Oh, and I can explain it. It's a secret for you all now. You'll wonder, I'm a stewardess, and I'm stuck on the mic stand. Thank you for coming to my intro. My name is Amanda, and if my comedy was in a Hogwarts house, it would be Riffendork. My name is Amanda, and all the podcasts I listen to have ads for therapists. This was a litmus test. There are not a lot of millennials here tonight. No one here who loved the early 2000s Amanda Bines classic, the Amanda Show. That's okay. Oh, you guys like it? I was about to start talking, but you guys were honest with me though, and I appreciate your honesty. I want to be honest with you, so between you guys, me and everyone who watched this on YouTube later, okay, can you find something to yell real quick? Is that okay? Yeah. Okay, thank you. You're just to you guys. Okay. This is really scary now, because I just have to tell you this, what's your name? Of Lane. Lane. Okay, Lane, I am a proud bitch-dream buyer. Okay. I'm sensing some confusion. I'm sensing a lot of confusion, so for clarity, bitch-drinks have 14 words in the name and 15 ingredients in the drink. Bitch-drinks taste like what Alisa-Fryne-Tarper-Tieper looks like. That's for the millennial. Bitch-drinks are delicious up until they're dangerous, and I'll get that. State of differently, a bitch-drink is an adult beverage that is delightful to consume. Just to pose this, if you will, against man-drinks. Man-drinks taste like swallowing campfire logs so that you don't have to put it out. Man-drinks are what you drink when you want to prove yourself rather than enjoy yourself. And if you're confused about which category you fall in, think about this with me. Do a thought experiment. You can do a fire-foss. If you're in the woods and you're starting to death, you see a tree. If you're a bitch-drink buyer, you're going to pluck a fruit from that tree. You're going to eat it. That's going to be good. You're a man-drink buyer. You're nine on the bar. Why are you doing that? Why? Why? Why are you don't be in the fiber? Why are you doing that? It's crazy. It's crazy. But all that said, I do still drink man-drinks, usually for one specific purpose. You guys remember bars? I've had boobs and no male chaperone. A guy was going to come get you. Can I go get your drink? He's like, oh, he has to die now. He's like, oh my god. Yes, let's do a shot of that tequila. He's like, oh, you're free. I don't know. Maybe it was some tequila. I might be a freak. I don't know. So he'd order the shots and you'd see the bartender become a big character in your plot now. You're feeling bad, but you got to let him do it because we're committed now. So he cuts the line, gets the salt shaker, makes the virgin sacrifice, does the whole thing to prepare one fucking shot of tequila, right? And then the guy, because he knows what makes a woman aroused, grabs the shot glass like a crane game, nothing sexier than this. And he hands it to you, and you're like, I don't drink much. And so you go cheers and you clean the glass and when he turns away, licks his hand, salt, sit, and does the line bit, you've already taken the shot, neat and left to another bar. I see some of you not laughing and it's because I recognize you and I've done this to you. Get over it. It was clumber. You never saw a comment. I will just say one more quick thing really fast. Bags. It's called bags. You ask holes, call it corn hole. It's not corn hole. You're not throwing corn into a hole. You're throwing bags. You'll look beans. Would bean hole too gross for you? Corn hole sounds like it's in the rural commasutra and you're telling me that fun game to you and not the corn hole. I'm so surprised that half of you didn't just get up right here. I was like, let's pull our ideians and then pass it off. But you guys are fun. And now you know you can be a little smarter and a little happier than it's bags. Right? Can we agree with bags? I'm seeing some nods. I see the people shaking your head. You're all too hurled for this. So much. I've been Amanda and Marino and have a great night.