Alcohol is more socially acceptable to drink in public than milk. Shower thoughts. When you buy pizza from a place that sells it by the slice, you're essentially having a pizza party with a bunch of strangers. Need an excuse for arriving late? You were pulled over by the police because you matched the description of a person who threw an egg at someone who was walking on the street. This is so random. They will just laugh and not ask any questions. When for you get married for the first time, make sure you date a cougar at least once. Some of them are pretty hot and they'll give you tons of money. To meet girls, go to Target instead of bars. The male-to-female ratio is 10 to 1 and they are already looking for things they don't need. If you don't feel like doing the dishes, grab clean plates, make them wet, and put them in the drying rack, then tell your roommate or partner to do the other half of the dishes. All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down was a dress a letter to him. Give it to an owl and follow the owl on a broomstick.