MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC OK, you guys are all tied up. Oh, hey! There's a snake on your foot! What?! Sometimes it's just too easy. Where's Lou with the male? Why do you want the male? No, every week you get the same postcard through your mother that says don't disappoint me. We're expecting a package from the world-famous horror novelist, Stuck in a Whack! Finds a famous author sending you to stuff. I guess you're starting a book club like, you know, horror. Ha ha ha ha! Hey Tiffany, guess what? You got a package from Stephanie Queen. I loved her book, The Crowded Coffin. Me too! It proves you can fit 20 bodies in one coffin! If you collect them up the right way. Um... Anyway, the winner gets to bring three friends to meet Stephanie Queen at her summer cabin. So, the package! This is for Tiffany, and this is for Jorge. Gee, I wonder who could have won. Ha ha ha ha! I lost! I probably lost some professional writer who's sitting there, story. I won! You're all right. Or to someone who still says pesquetti! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! But then he liked this birdhouse will be quite the chick magnet. Get it? Because chicks are birds. I deeply regret giving you that bird joke book. Really? Because I thought it was an excellent... Okay, that was not even in the book. I was just ripping. Oi. Lousy. Right now! I do that to everyone who comes to my door. But you might explain where the pizza guy won't deliver here anymore. Just saw my whole life flash before my eyes. I have spent way too much time around chaos. Please! Come in. Life first! Empty all of your pocket change into this jar. Are you having a medal? No, I need laundry money. Watch that board! There's a loose screw there. Actually are insane to do that. It is very odd behavior and that is very weird. That board's not the only thing with a screw loose. I'm too young to die! Me too! I've never performed a Carnegie Hall! And I've never... I mean, I've never even... Huh! I've done everything! Forget too young, I'm too cool to die. Nobody is going to die. We just need to find our first clue. Wait! Remember what Ms. Queen said? That I was a better writer than you? Congratulations, Jorge! The crazy woman who's torturing us thinks you're a good writer. I meant she emphasized the word picture so that must be a clue. Maybe it's that picture. It kind of looks like my weird uncle Virgil. He was a merchant marine who did time for Limea being smuggling. I don't know what's scarier. This room or lose family. Maybe there's something behind the picture. Tiffany! No! Huh! Get away from the guy! Get away from the guy! Oh! Jorge! You saved my life! Yup! Now you owe me! I'll take my thank you and kisses! Hey! I'd rather have an anchor sticking out of my skull.