Soapsuds
Subtitle: A Novel
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Published: July 25, 2006
Language: eng
Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 384
ISBN-13: 9780345470836
Subjects: American Light Romantic Fiction; Fiction; Fiction - General; Romance: Modern; Humorous; Fiction / General; Romance - General; Soap operas; Television actors and actresses; Television programs
First sentence: YOU'RE A VERY FORTUNATE WOMAN, Ms Merrick, the petite blonde nurse with the bouncing boobs tells me as she pushes my wheelchair down the corridor.