вот перевод на англ нового шедевра (может учже и читали все)Rina Большое спасибо Lene Misteriouz Hagen!Fela IgjenOne and two and three and four, andOne and two and three and four.And one and two and three and four andOne and two and three and fourLove makes blind as the violin breaksOld notes is played by a new stringHard battle for any fiddlerBoth fail and elegantStanding squeezing pimplesShowing minimuscles in the mirrorCan’t go wrong with this charmAs hundreds were showering (??)Hunting for beardShould’ve had a mapNothing to findStill he shaves himself soreOne last check upon the hairFalling out of the doorToo late for the tramRunning through the mudForehead flowsswet in his handsarmpits droolinglactic acid quiversplease let the legs stay putfinally there, soakedwallet forgottenhe gets the feeling this wont happen againbecauseShe started to flirt with more handsome menSo I traded the cow, got the fiddle returnedNow the ladies and cash wont be goneCause he traded the cow, got the fiddle returnedOne and two and three and four, andOne and two and three and four.And one and two and three and four andOne and two and three and fourPenetrated of convenienceEven though he gets to knowStereotypical girls, butAs moneytrouble limitsThe selection of ingredientsThe consequense is kind ofNot forgettable, and endsIn the best hours as he gets hisown love potion, til the night is through,coca colaburns his walletbut a bachelor like himself has tokeep his head cold, and hopes toget her by singing a songbut nothings going onwith lack of money and good provisionsshe disappeared to the bathroom with a braver manAlexander wasn’t interestingFor this elegant womanWhat a melodramatic complotBeaten by his own paradoxWith this sad songHe shows the eternal optimistBecause life is a violinWith the need of a violinistShe started to date richer menSo I traded the cow, got the fiddle returnedNow the ladies and cash wont be goneCause he traded the cow, got the fiddle returnedRa lala ra lala etc…Okei new tactic, all good things are threeNow he’s handsome and richDoesn’t seem to helpYou are your own happy smithDestiny wont leave you aloneWhen you reach the topTheres only one way – downThe violin sounds differentOver and over (???)The way to succeed may often feelUnnecessarily longGetting good adviseYou can often say its luckTo have a lot of cashLearning from faultsYou try over againI brought the most beautiful girl to a partyAnd brought a friend to do a little testThe two went of to talk privatelyI thought they were only off for a chatFive minutes turned to tenHe got impatientHad his best friend hit it off?The curiousness led him to the placeWhere he had seen them passWhat met him behind the doorMade him want to cryBecause there on the floorWas his two closest making outI saw her make out with my best friendSo I traded the cow, got the fiddle returnedNow the ladies and cash wont be goneCause he traded the cow, got the fiddle returnedOne and two and three and four, andOne and two and three and four.And one and two and three and four andOne and two and three and fourNow the ladies and cash wont be goneI traded the cow, got the fiddle returned!