Killary

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"Killary" is the second chapter of the of , written between October 2016 and August 2017 and published on 16 August 2017. It is authored by .
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:The crew of the finds themselves facing the sexual depravity of the once again, only this time they are lead by a fearsome new Queen.
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== Synopsis ==
=== Teaser ===
 records a on an unspecified . He begins ranting about Starfleet regulations and the "big-wig" admirals before realizing that the computer logged everything he just said. When the computer answers him, calling him a "naughty boy," he curses and wonders why has yet to remove 's mother's personality from the main computer per his orders. The computer erases the log, calling him "dear."
 contacts Picard from the , informing him of a broadcast from the , whose new Grand Nagus is making a speech. Picard wonders why he should "give a shit" about the 's business. When Riker tells him that their Grand Nagus is Donald Trump, Picard concedes, believing Trump's speech will give him a good laugh.
A Ferengi spokesperson asks Trump how he will earn the trust of the Ferengi people, and Trump responds with a long convoluted tale of how he is good at building "great things." The spokesperson then turns to a more sensitive topic: . Females are generally forbidden from wearing clothes or working in Ferengi society, and he asks Trump where he stands on this. Instead of responding directly, Trump goes on a tangent about how much he cherishes women and how a society is only as strong as its women. He concludes by saying, "We're gonna make great again!"
Picard loses his temper, throwing his computer and then dropping to the floor of the bridge. Trump continues his spiel, now talking about the , who he claims are freeloaders stealing jobs away from Ferengi workers. He goes into another rant partway through, talking about Trump City, and then returns to his original topic, saying he will build a wall around Ferengi borders and make the Breen pay for it, sending all the "freeloaders" back to their "ice bucket" of a .
Picard goes berserk, screaming, "No, no!!! The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!!" and ripping off 's arm, beating multiple crewmen with it. Data then presents the captain with a Snickers bar, telling him he becomes Captain Ahab when he is angry. Picard eats it, and begins trolololing.
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=== Continuity ===
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*See also: the previous chapter's continuity
=== Background and trivia ===
* wanted to continue the controversial nature of with this follow-up to . Even before the 2016 presidential election, he had wanted to write a chapter where the crew meets Hillary Clinton, but it wasn't until the race had narrowed down to her and Donald Trump that he finally decided what he wanted to do for this chapter.
*As with "Shut Up, Wesley!", he has included a disclaimer with the chapter to ensure that nobody takes offense at the jokes presented in the story.
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