Listen up, all you guys who drive long distances every day. Have you ever been in the city, stuck in traffic, or racing down the highway when you suddenly got to go number one? You just want to ditch the car and sprint to find a restroom. It's even worse when you're on the highway, there's no way out. Oh, but wait, I see that water bottle I was drinking from. Right now, all I can think of is emptying out what's inside me. Ugh, I don't know. I've made up my mind. First, let's finish the remaining water. Wait a sec, I really got to go right now. What am I even doing? Even my judgment is getting cloudy. Well, now that I've started, I guess I have to finish it all. Ugh, it's really tough. Finally, the makeshift restroom is ready. As shameful as it is, I'd do anything to survive. Ugh, not being able to solve this basic human need is the worst. Ah, it's over. Just a little more. There's no separate heaven for this. Ugh, I'm really thankful for the world. Ugh, man. How do I handle this now? For now, I guess I'll have to leave it in the car until I reach the next destination. Where's a good spot? I don't know. Let's just stick it in the cup holder. Now, let's hit the road with enthusiasm. Hmm, feeling relaxed. That strong coffee is calling. What the hell? What did I just drink?