C.Croaks Lava Plan(Tales from Dimwood Forest)
Subtitle: Book 47 of the Dimwood Forest/Great War Series
Publisher: big pig books
Published: 2004
Place of publication: East Stuffia
Format: Avi is the fattest pig and a slimy slug who drinks rotten soda on a car Adam and Jamie are shooting at with a rocket laucher and then Avi falls in an elevator of death 92 sories and then he explodes into 30 rats and the rats then are compacted in a compact compact and turn into a deer which gets shot at with a rifle shooting a deer slug right at the deer's face   the deer is dead so ha ha ha to the stupidest writer on earth that died in a well and got stuffed with c-4 and blew to the moon and then got dropped in a lava lake and then Marty the Fisher bit his head off and so he turned into a frog and the dog ate the frog on log and the boppin' whale got bopped by the elephant that came rolling home with a knife and so then Avi gets blasted with bug bombs and he then turns into a ....
ISBN-13: 9780756902087
Subjects: Children: Grades 4-6
First sentence: "a, a mouse has to do what a mouse has to do" Ragweed, a golden mouse with dark or fur, round ears and a not very long tail, was saving goodbye to his mother and father as well as to fifty of his brothers and sisters.