Ladies and gentlemen, how about that for a birthday present, eh? Cristiano Ronaldo with his 807th goal his second career had trick for Manchester United. Wow Wow, wow, wow three incredible goals all for different reasons, but we're witnessing greatness here people We're witnessing greatness Manchester United dead three two winners against spurs and I will get into it and we will talk about the overall team performance X Y Z but Wow Cristiano Ronaldo with Such a magnificent hat trick after you know a time when there's continued question marks from a lot of people is he passed it Is he really just seeing out his days as a football player at Manchester United? Is he fuck wow that first goal there was vintage vintage Cristiano Ronaldo incredible put his foot through it. Whoo what a finish United being typical United we didn't we didn't push for that second enough We sat too deep we invited spurs on to us the pressure was coming and the penalty was there It was a handball Question marks whether we should have had one for the dire situation, but it's completely relevant Come out in the second half who comes up again actually now that was before half time. It's two one a half time Wasn't it um Sancio wonderful ball over the top Sancio wonderful pasta who Cristiano Ronaldo in the middle right place right time proper number nine finished that one Then suppose equalized again when United that what a ridiculous own goal from Harry McGuire I think he was put into a bad situation by his teammates, but at the same time That's just another black mark on on Harry McGuire season, which is just getting worse I suppose but then who comes up with the goods at the end to complete only a second Manchester United hat trick But what a hat trick what a towering header what a header that was wow 37 years old people 37 807 goals now he has scored I think is a highest ever goal score according to FIFA statistics from club and international level And what a way to go into that game against the let's come and drink we needed some momentum after what was another truly humiliating defeat at the hands of our rivals the four one defeat to city last week and That there keeps What I would say is it is a dim light at the top four chances Manchester United. It's a dim light It's not completely fake. It's not blown out. It's faded That man there has kept it alive Suppose like he did in the Champions League group stages against Villarreal against that to Lancer He's done it there today for us in the Premier League Don't ripen out I off people. I know you want to you're wasting your goddamn time This is Chris John Ronaldo just quite literally the greatest goal scorer. There will ever be and he's still a great goal scorer and he came up with the goods there today where Manchester United needed him the most We needed someone to lead by example today wasn't a game like like Burnley or Southampton or Middlesbrough or Watford It wasn't a game where United dominated created chance after chance after chance But we were clinical today. We could have more yet cool. Of course But we were clinical with the chances and that man there was so clinical So for rociously confident in his own ability to find the back of the net and today He found it three times as I said it's my birthday tomorrow Wish me happy birthday and drop a like on the video people come on But Ronaldo they're coming up with the goods When we needed him to the most what a player what a man if we're looking at the overall team performance There's holes I can pick in it. Of course. There's holes you can pick in it as well Manchester United going one nilup We didn't go for the seconds. We sat deep. We tried to play a game of containment This team can't contain teams Spurschool four in the last two games. You really think you're gonna keep them out. No, you're not It was a penalty. All right, Ted has had his arm in an unnatural position. You can argue If you really want about whether we should have one I think it was probably more of a penalty than the dire situation, but that's just a debate for a different day Kane ridiculous penalty taker one all Who comes up with the goods again a sand show by the way today sandshow people How good is it watching jade and sancho at the moment right real Just a master really I made master masters the wrong word But it's masterful watching him He's just he's an artist so when he watch him play it's it feels like a joy to watch him play Compare him to Marcus raster right now two players are very different points in their game when it comes to confidence He was fantastic. I tell you who else was fantastic as well Fred what if Fred get Fred got a 7.6 down here Just below sancho. Yeah, well, they got they got they got their rating spot on actually I would say the best three players in that game of christian and Ronaldo of course coming up the straight 10 down there at the bottom Let me scroll up so you can see that we're now to there with the 10 santa with a 7.9 and Fred with a 7.6 I think that's fair Fred was fantastic today in that midfield and I mean fantastic Right decisions right aggression where it was needed right pressing when it was needed right decision to drop deep when it was needed Just correct decisions I would say the whole game from Fred and it was a game that we didn't have Bruno Fernandez right and then we there was question marks about what was going to go on I tell you what We did we dropped off too much but I enjoyed pop like pop was crucial for that third goal right Crucial I would say pop a play well didn't play incredibly But we had it felt like what I don't know we didn't have too much control And I'll be honest if we were looking at the problems they probably came inside that space there inside the midfield we're just We I'm not sure if you saw it. I saw it certainly during the game Ronaldo was trying like Get everybody to bring up their line. Well, it was like you're sitting too deep stopping by the pressure on play higher play higher That shouldn't be Ronaldo doing that should be Harry McGuire as a captain Ten anybody to bring that defensive line up that's McGuire's job not yours Ronaldo your job is scoring goals Which did very well McGuire there today look I'm not gonna slam him too hard for the own goal I think he kind of had to put his leg in there. He didn't know the Romero was offside And I'll be honest. I don't think he should have been putting that position It's poor defending to let the ball go out there But it's just another McGuire Fuck up. It's just another black mark and I think Ralph Rannick has made a lot of good decisions as Manchester United manager But backing Harry McGuire has not been one of them I think he's made a mistake in continuing to back Harry McGuire. I think Vittalindalop deserves To be starting in that team ahead of him and he should be starting in that team ahead of him against athletic homerjrid But Christian Ronaldo I I said I thought he was gonna be rested I thought there's no way that Ronaldo's gonna play 90 minutes here against Spurs and then be able to do the same thing against athletic homerjrid on Tuesday Well, it shows why I'm not a football manager, right Jesus three goals from him today there and he is gonna be going into that game against athletic homerjrid with a fucking hard on To do the same thing against Simionie and knock them out of the Champions League I tell you what it's teed up nicely isn't it? It really is teed up nicely It's gonna be a hell of a gamer old Trafford on Tuesday night under the floodlights in the Champions League and around a 16 with Ronaldo back at the club But today is all about Ronaldo. It is all about Ronaldo as I said You can you can speak about the individual performances the fact that we didn't take that control and and there were problems Of course there were problems in that game It was a three two that required a late winner from Christiana Ronaldo wasn't the game that you know I did totally controlled But it was a game where we had a certain player who came and made all the difference It was a game where I wanted more control from United It wasn't decisive enough in certain points. We invited the pressure from Spurs We invited the goals from Spurs and the goals came from Spurs So it wasn't a surprise to see them score either of those goals But just the fact that we came up with the goods there we came up with the three points And that keeps the top four chaser life let me go over here and we got on the Premier League website and let me see what The table is looking like now because we needed to win that to keep any chance of us Getting into the top four this year. Let's have a look at this table. Let's go over here So the table now is this Manchester United there sitting fourth We are now what is it? We have five points ahead of Spurs but two games in hat well they got two games in hand on us But we're two points ahead of Arsenal who have got four games in hand on it It's all up to Arsenal if Arsenal wants to win their games. They're in the top four But today winning that game today that man coming up with the goods today those three points vital They're keeping the season going in the Premier League, but the season It's all about Tuesday night and what a time for Ronaldo to get only his second career Manchester United hat trick First was all those years ago against Newcastle today We saw something special All three goals are special in their own right the first one was a proper vintage strike the second one was great movement Probably number nine goal and the third one was just a towering Unstoppable Cristiano Ronaldo had a 37 years old as I said 807 goals and a hat trick There magnificent Viva Ronaldo indeed let me know what you think about that in the comments below I've got a big smile on my face. It's saturday night. It's my birthday tomorrow So make sure you drop a like on the video. Please, but run ahead Thank you very much Cristiano But doing that so I can go and enjoy myself tonight You let me know what you think in the comments below everybody make sure you drop a like on the video and make sure you subscribe to You know if he was TV but Cristiano Ronaldo Viva Ronaldo Let's do the same thing against athletic home Madrid on Tuesday, baby. Yes, please