So we're doing this what's called virtual and I can see a lot of you. We have the mechanism to see at least 800 of you that are sitting in your living rooms. See my friends in Buckhead right now fancy drinking wine with the broken wrist. Thank you. Thanks for your donations. And don't judge me by my face. Don't think I don't know how I look. I still have mirrors. But I am grateful that the access to independence, Georgia, by the way, that's how you will find it. It is a fundraiser for an incredible group in Columbus, help a lot of people that are that need it. We have a great lineup and you're going to see some wonderful entertainers, some whose names you'll know like Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock is here, Dwight Eisenhower, the whole crowd. Michael Bloomberg is going to actually none of them are here. Of course we really love them but we don't need them. Tell you who's here right now to kick this off. Mark Sasser, April Nars, extremely popular, real talented and they didn't hesitate to say please let us be a part of the night. They're here, give them a round of applause, kindger it spirits. Mark Sasser, thank you and they'll be back. They're very popular. They've got millions of, excuse me, April you look great. I'm single by, I just thought I don't want to get into all that but I'll see you later. So they're local Columbus. Love Carlos. He's old when I was going to be on the Stephen Cobair show before the COVID. I was being one of the old comics still doing the tour and he took me to the dentist, the Carlos does work with. So popular dentist does a lot of show business teeth and I said, Dr. Goldstein, a Bernstein, something that I'm going to say. And I said my teeth are getting yellow and I'm going to be on the Stephen Cobair show. So he looked at me and he said, yeah we can pick the teeth so they'll be beautiful. Do you have like $80,000? I said no, he said then wear a brown tie. Because it's a combination of New York, yellow and brown, still working. You know I did that in 1960 and the old people left and the young ones are going, what the WT? Anyway, before I bring on the next guest, she and some of the other what we're calling tonight, the two-minute drill. I don't know if you like football but in football a two-minute drill means whoever goes in with two minutes to go, they're either winning or losing. If they're winning, they have to hold the lead and if they're losing, they've got to score or create a fumble interception. Nicole Sanders is the first of the two-minute drillers and she's associated, she works in Columbus but there's the spring opera house here. For those that don't know in the audience, it's the second oldest opera house in America. It's about two blocks from this club which is Deloft, downtown Columbus. And the other way if you ever want to do it overnight, there's no place within four hours anymore fun than Columbus. But wait till there's a vaccine or go, no forget it, just come down to Columbus. So Nicole does something on Friday nights as the other actual see, it's called the No Shame Theater. It's probably the most eventful thing that goes on at 1030 on Friday in any place that I've been to, including New York. It always packed a hundred and fifty-two hundred people. No shame means the first sixteen people that are in line get to do what they want, whatever, not just comedy, it can be music, poetry, whatever. It's some of the best I've seen and some of the worst. And I know the worst. I have a mirrors. I'm looking at mirrors. Talking about the virus and it's certainly serious, this is more serious than North Carolina losing to do. This is the real thing. There is a virus. There are casualties. And a couple of weeks ago, friends of mine that you'll see later in the show, James Etchison and Guy Dudley. And I called them, their new young friends and their comedians. And I said, I'm not feeling well, they took me to the hospital. This was on ABC, it was on NBC, the DVD, the DUI, the IUD. This was on every network, the BVD, NCAA. And so if you want to see, so they took me to the hospital in Columbus. I was coughing and sneezing and my nose was growing, hair was shrinking, everything was. I go to the hospital about nine o'clock at night and they took my clothes off. And I'm lying under a sheet. And I had a mask. It was heavier. I've never lifted weights when I was a young man that wore a mask. And the nurse comes in and she's in part of the recording crew. And she said, Mr. Farber, we're going to do a sponge bath. And you'll feel much better and then the doctor will be in and you're going to be fine. So I said, nurse, under the mask. I said, thank you very much. I said, could you please check to see, I think my testicles are black. And she turned around like in the exorcist, the head spun around and she said, excuse me. I said, see if my testicles are black. So she lifted the sheet and she looked and she said, Mr. Farber, you're fine. Everything looks fine. So I knew she didn't understand and I took the mask off as a nurse. Thank you. Are my test results back? Thank you. If you hear this, we really appreciate your time, your energy, your eyes and ears. Stay safe.