So, I found yet another article on condoms that I think you are really going to enjoy. In India, apparently, hundreds of millions of free condoms are handed out each year, but only one quarter of these ever see the inside of a bedroom, because most of them, particularly in South India, are being used in construction. Yes, you had that right. Condoms are being mixed into the tar and the cement because apparently it makes the roads smoother and more resilient, or they are being led beneath the cement and the plaster and buildings to keep the roofs from leaking in the monsoons. Okay, now I can understand how frustrating this must be for the health authorities, but I am hearing three words over here. Smoother, tougher, waterproof. Why wouldn't you want to use a condom?