I'd our number SCP-1279, object class safe, special container procedures. Each instance of SCP-1279 is to be contained in a reinforced steel container in storage unit of Site-87. Two security officers are to guard these instances at all times. No K9s are to be brought within a meter of any SCP-1279 instance unless specifically authorized. Any testing involving SCP-1279 must be authorized by at least one member of level 3 personnel. Description SCP-1279 is the collective term for six leather dog collars. A tag reading dog ink, dog process color, is present on each instance of SCP-1279. No anomalous physical properties are present in SCP-1279 instances, and their anomalous properties do not become apparent until an SCP-1279 instance is worn by any form of K9. Any K9 wearing an instance of SCP-1279 hereafter referred to as SCP-1279-1 will be perceived by any individuals who encounter it as being of human level intelligence. They will still be aware that SCP-1279-1 is in fact a K9, but they will internally anthropomorphize SCP-1279-1, believing that it is capable of speech and reasoning. Individuals will not consider encountering what they believe is a sapient K9 to be abnormal, and will behave as if they were a common occurrence. This perception of anthropomorphic qualities will often result in individuals speeding SCP-1279-1 meals intended for humans, and occasionally clothing them in garments intended for humans. Sea image Removal SCP-1279 from SCP-1279-1 results in affected individuals once again receiving SCP-1279-1 as a normal K9. Another Doctor Matthews interviewed Dr. Gregson. One instance of SCP-1279-1, Hank, was present at the interview. After the interview, both Dr. Matthews and Dr. Gregson recorded a respective perception of what had been said. This was in an effort to demonstrate the effect that SCP-1279-1 instances have on the way they are perceived. Hello Doctor, how are you? I'm fine. What? I said I'm fine. I was talking to Hank. Oh, I didn't hear him. Sorry. I said I was sorry, Hank. I don't think Hank mines, Tom. No, no, it's fine, honestly. No need to fly out the handle, Hank. Good one, how long has it been? Fifty seconds. About a minute, give or take? Yes, I'm sure. Well, I think that should be all we need to be honest. Yes, that sounds fun. It's fine, Hank. We can just do it again if it's not enough. And interview. Interview ease perspective. Hello. Hi. Hello. I'm fine. What? I said I'm fine. I was talking to Hank. Oh, I didn't hear him. Sorry. Well, you should have been listening then, shouldn't you? Idiot. I said I was sorry, Hank. I don't think Hank mines, Tom. How'd you even get this job? Isn't your job to pay attention? No need to fly out the handle, Hank. Good one, how long has it been? Got on, you know. About a minute, give or take? Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Well, I think that should be all we need to be honest. That doesn't seem long enough for proper research, does it? It's fine, Hank. We can just do it again if it's not enough. I suppose. The first thing I want to say is that I'm not going to talk to you about this job. I'm not going to talk to you about this job. I'm not going to talk to you about this job. I'm not going to talk to you about this job. I'm not going to talk to you about this job. I'm not going to talk to you about this job. I'm not going to talk to you about this job. Now your dog too can be a member of the household. Are you ever sick of your dog anti-working for its pay and food upkeep? Well, where we know more loyal consumer? Our new dog process color will make your dog a fruitful member of society. Society needs upkeeping loyal hard worker citizens to feed the field, write the offices, and keep your streets safe. Perhaps your dog would be a fireman, stopping the fire from betraying you and your loyal family, or police officers stopping criminal dogs from destroying the peace of a neighborhood. Not all dogs are good dogs. Perhaps he would be a doctor dog, making open the dogs I have suffered from a terrible mess. Whatever your dog's life chooses to become, it is only due to you, faithful dog owner, purchasing the fine product of dog ink. Dog ink, nose quasi-canes.