Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Banjo Kazooie and Nuts and Bolts. One of my personal favorite games of all time. I used to love when Banjo would turn to Kazooie and just say you're... You're... You're Nuts and Bolts. Kato, um... And frankly... 2008 Microsoft Corporation all rights reserved. Okay, I'm just reading. I- I've never played this game before. I'm sorry, okay? But that's why I'm here. I'm gonna give it a shot and see what I can do. Oh god, is there jumping jacks and stretching? Because if so, this is not the game for me. Although I am kind of relating to his cleanliness, so maybe I'll be okay. Yeah, keep making the noises. Keep making those noises and keep flexing for me. Oh my god, those jumping jacks are not working. He doesn't look as in good shape as he is on the box out. Oh my god, I just turned around and he's panthing. This character is getting more and more relatable. Every time he jumps the earth it's self-shakes. Trying to sneak up on my prey here, but he might hear me coming. He may pass it off as an earthquake though. This skull just said that it would bite my butt and I don't know why it's flirting with me. Oh my god, what is this? What is going on? I- oh my god, I'm in a race against the skull to collect these. Coins. If I lose a race to a skull that doesn't even have legs, I'm gonna be depressed. Wait, wait, the game that's given up on me. What? We're very well-then-failures. He's just getting too real. Oh my god, I'm in shape. What a great genie computer thing. And they gave the skull a robot body. Why not just give it a fit part like mine? Wait, how come they get the cool car and I get the little buggy? Alright, you know what? I do have my body so I can't really complain, I guess. Now that I'm fit again, I'm doing manual labor for some reason. I don't really understand what's going on in this game like at all. Oh damn, and I try to pick up this child. I can't even hit the child with boxes. I hope whatever's in here isn't fragile, by the way. Sorry. The game is getting too confusing so I skipped all the tutorials and now I don't know what to do other than run down innocent civilians. Sorry, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have been so hard on this vehicle. It's an all-terrain vehicle. Yeah, I like this vehicle. A lot more than I like myself or the bird because I'm about to drown them both. Okay, I made it. Now where the hell am I? Ahaha, assault. That's the only thing I know how to do in this game. I'm so confused. Welcome to Nadi Acres where the views are amazing and property prices have plummeted due to my own presence. Die! Die! I say I ruin the area, I buy up all the property at a low, low value, and then I leave and it'll immediately raise again. The hell is that thing? Okay, that is not an animal. That is two people in a bedsheet. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Finally, someone on my own intelligence level. Just, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that's all the instruction I need. I want to move all the wheels to the back because this is now a rear wheel drive. All right, perfect. I'm ready for this race thing. Wait, no, no, no, you can't put my wheels on that way. Do you give me the choice to make my own vehicle? And I want in my way. Mid-ray, sir, I'm just editing my vehicle. Okay, hop back in. All right, it's not perfect. In fact, in my professional opinion, she's a little bit fact. But not the worst car I've ever seen. I've seen a PT cruiser. Sorry, all you hard-core PT cruiser fans. All right, you know what? I'm gonna walk. I'm gonna walk through us in the course. How about that? All right, let me in. Let me in. Sorry, I'm for destroying your fort. Oh, there's a fire. I don't think blowing on is gonna help. Oh, there's a fire. Yes, I did it. How the hell did I do it? Mid-race, I started disassembling my car and I reassembling it to something that doesn't work. And then I just gave up and walked it. And I still did it. This is definitely the game for me. Well, there's sent my car probably for the best. Out of my way, I've gotten your jigsaw piece. I don't need you anymore. Oh, god, he's not happy. I'm destroying this world. I'm definitely succeeding in my plan to lower property value. Ah, whatever this monument is in their town, it's mine now. This is my participation trophy for that race. There we go. What the hell are you doing? Is this this world's version of the police? Oh, they're pissed with me. Ha ha, he'll never get me now, coppers. When I said editing my car, they just left me alone. It's like, oh, he's going editing at Karen driving. I'll never mind that. He's just gonna kill himself. He'll do the job for us. Excuse me, I'm having a conversation here. Trying to anyway. I'll go, now I've destroyed his house and it's all your fault. Oh, that pisses me off. Wait, you disappeared? Oh, no, he's just going over there. Hey, no teleportation under my roof. And yes, now it's my roof. My roof, my rules. And my rules is you go squish now. Oh, good lord, I'm destroying this place. Oh, that was a rabbit. I thought it was one of the evil things. But I would've hit it either way. I was just mistaken in what it was. All right, I think I'm done in this world. I have ruined it onto the next one. I got a jigsaw piece. I think I might be missing a few bits though because I only ain't complete the jigsaw one piece. Oh, I got new cars now. Oh, this one looks cool. It's like a mobility scooter. And honestly, I've always wanted to drive one. I want to know how fast they go. All right, we're two now, everyone. Hey, watch out. Come on, get off the road. I'm warning you, I've got relatives in the police force. You have knocked them down too. Oh. Oh, God, that was so close. Eh, well, maybe I'll get them next time. What the hell? We're under attack. Okay, good. They're incompetent. Okay, I got to transport a nuclear weapon. I seem like the man for the job. There we go, gently in. All right, now let's go. I'm ready. Oh, God. Oh, dear. How do we get over there? Through the water, I would assume. Jesus Christ, man. I have a bomb in the back of my car. Is that a good idea? Okay, they actually do nothing to me. It's just a really weird form of suicide to them because they're just killing themselves. Oh, what the hell? Okay, I'm carrying some passengers now. There we go. I don't care if this side of the village is blown up apparently. I'll leave the bomb here. Oh wait, no, we've got an expert here to disarm it. Okay, yeah, he's an expert. The bomb is just left here now. What the hell? I guess he couldn't find a way to disarm it, could he? I'm trying his method of disarm me, but it does nothing. All right, good luck wildlife. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Is this an airport? I could drop the bombs on other people. Oh no, this is just to the town. I don't want to go back to the town. I want to continue ruining this area. Oh, it's ants. Are we still at war? I started a war with the ant people in the game grounded. And I assume there is no peace treaty so far. Oh, is that, bro? What do you need? All right, this is a race. Take the mobility scooter. Look at his bike. It's all cool and everything. And he's getting beaten by a bear on a mobility scooter. His street cred is going to be in the trash. It's going to be worse than the trash. It's going to be on par with my street cred. Oh, God, I've lost control of the mobility scooter. Finish the race on foot. Yes, that's even more embarrassing somehow. Wait, best of three. Dude, you lost. Get over it. At least with one, you could say, oh, it was just unlucky that I lost to that mobility scooter. But if he loses three times, there's no excuses, especially when I PIT maneuver him in my mobility scooter. Just had insult to injury. I like how the bear waived to the bird to get out the way. He knew what was coming. Oh, Jesus Christ, I've been set up. What was that? My mobility scooter. Quick get out and walk. No, no, my mobility scooter. All right, final race. Best of three. Let's do this. No more messing around. I'm done doing rams and my mobility scooter for good. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no mobility. Come on, scooter. Her mobility is in your name. I just served right into the water. I gotta stop these hijinks who gonna make me lose. And also crashing into walls is gonna make me lose. All for facts, sake. How dare you do that to someone in a mobility scooter? Sure, he may have won the race, but I walk off. All right, I picked a racer. It runs on 100% renewable energy. It runs off she's here in barrist and gone in my embarrassed from the last race. It's going to over drive. Sick has a lot more power in it. I was just bullying him. Okay, pro tip. If you don't pick the mobility scooter and continuously try and crash into him, it's a pretty easy race. My prize is I'm gonna continuously run you over. I made my own prize for this event. Look at it cheering himself on. I did it. All right, I can't think of a better place to end a video than a good old fashioned hit and run. So we're gonna end it there. But god damn, that was fun. That was some good old nutty and boldy fun. But I hope you enjoyed the video. I really hope you did. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. I really do. And if you want to see more of me, I post every day and I also stream over and twitch link is in the description. But for now, I want to leave it that. I hope to see you next time. But yeah, that's it. Bye for now.