This week I tried to tunnel my way into Iceland. Needless to say, I got a bit carried away. Bloody hell. I'm dunked in China. Is that the guy from Milky Mendes? Since that didn't quite work, I tried going undercover. So the disguise worked. We've got the milk and I'll see you back at HQ. Let's roll. Oi, did you steal that milk? What, this milk? That wasn't me? I know it was you. I've been framed! Listen mate, stop beating around the bush. Oh sorry. Just take this 20 quid. Pretend this never happened. It looks only a pound. As some of you may have noticed, I'm not in the normal HQ. This is because the police are currently hunting me after multiple reports of me trying to steal breast milk for my 10k special. As you also might be able to tell, my cameraman isn't here right now. That's because we're going to a slight altercation about whether his sister is attractive. I gave her a solid six. But he insisted she was a 10. Because it's just me, it does mean I can use. Jove cuts. Now, because my cameraman isn't here, I'm gonna have to bounce jokes off myself. Nice. Thanks. What didn't you call me last night? I was busy cutting shapes on the dance floor. Caw. This week I got asked, what's your job? Well, I had one as a telemalgator. If you've been in an accident involving boiling water, you may receive condensation. One as a teacher. So if I push my wife off a cliff, how fast will she fall? Not fast enough sir. A star. But by far my favourite, what's your job? But by far my favourite was window to window door salesman. What'd you like to buy a door? This is our first Patreon to go on our Patreon wall. Legend has it, he told one direction to go the other way. When I return to HQ, I'll put him in his rightful place. You're right. I just don't feel like filming. Oh come on, don't dampen the mood. I'm sorry. This milk has been known to make the perfect chocolate cake. Here's one I'm going to make later. I decided to take a quick break to read some comments. Huh. What is it? People keep calling me heartful things online. Well you know what they say, sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you. My life is a lie. Where's my palm? I don't know. I know you're hiding it from me. That's just not the case. Don't lie. I mean really, that's not the case. Oh. Yeah I got it. Did you get it? No. I'll screw it. Thanks for coming. See you next Monday.