Yeah, I can write your hello world right now. Let's start with the test suite. Portability. I have worked for this company for 30 years and was Java for 30.5. The advantages of Java. The idea behind Java. The reason for Java. It's the JVM. Yeah, I work in a corporate. But a lot of startups use Java. Not that I've worked in any of them. I don't think C++ is better. Not that I've worked with it. I've worked with Java and Uni. Oh, it clips us so 2009. It has clean code and a clean architecture, which makes it perfect for serious business. Solid principles, design patterns, OOP. No. Garbage collector. I haven't heard anyone. Big decimal. Big decimal. Big decimal. Big decimal. More verbose. Doesn't use illogical syntax sugars. Illogical syntax sugars. Do you know what type of coffee this is? Illogical syntax sugars. It's a serious business. We don't actually use Java. We use Scala. Hatspin. Java EE. Spring. Java Bean. Java Spring. I work in a corporate. We got a 401k and she benefits 95s. The new thing. I spend my time writing exception types. Java script and Java are totally different things. It's like comparing in, I don't know. I really don't know. We keep our code nice and clean. I'm going to hamster with it. No, I drink coffee. Not for the taste, but for the effect. I love Java because it's safe, portable, maintainable. I drive a preus because it's safe, portable, maintainable. Java. Do you know why it's called Java? Let's see. Big decimal. Illogical syntax sugars. Yeah, I can have a look. Let me debug that. We need to catch everything. It's like baseball. Hehehehehe. Net beans? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Have you heard of Kotlin? We don't actually use Kotlin. We use plain Java. Big decimal. This is serious business. Portable. It's a big decimal. Do you know what type of coffee this is?