I don't fuck with girls who go on boats. It's Hose shit. Fuck you doing out there, Gordon's fisherman. This is insane to me, and this gets overlooked way too often. People get fucked on boats, right? Says the beginning of boats, people been fucking on them. One could argue boats were built for fucking. It's literally B-O-A-T. Bring out Ascentities. It's been in front of us the whole time. I'm not getting cheated on by an acronym. Get the fuck outta here. My girl and I getting on no boats, no kayaks, no canoes. I don't want to see you sitting on a pool noodle. It's shaped like a dick, and I don't trust it. Learn to swim. That's why women love Titanic so much. All that movies about is about this girl cheating on her man with a homeless dude while her dude was on the ship. No boats.