I love it when Colin Wood choke, it's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Colin Wood choke, and they can't get the ball too cloak They've got back least chance of winning, hear the cally wobbles come Thank you Brisbane Lions for 02 and 03 Seeing those pies lose back to back, they know so much to me Well done, accompanos for snapping that wooden roll And putting those one-eye pies supporters right back in their hole I love it when Colin Wood choke, it's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Colin Wood choke, and they can't get the ball too cloak They've got back least chance of winning, hear the cally wobbles come They drew against the Kilda in 2010 They blew a four-go half-time lead because they choked again And only 12 months later, they choked against Jelon And all those one-eye pies supporters couldn't sing their song I love it when Colin Wood choke, it's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Colin Wood choke, and they can't get the ball too cloak They've got back least chance of winning, hear the cally wobbles come They're the only club in history to lose eight grand finals in a row I guess that's what you get when your team is from the good old From the good old You see, I've come to the conclusion that they're simply not that good And there's one more thing we have to say There's only one eye in Colin Wood I love it when Colin Wood choke, it's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Colin Wood choke, and they can't get the ball too cloak They've got back least chance of winning, hear the cally wobbles come I love it when Colin Wood choke, it's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Colin Wood choke, and they can't get the ball too cloak They've got back least chance of winning, hear the cally wobbles come Hear the cally wobbles come