The Grinch slivered and he slid, and he did all he did, so that he could wreak havoc in the house where he hid. To destroy the host Christmas will bring me great pleasure. Then he heard faintly whispered. National treasure. Huh? Said the Grinch as he searched for their presence, for he wished to steal... The Declaration of Independence. Nicholas Cage? You'll still Christmas too? Sure will lead me to some other clue. Rapped in a gift. The Declaration that is. Now both creatures wanted they both would insist. So they punched and they scuffled and they wailed and they taunted. And Nick Cage with a headbutt said... This is what the founders wanted! Santa, is that you? Why are you in a rage? My name is not Santa. I'm St. Nicholas. Cage.