If I see my homie getting jumped by some Samoans like I'm gonna jump in and help those Samoans beat the dog shit I first of all matters fuck that you put me in that position to choose and I don't know what the fuck you did to piss off the pack of Samoans there's some of the most loving people I've ever met how you about to die by all seven of them I'm not gonna be getting my ass whoop with you fuck! Get this nigga! UGH! HMM! HMM! Hey, oz, hey, school, let's go, I got this nigga, I got this nigga. What the fuck are you doing now? I ain't no bitch you feel me? Like if a Samoan cut me in line, like got a Walmart or some shit then I guess I was just saving his spot because obviously he and Arrest she got something to do that's why he cut me like I'm not a selfish person like ooz why are you even waiting in line this yo line and this is yo Walmart like I'm nothing to say nothing I don't want no problems like I like living I've kind of gotten used to it I ain't no bitch if a Samoan come up to me and take my phone right out of my hand then I guess it was never my phone why would I deprive him of a cell phone then that makes me the bad person okay and I am obviously he got to call his grandma or something I want everybody to talk to today grandma I'm a giver I'm a child of God and I'm not trying to meet him no time soon because I'm not trying to die for no fault ooz you're going to charge her okay the bill is doing two weeks okay I'm a wire you the money so you can get that you know what I got to get a new phone anyway obviously so I just pay it when I'm there you know it yo I ain't no bitch if I get into a fight with a Samoan then I guess I'm playing dead on his first swing even if he missed I'm hitting the floor sleep TKO inception the first punch is gonna kill you anyway but that's not the point look if you fight one you got to fight the whole family so you're never really fighting once a moment you're fighting 47 47 of their cousins beating your ass that means you're getting your ass look for the next month and a half you're not gonna even make it fast a week you're gonna be dead by Tuesday because you know 30 out of 47 that those Samoans are built like my we're from Oana like if I get into some shit with a Samoan I'm apologize even if it was my fault ooz my bad okay I don't want to die I'm sorry I got finals next week I don't want to die before final you know what fuck that nigga won't I ain't no bitch if a Samoan step on my shoe without apologizing to me then I guess I'm apologizing to him I'm a little clumsy I need to watch where I'm walking at that moment I realized my foot should have never been under his ooz my bad okay I apologize did I get the bottom of your shoe dirty we're still going to my parents house right no no baby why not the T-code what what the T-code are you talking about I am so confused grandpa grandpa okay I don't know who you are right now but you need to calm down bingo bingo the bingo dot o auction what are you saying the auction I'm gonna get out so I'm gonna give me a Samoan girl Samoan girls ain't never did nothing to nobody they never did nothing to nobody Paul and even women are some of the most beautiful creatures on this planet I thank God he blessed the earth with you we do not deserve y'all but I couldn't date a poly here's why first of all I'm kind of ugly okay y'all deserve the best I'm not there yet too if we date then break up I don't want all 47 of your cousins to break up every bone in my body like I like my bones together unbroken I don't want to take the risk of hurt on both sides like I know bitch I ain't calling off nothing I be in that relationship waiting for her to break up with me and then once you finally does I'll just need to make sure everything smooth so baby we should we straight right you don't have anything against me at all right nothing bad to say about me to your family right so we stray your brother and I went from here at the house and uh they you're not saying there's only one saying I'm not going home I ain't no bitch if I'm Samoan take my food right off of my plate then that asks we got a real fucking problem because I need to watch where I put my food at that moment I realize that's his plate and whatever is on his plate is his food I'm not selfish okay I want everybody to eat because if you don't eat you're gonna die and I'm not about to fight no Samoans over no food that's the last thing you want to fight a Samoan over I understand you not you when you hungry and I don't want to know who he not when he don't eat oh my bad okay my food your food you should have never been on my plate let's go to Denny's loose okay oh me I just got my tax return what the fuck is money are you are your cousins coming to okay one two eighty six damn oh so we're gonna have to push a couple the few tables together but fuck it we don't have to push two Denny's together give me this that's mine no it's not it ain't it ain't it's like a computer oh my bad okay oh my bad if this helps cool this is your cool license and register oh my bad I got the wrong car I couldn't see these not even my prescription lenses I get cars mixed up when I'm not wearing my prescription glasses do you want these I pulled you over by accident thought you were going over the speed limit ain't no limit on you you go as fast as you want to go why did you even stop when I turned on the sirens you don't stop the police police stop for you I'm gonna go ahead and write myself this ticket because I was clearly out of line oh I'm not even a real cop it was a joke oh Anthony Griffin officer Anthony Griffin come in new walkie who this oh I'm sorry man where you going you going to church you want me to give your police escort to church because I know you're going my way know you I won't everybody to see they grab my own time hey oh so we good though right then you're we good right oh what oh so we good right why you not saying that why you not saying that oh why you not saying whoa don't call a tongon a Samoan from my past experiences the shit is disrespectful in high school I call my friend Russell a Samoan almost died that day I cheated death don't classify all pollinations as Samoans and I know my non-pollinations out there like well Griffey how can we tell what are they they're there some pollinations out there they can't even tell but exactly what's going on my Samoan brother Samoan Samoan I know Samoan I'm tongon what do I look like a Samoan to you yeah no I don't know you think tongons and Samoans look alike you don't huh you don't think so huh talk oh my bad bad it's like I want to die your talk oh oh yo I ain't no bitch if a Samoan try and take my car my price possession my only transportation my reason to live then I guess I'm dead then the car was never really mine at that moment I realized that I was just leasing it from him see that's how nice Samoans really are you buy a car with your own money and they let you drive it around thinking it's yours he can come get it whenever he won't I know that Samoans be busy what if Oos got to pick his grandma from church I want everybody to pick they grandma from church that's way more important than me going to work fuck my job I don't even know why Samoan will want my car I want the best for my Oos so my car is a fucking downgrade my car is trash at Samoans are too damn big for my car he gonna be in that bitch looking like Fred Flintstone if fuck around poke them big ass feet out the bottom of the floor board and get out my fucker running start literally he gonna be looking like the little kid in the yellow and red fish or price call I know bitch if a Samoan take my girl then I guess she was never mine I was really protected her from anybody else wanted to get her until Oos was ready for her because I'm a good person I'm not selfish what if his grandma want him to bring home a nice girl I want everybody to have a happy grandma I'm a good guy I don't want to come in between the two and I don't want Oos to split me into I like living my life as a whole person I've gotten to use to nine times I had a 10 to bitch annoying anyway he just gonna bring her back yo I ain't no bitch I'm a good ass friend and if I see any of my friends getting jumped by Samoans then I really didn't see anyone getting jumped by Samoans hello you're anyone there as a young adult I was always raised to my own business anyway and I don't know what raffle you insert to win that ass weapon I go to church I don't need that shit if you get in your ass beat I'm worried about you I really have but you have to worry more about me because if I help you who gonna call the ambulance if we both dead I can't stress this enough so Moans are some of the nicest people you will ever meet in your whole entire life how the hell do you piss off all 68 68 it's just the first wave I asked whoop is you getting you get your ass jumped by Samoans it's kind of a big deal you fight one you fight them all you got family coming from Washington Utah the Bay and New Zealand you just started a family reunion for beating your ass