I'm going to do it myself. It's time to ask the self-publisher. Yes, we got a question from not John Scalzi, not in Ohio. Just tell me who you are next time. All right, I want to self-publish my book, but I have an irrational prejudice against Amazon. Am I screwed? A little bit. Even if you don't use CreateSpace from Amazon, even if you don't use the Kindle Direct project from Amazon, a place you're going to sell the most e-books as a self-publisher is on Amazon. But you don't have to use them to do the actual publishing. You and your God can decide if you want to publish to Amazon, but there are plenty of other places to self-publish that will then publish to Google Play and I books. And print books that will appear in stores. The one I use, it's not the only one out there, is lulu.com, lul.com. They do lovely perro bounds. They do hard covers. And they have a program where they'll give you an ISBN and then you can submit your book to be bought by stores. So it can be at least ordered through stores if not actually stocked. They also submit to all of the e-book stores, including Amazon, but you can just uncheck that. The only problem with that is you may not sell as many books. So hope that helps you not John Scolzi, which I'm pretty sure if you're avoiding Amazon, you're definitely not John Scolzi.