Hello, I'm Reese James, welcome to Spur Don. Now, the transfer window is now closed. And as always, like we always seem to do, despite having numerous main targets for an entire window, we didn't get them, like always. And it happens every time, every year, throughout history. So I thought this would be a good opportunity for me to go through my top five transfer deals that got away. In at number five, the most recent one, Barra Hino. Entire summer of interest, we are desperate for a striker. Oh, excuse me, West Brom, is that a basket? Do you mind if I pop all my eggs in it? Unbelievable. Four times. Four rejections. Four rejections. That is embarrassing. Asking four times might have worked with your wife, Daniel Levy, but it doesn't work with Jeremy Peas and Tony Pughless. Number four, Fernando Morientes, a real Madrid star. Hoddle makes a 15.6 million bid for Real Madrid star Morientes. He looks all set to come. Then at the last minute, he Googles Tottenham, has a look at the reviews on TripAdvisor and sacks us off. And what do we get instead? Millenco a Simovitch. Number three, it's William. Hey, Chelsea, do you want us to do a free medical for your player? Yeah, no worries, guys. We're happy to help. We don't need William in the end anyway. We're getting La Mela instead. Number two, little known player called Eden Hazard. Rednapp had talked about wanting Hazard and having meetings with Hazard in hotels, not like that. Long before Chelsea had even heard of the guy, because we had the intel from Joe Colt, who was on loan at Leal at the time, who told Rednapp that Hazard was the best player he'd ever played with, and we had to sign him. Rednapp tried, Levy failed. But it all worked out for the best. Hazard hasn't even scored this season. And number one, Louis Suarez. Louis the maniac Suarez. Louis the tooth, I call him. One of the premier league's most talented strikers of all time. We were in advance talks to sign the guy until Harry Rednapp changed his mind and decided he was too much of a second striker and wasn't worth paying the £20 million asking price. Don't know if you remember this, Harry. But Louis Suarez ended up going to Barcelona for £65 million. Unbelievable. Thank you for watching. This has been my top five transfer deals that got away. Leave in the comments the ones I think I missed, the things that got away in this video, I suppose. There's loads. There's so many. So you can leave as many as you want. And I will almost definitely agree with them. Make sure to click like on the video if you liked it. Subscribe to the channel and follow us on Twitter at SpurdonTV. What's up guys? It's Craig Mitch here for Spurdon. And today we are going to do Spurdon's top five strangest jobs. In football. Now, this week,