Cool Meme Team gets BEANED

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==Summary==
Cool Meme Team arrives at the hospital to pick up Mr. Bean after his accident. They tell him the location of a Uno reverse card, an artifact the team themselves have used to cheat death. After entering the parking lot, Cool Meme Team is struck by a car while Mr. Bean is accidentally crushed by Count Cannoli's Mad Hat Mk. III.
Sometime later, Phoenix Wright enters the hospital to question Mr. Bean, only to discover he has been hospitalized again.
==Transcript==
*At St. Chad Hospital Floor 7*
*Cool Meme Team all cover their ears in pain.*
*Cool Meme Team enters the room Mr. Bean is in.*
*Crash pulls a glowing Uno reverse card out of his pants.*
*Big Chungus whispers something to Mr. Bean*
*In the hospital parking lot…*
*From Across the parking lot, a 1972 Reliant Regal speeds towards Cool Meme Team and Mr. Bean.*
*Ugandan Knuckles jumps in front of the car to save his friends.*
*Big Chungus jumps in front of Ugandan Knuckles to save him.*
*Crash jumps in front of the other two to save them.* *The Regal runs all three of them over, leaving Mr. Bean spared.*
*From above Mr. Bean, a flying vehicle descends downward*
*crunch*
*The Mad Hat Mk. III slowly, but surely lowered onto Mr. Bean, crushing him. Cannoli looks out the side of the Mad Hat and sees Mr. Bean crushed.*
*Cannoli looks at the screen.*
*Sometime later in the hospital lobby…*
Hospital Receptionist: 
Oh, I’m sorry but after being released today there was an accident and it will be a little longer before he can have visitors again.
Phoenix: (Ugh, just my luck… I bet the bear would get a kick out of the look on my face right now.)