What's some of the stupidest shit you ever got a woman for? Going to the Akri, uh, for Akri, man. She said she got an ass woman for a hang of being on the floor. A hang of being on the floor? What? You got an ass woman for saying you gonna call your daddy. You're having a happy day. And the percent of black households. Look at the white people like what's the problem? Hold on, I'm about to say if we get an answer from this, this is gonna flip the whole world. Oh, he didn't laugh. He knew this. He was coming. And then I got a body in there. Oh, there abuse. I've got to go. Hello, man. My name is Chico B. I'm a little bit of a star. I read some of my bad jokes. Could you tell the crowd here, the 85 South Show, what is the stupidest thing you ever got your ass for? I forgot my ass was. You have never gotten your ass what? What the fuck are you staying on, Orange? She stayed with horses. Oh, my goodness. Damn, white lady. How come you be getting on with my- That's one of these Hispanic people. We want to translate that ass woman into English tonight. Let me see something. Ask somebody Spanish, DC. Why you ain't get up? Hey, Brian. Sit down. You ain't got to go nowhere, man. I know you. He was got up. You're a stomach got up before you. Sit down. Hey, Brian, you're good. You good, Brian. Just chill, bro. It's going to be an easy night of work for you. Oh, yeah. Oh, there. Oh, these family right here, Brian. Wait a second. Oh, nigga, when did Sue come in now? All right. Is this your wife here? Is his wife? All right. What's the stupidest thing you ever got your ass what for? I mean, the bar's closed. I'm going to get my ass booked for that probably. On the building? Oh, my gosh. I've got a Chinese lady of drink. You tried to get your homeboy's wife of drinking. He going to beat your y'all into that freakish shit. All right. I know what y'all going to do. Yeah, they're going to get trucking them, but they do push your dick in her mouth. No. No. No. Yo, white people really did it. Where the white people in there, they got their ass. What? I'm going to real white people. That's the white girl in the front. I'm going to get the white people in there. Where the white people in there. Where the white people in there. They're trying to block white people in there. Oh, brits. Where you at? Hold up right here with the tenters out. She got a weapon before. I mean, that's my man, Brian. Brian, you're a big boy. You're a big boy. All right. He's a big one. You're a big one. You've been in the game for a while. You've got to go. What's your name? You've never got your ass booked for. I'm going to say when I was really young, like, your voice is like that, my name. Do you see what his voice sounds like? I think a big ass. What do you got to add? What for? I don't want to let you know that. He's a friendly guy. That's my birthday. I don't want to. The way that Brian explained what he got his ass booked for. That's my birthday. Hello, Brian. We got to hit a risk. So that's your grandpa's house. And I was like, five. Got behind the wheel of his car. He was jumping up and down, put it in the gear, and went through the neighbor's fence. Wow. Wait, you guys didn't hear it. He said he was five years old at his grandpa's house. And he jumped in his grandpa's car, and put them on the fucking drive, and drove his grandpa's car through a fence. You're a random guy. You got your ass booked for that? Listen, everything he would be dead, did him on the fuck. If they drove their grandpa, grandpa can't let through the fence. Hey, Chico, can you see your grandma just dragging you through the neighborhood? A lot of while I had to kill my grandson. For fucking with my car, Lord. I didn't know you wanted to miss through Jesus. You should have said something. Damn, Brian. What kind of car were we, Brian? It's bullshit. We got to call it. He said it was like us today. Chico, that shit was so funny to what he said. I don't even know if the people heard what he said. Yeah, when I was about five years old, I was looking for my grandpa's house. Grandpa's grandpa. Grandpa? No, it's grandpa's grandpa. We got Popeye, Pops. We got Popeye. OG. OG. I'm from the South. We got grandad. I need a good one now. Grandad. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. Stupidest shit I ever got my ass hooked for. I got on the wrong bus when I was a young nigga. We was downtown DC, right? And I was, my mother used to let me run around in front of her by myself. So, he used to catch the 62 to get back up town. So, I got on the 64. And I looked around and my mama wasn't on the bus. I was like, I'm on my way to here. Oh, man. It's my man on the bus. Niggas, my mama ran down and seen me getting off that bus. I looked up my ass in front of a hex. Hex don't even exist no more. It was at the poppin' store. But I was getting my ass loose so bad in front of the store. Now people was standing in a window like, damn, what do you do? On the street. So, the worst thing happened. I asked woman I ever got out of my grandma house. Anybody about trailer, they got the stealths that's just like this. That's just attached to this trailer. So, you know, the concrete on the stuff start cracking the shit. So, me and my cousin, like man, we gonna help grandma get the get her stuff together and get all these crack pieces off that bitch. We was too young to understand that without the crack pieces, they wouldn't know goddamn steps. So when we got all the shit off, she came outside and thought a new stuff was fucked up, and she was like, get your ass thing, huh? Man, she whipped us all goddamn long. I don't even know if I'm related to my grandmother. That bitch whipped me like a strange job. But that was, that was, you know what? My stupidest ass woman was when I went to the ice cream truck, and then went to the ice cream truck. Went to the ice cream truck, and then get back $9.80 green. My mama said, don't go. Now they come with the ball. I heard they got down truck. I said, fuck, I'm gonna go to the street. I go to the street, get me some ice cream, huh? All you hear here, you mama coming out to the street? And you know mama, oh, she had her cane. And you see where it is. Nigger, I have my bite in my eye cream. Nigger, so I come back down, and you know what I'm trying to tell her? Mama, I just got an ice cream. I just got a, don't you know she peaked that cane up in pouditane. Fuck, eye cream failure. See, like get in the house. Look, I got my ass wound for going to get my eye cream. You ever got your ass wound while you was riding your bike? When your mama just pop up like a motherfucking ninja, you r- Ha, ha, ha, ha. You knew you up the speed. Your mom's here waiting on your head to pay it back. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Did not tell your ass to get out of here and get the cartail out. I remember mama's home. Jane really loved my head. She knocked the bike, the bike kept rolling. She ain't, she ain't even, Jane ain't really with my ass, but you can't, well you young, you can't laugh at your parents if they fuck up like as a child. I can't. No, I couldn't. I remember mama right through the door. Hey, mom, if you're watching this besides still, that shit was hilarious. But my mama was in the freezer right, or in the refrigerator, and the freezer door was open. And she lifted up her head on that freezer, and then the whole fridge right up and all of- Ha, ha, ha, ha. Boy, she was like, oh, come here. You think shit funny around here, huh? I was like, well, mom, no, they were shit funny, rap, I could have killed my goddamn self. Did you win the hell no, my mama, no daddy, no big head, that's a little nigga. Nigga, my daddy had all time was nigga that shit. So shit, go on, go on. Dude, we're dude, the real shit. Hey, nigga, my daddy had all time a cheat call. She'd be funny in here, bro. He's the enemy, you wanna go get something to eat? I'm like, hey, yeah, you know what you want? I want some McDonald's, nigga, we're getting the car, nigga, right. Right. Right. Nigga's just right. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm paying eight million on a ride. I'm like, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, I want to go to McDonald's. I'm gonna go to McDonald's, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. Hey, that's the worst feeling in the world as a kid. When you gotta keep riding past it, McDonald's. And you scared to ask, you know what, past the third one. Mommy, could I get some McDonald's? What'd she say? We got McDonald's at the motherfucking house. I ain't buyin' no goddamn McDonald's. See, I got an ass whooping for that. Word. My time, my mama told me, we got McDonald's at the house. I can get to the house, I wait about 20 minutes. Sitting on the couch, I walked back, but there was a way, yo McDonald's mad. Ooh, she definitely won't join. Jenny, make the burn of the Lux, ass whooping bed. Man, ass whooping bed. You know what? Yes, we're real stuff. No one day we went to McDonald's and they forgot to give me some sweet sauce. Hey, my grandma, we can go back. Ooh, she took you, I was like, Grandma, didn't give me no sauce, you gotta go back, should be like, I ain't going back, baby. The only thing that got damn sweeps out of ourselves, hell, I don't know how to make sweeps out of ourselves. And this is why I fucked up in. I was so hurt cuz you know you can't eat nuggles without no sauce. I said grumbum, you alive. You