Shantae and Aladdin: Once Upon a Squid (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Shantae and Aladdin: Once Upon a Squid written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Squid Me Up".
==Plot==
(At the Squid Temple, a red squid is in his room, reading a story of Shantae and Aladdin on the bed while he look into the audience)
*Squid Baron: Whoa! You scared me. Didn't expect you to come to my room. Well, i have been reading all the amazing adventures of Shantae and Aladdin. They have been protecting homes, saving the world, defeating the big bad guys and saving people from massive threats with the pirates. Do you want some more stories to tell? Then let's take a look.
(The chalkboard is shown where Squid Baron is a scientist, drawing sketches of Shantae and Aladdin)
*Squid Baron: For all these years, Shantae and Aladdin have met in Agrabah and fall into the deep hole of the world. You have seen the Cave of Wonders. Lots of gold, packed with treasure, coins and gems alike.
(A sketch of Risky Boots, Jafar and Feather God is seen at the floor where Squid Baron pick it up with his tentacles)
*Squid Baron: Arr! I'm Risky Boots, Queen of the Seven Seas. Feel the wrath of my skull bra. I'm Jafar, the Grand Vizier of Agrabah. And i'm Feather God, ruler of the Dark Dimension and the destroyer of the Omniverse. Ha ha ha. Is that all you got?
(A laptop is seen as Squid Baron get on to check on the history of Shantae and Aladdin)
*Squid Baron: Shantae has been protecting Scuttle Town for 17 years and Aladdin have been a street rat for all his life since 20 years. He also married Jasmine and found a blue genie on a lamp in the Cave of Wonders and how magnificent can the Cave of Wonders be?
(A magic lamp is shown on the statue)
*Squid Baron: The magic lamp. Where does this lamp come from? Ah, i get it. It comes from this little rhyme. *singing*
Oh, imagine a land, it's a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where you wander among
Every culture and tongue
It's chaotic, but hey, it's home
When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night
(The story starts off in two worlds in the omniverse, 10 years ago in the past when the holidays are around. One with Sequin Land and one with Agrabah. In Scuttle Town of Sequin Land, a few kids were running in the streets while Shantae in her monkey form collect the fruits from the basket and run off to prevent the cashier from finding out.)
*Squid Baron:
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
They seem to excite
Take off and take flight
To shock and amaze
(At Agrabah in the town, Aladdin fight against the thieves and collect a few coins to send them back to their original owners. Jasmine give a few breads to the poor people and street rats alike.)
*Squid Baron:
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
(At Frostbite Island, a few Techno Grunts walk into the door of the laboratory as their boss open the door to see his workers)
*Techno Baron: Back so soon with the cold weather? You shouldn't brought a jacket with you to find some clues around the island.
*Techno Grunt #1: Boss, we receive the letter from the Pirate Queen, Risky Boots.
*Techno Baron: Great, now what does she want with killing the half-genie and prince?
*Techno Grunt #2: Just read the letter.
*Techno Baron: Why is the note made of school paper?
*Techno Grunt #3: Just get it over with.
*Techno Baron: "Dear Techno Baron. I am sending you some coordinates for our next plan to destroy Shantae. When Jafar is awake, we'll make sure we blow up Agrabah with our special invention. Hope to see you there with some better plans. Love Risky Boots."
*Techno Grunt #4: What is the message about?
*Techno Baron: Risky Boots is offering me a new invention to destroy Shantae and the town of Agrabah?
*Techno Grunt #5: Is that Aladdin prince one of the targets?
*Techno Baron: Yes. We'll destroy all of their friends and pop the blue genie out of existence.
*Techno Grunt #6: I like the sound of that.
*Techno Baron: My friends. Come inside. We'll talk more since the weather is killing us like ice.
(Techno Baron and the grunts walk to the lab where the grunts are working on special equipments in their rooms)
*Techno Baron: My hard working grunts never give up on a invention. We work on to create things and defeat heroes like that Shantae woman.
*Techno Grunt #1: We're always defeated by her. No offense we have no superpowers to beat on that genie.
*Techno Grunt #2: We should have hire more crocs to invent powerful serums to make us strong and defeat her in five minutes.
*Techno Baron: Wrong. I have a better power-up to defeat her.
*Techno Grunt #3: Wanna a energy drink for your break?
*Techno Baron: No. I do not need a energy drink for break. I'm suppose to lead the place for you all.
*Techno Grunt #2: Then what's the point?
*Techno Baron: You don't wanna know what i am gonna do?
*Techo Grunt #3: Like what?
*Techno Baron: Conference room. Go to the place where we can talk.
*Techno Grunt #1: You ask us.
(At the conference room, Techno Baron and his grunt sit together to talk about Shantae)
*Techno Baron: Okay and now, we're back in business.
*Techno Grunt #1: Are we going to take a break right now?
*Techno Baron: No. You're here to discuss, not to relax on your toes.
*Techno Grunt #1: I wish i was running instead of you.
*Techno Baron: Right now, we got the Shantae part planned, we need to recruit someone to do the job and get rid of that genie lady on the land.
*Techno Grunt #2: Then we'll do the Aladdin part where we pop the blue genie with a needle?
*Techno Baron: That Aladdin guy beat us last time. The blue genie is a master of tricks, all he does is shapeshift like that half-genie lady.
*Techno Grunt #1: I got my camera all set to take a picture of the footage if the blue genie flies fast as a woodpecker.
*Techno Baron: You better not fail me like always. You tried to capture a screenshot of a rare animal, but the picture you took was blurry as a leak photo.
*Techno Grunt #1: They block the screenshot whatever what quality you're taking with.
*Techno Baron: Everyone have a seat!
*Techno Grunts: *have a seat on the chair*
*Techno Baron: *sit on the chair* Okay, let get this meeting started. For real.
*Techno Grunt #1: *clear throat*
*Techno Baron: Mind as well not cough in front of the co-workers?
*Techno Grunt #1: Sorry Boss. I was just clearing my throat.
*Techno Baron: Good. For our next plan, we are going to steal some equipments from that Uncle Mimic. He lives in his workshop in Scuttle Town. He works in his store and sleep in his store and act like his home is his job. We also sleep and work in our factory.
*Techno Grunt #1: So this factory is our home.
*Techno Baron: We live here you son of a grunt.
*Techno Grunt #1: I had my own room on the second bottom of the floor.
*Techno Baron: Well good for you. For all the barons like me, we're going to keep in contract with Feather God to end both worlds apart with Agrabah and Sequin Land.
*Techno Grunt #2: Wait, does that mean we're all gonna die?!
*Techno Baron: No, we're not gonna be turn into diamonds. We'll move our factory to one of the shard's motherships while our feather master turn the universe to a diamond and smash it like a trophy stand.
*Techno Grunt #3: You almost gave me a heart squid attack.
*???: Who say heart squid?
*Techno Baron: What the? Who are you suppose to be?
*???: *land to the table* Squid Baron!
*Techno Baron: What the ink?! What are you doing in my conference room?
*Squid Baron: Sorry Techno Baron. I always wanted to be part of the team. You know, sea animals get along with wild animals like crocodiles like you.
*Techno Baron: You shouldn't have apply dummy.
*Squid Baron: Who you calling dummy when you don't have a Koopa shell on a kart.
*Techno Baron: This isn't the time to play horse-ride games. Get off the room and leave my people alone.
*Techno Grunt #1: *giggle*
*Squid Baron: Well he's laughing.
*Techno Baron: Idiot.
*Squid Baron: Who want some entertainment?
*Techno Baron: I got a better job for you?
*Squid Baron: Who you asking?
*Techno Baron: I am giving you the opportunity to teach Shantae and Aladdin a lesson.
*Squid Baron: Really? That is so awesome. I can't wait to beat up those two heroes when i get a chance to see them again.
*Techno Grunt #1: Hey, i wanted to do that.
*Techno Baron: Too bad, so sad. You didn't get the job.
*Techno Grunt #1: Tartar sauce.
*Squid Baron: What should i do? Give them action figures to play with or play with the napkin at the Glade of Dreams?
*Techno Baron: Stop being a lover of pop-culture references and act it all together.
*Squid Baron: Like french toast on a syrup cup?
*Techno Baron: You're not listening. You're playing with your mouth.
*Squid Baron: *beatbox his mouth*
*Techno Baron: I didn't say to play some music while beatboxing.
*Techno Grunt #2: We should turn on the radio and listen to music.
*Techno Baron: Not in front of the meeting.
*Squid Baron: Oh yeah. Do-do. Do the Squid Baron. Do do.
*Techno Baron: I hate my job.
(The big screen turn on with Risky Boots on the screen)
*Risky Boots: Techno Baron.
*Techno Baron: Risky Boots! Ho ho ho. It been so long since our last adventure.
*Risky Boots: We have been failing all along. Our stock went down the list after a series of failures from that half-genie and prince.
*Techno Baron: Squid Baron is going to help along to get rid of Shantae and Aladdin to please our feather master.
*Squid Baron: Yup, that's me.
*Risky Boots: Ugh. You brought him for the task?
*Squid Baron: I was told by that gator guy.
*Risky Boots: *facepalm* Sea clams. You're no good for a trainee.
*Squid Baron: What are you doing to do? Talk to your skull bra friend on your poofs?
*Risky Boots: I need you over to my lair.
*Squid Baron: Your lair? What did i do wrong?
*Risky Boots: *open the portal at the conference room*
*Squid Baron: Uh?
*Techno Baron: Thank you for coming by. But no thank you.
*Squid Baron: I was ready to be part of your gang.
*Techno Baron: You may proceed to jump to the portal. Get out.
*Squid Baron: Fine. Goodbye my friends. Our party time has been postponed for the rest of the year. *jump to the portal*
(Squid Baron arrives at Risky Boots' lair at the Tinkerbat Factory as he is greeted by Risky Boots and the Tinkerbat Captain)
*Tinkerbat Captain: Look who's in trouble now?
*Squid Baron: At least you're not mad at me.
*Risky Boots: Squid Baron. I knew you were going to come. What were you thinking?!
*Squid Baron: I thought it is a happy ending for everyone who worked hard.
*Risky Boots: There is no happy ending. We got a bad ending for everyone who failed to defeat Shantae and Aladdin's group. I got a real job for you.
*Squid Baron: You do? Wow. Thanks for your kindness. *hug Risky Boots* You are the best mommy ever.
*Risky Boots: I hate this octopus.
*Squid Baron: Ooh, what do you wanna do? Go play catch with me or throw a baseball over to the ring?
*Risky Boots: *punch Squid Baron to the wall* I am not your mommy or daddy.
*Squid Baron: How is that Tinkerbat Captain of yours his mommy?
*Tinkerbat Captain: She give me the best deals.
*Risky Boots: Squid Baron, you are going to trap Shantae and her friends in Scuttle Town. If you fail again like always, we're going to talk to Feather God and turn you into one of his shards.
*Squid Baron: Fine. *gulp and pee in ink*
*Risky Boots: My lord. You're cleaning your ink up after your mission.
*Squid Baron: Alright. Please do not kill me for this.
*Risky Boots: *open the portal* Off you go. *give her chinese box to Squid Baron* Just in case you're hungry, i left out some chinese food for you to eat.
*Squid Baron: This isn't seafood for turkish food?
*Risky Boots: Nope. *kick Squid Baron to the portal* Goodbye. Sweet nightmares.
(Squid Baron fall into the portal and crash landed on the jungle of Mermaid Falls)
*Squid Baron: Wow. Tough landing. This is the time to find Shantae and all of her friends. I'm gonna get paid big time.
SHANTAE AND ALADDIN
ONCE UPON A SQUID
(At Scuttle Town, the seagulls are flying over to the ground, eating over a bunch of fallen food like a rotten banana)
*Fisherman: Hey. Get out of here. *make the seagulls fly away* Shoot shoot. These birds don't know how to act. Hmm. *grab a rotten fish on the ground* A dead looking fish, huh? I better show it to Uncle Mimic about this.
(At Uncle Mimic's workshop, Uncle Mimic is done working on a telescope and place it into his table)
*Mimic: Telescope's all done, ready to be for sale.
*Fisherman: *enter the shop* Hello Mimic. Great store with sales today, huh?
*Mimic: You must be in the right place. How may i help you?
*Fisherman: There is this dead fish lying on the ground.
*Mimic: That's a rotten fish.
*Fisherman: Gross. Who leave fishes in the ground like that? They're suppose to live in the water where the eels live.
*Mimic: Fish are suppose to smell like that.
*Fisherman: I got a lot of fish to carry on nets today. This one is a total waste.
*Mimic: You'll be early to catch the world on your own. I only sell inventions and that's it.
*Fisherman: We'll talk later.
*Mimic: See you fisherman. Don't let the fish loose on the rods if you make them scare away. As long you're me.
*Fisherman: I owe you a token of yours. *leave the store*
*Mimic: Time to get business going.
*Shantae: *arrive at the shop* Good morning Uncle Mimic.
*Mimic: Good morning Shantae. Waking up so early to catch on the worm.
*Shantae: It's getting cold out there. What is going on with the weather?
*Mimic: It's that time of season again. Christmas.
*Shantae: Christmas?
*Mimic: You know. When parents wrap up presents, they give it to the kids and enjoy the very wonderful holiday of their lives.
*Shantae: I gave you a grill last year to cook on steak and other meats.
*Mimic: I thought i was good at cooking meat on the stove.
*Shantae: Your stove keep burning off the food every time you add it in more than an hour.
*Mimic: That's why i'm not good on heating up food.
*Shantae: Then use a microwave to cook with. Like heating up leftovers.
*Mimic: I tried once and poof, still cold like soft buns.
*Shantae: We just wanna hang out. It been so long since we had the best vacation of our lives.
*Mimic: After saving the world for vacation, it's time for me to get back to business.
*Shantae: We'll talk later. See you in a hour.
*Mimic: Have a nice day. I better go set up my schedule.
(The background song "Hold My Hand" by Jess Glynne plays as Shantae left Mimic's workshop and see a bunch of people walking into the town)
*Shantae: *breathe in* Ah, time to start the real day.
(Bolo is working out in his gym as Shantae show up to see Bolo)
*Shantae: Hey Bolo.
*Bolo: *do push up* One, two, three, four.
*Shantae: Uh?
*Bolo: Five, six, seven, eight.
*Shantae: Bolo.
*Bolo: *slip* Whoa. Shantae, why did you do that?
*Shantae: Sorry. I didn't know you were working out.
*Bolo: What do you want?
*Shantae: I ask you if we wanna hang out together.
*Bolo: Oh sure. Go pick up Sky and Rottytops and we'll play some volleyball at the beach.
*Shantae: Sure in no time.
(At Sky's hatchery, Rottytops pour the bird seeds to the chicks as Sky take care of Wrench on the nest)
*Sky: Wrench, you're going to look great for the holidays.
*Wrench: Caw!
*Sky: Don't be a snooty booby.
*Shantae: *arrive with Bolo* Hello Sky and Rottytops.
*Sky: Shantae.
*Rottytops: My best friend. *drop the bird seeds with the chicks eating on the bird seeds*
*Shantae: Are you ready for some volleyball?
*Sky: Oh yeah.
*Rottytops: I'm in.
*Shantae: Then let's go.
*Bolo: Oh boy, here we go with another sun burn.
(At the beach, Shantae hit the ball as Sky hit the ball with Bolo hitting the ball by passing it over to Rottytops to hit on the ball and Shantae hit the ball with Rottytops jumping and missing over the ball to the sand)
*Rottytops: Doof, i miss.
*Shantae: Good game.
*Sky: Easy learning pal.
*Bolo: I'm in for round 2.
(The group then play another game of volleyball. Shantae hit the ball as Sky kick the ball and drop it to Bolo.)
*Bolo: I tried.
*Shantae: Sky, you're not suppose to kick it.
*Sky: But this isn't soccer.
*Rottytops: Is the ball tied up to tapes?
*Shantae: You know what? Let's play something else.
*Sky: Fine. We're not playing this game anymore.
(At the tennis court, Shantae, Bolo, Sky and Rottytops are about to play some tennis as one of them throw the ball together)
*Shantae: Ret-2-Play! *hit the ball*
*Sky: *hit the ball*
*Bolo: *hit the ball*
*Rottytops: *hit the ball*
*Shantae: *hit the ball*
*Sky: *hit the ball*
*Bolo: *hit the ball*
*Rottytops: *hit the ball*
*Shantae: *hit the ball*
*Rottytops: *miss the ball* Son of a brain.
*Bolo: We got a score.
*Sky: It's just a game girl. You already miss in volleyball.
*Rottytops: If i was smarter than a fifth grader, then i would be a master of sport gaming.
*Sky: You're so funny.
(Shantae and her friends started to play basketball together on the court)
*Shantae: Who's ready to hoop on the jam?
*Bolo: Count us in.
*Rottytops: Let's hit up the jam.
*Shantae: *bounce the ball and throw it to Bolo*
*Bolo: *bounce the ball and throw it to Rottytops*
*Rottytops: *spin the ball*
*Sky: What are you doing?
*Rottytops: I'm spinning the ball.
*Sky: You're suppose to throw it, not spin it like a professional player.
*Rottytops: Oh. *throw the ball and make a score* Yes.
*Shantae: Great job Rottytops. You made a score.
*Rottytops: I'm a fast sport player in town.
*Sky: You're pretty doing well.
(Shantae, Sky, Bolo and Rottytops are about to play soccer on the field)
*Shantae: Who's going to kick the ball?
*Rottytops: Ooh, me.
*Shantae: Then let's go for the goal.
*Sky: Just kick it and we score.
*Shantae: *kick the ball*
*Bolo: *run after the ball and kick it*
*Rottytops: *trip with the ball* I miss it.
*Sky: You know what? We one of you guys on the goal net.
*Bolo: *get on the goal net*
*Sky: *get on the goal net* Now play.
*Shantae: *kick the ball*
*Rottytops: *kick the ball*
*Shantae: *kick it to Sky's net*
*Sky: *tried to block the ball* Dang it.
*Shantae: Score one!
*Rottytops: Not again, i always miss.
*Sky: Here we go again you guys. *kick the ball*
*Shantae: *kick the ball*
*Rottytops: *kick the ball*
*Bolo: You can do it Shantae. Come on.
*Rottytops: Whoop, there it is. *kick the ball*
*Bolo: *block the ball*
*Rottytops: What the fudge?
*Shantae: Ooh.
*Sky: No touching the ball.
*Shantae: We know. *kick the ball high and land to the jungle* Oops.
*Sky: Shantae.
*Shantae: Sorry. It was just an accident.
*Rottytops: Accidents always happen like burning up a cheese pizza on the stove.
*Bolo: Let's go get the ball together.
*Shantae: Another day on a tough soccer game.
(The background song end and back at Mermaid Falls, Squid Baron is taking a look into the mermaid temples)
*Squid Baron: Wow, nice statues. Under the sea with the little mermaids. I wish a talking crab can sing in front of the chorus and i'll be with the audience wooing at all the ladies standing up front. *get hit by a soccer ball* Ow. *look at a soccer ball* What the? Did a soccer ball just hit me? That's it. They're paying for paybacks. Stupid bullies.
(Shantae, Sky, Bolo and Rottytops explore the jungle as they walk pass by the river)
*Sky: Wrench, make sure the ball is safe and sound around this area.
*Wrench: *fly around the jungle*
*Bolo: Where are we right now?
*Rottytops: We're in Mermaid Falls.
*Shantae: This is always the place where the human girls were captured and get turned into mermaids.
*Bolo: I felt bad for the hot ladies.
*Shantae: Bolo, are you out of your mind?
*Bolo: What did i do? I was just making a comment.
*Shantae: If you ever cheat on us, you're going into the can!
*Rottytops: Ooh, busted.
*Bolo: Stop playing with me. Just because someone made a joke doesn't mean they're gonna like it.
*Sky: That wasn't a joke you just made.
*Bolo: Come on. Are we going to play a game of good cop and bad cop or what?
*Rottytops: We're just messing with you.
*Bolo: Like making fun of people?
*Wrench: *return to the gang* Caw!
*Sky: Wrench, you made it back. What did you find on your search?
*Wrench: Caw!
*Sky: The ball is still on the falls, let's go get it.
*Shantae: We're Ret-2-Go.
(Back with Squid Baron, he take a look at the soccer ball on the ground)
*Squid Baron: What are you doing little guy? Do you want a piece of me? I'll show you by stepping on your little face. *hop onto the ball* Yeah, i'm moving around. How do you like that? *the soccer ball pop and lose a amount of air* Uh oh, i kill it. It's flat like a paper.
*Shantae: *show up with her friends* Whoa. Squid Baron, what are you doing here?
*Squid Baron: *hide the flat soccer ball* Uh, nothing. Just doing nothing.
*Sky: Where is the ball?
*Squid Baron: There was no ball.
*Rottytops: I see it in your little tiny tentacles.
*Squid Baron: That was soup.
*Rottytops: Soup isn't suppose to look flat. It's suppose to look like liquid on a bowl!
*Bolo: What did you do to the ball?
*Squid Baron: I was holding some pack of food in a box.
*Shantae: Show it.
*Squid Baron: *show his chinese food box* See? I was hungry all along.
*Shantae: Are you pulling our legs? Where is the ball?
*Squid Baron: *ate the whole chinese food and squeeze the box* Ah, that was tasty.
*Sky: Stop being dumb. Where is the ball!
*Squid Baron: Oh. *show the flat soccer ball* I found it on my way to the place and all i see is a dead sport on my little tiny tentacles.
*Sky: You son of a squid! That was the park's soccer ball.
*Squid Baron: What the? It wasn't my ball. It was the park's ball that you just told me.
*Shantae: Oh my seashells, you're going to pay for it.
*Bolo: You're going to get us in a lot of trouble now. How could you? What kind of baby monster are you?
*Squid Baron: I'm not a baby monster. I'm a octopus beast!
*Rottytops: Aren't you suppose to be in the ocean where you pop all the water balloons out?
*Squid Baron: You know what? Screw it. *throw the flat soccer ball to the water* I have a lesson to teach you.
*Shantae: You better be apologizing or we'll take your heart out.
*Squid Baron: It's a warp squid battle! *bump on Shantae*
*Shantae: Ow, Jesus.
*Sky: Wrench, go scratch him.
*Wrench: *scratch Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Ugh, my face.
*Bolo: Have a little spike ball on you. *use his flail on Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: God damn it. My eye balls. You little whooper snapper. You pay for a single big eye.
*Bolo: How about some kung-fu. *kick Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Son of a ink. *jump and slam Bolo*
*Bolo: Seriously?
*Shantae: Bolo.
*Squid Baron: This is the part where i beat the boss level. *hit Rottytops*
*Rottytops: Ooh. Spicy touch.
*Squid Baron: This one is easy to hit. *bump on Rottytops*
*Rottytops: Gosh.
*Squid Baron: Take a shower. *slam Rottytops*
*Sky: Rotty. What are you doing?!
*Squid Baron: You're making fun of me and you ruined my day even more than that Risky Boots woman.
*Sky: Risky Boots?
*Shantae: I thought you worked for her once.
*Squid Baron: She told me to beat you guys up! *bump on Sky and Shantae*
*Sky: Wrench, go escape for me. Tell Mimic that we're captured.
*Wrench: Caw!
*Squid Baron: *slam Wrench* Ah ha. That annoying little bird isn't going to tell anyone that you guys are dead.
*Sky: My pet bird! Didn't your mother tell you to slam on birds and eggs?
*Squid Baron: I was never told to. He look like a jack up parrot.
*Sky: He's no parrot.
*Shantae: Fire shot. *fire shot on Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Ouch. That was hot!
*Shantae: You pay for one little price of a sport ball.
*Squid Baron: Here come the slam! *jump and slam on Shantae*
(Back at the Tinkerbat Factory, Risky Boots is trying to locate the secret treasure on the secret island)
*Risky Boots: Where could that secret treasure be?
*Tinkerbat Captain: Why you need the treasure for?
*Risky Boots: That treasure is going to charge up the lasers and end Sequin Land for good, if i was a rich person.
*Tinkerbat Captain: I would love to live on a hotel and spend my life living in that big jacuzzi with the fishes.
*Risky Boots: You don't live in a hotel, you rent a hotel to stay you son of a bat!
*Tinkerbat Captain: Harsh. What about a apartment?
*Risky Boots: That's a trailer home where the poor people live.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Hey, don't say some. Some people who are rich still live in trailer homes. A apartment can either be on a building or a house. That's all to say. No comment.
*Risky Boots: I'm proud of my own lair. No one has to tell me what to do since we don't have to pay on anything like rents and bills.
*Jafar: *arrive from popping out of the red smoke* Risky Boots.
*Risky Boots: Ah, Jafar. My sweetheart. How was your nap?
*Jafar: Terrible. I never sleep on a great home like what Agrabah used to have.
*Risky Boots: You should have slept with me inside of sleeping in your own lamp.
*Jafar: I hear voices.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Are you deaf?
*Jafar: No. A big red squid has finally defeated Shantae and her friends. What a miracle.
*Risky Boots: I can't believe it. After all of his failures. He finally deserve what he really wanted to deserve. Sweet victory for everyone!
*Tinkerbats: *cheers*
*Tinkerbat Captain: Amazing. He's not dumb after all.
*Risky Boots: What the? What are you guys doing in our private place? Get back to your work desitnations!
*Tinkerbat #1: Fine boss.
*Tinkerbat #2: We are told what we are told to do. *he and the Tinkerbats walk back to their workplaces*
*Risky Boots: Such a bunch of idiots.
*Jafar: You should pick up Squid Baron and bring him the kids.
*Risky Boots: I like the sound of that. He's going to get what he deserved.
(Squid Baron is waiting outside for Risky Boots to come back)
*Squid Baron: *play with the flail* I am kung-fu fighting. *get hit by the spike ball* Ow. I hate when the blue-haired guy has dangerous weapons in his hands. I wonder why. It's like he has a ping-pong in his pockets.
*Risky Boots: *arrive from a portal* Squid Baron, how was lunch?
*Squid Baron: I ate like a warthog.
*Risky Boots: That count as a pig.
*Squid Baron: Oink. I like that word.
*Risky Boots: You finally defeated Shantae and her friends. You finally earned it.
*Squid Baron: Yes! But what do i get?
*Risky Boots: You'll see when we get into the factory.
*Squid Baron: Mind as well lift the big guys up?
*Risky Boots: I'm not picking them up. You are.
*Squid Baron: I can't hold them in one head.
*Risky Boots: You're a lazy bum. You know what? *use the force to throw Shantae and her friends to the portal, especially Wrench* Better.
*Squid Baron: Then let's go back.
(The heroes were brought into the lair from a portal)
*Jafar: What the?
*Tinkerbat Captain: I can't believe they're all defeated.
*Squid Baron: *pop out of the portal* I did it.
*Risky Boots: *pop out of the portal* You should've wait for me, stupid.
*Squid Baron: What did i do wrong?
*Tinkerbat Captain: So you defeated Shantae and her friends, didn't you?
*Squid Baron: Yes i did. Do i get a reward?
*Risky Boots: Yes, finally. You will get what you always wanted.
*Squid Baron: I wonder what prize i get?
*Risky Boots: You now deserve the golden seashell for your collection. *show the golden seashell to Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Wow. It's so rare. Where did you find one of those? Did they pop out of one of the kids meals in a fast-food restaurant?
*Risky Boots: I found it on the shore yesterday so i can give the prize to you for defeating what i always wanted for you to do.
*Squid Baron: It's a shell. Can it be used on a bra?
*Risky Boots: You're not a girl, dummy.
*Squid Baron: What can i do with the seashell?
*Risky Boots: You keep it in your collection, silly.
*Squid Baron: Alright. This is going to be a fine collection for my seashells. What do we got here?
*Risky Boots: The rarest one, the half-genie.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Then we got a booger human in green.
*Jafar: That zombie smell like cotton candy.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Cotton candy. Oh lookie here, it's boy with a flail. Does he ever take a shower?
*Risky Boots: A pretty woman with pants.
*Jafar: Wait a minute, what is that dead bird doing on the ground?
*Squid Baron: That was Sky's pet bird that she brought into the trip.
*Jafar: We didn't say to bring in the defeated heroes. You brought in a dead bird on the ground. What's wrong with you?!
*Squid Baron: Uh......he turned from a human to a bird like a demi-god.
*Risky Boots: Liar. *take the golden seashell and throw it to the lava*
*Squid Baron: Hey! That was my token.
*Risky Boots: I didn't except you to hurt all the living creatures in the world. What a sea killer you are.
*Squid Baron: What's wrong with me? That bird was a part of their team.
*Risky Boots: You are finished. Oh, one more thing to say, you're fired.
*Squid Baron: Fired? Like fried fish?
*Risky Boots: You're going back with the Techno Moron! *open the portal* Goodbye! *throw Squid Baron to the portal* Take the bird away fellow.
*Tinkerbat Captain: Aye aye captain. *throw Wrench to the portal*
*Risky Boots: *close the portal* Now, what can we do with these heroes?
*Jafar: I'll say we lock them up.
*Risky Boots: Good idea.
(Back at Techno Baron's lab where the meeting is being held in the conference room)
*Techno Baron: At the end of the day, we would like to thank all of you guys for coming over and listen to all the future announcements on what we are going to do next for next year.
*Techno Grunt #1: I'll say let's party.
*Techno Grunt #2: I got my elephant ears with me.
*Techno Baron: How about we feast on those tasty bear claws.
(Squid Baron crash to the table with Wrench from the portal)
*Techno Baron: Holy shampoo. Once again, you ruined our end of the meeting. What have you done?!
*Techno Grunt #3: Gross.
*Squid Baron: Ow. I lost my seashell. Now i have no life.
*Techno Baron: Squid Baron, why are you back here?
*Squid Baron: Sorry. I didn't have any passes to reach to your lab. I don't know how i ended up here. I got fired again.
*Techno Baron: For the 50th time? What's wrong with you? You can't act like a real squid. That's it, i'm throwing you away! Grunts, take him out of here.
*Squid Baron: No. I don't know what you're saying. I want to live like a bird!
*Techno Grunt #3: Ooh, birdie.
*Techno Grunt #4: Don't touch that.
*Techno Grunt #3: Sorry.
*Techno Baron: This bird is going to make my fine collection to a list of dead birds i own.
(At the system room, Squid Baron is strapped up on a chair as the grunts are about to turn on the portal machine to take Squid Baron away)
*Techno Baron: My fellow sea creature friend, any last words before you're out of the world?
*Squid Baron: Out of the world? But i live in this world. I have a home which is a ocean made of water and sand.
*Techno Baron: We're moving you out. You are no longer part of the barons and you will never be a part of Feather God's army of supervillains.
*Techno Grunt #1: We're going to eat all the seafood for the holidays except you.
*Squid Baron: No. You can't take me away. You will never take me and abandon me in a group of barons like you. What make you a bad person?
*Techno Baron: I'm not bad person. I captured a giant mermaid once. Then i captured a red big squid like you.
*Squid Baron: Those villains i work with are liars. They lie too much! They want to destroy my world and destroy my home.
*Techno Baron: What are you even saying? You have a home in your ocean.
*Squid Baron: Get me out of here or i go nuts.
*Techno Grunt #2: I like peanuts.
*Techno Baron: Good. Never ever i see you again. Off you go. *hit the switch and warp Squid Baron to the hole*
*Squid Baron: Help me!
*Techno Baron: Woo hoo! We did it. Squid Baron is out of the group. Squid will no longer be a member of the barons.
*Techno Grunt #3: What are we going to do with the dead bird?
*Techno Baron: Chain him to the bird cage.
*Techno Grunt #3: Yes boss.
*Techno Baron: No dumb loser can join into my group. Ever.
(Squid Baron is into the wormhole, trying to get himself out of the chair)
*Squid Baron: This is like a amusement ride with a chair that take you to a haunted park like never seen before. I need to get these thing out of me. My body isn't moving up. Help me Lord Savior! Why?!!!
(Squid Baron then crash in a new world to the desert as he got out of the chair)
*Squid Baron: *cough* My god. What a bumpy ride. Where is the water? *look for a watering hole* Yes! Water! *rush and jump into the watering hole* Ha ha ha. *splash the water* I found water! Yes! This is the life of paradise.
(A group of piranhas stare at Squid Baron relaxing in the water)
*Squid Baron: Ah. I never knew there was a place like Kokomo. Just like the Beach Boys song. Wait, what is that bubbling sound?
(The piranhas pop out and bite one of Squid Baron's tentacles)
*Squid Baron: Ah! Get off me you little sharp fishes! *jump and scream from the piranhas biting him and spin to slam all the piranhas out* Get out, get out, get out! You can't take away my cute tentacles! *bump on the piranhas* What's wrong with you? I gotta find a place to stay. This is not the perfect place for me to be with a bunch of creepy sharp looking fishes.
(At the Palace of Agrabah in the pool area, Aladdin is about to jump into the pool with Genie)
*Genie: Fresh day, isn't it Aladdin?
*Aladdin: Yes. It is time for me to jump! *jump in the water, realizing it's cold* Eek! It's too cold. Genie, what did you do to the water?
*Genie: That wasn't me.
*Aladdin: Do you have a thermometer?
*Genie: No. The palace doesn't even have a thermometer.
*Aladdin: Jasmine, what is the point of this pool being cold?
*Jasmine: Aladdin, we're in the middle of winter. The water is suppose to be cold like that.
*Aladdin: But we're not in some snowy place like Alaska. I don't know why the water is cold like that. I'm freezing in here.
*Genie: How about we heat the pool for ya? *heat the pool with warm water*
*Aladdin: Wow. Thanks Genie.
*Genie: With a wish asked. Now it's time for me to jump! *transform his pants with swim pants and jump in the water*
*Aladdin: *laugh*
*Genie: You never had a friend like me, buddy.
*Jasmine: Alright. Maybe i'll go in and have some fun with you guys. *jump in the water*
*Aladdin: Whoa, you made it in.
*Jasmine: See, now i'm in the pool with the warm water.
*Genie: I was going to make it hot like a jacuzzi, but it wouldn't be a hot pool without a late summer.
*Jasmine: Do you mind tricking Iago into something?
*Genie: Ooh. We got one.
(Iago is seen sleeping on a hammock in the grass)
*Iago: What a day. No noisy neighbors on the block.
(Aladdin, Genie and Jasmine sneak on a tree where they spy on Iago)
*Aladdin: There he is.
*Jasmine: Shh.
*Aladdin: What?
*Jasmine: You're going to wake him up.
*Genie: I got a plan.
*Jasmine: How about we do it in the top of the tree?
*Genie: It's too hide.
*Aladdin: In the bush.
(The gang hide into the bush to avoid Iago waking up)
*Aladdin: What is your step?
*Genie: All we gonna do is try to throw water balloons on him.
*Aladdin: How are we gonna do that?
*Genie: It's more like a prank-type thing. Watch this. *throw a water balloon on the grass*
*Iago: Wet waters, falling drops. I need quiet.
*Jasmine: You should throw some water balloons at him.
*Genie: Good idea. Remember the last time when Iago took my toothbrush before bed? Look like he won't be sorry for himself. *throw a water balloon at Iago and make him fall*
*Iago: *crash on the grass* Gosh! Who threw this water balloon at me?!
*Aladdin, Genie and Jasmine: *giggle*
*Iago: That's it. I am never going to stay on this hammock ever again! I'm outta here. I'm going somewhere else but the tricky parts of the palace.
*Aladdin: So many hits, so little time.
*Jasmine: That's a good one Genie.
*Genie: This is what he get when he never shut up about anything in the world like going into a flea market, he complain about the small prices.
*Aladdin: We're not as rich as we are.
*Jasmine: We used to have a mean prince in Agrabah, and now he's out.
*Aladdin: Look like i'm the new prince of the city.
*Genie: Are you willing to become kings and queens.
*Aladdin: We're kings and queens. You didn't know?
*Genie: Oh my. How did i forget?
*Aladdin: An elephant never forgets.
*Genie: A flamingo never forgets.
*Jasmine: Mind as well go grab some lunch?
*Aladdin: Yeah. We're going to have the best holiday staying in Agrabah.
*Genie: After a long trip of traveling around the world. It is time to take a break in the palace.
(Back in the desert, Squid Baron is walking through the sand and almost feeling tired from the hot weather)
*Squid Baron: Shoot, shoot, shoot. I can't take it any longer. Where could the real watering hole be? *clean his eyes and see Agrabah* Huh, what? A town! I see a town! I'm goimg to find some water! Water, here i come! *run to Agrabah*
(Squid Baron rushes to Agrabah and get hit by a gate to the town)
*Squid Baron: Wait a minute. There's a gate blocking the way. There is no point on having a big gate door in front of the door. What should i do to get here. A diversion.
(The guards are at Agrabah, guarding the door as the big squid knocks)
*Guard #1: Ugh, far-walkers.
*Guard #2: Just let them in.
*Guard #1: *open the gate* Hello, may i help you with anything?
*Squid Baron: *show his cute sad face*
*Guard #1: Is that a big baby squid?
*Guard #2: What kind of sea creature is that?
*Guard #1: I never seen anything like that.
*Guard #2: I think he's lost for his mommy. Let's bring the baby here.
*Guard #1: Hey. You want some food to eat? The Sultan is having a buffet back at the palace. You might come over and feast yourself some delicious sandwiches.
*Squid Baron: *make a baby sound* Sandwich.
*Guard #1: Aw.
*Guard #2: Bring the baby over.
(Inside of the palace, the Sultan has the buffet set up as a bunch of people come and serve themselves some food)
*Sultan: Thank you all for coming. We're going to have the best buffet for the holidays.
*Razoul: Make sure you place all the plates in the sink. Don't break them or else, you're paying a fine fee.
(Aladdin, Jasmine and Genie show up after leaving the pool, clean as fresh and have their normal clothes on)
*Aladdin: Man, what a day.
*Jasmine: Looking good for a fine lady.
*Genie: Who needed to dry when a genie has the powers to clean with a high amount of wind.
*Aladdin: Look over here. Food.
*Genie: Ah. Let's serve some delicious sandwiches.
*Jasmine: They're selling sandwiches?
*Aladdin: It's what the chefs order for us.
*Sultan: Aladdin my boy. You're here. How was the pool?
*Aladdin: Clean as new.
*Jasmine: It's a whole new world out here.
*Genie: I heat the pool so no one get sick in the middle of the weather.
*Sultan: Okay. Get in line you guys.
*Aladdin: Thanks a lot.
*Jasmine: It been a long day.
*Genie: Aw man, the line is longer like yesterday's. I know.
*Aladdin: Genie.
*Jasmine: No.
*Genie: What? I was going to fast-forward the line.
*Jasmine: You can't flash-forward with time.
*Aladdin: Just be patient. You'll get your food in no time.
*Genie: Hmm. *make a sandwich* There. Now i don't have to wait that longer to serve my food.
*Aladdin: Fine Genie. You're lucky that you can make magic, but not us.
*Genie: See you at the table.
*Aladdin: He's on a tight schedule.
*Jasmine: Our schedule is always busy.
TO BE CONTINUED
Next: Shantae and Aladdin: Once Upon a Squid (Chapter 2)
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