Japan is an island by the sea filled with... VALTINESS! In the year negative a billion, Japan might not have been here. In the year negative forty billion was here, and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island, and some people walked to it. Now there are lots of trees, and you're tree... Because it's... So now there's sexy people eating nuts off-yuck and using the latest technology, like stones and bowls and chasers. Ding dong is the outside world, and they have technology from the future. And you're selling stones and... And create rice farms. Now you can make a lot of sexy time. That means if you own the farm, you own a lot of electricity, which is something everybody needs to die. So that makes you king. Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land all the way to here. The most important kingdoms were here, here, here, here, here, here. But this one was the most, most, most, most, most, so, so, most, most important, ruled by a heavily super person, partner. Knock knock. Who's that? Get the door. Prince wants everyone to try this hot new sex position. Try it! He said, there's really nothing they could do. And so the religion caught on fire, and the religion was burned down. And all the people came then, the government was taken over by puppet shows, and they made some reforms. Like making the government government... More, and making the government government more, and making the government... Crapie, like China's government. Which is a government that governs crapie. They said, hi dip shit, said China. Can you call something else other than... ...dee, said Japan. Like what, said China. I was about to... ...chase, say... ...such a pan. And they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book. Get that squared away. And then they made lots of poetry and part of another alphabet about themselves. Then the Emperor died, and moved the capital every time he... ...and even stopped moving the capital every time the Emperor died. Stop it, I'll win. I'll be a samurai. He kept it in one place for a while, right here. And they conquered a rich hipster named... ...Kukukukukukukukukukukukuk... ...Bored with boredism visits some... ...and learns a better version, which is... ...a better version, which is a better version, which is... ...two. Reinvent stones and causes art and literature to be... ...and the royalty palace turned into such a shit world of crap. How are you supposed to protect criminals? Higher a samurai. It's important people could not afford to hire samurai. They let the Emperor still be Emperor, but the Emperor is actually into Shogun. Breaking news, the Mongols have invaded China. We've invaded you as well. So the Mongols came over and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese, but then died in it. Excuse me? The Emperor can still dress his... ...that's fine. Now there's more alive. Like painting with colors, collaborative, right? T.P. plays. Baby powder? It's time for who's going to run this bitch? The Shogun doesn't have a kid, so he tries to get his brother to have a kid. He says, okay, but then the Shogun has a brother, so now who's it going to be? Other options, press fire. Everyone voted so hard that they really didn't give a shit about running the country. Everyone is fighting with each other for a try for some power. Knock knock. It's Europe. They just want to shit. Hot guns. Everyone's still trolling each other now with locks and guns and chains. Wouldn't it be nice to troll the try for some power, right now is puppet gun guns? This clan is ready to make sexy times just to have to trample this cut time. Surprise, the United States wins, and the leader of that clan invades the capital. When someone who works for him kills him, and then someone else who works for him kills them. That guy finishes hunting everybody. And made some rules. And now I'm going to invade Korea and then hopefully China and then hopefully Korea and then hopefully... ...some rises. And the five guys said, yeah right, it's going to be this kid because we're grown-ups. And it's probably going to be this kid who happens to be a lot of people supporting, not supporting him. But a lot of people support supporting, not supporting him. They have a fight and he died in a tornado. This is the new government and they are so strict that close to the country. No one can come in except for the Dutch if they want to shit. But they have to do it right here. Everyone learned to read, books were published, there was poetry, plays and beach studies. Knock knock. It's the United States. The huge books, guns and Jesus. Oh mama mia mama mia. There's really nothing they could do so they signed a contract of... Charshu and Satzuma hated for oh son, that sucks they said. And with almost very little outside help, they overthrew this. They made a new con. It was pretty western. Korea. The Korean taking it from its previous owner. Korea and then go fuck themselves. Shit ton of rotten soldiers. Now create a big win, don't visit us. And Japan says that sucks. Can you maybe downgrade it? And Russia says how about maybe you upgrade? Chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill. Japan is kind of scared of religion. Japan and Great Britain will level together so they can level and be a little less scared of... Japan goes to war against everybody. Yes. But the military is doing just fine. Anyway. You've got mail. It's from Germany. It's time for World War II. Germany is invading maturians. Then the neighbors neighbors neighbors who happened to be Britain said, Holy shit. And the United States started helping Britain because they're friends and our friends are like, I'm invading the entire... ...Rule Kingdom. The United States are working along. Okay. Just a little wobble. So war looks bad on TV. And the United States are not giving a fuck about their image. So the United States goes to war in Europe. And they haven't used the bomb yet and are curious to see if it works. So they drop out on Japan. The United States installed a new government with just the right ingredients for... And Japan starts making TVs, TVs, TVs and TVs as fast as they can. And the economy goes wild. But everything's still pretty cool, I guess. Bye. Yeah.