I love you! Hahaha! No, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, you're so stupid! Ah! Ah! Oh, my God! Oh, my f***ing god! Blow up! I love you! Run, don't hurt! What the f*** is that? I've got my ears! Ah! Take a try, you dumb! You need at least three friends to open this door. Hey, nobody got time for that? Huh? Huh? I! Since the dawn of my creation, there have been things that I've just known. For example, I've always known I am the most superior organism on this planet. I am of a higher quality than the rest and possess a higher level intelligence. You're so stupid! Oh, it's f***ing... Hey, what do you think you're doing here? What? Guess what, Kirby? I got possessed for the not-trailie not-hundred and not-de-not-billionaire! Yeah, we all know that isn't actually the end of the main story. That was like, what, 15 minutes of play time? No, what a myth! Must be cleaned up into tired forest! I've worried more about the world! No, what a myth! Just kill a innocent man for a bird. Oh no! Friend circle! Friend bridge! A few uninspired levels later. No, please, I have a family-maker friendly field. All the runnesian! To hear, take all my money. I'll promise you every last piece of food I have! All righty then! Yes! Thank you so much! I am star! I never played a game before. This ain't the best place to jump in. But if you're a long time friend, the one will be mine. Now fight me! Now! This is bullshit! The fuck is that? Hey, you're not supposed to do that! That was delicious! Stop! A few forgettable levels later. Bunch am my dudes. That's how we beat people on my planet. I'm one of the three jettos of magic. Together we wish to assemble the dark jambard maces that were scattered across the universe. Hey, no fair! Not cool broski. Well, more like win-passed coins. FIND THE TRAIN! A few more uninspired levels later. I'm going to kill you! Two kids gone died tonight! Just a few more uninspired levels later. Hey, good bye! I'm going to kill you! Vottle, dude. I sure do hope the soul's returning mechanic is improved upon or at the very least, as just as expansive and enjoyable as the original bike comparison. Ooh! I finally found it! Now who's gonna stop me?! Ooh! AHHHH! I'm gonna smash this one! Huh? No? BOOM! BOOM! No! I'm gonna die! Ah! Save it! Ah, don't kill me! Taste a- Star-L.I. Sparkler. Let that be a lesson to you. In full! And up here. We are today! Because where? Kirby Star Allies. Yeah, we all know that isn't actually the end of the main story. That was like, what? Three hours of play time? Oh, man, surely. You forgot to do heroes and another dimension. I would do it, but I never collect from those new videos. If you're mocking the game's length, it's only fair to include the extra campaigns. Hey, nobody get time for this! Oh, come on! A few actually pretty decent levels later. Friends. Yeah! Come on!