Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, as the case may be. We have here a video from an agitated applicant for the J-raft Million Dollar Prize, and Mr. Greg Price, somewhere in Minnesota. Apparently he believes that he's been slighted, and in the video he attempts to show us his marvelous power to douse. He complains mightily that he's been trying to get tested for the prize for more than two years, but he fails to mention that we were unable to read his application at his claim, and we had to exchange a lot of correspondence with him in order to get that clarified. Finally, we received a brief 25-word note from the required academic source validating that the applicant was able to perform as described. I read from that affidavit. Mr. Greg Price demonstrated his dousing ability to buy satisfaction with brass dousing rods in the downtown library at Duluth, Minnesota, around 10.30 a.m. Saturday, 22 December 2007. Dr. Robert E. Paulus, Professor Emeritus from the University of Minnesota Duluth, was the author of this document, which tells us nothing at all about what Mr. Price was able to do to convince the professor of his dousing ability. Now normally we would require a little more evidence on this, but we're willing to wave such details in order to save Mr. Price from an attack of the vapors. I only hope that his demonstration for Professor Paulus was better than what he shows on his video. Let's take a look at part of that video. I walked to this circle that I drew. I walked around the circle. Now I will mark that path with these rods. I attached these line levels so that anybody saying that I tipped them, I can prove them wrong, and you could clearly see the rods hit me and bounce. I'm holding a tube now, and I don't twist my hands. You'd explain how if I'm keeping it level and doing this, that this can be true. Here we've got them level. I didn't do that. I'll come from this direction. Clearly see. I do that through them. Not moving my hands. The levels are level. I've got these goggles painted with oil-based paint. I can't possibly see through these. Okay, I'm in front of the circle. I can't tell you that it's perfectly level, but it's going to be pretty good right there, I believe. I'm going to walk to the circle. And clearly I'm not moving my hands. And clearly they are moving and crossing. So I am proving my point in two different ways. And I'm looking for the parties for Benchent to get this together, and I want my chance. Otherwise James Rady admit you're a fraud, that your offer is a fraud, and just ban your organization. Thank you. You must understand that downstairs always work with systems that are out of equilibrium. They use a fork stick which is tensioned in their hands so that the slightest twitch or sloping of the hand or fingers will cause the rod to jump up and down violently. Or they use what Mr. Price has chosen to bent pieces of coat hanger wear or welding rods. Hell does you have seen attempting to keep them from moving left or right is very difficult. Unbound systems like this are very sensitive to the slightest inclination of the fingers, the hands, or as in Mr. Price's case, lifting of the arms. Let's view that video again and you'll see that he lifts his forearms and the rod rotates in the direction he wishes. Clearly see. I do that, do that. Knowing the nature of the idiomotor reaction of which this is a perfect example, I'm sure that Mr. Price is quite unaware of how he makes the rods move. In fact we've already told him about this and he just can't see it. However, all that is moot. I refer to part of Mr. Price's description of his abilities. I would first walk the area before and check for pipes, wires, water, etc. that could complicate the demonstration. Well, that's interesting. It really says quite clearly that Mr. Greg Price can detect pipes and wires. I simply suggest therefore that we lay out a set of pipes and or wires concealed under a blanket and have him locate them using his dowsing rods. The demonstration he gave us on the video is amateurish indeed. He steps one pace back from the circle, blindfolded, and then shows us that his wires will cross when he walks forward one pace. In any case, a video proves nothing. We require an actual test. So we suggest this to Mr. Price. That the test we propose will be much more definitive, a word that dowsers don't like to hear and simpler so that the answer may be arrived that easily. I must tell you also that presently Mr. Price's application has been closed because he's threatened legal action against the J-Ref. From being intimidated, we welcome his legal action. He knows our address, the process servers know us well and can get here even without the use of dowsing rods, incredible though that may seem to Mr. Price. And we're all ready to go. Mr. Price? Mr. Price, you out there somewhere? Oh, I see your chatty with a few of the others who were also threatening to sue us. I wouldn't want to interrupt. You're a video, by the way, you call me a fraud. Well, we'll see who the fraud is. Won't me, Mr. Price. I'm James Randy, and I thank you for this few minutes of your time. We thank you for watching this latest episode of James Randy Speaks. For more of James Randy and the Educational Foundation, make sure you visit Randy.org.