I was in a pub in London recently and a fire alarm went off and I just couldn't believe what happened Everybody left What are you doing? Why are you doing that? You wouldn't get that over here at all. You could be in a pub in Galway. A pub made out of Christmas trees And petrol In between a fireworks factory and a remand centre for young criminals at Halloween If a fire alarm went off, sure you'd look for the fire If you didn't see it, it didn't fucking exist If the fire alarm kept going, it started making jokes about it. Is that my phone?