My parents are constantly suggesting television show ideas for me. It's a devastating indictment of me as a person, because they're always like, is there a TV show where you could learn how to drive and learn how to cook? And what you realise is, what they're suggesting is, is there an infrastructure by which you could become a functioning adult? Is there any string of television assistants? They've given up saying, could you change? And they've now jumped to, is it possible for a television company to pay you? To eventually scrape the bare minimum of what people expect from me. Let's not be around the bush, 37-year-old adult. I watch it! I'm the driving one. Is there a TV show that can get you a haircut every show?