Zeus, I care about all my children equally Apollo. The others and I were attacked while you were away Zeus. Is Athena okay? Persephone. Trips and air. Hades. Have her baby you're so clumsy. Later when Persephone is not around. Hades. Punching the air. Who do you think you are? Who the fuck do you think? Hermes. I finally figured out what's wrong with my brain. Hermes. On the left side. There is nothing right. On the right side. There is nothing left. Apollo. Are you okay? Hermes. No. Cersei yes Odysseus wears my crew. Hades. Ask me why I love you. Persephone. Why do you love me? Hades. Hades. Pulling up a 200 slide presentation. I'm glad you asked. Harrah. Wow. Six to two's. Those are pretty permanent. You know. Artemis. Wow. Six children. Those are pretty permanent. Harrah. Looking up. Technically both can be removed with lasers. Demeter. People who own chickens are trustworthy. Hescher. Chicken zone themselves. Demeter. You are completely right and I am a fool. Apollo. Oh Harrah. I love your hair. Where did you buy it? Harrah. Oh from an old prostitute. I think it was your mother. Artemis. You have to be there at 745 sharp. Apollo. Or is it 746 flat? Artemis. Apollo. You know. The music god. Artemis. Why are you like this? Hades. Her Kate. In your professional opinion how would I die? Her Kate. Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head. Hades. That's a shame. Than it hose. Silently raises a finger in question. Her Kate. You slip in the tub. Athena. Stop fucking mortals. Zeus. Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking immortal. Hermes. Get caught pickpocketing because he keeps saying loincut loud when he does it. Oh no. Where did my memes go? Yuy. At Disneyland. In the teacups. Persephone in her Kate. Spinning a little and talking. Hades and Thanatos. Fly past them as fast as they can. Screaming. When I die, make sure to bury me with a milk bone so that I can give Cerberus a treat when I show up in the underworld. Hermes. If you take a shot every time you made a bad decision. How drunk would you be? Four. Maybe a bit tipsy. Hades. Drunk. Apollo. Wasted. Loki. Dead. Self-care doesn't always mean face masks and essential oils. Sometimes it means living in the forest. Bathing in your sacred spring and if a man sees you naked then turning him into a stag and indirectly killing him. Petrochless. I heard some idiot ride to fight a river god today. A kill ease. Soking wet. Well maybe the river was being an asshole. Zeus. Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? Hades. Can't relate. Poseidon. Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins? Concept. Greek god talk show but literally everyone is always just fighting. Except for Hescha and Hades. Who discuss the latest book they read? Sipty. And make commentary on the fights that are going on. Aphrodite. A.W.W. Herfiestus did the dishes. Aries. What do you know I didn't do them? Aphrodite. Because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your keys. Demeter. When I got busted with a one-hitter at a rusted root concert I did not serve hard time. I think I got an award. Athena. You're so dramatic. Diana's is holding a crystal wine glass. Throwing rose petals. Dressed all in purple velvet. Draped across a piano. I have no idea what you're talking about. Me. I have so many things to do. Gods help me. Diana's is. Open a bottle of wine hay. Sedusa polo. Ask for wildly accurate divination. Break up with him. Get cursed so now no one will believe you. And say he is good and bad. A polo. If I had a nickel for every time the person I loved turned into a plant. I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. Athena. If you bite it and you die. It's poisonous. If it bites you and you die. It's venomous. Aries. What if it bites me and it dies? Hephaestus. That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ. Aries. Hermes. What if it bites itself and I die? Hercate. It's voodoo. A polo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? Artemis. That's correlation. Not causation. Dionysus. What if we bite each other and neither of us die? Aphrodite. That's kinky. Hester. Oh my gods. What she says. I'm fine. What she means. How come Psychie gets to turn into a goddess after her tragic death but Hyosinthus just sort of gets turned into a flower? Where's my cute fix? Its storyway Hyosinthus becomes immortal and he and a polo are happy forever or something where a polo does shit for Hedios in order to be allowed to bring his boyfriend back. Why do they have to be tragic? Bring me my flower boy back.