Let's go back to New York, you remember? The big gay parade going on here and I was there. And I never been to one of them and I like a parade. You know, I always like a parade. So I go there and turns out it's just a bunch of gay guys. So hell of a parade there, huh? Measure that on the TV and I go, Willard Scott and Faith Daniels, okay, here's the big parade. Here we go. Time for the big parade here. Oh, there's a bunch of gay guys there. Well, look at that. And there's some more gay guys there behind him and... There's some more gay guys. Well, hell of a... There's no other parade just turned out to be there. Bring your kid. You know you got him or your shoulder with some candy. He goes, okay, the big parade here. Billy. Ah, here it is here. Oh, there's a bunch of gay guys. Well, Billy, hell of a parade this turn out to be there. A lot of gays are coming out of the closet now. You know, it's a big thing to do now. Dick Sargent came out of the closet. You know, okay. The Darren from Bewish. She came out of the closet now and he's... Jesus, I hope it doesn't hurt his career. I know he'll be a hell of a thing now. I hope it doesn't hurt his career. I know he'll be a bad thing. I wish gay guys come out of the closet. You know who's gay? Who the hell cares? Everybody lives together, you know? Well, like it's when nobody knows. You know, people all are suspecting you being gay. You know you have that. You know your buddies being behind your back. Okay, I've seen Fred with a woman for a few days. Yeah, and I didn't mention it. He has to go swimming with him. How Fred's gay? How does God tell everybody? Fred's gay. Fred's gay. Hello, Fred's gay. I know, I don't know you. I plucked your name around in front of the phone book there. But it turns out Fred's gay. I was reading this book. They said that every guy at some point in his life questions the sexual eye. Like, one is that maybe they're a big gay themselves, you know? You have a moment like that where you wonder maybe you're gay. Maybe you're watching a TV or something. And then you go, she's at Bruce Boxliders a good looking guy, you know? Wait a minute, I'm a guy now that I think about it here. Let me see, I'm a guy, Bruce Boxliders a guy, and I carry the three and I post over there and I... I'm a guy, Bruce Boxliders a guy, and I carry the three and I post over there and I... So, now, is that... Hey, I was reading this, it's a tune, but they said that... If you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside, you're actually a homosexual yourself. Yeah, that worries me, you know? Because I'm afraid of dogs, you know? I like dogs. Yeah. I don't know. Lately I have it at Hankin to drink out of the toilet bowl, it's only a nice thing. That's the funny part there. Yes, right, sniff the girls butt out in the street, right? LAUGHTER How's that gonna do with the joke, if I get off my chest there, you know? I need that hanging over me like a scythe. I buy a dog recently, man, they're expensive these dogs, but that's how you go to this dog story, you know? And a guy in a salesman, a dog story, a typical salesman, dog story salesman, tries to sell me the most expensive dog in a story, you know? Big $600 dog, big giant, there's a pit bowl dog, you ever seen him? $600 bucks, and I was looking to pay maybe, you know, a buck or something like that. Two bucks. That was my ceiling, two bucks. So the guy says, no, he's buying a bite of pit bowl. He says, this will protect your valuables. You know? I don't have any very valuable, you know? I buy the pit bowl. That would be the most valuable thing I own, right? LAUGHTER I have to buy something to protect it, man, you know what I mean? You know, it's shopping for wool Marines in X-Day there somewhere, you know what I mean? Show me something in a timber wolf, my good man. I'd be saying, some good man. Oh, that's a hell of a dog to get to them pit bowls, you know? They kill you to those dogs. You know, rip your throat out. I want to do things for like fetch my slippers. That's what's good about a dog, you know? People want to say, hey, people, fetch my slippers there. Huh, fetch my slippers there. People go, hey, I can kill you, buddy, what the hell, I... I fetch people, that's all I fetch. I can fetch you a guy, that's the best I can do for you, you know? Maybe we're wearing some slippers, you know? I can fetch you a guy around dead time. I can bump off some guy there. You go all right there, nine and a half. Where you go there? Where's the kid? It was a doberman. That was the meanest dog around the doberman dog. They kill you today, rip your throat out, you know? But not fast like a pit bowl. Doberman always give you a little head start there, you know? They see in the street, they go, hey, your house over there? Go ahead, go on over there. And then look at their timepieces. And then they rip your throat out. Pretty though, and store through the air and rip your throat out. You don't see doberman's around anymore. They're like the forgotten dog. Now it's all a pit bowl, pit bowl. They get all the domestic security work and everything, you know? The doberman can't get a job. Once you've all got these do you want a park man for the Frisbee? I used to be somebody. I'm a doberman. So I didn't get a cradding get a killer dog. That was by a dog, you know? When I'm buying my dog, I was thinking myself, hey, if you were to go berserk, would I be able to take him? You have to be able to beat up your dog, you know? I got a nice wiener dog. When I'm wiener dogs. Wiener dog can't rip out your throat or any, you know? Unless you're lying down, you know? Everybody on the line. How'd you be lying down sleeping there? You know, later night, wiener dog sneak up, start snipping on your throat there, you know? Everybody day breaks, gotta hold the vein there. He's gonna have vein, I am. And then you wake up, how can I wake up, wiener dog? What the hell you... You think you're a pit bowl or something there? You're a wiener dog, it's all you'll ever be. It's all you'll ever be. Give you a hinky, that's about it worse you get up and then. You're a buyer dog at GIF, that's all the weird thing, I figured you're gonna... I got one of rubber bones the other day. You know what he gets you, go, oh, great a bone! Oh yeah, it's not a bone, million last balls, eh? You have a gay guy in the U.S. You got me an area of bastard. My grandmother got my dog a sweater, you know? Knitted him a sweater. There's a useless present for a dog, eh? What happens to a dog that's lost, you know? He's wearing a sweater, the hell gonna... How long's he gonna survive and the alleyways with that on his back there? There's me in the streets of your wiener dog and a curtain, you know? You know, last day long up there, I kill ya. 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