For years I have sat here, patiently waiting for the perfect opportunity to sneak up behind this fat bitch and choke them out just before I begin recording. It may not be today or tomorrow, but mark my words, Leon, I'm just going to get what's coming to him and he will not see it coming. Believe that. Hello everyone and welcome back to another video. It is my explicit pleasure to be here with you today for just a few short minutes before you move on to something else. I am Leon Lush and let's get right into it. Well guys that's going to do it. As always make sure to hip thrust that like button and leave a comment down below. I'll see you in the next video. I'm just teasing. No but seriously welcome back to the third installment of what I think is the most provocative most profound, most well written series on YouTube and of course I'm referring to. I might have to just change the name to Insufferably unless if I don't eventually change that intro. Yikes. Now after my last installment on Supreme Patty I've had no less than 200. Yo shit. A little early in the video for flying doldos but I can't really control that I guess. It's out of my hands. That's a Nigel thing. Anyways I've had no less than like 200 to 300,000 requests to do Dan the Mean Man. So my friend Dan here is risen to Instagram, Stardom over the past several months through just an overall carelessness for life and perpetually posting videos of him being absolutely restupid. But one thing that we've learned over the past couple of episodes is that the internet eats restupid. Shit for breakfast. So Dan fits right in here and with about half a million followers and growing strong I don't see him slowing down anytime soon. Listen I know there's going to be some comments underneath this video about you be such a hater. I'm not going to lose any sleep about it man. You can do you I just do not care. I simply like to highlight or showcase some of the more extreme measures these young kids or anyone in fact these days are willing to go to for a little bit of internet fame. For the sake of comedy of course and because when you put Instagram in the title of a YouTube video it automatically performs way better than any other video. Alright let's take a look at some clips. A lemon, a lime and some stairs? Fuck it. I don't care. We didn't have to wait long at all before we were immediately greeted by our dear friend Supreme Patty. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh Dan. Slut gang. Slut gang. You want a ER shit? What? Oh my fuck. Oh it's no secret why these sociopaths make videos together but in all honesty I mean this is a pretty well done production. I give the execution a 7 out of 10. I think the idea is an 8 out of 10. Overall experience for me as a consumer of this incredible content. I think 9 out of 10 the only thing I could have vast for the only thing that I personally wanted was a little more blood on the face aspery popped out of the barrel after being smashed down 75 sets of bleachers and into a steel rail. Little more blood on the face really would have been the cherry on top for me but I'll deal 9 out of 10's not a bad score. By the way that phrase whole lot of ER shit which is also the caption to this video is a glaring representation of books influence trickling down into the other parts of the internet. Now I don't think Dan the meme and Supreme Patty for that matter are even close to his big of a Contas book. You know they're doing stuff that's more detrimental to themselves not doing the bullshit where they're out you know fucking with society you know the people Dan does a little bit of that which I don't like but most of it's him fucking just injuring himself for views basically which I can get behind. Hey it's Dan the meme man some of you guys hate my guts. Oh Dan we don't hate your guts come on we just think you're stupid. Well guess what I'm getting real tired of your shit. Oh my god nailed it. Oh that's cool I'll come back around. Oh fuck. Damn it. Alright I'll come back around. Okay now Dan's just being an obnoxious piece of shit I liked him better when he was just hurting himself. Ice cold shut the drive through Rindo right in his face but Dan he's a persistent man so they give him one more shot. I swear I'll take it this time. Alright is he gonna squeeze it? Is he gonna squeeze it? I have a little ridiculous. I can't help it. Oh now you just can't say that. You don't have to worry about the rats. The cops. You gonna call the cops. Oh there it goes. I didn't. Oh what a con. I just can't imagine that phone call to the cops. Oh yes there's a man that keeps circling back through a drive through and wasting our large soft drinks by squeezing them too hard and spilling them on the ground. Please help. Go go. There you go. Slinging. Slinging. Slinging. Slinging. I mean we gotta be real with that. That man just showed some real technical sledding skills on that escalator and he's not really hurting anyone right? In this case so I can't. It's kind of funny. I can't say what else to say. Listen the milk and cereal was an unnecessary added touch Dan okay. I know you're not cleaning that shit up some poor janitor's gonna get stuck cleaning up after your dumb ass. Fucking. Now there are a lot of variables when you live a lifestyle like my friend Dan here. You never know what's gonna happen one day to the next you're always trying new adventurous daring things but there's always one consistency in situations like this and that is that it's not a question of if as much as a question of when you're going to seriously end yourself and in this case it was December 17th 2017 for Dan the meme man for all the picture. Now fortunately for sweet baby Dan there is nothing that people on the internet love more than watching other people get hurt. It's quicks and views baby let's see how it happened. Don't fucking do this. Don't fuck real. You only live once. Yeah let's just get ready you're gonna fucking die. I'm talking about a 21 years old. I'm being stupid. I thought you're gonna stand here. Now it's nice to see that Dan has somebody in his corner that has a little bit of self-awareness but Dan's not having that shit. My man's like yo Dan this is probably this is probably a bad idea. You're probably gonna seriously injure yourself but Dan's like no no no you think if we wrap this video up by me pushing out by chickening out and not flying down this hundred step flight of stairs on a steep incline and a sled is gonna get us one and a half million views. No you got to sled that shit so strap these pills to my chest and let's fuck this donkey. Here he goes. Oh it's just gonna end good. Oh my face hurts just watching that. He's hurt. Thanks I think I'll skip the full graphic video. Now as expected there was a plethora of laughing until I'm crying emojis littered throughout the comments to this particular video. I want to hone in specifically on what my friend Dylan Henley said he summed it up quite nicely. He said this what a fucking moron all this for some exposure. Dylan yes have you learned nothing this is the internet sometimes a broken wrist and having your jaw wired shut because you broke your manable in three places is the cost of fame my friend. Get with the times you want some Instagram followers grab your sled buddy don't even wear a helmet that shit's for pussies. He's gonna do it. Thank you so much for joining me for another episode of insufferable Instagram I hope you had a little bit of a giggle or a quick smile watching this asshole seriously injure himself for a little bit of internet. Now if you could just do Leon a quick favor and grab a sled of your own find a flight of stairs with no less than 267 steps. Lie head first on that sled and fly down that flight of stairs with no helmet because helmet's for pussies and when you reach the bottom and absolutely decimate every single bone in your body have your friend pick up your fucking limp wiggly jelly fish body full of broken bones and have them just reach down behind your ass cheeks and push those hips forward and hip thrust that motherfucking like button for me. Thank you so much I'll see you in the next one.