Last time I was in Iowa, a woman gave me cookies on stage. And it's Christina. And I haven't spoken to her in forever. Is there any chance she's at the show? Wait, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Christina! How have you been? Your daughter's great. Okay, clearly there's a lot of people here who have no idea what happened. Oh yeah, for her titty squeak. Do they still squeak? SHUT THE FUCK UP! What? You never changed up. You will still be original Christina and I adore you. One more time. Welcome to Iowa.