For now it's time to engage in some unnecessary criticism of the Tarzan myth. I don't think he would have worn those undyjocks. I mean he grew up with chimps, they were his peers. All the chimps were hairy all over, he's all bald. That's the only area that he actually looks like a chimp. If anything he would have worn a full furry bodysuit with that area being the only area that was exposed. That's something that isn't worth thinking about ever again.