So basically what Shakespeare is saying here is that Julia doesn't know where Romeo is. Sweet, but doesn't wear for me and why? I'm never gonna get this stuff. Shakespeare uses such complicated lines. Oh my god, does he have a boner? Why do you have a boner right now? I'm really thinking about reading it and you're like, oh my god. Oh my god, I have a boner. Why are you up now, little guy? But I think Shakespeare really intended for the play to make you think about love. Yeah, he's a pretty complicated guy. Huh. Fuck, okay. Derek told me if I clinch my butt hole in my legs, it'll draw the blood away from the erection. Are you okay? Do you have this shit? What? Shit? No, yeah. I am. Oh, nothing, sorry. Shit. He's doing Derek's butt hole clenching thing. I'm blowing this. Shit. The blood was just starting to flow back through the perinium. Ooh, I know. Hey, can you grab that pen over there? Yes! Perfect opportunity for a little tuckage. Perfect. Yeah, this is Iambic pentameter. It's really hard to score. Oh my god, it's worse. Yeah, Shakespeare. Yeah, Shakespeare is awesome. Oh my god, it's worse. Be cool. Feminine endings. I need a drink of water. That's a bonus. That's a bonus.