So today in the windswept barren tundra that we call Wisconsin, it is currently negative 15 degrees without the windshield. The wind is the standstill temperature with the wind until I believe it is around negative 45. I decided in this weather I would go out and do what any level-headed, clear-minded Wisconsinite would do and that is go outside in a pair of swim trunks in your favorite bro tank and see if we can get a pot of boiling water to freeze in mid air.