Get in--if you want to--live
Subtitle: 19 stories, 19 artists
By: by John Jodzio
Edition: 1st ed.
Publisher: Paper Darts Press
Published: 2011
Place of publication: Minneapolis
Language: eng
Number of pages: 52
ISBN-13: 9780983974406
Subjects: American Short stories; Nouvelles américaines
Notes: Cover title.

Illustrated by Andres Guzman, Ruben Ireland, James Robert Algeo, Carleyrae Weber, Megan Frauenhoffer, Ainara del Valle, Sandra Dieckmann, Bill Ferenc, Amtk, Laura Andrews, Jennifer Davis, Meghan Murphy Suszynski, Rachel Caldwell, Anne Ulku, Kyle Coughlin, Tuesday Bassen, Terrence Payne, Matthew Kunes, Andy Ducett.
Table of contents: title: Recently I passed a kidney stone that looks like a shark's tooth; title: My kidnapper gives a really good backrub; title: Looting; title: I am committed to getting you your heroin at the peak of its freshness; title: The Monroe family bed wishes to die; title: Yes, I totally spaced telling you about the lair in my basement; title: Javier; title: I only have sex with ladies named Jean; title: The future; title: James, I cannot even begin to imagine who threw a bag of shit into your dishwasher; title: The bear; title: A toast to Randy, the oldest son of my secret family; title: The lady at the temp agency said I wasn't supposed to let you guys out of your cages; title: The hookers in my neighborhood really love my chilli; title: Sorry, but I just can't marry a woman that doesn't look hot on the jumbotron; title: I am so sorry that my homing device was chafing your ankle; title: My codpiece smells like soup; title: Get in if you want to live; title: My best friend Joe looks like Handel and I look like Beethoven.