Hey, I just found the coolest thing and I wanted to tell you about it. Just give me a second to pull it up. Okay, here we go. Huge news today that, alright, just give me a second. It just disappeared. I seriously hate it when that happens. Yeah, I was just looking right at it and then the page refreshed and then it vanished. That is so frustrating. Why don't we have a manual page refresh button? Oh, I know this tweet blew up because on Instagram it was booming. Let me hold up. Just give me. What do you mean only one person saw this post Twitter? See, I don't believe you Twitter because I'm kind of a big deal. People like what I say. People retweet what I say when they see it. They can't retweet what I say when they see it. If they don't see it. Is this that shadow, bang, bull shit again? See, this is why we need something else. This is because if I'm a big deal and no one can see me, what about the people who are not as big deals as I am? Oh my God. I can't believe that hashtag hot Korean bubblegum chicks is trending number one again with only 600 tweets in the last hour when we have 25,000 for Julian Assange but that's not trending. I feel so lied to with these B.S. statistics. These trends lists are totally meaningless. I mean, imagine if we actually had a platform where the trends lists were legit. Okay, we need to go ahead and get to the bottom of this guy. I know I didn't only reach one person. I know one person didn't see my post. At least three people saw the post. Nico CSFB, big deal 2021. Okay, that's weird. Big deal 2021. See, my password isn't working. I know it's a super secure one. That's why I made it so complicated and unpredictable but it should be working. I know I'm typing it in right. Big deal 2021. What do you mean I'm suspended? Suspended for what? Retweeting fake news. Hota, hota, hota. No, I know that's not true. I have not retweeted CNN or MSNBC or the New York Times or the Washington Post in at least two years. This can't be right. I can't keep doing this. I can't keep doing this. Okay, I follow about 300 people but the top of my timeline says that nobody has tweeted anything for like 10 hours. But if I scroll down, there is stuff from like two minutes ago. All right, let's see what this person has retweeted. Oh, they retweeted that like 10 tweets ago. This is so confusing. Why am I not seeing any of this content in the order it was posted? We all need a platform that shows the content of the people we are following and in the order in which they posted. Queen of the war mongers. I wonder how many likes that tweet has. Let me go check. That's weird. I'm pretty sure I like that tweet already. Well, maybe there's just some statement going. You like that? Go back, refresh that real quick. I mean, my like is gone again. Not that I think about it. This was like the fifth time I had to relike this tweet. If it keeps taking my like away, how do people know that I like the tweet? And if it's taking my like away, wouldn't that mean it's taking everybody else likes away? And if it's taking everybody else's like away, how are people supposed to know that the tweet is well liked? If the likes aren't there, we got to do something about this. I can't deal with these emotional games that people are playing with me right now. I need people to know when I like something. That's why I liked it. I wouldn't have liked it if I didn't like it. So while Twitter trying to convince me that I didn't like the post, I need a platform that's going to make sure that when I like something, it stays liked. Extra large condoms? What the fuck? Why is this even on my timeline? I can't stand advertising. We all need an advertising free platform to communicate on. Is it true that Twitter and Facebook are selling my data? And I haven't seen a single dollar? Well, that can't be right. Because we all know that big tech companies like Twitter and Facebook are just champions of morality and ethical behavior when it comes to the online space. Let me just do some further research in this to figure out if this is actually true. I for one do not believe it. Super duper complex, full blown, techno babble, and possible to understand sentence about the algorithmic specificities of user data being compromised and exploited to a third party partner. One ain't there's some bottom. Yo. Am I a prostitute? This made me a prostitute. What what up? I can't be a prostitute because I'm not getting paid for this data. So I don't know what's below that, but I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that somebody's prostitute my dad off. It isn't me and I'm tired of having everything that I put onto the internet, compromised, and sold without me getting a cut like I don't got bills to pay my damn self. I can at least get a dollar or maybe 50 cent, you know, maybe put it into a crypto wallet for me off to the side somewhere, let it accrue interest. I don't know, but I feel like I should get more than zero. It's my dad up. It's this ain't right. We got to figure something out guys because this isn't working. We need a platform that's going to make sure that we're not having our data compromised every single time we post on the internet. Oh my gosh. More content about cat food again? How do they know I have a cat? Are they spying on me? These personalization algorithms are really, really creepy. If only there was a platform that didn't do this to us. Ah, nice. Join the Sonic and a Blue Check file. Well, let me see how many followers he has. Now, he probably has a lot. They found a game of Blue Check. 1500. Okay, I'm not crazy, but it might be. Last time I checked, he had 700,000. This can't be right. Hold on. Join us. Join us. Uh, this says 700,000 still. They verified a fake account. Well, let me check some. Oh, check. Chris Hedges. Chris Hedges. Uh, doesn't Chris Hedges work at RT? Why isn't Chris Hedges? Verifold. Susie Dawson. Not verified either. Uh, let me check mine. Okay. Where do my Blue Check go? Okay, hold on. Really quick. How are people supposed to know I'm a big deal still? If I don't have a Blue Check. Also, why are they giving Blue Check to fake people? Also, why don't real people have Blue Check's? Also, how are people supposed to know I'm a big deal? And when I say things, people should listen if I don't have a Blue Check. See, this is what I'm talking about. If you're not just going to have a streamlined way to figure out why and how people should get Blue Check's, you shouldn't just have any Blue Check's. I'm just saying, this is just pandemonium out here. It's anarchy. You think Blue Check's to fake Islamic accounts and you won't give a big deal like myself a Blue Check. This is non-sensical Malaki. Okay. Why do they keep telling me to follow the NSA? It will be a cold day in hell before I start following the NSA. As if spying on everybody isn't already bad enough, now they want us to follow their propaganda too. I mean, we need an alternative to this manipulated filter verse. What? This lost another 200 followers. Hold up. Wow. Taylor says she just lost another 102. I don't understand what's the point of having a social media platform if you can't keep your followers. This is getting ridiculous, bro. This is getting ridiculous. We need something that puts the power back in our control. We need a social media platform that will actually give us a say in what happens. We need a social media platform that actually respects us, our brands, and allows us to maximize our potential. But what's the solution?