Для тех, кто считает, что "Шерлок" превратился в дурацкую бондиану. От Гатисса. В стихах . Хохотался я вот как ."Here is a critic who says with low blowSherlock's no brain-box but become double-O.Says the Baker St boy is no man of action -whilst ignoring the stories that could have put him in traction.The Solitary Cyclist sees boxing on show,The Gloria Scott and The Sign of the Fo'The Empty House too sees a mention, in time, of Mathews,who knocked out poor Sherlock's canine.As for arts martial, there's surely a cluein the misspelled wrestle Doyle called baritsu.In hurling Moriarty over the torrentdid Sherlock find violence strange and abhorrent?In shooting down pygmies and Hounds from hellDid Sherlock on Victorian niceties dwell?When Gruner's men got him was Holmes quite compliantOr did he give good account for The Illustrious Client?There's no need to invoke in yarns that still thrill,Her Majesty's Secret Servant with licence to killFrom Rathbone through Brett to Cumberbatch dandyWith his fists Mr Holmes has always been handy."