What's he doing here? He's the alien! I came to put a stop to all your alien talk. Where do the lies end? Well, Sim, I guess my first question is... Are you an alien? Lies! The filthy earth boy lies! I mean, no. Well, what about the video? I was out playing like an enormous earth larva when he came looking for trouble. Hey, new kid! Give me your lunch monies. But I need these monies to buy nutrients. Give me the monies or I'll tell everyone you're an alien. Leave me alone! I just want to play. Fine. Look, guys, you are my witness. He is an alien. I have him on tape. I have you on tape witnessing it. That didn't happen! He lies! Calm down, you two. You'll never get away with this silenced-you tiny brain! Head? What about that glowing thing? Look at it! That's no human glow! We asked an expert. Possibly a weather balloon or swamp gas. Swamp gas? He's crazy! Ask anyone in our class. Dib! He's pretty crazy. He told me my daddy was a yaddy. My daddy's not a yaddy! He's not a yaddy! What's up with his head? Well, Dib, I guess the question for you is... Are you crazy? Of course they say I'm crazy. That's what they always say about visionaries. What are you doing? What are you doing? Calling your space friends? Nonsense! It's my medication. Hey, look. They're going to start making artificial beavers. He's after our beaver technology. Is this his next evil plan? Well, time to work on my next adventure. I'm going to have to go back to the lab. I'm going to have to go back to the lab. I'm going to have to go back to the lab. Time to work on my next evil plan. Talk about perfect timing! But no drive yet! The swollen eyeballs got to see this! Agent Dark Booty here. I have a video feed from the alien's house. Ah! Hmm. Agent Morphman. Once I tied Bigfoot's toe hairs together, it was very funny, until his insane fit of howling rage ended in tragedy for a family of campers. My point is jokes do not have a place in the swollen eyeball network. Call back when you're serious. But... Yes! Time to work on my evil plan. Oh! To cripple the humans by destroying... He's to me with the... I'm not going to eat that. Ah! Ah! Enough! I will try some already. Well... they don't seem to be making me sick. You know, this actually might be a good way to build a tolerance to the humans. Felt the food! Okay, girl! I will try! I'm done soon as I'm done with these waffles. I will discuss my evil plan. Yes! This is the best way to make a living. I'll be the best way to make a living. I'll be the best way to make a living. Yes! This is it! For this plan, I will create a... Hey, these aren't bad. What's in them? There's a lot of them! Yeah, lying! Girl! Another mutant biting thing! Yes, Burman Lord! Onward to victory! Zip! I don't know what your plan is, but I'm going to stop it! I am infecting this city with genetically enhanced Burman, but you'll never know! You just told me. You're lying! More toes! Grab my wish now! Skeel seems like force! Still powering up. Almost there. That's your secret weapon. So, I'm out, baby! I'll hold them here while you finish up, Bordos! Get off of me! You smell like human! Oh, the Burman! Nick Rewind is all about classic Nickelodeon. Want more? Like and comment below. And don't forget to subscribe to Nick Rewind's channel and hit the bell icon for you! And never miss a new video!