Hello everyone and welcome back to the broke presidents channel. Like and subscribe right now if you've been loving the presidential brokeies. I mean who doesn't love putting in 17 hours of work a day to make voiceover videos for the degenerate YouTube community? Anybody have a cigarette? You don't smoke cigars down there George, you pussy? Lots of open air in Swampland. I'm sure the smoke would be quite nice. Alright folks, watch me destroy these yuppie assholes in this pepperage farm cookie debate. This is serious business so buckle up. Oh great, another round of taste testing torture with you lot. Can't we just agree that all cookies are delicious and call it a day? Oh come off it JB. This is important stuff. We're talking about the very fabric of snack time here. First up Milano cookies. S tier, am I right? Milano? More like Milano thank you. Those overpriced biscuits belong in the trash tier will then alongside your fashion sense. Bia. Whoa shots fired. But I have to agree with GW on this one. Milano cookies are like the fancy pants of the cookie world. Trash tier for sure. Get the hell off your mic Joe, I can hear you breathing in my damn ear. Let's not slobber all over the fucking mic okay Joe. Can you be a little less creepy Joe? I mean it sounds like you just hit the crack pipe while trying to climb Mount Kilimanjaro. How the hell do you even survive day by day? All right, all right. Let's not get too heated over this. Gonna put Milano's into B tier. But can we at least agree that Chessman cookies are a solid A tier choice? What do you think? Chessman? More like checkmate. Because they're the kings of cookies. A tier no doubt. Oh please Bio. Chessman are like the cheap knockoffs of real cookies. D tier at best alongside your taste in movies. Asshole take. What is a Chessman? Is that the guy who plays the trap card? That's you Gio you dumb shit. Jam Obama how do you know that you freaking baby? Ha ha Obama still watches cartoon network. That explains the Obamacare system. I was going there and my clothes would get torn up and I'd end up running out of there like the road runner and the coyote before the entire building exploded or my brain would be cut open and used for some sort of experiment. Yeah, that explains it. Pretty much felt like that was a direct attack on you Obama but okay. Gonna put Chessman into B tier because I love butter and chess. Bordeaux cookies. A classic choice for those with sophisticated palettes. Solid B tier material in my opinion. B tier? Come on DT. Bordeaux cookies are the epitome of elegance. They deserve at least an A tier ranking. Hmm I'll give you that Bio. Bordeaux cookies do have a certain genus Iquabelle about them. A tier it is. Jay Nat say what? Yes. That mamba mubli ugly makes a lot of folks grim portal a chock-chock hurt where they don't firm some. Yeah, excuse me. Holy shit. Dude someone cut his mic. Don't you have staff there at the White House? Bet you all really miss Obamacare now bitches. Agreed Joe. Bordeaux cookies are like the fine wine of the cookie world. Going A tier. Now what about Brussels cookies? Brussels cookies more like Brussels disappointing C tier at best. I have to agree with Obama on this one. Just cookies just don't have the same wild factor as the others. Alright let's not lose sight of the goal here folks. We're ranking pepperage farm cookies not debating the meaning of life. True that but can we at least take a moment to appreciate the sheer variety of flavors pepperage farm has to offer? You having a party? What the fuck do you think of the cookies Joe? You can never stay on topic. Yeah I was thinking for the cookies I should get about three dozen. What were you thinking George? What the fuck are you asking me for? Oh wait a minute this isn't Jeffery's discord server. Who are we talking about again? Brussels cookies are going A tier. Next up what do you guys think about Verona cookie? Slap. Raspberry filling inside those smooth ridges of cookie. Ooh I have to go S tier. Always love when a cookie is 90% filling pocket. The cookie pairs deliciously with it. Yeah the jam and the jam barry are so good together. Yeah just go take your meds bud. Look man maybe he should try just smoking a joint instead. That's not a bad idea would probably help with his Alzheimer's. I thought he had dementia. What does he have? Listen these are going into S tier now. What about Sosselitos? That's one in the tin hands down. These coming bags George. Idiot. Now Sosselitos is the best peppered farm flavor. I mean how else do you expect to get drunk eating cookies? Testy as a spice goldfish Joseph the Sosselito is decent but you can't tell me there aren't better peppy farm cookies. A humble by nothing bitch. They're milk chocolate chip cookies. Make you want to skirt on your barber. Yeah for real. No idea what I just said I was just fucking with you guys. Word bra. Straight facts. Okay I'll throw these into B tier. Pretty good chocolate chip cookie but that's way too basic. We got to keep S tier for the unique cookies. My ass is getting a bit warm. I'm going to go take a shit. All right let's wrap this up and go grab some cookies. But remember folks no matter which flavor you choose always dunk responsibly. Agreed. Now let's go satisfy our sweet tooth and leave no cookie crumb behind.