Mario

Mario (also known as; sexyman69x, and broski by FM) is one of the three protagonists in the series.
==Personality==
Mario is a racist, sexist, narcissistic, homophobic, impulsive, anti-semitic, morbidly obese psychopath that causes trouble around the castle, causes trouble with his friends, and is generally a nuisance/threat to the world at large.
He is notable for having a love/hate relationship with SMG4 (and to a lesser extent; X.) He will regularly insult, maim, and attempt to murder them. However, it is made very clear throughout the series that the only person he genuinely hates is his brother Luigi, who he routinely kills and insults.
He is also FM's best friend, regularly joining up with him to cause mayhem, or to simply hang out. The rest of the cast, he seems to dislike or be indifferent to. He is willing to help Ruffman8890 train for his fight in "The Fight of All Time", and doesn't seem to mind. Actively encouraging him to shatter FM's balls with a baseball bat. He is also a close friend of Gonzales.
He will also gaslight and attempt to manipulate people as seen in the episode "Sh*tter Star", where he gaslights SMG4 unsuccessfully into thinking he bombed Japan.
As revealed in the episode Sexyman69x's (Sexy) Halloween Spectacular, he's also quite the trend hopper. And, is a talentless hack that is terrible at editing videos, and regularly makes mistakes in them. (Mistakes not limited to; showing pornographic images by accident, using the wrong footage, etc.)
==Appearances==
===2023===
*Favorite Foods (debut)
*The Sexiest Shopping Episode Ever
*The Fight of All Time (minor)
*Sh*tter Star
*Ouch, I've Been Shot!
*Possessed (By Mario) Castle
*Trash Haven
*Sexyman69x's (Sexy) Halloween Spectacular
===2024===
*Apath-itis
*Chinese Ghosts and Fat Italians
====Short Appearances====
*The Bird is = To or Greater Than the Word
==Deaths==
#The Bird is = To or Greater Than the Word - Shot immediately by SMG4 when he starts singing.
#The Fight of All Time - Commits suicide off-screen during a cutaway gag.
#Sexyman69x's (Sexy) Halloween Spectacular - Killed alongside SMG4 by Enzo.
#Apath-itis - Shot in the head by X, and buried off-screen.
==Trivia==
*His favorite food is Spaghetti.
*He has a flag dedicated to promoting his YouTube channel.
*He has a notable sex drive, to the point where he masturbates in front of SMG4 when they're both at risk of being killed.
**Revealed in the same episode, he also masturbates to burgers being assembled.
*He considers Pepsi one of the worst drinks ever made, regularly comparing drinking it to "Drinking Hitler's sweat."
*He has a costume that is an almost exact replica of X's outfit.
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