I'll mature when I'm dead
Subtitle: Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood
By: Dave Barry
Contributors: Barry, Dave
Publisher: Berkley Pub Group
Published: 2011
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
Number of pages: 272
ISBN-13: 9780425238981
Subjects: American wit and humor
Description: In eighteen hilarious pieces, Dave Barry tackles everything from fatherhood, new fatherhood (?Over the next five years, you will spend roughly 45 minutes, total, listening to songs you like, and roughly 127,000 hours listening to songs exploring topics such as how the horn on the bus goes?), self-image, the battle of the sexes, celebrity, and technology (?In the old days, the closest you could get to Twitter would be to mail dozens of postcards a day to everybody you know, each with a brief message like, ?Just had a caramel frappuccino. Yum!??), to parenting styles, reality shows, certain medical procedures.
Notes: Narrator: Dave Barry (Amer.).
Table of contents: title: The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men); title: If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women; title: The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be; title: Dance recital; title: Technology; title: Solving the celebrity problem; title: Tips for visiting Miami; title: no. 1 : are you insane?; title: Dog ownership for beginners; title: My Hollywood career: the big dumpster; title: 24: The ultimate script; title: The full coward package; title: The health-care crisis: wash your hands after reading this; title: Colonoscopy; title: A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business: I sure don't have one; title: Judaism for Christians; title: Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel; title: A festival of grimness; title: Father of the groom.