MUSIC The BBC! They're here! They're here! I'm not the opening and I'm sorry. Five minutes please. I'm going out to Constable but I'm coming back a star. I can't go on. Do it for the troops kid. Do you really think I can dance Mr. Winefeld? Far away the Olympic mode! Far away the Olympic mode! Why are you looking at me? Why should I sit at your home and you want to be on television at all? Here I'm sorry. Now go and tell him I'll be straight out. Not come dead kid. MUSIC Oh good afternoon. I'm sorry. Good afternoon. Bob Tuff, director. Inspector Fowler, inspector. Right, we don't exist. We are not here. You are unaware of us. We shoot what we please. If you feel you wish to explain what you're doing, by all means do so. Understood? Good. Roll camera. Oh man, river! Why are you sitting there? I don't know. We'll be wearing only upper lip. We might be left standing above. I'm too far from home.