Beginning of Signs

Beginning of Signs is the ninth episode of Classic Sam Videos overall, the ninth episode of Arc 1: A Rogue God, and the eleventh video to premiere on the ClassicSamVideos channel. This is also the first episode where nothing story-related happens in it at all.
== Characters ==
* Microsoft Sam
== Things ==
* Signs
== Places ==
* Windows Private Island
== YouTube Description ==
Heh, that was fast. It was easy to conceptualize, after all. I imagine development on AWE S1EP8 will be easier, too. Enjoy the second official series to be introduced on our channel!! :D
== Lore Description ==
Sam still has a lot more motivation left to read more stuff, so he decides to start the signs series right now. However, the series still needs a name. Sam proposes an idea that it could be a quickie series, and comes up with the name “Microsoft Sam’s 10-Sign Quickie.” 
Sign 1: Ironically enough, Mr. B’s cousin just so happened to have a sign with a lot of text. Sam has to skim through this and attempt to summarize it.
Sign 2: One does not simply tell Sam not to feed the elephants.
Sign 3: That’s a lotta playground rules. Ones which Sam also won’t read.
Sign 4: Sam hates zoophiles. ‘Nuff said.
Sign 5: Sam laughs at this really funny street name.
Sign 6: Sam probably can’t get injured by tigers, because his skin is some sort of metal.
Sign 7: Aluminum foil makes a great hat for poor people!
Sign 8: Sam is offered to babysit if he knocks on the door, but he can’t get any money from that, if Mr. B’s Dr. Robotnik sound effect is anything to go by.
Sign 9: Sam finds a really bAsEd school that uses Andrew Tate to motivate kids into eating healthy at lunch.
Sign 10: Sam finds the proverbial tone of this sign so confusing that he gets his own response mixed up.
== Director's Commentary ==
NOTE: After all the lore revamps on the document are done, I am going to actually tend to this wiki the way I should've done in the beginning. I'm also going to remake the director's commentary bits. So, as a little disclaimer, the following isn't the final version and may even contain outdated information in some cases.
I mean… There's really not much to say generally about this video. I just wanted to reuse content from a canceled project. If you're curious, I saved all of these signs on my computer on July 19, 2023, and I also wrote the script for the episode on the same day. To make it interesting, I'll go over the differences between what Sam said in the canceled project and what Sam says here.
Sign 1: In the original, Sam basically read all of the text on this sign, but Sam decides not to waste time reading it here, because he wants this to be a quickie. I like how this implies that he came up with the name of the series himself, and not Mr. B lmao.
Raw Original Response: Holy shit, we just started this series and we already have a long-ass sign. I guess I'll read it. [reads sign text] Um. This sign sure speaks for itself. I feel like this is a prank, but that could be just me. Still, imagine being in custody just for selling salad!
Sign 2: In the original, Sam just says "proof or it doesn't happen," but in this one, he acts like how a regular TB101-esque Sam would act. The "fuck you, I can do [thing] whenever I want to" kind of thing. That was pretty common.
Raw Original Response: Proof or it doesn't happen at all. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDump.
Sign 3: Believe it or not, both of the times, Sam didn't actually read the rules. Their responses are also sort of similar, too.
Raw Original Response: Holy shit there are a lot of fucking rules. I ain't reading all of this, and I'm sure the kids won't read this either. And you know damn well that a parent ain't gonna explain all of this to them.
Sign 4: Both versions of what Sam said was just "zoophiles bad." You know, just to paint this boomer joke in a different light. xD (Except in this one, Sam rages like you'd see in GWizard777's videos or something.)
Raw Original Response: What the fuck, no no no no no no no no no zoophiles suck no no no no no no no no no no no no people who do that will go to hell no no no no no no no no no no no no!
Sign 5: They both do the epic laugh. 'Nuff said.
Raw Original Response: Only. One. Thing. To. Do. [Microsoft Sam does his epic laugh.]
Sign 6: You want to know something funny the original Sam said in response? "And no, your anthro furry fantasies do not count as reality!" For here, Sam's response is just a generic thing a TB101-esque Sam would say, including how he says that he is a tank.
Original Response: And no, your anthro furry fantasies do not count as reality! Ha ha!
Sign 7: Sam's original response was "If there is indeed a big hat in those small-ass boxes, then my name is not Microsoft Sam." To be honest, I like CSV Sam's response better.
Raw Original Response: If there is indeed a big hat in those small-ass boxes, then my name is not Microsoft Sam. Lol!
Sign 8: I like CSV Sam's response here, too, but mostly because of how I put a Robotnik voice line here. I had that voice line saved since August 25, 2023, but I honestly forgot why I downloaded it. Might've been for a video on another channel at first.
Raw Original Response: But what if I'm a solicitor? Didn't think this through, did you?
Sign 9: Sam saying "Commie-fornia" was inspired by a Raging Golden Eagle video I watched out of curiosity, a little bit before I made this video. Honestly, I like this response better, too. The original was just something about the school staff loving to suck Andrew Tate's dick.
Raw Original Response: I'm fucking scared. Why did they put Andrew Tate in a sign at the school cafeteria? The staff must love to suck his dick.
Sign 10: Sam's original response says it all: "This construction sign reads more like a proverb than a traffic warning." When the sign says to avoid head-on collisions by not running red lights, it is phrased in a way that sounds like you actually can't avoid head-on collisions that way, so if one takes it literally in that situation, there wouldn't be any good options. You know, I pretty much messed CSV Sam's response up. His hypothetical situation sounds more like one where someone is still sitting when the light turns green, hence the people being angry. I guess when I was re-reading the sign, my mind went blank because of the confusing nature of the proverb-y construction sign. Or it could be because of me being stressed out over the drama that we caused. Probably both, to be honest. Other than that, I reused the "whoever made this sign needs [blank]" phrase from older TTS videos.
Raw Original Response: This construction sign reads more like a proverb than a traffic warning.
In the ending card, Sam says that episodes of these may be done every other AWE episode, which isn't really that accurate now, but hey, the series still currently reached 8 episodes, and there's a ninth one coming soon! That's all I need to say. Yes, pretty short.