Hornito
Subtitle: My Lie Life
Publisher: Harper Perennial
Published: September 4, 2001
Language: eng
Number of pages: 256
ISBN-13: 9780060937102
First sentence: I'm in the car waiting for my parents, parked in the Springfield Plaza with its mock-wood awning and signs lit from behind-Morton's and Color Tile and Baskin-Robbins and Circuit City and Today's Man and a CVS drugstore, where today I had to secretly get the A-200 crab-removal system because I am home for Labor Day weekend with my bag of laundry and everything-is-fine smile.