You know when you're just sitting there mining your own business, and then all of a sudden you're hit with a barrage of questions about the past and the future. It's like being on a game show, but the host is your own personal AI assistant, and the questions are super personal and intrusive and you're pretty sure this is a glitch in the matrix, but you're not sure if you should tell anyone else about it for fear of making you look crazy. The other day I woke up with a splitting headache and no recollection of how I got there, or even how I came to be in the first place. None of it made sense till I saw a strange man on my screen telling me that I was a part of an experiment and I was being live streamed to some audience who watched me twitch helplessly as I slowly drifted in and out of consciousness. 1984 Can I count to 100? What's my favorite song? Yes I can. One, two, three, four, five, eleven, ninety-nine, one hundred. Feel Steakman. I don't feel anything there. Do I have a crush on any girl streamers? Well, I have a little crush on Shilohly, but I don't think she notices me.