I'm real. They said they'd guarantee I'll have a lot of silicone And it's where that's the mineral that everyone should own But just think about the market and computer chips alone And they gave me real the deal on an asteroid And they said, step right up here Don't be shy, come give your SEPA Peace of the park Bring your cash in Let's make a deal We'll sell you a states that are quite unreal Well I had a decide real quick because they couldn't hold the deal They said PT Bartum says there's lots of folks to whom this could appeal So if I did, I'd write a name I'd miss out on a steel So I got me real good deal on an asteroid And they said, step right up here