Holy Water
Publisher: Harrow and Heston Publishers
Published: 2020
Place of publication: Philadelphia, USA
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 282
ISBN-13: 9780911577549
Copyright date: 2020
Subjects: Fiction, general; Wit and humor
First sentence: Alphonso scratched his protruding belly.
Description: Alphonso, Mexican drug lord,  corners the market in Holy Water.  Awash in money, he buys his LBGTQ daughter a university, renaming it Virgin Hall.  Naturally, this is followed by a Pope who dies of erectile disfunction, a riotous Papal conclave  and a revision of the university safe space policies.