Parody Phick

If you have not guessed and/or guest by now, this is a parody of most fanfics that have no sense, no logic in the shippings [They're all shippings of characters that hate each other] and random crossovers. Please enjoy Parody Phick.
Rated P for Peepee. Nah, just kidding, rated M for Mature [and also MADDER THAN A KID ON SUGAR].
==Chapdah Won: Sweet Dreeemz==
Shoe Kagameeeen and koonahduh wer havvinj seckz in dee oh shun on a leech wher clawd had gangsex wit micker maus weet 4 purt too