Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-08-05

StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-08-05
Disc 15
Sora logs back in to find his party waving at him in a new town. Vee tells everyone he’ll see them tomorrow since they just had an adventure beforehand, and Sora leaves to find an empty shop with a small toy cow on the shelf. Sora starts to pet the cow while the party comes to grab him. Charles tells Sora that they went on an adventure without him since Sora was taking so long.
Sora asks what happened to his save file because he was at a very good save spot. Charles told him that it skipped. Sora yells that he wants his save file back.
Vee redirects the party to look at the looming moon with a weird face, calling it Sora’s woman, “Moomika.” While Sora retorts by saying that it reminds him of Vee’s woman, Charles shoots a fireball to the moon and it slowly travels to it.
Vee tells everyone that they need to do more quests and research on the viruses. He talks about how great his adventures without Sora were, and Sora whines about not finding his disc for four days. Charles tells him that the disc was supposed to arrive in 2 days but Amazon f*cked up the shipping with a “sh*tty horror game” instead.
Vee starts to whine that he doesn’t have to do this and passive aggressively brings up how Sora is constantly drinking blue sparkles in order to hang out with his friends. Sora yells “Good f*cking point!” and takes out some blue sparkles. Rick and Vee were against the blue sparkles, but quickly changed their minds and asked Sora for some as well. Sora and Rick greet each other since it has been a long time since they saw each other.
Vee tells Sora that they need to solve the virus issue then they will be sent back to their save. Sora yells that he will slay the virus issue, and the party giggles about how he said that he will “slay” it as Sora stares in confusion.
The party walks around town to find a flaming seductive woman standing in the corner. The party starts to hit on the women while Sora stays cautious around her. Rick tells Sora that he is going to get a chick just like him while Vinny is trying to talking to her as she hugs Fluffy. The seductive woman starts to speak in a ugly and manly voice to them. Vee calls her out for being a guy, and she starts flaming up, starting a battle.
The heroes enter the battle where Charles uses a confused Equality Smash. Fluffy casts his Chidori on her while Sora goes for one swift cut. Vee shows off how he can now control the rocks from his Earth Strike and lands them on the enemy. Rick goes in and uses his double b*tch slap on her. Vinny tries to talk to the enemy, but ends up slapping her face instead. The opponent summons her own fireballs on Charles and Vinny. She goes up to Rick and burns his entire body before using her fireballs right to his own balls. Charles casts his own Fireball move while Fluffy cuts her with his blade. Sora goes in with another swift slash as Vee sends out a large boulder to the enemy. Rick shoots the lady with his raygun, and Vinny continues to try to converse to her with his attack. The enemy shoots Charles with more fireballs to the face. She summons a giant fireball behind himself to attack the entire team twice. Charles uses his famous Whirlwind Uppercut, and Sora finishes the battle with one upwards slash and his Cyclone.
Vee reluctantly goes in to search the enemy’s anoos, saying that it’s really detailed. Sora questions as to why Vee is hesitating on this enemy compared to all of the other ones and yells at him to get in there. Vee tells him that it is very realistic and reminds him of something.
Vinny finds the king off to a gate at the side of the town. Sora takes a while to find the king due to him blending in with the gate. King Tony begs for 10% and informs the party that he spent all of his money on pizza and casseroles. He says that he only owns a $10 million resort in hawaii now which is 10% of what he originally had.
King Tony asks what they are doing here, and Vinny explains to the king about the lady they just fought. King Tony tells them that the strange lady was called “Michael.” Vee asks why he doesn’t sell his resort, and the king replies that his castle cost more. He now became a beggar now that asks for 10% of the experience of the players that walk by. As the King Tony wishes for his old lavish life with his pizzas and casseroles, Vee tells the king to not go to sleep and go afk again when things are happening.
The party leaves the king to himself as they head off into a field with giant, hollow tree logs and trunks. Wooden pillars outline a path as dead trees dot the field. Beyond an orange horizon lies a forest full of green trees. The heroes spot Ravio standing on top of a tree trunk with his colored crystals surrounding him.
Ravio comes down and asks what the party is doing here. Vee tells him that Sora’s save file got corrupted due to a virus and that the virus is apparently around here. Ravio mentions how he has a shop here that his friend is taking care of, so he is checking up on it as well as the virus.
Charles whispers to Sora to ask for about Ravio’s scarf, saying that it’s a good story. Sora goes behind Ravio, and he points out how his scarf hovers before leading them to an open area. Ravio takes a second to get ready and shows them his newest enchant on the scarf.
Green floating orbs start to rise from the ground, the grass blossoms into a field of colorful flowers, and crows rise up to the sky. Ravio says “Welcome everyone to my pocket dimension.” Vinny starts to sneeze loudly due to the flower allergies he has. Sora asks what this pocket dimension has to do with his scarf. Ravio explains that his scarf opens pocket dimensions that can bring people here. Charles tells Sora that he and his girl can go on a hot date in Ravio’s scarf. Sora pulls out his blade, but stops when Vee tells him that they can’t risk death.
Once Ravio puts the pocket dimension away, Vinny sneezes out very loud and orders Ravio to not do it in front of him again. Vee points out how the people present to the party are the original squad and how it brings back good memories. Sora becomes discombobulated and asks what they are doing again. Vee yells at Sora that they are exploring so that they can find the viruses. Ravio chimes in to see if the party wants to go to his shop with him.
Ravio runs like an airplane as he leads them to his shop. The party runs like airplanes as well as they travel around the walls of the town. As they come across a ledge, Ravio warns the heroes about the jump but fails in making the jump himself. The party jumps towards the snowy base of a large mountain. Ravio cautions the party that there are enemies nearby.
Vee mentions how he just suddenly got cold here. Sora tells Vee to just keep constantly moving. The party starts to run around to keep themselves warm while Vee spots a monster, who resembles Slenderman, appearing and disappearing randomly. Sora tries to go up and kill the monster, but he keeps on disappearing before Sora gets close to him. The party is sent into a battle with the monster while Ravio hides behind a rock.
The monster starts to pace around, and Sora thinks that he’s dancing. Charles begins the battle with rapid smacks of his cane and Fluffy follows suit with his blade. Sora jumps and stabs the enemy on it’s shoulder, and Vee slams the rocks from his Earth Strike onto the enemy. Vinny tries to go poke out his eyes, but he doesn’t have any. Rick ends their turn with an uppercut sent squarely in its face. The monster disappears but soon pops up in front of Charles and Sora to punch them in their faces. The opponent mind controls Vee to change his side. The party thinks that they need to knock Vee out now so that he would come back. Charles whacks Vee with his cane while Fluffy uses his Chidori on him. Sora bonks Vee in the head with the hilt of his blade as Vinny messes with his hat. Rick wonders what to do before healing Vee. Rick questions why he healed Vee since Vee tells the monster “Alright. Lets f*ck these guys up!” and attacks the party with multiple shots of his Earth Strike. Vee also shoots at Ravio even though he isn’t even in the fight. Vee continues to yell in pain because Charles shoots him with his Fireball and Fluffy electrocutes him with his Chidori again. 
Sora knocks something over and leaves for a little bit due to an emergency out of the game. The battle stops while Charles thinks that he knocked his guitar over. Vee tells the monster “Just a second Mr.Demon Monster Guy. One moment,” and goes up to Sora to ask if he’s good. Vee states that he thinks that this is karma while Sora yells at him from afar.
Sora comes back to fight, and the monster dabs to start the battle once more. Sora yells “Let’s f*ck him up!” and slowly inches forward to Vee with his sword out in order to vent out his frustrations. Vee threatens Sora that he’s done for if he kills him while Sora puts his sword directly above Vee. At the last second, Sora changes targets and defeats the monster with a slash.
Even though the battle ended, Charles and Fluffy still heads up to attack Vee. Vee points out that Rick was the only person that didn’t attack him as Ravio loots the body. Sora tells Vee that they were just exploring while Vee smells the loot from the enemy’s anoos. Vee continues to smell the loot with Rick objecting to it, and the party quickly leaves.
Ravio leads the heroes right into the pathway of a single skeleton. The skeleton whines at how the party is bullying the other skeletons. The party heads into battle, but it immediately ends when Charles shoots just a single fireball to kill the skeleton. Everyone laughs at how anticlimactic the fight was.
The heroes continue to traverse up to the top of the snowy mountain. They arrive to find a cabin in the snowy woods. Ravio informs the party that his friend has been stuck in the shack for years.
Ravio decides to reward the party and gives the party several options for rewards. Ravio takes out a roasted bass, a roasted steak, and a heart container. Sora mentions how Vee needs one of those while Charles instantly runs up and asks for it. Ravio gives Charles the heart for free and shoves it in his chest. Ravio searches through his inventory before he takes out a watermalone and gives it to Sora.
Ravio congratulates Sora for doing good in the tournament, and Vee hopes that the tournament gets fixed soon. Vee tells Sora that it’ll be a shame that someone got written out of the story while Charles thinks that the writers of this game make the love interests fall in love with them in the stories. Vee retorts and says that it takes two to tangle while everyone yells at him that he’s saying it wrong. The party notices that Rick is currently gone.
Ravio heads into the shop to look for his friend. Rick messages Vee to tell the party that they can go on without him. Vinny starts to walk in place behind the party. Fluffy suggests that he can wake Vinny up with his Chidori as the party starts to sing “And I would walk a thousand miles” and Michael Jackson’s “Billy Jean.” Vinny finally disappears, and Sora asks who’s next while he and Fluffy points their blades at Charles. Sora accuses Charles for making everyone disappears. Sora says that Charles is trying to take out the competition for the girls, and the party heads into battle with him. Charles declines the fight but Sora decides to attack Charles with his Cyclone anyway.
The party enters the shop to find a man with a terrible microphone selling microphones. The party tries to understand him but his microphone is too scuffed and his accent is too thick. Vee doesn’t believe that the merchant has the best microphones due to obvious reasons. The merchants yells “What do you mean!” and tries to sell them his mics. All of a sudden, due to a glitch, Sora gets teleported behind Rick who was traveling up the mountain again. Sora takes a moment before heading back up to the shop.
Sora tells the party that the microphone was so powerful that it transported him back to the beginning of the level. The heroes enter the shop once more to find the merchant dancing to himself in the back of his shop. As the merchant tries to speak, the party tries to kill him with all of their powers, and Sora asks if the mics teleports people. The merchant all of a sudden starts to speak better, surprising the heroes. The merchant uses this opportunity to tell them that he has the best mics that they can find again. Vee whispers that he might be a russian hacker, and the heroes leave with Sora getting stuck on the door.
The party finds Vinny on top of a small bridge. Sora and Charles show that they can just walk on top of the frozen lake, but Vinny states that this is his calling and needs to make a riddle. Vinny asks Sora where does a general keeps his armies? Sora wonders while Charles points out how this is a pun instead of a riddle. Charles answers “Is it in his sleevies?” and is correct because he keeps his armies in his sleevies.
The heroes gain focus once more and find the hooded man staring off on a ledge. Sora tries to walk the other way so that they don’t need to talk to him. Vee tells Sora that they need to chase him because he’s the bad guy and that he’s a part of the virus problem. Charles and Sora tell Vee that the robed man already told them that he’s the one causing the viruses. Vee tells Sora that he can get his game fixed and get the taco if he chases the man.
Sora runs in excitement and finds a possessed Link standing in front of them. The dark Link takes out his master sword and shield to prepare for battle. Charles didn’t make the jump and has to start all the way back to the beginning. Vinny and Rick die as well, leaving only Vee, Sora, and Fluffy to fight.
The Dark Link starts off in the battle first, surprising Sora as he cuts everyone while making grunts. Sora intimidates the noises as well while he attacks. The Link disappears during Fluffy’s attack, making Fluffy miss his last slashes. Vee shoots his Frost Blast off to a wall because he thought he was using Earth Strike but manages to land a second Ice attack. Link continues to attack the entire party with his master sword while making grunts with each and every strike. The Link disappears before Sora got to attack, and Sora laughs out loud, thinking that he won. The enemy suddenly appears and hits Sora during his move. Sora finishes his move with his Cyclone while Charles comes back to fight. Vee uses his Limit Breaker to kill the enemy with an ice shard.
Charles questions how he died to ice in a snow zone. After making an ice pun, Vee states that the sooner they kill the viruses, the sooner things will turn back to normal. The party comes across a giant white building covered in icicles behind a long, narrow bridge made out of ice.
The party heads up the mountain and finds an old man on the icy bridge. The old man is short, cannot move his arms, and speaks similar to Lost Pause. The old man mentions how Sora has a nice sword and greets the party. The old man yells “You shall not pass!” He whines how he has been waiting on the bridge for 50 million years just for someone to show up while Charles says “Only 50 million? C’mon that’s baby numbers.” The old man retaliates and enters into an argument with Charles, saying that he would slap him if he could get it up and how he just looks like “Dried C-man.”
The party starts to think that they should trade the old man for him. The old man states how he would be happy if he could join but can’t get his sword up. Vee gets near to accept the old man, but accidentally pushes the old man off the bridge when he’s trying to pat him on his back.
Sora assures that the old man just needed a rest, and Charles tries to push Vee off. The party threatens Charles to start walking backwards. Charles slowly backs up while the party points their weapons at him. Charles finally falls down right when Rick comes back just in time to see it.
Now that the party feels better after watching Charles fall, they climb up into the building to follow the hooded man. The hooded man leads the heroes into a room with 4 pillars covered in ice, a shallow pond as the floor, and n ominous monster that resembles the previous virus behind him. The hooded man stands in front of the ominous monster and greets the party. He mentions how he senses a melon in the area and asks if they collected it for him. The party lies terribly, but the hooded man believes it.
The hooded man shows them another virus and thrusts them into a battle before disappearing. The virus takes out it’s golden sword before causing a distortion with it’s screeches. Vinny starts off with his fists while Fluffy crashes before he even gets a chance to attack. Vee powers up and sends a Lightning bolt to the monster while Sora stabs it right in the chest. The monster comes and slams her blade down, causing the same explosive attack that the previous virus did. Charles comes back right on time and tells the party that he was able to come back due to the heart container. Charles vents out by jumping and whacking the monster right in its face. Vinny yells at the monster to stop making his game crash while Vee bugs out. Sora strikes the enemy on it’s chest once more, and Rick punches the knee of it. The virus slams his sword down again and continues to slash at the entire party. Golden orbs hover around as the golden blade leaves a trail of them. Charles shoots a fireball right in the monster’s taco while Vinny jumps up high for an uppercut. Vee shoots his Lightning Bolt in its face, and Sora slices from the bottom to all the way up to its face. Rick heals Vee since he thinks that he needs extra healing tonight. The monster turns invisible, leaving only her sword to show and directs her attacks at Vee. Vee falls down and points out how Charles already used the heart container, so they can’t revive him. Charles and Vinny jump up to hit the enemy’s face. Sora cuts down right in the middle while Vee whispers Rick a plan. Rick gives the monster a taco slap to finish the battle.
Vee asks RIck to suck it’s toes to make it weird. Rick tells Vee that he isn’t going down to his weird level while Sora points out how Charles is already doing it. Vee tries to get the party to look into the viruses’ anoos while Charles finally got his “Taco Bell.”
As Vee smells the loot, he asks if they think that this is the virus that is in the area. Vinny pulls on the monster’s blade in hopes that he can get it’s weapons. Sora points out how there’s always a boring character in an rpg and that’s VInny. Vee mentions how Sora used to be it but he’s changed after he got it.
The heroes leave the building to see if they can find Ravio. The party starts to walk back to the bridge and finds the old man once more. The old man greets them again and tells them that he doesn’t have any bones so he didn’t die. Vee goes up close to hug him, and the old man starts to think that he is trying to give him some action. Sora convinces Vee to give the old man a balloon job, but Vee accidentally pushes the old man off the bridge again. After Charles yells at Vee, Sora pulls his blade at Charles once more. The party tries to force Charles off, but Vee tells them to stop. The party does a noble act and takes a moment to pause and pray for the old man who is now lost forever.
The party wall runs over the holes and travel back to the beginning of the mountain. Sora yells “I’m a motherf*cken shota!” behind Charles, making him laugh.
They find the developer standing in front of the microphone shop with Fluffy, and he states how he has been bringing them back. Vee whispers that Sora’s save file got disrupted right before he got some actions. The developer states that it says access denied, and Sora asks who does he need to kill. The developer tells Sora that he needs to Woo instead of kill. Sora gets angry and pulls out his sword again as the developer blames it on Thighland. Vee awkwardly explains the “Thighland” joke to Sora, causing him to facepalm. Sora tries to kill the developer, but Vee states that he has God mode on. Sora brutally threatens “Let’s see how God does without balls. I mean what’s up?” The developer tells Sora that he will get the other developers to help and that there’s one in particular that might help.
The developer mentions how he has also been looking for the virus. He asks if they have seen anything, and the party tells him that they met the hooded man again. Vee tells him that they also met a weaker, but still strong, version of the virus from the tournament.
The developer points out that it’s like the virus that he researched from and starts to do some more research with Vee on the viruses. They both start taking turns on sniffing the loot.
After doing some more research, the developer mentions Thighland. Sora says that he can visit Thighland at some point and take care of business. Vee tells Sora that maybe if he’s a big and strong person in real life, then he can do something in Thighland with his friends, making everyone confused. Charles points out how it sounds like another sh*tty adventure to him like the horror map.
Since the developer is immortal and has God mode on, he asks the heroes if they can help him with the viruses and that they will get another ticket to Thighland as a reward. Sora thinks that Charles shouldn’t go there, but the developer states “I think C-man’s there all the time.”
The developer leads the party behind the horrible microphone shop. They run to find four bridges in the way with the bird person playing his accordion in the middle. The bird walks away while the party tells to Vinny to not look down. Vee lies to Vinny that a milf that likes green guys are there. Vinny runs pasts the bridges with ease in hopes of finding a milf, but Vee tells him that he lied.
Vinny leads them into a snowy town with no one outside of any buildings. The bird continues to play it’s accordion while Charles states that his right hand gave out. The party talks about Charles used his right hand too much, and Fluffy points out how big the developer’s arms are.
The developer warns in embarrassment that he caught a virus due to all of the research that he done. He says that the only thing that calms it down are the blue sparkles, otherwise it burns when he logs out.
Everyone jumps down and fallows a bird person with an accordion. Sora sticks the superhero landing and the party enters a small cave. They come across a pitch black girl with bright white hair phasing out. The girl attacks the developer with a giant green beam, but doesn’t damage him. The developer finds out that this virus is called “Code 16” and he tries to research it. Luckily the developer can’t research it, and Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up starts to play instead, making the developer Rickroll himself.
A random lady comes in and researches the Code 16 for them. She leans in to the girl, who had fallen, and touches her forehead. Now that she has researched the Code 16, she states she has to figure out what happens next in “Disc 16. Disc 16. Disc 16. Code 16.”
Charles manages to say “d*ck 16” right before he got cut off from Sora logging out.
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