Hey, what's going on? No, what's going on? You know, the state soccer player Megan Rapinoe said that her recent injury is proof there is no God. When reached for comment, God said, I don't wash women's soccer. A train crash in Italy cost injuries to 17 people. A local man says, it's a good idea to tragedy. Who's broke last week that show Yatani's record setting $700 million contract with the Dodgers we paid in two installments? $20 million now? $680 million in 10 years. In unrelated news, I promised my wife I would be faithful to her for the next five months and any year we live over 60. Mr. Beast is in trouble. Mr. Beast is? Yeah. He's been called a white savior after posting a video in which he restores an African orphanage. In response, he's pledged to never help a black person ever again. Russian opposition leader Navalny missing from prison. Russian officials say, maybe he went home. Scientists discovered a hole the size of 60 Earths on the Sun. Hey, what's my ex-wife doing on the Sun? You're killing it. You're killing it man. Well, this is how he likes it. During the fourth public and presidential debate, Vivek Ruboswamy told Chris Christie to quote, walk off the stage and go have a meal. Moderator and former Fox News host Megan Kelly tweeted, that was because Chris Christie is really fat. What? Panera Bread's charge lemonade may have killed a college student this week. Experts are calling it the most deadly drink since Burger King's 1988 full-blown HIV lemonade. Hey, you just going this week? What's going on? Golf or John Rob went to the Saudis state for 600 million. When asked for comment, the Saudi crown prince said, we didn't mean to upset anyone. We just really, really like buying people.