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 Sesong 1 (2003-2004) 
 Pilot
 Big Flappy Bastards
 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
 Phase One, Complete
 Merry Thanksgiving
 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
 Camel Filters + Pheromones
 Sara Like Puny Alan
 I Can't Afford Hyenas
 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (Del 1 av 2)
 That Was Saliva, Alan (Del 2 av 2)
 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
 An Old Flame With a New Wick
 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
 No Sniffing, No Wowing
 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
 Just Like Buffalo
 Can You Feel My Finger?

 Sesong 2 (2004-2005) 
 Back Off Mary Poppins
 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
 A Bag Full of Jawea
 Go Get Mommy's Bra
 Bad News from the Clinic
 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
 Yes, Monsignor
 The Salmon Under My Sweater
 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
 A Lungful of Alan
 Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
 Smell the Umbrella Stand
 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
 It Was Mame, Mom
 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
 Does This Smell Funny to You?

 Sesong 3 (2005-2006) 
 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
 We Called It Mr. Pinky
 Hi, Mr. Horned One
 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
 That Voodoo That I Do Do
 Madame and Her Special Friend
 Something Salted and Twisted
 Santa's Village of the Damned
 That Special Tug
 Humiliation is a Visual Medium
 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
 My Tongue is Meat
 Ergo, The Booty Call
 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
 The Spit-Covered Cobbler
 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
 And the Plot Moistens
 Just Once With Aunt Sophie
 Arguments for the Quickie (Del 1 av 2)
 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (Del 2 av 2)

 Sesong 4 (2006-2007) 
 Working for Caligula
 Who's Vod Kanockers
 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
 A Pot Smoking Monkey
 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
 Apologies for the Frivolity
 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
 Release the Dogs
 Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
 Kissing Abraham Lincoln
 Walnuts and Demerol
 Castrating Sheep in Montana
 Don't Worry, Speed Racer
 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
 My Damn Stalker
 Young People Have Phlegm Too
 I Merely Slept With a Commie
 It Never Rains in Hooterville
 Smooth as a Ken Doll (Del 1 av 2)
 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (Del 2 av 2)
 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
 Prostitutes and Gelato

 Sesong 5 (2007-2008) 
 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
 Media Room Slash Dungeon
 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
 City of Great Racks
 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
 Kinda Like Necrophilia
 Meander to Your Dander
 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
 The Soil is Moist
 Winky-Dink Time
 Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
 Fish In A Drawer
 If My Hole Could Talk
 Waiting For The Right Snapper

 Sesong 6 (2008-2009) 
 Taterhead Is Our Love Child
 Pie Hole, Herb
 Damn You, Eggs Benedict
 The Flavin' and the Mavin'''
 A Jock Strap in Hell It's Always Nazi Week (Del 1 av 2)
 Best H.O. Money Can Buy (Del 2 av 2)
 Pinocchio's Mouth The Mooch At The Boo He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited The Devil's Lube Thank God for Scoliosis I Think You Offended Don David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie I'd Like to Start With the Cat She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? My Son's Enormous Head The Two Finger Rule Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Above Exalted Cyclops Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Baseball Was Better with Steroids Sesong 7 (2009-2010) 
 818-jklpuzo Whipped Unto the Third Generation Mmm, fish. Yum Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator For the Sake of the Child Give Me Your Thumb Untainted by Filth Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair That's Why They Call It Ball Room Warning, It's Dirty Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Yay, No Polyps! Crude And Uncalled For Aye, Aye, Captain Tinkle Like a Princess I Found Your Moustache Ixnay on the Oggie Day Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave I Called Him Magoo Gumby With a Pokey 
 This Is Not Gonna End Well Sesong 8 (2010-2011) Three Girls and a Guy Named BudA Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerA Pudding-Filled CactusHookers, Hookers, HookersThe Immortal Mr. Billy JoelTwanging Your Magic ClangerThe Crazy Bitch GazetteSpringtime on a StickA Good Time in Central AfricaOw, Ow, Don't StopDead from the Waist DownChocolate Diddlers or my Puppy's DeadSkunk, Dog, Crap and KetchupLookin' for Japanese SubsThree Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakThat Darn Priest Sesong 9 (2011-2012) Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtPeople Who Love PeepholesBig Girls Don't Throw FoodNine Magic FingersA Giant Cat Holding a ChurroThe Squat and the HoverThose Fancy Japanese ToiletsThank You For The IntercourseFrodo's HeadshotsA Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesWhat a Lovely Landing StripOne False Move, Zimbabwe!Slowly and in a Circular FashionA Possum on ChemoThe Duchess of Dull-in-SackSips, Sonnets and SodomyNot in My Mouth!The War Against GingivitisPalmdale, EchGrandma's PieMr. Hose Says 'YesWhy We Gave Up WomenThe Straw In My Donut HoleOh Look! Al-Qaeda! Sesong 10 (2012-2013) I Changed My Mind About the MilkA Big Bag of DogFour Balls, Two Bats and One MittYou Do Know What The Lollipop Is ForThat's Not What They Call It In AmsterdamFerrets, AttackAvoid the Chinese MustardSomething My Gynecologist SaidI Scream When I PeeOne Nut JohnsonGive Santa a Tail-HoleWelcome to AlancrestGrab A Feather And Get In LineRun, Steven Staven! Run!Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItAdvantage: Fat, Flying BabyThrogwarten Middle School MysteriesThe 9:04 From PembertonBig Episode. Someone Stole A SpoonBazinga! That's From A TV ShowAnother Night With Neil DiamondMy Bodacious VidaliaCows, Prepare to be Tipped''
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