The Temporary Manager

The Temporary Manager is the fourth episode of Mall Girl Pearl.
== Plot ==
After a tumble down the stairs, Beatrice asks Pearl to be the new manager, despite Pearl never being in the role (Bossy Boots is not canon here)
== Transcript ==
 The episode opens with an ambulance
"I knew I should've gotten the stair lift" Beatrice says under her breath, wincing a few times. She arrives at Bikini Bottom hospital, only for pearl to come rushing in seconds after hearing the news of the broken leg. "Bea, are you alright?" Pearl would ask, whimpering. "Don't worry about me, young soul, worry about the business. You're the manager for the time being." Pearl would be unsure of what to feel, before taking the manager badge off of Beatrice's dress, which was right next to her (Beatrice was in a hospital gown, to prevent disgust from almost all of you.)
 B-plot
SpongeBob runs through Krabs' door, with Krabs' worm chasing after him. SpongeBob is screaming and so is Mr. Krabs, currently unaware of what SpongeBob was screaming about because worms aren't that fast.
"Boy, the damage payments are coming out of your paycheck" Mr Krabs would inform SpongeBob, his voice slowly turning into a yell, but not quite getting there. "Oops, sorry. It's just your worm is rabi-, where is the worm? Last time I saw him he was just outside." The worm would still be there, looking pretty tired, suggesting that he had just chased SpongeBob around town. "Ah, Sir Wormsalot is very old. He'll bite, but only if you're moving as slow as a man with no legs."
SpongeBob would sigh as the A-plot begins again.
 A-Plot
Pearl would be sitting down at the counter. Nocturna turns up to the counter, clearly up to something. "Hey, Pearl... Beatrice finally kicked the bucket?" She'd smirk, even though there was absolutely nothing funny about that whatsoever.
"Go back to /mu/, bottomfeeder!" everyone in the mall, including Pearl would say, prompting Nocturna to scream "I BET YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD OF NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL!" before leaving the store in tears. "That's one blasted buffoon gone for eleven minutes" Pearl would say, as the fourth wall of the store crumbled like the Berlin wall, behind her.
As soon as that happened, Beatrice returned with a message. "I'm healed! The doctors say it's a mirac- PEARL! Did you talk to the audience again!?" she'd shout. Pearl would deny it before getting thrown out of the managers seat and back into her normal cashier spot.
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