It's so beautiful here. Name? Lisa? Password C. Oh, those were all in my phone. Password? Trinervana? Nope. Heaven 123? No. Perlegates 123? No. God, capital G, exclamation point? Passcode? I don't think I have a passcode. We sent you a passcode. In the mail? We sent it to your soul. A lot of that goes to my junk. No entrance without passcode. Can we reset it? You can call tech support? Great. They're experiencing high-call volume. They will be in touch. I got banged. What? I went to a new hairdresser and I got banged. Billy Bucks outside. Uh, wait. What? I got banged. Uh, look. What happened? She said one thing about fringe. Fringe are bangs. I know that now. Or is it fringe is bangs? Is it fringe are bangs or fringe is bangs? You're not helping. They look fine. It could be your new signature look. One of my 12. Go online and look up ways to wear bangs. OK, I hate my bangs. Put a pin or a bread in there. Just a bread. Brades. Brades, braid, braid, cheerleave, braid. Dies into a poof. Dies. Dies. Dies. Brades. Brades. Brades. Dies. Hmm? That's not bad. So how do they look? Oh, much better. I've returned in this bathing suit. Anything wrong with it? It doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work anymore because it's fall. Because it's fall. Is that your job? Just to repeat everything I say? I have to put something in the system. It doesn't work anymore because it's fall. Hey, rides, pumpkin patches. Where am I supposed to wear it? Well, it is a seasonal item. Well, then I guess it's the wrong season. Love this. Love that. I got these from a used costume shop in Chicago. $10. I got this from a resell dance shop in LA. $5. I got this for nothing out of my neighbor's trash after his big, labor day barbecue. You're such a smart shopper. Hi, can I help you? I've taken everything bagel to go. Anything else? Make sure you dust it off. I'm sorry? Every time I get one, it's covered in stuff. Stuff. Seeds, kernels, sand. It's like it rolled on the ground at the state fair. That's the everything? Maybe you should sweep more often. I could get you a plain bagel. I could call the health department. So dust it off. Police, heard you sold this guy some cars? Tony, can't tell you much. Always paid cash. I haven't seen him lately. Well, if you do, let me know because he's dead. What about this gal? Seeing the whole bunch. The whole bunch. You mean like this? No. More like this. Doesn't make sense that the guy like pretty girls and costumes? No, that you got colored in kind of a black pen. I'm going to give her something to build a dog house. Here are the plans. Can you do it? What do you like? This strong silent type? I'll give you $300. Should girl forever tell you you don't communicate well? Fine, $400. Fine, $500. Good. Bring your hammer. Nice to meet you. You are a very handsome young man. How do you know my nephew? Swim team. Well, that explains those beautiful shoulders. I should come to more meets. You are very handsome. I bet you have nice apps. Do you have a girlfriend? No, you probably have three. You are very handsome. I remember boys like you trouble, but very handsome. Have you met my niece? Now, you need to put a mask on. I'm on the honor roll. The honor roll? The president said, if you're on the honor roll, you don't have to wear a mask. I think you're talking about the honor system, but we still require them. Here's my report card. This is from 1990. I was also a drum major at, and in the earbook. Isn't everyone in the earbook? Now, with a baton. I'm going to go to the manager. I would like to speak to the manager. The manager? April Fools. It's not April Fools' day. Then I guess I'd like to speak to the manager. Because? Because you keep arguing with me. I'm not arguing with you. What do you call that? What? That. What? This. I'm not arguing with you. You just did. No, I didn't. And you did it again. She dressed as a bride or an ostrich. Oh, huh? Where'd they get those vows from the back of a cereal box? Oh, huh? Is nobody going to tell her what happened at the bachelor party? Oh, huh? I bet you $100 she's already pregnant. Oh, huh? I give it four years tops. Oh, huh? I'm here for my vaccine. Do you have an appointment? No. For existing condition? No. You're not eligible for a vaccine yet. I'm a scientist. What kind? The science kind. Ma'am. And I have a fast pass. This is for Disneyland. It's fast, fast, plus. What are you returning? The plant on the receipt. I see it on the receipt. Do you have it with you? No. Because it's dead. So you don't have the plant? No. Because it died. How did it die? I don't know. I forgot to call the coroner. But where is it? I guess it's in plant heaven. See, we don't give refunds for plants that have died and gone to plant heaven. Maybe it went to hell. Why would it go to hell? Because it was a bad plant. How much does this treat? $180. I mean, like this, with no lights. $180. And zero decorations. $180. Is your dead the grinch? No. Fine, I'll take a. Great. Would you like someone to carry it to your car? No, I'd like someone to carry it to your car. And then you deliver it to my house. Your address? So park in front and come down the chimney. Down the chimney. Like Santa? We can't do that. Who's your mom's scrooge? No. Are you Jewish? What about this? Does this come in dog size triple zero? We don't sell dog clothes. I thought this was a boutique. It is, but not for dogs. If I buy it, would you do the alteration for a dog? No. That's discrimination. It's not. I'm calling the pet police. They're going to put you in a cage. I think an iced coffee, please. I'm sorry, man. We have a sign on the door. It says no mask, no service. Well, I have a sign too. It says I'm an American. American is misspelled. That's called freedom. We still require a mask. Why don't you go back to where you came from? I came from the kitchen. Well, maybe you should go back there. You have to leave. Oh, I'm so afraid of you taking me to jail. No, but I'm not going to serve you. My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents are from America. Doesn't matter. You still need a mask. This is a mask. I had it painted to look like my face. I can see your face moving. Look, this is a mask. This is a mask. Ma'am, if you don't leave, I'm going to call security. Go ahead, they know me. Good, good, good, good, good. Good. I have to ask you to leave. Should we call the police? I have 911 on speed dial. There's no need to call the police. You just have to leave. I can sue you for cookie discrimination and not letting me speak to the manager. Ma'am, I'm the owner. I would like a peanut butter cookie, please. I'll take a gluten free chocolate chip cookie, please. Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. We don't allow pets, and you're not wearing a mask. I'm so sorry, you're confused. I have a face mask exempt card. I also have an emotional support animal card, an official service animal card, and an official rescue dog card. Officialism is spelled. That's our dog's spell it.