Hey everyone, Duck is here. Today I'm going to be going on Discord and not adding a friend, but instead actually catfishing some people. Now obviously I need to change this appearance because I don't really like this color scheme. Now obviously I can't be rust because that's a dude. Don't ask why I have this mask. Listen, it's a random alt, okay? So of course we just got a search anime and don't ask why these are here. Um, we don't got to talk about why that's there. So we are depressed right now, she, her, you know, currently looking for a partner. And uh, yeah, there we go, you know, this is my profile. We're already in the servers we need. Love Cafe. You already know what we got to do here. We got to get our channels and rules. What's your agenda? Whoa, go to she, why was that on key? What the fuck? So I guess we can just go into chat here and see what's going on. Is that a voice message? Wait, let me listen to this. Ohh. Shocks. I need to turn to goofy at the end, bro. Shocks. This man turned into goofy, you know what, I respect that, that's some nostalgia right there So obviously we gotta go into introductions and uh, holy shit, these people are active as hell Let's steal somebody's layout, you know what, I'll steal this one Okay, here it is Name Olivia gender female Ej 16 Pronouns Sheer Location United States DMs Open Okay Holy shit, look at how many people are typing Alright, we already got three people, who's 3% say I don't even wanna know what's going on in that profile picture Say what? Surprise What is a hushed? What is that? Yo, I show the speed You've honestly my 9 inch... You know what, I'm gonna say sure Sure, I'm only saying that because I know he's probably not gonna send it Since I literally never talked to this guy before Ooh, wait, I'll wave back Look, smash Smash what? What the fuck is this? Is this guy okay? What am I smashing? More like a vana f*** What is wrong with this guy, I just got here Maybe Wow, you really got straight to the point God, I'm so slow at typing Andre wokes What the fuck does he want? I am 16 from Britain, how are you? I'm good Another one? Yo, what is going on here? Yo How are you, Ducky? What hobbies you got? Ducky, why am I Ducky? Ducky? Don't tell me are they already know who I am? I'll tell them the hobbies I have, um Roblox Ew, ew You know what I mean What do you, I know I don't, what are you talking about? How are you? I'm good, do you wanna get to know each other? Well first you gotta get me hard Can't get hard from your profile Well, I know something that may Alright, let me send this guy some fake selfies I think I've done this so much that it's actually normal at this point Because he literally said Well first you gotta get me hard Then I barely even, like it barely even surprised me No, Homo by the way I know this can be annoying But if you guys enjoy this type of content Please consider subscribing Because I do this stuff all the time And these videos take a long time to edit Alright, that's about it Enjoy the video Ooh, nice lips How are you? I'm got, oh wait, hold on Some other guy knew who I was So maybe I should change my way I'm good Ducky, it's the guy Anyway, I'll tell outta you I don't know what a duck guy is, but What should my hype be? I'm 5'1 Yeah, where are you from? United States? Ew I'm almost hard though Some tits would be nice Not gonna lie How older you Your display name says you are depressed Is that truly the case? Yeah My boyfriend left me For another man It hasn't been the same since Let me send an anime crying gift, hold on There we go That's cool, little penguin What the? What does that mean? If he actually knows I'm duck-is, why does it keep playing along? But are you from? United States Who added me? Oh, I don't get out Oh, nice, what are you doing? I'm in bed right now 16 This guy is not 16 There's no fucking way this man is 16 And saying that some tits would be Listen, I'm 17, I'm a minor So this isn't like weird Even though I'm trolling anyway, but still Same, show me you now Let me see what he looks like Cause I send him a pic of me So I am glad to hear your good I'm not good, I'm good I said I'm good, not good You don't know me Alright, let me show, let me show Not JKJK Why not Too so big to get there Just casually ignore his bad shit Damn, how could he be such a jerk Can I hate to be like that He said I was too over And now I'm not gonna say that Maybe I was gonna say overweight But let me think of something more believable That a guy would leave a girl for He sent me pussy stuff Bro, I gotta take this seriously, come on Why is 3% not answer me? Oh he did wait I'm just honest And wouldn't be a big lost the way to pretty one like And why is it the navy Because you have to show me you first Okay, well let me answer the re- Oh he's typing, well let him type I'll go back to him Let me just answer this guy Cool, you are looking for a bf Yeah Who is adding me bro? Who is this? She hurt, we don't need a she hurt I'm catfishing men Okay, can I see you? Bro, I should just keep the tab open And just have the same pick to give them This is getting repetitive Is there anything I can do to help you feel better? Well, I could use a cuddle I'll show you my dick if you showed it So I don't really like my face that much Well, we can do Later, I wanna do face for face right now Duvads You decide you're the dumb Yeah, exactly, you're the man, bro You're the man of this relationship Okay, fight Bet, let me see, let me see this guy's face Let me see the man behind all this risk Come on, show the speed Oh my god, this man is a fetus I know I'm the only one you're older But holy shit, weird pote The earth puss Yeah, no shit, what is he doing? I should lowkey call this guy I'm kinda thinking he's gonna decline this They all do They barely call me I literally have to beg Guys, if I had a nickel For every time I had to edit out somebody who didn't wanna call me I'd have like 10 bucks right now, you can do the math See, look, he's hesitating, he's not gonna fucking do it I'd rather do video chat Whoa, why is this guy taking so long to answer? There's like five other people That I'm waiting to answer for your stupid ass Come on, I showed the speed Well, can I have more proof? I can show another selfie Von Weber you're making a heart with your hands Let me send him this Hopefully he doesn't look it up, please don't look it up Both hands Let's hope that's gonna be good enough for this asshole I'm pink filter Please, I'm not coming You literally just said Just say a few words and it'll be over Dude, this is lowkey getting cringe Let's get in here, come on I mean, I have to tell him that You know, don't make me do it for nothing Oh shit, he joined So what was that about you having a nine inch dick? What was that about? Yo, how long's it been? He finally answered Lol, not even me big dog What the? Yo, that's some cap I can't lie What? Why this bitch blocked me? I'm interested Just try to be a little less dry, please, lol Yo, I'm dry, that's crazy Okay fine Don't make me eat your house up All right, listen, I'm not a furry This is for a video, okay, I'm not actually a furry Okay, here Yo, I'm actually pissed that these are actual men They're do this shit man, what is going on All right, let me show him a pic of a me Do you like my aesthetic? Just didn't know angels were already on earth This guy's wrist is just not there And I didn't know the devil had his bad boys after Salem Would make the job easier if you got on your knees with your mouth wet This guy is, I refuse to believe this is a real human being, bro I refuse to believe that Now I want to call you and Oh god, this is some nasty shit Senior voice message where you say please call me I feel like everyone's scared to call because of my content I feel like my content made everyone a pussy Because they don't want to be in one of these videos I can't blame them, but shit man Wait, hello Come on, your mic is dark shit And it's not helping your voice changer Bro thinks it's a voice changer Yo, so you said you're gonna lick it What was that about, huh? You're so dead And it'll make your job easier If I mean I'm good enough to get that response from you Look at you You suck home, you fucking son You're so mad I'm a fucking damn You're so mad I'm a damn You're so mad I'm a damn failure Yo, I'm the failure after what you said It's 2 a.m. in the morning What are you doing with your life? Get out of my van 3 p.m. Fucking idiot He's so fucking pissed off bro Aw, hell nah He caught me too Listen man, you're the one who came in my DMs saying you're gonna I don't need to say it again, but I mean listen, he literally wedded my DMs asking if he wants to flock I mean just off the bat, so I don't know who this man is laughing at All right guys, I'm done with this shit If you enjoyed this video then take a look at this one as well It's a pretty good video, I'd love to see you there