aki--aki/xbotpp — pull request #8 by Juboo (2013-09-24 18:59:31+00:00)
Title: Module for the UNIX fortune-mod command!

Untested and it probably doesn't work.
A certain someone who knows python should fix this up. It's supposed to return a SFW fortune when you say '^fortune' and a NSFW fortune if you give it an argument.