Lady in Blue

Lady is a song that Charles Heathbar serenades Marge with when she participated in the show Wife Swap. It appeared in "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife".
==Lyrics==
:Charles:
:So, you see, we have the whole house to ourselves. (sees a guitar) Ooh, who left this here? (starts playing) Did I tell you I'm a bit of a songwriter? Words and music, hold the applause. I wrote this song for a woman. You.
:Marge:
:Hmmm, what an odd thing for a man who's not interested in me to do.
:Charles:
:Yes, not interested. Let me just breathe your scent for a moment before I play. (inhales and exhales)
:Lady, when you came to me,
:I was feeling blue.
:Blue just like your hair you see,
:Blue just like the moon.
:But only when the moon is blue
:And not when it is cream,
:And now that you are here with me,
:I am in a dream.
:Oh yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.
:Lady, when you go away,
:I feel like I could die.
:Not like "dye" like your hair is dyed,
:But die like Lady Di.
:And not like "Di" like her name is "Di,"
:But die like when she died.
:(gulps, breathes)
:But, lady, just like Lady Di,
:Be my princess tonight.
:(But don't die.)
:Don't die, noooo...
:Marge:
:That song was very nice. How'd you think up so many rhyming words?
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