Assalamu alaikum guys, welcome to Smaltejana Welcome to Janja Apparently there's some leaflet being distributed That's promoting something called The Punish Aemus Limidei On April 3rd of this year Without further ado, let's have a look at this work of art This leaflet looks like it's been designed on a really old version of wood In fact, if you look the use of red, italic, and I detect a bit of underline He's only used at the start mate That gives me the impression that they are probably using a trial version Of this really archaic and ancient version of wood Splash a little and invest some when you're doing some Islamophobia mate Let's start the leaflet off, it says They have hurt you They have made your loved ones suffer Solution? Hurt them back This is not a playground childish response of He started it Then it says Are you gonna take orders? That's very ironic because right at the bottom there's a long list of orders mate Are you a sheep? Like the vast majority of the population Oh Maybe he's onto something here Sheep, follow orders, and are easily led Wow He's actually clarified it In case someone's genuinely confused And actually thinks they're being referred to as a farmyard animal They are allowing the white, majorii nations of Europe Brilliant He's clearly a white guy And he's secluding everybody else in this Islamophobia It's only us Yeah, no blacks or no brown people allowed me Yeah Because apparently only whites feel pain of actual terrorism Let's put aside the fact that majority of the terrorist casualties are actually Muslim people He goes on to say There will be rewards based on the actions taken Obviously none have been stated It could just be a fire pound book token A sandwich with Tommy Robinson Or just a healthy pounder back All right, let's have a look at these actions right here For ten points, verbally abuse a Muslim Or you, you're mainly a Muslim Well that's not nice Ha Afsol terrorism and redeem the honor of my people Was there anything else you wanted to say No, me I've got my ten points Ten points, what like, is a reward system or what's the reward I don't know what got a letter through the post And he said I was going to get rewards But I don't know where he is yet Things are squashed, mate Number two Pull the headscarf of a Muslim woman Now the word woman is an inverted commas This reminds me of a classic episode of Friends Where Joey is learning what inverted commas actually do And he's just getting it wrong I know, I should have I'm sorry Not using it right, Joe I'd love to see how this would actually pan out Oi, you, terrorist Muslim woman Ha ha, I know have your stuff Well that's not very nice Can I have it back? No, because I've just solved terrorism And now I'm on my way to solve corporate control over the state But that actually matters So I'm probably going to do some other darts thing Number three Throw acid in face of a Muslim Don't bother approaching them and asking them Which views they follow before scarring them for life And then ending up in court Weeping like a baby And probably getting a few hours of community service Maybe actually have a conversation with the people Before chucking acid in their face You're just going out with your brown scanner You might just have a tan, mate You might just throw acid on the face Of a guy with a really strong tan Number four Be up a Muslim Be up That sounds like something bifte bully would say in the playground When he's got someone upside down And he's emptying them for their dinner money Number five Torture a Muslim using electrocution Have you seen the electric bills, mate? Nah, are the question What's next? Skinning Using overrank He's obviously not referring to a shoe rack I'm going to have to go to Google on this one, mate Huh? That looks like something from the days of Kevin the caveman Where we're going to find that In grandma Doris's shed Alright, butchera muslim using a gun How can you butcher someone using a gun? I don't even think there's a thing, mate And I love how at the end of the list He's got gun, knife, vehicle And he knows people are too sensible to be using these things And he says, or otherwise Burn or bomb a mosque Bomb The irony in this is just too funny, mate Let's have a look at the next one Nuke Maka I don't think you actually know But Saudi is a closer ally to the UK and US Than most of the European countries, mate In fact, the first people to actually stop you Is probably going to be your own country And they'll probably nuke you first Before Saudi even gets involved or even knows about it Haven't you seen the billboards in central London The only nukes you can get in this country Is from the British army And somehow, mate, I don't think they're for sale On the whole, guys This is designed and thought of by a complete idiot Don't take it seriously But in any case, stay safe And go around with a bit of caution on that day And let your family know as well Anyways, guys Until next time Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-