Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass/Quotes

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:Homer: Hold on, I'm eating my thoughts.
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:Ralph: (to Homer) You died and went to hell. Ralph knows!
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:Homer: I need a safe-deposit box. Want to know why?
:Richard: Well, that's why I got into banking for the first place, for the thrilling stories.
:Homer: Well, this morning, I was on my break at the nuclear power plant.
:Richard: Uh-huh.
:Homer: So I went and got myself a bag of chips. Potato chips.
:Richard: I feel like I'm at a story slam right now.
:Homer: They were so delicious and salty and chompy, and before long, they were all gone.
:Richard: No.
:Homer: Almost!
:Richard: Oh! There's a twist?
:Homer: But then I pulled out this. A chip that looks exactly like John Travolta. And that's why I need a safe-deposit box to protect this treasure forever.
:Richard: (sighs) "Don't study opera staging in Vienna," they said. "Work in a bank," they said.
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:Homer: Why you little unreliable narrator! (grabs a piece of windshield glass) Ow! Glass is sharp!
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