Detention(Transcript)

The main 6 are in the school this weekend for detention by vice principal, Mr. Stalin. Unlike Ms. Jackson who is kind to them, Mr. Stalin is described as horrible. Like the Soviet Russian dictator, Joseph Stalin.
Mr. Stalin: Alright, Reece Brown, Blake Thomson, Troy Mitchell, Brad Thomson, George Smith and Zoe Thomson, please come inside the library.
Zoe: The library? That's the best place ever.
Mr. Stalin: Let it be the worse, book girl.
Blake: Hello, she's my sister, she loves to read a good book.
Mr. Stalin: Get in you 6.
They got in and sat on assigned seats. Reece with Blake, Troy with Brad and George with Zoe. That's when Mr. Stalin started speaking.
Mr. Stalin: Now, you 6 have been trouble lately according to Annika O'Neill. Unlike your nice and kind Ms. Jackson who approves of your singing, I hate your singing. I also hate books so I only gained knowledge from television, You know what that means?
George: You're going to take our singing voices?
Mr. Stalin: Take your singing voices? Of course not, I just don't want to hear any singing for the rest of detention. While I'm gone, find something to do and keep your phones in the box and if you're hungry, guess what I have for you.
Zoe: Uncooked spam that will give us food poisoning?
Mr. Stalin: Exactly, no fish and chips, no ching chong dumplings.
Brad: That is so rude of you, we have Chinese people here.
Zoe: Half Chinese.
Mr. Stalin: Who cares, I'll be back, if I hear you sing or see you out of the library, you are dead meat. Or should I say, dead dog. See you later, Chinese and white people.
Mr. Stalin left and everyone is offended about what he said.
Zoe: Dead dog? Chinese people don't eat dog, plus we have pet dogs don't we?
Brad: We do, Jesse and Doge.
Zoe: C'mon, I would read a good book right now.
Zoe and George got History books, Geography books, A Series of Unfortunate Events books, Lord of the Rings books, Matilda, A Christmas Carol, Children of the New Forest, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Canterville Ghost, The Faults In Our Stars, Five Feet Apart, Bibles, Greek Mythology and more. The others tried to find something to do.
Troy: I'm bored.
Brad: Me too.
Zoe: Here, try to read a book or something, George and I got plenty.
George: Yeah, try the Biography of Joseph Stalin, Zoe and I read it and we discovered that Mr. Stalin has the same attitude of this man.
Zoe: Yeah.
Troy: Thanks.
Blake: The books you picked up are so interesting.
George: Thanks.
Zoe: No wonder why I have a lot of these at home.
After an hour of reading books, it is 12 PM and it is lunch time. 
Reece: Man, I'm starving.
Brad: There is no way we could eat this spam.
Zoe: Don't worry, let's be a bit naughty here. Let's get our phones and then call mum to cook dumplings for us. And then get Connor to pick it up and we could eat it.
Blake: Yeah, cuz we're...
Reece: 1 2 3 4.
Song: Revolting Children from Matilda the Musical
George: #Woah! #Never again will he get the best of me! #Never again will he take away my freedom #And we won't forget the day we fought#
All: #For the right to be a little bit naughty! #Never again#
George: #Will we eat all this spam!#
All: #Never again#
George: #Will I be bullied, and#
All: #Never again#
George: #Will I doubt it when#
All: #My mummy says I'm a miracle! #Never again! #Never again will we live behind bars! #Never again now that we know... #We are revolting children #Living in revolting times #We sing revolting songs #Using revolting rhymes #We'll be revolting children #'Til our revolting's done #And we'll have the Stalin vaulting #We're revolting! Ah! #We are revolting children #Living in revolting times #We sing revolting songs #Using revolting rhymes #We'll be revolting children #'Til our revolting's done #And we'll have the Stalin vaulting #We're revolting!#
Brad: #We will become a screaming horde!#
Zoe: #Take out your hockey stick, and use it as a sword!#
Troy: #Never again will we be ignored!#
Zoe: #We'll find out where the chalk is stored#
Blake: #And draw rude pictures on the board!#
Zoe: #It's not insulting!#
All: #We're revolting! #We can S-P-L how we like! #If enough of us are wrong #Wrong is right! #Every word N-O-R-T-Why? #Cause we're a little bit naughty! #You say we oughta "stay inside the line" #If we disobey at the same time #There is nothing that the Stalin can do!#
Brad: #She can take her hammer and S-H-U!#
All: #You didn't think you could push us too far #But there's no going back now, we... #R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N#
George: #Revolting time!#
All: #We're S-I-N-G #U-S-I-N-G...#
George: #Yeah...#
All: #We'll be R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G#
George: #Oh...#
All: #It is 2-L-8-4-U #We are revolting! #We are revolting children #Living in revolting times #We sing revolting songs #Using revolting rhymes #We'll be revolting children #'Til our revolting's done #It is 2-L-8-4-U#
George: #Never again will he get the best of me!#
All: #We are revolting children #Living in revolting times #We sing revolting songs #Using revolting rhymes#
George: #Whoa-yeah!#
All: #We'll be revolting children #'Til our revolting's done#
George: #Down-down-down-down!#
All: #It is 2-L-8-4-U #We are REVOLTING!#
Zoe got her phone and called her mum while she and her friends are under a desk.
Zoe: Hello mum?
Anne: Hi Zoe, how's detention going?
Zoe: Not so good, actually we had fun reading books but then it is lunch time and the only food is raw spam.
Anne: That's not good, it will give you food poisoning. Okay, here's the plan, I will stick with you're naughty side. I will cook 12 dumplings because there's 6 of you and you can get 2 each. Then I will ask Connor to pick it up and send it to school. He will put it in Brad's locker.
Brad: We got it, thanks mum.
Anne: No problem, you guys also have to be very sneaky, Mr. Stalin can catch you.
Blake: How do you know him?
Anne: I used to study in St. John Secondary School, Mr. Stalin is like Joseph Stalin right?
Zoe: Of course.
Anne: Connor will get your lunch okay? See you guys later.
Zoe: Bye mum.
After Anne hung up, it is settled that Connor will get their lunch. Meanwhile in the neighborhood of Georgetown, Connor went from his house to the Thomson house. 
Connor: I made it as fast as I could, Mrs. Cheng.
Anne: Good Connor, give these dumplings to your friends.
Connor: Alright, thanks Mrs. Cheng.
Anne: Mr. Thomson will give you a lift to the school.
Connor: Thank you.
Connor went into Joseph's car as they drove to St. John Secondary School.
Connor: Thanks for the lift, Mr. Thomson.
Joseph: You're welcome, now be quick, we don't want Mr. Stalin catching you.
Connor, being sneaky, ran to Brad's locker quietly without Mr. Stalin looking. He then sent a text to Brad. Meanwhile in the library, Brad received a text from Connor saying that he got the dumplings.
Brad: Guys, Connor got our lunch.
Blake: So, what's the plan.
Zoe: Brad and I will get our dumplings, then we head back to the library via a secret passage from the locker room.
Reece: Is it safe?
Zoe: Trust me, it is.
Zoe and Brad head to the halls to retrieve the dumplings in Brad's locker. When they were about to get it, they were caught by Mr. Stalin.
Mr. Stalin: Aha! I know you were trouble you 2, you are going to spend next week in detention along with the others. Oh and I also forgot, next week, your food will be raw and dead dog instead of those dumplings.
Brad: What do we do?
Zoe: Run!
Zoe and Brad ran for their lives as they tried to find the secret passage in the janitor room.
Brad: So where is this secret passage you mentioned?
Zoe: The janitor room.
Brad: The janitor room?!
Zoe: Brad, he is coming closer, use your wind power to get him out of the way.
Brad: Got it.
Brad used his wind power that immediately blew Mr. Stalin away. The kids managed to outsmart him.
Zoe: You did it Brad, now c'mon.
Just as the 2 siblings continued running, Mr. Stalin was mad.
Mr. Stalin: I can't believe you lot outsmarted me, I am a grown up, no child shall be smarter than me.
Mr. Stalin continued chasing them as Zoe and Brad reached the janitor room. Zoe used her powers to close and lock the door.
Zoe: We're safe now, let's head back inside shall we? It's through the ladder.
Brad: Oh boy.
Somehow they reached the library with the lunch. At last, they don't have to eat the raw spam.
Brad: Guys, we've got the food.
Blake: Finally, thanks you 2.
The protagonists started eating their food, it was really good.
Troy: Your mum really makes the best dumplings.
Brad: Thanks Troy, she usually steams them like how Chinese people do.
Zoe: George and I will be back, we will keep the books.
George and Zoe kept the books in their rightful places. After that, they went back to the area where they are eating their dumplings.
Zoe: You done?
Reece: Yes.
Blake: Now what are we going to do? I'm so bored.
Zoe: Let's sing, we got Mr. Stalin distracted anyways.
Song: The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens
Reece: #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away#
All: #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh#
Zoe: #In the jungle, the mighty jungle #The lion sleeps tonight #In the jungle, the quiet jungle #The lion sleeps tonight – ho, ho!#
Reece: #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away#
All: #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh#
Reece: #Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away#
All: #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh#
George: #Near the village, the peaceful village #The lion sleeps tonight #Near the village, the quiet village #The lion sleeps tonight – ho, ho!#
Reece: #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away#
All: #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh#
Reece: #Rrrrrr, lalalaba, weeoh aweem away#
All: #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh#
Brad: #Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling #The lion sleeps tonight #Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling #The lion sleeps tonight – ho, ho!#
Reece: #Whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, whoa; whoa, whoa, aweem away#
All: #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh#
Reece: #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away#
All: #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh #A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh#
Reece: #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away #Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee, weeoh aweem away#
Troy: I love it.
Reece: Wish we could sing this some time.
Zoe: Mr. Stalin is coming, Blake, put the rubbish in the bin, quick everyone, we need to sit.
Everyone sat sown but instead of Mr. Stalin coming in, it was Ms. Jackson.
Ms. Jackson: Guys, it's me, Ms. Jackson. Mr. Thomson will pick you up. Quick before Mr. Stalin gets out of the office.
Reece: Let's go guys.
The main 6 went out of the library and went downstairs to the gate where Joseph is waiting.
Joseph: Guys, hurry, before Mr. Stalin comes.
They all went into the car and drove back to Georgetown.
Joseph: Mr. Stalin is mean right?
Zoe: Yeah, he is like Joseph Stalin, he's like the bad guy.
Joseph: We will be heading home so don't worry about him right now.
Everyone: Alright.
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