POOP! (Transcript)

This is the transcript of the 330th episode, POOP!.
Narrator: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! Goo Lagoon, the place where all the action is. Everyone is playing happily, well almost everyone.
Patrick: (Burps) UURRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: (Sleeping) UUUUUUMEWUUUUMEWUUUUMEW!
Alarm Clock: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!! (SpongeBob and Patrick wake up)
Patrick: Oh Boy! Snack Time! (Patrick goes to the snack stand and eats all the food)
SpongeBob: Boy Patrick, this is a really fine day. (Patrick farts)
Patrick: Time for the Port-O-Head. (Patrick walks to the Port-O-Head and goes inside it. He sits on the toilet. Then you can hear a BLART!!!!!!!!! sound) Oh Boy! it came out! (Screen shows a live action sponge)
SpongeBob: howd' it go?
Patrick: Fine.
SpongeBob: did you wipe your but?
Patrick: Nope.
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (Screen shows a live action sperm whale.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: You didn't wipe your BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on let's go wipe your but.
Sperm Whale: Bufoons. (Scene cuts to another spot of Goo Lagoon).
SpongeBob: Ok Patrick it's time to wipe your but
Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: I think I feel a other one coming...
SpongeBob: Oh no
(Patrick makes a very loud fart)
SpongeBob : There's not a Port-O-Head for miles!
(Patrick's but explodes)
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