Hello everybody welcome back to horrid foods. I bring the horror into horror foods because look at me. I'm fucking horrid. Anyways I'm reviewing this. Yeah SpongeBob cake cuisine. It's for kids. I'm almost 18! I'm joined by my very special guest who's back of the camera. Yes finally now you can have SpongeBob's food whenever you want. Alright now time to open this freaking box. See? Fuck SpongeBob. Yeah fuck you SpongeBob. You ain't gank still enough for me. Yeah okay guys so there is chicken nuggets right there. That kind of looks like uh chicken balls. As I was saying these are the chicken balls. Those are the french fries I think. That is some type of yellow thing and this I don't even know what the fuck that is. With ready confetti cake. Ready confetti cake. I think it looks delicious. What about you? What do you think it tastes like? Alright as I manhandle with my scissors I'm just gonna like kind of I can't get fucking sick. So we've got some beautiful ice in here so I'm guessing when I pop it into the microwave over here it's gonna taste amazing into the microwave it goes. Since the four won't work I guess I'll just choose that and be the lazy man here and type in just like normal. I guess I guess hell breaks loose now. Oh! Do you have a fascinating tale? Oh my god please! You're back! I'm down in the room. I gotta listen up kids. He's got grandpa's gun story to tell. You can see what you really need right here is water right? This shit will save your life. I was gonna I was gonna laugh to be a non out in the ocean. Yeah yeah yeah yeah grandpa shut up shut up shut up. You're thinking of being non again shut up shut up. Shut up grandpa! Wait a minute hold on wait so he's got it in relax mode. Got that in relax mode. I have a bone there. It's almost done lads. It smells like shit. Smells like my ass and we're done. My shriks box! You're all here. Alright guys. This looks awful. Yep guys our infamous meal we're gonna have a great time with this one. Alright so I'm gonna eat the chicken nugget first because it looks like shit. Oh my god. I don't know if you can fucking see that. That's some microwave bullshit. Let's try this. I'm gonna show my entire face on the stocking. Here's like the chicken like went to a strip club and died. Oh my god. Alright now the woman now the woman's gonna try what are their fucking fingers. I'm trying to sex this bro. I don't know why you need a fucking four-position. Why is it cooked to the french fry? It is. Why is mine a french fry? I don't know why he's a french fry. Why? Why is it he's like that? The french fries are not bad. The french fries are not bad. It tastes like chicken flavored bread. I can't believe it. That's bread. There's no meat. It's bread. That is bread. It's all fucking bread. Bread makes you fat. Bread makes you fat. All over the fucking floor. Don't put in the fucking cake. What are you doing? You're finiest! Next is the corn because the corn is probably the most tastiest thing in this entire thing because they teach how to the fucking you fuck up corn. If you if if kick was you in fuck this up I'm gonna soon the kick was you in pain when I'm gonna fucking take his bone now. What? It's watery but it ain't bad. Like shit they could have done better. The kick was in penguin. Yeah kick was in jizz. You're checking kick was in jizz. The biggest mystery of today did the kick was in penguin jizzing your food. Find out at eleven. How's it taste? And finally the cake. I don't even know how the fuck is the taste. All right close up shot close up shot. This looks like shit. This honestly probably the kick was in fucking penguin shot and they made it like this. Let's taste it my my fuckers. What the fuck? Is it good? It's not bad. There's like no flavor to it but there's a look because I kicked it at first and then it just tastes like bland nothing. I don't know. I feel like we're gonna be like drugged by this shit. All right second bite let's go. Yeah yeah yeah you gotta. How's it taste? So your cosmic brownies if you threw everything good about a cosmic brownie. You're right. How's it taste? I didn't try it. Taste it then bitch. Stop eating the nuggets. What the fuck? No. No. You really fucking brought the horror food in. Uh what the fuck? Ew you just fucking ruined it. Thank you all for 1000 subscribers. I don't deserve to make money off this stupid platform. You guys are great. And I have the two dumbest chefs in the back of me. They keep throwing food at me. You're not even a kitchen. And so as I continue this statement I hope you guys enjoy it. I hope you guys get more content at me because there will be more. And yeah and I'll eat this one more time just to show you that I love you guys. We need to even try the first.