Baby Shower Quotes

:Jim: Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor - and Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael, through...delusion.
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:Dwight: Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
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:Michael: When you first...became a baby-daddy, did you have...an immediate connection with that baby, like - the first time that you held it, did you find that...with your baby-baby?
:Darryl: Hell yeah!...You know why? Because that was my baby!
Category:Season 5 quotes