What do you want? Basically, I want you to come over here, read this piece treaty, and then you're just gonna sign there and I'll sign there as well. There's treaty of peace so that both individuals cause to harm each other, each other is on property, it's by unrealized vision of the rigid house, they will peace from trespass. And that's it! Yo man, this look good, don't they? Not for you. Not for me? No, you need the whole figure's dozen. What? What? Hey, yo. Reginald's cookie. All right, listen. Reginald, though, can I trust you with something important? Of course. So recently I signed a piece for you with shallow, right? It was in a piece treaty, shallow works for me. I basically tricked him. I tricked him into work for me, all right? I had to get it off my conscious. You can't trick someone to work before you, they have to know. I know, cause they don't really have to work for me. So, how are you getting them to sign? I sh- What's up? Yeah, what's up, man? What's up, medication boy? How you doing? What's up? Not much. You got some new sketchers? What? You do call me a medication boy? I know, I'm not trying to start anything. So, what are you- what are you filming? Me and him are just vlogging. We're making a cookie vlog with Ashley. You're a cookie. We definitely didn't spike them with your medication. Yeah. You're making cookies? Yeah. We're flavor-y, Ashley. Apple brown shoves. I like that. Yeah. Is there any chocolate or any of that? No. No, you're back to your regular food now. No more berries and bananas. No, you're not. Are you good, dude? Yeah. Yeah. What is that? I don't know. I was in the mailbox. In the mailbox. Rigid house. Do we give fan mail? I don't even see an address on it. I can't look like it. Yeah, it can be your- I- Michelle, can you record please? You put a bomb in this kid? I don't- I don't trust in a bomb. Yeah. It's right there when I checked the mailbox. It was a- Can you record please? The floor was in the mailbox. I don't see no return or nothing. So, it's a rigid house on it. I'm so stamping. I don't fucking know. You want me to fuck up my job with it? Yeah. So I created this offer. It was you, you, you, you, who dropped this off Amazon? Yeah. What about inductive? Was there anything else in the mailbox or buy the mailbox? Was that just it? The bills of stuff. Yeah. You're like, weren't choosing to go outside? You can try to motor here. You know, Michelle. I don't need to choose. Just the original. Oh my God. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Oh, that's- Being in a monk state of mind. All right, you're not a monk. Can you just sue me a favor and film? We had a piece of treaty man. He saw him shaking and be like freaking insert camera man named here. What the hell? No shaking. All right, well, if you're no shaking, grab the camera. Yeah, perfect, we still. Okay, we still gotta clench it and hold it. So. What are you doing? Going with that hair? We got for the food. We don't have a part on it. This is virgin house, though. You remember having a story fire office? You open that box up? Yeah, all right, to be fair, I was not the one that ordered that box. No, you think I did? No, it could have been like somebody, well, fuck. Anyways, we should just open up. It could be family. We've had family else set here before to the house. All right, open up over there. We got her cookies over here, I ain't trying to get it. People sometimes buy a lot of the war for these days. All right, I mean. Yo, I'm going with this fan. Are you just eating all the cookies? They just get out of the oven. I'm surprised Shaolin never took one. All right, I wasn't. I'll have one of them. I just fan, they'll be honest. Where'd I? Can I help you or what was the... I wasn't sure what you were filming. Shaolin, I'm just telling you what Swift told me to do. Just tell me what's going on here. Talk to you, that's the shit. Cut your hair while you're at it. You should cut your hair while you're at it. I do need a haircut, actually. You should kind of look like Shaolin. No, I'm not, no, that's the range. He looks like Kha'yu. I don't need hair. I don't put it down the best of it. I want to know what's in there. Who just put the printed off? Clearly it's a fan mail. That's what I'm going with. A fan mail. The Jeff Sachs and Vlogs channel. Oh, we got a fan letter. Yeah, no. Oh yeah, it's somebody's username. This is it. Congratulations. Woo! You've been selected to receive this package for what's inside of this box? Enjoy the first of many packages with my work inside. Oh, it's some promotional. Oh, great. Somebody's selling a new book or something. Also, oh wait, there's more. Also, I'll know if you contact the police because I'm always watching and listening. Lunatic666. Well, what the? What? Oh, what the? Because I have, you can't. No, no, no, no. I see the picture. I don't see it. You don't want to see this. Actually, you just said, no, no, no, don't look at it. Oh! What is that? Is that real? It's got blood on the back, who? What else is in here? Roop, Roop, Roop! Yo! What's in that? What the? What is that? Oh, God. That looks like somebody's hair. Oh, God! Oh, God! That's a perpouching. All right, put it on. Because that's it? It's on the box. It was just these two things. Oh, yeah. Oh! No, no, no, get that in there. No! Don't put your fingerprints on it, so I'm using your moon. I'm doing this. Oh, God. Dude, that's my mom costume. I can see it. Oh, come down, bro. Oh, you're getting blood all over my mom clothes. Oh, this is a crime. So let me try to frame us right now. We can't call the cops. We're not going to show it. No, what happens if we can call the cops? No, I can't on YouTube at least. I say we just call the cops. No, they said we can't call the cops. It says Luna6666. What are we going to say? That's this guy's name. I don't want to be your name. There's no return address. Yo, this is one of them dark web boxes. Mystery box off the dark web. Somebody say you up. No, no, no, no, no. My hands are clean. My hands are clean. My bills say I didn't touch the water. You touched the water. Wash the hand. And you also touched the back, too. I'm washing my hands. Dude, you can't wash yourself off your hands, bro. You've literally just touched it. You've been running around. I've got it. 99.9%. 99.9%. This is a positive rule. Get that out. Riley, do you brought that in? I didn't bring it. I don't know. I'm just filming. You're like to bring it fast at how the brain is dead animal into the house. I haven't killed any animals. Oh, yeah. Jessus, can we show bugs like scab people? Don't they scab people and take their head people's heads off? It's a fucking monk, not a fucking Michael Myers. All right, quick question. Can we show this stuff on Story Far? Show, swim. Oh, what? Ask your favorite YouTuber, Looney Paul, if you can show dead things on the YouTube, or anything. That's just fucked up. That's just fucked up. No, actually, it's not. You want to show it on Story Far? Yeah, Brian normally does. Probably the bouncy Brian here right now. So why don't you, I don't know why you want to come in. Coming outside with me? To do what? My hands are clean. I'm not touching anything. You throw it right in the dumpster. Three go. Wow, I'm so excited. What the hell did you play? It's a game you play. Yeah. Paparazzi. So if you're very controlled this first, listen, it's fun to hold the camera. You're having fun. I'm having fun. New majorians, cameraman. Big jargon, I guess. What are you playing on doing tomorrow with your next big series? Oh, the big thing is what do we do here? I've seen we can't show this right now here on YouTube. So what is this story far? I swear. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to end this and go over to Story Far right now. Guys, go to Story Far, I'll link down below in the video. To do what? They're going to see what they're going to do. I had an IBC blur. You're going to show this on Story Far? Yeah, publicity, right? That's all that matters at that point. I mean, I don't know what deck chair is about. Deck chair, what's your policy on this? Go deck. I think you just said it's good. Oh, my bad, my bad. He's your secretary. Oh my God. You're not supposed to. I believe we can just see Ridgeway. Oh, I heard it. That sounded like you. That's like a monk. No, that was a little British in there. All right, I don't know. Let's just show real quick. Just show real quick.