My name is John Bowley. Last year, I got hired to sell four of the world's most powerful companies' radical new vision for the internet. Welcome to the future of the internet. Boom. Their plans were big. Cleaner, faster internet. We set it up like cable. Are you with me? And I went across the country to talk to everyone about it. Folks want to learn how to fix the internet. Just like cable. You know what you're getting. You got it tiered. Yeah, but you're only getting what the cable company's giving. I'd tackle the opposition with everything I had. It's a battle between the future of technology, the future of media. Well, the future of the internet could be cable. So the future of the internet is the past. Are you from one of these corporate interests? Why? I think I'm now out to disclose that. We all know that online is filled with garbage and smuts. And it should all just be completely shoved to the side and have the corporations start over. Wait, what? But after six months of market research, the internet itself is a finite resource. No, but go on. There already are rules and laws. Wait, wait. You mean the rules, the felonis room? I really know what you're talking about to you. Let's pretend for a second that I don't. How do you want my help? Exactly. Thank you for coming in because it reminds me why I try to warn people about the folks like you doing what you do. I've decided you aren't going to build any internet down here and you also stop them from building their own. OK. To go a bit off script. Hope this works.