Long ago, in a faraway land, there was a prosperous kingdom ruled by a young emperor. Ha! Boom, baby! He had a serious attitude. You do off my groove! I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove. Sorry! An evil advisor. By the way, you're fired. I'll take over and rule the Empire. And one major problem. I'll just poison him with this. Hey, Crock, can you top me off? I'll be a friend. Alama, he's supposed to be dead! Yeah, weird. Take him out of town and finish the job. No, he's only hope is a humble peasant. Even llama! Where? You can't have me! But when I kick the apple, you're the criminal mastermind, not me. What? Tell me who school's dead. Oh, it's not as dead as we would have hoped. Yeah, okay? No, no, no, no, no. Break that! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah! For your highness, I got you. You're safe now. Ha! Oh, no. Or not. Don't touch me. Why'd I risk my life for a selfish brand like you? Now I feel really bad. Bad llama. Oh, I mean... The Emperor's got a new look. A new partner. I'm gonna have to work together to get out of this. You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy. Or this would be really difficult. And a brand new groove. Come here! Please come! Walt Disney Pictures presents... The Emperor's new groove. Uh-oh. Don't tell me we're about to go over a huge waterfall. Yep. Shall we practice at the bottom? More slowly. Bring it on. BOOYAH!