Wheeler/Quotes

This page lists Wheeler's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
==Wheeler==
=== Tools===
====Base Game====
* Axe- "If a tree falls in the forest, it was probably from an axe."
* Luxury Axe- "Swell. Because I can't think of anything better to do with gold."
* Shovel- "Good for digging things. And whacking things."
* Regal Shovel- "A little gaudy for my taste."
* Pickaxe- "Swell. Now I have no excuse not to do back-breaking mining work."
* Opulent Pickaxe- "I used a precious metal to make a rock smasher!"
* Razor- "I've never seen a serrated razor before."
* Hammer- "Everyone needs a tool to smash things with."
* Pitchfork- "For eating big meals."
* Feather Pencil- "So good it even makes my handwriting legible!"
* Brush- "Not my idea of a good hair brush but those beefalo seem to like it."
* Saddle- "I like it. But I'm not the one who has to wear it."
* War Saddle- "Extra durable for the extra adventurous."
* Glossamer Saddle- "Woowee! You can really get some speed on this!"
* Saddlehorn- "A shoehorn for a saddle."
* Salt Lick- "Swell. It's a big lump of salt."
====Shipwrecked====
* Machete- "Machete. Designed for adventure."
* Luxury Machete- "For the sophisticated adventurer."
====Hamlet====
* Shears- "Time to do some yard work."
=== Lights===
====Base Game====
* Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I know a thing or two about hot air."
* Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "That's a lot of hot air!"
* Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again!"
* Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "Needs something... It needs to not go out!"
* Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "It has a glow about it."
* Campfire (out)- "Swell. At least I got some ash out of the whole thing."
* Fire Pit (out)- "Throw some fuel in there and it's start right up again."
* Torch- "Nothing more useful than a stick on fire."
* Miner Hat- "Does it glow brighter if I think harder?"
* Pumpkin Lantern- "Who knew bugs and a rotting vegetable could be so comforting."
* Lantern- "Portable light for when you're tired of lighting things on fire."
====Reign of Giants====
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cold fire! I wonder if it still makes balloons rise."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Woohoo! I'm getting cold under the collar!"
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Much better than the summer campfires I had when I was a kid."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "Better add some fuel before it warms up."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Quick, add fuel before it gets warm!"
* Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, it was interesting while it lasted."
* Endothermic Fire Pit(out)- "Throw some fuel in there and it'll start right up again."
* Moggles- "Ready for a little nighttime exploring?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Chiminea (all stages)- "A nice cozy place for a nice cozy fire."
* Bottle Lantern- "I'm sure they love it in there."
* Boat Torch- "Open fire on a wooden boat. The most adventurous thing I've ever done."
* Boat Lantern- "I could've used one of these for my balloon.
* Obsidian Fire Pit and Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "I know a thing or two about hot air."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "That's a lot of hot air."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "Needs something..."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "It has a glow about it."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "Throw some logs in there and it'll start right up again."
* Tar Lamp- "Impromptu light source."
* Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "That's a lot of hot air!"
* Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again!"
* Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Needs something... probably something to burn."
* Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Still glowing, but nearing its demise."
* Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Swell. It's gone out."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Candle Hat- "Swell. I feel completely safe with an open flame on my head."
* Cowl- "Aw... It doesn't even let me fly."
=== Survival===
====Base Game====
* Backpack- "Finally! My pockets were getting full."
* Piggyback- "Storage space! Just what I always wanted!"
* Bird Trap- "It keeps the little birdies grounded."
* Bug Net- "I'll teach those bugs to flaunt their flying around me."
* Fishing Rod- "Amazing what you can make with a stick and some spider webs."
* Straw Roll- "I'm thinking its good for one, maybe two, dreams."
* Fur Roll- "I bet I'll dream of bunnies."
* Tent- "Nothing more therapeutic than sleeping in some spiderwebs."
* Trap- "I need to trap something good. Preferably a sandwich."
* Honey Poultice- "Looks like it will... work?"
* Healing Salve- "Take some ashes. Add some rocks. Throw in some spider guts... and voila!"
* Umbrella- "Because you never know when it's going to rain. Unless you check the weather reports."
* Compass-
** N- "North."
** S- "South."
** E- "East."
** W- "West."
** NE- "Northeast."
** SE- "Southeast."
** NW- "Northwest."
** SW- "Southwest."
* Compass (generic)- "Mine's better."
* Compass (broken)- "They just don't make compasses like they used to."
* Bundling Wrap- "Wrapped up extra tight so it'll fit in my pocket."
* Bundled Supplies- "Extra storage space!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Insulated Pack- "A nice little picnic basket."
* Luxury Fan- "Hey, whatever works."
* Siesta Lean-to- "For little day trips to dreamland."
* Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I can't nap at night. I sleep too long."
* Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "No time for naps, I'm in jeopardy!"
* Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Last time I slept on an empty stomach I ate my pillow."
* Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "Caves are for spelunking, not sleeping."
* Tent (overheating)- "I'm not that eager for adventure!"
* Tent (burnt)- "Glad I wasn't in it at the time."
* Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It looks burnt out."
* Thermal Stone- "It's a rock. An interesting rock. But a rock."
* Thermal Stone (frozen)- "So cold my fingers will stick to it if I'm not careful."
* Thermal Stone (cold)- "Pfft. I could barely get frost bite from it now."
* Thermal Stone (warm)- "Somewhere in between warm milk and excruciating heat."
* Thermal Stone (hot)- "A big hot rock. What more could a gal ask for?"
* Pretty Parasol- "It's pretty. Pretty useful."
====Shipwrecked====
* Thatch Pack- "You can never have enough storage space."
* Booty Bag- "Storage space that pays for itself!"
* Sea Sack- "Refrigerated pocket space!"
* Tropical Fan- "If I had enough of these, you think I could fly away?"
* Silly Monkey Ball- "I'm pretty proud of the sewing job on this."
* Tropical Parasol- "A portable tree to stand under."
* Anti Venom- "A cure for too much adventure."
* Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Seems... safe?"
====Hamlet====
* Bug B'Gone- "This'll keep those tiny flyers grounded."
* Bird Whistle- "Maybe this bird whistle will convince a bird to fly me out of here."
===Food===
====Base Game====
* Crock Pot (empty)- "Meals are typically better if they contain food."
* Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Hope I don't die of hunger while I wait."
* Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It'll be done in short order."
* Crock Pot (finished)- "Through the teeth, past the gums..."
* Bee Box- "A box of honey just waiting to happen."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "Come on, bees. You can do it!"
* Bee Box (some honey)- "Just a touch of honey in there."
* Bee Box (full of honey)- "Oh, honey!"
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Normally I don't stick around long enough to grow a garden."
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Not quite ripe."
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)- "Harvest time!"
* Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I'll have to throw some more manure on it."
* Ice Box- "As long as I don't have to lug it around with me."
* Drying Rack- "Dried food is all I ever eat on long balloon trips."
* Drying Rack (drying)- "It's like watching food dry."
* Drying Rack (finished)- "Dry, chewy and ready for adventure."
====Reign of Giants====
* Crock Pot (burnt)- "No one ever accused me of being a good cook."
* Bee Box (burnt)- "Smells like honey roasted wood."
* Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Swell. Time to find another hobby."
* Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This rain's not helping things."
* Drying Rack (burnt)- "A little too dry."
* Bucket-o-poop- "Swell. A bucket of poop."
====Shipwrecked====
* Mussel Stick- "Huh. I don't know what those sea creatures see in this stick."
* Mussel Bed- "Not much use out of the water."
* Fish Farm (empty)- "Swell. A fish farm without any fish."
* Fish Farm (growing)- "Nothing more exciting than waiting for fish to hatch."
* Fish Farm (one fish)- "Could use some more swimming things. Preferably fish."
* Fish Farm (two fish)- "There's something swimming around in there. Let's hope it's fish."
* Fish Farm (three fish)- "Populating nicely."
* Fish Farm (four fish)- "Fish dinners for days."
====Hamlet====
* Sprinkler- "I'll be honest, I'm probably going to run through it."
===Science===
====Base Game====
* Science Machine- "Time to make some discoveries of the scientific variety!"
* Alchemy Engine- "Alright machine, tell me something I don't know."
* Thermal Measurer- "Every aeronaut needs one in her possession."
* Rainometer- "A good aeronaut always has a barometer handy."
* Lightning Rod- "Does disguising itself like lightning help it do its job?"
* Lightning Rod (charged)- "Keeps the darkness and the lightning away. My new favorite thing."
* Gunpowder- "Makes things go kabloo-ey."
====Reign of Giants====
* Science Machine (burnt)- "I'm guessing it's time to rebuild."
* Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Swell. It's useless now."
* Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Wonder what the temperature of that fire was."
* Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess it can't predict fire as well as it predicts rain."
* Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Well, it's not going to work when it's off."
* Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Nothing keeps fire away like chucking pieces of ice at it."
* Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "I need to refuel."
* Electrical Doodad- "One of these is nice. Two is better."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sea Lab- "Am I sure that bamboo will keep it out of the water?"
* Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "I'm used to making ice the old fashioned way. By freezing water."
* Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "There'll be little pellets of ice as far as the eye can see!"
* Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Needs more fuel to make more frozen."
* Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's desperate for something to burn into ice."
* Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Drat. I let the fuel get too low."
* Quacken Drill- "Too bad tar tycoons aren't as rich as oil tycoons."
====Hamlet====
* Smelter- "It takes the heavy metal and makes it heavier."
* Oscillating Fan- "A plane propeller would be better."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomploshrine- "Why would I do this? Because it's there."
===Fight===
====Base Game====
* Spear- "Looks sharp. Sharp could come in handy around here."
* Ham Bat- "Oh good. I was looking for a way to work on my swing."
* Boomerang- "If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's probably a boomerang."
* Boomerang (hit self)- "Ouch! That came back to haunt me."
* Blow Dart- "You mean I have to blow into it myself?"
* Sleep Dart- "This one's so boring it puts things to sleep."
* Fire Dart- "Oh! A rival projectile launcher."
* Football Helmet- "Perfect for ramming things with my head."
* Grass Suit- "Because everyone knows grass is nigh on impenetrable."
* Log Suit- "I think it brings out the color in my eyes."
* Marble Suit- "It's like wearing a tank. Like driving a tank too."
* Bee Mine- "If those bees were nicer to me, I might feel sorry for them."
* Tooth Trap- "Ambush from below."
====Reign of Giants====
* Scalemail- "Some kind of fancy flight suit."
* Morning Star- "Speak softly and carry a bright stick."
* Weather Pain- "I think I'll see which way the wind blows before I use this."
====Shipwrecked====
* Poison Spear- "Who needs quick deaths when they can be slow and painful?"
* Poison Dart- "I prefer to use my horn. On the other hand, who can say no to poison."
* Coconade- "Bad news: It doesn't fit the Pew-matic. Good news: It doesn't have to."
* Coconade (lit)- "Now is not the time for a closer examination."
* Spear Gun (empty) and Spear Gun- "I prefer it when firing projectiles is accompanied by a honking noise."
* Poison Spear Gun- "Takes the fun out of hand-to-hand combat. I'm okay with that."
* Obsidian Spear Gun- "A flaming projectile. One thing the Pew-matic doesn't have."
* Cutlass Supreme- "I'm off to swashbuckle."
* Horned Helmet- "All the rage with the 'not dying' crowd."
* Seashell Suit- "She wears seashells by the seashore."
* Limestone Suit- "It's heavier than the sandbags on my balloon."
* Cactus Armor- "All the rage with the dangerous vegetation crowd."
====Hamlet====
* Halberd- "The must-have multi-tool for adventurers."
* Cork Bat- "Time for all that stick ball playing to come in handy."
* Weevole Mantle- "If only it had those bug wings."
* Mant Mask- "Swell. Now I know what it smells like to be an insect."
* Mant Suit- "All dressed up and ready to cr'kit."
* Fancy Helmet- "Saves me head pain but gives me neck pain."
* Tin Suit- "Oof. It's heavier than ballast."
* Blunderbuss- "I still like my Pew-matic more."
=== Structures===
====Base Game====
* Birdcage- "I know how it feels to be grounded."
* Birdcage (occupied)- "I'll let you out if you fly me away from here."
* Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Sleep well and dream of clouds."
* Pig House- "Should I knock and ask to borrow some bacon grease?"
* Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "Looks like a party going on. And I'm not invited."
* Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "They need all the beauty sleep they can get."
* Rabbit Hutch- "Both room and board. Clever."
* Hay Wall (held)- "Swell. Nothing more durable than a wall of grass."
* Hay Wall- "I'm sure this will keep the monsters at bay."
* Wood Wall (held)- "A fence should be in the ground. That's 'Fence Building 101'."
* Wood Wall- "At least I don't have to paint it."
* Stone Wall (held)- "You know this would be a lot more useful on the ground."
* Stone Wall- "I'm going to miss it when a monster tears it down."
* Chest- "More pockets!"
* Sign- "It's a sign. Literally and figuratively."
* Potted Fern- "Aww... A house warming gift. How nice!"
* Mini Sign (held)- "I should put this somewhere, I'm getting tired of lugging it around."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "Swell. A sign announcing nothing."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A sign. Always useful for organizing."
* Wood Fence (held)- "I bet there's a better place for this."
* Wood Fence- "Don't fence me in."
* Wood Gate (held)- "I'd rather not carry this around any more than I have to."
* Wood Gate- "Creaky."
====Reign of Giants====
* Pig House (burnt)- "Guess there's no fire department around here."
* Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Looks a little burnt."
* Hay Wall (burnt)- "Can't say I didn't see that coming."
* Wood Wall (burnt)- "What did I think would happen?"
* Chest (burnt)- "Guess I shouldn't have made it out of wood."
* Scaled Chest- "Who doesn't need a fireproof chest?"
* Sign (burnt)- "Still functions as a landmark."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sand Castle (normal and sand)- "Why have real adventures when I can play adventures in the sand?"
* Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "I'd rather live on my balloon."
* Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Where'd they take all my things?!"
* Limestone Wall (held)- "As much as I love carrying this around, I think it would be better on the ground."
* Limestone Wall- "Those coral better do a good job or they're going right back into the sea."
* Dragoon Den- "Obviously the home of an athletic dynamo."
* Sandbag (held)- "Even small sandbags are heavy to carry around all the time."
* Sandbag- "I used to use them as ballast."
* Seaworthy- "Off to another adventure!"
* Buoy- "Tiny little floating lighthouses."
* Sea Chest- "Waterborne storage."
* Ballphin Palace- "Did they build that with their fins?"
* Sea Wall (held)- "I'm no architect, but I know this works better on the ground."
* Sea Wall- "Keep the bad guys out, but don't fence me in."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Barrel- "Pretty small but I'm desperate for storage space."
===Refine===
====Base Game====
* Rope- "I feel really confident about the strength of this braided grass."
* Boards- "I'd be board too, if I just lay around all day."
* Cut Stone- "Amazing what happens when you mash a few stones together."
* Papyrus- "Dear Diary, today I made paper."
* Purple Gem- "Shiny. Purple. Ready for evil."
* Nightmare Fuel- "A perfectly normal fuel source made of dark souls."
* Beeswax- "Aww... Those bees made it just for me."
* Wax Paper- "If only it kept me as dry and warm as my things."
====Shipwrecked====
* Cloth- "The same stuff my balloon is made out of."
* Limestone- "I sacrificed color in favor of usefulness."
* Empty Bottle- "Swell. An empty bottle. Just what I was looking for."
* Coral Nubbin- "Look small enough to fire out a Pew-matic."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Sapling- "You better be worth the effort."
===Magic===
====Base Game====
* Meat Effigy- "Adventuring insurance."
* Prestihatitator- "Well la di da! Aren't you fancy."
* Shadow Manipulator- "Oooh. Dark and mysterious. I like it."
* Pan Flute- "Pan flute music: so boring everyone falls instantly asleep."
* Night Light- "It's like a garden light fueled by evil."
* Night Armor- "Looks... safe?"
* Dark Sword- "Well if this doesn't say adventure, I don't know what does."
* One-man Band- "I wonder if I can play "Twinkle Twinkle" on this."
* Bat Bat- "Aw. I was hoping it would let me fly."
* Belt of Hunger- "It'll be all the rage in Paris."
* Chilled Amulet- "Keeps me cold-hearted."
* Nightmare Amulet- "The kind of thing that'll give you nightmares."
* Life Giving Amulet- "Now I can have two lifetimes of adventure."
* Fire Staff- "All right, I'll play with fire."
* Ice Staff- "An icicle waiting to happen."
* Telelocator Staff- "I like the teleporting. Could do without being struck by lightning, though."
* Telelocator Focus (full)- "Always good to stay focused."
* Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I think it likes gems. Can't say I blame it."
* Telolocator Socket (full)- "Helps with keeping focus."
* Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Looking for gems. Aren't we all."
====Reign of Giants====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not so great at resurrecting itself."
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Couldn't pull a fire extinguisher out of that top hat?"
* Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "A sure sign it wasn't fireproofed."
* Old Bell- "I could ring it. That'd be fun."
====Shipwrecked====
* Piratihatitator- "It pillages the magical knowledge."
* Piratihatitator (burnt)- "It probably deserved it."
* Dripple Pipes- "If I play it out the other end does it make it not rain?"
====Hamlet====
* Hogus Porkusator- "It's just teasing me with those wings."
* Pugalisk Wand- "Look into its eye..."
* Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I've my doubts it'll actually fly, but I'm desperate."
* Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Does it actually fly?!"
* Living Artifact- "An invitation to adventure."
* Root Trunk- "All my storage problems, solved!"
* Vortex Cloak- "A deep dark hole full of storage space."
===Dress===
====Base Game====
* Sewing Kit- "Is it too much to ask to have a personal tailor sew everything for me?
* Rabbit Earmuffs- "The rabbits whisper their secrets to me."
* Straw Hat- "I like it. It says, "I'm desperate for headwear.""
* Beefalo Hat- "It's all the rage with my beefalo friends."
* Beekeeper Hat- "I'm wearing this the next time I go out on the town."
* Feather Hat- "All these feathers and no wings."
* Winter Hat- "I'll wear it and think of summer."
* Top Hat- "Those spiders sure do make fancy hat material."
* Dapper Vest- "All dressed up and ready for adventure."
* Breezy Vest- "Now I'm only slightly freezing cold."
* Puffy Vest- "I bet it'd be even warmer if there were sleeves."
* Bush Hat- "Good thing this is a great disguise, because I don't want to be seen wearing it."
* Garland- "A proper hat for adventuring in peaceful meadows."
* Walking Cane- "An efficient way to adventure."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cat Cap- "It's like walking around with a cat on my head."
* Fashion Melon- "Admit it. I look good in this."
* Ice Cube- "Quite frankly, I don't care who sees me like this."
* Rain Coat- "Alright rain, hit me with your best shot!"
* Rain Hat- "Keeps my noggin nice and dry."
* Summer Frest- "My sneaking around skills will finally get noticed."
* Floral Shirt- "Still smells like flowers."
* Eyebrella- "Guess it likes to look at the sky."
* Hibearnation Vest- "I'll call it my "Wintertime Adventure Vest"."
====Shipwrecked====
* Brain of Thought- "If it really made me smarter, I could figure out how it worked."
* Snakeskin Hat- "A good hat if you don't like being struck by lightning."
* Snakeskin Jacket- "I'll leave this one for a rainy day."
* Blubber Suit- "Every adventure has a low point. This may be it."
* Windbreaker- "I'll never get blown off course with this jacket."
* Tar Suit- "I like it. It says I'm willing to wear anything."
* Particulate Purifier- "Ah... a refinery and a fashion statement all in one."
* Sleek Hat- "I wonder if this would work on my balloon too."
* Shark Tooth Crown- "The gold tooth is a nice touch."
* Dumbrella- "I'll be twice as sure to forget it at home now."
====Hamlet====
* Gas Mask- "Stylish. I'd wear this even if it didn't save my life."
* Pith Hat- "A proper adventuring hat."
* Thunderhat- "Won't ground me in a storm."
===Ancient===
====Base Game====
* Thulecite- "Just the kind of weird thing I was looking for."
* Thulecite Wall (held)- "Better not drop this on my toe."
* Thulecite Wall- "No better use for a precious rock than building a wall."
* Thulecite Medallion (min)- "A little too calm around here for my taste."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Something's happening. I don't know what, but definitely something."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "Things are getting... interesting."
* Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I wanted an adventure. This is definitely an adventure."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Things are getting back to normal. Whatever "normal" is."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Well, that was fun."
* Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Nothing going on here."
* The Lazy Forager- "It must sense my magnetic personality."
* Magiluminescence- "Puts a light on my chest and a spring in my step."
* Construction Amulet- "Fabrication just got easier."
* The Lazy Explorer- "Not as good as flying, but it'll have to do."
* Star Caller's Staff- "Always wanted to get closer to the stars."
* Deconstruction Staff- "A stick with a stone in it. Oh, and it has magic powers."
* Pick/Axe- "Frees up some pocket space."
* Thulecite Crown- "A crown you can wear anywhere. Even fighting monsters."
* Thulecite Suit- "Ready for whatever adventures come my way."
* Thulecite Club- "All those years playing stick ball will finally come in handy."
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "What are you looking at?"
* Houndius Shootius- "Just what I always wanted, my own personal shooting eye!"
=== Nautical===
====Shipwrecked====
* Log Raft- "About as stable as a wooden balloon."
* Raft- "Would probably work just as well as an aeroplane."
* Row Boat- "If only I had oars for my balloon."
* Cargo Boat- "Now all my things can go adventuring with me."
* Armored Boat- "Nothing will get past these strategically placed seashells!"
* Encrusted Boat- "Strong enough to take on an adventure."
* The 'Sea Legs'- "But can it fly?"
* Boat Repair Kit- "Swell. Because cork is known for its durability."
* Thatch Sail- "Leaves. What can't they do?"
* Cloth Sail- "Nice cloth. It makes good material for a hot air balloon too."
* Snakeskin Sail- "Too heavy for balloon material. Just right for a sail."
* Feather Lite Sail- "I can pretend I'm flying through the water."
* Iron Wind- "I wish it worked on planes."
* Boat Cannon- "A Pew-matic for my boat."
* Quackering Ram- "When in doubt, ram 'em."
* Sea Trap- "It looks that way so the crustaceans won't recognize that I'm desperate."
* Sea Yard (off)- "The repairer has become the repairee."
* Sea Yard (on)- "If I had this for my balloon, I wouldn't be stranded here."
* Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Needs tar. Lots of tar."
* Tar Extractor (off)- "Not working. Is there a switch or something?"
* Tar Extractor (on)- "At least I don't have to do it by hand."
* Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I need fuel to get the other fuel."
* Trawl Net- "A lot drier than diving for treasure."
* Trawl Net (detached)- "The sea version of digging for treasure."
* Trawl Net (sinking)- "
* Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Any minute now..."
* Spyglass- "I could see farther that this if I was up in my balloon." [sic]
* Super Spyglass- "I can almost see all the danger from here."
* Captain Hat- "Now I'm almost as good a sea captain as I am an aeronaut."
* Pirate Hat- "This adventure just got pirated."
* Lucky Hat- "Does it make me look piratical?"
* Life Jacket- "It's like a parachute for a boat."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Bowl Canoe- "About as stable as a cork balloon."
===Volcanic===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Machete- "It's a machete and a hand warmer."
* Obsidian Axe- "Well, that's certainly enlightening."
* Obsidian Spear- "For all my night spearing needs."
* Obsidian Armor- "I feel like I'm wearing a volcano."
* Obsidian Coconade- "I bet it goes kabloo-ey."
* Howling Conch- "I could've used this on my balloon."
* Sail Stick- "Why couldn't I have found this when I had my balloon?!"
* Volcano Staff- "This has adventure written all over it."
===​Treasure Hunting===
====Hamlet====
* Disarming Tools- "Adventuring kit."
* Ball Pein Hammer- "So cute and convenient."
* Gold Pan- "Swell. A pan with holes in it."
* Magnifying Glass- "For finding the tiny hidden treasures. And burning stuff."
===​City Planning===
====Hamlet====
* Lamp Post (off)- "Not much to look at now, but wait'll nighttime."
* Lamp Post (on)- "A free light source. I'll take it."
* Town House- "As pig houses go, it's decent enough."
* Town House (burning)- "Someone's having a bad day."
* The Sterling Trough Deli- "Is there a dress code for this fine eating establishment?"
* The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Now where am I going to eat?"
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "What kind of a general store doesn't sell hot air balloons?"
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Maybe they'll have a fire sale."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Sells incidental things like life-saving medicines."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Swell. I hope they have insurance."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Food!"
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Normally cook-outs are thrown outside buildings."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "I prefer my seeds launched out the Pew-matic."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Stick a balloon on that and it'll float away."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "I could pick up a few odds and ends."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "I'll wait until after it's done burning to go inside."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "A magic shop with actual magic in it."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Well if you're going to leave fire staffs just laying around..."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Nothing as good as the Pew-matic in there."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "It wasn't me."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A good hat is always handy for bad hair days."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A bad day for hats."
* Swinesbury Academy- "It's full of pig history."
* Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "All that history. Up in flames."
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Nothing more adventurous than exchanging money."
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Can't go in there."
* The Tinkerer's Tower- "I suppose balloon blueprints would be too much too ask."
* The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "I hope they kept the building blueprints so they can rebuild."
* Swinesbury City Hall- "The big pig building in this small pond."
* Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "That'll cost some tax dollars to fix."
* My City Hall- "Mayor by day, adventurer by night."
* My City Hall (burning)- "My schedule just got wide open."
* Security Contract- "My own traveling party."
* Slanty Shanty- "I'm excited about the extra storage space!"
* Slanty Shanty (locked)- "It's a fixer upper but it's close to all the shops."
* Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "I guess I'm sleeping rough tonight."
* Watch Tower- "The local police station."
* Watch Tower (burning)- "Was that an accident or a comment on the local authorities."
===​Renovate===
====Hamlet====
* House Expansion Permit- "Now I can have one room to live in, and one room for all my things."
* Demolition Permit- "I have to admit, it's going to be fun smashing down all those walls."
=====Flooring=====
* Wood Flooring, Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Wood Panel Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "Swell. It's a floor."
* Slate Flooring- "Wish I had this for my balloon."
* Sheet Metal Flooring- "Cold on the feet."
* Garden Stone Flooring- "All the rage with the outdoorsy types."
* Shag Carpet- "Oooh. So soft."
* Transitional Flooring- "Am I missing something or is this floor... missing something?"
* Curcy Hoof Flooring- "All the rage with the piggy types."
=====Shelves=====
* Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and A-Frame Shelf- "Storage space!"
* Basic Bookshelf- "Keeps my things off the ground."
* Cinderblock Bookshelf, Ladder Shelf, and Wall Mounted Shelf- "Keeps my things off the floor."
* Marble Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, and Pipe Shelf- "Desperately needed storage space."
* Glass Shelf- "Fragile but useful."
* Industrial Shelf- "More storage space!"
* Windowed Cabinet and Hat Tree- "Storage space."
* Crates Shelf- "Nothing fancy."
* Fridge- "What it lacks in freezing power it gains in storage space."
* Floating Shelf- "Keeps my things off the ground. And off-kilter."
* Pallet Shelf- "Nothing fancy, but it works."
=====Plantholders=====
* Basic Plantholder- "It's a plant. Just a plant."
* WIP Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, and Fernstand Plantholder- "It's a plant."
* Fancy Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "Livens up the place a bit."
* Bonsai Plantholder and Fern Plantholder- "Makes the place a bit more homey."
* Orchid Plantholder- "Smells nice."
* Birdcage Plantholder and Terrarium Plantholder- "It's a plant. In a cage."
* Plantpet Plantholder- "It looks like a pet. But I'm not fooled."
* Traps Plantholder- "Snappy little plants."
* Pitcher Plantholder- "Those are pretty enough."
* "Character" Tree- "Cheer up, little guy. It's the holidays."
* Festive Tree- "I can practically smell the eggnog."
=====Columns=====
* Planed Wood Column and Millinery Column- "Keeps up the ceiling."
* Round Column- "Looks good there."
* Lit Marble Column- "Keeps up the roof."
=====Wall Papers=====
* Wood Paneling- "That's the wall."
* Checkered Wall Paper- "A checkered wall."
* Floral Wall Paper, Circle Wall Tiling, and Full Wall Moulding- "Nice enough."
* Sunflower Wall Paper- "Cheery."
* Harlequin Wall Paper- "Makes my eyes go dizzy."
* Peagawk Wall Paper- "If only it would make my house fly away."
* Orange Wall Paper- "It's okay."
* Purple Wall Paper- "Nothing special."
* Rope Wall Panneling- "Pretty good knotwork, if I do say so myself."
* Marble Wall Tiling- "Fancy."
* Fine Wall Tiling- "Can help thinking this belongs in a pig office." [sic]
* Upholstered Wall- "Seems like the waste of a perfectly good seat."
=====Ceiling Lights=====
* Wired Bulb and Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light from above."
* Metal Shade Lamp- "A bare bones light source."
* Chandelier and Hanging Blooming Lamp- "A subtle choice."
* Rope Light and Hanging Floral Lamp- "It's a light. Nothing else."
* Dual Rope Light, Blown Glass Bulb- "I can see!"
* Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Ready to light up the town."
=====Wall Decorations=====
* Photo- "I don't know that kid, but I like the frame."
* Full Length Mirror- "I can barely see myself in there."
* Embroidery Hoop- "I never have time for crafts."
* Mosaic, Wreath, and Tasteful Fish Mounting- "One of my many treasures."
* Axe- "That's a good place for it."
* Hunt- "Still sharp."
* Periodic Table- "Science is a great adventure."
* Gears Art- "I could stare at this for hours."
* Cape- "Elaborate."
* No Smoking- "Need that for my balloon."
* Black Cat- "I've been there."
* Beefalo Mounting- "What are you staring at?"
=====Chairs=====
* Classic Chair, Horned Chair- "Nice enough."
* Corner Chair- "I'll stick that in a corner."
* Bench- "A big bench to sit on.
* Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "I could put my feet up."
* Lounge Chair- "Comfy."
* Massager Chair- "Swell. Just swell."
* Stuffed Chair- "A nice way to relax."
* Rocking Chair- "Gotta keep moving."
* Fancy Chaise- "A nice big chair to make my place look homey."
=====House Upgrades=====
* Cottage Kit- "Some fancy coverings for my home."
* Tudor Home Kit- "Well, better get building."
* Gothic Home Kit- "For spookying my house up."
* Brick Home Kit- "You know this is all for show."
* Turreted Home Kit- "You could pop a balloon on that turret spike!"
* Villa Kit- "A bundle of things to make my home nice and pretty."
* Manor Kit- "If only I could tie a balloon to this and float away."
=====Doors=====
* Hardwood Door- "More storage space. I like it!"
* Stone Archway- "Keep the doorway up while I'm gone adventuring."
* Forest Door- "That's not creepy at all."
* Wrought Iron Door- "It's a garden gate that leads to a room."
* Curtained Door- "All you really need is a curtain."
* Industrial Door- "Well, I guess it's not going to fall down, anyway."
* Round Doorway- "Is it... going to eat me?"
* Gothic Door- "A really fancy door to another room of my stuff."
=====Windows=====
* Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Large Square Curtain Window- "It lets in the light."
* Round Burlap Window- "I might need new curtains."
* Square Window- "Some nice natural light."
* Tall Window- "A natural light source."
* Tall Curtain Window- "A nice natural light source."
* Greenhouse Wall- "Reminds me there's a whole world out there full of advanture."
=====Rugs=====
* Eye Rug- "Swell."
* Square Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes warm."
* Oval Rug- "Pretty little rug."
* Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, and Soccer Rug- "A pretty little rug."
* Fur Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes cozy."
* Porcupus Rug- "I took all the quills out. I think."
* Octagon Rug- "Brightens up the place."
* Swirl Rug- "Making me dizzy."
* Catcoon Rug- "It was dead when I found it."
* Rubbermat Rug- "Nice and soft."
* Web Rug- "Not as sticky as you might think."
* Metal Rug- "Bare bones. Actually bare metal."
* Wormhole Rug- "A rug tribute to a fallen wormhole."
* Braid Rug- "I braided it myself."
* Beard Rug- "Don't ask where the hair came from."
* Nailbed Rug- "Swell. Just swell."
* Crime Rug- "I'm not going to ask."
=====Lamps=====
* Fringe Lamp- "Nice enough light."
* Stainglass Lamp- "Nice enough light. It works."
* Downbridge Lamp and Orb Lamp- "It works."
* Dual Embroidered Lamp and Glass lamp- "Nice enough."
* Ceramic Lamp- "It's all right."
* Dual Fringes Lamp and Candelabra Lamp- "It's a light. And it works."
* Elizabethan Lamp- "A light source."
* Gothic Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, and Adjustable Lamp- "A source of light."
* Bellshade Lamp and Crystals Lamp- "Well, it works. What more can you ask for?"
* Spool Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A lamp."
* Edison Lamp- "One of those fancy light bulbs."
=====Tables=====
* Round Table- "Every place needs a table."
* Hard Wood Desk- "Every place needs a desk."
* DIY Table- "It works."
* College Table- "Whatever works."
* Crate Table- "I'm not picky."
* Chess Table- "I guess I could play myself."
===Nature - Plants===
====Base Game====
* Evergreen- "Well, it looks lifeless enough, but you can never tell."
* Lumpy Evergreen- "Needs is a little love. And pinecones." [sic]
* Spiky Tree- "Twigs and wood. Mostly twigs."
* Evergreen (stump)- "I don't remember if that was my handiwork, but I'm taking credit for it."
* Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Nothing personal, tree. I needed the wood."
* Spiky Tree (stump)- "I put it to good use."
* Evergreen (burning)- "Should I be worried about that?"
* Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "That looks... alarming."
* Spiky Tree (burning)- "As long as it's not me on fire."
* Evergreen (burnt)- "Nothing but ashes now."
* Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I may be wrong, but I don't think it'll recover from that."
* Spiky Tree (burnt)- "A nice shade of burnt."
* Evergreen (sapling)- "Grow up big and strong. So I can cut you down."
* Log- "Could use some more of these."
* Log (burning)- "Doing what it was made to do."
* Charcoal- "Chopped up projectile."
* Pine Cone- "It's almost a crime not to launch this through the air."
* Marble Tree- "Did it just grow like that?"
* Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "You know, where I come from trees don't normally move so much."
* Living Log- "Don't look at me like that. I didn't put you in that log."
* Sapling- "Kind of twiggy. I can work with twigs."
* Sapling (picked)- "It's been de-twigged."
* Sapling (burning)- "Nothing left to do but watch it burn."
* Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "I should probably plant this somewhere. My pockets are getting full."
* Twigs- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but they'll also make a lot of tools."
* Grass Tuft- "I need as much of this as I can get."
* Grass Tuft (picked)- "I hear grass grows back."
* Grass Tuft (barren)- "Needs some kind of fertilization."
* Grass Tuft (burning)- "Should I bother putting it out?"
* Cut Grass- "These are more useful when there's more of them."
* Berry Bush- "Aww... Are all those berries for me?"
* Berry Bush (picked)- "It's missing something... Oh yeah, berries!"
* Berry Bush (barren)- "Needs a manure-ing."
* Reeds- "This is good. More would be better."
* Reeds (burning)- "Well at least they're by the water."
* Reeds (picked)- "Grow! Grow! Grow! Grow!"
* Cut Reeds- "Only useful in twos or threes. Or fours or fives."
* Plant- "I believe the name for that is "plant"."
* Plant (growing)- "It's growing! I guess I'm not a totally incompetant gardener."
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "Harvest time!"
* Marsh Plant- "I'm looking for something more adventurous than a plant."
* Spiky Bush- "I'm beginning to think it's trying to keep people away."
* Spiky Bush (picked)- "Don't worry, it'll be dry and thorny in no time."
* Spiky Bush (burning)- "Serves you right."
* Flower- "Sure I can stop and pick flowers. Not like I have anything better to do."
* Petals- "Perfectly good ammo, just laying around."
* Evil Flower- "It'd be pretty if it were a little less evil."
* Dark Petals- "I found all this perfectly good ammo just laying on the ground."
* Carrot (planted)- "A wild vegetable in its natural habitat."
* Red Mushroom- "I'm expecting a little gnome to come out any minute now."
* Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's hiding. I don't blame it."
* Red Mushroom (picked)- "I really don't care if it grows back or not."
* Green Mushroom- "Mmmm... green mushrooms. Seems completely edible."
* Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "Soggy feet and mushrooms. Must be rainy season."
* Green Mushroom (picked)- "You never really get rid of mold."
* Blue Mushroom- "I never know which ones are dangerous and which ones are safe."
* Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Found you!"
* Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Who goes around picking strange mushrooms? Besides me, I mean."
====Reign of Giants====
* Birchnut Tree- "Nice enough, as trees go."
* Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Chopped it with my own two hands."
* Birchnut Tree (burning)- "That'll burn out soon."
* Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Just a pile of ash."
* Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It's a stick. I'm not going to get all sentimental about it."
* Sapling (withered)- "Likes this heat about as much as I do."
* Grass Tuft (withered)- "Go figure, it's having trouble growing in this excrutiating heat."
* Berry Bush (withered)- "Cold enough for you? Obviously not."
* Plant (withered)- "If you can't take the heat, get out of the garden."
* Birchnut- "Looks like a projectile to me."
* Cactus- "It's almost like it doesn't want to be eaten."
* Cactus (picked)- "I'd be okay if it didn't grow back."
* Tumbleweed- "The chase is on!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Jungle Tree- "Swell. It's a tree."
* Jungle Tree (burning)- "Not surprising considering it's made of wood."
* Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Well, at least I know it's not alive."
* Jungle Tree (stump)- "That was my handiwork."
* Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Grow up big and not scary."
* Jungle Tree Seed- "Aerodynamically suited to be fired out the Pew-matic."
* Palm Tree- "These trees look different from the air."
* Palm Tree (burning)- "Proof positive that wood does burn."
* Palm Tree (burnt)- "That's not going to grow back."
* Palm Tree (stump)- "I believe that was my handywork." [sic]
* Palm Tree (sapling)- "Coconutty little guy."
* Palm Leaf- "So many uses. Projectile being the best one."
* Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Is it me, or is that strange behavior for a tree?"
* Bamboo Patch- "Swell. It's a bunch of sticks."
* Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Well, that's one way to get bamboo out of your garden."
* Bamboo Patch (stump)- "Bamboo. The one thing more tenacious than me."
* Bamboo Root- "This needs some dirt."
* Bamboo- "One piece is nice. Many pieces are nicer."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den- "Look at all those ropey branches just waiting to be used."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "I don't miss it, to be honest."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "It'll grow back. I hope."
* Viney Bush Root- "Well, it's not going to grow in my pocket."
* Vine- "The kind of thing that would be more useful if I had a bunch of them."
* Mangrove- "I'm guessing it's safe from fire in this water."
* Mangrove (burnt)- "Guess it wasn't safe from fire in this water."
* Grass (water)- "I wouldn't want to mow that lawn."
* Brainy Sprout- "Sure it has a bigger brain than me, but I have the bigger heart."
* Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Well, that's one way to ensure you get enough water."
* Tidal Plant- "Oh look! It's a plant!"
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Tree- "Strange kind of wood it's got there."
* Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
* Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
* Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
* Cork- "A light material but not sturdy enough to make a balloon with."
* Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
* Rainforest Tree- "Those are pretty leaves."
* Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Where's the fire department when you need them?"
* Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Still good for charcoal."
* Rainforest Tree (stump)- "I believe that was my doing."
* Sick Rainforest Tree- "Not exactly the picture of health."
* Cocooned Tree- "Not really a 'tree climbing' tree."
* Jungle Burr- "This would look good coming out of the Pew-matic."
* Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Swell. Another tree."
* Tea Tree- "But how do I make tea from it?"
* Tea Tree (burning)- "
* Tea Tree (burnt)- "
* Tea Tree (stump)- "
* Seed Pod- "Good enough to eat. Or fire out the Pew-matic."
* Tea Tree Sapling- "It's a baby tree. It'll grow."
* Tuber Tree- "A tree made of tubers! That'll be an adventure."
* Tall Grass- "Tall grass like that is going to need a machete."
* Tall Grass (cut)- "It'll be overgrown in no time."
* Tall Grass (burning)- "All those bugs have nowhere to hide now."
* Exotic Flower- "You can never have too many flowers. Or projectiles."
* Aloe (planted)- "I'll take that, thank you very much."
* Asparagus (planted)- "That looks like food! Let's hope it tastes like food."
* Radish (planted)- "Those look like radishes!"
* Nettle Vine- "Smells like it's up to something."
* Nettle Vine (picked)- "Hurry up and grow! I need those leaves!"
* Nettle Vine (withered)- "Not having fun here."
* Nettle Vine (moist)- "Oh. It likes the water."
* Nettle Plant (held)- "I'm no gardener but I think this does better when it's in the ground."
* Bramble- "It's never easy, is it?"
* Bramble Bloom- "I know a valuable thing when I see it."
* Hanging Vine- "Vines. Gotta love 'em."
* Great Leafy Stalk- "That's a big tree."
* Lotus Plant- "Almost worth getting my feet wet for that."
* Lily Pad- "A little too heavy to use for a balloon."
* Reeds (water)- "Definitely going to need more of these."
* Lawn Decoration- "Everyone needs a hobby."
* Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Finally we have proof that trees will burn."
* Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "I was never really partial to it anyway."
* Hedge- "Not really one for city landscaping."
* Hedge (untrimmed)- "Needs a haircut. And I need money."
* Hedge (burning)- "This town needs a fire department."
* Hedge (burnt)- "It's burnt down."
* Intricate Topiary- "It's... interesting?"
* Magic Flower- "You stay right there until I need you."
* Weathered Branch- "Maybe I can get some wood out of it."
* Weathered Shrub- "Swell. Another bush. How unusual."
* Weathered Stick- "Someone left their junk lying around."
* Weathered Tree- "Just an old tree."
* Weathered Trunk- "Hope that bird doesn't break me in half like that."
===Nature - Objects===
====Base Game====
* Beehive- "I like it better when it's making me honey."
* Killer Bee Hive- "I gotta admit, those horrible bees sure can build a house."
* Honeycomb- "More useful as a sweetener than a comb."
* Hound Mound- "Typical. Dogs never clean up after themselves."
* Bones- "Those hounds don't leave any meat on the bone, do they?"
* Touch Stone- "The perfect precious stone for any adventurer."
* Obelisk (sane, up)- "It's hiding from my voracious wit."
* Obelisk (sane, down)- "Where has it been hiding?"
* Obelisk (insane, up)- "Oh I get it! It's meant to be annoying."
* Obelisk (insane, down)- "Weird little pyramids are a sure sign you're on an adventure."
* Harp Statue- "Wow. How does he play without looking at the strings?"
* Marble Pillar- "A perfectly good marble column just sitting there for anyone to take."
* Marble- "Now I can build the Parthenon I always wanted."
* Rundown House- "Nice house. Could do with some air freshener though."
* Merm Head- "Yeesh. Heck of a welcoming party."
* Pig Head- "He's not going anywhere."
* Pig Torch- "Those pigs do have nice garden lamps."
* Basalt- "It's stronger than my will to break it."
* Boulder- "That's a projectile just waiting to happen."
* Rocks- "A bunch of projectiles. Just sitting there on the ground."
* Flint- "Looks useful. I should go hunting for more of these."
* Nitre- "It's not gold, but it's not useless."
* Gold Nugget- "Gold! I've struck gold!"
* Grave- "I'm just one bad adventure away from being a mound of dirt."
* Grave (dug)- "It's not like they were using it."
* Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirt piles. Sure sign of something suspicious."
* Animal Track- "Ohh! A mystery!"
* Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Darn it! I've lost the trail."
* Animal Track (found)- "I'm on the hunt!"
* Wooden Thing- "Can you hear that? It's adventure calling."
* Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "They never make these things easy, do they?"
* Wooden Thing (locked)- "Looks like a lock. Locks always need a key."
* Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "If that's not an invitation to adventure, I don't know what is."
* Ring Thing- "Well this looks adventure-y."
* Crank Thing- "No good on its own. But probably good with something else."
* Box Thing- "It does something. Probably."
* Metal Potato Thing- ""Thingys" like this always need more "thingys" to make it work."
* Worm Hole- "Nothing more adventurous than a gigantic open mouth."
* Worm Hole (open)- "Here goes nothing."
* Worm Hole (exited)- "Whew! That was... interesting."
* Pond- "Something fishy about that pond. Might be the fish."
* Skeleton- "Always a good sign there's adventure ahead."
* Spider Den- "So rich they lined their walls with silk."
* Spider Eggs- "Swell. I can make more horrible things."
* Rabbit Hole- "Maybe they're part of an underground resistance."
* Walrus Camp- "How adorable. They think they're people!"
* Walrus Camp (empty)- "They picked up and left in a hurry."
* Sunken Boat- "Is that your boat, bird?"
* Sunken Boat (empty)- "If I had wings, I'd fly away too."
* Flotsam- "One gal's junk is another gal's sea treasure."
====Reign of Giants====
* Ice- "Bet these would make for some fine frigid projectiles."
* Mini Glacier- "Breaks up into a bunch of frozen projectiles."
* Mini Glacier (melted)- "It's all wet."
* Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Drat! Foiled by a bunch of mud."
* Burrow- "Where are you hiding?"
* Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Hope they're relaxing in little mud baths down there."
* Rundown House (burnt)- "I'm sure they'll rebuild."
* Merm Head (burnt)- "Well, I won't miss it."
* Pig Head (burnt)- "Can't say I'm going to miss it."
* Hollow Stump- "With all that yarn, there must be knitter inside."
* Hollow Stump (empty)- "Nothing but stump."
* Glommer's Statue- "Swell. A big bug statue."
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It's my policy to always break things open and see what's inside."
* Skeleton (self)- "Wow. That's a new one."
* Sunken Boat (burnt)- "That's how most adventures end."
====Shipwrecked====
* Crabbit Den- "You're not fooling anyone hiding underground like that."
* Fishermerm's Hut- "What a... colorful smell."
* Shoal- "Nice relaxing fishing in a place surrounded by danger."
* Wobster Den- "There's something hiding down there. Something delicious."
* Coral Reef- "Really goes out of its way to be an obstacle, doesn't it?"
* Coral- "I need to find more of them."
* Coral Larva- "Just because it's small, doesn't mean it's cute."
* Limpet Rock- "There are sea creatures stuck to that rock. And they're edible!"
* Limpet Rock (picked)- "It's no longer infected with sea creatures."
* Magma Pile- "One thing adventuring has taught me: always check under the rocks."
* Magma Pile (gold)- "There's gold in them there rocks!"
* Krissure- "A big crack in the ground. That's not suspicious at all."
* Steamer Trunk- "I'm sure whoever that belonged to is long dead,"
* Sandy Pile- "A pile of uniform grains of sand. Exactly what I'm looking for in an adventure."
* Sand- "I can fire it out my Pew-matic and it doesn't even gum up the works."
* Sharkitten Den- "It holds kittens. Dangerous kittens."
* Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "I regret not petting the kittens when I had the chance."
* Volcano- "A blistering adventure waiting to happen."
* Dragoon Egg- "Not exactly excited to see what comes out of there."
* Suspicious Bubbles- "There lies adventure!"
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Ugh! Where'd that whale go?"
* Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "I know you're close, whale."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "Drat! I lost the trail."
* Tar Slick- "Black gold. Or black goop. Take your pick."
* Tar- "Looks horrible, smells worse. But I need it."
* Tar Trap- "Sticky swimming."
* Tidal Pool- "You never know what's lurking within its depths. Unless you have a fishing rod."
* Lava Pool- "Swell. I'll just dip my toe in to test the temperature."
* Mussels- "What are they doing way down there?"
* Mussels (with stick)- ""Maybelle Wheeler and the Secret of the Mussel Bed"."
* Slot Machine- "Come on... Wheeler needs a new balloon..."
* Electric Isosceles- "An equalateral adventure."
* Octo Chest- "I have to admit, that's a cool magic trick."
* Debris- "What are you doing with a boat, bird?"
* Crate- "Not your typical treasure chest, but it works."
* Wildbore Head- "That looks like something I should avoid."
* Seashell (beached)- "Someone left a perfectly good seashell just laying on the beach!"
* Seashell- "Pretty useless by themselves but an armful of them would come in incredibly handy."
* Poisonous Hole- "Smells like a trap. Also smells like a sewer."
* Gunpowder Barrel- "A Ka-BLAMMER. Or is it a Ka-BLOOEYER?"
* X Marks the Spot- "A chest of adventure buried under the ground!"
* Rawling- "You look like you've seen your share of adventure."
* Watery Grave- "That looks like something I should check for treasure."
* Wreck- "A grounded boat. I know how that feels."
* Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Can you hear that? It's adventure calling."
* Grassy Thing- "No good on its own. But probably good with something else."
* Screw Thing- "It does something. Probably."
* Wooden Potato Thing- ""Thingys" like this always need more "thingys" to make it work."
* Ring Thing- "Well this looks adventure-y."
====Hamlet====
* Stone Slab- "My grandma taught me to always look under rocks."
* Dung Pile- "Normally I'm all for getting my hands dirty but..."
* Dung Pile (picked)- "What happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle."
* Dung Ball- "Huh. It's almost like nobody wants a ball of poop."
* Thundernest- "Full of iron."
* Iron Hulk (head)- "Are you aware you're missing the rest of your body?"
* Iron Hulk (hand)- "Where's the rest of you?"
* Iron Hulk (ribs)- "I like it better when it's not awake."
* Iron Hulk (foot)- "Well, it's better than facing two left feet."
* Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "How much am I going to regret putting that all together?"
* Iron Ore- "Well it's not good balloon material."
* Sparkling Pool- "A sparkly pool. A little too sparkly."
* Gold Dust- "Hardly worth holding onto. If I could find more of it though..."
* Gnat Mound- "Not bad, for a mound full of bugs."
* Farm House- "I thought they would've built their home out of straw."
* Farm House (burning)- "They're not sleeping there tonight."
* Quarry Lodgings- "Looks like they put all those rocks into building a house."
* Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "Huh. Wouldn't think stone would burn that well."
* Secret Bandit Camp- "If you're going to hide a treasure, don't put a fancy feather on it."
* Cave Cleft- "Those bats are wasting their time in a cave when they should be outside flying."
* Ruinous Entrance- "
* Mant Hill- "Can't get more adventurous than going into a giant insect nest."
* Crumbling Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
* Ancient Wall- "Looks like it's been wallpapered."
* Fountain of Youth- "The legendary Fountain of Youth! I've found it."
* Ominous Carving- "That looks... ominous."
* Teetering Pillar- "Looks sturdy enough."
* Petrified Egg (1)- "Parts of an egg."
* Petrified Egg (2)- "Please let it belong to a bird and not a reptile."
* Petrified Egg (3)- "Someone making scrambled eggs?"
* Petrified Egg (4)- "It's an egg shell. I don't suppose there's a bird around."
* Rusty Lamp- "Maybe it's good for parts?"
* Weathered House- "Well, they probably have a nice view."
===Nature - Caves===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Sinkhole- "My Grandma taught me to always look under rocks."
* Sinkhole (generic)- "I'm going to leave it, for now."
* Sinkhole (open)- "I'm not one to reject an invitation like that.",
* Exit to Surface (generic)- "Why would I want to leave?"
* Exit to Surface (open)- "It's a way out."
* Red Mushtree- "I've seen that kind of thing in cellars."
* Green Mushtree- "A Christmas Tree for spelunkers."
* Blue Mushtree- "A bit of a mold problem in here."
* Light Flower (single)- "It's growing projectiles!"
* Light Flower (double)- "You know what they say: Two bulbs are better than one."
* Light Flower (triple)- "That's a lot of things I can fire through the air."
* Light Bulb- "Glowing projectiles. Perfect."
* Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "I'm going to go ahead and guess it's a rock."
* Spilagmite- "Looks like a swell place to live."
* Slurtle Mound- "Not my idea of a dream home."
* Splumonkey Pod- "It's trying to look scary, but it doesn't quite pull it off."
* Fern- "That says projectile to me."
* Foliage- "Swell. A bunch of leaves."
* Cave Banana Tree- "Aw, that's sweet. It grew those bananas just for me."
* Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "You pick a fight with fire, you always lose."
====Hamlet====
* Spooky Hole- "If that comes down, the whole place could collapse."
* Stone Plug- "Time to get back to 'reality'."
* Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Could be the only thing here doing any work."
===Nature - Ruins===
====Base Game====
* Ruins Sinkhole- "Smells like trouble. I like trouble."
* Ancient Statue- "It looks... old."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Now, what would repair this thing?"
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Looks like an ancient knowledge kind of thing."
* Algae- "Looks like some kind of... plant?"
* Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I said I wanted to see something new. That's definitely something new."
* Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I don't know who made it, but it's unmade now."
* Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Doesn't look like flying machine, so why should I fix it?"
* Relic- "Someone moved out in a hurry."
* Relic (broken)- "A little love will fix that up. A little love and some rocks."
* Thulecite Fragments- "This seems like the kind of thing I'm going to need more of."
* Cave Lichen- "Looks projectile-y."
* Ornate Chest- "It's a trap! But it's also very, very tempting."
* Large Ornate Chest- "Experience tells me these things aren't always what they seem."
* Nightmare Light- "Light is good. Light is very good."
===Nature - Volcano===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Workbench- "Look, someone threw out a perfectly good workbench."
* Coffee Plant- "I've learned never to turn down a free coffee."
* Coffee Plant (picked)- "I need coffee so I can deal with the fact that I can't have coffee."
* Coffee Plant (barren)- "Longs for the nourishing effects of poop."
* Coffee Plant (withered)- "Unlike me, it's very particular about where it lives."
* Coffee Plant (held)- "Pretty picky about where it wants to live."
* Elephant Cactus- "Relax! I'm just trying to cut you down."
* Elephant Cactus (withered)- "A big bunch of spikes on a big bunch of cactus."
* Elephant Cactus Stump- "If I dig it up, I could plant it anywhere I wanted to be fired at."
* Elephant Cactus (held)- "I should plant it so I can enjoy being fired at anywhere I want."
* Cactus Spike- "This is nice but I need more to make anything decent with it."
* Obsidian Boulder- "It'd be useful to have a lot more of these."
* Obsidian- "I like this rock. It's feisty."
* Charcoal Boulder- "I'm going to need more of these."
* Burnt Ash Tree- "I always find plant life in the strangest of places."
* Dragoon Saliva- "Ugh! Who's leaving pools of lava spit everywhere?"
* Woodlegs' Cage- "Someone needs rescuing!"
* Woodlegs (free)- "
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "
* Volcano (exit)- "Back to the "Regular" world."
===Nature - Ruinous Caves===
====Hamlet====
* A Smashing Pot- "Never pass up an opportunity to smash a pot."
* Decorative Holes?- "Has the distinct look of a boobytrap."
* Nasty Spear Trap- "Haha! I'm still standing, trap!"
* Busted Spear Trap- "You've lost your ambushing privileges."
* Tempting Idol- "I'll need to get that totem free to take it back to the pigs."
* Eroding Totem- "The pigs only want the top part. How do I get it free?"
* Crumbling Visage- "Missing something... like its body."
* Pressure Plate- "I know a pressure plate when I see one."
* Striking Carving- "That's a trap if I've ever seen it."
* Striking Statue- "I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a trap."
* Suspicious Crack- "Not conspicuous at all."
* Unimportant Pillar- "Looks like the only thing holding the roof up."
* Vines- "This place needs a gardener."
* Wall Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
* Wishing Well- "I wish... I could fly away from here."
* End's Well- "I'm going to avoid drinking that water."
* Aporkalypse Calendar- "If only I could turn time back to before I crashed here."
===Nature - Mant Hill===
====Hamlet====
* Antcomb Home- "Full of bundled up big baby bugs."
* Honey Chest- "I need the storage space, but I want the honey."
* Lamp- "Oh good. That keeps my hands free."
* Mant Warrior Egg- "Better get dodging, Wheeler."
* Stalacmite Throne- "I bet she was guarding some kind of treasure."
===Nature - Palace===
====Hamlet====
* Palace- "Ohh! A castle adventure. I love those."
* Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A tribute to someone else's adventures."
===Turfs===
====Base Game====
* Wooden Flooring, Carpeted Flooring, and Checkerboard Flooring- "Do I really need to drag this floor around with me?"
* Cobblestones- "Do I really need to drag this road around with me?"
* Forest Turf, Grass Turf, Marsh Turf, Savanna Turf, Mud Turf, Guano Turf, Slimy Turf, Fungal Turf (all colors), and Cave Rock Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
* Rocky Turf- "Do I really need to drag these rocks around with me?"
====Reign of Giants====
* All Turfs- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
====Shipwrecked====
* Snakeskin Rug- "Do I really need to drag this floor around with me?"
* Jungle Turf, Meadow Turf, Magma Turf, Tidal Marsh Turf, Ashy Turf, and Volcano Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
====Hamlet====
* Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
* Flat Stone Turf- "Do I really need to drag these stones around with me?"
* Stone Road Turf- "Do I really need to drag this road around with me?"
* Beard Hair Rug- "Do I really need to drag this facial hair around with me?"
=== Mobs - Monsters===
====Base Game====
* Clockwork Knight- "An accordion stomach. Bold choice. Not one I would've made."
* Clockwork Bishop- "I'm not in the mood to play games, mister!"
* Clockwork Rook- "Swell. And I was having such a good day."
* Damaged Knight- "Reminds me of the broken down merry-go-round I saw once."
* Damaged Bishop- "Looks like he's been playing Full Contact Chess?"
* Damaged Rook- "Stuck together with gears and sticky tape."
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Swell. There's something hiding in the dark."
* Charlie (attacked by)- "ACK! Knock it off!"
* Hound- "You'd be better if you were a cat."
* Red Hound- "Should I be terrified? Just for future reference."
* Blue Hound- "Am I supposed to be scared? Because I am."
* Hound's Tooth- "I have two words for you: Pew. Pew."
* Spider- "I've seen bigger spiders. Oh wait, no I haven't."
* Spider (sleeping)- "Sleeping on the job."
* Spider (dead)- "I'd say a few words but I don't speak spider."
* Spider Warrior- "That's a nice color on you."
* Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I'll just tip-toe by."
* Spider Warrior (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you."
* Spider Gland- "Can't let this gross thing go to waste."
* Silk- "Made by the finest enormous spiders."
* Krampus- "Whoops. All those little bad acts have come back to haunt me."
* Krampus Sack- "A treasure trove of extra storage!"
* Merm- "Hi, I'm Wheeler. And you are... not human?"
* Frog- "Sir, you seem to have accidentally stolen my stuff!"
* Frog (sleeping)- "Hopefully it's hibernating. Forever."
* Frog (dead)- "I promise I will go on without you!"
* Tentacle- "Swell. There's a tentacle coming out of the ground."
* Tentacle Spike- "Can't beat a weapon with spiky things coming out of it."
* Tentacle Spots- "It's like rubber. Rubber from a monster arm."
* Big Tentacle (1)- "Hmm... looks suspiciously like something I should avoid."
* Big Tentacle (2)- "Excuse while I tip-toe by." [sic]
* Baby Tentacle- "This one's just a little bit horrible."
* Guardian Pig- "Not everyone can pull off a look like that."
* Werepig- "Don't take this the wrong way, but you may need a shave."
* Ghost- "I'll end up one of those if I don't get out of here soon."
* MacTusk- "If only I could grow a mustache like that."
* Wee MacTusk- "Not everyone can pull off a mustache like that."
* Walrus Tusk- "Big deal, it's a tooth. I have a bunch of them in my mouth."
* Tam o' Shanter- "All the rage with the sane people this season."
* Mosquito- "You don't deserve to fly."
* Mosquito (held)- "Haha! Not so annoying now, are you!"
* Mosquito Sack- "I'm taking my blood back."
* Cave Spider- "Found you!"
* Spitter- "You're not making any friends with your attitude."
* Batilisk- "I was never that angry when I was flying."
* Meat Bulb- "Animal or vegetable? Make up your mind!"
* Fleshy Bulb- "A plantable pet. Swell."
* Eyeplant- "Not normally what I expect to see, but okay."
* Slurper- "I'll make you a deal: you keep your slobber, I'll keep my brain."
* Slurper Pelt- "Light and fluffy. I need to find more of these."
* Dangling Depth Dweller- "It's rude to just drop in on someone like that."
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "You seem angry. Maybe we can talk this out."
* Depths Worm (lure)- "Oh! Shiny thing!"
* Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Nothing less suspicious than a pile of dirt."
* Ewecus- "I'm sure he has a winning personality."
* Steel Wool- "Of course that sheep would have scratchy wool."
====Reign of Giants====
* Varg- "You'd be better as a cat."
* Poison Birchnut Tree- "Swell. Even the trees are alive."
* Birchnutter- "Well, I wanted to see something new."
====Shipwrecked====
* Crocodog- "Excuse me while I avoid you."
* Yellow Crocodog- "Pardon me while avoid your teeth." [sic]
* Blue Crocodog- "Allow me to avoid you altogether."
* Floaty Boaty Knight- "Sure, you can float, but can you fly?"
* Flup- "What is he so angry about? He's got an extra eyeball."
* Eyeshot- "Hmmm... should I use my Pew-matic or this weird eyeball blowdart?"
* Pirate Ghost- "Swell. Just swell."
* Poison Mosquito- "You don't deserve those wings."
* Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Whose blood is in this?"
* Snake- "I admire your capacity to fit so much annoying into such a small body."
* Poison Snake- "You're poison does nothing to endear you to me." [sic]
* Snakeskin- "Soft. Supple. Not currently attached to a snake. I like it!"
* Sea Hound- "I'd like you a lot more if you were a sea cat."
* Stink Ray- "Swell. The most horrible parts of skunks and sting-rays put together."
* Swordfish- "Swell. A swimming swashbuckler."
* White Whale- "I've heard tell of this elusive creature."
* White Whale Carcass- "A rare form of rotting carcass spotted in the wild."
* Dragoon- "Don't mind me, just trying to avoid you."
====Hamlet====
* Ancient Spirit- "Why do ancient ruins always have to be haunted?"
* Giant Grub- "My guess is he's not too interested in making friends."
* Gnat Swarm- "Normally I like being around flyers, but I'll make an exception."
* Hanging Vine- "If I didn't know any better, I'd think that vine wants my stuff."
* Mant Warrior- "Swell. This one's angry."
* Masked Pig- "Don't like your attitude, but I admire your sense of style."
* Swashy Hat- "An adventuring hat, if I've ever seen one."
* Bandit Stash Map- "Time to burgle from the burglar."
* Poison Dartfrog- "Are you aware of how annoying you are?"
* Poison Dartfrog (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of stealing my stuff."
* Poison Dartfrog (dead)- "Gotta be honest, I'm not going to miss you."
* Rabid Beetle- "Probably just agitated because it can't fly well."
* Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "Quite the snorer."
* Rabid Beetle (dead)- "Not too sorry about that."
* Scorpion- "Keep your stinger to yourself, mister!"
* Scorpion (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by..."
* Scorpion (dead)- "I'll be honest, I don't care."
* Snaptooth Seedling- "I like you guys better when you're old and can't move around so much."
* Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "All tuckered out after a day of terrorizing."
* Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "It died so young. So young and so horrible."
* Snaptooth Flytrap- "Excuse me while I avoid you entirely."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Sleeping on the job. Not that I have a problem with that."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "I'm not going to cry over that."
* Spider Monkey- "Because being a giant ape wasn't enough, you had to add spider legs."
* Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I'm just going to sneak by..."
* Spider Monkey (dead)- "It's better this way."
* Vampire Bat- "A misuse of flying abilities."
* Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "If I could only steal its wings while its asleep." [sic]
* Vampire Bat (dead)- "Grounded for good."
* Pig Skin?- "Hmmm... never noticed those bats had a springy tail."
* Viper- "Don't want to bother you. I'll just be on my way."
* Weevole- "Aggravating bugs! A complete waste of wings."
* Weevole Carapace- "Light enough to fire out the Pew-matic."
===Mobs - Neutral Animals===
====Base Game====
* Beefalo- "Makes fine wool. And even finer manure."
* Beefalo (follower)- "You look like you're up for an adventure."
* Beefalo (sleeping)- "I bet I could shave it right now and it wouldn't even notice."
* Beefalo (naked)- "Aw. Someone should knit it a coat."
* Beefalo (domesticated)- "You and I could definitely get into some trouble."
* Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "I'm sure he can walk it off."
* Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Now I only have to teach it to fly."
* Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Having a bad day. Having a bad hair day too."
* Beefalo Wool- "A woolly projectile."
* Beefalo Horn- "Meh. I like horn mine better." [sic]
* Baby Beefalo- "Aw. So cute and smelly."
* Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Even cuter and smellier when they're asleep."
* Bee- "Flying is wasted on insects."
* Bee (held)- "I'm surprised it doesn't sting me."
* Killer Bee- "You guys should relax. You'll make more friends that way."
* Killer Bee (held)- "You're going to make me honey, whether you like it or not."
* Stinger- "So cute and projectile-y."
* Pig- "I hope he doesn't ask me my views on bacon."
* Pig (follower)- "Swell. A pig sidekick."
* Pig (dead)- "Lived a better life than the other pigs I've known."
* Pig Skin- "I have so many uses for pig butt."
* Bunnyman- "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."
* Bunny Puff- "A puffy projectile."
* Koalefant- "Mystery solved."
* Winter Koalefant- "Haha! Didn't think I would find you, did you?"
* Pengull- "You're going to get your suit dirty sliding around in it like that."
* Rock Lobster- "You look like you've had some adventures."
* Slurtle- "A little advice: You might go faster if you ditched that heavy shell."
* Snurtle- "Aw. It's shy."
* Slurtle Slime- "Looks a lot like a slimy projectile."
* Broken Shell- "Pfft. Not even good as ammunition."
* Shelmet- "I like it. It shows off my desire not to get hurt."
* Snurtle Shell Armor- "You never really know a snail until you slink a mile in its shell."
* Splumonkey- "I can launch things too, you know.
====Reign of Giants====
* Buzzard- "Nice wings. Wanna give me a ride?"
* Catcoon- "Cats make better pets than dogs. It's a fact."
* Cat Tail- "Heads or tails? I pick tails."
* Volt Goat- "Seems friendly enough."
* Volt Goat (charged)- "My hair gets like that in a thunderstorm too."
* Volt Goat Horn- "I guess I could poke something with it."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blue Whale- "Found it!"
* Blue Whale Carcass- "Swell. That's a smell I'll never forget."
* Bottlenose Ballphin- "Well "Eek Eek" to you too."
* Dorsal Fin- "The ballphins would want me to have this."
* Jellyfish- "I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to shock me while I was fighting you."
* Jellyfish (held)- "Smiley little guy. What do you know that I don't?"
* Water Beefalo- "You'd think the water would wash away all its stink."
* Horn- "Someone else's teeth."
* Prime Ape- "There are better things to throw than poop."
* Wildbore- "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to leave."
====Hamlet====
* Elder Mandrake- "Mind not eating me, I have adventuring to do."
* Hippopotamoose- "He likes making waves."
* Hippopotamoose Antler- "Maybe I could use it as a hatrack. Or a hat."
* Mant- "Travel. See the world. Meet some interesting insects."
* Mant (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak on by."
* Mant (dead)- "I won't step on it out of respect."
* Platapine- "Excuse me while I avoid your quills."
* Platapine (sleeping)- "Stay asleep so I can get that lotus flower."
* Platapine (dead)- "Spun himself to death."
* Platapine Quill- "You could poke someone's eye out with this."
* Pog- "You're cute. You'd be cuter as a cat."
* Pog (follower)- "Swell. Another mouth to feed."
* Pog (sleeping)- "Finally, it stopped eating."
* Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Are you aware that you're terrifying now?"
* Royal Guard- "Not looking to cause any trouble here, officer."
* Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Doesn't seem like he gets the concept of guarding."
* Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Looks like he'd be a good adventuring companion."
* Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Doesn't inspire a lot of confidence."
===Mobs - Passive Animals===
====Base Game====
* Butterfly- "It's more a flutterer than a flyer."
* Butterfly (held)- "Tell me all your flying secrets."
* Crow- "You think you could fly me out of here?"
* Crow (held)- "If I hold onto him tight, maybe I'll make liftoff."
* Redbird- "Mind lending me your wings so I can fly away from here?"
* Redbird (held)- "I know how it feels to not be able to fly away."
* Snowbird- "How do you fly in this weather?"
* Snowbird (held)- "Fly me away."
* Jet Feather- "I'll keep it to remind me of how I'm not flying."
* Crimson Feather- "Maybe if I cover myself in feathers I can fly away from here."
* Azure Feather- "A feather that doesn't let me fly? That hardly seems fair."
* Gobbler- "Not the smartest bird in the bush."
* Eye Bone- "It's missing an eye. And everything else."
* Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Well, at least someone can sleep."
* Eye Bone (ashes)- "I'm guessing it doesn't work anymore."
* Chester- "I would've named you "Pockets"."
* Rabbit- "Fur balls of food."
* Rabbit (held)- "This will probably not end well for you."
* Fireflies- "Let's be friends! I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm terrified of the dark."
* Fireflies (held)- "Now, where am I going to put you guys."
* Mandrake (planted)- "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just launch you out of the Pew-matic."
* Mandrake (follower)- "Swell. I picked up an annoying sidekick."
* Mandrake (dead)- "Forgive me if I don't mourn your death."
* Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "Just looking at it makes me yawn."
* Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "That took a lot out of me."
* Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Once again I defy death!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Glommer- "Do you like flying as much as I do?"
* Glommer's Flower- "My flying buddy likes the smell."
* Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Nothing but fertilizer now."
* Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Well, hopefully there's another one."
* Glommer's Wings- "(sigh) If only I could use them to fly."
* Glommer's Goop- "I have to find a good use for it before it stinks up the place."
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Get outta there!"
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "Hoo hoo! I'll get you yet!"
* Moleworm (held)- "So you're the one eating all my ammo!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Bioluminescence- "Seaborne glowing stuff!"
* Crabbit- "Be a dear and stay right there so I can catch you."
* Shifting Sands- "Those crabbits are experts at hide-and-seek."
* Dogfish- "Should've been a catfish. I might've taken pity on you."
* Sharkitten- "Don't pet the kitten, Wheeler. Don't. Pet. The. Kitten."
* Fishbone- "Swell. A dead fish. Just what I need."
* Packim Baggims- "A flyer who appreciates the need for storage space. We have so much in common."
* Rainbow Jellyfish- "Why are you so happy?"
* Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "I found the end of the rainbow jellyfish."
* Parrot- "Could you get some of your friends together to fly me away from here?"
* Parrot Pirate- "A flyer and an adventurer. We've got a lot in common!"
* Seagull- "I wouldn't mind if you flew me out of here."
* Seagull (in water)- "You have wings, why aren't you flying!?"
* Toucan- "If you can fly with that big beak, maybe you can handle flying a person."
* Cormorant- "Maybe it'll teach me how to fly."
* Doydoy- "I waited my whole life to see a bird like that. It wasn't worth the wait."
* Doydoy Nest- "Just as flightless as the birds who make it."
* Doydoy Feather- "No wonder those birds can't fly, their feathers are so big!"
* Doydoy Egg- "The polka dots mean it's ripe."
* Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Stay inside, little bird. The flightless life isn't all that great."
* Fried Doydoy Egg- "Just once I'd love to make a decent plate of scrambled eggs."
* Baby Doydoy- "You'll grow up big and flightless."
* Wobster- "Don't mind me, just trying to capture you for my dinner."
* Fishermerm- "Born to fish."
====Hamlet====
* Banker- "He likes the shiny things."
* Banker (sleeping)- "Someone's liable to rob him like this."
* Beautician- "A lady who likes her feathers."
* Beautician (sleeping)- "No pillow. Maybe that's what she needs all those feathers for."
* Collector- "Someone who appreciates the junk I find on my adventures."
* Collector (sleeping)- "Should I poke him to see if he's still alive?"
* Erudite- "A purveyor of fine esoteric interests."
* Erudite (sleeping)- "All that nightmare fuel must give her nightmares."
* Farmer- "A simple pig with simple desires. Namely, that I don't steal his stuff."
* Farmer (sleeping)- "No doubt dreaming of a bedroom."
* Florist- "Personally, my interests go beyond flower petals, but to each their own."
* Florist (sleeping)- "Couldn't even make it to her home."
* Hatmaker- "What's she so happy about? I probably don't want to know."
* Hatmaker (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
* Hunter- "Looks like someone who's been in a lot of fights."
* Hunter (sleeping)- "Maybe he just likes to sleep under the stars."
* Mayor Truffleston- "In all my adventures, I've never been able to escape bureaucracy."
* Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "You'd think a fancy pig like him would have a home to go to."
* Miner- "You like rocks? Just plain old everyday rocks? Okay..."
* Miner (sleeping)- "So tired he didn't even make it back to his home."
* Professor- "Ah! Someone who appreciates all my archeological finds."
* Professor (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of adventures."
* Pig Queen- "Dorothea Maybelle Wheeler at your service, your majesty. [sic]"
* Shopkeep- "Someone who appreciates her town's landscaping."
* Shopkeep (sleeping)- "I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's tired."
* Usher- "You look like you've seen your share of adventures."
* Usher (sleeping)- "Aw... so cute."
* Worker- "Swell. He can fix a house but not a balloon."
* Worker (sleeping)- "I guess his home is still a work in progress."
* Kingfisher- "What an aerodynamic beak!"
* Kingfisher (sleeping)- "Like me, it probably dreams of flying."
* Kingfisher (dead)- "I'll miss him."
* Parrot- "Beautiful wings. Can I use 'em?"
* Parrot (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
* Parrot (dead)- "Rests in peace."
* Pigeon- "Fly! Fly away from here! And take me with you."
* Pigeon (sleeping)- "Probably having one of those flying dreams."
* Pigeon (dead)- "Always sad to see a fellow flyer go down."
* Dung Beetle- "Swell. A giant bug on a giant ball of poop."
* Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "At least it smells a little better now."
* Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "Just screaming to be stepped on."
* Dung Beetle (dead)- "Someone should write a eulogy. Not me, but someone."
* Glowfly- "A flyer and a glower. My new best friend."
* Glowfly (sleeping)- "Wake up and glow for me!"
* Glowfly (dead)- "I guess it can't fly me out of here now."
* Glowfly (cocoon)- "Aww... It's wrapped up all nice and cozy."
* Pangolden- "I don't actually mind picking up his poop."
* Peagawk- "Has the eyesight for flying but not the wings for it."
* Peagawk (hiding)- "Something's hiding in there."
* Peagawk (sleeping)- "Maybe I can just pluck out one of those feathers..."
* Peagawk (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you!"
* Peagawk Plume- "Normally I don't mind feathers, but this one keeps staring at me."
* Piko- "Has more storage space in its cheeks than I do in my pockets."
* Piko (sleeping)- "At least it doesn't steal in its sleep."
* Piko (dead)- "Sad. It only wanted to steal things."
* Orange Piko- "Has a strangely caffeinated smell."
* Thunderbird- "Work on making those wings fly instead of zapping people."
* Thunder Feather- "For a feather, it feels pretty heavy."
===Mobs - Tallbird family===
====Base Game====
* Tallbird- "Don't mind me. Just trying not to get pecked."
* Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Looks pretty cozy for a bunch of sticks."
* Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Is that a nest or did one of those living trees get a haircut."
* Tallbird Egg and Hatching Tallbird Egg- "There's a little flyer inside, just waiting to get out."
* Fried Tallbird Egg- "Why can't I ever make scrambled eggs?"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "I prefer scrambled eggs."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's sweating. That's just swell."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "It's cold. Even I don't want to come out when it's cold."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I'll just mentally organize my sock drawer while I wait."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Better get hatching, bird. We've got adventuring to do!"
* Smallbird- "Look at you flying. What's your secret?"
* Smallbird (hungry)- "Better feed this guy before he realizes he can eat me."
* Smallbird (starving)- "All right! All right! I'll feed you."
* Smallish Tallbird- "I also know the heartbreak of losing the ability to fly."
* Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Teenagers. Always hungry."
* Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Really? You can't get your own food?"
* Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ouch! What'd I ever do to you?"
===Mobs - Bosses===
====Base Game====
* Treeguard- "I'm sure I'll look back on this one day and laugh."
* Treeguard (lumpy)- "I don't mean to alarm you, but you appear to be a walking tree."
* Spider Queen- "I don't suppose she's more afraid of me than I am of her."
* Spiderhat- "It'll be all the rage in the murky places."
* Deerclops- "Mind holding my stuff while I run away in terror?"
* Deerclops Eyeball- "I wonder if its eye is bigger than its stomach."
* Ancient Guardian- "I'm guessing he's guarding something. Big monsters usually are."
* Guardian's Horn- "Seems a shame to waste it."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bearger- "If I was looking for trouble, I just found it."
* Thick Fur- "Nice thick fur."
* Moose/Goose- "Tell me, can you fly with those wings?"
* Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Looks cozy. Kinda."
* Mosling- "You could be a great flyer if you just applied yourself."
* Down Feather- "This would be useful if I could find more of them."
* Dragonfly- "All that hot air must be keeping her afloat."
* Scales- "What am I supposed to do with some old skin?"
* Lava Spit (hot)- "I'm a good spitter too, but you don't see me showing off."
* Lava Spit (cool)- "I bet it has dragonfly cooties."
====Shipwrecked====
* Palm Treeguard- "Don't take this personal but I'm going to leave." [sic]
* Quacken- "Am I supposed to be impressed? Because I am."
* Quacken Tentacle- "Quit wiggling around so I can fight you!"
* Chest of the Depths- "Aw... That terrible sea monster left me a gift. How thoughtful."
* Quacken Beak- "Something to remember my adventures. This and my scars."
* Sealnado- "Swell. Now the wind is alive."
* Sealnado (failed attack)- "
* Sealnado (seal form)- "It's always the cutest things that cause the most destruction."
* Turbine Blades- "Doesn't look like the kind that would fall off a plane."
* Magic Seal- "That's a treasure if I ever saw one."
* Tiger Shark- "I still like you better than a dog."
* Eye of the Tiger Shark- "I hope this is useful because my hands are all gooey now."
* Shark Gills- "It's important to use the whole animal."
====Hamlet====
* Pugalisk- "Time to use those dodging skills, Wheeler."
* Snake Bone- "No meat on this bone, but I bet it'd be good for a soup."
* Petrifying Bones- "It conveniently dug its own grave."
* Pugalisk Skull- "It's dead. Why do I feel like it's still staring at me?"
* Queen Womant- "Ma'am, this is no way to treat a guest!"
* Royal Crown- "Something about this tells me it belongs to royalty."
* Ancient Herald- "You must be a riot at parties."
* Dark Tatters- "Swell. Ripped clothes from that creepy thing."
* Large Iron Hulk- "I probably should have let you sleep."
* Infused Iron- "Was it glowing like that before?"
===Mobs - Other===
====Base Game====
* Maxwell- "Don't take this the wrong way, but you're evil."
* Pig King- "One thing about traveling the world, you learn to barter with everyone."
* Wes (trapped)- "Just say the word and I'll get you out of there."
* Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bigfoot- "I can't even see this guy's head, he's so big."
====Shipwrecked====
* Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Looks oddly like he needs a crown."
* Yaarctopus- "One day I hope to retire to a rock of my own."
====Hamlet====
* Maxameleon- "Are you deliberately avoiding me?"
* BFB (head)- "Yes! Fly me away from here!"
* BFB (leg)- "Maybe if I can hang onto its legs, I can fly again."
* BFB (tail)- "Those feathers look big enough to lift me off the ground."
* Wilba (locked)- "
===Food - Meats===
====Base Game====
* Egg- "Perfectly projectile shaped."
* Egg (cooked)- "Drat. I was trying to make scrambled eggs."
* Meat- "Meat. It tastes like meat."
* Cooked Meat- "Meat on a bone to put a little meat on your bones."
* Jerky- "Small, dry and ready to be eaten."
* Morsel- "Hardly any meat on that bone to put meat on your bones."
* Cooked Morsel- "The snacking meat."
* Small Jerky- "Dry. Chewy. Ready to be eaten."
* Monster Meat- "What's that smell? It smells like... horror?"
* Cooked Monster Meat- "I like my monster meat medium roar."
* Monster Jerky- "Drying it really seals in the horror."
* Leafy Meat- "Green. Grown on a plant. Everything you want in a piece of meat."
* Cooked Leafy Meat- "I'll try to eat around the green parts."
* Drumstick- "The original meat on a stick."
* Fried Drumstick- "Still a bit furry."
* Fish- "Ah, dead fish. The most unappetising of all smells."
* Cooked Fish- "Bones included at no extra cost!"
* Eel- "The slime makes it go down easy."
* Cooked Eel- "A nice appetizing shade of green."
* Koalefant Trunk- "Swell. I'll add it to my collection of nose related treasures."
* Winter Koalefant Trunk- "Am I supposed to be proud of this?"
* Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I hope it tastes like chicken. And not nose."
* Frog Legs- "Nice gams!"
* Cooked Frog Legs- "The things I do for adventure."
* Batilisk Wing- "Maybe if I flapped it really fast I could get off the ground."
* Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Swell."
====Shipwrecked====
* Dead Dogfish- "I'm afraid your swimming days are over."
* Dead Swordfish- "Your adventure is at an end. My adventure is just beginning."
* Tropical Fish- "Looks like it'd make a beautiful lunch."
* Dead Jellyfish- "I'll dedicate a passage to you in my memoirs."
* Cooked Jellyfish- "It's like gum. Only not tasty."
* Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Shiny happy food."
* Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "What it lost in shine, it gained in palatability."
* Dried Jellyfish- "Just as chewy as when it's not dried."
* Raw Fish- "Swell. A fish bottom for my very own."
* "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Canned fish! What an adventure!"
* Fish Steak- "Fish steak. I'll keep the bones for dessert."
* Fish Morsel- "Just a tiny bit fishy."
* Cooked Fish Morsel- "Swell. The bone is still in. " [sic]
* Limpets- "Mmm... food from a rock. Fine dining."
* Cooked Limpets- "I've heard the best food comes from a rock."
* Mussel- "Eating raw seafood would be an adventure."
* Cooked Mussel- "Tiny little snacks from the sea."
* Roe- "Baby fish. Just waiting to hatch."
* Cooked Roe- "Look how nicely they lined up."
* Neon Quattro- "It's a fish. I'll bet you a nickel I can find another one."
* Cooked Neon Quattro- "At least the tail is off."
* Pierrot Fish- "It's a fish. Apparently they live in the water."
* Cooked Pierrot Fish- "It looks... edible?"
* Purple Grouper- "It's a fish. Pretty common around here."
* Cooked Purple Grouper- "Swell. The fins are still attached."
* Shark Fin- "It deserves to swim again. In a soup."
* Dead Wobster- "Your adventure has ended but my dinner has just begun!"
* Delicious Wobster- "A lot of meat on its not bones."
* Bile-Covered Slop- "How adventurous am I feeling?"
* Dragoon Heart- "A heart that burns with desire. Or destruction."
====Hamlet====
* Poison Dartfrog Legs- "How adventurous am I feeling today?"
* Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Meat on a stick. Well... a bone."
* Gummy Slug- "Swell. A slimy thing I found under a rock."
* Cooked Gummy Slug- "How adventurous am I feeling today?"
===Food - Fruits===
====Base Game====
* Berries- "Juicy little projectiles."
* Roasted Berries- "They may be squishy but they'll still fly through the air."
* Cave Banana- "Ever see a fruit fly?"
* Cooked Cave Banana- "Swell. I made baby food."
* Dragon Fruit- "Bet this would look even better flying out of the Pew-matic."
* Prepared Dragon Fruit- "I cooked all the interesting bits out of it."
* Durian- "What an adventurous smell I've discovered!"
* Extra Smelly Durian- "I'm going to launch this as far away from me as possible."
* Pomegranate- "A bunch of seeds in the guise of a fruit."
* Sliced Pomegranate- "You can cook anything. Whether it's good or not is another story."
====Reign of Giants====
* Watermelon- "A big ball of fruit."
* Grilled Watermelon- "Are those grill marks or big seeds."
====Shipwrecked====
* Coconut- "A tough coconut to crack" [sic]
* Halved Coconut- "It fits into the Pew-matic now."
* Roasted Coconut- "Looks good. It'd look better flying from the Pew-matic."
* Coffee Beans- "Small enough to fit in the Pew-matic."
* Roasted Coffee Beans- "I eat these all the time during overnight flights."
===Food - Vegetables===
====Base Game====
* Carrot- "Makes for an aerodynamic projectile."
* Roasted Carrot- "It's already cut up into tiny little projectiles for me."
* Corn- "Aerodynamic food."
* Popcorn- "Makes for a crackerjack projectile."
* Eggplant- "The best of the purple vegetables, if you ask me."
* Braised Eggplant- "I prefer my eggplants scrambled."
* Pumpkin- "And it's not even fall! Or is it?"
* Hot Pumpkin- "Gives off the smell of fresh jack-o-lantern."
* Red Cap- "Nothing safer than eating a strange mushroom off the ground."
* Cooked Red Cap- "Cooking toxic mushrooms make them...safer?"
* Green Cap- "How adventurous am I feeling?"
* Cooked Green Cap- "Well, only one way to tell if it's poisonous or not."
* Blue Cap- "Well if it's not edible, I can always launch it through the air."
* Cooked Blue Cap- "Only one way to tell if it's safe or not."
* Glow Berry- "Has a certain glow about it."
* Lichen- "I could eat it. Or I could launch it."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cactus Flesh- "Still a little prickly."
* Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Bottom's up!"
* Cactus Flower- "A nice flowery projectile."
====Shipwrecked====
* Seaweed- "Wet, soppy projectile."
* Roasted Seaweed- "A nice big pile of... food?"
* Dried Seaweed- "Maybe I could make a paper airplane out of it."
* Sweet Potato (planted)- "I'm not going to sit here and watch it grow."
* Sweet Potato- "Ten times sweeter than regular potatoes."
* Cooked Sweet Potato- "I could eat these all day."
====Hamlet====
* Aloe- "Low cost medicine."
* Cooked Aloe- "I cooked away some of the medication."
* Asparagus- "I always eat my vegetables. Or launch them out the Pew-matic."
* Cooked Asparagus- "Smells surprisingly good."
* Bean Bugs- "Bugs or beans or something in between?"
* Cooked Bean Bugs- "How adventurous am I feeling today?"
* Lotus Flower- "Looks edible."
* Cooked Lotus Root- "Not the first time I've eaten flowers."
* Nettle- "Smells like relief."
* Radish- "Little Pew-matic pellets that came from the ground."
* Cooked Radish- "Spicy! I like it!"
* Tuber- "How adventurous am I feeling?"
* Fried Tuber- "A nice meal of tubers."
* Blooming Tuber- "It's ripe. Well ripe-ish."
* Fried Blooming Tuber- "So good I'll even eat the flower."
===Food - Crock Pot===
====Base Game====
* Bacon and Eggs- "Not often I get a breakfast like this."
* Butter Muffin- "Swell. It comes with butterfly frosting."
* Dragonpie- "Things are always better in pie."
* Fishsticks- "Mmmm... You can hardly taste the stick."
* Fish Tacos- "Those dead fish heads look... appetizing?"
* Fist Full of Jam- "No bread. I guess I'll just eat the whole thing straight out of the jar."
* Froggle Bunwich- "Swamp on a bun."
* Fruit Medley- "A cup of cold crops."
* Honey Ham- "Sticks to your ribs. And to your hands."
* Honey Nuggets- "Tiny bits of sweet meat I can launch through the air."
* Kabobs- "Cooked to projectile perfection."
* Mandrake Soup- "Perfect soup for a sleepy afternoon."
* Meatballs- "Perfectly rounded edible projectiles."
* Meaty Stew- "If I don't like it, I can always use it as ammo."
* Monster Lasagna- "I've had some bad meals in my lifetime. And this is one of them."
* Pierogi- "Food. For me or the Pew-matic."
* Powdercake- "Looks good enough to fire through the air."
* Pumpkin Cookies- "I prefer chocolate chips to chunks of pumpkin."
* Ratatouille- "I don't think there are any rats in it, but you never know around here."
* Stuffed Eggplant- "Are you supposed to eat the stem on top, too?"
* Taffy- "Bite sized tooth decay."
* Turkey Dinner- "Things are looking up."
* Unagi- "Wrap it anyway you like, it's still a dead fish."
* Waffles- "I'm eating them for dinner because I'm adventurous."
* Wet Goop- "Typical of my culinary talents."
====Reign of Giants====
* Flower Salad- "Am I supposed to eat this with a pitch fork?"
* Guacamole- "How adorably appetizing."
* Ice Cream- "I'm going to eat this so fast I'll get an ice cream headache!"
* Melonsicle- "Frozen fruit on a stick. A meal fit for kings."
* Spicy Chili- "Smells like something burning."
* Trail Mix- "Ready for a hike."
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana Pop- "Banana. Stick. Ice. What more do you need?"
* Bisque- "Easy to make and easier to eat."
* California Roll- "Little bits of projectile, all wrapped up for me."
* Ceviche- "If I don't like it, I can always use it for ammo."
* Coffee- "Because there's no better time to be jumpy than when you're on an adventure."
* Jelly-O Pop- "Looks... delicious?"
* Lobster Bisque- "You better stay closed, claws."
* Lobster Dinner- "A nice buttery crustacean."
* Seafood Gumbo- "Swell. Fish bones soup."
* Shark Fin Soup- "I'll eat it as long as it doesn't start swimming again."
* Surf 'n' Turf- "A feast before adventuring."
* Fresh Fruit Crepes- "I will call this a fruit burrito."
* Monster Tartare- "I'd just as soon launch this out of the Pew-matic."
* Mussel Bouillabaise- "They grew those shells just so they could be used as spoons."
* Sweet Potato Souffle- "Did I make this?"
* Caviar- "If I don't like it, it's going in the Pew-matic."
* Tropical Bouillabaisse- "The fins are still in there. Just the way I like it."
====Hamlet====
* Asparagus Soup- "Watery vegetables. Mmmm... mmmm!"
* Feijoada- "Those beans finally stopped jumping."
* Gummy Cake- "Mmmm... grub."
* Hard Shell Tacos- "Swell. Bug cuisine."
* Iced Tea- "I prefer it cold anyway."
* Nettle Rolls- "The cure is only slightly better than the ailment."
* Snake Bone Soup- "A good soup made from bad things."
* Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "It could be spicier."
* Steamed Ham Sandwich- "I thought I was having steamed clams."
* Tea- "You can barely taste the rodent."
===Food - Other===
====Base Game====
* Seeds- "Seedy little guys."
* Carrot Seeds- "I could plant it. I could also fire it out my Pew-matic."
* Corn Seeds- "A seed for a vegetable made of seeds."
* Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Seedy looking things."
* Durian Seeds- "Really the only good use for this is as Pew-matic fodder."
* Eggplant Seeds- "I call these little Pew Pews."
* Pomegranate Seeds- "Seeds. To plant or launch through the air."
* Pumpkin Seeds- "Pew! Pew!"
* Toasted Seeds- "Not too late to be used as a projectile."
* Honey- "That's a lot of honey, honey."
* Butterfly Wings- "If I launch it with my Pew-matic, will it start fluttering again?"
* Butter- "Practically screaming to be launched through the air."
* Rot- "Am I really that desperate for adventure?"
* Rotten Egg- "Smells like sulphur. And sulphur goes boom."
* Phlegm- "Just what I need. A hunk of goop."
====Reign of Giants====
* Roasted Birchnut- "Nothing like the smell of roasted nuts."
* Electric Milk- "Nothing like a nice warm, statically-charged glass of milk."
* Watermelon Seeds- "Tiny torpedos you can also plant."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blubber- "Swell. Just what every gal needs."
* Brainy Matter- "What'cha thinking?"
* Sweet Potato Seeds- "Little Pew Pews."
====Hamlet====
* Clippings- "Swell. A handful of leaves. Maybe someone will want them."
* Cooked Seed Pod- "For chewing or pew-ing."
* Flytrap Stalk- "Hope this comes in handy. Otherwise that flytrap died for nothing."
* Nectar- "Now to find something that'll make this into something good."
* Magic Water- "Another life of adventure!"
* Aloe Seeds- "I could grow something. Or I could launch something."
* Asparagus Seeds- "To shove in the ground or launch through the air."
* Radish Seeds- "Ammo! Or food, whichever."
===Misc Items===
====Base Game====
* Blueprint- "Wish it was plans for a new flying machine."
* Gears- "I should find more of these. They look useful."
* Ashes- "Swell. It's been burnt to ash."
* Ashes of item- "I don't suppose I could put it back together."
* Red Gem- "It's still warm from its last use."
* Blue Gem- "Ohh. Sparkly. I like sparkly."
* Yellow Gem- "Nice and light."
* Green Gem- "Sparkly thing. Typically a good sign you're on an adventure."
* Orange Gem- "Orange you glad it wasn't a banana?"
* Beard Hair- "Swell. I always wanted a bunch of scratchy hair."
* Manure- "Never thought I'd say this, but I could really use that poop."
* Guano- "It's exactly what it looks like."
* Melty Marbles- "One man's trash is another kid's marbles."
* Fake Kazoo- "What kind of monster would create a kazoo you can't use!"
* Gord's Knot- "I've found knots like this in my balloon rigging."
* Gnome- "Pity I don't have a lawn to put it on."
* Tiny Rocketship- "I'd fly it to the moon if I could."
* Frazzled Wires- "I bet someone would find this valuable. Not me, but someone."
* Ball and Cup- "I'll play this in my down-time. Which is never."
* Hardened Rubber Bung- "I'm more a showerer myself."
* Mismatched Buttons- "I think I figured out where all the lost buttons go."
* Second-hand Dentures- "Treasures like this make the adventuring life worthwhile.
* Lying Robot- "Swell. My new co-pilot."
* Dessicated Tentacle- "I wonder if they want it back."
* Dwarf Star- "Haha! Always knew I'd reach the stars."
* Old Boot- "It's treasures like this that make all the hardship worthwhile."
====Reign of Giants====
* Webber's Skull- "I should bury it before it starts haunting me."
* Bone Shards- "Who knew bone shards would be so useful?"
* Old Bell Blueprint- "That's about the most interesting bell I've ever seen."
====Shipwrecked====
* Venom Gland- "Swell. A sack of goop from an animal."
* Dubloons- "Strange currency. A sure sign you're on an adventure."
* Hail- "Ugh! Hail! It's grounded me more times than I can count."
* Message in a Bottle- "Adventure just seems to find me."
* Spoiled Fish- "Mmm... smells like my home cooking."
* Snake Oil- "I know it's a fake, but I still just have to try it!"
* Harpoon- "Looks like my pitching arm is going to come in handy."
* Trident- "Three pokey bits are better than one."
* Peg Leg- "Well, it's not mine."
* Orange Soda- "I don't know what this is, but it looks refreshing."
* Voodoo Doll- "A little short."
* Ukulele- "Don't know how to play. And I don't really want to learn."
* License Plate- "It's either an important clue to an adventure, or it's completely useless to me."
* Ancient Vase- "Swell. Just what I always wanted."
* Brain Cloud Pill- "Not my kind of adventure."
* Wine Bottle Candle- "I guess it's treasure?"
* Broken AAC Device- "Interesting... I don't know what it is."
* One True Earring- "Swell. About as useful as one sock."
* Old Boot- "It's got a hole in it."
* Sextant- "Looks like... something I don't know how to use."
* Toy Boat- "I'd like it better if it was a balloon."
* Soaked Candle- "I guess it's treasure?"
* Sea Worther- "Looks useful. Somehow..."
* Iron Key- "Where there's a key, there's a lock."
* Bone Key- "Bone key. Not the first one I've seen."
* Golden Key- "Gold and keys. Two sure signs of an adventure."
* Tarnished Crown- "My head's too big. And this crown is too tarnished."
====Hamlet====
* Oinc- "Good for buying projectiles. Or being projectiles."
* Tenpiece Oinc- "Moving up in the world."
* Centapiece Oinc- "You know what Wheeler, you deserve a treat."
* Lost Idol- "Looks like something the pig history buffs would like."
* Lost Totem- "Pig history. Someone's bound to love this."
* Relic Fragment- "This belongs in a museum."
* The Blue Sow- "Looks fancy. And royal. And it looks like a pig."
* The Jeweled Truffle- "Well it's valuable to someone."
* Pherostone- "Now I can make small talk with the big bugs."
* Alloy- "Heavy metal made heavier."
* Chitin- "I'm going to need more of these."
* Stalking Stick- "Dried flytrap stalks really put a spring in my step."
* Deed of home ownership- "Normally I'm not a homebody, but I do need a place to keep my stuff."
* Regal Scepter- "Looks good enough to bonk someone on the head with."
* Royal Gallery Key- "Locks and keys. The cornerstone of every good adventure."
* Key to the City- "Swell. Now I can be responsible for a whole city."
* Statue of Queen Malfalfa- "Swell. A stone dolly."
* Post Card of the Royal Palace- "Do they have mail service around here?"
* Can of Silly String- "It's an inferior Pew-matic."
* Noxious Cloud- "Not a cloud I'm fond of flying through."
===Adventure Mode===
====Base Game====
* Divining Rod (in starting base)- "The weirder things look, the more useful they usually are."
* Divining Rod- "Testing... one, two, three.
* Divining Rod (cold)- "Mayday! Mayday! I'm losing the signal!"
* Divining Rod (warm)- "I prefer music with a faster tempo."
* Divining Rod (warmer)- "The tempo is a little better but I bet it could get faster still."
* Divining Rod (hot)- "Better find what's making this thing sing before it oscillates my ears off."
* Divining Rod Holder- "Looks... magic-y."
* Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "Looks like something belongs in there."
* Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Well, that worked."
* Maxwell's Door- "Smells like adventure."
* Maxwell's Phonograph- "Is there some kind of dance party going on?
* Maxwell's Light- "Whoever put this here is my new best friend."
* Maxwell Statue- "A little pretentious for my taste.
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "Ambush from below."
* Sick Worm Hole- "It's seen better days."
* Nightmare Lock- "Seems like the kind of thing I would want to unlock."
* Nightmare Throne- "That would be a great adventure."
* Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "Looks like he's having a bad day."
* Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "Don't take this personal, but you're a little creepy."
* Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "You look like you've had a bad day."
===Announcements===
====Base Game====
* Generic- "
* Failed Adventure Mode- "You haven't heard the last of Maybelle Dorothea Wheeler!"
* Freedom- "The adventure continues!"
* Freezing- "Brr. It's colder out here than the upper atmosphere."
* Battlecry- "You picked the wrong gal to mess with!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "Hey, get back here!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "Remember my name, pig!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "Put up your dukes. All six of 'em."
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Put up your dukes. All six of 'em."
* Leaving combat- "Bah. Not worth it."
* Leaving combat (prey)- "I'll let you go this time."
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "I've got better things to do."
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "You're not worth my time."
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "You're lucky I have things to do."
* Activated a Bee Mine- "BEES!"
* Dusk- "Getting dark. But I can stay up past my bedtime."
* Entering darkness- "Where's the light switch around here?"
* Entering light- "Light. What a novel concept!"
* Doing things in the dark- "Where's the light switch around here?"
* Failed to do something- "That didn't work. I'll try something else."
* Failed to craft something- "I'll take another crack at it."
* Failed to give something- "
* Trying to sleep during the day- "Can't sleep in the day. Too much to do."
* Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "No way, I've spelunking to do!",
* Trying to sleep when too hungry- "Food before shut eye."
* Trying to sleep near monsters- "Can't sleep now. I'm in peril!"
* Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Feel free to keep me waiting here like a fool."
* Trying to give item to a dead mob- "I'm not sure they're up for receiving gifts."
* Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "It can wait."
* Not enough fertilizer- "That garden needs some tending to."
* Hounds are coming- "How am I supposed to explore with those dogs running around?"
* Depths Worms are coming- "Now what's all that rumbling about?"
* Boss is coming- "Whatever's moaning needs to show itself."
* Inventory full- "I need bigger pockets."
* Can't rummage (generic)- "Not too keen on digging around in there."
* Can't store (generic/full)- "It won't fit, darn it."
* Can't store (invalid item)- "It's not going in."
* Can't bundle (no items)- " "Well, I need something to wrap first."
* Can't cook (generic)- "What's cookin'? Not me."
* Can't cook (too far)- "Well I'm too far away for that."
* Can't draw (no subject)- "Give me something to draw and I'll draw it."
* Can't shave (generic)- "Doesn't seem too keen on getting shaved just now."
* Can't shave (nothing left)- "There's nothing left to shave!"
* Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "Better if he's not so awake."
* Can't write on sign (generic)- "I don't want to vandalize it with my bad handwriting."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "Let them get the fight out of their system first."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "I'm beginning to think now's not the best time."
* Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Well, I'll have to get down first."
* Eating- "Mmm... That hit the spot."
* Eating (stale food)- "Not the freshest food, but I've had worse."
* Eating (spoiled food)- "Blech. Well, it'll make a good story."
* Eating (painful food)- "That's what I get for keeping an open mind."
* Hungry- "When was the last time I ate?"
* Triggered trap- "Oh! What'd I get?"
* Torch out- "Swell. Time for a new torch."
* Pricked- "Y'ouch! Gotta watch myself."
* Object broken, fixable- "I can fix it in a jiffy."
* Earthquake- "The ground's moving! Take cover!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Lightning miss- "Another daring escape!"
* Overheating- "It's hotter than my balloon burner out here."
* Tree Shelter- "I'm staying here so the weather doesn't get me."
* Wetness (low)- "A little rain never killed anyone."
* Wetness (medium)- "Swell. Now I have soakers."
* Wetness (high)- "Ugh! I'm liable to drown out here!"
* Wetness (highest)- "I'm more water than person!"
* Dropping tool while wet- "It's all this rain that's making my tools slip."
* Smoldering Item- "Where there's smoke, there's fire."
* Burnt- "Well, no one ever accused me of being a good cook."
* Trying to sleep on fire- "I'm not that eager for adventure!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Volcano eruption- "Look at that! The volcano's about to blow!!"
* Sea Hounds are coming- "Shark fins! Things are getting exciting."
* Crocodogs are coming- "
* Sealnado is coming- "
* Map border approaching- "It's like flying through the clouds!"
* Entering map border- "What a riot!"
* Exiting map border- "What do you know? I'm back where I started."
* Riding wave-
** "WOOHOO!!!"
** "I NEVER WANT THIS TO END!"
** "ADVENTUUUURE!"
* Boat losing durability- "Swell. I'm taking on water."
* Boat leak- "I'm up to my socks in seawater!"
* Boat sinking- "Is this the end of Maybelle Dorothea Wheeler?"
* Trawl Net full- "Haha! Let's look at my haul!"
* Crabbit escape- "Darn it, you! Get back in that trap."
* Wrong world- "Awful far to go for treasure, but I'm up for it."
====Hamlet====
* Can't buy item (generic)- "Why is it even in here if it's not for sale?"
* Can't buy item (not enough money)- "I need to improve my finances first."
* Cannot enter building (generic)-"Swell. A door that won't open."
* Cannot enter building (locked)- "I'll find a way to open it, somehow."
* Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "I'll get back there one day."
* Coughing- "COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!"
* Digging in Dung Pile-
** "Swell."
** "Just great."
** "I'll put this in my memoir."
* Fog coming-
** "This %s is suffocating."
** "This %s is just too hot!"
* Hay Fever starting- "Allergiesch. What allergiesch?"
* Hay Fever ending- "My face stopped leaking. Allergy season must be over."
* Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
** "Agh. It has to have a soft spot somewhere!"
** "No good, I need another way!"
** "Think, Wheeler, think!"
* Putting on Living Artifact- "Adventure!"
* Sneezing- "AchooOO!"
* Vampire Bats are coming- "Flying rats. This should be exciting."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomplishment- "Well that looks interesting."
* Accomplishment completed- "A waste of time. Onto the next adventure!"
===Unimplemented===
* Maxwell's Head- "I could make my head that big too, I just choose to value onto my morality."
* Deadly Feast- "I'm adventurous, but not that adventurous."
* Skull Chest- "Exactly what I was looking for!"
* Golden Pitchfork- "Because dirt needs to get dug out of the ground in style."
* Boat- "It's like a hot air balloon for the water."
* Home- "The only place I've felt at home is in the sky."
* Sunk Boat- "I assume they didn't mean to sink it like that."
* Lava Pit- "A crusted over pit of lava: a sure sign you're on an adventure."
* Lava Pit (normal)- "If only there was a way to harness this into a balloon burner."
* Lava Pit (low)- "Does lava burn out?"
* Lava Pit (out)- "Well, I knew it couldn't last."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Swell. Someone's trying to kill me."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Bah! Mosquitos!"
* Tree Clump- "Drat! It's blocking the way."
* Pig Tent- "I've slept in worse."
* Poison Frog- "I'd like you more if you weren't such a criminal."
* Peacock- "Pretty. Pretty conceded."
* Mr. Skittish- "Well, I wanted an adventure."
* Swimming Horror- "This is why I prefer to stick to the sky."
* Beach Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
* Wardrobe- "An adventurer needs an adventurous wardrobe."
* Wardrobe (burning)- "Someone's obviously jealous of my keen fashion sense."
* Wardrobe (burnt)- "There go my dreams of being a fashion guru."
* COFFEEBOT- "Automatic coffee maker, what will they think of next?"
* WOODLEGSSAIL- "I'd rather have a balloon."
* BIGFISHINGROD- "There's always a bigger fishing rod."
* SNAKE_FIRE- "I admire your capacity to fit so much annoying into such a small body."
* PIKE_SKULL- "I'm going to try and avoid that same fate."
* Baby Water Beefalo- "Aw, he's so cute and waterlogged!"
* Chicken- "Can't fly. But then neither can I now."
* Chicken (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming he was a flying bird."
* Chicken (dead)- "I promise I will go on without you!"
* Peep Hen- "She's very sensibly dressed."
* Peep Hen (sleeping)- "That little gal's no threat to me."
* Peep Hen (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you!"
* Snapdragon- "Well, I wanted an adventure."
* Snapdragon (sleeping)- "It's dreaming of ground."
* Snapdragon (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you!"
* Zeb- "Not a chess player I see."
* Zeb (sleeping)- "It's going to take him a while to get up."
* Zeb (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you!"
* Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Giving off the smell of fresh mushrooms."
* Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Swell. It's making more."
* Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Well, I'm not cleaning that up!"
* Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "Mold and a lot of spiders. Reminds me of my Grandma's cellar."
* Red Spore- "At least they're glowing."
* Red Spore (held)- "I bet I could make you work for me somehow."
* Green Spore- "I get it. You can fly and I can't. Quit rubbing it in."
* Green Spore (held)- "Small. Glowy. Smells like cellar."
* Blue Spore- "Glad I'm not allergic to mold."
* Blue Spore (held)- "Well, they won't fit in the Pew-matic."
* Big Slimy Pit- "That doesn't look normal. Even for around here."
== Trivia ==
* Her quote for the Accomploshrine ("Why would I do this? Because it's there.") may be a reference to George Mallory's alleged response to why he wanted to climb Mount Everest.
* Her quote for a Relic Fragment ("This belongs in a museum.") may be a reference to a line spoken by Indiana Jones, a character from the eponymous Indiana Jones franchise.