Because I'm a Jewish guy, but I'm not a serious Jew. Obviously, I don't wear the, you know, protective religious head gear. I don't, uh... It's called the Yamaha, by the way. Not a Jew beanie. LAUGHTER Why do you have to wear shit on your head to prove your religious? Every religion's got these bizarre wardrobe idiosyncrasies. Look at the Pope. Nice man. But purely in a fashion sense. Guys, a hat choice away from being the grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. Not so funny when it's your guy, huh? OK. Ah, I've got one. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, it's just fun. And I don't mean to make fun of religion. You know, I know people take it very seriously. And look, I believe in God. I just think maybe God's not watching out as closely for us as we might think. I mean, look, he created the world in what, six days, five billion years ago. Don't you think by now he's moved on to another project? Do everything we're just some f**king through together for his third grade science fair in the first place? He created us in his own image, and he was just thinking, oh, f**k, it's due tomorrow. All right, give me some styrofoam people. I mean, look, look at the way we celebrate the holidays. We always were a little goofy about the celebrations. I mean, look at Easter. It's a great theory behind Easter. Guy comes down to Earth, takes your sins, dies, comes back three days later. If you believe in him, you get to go to heaven forever. That's pretty cool. So how do you go from that to hide the eggs? How the f**king hide the eggs get in there? Did Jesus have some sort of a problem with eggs? Hey, by the way, when I come back, if I see any f**king eggs, no, I'm serious. No, I am allergic. Please. I don't give a f**king pain in my hide-em, just get them out of my sight. What is the significance between Jesus and eggs? I've actually been thinking about it. How many disciples did Jesus have? Twelve. How many eggs are in a carton? Coincidence? I don't think so. Open up a carton of eggs. One of the eggs is always cracked. The Judas egg. And but not that being Jewish follows any better logic. Here are the rules of being Jewish as far as I can tell. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. What was that last one? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is it just pigs trying out smart, everybody? What does God give a f**king? I mean the pigs just learned ventriloquism. Some guys come in with a hatchet and the pigs are in there. This is God. Get away from the pigs. They're not kosher. Is that a word? Shut up. They believe you. They're not kosher. Look at those cows. They look pretty tasty. Go right down.