Phone is real and tell him one of their men is missing. Shalom. Are you from Israel, my friend? Good. Fine. I was in Israel myself. Yes. Would you mind standing, sir? Do you mind if I talk to you? It's so moody. Anyway, you like that I have big Irish family, I thought that was funny. I said it again, yeah? We gotta need you Irish people. But I was parades. Anyway, what is your name, my friend? Shlomo. Shlomo, I don't mean to laugh, but it's never. In America you call a guy Shlomo a couple of people stare. What's your name, Shlomo? Shlomo, you're a Salavage. You're jerking me around, Shlomo. Shlomo, love a Lavage. What do you do for living? I'm an entertainer. Shlomo. What's that? It'll make you funny. It's not the end of my nerve, Shlomo. Tell you that. Where do you work? In Israel. I got a show there. I got a show there. You know something you've got me talking like this. What's it even in a show? Sing along with Shlomo. Get out of here. Give my nice series a good score. Do you like this, Shlomo? Sing along with Shlomo. Oh, God. God bless you, Dad. Where you from, Dad? Laguna Beach. Laguna Beach. Nice to see you. You can sit down. Anyway, would you stand up, sir? This is a smart outfit if you've got a bucket of paint. Are you from Rhodesia? Oh, that's nice of you. Thank you, sir, for recommending. Anyway, uh... What is your name, sir? My name is Harry Booth. Oh, good to see Harry. Nice meeting you. I've met you before on TV and reduced that. And you're really? Yeah. Oh, good show. Who are you, Harry? What do you do for living, Harry? I look after radio equipment on the Rhodesia Railways. Oh, it sounds exciting. Anyway, uh... You're a nice... how long have you been here? About two weeks. About two weeks. Would you lift your arms, please? No. Please, Clint. Okay, Harry, I hope peace comes to your country and good things for all of us, okay? Thank you, very much. Good luck to you. Give Harry a nice thing. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back with my dear friend, Carol O'Connor, Peter Marshall, Bobby Rampson, and Jose Molina. Next video recorder, you can actually watch a show on one channel, while your videotaping a show on another channel. That way, you get to see both of them, so you don't have to worry about dreaming up new ways of deciding. Okay, first one to the TV set. Chooses. Ladies and gentlemen, thanks, Doc. I'm almost embarrassed to read this, but I must say my next guest, because we're dear friends, but I don't want to leave anything out, so I will take liberties of reading from a card. It has... television's most popular show without any question. Carol O'Connor is an Emmy award winner, who was currently in his ninth year of portraying the wonderful Archie Bunker. He is most important in the world, the best friend in life, a dear dear man, and a great star, Archie Bunker, Carol O'Connor. Thank you. Hey, when a band stands up, and I don't think they do that too often, you know you're there. It was a break. Isn't that the truth, folks, really? That's what I'm talking about. And a band stands up. Carol, it's so good to see you. I love you, Gilly. I know you're scheduled as a... Nothing from Doc. Not a word of a low, nothing. No recognition over here. Doc, give him a hello, something. Hey, all right. The band wave, the bag wave, and Doc turned his back. Well, you heard him. Hey, all right. Everything that he was a corral rallying. You know, I was just... I think that he was a corral rallying... I was just thinking, you know, I like Peter. Peter was a... ...show, you know where he asked questions. He must be one of the smartest guys in the world. If he retains 30 or 40 percent of the information, how much of that I've got? I don't remember who was one last night. No, I'm talking about... I'm talking about the questions you were asking. You know, I've watched it many times. I think if this guy just retains some of this stuff, he's got to be an encyclopedia. Do you retain anything at all? No, you don't look like you do. All right. When we're off there, I thought I'd be a little curious. I wish I did, though. I'd just be an honest guy. Actually, I do. I don't go a lot a little... ...tribbier things, what they call my noose. You look this day in, Carol. Yes. Little tiny thing. Okay, here's your visas. Yes, yes, yes. It goes to Lienford Dublin in the morning, and you... I threw in the other guy on the end. Carol, no, can't hear my dad and friend. That's ready to go on. You've got a resturant now. Yeah, who are we? Gingerbread is a gingerbread man. Oh, my God. I'd louse up the name every time. What is it, my dad? I'd never get it right. Tell me right. Let's talk in a broke. And what is the name of the place? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Look who became a Jew. When he dies, there's going to be a beer can on his face going, help me on belching. What, what, how do you say it now? Well, can I go into the history of this? You can do whatever you want when you're that big cattle. You can do whatever you want. The Smithsonian Institute. While your wife Nancy's running up and down the street going, hello, Sarah. Anyway... I just spit up, Carol. We're close to close. It doesn't matter. Lock my brains out, and he's spitting up a cigar juice. Go ahead, Carol. Are you ready? No, I am ready, my dad. Because we're good friends. Now, my partner Patrick O'Neill, started a play in New York many years ago called The Ginger Man. And while he was in that play, he got the idea of opening a restaurant there. So he thought, well, I'll call my restaurant, the Ginger Man. The Ginger Bread Man. The Ginger Man. The Ginger Man. Schmendry. What a brain. What a brain. And that's why you studied a Dublin University to come up with that name. To come up with that name. So anyway, so that's what he called this place in New York. And that's what he wanted to call this place. I'm only a partner. My partner Patrick O'Neill, whom you see on Kaz on Sunday nights, Britain Doctor, is the real force behind this restaurant. Well, you sure were pretty good, and you go, I am not allowed to drink too much now. I got to take care of my health. And he's got the cigar in one hand. I was over there the other night. You must go there. And he says, you know, Jan, my health isn't too good. But I got to watch myself. I'm fine. Thank God he's fine. But he's got to watch himself. Because Carol's a two-fisted guy. Ever since I've known him. He smokes the cigar, he's got the booze going. He's everything. And all we need is the broods, but we got the two wives sitting there going, down, down, down, down. Oh, this is Frank Johnny's box. Oh. Wow. Wow. When he dies, I'm going to put him in this. No, this is his cigarette box. It's his favorite box. It's a long story. He's a dummy, isn't it? He's got $40 million. He sits with his wife, Joanna, on the floor and goes, you're a turn. Anyway, and then put the trains through the tunnel. It's a whole damn. I'm going to put him in this. Why is he going? No, this is his cigarette box. It's his favorite box. It's a long story. He's a dummy, isn't it? It's got $40 million. He sits with his wife, Joanna, on the floor and goes, to the tunnel, it's a whole damn thing. I'm not even a filter one. Now, who cares? What about this? I'm going to discuss this box. All right, all right, all right. You remember, senior Wences? He worked the stranding. He was there for two years, till a pit went down, and he didn't know about it. Anyway, that's a show business joke. I will let him talk. A few butt out. You're getting on my nerves, really. I knew you in 1926, when Feyray was hot with the eight. Anyway, no, Fred, I really, I really am.