muennich/sxiv — pull request #116 by victor-frankenstein (2013-11-24 05:38:09+00:00)
Title: You've officially been pimped!

Yo dawg.

We heard you like programming, so we put a repl into your sxiv, so you could program
while using the program that you have programmed!

Since we figured that you love GNU software, we decided to add some more GNU under the hood:
meet the guile support! You can't have too much GNU, can you?
There's for sure, now absolutely nothing your program can't do!
And that's not even half of the neat stuff we added to your image viewer!

We heard from your friends that you like browsing images from time to time,
so we implemented a 27" imgur.com support into the trunk of your program.
Enjoy only the finest images straight from the web!

It's out of question that beautiful ladies will absolutely love the new slideshow support you got.
No longer you have to sit in the corner while browsing the images. Take your laptop out
and let the world see how great your new image viewer is!
Do the same in combination with your favorite X11 terminal emulator and grab all the
attention at that coffee place you love going to.
Using this beauty won't just change your life. It'll also impact all the people around you.

You may now add files to the queue during runtime.
It's for sure something not everyone has in their image viewer!
Nobody will ever compain about your program anymore!
Starting from this merge, only compliments!

Now those nasty Mac users will finally stop mocking you and show some respect to opensource!

Last but not least, our mechanic did some fantastic job on your dying Makefile,
so now not only it compiles almost 4 times as fast, but also is distro-independent.
What are you waiting for? Go ahead and install it everywhere!

It's been our pleasure pimping your program.

See you next time!