Hello everyone, I'm staunch doomsday prepper Dick Simmons. And I'm Dexter Griff. And the end is coming! We're all doomed! DOOMED! Seriously, not now, but you know, at some point? Thankfully, we here at Red vs Blue have a few ways for you to prepare for several life-ending scenarios, besides our steadfast zombie plans, of course. Sadly, not all problems can be solved with a dead Griff. To start, I have a slow-pest to join us as we discuss the impending AI takeover. As technology progresses and computers become more life-like, it becomes more likely we'll see them gain sentience. And take over the world and slavery knowledge humanity! It's the immediately studied terious. Before that happens, move to a small town with terrible internet access. The technology is bound to be decades behind, so use it as a weapon. Stand back! I've got dial up internet and I'm not afraid to use it. You are a geoday now without us, you adult! And if that doesn't work, I can always take my chances that the robots will accept my cyborg half and take me in as one of their own. No-as-pro-bob-like. For the lazier preppers, ride it out at the water park. Cool off with the pools and slides, while all the robots rust around you. Ha! Go ahead and try to break my chlorine shield. I dare you! Ah, so relaxing. And ineffective! The only true way to stop robots from purging us is to purge them first! Ha! By launching them, high into the atmosphere, we can knock them all out at once! Take this, robots come! Firing, nuclear payload. See that, man? The nuclear option is always the best option. We'll be shocked back to the Stone Age, but it'll be well worth it. Foreign retaliatory strikes detected. Uh-oh! Unfortunately, this will probably bring radioactive armageddon upon the planet. Toxic wastelands, destroyed cities, search for supplies will all become the norm. To bear these harsh conditions, take the leftover robot parts and radioactive materials and construct new robots for scavenging and protection. And there we go! Systema de Nueve in linear. Don't they, Estoy? Don't they, Estah? El Eresito, Mechanico Superior? Glad to see you back in the land of the living, soldier! Now hop on! We've got Fallout to avoid, terminators to salvage, and plenty of angry maxes out there that are bound to be pretty mad! Joeris, El Demodio, Rojo, ESDAS, S-Me, In fear, no? That's a spirit! Once the bomb stop falling, I'm just gonna take the lazy method again and do nothing. Yeah, saw that coming. But soak up as much radiation as possible, that way I can turn it to the incredible Griff! Or Super Griff, or even! Here lies the incredibly super dead Griff, who died even more hideously mutated than he already was. We're not digging a hole. No, not a chance! Speaking of, though lethal to humans, a worldwide surplus of radiation will inevitably lead to the rise of gigantic mutant monsters. These towering beasts tend to terrorize the remains of society for reasons not fully understood. However, not all kaiju are bad-natured, some even having hearts of gold. The only way to note what you're dealing with is to directly communicate with them. Hey, I'm there! Do you ever wonder why you're here? I'm Simmons! Oh God! Ha-ha! Last in five seconds, you suck! Hey, I'm a little bit scared, though. Once diplomacy inevitably fails, use the rest of your scavenger-st radioactive parts to construct giant telepathic linked robots to fight against the beast's manoeu-manoe! Let me present... Sergeant Locke! Oh, yeah! Back from the day! Ah, sir, why don't you car-god-doh? Oh my god! A lizard! Who's that good boy? Who's that good lizard? Oh, I think you are! They're friendin' it in only six seconds! Ah, good lizard! Come into the body, tail! I will avenge you! Ow! I knew building a blue robot was a bad idea! Grim! Open! Actually, the nuclear option! Uh-oh! I am out! Not dealing with this! Me, boy, hot as gloves are, I'll not shoot on a dot. Why is it so expensive? By this point, you probably should have realized that world-ending catastrophes tend to read other world-ending catastrophes. NUTS! Robots! Radio-active monsters capable of wiping out cities! Congress! Doesn't really matter in the end! There's not much you can do to stop these doomed days, Mario's! Once they're set into motion. Our advice for once the end doesn't inevitably come? Just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch it all unfold. That's right! And, if you do manage to make it through the end of the world, take comfort knowing that Red vs. Blue will still be here right alongside you. Forever. For all of time. Wait, we're gonna be here forever? Oh, God, I didn't prepare for that! Grim! Get the nuclear option! I still have to destroy Tokyo! Elfine-as-nom-gah! Thanks for checking out that episode of RVB. You can find the playlist to watch more below, or you can go to roostatif.com to check out the latest RT shows. Also, don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell or leave a comment.