I'm Matt Bessler of the Upright Sisters. We're going to tell you a story about what happened last night at the South by Southwest Music Festival. We're at the Playboy. We don't have credentials anywhere, so we basically have to sneak our way and we're naked. We're the only people in this town that don't have some cow tag around the neck. We can only get into comedy events, which we can do in our life. Yeah. We get into any comedy event, this entire music festival. Anyway. We had to get our friend. We were on the list for the Playboy party. We had to get our friend in so we tore off the classic, tore off the band and stuck it on his hand, got him in. And then we tried to get the VIP room at the Playboy party because we thought that's where the bone is. We were Playboys. So we should have gotten in with just a glance. Yeah. Half-nare wasn't anywhere, so we figured we'll find half-nare. So we went into the, we got a camera guy like yourself and we just stormed the bum rush like a gate. Got him in the VIP room. Everybody thought we were doing a show. Nothing happened in there. So then we see that the, are we here, that the DJs, you know like Moby had his DJ set. I don't know if you ever seen a DJ set, you were. But all the DJs does is he stands for no machine and comes like this. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're playing a record. It's like cheating. It's like he's not playing anything. It's not kind of bugged us because there's like 12 guys on stage behind the so-called musician. And at this point it was justice. Just two French guys which right away is dubious because Americans shouldn't be supporting anything French. Nine eleven. Nine eleven. Since the French, it's caused 9-11. So we decided we would get on stage and we went all the way up front, sneak through the line and I've just invited ourselves on stage and we were backstage dancing with the DJs. You can tell by looking at us we look like we should be on stage next to justice. Yeah. We look like musicians. So then I got the idea, maybe we should unlock something of what's to age and stop this. There was all these plugs that went right to the DJs table so we thought, okay. I think it's called the DJ too. So he was going to unplug the DJs. So I got as far away as I could because I knew this wasn't a good idea. Because the reason I just wouldn't give the reason, the reason is people shouldn't be having that much fun when no musician is in the area. Like they shouldn't all be pretending like some musical is happening. It's airsat to entertain. It's not the robots. It's like the machine war. You can turn about and start a con. Yeah. It's like that's the next step. This is where plotting machines, playing music, next thing you know. Fucking robots coming back from the future. Yeah. Anyway, I try my best to save humanity by pulling out a plug from the DJ table. And this guy has the nerve to come on stage and go on a fuckery toy. He said you look like you don't belong here. I don't know why. The guy grabbing a plug and yapping on it makes it seem like that guy doesn't belong here. So I said I'm best friend to the Moby and he wants me to be up here right now. And this for some reason changed the guy's attitude for half a second. He was like, oh really? He was like, no. That's basically any way of the meal. Like let's go. So then to kick us off and we go about five feet from the stage where we're standing in front of the stage and we proceeded to ID everybody who was trying to get back to us. Now we became security for backstage so we would check security's bracelets. We would check for corporate bracelets. So the moral of this story is don't worship machines. Yeah. Humans. Humans rule.