So I just got my first pair of new shoes. Take a look, look at this. Screw American Eagle, screw all the stuff, you see all this. Screw this, alright. Okay now pay close attention because what we're witnessing right now is truly something special. We can move on to the Gucci shoes. Yes guys. Very first pair I've never bought some before. I'm a little crazy about that because of the Gucci. Like a butterfly shedding, it's cocoon and spreading, it's marvelous wings. What you are witnessing right here is the transformation of an average young man into an insufferable height beast. And it is glorious. Hello everyone, welcome back to a new video. My name is Leon Lush and man. Am I so f**k thrilled that you are here right now? Listen I'm not trying to throw shade at the sky from the intro. His name's Blitzari as 150 YouTube subs and I just happen to stumble across his my first pair of Gucci shoes parentheses. Crazy video when I was doing a little research online. And it struck me, I watched it and I was like man this is like we are witnessing the beginning, the birth of another YouTube height beast. And I got it, it was overwhelming. I was overwhelmed with excitement. Sorry I interrupt guys, I just wanted to make sure you like and subscribe to this video. I know you haven't seen it yet and we're still at the beginning of the video but I just want to avoid the possibility of you watching this video and realizing I'm an actual piece of shit and then being incentivized not to subscribe and like this video. So make sure you like and subscribe right now at the very beginning. And 10,000 likes and I'll do a sequel to Fox and the Hound. Now there's like a whole genre on YouTube dedicated to height beasts and you're probably familiar with what a height beast is but in case you don't know I'll just use the dictionary definition here. A height beast is an insecure person that spends way too much f**king money on clothes. This is the most amount of money I think I've ever spent in one sitting besides on my car. Listen, that's on dictionary.com. Look it up. Now if you're still not exactly sure what it is and you need an example, there's really nobody better than my man Blazing Derry's. He's got 1.1 million subscribers on YouTube and his entire channel, I mean his entire catalog of videos is based around him wasting an egregious amount of money on stupid f**king clothes and then flexing on all of his viewers. As you guys can see, I've got the Gucci all up and then I also got the Gucci Duffel. So I'm going to be using that as my backpack for today. Anyways, before I get too off track, the reason I was even on this side of YouTube is because I was browsing Twitter the other day and I saw this tweet from Teddy Fresh which is Eli Client's clothing line about these outrageous Gucci shoes and it just got me thinking man about the obsession with designer clothing and spending, you know, unbelievable amounts of money on things that should normally be about a 15th of the price. Like look at this. What is this? What is, I don't even know this guy in the middle here. He looks like someone put a gaysha, my grandmother and a raincoat and a blender and hit pulse and then this outfit came out. Now I'm just venturing a guess but I would imagine that each one of these outfits is probably north of four to five thousand dollars piece and that is just absolutely worth it. I mean have you ever seen someone so thrilled to be wearing something so beautiful? Look at that face. Found these beauties online for $950. Now if this isn't the biggest bargain of gay pride you've ever laid eyes on, you're simply just lying to yourself. People are crazy about that, that is Gucci. I'm sure that they do but for me it's the practicality of a piece like this. I mean I take one look at these shoes and I can't think of a single outfit that I own that these shoes wouldn't work wonderfully. Are you a single mom of twin boys that's struggling financially and you just can't seem to find anything to make your boys look fly? Well I have great news for you because for the short money of $375 you can get these Gucci kids Jonathan Booty toddler shoes. I mean shit at that price you might as well get a pair for both your boys because there's no better way to show society that my boys are going to grow up to be a habitual opiate abuser. Now admittedly fashion's not really my mouth full of cum but I wait is that how the phrase goes? Now fashion's not necessarily my cup of tea but I like nice things you know what I'm saying? I like buying nice things you invest in something that feels good when you have something that's well made and serves a purpose for you but if you base your entire personality around wasting thousands and thousands of dollars on stupid fucking designer clothes you're probably kind of a loser. Now that being said I understand that life is just a big game of relativity and maybe I'm the ignorant one in this case maybe it's cool to go out and spend your paycheck on an ugly pair of shoes but maybe that's the fucking thing to do maybe that's cool so I want to experience this a little bit I'm going to do a little online shopping for my wife I'm going to buy her some Gucci so if I can get that thrill that rush that same feeling that oh god I'm fucking so much better than all of you dumb ass peasants because I just bought this expensive piece of shit. A Swarovski crystal headband for just one rack yeah add to shopping bag a Gucci Fanny pack for 1100 that's fucking that's a no brainer. Gotta get her something simple you know some she can wear around the house right probably use the t-shirt or something maybe this Gucci cat t-shirt will do how much is that cost? Oh $980? Absolutely money ain't shit just in case it rains I guess I'll pick up this $2800 rain coat and we'll round off the outfit with this bougie poppy silk skirt for 1800 love it let's go ahead and just check out. Alright well I got a t-shirt a headband a Fanny pack a rain coat and a skirt and I'm only gonna have to cough up $7,280. Alright I'm gonna be honest I have a little confession to make you know just surrounding myself all this incredible Gucci clothing while making this video really kind of rubbed off on me and I thought to myself you know why can't I just put shit on a popsicle stick and then brand it as Leon alush and sell it online for $22,000 everyone else is doing it it's just what let me get a piece of that so I went ahead and I created a few products I created a couple things I think you're gonna love and I did a little fashion so so check it out. This first item is groundbreaking this pre-worn Gucci shoe is adorned with American cheese and thick cut smoked bacon not only is this shoe exceedingly comfortable for everyday wear but you can feel confident and sexy while giving a subtle nod to the American obesity epidemic that's been caused by the unregulated intake of calorically dense foods. Next up the pop loafer. At first glance these extravagantly woven boat shoes may look overtly ordinary but upon further inspection you realize that the inside of the shoe is made of 100% authentic pepper jack popcorn. With unbridled flavor and crunchy comfort to spare these shoes are short of pop into your wardrobe this fall. Finally this rugged yet fashionable workout shoe is your one stop shop for a day on the trail. Fair skin? This shoe comes loaded with spray on SBF 50 sunblock. Need to charge some stupid device? Well you're in luck because the decorative USB-C sandwich can be used to bring life back to your dead batteries and it also doubles as a delicious meal should you get hungry on the go. This beautiful piece can be yours for the small price of $850,000 so your own severed ring finger, proof required, and a 50 gallon drum full of vomit tears and a lack of respect for yourself. Well I hope you enjoyed the fashion show. I'm really trying to blaze a trail and carve out a name for myself in the fashion industry so if you want to help contribute to my dreams head on over to leon.com grab your parents credit card while they're asleep and spend away. I appreciate you all dearly if you're new here it would mean the world if you subscribed be sure to leave a comment down below and then after that just throw on a Gucci Camono and tenderly hip thrust that motherfucking like button for me and then be on your way. Thank you so much. Bye-bye!