Well, the show turns back to the other direction again. Oh, it went far past where we had been prior. Randy Orton Alexa Bliss. You didn't get your leapfrog. Bro. So Randy Orton comes out and literally starts barfing up a black agoo. Before the match has even started. I create a barf spot. But you know what, the bomb didn't go off an AW so I guess we should celebrate this. So Lex comes out, they ring the bell and if you were watching, I'm sure you saw everybody that there was no live up in the corner because this was a shitty preta. Randy comes out, tries to walk across the ring, gimmick fire blasts up. Then he charges, but he hits the post like a fucking idiot. He stalks her around ringside. Alexa looks up and fucking satellite falls out of the sky and crashes on the ground. He's like, oh, shit fell out of the sky. They get in the ring and she throws a fireball. Remember the last time she threw a fireball and like his face was all fucked up for a week? Yeah, well this time it isn't sell it. Well, they said he blocked it. He blocked fire? That's what the analogy tells you. Let me tell you something about fire. You don't fucking block it. That's what the announcer said. They said he blocked it. Well, he blocked fire with his bare arms, doesn't sell it. And then of course the mat is sliced open. A hand comes out and here comes the feed. I told you all, like over a month ago, this bro was getting a new mask. Well, he got more than a new mask. He got a new fucking mask and the fucking most bullshit costume I have ever seen in my life. It's so bad. What the fuck is this? He looks like, I mean they were all over, I mean I saw pizza the hut. I saw references to when Rick Steiner was the mystery man. It's just the blockiest. It's like literally, you know what I mean? It's like a paper mache, fucking Halloween costume. There's no form to it. He doesn't look like a big muscle man in any way. Well, I think it's supposed to be burnt and melted. Well, whatever the fuck it is, he just looks like a square with a shitty mask on. It's so bad. And then, you know, Alexa's playing a 13 year old. So, or 12 or 11 or whatever fucking age it is. So they make sure that she straddles Randy's shirtless body as she pins him. So whatever, I'm like fuck off. This is such shit. And of course I gotta go and read on the internet. People that thought this was so fucking awesome. I'm like, what do you want at a wrestling? Because it ain't wrestling. This was not wrestling. It wasn't fucking entertaining. I don't even get it. Like if you like it, knock yourself out, but it's fucking shit. And you know what? I'll say this. If you like it, God bless you. Because in three weeks, they're gonna try and pull this shit in front of 25,000 live fans. And I can't fucking wait. Do you know what kind of responses would have got from live fans in a building? Or you think they're gonna go, oh, yay! This is great! No, they would have chatted. This is bullshit! Just wait. The question I have, do we get Firefly Fun House Bray anymore? Or is he burned and melted too? I don't know. Like is the sweater guy coming back with the puppets? Maybe he'll be wearing a suit. I do want to know what the crowd would have been chanting during this segment. This is bullshit. That's what they would have been chanting. You remember when they did the match with the fucking worms on the mat? Or were they cheering wildly for that one? You know the thing with the worms? What happened to that goddamn thing with the worms in this era? Where they just have these nerds. God bless you. What are my buddies name is? They just have these nerds in the deal. Go in front of the nerds. I would add all these nerds on Reddit talking about how fucking great this is. And it's so awesome. Eddie, sorry Eddie. And you know what? What happened when they put those fucking worms on the mat? What did the live fans have to say about those goddamn worms? Well they're gonna say the same shit about this shit because it's the same shit just different shit. Horrible. So you're saying you didn't like it? I dressed up for this. That's borderline dressed up. I put on a jacket and tie dude. I put on a button up fucking shirt to review Alexa Bliss and Randy Orton. And the melted fiend. A melted fiend. He's alive but he melted. What? Someone go buy the melted fiend mask for Brian for the Christmas show. Bro. They're probably gonna sell some fucking belt with a melted fiend on it for like $3,000. And some of these nerds are gonna buy it because they think the storyline is so great. Knock yourselves out everybody. If you like it great. I think it's shit. What's with these Canadians? Canadians, pants and folks. Where the fuck do you find a pair of power ranger underwear that fits a grown and much larger by the way than a grown man? The only settlement kid size. What the hell do I do? And I don't remember the call. No shit. The only settlement kid sizes. Well they didn't think of that. So he had to buy men's large fruit of the loom white underwear and then he bought like four pairs of the kids underwear. And then the seamstresses had to cut out all of the power ranger designs and stitched them onto my custom made adult power ranger underwear. The rib was. This is the weirdest story you've ever told me. If you enjoy these videos for just $7.99 per month, you can enjoy full length additions of the Brian and Vinnie show, Wrestling Observer Live, figure Ford Ali with Tom Lawler and Landstorm, plus hundreds of archived shows all in beautiful HD. Don't miss out. Join us today.