Oh man, I need to get some money, but I don't know how. I'll search up for jobs on the internet. Waiter needed a three diners. At Starbucks, all of Garden and Chili's, I'll start at Starbucks. Hello! Welcome to Employee Florida. Where would you like to work? I would like to work at Starbucks. Okay, you are now an employee at Starbucks. Now, get to work. Hooray, I'm actually working. I'm going to make money in no time. Hello! I would like a chocolate chunk cookie and an almond tea. Sorry, no clowns allowed. Says who? I want a chocolate chunk cookie and an almond tea right now. No, I said no clowns allowed. That's it, I'm leaving. Fuck you. I love eating salad, especially with my metal fork. Sir, shut up. Nobody cares about you or your metal fork. Leave the damn coffee shop right fucking now. Hello! I would like some milk please. What? Who's there? Me? The pelotagon ghost? Now. I would like some milk please. No, you don't deserve milk. Now get out of here right now. Fuck you. This is the worst coffee shop ever. Hey grandma, leave the coffee shop now. You are fired. No, please. Give me another chance. No! Now. Get outta here now. Bye. Hello! Welcome to Employee Florida. Where do you want to work at? I would like to Olive Garden. Okay, you are now an employee at Olive Garden. Now get to work. Welcome to Olive Garden. You will be taking orders and serving them. Now get to work Jackass. Hello! I would like some chicken fingers and a doctor pepper. Sorry sir, I don't know how to cook chicken, so order something else. What kind of waiter are you? I want some chicken fingers and a doctor pepper. I told you I don't know how to cook chicken, now find something else to order. You know what, I'm leaving. This Olive Garden is stupid. Hello, I would like to order some French fries. Okay, that will be two dollars. Here you go. Okay, your food will be out in two minutes. Where are my fries? I've been waiting for like 30 minutes. Hey, where are my fries? They should have been 28 minutes ago. Well I didn't feel like cooking them. You are the worst waiter ever. You know what, you want your fries? Have them. How dare you throw food at me? That's it. I'm going to force choke you. Ouch, that really hurts. Hello! I would like a pepperoni pizza. No, I'm in no mood. Give me a pepperoni pizza now. I just said I am in no mood. Okay, fuck this. I'm leaving. Oh, look, everyone is leaving too. What the hell happened? Why is Olive Garden empty? This is the last time I'm ever eating here, all because of that stupid waiter. That waiter. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you have ruined Olive Garden. I am very angry. You're fired. No, please. I'm sorry. Give me another chance. Absolutely not. Now get out of Olive Garden. Wow. Welcome to Employee Florida. Where would you like to work at? I would like to work at Apple Abys. Okay, you are now an employee at Apple Abys. Now get to work. Hello! I would like to order some cookies and milk. Santa Claus, we don't serve cookies and milk. You idiot. Order something off the menu. How dare you call me an idiot. You're getting cold this year. Shut up Santa Claus. I don't care. Now leave. Just you wait, gay grandma. You're gonna regret this. Yeah, right. Like that will ever happen. Hello! I would like a steak meal please. But you can't even need food. You're a fucking robot. I don't care. You need me steak meal now. Never. I will never give you a steak meal. That's it. I'm leaving. Excuse me, sir. Can you get my food please? No. I don't feel like it. Hey, you're a waiter. Why aren't you doing your damn job? Okay, fine. Geez. Here's your damn food. How dare you throw food at me. I'm going to force choke you. Cooking food, cooking food, cooking food, cooking food, cooking food. What is going on? I will check security camera footage to see what happened. He did all of that. Oh, he is in big trouble. Gay grandma, you are fired. No, please. Give me another chance. Never. Now get out of here. Wow. Any other jobs I can do. Actually, I've heard you got fired three times. You can never get a joke ever again. Now get out of here now. Wow. Gay grandma, gay grandma, gay grandma, gay grandma, gay grandma. Get over here right now. Gay grandma, did you get fired at three jobs? Yes. Yes, I did. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Gay grandma, I cannot believe you got fired from three jobs. That's it. You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three two one seven eight two three one eight eight six three two one years. Go to your room right now, your young man. He's not fair.