Do you think you're gonna get the new iPhone? Um, no. Okay, what's with the attitude? I'm sorry, I just personally don't believe in buying new iPhones. I only buy secondhand iPhones because I don't support child labor. But it's fine if you do, I'm not judging. But you're still using Apple products. Yeah, I wish it didn't have to. But it just slinks up with my MacBook Pro. I care about the kids too. But I also care about animals. Which is why I don't contribute to factory farming. Organic is the only way to go, but I'm not judging. That's funny, because unlike the majority of society, I don't even eat animals. Except for fish on Fridays because they don't have souls. But I'm not judging. You eat plants. Plants have feelings too. That's why I rescued all the flowers from the grocery store. Plants are the problem. They're taking up all the water. I believe in water conservation. I only drink water on Sundays from recyclable containers. I only drink the backwash from cups that people leave in Starbucks. Nikki, that's literally so gross. It's not that bad. It's mostly just melted ice. Sometimes if people see me doing it, they just give me their drink. I don't even take showers anymore. I only wash my feet and clothes. Yeah, I can tell. You smell. That's just my organic deodorant. Well, I don't just conserve water. I also conserve energy. I conserve energy too. That's why I don't use electricity just candles. Well, I'm believing candle wax because it gives off carbon emissions. That's why I use solar energy. I drive a hybrid. You still drive a car? It's 2017. I ride a bike, but I'm not judging. No judgment taken because most of the time I just walk really fast. Like this. I walk at a really moderate pace so I don't have to drink as much water. I don't use paper products. I only use biodegradable aluminum foil. NAPKIN? Oh, thanks. I made a bracelet to raise the environmental awareness. Deforestation waste energy. People call into place orders for bracelet materials waste energy. I don't waste energy, but no judgment. I don't even blink anymore because I don't believe in wasting energy. I even sit down anymore. I made a meme that got a hundred people not to sit down anymore. I raised 100 kids into adulthood who don't even know sitting exists. They don't know how to sit. Well, I don't believe in children. Bringing life into this cruel world is messed up. I made a meme about it. I made a meme that counteracts for me. I made a meme that counteracts the counteract should have my meme. I started a petition. How big memes? I started a petition just out of petitions. Petitions waste paper which waste energy. My petition is an e-card. Well, an e-card could be printed and think about it. If it can be printed, it will be printed. Good luck with that. I'm spreading this all over Twitter. We'll have fun tweeting that on your brand new smartphones. You have a smartphone, too! Ah! I'm gonna change the world! What? What? I'm gonna change the world!