Mama comedian, I travel a lot and needless to say, I get horny out there. I'm a chronic masturbator. I tried wagging off with my PC, but I felt like it was just too much clickity clack, clickity clack with my Mac. I mean, the video resolution is so clear, I can see positive a gen of it. I didn't even know exists the playbias and playbias and flip flaps. Man! I'm a chronic masturbator. I don't know what they make the shoes out of, look. Whatever it is, it's non-stick. And then with iTunes, I can actually listen to some of my favorite music while I'm masturbating. I'm tan-clan ain't nothing to mess with. I'm Dave Chappelle, and I love internet porn.