Four seconds! You told me to bring it. Hi. Hi. You're very pretty for a girl. Thanks. What is your name? Monique. Monique. Monique Monique. That's me. You're pretty girl. Thanks. Married? Yes. He's not even a town. Not a town? How about that? Where are you from? Here. Right around the corner. He's out of town. Yes. Far out of town. How far? Colorado. Any chance you're flying tonight? No, no chance. Drop something. I'll push you to my room. I can't help but look at your outfit. I'm wondering if you just stood outside trying to decide which place in New York City you'd like to go tonight. You're shorts are so tired I can read your lips. I'm usually saying that. I'm getting around but I have to be serious. If you had bowls we could count them. How are you doing? I'm fine. See you married. He's out of town. Yes. Okay. You fool around? No comment. With her? I don't know her but. We can remedy that. Okay. Those are very real chests. They're absolutely beautiful. Thank you. I can't believe that fucking idiot will go out of town. Well, I'm so worried. You don't have to prop them up. They're fine. Somebody has to work in this family. Okay good. How long married? Ten years. Wow. Do you know the difference between Spitt and Swallow? Yes I do. 40 pounds of pressure. That's one of the three jokes I wrote in my life is why don't Jewish girls swallow? I don't know. They want to be the spitting images of their mothers. That's horrible. Are you guys joking or am I giving you a want to ball? I have a joke. All right. We're going to leave you all on your own. You got kids? No. Okay. He refuses to flip y'all back. That was an I agree with Jackie left. I cannot believe I raised my hand. Go ahead. So this little boy goes to school every day and every day he's had such a series of prostitutes. And every day the prostitutes look at the little boy and one of them goes like this. Hello little boy. So this happens for a couple of days. Hello little boy. Hello little boy. Hello little boy. Finally he stops and he goes up to this big soft woman and says why do you do that? Why are you saying hello to me and putting a pinky up like this? So she says while I'm saying hello to you and I'm saying hello to you little peony. She said well that's fine but I don't want pass you and go hello. Is it me, Unique? I was at a big vagina joke. Do you know that talk about the guys since his wife had got a college son. She goes to a gynecologist and a gynecologist has her up on his therapist and he says my god. That's a huge vagina I have ever seen. That's a huge vagina. She goes out. That night she gets home. Husbands not day yet. She takes a mirror. Gets it down often. Put it there and takes it all to close. And squats over to have a look for herself. And she just squatting and looking down when her husband walks in for work. He says what are you doing? She says I'm just exercising. We'll be careful not to fall in the hole. I'm not done. We have to tell a broffel joke. Okay. Is that him? So a guy, guy, go. Hold on, hold on. Pretty close. The guy goes to a broffel. He says the madam, I want to go with Crabbs. Get out. What do you mean? My girl's gonna have Crabbs you and eat it. We don't have Crabbs. Get out of here. Get out of here. She's walking out one of the girls says, I'll do it. I'll tell my guy Crabbs. She goes out and says, hey you. Come on back. I got Crabbs. I'll do you. He comes back and he goes in the room. And he fucks her. When they get done she feels a little guilty. She says, you know, I gotta tell you. I don't have Crabbs. The guy says, yes you do. Come on, you gotta read one. You gotta read one. You gotta read one. There's a nest. That's not that nasty, but a perfect feel. Nice and slow. Into the microphone. Nice and slow. Take your time. We're looking at your chest. Okay. We wait, we wait, we wait. Smile this. That's the close-up camera. Do you know that joke? Guys, this is friend. I was with a girl that's like the biggest pussy I've ever seen. She had a pussy like this. This friend says, that's not the big. She says, no, that's her asshole. This is a pussy. You'd be telling that later as soon as you get dressed. I don't know. Quiet. A kid's walking past his parents bedroom. You gotta go slower. These people haven't heard it. You gotta go nice and slow and be expressive. A kid's walking past his parents bedroom. The door's open. He looks in and he sees his father banging his mother. He says, what's going on, Papa? His father says, we're making babies. The next night, the kid's walking past his parents bedroom. The door's open. He looks in and he sees his mother sucking on his father's car. He says, what's going on, Mama? She says, the right answer. We're making jewelry. We're making jewelry. We're making jewelry. Finalist for each. Thank you. You need money. You need money. Good job, Morning. Good job. Good job. Good job. It's $10. You got a joke on this. $10. $10. Oh boy. Oh boy. The bad place.