I'm a start. I have stage 4 cancer. It's closed for laughter. No, so it's true. I promise I'm not making this up. I actually do have stage 4 cancer. This is not a sick joke. It's a sick joke. But I promise. I'm a senior all my biopsy. It's true. So just to part the night, I invite all of you. Just unclench collectively your jaws and your butts. And just join me in my favorite coping mechanism, which is making fun of things that happen to me. Because cancer after the initial shock, if you really think about it, if you're in my position, it's kind of absurd. It gets to be kind of funny. For most of my life, I always thought that death was this huge mystery. I don't know when I'm going to die. You know, with the coronavirus, so get hit by a car. I oppose the government and suddenly disappear. You know? Choose story when that big earthquake happened a couple of months ago, as I was running down the condo. I was like, what's wrong with my body? I'm not going to die. But there are some perks to being sick. For example, my boyfriend who is right over there. My boyfriend can never break up with me. Like, I am. I used to be like 30 pounds skinny here, but since I got sick, just got really fat. And she's still like, nobody wants to be the guy that breaks up with a cancer patient. So, you're in it for the long run. I have had cancer for a long enough that I've actually got a mental list of things that I hate people telling me. And the first one is, what was the car? That sounds really strange, but that's only because all of you still get the regular version of what was the car. I get the, what was the car? I got a head filled and the car was the car. And it's such a loaded question. Like, how do I answer that? Do they want me to tell them really like the truth? But they're not going to stop you. So, my advice is if you ask anybody how they are and if they're going through a tough time, maybe say, how are you today? Because then today, adults are really good qualifiers. It's easier for me to answer the question. Oh, today I'm feeling optimistic. All today, if I'm going to make you a bad guy, or you know, today just crushed by the paralyzing anxiety of impending death and the meaninglessness of life, just, you know, really regular, friday. The second one that I hate people telling me is, you're so brave. Because to me, guys, bravery is like jumping out of a plane. I was pushed out of the plane. And the third one, which is related, is also you inspire. I don't feel it's firing. You know, it's firing is like Marriereza, kind of Thornburg, or the guy who tells bombah-bombah-bombah. Because do it, move on. It's not going to happen. Oh, yeah. That guy is inspiring. I'm kidding, he has some friends. I instead spent all of my energy at the stoplight when the beggar's not at the car window. I'm not making eye contact. And she's like, oh, she's been a Christmas thing in most of you know. I don't want to make eye contact. And that's not inspiring. Like, I am not an inspiring person. And the fourth one only just applies to people I just met. And it's always, oh my god, you have cancer? My ex is called 7 Great Teacher Died Cancer. And I was like, how do I respond to that? So I'm like, do you want me to pass them on a message? I'm like, love, back up me or something. But the last one that only one time has ever happened to me. And two stories, somebody sent it to my face. And I quote, college friend, you were such a good friend. You never felt it. We were just talking. Promise, I don't want to be a child. That was funny, yes? Doctor Mechanism, like? Watch more stuff and subscribe to our channel now! I cannot get over the last video. Good times. Good times.