Because I'm the Child Here and I Said So
Subtitle: A Joke Book for Parents (Because You Need a Laugh!)
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: March 1, 2006
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 96
ISBN-13: 9780740757389
Subjects: Cartoons & comic strips; Parenting - General; Satire And Humor; Humor; Nonfiction - General; Comics & Cartoons; Topic - Family; Humor / Topic / Family; Form - Jokes & Riddles; Form - Cartoons & Comics; American wit and humor, Pictorial; Caricatures and cartoons; Parenting
First sentence: "Just remember, son, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose-unless you want Daddy's love."