ROast

Buongiorno, loves!
It's an honor to be invited to pay tribute to the most talented, fierce, fabulous drag queen of all time... 
Michelle visOge, you've really done so much for our community! Thank you!
Truly, though, RoPaul, we adore you. In and out of this competition, you're a queen for all seasons... except for season one, am I right, ladies? Sis, I can't believe you still put your name on that... 
But in all seriousness, Ro, thank you for your commitment in putting on this competition two years in a row, letting queens worldwide show their star power. We couldn't do it without you, your talent, your artistry or your rigging for Elissa Catharsis. Just joking, obviously – Morphine was the one you really shielded from the bottom two, right?
We can all admit season one was a rough patch, but you have to start somewhere, right? Ro, you've started from nothing and become truly the supermOdel of the world.
Speaking of World, where is she tonight? Is she on vacation again? It's a shame, because that girl works so hard to impress in this competition...every other week, that is.
But she put in the work last week, didn't she? That runway was hotter than Ro's hot flashes from 20 years ago. And so was Lady Mangina's runway, right? Although, most people don't know that she was really playing herself in the Snatch Game. The truth is, she really IS blind – have y'all seen that anime look? Girl. Two words: color coordination.
Speaking of colors, let's talk someone who absolutely killed the runway last week, one of this season's top fashionistas – Dorothy Gay! Her guest appearance was delightful, but I have to wonder where Mia Mann disappeared to. Hopefully she didn't run out of the Untucked studio when LoRenn left...and then hopefully she didn't escape when LoRenn came back, either.
Oh, and on the subject of escaping, Ro, it blows my mind that a challenge win has constantly escaped Cosima this season! Show her the love she deserves, girl. Giving Deluxxa win after win does not mean giving everyone in their "clique" a win as well.
And about cliques, when I click on a Nikki Blonsky meme on my Twitter timeline, I look at it, laugh...and then I don't think about April in the Snatch Game. 
Granted, it's clear that when it came to Snatch Game, I just didn't think at all!
Say it with me: if you can't roast yourself... ...you probably shouldn't show up to the roast, Deluxxa. Seriously, will that bitch ever own up to having a single flaw?
Now let's take a moment of silence to pay tribute for our fallen sister, Jessica. No, really, we're imitating her performance in the lip sync last week.
Now when it comes to my performance in the lip sync...well, let's hope you don't see me in the lip sync again after this! Ciao for now, babes. Let's laugh together again sometime. 😘😘