Hey, so I made one of these in the past. It was called Thoughts from a Bath Up, where I said I got all my best thinking done in the bath up and told you my thoughts. People have been highly requesting me making a second one. This one is going to be slightly more formal because nothing screams bath time, quite like a bright cherry lip with some pearls on. Petition to make formal bath time a thing. I'm going to add some class to this bath. And if you don't mind, I think I'm going to get slightly less wet with slightly less props this time, but without further ado, here is Thoughts from a Bath Up too. Sometimes in life you're the hammer. Other times you're the nail. Sometimes you're the tape measure. A bad time to have diarrhea is when you're on a zip line. You can't fit a square peg in a round hole, but you can light everything on fire. If coyotes could just figure out how to stand up and not do everything with their face, they would have to hunt and pack. Donuts aren't even real nuts. Illuminati confirmed. They already make hot sauce, but why don't they make cold sauce for food that's too spicy? Calling a couch oversized is fat-chaining. You should call them what they are. Rubin-esque. Why leave a question blank on a test when you could leave it blank at least then it would be warm? Putting makeup on and painting a canvas are basically the same thing. Just don't sign your name at the bottom of your face. It's weird. Birds of a feather flock together, but birds of no feather don't really flock at all. They sort of just naked gather. What goes up must come down, unless you jump on a trampoline with a jet pack on. I think it should be socially acceptable to sprint anywhere you want to. It's faster and I'm in a hurry. It's not my fault you're in third place at Gary's funeral. One time I wished upon a cloud. I was wondering why there are police dogs, but no police cats. And then I realized that the police probably don't have any use for selfish, do nothing employee. If we were PanG again, the beach would be so crowded. Lots of kids make volcanoes for science projects, but how come more kids don't make earthquakes by just showing up to class and shaking the table? That was a landlord. I'd be cool about it. I'd like people to just call me Lord. The word tabletop is redundant. Without a top, it's just legs. We all know that only deviance eat their spaghetti off of legs. Humans can get their hair done. But if you bring in your dog and say, I'd like to get them done. You can find out what kind of day that person's having based on whether or not you get arrested. Thank God for bridges. Some people that work in retail must wake up and think to themselves, how can I bother the fuck out of everyone that walks in here today? Don't hate the player. Hate the coach. Because Billy's dad is an alcoholic. You might pet your dog, but I'm going to be honest. I more like hand assault them in a petting motion. I think alarm systems would be more effective. If instead of alarm noises, they just shout it out the entire Gettysburg address. April showers, spring may flowers, but one time your parents had sex with each other. Why stop at a co-rack when you could get a shoe rack and a shirt rack and an underwear rack? Just get naked right when you get home. What if Bingo wasn't his name though? What if it was Ringo or Gerald? Just between you and me. I think a really dirty lazy person invented for praise. Double your pleasure, double your fun. Does not apply to wearing your glasses over your contacts. How many people do you think the line facetime me that pussy actually relates to? I want a bra for my butt. A butt bra. Size butt. I never understood child leashes. Until I saw a kid give no fucks of the grand canyon. I get it now. I will now perform the opening song, Bone Jor, from the movie Beauty and the Beast. It'll town, it's a quiet village. Every day, like the one before, little town, full of little people. Like that's problematic, don't you think? So yeah, those are my thoughts from a bath. Hope you liked my thoughts because I thought them and then I set them from a bath in my formal attire, my formal bath. Be sure to subscribe to my channel and put on a video so everyone stays safe there. See you guys next week. I feel vulnerable now. I feel very vulnerable. I feel out there. Okay bye. Bye. Cough in a bath. Okay bye.