I would say that straight men have been getting gayer of late. They should. I'm not saying that this is a bad thing, but I'm saying the influence of gay men over straight men is profound. This back in a day, we used to want to be black. Now, we want to be gay. Wow. You say gay is the new black? Gay is the new black, bro. So gay is the new cool. Yeah, black dudes used to be cool. Now y'all old and black. Gay dudes are the cool ones. We all want to dress gay, look gay, fingernails gay. We out here sucking gay. Oh. Whoa.