Hitler throws book at President Obama

Hitler plans to throw a book at President Obama in an attempt to bring down his presidency. Steiner will fly him to Philadelphia where Obama will be at a campaign rally and the map is not relevent at all. He will practice his book throwing skills by throwing them at Fegelein. Jodl objects, saying that he cant throw a book at Obama, but Hitler ignores his objrction and goes ahead with it anyway.
At the campaign rally, Hitler attempts to hit Obama with a book, but he missed. He then finds out that Fegelein reduced his book throwing skills by making him too easy to hit.
==Reich News headlines==
* Hitler has been throwing books at Fegelein.
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Category:Parodies
Category:Hitler throws, attacks and interrupts