Hey everyone and welcome back to a totally normal backrooms video. From that one kid named Broglie, you read the title right. What am I doing this bro? But this video is a thank you all very much video for 200,000 subscribers. And I am just speechless. I have no words, but all I can say is thank you very much for this insane support. I cannot believe that over 200,000 people have clicked subscribe in six short months of Broglie existing. That's insane to me. On January 1st of this year, I posted on the community tab and I said that my end of the year goal was 100,000 subscribers on Broglie and 15 million channel views. The Broglie channel is at 200,000 subscribers and 30 million channel views. I cannot believe it just thank you all very much for this opportunity. This is my dream job. Thank you so much for allowing me to do this. This fandom and this fanbase that we've made here at Broglie is just insane and we're just getting started. I don't even know what to predict now for the end of the year goal so I'm just not going to predict anything. I'm just going to five and let it happen. Who knows, we might be a 500k. I don't even know. It's crazy. Thank you so much for the support you've given me. I'm grateful for every single one of you. Thank you for commenting and interacting with me on Discord, liking the videos. It's just all thanks to you and I genuinely appreciate all of you. Now with all this sappy stuff out of the way, let's dive into this crazy video for lack of a better word, which is five backroom entities that I would date. Here we go. Also, sub to my second channel because I just uploaded part one of the Broglie iceberg. It's pretty lit. Go check it out. Now, obviously a disclaimer for this video, it's all jokes people. Don't take anything seriously. I'm just goofing around for 200k subs. Relax. So before making this video, I scoured the entire backroom's wiki knot for any entities that I could possibly imagine dating based off of their written description, how they're supposed to behave, and if they want to rip my head off or not. And I gotta say, the pickings were indeed slim. But I was able to find five of them that I think might suffice. And those are the ones that I'm gonna be talking about today in this video. So coming in fifth place for this magnificent video isn't the T193 aka Cindy. Now hear me out for a second, hear me out. Cindy's base appearance is a robot looking thing and she is described as being very friendly and reserved. Which are pretty nice qualities, right? But what Cindy can do that I'm interested in is that she can change her appearance to look like someone from real life that you have a crush on or that you are in love with. The wiki knot even says that she can look like your first love. So I mean, that's a pretty good deal, right? When Cindy is in robot form, she seems nice and chill, but she can also look like someone that you might actually like from real life. Pretty good way to start up the list. Wonder where in the world we could go from here. Next up in the fourth spot, I put wretches. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't freak out. I know what you're saying, but I think I found a loophole in this logic. Here's the deal. What if I'm dating someone in real life and we both get sent to the back rooms and then she turns into a wretch, but somehow I find a way to cure her like using super almond water for instance or something like that. Shouldn't she technically still be a wretch or she was a wretch at one point? So does that technically mean that you could date a wretch? No? Okay, I don't know man, maybe there's like a female wretch or something that art insane. Maybe I don't know why am I doing this video? Now for third place, I have karnies and this is actually the first real humanish entity on the list. And the wiki dot says karnies can be any gender, so there's that. And there's also a ton of different types of them. Apparently you can have tall one, shorter ones, balloon ones. Most of them are way taller than normal people, but that works out because I have a thing for tall girls who are dressed up like clowns. No I don't. Also, karnies can juggle manifest pies and make hand puppets. And they're all really strong and can lift up to 500 pounds with one arm. So I mean they got a bunch of talents and they're strong and they can be any gender. So sign me up for real. I'm going to be real with you. Second place is a pretty obvious one. It's facelines. I mean these things can be relatively normal humanoids, right? Surely, maybe? If you're on level 11, I know they can because they have the level 11 effect where they act like humans from real life. So I mean, technically I could meet a nice faceline and be pretty happy. Gosh, why did I make this video? I mean they'd be kind of scary though. Imagine coming home from a long day at work on level 11 and just walking around the corner and seeing this thing standing in the hallway staring at you. And then you're like, oh hey Melissa. And for the coveted first place, I got to go with the entity called beta. Now hear me out because I didn't hear anything about this entity until I was looking, but the description is kind of vague and it's kind of cool. But the picture on the page seems like beta can manifest itself as a girl and from what I can tell, a pretty attractive girl. And it literally says under the picture, I miss you already. So it sounds like she's the one that wants me, right? Oh, and under the behavior section in the listing, the first sentence is, I want to bring eternal love and peace to those who enter my domain. So to me, it sounds like she's pretty caring and empathetic and wholesome. They're fleeing dating material and she's also a philosopher, bro. I mean, just listen to this quote from her. When life gives you lemons, turn those lemons into your paradise. We love to think around here, right? We enjoy that. What am I doing? What does this turn into? So now that the five are over with, I do have one honorable mention that I didn't put on the list, but I want to tell you about. And it's the mother entity. I guess who doesn't like mother, am I right? So yeah, that was the five backroom entities that I would quote unquote date. Like I said at the beginning of the video, this is a joke, not serious at all. And I just wanted to goof around a little for this 200k subscriber special. Thank you all so much. Like I said, I just cannot fathom the word with this milestone. We're going so fast and I just cannot believe it. Like, wow, thank you so much. Thank you to everyone who supported me. It literally means the world. Here's to hitting many more milestones. The Broglie Summer Spectacular is less than a month away now. And I'm super excited for you all to see it because I'm going to be going over levels 13 through 50 over the months of May and June. And that's 37 videos, 37 individual videos, 37 in two months, which is going to be cool. And I'm excited for it. I hope you are too. Go check the description below for any links you might want. And please go check out my second channel, Tugly. I just uploaded the first video, the Broglie iceberg and some other story times on there. I'm posting bangers regularly several times a week on there. So go check that out. It's a good time where I'm in for 50k subs on there by the end of the year. Go help me reach the goal. Thank you so much for coming here and watching to the end of the video. If you've watched here, just comment. Broglie's love. I don't know. And yeah, that is it for this video. This monstrosity of a video. I hope you enjoyed it. I love each and every one of you. And I'll see you on Wednesday for the next video where I'll be going over another bathroom level. It's a pretty cool one. I'm not going to lie. Peace. Bye.