Back and down 20, 503 to go. Someone has run on the field. Some guy with a bra. And now he's happy and chased. He's running down the middle of a 40. Arms in the air in a victory salute. He's pulling down his pants. Put up your pants, my man. Pull up those pants. He's being chased at a 30. He breaks a tackle from a security guard. The 20, down the middle of a 10. The five. He slides at the one. And they converge on him at the goal line. Pull up your pants, take off the bra and be a man. And the players with hands on hips at the other end of the field are looking at him and shaking their head and saying, why, why, is this taking place in his Super Bowl?