Swamplish Guide Rewritten

==Description of Swamplish==
Swamplish is a barbaric language mixed between Latin and German. This will be used by players who obviously play swampmen or need to learn Swampish but are too lazy to keep listening to swampmen and learning the language by themselves.
Some words borrowed from the old non-archived "Swampish for Simpletons" by spuds (52730)
If you cannot find a word in here, try and swamplify it as best as you can. Just make it so it looks somewhat like an English word so people can tell what you're saying. Swamplifying usually goes along the lines of adding k's and b's and other Germanic stuff. Example: Germanic would be Germanik, or something less simple.
*Grammar applies as it would in English
*Note: If mentioning someone's name that ends with an s, replace with a z. If Z already ends at their name, leave it as is. If someone has a J in their name, replace it with a D. If someone has a Q in their name, replace it with a K.
To search for a word, use ctrl f and type (word) -, the hyphen will take you straight to an actual translation.
==Swamplish Guide==
===Word Dump===
The - Duk
A - Ine
An - Inen
Hello - Hark
Goodbye - Vak 
Yes - Yark
No - Nark
Okay/OK - Yirk
Not - Nirk
Nothing - Nirka
Everything - Yirka
Can - Kun
Is - Isk
If - Iv
Of - O
Too - Ku
Know - Knu
Has - Hat
Have - Habek
Just - Juk
Doing - Dunk
Does - Duok
Get - Guk
Want - Akrode
Let - Laz
For - Vot
He - Kie
She - Krie
Him - Kim
Her - Ker
They - Teyk
Them - Tenk
We - Wir
Us - Wor
Am - Bun
And - Unk
I/Me - Ik
You - Khu
With - Wik
Will - Wete
Are - Urk
Do - Du
Their - Teyrk
Go - Gek
Stop - Genirk
Halt (Sudden) - Sak
Going - Gekko
Come - Khak
Away - Aki
To - Tok
In - Ink
Out - Aud
Walk - Wilgek
Crawl - Celgek
Swimming - Warkgek
Forward - Tokgek
Back - Zuk
Open - Ont
Close - Nirkont
Give - Gibtak
That - Tak
This - Dice
Thing - Dink
There - Dost
Here - Hurk
Name - Naked
Block - Blart
Jester - Funkyman
Maid - Spodzman
Funny - Funky
Great - Bigust
Lag - Luk
Spirit - Enkmak
Blood - Bolod
Ally - Frenko
Civil - Cum
Chief - Kruff
Shaman - Shaka
Far - Fat
Zweihander - Bitagrak
Ironreach - Nudmelik
Near - Nirfat
From - Fot
Left - Lurtz
Right - Kurtz
Up - Utto
Down - Danak
Front - Fantuk
Behind - Bentuk
Grak - Attack/Duel/Fight
Done - Dok
Could - Cook
Sword - Targrak
Dagger/Knife - Sargrak
Block - Boek
Ready - Rortok
Not Ready/Unprepared - Nirtok
Space/Area - Hurtok
Say - Sok
Saying - Sokko
Help - Het
Think - Tunk
Like - Gotak
Dislike - Matak
Sorry - Sot
Jump - Utgek
Fall - AHHH
Crouch - Dagak
Hide - Nartask
Fast - Fart
Slow - Sort
Run - Fek
Doing - Dekko
Sit - Dunk
Stick - Stonk
See - Task
Yet - Yurr
Be - Bo
Should - Sunk
Simple - Dort
Fat - Bigak
Skinny - Smolok
Capture - Gibman
Animal - Narkman
Fish - Wark
Cow - Babuk
Chicken - Smokwok
Smoke - Utfrak
Baby - Smintuk
Pig - Bart
Bear - Kanash
Monkey - Mokek
Horse - Hork
Build - Domak
Emperor - Bikenk
Empire - Guskenko
Lord - Danenk
Balls - Dasvick
Hot - Frotak
Cold - Snotak
Plant -
Tree - Targronk
Grass - Enkgronk
Strange - Sus(uk)
North - Nud
South - Soap
East - Eat
West - Weest
Thought - Vermo
Suppose/Think - Vermun
Some - Suz
Else - Etz
Good- Gook
Bad - Mach
Strong - Gust
Weak - Nirgust
Sharp - Targu
Dull - Sarnir
Best - Kint
Worst - Nirkint
Big - Bik
Small - Smok
Wet - Werk
Dry - Drok
Light - Lak
Dark - Dak
Light (In terms of weight) - Lok
Heavy - Gak
Tall - Tark
Short - Sark
Innocent - Gookir
Guilty - Machir
Alive/Life - Enka
Dead/Death - Mak
Open - Ork
Close - Cork
Food - Fucco
Fruit - Fuc
Vegetable - Vete
Meat - Morok
Soup - Slorpor
Bread - Brok
Apple - Rods
Cabbage - Kekacu
Carrots - Oliqo
Apple Pie - Rod slorco
What - Wak
Who - Wuo
Why - Wei
Where - Wubik
When - Wuok
How - Huk
Time - Tik
Today - Tokum
Tomorrow - Tisok
Yesterday - Watok
Tonight - Toknak
Morning - Morgum
Day - Nutik
Night - Nak
Dawn - Aung
Soon - Soot
Now - Nu
Was - Wat
Stupid - Stokko
Dumb - Dork
Idiot - Rikko
Cunt - Kunk
Dick - Svick
Bitch - Hond
Faggot - Spark
Pussy - Bark
Fuck - Foz
Person/People/Human - Man (even if they are a woman)
Swampman - Warkenkrthman
Friend - Frank
God - Kenka
Sir - Herman
Ma'am - Mulman
King - Kenk
Queen - Quenk
Prince - Prink
Princess - Prinko
Guard - Gork
Jailer - Skervor
Family - Ikmen
Father - Futak
Mother - Mutak
Brother - Brutak
Sister - Sitak
Child - Kintuk
Peasant - Kauer
Farmer - Vhinfer
Slave - Skervus
Fighter/Warrior/Invader - Grakkir
Mercenary - Grakner
Ambassador - Bottum
Swamplish - Warkenkrthrish
Water - Wark
Fire - Frak
Snow - Snok
Alcohol - Frakwark
Word - Work
Add - Ak
Remove/Get rid of - Rok
Metal - Melik
Armor - Guzmelik
Weapon - Grakkar
Key - Kek
Ghost - Gursk
Drugs - Enkfanir
More - Akro
Less - Rokro
Frakgrak - Burn/To burn
Color - Kola
Red - Rod
Orange - Olikua
Yellow - Yelv
Green - Gronk
Blue - Blaur
Purple - Pilap
Brown - Braue
White - Wabuk
Black - Balk
Earth - Enkrth
Swamp - Warkenkrthland
Kingdom - Kenko
Aedwin - Warkland
Hallengard - Snokland
Greenfields - Gronkfelds
Lauchette - Olikualand
Ghost Kingdom - Gursk Kenko
Forest - Fokst
Farm - Vhinf
Home/House - Domal
Gay - Gonk
Erotic Roleplay - Spodz
Rape - Rake
=== Numbers ===
First - Kirz
Second - Kenzo
Third - Kork
Fourth - Kirv
One - Kon
Two - Dku
Three - Riek
Four - Kouw
Five - Kiff
Six - Kecks
Seven - Zevelk
Eight - Kayt
Nine - Binj
Ten - Ki
Eleven - Ki unk kon
Twelve - Ki unk dku
Twenty - Kidku
Twenty-one - Kidku unk kon
Thirty - Kiriek
Forty - Kikouw
Fifty - Kikiff
Sixty - Kikecks
Seventy - Kivelt
Eighty - Kikayt
Ninety - Kibinj
One hundred - Ken
One hundred and one - Ken unk kon
Two hundred - Kendku
Three hundred - Kenriek
Thousand - Kenkar
One thousand and one - Kenkar unk kon
Two thousand - Kenkarken
Ten thousand - Ki Kenkar
One hundred thousand - Ken Kenkar
One million - Kenkar Kenkar
A lot - Iyirka
A little - Inirka
*I'm not defining above one million.
*Only Ki, Ken, and Kenkar will be used.
*Word out the numbers and translate them into numbers. It gets harder the higher you go, much like a swampman would be able to count.
*For example, you may say "Three million two hundred and twenty thousand four hundred and seventy-one" by saying Kenkar Kenkariek unk Ki Kenkardku unk kidku unk Kenkouw unk kivelt unk kon. The underlined parts are separating the million, from one hundred thousand, to hundreds, to tens.
*I'm not doing negative numbers because swampmen are dumb.
*Example - Five hundred and two - Kenkiff unk dku
*Example - Two thousand three hundred and forty-four - Kenkardku Kenriek unk Kikouw unk kouw
*Example - One million and two - Kenkar Kenkar unk dku
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