ERB: Harvey Birdman Vs Matt Murdock

== Intro ==
FLYSCRATCH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES! 
HARVEY BIRDMAN
VS....
MATT MURDOCK!
BEGIN!
== HB ==
harvey birdman attorney at law gonna make sure this lawyer is dead and done.
gonna zap him with my sun powers and have some fun.
your a wimpy kinda lawyer who can't see.
if i wanted a blind opponent i would've faced kenshi.
i'll take this rap battle your ain't got a chance,
hell has your name on it and with the devil you will dance.
this is my rap battle you will never win.
cause your victory in this is thin.
== MM ==
name's matt murdock the lawyer of all time.
fuck she hulk she lost more then a dime.
my father refused to throw the match i helped spawn the tmnt,
gonna put you down call this the death of harvey.
i got mad chops you ain't got balls.
cause your just a mugshot seen in a mall.
your boss hates you and you couldn't get him impeached.
i should give some advice like peter potamus you should let your franchise die in peace.
== HB ==
well peanut is my main man despite how perverted he is.
your show has also hit the pits.
i got huge ass wings and a hot ass girl.
i will win this rap battle in a whirl.
birdman! is gonna slap you across the jaw.
why don't you go running back to your maw.
birdgirl has got my back despite how hyper she is.
so tell you don't want none of this.
== MM ==
*puts on the daredevil costume*
daredevil is here ready to kick some ass.
i am not gonna deal with your sass,
your wife cheats on you and your dull in the head.
if it was my choice you would've stayed dead.
i saved the world countless times your old show was campy.
at least i knew my daddy.
i may be blind but i can see i won this rap battle.
== Outro ==
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE ALL DECIDE!
FLYSCRATCH'S *GAVEL BANGS* EPIC RAP BATTLES!
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