Hello, welcome back to 30 Seconds High Five. I'm Keith. And this week, oh boy, do I have some awfulness to tell you about? Let me just read the description from Wikipedia here. The Baron Trump novels are two children's novels written in 1889 and 1893 by the American author and lawyer, Ingersoll Lockwood. They remained obscure until 2017 when they received media attention for perceived similarities between their protagonist and US President Donald Trump. Yeah, that's the only reason I heard about it and the only reason I sought these out to read them. I only read the first one, but man, it was bad. It's a collection of stories about the adventures of this little kid who considers himself the greatest genius in the world. And so is his dog. And the stories are just terrible. They're very poorly written. And every story is the same. He goes to some unexplored continent. He finds a lost race of people who are so far separated from the rest of human race that they have physical differences that are really bizarre. The King's daughter falls in love with him and wants to keep him. And he has to escape by betraying the King. The same thing happens over and over again. It's just really boring, really badly written. One thing that people are freaked out about is in the second book, apparently he travels to the 20th century or the 21st century and becomes president of the United States. Anyway, I don't recommend these. The only reason you should look these up or have any interest in them at all is because of the weirdness factor, but they're bad books. I'm telling you. Thank you for watching this week and please come back next week. And please become a sponsor. Follow the link in the description below and on screen here where you can make a monthly pledge or a one-time donation to help me make these videos. See you next week.