Laura Bell Bundy, everybody in Laura Bell. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hi, Laura Bell. Hi. Should I say Laura Bell or just Laura? Well, LBB if you're nasty. LBB is what I am, that's right. LBB if you're nasty. Yeah. I like that. You know, like, miss Jackson, if you're nasty. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. How you can call me Laura Bell? I'll call you Laura Bell. Hi, Laura Bell. Where are you from? Kentucky. Oh, not Louisville, are you? No, Lexington. Oh, right. You said it because Louisville, you have to say, whoa. You got to say, you have to say, whoa. Whoa. Lola. Whoa. Oh, if you're in a compromising position like Anne Fancy. Oh, no. You've been talking to Jeff. I'd also Jerry from Room Service. Hey, how are you getting on on the anger management show? I'm having a blast. Are you really? Yeah, yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah. OK, then. No, I love it. What are you doing? You playing a therapist? I am. Oh, good. I do therapy. All right, then. You ready? I'm ready. All right. So you're from the south. I am. Mm-hmm. I... I'm pointing at you with my pipe, because I don't really know where I'm going with this. I think therapists do that. Lola, I don't think they really know where they're going. They just keep the conversation going. They're like talk show hosts in a way, I think, you know? They just kind of... They have to make more money, obviously. Well, probably, yeah. Do you go into therapy? I take my therapist a lot of money. Do you really? Are you in therapy? Yeah. Really? What do you think your issues are mostly? Parental? Probably. Most people. I mean, I have great parents, but, you know... Oh, yes, I know. Nobody escapes a family. Oh, you know, none of us gets out unscathed. Yeah. No. What about... What about surfing? Have you ever been surfing? LAUGHTER I've surfed the web. LAUGHTER For porn? So when did this fascination with porn begin? LAUGHTER What about Adley? Adley? I got caught reading my dad's play voice. I think... Good enough, Playboy would count as porn in this modern, filthy world. Well, when you're seven years old and you're looking at Adley... Yes, I remember that. What the heck? You weren't doing that to me. Like, boobies, these are boob... You know, it was like crazy looking to me. I'm like... I'm 51 and I'm exactly the same, right now. Why was I like, am I going to get those? I'm still waiting for them. No, I think they're here. No. Have you ever been to Scandinavia or met a serial killer? No. Well, I might have met a serial killer. I'm not quite sure. But I... I tried to watch Dexter, actually. Yes, it was very scary. I got scared in the hallway when I saw Michael. Yeah, he's just an actor, you know. He's, though, it doesn't really kill people much. I know, I know. I think a little bit, but just a little bit. No, never. And I have been to Sweden in Norway. What do you really? I have. I've been to Sweden, but I've never been to Norway, and I fancy it. I want to go. It's great. I went this summer. I was on tour with Rascal Flats and I... Oh, really? Yeah, I did a country music festival there. Oh, great. You know, I've met them as well. They're very nice. Yeah, they're great. The Boston popps with those guys. Yeah, they're great. Yeah, they enjoy a night out, don't they? They do. Yes, they do. Yeah, they're rascals. Like the vodka. Yes, they do. Would you have a nice time? Were you on tour with them? Yeah, I was on tour bus. Well, in Europe, we took... We didn't really take a tour bus as we took, like, sort of... Buses and trains and planes, because we were jumping from Norway to Sweden to Ireland to England. Yeah, they're all, like, 50 miles from each other, though. Well, yeah. Well, Norway and Sweden, anyway. You went to Ireland, too? Mm-hmm. You go to Scotland? I didn't. The hell? The hell, or a bell? I wanted to... I went on a hot air balloon in Ireland. That's not really going to Scotland, though, isn't it? I could see it. Well, okay, fair enough. You went on a hot air balloon? Yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah, it was... Well... Yeah, I'd be scared. I thought it was awesome. How high did you get? I'd also... Where did you go to? Yeah. I got a really... Me, really. I got pretty high. Good. So, in Ireland, did you enjoy the Guinness? You know, I'm allergic to beer. Yeah, me, too, in a way. But... I enjoyed the J-Mission. Ah, yes. John Jameson and Cole. Yeah. They make a fine product. Yeah, yeah. It can be an active adventure or trip to Ireland. It was. It was definitely an adventure. An adventure. You were singing. I was singing. Do you still sing? After that trip, I had to think about it, but yes. Yes, I'm still... Why did you... Did your voice get affected by the drinkin' and the... Yeah, I thought about just staying there and being a barmaid and just, you know... That would be nice, wouldn't it? It would be nice. I think about that sometimes. I love Irish pubs. I love barmaid in Ireland. Yeah. So, uh... What's wrong? I was just thinking about stealing that pipe from you and being your therapist and asking you why it wouldn't want to be a barmaid. I'm not bad for you to be in the end of it. You could hold that spuzz there, isn't it? There it is. You know, I could... Strangely enough, I could watch you do that for a while if you want. So... Why do you want to be a barmaid? I think it's not... I want to be a barmaid, particularly. I think it's just the idea of a simpler life, you know? Simple life, less complicated, less Hollywood, less than the way of present company except of course, douchebags. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's lovely to meet with you. You look great. Oh, thank you. Yeah, we're out of time, unfortunately. Oh, it's okay. Well, here's your... Here's your recipe, pipe back. It's lovely. You appreciate it. You can take it with you if you want. Yeah, okay. A lot of fun to everybody who's right about it. Thank you.