Magma

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
EB: I’m cutting right to the chase. It was a 2 - 1 vote, and I have been waiting to say this literally forever. Squilliam, you have been evicted.
Squilliam: THIS IS BS! BAGSNIZZLE!
Steve: That made no sense.
(Squilliam walks out onto the stage)
EB: So final four, I feel like I should say your names. 
Steve: Here we have the final four of the second season of Evicted! They are as follows: Plankton, Squidina, Poopla, and Amaya.
Amaya: Yeah that’s right!
EB: I wanted to say that!
Steve: Well I did.
EB: Okay, So for today’s challenge since you guys are the most intense people I know, we are literally dropping you into a volcano to see if you can escape.
Steve: First person to escape wins!
Squidina: Wait the contract you had us sign prevented deadly things like this right?
EB: You mean the contract that I wrote in literal squiggles? Yeah, sure.
(A few minutes later the contestants load a helicopter and fly over a volcano)
Steve: We’re dropping you here, good luck! 
Plankton: Do we at least get parachutes?
Steve: Nope!
(EB pushes Plankton out of the helicopter)
Amaya: I value life and my kids.
EB: Wait how old are you?
Amaya: Doesn’t matter.
(Amaya jumps out of the helicopter) 
Steve: Well who’s next?
Poopla: I am. Just in case I die, please save my toilet.
EB: Mmmmmk then.
Poopla: Just kidding, I bail!
(Poopla turns to run back into the helicopter, but is pushed out backwards by Steve)
Squidina: Yeah I’m just gonna go.
(Squidina jumps out of the helicopter, and lands on the same platform everyone else landed on)
Poopla: Now they totally didn’t copy this challenge from anywhere else. 
Amaya: How do we even get out?
Plankton: Maybe it’s another stupid jumping thing.
Squidina: I’m gonna climb.
(Squidina tries to climb up the walls but fails)
Amaya: Ooh I know! 
(Amaya breaks part of the platform away and jumps on it, but flowing lava starts slowly moving her away from the group towards a flaming pit of magma)
Amaya: OH SHIT I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THIS!
Poopla: Did you say shit?
(Poopla jumps super high and then slams towards the platform for no reason)
Plankton: What was that?
Poopla: No idea.
(Poopla falls asleep)
Squidina: Plankton, got any ideas?
Plankton: If you help me, I totally won’t put you up for eviction! 
Squidina: Okay!
(Squidina throws Plankton up onto a tiny ledge near the top of the volcano)
Plankton: Okay now you stay there, and I’ll escape!
(Amaya’s platform is slowly moving towards the magma)
Amaya: Ahhhhh! Guys please help!
Poopla: Don’t worry, I’ll save you!
(Poopla falls back asleep)
Amaya: Oh no.
Squidina: Amaya, grab onto my leg!
(Squidina extends a leg to Amaya, and she grabs it)
Amaya: Thank you!
(Amaya starts coming back as Plankton slowly inches toward the top of the volcano)
Plankton: YOU FOOLS! I’VE WON IT NOW!
(Plankton slips and falls back to the ledge he started at)
Plankton: Ah man!
Squidina: Yeah, that’s right!
(Poopla wakes up)
Poopla: Hey guys, I just had this weird dream that we were all dropped into a volcano against our will an- 
(Poopla looks around and falls back asleep)
Amaya: Okay, he’s out. 
Plankton: Me too!
(Plankton escapes the volcano, and EB and Steve arrive via helicopter)
EB: Plankton, you have won immunity into the final three. Also, you’re the nominator.
(Camera cuts to around the table)
Plankton: It was a hard decision, NOT. Poopla, you’re my first nominee. You’re so annoying and it seems like all you think about is poo!
Poopla: DO NOT! 
Plankton: Now for my second nomination. Squidina, I lied when I said I wasn’t gonna put you up for eviction. You are my biggest threat right now, I want you gone.
Squidina: Wow, thanks. 
EB: Well guys, go vote out either Poopla or Squidina!
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