Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are currently in the air at 30,000 feet. We should be landing at about two hours. The sea time sitting on is very comfortable. I brought my own cushion to make an extra comfy. We shouldn't be having too many turbulence. I am now sipping coffee and turbulence would make it spill and I don't want that. I wish you pleasant flight. The copilot is just stepped out of the cockpit to use the bathroom. I am now going through his phone and seeing lovely news of his wife. Lucky bastard. Who is gay here? Huh? Who's gay? Who gay? Who gay? Who gay? Who gay? I believe in collective suicides. Thank you. Oh, what a purchase crashed on the window, loser. One of our air hostests has an STD. Let's try and guess who. Waiting for someone to press the buzzer. No, okay, it's me. Anyone wants to guess the color of my underwear? I'm not wearing any. None. Who gay in here? Why is it called the cockpit? Was it originally meant for pizzas? Just wondering. Who gay in here? Mayday, mayday crashing, crashing, crashing, mayday. Captain, Captain, is everything okay? Yeah, I just wanted to get your attention. Fun fact, it wasn't supposed to be me flight the plane today. The original pilot thought that after checking the plane that had too many defects, I also checked the plane and yes, many defects. Many. What? Endless. Infinite. Measureless. All synonyms I found on Google. Nice. Oh, nice. 777 sale. Ladies and gentlemen, the correct time in Singapore is 515 pm and it is now raining in Seattle. Who gay in here? For those in economy class, I am delighted to inform you that business class isn't much better. I missed the runway for the landing. We'll now try attempt number two. Oh, that's a lovely looking tower. I wonder if anyone's ever landed there before. In New York? 22 years ago? All right, you got me. I'm talking about 9-11. This is flight F-D-9-11, by the way, so I'm surprised that if you start coming. Round of applause for 9-11, everyone. Who gay in here? No? No? I'm just teasing you.