Let's take a moment to imagine that one day while he was hanging out in heaven, Jesus decided to visit America for three days to see how everyone was doing. When he arrived, he noticed a nice young family having a picnic in the park. As Christians themselves, they were overcome with joy to see Jesus. But just before Jesus was able to give them a hug. When Mexico senses people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists. I would build a great wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me. The next day, Jesus was on his way to volunteer at the children's orphanage. But as he arrived, he again ran into Mr. Trump. You know who's one of the great beauties of the world and I helped create her? Ivanka. She's six feet tall, she's got the best body. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. On his last day of visiting America, Jesus decided to spend some time sharing the gospel with a local prison. But as he arrived, yep, you guessed it, he bumped into Mr. Trump yet again. They asked me, why do you think about waterbottom Mr. Trump? I said, I love it. The only thing is we should make it much tougher than waterbottom. But you know there are laws. We have laws that we have to abide by. And in response to Mr. Trump's tweet, Jesus decided to send on himself. You