That's fair. I want to talk about this regal segment with Matt Hardy here. So the hardies are all excited to go to ringside for this match with triple H for the title. And of course regal meets with Matt Hardy and he announces that Matt Hardy, you are banned from ringside. This sort of thing happens all the time in wrestling. It still happens to this day. And of course, you know, nine times at a 10 nowadays when you, when you ban the baby face from ringside, the baby face are all pissed off about it. It's not fair. Oh my God. And you're just thinking, you fucking geeks, like your plan is just to go cheat. Like, come on. But in this instance, he bans Matt from ringside. Matt at first is very angry. But then he says, you know what? You can do this Jeff. You don't need me out there. You go out there and you can do this by yourself. And Jeff goes, yeah, man, I can do this. And he gets all fired up and they head out there and I thought that's the way it's done with baby faces. This ship was sinking. They still know how to do certain things. Brian, I'd be happy to hear the mysteries of assault. The text I've gotten here says the direction said to broil two minutes. Sure done one. Well, that's good to know. I'm glad your house is not burning down. Yeah. I said, my, I said, my. So let's see. We had regal banning Matt from ringside and Jeff, we stripped of the title if Matt shows up. Triple age versus Jeff Hardy. And Matt's watching a monitor backstage. They had another good TV match, but just like last week, they're still new working with each other. So the timing of something is just way off. Last week was the power slam off the apron. This week, Jeff grabs him for a job breaker and a hundred drops before Jeff is ready. They just do it again. So Hunter hits, I think it was a neck breaker. He did a breaks up the pin. Steph goes after her. Jeff gets the belt hits Hunter with it. It leads to a bunch of two counts. He misses the sent-on and finally Steve Austin attacks Matt Hardy backstage. Ladies and gentlemen, destroys him. This is shown on the big screen. Lita is conflicted, but eventually, he leaves Jeff to go try to help Matt. I'm not sure what she's going to do because Austin comes out on the ramp and stops her and stalks her. And he's stalking her and stalking her and stalking her. And suddenly, the bell rings. And we are informed that Triple H has pinned Jeff Hardy to end his intercontinental title reign. Yeah. It wasn't even on camera. You know what, when I heard the bell ring, I was furious that they found a way to miss the finish. But then it occurred to me. Do we really need to see the finish? Because I'm pretty fucking sure that if they show the finish, I know what it is. And in fact, Hunter hit the pedigree on Jeff Hardy and pinned him clean in the middle. That's what happens. So the mystery was solved. That was a weird thing. They didn't show the setup. They didn't show Jeff missing something. I don't think there was one. I think he just hosted him and pinned him. That was it. So they continue the assault. The harder is it beaten up. Before we get to the assault, Vinnie, I got a couple of things about the match. So first off, Hunter gives this fucking guy nothing. He just beats the shit out of him forever. He humbles him. He pounds on him. Every time Jeff does something, he just gets cut off again. And of course, Jeff is going to make A come back. So how do they set up Jeff making a comeback? Well, yes, hit the guy with a metal belt because the only thing that can hurt Hunter is metal. He's got to hit him with the belt and then you got to throw him into the steps and then you got to throw him into the post. Now you're allowed to make a comeback. So he's making this comeback and Hunter's screaming spots at the top of his lungs playing Sean Michaels from like five years earlier. He was actually shouting things, yes. We miss the goddamn finish. And then of course, afterwards, they show the replay of the pedigree. And by the way, the beating backstage when Steve Austin got his hands on Matt Hardy, Steve Austin swings a chair and he hits Matt in the back. He's going to swing another chair at the back. But for whatever reason, the way that Matt sold the first chair, Austin starts swinging for the back, but he ends up hitting him in the fucking head. Totally gives him a chair shot to the head on accident. At Matt's down, he curls up into a fetal position. He's holding his head. I'm like, this poor fucking guy. I knew this wasn't an end well. So then Austin and Hunter come out and they kill the hardies. They hit them with chairs. Steve Austin wraps a leather belt around Jeff's neck and starts dragging him around the ring. They decide they need to kill Lita. Lita throws Stephanie or Stephanie throws Lita into the ring so that she can be killed by these two men again who have killed these other men. And then of course, they play the Undertaker's music. Him and Kane don't actually give a shit about Lita because they santa down the ramp as slowly as humanly possible. Like they could have killed Lita six ways from Sunday before the Undertaker and Kane were going to get there. So they finally get there and the heels bail and they run away. Point of all of this is, and this is not a surprise. It's hardly a spoiler. This whole thing did jack shit for Jeff Hardy. This win over triple H. This win that I put in air quotes over triple H. This rematch on raw where he's just treated like a fucking geek and he has to use a belt and stairs and a post to even begin to make a comeback on this guy. Then he's been clean in the middle of the ring with the guy's pedigree. And I'm just watching the thing going, you know what? And Jeff Hardy was nothing but a tag team guy and him and Matt Hardy like they won the tag team championships and they fucking had great matches on raw and on Smackdown and they had TLC matches on pay per views and they had big matches that everybody loved at WrestleMania's. That fucking guy was 10 times more over than he was when triple H got finished with him. Supposedly giving him the fucking rub on these last two shows. This was ridiculous. And by the way, this is just the beginning. We got years of this to come. You say that they just came off a huge ladder match at WrestleMania where they did amazing. Well, they made a big mistake doing that on that show. They had to be put in their place here. So yes, the two man power chip, but they haven't actually used that term on TV yet, but they're standing over Lita. The lights go out. I think music played by the lights come back up. Steve Austin looks right at Hunter Hurstelmsley and shouts at the top of his lungs. What the fuck was that? And I laughed and laughed and laughed. Tiger and King come out, Hunter and Austin run away and that's the end of the show. I do love that Steve Austin is doing everything he can to be a heal. The old stone cold Steve Austin would never have been afraid of pyro, but some pyro goes off and he jumped and he looked scared and he got freaked out and he was like, what the fuck was that noise, Hunter? Everything that he does, he's trying so hard. And by the way, I do have to mention one of the things because I don't want to forget. Going back to the very beginning of the show, I thought it was hilarious when Deborah comes out and she blames Vince for everything that Steve Austin is doing right now. And Vince's exact line is, I just want you to know that all of this, all of Steve's actions of late, this was all his idea. And in fact, that's true. This was all his idea. And Vince was very sincere when he's explaining this. All this shit your husband's doing, it was all his idea. It wasn't mine. It was all true. Yeah.