Hi everybody, I'm Larry Lee. I hail from Akron, Ohio, but I'm out here in California now, but you know, I'm trying to, I came out to Hollywood to become a big start and I'm waiting to get discovered, but I'm still waiting. See, I had these feelings of an advocacy, and I had a hard-to-hard talk with Dad about it. He said, son, how's your love life? I said, so far I'm lucky and love, I'm single, that's a problem. He said, you're lonely, you've got to get married, you have to lower your standard. I said, dad, my standards are already low. But after that, I decided to go see a shrink, because I just feel like, so inadequate. So I went to the secretary, I said, you've got to tell a doctor, he's got to help me, I feel invisible. She said, doctor, doctor, there's a guy out here that says he's in invisible. The doctor said, yeah, well, tell him I can't see him. Then I went to a priest, because I, and I said, father, is it a send a date of none? He said, no, my son is just as long as you don't get into the habit. And then when I left, the sister's getting a 21-none salute. But then I said, I need a blonde. So I went to Las Vegas and there she was on stage, a Maryland her own personator. Backstage, I said, candy slivers a note, where win how much? She said, back a beautiful person in the grape, you're placed at night free. So I took her to my no-tail motel and I got an address. Now it was her turn. She took out her blonde wig, put in a drawer, took off her false eye, life just put him in a drawer. Took out her false teeth, put him in a drawer. I don't know whether to get in the bedroom, the drawer. And she took off her underwear. I said, you're not the girl I remember. She said, I never was. Turned out to be a college student working his way to college to get a six-changed operation. So I donated $50. I wanted to get a six-changed. I like to get some sex for a change.