Cockynoob666's way to do Coc guide, The noobie way...WIP

Hello! I don't know why you are here but it is most likely that you came here by mistake. It is also likely that you are a noob. Well, I am, too. I'm the greatest noob, though. Here is my guide on how to play clash of clans... THE NOOBIE WAY
(disclaimer: some of what I'm gonna say here has a bit of humor however most things should be taken seriously) 
(Note: this guide starts at town hall level 7 as I believe town hall 7 is when clash of clans really starts, also I’m assuming you are not rushed and have approximately 3 builders) 
So you have upgraded to town hall 7 and are excited for the new features this town hall has to offer. If it looks overwhelming, don't worry, we will cover all you need to know, as well as tips and tricks to build bases, attack better and be a better player in general. It’s my job to make sure you become a better player by following this guide.
== Part 1: The Beginning ==
Th7 FAQs: What do I get first? What is dark elixir? DEFENSES THAT ARE ALSO TRAPS WHAT IS THIS CRAZY STUFF? WHAT IS THE BARBARIAN KING? 
The questions above are likely questions that you have when going to town hall 7 and that's okay. This means you want to be dedicated to Clash of Clans and I will help with that. First off the two most important things are dark elixir and getting started.
So you have just reached town hall 7 from a max town hall 6. The first things you should do are purchase the 4th army camp for 250 elixir and upgrade your laboratory. This will give you the capacity to train larger armies and also grant you the ability to make those armies stronger. Now, about said elixir, upgrade your freaking pumps and mines, it's a no brainer, (duh) free loot, it's FREE LOOT!, now that you did said things, now get your dark elixir drill. this is because for some reason, someone at Supercell decided the town hall can store dark elixir at town hall 7, the first town hall that has access to dark elixir, for some reason... The town hall can hold 2,500 dark elixir which is not enough to get the barbarian king (mentioned above). After you get the drill, build the dark elixir storage. It is relatively inexpensive and you can hold enough elixir (12,500) to build the barbarian king altar. ok now you did that, GET YOUR OTHER BUILDINGS AND LEVEL THEM UP TO THE MAX OF THE LAST TOWN HALL now that you did that, your ready for town hall 7! concider yourself proud but be careful as you go up farther to the game, competion is gonna get tougher and only tougher so you must be ready no matter what 
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