YOUR LIFE! Sarah Michelle것도! Uno, Brothers! Oh, tractors has been корп proporti play Did you watch the cabriot video from today with things people tell me to say, can I throw these? Yes, you may pull that out and throw them away. Good for you. Thank you. I want to know when the robot Jeff went to Marty Gras. Well, Jeff and I were in New Orleans together with Channing Tatum, actually. Oh, I hope Channing took off his shirt and not the robot. Oh, Channing took off his shirt. Channing. Just asking. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, Jenna, if you're watching. Lou, what Channing? Channing doesn't watch this shirt. No, Jenna. Oh, Jenna? Yeah, no, she doesn't watch this shirt. You're a new baby. Right. Yeah, they ain't watching this. They're not this late. Actually, you know what? They probably are up this late watching the show. There is that, too. Yeah, there is that kind of you have children, don't you? I do. I have two. I have a four-year-old and a one-year-old. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey. No, no, no. I have two kids, too. What's going on in the box? No way. No way. No way. Hold on. Did you carry those two children? I've carried the system of war. Did you birth those children? Yes. You didn't follow Nobel Prize Week, did you? I'm actually involved. I was hoping I was going to win one of those. Well, at Nobel Prize? Yeah. For what? Buffie? Sure. Oh! I know. You know what? I'm ready. You know, when you were doing Buffie, you were working my friend Tony Hedd, Anthony Stewart Hedd. I love that. I love him, too. And you know what's so funny? I was awestruck in the beginning, because he was the coffee guy. Do you remember the coffee guy? Yeah, that's right. Taster's blend. Taster's choice. Taster's choice. Taster's choice. Yeah. It was called Go. You look very cut. This is good. You look way more comfortable than me, doesn't it? Well, that's probably not a good thing. Are you not comfortable? How can I make you comfortable? Massage? Yeah. You like a smokeable? Yeah, there's nothing in it. It's CBS. I don't know. Yeah, I know. Do you smoke? Sequent. Do I smoke what? I don't know marijuana, crack, whatever. Yeah. Of course, you have children. You can't. Of course, that I have children. You have a one-year-old? I do. I have a one-year-old. He just turned one last week. My daughter turned four, and 12 hours later, my son turned one. Oh, boy. Clearly, I'm fertile one day. Yeah, you have good sleep. Clearly, you're good. Well, honey, it's time. Baby time. 13 years. What do you want? You know, it's how it goes. Yeah, it's all right. One. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. I'm going to get these 12. Okay, right. See, that's preteen, right? Yeah. See, I'm hoping that you can give them back when they're teenagers, and then get young ones back again. That's what I'm hoping for. I don't want a teenager. You'll be all right. It's fine. They're fine. Yes, and fine. Is your older ones a girl? A little teenage girl, yeah. Yeah. I don't like that. There's not your mistake. I don't like myself once a month. Forget having like another one. Whoa! Yeah, I know. So, anyway. CBS sitcom was Robin. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. He's very funny, Robin. You know, he has a future in comedy. He has a funny man. Yeah, he has. And also, he looks good in a dress. You said that to me like, I don't look good in a dress. You clearly... Well, I thought I'd mean you were like... Well, I'm just saying, I saw your playboy bunny outfit. I've now seen him in a form of a Priscilla Queen of the desert type outfit, and he might have you that's all I'm saying. I think what you might have is bitch stole my look. I'm just throwing it down there, that's all. No, that's all. When I was working with Anthony Stewart-Headdell, I made out with him every night. It was a rocky horrorshow. I played Brad Major's. He played... Friggin' for it. I have the best story about that. What? I think you might have just been making fun of him. I mocked you a little bit, but only to punish you for that earlier thing you did to me over there. I don't know if I deserved it, but okay. Anyway, we were talking about Anthony Stewart-Headd. One year he surprised me and came out in full Frank and Ferdar drag and did the entire Sweet Transvestite number for me. It was one of the greatest nights of my life. I did that eight shows a week for a year with him. Right. And I didn't care for it at all. I did. No, he was very good at it, actually. Yeah, he was very... I taught my daughter the time warp the other day, and my husband got really mad at me. Yeah, you taught her. Well, I didn't show him the video or heard the video. Like, great. Now I'm going to get my kids up. No, I showed her the... I taught her how to do the dance. It's see, he jumped to the left, just stepped to the right. Yeah, yeah, the pelvic thrust is going to drive you and say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's four. She drives me and say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, it was good. Oh, yeah. You see, you think that was a no-go? You're with my husband on that one? Yeah, I think so, really. I mean, be careful. You know. Yeah. Where were our time? Okay, great. Thanks for having me. It was awesome. No, no, I... Great. Here, clearly, clearly you enjoyed this. Wait. Am I getting room service? Maybe. Do you want to call room service? Do you have room service? Yes, I do. Yeah. Oh, wait. You must do it. Hello, room service? Yes, host. Is that you, Jerry? Yes, I'm here. Hold on a second. Are you a phantom, Sarah? Big fan, Sarah. All right. Well, there you are. Here we go. Wait, is it breakfast all day? No, the room service guy. Could I get like an omelette or something? Certainly. Certainly, ma'am. What would you like an amulet? Have you? All right. We've got that. Share anything else for you, ma'am. Wait, wait, wait. You code her, Sarah. What the hell was that? I was going to get it. Sorry, I was just watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. Go ahead there. Um... Do you want to hold your own phone? I feel like... Oh, I've got to hold the phone. I'm your guest. All right, then. Treat me like a lady. I mean, seriously. I will certainly do that. Whatever you want, ma'am. I'll... I think... I think... Yeah, yeah. I think it's done. It's over. I'm still here. Awkward. Kind of... There you go, then. Cow? No, horse. Yeah. Horse. I didn't know you were... Permitted for horses on town stages. Well, you don't need a permit for that one, because there's not a real horse. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, you don't need a permit for that one, because there's not a real horse. What? No, no, no. It's a part horse part... What is the other part? Part horse part cocaine. Interesting. Mm-hmm. Hybrid. Do you drive one of those? I do. I do. It has a great little plug that I plug in, and I kill all the power in our house every time, and I can't plug it in on an outlet with something else, and then I have no car and no lights. But it's, I love the car. He made me want to buy one right there. Right, right. Because you didn't tell you what brand. Oh, I know what brand. Yes. Oh. Right. Fine. Obviously. You just fight with me. I'm not fighting with you. I never get invited back. No, you are. I can't make the most of it right now. You are here. Have a drink. What's in there? Water's in there. I can't make, um, in Japan. Snake. Say it. I'm a lady, remember? With children. Yep. But snake. I don't know what, there's only like three things that you could possibly always say. Was it one's, two's, or, oh. One's. Snake one's? Mm-hmm. Why would you do that? In Japan, it was something in honor of thing. I think they were just messing with the dumb guys. Yes, they were messing with you. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to get drunk, drink some snake? Two-tsy fruits. Serum is your guy, everybody. Everybody. Hey. I don't give a f***. That's what I'm saying. If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Now that's true. But I would like to add, if you want absolutely nothing, nothing said or done. I love this joke. If you want nothing said or done. I love this joke. If you want nothing said. I mean, it'll be worth it. That is going to be great. That is going to be great. It'll be fine. Do you know this joke? Great joke, mate. If you want. God, think, man, be a professional. If you want something, if you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman if you want. Absolutely nothing said or done. Ask a cat. Have you ever heard that?