Oh! Jessus Pussy made the news. I don't know if you guys heard about that rat hole. Thank God she didn't live in New York or the Jews would be using it as passage to a synagogue. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That was good and I hate that you opened with that, you know? Thank you Edgar Allen Codependent, you know? Little Debbie Downer over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you sound like a second grade truck driver? I don't know. Where are we? We sound like that. It's about to order the jacket. They can't see that BB, the Brazilian butt lift you got at 30. Yeah, she got a Brazilian butt lift. It's... I wish the Brazilians could lift anything else, honestly. Literally, what'd you pay with it with food stamps? You got a BBL with your EBT? No, I tried. All right Kyle Rottenmouth or... You look like you don't eat pussy, you kind of Jimmy Rigget, you know? What have you been doing with that mouth mining ore? You're built like a Rorschach test. Oh, so... Oh, so... That's literally her silhouette, that's not a Rorschach test. What do you guys see? I see mom issues, what do you guys see? That's hurtful, I do have mom issues, you know? We can tell. Keefer likes his women like... He likes his coffee. But definitely not black, you know? We're all... I know that. You bought a clan outfit, that is true. I didn't know Lame Bright sold clan outfits. Listen, this might be a roast, but we're all really here for Keefer to tell us if there's going to be six more weeks of winter. Wow. Fuckin'... Look at Vincent Van Gogh from... Listen, this motherfucker... Told you all sensitive. He went to art school just to go to trade school and then pursued stand-up. Why don't you cut off your own ears so you can hear how fucking stupid you are? Wow. Shit, this is coming from a suicidal girl. She's gonna kill herself, but she stopped because Noah was paying attention. I need more followers. Dude, I fucking hate this piece of shit. Wow. If, to explain the look on Keefer's face, he might look a little sullen, and that's because Listerine killed off about 99.9% of his family. You were literally built like the box my stove came in. And you put the German Germans. I like your haircut though. It's very like cut my wrist and black my wife's eyes. I don't know if you guys know that it's a sentar, is a... A man's head on a horse. And Jess is a pillhead on a man's body. Shut up, Kevin. Oh, yeah. So Keefer's a locksmith, he's a welder. What do you do, Jess? Other than follow your ex-boyfriends around. Give it up for Jess. Finally, her 80-year-old husband died, I guess. I have quite good hair today. If you had a daughter about you'd never tell her she's pretty. Oh my God! She can never wear shorts around my new husband either. It would be a boyfriend. Anyway, he's a welder and he's a fucking locksmith. He'll do anything, you know, other than ask for women's permission. It's amazing to me that, you know, that you're a locksmith, that you haven't unlocked your potential. And it also invades me that you're a welder yet you couldn't keep your marriage together. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Fuck you for that. How do you know I follow him around? Jess is the ugliest girl I've ever fucked. And I fucked Gypsy Rose. Oh, shut up. Yeah, and listen, I had a fuck three women just to get the taste of sad loser out of my mouth, all right? I think your body just produces that. He has HPD, by the way, anyways. From you, dude. Jess is a shoplifter. She'll still anything but a vegetable. I'm so you gotta left her, we have to. This is coming from this piece of shit, you know what I mean? All right, I don't fucking know. I blew all my jokes. I didn't hang on. No, no, no. I know, dude. I really wish that I could just like, you know, just look at him. You know what I mean? Jess has an elephant tattoo in her thigh and somewhere there's an elephant with a Jess tattoo on her. Oh, my God. There you go, that's your last one. No, that's it, yeah. All right, give it up for him. Give it up for him. Brand has never opened up a door for a woman, but he will walk right in front of her when she's trying to go through it. There we go. Give it up for both of them. That was not fucking fantastic. That's Christ. Karella Deville is one of the dogs she's trying to kill. This was fucking fantastic. All right, let's keep the moment Josh Adamire is with me. All right, fantastic for both of you guys. Give him a huge round of applause. It's a very desirable. You want it with the Rorschach thing. I don't know if you knew, do you wear that jacket a lot? And this is how you, that's your vibe. Because that was you won immediately and then you really solidified it when she didn't have a funny joke for the last four minutes of her being up there. But you both, but before that, it was the set of the night for both of you guys. Congratulations. I'm giving it to you, okay? All right, one for Brandon. One for Brandon. Tori Kielketti. I just love the look of you two up here because it's like if the caveman from the guy co-commercials and flow from progressive, sold insurance for meth labs. Which is kind of, which is kind of a good look to the two of you. But Jess, you brought the mean the whole time. You had the consistency. Keeper, your heater is really hot and then you really kept it going in the intram. So I'm giving it to Kiefer. All right, to the keeper, to the keeper. First of all, you both talk like you were once in a bus accident. So that's... That was fun to watch. Jess, I wanted to give it to you the whole time until Kiefer kept swinging and you stopped swinging. So I'm giving it to Kiefer. All right. Kiefer gets it. I want to hear from Aaron, though. I want to say this. It's been an honor to be a part of this. Telling this round was the major leagues. And this is a lot of back. I apologize to Brandon. I didn't laugh hard in the moment, but I googled what Lane Bryant is. That's a very funny joke. That's a store for bigger women. So it ever started that. Card art for women. It's Card art for women. 30 bros. I would have laughed hard in the moment. I'm going to disagree with the rest of the panel to a point. I thought Jessica had it with that welding joke. I thought that was the uppercut. And I was ready to give it to you, Jessica. But then you came with a abortion thing branded. Or the elephant thing. Wow. I'm getting lost at it. What a fun time. I took a lot of notes. And then I lost track of what was what. But I'm going to give it to Brandon. All right. Brandon, what's he? Very funny. Very funny. Very funny. Thank you guys so much. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Get loud from both of them. Come on. Let him hear it. That's a mean event right there. Hey, thanks for watching Rose Battle, Chicago. 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