Homophobic Dave's Raided Page Memorial Because It's Simply Too Funny To Be Erased From Existence

==Warning before heading into this==
This is and still currently is a raided page from someone, we do not know who but we are left to assume its the man himself, HOMOPHOBIC DAVE please be careful as there are nsfw copypastas instore.
==Description==
Gus is too professional to just suck cock. He's a sensual and passionate lover. He probably has a sex room hidden away in his house where even his closest and most trusted security can't find it. Stylish, but not excessive. Rustic dark wood walls, barn wood floor, queen sized bed with velvet pillows, and a small coyote fur rug in the middle. Before the action happens, he asks his lovers to wait while he sets up the scene. He dims the lights, sets up some candles, and puts on some calming piano jazz. Then, he lets him in and that's where the magic happens. They disrobe while passionately kissing. Gus pushes them onto the bed and lays gentle kisses down their body until he reaches their cock. When he sucks cock, he doesn't give that "sloppy toppy." That's too messy. He embraces it, lovingly. He kisses it and licks it, slowly and seductively. Once he sees that they're close to the edge, he takes his mouth away from his cock and begins jerking them until they cum. He doesn't like to swallow or take facials.
==Personality==
=AITA for shooting my little brother in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun?=
My little brother was sitting on his Xbox playing Fortnite when all of a sudden he screamed the f slur twelve times and didn't have a pass, so I went into my alcoholic stepdad's room while he was sleeping on the couch and grabbed his shotgun from the unlocked gun safe and shot my little brother in the face. I need answers fast because I'm going to court tomorrow and they'll definitely listen to people on the internet
==Biography==
My god Glen Quagmire is so sexy,I want to tickle is cock and watch as he moans.I want him to suck me off while I lick his massive chin,I want him to penetrate my asshole with his 15 inch cock.I wanna suck his cock as he tickles my back.I want him and his friends to gangbang me,he would feel the best of course.I DONT CARE IF ITS GAY ITS FINE BRO QUAGMIRE IS SO FUCKING SEXY AND I JUST WANT HIM TO FUCK ME IN VERY HOLE AND MOAN,HE MAKES ME SO HARD AND I JUST WANT HIM TO CUM IN EVERY HOLE IN MY BODY.I DO NOT CARE IF HE ISNT REAL I WILL FUCK HIM SOMEHOW
==Relationships==
Holy shit no one cares.
==Gallery==
==Trivia==
*you don't understand how bad I want Spades Slick from Homestuck to absolutely RAIL THE SHIT out of me, filling me up with his red-tinted cream. I would give him my life savings just for him to take off his clothes, and use me like a fucking dish rag. every time I see Spades Slick my cock starts throbbing like a heartbeat, god he's so fucking ho