Poof

Poof was a self proclaimed "bitch ass motherfucker" and fairy baby. He was the mastermind behind such problems as Climate Change, Nessa, Bad music and whatever Secondlife is.
== Early Life ==
Poof was born in China due to Timmy wanting to ruin the entire franchise. Afterwards, Poof became a target of Half Life Scientists who needed him to study the Resonance Cascade that happened at Black Mesa. He was also known as a "Satanic Ritual Abuser" who was criticized by Satanists for being "A total asshole with what he does" 
== Death ==
Poof was shot to death by Half Life Scientists in late 2007 for a lack of cooperation and hostility towards Black Mesa research personnel