user: A non-transparent bottle filled with sugar sits on the counter of a department store. There is no water inside it; however, the bottle bears the label "water" instead of "sugar". Bernard, a new customer, walks up to the counter and notices the bottle. Bernard opens the bottle and looks inside. Bernard reads the label.

assistant: He opens the bottle and looks inside. He can clearly see that it is full of white granules, not liquid as he expected. He tilts the bottle, watching the granules shift and slide, catching the light in a way that water never could. He frowns.