Episode 12: The Retarded Al Sharpton

=== Cast ===
Ed Larson, Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, Marcus Parks
=== Prayer ===
Marcus
=== Guests ===
Michael Che, Ragnar, Henry Zebrowski
=== News Stories ===
Moscow bans liquor sales after 10 PM.
The moon is shrinking.
Strips clubs around Ground Zero are fine with the mosque. 
Saudi Arabian judge wants to sever man's spine.
Sextortion
=== Memorable Quotes ===
=== Memorable Mentions ===
Pedophile Corner
Che is being abused by his girlfriend.
Retard Convention
=== Memorable Personal Stories ===
Marcus' inbred neighbors
=== Segment ===