Hey what's up guys, it's me PewDiePie back again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Not dude I'm just kidding, it's not actually PewDiePie. If you didn't think that joke was funny, then fucking kill yourself! It's actually me, griefy leader of the amphibian army back once again. And it's time for me to crank out another daily video, so all of you mom mentality 12 year olds can start generating me some sweet sweet YouTube revenue. So yesterday I was pondering on the fact that my entire life revolves around making fun of children and the mentally impaired on the internet, and I thought to myself... wow, I sure have a complete fucking degenerate, I should... I should have... I should, I should kill myself, I... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA So I went on over to YouTube to try to cheer myself up, you know, try to find something that didn't make me want to kill myself? And that's when I thought to myself, you know, what is the best thing to do when you're feeling sad? And the answer is obvious, you listen to some music. So I was looking for some new jams that would stop me from slitting my wrists, and that's when I found them. The most talented singer in the entire world. Move over Taylor Swift, move over Justin Bieber, and make way for the teal hair wonder. Everybody sit back, relax, and prepare to be taken on a fucking journey, dude. Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh! PLEIET! What's up Titans, and welcome to a cover by me with a friend that's a pretty uh... Song. You're welcome. Shut up. What the fuck, dude, he's just trying to help you out! I mean, geez! I mean, you don't gotta tell him to shut up just because he finishes your sentences. I mean, you're on a very good friend if that's what you're doing. I mean, I bet the other kid probably wants to kill himself after being bullied like that. So, let's dive into this and see what happens. I'm guessing I'm approaching. Jason Moan, I do it! Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Dude, what the fuck is this kid's problem, dude? Why is he just staring down his friend like he's about to fucking murder him or something? I mean, there's no doubt about it. Those are the stone-cold eyes of a killer. I mean, just look at this kid. I don't know if these kids are even friends. I mean, there seems to be a lot of hostility between the two. I mean, Jesus, these two need some affirmative feels even more than I do. I think these kids are gonna try to murder each other. And then the one who's left alive is he's gonna kill himself! Oh, by the way, don't think I miss what's going on up there because I certainly didn't. Are you ready for this? Are you ready? Three, two, one, boom. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Dude, what the fuck is the kid on the left doing? Like seriously, dude? You've got the teal-haired wonder about to pour his heart out into this performance of a lifetime. And this other kid is sitting over there looking like he just had the most powerful fucking orgasm in the entire world. I mean, like, he should really just kill himself, dude. Like dude, if I was that kid, I would just kill myself. I mean, seriously, I would just kill myself. Is that feel when you bust a nut and she keeps sucking? Okay, so there's obviously a lot to talk about here, but I seriously just can't get over this kid on the left. Like what the fuck are you doing, dude? Like why is he just sitting there making faces at his friend while he's singing like who the fuck does that? I know if I had friends that did that, I would just straight up kill myself, dude. I mean, seriously. And then we got some other kid here singing away to some five nights and kill yourself song. I mean, I don't want to be mean here. I don't want to roast some little kid because that's pretty mean. But this is honestly some of the worst shit I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. I mean, seriously, like what the fuck, dude? This singing makes me want to shove nails into my ears and then fucking kill myself. I mean, seriously, dude. Like seriously, how the fuck in someone? No, how the fucking two people, two fucking people sit down, record this video, watch it back and be like, yeah, that seems pretty good. That didn't make me want to kill myself at all. Let's put it on the internet where anyone could say it. Well bad move, you stupid fucking kids. Because now I'm seeing it and I'm gonna roast the shit out of both of you and make it pretty penny while doing it. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, greefy. There's no prior sense of accomplishment in making fun of kids. I mean, yeah, what they're doing is kind of dumb, but they're just kids and they don't know any better. I mean, this video isn't hurting anybody. It just seems like two kids goofing around and having fun. Why you have to be such a giant fucking asshole about it? Hmm, geez, I don't know. How about you maybe a, I don't know, kill yourself. So I don't know if I've mentioned it yet in this video, but I'll bring it up now. What the fuck is the other kid doing, dude? I mean, this is a really big deal. I mean, it's not really, but I just need more shit to ramble on about because the longer a video is the more money I make from it. But what the fuck is he doing? Kill yourself! Now he's dancing around and swinging a chair all over the place like a fucking idiot. I mean, like, seriously, dude, come on, you're making it way too easy for me. For me to roast you, dude. I mean, seriously, why can't these kids just see what they're doing is cringey? And then just not fucking do it. I mean, it's like their brains aren't developed enough or something. Like, what the fuck, dude? Kill yourself! Hello, that was that, guys. I thought my voice could do a little bit of homework, but it's something. I'm a kid on this channel, you guys are probably gonna be like, oh, go die, you're whole. You're right, I am! Kill yourself! So yeah, guys, that's all there really is to this video. It's just a couple of cringey kids being cringey and me greefy your lord and savior. Bullie, I mean, shit, roasting them to the point where they should want to kill themselves, dude. So yeah, I hope you all enjoyed that musical mastery right there. I know I did. I'm just gonna give you a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little So, uh, to say thanks, here's a sneak peak of tomorrow's video where I roast the shit out of a bunch of stupid fucking retarded people. Oh yeah, kill yourself! Kill yourself! KILL YOURSELF! What are you in a wheelchair? You fucking idiot! Kill yourself! I don't think you'll know. Nail polish, that's that's gay! Kill yourself! Kill yourself!