The Ritual

I have been DEGORE-RATING for Halloween kiddies.  From the PUNCH-BOO, to the FINGER-FOOD ha-ha-ha-ha.  Well, let's get this MONSTER-MASH going, with a PARTY-STARTER I call...
In July, 1957, in the backwoods of northwestern-Georgia, two young boys were sitting up, in a treehouse together.  They were smoking cigarettes and had a transistor radio.  Chuck Berry sang, Johnny B. Goode on the radio.  "Hey, Eddie, wanna go into town and get some soda pop?" one boy asked the other.  "Alright Vic!" Eddie replied.  A bit later, Eddie and Vic walked out of a store in a small town, carrying bottles of Coca Cola.  Two older bullies stopped them on the curb.  "Look who it is, Jack" one bully said to the other one.  "Yeah, Clint, the wussies!" Jack replied, laughing.  "Howdy fellas" Vic said to Jack and Clint.  "Howdy wussy" Jack said and punched Vic in the cheek.  Vic screamed out in pain, sprawling backwards.  Clint hit Eddie in the stomach.  Eddie screamed.  
Five minutes later, the boys walked back to their treehouse, beat up, with two black eyes and bruises on their faces, arms and hands.  "Those guys stole our soda pop!" Vic said.  "Yeah, they're gonna pay, Vic" Eddie answered.  That night, Eddie and Vic headed back into town.  The moon was becoming full and they saw Jack and Clint lighting cigarettes by the side of a building.  As they smoked, Clint spotted the boys coming.  "Jack, it's the wussies again!" Clint said.  "Yeah Clint howdy!" Eddie said.  "Y'all come back for another beating?" Jack asked the boys.  The moon was full and the boys grew fangs.  Yellow-circles appeared around Vic's pupils in his eyes, as he stood in his white shirt, blue jeans and brown boots.  His brown hair turned solid-white.  Eddie's hair also became an eerie-white, as he stood in his red suspenders, white shirt and brown shoes.  The vampires attacked the bullies, biting and tearing their throats, causing them to scream.  Jack and Clint turned pale-white, dropping to the ground, dead.  "The ritual is complete for another full-moon!" Eddie told Vic.  
Well, that was very FANGTASTIC wasn't it children?  Vic and Eddie really had a SHARP IDEA and SUNK THEIR TEETH INTO IT hee-hee-hee-hee!  It's SLIME for my favorite game, Kiddies, that'll just ROPE YOU IN.  HANGMAN Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh!