The BBC not here, yeah? Good. There was a terrible queue at the chemist, but I thought the occasion warranted a new comb. Patricia, have you got nits? No, I haven't got nits. I've had my hair done. I'm trying to look nice for the telly. Patricia, the whole point of this exercise is to show us as we are. What sort of example are you setting to the constables? God is a guest ring. Guest happy. What are you thinking of? What? Your legs, your legs, you naughty girl. They have no business being here. Get rid of them. The image thing, sir, it's about personal empowerment. It's about me being the me I want me to be. And that's not very much mistaken, Constable. You're talking complete donkey twaddle. I'm not talking donkey twaddle, sir. I have an obligation to be a role model. To show young girls that being a strong and incontrol woman does not mean denying my essential femininity. Oh, but another way you want to look nice on the television. I think it's my duty, sir, as a feminist. What does it got into you girls today? Vanity, thy name is woman. You will spend your next break taking your skirt down. Good morning, sir. At least you've come to work looking respectable. I thank you. Even in all this exit comes from a girl. TV's sex cop. Always ready to get on the job. So... So you think it's alright if I wore my father's trimmer to that police dress uniform? Well, it is part of the Commonwealth after all. Now, listen to me. All of you. This is a serious documentary about serious police work. I will not tolerate these vain and worthy attempts to attract the camera. We will present ourselves as God made us and as the Queen expects. What's grey away, Raymond? Oh, my God. Grey away? I have no idea. Looking a bit grey. Feeling a bit old. New grey way will make you look ten years younger. Good Lord, I must have picked up someone else's bag and boots. Good Lordy Lord. Good Lordy Lordy, dude, harding dong day. Chin! I'll take it back at lunchtime. I'm sorry. Messages, Harry. Well, he was just a thaw. I'd never be wearing only a sweater. But we've made all that tiny number. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.