I'm about to scare my girlfriend. I'm not a sheet I forgot about how to grow a friend. Who's the most annoying? Who's roomist the messiest? Who takes longer to get ready? She's the most likely to be single forever. She's most likely to get arrested. What? Who's the favorite child? What? If I can dunk on this tube, I will follow every person I like this video. Hey Ma. Oh my God. What lucky? Is that offer still on the table? I'm 12. This can't be. What the hell offer? To knock my ass in the next year? What? What? What? Soon we'll have collected all the crystals and the dark king will rise again. Are you my first boss fight? Yeah. Who are you? Someone who did all the side quests first. Holy shh. Jeremy! What? What's up? Why are you standing? What's up? What's up? Why are you standing like that? Ben. Ah! Oh my God. Wait, what did you say? What did you say? What? It's not ever dream is from God. What? It ain't from everything. CC. CC. You better believe it, baby. Because the devil is real. You better believe it. See. Ever dream. Okay. You better believe it. See. Ever dream. Okay. You better believe it. See. Ever dream. Okay. You better believe it. I know. The devil comes to kill still and destroy sweetie. I have for me because I ain't gotten up. He can't kill me. He can't destroy me because God will save me. But baby. He can come in your dreams, sweetheart. Okay. You know when you're becoming an ass screaming and hollering that you had a nightmare, you be harping and pounding and stuff. See that? That's the devil coming on in them. You're gonna be in my sleep. Yes ma'am. No, ma'am. No ma'am. Spam. He can't do that. He can't live in my life. Well baby, the devil is real. He comes at any time. So you better believe it. You better believe it. You better believe it. Baby, the devil is real. He comes at any time. So you better be out. You better be out. You better be out. You better be out of my room. Well you better have that Jesus juice on dick at all times. I don't want you my Jesus juice. He better get out of my life. Really? Oh I have the God. He'll help himself. Bassy. Get out. Hey, ooh. Hey, from a sir. I guess going to the beach wasn't all I had. You just got your handspring. I didn't know the shoe was gone. It wasn't all I had. Nobody told you. These niggas out here some got to the beach. I don't know. I don't know. Nobody told you. These niggas out here some got to the head. What they saying? They said this ship was supposed to last a week. You know what I'm saying. And now they got here out here. Got here looking all crazy. God. I'm running out my fuck. Right, friend. Look a mess. Oh God. Oh man. It's super high. Get like that. Niggas want to play water games at the beach. Who go there? Who go there? Beaching in the water. Like, I don't know what to say. I'm telling you. Fuck. Fuck. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Fuck you laughing at bitch. See. Comey, bitch. Look. I went to my storage, right? And I found this old iPod from 2013. This is crazy. I just want to open it up to see what the home screen looks like. And what the apps look like. So let's compare it to the phone today. Like, look at the phone today. That's what Facebook looks like. That's what Instagram. We have Uber now. Chase. That's TikTok. So if we open up this old tiny iPod. I think one, one, one. No. Okay. Two, two, two, two. This table. Try again in a minute. 0000. Oh. Oh. Yo. Look at this crazy. Look at this. Look at this. Look at what Instagram used to look like. Beach not even around. No more. Hey. What's up. Totally the hero. Oh man. This is crazy. Look. Oh shit. Flapy bird. Flapy wings. This is crazy. Flapy bird. What is shucks out of the shucks studios. Yo. Like this video. And I might open up these messages. Or you even open up these pictures right here. Hey, what up, homie. Hey, babe. What's up? Chillin' my guy. You know what I mean. That's so funny. No, you called me homie. And I was like, you know what I mean. Yeah. Who the fuck is that? That's my new boyfriend. You knew what? You were seeing him together and things got a little serious. Babe, I'm your boyfriend. What are you talking about? Where am I going to watch your movie? I'm really proud of you. But I... Stay home. Stay safe, little nigga. Hello? Okay. Happy Easter family. Oh, shut up. We can't even enjoy Easter. I'm going to take a nap. Sure we can. We all locked down together as a family. Just don't call for me because I got a mean left hook. But we don't need no ex and candy to celebrate no holiday. Speak for yourself, bitch. You took the words right out of my mouth. Okay. I brought my basket and everything. I'm ready to push some kids down about the golden egg. My ass got the golden egg last year. There was $100 in it. Oh. Well, Easter is in the bow. Eggs are bunny and candy. It's about the resurrection of Jesus. Jesus! Oh, why don't we all just push? Although we're locked down. We're locked down as a family. Be thankful. We can let these kids enjoy Easter, the eggs and the candy, and that's the docks we can praise Jesus. Jesus! Okay, quiet. Let's hear it. What? You said you wanted. Y'all don't mind him. Hey, everybody. Look what I can do. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, uh-uh. My mommy said that somebody was cooking fish today. Uh-huh. That's what my mommy said. Boy, stop repeating everything that I said. Oh, honey. I think she said someone to smell like fish. And not the kind of that you cook or catch. God and fish, shaman. I've got some for breeze. Happy! Happy! How you doing, family? Happy! Willie! In the place in El Doris. He! I don't know. That little piece of cake, bagging, now that it's one bite to get you a duck with sandwich, Willie. We had carrot cake every Easter and you brought that little behind piece of cake. Fix it, Jesus. Jesus! Y'all is here for me! Where's the white lad? Well, bad or mute and toss me in the big bag. Y'all ain't got it? You can bring it over here, Willie. I'll portion it out for everyone. I'll portion you out. I'm it! I'm bringing it. Okay, well, kids, y'all going to room, we're going to hide a couple eggs. Uh-oh. They go this week-ass bladder. Y'all give me a minute. I gotta let my mom to spit. What's her mom's to spit? Uh, go in the room. Don't listen to your granny. Now you let me know if you need some help. Couldn't get cake up. I think I got it. I ain't talking about the cake. I can see! I don't know. Uncle Willie, can you leave the housekeeper alone? Uh. Okay, everyone. Who brought the Easter eggs and the candy? Oh, Miss Girl, this is your house. You should be supplying the eggs and the candy. Let me guess. You're waiting on a stimulus check. I know somebody that's pretty nice stimulus check. They only woke 5%. Y'all aren't funny. Who are you talking to? Who? Who are you talking to? Oh, boy. You might con bite, but I can fight. Didn't you see what happened to Brenda? Well, if you touch me, I'll have cousin Ted and Eve. That damn thing, Ted, don't give me. Well, I guess there won't be any Easter this year. We're gonna listen to the word and remind people what Easter is all about. Jesus! Did you forget? I used to work at Mac. I used to work at Mac. I can help you out. Let me help you with your lashes, bitch. Come here. Do you got lashes? No. Do you got duct tape? No. You got two-packed speech. Yeah, go get two-packed. I got it. We got to use that for eyelashes. I hope it does because it's so T-T-U-A-V-A-F. Don't put too much. Don't put too much. You're gonna smell like a cold gay bitch. Now just put it on the... Bitch. Let's start with the eyeshadow free.