In today's video... Ew, another Mr. Beast video. I'm not subscribing. We are going to be doing it! Jimmy? Uh... Jimmy? Jimmy? Ugh! NOOOOO! AHHHH! No, you just want to subscribe, Jimmy. That's why you're doing this? No, no. There is something wrong with your heart. And I need to fix it. What? I need to open you up and fix that heart. That's why I have... This... No, Jimmy. Don't do this, please. Nobody unsubscribes for me. Nobody. Oh, Carl. Carl, please, Carl. Carl. Here you go, Jimmy. Thanks, Carl. If you subscribe... I'll show you what happens next.