kitschysynq/furry-octo-dubstep — pull request #7 by TomWoehlke (2014-09-05 00:50:18+00:00)
Title: Super Cool Crazy Comments

Comments were an invention created by Socrates after he killed Plato with
his Zeus Hammer. The only problem was the Zeus Hammer has a one time use
limit, which makes it pretty impractical; so Socrates probably should have
used it on an immortal being as opposed to a mortal one