There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos
Subtitle: A Work of Political Subversion
Publisher: Harper Paperbacks
Published: September 1, 1998
Language: eng
Number of pages: 336
ISBN-13: 9780060929497
First sentence: They tell me advice books sell, so here goes: Don't ever buy a pit bull from a one-armed man.