Yo guys, we're gaining like 20,000 subs per video. This is ridiculous. At this rate, we're gonna hit 500k by next week, so subscribe oh poor for four. Also, if this figure's 10k likes, new vid within three days. Pog. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hi. You want to know something? Sure. Today I figured out that dolphins don't have nipples, so. Well, do you want to know something? Yes. I'm in my towel right now. Okay, I'll call you later tonight. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I'm the party leader today. What? Yeah. You know what? I'm feeling really dominant, so. Okay. Yeah, you should probably use a different substance for moisturizing. Ah! What did you just do? Why are there fucking letters in the middle of the day? I'm walking in the pitch darkness and I trip my I stubbed my entire foot on this whole last letter that's in the middle of my fucking hallway. Why is there a letter? Why? Your dad was like, I'm so sick of this little shit walking around in the middle of the night. I'm gonna put this letter here, deliberate. I know this little fucking- I'm gonna have a little strap with this human thighs. Hello? Sex? What? What? What you do when women are talking to you and you're not listening? You just come back and vote sex. Yeah, you just have to ring yourself back in. Just a little slap in the face just sex. Sex. Don't ignore it. Next time I feel like I'm talking and you're not paying attention, I'm just gonna say something really sexual. Just to get your attention again. Okay, let's try it. No way, you have to actually be like- You have to actually not be paying attention. Hey guys, what are you guys doing today? I'm very such a dick. We're not there yet, but we're- We're- It's a journey getting there. Yeah, it was a... Gawd, journey. Yo, what did you say? Oh no! No, I- It actually broke. Dude, okay. Okay, you know what's perfectly fucking fantastic about that situation is that it has nothing to do with the fact that every time I move from left to right, there's four of me. Oh my god. What did you just say, you might get good? Like, if you were to finger blast Chester the Cheetah, do you get a lifetime supply of crotchy Cheetahs? Oh, great. Yes! I didn't really write. And then that got me thinking about like other characters and shit, so I left up Tony the Tiger, which made me think of a punchline. Tony the Tiger can frost my flakes any day. So I think the marketing team should use that one. I've gotten this like habit of moaning every time I die. Yeah, baby, don't do that. Why not? Wow. Wow. Wow. What the fuck is that? What is this prison? You just have to be shaking people up? I just put my cornflakes dog. Shake. Fucker. Okay, that's proof like, Gloria's never been to prison. Yeah, I don't know what to do. I'm new here, guys. Go easy on me, man. I don't know what the rules are. I'm in the showers. They just surround me like guys. I'm not listening. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Dost. I'm sorry. This is what you completely broke. I just gave up. I was like, I don't know. I don't know if it's like an actual gangster. A police interrogation. He's acting all innocent for 10 seconds. I did not kill that man. I'm innocent. Yeah, no, I'm going to be honest. I fucking out on it. I was just saying. I didn't think I'd get this far. I'm a new, I'm a new, I'm a new, I'm a new, I'm a new convicted murder. I really didn't know where to go with that. Like, I don't know if this is the part where you guys put me in handcuffs and roll me out. Like, this is so exciting. It's my first time. That's what geotic says as soon as the enters the stalls for a shower time. Everyone, everyone, everyone, bugs out, guns out. I'm like, oh, this is my first time. I'm so nervous. What did you say? Bruns out? Guns? Yeah. Home workouts. Well, prison workouts. They'd be really catching what you're doing. I was like, no, they don't like. The muscles gonna be around hard. It's like something else in them shower. Doll, let me tell you. If you ever go to prison. I hope they caught you, can I? Explore on us. I would love to. So, these are, these are not a lot of you know. Stop stop the music. We're feeling the vibes of this monologue. I'm gonna keep going. So, it's a bad picture. Keep going. Shit just goes. Where it goes. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's not. It's like a baseball season. You know, sometimes you hit above average. Other times you suck like Adam Donne, you fucking bitch. You did nothing to my head as a kid. You are absolutely dumb shit. Fuck you and everything you stand for. Most strikeouts in history of baseball. You son of a bitch. Fuck you. I'm not some of the best. I'm not some of the best. Anyways, let's get back to the topic. So, like I said, three pretend is a good average in baseball. 300% right? You know what else? Three signifies the size of Benji's dick. I can see radiant and bottom energy down there. Okay, Benji? You're poor, you have to live fucking stupid. He's talking about a game in which I don't even play. I came that he doesn't even play. And I see you bedog 5, 6, 7, 9. What kind of fucking username is that? Get some originality. You absolutely trust and you have a person. You're parents are probably disappointed. I'm just going down the track at this point. Oh my god, what the fuck? I'm going to roast my disc or anything. Dude, his fucking beard looks like a mutated pumpkin patch that got ripped up by a class of third graders. Okay, simply, let's sing a song. Oh my god. Jesus, I just dropped a beat. The whoever's flapping their beaver push, he needs to stop. If they got that curly grip push, he I don't want to. You want to hear me? Somebody in check, give me a topic to sing about. I hope it comes through. Let's go to do this, reinforce, thanks to me. Corey, sing about beaver push. Beaver push. Ooh, that was a good tone. Holy shit. Yeah. Gonna fuck that shit. And since you're a beaver, you're going to say, Damn, you dick is good. That was a pun. That was a pun. We make those. Over at twisty-v slash cow to gellophants. Doesn't go with the rhyme. Fuck. I don't know what to say or say inside. That was a rhyme of the same word. You're all gone. I can do it, cus. I am high. Dig it away simply. I really don't know what I'm doing. Me too, brother. Okay, so you know how the little guy posting Monopoly? So his name is Rich Uncle Pennybag, so that poses two very important questions that I need you guys to answer. One, how did he get Rich? And if he's Rich, why does he have a bag of pennies? Listen, listen. Is this rock long? Why the fuck is wrong with you? You see, he's Rich because the Illuminati said so. You're in man 720. You were so unironically funny. You were the funniest person in this episode. I'm laughing so hard. We are all behind you. I'm fucking free. I'm fucking free. I'm fucking free. You were so, you were so incredibly dumb. So fucking funny. So funny. I don't like money inside. It's okay. So, and we all started fucking shitting on him. You don't look at me. We just started fucking shitting on his tall drum. I think it's the whole chat. What the fuck is wrong with you? Okay. All right guys, we gotta get real abstract with this one. Cori's probably the last one I think. I don't even need to look at this. Just use your imagination and get real abstract. CBT. Since. Cori, I've had a legotty. I hate you so much.