Wait until you fight Scorpion. He is a beast. What kind of beast? I'm confused. Kung Lao said you are a beast. A mere figure of speech, Saisof. The queen of outworld faces the king of smoke. King of smoke. My body is a lethal weapon. Kage will be ticked off, you're stealing his line. What's up, Thunderlad? By the Elder Gods, I hate that nickname. Ready to face outworld's finest soldier? I will be if he ever gets here. I'll be the last person you save. I'm blind, remember? Your plot may be cold, but mine is iced. Not something to be proud of, sub-zero. You really like my mask, Johnny? It's smoking. Luke Yang has assembled excellent champions. Though we all know who is best, I would pay to see your ego fight, Johnny's. Not too much, I hope. It would be a short fight. I must compliment your ingenuity. Finally, someone appreciates my chakram hat. Why would I do well in your business? With your big ass ego, you'd fit right in. Ah, you earth realm is scary, Zalai. Huge fangs do that to us, Baraka. You are one ugly mother. My face won't be the only thing you dread. You look just like me, Johnny. Cut a love those Hollywood makeup wizards. It worries me that Malina builds a coliseum. Why? Do earth realmers not have sports? Show me the skills of earth realm's greatest swordsmen. Greatest. Johnny's been talking to you, hasn't he? Please, Zalai. Raid insistent will jump out of her skin. My shape shifting is not for practical jokes. Don't I scare you in the least? I see weirder every weekend on sunset. I would like Raid to train with the Umgadi. We'll teach him to fight like a woman. Shall we make this interesting? Name the stakes. That's easy. I want the hat. You'll not make a film about my rift with Beyond. But I've got the perfect title. Scorpion's revenge. I am the Linquays Grandmaster. And in desperate need of a breathment. Oh, and I thought Beyond needed a breathment. Silence, earth realmer. How is a dream of my death funny, Princess? I dreamt you suffocated under a pile of women. Don't be vixed. I won't bite. Let's keep our teeth to ourselves, shall we? I still plan to experiment on you. Shouldn't you buy me a drink first? This fight will prove that I am best at getting your ass kicked. I'm surprised Lord Lukaan doesn't have bodyguards. Why would earth realms protector need protectors? Konglao wanted you to scare Raiden's sister? He can be so immature. You don't take me seriously. Have you looked in a mirror? I can't believe Lord Lukaan is our creator. I should thank him for making me so great. My war won't end until Lukaan's co-frats under my feet. Damn. Someone needs a hug and sandwich. I don't know how, but you made me even more perfect. If only I had made you more humble. Your friend Raiden is infuriatingly humble. It isn't knowing, isn't it? You came so close to being earth realms champion. It would have been awesome. That amulet paired with my hat. Up this close, should I have a mask? It's too late for that question. I do not need a credit on your film, Johnny Cage. You eat peed the shit out of this timeline. Oh, you're getting one. Why cast me in your movie? You got the wholesome sidekick thing down cold. Your friend Konglao could use some manners. I shall speak to him, Quile-ing. One shall end down. One to go. What did you hurt worse? Konglao's body or his ego? That hat is something else. You have a problem with it, Constable. You are fortunate to look Kang intervened. I think all that colds frozen your brain. What happens in your future is devastating. What? Do I become an asshole or something? Your lab is the filthiest place I've ever seen. I'm sure your creative process is just as messy. My Chris senses no evil in you at all. That can't possibly be right. You found no evil in Katana. What about me? I would rather not say your highness. My skills don't intimidate you. I'm not afraid of a ghost. Come rain, come shine. Your ass is mine. Your dry wit purchased me, Earthfelmer. You don't stand a chance against me. Oh, are you high, mage? If you film in Sundero, you're on your own. Really? Great. Now who's going to handle crowd control? Oh, you should see the Tarkot and Cosplay at CageCon. Sheskissus. You follow us, mock my affliction! Were you always so starved for attention? You know it. I was such a teenage drama queen. Chalaxing with Kang must be it's leaving for Shang. It's a significant improvement. I need hope to find Beyhan. You know I was only a TV detective, right? Two Johnny's. One timeline. Man, this has mega hit written all over it. I promised to fight as hard as I can. Good. Don't go lounging on me, lizard. Usually with uber celebrities, cops look the other way. That isn't how justice should be blind. When and you'll get a speaking part of my next movie. That would be amazing, Johnny. Sentos souls aren't impressed with your hat. How quickly that will change. You're the only real gangster I've ever met. X Gangster Raiden. Earhood no. Isn't sorcery like even a word? I won't dignify that question with an answer. It is not too late to be a Johnny's movie. We have other priorities, Kung Lao. There is more to life than fortune and glory. Oh wait, you're serious. Your friend is full of himself. The human Johnny or Kung Lao. If Raiden can beat you, so can I. Lose to a fool in a silly hat. Of course I fly. I have wings. Are you sure you don't just fall with style? Roll it away, it's those who defy me. Someone's going all in on the supervillain. My appearance scale you. I'd be lying if I said otherwise. Shall we go double or nothing? Get ready to pay up. It is clear you are in awe of my hat. Is it, Kung Lao? You're even bigger than I imagined. And you're too puny to be of concern. Shall I blindfold myself to make it even? Why give yourself another disadvantage? When you move, fall like a thunderbolt. Isn't that advice for Raiden? Being prideful doesn't make me evil. But it does make you insufferable. Ugh, why did I agree to let your film crew in the palace? Because deep down, you know you want to be in show this. Time for your close-up. Camera's rolling. It will capture your final act. Okay, I'll say it. That looks got me buggin'. Our all-earth realm mails so easily frightened. Fight me and you are sure to drown. I'll keep my head above water. Is your cage as bad as mine? As bad. He's worse. One day my star will outshine Johnny's. Seek purpose, not fame, Kung Lao. There is nothing you can do that I can't do better. It won't take long to prove that claim false. Your Hollywood is rife with evil. You don't need your crystal to that. It's like toxic and masculine had a neat cute. You have insulted me for the last time, Cage. Praiser and action make the hours seem short. Which is why my movies always feel so well-paced. In this corner, four-time world champ Johnny Gage. In this one, someone truly unimpressed. You haven't lived until you've walked the red carpet. Fame is but a fleeting mirage. I'm not sure Johnny. I mean, play a villain? No BS size-off reptile rabbit will make you an instant icon. Who's on second, Cage? No, who's on first? What's on second? It is entirely possible that I have royal blood. Based on what? Earth realmer. One should show royalty deference, Earth realmer. As should one in the presence of greatness. Earth realm will kneel or it will burn. Now that's how you choose scenery. Your friend is humble. Why are you not? You should ask why he is not more self-confident. I finally meet Hollywood Boulevard Johnny. Fans love me. Do you know what they'll pay for selfie? Your film crew is overrunning the palace. That's how the sausage gets made, Princess. Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space. Megastars like me need round the clock protection. I can't think of a more thankless task. Well, if it isn't special agent Takahashi of the FB, I... It's not funny anymore, Cage. I was a tribune in the Empress's army cage. And I've played soldiers dozens of times. Big Wop.