I heart my little a-holes
Subtitle: a bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting
By: Karen Alpert [a.k.a. Baby Sideburns ; illustrated by Lyssa Bowen, Barefoot and Doodles]
Published: 2014
Language: eng
Number of pages: 287
ISBN-13: 9780062341624
Subjects: Parenting; Humor; Mothers; Anecdotes; Parenthood; Motherhood; Babies; Parent and child; Biography
Other titles: I love my little a-holes; Baby Sideburns.
Description: Karen Alpert, writer of the blog Baby Sideburns, shares funny stories and pictures from her experiences raising her young son and daughter.

Alpert shares stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the pleasant and unpleasant surprises of raising children. Underneath her snarky (but hilariously true!) comments, it's obvious she loves her children -- when they're not being poopie trolls....
Table of contents: title: Bundle of joy my ass, more like bundle of hell; title: I heart my little a-holes; title: Don't read this section while you're eating chocolate; title: Another holiday? Are you f'ing kidding me?; title: The truth, the whole truth, and none of the bullshit you see on Pinterest; title: A really short chapter about Girl Scout cookies because they are so f'ing awesome they deserve their own chapter; title: Disney and Caillou and other annoying crap I want to crap on; title: Annnnnd this is what my life has turned into. Awesome; title: Yo rug rats, you owe me $26,000 for plastic surgery; title: I heart my little a-holes verrrrry serious book club questions.