Spongebob goes to school

Creator:cosmobo
Editor:cosmobo
Producer:cosmobo
Series:the adventures of SpongeBob
Season:1
Episode:3
[at goofy goobers]
SpongeBob:boy pat that hit the spot
Patrick:you want one more ice cream
SpongeBob:well maybe one more
Patrick:waiter
Goofy goober ice cream man:oh I hate my life
[ice cream man passes SpongeBob a ice cream]
SpongeBob:wow
[half an hour later]
SpongeBob:I can't eat any more
Patrick:ok bud lets go
[Patrick sucks up the rest of SpongeBobs ice cream up]
Patrick:yum
[outside of goofy goobers]
Patrick:oh no
SpongeBob:what is it?
Patrick:we don't have a car
SpongeBob:that's alright Ill get a taxi[SpongeBob looks in his pockets]oh no
Patrick:what is it?
SpongeBob:I don't have any money
Patrick:well have to walk then
[at Bikini Bottom]
Patrick:that took long
SpongeBob:your right
Patrick:I think I need the potty
SpongeBob:there's a kelp bush over there
Patrick:thanks
SpongeBob:thanks
Patrick:huh what's this?
SpongeBob:what's what?
Patrick:this
[SpongeBob walks over]
SpongeBob:Mrs. Puffs boating school?
[at conch street]
SpongeBob:SpongeBob nan night Patrick
Patrick:ok
[Patrick goes under his rock]
SpongeBob:I can't wait Mrs. Puffs boating school is tomorrow
[SpongeBob goes inside his house]
Gary:meow
SpongeBob:yes it bedtime Gary
Gary:meow
SpongeBob:I was with Patrick at goofy goobers and Im going to tomorrow Mrs. Puffs boating school
[in the morning]
SpongeBob:good morning Gary
[SpongeBob runs down stairs]
SpongeBob:I can't wait to do this
[SpongeBob runs to the door]
Gary:meow
SpongeBob:oh breakfast
[SpongeBob puts some bread in toaster]
SpongeBob:Ill get some butter to put on the toast
[SpongeBob gets some butter out of the kitchen]
[the toast pops out of the toaster]
[SpongeBob picks up the toast]
SpongeBob:that looks nice
[SpongeBob turns on the tv]
Talking fish head:if you get a licence you can get the newest boat mobile
SpongeBob:wow
[SpongeBob eats the toast]
SpongeBob:ok Gary I think Im gonna go the that boating school now
[SpongeBob runs out of the house]
SpongeBob:Im ready!
[Patricks rock opens]
Patrick:go SpongeBob
[outside Mrs. Puffs boating school]
Mrs Puff:oh hello
SpongeBob:hello I want a licence 
Mrs Puff:ok then
[in the barg-N-mart]
Patrick:oh where is a present for SpongeBob when he gets his car
Dennis:hello sir you want me to help you?
Patrick:cant you see Im looking here!
Dennis:ok ok
Patrick:ok back to looking for SpongeBob
Tom:you could ring someone up
Patrick:wait a minute Ive got a better idea
Tom:what is it?
Patrick:Ill call one of my friends
[Patrick rings up someone]
Squidward:yellow
Patrick:hi Squidward can you just
Squidward:bye bye
[Squidward hangs up]
Patrick:stupid phone
[Patrick rings someone else up]
Mr Krabs:hello and welcome to the Krusty Krab may I take your order
Patrick:do you know anything SpongeBob would like mr Krabs?
Mr Krabs:oh sorry got another call
[mr Krabs hangs up]
Patrick:well he does like that grill at the Krusty Krab and them things that go meow
[back at Mrs. Puffs boating school]
Mrs Puff:ok class we have got a new student today what's your name?
SpongeBob:SpongeBob SquarePants mam
[SpongeBobs phone rings]
Mrs Puff:what's that noise
SpongeBob:oh Mrs. Puff can I go to the toilet
[SpongeBob walks out of class]
SpongeBob:Patrick?
[SpongeBob answers the phone]
Patrick:what stuff do you like?
SpongeBob:I don't know snails
Patrick:ok SpongeBob
SpongeBob:Patrick Im in class
Patrick:yeah so
[SpongeBob hangs up on Patrick]
Patrick:oh shoot that's the third time today
[at the bargain mart]
Tom:so what did he say
Patrick:that he likes snails
Tom:you know I quite like snails
Patrick:you know I do to you know what else I like?
Tom:what?
Patrick:krabby patties!
Tom:your not the only one
Patrick:why who else likes them?
Tom:me silly
Patrick:you want to go and have one when I get my friend a present
Tom:yeah ok then
[at Mrs. Puffs boating school]
Mrs Puff:ok get in your boats class
Timmy:ok but Im not very good remember 
Mrs Puff:oh timmy you get better every time
[after the half of the class had there test]
Mrs Puff:ok your the last one SpongeBob
SpongeBob:Im ready
[SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff get in the boat]
Mrs Puff:ok now drive
SpongeBob:ok Mrs. Puff
[a few minutes later]
SpongeBob:Im not sure
Mrs Puff:Come on SpongeBob you can do it
[alot of minutes later]
Mrs Puff:come on SpongeBob I don't have all day
[SpongeBob starts the boat]
Mrs Puff:now that's it SpongeBob
[SpongeBob crashes the boat into the lighthouse]
SpongeBob:did I pass?
Mrs Puff:no you didn't 
[later that day outside SpongeBobs house]
SpongeBob:I have had the worst day ever
[SpongeBob opens his door]
Patrick:happy birthday SpongeBob
Tom:it's not his birthday 
Patrick:oh yeah happy new year
Tom:I think he means congratulations for getting you licence
SpongeBob:I didn't get it
[SpongeBob walks up stairs and lies in his bed]
Patrick:SpongeBob are you gonna hide up here for ever
SpongeBob:are you kidding Im gonna get some candy bars tomorrow
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