I got jacked up teeth. Alright, there ain't no hiding it. I had to get 70th pulled in one day just to put in braces. That's messed up. Alright? Yeah. Now, now, now, to put this in the context, alright, this was not a nice like dentist office. My father owned a small business and my mom was unemployed. So, you know, you come into your dentist with an aquarium and an arcade on the side. No, no, my aquarium. No, not even an aquarium, I'm like dentist office. I come into my dentist office. There's two foldable chairs and a travel brochure you find on airplanes for places you wish you were going, but you aren't, you're going to Kansas. So, I get into the office and the dentist straps me in because I'm a security threat. And they're like, we don't have any pain killers for you. What we do have is two ibuprofen and Netflix, which is not the same. But what am I going to say? I got more security on me than Hannibal Lecter right now. So, I'm like, so I take my ibuprofen, I load up an episode of Gotham. It's not even a good one. It's just the riddler going, riddlery, really do. What is 11 times two? Like it's Sesame Street. But I'm sitting there, you know, and she's pulling my teeth and she has a realization. We have a student dentist in the back. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, Rachel. Rachel being the student dentist. Hey, Rachel, get over here. You want to pull some teeth? No, she's not for wholesome teeth. I think she wants to pull some teeth. Oh, no, she has no idea. Come on. Rachel comes over, waddles over with the pliers. She sees the fear in my eyes and I see the fear in hers. And then she goes, they're like two and a half. And then they go over, they consult. Oh, no. What am I going to do? Calm down, Rachel. Calm down. What am I going to do? Am I going to lose my license? Rachel, you're 19. You don't have a license. Oh, yeah. That's good. Hey, everything okay over there? Shut up. Okay. And so they're having this conversation two feet away from me and they come up with this brilliant plan. They're going to cover it up. So, you know, the lady comes in and she both the rest of the teeth, you know, kicks me out, but I got to wait for my unemployed mother to come pick me up. So I'm sitting there and there's this dude that comes out who clearly didn't get the memo. He's coming in. He gives me a case of teeth and he goes right back out and I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh, you know what I should do? Count them. Oh, no. Good so far. Dose, love it. Trace. Pretty nice. Four. Pay attention to Spanish. Five. Like this. Six. Almost done. Seven. This should be it. Eight. Discrepancy detected. That bitch broke my tooth. Try to cover it up. I was so hurt. In the entire car ride home, I was ranting to my mother. My mom, she's great. She's a great person, but she does have a caveat. She has a family as many people do. And, you know, I go and I visit them and they seem lovely. We're so sweet. They're like, oh, I love you, brother. I love you, sister. But then after we dinner, right, they're like, it's praying time. And I'm like, okay, I'm okay with this. This isn't a foreign concept to me. And this little six-year-old girl comes up. Dear Jesus, please support these 30 immigrants. Whoa, right now. That's not cool. And it's wild. I never had an experience like that. So out of left field, I was amazed when I moved to California. My friends would ask me, is everyone else an America racist, I would say, yes? You can't trust a not one. And so now I'm going to visit my dad's family in North Carolina. There's North Carolina. And this is the deep south of North Carolina. So I'm in the car. My dad's showing me pictures. I'm like, oh no, they're missing teeth. That's a bad sign. I say through my three molars. And so then we get there and I'm nervous. I'm terrified. What am I going to do? Hey, there's Sunnyboy. What's your pronouns? Huh! That's an interesting development. Well, I sit down and then they're just they're talking. They're like, you gay? No. You sure? Yeah. Like they know something I don't. And so, and so, you know, we're having dinner and it's lovely. They're like the overturning of Roe v. Wade. It's a clear act that doesn't just violate the rules and laws that this country was built on. But the very nature of democracy itself, they hit the table guns go flying. I'm seeing their eyes wild. What kind of twilight zone am I in? And I realized something. You should never judge anyone by how jacked up their teeth are. Thank you everybody.