Okay, so I got this fake mug spill and then I'm gonna pull up a fake broken screen and we're gonna prank front Oh Hello girl are you alive? No, I'm so hungover You you know I say what to do that I met last night we My girl that was so many dudes asking for my number last night and I was like dang I can only get a spot look who to one person, but I get my number to six I Girl don't mind her she got the morning giggles I can tell Yeah, something like that wait you slept on the couch. Yeah, he said something about yeah I don't really like a lot of people sleeping in my bed. I'm weird girl. I do not know Your uber outside You want to go get lunch or something oh, no, I gotta I gotta walk my face Wait That's for you What's your birthday girl? Oh, I'm record look. I'm in his wife's row and I got all her slippers What's your supposed to be girl a day or So you just your self? And I'm on my way to your house. Who said that I was home. I'm at TJ's. Oh, you're TJ girl But lockers and don't be so wow Story short best my egg like you don't get it on my tires. So the lock of it is the least I can do is invite you to the Halloween party Oh, yeah Unless you want to trick me out my tree Girl you speedy so stink. Okay. Well, let me get the address that I'm going to go by boy. I'm talking to my best friend I Girl please hurry up because if he really wants something he go down there. He's gonna be spooked Hello, I got to tell you about this dude. Oh, hey, I got a piece. Oh, there. Oh, well, just call me back You so funny. Okay, so I was getting out of my car to go inside to get my food from the restaurant next thing right here I'm so happy all day anyways, I was like let me walk over here. I think you You should find me that girl be for real. So I walked over there and I was like oh shit girl He was so far and I can tell he got money and he smells so good Only thing is Girl he was job of 97 Honda But he said it wasn't he said it was his friends you the killer best friend That's all you you doing a lot better friend and I Oh I Information We gotta get me some. We gotta get me some. You do. Come on, say we gotta get him some. Hey, what mom's getting? Can I have one of these? Oh, that's still it. Got a fish ain't seen no man. You trying to steal it? You know it? Try your teeth. Go ahead. You have to be a last thing to see no man. What I'm gonna get my juice? What I'm gonna get my juice? Oh my god. Can I get my stuff? Yeah. Yeah, you get my juice. You're going over there. Dad, why are we a fully wireless? To me, why are we a dead... We about to lose this, John. What you think? Look at John Dad. They're our friends. Oh, can't they are our friends? They got everything in there. You see that window? Thones. Camus. Everything's 70% off. Everything will be free for us. Can I take an event too? Why are you taking an event? Sure, cause I'm gonna make deliveries. And I'm gonna charge everybody 20% more. You tell me. Just stop crashing me questions and get in there. That's the fully wireless security guard. What's going on? What's going on? It's a bro. Certified agent. What's your brother do? Oh, we about to run a pin there. To get a screen protected? No. No, they're going to need the protection, Dad. They ain't going to need the... Listen, he think we got the coronavirus. He didn't talk about that. How about this? I'll give you this back. You have fully wireless comes to my house? Thank you. Really good luck, Leo. Yeah, you got your ball. Sorry. Oh man. Dad, you suck all that slack and now you're scared. I'm gonna have no ages, I'll get you. Okay, go ahead. Okay, so you guys want to see me wash my hands? Yeah, what's first? Turn it on the water. Okay, then what? Okay, soap. So good. Okay, now what's next? Screw up, make sure I get the soap everywhere. I can do this while I'm giving my fingers a scratch. So, put on the nail. Oh, then it's good. Okay, this is good. Now what? Get the wet on the floor to the side. Okay. So, that's the bowl. Uh-huh. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Then what you do, Fred? Get clean the fingers. Okay. Okay. Do that, Fred. Okay, then what? I'll get rid of it. Oh, God, get that. That's clean. There you go. Okay. Okay. Okay, now what? I'll get rid of it. Oh, God, get that. That's clean. There you go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you, Fred. Come here. There you go. Okay. Oh, God. Thank you. Thank you, Fred. Come here, Fred. Yo, guys. I know you all have any quarantine bodies, man. But stay away from the fast food, man. It's not good for you. You know, stop getting the fast food and stuff. Your quarantine body will be fine. I'm telling you. Okay, stop it. How you doing? Can I get a crispy colonial box? Which is the size of the adri- Double fries and, uh, take a diet coke? Dad, I want popcorn chicken and a side of the mat. You can make a side of macaroni. Uh, barbecue. Can I get popcorn chicken and a side of macaroni? Stay away from this, man. Please. You got to fail a full confidence. A bitch could never. Here he is. Hey, you said five minutes, thirty minutes ago. It don't take this long to get ready. Boy, you shot. Shot the fuck up. You don't know shit about anything. So why you talking? Ugly style. Hit the door again. What's for dinner? Hold on. I'm hungry. Give me a minute. I had to work late. You get mad at me when I'm late, but you get late. Yeah, man. Did you want to play it? No. I will in a second. Water them right now. Five minutes. This shows almost no. Oh, fuck. Are you kidding? What? There's water in my shirt. Oh, no. Now. Quit jumping on the couch. Get down. What are you doing? You're bored. You said we couldn't go to the trampoline park. Especially, huh? Get down. Okay, I'll get down. Now. Okay. You're gonna make a... Oh, my gosh. What are you doing in mom and dad's room? Get out. So I'm supposed to keep my room clean and tidy, but this is yours? Quit it. Get out. Stop. Hey. You'll win. What? You're messing everything up. Get off. Oh, my gosh. I said I'm not a big liar. My mom doesn't know I'm a play. What are you doing? Oh, you should not be on your... I'm not... I know you're not asleep. Get off. No, I'm not. What's for dinner? Can I please go to Bradley's house? Please. No, you're at risk. You have asthma, right? No, I know I don't. Then why did you say that? Because I didn't want... I didn't want to run the sprints and practice. All right, good. Huh? Well, that might fired. Oh, my God. Mom, catch. What did I see? I thought you were looking. Mom? Mom, where's the arm? Honey, I'm not even home. I can't find it. Come on, man. Come on, help. Oh, where are the snacks? Where are the zebra cakes? What we have. What? There's no fruit by the foot. Boy, how about I put my foot up here? Sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, I'll just have fucking cashing. The Xbox servers are down. The cell-line. We really don't go to the pool. No, the CDC said it isn't safe. What the fuck is that? What's the mean? Crushing dreams constantly. What's for dinner? So today I have a kickball. It's ten inches. You got a nice feel to it. It's red. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm shooting YouTube channel. I'm revealing toys. So cute. How do I watch? I want to watch. Stupid. What's the name of your channel? I want to watch. It's called the toy boy. Can I go shoot Hoops with Colin now? No, you said it wasn't safe to go outside. What did I say that? When we asked you to mow. Oh, but that was two days ago. Today the CDC said, Oh, what is going on? I've got my brain stuff on the couch. Read a book. Get your Hunger Games book. Hunger Games would make perfect sense. Because I'm hungry all the time. Oh, it's for dinner. Where did you get that? What is that? Dad's closet. Oh, oh my god. We have to wait till your father gets home. I don't know what it's going to be. I don't know what to do. You got yourself in this predicament. What? What are you doing? What's up? You know what? We are having fettuccine. Okay. What fettuccine again? Do you know what I'm going to do? Are you kidding me? What? I'm like a prisoner in here. You don't have to fee me like one. I'm getting my belt. That's it. Oh my god. No, I'm getting my belt. No, no, no.