Please write I am gay on this piece of paper. For the whole two hours? Or until you become gay. Please write I am straight on this piece of paper. For the whole two hours? Or until you're straight. Up to me? Up your ass. The whole classroom needs to be clean thoroughly. And you need to clean it? No, I was just telling you it needs cleaning. You just keep writing I am gay on this piece of paper. Please copy this entire book because my printer isn't working. I guess. Please be warned that at any given time, I may come and spit on her face. Can you feel it? Feel it? The tension? Left or right? Right. Tie it. Two hours you are my bitch. You want to use Tinder? No. I want you to know. I want you to know. You want me to know. I want you to know. I want you to know. I want you to know. I want you to know. I want you to know. I want you to know. I want you to go on Tinder and find me three matches tonight. Okay, three dates. One at five. One at seven. And one at nine p.m. I'm open to a platonic one night set. I think this is all like a gentleman, okay? Have you ever visited the basement of the school? Is the basement? Okay, great. I'll lock you in there. You have two hours to get out, okay? What if I can get out in two hours? Then you have your whole life to get out. You will see some familiar faces in there. Gets where I'm missing ten years ago. Here's my phone. Make me reach level 25 on Candy Correction. I'll consider your detention. I'm done. You'll be level 25. Really? You're going to get me attitude? Okay, you know what? Make it level 600. Here is my personal computer. I need you to blackmail the English teacher. Look for him. You know what? I want his position real bad. Luckily, I found some dirt on him. Some dirt. Should he go shower now? Oh, wow. Now I get why you're here. I found a video of him where he says, Hello. So I need you to photoshop this video of him saying, I need that. Photoshop is for photos, not videos. Plus, there's enough syllables in it. I don't know that. Double negative. Do you? No, no. I'm going to spit on your face now. Am I going to do anything? No. You wasted my time and wasted yours. No, no, no, no, no, no. No computers, no apps, no books, no pens, no papers, no words... No, no, no, no, no... I'll teach you to shut up. What would be the worst punishment possible? Honest punishment! I'm not going to do that, too. I'm not that mean. I would also ask you to walk out of the room so you don't see me suffer. I guess that's fair. I'll call on the girls. One of them is Miss Sally, the 60 year old math teacher. Saggy Sally, we call her. Saggy Sally. Saggy Sally. Saggy Sally. Saggy Sally. Saggy Sally. Saggy Sally. Saggy Sally. Do you like BTS? I do. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I like BTS. I'm not a fan, but I don't mind one or two songs. Excuse me? By the end of this detention, you will be an army. I'll teach you all about every single member and their stories. And why people think they're so talented. Which members is this? Jimin? Jungkook! Now tell me why you love them. Because they're so cute, they're so talented. And the same result could not have been achieved with just the three main members who write and compose the songs. You need all nine of them. Oh wow, they make life so much better. Now you're speaking my truth. How broke are you? Pretty broke. Too bad. You can't bot your way out of detention. But how much? $4. $4. $5. Do we just drink? 4. 4 times 4 equals 16. Plus my birthday. Plus 1. Plus my birthday. 3. That equals 20. And you wonder why you feel that? Hey, what did we just bang for two hours? I'm a student, your teacher. No, it's gonna know. They will know I'm filming for the channel. Everyone can see. Charles, why didn't you tell me you were recording? Why didn't you tell me I'm recording?