Oligopoly! (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Milo and Papaya Extraordinary Suits
Factory of Fun Plays
Milo: "If you wanna come in our factory of fun
You can get power suits from the number one!"
Papaya: "If you want to solve every problem you need
You can shoot ice balls or slide with such speed!"
Lana: "You protect and throw endless hammers
And you can fly then slam her!"
Song Ends
Dahlia: "Hey! Why didn't I get a line?"
Milo: "Sorry! The Grass Land theme from the Mario Bros 3 play is too short!"
Dahlia: "Oh."
Cut to Heads and Skyler’s Wispons
Heads: “I can’t think of a cool song for this place.”
Skyler: “Me neither. What should we call the song? Will O Wisp?”
Bomber: “Hey! May I help you guys? I am the Grade 3 representative!”
Heads: “Sure, why not?”
Hazel: “My bees can help too!”
Heads: “How about bring all the presidents and representatives?”
Hazel: “Hey, Mia Rose! Purple hedgehog girl, can you please help make the Hover Wispons?”
Mia: she runs to Hazel and does a salute “Aye aye, bee captain even though my parents are superior to yours!”
Hazel: she gets burnt “Hey! I thought only Ava can roast!”
Mia: “Sorry! I think you need to go to the hospital while the bees keep making the builder bots.”
Hazel: “I can still fly. My wings aren’t burnt. It’s just the rest of my body is.” she flies to the hospital
Mia: “That was a weird occurrence! Anyways…” she helps the crew create Hover Wispons
Multiple Soldiers from Tails’ army buy from the Wispon store
Umbra: “Wait, is that Tails’ army members?”
Whir: “At least we got profit. Not that we needed to spend much for the Wispons.”
Knot: “By the way, where is Sasha?”
Cut to Milo and Papaya Extraordinary Suits
Milo and Papaya: “Where’s Mark when we need him?”
A split screen scene shows Sasha and Mark going to their enemies’ bases
The Acorn Castle scene takes up the entire screen
Sasha: “Why has Tails been so quiet all of a sudden? Why is it always Acorn Castle now?”
Many soldiers point their Wispons at Sasha
Sasha: “Whoa! What is wrong with you?”
Tails: “Sasha the Porcupine!”
Sasha: “Whatever.” she uses Crimson Eagle + Green Hover and shoots eagle shaped shots at an extremely high rate of speed “I’m not an eagle or an albatross! I’m a hole in one!”
Tails: “But if it was a Par-3 hole, then albatross would not exist, and an eagle would mean a hole in one.”
Sasha: “That’s correct.”
Peach’s Castle
Mark: “Where are you, Peach?”
Toads: “It’s Mark! Get him!” they run after Mark
Mark: he jumps on the toads and kicks the others
Peach: “I am jealous that they are all faster than I am, but remember, I can float.”
Mark: “Peach?”
Peach: “To take down Bowser’s Kingdom, I took some seeds from the Golden Dragon Fruits and used them to grow Gold Flowers so that I can successfully destroy the castle! Also the Dragon Fruits themselves are good explosives.”
Mark: he throws hammers at Peach
Mario: he grabs the hammers and throws them at Mark
Mark: he hides under the helmet
Mario: “Mama mia!”
Peach: she tries jumping on Mark but it did nothing
Mark: he uses the Penguin Suit and shoots ice balls at Peach and slides towards Mario
Mario: he jumps on Mark
Mark: he gets a Propeller Mushroom
Milo and Papaya Extraordinary Suits
Paul and Pamela: they put Super Leaves in the Tanooki Suits and add some Medusa skins too
Aliens arrive near the factory
Milo: “What are you here for?”
Aliens: “Weapons! We need your suits now! We are abandoning our weapons! Your power suits are the greatest weapons in the galaxy!”
Heads and Skyler’s Wispons
Other aliens arrive near the factory
Heads: “What the- why are you here?”
Aliens: “Your weapons are great! We are all sure the galaxy’s weapon industry is an oligopoly, but you may as well dominate that industry!”
Skyler: “Buy as many as you want!”
The Aliens pay them with their currencies
Heads: “A diamond, dirt from Planet Popstar, an alien skin… AN ALIEN SKIN? Whose currency would be their skin? Can we please agree with a single unit of currency?”
Aliens: “At least we got our weapons.”
Whir: “I think we just dominated the galaxy’s weapon industry.”
More aliens come to both worlds
Acorn Castle
Sasha: “Hmm… I wonder what Bomb + Laser does.” she uses Bomb + Laser and shoots multiple lasers that pierce through enemies and every hit causes an explosion and then uses Hover + Laser and shoots piercing lasers at a very quick rate
Tails: “She’s doing too well! My army members, get your mirrors!”
The army members pull out their mirrors and reflect the laser shots
Sasha: she uses Rhythm + Burst and charges an attack before shooting multiple ricocheting notes
The army members were hit by the Rhythm + Burst projectiles
Sasha: she becomes visible again and uses Burst + Cube and freezes multiple army members into cubes
Sally: “Yikes! This girl is powerful!”
Tails: “She’s having too much fun.”
Cream: she presses the button that activates the Frostbite Laser Cannon that affects Eggmanland
Sasha: she uses Rocket + Burst and shoots multiple fiery projectiles everywhere, even stopping the Frostbite Laser’s projectile
Tails: “Darn it! That was too serendipitous for her!”
Cream: “Tails, remember, shoot it when she uses any non-Burst combination.”
The aliens arrive at Acorn Castle and destroy the Frostbite Laser Cannon
Cream: “Where did THEY come from?”
Tails: “I don’t know!”
Sasha: “Is that Amy Rose?”
The colors get washed off and show a wooden hammer
Sasha: “Amy, is that a wooden hammer?”
The suit is removed and it reveals King Dedede
Sasha: “A PENGUIN? Where did you come from?”
King Dedede: “Planet Popstar. Heard your weapons took over the galaxy’s weapon industry.”
Kirby: he inhales multiple army members and shoots them at others
Sasha: “Well, that pink guy is a better weapon.”
Tails: “He’s a creature!”
Peach’s Castle
Aliens with helmets attack the toads
Meta Knight: “Taking over Bowser’s Kingdom will make sure threats in this land will be defeated.”
Peach: “But Wario is a bad guy!”
Meta Knight: “What does he do?”
Peach: “Nothing heinous, but he does steal a lot.”
Meta Knight: “Milo and Papaya are threats, then, because they told me that Wario is the good guy. Sorry, Princess Peach.”
Peach: “Don’t kill them! They were just overly sympathetic towards Wario!”
Meta Knight: “Then I’ll teach them a lesson. You, me, fight now, Mark. Here, grab a sword.” he gives Mark a sword
Mark: he gets the sword
Meta Knight won
Acorn Castle
King Dedede: “I’m sure that the Eggman Empire needs a new ruler!”
Sasha: “Gotta go! I think Mark is in trouble!” she enters to Prower Subterranean’s portal and goes to Mario’s World, specifically in the Mushroom Kingdom
Kirby: he inhales Tails and Sally and shoots them out of Acorn Castle
Tails and Sally: “We’ll get you next time, Sasha the Porcupine!”
Peach’s Castle
Meta Knight: “Let this be a lesson to not let someone-“
Sasha: she used Spikes + Lightning to slice Meta Knight’s mask
Meta Knight: “Good back attack.”
Sasha: she sliced Meta Knight’s sword
Meta Knight: “How did you beat the Galaxia? Well, I guess you do own a weapon from one of the biggest weapon franchises in the galaxy’s weapon industry. I accept defeat.”
Sasha: “Go back to your home planet or go to Mobius and buy the Wispons. They are superior to Milo and Papaya’s Extraordinary Suits!”
Susan: she runs to Peach’s Castle holding a Spike Wispon and a Hover Wispon “Here, Meta Knight! You want a sword? And one that shoots laser beams at that? Get some Mother Wisp Hyper-go-on that’s Pink or Green to activate that ability.”
Meta Knight: “Do you have any others? I want to become even stronger so that I can take down even more threats.”
Susan: “Here’s a Lightning Wispon! You need Ivory Hyper-go-on from the Mother Wisp.”
Meta Knight: “What are its benefits over the last one?”
Susan: “It’s long and it can cut through much more.”
Meta Knight: “I guess it can work. Thanks.”
Susan: “You’re welcome! Planet Popstar might call for help from you, so use these weapons.”
Kirby and King Dedede: they ride a Warp Star and get Meta Knight so that they can arrive back at Planet Popstar
Susan: “Who are the other aliens? We will never know, but congratulations to Milo, Papaya, Heads, and Skyler for dominating the galaxy’s weapon industry!”
Milo and Papaya: they arrive at the castle
Heads and Skyler: they arrive at the castle “We’re not having a rivalry. We actually want to work together to provide the galaxy with the weapons they need.”
Milo and Papaya: “Let’s work together! Together-“
Whir: “We can show the world what we can do! You are next to me and I am next to you! Pushing on through until the battle’s won!”
Knot: “You are next to me and you are next to you! Into each other we put our trust! Standing united after the fight is won!” he fist bumps Whir
Susan: “Wow! That oddly fits the situation we are in now!”
Milo and Papaya: “And please convince everyone we are not having a rivalry with each other, but rather helping each other deliver the power-ups the galaxy needs.”
Susan: “I am not some galactic traveler.”
Heads: “Hey! Dad is smart enough to do that!”
Prower Corps
Heads: he flies to Tails “Dad! Please deliver the message to the galaxy that I and Skyler aren’t competing with Milo and Papaya for better weapons!”
Tails: “That’s rare! Especially when you took over the galaxy’s weapon industry! Having a partnership instead of a rivalry is going to benefit both businesses in the partnership!”
Heads: “Send the message, please.”
Tails: “Sure!” he goes to his spaceship and delivers the message that Heads and Skyler’s Wispons and Milo and Papaya’s Extraordinary Suits are not rivals to every planet
Heads: “I may seem like I hate you, Dad, but I do need you in my life.”
The End!
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