Bikini Rotten

Bikini Rotten is the first episode of the second season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 17th episode overall. It was written and directed by , and aired on June 27th, 2021 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[We begin with Patrick sleeping on money]
Patrick (sleeping): Ah…….songs…...many…..money…..aaaaah…..
SpongeBob: Patrick…..PATRICK! WAKE UP!
Patrick: Huh? What? What hour is it?
SpongeBob: Patrick, it’s almost July! Can’t we go on a vacation or something?
Patrick: I don’t know, I’m really busy with the whole, you know, being a musician thing. [his phone rings] Ugh, who is it-Mr. Krabs?!
SpongeBob: Woah, what’s he doing calling you?
Patrick: [picks up] Hello?
Mr. Krabs (on the phone): Hello Patrick….do you ever miss Bikini Bottom?
Patrick: Oh no, it’s way better here!
Mr. Krabs (on the phone): Uh, right, of course...well, you know, you are idolised here! The city’s now known worldwide for being your birthplace! So, how would you like to have a concert here, with the whole city yelling your name?
Patrick: That sounds awesome!
Mr. Krabs (on the phone): GREAT THEN! I’ll wait for you tomorrow. I’ll be charging people lots of money for this! [hangs up]
SpongeBob: Holy sea cow! I guess you’ll finally be going back to Bikini Bottom!
Patrick: Yep! The vacation you wanted!
SpongeBob: Um, actua-
Patrick: Time to go back to Bikini Bottom the same way we got here: stealing a boat!
SpongeBob: I really need to get my license. I need to tell Carl to babysit Gary!
Gary: I am not a baby.
[Cut to the entrance of Bikini Bottom, where Squidward appears on the road, holding a sign that says “no SpongeBob and Patrick”]
Squidward: Hopefully those nitwits are dumb enough to listen to this sign! I’ll just place it he-[SpongeBob and Patrick come driving into Bikini Bottom, running over Squidward]
SpongeBob: Was that Squidward?
Patrick: I don’t know, but I need to go to the bathroom. That looks like one! [stops the boat next to a stage] Now, where’s the door…
Mr. Krabs: [appears on the stage] Patrick! There you are! This is the stage where you will perform the concert!
Patrick: Uh, yeah, where’s the bathroom?
Mr. Krabs: There’s no time for you to go! The concert is starting in five minutes!
Patrick: FIVE MINUTES?! But people aren’t even here!
[Suddenly, a crowd of Bikini Bottomites appear, with some wearing shirts saying “I LOVE PATRICK STAR” and other merchandise of him]
Mr. Krabs: Correction, it starts now…...right after I ask everyone for money, in exchange for them living another day! [gets off the stage and goes to the crowd]
Patrick: DEAR NEPTUNE! SO MANY PEOPLE!
SpongeBob: Patrick! Calm down! You can do this! All of Bikini Bottom is here, in love with you!
Patrick: You’re right! Even Squidward must be there!
[Cut to Squidward in a hospital room, then cut back to Patrick]
Patrick: BIKINI BOTTOMITES! It is time for this concert to start!
Crowd: WOOOOOO!
[A montage starts of Patrick singing different songs he’s made since last season, and it ends with Patrick singing “I Wrote This Too”]
Patrick: And now, I will end this concert with my first song, the only one I wrote in this city, the one that started it all…...I Wrote This.
Crowd: WOOHOO!
[Patrick sings I Wrote This, as the crowd of Bikini Bottomites keeps cheering and screaming]
Patrick: [finishes singing, and stands there in disbelief as everyone chants his name. However, he has flashbacks of when he first made I Wrote This, and the reaction of every Bikini Bottomite, who despised the song. The flashbacks end, and he screams] AAAAAAARGH! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! ALL OF YOU IN THE CROWD, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, ARE NOTHING BUT FAAAAAAKE! I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST MADE THIS SONG, YOU ALL HATED IT! IT ALMOST KILLED YOU, AND NOW YOU ALL LOVE IT, JUST BECSUSE I’M FAMOUS! So yes, this city sucks! I love Kelp City, and Kelp City loves me! I hope someone bombs Bikini Bottom.
Mr. Krabs: I could do it for a good price-
Patrick: Shut. Come on SpongeBob, let’s hop back into our stolen boat and return HOME. [jumps into the stolen boat with SpongeBob, and they start driving away]
SpongeBob: Well, that sure was something!
Patrick: I need a break…..WAIT A MINUTE! I’ve got an idea! What if, for my break, and for your vacation, we didn’t actually go on vacation, but…….I BOUGHT A POOL!
SpongeBob: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! LET’S BUY ONE!
Patrick: Let’s just make sure Gary doesn’t drown in it.
SpongeBob: Yeah, I doubt he can swim.
[Cut to their apartment, where Gary is riding Carl as if he were a horse]
Gary: Bow to your king!
Carl: Meow.
[End.]
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