MIT

MIT is a school in UnBoston where you can learn about computers. It was founded by The Scratch Cat in 69 BC as a tax evasion scheme (despite the fact that the UnIRS didn’t exist in 69 BC). Notable alumni of MIT include Gobo and WaBilly Mays.
==History==
In 69 BC, The Scratch Cat was tired of paying UnTaxes to Chuck Norris, so he landed in UnBoston (which was uninhabited at the time) and started a school called the “Moronic Institute of Tepidity”. Before computers were invented, MIT was a school about cheese. But, once computers were invented, The Scratch Cat changed the focus of the school to computers, and advertised that if you let your child into his windowless van marked “FREE CANDY”, he would educate them about this revolutionary technology. Soon, he had a steady flow of unintended customers employees students. (Slavery and child labour laws don’t apply to schools, which is a loophole that the Scratch Cat abused.)
Nowadays, MIT has lots of money. We don’t know where MIT’s money comes from. Okay, we lied. MIT gets most of its money from people donating to the Scratch Cat’s website, and the rest of its money from operating phone numbers one digit off from the PBS telethon and trying to convince people to donate money to them instead of PBS.
MIT used to have a “No Fakegees” policy, but this was ended in 1996 after Weegee himself threatened to UnPerson the Scratch Cat.
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