Oh hey man, you know what happened to those? I know that you're upset, I know how angry you can get when things like this occur, oh yeah, I know But give me just a minute to explain the honest truth and then I'll let you go It wasn't me, it wasn't you, it's not my fault So I take your accusations with a couple grains of salt, it wasn't me, I'm telling you that if there's one thing that I wouldn't do It's eat your last cookie, I know that you get pissed when something happens from the list of things like this that tend to yank your chain But I would never do this, no I wouldn't eat your food, so please let me explain, it wasn't me, I swear to God I do not like eating cookies and you know it, so it's odd that you think I'm the one who did When it opened the cookie jars lid and ate your last cookie, I know that those cookies weren't mine And not eating this one was perfectly fine, it's not like eating pretzels, where what's yours is yours And what's mine is yours, just another one of our little wars This time though you've crossed the goddamn line, it wasn't me, it wasn't me I mean, it really fucking wasn't so quick with the third degree, it wasn't me, I've had enough Just forget the fucking cookie, cause it's not about the cookie, no it's not about the cookie anymore It's about the fact you don't believe a single thing I say, it's about the fact that I can't stand another fucking day in your presence And so I'm out the door Okay I know that you're upset, I know how angry you can get, when things like this occur, oh yeah, I know But give me just a minute to explain the honest truth, and then I'll let you go It wasn't me, it's not my fault So I take your accusations with a couple of greens of salt, it wasn't me, I'm telling you that if there's one thing that I wouldn't do It's your last cookie