Rubber Ducks

Rubber ducks are the best objects ever, as they have the Power of D.U.C.K. (which outclasses NEO x 100,000). Several types of rubber ducks exist, the most famous being Quacky, Chuck Norris' Rubber Duck. Rubber ducks are currently being lead by a rubber duck with a military uniform called Captain Duckypants, because he wanted to "Liberate all rubber ducks from oppression" and "reduce sufferage" as well as "expand our God-given liberties".
== War ==
Rubber ducks have, just like Ducky, tried to take over the world. The first time, they hilariously failed, because they had no arms. They had to use humans to do it, but the humans were too lazy. Result: 10,000 ducks were killed. The second time, they used a smarter tactic. They used Cloning Machines to make 1,000,000 rubber ducks, and began storming Raccoon City. They failed, because Raccoon City is still there.
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