So this show, I'm like, this show has been, my night, night two alone has been at least eight hours long by this point. I'm just exhausted. And it's time for Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar. I wouldn't exhausted no more. I did no joke. As Roman is in the ring, his music's playing, his awesome new operatic music is playing, he's staring at the camera on me, it's a close up in his face. I got the, uh, uh, notice my cable box. Are you still there? Because the show's so damn long. So Paul Heyman does Roman Reigns as entrance. And it's every, I love Paul. I have, I have, there's no bigger fan of Paul Heyman as a non-screen character than myself. And he was on fire tonight. But he does Roman Reigns as whole entrance. So the undisputed rating defending whichever championship he has. And he finishes and he gets a mat mic back to the regular ring announcer. But then Brock takes it away. And they put Paul Heyman with Brock Lesnar for the first time 20 years ago, specifically because Brock wasn't very good at talking. And Paul Heyman was, well, Brock's in pain attention. Brock's been learning and working at this. And he did his own ring intro. It's a Paul Heyman invitation and it's gold. Actually, no sight, Ronnick about that since you don't watch Ron Smectown. Brock did this on raw Monday. And when it was over, he goes, that sucked. I'm never going to do that again. And then here we are six days later, we repeated it. Well, this isn't suck. Well, he had the fans helping along this time. I declared himself the cowboy country ass kicker who's going to kick your ass. Baroque Lesnar. And they cut to Roman and Heyman. And Heyman is so but hurt at this invitation of himself. We were friends for two decades and I was being fun to me. You can believe it. So the match begins and this very much felt like it felt like as advertised, it was the biggest match in WrestleMania history. Whatever they called the stupendous title of this damn thing. It felt like a heavyweight championship match and he's special one of that. So I'm pretty sure no one corrected me on this. I think this is only the third time ever two guys have had three matches in WrestleMania. It has to be hunter and taker did it. Austin and rock did it. And Brock and Roman now have done it. And the first one was 2015 in WrestleMania in San Francisco, where Suplex City was born. And people on Twitter were arguing with me. No, it was born when the scene I match me hit about the Suplexes. No, in the WrestleMania match against Roman Reigns in San Francisco. Brock listened to Claire to Suplex City bitch. That's where Suplex City was born. Here we are seven years later. We finally reached the end of our tale. And the match was just a slugfest. Hey, does Haiti tell their everything they had. If it didn't work, they tried it again. Spears and F5s and Superman punches and Suplexes and spears in the barricade. And the ref gets, the ref gets taken out. Roman hits a low blow in a belt shot, but Brock kicks out of that. And so Roman tries to spear again and Brock catches him in a Camara and Brock's eyes in this Camara Camara. This 300 pound man was about 150 pounds per eyeball. They're bugging out of his head so far. Roman gets the ropes. So Brock has to break the hold. But Roman is still down clutching his shoulder pleading with Heyman. Paul, it's out my shoulders out my shoulders out. Heyman's pleading back literally pleading back with him. My tribal chief, I beg of you, keep going. And he gets back up and Brock goes the F5, but Roman slips behind and hits one last spear. And after all this time, all these years, he got his big win over Brock Lesnar. Clean as a sheet, escape the other guy's move. Hit his own move and pinned him. This was a main event of the biggest show of the year. Yeah, it was exactly what I expected. I mean, it was, I mean, it's exactly how they do all of these Roman Brock matches. Just start out with a bunch of suplexes. And it's just one big move, big move, big move, big move. This is not like the AJ Edge match where there's like an extended heat segment. It was just big move reversal, big move reversal. Kick out of a finish, kick out of a finish. Camara the guy, he manages to get the ropes. Go for the finish, reverse the finish. Get the finish pin. Some people really didn't like the match, but I thought it was a, that was a very good WrestleMania main event style match. If you've seen the match a thousand times, you don't want to see it again. Like, I'm not going to tell you you're wrong, but I, I thought it was good. I thought it was a good WrestleMania main event. It did feel epic. It was not the biggest WrestleMania match of all time, but I need to stretch to the imagination. But you know, they, they delivered what you would want. And there you go. I like this match. I really don't know what people were expecting. You weren't, you weren't going to get a million different moves. You weren't going to get high spots. This was just two big dudes clubbering each other. And it was exactly what it should have been. What do you think, Mark? During this match, this was like probably the 50th time this weekend that we saw a guy get punched in the dick. And I said to Brian, why don't they just wear cups and then you know, you get punched in the dick and it'll still hurt, but like he won't, it is most. And Brian said, if you get punched in the dick with a couple on, it'll cut your dick off. That's what he told me. Hey, I just watched Jackass. Cups are not foolproof. Exactly, Vinny, right? But I don't think you're going to get his dick cut off. See, this was what I learned when I was in school. Was somebody told you that a cup is going to cut your dick off? The cup goes over everything. Yeah. And so if you, if you kick the cup up, it's just the right angle, it's going to cut your dick off. Hey, bro, that's what I was told. It's spoken like a man who never actually played sports. No, it's not like a man who never wore a cup. Are you talking about a cup of my life? If I didn't wear a cup of wrestling and I wear a cup of doing jiu-jitsu, I never wear a cup. Wow. Yeah. And I never, no one ever got me in the balls because I avoided it. Oh, yes. It's just stealthy. Exactly. Anyway, it matches fine. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it was fucking, it was fine. It was the same old match that I seen, fucking all these times before. And they're like, oh, it's the biggest match of the fucking century or whatever the fuck there sound as I'm like, bro, like we have seen this match. It is going to be suplexes. Here's the German. There's the German. Here's the German. Then we're going to get some spears. And he's going to have his little glove. His glove matched his shoes and matched his underpants. If you didn't know this is really- Yeah, it's his muscle mania. Match that shit. He matched his underpants to his glove and- Probably matches cup. So, yeah, you know, but yeah, I've seen that match. It'll be interesting to see what they do with- Yeah, we've seen that match a lot of times in WrestleMania, but we've also had, you know, back lashes. I'm sure some- I've seen that match. Saudi shows. Saudi. I've seen that match. So- Yes. So that is- One question can be out of this weekend is who is Roma's next challenger? I don't have any idea. Awesome theory. I can make it back there. I guess so, yeah. Vince. God. Fetch. They could- No, they're both heel. The edge lords. Yeah, the edge lords. The edge lords gets the bloodline. Yeah, I mean, he can- I mean, theoretically he should be able to work both shows now, right? He's a dual champion. Sure. He can't just be on Smackdown. But is he gonna have both belts for like- Until next WrestleMania? Bro, everybody's got two belts. They have been planning this match for months now, okay? So they have- So Paul, yeah. Paul introduced- But they've already had this match. Why would they need to plan it? Paul introduces Roman as the undisputed WWE Universal Champion. That's how he introduced him. Yeah. So he wins and one of the answers goes, he's the new undisputed Universal Champion. And I was like, he was already the fucking Universal Champion. You're literally calling him what he was called in the ring introductions. And then somebody else was like, you know, he's the WWE Universal Champion. And I'm like that, you called him that also when he was- So it's like, you had all this time to figure out what you're gonna call. I'm the guy who wins both belts. And you fucking call him the same thing he's been called. I thought they'd have like a new belt. They'd have a new name. No, they just stumbled through calling him the same thing. Now he holds both of the belts. So- Through their own Twitter here. Oh, they got an answer now? Well, you're gonna like it. At WWE, the Tribal Chief Roman Reigns has finally defeated Brock Lesnar on the grandest stage of them all. To become the undisputed WWE Universal Champion. Wow. So I guess it's both as WWE and Universal. Maybe that's a Unification. How about just World Champion? What's bigger than a universe? Nothing. You got a multiverse? He is the multiverse Champion. Thank you, Vinny. Universal Champion. Yeah, there we go. Now we got it. As soon as he fights somebody on Mars, he can be the- This is dumb. Just calling the World Champion. And this is super dumb. Everyone go to WWE's Twitter. They have a picture of Brock putting Roman in the Camara and Brock's eyes. They're Universal. I'm gonna retweet this right now. It's Brock's. It's Brock's awesome. Brock is the best. The best Brock there's ever been is this recent. It is amazing. It's a baby-faced cowboy. Yeah, I don't want to say that it took two decades to get here because he's been great the whole time. But yes, it's the best Brock. This is the greatest yes. I was reading this book about bats. The book explains that a bat cannot stand and then take off. Okay? A bat can only fall from a great height and then fly. Gotcha. Sting is now a bat. He just goes up on something really high and he falls. He did not jump through these tables. He fell. He fell. If you enjoy these videos for just $7.99 per month, you can enjoy full length additions of the Bryan and Vinnie show Wrestling Observer Live, figure Ford Ali with Tom Lawler and Lance Storm. The Mad Men podcast, speak now pro-Resting with Denise, Salcedo and more, plus hundreds of archive shows all in beautiful HD. Don't miss out. Join us today.