I love my Asians. I love Asian people. What kind of Asian are you? Vietnamese that's my favorite kind of Asian hell yeah Vietnamese you know why I like Vietnamese because the food is delicious Yes, if you never have Vietnamese food you're missing out most people do Chinese Japanese Thai But Vietnamese you got to try it. They have a soup and it's delicious. It's it's spelled pH. Oh you ever heard of that soup? Yep, yep, and when I went there first time I go can I try your foe the ladies like it's not foal it's fun All right, I got it then I realized the name of her restaurant was hilarious. It was good for you. I'm like, damn that's funny, man I was like this is good for me. That's good So then I started looking for Vietnamese food all around the world I went to Las Vegas. I kid you not there's a lady there named Kim Long and she wanted you to try her Vietnamese food So she opened her own restaurant and named it after herself. It's called fa Kim Long Accident I don't know It's open 24 hours. That's pretty interesting. You can fuck him for breakfast. Fuck him for lunch. Fuck him for dinner. Fuck him long time always open It's delicious during the pandemic. They shut down a lot of these restaurants I was like I have an idea for a Vietnamese restaurant if there's any Vietnamese people here I want to go in a business with you. I came up with a plan. We will make it a drive-through only Vietnamese restaurant How cool would that be drive-through only you take the ingredients you eat them at home? I already got the name picked out go find yourself Politicians like you're not essential go find yourself. We open If you don't like it go do Panda Express. We don't care Before the pandemic I went to a Thailand to do comedy I can't believe it Thailand was them has anyone been to Thailand by round of applause. You've been to Thailand Have you been never you never in Thailand over here? You haven't been no never been Thailand is amazing And I was like I can't wait to be here try the food make people laugh and the best part I think Asian women are gorgeous someone see what's up But my friend has been to Thailand many times before he said be careful cave on Some of those women are not women I was like yeah, but you can tell he's like you can't tell dude He looked at me like he had been tricked I Was like all right, so I'll be extra careful So I got there and I was at this hotel like I'm going to the club tonight and the lady was like oh you're gonna have fun Nice Thai lady I go hey, how do I know if it's a if it's a woman or not really a woman at the club She's like oh very simple. I go really she'll get if she very pretty it's lady boy I said excuse me she goes if she very very beautiful that's lady boy I'm like damn that changes everything I went to the club that night like where's all the ugly chicks at make some noise I'm looking for five then blows get out of here beautiful and no Swipe left get out of here. You're too beautiful all of you. I Don't trust any of these ladies in the front row. They're beautiful Because I was going to Thailand I wasn't trying to bang cock And that would be the worst joke you hear tonight Needed to be said some people complain after the show they go I don't like that joke because that means your anti-trans I am not anti anything. I'm trying to tell you I have my preferences Is that okay anymore to have a preference in 2020? You can have a preference I prefer my women the way a LA girl prefers her salad hormone free Non-genetically modify and I'm allergic to nuts I Don't want to move my throat