every raksha vandhan, I would draw a sibling who showed to my parents I will like you guys couldn't do it one more time one more time tell you a bit about myself I am an only child anyone here an only child slap if you are an only child oh, quite a few people with sensible parents just kidding you know we are a small group you got to stick up for each other I am an only child I like being an only child until I was 12 because when I was 12 I was playing cricket in my colony and I got into a fight with a friend he was also 12 but this guy was so good at fighting compared to me I was like where did he learn these moves and I don't know it feels like he has practiced on another human you know like I had only theory knowledge I had taken one karate class where you punch the air you can't use that in real fights by the time you pull your hands back already five punches have landed it was like a video game where he knew all the buttons he was hitting like five punch combinations and my controller was not connected I was just which button is for punch I don't know I seem to have switched it off this is a one-sided request I swear at one point in the fight this guy started hitting with his head that's when a fight is over like he is so confident the thing you are supposed to protect he is using as a weapon that's where you know your role in this fight is victim he was damn he was so good I was getting hurt and impressed at the same time it's like oh nice and my five of my friends were just watching for 10 minutes they was the fight and then when they came to pull us apart all five of them pulled him back not one of them pulled me I said one of you pretend I was in the fight come on sir of course eventually I realized why he is good at fighting he has an older brother right? of course he knew how to fight every day after we played cricket he went home and there was a bigger version of him waiting a bigger, angrier version who hated him because he knew one day they would be fighting over property so he was settling it early every day he fought like siblings fight why it's 9 o'clock time to fight before dinner one quick fight that day I realized he my friend used me as warm up for his real fight later at night how will I learn? I am an only child I used to play cricket and I went home and I used to draw drawing I was doing while this guy is learning combat maybe I would draw people fighting sometimes even in that drawing I was losing if 12 year old settle fights by drawing if they chose to I would have destroyed him 3 years call in the champion I was I was so good at drawing I retired at 12 I was like I am done with this profession guys don't seem to be impressed or believe me I swear to you if I draw now you will be like you draw like a 12 year old because I retired every raksha one then I would draw a sibling who showed to my parents you guys couldn't do it one more time also I have studied in 7 schools in my life 7 schools and my dad was not in the army also he just wanted people to think he was in the army kept changing my school classmates I think he knew posting for a kernel he is not kernel, he is in sales he is an engineer they are thinking kernel chakraburthy he is in general electric do you know how stupid you feel as a kid when you go to a new school for no reason when your parents are like from today not this building this building my friends are in that building they are like this is a better building you go to the new school kids ask you which city are you coming from I am like this one same city as you fifth school in this city did you know there are five schools in this city I came from that school can you see my friends in the window they are like ke bro wrong building it's like my parents used me as an experiment they were like these two years he has settled well made some friends also apparently let's see if you can do it again 7 times they tested me 7 times now they are asking me why aren't you settling down I am like you tell me you tell me I don't want to go through that again in marriage you know what I am saying after two years I don't know what is going to happen I don't want to wake up one day next to my new wife look here my old wife from the window and she is like a bro wrong building and I am like you call me bro from now mummy sent me to new building you have been promoted to sister I don't know why it's a promotion I am not figured out this company I have seven schools I studied the way I should try to impress people when I was in school I was a quizer I should take part in interschool quizzes and I thought that was cool then I grew up and found out nobody respects you for general knowledge you know this as adults as you get older and older people hate you for knowing things I have been told things like why do you know that grow up so now I have deleted my general knowledge I don't have it I want to fit in I have no general knowledge but I still have the competitiveness of a quizer without the knowledge it's a very bad combination I am always angry because I don't know answers I was on the street one day I asked me a boss do you know how to get to Prakash Plaza I didn't know normal people just say I don't know but I was like can you give me a hint make it a five point or I'll attempt he saw on my face I don't know he started leaving I'm like wait wait wait this is not overcome you can't embarrass me in public and you will walk away I decide when this ends you said hi I'll say bye before you go do you know try this someone asked directions you don't know don't leave the last one question back no one's ready for that shit make sure it's a tough one like do you know who's the fourth prime minister of India he's like what? no I don't have any hurry I don't know so I'm like don't act like you're better than me then can see it in your eyes can judging me now go go in any direction I don't care go towards that light that's where I procage plus I will be proud of you to read recently an article the headline was sitting is the new smoking they try to say sitting for law marts is bad for health but you can't frame it like that sitting is the new smoking I read that I'm like it's over for me good it's over I'm a I'm a chain sitter I think over 100 sits a day at this point and I'm not cutting down it's too late when I wake up in the morning first thing I do is I sit I can't function and use the bathroom also and I've been doing it from when I was one years old so even the rest of my life if I stand I don't have too much to go sitting is the new smoking all these years I've been sitting indoors while my friends are stepping out to smoke I thought I'm doing the right thing turns out we are dying at the same rate might as well have smoked then what do you think is the sitting is the new smoking seems a bit much right too much right see this is addiction accept your mistake start standing