When you're as funny as I am, I think it's important to pass on your gift to the next generation. For that reason, I'm here today with my niece Everland. Hello Everland. Hello Uncle Sam. Today we're going to be looking at a comedy staple that's been making people laugh for a very long time. It's called the comedy spit. Like lots of very funny things, very very simple. It involves two people talking and one person saying something so shocking the other person spits their drink everywhere. Do you want to try one? Okay. So Everland, how's your pet crocodile? He was delicious. I heard Uncle Sam being weak green. I prefer purple. Is your bike running okay? Got the car this day. Uncle Sam, where did you go on a holiday? The toilet. So that was the comedy spit Everland. Did you enjoy it? Yes. Do you think it all helped me make any money for my new company? Pop it in the...