Hell's Greatest Dad

Hell's Greatest Dad is one of two songs featured in the Hazbin Hotel episode "Dad Beat Dad". It is sung by Lucifer Morningstar and Alastor to Charlie Morningstar as they compete for her affection. Mimzy later interrupts and inserts herself into it.
This song was released on Spotify as part of the "Hazbin Hotel Original Soundtrack (Part 2)".
==Lyrics==
Lucifer: Haha! Looks like you could use some help
From the Big Boss of Hell himself
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Lucifer Muppets: "Five Stars!"
"Flawless!"
"Greater than great!"
Lucifer: With a punch of a pentagram
I Wap! Bam! Boom! Alakazam!
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate!
Lucifer and Charlie: "Thanks, Dad!"
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?
(Woh-oh-oh!)
Michelin tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref!
Champagne fountains
Caviar mountains
That's just to start!
Alastor: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
Charlie Morningstar: That's true!
Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
Niffty: I was stuck. Thank you, sir!
Charlie: Oh, you!
Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
Charlie: Awww!
Alastor: You're like the child that I wish that I had
Lucifer: Uh, what?
Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
Lucifer: Hold on now!
Alastor: It's a little funny
You could almost call me...
Dad!
(Lucifer plays a golden fiddle)
(Alastor plays piano)
(Lucifer plays accordion)
Alastor: They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
Alastor: Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
Lucifer: What a bunch of losers!
Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?
Lucifer: Your song? I started this!
Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Lucifer: OH, YOU TACKY PIECE OF—!
Mimzy: It's me!
Yes, it's me!
I know you were all waiting for me!
I'm here!
What a gas!
Took a while but I'm present at last!
It's me!
It's me!
Mimzzzyyyyyyy!
Lucifer: Who?
==Trivia==
*Lucifer playing a golden violin could be a reference to the song "" where in the devil wagers a golden fiddle in a bet to try to gain Johnny's soul.
*When Alastor is dressed as a nun, the cross symbol on his headdress is upside down. An upside down cross is commonly associated with Anti-Christianity and Satanism.
*In an interview with Vivziepop, it is revealed that Alastor does not actually see Charlie as a daughter figure and only insisted just to get under Lucifer's skin.Interview with Vivziepop
*When Alastor and Lucifer later in the song attempts to push each other out of the song, the famous bonk meme sound can be heard.
**However, this sound effect can not be heard in the soundtrack version.
*Alastor and Charlie are dancing on the top of the steps is a callback to the pilot, wherein during Alastor's Reprise the two dance at the exact same place.
*In the official Italian dub, instead of the line "Angelic power!", Lucifer's line roughly translates to say "Power of (a) Seraphim!".
==Videos==
Hell's Greatest Dad Sing-Along - Hazbin Hotel - Prime Video
Hazbin Hotel- "Hell's greatest dad" cantata in italiano - Prime Video
Hell’s Greatest Dad
HELL'S GREATEST canción completa en ESPAÑOL - Hazbin Hotel
File:De Pai para Filha (Hell's Greatest Dad)! - Música Completa - Hazbin Hotel
==External Links==
*Spotify
==References==
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Category:Hazbin Hotel music
Category:Songs
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