Transcript:Horrid Henry Makes Some Money

[The episode begins in the morning. Peter is in his bedroom lying on his bed, reading a book. Horrid Henry enters the room]
Horrid Henry: Where is it?
Perfect Peter: [confused] Where's what?
Horrid Henry: My money box.
Perfect Peter: You hid it, remember? In case of burglars.
[Henry thinks of an idea and wraps Peter in his duvet]
Perfect Peter: MUUUUUUM!
Mum: [from downstairs] Don't be horrid, Henry!
[Henry then walks out of Peter's room and then tip-toes to the bathroom. He then closes the bathroom door. In here, he looks at the cupboard, then he takes out the clothes, trying to find his money box. He then closes the lid in the clothes box]
Mum: Henry? Where are you?
Horrid Henry: Just brushing my teeth, Mum! [he then puts some clothes in the clothes box's lid, then climbs on it]
Mum: Henry. What are you up to in there?
Horrid Henry: [tries to get the money box] Nothing, Mum! [he gets the money box, finally] Gotcha. [he then loses his balance, making the clothes fall. A duck lands in his head]
Mum: [opens the door] Henry, what are you doing?
Horrid Henry: Uh, just [flushes the toilet] you know.
Mum: [sighs] Well, don't forget to make your bed before you come downstairs, Henry.
Horrid Henry: [struggles to open the money box. He then opens it finally, and counts by one to five with his fingers. He then realises that the box is empty] Empty? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Title card shows. Henry storms back into his room, outraged]
Horrid Henry: ARGH! I've been robbed! [Peter walks in, and Henry shows him his empty money box] Look, I've been robbed!!
Perfect Peter: No, you haven't! You spent it all on sweets and comics.
[Henry looks at the pile of comics on his desk and realises this is true]
Horrid Henry: It's not fair!
Perfect Peter: Remember what Dad says: a penny saved is a penny earned.
[Henry transforms into the Horrid Cobra and chases Peter out of his bedroom as Mum comes out of the bathroom]
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry! And tidy your room, now!
[Henry detransforms]
Horrid Henry: [to the viewers] I need money, and I need it fast.
[The scene changes to Henry's room where he is trying to think of a way to get more money]
Moody Margaret: [from outside] I'm in charge because it's my garden.
[Margaret and Susan are arguing over the dressing-up clothes in Margaret's garden]
Moody Margaret: You be the fairy godmother!
Sour Susan: But I want to be the wicked witch!
Moody Margaret: No, I'm the wicked witch!
[Susan grumbles]
Horrid Henry: Maybe I could sell my Mean Monster comic collection to Moody Margaret?
[Henry imagines himself on his knees to Margaret, handing over the comics one by one as Margaret cackles like a witch]
Horrid Henry: No way! Maybe I could borrow some of Peter's money?
[Henry imagines himself sneaking into Peter's bedroom. He unzips Peter's cello case and takes out his piggy bank, but as he goes to leave the room, a burglar alarm sounds, stopping Henry in his tracks. Mum walks in to tell him off as Henry drops the piggy bank]
Horrid Henry: Hmm, maybe not.
[Henry sees Tidy Ted going into the garden shed, where the Best Boys club are holding a meeting]
Perfect Peter: Password?
Tidy Ted: Vitamins.
Horrid Henry: [laughs] Soppy Peter and his Best Boys Club! Scaredy-cats club more like. [picks up the comic from the top of the top of the pile] 'Fangmangler's Revenge'. Ha, wouldn't catch them reading this.
[Henry realises this is how he can get more money]
Horrid Henry: EUREKA! THAT'S IT!
[Henry does a victory jig around his room. The scene changes to the Best Boys Club meeting in the garden shed]
Tidy Ted: And I kept my room tidy all week.
[Henry bursts in]
Perfect Peter: Hey, you can't just come in here!
Horrid Henry: I just have.
Goody-Goody Gordon: You need to know the password.
Horrid Henry: Vitamins.
Perfect Peter: How did you know?!
Horrid Henry: I know lots of things. I even know where to find a Fangmangler.
Perfect Peter, Tidy Ted and Spotless Sam: [gasps] A Fangmangler?!
Goody-Goody Gordon: What is a Fangmangler exactly?
Horrid Henry: It's slimy, it's scary, it's horrible and it's out there.
Goody-Goody Gordon: Where?
Horrid Henry: At night, they hide in the shadows, then they leap out of the bushes...
Goody-Goody Gordon: D-d-do they, b-b-bite?
Horrid Henry: Only once.
[Gordon is relieved, then gasps when he realises what this means]
Perfect Peter: [not convinced Henry's telling the truth] I've never even heard of a Fangmangler.
Tidy Ted: I want to see one.
Spotless Sam: I want to see one too.
Perfect Peter: [suspicious] Is this a trick, Henry?
Horrid Henry: [outraged] Of course it's not! And just for that, I won't let you come. [goes to leave the shed]
The Best Boys Club: Wait!
Perfect Peter: Please, Henry, please can I come too?
Horrid Henry: [reconsiders] All right then, but it'll cost you £2!
Perfect Peter: £2?
Horrid Henry: Each.
[Spotless Sam and Tidy Ted gasp]
Goody-Goody Gordon: But, but...
Horrid Henry: Well, if you don't want to see the Fangmangler...
The Best Boys Club: Yes, we do! We'll pay!
Horrid Henry: Huh, meet me outside the garden shed. Six o'clock sharp. And remember, no money, no monster! 
[Henry laughs and leaves the shed, while the Best Boys look at each other. In the garden, Henry hears Margaret and Susan next door. He goes over to the fence, where they are fighting over the Wicked Witch costume]
Moody Margaret: It's mine! Give... it... back!
Horrid Henry: Hmm, six pounds is good, but ten is better.
[Henry goes into Margaret's garden through the gap in the fence]
Horrid Henry: You should be careful, you know. You might wake the Fangmangler.
Sour Susan: What?
Moody Margaret: Go away, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Well, don't blame me if the Fangmangler sneaks up and rips you to pieces!
[Henry goes to leave as Margaret lets go of the costume, sending Susan falling to the floor]
Moody Margaret: Wait! [Henry stops] There's no such thing as, a... a... what you said, and even if there was, it wouldn't scare me!
Horrid Henry: Prove it.
Moody Margaret: How?
Horrid Henry: Six o'clock, by my garden shed. I'll show you the Fangmangler to end all Fangmanglers.
Sour Susan: Ooh, how exciting!
Horrid Henry: It'll cost you two pounds each.
[Henry leaves as Margaret and Susan resume fighting over the costume]
Moody Margaret: It's mine!
Sour Susan: No, it's mine!
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