The Return of the Horny Dead
Publisher: Eternal Press
Published: February 2009
Place of publication: British Columbia, Canada
Number of pages: 20
ISBN-13: 9781926640648
Copyright date: 2009
Genres: Erotica; Comedy
First sentence: It was a dark and stormy night. No really, it was. First of all, have you ever, south of the North Pole, seen a night that wasn’t dark?
Description: During a terrible blizzard Steffie finds a naked man with a Y incision on his chest standing in the middle of her garage. Thinking he's wandered away from the hospital and is suffering from hypothermia, Steffie brings him into her house and attempts to warm him up. Things get hot alright as Steffie gives her visitor the sexy show of his (un)life and gets a little more than she bargained for in the process.