On the night of February 27th, 2023, Nintendo put out an update that would change Splatoon 3 forever. And no, I'm not talking about the pool function. I'm talking about the pole function. This is the story of the Wahoo World Pole. What is the Wahoo World Pole? Why is the Wahoo World Pole? Where is the Wahoo World Pole? Well, it's in Wahoo World. We know that. But let's go back a step. What is the Wahoo World Pole? To truly understand the Wahoo World Pole, we need to break it down into its parts. Wahoo! This? This is the sound Mario Mario makes. When he does most actions in Mario games, the Mario movie. It's a sound of joy. When something good happens, you might want to say, you be hooray! Wahoo, I dare say. Wahoo has been an arvocabulary this whole time. And doesn't it make sense? After all, inklings and octolings come to Wahoo World for amusement. The name should feel comfortable and familiar. Something that would make them happy. Like the pole. But not everything is a Wahoo World of fun and games. You have to be careful out there. You can't be fooled by it. Do you see it? Did you see it? I'm so sorry. Let me move a little closer. That's the tower control Wahoo World Pole. It's not what you think it is. It's not the Wahoo World Pole that you expect. If you get too close, you'll be taken away from the center of the map. Away from where normally, the Wahoo World Pole would stare at you. There's nothing there. No pole at all. Just a different pole right behind. Yeah, you can't paint this pole either. But it's not the Wahoo World Pole. Please, please Wahoo World Pole, come back. Wahoo World, the world. When you visit Wahoo World, you are now in its world of fun. The spinning platforms. The roller coasters constantly moving around as you fight for your life on slat zones. The pole now watching. The ambiance of other inklings and octolings having a great time while you're locked in mortal combat. And of course, the world you've already protected in the past from the Saminids. It makes sense that a few months after the December big run, we'd be blessed with an update that would change Wahoo World forever. Look at me, thumbs up in this Wahoo World and its pole. That's not just because I forgot to turn off my video source when I was recording. It's because I love Wahoo World so much. So make sure to leave this video a like and subscribe. I'm waiting. So where does that leave us today? It leaves us with a pole. The Wahoo World Pole. And with more recent updates finally cracking down on threats like the crab tank, the power of this pole could only increase. Imagine what they could do next. Why not add plexiglass on the sides of the Wahoo World Pole. Thus increasing its power. Nintendo should run a Wahoo World Pole. And see what they do next. I vote for it to have four options. Number one, add plexiglass. Number two, make the pole taller. We need more pole. Number three, I guess we could leave the pole as is. I suppose. Number four, why not just make the pole wider. The more pole the merrier. I guess they could add a number five to get rid of the pole. But we all know no one would click on that. Some individuals out there might even be biased against the Wahoo World Pole. Not because it exists but specifically because it's on Wahoo World. A map that has very mixed reviews by the Splatoon community. About as mixed as the critic reviews for the Mario movie. Oh my goodness. More ties back to Wahoo for our Wahoo World Pole. Now there are still so many unanswered questions about the Wahoo World Pole. So I'm going to do some research. I asked my members to ask their most polarizing questions. And I'm here to answer them. Blue asked, is there a holiday for the Wahoo World Pole? And listen, listen, listen. The important thing to remember is that every day at Wahoo World is a Wahoo Day. Oh, didn't like that joke, huh? What is the anatomy of the Wahoo World Pole? Cici says they've heard it's part solidified screams of joy from the jellyfish who enjoy the park and then left behind material from the salmonids during big run. No, no, don't worry. The Wahoo World Pole is made of pole. Pole, of course, also stands for people often love it. I even wrote a chant for it. And yes, you're going to listen to it now. The Wahoo World Pole. The Wahoo World Pole. They say no one knows. It's Wahoo World Pole. The Wahoo World Pole has one Wahoo World Pole and it's the stop crabs that are on the patrol. But does it do that? This Wahoo World Pole? Does it protect those out on a stroll? Or is it more of a Wahoo World Pole? I'll be here all week. Sora is asking a very important question. Is the new pole actually a secret place where the salmonids hide until the next big run? Well, I've clonked my head against this Wahoo World Pole quite a few times in my day. And I've yet to hear the scrabbling of salmonids, but… Hmm… You know, it's very weird that when you turn the camera just the right way, you're not able to see the pole at all. Could it be some kind of technology hiding something that might be inside? We got it. We got it. We got to go. Starfish here tried really, really, really hard to tell me what the Wahoo World Pole is. But the X-Tling went way over 100%. 40% titanium, 30% iron, 40% dolomite, 40% lead, 40% empty. I mean, I guess I can't with the camera. That might make sense. That might make sense. You might be honest with Starfish, but you might have to cut your numbers in half there. Has the Wahoo World Pole ever gone through any existential crisis? Have you ever thought about how hard it is to be a pole on a daily basis, unmoving, unthinking, no aspirations? What if somebody comes over and tries to knock the pole down? If the pole gets knocked down and nobody's around to hear it, did it ever make a sound? These are the kinds of questions we have to ask on the daily about the Wahoo World Pole. Thank you for thinking of it. You're very kind. Ma'av asks, is the Wahoo World Pole going to steal anybody's earlobes? I don't think so. Simply because the Wahoo World Pole is just too big to be an earring. Even if you got humongous gauges, I don't think it'd be comfortable to carry around. The Wahoo World Pole just taking a look like this, you know? I think that you're safe. How good of a snack with the Wahoo World Pole be? I'm trying right now, okay? You're seeing it on? Does the Wahoo World Pole have a family? I love my dog asks. Well, based on Crickstow's message, asking when will the Wahoo World Pole give me my family back? It sounds like the Wahoo World Pole has won now. If you're having a rough day, I'd consider taking a deep breath and taking an espresso machine ride straight on down the Wahoo World. Look at the Wahoo World Pole, completely unaffected by the timer. Watch. The timer ends. The platforms roll out, and the Wahoo World Pole stays. Like, nothing ever happened. Make sure to tell me your greatest Wahoo World Pole stories in the comments. The Wahoo World Pole can remind you of so many great things out there that four blocked rainline in Tetris. Come on. What's better than all the points brought in by that pole? The Mario Flag Pole. It's a sign that you've won, and you're winning every time you see the Wahoo World Pole. The man's a Maria Pole. It's not as perfect as the Wahoo World Pole, but it's a great tool to get used to hiding behind poles before you take on the challenge of using the Wahoo World Pole to your advantage. Under all of this, I'm sure you have a much deeper understanding of Wahoo World and its glorious pole. Every time that you talk about Wahoo World, you're helping to save Wahoo World. Just look at this chart. The use of Wahoo has been going down in the last decade, but we have the power to fix it together. So get out there and continue to enjoy the one, the only, the Wahoo World Pole. And Wahoo World by extension. And together, we can do great things. Goodbye.