Guess who's pregnant? Oh Jesus, f- no. Prince William and Kate are having a baby. You have no idea how happy I am for them right now. Ooh! Heh, I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I'm retarded. Oh, I do that all the time. Put laundry in the fridge? No, thank you, retarded. DUDE! I think Brooke cheated on me. Pigs are pink, the sky is blue, and the grass is green, and Megan Fox is sexy. What are you doing? Oh, I thought we were both stating the obvious. Sorry, bro. Reasons why I hate being a girl. Period. Insecurity. Emotional. Period. Shaving. Staying in shape. Brushing my hair. Period. Reasons why I hate being a guy. Dealing with the above.