You're Out and You're Ugly Too!
Subtitle: Confessions of an Umpire With Attitude
Publisher: Bt Bound
Published: October 1999
Language: eng
Format: Library Binding
ISBN-13: 9780613177610
Subjects: Children: Young Adult (Gr. 7-9)
First sentence: FOR EIGHT DAYS AND SIX GAMES, I'd been buzzing around ballparks in Cleveland and Baltimore, umpiring a play-off series that had turned crazier than a henhouse rat.