I can't believe you got married. I know I know I'm not a good eye. No, I just think that so I mean all my friends I just think you're the sexiest. They're always asked me you know what's he like? I'm like okay. I keep telling you Wow, what was I mean where did you guys? Would you be I hate to be No, no, I just wonder if you would could you fetch me my cup? Oh, yeah, thanks for I don't want you to be uncomfortable. I just want to watch you get this Thank you very much indeed No, you know, there I just want you to know really for real I have about 25 girlfriends who are madly in love with you who are really upset that I'm here and they're not at the all Please, please, please it's too late to suck up to me now No, I think it's for you. No, I think it's for you. No, because I'm a little shy Are you sure? When it comes to talk shows and things and I really didn't want to do Any more talk shows but my publicists sent me some tapes of you and then I developed a small crush Many other women have as well I find this I find this fascinating so Do you have like a lot of couples have this thing where like you can have a fantasy list of people you would be a list Yeah, yeah, well last time I was here. I was talking about entourage and I played the list girl that's right show and That episode actually brought up a lot of stuff in our relationship because we always did have the list But then we kind of realized when you're in the business and you're meeting certain people Yes, maybe it's not appropriate to have the list because like say perhaps you were on my list Am I on your list? You may have been on the list Greg Ferguson And now I think my husband's probably watching the show like trying to see if I'm throwing you any signs like But I don't think he's gonna notice this at all I mean this is really subtle Yeah, yeah, no, he's not gonna see he's not gonna notice anything No, that's what Look at this stuff. I'm gonna point to my pants and then It's going too far when you go to this but again, the point where you point to your pants Little obvious. Yeah, that's too much Last thing I saw you it was in New York City and you were where have you been? What have you been doing? We were making the return of Jezobal James again. So we're the return of Jezobal James. Do you make that here in LA? No, we shot it in New York. Ah, that's why you didn't call me You didn't call me Remember You didn't call me no you were meant to call me I called you I told you Going to the West Village because you used to live down there No, I used to live in East Valley to right there You got that Let's go to the restaurant in the West Village Call me and you totally pull me up Don't touch more truth You stood me up Parker pulls you everybody So you have kids now I believe I've got two really yeah, that's nice congratulations And I hear you have one and I've got another phone to pick with you as you say in the old country You said you were never gonna get married again. I did yeah, you like yes, I like Yeah, I like I'm just gonna leave it right there Why are you good married? Yeah, I know but I might not have done if I know you were gonna get married again Well, I I So you we met see Don't you mean your boss does you know what happened? So I tweeted like seven or eight times at night and the front well, I started to follow you better or else So here's here's my thing about following you on Twitter, right? So I watch your show and I fantasize about what Craig Ferguson is doing at night We Craig So in my mind In my mind you work really hard all day you do your show I mean you were really hard all night really tonight film your show and then you go home And maybe like put on a smoking jacket and you're like watch old like Don Rickles tapes and you like We were eating a stick dinner and smoking a cigar and basically what you're Twitter Everyone can have their own fantasy about But then I read your tweets and it's like going into the kitchen for some cheesy poofs or Sorry my Sausage fingers made a typo and it just I feel like well I get that from my husband like my husband makes of a twin-waring and each So you like you'd like me to to say you on the Twitter. Oh Pitting on my smoking jacket and getting a cigar ready to watch the old Rickles tapes Maybe this once just one I'll do tonight. Thank you So what do you want me to say that I want you to take those sausage fingers of yours Yeah, I want you to just Type me a lovely Pain a picture for me about what Craig Ferguson is doing at night that does not involve cheesy snacks in the kitchen Please just once that's all I have to do What what a lovely dress you look sensational I want for you really? What in order to sell it to me? My plan is to seduce you just me. Yes, I heard your big flirt and I like flirting I Really do I love it really you follow old man around look with no I like the ones who engage back. Oh well. I I shoot I Absolutely Show me what you got no you can't put me on the spot like that say show me what you got you go Work until a little bit by me dinner and we'll just run under must my hair come on Nothing I am Jeff and I'm no longer gay Back right time End it That's it we're out of time we got it we got it really did it. Yeah, we made it happen. Yeah Thanks Craig It's been my pleasure. No, it's been mine Not sensing some kind of I really loved every second of being here really you're faking it nope Wouldn't do that Every woman has fake to at some point Not on your show What That looks like a pile on your desk what is that yeah in a way as it's a large snake cup because I'm insecure about my penis Have you ever come across that before I've ever come across your penis? Well, have you chancy? No, but you're one of the comedians that I would have had sex so they know you're married man now So I would never do that now of course neither would you I hope and I Thought you were very sexy the first time I came on I did and then I fed up you were sober and I was like oh forget it I remember when you that I Believe in the You should have seen me when I was drunk well, we're out of time. I was so fast. Yeah, no, I mean not when I fast not fast It's okay. Don't be embarrassed. I was excited It was perfect. It was just perfect absolutely perfect if we do it again it longer. No, it's okay It was great. I'm gonna tell all my friends that it was wonderful. Thank you so much You said that before I Never All right You know what I have to say for me life ambitions pretty much done. I'm gone I know I just been Congratulations to you both it's a fantastic show and the other just no, that's alright fight that you may want to balance them up All right, I'm just an ass clock It's not quite what food. I was thinking you'd make a great talk to you. I'd love to be doctor who they never let me do it though Well, I know I think we should come to I'm to have ruined myself No, I'm not mysterious enough look you're so wow That is mysterious. No, no, I couldn't do it. I'm stuck see. Oh, what? Yes Really, yeah, I think you could be your sex you're sexy too That's because you see my bump we think you have well Interesting though having now not seen your bottom, but actually it wasn't your bottom Yes, I now want to see your bottom even more than I did before I saw If you know what I mean you'd be disappointed Not as much as you'd be if you saw my bottom I Do too in an American sort of way well I am an American I've been here 15 years though So are you a citizen? Yeah, I got my tattoo and everything That's it it says join or die. Oh, you are such a badass You should come be on the sons of energy You're a badass. Yeah, no, I have three tattoos. Do you wear wear this one here and other places? I