The holidays
By: by Mike MacDonald & Jilly Gagnon
Contributors: Gagnon, Jilly, author
Edition: First Diversion books edition.
Series: Choose your own misery series; Choose your own misery series
Published: 2016
Language: eng
Number of pages: 351
ISBN-13: 9781682303191
Subjects: Plot-your-own stories; Humor; Christmas; Holidays
Other titles: Choose your own misery.
Description: This is the year you're going to do it: you're going to avoid Christmas completely! ...or you were, until your island getaway got washed out by a hurricane. Now you have to choose: should you spend the holiday with your shrewish sister and her Europhile husband, or endure the icy judgment of a woman who thinks only children and pussies help bake cookies? Jet off to the glamorous slums of Kingston, Jamaica, or accept the offer of a ride from a man who never stops smiling... and is probably going to turn you into a skin suit? From the writers who brought you the hilarious parody 'Choose your own misery: the office' comes a second helping of misery with a festive twist. Christmas is full of fun surprises for kids, but for adults, it's just an endless series of aggressive crowds, overwhelming credit card debt, and pretending to like the people you're forced to spend it with. Once you unwrap all the holiday misery hiding in these pages, the blackness of your heart will rival any lump of coal.
Notes: "This book is a parody."--Verso T.p.