Hey, how's it going? Not so good, Chris. Not so good at all. Oh no, did you forget to have a horsey moves again? Believe it or not, worse. I just made a bet with Samuel L. Jackson that I could invent a cooler form of chess than he could by tomorrow morning. Oh wow, the stakes on that are immediately obvious and apparent. What have you got so far? Alright, alright. Hear me out. Lazy Susan Chess. What? So it just like spins? Yep. Anti-gravity chess. Check. Permadeath Chess. Knight takes pawn. Chess as a service. That'll be 37 cents. Actually, just checkers. King me. Chess, 3.5. Check. Work moves to grapple king. Can you beat an AC of 37? Yes, Bishop. Hold him. I'm in for two pawns in a bishop. Check. Check. Oh no, no, no. I mean like, check. Oh, well, I've got three queens. Elden Chess. My end, Chess. It says here that all moves must be made before December 12, 2012. Well, good game. Real big chess. This is terrible. That's the impression that I get. Trial by combat chess. King takes knight. I can't chess. Chess is internet comedy content. What? And I'm in a swamp. Ricky. This is the joke. Don't eat a pastry on a doghouse last door monster. I thought you were going somewhere with his back. This is really uncomfortable, Ricky. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know you had a pipeline.