The mommy shorts guide to remarkably average parenting
By: Ilana Wiles
Published: 2016
Language: eng
Number of pages: 224
ISBN-13: 9781419722196
Subjects: Parenting; Humor; Child rearing
Other titles: Remarkably average parenting
Description: "Ilana Wiles is not a good mother. She's not a bad mother either. Like most of us, she's normal. From the creator of the wildly popular blog Mommy Shorts comes Ilana Wiles's first humor book on remarkably average parenting. If you want solid advice about raising kids, this book is not for you. If you want to wallow in your own misery about how having kids is AWFUL, this book is not for you. This book pays homage to the every-parent and suggests that they are the people having the best child-rearing experience of all. Using Wiles's signature infographics and photographs to illustrate her personal and hilarious essays on motherhood, the book is an honest guide that celebrates the fun of being a mom."--Amazon.
Table of contents: title: Becoming a mom. So, you're pregnant ; Contractions, epidurals, and placentas, oh my ; Are you sure this newborn is mine? ; Unsolicited advice ; Holy crap, I'm tired ; All maternity leaves must come to an end; title: Major milestones. You thought your diet was hard ; Just go to bed already ; Are we having fun yet? ; Crawling, walking, and climbing the walls ; She speaks! ; Popping and the potty; title: Living the mom life. Where did my house go? ; Celebrating the big stuff ; Are you ready for baby #2? ; Mastering your parenting style ; Objects of affection ; Give me back my iPad ; Traveling with kids ; Even ice cream causes tantrums ; Bragging rights ; The secret to enjoying parenthood.