Hey, hey, hey! What's up? Hey everybody! We are in New York. Now, after I had to flee the police and Romania, I'm actually wanted in over 17 countries now. Anyway, I'm here in my house doing nothing all day as usual. Thankfully, I have a bunch of rotarded followers who donate money to me when I beg them and tell them I pour every two weeks. Glad you suckers have paid for my hair transplant. I needed it because all of the rot dairy I drink calcified the hair out of my scalp. And I take pride in being a lazy piece of shit that has never worked today in his life. Anyone who works for living is a mentally ill slave, but thanks for supporting me and my narcissistic behaviors. Anyone who drinks water is mentally ill. Detoxies your body and is totally not natural. You see that? You see how bad water is for you? If you want to naturally hydrate your body, you need to use raw eggs and juices. Some orange juice sounds good right now. So natural, I ship them halfway across the world from Florida and juice them in my citrus master 9000 aka my stretched out asshole. No matter how thirsty you are, never drink water. Hey guys, I was just outside staring at the sun because sun gazing is natural. I'm very clothing because me and my boyfriend don't actually research or know about the importance of vitamin D. We just try to scout our vision after our rot-hard orgies start giving us nightmare flashbacks. Hey, hey, hey, what's up everybody? Salting your food is unnatural. Salt is man-made despite all of the salt leaks and seafood that has a high salt content. Salt is like rocks. You wouldn't eat rocks. Plus with all of our rot-hard orgies, we need our semen to taste as good as possible. That is the real motive. I love drinking man juice all day. It's why I'm so against salt and cooked foods. Salty semen is no good. Hey guys, I was just thinking of Frank Tufano and how much of a narcissistic homosexual he is. Look at how much he is projecting his inner desires completely mentally ill. I spent like half the day looking at this picture. Then I'm going to spend the rest of the day fantasizing about him pulling my hair. I mean, spend the rest of the day thinking about how mentally ill he is. Cooked meat is toxic. I am a rot-hard and I know that you are what you eat and I do not want to be cooked. So I will never eat cooked meat. I know this because I read half a book 10 years ago that told me raw is better. So that's what I tell people. Plus, cooked meat is unnatural. How am I supposed to replicate the feel of a male thalais in my mouth if the meat isn't raw? You know, I don't normally have to be in the colder weather. Usually my cook subscribers send me so much money I can travel to whatever warm place I want. But this time my girlfriend lives here. So I need to manipulate another woman into sucking my shriveled watered cock. Hey, hey, hey, what's up guys? Let me show you why I am mentally ill. So I got this ground beef from the local supermarket. And since the meat is raw, it doesn't matter that it's completely covered in unnatural strains of bacteria from the conventional factory farm. As you guys know, water is toxic. But it's okay to drink vegetable juice. I need to make sure to get my daily herbicides, pesticides and all of those agrochemicals. Water is toxic. But I love sucking down a huge glass of glyphosate cucumber juice. I can't afford the juicer because I spent all of my money donating to Frank Tufanos' cam website. Thankfully, I can use this cucumber by squeezing it in my asshole and then drinking the toilet water. Hey, hey, hey guys. So thank you guys for joining me. If you could please donate money by going to Frank-Tufanos.com and supporting my businesses. I'm really struggling right now. As you can see, my girlfriend is not on camera with me. It's because I beat her so badly to give her black eyes. So I could ask you guys for more money. Thanks again.