Hello my friend welcome to the comedy club I will be telling you some cheesy Russian jokes okay let's begin what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror hello me what cheese do you use to disguise a small horse miscaponiaえっ at hotel staken listelben what cheese miles in a small house come to shotgun cheese with the cheese grow on a tree. No, but an apple. There's another type of cheese. What did the cheese sell, one see? That cheese may be goda, but this one is feta. That is terrible. Did you hear about the cheesy comedian? He had some crackers. That is me. Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because from us today, because from us phrase. I don't look at it. Shall I tell you the clever cheese joke? It might go way over your head. Where would you buy a second-hand cheese? Bre-be. What happened when the cheese factory exploded? The tree went everywhere. Did you hear about the cheese that failed? It fell at the final curdle. I was walking below block of flats other day and some else flew. I turned around and I'm already home at your home. Just one more. What cheese do you use to get the bear out of a tree? Cameraman bear. Thank you. I'm going to take a small break and I'll be back after. Please don't leave. I need this.