Would everybody please stop?
Subtitle: reflections on life and other bad ideas
By: Jenny Allen
Edition: First edition.
Published: 2017
Language: eng
Number of pages: 224
ISBN-13: 9780374118327
Copyright date: 2017
Subjects: Families; Humor; Anecdotes
Work titles: Essays
Description: "A collection of first-person essays and humor pieces about one woman's attempt to make sense of the baffling, humiliating, and extremely annoying world around her"--
Table of contents: title: I'm awake --; title: Seconds --; title: Ask the answer lady --; title: Canonize me --; title: Me, flirting --; title: How to tie-dye --; title: Dream on, you motherfucking mother --; title: Would everybody please stop? --; title: An affair to remember --; title: When I meditate --; title: My gathas --; title: Nothing left to lose --; title: Tawk therapy --; title: I can't get that penis out of my mind --; title: It's about time --; title: Take my horse, please --; title: Faking it --; title: Can I borrow that? --; title: My gratitudes --; title: My new feminist cop show --; title: Scary stories for grown-ups --; title: L.L. Bean and me --; title: Hair today, gone tomorrow --; title: I have to go now --; title: The trouble with nature --; title: Speak, memory --; title: Can I have your errands? --; title: How to take Dad to the doctor --; title: What I saw at the movies --; title: What I've learned --; title: Salt and pepper --; title: Roger Ailes's new, enlightened code of sexual conduct --; title: Falling --; title: Please don't invite me.