Hello, I'm a citizen, and I'm the government. So do you work for me or are you like my dad? Just think of me as the things that we do together. BADDOO! Together. Hello, I'm a citizen, and I'm the government. Hey, it's tax season. How much do I owe you guys? Oh, you have to figure that out for yourself. Do you know how much I owe you? Oh, yeah, we know, but we're not going to tell you. You have to figure it out. What happens if I get it wrong? Well, then you owe us more. And you might go to prison. Hello, I'm a citizen, and I'm the government. Hey, you guys outlawed marijuana. Yes, it is worse than cocaine. Uh, can I see some studies to back that up? You know, it's real hard to find scientific studies on that kind of subject. Because you outlawed it? Yes, it is worse than cocaine. Hello, I'm a citizen, and I'm the government. Hey, I'm social distancing, and I wanted to check to see if you'd resolve those testing issues. Sorry, I don't know which ones you're talking about. Tested the CDC screwed up? Yeah, you're going to need to be a bit more specific. How many tests did the CDC screw up? I can't hear you! I can't hear because of the blue light! What the hell? I don't want to! Oh, that's so cool! You're welcome!