This man skimming over the water like a perfectly thrown stone is Keenan Dairy. This world champion Barefoot Skier makes pulling off stunts like spinning and gracefully sliding across the surface at high speeds look effortless. Don't let that fool you though. Barefoot Skiing can easily produce painful blisters and rashes if not done with skill which Dairy is downright boarding. He can even do pushups while using his own hands as skis. To address concerns about his bottom end suffering from power washing, padded neoprene shorts are standard equipment significantly reducing the likelihood of ear rotation.