Merlin THE Frenchie™

Merlin THE Frenchie™ is a member of the Possible History discord server and the most important Frenchman of the server. 
== History ==
Merlin joined in March 2023 but only became active in June thanks to being introduced to Ballsex bot. He competed against Trollgil to get the balls until the bot was killed the 22nd of July 2023. 
The 6th of October, during the French coup, Merlin joined the Loyalist and was given the Sons of France role. He is the prince of the Kingdom of Le Possible History. However he fled the Kingdom once NaPHoleon managed to take control of the country and pled alliegance to the Mochan Caliphate 
In the night of the 9th of October, general chat was going a bit too wild so the mods made the slow mode 6 hours long in which THE Frenchman™ fell and was unable to talk in general. However, the mods took it back but he was still stuck which forced him to communicate with reactions. 
On the 30th of December, he was handpicked by the Pope of Belgium to support Belgians or something. The Pope famously declared that he shall "not fuck everything up like the last guy." Merlin took this too literally, and accidently fucked everything. As in he had sex with everything. For this failure, The Pope banished him to the most vile pit of hell imaginable, Texas. There he shall remain until he manages to unsex everything. 
Recently Merlin has become "Woke" and is now in attempts to spread his wokeness to the rest of the server. His best bro "That Anti-Woke Guy" is the leader of the anti-Woke resistance so sadly the two bros are now at war with each other. In other news, Merlin has gotten married to Transcended and had one daughter named PumpUpTheVolume. 
In the 7th of February, Merlin started experiencing what people thought was a heart attack. His heart started to beat faster and faster, his body was shaking and he suddenly had the urge to hug something. While most of the regs didn't understand what was happening, Ghosty and Voided both immediately guessed and asked everyone to "calm down and wait". While he was struggling, he noticed Transcended was also feeling something intense as she started keymashing. Both of them knew what was happening to them but somehow everyone else still didn't guess until they actually said what was going on. They actually fell in love like retards lmao (none of them are regretting). 
== Trivia ==
* His best bro in the server is THAT GUY, known as "Napoleon is fucking dead lmao" "Literally Ad*lf H*tler" "That Makhno Guy" and more recently "That Anti-Woke Guy", due to a "The weakest link" game. (He is now banned)
* In the Weakest link, he is canonically cursed with his bro. It means that whenever he decides to talk, he immediately get voted out. 
* In the server "Select Your Waifu"(That was made by ShineShrine), THE Frenchman™ is stuck with Mocha after getting her 9 times in row. It's equivalent to 3.0545362921480935e-13% or 0.0000000000003% chance which makes him the unluckiest man ever
* He is known as THE simp especially because of how he acts with his girlfriend.
* He is immune to boykisser/furry propaganda, due to the aforementioned female simping
* Frenchman was a fishing boat Marklin used during the Vietnam War. Yes you read that correctly.
* As Merlin himself stated his waifu is Mocha (This is propaganda)
* To escape the Mocha shipping, he spun a wheel to see who will be the person he'll simp for and Transcended won/lost. However, in an unexpected twist, Transcended became overly protective over him so he assumed he became "her wife".
* For a short period of time, he bullied Fauxn into accepting that he was a femboy. But this horribly backfired as Fauxn was gay and started to simp for him. According to Fauxn, "he just used him to become famous".
* During that time in which Fauxn simped for him, Ghosty asked if he wanted to be locked in her basement to be saved from Fauxn's lust (he also wanted him in his basement). However, it quickly escalated as Transcended went in and tried to protect her new wife. Mango then calmly asked " MERLIN WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE WANT YOU IN THEIR BASEMENT" to which he responded with "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW".
* When PUTV asked to be adopted by him, he was at first reluctant before choosing to, he is now insanely overprotective of her.
* He currently lives in a Walmart.
* He was the woke mind virus but lost his status after ungayifing Transcended.
* He is a lesbian.
* He can Backwards Longjump irl