I consider George Carlin to be a mentor. I did get to interact with him on stage once, which not many people can say they've done. He did a famous routine about the seven words you can't say on TV. I would hope we aren't so prudish anymore, but that's still a standard. My titties are fake! No! No way! Since I used some of those words, we have had to censor this video for your protection. So when you don't hear one of those magic words, you'll get to hear something equally obscene, but 100% legal. Believe me, the smart people would say that's a great thing. President of the United States! Donald Trump. Enjoy! Right now, coming to the stage, Mr. Honestee! Mr. Honestee! Mr. Honestee! Mr. Honestee! Unveiling a sleek, all-new design from Round Up. A decorative fantasy with real-world performance. An aerodynamic spectacle of beauty, integrating a new generation power plant with a little something extra for superior weight-to-power ratio. What am I talking about? It's a great deal for the model year. It's the all-new Mr. Honestee! Nice to meet you, Trent, the new race! The little airbag, the flag underbody, and super suspension for a memorable ride. Which leads us to the subject of today's lecture, Bowvine's Solid Waste Emission. Otherwise known as Bow. Believe me. We love the society where deceit is rampant. Her trust is just a name on a bank. I hope to change that. I'm telling the truth. So I'd like you all to go to chapter 3 and... Did you forget your textbooks today? You don't want me to don't be and forget your material. It's doobies that make you forget things. Wow, man, that's heavy. The number one item on the commodity exchange is Bow. Believe me. I actually don't see it. It's like Archer Daniels Midland. It's in everything else we do. You can get it raw. You can get it processed or reprocessed. Americans are particularly good at reprocessing Bow. Believe me. If it works the first time, they'll keep bringing it back over. Over again. Until it gets refined and mature. Unadulterated, grainy, top tier. Believe me, folks. Smelly, warm. Feel the consistency. Believe me. The core of most business plans. Actually, fraud is a core. The flavor is the means by which they execute. We only made sure anything didn't hurt anymore. We sent those jobs off to children in China. Because the adults actually wanted to get paid real money. But we will stay up late, manufacturing. Believe me. We will not be defeated. Oil. The new military industrial complex. Relief and news politics. That's just a tease. Believe me. See how to recognize weirdes. First, you have to progressively aggregate the positive centric infrastructure. Synergistically simplify the leading edge of e-business. E-long gave our e-commerce into new e-markets. The elastic enough to elicit the emotional effectiveness of each of our evolving e-specialties. Did you understand or what is that? No. Because it was elaborate, illiterate of e-bullet. Believe me. Does anybody have a job? Yes. So, you work for a corporation? Yes. So, then you get the employee manual. Yes. And you have to memorize your corporate line of work. Believe me. Yes. And it makes you feel like a puppet. You need your paycheck. But everywhere they give you, shut that hand further up your own sides. Sure makes a perfect thing. And even the voice of Karmethy Frog was fired for having the audacity to think for himself. So, you think you can step around believing. Ask your friends online. Believe me. Do you trust? For every well-intentioned source of good information, there is another force out there wishing to corrupt and redirect it. Come to the dockside. Do you like Angie's list, Yill, Amazon Product Reviews? There are services that will manage your appearance there. They can squirtle fairy dust and rainbows. Or defamation. All to one low price. You don't know which is why. And which is why you... And you can't warn anybody. Because they think you are bull. Believe me. Sure. You don't want to step in dog. Believe me. Believe me. Believe me. Believe me. Believe me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for all of us being here.