Good morning! We got a new product. Every once in a while, a revolutionary product comes along and changes the world like a lot. Remember when we introduced the iPod? Making the music industry suffer from sales, then we introduced the iPhone. Destroying entire generations. Well today, we're gonna do that again. Introducing... I know that I'm a sim crazy! That's what you guys always say! But trust me there, we got a killer! This product will never leave you. You don't even have to worry about it. We tried to make our products as thin as possible. We did even better here. This product is invisible. Can't be seen by the naked eye. If you're an introvert, then this product will be perfect for you. It allows you to turn off your social plans and gatherings completely. See, the iPhones took you away from your friends? Well, this will take them away from you. We introduced a new generation of AirDrop. Just approach your friends less than a meter away and it's been shared. Every product shipped will come with this protection. Just in case. The membership will last for one year. It can be renewed for another year. In case you still have friends. We introduced three variations of this product. A symptomatic, you have it, and you won't know it. Symptomatic, you have it, and you know it. The Datic. That one is self-explanatory, I think. In the battery life, no more all day battery life. Introducing a life battery life. This battery will last until... Or pretty much your death. You'll get the job better. And when you get it, you'll get it. The price? It's free. But there's a cost. Questions? Yeah. Where will they be available? We'll stop production in China, obviously. But then we'll slowly distribute it throughout the world. But in China, Mr. Team of Ministry of Past, Will there be any delay for the new products? No delay. We're not planning on canceling this product at all. We want everyone to have it. And our cost. Will this be available in stores? Oh yeah. Stores, movie theaters, schools, and free shipping too. You'll never know when you're gonna get it. When will they be released? Ah! You'll feel it. Mr. Timothy, reporting from the Ministry of Health, How are you able to offer this for free? The product is free. The vaccine isn't! Eh, we'll introduce that next year. This is a marketing technique. First, you create the need for the vaccine. Mr. Team, random Chinese person from small village called What? Could we see the product? Sure.