Please, my world may be the strongest I can do! Oh, it's a lady. Listen to the evening. Hello, my name is Christina Cantas. Yes, Cantas like the horse. Although the way I usually get around usually walk. So I do have a Chinese name as well. It's Gichin, which my dad tells me means very beautiful. Actually, he doesn't know what it means because he's not Chinese. But I like to think it means make some money. Gichin! So I am part Asian. My dad is from Holland and my mum is the Asian one. She's Malaysian. And I tell you what, being half Asian is actually pretty good. I can cook a half decent stir fry. When driving, I only need to indicate half the time. And I'm only a half disappointment to my parents. It's great. Absolutely. My mum is quite traditional. When I told her I was going to quit my job and travel the world and start a business, she said, oh, you cannot laugh. If you want to travel, you marry a rich man. Look, I actually thought this was quite good advice. Unfortunately, the first rich man I found, he was already married. So I killed him and took all his money. Gichin! Look, a lot of people like to look at me, a lot of people can't actually tell that I'm Asian. I mean, I've got wavy hair, I've got freckles, and compared to most tiny Asian girls. On the side of the fucking Godzilla. I used to hang out with a bunch of Asian girls and we would do hip hop dancing together. And they'd be all light on their feet, oh, dainty, you know, doing these ones. Meanwhile, I'm in the back going, oh, leading a trail of death and destruction in my way. Everyone in the way got, oh, take yourself a hug. Shaking on the bubble tea. They're dead to me now, because I accidentally crushed them with my giant fucking feet. So they're dead to me now, but it's okay, because they only really half accepted me anyway. So I like to go to Malaysia to visit my relatives quite frequently. And because of my giant size, it's actually really depressing to go clothes shopping. I went to my favorite Asian store you may have heard of it, Louis Vuitton. I went to his mall and call Lumpur and he only closed the fit me with size XXXL. Men's! Ladies, if you want to give yourself a steam of boost, you always shopping in Asia or Springvale, whatever's easier. But look, there is a challenge with people not necessarily knowing that I'm Asian. You know how it's okay to joke about your own race? Well, if I make Asian jokes and people don't know that I'm Asian, it just looks like I'm being racist. Which am? For Canadians. Well look, I've learnt from that, I've learnt that it's really important to make sure your audience understands that you're a part of that minority group that you're about to offend. So for my next joke, keep in mind that I do like to have sex with horses. Because the whole new meaning to the name Christina can't is there? It's exhausting. So you are a filthy audience. I like you. Oh yeah, I like you too back. Just have some fun here, just the two of us. So before I became the CEO of my own company, that's Chief Entertainment Officer. I was an architect. Are there any architects in the house? One guy! How did you get in? Good job mate, the rest of them are fucking chained to their desk. I used to be an architect and the weird thing about being an architect is that people come up to you and say, oh you're an architect, you must make a lot of money. And I got, oh you used to get so mad at this because firstly architects make bugger all. I made more money drug-running for the biking games. It's a much more stable career choice. And secondly, I find it so rude to just blur out the first stereotypical assumption that you have of that profession when you meet someone. For example, if I meet an accountant, I would say to them, oh you're an accountant, well you must be boring as fuck. No way, I'm much more polite about it. I'll say, oh, so you're an accountant, you must be boring as fuck. Thanks guys, you've been absolutely wonderful.