Being Evil

==Being Evil==
Being Evil is the fourth SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show short.
==Plot==
We learn what it's like to be evil as we follow a day in the life of Man Ray.
==Transcript==
Setting: Man Ray’s Secret Lair
Man Ray: [Hits head against table] Why?! Why?! The one million dollars could have been mine! How could I just let it slip away from me?! I’m a failure!
Mermaid Man: Do you have any sevens?
Man Ray: Go fish.
Barnacle Boy: Well, would you look at the time. We have to go. [Exits the room]
Man Ray: I need to get my game face on! I’ll prove to them all, that I’m not a failure! They’ll see! They’ll all see!
Mermaid Man: [Enters the room] I left my jacket. [Grabs jacket and exits the room as if he hadn’t overheard Man Ray]
Setting: Bikini Bottom Bank
Mermaid Man: [Walks up to the entrance and imagines himself robbing into the bank]
Setting: Bikini Bottom Bank [Man Ray’s Imagination]
Man Ray: [Enters bank] This is a robbery! Nobody move!
Setting: Bikini Bottom Bank
Man Ray: How about I try a different approach.  [Enters the Bank]
Teller: Welcome to Bikini Bottom Bank; how may I help you?
Man Ray: I’d like to withdraw from my account.
Teller: May I see your ID, sir?
Man Ray: I’ve got it right here! [Hands the teller a threatening note]
Teller: What’s this? [Attempts to read the poorly written note] I’m sorry sir; I can’t read this.
Man Ray: [Sighs and takes back the note] You know what, forget about it. I was never here. [Exits the bank]
Teller: I think that we were being robbed. Oh, well.
Setting: Retirement Home
Mermaid Man: [Turns on the television] No. [Changes channel] No. [Changes channel]
[Opening theme for SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is heard in the background]
Mermaid Man: No [Changes channel]
TV Announcer: Here we have the teller, during the time of this horrific incident. [Puts microphone up to teller] Tell us exactly what happened.
Teller: Well, he walked into the bank with a ray gun. He said that he was going to blow us all to bit’s unless we gave him all the money in the vault.
Barnacle Boy: [Gasps] Probably some kid goofing off.
TV Announcer: Any last words?
Teller: Well, I would just like to say- [Begins fake crying] that I’m thankful that I survived. [Wipes tear away from his eye]
Police Officer: [Carries Man Ray away]
Man Ray: No! I didn’t do it! That’s only how it happened in my imagination! He’s lying!
Mermaid Man: And I thought that he had finally changed. [Changes channel]
The End
==Trivia==
*Man Ray was innocent.
Category:Shorts