I hope you enjoyed your nice relaxing day in Essex mate. I brought you a non-epic helicopter. I know you're going to the jungle soon. I'm having a time of my life. You sure? Was the massage alright? I'm tired back in. Absolutely fantastic. You had knots in the shoulders. I had knots in many places. Wasn't a happy ending night. I'll support you. You know what? It's fine. I'm going to be over here waiting. When you're ready you come over, yeah, Joel? Yeah, I'm just relaxed man. I'm just taking these things. I'm on the best pilot of my life. You enjoy. Thank you so much. No worries man. I'm ready, can I'm ready for you? You're relaxed. I feel like six months younger. Oh well you look it. Thank you so much. You're about to go to Australia right? Yeah. How are you feeling? Very excited I think. You like it. Yeah I mean it's beautiful. I just couldn't do it because of the spiders man. It's amazing. I use some crazy fear spiders and then and now I'm properly over it. Really? Honestly it's like if you're like scared of stuff go in the jungle and then you come out and you're just like absolutely fine. I'm not scared of anything now. Really? Pop my haircuts. Really? I'm not scared of it. I don't know how I'm scared of these bananas. Bananas. Back in the back in school people start fronly and stuff and that's a lot more fun. Oh that's a scared of bananas and stuff and I just start crying and run off and I won't always boys it was kills as well. Oh my god. Anyway what we do for you today? What for you? I mean what do you think looks cool on me? I'm thinking start with a 0.5 above the years. Yeah. Great up to probably around one one and a half around the curvature of the head and leave the length through the corners I'd say just the essentially right kind of the longness of your face. Yeah. It's nice. Like a horse. You know? Quite like a good looking horse. I'm telling you man. I know you're going to love it. I'm looking at it now and I can see the vision. I'm just looking at it and I'm just thinking wow. Yeah. So obviously what's going on? I feel the second series of Joll and Nish first of the world. So what'd you do in that? Basically we just go to like the fittest communities in the world and try and keep up with them for like a week. So this season we went to New Zealand to go sheep shearing and we went to to Heatey where they got these like legendary like stone carriers who carries massive boulders. Me and Chris actually went quite similar to show. We are doing challenges well. Yeah. Would you be crazy? We both got shows with verses in the title. Yeah. Who'd have thought? We should do a challenge on one day. We should do Joll and Nish versus the world versus Kevin and Chris versus the people. Yeah exactly. That's so many verses isn't it? If you wish you have a little competition what's the competition? I'm going to tell you a joke and then you're going to tell me a joke where you can't laugh and I can't laugh. So if I make you laugh yeah you've got to pay for the haircut but if you make me laugh all right it's a free haircut sounds good do you want to do it? I'm ready. So the stakes are high okay? The stakes are very high. I know I'm funny yes the thing. I'm going to go first. I know you're funny don't let a joke be fine you it's absolutely fine. Yeah I'm not going to laugh. What does a martial arts guru drink? Don't know. Karate. What's Buddha's favourite dip? Hummus. Fair enough. Why don't dinosaurs talk? Don't know. Because they're dead. That's really they're really I really enjoyed that genuinely enjoyed that. What did the pilots say after crashing in the sea? What? It's plain sailing from here. It's fair enough. It's a good one. I swapped my bed for a trampoline. Should I have it? My wife hit the roof. Yeah Chinese whispers was originally called Chimbrie's Christmas but they changed it to a bad communication. You like that one? I think it was the delivery. I think it was the delivery off. That was good. That was sick. Do you think I should go great gracefully? Or do you think I should? Great. Yeah. Funny you say that because I was talking to a scone about it. Yeah it's a tough one. You either go full silver fox or you die you can't go in between. That's what I mean. So you're getting to that in between stage and I'm getting a bit peppery now. Yeah and I think you should die until it goes all silver. And then it's crazy because I think all silver is very on trend. Yes cool man. Have you had some rascals here? Oh mate I've had some mad ones. I'll show you a photo of them. Oh there's one haircut. That was a proper emo vibes. Oh my god you look like you're in a rock band. Yeah proper emo. Oh look at that. That was me. That was me. Oh my god what is that in the back of your hair? That was me trying to do my own hair. I just didn't even have the back of my head. That's... I don't even want to say that. I don't want to say that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. One more. Let's move the shirt out. There we go. That's me and us. Probably. Why do you slit your eyebrows twice? Because that's what the cool people did. No they never did. No one slits twice. You know what? What's your one was it? Guys I'm genuinely finishing hair cut so... So should we do you need to pop out and get some product? Yeah I'll show you. Two seconds. Okay so we cut the cameras then for a second. Guys it's game time and this week's topic is car brand. Joel Donner are you gonna listen up? Mate your hair is looking... It looks great mate. No I'm feeling proud. It's like a Merk of art, isn't it? A Merk of art. It's just murky isn't it? Yeah it's hard to call it. I just agree with you. Yeah. I haven't seen you wonderful. If you thought like setting up like a salon yourself and stuff like that. Maybe one day. Yeah but like it's hard like I can't like I've got to need to know the vision. Yeah. Like I feel like you got a fit to see it. Yeah. No I'm saying. What? We love you. I'm so glad you're just a bit by my head. No I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on. No he's coming on man. God my hair is so weird for me. I wonder how long it would take for me to be a comedian. I think you can be one right now mate. Tracking. Maybe fine. So you've got a new car. I got a new car but it's weird because when you first get a new car. Especially if it's a fast car. Yeah. It's like algae prefer... I had you prepared for it like algae. What do you mean? Like... I said algae prefer for it. I had you prepared for it. I had you... I had you prefer for it. Okay. Like for how fast is going to be? I mean it's insane. Easy. Do you like tennis? I like tennis. I'm not very good at it but I like watching it. Do you watch it? Yeah. Who's your favourite tennis player? Maybe... Nadal? Nadal? Who you got a bit of Nadal about you? Jerk. Yeah mate. I think I got more of like a dodger fedora about me. Roger Federer. You know it's Roger Federer right? No. Yeah. So it's your name from Dodger Federer. That's how I say it. Are you like trying to get like words? Because you're just being talking normally and then you'll be like... What is it? Is it? Cars. Oh it's cars. Obviously because there was just a few moments where you were just laughing behind my hand. I couldn't help it. I was hiding behind your head. I do it with all my collabs to be fair. Yeah. Always get a word in. I'll done you well there, Charles. I'll done you well. You done me a good mate. I'm getting good at it. So obviously I've seen you're in not bad Nick. I let's be honest, Charles. Thanks very much mate. Do you go gym or not? Yeah. I like that. I don't think anyone in the comedy industry would take me seriously after I do calendar. I don't really calendar. I know. I like it. I'm into me seriously either. I reckon you could put off the poses. Do you reckon? Yeah and I've pretty much got on this mate. Can I see the poses? Yeah so like this is January. That's like I'm hiding the fact that I've got a semi. So this is this is like February. You're a month in. You're starting to work. You're starting to work. Oh yeah. It was a little time ago. It March. It's starting to get warm. So I've just gone for like a Oh yeah. Cover it up the fact that you've got like a hickey. Yeah and then I'm in April. It's birthday month. I thought one of these. Oh I like that. I like that. Cheeky. One of these. Cheeky. Yeah yeah yeah. And after that it's just kind of more like sexy like. Yeah. Like maybe one of these. Oh I like that. Leg up. Leg up. Leg up. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I like that. Mate. Mate I'm not going to go to myself. You look absolutely fantastic. Cheeky. It's man. Right. There you go my friend. Mate I think I look 30% more handsome. I forgot I had this on I think. Yeah. I feel good. I think you look smart. Oh this is this is fantastic. Thanks very much for this. Sorry I'm so not supposed to touch it. It's been a pleasure. It's been a pleasure to be in your house. Thank you. And I hope you like the new trim. Oh I really love it. Take this just before you go. That's all right. I thought I was going to cheer you. I'm sorry mate. Just give it a literally gonna. Yeah no cheer will leave like this. Yeah yeah. Thanks man. Cool. Cheers. All right. See you later mate. Quite cold actually. Yeah. Yeah. No yeah. He's a little bit chilly today. Tense and so hot right now. Bye. Like it?