They culling him the openheimer of comedy. Oh mate, that's credible. Actually, before we go back to Matt Rife, I'm actually gonna, I wanna rewatch the first five minutes of Gringo Papi because I'm convinced Brendan Shaw is better than Matt Rife. That's my hot tech of the day. Brendan Shaw is better than Matt Rife. I don't care what you guys say, but I'm convinced he's better. Brendan Shaw Gringo Papi, because this Matt Rife ring has been fricking crazy. No Papi, I wanna watch the first five minutes because that first 15 minutes you watch the Matt Rife, I didn't find it funny at all. In the slide, it's something that I watched the first, quiet, in front of Tisha. I should be giving Tisha first. How much I watched of it, I actually watched quite a lot of it when it first came out, didn't I? Look at that. Look at that. That's a real, that's a real fan. Look at that. I watched quite a bit of it, didn't I? Let's see, but let's see the first five minutes of it. Compared to him, because I've got a feeling this guy, this kid's kind of overrated. He's got time, some sun, he's comedy special. Okay, cool, let's go to the front. Let's go to the first five, bra 10, man. He did a 25 minute comedy special and there's an intro of one minute. So essentially it was 24 minutes comedy special. Cool, let's see this. First five minutes of Gringo Papi. Let's see how that compares to Matt Rife special because I've got a feeling these guys are on the same sort of level. Where's Matt Rife? Where is he? No, he's at the days at him there, nope. Nope, nope, I think he's over here. Wait, there he got Matt Rife. Cool, let's bring him over here. So I have the same spot. Boom bang, boom, that's there and it boom's over here. Okay, so Matt Rife is there, Gringo Papi is there. Let's see, it's five minutes. I bet you, it's better. I think some of you guys misremembered how brilliant this fucking special was. Let's see this. Come on, Brendan. Remind them of your greatness, remind them, remind them. You guys are nicely, nicely. See, first joke, killer already. Killer already. Nice, nice. First joke, smash it already. Look how happy it is. It's even better that we know now that according to BGL, now we know this is a really crazy part of it. According to BGL on that interview that he did, I think with the guy from MMA holes, I think he was that, but BGL said something or maybe it was on the subreddit. He said that Brendan thought this special was going to be the one that was going to send him to the stratosphere. This was the one that was going to finally get him to do theater and stuff. That's how delusional that man is. He legitimately thought that Gringo Papi was his male ticket, like, you know, to flip and start him. Like he was going to be undeniable now when the Gringo Papi came out. That's what makes a Gringo Papi even way funnier than what it actually is. In fact, he was that delusional. I love it. I love it. I love it. Let's play this. I love you, Texas. That's how it is. I love it. I love it. There's always one guy. No fucking way, bro. That means I was not touching this fucking temple daddy. As he says, he's taking a nacho, dip in a nacho cheese. Oh, my bad, Mr. Whole Foods. What's my bad? I want to do, man. This whole vaccination of, I'm not anti-vax, man. I'm vaccinated, but it's all in their marketing. They fuck this whole thing up when they're marketing. Without operation, warp speed when they launch that. They're trying to get everybody to get vaccinated. They're like, yeah, go to crispy cream, buy a dozen donuts, get vaccinated. Like, a fuck? That makes sense. That people like hell, yeah, fuck this. They're so confusing. I'm really cold. My mom was like, hey, mama, are you getting vaccinated? She's all, I was in and then, you know, I left home. You're cold in this. Oh shit. People, this is a comedy special. I can't believe this, man. The real, the real dumbass, the mess, and all up for everybody scared to shit out. I don't think this is from getting vaccinated. I remember that. He's all over the new stations. The first moron to get that Johnson and Johnson. Clearly a method. They just, nobody checked into his background. Man, they put him on the news. He's sweaty as shit. He was on all the major broadcasts. He's like, holy shit, dude. Yeah, I got it done. I got that Johnson Johnson, bro. I don't feel good, bro. I can't stop sweating, bro. I feel like I'm going wings. I'm going to lay low for a little bit on the vaccination. I'm just going to... You know that moron? It's all in marketing, man. Like, you need to hire some just a dime piece actor we've never heard of. Just blast them all over the news. Right? Just some way he was fine. Get them on there. And just put them all over the news. All over the nation. Yeah, dude. I got the Johnson Johnson. I feel pretty good. I feel great, actually. If I'm being honest, one side effect. If I just want to be up front and everybody. God damn, digs down to here. You have a line of bros at CVS just like... Trying to do my part, man. Just like, I'm going to be like, I'm just trying to do my part, man. Just like... The five minutes in here? It's good to be in Dallas, man. Pretty good to be in Dallas. Two minutes in here. I know. Two minutes left. Yeah, two minutes left. There's a reason I shoot my special here, man. You guys just give me so much love. I absolutely love Texas, man. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I'm in touch with Mass since I touched down. It is fantastic. LA is not like this, y'all. What a Mass. Did he say a Mass or a Mosque? Mass? What was that? Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I'm in touch with Mass since I touched down. Jesus Christ, Brenton Shove. Mosque. Mass. It is fantastic. LA is not like this, y'all. LA is North Korea with a beach. It is like this. But they give us Wi-Fi, so that's cool. The talk about locking us back down. I can't go through it in a lockdown. Straight up, the shop household barely made it through the last one. We eat our way out of that last one. We did not do well with it. Also, Dallas, my lockdown is damn frank. I got a five-year-old and two-year-old. Here's to know what I'm talking about. I would rather do anything else than be locked down with those fucking demons 24-7. We're not even locked down. My girl was fighting with me other week. We locked down with a fuck. She was fighting with me. If I'm not, I'm not. Why did she speak? Why did she speak so fast? The lack of breaths and pausing and the pace is so fronatic. I wonder if this was baddies and addies time. Do you reckon this is BGL's fault? Do you reckon this is BGL's fault? Do we have BGL to blame for this? BGL was the one that was lacing his drinks with addies. So he was just like, rrrr, rrrr, he can't pronounce words anyway. Then he's rushing and he's probably nervous because he's recording his comedy special. That's meant to be hard for now and that's actually 24 minutes and 21 seconds long when you take out the intro. Codal mighty man, take a breath, brother. You dealt a knee-and-a-mask in there. What are we going to do? I'm going to be singing you a thing myself. Oh my god! My life would be so much easier if I just gave shit. If I was locked down with the bros, Dallas. One more minute. One more minute. You know how much more fun we would have? Oh my god, dude. We'd like to play video games all day. We'd work out. At night, we'd fuck each other. This guy was all, it's a fuck, no. So we're going to play video games, bro. I'm sorry, man. I love that. No, fuck, no, I'm not into that, dude. I don't want to be locked down with you anymore. Let's be honest now. Five minutes has gone by. How much funnier is Matt Rift and Brendan Schwab? Take away your bias, right? Take away your bias. Take away your bias. I'm actually going to pull him because I think some of you guys are lying. Because that Matt Rift guy isn't funny. I don't care what anyone says here. Let's see. If you... Let's say, yeah. If you had to watch the last... What was it? Yeah, if you could only... Watch one... Whoops. One stand-up special. If you could only watch one stand-up special, who would you go for? Who would you choose? Yeah, if you could only watch one, who would you choose? Papa? On Matt Rift. Be honest, right? Be honest. No lies in the fucking chat. Be honest with this poll. If you could only watch one stand-up special, who would you choose? Or who would you watch? Who would you choose? Oh, this is who you choose. Who would you pick? No lies, okay? I want to hear what the community says here. No lies from the community. Let's see. Papa or Matt Rift. Let me know in the poll. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Watching watching watching watching. Oh, this shit. See how close it is? Look how close it is. 54.47. It's neck and neck. Okay, 53% from Matt Rift. 47% from Papa. Rift 10. Brent Seahdson. You already told me. Yeah. Oh my god.