Earth 2/Timeline

yeah, this is a timeline of earth 2
==4 Billion Years Ago==
*4.5 billion years ago: Earth 2 forms
*4.4Bya: Moon forms
*4.2Bya: Dwarf planet goes into the Roche Limit of Earth 2 and earth 2 gets rings
*4.1Bya: First cells on Earth 2
==3 Billion Years Ago==
*3.9Bya: Oceans form
*3.7Bya: Moon takes a nap
*3.6Bya: First cell with mitochondria
*3.5Bya: Moon wakes up from their nap
*3.2Bya: First cell that does photosynthesis
*3.1Bya: First multicellular life
==2 Billion Years Ago==
*2.8Bya: Oxygen levels rise
*2.5Bya: First earth 2 fishes
*2.3Bya: First cells in land
*2.1Bya: First FUNNY
*2.0Bya: Cells start having FUNNY
==1 Billion Years Ago==
*1.9Bya: epic
*1.8Bya: First land plants
*1.7Bya: The FUNNY extinction (50% of all life dies because of critical unfunnyness)
*1.6Bya: First multicellular life in land
*1.4Bya: Aliens try to extract the minerals out of Earth 2 but they fail because they're unfunny
*1.2Bya: something happens but idk i forgot
*1.0Bya: First stupid dumbass slimes >:(
==Pre-Pre-History==
*800 million years ago: Alien portal that leads to the mario world drops on some random landmass
*240Mya: Dinasours!!
*66Mya: they all die :(
*45Mya: Fractalys just spontaneously appear from another dimension
*10Mya: Humans start speciating
*8Mya: Fish start becoming smart
== Pre-History ==
=== Paleolithic ===
Humans start getting to other continents, but they only got stone tools :(
Fractalys make some flying cities because they thought that Earth 2 was just an ocean planet, however all of their activity makes the surrounding ocean around their cities become a fractal too (Literally The Entire Mandelbrot Set)
Fishes not doin much
Chickens start going to PolloLand
=== Neolithic - 8000 to 3200 BC ===
Humans start farming!!!
Fractalys discover actual land so thats cool
Fishes start farming kelp
First prehistoric Los Pollos Hermanos in PolloLand
=== Bronze Age - 3200 to 1700 BC ===
Humans start making bronze
Fractalys meet humans and they show them some cool stuff and accelerates technological progression
Fishes start making bigger cities
PolloLand now has chicken coop cities
=== Iron Age - 1700 to 1000 BC ===
Human civilization regions:
* PORTUGAL :portugal_flag: :portugal_flag: :portugal_flag:
* Uzbekistan
* New Zealand
* Central and South America
* Spaghettia
* Bajookieland
* Bajonkistan
* Indonesia Deluxe
Fractalys harness the energy of the FUNNY (1 bajillion exawatts per second!!11)
Fish civilization regions:
* Bikini Bottom
* Atlantis City of Lost Atlantis
Pollo civilization regions:
* bokbokbokbokbokbok (Ciudad del Pollo)
* mmmbokbok (Pollón Grande)
== History ==
=== Ancient history ===
* 900BC: First recipe for SPAGHETTI (spaghettia)
* 800BC: PORTUGAL CARALHO empire forms
* 700BC: Collapse of New Zealand Empire
* 400BC: Portugal empire loses land (gets modern borders)
* 300BC: Modern bajookieland as a state is formed under rule of Gagalanga Bajooka Zawaluka Kanuaya Bajoonblergistus Bajongooq (Bajongooq I)
* 200BC - 200AD: Lots of discoveries are made
=== Middle Ages ===
yknow what nothing even happened in the middle ages
* 760: The bajongooq dynasty ends and the modern Bajookieland republic forms. This sets in a golden age of bajookieland. Nothing is happening in bajonkistan at this time.
=== Renassaince ===
(how the FUCK do you spell that???)
* 1253: Discovery of America
* 1265: Discovery of Robloxia
* 1294: Discovery of Africa 2
* 1299: Discovery of Jolly Continent
*1306: Discovery of Oceania
*1310: Discovery of Antartica
*1312: Discovery of Mushroom Kingdom
*1318: Discovery of PolloLand
*1324: Discovery of Dumbassworld
*1329: Discovery of Literally the Entire Mandelbrot Set (Humans already knew about fractalys, but they didnt know here they lived)
*1332: Discovery of Ikrotkaye Russian Letter
*1335: Discovery of Indonesia Deluxe
*1336: Discovery of Newer Fartington
*1339: Discovery of Epik Arquipelago
*1341: Discovery of Billy
*1345: Discovery of Gregtech Island
*1346: Discovery of Penisland
*1350: Discovery of whar
=== Post-Renaissance ===
* 1544: Discovery of electricity
* 1552: Invention of the steam engine
* 1555 - 1600: Industrial Revolution
* 1600 - 1700: Heavy industrialization
* 1704: First airplane
* 1704 - 1755: Increasing use of flying stuff
* 1746: First sattelite attempt (Failure)
* 1755: First sucessful satellite (GamerGod 1)
* 1769: First person in space
* 1800: First person on the moon
* 1849: First semi-permanent base on the moon
* 1868: First actual base on the moon
* 1891: First person on another planet
=== Modern ===
* 1955: Semi-permanent establishments on the entire star system
* 1969: First successful FTL technology
* 1981: Colonization of the other star systems
* 2003: Colonization of 1% of the galaxy
* 2005: First sign of aliens
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