Dance Until You Drop (Dead)

Dance Until You Drop (Dead) is the twenty-ninth episode of Cult of Squid. It aired May 1st, 2020 and was written by Locknloaded23 and Purple133.
== Plot ==
Satan unleashes a “deadly dancing fever” upon the cult and everybody slowly gets infected one by one.
==Transcript ==
(Episode opens with Squidward talking to Security in the throne room)
Squidward: Security, I’m nervous.
Security: Why is that?
Squidward: Well after that whole debacle with Satan and the eating contest and such, I feel like he’s going to throw something worse at us.
Security: Pffff, that’s ridiculous. Satan is too much of a sissy to do anything. (chuckles)
(Doctor Crayons can be heard shouting from his lab)
Squidward: That sounded like Dr. C! 
(They run inside his lab only to see Dr Crayons is dancing in place)
Dr Crayons:  CAUZE BABY YOUR A FIREWORK-
Security: Well he said he wanted to die sooooo
Squidward: Security! Doctor Crayons are you okay?
Doctor Crayons: NO!
Security: Okay something’s definitely up. Doctor Crayons cannot stand those songs.
Squidward: Hm?
(Security opens up the door to the gathering room and is horrified to see a bunch of fellow cult members all dancing)
Buff Jim: GUYS RUN FOR IT!
(Buff Jim sprints into Doctor Crayon’s lab as the dancing cult members follow him slowly)
Squidward: Buff Jim what’s going on??!
Buff Jim: I don’t know! Doctor C started getting his boogie on out there out of nowhere and then every time he placed his hand on someone they just STARTED DANCING!
Security: Oh dear god! Squidward, you were right about being nervous
(A dancing cult member touches Security's shoulder)
Security: NOOO! (struggles) MUST, RESIST, URGE TO DANCE! (Screams, falls on floor)
Squidward: OH MY NEPTUNE! (runs to Security) ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!
Security: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH (stands up and starts dancing) IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE!
Every infected cult member: WOAAAAAH!
Squidward: (backs into wall) WHAT THE (dolphin chirp) IS GOING ON?! 
Noseward: (offscreen, whispering to Squidward) Brother Squidward! (Squidward turns to face Noseward and the camera pans to him sticking his head out of a closet) in here!
(Squidward walks inside the closet. Cut to the inside of it)
Noseward: are you infected?
Squidward: why are we in here? I'm claustrophobic!
Noseward: I guess you weren't infected.
Squidward: do you know what the hell is going on?
Noseward: it all started this morning.
(Flashback wave effect to Noseward and Dr C in the lab)
Noseward: (narrating) Dr Crayons wanted me to test our some dumb invention.
Dr Crayons: now before you test this device out, sign this here waiver. (Pulls out waiver)
Noseward: (narrating) when suddenly, a large black shadow filled the room!
(A large black shadow fills the room)
Dr C: WHAT THE
Noseward: (narrating) it engulfed Dr Crayons when he suddenly started dancing and singing dumb pop songs. That's when i noticed almost every cultist was dancing! I booked it to the closet immediately.
(Noseward books it to the closet and slams the door)
(Flashback effect back to present)
Noseward: So yeah, this is a not very great situation. 
Squidward: I can tell. I freakin hate walking on sunshine!
Noseward: you hate walking on sunshine?!
Squidward: yes, i do.
Noseward: Okay. That's like hating Bohemian Rhapsody.
Squidward: i hate that too.
Noseward: do you like anything?
Buff Jim: Guys, how many people are still not infected?
Squidward: Uh by my estimates (looks around) I think it’s just the three of us left. Also, how long have you been in here?
Buff Jim: long enough. By the way, HOW COULD YOU HATE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY?!
Yvonne: ugh, it's way too crowded in this damned closet!
(Sister Yvonne falls out of a storage closet)
Yvonne: uh… hi.
Squidward: Four of us left.
Buff Jim: So what’s the plan brothers and sister?
Squidward: We need to get to the roof. I had Doctor Crayons install an inflatable slide at the top in case an emergency like this happens.
Noseward: How do we cure everyone?
Squidward: I have an idea. Maybe we can go to Sandy, that smart squirrel lady, and have her make a cure for us!
Noseward: Why would she make a cure for us?
Squidward: She’ll have no choice since this will spread everywhere if not stopped in the lodge.
Buff Jim: so, how the hell are we going to sneak out of here?
Security: here, wear these camouflage vests and hats that Doctor Crayons made. (Tosses a set of camo vests and hats to everyone, and puts his on when he's done)
Squidward: (puts them on) how do these work?
Security: they're camo, so they cant see it.
Squidward: uh, that's not how-
Security: No time to talk! We gotta get outta here!
(They all run out except Squidward, who gets a worried look on his face, then sneaks out)
Squidward: Hey guys!
Buff Jim: Yeah?
Squidward: I don’t know.
(The group arrives at Sandy’s Treedome which is covered by an iron shell; Satan shows up)
Satan: She isn’t here.
Squidward: AAAAH! WHATRE YOU DOING HERE?
Satan: hehe, I always know where you're gonna go.
Security: (whispering to himself) stalker.
(Satan hears him and engulfs him in flames)
Squidward: just cut to the chase, what do you want?
Satan: Ive come to lift the curse I placed on your Cult.
Squidward: that was YOU?
Satan: OF COURSE IT WAS ME YOU IDIOT! anyway, I've decided I have better things to be doing than putting such a ridiculous curse on your cult. Plus, I was gettin' bored.
Noseward: just lift the curse already!
(Noseward is engulfed in flames)
Satan: BE PATIENT YOU STUPID NOSE!
Noseward: that was uncalled for...
Satan: I will lift the curse off you. But I WILL be back. (Snaps his fingers, causing Lightning to appear briefly. Laughs as he sinks into the ground)
(Cut back to the cult)
Doctor Crayons: IM WALKING-(suddenly stops dancing) thank NEPTUNE I'M FREE FROM THAT HELL!
(all the other infected cult members stop dancing and cheer in delight)
Squidward: That was weird
Security: It was. But what’s next?
Squidward: I don’t know. I honestly don’t. But we need to be even more ready. I think it’s time we contact some old friends.
Security: Who?
Squidward: A little yellow square and his friends. 
Security: Oh. Really?
Squidward: We have a situation and need all hands on deck. So, give me my cellular device.
(Episode fades to black)
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