WikiViews/A WikiViews Easter Special: God's Not Dead: Electric Boogaloo

==Transcript==
An opening resembling the classic CBS Special Presentation one plays, saying "A WikiViews Special Presentation". It cuts to Dillon getting ready for Easter as Nolan comes over dressed as the Easter Bunny.
* Dillon: DIE!
He grabs a machine gun.
* Nolan: Whoa! What the fuck?!
*Dillon: Oh, it's you. I thought you were my sleep paralysis demon.
*Nolan: Sleep paralysis what?!
*Dillon: Demon. And why are you dressed as the Easter Bunny? This ain't Halloween. It's Easter, you idiot.
*Nolan: Hence why I'm dressed as the Easter Bunny. I've been chosen by the neighborhood to promote this year's egg hunt.
*Dillon: You trust Mayor Cthulhu?
*Nolan: Wait, his name is Cthulhu? His wife is a very good fucker though.
*Dillon: YOU CUCKED CTHULHU?!
A gorgeous green-haired red-eyed woman wearing a robe comes over and massages Nolan.
*Nolan: Dil, meet my fiancée Daisy. She's to fill the divorce papers from him.
*Dillon: You want to mess with an elder god?
*Nolan: She can handle him.
Fake Nolan opens the door.
*Fake Nolan: What the?...Is that a clone of me?.....with the wife of Cthulhu?
Dillon shoots him, revealing a skin suit.
* Dillon: Nice try! I know that the real Nolan is a sucker for green heads.
*Fake Nolan: (as he is still shot) Dude... I'm into brunettes and blondes.
Dillon shoots the fake Nolan some more. Meanwhile, Cthulhu is pissed as he suddenly notices his stash of cancelled God's Not Dead sequels. He laughs evilly.
*Cthulhu: This will teach Daisy to not cheat on me! Now to mail them to Nolan's house! They will make him go insane!
He sluggishly walks to the postman as he hides the box on his bag.
* Cthulhu: Hey! Mailboy!
He notices the package.
* Mailman: What's that? Hmmm, I see. Just hand me the package.
He does as it cuts back to Dillon and Nolan's house as Dillon is still working on Easter stuff. Stella joins over.
* Stella: Hey, what are you doing?
*Dillon: Easter stuff. Wanna help?
*Stella: Why not?
They smile.
* Daisy: Just kiss already!
*Dillon: Shut up!
Suddenly, a package arrives.
*Nolan: (spotting) It's mine!
He opens it as it is the rejected God's Not Dead movies.
*Nolan: God's Not Dead? Those movies made to please religious nutjobs?
*Dillon: Oh no... Isn't that one that had a sequel with Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Ernie Hudson?
*Daisy: Look at the time. I have to leave!
She gives Nolan a kiss and opens a portal to the Underworld.
*Stella: Unlike her, I don't have nothing to do right now. So... wait a minute, I think she made up an excuse to not watch it!
She opens a portal and brings her back as she groans.
* Daisy: If I throw up by the Christian wholesomeness, I am blaming it on you. And I will try to throw up on you too.
Dillon turns on the TV and puts in the first canned sequel: God's Not Dead: The White House.
* Dillon: Interesting.
He plays it and grabs some popcorn.
*Trailer Announcer: In a world where the faith in God has vanished, only one person can bring faith back.
*Daisy: Huh, it doesn't look so bad.
*Trailer Announcer: And he is the US President.
We see the President holding a Bible.
* Trailer Announcer: Starring Christian Slater, Angela Kinsey, Tommy Wiseau, Lil Rel Howery, Zendaya and Jeffrey Combs.
*Stella: Oh wow...
*Dillon: Shhh....