We've escaped, we've escaped, we've escaped, we've escaped, we've escaped, we've escaped! Card-narks here, that's how our card goes. Just the middle of the spot, ma'am, where you going? Ma'am, with the card-narks here? Hello? Hello, you left your card in the middle of the spot over there. Are you? My name's Adrian Sebastian with the card-narks. Okay. And you just left your card in the middle of the spot over there. Okay. Don't you want to put it back in the card, Corral? That's right, right over there. You really wasting my time for all that? Well no, you're wasting someone else's time because when they pull in that spot they have to get out and get on their card, ma'am, oh, babe. Here we have these card-nark bumper magnets. Can we give you? See the works. You'll attach my stuff and I will call the police on you. I'm not touching my stuff. I'm just giving you a bumper magnet, ma'am. Make sure. I want your stupid bumper magnet. But no, it has a hotline number you can call. Let's try that works. What? What? What do you got to tell them? You're harassing me and I feel threatened. I'm not threatening you at all, ma'am. You get away from me? I'm not threatening. Get away from me. You get away from me. You get away from me. Do not touch my card. Why not? You're stupid. It's my property. Right, but it's not. I can touch it. Get away from me. Ma'am, you're being very angry with me. It's so reason. That's fine. I'm not doing anything illegal. Get away from me. Ma'am, I'm not. I don't care. You're threatening me. I'm not threatening you. You're not threatening me very nervous. Get away from me. That's your fault. Get away from me. I'm going to step over here, okay? Get away from me. You can touch my card. What? It's not legal to touch someone's card. It's not legal. Hi, I'm with the card, no arcs, ages of action, at card, no arcs. What are those or what you want? No, I'm going to work. We're helping people out because what you did is you blocked a spot. You were too lazy to take your card back. I'm not lazy. Don't want you to leave it out there instead of taking it back. Why don't you get a real job? This is a real job. What's wrong, Ma'am? Get away from me. I don't use profanity, Ma'am. Get away from me. I do. Why is that? Why? You're going to take your card back by now, Ma'am. I'm going to give you this bumper mounted. Now you piss me off. I'm so bad I ain't doing shit. Get away from me. What did that have to do with anything? If you're angry, you can make yourself feel better by taking your card back. See that guy right there? There's a card for him right there. I'm going to put this bumper magnet on, OK? No. Do not touch my card. It's a magnet, Ma'am. It's not working. Show it up your ass. But that, Ma'am, that way, if it's up there and no one will learn, that's something about my butt. No one's up there. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do this. It's not working. I'm going to do it. Don't do it. Show it to my ass. But that, Ma'am, that way, if it's up there and no one will learn, that's something about my butt and no one's up there. They wouldn't see it here. Let me show you. Do not touch my card. OK. I had it to you when you take it and call her hotline, please. Ma'am, I'm being very nice. It's like I can't believe you're wasting the police apartment's time, ma'am. I'm not doing anything illegal. I'm just talking to tell you to help you be a nice person and be respectful to the other people in the shopping center here. Man, I feel like, I don't know, you're contributing to the downfall of society or something? I think the guy's getting your cart. Thank you sir, thanks for your service, appreciate it. Alright, well the situation's over now man, the guy went ahead and got rid of your cart for you even though you're being very lazy bones and very ignorant about it. I'm just gonna leave this cart to stick right here, okay? You're not touched, Mike. Good luck, see you stick right there. Oh see, look, it's such a good night. I'm very smart and you just bled it. Don't worry, I'll pick up for you man. I don't know why she's so angry sir. Good again, thank you for your service. The cart narts out. Bye. It's a cart narks. I'm gonna get that on video or pictures I've ever taken. So people never learn. She's all like, well, because you were actually, you were like, I'm not gonna be able to be about me being lazy, I'm gonna actually be more lazy. Makes no sense folks. I don't get that psychology, it's a, she got lazy bones on the brain I guess. Alright, cart narks really out this time. Bye. That's my boss pretty cool. Cart narts, cart narts. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they nark on you? Cart narks is filmed alongside the men and women of cart narks. List your discretion is advised.