Over the years, I've collated my haters in my Mean Girls style... ...burn book. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I'll our Gretchen Ween as 32 years old and got a burn book. That was fun going through Broken Hill Airport with. LAUGHTER Someone wrote to me recently and said, Joel Creasy makes me want to throw my TV out the window. LAUGHTER I replied, great idea. Make sure you hang onto it. LAUGHTER Then I clicked on his profile and he was 13. LAUGHTER He started it. LAUGHTER Someone else wrote to me, I'm surprised even gay men want to... ...cute. LAUGHTER Alright, oh, they don't. I just... ...straight men. Say hi to your dad for the...