Two friends are walking their dogs, a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua. When they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant, the guy with the Dalmatian says, Let's get something to eat, but the guy with the Chihuahua says, We can't go in there, we have dogs with us, so the first guy says, Just follow my lead. He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the restaurant. Sorry, says the owner, no pets allowed, but this is my seeing eye dog, the guy with the Dalmatian says, A Dalmatian? Yes, they're using them now, the owner says. Very well then, come on in. The guy with the Chihuahua repeats the process and gets the same response from the owner. Sorry pal, no pets allowed, but this is my seeing eye dog, says the second guy. A Chihuahua asks the incredulous owner, A Chihuahua says the man in the dark glasses, they gave me a Chihuahua.