To me, the best comics are the ones that tell jokes. They're so deep, so raw, so real, that they uncover a truth all around with you that you had no idea even existed. I'm not that kind of comedian. I'm really at the bird watching. So I bought something in Birdseed a while back and I planted it. And now there's a generic tree growing in the background. If you are a dedicated professional dancer every morning you get up, so you can get down. Did you know that you can rearrange the letters in the word gullible to spell holy shit your stupid? Try it out. I once went on to a woman who was very tall. She was over six and a half feet tall and she told me that her height makes it very difficult for her to find men. And I said, shouldn't make it easier for me to see what I'm doing. What do you, what do you have a vagina and an oven having hot? They are both a hot box that you can put things in. I don't really like to brag, but tonight after the show I'm having a threesome. And I only need two more people to try and... Do you guys remember making a sequel that broke back Mountain? Instead of two dudes on the love, it's the opposite. It's two chips on the love. We're calling it Fist Front Valley. It's about all the abortive fetuses turned into zombies. And they start attacking people. It's called the unborn, undead. I didn't even... So I ran into the auto biography the other day and man, I had no idea a car's life could be so interesting. So I left the dollar in my pants pocket and threw it in the washing machine and then I pulled them out. I got arrested for money laundering. What did the Fred brother say to the cannonball? Don't taste me bro. I was actually wrapped in a video and got tasted. Some people say that puns are the highest form of comedy and I pull hard and be angry. But sometimes I think that I take puns a little too far. I had a friend who's very sad because their grandfather just died in a tragic accident. He built a ramp to jump over the grand canyon in his hoverbound. He didn't make it. He was very sad. So I thought what better way to cheer her up than tell her some puns? So I said to her I said why should you always trade a dollar bill for five quarters? She said why? I said just make sense. She did not find that funny. So I told her another pun. I said to her what do you call a marine mammal who thinks very highly of you. She said what? I said a seal of approval. She also did not find that funny. So I told her those two puns and then I told her eight or four puns. And none of them made her laugh. In fact, no pun in ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Four in a section of pun jokes. That was insane. That's broken my head.