Here you guys must bomb it to the guys to go check in out one of your recommendations. It will be German, humor, Miss America mentality, science, comedian, Vince, Ibet. Guys will get straight into this. Now we Germans are fascinated by stupid rules, aren't we? In our train stations, innocent smokers are forced to stand in small yellow squares painted on the floor in order to keep the non smokers away from the poison. That's about as intelligent as dividing a swimming pool into a team and non-team section. Now I really love America because you're such a proud nation. In the US you can keep a suicidal person off from jumping just by telling him, sir, you can be proud to be American. If you do this to a German, you would jump before you can finish the sentence. I really love America. The American way always asking, how are you? I mean they don't care but they do ask. And the answer is always, thank you, I'm fine, I'm great. In Germany, how are you? Is not a common greeting phrase? It's a specific medical question. How are you? Oh, don't get me started. I've problems with my left kidney, my back hurts, I've sothred, pretty sure it's cancer. A small talk is not our thing in Germany. We meet someone from America, the dinner party and after five minutes we ask him, what's the helper you're thinking when you killed all these Native Americans? That's our idea of a relaxed dinner conversation. Now we always wanted to get to the bottom of things and maybe that's the reason why we have so many excellent scientists. One hundred years ago, German physicists figured out that light is something in between a particle and a wave who gives the shit Americans say we just want to light up our rooms. Such an approach is way to superficial for us because we wanted to know exactly what light is. Therefore the German Marx-Blang developed quantum physics, whereas the American Thomson Edison only invented the light bulb. To be fair, without this invention we would still be sitting around a candle watching Netflix. German mentality is deeply shaped by the spirit of Götes Faust, the desire to understand whatever holds the world together in its innermost faults. And I felt this desire too. When I was ten I took my canary in its cage outside during a thunderstorm, just to check if Faraday was right. And he was. The bird wasn't struck by lightning, it died off a heart attack. Anyway. An American friend of mine said, yeah, I know a lot of our people don't know anything about evolution and maybe it's because of our bad education system in America. Yours in Germany is much better. And I don't think it's true. I think we just have a different approach. In America they say we go to school. In Germany we say we go into school. So we Germans enter our school buildings, Americans just hang out in front of them. And don't get me wrong, also in Germany there's a big lack of scientific knowledge. 45% of all German high school students believe that Voltaire invented the battery. I want to spend a year as an ampere in France. The Germans are afraid of everything. Of stem cells, nuclear power, fracking, genetic engineering, you name it. If the Germans had ruled the world a million years ago, our health and safety regulations would have prevented the discovery of fire. We are so full of fear. Before we go on holiday almost every German takes out a Reiser-Rütz-Fasischer. The most important insurance in Germany, a traveled cancellation insurance almost every German has it. We book an adventure trip to the cannibals in South America but only with a Reiser-Rütz-Fasischer. Otherwise it would be ready to risky. One of the first three words German babies learn. Mum, Dad, Reiser-Rütz-Fasischer. Of course not. Mum and Dad come way later. And the fourth word is Faffergnügen. Joy of driving. And this is very interesting I think. Driving our cars is probably the only activity we Germans enjoy danger. When an American has a death wish, he strangles a bull's testicles, sits on its back and tries to ride it for as long as possible. We Germans invented the Autobahn instead. Cars are our holy cows because it's our constitutional right to go on a family trip in a Volkswagen with a speed of a cruise missile. Okay, it's a little bit of a cliche I know. Not every German is into cars. Last year I flew into New York and at the border control the officer asked me, so you are German. What's your favorite car? And I said sorry officer I don't care much for cars. And all of a sudden he looked at me very suspiciously. You don't have a favorite car so you can't be German. Sorry, so not every German put your hand where I can see them. Actually it was a very relaxed routine check about five hours and forget what you heard about waterboarding it's actually not that bad. It's a Porsche! A Porsche! What model? 911! Yeah, this is, he's like this is really really fun. Like I enjoyed myself. I think it was kind of educative but I don't think everything he said was true but like it was educative and funny. And like you just made me understand that German share a lot but I don't think that's true but I guess the part that German love cars for the fear a lot I'm a little bit in that too. But most I've been German stuff I don't really I can't really hear it because I kind of talk for first and and but like I enjoyed this already like wins even as I was super so I think I want to check out more of his content in my channel so that really this competition any conversation like because I will be one check out most content. I wish to like, share, cut my channel, we'll see more of his content as soon as time gets this.