Jiminy Cricket

Sir Jiminy H. Cricket is the Chief Lore Master and Keeper of the Tomes of the House. He is the foremost lore authority and teacher to all scribes of the Wiki.
He was the first that saw the terror of Chub and committed his atrocities to parchment and the first who beheld the glory of the Pile and wrote its first holy texts.
All he knows is immortalized in his teeny tiny journal, a mystical artifact capable of containing an infinity of information and, perhaps more amazingly, perfectly concealing spiral binding when seen without it being opened. Master writes in teeny tiny letters so he has to be real close to the page, like right there on it, right up on it, he can't see that well, he's near sighted.
Our master is old-school and doesn't actually input any of this information in the digital archives of this platform. He sees the virtuality of the digital facsimile as ephemeral and also he can't press down the keys on the keyboard despite his hoppin'. It was the initiative of his best apprentice, Nat the Wizard, to start this wiki so the masses of the House may access the great knowledge more conveniently.
== Apprenticeship ==
In order to forward the goal of preserving the lore more thoroughly, Master rounded up a bunch of hooligans in the proximity of the House, gave them robes and a lot of free time and instructed them in the proper ways to keep the any and all information relevant to the denizens of the House. It is said that he had actually been considered for the Seat of Knowledge, but instead passed it to his most precious pupil.
He is merciless but fair, with fear he commands respect and adoration alike. Category:Characters