Don't show. Please. Not here. Parker and her shoes just a few blocks down. That's the sort of address you've fling yourself to death at. I was bitten by a sad radio act of clown. Get off. Hasn't this place seen enough tragedy? I mean, Ultram went ham before I even got a chance to trash my own building. Doesn't need your wandering soul ghost in the crap out of it. So yeah, I'm sure a real hero would have something profound to say to you to make you feel better instantly, but I'm all you got. I'm deadpool. What's here? Don't. Don't what? Don't pretend to care. You're being presumptuous. I don't care. Yet. But you're making it awfully hard for me to get my care on. Is it a boy? A girl? Money? Did you marry a succubus and she might ruin your life? Are you trying to make me jump? No. Never. I thought I'd been told I can make people very uncomfortable. Well, again, Parker Industries is right over there. I hate you. I think maybe that's a sign you're on the mend. I'll make you an offer. If you were determined that this is going to be your last night on Earth, what do you want to do? I mean, have you seen Hamilton yet? You're a maniac. What's wrong with you? No, I haven't seen it. And anyways, aren't tickets like a million dollars and impossible to get? Ah, don't worry. I know a guy with tickets. Can anyone bargain for it? Can I buy you a drink? That would be nice. While we're talking, let me offer you some coffee. I can't believe you. I think it's going to be okay. I said I knew a guy with tickets. I didn't say he would give them to us. And don't worry about these two. They're manslaughtering slum lords. Just shut up. See, I had a blast. Who knew the founding fathers were all dope? Where to now? Parker Industries Observation Deck. You made a joke. Wait, are you not joking? Did I take your header off of your roof back there and I'm in hell? Well, now that you mention it, I just saw a musical. And there aren't 72 virgins lining up to meet my dead pole. So yeah, maybe. Alright, let's cut the shit. Are your problems anything that require punching? I don't know. I know what you're going to say. Violence doesn't solve everything. You're terrible at guessing what people are going to say. Violence solves everything if you're good at it. Listen, the night is still young. Every day the Avengers Unity Squad gets a sack of mail from people looking for help. That's how I knew about the aristocrats in there. I keep the ones that are worthy of pro bono beatings. And whenever I'm feeling down, I grab a fistful of sorrow and head into the night to crush bad people. Make the rounds with me. Why won't you just leave me alone? Unless this is kidnapping. How dare you? I only kidnapped for money. I promise I'll let you go if you do everything I say. Oh my god, are you kidnapping me? So what's your name? Daniel. Oh thank god, I was worried you were Robin. Did we just steal a motorcycle? I don't know. Did we? What is your heart tell you? Come on, we had fun, right? Aren't you glad you picked my address to fail to off yourself? Yeah, sure. But I think you have a pretty good handle on things without me. Like the rest of the world. You can let me off anywhere. No, I can't. I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb enough that I can't help you. But they can. You promise to let me go. I am. This is where you and I part ways. I've been texting the staff. They're expecting you. What if I don't want to go inside? Are you going to make me? I...I don't know. I don't think I'll have to because I think you want to walk in. Will you walk in with me? Plus maybe we can visit all the other people I accidentally beat up. Listen, I don't think you're crazy. You just need a little help and I am NOT the guy to help you. I'm killing someone who's way harder than what I usually do. Of course the moment she walks out of my life, I think of the perfect device. You gotta remember, no matter how bad things get, that life is fluid. There's always a chance that something great is waiting right around the next corner. You just have to find a way to keep grinding corners.