How to get divorced by 30
Subtitle: my misguided attempt at a starter marriage
By: Sascha Rothchild.
Publisher: Plume
Published: 2010
Place of publication: New York
Language: eng
ISBN-13: 9780452295995
Subjects: Rothchild, Sascha; Women comedians -- United States -- Biography; Marriage -- Humor; Marriage -- Anecdotes; Man-woman relationships -- Humor
Genres: Biography; Humor; Anecdotes
Table of contents: title: Step 1, Don't invite your husband to your thirtieth birthday party; title: Step 2, Date a jerk in your early twenties; title: Step 3, Don't give yourself a minute to reflect; title: Step 4, Arrive with the old, leave with the new (in the same night); title: Step 5, Marry a big guy just so you feel small; title: Step 6, Make the same mistakes twice; title: Step 7, Think it's fantastic that your significant other doesn't object to you attending a party without him at the Playboy mansion; title: Step 8, Believe your differences make things more interesting; title: Step 9, Resent each other; title: Step 10, Adhere to an arbitrary timetable; title: Step 11, Plan the divorce while you plan the wedding (or choose Pavé diamonds); title: Step 12, Get married for a down payment; title: Step 13, Drive yourself to the doctor; title: Step 14, Don't mention the word 'forever' at the wedding; title: Step 15, Compromise to the point that both parties are unhappy; title: Step 16, Keep your belongings separate; title: Step 17, Include your spouse in a performance where you read off your list of sexual partners; title: Step 18, Marry an actor; title: Step 19, Cling to distractions; title: Step 20, Call your first love; title: Step 21, Buy new fangs and do cocaine every sunday; title: Step 22, Go from rose petals to sawdust on Valentine's Day; title: Step 23, When a handsome stranger gives you his card, keep it; title: Step 24, Have friends who are also getting divorced by 30; title: Step 25, Tell people at a party you are getting divorced, before you tell your husband; title: Step 26, Don't fight to save the marriage; title: Step 27, Believe in the 'get the first one over with' philosophy; title: Step 28, Take out the garbage; title: Step 29, Call your first love, again, and then call the handsome stranger; title: Step 30, Arrive at your thirtieth birthday party single.