You haven't been acting quite like yourself and frankly, we're thinking about putting you up for adoption. You know, this game's a lot fun when a person who's playing it actually has a dig in balls. Now I know that you're 12. Oh! Your breath smells like the inside of a Halloween costume, Bob. Really? What grade? I'm pretty sure it was a freshman. What was your name? McKenzie. McKenzie? Which side's your dick on? Yeah. Was she born? I think I'm letting her. She's brunette. Gotta push it on this muole. Until the box. Oh, I thought you were gonna kiss me? Yeah. I mean, I'm less. I mean, I'm less, I'm less, what? Yeah, nothing. Yeah? I mean, the hardest part is giving him to... Okay. You go first. Is your new? I have to feel like you're giving me mixed signals. Okay, usually you put this thing on first, so you already fucked up. So... Well... I'm gonna have to improvise. Name of the game. Nap count. Let's put this bad boy in half. And one of the most napkins wins. Hmm... Wait, two... Two. Look at how hard he can't hold the guitar with his pale basin. I can't. I thought it was gonna sort of... There was more stuff in that box. Box. You just introduced me to nap count. You already chipped me. This is my first time playing and you're already cheating. I can't. I lost count. Well, let's start over again. Oh, shit. Oh, it's not like golf. You just have to have more. You got it more. Oh, okay. You can just read it. Oh, look, is it something, man? How you doing? We're just playing the amp-tell. It's a pretty game, man. No, it's... It's whatever. Well, I was wrong with you. Why do you look so down in the dumps? I have had the shittiest day... today. That's no good. Tell us about it, boy. That's what? I wake up and I immediately shit my pants. That's no good. Like, you woke up and you had a turd in your johnies or... No. Not even that. I woke up and just let it go. Right in my sheets, right in my bed sheets. I'm sorry. This is the shit you're nice. This is the worst. Well, that's not even the start of it. Did it get worse? I get up and decide I didn't want to find our energy shop. Because, you know, shooting yourself kind of takes it out of you. And so I walked to the convenience store and right when I walk in there, I shit in the convenience store. You shit like you shit in your pants and the doors... You look nice on the restroom. I shit my jean shorts and it drippled down my leg into my socks. That... That's very graphic. That... It was awful. I just bought these socks for tennis last week. These white socks turned brown socks. How does it get worse than shooting those pants twice? I reached back to grab my pop tarts that I got. I take a big bite out of one. And guess what I sink my teeth into. My greatest rival in this world. It was chocolate. It was a chocolate pop tart. For fuck's sake. Lucas, not only was that a bad day, that was literally a shitty day. I'm sorry. And then to put the saw gun to off. I walk in here. You guys are playing napkin stackers. Having the best day ever. Yeah, it was a pretty sweet day. We did a lot of cool shit. I got to learn a lot about mace. But I didn't know. And I can't speak for him. I think you learned a lot about me too. I learned a lot about him. Looks like you're about to have a freaking pizza party over there. I know. It'll cheer you up, Lucas. I don't know. Just a thing. Yeah. Let's go a little ignorant. Let's go a little ignorant. What? Let's just go a little ignorant. Ignorant? Ignorant. Ignorant. How do you get ignorant? Wow, that actually looked kind of fun. You give it a try boy? I try it. Got me breathing with dragons. I'll crack the egg and your basket. Your bastard. I'm real immense. And with madness. Now just imagine the magic I like to ask. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going ignorant. You have too many punchlines and too many metaphors. You got to go ignorant. You just got to go down. You think you're down. D-U-M. Grease, go. That's too ignorant. It's over the lining. It's not cool.