Sassy Hardwrench

Sassy Hardwrench is a goblin quest giver at the KTC Headquarters in Bilgewater Port, then later on the Lost Isles. Sassy herself is an important quest giver throughout the Goblin starting zone experience, providing many quests throughout Kezan and the Lost Isles. As such, she plays an important role in the story throughout the zone in supporting her boss/former boss ((the player character)) as he/she works to rescue the Goblins from the Isles. She first appears as "Your Executive Assistant" whilst on Kezan, a title which changes to "Your Former Executive Assistant" whilst exploring the Lost Isles.
After the goblin starting quests are finished, she subsequently appears at Hardwrench Hideaway in Cape of Stranglethorn.
==Locations==
==Quests==
;Kezan
*Taking Care of Business 
*Kaja'Cola (quest) 
*Megs in Marketing 
*Do it Yourself 
*Give Sassy the_News 
*Life of the Party 
*Pirate Party Crashers 
*The Uninvited Guest (quest) 
*A Bazillion Macaroons?! 
*The Great Bank Heist 
*447 
*Life Savings (quest) 
;Lost Isles
*Goblin Escape Pods 
*Get Our Stuff Back! 
*Help Wanted (quest) 
*Capturing the Unknown , *Orcs Can Write? 
*The Enemy of My Enemy (Lost_Isles) 
*Farewell, For Now 
*Up, Up & Away! 
*Get Back to Town 
*Oomlot Dealt With 
*Up the Volcano 
*Volcanoth! 
*Old Friends 
*Mine Disposal, the Goblin Way 
*The Pride of Kezan 
*The Warchief Wants You 
*The Slave Pits 
*She Loves Me, She Loves Me NOT! / *What Kind of Name is Candy, Anyway? 
*Final Confrontation 
*Victory! 
;Cape of Stranglethorn
*Warchief's Command: The Cape of Stranglethorn!
*Akiris by the Bundle
*Chabal (quest)
*If They're Just Going to Leave Them Lying Around...
*It's You!!
*Mixmaster Jasper (quest)
*There's Somebody Out There Who Wants It
*Above My Pay Grade
==Quotes==
===On-click===
;Greetings
*Great to see ya!
*I'm all ears, boss.
*Somethin' on your mind?
*What's happenin'?
;Farewell
*Always got more to do.
*Come on, we got money to make!
*Let's get back to work.
*You need anything, you come to me.
===Gossip===
;Kezan
:Hey there, boss. I trust that you're enjoying your new promotion?
:We all think that you're the one who's going to finally be able to replace that stinky ol' Gallywix and take the title of Trade <Prince/Princess>. But you didn't hear that from me!
:We have a lot to do and very little time. Hope you're ready!
;After Give Sassy the News
:It's your big coming out party. We'll make you a Trade <Prince/Princess> yet, <name>!
:Get out there and strut your stuff!
;Shipwreck Shore
Marooned! Blasted to bits by the Alliance and stranded on some island in the middle of who-knows-where?!
Business as usual, right, <name>?
;Town-In-A-Box
:Great work getting this place going, <name>!
;Hardwrench Hideaway
Welcome to Hardwrench Hideaway!
Looking to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life? You've come to the right place!
Want to witness the marvels of Azeroth's famous jungle firsthand? Look no further!
Shopping for some freshly pumped bio-fuel or weapons-grade mineral ores? Then you've come to the right place, <class>!
;Hardwrench Hideaway, to goblins
Hey, boss.
;During Heritage of Kezan
*Well if you aren't a sight for sore eyes!
*I know how to get the job done. You need something found? I can find anything for a price!
*I'm not in the business of trusting other goblins, but I'll always make an exception for you, <name>!
*We've come a long, long way from our early days together in Kezan, <name>.
==Names==
*She was known as Sassy Hardhearted in the earliest demos.
*A joke post was placed at Applecidermage.com declaring that insider information revealed Sassy as the new Warchief.
==Patch changes==
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==External links==
Category:Goblin characters
Category:Bilgewater Cartel
Category:Quest givers
Category:Kezan NPCs
Category:Lost Isles NPCs
Category:Cape of Stranglethorn NPCs