Lifetime (TV network) Schedule September 12, 2005 September 18, 2005

8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "La Place sans Souci" 	With her income tax refund, Suzanne offers to treat everyone at Sugarbaker's to a weekend at La Place Sans Souci, a posh new health spa. Upon their arrival, Charlene and Suzanne are put on a strict weight loss diet, while Julia and Mary Jo are encouraged to gain weight. Starring: Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Edie Adams, Ted O'Brien, Patricia Wilson, Deanna McKinstry, Eileen Barnett, Christopher Ginnaven   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "La Place sans Souci" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "A Blast from the Past" 	The historical league puts Sugarbaker's on a tour of historical homes when the league discovers the house was built on the foundation of an old Civil War home. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Mary Ann Mobley, Kristoffer Tabori   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "A Blast from the Past" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 134 • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?	Sophia decides she wants to become a nun. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 134 • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E24 - The Heather Biblow Story 	Fran's old nemisis lands a role on a popular soap opera. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Pamela Anderson, Joshua Morrow, Shemar Moore, Peter Bergman, Rachel Chagall, Barbara Crampton, Jeanne Cooper, Ann Guilbert, Hunter Tylo, Lee Brook   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E24 - The Heather Biblow Story 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	Stand by Your Man 	Blanche's new love interest is in a wheelchair. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	Stand by Your Man 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E25 - The Boca Story 	Fran is upset after learning her mother is planning to move to Florida. Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Ann Guilbert, Alicia Machado, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Stanley Kamel, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Alicia Machado, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG L]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E25 - The Boca Story 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E26 - Fran's Gotta Have It 	Fran's attempt to cement her relationship with Maxwell is rudely interrupted when Niles has a heart attack. Celine Dion guest stars. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Celine Dion, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Ann Guilbert, Harry Van Gorkum   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E26 - Fran's Gotta Have It 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	Mrs. George Devereaux S6E9 	Blanche finds out her ex-husband faked his death. Sonny Bono guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Sonny Bono   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	Mrs. George Devereaux S6E9 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1214 Legend: The Ghosts of the Lizzie Borden House 	Featured stories: The Lizzie Borden house in Fall River, Massachusetts, site of the infamous axe murders, is now a bed and breakfast, and the strange happenings there cause many to speculate that Lizzie's victims haunt the house; Vincennes University journalism student Brook Baker was murdered after she began working on an expose about a date rape alleged to have occurred at a fraternity, and she told police that a fraternity member had threatened her; Christine Skubish fell asleep at the wheel and drove off the road, dying instantly, but her son Nick miraculously survived, and was found because two other travelers had a vision which caused them to call the police; while driving on a Texas highway, three people spotted a fiery UFO and suffered radiation burns, but the military reported nothing strange in area that night and denied responsibility for any medical problems that occurred as a result of exposure to radiation.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1214 Legend: The Ghosts of the Lizzie Borden House 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.   [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	 	
 		 	 	
1:30 pm 		Out of Sight 	 	A career bank robber, breaks out of jail and heads to Detroit with a friend to pull off another heist. A female marshal, is assigned to track the felons. However, he kidnaps her and then seduces her. Once she is free again, she has second thoughts about turning him in. Starring: Albert Brooks, Jennifer Lopez, Ving Rhames, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Dennis Farina, Don Cheadle   [CC] [TV-14 LV]
1:30 pm 		Out of Sight 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Deterioration" (N) 	When three separate patients take a dramatic turn for the worse, Andy is forced to question her own skills as a surgeon, while simultaneously finding herself at odds with her daughter whom she suspects harbors a dangerous secret. Meanwhile, Lu treats a pregnant woman who has been exposed to chicken pox. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG L]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Deterioration" (N) 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E16 - The Grandmas 	Fran lobbies for change, only to discover her parents are getting divorced. Marilyn Cooper, Ann Guilbert, Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Marilyn Cooper, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG D]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E16 - The Grandmas 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E17 - Val's Boyfriend 	Val's new boyfriend makes an unexpected pass at Fran; C.C. quits after Maxwell's refusal to make her a partner. Marvin Hamlisch and James DiStefano guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Marvin Hamlisch, Rachel Chagall, James DiStefano   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E17 - Val's Boyfriend 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 92 • “You Gotta Have Hope” 	Dorothy becomes frantic after the celebrity emcee she hired for the Ladies' Auxiliary hospital variety show benefit cancels. When Rose says she can get Bob Hope to emcee, the girls think she is being silly -- that is, until Bob Hope shows up for the benefit! Andre Rosey Brown, June Claman, Eadie Del Rubio, Elena Del Rubio, Milly Del Rubio, Bob Hope, Linda L. Rand, Daniel Rosen, Daniel Seale, and Meg Wylie guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Andre Rosey Brown, Bob Hope, Meg Wylie, Eadie Del Rubio, Elena Del Rubio, Milly Del Rubio, Daniel Rosen, Daniel Seale, June Claman, Linda L. Rand   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 92 • “You Gotta Have Hope” 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Ebbtide for the Defense" 	A convention of personal injury lawyers is staying at the hotel, and Rose has booked another group of people, the judges, causing the hotel to be overbooked. Rose suggests having a judge and a lawyer double up so all the guests can fit. Guest Stars: Robert Beecher, Gregory Sierra, Steve Hytner, Christopher Collins Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Robert Beecher, Christopher Collins, Steve Hytner, Gregory Sierra   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Ebbtide for the Defense" 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Malpractice 	 	After the tragic death of a child during surgery, prominent surgeon Dr. Ken Garrett is unable to cope, and stays home while his wife Beth, a lawyer, supports the family. When a nurse from the same surgical team hires Beth to represent her in a wrongful death suit against the same hospital, a series of ominous coincidences cause Beth to become suspicious -- not of the hospital, but of her client. Starring: Gabrielle Carteris, Ritchie Montgomery, Stephanie Zimbalist, Michael Arata, Marcus Flanagan, John McConnell   [CC] [TV-PG LV]
7:00 pm 		Malpractice 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Ambulance Girl 	(N) 	Based on the novel by Jane Stern, this is the poignant and funny account of how a successful, yet anxiety ridden woman who in the midst of a marital crisis, tamed her demons by volunteering to become an EMT. By facing death every day and helping others, she is finally able to heal herself and ultimately her marriage. Starring Kathy Bates and Robin Thomas. Starring: Kathy Bates, Robin Thomas   [CC] [TV-PG L] [Spanish/SAP]
9:00 pm 		Ambulance Girl 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Ebbtide for the Defense" 	A convention of personal injury lawyers is staying at the hotel, and Rose has booked another group of people, the judges, causing the hotel to be overbooked. Rose suggests having a judge and a lawyer double up so all the guests can fit. Guest Stars: Robert Beecher, Gregory Sierra, Steve Hytner, Christopher Collins Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Billy L. Sullivan, Robert Beecher, Christopher Collins, Steve Hytner, Gregory Sierra   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Ebbtide for the Defense" 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	Stan Takes a Wife 	Dorothy falls in love--with her ex-husband Stan. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	Stan Takes a Wife 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		How Clean is Your House?	116 A Sour Note (N) 	This is the modern day ?Partridge Family? with a dirty twist. This musical family, along with their bizarre permanent houseguest Mr. Brown, has given up cleaning in order to pursue their musical talents. All day long they makeup songs and practice new routines. Kim and Aggie have come to teach this musical family a brand new tune. Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		How Clean is Your House?	116 A Sour Note (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		How Clean is Your House?	112 To Grandmother's House We Don't Go! (N) 	Melissa Bidney's two young sons haven't been to their grandmother's home in years. That's because Grandma Charlotte's house is a filthy, cluttered mess, and Melissa is concerned about the boys' health and safety. Melissa loves her mom dearly, and she needs Kim and Aggie to turn this grimy grandma into one neat nana. Starring: Kim Woodburn, Aggie Mackenzie   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:30 am		How Clean is Your House?	112 To Grandmother's House We Don't Go! (N) 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Anthony's Graduation" 	Anthony's college graduation is approaching, and he is nervous about being a commencement speaker. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Meshach Taylor, Olivia Brown, Albert Lewis, Frances E. Williams, Alice Ghostley, Marilyn Coleman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Anthony's Graduation" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Hearts and Minds" 	Under the watchful eye of their acting captain, the inspectors are on the hunt for three prisoners who are on the run after escaping custody and shooting a Federal Marshal. When Kate finds out that she is out of the running for Chief of Police, she finds herself struggling not only with her recovery, but also with the decision whether or not to return to work. Jinny says goodbye to Jack and gets some startling news about her brother's murder. Magda is relieved to find out she's not pregnant, but still torn about her affair with Jonah. Nate's attempt to talk to C.D. about the kiss they shared is cut short. Dean Cain guest stars. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm, Dean Cain   [CC] [TV-PG DLV] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Hearts and Minds" 	
Designing Women "Papa Was a Rolling Stone"
Designing Women "And Now, Here's Bernice"
The Golden Girls "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die"
The Nanny "The Morning After"
The Golden Girls "Ebbtide's Revenge"
The Nanny "First Date"
The Nanny "The Bobbie Fleckman Story"
The Golden Girls "The Bloom Is Off the Rose"
Unsolved Mysteries
Unsolved Mysteries
Malpractice (2001)
Strong Medicine "Poison" (N)
The Nanny "Love Is a Many Blundered Thing"
The Nanny "Your Feets Too Big"
The Golden Girls "Fiddler on the Ropes"
The Golden Palace "Can't Stand Losing You"
Speak (2004)
Black and Blue (1999 film) (N)
The Golden Palace "Can't Stand Losing You"
The Golden Girls "Love Me Tender"
The Nanny "The Fifth Wheel"
The Nanny "The Nose Knows"
Designing Women "La Place sans Souci"
The Division "Acts of Betrayal"
Intimate Portrait Geraldine Ferraro (N)
Designing Women "Pearls of Wisdom"
Designing Women "High Noon in a Laundry Room"
The Golden Girls "There Goes the Bride: Part 1"
The Nanny "Fransom"
The Golden Girls "There Goes the Bride: Part 2"
The Nanny "The Ex-Niles"
The Nanny "A Decent Proposal"
The Golden Girls "Miles to Go"
Unsolved Mysteries
Unsolved Mysteries
Black and Blue (1999 film)
Strong Medicine "The Philadelphia Chromosome" (N)
The Nanny "Where's the Pearls?"
The Nanny "The Hockey Show"
The Golden Girls "We're Outta Here"
The Golden Palace "Seems Like Old Times (Part 1)"
Stranger in My Bed (TV Movie 2005)
Lies My Mother Told Me (TV Movie 2005)
The Golden Palace "Seems Like Old Times (Part 1)"
The Golden Girls "Blind Date"
The Nanny "The Bank Robbery"
The Nanny "Samson, He Denied Her"
Designing Women "A Blast from the Past"
The Division "Bite Me"
Designing Women "How Long Has This Been Going On?"
Designing Women "The Emperor's New Nose"
The Golden Girls "Older and Wiser"
The Nanny "Mommy and Mai"
The Golden Girls "Melodrama"
The Nanny "Fair Weather Fran"
The Nanny "Educating Fran"
The Golden Girls "Witness"
Unsolved Mysteries
Unsolved Mysteries
Lies My Mother Told Me (TV Movie 2005)
Strong Medicine "PMS, Lies and Red Tape" (N)
The Nanny "That's Midlife"
The Nanny "The Cantor Show"
The Golden Girls "We're Outta Here"
The Golden Palace "Seems Like Old Times (Part 2)"
Miracle Run (TV Movie 2004)
Ambulance Girl (TV Movie 2005)
The Golden Palace "Seems Like Old Times (Part 2)"
The Golden Girls "The Impotence of Being Ernest"
The Nanny "The Facts of Lice"
The Nanny "Fran's Roots"
Designing Women "Papa Was a Rolling Stone"
The Division "Skips and Stones"
Designing Women "Maybe Baby"
Designing Women "This Is Art?"
The Golden Girls "Even Grandmas Get the Blues"
The Nanny "From Flushing with Love"
The Golden Girls "What a Difference a Date Makes"
The Nanny "Rash to Judgment"
The Nanny "One False Mole and You're Dead"
The Golden Girls "Love for Sale"
Unsolved Mysteries
Unsolved Mysteries
Captive Hearts (TV Movie 2005)
Strong Medicine "Orders" (N)
The Nanny "Green Card"
The Nanny "Ship of Fran's"
The Golden Girls "Till Death Do We Volley"
The Golden Palace "Just a Gigolo"
The Sleepwalker Killing (TV Movie 1997)
Terror in the Family (TV Movie 1996)
The Deep End of the Ocean (film)
The Division "What's Love Got to Do with It?"
Head 2 Toe Tracy and Linda (N)
Head 2 Toe Kate and Alena (N)
The Golden Girls "Henny Penny — Straight, No Chaser"
The Golden Girls "Hey, Look Me Over"
Extremities (film)
Shadows of Desire (TV Movie 1994)
Dead Husbands (TV Movie 1998)
Snap Decision (TV Movie 2001)
Living in Fear (TV Movie 2001)
Strong Medicine "Infectious Love" (N)
Virus (TV Movie 1995)
The Golden Girls "All Bets Are Off"
Miss Evers' Boys (TV Movie 1997)
A Time to Heal (TV Movie 1994)
A Touch of Fate (2003) (N)
Deadly Visions (TV Movie 2004)
Deadly Betrayal (TV Movie 2003)
Strong Medicine "It Takes a Clinic" (N)
Missing (Canadian TV series) "Patient X" (N)
The I Do Diaries: Wacky Wedding Videos 3 (N)
Wild Card (TV series) "The Learning Curve" (N)
Providence (American TV series) "Shadow Play"