"Ty" Jokes

"Ty" jokes are puns on words that use the letters "ty" or the "tie" sound.
==Background==
Well, it's kind of an inside joke. 
There's this file that Sam named on the Xbox named "ty" that was made for unknown reasons. I LOVE TY!!!! So I started making puns with his name, and yea. 
==Here are the jokes!==
Q: what do you call a large cat with a blue striped shirt and a hat?
A: A TIger
Hunh. I wonder how exactly Ty was made. It was likely an unTImely accident.
Q: What did one person say to the other?
A: What TIme is it?
Q: Why did the marathon runner fail?
A: His shoes were unTIed.
Q: What's another word for a dangerous tropical storm?
A: a TYphoon
Q: What do you call "Ty" with a short vowel sound?
A: unTYpical
Some say that Ty is a baby because he walks around with a teddy bear, but he's not. It's just a stereoTYpe
Q: What do you call the act of online chatting about Ty?
A: TYping
Q: What's everyone's favorite dinosaur?
A: TYrannosaurus rex
Ty dreams of the day when he to go to his workplace as a lawyer and wear his suit and TIE
Q: What is the interior floor of Ty's house going to look like?
A: TIled
Q: What do you call a brand of litter made especially for Ty?
A: TIdy cats
Q; Where does Ty want to live when he grows up?
A: THAIland
Q: What do you call an awesome person that takes over by force? 
A: A TYrant
Q: What's the last thing Evelyn wants to hear from Ty?
A: You're not my TYpe
Q: What's Ty's history project about?
A: The TItanic
More coming!
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