I want to be with 500 people. They have to get through it. Look at this. What's your name? Okay, you know, Christian, going home the new year? How are you doing? Looking at the hometowns. Checking the old weather? The crossings. Are you the musty-to-be? I'm a guest in my business. I'm a guest too. I'm a door-known guest in the kitchen. Even in Mamm? Isn't it morning? Well, I don't know. I'm a door-to-door traveling salesman selling hope. Hope? Yes, I've got many different kinds of hope here to sell you. Got generic hope. The shade hope. Baffling hope. Bleeding hope. False hope. Purchan cookie hope. Fox news hope. Star Wars a new hope. And hope cycles. Don't you sell any lasting real hope? Look, this is just a job. This is a slightly less legal form of hope. Yeah. And. Hello. Oh. What was that about? False hope you had again? I don't know. We need to do something awesome for you too. I mean, these people do these really, really cool things and stuff and they make it really big. I think we want to make our channel really show that big. I want to get the millions of hits. That way, all those hits. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I don't know. We need to do something awesome for you too. I mean, these people do these really, really cool things and stuff and they make it really big. I think we want to make our channel really show that big. I want to get the millions of hits. That way, all those ad money is coming running in. Oh, yes. I can buy myself a girlfriend that isn't plastic this time. That is awesome, man. Do you have any good ideas that we can do for this? I mean, you could climb to the top of that tree and then jump onto the trampoline. Maybe you'll miss and we'll get like a million views. The trampoline is just right there. I'll pull it over. Do you have anything better? I think I have a better idea, actually. You go from one of these big maybe halfway up the tree and actually swing right onto this rope here and swing back and forth. Oh, yeah, because the jungle gem is right there and I could probably hit it. I think that would be good, actually. Okay. Well, oh, away that you could die. There's always fun ones involving alcohol. You can get you really drunk. I've got a sled back there. We'll put it on top of the roof and just push it down. So you won't feel it. Oh, yeah. Okay, I have a better idea. How would I put you on the foot of my car and we could go as fast as we can right down to the ditch here and I'll stop and see how far you'll go. We can do that. You see if you can fly further afterwards. I think that's a good one. We should do that. All right. I know what I can do. Okay. I know what we're doing. I'm just going to push them gasoline. I'm going to cut you a freaking arm off with it. What? It's really a fire. God, I burned it. God, that was pretty good. I think we can get a better shot. Oh, yeah. I'm so tired of thrusting my sword at your face over and over again. Yeah, I'm tired of playing with the same old joystick day in and day out. Your buttons are getting worn out for my fingers. Yeah, I'm sick of you smashing these buttons over and over. And then every time you get angry you can whip me in the face with it. My own cord. I do like to whip you in the face with it. But remember, mommy and daddy told us never talk about that thing that brothers and sisters should never ever do or God will cry and never forget. Never ever do or God will cry and all the kittens will die. Mmm, they will. Video game is getting too boring. This is what we have for you kids. Probe. The new king. I... What's wrong? If you have a dot, expose it. Well, mommy tells me I have two dots and I shouldn't show them to anyone anymore. Not after last time. Remember to use plenty of sanitizer on your probe. Okay, is it clean enough now for you? That should be fine. Oh, it's so slippery and wet. Now I've got a mess on my hands again. Don't worry, we'll clean it up together. Yeah! It all off of there. Let me show you how a man holds his probe. Okay. Now, I'm going to have you touch this for me just a moment. Oh. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it! I touched it! I can say stop. Now kids, we've reached our climax with the probe game. You know what we do now? First of all, what's the song that we play? The game that goes where you hope it won't probe. Uh-oh. Now Billy, let's go upstairs. Hey, what are you doing in here? What are you doing with my children? What the hell is that? It's the game we've been playing. You're gonna have a probe in my children? I got this from you. Don't know, give me that. I'll get the heels sanitized. I'll get it from you. I'll get it from you. I'll get the heels sanitized. I'll get it from you. I'll get it from you. Did I squirt it at them? I'll get it from you. I'm heading for the middle of the cart. I'm on a line, I'm on a dart. I'm heading to their puppy eyes. They say have a wee eyes. I'm just now a hot blue sound. I'm just up above in each of the sounds. And I'm just looking up from my five arms around. I'm just now a dead up on my count. Mister, don't probe my dog!