Did you put a coaster on your butt? Yeah. Let me see. Proof it. Oh, I put a coaster on your butt. So you don't leave a butt mark. That's what the coaster's afford. It. Juh-oh, stop! I don't know how many people tweeted this at me. A video by Jamie French, which for the record, let me say there seems to be some drama in the comments about the original poster of this. So apparently the original artist of this named Anna Linguis in 2014. I will link her video as well as Jamie French's video. And that Alexa's stone did it at some point. Credit is a very important thing on the internet. So just know I am trying my best to make sure that the original poster of this is credited. But please don't kill me. You can't try it my best. Anyways, you basically put a tiny face onto your nose, make a new nose, and then you have a tiny face. I feel like I've done a couple things like this. I did a side face one time, but just speed it eyes that'll open my face. I'm really not gifted in makeup that requires you to make something look like something else. But I'm gonna try my best because you guys tweeted me nonstop to do this. And my only question for you is, do I look like I have anything better to do? Because I don't. Let's get started. According to Jamie, I do need to extra pop out some highlights in here, but I'm just gonna go over my whole face with some foundations so that I look a little less dead. Here, do me a favor. Get this wet and squeeze it a bunch of times. Don't! You squeezed it all over my pants! I'm sorry I didn't know there was any moisture left in it. I'm also not good at art in general. What's gonna be hard to draw, I know is when I can't even draw, when do we get wet? Listen, okay, I came prepared like that. Choked me with that turd, like. I might need to like, I could clip this back here so it stays tighter. So this is the mouth, you know what I'm saying? The cheeks will be like, here. What that tiny mouth do? Julian? What? No. You should put a tiny little cigarette out of the mouth. Okay, that you can tell, I'm just not good at this already. Her lines are like so much cleaner and better looking than mine. I just did like a big dark mass of contour. So, off to a good start. Powder me up like one of your French pitches. I don't think that's what they said in Titanic, but. I'm pretty severely undercarrier and I'll walk up in the room and say powder me up like one of your French pitches. What's funny to me about people requesting this of me is I'm like, but you already know what it's gonna look like. Like you already know what's gonna happen. Why would you wanna watch me do something that someone's already done? But I guess it's just more about me wanting a tiny face on my face. Because we're living in a simulation and they just wanna really live the same day over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Like a shelf. It's not a bad theory, that's not a joke. Everyone always says, macomore. How about macolettes? Julie, feels wrong, looks wrong, is wrong. Maybelline. You're welcome, maybelline. I feel like I've done enough of makeups like this where you'd think I'd be getting a little better at it, but I don't think I've progressed at all. Let me ask you, just theoretically in life. Is it okay to do things over and over and over and never get any better at them? Because I argue yes, as long as you're having a good time. Yes, it's okay, but you actually are, even if you're noticing you're getting better, maybe the result still sucks. I'm gonna draw, I think she actually uses like a liquid liner at one point, but I'm just gonna use this to, oh God. To draw the best that I can. What do you think, so? That looks right again. It looks the opposite of bad. You're the opposite of ugly. Ah, thanks. We have a start, we have a nose. Wow, that's really crooked. All right, let me go in with some brown shadow. So we can really play with the eye. We need an illusion to happen here. Okay, my nose looks yellow and crooked, but I'm going to keep trying. I guess I really didn't think a whole lot about how much makeup I was going to be putting into my nose. So, it doesn't look like a nose at all. You'll like, I should just really lightly, again, I might regret this, just draw with some black liner. We've come this far. The bottom is what I want to stand out the most. Oh, there's like a line here that I'm missing that I think would help with the three-dimensionalness of the nose. Oh! Oh, girl, you know what you should do? It's just like, take the brushes, put them down. That ain't it. What am I doing, oh? You guys see it yet? Dude, just look at it all. Not gonna give up. I haven't put this much makeup on my nose since I did that e-girl makeup and I just covered the whole thing and blush. It's a lot of nose makeup. Those are even a little like a nose. It's like a muddy, muddy nose. I need to draw the mouth, I think. Maybe that'll help. Lie to me. Tell me that it'll help me. She does go in with like a liner, so I'm going to do that. I think that would help me visually to see what we're working with. And then we can spend all of our hours of all of our days blending our tiny fake nose, but at least we'll have a mouth. Have you seen the vision yet? Are you impressed? I'm just, I'm gonna go for it. I'm going to put my lipstick on like she does and then let it dry and finish the rest of my eyes and stuff so we can work on the illusion. The nose is bad genuinely, but I'm trying my best. This is a nice red lip. POP! POP! Oh, mm-hmm. So my question for you today is, have you ever taken a wand of liquid lipstick and just jammed it inside your nostrils? Because before this day, I could say, no, you sick fuck. Why would I ever do that? And now I can proudly say, absolutely have, which is actually the intended use of this product. So it's right on the outside of jamming in your nose. I'll probably have to clean that up. It doesn't look good enough. It does it. Okay, you know what, I'm just gonna, this isn't gonna break me. It's not, it's not gonna break me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, oh, why would I do that? I'm gonna finish the rest of my face and then maybe you can help me make this look more like a nose because I just, I made a muddy, crann drawing of a child nose onto my nose. Can you see the illusion? Yeah, I can. I can't. Oh, wait, yes I can. Yeah, it pops, it pops, yeah. That's right. Once you see it, you can't, on see it. Oh! Okay, let me do my eyes and my brows. You know what, for the sake of this video, why don't I just cut and I will be right back with some more makeup on because no one cares. Okay, so here's what we're working with. I fixed the contour a little bit. I gave this person a nice bitch brow because I feel like someone with a tiny face would have a bitch brow. I am recruiting Julian to help me just with the nose, just a little bit because I, I'm so bad at it. I don't know how to fix it. It looks fine, honestly. I think it just needs to be a little more defined. Yeah, a little defined, a little highlight, of course, but this is what it looks like so far. What, Julian? You're right, it's smile. Oh, Kai. Oh, Kai. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, sick! Oh, sick fit! It's not great, but here I would say it's our finished look. Are we finished? I think we are. It looks like I'm telling you, I don't even see your face anymore. It's like a sip of coffee into your tiny mouth. Oh, yes. Yum! How did you open your mouth, like, guys? Is that just your nose opening? Oh, God. Oh, God, are you chewing? I don't really see it now. Well, you've been looking at it for a long time. I'm telling you, I see it. It's all I see. It's all I see. It's so weird. I don't know, like, the nose isn't great, but the mouth is killing it. The mouth is doing work, I feel it. You just, like, get a smush face. You know, honestly, it looks like a, like, a Photoshop edit. Why is your mouth open? I'm surprised. I feel like the illusion is ruined if I turn to the sun. No, it's not. It's weirdly not. Yes, I have one thing from a tiny makeup. What? I think it would go really well. Oh. Oh, my God. Are you so shocked? Oh, I'm so shocked. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. You don't say. Oh, that's really shocking. What? It looks like a horseman in the apocalypse. Which is, is that more convincing? That's just a different expression. It's like evil tiny face. I like how this person, like, it has no chin. No, it's just the bottom of their mouth is their face. Well, do you think we succeeded? You definitely succeeded. All I see is this tiny face. Oh, yes, my tiny doll. Oh, bud, you did it. You did it. That's like really, really gluel. You have a new face. Well, thanks for watching. I'm gonna take my tiny face and go do tiny things. You're gonna go eat dinner through your tiny face. I'm going to snort my food because that's where my mouth is. This is the fun thing to do. Thank you for suggesting it and thank you to Jamie French and Annelingus in 2014. Do you like my tiny face? Oh, God. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on a video every Wednesday, slash Thursday, except for last Wednesday, which I took a week off. So thanks you guys for letting me do that. I hope this made you happy. I need to saw what you wanted to see here because Julian, why are you jamming your finger and don't know? It's not like I have anything else better to do right now, so it's been a pleasure. I'm filled with many secrets. I'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye.