You've obviously clicked on because you need tips on how to survive an Australian summer. Usually being a guy with the information to help many many people I would come at a price, but not today folks. Here's a little panel through cover to get you on your way. When it is bloody warm, sink your teeth into one of these. Great shout, who's with me? Who's with me? On the contrary, if you want to be a little bit dippy, sink your teeth into one of these. Oh yeah, now I'm just rotating the strike, but never, ever try to replace them. The paddle pop, it's not the same. A magnum, it's not the same. A couple of ice blocks and some lemon soda. We're getting warmer. The little rookie areas I see from people trying to survive an Australian summer. If you ever do this, if you ever do this, you are a calamity. Always wear some feet protection. Oh, we can walk on the grass till we get to the beach. That's a great idea. I will walk on the concrete till we get to the beach. Why don't you walk on these? It was said that you would protect your feet, not burn them. I hate you. I hate myself too. I do. Oh yeah, it's very nice. Can you get me to the hospital? If it gets too unbearable, try to survive an Australian summer, I suggest you invest in one of these. The aircon? Yeah, well the aircon's good too, but I was talking more of the wall. You know, a lot of protection. It keeps the wall on the wall there, but aircon's good call. Aircon's a great call. On a serious note, guys, it's really important to slip-sop slap when you go out, except when it's clear. Obviously, because there's no sun, so it's pretty much like going out at night. No, don't even wear a shirt. Don't be silly. Don't be silly. You'll be right. Oh shit, you're a dickhead. Are you alright? You said when it's clear, I don't need sunscreen. How do I fix it? The only thing that will help you now, mate, is Alavira. Alavira spray, but we don't have any. I've had six KNs, so I'm not driving anywhere. I'll cop it really. You'll learn. You'll learn. Tell me when it starts to peel. It's my favourite time.