Midlife crisis. This is a midlife crisis for me. I am turning 50 in about a month. I have been trying for 10 years to have a good midlife crisis. How do you do it? You know, that's like, okay, well, a sports car. Sports car'd be a great way to do it except for one thing. Getting me inside the sports car, you know, in with a shoehorn out with a jaws of life. Absolutely not. It's not going to look. Another way, having a fair, not about to do it. I got a great wife, not going to mess with her. Yeah, just, you know, stay with what I got. You know, the nice thing about her is that she is getting blind as fast as I'm getting ugly. Which is really good. And I was really nervous because if I set that backwards, oh man, there'd be a lot to pay for tonight. So anyway, having a midlife crisis, what do you do? I'll dye my hair blonde. Yeah, that'll work. Let's dye my hair blonde, you know, so I got some bleach the hair. Wow, you walk away from the mic. Bleach my hair, turn out perfectly orange, just like Bose of the clan. Did it a second time. It was great. I had more fun. But I didn't get my own jokes. But anyway, I've been practicing for this all my life. Class clown. My dad was a preacher. We moved all the time, had 14 schools before I graduated from high school. Always a new kid. Always looking for attention. You get attention? Hey, my kindergarten year, I was the new kid. Can you believe that? You know, and this is back in the good old day when kindergarten was K kindergarten. That was it. Not K26, not K whatever. All right, most useful thing you get in kindergarten. My friend David, whoa. Anybody remember these? Yeah. This is the most useful thing on earth. These were our towels and they lay them out, you know, haven't had. How many of you would love to have a boss that would allow you to just sleep on the job on a towel like that? You know, we're sitting there coloring. I am so old. I go back to the day when we had civil defense drills. Anybody remember those? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Wow, you must be old too. Anyway, civil defense drills were our government's answer to, oh, yeah, they could drop a nuclear bomb on you, but everything's going to be okay. You know, so we were instructed when the teachers saw the blinding flash of light of the ground zero nuclear attack, get on the floor and put a towel over your head. Yeah, it's going to work. You know, not only is it a comfortable mat, it's a radiation shield. It's got to work, you know. What was also weird is the girls in the class had to pull their skirts over the top of their head. Somebody in the civil defense car to have some weird, you know, but I'm not going there, but anyway, y'all made a midlife crisis fun. Have a good night.