Good morning, John. Good morning! It's a reunion video surprise. It's a pizza-mas miracle. We didn't plan this. Our cousin is just getting marijuana. I'm gonna take my shirt off so you can see my peat, my burnt pizza, John. There's only five days left in pizza-mas. You have to get all of your pizza-mas gear right now at dftba.com. Sorry, what were you saying? I recently discovered that you can search all of the vlog-brothers' comments. Yeah. So now we are going to find out what we look like, according to the really nice people who leave comments on vlog-brothers' videos. Almost all of our comments are lovely. Some of these are not. Hank looks like Minkus from Boy Meets World. I got out on quite a bit. Yeah, I mean, I see it. Okay, but why does middle school, John, look like Minkus from Boy Meets World? John, you're looking deliciously Jimmy Neutron today. Jimmy Neutron looks like the caricature artist at Disneyland was drawing me. You've been getting Jimmy Neutron since like 2008. In the video where you introduce Henry. Yeah. Sammy says, hello, I'm James Neutron. I'm a senior and this is Lil Jimmy. Hank looks like handsome Squidward. I just realized that John looks like the scammer guy who's always trying to say, look at my house and my Lamborghini and this Lamborghini and that Lamborghini. Oh, yeah, totally. You looking guy has multiple lambo's. He's got it figured out. Holy shmurg. Yeah, that's MSRP of a house. John's head looks like a Weeble wobble. Yeah, they weeble and they wobble, but they don't fall down. Does anyone think that John Connolly looks like middle-aged James Potter? Is that redundant? Isn't James Potter always middle-aged on the Harry Potter books? Well, I think he's sort of late early aged and then he's deceased. 21 years old? He's 21 years old. In that case, I feel that James Potter was miscast. There was never a middle-aged James Potter. That never happened. Until me. Hank on the guitar looks like one of those proclaimers from that Scottish twins duo. I also have John really does look like one of the proclaimers. They seem like nice lads. I also proclaim all the time. Hank looks like the male protagonist of a young adult urban fantasy novel. John's nose looks like a pristine piece of plastic. Is it me or does Hank look like the guy from the Welch's grape commercials and other food network shows? Alton Brown. This is why you never do a commercial because forever after, no matter what else you've done in your life, you're the Welch's grape guy. Also, apparently that's one of the food network shows. Yeah, of course. There are so many commercials on linear television. It is essentially its own show. John Green looks like Megamind with hair. I look way more like Bernard from Megamind. Way more. I look exactly like Bernard from Megamind. I mean, I searched Bernard from Megamind and like on the third line is a picture of you next to Bernard from Megamind. Normally, I think Hank looks pretty old, but next to John, he looks like a young man. Is it weird that I think John looks like a young Santa Claus? You're not old, you're like a young Santa Claus. John looks like a tired man trying to look wide awake. Yeah. Me too. Hank looks like Scott Pilgrim. John's hair looks like the dust from under my bed. If you turn off the volume on one of Hank's videos, it looks like he's conducting an orchestra. Pfft. [♪ Music playing in background, John and Loki John Loki looks like Tom Hanks. I'll take it. In that sunglasses sport coat t-shirt combination, Hank looks like every guy who works at a startup and who's tied to his VP of something or other and likes to talk about company culture. Too close. Too real. There was a whole separate category of looks like and that's what John Green looks like when he has a mustache. Let me go through it for you. Great. John Green looks like the guy you glance at at Walmart. [♪ Laughter, John Green looks like an 80s substitute teacher with that stash and I don't hate it. John Green, international bestselling author and Ned Flanders double. With that mustache combo, John Green looks like the protagonist from the movie Hurr. The guy you glance at at Walmart might be the greatest burn I've ever received in my whole life. Alright, we have to go to a wedding now. Get your pizza and stuff at dftba.com. John, I will continue to see you now. Yeah, that seems about right.