Loki, I could give my verdict in two words or less, but as you would put it, you stand here accused of tampering with the sacred timeline, philosophically opposing pre-determinism, crossing over into forbidden areas of Disney plus, taking two spots in the goofy parking lot, being more popular than all the heroes, having a British accent when you're actually supposed to be from Norway, promising to be good than breaking your promise like a zillion times, making us sit through numerous mid-credits scenes, hoping they advance the story. And will you please wash your nasty hair? Get the air's charged. Get out of my face.