Willy Wonka vs Adam Richman

Willy Wonka vs Adam Richman is the ninteenth installment of Alanomaly Rap Battles. It features Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas battling Adam Richman, Kim Kardashian, Bill Gates, and Milton Hershey.
==Lyrics==
===Willy Wonka===
===Adam Richman===
===Oompa Loompas===
Oompa loompa doopity do.
I have got perfect a puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doopity dee.
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
What do you do when you gobble down food?
Saving for your bill to get your stomach pumped soon?
What are you at eating food that fights back?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it!
Oompa loompa doopity da.
If you're not gorging, you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doopity do.
Doopity do.
===Willy Wonka===
===Kim Kardashian===
===Oompa Loompas===
Oompa loompa doopity do.
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doopity dee.
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
Modeling's fine when it is not porn.
It lets you show off without being a whore.
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong,
Showing your ass-ets all day long,
The way that a donkey does.
Oompa loompa doopity da.
Become more modest and you shall go far.
You will live in happiness, too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doopity do.
===Willy Wonka===
===Paris Hilton===
===Oompa Loompas===
Oompa loompa doopity do.
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doopity dee.
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
Who do you call when your House is made of Wax?
Melting away like the appearance of Lindsay Lohan.
Not earning fame is more than a really big shame.
Do you know exactly who to blame?
The mother and the father!
Oompa loompa doopity da.
If you truly earn your fame then you will go far.
You will live in happiness, too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doopity do.
===Willy Wonka===
===Bill Gates===
===Oompa Loompas===
Oompa loompa doopity do.
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa loompa doopity dee.
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
What do you get from too much money?
A pain in the neck and many shopping sprees.
Why don't you try being virus tolerant?
Or can you just bare the thought?
You get no (you get no) you get no (you get no)
You get no payment from us!
Oompa loompa doopity da.
If you're not money grabbing, you will go far.
You will live in happiness, too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doopity do.
===Willy Wonka===
===Milton Hershey===
===Willy Wonka===
===Milton Hershey===
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
Willy Wonka & The Oompa Loompas
Adam Richman
???
Kim Kardashian
Bill Gates
Milton Hershey
</poll>
==Trivia==
*This battle is done in story to the theme of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
**Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompas represent themselves.
**Adam Richman represents Augustus Gloop.
**Kim Kardashian represents Violet Beauregarde.
**Paris Hilton represents Veruca Salt.
**Bill Gates represents Mike Teevee.
**Milton Hershey represents Charlie Bucket.
Category:Season 2
Category:Story Battles
Category:Rap Battles