You can date boys when you're forty
Subtitle: Dave Barry on parenting and other topics he knows very little about
By: Dave Barry
Edition: Large print edition.
Series: Thorndike Press large print core; Thorndike Press large print core series
Publisher: Thorndike Press
Published: 2014
Language: eng
Number of pages: 239
ISBN-13: 9781410465375
Subjects: Large type books; Families; Humor; Parenting
Description: "In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (he's serious about that title: "When my daughter can legally commence dating--February 24, 2040--I intend to monitor her closely, even if I am deceased") to funeral instructions ("I would like my eulogy to be given by William Shatner"), the differences between male and female friendships, the deeper meaning of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a father's ultimate sacrifice: accompanying his daughter to a Justin Bieber concert ("It turns out that the noise teenaged girls make to express happiness is the same noise they would make if their feet were being gnawed off by badgers")"--
Table of contents: title: Introduction; title: Sophie, Stella and the Bieber plan; title: Manliness; title: What women want; title: Death; title: Nothing! Really; title: "Grammar"; title: Air travelers' FAQ; title: Seeking wifi in the Holy Land; title: How to become a professional author.