We're doing the whole thing as like a royal court, right? Yeah. Okay. Just want to make sure. Who dial approach the king's bench? What was the first three words you said? I said, Quing. Yeah, but you used the first three I didn't understand either. Who dares approach? Who dares approach? Did you guys have that? Yeah, it sounds like an over 3050 Sam added. No. My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the weekly dumb little behind the scenes, little behind baseball. We're recording this early. We're recording this early because someone's going on vacation. It's me and it's Zach mostly Zach. So all the employee of the months revoked gone. I heard looking for a new editor. All right. So Jake, Shaq short for Shaq. Who? So many people forget that. Who forgot? It's vast majority of people forget that it's short. I don't think they think it's just his name like share, which is actually short for sharing. Anyway, he picked his nose on TV thoughts live there. Actually, there's a pretty good gift of that that maybe we can add to this. I'm trying to bring back nose picking. So I might not be the right guy for this. Pick your note. I know we're going to go after that. Okay. So that's one thing we've covered that topic. He also they showed a picture of him hiking up his shorts as basketball shorts to show off his ass in the background of an interview when he was young, which also we have a video of Jake doing that from the playoff slash here. Are you Shaq. Yeah. Shaq and I are very similar people and I don't think a lot of people would instantly think that or ever. Even after you say that, I don't see it. I think me and Shaq would have a good time. Fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Had a meet and greet. Had a greet and meet. How are you spilling meat? Is Shaq the most beloved person in the world? It's like up there, right? Who would be rivaling him? Dolly Parton. Yeah. It's great one. Yeah. No one's got anything bad to say about her. Me, Shaq and Dolly Parton would be a good time. Yes. People don't think of me though. I have you have the annoying waiter. Pick your ear, pick your nose. What an episode for you. Yeah. And the shirt. Yeah. Brought to you by First News. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Me. Me. Me. Me. Backage, Jack. Oh, next story. I like this story a lot. Jim, can I ask you about the next story? Yeah. I like the story a lot. Jim, can I ask you about the next story? Yeah. I like the story a lot. Jim, can I ask you about the next story? Yeah. I like the story a lot. Headline writers don't speak English. Oh, this is my biggest nemesis. Can I read it in the voice of the person who made this headline? Yeah. Nowhere to go. Portable toilet inventory wiped out in central Florida. Shortage could affect upcoming events. I have it more like this. Nowhere to go. Portable toilet inventory wiped out in central Florida. Shortage could affect upcoming events. I think this is Britain attacking Florida. Like easy. They're out of topics. Nowhere to go. Portable toilet inventory wiped out in central Florida. Shortage could affect upcoming events. Two, three, four. Yeah. So in Florida, they have a law that says if you have a public gathering, you need to provide portapoddies. If it's 50 people for one hour, you only need one portapoddie. If it's 20,000 people for one hour, you need 25 portapoddies. If it's 500 for nine hours, 500 people, nine hours, you need 10. Can I tell you something that is absolutely disgusting, but I want to run it by Zach. Why not me? It's a videographer stuff. So just butt the fuck out. Okay. How about a GoPro inside the portapoddie on time lapse of all the shit pistols slowly filling. Yeah. Come on. If you saw YouTube video, like time lapse of inside a portapoddie and it was just the piss and shit just I've seen videos. If you're throwing a six hour event with 50,000 people, you need 381 portage options. What is happening? I'm using my dugout mug to hit balls. Contact. Contact. You got me. You got me. This is a mess. I'm in the portage. I'm in the portage. You are. Oh, fuck man. That's weirder than what I said. You know I'm a poop anytime guy. Yeah, that's true. Tell him the famous poop story. Oh, high school baseball. Um, pooped in a trash can. Jake pooped in trash can. And it was like why did I poop in the trash can, Jim? Because I beat you to the toilet. After I complained about needing to poop the whole ride home, but everyone had to poop. Not everyone had to poop. I didn't go in. And there's levels of poop. I mean, everybody poops. I didn't go. But I didn't go in the. Did you or did you not run faster to the portage on? Because you knew I had to poop. Because I also, it's not like I went in there and just. I'm a fan. I asked one question. But it's not like I, you always paint it like I didn't also have to poop. I went in there and I, it's not like I need to poop more than me. Well, that's not a fair concern. That's a very fair concern. That's the number one concern of pooping. I also had to go. I got to do it. I want to risk concern of pooping. So we had to stand on the bench in the middle of the locker room and dance reveal and poop and poop into it. And it was like when cell phone videos, there's 2003 is like cell phone videos just became a thing. So people were filming him and he was like, guys, come on. Like don't take pictures. And then I hate when we're currently clicked on early. Yeah. I don't know if we should do it again. Do this next story is stupid. Peter is suggesting changing the name of ham lake to ham lake. Now it's called ham lake because it looks like a piece of ham. Just because it's called ham lake, that could be in celebration of pigs. I mean, ham is traditionally a dead pig being eaten. So I think Pete is trying to get away from that. I don't think naming it ham lake means that people are killing more pigs. I don't know. The finger likes in Connecticut. You think people are chopping off fingers because they're going to the finger like. I don't think if the finger preservist were trying to save it then yes. They do not have a loud voice yet. Favorite finger. Three, two, one. Pointer. Minnesoda sanator Michelle Benson, whose district includes ham lake, has another suggestion for renaming the city. Stake Lake. So she's feisty. She's attacking Peter. Now Peter is in a tough position. Who do they like more? Pigs or cows? It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the it's Emily. Well, I think we have a little housekeeping before we get to Emily. Not Emily yet. Because Zach's making us record this early. We have decided to revoke his employee of the month trophies here here. Doug out mocks. Tell them about the employee. It's Emily. Jonathan sent me an email and said that his girlfriend Emily really likes the weekly dumb and she would love to be. She said her life goal is to be employee of the week. So congratulations to Emily. We will never be doing this again unless you Venmo me a lot of money. Oh no. Also Lou Ellen, who is our best most lovable superfan. She deserves her own. If you made it to the end of this weekly dumb, can you find all the people commenting that said they couldn't because it was it was the stupidest one yet and just tell them like it's all right. They'll be back to normal later. And finally one thing. Some grows from picking my nose. Showing your butt, shitting and public. Showing how I pooped up. What's up episode for you? Get over yourself. No. You've done all of that. Well, probably not the pooping thing into a garbage can. Not a lot of people have stood on a bench and pooped into a garbage can. You're one of few. A C-boy of the week. It's the weirdy-divit. That was a weekly dumb. Support for this show was brought to you by Doug out mocks. They currently have an early bird. 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