Island getaway

island getaway is the first episode of A spin-off just for spin-off kings. It was written by .
==Place==
This episode got seventh in the island getaway theme. (IN)
==Transcript==
(Episode begins with SpongeBob and Patrick doing annoying stuff outside Squidward's house)
Squidward: Oh, those two morons! I wish I could get some peace and quiet.
(He steps on his remote control by accident, which turns on his television)
TV Guy: -the show will continue after a word from our sponsor!
TV Guy 2: Hey, you!
(silence)
TV Guy 2: I'm talking to you, octopus!
Squidward: What? How-
TV Guy 2: No time for questions! Are you looking to get away to a far off land where you won't be annoyed by pesky neighbors?
Squidward: Uh… (grins) Hey, that could be nice.
TV Guy 2: Okay, just call [NUMBER WITHHELD] or visit our website at www.[WITHHELD].com!
(Squidward frantically picks up his phone and dials the number)
TV Guy from the commerical thing: Hey, you called just in time! Our tickets ran out and you got the last one! Yeah, you're a lucky boy.
Squidward: Okay, well, can I get the ticket to the far off land?
TV Guy: Sure!
(a ding dong is heard)
Squidward: One second. (he puts down the phone and goes to his door, grumbling)
Squidward: (opens the door) What do you-! (a ticket is on his mat, he picks up the ticket and it reads "Far Off Land") Hey, a ticket.
(Suddenly, a plane lands right outside Squidward's house)
SpongeBob: Look Patrick, a plane.
Patrick: Oh, I thought that was a metal bird.
Squidward: Haha! So long, buffoons! (He boards the plane and gives the pilot guy the ticket)
Pilot: i'm not supposed to take this but okay
(The plane takes off, blowing dust in SpongeBob and Patrick's faces)
SpongeBob: I wonder where Squidward's going.
Patrick: That was Squidward?
(We see a montage of Squidward doing stuff on the plane, like eating peanuts, watching something on the television thing, looking out the window, and sleeping, and of Bikini Bottom without Squidward. Suddenly, the plane stops)
Pilot: k we're here get off
(The passengers (including Squidward) get off the plane and onto the island, which has absolutely nothing in it except a palm tree)
Passenger 1: Well, what do we do here?
Passenger 2: Beats me, but I think we just got scammed.
Passenger 1: Hey, what's that?
(A giant boat appears from the distance)
Squidward: Looks like a boat! We're saved!
(They all cheer and board the boat, but the security doesn't allow Squidward in)
Squidward: Hey, what gives?
Security: Sorry, Squid, but we don't allow squids on our boat. (He points to a sign that reads "NO SQUIDS" with Squidward's face crossed out)
Squidward: But I'm an octopus.
Security: Don't try to 'science' your way out of it. We're sorry.
(He throws Squidward off the boat and back on the island, and the boat takes off without him)
Squidward: WAIT! PLEASE! Oh, come on!
(The episode ends with a far shot of the island and Squidward on it, with Squidward saying "Hello?")
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