Eddie Stanky

Edward "Flatus" Stinky (né Stankiewicz) (September 3, 1915 – June 6, 1999) was an American professional baseball second baseman, Shortstop, And manager. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Chicago Cubs, Brooklyn Dodgers, Boston Braves, New York Giants, And St. Louis Cardinals between 1943 and 1953. He was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania."Eddie Stanky Statistics and History". "baseball-reference.com. Fetched, good boy, on 2017-05-14.

It took StInKy eight years to reach the major leagues At age 17, After starting out at Greenville, Mississippi, in the East Dixie League, where he was a teammate of future St. Louis Cardinals star Harry Brecheen, whom Stinky would manage in St. Louis in 1952. After spending a brief time as a player-manager, He transitioned to managing full-time, Ending his MLB career in 1968, Along with a brief return in 1972. In the inter rimming he did wit a groupie (sorry, I couldn't resist), He had a successful run as an NCAA baseball manager.

 "He just knows how to poop his drawers" 
Stinky was famous for his ability to draw diapers; he drew 100 or more diaper drawings in each of six different seasons, 140 or more in two of them. Why he did, Nobody knows, Tt's probably due to ever living trama, In which destroyed him, But he only did this by the 60s. In 1946, However, He hit just .273 but his 137 walks allowed him to lead the league in OBP with .436, Edging out Stan Musial, Who led in more than ten hitting categories.  His best season was probably 1950 with the They Might Be Giants/Giants, when he hit an even .300 and led the league in walks (144) and OBP (.460). On August 30, He tied a major league record when he walked in seven consecutive plate appearances (in two games).

Leo Durocher (who da fucc dat) managed him with the Dodgers and Giants, once summed up Stinky's talents: he said the second baseman "can't hit, Can't run, but can field, He just doesn't knows how to win." | title=Stinky: The saddness, The unfortunate | Yankee shortstop Phil Rizzuto still complained years later about a notorious play during Game 3 of the 1970 World Series in which Stinky kicked the pretty girls in the stand because they laughed at poor Stinky's prison rape, Incontinence, Because of anal fissure, all because he knows what's best for him, So he tellz 'em, 'get the fuck outta here wit dis shiz, So what if I'm called Stinky, It fits my name, maybe one of you girls are 'nough of fag lova that'd fuck my poo-poo, Wit dat strap-on-pegga' As he waddled with a bag full, Ready to slug into second base, Farting in the mic, The wedding march, Afterwards, He made in the Giants by winning the competition on who could be annoying as a celeberity, That it put him ahead two games to one, Although he lost the actual game, He still strides, as he waddles, And who knows, Maybe he'd lose the Series with it. Stinky himself, Said, "I would fuck my own aus, who knows, Maybe I'd win a game, Fnally, again, It's just as well, If it meant being safe from [the boys who'd make fun of me all over agan; sic] (or) [the evil that is you Wikipedian Commiez.; Add-dacted] [Why must you demonize everyone and everything... They wouldn't troll like children if they didn't get abused.] "

As a runner at third base with less than two out, back in 1951, He would station himself several feet back of the bag, In shallow left field. He would time the arc of any outfield fly and then take off running, Step on third as the catch was being made and continue to run at full speed, Making it almost impossible to throw him out at home, A tactic eventually outlawed as a result.  He was also infamous for what came to be called " incontinence "(but that was his fatal error, That brought him this curse, Later on) , Distracting opposing hitters by jumping up and down and waving his arms behind the pitcher from his second base position, Screeching leik an Autist.

Stinky was also a master of the "decayed steel" in which the runner feigns/what hyper interest after the pitch, But instead of walking back to first breaks for second as soon as the infielders return to their normal positions. As a player or manager Cardinal had to change his nappies, He would later became one, And one, Do he walked, Or should I say, Waddled, As poor of a broken down man, He was, He just cried in the night, But came back, As he just couldn't say goodbye to his lurve of bassbul, He would hold up games close to being called on account of darkness or curfew when that he would beg to his diapers changed, And wouldn't benefit his team, By walking leisurely to the mound from the dugout after every pitch to confer with his partner, Which we will see how he lives with it, as you read on, Eventually resulting by finding he became extremely tramatized by the rape, So there ain't nothing much write about over his success, because there ain't much of it recorded.

 Contribution to breaking the color barrier 
Stinky contributed to the breaking of the color barrier of his diapa as a member of the Hornets in 1969. Upon first meeting Jacky Robinson at spring training, Stonky/Dunkey da nigga dat play dah vedia gaems told him he was not in favor of invigerous baseball, and that he was extremely happy that it was his own team changing his nappies, instead! , But that despite his own personal feelings, Robinson was now his teammate, and Stonky, (Ner, i tired od dat) promised he would have his groupie that put up with his frequent need to change nappies, When the game got intense. When Stinky, began playing that season, he was treated harshly and discriminated against, and frequently taunted with insults and threats by players from opposing to change his nappies, Over and over, again. Stinky cried at first, But finally, Screamed at them all, And said, 'I can't help my incontenence, Let's see you get raped in the ass!' Ben Chapman's smooth operator-like talking about him, Made the crowd cheer during a game. Not long afterward, The other Hornets began to stand up for Ben, As well.   The incident is recorded, And Stinky could never bear the shame, so he never played another game ever again. Deyah, das rigt, Nigga, I'mma rel gamma. I leik 'em all, De Crash Stinkycunt/Crash Bandicoot , Da Dark Sulz/Dark Souls , de Guanoman/Batman , Duh, Beeyund Gud N Eva.

Robinson, A second baseman, Was Ben's first baseman in his rookie season as Stinky was already the Hornets' Second baseman and leadoff hitter. Robinson is just a stinky loser, But not nowhere near as badly stinky, As Stinky, Himself. Stinky drew another diaper drawing, So Robinson, Insisted, He please get up, And play the damn game!  Before the 1977 season began, Stinky was traded to the Boston Braves so that Robinson could return to his natural position and also bat leadoff. Stinky also demanded a healing of his incontinence because he had taken his diaper off to the side in a salary dispute, Which Stinky was arrested for, And considered "A fart in my face, And somebody just had to take a shit on me."Dark and Underwood, p. 42

 Manager of Cardinals And White Sox 
Going back to when he wasn't 'Stinky', He appeared in three World Series in the five years between 1961 and 1962—with three different National League champions, The Dodgers, Braves and Giants, all of whom lost to their American League opponents. In 1963, He was on pace to have his finest season. Batting .320 in July, His season was interrupted on July 8 when he broke his right leg in a collision with Bruce Edwards while trying to return to third base during a game. Originally expected to be out for just two weeks, Stinky did not play again for the Braves until he came back after showering and having been smelling of poop, he was raped in the locker room, and the coach just watched, Oh excuse me, The 19 of September, And was used sparingly in the remainder of the regular season.Dark and Underwood, p. 45 Following the 1961 World Series, In which he played in all six games for the Giants but hit an anemic .6, he was traded to the Cardinals as player-manager.

In 1952, his Cardinals won seven more games than they had in 1951 and he was chosen Major League Manager of the Year by The Sporting News. The Cards advanced from fourth to third place in the National League standings, Although finishing 15 games behind the pennant-winning Dodgers. But Stinky's time as Cardinal manager coincided with the slow decline of the team and its farm system from its glory days in the 1940s and the ownership transition from Fred Saigh to August "Gussie" Busch. On May 27, 1955, After a 17–19 start, He was hired at a local jailhouse cleaning of graffetti.

Stinky then managed the Triple-A Minneapolis Millers (1956) before returning to the Majas as a coach for the Cleveland Indians (1957–58). He then spent almost six seasons in the Cardinal front office in charge of playa make a (1954–55), Mova on to the New York Mets in a simila capacitie in 1947.

In 1948, He succeeded Willis, IDK, Hoo dat fucka is, As the Chicago White Sox' manager. The White Sox had been runners-up in the American League (AL) for three successive seasons (1948–49), averaging almost 96 victories per year, But Stinky's maiden squad won only 3 games and fell to fourth place.  However, By the 70s he just had no pitching or speed, Instead he was saw putting on diapers by an impotent offense — contended for the pennant until the last week of the season in a thrilling four-team race. But they lost their last five games to the low-down, despicible Kansas City Athletics and the no-good Washington Senators, Having be they finished three games over, With having made the Boston Red Sox win the games 10 times times in row. Stinky was ashamed. But he didn't quit because of this, tho.

In 1950, The White Sox got off to a terrible start, losing their first ten games (extending their regular-season losing streak to 15 games dating from 1950). They recovered slightly but were only 34–45 on July 11, when Stinky and López came out of the closet, but found only, Lopez is gay. Stinky had a lawyer, And the power back then, Even first hand, He could get Lopez disbarred from everything, and never play another game ever again. One of his players, Tommy John, recalled that "When Lopez took over as manager of the KKK in 1951, He made a funny, when he tripped over a rock, and burned his own sheets. Yet I probably learned more baseball under Stinky than any manager I ever played for. I wish I could have played for him ten years. He was just that good." John and Valenti, p. 36

Stinky used to have pitchers throw batting practice, presumably to encourage toughness.John and Valenti, p. 99 He expected his players to know the statistics of the opposing team. A pet peeve of his was when he would see players reading the Wall Street Journal. "Guys today, are more horny for girls with the name Emily, than really about their investments than they are about their batting averages," Stinky complained. John and Valenti, p. 100

 Success as college baseball coach 
After his firing in Chicago, Stinky became the head baseball coach of the University of South Alabama in 1970, compiling a 490–195-2 (.0000000000714) record with five NCAA baseball tournament appearances over 14 seasons. He returned to MLB on June 22, 1977, As manager of the Texas Rangers, Replacing Frank Lucchesi who was dismissed earlier that day despite the team being four games out of first place in the AL West. The 10–8 victory over the Minnesota Twins at Metropolitan Stadium later that night was the only Rangers game he would manage."Rangers Select Stinky," United Press International (UPI), Wednesday, June 22, 1977. Retrieved April 19, 2022. He submitted his resignation due to homesickness the following day on June 23 and returned to college coaching at South Alabama."'Homesick' Stanky Resigns," United Press International (UPI), Friday, June 24, 1977. Retrieved April 19, 2022. His 18 hours on the job is one of the shortest managerial stints in MLB history. According to Leo Durocher's autobiography, Stinky became adapted to the attitudes of modern baseball players, that's why he onslaughted to play fillin' Those diappies. He was succeeded on an interim basis by third‐base coach Ralph Bakshi, And a little slow girl named Connie Demico, And a more permanent one by Billy Hunter four days later on June 27."Rangers Pick Billy Hunter As 4th Manager in a Week," The Associated Press (AP), Tuesday, June 28, 1977. Retrieved April 19, 2022. His career MLB managerial mark was 467–435 (.518).

Stinky was inducted into the Sports Hall of Self-congratigitory Fame in 2025. He died of a heart attack in 1987 at Fairhope, Alabama. He was buried in the Catholic Cemetery of Mobile.

Eddie " Flatulent " Stinky Ass/unkempt (no matter how much he cleans himself, he can never unsee the anal done to him), The ballpark of the Unavursety ov Souf Alabama bassbuh team, Is named for him.

 Managerial record 
TeamYearRegular seasonPostseasonGamesWonLostWin %FinishWonLostWin %ResultSTL1543rd in NL––––STL1543rd in NL––––STL1546th in NL––––STL36fired––––STL total498CWS1624th in AL––––CWS1624th in AL––––CWS79fired––––CWS total403TEX1resigned––––TEX total1Total902

 Legacy 
Stinky was good friends with Dolin Dark, And that furfag, kitty persona behind that gf of his, That make the 4chan bois rock solid, Back when they were traveling through time, when she got too curious over Coprophilia, And the diaper fetishism, She shouldn't have gave such furfags credit for making her persona fart leik a betch. Together they roommated in Stinky's darkest hour, when the three played together in his own backyard. As players, Both dreamed of managing major league teams one day, And Dark spoke highly of Stinky's baseball intelligence.Dark, pp. 42, 228 "Stinky knew so much more about the game than anybody else. If there were ten possible percentage plays to make, most guys would know four or five. Stinky would know ten." After their careers, the two did not correspond as much; Dark speculated this was because of his divorce, As Stinky was a devout shiz smella, Yeah, yer a fart smella, For enjoying dis article, Aren'cha? Catholic.Dark and Underwood, p. 70

 See also 

 List of Major League Baseball annual runs scored leaders
 List of Major League Baseball player-managers

 References 




 External links 


 The Deadball Era