leonsbuddydave/CemeteryMania — pull request #1 by leonsbuddydave (2012-03-31 02:04:26+00:00)
Title: There once was a man from Peru,

Who thought users should know what to do.
And should be made aware
of what goes here or there
to make playing much simpler for you.

"What we need is a way to show text!"
he muttered, his pacing grew vexed
"Not a whole god damn page,
not a symbol or gauge,
but a way to give users context."

He assembled from code a small box,
that he used to display "Peru Rox!"
it was a small API
that let programs say hi
and show players large pictures of cocks.

The man, satisfied with his work,
settled back in his chair with a smirk.
"Take that, you bastard."
git push origin master
And poetic pull requests are for jerks.