The Graceful Maid

The maid: Certainly not, kind Sir! I am here but to clean your chambers."
Knight Rolan: "Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?"
The maid: "I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor maid."
Knight Rolan: "So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such a well-shaped behind."
The maid: "You embarrass me, Sir!"
Kngiht Rolan: "Fear not, you are safe here with me."
The maid: "I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not."
Knight Rolan: "Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my lance."
The maid: "But this lance is huge! It could take me all night!"
Knight Rolan: "Plenty of time, my sweet, plenty of time."
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