Eh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Time to get cooking. Bro, you can't cook. Say it's who? Since you're last five attempts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. But I got to serve something. Well, I do know about this cool new TV program where chefs from all around the world share their experimental recipes Maybe you could learn a thing or two from them really I got it who did you got it? Hey, everyone welcome to chef crabbage cooking on a budget. I'm your host chef crabbage Now my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving and every year my grandmemi would always make her famous main course the Turdakin look at that freak of nature the budget for today's meal is going to be a whopping $50 so grab your turkey oven pans and let's get cooking to start off our meal Have your turkey and food that bad boy on the pan now. You are cooking on a budget So instead of chicken throw some nuggies down there around that turkey Normally you would then stuff your turkey with a duck, but we already used $40 of our $50 budget and duck is expensive So as a substitute we will be using Karen's unvaccinated child Now for the front part stuffing. I wasn't actually able to buy the stuff to make proper stuffing so instead we have hot dogs Sir are you sure we could show this on live television? Sure you can Hi Welcome to my master session we are going to learn how to make exquisite beverages for all the family to enjoy Today we are going to make the super hard ingredient tea or shit for short Let's get started shall we all you need is soda Gatorade milk Orange juice and olive oil we are going to mix all of these ingredients together But follow the order I do it in if you mix them out of order It will explode first you mix the orange juice into the milk then you mix the gatorade into the milk Next we mix the soda with the milk and then pop it all off and make a bit of olive oil Just a bit of olive oil just just a tiny bit of olive oil And there we have it the super hard ingredient tea is complete let us do a quick recap all we needed was a cup of milk a cup of orange juice a cup of soda a cup of gatorade and 67 cups of olive oil. Thank you for watching. I am me and enjoy your drink Hello everyone today I will be making French soup Now first we add boiling water let it simmer while vast boiling and carrots and slice on you after that leave it for half an hour Next add some salt Wh-wh-wh- wait That's not salt That's lox juice Hey, welcome to my twitch stream. Let's cook first you need a shitload of flour Next pour an expired cup of milk with the blood of your enemies Next pop in a couple of thick eggs and mix them thoroughly then eat that thing with the oven at 42 degrees For a century once that's over with you got your flaming hot Cheerios What do you think I was making a cake? Hey guys welcome back to cooking with my aunt so today will be making kiwi pizza So the first thing you should do is make pizza dough by that I mean Go to Domino Hut and steal all the pizza dough. Okay, so now they have the dough. We need tomato sauce So I like to do is grab the tomato sauce and throw it on me now. We just need a block of cheese Like I have right here. So you just throw it on there like the tomatoes. Let's just roll onto it Now they have that done grab one kiwi and just gently put it on top now gently put the pizza in the oven Side it to over that thousand degrees wait a second and it'll be done and now we're done and now we just need ranch Oh The only thing this taught me is there are worships out there than me indeed We hold after an all-nighter. I finally finished my magnum office Beautiful I mean it's technically a color field painting The meaning behind it as if the canvas is a pure white heart, but when making mistakes it's filled So beautiful It looks amazing. I can almost just feel the colors just flying out. Oh Yes the colors What the hell are you guys smoking? You