Hitler killed six million Jews and two clowns. Who are the two clowns? No one ever cares about the Jews. LAUGHTER A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff. What's wrong? Why are you crying? The boy points down the cliff. Mummy and daddy are in the car that went over the edge. The priest kneels down, looks at the young boy and says, it's really not your day, is it? LAUGHTER What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog. So what? That's better than my brother's going to be. I'm not going to lie. That's... I'm okay with that one.