Oh boy, I can't wait to start my first online class and be able to teach my students from the comfort of my own home. Do not be like this man. About to enter a world that he does not fully comprehend. An environment that is ruthless to those who aren't careful. This is the face of a naive man who is about to make a fool out of himself. Maybe he'll forget how to unmute his mic. Maybe he'll fall victim to a prank. Maybe even be called a boomer. To avoid these common pitfalls, here is a demonstration of eight things you should never do in a Zoom call. Number one, don't click Alt F4. Turn to something to a pick. Alright class, settle down. I know this is different than what we're used to. I'm not too used to it myself. Hey, does anyone know how to turn out the volume? I might be a bit too quiet. Oh, that's easy. You just hold down the Alt button. Yeah. It's an F4. Alright, where is... Ah, here. You're only from me to teach you. No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, boys. I think I got an idea man. Alright, alright. Hardy hard hard, very funny. Now, what do you actually press? Don't listen to him. You actually press three buttons. Control, Alt, and Elite. Ah, of course. How silly of me. Oh my god. Number two, avoid family intrusion. Okay, looks like everyone's here. Not everyone. We're missing. Hey guys, how's it going? Sorry, I was... Mom, shut up! I just had to do something. Not now! Maybe we can call you another time? No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. I just... Yo! Get out of my room, bro! Somebody's got some family issues. That's my mic, eh? Bro, you can use my mic after I press three. Can everyone please make sure your parents or siblings don't interrupt? What about my best buddy, Baxter? Pets are fine, except cats. I'm allergic to cats. But we're not in the same room. No, cats! Number three, don't eat or drink. So Mr. Spar. Do you have those transactions lined up for tomorrow? Yeah, I do. Damn it, Gary. Mute your mind. Ah, yeah. Okay, sorry. Oh shit. Well, he's gone. No rule. No eating during meetings. Oh, I see those bag of chips on your desk, Mr. Spar. Sorry, sir. Thank you very much. Now where were we? Number four, not knowing when you're muted. So, do you know why I brought you all here? Eh, no we don't. Well, I was planning to. Wait, I think Tech is trying to say something. It, is he muted? I don't know. I thought he was just quiet. Was he like that the entire time? Yo, Tech just calm down. Hit the unmute button. It's right. It's at the bottom left. Bottom left. Wait, can he even hear us? Yo, just click the green mic button. Maybe he should have stayed muted. Number five, don't freeze. So, can anyone tell me which country's fond of the war of 1812? PD, can you tell the class? Me? Hold up. I got it. PD? Hello? Answer the question. I bet he's frozen. Nonsense, he was just about to answer. No, he isn't moving. Very well, then Kenny, can you answer? Yeah, it wasn't the US and... Hey, someone out goes your clothes. Yo, he isn't frozen. Shuh, shuh, shuh, shuh, shuh, shuh. Sorry, you guys are breaking. Breaking up. Hey, get back here. Hey. Number six, don't confess your love. Yeah, I can't believe that happened. I know, and... Hey, are you looking to that girl you like? What was that name again? Shuh, shh, shh, shh, no, no, no, no, no. It's not... Oh, that's right. Emma. Wait, you like me? Yeah, never stops talking about you. And you know about how... Yo! Get out! I guess that makes me the third wheel this whole time. Huh? I taught you like to me. What? No. Hey, are you talking to that girl you like? Uh-huh. How many times have I... Hahaha. Hahaha. Quietly embarrassment. But not as embarrassing as number seven. Avoid having filters. So on page six, you can see our investments are down by 20%. Now that's because... Please, don't tell him. Don't tell me what. Sir, why are you a potato? It's just ignore that. Hey, come on guys. This is up his sleeve. Please take me seriously. It's mid-like this since this morning. It could be my kids' computer. I can't disable it. Does anyone know how? Click Alt F4. Oh, thank you, Gary. You've been so helpful. I'm giving you a promotion. Ah! Looks like a promotion is right out the window. Waff it. Now all of these are easily avoidable. But this, you should never do. Don't admit to doing something illegal. Ever! Hey dude, isn't it your grandfather's birthday today? Yeah, tell him I say happy birthday. Aww. Thanks for remembering. Did you get him anything? Yup. He used to love Lego as a kid. So I brought him this set. That'll definitely bring him back to his childhood. Wait, what is it saying the box? Where? That says it says Fortin' 99 years old. How old is your grandpa now? Just turning 100. F-B-R open up! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!