Fernsong

Fernsong is a calm cat that does daily meditation because he has had anger issues ever since he was struck by lightning as a kit. He does lots of yoga.
He is also a vodka addict because he is related to kittehrobot, who is related to Bluedrunk He also drinks beer "For the ladies".
He was never potty trained so Ivyfool cleans his "Accidents" up.
He was also born with a mental illness called overly stupid kit syndrome (OSKS). When old, fat, and ugly (Twigbranch) mated with Bramblestar (In his sleep), they also had a kit with OSKS
Ivyfool makes him eat bugs
He had kits with Ivyfool later (So they thought).
It was actually Fernsong's and Willowshine's kits. They had snuck out late and ate bugs Somehow the kits happened, don't ask me. But it turned out the bugs were parasites in it and Fernsong had a seisure and went to Starclan to be with Silverstream (Turns out she was pretty peeved about Graystripe and Millie). Ivyfool was very happy and after that Willowshine had random seisures but everyone got used to it so when she died they were like oh who cares.
Category:ThunderClan Cats
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Category:Males