Wake up, wake up, get out of bed Time to start a brand new day Where AFF's just having fun But we never know what this day will bring Don't know if I'll get to crash, get to crash Get invited to the day Head is like a roller coaster, heart is like a merry-go-round Round, round, round, round In a wake at the end of the day We're all gonna be okay We're money Wake up, wake up, wake up, please, dear She starts! Oh, really? Nope, false alarm It was really more of a rustle Oh my gosh! It's the cute vampire guy from all those books and movies you like What are you doing here, cute vampire guy from all those books and movies? He's the likes Hmm, don't know actually Someone told me there were some eligible ladies to be found a 22 maple drive But I don't see any around Maybe they're all sleeping in such I'm so happy to see you But I don't see any around Maybe they're all sleeping in such I'm so handsome and complex in such Someone talking about how handsome and complex I am Oh my gosh! Hazel, you gotta wake up The actual vampire guy is here In this room! No joke! What? What are you doing here like for real? Well, I was coming home from my nightly wanderings But then I smelled something so enticing I had to stop Uh oh Toaster sausage waffles When you get a craving for something so unholy and delicious, sink your fangs into a toaster sausage waffle Now with that it's transferred Wow, if that doesn't wake her up Regina, do you know what I think? This has been the weirdest morning ever and it's not even seven o'clock yet I think we're gonna have to get her there whether she's awake or not But she's total coma pie Hey Wait! Leave the vampire Oh take the sausage waffles