you wellBack To my baby My alive You have to be on time for the daily stand-up. It is the same time, same location every day. Loser! The daily stand-up is crucial. You can't be late for the daily stand-up. You don't let your teammates wait. You know the first time I heard about this scrum thing, I didn't think it would fit our organization. However, after we sent Ian to scrum master training, things rapidly changed around here. I am the process of first of all! Thanks, Wendy. Hi, Mike. I can make this incredible deal. Lots of bonus. I just need a minor change. It's just a few hours of work. Come on, can you do it for me? I'll give you this donate if you do it. You fool! Never interrupt the team! They're in a sprint. They're focused. So no, Jesus! If you want extras, go to the product owner! I am the process enabler. Strong words great, but let the team do the work. That's what they're good at. They deserve being left alone. I take care of that. And do I enjoy doing that? Hell yeah! After we introduced scrum, the productivity of our teams went through the roof. They focused on maximizing value by delivering a new version of our product every two weeks. Rapid value creation is key. Hey! I finished this feature yesterday. The code is done, but we still need to run a tool regression test. Quality is key. I'm sure it works. I'll put it to done. It's not tested. Oh! Done means done! If it's not done, it is not done! Hey! You know that don't mess up the scrum birth! Ian is not only here to enable the process and protect the team. He's also here to facilitate the team and to coach them. He helps them to create the best day possible, every day. Anyone like some coffee? Yeah! Come on, sit up straight. You don't want your back together. Wait, let me help you with that. Nice! There, you must feel well much better now. Enjoy your coffee. Thanks Ian! A scrum master needs to do what needs to be done. I am a facilitator. It's not about me. It's about the team. Anything that needs to be done, I take care of that. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Get up, hold on. Um. Hey Ian, speed up! We're losing power! Working on it! Um, I'm back. Yeah. Ian is a scrum master. He protects the team. He coaches the team. And he ensures that impediments are busted. And do I mind the way he does that? Of course not. It's the end result that counts. It's scrum that makes it work. It's the team that does the work. But still, you do need your scrum master. We're losing power. Don't say it. Come on, I'm on the road. I'm on the road. I'm on the road. I'm on the road. I'm on the road. Yeah. We evolved. By the book, the power of scrum. At Amazon.com, now. Or else, I will be there to pay you a visit. Erroschatter. Awesome! Enough done, enough done. I paid $1,800. Yeah. I got a lot of money.よう利を浮かんだけど