The Disobedient Pillow

BASED ON A TRUE STORY with a boatload of 'udder' nonsense and this story is basically all inside jokes in our house.
== One-shot
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One day, a pillow named Billow decided to run off from its owner. It jumped into Specific Ocean, and Daddy had to chase it down with a hover-steamboat and a harpoon. Billow ran even faster than the boat. It literally beat a nuclear-powered steamboat with an harpoon! Daddy threw the harpoon at Billow, but it missed. Next, Daddy tried to shoot Billow with a taser. IT MISSED!!!! Then, Daddy called his alien-friend, Bob Smith, to take his UFO to try to catch Billow. But alas, it didn't work. They came across a water-breathing car who also had speed powers. Daddy yelled, "I'm trying to get my daughter's pillow, but it's running away. Can you help me?" The water-powered car said, "Sure, but whyis'the pillow running away??" Daddy replied, "Her brother scared it off by threatening to eat it." Tsunami, the car, "Why in tarnation would someone want to eat a pillow??" Daddy shrugged and said, "Beats me." Daddy used his secret ninja powers, and Tsunami obviously swam super-fast. But Billow escaped both, even Tsunami, and he pulled out a gun in fraustrating, but Daddy said, "No! I'm trying to return the stupid thing to my daughter, not totally annihalite the thing." Tsunami sighed and said, "I hate this pillow." Daddy looked down and murmured, "I'm starting to hate it too." Then he said outloud, "But if we destroy it, my daughter will not be happy to hear that a car exploded it into a pile of cotton. And then she'd kill you off in a story." Tsunami muttered, "Tough break." And then his girlfriend, Bobina (MY DAD'S CHOICE, NOT MINE) came along and said, "Tsunami? What's going on??" Tsunami replied sarcastically, "Just chasing a pillow; Nothing too weird." Bobina said, "I detect heavy sarcasm." Daddy replied, sarcastically as well, "No, I don't." Bobina rolled her eyes.Category:Literature
Category:Original Stories
Category:Fiction