Music Um... Did I happen to a delorean and end up in 1985? I'm not doing a resolution this year, I'm doing a challenge. It's what young people are doing and stupid youtubers. I'm not doing a single thing. Really? I'm going to explain the thing. Music Very clever. So, the resolution is... Whatever. I guess I'll give up like... Soda. I'll give you the soda. The truth is that you didn't even last five days during the year. Here whatever is not my fault, the whole thing is like the nectar of the gods. Music Okay, Jane Fonda. I guess you forgot about last year when your resolution was to go to Lisa like every Sunday. But instead you decided to eat a public soda and watch the prices rate. Oh, yeah, that's not true. Because, oh yeah, domingo. Uh-huh. And is this a church? Where's father Alberto with it? Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Do you see me eating sandwich? A watching rerun of the prices rate? No. No, but I see you eating domingo. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're not a freaking candle, bro. Like, I can curse in front of it if I want to. It's tapi-san on my jugama. I ate whatever, bro. Right now, you're like... Thaibo queen. But like, next week, you're gonna be sitting on the soul for watching the prices rate. And eating the last of your puppy, just like this. You're guard day. All of your resolution since you were five years old. Kippin' alokom! You said when you were five years old, that you were going to eat more bejaita, eh? Yaki-di said that you were going to give up bagel bite. But you still had big sign in the morning, big sign in the evening, and big sign for time. When pizza's on our bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. Why not good thing I learned from you? Because I too took note of all of your resolution. Remember when you said that you were not well over, can I go on a cross-country trip to the Grand Canyon to rekindle your relationship as mother and daughter? Like kinda like Dum on Louise. But instead, you didn't even get past the pomelo because you started to rain. Then it was together. Chocolate. Eat more fruit, I want more. Um, stop gossiping. Grow up and make a non-die. I remember when you said you were going to stop juicing my pain. Remember when you said you would actually cook something for one? So they didn't already come in like a- We were going to stop eating no marshmallows or the lucky charm. Stop trying to pick my blackheads. Stop listening to the back three boys. Stop watching the well. And your point. You broke everything because one of these risks I looked at me. You know all. I didn't Pablo on like the night grade. The little one with the pants on it all day. No, my little one. He does not count. Dear diary. Happy new year. Especially because it's my favorite bloomer. So my new year's resolution is to invent bloomers that never stay. Who gave you the diary of my little one? Oh well, I gave them to me. Where are the bloomers? Hey. You don't tell me you don't have a boyfriend. That's not how much the virgin costs. And you know that. If you never steal your clothes.