How Squidward Stole Amazon Prime Day

How Squidward Stole Amazon Prime Day is the 40th episode of Wait Wut and the 26th episode of the second season, making it the season finale.
== Transcript ==
(The episode opens at The Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs is throwing an Amazon Prime Day party. A banner along one of the walls reads "Merry Christmas Amazon Prime Day.)
Mr. Krabs: Ah, Amazon Prime Day. My favorite day of the year! 
(Mr. Krabs pulls his smartphone out and starts browsing Amazon.)
Mr. Krabs: Just look at all these discounts! Echo Dots! Vaccum cleaners! Your product here! (laughs) Isn't this great, Squidward?
Squidward: Bah humbug.
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Ah, Squidward! You're such a kidder! 
Squidward: Don't you know this is all just a ploy to get rid of leftover stock? It's not even a day, it's two days!
Mr. Krabs: (playfully) I see someone's not in the Amazon Prime Day spirit!
SpongeBob: Come on Squidward! We're just about to decorate the Amazon Prime Day tree!
Patrick: And make vegetable cake!
Squidward: Bah humbug.
Sandy: Poor Squidward, he's always like this every year.
SpongeBob: He always hates Amazon Prime Day, the whole Amazon season!
Patrick: But why?
Mr. Krabs: Don't ask, no one quite knows the reason.
SpongeBob: Maybe… his head isn't screwed on just right?
Squidward: Huh?
Patrick: Maybe his shoes are too tight?
Squidward: I don't wear shoes, you imbecile!
Patrick: That's crazy! What kind of madman doesn't wear shoes?
Sandy: Maybe… the most likely reason of all… is that his heart is two sizes two small?
Squidward: Bah humbug!
Mr. Krabs: Are we parodying Dr. Seuss or Charles Dickens now?
Squidward: I just don't like Amazon Prime Day, okay?! It's just a huge corporate scam!
(Everyone gasps.)
SpongeBob: (worried) Squidward! You're not feeling well! Quick, someone get him some cushions!
Squidward: I am fine! I just really hate Amazon Prime Day!
(Squidward storms off.)
SpongeBob: Poor Squidward. Some people just will never understand the true meaning of Amazon Prime Day.
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) I'll go talk to him…
(Cut to Mr. Krabs approaching Squidward in the break room.)
Squidward: I already told you I don't want to be part of your stupid Amazon Prime Day cult!
Mr. Krabs: Neither did any of we.
Squidward: What- what do you mean-
(Mr. Krabs pulls out a brainwashing helmet from behind his back and begins to place it on Squidward.)
Squidward: WAIT, IS THAT A BRAINWASHING HELME-
(The helmet is placed on Squidward and his eyes start glowing purple. Mr. Krabs removes the helmet.)
Mr. Krabs: So… what do you think now, Mr. Squidward?
(Squidward slowly stands up before ecstatically jumping up and down.)
Squidward: I LOVE AMAZON PRIME DAY!
(A lost customer stumbles into the room.)
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