We love the great traditions of the theater, and that is why we plan to pay Humphage to them tonight. For example, the one-sided phone call. Ah, the one-sided phone call. This is very good. This is when a character makes a phone call, but they do it in a very stage-y way where they repeat the phone call information to the other characters. First get a telephone. No one would have in real life. Oh, hello. Then, please do way too much business with the phone. Really show the audience you've been working with the prop all week. And then ladies and gentlemen, oh, one-sided phone call. Ravi, a melodramatic wash, please. Oh, hello. What's your name, sure? The police? That's who you are.