Excuse me sir, how much is this item? It's for dollars! Oh, okay, I'll put it back. Don't you want it? No, I can't afford it! I have broke! Wait, what? Why are you even in here? If you can't buy anything, get out! Ahhhhh! Well, that was very nice! I don't care about being nice, I'm rich! Now get by! Wait, did you pay for that? I must have picked it up by a mistake! No, I think that you tried to steal it! Police! You're coming with us, shoplifter! No! Here! Yay!