That's what you've been you're a big fan of Resident Evil movies, right? Oh, yeah, I've seen two of them. How many are there now? Big fan! There are six. Oh, shit. Yeah, same way behind. Oh, I bet you I'm going to be really confused about this one. Oh, you are the first one? Well, no more than we will. We will. We'll start with five and we're going to be confused. Yeah, I see. There is no context to provide you other than the whole world's been attacked by an army of demons. I think. Pretty standard stuff. You did manage to summarize it pretty well for Jay in a minute or less. Well, that was before the whole series got complicated, okay? I feel like that was about to be a nice, we had just a nice simple apocalypse and everything. Now it's... No, it's a nice simulation. I'm just saying, I think you should try again after a real one. Well, I'm willing to hear someone else give it a shot for Dazzle's shit. Any of you guys want to take a shot at summarizing the past five movies? Not a chance. Sure. I'm right. No time limit because it was impossible to summarize the five at one minute. It'll be short, but I think I can do it. All right. So... And the present day is slash not too distant future. A massive evil mega corporation of pharmaceutical badness called umbrella is secretly developing all kinds of crazy underground science laboratories where they are working on, namely something called the T-Virus and evil zombie virus that can mutate humans and do all kinds of crazy stuff. Well, something goes wrong in the laboratory because unbeknownst to us at the time of the first film our protagonist, Mila Jovici. She is actually a secret security worker for umbrella. Well, she loses her memory for reasons because... Sure, yes. So, I remember the first movie. Yeah, she gets her memory knocked out because it turns out that, oh, her name is Alice. Mila Jovici's name is Alice. So, Alice is actually an experiment, right? She's the end product of a whole line of experiments to bond the T-Virus successfully with human DNA, which turns you into a crazy super soldier. And they go into the lab and they destroy the lab. And they go... Fuck, this is hard. Wait, are you still on the first one or have you moved on? I think I'm... I'm thinking I'm still on the first one because we can... Because I've seen the first one. I was not worried about that. I was just on Nemesis. That was horrible. No, this isn't that. So, next we have... But the lab is built on top of Raccoon City, a very close to Raccoon City. And the virus gets into Raccoon City and it causes like a horrible zombie apocalypse in Raccoon City. Someone named their city Raccoon City. Anyway, they're going around and they're shooting zombies and everything. And umbrella, basically like Nukes Raccoon City. And then this leads to an outbreak of the T-Virus in the whole world where in between movies, the T-Virus has created a huge worldwide zombie apocalypse, which has turned everything into a desert also. And in the 3D, Alice and some survivors are going around the desert because everywhere's a desert now. And they all die and Alice doesn't. Some other survivors escape to Alaska. And nothing really happens in this movie all that much. It was kind of a lame one. This is the third one we're talking about now. So, they go into another one of umbrella's secret laboratories underground, where even though there is a worldwide apocalypse and society has stopped, they're still doing these crazy experiments on the T-Virus. But she goes in and one of the evil bad guys, he infects himself with the T-Virus because he thinks it's going to make him a super cool monster. And it does. And he kills everybody inside the whole laboratory by himself. And then Alice gets knocked out and captured, but it turns out there's a whole bunch of clones of her. And then they escape somehow. And then in the next movie, it opens up with her. They're at another secret underground umbrella facility in Japan. And Alice and all of her Alice clones assault the base with their swords and their guns and they shoot and stab everybody. However, Wesker, who's like the evil CEO of umbrella.com, he explodes the underground base. So we're just fucking going through these underground bases. Now it explodes, which gets rid of all the Alice clones conveniently, which now means we're only back to our original Alice. We assume it's the original, right? We don't actually know. We assume it's the original. We don't, I guess we don't technically know, but that gets rid of all the Alice clones. Hooray, I guess. So now Alice goes to... Try and I'm lost. She tries to rendezvous with all the other people when... And then she finds... Oh yeah, a lot good. A lot good. Claire attacks it randomly in the airplane graveyard if you remember. Oh yeah, she finds Claire and she's been like mine controlled through a thingy on her chest. And then she takes it off and Claire is slowly regaining her memory. And then they fly back towards civilization to like California or someplace like that. So they fly to Hollywood and it's full of disease and sickness and death and zombies, so it's basically as it is now. And with the land per plane on the top of a big tall building where a bunch of survivors from the apocalypse are sitting around holding up. And it just so happens that one of the survivors happens to be Chris Redfield, who is Claire's brother. Wow, what a coincidence. This doesn't go anywhere, don't worry about it. So after they fight and after a series of incredibly unlikely things occur, they escape through a tunnel to get out of the prison so that they could go to a nearby cargo ship. It's what they call the big, a big old cargo ship. And it turns out the cargo ship is actually another secret underwater umbrella laboratory where Wesker is. Oh no, he's the big bad CEO guy that we've seen a few times before. So they go into the tanker and they have a fight with Wesker and they shoot him, but he doesn't die. There's like dogs and she kicks the dogs. It's so super fucking cool. And that's where we get the the cutoff for the next movie. And then the next movie, President Evil, this is a starts when all of the umbrella people are shooting at the rescue lab subjects and Alice and her friends on the cargo ship and pretty much all of them die. So that's a convenient reset button again. And then Alice falls in the water and then she helped me out. Well, she wait, like a clone of her wakes up in the simulation to eventually get killed. And then we cut back to her, she wakes up in her outfit at the end of the first movie, the really stupid hospital down. Oh, that one. Yeah, it's not stupid. It's very revealing to the best part of the movie. Because apparently this whole time they've been cloning Alice and making Alice clones run through really dumb simulations so that they could get like the perfect Alice so she could be a amazing super weapon. However, the reason that they have a simulation world is because there is yet another mega underground secret umbrella laboratory facility where they have recreated large portions of major cities on the earth where they can give demonstrations of how the virus works to people who could then buy it. So they've got all these simulations and oh, also all these simulations that they're filled with clones. They're filled with clones. So umbrella has been cloning you basically an endless stream of people and giving them fake memory so that they can fill the simulations. So when the virus happens, they can have like people in them to get zombified and stuff. So they go into the lab simulation place to stop it and put it into umbrella. Then they escape but they blow up the facility and they have a big fight with some clones of people from the first movie. Did you skip post-Asoviate zombie army? Oh yeah, there is a okay. So that's the thing. I'm skipping over a lot because it's all just it's so fucking nuts. So they cloned like an evil Soviet zombie army with complete with AKs and like all those old black tanker helmets and everything. And they have red stars on their trench coats. It's just it's just these movies are basically just built around whatever the prop department has available at the time. It kind of seems like it and that whole desert thing makes it seems like we just want to do the mad man. Yeah, they were just in a desert because the T virus turns everything into a desert. Don't ask questions. And so they fight the the Soviet zombie armies and they blow up the laboratory. Then they go to Washington DC. It turns out that apparently like the last of humanity is having a like a final stand on the White House. And who's the president? I don't know. Wesker. Wesker. Oh yes, it turns out that Wesker is actually the president of the United States. Wow. He is also the umbrella CEO, but he needs Alice in their help to end the zombie virus and stuff. I guess. And so they become tentatively allies at the end of the last film because Wesker got elected to be president of the White House essentially. And so I so we're all caught up or do we still have another movie? No, no, we have one more movie. This is the last movie. Right. We're going to watch the last movie. That is what that is all us being caught up. I think.