It's so weird, there's no sympathy for pretty people. What could you possibly be so upset about, huh? I bet you're just swimming in pussy. It's like, yeah. But you know what I'm not swimming in self-confidence? Security, believe it or not. I can't even hang myself, because my jawline will cut the fucking rope. And I'm just on the ground, handsome. Even if I did die, it's got to be an open casket. People are like, god, damn, he looks good in a suit. That's really nice. Blue is his color. That is nice. There's no sympathy for pretty people. You guys are lucky. LAUGHTER Next time you're in bed, having the worst day, crying your eyes out, and your friends are by your bed side of blowing up your phone. Oh, my god. Are you OK? Is there anything we can do to make you feel better? What's wrong? Just remember. Means you're ugly. I don't make up the rules.