Welcome to Drinking Bros. Presented by GhostBed.com. He looks like a person of interest in a crime. Yes, somebody that the police are actively looking for. A prison joke wouldn't it? Yes, it was definitely a prison joke. Yes. It wasn't absolutely. Again, if you're watching, no, no, no. Just don't arrest him. We got cops here asking the thing to be leading for this part of the set. Yes, Nish just gets stitches, eh? Yeah. God dammit. If you're watching the video show and you say to yourself, man, what is a Florida man look like in all of these articles? Boom, you're looking at it right here. Florida man right here. I'm literally every article ever written about Florida man ever. That's an I like Florida man. Have you been to jail? Because it looks like you have a homemade tattoo that just says dirt on your hands. Is that real? I got that as a joke. I do. Can you get the camera on it? I want you to zoom in on this. It just says dirt on his hand. It's like you did that yourself. So I got that. It's actually dear to it's dear to it. Yeah, you know what I want to talk about nice. It's French. Yeah, it's French French. No, I got that as a joke. Like 10 years ago, because I wanted to say, oh, you have dirt on your hands. You can't get it off. You know, you start to wipe it off. You can't get it off. Look, and look. Good. That's a long way to go for a joke. It's still funny. Yeah, it's not a face tattoo, but it's still. It's still. I'll never get a face tattoo. You got this hand from face? Well, it's true. Yeah. Geez. Come on, man. So let's ask the obvious question. You've been to prison, right? Yes. Were you in prison with American? I was. No, I wasn't in. I wasn't in any bill. No. I did time. I did my time in Louisiana. Louisiana prison, even better. Yeah. Because when I think of Florida, what he worked state after is Louisiana. That was a complete joke. Thanks. So what did you go to prison for? A attempted murder. Holy shit. Are you serious? I'm. Yeah. The fuck up thing is I can't back up anywhere. I mean, it's from the pool. Either I go in the pool. This motherfucker kills me. Bye, bye. So here's what happened. He was on a podcast. And the guy kept talking shit to him. Holy shit. Is that real attempted murder? Yes. It absolutely is. Who did you attend? I was sentenced to murder. I was facing it's a, do we have time? We have all the time in the world, man. I was dating a girl years and years ago. We were at a bar. We were hanging out. We were drinking and having a good time. Some guy. Put his hands on her. So you're basically Nick Cajun Connier's what you're saying. Yeah. I never thought of that, but thank you. You're welcome to say that from now on. You're welcome. You are no my new best friend. Sorry, Emory. Oh, no. I'm still in so much from him. Fuck that guy. Fuck you, Emory. He's talking about him. No. Emory King, who's been on the show. And he doesn't spell his name right, brother. No, it's a weird spelling, but we like Emory. He's funny guy. So this dude put his hands on your lady. Yeah, this guy, this guy put his hands on my girl at the time. And you know, I got him in the middle of it. Yeah. And I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, there was a whole shit storm started over it. And I beat his ass. I almost killed him. He was in the hospital. He was. So it was just your hands. You like not a weapon or anything? No, no. No weapon. No, nothing. You've really got a fucking beat. He got good to get a fucking attempted murder charge with your bare hands. Look, okay, I'm not going to like hype myself up or anything, but yeah, I did. I did put him in a hospital. Okay, he almost died and but luckily I had a good lawyer and they got it dropped to Assault just assault so simple assault how many years do you serve in prison seven seven seven years four months It was better than 25. Yeah, that's true. It was out of your face. Yeah, I was looking at 25. I did seven years four months 13 days six hours Man, and it's like you never track. Yeah, I'm gonna say never kept track. No What was cool when you're involved in a situation like this because I think this happens to all of us, right? Somebody talk shit to your lady you're not beating the shit out of them You never think you're gonna be up for attempted murder, right? Not at the time. No, no, so who press charges this guy or this guy? Well his family his family hit a What does that call power of attorney? Oh, yeah, yeah Whatever that shit's called because he was unresponsive Did he end up living? Yeah, no, he's he's fine now. Yeah, he's fine. He recovered 100% from what I know. Got you You ever chat with him or yeah, you guys friends on Facebook why in the fuck? I'm just The past Move on with your mind. I'm friends with him. Yeah, you guys started life together Why not? I move away together. Are you still with the girl? No? God no, no, no Nope, that was seven years of my life fucking ways today. Yeah, but so so you're in prison. Did she say hey? I love you. I'm gonna stay with you throughout the seven years. She absolutely did she did And did that make it the full seven? No, it did not it made it four months Jesus Christ you go to you go to jail for seven years for a girl who Where's that where's that one to got topless in the fucking hot tub right there? Is that up? Is that your wife right there? That's my wife now. Oh, that is your wife Yeah, congratulations You know, it's weird out of everybody here the girl got topless in the hot tub. I did not expect to be with you Totally kidding. That's exactly who I expect to yeah. Oh, no totally. How long you guys been together? Oh Eight years yeah, that's a happy thing. Are you guys married? Eight years. Oh, yeah. Yeah Well, I mean not on paper, but we live we've lived together for eight years so why not yeah, that's sure it's not all me Yeah, do it do it do it do it right now. I mean now now you have to get a marriage license from the state and I'm nuts Oh shit, I know hey hey Hey For not following the fucking rules. Yeah, and with white cloth there are no laws so When you're drinking the fucking claw is goddamn right the best appetizer you're ever gonna get me So let me ask you this are you in drinking bros? Are you just friends with the men I'm in drinking bros Yeah, no it doesn't I you turn it off there you go. Oh, I'm an idiot. Hi, that's fine Well, my name is Nika Mule and all but I'm an alcoholic and a dumbass I am in drinking bros. I'm in a lot of subgroups, but I was a part of Maine. I was part of Maine But there was some post a couple of years ago that I ended up commenting on and me and some guy got an an argument about hmm, and I got kicked out and they Like that so I'm not in Maine anymore, but I'm in nerds. I'm in gaming. I'm in pets. I'm in central florida drinking bros central florida Which is actually how I met my homie right here Bradley Jennings put the camera on him if you wouldn't mind. Yeah, why not? Yeah My homie right there. He's taking over the show. Yeah, he's a director of the goddamn show I've been to jail for attempted murder. I have no control anymore Oh Zero zero. I'm a big teddy bear. Yeah, of course You're you're exactly somebody bring me a beer. You're exactly like Teddy Ruxpin No, I'm being serious. I need a beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get him a beer before we die mother fucking Oh, back in that shit. Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah So what are you doing florida? I was a cab driver. I actually I was In a car accident some years ago. I disabled now. I don't do do anything But sit on my ass getting fatter and playing video games. Was the car accident your fault? No, it wasn't I got hit by a bus. Holy shit bus. Yeah Yeah, that's kind of the dream for Florida man is to get hit by a city bus though, right? Like honestly, that's that's the life right there. We didn't happen every other week. Yeah You're checking off every Manless What is helping if I said this happened in Cincinnati aisle? Yeah, yeah So are you gonna get married to to home girl here? Never wasn't some goddamn expensive Yeah, she go anyway. What the hell she was in a hurry for a long time As she's fucking look hey go see if your truck's still outside. She might have just went home Okay, she might have just went home That's hilarious. That's too many call out for me, isn't it Jesus, I'm gonna be honest man, but the level of laughter and fear is probably even right now for me Probably it Even amount for me Anybody you'd like to you're my friend. I love you. I appreciate it. I absolutely appreciate it Yeah, you know what I do want to give a shout out. I want to say Emory King. I wish you were here Why in the fuck you didn't just book a plane ticket and come down here with busy hanging out with fucking parents. Yeah, exactly. I'm selling Skyboy