All right. All right. So we're going to get to an article in this episode. Right, Sean? Yeah. We're going to talk about, well, the theme, I think, would be how to make friends. We got a theme episode, you know, advice for Mike's son Benjamin. Yeah. Hopefully he won't need it. Hopefully, he'll be a naturally social person. Yeah. Absolutely. But, you know, I've been reading a fair bit. There's this 2023 U.S. Surgeon General's report on our epidemic of loneliness and isolation. And before you get started, can I just say something? Of course. I might have lost one or two friends this week. What? For what? Because of this clip. I got into a big old fight with Racine about Israel, Palestine. Big old. Oh, I heard about this. Really? Why do you care? Because it's annoying because on the podcast, we will, we'll like start. Why does he care? That's the question. Why does anyone care other than Jews or... Now, this fucking worm. This fucking line. This jellyfish. This fucking jellyfish will go on Chappell Track House and be like, Oh, Israel is so bad. You know? Just no integrity, no principles. Like, whatever is gonna, whatever is gonna help him. But then as soon as he's in a room with her, he's gonna throw me under the bus. Just to be like agreeable. How dare you? I want to hit him with my car. That could be funny. It would be funny. And I was initially more upset with Jordan. And then I texted this to Amber. And then Amber got me fired up against Adam. Who's Amber? Amber Frost from of Chappell Track House. Oh, yeah. She's a new friend. Our new friend, Amber Frost. Yeah. Just a fine gal in every sense. So that'd be cool if you hit Adam with your car though. Because then the last time he'd ever seen it would be you drove him to Costco. Yeah. He bought a hot dog and then didn't say. That's his, this is his third strike actually. Because the first strike is when he, yeah, maybe driving the Costco didn't give me gas money. The second strike is when I got him in the Michael Chase birthday party. And then he ditched me to hang out with those pleased on destroy fucking losers. And then, and now it's this. I mean, he's just a piece of shit. And this is why I never, I never considered him a close friend. Jesus. Like, I'm not mad. Like, I'm not mad. Like, I'm sure it'll be fine. You know, but he just discussed me. And his, his girlfriend's like 15 years younger than him. I never, never. Anyway. Like, if anyone's too into it, nobody should care. Nobody should make their career. No, no, no. It's a fucking tragedy. No, don't care about it. You can't care. You can't really care. But if you're, this is like when people are like, I believe in God. I'm like, I know. I know. Bigson Forks joke guy. And then this becomes your banner, like the flag that the batter. Who's a Dixon Forks joke guy? I've been talking about this since 2018. You're saying you're a Dixon. I think so. I think so. It's like, what, what, what, why? It's just that tell the internet is designed for us. So anyway, so I, yeah, I was initially a little bit more upset. Would you read an just long story short? You know, I, I said, I texted, I sent Jordan a picture of a dead child. And I said, yeah, Jordan, why do people care about this? It's so cringe. And then she goes, she goes, I never said I don't care. Don't lump me with people like that. And I was like, you said it on the Adam Friedland show and she goes, what are you talking about? And then I had to like go, I had to like find screen recording on my phone and screen record that clip and send it to her. And then she goes, she goes, okay, you got me. But I could show you lots of videos of kids being killed. You only care about this stuff. And I go, what are you talking about? And I said, that's, I said, that's ridiculous. This is what I said is that that's ridiculous and you know it. And then she said, go to a protest and leave me alone. And then I said, I said, you're a bum and I don't need people like you in my life. And that's kind of where I left it with her. So yeah. So that's what's happened in there. And then I blocked her on the Instagram. I, I thought, I thought this story started. With you being like, at first I was mad at her. But and then now you guys are. I was, I was, I was, I was more upset with her. Oh, but you still have. I was more upset with Jordan. I think, yeah, I'm not, I don't, yeah, unfortunately, yeah. I am, you know, it's a bummer. A little sad about it, you know. But I'll be fine in a couple days. I'm just going to finish the dummy that I've made of her and I'm going to, I'm going to jack off on it and then take it with my car and that'll, that'll make me feel better. I'm fine. Yeah. And then this is, I, I thought this was really funny because, because I ended up yelling at Deb also over this. And I said, you don't have my back. And I, and I was like, and I was like, sometimes I feel like, what do you want, Deb, do you want Deb to release a statement? She kind of laughed that I, I told her that I blocked Jordan. She kind of laughed at me. Yeah, you don't, what is this? You don't do that. I feel like I said that. I said I don't, and you don't even go to school together. So you can't even like, forgive each other in person. So you're going to have a blocked way longer than, you know, even kid, you know, it's kid, that's childish. Don't do that. I'm blocker. Do you think we could change? Right now. Do you think we could, do you think we could change Jordan Jensen's opinion if we told her her crush, Nick Mullin likes Palestine? Yeah. Maybe. I want to lose her. And then, and then so I texted Adam. I said, it's funny how you'll go on chapel and make your little viral clips talking about how about the autism. And then throw me out of the butt. Psycho fat. And then I said, I said, I made Deb flip him off. I took a picture of me and Deb gave it him the finger and I said it to him. So good. So stupid. And I was like, God, that's, I was like, I have to do this because it's so funny. Yeah. So that's where I left that. I lost two friends this week. I know, I lost one friend maybe two. I think things will be fine with Adam. You know us. We hate women for a lot harder on them. But why don't we get into them? Why don't we get into how to make friends? Yeah. Take it away Sean. Yeah. Well Mike just taught us how to destroy friendships. So yeah, but I'll tell you what, it feels good. It feels, it feels really good. No, what's going to happen? No, Johnny, Johnny said this. No, what's going to happen is it feels good in the moment. It's just like yelling at somebody you're like in a relationship with when they hurt you or do whatever. It feels good for a moment, but then a week goes by, two weeks goes by, three weeks goes by and you'd be like, oh, I wish I could text them this thing. But my pride is whatever or a mad at them or they're mad at me. You know, it's not really worth it. It's not like she was that great of a friend to begin with. Ian is a fantastic friend. Sure. Ian's one of the best people in the whole world. Yeah, but it's going to make things more difficult if you're openly feuding with his podcast co-host maybe for you and in front of your friend. Yeah. I could just forget. Remember, and I remember that show the OC when Lauren Conrad said, I want to forget you. No, she said that to somebody. I don't remember. I guess I watched that show a lot. My girlfriend was a long- I watched that. Yeah. Anyway, enough about this. Yeah. Well, let's just get into it. Yeah. You know, I haven't been noticing. People don't have to see. People don't have to see. No, Laguna Beach is what I'm thinking of. Oh, you mean the reality show. That was a pretty good show. No, it wasn't. No, there were some really hot, hot girls. What? It was a show about like rich kids in California and like, yeah, it shows like a thousand four. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Sean, take it away. Yeah, people don't have as many close friends anymore. I'm like, you know, it seems like a lot of people end friendships over very, let's say, not important things in my opinion. Like people are very mercenary with their friend. You think lying though is non-important. Lying about you being a dick and farts guy or... No, no, no, no. She lied to me about... Don't say I don't care. So the three things I hate, liars, fakes, and cheaters, alcoholic sluts, and fucking wife beaters. Who's that? It's Bizarre's verse from an Obey Tri song. Oh, that's right. I guess that describes my life. I don't even know who song this is. Obey Tri's, bitch. Bizarre don't give a fuck about no hip hop. I'm a release party in a pink tank top and re-box. It's a great album, Cheers by Obey Tri's. I think that's a problem. It's like anytime something comes up, like a rap lyric pops in our head and that's how we deal with it.