Royally useful Duchess. Today's the day! Today's the day! Oh, there's so much to do. We must make sure that the buffaloes are polished. I will make sure that these actual flowers will be clean. We must make everything perfect for the halloween majesty. Today's the day! Today's the day! Oh, there's so much to do. We must get ready to doobly awaits. Come down, Duchess. Your fire's still being lit. We don't need to leave for another hour. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right. But we hope we won't be late. Let's go over this one last time. Coaches, check. Watch down. Check. Safety valve. Double checked. I'm not leaving anything to charge this time. Am I forgetting anything? Nope. Offset. Right, Duchess. Her majesty is on board and ready to go. You can proceed. Thank goodness. Right on time too. So door. Here we come. Oh, my. According to the railway guide line. Like the Durdshush Bradford? That's the royal train you're talking about. Oh. Still, they should follow railway guidelines. Oh my, according to the railway guideline- Like to do a shush Bradford, that's the Royal Train you're talking about. Oh, still they should follow railway guidelines. Harvey me, Royal Train coming through. Well I'll be! Ah, it's such a nice day and we're running right. Oh, that was a close one. Who left these crates here? I need to get through. Well hello there. I've never seen you around these parts. I'm good. A crane. Excuse me. Can you please move these crates? I have to get through or I'll be late. Oh, there's no need to be in such a rush. I'll clear those in just a few minutes. Where are you off to in such a hurry anyway? Oh, I really don't have time for this. Can you please move these Mr- Berrisford and you are? Duchess, Duchess of Loffborough and I'm carrying a very important train. The Royal Train in fact. So if you're good... Oh, the Royal Train! Well look at fancy Miss Lastbro. It's Loffborough. Thank you. Ah, very well. Royal Smoyle. Be on your way. Be sure to stop by on the way back when you're not late. Of course. I never thought I'd get through. But now we're running late. I know her Majesty doesn't like going too fast. Then last make up for last time. Duchess went faster and faster. The coach rocked back and forth. And one of the guards lost his footing. Whoa! That was a gunshot. The train is under attack. I must get her Majesty out of here at once. Duchess, a Majesty request that you please slow down. Oh, yes. Oh, good heavens. Duchess, Her Majesty would like to have a bath. You'll need to pull into the next sighting. A bath? Now? A bump caused her tea and cakes to spill all over her. And she'd like to clean it up before the event. But we'll be late. I'm having a rest, are we? Dear, oh dear. We're going to be really late now. But if I go too fast, I may upset her Majesty again. Right, Duchess. Her Majesty is all set again. You're clear to proceed. Yes, sir. Here she comes. Here she comes. Here she comes. Oh, your Majesty. Thank you so much for choosing Sodor to host your platinum juice. Your platinum Jubilee's celebration. You as well, Sir Topham. But if thank you, Duchess, for your hard work today. Thank you, Your Majesty. I'm sorry that we arrived so late. I tried my best to get here on time. Wait. Oh, Duchess, dear. You have it all wrong. We were actually early. I thought we were going to be late for sure. Free Cheers, Father Queen! Hi, everyone. It's Thomas here. Thank you for watching the fucking video. See you next time.