Could Tom Brady win a Super Bowl if he was ethnic? I was sneaking suspicion that Electronic Arts is racist, but I want to prove it. So I went ahead and made Tom Brady athletic, made him 25 years old, and I simmed his career. And in 2028, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win the Super Bowl, but the quarterback was Rick McCoy. So I went digging, and the moment Tom Brady became ethnic, Tampa Bay traded him to Pittsburgh, where he played the next 10 years. And what do you know in 2026? The ethnic Tom Brady Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Bowl. White-blacker purple, Tom Brady will beat the Falcons in the Super Bowl.