Smosh: The Movie (2013)/Transcript

*"Smosh: The Movie" if it was made in 2013.
== Cast ==
* Ian Hecox as Ian, Elderly Man, Nerd
* Anthony Padilla as Anthony
== Transcript ==
=== Intro (Scene 1/1) ===
[The "20th Century Fox" intro plays as well as the "Defy Media" intro and the "Awesomeness Films" intro. Then, there is the "Smosh" intro. We hear a nerd's voice offscreen.]
Nerd: "Smosh" has its own movie now? It's probably gonna suck ass.
[We hear Ian's voice shouting.]
Ian: Shut up!
[Cut to: Ian is sleeping on his computer as a "YouTube" video plays.]
Guy In Video: Consider yourselves warned!
[Ian wakes up startled.]
Ian: What?!
[Cut to: Anthony is delivering pizzas. He sees some kids vandalizing his Cheese Mobile. He shoos them away.]
Anthony: Damn it!
[Cut to: Ian is sitting on a toilet watching a fail video on "YouTube" where someone falls off a tree.]
Ian: Jesus Christ!
[Cut to: Anthony is scrubbing the Cheese Mobile while driving and running over almost everything in his path. He almost runs over an elderly man.]
Elderly Man: Hey! Get outta the road, you stupid jackass!
Anthony: Sorry!
[Cut to: Ian is brushing his teeth while watching a video where someone falls off the roof of a shed. Ian laughs.]
Ian: Holy shit! That's funny!
[Cut to: Anthony is driving the Cheese Mobile around the neighborhood.]