Santa's Twin
Publisher: Harper Paperbacks
Published: September 21, 2004
Language: eng
Number of pages: 64
ISBN-13: 9780060572235
First sentence: Well, now Thanksgiving is safely past, more turkey eaten this year than last, more stuffing stuffed, more yams jammed into our mouths, and using both hands, coleslaw in slews, biscuits by twos, all of us too fat to fit in our shoes.