I'll mature when I'm dead
Subtitle: Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood
By: Dave Barry
Publisher: G. P. Putnam's Sons
Published: 2010
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
Number of pages: 254
ISBN-13: 9780399156502
Description: In this brilliantly funny exploration of the treacherous state of adulthood by the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist, Barry tackles everything from fatherhood to new fatherhood to songs.
Table of contents: title: The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men); title: If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women; title: The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be; title: Dance recital; title: Technology; title: Solving the celebrity problem; title: Tips for visiting Miami; title: no. 1 : are you insane?; title: Dog ownership for beginners; title: My Hollywood career: the big dumpster; title: 24: The ultimate script; title: The full coward package; title: The health-care crisis: wash your hands after reading this; title: Colonoscopy; title: A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business: I sure don't have one; title: Judaism for Christians; title: Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel; title: A festival of grimness; title: Father of the groom.