Rocky Lobster vs. the World

Rocky Lobster vs. the World is the 21st episode of The World of SBFW and the ninth episode of season two.
It was released on March 14, 2023, as part of that year's PI Day celebrations.
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins with an Elmo News report. Peter Griffin is sitting at the Elmo News desk.]
Peter Griffin: (talking to someone off-screen) So then I told Lois that they respected me for saying it. Funny story, righ- …what? We're rolling? OH!
[Peter Griffin turns to the camera.]
Peter Griffin: Sorry about that, folks. Peter Griffin here and you're watching Elmo News. This just in…
[Peter scrambles through some papers.]
Peter Griffin: Murders, stabbings, terrorism, boring stuff like that. Oh, here's something interesting! Despite making up only 13% of the–
[Someone from the backstage crew whispers to Peter.]
Peter Griffin: I– what do you mean I can't say that on live television?! Ugh, but where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely? Anyway, here's something for ya. Local pub and restaurant "Luis' Crib" is almost finishing its renovations into an all-new megaplex mall! Reporter Denny is on the scene right now. What can you tell us about the new Crib, Denny?
[Cut to Denny outside the almost-newly-renovated Luis' Crib.]
Denny: Yeah, it's coming. It'll be here in a few minutes.
[Chris-R walks in front of the camera.]
Chris-R: What do you mean "it's coming", Denny?! Where's my Crib?!
Denny: Okay just give me five minutes. Just give me five!
Chris-R: Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes, Denny?! You know what?! I haven't got five fucking minutes!
[Chris-R holds a gun up to Denny's head.]
Chris-R: I'm going to ask you again, Denny. Where's my Crib?
Denny: I don't have anything!
Chris-R: WHERE'S MY CRIB, DENNY?! WHERE'S MY FUCKING CRIB, DENNY?! WHAT'D YOU DO WITH MY FUCKING CRIB?!
Denny: I swear to Arre, it's coming!
Chris-R: WHERE'S MY FUCKING CRIB, DENNY?!
[Johnny and Mark rush in front of the camera and try to disarm Chris-R. Claudette and Lisa appear.]
Lisa: WHAT'S GOING ON AUOYGOIIYTFDGHKEU2YJWVEGHD-
[Cut back to the Elmo News studio. Peter Griffin is staring at the camera in silence.]
Peter Griffin: I, uh… (coughs) I'm sorry about that, folks, it appears that we're having, um… some technical difficul- we're um… we're having a few issues. But don't worry about that, here's a word from our sponsor!
[An ad for Meme World appears.]
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[Cut back to the studio.]
Peter Griffin: Use the code "ELMO" and get a 20% discount on Meme World dildos! Let's check back on Denny, shall we?
[Cut back to Luis' Crib. Denny is lying dead on the floor; cut back.]
Peter Griffin: HAHAHA! What a loser. It looks like he was right though, and the newly-renovated Luis' Crib is finally done! This has been Peter Griffin from Elmo News.
[After a few seconds, Peter begins drinking from a Pawtucket Patriot Ale bottle.]
Peter Griffin: Wait, we're still live?!
[Cut to the newly-renovated Luis' Crib, which now resembles a giant ultramodern mall with a giant golden statue of Squidward's Toilet on the roof. Just above the front door are giant neon letters that read "SBFW CRIB".]
Liz: Wow, it really did take just a few minutes to finish.
Vanessa: I thought it was "Luis' Crib".
Luis: Well yeah, it was… but then all of you guys showed up. This wasn't even The World of SBFW to begin with, it was The World of Luis.
Liz: Seems a bit narcissistic to have an entire world centred around you in my opinion.
Luis: I have a girlfriend.
Liz: :(
Luis: Speaking of, because I actually have a life now, I'm gonna need one of you guys to run this place for me.
[Joel walks over.]
Joel: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I just got finished pumping someone full of lead.
Luis: Yeah, sure, he'll do.
[Luis puts a crown on Joel's head and gives him the keys to the establishment.]
Luis: I'll see you guys in like two months.
[A convertible pulls up with bikini-clad women in it.]
Luis: That's my ride. See ya!
[Luis hops in the car and it drives off. Dan sheds a tear as the car drives away.]
Dan: That'll be me someday, I know it.
Joel: What just happened?
Liz: I think you own the place now.
Joel: Sweet! Wait until Kaelyn hears that I own a mall now!
Liz: Say, we didn't really get to see what they added.
Joel: Oh yeah I guess we didn't.
Liz: So… could you open the mall for us?
Joel: Ok bro.
[Joel opens the mall. We see the interior, which is incredibly well-appointed and grand, full of various shops and areas adhering to the users' interests. A giant map can be seen at the front that reads "Welcome to the SBFW Crib".]
Vanessa: Sweet mother of Conner Malarky, where did they get the money to build this place?
Liz: Cock fighting, I assume.
Existant: A sport Kelpy G can't participate in, for real.
Granite: Well I, for one, think that it's great to know that I was here the day the SBFW Crib came.
[Joel starts reading the map.]
Joel: It says here that we're here in the lobby, which is called… “Hubba Bubba” for some reason…?
Cat Valentine: What's that supposed to mean?
Joel: I have no idea.
CrazySponge: OH MY GOD
[CrazySponge points off into the distance to a Muppets store.]
CrazySponge: IT'S THE MUPPETS STORE!
SpongeBot678: Holy shit! They have the plushies of the whole QAnon gang!
Vanessa: I thought fanon wasn't QAnon.
SpongeBot678: Only on Wednesdays.
Dan: I love QAnon. TRUMP IS GAWD!!!!!! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Pluto: (looking at the map) They even have a synagogue here! That must be for me.
Granite: They WHAT?!
Poy: (looking at the map) Well they better have a– Wow! They DO have a mosque!
Dan: Do we have a church?
Poy: No.
Pluto: Christianity's mid anyway.
Liz: So… what do we do now?
Joel: I don't really care to be honest. Just as long as you don't say slurs or whatever.
CrazySponge: you literally say slurs all the time
Joel: And I’m GREAT at it!
Jess: If anyone needs me, I'm gonna be having lots of Gex at CeX!
Joel: And I'm gonna be having lots of sex at Kaelyn's house! Later, losers.
[Joel walks off.]
Vanessa: I- I thought he was gonna run the place.
Liz: Eh.
SpongeBot678: If anypony needs me I'm probably just gonna cry at my own laptop.
Aaron: I'm gonna go listen to music if anybody cares and/or wants to join in. Please.
SpongeBot678: No one wants to music with you.
Aaron: :(
[Cut to outside the Crib, where there is a huge line of people wanting to get in. Peter Griffin is at the front.]
Bouncer: Name and identification.
Peter Griffin: Peter Griffin, local town funnyman. (gives the bouncer his identification)
Bouncer: Sorry pal, users only.
Peter Griffin: WHAT? B- but there has got to be some way for me to get inside! What will those guys do without funny Family Guy in their lives?
[The bouncer stamps Peter's chest, which reads "BOT".]
Peter Griffin: …B-O-T?
Bouncer: Bot. Congratulations, you're a robot now!
Peter Griffin: Aw sweet! This is better than the time I watched Puss in Boots: The Last Wish!
[Cutaway to Peter in a cinema watching Puss in Boots.]
Peter Griffin: (crying) This film is so good! I can't believe Puss finally accepted his mortality and confronted the physical incarnation of death itself!
[Pan over to Jess sitting next to him.]
Jess: The wolf is hot.
PRIM DISCLAIMER: I did not write that, Jess did, but you really should watch Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. Cinematic masterpiece if I do say so myself. I do not regret shoehorning this advertisement into the episode at all.
[Cut to Peter walking inside the new Crib. Ace is next in line.]
Bouncer: Name and identification.
Ace: Ace, the bluest wolf of them all.
Bouncer: …and your identification?
Ace: I'm not old enough to drive.
Bouncer: Works for me.
[Ace is let inside. Dylan walks up.]
Bouncer: Name and identification?
Dylan: I'm Dylan.
Bouncer: Who?
Dylan: Vishall invited me.
Bouncer: Oh, why didn't you say so?! We stan Vishall! Come inside.
[Dylan walks in. Cletus is next in line.]
Bouncer: Lemme guess, you're with Vishall too?
Cletus: Yeah. Also I hate Chinese people.
[A bunch of cop cars suddenly pull up.]
Police Officer: RACISM POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Cletus: Oh no, not again!
[Cletus is handcuffed and walked over to the backseat of a police car.]
Bouncer: That's the third racist today, and the Crib's only been open for five minutes.
[Next in line is a lobster wearing a "White Lives Matter" t-shirt.]
Bouncer: Name and identification.
Rocky: Rocky Lobster.
Bouncer: Weren't you the one who was kicked out of the other crib for racism and transphobia?
Rocky: Uhh… no?
[Rocky quickly takes off his shirt and smiles at the bouncer.]
Bouncer: Yeah I'm sorry but I can't let you in.
Rocky: Come on. I mean, it has been almost a couple years, and it's been on my mind for so long, just be…
Bouncer: No.
Rocky: (sighs) Can't we just forgive and forget?
Bouncer: No.
Rocky: Come on, I have this-
Bouncer: No.
Rocky: I have this weight on my back.
Bouncer: No.
Rocky: And I have really-
Bouncer: No.
Rocky: -missed coming here.
Bouncer: No. No. You need to leave now.
Rocky: I'm- I'm a better person.
Bouncer: You need to leave now.
Rocky: (heavy sighs) Come on, what?! Come on, dude.
Bouncer: No. You need to leave now.
Rocky: How can you be so heartless? I mean, you're, I mean you're obviously not as mean as one of those trolls I've been dealing with.
Bouncer: You need to leave now.
Rocky: I mean, come on, I mean obviously you have something against me.
Bouncer: Is this a Chris Chan copypasta?
Rocky: Maybe.
Bouncer: You're not coming in here.
Rocky: Drats! Foiled again.
[The bouncer picks Rocky up by his lobster tail and tosses him away into a pile of garbage.]
Bouncer: NEXT!
[Andrew Tate walks up to the bouncer and does the epic child p*rn dance; cut to Rocky sitting in the garbage.]
Rocky: Ugh. I have to get in there somehow.
PoopFan: Why?
Rocky: What are you doing here?
PoopFan: I like rolling around in the garbage.
Rocky: Fair.
PoopFan: I'm like Oscar the Grouch, only not a liberal.
Rocky: Okay?
PoopFan: So why do you have to get in the Crib?
Rocky: Because I like trolling these people and I have nothing better to do.
PoopFan: Ah, that's perfectly fair.
Rocky: I'm glad we agree.
PoopFan: But the only way in is through that bouncer, and he quite clearly doesn't want you in, so… how are you gonna get in?
Rocky: Hmm… what if… I was to purchase a wig and disguise myself as someone different? (chuckles) Delightfully devilish, Rocky.
[Rocky Lobster pulls up outside the mall in his Tesla Cybertruck. He gets out and is dressed as Joe Biden.]
Rocky: Ahem. My fellow Americans, it is I, Joe Biden, the president of the United States of America. As the president, I hereby order that you let me inside this fine establishment you have here.
Bouncer: You’re not on the list.
Rocky: What?! But I’m Joe Biden!
Bouncer: So? You sniff kids.
Rocky: VANESSA SNIFFS KIDS! HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME ANY DIFFERENT?
[Dan steps out of the mall.]
Dan: I KNEW I COULD SMELL A LIBERAL!
Rocky: Wait, please-
[Cut to Rocky laying in the garbage again, this time with various bruises all over his body.]
PoopFan: Epic fail.
Rocky: Shut up. I don’t understand! I spent so much money on that Joe Biden cosplay. He’s the president!
PoopFan: Not the one true president.
Rocky: TRUTH!
PoopFan: Social.
Rocky: Well, they say that if at first you don't succeed, try again.
PoopFan: I live by those words when I am on the toilet.
Rocky: …okay? I just need to disguise myself as something else…
[Rocky Lobster shows up at the mall wearing a wig and a name tag on his chest reading "Alyssa".]
Rocky: Oh, this is perfect! The power of feminism will surely get me inside.
Bouncer: Name and identification?
Rocky: My name’s Alyss- 
[Rocky lets out a violent cough before switching to a crude high-pitched and vaguely feminine voice.]
Rocky: I mean my name’s Alyssa.
Bouncer: Identification?
[Rocky points to the name tag on his chest.]
Bouncer: Never heard of you.
Rocky: Oh, I’m a Jew user- NEW USER! I’M A NEW USER!
Bouncer: Well, you’re not on the list, mate.
Rocky: But- but- I’m a woman! The superior gender!
Bouncer: WOMAN?! YOU’RE A WOMAN?!
Rocky: Was- was that not obvious?
Bouncer: I HATE WOMEN! SECURITY!
Rocky: Aw, come on! There are clearly women inside that mall!
Bouncer: I’m a selective sexist.
Rocky: What do you have against women anyway?!
Bouncer: Women killed my grandma, okay?! Have fun back in the kitchen!
[The security show up and throw Rocky back into the garbage pit.]
PoopFan: I think you need a better disguise.
Rocky: I think you should make like Smosh and SHUT UP!!
PoopFan: Well now, no need to be rude.
Rocky: Aren't you a paedophile?
PoopFan: So?
[The cops show up and throw PoopFan in a police car.]
Rocky: I'd be upset but he was annoying. He was right, though, I need another disguise… (he looks in his wallet) This bit is gonna be the death of me. 
[Cut to Rocky Lobster walking into Trumpers R Us.]
Rocky: Sup gnarly dude, I’m gonna need a costume of our ONE TRUE PRESIDENT quicker than you can say “Biden rigged the election”.
Trumper: One Donnie costume coming right up, gnarly dude.
Rocky: Thanks, gnarly dude.
Trumper: This is going to be the best trade deal in the history of trade deals.
[The American anthem plays as Rocky Lobster approaches the SBFW Crib dressed as our lord and saviour Donald J. Trump.]
Bouncer: What.
Rocky: Greetings fellow citizen. It is I, the ONE TRUE PRESIDENT AND SAVIOUR OF THE NATION, DONALD J. TRUMP!!!!!!!! I wish to get inside this fine establishment, and if you really do support me, you would let me in.
Bouncer: You know, it’s funny actually. Joe Biden was here mere moments ago.
Rocky: WHAT?! That no-good child-sniffing LIBERAL! I almost don’t want to step inside now. Less business for you, I guess.
Bouncer: Well, I mean, I never let him in. Because I'm not a SATANIC MARXIST PEDOPHILE LIBERAL.
Rocky: GREAT NEWS! Good to see there are some sensible people in this world.
Bouncer: TRUTH!
Rocky: Now you’re talking like a real patriot!
Bouncer: Donald-
Rocky: Please, call me Mr. Trump.
Bouncer: Well Mr. Trump, it would be an honour to welcome you into this fine establishment.
Rocky: That is music to my ears. America needs more people like you.
Bouncer: You’ve made my day.
Rocky: That’s what I do.
[The bouncer opens the gate and lets Rocky inside the Crib. He takes off his disguise.]
Rocky: How the fuck did that work.
[I have no idea.]
Rocky: Who the hell are you?
[I dunno honestly.]
Rocky: Ah shit. Now I have schizophrenia.
[Lol loser.]
Rocky: Who you calling a loser?
[You. Do you not have anything better to do than to harass SpongeBob fanfiction writers?]
Rocky: Not really.
[You and Golfpecks make quite a rogues’ gallery.]
Rocky: Thanks. Who’s Golfpecks?
[You'll see. You'll ALL see.]
Rocky: That’s really creepy and ominous. 
[Just go forth and finish this episode.]
Rocky: I don’t have to listen to you.
[But you’re going to, right?]
Rocky: Well, yeah. In fact… (he looks at a watch that he now has) I'd say it's just about time to cause some tomfoolery around this place.
[Cut to Joel walking into the Among Us Sex shop. In case you haven't figured it out already, it's a .]
Joel: Now THAT was some amazing sex with Kaelyn! 
Dan: I bet you were thinking of me the whole time, for real.
Joel: What are you guys up to?
Aaron: We’re just figuring out the order of all the Cloudy fans.
Dan: Cloudy makes me go AWOOGAWOAOEUIFYIOUYTJIYTUOIUHKJKLHUJ!
Aaron: I’m Cloudy fan number one, obviously.
Pluto: But I wanted to be Cloudy fan number one!
Aaron: You’re number two Cloudy fan.
Pluto: Fine.
Dan: FUCK! That makes me number three.
Primitive: Can I be fifth?
Dan: Cloudy fan number four is still open.
Primitive: I wanna be fifth though. I hate the number four.
[Liz walks in]
Liz: Hey gu–
Dan: Looks like we've found our fourth.
Liz: Eh, I'm not complaining.
Joel: You guys are massive fraggles.
[CrazySponge bursts in.]
CrazySponge: HOLY CRAP!
Aaron: Is Prince Phillip dead again?
CrazySponge: haha, i wish. actually donald trumps here.
Dan: AW9IPO[PPIOUGYUIOPUGYHJIOUGYHIJOJHGUJHKLJHGBJKL;GFCBNKLJHG
Liz: It was just about time a prominent figure found out about us.
Joel: I guess we should try to be professional, then.
[The Among Us Sex store begins to close.]
Dan: (saluting where the store once was) Farewell, old chum. We’ll meet again some day.
Primitive: Where is he anyway?
Pluto: It'll take AGES to find him knowing how big this place is.
Dan: Don't worry, fellas. I'm such a strong supporter I can simply use my Trump senses to find out where he is.
[Dan tunes into his Trump senses and tries to detect Trump.]
Dan: It’s… heh, just taking a second.
[Dan keeps trying to detect him.]
Dan: Almost there, I swear.
[Dan keeps straining before suddenly letting out a huge sigh.]
Dan: I… can’t find him?
Liz: I thought you were the biggest Trump fan there was.
Dan: I guess I must be slacking, sorry guys. Either that or CrazySponge is full of shit.
CrazySponge: hey, have i lied before?
All: Yes.
CrazySponge: well i SWEAR i saw him, i even snapped a picture of him for you guys to see
[CrazySponge takes out his phone, scrolls past a plethora of Jamie photos, and shows the others a picture of Rocky in a Trump costume.]
Dan: …Aidan?
CrazySponge: yuh?
[Dan points to the picture of Rocky.]
Dan: What the flying fuck is this?
CrazySponge: it’s our lord and saviour donald j. trump!
Dan: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THE GREAT ALMIGHTY DONALD J. TRUMP?!
CrazySponge: does it not look like him?
Dan: NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
CrazySponge: well it looks like him to me
Dan: That’s because you’re a LIBERAL!
Pluto: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that looks like a lobster.
Aaron: Uh Oh .
Primitive: MEOWCH!
Liz: I think there's an impostor on the premises.
Dan: My Trump tingle has never failed me before. I KNOW there’s an impostor on the premises.
Aaron: So how do we get him?
[Everyone turns to Joel.]
Joel: …why the fuck are you looking at me?
Aaron: You’re running this place, are you not?
Joel: Oh, right. Well… um, I’m gonna go have more sex with Kaelyn. Bye-ee!
[Joel runs off.]
Liz: Nice of him to help like that.
Dan: Right, THAT’S IT! No one poses as my scrunkly Trumpy like that! I’m taking charge of this operation! We just need to find out where he is.
Primitive: Shame we can’t use Joel’s racism senses.
Pluto: Well, where is he, then?
[The camera pans to Rocky standing beside the group.]
Pluto: Ah.
Dan: (pointing at Rocky) YOU!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IMPERSONATE THE ONE TRUE PRESIDENT SOUL OF THE NATION SAVIOR OF THE UNITED STATES DONALD J. MOTHERFUCKIN' TRUMP AND GET AWAY WITH IT?!?!
Rocky: Yuh. That's not all though, this is what you get for what happened all those years ago!
[Rocky places down a bomb and lights it. Everyone stares at it. It takes a comically long time to activate.]
Aaron: …what's that?
Rocky: A bomb, duh.
Muscle Man: oh no bro
Pluto: Wait, so do you think we're gonna stand here and let ourselves get blown up?
Rocky: Pretty much, yeah. I’m on a fanon wiki, I can do whatever the fuck I wa-
[CrazySponge blows the fuse out.]
Rocky: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
CrazySponge: ive been blown up one too many times this week alone, im not letting myself die again
Rocky: Man, you guys are insufferable. You're full of racists and child groomers and you won't even let me get back at you!
Aaron: How are we the racist ones? I mean, besides Joel and CrazySponge and- the point is, you’ve said the N word more than any of us.
Rocky: Well yeah. I’m black, I have the pass.
[Close-up of Rocky’s skin. It is whiter than a ghost.]
Dan: Right…
Aaron: White…
Rocky: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!
[Rocky begins to dash away. The rest of the users chase him through the mall.]
Dan: AFTER THAT LIBERAL LOBSTER!!!!!!!
Liz: This mall is huge, but I must say, it's perfectly suited for a chase scene.
Dan: SHUT UP YOU COMMIE!!!!!
[As they round a corner, they meet another Among Us sex shop. They continue the chase, except for CrazySponge, who looks at the items.]
CrazySponge: HOLY CRAP!! THERE’S ANOTHER AMONG US SEX SHOP!
Dan: AMONG US SEX SHOP?! THERE’S NO TIME, MAN!
[Dan grabs CrazySponge and continues the chase. They all run through the Muppets store and Rocky, now adorned with Muppet merchandise, begins throwing Muppet plushies at the users.]
Super Grover plush: Super Grover says the coronavirus is fake!!
Dan: Shut up, Super Grover!
Super Grover plush: MAP lives matter!
[They run into the economy section. Rocky begins throwing various dollar bills and gold bars.]
CrazySponge: AWESOME! EVEN MORE MONEY FOR MY EMPIRE!!
Liz: To pay your workers, right?
CrazySponge: well…
[A golden bar lands on CrazySponge's head, knocking him out.]
Rocky: Huh. Apparently money can solve all your problems.
[Rocky picks up more gold bars and starts chucking them at the group, who frantically try to dodge them. Rocky and the group make it out of the economy section and enter the mosque. Everyone suddenly stops running and takes off their shoes as they tip-toe through the mosque. They all make it to the exit, put their shoes back on and the chase resumes.]
Aaron: By the way, do we actually have a plan or are we just chasing the lobster until he runs out of breath?
Dan: I don't know, I never thought I'd make it this far.
[The group chase Rocky through the Greg Pregnant store.]
Liz: I’m not even gonna-
Dan: MMMMMMM!!!!!! Daddy likey!
Liz: No.
[They eventually make it to the dregs, where we can see the stage for the 10th Square Logo Awards, and they all eventually make it to a dead end.]
Rocky: …shit.
Dan: NOWHERE TO RUN NOW, YOU LIBERAL!
Rocky: Wh- What are you gonna do to me?! Beat me up?! Exile me from The World of SBFW?!
[Aaron takes out a fork and knife.]
Aaron: I'm in the mood for seafood, for real.
Rocky: NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
Liz: Are we really gonna let Aaron vore him?
Dan: I have no problem with it.
Rocky: Come on, please, have mercy on me!! The last thing I want is to be eaten by some deranged re–
[Aaron takes the lobster and vores him alive. His stomach is bloated and he burps out a KKK mask.]
Aaron: augh I'm so full
[Suddenly, Luis walks in.]
Luis: Aight, I’m back from- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
Aaron: Aurora borealis?!
Luis: AURORA BOREALIS?! AT THIS TIME OF- you vored Rocky, didn’t you?
Aaron: And what about it?
Luis: I ain’t got time for this shit.
[Luis walks back out again.]
Liz: Let’s never speak of this again.
Aaron: Why not?
Rocky: (inside Aaron’s stomach) Why?! Why is this happening to me?! You’re tearing me apart, Aaron!!
Aaron: Hush up. You’ll be fine, and also on the next plane out of here within six to eight hours. Might wanna use some deodorant though.
Rocky: (inside Aaron's stomach) RUH-ROH!!
Primitive: Now that's a fate worse than death.
Dan: I dunno, I think it's kinda hot.
Liz: DAN!!!!!
Dan: Are we up for going back to the Among Us Sex Shop and lusting over Cloudy for an hour?
Aaron: That’s fine by me.
Primitive: Yeah, sure.
Liz: As long as it isn’t vore.
Joel: I am also in this scene.
Aaron: Oh hi Joel.
[Cut to the main lobby, or "hubba-bubba", where all the users are lounging and relaxing after a long and fateful day.]
Dan: Well all’s well that end’s well, right?
Liz: Aaron vored Rocky.
Aaron: Are we really still on that?
Liz: We ended the last episode with fart inflation, I don’t want this episode to end on the same note.
Joel: How do you want it to end then?
Liz: Well an apology would be nice.
Aaron: I’m not apologizing for anything.
Primitive: It isn’t even your fault, that furry Jess and I wrote this episode.
Jess: I AM NOT A FURRY!
[Everyone points and laughs at Jess.]
Liz: That is such a furry thing to say!
[The group carries on laughing. The camera pans out of the mall, and out of The World of SBFW planet as a whole, and we see Kirkburn spying on the group with an obnoxiously oversized telescope. Fade to black.]
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