4, 3, 2. Let me do some celebrity impressions. This is a celebrity walkathon. She's like a swedigite. I mean, why isn't this a dance with her? I mean, it's like walkathon. Why can't I make it both? Like a dance center walkathon. Why are we all walking? We're all going the same place. I mean, why don't we just take a bus? It's a busathon. We're raising money while we're on the bus. Why don't you take a spaceship? Yeah. Why can't a f*** man walk around? Try to do a walkathon. Not a good sketch. Try to walk on the crack. Step on the crack. F***ing mom is back. Yeah, you're doing a hill. You know, my mom always told me to get a lot of height. I get some exercise. She used to say all the time, she said, Why don't you go to the store with your mother? And I would say, I'd say, why don't you shut up? No, no. I was going to never see me walking on here. I don't like to walk that much. Then again, I kind of like it. No, I don't like it anymore. I hate it. No, I don't like it again. No, I don't. Okay. Why are we all walking? Why don't we stop walking? When will we stop? Are we waiting for someone to tell us to stop? Because I could do that. I could tell us to stop. Do you ever walk around and you get to know the cane and the lip? And you walk and then you lip, you're actually holding the lip. And you walk and then you stick in the lip and the pockets. But you don't know because someone else is saying that you're looking at the lip. And that's my thing for us, celebrity impressions. I have this one guy called him to do ever see a guy. And he's also called Colin Quinn. You ever go to your local bakery? They don't have the type of bread you want. So you get another kind. And they don't really like that kind. So you want to go back and get another one. But they don't have that one either. Because they only have that. They only served it last week. You ever see that? You ever want to get onion rings? They had French fries. They don't have French fries. So you have onion rings. So you try a coke. And this is Tommy Lee Jones. There's a fugitive on the loose. The name of the fugitive is Dieter Gutboots. He is dangerous. He is mean. We have to get the dogs. Sik the dogs on him. The names of the dogs are scrunching food. Hello dogs. Scrunching here likes to eat a certain type of food. The name of the food he likes to eat. Sik the kipples and bits. And bits and bits. This is the original character. His name is David Nichols. He's a British TV show host. His show is all about why the UK is better than the US. Hello, I'm David Nichols. And welcome to Tea Time with David Nichols. With me as always is my co-host, the ghost of John Lennon. Hello, John. How is it on the other side? Same as it is on this side. Only difference. Thanks, it's brilliant. Cheers. How is it like being the ghost of a beetle? How is it like not being a ghost of a beetle? Brilliant. Okay. And that's the show and then it goes like a regular talk show. Then here's a guy named Arthur Leskey. He's like a classic sissy and he lives with his mother. And he always says like he's not much of a son. And he always says like he's not much of a something when he talks. I'm not much of a ball player. But I see guys out there playing ball, tripling the ball, and slam dunk it I yell to them. But they just go out there, they try to do what they can the best. And I'm not much of an ice cream eater, but I will order a Flintstone push-up cream circle. And it's refreshing. Forget it. Okay, it's him. This guy is a, I call this guy double-take man. Because he gives a double-take before he says anything. Hey, what are you doing here? It's great to see in the mall. This is great. Yeah, I'm just kind of hanging up. Why? What are you doing here too? Look what I just, that's new shoes, aren't they? They're nice. Why, they made this mom much bigger, didn't they? And that's a double-take guy. And then this guy is a, I call this guy, want to be composer? And what he does is when the radio's on, he composes the songs, pretends he's a composer. But then when people leave, I mean when people come into the room, he acts like he's not doing anything. That's that one. And I also do a lot of musical impressions, but I'm going to make them short for you. I have a lot of people. So here's, I'll just do some things. Here's you too. Right here, it's out in the street. It's out of its protestant, and they cannot march. This is the counting crows. Yeah, la, la, la, la, la, la, yeah. Yeah, I used to date Jennifer Aniston, but that was when the song was a hit that she just before this guy named Donovan. Something, I hate him. Now here's the cure. My tears are like hydrochloric acid, it burns my face. I'm so depressed. I'm on pro-zac and he helped. Then this is the wall flowers. Everybody knows that I'm Bob Dylan's son. That's how I got to open for the stones. This is a Lannis Marseille set. My voices are annoying. My video's boring. You see only my face. You thought I was finished, but I thought this last verse back at the hotel. Thank you very much.