So one snowy morning I made a snowman, a feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman. So I made a snowwoman. The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest. Then a gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. Next, the vegans at number 12 complained about the carrot nose as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. Also, I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. The Muslim gent across the road wants the snowwoman to wear a head scarf. Then someone called the cops who showed up to see what was going on. And I am told the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter. Yeah, if it's up your ass, then my phone was seized and thoroughly checked while I was blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. Then I was on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time. They asked me if I had any accomplices. The news spread and finally from nowhere ISIS just claimed responsibility.