A BANG A BANG A BANG A BANG So uh You can see that I went behind the all-rounder fan Hey guys Welcome to my channel A lot of people say A lot of people say they like hearing me eat apples That's what I'm making this You guys ready? I'm going Come on Oh I can't do this I can't do this What the fuck What the fuck So how's your day going? Huh? What you most of dick? Mine's going fantastic I forgot how close I gotta get to the microphone I'm here Who can use your thumb up? I'm recording Oh your mom is it? So um We decided not to go to school today because the weather outside is just not the best Oh fuck But um Well, I hope you're listening to this with earbuds on so you can get the fuck an experience Shit! Use buses nuts Oscar usually tells me to eat an apple like right next to his ear so he can go to sleep But that's only on Thursdays and today's not one of those days so he's not going to join me So it's been three minutes that I've been eating this apple I'm like I'm making my way around it What am I doing with my life? Hmm I hope I get famous off this and rich so I can live off YouTube That's the moto Hmm This is already long enough but we're going to finish this apple Okay, you like to have your little freak You like to have your little freak and uh My boy is playing GT in the background I told him not to because he's supposed to be a quiet video but he doesn't care And now we're going to for a special guest We're going to let my dog lick it lick the apple lick it So uh, next my camera angle will go a little next we're going to be eating a uh, cutie or a mini orange as Oscar likes to call him a tangerine a tangerine Is it a tangerine? Yeah, a tangerine To all the kids that are in school how's school going? Camera late HA! I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY I'm going to graduate late So I guess I'm being healthy today because I'm eating fruits and I'm drinking water so I'm enjoying having a couple of water We're a fresh eat OOF Oscar! If I was to give you $3,000 I'd be setting up a stru- Damn, I'm so much hard to kill you for money I'll see you but I stay alive Like that ass You probably not trying to kill your knob bro I'm gonna like to have a hell Everyday What the fuck? Hope you enjoyed this video and leave a like, subscribe and to all the ASMRists out there um you better watch out because Mark's on his way Make sure you become a member Yeah, I just earraped you Okay, I'm sorry