Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and there's me for a dull day in the old cube of life. Hello human, welcome to an Accuracymulation of Office Worker. Take a look at this board for instructions. Hey, now almost here! Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant. Also, workers would ingest the frosted sugar torus for sustenance. Now you're ready to start your day. Ah, the freedom of inbox zero. Look, a herecom supervisor by. Better work busy. Okay everybody, let's make some business. Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift. Uh, you can count on me. That's what I like to hear. Hey, you, you've been doing a good job. I would think about giving you a promotion. If that's nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours. Tee, that's what I like about you. You're a rebel. Always stick out. Outside the box. Take this. The promotion's yours. Good job, human. You're climbing the ranks. And here comes Bossbot. Looks like he's hello, human. I am Bossbot. I notice you've logged in. So I'm here to give you your first task of the day. We need to break some new bots on board. So look through your resumes and find two bots to the spot. Within a job. Who does that? You have, have you seen the latest sales report? This isn't good. Glow to the old spreadsheet program and fix these numbers. Wow, you cooked those books like a professional gourmet chef. It's time for lunch. Admitted, humans would interact with primitive robots known as... ...bending machines to obtain food. Whoops, Jesus. Enjoy your meal, human. Hey, coworker, can you give me a... Can be bar. Thanks, coworker. Hey, coworker, over here. Get on your computer and check out these hilarious pictures. Hey, look at that. Hello, human. I'm looking forward to your presentation today on all of the business. That we did in the last week. So BossBot wants you to do a presentation. You'll need to make some slides. Time to learn about an ancient little technique called... ...Waining it. Try using this program in your computer. I'll show you how to make a video. I'll show you how to make a video. I'll show you how to make a video. I'll show you how to make a video. I'll show you how to make a video. So, are you ready to go through this presentation? Here's the clicker. Use the button to go through your slides. Oh, interesting. Interesting. Nice job, human. That was very business. Hey, human. 10110 is retiring tomorrow. We wanted to give them a party gift. And one's pitching in. Why don't you give me something you'd like to contribute? Oh, how thoughtful. I'm sure they will. Appreciate it. Anyway, do you think you could type up a put that looks good? And I'll hand you the rest. Thanks for helping out. Thanks for helping out. Thanks for helping out. Things aren't going too well. We need to find a couple of odds we can go. Take a look at these employee evaluations. Oh, I was saved up to buy a new hard drive. In the office, co-workers would confess around the liquid dispenser. Man, did you do that? I did. You did. Now it's a hand. Yeah, hey, look. I've got some papers I need you to shred. It has to be you for legal reasons. I don't really want to get into it. Here, just look at this. I'll try to get rid of you. Just look at it. I don't know what it's called. I just found out that I'm sure it's a hand. There's something you're cubical. I'm sure it's a hand. I don't know what it's called. I don't know what it's called. I don't know what it's called. Oh, that was a close one. Oh, carry on. Nothing to see here. Right there. Hold it. Don't let that bike get away. Hello, human. I am CEO, but here's the thing. Bosspot needs to go away for a while. And you've been doing a really good job. So I'd like to offer you a promotion. Happy. Sorry, human. Happy. You're not looking for you. Human. Now make a wish and blow out the camp. There you go, good. I got you a present. Now that you're the boss of this department, I'll leave it to you. We're doing honors.