Revelation X : The 'Bob'Apocryphon
Subtitle: Hidden Teachings and Deuterocanonical Texts of J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs
By: Translated out of the Original Tongues by The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., "Dulling the Pain of Existence in a World Without Slack Since 1978"
Publisher: Fireside
Published: December 1, 1994
Place of publication: New York, NY
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 208
ISBN-13: 9780671770068
Subjects: Biblical studies, criticism & exegesis; The Bible; Humor; Fiction - General; General; Humor / Parodies; Dobbs, J. R; Satire, American; Science fiction, American
First sentence: Was he a wizard?
Description: Its hour come round at last: the prophesied do-it-yourself end times religion for swinging mutants & terminal abnormals!!

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Beyond science, reason and orgasm
Instant instructions for those who follow no master!!

Scarier than the Old Testament and Scientology put together!  More needlessly complicated than the Qabbalah!  More vague and ambiguous than the I Ching or astrology!  More sheer, brazen hogwash than even The Book of Mormon - yet infinitely more accurate than Project Bluebook and The Warren Commission Report, combined!!!
Table of contents: title: Abortisement
pagenum: vii; title: The Fine Print
pagenum: xxi; label: 1.
title: The 10,001 Essences of "Bob"
pagenum: 1; label: 2.
title: The Conspiracy
pagenum: 15; label: 3.
title: The Lost Gospels of Dobbs
pagenum: 29; label: 4.
title: Mondo Connie
pagenum: 39; label: 5.
title: Man and the SubGenius
pagenum: 47; label: 6.
title: Birth of the True Beautants
pagenum: 60; label: 7.
title: There Is Only One Sin
pagenum: 75; label: 8.
title: Heaven and Hell
pagenum: 84; label: 9.
title: Gods, Monsters, and UFOs
pagenum: 91; label: 10.
title: X-Odus
pagenum: 105; label: 11.
title: History of the Future
pagenum: 117; label: 12.
title: God Happens
pagenum: 133; label: 13.
title: Victory Through Hate
pagenum: 145; label: 14.
title: Cosmic Slack vs. Cosmic Pain
pagenum: 157; label: Appendix
title: The Epistles
pagenum: 165; label: Appendix
title: B
pagenum: 169