Thenamesh

thenamesh (pronounced h), known colloquially as H, is a 2000-year-old Spanish man posing as a TWOWer in the TWOW community. He is a notorious furry who is very public about his affiliation with the furry community, much to the big happiness of the rest of the TWOW community.
thenamesh joined the community at the start of Season 9 of Dark's MiniTWOW Society and rose to fame after largely being ridiculed for being cucked by ACN with a soap response.
== Minecraft Legacy ==
h cracked minecraft like the illegal pirate he is. He is also a professional god at Minecraft Hunger Games. He is also working for Mojang, as their Office Helicopter.
== thenamesh's MiniTWOW ==
H is known for hosting various MiniTWOWs on his server, the most notable instance of which involved him inventing Fortnite by hosting Battle Royale TWOW.
== thenameshelicopter ==
After being in the community for a while, h was proven to be a helicopter landing pad. It was also proven that he is, in fact, an actual 21st century schizoid man. [citation not needed]
== Family ==
H is Robby's dad. He is also the son of Robert E. O. Speedwagon. He is suspected of physically and emotionally abusing Robby. Robby was once adopted by TieTiePerson but he was kidnapped the day after by h, and so he is trapped with h forever.
== Megalovania Roulette ==
thenamesh has competed in Megalovania Roulette twice, coming out as a loser both times. On both occasions, his bet was to pose as a furry, accompanied with exaggerated speech for a few days at a time. It has been proven that he staged these bets in order to satisfy his sexual desires.
== Early Childhood ==
Thenu Messa, born in 1980 in Egypt, he is the son of Robert E. O. Speedwagon, heir of house Speed King. He was born in a wealthy family of 57.
From an early age, Thenu started to show promisory signs of autism, from his habit of performing the sand dance along with the old paintings on the tomb, until he did it too quick, making them fall like a domino. He would also never tell his parents who was on the phone with him, at all times.
On July 14th, 1985 he invented soap and was very proud of the idea until he found out that he hates showering in the rain. And so he threw this idea out of the window (which he stole from his local dad) and went on with his life.
On January 1st, 1987, Thenu and his parents were travelling in a fighter combie, on a hippie trail, their heads full of zombies, until they met a strange lady, who asked them "Do you come from a land down under?", and Thenu's parents responded with "Can't you hear the thunder?".
On June 4th, 1989, he was involved in the event in Tiananmen Square where nothing out of the usual happened. He witnessed nothing from the Chinese soldiers doing absolutely nothing. To this day, he thinks of that period where nothing happened in the square.
Recently, on October 25th, 2019, Namesh died from a viagra overdose. He will be remembered for being having a big fat cock.
== Future Career ==
After the September Glicko he took a big L from Kitten and Nerd. He than suffered tragic pain from the L :pensive:
== Trivia ==
* thenamesh lacks a funny bone, as it was converted into an unfunny bone during TWOW: THE DRAGON QUEST round 2 reviews by the response "Tell jokes. Its funny bone laughs so hard, it crumbles!".
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