Minimum Wage (Copy Ability)

==Minimum Wage (Copy Ability)==
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Minimum wage is one of Kirby's abilities and what he does for work after Nintendo stopped making his games.
==General Information==
Minimum wage is a ability that allows Kirby to work a menial job, only getting by paycheck to paycheck. This ability can be used to cook fast food, live in a small decripit apartment, and become a victim of tobacco corporations' agressive marketing tatics. Some moves are effective long range, as in Kirby can use his smart phone to express his complaints on social media and read his Communist Manifesto E-book whenever he's bored at work, wishing he could bust a nut back at his rathole home.
This ability is obtained by being a teenager, being just a few shades of pink too dark, trying drugs after falling out of popularity, or not having a formal education.
==Moveset==
Move 	Controls 	Description 	Damage
Serve 	Turn on the fryer	Create inedible slop for the masses. 	Causes obesity crisis
Gossip 	Avoid customers 	Chat with your friend Captain Falcon instead of making someone's lunch. 	Angry customers may bite!
Addiction	Your wallet 	Want to kill yourself even more than you already do when the drugs withdraw.	
Gets you fucked up bad
==Trivia==
*The cover of the 67th volume of Kirby of the Stars: The Story of Dedede Who Lives in Pupupu features Kirby and McDonalds, though this is notably seperate from Kirby's minimum wage job as it involves Ronald McDonald's explotation of cheap undocumented Waddle Dee labor in his Colombian french fry mills.
**This ability is not the first reference to fast food in the Kirby series, Gordo in Kirby's Dreamland being a reference to fatasses prior.
*Minimum wage is similar to the beam ability in that its terrible but relativily common and is geared towards those with low standards.
Category:Copy Ability