On distant planet Zark, we find the empty red space craft of our hero, the bold Space Man spiff. Uh-oh, up ahead the rocks are charred with death ray blasts. A violent struggle took place here. And only the tracks of a large sinister alien leave the scene. What has happened to the Earthling Explorer? Kelvin, this is humiliating! I don't want to go! Let me down! Space Man spiff is being held prisoner by hideous aliens. What do they want with him? Spiff is soon to find out. Our hero is called before the alien potente. Where it becomes clear that Spiff is about to be sacrificed. To appease the evil god they call knowledge. Up to the blackboard, hurry up! Staring death in the face, our hero thinks best. And she encloser to the sacrificial pit. Spiff slowly and smoothly, which is for the tiny atom blaster concealed within his belt. Yeah! Alright you blood-sucking mutant chromosomal disasters! Nobody move! I'm outta here! Kelvin, give me that rubber band right this minute! I said nobody move! Spiff escapes, the dank and smelly corridors of the alien fortress are deserted. All the aliens had gathered for the spectacle of the hero's demise. The fearless space explorer makes it to the planet's surface, but the alien queen is in pursuit. Kelvin, get back here! Spiff jumps into the cockpit, pressurizes the launch thrusters, and... Blast off! Our hero is safe! Kelvin, what are you doing home? It's not even noon! Uh, they let us out early today. There was um, a gas leak. What? Does anyone know you left? I'm calling the school. Don't waste your time! Everyone was evacuated! There's nobody there! Hello? Elementary school office, please. Our hero hadn't counted on running into a dark enforcer ship. Spiff's evasive maneuvers come to not! This could be the end! Boy, I sure got in big trouble today. Mom hit the roof when she found out I just left school. What happened? She drove me back and we had to talk to my teacher and the principal. They talked about my study habits and now I've got extra homework. Ooh, and Dad is going to check it every night to make sure it's done right. Can you believe it? So try to do an extra good job now, okay? Your lucky tag is just so smart.