It's the Deli Comedy News! With your host, Mark Piers! Join us for breaking headlines in all kinds of comedy shenanigans. Brought to you by The Beatsy. Oh my goodness, man, pleads guilty to theft of solid gold toilet worth $6 billion for bloodhead balance of what a big league balladia got another gold toilet. Right? And he's there getting it and setting it up! Where a log go? No, you can't use it, Barrett. Can't even get to the bathroom. You're 12 feet too. He's like the massive. That kid's got to be dunking with his mouth at this point. You know, he's just putting them in. Oh goodness. It was stolen from the stately home where wartime leader Winston Churchill was born. Churchill had a freaking gold toilet. Dropping a dooch in the gold, right? He's there. They're like, who's going to wash the gold toilet? You do it, Winston. That's on you this month, you know? But I'm going to be the prime minister one day. We don't give a... You get over there and clean that gold toilet. All right? Get it polished, too, afterwards. Winston. James Sheen, Charlie's cousin, pleaded guilty, 39th, to burglary, converting or transferring criminal property and conspiracy to do so. At Oxford Crown Court on Tuesday, the UK's PA Media News Agency reported, citing the Crown Prosecution Service. The fully functioning toilet was installed at Blenem Palace in 2019 as part of an exhibition by Italian artist, Maritzo Catalan. You guys know his work, called The Victory is Not An Option, toilet, you know? Wash it out. The unusual artwork titled America was stolen in September 2019 of that year, just days after the exhibition opened. It had been plumbed into the building, so the theft also caused significant damage in flooding, you know, crap everywhere in the building right there, exhibition hall. People like, this is the most interesting exhibition ever. Like, no, no, it's not part of it. That wasn't part of it. You're supposed to walk in and get showered with crap. You know, that's not... You know, some people have like, this is like a real time exhibition, like you're in there and there's artwork going on. Oh, look, they're painting right now. Everything's turning brown. It looks like a really cool canvas that your face, it's crap and you shouldn't have come, you know? They pulled the gold toilet out, you know, right now, during the opening night. He appeared at Courtney a link from Five Wells Prison, where he is serving a 17-year sentence for various thefts. This guy's already in jail. Who did it? Oh, you already got him in jail. We're just going to tag on more time. Okay. He is serving time for stealing tractors and high-value trophies from the National Horace Ration Museum and Newmarket. Worth a total of 400,000 pounds, roughly 500 and $3,000. American dollars, you know, if that's still worth anything. It's probably worth the same as Doll Hair now. America first went on display at the Guggenheim in New York City in 2016. It made headlines again in 2017 after US President Donald J. Chup emailed the Guggenheim asking to borrow Vincent Van Gogh's 1888 painting, landscape with snow. Instead the institution's creator offered the gold toilet. Wait a second. I was joking and they really offered the gold toilet dumb Trump. Are you kidding me? I added what that ghost stupid frickin' paint to get. I was looking for gold toilet. I can't believe you got a gold toilet. Melody, don't go do it. You're salivated. You know? You don't want salivarians near the gold toilet. There could be some extra oil. You know, like the Eastern European oil in the gold toilet, something could happen. You know, so Donald's very, very particular about that. It's just Donald's Heinebut. That's it. Guys, Guggenheim, asking to borrow, hey, look, Guggen, I don't look, I shorten everything. Are you kidding me? You want me to say Guggenheim? No, I'm sorry. This is Donald J. Chup, but I'm winning big league. No, I'm doing a Guggen. Guggen, look, I was looking for a little Vincent Van Gogh. What do you got? You know, I've got the 1888. I'm looking for the 1888 Ladscape with Stowe, you know? Gold toilet? Yeah, no, I'll take it. You don't have a gold toilet. I'll, I'll doubt it at all. Pepsi. Though, no, they don't cut the vet go. They got a gold toilet. What sounds good, Mr. President? Worst vice president ever. Right. Ladscape with snow. The Bell Blenheim Palace, the toilet, was installed in a room next to the one it is in which Churchill was born. The statement announcing the exhibition said the work could be perceived as a comment on the social, political, and economic disparities in the United States. Commenting on the work, Trump worth 11B on stocks market because of true social. Wow, that's crazy. So you went from like being worth. I worth $7 billion. Now worth $11, $7.11. I'm going to go buy it to winning big league. I went and bought it from somebody. Who owned $7.11? Now we're going to find out. Because Trump's buying it. He went from $7.11 so you know his mind is thinking. Look up down the crowd, older of $7.11 across the planet. We've got a bit of Russia. We've got a bit Chattab there with President G. Hull. Wait, when President G. Hull shows up at the first $7.11. It Chattab, right? And Trump's cutting the ribbon, you know? Oh, hey, G. Hull. Three other men have been charged. Can actually with the toilet staffed back in November, but have pleaded not guilty. No crap, you know, from them. Guys, I don't know. What do you think about it? Like I'd probably say no to the gold toilet if I was to Trump or I'd be, you know, if I was to Trump or I'd absolutely say yes. Look at that thing. It's 18 karat gold. Are you kidding me? I'm taking it. I'm going to get it by bathroom. I'm getting rid of the stupid porcelain one. Who wants a porcelain toilet? Right? When you can have a gold toilet right up there, what a big league. Election, he's there. He's reading the polls. They're all coming in. He's just looking through it because he reads the newspaper still. Otis gold toilet, you know? What else do we got? Anything. Ed Lover says 50 cent is stepping over the line with endless, diddy jokes. I don't think so at all. I think 50-sensile areas. Please hit the like on the way out the door. Leave a comment and share. I'm live at 9 a.m. and after 9 p.m. So join us. This is the Mark Inspires Show.