Good evening ladies and welcome to the 20th annual prefix bachelor auction. First up we have Ethan Scott, a Harvard educated doctor born and raised in London, England and he still got that accent. For one dinner with this fine gentleman, let's start the bidding at $1,000. A fine-tatch ladies, any takers for $1,000? Okay, let's lower it down to 900. Ladies, ladies, please try to contain your excitement. Let's lower it down to $800. $750? $500? I'll give you $10. Sold for $10. There we go, go on now. And next up we have Joe Morris. In the late 20s, he has recently passed his high school math test and just gone to his first job at a gas station. In his spare time, he enjoys napping in his parents' basement with four lizards and braids his mustache for fun. Let's start the bidding at $1,000. $2,000? Do I hear $3,000? $5,000? $10,000 for the lady? $15,000? $80,000 for the lady in the front row. Can I get $85,000? $85,000? Going once? Going twice? Sold for $80,000.