ワタシハ・ヒミツキチ (Watashi wa Himitsukichi)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ちょっとずれたすれ違い 	chotto zureta surechigai 	We’re a little out of sync, so we cross paths without meeting.
羽目が外れたハメ違い 	hame ga hazureta hame chigai 	We cut lose—no, wait, it’s not “lose”.Apparently there's タガが外れる and ハメを外す which mean roughly the same thing, but not a ハメが外れる, and はめちがい is not a set phrase. So this is the only way I can make sense of all that.
小屋から千切れた首輪かい？ 	koya kara chigireta kubiwa kai? 	Is that the collar you were able to rip out of the animal pen?
羊飼い？そんなじゃないよ 	hitsujikai? sonna mon ja nai yo 	Are you a shepherd? That’s not my problem.
 	 	
発展してく泥沼 	hatten shiteku doronuma 	The quandary is really developing.
飢えつけられてトラウマ 	uetsukerarete torauma 	I'm used to starving and I'm traumatized from it.
違うか　若気の至りの「思い出」 	chigau ka wakage no itari no "omoide" 	Or is that wrong? They’re the “memories” of your youthful indiscretions.
いや、どっちかと言えば「汚点」 	iya, docchi ka to ieba "oten" 	No, when it comes to either one, they’re “disgraces”.
 	 	
酔った勢いで？寂しかったから？ 	yotta ikioi de? sabishikatta kara? 	Was it with drunken vigor? Because you were lonely?
会えないから？正直に言ってみてよ 	aenai kara? shoujiki ni itte mite yo 	Because we couldn’t meet? Try to say it frankly,
中指を立てるから 	nakayubi o tateru kara 	Since I’m giving you the middle finger.
 	 	
恋という名の秘密基地 	koi to iu na no himitsu kichi 	There’s a secret base named “Romance”
人という名の発信基地 	hito to iu na no hasshin kichi 	And a transmission base named “Person”.
愛という名の巣から飛び去って 	ai to iu na no su kara tobisatte 	Fly away from the nest named “Love”.
他の体へ着陸するんだ 	hoka no karada e chakuriku suru nda 	You’ll touch down in front of another body.
僕は貴方を愛する陣地 	boku wa anata o aisuru jinchi 	I'm an encampment that loves you,
だけど君にはどっちもどっち 	dakedo kimi ni wa docchi mo docchi 	But as far as you're concerned, one’s as bad as the other.
何回やってんのさ　もうさ 	nankai yatten no sa mou sa 	How many times will we do this? Let’s just
終わりにしようよ 	owari ni shiyou yo 	Bring it to an end already.
 	 	
互いに非のある事件簿？ 	tagai ni hi no aru jikenbo? 	There’s mutually errors in our case files?
だけど私の愛だけ通せんぼ 	dakedo watashi no ai dake toosenbo 	But only my love is standing in the way.
けど、都度、残ったのは愛だけ？ 	kedo, tsudo, nokotta no wa ai dake? 	Yet, every time, only love is left behind?
私の哀だけ？ 	watashi no ai dake? 	Nothing but my sorrow?愛 ("love") and 哀 ("sorrow") are pronounced the same way.
 	 	
貴方の中の残機数　＝ 	anata no naka no zankisuu ikooru 	The number of lives you have remaining =
私、貴方のキープ軍 	watashi, anata no kiipu gun 	Me, the army you’ve set aside.
他の子と遊びたいなら 	hoka no ko to asobitai nara 	If you wanna mess around with other girls,
今すぐ別れてよ 	ima sugu wakarete yo 	Break up with me right this second.
 	 	
魔がさしたから？断れなかったから？ 	ma ga sashita kara? kotowarenakatta kara? 	Was it because the urge possessed you? Because you couldn’t turn her down?
刺激がほしかった？貴方の小指は何本 	shigeki ga hoshikatta? anata no koyubi wa nanbon	Because you wanted a thrill? How many pinkies have you got
あるの？なんなら小指を裂くから 	aru no? nan nara koyubi o saku kara 	For making promises? Because no matter how many you have, I’ll be cutting them off.
 	 	
恋という名の秘密基地 	koi to iu na no himitsu kichi 	There’s a secret base named “Romance”
人という名の発信基地 	hito to iu na no hasshin kichi 	And a transmission base named “Person”.
嘘という名の根から伸びはって 	uso to iu na no ne kara nobihatte 	Shoot up from the roots named “Lies”.
今の心を不安にするんだ 	ima no kokoro o fuan ni suru nda 	You’ll make my heart anxious right now,
僕の心は潰れてミンチ 	boku no kokoro wa tsuburete minchi 	And it’s already minced meat that’s becoming useless.
だけど貴方に気持ちは不認知 	dakedo anata ni kimochi wa funinchi 	But my feelings towards you are that of non-acknowledgement.
何回やってんのさ　もうさ 	nankai yatten no sa mou sa 	How many times will we do this? Let’s just
終わりにしようよ 	owari ni shiyou yo 	Bring it to an end already.
 	 	
誰かと繋いだ手　重ねた唇 	dareka to tsunaida te kasaneta kuchibiru 	The hand you linked with someone else’s, the lips you pressed atop hers,
向けて吐いた言葉　触れて漏れた言葉 	mukete haita kotoba furete moreta kotoba 	The words you pointed and spat at me, the words that proclaimed it and let it slip,
誰かと紡いだ性　繋がる体が 	dareka to tsumuida sei tsunagaru karada ga 	The sex you spun with someone else, and your bodies being connected
キモチワルイ。。。 	kimochiwarui... 	Turn my stomach...
 	 	
親指を逆さに向けるよ 	oyayubi o sakasa ni mukeru yo 	I’ve got my thumb pointing at the ground,
そして人差し指で避けるよ 	soshite hitosashiyubi de sakeru yo 	And I’m avoiding you with my index finger,
「出てって」の一言で 	"dete tte" no hitokoto de mou 	Because I’m bringing this to an end
もう終わりにするから 	owari ni suru kara 	With the two words of “Get out.”
貴方にもらったコレも 	anata ni moratta kore mo 	Because I’m removing even this
薬指から外すから 	kusuriyubi kara hazusu kara 	Which I accepted from you off my ring finger.
 	 	
あの子に内緒の秘密基地 	ano ko ni naisho no himitsu kichi 	You’re a secret base kept under wraps for her,
彼女と言う名の発信基地 	kanojo to iu na no hasshin kichi 	And she’s a transmission base named “Girlfriend”.
あんたの周りはファッキンビッチ 	anta no mawari wa fakkin bicchi 	Everyone you surround yourself with is a f-cking b-tch,
さながらあんたはサノバビッチ 	sanagara anta wa san oba bicchi 	Just like how you’re a son of a b-tch.
小指についた糸は切った 	koyubi ni tsuita ito wa kitta 	I’ve cut the red thread tied around our pinkies.
浮いた体は飛んでけばいいさ 	uita karada wa tondekeba ii sa 	If your “incurably romantic”浮く can mean both "to float" and "to be related to romance". body were to fly away, that’d be great.
バイバイ　バイバイ　バイバイ　バイバイ 	baibai baibai baibai baibai 	Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye!
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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