The Story of Highguy34

It was a calm night in February, when the epic saga of the greatest retard there ever was took place — Highguy34 etched his name into history.
The following are actual excerpts, quotes and conversations that occurred in The Seven Kingdoms Discord Server.
*WARNING: The following contains extremely explicit language. Read at your own discretion.*
==Chapter I==
“Are that Jeffrey Epstein?” -Highguy34 in response to Rowon, who has a Jeffrey Epstein profile picture 
“Why is “Are that Jeffrey Epstein?” making me laugh so hard?” -Slyfulness
“Hey hey hey hey hey hey shut the fuck up your a fucking idiot fuck.” -Highguy34
Moments after Highguy34’s random outburst, a small group of people would begin trolling Highguy by copy pasting what he wrote, as well as making Epstein jokes. Little did they know Highguy34’s wrath knows no bounds, and the worst was only to come.
“You fucking idiots. You joke about Jeffrey Epstein. You fucking idiots.” -Highguy34
“highguy im gonna find you and rape you” -Rowon 
“What the fuck. What the fuck? What the fuck? What. The. Fuck.” -Highguy34
Moments after, it was apparent just how truly retarded Highguy34 was — and how entertaining trolling him would be. As such, dozens more people began trolling him.
==Chapter II==
“hey highguy i fucked ur mom” -DashTheMannis
“You watch animer shows, you dint fuck anyone.”-Highguy34
“what? shut up virgin” -DashTheMannis
“I just saw a cat run across the street. At night. Black Cat at bad night = bad luck (talking to a stupid fucjing animer)” -Highguy34
“shut your fucking mouth kid mic up” -DashTheMannis
“Hold the phone (the landline). I will be damned if a stpid little animer fucj tells me what to do.” -Highguy34
“Hey highguy, you said earlier you want to be king right? I am LC of KG. Duel me and win, I’ll give you the crown.” -BoomerBuckett
“I have a feeling you are not being that seriously because of youre stupid profile picture.” -Highguy34
“Sounds like you aren’t getting king.” -BoomerBuckett
“Youre profile picture is like when the chinaman takes a shit stupid.” -Highguy34
“oooo ur getting mad highguy calm down and we can talk later” -BoomerBuckett
“Fuck you stupid bitch I dint need a permissin slip from a stupid little white dog looking like a fucj in cat and a retarded ass animer fagot named Eric.”-Highguy34
“alright so take your pick boys. is highguy either:  
A foreigner.  
Mentally challenged.  
Really young.  
All of the above. 
take your picks.” -Venn_i
“Oh HA HA HA HA. You are so funny Venny. Not. I am born in Misery, USA, I am not a foreienger and I am mentally unchallenged. I am also 21.” -Highguy34
”he legit took like 4 minutes to type that 1 message” - Slyfulness
”i noticed that too” - Venn_i
“LOL THE GREAT STATE OF MISERY USA” -DivineEmpyreus
“You are strange person.” -Highguy34 to DivineEmpyreus
“Do you mean Missouri?” -NikolaiMaesterwyne
“He can’t even spell Missouri correctly.” -QuintonB123321
“ARE YOU FUCKING REATARDE? MISERY, NEW MEXICO, USA. NOT MISSOURI YOY FUCK” -Highguy34
“Yeah, I'm headed to bed. Lemme know how the rest of this embarrassing sideshow goes.” - QuintonB123321
“Quinton You piece of shit. You embarased to be associated with me or something BECIASE THESE LITTLE JOKESTERS WANNA PLAY GAMES LIKE A FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A t” -Highguy34 to QuintonB123321
“BRUH I JUST DRANK WATER AND ALMOST CHOKED” - DivineEmpyreus
“Good. Die.” - Highguy34
At this point, the true scope of Highguy34’s absolute stupidity was only begun to be realized. He would then turn to his old friend turned bitter rival, QuintonB123321, starting the greatest Retard War of all time.
==Chapter III==
“who tf is highguy” -Camiv
“highguy is basically this total spastic who goes on these hilarious rants that are gold and we’ve been trolling him the past hour lmao” -Venn_i
And suddenly, out of nowhere, the storm rages once more.
“FUCKING GOLD I AM SO AMUSING BECAUSE MY FRUTRATIPN AND ANGER IS INTRIGUING TO YOU. AS IN A GOLDMNINE OF PAYDIRT. And QUINTON YOUR HOUSE IS SHIT I KNOW FOR A FACT ITS SHIT DONT MAKE ME EXPOSE YOU AND KICK SHIT OUT OF YOU” -Highguy34
“Highguy vs Quinton so intense” -Decamper
“The Mentally Challenged Roleplayer VS The Balding 23 Year Old Lord. Who shall win?” -Venn_i
“Okay. Heh he he heh. Give me an hour. Let me make a word document ALL ABOUT THE QUINTON HIGHTOWER.” -Highguy34
Some time had passed — time that had felt like days, and Highguy had gone as silent as the crypt. People began to doubt Highguys retard wrath.
“highguy where are the points man?” -Venn_i
“yeah take his ass out” -DivineEmpyreus
“i wanna see sparks” -Venn_i
“Nah Venni, at the rate he's going he won't even make embers.” -QuintonB123321
“Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I will start working on it now.” -Highguy34
“There’s no way you’re fully ‘there’, Highguy.” -Venn_i
“I am fully here. How else would I be here?” -Highguy34
“Are you mentally unchallenged?” -DivineEmpyreus
“What the fuck is mentally unchallenged that isn’t a thing idiot fuck.” -Highguy34
More time had passed, and the doubt had grown tenfold. The incumbent Retard-King, Quinton Hightower, had strengthened, and many spectators now doubted Highguy34 as no match for Quintons mental retardation.
“Well Venni, I'm currently sitting on top of a 500 story lighthouse watching some retard make an ass of himself without me even doing anything” -The Quinton Hightower
“Wait wtf? Why are you in a lighthouse LOL?” -Camiv
“500 story lighthouse WTF LOL” -DivineEmpyreus
“Because it's House Hightower, bitch; I need a good view.” -QuintonB123321
Even more time had passed. The crowd began to grow weary — they started cheering for Highguy34’s triumphant return — the Discord server needed a hero.
“Cmon highguy where you at?” -DivineEmpyreus
And abruptly, as mysteriously as he left the Server, he returned.
“You stupid bitch. Heh he he heh. I am going to reck you and that fat bish Raena93.” -Highguy34 to Quinton, bringing his Girlfriend into it
“OOOOH SHIT” -DivineEmpyreus
“OOOOOOOO” -Camiv
“YOOOO he brought yo girl into it” -Venn_i
“He barely his girl if you know what I am saying (wink)” -Highguy34
“OOOH HE ADDING ON” -DivineEmpyreus
“Adorable. Now tell me, where's your bitch Highguy? Probably chained in the back yard like a good dog. Because let's be real; the closest you'll ever get to love is from a dog. -QuintonB123321
“The only comparison you can make to Raena is a dog?” -Highguy34
“OOOOOO” - DivineEmpyreus
“Bro, Quinton, you can’t come back from that” -NikolaiMaesterwyne
“quinton you might have won that 3-0, but tonight it looks like an L.” -Venni
The first great Battle between the Highguy and Quinton had occurred, and Highguy had triumphantly vanquished the Quinton. But the war was far from over.
==Chapter IV==
“Well, I gotta be up early. But this might be fun. Might just say fuck it and pull an all nighter just to watch this dude” -QuintonB123321
“I would” -DivineEmpyreus
“You can’t leave now, not after that L bro” -NikolaiMaesterwyne
“I got plenty of coffee. I'll be fine for work crew tomorrow” -QuintonB123321
“oh shit here we go it’s highguy time” -Venn_i
“hes typing lmaooo” -DivineEmpyreus 
“Nobody gives a fuck about you or your stupid shittower you fucking pussy.” -Highguy34
“Right. And what have you ever done online or off? Because you have about as much creativity as a 5 year old” -QuintonB123321
”Hey hey hey hey Quinton suck my balls. Youre profile picture is for stupid Harrey Potter wannabe warhammer gameboy fucking Hightower losers who guard you twice: YOU on Quinton4958 and YOU on Raena91. Fucking pussy Going yo day and as an a ac and an and act like you don’t know me? We do not talk ABOUT WHO REALLEY BUILT HOUSE HIGHTOWER. You fucking chicken nugget stupid fuck fifu back to Rio de Janeiro Stephen A Smith need-a-haircut PISSY BITCH” -Highguy34
Highguy34 had unleashed a debilitating attack against Quinton and his girlfriend, Raena93 — but his conspiracy theory was yet to come.
==Chapter V==
“YOOOO QUINTON hes talking shit about raena you just gonna take that?” -DivineEmpyreus
“NO you REATARD QUinton IS RAENA SHE DOES NOT EXIST” -Highguy34
“LOL” - Venn_i
“LOL” - DivineEmpyreus
“RAENA = QUINTON IT IS CLEARLEY IN THE PARAGRAPH” -Highguy34
“WTF does that even mean” - DivineEmpyreus
“he denyin her existence” -Venni
“You must be hitting the pipe too much Highguy. Your brain function isn't doing too well.” -QuintonB123321
“ITS IN THE PARAGRAPH LOOOL” - DivineEmpyreus
“im gonna start crying, this is too much” - Venn_i
“OH she exists? SHE EXISTS? SHE EXISTS? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WAS IN HOUSE HIGHTOWER FOR A MONTH. THE ENTOORE TIME SHE TALKS IN CHAT BUT NEVER IN CALL” - Highguy34
“Wait what” -Camiv
“RAENA93 DOES NOT EXIST. SHE IS QUINTON. QUINTON DATES HIMSELF. WHAT A FAGOT” -Highguy34
“THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN” - DivineEmpyreus
“EXPOSED” - NikolaiMaesterwyne
“IM CRYING” - Camiv
“SOMEONE HOLD ME I CANT” - Venni
“You cannot even deny it.” - Highguy34
“Aight real talk; Quinton is retarded to some degree there's no denying it, but Highguy, you are definitely fucking retarded.” -Venn_i
“Nah Venni. There's a difference between being retarded and just saying stupid shit due to sleep deprivation.” -QuintonB123321
“Shut your fucking mouth Quinton.” -Highguy34
“OOOO” - NikolaiMaesterWyne
“HE PUT DOWN THE HAMMER” - DivineEmpyreus
“And yet you got outsmarted several times by a dude with aspergers. Where does that put you?” -Quinton Hightower
“Oh I get outsmarted? This is chess and you are playing checkers, Raena93. You are Raena93 on an alt, Judi. Champ Shit Only.” -Highguy34
“LOOOOOL CHAMP SHIT ONLYYYY”- DivineEmpyreus
“Dude champ shit only tbh” - Decamper
“Alright highguy. You wanna think you're good at chess? Play me right now” -QuintonB123321
“Shut the fuck up Raena93. When Quinton jacks his tiny weeiner off he says he got pulled by a fat fuck named Raena93. I’ll destoy you even more so. You want them docamanetation released? You stabbed a woman kid. And you pull a bad bitch named Raena87? I don’t think so, chump. You’re Quinton Chump.” -Highguy34
“You're the one getting regular hookups with betty palm and her 5 sisters” -QuintonB123321
“What the Fuck is a Betty Palm Crocker” -Highguy34
”Richard Dreyfuss” -Highguy34
AND SO the war between Highguy34 and Quinton was over. Highguy34 had emerged victorious. But with Highguy34 the victor, and Quinton gone to bed, the spectators still wanted to troll him.
==Chapter VI==
“I totally just Michael Jordan in the spam Jam movie (Michael Jirdan) slam dunked your fat stupid face Quinton Hightower and Raena Hightower WHO IS SAME PERSON AS QUINTON”-Highguy34
“WTF LOL” - Soculus
“WHAT LMAO” - Venni
“Highguy, how old are you?” - NikolaiMaesterWyne
“h” -Highguy34
“Holy fuck, I’ve seen 12 year olds less retarded than that.” - NikolaiMaesterwyne
“h as in Hey hey hey Fuck you.” - Highguy34
“I cant meme Highguy anymore that was alpha as fuck” -Decamper
“I’m 15, there I said my age, now say your age.” - NikolaiMaesterwyne
“Okay player okay.” -Highguy34
“i honestly didnt think there was a bigger retard than quinton, not until i met you, highguy. you have made my night” -Venn_i
“Venni, do you think you are amusing? You think you are amusing? Or do you think you are amusing? I do not find you or your little minoins here eneteraninng. I am fucking cum” -Highguy34
“WHAT” -Rowon
“LMAOOOOOOOOOOO” -DivineEmpyreus
“LOL I AM FUCKING CUM” -Venn_i
“i legit cant breathe” -NikolaiMaesterwyne
“i got him so mad hes fucking cumming ig loooooo” -Venn_i
“I didnt even say that you like to feed words into my mouth like propagonda? You think you are OH SO FUNNY but guess what? You make enemys every day. Shut he fucj up.” -Highguy34
“YEAH VENNI QUIT THINKING UR OH SO FUNNY” -DivineEmpyreus
“I honestley hate all of you so much.” -Highguy34
And with that, the glorious tale of Highguy34 was over. He left the Discord server in a huff of anger, never to return. Highguy34’s insane rants and hilarious speeches and ramblings are still posted in the Server to this day, to make sure nobody forgets that calm, special day, when Highguy34 had much to say….