Music Mum! Mum the door! What dies after everything is housed? You need to cut my hair. I need to know where I live. That's what I do mate. I find people. Really? How can I not miss those pajama bottoms? I'm not dressed for hair cut though mate. Listen, I need a haircut. You sure? I can't really say anything. Good to see you mate. I can't really say no when you come to the door. You can't mate, you can't. So mate, what's the urgency? What's the haircut for? Well listen, I've tracked you down mate because I'm literally straight out to SAS who does wins. I don't know, like if you're going to be like, called on the floor, jumping over some stuff, maybe hurting a few people. You don't want your hair getting the way. No, I'm just asking. Exactly what I don't want. Just tidy it up. So when I wake up, I don't have to think too much about it. I'll just go on and start beacing recruits. Yeah. I'll kind of take it clean through the back. Leave it longer through the top. And then it's perfect. Give it that ChemCuts trim, you know. What more do you want? Do you not mess my hair up bro? Do you think I'm going to mess it up? Oh, kill you, do you know that? This is twice. So my clients have told me they might kill me. I have never had to have a hair that's a killed but I swear to God. Have you got any crazy stories that you can say, that you've seen and that you've been through? I was kicking doors down on a daily basis. I was a point man in Afghanistan. I'd done three tours in Afghanistan. So there's not much I haven't seen. I haven't done, I haven't witnessed. Do you have nicknames on that? Yeah, do you know what you do? And when I, not a lot of people know this but when I was in the Marines they called me Kong. Because, yeah, I was banging the weights out of a huge. Really? I benched like 160, easy just like boom, boom. And I'm 5'8", I'm a short ass like yourself for me. So, I'm 10, man. I'm 5'8". I'm 10. You're not 5'8". I swear to God. No way you're 10. You're not 5'6". No way. I haven't really got a nickname. I used to like to think that people used to call me Kenbo Slice. Kenbo Slice. You need to come on SASE days. I'd struggle. You wouldn't make it. You wouldn't. I'm crazy. Do you know? Don't cry on me now. You're gonna cry on me now. Do you? Do you not ever like to just get a bit upset? No, I'm not an emotional person. Really good to cry right now, you know what I'm? Talk me through it. How do I get emotional? Would you like animals? Yeah, I love animals. So, I love rabbit, yeah. It's called Lucky. I know. I'm so good. Go on mate, I'm so sorry, I don't. I'm trying to sort of build up the tears by laughing. Like, I've got lucky when I was in school. I probably loved it and that. And it was like, weren't that common? What are you talking about? You were tearing up already. You were tearing up already. I'm gonna see, I've got the spines of it in my room. I swear. I swear. That was eek. Just let me, mate, well don't get wet in the whole thing. It was my favourite pet. And then, basically, one day, not one who really went. I got eaten by a fork. That's pretty sad. Yeah, he's good. I never forget Lucky. Good guy. Did you not find that a bit emotional? I found it funny, mate. Really? Yeah. It's weird. Right, I'm gonna pop back quickly, get some hairspray now. Is that all right? I don't know if you're two minutes. No, I isn't it. So guys, I've sneaked off at an early game time. This week's Listen Up topic, chosen by you guys, is dance moves. I'm not gonna lie. I've been a little bit nervous because if you notice his effort, that is gonna get me in a bit of a hold. And I'm gonna start crying. So I'm gonna go back here. You do look after yourself, don't you? Yeah, I do stand out. Did you look in kind of a nice teeth? No, I don't floss. I'm funny about my hygiene. So I just like to be well presented. But the thing is, everyone just thinks, because you're a hard-working guy, you're not gonna look after yourself, but you will, wouldn't it? Always look after myself, mate. And also, with my diet, you know, I just eat healthy. So the thing is, me, I ain't gonna lie. I try to eat healthy. But every now and then, I can't help it. I don't mind, I've got some chips. I love a bit of macaroni and cheese. That's my fate. Yeah, I don't swear by diet. And just look after yourself. Do you want to drink or anything? Lemonade tang or anything like that? No, I'm good at it. Because you don't want them sugar calories either, do you? No. So Anne, I have to tell you, Hank, you have actually lost on my Kemputs game. Did you not notice that? I was saying about 10 dance moves. Tango floss, dab. You didn't say 10. I said it at least about five, six. And you didn't notice it, so, sorry, mate. You've lost. What do you mean, I've lost? You've just lost. I wasn't even screwed. I swear it's good you've won. I said it's good you've won. I thought I'd won. Can you do this, Lauren? I'm actually not going to that. Do you want to see it? Yeah, let's do it. That's not a defloss. No, what's that? I don't look at me like that, man. What? I don't look. So obviously, the average show is coming up. Would you say that's one of the hardest things you've done? Is it up there? Yeah, psychologically. It did kill me a bit because you're out control sometimes, because you're the mercy of mother nature, right? So you don't know what's going to happen. Once she strikes, you haven't got a clue. You've just got to adapt on your feet. It's just about keeping your head down, putting one foot in front of the other, and just cracking on with it. Do you actually think I'll be right in the courses? Because I feel like, because I've driven that. I think she would be all right. Well, anyway, we're going to find out. I'll take you out there, and I'll put you through a little circuit. I reckon I can break you in a couple of minutes. No, I'm not. You don't think so? I swear to God, I'm David Lloyd, not one PT has broke me. Let's do it now, then. You want to do it? No, I'm sure that happens. No, let's go. Get out of the way. All right, get down in the press-up position. Press-up position. No, stay up. Put your hands up. Head up. Go. One, two, three, four, five. Stand up. Ten tuck jumps. Let's go. Let's go. Higher. Both knees at the same time, like this. Simple commands. Get on your back. Set, get on your back. On your back now. On your back. Hurry up. Six inches. Hold it there. Do not let those feet touch the ground. I think I'm going to shit, guys. Ignore the dog shit. It's my legs to you. It's my legs to you. It's my legs to you. Get out of the press-up position. Stay there. Look at me. Now hold it in. Hold the pain. Do keep your back straight. Back. Keep your back straight. Keep your head up. Have a bit of pride about yourself. You've been at this for about a minute. Have I broken you already? You broke me out. Get up. I think I sat in shit. I think I sat in shit. I know that I peeled a little bit, Ian, but you're looking at potential. I think you've got it. You're there. You're there. I'm going to see you again. Come on, Ian. No way. No way. No way. You're going to see, Ian. Good. I'm going to see. I'm going to see. I'm going to see. You're there, you're there, just a bit of work can you be done. So I'm a... It's done man, what do you think? Mate, you know what? I'm so glad I came to find you. What do you think? Honestly, I'm so excited. Mate, you look like a new man. Do you know what I mean? Look at that. You're gonna be the best thing that makes me drink there. Mate, the best looking geezer in the room. You're not like... No, they're just obviously not now. Look at me, not now. And I'm talking about now. You know what I mean? Like the most... Look mate, I'm not being funny. Kimbo slice, twice as large, and a little bit of spice. That's me. That is me. My boy, mate. Thank you mate. Good to see you soon. See you soon, good bye mate. Bye bye mate. Look, can you see he's got a... Black nose and black sharp, but he's alright. I'm gonna give it a bit of a gentleman that they're cool is. That's the Kim. What a guy. He's got your teeth, isn't he? So guys, if you enjoyed ChemCuts, please subscribe by clicking the link here. There's plenty more to come.