Give it a go, we eat time! Was everybody? Ah, so many snakes. That's nice. My name is Lee and I am Asian from Vietnam, actually. Bad, what's the difference? Let's be honest. So I was born here in Australia, actually. I was just going to tell you that growing up here is really tough because racism is really hard. I just wanted to fit in. I was just so tall and I spoke perfect English. I just never got the attention for the cool Nazis. It's not fair. Speaking of not fair, make some noise if you are married. That was way more enthusiastic than I expected from married people. I am also married for five years now, yep, going for the record. My wife, she is a primary school teacher. No, no, no, not the sexy kind, with the glasses, the spank, the razz, the ruler. The now kind, the one who hands out participation trophies and just congratulates you on just doing normal shit. I hate it. I'm not going to fuck around. I hate her job. She's in the audience and her face is terrible. It's modified right now, but I'm being honest. I hate her job because she brings her work home with her. What I mean by that is she treats me like a kid. And I'm not a kid. I'm a man. If I'm cooking and it doesn't taste that good, she's like, great trying, honey. Or if I'm cleaning and it's not that great, she's like, don't worry, you'll do better next time. And that's encouraging. But it's not as encouraging during sex. So now this is saying, I have some trouble following through. We do have a kid, so I have had sex at least once. And we found out the gender straight away because having a baby shouldn't be like going to the casino, you know? It's not like, it's not like, it's a girl. Fuck. What a waste of money. We do actually have a girl, which is great. I wanted a boy, obviously. You know what I was annoying? The doctor didn't just say, hey, it's a girl. No, she started talking in fancy medical speak. She's got the scanner and she's like, well, here you can see the labia. I'm like, labia, labia. Is that like the medical term for testicles? Because if it is, my labia is itchy. And also it gave me a baby boy, yeah! I was wrong. I'm an actor. So I have to say that being an Asian actor in Australian media is very tough. There is currently two jobs out there. One is Vietnamese drug deal. Two is Korean drug deal. So it's tough. That is it. So I went to an audition and they gave me two lines. It was, how could you do this to me? I'm so disappointed. So I go in auditioning for the part of Vietnamese drug deal. How could you do this to me? So disappointed. So the cost and director goes, okay, great, great good stuff, good stuff. Now, can you do it in Asian? What that means, I have no fucking idea. But I really want the job. So I'll just go for it, right? I'll just do it the only way that I know how. How could you do this to me? I'm so disappointed. I haven't heard back from that audition. It's been two years. But I didn't learn Vietnamese growing up. My parents only spoke to me in that bad, broken English that I love so much. To this day, I'm thoroughly entertained by my parents. I started an office job recently and my dad comes up to me and he goes, hey boy, at your new job, do you have a fuck machine? You know the fuck machine. Dad, where do you think that I work? And what is a fuck machine? You know the machine, you put the paper in, you put the button, then you can send the fuck to the other machine. And you mean a fuck machine? Dad, what the fuck I say? That's not a big one.gue sweetief Weep Hey, John! you