For men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. Congratulations! You're the father of twins. That's odd. Answers the man. I work for the Minnesota twins. A nurse says to the second guy, congratulations. You're the father of triplets. That's weird. Answers the second man. I work for the 3M company. First tells the third man, congratulations. You're the father of quadruplets. That's strange. He answers. I work for the four seasons hotel. The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. What's wrong? The others ask. He said, I work for seven up.