Meteorage Lizard

Meteorage Lizard is the god of duel masters. Nobody, not even MaltNEXT, Ultra War Dragon Ruler, Dogiragon Buster, Blue Leader and Dokindam X, the Legendary Forbidden can exceed it's sheer forbidden powers.
FORGET ABOUT IT!
TAKARA TOMY,THIS CARD IS COMPLETE GARBAGE!
GO HOME,ALL OF YOU ARE DRUNK!
==Card Explanation==
Seriously, this is one of the good examples that Takara Tomy is into some hardcore drugs before they make cards. Everything about this card including the art, flavor text and "effect" screams about this.
At first, this thing is a vanilla with no effect, and not only that, it costs a staggering 6 to 5000 power! This is no joke, other creatures that are vanilla (Or not recently) that have 5000 power have 4 to 5000 power or 5 to 5000 power, and Meteorage Lizard, for some reason has an even worse cost to power ratio than the most typical 5000 power vanilla. At NO COSTS that any sane person should use this card, if at all.
This is obviously made using the same logic as which is among one of the most pointless card logics ever. Heck, Draglide is garbage.
And since it is so bad, it is among one of the in-jokes of the duel Masters fanbase, and along with Crath Lade, Merciless King, Eternal Moon, the Enlightened White Knight, Scissor Eye, Zagaan, Knight of Darkness, Auravine, Earth's Grasp and Aqua Master, they were considered the Seven Heroes and were the glory of gods.
And in Episode 3, since it is the only cost 6 vanilla, it is capable of turning into using Eureka Program, but honestly.....just don't.....
Now since Eureka Program is restricted, this is useless, and Meteorage Lizard is pointless.
And for some reason, despite its extreme joke value, just like Scissor Eye it is never reprinted in joke packs for some strange reason.
Category:Metagame Status:Junk Card
Category:Melt Warrior
Category:Creature
Category:Vanilla