Author: Jay Goldspinner, Jaded Oldspinner
Alternate names: root woman, tired old hippie, hag, GFM nuisance
Born: 6/6/1906
Died: long ago
Bio: spins her boring tales, haunts the streets of greenfield, ma, has huge feet and head, trundles a cart everywhere, wears rasta hats one day, Peruvian hats the next, a pest at co-ops, shopaholic, co-op shoplifter, crosses the street to avoid passing by Latinos, old hippie hag