reality/depressionbot — pull request #59 by dafrancis (2012-12-06 23:02:17+00:00)
Title: Dayum gurl I got you some of that sweet sweet CELTIC LANGUAGE that this bot has been missing

dbot now comes with an acoustic guitar so he can sing songs about how he hates the English and just about anyone really. Squeeze his tummy to hear his rendition of "Calon Lan", Hen "Wlad Fy Nhadau", and the classic "Fuck you England. Fuck you England. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. No not you Scotland you're cool. Fuck you England".

There's also a new "Welsh Jokes" feature which does jokes in the style of welsh comedians. Sadly most of these jokes are about old people having sex because old people having sex is comical for some reason. Also the punchline is 69 because that's a funny sex position. There are some good jokes though including:

Good Joke 1: What is Huw Chiswell's favourite website? EBBAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Good Joke 2: What did the farmer say when Dai Jones Llanilar was on his farm? Nothing because Dai Jones just kept talking and talking and they never got a chance to say anything

Good Joke 3: Pobl y Cwm

If dbots comedy act fails they'll fall back to the classic "Character act" where dbot will pretend to be a shop keeper or a librarian or a policeman or a farmer or any other profession. The twist is that this character has a quirky character trait which is comical. These quirky character traits include "being mentally disabled" (which involves saying jibberish most of the time), "being gay" (combine policeman with gay for instant hilarity), "being black" (Did you know: Black people only live in Africa!), and the ever popular "being a woman".

All this and more! Only with "depressionbot: Cymdeithas Yr Iaith Approved Edition"! That's right, depressionbot will not have some people rallying around them sticking "Ble mae'r Gymraeg?" stickers on poor dbot; which is a good thing really because scraping those stickers off is a pain in the backside.