It's amazing. Alright, are you guys ready for your next comic? Yeah! Yeah! Bigging his Batman-Max debut, he's ready to fuck all your faces. Everybody give it up for Chris 2's. Hell yeah! Alright, that was just fucking shit work. So, hey, I'm Chris, I'm an alcoholic. I'm gonna make you a quick start-knop. Anybody who watches this door, I saw him give my fives. Anybody who watches the door, hopefully, is somebody. Everybody's like, hey, it's him. And we go, hey! Okay, so we got that shit out of there. Okay, so somebody comes in. We all yell, hey. Alright, cool. First time. Yay! Yay! Yay! I love everybody. First of all, I think my dad's for coming. Because if he didn't, I wouldn't be here tonight. I got here. You got here. Alright, that one's done. Alright? So, alright, let's get into it guys. Alright. Chris missed the commercial last shit. Eric got the commercial last shit. My birthday is on Chris' mess. We call it a birthday mess. Sometimes I get fucked on shit. So good. That's how my Christmas was. This was my birthday. Got that out of the way. Eric got the fake, but stop faking. How about trying to give me a reverse fake? You know what I mean? Working in my bald spot. Just accept it. Yeah. I was going to go the man bun round and cover it up. But shit's passed. Let's get to the meat potatoes, right? Why were we here? So, I'm a guy. Oh yeah. Guys, were you talking about some shit? Don't my shit going on in your life? I got shit going on in my life. My shit's so bad. I almost thought I'm making a block court. I was going to go outside and make a block. And I was going to call it taking this shit everywhere. Because I've taken this shit everywhere. Okay? We're talking like, You know, monster and me, you know? Like, when I got to go, it's like, oh wait. He's like, he's like the coolie man, you know? You know, he's not the Dolores. He's just like, oh man. Oh man. He's there. I got to shit instantly. I know what the bathroom is. I know what it is. You know what? Because I will say, since GPS application to find a bathroom okay, my shit wasn't so detailed. I'm telling you, I would have known directions directly to the bathroom where it's at. How many stubs there are? You can do a review rating on how the toilet paper is. Three fly, two fly, do they even make three fly? I know my whip. The cheapskates got fucking one fly. You want me to fuck me for a save? And you can only get us one fly? Anyone feeling on that? I finished my one and ten. How am I doing? Hi, Jimmy. Hi, I had a metal good before, so hopefully I don't get any yet. Oh my boss is doing fuck. Alright. Hopefully, don't start your testing. Oh, that thing's really fine. Alright, so yeah, this is IBS boss, right? Oh no, that thing's really square. Don't read my notes. She is. So yeah, I had this app, right? This is why I have this app idea, right? I'm driving to a friend's house. I got a shit, but I got a shit, I got a shit. Okay? I'm talking, I get off the highway. Take a ride. I'm looking for, I'm like, straight, right? Take a ride. There's no left. Anyways, pull up some side street hot bouts. And I kid you not. I don't sound middle of that street. Right here, I'm sorry you're eating macaroni and cheese. But I was... Oh my god. I had some napkins with me and shit. So yeah, this shit's been everywhere my guy. I had a gel in my life, she was great. She got me through this shit. When I had a gel, I had to go. She got me through this. We'd be out, looking at... We went to fireworks down in Africa and there's this big ass bridge. And of course, you know, she hits, he's like, oh yeah. Oh, watch me, Spyro. I look at her, she knows the one. It's really not so much art. We go to St Thomas ER Hospital. I pull up in that bitch. Welcome back, I'm like, oh my god, take a shit, where's the bathroom? Is this an emergency? I'm like, fuck yeah, it's an emergency. I want you to shit right in your emergency room. Oh, it's an emergency room. So, there's that. Hopefully that... I don't know if there's something. Fuck, you're out of shit on my paper. Alright, so... Where am I down, Zach? I told myself I could suck, I just made rat fucks like... Hold on. Y'all better know, turn around and run it back. Turn back, put out. Take the fucking... So yeah, I got a thing with this girl, right? Peninsula, I got to ask you a lot. You all the store town with a winking lizard. First place for wings. We're eating wings. I mean, nice cringy, but I'm not getting it. And of course, my fucking IDS kicks in. And like... Fuck dude, it's ice cream now, right? So I pulled me, I'm gonna take with this girl. I pulled me, we're walking, right? It's a fucking storm of air in it, shit. I'll try to work. I think we're walking. And shit. We're going out three or three. This is busy as fucking road. It's just like, you know, there's drawers, there's a fucking relief. And I've finished my fucking jewelry man's like... Oh no. I mean, I got a fucking girl, I got a shit. Said, I don't get it ever, I say, yeah, I got it. I see the house. Right? It's inside. I see the house. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go for the house. The house is over here now. I'll go for the house. There's a ravine. I'm like, oh, there's a ravine. I can run down there and take a shit. I'm taking a shit. It's not a road. So at this point, I just go for a ravine and take shit. But I got this girl with me, and I don't need her to see my fucking asshole before I see her. So I'm running to the house, but Fred, son, side of your old plate and fucking Harry Potter, little guy. And I'm running past someone like this. The fucking home of your old old ass, hold the shit in. I know what you're doing. Alright, go sit down. Where's the fucking close eye? Shit in! Alright, so, someone helped me. Someone help me, I ate it out of all the earlier, I don't know where I was. Shit in the back! Shit in? Alright, I got it, give it a wrap, alright. So I run past this kid, right? Fuckin' hold my shit in. I get to the fucking stairs somewhere in the shorts, and this time I'm holding my shorts up to keep the shit in, because that shit's like, I get to this back bathroom, it's carpeting. Alright, bottom line, I fuck that bathroom up and put it out to the commission for a great once in a year. Alright, so, skim had three months later, that girl didn't call that. I got another day of the nip girl to run last, where I can eat shrimp, right? Less the shit, 100 shrimp, my mom's so like, oh yeah! But this time I drove, right? So I'm in control, I'm driving. Things went well, dinner's gonna go well, we made out, back in her place, we're getting an odd, you know what I mean, you're like straight like, oh, get me, get me, get me, oh, she's fucking riding, all of a sudden my little, cool lady, man, it's like, oh no! Oh my god, oh shit, it's like coming, shit in the sea, time! Good night, thank you guys.