Poultry & X-Rated Films

Poultry & X-Rated Films is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Here we go, Don't let our punctuation fool ya on this one." [inhales] "What cliché does this rhyme with?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
Rare's the clucker porn. Bevry, skin it.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"Rare's the clucker porn. Bevry, skin it." [beat] "Clucker porn? That's fowl."
===Hints===
I think that guy who ran that circus said it…
… about scamming people.
It's about the birth rate of fools.
===Hints Reading===
"I think that guy who ran that circus said it."
"He was talkin' about scamming people."
"Last hint, it's about the birth rate of fools."
"Speaking of fools, your time's almost up."
===Gibberish Answer===
There's a sucker born every minute.
===Answer Quote===
"Course, if you drive during rush hour, you realize there's an asshole born every four and a half seconds."
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"Well." [clicks tongue] "This phrase sure is appropriate."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Apparently there's a half-assed contestant born about that often too."
===Key Words===
Theres, theres, thers, teres, theres\', there is, theirs, their is
a, aa, aaa
sucker, suker, sucher, suckr, socker
born, brn, bron, borm
every, evry, evry, erery, everie, ervery
minute, minite, minit, minut, mintue, minutr
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