Alright class, file in. Today's subject, the SCP Foundation is a science fiction creative writing community and fandom focused on a secret organization that... Our attempts to duplicate SCP-9999 have only been partially successful. We have not been able to get a living entity, but we did get a substance that duplicates the anomalous effects and the other anomalies just love it. Well, try as we might, markipliers by the breach containment through your phone and the universe so containment breach karaoke time. Coming out of your phone, when the mark is doing just fine gotta gotta get out you'll own a lot of the fault you started out with. Now you're a normal frog, aren't you? That's true, absolutely. A heterosexual frog. Alright. Okay, Rhillish, I guess? Stop sending me to playgrounds! No can do, kid. Not a little kid. I didn't say little. I don't know what it owns. Oh, wait, wait, wait the best part. Is that a fucking buggy? Oh look who's back in containment. Right you are researcher proc. Vulgar little thing. What do you think we should do with him this time? Must be contained and never permitted to leave the lab. Well that part's obvious. Secure contained protect but you're right if we let him out he might run for president. Again. Go. Oh you're going to need to be much more specific. I mean I might have to arm the femur breaker or I might have to call Henry Stein or Sam and Dean Winchester or Frick and Spider-Man. Hey cadets why don't we go see what SCP-049 is up to today? Oh no he's at. No no you listen. When I said you may not take the security and research staff out for a quote beach episode that did not mean through omission that you could do so with the anomalies. Christ. Be on the lookout agent subject is in your area wearing a red plaid shirt. Eyes on the target. Excellent. Got him. Successful containment. Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Subject is spotted wearing a Hawaiian shirt. We've got him in a pincer. This is your chance agents. Nope. Damn alleyway. He's wearing green now. Brown. Brown jacket. Blue. Third I guess. Action rolling for no reason. Sportswear. Sportswear. Alright he dropped his bag. He has to come back for his bag. This is going to be fine. Lay a trap agent. Agent where are you going? Agent. What are you do? Jesus Christ here we go again. People are always asking SCP Foundation where do you get your D-class personnel those disposable test subjects? Some universes death row inmates. Other universes we kidnap homeless people and people no one else would miss. In some universes we even demote our staff members to D-class if they misbehave. This universe clones one dude over and over like Django fat. They like to play me in pranks on him too. Wow. Dr. Sherman reporting from the field. An increasing number of office chairs have been turning up at this train station. Another chair appears in the moments no one is watching. One must wonder what they plan to do when they amass sufficient numbers. I can't help but to hear. No I can't help but to hear in exchanging of worlds. One. Let me show you what I wear in the car for Sun Safety. Oh so close agent but there are some flaws in your attire that'll get you turned to go faster than you can say here comes the sun when day breaks. Class how do we improve upon this design for maximum protection? We all know the struggle. You're looking for a skip for your TikTok bit and the site search button won't tell you sh- But now it will. Introducing the all new SCP wiki site search. A sleek and powerful live search tool for the entire SCP wiki. Our dedicated SCP wiki tech team has used the power of third party cookies to enable you to find your old favorites and some new classics. This is quite literally the faint of my existence. A powerful tag search with a list of tags right at your fingertips to find any things you're looking for. Search up your favorite authors by name and do what you gotta. The new SCP foundation wiki search. It searches. Oh what have you done? Fix him. You left him with a child breaker. The mobile task force is on route but we don't have much time. If he completes the ritual in summons him then we're done for. Thank god he's an idiot. Wake up. How you feeling? Yeah, okay. Exactly what I warned you would happen if you went near that thing. Black and Decker pack of records. Slice is dice to circumcises. This out of the cloning vats, subject spawn from SCP 2000 can be slightly unstable. I heard you guys enjoyed hiding things. Dr. Garbanzo. Get back to work. Agent Harpo, you've captured the escape anomaly. Congratulations are in order. Yes, yes. It took extreme courage and strength and stamina to capture set escapee. These agents can be so pregnantocious. I need you to put the anomaly down so I can re-contain it. Drop it. Now return to Dr. Blue for congratulatory head pass. Thanks Harpo. Yes, thank you Harpo. You're here just in time. We're about to witness Dr. Blue take his first exploratory mission. There. This is a right of passage for every young researcher. You gotta dive in head first. Go exploring. Get lost. Get found. You know how it is. Danger. Oh no. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Dr. Blue is completely safe, completely. Blue's just there to do some research. Take some notes. Get some meatballs. Absolutely nothing frightening will even... Well, nothing frightening to us senior researchers anyways. He may get a little perplexed, a little flumex, a little confuzzle, but at the end of the day he's going to be just fine. You'll see. Oh Dr. Blue, how did you enjoy your trip? You know what? I don't think this is SCP-30008. Nice shark. He thought it was the SCP-30008 for real. Get some every time. I'm in my way. I've been married long time ago. When did you come from where did you go? When did you come from Canada? Yes, 09-6 getting over it's shyness is a net good for humanity, but the rapid switch to this level of the extroversion is giving us all whiplash. Foundation staff it's time to play. Do you recognize the bodies in the water? Got your answers? Survey says? You do not recognize the bodies in the water. Guys, does it count as breaking containment if they take containment with them when they leave? What to do when your containment cell breaches containment? Drink to forget. Hurt and heard. Ah. I knew it! Ohio is trying to take us all! This is endgame. You must resist Ohio's siren soul! Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. To cure, contain, protect.