Muah! It's slow day at the Closety Club! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Yeah! Where's Mr. Crabbs? I'm Mr. Crabbs! Mr. Crabbs is dead. What? What color is mine? Diarya. Blue. Fuck. SpongeBob let me handle this. Fuck! SpongeBob, let me handle this. Shake in as a fuck. Dickhead. Pardon me? Dice. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Mr. Krabs, can we please go? OOOOO! But that's not fair. I can't hear you! DINE! Are you prepared to say that with your debt on a stack of hand? BUN! Show me your ten-stair! Here, here! Stay! Okay, give it to me. Good morning, Christy. Good morning! AHHHH! AHHHH! A trick? You're fired. C'mon, SpongeBob. C'mon, SpongeBob. C'mon, SpongeBob. AHHHH! Look at it, Squidward. Mr. Krabs hates juicy scrumptious warm pee. Okay, give it to me. One sex scene later. That's better. I'm serious, Squidward. Mr. Krabs is a retard. Hey, Mr. Krabs! What is it, Bob? Squidward's father. Braved him. Yes, I suppose that he's rather sad, but Squidward can kill himself during his break. Just smell it. Listen, SpongeBob. How long are you prepared to keep this up? When I die, you stay away from my funeral. Here lies Squidward. Testicles. What a baby. Jackpot! Get back to work, Mr. Squidward. AHHHH! Join me, boy, or your fire. It doesn't seem right. But it feels so good. Hello? Let's get naked. Stupid cump. You're right. If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Back in Texas, we caught ice cream frozen cocksacks. Woo! I thought I let that glass of peanuts juice on the table. And since when did I acquire all these portraits of pecks? You can have this, buddy. Because all I need is the entertainment section. Perhaps I can watch a little game porn. You're watching the Bull Black Cogs channel. I have more come in one testicle than you two have in your home penis. So bad. Why am I warned this yet? There you go. I made it. That's so. I better call the doctor. Cause I got diarrhea. How does this keep happening? Can I take your order? How about the bosskin? I hate you. Alright. Get out! Meaty. Come on, me, Squidward. No. Then I guess I have no choice but to knock you. What makes you think you'll come? Oh, he'll come. Revoltals. SpongeBob, how do you like my steamy? Yes. Wow. Hump-dup-puppa. Yes. Yes. Should I have the spaghetti or the turkey? Oh, could I have anything to eat? No. Could I have something to eat? Could I have something to eat? No. Could I have something to eat? No. Can't you say anything else but no? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm a star. That's not a monster, Mr. Krabs. It's Squidward. Ah! Get rid of it! Ah! Let me go! No! Ah! Ah! Ah!