One of my favorite things about making YouTube videos is that I get to decide the videos that I'd like to watch and make them exist. Hi, welcome to I cut soap and show it to my dog while he's wearing a turtleneck. For those of you that aren't aware, first of all, Carmen doesn't really like that turtleneck, but he's putting up with me for right now. We found out that Carmen has a soap fetish, so I figured out which soap was his favorite, which is overwhelmingly Irish spring. And then I made him an entire bed at your suggestion out of Irish spring, which he hated. So we're going to try and see if he likes the YouTube trend of soap cutting. What do you think? Come here. Your hands are filthy. Someone suggested that I should just show him a bunch of ASMR soap cutting videos, but he's not going to understand that. He's a dogver, but thank you for your suggestion. So I decided to do the next best thing, which is cut soap for him in person. I don't know. You don't want soap cutting videos where it's all like criss-cross cut and stuff. Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Oh, Carmen, I love when I cut soap in you, cry. It's such an us thing. You look so nice in your turtleneck. Why are you crying? Do you like it? Do you like the soap? Hmm. What do you think? He's not impressed. What do you think about some of this? Do you think he's enjoying this? No, I don't. Am I doing this right? I don't know, but this is oddly peaceful. Thank you. That's what I hope to make and put on the internet. Peaceful, wholesome content. Oh, don't say it like that. That's way less peaceful. Peaceful and wholesome. Okay, Carmen, are you ready? I think you did the thing. Carmen, hello? I think he hates it. He doesn't like it. Mommy's cutting soap for you. Wanna show some appreciation? Okay. Maybe if you wore some glasses, maybe you can't see that for. You're such my special dog. Do you know that? You're such a very special boy. I'll sit here and cut you by your spring soap all you want. What do you want to do with the little pieces? Do you want a smell? Maybe later in a little bit, I'll leave you alone with some of the soap so you can enjoy yourself. What do you think? Carmen, I like your turtleneck. That one was too loud, huh, Carmen? I don't know. For some reason, cutting soap isn't exactly relaxing when I do it. Not very...excuse you. Peach leaf. Do you like the long strips of soap, Carmen? Or do you like just the little tiny squares? I have lots of bars of soap we could cut. We could do this for hours. You guys want me to upload a four-hour video of me just sitting here cutting soap while my dog watches? Please don't. That's what I'm uploading right now. So, like, what's wrong with an extended version? Some people find this to be relaxing, you know? Stop that. We're relaxing. It's just relaxing. It's not really to hear it. Friendly content. No. Yes it is. Look at my dog. He's wearing a turtleneck in glasses. It's lovely content. It seems to be indifferent about both the activity we're doing and his outfit. Would you like a little soap? He looks embarrassed every time he holds it up to his nose. No, he does. He does. He looks embarrassed. Can you stop using that voice because you're ruining the relaxing effect of... What voice? You do like little choppy voice. Ha, girl? I don't really like cutting soap as much as I thought I would. It's actually kind of different. Well, that was rude. If you're done with your glasses, you can take them off your face and place them on the table. I don't know why you felt the need to throw them on the ground. What do you think? Do you like it? It is absolutely not for you. Fish. Do you like the soap? Not food. No, it's absolutely not food. Do you want me to rub a little on your sweater? This is getting weird. What's weird about this? We're having family time. I'll rub a little on your shirt so that it smells like soap. Does that look cool, can I make it? He seems interested, but he's also like a embarrassed. He's not embarrassed. We've gotten over this, like, I'm ashamed of my fetish thing. Isn't that pretty? Ah! Fish. It's not food. It's soap. Oh, come. Like, you excited. Do you want me to put a piece of it on the floor for you? See, I wish that I could just show him soap cutting videos on YouTube so that I didn't have to do this for him, like, live in person. But his stupid eyes can't see him like that. Now, there's lots of these on YouTube Kermit that are, like, much more entertaining and cool and relaxing and sound better than what I'm doing, but I'm trying my best. Ah! Buddy, look. Wow. This doesn't sound or look relaxing at all. How did those people do it on YouTube so much better than me? The professional at soap cutting. How do you get professional at soap cutting? I don't know. Do you like it, Kermit? Oh. It's kind of hard. Are you falling? Oh, my God. Do you want me to put some soap on the ground for you, honey? It's your turtle neck off so you can be your true self. Oh! Oh, he's come alive. It's the turtle neck. It was... Oh, peach! Why? Why do they keep trying to eat it? You don't really want to be an angel. Peach, peach, peek, peek, peek! What's so slow? Why won't you do this in his turtle neck? Cutting soap into small pieces makes this fetish, like, ten times. Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! He's feral! Dude, he's like binging soap after not having a pretend years. He's hitting it. Oh, God! Oh, God! Cermit, now that we know that he's excited about the soap, let me see. This is all too much for him. He's like fully a different dog right now. Cermit five minutes ago. Oh, so it's up, so it's up, so it's Cermit now. And then a intellectual. Cermit after dark. Don't eat it, don't eat it. It's like eating your mouth, you're next to me. Cermi, Cermi, come. She ate it. She ate all the pee. Peach, that's toxic. You're toxic. You're toxic. You're a toxic dog. You're so toxic. You're coming to get banned. You're coming to get banned. You're toxic dog. Peach, yeah! Peach, you're not allowed to eat the soap chips. He's cleansing his palate. Maybe she didn't eat it because there's a piece over here. Do you want to see what he does with his clothes when he finds them around the house? It's right. I can never find it again. I'm sorry, I'm not looking. Sorry, Cermi. I'm not looking. I didn't need to embarrass you. Tell me. Tell that, Cermi. You tell it. You tell it off. Okay, you tell that, Cermi. Don't come back. Don't come back. Are you going to fight between the Cermi and Cermi? It's going to be on the undercard of the next Jake Paul and Logan Paul Boxing Fight. Cermi versus this, Cermi. Oh, damn. You're telling me it was boss, Cermi. Cermi. Get him, Cermi. Get him, Cermi. Yeah, go boy. Get that, Cermi. Get him, bud. Oh, you fightin'. I did. Well, that was that. Since you can't show your dog a video of something like you got to just do it for them in person, you know? So I cut my dog some soap and he thought it was just alright until it was on the ground. No, he's scared of a turtle neck. It's been a roller coaster, huh? Oh, good bye.