Good morning, John. There are certain things that you only get the chance to do once in your whole lifetime. And if you don't do it, you never get to do it again. And one of those things is making a tier list of articles about your cancer diagnosis. And I, of course, decided to do this the moment that the New York Post article came out. But we'll get to that one. We're going to start with my hometown newspaper, the Mizzouliya, which did a fine job, except they didn't actually do this. It's just from the wire. This is my town. Now, I said that the article is fine, but John, they do mention you in the second paragraph, which is a little early for me. And they also picked out the saddest looking frame from my video. So this is going to be ET or this one's from the Decider. I've never noticed this before. But most of these headlines will be framed as the news is that I'm revealing something, not that the news is that something is happening to me, which I actually quite like. The news is that I have made this information available. It's health stuff. So the news isn't that I have cancer. It's that I've revealed that I have cancer. Now, saying this sucks so bad in the headline, I don't like that because that makes it sound bad and scary. And they didn't mention you, John, early on, but there is a whole blurb that says more on John Green. So that's going to put that in the ET or for me as well. We're starting off week CBS news as you might be unsurprisingly here to find job. I'm going to put this one in the BT or New York Times. I like this headline, Hengry, novelist, and YouTube star. Not even author novelist. Also, no scare quotes. It says treatable cancer. Great. Love that. Now, John, you do make an early appearance in paragraph number three, but then they go on to give me two full paragraphs about my books, which fantastic love that I'm going to give that an A. The Hills got me in as a popular YouTuber and TikTok creator revealing my diagnosis. I like that, but it's middle of the pan. NPR here in the pop culture section YouTube star. That's what I get and I'll allow it. Did a good job of condensing things down real quick, getting the point across, but then the best part is that in the NPR article, the author left me some suggestions for bummer-free media. This to me seemed like the kind of person who's probably in the community. So I did check it out till the Wilson got a day might be giant, Slerick, and the Twitter bio and follows me on Twitter. So we're just going to guess that this isn't their first exposure to Nerdfighteria. So NPR alone by itself in the S-tier for a very nice condensed article that got the point across and told me to play Animal Crossing. CNN is going to get a point off for just calling me YouTuber and not YouTube star. So it would have been an A, but it's going to be a B. Los Angeles Times kicks it off with Hank Green YouTube star and John Green's brother. It's a good article, but I did find that a little bit disappointing, especially because you actually can put in for Google purposes, like the shortened version of the headline for search results. So that one just says, Hank Green, John Green's brother has cancer, it sucks. So I apologize for this Sally Times, but you're heading in for that D-tier. Now Huff-Po took a miss on the news is the reveal angle and just said Hank Green has cancer and instead the news is what is Hodgekins' lymphoma, which I actually like. They interviewed somebody from the leukemia and lymphoma society. They talked to an oncologist. I'm going to put this in the S. This was the daily gossip. We got some Jay-Z and Beyonce news here, but as you scroll down, Hank Green has been diagnosed with cancer and live action power puff girls dead at the CW. So that's going to go in the F tier. I don't feel like that's the right vibe. I think you got the vibe wrong. The variety gave me a right up. I like this right up because it's more about the entertainment and issue part of things, which I am a part of and they did a good old job about that. They put the fact that I'm going to miss VidCon in the headline. I understand that's sort of like the most applicable news here to variety, but still, but the variety article does in green-coded VidCon's tweet and said, this is so frustrating. Please have so, so much fun at VidCon without me. And including that, bonus point. USA Today with what I see as a miss, author of vlogger Hank Green opens up about cancer diagnosis in YouTube video, bad news. It is bad news, but like that's scary and I know what you're trying to do and I don't like it. So I'm going to give you a deal. They didn't give them more of the novels, so I'm going to bump you up to a C. Okay. But today shows perspective, I liked a lot. Here's what he wants his fans to know. That's a great friend and I liked it. So I'm going to put you within PR in the S. And finally we're going to end off with our little friends, but do your post. This is Hank Green, reveals cancer diagnosis author says it sucks so bad. I did get author in there, so that's a bonus point, but you're going to get a negative bonus point later on, you'll see. Again, I feel a little bit of the scare quote by behind the sucks so bad part, but most importantly later in the article, it says this sucks so bad, but I'm already learning so much mostly about myself, you noted in the video's description. And then use this picture. What? What are you doing? Look at their tweet about it. They put the pencil picture in the tweet. And that's not even the strangest thing I was actually in the New York post two times last week. The other time for an article called Invisible Creatures are having sex on your face while you sleep, which you can find out about on Journey to the Magro Cosmos. So apparently I have some fans over there. Anyway, yeah, that's F tier, which completes our tier list. Everybody, this is obviously been a pretty tough time for me, are now a week after my first chemo feeling much better than I was a few days ago. chemo has been pretty miserable already, but I'm getting amazing care and I have so much support and there's been so much good vibes and I just can't say how much I appreciate it. It has really pushed me through some of the hard times and feeling not alone in a moment like this is a fantastic privilege. I'm really glad I was feeling up to make a video today. John, I'll see you on Tuesday.