Once More Dystopia/Transcript

(The episode begins at the place where “Clash Of Couples” [as in, the in-universe show] is played, where TwoBrains and Pesron stand to the left of the host, and Candle Man and Mystic stand to the right of him)
Everyone: CANDLE MAN! MYSTIC! BREAK UP! BREAK UP!
Mystic: No! Never!
Everyone: BREAK UP! BREAK UP!! BREAK UP!!!
Candle Man: NO FLIPPING WAY YOU CAN MAKE US BREAK UP!
Candle Man and Mystic: WE’LL NEVER BREAK UP! WE’RE STAYING A COUPLE FOR GOOD!
Everyone: All right. You two asked for it!
(Everyone, except for the host, TwoBrains, and Pesron, run at Candle Man and Mystic and attack them)
Mystic: NOT THIS TIME! (Tries to fly out, but someone from the crowd grabs her and holds her back, pushing her to the ground)
Candle Man: OH COME ON, CAN’T YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE ME AND MYSTIC BE? (Creates a fire wall but some of the attackers are inside it)
Candle Man: AAAAARGH!
Host: And we got… not a break up, but instead an ATTACK OF GREAT INSANITY!
Mystic: I guess we're doomed…
Candle Man: Wait, I had that shockwave two years ago… (tries to use it but it does not work) Okay, now we're doomed…
(It looks like Mystic and Candle Man are about to be brutally murdered, but it turns out to be a nightmare as Candle Man wakes up from the trauma)
Candle Man: Ugh, that stupid show gave me nightmares… not gonna be in it, watch it, or do anything about it ever again! (grabs Teddy Mouse) As for my inanimate pet… WHY DID YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FROM MY BED?!
(Cue theme song. After that, the scene cuts to the morning with the Main 4 in the dining room having breakfast, with Candle Man complaining about his nightmare.)
Candle Man: And then we would’ve been killed by several people if it wasn’t just a nightmare!
Limefong: Ugh, you told us about your nightmare six times already!
Mystic: Yeah, and when the actual thing happened we weren’t attacked!
Candle Man: (stuffs his whole breakfast into his mouth) Ugh… (runs up into his room at the speed of light)
Shaduck: Well, that was quick…
(cuts to Candle Man’s room)
Candle Man: (hiding under his bed) Ugh, the nightmares still haunt me…!
(Cuts to the Spammers’ lair where Whickey, Kitchen, Gyux and Luis are talking)
Whickey: Despite our constant failure, Wikia will totally be destroyed, regardless of whether those Candle Friends want it or not!
Kitchen: Didn’t UCP already try that before?
Whickey: Yes, but he failed! We, however, are going to succeed! IN YOUR FACE, CANDLE FLIPS!
Dyaboy: (Holding a screen as he and Maps walk to the other Spammers) Hey, guys! Yesterday, Maps gave me this genius idea that I could put a hidden camera into the Candle Friends’ house so we can see whatever they are doing!
Kitchen: But how are we gonna actually see-
Dyaboy: (shows her and the others the screen) Through this screen.
Gyux: wertzrewsdfgzht5r4e3wdtgzhtre3wrtzhjuztrert (Subtitles: “Huh? I can’t see anything through that screen.”)
Kitchen: Ugh, why was Gyux born unable to say anything but gibberish? Also, he meant “wertzrewsdfgzht5r4e3wdtgzhtre3wrtzhjuztrert” as in, he can’t see anything on the screen.
Luis: It doesn’t seem to be turned on. It still doesn’t either.
Maps: Oh, flip. (Turns the screen on and it shows the living room) Now it is.
Whickey: None of those stupid idiots are on-screen!
Kitchen: Ugh…
(As they continue walking back to the lair, Whickey steps on something. It turns out to be a piece of the hypno gun)
Whickey: Hm, looks like part of a hypno gun. I heard UCP had one of those back when he attempted to rule Wikia.
Maps: I believe it was destroyed by someone.
Kitchen: Well, we can use the hypno gun in our plan to make Wikia as big of a mess as UCP did back then!
Dyaboy: But how…? UCP might have needed it due to being alone, but I think six people is enough this time.
Maps: The more people we have planning to destroy Wikia, the more chaos will come.
Dyaboy: Yeah, good point.
Whickey: What Maps said.
Luis: Dyaboy, maybe you can repair the hypno gun. You still can too. Woo hoo!
Dyaboy: Sounds good, mind if you assist me, My Mappy Friend?
Maps: Sure thing.
Dyaboy: You find the other pieces and I will attach them.
(Cue Gyux giving Dyaboy a glue bottle.)
Gyux: ertrewertgr3rtgtre (subtitles: “There ya go.”)
Dyaboy: I’m not sure what you said but… thanks, I guess? (Grabs the glue bottle) Actually, I think I need real tools…
Whickey: While you two are looking for the hypno gun pieces, we’re going to spy on the Candle Friends through the screen.
(The screen shows Candle Man walking to the living room.)
Luis: The candle head is there. He still is too. Woo hoo!
(However, walking in the direction of the camera, Candle Man notices it)
Candle Man: (on the screen) Huh?
Kitchen: Oh god, he noticed the camera!
(Cuts to the Candle House)
Candle Man: Who put that camera over there? Last time I checked, it wasn't there!
(The other Candle Friends run up to him.)
Shaduck: What camera? I don't see any-
(Candle Man points at the camera)
Shaduck: Oh well, that wasn't me.
Mystic: It probably was, knowing you...
Shaduck: NO, IT WASN'T!
Limefong: Wasn't me either.
Mystic: Well, why would I randomly put a camera there?
Shaduck: Because it's like you to do that!
Candle Man: Ugh, (now from the screen) let's just jump to the conclusion that it wasn't any of us.
Whickey: Gah! His conclusion ruined it!
Luis: But they haven’t concluded that we did it. They still haven’t. Woo hoo.
Kitchen: I guess it means we can still destroy the town of Wikia and succeed unlike that idiotic... whatever he was…
Gyux: rtzuzwashjhe4fghgtrewedfghjeweh (Subtitles: “Speaking of which, when will Dyaboy and Maps come back?”)
(Suddenly, Dyaboy and Maps come back)
Kitchen: Oh hey, you two! Gyux just asked when you two will come back!
Whickey: So, how’s the repairing of UCP’s old hypno gun going?
Dyaboy: Perfectly!
(Dyaboy shows them the hypno gun, looking exactly the same as in Candle Man’s War Story, but this time it’s sparkling, signifying the fact it just got repaired.)
Whickey, Kitchen, and Luis: Wow!
Gyux: wertutew3ejkurw3ert! (subtitles: “Wow!”)
Maps: I know, right? Now, let’s check what UCP did back then.
Kitchen: But how?
Maps: Uhhh… (Shows a photo of the frame in CMWS where UCP accidentally spills MediaWiki by pushing it without noticing, on her phone) Well… this photo might help us!
Whickey: Let’s spill MediaWiki, then.
(Whickey puts the screen he was holding on a table, as he and the other Spammers walk out of the lair. Cuts back to the Candle House, where everyone but Candle Man are yelling at each other suspecting each other, with Candle Man being seemingly annoyed with it)
Limefong: No, it wasn’t me!
Mystic: It was probably Shaduck!
Shaduck: It wasn’t me, it was one of you guys!
Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong: (to each other) GIVE ME PROOF IT WASN’T YOU!
Candle Man: STOP ARGUING!
Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong: (stop arguing) Sorry…
Candle Man: It wasn’t any of us, okay? We need to find out who was, though!
(Mystic proceeds to put on a detective hat, as Shaduck looks over at her)
Shaduck: Really, Mystic?
Mystic: I read a fair amount of mystery books, so shut up and let me wear a hat for once.
Candle Man: Sooo… are we finding out or what?
(Cuts to the Spammers sneakily walking)
Luis: So where are we going…? Just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.
Whickey: To the castle of the King and Queen, that’s where MediaWiki is duh!
(Candle Man looks out the window for a second and notices the Spammers.)
Candle Man: Uhh, guys… come here for a sec!
Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong: (walk to the window too) What is it?
Candle Man: (Points at the Spammers) I can see the Spammers over there! Let’s see what those sneaky foxes are up to this time!
Limefong: Jeah! I mean, they could be up to anything, and we need to find out what it is before something goes horribly wrong!
Candle Man: Well, time to light it up!
(The Main 4, with Candle Man holding the frying pan, spy on the Spammers in a similar way CM spied on UCP in Candle Man’s War Story)
Shaduck: I think they’re walking to the castle…
Candle Man: Oh god…
Kitchen: This plan of ours is so flawless, I can already see us succeeding, even though we haven’t even begun our plan!
Mystic: Yep, they are planning something, alright...
(Cue the Spammers about to enter Wikia Castle.)
Whickey: Hold up! We need to distract the King and Queen first! ...one way or another…
(The other Spammers destroy one of the other rooms so that the King and Queen have to clean up the mess.)
Whickey: Good move..
(They see the King and Queen heading to the other room.)
Dyaboy: Done! Now, let’s go to the room with MediaWiki in it!
(The Main 4 are shown hiding behind a tree that is near the castle.)
Candle Man: Did he just say “MediaWiki”...?
Shaduck: Seems like it… wait, what?
(The Spammers go into the room with MediaWiki and Wanda in it.)
Whickey: Oh… I can already see the two most important objects of the pathetic town that is Wikia!
(The Main 4 are shown peeking through the door of the room.)
Mystic: Why not use your Candle Vision, Candle Man…?
Candle Man: Great idea! CANDLE VISION!
(Candle Vision activates.)
Candle Man: (The view is now through his perspective) They’re heading right towards MediaWiki! We need to stop them!
(Candle Man de-activates his Candle Vision as he and his teammates walk into the room, spying on the Spammers.)
Mystic: It’s just like when you were skeptical of UCP.
Candle Man: Yeah! I remember when we were unsure whether he was a good guy or a bad guy, and I decided to find out!
(He turns around to find out that Mystic appeared to have left.)
Candle Man: What the flip? Where is she?!
(Candle Man gets smacked by Mystic, who is invisible.)
Mystic: I didn’t leave, I’m just invisible, it's a thing I got from my mother.
Shaduck: Ugh, why does she have a superpower only I am supposed to have? (he turns invisible as well.)
Candle Man: But what about me and Lime? How are we supposed to disguise ourselves?!
Limefong: Guys! This isn’t the time for us to be chatterboxes! (Points at the Spammers who are very close to reaching MediaWiki.)
Candle Man: Oh come on, it’s just a short conversa-(turns around to see the Spammers.) Oh.
Limefong: We shouldn’t care about disguises, let’s just prevent them from reaching MediaWiki!
Candle Man: Let’s reveal ourselves, then!
(Shaduck and Mystic come out of invisible mode.)
Whickey: (Is about to grab MediaWiki.) YES!
(Candle Man runs in front of him at the speed of light, blocking Whickey’s way at just the right second.)
Candle Man: OH NO YOU DON’T! Shaduck, Limefong, hold him down!
(They do so.)
Shaduck: We have you now!
Kitchen: I don’t think so! You might’ve held Whickey down but it seems like you forgot about the five of us, Candle Flips!
Candle Man: Ah! Mystic, stop them!
Mystic: Nah, I think I’ll leave these guys to handle them.
(Cue The Mystic Stars taking them out before leaving as Mystic uses the Mystix Wand to stun the Spammers.)
Mystic: And now I made them unable to move!
(She has her eyes looking like a galaxy before going back to normal.)
Candle Man: Great!
Shaduck: Though can you explain what the flip was with your eyes?!
Mystic: What about them?
Candle Man: Ya’know, how for a brief moment your eyes were...galax-ified...what’s with that?
Mystic: Oh you mean this?
(Her eyes go to that state again.)
Limefong: Why were your eyes like that?
Mystic: Oh, because I’m the only member out of my family who can do that.. Mom said it was a defect, or something like that.
(While Mystic is talking, Candle Man notices that the Spammers are flashing)
Candle Man: Uh, guys…?
Mystic: Oh don’t worry, it's just the stun effect fading..oh wait…
(The stun effect is off.)
Whickey: WE’RE BACK!
Candle Man: No!
(Candle Man creates a firewall that blocks the Spammers from getting away and reaching MediaWiki.)
Mystic: (Who’s flashing much like the Spammers did. Her eyes are in the galaxy state again) We have you trapped, so whatcha you going to do about it?
(However, Maps is not in the fire wall.)
Maps: HAHA! I’M NOT IN THAT STUPID FIRE WALL OF YOURS!
(Maps grabs MediaWiki and takes off running.)
Whickey: YES, MAPS! DO IT!
Maps: Okay!
(Maps spills MediaWiki everywhere.)
Maps: And in case you want to fix the mess with Wanda… no.
(To the Candle Friends’ surprise, Maps snatches Wanda and runs out of the room.)
Luis: I am so proud of Maps. I still am too. Woo hoo!
Mystic: Well, I guess I have a reason to use this now, but in the meantime, see ya!
(Mystic teleports out of the room as Shaduck is seen annoyed.)
Shaduck: SCREW YOU MYSTIC, BAILING ON US!
Candle Man: MYSTIC, COME BACK RIGHT THIS SECOND! YOU CAN’T JUST BAIL ON US AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT TO TELEPORT AWAY!
(Cuts to Mystic, who is revealed to have just been using her teleporting ability to chase after Maps. She continues flashing.)
Mystic: You’re not going anywhere, Maps!
Maps: Are you sure about that, you broken light?
(Maps shows Mystic Wanda.)
Maps: With the power of Wanda I can prevent you from blocking my way!
(Maps uses Wanda to teleport Mystic right back to her teammates.)
Maps: Yay!
(Maps continues to run away, then runs out of the castle and runs to her and the other Spammers’ lair.)
Maps: I think this wand’ll be safe here…
(Scene cuts back to the Candle Friends, as Mystic falls right on top of Limefong)
Limefong: GEEZ, YOU’RE HEAVY!
Mystic: Drat!
Candle Man: Also, WHERE WERE YOU?!
Mystic: I tried to prevent Maps from running away, duh!
(Her eyes start flashing faster. Candle Man and Shaduck cover their eyes to prevent going blind.)
Mystic: But she managed to escape anyway due to that stupid Wanda being with her!
Shaduck: Okay, I know you're trying to help, but what is with the flashing effect? It’s hurting my eyes!
(Cuts to the Spammers [except for Maps, who escaped] still trapped in the fire wall.)
Whickey: LET ME OUT!
Kitchen: WE CAN’T JUST BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!
Candle Man: Oh, sure you can! And you will!
Gyux: wtjhu34jk34jke4trhj (Subtitles: “YOU MUST LET US OUT OF HERE BECAUSE I SAID SO!”)
Candle Man: Did you just say “Limefong secretly chokes when we aren’t looking”? (Limefong gives Candle Man a bruh face due to this.) Anyway, will you stop trying to destroy Wikia?
Luis: No, we will not! We still won’t either! Woo hoo!
Dyaboy: (Gasps) You might have trapped us in this stupid fire wall of yours, Candle Manchild, but… did you forget that MediaWiki is a big glass of liquid? And that Maps just spilled it?
Candle Man: Oh boy…
Dyaboy: Yep, the typical “water kills fire” logic!
(Cue MediaWiki reaching the fire wall and dousing it.)
Whickey: (He and the other Spammers begin to run off) Double thanks, Maps, for freeing us without even knowing!
(They run out of the room as the Candle Friends just stand there before Shaduck proceeds to kick a trash can in anger.)
Shaduck: GREAT, NOW WHAT?!
Limefong: How bout we have a moment to think about how we are going to solve this mess!
Shaduck: And about whatever Mystic is hiding from us with her flashy selffff…
(They notice that her whole body looks like a galaxy as the flashing has stopped, the only thing that’s normal is her eye color.)
Shaduck: ...Mystic, what are you hiding from us?!! First the flash stuff, and now this!
(No response from her as she starts to sweat.)
Candle Man: It’s okay, Mystic, don’t be embarrassed about it! Tell us!
Mystic: (She appears normal as she has her eyes closed) No, I’m fine.
Shaduck: DARN!
Candle Man: Yay! But...why are your eyes shut?
Mystic: Because I rather not look at you guys...or anything for that matter..
Shaduck: ARE YOU CALLING US UGLY?!?!
Mystic: No...why would I think that?
Candle Man: Then why don’t you open your beautiful eyes?
Limefong: Jeah, it doesn’t make any sense for you to just close them out of the blue! Come on, you can tell us!
Mystic: Do you guys mind that it might end up destroying your hearing and maybe cause you guys to be blind?
Candle Man: Uhhh...what do you mean by that?
Mystic: (She opens her eyes, the pupils completely blacked out as the other’s mouths hang open) I rather not...use that just yet….
Candle Man: M-M-Mystic?! What the flip, where are those beautiful purple eyes?!
Limefong: They look so soulless now!
Shaduck: Like Mystic herself..
Candle Man: Hey!
Mystic: Well, I might have been keeping a secret from you guys for as long...as we met.
Candle Man: But why would you hide something from us as long as you have?!
Mystic: And even right this moment, I’m still keeping it to you since I know how...deadly...it is..
Limefong: Oh come on, Mystic, surely it's not that bad!
Mystic: I destroyed a whole planet using it...
(The three gasp.)
Candle Man: WHAT?!
(Suddenly, a piece of the ceiling almost falls on the four.)
Candle Man, Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong: Ahh!
Candle Man: Oh flip, here we go again...
(Mystic holds the ceiling up using her telekinesis, projecting a light purple glow against it.)
Limefong: Gee, thanks Mystic!
(Cuts to the Spammers - minus Maps - running into their lair.)
Whickey: It was worth it, and will be!
(They walk in as Maps notices them.)
Maps: Oh, hey, guys! Come inside!
(They do so as they watch the destruction, which is starting to go down.)
Whickey: Ah, what a wonderful sight it is, seeing destruction happen.
(The other Spammers nod in agreement. The camera pans over the destruction. Pesron and TwoBrains are huddling underneath a strong table, Kellie is sweeping up rubble, and Baghead is looking with his hands on his head in shock and fear.)
Baghead: Not again!
(The scene cuts back to the Main 4. Mystic has decided to try and avoid the others as they try and talk Mystic down about what she’s hiding.)
Candle Man: PLEASE MYSTIC, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, WE WANT TO KNOW!
Mystic: No, the power I’m holding back is too dangerous for you guys to handle, I don’t want to use it without risking killing you guys!
Candle Man: You know how you are risking killing us, and yourself too? BY TELLING US ABOUT THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN FALLING APART!
(As Mystic has gone silent, dead silent.)
Shaduck: MYSTIC, TALK TO US, SHOW US WHAT YOU ARE HIDING!
Mystic: Well...I love you guys too much to have you guys die because of me! You are the first real friends I ever had, and I don’t want you guys dead because of my own power!
Shaduck: Aw, that’s nice!
Mystic: Wasn’t talking to you! I was talking to Candle Man and Lime!
Candle Man: UGH, WHY?
Limefong: Wait… Mystic just gave me an idea!
Candle Man: She did? What is it?
Limefong: Since that thing of hers can cost our lives, maybe we can find a way to prevent us from dying from that power!
Mystic: Whatever you guys try and do to yourselves, it's not going to help, I’ll most likely die myself.
Shaduck: I think I now know why your parents wanted you dead, because you are nothing more than a danger to the whole universe!
Limefong: Also, I have another idea! What if we use that thing against the Spammers?
Candle Man: So that they can be dead, that’s brilliant!
Shaduck: Yeah, and we also have Mystic dead as well!
(Limefong and Candle Man stare at Shaduck over this, in absolute shock over this comment about their teammate.)
Candle Man: W-why would you say such a thing about her?!
Shaduck: It's obvious she’s too dangerous to be left alive, so why bother having her alive anyway? She said that she’ll most likely die when using that thing!
Mystic: (As she is starting to struggle to keep her power in check as her voice starts becoming raspy.) I never said I would actually die….I just said...I could have a chance of survival..like I did when I used that power on that...planet.
Limefong: It really sounds like you're trying to keep it in, Mystic, isn't that a risk for your life?
Mystic: It is...but I’ve done it before.
(Seeing his girlfriend struggle makes Candle Man start to worry for Mystic’s life, as she struggles to even stand up right. The walls start to crack.)
Candle Man: Oh great, this place is about to collapse, we oughta get out of here, NOW!
(As they start running out, Mystic tries to catch up with the rest of them, but is behind as Candle Man looks behind him to see Mystic.)
Candle Man: Mystic, are you okay?
Mystic: No...not at all...the power...is starting to affect my life..just...leave me here..
Candle Man: NO! You aren’t dying now!
(Candle Man picks her up. He catches up to Limefong and Shaduck as the ceiling behind them starts to collapse.)
Candle Man: And neither are we!
(Candle Man grabs Limefong and Shaduck as well as Mystic, and runs out of the castle at the speed of light, as the castle proceeds to collapse. They had escaped just in time.)
Candle Man: We made it!
(The King and Queen walk up to the Main 4.)
King: Uh, guys, do you have any idea WHY THE CASTLE IS COLLAPSING?
Limefong: Jeah, it’s because the stupid Spammers spilled MediaWiki!
(Then the King and Queen notice Mystic’s struggle as the Mystix Wand falls out of her hold.)
Mystic: Can’t keep it in any longer….if I do, I’m going to be dead..
Shaduck: Well, release what you have hiding in there! C’mon Mystic, stop holding back!
Limefong: Jeah!
(Mystic looks at Candle Man, Shaduck and Limefong.)
Mystic: But...what about you guys?
Candle Man: The most important thing right now is how you’re alive, and not die due to this power strain! By the way, if you don’t want us to die, then look in the other direction so we won’t be affected!
Mystic:...this power of mine, makes me..what you would call, a supernova.
Limefong: As in the explosion?
Mystic: Yes….like that, but it's not what you think…it's so powerful, I can easily not only destroy a planet, but…
Candle Man: But what?
Mystic: A galaxy...it’s so strong that I can destroy a galaxy using it, and I believe that’s the reason why my parents wanted me to be killed.
Shaduck: Well, it's no brainer, they want you dead because you’re too powerful and too dangerous, if you want to die, I’ll gladly kill yo-
Candle Man: NO! Just...NO! She may be a danger to the universe, but she’s still precious and deserves to live!
(When he looks back at Mystic, he finds out that Mystic had teleported away in order to keep her friends safe from being in the center of her releasing it. The scene cuts to the center of Wikia, where Mystic is seen standing on top of the center and the tallest building as she watches the town collapse around her.)
Mystic: They want me to live, I’ll do it…
(Cue the Candle Friends running up to the bottom of the building.)
Candle Man: MYSTIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Shaduck: Isn’t it obvious, she’s ending herself for the safety of the universe!
Limefong: If she's doing that, why are these multi colored orbs flying towards her?
Candle Man: Ugh, why do we have to worry about two things today?
(As Mystic starts absorbing them, her power level goes higher than the max, and when they are all gone, Mystic’s power level is so high that she goes into critical max and ends up causing a massive supernova-like explosion. This explosion also sends a blinding light across Wika and pauses the destruction and everything else. She is killed during the process of the Galaxia Supernova, then her body is seen falling. Candle Man looks alarmed. Everything unpauses as the light fades out.)
Candle Man: DON’T WORRY MY MYSTICAL, WE’LL CATCH YOU!
(As they attempt to catch Mystic, they end up bumping into each other. Mystic is turning into stardust during the fall, but Candle Man manages to catch Mystic, but she’s nothing more than the stardust. Candle Man looks at Mystic’s stardust in absolute horror.)
Candle Man: S-s-she was right, the power was strong enough to k-k-kill her...and now….she’s dead…
Shaduck: Now what..do we party because she’s gone?
Candle Man: NO! That is the absolute worst thing to do when your galactic girlfriend dies! Besides, I don’t treat your girlfriend like this for absolutely no reason! (Tears starting to form) Oh Mystic, I would have preferred you dying from the power overtaking you then dying like this!
(He looks at Shaduck who is actually dancing over Mystic’s death, and Candle Man is seen angry over Shaduck’s reaction to his girlfriend’s death and kicks him in the nuts.)
Candle Man: (Still in tears) That’s what you get for being such a jerk to my precious Mystical…
(Candle Man breaks down completely.)
Limefong: You know she will eventually come back to life, CM?
Candle Man: And who knows when that will be, given how she was killed! Actually, I want her back now! HURRY UP MYSTIC!
Limefong: You can’t just force her to come back to life. That’s not how it worked when UCP killed her!
Candle Man: I DON’T CARE! I JUST WANT HER BACK!
Limefong: Calm down, she’ll come back eventually...
Shaduck: BUT WHY?!
Limefong: First, let’s take care of the mess at hand! Who knows, by the time everything goes back to normal, she’ll be back!
Candle Man: I rather just stay here and wait for her!
Shaduck: No! You're coming with us, no matter if you like it or not!
Candle Man: BUT WWWHHYYY?!
Limefong: Because we said so!
Candle Man: NO! I AM NOT GOING TO KICK THE SPAMMERS’ BUTTS!
Shaduck: Not even for eggplants and an alive Mystic?
Candle Man: If it means Mystic is going to be revived… then YES!
(Cue Candle Man running off to the Spammers’ lair at the speed of light as Shaduck looks over at the stardust.)
Shaduck: I wish I could set that shiny stuff on fire…
(Limefong groans as the scene cuts to the Spammers, who have watched Mystic using the Galaxia Supernova. They are heard laughing.)
Whickey: Oh boy, Candle Man must be so upset seeing his girlfriend explode like that, and that even caused all the buildings to be completely destroyed!
Candle Man: (offscreen) I am upset, not only for Mystic’s death, so I believe the best option is to take my anger out on all of you!
The Spammers: WHAT?!
Candle Man: That’s right, prepare to be burned to dust, you absolute monsters!
Maps: COME ON, FELLOW SPAMMERS, LET’S MAKE IT SO HE IS THE ONE BEING TURNED TO DUST! (Pulls out Wanda but Candle Man quickly snatches it due to his super speed)
Candle Man: Well, you can’t. As for Wanda… TIME FOR THE TOWN TO GO BACK TO NORMAL, AND FOR MYSTIC TO COME BACK TO LIFE!!!
(The town goes back to normal and all destroyed buildings and cracks on buildings also get fixed. The rubble Kellie swept out goes back to normal, TwoBrains and Pesron climb out from underneath the table, and Baghead again looks around, with his arms relaxed at his side.)
Baghead: Oh, never mind.
(However, despite everything, Mystic isn’t revived. Shaduck and Limefong look at the restored Wikia.)
Shaduck: Wow, he actually did it...everything is back to normal!
Limefong: But Mystic isn’t revived…so everything is almost normal.
Shaduck: It’s even more normal than it was before all this mess happened, if that’s the case!
(Scene cuts back to the lair, where Candle Man is seen, his flame larger than before as the Spammers are cornered to a wall.)
Whickey: Please don’t hurt us, we won’t try and destroy Wikia again!
Candle Man: Oh I’ll make sure it doesn’t!
Kitchen: Leave us be!
Candle Man: NO! I’M NEVER LEAVING YOU SIX BE! As for your fate… from one owner of this lair to another!
Whickey: (Confused) I’m not sure what that meant…
Candle Man: By “another owner of this lair”, I meant ALL SIX OF YOU!
Luis: What do you mean by that “one owner”? Just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo.
Candle Man: UCP, GOSH DARN IT! NOW PREPARE TO BECOME DUST DUE TO THE HORRIBLE THINGS YOU’VE DONE TO THIS TOWN!
(He raises his hands as his flame grows even larger. The Spammers huddle together in fear. Candle Man looks like he’s about to kill them all... but then pauses. Seeing their fear, his flame grows gradually smaller, and eventually goes back to normal, aborting what was going to be the Spammers’ fate. He sighs.)
Candle Man: I’m sorry. I can’t kill you guys. If there is one thing I’ve learned these last two years, it’s that life should preserved. We’ll just take you to jail.
(The Spammers’ are shocked.)
Kitchen: ...Wow. I didn’t expect you to keep us alive. Thank you, Candle Man. Buuuut...
(Luis steps forward and shows his hands.)
Kitchen: Never hesitate.
(Luis Force-pushes Candle Man high in the air, and he lands next to Mystic’s stardust.)
Candle Man: UGH! At least I landed near to my friends…and my precious...Mystical..WHY DID WANDA NOT AFFECT HER?! I CAN’T POSSIBLY ACCEPT THAT MYSTIC DIES LIKE THIS, I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
(Cue Candle Man getting hit on the head from the Mystix Wand being thrown at him)
Candle Man: Ow! What the… Oh, it's the Mystix Wand! I can use it to bring my precious Mystical back!
Shaduck: I will not allow you!
Candle Man: OF COURSE YOU WILL! AS FOR MYSTIC, COME BACK TO LIFE!
(Candle Man uses the Mystix Wand to revive Mystic, who has the Galaxy eyes before they flick back to normal.)
Mystic: Ugh...I feel a bit hazy....
Candle Man: YAY, YOU’RE BACK! (Hugs Mystic) Please, promise to me you’ll never die after the occurance of an explosion ever again!
Mystic: What explosion? And what are you talking about?!
Candle Man: What do you mean “what are you talking about”? You literally exploded into stardust!
Mystic: Sorry...it’s just me having a headache and my memory’s a bit fuzzy.
Candle Man: Well, while you were dead, I snatched Wanda away from the Spammers and made the town go back to normal. Just wanted you to know.
Mystic: Good, at least this is...all over.
(Mystic then proceeds to fall asleep while in Candle Man’s arms as he blushes.)
Candle Man: But who threw the wand at me?
(He turns around and sees Judy, who winks before walking away.)
Candle Man: Let’s just go home… I’ve had enough adventure for one day, and it appears Mystic has too.
(They walk off towards the sun, which has begun to set.)
Candle Man: And the Sun is so beautiful too… hold up, what happened to finding out who put that camera in our hou-
(The episode ends.)
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