So here you are. You've laid your fears and doubts on the bonfire. For me to burn the hell out of them. Now I step out into the center of this effing calcium with a torch and a gas can in my hand. In front of me a crowd of naked people backing up against the walls. I'm in the middle of things as you can see and in fact I am the thing. Oh yes, I created myself. I've put it all under my control. You get what I mean? It's strange. I actually exist in the real world. I think and I'm totally free of stereotypes. Oh yeah. My world has infinite possibilities without the daily junk food of television cliches. Without the catch words and slogans that are imposed by governments or by the boot tube or by your precious internet. Hey. So here I am right here and I'm real. You're staring at your computer screen right now. But are you there? Hey, hello. And is there any way to prove that to me? And so it appears that you don't exist and I do. I always have something to say and what do you have to say? Think about it. Give me two proofs and some chips. How revolting or honey. I need to use the bathroom. While in fact you sit on the can and text your lover or pardon me, jerk off. Your whole entire life is nothing but lies, porn, domestic spats, internet addiction and mobile slavery. Well, am I wrong? Now tell me. Have you ever done anything that's actually out of the box? Never. And you want to know why you won't be able to? Because it lies outside your comfort zone and you're packed into it like you're packed inside a reinforced polypropylene bag. You are slabs of nit. Squeeze between your daily routines and your work. No, no, no, no. Thanks for running the line, please. Where am I wrong? Maybe I'm mistaken. Go ahead and correct me. For instance, could you get away yourself onto some random person? Now that's a killer question. Could you go right now and reformat the hard drive on your computer? Isn't it freaky? Did you shit yourself? Do you know why you won't do it? It's because it would be like you're committing suicide. You don't exist without this stuff. Have you ever done anything, anything, anything at all on your own? Have you ever just followed your own decision instead of waiting for the order? Just do it, huh? So it looks like I am the real one. And you are just an underdeveloped figment of someone's imagination. You haven't been drawn yet. You're gonna have to try awfully hard if you want to prove that it's the other way around. And you can consider yourself a real living being. And most importantly, this is not a game. This is a...