I was performing at a college. Now colleges are notoriously fun, at least they used to be. College kids used to party, right? Crewships used to be boring. Old people who are conservative, they're not going to laugh. College kids used to be, everything has changed. Now the crewship people are like, make me laugh, I'm ready. Yeah, yeah. And college kids are like, I'm ready to protest. I just don't know why. Yeah. Should we protest now or are we to later? They're ready. They don't even know what to, they have the sign ready. What are we writing on this today? Chick-fil-A? Are we doing Chick-fil-A? Are we protesting? Top gun? What should we protest? We got to protest some. They don't have fun. It's crazy, man. It's crazy. So here's what happened. I get to the college and the student advisor is a lady in charge. She goes, just so you know, we did not have a good experience with our last comedian. And we want to make sure that you understand. This is the student's safe space. Yeah, we don't want to trigger them. So all we ask is you don't talk about race, religion, politics, gender, sexuality, and don't make direct eye contact with them. Other than that say whatever you want. We're really big into freedom of speech on this campus. Are you though? Really? Are you? I'm like, race, religion, politics, sexuality. I'm like, what am I going to talk about? It was out of control. So I said, what if I just say hi to them for an hour and get paid? She's like, that'd be great. She didn't even want comedy. She just wanted me to be just up there. So I just did. I came out strong. Where's all the freshmen at? They're like, yeah! Where's all the sophomores? Run, run, run, run. Juniors. I looked at my watch 59 more minutes to go. I did not time that right. Then I started saying, where's all the white people at? Where's the black people at? Latinos, Persians, Asians. Then I started running out of groups. I'm like, loud, slousin' the house. Who else? And then I made a mistake. I didn't even know. I said, where's all the LGBTQ students? Make some noise! Yeah, you're here. Yep. But I'll tell you what. At that show, the woman got offended. One of the students, she came up. I just called her a she. Hold on. I'm not a biologist. Hold on. They. They all came up at the same time. Because it was one person. And they looked me in the eye and they go, that was extremely rude what you did up there. And I go, what happened? I just said, hi. She goes, where's the LGBTQ students? I go, that was nothing? She goes, it's LGBTQIA plus you, idiot. And then she stormed off. Yeah. I was like, wait, I didn't know they did an update. Did you guys know they did an update? No. If you did, that's cool. You're like an iPhone 16. You're updated. I'm a little older. I'm an iPhone 7. I'm not quite there. iPhone 7 used to be good. It's not as good anymore. But don't hate on the iPhone 7. All right? It had its time. So she was mad at me because I wasn't updated. I had to go home and Google it so I don't offend other students. I go, what's LGBTQIA plus? And the more you Google that stuff, the more the advertisements start changing on your computer. My suggested items are completely different than they were last year. We think you'd like this. I'm like, my God, at the card. We'll see. Yeah. Christmas is going to look a lot different for the family this year. Let me tell you that right now. Yeah. So now I looked it up. And now I know what it is. I'm going to look at it. I'm going to look at it. I'm going to look at it. I'm going to look at it. Yeah. So now I looked it up. And now I know what it is. And what I want to do is educate all of us so we can all be woke together. Isn't that a good idea? We could all get updated right now. Yeah. We all know LGBTQ, but what's I? Who knows I? You know I? Intersexual. I looked at that. I'm like, maybe that's me. That sounds like a dude wants to go out of space to get some. Yeah. I'm intersexual now. Intergalactic. Like, yeah, forget your earthlings. I want to go up there. See what's up? How many guys here will sleep with a hot alien? Be real. You thought about it, right? I'm talking about up there, not down here, not the South, not Mexico. I'm talking about, no, Arizona. Listen, aliens, outer space. Just want to clarify. All right. Of course, man, aliens are hot. So I'm already one of the new letters. I'm I. All right. LGBTQIA. What's the A? Except of that one. I compared in personally, just like I wanted to say. It's zero. Is it over?" At dawn I can see how it goes. Diagnos. It also stretches out fast. Stop meddling. I mean, you see a video, after trading with Bonnetti, look to this one. I want to leave an example, guys. So, you guys are talking about that. What's the natural trend for that? Like, my son is mistaking privately. The flea reminder is to talk about the cutest- you know what, we're you do not sometimes do it once and join us if you want to be part of this minority room. You can't just be like, I'm with them. Hang on, though, right? And plus means to be continued. There's gonna be more coming soon. I had one lady after a show, she goes, you didn't mention me, I'm pansexual. I'm like, all right, well, I'm in a deep dish, but we can work something out. We'll go get a thin crust. We'll talk about it, right? I'm just saying if there's too many letters, we're gonna have to make a whole song. That way you could get them, you know? Cause yeah, you're gonna have to learn your ABCs. That's what I'm trying to tell you. That way we remember every letter. I feel bad for older people, like my father's generation. He's 78 years old. You think he's gonna know it's LGBTQIAA, plus? Are you kidding me? But he only had three letters his whole life that covered everybody. F-A-G, that's all he had. You guys, y'all don't remember those letters, you see it? Those were the original letters.