I'm not fully for socialist lefties are to have it offended by everything just to stop what do you Monopoly socialism egame that lit the internet world on fire and I got it right here Hasrael has been on a bit of a boomer streak recently with this a monopoly from millennials I mean just judging from the cover clearly this is not a game for socialists which considering all of the competition monopoly has you know board game wise and how no young people actually play monopoly now making a monopoly socialism for socialist would have probably been a good business decision your welcome has bro you gotta go for the youth but before we open it up I'd like to take one second to talk about how ridiculous it was to get this game I was broke when it first started going viral so I have to wait until payday to get it but by then a bunch of new stories had been written about it it got pulled off the shelf and all these scalpers have taken all the copies of this sixteen dollar board game and started selling it for over a hundred dollars they didn't do anything except have the money to invest before anyone else and now they're raking in all of the profits if that's on a great example of capitalism I don't know what is all right it's the moment you all have been waiting for oh man I can't believe they revealed a roster for monopoly socialism we have typewriter record player pocket watch telephone telephone junior television and the lenin's grave what do these have to do with socialism again so like regular socialism you still roll the die move around the board collect money and chance cards you know the drill but it shuffles things up a bit according to the rules there are no properties in this game instead they're replaced by community projects you have open minds library health care for all hospital together we rise bakery which is super dope if you two fells you already know what I'm gonna be doing and so on yeah they all emanate like off the charts boomer levels but hey they're kind of fun I can't get mad at that the pass go is now collect a living wage I love it the chance cards on the other hand yes minimum wage increase sucks to be a small business owner pay the bank your neighbor's son gets into college our community covers tuition thanks socialism dude this is literally fox news the board game what the fuck this game is filled with things like this but but hey maybe actually playing it is fun I don't know so I dragged my girlfriend into this and now we're gonna play the game together so we'll see if it's any good all right so I'm gonna be lenin's grave and who are you gonna be what is there there is music play uh micro wave what no it's a TV it's a TV all right let's go fuck so we don't really have any money left so I guess I guess that's it this is fucking over it's it's been like a little bit over an hour and I thought monopoly was supposed to take forever what the fuck this game fucking sucks this game sucks has bro apparently this is how it is by design because your community fund only has one thousand eight hundred forty eight dollars because that's when the communist manifesto was released but now the fucking game sucks has bro I spent one hundred dollars on this it's even worse than regular monopoly and that's a huge accomplishment if you're conservative and you made it all the way through the video hear me out this isn't socialism it's a mockery it's made in bad faith and it combines 20th century stereotypes against unions and the Soviet Union with modern stereotypes against the left it's not real it's what the opposition thinks socialism is even the rights take on this game is in bad faith new monopoly game triggers liberals bro you made the same video that five other people did and not one left this youtuber has done the same until now but I mean yeah who's the one that's getting triggered bro come on anyway it's obvious that they designed the game to end like this with the community fund going bankrupt the community fund and cooperation is designed to fail because taxes do not go to the community fund they go to the private bank how's that even remotely socialism that's not even a legit parody you can't call it socialism if there's an outside capitalist force who constantly sabotages your efforts to build socialism oh wait maybe that's kind of accurate at this point I'm sure we all know the story of the landlords game the board game was designed by Elizabeth Maggie in 1903 she was a georgis which to summarize it in one sentence and piss off all the actual georgists it's a political philosophy that holds that no individual should profit off the land it belongs to all of us the game was meant to be an educational game to teach people why ownership of land leads to the landowners getting richer and the renters getting poorer the inevitable reality of this system is massive inequality and poverty on one side and on the other a total monopoly then came Charles Darrow who saw the game was popular among lectwing intellectuals and wanted a piece of the pie except he was a diehard capitalist and he did what all diehard capitalist stew steal so he made his own version monopoly a celebration of American values he actually got rejected the first time he tried to get it to park her brothers has row subsidiary to buy his game because it was quote unquote too complicated too technical and it took too long to play yeah they had the right idea eventually though parker bros smelled the cash and thought maybe we want some of that and bought the rights to Darrow's monopoly except uh oh in 1935 they learned he wasn't the original creator so like all of good business people they told him to double down on the lie bought the rights to Maggie's version and all other variations and tried to force their way into legitimacy Maggie held a few interviews defending her position as the OG creator but it was too late the company began crafting a myth about Darrow and the origins of the game by 1970 the real history was forgotten instead most people believed that the original creator of monopoly was a modest Pennsylvania gentleman who created a masterpiece sold the rights and lived peacefully off the royalties but it's not real it's a lie just like monopoly socialism it's a mythology we get told to justify the status quo and here's the kicker they had to invent a private bank and artificially limit the starting money to make sure monopoly socialism ends in failure for all but regular monopoly also ends with everyone losing except for one person and they didn't have to invent anything it's a fairly accurate representation of how land ownership tends to go in the United States most land is owned by a small number of individuals and small families that's how it's supposed to work so viewer do you want an accurate monopoly socialism rule set here you go find other monopoly sets and take all their money and put it into the community fund and also get rid of the private bank you think i'm joking but i'm not the 1848 limit is an arbitrary one and meant to end in failure the u.s. is the richest country in the history of the planet and if we started the game with a community fund that reflected that all the projects would get built and everybody would win so please stop believing the billionaires who tell you cooperation is a bad thing because cooperation between the working people is probably the only thing they're afraid of but before you go guess who lives in the most unequal time in the u.s. since the Great Depression and has to pay rent this guy i'm revving up the engines on my channel and i'm releasing three videos every month from now on and to support this i'm officially announcing my patreon for its release month if you sign up for five dollars or more you get a cool comrade canine sticker design tbd want to be a puppy prince or a canine commander or the elusive hound king all the subs are extremely worth it so please go go go check it out this video was brought to you 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