Hey Grandpa, where do you keep the mayonnaise? What was that? You want to know our origin story, eh? Sure. Well, and all starts with Operation Crossroads back in 46. Not Operation Castle in 54 like your money thought. I looked a lot like you in those days. Your dad takes after your grandma. Anyway, we didn't wear clothes back in my day. Although I did sport a pair of bunnies. Clean as a whistle except round back. His grandma's still alive. Yes, and we're happily buried. Anyway, there I was in the pool. I'm using an engine white to look at. Along with other members of our kind of way, they're home in and around, making it home. Then your dad hatched. Hi! So eight years came and went, and by that time it was the 50s. Now remember, these were the days before Dr. Phil so parenting was still a trial and error kind of thing. So when I wanted your dad to go for metering's energy beams, well, I made a slight error. Ah, nuts! Anyway, I went straight to Tokyo to wrestle me with some plastic surgery. When some weirdo with an eye patch decides to do it, I have the regret! God, God, I'll be cut, I caught it. You need a tiny bit of catastrophic collateral damage. Anyway, while I was getting turned into a robot, I sent your dad out to the Commandoorski Kaju boarding school. No, bearing sea. Where you got his accent somehow? Does anyone have any worst? I can't listen to Uhtama Lonoia's son say without worst. You might just give me a ball of lyca with only two strings. You would like both no, the Dutama Lonoia solcers to the cheap knockoff of Tors' Tanya Nyejiella. Okay, admittedly, the Eastern European thing doesn't make any sense in retrospect, but this is the part of the flashback that is suddenly allowed to be introduced to the Commandoorski School, Soleil. Gebra! He was in order, A1. Pick down your dad for a whole fortnight back in 69. Until that faithful day when he repeated Myr from years prior. Ah! I LAST! And there you have it! The origin of your dad and I. Pretty slow, huh? Sure, I guess. What about the mayonnaise? Hop, show up for the fridge. All I found was a maintenance. If the oil is mentioned there, then what did I rub on my own? Hey, Grandpa, then what happened? Well, here's how it went. I have now grown into a whiffledged adult to touch the lucky exposure in the bearing sea. Ooh! How would you like to go back through Tom to see the error of your childhood? I as an adult here. Let's do it. Yep, looks like that was here. I'm Sarah Zaw's clone. Argg! Oxygen destroyer backfire! Odo Island will power at Minusak puppet. I wonder if I'll ever get forced choked into going crazy. I'm second on me. This is not destroying your own gang. You're here. And so, that's when I told Godzilla you're not going to win, Pee not brain, so I even try. Wait, that was kind of mean. Sorry. Aren't you supposed to be some kind of a ghost? Not until 77, and then maybe I'll do some time traveling to narrate random scenes. That is all. I told the egg back to infant island. It hatched and my kids are going to cocoon even silk. You're not going to win, so I even try. Yeah, I can't wait until I start winning again. But then he's a wolf sweater! I would happen to hurt twin sister. Oh! Now that the planet takes people, have escaped into the future, it looks like we can finally return to... Oh! What the? Now to play out my fantasy of how that meeting with the Earth meant should have panned out all those years ago. Dance for me, Godzilla of the Future. And then awaken. I know thanks to Die or the Giant Condor, but it didn't get rid of my foot fungus. Hello, that's all. I'm planning on running for Congress in about 40 years. Can I come on you to be one of my constituents? What's your position on fun? And they're having their off? Why did you take me out of school, little girl me? To teach you the ropes of being me before you become me, under me. By the way, I'm going to call you me up for the sake of use. I prefer me, me, me, me, me, me! If we're going to do nicknames. Me, me, me, me! Ha, there, I'm tend to become that kind of president about a decade or so, but before that, I'm going to set up a quote unquote monster island here on Sogel, after the thaw, of course. After what thaw? Oh, you'll see. Now about that nickname debacle. Just remember you two, unless both sides win. No agreement can be permanent. Godzilla, darling, it will never work between us. I'm just not interested in a relationship. Well, the guy can thrive, can't he? Maybe my wandering eye got ahead of it, yet. By the way, darling, you need only you sub one eye, right? I guess. Oh, I'm now going to warp Godzilla and Minya to the future for no apparent reason here. Huh. Reverse warm. Thank you for flying imagination airlines. Next up, a totally cool island full of monsters that was created by a mounted XB of future president of Jimmy Carter. Why did you take me out of school again? So we could apologize to someone we've wronged. Again, we're so sorry about. None said my fault entirely. I should not have made you the target of my belligerent bullying. Incidentally, would you care for a sip of a particularly pleasant potion? That transmogrifies the drinker into a more prodigious version of him or herself? It definitely is it sugar water? If that's what you're thinking. I don't think I need anything like that. But my bad might be interested. You should see him when they're done converting him to a cyborg, given about five more years. Oh, my, I'm such a huge fan. You're the guy who inspired me to become a CPA slash Atlantic City Buffet owner. And you've also given me the courage to plan a run for Congress in about 35 years. What's your position on fun? And they're having thereof? Are you always going to only be three and a half years old? Yes, for reasons I cannot explain. Anyway, Godzilla, I digress. I'm a really big fan of yours. Would you sign my eyeball? You okay? I hope you didn't need full use of that hand for a while. I heard the weird screechy sounding tape. Do you know what it means? I think it said beware of hippies bearing candy canes. Or maybe beware of penguins dressed as the dearly departed. But I'm not even sure of the latter. Will you see the nebulin word for penguins is almost identical to the words for cockroaches and hippies? A bit mentally. Dude, I totally have a feeling that we're not going to remember any of this. And like, it may be about 39 years. We'll hear a similar tape and ask everyone the same thing. Come on, what are the odds of that happening? Oh, yeah, are you okay? This is getting old. I must have programmed myself in some way to increase my own size. If robots can do that, they'll have to tell gather it. That won't need his portion after all. Now, my friends. Let's go listen to incomprehensible German rock music, shall we? I'll give out and fetch us some posh gnawsh. Well, Operation and Made Planet X was a bust. That female unit 037 is one meeting mid-controller pants. Fight the simian mind control, dad. Remember, you were created by humans. Not the acols. Blackhole aliens will suffice. By the way, I love these new regenerative pants that they gave me. Nanites for the wind. Yes, us for the wind. You dragged me here for this? Well, I severed the mind control while all the mugglers busy getting his UFO out of impound. But I'm gonna do a friend in the process. Grandpa, go cheer. I don't care if you're a thawborg. I'm in love with you. Would you like a ride in my almost brand new Ford Pinto? Wait, I thought you just wanted to be friends. Wait, why did you call him Grandpa? He doesn't have any grandkids yet. And so that's the story of how I make your grandma. I'm so confused. Isn't my grandma Titanosaurus? What? No, Titanos are dude. Your grandma's once smoking hot old game. Oh wait, I think I know what happened. I told you my show and timeline summary story again by accident. Oh, wow, I guess that's close enough. Well, you filled in a lot of continuity discrepancies from the early tunes, but I do have a question. Are there any events in our history that are non-canon? Any tone where someone gets squished. Himek, your poor immature one. Bring it on, appetizer.