Taylor Schellinger, everybody member delicious! Hello, Taylor. You look sensational. Oh, my God, so do you. Oh, stop. You, I mean, they really do all stand up. Yes, yes. They're very excited to see you. Plus, they've been in prison many of them. And they're excited, but I love your show. It's so good. You're so good in it. Thank you so much for saying that. I love your show. Oh, no, no. I'll text you. Oh, really? I mean it. Well, it's kind of the woman's prison of late night television, I think. I'm distracted by the horse in the corner that's making those, that's doing things like that. Yeah, what are you doing? He's like bucking in my eye. Hi. Why are you doing that? I'm talking to him. Why are you doing that? He's so weird. It's a weird thing. It's a very weird thing that you have that horse there. Well, it's not that weird. It's just a horse. And I mean, it'd be weird if the stable was empty. I like horse. It would be. Yeah. So that's weird, but the gay robot skeleton isn't weird. Why are you doing that? I'm excited to see you. He's excited to see it. He's been perky all night. Yeah. Thank you. I'm getting excited. Do that again. It turns me on. Yeah. It's so great. I'm glad you get so excited. All right. All right. Talk to daddy now. Talk to daddy. No, I'm going to let you do it. Keep going. I think we got it. No, no, it's fine. So listen to me. Do you live Manhattan or Brooklyn? I bet you live in Brooklyn. I don't live in Brooklyn. You don't? Brooklyn is very cool. Very cool. Very cool. I live in Manhattan right now. Yeah. It's quick. It's easier to get to work that way. Do you make a sureman hat? Do it in Queens. Queens? Oh, yeah, I've been there. Yeah. I bet you have. I bet you have. I used to live in Manhattan. Have you lived in Manhattan your whole life? Since I was 18. Yeah, I moved there when I was about. Now I was a little older than that. Really? How old were you when you moved there? About 20. Yeah, it's a fun place to live when you're 20. And yeah, it's kind of, yeah. I bet. Yeah, but I mean, you know, you're a busy actress now. You can't be doing all that. Staying up late at night, all the time and running around. Ah! No! No! No! You got to, you work all the time on these shoes. I do have to work. You have to work a lot. Yeah, yeah. And you go to where orange? Oh, yeah. You go to work, put on a jumpsuit, get my makeup taken off. Of you? Oh, yeah, because that's kind of it. Yeah, I'm not allowed to wear makeup. That's why I got so dressed up for you. You look fantastic. I gotta say. I mean, it's really, it's quite a, whoa, hey. It's really fun. It's really fun to be able to put on the dress. I know, I like it too. Ah! The tors is making that movement again. You know, I'm close to toe-pop with that door of, you don't behave yourself. Oh, no, no. Do you have a right horses? Do you have a right or a right or a right or a right? Do you really? Yeah. In my hat? No. Oh, god. Now, that would hurt the horses and people. Well, it depends how you ride them. If you went up to Central Park and just ambled around, it'd be all right, wouldn't it? Ah, something would get hurt. I don't know who, the horse probably, and a pedestrian. A pedestrian? Probably. A pedestrian would get hurt? Probably. How do you ride horses? You sound like a mad woman. Do you ride around horses fast? Do you could gallop on a horse if you wanted to ride? Yes, yes, I know you. I ride a horse. I ride them in New Jersey, not in many. I see. Do you want a horse? Mm-hmm. Maybe someday I will. Well. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Can I... What's wrong? I'm just taking it all in. No much, is it? It's my first time doing a show like this. There's no many shows like this. Not with Jeff with it. No, none of them have Jeff or the horse. They all have proper things. They got bands, scripts. Yeah. I love to think of money. The guy over there doesn't hate them. Do you guys get along on your show? Oh, yes. Yeah, I ever wouldn't Hollywood get along, don't I? Funny. You can't all get along. The ones that I work with we do. There's so many people in the cast that I don't see them all. I really... They're amazing. They're really good actors. Amazing. My actors, too. There's actors in it, too. I see an actress. Thank you. I don't see many of them. Jason Biggs. Jason Biggs funny. He's really funny. Very hairy guy, though. Mm-hmm. You know that's true. Like, when you hug him, you can hear it crinkle. Like, could he see it? I love Jason. But when he's here every time I hug him, I'm like, did someone rush the lot of newspaper? He's lovely guy, though. Crinkle. I always... All I can do is not give him a banana. LAUGHTER Well, but I'll try. Oh, man. No, he is wonderful. He's wonderful. You just ignore me there? I said, we're out of time. OK. I didn't even hear you say that. Oh, really? Yeah, I couldn't... I could only hear your pipe in your teeth. I've got... Well, you know what I got? What? I got this thing, the weekend, a waterpeck. Have you ever got one of those? Mm-hmm. It's awesome. Instead of flossing, it's like this high pressure, tiny holes. You put your mouth and it's a sandblast your teeth. Really? Oh, it's amazing. Haggis from 1974 coming out of there. It's crazy. APPLAUSE Really? Why would you applaud that? Oh, it was soft applause. Oh, I don't know. Where they keep... I don't know why they applauded that. They're very strange. Well, they've all been busted in from the women's prison. Yeah. They're my people. You could have them. OK. Oh, I know. Well, we're out of time, like I said. OK. About five minutes ago. All right. So, you want an awkward pause or you want to twerk with a horse? I think... I'd like to see you twerk with the horse. Yeah, I bet you would. APPLAUSE First of all, first of all, I twerk with a horse every damn night. So, you've clearly never seen this show. And I can't do it today. OK. I understand that. Well, do you want to do that? Or do you want to just have an awkward pause? Or, uh, when I have a mouth organ? I have a mouth organ. But it's a mouth organ. What do you want to think? Uh-oh. It's a harmonica, you know. Can you play? Oh, no. Oh, it's like Bob Dylan. Well, it's a little more metallic than Bob Dylan. Yeah, you could have a show at that, if you want. I think you could have a little bit of it. Wow, that was great. That was like a train with arriving. I know. Wow, look out. All right, but that's good. Let's go. It's pretty short with that then. You ready? Can you play something? Yeah. APPLAUSE Taylor Shelley, everybody ready? APPLAUSE