I just did a whole intro and I can't even have a battery inside of it or an SD card so Congrats Max congrats Happy Friday happy Friday. It's Friday if you can tell I just a happy Friday So you probably should have and because it's Friday it means I'm Cool as fuck. I mean look at me. I got the song glasses on today is a good day It's a very good day. I have a very fun video today. I should probably see about the time Today I'm gonna be trying to do stand up comedy and I think it's real so I can get a zoom call with my friends later I'm gonna try out my skills V8 V VE day is V day today 75 years. It's a yeah, no, you know good bit of history So I'm gonna be celebrating that today. I think my mom made some scones. This is day. What is it? Day 35? No, it's not stay 30 next week would be The Should do actually no where my ink. There we go. What way what way? Hey Siri? What's gonna be the date in next week this time next week? It's Monday the 11th of May 2020. It'll be the 11th of May when this comes up Wait, is that true? That's not true. So Siri was gonna be the date in seven days What's gonna be the date in seven days wait? I think I'm not wrong. I think this is coming up wait hang on this is coming Oh This is coming up my birthday. That means that this is my birthday. This is my birthday video To forget today I'll turn 18 today I turn 18. I forgot to do to me It's my big 18. I'm 18 today Well not today today today today the actual day of the upload to any second of May my god Oh, surely there's gonna be another video coming out today It's it should be another video coming out today. Oh my god. That's insane. Oh, it's a Thousand subscribers that'd be awesome, but as I said, I'm sure there's gonna be a very special video coming up Like man, I'm so I'm so worried about growing up like I'm really really worried about growing up scary Finn growing up Okay, let's You know, it's done a comedy. How would you do this and but I've only done one proper stand-up thing? I want you know that I go to a stage school called K. Arts have done work for the middle past I kind of experience growing up going through like theater schools and diet I love sport, but then I always a really like theater. I'm a bit weird I kind of liked both Football and Saturdays and then theater on Sundays one of my friends Connor you may have seen them on on the channel And we just each have every single day so two summers ago I had a show for my old stage school CPA was unfortunately no longer here Alex as some of you know Alex Robinson I'm really really good friend of mine. I want my best mates You may have seen him in like a bunch of my films like natural selection, strange encounter He's been in a bunch of stuff aeroplane food that we've done together a comedy skit account on Instagram a bit before it's time We did panso together. That was the first time I met you We did panso together and then we went to save stage school and and we decided in our one of our oldies We wanted we thought we would ask to do stand-up comedy kind of as compared of the show near the end Just say thank you to all our teachers somehow we managed to do it and Obviously audience is quite hard to get an audience reaction in the matter that shows But the evening shows is pretty good. I'd say it went down pretty well. Yeah, we wrote it and performed it together And I was the only time I've really done stand-up So this is me trying to write stand-up. So let's just give it a shot right I think a good place to start off is I'm quite self-critical myself So if I use that to my advantage, I don't really get offended easily I'm so used to criticism and receiving it, you know, the years I've been on YouTube I just it's just I don't really care think one of the things I've learned the most is picking out what criticism and feedback is worthwhile so like knowing what criticism is good criticism to take on and what's serious and what's not serious and if Where do we start it? Right, okay, I think this is gonna be living to my friends. I got to think how they would It's March later on the day. I'm sorry to break it to you. It's been a very busy busy day But I'm gonna perform my stand-up. It's not a lot. It's very short. I'm right I'm gonna try and add some more drugs to it, but I'm gonna start a Zoom call for really faces You may know brown if you've been sticking around the channel for a bit. Right It's up. That's how long it takes for people to start joining. So I have a basis here I want to say really it's just about the reactions of the boys Josh Hello, you can't you can't hear me There we go. Hello. Thank you for joining me today 50 Shades of Alex Gray I have Josh the ginger in my own, but I've spent all day writing this so I don't like I'm hoping to make you laugh Are you completely naked? I'm recording boys. So um, Lads, you've all been summoned to hear my stand-up As you know, I'm quite notorious for not being funny. I think that's kind of my role in the group So be the not funny one and just kind of ruin every joke possible. I'm aware of this. Yeah, today I'm gonna be trying some stand-up material which likes to introduce yourselves very quickly I haven't got a lot of time left in this video. Hello, I'm Scott. I'm eating a chocolate duck I'm Alexander Hi on that. Hi, I'm Alex nice to meet you guys Hi, I'm Josh The shit In the auditorium, so far from laughter, it's the smooth one. We get to that when I'm after mute you That wasn't actually one of the jokes. I haven't started yet. If you don't mind Alexander Let's get going. I'm extra and This is can someone stop making fun? This is quite funny, Max. You're doing really well So I'm extra to this is some my stand-up. I hope you enjoy and um go for it. Oh no I can't really force you. So you may know me as the Chubby Asmatic with flaky skin That's fine. I really don't care Because I really don't care because Italian restaurants I'll have to call it over the way to perform Jean-Cheese I just have to wait for my girlfriend to go in the toilet See that would be actually a good joke if I had a girlfriend Unfortunately, I'm severely alone Okay, okay I have a pino allergy Um if I'm never mentioned it before Uh other kids at Halloween are scared of Chucky or Zombies I was scared of Mr. T. Chase and me down with the Snickers bar um Um Don't make that face Harry um I'm also Asmatic again if I haven't mentioned it ever before Meaning two things Number one, I have the lungs of a 57 year old who smoke and number two Maxwell laughing the most right now Well, so it's not looking like I'm gonna be losing it anytime soon. I mean look at me. I'm gonna play your song. Yes All right, Matt take your time. Don't worry about it I'm telling you I'm carrying on the toilet. Please put it in the video I have to recite it again I Know Okay, okay, give me a location. Give me a location London South East Film Festival Where if we're gonna just get in really fucked up. Okay, okay, here we go That film was Thank you. Thank you for watching the video If you enjoyed my stand, I'm sure to to let me know we're looking to my camera. Yeah You heard sent to weeks it's coming out on my birthday. Oh, no So thank you for watching as always make sure you subscribe and check out my other videos Also drop a like on the video if you liked it Um, I wouldn't play with you if you didn't like the video today Oh, I so be says that you don't have to because I can't make you but oh, thank you for watching I'll see you on I'll see you on Monday. I have some fun soft-line for next week See you guys