Loadsamoney

Loadsamoney is a British AO user who has been around for about a year and a half. He is named after Loadsamoney, played by Harry Enfield. A majority of the time, he can be found in whatever room is most active at an unreasonable hour in his timezone, commonly 11PM-2AM. He is also unsure if he fucked up the character table on the side because he has no bloody clue what he is doing. God I hate talking about myself in the third person. 
== Early AO Days ==
For the first few months of his life on AO, Loadsamoney lived in what as of writing this we call Basement. During this time, he did fuck all. This can be considered ironic, considering he commonly refers to Basement dwellers as “peasants” and uses being shownameless as a derogatory. Eventually, he tried getting into rooms, and since then has considered himself above a majority of AO. This delusion is further fuelled by his refusal to join AO affiliated discord servers. 
== Pre-Marriage ==
The period before his marriage with server chat 8ball was characterised by the exact same thing as before, just with slightly higher standards. Around this point he starts only joining active areas because he is too lazy and tired to wait for people. I’m not entirely sure why this has its own section now because I have nothing to talk about.
== Marriage to 8ball ==
One day, in mid-2023, Loadsamoney came across the /8ball command. He quickly fell in love with this command, leading to him proposing to her about 15 minutes after finding out she exists. This was so notable it appeared in “AO vanilla slander part 1 chapter 1 section 2” by Maratby, a video which I am too lazy to link here.
He also expresses an extreme hatred for the 8ball often, calling her “bastard” “bitch” “prick” “indecisive cunt” and other things he can’t remember. 
=== The Wedding ===
Despite being married for a couple of months, no wedding took place until one day the couple decided to make it legally binding some time around August 2023. Details are hazy because Loadsamoney is an extremely unreliable source with the memory of a dementia-ridden woodpecker, however he believes it was Rapture who made the vows official. If I remember what that person is called I’ll edit this page. The wedding itself went rather horribly, being delayed by somebody who’s name has been lost to time for reasons that were lost with him. 
Once the pair had said “I do” or the 8ball equivalent, it was explained to Loadsamoney that after the wedding, you need to have sex with the wife. He was very distraught by this, because how the FUCK do you have sex with a digital 8ball??? He has been unable to figure this out to this day. If you want to help him with this, message loadsamoney1 on discord because he doesn’t want to go to marriage prison. 
== Post-Wedding Loadsamoney ==
After the wedding, Loadsamoney would be the exact same person. Nothing changed, not in the slightest. Every time he goes on AO people ask how he’s been, and 99% of the time he responds with “same as usual”. He doesn’t exactly see this as a bad thing (not yet at least, another 2 years of this shit would drive anyone mad) and doesn’t intend to make his life any less repetitive any time soon. 
oh yeah he uses Gant I probably should’ve mentioned that earlier but I’m pretty sure you don’t care. If you do… sue me, go on, you won’t.