In a world where movie trailers begin with In a World and the single most popular sport has two different names. A touch suit is that time! SCORE! It's the night before soccer's greatest game and something is happening to soccer's greatest players. Ah, what's that mean? When soccer's greatest heroes are transformed into rampaging mutals. The fate of the world's most popular sport is in the hands of... ...them? How hard can it be to find a rampaging mutated, no great football legend? When their heroes become villains, these fans become the heroes. I know you're scared. I'm scared. I'm scared too. I'm fine. Starring Slat-Tan Ibrahimovic. I am Slat-Tan, as if you didn't know. Starring Megan Rapinoe. Careful, it might look like a regular slow-moving slug, but I assure you, it moves very, very fast. Also starring, weird Al Yankovic. A Evil Maniac Alastar! I think you're supposed to actually do the laugh. And introducing Slat-Tan's ponytail. It feels insane! In the face of so many nightmarish monstrosities, who on her is possibly brave enough to... Stop right there! Now, I believe we can both be reasonable here. Spoiler alert! Let's play some soccer! Look at that! Pino is not gonna stay for that. Wow, that's some great fun right there. It's not the soccer movie. It's not the football movie. It's the soccer football movie. Coming soon on Netflix.