I've met a lot of people in this crazy game of life Folks with strains of sessions used to make me roll my eyes These days I paid no mind and I never hold a grudge Cause who gave me the right to be the one to judge? Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about tasty treats Oh, take you to walk Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about my jackass balls and the girls I've lost Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about everything that makes the world go round Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about everything that makes the world go round Some people think it's different, a little weird the way I am But I sing this song for those of you who completely understand Hope I wake in tails and sweet wet kisses And those big ol' floppy ears that will make for listening Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about chewing on things and stains on the rug Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about politics or is there a God? Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about everything that makes the world go round Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Well, it seems like nobody gives a rip My best friend is still at home Wearing the lesson Always wearing the lesson Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about getting inside when the mail man calls Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about barking too loud and licking his balls Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about everything that makes the world go round Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog Hell yeah, I talk to my dog about getting inside when the mail man calls