Bin Weevils Membership

Those who really love to play Bin Weevils (cool kids, in other words) purchase the coveted Bin Weevils membership. It costs $4.95 a month (can you say bargain?) or $34.95 a year. Why should you spend your sweet, sweet dollar on this membership, you ask? Well, here's a little look at the benefits you'll receive with the membership.
- Exclusive nest items and seeds! 
This is one of the biggest selling points for the fabled Bin Weevils premium membership. You can fill your pitiful weevil hovel with random objects and seeds!
- Earn 5 Dosh every day!
For those who don't know, 1 Dosh is worth approximately 1.25 bitcoins. So this is an absolute steal.
- Become an SWS agent with access to missions!
Everyone knows that the only criterion for becoming a secret agent is being willing to pay $4.95 a month. I don't know what these missions are, but if they were developed by the same people who developed legendary online title Bin Weevils, you're in for a treat.
- Expand your nest!
Your weevil hole can become a two-room weevil hole suite with a twin bed and 4K flatscreen TV! 
- Iconic top hat!
I don't really have to say anything about this one because the top hat is just so iconic.
- VIP access to Bin Parties!
Everyone wants to be invited to the most jumpin' parties in the entire world. Anyone who is anyone hits up the weekly Bin Party on Saturday night. VIP access to these parties is one of the most valuable things a human being can possibly own.
- Earn mulch through your tycoon business!
This implies that paying $4.95 grants you a fast pass to the business big time. If you're out there trying to start a business, and it isn't working, you might just have to purchase the Bin Weevils membership.
- Adopt a Bin Pet! (1 pet per account)
Dang it. I wanted to have Bin Pets flanking me as I roll up to the Bin Party.
- Stand out from the crowd with striped legs!
You'll be able to scoff at all those plebeians with unicolored legs when you're repping those member-exclusive two-toned legs. If that's not a status symbol, I don't know what is.
- Chance to win Best Nest trophy!
You will win the Best Nest trophy because you will be the first person ever to purchase the Bin Weevils membership.
- Exclusive Bin Card rewards!
It is called the Bin Card because the rewards were scavenged from the garbage bin.
- Expand your garden!
Pretty straightforward. You're just wasting money at this point.
Now that you know why you have to purchase the membership, you can go buy it right now.
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