Jesse Fernandez. Yeah! Hey guys, uh, he's saying cool. Come with us people are better though, because... No! Come with us people are interesting in a way that nobody else is. But I-I was walking around the other day, I overheard this guy voice ring. You're not crippled. He-you don't need that wheelchair to a baby and a stroller. Yeah, that made me was a jam. I just wanted to follow that guy around the rest of the day and steal his real life crazy ass observations for my act. You know, so I just come up here and be like, hey, you guys never noticed that time cones are basically just artichokes fossils? Sure that guy was messed up, but I mean, like, I get- I get things messed up. He was wearing like baby jean shorts that went down to his shins, you know. So I figured he'd probably lost his mind at a link, bis-eight concert. But we're all messed up somehow from something, everything messes people up. Even holidays. You know, holidays were basically just exceptions to rules that there shouldn't be exceptions to. That don't mess you up. Like Halloween, for instance. That's an easy one. Every other day of the year, we're like, don't accept candy from strangers. Oh wait, it's something that one day when all the strangers are going to disguise us. They go nuts! Don't try to make what it gives you if they don't want to. Except for Christmas under the mistletoe. It's the international waters of sexual harassment. Don't eat stuff you find in the backyard. Easter. Don't let your dad kidnap you, starting realizing Nevada. My birthday once. Everybody's messed up. I messed up, you know. Even me. You know, I can't take things seriously. You know, I'll have these job interviews. And now that's made real questions. Like if they don't be a harassment, where do you see yourself in ten years? And I know she can't see the future. So I say pretty much just anything to that. I'll just be like dancing on your grave. And I don't get the job. An interviewer was asked me, if you could have lunch with anybody, living your dad, who would you pick? And I was like, living? I think I'm overqualified for this position. Not taking things seriously. It's not the worst way to be messed up though. I love you, you know, be more positive in life. You know, see the light, the better side of things. Like just the other day, I called a babe checking me out. And I couldn't take that in a negative way. I assumed that she was looking at that car accident I was in. But I think I'm happier this way. My back hurts, but I think I'm good. That's not comedy. I'm gonna do something extra special for you guys now. I'm gonna read somebody's mind in this audience. I know that's hard to believe, but I'm gonna do it. And all I need is a volunteer. Somebody who's willing to let me read their mind. And it looks like I already have one. You raised your hand. Cool, thank you so much. Stay with me. Don't get up. Now you need to be just relaxed. First of all, what's your name? Sarah? Sarah, I'm gonna read your mind. And there's one catch. And that's what it takes me to guesses. Not about 50% accuracy. Now what I need you to do is focus on the thing that you want me to read. All right, you have it? Okay. First guess. You're thinking about your parents having sex. Now, okay, guess number two. Now we think about your parents having sex. Thank you. Thank you.