With this year's tagline of a WrestleMania goes Hollywood! You certainly would have been faulted if you were expecting some type of big-time extravaganza. But a couple of weeks out from WrestleMania 39, are you really feeling like that? I mean, if the reports are accurate, I can certainly understand why they are. Triple H wanting fewer matches on this year's show. Yeah, I kind of get it. Because as I look at this match card a couple of weeks out, it looks pretty mid! Yeah, really mid. And I don't think it's the fact that the Rocks are not going to wrestle Roman Reigns at WrestleMania. No, that's not it. That'd have been nice, but that's not it. I don't think it's the, well, you don't have Sami Zayn facing Roman Reigns in some way, shape or form for the championship at WrestleMania. No, that's not it either. It's just, you look at this year's show and there's just something missing. I think some of it is certainly star power. Some of it is just certainly interesting stories and feuds heading into it. Like, I pulled up last year's match card for WrestleMania. I was looking at the whole card. Obviously, you remember some key matches, some key highlights. But, like, you look at night one at WrestleMania last year. You had Logan Paul in the Miz, tagging up against the Mysterios. Like, that ended up being a really good spotlight and showcase for Logan Paul, right? Bianca Belair, taking on a defeating Becky Lynch for the RAW Women's Championship. Big moment for Bianca Belair. You had the rumored and reported return of Cody Rhodes to WWE. And that was a big feel moment for last year's show. You forget about Charlotte Flair and Round of Rousey, because that stunk to high hell. But your main event at night one was Stoke Olfstein taking on Kevin Owick. You had freaking stoke-old at WrestleMania in a match for the first time in God knows how long. Since 2003, in an actual full-on match, that was night one. And then, like, night two, you had that great anything goes match between Johnny Knoxville and Sammy Zane. You had Edge and AJ Styles. You had Pat McAfee. Take a God-Austin Theory and then Vince McMahon is working at WrestleMania. And he's actually getting in the ring for a match. Like, it's fucking Vince, you know what I mean? And then Austin's coming out, because you know eventually there's going to lead to something with Austin. And then you had Roman taking on Brock for the championship. And Roman wins it all. Like, last year's show, heading into it. And you probably could call me a hypocrite. I'm sure if you go back and look and be like, I'm not looking that much forward to last year's show. That was probably- I have something I absolutely said. So I feel a bit of hypocrite if I'm saying it again. But it's the way I feel. Like, I look at Cody Rhodes vs. Roman Reigns. It does feel like a pay-per-view main event for WWE. But at this moment in time, it doesn't feel like a WrestleMania main event. This feels more like a secondary pay-per-view main event, just my opinion. You got some star power certainly for the women. You've booked Trish Stratus and Lita for WrestleMania. Nice little nostalgia play there. But they're in a six-woman tag match, which also includes Becky Lynch and Bailey. Which really feels like a poor utilization of resources. Just that whole story there just doesn't grab me. It doesn't excite me. Just like, frankly, the story between Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns. Personally, for me, does not grab me. Does not really get me excited. You got Brock Lesnar facing almost. And the best thing I could say about it is, at least Brock said no brother to pray why it. What else can you really say? Obviously, the visual of this seven foot plus mother fucker look at down at Brock Lesnar. You know who is behind that. Oh, can you imagine? That's such good shit. It's the city versus the cowboy. Yeah! You already know that's Vince McMahon 100% of the way. But yeah, again, that just doesn't really strike me. Austin Therry and John Cena. Nah. That feels more to me of a downgrade for John Cena than it does an upgrade. An elevation of Austin Therry just by a pity. I'm sure Gunther versus what will likely be. Shameless, a Drew McIntyre. That match will probably fuck at WrestleMania, but the build up to it has really stunk to me. Both of the women's title matches are incredibly underwhelming to different degrees. Oscar versus Bianca. It's the better match, I think, as the way it's going to play out with the story. Oh, we're going to play Keep Away with the Belt. Meh. And don't even get me started on fucking Rhea Ripley versus Charlotte Flair. That should be a total squash job by Rhea Ripley. She should destroy Charlotte Flair. Let her have her mommy moment at WrestleMania. Why? Because Charlotte Flair absolutely fucking sucks. And the fact that that is seemingly being positioned to be the night one main event is a goddamn joke. How in the hell could you have it with a straight face? Look at me and tell me that Rhea Ripley versus Charlotte Flair deserves the main event night one of WrestleMania over Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens versus the Usos. Like seriously, real talk. The company is revolved around the bloodline story life for the year for a year. The company is revolved around Sami Zayn and his involvement with the bloodline for a fucking year. Those guys involved with that story, not just Sami Zayn but others. They deserve that night one main event slot at WrestleMania. Charlotte Flair fucking does not. You want to send the people home happy? Here's a news last. Don't count on Charlotte Flair and a goddamn big spot at WrestleMania because she don't damn deliver. Unbelievable. Yeah, both of those women's title matches to me. No interest at all. You got Edginson Valorant, Hell and a Cell. Okay. Obviously the story at least calls for it. So that's a positive compared to how the Hell and a Cell has been used in recent years. However, this is just the type of feud I've never really been much into. The match could certainly be great just as long as Edg wins as all I care about but I'm not really like emotionally invested in it. I'm really not. Like when I look at it, the three matches I'm most excited about for WrestleMania right now, one of them is involving Dominic Guerrero, I mean Mysterio, against Ray Mysterio. You've been building to this one forever and I'd go back almost two fucking decades, the latter match for custody of Dominic. It's Eddie Sun vs Ray, and you'll never tell the otherwise. So yeah, you fucking hyped up for that. The only way this would have been better is if they really would have went with Ray as like the overbearing baseball dad, the overbearing A.E. you did, that would have fucking set this over the moon. Logan Paul vs Seth Rollins, Seth Rollins, Seth Rollins, this is the non-bloodline match that I'm most excited for at WrestleMania. I really wish Bad Bunny was on this show this year, that would have fucked too, right? Shit, you might have done Logan Paul vs Bad Bunny, why the hell not? But Logan Paul vs Seth Rollins, if this match sucks, I'll be stunned. If this match doesn't fuck, I'll be even more stunned. Like the heat is there, you could just feel the chemistry like I'm legitimately, legitimately interested in this one. So yeah, that I'm really excited for. I'm actually more excited for Logan Paul vs Seth Rollins than I am Cody Rhodes vs Roman Reigns to which some of you are going to say, that's because you're afraid your tribal chief, your hero is going to lose to Cody Rhodes. No, it's not even that. I just don't think the story's there. It's just not interesting enough to me. When I've seen Cody Rhodes come out and help a Sami Zayn, it leads me more to believe that I want to see Cody Rhodes team up with Sami Zayn. At WrestleMania, they need to take on the Usos. Not Sami Zayn team up with Kevin Owens. It's been distracting in some ways, so I'm just not bought into it. And even if they have Roman drop the strap, well I think it's stupid at that particular moment of time. Abs of fucking Lootly, while I rant a little bit about it, absolutely. Well, I get over it very quickly. Abs of fucking Lootly. But I'm more interested in Logan Paul vs Seth Rollins than I am Cody Rhodes vs Roman Reigns. And then obviously the match are probably most emotionally invested in his Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens vs Usos. Is that even officially announced yet? I'm probably just projected at this point. But that might not even be the main event of night one. The matches that I'm the most excited about or the potential matches I'm most excited about won't even be the main event. That's a problem. I don't know how we're ever thinking about WrestleMania 39 now. Where a couple weeks out, like you guys really really excited about this? Am I alone in thinking that this card looks pretty damn mid this year? Because I just go up and down the card and I say, man, I really feel like something is missing. And what I really think that something is is honestly it's big time star power. You have some star power on this show? I'm not trying to under sell that. You do have Cena, you do have Lesnar, you do have Edge, you do have Roman obviously. And even Cody feels like a star not nearly to the level of those other guys I just mentioned. So you have some star power. You have Logan Paul obviously. But one of the most interesting acts on your show and likely to be one of your best matches on the show is a fucking YouTube guy. You got some problems here. I'm just saying. So I hope this show in a couple of weeks is going to deliver and kick ass on both nights. But I'm not feeling great about it right now. It feels like it's going to be a mid-ass show.