She's here about techno-bleeging cancer. Yeah. Fuck, man. I was made a few jokes earlier. I'm not gonna lie. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Imagine someone having a seizure making the black-up zombie sounds. Oh my god. You're saving a seizure. Bra-ha-ha-ha. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. Someone that sounds like that. No, there is. Yes, there is. It's like, would you okay? Ha-ha-ha. I hate when you get into a fistfight at school and somebody has a height advantage. It's unfair. Yeah. I hope my knee grows. Wait a second. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, Siri, tell me a mom joke. Of course, yeah. A woman or not funny. Ha-ha-ha-ha. I think women are pretty funny. My wife the other day asked if I could make dinner. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. That was the funniest thing I heard of all week. The girlfriend's 5'2". Oh, it's 5'2". Not at all. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. What's green and smells like pork? What? Permits finger. No, it doesn't smell. It smells like pork. Oh, yeah, actually, it doesn't smell. It's chicken. Oh, fuck. It smells like chicken. It smells like chicken. Actually, it's nice. I thought you said extra fries. Wow, do you work out? Yeah. Okay. You're a fucking liar. You see that to the next town, Smectanos. Yeah. I'm true. You break a sweat living your fingers ordering grub hub. That's funny because he's not even nearly fat. Yeah. That's what we like to hear. The giant horse. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha. The guy was walking to the bar and on his way to the bar, he found a girl tied to, like, tracks, a real world track. So he untied her and they, like, had a lot of sex. Then he got to the bar and he started talking to the guy over there, like, about how the different sex positions they fucked in and everything. And he was like, oh, that's awesome. Did you get ahead? He was like, I couldn't find it. Oh, my God. Did Jesus die a virgin? I think so, right? No, he got nailed. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. When does a pantagon only have four sides? Uh, when it's intersected by a plane. Oh, my God. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people. I actually have a lot of Jews in my family, too. Really? Yeah, we hung them there, like, 20 years ago. Oh, wow. Oh. A girl with an STB rubbed her pussy all over my ear and now I've got hearing aids. Yeah, what do you call a blank piece of paper? What? Women's rights. All right, let's go. Inspirational. Inspirational. Inspirational. I asked Siri why I'm single to respond to it by opening my front camera. What if I just talk backwards? Oh, that's a weirdo. I'm so moved. That's a weirdo. Oh, God, that's confusing. I was too confused. On time, my fuck the girl so hard, she almost came back to life. Why do husbands die before their wives? Why? Because they want to. Did you know Diana was on a radio the night she died? No. I'm gonna rest in the dashboard too. Oh, my God. What do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench? What? Begin B.A. Oh. Because all the black ones are playing. Oh. No. Okay. No, no. If Nanawi was dumb, what do you say? No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. I can't believe they came out of your mouth. Me and my girlfriend came to the tough decision that we don't want kids. Why? So if any of you want some, just send me your address and I'll drop them off of your house. They brought bounce pads back in the game? They brought them back so white people could jump. When you're competing with LeBron James, I mean, who's he? Oh, yeah. Who are the Martin Luther King junior events? I don't know. What does every black guy get nightmares? Why? Because they shot the only one who had a dream. Oh, my God. Octo meals eight. So, Dr. Octopus is a fraud. I guess not a fraud. I guess not a fraud. Why was Princess Diana anvious of Tiger Woods? Why? Woods always had a much better driver. How do you kill a redneck? How? Slash the tires on his house. Like, I'll give you my address. What does a house wear? What? A dress. Oh, my God. Oh. The acronym for Kill Yourself is actually a word in New Data. It means kiss. And you'll broke his. Dane is emo kids. You're trying to kiss? Yeah. Most controversial types of matter. Dark matter. Anti-matter. Black lives matter. Oh. Cool. I saw a sign that said watch for children. And I thought that sounds like a fair trade. Oh, I thought it was just jealous. I put the fun and funeral. What does the ocean, COVID, have in common? Oh, what? They both come in waves. Oh, man. How did this buy dye in his bed? Oh. His cover was blown. You need to dye, dude. I found the trick to collecting all the coins in this game mode. Really? Comparative Jewish. What? What? Java, I love your cosplay of my ex girlfriend. Wow. Java, you think you have the body of the Greek gun? Huh. You know, Buddha's not Greek. I'm the king of the world. What does God sucks ass? What does it even do? Big ass? Oh, bull. What do you mean, trade blood? All right, makes a lot of sense. It does. I do respect sex workers a lot. Like, you got to hand it to blind prostitutes. Oh, my God. What do you call a fingerless man pointing at someone? Uh. Pointless. Oh, my God, dude. These are the jokes I come up with when I try to not make them dark. Yes, stuffy. You got to give me a break, okay? You need to go to the dark room. This is your shit. Yo, I'm about to whip my dick out. Wow. What? What? Congrats. Congrats. Having a snowball fight as a kid is like being an immigrant in the United States. You got to watch out for the ice. What sinks better than the Titanic? What? All of them. The Titanic is not even a sink. Idiot. Oh, wow. So there's a Catholic school burning down. The priests inside shout, save the children, save them. Another priest is just like, fuck the children. We're going to die. The last priest is like, do we have time? I was so smart in school that my teachers would write me an entire letter after each test to be like talking about how I perform in the test. Like a whole letter each time. F, F, F. Yes, because I'm so smart. Exactly. If Robin Williams was still alive today, what do you think his next lead role is? What? Playing a pinata. Oh. Feel like being a coladas. Sorry, I had to lighten up the mood a little bit. Walk into the bedroom and watch in Robin, hey. I feel like walking in your room and seeing Robin. Light travels faster than sound. That's probably Drava. It appears bright until you hear him speak. Hold on a second. Don't waste the rockets until we get to the end. Drava! I'm just kidding. Sorry. I can't be real. It's not about this. It's not about this. It's not about this. It's not about this. It's not about this. He's rocking himself. So that was an accident. What the fuck, Drava? Check out this brand new Bilbo I got. You mean Doldo? No. This is a life size Bilbo cut out. Make a bamboo. Get your head out of gutter. What the fuck? No, that is Doldo. Huh? Oh my god. This man died. If Siegels fly over the sea, would a big ol' fly over the bay? That one. It's not it. Maybe it's easy. It's so such a far reach. It's actually a joke, but it's such a fucking far reach. Why would you say that? They can hear a branch crack and they're fucking sprinting out of there. They just stand still. Two tons of hearts still. I never even thought about that. Why? What is it? Stupid. I don't know. I can jump higher than a car in real life. Well, what kind of car? Any. A G wagon. Yeah. I can jump higher than any car. Cars don't jump. Idiots. Oh. I regret getting on today. We all do, bro. Oh, no, no. Dude, I've been so fucked. Apparently I got co-bid or whatever. I don't know. Apparently I got co-bids. Whatever. It'll be good. Apparently, hopefully. Did you actually get co-bid or you just sit? Yeah, yeah, actually, actually. So Noah, how's having co-bid? I mean, it sucks, but it's not the worst thing, you know. So it's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. You know? Get your body detoxed. I mean, it's just some stronger. Of course. I mean, it's a win-win. It is. It is. Oh, cowboy. Careful there. Don't talk too much. You might die. Sorry. That's crazy, bro. I feel like we could do something with that. You got co-bid. We're not using it for a title. What the fuck is up? You know, how was your dinner today? Oh, wait. Dinner. You know what? You know what? Oh, wait. You know what? Oh, wait. You little motherfucker. I ain't no pussy. I don't need no medicine. Dice. Dice. Dice. Dice. Ah. Ah. No, every time you make a sound, I'm just like so excited. I keep worrying that you somehow are dead. Yeah, I'm fine.