Thanks for calling, Deepel. This is Calvin. How may I help you? Hello, Calvin. I'm calling about an invoice of something that I didn't actually purchase, so I need a refund. And when did you get this charge, man? Well, I got the email. It says the 13th of June. Okay. Let me help you with that. Can I get the order number? It's C-961. And how often do you use your PayPal, man? When was the last time? Well, I use it for all. Have you ever seen the order from your PayPal recently? Well, I use it for a record there, and Christmas shopping, and sometimes for my to-go order my eats. And you're the only user of your account, right? Well, I think so, but maybe not, because I didn't buy the... It says here about a jail mattress, and I never... I didn't do that, so... I'm hoping nobody else is using my account. Okay. All right. No, can you select me? Help you to get this order cancelled at first, and once we cancel this order, I will connect a call to my hired department, our banking department, who will help you to credit your money. Okay. Are you sitting in Verdeficum Future, ma'am? Yes. Do you have Google Chrome when you come to the computer? I believe so, yes. Yeah, for Loki Google Chrome, and I do believe that this is your Windows device, right? Yes, it is telling me the Rose petals are not made of hair gel, and that I can't cut the cat's whiskers on Friday because of the pool is all full of the barbecue skewers. So is that something that I need to help you can help me with? Can you please have a receipt one more time? Well, I usually use the... I need a night watch app. Well, I'm usually using the sugar packets to put inside of the Connect 4 game, but when I can't open the glove box, it won't give me the receipt, so I'm wondering if you can help me. Definitely, ma'am. First, let me help you to cancel this charges, okay? Okay. And for the curtains, when I'm watering... You do is a crawl. For the curtains, when I'm putting the library card inside of the cheesed box, I need to make sure that there's no allergies to the cracks in the fish scales. Okay. Is the crawlmys open? Well, when I open my computer, I see little puzzle pieces made of catbarf, and when I take it, I put the lotion underneath the spray bottle, and then I can hang my keys on it. So now, what do you want me to do? Well, I'm wondering if you can maybe reverse the power drill, because I don't know how to draw those shapes on there anymore, and I've cancelled every page, therefore, when it's not on top of the kitty cat counter. Am I work for the fave, are okay? You'll let me pay pal. I mean, problems. Any issue you can tell me I will have been a better way. Okay. Well, when I'm pulling up the dandelions, I know I can't eat the bubblegum at the same time, because I don't have a reservation for the tape measure convention. Open your Google Chrome. Open your Google Chrome when you get a computer. Okay. Well, you're not listening. When I open it up, it tells me that I no longer have the draw strings for the skateboard. I don't have the draw strings anymore. I'm really sorry, ma'am. The server is the one who only computer, ma'am. Okay. Well, help me pull off the pedals, so that I can put the ponytail back on the gumball machine. You're not listening to me. What kind of machine? The bubblegum machine for the ponytail spray. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, you're supposed to help me. Hello. Hello. Are you going to help me take the paint off or not? I have the coupon for the tarot card reading at Applebee, so I need you to make sure I can redeem it. Hello. Then really make ma'am? I'm sorry. Yeah, you can do that. Just really met why you're asking me. Well, I don't have the whole puncher anymore for the edge of sketch, and I need you to go and reverse the numbers so that I can fix the soul. Thanks for calling. How may help you? Hi, I need to speak with management or billing services, please. Do you think I will fool like you? I'm sorry? Hello? Yeah, can I please speak to the billing department, please? Hello? Hello, yes, you are speaking. You are speaking. Yes, I realize that. May I please be transferred to the billing department? Hello, yes, you are speaking. Hi, yes, can you hear me? Do you understand? I can hear you. Oh, okay. Can you please transfer me to the billing department? Yes, you are speaking. Okay, great. So I got an invoice in my email and I need to get a refund, it seems, or cancel an order. I'm not going to refund you any money. Why not? Why should I refund? Why should I refund the money? Uh, because I didn't purchase this memory phone mattress. Why are you being such a... Are you looking for the refund? You're looking for the... You're looking for the refund? Yeah, but why are you being such a Karen right now? What's wrong with you? Come, come, come to me, I will give you the refund. Okay, where are you? Uh, uh, where are you? Thank you for calling, babe. How may I help you? Hello? Will you speak up, hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Are you a ghost? Yes, I am a ghost. What's your name? My name? Yes. What is your name? I'm a ghost writer. What does that mean? Ghost writer. Ghost writer, whip. Ghost writer. Yes, yes. Oh, let it go. Okay. I will give you, okay. You're only going to... Okay, and not good. Okay, okay.