I got a new toy today. Open it up. So, this is my new purchase. From the ad on eBay and a couple of other things that I read up online, I was under the impression that it was going to be some sort of jam stick or rather version of a guitar with no real resonance to speak of. But when I got it through, it was this. It's a quite a well-made, hard plastic piece. Looking at the back, you can see that there's some strings that go through it. And there's some Allen key tuning pegs. I spent a very long time trying to tune it before I realised that that's not the way intonation works and it is in fact just this. It is quite simply six frets on a small section of neck and that's it. It's roughly the dimensions of a small guitar response. But it is purely and simply to kind of occupy yourself, strumming out chords with absolutely no sound at all, just giving you the feel of the strings. And it seems pointless but it's actually quite cool. It's amazing how much your imagination actually fills in the gaps for you. So I'm going to play your song. It's going to be an E minor. No sorry, it's going to be an A minor and E major with maybe a bit of G and C. And it's going to have a kind of Spanish feel, okay? There you go. But it is actually quite cool to take around with you. I'm going to start taking it to work with me just so I can literally just annoy people with this grapey sound I think. Very odd. I might use it for a video at some point actually. Adios. Bye.