What is the ugliest shoe of all time? I don't even know if it's the ugliest, but it's definitely the new Air Force and everybody's wearing it and I'll never wear them. Panda Dunk Lose. The Panda Dunk Lose! What is the ugliest sneaker of all time? Jordan won't twist, I hate that shoe. I hate it! Like, the fit's fuzzy, that's weird, like no.