And you know one of my favorite things of coming out to PAX East is getting to see our friends from harmonics Over here in the front row. Yeah, in their native environment. Yes, in their native environment the ones who interrupted our panel earlier Thanks. Thanks for that And if You're going somewhere right I'm gonna try to get there Actually, so if you know our interactions with the harmonics guys, you know that John T Drake With street team manager now. Yeah You should probably be out firing I would think but you know, it's cool that you know your manager gave you the night all Thanks, Pope Ah So one of the things is that it's it's freaking impossible to keep track of where John Drake is at any given moment because he is always traveling and Dancing and then traveling some more and dancing wheels up. Yeah He's wheels up wheels down all the time like that just a freaky like Diet Coke fuel travel machine and You know we we think that there's money to be made In knowing where John Drake is and has been we think that that's gonna be the new paradigm for the internet It's not this website banner ad sort of stuff So without further ado here I Present to you The John T Drake flight tracker 2000 ex Now we partnered with the Stastale group To crunch some some numbers here and get this going here So here you can see all of the locations so our data goes back to about October 2010. Yeah, so this is just a prototype Yeah, yeah, obviously, you know, we're just we're running on on Unity. This is still a trial version of this This is all real data, right? Oh, yeah, this is all this is all real this is real time. This is all new code. It's all real time So you know, we wanted to kind of figure out not just where John Drake's been but you know What's been happening with John Drake during that time so As you can see here these are the the airports that John Drake has I see all right, okay Most often been boss boss to the bottom intimidating really no big surprises here yet Boston Chicago Seattle San Francisco, LA Texas little Texas little Texas So oh man, I'm getting I'm getting cut off here. This is unfortunate If you if you a little bits of information here if taken as one single trip John would have flown 4.48 times around the world and this is just sample data We're confident in the full release if you were to order today and get in on this that we would be able to Raise that number as well as provide additional data points and so and John Drake's frequent flyer balance allows him to take 6.38 free round trip flights to Hawaii That's very nice. Why is a nice place you look really coming down right now. I mean, I guess I should check But it's the a low-speed the data doesn't show. Okay. All right, so you know, it's like I said it's a prototype Flying as it's supposed John channels to additional 148 m-rams of radiation now you can see here on the graph That's a lot of rooms. There's Fukushima residents and there's three mile island residents so I Don't know if children were In the future someone's given John Drake a microphone John. Yeah, is this on yeah, that's great. No, go on. I'm listening The way that's cut off is almost better. Yeah So so you yeah, unfortunately this is this is getting cut off here, but What we're still in beta what yeah, what this says here is that if John had danced the entire time that he was in the air He would have burned enough calories to eat 214 meals at Portillo's Which it looked delicious. I was wondering what that was Yeah, I mean that's that's a that's a pretty high calorie meal. I would think a portillo's meal Can you verify that yes all the way calories? Oh God? My whole life is flashing before my eyes And so this is you know an ongoing project the John Drake flight tracker and we have some additional points that are not being shown here that we're hoping we can get in We have things like you know, they're flights where where John Drake may have been hit on the head by items falling out of the the overhead bin and Additional data related to that whether or not he had water on the flight is an occasional data point as well We're hoping that by the time we get one point out we're gonna be able to really wrap this stuff up and and have all this data in all the time He's got that we see this as the future I have a question How do we have data tracking how many arguments he's gotten into with flight attendants and various These computers the numbers only go up so high. Yeah It's the why to keep problem all three. We don't have that and we don't have a number of times He was frustrated with a traveler less experienced than right Because that would just it just breaks the old. Yeah It's hard to track every second of someone's life Well, you know, hopefully we're hoping the computers will get advanced enough right someday the cloud now bring us there the cloud. Yeah Like you've been in the clouds on an airplane You son of a bitch I was waiting I knew it was coming Wow Hey, so so are you are you wrapping up this bit is this still going I don't know