How's it going everyone? Now the transfer window is open. All the excitement is building. So we've decided to put together a top 5 most expensive signings list. In at number 5 is Darren Bent. Now we signed him in June 2007 for 16.5 million from Charlton. Now in my opinion he was a very good striker. Was a little fox in the box. He could score from outside the box as well. He had it all to his game. But he fell out with Harry Rednapp. He missed a notorious header. It was awful and after the game Harry Rednapp said my wife Sandra could have scored that. And ever since he fell out with the guy and it was kind of bad because he finished top scorer that season. He was actually decent but now you can find him in your local weather spoons. In at number 4 is Paulineo and to this day we still don't know his first name. So I'm just going to call him Shit Paulineo or Poulineo. Whatever you prefer. We signed him in July 2013 for 17 million from Conrinfians. Now here's the problem. It's not actually a problem. He's just trash. Trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, push-sonified. He is the definition of trash. He is the worst Brazilian since Lil Zay from City of God. He's awful. In at number 3 is Son Huyung Mid. Now we signed him in August 2015 for 22 million from Bayer Labor Cougs. And now this guy is Asian footballer of the year. Two years in a Roma I add he's got so much competition for that title. Give the guys some props. He's also a LG model. You know LG, the electronics company. Yeah, I'm not bragging. I'm just saying. And he also does it on the pitch as well. He bagged a very important goal against Watford. I like to call him the Watford heart break car. He's amazing and he's really going to get a lot of goals for us this season. What a signing. Number two of our top five most expensive signings is none of our then eric Le Mello. We signed him in August 2013 for 25.7 million from Roma. The guy he was, he was known for being a bit of a tricky player. He would pull off staff. He was very showbiz. He flashy. He came here. His hair quite is absolutely awful. But he has finally come into his own. He's a workhorse. He's the Rabona specialist. We love him. And hopefully he goes on to score about 100 goals for us from the wing. And number one on our top five most expensive signings. And to be honest, he would top a top five flop list as well. It's Roberto Saldado. Now we signed him in August 2013 for 26 million pounds from Valencia. And I mean, you know how I feel about the guy. He's awful. You love to call him Bobby, don't you? Oh Bobby, this Bobby that we such a nice guy. So what? Where was the results? Where were the results? That's all I want to see. If there's no results, I do not care. He was awful. He scored about three goals from open play. He was the penalty specialist. He was running around. I remember when he scored that goal and everyone was relieved. He kind of just went when he scored and ran to the crowd and he was all like, yeah, he's back. But he wasn't back. He missed a simple freeble for Charlie against your retainer. And we went out of the Europa. And I will never forgive him. He can do all the tweets in the world. He can phone call all of our players and try and have a relationship. He can give his shirt number to Harry Kane. I do not care. He is awful. And he's a flop. And he is our number one most expensive signings. So we need to sign someone else. Let's get him off of this list. Let's sign another five players so we never have to mention the guy again. Anyway, guys, this has been my top five most expensive signings. Let me know in the comments below if you agree with it. Do you like any of the players? Do you like reversal? Dardo, are you deluded? Follow us on Twitter, ask Bordon TV and somehow keep it casual. Hello, welcome to Spurdoon. I'm Reese James. Back for 2016. It is January. That means the January transfer window is open. Hallelujah. And for once, we may need a striker. But for once, we're not praying to the heavens above that we make 10 signings to get a completely new squad.