Hi there, welcome back to another episode. This is episode 3 if you're counting along at home. Today we will touch base on strictly one topic. It's going to be about Jeep owners or Jeep's in general. So let's get into it. So Jeep's are supposed to be these tough rugged off-roading vehicles. I could take you through the mud and the muck. You can bang them around into a couple of trees and not even worry about it. But they become something else. And I don't know what to call the thing that they are. So I turned to the internet and I looked up some stuff and found out that there's a guy that's a professional in such matters. Let's take a listen. The Jeep brand is when you've got a dealership, a brand new franchise dealership, and these are two of the rigs that they put up at the front of the dealership that I saw as I was cruising through kind of taking a look at some different things. This is probably the best way to designate a vehicle as a mall crawler. No spare tire. No, no, no spare spare spare ta ta ta tire. All right, well you heard Jeep nation say it that. If you don't have a spare tire on the back of your Jeep, you got a mall crawler. You got a mall crawler on your hands. I just don't understand why I had to go there though. Like, he could have used any term in the book, but he wanted to use mall crawler. Cure the sad music. He could have used any term in the book. Any term, he could have said anything else. But he used to term mall crawler. Knowing very well that there's millions of little babies all around this world right now, they have no other place to crawl, but in the mall. And he's going to call them out on that. I mean, these babies, they have nowhere else to crawl. And he's just going to slander their name across the internet. But dare you, Mr. Jeep, Jeep Wrangler Rick. How dare you, Jeep nation? This is another thing that Jeep owners just absolutely love. They can get four doors on their rugged tough off-terrain vehicle now. And Chrysler has allowed Jeep or just done it themselves, but they've added two more doors to these rugged, tough American icon vehicles. I mean, these things literally got us through World War II. This would be like Apple getting rid of their, the little round home button. Oh wait, they did that. Yeah, this is exactly like what Apple did. Can you imagine what Steve Jobs would do if he was alive today? Shit, a Google Pixel 2. I bet Steve Jobs right. Oh my gosh, if Steve Jobs was alive right now, that was the only thing they had going for you. If a second grader drew a rectangle on a piece of paper and drew a little circle at the bottom of it, you knew it was an iPhone. Now what are they going to have? Just a rectangle that could be anything. A coffin? I think that's about it. It can only be a coffin or that's it or a rectangle. Look, I understand you have friends and maybe a family that you want to tow it around and those extra two doors will come in handy. But there's other vehicles out there that are more economically full of fuel efficient. They have a better ride. You won't look like a complete jabroning when you're driving. Oh, but I have my Jeep for fun. It's a fun car. Okay, you know what? Let's take a look at this family. They found the fun car. Hell, it even has a Jeep front end on it. It looks like... Oh, but wait, we can't get this one because if you notice, there's no spare tire. And remember, Wrangler Rick told us, there's no spare tire. You got a... Mow-Grawler. But not all is lost. Turns out you can do some pretty cool things in a Jeep. Check out this guy, for example. We got a Jeep check. We have a spare tire. This assures that we are not. And there I say it again. Mow-Grawling. Check. And a concrete barrier that I can climb. Check. All right, let's climb this barrier and get a cool photo. Oh, come on. Didn't you see our boys earlier? You got to lose the top on that thing. You got to throw on a ball cap, put some jeans on, and you got to e-break around the field. Okay, okay. I'll pump the brakes a little bit. I know I'm poking fun in Jeep owners, and it's probably not coming off very sensitive. But at least it's not like an Arizona where people just want to use your Jeep as a jungle jam. And when you get upset about it, they call you attempted murderer. What's that all about? I don't know. This is the best way to do it. This is what the best way to do it. I just want to show you guys how fast I can do it. Make sure you're taking pictures of us. I just want to show you guys how fast I can do it. We won't leave you ever after everything. But I'll tell you what, good thing this guy had the spare tire on the back. I mean, as soon as the cops saw that, he knew this guy's legit. He's not Mow-Grawling. He's doing okay. Move along, sir. By the way, Vixay. Nice title. Very click-bady. And I can't imagine how people will be upset when they clicked on this video because they obviously see all the people getting plowed over by this Jeep. All right, I think that's going to wrap it up for today's episode. I want a little different. I talked about one topic in specificity. And I will probably do the same moving forward. Hope you guys stick along for the ride. And if you're new here, and you like what you watch, leave a like, subscribe if you don't mind. And stay tuned. Peace.