The Scariest Story of All Time

The following is the scariest story I have ever written, and both of its sequels.
==The Monster==
Once upon a time, there was a monster.
Its name was Scary.
It was very scary.
The end.
==The Monster 2==
Once upon a time, there was a monster.
Its name was Scary.
It was very very scary!
The end.
==The Monster 3==
Once upon a time, there was a monster.
Its name was Igor B. Scary II.
It was very very very very scary!
Then, it got hungry, so it ate the sacred fried chicken.
The end.
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