Let me tell you about men. Is like they are trouble from the day they were born. Men are made from frogs and snails and puppy dog tails. That's why they smell stink so all the time. You know why I have to bathe so regular? Because I am woe man and man stinks. If I was just woe instead of woe man then I would never have to bathe. Man is like a rash. You scratch him and he come unhardle. They just don't bat a hen when a woman don't like them. I admit that was not funny but this one is. Why did the chicken poop in the house? Because the man was lying on the floor and the chicken said well well, looks like this is the poop stop. What a big lump of poop. I am sure he won't mind my little loadry on top him. Got it? Men are lazy. Marry him with a six pack and in two days you end up with a case his belly gets so big it looks like a beer factory dot when you marry him his belly. Was ripped. Then he sat down on the couch watching TV and when you look at his belly you swear he's pregnant man his belly is big. You have to knock yourself in the head and say, did I marry him? He looks like saint Nick. I did not know it was Christmas already. I am glad I am a woman. Because I am sexy. Look at me how good looking I am. I am the bomb. Talking about bomb have you ever talked to someone who's breath as deep bomb. I mean man why can't you use toothbrush and toothpaste? He looked at me and asked, have those been invented yet where does he live and things stinks like he kissed a scunk all night. The man like he did not brush his mouth in years. He did not brush for so long I could see pieces of dinosaur chops in his mouth. I even swear I saw characters from the ice age running around boy I now understand why that movie is taking so long to come out. Wash your mouth man. Before he could open his mouth to ask anything else I said bye bye. And walk away because I want to live. I am woman and proud. I glad I is not a man. I am a woman.