I was at an ATM last week and my bank wanted me to sign up for text banking where you perform all of your basic banking functions via phone You're getting ahead of me but I like where your head's at That seems like a great plan unless you want to drink ever? Ever at all Dude, what the fuck did we do last night? I don't know but Wells Fargo knows what my balls look like I can't go back, they can keep the fucking money All the tellers They know I can see it in their eyes and the ATM has a screen cab Fuck it, I'll be homeless