I'll Be Petty Like That!

I'll Be Petty Like That! is the third episode of .
==Story==
Leg 3 (Based off Leg 7 of The Amazing Race 32)
The race resumes at the Commodore Perry Monument.
At pit stop hotel.
Nemo: "After the leg was over, three racers had to be checked for hypothermia while the rest of us went to the hotel. I'm obviously worried for everyone but especially Clara since she's my partner."
Ashley: "So all three of them are getting looked at?"
Wilted: "Yeah."
Micky: "The grand championship is no joke. I've never seen anything like that on the race before. Abe acted tough but he was in terrible shape."
Mega: "I hope they're all okay. Cloud tried so hard out there."
Asia: "I hope they all die."
Everyone: "SHUT UP!"
(cf) Amy: "I'm so annoyed. They got uturned and penalized and still survived somehow. I'm ready for those two to hit the toad!"
(cf) Briana: "I think you meant hit the road."
(cf) Amy: "Yeah...that. Stupid frogs got my mind all mixed up."
(Meanwhile in the heating van)
Cloud: "I feel like I could cry right now."
Abe: "I'd never been so scared in my life. I had to fake it to get to the pit stop but Micky saw right through it. He knew I wasn't okay."
Clara: "I'm just happy that he said we'd be fine."
Abe: "You know, I don't think it's a coincidence that the three people here are the only two time winners. What this shows is that us three have put more work into this than anyone else."
Clara: "Now that I think about it, we really have. No one has gone to the extremes we have."
Cloud: "I know I've changed a lot thanks to this experience."
Abe: "Who knows what's up ahead so it makes sense for the three of us to work together."
Cloud: "I like it. We've just gone through something no one else has so I feel bonded."
Clara: "Works for me."
(cf) Abe: "It's amazing what kinds of things can bring alliances together but it's happening."
(cf) Cloud: "It's smart for me to do this because we've been finishing in the back so far. I know Mega and I can do this but it's nice to have support."
(cf) Clara: "I'll go with this for now, but I'm keeping options opened in order to give me and Nemo the best chance of winning. If I have to use them, I will."
Medic: "You are all safe to go."
Cloud: "Yay!"
Halcy: "Someone's coming."
Abe: "Who ordered hot chocolate!"
Almost everyone cheers.
Asia: "Booooo!"
Jojo: "I don't think they heard you."
Asia: "Whatever."
Mega: "I'm so glad you're all okay. We were worried."
Clara: "Nemo, while we were in there, Cloud, Abe, and myself formed a three team alliance."
Nemo: "Nice. We might need that."
Cloud: "And that's it. We're working with them now."
Mega: "Nice."
Abe: "Those two agreed to it so we have people with us."
Micky: "Nice work." 
War: "Now we can party!"
(cf) Ashley: "Phew. The scare is over for them and for us. But now we have to get back into race mode cause we have a lead and we want to keep it."
Halcy & Ashley will depart 1st.
Route Info: Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival, they must make their way to Studio. Once there, they will need to wait for further instructions.
Caution: U-Turn Ahead!
Ashley: "Note: The winner of this leg will earn an Express Pass."
Halcy: "We need to win this one. Let's go!"
Ashley: "This is the toughest race I think I've done so far. It makes our victory on the last leg that much better."
Halcy: "Now we have to get on a good flight. The clue says nothing about what we do once we get there so I'll bet something big wilol happen."
At the airport.
Halcy: "What's the earliest flight to Almaty?"
Booking Agent: "5:30am."
Halcy: "How many seats are on it?"
Booking Agent: "A lot."
Halcy: "Oh great."
Ashley: "For the first time in this race, we're all on the same flight."
Nemo: "We are pumped to be back with everyone again."
Clara: "It's an even playing field."
Jojo: "We need to do well today because we think we will be uturned again which would be stupid."
Asia: "Those uglies probably would."
Flight leaves.
Sarah: "We don't know what people are thinking for this uturn but we think the lines will be drawn."
Micky: "Here's to hoping we can do well and wipe Heroes & Villains from our memory."
Wilted: "We're bound to be targets but we'll out perform them all so we don't have to deal with it."
War: "This is getting real now."
Flight lands.
Coolguy: "Alright. We're here and we're on our way to the film studio."
Iconic: "I know nothing about Kazakhstan."
Abe: "I've actually been in a movie before so maybe that will give us an edge."
Asia: "Faster! We're in a race!"
Mega: "All the cabs are in a line right now."
Cloud: "There's Phil!"
All cabs arrive.
Phil: "This way guys! We're going inside Kazakhfilm!"
(cf) Brittnee: "My first thought is oh, cool! We get to see the studio. But then I remembered that Phil is here and usually that means something big's about to happen."
Phil: "Many films have been made here and a lot of trained stunt men make it happen. They bring the action that keeps viewers on their feet. So it's only fitting that for this leg, we have...a U-Turn vote!"
(cf) Alex: "When he said uturn vote, my jaw dropped. There are some big targets that can be hit without having to get in front of them...and we're one of them!"
Phil: "You have fifteen minutes to strategize as to who you're voting for. The two teams with the most votes will perform both detours. Your time starts now!"
Cloud: "So what are we thinking?"
Nemo: "We have to uturn the same team."
(cf) Nemo: "This is huge. We have a chance to take a shot at a huge threat and take them out. The question is which one?"
Clara: "We should do Asia & Jojo."
Micky: "I know we all hate them and, believe me, after their grand theft auto, I REALLY hate them but, as a team, they suck."
Abe: "The thing we have to remember as well is whoever wins this leg gets the express pass."
Cloud: "So we need to figure out who we don't want to get it."
Nemo: "Briana & Amy have been doing well so they're an option."
Abe: "We also have Alex & Wilted."
Mega: "They are both strong."
Alex: "I feel like we're targets."
Wilted: "Well, we need to get to work then."
Alex: "Hey guys."
Getsome: "Yes?"
Alex: "Would you be interested in working together?"
(cf) Wilted: "We've always liked Getsome. He was one of the few people who didn't actively try and snipe us in Rivals so we felt that him and Sarah were good options to work with."
Getsome: "Sure."
(cf) Getsome: "For our game, we need teams we can work with. That's how we won was through our social games and we plan to use it again."
Sarah: "Who were you thinking?"
Alex: "This should come as no shock but we want Ghost Town out."
Sarah: "I don't know. We like them. What about Halcy & Ashley?"
Wilted: "Didn't you lose to Ghost Town on the final leg in World Tour?"
Getsome: "True. And we've beaten Halcy."
(cf) Sarah: "We like Ghost Town but Alex & Wilted have made good points. They beat us before and we've been uturned by Abe. So we need to think about this."
Wilted: "We need more people to make it happen."
War: "I want to go after Halcy & Ashley."
Coolguy: "Why them?"
War: "Because Halcy's a traitor."
Halcy: "I would not be shocked if War wants me out after that uturn."
Ashley: "You guys were uturned yourselves so I don't get that."
Halcy: "It's stupid is what it is."
Iconic: "We need to figure out who to uturn."
Brittnee: "Mega uturned us last time so he's an option. We also have other strong teams to consider."
Iconic: "We could go with Halcy & Ashley since they've screwed us over twice and will probably vote us."
Brittnee: "True."
(cf) Ashley: "Call us crazy but we're gonna try and help Iconic & Brittnee again. There's no way this can happen three times in a row."
Ashley: "Hey girls. We want to vote with you."
Brittnee: "What makes you think we can trust you after all the times you've helped Asia & Jojo?"
Halcy: "Because the first time was an accident and the second time had nothing to do with us."
Iconic: "Right..."
Brittnee: "If you want to prove yourselves to us, then vote Asia & Jojo."
(cf) Brittnee: "I don't think they have our best interest in mind so we plan on telling them a fake name when the real vote is them."
Halcy: "Ok, we will do that."
(cf) Ashley: "That makes zero sense to uturn them but we need to win them over so I guess we're voting Asia & Jojo."
Asia: "There's a bullhorn over there."
Jojo: "It's chaos time!"
Asia: "ATTENTION TEAMS! AMY WANTS TO VOTE OUT ALEX CAUSE SHE HATES HER FAKE BLONDE SELF AND MICKY FOR HIS ANYTHING BUT FASHION OUTFIT!"
Amy: "Girl! No one cares what you have to say!"
Micky: "I'm ignoring her. Perhaps that fight will get them votes."
Asia: "OH LOOK! THE GUILTY ONE SPEAKS!"
Amy: "The only guilty thing in here is your sorry self!"
Asia: "DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME?! I HAVE THE VOTES!"
Amy: "Where?! You got nothing hun! Everyone hates you!"
Asia: "HATE US CAUSE YOU AIN'T US SWEETY!"
Amy: "GIRL!"
Briana: "Forget it. Fighting her is a lost cause just like her."
Phil: "Times up. It is time to vote. Based on a random draw, Alex & Wilted, you will vote first."
Alex: "I think it's pretty clear who we're voting for."
Alex & Wilted vote Micky & Abe.
Halcy: "We're staying true to our word."
Halcy & Ashley vote Asia & Jojo.
Brittnee: "This vote only proves that this team will screw over anybody."
Iconic & Brittnee vote Halcy & Ashley.
Ashley: "Hey! We did what you told us to do!"
Cloud: "This team is strong so it makes sense."
Mega & Cloud vote Alex & Wilted.
Nemo: "We've lost to them before and don't want to again."
Clara & Nemo vote Alex & Wilted.
Getsome: "We love this team but they are threats and we're running our own race."
Getsome & Sarah vote Micky & Abe.
Abe: "Want it back? Here."
Micky & Abe vote Alex & Wilted.
Amy: "I don't care. I'll be petty like that!"
Briana & Amy vote Asia & Jojo.
Asia: "GIRL! YOU MADE A MISTAKE!"
Asia & Jojo vote Briana & Amy.
War: "We choose to vote for Hal-"
Coolguy: "Briana & Amy!"
War & Coolguy vote Briana & Amy.
War: "What was that for?"
Coolguy: "Halcy & Ashley is your own personal affair. This move makes much more sense."
Phil: "Alright. We have three votes for Alex & Wilted. That means you have been uturned. However, we have a three way tie between Micky & Abe, Briana & Amy, and Asia & Jojo. Here's what's gonig to happen. You three teams will not vote. Everyone will vote and you can only vote for one of those three. Alex & Wilted, get us started"
(cf) Wilted: "Surprise surprise! We got uturned! Now it's a matter of who is uturned with us."
Alex: "Same as last time. Mr. obsessed Tree."
Alex & Wilted vote Micky & Abe.
Halcy: "We've had problems with this team going after us before."
Halcy & Ashley vote Micky & Abe.
Iconic: "If that's who they want, we'll do someone else."
Iconic & Brittnee vote Briana & Amy.
Mega: "Sorry girls."
Mega & Cloud vote Briana & Amy.
Clara: "You hate me so not sorry."
Clara & Nemo vote Briana & Amy.
Sarah: "Sorry guys but you're strong."
Getsome & Sarah vote Micky & Abe.
(cf) Briana: "This is scary. It all comes down to War & Coolguy and we don't really know where we stand with them."
(cf) Abe: "I'm friends with War, but he has a habit of being wishy washy so I do not feel safe at all."
War: "Who should we do?"
Coolguy: "I don't know. We need to pick one of them."
(cf) War: "I don't really want to choose between these two and since Coolguy didn't let me vote last time, I'm going to do something he does not want."
War: "We're going to burn vote and uturn them both!"
War & Coolguy vote Asia & Jojo.
Coolguy: "What? Why? Now we've burned two teams instead of one."
Asia: "HAHAHAHA! WE'RE NOT UTURNED!"
Phil: "We are deadlocked. The rules state that in the case of a deadlock, every team involved in the tie will be U-Turned so Briana & Amy and Micky & Abe, you have both been U-Turned. That concludes the vote. Now head outside and await your next clue. Good luck, travel safe, GO!"
Amy: "War is a chicken for that move honestly."
Briana: "That was sneaky. Now three teams are uturned instead of two."
Abe: "I guess that's what happened when you watch too much of The Challenge."
(cf) Ashley: "Every team was waiting outside for their clue. We had no idea what we were waiting on but it had to be something."
(cf) Abe: "So we're uturned once again. It's hard not to think back to season 15 where neither of us did well and think you're time has passed you. But, we now have a chance to prove to ourselves that we can still keep up the legacy."
Nemo: "Over there."
Iconic: "Whoa! He's on fire!"
(cf) Cloud: "All of a sudden, this warrior on a horse comes out and his back is in flames. This is crazy!"
Coolguy: "He's carrying something."
Brittnee: "This is our clue."
Alex: "Here we go."
Detour: Great Khan's Spy or Knock Out Guy?
Choice A: Great Khan's SpyTeams must watch an action sequence, then correctly answer a series of questions regarding the performance to receive their next clue. If they fail to answer every question correctly, they must watch the action sequence again before they are allowed to make another attempt. Only five teams may attempt the task at a time.
Choice B: Knock Out GuyTeams must learn a choreographed fight scene consisting of five stunts, then perform the action sequence to the director's satisfaction. Once the director is satisfied with their performance, they may break a clay vase to retrieve their next clue inside. Only five teams may attempt the task at a time.
Mega: "Oh! Fast Forward!"
Fast Forward: Teams must join in a traditional Kazakh feast at Alasha Restaurant, where they would discover that they must each eat a serving of fat from the rear end of sheep, known as . When both team members finished eating their serving, they would win the Fast Forward.
Iconic: "It also says, be warned, going for the fast forward could hurt your future. Choose wisely."
Brittnee: "This is for the express pass. We're doing the fast forward!"
Iconic & Brittnee are doing the Fast Forward.
Briana: "If we get that, our uturn is cancelled."
Briana & Amy are doing the Fast Forward.
Alex: "Let's go for it."
Alex & Wilted are doing the Fast Forward.
Micky & Abe are doing Knock Out Guy.
(cf) Micky: "We saw the other uturned teams going for the fast forward so we knew at least one of them had to come back which gives us a head start."
War & Coolguy are doing Great Khan's Spy.
Halcy & Ashley are doing Knock Out Guy.
Halcy: "As much as we want that express pass, the fast forward is too risky. We're better off staying in the race."
Mega & Cloud are doing Knock Out Guy.
Getsome & Sarah are doing Knock Out Guy.
Clara & Nemo are doing Knock Out Guy.
Asia & Jojo are doing Knock Out Guy.
Clara: "Hurry! There are only two swords left!"
Asia: "Don't let her get it!"
Clara: "Too late HAHAHA!"
Asia: "BLAST YOU!"
Jojo: "We have to do the other one."
Asia & Jojo switch detours.
War: "We're the only teams doing this one."
Iconic: "We're just in front of two teams who are challenging us for this fast forward. But we still have to beat them at whatever it is."
Amy: "I'm not sure I like this idea."
Briana: "But if we get it, we get rid of our uturn and get the express pass."
Amy: "True."
Alex: "It wouldn't be us if we didn't take a risk."
Wilted: "Fast! Pass that cab!"
Brittnee: "Alex & Wilted passed us."
Iconic: "The only good thing is if we lose this, the other losing team is uturned."
Getsome: "Right here. Practice area!"
(cf) Getsome: "It's a little awkward since I was with Abe during what he called his worst race moment but this is for life changing money and we want it bad."
Abe: "So we've got swords first."
Nemo: "Clara, the swords come first."
Clara: "I know! I was doing the kill."
Nemo: "We have to fight first!"
Mega: "Oh, they're fighting alright."
Cloud: "Focus. We need to get this done."
(cf) Cloud: "Coming into this race, I have more confidence than ever in my ability. It does not matter what situation we're in, I can take charge of any of them."
Mega: "You're good at this!"
Cloud: "Thank you!"
Mega: "Should we help Ghost Town?"
Cloud: "It looks like they're doing fine on their own."
Abe: "That's step one."
Micky: "So far so good."
Halcy: "Ashley, watch what he does with the sword."
(cf) Ashley: "First we had to fight with swords and kill those people, then we get rocks thrown at us while we have shields, then we fight guys with axes and all we have are bags of hay, then we run at a guy with a spear and grap it and kick him, and finally we jump off the ledge and break a pot. It sounds crazy because it is crazy!"
Coolguy: "Alright, I'm ready."
Actor: "Follow me."
(cf) Jojo: "We were taken onto this out of this world movie set. It looked like a village. I'm super excited!"
Actor: "Please stay on the platform."
(cf) War: "We don't know what's about to happen but we know it's going to be good."
Asia: "Whoa!"
Coolguy: "It's begun!"
(cf) Asia: "People were fighting everywhere! Killing and stabbing! We had to answer questions from the Khan but had no idea what to look for. And there's a LOT going on!"
Coolguy: "Count the horses."
War: "I was counting the dead people."
Asia: "I have no idea. Too much all at once!"
Actor: "Follow me. The great Khan demands to speak with you!"
Coolguy: "On your knees."
Actor: "How many horses entered the village during the battle?"
War: "Six."
Actor: "How many warriors in the battle fought with an axe?"
Coolguy: "Five."
Actor: "How many warriors in the battle carried spears?"
War: "Seven maybe? Seven."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Coolguy: "Three."
Actor: "Unfortunately, you have not answered the questions correctly."
War: "Now we know what we're looking for."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Asia: "Five."
Actor: "Unfortunately, you have not answered the questions correctly."
Asia: "RIG! We can't even switch cause the other one is full."
Alex: "This is it. We have to order this."
Amy: "Two korduk please."
Brittnee: "Oh no. It just said what was in this. We're eating sheep butt."
Iconic: "That sounded so wrong. Wait, are we really?"
Alex: "Whoa. This is gonna suck."
Briana: "Alright. We have to get this."
Amy: "I'm already telling you this is crazy."
Briana: "We just started."
Amy: "We should get out of here before someone finishes."
Briana: "Fine. Let's go."
Iconic: "Briana & Amy just left. Now we only have Alex & Wilted to beat."
Wilted: "They chickened out. We can do this."
Amy: "I didn't want to do that in the first place. Now we have time to make up."
Briana: "I wanted that express pass but oh well."
Micky: "We're gonna try."
Director: "Hi guys. You're going to be in an action film."
Abe: "This looks cool."
Director: "Action!"
Abe: "Go!"
(cf) Micky: "Everything we worked on became much harder because it was in real time. I just have to remember the steps."
Nemo: "Sounds like a lot is happening in there."
Sarah: "I'll say."
Abe: "Jump!"
Director: "Good! That's a wrap!"
Micky: "Yes!"
Micky & Abe finish detour 1.
Mega: "Oh, they got it."
Micky: "One down, one to go."
Nemo: "You didn't watch the kick!"
Clara: "I don't need coaching. I've got it."
Nemo: "They already got it. We have to go!"
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Jojo: "Two."
Actor: "Unfortunately, you have not answered the questions correctly."
War: "This is hard."
Asia: "Ghost Town just came in."
Jojo: "Now's our chance!"
Asia & Jojo switch detours.
Abe: "This looks crazy already."
War: "It is."
Micky: "So what was with the burn vote?"
War: "We didn't want to choose between you guys."
(cf) Abe: "Basically what I've heard is War & Coolguy are playing scared. They got three teams uturned but they did it for the wrong reasons."
Coolguy: "This is why we should've made a choice. Now no one will trust us with any info thanks to that burn vote."
Amy: "There it is."
Briana & Amy are doing Knonk Out Guy.
Asia: "They're back! Beat that pink weave loser!"
Amy: "NOPE! BYE HUN!"
Asia: "NOT AGAIN! THIS RIG!"
Jojo: "Everytime we try for this one, someone steals our spot! Back to the Khan thing..."
Asia & Jojo switch detours.
Halcy: "Briana & Amy are here now."
Mega: "Here we go."
Director: "Action."
Cloud: "Shield!"
Mega: "Jump for it!"
Director: "Good! That's a wrap!"
Cloud: "Yes!"
Mega & Cloud finish detour currently in 1st place.
Route Info: Teams must take a marked van to the Nomad Village in , where they would find their next clue.
Cloud: "We have to find the marked vans."
Actor: "How many horses entered the village during the battle?"
War: "Six."
Actor: "How many warriors in the battle fought with an axe?"
Coolguy: "One."
Actor: "How many warriors in the battle carried spears?"
War: "Five."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Coolguy: "Zero."
Actor: "Congratulations."
War: "Thank you!"
War & Coolguy finish detour currently in 2nd place.
Micky: "Geez. This is gonna be tough."
Asia: "I can't believe this. We have to do it all over again."
Micky: "Alright. We're not alone."
Brittnee: "Ugh! This stuff is not wanting to go down."
Alex: "We're almost there. Just a little more."
Iconic: "I'm done!"
Wilted: "Done!"
(cf) Alex: "It all came down to me and Brittnee. Whoever finished it, won it. I need to push through and get it done."
Brittnee: "Just a few more bites."
Alex: "Last one."
Brittnee: "I'm done!"
Iconic: "Yes!"
Iconic & Brittnee win fast forward currently in 1st place.
Alex: "You're kidding me. I just finished my last bite."
Wilted: "Let's go. We have no time to waste."
Iconic: "Nice job! That express pass is ours."
Brittnee: "Make your way to the next pit stop, First President's Park."
Iconic: "Let's go!"
Director: "Action!"
Clara: "YAHH!"
Nemo: "Ahh."
Director: "Cut. Louder."
Clara: "You need to be louder."
Nemo: "I heard her."
Director: "Action!"
Getsome: "YAHH!"
Director: "Cut!"
Sarah: "We didn't do the grab right."
Director: "Action!"
Briana: "Good."
Amy: "I'm first! I'm first!"
Director: "Cut."
Briana: "Shoot!"
Amy: "I have to go first in the shield part."
Director: "Action!"
Halcy: "Stay with me."
Ashley: "There we go!"
Director: "Good! That's a wrap!"
Halcy & Ashley finish detour currently in 4th place.
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Jojo: "One."
Actor: "Unfortunately, you have not answered the questions correctly."
Asia: "RIG!"
Micky: "I hope we did this right."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Abe: "I have no idea. Three?"
Actor: "Unfortunately, you have not answered the questions correctly."
Micky: "Dang. We know what to look for now but it's so crazy."
Iconic: "I see Phil!"
Iconic & Brittnee, you are team number 1! As the winners of this leg of the race, you have won an express pass that must be used before the end of the sixth leg!"
Iconic: "It has come back home."
Brittnee: "This is huge. Now we have an advantage over the others. We hope to keep this thing for as long as we can."
Alex: "We're back." 
Wilted: "It looks like Knock Out Guy is full."
Alex & Wilted are doing Great Khan's Spy.
Mega: "There it is."
Roadblock: "Who wants to feel at home?"One team member must lead a camel to an empty and use provided materials to set up the interior to match a finished example to a judge's satisfaction to receive their next clue.
Cloud is doing the RB.
Mega: "I feel good. This is her type of thing."
Cloud: "Come on buddy. We want to go over here."
Coolguy is doing the RB.
Coolguy: "This isn't going to be easy."
Ashley is doing the RB.
Alex: "No! I have to be first!"
Wilted: "You're one to talk when you swung the sword too early."
Getsome: "They're bickering. Now's our chance!"
Director: "Action!"
Sarah: "Push!"
Getsome: "Ready? Jump!"
Director: "Good! That's a wrap!"
Getsome & Sarah finish detour currently in 5th place.
Micky: "I think I've got mine."
Abe: "This better be right."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Micky: "Zero."
Actor: "Congratulations."
Micky & Abe finish detour currently in 6th place.
Asia: "Do those idiots know we heard all their answers?"
Micky: "Still teams over there. We made a good call screaming so they could hear."
Abe: "Those two are useless so keeping them in for now makes sense."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Asia: "ZERO."
Actor: "Congratulations."
Asia & Jojo finish detour currently in 7th place.
Asia: "Took longer than it needed to."
Nemo: "I know my part. Just do yours."
Director: "Action!"
Clara: "Shield up!"
Nemo: "Shut up! Kick!"
Clara: "Jump!"
Director: "Good! That's a wrap!"
Clara & Nemo finish detour currently in 8th place.
Amy: "Alex & Wilted will get it any second. We need to do it now!"
Briana: "Let's go."
Director: "Action."
Amy: "Wait for me. Good."
Briana: "That's it!"
Director: "Good! That's a wrap!"
Briana & Amy finish detour 1.
Amy: "We've got the lead over them. I feel good about coming back."
Alex: "They got it. We have to go."
Sarah is doing the RB.
Cloud: "This is all about the details. This rug goes here."
Coolguy: "My hands are freezing. These knots are not going on there."
Abe is doing the RB.
Abe: "Everyone's still here. That makes me feel good."
Asia is doing the RB.
Ashley: "A lot of teams are showing up now. This one doesn't have a tie. I have the wrong one."
Asia: "I did this cause I knew Jojo would flop at it."
Nemo is doing the RB.
Nemo: "Come on camel, over this way."
Briana: "What are we doing?"
Amy: "We're watching this. WHOA! LOOK AT THIS!"
Alex: "Push the spear guy!"
Wilted: "And done!"
Director: "Good! That's a wrap!"
Alex & Wilted finish detour 1.
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Briana: "One."
Actor: "Unfortunately, you have not answered the questions correctly."
Briana: "We know what the questions are now. Let's look for those."
Wilted: "They're still here. We're still in this!"
Amy: "Alex & Wilted just showed up but they don't know the questions. We do so we need to get out of here."
Alex: "Watch the fight."
Wilted: "I'll bet the questions about about this"
Cloud: "I think I got it. All I'm missing is a lamb head and I don't know where it is."
Coolguy: "Where's the head?"
Ashley: "It seems like a few of us are stuck on this lamb head."
Abe: "I feel good about mine. I've checked the example yurt several times. The only thing I'm unsure of is where the head is."
Sarah: "Shoot! I had these rugs backwards."
Asia: "Why is this knot not knotting?!"
Nemo: "I think we all know who that was."
Asia: "Stupid thing keeps falling! Why are these different colors?!"
Getsome: "Oh boy."
Alex: "Here we go."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Wilted: "Is it two?"
Actor: "Unfortunately, you have not answered the questions correctly."
Wilted: "Shoot!"
Amy: "They got it wrong."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Briana: "Zero."
Actor: "Congratulations."
Briana & Amy finish detour currently in 9th place.
Alex: "Just us. I'm pretty sure we're last."
Wilted: "I heard a few of their answers so we should be okay."
Cloud: "I've got to find this head. Oh, what is that? These ladies are cooking the head so I need to get my tray and put in on there."
Ashley: "I just saw Cloud go over there. Nice! I found the heads."
Coolguy: "Where is the head? I can't find the stupid thing!"
Abe: "There it is. I need my tray."
Cloud: "Got it. Can I get a check?"
Judge: "No."
Cloud: "Oh, oops. One of my knots came undone."
Ashley: "Check?"
Judge: "Good."
Ashley finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.
Route Info: Teams must take their van to and search the meat market for their next clue.
Cloud: "Now I got it."
Judge: "Good."
Cloud finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.
Sarah: "I think I got it. Check?"
Judge: "No."
Sarah: "What am I missing?"
Nemo: "Can I get a check?"
Judge: "No."
Nemo: "Crap. I have no idea what's wrong."
Abe: "Lambs head is in place. Check?!"
Judge: "Good."
Abe finishes the RB currently in 4th place.
Coolguy: "You're kidding me. They did both detours and passed us."
Actor: "How many times did the great Khan call out to his warriors?"
Alex: "Zero."
Actor: "Congratulations."
Alex & Wilted finish detour currently in Last place.
Wilted: "I do not want to go out on Leg 3 again so let's go!"
Alex: "I'm going!"
Briana is doing the RB.
Amy: "Still got teams here. Get it done!"
Coolguy: "Where is the stupid head at? Crap, there it is!"
Sarah: "Oh! These rugs need to be hanging in the center."
Nemo: "I just fixed my bowls. I realized I was missing one. The only thing I need now is the head. That didn't come with the camel so I need to go find it."
Coolguy: "Is it good now?"
Judge: "Yes."
Coolguy finishes the RB currently in 5th place.
Halcy: "There's the meat market."
Ashley: "Wow. This place is huge! Where's our clue?"
Halcy: "Does that butcher have it?"
Ashley: "I doubt it."
Mega: "The girls are still here."
Cloud: "Keep an eye opened for it."
Ashley: "Anyone seen a clue?"
Mega: "You have a clue? No?"
Cloud: "Wait, what's that up there?"
Mega: "That's it! Good eye!"
Halcy: "Did they find it?"
Ashley: "Follow them!"
Mega & Cloud find the clue currently in 2nd place.
Route Info: Teams must make their way to to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Mega: "Let's go!"
Halcy: "Over there!"
Halcy & Ashley find the clue currently in 3rd place.
Micky: "I see teams coming out."
Abe: "This is the market."
War: "We've got a cab in front of us."
Coolguy: "Ghost Town."
Wilted: "Here we are."
Alex is doing the RB.
Briana: "Alex is here now so I need to move."
Alex: "Wow, this is heavy!"
Wilted: "Come on Alex, we can beat them!"
Nemo: "I found the head and just need to get my tray and I'm good to go."
Asia: "I hate the way these work! Why to people eve use these yurts?!"
Sarah: "Asia is struggling right now. I'm just waiting for my head to cook and I think I'm done."
Nemo: "Check?"
Judge: "Good."
Nemo finishes the RB currently in 6th place.
(cf) Nemo: "Unlike Clara, I still talk to Asia. So I wanted to make sure this uturn didn't go to waste and help her."
Asia: "What's the problem here?"
Nemo: "These need to go up here and you need a lamb's head from those ladies."
Asia: "Thanks."
Nemo: "No uturns okay?"
Asia: "Even though you have Saten as your partner, Okay."
Nemo: "Ok."
Sarah: "Check?"
Judge: "Good."
Sarah finishes the RB curently in 7th place.
Getsome: "Nice job!"
Briana: "I feel good. My yurt is coming together."
Alex: "Crap. Which rug went here? I need to go check."
Asia: "Almost there."
War: "It's up there."
Micky & Abe find the clue currently in 4th place.
War & Coolguy find the clue currently in 5th place.
Mega: "Are we close?"
Halcy: "I think I see Phil."
Mega & Cloud, you are team number 2.
Cloud: "Yes!"
Mega: "Nice!"
Cloud: "We had a good day today and the momentum will only continue for us."
(cf) Mega: "Look at Cloud go. When we first raced together, she barely had any confidence. And now look at her. It's nice to know she's on my team."
Halcy & Ashley, you are team number 3.
Halcy: "If I didn't know any better, I think Iconic & Brittnee got the express pass."
Ashley: "Honestly, we wanted to make this all girls thing happen but they don't believe anything we tell them and even voted against us."
Halcy: "They lied right to our face so I'm done trying to work with them. I want them OUT!"
Clara: "See anything?"
Nemo: "Up there."
Clara & Nemo find the clue currently in 6th place.
Getsome & Sarah find the clue currently in 7th place.
Getsome: "Been a long leg but we're hanging in there."
Micky & Abe, you are team number 4.
Abe: "Another uturn in the books!"
(cf) Micky: "We survived a uturn and I got past leg 3 this time. I might be getting some hope for us back but it's still too early to tell. There is still time for us to make a bad mistake but for right now I'll take it."
War & Coolguy, you are team number 5.
Coolguy: "I just hope that burn vote was worth it."
War: "If we take out a strong team, it will be. Trust me."
Asia: "Now I'm getting somewhere."
Briana: "I have everything but my head."
Alex: "Why won't this stay up?! Oh! It's because I'm putting this rug in the wrong place. Alright, we're getting it."
Asia: "Check?"
Judge: "Good."
Asia finishes the RB currently in 8th place.
Asia: "If I never see another yurt again it'll be too soon."
Briana: "Asia just got it. I think I saw her get a head from over there."
Alex: "That's the last of the knots. Now I can move on to the bowls."
Clara & Nemo, you are team number 6.
Clara: "Slay!"
Nemo: "We still have some work to do on teamwork but we're learning."
Getsome & Sarah, you are team number 7.
Sarah: "If we're still in the race, it works for me."
Jojo: "Up there!"
Asia & Jojo find the clue currently in 8th place.
Briana: "My head is done. Just need to bring it back."
Alex: "Bowls are good. Check?"
Judge: "No."
Alex: "What?! What's missing?"
Briana: "Check?"
Judge: "Good."
Briana finishes the RB currently in 9th place.
Amy: "YASS! She's still over there."
Alex: "Oh I need a lamb head. Where would that be?"
Asia & Jojo, you are team number 8.
Alex: "The ladies! I need to get my tray!"
Wilted: "RUN! We can stay in this!"
Alex: "Got it. Check?"
Judge: "Yes."
Alex finishes the RB currently in Last place.
Wilted: "We're in last place but anything can still happen."
Briana: "There's the market."
Amy: "Where's the clue?"
Local: "Over there."
Briana: "Thank you."
(cf) Amy: "A man pointed us to a place where cow meat was sold but she didn't have the clue. Then I see Alex & Wilted."
Alex: "They're still here!"
Wilted: "We have to find it before they do."
Alex: "Anyone have a clue?"
Briana: "Shh. I see it up there."
Amy: "Let's go."
Wilted: "Where are they going?"
Alex: "I don't know but we need to follow them."
Briana & Amy find the clue currently in 9th place.
Alex: "It's up here!"
Alex & Wilted find the clue currently in Last place.
Amy: "There's a cab right here!"
Briana: "We want to go here. Fast!"
Alex: "We need a taxi!"
Wilted: "Nothing."
Briana: "Phew. That should keep them busy."
Alex: "I got one."
Wilted: "Take us here fast!"
Alex: "We need something to happen."
Amy: "This cab is slow"
Briana: "Sir, we need to go fast!"
Alex: "That's them!"
Wilted: "Pass that cab!"
Amy: "DO NOT LET THEM PASS YOU! WE'RE RACING THEM!"
Alex: "WE JUST PASSED THEM!"
Wilted: "Full speed ahead!"
Amy: "NAUR! YOU JUST COST US THE RACE!"
Alex: "PHIL!"
Alex & Wilted, you did some nice overtaking and you are team number 9! You are still in the race!
Alex: "Can't take us down like that!"
Wilted: "All these obsessed teams better be scared now cause we're coming for blood."
Alex: "We will win this race if it's the last thing we do."
Amy: "Unbelievable."
Briana & Amy, you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
Amy: "I'm upset. Not because we lost, but because of how we lost. If it wasn't for that pot smoking cab driver, we'd still be in it."
Briana: "And Asia & Jojo. I wish we had stuck with the fast forward because that might have been the difference."
Amy: "We could play a lot back in our heads but I'm happy we got to compete in this championship. You will see me in the future. Trust me on that!"
==Route Markers==
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|-|Pit Start = The order of departure from the Commodore Perry Monument are as follows:
# Halcy & Ashley
# War & Coolguy
# Briana & Amy
# Alex & Wilted
# Iconic & Brittnee
# Getsome & Sarah
# Micky & Abe
# Mega & Cloud
# Clara & Nemo
# Asia & Jojo
|-|Route Info 1 = Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival, they must make their way to Studio. Once there, they will need to wait for further instructions.
|-|U-Turn = At Kazakhfilm Studio, teams would vote for a team to U-Turn, verbally and in front of the other teams. The two teams with the most votes would be U-Turned.
The teams voted as follows:
*Alex & Wilted voted for Micky & Abe both times
*Asia & Jojo voted for Briana & Amy and were Ineligible in the revote
*Briana & Amy voted for Asia & Jojo and were Ineligible in the revote
*Clara & Nemo voted for Alex & Wilted then Briana & Amy in the revote
*Getsome & Sarah voted for Micky & Abe both times
*Halcy & Ashley voted for Asia & Jojo then Micky & Abe in the revote
*Iconic & Brittnee voted for Halcy & Ashley then Briana & Amy in the revote
*Mega & Cloud voted for Alex & Wilted then Briana & Amy in the revote
*Micky & Abe voted for Alex & Wilted and were Ineligible in the revote
*War & Coolguy voted for Briana & Amy then Asia & Jojo in the revote
By a vote of 3-2-2-2-1, Alex & Wilted were U-Turned.
In the revote, by a vote of 3-3-1, Briana & Amy and Micky & Abe were also U-Turned.
Since Alex & Wilted completed the Great Khan's Spy Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Knock Out Guy Detour before continuing.
Since Briana & Amy completed the Knock Out Guy Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Great Khan's Spy Detour before continuing.
Since Micky & Abe completed the Knock Out Guy Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Great Khan's Spy Detour before continuing.
|-|Fast Forward = The Fast Forward instructions were given to teams after finding their clue at Kazakhfilm Studio.
Teams must join in a traditional Kazakh feast at Alasha Restaurant, where they would discover that they must each eat a serving of fat from the rear end of sheep, known as . When both team members finished eating their serving, they would win the Fast Forward. Iconic & Brittnee won the Fast Forward.
|-|Detour =
Choice A: Great Khan's SpyTeams must watch an action sequence, then correctly answer a series of questions regarding the performance to receive their next clue. If they fail to answer every question correctly, they must watch the action sequence again before they are allowed to make another attempt. Only five teams may attempt the task at a time.
Alex & Wilted, Asia & Jojo, and War & Coolguy chose this task.
Choice B: Knock Out GuyTeams must learn a choreographed fight scene consisting of five stunts, then perform the action sequence to the director's satisfaction. Once the director is satisfied with their performance, they may break a clay vase to retrieve their next clue inside. Only five teams may attempt the task at a time.
Briana & Amy, Clara & Nemo, Getsome & Sarah, Halcy & Ashley, Mega & Cloud, and Micky & Abe chose this task.
|-|Route Info 2 = Teams must take a marked van to the Nomad Village in , where they would find their next clue.
|-|Roadblock = "Who wants to feel at home?"
The team member assigned to perform the Roadblock must lead a camel to an empty and use provided materials to set up the interior to match a finished example to a judge's satisfaction to receive their next clue.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Alex & Wilted
*Asia & Jojo
*Briana & Amy
*Clara & Nemo
*Getsome & Sarah
*Halcy & Ashley
*Mega & Cloud
*Micky & Abe
*War & Coolguy
|-|Route Info 3 = Teams must take their van to and search the meat market for their next clue.
|-|Route Info 4 and Pit Stop= Teams must make their way to to check in.
For coming in first place, Iconic & Brittnee won the Express Pass.
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