My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Jake. I heard you got dumb over the weekend, dancin and bein dumb. Jim went to Brooklyn, we're Brooklyn at, it was alright, looked at apartments, we'll never live at, and at an okay weekend. Hadn't you walk over the Brooklyn bridge? I did not, I did not, but it's quite the experience. People talk about it. I never done it, but people do talk about it. How are you? Good. Anyway, let's move on and talk about the things people like to hear us talk about. Jim, we are traditionally a baseball company and we are talkin' about MLB and how they are negotiating this week. No, no one cares about that baseball, no one cares. So we're college guys now, we're going, going back, back to Kali, Kali. Wolf pack, throw up your wolves. Tommy White, true freshman. Blair that. In his first game, he goes five. Tommy White as a name, one to ten, three, two, one, seven. Seven. Okay, very close. That was pretty good. I like one where I like one where I line there. So in his first game, he goes five for six with three home runs. They beat the other team like 18 and nothing. He was polite about it. He was like, they got good pictures over there. It's like Tommy, the picture stink. No, I love it. We love it for Tommy. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. They weren't like chip chaps. It's like pretending to be cool about it. Yeah, but there's a hanging curve anchor. But then his next two games, he had two more home runs. He gets intentionally walked twice and these are the nicknames that he's going with. I need you guys to rank them at home. Jake, I want your opinion. Three bomb, Tom. Big country. Tommy tanks. Jim, you have labeled here Tommy tanks is the winner. Big country's been used before and taken. Three bomb, Tom. Just added the end of the day that gets turned on you because you can't hit three home runs every game. Yes. That becomes a problem. He's also from... Don't do a three bomb, Tom. He's also from St. Pete, so you can't be big country. That ends the baseball. Some baseball towns they throw beer after home runs. Clip. Jim, can you tell me about this breakdown thing? We're going from North Carolina to Louisiana for almost a breakdown. A raccoon. Louisiana down to New Orleans. Something famous song that's Ack knows. Anyway, a raccoon fell into the dining hall. Louisiana State, Louisiana University, Louisiana State University. So the cooks and the... I think there's the cooks and the chefs. They try to catch this raccoon. So we're going to break it down because the tick dot goes fast. There's a guy on the broom. He knows what he's doing. There's a guy holding a garbage can. He doesn't know what he's doing and then there's a guy waiting where the raccoon is most likely going to run to with a recycling bin. It looks like the broom man. He sees the raccoon make a move. So pops the raccoon on his buttocks in the air. Boom guy's been through the most games. He's ready to go in this situation. He knows that action is about to happen. Everyone else kind of doesn't realize. Yeah, no one else heard the whistle. So he pops the raccoon in the air. It kind of like he gets it good with the broom. That's like a solid pop. The guy with the garbage can. He raises it up. Yes, the raccoon. Like dude, you're supposed to go lower to catch it. So he's an ultimate under the raccoon. Next time a raccoon goes into this dining hall. That guy says out. No, you're not helping at all. The guy guarding the door. He did a great job. But maybe in hindsight, maybe they knew this because the guy guarding the door does an MVP type effort and effort you don't see when you're catching critters. So maybe they just knew that guy one sucked gave him a chance knowing that they had the other veteran. Zach pretend to be a raccoon on the table. No nuts. Go as crazy as possible. Careful. Put him in the trash. So there you go. Almost a breakdown. A good job by the two of them. Bad job by the one of them. And then did the raccoon lose weight using noom? raccoon was just trying to get into the cafeteria to check on anyone's diets. Yeah. I've been weighing myself every single day, not in an attempt to lose weight just to see what's going on. And then eventually I am going to attempt to lose weight and I'll go to noom. They're calling them the noom raccoon. The noom raccoon. Let's go back to the sports. Jimmy a skier has frozen his penis. Let's go out to Beijing for the report. Olympics are still going on. It's hit that we're over now. Olympics might be over update. It was on TV the other day and this guy's dick froze. So Remi Lynn home a finished skier. Yeah. What else are you going to do? Word that one before Remi. He's saying time is penis. Second time is penis is frozen. He had to thaw it out and he said that hurt a bond. He said he was frozen all over. But what's this tell us about his penis? It's going to live longer. Is it big? Small? Are there celebrities that are frozen? I'm guessing it's bigger. I'm guessing it's smaller penis freezes faster than a bigger penis. It does, but this guy's penis is pretty. He's a finished skier. Are you picturing it harder soft frozen? Either way it's hard. Shout out to that guy's dick. Jim kind of a similar topic in the not sports today. UK man. What's going on? UK is he British? A British man? He goes on television network to reveal love affair with balloons. The man goes by Julius. He loves balloons. And Jim, the quotes here are kind of... We were a little hesitant on this story, but the quotes are electric. I was going to hate him and I was going to be like, I don't care. This is kind of fake. And then the quotes were so good that I kind of like him now. He's married, which is unbelievable. 62 years old. He's got to be doing something, right? He has more than 50,000 balloons in his home. Has a special connection to each one. That's a lie. No one can count that high. Nor have a connection to 50,000 different things. He says intellectually, I know that the balloons are not alive. Trust me. Yeah. I'm not dumb. Jim, this guy's what sometimes I wonder if my love for them brings them to life. He's essentially a lawyer. That line gets a little creepy. Yeah. He says he describes balloons as beautiful, soft, smooth, and delicate. There's no argument against that. Soft, smooth. Yeah. There's no argument against it. You're like, all right. Point for you, guy. And then he says there's nothing wrong with love. Let's say it in Unison, powerful at the center. I thought we are in Unison. There's nothing wrong with loving balloons. It's not dangerous and it's not hurting anybody. Kind of good rules to lose the life. And those are facts. In them's the facts. How much does this guy hate needles? Thumbtacks. Static. Oh, so static in this house. Ooh, I just thought about all the static and I like it. Okay. We're out on you, Jim. I'm out. Julius, you're done. You're overblown, man. Noom balloon. The noom balloon raccoon. I found what that. You just were a better raccoon. We wouldn't have to green screen it. And the last thing. It's the employee of the week. This week, the Oasis. The Oases go to Joe's McFly and Rose Chris. They are the Play-by-Play and lead commentary on the Blitzball Battle for 10K. And they're doing an all-air shop. I guess Wingert's involved, too, on the sideline. The later game she gets way more in play. She's going to have to learn. She is not getting this. Oh, sorry. I don't know. Just used to Chris. Chris, Chris, she'll have to go now. The Rose and Joe's booth. They've been hilarious. Blitzball Battle every Monday and Thursday night at 7pm Eastern. You will find a new game. It's a double elimination tournament in the winning game wins $10,000. That was a weekly dumb. Today's episode was brought to you by Noom. 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