I pissed my pants, the toilet was just too far. I drank too much, damn beer. I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in, and a piss tried to do my drawers. Right to my Wrangler drawers. I pissed, I pissed, tried to do my drawers. I pissed my pants, the toilet was just too far. I pissed my pants, the toilet was just too far.