Hi everyone! Today we're looking back on how I had fabulous hair at one point. I don't know where it all went, but I genuinely used to have great hair. Ah, those were the days. Bura! There I am! Look how manly I look! Yes, I remember this time when the giant hair took over my body and I ended up destroying the entire world. At least I think that's the sub-sword. Ah, Jimbo! Can I go wrong with Jimbo? This episode's brought to you by Jimbo. Jimbo is in everything. If you need something, you go to Jimbo! Ah-ha! Cleanest day I was born! What is that? Gosh, this is but worse. When anybody starts shaving, they know there's always that one strand of hair. I just never, never wants to go away. And apparently this one just likes to become more. Oh man, this is a bummer. Just dragging this whole thing around. That's got to be heavy. Is there a girl down there? Oh my gosh, we did act! What a perfect scenario! See, things always work out even if some mouthworm here decides to almost take over your body. I'm glad I didn't get pulled in with that. See, it's all about that upper body strength. You know, Pennsylvania's jack, do you remember? Yeah! I'm a hero! Yeah, I know everyone's here to know. Hey everybody, yeah! Wow, I even got on the paper? Wow! Whoa, they had a hole assembly in my honor! Wow, look at that head! Look at that giant herbys! It's beautiful, I am the number one! I'm number one! Oh, y'all, you've seen nothing yet, check this out! What am I gonna do? Is that what that's called? Ooh, a cookbook clock! Oh, what am I doing now? What am I about to do? Last show over there, some stringy things over here, some magic over there, and boom! The solar system! Yeah, be impressed everybody. Be impressed, hold on. Did you take that back real quick? Was that crocodile, Dundee? Oh hey! Look, he's right there! There's pencil-masters, granny! There's tall guy! Oh, my buddies are here to support me! Yeah! And my new Harry endeavors! They're gonna shake that in the buddy! I actually, I'm starting to remember this now, I think this is about to get all cut short. Why does this always happen when I'm in front of a bunch of people? Oh, is everyone deaf? I don't know what power this has. I guess the hair was a little shy. Stage fright, baby. Hey, Mayor, what's going on? You don't have to take that! I still saved the girl! Aw, man. I'd be bummed out too, man! I just did all that work, and I was just, you know what? That's messed up! That's an allegory to the real world. Some people just care about your looks. Some people care about what you could do for them. In the end, they're gonna abandon you the minute you lose your giant self-controlling hair. Self-centive hair. That's just real! Oh, it's back! You came back? Oh, my gosh, it's all good! My buddy's back! My buddy hair! My Harry buddy! Yay! Happy ending! Oh, wow, I look like a Sasquatch! Is that me? Yes, that's me. Gosh, look at that dude's hair! Aw, man! And he has a pizza face. Aw, this is a bummer. I've always wished I had great hair. I never could figure it out. Look at that! Aw, then I could get some ladies with an afro to like me too! Man, what's going on? What's that? That's a little gross, but you know, whatever you gotta make do with what you got, you know? Whoa, jackpot! My number one wish on a silver platter dumpster! Oh, man, it's perfect! Yeah, get it in there! Waste not want not, everybody. Waste not want not. I look gross though. I'm not gonna lie, I look really gross. Aw, look how charming those two are. They're so happy. Aw, but check this out, you never seen a dude like this before, did you? Yeah! I'm forward back and forth. Dude, that guy had a beard. I got in so you're interested in me, but you know what? That's just because I need up my game, I bet. Do I got any more? I do! Yeah, I know where this is going. I'm a smart boy. I know what's happening. I mean, because after all, I am the smartest dude in town. Oh, these guys good. Hey guys, I'm even doing it before! Check it out! Yeah! Oh, it's perfect. Look at that! Looks like a lumberjack! Yeah! That hair whip, that beard whip, that everybody with a beard knows to have. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Those are actual sex watches. Just walking down the street. Wow! Yeah, now they're not gonna be too impressed with my sweet locks if their entire body is covered in sweet locks. But now it's so am I! I'm the best of everything! Yeah! I'm shitting like crazy though. I made some new friends! Gosh, being hairy is just the best! Hold on, now I can get it cut off! Now I can get it all cut off! Wait a minute. Hold on. Do you have two dumpsters? Do you really have that much hair to get rid of? That's not, yeah, that's not the dumpster I chose this from. What's this dumpster then? What's going on? Hair be gone? Oh, that sounded painful! Hold on, I don't like where this is going. Pensamus, what's still with the laffy taffy covered in hair? That's super not cool man! What's going on? What's going on? Oh geez! Oh no, oh no! Say it ain't so dude! Oh, gross! Gosh, I don't even want to think about where all that hair's been. Well, check it out! We're partying with Gingerbread Men today. I like that! Ah yes. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. And today, I like that! Ah yes, what are my mini hobbies? I am also a baker. I'm a fantastic baker. I'm a connoisseur of baked goods. And if you don't know what connoisseur means, look it up! Because I don't know either of the time I had it. Look at this, this looks delicious! And so adorable! Gosh, I'm so talented, I swear. Put it in the oven, I'm going to let that sit. Ah, there we go! Ah man, I can't wait to just devour this... This... This dancing gingerbread, I'm not eating this now, this is my new friend! Wow, look how happy he is! Look at him party and he's got some moves! Oh, and he's going to help me bake more! He's going to help me bake more gingerbread men! Yeah! Wow, he's really good at this! It's like he's done this before. I didn't even have to teach him anything, and he's still dancing! Yeah! I know we're dancing together! Yeah! Is he okay? He's alive! He's alive too! Fantastic! Yeah, and they're both dancing! Ah yeah, we got a little gingerbread party going on now! Yeah! These guys are really cool, I'm really glad I made you guys, and I'm glad I didn't eat you before I thought. Okay, well that's kind of rude, that's my house! They just kicked me out! They're just going to kick me out! I'm just going to accept that, they just kicked me out of my own home! Those were supposed to be a delicious snack in the end at all. Where did they get a card? Was that the same gingerbread? Oh, that's not good! That's not good! Hey, that's someone who's mailboxed, now he's not going to be able to get that mail! Oh, that guy's just delivering the paper, that's fine. Oh! Okay, this could be completely unrelated to what I was doing, you know, this can't be my fault or anything, I was just, oh, what the heck! Let's mess up! Don't trip Granny! Mini-P! Big guy! They're attacking! They're, oh, they've burned the whole city to the ground! Here they come! Oh, I guess there's no time to be afraid, this is the job for pencil man! Yeah, beat him up! There we go! BAM! BAM! BOOM! Yeah, I'm going to eat all of you, I should have eaten you before, now I'll teach you. Now I'll teach you. Oh yeah, I've never got to have to do stuff, you know, I don't want to eat crumbs. That's how you get ants! This is how you get ants if you don't clean up. Yeah, take that, take over my city, over my less obese body! I'm talking about, yeah! Well deserved, and delicious apparently, right on! Yeah, well done me, well done, this was a good day, I'm proud of myself. Yeah!