You may think having big boobs is great and it totally is, except in the summer when it's kind of the fucking worst. So here are the nine reasons why having big boobs is the shittiest part of summer. Dressing yourself almost requires a degree in engineering. Spaghetti straps are too thin, but a few layers tank top underneath pretty much defeats the purpose, right? I feel like I'm stuck in 2003. You can't rock a trendy crop top without showing an obscene amount of under-rood. Finding a bikini top that fits is basically impossible. Should I go with definitely too much padding? Or definitely risking an upslip? Plus, the second you step into the hot sun, your cleavage starts to sweat. It's like having a third armpit. Tannin face down is a nightmare, especially in pool chairs. But lying on your back makes your boobs disappear. Water slides and or anything with velocity is out of the question, because any sudden movements can cause your top to revolt. So basically, don't move. Posing a selfie from the pool is a really bad idea. It just invites all the creeps to come out. Can't even enjoy a simple ice cream cone without it turning into a porn shoe.