atleastimtrying/the-abyss — pull request #3 by undecided (2013-01-10 13:55:20+00:00)
Title: Please lock your abyss

...evise

Dear Sir, Madam, Other, or [Not Applicable],

It has come to my attention that you have an abyss (henceforthwith referred to as "YOUR ABYSS") that is completely open to the world. I would like to register my disgust for your flagrant disregard for public safety, and highlight a few of the dangers:

1) Children, curious dogs and poorly trained capuchins could easily fall into YOUR ABYSS, causing damage to YOUR ABYSS. The only thing worse than a gaping abyss is a damaged, gaping abyss.

2) Hacking organisations would love to get unfettered access to YOUR ABYSS. The abuses they might inflict could be immeasurable, as well as introducing dangers to the world from beyond the abyss.

To the end of remedying this tragedy, I enclose the beginnings of a gateway to YOUR ABYSS. I hope, for your sake and the sake of all your belovéd abysses, that you heed my pull request and implement the security features YOUR ABYSS is crying out for.

Yours sternly,
xXxAbyssLover1984xXx