Okay, so here's the high-diddly dealio. A lot of you guys have been requesting a how-to rob, but unfortunately my Rob skills are actually pretty subpar at best. I just don't know what it is about this character, but his playstyle is just something I could, I don't know, I can never really get a good feel for it, you know? Regardless though, I knew that just wouldn't do. I mean, I owe it to all of you lovely people to give you what you want to see, which is why I've taken the liberty of creating Robbot. Greetings and salutations! I am Robbot! Weegee has created me for the specific purpose of being the best Rob in all of For Glory. With my skills, I will be able to teach all of you how to effectively play the robotic operating buddy in Nintendo Super Smash Brothers 4 Wii U. I truly hope my skills are satisfactory, because if they are not, weegee will beat me again. This is a good idea. First and foremost, always make sure to pick Camo Rob. This will allow you to hide yourself from the opponent, giving you the element of surprise. I don't think it really works like that actually, but I mean, you are still right, the Green Rob is by far the best, and anyone who disagrees should be locked in a burning building. Speaking of burning, watch as I burn this pathetic man's will to live. Rob's 4-it's smash laser is so hot it doesn't even need to hit you in order to kill you. Scanners indicate that this game and watches depression levels are going through the roof. Probability of suicide. 100% Oh boy, looks like you're up against one of those degenerates that picks the black version of Toon Lake. I swear to God if you lose to this edge lord, I'm going to piss on your hard drive and murder you. Not to worry, Father. Please don't call me that. It's weird. My apologies. Not to worry, Daddy. I would never lose to a man-child of this caliber. Jesus Christ, I programmed you to be good. Why the fuck would you just walk into that? Weegee, I love you, but please shut your goddamn mouth and let me do my job. You know, I really don't appreciate the backstacks young man. Just tell the people how to play the goddamn character, okay? Understood. Rob is a great character for gigantic proceeds who love to camp. Simply sit on one side of the stage and proceed to stand your laser and gyro. If that does not kill them, the board will certainly will. Kind of hard to do against characters that are so good at closing the gap like Captain Falcon though. I mean, you seemed to be getting tossed around quite a bit. This opponent's skills are commendable, but he has little chance and actually defeating me. It's what I would say if this game was not complete bullshit. What the fuck Nintendo? Not gonna lie. Kind of regretting wasting my time creating you right now. I am only as good as my coding allows me to be. You inept fuck. Okay, you know what? That's it. Give me the controller. Get me- I'm taking over this. Stop that. Come on. Just try and tell me what's happening. Stupid robot bitch. Just let me play the- Oh, no, look what you did. Oh shit. Where'd you go? Shit for brains. Yeah, fuck yourself. Okay, let me show you how it's really done. Ready for this? Boom! Bing! Pow! It's as simple as that. It's as simple as that. I don't get why you cannot be as good at this game as I am. I truly do not understand it. Oh, please, fighting a bunch of randoms and for glory and exploiting their retardation does not make you good. Weegee to God. More like weegee to fraud. Spare me. You're starting to sound like my Goddamn comment section. Just watch what I'm doing. I'm supposed to be teaching the viewers how to play Rob. Not my own fucking Rob teacher. Okay, so just like, oh, we got this sickly looking Pikachu mother-fucker over here. And you just gotta watch out for those throw-to-down-beat-com- Oh, boy. Sick air dodge teacher. You know, boom! Bing Pow! There! That's how you do it. You just gotta go in there. You gotta kill him. It's easy as shit. Now, here! You do it. You worthless fuck! Commuertits, bro. Just having little bit of faith in me. There's no way a furry could ever hope to defeat a robot that just does not add up. Oh, my God. Well, it looks like you're right. The furry isn't going to beat you because you're gonna fucking beat yourself! That was the controller's fault. That was not the controller's fault. That was the controller's fault. Look, see, this game is ours to lose. In fact, initiate being protocol. Wow, congratulations. You've managed to not fuck up terribly for once in your existence. Now, please just do that one more time. That will not be difficult. I can read this man like I can read binary code. Very easily. Okay, great. Well, there you have it, folks. That should have been enough. You should now all be masters at Rob. And as for you, Robbot, thank you for joining us today. Not like you really had a choice, but still. But sorry to say, it would appear that you have kind of... How should I put this? Um... Outlived your usefulness. Wait. What? You