They offered me Ace and Tara, one of those, because it was a script that was just floating around. These producers came and said, well, maybe you and Rob, but who's that dude from SNL? Who's really concerned? Yeah, Rob's not in, I was like, no, I passed on it. Jim took it and said, I'm going to do what I'm going to do. I'm going to lose out. Yeah. He really was like a cancer patient. And they said, sir, you're dying in six months. Great. Roll and action. I sat next to him at the premiere and I felt so bad for Jim, because you know, nobody's going to see this crazy movie. Mm-hmm. We used to kid each other and I said, Jim, if I ever win the lottery, I'm going to give you $5 million. And we would play around so you can make your movie. Jim Kerry would do this character called Colin Man, where you could pull this colon out of his ass, small intestines, and lasso criminals and suck you right back into his ass. And hold you for the police. You know, shit like, yeah, just that each other crying. So I said, I want you to do that. Okay, do that. If I ever win the lottery, this is going on. That's what he did. Basically, he made Colin Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ace Ventura. Yeah, there was a point where I think, what was a love interest? What's her name from friends? A corner cox. Yeah, they were there and it was like, Jim, it's so crazy. And I said, you know, literally, she's like something like, hello, Ace. I said, okay, this is Jim's going to treat normal now. What are you doing? I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. So I came out. I saw Chris rock in the lobby. This is at the same screening of Westwood. And I said, man, Chris, I don't know what I'm going to do, man. I feel bad for Jim. I'm going to support him because I was laughing. He was so nervous. He was crawling out of his seat. But nobody's going to see this movie. It's too crazy. I just thought this is too crazy for America. Chris put his hand on my shoulder like an older brother. He said, no one, David, is going to see this movie. Oh, listen to me. Exactly. I said, okay, I'm not crazy. And you know what happened next? Yes. It blew up. About 27 million dollars. It blew up. And I forgot. Jim was on Howard Stern and he was saying like the next day, you know, that next week we were back doing in the color. And we would come out and play with the audience and stuff. And he described how I came out there. And I was like, you know, doing a whole bit like Jim's movie open last week. And I just want to say a good look. You know, I'm not jealous of any fucking thing. You know, so no anger here. You heard the mooney or not George Wallace and Jerry Seinfeld for to tell a story. Been confirmed by both of them. They drive out here from New York literally in like a Ford LTV. They're here. They're on Melrose. It's 1977. Neither of them are they're both been doing stand up to three years. Go to a fortune teller and a fortune teller looks at George Wallace's hand and is like a palm reader and says, uh, why you're going to be very, very rich, right? George's just like, fun. Great. Next one up, Jerry Seinfeld looks at Jerry's hand and goes, I thought you were going to be rich. Oh, my life is more like this. As long as I was about Jim Carrey's movie, oh, I audition for Seinfeld. And I came away like, whoa, this sucks. Number one. Jerry can't judge. Jerry can't act as a paper bag. Good luck. And we saw him. We saw him. Come on, Benson. Right, right. But the historical society's coming to dinner. Got some great jokes the governor can use. You want to hear him? You're not a joke writer. Frankie, you're a messenger. Please, I'm a Currie. Then go Currie. Wrong again. So whatever I say, go the other fucking way. Yeah. Similar to that story. It was numerology. So he does my wife's numbers. And I'm like, wow, wow. Well, you know what? There's a lot of struggle, a lot of issues. It looks very dark for you now. But you're going to make it out. And there'll be some daylight in a few years, something like that tied right in their story. She gets to me and she goes, same thing. Wow. You are. I've never seen numbers like this. You haven't even come into your own. She said, you're probably going to start really coming into your career and your fame and your fortune when you're 33. I was like, really? And we get how old are you at this point? 30. Okay. Something like that. We get in there. We get in there. Gypsy cab to go home and she was crying. We just fought for two days. Yeah, because I got a better reading. Yeah. Sure. Did you get half of the 33 year old money? She didn't have her whatever that money I got. And we've built back since. Fantastic. Yeah. And I hope she's happy. That's our way. What did George Wallace do? Was he an insured salesman? He had some straight job. He didn't remember. Like an accountant. Yeah. For a while. Dude, when I started going on the road, I think it was Indianapolis, something like that. I come into this club. My shit was I'm doing two shows. I don't give a fuck how many tickets I sell. I'm not doing three shows because I went through that and I get burned out. And three shows a night for me. One of those shows is going to suck. So fucking bad. The last one. Exactly. Yeah. Have you ever been on? Were you tell a joke and it's like, did I already tell the joke all the time? Oh my God. Anyway, they said George Wallace is bad as my concussion is. I can run. This is what the this is what the chick said. George Wallace was doing six shows a day. They started it two in the afternoon. And between shows, he would have dinner at the bar and talk to people the whole time as they were coming in. The most affable guy literally energized by the presence of people. Loves comedy came to see me in Atlanta last night. A fan's to go. I love George, but I could never ever do that. Of course not, but that's just that's personality was. Yes. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah. Did you like it though? You want more? Don't want to work? Would rather watch videos of me grab ass with people. First I'll go up here to subscribe and then go up here to watch more clips. This is like when the weather man says there's a high-pressor system coming in. I'm not really used to the green screen.