I will love you for the rest of my life
Subtitle: breakup stories
By: Michael Czyzniejewski
Edition: First edition.
Publisher: Curbside Splendor Publishing
Published: 2015
Language: eng
Number of pages: 139
ISBN-13: 9781940430287
Copyright date: 2015
Subjects: American Short stories; Interpersonal relations; Fiction; Separation (Psychology)
Description: "In I Will Love You For the Rest of My Life: Breakup Stories, Michael Czyzniejewski examines twenty-nine cases of human love at their most critical junctures, bearing witness to the absurdity of longing. An astronaut's husband cheats while his wife is in space; a scallop opens a portal to another dimension; a man exploits his peanut allergy for kinky sex; a blind date turns into a bestial kidnapping. Self-doubt, unshakable distrust, unrequited longing, and the prospect of eternal loneliness haunt these romantics. The heart wants what it wants, but it doesn't always last forever."--provided from Amazon.com.
Table of contents: title: A change of heart --; title: All out --; title: We were young --; title: When the heroes came to town --; title: Prenant with peanut butter --; title: Man of the year --; title: Shelf life --; title: The last time we had intercourse --; title: LAX --; title: Milo Himes --; title: Instead of getting married --; title: High treason --; title: The old country --; title: The Braxton-Carter-VanDamme-Myers-Braxton-Carter divorce: an outline --; title: Hot lettuce --; title: You had me at zoo --; title: Kulkulkan --; title: Space --; title: The plum tree --; title: Plagues of Egypt --; title: Bullfighting --; title: Night of the scallop --; title: Opal forever --; title: Thin air --; title: Marrow --; title: Home --; title: Salted carmel pretzel --; title: The meat sweats --; title: Memorare for the ding dong.