You're watching Baby Lamb in Friends and now they're off to school. That's right, you're gonna see them interact with the most random, wackiest, maybe goofiest characters. Woohoo! Get ready for Baby Lamb in Friends Capital Academy. Ah, good morning! Ladies and Gems! This is Principal Strieberback wishing you a Spook Tagular first day at Capital Academy. Remember, due to the half day, lunch and recess is cancelled, so you will receive an early dismissal. Also, your emergency exits are through your left and right, and final note, due to popular demand, Slubby Jolt Thursday will return, and high school musical will be broadcasted on the high school's cafeteria monitors. Now enjoy your first day and get scared! Oh boy! The first day of school, my uncle always says the school is a wonderful venue for learning, plus we get to go to recess afterwards. But I'm kind of nervous. What if the teacher doesn't like me? What if the homework's too hard? What if we get picked on? Why not Baby Lamb? He's gotta be pretty so for everything to do with you. Take it from me. I got my notebooks, my number five pencils, my coloring books, my calculators, and even my trusty hot sauce for the complimentary self-unique buffet we're about to have. Number five pencils? Isn't the number two pencils usually? The dollar store is having a buy one, get 103, and I just couldn't pass the opportunity. How come dollar stores are called dollar stores and the store itself isn't worth a dollar? I mean, I tried purchasing the store for a dollar and the manager just left in my face and kicked me out. Who knows, Cal? Maybe our professor might answer that question. Speaking of, shouldn't Baby here by now? The second bell just rang. Maybe they're running late. Or they're actually a clever alien in disguise, flying to see more cheese. You've been watching too many side-by-movie's, Cal. I'm sure that... Wait, he's here now. Good morning, class. My name is Professor Matt and welcome to Random Education 101, a class of no particular curriculum. Sorry for coming to late. The don't-shop added holes in my dome so it's a minute of refund. But don't know if they're supposed to have... Now, I know all of you had to scribble your names on your name tags on your desk, but before we begin today's lesson, please say your name and reason for enrolling in this class. Oh. Okay, I guess. Baby Lamb. And I guess it was because my uncle recommended it to me. Wait a minute, kid. Your name is Baby Lamb? Of course. Ha ha ha. I'm sorry, but you don't see it like a baby. Trust me, he is. Cal. Anyway, I'm Cal McMoo. And I was told there was going to be a stuffed onion buffet here too, those who signed up. So, where's the food? It's only a half day bud, so there's no lunch today. Oh, I'm hungry. Did you shoot an eating before you came to your kid? Hey, Baby Lamb. Look what I've rolled in my name tag. I wrote sticky onion. Cal, you can't do that. The teacher said, again, man, you'll get in trouble. Come on, Baby Lamb. No need to be a stick in a pilot chocolate fight. At him. If there are no further interruptions, sorry, Professor Matt. Anyway, let's continue. Now butterfly. And I think that this class would be a perfect learning experience. I was bullying you. But call me killing you, die. Anyway, my goal is simple. I strive to go beyond and plus the literature the heck out of the school by being number one in this class, because I'm the best. And anyone who disagrees could take up with Pudgy McGee at Fischio Flatigan. I'm Cassandra Cat, and I guess I missed this class when I first enrolled into this school. So here I am. These guidance counselors aren't the best at making schedules, especially when they're written in crayon. The name's Roger Rex, but what's it to you? And you covered your name tag? Why? I'm a big tagger for losers, so I crumpled it up into a low ball and spit on it. I've been held back so many times that I just find school as a way to continue acting out due to my insecurities of being treated as an individual. Well, they have support groups for things like that. Nah, I don't really feel like it. Well, there is no way to get a gold star. Anyone else? Bill Quackers was forced to retake this class because apparently I didn't graduate. May Jack Webster. Why he said. Seriously? That's all? Did you want to talk more about your personal desire so we can get to know you more like Goulson, Dreams, or... Why you worry that had? Eh, nope. Just google me on the wiki and that's all you need. Ah, and I see we got some strange students here. Forgive me for my silence, kind sir, but my name is Gus Grizzly, and I'm very shy when it comes to speaking to new people. I was recommended by the guidance council to try this curriculum to finish my basic requirements. Maria, and I used to belong to a very terrible group meant on making deals with tiresome trigger treaters, but I work free and reunite with my parents, and I want to try and learn a new skill in this class. I'm May Lynn, and this is my tiger, Mr. Chris. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I do believe that he and I are going to get along great. Likewise, dear sir. I like to give all grumpy and cranky creatures nice warm hugs and tickles. Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle! Okay, keep that girl far away from me. Hmm, hello teacher person. Cherry just hacked into your new computer system to play her favorite song. Oh, that's very nice. Anyway, you did what? Oh, oh, oh Just in love! Baby, change it again to me. Baby, change it. I'm not thank you! Right here, the ones I seat in. It's fun! Let's take this! Dと思is hair to be out of tune withees effort to make you die in. But you know what scratched surfaces do now? Hoop-hoop! Oh, sorry. Sorry. Okay everybody, class is missed. Oh, where about the lesson? Hey, short stack! You know what this means, right? Ah! Niiide! Lafitto, Godzilla. Cause if you do that again, I'm gonna punch you. I'm not kidding. Sure. Party pooper. Look, I am the teacher and you are the students. So when I say class is miss, I mean class is miss. I need to get an ear surgery tomorrow and now thanks to the Stouching Pool then, so I have no move for questions. Now, class is in his out! Yay! Plank time again! Shoo! Phew! BEEP! Hunch away, Nelson! Ugh, it's too hot! I'll get you later! Oh, don't worry, Lonie. It's okay. It's just one little prick. Sometimes my road rage is actually home rage that I bring on to the highway. What a day you guys! With the name of the introductions? Cal being... Well, Cal. And that song is now stuck in my head. This is a weird morning, don't you think? You know what else is weirder? I still haven't got my stuffed onions yet. I want my main back. You pay for anything, Cal. Class signups are free. Oh. Well then I want my nothing back. Well, I can't wait for what holds for us in the future classes as well. Let's all feel positively and hope our next class is even better. Yeah! Positivity! Positivity! Positivity! Jeez. Hi-ey! Gageee!