I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. Hey look, hey the TV. What are you talking about Tristan? That's just a purple dinosaur. Come on Tristan, let's sneak on board like Sonic Snake. Do our parents even care that we're missing? In another few hours the sun will rise. Hey look, I was right about the sun. I sure hope nobody notices we're trespassing. Hey you. The eye ready. Hey kid, wait until I get my old episode. It's never gonna happen, is it? I'm actually going to do something for once. My voice gives me super stragg. Does anybody here actually believe for even one second that this guy is a ghost? I do. Anyone besides Tristan. I do. Ooh, I'm a ghost. Ooh. Oh stop it, you're not fooling anyone. It's a ghost. Tristan doesn't count. You guys, I've always sounded like this, I swear. My voice gives me super strength. Holy s**t, it really does. Yeah, we can use this rope to hang Bacora, then he'll be a dead body. Never happened in the Gunes. Well it should have. Oh no, it's what I'd willy. He's come to protect his treasure. Holy s**t on a s**t sandwich with s**t on top. Bacora, I had no idea you were Spider-Man. That's because I'm not. Now follow me, we have to get out of here. You mean you're not Spider-Man? No, I'm not. Okay, yes, I'm Spider-Man. Happy, now will you just follow me? Hooray, I'm friends with Spider-Man. Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood look out. There goes the Spider-Man. Oh stop it. But why? What in the name of Buggery happened to my Millennium Wing? I threw it away because it was evil. That was a prized family aluminum giant wanker. But it was evil. If Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees got married and had a baby, your ring would be the baby. Hold still your little punk. How? My ribs. How? My other ribs. Tristan, why are you punching him? I don't know. Joey Wheeler, you selfish bastard. Shut up Tristan, you just want to get into Serenity's pants. No, I don't. I want to have sex with her. Oh, that's what you meant. Joey, no. If you get too angry, you'll become the incredible Hulk. Tristan, I'm going to regret asking this, but why do you have a motorbike? Because in the future, card games will be played on motorbikes. Here he comes, here he comes speed racer. He's the demon on wheels. He's the demon and he's going to be chasing after someone. Hey, look, that kid must have stolen Joey's dual disk. This looks like a job for an effectual minor character man. Nice job, Tristan. Be careful, he's a fanboy. Want me to break his neck? Find the joy-joy, beings of this show. Hey, get out of our way. We have official Steve business to take care of. I don't think so. Just who in the hell do you think you are? The name's Tristan Taylor. And for the next five minutes, you guys are officially my bitches. What country you from? What? What ain't no country I have heard of? They speak English and what? What? English mother f***er do you speak it? Yeah, so I speak English. Describe what Marik Ishtar looks like. What? Say what again? Say what again? I dare you. I double dare you mother f***er. Say what? What more goddamn time? Be sure hope we don't encounter any more intrusive subplots. Did somebody say intrusive subplots? Oh, son of a b***h. Second Cody am I imaginary friends. Yeah, I'm so drunk right now. Baby I should flirt with Serenity. Go for it Tristan. She's fine for the picket. Yeah, Cody's right. Where I thought you were Cody. Does it really matter at this point? I summon dark necrophia to the field. Yeah, it's an alien just like the ones that abducted me when I was a child. Duke, I know you put a spell on Serenity so she would fall in love with you. And I want the antidote. Sorry Tristan, I can't help it if the ladies love to play with my dice. You just brought sexy back for the last time, which... Kick his ass Tristan. Yeah, really f*** him up good. There is your broomstick. No, hey, stop dodging. Hey. Hey, my face gives me super st- I'm trippy. Trippy. Hi. No Cody. Or maybe it was Zack. Duke, no matter what happens to us, I want you to remember one thing. In another few hours, the sun will rise. What the f*** does that mean? I don't know, but it's true. I can't hold on, Duke. I can feel my hands slipping. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. Oh no, is it terrible? We're going to die. I can't, I can't. Jesus. Hey, Duke. What? Just kidding. 96 toolmasters cards on the wall. 96 toolmasters cards. Take one down, treat it around. 95 toolmasters cards on the wall. 95 toolmasters cards on the wall. 95 toolmasters cards. Duke, you're not singing. Don't you be hating on my blackface player? Hold on, Duke. With the help of this axe, we'll be sure to find half-naked girls in no time. Why wouldn't axe help? Haven't you seen those commercials? Girls love the smell of axe. Such a body spray, you dork. No, it was definitely a weapon. And the girls were all really hot, too. I can barely hear my scene music. Here goes nothing. Come and get us hot teenage girls. Eeeeee. Eeeeee. And now I'm stuck. Ah, somebody get this fucking dinosaur away from me. What a majestic beast. I must destroy it. Here I come, Serenity. Oh, my scrote. This is for killing little foots mom, you jerk. Hey, baby. Mind if I take your job off real quick? Serenity, look. I'm finally becoming a man. HMM. It wasn't a meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor. Eeeeee. What a beautiful day. I don't think I've ever felt so good about life. Frisk. Did you guys hear that? The birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful? Frisk. It's just the kind of thing that makes me happy to be alive. You're gonna die, Kerstin. Hey, wait a minute. Who wants to play menopely? Only if I can be the dog. I'm always the dog. Okay, I'll be the car. I'm always the car. Who killed an obvious annoying douchebag? I'm always the annoying douchebag. Suddenly I miss being blind. I'm always the blind. Ahhhh. Serenity, the duel hasn't even started yet. How does it feel knowing you're about to be defeated by the most worthless you-guil character of the ball? If I still believed in Santa Claus, I'd think today was Christmas. Scoopy Kaiba. Santa Claus is real. I know because I met him. Tristan. You are the single most worthless human being I've ever met. Duces. Hooray! I'm friends with Kaiba. Have you guys ever noticed that you start acting like a different person when he duels? That's because he is a different person. His voice gets all deep and he seems to grow taller. That's because he's a different person. It's really weird. You're really weird. I guess we'll never really know why that happens. Look at that. Analysis complete. It's definitely a shiny green stone. This guy's dumber than me. Oh my penis. Tristan, why are you joking me? Joey made this look really cool. It seems to me that in order to stop these guys, we first have to go to Florida. Did Tristan just contribute to the plot? So we could visit Mickey Mouse at Disney World. Hey, let's play a game to pass the time. I'll go first. I spy with my little eye. Something beginning with tea. Anybody? Come on, anybody. It's train. Come on, guys. That was an easy one. Okay, round two. I spy with my little eye. Something beginning with tea. Hey, Teja, did you notice the way I'm sitting? What? Pretty cool, huh? I'm calling it the cross leg corner sit down technique. Trademark Tristan Taylor. Tristan, the Pharaoh is having an existential crisis. You know what's a real crisis? The fact that nobody else is sitting like this. Joey! Why? If you lose. I know. If I lose the duel, I lose my soul. Got it. You do? Yeah, I got it, Tristan. You lose? I know. You're so... Hey, look, Tristan. You were right. In another few hours, the sun did rise. What does the sun rising have to do with our situation? Well, nothing. I was just referencing when you said it in season one. That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Well, yeah, but you did, so... Are you sure it wasn't Kaiba? Okay, let's just go over there. I don't even think that's the sun. I signed our lives away in season one. Great, and now we're gonna die as flags by getting attacked by a snake. Actually, he says his name is Cornelius Jr. and he just wants to play basketball like his father always wanted him to. You could talk to snakes. Do you know anything about me? Just my luck. Dorkfest continues. Actually, Dorkfest is in October. Oh, wow. They weren't kidding about this weather. Don't worry, Taya. In another few hours, the sun will burn. Ready the rising sun. Duke's theme music was taken from us way too soon. The YouTube copyright system just got too smart for us. No, I have to have Tristan to do the theme music for me. It's just not the same. A moment of silence for Dork's theme music. Tristan, come on. Be respectful. Sorry. You guys want to see the coolest part of the park? I bet it's the teacup ride, except instead of teacups, it's part of greed. Part of greed? What does it do? My favorite code is the Cyber Commander. It has 750 attack points and does nothing. Hey there. My name's Tristan Taylor. And I think there needs to be more unnecessary violence in media.