Hi there, I'm Haley Comet, racing in with astronomy jokes. Our son has been getting brighter for billions of years. Talk about being a lifelong learner. What do you call an alien fish that wears a bow tie? So fish-dicated. What do you call a dog that goes to the moon? Aluna Rover. What do you get when you cross an alien and a cow? A moot ant? It's said that in space, no one can hear you laugh. That explains the silence. Check out the cosmic companion for more terrible jokes about space and astronomy humor.