What's the worst food you've ever had at a wedding? Whatever it is, I assure you the food at this wedding was way worse. This bride and groom put together what just might be the worst wedding reception menu of all time. Which included brains, eel, and whatever in the name of God, geese flavored dairy ice is. Ratenated Veal Sweetbread, Iodized Vinegar Bra, grape juice reduction, but it gets worse. Because the redder also provided photos of the food, like the Gratenated Veal Sweetbreads, for instance. And there's the Flawgrow like a pebble, which what, what, what? What? That is a bullfrog with a skin disease that is blood out into a bowl. But there is a time and a place for eating brains and eel and geese flavored dairy ice. And that time and place is not a wedding reception. A fluid cross-country I bought a new suit, dropped $200 on some gift you'll never use from William Sonoma. And you have the goal, the unmitigated tamarity, the diabolical gumption, to serve me brains in Iodized Vinegar Bra. I will burn this wedding venue to the ground with you in it. Apologize to me now.