Merp The All Powerful Blub

Merp is blub. He no die. He stronk. He cute. He blub. Merp is a little royal blue blub. He is [UNKNOWN] years old and has a reality slicing sword that is 5 times bigger than him. He also has a cute crown and a sidekick named Kiwi the Hampter. Merp was created when Death and Life were having a kindergarten fight over a blue blob of slime, and by kindergarten, I mean they were throwing alphaverse destroying explosions, using advanced magic spells that no mortal could even comprehend, and tearing apart reality, when Death accidently turned the blob of slime(insert the word for the opposite for dead here), making Merp the blub. If you try to shoot Merp, he will absorb the bullets and shoot them back at you at 9999999999... …9999999 km per millisecond, directly into your brain. Burn him? Nope, you get burnt instead. Crush him? how would you crush him he's literally a blob of slime. Spawn a black hole on him? He will not move at all. Instead, he will reality slice you to death. ALL HAIL MERP! ALL HAIL MERP! ALL HAIL MERP! Basically the only people who can damage him are those who have read the Deity Power Scroll (because there are literal impossible things in that scroll) and Can Can't.
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Powers ===
* Merp: He merps and whatever he wants, happens. That includes deleting the Finalverse. The End.
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