How to survive a garden gnome attack
Subtitle: defend yourself when the lawn warriors strike (and they will)
By: Chuck Sambuchino.
Edition: 1st ed.
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Published: 2010
Place of publication: Berkeley, CA
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9781580084635
Subjects: American wit and humor
Notes: Includes index.
Table of contents: title: Are you at risk?; title: Suspicious activity; title: Recognizing communication; title: Safeguard your property; title: Gnomeproof your exterior; title: Gnomeproof your interior; title: Twelve tips that will save your life; title: Their arsenal; title: Mortal combat; title: Your arsenal; title: Gnome roam no more; title: Gnomenclature; title: Unexplained deaths and disappearances 1933 to today.