You're the newly elected president and you need to change the United States Constitution to escape justice. How do you do that? Well, that's fairly obvious, isn't it? You'll force Congress to support your amendment, get the Supreme Court on your side to initiate a popular vote and deploy all possible tricks and deception. Some dimwits might even say crimes to win it. Just don't get impeached before doing all that. And you're golden. But the road to lifelong immunity is full of pitfalls and you'll need to remember to clean up the daily messes that arise. Some might even call these distractions presidential duties. Scorsome easy points by price-capping video games and banning online advertising, but why limit yourself to ads alone? Let's regulate the whole internet. Our friends in China could use some help with censorship anyway. Or how about rescuing Russia's president who's been overthrown by his opponent? Extending a hamster into space is one of the more reasonable choices. Right makes for helping a serial killer escape prison. Oh, and I almost forgot about discovering you know who's secret nuclear weapon. Of course your team members may dislike some of your decisions, but it doesn't always hurt to remind them who's helping cover up their dirty little secrets. Things like gambling, alcohol and domestic violence, just to name a few. Thugs, hackers, journalists, lawyers. You need a variety of talents and no matter how differently they may feel about the nature of their work, there is no moral dilemma that cannot be solved with a juicy Christmas bonus from our charity fund. Some might call it morally ambiguous, but others are realists like yourself. This is the world we live in. Why not take the lemons and make some lemonade? Americans can put their faith in their cute little separation of powers all they want, but no one and I mean no one can resist our methods of persuasion. And not only because they realize the ethical implications of their actions, but also because deep down they already know nothing can separate power from you.