My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How do you do? James, big weekend. It was opening weekend and opening week for baseball. A big guy weekend. The apartment looks awful right now. I have no laundry. I'm in a rut. How are you? Did you watch the woman's final? I did. And the game before that. Hey, your first. Make us disappear. Let's both do it on three and tackle. Make us disappear. One, two, three. Enough with the rap. Bring the hook right back. Jake, what happened in the sports? James. Mr. Fap. Time out. James. Come on. Opening weekend for baseball. And we were looking for like, what was the highlight? Oh, Trace Thompson, three-omers, cool dog. Eat a bug. Jim, there was an on-field proposal. Cat ran out on the field, turned pivot, planted, proposed, got rocked. Yeah, now when Jake said, cat, you're using slang. Because we've had cats on the field before and we've had cats proposed. This was a human. We haven't had cats from those. And the security just rocked and broke his rib, they said, and gave him a concussion. No idea if she said yes or no. Don't run on the field. I would like this tackle to be 15% less. Ooh. I'm over people running on the field. I'm like, when you're a kid, you root for him. I now root for security. So hard. Step running on the field. No one cares about you. I'll come back a little bit. I'm over people going on the field and we've seen a lot more of it since the clandemic. If you're gonna do it, it's got to count, right? And I mean, proposal. Hey, if she said yes, which she's shown it, if you're proposing on the field, hard. No. Start over. Lot of fish in the sea. Let's see. Lot of fish in the sea. Oh. I like it for him. Hate it. For him. Know what the sad part is? He got hurt. She watched him get hurt. Every day someone dies. I'm sure a lot. She cried and someone consoled her. That wasn't him. She's hooking up with his buddy. Who's not doing that shit? What was this almost breakdown you were telling me about? This is a breakdown. This is a groove life wallet. More on that later. Almost a breakdown. This is a classic. The two wrestlers are doing their post game and Snickers sponsors the post game. This reminds me of you, someone who just can't say no to treat sometimes. The best part, my favorite part about this is he rips it without looking at it. Because he's just listening to what you're saying. Yes, tell them about our victory and ripping it down. Which is a classic. Hoping it doesn't make a sound to move. And then slowly gets it fully out of the wrapper. You don't take the dog fully out the bun and then eat it. I should check. You don't want your hands to melt the chocolate so you keep the wrap between it. He doesn't do that because his crinkles. My Twitter timeline was filled and I was like, nice. Rastlin makes me want to kind of get in the ring again. I clicked over to the algorithm side of Twitter by accident. Saw death immediately. Fuck those guys. It's unreal. Go back to the more sports after that after that. You did the death thing earlier. Jim, every day. Yeah, I had a tough moment again. Jess is gone. It's me in Newtland, the apartment. Yeah, I mean, young unfortunate deaths. Jim, I mentioned Yukon before the final four is gone. You mentioned the women Congrats Ellis, you and Iowa. We're gone again. Jim, my Yukon Huskies, they're about to win the final four tomorrow. Congrats. I'm happy. I'm happy. Teams are trying so hard to stop the Huskies that they tried to stop Jonathan the Husky dog. Three, two, one, four and a half. You'd like something a little more like you take the Husky dog. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they tried to keep him off the plane. And then I guess it was a whole thing, but Delta, three, two, one, five and a half. And yet, I don't know. You get some good shots of Jonathan the Husky dog. We got him to Houston, but I guess it was a whole thing. The brain of dog there isn't as normal. Don't dogs go a lot of places. Speaking of animals, let's go to the not sports. Did you tell me? That's a groove life wallet. It's pretty secure and steel. All right, rescue underway for a pod of dolphins that are stranded by ice in the Dildo cave. One more time, just in case I missed it. Rescue is underway for a pod of dolphins stranded by ice in a Dildo cave. A pod of whitebeaked dolphins was stranded at sea trapped by ice in the shallow harbor off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland. For those of us that thought we were being a little Ron Chefer, and this is like saying that there was dolphins caught in the Basson Habber, but Boston would be Dildo. Dildoians in the area said they had it when this turn to dolphins and Dildo cave for decades. They're called Dildo's. Dildoians. This is me. I'm a Dildoian. I ain't seen dolphin here in a decade. No way. No way. We shouldn't. We shouldn't bring in. Just for a second. You think he'll come in? Yes. Go as weekly dumb. Big show. Ready? So I need you to read this headline. Don't think about it. No pausing. Just read it. Word for word. Rescue on the way for a pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo, cold. That's great. We wanted to call an expert in. It says here, handling a dolphin means attempting to grasp it by its slippery, dorsal, and pectoral fins. It can't be pulled by its tail. It can be pulled by its tail. You're the only one in this room that's one with dolphins besides me. You are instructed to not touch their tail. Do you think they should just sedate them? And then calm them down the other side of the ice? Because there's nothing wrong with today, Dildo. You think that Dildo? Okay. That says that's probably just the name of the cove. I don't know why you're even mentioning Dildo. So. Not the name of the town. And the town and the people from there are called Dildoians. We kind of got to go visit this Dildo place. Oh, no, that would be a good idea. That's not right. Got it. Oh, sick. And let's see. Employee of the week. Don't pound around with the week. Don't pound, but don't. Employee of the week. Boom, boom, boom. Who's getting it? Well, we still have men here. It's not. It's not Jo's, but if you wanted to give it to someone. I mean, we did a 12 hour livestream for opening day. Who do you think should? It's not, Zach. We can always give it to us. We haven't done that this year yet. We haven't done that this year. I thought we did. We've been crashing it. And you're doing positive self-affirmation. Stuff like that. Drawing yourself an amir skittier and shit. It's us. That's tough break, Jo. You came second. That was a weekly dumb. Today's episode of the weekly dumb word sponsored to you by Groove Life. It's time to update your wallet game. The Groove Life Wallet is sleek. No profile wallet engineered for everyday use. One simple thumb flick perfectly fans out up to six cards for easy access to find everything you need. Head to groovelife.com slash dumb and use promo code dumb for 20% off all groove life products. One last time. That's promo code dumb for 20% off your order. I guess what's your, because you like dogs, but a dog on the flight. If you're close to a dog, is that going to affect your flight? Well, they're passing all these rules about like peanuts on flights because of allergies. But there's cats on flights. I'm like definitely allergic. So I kind of pisses me off. No, not a cat on flights. Stop bringing your cat on a flight. Have a non-cat flight because I'm allergic. No. If I can't bring my peanut butter, I won't bring it. These people can't bring their stupid cats. I... Name a smart cat. I'm a dog lover. I love seeing. I get excited when I see a dog in a flight. I'm so against cats on flights that like we need to figure out the pet stuff on flights a little more. Because when you see that little bag under someone's feet and then the first time it moves and you're like, oh, no, we can't do this. Giant rat by your feet.