A letter to Frank. Frank, if that is your real name, I... No, it is. Frank, don't lie to me. Frank, I know that is your name. You got damn prick, Frank. You bastard. Frank, I know what you did. You got damn Arsol, Frank. Frank, just that name makes me mad. Did your parents, Frank, hate you on sight? Frank, why the fuck would you call yourself that? Why would you not change it by DePaul, Frank? Frank, that is provocative. I really don't like Frank's. Frank, I really, really don't. Frankly, Frank, fuck you. Yours. In Frankness. Carlos Sands. Yes. I am a genius. I know. And yet where the fuck is my Nobel Prize for Literature? That fucking award is rigged. Also, if you were called Frank, then it is about a different Frank. Please don't hit me.