Music Guys, guys, I have amazing news. I just got the lead in an off Broadway play. That's awesome. Your name will be up in lights. Or in Tiny Parent in the back of the program. I'm the new understudy. The old one got hit by a bus and she has to be in a body cast for a year. Okay. Um... So basically you will be watching someone else perform the song. Oh, yeah, I have you want to be an accurate. What the heck is this? It looks moldy. My food is not moldy. Do not be ashamed. Your salmon mousse is currently helping a local university cure the common cold. For the record, this is mold-free bite-sized Eggs Florentine with a dill foam, also known as an amuse-boosh. Well, my booze is not amuse. Ah! Who? Did you enjoy this as much as I did? No. I'm just glad it's over. They couldn't have thrown in one ninja? Yeah, because Alabama in the 1940s was just crawling with ninjas. If it was, no one would have known, because they're ninjas. Listen to that ovation! You were wonderful, Miss Channing. Your performance has moved me to tears. Oh, fuck off, woman. You're gonna pull me. I'm miss Channing. I'm your new understudy, Jesse Prescott. Oh, then prepare to die of boredom. I don't need an understudy. I have never missed a performance. Well, I never give a lizard a pedicure until a few years ago. Life is full of surprises. Not for me. I've had perfect attendance ever since my first role as Baby New Year at Radio City. On show night, I had an upset tummy, but even as a pooper, I was a trooper. What? Um, shout. Anyway, so. Bertram, what's the hold up? We're live in one minute. Guys, wake up, wake up. What were you thinking? When I said I wanted to work with a grill, this is not what I meant. Just trust me. Remember, you're ODB, old dirty butler. And I guess this'll get people's attention. But I can blow I'm away with my amazing recipes. Forget about the recipes. Just try to look cool. Try harder. 3...</3 I can't remove the belt. First I will remove one lock and then I will be back. Try harder. Okay. We're live. And three, two. Yo, yo, yo. I'm OVD from the Upper West Side. I live with a lizard and a limo is my ride. So listen up close. I'll take you out of the hook. My ahi tuna wraps up the hog. Mix around sugar with a little ginger soy. Marinate your meat in some lemon juice. Boy. Yo, OVD is a boss when it comes to sauce. There's ain't no hobby. He's a... Ruh! Add thanks for sabi, a little mayonnaise. Throw it in the blender and hit she rave for days. Oh! So how do we do? Do we get lots of votes? No, but the comments are rolling in. This video is so bad it puts the Y in Y5. Here's another bad one. This shows stinks. From Zuri Girl 300? Tell me I'm wrong. No. I said no. You can kill all of that right now. Like at this moment, stop. Oh, and when... I love talking about myself. I really must get to the theatre. They put in too much salt. Salt. And... Action. Where are the... Single sisters. I've workin' to show you how to make the most glamorous pizza ever. First, you roll out the dough. Which we pre-purchase at our local supermarket. Sizzle sister tip number one. Cover your cutting board with a layer of flour. Then you got a twirl, you're done. Higher. Higher. Well, well, we wait for that to land. Let's check on what we made earlier. Bertram, why didn't the stupid oven get hot? Because it's a dishwasher. Uh-oh. I put a frozen pizza in here. Ah! Ah! No way! I gotta take this off because my brain isn't got a clearer... What the hell?! Real smooth ever. Help! He's gave me brain shaggers trying to crawl to me. Give me back my phone! Help me! You're Susan Channing! I love you in valley of dead swans. Careful! She's a bye-dum. No, no one's stopping. I got this! I think our sauce is done. Ah! I'm covered in over-salted sauce. Told you. Maybe now I'm late to the theater. Good thing his good-unny words. You