Hello, welcome to Spurdon, I'm Reese James. Welcome to another top five. Now there's a quite asspurzy habit over the years of signing quite a lot of dross like Paleno for £17 million or Paleno for £17 million or maybe even Paleno for £17 million. But some of them, after the sort of £17 million or so wounds of healed, we end up loving inexplicably because they're a bit of a character and they're just kind of funny to watch. So here are my top five of the inexplicably loved spurs players. Number five, Timothy Attuba or as Jeff who I sit next to at Spurs would always say every time he got the ball, Timothy Attuba was a left back, he was a big stoic powerhouse of a left back, the slowest player in the world, the only player I've ever seen do a three point turn. He played one season for us before he was deemed surplus to requirement. He scored in his first game, first game of the season against Newcastle and then did nothing else. Absolutely awful but we loved him. Timothy Number four, speaking of slow, awful fullbacks, Pascal Chimbonda. What's there coming over the hill is it Chimbonda? Probably not, he can't get up the hill. Unbelievable player, absolutely appalling but we loved him mainly because of that chant. Jameen Genus played for us for eight years and never got a single charm and he always scored in darbys. Pascal Chimbonda is single handedly keeping Naughty's Welsh rock band the automatic in business. Chimbonda, awful but we love you. Number three, the Fox, Rool Fox. Oh, Rool Fox, awful player. 13 goals in 106 games across five years. Terrible but I loved him. He was the first player whose name I ever got on the back of a spursure for three reasons. One, it was the only name that would fit. Two, it was the only name my parents could afford and three, a lot of people say that we look alike. Number two, Gary Doerty, the ginger, pearle, big old lumbering, Gary Doerty. Excuse me, Gary, what are you, mate? Are you a centreback? Yeah, I am actually, but are you versatile? Just a bit, mate, I'm also a centre forward and I've scored against Aster in the semi-final of the FA Cup. Oh no, I've broken my leg and Jack Santini has sold me to Norwich. Number one, probably my favourite spurs player of all time, Benoit Asu Ikoto. Don't you wish your left back was BAE? Probably not, but what a guy, what a character. He openly dislikes football and yet most of us still love him. I love him so much. I've got a cat named after him. Good cat. Have a look at this cat. Great cat. Benoit Asu Ikoto is such a character. He always puts a lull at the end of his tweets. He was a maniac on Twitter. He has unfortunately just gone. He's just left us, well he left us ages ago, but he's now left the country to play for San Etienne and I wish you the best Benny because you drive a smart car. You used to get the tube to games which you can no longer do, but maybe you can get the metro. And you used to get your hair cut, your big afro or your dreadlock haircut, opposite the lane itself and then get the bus home from Tottenham. Now that is dangerous. You're a dangerous guy and I like you, you're a risk taker. I wish you the best Benny. I love you. My favourite inexplicably loves spurs player of all time. Honourful mentions go to Paul Stalteri, who scored that last minute winner against West Ham, a gold upset Russell Brand West Ham fans so much. They get to cancel two tour dates as a result and only had sex with six women that night. Eric Edmund, who scored that 40-yard screamer against Lollva Paul, no way Pamaro, who was a complete rock at the back by which I mean he was completely immovable and would not move. I did then go on to win the FA Cup the following year under Harry Rednaps management with Portsmouth, which is the spursiest thing I've ever heard. Mauricio Tureko, who had that famous party trick of whenever he was in trouble, he'd run to our own corner flag, face the wrong way and fall over on Winner Free Kick. And finally, Jumayne DeFoe, the Cisco years. This has been my top 5 inexplicably loved spurs players. If you've missed any out, let me know in the comments. Make sure to like the video if you liked it, subscribe to the channel and follow us on Twitter at spurredontv.