What's the secret you never told your ex? I love your mom and your stepdad at the same time What? Yeah, while you're sister of a son Who'd be capping over there? No, that's a very true story This really happened And he does not know No, I've actually been lying to him He's been trying to act like he knows and I've been like, no, why would I do that to you? You know, I love you, I would never It's not true That's true That's true, mommy, you stepdad That's foul In your house While you were at home And I'll do it again All right, she would tap a day today It's gonna be, let me go ahead and just like this shit run time Because Now, if your mommy and your stepdad You don't fuck your girl They don't gonna respect for you And then she gonna say That she gonna do it again So that means your stepdad he done Hit her and your mother with something That they can't handle Oh, this bitch What the f I caught him trying to steal my grill off my balcony I didn't call no cops and I'm like that But damn, how you gonna hop over the balcony Wake until the end He asking for help Yeah, bro, how you still some naughty grill Then trying to ask for help One thing I hate, I hate it, teeth When I was in year 11 I was like really horny I also go to the toilet and I used to pen as a dildo When I got back I realized the pen was borrowed off the teachot She also wrote back and I was biasing it as she was concentrating First of all, she's interpenciled egg So Essex poised myself penciled egg If you're from Essex and you're a guy, I feel sorry for you Because girls are getting off the pens Sons of love Below average type of shit Oh bro, I promise you that's what I was thinking Like, oh, you know how small the pen is Here are some of the most shocking deathbed confessions ever That'll send shivers down your spine In 1987 a woman named Alice Mock was on her deathbed Which she confessed something to her neighbor that was truly messed up Back in 1975 Alice accused a black man named Waman Camille Jr. of the Black Man Camille Jr. of breaking into her apartment robbing her and raping her egg After Alice told this to police Camille was arrested and sentenced to 15 years in prison Even though there was no evidence against him He sure was on her deathbed She admitted that she had actually invited Camille into her apartment And actually robbed him when he was sleeping And she only made up this lie because she feared she would get evicted If her landlord learned if she had invited a black man into her apartment And she also didn't want Camille to know that she had taken money from him After Alice's confession Camille was finally released after being wrongfully imprisoned for 12 years I ain't gonna lie bro I ain't trying to turn my page into no civil rights movement Carons have been lying on black men for years You know what I'm saying? Rest in peace Emmett Till Rest in peace Emmett Till You know what I'm saying? But Carons had been lying on black men for years Imagine how many men are sitting in jail right now Because somebody lied on them And think about it, if she didn't confess here to their four or fifteen years Fifteen years is a long time I was 14 years old and having a sleepover in my best friend's house We went to bed but about 1am I needed to use the toilet I got up and went into the hallway I could see my friend's mother's bedroom door was a jar And I sneaked a look through the gap in the door I could see his mum naked standing in the middle of the room Looking directly at the gap I was staring through She smiled and walked towards the open door I turned and ran back into the bedroom jumping into the bed I never mentioned this to anyone But wonder to this day what would have happened if I waited for her to come out I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna lie This shit up by Alice, bro I'm gonna eat the light this You know what I'm gonna eat together I'm gonna eat some of the evil spirits for what I'm about to say I ain't shit anymore, but I burned my finger Anyway, listen I ain't have a sleepover like that But I was over at one of my people's career, right? And I was going to the kitchen to get some water It was mad late at night You feel me? It's probably like 11, 11, 45 I don't know if his mom's forgot that we was there But um... She went... I guess she finished taking a shower She had her door open I'm walking past her room And um... Yeah, I've seen them cheeks I've seen them cheeks, bro And that was probably my first time seeing some cheeks Like some grown woman cheeks in the l- And you know Yeah, that was my first time seeing some grown woman cheeks in real life, son And um... Yeah... I wanted to take that down, boy I don't know how old it was, I was probably like 11 I wanted to take that down, boy I want... Hmm No disrespect to him, I ain't gonna call him on names and all that But if he was watching my video he could put two and two together I used to be at your crib a lot Playing video games A lot It wasn't because you had them systems Because your mom's had a trunk Yeah, your mom's had a system in the trunk Oh, it had mercy Ridiculous things that I've done as a dumb femme To get some This one's kind of bad, so I wouldn't be surprised if some people unfollow me First of all, what the hell is a dumb femme? Can somebody please explain that to me? I practically tricked a man in deleting me fuck his wife And then left A committed long-term relationship We broke up, I was devastated One of the first few things that I did of course was Put myself back in the game It was ridiculous, but I drove all the way to Georgia to... To hook up with this ship This was a four-hour drive She was however married She had been with him for most of her life And was curious if she could get with a woman or not And there's Austrians attached Your woman needs at least two to three penis intakes Before she know that she want to settle down with you You were her first And you think you're going to be her only It's not going down like that Right? I went for it Her husband approved of this happening We're all sitting on the couch And we're talking about you know maybe we should get some food And I proceed to tell her husband what I want Him to order me And so her and I Go off We go off and we go off and... The agreement is you know Keep them watch And I was like hey you know what Fine But the first round is all mine Long story short we get done The food arrives We sit and eat the food And then it's like all right Well now it's my turn My dad asked was just like Well It's a long drive back I'm gonna get out of here First off you ain't doing that for me If you coming in there And you want to lick my woman box You're gonna have to earn that So one you would have been going to the store You feel me Then again I'm cheap as hell So we was going to eat after the deed was done You feel me I'm just going for hungry That's like like some of my friends Be saying yeah bro you ain't never went to a chick crib And like ate the box And then when it was your turn She like cancelled on you Like she like nah nah I'm good And your face just wet as hell And all Hell no Some of you people crazy Brother traveling the girls houses Just to eat the box And I've seen messages from some of you niggas Pitterful Pitterful Niggas can I come over I just want to taste you Guess all you want Yeah I just I'll take that 30 minute drive So I'll taste you You wasting gas to come eat some pussy my man