Let's try it! What?! Right in the middle of the web... No, it wasn't it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She's coming. Oh boy. Hey, King! Hi. So I did everything you and Ross said and nothing worked. What? I said things? Hey, I brought him gifts. It's a silver notes unit. Uh, wait, what? It's serenaded him with my beautiful voice. I even baked something for him and he peaked it out. Oh, that's raw to do next. First of all, that was Ross's terrible advice. Hey, I personally thought those were some really good advice. Whatever. Don't care. No, you'll try. Oh! Second of all, this is the fifth time this week you somehow found me to complain about. Who is this again? Ezreal? Actually, how do you keep finding me in general? Third, what makes you think I know first hand about these things? And fourth, what makes you think I even care? I'm gonna end up killing this kid, I swear. King! You're silly! Of course I didn't expect that much from you. It's just really nice to have someone to talk to. This might be hard to believe since I'm just so charming, but I don't have a lot of friends to talk to at all. People mostly run away from me because I know I'm a little bit too much. I'm just a little bit too much. Let's talk to it all. People mostly run away from me because I seem different. And I was often alone. So when I came across you that day, I thought, hey! This guy's in the same position as me. I figured he wouldn't mind the company every now and then. I guess I didn't take into account that you're alone maybe because you wanted to be. But doesn't that get lonely? Ah, I see. Hm? You okay? Hmm. Anyways, me and Ross should probably get going. Master Zed isn't gonna kill himself. But wait! I still don't know what to do about Ezreal! Just go ahead and tell him straight. Be honest. And if he says no, you can always kill him. I'll even join you. Hmm. Well you are right. You'll join me in playing him, promise? Uh, sure. Your game solved. Excuse me? That girl, Zoe. You haven't even tried killing her yet. Do you think I didn't try? That kid's technically a god. She always lets through my grasp. I've been touched the little Gremlin. Hmm. Sure, whatever you say. Just don't forget to say goodbye real soon. You know what's coming. Your jokes are getting more and more repetitive, Ross. We'll see about that. I'm gonna go ahead and tell him straight. He's gonna be a god. He's gonna be a god. He's gonna be a god. He's gonna be a god. He's gonna be a god. He's gonna be a god. Thanks for watching the video. If you liked this story, please check out the original artist's V-Cakes. If you liked the animation, please check out Fax Channel. He does a lot of these and he deserves the attention. Links will be in the description.