NED

Welcome boys and girls to my GRUESOME GAME OF "WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE"!  In this show, FIENDS shall PUT A SPIN ON THINGS, by making the wheel go FESTER AND FESTER ha-ha-ha.  But, here's another part of the show that should be called THE PRICE IS FRIGHT, which I call...
The Summer-breeze blew through the oaks out, in the forest of northern-Washington, back in June, 1972 one day.  A teenage boy shot three arrows on an achery range within the woods at Camp Oak Tree.  He laughed and saw a teenage girl walk his way.  "Did you see those shots I made just now, Tracy?" he asked her.  "Yes I did.  Very good, Ned" Tracy replied, smiling.  "Thanks" Ned said and he and Tracy kissed.  "I love you" Ned told Tracy.  
Later on, Ned, Tracy and another teenager were painting a fence together.  "Hey, Ned, uh, can you please go get another can of paint?  I had it over by the archery range!" the other teenager asked him.  "Yeah sure, Andy" he answered, running over to the range.  He picked up the can of yellow pant and suddenly was struck by an arrow in the heart and fell to the ground, dead.  
The following day, Andy and Tracy were sitting on the bank of a pond, tossing stones into the water.  "Do you think Camp Oak Tree will be all ready for the kids next week Andy?" Tracy asked.  "Yes babe" he replied and they kissed.  It soon began to lightly rain and Tracy and Andy went into one of the cabins together.  They kissed again and Tracy said, "oh, let me get my umbrella Andy in case it pours out".  "Alright" he said and she walked out.  
Andy sat down at a table and suddenly an arrow was rammed into his neck, causing him to slump over, dead.  Tracy returned with an umbrella and screamed, finding Andy's dead body.  Then she caught sight of Ned standing there.  He was a phantom, with white, curly-hair that shined, and his ghostly-face glowed-white, with his dead, ghostly-flesh a sickening-green.  The specter stood in his red shorts, brown sandals and red t-shirt, glaring at Tracy with his glowing-eyes of white.  "Tracy, you and Andy planned to kill me, because you were cheating on me with him.  Well, I plunged an arrow into his neck for shooting one into my chest babe!" the ghost of Ned said in a raspy-voice.  Tracy screamed, as Ned's spirit shot an arrow into her forehead, killing her, then vanished laughing.  
Heh-Heh, talk about an ARROW-HEAD eh, Kiddies?  Even as a ghost, Ned had GOOD SHOOTING KILLS and still got INTO THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.  He really gave Andy a PAIN IN THE NECK, giving him the POINT hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!