WebTV

WebTV was an Internets box which gave you terminal cancer & memes as a side option. However, it used dial-up, which meant you would only die in around 20 years of using it; moreover, it was as slow as a snail's pace and loaded at most 4 websites in 20 years and 1 minute. WebTV boxes also frequently PolyZooted, which is a cool feature which everyone definitely knows; however, no full access to the internet (you couldn't look at Chuck Norris' flexing his big muscles) even in its peak years. One day Microsoft bought out WebTV and rebranded it as "Micros oft Telev Ison" or "MSNTV", named due to an extreme error in their tag-branding system and also because they wanted to spread their own virus. Eventually this decision also led to the removal of the terminal cancer component, which everyone who used it hated because they only wanted to die browsing memz. Governments around the UnWorld, hearing about this, had eventually forced most people who still used this device to switch to Digital TV, of which is incompatible with these viruses and with the WebTV boxes. The WebTV servers were shut down on June 9th, 2013, because, quote, "we wanted to do the funny thing". It was replaced with the Xbox ONE.
=="WebTV2"/MSNTV2==
Oh yes. There was a sequel to this device. "Nobody" bought it, though, because the only thing it could do was play Doom. I mEaN sUrE yOu CaN jUsT dOwnLoAd SoMeThInG eLsE, but where's the fun in that? You can play Doom! You could also browse the Internets faster as a side option, which is what most people did anyways. Doesn't matter anyways because it still gave you terminal cancer, but now the effects are 3 times as fast because it doesn't use dialup. An unknown side-effect of using this device is, that, for some reason, the people who made this device managed to steal 20XX technology so that the machine would be able to store your brain inside a really small flashcard, think Captain 0's brain but smaller. It didn't catch on.
==Trivia==
 
* Teh WebTV2 came with Doom. 
* The WebTV servers lasted until Bill Gates couldn't derive sexual gratification from neutering it any longer.
* They released other versions of WebTV on shame consoles; nobody bought them because nobody stocked them.
* Too much people ask if WebTV was overrated. It depends, but since it had an epic MIDI karaoke feature, it was.