Patrick Star vs Sans

==Description==
Spongebob vs Undertale! Both are Lazy powerhouses. If you make them unlazy.....goodbye city.
==Intro==
Laziness. 
SANS
AND SANS
==Sans==
In Bikini Bottom, there are plenty of familiar faces like SpongeBob, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, etc.However, possibly the dumbest one of the bunch and in cartoon history is Sans. He's also an insane jackass as well. Wow. Well, you can't blame him, it's the writer's fault. Anyway, Sans has plenty of ways to beat his enemies like with his Star Spin, which is a spin attack able to reflect projectiles. He also has a Tarter Sauce gun, which can fire spicy, tarter sauce that blinds his enemy. This sauce is also able to destroy Plankton's robots, which means there's some stuff they're hiding in the ingredients. He also has a Ground Smash, which is a powerful butt slam that can destroy robots. But despite being strong, he's also insanely durable! He can regenerate from injuries easily, and if his arm gets cut off, the arm can create another clone of Sans. Imagine two jackasses at once! He also has a Cartwheel he can perform, and a tongue that lets him grapple onto objects. And his most powerful ability is Mr. Superawesomeness, which gives him a power boost and lets him summon ice cream cones. 
Sans is strong enough to lift a road, is able to outrun cars, and has even survived getting crushed by an Alaska Bull Worm and was even able to destroy buildings with ease. However, Sans is really dumb, and is also lazy. 
==Sans==
In the Undertale, Frisk meets many monsters, one of them being Sans. However, unbeknownst to the player, Sans is actually one of the strongest monsters in the game. And also is strong in the UT fanbase! Uh, Ok. Anyway, Sans has many powerful attacks like the Gaster Blasters, which are flying skull entities that shoot lasers. He also can throw bones, ranging from Blue Bones, to Orange Bones, which can halt your movement speed. He also can throw you around using his telekinesis.Sans is also a really good dodger, being able to sidestep basically any attack. He also has Karmic Retribution, which does poison like damage to you depending on how many sins you've committed.Oh, so he's a rip off of Ghost Rider! Pretty much. Moving on, Sans also has the Pre-Special Attack, which is where he summons a lot of bones and Gaster Blasters. And lastly is Sparing Sans, which is a move that Sans will use on you if you spare him, resulting in an instant death. Sans is able to dodge knife attacks from Chara and is said to have defeated Flowey. He also is one of the only characters to know about the SAVE Function. However, he only has 1 HP, 1% Attack Power and gets tired EXTREMELY easily.
==Battle ==
At Sans' illegal hot dog stand, a fat, pink starfish named Patrick walked up to the register, where Sans sat. 
Sans: Hello sir, can I have 1,000 hot dogs please? 
Sans: alright, that'll cost you over 2,000 bucks. 
Sans: But I don't have the money! 
Sans: then leave. 
Sans: No, no, no! I wanna hot dog! 
Sans then tries to punch Sans, which causes Sans' eye to glow blue. 
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Sans tries to karate chop Sans, but Sans dodges and throws Bones at Sans, who uses his Star Spin to reflect the bones and send them backwards. Sans then pulls out his Tarter Sauce gun and rapid fires at Sans, who creates a bone wall to block the attack. 
Sans: Eat this, villain! 
Sans then grabs Sans' hot dog stand and throws it at Sans, who uses his TK to send it away. Sans then tries to bellyflop Sans, who dodges and throws some punches at Sans before uppercutting him away. 
Sans then summons Gaster Blasters, which fire lasers at Sans, who easily avoids them and uses his Grappling Tongue to grapple onto a tree and avoid another Gaster Blaster. Sans tries to use his TK to pull Sans from the tree, but Sans held on. 
Sans: Man, I'm hungry! Where's SpongeBob? 
Sans begins to look around for SpongeBob, only for a bone to hit him in the head. Sans throws some Blue Bones at Patrick, who avoids them and pulls out his Jellyfish Net and swings at Sans, who avoids the attack. 
Sans: prepare to have a bad time, tubby. 
Sans: No one calls me tubby! I'll show you! 
Sans tries to attack Sans with a Karate Chop, but Sans dodges and uses his Pre-Special Attack, which hits Sans with a ton of bones and knocks him down, then begins to use his horde of Gaster Blasters to zap Sans to pieces. 
Sans: whew, that must've got him. now to get back to business. 
Sans began to walk away, when he saw Sans toon force regenerate back up and turn into Mr. Superawesomeness. Sans fires cones at Sans, who tries to dodge them, but was too tired and got impaled by each cone, which causes Sans to fall on the ground and start bleeding. 
Sans: Damn you.
Sans then fades away.
KO!
Sans then walks over to the hot dog area and inhales all the hot dogs.
==Results==
Well, looks like our winner is Sans Star and here's why.
While Sans was smarter and most likely faster, Sans took all the other categories. For starters, he's strong enough to chop down buildings and damage SpongeBob, who survived getting hit by a town sized nuke, which is far stronger than Sans. In Karate Star, Sans regeneration is so powerful that if even he loses an arm, that same arm will just create another Sans, which means that Sans would have basically no way to put him down since he only has 1% Attack Power. And considering how tired Sans can become in a matter of minutes, he was definitely doomed. 
The winner is Sans Star.
==Next Time==
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