Holder of your mom

don't get clobbered lol
In any city, in any country, in any gravitational earth sphere, find a mental insitution or halfway house you can get yourself to. Once you get there, go to the front desk and ask to see someone called,"the holder of your mom". The desk person will say that your mom is impossible to hold cause she's that fat, but after they will give in and lead you to a door. When you open the door, you will see a human-like figure with gigantic arms holding what seems to be like a blob of fat. He will only respond to one question;
"Why is my mom so fat?"
He will then answer in horrific detail and say some of the best your mom jokes in the entire universe. After that, you have to get out in under 5 seconds, otherwise you will be instantly clobbered by your mom.
Them your mom jokes are object 1 of who cares and must never ever be put together, cause it's said that if that happens, your mom will become a black hole and eat everything up.