All right, my next guest is an Emmy award-winning comedian. He starts in A to B.O.'s first sitcom, Lucky Louis. The premier is Mrs. Sundanide at 10.30. Please welcome Louis C.K. First off, congratulations on your show and I thank you. How are the kids doing? Really good. Yeah. I got two kids. Right. Two daughters. One of them is one year old. Right. And I don't really know nothing about her. Really? Well, she hasn't said anything. So she's one. And people always ask about her like, what's going on with your baby? She's a baby. You ever seen her baby? That's exactly what's going on with her. Really? What am I going to say? She got fired from Target. You know, she's suing her boss. You know, there's nothing to say. Yeah, I see. I see. It's a lovely set. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Look, if she had set something I'd tell you, she said, she was like a two-headed baby. I'd have all kinds of stories. Right. We got her in Asia. She's in the paper. You have another baby. The other one's four. Kitty, right? That's her name. And she's a stripper? Kitty? She's better. I don't know. Is it Cassidy? You just call her Kitty or is it Kitty? No, I'm just kidding. Kitty. All right. I don't know why this exists. No, I know. I know. Hey, well, look. All options are open to her. What is that? This is America. She wants to be a stripper. Why God be the best stripper you've been. You've been a attorney general named Kitty. She, uh, a four-year-old's a different story. Right. Because that's a fully formed personality. She's a total person. And if I was to describe her in one word, I'd have to say that she's kind of an ass-f**k, honestly. You know what? She is. But you will remember there. Okay? How many times can you tell a person put your shoes on before you just want to kick them in the face? Right. I'm not just kidding. You know something, I... I now believe Kitty will be a stripper. Here's the thing. Okay. I'm sorry to use the word, but it's the only... I know you're going to believe it. It's the only word. There's no other word to describe this. I'm kind of... She's a f**k. Here's the way I look at it. If you're with a group of people, you're trying to go somewhere. You can't go because a member of your party just refuses to put their shoes on. That person isn't ass-f**k. Yeah. And she's rude. She's mean. Really? I'm sorry she doesn't give it. Like the other day, I'm talking to my wife. Right. And she just breaks in. She doesn't care. Right. She just goes, Mom, I saw a doggy today. She just breaks in. I think... Now I'm not going to be a jerk and I don't like it. I just go, okay, I'll roll with this. So I go, really, where was the doggy? She says, I'm telling Mom and not you. I'm like, hey, screw you. I'm just asking to be nice anyway. You think I really care about the doggy's song? That was going to be an amazing story that she saw a doggy. I got better stories than you. I'm a comedian. I have an interesting life. I'm going to go on the t-shirt and tell people your ass f**k to my wife. I'm going to do that. You get childs, can't have a golf child services. What the f**k, man? Here's the thing. Yeah. Nobody ever calls her on her whole BS. That's what it is to be a four-year-old. You're just impervious to any kind of... Like, we played hide and seek the other day. And she sucks hide and seek. She's the worst hide and seek player. And I got to pretend she's amazing. So I just feel like an idiot. Like, when it's my turn to hide, she calls me word to hide. She picks my hiding place. She's like, hide in the closet. And I'm like, but then you hide in the closet! So I hide in the closet. Because I don't care about the game. And then she comes in like, I found you. Like that? And I got to go, wow! How did you figure out where you told me to hide? Yeah. Yeah. That's a... What about you, this? I'm not about her very well. It's worse when she hides. Because when she hides, look, I'm not even doing comedy. I just don't know where to talk to. I hate this person. But I'm not. When she's hiding... This is her hiding. She just goes like this. That's it. There's nothing here. She's not behind the thing. She just... And I can't just walk in and go, yeah, you're right there, idiot. You know? She'll cry like a bitch for like an hour. Yeah. So I got to walk in the room. And I have to go where? Could she be? I'm looking at her, making eye contact. And I'm going to tell you something that she... I don't see her. How does she live with herself? I don't know. So... We're playing hide and seek. I'm sorry. And if my wife and I are playing a version where she tells me places I should look. Right? So my daughter's just in the middle of the room. We're just like a family of idiots. And my wife is going, why don't you look under the bed? So I'm like, oh, you know what? She goes, looking, the cupboard tried to cut okay. And I go, look, she goes, not that one. She wouldn't be in there. And I'm like, all right. And she goes, no, there's dishes in there. I'm like, well, maybe she took a dish out. And maybe she got... Now we're having an actual fight, Jay. Who do you miss, Jay? I'm standing in place. She's an ass. Yeah. She's an ass. Yeah. Yeah. It's a... Yeah. Now, is this really eight-beals first sitcom? Because I think of like Caribbean Thusy. I don't know if some of those are not officially sitcoms. Well, they're not shot in front of an audience. Like our show is shot on videotape in front of an audience. It looks like all in the family. Oh. But it's HBO. Right. So it's like you're watching the honeymooners and he says, they Alice shut the F up. It's like that. Oh, I see. But I like it because that's the way people talk. And if you have kids and you're losing your mind and your wife hates you, you use the F word now and again. Right. Okay. So we don't avoid it. We don't use it too much, but we don't... It's just this... It's a show where we can really flex our muscles and do a real job. Right. You just do whatever you want. About having a family. Well, that's good. Now, how is... Actually, we can't show a clip, obviously, because... There's no... We can show a clip. There was no 30-second period where there was somebody up for tell. Even though, exactly, explain the actual set of you. A married guy in the show. Oh, my guy... I play a guy who works in a muffler shop. So I'm not even a real mechanic. I'm like a mechanic, you know? They still have mufflers. They do have muffler shops. Yeah, I work at a minick here or something. Right. Whatever. Sorry. Whatever. I'm allowed to say. And my wife is a nurse, so she works full-time, so she makes the benefits in my little daughters and asks, he hates me. That's the sort of the setup of the show. And we live in a little apartment, kind of like Ralph Graham's old apartment, and they just do it out. Okay. That's just a family comedy. Well, it's out. And now it's just Sunday at 10.30, right? After on tour. After on tour. I play. Every time. That's a very funny show. Thanks for watching, buddy. We ride back with Poison right after this, ladies and gentlemen.