Thank you. Thank you. Uh, at least, uh, Niko sort of looks like, uh, the undercover cop that they send into predominantly black neighborhoods. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Thank you, Jeffrey Bommer. Oh, my God. Nick, you look like a serial killer who specializes in killing conversations. Watch yourself. Uh, uh, Niko, uh, I think you're sporting your fanny pack tonight. Is that right? Yeah. That's cool. That's a good look. It's a smart move because, uh, it lets women know that he's a kind, thoughtful, uh, sensitive guy, while at the same time giving him a place to store his date rate pills. Uh, Nick is a quarter Mexican, uh, which begs the question, which one of your ancestors raped their kids nanny? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Uh, so, uh, Niko is an improviser, uh, at least formerly an improviser, uh, and it really comes in handy with women because whenever they ask him if he has any STDs, uh, he can say yes and... They are spreading rapidly. Uh, Nick is a writer who's written hundreds of articles about the San Francisco Giants for a blog online, which means he's not really a writer. In fact, the only time he's gotten papers writing is when a dispenser he's offering a free pre-roll for a Google review. Very good. Good stuff. You know, uh, Nick's parents are both academics, and they actually knew Barack Obama before he was president. Um, and I don't mean to stir the pot, but, um, there are some rumors out there that, uh, Nicko is actually the illegitimate son of Barack. Which, if you think about it, actually makes a lot of sense because both Niko and Barack are great at bombing in front of innocent civilians. Oh! Oh! Uh, Nick's... last name is San Miguel, which stands for, uh, which translates to St. Michael, which, as you know, is the patron saint of buying handles for teenage girls and asking them, so what's up tonight? Do you have any teens? No. Uh, you guys actually might recognize Niko. I don't know why he feels in heat to do this show. He's so well known. You guys probably see him a lot. Uh, Malian commercials during NFL games. You probably know him better as Jake from Self-Harm. Uh, uh, uh. Why do you think I'm wearing these sleeves right now? Uh, Nick volunteered for Biden's campaign, which allowed him to pursue his passion for sending unwanted messages to women. That's a battle! That's a battle! Give it up for Niko and Nick! Helmet debut! Oh my God, she's meeting anyone with remotely having the name Nicholas, but we move on. Tori Kylkenny, judge these men who I know you want to judge. Uh, well, Nick, you really dressed the park because tonight you were a true killer. Um, shockingly this time not of women. The way you got that thing all the way is zipped up. My God. Okay. But I do gotta give it to you. You did a great job. Very, very excellently told jokes. Thank you. All right, there we go. One for the Unibomber! One for the Unibomber! All right, here we go. All right, who wants to go to SF and you want to hop in there? You want to hop in there? Sure, I'll jump in. I just want to say that between the Fanny Pack and the everything about you, you guys prove it's true autism speaks, all right? It's... This was fun to watch. I bet you both are really, really funny, Nick. I liked your cadence and your joke writing a little better, so I'm gonna give it to Nick though. All right, two for Nick, two for Nick. All right, here in Weber, how are you? The last guy's name was Greco. And then they're like, up next, Niko. What is he going to do? I don't know, I don't know if any of this is real. Also, the last two felt like they were friends. Do y'all know each other or like each other at all? Yes, buddy? Okay, that did not come across. Just so you know, you're both very funny, Nick. I'm gonna give you the vote because you made fun of improv. And I got a source for that. Okay, so thank you. Take that second, C.D. You hear us? Yeah. All right, Nick gets it. I want you from Josh Adamart. First of all, both of you guys did a fantastic job. Niko, right? I want to give it to you because I feel bad that you got more white and youth and black. You know what I mean? In the mix? Oh, dude. Is it Jewish too? Oh, dude. Maybe I will give it to you. You both did phenomenal. Let me just say that. Straight away, you both did phenomenal. I loved a lot of your shit. I really liked your overall everything that you did up there because it felt like one cohesive bit. But you both did phenomenal, but I'm gonna give it to you, Nick. All right. And you're gorgeous. You're gorgeous, by the way. I'm not good at being me. Hey, thanks for watching Rose Battle, Chicago. If you guys want to subscribe to our channel, you get even more content. A bunch of it. Hours of it for free. And you can hit that little like button down there. Hit the subscribe right over here and check out these videos right over here.