Here you are. Here you are. Here you are. Here you are. Today I'm just going to clean comedy, which is most very good. So obviously I'm not going to do any of the Aussies stuff. No, partly because I'm Indian, right? And I can't swear because whenever I swear it sounds like I'm making fun of myself. Like this guy was bullying me, right? So I went, what the fucking hell, right? He ended up mocking me more. It's crazy. I came from India two years ago. I was very excited. I was finally going to see white people. Really excited. My life I've only seen film because I was really excited. And I was very, like you know, I was expecting and everything. So I jumped on the plane and no strident over there. I was like, okay, maybe because we all are trying to swear it. It's so fair enough. So I reached Australia. I reached to Melbourne. I took the sky bus, came to Southern Cross. As soon as I come out, I'm too excited to see all the white people. And guess what? That's all Asians. I'm freaked out. Am I in Australia or what? I'm like, okay, wait, wait. I'll go to the western suburbs. I'm going to the families. So I'm going to the Netherlands Springs. And yes, that's where all the Filipinos were. I'm getting freaked out. I'm like, did I have too much of a fine in the plane? Like what's happening in Mahal or what? I called the immigration department and an Indian pizza. What's going on? Who are the fuck and mine? So I take the train back. I go to the city. And I'm doing that. That comes the station called Futskrack. And it turns out I'm in Africa. It's crazy. I haven't spotted single. You know, all these were looking like tourists to me because they were so few. So I finally went back on the train accidentally and asked, where should I go? So they're going to go to France. Went to France or yes, that's where all the horses were. By the way, I learned how to swear in France. This is how it goes. What's going on in the farming bunch? You guys give me the city back, mate. Now when the guy bullies me, I just go on like this. I come across really hard. Works. But no, I always wanted to be a driver, not because I'm an Indian. I always wanted to be a driver, that was my ambition. So I turned 18. I came to Australia and just when you turn 18, you're legal to drive. Turns out I can't drive in Australia because I'm Indian. You guys have these things called rules. We don't have those. I didn't know that I came to Australia that, actually means a mandatory stop. I thought it was just a commodity that government has to do. And what's the wrong thing? The wrong and the wrong stuff. I don't know what the whole thing is. But I really wanted to become a driver. So I was looking for a job and finally I became a driver. I became an ambulance driver. That was a real guy. But those are not the only struggles that have faced coming to Australia. There are most struggles, like my name. I'm pretty sure 99% of you didn't get my name. So I'm going to repeat it. It's Abhishek, Mothadal Pancham. Still didn't get it, right? That's the problem. In India, I'm a pretty famous stand-up comedian. I've been doing this for four years. But I've been in newspaper once. And it just once because my name took up the whole page of the newspaper. They stopped publishing my name anymore. Nowadays, on newspaper, it's just my photo. And then there are these weird headlines below the photos that strike soft enters. Now when I'm on street people are like, hey, you're dead, aren't you? No. And it's crazy. It's crazy having those kind of names. So people come to me after the show and they're like, hey, you're funny. Can we follow your social media? I'm like, yeah, sure. Follow me on social media. Go on. Go on. Go on. Abhishek, Mothadal Pancham. But they're kind people, right? So they pretend that they're diving. But it's not your fault, right? It takes you to win three spelling bee contest in order to spell your name. Why do you think all Indian kids win those spelling bee contest? We can spell any shit that you pronounce up in your name. More than my name, my appearance doesn't happen with dating as well. Like, whenever I go for date, the first thing you have to say, what's your name? My name is Abishim Mopal Pancham. There's a book. And then this skinny appearance. I was always, I was always bothered about picking up girls because of this skinny appearance. And I don't go to girls and ask them out. Until I fell really frustrated, I thought, hey, I have to learn how to do this. So I went on YouTube because that's the best place to learn things at. And I searched, how to pick up girls. And there are these awesome videos on YouTube. There are like these meal in views and things. And then there is this particular video of a skinny guy going on streets and picking up women. I thought, yeah, this is great. This is exactly what I need. I saw the video and I didn't trust it after that. I didn't trust it. So I thought, hey, who's the guy who made it big in the western world from India? Mahatma Gandhi, right? He made it pretty back in the western world. So I did some research in Mahatma Gandhi. If you get slapped on one cheek, shoot another cheek. I was like, yeah, sure, this is going to work. This is cute. I get slapped and this is cute. So I went on the street. I go through this white, amazing looking girl, completely out of my leg. And I go to her and say, this cheese is a speaker plan out. I go and say, hey, would you be bending that topic to my brownie? And by this point, I realized I'm going to get slapped. So I was landing my cheek. And I got kicked in my nuts. Now, luckily enough, I got kicked in my left nut. So I don't hear what Mahatma Gandhi would have done. So I hope I don't have my right nut. So I'm going to end with this final joke. I'll never try this before. But let's try it. It's a bit dark. Let's go on with it. Talking about the Indian centripy guys and stuff. What do you call a person who doesn't know what consent means? A non-English speaker. Did you guys think rapist? Thank you very much. Have you seen that you're in a weaker position? Yeah, this is very weird. And if we do a thing with that, for instance, that's fine, you hold your breath with the same language as you laugh at in a pole.