Here we have the wild boots in need of shaving once again. God, I'm coming to the- Oh, never mind. Yeah, it's kind of like my thing to be good at games. Oh yeah, like best of the best good or like just kind of good. It's just kind of like second best, but no one's ever seen the best. So I mean- Oh, right. Like I'm a humble, you know. Like best by default. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But like I wouldn't call myself the best. Right, right, so I mean like who else would- Oh, oh. It is a bot. The best is upon us! The Obambe! Yeah! Where's the- Is it a failed abortion thing? Oh, of course it is. I've heard that before. I'm playing with one right now! Hop in, boys. Let's go! But I bet it was supposed to explore, though. Yeah, finding diamonds and making the diamond sword, definitely. What if creepers were real? Oh! They're called talabans. Lines. Oh, I'm like, I'm like- It's like- Oh, Sama was a gamer. They like created his house? Yeah, old CA files- He had like steam on his computer. He was a gamer. Yo, imagine playing against a Sama bin Laden, bro. Just rage his little too hard. That's shit. I'm coming for New York. Have you seen the like steam maps? Like you can see who's online at any point in time, whatever. There's always one tiny light in North Korea. Just one right in the capital city. That's 100% Kim Jong Un. Yeah. I want to get into game with Kim Jong Un, bro. I wanted to spawn trap him in black ops 2 New York Town 2025. You want to see New York Town? No, you want to see New York Town? I'm showing you New York Town. What should we listen to right now? I'm going to put on a random ASMR video. Oh, my God. Why are we going to this next one? Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Bro, it sounds like she's next to me. Oh, my God. No, she's on my left. Turn the shit off. No, I'm liking this. What? I'm telling a rep. I'm telling a rep. No, no, no, no, no, he's in front of it. Now I'm ready for war. Don't fucking me. Oh, my God. Find a team. Find a team of this people over there. Bro, somebody shoots one of those things. You're dead. Wait, that's why you got to stick it into it. Oh, oh. Team Trees accept we destroy them. Take that, Mr. Beast. Yeah. Noah. Tell her to fuck off and go back in the kitchen. The loot said fuck off and go back in the kitchen. No, don't say it's for me. Oh, fool. Oh, you fool. Please, let me talk to her. There you go. Please, I did. Oh, my God. Team wants to smoke. Hi. I need a food. How are you doing? I want to formally apologize for that. I did not mean any of it. I just wanted to see if you would say it to you. So I want to apologize for the misunderstanding here. 100% 100% I'll take that. I don't care. No, just like, don't apologize. I'm Canadian. Know how there's like always celebrity names that kind of sound like words? Like Miles Teller. What does Miles need to tell her? What about Kevin Hart? There's something missing there, right? Like if you spell that, Kevin and then a heart. But what does he love? Exactly. We must find the missing piece. Kevin Hart's what? Kevin Hart's what? Did it go to that? Yeah, Kevin Hart, but well, Kevin Hart's what? Like, I don't understand what he's saying. Oh, the rock. Kevin Hart's the rock. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. These movies together. Is Dwayne the Rock's father named John? John Cena? That's why they wrestled our WWE. The revelations here are astounding. John Cena is Dwayne the Rock's father confirmed. Because the rock is John's son. Because the rock is John's son. Holy crap. It all makes sense. The pieces have been put together. You've heard it here first. I learned more in a Fortnite match than school. Bro, this is Fortnite woke moments right here. They're creating custom games and then fucking 100 players laying in salty. I wish we would do that, but only like 10 people would show up. Guys, oh my God. 10 players, Lantz, Sauty Springs. Oh my God. Never seen before. Oh, there's a hole in this wall. He broke out. He just had a lot of acne. He's break out. Shut up. Shut up. I love making puns like this and just seeing how long you guys take to get it. Bro, I did not get that. What's the word? God, I need to start wearing the blue light protective glasses. Oh yeah. My eyes are burning. So gross. There was a guy right there to your left behind the bush. Right there. What? So about those blue light protective glasses, I don't think you need the blue light protective part. Just glasses. Just glasses will do it. Why do we call them concentration camps? Bro, they just wanted you to focus up. That's all it was. Bro. Auschwitz was actually a very prestigious university. You didn't say that. That's master prestigious black ops. Oh my God. Auschwitz. Auschwitz achievement unlocked. Oh well. Oh, you're fucked. Oh my God. Grimple. Grimple. Grimple. Fuck. Go go go go go go go go. Fuck. Go. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is so fucking good. Oh my God. Did you forget that I'm the internet team pops sensation YouTube superstar athlete Gamer God. I'm vood. Oh, it's so. Hey Siri. How do you say daddy and Arabic? In Arabic, daddy is. Ab. So they cut out. They forgot the other half of the word. Ab. Abdu. Ab. Ab. Fuck it. Down with this new app. Yes? No. Hi guys. So rate shadow legends. You need to download the app right now. Yes. If they have six fathers in one room, is it called a six back? Oh my God. It kind of like built up for a second. In Arabic, daddy is. Ab. Ab. Ab. Ab. I can't translate it to Hebrew yet. You useless bitch. You're like, oh, women. I'm being able to try it was 10. Have you seen daddy in Japanese? In Japanese, daddy is. Or go or turn. Bless you. Or go or turn. Or go or turn. You know. Oh, no. Did he just die? I think he did. He died for fall damage. He died for fall damage. Oh no. They're creating a sky base, bro. Oh my God, they are. That's awesome. You can't defeat these men. Oh, you're sky basing with them? Oh my God. Combining the old with the new. The 90s into sky base. We've never seen such ingenuities. Oh, he's climbing your tower. Wait, he shot him down. No. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, are you kidding me? I can't believe they're going to make a sky base and then they shoot yours down. Yeah, come on. And of course, I missed a jump out. That's the one fortunate. Everything reminds me of her. Making craft dinner. Yeah. I miss her so much. Let's take talk for sure. What the craft dinner thing? Yeah. Uh-oh. Well, I can't use it. What do you mean you can't use it? It's a TikTok. Everything's from TikTok. Say a joke. My penis. It's on TikTok. Guarantee you. I hope not. I guarantee that's on TikTok. Okay, tell me again. Say a joke. I guarantee that's on TikTok. I guarantee not. In terms of condition with banits. I guarantee it looks fine to right now. If it was made, it's probably the lead it sends. Therefore, it is no longer on TikTok. I guarantee I can find one. Uploaded like 20 seconds ago. Guarantee it. It's me. It's my TikTok. Hi. The fuck is this Alex P. Oh my god. They made a penis. Nice. What? They made a... Pretend like a penis. That's the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. And you haven't seen mine. Oh, wait, you have. But I want the team house to be an Iraq. Fuck. Gamer house and Iraq that be sick. I'm gonna quibble cop in the house. Imagine you wake up to like... Welcome back to my bed! Who wants swigfus and bed? His girlfriend, Assylin, would be there too. Oh god. You would smash fucking quibble cop's girlfriend, bro. What would cop aim to type a dude that you don't do that shit too? That's messed up. I would not. You might have a deal with quibble cop. Just to just stream in your face, be like, why would you do this? I thought we were friends. Why are you in the car too? Oh, I do. Let's clean the house. Good. Who's the other guy? Your favorite. The one from tiny thick. What? What is your name? It's our tax, bro. Bro. Our stuff. It's ma'am or my lady. Exactly. I need in Japanese. So what you are? Can I do you know Monashiro? He just called you a pussy. No! Oh my god, he did it again to you. Kendra. Yes. As a female, do you poop? Um, what do you think? I don't know. The legends are true. We're led to believe you do not. Yes, I'm a kid. You poop? Yeah! My girlfriend doesn't poop. Yeah. What the fuck? You guys are fucking stupid. I don't think generalizing that to all guys is their respectful Kendra. Yeah. But like you do poop though? All women poop. No shit. Oh shit. They don't. Oh shit. Oh, I told you guys. Searching. He's searching me. Last guy's sound here. You got no HP. Are you kidding me? Oh, I'm kidding me. What just happened? What are the odds of this? Who the fuck live? Me. Who is this? You know your badminton player? He should be doing that only on social media. You might have gone mad. My Wednesday morning tips for you. My Tuesday hasscreened his__ and you are in critical cases. Your segue will be on my blog stream.