Bright Lights, Big Ass
Subtitle: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?
Publisher: NAL Trade
Published: May 1, 2007
Language: eng
Number of pages: 400
ISBN-13: 9780451221254
First sentence: I'm clad in my favorite power suit, crafted from the wool of cosseted Australian sheep (of course) and lovingly pieced together by the finest tailors ever to lay thread to silk.
Table of contents: title: Sucks and the city -- Church of the Magnificent Mile -- The butt-erfly effect -- All quiet on the Westerville front -- Tuesday Afternoon Drinking Club -- The neocon express -- The only thing we have to fear is Rachael Ray -- Jen Hollywood -- Lovin', touchin', squeezin' (and bruisin') -- Loathe thy neighbor -- If the werewolves are in London. . . -- My so-called (superficial) life -- Loser? Yes, but not the biggest --  I love the smell of cardboard in the morning -- Maisy and me: life and love with the world's most spoiled dog -- No molester: the attack of the sock-monkey pajamas -- The holiday drinking season -- The Marquis de Sade in Mary-Kate clothing -- Be witch.