Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax

Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax is a rap battle by Shimario. It features everyone's favorite teddy bear from the Hundred Acre Woods, Winnie the Pooh, rapping against the large, sleepy, roadblocking 'mon from Pokémon, Snorlax.
== Cast ==
Littleflecks as Winnie the Pooh
Shimario as Snorlax
== Lyrics ==
=== Winnie the Pooh: ===
Oh bother..I’m out of Hunny
But it seems that the pathway to Rabbit’s is blocked
Well if I want to restock this thing has to walk off
So I’ll ask this nicely if you'd care to help
Drag your fat arse away or I’ll do it myself
I've heard you had some thick fat but golly, my oh my
Looks like you ate all my hunny if not the entire hive 
But let’s put size aside, you shouldn’t try to fight me
Cause you won’t be the same after this, unlike your shiny
Looks like Tigger's been huffing when I’m hipping and hopping
Take this beat to the bridge, and like a stick I will drop it
the way you’re treated’s like you’re kept in prison, it’s rotten 
Used by trainers, while I live happily with Christopher Robi-
=== Snorlax: ===
*wakes up* Oh, were you talking?
Aren't you that president from China or something?
If i'm honest, I snoozed right through all that mumbling you did
With all the honey on your hands, I thought your punches would stick
You do act pretty kooky though, so what was I expecting?
I bet you practiced for this battle with your own reflection
And who you calling tubby? You barely fit on your pages
Buddy, you take up 50 of the 100 acres
You’d think I’m a pacifist how I find a path and sit
But now I’m flushing Pooh out: Snorlaxitive
When battling this teddy who’s not capable of deep thoughts
I'm not even gonna try, this is just my Sleep Talk
=== Winnie the Pooh: ===
You need a chat with your reflection if you think I'm worthless
You were made just so that your tacky flute could have a purpose
There’s no stopping Pooh, I’m out here taking names like it’s the London Zoo
Why, you should call me Ash with how quickly I'm dropping you
It's like you're representing your company as a whole
Because you’re lazy, greedy, and just can’t seem to evolve
So I’ll ask you once again, please move you big dummy
and make like your pre-vo, STAY AWAY FROM MY HUNNY
=== Snorlax: ===
*wakes back up* Damn, you’re still going? 
Might wanna check your seams cause your fluff's showing
My trainer calls upon me and I’m always there to fight
You only exist inside a child's mind, you Bearacite
My series keeps coming back to me
You released the movie that made Disney scrap 2D
So fuck you and your honey, you can start licking trees
Just ate you and this beat up, now I'm going to sleep