Scoob!/Transcript

[We open in Venice, California, as Tupac's "California Love" plays. We see dozens of sights before coming to Alexander’s Great Gyro. A huge roll of meat was then taken by a brown puppy.]
Restaurant Owner: What?! You little mutt! Come back here! Bring back my gyro!
[Out of it, the young puppy was rolling on top of the gyro as he ran past some people. An officer noticed the rolling dog.]
Officer Gary: (via radio) Dispatch! I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat.
[The puppy hops over the cop and rolls off while he gives chase on his bike.]
Officer Gary: (via radio) I repeat, we’ve a grand theft gyro in progress!
[The chase went down the sidewalk then down the skating rink. As they flew up in the air, they accidentally switched rides, with the cop on the gyro and the puppy on the bike.]
Officer Gary: Huh?
Pup Scooby: Yikes.
[They landed down and then flew back up. As they fly through the air...]
Officer Gary: (in slo-mo) Hey!
[The puppy grabs back the gyro and gets on it as he and the officer land on the ground. The chase then continues down the streets of Venice, where they run past a lonely young boy, making him drop his food.]
Young Shaggy: Zoinks! Like, slow down, dude.
[He puts on his earbuds and gets out his cellphone. He activates a Backstreet Boys song, Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, only to realize it was a mistake. He then switches to Three Dog Night’s One is the Loneliest Number. That didn’t do good either. Then, to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton. None of the songs were helping the boy. So, he switches to a motivational podcast hosted by Ira Glass. As the young boy walks...]
Ira Glass: (on radio) Hello, I’m Ira Glass. Welcome to another episode of my new podcast. Friends. Who needs ‘em? You do. This week’s challenge: put yourself out there. 
[He sees some friends hanging out at the beach, happy to be together. Surfers fist-bumping and two girls with half-hearts putting themselves together to make one big heart.]
Ira Glass: (on radio) When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it. You can do it. Now go. Make some friends.
[He was still sad, but he wanted to give it a chance. Back on the chase...]
Pup Scooby: (as he rolls past some people) Excuse me! Coming through!
[As the officer rode in, the puppy and the gyro were gone. He looks around, not knowing that they were hiding in the backs of two mounds of sand, one of which has seaweed on top.]
Pup Scooby: Phew.
[Just then, the same boy walks in and stops at the sand mounds.]
Pup Scooby: Huh?
[The boy, Shaggy, removes his earbuds and looks at the mounds. This could work.]
Young Shaggy: Make friends. Check.
[Soon, he makes a picnic with the sand mounds, now fitted with seashells for eyes and sand mouths. He grabs himself a sandwich as he starts to make conversation with the pretend friends.]
Young Shaggy: Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy. 
[The puppy started to listen through.]
Young Shaggy: How was your day? Oh, you want me to start? How polite, Sandy. Well, I told my mom I was meeting my friends at the beach, so if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate. But it’s all good. I like eating lunch by myself. (becomes sad) And hanging out by myself. And playing ping pong by myself. I lose a lot of balls.
[Shaggy looks sad. Scooby looks worried. He knows what it’s like to be alone. With a determined expression, he decides to get out of his hiding place. The puppy shows his face to the boy behind the sand mound. Shaggy looks up and notices in shock. They yelped at each other then blinked and stared. Shaggy sees that he’s staring at him. He then pushes his sandwich toward the puppy. He walks to him.]
Young Shaggy: I got to warn you. It’s got gummi worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather.
[The puppy was confused.]
Young Shaggy: I know! No liverwurst. It’s not like me to forget the protein.
[Scooby gets an idea. He walks away...]
Young Shaggy: (sad) Yeah, I get it. Nobody likes my sandwiches.
[...and returns with the gyro.]
Young Shaggy: Whoa!
[He hands the dog a fork and knife to cut off pieces of the gyro and place them in the sandwiches. They clink their sandwiches together and eat them in one gulp.]
Young Shaggy: Mm. Is that peppercorn?
Pup Scooby: Sand.
[The two giggle for a moment.]
Officer Gary: (offscreen) There you are!
[They yelp and Scooby leaps into the boy’s arms. The officer had found Scooby at last.]
Officer Gary: This mangy stray's done enough damage for today. He's coming with me.
Young Shaggy:  He's not a stray.
Officer Gary: Is he your dog?
Young Shaggy: He is, like, totally mine. (to Pup Scooby) If you wanna be. 
Pup Scooby: I'd like that very much.
Officer Gary: Okay, then. What's his name?
Pup Scooby: I don't have one.
Young Shaggy:  His name's...
[As he tries to think up a name, he looks down on a box of Scooby Snacks and gets an idea.]
Young Shaggy: Snacks.
Officer Gary: What?
Pup Scooby: Snacks?
Young Shaggy: Uh, I mean... Scooby!
Officer Gary: Middle name?
Young Shaggy: Dooby?
Officer Gary: Last name.
Young Shaggy: Doo.
Officer Gary: (sighs) All right. If the dog has a middle name, there's no punishment for damages or theft. I don't like it, but them's the laws. Well, have a good day, sir. Mr. Dooby-Doo.
[He gets on his bike and pedals off. The two laugh.]
Young Shaggy: I'm Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.
Pup Scooby: Raggy.
Young Shaggy: (laughs) No, it's Shaggy.
Pup Scooby: That's what I said. Raggy.
Young Shaggy: We'll work on it.
[The two fist-bump. Later that night, at the boy’s house…]
Mrs. Norville: (offscreen) Shaggy, you and your new friend better hurry up if you want to trick-or-treat.
Young Shaggy: (offscreen) Yay! Okay, Mom.
[Inside, Shaggy leads Scooby to his room.]
Young Shaggy: Let me show you my room. I mean, our room.
[The dog looks around the room in awe. There were tons of items like drawings of food and a poster for The Impossibles. He notices a shrine dedicated to two heroic figures, Blue Falcon and Dynomutt. Toys, magazines, and memorabilia filled up the shrine. ]
Pup Scooby: Who’s that?
Young Shaggy: (gets a Blue Falcon action figure) This is Blue Falcon. He's half-man, half-falcon.  Well, mostly man. All man.  I guess it's just the suit that's falcon.  And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt. (grabs a Dynomutt action figure) Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.  
Pup Scooby: Cool. (sees a bed nearby) Ooh! (hops up on the bed) What's this?  
Young Shaggy: It's a bed. (hops up on the bed) You sleep in it. 
Pup Scooby: Huh. (jumps on the bed and giggles) Soft. I've never had a bed before. In fact, I've never had anything before.  
Young Shaggy: I, uh...  I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you. I know we just met  and I didn't wanna seem too desperate  or, you know, come on too strong, but...  
[He shows him a collar with a shiny SD diamond nametag. The puppy looks at it and smiles.]
Pup Scooby: I love it. 
[Shaggy puts the collar on Scooby.]
Pup Scooby: I promise I'll never take it off.
[Shaggy beamed with happiness and the two hugged. Later, Shaggy and Scooby were getting candy while dressed as Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.]
Young Shaggy: Thanks.  
Pup Scooby: Thank you! (as he and Shaggy walk) I love Halloween!  
Young Shaggy: And may I say, you sure look good in that costume.  
Pup Scooby: Ranks, Raggy. It's all in the hips. (sees something) Whoa! Jackpot!  
[The two see a haunted house in the neighborhood.]
Pup Scooby: Big house, big candy.  
Young Shaggy: Like, no way, bro. That's the Rigby house. It's haunted. Let's get outta here!
[As they walk, two bullies skate by and one of them grabs Shaggy’s bag of candy.]
Young Shaggy: Hey! 
Pup Scooby: Give it back!
Young Shaggy: Yeah! We worked hard for that candy.
Bully: This stuff will rot your teeth.
Bully 2: Yeah. Don’t you know Halloween is just a marketing ploy by big corn syrup.
Pup Scooby: Yeah, we're okay with that. 
[The bully chucked the candy bag into the haunted house.]
Pup Scooby: (offscreen; scared) Ruh-roh.
Bully: Your blood sugar will thank us!
[As the bullies leave, the two sigh in sadness.]
Young Fred: (offscreen) Are you guys alright?
[They look up and see Fred (as a knight), Velma (as a judge), and Daphne (as Wonder Woman).]
Young Shaggy: Yeah. They just hurt my pride. And my tail feathers.
Young Fred: Let me give you a hand.
[He pulls Shaggy up from the sidewalk.]
Young Fred: I'm Fred. This is Velma. 
Young Velma: Hi.  
Young Fred: And that's Daphne.
Young Daphne: Hey.  
Young Shaggy: I'm Shaggy. And this is Scooby-Doo.  
Pup Scooby: Nice to meet you. 
Young Shaggy: Cool Wonder Woman costume. (to Velma) And are you... Harry Potter?  
Young Velma: I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg, obviously.  
Young Shaggy: Which house is she in? Hufflepuff?  
Young Velma: She's a Supreme Court justice.
Young Shaggy: Oh. Slytherin. 
Young Fred: Come on. Let’s go get your candy back.
Young Shaggy: Wait! That’s the Rigby house! It’s haunted by a ghost.
Pup Scooby: (scared) G-G-Ghost?
Young Daphne: Ghost or no ghost, it's Halloween. No one should go home without their candy.  
Young Shaggy: Uh... Okay.  
[They walked to the front of the old, abandoned house.]
Young Shaggy: We'll go in the haunted house this one time, but we're not gonna make a habit out of this. Right, Scoob?  
Pup Scooby: Right. 
[Fred knocks on the door. It opens by itself. Very kooky on the inside. A bag of candy was on the ground.]
Young Fred: Hello? Anybody home?  
Young Daphne: This living room feels more like a dying room.
[Fred then picks up the bag.]
Young Fred: Here you go, Shaggy.  
[He throws the bag to Shaggy.]
Young Shaggy: (quickly) Great. Thanks a bunch. Let's go.
[However, as they turned, a door slam was heard behind them. They looked at the cabinet and it was briefly opened before it closed. The kids screamed a bit.]
Pup Scooby and Young Shaggy: (in unison) It’s the ghost!
Young Velma: Guys, there’s no such thing as ghosts.
[Velma approaches the cabinet carefully.]
Young Shaggy: Uh... Girl dressed like Judge Judy, I don't think this is a good idea.
[Velma comes to the doors and opens them to reveal… a rack of old clothing. While the others came to Velma, she noticed movement on the clothes. She moves them aside to reveal a ghost coming out of it. They see it in shock and scream. The kids closed it tight.]
The Kids: The ghost! 
Young Fred: Go get help!
[Daphne and Velma try to run out the door, but it shuts by itself along with the windows. The kids were trapped inside. Then, the ghost bursted out, pushing the boys on the ground. The ghost was on top and he swooped at them.]
Young Velma: Come on, hurry! (she and Daphne run)
Young Fred: Guys, we gotta do something.
[As Fred runs off, Scooby and Shaggy hide in the cabinet.] 
Young Fred: Quick, upstairs! 
Young Velma: Come on, let's go! 
[Fred and Velma run up, but Daphne trips and nearly falls.]
Young Fred: Daphne! 
[Then, as she got up, the ghost blocked Daphne’s path.]
Young Velma: Run, Daphne, run!
[Scooby and Shaggy peeked from the cabinet as the ghost chased Daphne around. Velma notices something about the ghost. A string was tied to its back. She looks up and sees it being operated by machinery.]
Young Velma: Fred, look!
[Fred sees it and is shocked. He gets an axe out of the wall and throws it. Just as the ghost cornered Daphne, the axe cut the rope that made him float.]
Ghost: Uh oh.
[He immediately falls to the floor. Daphne throws her lasso to Velma.]
Young Daphne: Velma!
[Velma leaps and grabs the string.]
Young Velma: Got it.  
[The two girls run around the ghost, tying him up.]
Ghost: Hey! What are you... Oh.  Oh.
[Fred then rams into him, hitting his stomach and knocking him down to the ground.]
Young Fred: Gotcha!
[The ghost’s face was a bit off.]
Young Daphne: Jeepers. It's a Halloween mask.
[She removes it to show it being…]
The Kids: Mr. Rigby?!
[The man groans in defeat. Then, the cabinet light came on.]
Young Shaggy: (flashback) Uh, guys? I think we just found the world's smallest Walmart.
[Scooby and Shaggy move aside to reveal a room full of objects used for the ghost trick. Later, the cops come in and arrest the man. They find some items in the hidden room.]
Officer Casey: Wow… that guy stole a lot of stuff.
Officer North: Bag it all up, Frank. He’s going away for a long time.
[On the crook, he was hauled to a police car.]
Mr. Rigby: I would've gotten away with this  if it weren't for you meddling...  
[The door closed just before he could finish his sentence and the car drove off.]
Young Velma: Congratulations, everyone. We just proved this house wasn't haunted, and busted a perp.  
Young Shaggy: (holds their bag) And even better, we got our candy back.  
Young Daphne: Not bad for a bunch of kids.  
Young Fred: Maybe we should do this again.  
Young Velma: I like it. 
Young Daphne: I'm in.  
Young Fred: What do you say, guys?  
[A beat was heard.]
Pup Scooby and Young Shaggy: (in unison) We're in. 
Young Shaggy: I mean, like, how many scary monsters could there be?
[We come to a montage of the gang solving mysteries. It leads to a recreation of the intro for Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, while the iconic theme song plays. Soon, the montage ends, and we come to a 1980s-styled restaurant where a meeting was held by the Mystery Gang.]
Fred: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?
Shaggy: Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.
Daphne: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
Scooby-Doo: I was also gonna say lunch.
Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
Scooby-Doo: I told you I needed a walk.
Velma: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Scooby-Doo: I handle our accounting.
Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor. 
[Entering the cafe was a very handsome celebrity.]
Simon Cowell: (offscreen) Oh, whoopee. A diner.
Sitting next to Mystery Inc. was Simon Cowell.
Simon Cowell: I’ll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell. 
[He gets a phone and plays “Shallow” by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper.]
Shaggy and Scooby: (sings offkey) In the shallow, shallow. In the shallow, shallow.
Shaggy: (singing offkey) I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in-
Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
Fred: Cool.
Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. The empath.
Daphne: Aw.
Simon Cowell: And Velma's got the smarts and technical savvy.
Velma: Thanks.
Simon Cowell: (refers to Scooby and Shaggy) But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
Scooby and Shaggy are shown eating a big sandwich like pigs.
Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
Scooby-Doo: But you got us back at "sandwich."
Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
Daphne: But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.
Shaggy: Yeah, and like, what's more valuable than friendship?
Simon Cowell: Literally, anything. You can't count on friendship. People change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
Scooby and Shaggy were crushed by this.
Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted.
[The two start to leave their seats.]
Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.
Fred: Come on, guys.
Velma: He didn't mean it.
Scooby-Doo: (takes the fries off the table; to Simon Cowell) No fries for you. Hmm!
[Then, the duo left the diner, much to the gang’s dismay. Later that night, at the Takamoto Bowl, Scooby bowls while Shaggy eats some fries.]
Shaggy: You believe the nerve of that dude? Simon Cowell thinks friendship won't save the day.  
Scooby-Doo: What does he know?
[He does the famous Fred Flintstone tiptoe then rolls the bowl at the pins with a whack! A strike, all ten pins knocked down.]
Shaggy: Yeah, he's not that smart. Just sounds like it, because he's British.  
Scooby-Doo: Good point, Raggy.  
Shaggy: As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine on our own. 
Scooby-Doo: Right. 
[He bowls again as he knocks down another batch of bowling pins. Another strike.]
Scooby-Doo: Yes!
[But the pin suddenly stands up. Scooby noticed in shock.]
Scooby-Doo: Huh?
[A small pair of red eyes peek from inside the pin.]
Scooby-Doo: Eyes? (to Shaggy)  Raggy, look.  
Shaggy: Huh? 
Scooby-Doo: The pin. It has eyes.
[Shaggy looked at the pin, but no eyes appeared as it was swept away and replaced with another batch of pins.]
Shaggy: Oh, Scoob, I know it feels like everyone's judging us today.  Even the bowling pins.  But don't freak out on me, bud. 
[He presses a button to summon his ball, but the ball doesn’t appear.]
Scooby-Doo: Uh...  What's the hold-up?  
Shaggy: The ball return won't return our ball. 
[Then, multi-colored bowling balls appear from the other ball returns.]
Shaggy: Huh.
[They look down at their ball return and their ball appears each by their side.]
Scooby-Doo: Oh, there it is.
[As he reaches for her ball, it sprouts out a face and tries to bite him.]
Shaggy: Zoinks! What is going on?!
[They notice the balls and the pins turning into small scorpion robots.]
Scooby-Doo: What are those things?  
Shaggy: I don't know, but they don't look friendly.
[One of the robots aims its tail at the two, powering up a laser.]
Shaggy: No offense, but I think I liked you better as a bowling ball.
Scooby-Doo: Me too. 
[It fired at them and they ducked while it destroyed the screen. They then run for their lives as the scorpion robots chase them. They ran past the busy proprietor, Judy.]
Judy: No running.
[They continue running from the evil robots.]
Scooby-Doo: They’re coming!
[The two jumped behind the food stand.]
Scooby-Doo: What now?
Shaggy: Follow my lead.
[They rise out as food stand employees.]
Shaggy: (cheerfully) Who’s hungry!
Scooby-Doo: (cheerfully) Check out the specials!
[He hands two scorpion robots some menus.]
Shaggy: So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat? And please don’t say human.
Scooby-Doo: Or dog.
[The scorpions then transform into cute little robots. One of the bots orders from the menu.]
Shaggy: Okay. Bowling Alley Yakitori. And what about you guys? Hot wings to share?
[All Rottens were in their seats.]
Rottens: (in unison) Uh-huh.
Shaggy: Got it. And for you?
[The red robot orders calamari.]
Shaggy: Oh, no! We’re out of calamari!
[The robot rips up the menu and turns back into a scorpion, along with the others. The gang ran out of the food stand and toward the alley. They slid down the alley screaming, struck down some pins, and crashed through to the other side. They moan as Shaggy gets a box off Scooby’s head.]
Shaggy: Huh. I always wondered what was back here.
Scooby-Doo: (spits out a pin) Underwhelming.
[As they run off, meanwhile, in the Mystery Machine, Fred and the girls are looking for Shaggy and Scooby. Their makeshift communicator picks up a signal.]
Dispatcher Stevens: (via radio) All units. Attention all units. We have a 4-1-5 in progress at the Takamoto Bowl.
Velma: (looks in his book) Tiny violent shapeshifting robots chasing a man, a dog, and a group of kids in a bowling alley, linens store, or car wash. Wow. The police really do have a code for everything.
Daphne: The Takamoto Bowl? That's where Scoob and Shaggy hang out.  
Fred: Oh, no. Let's go.
[Fred turns the van around and heads to the bowling alley. Back on Scooby and Shaggy, they make it to the door and close it behind them, panting.]
Scooby-Doo: Did we lose them?
[A robotic dent appears on the door.]
Shaggy: Pretty sure we didn’t.
[More dents appeared as the door wasn’t gonna hold much longer. They were smashed together away from the dents. They popped out and tried running out of the alley, but both sides were blocked by a dump truck and a dumpster. They see a chainsaw buzzing around the door. Seeing this, they run into a dead end just as the scorpion robots break down the door with the red robot wielding double chainsaws.]
Shaggy: Yikes!
[The scorpions surge toward the duo.]
Shaggy: Looks like this is goodbye, old buddy. 
Scooby-Doo: (jumps into his arms) I never saw Paris.
[Suddenly, a blue light shines down on them.]
Scooby and Shaggy: Huh?
[They started floating up as the light took them up, along with the dumpster. The red robot tries to catch them, but crashes into the wall, malfunctioning into a bowling pin then back to a broken bot, letting the dumpster smash on him. The robots retreated. Meanwhile, Scooby and Shaggy entered a strange room by the light, then landed on the ground when the light came off. The hatch closed as they landed. As they moan in the room, the two gets up.]
Shaggy: Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator. You okay, Scooby-Doo?
Scooby-Doo: Yeah, I’m good. (gets up) Where are we?
[Suddenly, the lights turned on inside the room. An AT&T jingle was heard from the lights turning on. Shaggy looks around and recognizes the place.]
Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?  
Scooby-Doo: No.
Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean, modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in…
Scooby-Doo: IKEA! 
Shaggy: ...the Falcon Fury!  Did you say IKEA? 
Scooby-Doo: Nope. I said Falcon Fury. Just like you.
[Just then, the door opens to reveal a female figure. It was an African American woman with box braids seen in a bun. She wears a suit of red and blue.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.
Shaggy: Well, we're Scoob... 
Dee Dee Skyes: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me.
[They followed her through the halls.]
Scooby-Doo: Who sent those robots?  
Dee Dee Skyes: It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to (makes a slash sound while running her finger across her throat) you.  
Shaggy: Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to...  (makes a slash sound while running her finger across his throat) 
Scooby-Doo: It's nice to be wanted.  
Dee Dee Skyes: Mm, I hear that.
[She opens the door to reveal a huge lab with holographic workers researching. The two were in awe.]
Shaggy: Oh, wow!  
Scooby-Doo: Look!
Dee Dee Skyes: Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys press random buttons, but they told me we need to move.
[Soon, the lights went out.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Seriously? We’re doing this now?
Shaggy: Oooh, is it him? Is it him?
Dee Dee Skyes: Yep. He likes to make an entrance.
Blue Falcon: (on speaker) Ladies… and gentlemen! Since the dawn of time,... the falcon has been worshiped  as a symbol of freedom and victory.  Now,  a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he’s one bad mamma… jamma! (echoes)
[Bursting out and making an entrance is a superhero. He wears a blue and gold falcon suit with a big red "F" on his chest.]
Blue Falcon: Welcome to the Falcon Fury!
[He dabs as fire bursts behind him. Scooby and Shaggy were in awe of the hero.]
Blue Falcon: (then) Wait, wait, hold on. Time out!
[The lights went on. ] 
Blue Falcon: Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say Falcon Fury, that’s supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there?
Keith: (via intercom) I missed the cue.
Blue Falcon: Duh. You’ve got one job. Anyway, (to the duo) welcome aboard! I’m Blue Falcon.
Shaggy: No, you're not.  
Blue Falcon: Yes, I am. 
Dee Dee Skyes: I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed. 
Shaggy: No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F"  on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.  
Blue Falcon: They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.
[A gray and white Doberman, wearing a green mask, appears with his neck stretching. As a cyborg, he has a cybernetic-enhanced body, such as his tail, neck, and legs. This is Dynomutt, Blue Falcon’s trusty sidekick.]
Dynomutt: I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.  
[Scooby and Shaggy recognize the cyborg dog and beamed in excitement.]
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: (in unison) Dynomutt!  
Blue Falcon: Oh, him you recognize?  
Shaggy: Well, sure, man! Dynomutt is the dog wonder.  Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.  
Dynomutt: And yet here I am. Without him.  
[Scooby then pinches Shaggy’s behind.] 
Shaggy: Ow! What was that for?  
Scooby-Doo: Making sure this isn't a dream.  
Shaggy: You're supposed to pinch yourself.  
[He pinches the dog, who then pinches back. They both pinch each other until...]
Dee Dee Skyes: (clears her throat) Finished?  
[Scooby pinches Shaggy one last time.]
Shaggy: Ow! 
Scooby-Doo: Yes.  
Shaggy: Wait, Brian... 
Blue Falcon: Blue Falcon.  
Shaggy: If you're Blue Falcon now... 
Blue Falcon: I am.  
Shaggy: Does that mean...
Blue Falcon: Yes. Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place.  
Shaggy: (worried) Oh, no!  
Blue Falcon: What? Oh, no, he's not dead. He retired to Palm Beach.  
Dynomutt: We still miss him very, very, very,  very, very... 
Blue Falcon: Oh, no, he's glitching.  
Dynomutt: No, I'm not. Let me finish.  (finishes his sentence) ...very, very, very much.
[Soon, the alarm went up.]
Dee Dee Skyes: (pulls up her holo-screen) It’s Dastardly. He must’ve tracked you here from the bowling alley.
Blue Falcon: Let’s move it, people! To the Falcon Nest!
[As they run off….]
Shaggy: Like, hey, wait up!
[As they ran off, outside, a giant steampunk-like ship was closing in on them. Inside, a man sits on his throne. He is tall, with a wide chest and pasty skin. He has a very pronounced and comedic mustache, which he is apparently very proud of.]
Dick Dastardly: Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens?
[His robotic henchmen salute him.]
Dick Dastardly: I need what’s on that ship or I’ll never get my treasure. Do. Not. Fail. Me!
[The Rottens comply and he pulls a lever, making the ship fly after them at full speed, leaving a trail of black smoke from the thrusters. In the Falcon Fury, the team got to the cockpit.]
Blue Falcon: Dee Dee, take the helm.
Dee Dee Skyes: Ready, sir.
Dynomutt: (to the gang) You might want to buckle up.
[Some seats appear behind Shaggy and Scooby, making them sit down and buckle up.]
Dynomutt: And if you get sick, puke on Brian.
Blue Falcon: Punch it, Dee Dee.
[Dee Dee hits a button and the ship’s engine is online.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Hang on.
[She steers the ship to the right as Dastardly chases after them.]
Shaggy: Zoinks! 
Scooby-Doo: What's this guy's deal?  
Blue Falcon: Look, the hot goss on my fan site is that Dastardly's collecting the three shells of Seabiscuit... 
Dynomutt: It's skulls of Cerberus, Brian. We went over this. 
Dee Dee Skyes: He's got one skull. Our mission is to make sure he doesn't get the other two.  
Shaggy: Like, what do those creepy skulls have to do with us?  
Dee Dee Skyes: No idea. 
[The Falcon Fury flies upward.]
Dick Dastardly: Hold tight.
[Dastardly’s ship flies up after the Falcon Fury while Rottens fall down. Dee Dee was trying to shake him off, but he remained on course.]
Dee Dee Skyes: I can’t shake him!
Blue Falcon: Try the shake button!
Shaggy: Ooh, I'll take a chocolate shake.  
Scooby-Doo: Vanilla, please.
Dee Dee Skyes: There is no shake button.
Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, and Blue Falcon: (in unison) Well, there should be!
[On Dastardly’s ship...]
Dick Dastardly: Alright, Rottens… Launch the harpoons!
[The Rottens pull the handle to launch harpoons. In the Falcon Fury...]
Dee Dee Skyes: Incoming! 
[The harpoons grab at the Falcon Fury.]
Shaggy: What is going on?!
[The harpoons were pulling at the ship’s wings. On the villain...]
Dick Dastardly: Well, done. Reel them in.
[Two Rottens use a wheel to reel the Falcon Fury toward Dastardly’s ship.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?
Dynomutt: Of course, but that would make... 
Dee Dee Skyes: Reverse on my mark.
Dynomutt: On it.
[As the ship was about to pull the Falcon Fury down...]
Dee Dee Skyes: Now!
[...the Falcon Fury fires a beam that reverses the polarity.]
Dick Dastardly: Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?
[The harpoons were getting loose. ]
Dick Dastardly: Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
[One of them breaks off and the two Rottens spin around on the wheel, launching them at some other Rottens. The harpoons break loose, sending the Falcon Fury spinning in the air while pushing the airship away. In the Falcon Fury, Scooby and Shaggy scream until Dee Dee tables it then flies off. In Dick’s ship, he gets the Rottens off of him from his throne.]
Dick Dastardly: Drat!
[A yellow Rotten comforts him until Dick, in rage, punches him away. On the Falcon Fury...]
Dee Dee: Are you guys okay?
[Scooby and Shaggy’s faces were frozen from the wild flight battle.]
Shaggy: Yeah, but if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here.
Scooby-Doo: We’ll walk home.
[Later...]
Dynomutt: Dastardly could’ve finished us if he wanted to. I think he wants you guys alive. Except for those children.
Blue Falcon: I knew you guys were important!
Dee Dee Skyes: It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.
Scooby-Doo: It would?
[Soon, a ringtone was heard from Blue Falcon. He answers it with his hand.]
Blue Falcon: Hello? Oh, uh-huh? Uh-huh. Yeah, of course. Uh, guys, adventure’s calling and it’s for you.
[Shaggy was in awe then took the call.]
Shaggy: Hello, adventure. Yes, will you take my name and number off your list? (hangs up) 
Scooby-Doo: But, Raggy, this is our chance.  
Shaggy: Yeah, maybe you're right. We can show everyone we're not the weak link. (picks up the hand phone) Uh, Mr. Adventure, sir, it's me again. Uh, my partner is intrigued by your offer, but I'm still on the fence. We're gonna have to call you back. Bye-bye. (hangs up)
Blue Falcon: Click. 
Shaggy: You really wanna do this? 
Scooby-Doo: Uh-huh.  
Shaggy: Well, I'm not gonna let you do it without me. After all, there is no "I" in Scooby and Shaggy. Wait, is there? (then) No, all good. 
[They fist-bump each other.]
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: (in unison) We're in.
Blue Falcon: That's what I'm talking about! Now, I've got a few waivers for you guys to sign.
[Suddenly, balloons dropped down from the ceiling.]
Blue Falcon: (sarcastic) Oh, great. Great timing, Keith.
Keith: (via intercom) Thank you.
[Meanwhile, Fred, Velma, and Daphne talk to Judy in the bowling alley.]
Judy: Well, uh, the robots attacked these weird kids, a talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence. Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks.  
Daphne: Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy all right.  
Fred: So, what happened?
Judy: I don’t know. They seemed pretty bummed out. I guess their friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something. And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.
Fred: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Shaggy and Scooby were taken?
Judy: Yeah… I have to assume that if they were with their friends, they wouldn’t have been kidnapped.
Daphne: (hyperventilating) I can't...  I can't breathe.
Judy: Whoever those friends are  must be carrying a ton of guilt on their shoulders right about now.
Velma: Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment and describe the robots, please?
Judy: Yeah, sure. They look like what’s in this box.
[She gets out a box with the broken robot inside.]
Fred, Daphne, and Velma: (in unison) Whoa!
[Outside, the trio were in the Mystery Machine, examining the robot.]
Velma: (offscreen) Guys, this thing is increíble. (inside; while examining the robot) It’s fully autonomous and capable of modifying its external appearance. I’d like to shake the hand of whoever created this.
[Fred and Daphne stare at Velma in shock.]
Velma: And then, you know, throw that hand in prison for trying to kill our friends. Right? Am I right?
Daphne: (notices something) Ew.. Is that a hair?
[Velma notices a strand of hair on the robot’s claw. She uses some tweezers to pluck it out like a guitar string.]
Velma: Maybe this can lead us to our culprit.
Fred: (disgusted) What are you doing? You're touching it with bare fingers.  
Velma: Grow up, Fred. (as she puts it in a machine) Do you know how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing it?  
Fred: If it's more than zero, I don't wanna know.  (shudders)
Velma: It's more. Much, much more.
[As she puts the hair in the machine, it scans the hair strand until binary code in a receipt comes out.]
Velma: Huh. Trace amounts of mustache oil, twelve-year-old scotch...
Daphne: Ugh… is the bad guy my dad?
Velma: There are also some microscopic soil particles. Composition is a mix of arsenic, selenium, and… Coppertone SPF 50.
Fred: Anything over 30 is a waste.
Velma: I’ll see if the combination of these elements matches the geographical location. (types in the computer) And… bingo!
[She finds the location in a junkyard called Dastardly Demolition.]
Velma: Dastardly Demolition. County records. Last known owner is… (Dastardly’s pic and info appear) Dick Dastardly.
Fred: What would a creep like that want with Scooby and Shaggy?
Velma: Hmm… let’s see what the police department database has to say. (finds the info) Ooh! Quite a rep sheet. It looks like he’s wanted for the theft of archeological artifacts from a dig in Peru.
[She clicks on a video of Dastardly stealing a big dog skull.]
Dick Dastardly: (on footage) Tatty bye! (laughs)
Velma: That looks like a giant dog skull.
Daphne: Weird.
Velma: It gets weirder. He also stole the genealogical records of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club. And apparently, he’s been stealing Netflix by using his mother’s account.
Daphne: (gasped) That is not fair for the rest of us to have to pay for Netflix!
Fred: You have to pay for Netflix?!
Velma: This will not stand. Let’s go get that Dastardly dude.
[Fred starts the engine and drives off by slamming the pedal. The three aren't aware that the Rotten is turned back on. We then soon pan away from them and into Dick’s ship from above the night skies. Inside, the Rottens gathered around Dick arguing over them.]
Dick Dastardly: I just needed you to revolve one simple canine, so I could get my treasure. Now, were the missions... a failure?
[A yellow Rotten chirps at Dick.]
Dick Dastardly: Pinhead! The question was rhetorical!
[The robot hangs his head down.]
Dick Dastardly: Of course it was a failure because... (bonks his head a few times) you… failed… me. You are responsible for my suffering!
[The other Rottens cackle. The bot chirps “I’m sorry.”]
Dick Dastardly: Oh, sorry. You’re sorry? You certainly are. (as he grabs a picture of Muttley) And I thought my last sidekick was worthless. At least he had a backbone. (while looking at the pic) And fur and a wet nose. (turns to the yellow Rotten) But you, whoa-ho-ho, you've lowered the bar to new depths of craven ineptitude I didn't even think were possible.
[The bot chirps “Thank you.”]
Dick Dastardly: That's not a compliment, you aluminum imbecile! (throws the pic away) You're not a partner, you're a disgrace, a lemming, a boot-licking...
[He sees a dust sucker lying nearby and smiles.]
Dick Dastardly: ...suck-up.
[He grabs the yellow rotten and the dust sucker.]
Dick Dastardly: An example must be made.
[The Rottens shiver in fear.]
Dick Dastardly: (to the bot) I want you to know this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.
[The bot chirps “really?”]
Dick Dastardly: No, not really.
[Dick pulls the head off the bot and it flings itself in the incinerator.]
Dick Dastardly: Let this be a lesson to you all. If you’re going to be a sniveling suck-face… you’re going to look the part.
[Dick replaces the bot’s head with the dust sucker.]
Dick Dastardly: Forget you mechanical morons. I'll fetch the key myself.
[He tossed the bot onto the ground. It sneezes dust out. Back in the Falcon Fury, Dee Dee researches on the holo-computer.]
Dee Dee Skyes: To find the second skull, I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density.
Dynomutt: (sees Blue Falcon on his phone) Brian! Quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game.
Blue Falcon: Whoa, whoa, what do you think I'm doing?  I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.
Shaggy: (offscreen) Found it!
[Scooby and Shaggy come in, carrying a lot of food.]
Blue Falcon: (offscreen) The second skull?
Shaggy: No. Even better. 
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: (in unison) The Falcon Fridge! 
Scooby-Doo: FYI, you’re officially out of… well, everything. (giggles)
Blue Falcon: Yes! I love these guys. 
Dynomutt: I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats.
[A dining table comes up to Blue Falcon and Shaggy sets down a bowl.]
Shaggy: Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.  
[He and Scooby drop lots of ice creams into the bowl then top it off with a jalapeno pepper.]
Blue Falcon: Whoa, whoa. You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?
Scooby-Doo: Heat and sweet.  
Shaggy: It's our signature dessert.  
Dee Dee Skyes and Dynomutt: (realizing; in unison) Heat signature!  
Dee Dee Skyes: That's it! You guys are geniuses!  
Scooby-Doo: (giggles) We're geniuses.  
Shaggy: Take that, Simon Cowell.
Dynomutt: The supernatural energy in that skull would give off a specific heat signature. 
Dee Dee Skyes: All we gotta do is locate that spot.
[She checks for the heat signature on her computer and finds the location.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Boom! The skull is in the Gobi Desert.
Blue Falcon: (imitates buzzer) Incorrect, guys. I just found out where the skull is, and it’s not in the Gobi desert. It’s in Romania.
Shaggy: Like, how do you know?
Blue Falcon: A hero never reveals his secrets. I believe you're thinking of magicians. I'm always thinking of magicians. But if you must know, I got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.
Dynomutt: Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.
Dee Dee Skyes: Sir, this would be a trap set by Dastardly.
Blue Falcon: (while eating ice cream) If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?
Dee Dee Skyes: (eyes widen) Wait… Do you think “Anonymous” is a name of a person?
Blue Falcon: Well,.... Based on your tone of voice, I don't any more.
Dee Dee Skyes: Sir, we really should go to the Gobi desert.
Blue Falcon: I hear you. You make a valid point,  but we're gonna do my thing, okay? To the Falcon Nest. (walks off)
Dynomutt: Brian, last time you listened to someone on the internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.
[Elsewhere, on the Mystery Machine...]
Fred: Velma, what do you get?
Velma: I built a sequencing program to cross-match the biographical data that Dastardly stole from the canine registry against Scooby-Doo.
Fred: Good thing I’m the tank because I could not do any of that.
Daphne: Any leads?
Velma: All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related.  
Daphne: Jeepers. 
Velma: If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail...
[She scrolls from a pic of Scooby through a long line of descendants until she finds an ancient drawing of...]
Velma: Whoa! Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?!
Daphne: Who’s Peritas?
Velma: He was Alexander the Great's dog.
[On the robot, unaware of it spying on them while broken...]
Daphne: Okay, so, Scooby is related to some ancient dog.  
Fred: So, what does that mean?
Velma: I have no idea.
Daphne: Guys! This is the most important mystery ever. 
Fred: Yeah. This isn’t about some guy in a rubber mask. 
Daphne: It’s about one of us.
Velma: Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?
Fred: I know a shortcut.
[He drives down a road on the right. Meanwhile, the Falcon Fury arrives at an abandoned circus in Romania. Scooby and Shaggy see it in fear. The ship lands as Blue Falcon and Dynomutt depart out of the back. The two looked at it in shock but worried.]
Blue Falcon: Hustle, guys! We haven't got all day!
Scooby-Doo: Second thoughts?
Shaggy: Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.
[They walk through the gates to enter an empty funland. Dynomutt scans around the area as they investigate.]
Shaggy: (scared) Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing!
Blue Falcon: According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.
[They stop at the location. Then, they look up to see Dastardly's airship coming down.]
Blue Falcon: Hey, did Dastardly get the Anonymous tip, too?
[They glared at Blue Falcon while Dastardly was holding on to a robotic wasp as more robots flew down from the ship.]
Dick Dastardly: (laughs evilly) You dim-witted do-gooders! I’ve already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!
[On Dee Dee Skyes in the Falcon Fury...]
Dee Dee Skyes: Gobi Desert. (sarcastic) Hmm, where have I heard that before? (outside as it takes off) Oh, right. Me.
[On Dynomutt, he stands his mark while equipping missiles.]
Dynomutt: Okay, Brian, we had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together and...
Blue Falcon: Run!
[Blue Falcon and the others split up and run off.]
Dynomutt: (unimpressed) Classic Brian.
[He rushes off while the robot wasps fire lasers.]
Dynomutt: (to Dee Dee Skyes; on com) Dee Dee, you cover Scooby and Shaggy. I’ll run interference.
[On the duo, they run as the robot wasps chase them. Dee Dee Skyes blasts down a few robots then blasts at the ship. However, Dastardly’s ship gets out a turret and fires at her. She flies past Dastardly as he flies down, drops, and runs toward the running duo.]
Dick Dastardly: Stop right there, you filthy animal! And your dog, too!
Shaggy: This way!
[They ran into an abandoned arcade as the bots tried to burst in. Inside, they barred the door with arcade machines.]
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: (in unison) Phew!
[However, a robot scorpion pops its head out of the whack-a-mole machine. With the two shocked and their eyes widened, they pull out various carnival hammers by surprise. On the bot, it sees their shadows loom and goes in the hole while they try to strike it. They played whack-a-mole with the bot as they earned tickets. However, the robot pops out in its cute form.]
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: (in unison) Aww…
[Just then, Shaggy strikes it with his hammer, damaging it for good.]
Shaggy: Ha ha! Weak link, my butt!
[He and Scooby bop butts. Soon, Dick bursted in with his weapon. They yelped and Scooby leapt into Shaggy’s arms.]
Shaggy: Whoa, dude! What do you want with us?
Dick Dastardly: (chuckles) I don’t care about you. You’re not remotely important. It’s the dog I need.
[His weapon charges up. Shaggy gasped. The weapon fires at him, sending the man out of the room.]
Scooby-Doo: Raggy!!!
[Dick tries to grab the dog, who avoids him.]
Dick Dastardly: Stay! Sit! Heel! Did nobody train this thing?!
[Shaggy lands in a Ferris wheel where they find Blue Falcon next to him.]
Blue Falcon: Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I’m hiding, but this is actually a superior advantage point!
[Back with Scooby, he's running away from the robots when he sees a funhouse nearby. He goes inside to hide and finds himself in a hall of mirrors. The villainous Dastardly sneaks past him from behind. He gasped and turned around.]
Dick Dastardly: (offscreen; sing-song) Scooby dooby doo? 
[He appears as reflections in the many mirrors.]
Dick Dastardly: (sing-song) Where are you? 
[Scooby yelps in shock as he finds himself surrounded by the evil reflections.]
Dick Dastardly: Come now, don’t be scared. (chuckles) I love dogs. I had a dog myself once, an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite who STUNK. And caused me endless headaches! He's lost now.
Scooby-Doo: Is he chipped?
Dick Dastardly: Forget about him. It’s all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.
Scooby-Doo: But… I don't have a key. No pockets.
Dick Dastardly: Nope. You are the key. Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny and become the most important dog in the world.
Scooby-Doo: No thanks, Mr. Dastardly.
Dick Dastardly: Oh, please. My friends call me… (appears from the shadows) Dick.
Scooby-Doo: Okay, Rick.
Dick Dastardly: No, I’m not a Rick. I’m a Dick with a D.
Scooby-Doo: Rick. With a D.  
Dick Dastardly: D-D-D-Dick!  
Scooby-Doo: R-R-R-Rick.  
Dick Dastardly: (frustrated) Dick, Dick, DIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKK!!!!
[However, he noticed the dog escaped.]
Dick Dastardly: Drat.
[Outside, the robot scorpions were blasting at the Ferris wheel.]
Shaggy: Brian! Do something! 
Blue Falcon: Like what? 
Shaggy: Like drop some F-bombs.  
Blue Falcon: Hey, man, whoa, let's keep it PG.
Shaggy: No. Falcon bombs!
Blue Falcon: (searches his pouches) You know, my utility belt has so many little pouches.  
Shaggy: They're right there! 
Blue Falcon: (gets out a Falcon bomb) Ah! 12 trillion volts, brother. You wanna throw it? 
Shaggy: (grabs the bomb) Do I ever! (uncorks it) F-bombs away! 
[He tries to throw it out, but it bounces off a railing and bonks his head before landing in the cart. It starts beeping faster and the gang screams. They bat the bomb away from each other until it falls off the cart and hits the control panel, exploding. The machine short circuited, causing the wheel to move. A bolt attached to the wheel comes off. Shaggy and Blue Falcon scream as it rolls through the park, destroying the attractions within. Meanwhile, Dastardly was looking for Scooby.]
Dick Dastardly: Here, boy. Where are you?
[He walks past some bumper cars, where Scooby is hiding in one of them. As the dog sighs in relief, he turns… only to face Dick Dastardly.]
Dick Dastardly: You’re mine, Scooby-Doo!
[Suddenly, Dynomutt appeared and kicked Dick into a bumper car.]
Dynomutt: Sit. Good boy.
[He grabs onto Scooby’s car and a rocket booster comes out of his back.]
Dynomutt: You can start screaming… now.
[Dynomutt moves the car out of the arena and onto the ground. The Rottens come to Dick’s car.]
Dick Dastardly: Follow that dog!
[The bots lift his car and follow the dogs. The Ferris wheel rolls down the park until it hits a roller coaster, launching Blue Falcon and Shaggy onto a car. They rode down the coaster screaming while the dogs followed from below.]
Dynomutt: Brian!
Scooby-Doo: Raggy!
[As Dyunomutt got the car on the tracks, Blue Falcon was having so much fun. The villain gets on the tracks, as well, to chase after the gang. Shaggy’s car was riding toward a loop.]
Shaggy: I hate the loops!
[They went up the loop and stopped midway, dropping down. They land on Scooby’s car.]
Dick Dastardly: Give me that dog!
[On the gang…]
Scooby-Doo: Raggy!
Shaggy: Scooby!
Blue Falcon: (holds his phone) Everybody say “#FoxyFalcon!”
Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, and Dynomutt: (in unison) #FoxyFal...
[Both cars rode off the tracks and flew through the air. Luckily, the Falcon Fury grabs the heroes’ car with the tractor beam and pulls them up while the villain’s car falls down to the ground.]
Dick Dastardly: (screaming) Drat!!!!
[In the Falcon Fury, the car floats in the air while Scooby and Shaggy float up.]
Shaggy: (unamused) Not again.
[They then fall to the floor.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads?
Scooby-Doo: Dastardly said I was the key.
Dee Dee Skyes: The key to what?
Blue Falcon: Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special!
Dynomutt: Why? Because the bad guy said so?
Blue Falcon: Exactly. (to Shaggy) What did Dastardly say about you?
Shaggy: Well, I believe his exact words were, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need."
Blue Falcon: Harsh.
Blue Falcon: Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend here is super important. Now let's get that dog a hero suit!  
Shaggy: Huh?
Dynomutt: Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?
Dee Dee Skyes: Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to...
Blue Falcon: Details. Alright, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!
Scooby-Doo: Cool! (walks off with Blue Falcon)
Shaggy: (confused) Uh...  Right behind you, Scoob.
[Meanwhile, on the Dick Dastardly-like crater, the villain gets himself up.]
Dick Dastardly: Drat, drat, and double drat!
[Dick’s watch rings. He answers.]
Dick Dastardly: What is it?
[The red damaged bot was on his watch, telling them about...]
Dick Dastardly: (gasps; gets an idea) Scooby-Doo’s friends. How perfect! Send me their location immediately!
[The red bot was transferring Mystery Inc’s location. We head back on the Falcon Fury, where Scooby gets an upgrade. He was in a chamber, where a machine scans his body then sprays some nanites on him, putting him in a sleek superhero outfit. It tickles him until… it stops when the machine detects an error.]
Shaggy: Like, what’s wrong?
Blue Falcon: I don’t know.
[It detects Scooby’s collar on his neck, bothering the upgrade.]
Blue Falcon: Ah… looks like that old collar is in the way of the chest panel.
[Scooby and Shaggy were in shock. Scooby looks at the collar then to Shaggy in sadness. Shaggy, with a heavy heart, nods. A claw then clinks his collar off of his neck. The machine continues while cleaning his behind a little, making him blush. Finally, the machine finished up his new costume and the claw handed him a mirror to see his reflection.]
Scooby-Doo: Oooh! Awesome! What do you think, Raggy?  
Shaggy: (sad) Looks great.
[He walks away to his seat. Seeing this, Blue Falcon hovers in his seat next to him.]
Blue Falcon Hey.
Shaggy: Hey.
Blue Falcon: You’re feeling left out. I get it. Totally natural when some buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for… you know, other stuff. Look, the point is, I got you something, too. (to Keith) Keith. Give it to me. (a basket of stuff is dropped to him) My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95. You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.  
Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you.  
Blue Falcon: How do you mean?
Shaggy: Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence. When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.
Blue Falcon: Hey! It was a superior vantage point!  
Shaggy: But, like, your father was this great hero, right? So, like, you're expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill. (as Blue Falcon is listening in sadness) I mean, the pressure is monumental. Not to mention the imposter's syndrome that comes with the territory. How do you breathe under the weight of all that?
Blue Falcon: Uh…
[He doesn’t know what to say from Shaggy’s statement, so he hangs his head back and sighs as his hover seat moves away.]
Dee Dee Skyes: (offscreen) Dyno, what do you got?
[He sees Scooby with Dee Dee Skyes and Dynomutt.]
Dynomutt: The signal’s too weak. I can’t lock in the exact coordinates. So, I’m gonna cross-check the triangulation patterns.
Scooby-Doo: Ooh! Super cool!
Dee Dee Skyes: Better than bowling, huh?
[Shaggy sighs in deep sadness. Meanwhile, the Mystery Machine was still on the road.]
Daphne: Hurry, Fred! Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition is taking forever!
Velma: Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway.
Fred: Meters, Velma? I don’t even know what that means. What are we, in Europe?
[He steers the van around some passing cars.]
Velma: You know, for the record, it’s a quantitatively superior measurement system. Get with the program, Fred.
Fred: Oh, you mean like your program? (imitates Velma) I’m Velma! Beep boop bop. The world is ones and zeroes.
Velma: Maybe if you spend more time reading books, then…
Daphne: Guys! Stop. Why are we fighting?
Fred, Daphne, and Velma: (realized) We didn’t eat lunch!
Fred: Oh, we’re just hangry.
Velma: Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared, there’s been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches for breakfast.
Daphne: (sighs) I miss them.
Fred: Oh, me too. Those little butter spreads on top of the best.
Daphne: No, the guys. Not the sandwiches.
Velma: I miss them, too.
[Velma pulls out her phone to show some photos of Scooby and Shaggy before coming to a recorded video. It shows Mystery Inc getting ready to take a group selfie.]
Shaggy: (on video) Ready?  
Scooby-Doo: (on video) Ready!  
[Everyone made big smiles, unaware that it was on video.]
Daphne: (on video) Okay, Shaggy, take the picture.  
Fred: (on video) Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.  
Velma: (on phone) Shaggy, you have it on video.  
Shaggy: (on video) Oops! Sorry.
[He turns off the recording. Then, a text appears showing the two with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.]
Velma: Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?
Fred: Of course! Blue light, beamed up. That’s the Falcon Fury!
Velma: How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?
Fred: Because I am an American man.
Daphne: Oh, I’m so happy they’re okay!
[Just then, they hear a police siren behind them.]
Velma: Oh, no.  
Officer Jaffe: (offscreen) Pull over.
Fred: Oh, boy.
[They pull over at the side of the road.]
Fred: Okay, guys, let me do the talking. I've seen Cops like six times. So I know exactly what to say. Good evening, Officer...
[As he looked at the officer, it was actually a female officer.]
Fred: (blushed) Uh…
Daphne: Fred! Say something.
Fred: Hi.
Officer Jaffe: Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going?
Fred: Was it, uh… too fast?
Daphne: Funny story, Officer.  We were rushing to capture this evil villain who we thought was trying to kill our friends.
Officer Jaffe: Uh-huh. Step out of the vehicle. All of you!
[They step out of the van.]
Velma: You’ve gotta believe us, Officer. This guy is really dangerous.
Officer Jaffe: Oooh, dangerous. Sounds like he’s a... handsome guy. 
Daphne: Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.
Officer Jaffe: Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.
Daphne: No, in a super gross way. 
Velma: Like a rat and a mound of hair have a baby.
Officer Jaffe: How dare… (fades away in Dastardly's voice) ...you!
[The woman pulls off a disguise, revealing to be...]
Daphne and Velma: (in unison) Dick Dastardly!
Fred: (shocked) I’ve so many… mixed feelings.
Dick Dastardly: Oh, let’s just say I had… (opens the front door of the van) ...inside information.
[The red bot climbs out of the van and turns to the scorpion bot. Two more come out of the back of the police cruiser. Wasp bots flew out of the car as well.]
Dick Dastardly: You have the right to remain silent. 
[The robots chased after the gang.]
Dick Dastardly: Anything you say about my face… 
[They pin the gang down on the ground.]
Dick Dastardly: ...will be used against you in a court of claw!
[The giant claw from the air ship above comes down and grabs the van. Back in the Falcon Fury, Scooby looks at his new costume in the mirror.]
Scooby-Doo: Does this make my ears look big?
Shaggy: (offscreen) Makes your ego look big.
Scooby-Doo: What did you say?
[He sees Shaggy reading a book.]
Shaggy: I said, uh, fine. You look fine.
Scooby-Doo: It sounded like you said “ego”.
Shaggy: Nope. Must be in your head. Your giant and inflated head.
Scooby-Doo: What?!
Shaggy: Nothing.
Dee Dee Skyes: (offscreen) Scooby! We need you!
[Scooby runs off while Shaggy sighs. Meanwhile, as Dick’s airship flies through a rough storm, we see the three stuck in a jail cell.]
Fred: As far as masks go, I gotta say, she was pretty hot.
Velma: Fred, focus! We got to find a way to contact Scooby and Shaggy. 
[She tries to use a bobby pin to pick at the lock, but it breaks off.]
Velma: There goes the last bobby pin.
[Daphne sits on a chair and tries rocking around back and forth.]
Velma: Daphne, what are you doing?  
Daphne: If Scooby and Shaggy were here, they would accidentally sit on a rigged chair, or bump their heads against a wall and it would open a secret passage out of here.  
Velma: They are surprisingly effective goofballs.
[However, Daphne falls back and hits the wall, which has no secret passage.]
Daphne: (rubs her head in pain) Ow.
[Soon, they see Dusty, the robot with the dust sucker on his head, walking outside while sneezing. Daphne notices and comes near the bot.]
Daphne: Aw. Poor little thing.  
Velma: Uh, Daph, he's not on our side.
Daphne: Do you need help?
[Dusty shakes in fear at the girl.]
Daphne: It's okay. I want to help you.
[She offers her hand and the robot sniffs it. He decides to come over to the cell. Daphne then managed to fix Dusty by cleaning its nozzle and dumping all the dust into a nearby bucket.]
Daphne: There. Better?
[Dusty inhales the air, no longer sneezing. He walks through the bars and enters the cell.]
Daphne: Aw, you're welcome. (hugs the bot) Hey, hey.  Do you think you can help us get out of here, little buddy?  
[Dusty complies and goes outside. He extends his legs to reach the lock and uses a key from his hand to unlock it.]
Fred: Cool.
[Meanwhile, Dastardly laughs as two claws hold the two skulls of Cerberus.]
Dick Dastardly: Now, reveal the final skull to me. Your reunion is nigh. My heart’s desire is within reach.
[The skulls fire two green beams, showing the location of where the last skull is: Messick Mountain.]
Dick Dastardly: Perfect! We have it! Set a course for Messick Mountain.
[The gang overheard this while hiding behind a beam.]
Daphne: Messick Mountain? 
Fred: We can’t let him get there first. 
Velma: We have to warn Blue Falcon.
[They see Rotten shadows marching from the left. They gasped. Dusty gets the gang’s attention and points to a vault door nearby. They walk through the door to enter a room as Fred opens the door. Velma sees an old radio sitting on a desk.]
Velma: Huh? There's a communications device. I'm gonna see if I can find a backdoor into Blue Falcon's comms, but I have no idea what I'm patching into.
[As she opens the front and grabs two wires, back on the Falcon Fury...]
Dee Dee Skyes: I’ve narrowed my search down to eleven possible hotspots. (notices one) Oh, that one is a volcano. (flicks it away) Ten possible hotspots. We need to search...
[Soon, the holograms of the hotspots glitch, and Dynomutt starts to move erratically.]
Dynomutt: (while glitching) I suddenly feel funky.
Velma: (plugs the wires) And I'm in. 
Dynomutt: I've been hacked.  
[He spins around and goes nuts as he’s hacked in.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Dynomutt!
[Soon, a voice message played.]
Velma: (on com through Dynomutt) Emergency. Blue Falcon, come in, Blue Falcon! I repeat, this is an emergency.
Dynomutt: Stay out of my search history!
Velma: (on com through Dynomutt) My name is Velma Dinkley.
Dynomutt: Who names their kid Velma?
Velma: (on com through Dynomutt) We are prisoners of Dick Dastardly!
Dee Dee Skyes: Yikes! Where are you?
Velma: (on com through Dynomutt) I don't know, but we're heading towards  a place called Messick Mountain.
Dee Dee Skyes: That’s close to a possible third hotspot!
[She checks the hotspot and finds the location in the Southern Isles.]
Dee Dee Skyes: That’s it! The skull must be on the island!
Dynomutt: That was unpleasant.
[Soon, the voice message starts to glitch and turn off.]
Velma: Hello? Hello? Where are Scooby and Shaggy?  Hello? Hello?
Fred: (notices something) Whoa!
Velma: We lost the signal.
Fred: Velma?  
[Velma comes to Fred and they see a study board of the history of Cerberus. The gang were in awe.]
Fred: (grabs a pic of an ancient lock) Check it. That's a lock. But to where?
Daphne: (sees another pic and gasps) The Gates to the Underworld.
Velma: (serious face) It all makes sense now…
Fred: Oh, boy. That's the serious face.  We always get in trouble after that face.
Velma: Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world  and built the gates to protect their enormous treasure. That's where the lock comes in. Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it.  Or one of their descendants. 
Daphne: Dastardly's going to use Scooby to unlock the Gates to the Underworld.
Fred: So what? What happens then?  
Velma: Then all hell breaks loose. Literally. There's more than treasure behind those gates.
Fred: Aw, jinkies. (Velma looks at him funny) What? I’m sorry! Someone had to say it.
Velma: Look over there.
[They find a memorial shrine with memorabilia like an old flight helmet, a stuffed pigeon, and a portrait of a dog named Muttley. Next to it shows Dick and Muttley on a magazine.]
Daphne and Velma: Whoa.
[Daphne sees a dog bowl on the desk and picks it up.]
Daphne: (reads the name on the bowl) Muttley.
[Suddenly, Dastardly and the Rottens burst into the room.]
Dick Dastardly: Put that down!
[Fred puts the pic in his shirt while Dastardly snatches the bowl.]
Dick Dastardly: You have no right to be in here, Mystery Morons!
Fred: It’s Mystery Inc!
Velma: Yeah, Fred, he knows.
Daphne: Who is Muttley?
Dick Dastardly: Muttley was my partner. My criminal co-conspirator. Until… until...
[Through his eyes, a flashback was played out. We see Dick and Muttley in a warehouse opening a Roman portal to another world.]
Dick Dastardly: (voiceover) I opened a portal, a backdoor to the underworld. And through it, a glowing gold vision.
[Dastardly and Muttley laugh evilly in triumph and dance before the baddie pushes his dog toward the portal.]
Dick Dastardly: (voiceover) As I was about to enter, Muttley insisted on taking the risk himself.
[He encouraged Muttley to go forward and the dog muttered. He presses his hand through the portal.]
Dick Dastardly: (voiceover) I pleaded with him, “Muttley, please don’t do this.”
[However, Dick actually wanted Muttley to go without pleading.]
Dick Dastardly: (voiceover) But no. The flatulent fleabag wouldn’t listen to reason.
[Muttley jumps through the portal and grabs some of the gold.]
Muttley: Ta-da!
Past Dick Dastardly: Good boy, Muttley. Bring it.
[Muttley tries to leave, but the portal wouldn’t let him. He was stuck behind.]
Dick Dastardly: (voiceover) But that ticket is a one-way trip.
Past Dick Dastardly: Muttley?
Dick Dastardly: (voiceover) Even if I opened a billion portals, he could never come back.
[Growling was heard as Muttley turned to see something unpleasant.]
Muttley: Uh oh.
Past Dick Dastardly: Muttley?!
[The portal starts to short-circuit and break apart.]
Past Dick Dastardly: Oh, no! No! Get out of there!
[Then, an unseen figure grabs Muttley.]
Past Dick Dastardly: Muttley! MUTTLEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!
[The portal breaks and disappears from the other side. We then fade back to present day.]
Dick Dastardly: Because Muttley isn’t the key. (To the Rottens) Return them to their cell!
Velma: Please, Dastardly, if you unlock those gates, you’ll….
[The Rottens start pushing the gang away.]
Dick Dastardly: (grabs Fred away) Stop! Poor man's Hemsworth stays with me.  
Fred: No. How dare you? (then) Wait. Chris or Liam?
Daphne: What are you doing with him?!
Dick Dastardly: Oh, I have grand plans for Freddy boy.
[A bot waves them then slams the door closed. Soon, elsewhere, the ship arrived at Messick Mountain.]
Dee Dee Skyes: I’m picking up the skull signature.
Dynomutt: Locking on.
[Shaggy comes in as Scooby chats with Blue Falcon.]
Blue Falcon: These suits are incredible, right?
Scooby-Doo: Yeah!
Blue Falcon: Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws…
Scooby-Doo: I love it!
Dee Dee Skyes: I wanna see cheeks to seats, people. Straps activated.  
[Scooby and Blue Falcon got to their seats with some straps.]
Shaggy: But my cheeks still need a seat! 
[As he tries to get to his seat...]
Dee Dee Skyes: Here we go!!!
[She pilots the plane into an icy cave, avoiding some icicles while Shaggy rocks around in the cockpit.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Shaggy, what are you doing?  
[The plane was getting closer to some stalagmites.]
Blue Falcon: Not so close.  
Dee Dee Skyes: We're about to get closer. 
Dynomutt: Dee Dee, I advise we... 
Dee Dee Skyes: Punch it!
[She speeds the ship through until it breaks through and enters a hidden prehistoric island.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Wow. The heat from the geothermal vents is creating a completely unique ecosystem.  
Dynomutt: Which appears to be Mesozoic.
[A pterodactyl flies by and screeches at the gang before getting slammed by the jet. Scooby-Doo yelps in shock and sees more pterodactyls crashing into the Falcon Fury.]
Dynomutt: Just land the ship, Dee Dee!
[Soon, the ship lands on the island and the dinosaurs fly off. The heroes depart from it.]
Shaggy: Okay, Falcon Fury, good luck. Bring back that skull. Scooby and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure.
Blue Falcon: Dude, I’m pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us. We’re literally superheroes.
Shaggy: (chuckles) No, you don't get it.  We're chickens and we always stick together, so we're staying here. (Scooby walks away from Shaggy) Scoob?
Blue Falcon: Scooby’s clearly important to whatever Dastardly’s got planned. We need him.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah! I’m the key!
Shaggy: The key? You're not the key. You're my best friend. At least I thought you were until you whipped off your collar.
Scooby-Doo: (cross) My collar? You gave me the nod.
Shaggy: But I didn't think you'd really do it. 
Scooby-Doo: Just come with us.
Shaggy: "Us"? You're an "us" now?  Well, what happened to us-us?
Scooby-Doo: Raggy.
Shaggy: You need to choose. Now, I'm staying on the ship. Are you staying with me, or going with them? 
Scooby-Doo: That's not fair.
Shaggy: Choose.
[Scooby glares at Shaggy then turns to leave with the superheroes.]
Shaggy: I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! You can't count on friendship!
[The dog feels saddened at the statement as he walks off. Elsewhere, the gang travels through the jungle.]
Blue Falcon: You know what? Simon Cowell is always right. He gave the world Kelly Clarkson. I mean, how much proof do you need? Hey, man, that breakup was brutal. All right, Shaggy was totally out of line.  
Scooby-Doo: (saddened) We've never had a fight before.
Dynomutt: (offscreen) Brian! Less talk, more walk!
Blue Falcon: (groans) See? I’m dealing with the same thing with Dynobutt. He’s constantly riding me. He expects me to be just like my dad, and I’m not.
Scooby-Doo: No, you’re not.
Blue Falcon: All I need is a moment. A hero moment to prove to them and the world that I can do this.
Scooby-Doo: Maybe... we both do.
[As they walk, Dee Dee’s wrist computer fizzes out from the bad signal.]
Dee Dee Skyes: This thing still isn’t working. Dyno, what do you got?
[Dynomutt checks with scanner eyes.]
Dynomutt: Hmm… I've got bupkis.
Blue Falcon: Who needs your technomalarky when we got this guy? Now let’s let the real dog sniff out this bone.
[Scooby sniffs the air and picks up a scent.]
Scooby-Doo: Got it!
Blue Falcon: Have fun being last!
[As he and Scooby run off, Dynomutt and Dee Dee Skyes groan in dismay. Scooby follows the path through the jungle, unaware that a figure was following him. Soon, as the dog sniffs on the ground, he comes across a pair of big feet. He looks up to see an ancient caveman grinning. He is a short humanoid with overgrown, overflowing and highly unkept dreadlocked hair down to his kneecaps, except for his lower arms and legs. He carries a large wooden club painted in tribal markings as his go-to weapon of choice. Scooby yelps and tries to jump into Blue Falcon’s arms, only to bounce off and land on the ground.]
Blue Falcon: What are you doing?  
Scooby-Doo: Huh. Raggy's never missed
Captain Caveman: Hello! Your tiny little brains can’t probably understand me! So I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my VOICE.
Scooby-Doo: Uh… we understand you perfectly.
Captain Caveman: Oh, word? No disrespect. I used to blabber a lot when I was still frozen until boom. Finally I learned to speak English. So what brings you guys to Mystery Island?
Scooby-Doo: We're looking for a skull.  
Blue Falcon: Yeah, it's about yea high, and full of sharp, pointy teeth.
Captain Caveman: Oh, you mean the slaghoople? Why didn't you say so? Follow me. And mind the pterodactyl droppings. 
[A pterodactyl dropping lands near Scooby and Falcon.]
Caveman: (offscreen) But if you get some on you, rub it in. It's just like lotion.
[They groan in disgust and follow the caveman. Back in the Falcon Fury
[Shaggy looked around, only to see a hologram person carrying a lot of stuff. Including Scooby’s collar. He notices it and picks it up. Shaggy looks at the collar in worry. He sighs and walks to a floating chair to sit down and ponder to himself. Looking at the collar, he remembers the time he and Scooby-Doo became friends.]
Young Shaggy: (flashback; echoes) I will never leave you. No matter what.
[Hearing those words makes him saddened about his friend. Soon, honking was heard outside. Shaggy looks up and runs outside to see Fred and the Mystery Machine on the beach.]
Fred: Hey!
Shaggy: Fred?  
Fred: Shaggy? 
Shaggy: Fred!  
Fred: Shaggy!  
[The two run up and hug each other.]
Shaggy: Wait, how'd you get here? Where are Daphne and Velma?
Fred: Dastardly kidnapped us and was holding us captive on his “super awesome” airship. Geez, that thing is cool. (then) But never mind that. Where’s Scooby? Has he been taken?
Shaggy: No. He’s with his new “hero friends.” We're on a break. You've missed a lot.
Fred: Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger. Dastardly's on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him. 
Shaggy: Dastardly? We can't let that happen.  
Fred: Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo.
[He flashes a brief evil grin. Back with Scooby and Falcon, the caveman leads them into a huge arena.]
Captain Caveman: As it turns out, I wasn't even the velociraptor's father. Anyhoo, there it is. The slaghoople.  
[The skull was placed in the middle of the arena.]
Scooby-Doo: Brian, we found the last skull.  
Blue Falcon: Mission accomplished. (to the caveman) Now, if you would give us a hand carrying it out, we'll take it back to our jet.  
Captain Caveman: Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle.  And that's me.
Scooby-Doo: You?
Blue Falcon: Scooby, this is it! It’s my hero moment. I can totally pound the crap out of this little guy.
Scooby-Doo: Doesn’t sound heroic.
Blue Falcon: (to the caveman) Hey, you’re on, but I think you're gonna need a few friends.  
Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends. And they do like a good show. 
[He claps his hands and the arena entrance closes behind the two. Then, more cavemen appeared on the sidelines. They were like a crowd in a gladiator fight, anticipating the main event.]
Captain Caveman: All right now. Let's get our fight on!
Blue Falcon: Come at me, little man.
[The crowd gasped.]
Captain Caveman: Little?! Did you just call me little?!
Scooby-Doo: No, he said big.
Blue Falcon: I did call you little, pipsqueak.
Scooby-Doo: He said big squeak!
Captain Caveman: You can call me…
[He hits a button on his club, and it becomes a hammer from the dino part.]
Captain Caveman: CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
[He leaps in the air and comes down, pounding Blue Falcon to the ground.]
Captain Caveman: I know I’m small. It’s a pituitary thing.
[He whacks him across the arena, slamming him to a wall.]
Captain Caveman: (a la Russell Crowe) Are you not entertained?!
[The tribe cheered. On the others, they arrived to see the fight going on.]
Dynomutt: Brian! (to Dee Dee Skyes) Come on.
[The two head off. On Blue Falcon...]
Blue Falcon: Dynomutt is right.
[He falls to the ground and the rock falls onto him.]
Blue Falcon: I’m not my dad. (lifts under the rock) Scooby, help! 
Scooby-Doo: What do I do?
Blue Falcon: Use the suit thingies.
Captain Caveman: (gets on top of the rock) Who's your captain?  
Cave Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman! 
Captain Caveman: Hoorah!
[The dog nervously pressed a button and hover skates appeared on his feet. He’s having trouble controlling them. However, he gets the hang of it as he skates around the arena.]
Captain Caveman: Wow! You’re doing great.
[He fires a hook at the caveman from his collar, but he grabs the rope.]
Captain Caveman: I almost hate to do this to you.
[He pulls it and spins him around.]
Captain Caveman: Spin it to win it!
Scooby-Doo: I want my RAGGYYYYYY!!!!
[He wraps him around then spins him like a top. This crumbles the supersuit off him. He gasped and pretended to cover himself. On the others...]
Dee Dee Skyes: You and the girls make a break for the skull. I’ll go pick up Brian and Scooby.
Dynomutt: On it.
[On Captain Caveman...]
Dee Dee Skyes: (offscreen) Leave him alone!
[She runs at the caveman with her staff. He fights with his club as he chats.]
Captain Caveman: I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs. Over easy!
[Suddenly, the van comes crashing through the gate and into the arena.]
Dynomutt: (on the skull) Whoa!
Shaggy: Look out!
[The van stops near the skull.]
Captain Caveman: Dang, those are some dope wheels.
[Dynomutt fires some missiles at Captain Caveman, hitting him to the wall.]
Captain Caveman: (offscreen) Whatever wheels are!
[Shaggy comes out of the van.]
Shaggy: Scooby! 
Scooby-Doo: Raggy?
Scooby-Doo: How'd you get here? 
Shaggy: No, let me go first. Scoob... 
Dynomutt: Where did that anachronistic van come from?
Shaggy: Fred brought it, but that’s not important.
Dee Dee Skyes: How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole?
[During this, Fred gets out with a leash.]
Shaggy: I don’t know. Why don’t you ask Fred?
Blue Falcon: Who’s Fred?
Fred: (in Dastardly’s voice; laughs evilly) Not me!
[He kicks Shaggy down, grabs Scooby, and removes his disguise, revealing...]
The Gang: (in unison) Dick Dastardly?!
Dick Dastardly: That’s right! Your foolish friend led me straight to you!
[They see his airship above the village.]
Shaggy: (horrified) Oh, no.
[Robotic wasps fly down to torment the villagers.]
Dick Dastardly: If you’ll excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.
[A robotic claw grabs the third skull while Dastardly and Scooby are on it.]
Scooby-Doo: Raggy!  
Shaggy: Scooby!
Dick Dastardly: Oh, and I almost forgot. To take out the rubbish!
[The Rottens dump Daphne, Velma, and the real Fred off the ship.]
Scooby-Doo: No!
[Dee Dee and Dynomutt grab the girls.]
Blue Falcon: Whoa! Nice catch!
[Fred lands in his arms.]
Blue Falcon: S’up.
Dick Dastardly: Ta-ta! See you all in Athens! Oh, no you won’t. Because the only way out is the jet.
Blue Falcon: Good thing we have one!
Dick Dastardly: Oh, do you now? (laughs evilly)
[He flies away on his ship.]
Blue Falcon: There’s something about the way he said “do you?” and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.
[Jump cut to reveal the ship being totalled.]
Blue Falcon: I hate it when I'm right.
Dynomutt: We're lucky it doesn't happen often.
[The Mystery Inc gang look at the ruins of the ship with Shaggy finding a sock, much to his disgust.]
Dee Dee Skyes: (checks the ship’s systems) The primary engine is destroyed. The thrusters are intact,  but they're way too small to launch the ship.  
Blue Falcon: So, we're stuck here? (glares at Shaggy) Well, maybe if your little buddy didn't lead the bad guy right to us... 
Fred: Leave Shaggy alone.  
Velma: Yeah, what kind of hero blames other people for his problems?  
Dynomutt: Meet Brian. 
Blue Falcon: Hey, you shut your dog face.  
Dynomutt: You shut your face-face.
Fred: (angrily points at Blue Falcon) Because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket to the dogpocalypse.
Blue Falcon: Don’t point your finger at me, you small nerd.
Fred: Well, don’t double point your finger at me!
Blue Falcon: Maybe I’ll triple-finger point at you!
Fred: Then obviously, I’m gonna quadruple-finger point at you!
Blue Falcon: Ha! That’s just a wave, dipstick!
[The two start to fight.]
Daphne: Hey, get off of him!
Dee Dee Skyes: He’s the one that started it!
[The others start fighting each other. ]
Velma: Toxic masculinity. 
[Just then, Shaggy has enough of this.]
Shaggy: Stop! Stop it, all of you!
[They stop fighting.]
Shaggy: It's my fault. I'm to blame. I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up. I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team, things were gonna change. And they did change. But, like, that's okay. People can grow. But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart. Because the one thing that will never change is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend. Ten years ago, a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy that he'd never leave him, no matter what. And I'm gonna keep that promise. Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace from opening the gates to the underpass...
Dee Dee Skyes: Underworld.
Shaggy: ...and letting loose the fearsome sippy-cup...
Dynomutt: Cerberus.
Shaggy: So what do you say we get out of Middle Earth...
Blue Falcon: Copyright infringement.
Shaggy: ...and go get my always-snacking, never-lacking, often-napping dog back!  Who's with me?
The Gang: We are!
[They cheer in agreement.]
Shaggy: Let’s do this!
[In Athens, a little African American girl picks up an Athens postcard.]
Little Girl: Hey!
[She then runs up to a fruit stand and points to an apple.]
Little Girl: (to the vendor) That one! (the vendor nods)
[She grabs it and takes a bite when she notices something in the sky.]
Little Girl: (scared) Mama.
[The tourists and citizens look up to see Dastardly’s airship looming over the ruins.]
Ben Cowell: Dad, what is that thing?
[The airship lowers the skulls in place while Dastardly lowers down with the captive Scooby.]
Dick Dastardly: Oh, I’ve waited! I’ve waited and waited for this very moment!
[The skulls were starting to dissolve into green supernatural energy, painting around the old, abandoned place into the Grecian past it was. Purple clouds filled the sky as the gates of the underworld appeared. Once the transformation of the world is complete, A man in the crowd takes a picture with his jaw dropped. On Scooby near the villain..]
Dick Dastardly: Give me your paw!
Scooby-Doo: No!
[He struggles, but Dick notices something on his watch.]
Dick Dastardly: What?! Back again like a bad oyster.
[The Mystery Machine was modified as a mini airship with Fred driving.]
Dynomutt: Guys, supernatural transformation dead ahead!
[On Dastardly as he keeps holding Scooby...]
Dick Dastardly: (groans) I thought you mewling millennials were done for good. (to his watch) Destroy those falcon fools!
[Inside the airship, the red rotten bot locks on the ship by its turret. The screen zooms in to see Daphne in it. Dusty gasped. The van gets closer. Dusty jumped and moved the turret away, but the missile was fired by the red button. It was a heat seeking missile which hit the van, losing its parts in the process.]
Dick Dastardly: Yes!
Scooby-Doo: No!
[Dusty was terrified at the destruction. In the air, Dynomutt sees the vehicle falling, so he activates his jetpack and flies after them. He dodges the broken parts and gets in front of the Mystery Machine as it bounces down the steps. The cyborg dog extends his arms and legs to grab at parts of an ancient building to stop the vehicles. However, the parts broke off and the van hit downstairs until it skidded on the ground and crashed into a wall. In the distance, Dick and Scooby watched as the van exploded. Dick laughs evilly while Scooby is in shock.]
Scooby-Doo: (distraught) NO!!
Dick Dastardly: I told you you were the most important dog in the world. Now let me show you why.
[He placed his paw on the handprint in the gate.]
Dick Dastardly: And the slipper fits!
[Green energy surges through the gate as it starts to open up, revealing the treasure of the underworld.]
Dick Dastardly: It’s happening! It’s finally happening!
[However, stepping out was a giant, green, three-headed monster dog. It was Cerberus!]
Dick Dastardly: Uh oh. Little more than I’d bargained for. (to Scooby-Doo) If I were you, I’d run!!!
[The two run for their lives as the monster walks out of the vault, scaring the people in the process. Scooby runs through the crowd and finds the van damaged while on fire. He uses a wrench to bust the doors off and the gang falls out.]
Scooby-Doo: You guys are alive!
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo! (hugs the dog)
Daphne: Scooby!
Fred: Yoo-hoo!
[Fred, Daphne, and Velma hugged the two.]
Daphne: Oh, thank goodness. The gang is finally back together.
Shaggy: Buddy, I never meant to...
Scooby-Doo: I know. Me neither.
[As they stop...]
Daphne: Alright, time to take that three-headed hound down to the pound.
[However, in the airship, the Rottens noticed the gang alive on screen.]
Daphne: (on screen) Is everyone accounted for?
[Dusty sees this and becomes overjoyed. He was glad the gang was okay. Especially Daphne. On the gang, Dynomutt comes up on the van dazed with his limbs extended.]
Dynomutt: Well, that was my cardio for today.
Velma: Dynomutt, you saved us!
Daphne: Yeah, thank you!
Shaggy: Yes, Dynomutt!
[As the gang rushed to him, Fred looked at his van totalled. He picks up a hubcap and mourns the loss of his ride. Meanwhile, Dastardly enters the underworld and comes to a room full of treasure, where he finds Muttley’s body lying among the riches.]
Dick Dastardly: At long last. My treasure.
[He skids down and runs through the treasure to Muttley. However, he saw that the body wasn’t moving.]
Dick Dastardly: Oh, no. I’m too late.
[He walks over and kneels before Muttley’s body.]
Dick Dastardly: (sad) I’ve been searching for years, my friend, and I didn’t make it in time.
[He picks him up, but Muttley is actually resting, waking up while Dick mourns his loss.]
Dick Dastardly: (sad) I’m sorry. I’m so,… so,… sorry. (as Muttley snickers) There’s so many things we never got to do together.
[While he sobs, he then hears Muttley snickering.]
Dick Dastardly: You’re alive? (Muttley snickers) You’re alive! You cantankerous canine! How could you do that to me?!
[He bonks him on the head, which makes the dog bite his leg.]
Dick Dastardly: Stop! I’m not joking! Stop!
[He lets go and the two glare at each other until...]
Dick Dastardly: Oh, I can’t stay mad! You’re alive!
[He picks up Muttley and spins him around in happiness. Back on the surface, the gang were hiding in a Roman vase.]
Velma: So that's Cerberus.
[They get back in the vase.]
Dee Dee Skyes: We've got to stop him before he gets into the city.
Shaggy: Like, how?
Daphne: (in the dark) We fight monsters all the time. Remember the phantom sea squid at the haunted aquarium?  
Velma: (in the dark) That was a real estate developer with a couple of flashlights and a sound effects machine. This is the real deal. Right, Fred? Fred?
[Dynomutt’s eyes light up to reveal the gang, but not Fred, inside.]
Velma: Where's Fred?
[Back with Fred, he still was near his destroyed van.]
Fred: You… shall be avenged.
[He arms himself with the hubcap as a shield while putting some dry oil on her face like warpaint and putting on an ascot.]
Fred: For the van!
[The gang peeks as Fred charges toward Cerberus.]
Blue Falcon: He’s just attacking. I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?
[However, the creature laughs and flicks him away, making him lose his ascot in the process.]
Daphne: Fred!
Velma: Come on, hurry! Run!
[Cerberus corners the whole team at an ancient building.]
Fred: Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man’s vehicle.
Velma: We need a plan.
Shaggy: Okay, like, Velma and Fred, you get to the gate and, uh, figure out how to close it. 
Scooby-Doo: And we'll distract Cerberus.  
Daphne: Great idea, guys. 
Fred: That was awesome!  
Velma: Smart.  
Shaggy: Yeah, we've been through a lot
Scooby-Doo: We've grown.
[The Cerberus swings its tail at the building, destroying a few columns. Blue Falcon sees this and runs away.]
Dynomutt: Brian!
[The gang runs from the falling debris.]
Fred: Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
[As they get out, Daphne whistles for Cerberus’ attention.]
Shaggy: Now, Velma!  
Fred: Let's go!
[Fred and Velma head to the gate. The three-headed monster turns to the others.]
Scooby-Doo: What do we do?
Shaggy: Maybe he wants a Scooby Snack? 
Scooby-Doo: I don't have any Scooby Snacks. 
Daphne: (gets out a Scooby snack from her high heel) I always have a spare.
[However, Scooby eats the snack.]
Scooby-Doo: Sorry.  
Daphne: And that's why I always have a spare spare.  
[She gets out a spare, which is then eaten by Scooby.]
Daphne: Scooby!  
Scooby-Doo: I'm so weak.
[The creature laughs and walks toward the gang.]
Daphne: Nice doggy.
[The Rottens watch this from the airship, with Dusty concerned. On the site, Dynomutt appears.]
Dynomutt: I got this.
[He activates his wings to fly up and fires rockets at Cerberus, but they don't do damage. It swats the robot dog away near the hiding Blue Falcon. On the Rottens, Dusty rallies the Rottens to help the gang out. Back on the gang, the monster was closing in on Daphne. But then, the Rottens drop down from the airship with Dusty leading the charge. They fly around the huge dog to distract it.]
Daphne: Look out!
[Cerberus swats Dusty away, but luckily, Daphne saves him.]
Daphne: Are you okay, little guy?
[Dusty nods and she kisses his vacuum head. The robot blushes. On Dynomutt, he finds Blue Falcon hiding.]
Dynomutt: Brian, what are you doing back here?
Blue Falcon: Doing the right thing. (pulls out his phone) Calling my dad. 
[Dynomutt, not amused, turns off the call.]
Blue Falcon: Hey!
Dynomutt: You don’t need your dad.
Blue Falcon: Yes, I do. Alright? He’s the hero. I’m not. I can’t win this.
Dynomutt: So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy! They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus!
[They see Scooby and Shaggy running in a chariot from Cerberus like in the original cartoon, complete with the original theme.]
Shaggy: I'm terrified!
Scooby-Doo: Why are we taking on Cerberus?
[On Falcon and Dynomutt...]
Dynomutt: Well, in their own unique way.  
Blue Falcon: So you're saying it's heroic to be scared, and even to lose sometimes?
[Dynomutt nods.]
Blue Falcon: (in awe) Dude, this is it! This is my hero moment. My real hero moment!
Dynomutt: And it’s my moment, too. My job is to have your back. So what do you say, Blue Falcon?
[Falcon smiles softly at Dynomutt and the two grab hands.]
Blue Falcon: (sniffs) Okay, now I’m crying.
[Dee Dee flies in with her staff.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Dyno! Scooby and Shaggy are about to be puppy chow!
Dynomutt: It’s time for you to spread your wings and fly.
Blue Falcon: You're right. This suit just makes me a hero on the outside. It's time to tap into the hero. (points to his head) In here.  
Dynomutt: You know your suit has actual wings and can fly, right?  
[He presses the F symbol on his suit, activating his wings.]
Blue Falcon: Oh, right. The wings! Let's do this!  
[He starts to fly up until he hits the ceiling.]
Blue Falcon: I got a little too excited on the takeoff.
[As he flew off, Cerberus was still chasing the others.]
Shaggy: This way, Scooby-Doo!
[The dog blocks their paths and grabs Scooby. Shaggy tries to grab him, but he can't. Cerberus lifted Scooby-Doo above its mouth and was about to drop him down its mouth.]
Blue Falcon: (offscreen) Oh, Cerberus!
[The three-headed dog sees Blue Falcon flying toward it.]
Blue Falcon: Here, poochy boy!
[He punches at their heads while Scooby holds on to one of their tongues. The middle head flings him into its mouth and Blue Falcon comes to grab him, but the mouth closes on them. Luckily, Blue Falcon lifts the mouth open with his strength.]
Blue Falcon: This superhero stuff is fun!
[Scooby giggles and falls off the tongue.]
Blue Falcon: Scooby!
[He flies down and saves the dog.]
Blue Falcon: I got you!
Scooby-Doo: Nice!
[On the ground, we see Dastardly and Muttley running away with some of the treasure.]
Dick Dastardly: Farewell, fools!
Muttley: Sayonara, suckers!
[Velma and Fred see them leaving.]
Fred: Dastardly?!
[The villains run away, unaware of two Rottens following them.]
Dick Dastardly: We’re rich!
Muttley: Rasm-frasm money bag!
[On the gang..]
Daphne: Aw. He got his friend back.  
Velma: Daphne, focus. (grunts) I wish I had that clue from Dastardly's ship.  
Fred: (pulls out the clue) You mean this thing?
Velma: (takes it from him) Are you telling me you had that the whole time?!
Daphne: (laughs) Better late than ever.
[On the superheroes as they fight the beast.]
Blue Falcon: This is awesome!
[On Scooby and Shaggy...]
Shaggy: Oh, good. They got him distracted. (to the red Rotten) Hey, little guy! Remember at the bowling alley when you transformed into that thing?
[He turns into his scorpion form.]
Shaggy: No. No, no, no. Not that scary thing.
[Velma looks at the clue.]
Velma: Huh… looks like a riddle.
Fred: Or a prophecy?
Velma: (translates it) "Two brothers bridge the earthly void. One man, one dog. The key employed."  
Daphne: (translates it) "One to open, two to close, a pair whose friendship forever grows." 
Velma: (realizes) That's it! It takes one to open but two to lock.  
[Back with Scooby and Shaggy, the red Rotten turns into a bowling pin.]
Shaggy: Okay. Before the creepy scorpion but after the scary pin.  
[The Red Rotten then turned into a ball.]
Shaggy: Yeah. Yeah, that's it!  
[On the others…]
Velma: But there's a catch.
[Scooby and Shaggy grab some bowling balls and roll them forward. The other robots also follow as they turn into bowling balls, rolling at the beast.]
Dee Dee Skyes: Incoming! We've gotta get Cerberus closer to the gate!  
Blue Falcon: On it!
[Blue Falcon flies around Cerberus.]
Blue Falcon: Here, doggy, doggy, doggy.
[The beast tries to grab him but misses. As the superhero flies up, the beast trips and lands on the bowling balls, causing it to lose its balance and fall back in the underworld through the gate into the treasure pit.]
Shaggy: Man, looks like we just spared the world. 
Scooby-Doo: (laughs) Bowling puns!
[Scooby and Shaggy fist-bump.]
Shaggy: This is so us.
[The gang managed to close the gate, sealing Cerberus in for good.]
Shaggy: Okay, so how do we lock that puppy up?
[Their friends have a concerned look on their faces.]
Shaggy: What?
Velma: One of you has to hold the gates shut here...  
Daphne: While one of you locks them from inside the Underworld.  
Shaggy: What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma? 
Velma: Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him and his dog Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.
Daphne: But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.  
Fred: That's you, Shaggy.  
[Scooby looks worried, but seeing the lock, he knows what to do.]
Scooby-Doo: There's no other way. I'm the key. I’ll go.
[He walks over to the lock and is about to place his paw on it, but then, Shaggy switches the side to the human hand.]
Shaggy: It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.  
Scooby-Doo: No!  
[He tries to get to the lock and the two fight over it. Then, Shaggy gets in the way and stops Scooby.]
Shaggy: Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn.  
[He places his hand on the lock.]
Scooby-Doo: No. Don't. Raggy, wait! No!
[The lanky man disappears into the door. The gate starts to close. Shaggy appears on the other side.]
Scooby-Doo: (sad) Raggy.  
Shaggy: Scoob. You're the best friend I could ever ask for.  And you always will be.
[He softly smiles at him as he fades away. Scooby was shocked in fear. The supernatural world starts to dissolve back to normal. The dog whimpers before howling in sadness. Mystery Inc walk over and comfort Scooby.]
Scooby-Doo: (sobbing) Raggy.
Velma: Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." Could it mean something else? 
Daphne: I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on whether they're together or not. 
Velma: But...  Why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever? 
Fred: He must have built a way out.
Daphne: (noticed something) Uh… guys?
[Just then, a statue was formed of Alexander and his dog, Peritas.]
Daphne: It's Alexander the Great. 
[As they walk to the statue….]
Velma: Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. (translates it) Our bond will never break or bend…
Dynomutt: So, my friend, it’s time to return to your home.
Velma: Maybe Scooby should give it a try.
[Scooby looks at the statue and a tear comes out of his eye.]
Scooby-Doo: Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.
[Soon, as he closed his eyes, they snapped open when something magical happened. A door was made to open up and reveal Shaggy from the other side.]
Scooby-Doo: Raggy?
[Soon, Cerberus flicks him out and closes the door, making the statue disappear.]
Shaggy: (gets up) Zoinks! I guess friendship does save the day after all.
Scooby-Doo: Raggy!
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
[The two hugged in joy before being joined by the others.]
Daphne: I love you guys. You literally gave us quite a scare, Daphne.
[Shaggy gets out the collar and puts it back on Scooby.]
Shaggy: Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud. 
Velma: Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc. 
[Scooby licks Shaggy’s face and the man chuckles. Dynomutt and Blue Falcon smile at this. The robot dog tries to lick his partner, but his metal tongue hurts him.]
Blue Falcon: Ow, ow, oh. Ow!  
Dynomutt: Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.
[They soon see the bots capture Dick and Muttley.]
Dick Dastardly: Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!
[The Rottens drop Dick and Muttley on their knees.]
Muttley: Rasm-frasm. Stupid robots.
Blue Falcon: Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly.
Shaggy: Or is it?
[He takes a mask from Dick’s head, revealing…]
The Gang: Simon Cowell?!
[Muttley growls at Cowell.]
Simon: Wow! That is a solid impersonation.
Simon Cowell: Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school’s production of Cats.
Velma: This makes no sense. How could he have time to judge the world’s greatest talent shows and build a giant airship?
[She pulls another mask off Simon Cowell, revealing...]
The Gang: Dick Dastardly?!
Dick Dastardly: Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking.
[Muttley snickers as the heroes take them in.]
Blue Falcon: You are coming with us.
[The three dragged the two villains away.]
Dick Dastardly: I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you mismatched meddling miscreants!
[As the heroes left,...]
Fred: Congratulations, you two. You just saved the world. 
Daphne: How do you feel? 
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: (in unison) Hungry.
[The gang laughs. Back in Venice, we come to a grand opening where on the front building we find Mystery Inc unveiling their new headquarters. The crowd applauds.]
Fred: It's perfect. Wait, Shaggy, where's the DJ you hired? 
Shaggy: (while feeding Scooby hot dogs) Like, they'll be here any minute.  
Fred: "They"?
[Soon, the Falcon Fury Mark 2 arrived. We see the ship lowering down a new van with Blue Falcon being the DJ on top. As it lands, Dee Dee Skyes and Dynomutt come out.]
Dynomutt: Surprise!
Dee Dee Skyes: You know we wouldn't miss your grand opening!
Blue Falcon: (on speaker) DJ Blue Falcon! 
[Flying in was Blue Falcon himself. The crowd cheers. Balloons dropped down right on time.]
Blue Falcon: And that is how you make an entrance. (to Keith) Good job, Keith. 
Keith: (on speaker) Thank you, BF!
[Fred digs the upgraded van.]
Fred: (hugs the Mystery Machine) I'm so happy you're back. 
[On Dyno and Dee Dee...]
Dynomutt: You know, I’m proud of him, but he could’ve done this without us. 
Dee Dee Skyes: I know. I am so gonna need a raise.
[Soon, Velma gets a call on her laptop. It was from a woman named Jamie Ramirez.]
Velma: Hello?
Jamie Ramirez: Hello, Mystery Inc.? There's been a mysterious sighting in San Pedro. Residents report seeing a phantom tuna trawler and the ghost of an old sea captain. 
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: (in unison) G-g-g-ghost? 
Velma: Looks like we're on the case. (closes her laptop)
Fred: Let's hit it.
Daphne: (to Dusty) Hey, Dusty! Watch the shop, please. 
[Dusty salutes and the gang heads off.]
Shaggy: What do you say, buddy? 
Scooby-Doo: Let's Scooby-Dooby-Doo it! 
[The two fist-bump, cutting us to them in the van. Fred shifts gears and slams on the pedal, driving them off out of Venice and into the unknown, slam cutting us to the car license plate of the main title. Roll credits.]
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