You know, I got a win-mate. When my first announced that Cloud was going to be in Smash, I was honestly a little bit disappointed in Nintendo. I mean, Cloud's cool and all, but do we really need another anime-sword fighter guys? I mean, do we really need another one? I mean, we already have this. And like, this, and this, and this, and Mario get the fuck out of my face, and this, but you know, it's okay. It's kind of okay, because that's what I thought initially. But now that Cloud's out and playing him a little bit, this is my first game as Cloud, gotta say, you know, he's not just another anime-sword fighter. He's a very unique anime-sword fighter in the sense of his, you know, super powers. And he has a project isle is pretty cool. Limit breaks pretty interesting, I guess. Even when you miss it terribly, like I always do. Mario, can you please, forward smash the best move in the game, just kill Zofu instantly. Mario, what did I just say? Don't make a lie, I mean, kill Zofu instantly. You're fucking dead, Mario, you piece of shit! When you enter a game as Cloud, the first thing you want to do is go ahead and start charging up that anime power. And you might be asking, what if the enemy attacks me while I'm doing so? Well, there's a reason you got a shield dumb dumb, use it. You can't just sit back and charge your anime powers all day though. Eventually you're gonna have to hop in there and get a little bit down in dirty with that big ass sword of yours. Let me tell you something special about this sword. It's very, very persuasive. Take this Samus, for example. She could easily de-eye out of that dash attack, but she respects the sword and accepts the fact that you'll never be able to beat it and the only true option is death. Make sure to eventually finish charging up that anime power though, because once it's at 100%, you can unleash the baddest finishing move in the game. And a psyched dammit I missed. Okay, you know what? Fine. I don't need no fancy finishing moves to kill you off anyway, because I still have my wit. Like, I know you're gonna plies me while right now. It's like, come on baby, you even try and I can reach you like a book. It's not even hard. I know you're every move. Oh my god. Okay, listen Samus, please. I know I've said some things. Don't do it. Oh my god, she really didn't do it. You see, she respects the sword. She can't kill me. So I'll respect her with a very swift death. Alright, here we go. This is a bit more my style. We got two men, two swords and one shared dream of killing the opponent. I can already tell this is going to be a great battle. Alright, my sword says go up in the air, so that's where you're gonna be staying for a while. Wherever my sword says you're gonna go, it's where you're gonna be going and it's where you're gonna be staying. What are you even charging your smash over there for? I think I'm just gonna walk into it and kill myself willingly. What do you think I want to die? Okay. Maybe I do want to die, because I didn't really take any effort in dodging that or anything. That's my bad. Oh, I know. I know. You didn't just taunt after you killed me. I will not stand for that. Get out of here. You're done. That is not cool. Don't do that. Alright, let's go ahead and set this guy up in this. I'm looking for that counter, which should be coming out any second. There it is. Of course you see. I'm telling you man, I can lead this fool like a book, like a god damn book. Apparently I didn't make it clear enough the first time that I am the strongest anime swordsman, because this guy just went like again in an attempt to redeem himself for something. But the only thing he's going to find is the same emotion that his parents have towards him, overwhelming disappointment. Oh god damn, I just got to lead. Oh my god, like I swear to god, we talked about this. You son of a bitch get out of here. You're done. I'm not playing with you anymore. You're mean. I won't tolerate that. I just won't tolerate that. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry, but how in the hell am I the objectively best cloud player in the entire world going to lose in a ditto? I mean, I almost feel bad for this guy. It's just not fair for him. You know what? I feel so sorry for this guy that I'm going to go ahead and sacrifice myself here so he can live. Maybe this will put us on a more even playing field. Ah well never mind, I guess I was wrong. He still had absolutely no chance whatsoever in defeating me. Okay just by seeing this guy play for like five seconds indicates to me that he doesn't really know what the hell's going on in this entire game. So this should be a shuin. Oh Yoshi. Poor sweet Yoshi. That's a taunt death right there. I'm just I'm more disappointed in you than anything. That was just not okay Yoshi. I know you can be better than that. God damn, apparently he can do better than that. I just got thoroughly dicked. You know what it's fine. It doesn't even matter though. We have absolutely no chance of losing whatsoever. Just hit just hit just hit the guy. Thank you Cloud. I appreciate it. You know you got this long ass sword. You would assume the range would be a little bit better, but that's fine. His damn egg shell trying to protect himself. It's you can't stop me. I'm too strong. Too big. I just got to just got to land one good hit and then it's over and what the egg the no stop. Go up. I don't think I want to play Cloud anymore.