Sextus

Sextus is the 12 year old ward of Cornelius. His mother is dead, and his dad is off at war so he is temporarily being raised by Gaius Cornelius Calvus and Aurelia. He is friends with Marcus but is disliked by Cornelia and Davus (for good reason) because they consider him annoying and, in the latter's case, is an interference to his work, sometimes making more work for Davus. He lived in Pompeii before the city, along with his mother, which was destroyed by an eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD.
== Biography ==
=== Living in Pompeii ===
Before its major L by an eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 ADPompeii was destroyed by an eruption of Mount Vesuvius a year before Ecce Romani I is set according to the opening to Ecce Romani 1, which is 80 AD according to the opening to Ecce Romani I., Sextus lived in 𐌐𐌖𐌌𐌐𐌄 with his mommy and his daddy. His mother kicked the ancient roman bucket in the eruption, and his dad was sent to serve as a soldier in Asia Minor later, and put Sextus in the care of his friend, Gaius Cornelius.Roman Life I of the fourth edition of Ecce Romani I.
=== Playing in the garden ===
In 80 ADEcce Romani I is set in 80 AD according to the opening to Ecce Romani I., Sextus was 12 , and Davus was working in the garden of the Cornelii estate, while Sextus and Marcus were shouting and running in the it, which made Davus mad. Suddenly, a statue fell into the fishpond, which Marcus and Sextus laughed their asses off about. Davus shouted at them and angrily ran toward the fishpond while they ran out of the garden. Davus then moaned.Chapter III of the fourth edition of Ecce Romani I. Davus has a raging spite for the mistake that was sextus, as a reasonable man should.
===Annoying Cornelia===
One day, Cornelia was sleeping under a tree and Sextus saw her and thought it was just the perfect time to do something stupid, but with Sextus, when is it not? He climbed up the tree shouted loudly, which Cornelia heard and then she got scared. Marcus ran toward the tree and shouted for Sextus to climb down. Sextus replied by asking why Marcus wasn't climbing the tree, and saying that he, Sextus, the almighty force of evil and forebearer of Satan himself, was afraid of nothing. Marcus replied telling Sextus to be careful and that the branch he was sitting on was weak, and then Sextus fell down. Marcus and Cornelia laughed at his misfortune.Chapter IV of the fourth edition of Ecce Romani I.
=== Cornelia and Flavia are frightened by a wolf ===
One hot summer day, Cornelia and Flavia were gaily (use as you may) and romanly sitting under a tree (like most Romans do in their spare time) near a river because it was a hot day. After sitting down, Flavia and Cornelia got into a lover's quarrel about which one of Cornelia's brothers was the braver.
and then they saw a wolf. They were so scared they almost pissed their tunicas. They yelled for help from the two big strong testosterone men Marcus and Sextus because they are but feeble small women uncapable of defending themselves. Eventually Marcus and Sextus arrived and Sextus did piss his tunica and ran up a tree like a cat because he was really scared. Marcus however grabbed a stick and chased off the wolf with that.
One thing we learned from the above experience is that a 12 year old boy is not brave. He's really stupid and dumb. This differs from grant. 
Google translate this to Latin: Non sumus alieni ad amorem
Tu nosti praecepta et facio.
A plena commitment est quod cogito
Non hoc ex alio guy
Ego iustus volo tibi dicere quam ego sum Sententia
Redditus est facere intellegis
Non te deseram
Numquam amet te descendit
Numquam agnus discurrere ac deseram
Numquam agnus te clamare
Numquam agnus vale dicere
Numquam agnus dicere mendacium et nocuerunt tibi
Nos tam diu notum inter se
Cor dolet tuum, sed timidus es dicere.
Intus ambo novimus quid agatur.
Scimus ludum et sumus agnus ludere
Et si quaeris quomodo ego sum?
Ne dicas te nimium caecum videre
Non te deseram
Numquam amet te descendit
Numquam agnus discurrere ac deseram
Numquam agnus te clamare
Numquam agnus vale dicere
Numquam agnus dicere mendacium et nocuerunt tibi
Non te deseram
Numquam amet te descendit
Numquam agnus discurrere ac deseram
Numquam agnus te clamare
Numquam agnus vale dicere
Numquam agnus dicere mendacium et nocuerunt tibi
Nos tam diu notum inter se
Cor dolet tuum, sed nimium timidus es dicere (hoc dicere)
Intus ambo novimus quid agatur.
Scimus ludum et sumus agnus ludere
Ego iustus volo tibi dicere quam ego sum Sententia
Redditus est facere intellegis
Non te deseram
Numquam amet te descendit
Numquam agnus discurrere ac deseram
Numquam agnus te clamare
Numquam agnus vale dicere
Numquam agnus dicere mendacium et nocuerunt tibi
Non te deseram
Numquam amet te descendit
Numquam agnus discurrere ac deseram
Numquam agnus te clamare
Numquam agnus vale dicere
Numquam agnus dicere mendacium et nocuerunt tibi
Non te deseram
Numquam amet te descendit
Numquam agnus discurrere ac deseram
Numquam agnus te clamare
Numquam agnus vale dicere
Numquam agnus dicere mendacium et nocuerunt tibi
The story never states that Sextus gets down from the tree, so we can conclude that the rest of the story is Sextus being a little coward and the rest of the cast imagining him dying a gruesome death.
=== A messenger arrives ===
One day, while Gaius Cornelius Calvus was sitting alone in the Cornelii house because he wanted to write several letters because he is a nerd, Sextus, Marcus, and Cornelia were wandering in the fields and watching slaves work because what else is there to do for three rich kids in the middle of the day? And then the mailman, possibly Sextus's real father if not Satan himself, came to deliver a message. Cornelius got mail! Marcus explained that he was in the house and led him there.
Cornelius discovered the letter said the emporer wanted all of his senators in Rome. This excited Sextus because wanted to visit Rome, perhaps to aid in the Great Fire of Rome and stand on a building maniacally laughing, but that had happened 16 years ago. It disappointed Cornelia because Flavia, Cornelia's girlfriend, could not come with them.Chapter VII of the fourth edition of Ecce Romani I. A true trouble in rich lesbian paradise. Nah WTH?. 
=== Departing for Rome ===
Early in the day, Aurelia, like the white supremasist she is, got angry at some slaves for sitting down. She then tried to wake up Marcus, and him being an emo gay teenager, refused. She woke up Sextus and he gladly got his ass into clothes ASAP.💀 
Sextus put on a toga praetexta because roman boys wear toga praetextas when they are in Rome because toga praetexta. He saw Geta man handling his suitcase and got mad at him because his expensive Gucci Chanel Dior Louis Voitton Suitcase was the absouloute most treasure-ful thing in his life, even more so than his Marcus and his 
Afterward, the Cornelii's carriage was traveling along the Appian Way toward Nazareth. Because Cornelius wanted to reach Rome in three days, Syrus was working his badussy off beating them with a stick. Sextus was sitting with Syrus and being a pest while Marcus was annoying Cornelia with his foot while she was trying to sleep. Suddenly, Sextus yelled to Marcus that there was a charioteer. Marcus loudly responded that Sextus was an idiot, which is true, and that it was not a charioteer but a courier because Marcus is a nerd.
Sextus then started screaming stuff like "NERD ALERT!",true "SUSSY BAKKA!"true, "YOU GET NO BITCHES!"VERY true. "FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!", and so on in his high pitched pissed off 12 year old boy voice, which caused Syrus to drive the carrige into a ditch because he was tired of this godforsaken family. 
Then the raeda in fossa est for like four million chapters. While the carriage was going along the road, Aurelia and Cornelia were watching peasants working in the fields, as rich women do, and Marcus and Sextus were watching all of the carriages traveling along the road. Later
== Traits ==
Annoying motherless son of a bitch (perceived by Cornelia, and Davus)
Scared of death. He's so aware of his own mortality, how fragile a life he lives. The gods, they are strong, they do not die. But Sextus is just a boy. Boys die. We all die. The gods die. They've been dead. There is only us, so small, so alone. Our bones break, and we wrap them in bandages and pray they do not heal wrong. Our skin bleeds, so much blood, we drown in it. We drown. Yet we test our luck with water, we dance in it, we bathe in it, we fill ourselves with it. And as the sands of time ripple through the hourglass of our brittle world, lines fill our faces, and dots spot our skin until we result to the dust we started as. The gods die. We are not gods. But if I die, I shall do it dancing in all that can hurt me, for I am not a god. I am a human with broken bones and bleeding skin and and quickly-filling lungs. I shall welcome my mortality with open, broken arms. The gods are long dead, and I am no god. But Sextus certainly is. He's still afraid of everything though. 
== Relationships ==
=== Cornelia ===
Cornelia is Sextus's adopted sis, who dislikes him because he is annoying and stupid and annoying.
=== Davus ===
Davus is Gaius Cornelius's slave, and he dislikes Sextus because he is a little bitch boy rich kid. 
=== Marcus ===
Marcus and Sextus are not friends, but deep lovers. They often can be found in the villa playing the hit game Among Us together in Marcus' room. 
=== Sextus's mother ===
Sextus's mother is the deceased mother of Sextus.Chapter XVI of the fourth edition of Ecce Romani I. She got absolutely laid out by a volcano and died. Major L. She got Clapped.
===Sextus's father===
Sextus's Father is epic and trapped sexy Tus in Africa for some time.
===grant===
grant is a gamer and Sextus loves gamers after meeting in New York, Sextus tries to trick grant into coming to Africa. 
=== Aaron Gee ===
Aaron Gee was just chill with Sextus they cool 
=== Mason Mastrodicasa ===
Mason Mastrodicasa is homosexual (parents too) but like in a cool way Mason is the supreme authority on all things Latin and is better than Grant because grant is stupid asf and is also better than william seaton. His birthday is September 23rd (the same as ceasar agustus( on god it is)) so he is super cool. He uttered the greatest proclamation of all time one tuesday afternoon: "grant is unfunny asf"
== The power arc ==
After a nice day of playing Among Us, Jesus Christ gets sent to another dimension, forever changing Sextus's life. He travels to the dark dimension and meets Boe Jiden. After Boe Jiden beats him up in an epic anime battle, Sextus is left there in the darkness. After the memory of Jesus Christ comes back to him, he gets up from the beating. He ends up meeting Bob (short for Bobama) who is the dark universe version of Obama, he points Sextus to the infinite stairway where he see Boe Jiden again. The story has yet to be continued.
== Zikzok ==
zikzok was made by a descendent of sextus named Anton and David who was also a descendent. They used their knowledge of god the universe and schizophrenia to make zikzok using the ingenuous hunimal system. Which was inspired by grants image.
== References ==
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