And now 60 seconds with Martin Freeman. A spray town or prefer to keep it pale. I think pale is in these days. Well, I'm just disappointed you said that. I think pale is in. It's amazing, it's me and a paper pants. A lot of people imagine that. That's how I'm in show business. Do an American accent or a Jamaican accent? Who would I rather offend? Be reincarnated or hang out as a ghost. A ghost, because I think I'd like to still be me, even though I'm often not very happy with me. There's torment people forever. Yeah, or make them a bit happier. I'm glad that's how you see me. Yeah, you'd make people's lives a fucking misery. Continue to puss to them. Give people dating advice or stover hell out of them. I think stover hell out of it, I think. Yeah. Watch Love Actually with your family during the holidays or a Christmas Carol is a better choice. I think a Christmas Carol, you know, begging Richard Curtis' pardon is a better story, but it hasn't got me in it. So that's always been the down the floor for a Christmas Carol for me. So love actually, yeah. Well, the Muppets Love actually would be quite good. The Muppets Love actually would be good. I'd like to see my scenes in that. Curl it as a standing. Yeah, I'm playing Thorin, who is the leader of the dwarves. What this particular group of dwarves on this particular quest. And can you tell us about that? Me as a person. You. You as a light-feel, a little bit more specific. You don't want to go anywhere. I've got 40 years to talk about it. Now for the Hobbit questions. Have excellent swordsmanship or don't stand too close to me? Excellent swordsmanship. I think I'm all right with a sword. Yeah, I think so. Thanks, man. I think I'm all right with a sword. Yeah, I think so. Thanks, man. In the Lord of the Rings and the Legendary, in that we created of Lord of the Rings, he, you know, did the smegle column sort of personalities. I'm that kind of defined in the book. And that's something that I think we... I know how this works. I'm all over it. Maybe a head for a roll or put on 20 pounds. Shave my hand. Why? Because I'm incredibly vain and I wouldn't want to be a fat dude. I think you could put on 20 pounds and still not be a fat dude. Really? What is 20 pounds? It's about half a cow. It's not. OK, shave the head. Why do you think you're sick of this rock? Why do I think I'm suited? That's a good question. Actually, that might be one for Peter and Simon Phillips. Why do you want to play this song? I just think it's a really amazing opportunity to take a character from a book that I was brought to as a child and that I was... I mean, my first experience on stage was in a production of the Hobbit. Really? The Alex Theos, the other one. Really? And I played an elf. And Gollum was a little paper mache puppet with a man off stage on a microphone. Mike, I'm not. This is another... So it's kind of in my childhood very prominently. So to come to it as an adult, you know, a middle-aged man and kind of have another look at it is a brilliant opportunity. The prosthetic feet. Yeah. Or left them on set. Left them on set. They're too heavy. Were you pouring sweat out of them after the end of the day as well? That's not really that nice. Sometimes Heather would take them off because she'd have to talc me up on a shaved leg. The leg would come off on one time, a bit of... One time, a bit of... Have a good sense of fashion or where's my stylist? Where's my stylist? I'd rather let someone else think about it. Okay. Hence the... F***ing hard, I'm wearing to this. That looks like you thought about it. Have you mentioned about Gollum? Yeah. Are you looking forward to acting against print screens? Yeah, I was in the MoCAP studio yesterday, actually, which is a first for me. And it really... I've never quite understood the technology behind it, but it really does appear that it's like being in Avatar the Movie and quite looking forward to that. But also, I think with this film in particular, there's enough creative genius in terms of the art department and the technological department. But at the same time, I do think we're going to get out there in nature and really experience this possibly more so than a purely technical film, which is really exciting. It's a good marriage of both, I think. And you walk in the... My talki sweat landed in her mouth. Can you imagine a sort of milky substance land flying into a woman's mouth? Milky foot substance. I can't. My publicist is having a gore in her mouth. Yeah. Okay, final question. Have a beer with Gollum or the dwarves? The dwarves, definitely. Because they're better drinkers, they're more hearty and they wouldn't be constantly trying to take something from me. This is now acting. Watch this. This has been 60 seconds with me, Martin Freeman, only on cinematics. I should be doing that. That's a real good. I wonder how long my career will last. What a shame it's over just as it's beginning. Get along well with your horse or you're no longer speaking. Get along well with my horse. We've talked about this, actually. You snuggled when I said I had a relationship with my horse. Well, because you said you had a relationship with your horse. They were lovely horses. She liked her long locks as well. We had a little bit of a hair thing going on together. Both just... That's still the critter, though. The leader of our company, Sornin' of the Gantjo. This has been 60 seconds with Richard Armitage, only on cinematics. This isn't live, is it? No, I should. I know this. You imagine it. This is the first of a series of programs.