15 ways to avoid a telemarketer. Say no. Hello? Hi, Mr. Charles. This is Tom Vir from Teleko. I'm calling to see whether you're interested in our new data manager. No. Wow, that worked. Change your voice. Hello? Good morning. This is Tom Vir from Teleko. Is this Mr. Charles that I'm talking to? Oh, it's not. Oh, sorry. Fine. What are you calling about in the way? About a new data manager? Oh, yes. Tell me about it. Wait, who is this? It's me. Charles, I wasn't here, but now I is. Yeah, I'm not buying that. All right, yeah? Well, that's what I was going to say about your data package. Have a low data package. Hi, I'm calling you about our new data. And I'm out of data. Just die. I'm calling about a new data package. Uh-huh. Something about it. New data package. How did he manage to hang up after he died? Just laugh. I'm calling you about this new data package. I'm sorry, sir. What's so funny? Ah! Ignore him. So I'm calling about this new data package that I think will be very beneficial for you. Uh-huh. Yes, this data package could indeed increase your internet speed by 500 mbps. Wow. Indeed. So are you interested in this, sir? Wow. So yes. Yes. Hello? Ah! Okay. So you're still here? Interrupt him. Hello. I'm Ahapir. I'm Sir. I'm calling you, sir. How are you? I'm good. Thanks. I'm actually calling to the family. Disappointing but what can you do? Anyways, I'm trying to call about... And how does that make you feel? No, happy English. Hi, is this Mr. Charles? Yes, it is. That is me. Great. I like to talk about our new... So sorry, I don't speak a drop of English. Oh, what you want, sir? It's me. My situation currently obstructs me from voicing out the lexicon needed to interact with you to and fro. That's perfectly all right, sir. I actually know nine languages. Let's continue in your language. Sign language is so good for... Sir, I can't seem to hear you. But maybe that's a sign. And we should end this conversation. Have a breakdown. Hi, sir. Is this a bad time? No, no. Okay. Sir, I'm calling about a new data packet. Why does this always happen to me? What's happening, sir? Every time I put an onion in my eye... Can you stop the conversation? It'll notice me so much. Wrong number. I'm calling about a new package. Wrong number. What? Give me a number. Oh. Hey? See? Wrong number. Pretend you're outside. Hi, sir. I have this new package. Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm outside. Sir, I can literally do you breathing. Yeah? I mean, a quiet street. I'm going to get an louder one. Get mad. I'm calling about this new data package. What? A data package? Are you kidding me? Are you interested? What? Am I interested? You have tongue nerve. And that makes me want to hang up rightfully. Make him a content mate. I'd like to tell you about your new data package. Sorry. For once. But wasting my time. I don't know if I've been caught on a date. He's going to remember this for the rest of his life. I'll remember this for the rest of my life. See what happens when you follow this script. Ask for the truth. This new package is great. You'll be honest with me. If you aren't getting paid, would you get this package? No. Bye. Film the video. Hey, sorry. I can't talk now because I'm filming a video. You're? Wait. Why is there camera in here? Yeah. Stay still. I'm trying to focus here. And finally, just here in the out. Sir, listen. Just hear me out. Okay. Fine. But make it count. I have this package and it's my last resort. Go on. I start calling you. No one harassment. Okay. I take your phone number. I don't want to tip them. Okay. I will apologize for. I don't know how long you. Why? Are you interested? Well, no. No, I'm not. I need someone to throw my anger at. And then you're not supposed to have me that feel great. So keep calling me. Keep doing your job. You may think it will hate you. And they do. But we need to go like you, okay? So stay real, bro. Coming back tomorrow. Okay. Yeah, not interested. And that's it. Thanks for watching. By the way, did you notice that there were actually 16 scenes instead of 15? Or maybe not? Only one way to find out.