Blue's Clues Lost Episode Blue's Suicide

In March of 2003, I was happy. It was spring break for three weeks. My mom, my dad, my older sister and her meathead boyfriend and I went to Tennessee to spend our spring break there. We are going to sleep in a cabin.
When we got to the cabin, it looked nice and awesome. My mom and dad slept downstairs next to my older sister and her boyfriend's room. I slept upstairs which has a bathroom next to me which was amazing.
My mom and dad went to Burger King to get us something eat. As the food came, I ran upstairs to eat in my room. I was looking for a movie to watch, there were 30 VHS tapes with no cases. I found a VHS that no label on the tape and was writing on the bottom. It said "Blue's Clues" on the tape. I was happy that I found a Blue's Clues VHS tape. Cause in my opinion, Blue's Clues is one of the best shows on Nick Jr. along with The Upside Down Show, Little Bear, Max & Ruby, Franklin, LazyTown, Dora the Explorer and Go, Diego Go!
I pop the VHS into the player, the screen was black for about a minute. The Paramount logo came on, as it came on it played the fanfare which was the most amazing I ever saw. The Nick Jr. Logo came on and looked crazy. The Nick and the Jr. were feeling depressed. The Nick put the Jr. on a noose and the Jr. swinging back and forth for like one minute. And the Nick Jr. Face came on. He looked strange and he talked in a sarcastic voice.
"Hi there, Face here. Are you ready to watch Blue's Clues? Great. Let's watch Blue's Clues. Here on Nick Jr." I felt like I want to turn the tape off, but since it was one of my favorite childhood shows it’s not like I can say no. the episode came on. The episode starts slightly differently: First there was no music playing at all. And the little yellow book did not say “Blue's Clues”. Instead it said “Blue”. And there was no one outside. Then the camera zoomed at the door and it opened by itself, as if it was open by a ghost. There was no one at the living room. There's also no one saying hello. The camera pans to the left and showed Blue sitting on a brown desk. She had a sad look on her face. Steve was passing by. 
He looked at the camera. "I don't know what's up with Blue." He shrug and went to his room.
Blue let out a big sigh and a tear streaming down her face. She gripped and grabbed the pencil and started writing on the paper. She began to talk (not barking, but actually talking, as if she was a human being), to the viewers.
"I can't take this anymore! I loved everyone in this house still. The truth is that I can't play Blue's Clues anymore. Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper and Paprika: They make some good food. Mailbox's jokes are funny. And everyone else was always a good friend of mine. And Steve is always fun but nowadays he's dating Miranda. They always go on dates and left me and Magenta behind playing around the house. That's why I'm not playing Blue's Clues anymore. Goodbye!"
Blue held a container that said "Potassium Cyanide". She twisted the lid and dipped her tongue on the potassium and swallowed the whole container. She twitched and jiggled for five seconds. Blue collapsed to the floor, looking at the ceiling. Everyone saw what happened, as they all looked at Blue's dead boy.
The next scene showed a title card saying on "Sunday". They held a funeral for Blue. "Blue was always a good friend. She would stay in dog heaven, because she is cute, funny, and nice." said Steve. Everyone said goodbye to Blue. The coffin went inside the ground. Later Steve puts two blue flowers on the grave. 
The next scene cuts to a time card saying 5 days later. It cuts to Steve reading the newspaper when he heard a knock on the door. It was Miranda. She sat on Steve's lap. "It was sad that Blue died." said Miranda. "Yeah. It was." said Steve.
They were kissing but Mr. Salt came in the scene. "Hey Steve. Mrs. Pepper, Paprika and I are going on vacation. We'll be back for a couple weeks." "Okay." said Steve. And he and Miranda kept on kissing.
The screen stayed black for a while. I was about to eject the VHS until faded to white read three days later. It showed Tickety Tock in the bedroom. She was trying to look for Steve until she noticed some clothes were on the floor. She found some people that were Steve's age. They were men and women outside.
"They looked nude!" screamed Tickety Tock. She found Steve and Miranda talking and kissing. Tickety ended up puking all over the floor and the picture ended with a distorted static and went to pitch black.
The episode ends and there wasn't any end credits on this VHS whatsoever. The VHS came out looking crazy.
I finished my food and then took a nap after watching that episode. "Blues Suicide" was the most nuttiest video I have ever seen in my life.
I was in my room, confused by the experience. I called Traci Paige Johnson and inquired about the incident. "Hello. Can I help you?"  said Ms. Johnson. "Hi. Do you know a Blue's Clues episode called Blue's Suicide?" She paused for a moment. "Yeah, my friends and I made that episode because there was a person who liked suicide and sexual stuff."
"Okay. But I think the episode is strange." I said. But for some reason, there was no answer. "Johnson. Johnson," but still no answer from Mrs. Johnson, until a scary voice was heard. "I killed her! Now I'm going to get you Derek." 
What the hell?!?! I suddenly ran out of the room. I hid inside a large cardboard box so the scary voice won't be looking for me. I did not want whoever killed Ms. Johnson to come and kill me too. 
I just hope that person who killed Ms. Johnson will face some serious time in jail.
Listen, if you ever find a videotape of “Blue’s Suicide”, just don’t watch it.
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