The California Recall election is coming. Will you vote for Gabin Newsom, Caitlin Jenner, that guy with a bear, or maybe just vote for the damn bear? Bear won't raise your taxes. Bear won't greenlight a poorly thought out high-speed rail project. Bear won't violate his own mandates and eat indoors at a fancy restaurant. He's a bear. He's just gonna do bear things. The only whole bear will dig itself because the one at sleeps in all winter long, open conserve energy and limiting the need for rolling blackouts. Bear doesn't want to interfere in your life. Bear doesn't want to be your people at all. You mine your business. Bear will mine his. Didn't that sound nice for a change? Maybe we're a bell or something just in case. Vote for Bear. I mean, he's already on the damn flag.