Don't think that joining late will mean that you get to skip playing Fortnite for today. Don't you think? I see through your games. Do you want your weekly paycheck from the vood's foundation? Get on Fortnite. I guess if I really want the cloud. Yeah, everybody else plays for the bunny. You play for the cloud because you make six figures a year already. Why would you expose me like that, you bitch? Alright, let me put some blanket on the walls so you don't hear the echo in my room. What the fuck? You make six figures a year and you gotta resort to towels and the walls? What? I'm like the poorest six figure mother for you may know. Alright, that makes no sense at all. Shut up! I'm the most religious atheist. I'm the most healthiest obese person. I'm the fastest cripple. I'm an accepting and open-minded homophob. I'm an oppressed white man. Okay, I'm getting away from the political with it. We're on copy-stacking epic games. For my thumbnail pose. Like look at this bro, this is, I can literally just screenshot that and then that's my thumbnail. I don't even need to do the pose and blender. Like it's just right there man. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention. Since Black Panther died, Marvel has two Black Widows now. You know, try shooting that gun. It's pretty accurate. Then you have no one actually using it and it's not better. There's so much recoil on it. It's insane. Yeah, I know. This is definitely what Epic Games expected when they added this weapon to the game. You guys know the like the energizer bunny? Yes. Did you know he went to jail? Yeah. He was charged with battery. Did he hear about the depressed plumber? No. He's been going through some shit. Trick or treat bitch. Why are people that don't believe in God poor? Because atheism is a non-profit organization. Profit? Non-profit? No, it's not. It's not. Wow, I went over my head. What was driving? Can you turn off the music? It proceeds to leave it on. It's on though. You know, as you guys hear about Alec Baldwin that shot and killed the director of photography on the set of a movie? Play, why did he shoot him? It was a prop gun that misfired. He took the meaning of let's shoot a scene a bit too literally. Wow. Oh my god. I'm sorry. This is tight. Yeah, they killed him. No. They killed him really, bro. It's too early. It's way too soon. You missed 100% of the shots you don't take. It's true. Facts. Alec Baldwin. I didn't see this one coming. Why did Alec Baldwin not get the COVID vaccine? What? Because he gives the shots. All I'm going to say is I stand behind Alec Baldwin. Standing in front of him could be dangerous. But he's going to stop making fun of Alec Baldwin, bro. He's going through so much already. He's poor, man. What do you, Americans and stars have in common? What? They both love shooting. Shooting stars. I just got that one. I thought you meant stars as in like celebrities. Like Alec Baldwin? Are you kidding me? Oh. Bro, I feel so bad, bro. Continuous to make jokes. 100%. What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? Sweet pumpkin. Gorgeous. A portion isn't murder. It's just canceling your pre-older. That's so good. Jesus has multiple properties. Yeah, I also got properties. They do the dishes. Are you guys going to be anything for Halloween? No, I don't know. I don't know yet. I can see you're not being a sex part of your realm. Why for Halloween? I don't know. I'll never forget my father's last words who passed away on a bomb blast. Wait. Wait. What? What? Wallahawk bomb. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. That's fun. That's fun. It's a pause. That's a pause. For the record, we're well aware of what Al-Ahaqqra means. It's just that it's also used in terrorist acts. We're not attacking the religion. We're just making fun of terrorism. We need someone in the call like all the time that just his job is just to make sure that we have those warnings and those glorifications in the videos. Each time there's something fucked up being said. Imagine we are not racist. We're not racist. What cousins? His friend of his cousin of his friends. Cousin's boyfriend's friend is black. Or he cannot be racist. I am not racist. I've seen a black dude on TV. Did you do that McDonald's just coming out with Michael Jackson, Burger? What? It's a 50-year-old piece of meat and a 12-year-old bun. Oh, what the fuck? No, that's a happy meal. Yeah. No. World's oldest joke. Traceback 1900 BC. Women. Wait, come here, come here. Try to hit me. Try to hit me? I'll see you in court, motherfucker. I just got an email. I'm forced to go to court tomorrow. Hi. You're playing a face off. It's about drive. It's about driving. It's the hungry Weed of Hour. Oh, there's the rock. And then there's the block. There's the rock. And then there's the boulder. We say hungry Weed of Hour. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, Oh no, DOS. He disappear without a trace. So hot. That's so dumb. I just drove over three terrorists. Really? Counter-terrorist win. I'm cold. You're cold? Come to me. Stay right here. Now you're on a corner. It's 90 degrees that you're warming up a little bit. Are you serious right now? It's 90 degrees there. You're cold. Yeah, but I was actually a good one. That was actually good one. I'm behind you to create angle. It's 90 degrees. You know what the Avengers say when they order new furniture from IKEA? What? Avengers! A symbol. What do you call a white lady having a seizure? What? A vanilla shake. When you don't have any kinks involved in the sex, it's called vanilla. That's the first time I hear it. Wait, really? Uh, vanilla is just basic. That's like vanilla micro. Yeah, exactly. It's punk rock songs. No, it's like it's... You guess virgins? He's subtle. A leatherback turtle. The girl's hair blow jobs. Oh my god. Walk, bro. No. You know the actor who plays the incredible Hulk, right? Or like the Hulk? The Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Fellow. Yeah, what do you call him when he's in a bad mood? Mark Ruh-Fellow. All right, I'm fucking leaving. Mark Ruh-Fellow. Fuck up, bro. What is Superman always going to invite it to dinners? Why? Because he's a super hero. He's a super hero. Why is Superman getting so much hate right now? Why? Because he's fucking gay. Got this guy. I'm gonna fight right now. All right, I'll get your card. Fuck you, bro. I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie-talkie. Really? We're breaking up over. Where do ghosts go on holidays? Give me the answer. Do you know how he's laughing before he even says that you can joke, dude? I know what you're fucking ass, bro. Let's listen to it. The Buhamas. The Buhamas. A fucking hate, bro. What? The Buhamas? Oh my god, you got a whole last party here. Okay, they're all, all bots. These three guys are crawling on the floor. Cripple kills. So cool. Well, convergence. Urgents. What does a 15 year old boy and a washing machine have in common? What? They both like keeping one stock to themselves. Her the post office was a male dominated industry. Male, male. I sent you a photo. I'm playing Fortnite, babe. Oh. I'm gonna put you on the back burner for a second. Yeah, I'm gonna start. Babe, this is endgame. Jeff, you look so confused. Get on that, babe. Boy. What the fuck is going on here? What are you doing to this poor man? Oh my god. What is that face? Oh. Vood's your next. No. Who is it? Oh, wow. Wabby boy. Let's give you a sit rap. We're watching the sub count. I'm eight subs away. So you're joining right on time. And I'm also trying to win my game so that I can celebrate the proper way. Let me dunk on this guy. Please let me. Bro, you're fucking shit. Oh, that was more. Oh my god, seven subscribers. What do we do? I don't know what to do. Everyone should go grab a beer. I have apples. What a bitch. Are you sure you another one want? Are you sure you're not there? Oh god, oh god. Oh god. There it is. Let's go. Let's go. Oh my god. Let's go. Let's go. Fuck, all right. Now we can all dunk on some now. Now on some. No. No.