I don't remember when you talked about this. It was either on a podcast or there was like a guardian interview with you where you're just talking about cocaine, doing cocaine in England. Yeah. Where did I read that or I heard you talk about it? Do you remember doing a lot of cocaine in London? Not more than usual. I mean, there was like a, it was a, the, because you don't seem very much like a drug guy. You don't like read as a drug guy. I was way, I was a big upper guy. Like I didn't like, I was not a downer guy. I didn't like lose or I've done, you know, everything a handful of times. Like heroin was just not, not worth it to me. Did you ever do it? Try. Yeah, yeah. And it was like, yeah, I mean, it's okay. Yeah, I never shot it. And it was, I probably did it. I don't know. I, maybe seven or eight times total heroin. Heroin, yeah. And how many times would you say you've done cocaine? Oh shit. Hundreds, not great. Great. No one ever openly talks about cocaine. I'm, I'm pro cocaine. But like in any, any drug, it has to be used in moderation. Yeah. Not a, nor was I ever like, hey, you read the Carl Hart book drug use for grownups. It's a, but he's a, but he's a, he's a, he's a head of, he's, he's professor at Columbia. Yeah. And he book came out two or three years ago. And he's, he's like, you can do meth. Yeah. You can do all this. You can do heroin. I did lots of crystal. Yeah. God, dam it. That's great. I had one specific rule. It was very, very important to me. And it's why I, of all the things I've ever done, I've killed this story before. I did crack in London. And this must have been the thing I had. Yeah. And, and it was amazing. And I was with two friends and three strangers. And I, they were, they were strangers. I hope everyone takes you like smoking it out of a pipe, like a wood pipe, like a British, something digmed up. Like, beer, summer, whatever that's called. Yeah, like I'm sure like homes. Yeah. We were, there was this guy who was like a very well-known town character figure in Camden, Camden Town, which was like the hipster, this is a pre-short itch and all that and pre-hackney. So Camden Town was the place. And this guy would perform in the back of a fish and chip place. And, and it was kind of rockabilly, whatever. And, and you just everybody knew him. He was one of those guys. And I don't know how it came to be, but me and two friends. And that guy. And then these two older kind of funny, cackly British women. You ever read Viz? No. Comedy magazine. They have the, there's a comic called Too Fats lags. And they were kind of like them. Ended up at this guy's fucking tiny shitty dirty flat with a, the one thing I'll never forget is a empty fish tank with dirty dishes in it. And we smoked crack. And I could not understand these women. These women were like Northern England. So that's really tough to hear. And, to comprehend and, and their accents. And, and it was just weird, right? And we smoked crack all night until the third time, maybe fourth time. And it was like, are we going to get some more? Because we kept buying more. And I was like, if I don't leave now, because I was doing shows, I was there, I had a month at the Soho Theatre on Dean Street, Soho. And I was like, if I don't, oh, I didn't even tell you my, I'm sorry, I've, I've went through all this. So my rule, my one rule is if I ever fuck up a performance or can't make a performance because of drugs or drinking, I have to quit that thing. I have to quit. And that was my promise. You have to quit the substance, not comedy. The substance, yeah. If it's messing with, with my ability to be professional, to go. Carl Hart rule is you have to sleep. Anytime people have psychosis from drugs, it's because they haven't slept. Yeah. I mean, I've been to a different band. All the past, which is a fake story anyway, but like any psychotic episode, the first question you should ask is, have you slept? And the answer is always going to be no. Yeah. So he's like, take a sleeping pill, do whatever you have to do. Yeah. That makes sense. You know, it was on some benders where you just sort of come to you, you, not that you were unconscious, but you're doing this stuff and you're walking around. And then you just sort of regain clarity. And you're like, what? It's 10 a.m. I'm in Tompkins Square Park and I've got a tall boy in my hand. What am I doing? Go home. It's time to go home. You know, and, but yeah, I, I, I said no. I got to go and, and that was the one and only time because it was great. Yeah. It's great. And, uh, that's actually a joke, I think, from Mr. Shout. It's, oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever done crack? What about crack? Do you ever? Yeah. Yes. You're out there. I hadn't done it at that point, but, uh, Jay had and, uh, um, he's like, oh, yeah, it's great. Yeah. But, uh, the first time I've ever seen someone on television say, yeah, it's, I think the line is, yeah, it's great. It's crack. Yeah. It's incredible. It's always great. It's crack. It gets you really. But I was not a downer guy, but I love doing, again, in moderation that I wasn't like, let's do fat, fat, great. Yeah. Would you do it like, like, celebratory or would you just do like, I don't know, feeling good right now? No, no. It was only as a, a practical function to keep staying out. So I would, I would not do big lines, but I would have some and I would do bumps, you know, and we'd be out. And I, I was a, a bachelor who's kind of famous with some money in the East Village and Lower East Side with some celebrity. And why the fuck when you do that? By the way, the locus of your celebrity. If you're gonna be like, you're extremely famous. You're Will Smith in that in the Lower East Side and Brooklyn. But I mean, I was having a blast. And I was going out drinking and meeting girls and hanging out with friends and going to shows and and and so I never did like, you know, a cook where you're like, you know, I'm gonna talk like that in a malgitory. I would just, it was, it was as I said to my wife, it's like, it's like a cup of coffee for your nose. You know, it was, I wasn't doing like stuff where I was in assholes. If it's enhancing, knock yourself out. That's what I, that's how I did, so I did a lot of coke, but I didn't, I was in a co-cat, I wasn't a fiend, I just, and it's also, I, you know, literally I knew everybody. There's a guy at every bar. You just, you find out who it is and you go grab a bag and that's it. It's, it's easy. I mean, it's, you go and then you go in the bathroom, do some bumps and you're like, all right, let's have another drink. Yeah, great. Cogan. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? 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