Great Whitehouse Massacre

The Great Whitehouse Massacre was an event that occurred soon after president William McKinley's decree that the Jilms were enemies of the United States.The Jilms raided the Whitehouse, slaughtering Mckinley and his entire cabinet, raping and eating them all.The Jilms then set fire to the building and raped its ashes.This is considered one of the most important events in the Jilm Lore, as it firmly established the idea that the Jilms are stronger then all law.
Category:Major Events