The Half-Mammals of Dixie
Publisher: Harvest Books
Published: September 8, 2003
Language: eng
Number of pages: 256
ISBN-13: 9780156028585
First sentence: I wasn't old enough to know that my father couldn't have obtained a long-lost letter from famed lovers Heloise and Peter Abelard, and since European history wasn't part of my third-grade curriculum, I really felt no remorse in bringing the handwritten document-on lined and hole-punched Blue Horse filler paper-announcing its value, and reading it to the class on Friday show-and-tell.