Did you know that if you put a sticker on your car that says, baby on board, the ambulance will rescue you first in case an accident happens? Even if you don't have a child. Unethical life hacks. When you wake up, drink two pints of water. It'll wake you up faster than caffeine. But be careful. In about 20 minutes, you'll be running to the bathroom. And I ain't talking about taking a leak. If you want to read something at work, just copy the whole text and paste it into an empty email sheet. Trust me. No one's going to notice or care. If you have a partner that talks too much, just hug them and say that you want to hear their heartbeat. Not bad, but I got a better one. If you ever forget someone's name, just ask. And when they say it, specify the fact that you were asking for their last name. When ordering a cab, have a note that says you are deaf. This will avoid any form of communication. Even if the driver can speak sign language, he still needs his hands to drive the car. Follow if you want me in loot to do some shower thoughts tomorrow. Loot. Tell them to follow. Follow. That's my girl.