So there was watching Raw Monday night. Why? That's the ultimate question. Why would anybody put themselves through that? But I did. The primary reason why is I'm looking for reasons to get excited? Just looking for something at this point to get me in the mood for the 2019 Royal Rumble. And I don't feel like that's too much to ask. And when I look at a Royal Rumble match that to me is really truly lacking for obvious winners, and obvious quality winners and rightful winners at that, I'm looking for other things to get me in the mood for it. How am I getting the manager back a little bit? And of course, when you look at the Universal Championship picture, and you see Brock Lesnar is the champion again, boring the breaks off of one and all with another boring title reign again. That most certainly isn't helping to sweeten the past. Now, original plans were for Braun Strowman to face him at the Royal Rumble. And yeah, Ben there, done that before. Not really the title show you would think that you would have Braun lose title for the first time, which means he's probably slated to lose, which appeals even less to me. So for one of the reasons whether that's Vince didn't want Braun to lose to Brock again, or Braun maybe wasn't fully mended from his elbow injury, I don't know what I don't care. But Braun is a one and a wrong Monday night with the whole premise of coming up with a new number one contender to face Brock Lesnar at the Royal Rumble. Lots of options. Kind of certainly good ones. Drew might have been different. Baron Corbin would have been like Trainwrecked Funny. And yes, you could have always went down the path of John Sino once again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The WWE went in a slightly different direction. Brock Lesnar's opponent for the Universal title at the 2019 Royal Rumble at Chase Field in Phoenix, Arizona is Finn Bauer. Let's say it again, Finn Bauer won more time for all the littles in the cheap shapes. Saints, whatever. Finn Bauer. Finn in a twink. Finn swimming Bauer is going to be facing Brock fucking Lesnar and a big four pay for you for the goddamn World title. What the fuck is going on here? Now it's one thing we're talking about the Universal title is already a B title in the little time of the A show. It never mind the fact that this is the Royal Rumble where the Royal Rumble mass carries way more weight than any particular title match, even up to and including the World title match. It does. So you can get away with a slightly less than Marquis title match at the Royal Rumble. You can get away with that. And you need of itself just because it's Finn Bauer doesn't automatically make it stooping. The fact that it was Finn Bauer, where his character doesn't do shit, they haven't booked them to do shit. And now all of a sudden he comes crashing in Gallo Mancow and we're going to make it on one freebie contender. This is one of many things that makes WWE's products all stooping today. You want to know how I know Finn Bauer getting this title opportunity is stupid. The people tell me. And you know what I mean by that? Is when I tweet about Finn Bauer, that's what we've gotten to in today's world. Tweet about how stupid it is that Finn Bauer won that match on Raw and is going to face Brock Lesnar at the Royal Rumble, usually typing something like that. About somebody that the hardcore fans circles or two would get everybody or at least some people into it tizzy. And we get into some flaming keep our fingers a fire or on the social media, Twitter device. And instead, none of that happened. Like I would even venture to guess that I would even get more pushback if I had said the same shit. If Bel Ziggler was being put in the same opportunity and how pathetic is that? Oh yeah, one, two, three. Fuck Bel Ziggler. Finn Bauer getting this opportunity is so stupid that even the fans really don't have shit to say. Even the Bauer club, having gotten their pennies in an off-little bunch, does it their gold flame order talk about what nothing is it? It's not just because of the size and not even how unbelievable that would be. It's the fact that there has been no build up to bower at all whatsoever getting into this spot, this moment, this opportunity, you're just basically doing it for the fuck off of it because we want to do something different. Well again, we can pull our dicks out in the middle of the ring. That's different and a lot of people aren't going to want to see that. You get the point? It's because it's different. It doesn't automatically make it good. It's like you build up these characters sometimes and then don't follow through. And he just randomly throw these guys into the situation when you haven't built them up. We're fucking bitch. Like to me, I look at matches and I say you want as much as possible to have it be a win-win for all parties involved. And when you look at this match specifically on the surface, if you're in any type of mode of trying to protect your character, careful with rock, luster, character at this point in time, you have set up that character in a total complete move situation. If Brock squashes him, then Bauer looks fucking stupid. And the whole premise of this looks stupid. If Finn Bauer, who hasn't mattered for 90% of 2018, has a competitive match with Brock Luster, then that makes Brock Luster look stupid. Are you the new you have Finn Bauer fucking beat him? Are you insane? Are you insane? How stupid would that make everybody damn look? All the times of Roman Reigns, all the times of Braun Strowman, a Samoa Joe, and so many others can't beat this guy taste for Roman for fucking out of the finally beat him. That thing that was those opportunities when Frickin beat him, this is dumb, stupid, or shit. What is so goddamn special about Finn Bauer that so many people get giggly just about it? I don't even know what Frurgo did in other places, this isn't other places, this is here, and this is now. And these two guys, two things going for him, he's entrance. Who is he even suspecting of itself? And the damn demon body paint that he wears two to three times a year. Outside of that, what is he? A fucking Twinkly looking talent find underwear model, dude. That's just another joke, Brownie in the damn ring. That's what he is. He's a fucking cruiser, right? Don't think it's the goddamn hell you wait for your universal title. Like, who do you last people? Ask fans, even Bauer fans. What do you so goddamn awesome, and special about Finn Bauer? I'm typically here. You know what that's all about? Nothing! Because they cannot properly enumerate what the hell it is that they like about this guy in the WWE Contacts. Is the character is stupid? What you gonna do, carry this program up to the Royal Rumble? I'm a fucking microphone, are you nuts? This guy damn cruiser way. In the ring, there is literally nothing, nothing, nothing different from him than any other dozen of other Japanese I'm a goddamn raster. And when you talk about things like charisma and presence and connecting with the audience and so on and so forth, these idiot hardcore fans have no standards anymore. They'll connect with just about anything if it's a guy that rots a little Japan around the goddamn dependency, and they do a couple of flex, and they're not too big. That way they can relate to him. I don't really got down to it, and then for the character standpoint, what the fuck is a Finn Bauer? And even when he puts out the goddamn demon fate, this is how stupid it is. There is literally nothing different about him. The way he wrestles is the same, the way he walks is the same, the way he acts is the same, the way he works is the same, it's all the same, and it all sucks. Like to me, put out the body paint, come up for your entrance, and that's the entire appeal of Finn Bauer. And these assholes with WWE have now decided they're gonna put it in a world title match of the Royal Rumble. That was what the more easy to get more excited about this year's show, not less excited. And thanks to this stupidity and readiness of the WWE, they managed what's again, now fucking do themselves. One a bunch of crap.