I Was a Teenage Fairy (Ageless Books)
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: May 2, 2000
Language: eng
Number of pages: 192
ISBN-13: 9780064408622
First sentence: If Los Angeles is a woman reclining billboard model with collagen-puffed lips and silicone-inflated breasts, a woman in a magenta convertible with heart-shaped sunglasses and cotton candy hair; if Los Angeles is this woman, then the San Fernando Valley is her teeny sister.