MMMM mostly it was them getting worse I will not be a happy camper Number 15 UGH UGH UGH FAA Morcapine, porcapine Who's probably the greatest character in Walt Disney animation studios history Fuck, cut That's bad parenting And I should know SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT'S FUNNY THAT'S SUCH A FUNNY JOOOL CWAAAAAAA You should slap your significant other in order to express how much you love them The funny meme scene where Mickey cuts the super thin bread OOF Oscar baits Surprise, surprise It didn't work Predictable, tasteless, borderline unwatchable, snooze fast I think it has fampton in it or something, I forget Why are you boo? Johnny Appleseed is a punk ass bitch I could probably beat him up if I wanted to UGH KILLED ME GOOD The pig that can see the future Friendly writing tip, guys Who the fuck wrote this movie? Maya and the last stupid ass annoying us fuck piece of shit dragon Bro think she genie, LMAO SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I think my brain was pulling a prank on me I wish she was in a better movie It sucks It's fake I can't The ends I don't even know your name, how will I find you? You wha? The prince jumping out the window has more life and personality to it than everything in this first movie The dog in this movie is named Bruno How come we don't talk about that? Lucifer fking dies LMAO Good God, what do you people see in this movie? Adam West Oh shit, this is supposed to be a king Arthur story Don't worry bro, okay, you got this, you're gonna be a great king Donald is extremely horny the entire time A big f*** you to modern homophobic Disney Every character in this story exists to move the plot along Don't do the booooooooooooooooooooooo I thought we had something special I'd rather watch the Tom and Jerry movie than this Mr. Sykes is still boring and isn't nearly as cool as he is in Shark Tale They can't all be terrible, right? Walt Disney Animation Studios make a good sequel challenge Impossible Pim-mack! Trust me kid, you do not want to go there, it is brutal Oh my God, I have seen some shit Ralph breaks the reputation of Disney Animation Studios You just had to f*** it up There's no villain, that's just bad storytelling I want to go to bed Just, I keep having this nagging feeling that I've forgotten something Hey, if you forgot it, it probably wouldn't all that important BAH! It is a musical segment about a down-bad fedora I can't even fit in as an artist I'm gonna stay Frozen and Frozen 2 He's been Twitter-pated Ha ha ha funny Twitter reference I will break into your house and make you feel unsafe BOOM! I mean the bare necessities those motherf***ing recipes Boring, don't listen to their song It's ultra racist cringe Where did that come from? What's happening? The cat goes up his ass This is in one of your movies You can't erase this Pinocchio predicted red lobster Fun wacky shenanigans Disney clearly looked into the future to see Mario's design And then it just gave it to this mouse boy Get eaten by an alligator I really want someone to just make a cut of the movie Where it's the exact same But the Kingdom Hearts III version of this song is inserted in Disney didn't try and make Winnie the Pooh more hip and modern Or some shit like that And I'll sit over here in the corner As the only member of the Atlantis fan club I don't have a sponsor transition this time I'm very tired You know, if I had a nickel for every time keep David Voice the villain in a Disney product about frogs I'd have two nickels Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right? Tiana's a frog Ah that was not a ball or move It's really nice that they don't get into a romance I don't know I feel like that would only end badly I mean it has Django Fath That automatically makes it better I got the ugly Ah Hell yeah Give up You're doing great sweetie Who gets his fat ass stuck in rabbit's house and rabbit tries to decorate it for some reason Christopher Robin has to go to school to learn about Brazil It may not be as epic as free birds but to be fair nothing is I love it Whyyyyy Hell the f**king buck clock reconciliation was better than this shit Don't f**k with me I always win the county mini game and Mario party And it makes this film look like the greatest artistic achievement known to man It kind of feels like you're watching the Oscars at some point which is a really bad sign This is the character the Disney has turned into one of their premier mascots And she's also a sociopath with a long history of violence That's amaze So instead I just sent him a pipe bomb Yeah Oh god no that's not what I meant I'm in an animated remake Oh god what the f**k NOOOOO Twisted as 100% canon and the original Aladdin is a sleazy dishonest retelling Oh Let's go Wait wait Aquaman was the best character I'm so glad he was in the movie so much Fish that reminded me of Lola Sharktail that makes Frozen look like a joking comparison LMAO seriously. We did it gamers. Thanks, Satan. The mother f**king shesher cat. Come on. Bupity, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, The little mermaid that could. Thanks, Disney, you're the best! Hi guys, pretty like a girl. And he got five stories to tell. I see both sides, like you know. See both sides, like you know. Uh oh. This ain't your granddad's Disney film. This one's gonna be way nautier and edgier and cooler. And all that rad shes. Nah, we gotta add painfully unfunny jokes for the George Costanza gorg oil to say. And this horrible cringe tone killing song with some of the worst lyrics ever. That isn't even catchy. Oh, our movie doesn't have a traditional villain. F**k it. We're putting a villain song in anyway. I really f**king love the crab in this movie. If in Conto's so good, why is Bruno's rap part so bad? I don't even care, I don't care. Fish lady has more personality than every single character in Pocahontas. Kingdom Hearts 7 billion over negative zero. Final ending mix 69.420. Paging Dr. Phil, my daddy's a drug dealer, and my mommy turned him in. I'm like a god in human clothing. Lightning gold shoots from my finger tip. If this is where Disney animation was headed, county out. Tommone has all the makings of a Tumblr sexy man, and I'm surprised that hasn't happened already. Oh, it's terrible that she falls in love with her captor. What about this or you not getting? Poorly thought out Buzzfeed clickbait critiques. And the greatest bisexual sentient candle ever included in a film. Talk about their highest achievements. You didn't think I was gonna stop it shiny reanimated. Did you?