That's not usually my problem. These days my problem is very simple. It's trying to find a place in my house where I can masturbate without somebody bothering me. And that's really difficult. There's nowhere to go anymore. She's got her mother staying with us too in the guest room and I'm on the streets now. I got nowhere to go. Like now I know when I see a guy in the west side highway jerking off and playing the daylight, that's not a homeless guy. It's a married man right there. He's got nowhere to go. Fuck it. Fuck you. Go ahead and look man. I got none. What am I going to do? It's not fair man. I'm 37 and I own my home. I should be able to just stand in the living room. How you doing honey? Good morning. But I can't. I got a hide. I'm down in the cellar by the boiler like a troll down there. I'm like a miserable. That's what it's like. My masturbation doesn't bring much joy to guys. Women seem to like masturbating. They put flower petals on the pillow. They're like, aw, me or whatever. You know. My guys are like, oh shit. No, I'm going to. Damn it. Sometimes you find ecstasy, but it's followed by the deepest self-hate and depression you've ever felt. It's an amazing drop. From way up here to this like, oh yeah. The fuck is wrong with me. God damn it. I got to get to work. I don't have time but it's shit right now. But then you get married. Now you got a hide. And you have to. You have to hide. Because when your wife catches you masturbating, that's sad for the whole family. That's not. Not a good moment in a marriage. She comes in the cellar. Oh my god. And then she always wants to know shit about it. Always asked me stuff. My wife's like, well, do you think about me when you're doing that? What are you fucking high? Why would I do that? I can think about anybody. That's magical. Why the fuck would I? I'm married to you. What do women really think their husbands are going on? My wife. Oh yeah. That's fucking high. Oh yeah. Picking up at the airport and getting the old ad on that fucking hide. Yeah. Put it in the hand for not on top of you idiot. Oh I love when she talks like that. Yeah.