I don't clean but let me tell you I got the sherry golemy file Which of you fools introduced SCP-049 to kink talk? I don't know if we should give him a cateredood or a think of it Glad to see you return a normal O49 Damn it! They're multiplying! Who did this? I swear to 343 I'm going to end someone's career for this You are getting cateredoody this time Oh I have a feeling I'm not going to enjoy this, am I? Alright, who keeps doing this? Am I being pranked? Steve? If this is you, Steve, I am giving you 173 duty for sure this time! Attention, Site 42 staff! The next person who exposes O49 to the gender switching stone Will be loaded into SCP-1543-J and you guessed it Launched into the Sun! Just ignore it until security gets here Just ignore it until security gets here Just ignore it until security gets Again, if you keep this up I'm going to revoke your cross-testing privileges No visits to O35 for a month Good, and I get back to yourself Dude Oh, hi Jake, what are you doing here? This is your fault, you know Liking, sharing, commenting These are my most popular videos you're doing this to me You know, the SCP-1541 is first lawsuit against that Russian trademark troll But we have to do a second lawsuit to finish the job So yes, O49, thank you very much We do stand with SCP-R-U Oh, great I swear to our long and merciful lord The next one of you imbisels who gives the gender switcher to O49 Is getting assigned to 5798 duty Move it I'm not going in the damage I'm looking like Dr. You want to know who you really are? Well who am I? Hmm Leplagwipoo Ho ho ho You son of a bitch Anything else to add? I am Leplagwipoo And It pretty, at least white food Okay, okay, you can come back Actually, I think I'm going to stay for a while I was picked, what's your emergency? You gave O49 the gender switcher to Stone again Great Yes ma'am Our line of thinking was that as long as O49 wants the gender switcher to Stone that badly We could use it as a bargaining chip and return for help on containment operations Yes, leading in the containment chamber Hmm, that O49, what the... Well, I'm still as annoyed as ever but At least it has good taste in early 90s family sitcoms It couldn't have watched in the Cosby show Oh Hmm Oh, that long and merciful Lord O49, I don't care that you spared the gender switching stones guards today Or that you look weirdly devilishly handsome No dance parties in my office Hey, wait, parents, what's your relationships are unhealthy? I don't give a pair of fuck This is my best friend This is my best friend O49, you're distracting the trainees cover up This is cover up I swear I'm gonna send that gender switcher to Stone to another site What are you doing? Are you missing my point or are you just mocking me? My long and merciful Lord who is not a loop I give up Ever since instituting this fashion show testing protocol We've had a significant decrease in behavioral issues both from O49 and the D-Class personnel as a whole I'm not saying I understand it I'm just not gonna knock if it works O49, you have to stop stealing the gender switching Turning your back on me pretty childish for someone centuries Walking away from the conversation you interrupted me Who changed my desktop background to say thick thighs cure lives Oh, shoulda guessed Secure that I was already annoyed that you gave SCP-049 access to SCP-113 the gender switching stone again But you gave it your Disney Plus password? That's a horrendous breach of information security Thank you for listening Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work Secure, contain, protect