Big movie openings today that one's everybody's talking about the Avengers. This is a movie that combines all your favourite superheroes, except Batman and Spider-Man and Superman and I call them. And the Michelin Man and the director Michael Man and the singer Amy Man. I don't know who's in the movie, but it's got Iron Man and a bunch of other men. And any movie with that many men in it, where do I buy a ticket Mr.? Can I see a picture of all the Avengers can you see it? They're all the different Avengers. Oh yeah, down at the end there. Who's that? Yeah. That's... That's Ferret Man. His only superpower is a love of ferrets. And he uses that to fight crime. I photoshopped it myself. Anyway, the Avengers is the first blockbuster of the summer. It costs $220 million to make. Now, give you an idea how much money that is. You take the yearly budget of this show and add $220 million. Now, one superhero's in this movie I'd never heard of. It's called The Black Widow. And this is true. The Black Widow has no superpowers. And I'm thinking, mm-hmm. Why is this character even in the movie? Do we have a picture of The Black Widow? I think it just adds to my own question, man. Scarlett, do you have a sheer superpower? Her breasts. She's got superpowers. Yeah, it's a cheek. What the hell, man? That's a good one, boss. Who are you? Who's leaving the money on the podium? Anyway, apparently the original comic of The Avengers had another superhero who's called Ant-Man. That's this true. And the buddy didn't put him in the movie and I'm like, ah, man, would have been awesome. He could solve any problem right or wrong, provided it took place at a picnic. But if you go all these superheroes, right, you need a really bad ass villain. And I'll be honest with you, I am worried about The villain and the Avengers movie, because it sounds kind of lame. His name is Loki. He's the God of mischief. Like, uh-huh. And he has an English accent. So, we have in this movie the villain is the God of mischief with an English accent. How bad could that be? Yeah, like, yes, I just tied your shoelaces together. Hey, hey, hey, look through these binoculars. Ah-ha-ha! Now you can rings around your eyes. What, what? Ah! You look like a panda. The earth is mine. Anyway, I'm sure the Avengers is great, because it's got Iron Man in it, and I'm a big fan of Robert Downey, Jr. But because he's honest about his past, he tells it like it really was. He doesn't make crap up to sell a book, you know. Predacitant Obama. President Obama. The incredible Hulk, and it, too, he's an Avenger. I don't find the Hulk that believable. I'm sorry, I've got a problem, accepting that a guy can turn into a big monster, burst out of his clothes, and he, I don't buy you can do it on this pants, still stay on. It doesn't work. Like, the shirt, boom, and the shoes, boom. I remember that, like, if he's wearing a hat, whee! Right? But he's left, like, all of that happens, and he's still wearing a little Capri pants at the end. When I go in the movies, I want to see a dude explode out of his trousers. Actually, it doesn't have to be a movie. Do you know who else is in this movie? Thor. Yes! Thor! The dude with a long blonde hair and the power of flight is like, if Fabio could fly. And Thor, the character of Thor, is from the planet Asgard. Yep, I've got a place there. Yeah, but you know. Anyway, that's true, he's from Asgard. But he's always Fabio from Asgard. Do we have a picture of Thor? There he is. Look at his size, that hammer there. What's that in his hand as well? Captain America's in the movie too. I love Captain America. I've loved them since I saw this. Oh, remember that panel? We got this panel from the Captain America comic book. It's great. It's absolutely real. We didn't talk to this. Remember it? Yeah. I command you too. Wank. I first saw that panel in the Captain America comic when I was a teenager in Scotland. I'm like, I don't need Americans telling me what to do. I've got it! Coupled Captain America! Anyway, the movie does look great. I think it's a great idea to combine characters from different movies. It gives me hope that they'll make my dream film one day. Gladiator Mamma Mia. Happy, awesome. Russell Groan, Meryl Streep, and I dance off at the end with swords. Wouldn't you like that? Oh, yeah. You don't think that'd be good? You don't think that'd be good? What? What? You command me to minding you. I don't need you to tell me what to do. You don't know Captain America, sir. No, you're right. I'm Commander Wank. Do you want me to call you that from now on? I can go down to Drew Carrey at the press, and get you a different sticker. It can say Commander Wank on it if you want. I would appreciate that. Yeah, okay. We'll get you a new sticker. I wouldn't say Jeff anymore. Jeff Peterson's a thing of the past. From now on, you'll be Commander Wank. Are you sure you want to go with us? Yeah, and you'll be Ferretman. Yeah, why? Ferretman and Commander Wank. You know what? I'm in. I'm in. Let's do it. All right. All right. We'll be right back over there. We will.