2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT

2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT (most of the times just 2 phones) (born 2006) is an italian rapper, singer, songwriter, producer and chicken tenders passionate. He is known for his screams during the start of his career, his very autotuned vocals, his twerk abilities, his influential drip, his zip bombs and his love for chicken tenders. He is known especially for his hit songs "May he rest in brisket" and "Evading Taxes". He is also known for being the cheapest member of the label (he refuses to pay 20 bucks for DistroKid and instead chooses to use crappy free alternatives). He is also the oldest WTF Member, standing at an impressive 17 years old, after Yung Slayer who's 50. 
== Biography ==
=== Early years ===
2 phones was born at the age of 7 years old in the projects. When he was 5 he started to play the croissant and the chair. When he was 8, he got accepted to Harvard, but got kicked out after 12 minutes for screaming on top of his lungs after he saw a pigeon. Because of this he had to return to his hood where he lived until he was 35. It was at that time that he decided to run away, however he found a pretty cute lobster and he decided to stay at his home for another 51 years. At 86, finally, he got out of his mom's basement and became free.
=== The discover of chicken tenders ===
Even though 2 phones always liked chicken tenders, it was when he got out to the real world that his life in the real world started. While he was fighting with a rat in a dumpster, he found a beautiful woman, Caca, to which he fell in love. After the fight (in which of course the rat lost, duh), 2 phones and Caca started to hang out, and they eventually got married. However, in a tragic accident, Caca died while eating a chicken tender because she forgot the stove on at home. To remember her sacrifice, 2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT has been eating chicken tenders every day.
=== Health problems ===
2 phones had a little cold but now he's good.
=== Introduction to music ===
2 phones started to get into music between 2019/2020, when during Covid he tried to produce a beat. It was ass, but he had fun. So much fun in fact that he started to scream as loud as possible, which got him to go to prison for violation of public peace. In prison he got violated by other inmates and he studied the rythm of the clapping sounds, which got him to become the best producer ever. When he got out he decided to become a full-time artist. 
=== Getting signed to WTF ===
While Lil 2 phones was eating a chicken tender, Lil Fucking Bitch got signed to another label with lots of connections with WTF Records: Flex Entertainment. After Lil Fucking Bitch told him that he sucked too much for Flex and WTF Records would've accepted him, Lil 2 phones said his most famous quote to date: "Aight". So 2 phones starte to spam audio files of song covers of other songs like "Smokin out the window", "BBL Drizzy", "Too Many Nights", "Gerudo Valley Theme from The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of TIme" and "Call Me Maybe". With this last song he got signed by the one and only based chad Yung Slayer.
=== The big fight ===
While Lil 2 phones was chilling on the Flex Entertainment Discord server, he texted quote "am I the only one who enjoys the magnificent sound that my willy does when it claps on my thigh when I do the helicopter?", to which the world famous artist SwagLord replied quote "bruh shut the fuck up mane". Apparently this destroyed him. As a response, 2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT made the song "16/05/2024 - 00:01", in which he apparently insults SwagLord, but nobody understood what he said so it wasn't big deal. After that, 2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT published an ep called ""bruh shut the fuck up mane": the worst text i've ever recieved", which contains some of the hardest disses ever, however nobody understood what he said. Because the joke was getting old, 2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT stopped the beef and now treats SwagLord with the respect that he deserves. As an apology, 2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT released "Dilemma (Taylor's Version) (Sorry SwagLord)". During June/July 2024, he deleted almost all of his shitpost because it sucked.
=== The debut "Beautiful Sky After The Storm" ===
The release of his debut album "Beautiful Sky After The Storm" was planned for June 29th 2024, but it got delayed a week later due to personal reasons. A couple of minutes later it got delayed to undetermined time. The morning later it was anticipated to June 30th. The album got surprisingly well recieved, with some even calling it "the album of the year for WTF Records". Especially the songs "Helicopter", "Twerk (Shaquille O'Neal)", and most of all "Evading taxes", which many consider to be his best song to date. Thanks to this project he gained more attention from Flex Entertainment, and he is now considered one of the most forward-thinking and banger-dropping mfs in wtf records.
=== What happened on the 21st of July 2024!? ===
2 phones lil big g da king AOTCT became moderator of the WTF Discord server on the 21st of July 2024.
=== Future Projects ===
2 phones is working on a concept mixtape in collaboration with the world famous rapper/menace to society Lil $crotum, on a project called "$crotolandia". He is also working on his sophmore album called "MARRIED TO THE FURNITURE".
== Retreing ==
He whould announce on the WTF records discord server that he will be retireing from the 2 phones character most likely cancelling "married to the furniture" he left WTF and flex severs not too long afterward. Hes songs are now lost to time (much to the disappointed of lil fucking bitch) it might come back. Maybe
== Discography ==
=== Singles ===
* Smokin out the window (Taylor's version)
* EXTRA CRISPY
* OPPY DAY 4 (SHALL LIL MABU BE SENT TO THE PORK CHOPS REALM)
* 16/052024 - 00:01
* Dilemma (Taylor's version) (Sorry SwagLord)
* May He Rest In Brisket
* Helicopter (feat. Lil $td, Lil Radish Shifu)
* Throwing ass (feat. Lil Schlong, CHEESEDADDY)
* The Nutty Professor (feat. Bigg Romney, Lil Fucking Bitch)
=== EPs ===
* "bruh shut the fuck up mane": the worst text i've ever recieved
* The Radiator Springs Experience
* The Radiator Springs Experience: Deluxe
* Italy Republic EP
=== Albums ===
* Beautiful Sky After The Storm
* MARRIED TO THE FURNITURE (coming soon)
=== Mixtapes ===
* $crotolandia (w/ Lil $crotum) (coming soon)