Before we go inside does anyone have any weapons on them? Peppers spray knives guns Does my pocket knife count? Yes a pocket knife counts. You can't go in with that. Give it here You call that a pocket knife? All right after that does anybody else have any weapons that they would like to let me know about before we go in does it count Is on me if it's in my backpack? Are you serious right now? Yes? It counts. No it counts. You cannot enter the building with any weapons even if it's in your backpack Why would anyone need to carry that many knives with them? I just never know what I'm gonna need them Now remember if you guys lie on anything and we find out you're gonna be in some deep doodoo. I'm talking real deep doodoo Hey you good did you lie on anything? No, but it's scary 18 32 47 28 17 12 9 You can't see any of that could you no? All right, just hold still for me. We're gonna check your ears out here. Oh my go Everything good You're all going through maps today Next Oh Sorry, yeah, I don't know if I can go and someone's watching me I Is that enough? It has to be all the way past the fill line I'm gonna be here a while. I'll stay in your early So early this food is trash. Why is it so cold in here? I'm hungry when's lunch they need to hurry up man. I don't want to sit here all day sandwich chips water That's it. This is so boring. I cannot wait to leave. I knew I should driven my car here today Dude this place is lit. I'm totally making a TikTok here whenever I get my phone back. I'm gonna be like You're all whoa All right, we're just gonna go over some paperwork just a verify and make sure everything checks out before we send you all the way through maps So first question I'm committed to any felonies. No, do you have any open traffic violations? No, if you were smoke marijuana No, all right looks like everything checks out Hey I'm joining the Air Force. What about you? Where are you from? I'm originally from Ohio I graduated with like a really small class of 59 did you go to a big school a little school? I'm gonna get a drink. Okay. Thank you for the test. I get it Hey, hey, I'm doing the Air Force. What about you? Maybe And next you're gonna be doing the duck walk. You're gonna take a step heel toe heel toe Be sure to keep your hands off of your legs and off of the floor Just take your time. There's no rush Keep your hands off of the floor And then when you turn around turn around on your heels Gorgeous do that I guess and keep your hands off the floor Gosh How do people not know what to expect at maps these people are crazy? It's not that hard just listen to simple instructions How is that person joining the military seriously just I don't get it. I don't get it I'm gonna be so bad I'm going to be in my pants. It's hold us to drink water at breakfast And we still haven't done the p-test. I don't know how much longer I can wait Oh I'm gonna have to go I need everyone to form a line it's time for the p-test got to be kidding me Oh Oh I can't stop I can't stop What about you oh You You got Instagram follow me air revision you got you to yeah, I just subscribe. Oh, yeah, I appreciate that sure Hey, as soon as we got our phones. I'm gonna expect all you guys be following me. All right So help me god so help me god Where please