to us the library was good Peaceful. We gotta make a quick stop on the way home. Okay. Pharmacy. Your mother... She's everything okay? Well... She's about seven weeks late on her period. Okay. Neither of us has ever been... That into condoms as you may or may not know. Well dad, I don't need to know... I didn't spoil that. What's the sensation? You know, let's just say I'm pretty sure she's pregnant. Dad. I just don't know what to do. I mean, I've just... I've been really enjoying my retirement and now throwing a baby back into this situation. I don't need to worry. Mom is not pregnant. Well, makes you so confident of that. If anything, she probably meant a puzzle. You know, like her period's gone and it's just never coming back. That's why... That's why it's late. Let's say you're right and I hope you're right. God knows I hope you're right. But I've got this feeling in my gut that there's a baby growing in that 57-year-old body of hers. Okay. Well... And I've been having these nightmares where a baby comes out of your mom and crawls over towards me and eats all the money in my wallet. And then he eats my wallet. I have a nightmare myself actually. And then he eats me, he eats this. Every day he eats me up, Malcolm. And I spend the rest of the nightmare in his stomach. Watching stuff fall around me. All the other stuff he's eaten. And he's eaten everything. Furniture. He's eaten all... I don't understand what you want to do about this situation. Well... I want you to talk to her about it. And say what? What am I supposed to say? Just see if she's interested. Take care of her. Like an abortion? Don't say the A word. Malcolm, we're not trying to give her a goddamn stroke. Dad, I'm not gonna do that. I'm absolutely not gonna do that. That is so... That's so creepy. Just sugarcoated for her and some... You're not coated, how? Just suss it out! Sit... Hap, make her dinner. Sit her down and see how she feels about how? No. Never. Never. Forget it. There's another solution. Hear me out. Do you still know that witch that you dated in high school? The witch girl. Are you talking about Alexis? Gothic-type girl with the book of spells. Alexis was a Goth in high school. Yeah, she's a nurse now. Does she still have her powers? No, dad. She doesn't have powers. She's a person. She's a regular person. She never had powers. So she couldn't come over and perform a spell on your mother to make the period come? No. She couldn't do that. No one can do that. You told me she did have powers in high school. Nobody has powers, dad. Fucking fantastic! She never had powers. No, dad. What the fuck? I seem to remember a certain conversation we had when you were in high school. And you wanted to date this girl with witch powers. And I said, there's no such thing as witch powers. And you said for sure there is. Are you trying to tell me that you lied to me about her witch powers? Okay, I remember that. It was in the basement. And I was trying to get you to go upstairs because I was trying to kiss her at the time. And, you know, I said, dad, she's got powers over me, meaning she's got like romantic power. She excites me. That's not what you meant. That is not what you meant. That's it. I know the difference. I know the difference between love powers and witch powers. Unbelievable. Know this, Malcolm. It's going to come a day when you're holding that baby brother because you weren't willing to have this conversation with your mother. And on that day, you're going to look deep into his eyes. And you're going to think to yourself, it's ain't so bad. And then he's going to puke into your mouth. And a bit of it's going to trickle down your throat. And you're going to hate yourself. And life itself. And everything. You got a point, Scar? I'll be right back. Oh, no. Not beyond that, huh? Yeah, you do. Not me. Let's go. No, then do. Not beyond that, huh? Yeah, you do. Not me. Let's go. No, then do.