Alone Again, Natura-Diddily/Quotes

:Reverend Lovejoy: In many ways Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catch phrases or comical accents.
:Groundskeeper Willie: Aye.
:Horatio McCallister: Yargh.
:Jonathan Frink, Jr: Oh glay-vin! Why glay-vin?
:Reverend Lovejoy: But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there...and we thought she always would be. My friends, life is about change. Just yesterday Apu was a lonely bachelor.
: Cuts to Apu with Manjula and the Octuplets.
:Apu: Yes. Thank god those days are over.
:Reverend Lovejoy: And the Van Houtens were enjoying a storybook marriage.
: Cuts to Kirk Van Houten near Luann and Pyro.
:Kirk: Yeah. Lots of storybooks have witches.
:Pyro: Shut up, Kirk!
:Kirk: Sorry.
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:Moe: Look, Ned, I know we haven’t hung out much, what with your insane fear of drinking and me being banned from the church and all but eh, that Maude, she was really something.
:Ned: Oh, wasn't she? Thank you Moe, I appreciate that.
:Moe: I really mean it though, If it was you that died, I would have been on her so fast!
:Ned: What are you saying!?
:Moe: What, nothing, she was hot, what? you can't take a compliment?
:Ned: Hot? You Monster!
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:Marge: It's hard to believe we're never going to see Maude again.
:Homer: And poor Ned didn't get a chance to say goodbye. Well, from now on, I'm never going to let you leave the room without telling you how much I love you, and how truly special... This is really eating up a lot of time. Maybe just a pat on the butt.
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:Homer: Hey, t-shirt, t-shirt, t-shirt, t-shirt!
:Female Cheerleader: Fire.
:[Maude is coming back to her seat with some hot dogs]
:Homer: Ooh, look! A bobby pin!
:[Homer bends down]
:[Maude gets shot with the t-shirt guns and falls off the top of the speedway's bleachers]
:Ned: (gasps), Maude?
:[Ned rushes to see what happened while Dr. Hibbert checks Maude's pulse]
:Dr. Hibbert: Oh my Lord, she's dead!
:Ned: (gasps, moans)
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:Bart: Why are you taping Flanders, dad?
:Homer: You'll see. [he chuckles]
:Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
:Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't.
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:Homer: So, how you doin', Ned?
:Ned: Oh, it's been a hard couple of months but I feel like I've turned a corner.
:Homer: Well, that's gonna change, thanks to this tape!
:Ned: Tape?
:Homer: Now the audio needs some tweaking and there's some footage of Maggie being born that I couldn't get rid of. Anyway, enjoy.
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:Chief Wiggum: Oh, I would date Ned in a second if I was a woman, or gay. He looks like a cuddler, that Ned. I-I like that. I like to be held, I like to be...pampered. [looks off dreamily as alarms and gunshots are heard behind him]
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:Maude: I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.
:Brandine: Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park next to my parents?
:Cletus: Now, honey, they're my parents too!
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:Female Cheerleader: Who wants a free t-shirt?
:Moe: Me! Me!
:Marge: I do! I do! Wait, no I don't.
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:[A shirtless Homer is begging the racetrack cheerleaders to give him a free T-shirt.]
:Homer: I need a shirt! Gimme a shirt!
:Ralph Wiggum: Mommy has bosoms like that!
:Chief Wiggum: [sarcastically] Yeah, I wish.
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:Homer: That's right, Ned. Those floozies we married in Vegas were crazy about you!
:Marge: What floozies? What are you talk-
:Homer: (interrupts) Marge, we're trying to help Ned!
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