Hi, my name is Yarmony and I know when people hear that they think, hmm, what do we see from somewhere exotic, redwood, actually from Bombay India and I remember when I came to Melbourne, Melbourne people love talking about the weather and in India we have zero weather conversations because what would that look like? Oh so what today? Yesterday, yesterday too so hard! When the news reader, when the news reader cuts to the weather guy, he's just like standing outside in the blazing heat and he's going, oh so hard! Back to you lucky moles in the polar conditions studio! I've got my eyes on your job! The other thing people don't realise when they meet me, they don't realise that I'm actually, I'm actually a racist! There's a little racist about that high with quite nice hair who likes to drink soy tea latte who lives inside me and likes to come out to play sometimes! Just yesterday I was in Hothon where I lived and I walked into my local pharmacy and there's the Asian pharmacist and I go to him and I start asking him all these questions and he stops me! He says, excuse me, I'll get to the pharmacist, I'm just a pharmacy assistant, I grab his hand, I look into his eyes and I say, what do your parents think? So that's like positive racism, I realise I'm a positive racist! And I think there's a real opportunity, you know, because racism gets such a bad rap, but there's a real opportunity with this positive racism! And I realise it's really hard being like a good positive racist, you've got to work at it! Because in everything we do, I think the bar is so high now, like you can't just be a chef, you've got to be like a master chef, you can't just present, you've got to do a TED talk and you can't just be an idiot, you have to be the president of America! So I think the bar is lifting even with like racism, so it's no longer good enough to stand in a street corner and go, oh, come back to where you came from! Because it's not 1984, isn't? So I imagine living in a world where racism are nuanced, they're like global citizens, they know geography, so they say things like, they say things like, go back to where you came from, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India, so they don't capital state, country! Or they'll be brilliant! They'll be brilliant! And my other idea was like, you know how governments are always trying to promote racism, so I thought this new nuanced racist, they could do that, they could do that for us, they could promote racism, so this is how they do it, they go, go back to where you came from, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, Ho Chi Minh City, previously Saigon, stunning charming French architecture, wide boulevard, thinking of your next holiday destination, Vietnam! You've been such a wonderful audience, I only have one wish for you, for each and every one of you, tonight at the end of the gig, I want you to go back to where you came from! Thank you, thank you so