I didn't know there were 30s. And me and about 10 of my girlfriends, we got on the conversation. We got onto a dirty topic, and we started chatting about the first time that we ever saw a man's penance. I was like, last time we like to call it. Because that's an awkward moment, right? Ladies, the first time you ever see a man's weener, right? Because it's not what you expect, is it? It's not. It's almost like you got served the wrong meal at a restaurant, you know, right? I didn't order that. It's not cooked enough or something, you know. Take that back. It's allergic to calamari. So... Ticks are weird. Oh, but they're fun. They're a good time, a good time. And under hope of that, after that conversation, it led to a competition of who had the most awkward moment in the bedroom ever. And I truly recommend this for any of you having a drinking night to have that. Because everybody has awkward moments in the bedroom. I've had many. Anyone here ever been high, five, after sex? Anyone? I have. I have. What are they? I know. I know. It was so great. It was like he thought he won the sex, you know? He was like, yay! He was like, woo! Go! Very fun. But this is what won me the competition. And I used to date this guy, very normal guy, for a long time. And this would have been every once in a while in the bedroom. And I will tell you right now, I have been referred to in the past as a bit of a lazy shag. So... I'm not very good at it. So I'd be lying on my back and letting him do all the work, right? But I'd make up for it by yelling out words of encouragement, you know, like, good job. And you're going to get a sticker. LAUGHTER You wake me up when you're done, and I'll make you a wicked snack, right? And then you can be doing what you guys do, you know how you get on. Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor, Mayor. And then you get to that point where you don't give a shit where you look like anymore, it's just like, I can't fall in love. Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's... But there's more. Then, at the peak of his frenzy, he would just start farting really loud. Yes. And he'd pin my shoulders down and angrily say, don't laugh. Don't laugh. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Don't you be selfish and ruin this for me with your laughter? Oh! Oh, my dog would be freaking out. Oh, yes, I... Oh, my dog would be so mean. Oh. LAUGHTER Well, sticky, I say. I'm gonna open the window here. Here are the King. Ah, she was a real note to self. No sex on burrito Thursdays.