If you can't tell by my Vaseline and my tissue box, I am a scientist and today we're finnaby studying the baddest moms in the history of the internet. Starting off, we have the aunt from Big Hero 6. Now I know she technically isn't a mom but I had to include her on the list for those two big heroes on her chest. Apart from Melon, she also runs a bakery and she be cooking the most delicious looking food in all of Disney. And every time I see her on screen, do I just get up in there and I start licking the screen like crazy? For the food of course. Something about her just reminds me of that one friend we had growing up who has a hot mom and you always get hell of nervous and sweaty when she talks to you. Big Hero 6 came out in 2014 and I know we've waited 9 years for a sequel to this movie, but I promise you as soon as it comes out, I'll slide my big hero 6 inches deep inside that... You like that? That's called poetry. That is why you pay attention in English class. Anyway, next up we have Grandma Moth from Coco. No, not that Grandma Moth. The other Grandma Moth. Now I know what you're thinking but I just want you to hear me out. Just listen to my theory for one second. You know how like tree trunk scot rings, right? And they tell the rage, well as you count the number of wrinkles on Grandma Moth's forehead, you can tell she's roughly 104 years old. And what does this mean? You hurt people like you to be strong up in the street. It also means that she has a hundred plus years of experience in the bedroom. Think about it, think about it. She was given head back before we had automobiles. She was given head back into revolutionary war. And now imagine you get the opportunity to smash someone with that much experience. It's about to be the best night of your life. Forget about doggy style. Grandma Moth's about to teach you dinosaur style. I mean Grandma Moth probably got bedroom techniques we don't even know about like the Mexican tornado or the 1892 sucking swallow. These are techniques that were lost in the sands of time that now you have access to. Now once again I'm not messed up for liking Grandma Moth. I am in fact an intellectual. If you're still watching this video I applaud you for your courage. But now we're going to take a look at Elastigirl from the Incredibles. I was like damn make up what you're doing I hear what all this has. Now when I saw Incredibles for the first time Elastigirl made my teenage self experience emotions I never felt before. I mean that tight fitting out for that base those hips. I mean even the Disney animators knew what they were doing with scenes like this. Bro I still can't get over the fact they put this in a kids movie knowingly. As a scientist I gotta add something to it. You know Elastigirl is mental rubber right? Do you know what else is made out of rubber? That means you don't need a condom. We are next up we got Ashes mom from Pokemon and you might have just stood up from your chair right now and said that's too far Boris. Hear me out. If you think about it you've only seen Ashes mom and one or two episodes across the thousands of shows and episodes you've watched in your life and you instantly recognize that. My friend that's unequivable that's unequivable proof that she's a baddie. Also she got like a male Mr. Mom at home and I've always been suspicious of the motherfucker. Like I know she's been doing freaky shit with that Mr. Mom because I don't see him cook in I don't see him cleaning I don't see him even battling other Pokemon I know she's up to some shit which honestly begs the question Mr. Mom Ashes real dad because I would actually explain a lot because this motherfucker has the IQ of Rattata like my theory was always professor Oak was Ashes dad but looking back at it like he's not smart enough to be the son of a presser like now for the baddest mom in all of television that's Mrs. Fox from Fantastic Mr. Fox. When we profess this by saying I have not a furry but she is honestly baddest mom in the whole animal kingdom the way that fur just flows on her face in the wind those beautiful curves shiny sexy Fox ears I swear I'm not a furry also did you know like Foxes have titties because I did not know that shit I wasn't paying attention in 10th grade biology but taaaaaay Foxes be packing a lot of y'all have probably watched this anime called Beast Stars but none of the characters in that compare with Mrs. Fox like she is the OG she just so uh Foxy bro like I don't know why I'm attracted to her I might actually be a furry