Ready? This is Test144-J. We are at an undisclosed location in Tibet, where Agent Coffee is about to use a motorized ascender to climb SCP-144, a rope, leaving to an asteroid in geostationary orbit. It's not set to go too fast is it? Faster than you drive. Which one with my driving? A three-legged dog passed us on the way here. Hey, that dog was freakishly agile. You can proceed with the test now. So far so good. He's only ten feet off the ground. Yes, and he's done well for those ten feet. Picking up speed now, fifty feet, seventy-five, random question, if you had to pick a theme song for your life, which song would you choose? What? I can't decide between Taylor Swift's Shake It Off and the British National Anthem. Can we please focus on the task at hand? Okay, sheesh. I don't know what you think we're missing. Oh, look, he's still going up the rope. Actually, wait, he's stopping. Is there a problem with the ascender? No, a flock of birds is circling. Several have landed on him. They look like bearded vultures. Should we signal him to abort? No need. He's coming back down. He's descending the rope. More like descending without the rope. Move. Ugh. How are we going to clean that up? Well, I guess that answers your question. And that concludes Test144-J.