Oh hey Dexter, what's up? Well, I just wanted to say happy Valentine's Day, babe. Aww, Dexter, thanks. The flowers are beautiful. It was no problem. Oh, and tonight I made a reservation at your favorite restaurant. No way! Thanks, babe. I can't wait. Hey you, too. Check it out. Jackie made me my favorite brownies for Valentine's Day. Isn't he the sweetest? Uh, that's cool, but Dexter's taking me to my favorite restaurant tonight. Ooh, a Valentine's Day dinner date? How romantic. I just had the best idea. What if we went together and had a double date? Jackie, wouldn't that be amazing? Yeah, that sounds fun. Um, actually, it was kind of just going to be me and Dexter. Yeah, since it's Valentine's Day and everything, we didn't want to do a big group dinner. The Valentine's Day is about sharing love between friends, too. Come on you guys. It'll be so much fun. Ugh, well, it looks like we don't have much of a choice now. Did somebody say double date? Count me in and make a triple! Oh, well, the dinner was kind of for couples only, and well, you're single. Oh, so now we decide to tell people they can't come. Ugh. Um, that's why I just downloaded Tinder. I already have like 50 matches. Oh, well, if you find a date by tonight, of course you can come with us to dinner. I will be there. You have got to be kidding me. So Heath, I've heard you've downloaded Tinder. How is that working out for you? Yup, I'm texting one of my matches right now. Oh yes, I'm sure you are, as if anyone would swipe right on you. Actually, Abby, you're wrong. The girl I'm texting just agreed to go out with me tonight. Oh, that's great, Heath. I'm so excited you'll be joining us for dinner. Yeah, right. Let me see this so-called girlfriend of yours. Her name is Stacey, and she's a Veronica's secret model, jealous. Oh, M.G., you're not actually going to fall for this, right? What are you talking about, Abby? Huh, you are totally being catfished right now. Do you really think there's a Veronica's secret model named Stacey, who just happens to live nearby us and wants to date you of all people? Get out of here with your conspiracy theories, Abby. You're just jealous no one hot wants to date you. Huh, don't you remember Heath? We used to date. Don't remind me of that traumatic phase in my life. I have a much higher standards now. Whatever, it doesn't change the fact that your girlfriend Stacey is a fake. You'll find out when she doesn't show up to dinner tonight. Whatever. Hello, just five in your party tonight? Uh-uh, actually, there's six of us. My girlfriend is on the way. Ugh, I see we're still pretending Heath's girlfriend is real. She IS real you hater! All right, we have a table for six right over here. Please follow me. All right, can I get you all started with some drinks? I'll get some lemonade, please. I'll take a can of lacroy and make it payable, booze flavor, please. Get me a large ice coffee and my girlfriend will have a glass of red wine. I'd also like some red wine, but unlike Heath's girlfriend, I'm actually here to order it myself. And I'll have a glass of rosé, please. Of course, I'll get those drinks to you quickly. And here are your menus. I can take your orders when I come back. Ugh, well this date is off to a terrible start. I can't believe Stacy didn't even text me to tell me she's going to be late. Dude, you've got to give this up. Can you mind your own business, Dexter? Stacy IS coming. I'm sure she's just stuck in traffic or something. All right, everyone. Here are your drinks. Okay, everyone. I can go ahead and take your orders if you're already. Um, I think I'll have the personal cheese pizza off of the kids menu. Ooh, I'll take the veggie plate, please. I'll take the sushi sampler plate, please. I'll take the sushi plate, too. Oh, and we'll also share a bowl of cheese fondue, please. And I'll take a side-seed to your salad. I've got to keep my slim, thick figure so I can impress my date. Okay, I'll get your orders in right away. Hey, what do I think you're doing? My date's not even here to order yet and you already try to take her menu. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. It was an honest mistake. Go ahead and take it. His date's not even real. Oh, is this like an imaginary friend situation? Imaginary friend? Who do you think I am? Stacy is real. Unlike the tip that you're not getting anymore. Oh, I didn't mean to offend you, sir. Anyway, we'll have your food out shortly. Okay, everyone, your orders are hot out of the kitchen. Hey, guys, this woman just got here and says she's supposed to be joining you. Oh, it's about time Stacy showed up. Hey, you guys. What are you doing here? This dinner's for couples only. Well, I do have a date. Hello, Heath. I see you've already ordered me some wine. What are you talking about, Abby? What did you do to Stacy? You really have been figured out by now? I knew Stacy wasn't real because I am Stacy. Surprise. What? Abby, you can't fish me. Sure did. That picture of Stacy is like the first thing that shows up when you Google hot blonde girl. I gotta go. You're not the only guy I can't fish tonight. Happy Valentine's Day, Heath. You've gotta be kidding me! Well, this dinner date didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would.