One thing to know about the natural gas industry is that it's got a long and proud tradition of absolutely bat shit in saying advertisements. They are all over the place, but a few center around some common themes such as natural gas will make you attractive to your wife again. Natural gas is clean and some variation on the electric utility company hates you and wants you to shower with this racist depiction of an Asian man. But please brace yourself for my personal favorite, Rappin with gas. Cooking with gas. Cooking with gas. We all cook better when we're cooking with gas. And despite the fact that they repeat the hook. Cooking with gas. Cooking with gas. Cooking with gas. 36 times. They titled the song, Rappin with gas. But that's just because, you know, that song was written from the top of a pile of cocaine. And after the five minutes it took to write that song, they had already forgotten what they...