We're making a fake baby so we can go trick or treating Elizabeth I can buy us the candy. No we need to save. Even if the baby works it's October 30th. They're not going to give adults candy 24 hours too early. Help me please. I'm not helping. I don't even know we had watermelon. Her name is Melanie and she's ours. Like what if she asks to see the baby? I'm with me please. I'm here as a witness. I ain't knocking or talking so keep walking. I'm not talking I'm telling you. Go. Wait hide the head hide the head. Calm down. You can't go up like that Elizabeth. Oh my god. I don't even want to be seen. No. Oh my god. Hi. Trick or treat. Aren't you a baby? Oh yeah we just wanted first kiss. We so we have a funeral tomorrow and we just kind of want the kid to get the first experience type of thing. Whatever like if you guys have anything it's fine. If you don't. Okay. Just give me a sexy couple. Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much honestly. Thank you. I feel like. Sorry about that. Thank you so much. Elizabeth you're forgetting your child. Clearly they're not home Elizabeth let's go. No let's go. So let's go. I just want to get a spot. Don't even think about it. Oh let's close the door hamburger. Are you crazy? Do you believe in Jesus Christ? Go. Let's go grab the freaking. No in him. Whatever her name. Two more houses Elizabeth wait. We just wanted to do a quick lap around the block. We're just trying to do a like a quick lap around the block. Wait. Elizabeth. Go. Oh listen. You dropped the baby. It's going to be a bastard now. Why didn't you even make the baby cry? Oh my god. Honestly I'm kind of turned on right now. That was genius. I'm not wearing this. Why? I'm not wearing this. I'm not wearing this. I'm not wearing this. I'm not wearing this. I'm not wearing this. I'm not wearing this. Why not? Look at me. It is an anime themed Halloween party. I'm supposed to be Goku. I look like Homer Simpson's thinking bubble. I think you look like a schnapp. Nope. Shut up. Look I haven't vagina. Seriously. I'm not wearing this. I'm not wearing this. Relax. Like you look good. How can I relax? I look like a crack head threw up on a Tim Hortons. Oh and Elizabeth. A friggin' crappie patty? You're supposed to be Bulma. Not Burger. What? I was hungry when I bought it. Elizabeth. Are you high? Go and get the Dragon Ball Z costumes before I start dragging these balls across your forehead. Go on. We're not going to get in. Are you serious? Please just go get me one. You don't need a coffee to work out Elizabeth. I don't have a coffee. I will hurt someone. Do you want me to be a victim? You are four foot three woman. You slapped a mosquito once and it slapped you back. Relax. I have my car. Okay. Nancy, please just the only reason you're not in a home is because you can bake. You'll beg. Hi chips. Yeah. I'm going. Hi. Can I get a medium coffee, two cows and a sugar daddy? Let's go. Well, do you have it? Clearly, I have it. We'll see you then. Elizabeth, it's not crack. It's coffee. Oh my god. Why is it behind the car? Go Jason. Go. Elizabeth, if you can't catch up to a Honda then we need to have a sit down. Surprise. Is this a joke? No. It's not working out. Come on. No, I'm leaving. It's a candle lit workout, Elizabeth. It's everything. I got us roses. Wait. Wait. If you stay, you have a cheat week starting now. Like you can have the McDonald's. Come on. Do you want that summer body or no? Come on, Elizabeth. Let's go. Do you want jelly arms or do you want the powdered goodness? Come on. Move it, baby. Yeah, baby, let's go. Come on. No, come on. How can you not run faster than that? You're wearing heels. Let's go. Go ahead. You deserve it. No, I got like two dipping sauces. Okay. Are you kidding me? Elizabeth. What? Elizabeth. Elizabeth. What? Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. What? Elizabeth. Oh, look. A sneaky pineapple. All right, you little nugget. Let's go. You had your nap. Come on. Society is forcing me to be romantic for the day. So I have a surprise for you. Come on. Let's go. Just wear something fancy. Like. Right. What? I don't know. Just dress like you're meeting my religious grandmother who has a flowered couch covered in plastic. Oh. My. God. Yes. Hmm. You look like a church girl ready to sing for the first time. No. Are you ready? I'm free. Okay. Happy Valentine's Day. Okay. If you think of disappointing, you clearly don't know me. No, stop. Wait. We're not actually eating here. Elizabeth. Come here. So the next time your girlfriend is upset, give her pizza or sushi. If she doesn't like either, lever. Then, run her a bubble bath. And it's imperative that you give her a wine while she's in that bubble bath for maximum relaxation And I guarantee you when she's done that she'll be feeling better nine times at a 10 and I don't care what you all think That's far more effective than treating your girlfriend like a game show asking her stupid questions like hmm I'm gonna go with what is a matter with you for 300 This isn't jeopardy bitch To all you females with stretch marks. It's disgusting That you ladies would even think that real men care about something so natural We don't mind we know we're at came from pregnancy Working out hard or the fact that you just got them. It's cool. You're still sexy The only people that care about that stuff are the fugly dudes the ones that look like binky barns from Arthur with a pineapple face Boy, you better man up Talking about I want my girlfriend's body to be perfect with no marks This ain't the Sims you can't just create a bitch if you don't want to date her because she's got stretch marks That's cool. That's your preference, but don't talk down on her as if now she's unattractive If my girlfriend's got a couple stretch marks and I'm a grab a pen and tell her to pick a letter because we about to play Hang man on those love handles because I'm optimistic Boy, you better man up to all you guys in relationships If you see that your girlfriend's upset stop acting like a bunch of FBI interrogators Showering her with questions like baby. Are you okay? Is there something wrong? No, no not at all She's just crying because you know it's a good time Then you've got the stage five noobs who sees their girl having an off day and thinks it's a good idea to make plans Oh, yeah, just leave your girl in her room alone while you head on over to Keith and Phillips for a little 2k orgy Are you new? Take notes what do girls love more than us? Food to them. It's like walking into Sephora with a full paycheck So stop with all this talking crap bitches can't eat speak God damn it Elizabeth. I hope you have an inhaler because you got asthma Every single house has the chair, but we're so dirty. We have two Look how disgusting this is and it's all Elizabeth. Ooh chocolate Give me that a little bit a little bit you're on your way to the gym and you have freaking Crit tonight in your purse Stop it. Are you that hungry? I'm doing this for you you want the friggin summer body not me Frick Elizabeth stop. It's not the same thing. No, it's not A month Elizabeth that's my Xbox controller. Are you crazy? Stop you already duct tape it to your car once frig man My Xbox is not my act stop abusing it Where are you baby? Elizabeth, why did you stop running? Are you crazy? Do you want me to make double these workouts? But what okay, so why are we friggin doing this if they're gonna eat garbage stop it no stop it Put on your jacket before you catch a cold and get back out Elizabeth Elizabeth that meme is dead you think you're gonna make it there before I get up this friggin card Put the ground there