Are you truly prepared to learn the forbidden secrets of alchemy? I warn you, the guild banished me, calling my mixtures distasteful. My methods were too revolutionary for those small-minded fools. I don't know, Master. How forbidden are we talking about? First, we apply the cereal to the bowl. Oh, thank the gods. You're not one of those people who pulled a nook in first. That would have been horrifying. We add the Pepsi. Mmm! No! Please, somebody stop her! She's mad!