Clash of the couples
Subtitle: a humorous collection of completely absurd lovers' squabbles and relationship spats
By: written by some very brave men and women ; edited by Gayle Roberts
Publisher: Blue Lobster Book Co.
Published: 2014
Place of publication: Maine]
Language: eng
Number of pages: 316
ISBN-13: 9780989955331
Subjects: Man-woman relationships; Anecdotes; Humor; Marital conflict; Couples
Description: Clash of the Couples is a hits-close-to-home anthology featuring a collection of completely absurd lovers' squabbles and relationship spats. Think couples fight over kids, sex, and money? Think again! Furniture, the last beer, and where to store the placenta are what genuinely ignite our feuds. And no argument is off limits.
Table of contents: title: You want some college boobs?  -- by Crystal Ponti; title: Because it's not a Friday night date unless you stop at both Home Depot and Lowe's on your way home  -- by Meredith Spidel; title: Airplanes, cell phones, and other things that crash and burn  -- by Andrew Delfino; title: Ham, tears, and one toilet : a Mexican tale  -- by Kimberly Morand; title: Shitter  -- by Jonathon Floyd; title: The great Christmas card incident of ought six  -- by Sara Del Rio; title: Melted dreams  -- by Sarah Cottrell; title: Que pasa, baby monkey?  -- by Lisa Petty; title: Dog days of moving  -- by Stacey Gustafson; title: The engagement that almost wasn't  -- by Meredith Napolitano; title: Hair of the dog? Nope, it's mine  -- by Chris Dean; title: Food fight  -- by Linda Roy; title: An apple a day  -- by Dave Lesser; title: Neurotic in Lisbon  -- by Camille DeFer Thompson; title: The cake heard around the world  -- by Mary Widdicks; title: The Cold War  -- by Courtney Conover; title: We're political opposites, and we're not above yard-sign warfare  -- by Marie Bollman; title: Don't spill the beer, dear  -- by Julia Arnold; title: Five-second rule warfare  -- by Kevin Zelenka; title: Car care in the lover's lane  -- by Ginny Marie; title: Ode to a kiss  -- by Mike Reynolds; title: Red light rodeo, couples style  -- by Leigh-Mary Hoffmann; title: A hypothetical situation  -- by Lynn Shattuck; title: Only I can talk about me  -- by Jeff Bogle; title: Sans souvenir  -- by Angela Godbout; title: A middle-age man and his table  -- by Jenny Hills; title: The corner hutch battle  -- by Susan A. Black; title: Same-page marriage woes  -- by Marcia Kester Doyle; title: And the boob wins  -- by R.C. Liley; title: Fishing for a break, not sea bass  -- by Jessica Azar; title: To infinity and beyond  -- by m.nicole.r.wildhood; title: Dirty socks, everywhere  -- by Angela Keck; title: The boyfriend fallacy  -- by Alexa Bigwarfe; title: A record of a fight  -- by Brian Sorrell; title: I can't believe you ate my sandwich  -- by Kathryn Leehane; title: The unwilling passenger  -- by April Grant; title: Never assume anything  -- by Bev Feldman; title: The alluminum can incident  -- by Jodi Crafts-Flaherty; title: Escape of the big chocolate placenta  -- by Scott Rigdon; title: Corn hole and fried dough  -- by Lydia Richmond; title: What about them is not identical?  -- by Allie Burdick; title: Chicken drums divorce planning  -- by Michelle Grewe; title: The wedding shower heist  -- by Barb Godshalk; title: Fetus, take the wheel  -- by Amanda Mushro; title: How to talk to a man--are you listening to me?  -- by Chris Carter; title: How to talk to a woman--without sacrificing your cajones -- by Eli Pacheco.