Minecraft finally buffed potatoes in the new 2024 April Fool Snapshot, going so far as to add a new potato dimension and a potato boss. Techno would be proud, but some of these joke features are so good that Moyang should add them into the base game. For example, the Flotato block. Crafted with a gas tier, the Flotato is mainly used to make flotators, but the best feature is that you can park horror in mid-air. Just imagine, making park horror courses is a whole lot easier, or even manhunts. Not that anybody's doing them anymore. Number 4 is the lashing potato. It's a grappling hook that defies gravity, but honestly, when did Minecraft ever follow the laws of physics? Number 3 is the Flotator. When powered with a battery, you can transport anything across your world. Number 2 is the big brain. Like me, all it does is absorb XB 24-7, but what if we could use it like a bookshelf to power up enchantments? And finally, number 1 is Poisonous Potato Fries. Heck, let's even add them McDonald's to farm potatoes more efficiently.