Visit Hawaii, home to a shitload of over-commodified wonders. Waikiki, Waimea, Whitewashing, this bullshit, and of course, Jurassic Park. As well as to America's least known military occupation. That's right, hordes of tourists visit every year, but sadly, few experience the real Hawaii. A sovereign nation illegally occupied by the USA since 1893, when a bunch of rich American businessmen overthrew the world-recognized Kingdom of Hawaii in a coup. Just like we did in Iraq, except in Hawaii, we never withdrew our troops. Instead, we built stacks of permanent military bases, and annexed the territory without a treaty. Sure, Native Hawaiians protested, but zero fucks were given, and we made Hawaii the 50th state of... So President Trump was right about one thing. Technically, Obama was not born in America, but in a foreign country illegally occupied by the USA. Today, each island offers a unique flavor of occupation for you to come and enjoy. Oha-hoo! Where tourists and military occupations work together in perfect harmony, plaking the land and driving natives into poverty. Kwa-e! Where Mark Zuckerberg is continuing the tradition of rich American businessmen pushing natives off their lands. Or why not just buy a whole island, like this rich howl-e-pric, did Ammanai. Maui. Where rivers diverted to sugar farms have deprived natives of access to water. Malokai. Where Monsanto is occupying the land with genetically modified crops. Kwa-e-ho! Or whatever. The sacred island we bombed so hard for target practice, we even cracked its water table. And finally, Big Island. Where we planned to ram the world's biggest telescope right into the summit of Mount Akeia. The native's most sacred mountain. Visit Hawaii, the country you never even knew we were occupying. Authorized by the Department of Military Occupations disguises tourist destinations.