Well my name is David Campbell. I was born in Edinburgh but very shortly afterwards. By the time I was five I was in the northeast and so now I'm a storyteller I suppose I have been all my life but I'm going to tell you a story from the language of the northeast. Really you see now there was a lot of fish are focused in the northeast and they he came there was a half a holy folk visions and this skipper was one man for his booty there was a young man that was short again and so he interviewed all sorts of folk for that along came this moon and he said to me he says he did the smoke he says to the smoke he says oh he says no no no he says I've done a smoke a dot a dot a dot he never touch it at times is a we leave for the boot day for the boot drink oh no he says I wouldn't touch it that's a devil thing I'd either give it no no with the head drinker and he says will they fit it with the quenis the lassies oh he says I'm married I'm a dais he says I'm in love with my wife and I cannot think he says so no no that's the way it is oh we'll see the skipper that's just a grind that's just a grind are together so they went to it and the fishing and day and as a good out it was a nafa aphalyx storm come up and the storm got worse and worse and worse and the rest are crew and they would have folk that drank a lot and they smoke at a lot and they was after fun to the women he came but they from the storm got up there's all that kind of water coming out to the booty and this this a off a greed man it does this smoke and our drink and our get a bit we're women he got the bucket and he was just tucking the water putting it on the side when a great wave come out and sweep it the man and the book and the bucket or the side and then you know the other crew come up and says we'll skipper that off a holy man was bad lucky to wow with a bucket and whether you understand that or not it basically said the holy man is still in our bucket so I'm I'll tell you a story I'm very fond of the old Celtic stories so just to give you a sense of standard scots the way I speak anyhow I'll tell you this story there was a time in the high king of Aaron and Alba that Scotland and Ireland was looking for a runner to see if any foot had invaded the shores of these Celtic kingdoms and ultimately there were only three contestants Carna from Brittany Torhamid from Scotland and a man called Culture who was the great champion of the Fianna which was a great Celtic group of heroes now it was said that Carna could take a running hop step and jump from Brittany to Cornwall to Cork before the sun rose and it was said that Torhamid from Scotland was so swift that he had to run any race on his hands to give the others any chance and it was said that Culture the great Celtic hero could run so fast that he did not even bend the tips of the blades of grass as he ran and so the high king said to Carna how swiftly can you run to the sands of the north the sands of the south the sands of the west and the sands of the east to see if any strangers foot has been on our kingdom and Carna said as quickly as a leaf from far from a tree not fast enough said the high king and then he said to Torhamid how quickly can you run to the sands of the north the sands of the south the sands of the west the sands of the east to see if any stranger has put his foot on our land and he said as quickly as a cat was slipped between the walls of two houses he said not fast enough then he said to Culture the great hero of the Celtic band of brotherhood he said how quickly can you run to the sands of the north the sands of the south the sands of the west and the sands of the east to see if the foot of any stranger has been on our land and he said as quickly as a woman will change her mind hmm said the king when will you go I have already returned said Culture and that's it there you go so that's um these are um a two modes of speech and Scotland I mean the northeast is much affected by the connection they have to the lands of Norowin Sweden and the for instance the word what would be fit fit is that what's that far are you gone where are you going and there's a funny story told by um uh BBC announcer from our routine who spoke the dorec and he went skiing now he looked at his feet and says I but fit fit fits fit fit which translated into English is yes but which foot fits which foot because fit is what and fit is foot in the dorec so fit that that's that that was a it's told as a joke so um anyhow these are the languages I had at school it was a the dorec you spoke or you would not survive and the outside in your in the house of my mother and father who came from a different parts of Scotland you spoke a kind of standard English so there you are