Yo guys, so we back again with another video and you know how it is. Your boy be out here like 50 cent popping bottles with no models. But this time, ha ha ha ha ha ha. Let me tell you guys about this one night. So I'm sitting at home, just got back from campus, was exhausted, felt like doing nothing. My income's my mother was two tickets in her hand. She's like, my boy, my precious angel, my only son, I love you so much. I decided to give you these two tickets for free. Now these won't just any normal tickets. These were two tickets to go into a club. My mom's thinking, what is my mom doing with tickets for a club? And she goes, hey, don't you worry about that. So I just accepted. I called my one homey up. He's dark skin, I'm light skin. I tell him, yo, let's go to the club, I'm light skin, I can't go there alone. You know what happened to light skin? We get shanked. I may say I'm like 50 cent, but I know for a fact when people look at me, they see BTS. So I took my home boy with as protection. He is my bodyguard. I give my life to him. He is my savior. So we put love to the club, all Gucci out. So me and Caleb start having some drinks, you know, we chill, then it's a vibe. People are dancing, they screaming. I'm pretty sure I saw someone punch someone's teeth out. It was a vibe. Only problem. They're the same club that got me so wasted last time. I got to stop going to this club. Clearly, they got it out for me, but I gave him one last chance. I bought two brandies again and the look that my brand gave after taking that sip. I knew it was fucked. So while we trying to survive our drinks, outcome is this old lady. Well, not that old, she was still a little fine. But out of nowhere. She just decides to come sit by us and ask for a lighter. Like, who does that? Now there are only two reasons why she would do this. One, she was trying to get freaky. Two, she was already freaky and trying to find out who matches her energy on that dance floor. And to be honest, I'm pretty sure my boy Caleb was the one matching her energy on that dance floor. Now I don't know what this lady did or what weird potions she put in his drink that made him see stars when he looked at her. Caleb became even more light skinned than me. This lady had him talking all romantically. Caleb was all there. Like, how are you single? You got any kids? What kind of, you know, ruined the mood was when we found out this lady was divorced with two kids. She straight up pulled her Adam Sandler. Lady came into the club with an old wedding ring, trying to woo over us young blutes. But as the night goes on, she stops at our table, not once, but three times. And to me, it looked like Caleb wanted to smash. And well, let's just say we found out that her favorite milkshake flavor is vanilla. The whole atmosphere in that club felt like a game of among us. That man, Caleb is all up in my ear like... He's smiling nice man. I'm old too nice. And I must say so myself. Dips. Now I had no problem with the dibs. The problem was this old lady and gave two shits about dibs. She was army like peanut is on butter. It got so bad Caleb literally decided to get up and leave me alone with this Jackson. I could literally feel her breath on my neck. She was up in my ear like... Hi. Do you like balloons? Uh huh. Now I don't know what it is with mother instincts that kick in. My mom came through that door and like... Leave my son. He's my precious. Get away. I was like little child. I was just there like... Oh mother. Thank you. She scared me. Oh. And Mr. Baudigard? Yeah. He fired. Lousy at his job. And just some advice for you guys out there. Watch out for older women. They be wilding out here, man. Well done.