The original Star Wars trilogy used to be pretty hot shit, but now it's Lord of the Rings turn. Adam thinks Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars, I find his lack of faith disturbing. Erragorn, Gimli, Legolas, Frodo, Fat Rudy, Agent Smith with long hair, Saruman, Saruman, this list goes on and on to the break of dawn. There's no question Lord of the Rings has the ultimate cast. You can't really tell me that the Lord of the Rings cast is better than Star Wars. It started Elijah Wood and the Kid from the Goonies. Star Wars has one of the most memorable cast and movie history. It was the making of Harrison Ford's career as Han Solo. Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Darth Vader, Trabaka, C3PO, R2D2, Yoda. Of course he's going to debate with me that Yoda walking up a baby is more realistic than Gollum or even a better character. He's got another thing coming. Troubled Adam sounds. A healthy dose of the force he needs. Okay, first off, I don't know what the f*** that just was. That was a terrible impression. Sound like a cross between Arnold and Kermit the Frog. But technically, no point was made there. What I'm getting at, smiegel slash Gollum perfectly fleshed out character. He's got the yang and the yang. He's in a crossroads between his personalities. I feel like Adam brushed over the Tyler a little bit Lord of the Rings and I know why. She is basically under there to cry. I can only imagine what it's like to live with her. Hey, I'm going to step out and go hunting here. Are you okay with your act? Oh my god, you're crying again. Um, I don't know what to do. They actually found a real cool Christmas tree. I think we cut it down, put some lights on it, you know, have a nice little fire. Oh my god, you're crying again. Um, what did I say? Darth Vader's intimidating, talking through a scuba mask. But the real villain, Sauron. Why Sauron? Because he's always watching. Looking. Lingerie. You dare test the power of the dark side, spying. Gaze. What the hell? Y'all. Y'all. Oh my god, was that necessary? Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine, the two greatest villains in sci-fi history period. When it comes to story, nothing beats an original tale meant to be a movie. Lord of the Rings was an adaptation of a great book to turn into a 12 hour nature walk through New Zealand. It's basically a special on PBS. Gandalf, yes, this way. If you look over here, you'll see the eye of Sauron. It's quite a treat. He's constantly watching and you'll beat up and sweat because of the fiery eyes and everything. We also have some birds, one of Sauromons, many spies. Yes, there are two different people, Sauron and Sauromon. Just follow along. We have a long ways to go. We have extended edition here. Star Wars was great when I was a kid. And it's still a fun little flick. But I've grown up. And now I need something more mature to tickle my ****. A battle between good and evil, light side and dark side, the symbolism and Star Wars is unmatched even today. Every single scene had a purpose to the movie. I didn't feel like I was waiting around for anything. Frodo is shoulder with a terrible burden. The greatest burden of all outside of having children. And that's destroying the one ring to rule them all. With just a small little band of misfits, they have to go through forests, ravines, hills and plains and creeks and valleys. It's basically everything New Zealand has to offer. You can find it all in the tours and brochures called Lord of the Rings. If you come with me a little further on the tour, you'll see Legolas up their firing Samarrows. Yeah, it's actually a douche. But you know, he could kill you with one shot. So let's be cool. Let's be cool. We'll be wherever cool here. When I watch Star Wars, I know inside that none of the main characters are going to die, they're all going to save the world at the end of the day. Lord of the Rings, however, if you hadn't read the book like me because I'm illiterate, you would know that anything goes. And that's what I loved about it. At any moment, a key character can just die. A key example that comes to mind is when Gandalf gets taken down by the ballrog. Only to come back to life like Frosty, the snowman, because nobody in the Lord of the Rings ever dies. How about Obi-Wan Kenobi giving himself up to teach Luke a lesson in the lightsaber duel with him and Vader? Go back and watch that. It's the equivalent of two guys shaking hands with lightsabers. I've seen better sword fighting an immense bathroom with a complete stranger. I'm referring to penis interaction. From the story to the special effects, Lord of the Rings owes Star Wars for everything. I'm not a boss. Somebody better call 3M because the effects of Star Wars don't hold up. 3M is an adhesive company. Hello TR on the other hand, LOTR short for Lord of the Rings seamlessly combines CGI and realistic props to make one cohesive film. In the effects category, there was nothing before Star Wars. Larry Cuba actually wrote the 3D technology for the filming of Star Wars. The same technology really got used two years later in Alien. So I think what Corey's getting at is, although we really respect what George Lucas did, it looks like shit today. The sound effects were just amazing in Star Wars. Everything from the R2D2 noises to even Moss Liesley's Cantina songs. I'm going to do something I've never done before and that's give Corey Juan Canoby a win in a category and that's for music. Lord of the Rings has fantastic music. It's some of the best music around, but Star Wars has been ramming that shit down my ear for the last 30 plus years. So you know what, it's going to win. I've stayed in my case and now I've come to you at the turn of the tide to make yours for me. It is, that Lord of the Rings is the superior film. It's the superior franchise. Look what George Lucas has done over the years to Star Wars. Do you want to leave that with your kids to see or do you want to show them something good, something memorable, something that lasts? That's Lord of the Rings. Star Wars is one of the most well-rounded sci-fi, slash fantasy trilogies in the history of movies. It stood the test of time. Up against a bunch of other trilogies like Matrix and Lord of the Rings, it still holds up. Search your feelings, movie-few-the-viewers. You know this to be true. Why are you crying? I feel like I need to add this relationship right now. This is not working for me. Hey, we're going to the shiter to get some, oh, fuck, she's crying still, isn't she? Yeah, she's still crying. She's not crying. She just says, she's been there for what, 12 hours now? Yeah, that's all she does. I was talking to her dad the other day. She is just an awful individual. I mean, her dad, Steve. Steve and Taylor. Yeah.