I'm a person on two wheels who takes up the road. I am in your way or so I've been told, who shout at me drive at me launch a abuse, but your threats and complaints though are just of no use. You don't see the person who sits in the saddle, just an object to hate who distorts your travel, you don't see the daughter and mother the wife, just an obstacle not sharing your own way of life. But who are these weirdos that live on two wheels? Are they at war with the automobiles? They pay the same tax, yes road tax doesn't take this, despite what the haters would like to insist. We just want to travel from A towards B. We enjoy the fresh air and the chance to be free. It helps clear our minds when the world seems quite mad. I just don't understand why some find that so bad. It helps keep us healthy and keeps our weight down. It moves us quite quickly around busy towns. Some like to ride fast, it's the thrill of the speed, while others just bimble for speed there's no need. We don't pause the traffic, we're not in your way, we're just moving about and enjoying our day. So next time you see us, just pause for a bit. Give us some space and don't be