What was this is weird? What was your first what was your first like masturbatory technique? Because the thing I didn't realize like okay, so nobody like tells you like Like there's no like like at some point you you like you like see that thing You know like the like the jerky offy like a motion and you're like oh, that's a thing But like you don't start there as a human creature. So what was your first? So I'm glad you mentioned that because I thought the way I started was just like wow I did everything so backwards in that for five years later. I'm like oh, this is supposed to how it's worth right? Oh, yeah, well, we're always looking for even though I'm 40 I'm still looking for ways to streamline it and it changes every couple years You know what I mean what I use how I do it changes So basically what I didn't do the jerking off motion I just took the top of my hand and I just like did one of these and just rub the tip of my dick like on My balls or whatever I could like on the bottom mostly my leg on the bottom Yeah, just like that's all it took for me and then I realized I was like oh I could do it this other way this is like a sweeping motion Yeah, it's like a little like the back and forth like this like the straight sweeper just So I would I would hump my hands Like on a flat surface. That was my move But like so like I was too dumb I was too dumb and horny even from like a young age So I was like nine and like humping my hands in the living room as if like nobody would notice And my cousin caught me once and I was like oh no, it's like it's from my back I got a bad back and I'm not I don't know why I have this oh yeah I think became like a 50-row man. Yeah, I got a bad back, you know, he's like what are you doing? And I was like oh, it's just it's it's an exercise my doctor gave me and even he knew at nine He's like no You're humping yourself on my on my floor. Please stop That is hilarious