Today we're talking about a topic that is very very common in women and it's also very common for me on myself in myself. I don't even know how to say that because I'm not from here. I don't know how to speak English apparently. That's what people say. Okay so today's topic is flat, chested women. This is me sweating my ass off because I normally expose myself in a moment. Welcome. One of the problems that I've encountered in my short life, you know, trying to live in this world without tis. It's that when I wear, I'm gonna say it in Spanish how they call it in Spanish, but he mamas. This type of shirt start doesn't have straps or anything. Whenever we blad just the women wear those type of shirts, we're bound to have an accident. We're bound to just okay let's put um in a scenery. Say I'm going to a party and I'm like you know I want that one I want to wear that one and when I'm dancing and then putting my hands up and then all of a sudden I realize that my blouse instead of being up here covering my unexistent titties, it's actually down here covering my belly button. Why? What? I don't know what happened. Let's take my phone. All right. Second point. Imagine you want to go to a really fancy party and the only dress available is a B-Cut. Very very very like extreme B-Cut. You have to wear that one because there's nothing else because you're stranded on an island and there's no more stores that's the only dress that is laying around that survive and you have to wear that one. All right that's not gonna happen. You get the book. Guess what? You can't wear it because when you put it on you move everything's out. Everything's out. Why? Why? Is it my father? I don't have titties? Why B-Cut? That's betrayal because if you don't have anything they should stick in there because there's nothing you know to be on the way. No, all the opposite because there's nothing to actually hold in me in place. Hold on dress in place. You're gonna be showing everyone your teeth. Why? Third point. You're going to the store and you encounter this very beautiful flowy blouse. You decide to buy it because you say it's flowy. I don't have titties but you're not gonna see it because it's like flowy. You know like I have no problem with it. When you have to go to the park with your nieces and nephews and they start running and running and running and then all of a sudden one of them pulls out and you have to go and pick them up. What are you doing first thing you do is you go like this right? So your blouse is gonna go like this right? You're good. Of course you're good because people with no titties never wear bras. I'm not wearing one not because I don't even need it. I don't even know what that is. So of course you're gonna be able to see everything like everything. Every single point, hair, whatever. It's gonna be seen. You're school. Don't tell you. Flowy blouses are held. Do nothing. They're your friends because they're gonna stab you. Bye bye. Okay, next point. The next point is when you want to buy a dress. You see those skin type dresses that go like those. This is the problem with those dresses and not even skin types. Sometimes even flowy dresses. They have one sizing in here but they go hand in hand with your waist and also your hips right? Flat chested people. We can't wear those things. Why? Because when you actually find a dress that is gonna fit up here, guess what? Doesn't have to be your bum because from here down you're a thick but from here up, you look like a 13 year old. I can't find the idea. I just don't know what. So what the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm not allowed to just wear dresses. Do I have to go to a tailor to fix my dress every time? Am I bound to always spend extra money? Why? Why? Why? Why don't people do a dress for double, triple, four times A for your titties and extra large for your booty? What am I supposed to do? Just not wear dresses because they don't fit me? Next. The other day I was watching TV and I see this lady. She had a body suit and it was like, okay, it was like this. She was showing it side poop. Man, she looks sexy. I was like, I want to be like her when I grow up. I will not because I'm already grown and I don't have titties for that. There's no side poop because the blouse covers everything. Where's the side poop? Where? No way to be found. Can they just do microscopic blouses and microscopic dresses? Not fair. Next point. So this next point is very personal. All the people that can not buy anything from Victoria's Secret. Now that I want to buy anything, not anymore, that company's dead to me. But I go in there and they're always too large for me. They don't fit me. I look like a fucking monster when I put them on. Like it looks like that's not... I don't know. I'm like, why a woman like me cannot feel sexy like all the women with underwear because they don't just, they just don't do underwear for my type of... why? Am I that ugly? I mean I know I'm ugly. But like you don't have to tell me on my face. I tell myself that I'm ugly. But I don't let anybody tell me I'm ugly. Okay? The next point it's also talking about brass. Let's talk about brolets. This type of brass. Fuck them all. Fuck them all. I can't buy them. If I put them, I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you though because I'm that crazy. But if I put them on, they're empty. And you know what? That one is a double A. They're too big. You know what? What I think it is? I think that they don't design those brass. So that small because they assume if we do that, then 12-year-olds and 11-year-olds will be wearing those brass and that's gonna be like weird. But I look like a 12-year-old. So they sign it for me. I know there's many women like that. So all the women that are flat-chested, please leave a comment down below and... Make me feel better, please. Just say I'm here. I also I'm also flat. Hi. Cause I... haters will say they didn't get a boot job. I don't want to get no boot job. I don't want to get my boots punctured and put something inside there. What if I die? What if I get cancer? What if that's too much. At least for now, I'm not getting that. Oh, not ready for that. What am I supposed to do? Just settle for nothing. Just go... bra less everywhere. I mean, I don't mind. But like, I'm gonna wear a bra too. I'm gonna be like give you one else because I want to be normal. I don't want to be different. Even though I know I've been different and special, it's actually really good. But my mind is fucked up. I don't want to be different. So why can I not just... Okay, let's just go to the next point and that's gonna be my last point. So my last point are... Nipple covers. They're supposed to be nipple covers, right? That's what they're called, right? They fucking cover my whole boob. They should just be changed to boob covers, right? Why don't they design a smaller nipple cover for people that have smaller boobs? No, they don't. Because they don't care about us. They just jewel them the standard size and everyone is happy with me. So you put the nipple cover, right? Problem with that is when you cover your whole boob, you know when you're dancing or when you're just walking, you sweat, right? So because your boob sweats, the nipple cover, they touch us from your boob because it's sweaty and then it's wet. You're walking and nipple covers... comes out. Everybody sees it and you're like... Those are the struggles of my life. I might be ranting, I might be crazy, I might be saying too much. You might think this picture's written. But like I hope that this message gets across YouTube and people like me feel better. All right, so the just the way of this video is that people who suffer from not just suffer, like, doesn't heal mess. Well that's what they make us really. So do not leave them. We beautiful creatures with no boob. We should be thankful that when we jump, it doesn't hurt. We don't sweat on their boob. We don't have to spend money on those really expensive brass when we go to the gym. We also don't have to spend money on brass because we don't need them. And best of all, our boob will not sag when we have babies or just gravity takes the best of them. So we should be happy. Never said, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Never say that. And like if you like and then that's it. Okay, bye.