Steven Assanti

Steven John Assanti (born: December 2, 1981 [age ]) is a subject who appeared on My 600-Lb Life, who rose to infamy on the internet due to his narcissistic + sociopathic behaviors, health condition, and failure to recover from his obesity. He is a recurring character in George Soros: The Series, beginning in season 3. He weighs 1,128 pounds in the show.
His father, having enough of his bullshit, tricked him into going on a Pacific Island Cruise and threw him off the deck, which explains how and why he's in Bikini Bottom.
== Role in George Soros: The Series ==
He first appears in "SpongeBob Meets Steven Assanti" and becomes SpongeBob's third boyfriend in George Soros: The Series after Mark Dice (his second) and George Soros (his first). During his first sexual encounter with SpongeBob, Assanti accidentally crushes him and it is up to Mark Dice to save him from suffocation. In one episode, SpongeBob, George Soros, Mark Dice, Steven Assanti, and Patrick Star all took turns terrorizing Squidward, with Assanti's deadly fart causing him to faint! In "Tom Sawyer," he farted to the tune of the song of the same name in memory of the Rush drummer, Neil Peart. In "Poop Art," Assanti makes pictures of art with his diarrhea and feces.
== Personality ==
He's an obese, manipulative asshat who will scam anyone and everyone for money, free food, and pain medication. He once tried to beat up Mark Dice, but was punched by George Soros in the process. Another time, he farted on a kid who called him "fatass," which resulted in him getting arrested. However, he was too big to be prosecuted, so they instead labeled him as a sex offender. His farts smell wicked bad, and nobody should attempt to get near this sad excuse for a Bikini Bottomite.
== Miscellaneous ==
He has also had gay sex with Rick Wiles and is the mother of his son, Rick Wiles Jr. (See The Rick Wiles Chronicles). 
He acts as one of Patrick Star's enablers in "My 600-Lb Life (Patrick’s Story)". 
He has a brother named Justin who, quite frankly, isn't much better than Steven. 
==Gallery==
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Steven assanti falls.gif|Maybe it would've been a better idea if he drove, it's not like his arms aren't messed up...
Steven Assanti legs.png|...like his legs are
Steven Assanti TLC.png|Assanti's legs be lookin like the Elephants Foot from Chernobyl
SJAbedridden.png|Obese Steven Bedridden
Steven Assanti today.png|Steven Assanti today, looking a lot worse than you could ever imagine.
Modern Steven Assanti dancing.png|He's got the moves
Steven Assanti final form.png|New updated photo of Steven Assanti
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