What's up guys, David R12 and Toulinus Listay? I guess Listay and today we're going to be doing something different, something kind of fun. Prusing, my social media's, I came across somebody posting something and I think it was zodiac dualist, I think. It was like a CBR article about the five Pokemon that Dark Magician Girl could beat in a fight and the five she could not. If you guys are interested, I'll stick the article in the description below. The article was cringy as hell and the most of the explanations were didn't make a hell of a lot of sense because it seemed like they didn't quite know what they were talking about by either franchise. But the idea itself is kind of funny. So I figured I would task my discord to come up with five Pokemon, you would actually have a hard time beating in a fight because there's tons of overlap with our two communities so I figured if anyone could actually make a knowledgeable selection of Pokemon based on some actual knowledge of the two franchises, it'd be my discord. Basically the only stipulation I gave them is that she would be considered a dark fairy-type Pokemon because she's a dark attribute monster and fairies like the magic type in Pokemon so I guess it's pretty okay for an analogous for spellcaster. Granted we also have fairy type in Yu-Gi-Oh so it's not perfect. You could also probably make an argument she'd be psychic type but she got pink accents, she's a fairy type Pokemon. Come on. You actually care about competitive viability being that she is a dark fairy type means we can use the impotent line as our template. She's weak to poison, steal and fairy but immune to psychic and dragon as well as resisting ghost and dark. I also told the discord that didn't want to just go completely unlike VGC competitive Pokemon meta in order to decide how good dark magician girl would be because that's a little too serious for the concept of the video. So I figured that they should also take some lore into consideration because I think that be a little more fun. You know what I mean? Without further ado let's get started. Number 5 is Garbador. This pure poison type is a base stat total of 474. Being that poison is one of her primary weaknesses it does make a ton of sense that they would have picked a big garbage Pokemon in order to beat up on DMG here. It's got some access to some pretty solid stab moves like sludge bomb as well as the status of lx. Like toxic for bad poison. And they also mentioned the notes here that it learns gunk shot at level 43. Gunk shot. Hell's gunk shot. Huh, okay. But I think the real reason we paid Garbador here is because it's dark magicians job to take out the bins. Am I right ladies? Fucking idiot. The trashy Pokemon folks. Number 4 is Machamp. Pure fighting type with a base stat total of 505. I mean that's big number. I mean I guess we decided that she's not a psychic type so sure. Um and Machamp's an okay Pokemon. High attack stat as a fighting type should have. Kind of confused. Is the idea that dark magician girls gonna be physically frail and not have a big defense stat because she's a magic user? I mean sure we didn't really discuss what kind of her stats would be but I guess it makes sense. I just have the no guardability so if you're trying to kind of flit it with something in you, yo, it'd be something like a moddies. Uh, attacks always hit. I know guys it's a meme video. Are we metagaming too much here? And the only note that gave me is uh, four arms. Uh, jam. Yeah. Anyway, number 3 is Wobbafet. Pure psychic type based stat total 405. Okay so the thing about Wobbafet is I'm almost 90% sure it was also on the, the, the in the article so a props to them for coming up with this thing. No, no. He's got a point. And this one actually makes sense to me. With moves like Miracote and Destiny Bond and actually makes sense that DMG would have a hard time beating the punching bag Pokemon here. Miracote would definitely make Wobbafet either immune to magical type of text or immune to targeted spell effects. You really, really however we want to go with it. Not only that, but it also has Destiny Bond, meaning if you can somehow send Wobbafet to the graveyard it would take DMG with it. Not to mention Wobbafet is also a famous bounty hunter. He's basically a gimmick Pokemon and dark magician girls like hidden ability just raises her attack stat so it's not like she has any real good of dealing with something that's a combination of like Marshmallen and Nudoria. Yeah, that makes, this one makes sense. Wobbafet's basically a walking trap card. Okay, sure. Alright, this next one is a Ditto, paranormal type based at Total 288. Okay, so I guess this makes sense. Dark Fairy's a weird typing impidence, the only other Pokemon that has this kind of good against itself. So Ditto would be a good way of copying a rare typed Pokemon by just becoming it with a transform. But wouldn't you just use the impident in that case? Why would you use, why would you, oh, Garberdor's gunk shot with champs for arms and now Ditto turning into a exact replica of herself. Oh, four shame. You guys are playing Pokemon yours to horny. Damn, you have box, but box all around. Jesus, damn it. Like, I'll see, now I'm scared what number one's gonna be. The honorable mention is Licky Tongue. The only note I have here is it's an honorable mention because she could probably beat it, but why would she want to? This whole video is gonna get demonetized. Thanks guys. I'm glad, I'm glad this whole thing's real funny to you. This is why Konami doesn't sponsor me or send me product or nothing. What is even number one? Let's get it over with. No, no, I'm not gonna do that one. I can't even spin this. What? Fine. Tangle up. The, the tentacle Pokemon. Find the whist. I can't. You know, tentacle or octillery would have also been a great choice for this. Just saying. But you know what? I'm not gonna let you guys beat me. I'm gonna spin this. I'm gonna figure out a good reason why. A good reason why she can't beat this thing. What's its moveset? Okay, we got bind, constrict, vine whip, tickle, power whip, grass, not, come on. This isn't even you guys. This thing's just a horny Pokemon. Sleep talk, seed bomb. Okay, tangirl isn't even better. It's got slam. Bold, oh. You know what? You beat me. You guys beat me. You win. The video's ruined. The whole thing is shot. I can't work with this. Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed the video. I hope you guys are happy. You got the whole channel taken down. Congratulations. Ryan's gonna kill me. Full disclosure, I test the discord to make this list and I told them to include a couple jokes. And then, and then we actually got two metagame and they were just yammering about, you know, typings and legendaries and things like that. So I was like, you know what? Fine. I'm gonna do you got one on. I'll do this one myself. So yeah, this video's on me. I, the pretence that I didn't know what was going on. It was entire, it was a fabrication. But hey guys, let me know in the comments below what you guys think and if you want me to do more of this kind of stupid stuff. Pokemon's fun. I love Pokemon, so, you know, I'm all for it. But hey guys, let me know what you guys think and remember as if you don't troll the men who will. See you guys next time. Just a quick special thank you to all of my supporters over on Patreon. You guys make the whole channel possible. 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