Well, everybody is on pins and needles across the country, particularly those teams who are in the running for LeBron James You ready to go LeBron? Where's the powder? You sound like a homo man. So what's new? What's been going on with you this summer? Man, I turned gay. How many people know your decision? No, my teammates know as gay for so long. When did you decide? I got a boner, one game when I saw my Williams on the court, I knew I didn't like pussy. And the funny thing, he had a really big dick. We were changing after a game and found myself staring at his box for about 20 minutes. That's when I knew I was gay. That was the conclusion you woke up with this morning. Like I said before, I don't like vagina. Was it always in your plan to go and play with the Wayne Wade and Chris Bosch? Just thinking about man. So man, here's the deal. D Wade is a real hung guy. So my Dicks half the size of his dick, you know, us gay ball players got to stay together. So I decided to go over there. And I wasn't so shut until I talked to Bosch. I went through his crib and he gave me hand job. If the hand job and my Dicks start to get shaved, so we got some oil and he stuck in my asshole.