You just need to have a word from our sponsor. Okay. Washington is broken. The truth is, too many politicians are totally controlled by special interests and lobbyists. We're going to make America great again. I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message. He approves the message. Why would you play a commercial for my opponent in the middle of our interview? He paid me in stakes. I'd be afraid to eat them if I were you. It's a good cut of me. I think it's part of the asshole. Well, this has been a lot of fun, Mrs. Clinton. We should stay in touch. What's the best way to reach you? Email? You've got it. Let's kind of stink though that you can't run, you know, three times. You know, actually, I think it's a good idea. If I ran a third time and be sort of like doing a third hangover movie, it didn't really work out very well, didn't it? You think people focus maybe too much on your looks and don't even, you know, realize that you're just a shitty actor? Next question. You know what I would do if I were president, Mr. President? I would make same-sex divorce illegal. Then see how bad they want it. I think you affectionately refer to your fans as beeners. No, believers. Yeah, that makes more sense. Tell me what it was like the first time that you laid eyes on Angelina. Was it like one of those classical love stories like when, I don't know, on Ross, First Soul Rachel? You know that show, friends? Have you seen that? I'll be there for you. I like that show. As secretary, how many words per minute could you type? And how does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself? Week? You know, Zach, those are really out-of-date questions. You need to get out more. What happens if you become pregnant? Are we going to be stuck with Tim Cain for nine months? How does this work? I could send you some pamphlets that might help you understand. First you supported Obama's Trans-Pacific Partnership deal. And then you were against it. I think that people deserve to know. Are you down with TPP? I'm not down with TPP. No, you're supposed to say. Yeah, you know me. Like the hip hop group. Don't tell me what to say. Fine, lose. I'm going to say, Fine, lose. Country goes to the shit. You shaved your head for V for Vendetta. Did you also shave your V for vagina? You got your start doing theater in independent films. I did. And now you're acting in Marvel movies. How good does it feel to sell out? Do you think you play smart characters like Sherlock Holmes? Because you have a... We have one of these, you know, these faces. Is there a... Is this going to close up here? It's a face that can go either way. It can use inductive reasoning to solve mysteries. Or it's the type of face that master baits all day wearing a helmet. So it's a fine line. If you didn't have an accent, do you think people would be able to tell that you're not a very good actor? Yeah, no, I think my accent probably does help. That's true. No shit Sherlock. Your superhero character is called Captain Marvel. Yes. Well they really have stopped trying haven't they? I mean why don't they just call it Captain comic book? Or Captain we can't think of anything else? And what would your superhero name be? Captain Crunch? The bulk. Like the incredible bulk? Yes. Well, all of those you just said are much better than Captain Marvel. I read online that you're very private and declined to answer questions. Do you research your roles? Yeah. Have you ever considered researching a character that has taken acting classes? Right now I'm acting like this is fun. How am I doing? I get a little bit meft by the time the types of people that I have to interview come in with an attitude as if they're better than. I have come in here with not at you. You told me I'm a colonial boss. You're a colonist? Yeah, I'm like what? Look at your mustache. I mean you look like a colonist. Coming from the Yeti, what the fuck? Now you're calling me a Yeti? Your face is covered in hair. Now you're insulting the Greeks. Get off your fucking trip. I don't have a trip. You do, you're saying my face will hit me instead of a fascist? I said colonist, you're the one that's saying fascist. If you want to go that way if you'd rather be called a fascist fine. No. If you want to be a fascist your mustache could be used a little trimming. Yeah, you know what I mean? On this side and this side. Right here, I'm sure. I'd like to think my guest, uh, Benedictic Cabbage. Benedict Cabbage. Come and help. See you soon. Thank you for coming out. Well, I'm not, I'm not done. Hey. Hey. My guest today is Benedict Cumberbuck Batch. But Benedict Cemp, benefit lumberjacks. Benedict Cumberbatch. That's what it is. Thank you.