Oh hello! Do you have a warrant to be here? Maybe there's a little bit of... A little grass growing right on here. Some happy little things. I love you, you love me. We all own our own bodies, so marry who you want And do whatever drugs you choose And when it's time, you can die with dignity by determining your own end of life plan. Paparilla! Hi, Officer Wankles! How are you doing today? I don't have to answer that question. That is correct! I'm recording you! Am I being detained? No, which I can legally do because I'm in a public place! Come back if you have a warrant! Alrighty! No, you're right! Yay! Okay, gum shoes. Carmen San Diego is in a country where socialism failed. That narrows it down to Venezuela, Cuba, the former Soviet Union, Moldova, Laos, Vietnam, Albania, and Gola. So we did some digging into your past. Oh, these are stints! They're killing me! What's we still have in solved the case homes? Why is Merrill Wann, a scheduled one drug? Elementary, Mario Atom, Nixon, and Racism. Whaaat? You okay? I don't know. Hey, man, it's all right. It's all right. We've got qualified immunity. Qualified immunity, it's not for you, it's just for me. I should know. I should know. I should know. I get to go on with my life. My favorite part is where the character says, I do not want green eggs in him. And Sam, I am says, that's fine. You don't have to eat them. That's your right. The end. It's a short book. Here we see one of the last taxi cabins all believe struggling for life. Competitors have entered their ecosystem. Do you know what imminent domain abuse is? It's when the government decides the neighborhood of Make Believe is better used by Taiwanese LCD manufacturer. Today we have a real Senator. Hello Senator, how are you doing? What is your favorite color? I would have to say blue. Me too. Tell me, why did you sell your stock right before the crash? I mean, it's literally just the tragedy of the commons, but they made it cute. And that sound means we're in international waters. I'm an Ameriobot, and sell my kidney on eBay. My dearest Rowena, today the district of attorney filed criminal charges against a two door sedan. Carmen Sandiego was hiding in a country that contains an American military base. Is she in? Australia? Bahrain? Brazil? A area, the British Indian Ocean Territory Cuba, Germany, Djibouti. We're the big red menace. Circle, square, rectangle, war factory. All right Jack, where is your gay wedding cake? I refuse to bake a gay wedding cake, and you can't force me to, it's my right. That is your right, but it is my right to kick you off of this show. Please leave. You homophobic bearded meat goblin. I just want enough to warm it up, son. I don't want to set it on fire. It's very easy to set it on fire. Well today on this old house we're at the city zoning office, because they think our new porch is two inches too close to the sidewalk. Which is f**king bullshit, because their sidewalk is too far away from the street, which they know about if they'd read any of the emails I'd sent them over the past 18 months. So join us as we raise our whole f**king gay on the f**king shit. The premiere of Thomas the High Speed Rail has been delayed. Again, and at the 10 bit coin level you receive a handsome tote bag. Square, square, square, very good. Queen! What else starts with the leather queues? Space lasers. Oh, uh. Jarmel for Desta and Hillary Clinton. Have an email exchange about hot dog. Where do we get this puppet? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, and you have a right to defend your house with firearms. With firearms.