Riot should fucking hire me, Riot we need a way to buy and sell fucking skins. Every person that has played Valorant has bought a skin and since most skins are shitier than Amber Heard's lawyers, we get post-nut clarity. I started in bronze so I was more brain dead than a vegetable bar and I committed a cardinal sin. I bought a green screen skin and I'd cut off my second ball sack to be able to get rid of it and pretend like it doesn't exist. I waited longer for the recon knife than you do waiting for her to text back. She's not gonna and then you come out with one that's 50 times better. If I didn't really want that Riot buddy I'd call you all some mean names. Put a market into the game where we can view all the skins, set our own prices and sell the other players. Hell you can even take a percent right? That way I don't have to sell my mom's other kid need to get y'all's next bundle. That new LGBTQ light bundle is straight flame though but if I die while doing the knife animation one more time I'm gonna bane my monitor. I tend to be more dramatic when people are watching so follow my fucking twitch.