Lifetime (TV network) Schedule April 16, 2005

11:00 am		Head 2 Toe 	Dan and Shari (N) 	Dan & Shari - For two struggling stand-up comics having no sense of style is no joke. Shari is a girl in guys clothing in a need of a little feminine glamour. Dan is a sloppy loveable mess with lots of charm but a wardrobe that is nothing to laugh about. Can Dan and Shari clean up their acts and transform eachother into sensational, spectacular looking stars!? Starring: Tanika Ray   [CC] [TV-G NONE]
11:00 am		Head 2 Toe 	Dan and Shari (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		Head 2 Toe 	Jennifer and Diana (N) 	Jennifer & Diana- Jennifer and Diana are sisters with drastically different styles. Diana is a mother of four and when she's not wearing maternity clothes, she wears muu muus. A successful Real Estate Agent, Little sister Jennifer has nothing but buttoned-up business suits in her closet. Diana plans to create a new style for Jennifer that tells the world "she's hot, she's sexy and she's SINGLE!!" Jennifer says it's time this muu-muu wearing mama wore something form fitting, even though she just had a baby 2 weeks ago! Starring: Tanika Ray   [CC] [TV-G NONE]
11:30 am		Head 2 Toe 	Jennifer and Diana (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 117 • “Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom”	When Blanche's doctor tells her that she needs a pacemaker, Blanche tells the girls that she isn't going to have sex anymore because she is afraid that she won't be able to reach the heights of passion she once did. Robert Culp and Peter Michael Goetz guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Robert Culp, Peter Michael Goetz   [CC] [TV-PG D]
12:00 pm		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 117 • “Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom”	
 		 	 	
12:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	"72 Hours" 	After Rose receives a letter from the hospital where she had gallbladder surgery stating she might have been exposed to blood containing HIV antibodies, she has to go in for an AIDS test. Once the test is completed, the girls try to comfort Rose while she nervously waits for the test results. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
12:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	"72 Hours" 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Family of Strangers 	 	A woman discovers that she is adopted when she is diagnosed with a life-threatening illness and must research her biological background. Her adopted father is distraught when she goes to find her biological mother and learns that her biological mother's pregnancy was an act of rape. Starring: Patty Duke, William Shatner, Melissa Gilbert   [CC] [TV-14 NONE]
1:00 pm 		Family of Strangers 	 	
 		 	 	
3:00 pm 		Change of Heart 	 	Elaine and Jim Marshall are the perfect American family with a thriving business, a beautiful home and two loving children, but after returning from a weekend at their mountain cabin, Elaine detects a change in Joe's behavior and suspects that Jim is having an affair. To her shock and dismay, Elaine discovers that Jim is having an affair with another man. Starring: Jean Smart, John Terry   [CC] [TV-14 DL]
3:00 pm 		Change of Heart 	 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		What Makes a Family 	(N) 	The true story of a lesbian who must fight the parents of her deceased partner for custody of their child. Starring: Whoopi Goldberg, Brooke Shields, Anne Meara, Cherry Jones   [CC] [TV-14 D]
5:00 pm 		What Makes a Family 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Family Under Siege 	 	Three criminals terrorize a mother. One of them is a former schoolmate of her husband, a local contractor. They are held hostage and are forced to open the safe of Daniel's deceased father, which contains highly valued gold coins. Starring: Daniel Baldwin, Mel Harris, Cameron Bowen, Mindy Clarke, Derek Hamilton   [CC] [TV-PG V]
7:00 pm 		Family Under Siege 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Bastard Out of Carolina	 	As a mother and daughter from North Carolina struggle with poverty, their relationship is put to the test. They drift apart, but their pride and determination to triumph over painful obstacles eventually brings them together again. Starring: Jennifer Jason Leigh, Christina Ricci, Susan Traylor, Pat Hingle, Dermot Mulroney, Jena Malone, Ron Eldard, Diana Scarwid, Richard Todd Sullivan, Grace Zabriskie, Jamison Stewart, Michael Rooker, Glenne Headly, Lyle Lovett, Lindley Mayer, Anjelica Huston   [CC] [TV-14 LSV]
9:00 pm 		Bastard Out of Carolina	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Fractured" 	Andy treats a judge for hearing loss, which is revealed to be the result of pain medication abuse. After a string of elderly patients die under suspicious circumstances, Peter faces murder charges because of his views regarding the right to die. Andy's ex-husband Les shows up to find that she has moved on with her life and is dating Milo, who he fears will replace him in his daughters' affections. Lu's romance with Ben continues to blossom. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Tamera Mowry, Grant Show, Jobeth Williams, Richard Biggs, Charlotte Rae   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Fractured" 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Next Best Thing 	(N) 	A woman and her best friend, who is gay, accidentally have a child together. Five years later, she's fallen in love and wants to move away with the child, subsequently a nasty custody battle ensues. Starring: - Madonna, Rupert Everett, Lynn Redgrave, Michael Vartan, Neil Patrick Harris, Benjamin Bratt, Illeana Douglas, Josef Sommer, Stacy Edwards   [CC] [TV-14 DLS]
12:00 am		The Next Best Thing 	(N)