Hello, I'm Elliot Moon. And I'm Christian Bale. Just kidding. It's me Kevin. It's Kevin. Thank God, you're so thinking. Kale? Yes, thank you. How is that? Which green? But the reason why I chose Christian Bale is because I was just on Christian Mingle. So well met. And if Christian Mingle sucks because you have to pay for everything, and I feel like Jesus wouldn't want to charge you for Christian Mingle. Jesus wouldn't charge you for dating. He would share with everyone fish and bread. And the love. And love. We are starting fitness journeys, but we have... Kevin already started his fitness journey. I did already start mine, but I didn't want to be pretentious and not be able to include you. It's fine. It's fine. Well, our journeys are different. So it is fine. So Elliot is training to join the Gluclos clan. Well, I don't agree with his choices. I support him as a friend. It's not factual whatsoever. And if you are involved in that, you need to go fuck yourself immediately. Anyway, I saw a trailer today for Black Clansman. It looks really good. Wait, isn't it moving? Yeah, it's a news-spikely movie. This Black guy has a cop, and then he like, he finds the Gluclos clan in the yellow pages. So he calls them. And he was like, hey, hey brother, I just want to tell you, I don't like this. And I don't like Jews, I don't like Negroes. And they were like, well come on and join. So he has like the guy who plays Kylo Ren at him driver, like impersonate him. I mean, obviously he's playing a character, but it's really cool. Part of the reason I want to health and fitness journey is to crawl out of a deep morbid depression. That just turned off. Because we can't. We haven't seen him. We are reporting for that all. You know, we don't really need one, we can do it. It does take. Just me, it's Mark. You know, I'm a victim. I know. Get all of that ironed. You know the key to being a good dad is being calm. I thought I was knowing how to operate a camp. No. Mom's going to operate a camp as no-a-days. Well grown up, my mom did it on the camera operator. My dad did you see Berlin? That's not weird. 5G twins. What behind you? Every melon in the gill is only an end that comes around to the end. I have a tangent deficit disorder. Alright, so we are brothers. My name is Kevin Moon. My name is Elliot Lawrence. Jesus Christ. With our powers combined, you guys are familiar with Captain Planet. Hearts. Salvation. Repentance. White Bouts in. Just wipe out all of it. Just stop sinning. Stop eating shrimp. That's a sin. I'm honest. What's your fitness journey? I need more energy in general. I want to get more flexible again. I was a certified yoga instructor I am, but I don't think that's something that you should charge for. I'm not going to apologize for saying that. I've learned a lot of valuable information from yoga instructors that I think I can use to get more flexible and less miserable all this time. I need to, what do I need? What do I need? I need to strengthen my heart by doing cardio exercises and also strengthen my lower body. I used to do cardio, I used to pass out really easily. My blood pressure isn't very high and I had communication issues between my brain and my heart. I'd like to improve that and also get... BOTH! STWAAA! What are your goals, Kevin? My goals is to get the perfect dad bod. You just have to start calling people cheap. A sport? No, it's not called matting sport. It has to be a good sport. My goals are to reflect on the things that make me happy. My goals are to increase flexibility, flexibility and mobility so that I can do squats because I have trouble with those. I'm also so hard to get injuries. We're clearly in a very laid back wispy... Where's my toy? Just like cozy, cozy... I keep looking at the monitor. I'm sorry, I'm not looking at you enough. I'm looking at the monitor. But I want to look at you more. Is there a thought that's spinning through your mind? So basically we're going to try out different things and see how it works on our bodies. And hopefully that can give you the motivation to achieve your fitness goals, whatever they may be. Yeah, that's it. Okay, you know, that's kind of short and sweet, simple. Godspeed. And God bless America. Make America... Skate again. Make America eat grapes again. America never eat grapes. I don't have to explain myself. I remember when we had the Gladiator Games, our president, Julius Caesar, would sit while his fellow American Fred him groups. It's fellow American Fred him groups. Do you want to play Starcraft? I like playing Tarant. Tarant. I had some pre-marital sex. The marital, at least it was protected, right? It was not protected. And I know Jesus is watching. Yeah, he's watching the whole time. He can be caught in rewind. And that's what helped me. Yeah, I did Jesus watching. Just really got me going. Jesus watched this. I met Jesus. And then I just imagined him looking down like this. But then, so the next day, I was hanging out with her. But then, as the day was ending, we went to a store and she saw... It was like Mickey Mouse or Minnie Mouse, like baby 1D. And she was like, oh, I want a baby. And then, I was like, but then for a moment I was just like, yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Hi, Triomphe. And I've been torn ever since. You know? So... Babies are great. Babies are great. Children, tiny humans. I watched them and they were just seeing them with the baby today. And I was like, oh, look at that baby. Okay, I guess we're good. Are you good? We're good. We got this. You know, all we kept to be safe is if I had this fidget spinner. That would have... Who needs sex when you have a fidget spinner? She's like, you want to have sex? How do they like it? Yeah. You want to have sex? I'm good. I got this. All right. Okay, we're good. All right. Press cut. All right. Press cut. Cut. Cut. Cut. Oh. Oh, this...