How to Revive an Erased Soul

Thanks to Blue Lily and her trusty sidekick Lilybell, we now know how to bring back an erased soul!
This may be extremely American of me, but at least there is SOME way to do it!
== Supplies ==
* Cauldron
* Pre-made slime
* Chicken Broth
* Donkey Pee
* Things of nature
* Rubber duck of erased soul
* Cows Tounge
* DNA of relative to erased soul
* LOL Surprise Doll
== Steps ==
# Get a cauldron with a diameter of about half a meter (50 centimeters, I think. Sorry, I'm American)
# Fill it with pre-made slime from a dollar store (like Dollar General or Dollar Tree), some chicken broth, and a random ingredient of choice (it has to be somewhat edible, though poison mushrooms are acceptable)
# Stir for 10 minutes.
# Now, add in "the urine of an ass". Or donkey pee, in simpler words.
# Add in the rubber duck of erased soul of choice (you have to steal it from Lucifer) 
# Stir a bit more, adding in flowers, leaves, sticks, and other things of nature
# Add a cow's tounge that has been sitting out for two weeks. You might have to prepare prior to doing the ritual, hence the "One I Prepared Earlier" trope
# Stir for an hour, singing to it as you go.
# Now, add in the DNA of at least one person the erased soul is related to (in the series, Blue is reviving the deceased ancients, so she uses Dark Choco's saliva)
# The final ingredient is oddly enough, a LOL Surprise doll. However, it HAS TO BE A TOT or else it won't work.
# Stir while singing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, though it doesn't have to be correctly
# After about eight minutes, there should some signs of it working. Some notable signs are thunder and lightning, upside down zebras, and the TV changing from Nick Jr. to an adult show
# It may take the soul a bit to get used to being in their bodies again, some of them (such as Pure Vanilla) even look dead in this stage.
# And now, pride yourself for reviving a soul
== Useful Notes ==
* It is okay if you don't get the song correct. Lilybell didn't, but it turned out successful!
* Some items need to be prepared beforehand
* I don't think it will actually work IRL, but in UF it does!
* Prior to the characters revival in the series, you can remove them from the "Erased" and "Deceased" categories and added to the "Revived" category
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