Welcome to Jenna's Ratchet salon. I know you've seen by the name of this title. What's gonna go down right now? This has been a trend on the internet for a while now, so I'm fairly late to this, but I don't care. I want to do it. I've never done it and it's gonna make a mess. So say goodbye to your belongings. But I want to... Shh! I'm going to give Julian a very festive Christmas MEN COVER! It's like a man makeover. Did you just assume that I'm getting a makeover? Yeah, I want to give him a glitter beard and some glitter brows. Get out of your mouth. Get him out of your mouth. I watched one YouTube tutorial about how to do this, so I'm just hoping for the best. Why don't you put some beard oil on first, because this is kind of long, and this tutorial I watched was for like a shorter beard, so we're just gonna have to audible. Thank you. I appreciate you saying that about my beard. It's pretty neat. Whoa, weird words. That. Too much. Don't get it on your face, then the glitter is gonna stick to your face. It's gonna make you... Yeah, get it on. It's gonna make you happy. Nice day. I don't know that this green and this red... I don't want you to isolate my go-to, I don't ever want to hurt you. It's not. No, it's not. It's literally not. So I'm gonna use this little dabby dab in the greeny green, and I'm gonna put it on your go-to. Tight. Why are we doing the go-to? Because it's gonna look cute and festive. It looks so happy. We're having fun. It's Christmas. It's fun. So I'm just pressing the pigment into his beard rather aggressively. Alright, this is like a red loose powder. Oh, it's not loose at all. It's a cream. Oh no! Oh, come here. I remember the first time I bought makeup. Why don't you just let me do this? No. It's my salon. It's my salon. If you're gonna have that kind of attitude here, you can get out. Okay. No, come back. Yeah? No, really. What's your favorite part about Christmas? I like the red cups in Starbucks, although I hate the red cups in Starbucks because they offend my religion. What's your religion? An anti-red cup. My favorite thing about Christmas is going to a store and watching people be rude to the checkout people because they're so stressed. So that was step one. How do you feel? Wow. Wow. Can we do your eye-pick? Turn your face to me. I can't do your makeup when you're staring at me. Which way do I look? Stage left or stage right? Shut the fuck up. Are you ready? I'm ready. You have makeup. Ew. Don't. You're fucking nasty. Step two, according to the tutorial, is some almer's glue. You're putting that in my face? Yeah. And you're beard. Oh, you just took all of the other's glue on my face. I'm not working in small sections. You know, so I'm gonna do this part right here. I'm gonna press in red glitter. Oh, my god. I'm gonna wait until we're done with this video. I just fucking block you up. You're gonna block me after this video? Yeah. Aw, it's cute. I already blocked you. Doing that face. Stop it. It looks good. Alright, put your face up and move. I'll put my face down. I'll put my face down. I'll put my face down. I'll put my face down. I'll put my face down. Face turned down. I'm divorcing you. We're not married. Ew. Does it feel good at least? Literally no. I also have a thick chunky glitter that we can add. What do you think about that? Maybe let's just cross that shitty stupid bridge when it comes. It looks so funny because it's red underneath. It looks ridiculous. You are wet with glue. No, don't tell me what I am. Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone. You know, I like my beer just like I like my coffee. How's that? Without glue in it. I want to put some chunky glitter in there. What the fuck is that? This is chunky glitter. Look at it. It's just thicker. Chunks. It's like some accents of chunk. That's how I like to describe my volume. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Don't choke me. Don't choke me. Don't choke me. Don't choke me. Choke me. Choke me. Oh my god. Give me your eyebrows. Give you that. You know what I'm going to shift on UPS next day? How do you want bridal breezy? Big time in the WEPA? Alright. I want your eyebrows going straight up. Oh my god. For real though, is this going to come off? Yeah, you're going to be fine. Like drag queen's glitter eyebrows down all the time. That's fine. Oh yeah, bbb. Open your eye. Yeah. Julian. It looks like you just all of a sudden started feeling yourself. You looked at the camera and you turned into that. I'm not going to lie. It looks pretty fucking cool right now. I have the chunky one in my mouth. That's what she said. Because there was really chunky penis in it. Who describes their own penis as chunky? Junk in the trunk. It's a chunk in the front. Imagine someone's like grinder profile being like chunky penis. Junk in the trunk. It's chunky. Yeah, let us write your grinder profile. Let us write your grinder profile. Oh my god. Julian. I'm feeling myself. My god. Don't breathe like that. Stop. Do you want like some just glitter on your, on your lips? No. Please no. Come on, just a little on your lips. Right. Do you want like a Josh Dunn eyeshadow? Do I want a Josh Dunn eyeshadow? Yes. Alright, it's coming. A Christmas tree cosplaying as Josh Dunn. We had something good going and I think I may have just turned into this as something. I look like I just got feet up. No, you're a tree cosplaying as Josh Dunn. Oh my god. You actually just made me Halloween Santa. What are you laughing at? Fucking terrible. I'll say a joke like, hey kids, come here. This is not what I wanted to do. Nobody wanted this. I'm just going to clean him up a little. I mean a terrible mistake. I mean that's nice. That's very dog-ass super bowl. I only have three hours left. Can we hurry up? I have to go to McDonald's. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. Ronald McDonald's is me and me that I have to pitch something to him. What are you gonna pitch? A baseball. You want some big catch? Alright, try it. You look so festive. Are you ready for Christmas? Yeah. Don't, don't, don't. You're gonna be a mess. I'm not making a mess. I'm not making a mess of buying it. Julia? Subscribe. Block. I like doing your makeup. We could work out some sort of real work. What the fuck was that? I didn't see anything. Keep your fucking chunky penis eyedness. Make sure you subscribe to our channel. We make new videos every never. I'm done! Do you know who I am? Do you? I don't know who I am. Tell me who. I think it looks really cool and I think that you should wear this all the time. What I like about it is that it's subtle on like three levels. One, I look like I just finished killing someone. Like right now. Are we done? Thank you for being good sport. It was really fun to give you a Christmas man cover. I hope that you liked it. I'm also doing vlogmas every day on my vlog channel. Julia and I are doing vlogmas with you. Channel models vlog. Check it out. Shhh. But yeah, thanks for watching. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out a news or a Zay slash there. So they put that down. Bye. Glitter her peas. Meet me outside and kill me peas. See you guys next week. Bye. Stop!