The tighty whitey spider
Subtitle: and more wacky animal poems I totally made up
By: Kenn Nesbitt ; illustrated by Ethan Long
Contributors: Long, Ethan
Publisher: Scholastic
Published: 2010
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
Number of pages: 97
ISBN-13: 9780545292863
Subjects: Animals; Juvenile poetry; Juvenile humor; American poetry; American Humorous poetry; Juvenile Wit and humor; Poetry; Humor
Other titles: More wacky animal poems I totally made up; Wacky animal poems I totally made up
Description: A collection of humorous poetry about animals includes "My dog plays invisible frisbee," "My chicken's on the Internet," and "Hippo sandwich."
Notes: Includes index.
Table of contents: title: The tighty whitey spider; title: My dog plays invisible Frisbee; title: My kitten won't stop talking; title: Molly has a myna bird; title: My kiwi is the captain; title: Frog ball; title: I bought our cat a jet pack; title: I have to write a poem; title: My chicken's on the Internet; title: Snake mistake; title: My dog is not like other dogs; title: My cat goes flying through the air; title: A rock makes an excellent puppy; title: Don't ever ask a centipede; title: Polar bowling; title: Has anyone seen my chameleon?; title: Ferret soccer; title: I like my triangular kitten; title: Today I touched the buffalobster; title: I bought a new tank for my goldfish; title: The elephants bounced; title: If you give a mouse a motorcycle; title: On top of Mount Everest; title: An ordinary day; title: The dancing baboon of Djibouti; title: When pigs fly; title: My hamster has a skateboard; title: While lying on the grass today; title: Just a slug; title: Banana Dan; title: Gabby's baby beagle; title: Gerbil, gerbil, on the run; title: Speedy Sid; title: My turtle is the sporting sort; title: Abrocat the acrobat; title: Hippo sandwich; title: Belinda bell; title: Beavers in the bathroom; title: Forty purple porpoises; title: Whenever yaks play basketball; title: My camel fights; title: From the ants in our petunia bed; title: Toby the snowboarding Doberman; title: At hamster Sam's rodeo; title: My parrot doesn't care to fly; title: When rattlesnakes wear roller-skates; title: The weasel and the whale; title: Get me out of the fish tank; title: We're skydiving elephants; title: Gordon's garden; title: Cara's parrot; title: My dog is running faster; title: Monkey dream; title: Kitten fight; title: I saw a sloth play soccer; title: An elephant followed me home; title: If you happen to hop; title: I have an amoeba.