Langbroek Family 2021 New Year's Eve

== Shopping for the Party ==
Serghei: "Okay, kids, it's New Year's Eve today, so we're gonna have a party right here."
Teddy: "I HATE PARTIES!"
Bryce: "ME TOO!"
Sherman: "ME THREE!!!!!"
Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!"
Alicia: "And during the party, you can't watch Handy Manny. You need to participate!"
Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "Why?"
Alicia: "Because it's New Year's Eve. And if I don't get to watch Handy Manny, NO ONE DOES!!!"
Serghei: "Okay, get in the car. We're going shopping."
Bryce: "WE WANNA STAY HOME WITH PETER, MAX AND KYLE!!!"
Kristin: "No, you're coming with us."
Sherman: " "
Serghei: "And also, nobody is going to look after you three "
Teddy: "I DON'T WANNA GO SHOPPING!!!! I WANNA STAY HOME AND WATCH HANDY MANNY!!!!!!!!!!"
Kristin: "That's enough!"
Alicia: "Get in the car right now!"
Sherman: "I DON'T WANNA GO SHOPPING FOR SOME STUPID PARTY!!!!!"
[Teddy kicks Leanne's seat, Sherman kicks Bridie's seat and Bryce kicks Helen's seat]
Leanne: "MOM!"
Helen: "Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman are bothering us!"
Alicia: "Boys, that's enough!"
Kristin: "Stop kicking the seats right now!"
Alicia: "Don't make me pull over!"
Teddy: "I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!"
Serghei: "Well, it's too late now!"
== Trouble at the Mall ==
=== The triplets' explosive behavior ===
Serghei: "Here we are! Good 'ol JCPenny."
[Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce run back to the van]
Alicia: "No, boys, this way."
[Serghei, Alicia, Kristin, Leanne, Helen, Haley, Shelby, Bridie, Manu, Leighton, Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce walk into JCPenny]
Leighton: "Look at all of the party stuff."
Alicia: "I know, Leighton. We're gonna get tons of stuff so we can have our New Year's party."
Teddy: "I wanna go to the Disney store and see if they have Handy Manny stuff there."
Alicia: "We're not going in the Disney store! We're going to look for party stuff."
Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "WE WANNA GO TO THE DISNEY STORE!!!!!"
[People begin to stare]
Alicia: "Too bad! We're gonna look for stuff for our party we're having later."
Leanne: "Mom!"
Alicia: "Yeah?"
Leanne: "I'm gonna go get some confetti."
Alicia: "Okay."
[Leanne goes over to grab confetti]
Alicia: "Come on, boys. You're gonna help Mommy shop for New Year's."
Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "WE WANT HANDY MANNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Kristin: "Boys, stop it! People are beginning to stare!"
Teddy: "Well, let's give 'em something to stare at! THIS WOMAN WON'T LET US GO TO THE DISNEY STORE!!!!!!!!!!! She kidnapped us!!! Kidnapper! She m'lested me! She touched me in my no-no parts!!! Help, help! This woman is trying to rape me!"
[Helen and Bridie come back with balloons, not blown up yet]
Helen: "Here, Mom!"
Bridie: "Here are the balloons."
Alicia: "Thank you, Helen. Thank you, Bridie."
Bryce: "WE WANNA GO TO THE DISNEY STORE AND GET HANDY MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!"
Alicia: "No, you're not! You're gonna help us shop for our New Year's Eve party."
Teddy: That's it! I'll pee my pants!!
[Manu, Haley, and Leighton come back with a banner, party hats and tiaras]
Alicia: "Thank you, Manu. Thank you, Leighton. Thank you, Haley."
Bridie: "Where are the party noisemakers?"
Leanne: "I'll get some."
Alicia: "Thank you, Leanne. Come on, boys. Let's go."
Sherman: "NO!!!!!"
Kristin: "Boys, help us pick out some stuff."
Teddy: "WE WANNA GO TO THE DISNEY STORE!!!!!!!!"
Serghei: "What's going on here?"
Alicia: "The triplets are wanting to go to the Disney store and get Handy Manny stuff!"
Serghei: "Come on, kids. Let's pay."
Leighton: "Already? We don't have the snacks."
Alicia: "It's okay, Leighton. I got them already."
Serghei: "Okay. Kids, we're leaving."
Alicia: "Honey, you have to pay for the stuff."
[Serghei pays for the stuff and then the family gets in the van]
=== Driving home ===
[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman are crying and kicking Serghei, Alicia, and Kristin's seats in front of them]
Kristin: "Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce, shut up and stop kicking our seats!!!"
Teddy: "It's all your fault! Because you didn't make us go to the Disney store and get Handy Manny stuff!"
Alicia: "YOU ARE ALSO JOINING THE PARTY THIS YEAR!!!"
Teddy: "I'd rather be sent to bed without dessert anyway, you queer!"
== Back at home ==
Kristin: "Okay, Shelby, you wanna watch TV before dinner?"
[Kristin gets out Baby Neptune: Discovering Water for Shelby to watch]
Kristin: "I have a perfect DVD for you, it's called Baby Neptune."
[She shows Shelby the DVD]
Kristin: "See? 'Introduces Babies To The Wonders Of Water. Exposes Little Ones to Whales, Dolphins, Fish, Ducks, and More!' You'll love it, Shelby."
[The triplets come in the living room]
Teddy: "OH NO! NOT BABY EINSTEIN!!!!"
Teddy, Sherman, and Bryce: "WE WANNA WATCH HANDY MANNY!!!"
Kristin: "Shelby's wee little, so she watches Baby Einstein! Not Handy Manny! Dinner's almost ready."
[Teddy, Sherman and Bryce begin to attack Shelby by pinching her, hitting her and biting her and pulling her face]
== The Party ==
=== The Cousins Arrive ===
[Aunt Coraline and Uncle Ernest enter with their children Nicholas, Peter, Clara, Sophie, Kayla, Cindy and Jessie]
[Aunt Jillian and Uncle Hyman and their children Tom, Ryan, Vivian, Sandra, Mario and Doug are right behind them]
=== Watching the ball drop ===
Teddy: "Mommy, I wanna watch Handy Manny!!!!!"
Alicia: "You can't! We're watching the ball drop! You can sit down next to Cousin Jessie."
Sherman: "I never want this to happen!!!!! I'll pee my pants before the ball drops!!!"
Serghei: "Don't you dare!!! Have a seat beside Cousin Sophie."
Bryce: " "
Kristin: " "
Kayla: "Daddy."
Uncle Ernest: "What?"
Kayla: "When's the ball gonna drop?"
Uncle Ernest: "3 1/2 minutes."
Teddy: "Alright, bros! Handy Manny time!"
[On the TV, the ball is almost towards the building]
Everyone, but Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman, : "Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!"
Sherman: "This is it, boys."
Everyone, but Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Six! Five! Four!"
Bryce: "Stop it now, I'm gonna die and pee my pants!!!"
Everyone, but Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman: "Three! Two! One! Happy New Year!"
[Teddy, Bryce, and Sherman begin wailing and bawling]
[Kayla and Uncle Ernest hug]
Alicia (sarcastically): "What?!"
Teddy: "This is your fault because you made us not watch Handy Manny!!!"
Alicia: "You kids know damn well you little bastards had to be part of this party!!!"
Sherman: Why did we have to be part of the stupid party?
Serghei: "In addition to that, ALL of your Handy Manny stuff is in toy jail!"
[Teddy punches Clara in the face, making her cry]
Clara: "MOMMY!!!!"
Kristin: "THEODORE MARTIN LANGBROEK!!!! YOU KNOW BETTER NOT TO PUNCH COUSIN CLARA LIKE THAT!!!!!!!"
[Teddy slaps Vivian, Bryce slaps Sophie and Sherman slaps Cindy]
Serghei:
[Then they begin to ruin the party]
Alicia: "What's going on?"
Teddy: "WHY DO WE NEED A STUPID CAKE?!?!?!?!?! IS IT SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY?!?!?!"
Alicia: "No. We're gonna sing Auld Lang Syne in a minute."
Teddy: "I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING CAKE!!!!!!"
Sherman: "AND WHY ARE THERE SPARKLERS ON THE CAKE?!?!?!?!?!"
Alicia: "Those are candles on Sparkler sticks. You kids can blow those out after we sing Auld Lang Syne."
Sherman: "SCREW THIS SHIT!!!!!!"
== Party Aftermath ==
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