April Fools, Susan! (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan: "Hey, Curd!"
Curd: "What is it, Susan?"
Ivan: "Susan, what do you want from us for April Fools-"
Susan: "Let's prank everyone in this city!"
Ivan: "Hmm, good idea."
Susan: "Who should be our first victim?"
Curd: "My mom."
Susan: "Good idea!"
Curd: "Ivan, let's go!"
The three to run to 3001
Curd: "Hey, Heads! Do you have a robotic suit?"
Heads: "Oh, I do! It's made of iron."
Curd: "Perfect!" 
Heads: he puts it on the trio "There! You're looking good!"
Curd: "Oh, this is going to be so good...."
The trio goes to Unit 3003
Curd: she acts like a zombot
Cream: "The Metal Virus is back? GET AWAY FROM ME ZOMBOTS! YOU ARE NOT GONNA INFECT ME, I TELL YOU! GEMERL! GET THEM!"
Gemerl: "OK, Mrs. Cream." he spindashed at the trio
The trio gets pushed to the wall
Gemerl: "Uh oh, these are just suits!"
The trio got out of their suits
Susan, Curd, and Ivan: "APRIL FOOLS!"
Cream: "April Fools... CURD! Is this an excuse for you to make a prank like that?"
Curd: "Yes, it is."
Cream: "Don't joke about such terrible things like that! You're-"
The three laugh
Cream: "It's not even funny."
Butter: "I think it is!"
Curd: "Well that's our first victim. Who's our next?"
Susan: "This is perfect already. Let's get others to join our plan to prank the entire city."
Curd: "Wait, we did that before."
Susan: "But it wasn't exactly as effective as I would've liked."
Ivan: "Let's get everyone to join our prank."
Montage of them getting everyone to join their prank starts
Ivan: "Hey, Swift! Wanna join the big Zombot prank of the day?"
Swift: "Hmm... maybe not."
Ivan: "You'll get energy drinks if you do!"
Swift: "I'm in."
Ava: "Well, a little bit of mischief wouldn't hurt." she smirked
Ivy: "I'm joining in because I have nothing better to do."
Sasha: "Well you know this could be a way to taunt Tails or Sally."
Lucy: "I'm in. That's going to be the prank of the century."
Platinum: "That's evil." he paused for a bit "I LOVE IT!"
Inferno: "Let us join in!"
Speedy: "I'm in. Let's hope this works."
Anne and Isabella: "Do we perform the music number before or after this prank?"
Muscle: "I'd like to say after."
Beam: "Yeah, how cool would that be?"
Tia and Lulu: "We're in. Good luck convincing Bomber-"
Bomber: "I'm joining. My dad is part of Team Hooligan after all."
Tia: "Bean The Woodpecker? Then does that mean you're a-"
Susan: "I'm not sure."
Tia: "Is your dad really a duck or is he a woodpecker?"
Bomber: "Hmm, if I had to guess, he's probably a hybrid. By the way, did you know that my dad had two of his friends featured in the game Dynamite Dux?"
Tia: "Oh, I didn't know that!"
Bomber: "Anyways let's get the party started."
Heads starts creating more suits for the team
They all wear it on, but Tia is struggling
Tia: "This is heavy." she falls down
Heads: "Well it's OK. You can melt metal and make it so that it's more realistic. I'd love to see the look on people's faces when they see you!"
Zombot "Invasion"
Sector Blue Grade 3: "All Hail Eggman... All Hail Eggman..."
The crowd was running away
Sonic: "The Metal Virus is back?"
Amy: "Save yourselves, everyone!"
Cream: "Our kids have been infected by the Metal Virus! Tails! Please help find the cure!"
Tails: "It's April Fools. I suspect something..."
Cream: "Just to be sure, find the cure!"
Tails: "Hey! That rhymed!"
Cream: "We need to save our kids and save everyone else from getting infected!"
Tails: "But they don't seem slim-"
Tia: she melts her suit and it becomes slimy
Tails: "OK, now I understand now."
All of Sector Blue Grade 3 moans and everyone runs away from them
Cream: "Mr. Spencer! Join me with telling the other cities-"
Tails: "But Spencer isn't very smart."
Cream: "He's popular. Very few know he's quote unquote stupid."
Tails: "You could've picked someone better."
Cream: "I just wanted to make this a reference to something so that it'd be more believable. Spencer does seem to have a deep voice after all."
Custard: "By the way, only Cream can lampshade." he slaps Tails
Cream: "That wasn't nice!"
Custard: "Just go do you thing, Tails."
Tails: "Also Ava lampshades a lot too."
Cream: "Yeah."
Custard: "Lampshading! The technique writers use to address something that doesn't make sense in a story."
Cream: she flies to Nutropolis while holding Spencer
Spencer: "Whee! I'm flying!"
Nutropolis
Cream: she flies to Nutropolis
Spencer: "Wow! What a peaceful city."
Cream: she puts "Beware the Zombot" posters everywhere "OK, Spencer, this is a very delicate situation and must be treated with great care and sensitivity."
Spencer: "Gotcha."
Cream: simultaneously with Spencer "RUN EVERYBODY! RUN! MONSTER!"
Spencer: simultaneously with Cream "HEY! MONSTER ON THE LOOSE!"
The people run away
Cream: "And prepare your weapons."
Gaia City
Tails: he was working on a cure
The Sector Blue Third Graders run after everyone
Sonic: "Who brought back the Metal Virus?"
Amy: "EGGMAN..." she transforms into Raging Rose
Raging Rose: "YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!"
Mobotropolis
Sonia: "Breaking news everyone!"
Sawyer: "THE ZOMBOTS ARE BACK! BE PREPARED!"
The crowd runs away and prepares to destroy the zombots Ghostbusters style
Gaia City
Tails: "Good. Mobotropolis knows now."
Heads: he looks at everyone "All 3 cities know about it. Time to reveal."
Other Sector Blue Third Graders: they nod their heads
All Sector Blue Third Graders take off their suits
Tails: "Wait, what just happened?"
Sector Blue Grade 3: they get out their megaphones "APRIL FOOLS!"
Tails: he walked towards them menacingly "Do you realize what you've done?"
Cream: she flies back with Spencer "Yeah. That was insensitive."
Tails: "You have done a horrible thing today, kids."
Skyler: "Yeah, and I thought I was evil during April Fools!"
Heads: "We were just eviler?"
Tails: "No, this is unacceptable."
Ivy: she puts a card on Tails "Come on! Accept me already!"
Tails: "You have made 3 cities panic, and YOU CALL THIS A PRANK?"
Sonic and Amy: "Swift and Ava, you are grounded!"
Swift: he runs away
Ava: "Darn it. I thought that was good."
Everyone threw tomatoes at the team
Samantha: "Susan, you did WHAT?"
Susan: she sighs "I admit it. I, Curd, and Ivan orchestrated the entire thing."
Samantha: she sighs
Ivan: "At least I'm motherless and don't have to face the consequences."
Cream: "OK, Curd. I get that it's April Fools. I'm not going to ground you, because I know how hard it was to be taught by Benny-"
Curd: "Butter."
Cream: "Oh, right, Butter that April Fools is about evil pranks. But news flash..."
Ricotta: he does a news flash presentation and it shows "April Fools isn't about evil!"
Cream: "April Fools isn't about evil."
Curd: "WHAT? ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT APRIL FOOLS WAS ABOUT BEING EVIL!"
Cream: "It's not, Curd."
Curd: "But how?"
Cream: "Well you see the others are getting grounded because they know better than that."
Samantha: "Does it mean I should let my daughter off the hook too?"
Cream: "We both have husbands who aren't the best fathers, so maybe a simple "April Fools isn't about evil" oughta do it."
Samantha: "But even Susan knows that-"
Cream: "Spencer is stupid. But she still thought all her life that April Fools was about making pranks as evil as possible."
Samantha: "Yeah, so how about this? She gets grounded for 1 week."
Cream: "That's a fair punishment."
Samantha: "Ok, Cream! Susie, I'm not letting you off the hook this time."
Susan: "But why, Mom? Curd is off the hook."
Samantha: "Because even YOU know that your dad is stupid. And the whole "April Fools is about evil" thing is not true. It's not about being as evil as possible, Susan. April Fools is about making harmless pranks. Don't zap people for fun! Knock knock jokes and whoopie cushions are what April Fools is about. It's not about destroying things people love or what you just did is not what it's about."
Susan: "Oh! I guess I deserve to be grounded. I should've known that my dad is stupid."
Samantha: "You should have!"
Susan: "OK, one week isn't that bad. I promise I won't be this evil next April Fools!"
Samantha: "That's good, my daughter!"
Susan Narrator: "And so everyone else got punished. Except Curd. And I only got partially punished, not knowing that April Fools isn't about evil pranks."
The End
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