Headhunters: The Final Four

== Introduction ==
After scoring 100 points below projection, Al Snow has plenty to be thankful for as Cam Shaft benched the win and rides off into the deep, dark night after succumbing to the DJ Moore Curse.
Once again I am late on the rankings. This time I can't blame the holiday. I am in a civil war at work over the amount of hours I'm working (been told that 10 a day is considered 'leaving early') and as a result my co-worker is eyeing my computer screen like a falcon. So I have to be a good little soldier this Winter and make sure it always looks like I'm busy so that I can leave 'early' at 7pm and get home in time for another pun hinting at what show I'm working on. Thus, I have to fit in these writeups when I can..and I usually cannot.
== In Memorium: Cam Shaft ==
What seemed like a sure elimination turned into a Monday night free for all when Julian Edelman scored a garbage time touchdown and put Cam Shaft in the running for a final four spot.
In general, this week was marked by underperformance. Four teams scored beneath their projection, with only Chris P surpassing expectations. And at this point in the fantasy season, managers are entering an area of analysis that they are unfamiliar with: having too much talent and needing to evaluate which stud to bench. We saw the beginnings of this in week 13. Cam benched Tyler Boyd (17.70) and instead started DJ Chark (9.40). Typical WR2 conflict there. But then there is Al Snow starting Tyler Lockett (0) instead of Chris Carson (27). Ron starting Odell Beckham (6.10) instead of Courtland Sutton (25). It's only the beginning as teams become more powerful heading into the final showdowns.
Cam Shaft just happened to get shafted the most, with a terrible day from Chris Godwin and Aaron Jones and a shaky start from Russ Wilson as he threw a pick six that cost him 6 points. As Al Snow faltered, Russ could not do enough to catch back up. They lost by 7.
Cam Shaft might have been the closest thing to a Cinderella story as they subtly constructed a really strong roster, just not one that could survive in a five team league after picking up DJ Moore in free agency. Sure he was the team's third highest scoring starter, but we all know that he carries an ancient fantasy curse and cannot be trusted.
*Cam Shaft:  
== New Releases ==
#DJ Moore (come on, you know you want to)...
#Chris Godwin 
#Nick Chubb
#Aaron Jones
#Mark Andrews
#Julian Edelman
== Week Thirteen Bidding Results ==
Week Thirteen Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Michael Thomas 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	$11 	$10 (Chris P)
Kenny Golladay 	Ron Saquonson 	$1 	$0 (Chris P)
Odell Beckham Jr.	Ron Saquonson 	$1 	$0 (Chris P)
* With only a few teams left with cold hard cash, the bidding period is drawing to an unceremonious close in 2019.
* Michael Thomas, who might have gone for $500 in week two, has gone for $11 to Al Snow and will now be paired up with Alvin Kamara.
* Odell goes for a single dollar and is probably worth less than that because I was the idiot who drafted him 8th overall in a 10-team PPR league back in August, immediately depreciating his value.
* Golladay is a much more valuable dollar spent because he seems to be QB-proof, balling out no matter who is chucking the rock.
== Your Financial Portfolio ==
 
Team 	Amount Spent	Points Earned	Cost Per Point
Cam Shaft 	$1000 	857.42 	$1.17
The Guilloteam 	$1,000 	647.54 	$1.54
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$1,000 	417.60 	$2.39
Bad Boys 	$988 	402.79 	$2.45
Ron Saquonson 	$995 	742.44 	$1.34
Chris P's Neat Team	$990 	520.16 	$1.90
#DogtheKareemHunter	$953 	578.08 	$1.65
Bobecue Chicken 	$868 	328.29 	$2.64
Al Snow's Fav Squad	$906 	443.96 	$2.04
Henry VIII 	$656 	267.43 	$2.45
Out of Luck 	$414 	21 	$19.71
Wrath of Saquon 	$340 	56.16 	$6.05
Bluedevils 	$300 	86.79 	$3.45
FFDraftScott 	$179 	38.15 	$4.69
*Best Investor: Cam Shaft
*Worst Investor: Al Snow (how is that even possible?)
== Week Twelve Results ==
Week Twelve Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (1) 	Chris P's Neat Team	204.96
2 (2) 	Ron Saquonson 	180.99
3 (3) 	The Guilloteam 	174.25
4 (5) 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	166.82
5 (4) 	Cam Shaft 	159.27
6 	#DogTheKareemHunter	0
7 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
9 	Bad Boys 	0
10 	Henry VIII 	0
11 	Bluedevils 	0
12 	Wrath of Saquon 	0
13 	Philip's Team 	0
14 	Out of Luck 	0
15 	@FFDraftScott 	0
16 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
17 	Moore $ Mo Problems	0
* Biggest Climber: Chris P's Neat Team (Up 4 Spots)
* Biggest Faller: Bobecue Chicken (Down 6 Spots)
== Narrow Defeats ==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Out of Luck 	0.32 	4
Bad Boys 	0.83 	9
Moore $ Mo Problems	1.87 	1
#DogTheKareemHunter	6.61 	12
Cam Shaft 	7.55 	13
You Hate 2 See It 	7.96 	2
FFDraftScott 	8.80 	3
Henry VIII 	14.47 	8
Neck-Fix and Chill 	16.68 	10
Wrath of Saquon 	18.41 	6
Bobecue Chicken 	27.97 	11
Bluedevils 	30.82 	7
Philip's Team 	60.50 	5
== Kings of the Castle ==
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Chris P's Neat Team 	278.64
2 	The Guilloteam 	220.94
3 	Al Snow's Fav Squad 	241.99
4 	Wrath of Saquon 	206.22
5 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	247.22
6 	Cam Shaft 	226.91
7 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (2)	242.52
8 	Ron Saquonson 	257.32
9 	The Guilloteam (2) 	258.16
10 	Bobecue Chicken 	260.34
11 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (3)	218.94
12 	Chris P's Neat Team (2)	215.71
13 	Chris P's Neat Team (3)	204.96
Chris might just be feeling it this year. In the two other leagues I am in with him, he combined for a record of 19-7.
== Dungeon Dwellers ==
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Philip's Team 	117.03
2 	Bad Boys 	118.29
3 	DogTheKareemHunter 	140.03
4 	Bad Boys (2) 	120.83
5 	Bobecue Chicken 	156.93
6 	DogTheKareemHunter (2) 	137.69
7 	The Guilloteam 	135.12
8 	Bad Boys (3) 	164.25
9 	Bobecue Chicken (2) 	142.03
10 	DogTheKareemHunter (3) 	185.25
11 	Ron Saquonson 	158.56
12 	Al Snow's Fav Squad 	190.44
13 	Al Snow's Fav Squad (2)	166.82
You really do love to see this.
== Draft Dodgers ==
Team Results Based on Draft Position 
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Wrath of Saquon 	6
2 	Bad Boys 	9
3 	Al Snow's Fav Squad	ALIVE
4 	Bluedevils 	7
5 	Bobecue Chicken 	11
6 	Cam Shaft 	13
7 	Moore $ Mo Problems	1
8 	The Guilloteam 	ALIVE
9 	Philip's Team 	5
10 	Chris P's Neat Team	ALIVE
11 	Henry VIII 	8
12 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2
13 	FFDraftScott 	3
14 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	10
15 	Out of Luck 	4
16 	DogTheKareemHunter 	12
17 	Ron Saquonson 	ALIVE
== Power Rankings ==
===1(2). Chris P's Neat Team===
Getting to the point where I cannot deny Chris's power. 
===2(3). Ron Saquonson===
Monday night should not have been as stressful as it was for Ron. Scary to think that when Lamar Jackson ONLY scores 37.78 this team struggles. Maybe Odell Beckham could, I don't know, show the fuck up one of these weeks.
=== 3(1). Al Snow's Fav Squad ===
Guilloteam may have said it best. It's not just about the roster, it's about the coaching. Sure, he has great players, but will they play for him? So far the answer is no.
=== 4(4). The Guilloteam ===
It's actually amazing they've made it this far considering they've been virtually unable to make a roster move for like two months.
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== Average Scores of Eliminated Teams ==
Week Three Results
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Survived
Cam Shaft 	186.38 	12
Out of Luck 	179.46 	3
Bluedevils 	176.93 	6
Bobecue Chicken 	176.51 	10
Neck-Fix and Chill 	173.70 	9
DogTheKareemHunter 	170.53 	11
Henry VIII 	169.62 	7
Bad Boys 	163.94 	8
Wrath of Saquon 	162.60 	5
FFDraftScott 	160.38 	2
Ya Hate 2 See It 	143.18 	1
Philip's Team 	139.78 	4
Moore $ Mo Problems	115.16 	0
== Remaining Budget ==
I didn't want to look at what everyone did this week for waivers until after but I decided to eye the current waiver budget and it is BLEAK. It's at the point now where everyone just has to hope their current stars match up well with whatever Al Snow decides to put out there.
Remaining Budget as of 12/05/2019
Player 	Total Budget
Al Snow's Fav Squad	66
Ron Saquonson 	5
Chris P's Neat Team	3
The Guilloteam 	0
Cam Shaft 	0
DogTheKareemHunter 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
Neck-Fix and Chill 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Bluedevils 	0
Wrath of Saquon 	0
Philip's Team 	0
Out of Luck 	0
@FFDraftScott 	0
Moore $ Mo Problems	0
Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
Good Luck