Kids show

kids show is the fifth episode of Season One of a spin-off just for spin-off kings.
==Place==
This episode didn't recieve a proper place due to TheJasbre202 eliminating himself.
==Transcript==
(Episode begins at an office in Nickelodeon HQ. We see a graph labeled "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" with what seems to be low ratings. There are a bunch of Nickelodeon employees sitting at a long table. SpongeBob and Patrick are there too)
Nickelodeon CEO: Do you know why we have you here today?
SpongeBob: No.
Patrick: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Nickelodeon CEO: Your show SpongeBob SquarePants has been getting low ratings recently.
SpongeBob: WHAT?!
Patrick: Can I have a large deluxe Krabby-
Nickelodeon CEO: Know why that is?
SpongeBob: Why?
Nickelodeon CEO: B shows have been getting low ratings and views. We don't know the reason, but all we know is that we're gonna have to change your show's rating if you want to stay on air.
SpongeBob: But what rating?
Nickelodeon Employee: How about C?
Nickelodeon CEO: No, that's gonna get even lower ratings.
Nickelodeon Employee 2: Let's just cancel the show. Who cares about SpongeBob anyway?
Nickelodeon CEO: SpongeBob is our best show. We can't just cancel it! Where will we get our money?
Nickelodeon Employee 3: Can we make it… A?
Nickelodeon CEO: Yes… that's a great idea. Sesame Street gets lots of views. We'll make SpongeBob educational!
SpongeBob: Educational?! I hardly know how to count to 100!
Patrick: I don't know anything.
Nickelodeon CEO: Well then we will cancel your show.
SpongeBob: Fine, we'll figure out a way to make our show educational. Let's get back to Bikini Bottom-
Nickelodeon CEO: First things first, we'll change the name of your city. It's no longer Bikini Bottom… it's Learning Bottom!
SpongeBob: Learning Bottom…? You couldn't even come up with a pun--
Nickelodeon CEO: GO!
(SpongeBob and Patrick get out of the place. Bubble transition to Learning Bottom where SpongeBob is talking to Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, and Squidward.
SpongeBob: So you see, we have to make our show A rated.
Mr. Krabs: A rated? Why?
SpongeBob: A rated shows have been getting more ratings and stuff.
Mr. Krabs: I see.
Sandy: Why not make the show C?
SpongeBob: That's just worse.
Squidward: If you want me to be nice, then send Nick my resignation letter.
SpongeBob: Squidward, you're gonna stay here and you're gonna like it.
Squidward: I doubt that.
SpongeBob: Anyway, let's get educational!
(Everyone cheers except for Squidward)
Squidward: I'll be in my house until this is all over.
(Bubble transition to a Sesame Street-like place where SpongeBob is in)
SpongeBob: Hello and welcome to SpongeBob SquarePants! Today we're gonna learn about all sorts of things, so stay tuned!
(The intro to SpongeBob plays, except more appealing to young children)
(Cut to inside the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs are in)
SpongeBob: First we're gonna do spelling with Mr. Krabs! Take it away.
(He walks away as the camera pans to Mr. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: Hello, kiddies! Do you know how to spell money? M-O-N-E-Y. Money! GIVE IT TO ME-!
(SpongeBob shuts his mouth)
SpongeBob: How about something that children can use in life?
Mr. Krabs: Children can use money in life!
SpongeBob: Yes, but… what about words like cat or house or dog?
Mr. Krabs: C-A-T. H-O-U-S-E. D-O-G. GIVE ME YOUR M-O-N-E-Y!
(SpongeBob sighs as we cut to Patrick's rock where SpongeBob and Patrick are in)
SpongeBob: Now we're gonna do counting with Patrick!
Patrick: Who's "counting with Patrick"? Are they new?
SpongeBob: Do you know how to count to 3?
Patrick: I don't even know how to count to 0.
SpongeBob: Ooookay? Well I'll do it then. One, two, three. That's three.
Patrick: MATH?! I HAVE TO DO MATH?! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
(He runs all over the place screaming)
SpongeBob: Don't mind Patrick. He's just excited. (He sighs as we cut to the Treedome where SpongeBob, Gary, and Sandy are in) Do you know why we're here, kids?
(silence)
SpongeBob: Neither do I! Sandy?
Sandy: We're here to learn about animal sounds!
SpongeBob: Ah. Now… what sound does a snail make?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Good, good. What about a worm?
Gary: Woof.
SpongeBob: ...great! Now… uh… what about a frog?
Gary: Ribbit.
SpongeBob: A seahorse?
Gary: NEIGH!
SpongeBob: I give up.
(We cut to the next act which is in Squidward's house)
SpongeBob: Now we're gonna learn with Squidward! Take it away, Squid!
Squidward: We're gonna learn about dea-
SpongeBob: Not that! Something else.
Squidward: How about… exe-
SpongeBob: Something like numbers or letters. ANYTHING!!!
Squidward: Suffo-
SpongeBob: STOP! This is going terribly. We need to do something else…
Squidward: Like what?
SpongeBob: I dunno… beg to Nickelodeon to make us B again?
Squidward: And cancel our show. Great idea!
SpongeBob: Well… what else can we do?
(Cut to Nickelodeon HQ again, where everything is the same as before, except without the graph, and this time the entire cast of SpongeBob is there)
SpongeBob: We can't do it. Being A is much harder than it looks. How does Big Bird do it?
Nickelodeon CEO: Well what do you want us to do?
SpongeBob: I don't know, but it's up to you.
Nickelodeon CEO: EMPLOYEES! GIVE ME IDEAS!
Nickelodeon Employee: Hire a new cast!
Nickelodeon CEO: Why and how would we replace SpongeBob and all the other guys?
Nickelodeon Employee 2: Cancel the show-
Nickelodeon CEO: No!
Nickelodeon Employee 3: Make a spin-off that's A rated.
Nickelodeon CEO: Disrespect Steven Hillenburg's wishes…? GREAT IDEA!
SpongeBob: What?
Nickelodeon CEO: I can see it now… Kamp Koral, SpongeBob's Early Years.
SpongeBob: E-E-Early ye--
Nickelodeon CEO: Yeah. With a young SpongeBob and Patrick and Squidward and Mr. Krabs and Sandy and everyone!
SpongeBob: But that breaks so much lore-
Nickelodeon CEO: Essentially SpongeBob Babies!
SpongeBob: Sp-sp-sp-SP-SPONGE---NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Voice: SHUT UP!
(end)
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