Mmm. Look at that guy. We made it to our little hut and I'm gonna be answering some of your guys' questions. I can't even ask any more. Starting off with the first question. Who motivates you? Your motivation should be trying to become a better person than you were yesterday. So, who motivates me? I motivate myself. You should be your own motivation. Next question. What food brand does crypto eat? Crypto eats pedigree. Honestly, I just buy them the cheapest, biggest bag there is, which most of the time is pedigree. This dog eats kibble pedigree. Next question is about the quality of the videos. What camera do you use? The camera I'm using right now is a GoPro Hero 5, Black, newest GoPro out. What I really like about the GoPro is the wide angle lens. This lens is super wide. The settings I film on, I film on. 1280p at 60 frames per second. For those slow clapping moments, if you guys know what I mean, I know you guys love those moments. This camera was $500. You can't go wrong with the GoPro. Haven't really ran into any problems with it. Maybe I think it records me secretly since the battery drains by itself. What is that GoPro? Are you guys really stalking me? You never know nowadays. When crypto has puppies, we'll like keep a puppy. Hell, no. I'm not looking for another husky. My next dog will be a German Shepherd. I will sell them all. And they will sell like hop bacon on a potato with cream cheese on the side. That was really explicit, I'm sorry. Next question. How can I stop dogs from humping my dog? I am assuming your dog is a guy. If your dog is getting humped, humping is definitely a dominant sign. It's a friendly dominance. If you guys know Ruger, a husky slash German Shepherd mix, him and crypto are really good friends. But they do love to hump each other. If you want your dog to stop getting humped on, there's nothing much you could do besides tell the person to grab their dog. There is the German Shepherd. He's about five years old. His name's Lobo. He directly goes to crypto and starts humping him. Even when they grab him, as soon as they let him go, he goes straight back to crypto. Like I said, that might be just dominance. No alcohol allowed. Are you serious? This next question gets asked a lot. Is crypto neutered? Yeah? She's a husky German Shepherd. What's up? Yeah? What is your name? I'm Katie. What's your name? No, thank you. What's her name? Dutchess. German Shepherd, Husky and... What? Oh nice. He's just pure bread, Husky. That's why I went husky. They're so freaking funny. Dutchess! God, it's fresh. She's so high for sure. Come on. What the hell's going on over here? They're messing with our part, dog. Are they cutting down trees? As you guys can see, crypto has baby mommas left and right. Doesn't mean I'm a let them smash. Since I'm not on the hunt for child support, is crypto neutered? No, crypto is not neutered. He is a fool stud at the moment. He is a virgin, so I'm not sure how he's going to hit the strokes when it comes down to it. But I'm pretty sure I taught him everything I know, so he will do pretty good. Look at those big old sunflowers. I was told that you're supposed to neuter your dog after they reach puberty, which is probably around seven months. If your dog's any younger than seven months, don't neuter them. Let them reach maturity, and then you can neuter their asses. Now, I also did hear that it does slightly change their behavior. It can also make them gain weight. I'm not sure if all this is true. I will not be finding out. Um, I changed my mind. I will gladly pay for child support. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. APPLAUSE Oh, it's no underwear season. Oh, I love you, ladies. This channel does consist of 29% females. Having 100% chicks would be really weird. Ready to go down? Please don't get me killed. Hey! Ugh! Come on. This here is our local skate park. They added some benches. They added a table. It's good to see that our local city is actually improving and finding ways to lower gang violence and all such things. The moment we have all feared, question we have all asked, will the rat be kicked out of public places? We're about ahead to the mall. I got this dude on a shoelace. Hopefully they don't kick us out. I see animal service right there. I don't know if they're on to me already. I might go in a different way. I might just go in, Yolo. This dog could be a service dog for all they know. Watch out, the rat. Watch out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So many babes out. Got them on a shoelace. I can't have a leash on them. Oh! Oh! This is it. Oh no, chill. The rat has no chill. Let's go in through here. This looks like a pretty good place. Hopefully the shoelace doesn't come untied. The worst possible thing that could happen is this dude barking at everything. Hopefully you guys can see him in frame. We're going in. They're service dogs, and then they're service rats. The rats are above everything. The main goal for the day is to get kicked out and to run away, maybe buy them something if I feel generous. He doesn't care. What is this? I don't really come to the mall. Don't piss on anything, dog. Bless you. The dog has no self respect for anybody, and I love it. He's walking so bougie. Let's head to Best Buy. The mall was a success. We didn't get kicked out. If the rat was to step on that, he will fall through. Good. Ha ha. Mythic games. What the hell is that? What's going there, dog? It's like four games, card games, 12 games. Oh, OK. No Pokemon cards? What other? I see them. The second worst possible thing that could happen. The shoelace coming on tight on the rat mean not even noticing, and him roaming the sewers. If they were to say something, this would be the place. Will the rat be accepted in the Best Buy? We made it through the doors. 360 fly. What is this? Oh, this is crazy. Never heard of that. $900. Fuck that. I will be throwing my Patreon link. I'll throw it down in the comments. Help me reach the goal of $500. All the money gained will be put back into the channel. First thing I will buy will be a laptop. I don't have a laptop at the moment. I-5. I-7. Whole knee balls. I did hear that. And I-5 is all you need. I wonder if you can see him. I don't even know if you can see him in shot. Well, Best Buy was a success. This is where I bought the GoPro. Yo, this is crazy. Honor shoelace. God. $300. These are really expensive. I think they're like, how much are they? $1300. One day. Nobody's kicking us out. Ha, the rat. Ha, the rat. Ha, the rat. Every time I say his name, he just walks faster. Watch out the rat. Where's the swimming pool? $400 for the biggest swimming pool. At this moment, I saw the rat's life flash before my eyes. He almost got stepped on, dog. Better juke him like Kobe Bryant. What's this? Hmm. I do have an Xbox. If I were to recommend a couple games, I would recommend The Witcher 3. I'm pretty sure everyone knows about Overwatch. Overwatch is pretty good. Those are the only two games I really did play. Oh no, come here. The shoelace got untied. My biggest fear happened. The shoelace was released. What? He really wants to piss on this pool. Ha, ha. Target the home of all the milves. Hopefully we get a lot of clapping moments, like a concert with all the clapping. Don't look at people like that, the rat. They always wrong with you. Don't get stepped on either. Watch out the rat. Is that a bunch of bananas? Don't forget to share this video. The rats haven't a blast. I don't know why people laugh at the shoelace. Let's try to scan this dog. Don't sneeze at me, dog. This dog will probably get hypothermia right here in about five minutes. I get so tiny, Bob. Weirded out, yet strangely turned on. The rat does love himself some booty. It's four years old, actually. Slow down the rat. Nobody wants a freaking kick us out. I found something worse that could go down. Him taking a dump inside, that would be super bad. Probably the worst place to bring them. The most people, the most beat. I like you. Thank you. He's like four years. Yeah. Where were the chicken paws at? This is a bunch of fat. Don't look at me like that, the rat. Here they are. Here they are. Chicken paws. Child support alert. This way, dog. That's probably all on the by. Chicken paws. Proceed out of here, the rat.