I'm searching for the best milk in the UK. Mikey, you look parked here, it takes a milk. You look good. Have you been working out? I'll stop it, you. As some of you may have noticed, I have acne like so many other young sexually active males. Oh, delicious! Personally, I don't notice acne because I only look at people's personalities. Despite this, we decided to pick up some sensitive cleansing milk from booze to test on my supple, alagas figure. So, we've got the cream and I'll see you back at HQ. Right, let's roll out. I feel like a newborn deer. This is the strangest milk bottle I've ever seen. I can't tell if this milk is skimmed, semi skimmed or full fat. This milk is slightly thicker than usual, but then again, my mother always said, I was slightly thicker than usual, so I think we'll get along just fine. The main thing this milk claims to do is get rid of redness, tiredness, and dryness of skin. I don't know how it does that, it's bloody milk. This milk claims I should gently massage it into my skin, which is a weird way of drinking milk, but I'll give it a go. This is an unusually small milk bottle, at only 200 milliliters. I assume this is going to be top quality stuff. This milk claims to be half price. At £1.70, if £1.70 is half price, you can call me Janice and Shagme. Many of you may not know this, but when I was in school, I was teased about my acne. Now, my mother, being the supportive woman she is, told me to grow a pair. So I did. Didn't help. Go on, my tea, use it. You never get a girlfriend if you haven't got good skin. Whoa, I get loads of female attention. In fact, I go ask for my number earlier. Really? Yeah. My pin number. I got mugged. It's like some pussy for the rest of us, my kid. Hey, regret out of five. This is quality milk. I'm sorry. Wow. Mike, all these talking inflections is making me slightly depressed. Sorry, let me lighten the mood. That's been, did you? Oh, my tea. You've lost 20 years. Thank you. The girls love it. This week, I got asked, do you snort crack? The only time I snort crack is when my husband farts in bed. Smiley, you don't want to talk tonight? I'm alright, I never. I'm having a great time. You are so stupid. Look, Mum said I picked it sat. We both know, the only thing you picked at was Wendy's asshole. Wendy was a great cow. She'll be sorely messed. This was a good idea. Things again a bit pear-shaped. Pollocks. Oh, excuse me one second. Do I? I went to the supermarket. Some guy started throwing yoghurt at me. How dare he? Mikey, what the bloody hell was that? A dad joke! Come on! Did you get that shot? No. You're bloody useless. Saying I do everything around here. A bit kind of a name this camera. Judith. It's the Judith 3000. Great! I've had it! The sakni cream isn't curing any of my acne. That's it. I'm taking the easy way out. Please, come down, boys. I don't want to do this. It's like we're so much. We can talk about this. The Front Door. See you next Monday.