Whiskey boys, welcome back to another video. I was feeling exceptionally down bad. Actually, hear me out, hear me out. I actually was not. Stop the cap. I just thought this video would be really funny. And apparently I got cooked on Twitter so fast I had to respond to my own tweet. What a loser! To preface, I was talking about that Twitter thread when they were changing every NFL quarterback's face to a girl. It was from a while ago, given me've never made a video on it before. Look at all the replies, bro. Papa is now officially down bad. Bro, down horrendous. No, sorry. Okay, that was kind of one. Down atrocious. Oh, there's the classic of me from the OG merch photo. I'm not looking good. I'm gonna be honest. I would not clap. Dude, redskins forever. This guy's tweets just spawn with likes. He's like the reply gone. This expects him down bad. Oh, can you guys see that? Sorry, it's not easy to make Twitter videos. It's kind of hard to everything to let get laid out. Oh, yeah, I have a ring now too. I'm officially a homosexual e-boy. Okay, so if you wear your cheeks clapped, slide my DMs. I got you. Dude, what's fire? I don't know, man. It means sus lately. It was said that you would destroy this. It's not joy. Down completely, down awful. Don't join L-hype. How does that relate to the tweet that I just... Okay. All of that is just a preface for this thread right here from June 18th, 2020. That's actually holy shit. I'm recording this on July 18th, 2021. That's some demon shit, bro. Tell me, Zach Wilson would not be the cutest girl. I need to find that picture. Oh, this bro? We're going through these first. I kind of wanted to do Smash Your Pass, but it's Loki's so sus. Yeah, whatever. Hey, oh, what the fuck? Ain't your ass gets way the law worse. I'm gonna do it. I got a fucking beat. I'm about to beat his always. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Tom Brady! This is a 100% clap. What? As an official Tom Brady hater, this hurts. I'm definitely clapping. Smash. Matt Ryan looks like a total milf. 55-year-old mom. That's a pass. I'm sorry. Drew breeze? As a pass. It's a pass. I don't know about the nose, bro. I just can't do it. That's James, right? Or is that Teddy Bridgewater? Wait, dude, I don't fucking know. I think that's Teddy Bridgewater. When he was still on the Saints, it's so sad that I need help with this. That's gonna be a pass as well. I'm sorry. Dac is such a smash. Oh my god. If this chick walked by me on the streets, I would do some questionable things. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Smash time's 100. Dude, why? Do some of them look so hot and something just looked like 80 years old? This is a pass. Also, bum QB. Jalen hurts his better. Is that Duane Haskins? I think that's Duane Haskins. He looks too much like a guy still to be totally honest with you. So I can't even make this call in good faith. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. The hair just looks like a guy. It almost doesn't even look like they're messing that they just made his hair longer. I have to pass. Aaron Rodgers? Ah, I almost got a smash just because I would almost smash male Aaron Rodgers, but I'm gonna have to pass. It's a no for me, Doug. It's my father. I actually have a staffer. Uh, it's out of the frame. Wait, can you see it? Hey, you kind of can. It's right there. Yeah, I'm moving out of California for your wondering why I'm in my California house. I'm moving out. I just got the carpet's clean. I've moved almost everything out. I'm just leaving a bed. So I can shump here if I ever want to, but I gotta get back to Michigan. Not that any of you give a shit. You're here to look at guys dressed as girls. You fucking loser. You're a loser. I would honestly probably say no, but it's staffers. I'm gonna say yes. I'm gonna say smash. Kirk? See, this is another one. He looks like a mom. He looks like a 55 year old mom. But he went to Michigan State. I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass. I'm sorry. I can't do it. No, it's Trimisky. Shit. Ah. Ah. Ah. Bro, he's so cute. It looks like he's got a little Asian in them. That's my favorite. Shee. Bro, I'm so pissed that I would instant smash. Trimisky is a girl. Damn it. I'm mad at myself for that. I just don't associate him as a starting quarterback. So, Russell Wilson. Not looking good at all. No. Man, I'm dead. I would smash Jimmy G as a guy. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna edit that out. Man. It's obvious. I mean, this isn't even one of the best pictures. There's probably significantly better. I might have to do a little Jimmy G research. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, dude. I got a ring that doesn't mean I actually want to clap a guy's cheeks. Wrong. Holy shit. He's handsome. She's handsome. We need a name. We need a girl equivalent name. What would this be? Jessica Garapolo. How do you make me act up? Lord have Marseille about to bust. Did the app make his face fatter? Or does Jeric off just have a fat face? Oh, bro. 280 or she ain't a lady. There's a scale right out front of my door. If you're not over 280 pounds, you don't step in. Mrs. Gough, you're getting let in the door. Holy shit. Why are you so fat? Dude, I want to know what happens with some of them. How does Jimmy G look the way Jimmy G does and then they do this? Like they give him pink lipstick. Also, this one just looks extra weird because you can see like his biceps and his arms and it's just so, so unsightly. I think that's what's throwing this one off a little bit more though. If it's just a face shot, I don't know. Fill up rivers. It looks so lot better than I thought. Still a pass. I expect him to look like he's like 90. I don't know how I feel about this one. There's so many Dishonewats and jokes I want to make but I'm not gonna make them right now. I don't think it's the proper time. There's a time that I will make them, but not yet. I'm just gonna laugh and move on. Oh, it just doesn't look right. You should have given her the mustache anyway. Minchumania is nothing without the stash. That's just not right, bro. That's just not right. Is that Danielle? Dude, I can't even tell it's him. This just looks like a picture of a girl. I could use this on like Tinder. Bro, what? Is this a prank? This one is weirding me the hell out, bro. Yikes. Yikes. Darn it. Seen better days, man. This is the New York Jets effect. You play for New York Jets and it just does some shit like this, dude. That's tough, that's a pass. Who is this? Dude, am I stupid? Who am I looking at here? I don't know who it is, but it's a smash. Dude, he looks like a woman politician. Or like he's a female lawyer with the suit. Oh my goodness. That's my goat right there. Josh Allen. She looks like she would start a fight at McDonald's. Josh Allen as a female would definitely complain in a restaurant and cause a scene. It would be Karen Allen. Excuse me, it's ma'am. I'm sorry, it's a pass. It's a hard pass. Dude, give me this off so much. I don't know what I expected. The saddest thing is this kind of looks like Big Bann, honestly. It looks way too close to Big Bann. It's almost like they just messed with the hair at absolutely nothing else. This is a little questionable. Oh, is that Baker? I think that's Baker. Oh my god, he's a smoke show. Smash. That looks like a porn mugshot. I'm not kidding. That looks like a casting couch mugshot right there. Samantha Burrow's first ever scene. BangBurrow's a dot count. Definitely a smash. My home's odd, dude. This would be a smash, but they left some of his like stash and beard. So now it just looks like a guy with long hair. If they crop that out a little bit, I'm game time. Little to pale there. Gotta hit the tanning booth, Mr. Car. Oh my god, Drew Locke is so cute. Smash. Oh wow, they got Herbert still in the Oregon Jersey. I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say pass. This is can't do it. The outfit fits as a girl already, like way too well. I don't know. This is the biggest toss up right here. That outfit is actually fire though. Wait, who's never nine? This is Nick Fools. This is Big Dick Nick. I'm gonna smash. It's because it's Nick Fools, not for any other reason. This is James. That girl looks like she would snap my neck. So I'm gonna go with this pass. Is that Mario Duh? Dude, sad times. Mario Duh fell out of existence basically. He was such a goat in college. Bonus coaches. I don't know my coaches very well, me telly honest. So I know this one. And that's just not a sight that I really wanted to see today, me telly honest with you. Is that Shanahan? That might be a smash. Oh, Andy. Bonus retired Cubies, Peyton Manning, not looking bad. You don't even have to change the first name. I know lots of Peyton's that are female. Is that Romo? Looking kind of heavy Romo. I let back, bud. Andrew Locke, that is not how I picture Andrew Locke as a girl, but I'm kind of into it. Hey, yo, what the fuck? Bonus, the Longs. I think this is this one's Kyloan. Absolute smash. Absolute smash. Although the arms are scary on me. That's hard pass for obvious reasons. Oh, there's more bonuses. Ryan Fitzpatrick. Fitzpatrick looks like he got some work done. Tase some hill with two different colored eyeballs. Bro. And just so I don't feel horrible about everything I've said, I'd like to get a few comments in here. Smashing all. Dude, stop. I would bang like 75% of you. That's what I'm saying. Thank you. What the fuck? Jimmy G and Patty my homes. Heron Breeze. I would pipe Mitch, Jimmy G and Watson, if I'm being honest. Dac, Jimmy G, Burrow and Kirk are only good looking ones. Ooh, you had Kirk in there, bro. I don't know about that. Bro, please stop. I'm having very confusing feelings right now. Jimmy G's still the hottest Kyby. I swear to God, Dac. Dac, as a girl, is the hottest Kyby on that list, bro. She looks like a Malaysian woman. Tell me there's something on Earth better than a Malaysian woman. You know the female belliger wants to speak to a manager. All right, well, I'm very glad that I read this. This is exactly what I needed today. I hope you guys enjoyed today's video. I want to do a lot more content kind of like this over the course of June, July. Madden's kind of dead. I understand that. I'll still post some bangers if I have them like a couple wheel of muts, but I don't want to flood you guys with shit you don't care about. So I'm excited for Madden 22 to come out, obviously, but I'll keep throwing weird shit out there. So if you got anything else you want me to do, let me know. I love you boys. I'll see you in the next video. Peace out.