Susan's Easter Antics (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Sneaking In Plays
Curd: "Santa always goes through the chimney
Poof in the house goes the tooth fairy
But sneaking in is extremely hard for the Easter Bunny!
Especially that now I'm in a large condo
It may be easier for its inhabitants to do a rondo
But sneaking in is extremely hard cause without an entrance kids catch me pronto!"
Song Ends
Cream: "Don't worry, Curd. It's OK if you get caught."
Curd: "Well, I'm the Easter Bunny. How is it OK if I get caught?"
Cream: "Well, maybe you need to learn to fly."
Curd: "Fly? Oh, wait. I already do, but I get caught because of the helicopter sounds."
Flashback
Curd: she flies to Susan's house while spinning her ears
Susan: "I gotcha, Curd!"
Curd: "AAAAAH! Oh, darn. I'm a failure."
Back to Scene
Cream: "Don't worry, Curd. It's just one person that spots you."
Curd: "But holiday mascots shouldn't be spotted."
Cream: "I know that."
Ricotta: "Have you ever done it at night?"
Curd: "Susan does her homework every Black Saturday."
Flashback
Susan: she does her homework
Curd: she tries quietly opening the door
Susan: "Curd, not now."
Curd: "Dang it." she closes the door
Back to Scene
Curd: "I quit. I'm doing my job badly as the Easter Bunny."
Cream: "Curd, being the Easter Bunny doesn't mean not being spotted! We sometimes have people who spot us too."
Ricotta: "Mom keeps getting spotted by kids."
Cream: "Only Ricotta has never been spotted."
Ricotta: "Why do you want to hide anyway?"
Curd: "Because I want to make sure they don't know that the Easter Bunny doesn't exist."
Cream: "You are a rabbit, Curd! And if you keep giving eggs with gifts in them, then they'll know the Easter Bunny is you, and that it exists!"
Curd: "Oh, right. I didn't want to hurt people's feelings by being a visible sign of the Easter Bunny being non-existent."
Ricotta: "Curd, despite not being spotted at all, I still don't make an effort to not be spotted."
Curd: "Why not?"
Ricotta: "Because, Curd, I am a bunny, and I give the eggs containing gifts every Easter!"
Cream: "Kids would be happy to find 3 Easter Bunnies!"
Curd: "Thanks, Mom. Let's get the entire family to help us deliver gifts in eggs!"
Butter: "I'm in, Curd!"
Custard: "I'm in, Curd!"
Clara: "Me too!"
Caramel: "Hey, Mom! Dad!" May I join?"
Clara and Custard: "Yes, Caramel, our sweetie!"
Ricotta: "You may be the youngest out of all of us, but you're still part of the family."
Cream: "We're the Easter Bunny family, and we won't miss a single kid this time."
All 7 run through the city and give the gifts to kids in just 8 seconds
Cream: "How did that happen so quick-"
Ricotta: "I thank Heads for giving me the power to clone myself."
Cream: "Oh, Ricotta, you're such a good boy! And Curd, you did well too. You all did well."
Clara, Custard, and Butter: "Thanks!"
The Next Day...
Susan: "There's a Bunny Burst?"
Clara: "Yes, there is. I'm a new member. Sorry I missed out last time."
Clara, Custard, Butter, and Cream: "Curd! Ricotta! Caramel! Wanna join?"
Happy Easter Plays
7 Bunnies: "Happy Easter to you!
East means right, so the song is true!
We hope that this holiday will
Bring you happiness to fit your bills!"
Everyone cheers
Cream: "Great job, Curd."
Curd: "Thanks, Mom. By the way, why is it sung like Happy Birthday?"
Caramel: "It's my birthday today."
Custard, Clara, Cream, Butter, Ricotta, and Curd: "Happy birthday, Caramel!"
Caramel: "Thanks!"
The End!
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