Space. Empty. Beautiful. Space. As you spend these times together, on this exploration through knowledge, sheer fact, I'm gonna swatch it out. My dick is f***ing huge. It's quite possibly the biggest penis on the planet. What's going on YouTube? It is your boy vlog master master vlogger here today, guys. And we're gonna be playing just a little bit of beat saber. Uh, you know, I'm excited. I haven't done this before. We're quite literally inside of a video game. So that's f***ing nuts. You know, it took me a minute to figure out how to hack the old oasis, but we did it. We did it from outer space to video games. It is your boy. Let's keep going. Oh, oh. Oh, I can feel powerful, baby. Oh, I'm getting swatted, guys. Sorry, I'm not commenting. Super. It's just not. It's all the 10 frames. Yo, did I mention I'm just like quite possibly the best beat saber player in the fricking universe, son. Oh, what a pop off on the matures, dog. I'm a pop off on the matures. Yeah. I feel like this one's gonna have a dirt nasty. Oh, yeah, this one's gonna have a dirt nasty drop. The real. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, baby. I'm a transformer. Let's get it. Optimus big tank up in this bitch. My neighbors will probably just stop. I can't hear you all. Will, baby. I'm trying to fall asleep, my energy with some weight levels are carrying on their lend Materlook over forgive, you're not matching nice It was a meal literally, it was certainly a meal I was having fun, it was pretty fun Captain Big Dick is back with some beat sabers. In case you can't tell I could see myself when I face this direction. It's a really nice setup. I could see the webcam, I could see the game, I could see where my hands cut off and go into outer space. Alright, how about another one? See if we can hit a magical 10 minutes today guys. Your boy might be monetizable someday. We might have to censor out the f**ks. Alright, you know what guys? I'm starting to think I might be an expert player. Now that I think about it, I think I'm just a little bit too damn gob, what he was saying was boy, so I'm thinking we graduate onto something a little more prestigious. You know what I'm saying? Let's try expert. This is it. This is it. Super baby. It's my time to shine. It's my time on YouTube. Oh yeah. Damn it. Alright, one more time. I am. I am a frog I see, man. I'm a frog I see, man. With these skills, you can never pass me. How am I still going? God, I get so close. I get so close and I get frustrated when it doesn't go well. You need to make the size of the guy. You need to want to impress him. This is a genuine, easy song. So we're doing it on expert. I'm a legend. You ain't heard yet. You not get the message. From the moment that I step in and get a couple weapons. You are turned to a beast when I'm a rebel. I'm a living legend. You ain't heard yet. You not get the message. From the moment that I step in and get a couple weapons. You know what? We're gonna get better and we're gonna grow together and I'm just so excited for you to smack like, subscribe guys. As they sap Rocky once said, getting safe for the black or the white groups. We'll take this big. God damn it, I love you guys.