Teeth for Sale

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Teeth for Sale," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining songs about teeth and candy. They meet a dental tech, discuss the legalities of tooth selling, and talk about their favorite sweets. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox always do their errands together, and they realize they both need fillings. They head to ATX Dxntist, one of the major dental offices in Austin, and they are quickly greeted by Jeff Club, a dental tech who also is a drum tech for local bands. When the DJs ask him about his dental job, Jeff explains that his main focus is serving as an on-site therapist, holding patients' hands while they go through operations. He's not allowed to touch the medical equipment. The DJs are skeptical that he is actually hired by the office.
They receive their first call from a man named Chris, who is a drummer with a sweet tooth. His favorite desserts are cake, followed by donuts. His favorite types of cake are vanilla-leaning, and he allegedly only has one cavity at the moment. They also get a call from Dan, who just wants everyone to know he prefers gummies.
After the first round of music, a stranger barges into the room and says his name is "Teeth Wielding" Jim, a teeth broker who has been banned from most dental offices in the surrounding area. He mostly deals in molars, and incisors are a hot commodity he'd like to deal more in. The DJs question if his practices are legal, and he confirms that the federal government has recently made teeth dealing legal. Anyone can now deal teeth on teethdeals.gov. He starts to explain this is due to recent confidential documents being found in President Biden's offices, but the DJs ask him to stop said explanation. He also claims he is funded by D.A.R.E.
Their last caller is a man named Scott, who claims to be a musician who toured with Yautja, a band the DJs played earlier in the show. He recently lost an enamel crown, and his partner is making it into a necklace. Jim confirms that said crown is worth four figures in CA (where Scott is based) and offers to purchase it. Scott then tells a story about a friend who gave another friend a bag of teeth, and it is revealed that Jeff Club is the recipient of said teeth.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Jeff Club
Dan
Chris
"Teeth Wielding" Jim
Scott
==Featured Music==
RJD2 - "Milk Tooth"
Pigface - "Sweetmeat"
The Budos Band - "Long in the Tooth"
Primus - "Candy Man"
The New Fangles - "Brush Your Teeth"
Yautja - "Teeth"
Del the Funky Homosapien - "If You Must"