steveklabnik/derp — pull request #5 by gerred (2011-12-28 22:28:34+00:00)
Title: Adding number support to derp

Presently, derp has no number support. This can lead to some incredibly dangerous consequences:

irb(main):076:0> "hello I believe in the wonder powerful of 100 derps".to_derp
=> "herpherpherpherp herp herpderpherpherp herpderpherpherp derpderpderp . herpherp . derpherpherpherp herp herpderpherpherp herpherp herp herpherpherpderp herp . herpherp derpherp . derp herpherpherpherp herp . herpderpderp derpderpderp derpherp derpherpherp herp herpderpherp . herpderpderpherp derpderpderp herpderpderp herp herpderpherp herpherpderpherp herpherpderp herpderpherpherp . derpderpderp herpherpderpherp . . derpherpherp herp herpderpherp herpderpderpherp herpherpherp"
irb(main):077:0> _.from_derp
=> "hello i believe in the wonder powerful of derps"

This patch adds number support into derp so that we can avoid all of the dire things that could come out of this, up to and including war.