Hey everyone, Christopher Bees here and today we will be ranking the pros and cons of dating each replica from Signals. This is a special video in honor of Valentine's Day so it's gonna be a little goofy. So with no more delay, let's get right into this. Starting off we have the simplest unit, the Yoles. The Yoles have many pros, be it that they are great cooks, great cleaners, which honestly makes them the perfect stay-at-home wife. They are also great at paperwork and filing, which makes them great for working in the workforce if you wish to stay at home. They can sing quite well and play the piano, meaning you'll be able to hear their excellent skills should you give them the chance. And they are also known to give adorable little nightnames, so it's best the best pet names from them. Finally, they are also great at dancing and apparently that's good for something. I'm not gonna elaborate to YouTube but kill me. They do have some downsides though. Stop, they need to stay pretty at all times. It would constantly be looking in the mirror to make sure they are, so it means spending lots of money on cosmetic things and making sure they keep looking nice. Can't be poor with a Yole GF. Next thing, they are known to listen to music for hours deep into the night, so for it's sweeping, it's your old dance party hour. Overall, I'd say Yoles are pretty solid GF options. Being able to either take care of the home or work in the workforce, they're quite versatile to many different types of relationship goals. To all round, solid choice. Moving from the Yoles we have the R units. A.J. the easiest unit to give me demonetized. These units have lots of assets and that's certainly an appeal for many people in dating them. However, there is more of these repos than just the fleshy bits. Being great mechanics, they can rewire your TV to get you past that state censorship board. And fix the toy wouldn't case those rats and more don't go down correctly. Overall, R's get their benefits from their bottom line, but aside from that, they're honestly pretty standard. In the R's, we'd have the first of the protector core, the star units. These tall command and units can easily fall into the favorite category of anyone who wants a tall queen to boss them around. With a tendency of a rigid social structure, you can find yourself either solidly below a star or solidly above. And that dynamic certainly appeals to the fantasy of some strange groovers. Stars are also known to be pretty dead soldiers, meaning that you're probably going to be good at keeping you to a schedule and productive. So if you're a ways you're a mess, a star GF can fix that right away, or if you're someone like me that has a strong work ethic, a star GF will make sure to play along and help you with that. Stars also got a solid as fuck pickup lines as we see in the minds with the whole wherever I'm going, no way for you there. Like damn, that's a solid as fuck line. Like that would have me sold for real real. Also the ability to drop witty pickup lines on them, like yo, I want to go watch the stars, are you my star wing or something like that? It is so potent that it cannot be ignored. Besides of the tall stars is that if you're a weight, someone that weights being on equal footing in a relationship, you are fresh out of a chance with these mass soldiers. Is either being above or below them with really no other options. And let's be honest, you're probably below them. From the stars we come back to the round with the storkes. God I knew the moment I started making this video, the dummy mommy storkes was going to be the most interesting to cover. These tall commanding units make the relationships of the stars look like a freedom paradise. Benefits. There is no question that you will be below them the entire relationship. Also they are good at problem solving as shown by Stephen. They also are pretty smart as they do a lot of reading. Honestly they probably play hoi for in their free time. Such from that the benefits all merge and for some of you are going to see these following narratives as positives. So the negatives, they are known to beat people and find joy out of it. They are literally interrogation units and they are armed with a stun baton. To get like a particular taste, this tower unit is for you. We continue towards the round with the next unit, the Calabry. These tiny little radio units are sort of a fan favorite for a reason. That is that they are tiny. Starting off with positives. You like short girls here is the option for you. These short little replicas when you lifting up the reach to the top shelves. A job you are going to be expected to fill. If you like nerds, these little replicas are known to be giant book nerds and will read anything they can get their tiny little grubby little paws on. So you can have some great group reading sessions with your new babe to perfect date idea. I take credit here. They also can project things into your mind, allowing for some awesome, totally SFW things that I am totally allowed to talk about on this channel. But the downsides, they can read your mind. Everyone in view of thoughts is now known by them. So for you wackos, these babes would reject you before you even asked. Next, they are quite literally propaganda bots created by the nation. So I expect your mandatory six item check before bed every night. They also are extremely attached to their sisters. So expect a lot of family visits every single day, probably. Maybe every single hour. So if you like short little radios that can read your mind, the hummingbird is for you. From here we have a dishonorable mention, Adler. If you're gay or like man, I am sorry, but there is no replica for you. Adlers have no positive as besides being a simple for you and being obsessed with your every action. Be careful placing down that pen you just used because you take your eyes off it and 20 minutes later it's going to be in his nose and then in this collection of things you won't use at least once. And you can't go no fight, though, because these stupid replicas are high ranking. So if you try to stop his down bad behavior, you would just erase it from the records. Overall zero out of ten, don't date. From that trash we now have one of the fan favorites, our main character, Elster. Elster units are great for a lot of races. Being designed to be versatile, they have built in radio modules, are great at repairs, are smart and good at puzzles. They can also wear armor. And are usually paired up with one other person, who for your case I hope is you. These royal replicas must have tons of positives if airy was that down bad for them. But they also don't talk a lot either, so you're going to have to work and be very charismatic to get some emotion out of these adorable sign with protagonist. Next we don't mjana. Ha ha, you thought I forgot about her, didn't you, I did. Now these giant lovable mech warriors are awesome. In gentle, loving and caring units, they do also do all the heavy work with their giant lasers in giant mech suit. And as they say, the more of you there is, the more of you to love. They love cats so they won't mind your cat collection and they won't judge your boha or other stuffed animals as they love those too. Mine is smart enough to navigate the mines and it's tech, but also don't know how to rate a ride, giving you relief from that giant pen and paper bell that all the replicas have. Or giving you a beautiful dating opportunity to raise the literacy rate of the use on nation. And you're fucking dating a gun, like she's adorable, but my dude that's basically bumblebee. Overall, do what you want out of ten. Finally though, we have the queen or the being who calls for self god. Falk is tall, and able to rewrite your mind so you're compelled to think you always like those two things. She's probably caring about her facilities, also very much our hard lover. But I think a kind of a yondere, she was willing to literally kill or try to kill Elster when she approached her Bay. So that's cool I guess, but no third wheeling I guess. Falk also has some downsides on number one. She's a little bit arrogant. She thinks she's god, but then gets killed by a bird. Two, Falk cannot fit through doors. Like good luck getting her into your bedroom. It's not happening. She can't fucking fit. Number three, Falk would not listen to you. Do not even try to be in charge. She is god now. So like if you want a date god, here you go. Here's Falk, date god. Go right ahead. I'm not going to stop you. That's not the goal. Overall, date whoever you want. I'm just giving advice to the Lord. I'm the one who knows the details about what would go on if you were to date these people. So take my advice into consideration before you find yourself in a situation you might not like. I just food for thought. If you like my videos, feel free to subscribe. It helps the channel out. If you'd like to talk to either of me or other St. Nicholas fans about the game, theories, lore, who you date, mods, I don't know. I have a link in my description to my discord, VSL below. This has been Christopher Beast. I hope you all enjoyed and I hope to see you all next time.