Oxi-Weegee

Oxi-Weegee is a synthetic chemical derived by combining Oxi-Clean with the Weegee Virus. It is a seemingly harmless white liquid, but eating it will have a 50% chance to cause you to ASPLODE, rewind time, ASPLODE again, rewind time, ASPLODE, and repeat that until the end of UnEternity, a 49% chance to give you unlimited power for 10 minutes, and a 1% chance to drop an M9. It cannot be destroyed. Hitting it will release a spray of violently explosive projectiles, dropping it down a hole will cause it to bounce back up, grow an appendage and slap you 15358e10x times, and cursing it will cause it to multiply by 1000000000. Suffice to say, this stuff is hella cursed.
== History ==
You already know Weegee made it, but how did he make it? Well you see, he turned on his brain and then hooked up the electricity from his brain being activated, then stuffed it into a corrosive lightbulb. A lightbulb which was made out of glass, and it began glowing as bright as hot lava since Weegee has electric motor generators in his calves going to his brain. He then placed the lightbulb above his head which gave him billions of ideas, however his legs then got eaten by his pet Weegee who hadn't been fed yet. It triggered a hypernova in his brain so he had to be reset. When he woke up the only thing he could remember was how to make Oxi-Weegee. So then he made it.
Category:Toxic chemicals
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Category:Weapons
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Category:Unsafe for adults
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