Oh, hi, daddy. Come on in. Looks like you're having some trouble with addition. Nantel, pee upset. You're here to learn. And we learn from mistakes. Everybody makes mistakes. Naaah. Look at this question here. What is 2 plus 2? See, you wrote 22. But when we do addition, we don't just put the numbers next to each other. That's stupid. All right, I think about this way. If I have two markers in this hand, and then I add the two markers from this hand, how many markers do I have now? 22. No, Danny. It's four. Mrs. Well? We're Danny's parents. Oh, yes. Hello. Please. Please come in. Now, don't worry. It is completely normal for kids to get frustrated when they're struggling with a subject. So what's this about Danny getting some answers wrong on the so-called test of yours? We had a test. One of the questions was, what is 2 plus 2? Danny answered 22. And? And that's not the right answer. Says who? Says Matt. Are you calling my son stupid? No, of course not. Who are you to say that your answer is right and that his is wrong? No, no, no, no. She's right. Thank you. Right out of Nazi Germany. You can't honestly tell me that you don't know what 2 plus 2 equals. You got it all figured out, don't you? Smart ass little tramp. Ugh. What are you some kind of retard? All right. I'm sorry. I am not going to be able to continue this conversation. We're going to complain to the principal about you. Danny is a free thinker. I'll have your job, bitch. Not if you can't add 2 and 2 together, you won't. This is Wells. Oh, sorry, principal. I didn't see you. I understand you had an issue yesterday with the parents of one of our students. It did get a little crazy. When things get out of hand, I really need you to let me know about it. Sure. So how do you want to handle it? I guess you could apologize. A p-what? His mom hit me. I understand you told Danny he had a wrong answer on his test. He did have a wrong answer on his test. Yeah, it's not our job to tell students when they're right and wrong. That is exactly what our job is. Parents don't want you ramming your biased views down their kids' throats. That's not biased. That's how math works. You know what doesn't work? Your attitude. But maybe I can explain this in math terms so you can understand. If you took all the kids in this classroom and divided them by zero, that's exactly the amount of respect you're giving them. Something you'd like to say. You can't divide a number by zero and get zero. So now I'm stupid. Just some crazy administrator doing paperwork while you superstar teachers change the world. Students count teachers to five. Students count teachers to five. Students count teachers to five. Students count teachers to five. I'm going to buy another kids. Are you going to apologize to the parent? Why don't you need them? Dad, teach kids you hate children. Please have a seat, Mrs. Wells. Thank you. You know, I honestly think this will all blow over if we just wait a week or so. I'm afraid we can't do that. Why not? They're sui. For what? Emotional distress to a minor. Mrs. Wells, can you please tell the members of this board exactly when you became aware of this fiasco and the events leading up to the riot? Riot. I just told a student that two plus two equals four. We need for you to recant that. What? Just say that you're open to the possibility there might be multiple correct answers. But that's not true. We can't let them bully us. This is so stupid. Stupid. That's your problem. Anyone who disagrees with you is stupid. There is nothing to disagree with. There is only one correct answer. For your sake, I certainly hope you have that correct answer when the media gets wind of this. I do. It's four. I have my own answer. This school minus you equals tomorrow. You're firing me? You're spending while you reconsider your extremist views. You brought this on yourself. Breaking news. In what's being called mass gate, an activist elementary school teacher was caught of using her students first to mimic rights. It's interesting story. Okay, so this teacher, this liberal alieinist, tell this innocent little first great kid that his answer is wrong. Only her answer is acceptable. Yeah, from when I hear, she doesn't even keep these students from more than here. After that, they all leave her and go to another teacher. It's called graduating. So it's creating some good healthy debate in this country. Some experts say that two plus two equals four. Others say that it's 22. No, they don't. Look, if you hate America that much, why don't you just go teach it to me, friends. Hello. Hello, Mrs. Will. The board decided that for everyone's benefit, your services will no longer be required. For everyone's benefit? How about the kids? I need you to come by the school tomorrow. We don't need you radicalizing our students anymore. What? Mrs. Wells, thank you so much for coming. You know, I'm just so sorry it happened this way. If only you'd been willing to be more open-minded. About math? What about academic integrity? You were warned, given an explanation, and yet you persisted. But we will, of course, fulfill our financial obligations. Now, that's $2,000 for your last pay period and $2,000 for this one. So that's $4,000. Wrong. It's 22,000.