Harry the polis
Subtitle: ah cannae tell a lie!
By: Harry Morris
Series: Harry the polis; Harry the polis
Publisher: Black & White Pub.
Published: 2008
Place of publication: Edinburgh
Language: eng
Number of pages: 305
ISBN-13: 9781845025724; 9781845025731; 9781845022327
Subjects: Humor; Anecdotes; General; Strathclyde Police; Police; FICTION
Other titles: Ah cannae tell a lie!
Description: The adventures of Harry the Polis? the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories? continue with this hilarious new collection. Join Harry on his new adventures as he tackles speeding motorists, visits the Blackhills of Glesca, calls time on some barking dogs, gets some Devine intervention and meets some gorgeous girls as he falls victim to the Braehead Scam. With twenty-nine years in the Strathclyde Polis under his belt, there are tales, laughs and adventures aplenty as Harry the Polis is back on the beat once more. And it's all true ... honest!?His books are a laugh on eve.
Table of contents: title: Cover; Title; Dedication; Acknowledgements; For Absent Friends; Contents; Introduction; Part One; The Writer; This One's for you!; The Police Chase; Nothing but the Truth; Mistaken Identity; Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit!; The Braehead Scam; Harry's Police Contacts Page; Kiss it Better!; God Bless us all; Polis on a Horse; Bridget's Date; A Rouble Millionaire; Sophie's Choice; Was that Sore?; Mental Hospital Phone Menu; The Blonde Story; Arthur or Martha?; Part Two; A-ttention!; Harry's Moneysaving Ideas; National Service; Toe Nails?; That's my Mother!; Van Graffiti; Speeding; Honey Come Back!; title: The Blackhills of Glesca!The Best Man; Who?; What's Up Doc?; Barking Mad; Spartacus; Fact or Fiction?; Wrong Side of the Bed; Glesca Bomb Alert; Airport Alert; Part Three; The Final Orgasm!; Drink!; Devine Intervention; Knife, Fork and Yuck!; Jackie Wilson said; Do your Best; Ze Wrong Answer!; Family Values; Fore!; Fact or Fiction?; Don't Think So!; Lucky Jim; The Robbing Mail; You're Booked; Just Like Amy; Pension Day; Car Boots; Home Made Soup; Part Four; Renovation Time; True Fact!; Moral of the Story; True Fact!; Wednesday Shopping; All My Life's a Circle; Disastarrgghhh!; title: Two Babysitters?Eye Got Set Up!; Know you Well; F.orgot, B.ut I.nvestigating; Blackhill Tales; The Right of Reply!; Stop!; Dating Agencies; Three Amigos; Harry's Police Contacts Page; It's how you Say it!; Part Five; Motorbiking; The Hypnotist!; Cathy the Cleaner; I'm a Lesbian; Purl One; What Drugs?; The Racial Card; P.T.E.; Embarrassing First Dates; Harry's Polis Contacts Page; Foreign to Me; Hungry or What?; Who's Laughing Now?; Go Before you Go-Go!; Good News, Bad News; Things Go Better with?; Whatever Next?; Brimstone and Fire!; Part Six; Extremely Violent.; title: History's Most Original ContraceptivesTrue Facts; What a Liar; Scottish Book Trust; That's a Charity; Cursing on the Course; Trust in Jesus!; Ice Cold Moggy; Doing Good Business!; Mistaken Identity; Penny for your Thoughts; That's Okay!; Order of the Court; The Secrecy Button; The Disturbance; Carnival of Fun; Old Bob MacDonald; Part Seven; Hospital Patter; The Siamese Twins; Marriage Means Sharing; The Dawn Chorus; The Notebook Diary; Foot 'n Mouth; Speeding Kills; It's a Miracle!; The Driving School; Get off My Toe; Off your Head; Fact or Fiction?; Trouble Maker; The Chief Constable's Ball.; title: D.N.A. All the WayWhereabouts!; So There!; Have a Nice Day!; Part Eight; Zoo Time!; It's who you Know; All Bets off!; Horse's Arse; Fact or Fiction?; It Never Ends; That's My Dad; Restoring Life; The Body Swerve; Stress; The Story; The Bloody Lot; Harry Says, 'Share With Me!'; Thank you; By the Same Author; Copyright.