Mediocre Quadruplets

The Mediocre Quadruplets are a group of uberheroes dedicated to protecting the world from the evil Dr. Halflife. The team consists of four members, each with their own unique powers and abilities. 
== Members ==
=== Sir Lackluster ===
The self-proclaimed leader of the Mediocre Quadruplets, Sir Lackluster possesses the ability to compress his body into impossibly dense shapes. Because of this, he is able to sink in water and roll into a small ball. Sir Lackluster, as his name implies, has yet to discover a practical use for this ability; however, his natural bossiness leadership has allowed him to retain control over the group.
=== Opaque Woman ===
Sir Lackluster's sex slave and later reluctant wife, Opaque Woman has the power to prevent people from seeing through her body with x-ray vision. Because Dr. Halflife is known to use x-ray vision frequently, Opaque Woman is often used a visual blockade to prevent him from seeing something. Opaque Woman later gains the completely unrelated ability to generate force fields, but Sir Lackluster disallows her from using it, believing it to be a useless power compared to her other one.
=== Human Fireplace ===
The Human Fireplace possesses the ability to instantly cook marshmallows. For this reason, he exists as the moral support for the rest of the group, providing them with food whenever necessary.
=== The Doohickey ===
The Doohickey is a small rock that Sir Lackluster found on a hike during a trip to Canada. Growing attached to the object, Sir Lackluster began bringing the rock with him everywhere, eventually naming it the fourth member of the Mediocre Quadruplets. The Doohickey is often thrown at his enemies, inflicting massive damage and usually singlehandedly defeating the Mediocre Quadruplets' enemies. 
Category:Uberheroes