NICE! Mr. Krabs! The one fight us over for a picnic, yes? Squidward? SpongeBob! Luck! What happened to the Krabs? Good morning! Why'd you build a hotel in the Krabs? I'm glad you asked, Sus! Well, it's because I'm on that this rich guy on the internet he flew us out here to meet him! And stayed in that fancy hotel? I had a beautiful room! And that code was engraved in fine gold! Above the grand fireplace! Eeeeeeee! Perfect! Oh no! 25 fucking dollars for a hamburger! Fuck you, Gernick! Why would anyone stay at a hotel in Bikini Bottom? It's in the middle of scenic... No way! Isn't it beautiful? We shall never deny it! I guess even the most ridiculous request! Can't get a large number one exercise! Strike four? Patrick, you only live four thousand yards away! Why do you want to check into a hotel? Because this is America, Lois, men have always run things and they have never been any problems whatsoever! To all you have, Bikini Test! Very big test hall! I didn't know there'd be a test! A STAY! Patrick, all you have to do... Eeeeeee... Kill him! What the hell! How the... A perfect circle! I'll need some help with my dance! How can you have dance?! You just found out this is a hotel! This is a hotel? What's the matter? A freedom of little manual labor. A freedom of little labor! A freedom of little labor! Please, your omnipotence... Have mercy! What the fuck? I need you to craft on my sandwich! Happy! Happy! You need these crabby patties with me! Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! Eat these crabby patties with me! Oh yes, sir! Squidward! Patrick needs your help! Wow! It's just like plum and Luigi! You get your white gloves on! You get a hand in there! Here! Mr. Krabs! This is serious! Patrick's being a stupid cunt! That black Squidward! Black! Mr. Krabs! You know this! Well, hello, Patrick! This is Pizza Castle! Why would I give you a bubble? Oh my god, Patrick! What's wrong with you? Hey! What the fuck are you doing? You can't take that elevator! Why not, Mr. Krabs? Because you're an employee! Not anymore! Bam! I hit her with that! No, it's hard! I'm the ringer! It's the ringer! You bring a light? No! And what better place to relax then? My very own hotel room! Where? We shall never deny against even the most ridiculous request! I'd like to number nine! For number nine, Lord! You're Yarser! This is delicious! Enough for me! SpongeBob! Sorry, Mr. Krabs, we were all out of cheese! Hey! This shit everywhere! Here's your homemade cookies! These taste lunch! How did your mother and father make them? Oh, shit, I know! Ask my mother to eat! I got the strangest feeling! Someone's gonna kick his ass! Well, I'm impressed! These are just like mama and kids used to make! So you're all of your... Just one cheesy tiny problem! This room is hideous! Redesign it! Redesign, room! Slate Hill! Perfect! This room is just... Oh! That hotel was a bad idea from the start! That was a hotel? Yeah, Bill says! Oh, 125,600 dollars! Super intent! It's all that needs! It's medication! Ah! You're not gonna have a hard attack, are you? Oh shit, Mr. Krabs died! Hooray! Oh shit! I'm impressed! What the fuck?!