Well, hello there, young man. I would like to return this pony. Well, hello there, young man. I would like to return this old man. Oh, shush you. I'm sorry. Did you say you wanted to return this pony? Oh, yes, please. I'm not a pony. He's not a pony. Of course you're a pony. I bought him here last week. No, I'm a magical figment of your imagination. I'm sorry, sir, but your pony looks like some drunk guy in a pony onesie. I'm a unicorn not a pony. It's my granddaughters 13th birthday and I bought him as her present. But my granddaughters parents said she couldn't keep him. Sure, I'm going to get her something else. That's all nice, sir, but I'm serious. That's not a pony. He can't stay here. Unicorn, I'm a unicorn. Look, I have a magical horn. That's what she said. I don't care what breed of pony it is. I have to return it. I would love to help you but you can't return this one day when I grow up and meet Miss Unicorn. We're going to have little unicorn babies. Okay, then, sir. If you want to return this so-called pony, unicorn or unicorn, it's store policy to keep your receipt for returns. Have you got a receipt, sir? Oh, yes, of course I do. You do. Yeah, yes, it's right here. Wow, you did buy a pony here last week. Yes, what I've been trying to care to you, young man. Do you want to hear my unicorn song? It's a tragedy. Oh, pony. Unicorn, being with you reminds me of my horse I had when I was young. What? You didn't tell me you had a horse when you were young. What was his name? His name was bullet. There are so many things I don't know about you. Oh, yes, we were very dashing back in my day. I bet you were. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me, sir. I know you have a receipt, but you can't leave him here. Oh, no. Oh, no, sir. Your friends peeing on a shelf pony. Find your pony. Unicorn! Whatever. Stop that. You don't look at me. I can't go when you look at me, man. Oh, am I supposed to stop him? It's not like he came with instructions. It's a bad pony. What? Where am I meant to go? Okay, sir, you can have a store credit. Just stop him from doing that. Ah, that's okay. I'm done now. What were you talking about? I'm returning you. Why? What did I do? Hey, Sherry, fella. My granddadter didn't want you. Well, that's not my fault. Who doesn't want a unicorn for their birthday? I'm Sherry, boy, but you're too big. That's the first time anyone has ever said that to me. What other animals do you have in stack? I have fish. No, fish are boring. Even I hate fish. I have guinea pigs. No way. As soon as you're asleep, they will smother you to death. I knew someone had happened to. I don't think guinea pigs are dangerous, sir. What else do you have? Have you got any ferrets then? Ferrets? Do you seriously want your little granddaughter to have a ferret? They shit everywhere. Literally, they shit their entire body weight every day. Imagine that. Their entire body weight. Your precious little girl won't be cleaning that up. I think you're exaggerating how much ferrets go to the toilet. No, I'm not. I read it on social media, so it's practically a fact. Yes, sir. We have some ferrets. Oh, my God. You trade me in for ferrets? I'm Sherry, fella. I'll take the ferrets, young man. This is bullshit! I'm a planted bullshit! Thank you, young man. It's okay, fella. You find a good home. Will they have a field for me to run in and a pond to drink from? Will other unicorn babies be there? I'm sure they will be. Thank you, old man. Him and ferrets, let's get you home. Skull, skull, skull, skull. Woo! Stop shooting in the store! Oh, what the ferrets can do it, but I can't?