Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History 35

thumb|right|335 pxThe 35th installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It features DC Comics' Superman against the Marvel powerhouse, The Hulk. It was uploaded December 19th, 2013.
==Cast==
Vic Porter as Superman and The Hulk
==Lyrics==
===Superman:===
suck your mum suck your mum 
Should I take it easy on you? 'Cause they tell me that you're sensitive!
But I won't hold back, I really hope that you can handle it,
I'll tell you what, i'll end you, then send you to Anger Management!
You randomly attack while I'm fighting for a just cause,
Cabbage in your pants while I've got a pair of steel balls!
I'll choke you out as Clark Kent, despite my mild manner,
Then sing a tribute at your funeral: The Scarred, Strangled, Banner!
===Bruce Banner:===
I'm the Marvel of the science world while you're just a desk jockey,
Drop a one-two punch like Hiroshima and Nagasaki!
I'm a killer with my metaphors, my level's unattainable,
My skill is like your red underwear, it's unexplanable!
I'll tear you into pieces, like a lyrical Jack the Ripper,
You take your clothes off in public, Clark, the "S" stands for "Stripper"!
Lois wants me in her fast lane each anf every night,
And Newsflash! You die by green, and I don't mean kryptonite!
===Superman:===
Okay, you're asking for the knock-out and sheer humiliation,
That vision of you winning's just the Gamma Radiation!
I think it's time that we cement your second loss,
Didn't need my X-Ray sight to see inside of Betty Ross!
Cool your temper with my breath, got an ice cold flow,
So after every line I'll hit you with a "Hey, are you mad bro?"
You'd better go before I turn you into mush,
You might be big, but you still ride the short bus!
===The Hulk:===
* Banner transforms into the Hulk
Hulk come back, Hulk gon' snap!
Hulk beat Cape-man flat like flapjack!
Him no "Steel"! Just go home!
No strong, weak point is a gemstone!
This mistake, this folly,
Hulk Smash you just like he smash Wally!
Sun can't save you, take Hulk's fist!
They rename you: Hulk's Superbitch!
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Who Won?
Superman
Bruce Banner/The Hulk
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Category:Vic Porter
Category:Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoon History
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Category:Superman
Category:ERBoCH Season 2 Ex.