Farttran

Farttran is a Fortran clone who likes to pass gas. This is because he eats too much dietary fiber, and he farts every few minutes. His farts spread fast, and are smelly enough to knock out Megaroto, the colossal, 1950-pound Yoshi. His farts can also kill anything less than half his size (which is 10 feet and 300 pounds). His farts can also ignite and even explode. In fact, he had to have his butt replaced with the Iron Butt so he could repair his rectum.
Category:Dumb Weegees
Category:Fortran Clones
Category:Gassy Weegees
Category:Noxious Weegees
Category:Obnoxious Weegees