Read 'em and Weep/Blurb

The Blurb version of this episode was released on April 28, 2015 on the official Mondo site.
==Overview==
* BlurB!
* You know this one is going to be scary because of the font
* Fun Fact: Toothy is a novelist in real life. He uses the pen name Edger Allen Poe
* He sells more books in the woods than he does online
* Cub never learned to read but is good at faking it
* I don't want to call Pop cheap
* But there isn't a better word, so I have to
* Booketarian: (n) I person who doesn't read anything with a face
* Pop keeps a dead scarecrow on the lawn to keep dead birds away
* Reading to kids is beneficial to their learning later in life
* seriously, that's actually true
* Unless you read them the book of the dead.
* That will actually do more harm than good
* Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning
* There are some happy sailors out there
* Dead birds fall at night, sailors delight. Dead fall birds at morning, sailors take warning
* Tomorrow is shaping up to be a GREAT day to sail
* For the record, I didn't realize how many birds fly around at night
* Seriously, that's a lot of birds just in that one area
* Glowing lights under your bed are best ignored
* Told you
* Pop is famous for his breakfast
* Animal Fact 1: Bear cubs don't react well with portals to Hell
* Animal Fact 2: They don't like eggs
* Animal Fact 3: They REALLY don't like eggs
* Animal Fact 4: You get the point
* Inter Dimensional Demon Fact: They love Girl Scout Cookies
* and Girl Scouts
* Safety Tip: Under the kitchen sink is the most dangerous place in the house
* more so if a demon finds you there.
* In another episode, Cub was pulled through the kitchen sink
* now he's doing the pulling
* Circle of life
* Demons need to eat 800lbs of flesh from the living to maintain their ideal body weight
* This is a rotary phone. Ask your Grandparents what they were like
* Lumpy was ordained via the Internet using ePreacher
* Lumpy bought the hat and collar with his own money so this kind of ticks him off
* Pop loves these flowers more than Cub
* the flowers still die every week though
* Lumpy is actually doing well because this was JUST like his ePreacher final exam
* Lumpy actually comes through!
* I think Cub will be just
* Fun Fact: Pop isn't a good father
* Still a red sky! Get the boat ready!
* Epilogue: With this new found experience, Lumpy moved to Japan and became a huge movie star!
* Pop went on to kill the flowers
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