Amset-Ra vs. Jek-14 vs. Battle Mech

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Sir Fangar: (British accent) Welcome to Amset-Ra's gloooooorious Fighting Pyramid! Today's gloooooorious match will take place in the gloooooorious part of India where the Adventurers encountered the gloooooorious Tygurah.
Amset-Ra: I'm annoyed by you saying "gloooooorious" all the time.
Sir Fangar: What? Are you telling the gloooooorious Sir Fangar to stop saying "gloooooorious"?
Amset-Ra: ...Yes.
Sir Fangar: Fine then. In the gloooooorious Red Corner is the second most gloooooorious fighter of all, the gloooooorious Amset-Ra!
Amset-Ra: Who, may I ask, is the most glorious?
Sir Fangar: Me, of course! In the gloooooorious Green Corner is a Force-sensitive Sith clone, the gloooooorious Jek-14!
Jek-14: I am ready to fight... FOR THE SEASON CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE!
Sir Fangar: Aren't we all. In the gloooooorious Yellow Corner is a mysteriously gloooooorioous Battle Mech.
Battle Mech: Targeting systems online. Currently connected to router arfp. Signal strength: Excellent.
Sir Fangar: And now a gloooooorious word from Pythor.
Pythor: Thisss looksss like a really interesssting match. My choiccce isss Battle Mech.
Amset-Ra: Ahem.
Pythor: OK. Amssset-Ra it isss.
Sir Fangar: The gloooooorious Minifigure of the Week is Mr. Gold!
Mr. Gold: AAAAHHHHHH!
Fangirls: EEEEEE! IT'S MR. GOLD! IT'S MR. GOLD!
FLASH FLASH FLASH!
Sir Fangar: The gloooooorious User of the Week is Commandosaur, for offering to vote in the gloooooorious Battle Mech if Punctuation Penguin couldn't. Pythor?
Pythor: Fight!
GOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Amset-Ra: That gong goes everywhere we go, doesn't it? Anyway, Corona!
BZZZZZZNNNNNN...
Battle Mech: Critical damage to the motherboard. Initiating Rocket Combo.
Pow pow whoosh pow!
Jek-14: Yikes! Invisibility!
Vorp!
Sir Fangar: Amset-Ra nearly fried the gloooooorious Battle Mech, who punched the gloooooorious Jek-14, who became invisible! What a gloooooorious match!
Amset-Ra: Mummy's Curse!
GLOCK!
Sir Fangar: Battle Mech is locked inside a gloooooorious sarcophagus!
Jek-14: Force Lightning!
ZAAAAAAAP!
Amset-Ra: Yaziziziziziz! Corona!
BZZZZZZNNNNNNN...
Pythor: YAZIZIZIZIZ! Watch it, Pharaoh!
Amset-Ra: Sorry, it's just that Jek-14 is invisible.
BASH BASH BASH!
Amset-Ra: What?!
Battle Mech: Initiating Death From Above.
WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!
BOOOOM BOOOOM BOOOOM BOOOOM!
Amset-Ra: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Pythor: Amssset-Ra isss out. Payback for zapping me earlier!
Jek-14: Deconstruct!
KCILCKCILCKCILCKCILCKCILC...
Jek-14: I missed!
Battle Mech: Increasing defense.
Hours later...
Pythor: *yawn* Ssstop. Thisss match isss over. It'sss a tie.
Sir Fangar: Wow, our first-ever gloooooorious tie! Where are the original gloooooorious staff?
Amset-Ra: They're all back at the Fighting Pyramid convincing the movers that the wiki does not need to be moved.
Commandosaur: It doesn't?
Amset-Ra: That's right! The next several matches will take place back at the Fighting Pyramid.
???: RRRRROOOOOAAAARRRRR!
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHH!
Sir Fangar: IT'S THE GLOOOOOORIOUS TYGURAH!
Amset-Ra: END TRANSMISSION!!!
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Category:Season 1
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