Belly laughs
Subtitle: the naked truth about pregnancy and childbirth
By: Jenny McCarthy.
Edition: 1st Da Capo Lifelong Books ed.
Publisher: Da Capo Lifelong
Published: 2004
Place of publication: Cambridge, MA
Language: eng
Number of pages: 165
Subjects: Pregnancy -- Humor.
Genres: Humor.
Table of contents: title: So you got knocked up? (getting pregnant); title: Honey, your sperm really do work! (pregnancy test); title: Barf-o-rama (morning sickness); title: Niagara in my pants (vaginal discharge); title: Psycho chick (hormonal rage); title: Holy shit, I think I hard-boiled my baby! (taking hot baths); title: Granny panties (letting go of the g-string); title: I can either pee on you or you can get the hell out of my way! (frequent pee breaks); title: Passing stonehenge (constipation); title: Is it a penis or a vagina? (finding out the sex); title: Can I have a mustard sandwich with pickles, anchovies, peanut butter, and a little cottage cheese? ... oh, and throw a few fish sticks on there! (cravings); title: Where in the hell can I find a muumuu? (nothing to wear); title: Freddy Kruger ain't got nothing on me! (dreams); title: Is that an apple on your rectum, or are you happy to see me? (hemorrhoids); title: Hi, porn star! (engorged breasts); title: Ready and squeeze ... your kegels (an exercise for the vagina); title: Well, it's not 1972 anymore! (baby boomers explaining how it was in their day); title: Did a sewer tank explode, or did you just fart? (gas); title: Hands off, dude! (strangers touching your belly); title: I can't see! I'm bleeding! I can't stand it! (weird and painful bits and pieces); title: Www.ihavetostopbuyingbabyshit.com (on-line baby stores); title: Is it hot in here or is it just me? ... it's just me (hot flashes and fainting spells); title: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhhh! ... I'll take another one of those please! (orgasms in pregnancy); title: The crying game (hormonal blues); title: So, anyway, like I was saying ... wait, what was I saying? (wandering mind); title: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest pregnant lady of them all? clearly not you, lady! (face acne and rashes); title: It's a bird! it's a plane!! no, it's a really swollen pregnant lady! (water retention); title: The McRib sandwich (back pain); title: Headaches (headaches ... duh); title: That ain't my ass! (cellulite gain); title: No, not yet! I'm not ready for this yet! (premature labor); title: Poopin' on the table (the dark side of delivery); title: The blue twinkies (your swollen vagina); title: Die, model bitch, die! (hating skinny people; title: Ooooh! I think I felt the baby move ... or maybe it's just gas (baby kicks); title: Organizing freak (your nesting instinct); title: Breathing for dummies (Lamaze); title: What the fu*k are these? (stretch marks); title: I just need to lie down for, like, five minutes ... okay, maybe three months (sleepiness); title: Pig in the pasture (sex in the ninth month); title: The moment of truth (labor and delivery); title: Let me repeat (husband no no's).