I think it was too fast for the camera. Yeah, I think it was faster than the camera right there. We could check. I think that's we could check because I don't think it was. I'll get the clap. That was a good clap. Yeah, that was really good. Best clap of the show people are saying. My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. Tell him about yourself. James. My name is Jake Surreali. Middle-Aim Ronald. I was born on my Uncle Ronnie's birthday. Had an alright weekend. Got my second vac shot. So there's a little under the weather, but staying hydrated, coming back up, coming back up. I kiss Jake. So now I am fully vaccinated as well. And Jake is fully hydrated. Just got to stay hydrated. Okay. And just got to stay hydrated, Zork. Okay. Don't get oh and shaking. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wow. You can have some. Wow. Can you tell us a little bit about the sports? Jimmy, big sports week in NFL. Draft. The baseball is going. But I'm here to talk about the Kentucky Derby. The ponies. The horses race this weekend in Jimmy. I know you love a good horse movie. Medina spirit. Basically just made one over the weekend was purchased for one point a thousand dollars. Keep a derby horse in like 30 years or something. Horse wins. Medina spirit. You're an instant fan. I'm an instant fan. I can't wait for the movie. There's two things I love. Boxing movies and horse racing movies. And there's two things I don't really love that much. It's boxing and horse racing. See, basically, it's the best movie ever made. They trained him to lose. This movie ever made. Oh, it's my number one ever. Ever. When do you like to watch it? At night when I need to relax. It's basically a noise machine for you. Oh, no, great quotes though. Sure. So do noise machines. No, noise machines sometimes terrible. That would be awful. I hate noise machines. Yeah. You are a human noise machine. No, take that back. Make a sound effect. Take that back. Okay. Got that. Timothy, in almost a breakdown, we have one of your favorites making one of your favorite things. Man, we got a breakdown in this Britney Spears sandwich. I don't know, man. I don't know. The sandwich like the ingredients that she put on her sandwich. She says she's trying to recreate her favorite sandwich that she used to have at a deli in New York. And then she just goes on to make the least New York sandwich I've ever seen in my entire life. She's basically a salad on Shabbata bread. The cheese is goat cheese, which is a sandwich. She's not a sandwich. She's then she has walnuts, which she identifies as almonds. Yeah. And she's trying to cut them, which I do want to defender on that. I think any human could make that mistake live when you're doing it. You'd really like not to really like to check the tape afterwards and be like, oh, I think she's very much slip of the nut happens to the best of us, but shredded chicken and flooring. She said she's her ball of like meat. She goes, it's shredded chicken and turkey. What? How did it get to be both in the same ball? I've got some hot takes on this. I like the final result. Oh, avocado. It looked delicious. And then pairs what she says they look like fish, but it's not. It just pairs. It looks like fish, but it's not. And then lettuce was like a spring salad. This was a salad that she put bread around. Yeah, some sandwiches do that. I mean, we've got you're right. You buy into the sandwich. The whole thing falls apart. There's no structure in there. You have this sandwich for lunch and you're like, that was pretty good, but I still need lunch. I think that's my only problem with it. But I like to wear it ended up. And I'm happy for Brittany. The main of sandwich, no mankind. No condoms. Not true. Oh. Oh, yeah. What? Jake, whatever. What did you come back? Go. I guess. Come back. What else happened in the sports world? Jimmy my diamond backs. Jake. Sakes. Jake snakes. People are talking. Deback it up. Not only are they one of the hottest teams in baseball right now. They're one of the hottest teams in love making. Connor Buckley is a former college soccer player turned eSports star. He flipped open Twitter and he said, Hey, diamond backs. My buddy, my roommate is on a date. And you go find him and then the D back social media team, which is one of the better social media teams out there. They went and found them. They put them on the jumbo. Tron, it was only the second date. The one dude, like the D backs asked him, like, is there going to be a third date? And he DM them. And he was like, yes. But I do need to talk to my roommate about boundaries. Yeah. That's probably a little uncomfortable. Actually, this went viral enough that she's probably. Yes, she's wondering a lot of things. Yeah. If we're going to keep taking steps forward in this. How many texts do you think she doesn't want that to happen again? She got so many texts from her friends like, so do you really like them? Like you really want to go on a third date? Like, you know, like, like, be honest. The stakes have been raised. Yeah. The snakes have been raised. Have you raised snakes? No, I hate snakes, man. I really do. Jake snakes. Well, de-back it up. Good job. De-backs and this date. And can I tell you something that's not sports? Yes. I have some water before you tell us. Oh, before I tell you about this story, I'm going to tell you a big goal. I got some of my nose last time that sucked. Some dude on my YouTube said, uh, drink on drink, drink on a drink, drink into the mic again. I'm not going to watch anymore. And I said, okay, cool. Thanks for subscribing. One less watcher. This story is awesome. Kid Rock was having a concert. And there was a dude there with the Colostomy bag. Do you say this story is awesome? Awesome story. Dude with the Colostomy bag, which for those that don't know, it's a shit bag on the side of his body and all the shit comes out the side of his body into the bag because he can't shit himself. And he was rocking out. And then I think people were like getting in his space or he was trying to like get some separation here and he used the one tool that he's got. Yeah. And he took his shit bag off and started swinging it around the bar. I mean, for me, you know what this is for me? This is when you discover a new party trick or a dance move or you figure out the first time, okay, I got it. The first time you hit somebody's beer on the table. And then it starts going and you got to drink it or it goes. I think this guy just discovered this with his poop bag. And because we have the Nashville scanner police police report and said this guy's happened the past two nights. So I think it happened naturally the first. So I think. Okay. This is kind of like. Don't tell twins their twins because they'll fight you. This is don't tell this dude. He's got a shit bag because he it's like an instant. Like I think he's got some good friends that read the story. I'm like, oh, they must have pissed down. Okay, that's his moves. They brought it out. Yeah, they brought it there. I probably won too many shots. He waves his shit bag all over. You know what? Let's get on this guy's side. He was partying at Kid Rock bar. What are you supposed to do? That's exactly what happened. We think that is awesome. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee who has keepers. This was a tough one. Yeah. No one. No one. Yeah. That's why we're drinking from the community water this week. And everyone's going to have to drink from it to get a little bit of our energy. We're actually doing company bonding. We have 30 straws. Yeah. And we're going to lay in the tramp that till we're done. Nobody goes anywhere till it's gone. So we're giving it to the guy who saw you out there. Yeah. I want to swindled. It's not the right word. But I had to get the outfit he made. Zach was there for there's some raw footage. Do that guy up. So the fuck out of you. He like slow played and then like I want to watch it. I was like, oh my god. Jim, the root is pointed to the mannequin. I you can say no to that. So we originally there was a shirt that I was going to buy that was like the cheapest shirt I could find in the store. And so then he sells me on this hot boy outfit, which yeah, he's right. It fit like a glove. And then he's like, oh wait, you forgot the shirt. And I said, no, dude, not getting the shirt as well. You just got me into this piece of artwork that I now have to wear a lot. Spent more than I liked on it. So good job to that guy. Not an employee here. Not our employee. Actually, well, you paid him taking money from our employees. How about a round of applause? Yeah, right? That guy always needs to be punched in the fucking face. That was a weekly dumb.