There was a hitman who charged $10,000 per shot. Guy approaches him in a bar and asks, Are you the guy who charges $10,000 per shot? Yes, the shooter replies, What if you miss the guy asks? The hitman looks at the guy and says with deadly seriousness, I never miss. The guy then says, All right, I have $20,000. I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend. They are together in a hotel right now. Let's go! Says the hitman, and they head to a store across the street, Cross the road from the hotel and climb onto the roof. The hitman takes out his rifle and attaches a scope. The guy says, I want you to shoot my girlfriend in the arm, and I want you to castrate my friend. The hitman looks through the scope for a few minutes without taking the shot. The guy asks, What's taking so long? The hitman says, Wait a minute, I might be able to save you $10,000.