You're Welcome!

A little comedy/crossover short story from Max because he was bored and needed to use Dolph Ziggler in a funfiction/funnyfic/idk
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== Part One ==
"What a nice day.." Dolph Ziggler said as he was walking down the sidewalk. Then he remembered the sidewalk was made of dead people.
The end.
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Then Sunny came up to him and said only one thing. "You're Welcome!" She said cheerfully, and hopped away. Now, Dolph was really confused here, so he just kept walking. Then he forgot how to walk.
The end.
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Then Kinkajou came up to him and said only one thing. "You're Welcome!" She said cheerfully, and hopped away. Now, Dolph was even more confused. He wondered why everyone was saying you're welcome. So, he kept walking, until he fell down and died.
The end.
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Then Jambu came up to him and said only one thing. "You're Welcome!" He said cheerfully, and hopped away. Dolph Ziggler didn't know what to do now. He was getting a little frustrated, since everyone was acting like they helped him even though they did not. He kept walking, hoping to get it off of his mind, but he couldn't.
The end.
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Then Fatespeaker came up to him and said only one thing. :You're Welcome!" She said cheerfully, and hopped away. Dolph Ziggler decided if one more dragon came up to him, he would strangle them. So he kept walking until he remembered that he couldn't walk from before.
The end.
jk jk jk j- "ALRIGHT ENOUGH WITH THE 'JUST KIDDINGS'!!!" He shouted at Max, and he slowly walked away from the computer. Then, Morrowseer came up to him and said only one thing. "Go die." He said grouchily, and slowly trudged away.
The lesson is to be careful what you wish for. WILL THERE BE A PART TWO?!?!
"I hope not." Dolph said, and I kind of want the final word to be no.
== Part RuDOPLH Part Two ==
So, Dolph was walking again, then he noticed Max was writing about him again, so he grabbed Max by the Sweet Chin Music and threw him across the room. But Max landed on a bed. Then he noticed that bed was Sunny. Sunny was dead.
The End.
"I'm not letting you 'JK' this time." Dolph Ziggler grumbled, and then Kinkajou came up to him.
"What's wrong, Zig-Zag?" She asked, jumping around at the speed of a mechanical donkey.
"Do not call me 'Zig-Zag'." He snapped.
"Why not?"
"Because you aren't my friend. So no making nick-names for me."
"Sorry, RuDOLPH the red nosed Ziggler!"
"..."
Dolph just walked away, seeming done with Kinkajou. "Rudolph the red nosed Ziggler.." He mumbled to himself, while he walked. Then he remembered he couldn't walk from Part One paragraph four sentence five that he couldn't walk, leading him to fall down. The ground was of course made of cookies embedded in cement. So Dolph hit his head on the cookie cement, but it was all good because of physics. Jambu was walking by, trying to figure out how to play Pokemon Go.
"Hey, a little help here?" Ziggler said from the ground. "Oh great, now my shortened name is Ziggler? Let me change that.. Alright!!" Said The Best Ever And Has The Most Beautiful Hair You've Ever Seen And Also Is The Greatest Wrestler Ever. "Woah!! Can I do that?" Jambu excitedly asked and dropped the phone, leading it to fall into the ball-pit, never to be seen again. "Sure, what do you want it do?" Responded The Best Ever And Has The Most Beautiful Hair You've Ever Seen And Also Is The Greatest Wrestler Ever. "Hmm.. Maybe, King Jambu of the RainWings!" King Jambu of the RainWings requested. "Ah, thanks Dolp- I mean The Best Ever And Has The Most Beautiful Hair You've Ever Seen And Also Is The Greatest Wrestler Ever!"
"You're Welcome!"
WILL THERE BE A PART THREE?!?!?
"Maybe." Said The Best Ever And Has The Most Beautiful Hair You've Ever Seen And Also Is The Greatest Wrestler Ever.
== Part Zig Zag Swiggity Swag ==
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooookay. Why?" Asked Dolph Ziggler. He was aiming that at the name of the part. "Wait, did my name reset? Lemme restart that.." Dolph said, but was cut off by Kinkajou. "Heya Zig-Zag! How are you doing?" She asked happily, hopping around. Jambu was behind her, and Fatespeaker too. "Ah, aaaaaaaaaaaallllllll of you?!?" Dolph shouted, and grabbed a steel chair. That steel chair was a guitar.
The End.
Jk HEY HE ACTUALLY LET ME HOW LIT
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SCREW YOU MAX" Ziggler shouted, and threw Max into a fire. But the fire was a butt.
The End.
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"Hey! Don't be mean to our friend or the broverlord Cf'ac'thaglaargog!" Jambu screamed at Max, and threw Max into an atomic bomb. Kinkajou was the atomic bomb. Killing them all.
The End.
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"Dang it, no more of this! No part fo-" Ziggler was cut off by WILL THERE BE A PART FOUR?!?!
Category:Genre (Comedy)
Category:Genre (Short Story)
Category:Inspired by Fiction
Category:Fanfictions
Category:Fanfictions (Incomplete)
Category:Fanfictions (Fanon)