Animals must be really stopped beating them now or can I have one last burger? What's happened to our country? Who's taking the chicken nuggets? Did you kill her? I'm really hungry. It's still difficult to say it out loud. I ate an egg. Do eat this food because you think your face doesn't look smug enough. We are not vegans. They are carlists. Why would anyone eat a baby? Just a little baby. Carnage, a film by Simon Amstel, available now exclusively on BBC iPlayer.