I'm starting roll call. Okay, Peter. Vero. Oh my. Er... Errestless? It's Araceli, but there's an S at the end of your name, sweetie. I'm even Cuban, we swallow the S. Ow. Okay. Okay. Er... Larissa? It means... Larissa, honey. Everyone has a clear desk except you. Please, that is far too much. This isn't a flea market. Decoder it, Larissa. Okay, I'm gonna put this on the bread. I'm gonna roll. Oh my god, these kids are dead. You know I have migraines, okay. Do you know that like you have split ends? You're a spitting. Yeah, like isn't your mom a hairdresser or something like that? Wow, you know what? I had like no idea. Thank you so much for letting me know and saving my life. Oh my gosh, you're welcome. And by the way, there's not enough Japanese cherry blossom in the world to cover up that pesto nao emanating from your pit. I don't see much. What are you talking about? Evening too. Okay, what are you laughing about? You look like a soggy beach towel. AZKIL? AZKIL, 37 to the 5. I will make breath into you and you will come to life. All right, peace. Oh, this is a pretty name. Jazzlene. It's Joss Laney. But you can call me Artemia. It means moon goddess. Artemia. That's even more original. Look at you. Um, what are you doing in my club? Apparently I'm gifted so I cut the line. But don't tell my mom. Here we go. Okay, so now I'd like... Uh-huh. You didn't say my name. Who? Are you? I'm your student. Kevin? Uh-huh. Okay, I've never seen this kid in my life. All right, well you can stick around. You're welcome. You know. You're... air conditioning and uh... Okay, well every year I like to start off with a little icebreaker to get everybody reacquainted with each other. So who wants to talk about their summer vacation? So like my summer was so amazing. My mom made me clean a lot. I got... I went to Taco Bell. I tried like everything on the menu and I'm saying. I went canoeing with my husband in Nebraska. We stayed at a nice form cabin and I got to feed sea otters. That's right, Artisalee. I have a boyfriend and he's a senior. I went to the regatta with Florida and his nephew and Florida Portia and Painter. I was an extra in a movie. You can watch it. It's on YouTube. So like... I went to the beach. Like a lot like practically every day. I made like a little Diki Diki song on SoundCloud. I became BFFs with like Ashley Tizdeon. Because we were both at Cold Stone Creamery and we ordered the same flavor ice cream. We were like, oh my god, I love mint too. And we like became best friends and she invited me to her house. And then it was like super high. You know like it's super humid here. And I was like, oh no. So I went on our cruise to Alaska and I saw a lot of whales. You know the little kids. Hello, mom. I think you have the wrong classroom. I'm going to get a little bit of a job and I'm going to get a little bit of a job. Because I gave them a coupon to their next haircut. Isn't there like a sale somewhere like a JC Pennear ball sound or something that you should be at instead of here? Because... Mira, I brought you your lunch and you let it in the house. Like they make food here. They don't just like... It's a rock and a gold thing that I made you and I made a banana. Okay, you always have a banana to everything but whatever. It's super weird. Hello, my friend. Who's in the hot room? Okay, well, let's see what they started the classes. Because you were putting me in the house like a burrito to see, right? Okay, kids. Come here for a DJ. Okay, love you. Bye-bye. You know what? This is kind of stupid. I don't believe in summer vacation. Time is a construct.