Well, please, Kevin. Get up! Oh, I love Christmas. I can never sleep, so I have to get up and get so excited. I have to lie down again. We just so silly, isn't it? So excited. I have been thinking all year about giving you one and no, I'm going to... That's a present, I believe. Got some brilliant presents for people. But Maggie, I've got the best one for you. Oh, Kevin, that's really sweet of you. I wish you hadn't. I haven't got you anything. Maggie, I didn't give you a present because I wanted one back. I never even thought about you getting one for me. Well, that's all right then. And I got a special present for Inspector Fowler. I wanted to get into something really special, you know, just to show how much I appreciate him. And what did you get him then? Punter a packet. And I bought Maggie some lingering. What's lingering? Posh pants. Like... like you run, these are any more expensive. Who am I, as you mean? That's an excellent present. This could get very nippy up your kibble these long nights. Frank, he's talking about lingerie, which is French for f... Yes, that's right. Got us some silky nickers. Split crotch. Well, I hope not only bought them this morning. Dead sexy, nickers and a bra. I was that embarrassed buying them. I had to say they were for me. That's the only one set of underwear you want to give her, mate. Yours. You'll reach out your boxes and say there's a rat in the old, a present inside. I think I'm going to be sick. It's all right, son. You know, fill us a talk about it most. Do it least. I know. I talk about it all the time. And I haven't had any sensities at Harald Wilson. I never knew you had a gay relationship. What are you talking about? This black Harold Wilson, you were having a bit. Kevin, he was a prime minister. I was a prime minister. Climbing. And you and ordinary copper, you did do well. I didn't know we were wearing only underwear. Don't we find the rest of the slimy nubbers? You did it, you did it, you barbards.