AHHHHH! Excellent! They fit perfectly. And appropriately stylish. What a taste for the establishment you have here. Well I'm glad you like them. You know, I was worried when you ran into my shop wearing only a towel screaming. I need pants now! It's an emergency! I thought you were a psycho or something. Oh no, no! No! I just had a little... miss out! It's a common occurrence in the life of an adventurer. You're an adventurer? Wow! So you explore dungeons and stuff? See this guy? Crossbow. Wow! You must be very brave to live such a dangerous life. Brave me? No. Sure I do my best to overcome fear, but I'm no hero. I'm just a regular guy trying to make ends meet. And when I'm afraid, I think of the people that I need to protect. People like you. Um... so why did you suddenly need new pants? Yeah... well... you know... Oh no! No, no! No! No! No! No! My face! AHHHHH! Please God! I'm too young to die! AHHHHH!