Hello, and welcome to an audio recording log provided for the Foundation staff by Bub Corp. This recording has been created for personnel which are unable, or in some cases unwilling to read the appropriate materials for various skips in the Foundation's possession. This recording is intended to be an adequate replacement for reading the specified articles in their entirety. Please send any feedback about these recordings so you're designated Bub Corp representative, and please have a wonderful day. Item number, SCP-050, object class, euclid, special containment procedures. So far, all attempts to contain SCP-050 have proven fruitless. Testing to contain SCP-050 has been discontinued at this time. At present, whoever has possession of SCP-050 is to leave it in an office they use with regularity. Pregnance to leave SCP-050 in unused offices have resulted in it following its owner home. This is a violation of regulations and not to be allowed. Description. SCP-050 appears to be a statue of a monkey reading a book approximately one foot tall. One of the quirks of SCP-050 is that no matter what form of measurement is used, any record of said measurement will quickly be replaced by the customary system measurements. On the bottom of the statue are engraved the words to the cleverest and cursive script. The statue has so far proven resistant to all forms of damage. Attempts to damage SCP-050 have resulted in increasingly lethal pranks, as if this writing, destruction testing, is discontinued. As such, there is no accurate method to date the object. When left alone, SCP-050 has shown itself to be both useful and antagonistic to its current owner, see Document-050. Although never seen to move, no matter the manner or amount of recordings, any room it is left in becomes very clean to a polish whenever possible. Your work is filed, trash is emptied, and in general clutter is removed. However, SCP-050 also has a tendency to leave traps for its owner, so current holders should carefully check their offices upon returning. This will conclude the audio log for SCP-050.