Three little boys were playing in the street when they were hit by a truck. They all went to heaven, and the angel said to them, you weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let each one of you choose what you want to do with your life. You must run and jump on that cloud over there, and as you are flying back to earth, shout what you want to do, and so it shall be. The first boy jumped and shouted, lawyer, and so 20 years later he was a very successful lawyer in town. The second boy jumped and shouted, brain surgeon, and 20 years later he was the best brain surgeon in his field. The third boy went to jump but tripped over his feet and stumbled off the cloud muttering, stupid, clumsy idiot, and so 20 years later he was playing for the Manchester United as a striker.