Big Brother Danganronpa/Season One/Welcome to Despair-Inducing Reality TV

Welcome to Despair-Inducing Reality TV is the first episode of Big Brother Danganronpa.
== Episode ==
=== Opening ===
MONOKUMA: HELLOOOOOOOOOOO everyone! I am Monokuma!
MONOMI: And... I am Monomi
MONOKUMA: ...you could always show more enthusiasm you dumb whore
MONOMI: k
MONOKUMA: AND I WOULD LOVE TO HOST THIS... but I don't want to
MONOMI: k
MONOKUMA: SO WELCOME OUR NEWEST SISTER, CHISAKUMA!
CHISAKUMA: R-ROTTENORANGES
MONOMI: ...k
MONOKUMA: MY JOB HERE IS DONE BYE
CHISAKUMA: HELLO MY FELLOW ROTTEN ORANGES LETS INTRODUCE OUR MARVELOUS CAST
CHISAKUMA: FIRST OFF LET'S START WITH A GRILL BC FEMALE ROTTEN ORANGE POWER AMIRITE, THIS BITCH IS DELICIOUS AND SHE MAKES DELICIOUS SHES RURUKA ANDO AYS BABE
RURUKA: hi im ruruka ando, im sickening and teruteru is quacking
CHISAKUMA: omg so like tell me more about urself
RURUKA: izayoi, also seiko die
CHISAKUMA: great now please move along
RURUKA: why
CHISAKUMA: WELL CAUSE WE GOT 10923779422974294742974299427271754482477927428627327542724490240284820275952825875286427749497249724972795265684275246542654265427842929852975297529775925927528642684242528659725972597297529752978642752457428472792579558508375279527284276426252572952742798536286474825266683194891418948011408801347171474114084080472749242974972666AGN0808238024804248204208420842084208420842842084280428 MORE ROTTEN ORANGES TO GO
RURUKA: are you on meth cookies or soemthing?
CHISAKUMA: no im on math cookies
RURUKA: oops
Ruruka goes inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: NEXT CONTESTANT HES A GUY AND HE IS FAT AND NERDY. AND IF HE ISNT GONE BY LIKE YESTERDAY RIGGED. PLEASE DO NOT WELCOME HIFUMI YAMADA
HIFUMI: hai im highfuming
CHISAKUMA: lifechanging. do u eat rotten oranges?
HIFUMI: I ONLY EAT MY WAIFUS
CHISAKUMA: no u eat cheetos
HIFUMI: true
CHISAKUMA: move along now
HIFUMI: okie
Hifumi goes inside the house. A female scream is heard.
CHISAKUMA: oops
Suddenly...
MONOMI: LOVELOVE
Monomi gets ready to blow up the set but she gets crushed by Tetris.
???: girl thats me in a spiritual level
Chisakuma turns around only to see a girl in a wheelchair equipped with a PC screen showing a decapitated Monaca head talking.
CHISAKUMA: SWEET JESUS WHAT THE-- rotten oranges, you must be Miaya!
MIAYA (she only talks through the decapitated Monaca head kk): Miaya Gekkogahara, that's me boo
CHISAKUMA: so... do you like actually talk or soemhting
MIAYA: idk bitch idfk
CHISAKUMA (to the audience): Miss Gekkogahara here is very shy and only speaks through her... avatar.
MIAYA: I was very inspired by the fucking bitch that dared to kill me in an Alternate Universe that wasn't kanon
CHISAKUMA: rotten oranges
MIAYA: werk bitch
Miaya goes inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: so let's meet our newest contestant he's--
JUZO: AND YOU THOUGHT MONDO WAS A VIOLENT PRICK WELL CHECK OUT THIS
CHISAKUMA: om
JUZO: im a very manly man chisa lets fuck
CHISAKUMA: no choke
JUZO: friendzoned again
CHISAKUMA: hey go fuck someone ok ok kk
JUZO: sorry, i only follow orders from master munakata
CHISAKUMA: ugh i knew it would cum to this
Chisakuma turns into Munakuma.
MUNAKUMA: im togami except not please step inside the house
JUZO: but i wanna hit chisakuma with my monster cock
MUNAKUMA: play with your pokemons somewhere else now step inside the house
JUZO: yes boss
Juzo steps inside the house. Munakuma turns into Chisakuma.
CHISAKUMA: now lets go str8 into the ROTTEN ORANGE she is the BIGGEST B-LIST CELEBRITY OUT THERE GIVE IT EVERYTHING FOR MISS SAYAKA MAIZONO
SAYAKA: Hi everyone!
CHISAKUMA: so maizono please tell me about--
SAYAKA: FUCK I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
*WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, P.S.: sayakas blatter is like a kitchen knife in your stomach smh*
SAYAKA: so um im very generic
CHISAKUMA: can tell
SAYAKA: im adorable
CHISAKUMA: meh ive seen better
SAYAKA: AND I WILL STEAL YOUR MAN FOR MY OWN PURPOSES XD IM SO CUTE
CHISAKUMA: werk
SAYAKA: but im also very nice since i helped naegi find out who the killer was when i died
CHISAKUMA: oki
SAYAKA: oh also i forgot im in bath harmony we just released our new hit single angel angie and liek im the zayn of the group KAWAII RIGHT
CHISAKUMA: icon now step inside the house
Sayaka goes inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK, ENJOY
heres some commercials for you
if you dont watch these chiaki will get murdered by jake paul's farts
CHISAKUMA: BACK TO THE EPISODE MY ROTTEN ORANGES WHOOP WHOOP
CHISAKUMA: SO NOW ITS TIME TO WORSHIP THE BEST AVOCADO IN LIKE EVER GIVE IT UP FOR A ROTTEN AVOCADO, RANTARO AMAMI
Rantaro breathes.
TOM: LEMME FUCK YOU PLEASE
Rantaro and Tom fuck while Chisakuma eats rotten oranges.
TOM: OH YES RANTARO MAKE ME QUACK
oops wha tht eufkc
They finish fucking and Tom goes away.
(bye ugly)
(i hate myself)
RANTARO: So hi everyone, I'm just a chill dude who likes chill things and
All the fangirls attack him while Tom kills like half of them.
RANTARO: I love adventures and stuff, and it's my very own dream to find my true love
DORA THE EXPLORER: WE CAN GO ON ADVENTURES TOGETHER WITH MY MEXICAN MONKEY HIS NAME IS RAUL
TOM: BYE BITCH SEEYA LATER
Tom throws Kim Kardashian's ass at Dora's direction making her fall and die.
what am i even writing
CHISAKUMA: please rantaro step inside the house while i deal with these rantaro oranges
RANTARO: kk
Rantaro goes inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: back bitch
CHISAKUMA: next fucking contestant is--
CHIAKI: hye
Everyone applauds Chiaki as she breathes.
CHISAKUMA: TRULY OUTSTANDING
CHIAKI: It doesn't make a difference whether you have a talent or not. I mean, that isn't the end goal. You have greater freedom than we do. All I have are games. But you can go anywhere and become anything.
EVERYONE: 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CHISAKUMA: Ok Chiaki pls step inside the house
CHIAKI: okie
EVERYONE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHES SO FUCKING ADORABLE
Chiaki steps inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: ok now guys... we just witnessed whats probably the most angelic being on this earth along with angie yonaga... now get ready...
The audience is hyped.
CHISAKUMA: FOR BYAKUYA TOGAMI!
EVERYONE: ................................................................................................
BYAKUYA: pfft... dumb plebs not cheering for me? such ignorance
CHISAKUMA: oh god you make me wanna die by falling off a chandelier
BYAKUYA: please... I AM A FAN FAVORITE. TELL THEM NAEGI
KOMARU: what but its not even my turn to show up
BYAKUYA: such. ignorance.
BYAKUYA: anyways you dirty morons are looking at the esteemed body of byakuya togami
CHISAKUMA: i bet all of my rotten oranges and my roblox subscription that youre a virgin
BYAKUYA: ........fuck
Byakuya runs into the house.
CHISAKUMA: ok same
CHISAKUMA: SO NOW ITS TIME TO INTRODUCE THE SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL LITTLE SISTER
NATSUMI: YAS BITCHES IM BACK
CHISAKUMA: ...i mean komaru
NATSUMI: what the
KOMARU: hi, chisakuma!
NATSUMI: yo who the fuck is this trick ass bitch, i was contacted to be here
SATO: hehe you fell into my trap
CHISAKUMA: jesus u smell like rotten oranges
KOMARU: is rotten oranges your catchphrase?
CHISAKUMA: bitch cant u sniff she literally smells like a rotten oran--
KOMARU: ofc i can yiff lm
Everyone looks at Komaru.
CHISAKUMA: and here i thought you were a PERFECT CINNAMON ROLL
KOMARU: oh, i learnt it from mond--
NATSUMI: WHO CARES IF THIS BITCH IS A FURRY THE POINT IS IM THE CONTESTANT FOR THIS SEASON NOT HE--
MONOMI: LOVE!LOVE|
CHISAKUMA: ok how the fuck did she get in he--
GENOCIDE JACK: DONT WORRY LOVE IM HERE TO CUT A BITCH WITH MY SCISSORING
CHISAKUMA: oh god what the FUCK
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, SATO CHOKE*
CHISAKUMA: ok now that sato and monomi are dead and natsumi has been kidnapped and locked in a shelf called "considering her for next season", let's introduce komaru and toko!
KOMARU: Hello everyone :D
CHISAKUMA: no emojis what are you some kind of sparkling justice
TOKO: SOCIAL INTERACTION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KOMARU: me and toko were like besties and stuff and--
CHISAKUMA: ur gay
TOKO: im sweating
KOMARU: run
Toko and Komaru run inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: idk
CHISAKUMA: so next contestant hes a fuckboi
LEON: yo wassup dawg?
KANON: WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Kanon lands on top of Leon and tries to take off his pants.
LEON: KANON WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CHISAKUMA: aww arent you too just an adorable couple
LEON: shes my cousin
CHISAKUMA: ...
LEON: ...
KANON: ...im a thot
CHISAKUMA: please just go inside the house
Leon and Kanon go inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: ok so um who the fuck is left
SEIKO: oh..um...hi
CHISAKUMA: well arent you just an adorable being
SEIKO: oh... wow... thank you. my name... is seiko
RURUKA: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS BITCH HERE
Chisakuma turns around as she notices Ruruka going out of the house.
CHISAKUMA: oops
RURUKA: WHYS YOUR FUGLY ASS IN HERE? HUH HUH
SEIKO: STOP IT! YOU JUST USED ME, YOU ALWAYS DID!
RURUKA: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE THE TRAITOR WHO NEVER TASTES MY SWEETS
SEIKO: BECAUSE I CANT EAT THEM ILL DIE IF I EAT THEM YOU STUPID DUMB BITCH
NAGITO: well lady luck isnt on their side
CHISAKUMA: im sorry who the fuck are you
NAGITO: my name is nagito komaeda and--
CHISAKUMA: garbage bin*
NAGITO: huh?
CHISAKUMA: your name is garbage bin
NAGITO: thats... so true! IM GARBAGE
CHISAKUMA: enter the house you irrelevant dickhead
NAGITO: LALALALALALA IM USELESS YAS
CHISAKUMA: you two too
Chisakuma grabs Seiko and Ruruka by the tits and throws them inside the house.
CHISAKUMA: ok whos next cmon i wanna go eat some rotten oranges after this
CELES: Why hello there, irrelevant person
CHISAKUMA: oh shit hi... your name is... taeko yasuhiro am i corr--
Celes grabs Chisakuma and throws her off the stage.
CELES: MY NAME IS CELESTIA LUDENBERG YOU FUCKING TWAT ARE YOU MENTALLY CHALLENGED
CHISAKUMA: my brain is literally a rotten orange so
CELES: anyhow my mother was a--
CHISAKUMA: lies all lies
CELES: fuck off
CHISAKUMA: u look fucked
CELES: im a gambler dont fuck with me
CHISAKUMA: yet here you are competing for idk how much money
CELES: yeah bye
Celestia enters the house.
CHISAKUMA: same
CHISAKUMA: so now guys its time for our twist... MEET THE FASHIONABLE YOUNG LADY WHO IS ALSO A TERRORIST JUNKO ENOSHIMA!
JUNKO: HI PLEBS, JUNKO ENOSHIMA HAPPY TO BE HERE!
CHISAKUMA: however she's not the real enoshima
JUNKO: hmm?
CHISAKUMA: i mean just look at her nasty ass freckles
JUNKO (1): ikr shes such a fugly cunt
CHISAKUMA: THATS RIGHT FOLKS THERE ARE TWO JUNKOS HERE. AND GUESS WHOS THIS JUNKO ENOSHIMA?
MUKURO: hi im mukuro ikusaba fat smelly and ugly me in a nutshell im socially awkward someone just give me a gun so i can shut the fuck up
JUNKO: AND I AM JUNKO ENOSHIMA, WELL DUH!
CHISAKUMA: wow
CHISAKUMA: so basically these bitches will enter as only Junko Enoshima and each week they will flip flop until they are found out. also if they are put up for eviction both of them will leave.
JUNKO: well ik im screwed with this fucking twat
MUKURO: no boy has ever smiled at me... how despair inducing is that?
JUNKO: its not despair inducing its just dissapointing to see such a good looking hot bitch being sisters well with... lena dunham's grandma
MUKURO: gosh junko ur such an artist
CHISAKUMA: and u thought harley quinn had bad self esteem
JUNKO: everyone tells me i look like that dumb bitch just bc of my pigtails smh
MUKURO: your pigtails are art ryota mitarai's anime could never
JUNKO: EW DONT EVEN COMPARE MY BEAUTIFUL PHYSIQUE TO THAT WEEABOO OK? OK
CHISAKUMA: this is entertaining and all but please join the house.
JUNKO: kk
MUKURO: oki
CHISAKUMA: SO THAT IS ALL OF THE ROTTEN ORANGES COMPETING IN THIS BULLSHIT. WHO WILL BECOME THE WINNER? WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO GET EVICTED? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO WILL BE THE KWEEN THAT WILL GET ROBBED AT 4TH PLACE AND THE OTHER ONE THAT WILL GET EVICTED PRE-JURY? FIND OUT ON LIKE 5 MINUTES BREAK TIME DUMB ROTTEN ORANGES
=== Before HOH Comp ===
Everyone gathers around in the sofa.
LEON: So I guess we should kick off the introductions right?
LEON: I'll go first. My name is Leon--
KANON: HIS NAME IS LEON KUWATA AND HES LIKE THE BEST MUSICIAN EVER BASEBALL EW BTW IM HIS COUSIN but... i feel like... maybe.......
JUNKO: Charming, so now it's time for my intro! I'm Junko Enoshima! Charmed, I'm sure
NAGITO: Wow you look full of hope
JUNKO: ...anyways, I'm a very famous model and I'm here to gain the title of best player. UPUPUPUPU
CELES IC: lmao that dumb bitch thinks she's gonna be a good player? and im the fucking queen of england
JUNKO IC: My strategy rn is to lay low, I mean no one is gonna think a fashionista is actually a genius hoe, right?
NAGITO: wow you are very succesful in life... you're a symbol of hope
JUNKO: fuck hope
NAGITO: ???
NAGITO IC: ik this bitch did not just say that
NAGITO: you little--
BYAKUYA: My name is Byakuya Togami and you are all of my bitches.
RANTARO: dude what the hell?
TOKO: SHUT THE FUCK UP HES SO HOT
KOMARU: toko?
TOKO: I WANNA SLURP YOUR BIG RICH COCK
BYAKUYA: I don't engage in sexual activities with plebs like you.
RURUKA: More like "I don't engage in sexual activities."
TOKO IC: did ruruka just make fun of my bae? ILL CRUSH HER
BYAKUYA: pfft, dissapear pleb.
JUZO: ILL MAKE HER DISSAPEAR BOSS
BYAKUYA: wait wtf
Juzo grabs Toko and throws her to the wall.
KOMARU: BABE ARE YOU OK?
BYAKUYA: WHAT THE HELL?
JUZO: i take orders from only you master munakata... wait wtf
HIFUMI: well are we going to continue with introductions? I guess I should--
RURUKA: Yeah no, my name is Ruruka Ando and I'm the sweetest sweet with the sweetest sweets.
SEIKO: hehe
RURUKA: tf u laughing at?
CELES IC: these people are all at each other: nagito and junko, ruruka and seiko... maybe it wont be so bad to get these people out after all.
SAYAKA: wow ruruka so you're a confectioner?
RURUKA: yup
LEON: well damn if i dont love a good sweet
KANON: hey leon remember that time i baked you that date asking you out to prom?
LEON: yes you burned it and it tasted like--
KOMARU: shit so lets continue our intros
ILL ADD MORE LATER RIP
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