Alright, so then I'm walking down the street and this guy stops me and he's like, hey kid, do you want to make some money? So obviously suspicious, I asked him what kind of money. He says, I'll pay you a dollar if you can fart on command. So of course I'm like, well actually I don't know what possessed me but I said okay. So the next thing you know he hands me a dollar and says, alright, go for it. Well, I'm standing there thinking how on earth am I going to do this? So finally, after a few minutes of intense deliberation, I let out the loudest and smelliest fart that has ever been heard. The guy looks at me and says, well done kid, you earned it. Moral of the story? Never take advice from street signs. Thank you everyone.