Welcome to BBQNA. Today we received a following letter from R-stash Elf Social Justice. Why are there no Black Elves? I find it which rail of elves is an idealized blonde Aryan species highly offensive. Please do better or get cancelled. Well, just… well, I can't believe you would say that. There are lots of Black Elves, you know. Let's learn about Black Elves and their fascinating culture. Western Black Elves rich history of living in caves and worshipping spiders and sh**. Eastern Black Elves rich history of having big f**ks and f**king gallants and gallants of f**king. And f**king gallants and gallants of f**king