I don't fuck with girls who go on boats. It's Hose shit. People get fucked on boats, right? This year is amazing. I got a hundred on the followers of my only fans. And the only fan I lost in this year is my husband. If I had a dollar for every time I broke up with a girl and then she slept with the dude she told me not to worry about, I'd have four dollars. I laughed like SpongeBob SquarePads. I looked like him too, yellow and full of large holes. Hello! This is actually awkward because there is someone here I'm sleeping with. I haven't picked you out yet, but probably you. This is an only fan show so I'm burning all my dirty jokes tonight. You