Captain 7 has a Miserable Day

Captain 7 has a Miserable Day is one of the episodes of UnAnything: The Series's 9th season that follows the events of Captain 7 having something bad happen to her. The show was praised for being better than UnAnything: The Clip Show and some sight gags and was criticized for being really lengthy (72 minutes long, essentially a TV show movie and longer than any Breaking Bad episode) and having little of awesome things that critics seem to love. 
== Plot ==
Captain 7 goes into Captain 37's Hotel for her shift on every Wednesday when all of a sudden Captain 37 approaches her and says these words:
The second she hears those words she is devastated. She would have only her boring tax job which sucks, so she reluctantly accepts her fate and leaves, but not before calling 37 a really mean name. 
After leaving, Captain 7 goes back to her place and is really torn up. That job at Captain 37's was really enjoyable and to have it ripped away from her. It was like if she got hit by Andrew Tate's barf coloured Bugatti speeding at Mach 420 whilst slipping on oilified Prime running as fast as Usain Bolt whilst being inflicted with the classic banana peel slip: one of the worst things to happen to her. In other words, it sucked. She goes home and hops on her 15 year old Windows 11 machine that takes forever to log in and e-mails every business owner for a chance at a job. Absolutely nobody responds except somebody who says to come work at his fast food joint. Captain 17 notices Captain 7 through a window and runs toward her house, only for him to hit the glass and be knocked unconscious. Captain 7 doesn't notice of course.
The next morning she gets in her El Camino™ and drives 1 hour to the place and goes through the hiring process and is hired. YAY! But it starts going downhill when she realizes that Jeffy works there, and whilst beating his diaper he asks 7 if she wants a pooperman shirt, to which 7 instantly says NO!!! Jeffy freaks out 2000s internet comedy style, and asks if she's "fucking high" before storming out the building and calling 7 a domestic terrorist. Captain 7 screams “WHAT IS GOING ON???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and goes home absolutely batshit insane before the credits roll.