OMORI

OMORI, or Omoriboy is a hikikomori, which is another way to say he's a loser who sits in his endlessly white room all day or an otaku from a trash shame named OMORI that sucks. He has occasionally been seen around Subcon with Super Mario terrorizing him as he's also a terrorist. He is one of the BIGGEST losers on the planet because of course he is.
OMORI plays shames, keeps a virtual diary, draws weird things in his sketchbook, and has a pet cat named MEWO on his side. His favorite songs are My Time and Fireflies, because they're both about sleeping obviously. OMORI is like garfield but for Tumblr users as he's much more relatable to they/them (or whatever pronouns are most popular nowadays.)
==History==
thumb|It's really depressing.|leftHe goes around his room killing people; he even has the highest genocide route in existence. Of course this is all made up, as OMORI had lost his mind. What his madness has lead to is the dimensional doors mod leaking from his Minecraft save into his room and him being less lonely.
However Willy Wonka decided "fuck you OMORI you get depression" and thus closed his balls, as well as the door, on him. This resulted in him playing Minecraft Alpha for an indefinite amount of time, leading the biggest constructed cup of Coffee to be sold off to Bill Gates in a deal that surprised trillions. 
The world of Subcon, Mario's dream estate, began construction when OMORI wanted to torture the most popular shame, Mario. For years as this was happening Mario became more and more mad and eventually found out where OMORI lived and killed him to death. When he woke up, his Skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again! Some time later OMORI has the idea of making his own paradises, so he constructs a few universes: WHITE SPACE, BLACK SPACE, RED SPACE, and HEADSPACE. He did so with the power of imagination, which impressed Father Bogan. WHITE SPACE is his favorite because it looked like the room he spawned in. Around this time, he adopts a cat named MEWO.
After becoming real, the first thing OMORI did was to take his blood and inject it into AI. This did nothing because you can't inject blood into AI to make it smart. OMORI would accidentally commit suicicde in the year 5820 when he stabbed himself to see if he'd wake up as somebody else.
==Trivia==
*OMORI is the solution to The Friendship Paradox. He both has no friends and infinitely many, as his friend count is at NaN as the result of Divide by Zero.
*One of OMORI's friends is Pedo Bear. This may be because OMORAT just ships the two.
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