You said if you had a son, you would not let him play football. What makes you think that he would want to play football? What if he was a nerd like you? Do you think a woman like Michelle would marry a nerd? Why don't you ask her whether she thinks I'm a nerd? Good, I... No, I'm not gonna let her near you. I want to think President Obama for being on the show. I'm gonna press this. I don't touch that please. Shhh! Thanks for the interview and thanks for letting me shoot my show here all these years. You've been shooting these show-as here in the diplomatic room? Who gave you permission to do that? Bush. Seriously? Who gave him clearance? Thanks. What's the spider bite? That's the other hand. It's everywhere.