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By geoffreysmith:

Dear Ferris,

We had a lot fun programming together. I once thought you were a great programmer. One day we talked about event sourced crud. We tried it once and thought it was a great experience, but not something we should do all the time. Since then you've become a daily event source user. Yesterday you told me you don't remember the last time you weren't event sourcing.

Last night I came over to your place to check on you. You had event stores all over the place, your power was off as you had not paid the bills. It was 3AM and you told me you had created 15 aggregate roots that day and that you were "really sourcing." You asked if I knew where you could score a keyboard at 3AM as your keys had worn out. You offered me $500 for my Mac keyboard.

This is not the Ferris I knew, the Ferris I want to know. The Martin Fowler Clinic is located outside Sedona, Arizona. It provides 24/7 onsite help to help programmers get on track. Event sourcing is a disease and taking care of YOU is the first step in their program. You start out doing QBASIC and eventually move on to more object oriented languages. There's painting, horseback riding and daily yoga lessons. Your friends and family can visit you anytime and help get you off event sourcing.

We want Ferris back, let us help you.