Hey, how's it going? Hi, welcome to Down the River Gun. Yep, I got cash in my pocket and I'm ready to deal. Awesome. Yeah, I'm really excited, really excited. Good. Yeah, let's see what we got for you. I'm looking for a Glock in 357 Magnum. Sir, Glock doesn't make a 357. Listen, okay, my brother-in-laws, neighbors cousin, who knows a lot about guns? He said I need a 357 Magnum. I can get you one in 357, said. Glock is the only thing I want to talk about. It's like Glock and in 357, but the last of the name is SIG. Man, he also told me gun store workers have attitudes. Listen, I got a gun here, even trade for a Glock. It's a cool little gun. I mean, a lot of people love it. It's like... Is this a Phoenix Raven? Did you get this at a crime scene? Dude, it's subcompact. It's very compact. Okay, what do you give me? I trade even trade for a Glock. And even trade, I will give you $50 in trade for this. Dude, you're screwing me! Alright, so what are some of the guns you have here? They all look the same. Alright, I have a seizing right here. Junk. Okay. I have a Walther. Junk. Alright, how about a SIG? Junk. You know what? I have a Glock. I bet you won't. Let me see the Glock. Alright, let's see what we got here. You know, my brother told me that I should get a Glock because that guy over there, I saw he has one. Dude, relax! I stock every gun you could imagine. And the only thing this guy cares about is Glock. I think it's just the easiest form to say. Hey, what's that shiny one right there? The shiny one is a stainless revolver. And it is in 357, like your original. Alright, let me see it. Okay, hold on one second here. Alright, take a look at it. This reminds me like dirty hairy. Woo! Go ahead, punk. Make my day. Maybe I should tell you a clue first. Hey, how about a real little gun? A real little one so I can carry it all with me all the time. I mean, I could get you a car or a tourist. What are you, an auto dealer? Hey, how do you take these apart and clean them? It depends on which one. They're all a little different. Volvo, semi-auto, striker, hammer-fire. Don't talk Chinese to me, dude. It's a simple question. Hey, is that a machine gun? That one right there is a... Okay, go ahead and grab that then. Wow! That's cool. It's an AK-47. I put it in a multi. Yeah, probably half. Yeah, is this like a machine gun? Easy, easy, easy, calamity, Jane. What's the matter? I think this is a little advanced math for you. Let's put this back where it was. Oh, man. Why do they always come to me? This guy is a moron. All right, so let's talk money. How much is this one? I'll do that one, 500. What about that one? That one's about 450. That one. You're looking at 600 for this one. That one. No, 450 again. What about the shame one? About 600 for that. All right, the Glock. I knew you wanted the Glock. I could do 550 on the Glock. Listen, I've got 350 cash. 350? Yeah. Cash! Out the door! This is arguably the most popular 9mm in the country and they're selling like hotcakes. Listen, I could go down to Joe's guns right now and offer 350 cash. And he would sell me two of them. I'll tell you what, I'll take it down to 500. If you promise to always go to Joe's guns, I'll on. All right, listen, I'll take this Glock. Okay, you want the 19 then. I kind of figured that would be your favorite. Yeah, but I have to go to the parking lot. My wife's out there. This is actually... She's gonna buy it. That's not really legal. Well, listen, this domestic violence case against me should be expired anyways. I don't think felonies are like mayonnaise. I don't think that's funny. Dude, are you in a gunstack? Are you trying to make a sale? You know, the customer's always right. I don't want the customer to be on the newsletter. So no, I'm not going to make that sale. You know, this place sucks. You don't have anything that I want. Your price is our ripoff. You just don't... This is a good gunstore. You don't care about the customer. You know what? I got the perfect gun for you. Give me one second. I think this is exactly what you need. Why don't you take that one? Enjoy yourself. Have a good day. Play suck!