G'day, Lads and Lasses, and I'm fucking back not by my own will, but because BuzzFeed's come out again with another stupid American's Ask Australians dumb fucking questions, and in this article it's labeled Australians answer Americans dumb questions. BuzzFeed's volunteer does answering American colleagues' burning questions, turns out they're really confused about Australia. No fucking shit chill like it seems that they are. And considering it's BuzzFeed Australia, answering BuzzFeed America, you can guarantee that this article's full of absolute shit. So today what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go through this as a country boy and answer questions that City Slickers have tried to answer, but fucking horribly failed at doing it. So without further ado let's get into more stupid fucking American questions. Now this kept coming up in last video so before I begin, keeping one, this is BuzzFeed, there are a bunch of fucking idiots, so naturally they're not gonna represent the American public. Now if you want to look at the article, it is linked down below about your guarantee it was gonna be absolutely disappointing with the way these Australians have answered the questions. But here's a question, where do people actually live in Australia? In a fucking house, dickhead, why do you like Veggie Mind? Are you fucking serious right now? Veggie Mind's delicious, you can put it on your toast, you can even eat with vegetables, and it's because you Americans eat it by fucking spoonful, what the fuck? You meant to just put it on your toast, you're not meant to take a whole fucking spoon of it, need it, even Australians don't do that. That's just retard if fucking is wrong goes. What are your thoughts on our backstage house? Our fried onions really in Australian delicacies. So the second question, no, for the first question, never been there, so I don't really know. Does anyone actually drink fosters? Yes, I've had fosters before, it's delicious, it tastes like honey mixed with VR, and one of the Australian BuzzFeed people said, no, like seriously, you can't even buy it, I've tried, I'm not sure why we can't even buy it. I can literally walk five minutes down the road to the bottle, and get a six pack of fosters, it's not that bloody difficult to do. Are those burgers with the beats and pineapple, and all that shit really back good? It's called a lot burger, and yes it's delicious. Do you have Dunker Rooz and Australia? Yes, even when the Australian BuzzFeed people said I think like in the 90s question mark, no, when I was going to school which was in the 2000s, we still had Dunker Rooz and they're still around today and they're fucking delicious. Koalas, tell me everything, they're fuzzy, they're not a bear, and they have really sharp fucking callers, don't mess with them. How much of Australia's four and four and four will actually kill you? Pretty much everything. What's it like living in constant fear of bugs and snakes that will eat you in your sleep? If you don't sleep on the ground outside, you're not going to have a problem, fuck with. Is it actually safe to go scuba diving or will a microscopic squid murder me? Why are you scared of a microscopic squid? Things we worry about when we go swimming as sharks and fucking snakes and all that stabs, but you're worrying about a microscopic squid. What are you supposed to do when you encounter a kangaroo? You have two options, you cannot fuck with it or you can fuck with it, it's simple as that. Have you ever seen inside a kangaroo's pouch? What's it like in there? Is it warm? Are you fucking perverted or something? We do not practice beastiality in Australia and we don't go looking in kangaroos pouches. I don't even know where that question comes from. Do you swim with sharks? That can either be a choice or completely by accident, but most of the time, yes, there is a shark in the water with us, but it can be a reef shark or it can be a great white, so if you get eaten, well, it's really your own fault. What's the volatile so would you guys give a tourist visiting Australia? Don't ask stupid fucking questions. The Australians feel like it's weird that Sophie cast members of whilst we're Australian when the flight originated in Sydney. Didn't even think about it and I don't really fucking care. How do you live with our Netflix? We've got Netflix in Australia, dickhead. Australian people all more attractive or do you just hide the unattractive line? Well, kind of a fucking question is that. What are your thoughts on Hugh Jackman? He's alright. Fuck Mary Kill, Hugh Jackman, Naomi, what's Nicole Kidman? Keep in mind these are adults writing these articles. Just keep that in mind. Writing fuck Mary Kill, probably in their 30s too. Who is the most famous beloved Australian? Steve Owen. Rupert Mordock. Why? I could ask the same question about you and Donald Trump. Neckonomination. Why? Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that originated in New Zealand. Do you wear khaki shorts in real life like in the movies? If you've ever traveled north of New South Wales, yes, most of the time we do because it's fucking hot up here. The school boys in Australia really have to wear shorts like the guys in ACDC. Well in Australia, we have this thing called school uniforms, so yes, we do. How much of that episode of The Simpsons, where they go to Australia is realistic. It's brooding a thing. If brooding you mean getting a kick up the ass for doing something wrong, yes, that's a thing. Most of it's accurate because in Australia, we are just like we're depicted in the cartoons because everyone knows the way you're depicted in popular culture is exactly the way you are. Which way does water really go down the drain? Down the drain? Dickhead? What does it like to leave your country to travel for months at a time? To drive from my house to the nearest supermarket takes months at a time. We don't have to leave the country to travel for months at a time. I've heard before that Australians are as people are particularly racist. Well, okay, is this true or an exaggeration? Doesn't compare to the United States? Well, unlike the United States, we don't have white police officers shooting black males for absolute no reason. So they're logic busted and I've also offended you. So fuck off. Are you more flattered or more insulted when someone mistakes your accent from British? Insulted. Are you insulted when I mistake your accent from Canadians? Yes, you are. You just have to answer your own question. Are you all descendants of prisoners? Yes, no. Is everyone in your country descended from the first settlers that arrived there? As a bunch of Irish slaves, turn convicts, sentence to a hellhole continent. How can you stand having the Tyron Queen lord over you? First of all, it's not a hellhole continent. Second of all, we're not all fucking Irish dickhead. Do you see my hair being orange and me going, you little potatoes, fucking idiot? Thirdly, not all of us convicts. Fourthly, you should see the Australian Buzzfeed answers to this. Yeah, she's pretty hot. Yeah, I'd like to put a little prince in her bow down bitches. What do these people even do for a fucking life? Did you ever try to smoke you? I'm fucking done with these questions, this stupid. Did I ever try to smoke you? So that's it, lads and lasses. I'm fucking done with these questions. They were absolutely retarded on the part of American Buzzfeed people and on the part of Australian Buzzfeed people trying to answer them. Now, I get the whole idea that this article was meant to be funny. It wasn't. It's just, ah, the other people who love for this are people who fucking post on tumblr. So that brings us to the end of this Aussie answers Buzzfeed part two. You want to see a part three? You remember to tell me in the comments down below. My website is up and running now. All the annotations you need to go check everything out or in the thing down below, send me my social media links which are now post on regularly. And in the last video I uploaded, I said the first three people to retweet will get a personal roast in the next video. Now, because I'm not that popular, I've only got two people fucking retweeting. So fuck the rest of you next time retweet the thing. But it's the same concept for this one. First five people to comment down below will get a personalized roast. Now, it's on to the personalized roast time for the two people who retweeted. Firstly, we had Travis who said, do your worst new little bitch. Now, Travis, from checking out your social media, you've got a pretty large fucking forehead. And it's very, very sizable. So sizable, in fact, the moon calls. He wants it back. And secondly, Ben Egan. Ben Egan, I've got something to tell you. Go and check your birth certificate. So I'm pretty sure you'll find out that it's actually an apology later from the condom company. Yes, you're a mistake. I'm sorry, Ben, that jokes overused. Just like your mom. Tell me down below if you enjoyed the roast. Tell me down below if you enjoyed the video. Don't forget to like, share, comment and subscribe, although I just said comment. But go ahead and do it. That's all from me. I'll see you all in the next video. And Buzzfeed. Get your shit together and stop asking stupid fucking questions. Bye.