Hello grandchildren also happy birthday, Ashlyn. So a few weeks ago I decided that it would be a good idea to put a little Question-asky thingy on the internet so people who are watching my journal entries currently could ask Questions for you guys my actual grandchildren because you guys aren't alive right now And you guys can't ask me questions about the way that I think about things right now or to go into more details on a story or whatever And you won't be alive for a very long time So I figured I'd give the people who are watching them right now the chance to ask me questions for you So in the instructions I put a little note Teach me how to draw a horse or something like that. I wasn't being serious about that I was just getting an example of what you could put in the box I didn't actually think that somebody would ask it anyway Ashlyn my girlfriend Skyler's sister Thinking that she was clever decided to put that into the box and ask me to teach you guys how to draw a horse And I was supposed to wanting it for a very long time, but today is their birthday and I figure I'm gonna do it at all Might as well be today, so Happy birthday, Ashlyn Anyway, I don't know how to draw a horse. I used to draw cartoons back in high school. They were awful Obviously if you guys saw them you'd think that I was just insane But occasionally I don't know why I did it, but I would draw horses in those and I don't know you can't even call them horses really. I can't draw And they don't really resemble what an actual horse looks like completely, but today grandchildren, I'm gonna teach you how to draw a horse Because Ashlyn thinks that you guys should know how to do that. All right grandchildren I'm gonna show you how to draw a horse first things first when we're drawing a horse we need a back There it is that's a nice back Horsebacks are great for putting the little people riding on them or little bags of meat for the horse to eat later Now of course no back would be complete without a rump. So let's add that in Rumps are usually pretty nice if they protrude slightly from the body or at least that's what rap songs have taught me Now let's complete the rump by bringing it down into a leg a leg is formed with two vertical lines as such and then a little Squiggly bit at the bottom to form the hoove You can color in a hoove if you'd like now You may notice that the rump is pretty empty and that's because we don't have a tail. So let's add in a tail Now of course a tail isn't complete without a flondle. So let's add in a flondle The flondle is there so that we know the tail is made up of hairs Without the flondle it would just look like a stick coming out of the horse's rump and that's gross Now let's connect to this leg back to the horse's belly Have a droop slightly down and be squiggly and go up here We can't go all the way because we need to add another leg so let's add in an arm flap like that And another arm flap like that and Then carry it down into the normal horse leg With a little bit at the bottom for the hoove now I think we should start bringing the back up into the neck and Of course orthers have ears Let's continue the head down onto the snout the snout is just a little roundy bit at the end of the head Now of course we need a little nosy on the snout so it can smell its enemies from far away So let's just add in A little nosy right there and let's bring the snout back here to join the neck Now we need to add in an eyeball The important thing about drawing a horde eye is that the pupil needs to be right in the center of the eye Horde is never look forward they can smell too well and they don't need to look forward now Let's add some more legs because horde is never have enough legs make sure to include the hoove now Horde is usually don't express the emotion of happiness So we need to have a little slight frown right here. This is their neutral face and finally a horde There's never complete without shoddled outls Shoddled outls are little hairs that start here at the top of the head and come out slowly larger As we go down Now of course horde is can't float that would be ridiculous so we need to add in a little ground for them to walk on There we go. Of course your horde doesn't need to look exactly like this You can draw them in different ways sometimes I think that normal legs are boring and if you think that normal legs are boring You can make them go in interesting directions like so See the difference here is that now all of the legs are having fun and that means that the horde is having fun Even though it doesn't show the expression on its face because horde is can't express happiness or joy You can also add in other accessories if you'd like to customize your horde such as wavy lines in order to indicate smelly-ness Or a sweet pair of sunglasses Or perhaps a cigar Or if you're extreme enough you can even add in a tattoo The point is there are no rules with a horde have fun with it. So that's it Ashlyn that is how you draw a horde So that's it um Ashlyn I hate you grandchildren if you see me in your time in the near future. I think We should all find Ashlyn. We shall travel to wherever she is in the world and you guys should pincher for me Just so that's like payback, but it's not gonna happen for a really long time, which is exciting and I I don't know It just it feels like it'll be amusing for me and nobody else, but I'm fine with that. Happy with the Ashlyn Anyway, grandchildren, talk to you guys in the next entry. See you guys You