Hi, today is a cooking show. We're gonna make wine. He's an idiot. Glass of wine. You can't make wine in five seconds. Yes, I can make wine in five seconds. What the fuck are you crazy about making a glass of wine? What are you going to make wine? It takes six months to ferment. To me, it takes six minutes. Six pocket minutes. Yeah, I can't wait. Why don't you just buy a fucking bottle? I don't want to buy that. I don't want to pay six thousand. This was only a dollar twenty nine. You're fucking moron. Well, I can't wait. Let's see. Oh, we're going to make wine now. Let's see. Let's see. Watch me make wine. Oh, yeah. I'm making wine. I'm making wine. Fuck you. I'm making wine. You're a fucking idiot. They're not even crushing them. Yes, I have crushed them. Look. They're not even crushing. Look, they're not even crushed. They're all these grapes are still put together. Idiot. They're not even crushing. Yes, they are crushing. They're not crushing. You're supposed to have like one of those big wine barrels and you stop on them with your feet. This thing's doing nothing. Look, you fucking idiot. Then I'll use my hands. Oh, Jesus Christ. There. There. Use my fucking hands. I'm making my wine with my hands. With my hands. They're still not crushing. You have it. You haven't even crushed them yet. I did crush them. Not you. Nope. I made my wine. Six minutes. Yeah, right. And how you gonna ferment it? I'm gonna. Six minutes. Gotta be done. They're not even crushed. They are crushed. Fuck you. They're not even crushed. They're not even crushed. I cancel the show. This is stupid. You're in here. There. Okay. There. Unbelievable. There. I made wine. There. I made wine. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Fuck you, I did. No, look at it. I did fuck you. There's a still a fucking grape. Do you see that? It is still a grape. It is not fucking glass of wine. It is not a fucking grape. That's fucking. Okay. Now. Watch this, asshole. Yeah. I'm watching. Well, watch it. What's... Oh, that's wine. That's wine. Oh, yeah. That looks real fucking delicious. It is. It's fucking delicious. Yeah. It looks it. It is. Watch. Yeah, watch it. It looks like cat piss. It is cat piss. It is. Yeah, it is. Did you ferment it? Did you ferment it? I'm... Six minutes. I'm gonna drink that. It looks like fucking horse urine. That's fucking wine. It is fucking disgusting. That's wine. I made fucking wine. You didn't know. You made fucking, fucking crushed grapes. I'm having wine with my dinner. Yeah, good. Home made. Fuck you. There. Enjoy your cat piss. I will. Taste it. More on. I'm not drinking this garbage. It looks like garbage juice. Fuck you, Eddie. It's drinking. Taste it. You'll see that it's wine. I'm gonna fucking vomit. Ugh. Disgusting. Fucking vomit. Screw you. We made wine. Thank you for joining us today on how an old fucker crushes grapes. Because that's all you did today. I did not crush grapes. I made wine. I made wine. Bye. He's an asshole. He's a real asshole.