Hello, Beetlefogun here, to all the petters around the Occularium on this physical plane of existence, Beakings. Today's Whispering is titled, Petting in the Workplace. And today's modern pecking order, it's not hard to get doubled-happed by Chilliado. Luckily, we have Beakum's Chilliado on our side, he, who is ever vigilant against the sadistic tyranny of the haters. He shall pick out their eyes with this magical monkey beak.