Hey, who do your watches are YouTube videos? Yeah! Yeah! Did you have some current YouTube videos? And you know that we're not afraid to roast some internet stars from time to time when they're doing some... Oh, thank you. We are doing some of the things they shouldn't be doing, like, exploding their children for money so they're having a good day. Yeah! Or if we can't even go to jail if you don't buy their merch, or performing a cringey live show, just for a quick cash grab. No! That's not fair. It's stuff like that. Yeah, stuff like that. So we thought, hey, if we're going to do a live show, why not take all these flaming hot roasts to the stage? Oh, yeah! Yeah! If we explain this little idea to our lawyer, and he told us that if we show someone else's video on the screen, they could sue us. Yeah, he was like, hell no, guys, don't do that. But we still wanted to roast someone, so we were wrapping our brains right and figuring out how do we roast someone who isn't a real person? And then it hit us. We could make someone up and roast the shit out of them! Yeah! Yeah! You guys see us roast a nata person? Yeah! Good, because we're doing it anyway. Guys, meet Justin Chad! Oh, boom! Oh, thank you! Thank you! Guys, Justin has four million followers on Instagram, and he's the world's biggest douchebag. But most importantly, he's not real. Yeah, Justin made, look like any other human being, living his human life no differently than either you or I, but that actually couldn't be further from the truth. And that's because he's just a bunch of facial features and body parts that we found on Google Images and Photoshop together to make it look like one person. But just because Justin Chad isn't a real person doesn't mean he doesn't do some really messed up things. Oh, and he definitely doesn't mean that we can't rip them to shred. That's right, fact number one, Justin's favorite activity is punching dogs! Forced it is, but it's all you have to do! Oh, stupid fucking dog! Did this Linus dog got in here, dude? Get that Magey mud off the screen! Dan? You thought we were booing the dog? Huh? We're booing the guy. Yeah, that's what I said. You said get that lame ass dog off the screen. No, yeah, and then dog isn't like, bro! This is my dog right there! Get him off the screen! He's like a spark! That's what I said, and that's how everyone else interpreted it. I think I said you would interpret it. Um, guys, Justin actually holds the world record for most dogs punched. I know it's a weird record for them to happen. They do it every year. And when we're poor, it's questioned how he's able to sleep at night. He was reportedly quoted as saying, I don't mean sleep. Because I'm not a real person. Oh my god. Fact number two, Justin once started a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for his sister's hospital bills and raised over $30,000. Sounds nice, right? Yeah! Don't boo yet! This is not the bad part. I appreciate your enthusiasm, though. You're wrong because Justin doesn't have a sister. How could he? He's not real! And he used all the money he raised to buy cigarettes that he then gave to a bunch of little kids! There he is! There's the old company that they come with. Thank you. Can you believe that? Well, again, you shouldn't because he's not real. And we gave those cigarettes to those little kids. Yeah. And I gotta say, they didn't even like... They were super ungrateful. What if I'm getting going like... It's like, do shut the fuck up! You should have to speak some weird kid language to us. We don't speak nerd! Totally really Christmas for us. Fact number three! Yeah. Justin may have single handedly caused World War I. Yeah. That's right. Justin is responsible for one of the most devastating events in human history. Total fuck boy move, if you ask me. You think the United Nations would be able to track him down and hold an accountable first crime against humanity, but for some reason? They haven't been able to yet. Which now that I think about it, must be because he's a fictional character that we both made up. Yeah, and that's all bad enough. It really is. But we haven't gotten to the worst part yet. Justin's content. The thing that made him famous in the first place. He's got sting, it's awful. And of course, it's not real. So we hired a team of the world's best and most expensive visual effects artist to bring our vision of his content to life. And we're all going to watch that right now. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Justin why? This is what he called back to. I don't think so. He just put you one dog. Oh no, he's a little better. Oh my god. I'm just going to say what we're all thinking. Justin's son! Yeah. Also, I feel like we spent way too much money on that animation. Yeah, I'm starting to think we got ripped off. Yeah, how much did we spend on that? There was like half the tour budget. What? So that's like 30 dollars. Shit. Damn, that's way too much money. But you know what guys? One thing is for absolute certainty. That's right. If we ever saw this dude in real life. Which we won't because we couldn't. I know exactly. What we would do. Apologize for roasting him in our shed.