Who? Fast food tier lists. Mmm. I gotta think about some of these. Arbis is probably gonna be D. I have never craved Arbis in my life. Who's buying Arbis? How are they even a franchise that makes money? I think Arbis is owned by Buffalo Wild Wings and that's the only reason why they're held up. Burger King? D. All fucking day, that shit is terrible. Anybody like, who likes Burger King out there? Does anybody like Burger King? I've been in Burger King maybe twice in my entire life. I don't like the fling grilled nature of the burger. If I'm getting a fast food burger, I want it to be on a range. Like a flat iron range, you know? This one right here. Astyr, baby. What you know about that poor struggle, son? Little Caesars is Astyr. Ain't no way about it. Ain't no, I don't wanna hear anybody else say anything about it. If you don't have Little Caesars Astyr, you grew up silver spooned in your mouth. Carl's Jr. Don't give a fuck about anything that Carl's Jr. sells. We had a Carl's Jr. at the corner, maybe a block from where I live. I didn't step in that thing one time in the 10 years it was open. And then it closed. I've never seen a fast food chain close and shut shutter a store. That's how you know. Never heard one person say, hey, let's get Carl's Jr. And never heard, never heard fucking anybody say that about Arby's or Burger King. Which is why they're all in the same one. Hey, you wanna go to Carl's for lunch? I'm gonna be like, who's Carl? Please, for the love of God, put Chick-fil-A in A or S tier. Chick-fil-A automatically goes S tier. The customer service, the way that they revamp their grilled chicken, everything about Chick-fil-A is S tier. Take that, Galaxy, yeah. Chipotle A tier. A little bit healthier. It's a super easy menu. Comes in burrito form or in like bowl form. Chipotle is S tier. Kind of expensive to be S tier for me. I'm not like, hey, I'm craving Chipotle. Let's go. I am like that with Chick-fil-A and little Caesar's. Jeff Weed with the 100 bits. Galaxy said Chick-fil-A is hardcore B. It's terrible, take. He's too young to understand. He don't know. Next up, Domino's S tier, baby boy. I don't know if y'all fuck with Domino's the way I do, but that's clear S tier. It's not even a question. They're a hand toss. Chef's kiss, bro. Can I take a dono back? Next up, the problem with DQ? Because they are gonna go A tier, bro. And let me tell you why. Because their food is D tier, but it is completely overshadowed by their food. I hate Derrick Queen's food, but a Blizzard with extra Reese's. That shit is S tier. The only reason it doesn't go up there because their food so ass that it brings them down a notch. Hate to hate it working at y'all. Working at Derrick Queen got to be terrible. Here's your Blizzard. Because then you got somebody like me who, if you forget, I'm gonna be like, give me that Blizzard for free. You didn't flip that shit. Pre-imminent with the 100 bits. Wendy's better be S tier, best burgers, and Wendy hot. I'm gonna do this for you right now. Just cause you're leaving. Wendy's is S tier. They're burgers. Out of all the burger places that are not water burger, Wendy's is the best. Wendy's is S tier. With their natural cut fries with the sea salt. Not even close. And then you get a frosty with the fries scoop it out. Bro, okay. So ending out is A plus. I will give you that. I got a strong hatred for ending out because they are direct rivals with water burger, which is like a Texas staple. I don't fuck with us in our water burger, bro. But I do respect ending out because I've had it, and I'm like, it's good, but it's not water burger. It's not water burger. It's what a burger, like W-H-A-T-A burger. Like, damn, what a burger. Look at how good this tastes. Jack in the box, garbage. Jack in the box is straight ass. I don't, you're never gonna convince me that their tacos are good. That's it. Tacos are terrible. They make the taco, and then they deep fry everything, including the lettuce and the cheese. Bro. KFC. Y'all got KFC at B? That's a little low for me. I'm gonna be quite honest. You know why I'm only thinking KFC is A? It could, it should be B. But that famous bowl, bro. The famous bowl, and then you get a side of Mac, and then you throw it in the famous bowl. I will say KFC's fried chicken is one of the better ones as well. I think I'm gonna go at A. It's going A just because of the famous bowl. It's $5.00, comes with a cookie, a whole glass of drink, side of Mac in the famous bowl. If you haven't had that, go try it and then tell me that it don't belong in A tier. Alright, McDonald's. Now we're getting into the ones where I don't know. Oh, McDonald's. I want to say it needs to be lower than what I probably gonna want to rate it. I think McDonald's is esterio. Let me tell you why it's esterio. You can get a small fry, spicy Mac chicken for $3. That shit is amazing. And then when the ice cream machine works, the ice cream is on par with dairy queen. The fries, the fucking barbecue sauce, you order a number six, which is the 10 piece with the fries and two barbecue sauces. The sweet tea is diabetically sugared. But that's fine. That's what America's for. What's America for other than the good diabetes and fun big pharma? Let me tell you something about where this is really why McDonald's is in my esterio. McDonald's really came out here back in like 2003. They came to the boardroom at research and development. And there were like, we need ideas for new breakfast. And then this motherfucker, I don't know, in the back of the room. How about we take a sausage patty and we put it in between two pancakes. And then we'll inject those pancakes with a little bit of... That guy went from the mail room to CACO of research and development in that one fucking instance. Praise. Who has that idea? Migrito keeps it on top. The sweet tea keeps it on top. Mitt Cafe is amazing. 24 hours. Now breakfast around the clock. Then we got the fries. Then we got the ice cream when the shit's working. Panda Express ester. Even if it's just for the teriyaki chicken and the orange chicken. That's all they need. Panda goes hard. Never had panda tina. What better time than now? This tier list is ass galaxy. Your taste buds haven't fully developed. They don't fully develop until after you get a high school diploma. That's the problem. Next up, Papa John's. Oh, I cannot put Papa John's on the same level as Domino's or this one. But they are one of the better pizza franchises. So they're going to A. D tier. What is it about Papa John's that y'all don't like? Their crust is amazing. You know what it might be? It might be that the sauce is a little too sweet. I will say that. Now we're on the pizza hut. Pizza Hut's got to be B. You know? There's just no way around it. Like it's not great. And their service is kind of ass. Like their service is not the greatest. But they're like a staple of your childhood. Pizza Hut was way better when it had the old school layout. You know, with like the salad bar that you could just go and unlimited super salad. It's owned by Pepsi. Like they don't know what the fuck they're doing. Old school pizza hut dining with that heavy as glass like thing that said pizza hut on it where the light was. She's good. New pizza hut. Eh. Alright, now we're moving on to fried chicken. I feel like Popeyes is going to be higher than what people think. And to be honest with with pizza hut with Popeyes chicken. I can't put it. I can't put it in the same ILSKFC. Cause I'll take KFC over Popeyes all day every day. Popeyes is B. And I'll tell you why they're not lower because Popeyes match potatoes. They're rice. Nah, maybe not they're rice. They're match potatoes. And they're spicy sandwich. They go hard. That's the only thing that I'm ordering from Popeyes. If I'm ordering between Popeyes chicken and then and KFC chicken. I'm going KFC 10 times out of 11. Alright, Sonic. Sonic is C tier, bro. And it's only C tier because they have like a solid drink menu. That's it. I'm never craving Sonic. I don't eat Sonic ever. There's a Sonic to me closer than water burger closer than McDonald. And I would get that every single time. Sonic honestly might be D X gen. The only reason what's saving it right now is the fact that they have their drink menu. What do they even sell at Sonic? It's American food. It's fries. Oh, their tater tots are good too. Fries, tater tots, burgers. Oh, they're corn dogs too. The corn dogs and the ice cream are the only things saving Sonic right now from being D tier. Subway. Now, this is where we start to get crazed. Because Subway is good. But it's just a fucking sandwich. That's it. It's an overpriced sandwich. Sonic is hands down better than DQ. Big blue. Their food is hands down better than DQ. But the ice cream had DQ. Hands down better than Sonic. Subway is going to be A tier. Only because they're taxing out the ass. If there was Subway back in the 1700s and we were paying what we were paying in the United States. Instead of T in the Boston Harbor, it'd be fucking Subway. That's how much they're taxing that ass on Subway. For a goddamn sandwich. But... Nah, they're going to stay A. Because if I can look over the homophobia here, if I can look over the racism here, I got to look over the pedophilia. Nah, I'm not even looking over it because they fired his ass. Like, when they found out they did something right away. This one's going to fuck y'all's minds these last two. White castle. D. Fuck that. That's just nasty. Taco Bell. Taco Bell might be A tier, bro. Taco Bell might be A tier. I don't know if... And this is coming from someone who has Mexican food around him at all time. Like, authentic Mexican food. I have it everywhere. I could throw a fucking rock and hit three talk ideas right now inside my house. But Taco Bell still be HITTON though. Taco Bell's not chosen fire. And you want to know what's putting Taco Bell at the top? It's going to be the... Or not at the top top. But a little bit lower. Baja Blast carrying big time, Rich. That's what I was about to say. Baja Blast goat. One of the goats of sodas. And then on top of that, there's Cinnamon Twist. Had me a hello. There's just some about Taco Bell that hits. This is what I order at Taco Bell. When I'm on... When I'm ballin' on a budget. I order one taco. One burrito with no onions. Just a bean and cheese burrito. Cinnamon Twist. Baja Blast. When I'm ballin' I just got paid from Patreon or from Twitch. Then we level it up to the... To the... Doritos Locos. And it's cheap. Subways. I could see why people would put Subway at B. But I fuck with sandwiches heavy. That's it for... The Fast Food Tier List. Bajamas. Hickly, hickly, hickly, hickly.