What is thy bidding, my master? A trans-surgery enterprise is now a $300 million per annum growth industry. I have felt it. I've essentially been banned from Twitter. How is that possible? A few days ago, I penned an irritated tweet in response to one of the latest happenings on the increasingly heated culture war front. In response to the decision of an actress actor named Ellen Elliott Page, I am employing this awkward and impossible naming style because it is now apparently mandatory and probably doing it wrong nonetheless. As you're doing it wrong is the whole point of what has been made mandatory. He's just a boy. Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels whom.