Oh man, go ahead and turn around. Let me take that knife out your back. Shut up! Ah! Fuck up the way! Sup everybody. Welcome into my home. It's clean ain't it? Tired of this email? Wife cheated on me with roommate. Oh man. That's your roommate? And he went inside of your wife and they became one. Takes two to take off. She let them inside. Think about that now. He didn't force herself on. She opened them legs and said come on in. That's what she did. How harsh, when was about about six months ago? A friend of mine fell on hard times. No it's terrible. She's free and many fell on hard times. You got to help them right? You got them man. That's your friend. Oh my god man. Yeah, same song. He lost. He lost. He said he lost it his job. He lost his job. You have to put an ED on in. Correct his grandma man. He lost his job. He lost it. Had no place to go do the fact his marriage ended in divorce. That's why I picked him out. That's a real flag. There's two real flags. He lost his job. And on top of that his wife kicked him out the door. Yeah. That happens. You lose your job right? Yeah. Why are they going to kick you out in divorce? Because you lose your job. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He done something to that woman. Yeah, they kicked you out. Because he didn't done something wrong. Really wrong. Because he was such a good friend I let him move in with me and my wife of eight years. Oh man. That's terrible. Things are going good right? They ain't here man. Oh. But you know what? That's right around that seven year each they call it. Yeah. That's when your wife starts to look around for another piece. Oh god. Same thing. Yeah. It's called the seven year each. Yeah. You're looking for some more some more some more balls deep action outside the marriage. You start looking around. We do not have any kids. My wife does not work. I make clean enough to support us both due to a good wage power and clean the overtime. You know what? You're a good man. But let me tell you something. If you ain't around, even though you make a lot of money. Yeah. What's your wife doing man? She ain't got no job. Ain't got no kids. Some a lot of women like this. Even though you make a lot of money. If you ain't at home with them. Uh huh. Now you messin' up. Even though you're working for the family. Yeah. You ain't spendin' no time with me. You ain't spendin' no time with me. You always have to job. That's what they say. That's the best it comes out of them out. Yeah. Anyway, let's get on back to the email. Uh, where is that? How you ever while I was at work. It cousin of mine stopped by my house to drop off a lawnmower. He had bought from me. I previously told him that I would not be home just to drop it off and place it to my two car garage due to the fact that it's out loud. While I'm doing so, he said he could hear my wife having sex. Obsessed about the whole thing. He went knocked on the front door. And after several minutes of knocking, my wife came to the door for a stupid look on her face. She was probably pissed off that she ruined her orgasm. I want to stupid look. Well, he said he came to the door after a couple hours, right? Like a few minutes. Oh, if I say a few hours. Well, you can have all kinds of orgasms in minutes. Well, maybe she want to have more when he messed it up. Who went out? Obsessed about the whole thing. I went knocked on the door and after several minutes, my wife came to the door and stupid look on her face. Oh, he went knocked on the door. Yeah, the cousin. Oh, I thought he said he went knocked on the door. The cousin came over with the lawnmower. I knew that. I thought he called him. He came in. Man, take you to the damn store, man. Pay attention. Damn, you killed him, but damn, man. Sorry, man. Um, her hair was all messed up. He said he picked in and saw my friend come out of a rear room as if he just got dressed. I don't know what to do. Hey, man, say funny. Oh, man, it's terrible. Man, say funny. He killed him around the corner, man. He's zipping his ziplot and putting his belt nice and tight, getting his dig line straight. Because he had just busted all kinds of nuts with a female that didn't belong to him. I don't know what to think. My cousin did not say anything, though, but he told me about it. I'm so pissed on her right now. I don't know what to do. This happened a few weeks ago, but I've not said anything to either of them. If that was me, oh, his ass would have been thrown out. As soon as I got to the house, you know, you ain't even saying that. There's been a few weeks. Look here, man. You messed up a couple places. Yeah. I don't call it how happy your marriage is. Yeah. Right? If that was in your situation, I don't think I would let another man move in my house, even though my marriage is nice and stable in my life. Yeah. You don't want another son of a balls and mushrooms tip hanging around the house, man. Because he nothing good gonna come out of that. You know that, right? You just gotta know that. You ain't at the house. She's on all day and got new kids. He didn't got no job. They talking. They get to talk him before you know it. He's got the nuts hanging out. Yeah. Yeah, what time get off? Yeah. Oh, man, this is so good. This is too good to be true. Oh, man, I like him, though, man. Let's do a little fun out. Yeah. Hey, you crazy. I would never let no dude move in my house, man. I would help him find some way else to stay. Yeah. Because like you say, he's your friend. But you could bring him up in your house. Man, I would just plain stupid. But hey, you live and learn. Hey, you should you. Your friend busted him some nuts. Oh, cares.