A police officer pulls over a car. He knocks on the window and says to the man inside, you're the first one who passed through this intersection without any violations. You've won $1,000. Take it. The man joyfully shouts, Hooray! Finally, I'll be able to buy a driver's license. The police officer is greatly surprised and asks, so you don't have a license? At this point, the man's wife chimes in. Don't mind him. You don't know what he's like when he's drunk. The police officer becomes incredibly tense and asks, so you're drunk? Suddenly, the mother-in-law interjects. I told you you won't get far in a stolen car. The police officer is utterly shocked. He poses a new question. So you're driving a stolen car? A voice from the trunk pipes up. So have we crossed the border yet?