Happy birthday, Mom. How old are you now? 81? 82? Very glad. Love you too, Mom. Son, I keep hearing baby baby aw from your room. Are you listening to Justin Bieber? No, Dad. I'm watching porn. Oh, thank goodness. Jesus Christ. Why are you texting in Chinese, Loll? I'm not going to be able to do this. Laughing my ass off, you got stuck in Chinese mode, didn't you?