History of Schlung

Schlung has had a very long and detailed history. There were dozens of events that helped shape the planet into what it is now, and this article contains every single major event that the world has had.
== History ==
=== The Arrival ===
=== Rise of Elmotopia ===
=== Bubbiasia Expansion ===
=== Rise of Finnesota ===
=== Discovery of The Second Continent ===
=== The New Map ===
=== The Silly Button ===
The Silly Button was a button owned by Worldcorp, located in South Elmo City, Elmotopia. The button's main function was to destroy all of society if pressed. One day, Elmo broke into the room containing the button, and pressed it. The button did exactly what it was supposed to and completely destroyed all civilization in Schlung. 
=== Death of Sneedville ===
=== Discovery of The Third Continent ===
=== The Country Purge ===
=== The Wacky Button (in progress) ===