LaFilly, we had an Nintendo 64. That was cool. When I was a little Philly, ponies were for little girls. When I was a little Philly, we did things called arm wrestling. I've never been hurt before at the time. You see, we didn't have arms, we actually had hooves. But now we have these manly fingers. Great for crushing large boulders. But now, now we have these dainty little hoof things. Have we gone arm wrestling with that, huh? Come on! Jesus! And that's what happened when I was a Philly. When I was a little Philly, kids used to play outside. Now they just sit around in their iPods and iPads and I-kitchens and I-everything else. That's a problem. When I was a little Philly, ponies used to be for little girls. Now they're a men's thing. And I love it. When I was a little Philly, I decapitated people with my twilight sword, only for 95 dollars. All right, when I was a little Philly, ponies were hand-drawn with love and tolerance, and they had plots and they had colors and they had storyline, not like these new fangal ponies, gone on computers, all flat and colors. Who cares about these new ponies? When I was a little Philly, ears were optional. All right, when I was a little Philly, we didn't have my little pony. We had army men. My sisters had Barbie dolls. But if there had been my little pony, I'm afraid to say we probably would have pulled their heads off or shaved their- their mains. How things have changed? When I was a little Philly, we didn't have any best to drop. But no, just go, yeah! Well, that was a little Philly. Baltimore was a lot smaller back then. Back when I was a little Philly, I used to watch Beast Wars. When I was a little Philly, we fought the Daleks in black and white. When I was a little Philly, the Tosy C4s were awesome. I thought to finish when I was a young Philly, my mother took me to the young Philly contests where I made the magic Sunday get-walk. When I was a little Philly, ponies were lame. Be I the little Philly buddy of life. When I was a little Philly, Reagan was in office. When I was a little Philly, we were still scared of the Russians. When I was a little Philly, MTV still had music videos. When I was a little Philly, PlayStation was the best system I ever had. When I was a little Philly, the best Christmas present I ever got were horseback riding lessons. And my mom took us out to Torchys' Tax Shop in upstate New York. My sister and I got to ride horses for about five or six different lessons. And it was the most fun I ever had. I love horses. When I was a little Philly, TV only had three stations. When I was a little Philly, you actually had to communicate by sending letters in a satire. No Facebook. I am a little Philly. When I was a little Philly, life wasn't so fun. When I was a little Philly, I had a nail gun, I had grenades, I could jump, and then I did a frickin' sonic rain boom. It was awesome. When I was a little Philly, Cloudsword didn't have ponies on it. When I was a little Philly, I used to be faster than Rainbow Dash. When I was a little Philly, there was only 150 Pokemon. When I was a little Philly, Nickelodeon was cool. When I was a little cold, blockbuster actually existed. When I was a little Philly, my sister locked me in the moon. It was not fun. When I was a little Philly, I could see straight. When I was a little Philly, I used to do anything for an Apple Freeder. In fact, Granny Smith used to think it was funny to play Fitch. When I was a Philly, I watched Power Rangers and played with my little pony. When I was a little Philly, I watched Crunch the Rock Dog over and over and over. When I was a little Philly, Big Swords weren't really that popular. But when I sold my cello, I definitely got one. So, I was told when I was a little Philly, I used to like Chimichangas and Tacos. Tacos. Oh wait, I was just talking about when I was a little Philly, right? Yeah, Chimichangas, yeah. We should get some Chimichangas right now. Let's get some Chimichangas, yeah. When I was a little Philly, we actually listened to the radio for fun. It's good to have it back. When I was a little Philly, during the winter, you wouldn't travel north. You would travel west. No, no south. No, dang it, I don't even remember anymore. When I was a little Philly, I ran my donut shop with my father. And it was good. Yeah, but some things happened and now I'm running it. Gotta keep with family business, you know. It's just kind of one of them things. When I was a little Philly, I was scared of my mom's G3, my little Pony dolls from the 80s. When I was a little Philly, everyone was kind, genuine, and everyone was happy. And then the fire nation attacked. When I was a little Philly, no Pony dead to leave the house without a proper three-piece suit to Monaco and a hat. When I was a little Philly, I hated dresses and today I made my own. When I was a little Philly, I was scared to fly. And I'm still scared. When I was a little Philly, the guillotine's were still used. When I was a little Philly, I was shy and I still am. When I was a little Philly, we used turntables, not programs. When I was a little Philly, muffins only caught 50 cents. Now they cost two dollars. When I was a little Philly, I didn't have to go on the moon. When I was a little Philly, I was so awesome. I won all the races and I made Sonic Grand Boops wherever I went. When I was a little Philly, the Redskins sucked. When I was a little Philly, my sister banished me to the moon. Em! When I was a little Philly, I was an only child. When I was a little Philly, I used to babysit Twilight Sparkle. We had so much fun together. I'm Shining Armor and when I was a little Philly, I remember that Chrono Cross was a sequel to Chrono Trigger. Hi, I'm Applejack and when I was a little Philly, Apple Juice didn't have arsenic in it. When I was a little Philly, I was a capitalist. When I was a little Philly, the Elbino Nemequians were still alive. When I was a little Philly, there were 7-Elevens on every street, not just in Maryland. When I was a little Philly, we used to live in the hollow shades. Every night we'd sit up on the roof and watch the fireflies. Beautiful, beautiful sight. When I was a little Philly, we didn't have conventions like this. In fact, none of us knew what ponies were. Star Swirl the Bearded. When I was a little Philly, unicorns did not turn into alicorns. It simply wasn't good form.