Nitro-Blast (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Nitro-Blast written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Gasmoxia".
==Plot==
(Before the story, Aku Aku show up to the black screen, giving out a message to the audience)
*Aku Aku: Warning! The following crossover contain spoilers for Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled for one of the Grand Prixs. If you haven't played the game, you will not understand the references. But if you do, you will know what the references are. If you haven't played the game, then that's fine. You can play the game if you want before reading the story. And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation will begin.
NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION
(The news is on, reporting with Chick and Stew on the latest events of the Crash Team Racing Grand Prix)
*Announcer: Live from the Wumpa Islands, reporting live with Chick Gizzard Lips and Stew.
*Chick: Good morning ladies and gentleman. I'm Chick.
*Stew: And i'm Stew!
*Chick: Cameras clean, check.
*Stew: Microphones, check.
*Chick: Good. Oh boy, it has been a lovely day at the post-apocalyptic desert lands of Rustland.
*Stew: It was a crazy month for all the racing fans around the world.
*Chick: It all started after Christmas, Cortex was setting up his next plan to stop Crash Bandicoot, but boom! He, Dingodile, N. Gin and Tiny Tiger fused into one big monster.
*Stew: The war has started and the whole Wumpa Islands started chaos all over the islands.
*Chick: I would rather take a zombie apocalypse even to this day.
*Stew: We were dressed like crazy. We raced out with other racers and started throwing paint bombs at us.
*Chick: For the love of god, no one ever wanted to take our places in CTR TV while we're off to racing our opponents.
*Stew: Check out this crazy footage from the last Grand Prix. Trust me, we were nuts.
(A bunch of racers are competing in Megamix Mania while some of the other racers started throwing bombs and nukes everywhere around the course. Megamix show up by grabbing the camera to the audience)
*Megamix: What have you done to us? You will pay you little bugs!!
*Apo-Apo: *evil laugh*
(The footage is off as we're back to Chick and Stew interviewing on CTR TV)
*Chick: Thank you for turning in.
*Stew: Make sure you clean up the mess from the last battle you encountered.
*Chick: Keep the islands clean my friends.
*Stew: And don't forget to wash your hands and brush your teeth while you're at it.
(As CTR TV wraps up, a green Extraterrestrial alien throw his remote to the TV as the TV crack with the remote sticking up the screen)
*Velo: Stupid chickens. Stupid bandicoots. I'll teach them all a lesson with my next plan)
(Velo left his room and walk into the hallway as he enter the conference room to see his minions like Krunk, Nash, Norm and Geary)
*Velo: Good morning my friends. Are you leaving out a secret talk about Terra?
*Krunk: Oh hi Emperor Velo. Didn't see you there from coming beneath the door.
*Velo: We need to talk. *sit on the chair* It seem that the Earth is about to go green again after a crisis in Rustland. We need to keep in contract to Oxide to seek revenge on the bandicoots and human beings alike.
*Nash: Let me at 'em, let me at 'em.
*Velo: Nash, you'll get your chance when we beat the bandicoots in the race.
*Nash: My glass will be empty with no water. What kind of fish tank is that?
*Velo: Nash, pay attention. Listen up. In the morning, we'll reach to Oxide's spaceship and tell them about the Grand Prix plan. We need to make another visit to Earth and track down every racer on the planet we have lost to.
*Krunk: But Velo, we never actually went to Earth.
*Velo: That was during the Grand Prixs we were invited too you big ape.
*Geary: None of the designers gave me a skin. How i am the only racer in the world that doesn't deserve a skin. Am i'm a lesser-known racer in the tournament?
*Velo: Don't worry Geary. You'll get one someday unless you clean my room before bed.
*Geary: I'm a fast working cleaner and machines will always win the competition. Period!
*Velo: Norm. Norm, get off the book and join the conversation with us.
*Norm: *get off the book and floats to the ground and dissolves into two piles of blue goop, which reform to reveal Big Norm alongside Small Norm*
*Velo: Ah, my fellow Norms. You're all listening in time.
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Big Norm: The big guy is now listening. This guy over here is just whistling.
*Velo: Small Norm, keep your eyes to my face.
*Small Norm: *stop whistling and keep in focus with Velo*
*Big Norm: So, what's the next step?
*Velo: Like i said, i am going to contract Oxide and track down the Earth with a announcement of a upcoming Grand Prix to race in his home planet.
*Krunk: This is going to get stinky. Call him right now.
*Velo: I'll keep in touch with that fast racer.
(At Oxide's spaceship, Nitros Oxide, Zem, Zam and N. Trance drink a cup of toxic shake on the conference table)
*N. Trance: Ho ho ho, this is going to get sweet.
*Oxide: At last, we can't wait to blow up the Earth.
*Zem: Yarg!
*Zam: *bark*
*N. Trance: Hey, do you know that weird guy Cortex with the french fry head?
*Everyone: *laughs*
*Oxide: Silly Cortex. He will never win along with those two poofy bandicoots.
*Zem: Like taking candy from a baby!
*Oxide: Gasmoxia will forever be the best planet on the galaxy. *receive a call from Velo*
*N. Trance: What is that noise?
*Oxide: Emperor Velo is calling us. *answer the call* What?
*Velo: *hologram* Oxide, we need to set up an announcement on the planet Earth. We're going to have a Grand Prix on our own.
*Oxide: You're telling me you wanted to race with these puny little Earthlings. I'll take your compliment as a "yes".
*Velo: Alright. Make sure your devices work on the hologram to announce to everyone to come to Gasmoxia. They're going to be racing on the drive-thru with two restaurants waring together.
*Oxide: I'll be there. The trophy will be ours. *evil laugh*
*Velo: See you soon my friend. *hologram off*
*N. Trance: Ha ha ha, egg-scuse me.
*Oxide: N. Trance!
*N. Trance: I was just being egg-castic.
*Oxide: Never know when to blurp out from your little shiny egg. Son of a yolk.
(At the Wumpa Island, Crash is surfing through the waves with Aku Aku chasing him with Coco relaxing in the beach with a towel on the sand and Crunch drinking some wumpa shake)
*Crunch: Taste like running in the 90's.
*Coco: Crunch, check out Crash hitting the waves.
*Crunch: Whoa!
*Aku Aku: Hit it Crash. Fly like the wind.
*Crash: *surfing* Woo hoo!
*Crunch: What did i miss?
*Coco: Oh yeah Crash. Come on. Show your sister what you got.
*Crash: Wheeee! *splash in the waves, splashing the water to the Nitro Squad in the sand*
*Tawna: Crash!
*Megumi: I thought the water would be warm in the first place.
*Ami: Look what he done to our bikinis.
*Isabella: So cold.
*Liz: Yeah Crash. You go boy.
*Crash: *in the sand* He he he.
*Crunch: Man, you're kicking it.
*Coco: Way a go Crash.
*Aku Aku: Surf Master is in the house!
*Crash: Ha cha cha!
*Tawna: Crash, i'm going to whoop you with a wumpa fruit.
*Megumi: He wet my magazine. But that's okay. All these magazines are just old and came from 1999.
*Liz: That was dunk.
*Aku Aku: Okay ladies, i know he made a big splash from surfing. You all gotta clean yourselves.
*Tawna: We were suppose to relax in paradise.
*Crunch: No hurricane this time. Wow.
*Coco: The weather is way hot than the cold brew.
*Megumi: Just a little time of freshing.
*Oxide: *appear on hologram* Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm back you weak earthlings. You don't remember me back from 1999. Didn't you?
*Coco: Oh no, he's back!
*Oxide: *his hologram is all over the Wumpa Islands as the animals and tribes look at his hologram when speaking* Attention all Earthlings. I am announcing all racers to compete in the upcoming Grand Prix on my home planet Gasmoxia. Those with the best skills and benefits will race against my army, especially my henchmen Zem and Zam. If you win, you will become the fastest racer in the universe. If you lose, look like we will have to blow up your annoying stubborn little planet. I'm gonna enjoy it very much as much i beat over 100 racers in the past few decades. See you soon you puny Earthlings. *evil laugh and hologram off*
*Coco: The last time we beat him, we have all the trophies and relics to beat him with nitro boost in his own ship.
*Tawna: That son of a slurp isn't going to stand a chance against our world.
*Crunch: I remember seeing him at Velo's Citadel. He was with two alien henchman and N. Trance's brainwash minions like Dinogodile, Polar and Pura.
*Polar: *growls*
*Pura: *hide on a tree bush*
*Liz: What if Oxide's mom was a armadillo? That would be so funny that her mouth would be long like a anteater's nose.
*Coco: We need to bring someone to go and race with Oxide. If he ever strike to our world, that person will burn the flames out of that alien.
*Crunch: Ooh, you mean that Spyro the Dragon guy who can help us defeat Oxide in his racing track?
*Coco: That's the one i was trying to say.
*Aku Aku: We should pick him up at the Dragon Realms and bring him into the race.
*Tawna: He should be the one to defeat Oxide if we ever made up a group consisting of our side.
*Coco: We make a great teamwork together.
*Crunch: Everyone to the lab room.
(At the lab room in Crash's house, the portal to the Dragon Realms is on as Crash, Coco and Crunch are about to enter the portal)
*Coco: Nitro Squad and Aku Aku, you keep in track of the warping system, we'll pick up Spyro in his castle.
*Aku Aku: Good luck my friends. Hope you're all back for the ultimate race.
*Crunch: Here we go to the next world.
*Crash: Ya ha!
(Crash, Coco and Crunch jump into a portal to the next world. At the Dragon Realms, the dragons are living in harmony, with most of them flying in the sky, relaxing in a pool, toasting ribs and chasing sheeps at the field. At the Dragon Castles, Spyro hide on a rock to prey on a sheep with a dragonfly guiding him.)
*Spyro: That sheep is toast as bread. Sparx, you give me an eye on the sheep if he ever moves.
*Sparx: Keep in focus, do not make him run away.
*Spyro: I say i torch the sheep! *run and flame on the sheep*
*Sheep: *burn with all the wool off its body* Baw!
*Spyro: You got torched.
*Sparx: Woo. Way a go Spyro. You just torch another sheep in one day.
*Spyro: No sheep can mess with the dragon, even with the nasty gnorcs too.
(A portal open up as Crash, Coco and Crunch jump into the grass)
*Crunch: There it is. Hey Spyro!
*Spyro: Crash? Coco? Crunch? What are you doing here?
*Coco: Heya, we didn't see you there. How's everyone doing?
*Spyro: Everyone is just doing business. I'm just chilling out, ready to torch more sheep into my valley.
*Crunch: You got a big castle there. Who own the place?
*Spyro: I do. I invite most of my dragon friends over to hang out, even Hunter and Bianca are invited as well.
*Crash: Ha ha.
*Coco: We need to tell you something. A old nemesis is planning a Grand Prix of his own on his own planet. We need you over at the planet. You're our only hope to win the race.
*Spyro: What does the nemesis' planet have to do with me? We already compete in two Grand Prixs in the last few months.
*Crunch: We're about to face Nitros Oxide once again.
*Spyro: Whoa, hey. Didn't i mention this guy a few months ago?
*Crunch: When we were training you to drive a kart? Yes.
*Coco: Come on Spyro, you can do this for your world and our world.
*Spyro: All fired up and ready to go.
*Coco: Straight to the lab.
(Crash, Coco, Crunch, Spyro and Sparx warp into the lab as Tawna turn off the portal to greet their old friend Spyro)
*Spyro: Hello ladies.
*Tawna: Oh, it's you again.
*Megumi: I remember this young purple dragon.
*Liz: Not a armadillo, huh?
*Isabella: You brought your pet dragonfly with you?
*Spyro: That's my companion Sparx. He has been chasing me for a very long time and we have been friends since we hatched together.
*Ami: Still kicking gnorcs butts?
*Spyro: Yes. They suck.
*Megumi: The gnorcs are babies and they're cute.
*Spyro: No they're not. They have like 20 boo-boos on their backs and they smell gross as rhynoc's boogers.
*Megumi: They like to talk and scream for their daddies.
*Spyro: Gnasty Gnorc is suppose to lead all the gnorcs in his army. They get torched so quick by the power of my flame.
*Liz: You really need to see all the people we know before the big race.
*Spyro: What? You all came to my world before.
*Crunch: We're suppose to go to Von Clutch's MotorWorld to catch up with Von Clutch and his fellow wacky friends.
*Spyro: Uh....okay? Does that something to do with the nemesis' Grand Prix?
*Coco: We're racing in Gasmoxia. You know what's going on.
*Spyro: Yeah. Gasmoxia, never heard of that planet before.
*Megumi: It's like the planet Saturn, but with all the toxic splashed up and creepy looking aliens living on the floating lands.
*Tawna: Your supercharged powers will beat the heck out of that Oxide alien, am i right?
*Spyro: Yes. Another supervillain to face.
*Coco: Oh well. Time to go to Von Clutch's MotorWorld to bring a friend over.
*Crunch: Let's hope its not that dumb King Chicken who almost crashed a kart back at the end of the year Grand Prix.
(At Von Clutch's MotorWorld, Chick and Stew are tuning in live with the news broadcast being recorded on camera)
*Chick: Hello fellow racing fans. Today it has been a wonderful day at the MotorWorld.
*Stew: After all the craziness that has been going on in Rustland, it's time to put things back together and race with all of our friends happily ever after.
*Chick: We have seen this alien before who has been challenging the racers a few years back then. But now he's back with a new challenge in his home planet.
*Stew: Oh boy, we're going to have to leave the planet and teach this little alien a lesson. Better not mess with the chickens.
(The portal open as Crash and Spyro's group jump into the park, distracting the broadcast from Chick and Stew)
*Chick: Cut! How in the world did a portal open beneath our broadcast?
*Stew: Whoa. It seem that Crash and the gang has finally show up into Von Clutch's MotorWorld.
*Coco: Hello there Chick and Stew, we need to talk.
*Chick: Anything you want to say.
*Coco: We brought a friend of ours to compete in the race with Oxide.
*Stew: Spyro? Is that really you?
*Spyro: I'm back and ready for action.
*Chick: Welcome back once again Spyro. Glad you decided to show up and participate in Oxide's challenge on Gasmoxia.
*Spyro: So we're going to Gasmoxia? Alright, let's go to that zone where we can face that Oxide guy.
*Chick: No no no. Gasmoxia is in another planet silly. This is a amusement part you're in right now.
*Spyro: Oh. I'm a idiot.
*Stew: What do you guys wanna do on Von Clutch's MotorWorld?
*Crunch: We're suppose to pick up at last one person to join our side to race with Oxide at his home planet.
*Chick: Okay. Follow me. There's a lot of guys to pick up at the carnival.
*Coco: You know when to pick up.
(At Koala Carnival, Ebenezer Von Clutch is training Pasadena on her daredevil ride skills and training Koala Kong and Rilla Roo from doing boxing matches)
*Ebenezer: Let's get to work my friends! Pasadena, show some daredevil ride skills and Koala and Rilla, do some boxing together like you're going to fight in a arena.
*Pasadena: *ride on the daredevil bike and jump over ramps* Yahoo!
*Ebenezer: Keep the boxing match going you guys. You're doing really great.
*Koala Kong: I got one punch on you! *punch Rilla Roo*
*Rilla Roo: Ah! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
*Ebenezer: Yeah. Kick some butt Koala.
*Park Drone #1: Von Clutch, you got visitors at the entrance.
*Ebenezer: Ah ha. Bring them over here.
(Crash and Spyro's gang show up to Von Clutch at the training zone)
*Coco: Mr. Von Clutch, we meet again.
*Ebenezer: Oh goodness. Welcome back. What do you wanna do? You wanna race with Pasadena, or throw chickens at a target?
*Coco: We want a member of your crew to join the race against Oxide.
*Pasadena: Oh, you want me to race against that Oxide alien? That creep was nuts. He has like the longest mouth like a nose of a elephant's trunk.
*Koala Kong: Me would like to join the race to beat Oxide.
*Ebenezer: You want to race with Oxide? You're crazy. We don't wanna lose you with all of that crazy racing out of this world. That's goosebumps.
*Koala Kong: Don't worry Boss, i will be safe through riding all of this galaxy madness. I won't let you down like a bracket.
*Ebenezer: I don't wanna lose you like when you left to work with that wicked Cortex.
*Spyro: It's okay. He's pretty toast like that Gnasty Gnorc guy from my world.
*Ebenezer: You know what? Take Koala Kong with you guys and have a nice day. Kazooks, does anyone know when to act in a race.
*Tawna: Gosh, you're bigger than a yeti.
*Koala Kong: Always remember, the secret is in the diet.
*Ebenezer: Wait! I'm going to bring in a friend for you for the trip Koala.
*Koala Kong: Who need a friend. Me can beat other racers out and win the big prize.
*Park Drone #2: I have King Chicken in my hands.
*Ebenezer: Koala, King Chicken is going to be with you for the trip.
*Koala Kong: What?
*Park Drone #2: *drop King Chicken on the ground* Here you go. You're free to go.
*King Chicken: *make sounds and peak on the ground*
*Koala Kong: Seriously? This chicken doesn't know knowledge.
*Pasadena: If you're ever hurt or lost, King Chicken will help to find you. Just me like that dragon with his dragonfly buddy.
*Koala Kong: What? Fine. I'm going.
*Crunch: That's what i call teamwork.
*Ebenezer: Have fun. Do not talk to strangers you don't know. 
*Coco: We'll be fine.
*Ebenezer: No picking nose, no littering cans, anything like that, but drinking from the bottle.
*Spyro: Where to?
*Tawna: The Bandicoot House.
*Koala Kong: *grab King Chicken* Do not leave without permission. Got it?
*King Chicken: Cluck.
*Pasadena: Goodbye ladies and gentleman. Crash, do not die without our date.
*Tawna: *hold Crash* Don't look at her, you know i'm going to get angry when i see you on the table. You don't wanna see be angry like the time i got captured by Cortex.
*Spyro: Ha ha. Very funny Cortex.
*Ebenezer: Okay everyone. Let's clean up the floor. Let's pray that Koala Kong and King Chicken doesn't die from the race like the time Willie Wumpa Cheeks exploded from the laser blast.
*Pasadena: Hot dog.
(At Cortex's Castle, Cortex charge up all the karts at the gadget room)
*Cortex: The end of the world is in our hands. For one big race, i'm going to charge these karts up and we can win by cheating with shortcuts.
*Lab Assistant #1: Need some nitro on the axles?
*Cortex: All axles are going to work great like a city bus.
*Lab Assistant #2: Now with power.
*Cortex: Ha ha ha. Good work boys. This will boost up fast like those supersonic running shoes.
*N. Tropy: *came from the door* Cortex.
*Cortex: Tropy, you should have knock before you enter the lab.
*N. Tropy: Sorry. Come to the computer, there is a serious threat approaching into the other side of the universe.
*Cortex: Is it the end of all worlds or a back-up nuke from the Rustland war is floating into outer space?
*N. Tropy: It's serious. Everyone is in the computer room right now and you should be the one to study.
*Cortex: I'll be here. Darn N. Tropy, you shouldn't have warn me earlier. Boys, finish up the karts while i'm gone.
*Lab Assistant #3: I'll make some coffee and cookies for you after the work.
*Cortex: Don't burn them up like you did with the crackers. *leave with N. Tropy and close the door*
(At the computer room, all of Cortex's minions including Dingodile and Tiny Tiger are searching for the location of a serious threat going on in the universe)
*Dingodile: Deadly traps, toxic liquid, powerful racers. What's all of these clues?
*Tiny: Tiny don't know how to search properly.
*Nina: Lame. Didn't you guys see a hologram of Oxide in the sky? I bet you guys haven't.
*N. Gin: We were busy. No one even told us that Oxide was planning a new race and no one was ever told about it.
*N. Brio: I feel so lazy.
*Cortex: Okay guys, what's the hold up.
*Nina: Uncle, you gotta see this. We have a hard time on looking for the target of a new threat approaching through the universe.
*Cortex: Hm. Out of the way, let me check.
*N. Tropy: You already saw him in the sky earlier.
*Cortex: Right now, i'm in the middle of processing the culprit from the hologram. Ah, there. The race is on Gasmoxia!
*Dingodile: Peanut butter! That's what everyone has been told.
*Cortex: Look at these floating paper messages in space. It says that the big race is on Drive-Thru Danger in the floating islands of the planet.
*Pinstripe: Just like when my race track was set in the skies of Earth.
*N. Tropy: We beat Oxide once. Now we have to beat him again in his own planet.
*Cortex: After years of failing, there could be a chance to steal one of his toxic powers and use it to blow up the Earth. Am i right Komodo Brothers?
*Komodo Joe: Pretty interesting.
*Komodo Moe: If that Oxide guy come close to my brother, i'll cut his head off.
*Cortex: I need some help to stop that Oxide guy if we ever lose. Or maybe we can have super speed on our karts to beat both Crash and Oxide up. I need Ripto.
*N. Brio: What about him?
*Cortex: The last time we collaborate together, it was a mess. I lost and i failed my chance to destroy the Dragon Realms. But this one is different, i will blow up both Gasmoxia and Earth at the same time with the help of my orange dinosaur friend.
(At Chateau Ripto, Ripto, Crush and Gulp are eating lunch together at the big table with a pack of chicken wings on their plates)
*Ripto: It feels so good to have a bunch of chicken wings on our plates.
*Crush: I would rather have the big ones. The small ones are tasty.
*Gulp: *munch the chicken wings up*
*Ripto: Most of them are boneless. So you don't have to choke on these bones in your throat.
*Crush: It's crunchy.
*Ripto: I love it. Next time, we're eating dragon and bandicoot for dinner.
(A portal open up as Cortex jump into the lair to see Ripto, Crush and Gulp)
*Cortex: Hello Ripto. I need your help again to win the next Grand Prix.
*Ripto: You again? Oh boy, we haven't met in a while. What's up you little french fry?
*Cortex: Don't you call me that!
*Gulp: *laugh*
*Crush: Shut up!
*Gulp: Make me you blue-winged dino.
*Cortex: Crazy friends, huh? What's that beautiful smell? It's the taste of chicken.
*Ripto: Lunch is served. Would you like a big chicken leg for lunch?
*Cortex: No thank you. But i already ate a bunch of wumpa fruits i stole last night from the tribesman for breakfast.
*Ripto: That big Papu Papu is really gonna cut you for this.
*Cortex: I heard that Nitros Oxide is planning to have a Grand Prix on his own. We need you three to come and assist us to beat every other racer in his competition. Are you willing to help?
*Ripto: I'd be glad to work together and help you beat that Oxide guy. *fist bump on Cortex*
*Cortex: Great. Come on you lazy bums. We got villain work to do.
*Crush: Already.
*Gulp: Gosh. Give me a break. I didn't even get my chocolate cake.
*Ripto: No more sweets for you Gulp. You ate my Halloween candy from last year. How could you?
*Gulp: Are you bringing some old news stuff again to hurt my feelings?
*Ripto: No no no. Just jump to the portal and leave me alone.
*Gulp: I hope they have dead fairies in the lab.
*Cortex: This is going to be great.
(Cortex, Ripto, Crush and Gulp arrive at Cortex's Castle from jumping in a portal)
*N. Tropy: Welcome back Cortex. You're bringing these three for the race?
*Cortex: No. They're gonna advice me to cheat during the race.
*Ripto: I got all the tricks set up to beat either Crash or Oxide.
*Crush: Is Spyro joining the race as well?
*Ripto: Who cares? He's isn't invited to the Grand Prix at all. Now we can win that trophy and use it as a weapon to end all the worlds on fire.
*Nina: Are you still going to spy on the bandicoots?
*Cortex: Oh yes. I will spy on those pesky bandicoots. Let me see. *locate the bandicoots, Spyro, Koala Kong and King Chicken going to the Bandicoot House* What's this? Koala Kong? No! Why is he working with those guys?
*Dingodile: Maybe he doesn't like your antics.
*Cortex: Be quiet. This is all messed up. This big koala shouldn't betrayed me like that. Such a nag. *locate on Spyro* What's this?
*Ripto: What the? Is that a purple dragon in the bandicoot house? No! There is a dragon in the Wumpa Islands!
*Cortex: This is insane! We need to recruit someone for the job and shoot these guys out to avoid from going to Gasmoxia. Who should i hire? I know, N. Brio. Would you like to go to the jungle and spy on these naughty bandicoots for us?
*N. Brio: Oh yes. I would like to teach Crash and Spyro a lesson.
*Cortex: Good. All you need is some dart guns and a binocular to spy on the gang.
*N. Brio: And a map to check on the world?
*Nina: Uncle, look. They're about to go inside.
*Cortex: Hold on for a minute. What is going on around here? Is there some sort of introduction to the house?
(At the Bandicoot House, Crash and Spyro's gang with Koala Kong and King Chicken are about to enter the house for a meeting)
*Koala Kong: I didn't know you guys live together.
*Coco: This is where we live.
*Crunch: Our home, our heart.
*Spyro: Great house you guys got. I wish my house is smaller than a tent.
*Sparx: You already have a big castle Flame Brain.
*Spyro: Yeah, i don't need another house to live.
*Crunch: Come inside to head over to the lab.
(The group enter inside of the Bandicoot House)
*Koala Kong: Where's the lab? All we see is a living room.
*Coco: The elevator is right in the middle of our rooms. Think we can fit into one space?
*Crunch: I think we can.
*Spyro: This chicken does, right?
*King Chicken: *peak on the floor*
*Coco: Everyone to the elevator.
(The group went to the elevator and arrive at the lab)
*Spyro: I'm squished as a squid.
*Koala Kong: Told ya. The secret is in the diet.
*Tawna: Next time, you should get a bigger elevator to fit in 10 people.
*Crunch: Anyways, this is the lab we always used to warp to worlds and go to different places around the world.
*Spyro: We could have warped from the lab in the first place. You made us walk all the way here.
*King Chicken: Cluck!
*Crunch: You should have fly since you're a dragon.
*Spyro: I am a dragon. You know i don't fly that much as my buddy Sparx.
*Sparx: Doesn't ring a light bulb.
*Coco: We have a spaceship we're gonna use to fly all the way to Gasmoxia.
*Ami: But what if the other racers aren't invited to the race?
*Tawna: Then they will have to stay home and watch TV.
*Spyro: There's nothing to watch TV but the Dragon News Network.
*Coco: Say hello to the Wumpa Spaceship.
*Spyro: Wow.
*Crunch: You call that a spaceship?
*Coco: It's shaped as a rocket. But it's themed with wumpa colors.
*Koala Kong: Like America!
*Liz: Seriously Koala Kong?
*Koala Kong: I was training some weights and running on a treadmill the other day at the gym.
*Spyro: I bet you got some smooth moves to us.
*Koala Kong: Hut!
*Crash: He he he.
*Coco: Everyone get on the spaceship.
(The gang enter the Wumpa Spaceship as the gang sit into their seats)
*Spyro: My god. This is like riding a airplane to Dragon Shores.
*Sparx: Our world doesn't have vehicles.
*Spyro: Well we do now. All thanks to the population of technology flying all over the world.
*Tawna: I bet we will be able to use some anti-gravity skills for here.
*Crunch: Once you land on the moving loop, the tires will change and you'll be able to drive like racing in Electron Avenue.
*Coco: You guys need space suits for the Grand Prix.
*Spyro: Like a astronaut always wear?
*Coco: Something like that.
*Tawna: Are we going to wear our Nitro-Squad suits or what?
*Coco: We got you something better.
*Crunch: We designed these with a lot of love. Including you Spyro.
*Spyro: Ha ha ha. I knew you would design a suit for me ever since we played those minigames together in 2004.
*Coco: *open the closet to reveal the suits* customize yourselves. No wumpa coins needed.
*Spyro: Yes.
*King Chicken: *peak on the floor*
*Crunch: Changing room is over there if you like.
*Isabella: Are we having a stylish competition or what?
*Coco: Wear whatever you like. Go.
*Sparx: It's changing time.
(The gang has their suits on with Tawna being a privateer, Ami being a buccaneer, Megumi being a raider, Liz being a corsair, Isabella being a marauder, Koala Kong being a astronaut and Crash, Coco, Crunch and Spyro having their space suits on. King Chicken is also seen wearing a suit like the others.)
*Spyro: Oh yeah. How do you like my space suit?
*Tawna: You look so good.
*Ami: Great details on the suit.
*Megumi: This blaster gun will shoot so fast like a rocket.
*Liz: It will shoot like a sonic boom.
*Isabella: Isn't it me, or i'm the only marauder on the group?
*Koala Kong: What does this suit do? *press the button in his suit as he floats* Whoa. This suit can fly.
*Spyro: *fly* Hey, i'm flying. *shoot a cosmic wave of fire* Whoa, what is that?
*Coco: This suit can breathe out a special cosmic flame from your breath.
*Spyro: Well it look special to me.
*Sparx: Very lucky for a purple dragon.
*King Chicken: *look around and peak on the floor with the helmet on him*
*Crunch: Now we're ready for take off.
*Coco: Everyone to your seats.
*Spyro: Buckle up with seat belts.
*Tawna: We're about to blast off to outer space.
*Coco: Not just outer space. We're going to Gasmoxia.
*Ami: We'll be prepare for the race to beat Oxide's butt again.
(Back at Cortex's Castle, Cortex and Ripto's gang spy on Crash's group getting ready to blast off)
*Cortex: They're about to leave. Drat, we're left behind.
*Ripto: Did you guys set up a rocket ship for space?
*N. Gin: Uh.......mine's broke down last year.
*N. Brio: Ours ran out of gas and fell right into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
*Ripto: What? How could you? Now we're not going to compete in space and never earn our trophies from last time.
*N. Tropy: Too bad. Maybe i can go into the future and steal their big looking UFO shaped as a pencil.
*Ripto: No need. I got something better.
*Nina: Are you going to turn us into birds?
*Ripto: Nope. Wrong.
*Nina: You're a short little guy.
*Ripto: Hey you. Over here.
*Ripper Roo: Eh?
*Ripto: Not you. The other guy that twist his head around.
*Ripper Roo: Hoo hoo.
*N. Brio: Is it me alright?
*Ripto: Yes. I'm giving you a makeover. Stand still on the green screen.
*N. Brio: Are we making a movie?
*Cortex: No Brio. No one really use the green screen to film world domination announcements. Stand on the box to the green screen.
*N, Brio: Alright. *stand on the box in the green screen*
*Ripto: Lights, cameras, transform! *use his scepter to transform N. Brio*
*N. Brio: What is happening to me?!
*Ripto: You are now a alien octopus! *turn N. Brio to a alien octopus*
*N. Brio: Oh my. What happen to me? Where are my legs?
*Ripto: I should call you, Dr. N. Brioctopus.
*N. Brioctopus: I'm a squid!
*Cortex: You're a space squid. Your legs are turned to tentacles. You can fly everywhere.
*N. Brioctopus: *fly around: Whee, i'm flying.
*N. Gin: Wait a minute, how come he got the job, but not me?
*Cortex: Because i didn't hire you to track down the bandicoots.
*N. Gin: Darn it.
*N. Brioctopus: Time to harness planetary energy. *shoot ink everywhere* Hahahahahaaa!
*Tiny: Look out!
*Dingodile: Hold it!
*N. Tropy: Be careful with the ink.
*N. Brioctopus: I'm a space alien now. I'm going to be the first minion to compete with Oxide at Gasmoxia.
*Cortex: Drat. The bandicoots are blasting off.
*Ripto: I think we're late to build a rocket before launching to space.
(At the lab, the bandicoots, Spyro, Sparx, Koala Kong and King Chicken are about to blast off to space)
*Coco: Hold on ladies and gentlemen. We're going to space.
*Spyro: This is going to be wowzers.
*Coco: 3, 2, 1. Blast off!
(The Wumpa Spaceship blast off out of the lab with the door opening with the spaceship leaving the Wumpa Islands and launching into outer space)
*Spyro: Uh guys? Why are the items floating?
*King Chicken: *float in anti-gravity* Cluck!
*Koala Kong: We're in space now.
*Crash: *float in anit-gravity* Ooh.
*Tawna: Didn't you guys put on your seat belts. Of course you didn't.
*Crunch: We're in the Solar System. Look at the planets.
*Megumi: Mars, Neptune, Saturn and Pluto.
*Coco: Pluto is forever gone. That's the Moon silly.
*Megumi: Where are we heading to?
*Coco: Gasmoxia. We'll teach Oxide a lesson for his Grand Prix and win the race for sure.
*Tawna: If we wins, we're beating his butt up.
*Spyro: Oh Tawna, don't be too selfish about it. It's his home planet and all the aliens out there are his fans.
*Tawna: He won like 100 trophies and he almost blow up the Earth when he first came to our planet.
*Liz: But his spaceship was all the way in the sky the whole time.
*Isabella: Maybe he wanted to gain some attention to the people he don't know.
*Koala Kong: I was working out during when the races are on, the alien came, giving out orders to people to lock down the doors with keys.
*Coco: Me and Crash saved the planet by beating Oxide, right?
*Crash: Woo hoo.
*Crunch: Oh brother, please tell me this is a game of cat and mice.
*Aku Aku: What planet should we stop on break?
*Coco: We're not stopping on any planet. Gasmoxia is our only focus.
*Aku Aku: Yeah, keep focus on the map.
*Crunch: Just like going down under.
(Cortex and Ripto saw the video of Crash and Spyro's gang leaving Earth to space from the Wumpa Spaceship)
*Cortex: How do we get ourselves to Gasmoxia?
*Ripto: Look like we're not going.
*Cortex: Shame on you. N. Brioctopus, now it is your job to chase after the heroes.
*N. Brioctopus: Ooh, me? I have been promoted to chase after the heroes. No matter what people say, i'm going to get that trophy first! *break into the window and fly over to space*
*N. Tropy: He's really going to win that trophy.
*Cortex: That's my boy.
*Crush: Do we get to race into this?
*Ripto: What? You weren't invited. Now you're forced to do 100 push-ups!
*Crush: 100 push-ups? But that's too many sir?
*Gulp: Can he do something else?
*Ripto: Dummies. Now i'm promoting you to clean off the bathrooms!
*Crush and Gulp: Huh?
*Cortex: Some of my lab assistants don't know how to flush like a real scientist.
*Ripto: Be a janitor and go! Bathroom duty for you both!
*Crush: This sucks.
*Gulp: I don't even stand like a monkey.
*Ripto: Too bad, you're going to clean the floors then.
*Gulp: Dang.
(Back in space, Velo's spaceship is heading to Oxide's spaceship as Velo and his empire are walking into the laboratory)
*Velo: Before we reach up to Oxide, i need a suit.
*Krunk: A suit to go to space?
*Velo: My robotic form!
*Geary: Oh my, pardon me. Do you need some cleaning?
*Velo: No. Go check on my minions on how they doing with the robotic form.
*Geary: Yes sir.
*Nash: This guy is a pain in the shiny metal.
(Velo's minions are designing on Velo's fake form as Geary show up to ask a question)
*Geary: Excuse me my friends, how is the process of Velo's fake form?
*Velo's Minion #1: It's about done and ready to use.
*Velo: Yes! No more being a liar in real-life. Bring it over here.
*Velo's Minion #2: This thing is too heavy to hold.
*Krunk: We can hold it for you.
*Big Norm: One form times the big guys. *he and Krunk hold Velo's fake form*
*Velo: Ah ha. Emperor Velo XXVII. Look how sharp is he. Fresh, clean, and act as a ruler of the galaxy.
*Geary: Is he your dad?
*Velo: What? No! This robotic form is suppose to look like my precessor Emperor Velo the XXVI.
*Geary: How long you were living for?
*Velo: We were living for eternal of years. One die, the other take lead.
*Velo's Minion #1: The inside is ready to go my friend.
*Velo: Okay. *get inside of his fake form* Ah ha. Start this big boy. *control his fake form inside*
*Krunk: Velo, are you okay inside being of that big thing?
*Velo: *clear throat*
*Krunk: Gosh. Cover your mouth when you clear your throat out.
*Big Norm: Don't worry Krunk. It's just water.
*Krunk: If it was germs inside of that bot, i'm leaving and washing my face out.
*Velo: Greetings everyone. I am Emperor Velo the XXVII, ruler of the galaxy. My fans always call me "the most accomplished racer in the entire galaxy."
*Krunk: Praise to Emperor Velo XXVII.
*Geary: Hail to the Emperor!
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Velo: Hey, no whistling.
*Small Norm: *whistle*
*Velo: You don't even know how to talk, do you?
*Big Norm: He's just a little shy guy you know. He's a mime and mimes don't always talk during their act.
*Velo: If you're a mime, then why are you talking?
*Big Norm: I'm just a clone you know.
*Nash: Hey Velo, what do you call a shark a Barin?
*Velo: They're just sharks, moron.
*Nash: Oh, your scepter.
*Velo: Where is my scepter?
*Velo's Minion #1: *hold the scepter* This thing is heavy to carry. But here you go.
*Velo: *grab the scepter* Yes. This is what a ruler should always hold. Look at the ring on my fist. *show his ring to the gang*
*Krunk: It's a gem, right?
*Velo: Of course. You don't mind, do you?
*Velo's Minion #2: Now, make way for Oxide's spaceship.
*Velo: Everyone, follow me. We're about to catch up with Oxide in any minute.
*Krunk: This is going to get tough as a baseball bat.
(Back at Oxide's spaceship, Oxide and his minions are playing some ping pong together in the game room)
*N. Trance: *hit the ball* Go for it.
*Zem: *hit the ball* Grrrr.
*Oxide: *hit the ball* Try to keep up.
*Zam: *hit the ball* Woof.
*N. Trance: *hit the ball* Ball style!
*Zam: *eat the ball*
*Zem: Zam, spit that out.
*N. Trance: Did we get a point?
*Oxide: Hold on, the score is not final yet.
*Zam: *spit the ball to break a bunch of glasses on the stand*
*Oxide: My glass stand! You're going to clean up for this mess.
*Zem: That wasn't me. What did i do wrong?
*Oxide: Those glasses cost millions. Shiny as a golden teeth.
*N. Trance: Like a fried egg without the yolk.
*Zem: Zam, why did you spit the ball to break the cups? You know better.
*Zam: *sad*
*Zem: Don't worry Zam. I will always take care of you. No worries.
(A intruder sound is approaching into the whole spaceship)
*N. Trance: Red alert!
*Oxide: We got company. To the ship station!
*Zem: We gotta go. Come on.
*Zam: Woof woof woof.
(Velo's spaceship catch up with Oxide's spaceship at the ship station)
*Velo: Ah hoy Nitros Oxide!
*Oxide: Emperor Velo the XXVII!
*Velo: What's up man? Long time no see.
*Oxide: We're back in business.
*N. Trance: We're getting some sweet revenge over here.
*Krunk: Crushing like bananas.
*Velo: Where are we heading?
*Oxide: Meet me over at my home planet.
*Velo: Gasmoxia isn't it? Then we're off to the green planet.
*Oxide: See you soon.
*Zem: Man, i need to eat some toxic sandwiches before the big game.
*Oxide: Grab your lunches now. We will not eat again after the big race.
*N. Trance: I'm gonna grab myself a mint milkshake.
*Zam: *sniff*
(Back at the Wumpa Spaceship, Coco and Crunch are checking on the map on the whole galaxy)
*Coco: This map shows the whole galaxy, but we're in the whole universe.
*Crunch: We're about to leave the Milky Way and reach over to Gasmoxia.
*Spyro: What is Gasmoxia is like?
*Tawna: It's suppose to look like a Saturn wannabe. Remember those banners Tiny Tiger has in his stadium?
*Spyro: I never raced on the stadiums in your world. What is it like?
*Ami: It's a big bowl where everyone go and cheer like sport fans.
*Liz: Concert shows go to stadiums to perform.
*Spyro: What about a convention center like Dragon Con?
*Megumi: They don't really do that in stadiums. Only big places do.
*Sparx: In the meantime, we can vibe around and chill out in our seats.
*Spyro: No meteor rock can hit the shower on the spaceship.
*Coco: What's that beeping sound?
*Crunch: It seem that we're going to Gasmoxia!
*Coco: Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to arrive on our destination. Gasmoxia!
*Spyro: Alright! A new world means, new faces and new challenges!
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Tawna: If i see a alien with a big eye, i'm shooting it.
*Crunch: Don't worry. The aliens in this planet are friendly. Not like that Oxide alien who has somewhat of a long mouth and speak out loud which can hurt your little ears.
*Koala Kong: Those aliens used to remind me of my boss Von Clutch.
*Liz: Are there any armadillos to shoot?
*Coco: This is a alien planet, not a animal planet.
*Crunch: Don't judge a book by it's cover.
*Coco: We're going straight in to the green planet.
(The spaceship arrives at Gasmoxia. The planet is shown to be dark, green, misty and surrounded by a poisonous atmosphere, small asteroids and a single dark green moon. Not much is known about the planet itself, other than that there are two chains of fast-food restaurant - Toxic Burger and Nuclear Pizza. Only two locations have been seen in the series: a dark, moggy refinery city and a futuristic, carnival-like city. In Drive-Thru Danger, the lights of civilization can be seen underneath the track from the upper atmosphere.)
*Spyro: Is it me or anyone ordering fast-food on the go?
*Coco: That's Toxic Burger and Nuclear Pizza. Those both restaurants always rival together and spread out wars by throwing burgers and pizzas to their faces.
*Spyro: A greedy bear named Moneybags used to sell lizard burgers at Skelos Badlands. Almost all the cavemen would go nuts by eating that burger and feeding it to the Lava Toads.
*Crunch: Lizard burgers? Yuck! I would take a wumpa burger even to this day.
*Tawna: Or a regular Cheeseburger.
*Megumi: Noodleburger!
*Ami: Eh, no. Who would want to eat that.
*Liz: Make a candy burger and it will change your lives like a candy pizza.
*Isabella: Don't worry Megumi, these girls don't stand a chance about your ideas. Just be yourself.
*Megumi: I am courage to be a brave bandicoot woman of the galaxy.
*Liz: Seriously? Now you're acting out like a astronaut.
*Coco: Guys, take a look at this futuristic city.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Spyro: Is this Metropolis?
*Crunch: I don't know the name. But this city is really cool.
*Aku Aku: According to sources, racers used to compete in the city. They're fast, they're furious and they're tested to the race.
*Spyro: Like a bing, baba boom.
*King Chicken: *peak on the window*
*Koala Kong: *grab the chicken* No King Chicken, we're not going to the city just to hang out. We're taking a tour.
*King Chicken: *make chicken sounds*
*Coco: Crash, think you can ride this thing like a pilot?
*Crash: Ooh la! *ride the spaceship*
*Crunch: Hey, don't go too crazy on it.
*Coco: He'll be fine.
*Spyro: What does tasting a toxic look like?
*Ami: What? Are you nuts? That toxic is poison and it's gonna kill you.
*Spyro: Like lava?
*Ami: Exacity.
*Spyro: What does a toxic burger taste like?
*Ami: You don't wanna know.
*Spyro: And a nuclear pizza?
*Ami: You'll be dead by eating those.
*Spyro: Like eating rotten food?
*Ami: Expired food count too. Watch your weight buddy.
*Spyro: What i am, a gnorc?
*Coco: The ship is going down.
*Crunch: Crash, what are you doing?!
*Crash: *act like he's riding on a rocket ship*
*Coco: Crash, steady on the spaceship.
*Aku Aku: He doesn't even know how to ride on.
*Sparx: If we were on a cruise, we're be screwed.
*Spyro: Crash, slow down on the spaceship. You're going too fast.
*Crash: *speed up the spaceship* Woo!
*Coco: That's too fast!
*Tawna: He's nitro-fueled. Make it stop!
*Megumi: We're dead meat.
*Crash: Ooooooo!!!
*Koala Kong: Ah! *smash the system*
(The Wumpa Spaceship crash into the junkyard as the ship crash land into the mud of the area)
*Tawna: Wumpas! We just crash!
*Spyro: Did the spaceship broke down like the school bus?
*Crunch: Yes! Crash, why would you do this?
*Koala Kong: I didn't mean to break down the machine system of the ship.
*Aku Aku: It's okay. I can fix everything in seconds.
*Coco: Crash broke it. Now we're stuck in the smelly junkyard.
*Spyro: It smell like toxic bombs in here. I would rather stay in gnorc prison.
*Tawna: *break the door* Oh wow. Thanks a lot Crash Bandicoot. You took us all the way to the garbage zone of the world.
*Crash: Aww. *feel sad*
*Coco: It's okay brother. Don't you go crazy on one of those ships again.
*Crunch: This look like a nice training area to race.
*Spyro: Is this where Oxide is going to race us in?
*Coco: No. He said he's going to find a place in Gasmoxia where we can race in.
*Tawna: This is a disaster. We're going to miss our chance to win.
*King Chicken: *float around*
*Koala Kong: Even the chicken is floating.
*Coco: Come outside. We need to set up camp in here. No time to waste.
*Spyro: Oh well, time to go to work.
(Meanwhile in space, N. Brioctopus is jumping on the meteor rocks, looking for Crash and Spyro's group)
*N. Brioctopus: Where could that Crash and Spyro be. Ooh, i know. They must be hiding on Gasmoxia. I am coming to get you. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!!! *keep flying to space*
(Back at Gasmoxia in the junkyard area, the gang set up camp as Spyro and Crash dig on the ground to search for treasure)
*Spyro: Where could the hidden gems be.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Spyro: Ah ha. What the? *grab a broken coin* This coin is broken and old as a dead rock.
*Tawna: Don't dig on the ground. That's dirty.
*Spyro: Me and Crash are just playing treasure hunt. We dig to see who got the most gems.
*Tawna: We're not on a pirate island. If i was a mermaid, then you guys would have trap me on a net.
*Spyro: Like a jellyfishing net?
*Crash: Ooh.
*Tawna: Come and have lunch with us.
*Spyro: What are we having? Hero Wumpas?
*Crash: Pancakes?
*Tawna: The table is all set up for you both.
*Spyro: Sweet.
*Crash: Food!
(At the camp site, the tables are set up with Crunch cooking up some ribs as the Nitro Squad are seen eating some chinese food)
*Liz: You really do have a great culture Megumi.
*Megumi: Yep. That's what my fangirls say.
*Isabella: What kind of food do you like? Seafood?
*Megumi: This Chinese food is giving me vibes.
*Ami: Is this Japanese food? The noodles used to taste like the school cafeteria's noodles.
*Liz: School lunch is garbage. I remember one time when i was working as a science teacher, the bread taste like soap.
*Isabella: They put soap and shampoo on the ingredients?
*Liz: Their cooking sucks. If i was a chef, i would cook just like what Crunch is doing.
*Crunch: Ribs are done. Who want ribs.
*Coco: I do.
*Koala Kong: Eh? I would eat a meatloaf for lunch.
*Crunch: I just finished cooking. Meatloaf for you.
(Spyro and Crash show up on the camp site)
*Spyro: Did i just smell ribs?
*Crash: Ribs!
*Spyro: Let's grab them buddy.
*Tawna: *use a hose to water splash on Crash and Spyro*
*Spyro: Hey.
*Tawna: You both were dirty when you were digging up on the trash.
*Spyro: How is the ground the trash? Do we need to hire a robot maid to trash all of this ground up?
*Crash: *shake head*
*Tawna: Go and eat. You're killing me today.
*Crash: He he he.
*Spyro: Crash, stop making fun of me.
*Tawna: That's my boy.
*King Chicken: *peak on the empty can*
(Crash, Coco, Spyro, Koala Kong, Tawna and Crunch sit together for lunch by eating ribs)
*Coco: Like what Koala say, the secret is in the diet.
*Koala Kong: Hey. my meatloaf.
*Crunch: It's burning. I'll be back!
*Spyro: Your dad is really a hard cook.
*Tawna: That's his little brother.
*Spyro: Little brother? How is Crash the smallest of the group if Crunch is the big one?
*Tawna: It's not easy to talk about people's heights, purple dragon.
*Spyro: I was being cocky. Only people like Gnasty Gnorc are cocky.
*Coco: Gnasty Gnorc is like the ugliest creature i've ever met since we first raced at the Artisans.
*Spyro: That race was bonkers. Almost everyone lost the race and lost their minds like that Pinstripe guy.
*Crash: *eat all the ribs*
*Spyro: One rib at a time. *eat the rib* Not bad. I'll take Crunch's cooking over Master Chef's cooking at Sunny Beach.
*Coco: Woo hoo, that's what he's talking about.
*Crunch: *place the meatloaf on Koala Kong's plate* Lunch is served. It's a little burn, i swear to god.
*Koala Kong: Thank you! No sauce?! What a letdown.
*Crunch: Just eat the food, big guy.
*Koala Kong: Fine. Next if you don't put sauce, i'm punching you right in the face.
*Crunch: Ooh, don't punch the cook.
*Tawna: I wish we were back on Earth so we don't have to deal with Oxide' schemes ever again.
*Spyro: Don't worry Tawna. As long Oxide is defeated, the whole planet will be all ours.
*Tawna: But we don't like here. Only the nastiest aliens like Zem and Zam live here.
*Coco: Gross little guys. They almost beat us back at Clockwork Wumpa.
*Crunch: Since a series of races in the summer, those two Norms almost threw a bomb at us, but they end up all dying in the first place.
*Coco: Didn't they die for real?
*Crunch: They're made of liquid goo. They clone together just like their species.
*Tawna: Since the first Grand Prix started, we went on a world tour. From Florida to Las Vegas.
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Spyro: Our world never had states. We just jump from portal to portal and go to a place like the Beast Makers.
*Tawna: Also, we did some belly dancing at Twilight Tour. I gave every lab assistant a wumpa fruit for giving us flowers.
*Spyro: Did Cortex pay these lab assistants just to see you ladies shake their booties?
*Megumi, Liz, Ami and Isabella: Ooh.
*Tawna: Spyro. You're so funny.
*Spyro: Ha ha ha. That's a very funny story Tawna.
*Crash: Grrrr.
*Spyro: Whoa. Crash, settle down. I'm just telling jokes to Tawna.
*Koala Kong: I got ran over by a cart once when i was throwing rocks and TNT crates to Crash at the mines.
*Crash: *grumbles gibberish*
*Spyro: Crash? Are you mad?
*Tawna: I think Crash is jealous of you.
*Liz: Busted!
*Spyro: Did you and Crash broke up?
*Crash: *punch Spyro*
*Spyro: Ooh, you punch me. You really punch me.
*Koala Kong: *laugh*
*Aku Aku: Hey guys, what's that fresh smell of food you're cooking?
*Crunch: We're just eating lunch.
*Sparx: Me and Aku Aku are discussing about the future of our worlds.
*Spyro: I remember a few years ago when Red came back and started to send the gnorcs to spread dark gems all over the world.
*Coco: It's so like Twinsanity. 
*Tawna: You guys give me a break.
*Coco: Who want to hear some daytime stories?
*Liz: I'm on!
*Megumi: I wanna hear some daytime stories.
*Spyro: Daytime stories? Isn't it bedtime stories?
*Crunch: It's like bedtime stories, but in the daytime, we do stories out of daytime in the morning.
*Spyro: But the sky is green. Is their sun different than the one on Earth?
*Crunch: It just depend on the time. Come on boys and girls. To the bean bags.
*King Chicken: *walk to the bean bag*
*Spyro: Sorry Crash that you feel embarrassed about your girlfriend's feelings.
*Crash: Na na na. *walk to the bean bags*
*Spyro: Crash, come back. I'm a good comedian.
*Tawna: Spyro, come with me.
*Spyro: Where are we going?
*Tawna: There is a street alley that we can train in.
*Spyro: But we didn't set up the karts.
*Tawna: It's only you and me.
*Sparx: Where are you guys going?
*Tawna: Me and Spyro are going to talk about training and preparing to race.
*Aku Aku: You can train if you want. But be back on time before Oxide make an announcement.
*Spyro: See you in the starting line.
*Tawna: Come on.
*Spyro: Wait up Tawna.
TO BE CONTINUED
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