I would be driving this. A Jake's Fab works JF5U. James would be driving this. An aluminum cramped class 10. And Hannah would have this. A plastic green pickup truck. Okay, now this is supposed to be... ...no, Volkswagen Beetle. Because that is where this poor began. People racing parts run the desert. But it's got a 2.4 liter Chevrolet engine. And the sequential gearbox. The only thing it really has in common with the Beetle is nothing. Champion. Haha! Oh, we got 16 inches of suspension travel at the front. 18 of the back needs. Landing is really very comfortable. Oh, yes! My 2013 curry underneath this plastic pickup body. How's the same tubular space frame chassis as the other two? But I've only got a 2.0 liter engine. However, it's a 4-Eco boost, so it's turbo charged. And they've tuned it, so it's putting out just shy landing a 300 brake horsepower. And now I'm going to fly it. Ah! This is bliss! Meanwhile, in the Illumid Craft Class X. I forgot dust in my face. It doesn't have a windscreen. I don't like cars with no windscreen. Why do I let the others talk me into this? Why do I just sell them to bugger off? Ah! Last time I did that, it ended very badly. The races they do in these things are enormous. Hundreds, sometimes a thousand miles or more. Sometimes I spend nine hours a day in the driving seat. Oh, I so want one of these. Come on, let's have some air here. What a riot! How can James Maen not enjoy this? As it happened, he was starting to enjoy it. And we... Any sideways in it? Oh! Watch me fly! I'm going to do one more. After Billy Bob May it had his fun. We all stopped for a breather. Yes, I don't like admitting you're right, but I can be magnanimous. It's brilliant. You wasted your life with Showpad and plywood. You're a June racer. You've always been a June racer. You just didn't know you were. It was fantastic. And it's comfortable. That's the thing, it's comfortable motor sport. Because of the suspension. It's just brilliant. It's cheap skate motor sport. Is it? Yes, it's cheap skate motor sport for people with dicky backs. That's what it is. Because landing is so sharp. Sometimes I'm thinking, have I landed? Yes, really. Anyway, I've got a brilliant idea. What? Time trial, flying lap, one at a time against the clock. I'll go first. You must put that right. You must take them to it. Having jumped back here, Billy Bourne embarked on his flying lap. Yeah, he jumped. Here we go. That's James May. That's just not right. What's next? He's going to take up cage fighting. Oh my god. Look at those kissing kick me off. Oh my god. Look at those kissing kick me off. I'll sell. We don't know whether that's faster or whether it is less than a minute. Yeah, the first time he's done anything in less than a minute. We can't open the car door in less than a minute. No, he can't. All sign his name. No, that's two minutes. Definitely. Biggles is back. I can do a slightly better one than that. I have another go. Next, it was my turn. I just want to say, Hammond, you have twice as much horsepower as me, and May, you have 50 horsepower more than I've got. So it's only my men's skill that's going to put me in contention there. Yeah. Well, what else is there? This sounds like I've been... This is ready for the end of this race. I've got 200 kilograms lighter than this. I'm just saying, in case I'm not as quick. Eventually, Mr Racing excuses was underway. Here he comes into his flying arm. Right, here we go. I made that last noise. Yes. Concentrating very hard. It's not very good straight there. I think a bit spiraling out. Nice rubby through there. I was able to look enough for them to serve mid-air snacks. Get it straight. Oh, my God. And there we are. I don't know how I've done, but it felt pretty good to me. There are a few things in life I enjoy more than delivering bad news to Jeremy Klaus. It's possibly my favourite thing. Fossing myself not to do a little dance. How much faster was I? Well, unless your seconds were smaller, you were slower, because you were 58.5. What was he? 57.81. What that means is he beat you. I cannot believe that. Has anybody got a gun? Finally, it was the turn of Ricky Redneck. Right, ready to be stopped, watch. This is how you do this. Oh, yeah. He's in a pickup truck on a loose surface. Yeah, he's at home. You know, at the moment you're winning. Yeah. In a minute, you won't be. What are you looking at? A glint. You see that? No. Oh, no, Steven! End of the left, Handa. Keep it tall. Oh, what was that? What the hell was that? That was... What's the matter with him? Is he bust the gearbox? What? Not very quick. What was the matter? That was a weirdest thing. Well, it's like a ricochet.