Whoa! Ah, it's cold. Let's review some coffee. Okay, there's that. Oh, nope, the boat doesn't work. Alright, so we're gonna... Dark roast. What I'm talking about. Alright. Got the American flag on it. I'm digging the branding for sure. Not to mention, did you see the box? Try to make sure to show that my dress. But that. Coffee or dye. All about that light. Probably gonna cut this out. Close it on the wall behind me. Because that's the kind of guy that I am. Right up my alley. First impressions. Branding is pretty dope. I'm liking the black map finish on the bag. The font choices dope. Coming from the graphic design background. I can appreciate that. Bold, aroma, and smoky flavor. This was made for a rugged coffee drinker. This is the OG cup I've been using for years. Since it's actually already pre-ground. Usually I get my coffee whole bean, but not complaining about a free coffee ever, ever. Never will you ever hear me complain about free. Even if it's McDonald's. Don't care. I'll drink a free coffee from anywhere. Anyway, usually get a whole bean. I've got the grinder back here. I'm gonna coffee set up. That baby in there. I'm gonna make this with no particular measurements. Anything. I'm going to eyeball it. Brew the water to about 200 degrees. Let it cool off to about 190. I'm gonna do this stuff and give it a first taste test impression. And we'll go from there. Well, that's cooling off. Let's go ahead and give this a little sniff. First sniff is always my favorite. Let's see. Yeah, it smells dark. Smells dirty. It smells like I like it. It's exactly like the bag describes, I would say. Smoky and bowl. I'm just gonna... Tell me in the comments. Tell me in the comments if this pisses you off. Me just pouring and not measuring anything. Because it kind of makes me upset, but it does look good. And it's pretty, uh... pretty dark there. Pretty dark. Pour. And let's go in for the first pour. Let's see if the net pours flow so quickly. I have to go grab that other cup. As soon as possible. Oh! Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. There we go. All right, we just made that. Right at the tippy top. As I finish the pour, so not to waste. There we go. Okay, well that's going... I guess I probably shouldn't talk. Because that's kind of noisy. Honestly, it doesn't smell that exciting off the cuff. It's be quite honest, it kind of just smells like coffee right now. I got here now. Which we've done almost 10 seconds. Three seconds. Just a couple of seconds. All right, now that's done brewing. Let's just go ahead and blow on this and see if we can get us a nice sip. I mean, it's all right. Maybe I didn't brew it proper. Kind of just tastes like coffee. What is that? Oh god! Oh my throat has been violated. Well, taste pretty normal to me. Maybe my taste buds are tainted because I have already had a couple of cups of coffee that weren't this. And that coffee is also dark like everything that I drank usually. So maybe it tastes exactly like the coffee that I was drinking earlier. Or maybe I have just ruined my taste buds. But I would say this is a pretty normal cup of coffee. Okay, starting to cool off a little bit. I think I might be a little too used to dark coffee because this tastes pretty normal to me. Yeah, this tastes normal. During the editing of this video, I'm realizing that I did not ever really define what normal means to me. I'm drinking a coffee again, by the way. What does normal mean to me? I'm a crazy coffee drinker. I am a proffo. And I drink my coffee like gasoline. I treated it as such and I wanted to taste as such. Give it to me black. And this is going somewhere that I wanted to go. Defining normal to me means the coffee tastes like dark gasoline. That was in a still for 20 years. I wanted to taste bold and dark. And I wanted to, in fact, destroy my taste buds with every sip. So that is exactly what this coffee did for me. And based on your coffee preferences, you may or may not like this. If you enjoy a super dark, murdered out coffee roast, you're going to be your coffee. If not, then maybe don't get this one. But based on my personal preferences, I would probably give it about an eight or a nine, based off of just like the kick in the face that I like to have. That's about it. So I hope I've given you the insight you were looking for. I really can't wait to try all the coffees that I possibly can in the amount of time that I have on this earth. What is wrong with me? If you have a coffee that you would like me to taste specifically, let me know in the comments below or hit me on my email, dgatangalband.com. And like, subscribe to the bell so you get notified when I post new videos. And I'll see you in the next drink of black. Peace. Give it to me black. And this is going somewhere I don't want to go. We're not putting that video out on the internet. No, we're not. No, we're not. Goddamn it. Goddamn it. Oh. Oh, give it to me. Give it to me hot and black. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. Oh my god. Oh, okay. What is normal? Who's at me?