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So I do I do Dick ratings but I do them a little bit differently I call them Dick blurbs because I don't rate on a scale of 1 to 10 I just give them like a few sentences about like what I liked about their individual penis and like just like two or three just a little like I like this and I like this and I like this good job good penis good penis you grew a good one. So that's probably smart not to do the rating because we I do the rating and and I ain't gonna lie let's probably make a couple of my only fans on here I generally make ever do them she enjoys it I do enjoy doing it like I because it's like I feel like I've seen every every penis in the penis rainbow like I very I do it and then whenever I get one it's like super weird like a really weird Dick I'm like excited I'm like I don't have this one in my Pokemon card collection like I've seen that one before like what a weird penis wow what a different penis you've made my day because it's not just the same penis over again today so what okay could you give us a deep down what constitutes a different penis for you and like how do you say that because I think as I feel that men are so you know if there's one thing that women in sex work know about men is that a lot of them have serious insecurities when it comes to their penis which I mean to be fair it's the subject of much speculation and criticism amongst women as well you know like what's his dick like or like I just well dick so it's like it's it's a very much a focus and a focus point of like masculinity so yes it's something that men are very concerned of about and you know I feel like would feel terrible making somebody feel terrible about their penis because I know how much it means to them I generally feel that people pay for dick ratings to feel good about their penis not to feel bad about their piece unless they're into small penis humiliation which is a whole other thing for the most part they want to hear that they have a nice penis and you would love to suck it so how do you handle the different penises and how do you blurb about those and and what do you do if you get one and you just can't find anything good to say about it at all but that's thing is like I I will dig up something nice to say about any penis oh wait no no there was one penis that I y'all have to get to him but I okay so like a different penis a different penis would constitute like a micro penis or a penis that has like the the width of my finger but it's got a head that's like a mushroom like really big like it's really really skinny like you're really big head I've seen some funky penises I saw penis that dog leg like this the other day saw penis with a really tiny head and like a super thick body I mean you see all the different shapes and sizes of penis and then you have your regular penis that looks like the text to book drawing of a penis it's very average there's nothing nothing super different about it but even about that penis you can find something that's different from the last penis that you just looked at and you can differentiate the two but there was this one dick and it wasn't that he had a small dick it wasn't that he had like a like any sort of funky shape to him it was genuinely the biggest and longest penis I have ever be held in my life and it was so massive I it looked like it could be mistaken for my chin and I was just like I just messaged him but he was like he sent me the money over and he was like I would like a rating and then he sent me like 20 pictures of this fucking shlong and I was like did he need to take 20 pictures to get it all in like did like could he not fit it in his fridge do you have to use the panoramic he was like a panoramic option he set his phone up on the other side of the room and stood all the way back so that I could see this penis and I was like it wasn't like the normal like like or like the undershot I mean there's a thousand different ways to take a picture of your penis this man set his phone up and walked back and then he had like all sorts of different like settings like he had done this in a million different rooms and I was like does this like his things he take a picture like a picture of his dick in every room that he walks into like what is his I want to know what makes him tick but I just messaged him back I was like what are you clubbing to death with that like what what where are you putting that do you wear shorts are you able to wear shorts is it always like that is it just how freakishly big whenever it's hard like give me give me the rundown on your dick what's it like living with that thing and he was like oh so you like it I was like I'm perplexed I'm just trying to understand how you live day to day with that like I feel like I can't tell you if I like it or not because I just I don't understand what's going on here and I especially don't understand what well why God would give any one man that kind of power and then he was like well my my girlfriend actually broke up with me because she said it was too big and I was like yeah fucking good for your girlfriend you know I it's funny because every guy wants like a huge penis but I feel like it's it's a really handicapped to have something that big I actually I had Rob Piper on my podcast and he is he's a male performer he's a very large penis and and he admitted to me that it is difficult sometimes that sometimes when he was like casually dating I think we got into the point of industry he pulled that thing out and girls would be like no mm-hmm like that's not going inside me so you know I know that like every guy thinks that women like crave like this ginormous penis but like we don't all enjoy being split in two and having our service our cervix like you know punctured like it's actually not a wonderful thing to have an incredibly enormous penis no I'm got a terribly shallow vagina so the idea of I think that's just like massive like I look at somebody's a dildo so these girls get and I'm like you voluntarily bought that for you oh my god like I I would be impaled on that there's yeah like five feet tall I I've had just that would kill me that would kill me that would come out of my mouth I don't want anything that's man-scaped is here to up your body grooming game their lawnmower 3.0 is a revolutionary electric trimmer that will 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