Music Well I woke up this morning and what did my eye see? A day of opportunity staring back at me There's plenty YouTube channels gonna upload today And that means money, money, money gonna take it all away Time to browse my favorite creators on YouTube Let's see who I can steal from today My job here is simple but it takes some dedication After all there's so much to go through There's way too many people here just trying to make a living So let's get to work and see who we can screw We are UMG and we are trying to make a buck Because we don't already have enough to spare If you even think about our music we don't give a buck We'll take your money and live without a care Music Hey Chad, hey Brad I just got 15 million views worth of revenue from this dude's video Sweet! How much of the video was claimable? Eight tenths of a second Nice! Not the unlush norm any ladder even Mr. Beast can slide a split second under our nose We manually search your channel for anything we feel Might give us grounds to create your videos Or that won't we don't really care We are UMG and we are trying to make a buck Because we don't already have enough to spare If you even think about our music we don't give a buck We'll take your money and live without a care Hey guys so we've been having some complaints from some creators large and small who seem to think that you might be claiming a bunch of videos that you don't really have the grounds to claim I know it's stupid Get the fuck out right? Okay, okay, no problem We are UMG and we are trying to make a buck Because we don't already have enough to spare If you even think about our music we don't give a buck We'll take your money and live without a care This is a claim from Universal Music Group No, no, no, this video's already claimed obviously This is a claim on you, you, the person watching this video We've claimed your entire fucking being for breathing air Our music was made by people that also breathe air So fuck you, we own you now, deal with it