Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school? Because he's dead. Oh my, okay. Alrighty. Why is Doc sponed with a K? Because you can't see in the dark. We're ordering food at a new restaurant. My wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. Nothing special, she said. Just tell him they're going to die. Oh. I don't know. I talk my kids a valuable lesson about democracy tonight. By having them vote on which pizza and which movie they want. I then pick the movie in the pizza because I'm the one that earns money. That's just facts. Yes, just. Just fair enough. That's how it works.