An old lady got married to this 85-year-old bachelor. As he has never been with a woman before, he was obviously surprisingly active with the love-making, no matter where she went, or what she was busy with, that was all he wanted to do. She decided to write to an advice column and ask for some advice. Here is what she wrote, dear editor. I have married an old bachelor, and I think that I have made a big mistake. He just cannot keep his hands of me and wants to make love the whole time. He comes at me 24 hours a day when I'm having a shower, when I'm scrubbing the floor before breakfast and after dinner. He is quite impossible, and I don't know what to do. Please can you give me some advice? PS. Please excuse the jerky handwriting.