Cranes and Claws

This is about a Claw machine.
== Transcript ==
* [Sally is walking down a street. When she notices a quarter, she picks it up]
* Sally: Hey, It's my lucky day! [She sees a Weight Machine nearby. She Inserts the coin in and it goes out of control, blasting a pocket of quarters out. She Finally Puts all of them in a small bag.]
* [Later, at an arcade]
* The Pink Panther: Bring it in, baby. Happy vending!
* Sally: All right, all right. What should I play first?
* Crazy-Legs Crane: [pointing to the Prize Claw] My Favorite Game!
* Sally: You mean the Prize Claw?
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Yep! [So, Sally puts a coin in machine and moves claw] Oh, boy, what fun. [claw almost pulls out a dinosaur]
* Prize Claw: You lose!
* Sally: [Suddenly goes berserk] Did you see that? I almost got that on my first try!
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Have Fun! [walks away]
* Rerun: Well, why don't I give it a try? [as he pulls out the quarter and puts it in the machine]
* Sally: Haha, good luck. You'll…
* Prize Claw: Winner!
* Rerun: It's a pig! I'm gonna call you Piggy.
* Sally: Hmph, beginner's luck. Now it's the master's turn. [puts another coin in and grabs a penguin. She mashes a button that says "Grab" but the claw drops the penguin]
* Prize Claw: Loser!
* Rerun: Wow, Sally, you flipped him over. [as Sally looks at Rerun] That takes an awful amount of skill.
* Sally: Well, thank you for saying so.
* Rerun: Don't worry, Piggy, I'll get you a friend. [enters a coin in Prize Claw]
* Sally: Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again…
* Prize Claw: Winner!
* Rerun: There ya go, Piggy. [shows a Orange Fox]
* Sally: Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.
* Rerun: Wow, thanks for your help, Sally. [walks off]
* Sally: Hmph. I bet I win at this thing the very next time I try. Now all I have to do is not falling for that malarkey.
* Rerun: [Prize Claw makes the sound of a winner. Rerun walks by with a rabbit from Prize Claw] Heidi. [she sighs as Prize Claw makes the sound of a winner. Rerun walks by with a cat from Prize Claw] Jasper. [he sighs again as Prize Claw makes the sound of a winner. Rerun walks by with a boy from Prize Claw] Mammy! [At a tea party] Okay, Heidi, order up. Piggy cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so proud. [Back at the Arcade]
* Sally: I Need to win.
* Narrator: All Quarters Later…
* Prize Claw: You lose!
* Sally: [Faces up and Screams] AAUGH!! I CAN'T WIN!
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Why not you buy something from a vending machine.
* Sally: No.
* Crazy-Legs Crane: What? Why?
* Sally: Because I'm all out of MONEY!! And Because of that, I'm going home.
* Crazy-Legs Crane: Come Back another time.
* Sally: [At Her Home, She sits on her couch and sighs] A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. [tries to pick up the remote but every time she tries, she fails because of the claw coming into his mind. That Night in bed] You've had a rough day, Sallie. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. [tries to pull her covers but she can't because of the claw coming into her mind] Aaugh!! [she shivers for a few seconds, gets up and then tries to pick up the glass of water by her bed but drops it and breaks it] I gotta win that claw! [she runs through her closet door and gets the piggy bank, which cries a teardrop. He then runs to the Arcade. Later, Charlie Brown enters the Arcade and freaks out at what he sees when she enters] Just once! Please, oh, please, let me win one time!
* Charlie: Sally, I think you have a problem.
* Linus: No, he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Sally. You keep playing until you win! [takes out all the quarters that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket] What's this?
* Sally: The deed to my house.
* Linus: Okey-dokey, then. Carry on.
* Sally: [facing up] If I can just win once, I'd never play again!
* Charlie Brown: Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine?
* Sally: [gasps] You have a secret Charlie Brown?
* Charlie Brown: Mm-hmm.
* Sally: Tell me the secret.
* Charlie Brown: Are you ready to be a winner?
* Sally: Yes.
* Charlie Brown: Okay, Sally, okay. Face the claw. Deposit the quarter. Then close your eyes.
* Sally: Okay. [she puts the quarter in the machine]
* Charlie Brown: Now be the claw. [while Charlie is telling her this, Sally is playing the game] Be the claw. Be the claw. Be the claw.
* Prize Claw: Winner!
* Sally: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it! [laughs] I'm a winner!
* Charlie Brown: You're a winner!
* Sally: I am a winner, aren't I? [jumps up and down] Winner, winner, winner! [twirls] Wiiiiiinner! [Sally goes into Crazy-Legs Crane, with her unicorn] I'm... a winner.
* Crazy-Legs Crane: That's great. With an Awesome Unicorn!
* [At a Construction Site]
* Handy: You know this guy?
* Snoopy: Yeah, that's Sally. He's got the magic touch. [pokes the construction worker] Ding. [Sally knocks a explosive pinata storage building over with the wrecking ball; a sign reads "Pinata Storage". Handy is Horrified by the destruction] Tada! [notices the mess] Ah! Sally, open your eyes!
* Sally: [opens eyes] Oh, uhh, be the Baboo. Be the Sweet Baboo. [can't control Wrecking Ball; she whacks the workers with a beam] Look out, Snoopy! I can't stop! [vehicle chases after Snoopy & Handy.] Be the Baboo. Be the Baboo. Be the Baboo. Okay, don't be the Baboo! Don't be the Baboo! [They run in terror into a dungeon. The Vehicle spins around fast and heads towards the dungeon and as Handy and Snoopy duck, Sally destroys it]
* Black Knight: [Opens his head] What the?!
* Sally: Oh, my. Ohhh, my. Uhh... Time to go, Corny. [She Runs off]
* Handy: Just where do you think you're going, wrecking blonde? 
* Snoopy: Hang on, buddy. I got ya. [They Chase her]
THE END
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