Okay, all right, hey internet, Peter here. Here's the tweet. Bugs, Daffy, Roadrunner, the Looney Tunes, the Marine Melodies. Undeniably superior to any contemporaneous Disney cartoon. That was my take this morning, and now I want to just do a tier list of them. This is a little bit of an iffy boy here, because there's a, this is the 100 ultimate cartoon pro tags, which is kind of a weird name. And there's a lot of dudes in here that I don't care about. But we're just going to do a subset of these. I haven't watched the Horseman show. Optimus is cool, but that's not the purpose of today. We just want to talk about Disney and Looney Tunes boys. All right, so I'm going through the lesson. The first one I see that is recognizedably Disney or Looney Tunes Warner Brothers is Scrooge McDuck, who is the pinnacle of Disney cartoons. He's a beat here. It doesn't get any better. Now, here's where we get pretty edgy Mickey. He caps out at C tier. And he's, I would say on average, he's a D tier, but I'm being sort of generous in giving him the C tier. His voice drives me bananas. Unlike bugs, Bunny, he doesn't have like an upsettingly attractive gender flipped counterpart, like Looney, who obviously, I don't even need to tell you you already know. Again, there's a lot of junk in here. Although Warner Brothers characters, Batman, Superman, we'll get to this later. Look, I don't even, by the way, I don't need, I don't need, okay, bugs. Bugs Bunny, S tier character, flawless, mischievous, puckish, beats you with cleverness. Is it necessarily nice? He's mean, but he will make a pie. He will bake an entire cake while you're falling over so that your face falls genius. Again, I, a show that's great. Don't know who these people are. Popeye. I don't have an opinion about Popeye. Finn's cool. I don't know who any of these people are. Maybe I may have a state going to this list. This seems like this is Woody Woodpecker, which I believe is like a Carlton or something like that. He's not in the zone. And here's Tom. Tom, by the way, is a, he's a beat here. But if Jerry's in here, is Jerry in here? He's not. This list is garbage. All right. If Jerry were in here, teamed up, they would make an A tier. Why are there so few Disney boys? Like, I don't care about Rugrats. All right. This list blows. I want a better one. Let's do a better one. Partunes. Let's just do the loony tunes. Best loony tunes show characters. Okay. All right. First of all, don't know who these guys are. Bugs. We've already established A. This is like a recent one. Now, we're not using this list. Okay. This is pretty. This is, all right. As we always established bugs. S tier. You can do no better. Foghorn, leghorn. I love him. But you just can't avoid that he's got a little bit of the like racist vibe. I love this monster boy. He's cool. The Martian. Super awesome. Peppie La Pue. All right. So, all right. So let's talk about Peppie La Pue. I know what you're all thinking. We're not going to get into the particular stuff like the problematicness. Watch those cartoons again because most of them are not about sexual harassment. There are definitely that vibe is absolutely in there, but not all of them. In fact, I would say the minority of them are that said, listen, I love speedy Gonzalez. But yeah, he's going to have to make his time down there. Not has not age. Great. We would, uh, you would pick her roadrunner. Super awesome. I know what you're thinking. Like, Taz is like the like pre irony tier. Like he's like, you're like 2007, like peak coolest dude. Everyone with who I like the like, like, Taz, like tough guy shirt in high school. They were like the coolest kids in high school. Uh, but, uh, even the post irony phase can't get him below. Uh, why like coyote? Uh, can't, can't beat him. All right. Let's talk about why the cake. First of all, uh, definitely goes and super awesome. I want to talk about Acme real quick. Um, in the Acme business when Wiley is trying to catch, sorry, while the coyote is trying to catch the road runner, the Acme products all work as they're supposed to. Uh, and then it's like Wiley, it's his like his own goofiness, his own like, uh, the schemes that that backfire. But when Daffy uses Acme weapons, such as the descending graining ray, they don't work as advertised. That's weird to me. Um, I don't know much about the switch, not into it. Uh, I'm a new Sam, Sam. Sam, Sam is pretty cool. All right. I've done some reflecting. I've done some growth on Peppy and Yama. I'm going to keep them down in the, the not great Tweety bird. I can't stand. I can't stand. Tweety bird Sylvester. Super awesome. I know what you're thinking. Like there's maybe not enough differentiation between Daffy and Sylvester. I like them looking at each other here. Um, uh, Porky. Very cool. You know what? Porky, very cool. Porky, very cool. Porky super awesome. Uh, we're going to put Elmer Fudge right next to you, Sam. They need to have the same kind of eye contact that Sylvester and Daffy do. They are, um, who is this? Who is this? I remember, I remember this guy. I like this bird. Uh, and, uh, I don't remember enough about you. So I feel like, I feel like this is, this is this list here. We're going to hit Save and Download here. Please don't let me save this. Okay. Cool. And now let's do the same thing with, uh, Disney cartoon characters. And we'll just put the two together. And I, yeah, don't make it like, uh, yeah, I went like the classic Disney comics, uh, the cartoons. Not like the, the animated movies. Yes, you're not these guys. Um, absolutely not. Mighty ducks. Uh, absolutely not on that. Um, Disney characters. Let's do Disney cartoon characters. Disney cartoon characters. I want the Mickey Mouse and company. What's cartoon Fridays? See, I'm, why is this empty? Um, maybe I'll just do like, make cartoon hotties male. Red flags. Red flags on here today. Uh, Mickey Mouse characters. Okay. What the hell is this list? It's like, this is like, um, art, the archduke of, I, it's like Henry VIII. This is either like King George, the fourth or like Kaiserville home. Um, it's this list. Anyway, let's do this thing. Um, no, this one sucks. Um, Mickey Mouse clubhouse characters. They're all 3D. Yes, I know what you're thinking. Maybe Peter could have organized this before keeming mouths. Maybe I could have organized this before I got into it. Um, no idea what these things are. These are the actual original shorts. Um, what was like the Mickey Mouse cartoons called? You know, like I want, um, like goofy and stuff. Mickey, can I have a type like Mickey and goofy and get like the list? Oh my god. Is Disney cartoon characters? Disney, two characters. Um, and I am just having this the roughest time. Maybe I should type in like pro-Disney ultimate tier list. Oh my god. Look at this. This doesn't even have Mickey in it. But. And yeah, I know we're all looking for the same thing. Nope. No sex positives. Quarrel. Um, all right, let's do this. Let's do this. So, uh, like I said, Mickey is like caps out at a B. And really, I'm on average. He's a C. Uh, goofy's an idiot. I don't have time for goofy. My time is valuable. Many over here. Uh, what's this duck's name? It's not a Duffy. What's the duck? What is the name of the duck in Disney? Donald. Yeah, Rachel's gonna kill me. This is the dog. He's, uh, he's Pluto. He's cool. Uh, D tier, D tier. No Lola. Funny anywhere. Uh, there's weights. I'm gonna get a D tier. No Lola. Funny anywhere. Uh, there's weights. Many characters here. Anyway, I think what we've established. I think everyone will agree with this. Is that, uh, uh, more brothers cartoons. Better than Disney cartoons. Uh, thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Let's keep the thing under 10 minutes. And.