CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hey, Jay. Hello. Hi, Jay. No, Jane, is it true we have never met before this evening? We have never met before this evening. That was that was when I did the Horton Cleveland show. So that's on soon, isn't it? Yes, it's on soon. September 4th, I think. Right. You were lovely. You were lovely. You were excellent at kissing. You were very good at kissing. It's always a bit awkward, though, isn't it? We never met before and then you're like, hello. Hmm. Do I do tongue? Do I not do tongue? Do you not do tongue? Is it polite? Yeah, I was in a play once and, you know, I had to kiss this guy every night. And one night he decided just to go, just for fun, just to go, in the middle of a big kiss and I just went, baaah! Yeah! Well, you also really the reaction, I guess he was looking for. The show is fantastic, though. It's doing great. It's the number one show in the world. Is it? Sure. Yeah! Yes. It's fantastic. It doesn't hurt to have Betty White on this. Oh, I know. She's lovely, isn't it? I've made out with Horton. I know. I've made out with all the girls in your show. You get around it. I do. I'm an old tart. How are you, dear? I'm good. Did you go back to Blighty for the summer? Yes, I'm a bit jet lagged. Are you really? We got up on Monday night. Yeah, went to England with the family, went to Cornwall. Did you see the Royal Baby? Well, I didn't actually see it in person, but it was... You weren't at the bus? No. How did that happen? Well, that's terribly disappointing. Yeah, but it was Walter Wall Royal Baby at home. Yeah, you went to Cornwall, you say? You went to Cornwall. Serving? Well, my family, sir, yeah, I don't surf, but my husband and my two kids, they surf. I use this in the water. I still wear floaties in the pool, so... I'm just sort of on the sidelines going, it's lovely. Oh, you look wonderful. Aren't you marvelous? Oh, look at that. The princess had a baby, you know? Yeah, I'm too completely useless. But don't you get worried when you watch Shark Week that your family, your husband and kids are out there in their sharks? Really? Well, not in Cornwall. But my husband always tells me that's a fallacy. You know, he grew up in Malibu. Right. He's in Malibu, sir. Could you imagine me married to a Malibu, sir? But, you know... You can, actually. So what's happening in Horton Cleveland this year, then? Horton Cleveland, well, you're my baby's baby. Yes, yeah, I'm your baby daddy. Yeah, you're my baby daddy. And it was good. Yeah, so you see you come along, then we did our live episode. How did that go? It went so well that people didn't think it was live. But we were all so tough. That happens here because we're live every night and people are like, oh, come on. We just make it. But yeah, that was great. We've got amazing people, Carol Bennett, came on the show. Wow. Mary Tyler Moore and Valerie Harper. Oh, the greats of the sitcom. Yeah, that's... Did you get nervous when you were doing the live show? Were you, uh, Annie Key? I was when the idea of it came up. Then I sort of calm came over me. Then I got nervous again. And then when we actually went to do it... You were drunk. I was drunk. Have you ever been to actual real Cleveland? Yes. Yes, only once. We went and they gave us the keys to the city. Yeah, you only have to go once. They give them right to you. But you get this... You get this giant key. I don't know if it actually opens anything. Drew Carey's Larder. Well, you must have been... I've been to Cleveland a bunch of times. Yeah, actually... It actually gets a bad rap. Yeah, I love Cleveland. It's very like Glasgow, actually, I think. Well, yeah. I went to Scotland last year with my kid. Really? Where'd you go? We went to, um, just outside of Fort William, a place called... In Loughy Castle. And for Loughy, do you go across the Bala Hoolie's Bridge? I don't know. You did. If you went to Fort William, yeah. I know we drove all the way up. We drove all the way along a lot. Did you try any Erscher bacon? When you were there. No. Erscher bacon's delicious. Really? Yeah. I love Haggis. Really? Yeah, I love Haggis. I like... You're kind of strange foods. Yeah, it's quite strange. See, that's where I'm daring. You know, I don't serve for ride horses. Oh, but you'll eat anything, yeah. Anything, yeah. LAUGHTER It's alright, I'm on his not to say it right there. We're out of time, Jen. What? We're out of time. Really? Well, not personally, I hope. But, uh... Well, you're gonna come back, though. Yeah, I'm gonna come back to what Cleveland did. You're about gawking. Yeah, lots of that. Maybe a little more. Maybe a little more porny, next time. Probably not. Hello. You know, it's cable. Yeah, but it's TV land. They're not porny. A little bit. I mean, the only pornyness that happens there is when Betty's not on camera. That's when I land. Ain't that? Well, uh... Do you want to finish with an awkward pause? We seem to kind of lean into it quite naturally. Do you want to finish with an awkward pause? Yeah, I want to finish with an awkward pause. Jen, leave everybody over here. Enjoy. Sorry. I was trying to have my mark. I was too far from the door. I'm gonna meet myself now. What the fuck are you doing? Fucking work, eh? See, fucking work. Work all fucking day. And as the people respect it, don't ignore. Let's get going. Thanks for watching.