Yes! My career placement result say I'm gonna be a doctor. I knew it! Oh, that's great, Mallory. What is it say in the description? It says 86% match that I enjoy helping people and have a strong interest in learning. Very cool. Africa's the far guy. Dolphin trainer. Awesome. Suage worker. Oh, man. My dad was right. Now, remember, these tests don't predict the future. They just reflect your interest. You're interested in sewage? No more than other people. I'm not interested at all. Okay, maybe a little more than other people, but not enough to make it my career. Well, what does the description say? 99% match. You enjoy sewage. Enjoy is a strong word. Okay, I don't want to work in society's sewers. I mean, can you imagine take your daughter to work day? No worries. This says you probably won't have kids. What? That is offensive to all sewage workers. Oh, not because of your job is just you're not very attractive. Wow. That thing is really accurate. Oh, right. That's it. I'm changing some answers. Oh, librarian. I never thought of that before. What does it say this time, Matt? Assistant meter made. Apparently, I don't qualify for a head meter made position. But according to this, I'm a good match for the job because my body will fit easily into the tiny meter made cars. Man, this thing really knows us. No, it doesn't know me. All right. I'm going to be successful. Run my own business and be my own boss. Mine just says Matt's boss. Oh, no. Does that mean I'm going to be charged with the sewer people? Sewage workers, Adam. Which I'm not going to be either. I'm just clarifying. I am going to be a sketch comedian. Is that a real job? Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, mine says forest ranger. Negligent man who starts forest fires? You're a monster, Matt. Stacey, come on. Who would do that for a living? I don't know how about a clan of sewage people. No, I am barely interested in the sewers. All right. Here, I will just change my answers until something good happens. High school mascot understudy. Wow. Spotted owl poacher. Weird male secretary. Why couldn't it just say secretary? Now, remember, Matt, this doesn't determine your future. You can still be whatever you choose to be. But this thing specifically says that I'm average. Below average. No matter how I answer it, it knows I'm not capable of doing things. What place is there in this world for a man who was grossly unqualified? Politician.