Mr. Monkey

Martin Markavelious Monkey (aka Mr. Monkey) was the king of Sanity from 1492 to 1963, until he was executed. He was supposed to only be king for 7 years, but using false ID's and pretending to be his own son and calling himself Mr. Monkey II, Mr. Monkey III, Mr. Monkey IV, etc. he was able to be king for 471 years.
== History ==
Mr. Monkey was born on an island to his parents, Bob and Mary Monkey. They, like normal monkeys, threw him out when he was ten. Mr. Monkey, angry at his parents, killed them when he was sixteen. He then moved to a city where civilization was starting to form, called Cuba. He declared himself King, and since everybody was either too lazy or too busy killing each other in gladiator rings to object, he was crowned king. However, he was an awful king and kept all the money and gave none to the people, so they overthrew him in 1501. He wanted to kill everyone in Cuba, but it wouldn't work because there was like 1000 people and they were making children every day, so he could not kill everyone, so he just shaved a bit, changed his name to Mr. Monkey II, and declared himself king as his "father" was the previous king and the son should become the new king. The people thought this was fair because that's how the British people did it, so Mr. Monkey successfully became king again. He did better this time, and lasted 77 years. Then, the people thought he was king too long so they threw him out. Mr. Monkey just did the same tactic, just changing his name to Mr. Monkey III. He kept on doing this and successfully becoming king over and over again until 1963, when he was Mr. Monkey VII. The people realized they never saw Mr. Monkey VI have any children or have any wives, and none of the previous generations had done any of these things either. They eventually found out it was the same person, and hung Mr. Monkey in the town center. They elected Martin Luther King Jr. as the new king.
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