A farmer sits in a pub drinking heavily and looking gloomy. Hey Joe, why are you so down? Ask his friend. You won't believe it Bill. I was milking the cow, and when the bucket was almost full, she suddenly kicked with her left leg and spilled everything. The farmer replies, That's not such a tragedy, scoffs the friend. No, you won't believe it Bill. I tied her left leg to the post, milked again, almost the bucket full again, and then she kicked with her right leg and spilled everything again. The farmer recounts, and what? The friend asks, No, you won't believe it Bill. I tied her right leg to the post, milked again, and when it was almost full, she swatted the bucket with her tail. The farmer continues, Well, that's not too bad, says the friend. But you won't believe it Bill. I ran out of rope, I took off my belt, tied her tail up higher, and then my pants fell down. The farmer concludes with determination. And what? The friend asks with a smirk, and you won't believe it Bill. Right at that moment, my wife walks in.