Now listen in ladies, this is it. This is the entire Westminster investment bank vault. But if you all look very carefully, you will see one tiny little detail. There is no fucking bank vault. It's all ones and zero nowadays. And that's what we're going to be stealing here. Bits and bites and that's arguably a fucking crime. Hey, you motherfucking... Will you stop fucking about with it? Fucking shooter! Oh! Anyway, what I've worked at is that this bank system, it's already fucking open for crime's sake. It's like taking candy from a fucking retard. All we've got to do is log in, make a transfer to Switzerland, and then we can all fuck all back home and watch the antiques road show the Olympics Easter. There's a whatever else the fuck is on the fucking telling. Security is as tight as the Queen's arse. So I want you all listen very carefully to what I've got to say to you. Mr. Plus here is our man on the inside. Here's what we call our Trojan rubbish bin. Now, it's essential that we all synchronise our wristwatches. Mr. Pascal, no fucking checkin' in on fucking Facebook. All right, girls, let's go to work. Go, go, go, go! Now the mainframe is controlled by something called the Rexana scan, and it will only open for the manager, but I don't think we're gonna have to have too much trouble with it. What are you fucking laughing at? What do I look like, Mr. fucking bean? What's wrong with the inside? Then we log in to the mainframe, and then all the money is ours. Come and hurry up, you asshole pirates. I'm coding as fast as I can. Oh, no ex- What? It's open source. It's open, but it's good, and it a eucocsmit. Not really, it means it's still secure. And robust. I thought you were supposed to be an expert on the Java. I lied. I'm just a Java certified programmer. You scult fucking cunt waffle. And JVM implementations. What's up? Oh, it's been fun. It's been fun. It's something else. Try hacking the source code of the cross-level. Oh, some fucking thing. It's already available. For free. For free? It's the Java virtual machine. It's a platform that runs all languages. With a Java platform, we can do anything, but it still runs at speeds comparable to optimise native code. That's fucking brilliant, that is. Have you seen this? This is fucking brilliant. I used to think computers were just for joke enough. But something happened that day. I think I found real freedom and a passion for more. You