Salami Beats his Salami

"Salami Beats his Salami" is Season 2 Episode 2, of "The Braden And The Braden Show!"
== Characters ==
* Femboy Braden
* Lavender
* Fat Braden
== Plot ==
The Bradens just got home from a week stay at their Aunt Betty's house. They started t unpack and put their stuff away until salami goes in his room in a rush! The reason for this running is not revealed until the next scene. Salami opens the door and shuts it in a hurry! Salami then exclaims that he has been "Waiting for this moment for a long timeeeeee..." He then pulls up a picture of Fat Braden, and proceeds to do what 13 year old would do. Femboy Braden forgot to tell salami something, so he goes to his room, forgetting to knock. Femboy Braden opens the door to see Salami and a picture of Fat Braden. After that he shuts the door, and questions his life choices. Then the door knocks - coincidentally, it was Fat Braden! Femboy Braden grins at the idea to have Salami come talk to Fat Braden, since he just did it to Fat Braden's picture. Salami Comes out, and proceeds to run back into his room screaming from the thoughts of Fat Braden. Fat Braden asked Femboy Braden "What's wrong with him?," with Femboy Braden replying "He was masturbating to you..." Fat Braden then yells "WHAT."
== Quotes ==
* "OoOOOOHOHOHOH ohhhhhhhhh OOHHHHHHHH FAT BRADEN PICTURES PROCEEDS TO PLAY!!!"
* "I've been waiting to do this for 7 days!" - Salami
* "There’s no good quotes in this episode" - Me
Category:Episodes
Category:Season 2