Okay, so Ashley, I have been meaning to ask you a very important question for a long time. You see, I want her friendship to become more than just... Uh, hold on, Steve. Before you go any further, I gotta be honest with you. Look, you're a great person in everything, Steve, but you're just two-day-nice. You know, I'm looking for a guy that takes what he wants, and apologizes to nobody. Hey, there, you sexy thing. Can I buy you a drink? Yeah, you sure can. How about we have the drink in bed? Sounds good to me. Let's get us a room across the street. Yeah. I'll call you later, Steve. Oh my God. Steven A. Pointexter. Is that you? Oh my God, I haven't seen you in like 17 years. Wow. If it isn't Ashley Goldschmidt. Mike, wow. You look great. How the hell did you get so buff? Well, I got my own gym and fitness center. Have you ever heard of Steve's fitness? Oh my God. You own Steve's fitness. Holy crap. Yeah, I also started a tech company back in 2010, and it's doing pretty well. So, uh, what have you been up to these past few years, Ashley? Well, let's see. I got married and I had a kid, and I also got divorced. Wow. That sounds like a lot of fun. Yeah. Did you ever get married, Steve? Nope. I would've been where I am today if I got married. Oh. Never married, you say? Wow. Yeah. I'm just so happy to see you. We should pick up right where we left off in 2004. I want you, Steve. Let's go all the way. Come on, baby. I'm ready. You mean, uh, you mean like, go all the way, like, as insects? Yes. I love you, Steve. I've always loved you. I was just young and stupid in my 20s. There's a motel across the street. I'll pay for it. Whoa. Hold on, Ashley. Before you go any further. Look, you're a great person and everything, but I'm afraid you're just too dang old for me. So, I'm gonna have to decline your offer. Wait. I'm too old. Steve. We're the exact same age. Yeah. See. Ever since I started up my company's back in 2010, I have this thing where only date chicks in their early 20s now, so... It's just one of my policies, you know. Huh. Chicks in their early 20s, huh? You're 38 years old. Do you form any type of meaningful relationships with these chicks or what? Not really. I just sorta take what I want and apologize to nobody. Whatever happened to love, Steve? Look, being you go way back, I'm here now and I totally want you, Steve. Yeah. I know, but I've been on this 23-year-old street for like a long time now, like a few years now. And I don't want to ruin my record with a 38-year-old, so... Yeah. I'm gonna have to let you go. Huh. What the fuck? You're rejecting me? That's not how it's supposed to happen. You're a creep! Yeah. Whatever. Here's 200 bucks. Get that room across the street and get out of my face. I don't want to be seen talking to some 38-year-old. But...but like... Yeah. Uh-huh. You're just scaring off all the 23-year-olds around here. You know what? I'm gonna make it 300. Get yourself a sweep. Damn stupid point extra in this 23-year-olds. Excuse me, ma'am. Could you spare some...ashly goldsmith? Is that you? Oh my god. Jesse! I haven't seen you since like 2004!