Hey, do you have ruler? What? Do you have ruler? Why? Need measure. What do you need to measure? Private? Hold on. Why are you talking like that? Me talk normal. No you not. Do you have ruler? Use your words like a normal person. Hey, how is? Bad. He won't speak normally. He unreasonable. Relax. Tell going on. I don't know. I ask he have ruler. He not give flabbergasted pineapple. Why need ruler? Need measure. Need compare. Have ruler. Do? Follow. Measure compare mine. I'm surrounded by morons.