Before adding locks to the doors, would you mind fixing the leaking pipe? I can fix this here, leaking no time! Super! Just chill us here, ESG score and we can get started. He wants me ESG what now? ESG stands for Environmental, Social and Corporate Governance. Investors use ESG to screen companies before they invest in them. Supposedly a way to incentivize them to act responsibly. Let me guess. By act responsibly, they mean act like a liberal arts student's fantasy of what a CEO should be. Pretty much. Sounds like some New World Order slopped to me! And when a glorious New World Order it will be when our supreme ESG leaders force us our eyes under every man, woman and child. They're forcing serotonin re-uptake inhibitors under the populace! No, no, not those SRIs. Socially responsible investing. That means taking into account company policies related to things like social justice and die. Diversity, inclusion and equity. Eugh! Let's total up your score. How diverse is your workforce? My workforce is just me. Well that's not good, unless perhaps you're a woman of color? Run, what we seek care about is whether he can do the job. What about his environmental impacts, Sarah? He rides an alligator, which pollutes the atmosphere with methane and very low ESG. What's anything that's got to do with my business? It's simple. If you don't hold the correct views, you don't deserve to work. Then find someone more ESG-dupped to fix your stupid pipe. I'm sure a hero will be by to save me any minute. And if that hero's ESG scores below 30, I'd rather drown. Thank you so much for watching. Please like, share and subscribe to the channel. Also check out the links in the description because we bring the receipts and leave a comment below. We'll see you on the next wonderful, exhilarating episode of Common Sense Cellbox. Check it out.