List of the times somebody says "That's what she said"

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# 	Episode 	Speaker 	Straight line
2.02-1	Sexual Harassment 	Michael 	Jim: "No thanks, I'm good."
2.02-2	Sexual Harassment 	Michael 	Pam: "My mother's coming."
2.02-3	Sexual Harassment 	Michael 	Jim: "Wow, that is really hard.""You really think you can go all day long?""Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling..."
2.10 	Christmas Party 	Michael 	Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
2.12-1	The Injury 	Dwight 	Doctor: "Does the skin look red and swollen?"
2.12-2	The Injury* 	Michael 	Oscar: "You should put butter on it."
2.17 	Dwight's Speech 	Michael 	Dwight eats grapes.
2.21 	Conflict Resolution 	Jim 	Angela: "You already did me."
3.01 	Gay Witch Hunt 	Michael 	Himself: "Put this matter to bed."
3.03 	The Convention# 	Michael 	Jan: "I can't stay on top of you 24/7."
3.05 	Initiation* 	Stanley 	Michael: "They taste so good in my mouth."
3.10 	A Benihana Christmas 	Michael 	Waitress whispers in his ear.
3.12 	Traveling Salesmen 	Dwight 	Michael: "I want you to think about it long and hard."
3.18-1	Cocktails 	Michael 	Jan: "Let's just blow this party off."
3.18-2	Cocktails 	Jan 	Herself: "Why is this so hard?"
3.21 	Product Recall 	Michael 	Himself: "I need two men on this."
3.23 	Beach Games* 	Everybody except Michael	Michael: "Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily."
4.02 	Dunder Mifflin Infinity	Michael 	Himself: "Can you make that straighter?"
4.02 	Dunder Mifflin Infinity	Michael 	Himself: "That job looks hard."
4.02 	Dunder Mifflin Infinity	Michael 	Himself: "You should put your mouth on that."
4.04 	Money 	Michael 	Himself: "And up comes the toolbar."
4.07-1	Survivor Man 	Michael 	Himself: "That's what I said."
4.07-2	Survivor Man 	Jim 	Michael: "I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard."
4.08-1	The Deposition 	Michael 	Himself: "Come again?"
4.08-1	The Deposition 	Michael 	Lawyer: "And you were directly under her the entire time?" (2×)
4.08-2	The Deposition 	Stenographer 	Reading back Michael's testimony.
4.09-2	Dinner Party 	Michael 	Jan: "Well, you are hardly my first!"
4.12 	Did I Stutter? 	Michael 	Dwight: "Force it in as deep as you can."
4.14 	Goodbye, Toby# 	Michael 	Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up."
5.01 	Weight Loss# 	Jim 	Dwight: "Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."
5.01 	Weight Loss* 	Michael 	Jim: "It's gonna be tight."
5.04 	Crime Aid 	Michael 	Himself: "It squeaks when you bang it."
5.05 	Employee Transfer 	Michael 	Holly: "Don't make it harder than it needs to be."
5.06 	Customer Survey 	Pam 	Kelly: "Dwight, get out of my nook!"
5.13 	Stress Relief^ 	Michael 	Himself: "Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?"
5.16 	Golden Ticket 	Dwight 	David Wallace: "This is huge."
5.25 	Café Disco# 	Michael 	Himself: "I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you."
6.02 	The Meeting 	Michael 	Jim: "Instead you screwed me."
6.03 	The Delivery 	Michael 	Jim: "Put it away."
6.20 	New Leads 	Michael and Darryl 	Darryl: "You need to get back on top."
6.23 	Body Language^ 	Oscar 	Michael: "Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!"
6.26 	Whistleblower 	Michael 	Michael: "Get it up. That's what..."
7.03 	Andy's Play# 	Michael 	Michael: "I can't, Andy. It's too hard."
7.06 	Costume Contest 	Dwight 	Dwight: "The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth."
7.08 	Viewing Party 	Michael 	Gabe: "Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be."
7.09 	WUPHF.com^ 	Michael 	Himself: "Oscar is my queen. That's easy, gimme a hard one."
7.14 	The Seminar 	David Brent 	Himself: "Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself."
7.16 	PDA 	Holly 	Herself: "I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work."
7.22 	Goodbye, Michael 	Michael 	Himself: "This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest."
9.05 	Here Comes Treble 	Creed 	Clark: "There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths."
9.26 	Finale 	Michael 	Dwight: "Michael, I can't believe you came."
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Times somebody says "That's what she said"
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