Hi, my name's Lady Bunny and my preferred pronouns are slutty and sugar tits. I went to see a therapist, I said I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman. He said just pull your pants down. I said no! He said you're a woman. A wise old man once said, my name is Kate and Jenner. Chloe Kardashian is pregnant again at this point. Caitlin must have the smallest pussy in the family. Too bad she's also the biggest asshole. A new study has shown that women who sleep better have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby. Now there's hashtag me to hashtag times up and don't forget my movement. hashtag where's my? Sheesh! At this point I'd be grateful if a dog comes by like! And who needs hashtags? I've got Skate Tags! I recently tried phone six but they make the phones so small these days. What's the difference between a black joke and a Mexican joke? You've heard one, you've heard Jamal. When I die I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Also I don't want to be cremated. I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the crap staple was for. Did you hear about that new movie Travolta? It's never coming out. It is hot in a spoon at Jimmy Lovato's house. Chaining Tatum recently got in drag for one of Pink's music videos. And that is the first time anyone who resembles a woman has been in one of Pink's videos. I saw a poor old lady falling conscious in the street the other day. Well I assume she was poor. She only had 86 cents in her purse. Chloe, Courtney and Camp. The only KKK that lets black men in. A friend of mine asked me, can you name a black guy who hasn't had sex with the con-assians? I said sure. Hopi Gopur. Last night I got listed. This morning I haven't seen an asshole just drawing since Harvey Weinstein. What's the difference between Harvey Weinstein and the Pillsbury Doughboy? The Pillsbury Doughboy doesn't rape you before he offers you a role. So I was trying to remember the name of that singer, Rihanna, used to date, and then it hit me. Thank you. You