A Boy with 2 Brains/Transcript

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(Intro plays)
Sagu: (eats bird) (burps)
A NETFLIX SERIES
Sagu: (sniffs)
Gracee: (shrieks)
Conner: Go, go, go, go, go!
Gracee: Ah!
RV: (Explodes)
The Conner Show!
Conner: See, everything worked out. (head becomes the title’s second O) (Laughs)
Gracee: Aw, I wanna be a letter!
Created by Conner Hawkins
Sagu: (burps)
A Boy with Two Brains
Written by Alexis Hamm
Directed by Isiah Hamm
Conner: (panting) Ok, perfect, now that I reached my locker. I can unload these books for my other class periods. Huh? What? Huh!?!
Gracee: Oh, they’re tiny!
Conner: Why, Gracee? Why are the lockers so small?
Gracee: Well, actually, they had to expand the trophy case to make room for all of the participation trophies.
(trophies shine)
Conner: Participation trophies? Those things have clearly ruined society! Trophies used to mean something, Gracee! They were a way to signify the best! First place in the spelling bee! Most three-pointers in a game!
Gracee: Uh, well, I got a trophy once for shoving the most marbles up my nose.
Conner: A true talent.
Gracee: (gasps) That’s what the emergency surgeon said!
Conner: Well, now your trophy’s worthless.
Gracee: Why?!
Conner: Why? It’s because today, everyone gets a trophy which means everyone’s the best! Which isn’t possible that means we live in a world where trophies are completely without value! If I ever find the guy who…
Isiah: A D?! Oh, you gave me a D, Mr. Koopa! Trying to ruin my rep?! I’ll let you get back to teaching when you give me an F!
Mr. Koopa: (grunting)
Gracee: Oh, poor Mr. Koopa.
Conner: What?
Gracee: Didn’t you see?! Isiah’s bullying him!
Conner: Well, I hope Isiah’s not expecting an award for being the best bully! (grunts)
(dramatic music plays)
Isiah: (punching) Huh?
Mr. Koopa: Ouch!
Isiah: Huh? We’re walking up to him right now?! He’s fine, he’s fine, back off!
Mr. Koopa: (groans)
Gracee: Move!
(students scream)
Conner: (gasps)
Mr. Koopa: (exclaims) Oh, you saved me! You saved me! That is the nicest thing a student has ever done! You will get an award for this!
(dramatic music plays)
Mr. Koopa: (clears throat) For bravery in a hallway or other school path of travel, I award Conner with the Nicest Person trophy!
(students gasp, cheer)
Students: Nicest person! Nicest person!
Isiah: What?!
Conner: Um, thanks? This, uh, this means so much to me!
Gracee: But I thought you said trophies were really bad…
Conner: Forget everything I said, Gracee! Trophies are great.
Gracee: Huh? I never thought about it that way. (blows airhorn) Aw, heck yeah!
Students: (cheer) (chanting Conner)
Isiah: Woah! (groans)
(rock music plays)
Isiah: 😳😠😡
Meanwhile at Dazed and One-Fused ice cream shop…
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