Diaries of the Antitheist

1/1/1890EHello Future Stot,First day of travel. We have Wagon. I'm not pushing, yay. I have no fireworks, boo. We have Paladin, boo. Paladin keeps trying to talk to Growley, boo. Overall rating, boo.<3,Past Stot--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
24/1/1890EOi, Future Stot.Found some Gods Botherers today. They are less annoying than Paladin. They are also less annoying than Highpriest. Unsure if Paladin is less annoying than Highpriest. Needs more thought. Shall update you.Sins doesn't like me. I made Growley roll around on his Wagon seat. I can't remember which happened first.XOXO,Past Stot.P.S. Don't eat the berries. They give you the runs.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1/2/1890EDear Future Stot,I have been stuck on Wagon with Paladin for a month. I hate Wagon. I hate Paladin. I don't list these in any particular order. Yesterday we lost Wagon. Today we almost lost Paladin. These are listed chronologically. Things are looking up. Also, DeeLazzKnee scares me. This is an unrelated point.Growley is the best. Paladin keeps ordering him around. I have to teach it to ignore Paladin. Or bite Paladin. Or both. Best Growley is Free Growley.Baby Gnomes are more fun than Old Gnomes. They must leak from their fun sack. Need to investigate more.That is all.Lots of love,Past Stot<3 <3P.S. You are still eating the berries. Stop it. Bad Stot.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2/2/1890EHello my number 2 green hero,Met some weirdos. And Treeman. And Spider.Wierdo is guarding Olegs house. Treeman sold me Troll Wax, will add to Chishas stash. Spider almost ate Paladin. So close. Maybe next time. Wonder what would have happened if I helped Spider. It sounded like Hairy would have liked it if I helped the spider.<3Past Stot--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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