I can't see you guys! I can't see you guys! I can't see you guys! I can't see you guys! I can't see you guys! I can't see you guys! I don't know if you know this but first and foremost our neighborhood has freaking mountain lions and coyotes in it okay, mountain lions do you guys know what a mountain lion looks like if you don't, here you go! they look like real lions without like their hair without the mane I didn't know we could move to the hills I thought it was supposed to just be all glorious and bougie over here no, we out here battling with real live mountain lions and pack coyotes alright, easy and high we're just in our backyard as you can see, you know there's a mountain right there we're going for a morning stroll a little morning workout if you will and a fucking coyote was up there with us I was working and she's like what? a coyote? she couldn't see it! this thing was blending in with the hill with the hillside like literally was the same color she didn't see it until it went and literally looked at us we're like slowly walk towards the house we're trying to walk back towards the house this thing is walking now in the same direction when I tell you my heart it was in my stomach I was so freaking scared she's like don't run and don't look at it I'm like how am I supposed to not look at it this thing runs down the hill and hops over our freaking bob wire fence like it was in the Olympics this thing had pole vaulting skills okay without the pole it was insane it was like at least a few feet above the fence that bob wire fence wasn't doing nothing for this coyote so now we're paranoid now we're scared and now I have a prank idea I am really going on an adventure right now through the wilderness I mean don't mind the house back there look at this I'm so scared I'm so scared what if it's all here bro? I can't see nothing listen this is where the coyote was literally hop the fence and came into here and I'm walking here just for you guys literally risking it all risking my life trying not to fold on this hill for you okay make sure I don't fall I have a rock for a weapon because I'm legitimately scared and can't shit all right I'm in the mountain starting now I'm going to get some oranges to make some orange juice because there's a nice orange tree out here and I don't know watching a question of why I'm going to make orange juice at nighttime but I'm going to try to get it a little bit further from the house and then I'm going to just scream I'm scared guys look okay I don't know if y'all can see so it's all mountains everywhere this might be far enough oh Jesus help me what if there's one up here and I can't see it because they literally were the same colors the mountain this is far enough I don't know if you guys can see easy but she's all the way over there oh damn this is a good lens she's over there getting stuff ready for the jacuzzi I told her we're going to get in the jacuzzi and come all the way over to this mountain to save her baby here we go alright so I told her to go inside and grab me something so I'm at the car right now tell her I'm getting chased by a mountain lion oh yeah I keep hearing stuff on so scared and all the rocks be looking like fucking coyotes and mountain lions and shit hahaha oh oh oh baby oh my god oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh my oh she won't kind of flow oh my god she won't hurt she's over there what the oh my god what did you say oh it was my ex there it was looking over the mountain baby oh my god oh my god oh my god you got me okay I'm trying I'm trying you got me oh shit oh my god what the fuck I don't know did you catch your camera yeah I saw I was recording you said I think it was big it was that big it was huge it was huge you know like bigfoot or the boogie man or something it was huge okay I felt like I was in jimundi we got to move we got to move we got to move I want to live here we just keep it everywhere this was real jimundi bro I thought it was a teetrex it was crazy no I'm going to watch I'm looking over there you you you you