Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea
By: Chelsea Handler.
Edition: 1st ed.
Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
Published: 2008
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
Number of pages: 264
ISBN-13: 9781416954125
Subjects: Man-woman relationships.; Sex.
Description: When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description.
Table of contents: title: Blacklisted; title: Chelsea in charge; title: Prison break; title: Bladder stones; title: Big red; title: Dining in the dark; title: Dim sum and then some; title: Barking up the wrong tree; title: Re-gift; title: Jumped; title: Mini-me; title: Costa Rica.