The Buneary Show The Movie/Transcript

This is the full script for The Buneary Show The Movie.
==Chapter 1==
(The film begins with the Columbia Pictures and PBS logos in normal, and then with the usual PBS Kids, Pikachu the Movie, and Cookie Jar intros, with a twist thanks to the black and white version. The Buneary Show intro, But it starts good. When the Blue screen with the Blue circle comes up and Buneary Guy appears at the right, and Bibarl appears at the left, and fade it said "THE BUNEARY SHOW" and "THE MOVIE". The title card of the movie then fades away and then the movie starts with Buneary Guy telling the viewers what's happening)
Buneary Guy: (mad) YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE STUPID BIBARL, START THE FILM!
(Cuts to Bibarl going inside the Poke Mart/The Pokémon Center)
Bibarl: I've never talked to Buneary Guy about his Buneary Guy Insanity Stuff, So I gotta go to Poke Mart to buy something. And yes, I like it better than Hoops & Yoyo. I can't wait to buy stuff from it!
(Buneary Guy and Dr. Mother are walking to the Poke Mart/The Pokémon Center.)
Dr. Mother: Where is Bibarl off to Buneary Guy?
Buneary Guy: He went to the Poke Mart to buy some stuff, and he's ten years old. I'm in a bad mood, because he told me not to watch Buneary Guy Insanity every day, every minute, every second.
Dr. Mother: Oh god, that ten-year-old sneak won't stop buying anything at the baby store. It's for babies.
(Buneary Guy and Dr. Mother are inside The Poke Mart/The Pokémon Center.)
Buneary Guy: I wonder if this store has Buneary Guy Insanity stuff all over it.
(Bibarl looks at a toy.)
Bibarl: Oh boy, I can't wait to buy the toy.
(Bibarl walks off with the toy.)
(Buneary Guy is talking with Buneary Guy 2.)
Buneary Guy: Which way did he go?
Buneary Guy 2: He went that way, Buneary Guy.
Buneary Guy: (mad) I hate this. What are we going to do with him now?
(Outside of The Poke Mart/The Pokémon Center, Bibarl exits with the toy in his hand.)
Bibarl: Ha ha! I bought the toy. (He stops.) I like to play it by my own. Only one and one. (Closeup of Bibarl, who is scheming.) You will never get it back from me, and you never will!
(Back inside The Pokemart/The Pokémon Center, Buneary Guy is mad.)
Buneary Guy: Let's go get him, Buneary Guy 2!
(Outside the Poke Mart, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2, angry, run towards Bibarl, who is shocked.)
Bibarl: Oh no! Here comes the Buneary Guy Clones!
(Bibarl runs off and Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 chase him.)
Buneary Guy: Come back here, and give me back that toy, Bibarl!
(They run through outside of the Poke Mart)
(Cuts to a close up of Bibarl who still has the toy and is in front of the Poke Mart)
Bibarl: Well boys, I can play it whenever I want to! You can't catch me!
(Lucas Guy appears behind Bibarl.)
Lucas Guy: Hey! What did I tell you about shoplifting?
Bibarl: I don't know, Lucas Guy.
Lucas Guy: And what's that in your hand?
Bibarl: Nothing!
Lucas Guy: I don't believe this, Bibarl...
(He takes the toy from Bibarl, who is now sad.)
Lucas Guy: I'll take this toy and give it back to Buneary Guy.
(Buneary Guy has the toy now and is happy.)
Buneary Guy: Wow! I finally got the best toy ever, my clones wanted to play with it. (He looks at Bibarl.) So long, Bibarl.
(Buneary Guy leaves a disappointed Bibarl alone.)
Bibarl: It's just another measly toy. Lucas Guy took it away and I never had one. (sighs)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy playing with the toy until Bibarl walks up to Buneary Guy from the window.)
Bibarl: Hey Buneary Guy!
Buneary Guy: What is it, Bibarl?
Bibarl: The toy is really cool, and the music and sounds are amazing. Can I have it back?
(Lucas Guy appears and grabs Bibarl.)
Lucas Guy: No you can't. Remember how you stole it from the Poke Mart? That means you can't have it back. You're going to jail.
(In a jail cell, Bibarl is locked up and sad.)
Bibarl: (sighs) What have I done. Why did he troll me from last time. Oh well, I'm going back to sleep for the rest of three days.
(Scene focuses on the jail house at night time until it became jail time.)
==Chapter 2==
Text: 3 days later...
(Fades to the outside of jail in the morning)
(Cuts to Bibarl waking up from his sleep and yawning.)
(Bibarl looks out the jail window, then looks happy.)
Bibarl: Oh yes! I was correct! Now I can get out of jail free! Today is February 21st, 2011!
(Meanwhile, outside, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 are talking.)
Buneary Guy 2: Did you hear that, Buneary Guy? He slept for 3 days.
Buneary Guy: What's that, Buneary Guy 2?
Buneary Guy 2: (whispers) 3 days.
(Buneary Guy 2's whispering echoes eight times through Buneary Guy's ear.)
Buneary Guy: (mad) 3 DAYS? THAT'S IT, I HAD ENOUGH! I'LL FIGHT THAT GUY FROM EDUARD KHIL!
(Back at his house, Bibarl talks to Buneary Guy out the window.)
Bibarl: Hello, I'm Bibarl, the one-of-a-kind Pokémon that brings you this message, is it a beautiful day?
Buneary Guy: It's not when you see that coming.
Bibarl: And yes, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the grasses are green. This means I can have that toy back!
Buneary Guy: (mad) Oh my goodness, this is totally making me angry. Somebody do something about this thief.
(Ralts Kafflen appears next to Buneary Guy.)
Ralts: Hello there. I would like to introduce myself, I'm Ralts Kafflen. I like to live with my older sister, Kirlia Kafflen.
Buneary Guy: That's cool. The music sounds nice. His voice is so cool. And which person does he talk to me?
Ralts: Guess what, chicken butt? Your voice sounds like Tubby the Tuba from the film of the same name and Mushu from Disney's Mulan. (laughs)
(Buneary Guy is mad.)
Buneary Guy: (gets mad at Ralts) What!?! Chicken butt? Say that to my face, Oh, I get it! Your voice is so annoying as Patcher's voice. That's it! I'm out of here!
(Outside the store, Bibarl has the toy again.)
Bibarl: Well boys, this is my toy, you can't have that back! You can't have that back! (8x)
(Lucas Guy appears.)
Lucas Guy: Hey you! Get off the roof!
Bibarl: What do you want, Lucas Guy? And why the hell are you trolling me?
Lucas Guy: Because I don't want you to steal this toy.
Bibarl: What?!
(Lucas Guy turns to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2.)
Lucas Guy: Bibarl is being a meanie, isn't he?
Buneary Guy: I guess I wanted to have that toy back.
Buneary Guy 2: Me too, Buneary Guy.
(Bibarl is sitting on his bed.)
Bibarl: (sighs) I hate trolls that had tried to have that toy back. What am I going to do?
(Back at home, Buneary Guy happily has the toy. Back at the bed, Bibarl suddenly smiles.)
Bibarl: I know! I just had an idea!
(Cuts to a house. Inside, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 play with the toy. Ralts appears again.)
Ralts: Hey, Buneary Guy!
(Buneary Guy turns angry.)
Buneary Guy: What what what what what what what what what? What is it now?
Ralts: Don't be mad, glad will cheer you up. (laughs) Get it? Cheer you up? (laughs)
Buneary Guy: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND GO AWAY?
Ralts: Well then.
(Ralts hums as he walks away.)
Buneary Guy: It's pretty quiet in here, Buneary Guy 2. Maybe we can listen to it.
Buneary Guy 2: We can, Buneary Guy. And wait, where's our toy?
(The toy is gone, and Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 are shocked.)
Buneary Guy: What the heck?
Buneary Guy 2: It's gone!
(Buneary Guy is mad.)
Buneary Guy: Stupid Bibarl just took it again. Get him!
(Cuts to Bibarl who is happily walking on a sidewalk with the toy.)
Bibarl: Yay! (9x) I got that toy back! Lucas Guy will never troll me again! Now, I'm one-of-a-kind Pokemon that brings toys at the Pokemart this message.
Buneary Guy: Wait a minute! Something is on the news.
(Little Guy stands in front of a dark green screen with a picture of Bibarl on the top right corner.)
Little Guy: Hi, I'm Little Guy, the king of 123 Greeny Phatom. I like to report that Bibarl, the sneakiest shoplifter in the Pokemart, stole the toy and it was missing. I'll see you in our next report after this commercial break.
(Buneary Guy is mad.)
Buneary Guy: Stupid Bibarl, he stole our toy from the Pokemart! Let's chase him!
(Cuts to Bibarl who is now sad and walking with the toy.)
Bibarl: Ouch! My feet hurts from skipping. I need to have a rest.
(Bibarl sits on a bench. Suddenly, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 appear, angry, and Bibarl is shocked.)
Buneary Guy: I'll teach you to have that toy back!
(Cuts to a scene where Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 chase after Bibarl to get the toy. While running into snow, all of them are covered in snow, except Bibarl.)
Bibarl: All right, who calls yourself a mountie?! It was you, you thieving clones! You can't have that back!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 wipe off the snow on their bodies.)
Buneary Guy 2: Jesus Krispies. I have been covered in snow, Buneary Guy.
Buneary Guy: Try not to worry about the snowstorm anymore, Buneary Guy 2. Time for a walk.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go for a walk.)
==Chapter 3==
Ralts: Thank goodness they're going for a walk (sigh) Get it? I would never have a grumpy feeling to say that.
(Kirlia appears.)
Kirlia: My little brother, you're here.
Ralts: Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. (sneezes) I have a cold. I can't stop sneezing.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2)
Buneary Guy: We're almost to the toy, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: Yes, keep walking.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 walk until they find the toy, when they found the toy Buneary Guy got the toy)
Buneary Guy: We found the toy.
Buneary Guy 2: Can we keep it when we go home?
Buneary Guy: Yes.
(They both watch WHIMS Health & Safety Video)
Bibarl: (comes in and opens the door) Now what is this? only watching TV and making slurping noises that go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? What is going on here?
Buneary Guy: What are you doing here, Bibarl? Lucas Guy told me you're a meanie.
Bibarl: Then that's why he trolled me for this, I'll troll him back later.
(Bibarl gets inside the house and Buneary Guy and his clone are out)
Buneary Guy 2: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Buneary Guy?
Buneary Guy: Yes Buneary Guy 2.
Both: (slowly) ITS TRICK TIME!
(They walk)
(Cuts to Bibarl and Buizel Guy)
Buizel Guy: There's one thing I want you to know about.
Bibarl: And what is it Buizel Guy?
Buizel Guy: It's shoplifting, shoplifting is not acceptable, you lied.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and his clone as police officers for the scene where Bibarl got trolled and arrested by night trollers)
Buneary Guy: And we'll take that toy away from you.
Buneary Guy 2: Yeah! Buneary Guy is right! You're under arrest for shoplifting at the Poké Mart! This means you're going back to jail for 7 days!
(Cuts to Bibarl getting sent back to jail with jail bars blocking him)
Bibarl: Oh no! I don't want this happening! Help me! (4x) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Fades out to Bibarl waking up from his nightmare)
Bibarl: Oh dear? It was just a nightmare.
(Buneary Small appears out of nowhere)
Buneary Small: Pffft, more like it is a nightmare!
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 outside with the toy)
Buneary Guy: Let's bring it to our house, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: Okay, Buneary Guy.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go for a walk.)
(Cuts to the Buneary Guy Clones dancing with the toy)
Dr. Mother: It will be enough, Buneary Guy Clones, and this toy is for babies. I'll put it back in the same place where you think of.
Buneary Guy: (angry) Will you shut up and bring us our toy!?!
Dr. Mother: (angry) IT'S FOR BABIES!!! Did you hear what I said?
Buneary Guy: (angry) Masso man!
Buneary Guy 2: (sad) What are we going to do, Buneary Guy?
Buneary Guy: I know, we will go back to the store and buy another one.
Buneary Guy 2: Great idea, Buneary Guy.
==Chapter 4==
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go for a walk to Poke Mart and look at a toy.)
Buneary Guy 2: This is so cool.
Buneary Guy: I think it is, Buneary Guy 2. We will buy it.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 walk off with the toy. We then see them inside their house, dancing to Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO.)
(Shows Bibarl's arms taking away the toy once again)
(Cuts to Bibarl outside of the toy store)
Bibarl: Hey boys, I bought a new toy! Come and catch me!
(Shows Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 at the Lego toy aisle)
Buneary Guy: (angry) All right! Where did that annoying shoplifter go?
Buneary Guy 2: I think he ran off with that toy.
Buneary Guy: Really?
Buneary Guy 2: Yep.
Buneary Guy: I don't get it. I don't know why Bibarl had to take away that toy from us. (looks around the store until he notices a sign) Hold your horses, what does that sign say?
(Cuts to the sign where it says at the following:"saleSave $-10Grand Walk-in Kitchen$259.99")
Buneary Guy: (off-screen) Oh yes, it's right there. Let's read! "Sale, save $-10, Grand Walk-in Kitchen, $259.99".
Buneary Guy 2: (off-screen) Well, that's a strange sign.
Bibarl: (standing while his feet hurts) That was the other foot cruncher. Ouch!
(The final instrumental seconds of "Electric Avenue" plays.)
(Shows Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, and Dr. Mother at the cashier)
Buneary Guy: So, Dr. Mother, what do you think of this store?
Dr. Mother: I think it's for babies.
Buneary Guy 2: The Poke Mart is not for babies, but instead it's for kids, teenagers, and adults. It might sell toys and videos for children, but they also sell video games for everyone. But usually they sell healing items, Poke balls, stones, and even potions for their Pokémon that can help the Pokémon trainer. This store has lots of stuff, since we got our toys back!
Dr. Mother: Well, I didn't know that! Thanks for telling me about it, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: No problem!
Dr. Mother: Oh, one more thing, have you ever heard about a mean man named Gree Guy?
Buneary Guy: No.
Buneary Guy 2: Nah.
Buneary Guy: Who is he?
Dr. Mother: Well, Gree Guy is the king of 123 Gree City. He is an evil, mean, selfish, greedy man in the world, who came to the United States from Norway. Speaking of which, Gree Guy is a Norwegian person than could speak 2 languages: English and Norwegian.
Buneary Guy: (shocked) What!?! I didn't know Gree Guy was Norwegian!
Buneary Guy 2: I didn't know about that, too.
Dr. Mother: Well, you've gotta be careful and watch out for Gree Guy. He might touch you with his slimey and gooey hands. Oh, and also, Gree Guy became friends with Santed Sailor, and they will take over 123 The Buneary Show, and the rest of the world.
Buneary Guy: (shocked) No way!
Dr. Mother: Yes way! He also has a cartoon-exterminating machine called the Dalek Septor 9000 that could destroy cartoon characters, including us, forever!
Buneary Guy: So, now I understand anything of this. Thanks for telling me and Buneary Guy 2 about this, Dr. Mother.
Dr. Mother: You're welcome. Well, time for you to go home now.
Buneary Guy: Okay then, let's go.
(Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, and Dr. Mother exits the Pokemart.)
(Cuts to Bibarl outside the Pokemart)
Bibarl: (yawning, talking slowly) Time to go to bed.
(Bibarl walks all the way back to his house, and went fast asleep in his bed during Bananas in Pyjamas Ending Theme (Japanese version) on the radio.)
(Shows Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 outside Poke Mart)
Buneary Guy: It's still quiet out here. Bibarl has been falling fast asleep.
Buneary Guy 2: Yes, he is. Can we listen to some music from the radio when we get home, Buneary Guy?
Buneary Guy: Yes, Buneary Guy 2.
(We see Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 inside their house, dancing to Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO.)
(Cuts to Kirlia and Ralts outside)
Ralts: What's with all of this racket about?
Kirlia: I don't know. Maybe the music is coming from Buneary Guy's house.
Ralts: Well, the radio is turned on and the Buneary Guy clones are listening and dancing to "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO. Uh oh! It's too far from the noise. Let's check and see if this house had some music inside of it.
(Shows Buneary Guy's house vibrating with the music; the weather becomes snowy)
Ralts: I wish I had to give him a coat for Earthy Guy, his friends, his family, and other people who contacted their rule. (praying) I wish Earthy Guy was here to take me and Kirlia to his house, and do something fun. Please keep us safe from evil and stupid people for they don't know what to do. In the name of Jesus, we ask you to take us home safely. In the name of Jesus, we pray for you. Amen.
Kirlia: Amen.
(Suddenly, Earthy Guy comes out of nowhere.)
Earthy Guy: Hey, Kirlia and Ralts. I think you can't understand what that song is. Can I help you wear a coat?
Ralts: Ahem, Earthy Guy. Please give us coats to bring thanks in 123 Earthy's World, and be with you. By the way, are you a Christian?
Earthy Guy: Yes, I am, Ralts.
Ralts: God, please take us home and be with you. Amen.
(Cuts to Bibarl sleeping on his bed during muffled Super Smash Bros. Brawl temple music in G-Major)
(Slowly fades from nighttime to morning)
Bibarl: (yawning, talking fast) It's morning already? I think it is after sunrise. So, what should I do?
(Bibarl goes to the Thinking Corner and thinks of something Bibarl can do.)
Bibarl: (to himself; thinking, still talking fast) Think, Bibarl! Think! This must be a short time to hurry. I need to have those toys back, but if I have not, Buneary Guy Clones and Lucas Guy will troll me for the seventh week.
==Chapter 5==
(Bibarl got an idea.)
Bibarl: Oh yes! I had another idea!
(Fades to black)
(Fades to Buneary Guy making a special recipe)
Buneary Guy 2: What's cooking, Buneary Guy?
Buneary Guy: I'm making a special recipe for Buneary Girl, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: What kind of special recipe, Buneary Guy?
Buneary Guy: I don't know, let me check what was on my list. (looking at the recipe) Now let me see. (reading the recipe) 3 bananas, 2 pounds of grapes, 2 apples cored and chopped, 48 chunks of watermelon, and 2 orange slices. (talks to Buneary Guy 2) Well you know, this is fruit salad. But I am going to add some special ingredients for it such as pineapples, pears, strawberries, you name it. And also, I'm going to wash the fruit into the kitchen sink.
Buneary Guy 2: Well, good luck for that fruit salad, Buneary Guy.
Bibarl: (angry) I'm not gonna see those thieving clones making fruit salad for Buneary Girl. Those thieving clones and Lucas Guy had already trolled me for seven weeks as possible! I'm gonna troll them!
Buneary Girl: What's all that special about, making fruit salads?
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 came to Buneary Girl's room with a bowl of fruit salad)
Buneary Guy: I've made you a special fruit salad, Buneary Girl.
Buneary Girl: (happy) Thank you, my good brother, Bonnie. It's just what I wanted!
Buneary Guy: You're welcome, Buneary Girl.
(Bibarl, wearing a disguise, is knocking on Buneary Guy's door.)
Buneary Guy: Wait a minute, something is knocking at my door.
(Buneary Guy walks to the door.)
Buneary Guy: I wonder who it is, Buneary Girl. I'll get it.
Buneary Girl 2 (appearing out of nowhere): It's not when he's specially mattered, Buneary Girl.
Buneary Girl: Certainly not, Buneary Girl 2. Someone is being a master of disguise.
(Buneary Guy opens the door and sees Bibarl, who is disguised as Diesel Beaver.)
Diesel Beaver (who is actually Bibarl, but in a deep voice): Hello there, you stupid kid.
Buneary Guy: (jealous) Um, sir, I'm not really a kid, I'm just an adult now. I'm only 34 years old. My real name is Bonnibel Earysaskivich Gunpanow, but people call me Buneary Guy. Anyways, what's yours?
Diesel Beaver: I'm Diesel Beaver, the one-of-a-kind cousin of Bibarl that brings you this message. Sorry, but I'm his imaginary cousin. Those guys would have trolled me for seven weeks, as so much as many times.
Buneary Guy: Really?
Diesel Beaver: Yes, but do I have to say we're stealing toys? I don't think so. Out you go, Buneary Guy!
(Earthy Guy appears yet again out of nowhere.)
Earthy Guy: Gee golly! Bibarl is trolling Buneary Guy today! (shocked) Oh no! I've gotta tell Kirlia and Ralts about this!
(Earthy Guy runs out of Buneary Guy's house but sits on a bench.)
Earthy Guy: But not really.
(Shows Buneary Girl and Buneary Guy 2; Buneary Girl is holding a camera)
Buneary Girl: I've got the camera, Buneary Guy 2!
Buneary Guy 2: Good! How many pictures are there in this film, Buneary Girl?
Buneary Girl: Well, apparently, there are only 60 pictures of this movie, which are actually movie stills, of course.
(Shows Buneary Small pointing at Bibarl trying to take Buneary Guy to jail)
Buneary Small: Oh no! Diesel Beaver is taking Buneary Guy to jail! Someone do something about that!
(Shows Bibarl trying to take Buneary Guy to jail)
Buneary Guy: What? Where are you taking me!?! Hey! Let me go! Now!
(Buneary Girl takes a picture of Diesel Beaver, which causes the disguise to fall out to reveal Bibarl.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy talking to his sister, Buneary Girl, her clone, Buneary Girl 2, and his clone, Buneary Guy 2)
Buneary Guy: (angry) It was a disguise?
Buneary Girl: Yes, well, sorta.
Buneary Guy: (angry) A disguise that Bibarl wears the whole time!?!
Buneary Girl: Of course, it is!
Buneary Guy: (angry) Well, let me get this straight. Bibarl is a real meanie!
Buneary Girl: Oh really?
Buneary Guy: (angry) Yes, yes he is. I'll teach him a lesson or two.
(Cuts to Buneary Small pointing at Bibarl to fight him)
Buneary Small: Everyone, get that Diesel Beaver! He makes me look bad!
(Buneary Small fighting with Bibarl until the scene transition for 10 seconds)
(Scene transition to Bibarl in his bedroom: Clockwise wipe)
Bibarl: (sad) Oh bother! (sighs) I would never wear those pesky clothes again. I'll put them back in my drawer so I can wear some new ones.
(Fades to black)
(Fades to the Sing-Along Songs with Patcher title card)
Sing-Along Songs with Patcher Announcer: And now it's time for Sing-Along Songs with Patcher, the part of the movie where Patcher comes out and sings a Sing-Along Song.
(Fades to Patcher on the stage)
(Patcher sings his chewing gum song as it plays.)
(Fades back to the Sing Along Songs with Patcher title card)
Sing-Along Songs with Patcher Announcer: This has been Sing-Along Songs with Patcher. See you next time! Bye-bye!
(Fades to black)
(Fades to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 stuck in chewing gum)
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) That's funny. I stepped on a blue, yucky, and very sticky piece of chewing gum, it must be everywhere.
Buneary Guy 2: Me too, Buneary Guy. How can we get rid of chewing gum all over the place?
Buneary Guy: I don't know, Buneary Guy 2.
==Chapter 6==
(Cuts to a close up of Buneary Guy's foot trying to get it unstuck from chewing gum)
(Cuts to a close up of Buneary Guy's head and chest struggling to get unstuck from chewing gum)
(Cuts to a close up of Buneary Guy 2's feet struggling to get them unstuck from chewing gum)
(Cuts to a close up of Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2, panting after struggling to get unstuck from chewing gum)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 with their feet, still stuck on chewing gum)
Buneary Guy 2: Looks like it could be a very sticky situation in this room, Buneary Guy.
Buneary Guy: (tired) And I am so tired from trying to get it out it also makes my feet hurt so bad. Maybe I should take a picture of this sticky gum all over the floor.
(Buneary Guy takes a picture of sticky blue chewing gum that is on the floor.)
(Cuts to Kirlia and Ralts)
Kirlia: What was that?!
Ralts: I don't know. (afraid) Ah! I'm so scared. Is that from Buneary Guy's house?
Kirlia: Yes! (3x) It came from right here!
Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2: Hello.
Kirlia: You know what Buneary Guys, I don't want you yelling at us for a while, they were just pretending to be friends.
Ralts: You see, we should take a peek. Only a peek but not too close. (laughs) This can't be bad, those Tubby the Tubas will be thrown in jail.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2)
Buneary Guy 2: Why are they talking to us like that?
Buneary Guy: Maybe I should take a picture of this one, too.
(Buneary Guy takes a picture of Kirlia and Ralts.)
Buneary Guy: That should teach those Kirlia and Ralts a lesson.
Buneary Guy 2: Yep, it produces a lot of life, and it printed beautifully for cellphones and video cameras.
(Cuts to Patcher chewing gum)
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) Oh my goodness, my ears had just popped. I know who had chewed gum in my house, Buneary Guy 2.
(Patcher's face turns blue as he continues chewing gum.)
Buneary Guy: Something blue happened to his face, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: Looks like he had a small sticky problem.
(Patcher blows a bubble.)
Buneary Guy: I can't believe Patcher chewed gum in my house, Buneary Guy 2! I have a very sticky situation over here.
(A guitar string is heard during a close up of Buneary Guy's hand with gum all over it.)
Buneary Guy 2: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) And it's right into our hands! I need to take a picture of this, Buneary Guy 2.
(Buneary Guy takes a picture of Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2's hands, both stuck in a piece of chewing gum.)
(Cuts to Kirlia and Ralts behind the door)
Kirlia: I heard another noise, Ralts.
Ralts: Again. Why is this so noisy? We gotta get out of here.
(Kirlia and Ralts run away from Buneary Guy's house.)
Mellow Guy: What was all of that?
Buneary Guy: I saw something strange. Bibarl has been caught shoplifting, and then he had trolled me, for one week.
Buneary Guy 2: And this afternoon, he stole the toy from the toy store, and took it after sunrise.
Mellow Guy: Oh. So what are you gonna do with that?
Buneary Guy: We should go for a walk and take this camera with us.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go for a walk until they see Bibarl's strand of fur hair behind the bushes.)
Buneary Guy: Bibarl might be hiding in the bushes. I can barely see his hair.
(Bibarl pops out of the bushes.)
Bibarl: Surprise!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 are shocked.)
Buneary Guy 2: Oh deary dear! That criminal is back! Hurry! Run!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 run away from Bibarl.)
Mellow Guy: Oh dear! I'd better call the police!
(Mellow Guy calls the police on Bibarl.)
(Cuts to Lucas Guy and Buizel Guy)
Lucas Guy: (angry) Alright! Have I told you to stop?
Bibarl: (shocked) Lucas Guy! Buizel Guy! What are you doing here?!
Buizel Guy: (angry) I caught you last time for stealing my clothes!
Bibarl: (shocked) What clothes?
Lucas Guy: (angry) His police uniform, you idiot!
Bibarl: (shocked) Uh oh! I gotta run for the roads!
Buizel Guy: After him! Lucas Guy!
(Shows the police car chasing Bibarl during the Underdog theme song)
(Bibarl uses his teleportation powers to get back to his house.)
Bibarl: Ha ha! Those thieving clones and red and orange-headed officers Lucas Guy and Buizel Guy are not going to catch me! (tired) Just as two weeks. If I can get these toys back, they will never troll me again.
(Bibarl falls asleep and snores loudly.)
==Chapter 7==
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 behind the window, then outside)
Buneary Guy: Bibarl is snoring so loud. I can't get to sleep, because I heard the sound of it.
Buneary Guy 2: We like staying in the night with you, Buneary Guy. It's the 3rd day of March.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go for a walk.)
(Cuts back to Bibarl snoring)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy's house at nighttime)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 in bed)
Buneary Guy: It's good to spend the day in March, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: We can go back to sleep now. Good night, Buneary Guy.
Buneary Guy: Good night, Buneary Guy 2.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go back to sleep.)
(Cuts to outside Buneary Guy's house)
(Fades from nighttime to daytime)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy 5)
Buneary Guy 5: Ah, look at it. It's such a beautiful day, I opened your window, and turned on your fan. I like to set up the level of your fan... on 1.
(Buneary Guy 5 sets the fan on 1 and gasps. Bibarl appears out of nowhere.)
Bibarl: Buneary Guy 5? What are you doing here?
Buneary Guy 5: I got your window open and turned on your fan. And, I put your fan on 1. (points at the fan) See it's on 1.
Bibarl: And why is this weather so hot? I gotta go to the weather control room and change it!
(Bibarl went outside of his house)
Buneary Guy 5: Um, you know I wouldn't do that if I were you.
(Fades to Bibarl at the weather control room)
Bibarl: Now let's see. Which weather pattern should I put for tomorrow's forecast? Oh, I know, how about... (pushes the snow button) ...snow, (pushes the strong wind button) strong wind, (pushes the rain button) and rain for tomorrow's forecast. Yeah, that should be it for now. Well, time for me to go back to my house now.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy 5 and Bibarl)
Buneary Guy 5: You did what!?!
Bibarl: Yes, I put in snow, strong wind, and rain for tomorrow.
Buneary Guy 5: (angry) Bibarl! How could you do this to me, Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, and all the other Buneary Guy clones!?! You should be ashamed by yourself. That's it! I'm outta here!
(Buneary Guy 5 marches outside Bibarl's house.)
Bibarl: Well, good riddance! (slams the front door) Stupid Buneary Guy clones, trolling me, messing up with my property, and stealing my stuff.
(Bibarl sits down on his chair and takes a deep breath.)
Bibarl: (calmed) Okay, I'm perfectly calm now. Time for me to watch some TV.
(Bibarl turns on the TV and watches it.)
(Cuts to the front view of the TV)
(Zooms into the TV screen; the screen shows the opening intro of Sesame Street)
(The TV screen cuts to the TV static and then cuts to the Buneary Show News title card.)
Mike the Newsman: (off-screen) We interrupt this program with our special report from Buneary Show News.
(Mike stands in front of a pink screen with a Pepsi logo on the top right corner.)
Mike: As our news today, the Pepsi fans are delivering cans of Pepsi to everyone in the world, and to do this, they are travelling in a flying banana. Yes. I just said that. And now for the weather report.
(Cuts to Dr. Clown at the Buneary Show Weather Channel)
Dr. Clown: Welcome to the Buneary Show Weather Channel! In the weather forecast for 123 The Buneary Show today, we will have tons of sunshine, high 25 degrees, and tonight we'll have plenty of snow flurries, low 19 degrees, and for tomorrow, we'll get lots of rain, snow, and strong wind, low 7 degrees.
(Cuts back to Mike in the news anchor table)
Mike: And now we would like to return to our regularly scheduled programming.
(Cuts to Bibarl watching the news on TV)
Bibarl: Uh... what just happened?
Text: Meanwhile...
(Cuts to Gree Guy and Santed Sailor at the Beach Park)
Santed Sailor: Welcome to the Beach Park, Gree Guy. What brings you here?
Gree Guy: (scheming) This case is what all true evil sorcerers stride for, and I need to put a stop into this world.
Santed Sailor: Well, I think your idea doesn't make sense at all. But all I can say is--
Gree Guy: I don't want to talk about it right now, but I'm here to tell you that I'm planning to exterminate animated life and rule the world.
Santed Sailor: But how are we going to do that, Gree Guy?
Gree Guy: Well, we will destroy Buneary Guy and his friends once and for all, with my secret object that will exterminate animated life forever. Hand me the remote.
Santed Sailor: (confused) Um, the goat?
Gree Guy: (angry) No! The remote!
Santed Sailor: Oh! The remote! Got it! (hands the remote to Gree Guy) Here you go, sir. I thought you said you want me to give you the goat.
Gree Guy: I didn't say anything like that! But thank you! I got to show you my latest invention.
(Gree Guy reveals his cartoon-destroying invention called the Dalek Septor 9000.)
Gree Guy: This is the Dalek Septor 9000, the world's first cartoon-destroying invention ever made. It is designed for exterminating the investible animated human, animal, and/or cartoon beings of what intelligent life forms will find.
Santed Sailor: Well, I got to say, sir. That is interesting and a good way to destroy Buneary Guy and his friends. The reason why I hate them is because they kept on trolling and hating me for no good reason, and always destroyed my cruise ship called "Beach Park".
Gree Guy: Exactly. Allow me to demonstrate this invention.
(Gree Guy turned on the Dalek Septor 9000)
(The Dalek Septor 9000 moves its head and makes beeping noises.)
Gree Guy: Dalek Septor, exterminate.
(The Dalek Septor 9000 shoots a bottle of water.)
Santed Sailor: (amazed) Oh man! That was extreme and professional, Gree Guy, sir.
Gree Guy: I will have none of that. Anyways, this cartoon-exterminating invention will be able to destroy Buneary Guy, and other people from the rest of the world.
Santed Sailor: Um, Gree Guy. You know that Bibarl is a meanie, and he got trolled by the Buneary Guy clones.
Gree Guy: Well, that would be a lot necessary to Bibarl as well, Santed Sailor. We will be using that invention to exterminate Buneary Guy and his friends that would be very specific. (acts in an aggressive behavior) I have to be more aggressive.
Santed Sailor: Um, right, Gree Guy.
Gree Guy: I got to be more assertive.
Santed Sailor: Yes!
Gree Guy: (scheming) I should show them who is the king.
Santed Sailor: (mad) Of course, Gree Guy.
Gree Guy: (scheming) I'll show them how truly evil and brutal I am. (normal) Now where's my teddy bear?
Santed Sailor: (while handing the teddy to Gree Guy) Here it is, sir.
Gree Guy: (happy with his teddy bear) My... teddy! (does an evil laugh)
(Zooms out to reveal Gree Guy and Santed Sailor; Santed Sailor also does an evil laugh after Gree Guy)
(Zooms out from the window of the ship to reveal a cruise ship called Beach Park; the Beach Park is at the dock of the 123 The Buneary Show Harbor. It explodes.)
Gree Guy: Ouch.....
Santed Sailor: Thank God for Krazy Glue.
Text: The next day...
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 inside Buneary Guy's house)
Buneary Guy: It's good fun to spend the night, Buneary Guy 2. We had a good night sleep last night. Let's go outside.
(Cuts to rain, snow, and strong wind outside, then to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 outside)
Buneary Guy: (mad) Oh that Bibarl! He changed the weather! I hate it when this happens! If Bibarl would have never sneaked into the weather control room, none of this would have ever happened!
Buneary Guy 2: (mad) Ugh! Me too, Buneary Guy! He's gonna pay for the ultimate price!
(Cuts to Bibarl inside his house)
Bibarl: Ah. What a beautiful day here in 123 The Buneary Show. The snow is snowing, the winds are too strong, and the rain makes things grow. I like to watch something special on Nickelodeon!
(Bibarl watches Nickelodeon on TV.)
Bibarl: This seems kind of catchy.
(Bibarl continues watching until the Snee-Oosh logo appears.)
Chorus: Snee-OOOOOOOSH!
(Bibarl screams and runs out of his house, then stock footage of a roller coaster POV is shown. We then cut to Bibarl who has randomly changed into a snowman.)
Bibarl: Ouch! Did I just call myself a snow mountain? I need to get out of this snow mountain I randomly morphed into and go straight ahead.
(Scene cuts to Buneary Guy's house and Buneary Small ring the doorbell)
Buneary Guy: Hello. What can I do you for?
Buneary Small: Hi, I'm Buneary Small. I'm not sure if we've met. Anyhow, I just shut of the weather control after Bibarl has changed it.
Buneary Guy 2: Oh, that's great.
Buneary Guy: (angry) But tell me where that stupid Bibarl is now.
Buneary Small: I think your not going to like it but he snuck to the Poke Mart, let's get after him.
Buneary Guy: He's right! After him at the Poke Mart.
(Cuts to Bibarl climbs out of the snowman and goes to Poke Mart.)
Bibarl: And here I am. This Poke Mart store is gonna be lots of toys, and some fun stuff!
(Cuts to Buneary Small, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 inside Poke Mart)
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) Great! Which way did he go, Buneary Guy 2?
Buneary Guy 2: He went this way, Buneary Guy.
Buneary Small: Oh great, here we go again!
(Cuts to Bibarl riding the Ferris wheel)
Bibarl: Wheeeeeeeeeee! This ride is fun! I like to ride on the ferris wheel! Now, I'm a one-of-a-kind Pokémon that brings ferris wheels this message!
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 outside the Poke Mart)
Buneary Guy 2: Boy! He sounds like Dr. Beanson from Greeny Phatom. We need to go back home to do something.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go for a walk.)
Buneary Guy: And hey, what about the time I was having a peaceful day, that the birds were singing after the sun rises from the sky?
Buneary Guy 2: Well, as for the sun, I don't think it will be still shining anymore. And I still don't know if Gree Guy is going to take over the world with Santed Sailor or not.
Buneary Guy: Don't worry about those two idiots, Buneary Guy 2. Even that they are both evil and stupid, well, we can put a stop into this.
Buneary Guy 2: Um, could we?
Buneary Guy: Yes we could.
Buneary Guy 2: Oh! I didn't realize that!
==Chapter 8==
(Buneary Guy points at the sky.)
Buneary Guy: Come and look! The sky is turning blue. And the sun is shining.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 go for a walk.)
Buneary Guy 2: Gee. Did you always get into a weird smelly sky?
Buneary Guy: Not yet, Buneary Guy 2, let's play outside with me.
(Cuts to Ralts, holding his nose)
Ralts: (nasally) Gross! Smells fishy outside. Gross! (7x)
(Kirlia appears out of nowhere.)
Kirlia: What's gross? (shocked) Oh goodness, it smells like Gree Guy! (holds her nose, talks nasally) Gross! (7x)
(Cuts to Gree Guy, who is emitting purple fumes)
Gree Guy: Oh yeah, baby! I can make them taste the fresh air!
(Cuts to Geo Guy)
Geo Guy: Dude, it was a coconut brown man who made this disgusting cyan food.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 appear out of nowhere.)
Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2: Shut up!
(Earthy Guy appears out of nowhere.)
Earthy Guy: Hey, guys! (sad) Oh darlings. How should you be a coconut?
Buneary Guy: I don't look like a coconut, until Bibarl knows the way.
(Earthy Guy shouts at Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2.)
Earthy Guy: (mad) No! You do smell like a coconut, looks like a coconut, you too, Buneary Guy 2, you smell like a kiwi!
Buneary Guy: (mad) Come on, Buneary Guy 2, let's go kick his butt!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 beat up Earthy Guy before we cut to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 walking away from Poke Mart with Bibarl shouting at them.)
Bibarl: Buneary Guys! What are you fighting about?! Fighting is not the answer!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 walk towards the camera.)
Buneary Guy 2: This answer is too far right quick. We must be there at the circus tomorrow.
(Cuts to a close up of Bibarl)
Bibarl: (slowly) Tomorrow? When?
(Scene transition to the exterior view of the circus: Clockwise wipe)
(Shows the door of Bibarl's dressing room)
(Cuts to Bibarl dressing up. He looks at himself in the mirror and drops his pin.)
Bibarl: This would look even better with a flower in my buttonhole.
(Matchster appears out of nowhere.)
Matchster: What do you need flowers for? You're ten years old, when you don't need pins when you get dressed.
Bibarl: Liar!
(Cuts to Buneary Small walking to the circus.)
Buneary Small: This should be good.
(Shows the front view of the stage with red curtains)
(Earthy Guy walks through the curtains to the bottom center of the stage, holding a microphone)
Earthy Guy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, grandmothers and grandfathers, aunts and uncles, the Earthy's World International is proud to present to you, the Earthy's World International Circus.
(Earthy Guy walks out of the stage and the curtains open showing Bibarl wearing a clown costume.)
(Bibarl gets out colorful balls and proceeds to juggle them before he falls over.)
(Cuts to Earthy Guy)
Earthy Guy: This always grumpen me out.
Bibarl: Oops! Sorry about that. I was practicing my juggling, and I fell over the stage.
(Earthy Guy shouts at Bibarl.)
Earthy Guy: (mad) That's not an option! It was supposed to be Earthy's World International Circus, not a Bibarl International Circus!
Bibarl: Fine! I guess you won't be such a fuss for years, yellow demon.
(Cuts back to Earthy Guy)
Earthy Guy: (looks at the audience) Sorry about the madness. And with the most Earthy balancers, here is Kirlia and Ralts.
(Kirlia and Ralts are dancing on black and white balls, holding red hoops.)
(Cuts to Bibarl, sitting down in his normal clothes)
Bibarl: (sighs) How do I look like a beaver who never wore these clothes again? I should apologize to those people immediately.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 backstage)
Buneary Guy: Did you hear that, Buneary Guy 2? He apologized to us for stealing their boys.
Buneary Guy 2: He did, Buneary Guy.
Buneary Guy: And for the master of disguise, that trolls Lucas Guy, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: And for the speck of heart by being caught shoplifting, Buneary Guy.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 walk up the stairs.)
Buneary Guy 2: Um, excuse me. Where are we going?
Buneary Guy: We're going to have something to eat at a pizza place, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: But--
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 stop walking.)
Buneary Guy: There's no time to lose, we need to get to Showbiz.
Buneary Guy 2: But--
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 arrive at the Showbiz Pizza Place.)
Buneary Guy: We're here.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 goes to Dr. Clown, at the cash register counter)
Dr. Clown: Hello there! Welcome to the Showbiz Pizza Place! What would you like to eat?
Buneary Guy: I would like to have a pizza with cheese and pepperoni on it.
Dr. Clown: And what drink do you want?
Buneary Guy: Diet...
Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2: ...water. 
Dr. Clown: Not a problem! One pizza with Sapporo brand diet water, coming right up! Please take your seats. I'll be right with you in a moment!
Buneary Guy: This food must be delicious, and this pizza should be here about 10 minutes.
Buneary Guy 2: (in thoughts, echoing) Wow! Do I hear what Buneary Guy said? He said 10 minutes. Yes! 10 minutes. (10x)
(Dr. Clown arrives at the table Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 are sitting, holding a pizza dish with pepperoni pizza on top.)
Dr. Clown: Here you go, Buneary Guys. Bon appétit!
(Dr. Clown walks away)
Buneary Guy: (happy) Oh boy! I love to have some pizza!
Buneary Guy 2: (happy) Me too, Buneary Guy! Yummy!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 started eating pizza)
==Chapter 9==
Buneary Guy 2: Yum yum! This pizza tastes delicious. And this is gonna be more food for thought.
(Buneary Guy 2 eats the pizza.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy)
Buneary Guy: Can you hurry up, Buneary Guy 2?
(Cuts to Buneary Guy 2)
Buneary Guy 2: (chewing) Can't talk, Buneary Guy. I'm finishing up with this pizza.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy)
Buneary Guy: You're gonna be late for the show.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy 2)
Buneary Guy 2: (chewing) We'll be at the show later, Buneary Guy.
(Buneary Guy walks out of Showbiz Pizza Place with Dr. Clown behind him.)
Buneary Guy: Boy, that Buneary Guy 2 is on a slow pace. Eating pizza, and still drinking water.
(Buneary Guy walks down the stairs.)
(Meanwhile, back at Showbiz Pizza Place, Buneary Guy 2 finished the last piece of his pepperoni pizza and drank the last drops of diet water)
Buneary Guy 2: Delicious! That was good. (checks his watch) Oh my gosh! Buneary Guy's heading to the club! I better get going! (gives $15 to Dr. Clown) Here's your money, Dr. Clown! Keep the change!
(Buneary Guy 2 walked outside of Showbiz Pizza Place)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy walking into a club)
(Buneary Guy 2 joins him, and they start dancing to "Whip It" by Devo)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 outside of the club)
Buneary Guy: (jealous) Where have you been, Buneary Guy 2?
Buneary Guy 2: I had finished eating all of the pizza and drank diet water. Do you forget something other than going to the club and dance to the song "Whip It" by Devo?
Buneary Guy: Yes! (shocked) We forgot to watch the circus already! Thank you for reminding me, Buneary Guy 2! Let's go!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 rushed back to the circus tent)
(Cuts to Bibarl reading Humpty Dumpty to Earthy Guy)
Bibarl: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again.
(Cuts to a close up of Earthy Guy)
Earthy Guy: (mad) Grrrr! I hate that Bibarl so much, he calls me a Humpty Dumpty!
(Cuts to Bibarl)
Bibarl: Well, fine! You look like a Humpty Dumpty and you will look like one.
(Fades to Earthy Guy's house in Earthyville)
(Cuts to Earthy Guy, and his family on their own beds where Earthy Guy sleeps with his family in Earthyville)
Earthy Guy: Ahhhh! I love going to sleep with my family!
Earthy Guy's mom: Well that's good for you, Earthy Guy! We gotta get some sleep now!
Earthy Guy's dad: That's right! Tomorrow is gonna be a brand new day.
Earthy Guy's mom: He's right! If you have a nightmare, come and get me. Okay?
Earthy Guy: Okay.
Earthy Guy's mom: Alright then, good night everyone.
Earthy Guy, and Earthy Guy's dad: Good night!
(They went to sleep)
(Cuts to Bibarl outside Earthy Guy's house)
Bibarl: That Earthy Guy didn't understand why he had accomplished everything. Now, I'm one-of-a-kind grumpy Pokémon that doesn't bring him this message.
(An alarm clock rings and Earthy Guy punches it (or turns it off). He then opens his bedroom door and runs to the bathroom. We hear sounds of him brushing his teeth and then he opens his bathroom door and runs outside through the door and closes it.)
(Cuts to Bibarl)
Bibarl: What a light headed guy he was! He was trying to yell at me! He yells at me at the same time! He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me, he pouts at me!
(Cuts to Lucas Guy hiding behind the bushes, then to Bibarl walking in the distance)
Bibarl: He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me, he pouts at me!
(Cuts to Lucas Guy)
Lucas Guy: I can't wait to knock Bibarl's door. Here it comes.
(Cuts to Bibarl's window. We see Bibarl sitting on a bean bag and sighing. Outside, Lucas Guy knocks on the door.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy 5, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 are inside Buneary Guy's house)
Buneary Guy 5: Uh, who could that be? (yawns)
(Buneary Guy 5 walks outside and Bibarl appears out of nowhere.)
Buneary Guy 5: Hello?
Bibarl: There's no one there, Buneary Guy 5.
(Buneary Guy 5 looks confused.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy at the light blue room)
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) They're finding out now, but no Sing-Along Songs with Patcher, if Patcher wakes up, he's gonna get pranked. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (normal voice) So those are Patcher's reactions that I must read.
(Buneary Guy starts reading Patcher's reactions during the Living Books opening theme music. During this, he gives out several different emotions until the music stops.)
Buneary Guy: But wait, the song wasn't so sad. The song sounded merry. Very merry.
(Cuts to Patcher. Patcher starts singing The Alligator King song from Sesame Street and Buneary Guy lies on the floor dead looking. Patcher continues singing before we cut back to Buneary Guy covering his ears.)
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) Oh, I hate this song!
(Patcher continues singing until Buneary Guy shouts at him.)
Buneary Guy: (mad) That's it, I quit!
(Buneary Guy starts walking away but while he did bumps into a rock and got his foot trapped on a rope and then trips on it)
Buneary Guy: Ow!
==Chapter 10==
(Buneary Guy notices that his foot is tied to a rock that tripped him.)
Buneary Guy: Why am I stuck to a rock? I don't know. Uh oh! I hear someone!
(Cuts to Patcher appears behind the hills and sings the Rusty Sprinkler song from Pubertina.)
Patcher: Girl, this one's for you
I didn't write it about you
But it's about you
It's kinda not about you
It's both about you, and not about you
Girl, your eyes
Are as blue as my hooded sweatshirt
Girl, you're always on my mind
For an eight year old, you're a flirt
Girl, your smile
Makes me think that you've had some braces
Girl, give me just one kiss
Your lips feel just like my mom's
This song's not about you
But I'll make it feel like it's about you
This song's not about you
But I'll make it feel like it's about you
Never give up. Peace Y'all.
(The rock starts to crack and Buneary Guy falls of the rock and hit his head, he later gets up.)
Buneary Guy: WHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THIS REVEAL THIS IS THE WORST AND ANNOYING SING ALONG SONG EVER! TIME FOR THE EPIC BATTLE!
(Buneary Guy blasts Patcher with a laser and electric balls are seen flying in the sky. After a period of time, we cut to Patcher flying into Buizel Guy.)
Buizel Guy: Hey! Who... who smashed me? Who? (5x)
(Buizel Guy and Patcher get up.)
Patcher: I did. Rusty Sprinkler from Pubertina is the best sing-along song I ever sang. I'm sorry.
Buizel Guy: Sorry? This is the worst and most annoying sing-along song you ever sang! You're going to jail!
Patcher: Where?
Buizel Guy: Jail.
Patcher: Where?
Buizel Guy: Jail.
Patcher: WHERE????
Buizel Guy: Jail! Going to jail will teach you a stupid lesson.
(Cuts to Patcher in jail)
Patcher: (slowly) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo... you!
(Cuts to Pubertina)
Pubertina: Oh be quiet! Stupid Patcher! (looks at the camera) I'm sorry folks, Patcher sang the Rusty Sprinkler Song, because it caused him a lot of trouble.
(Bibarl appears out of nowhere.)
Bibarl: Hello, Pubertina. I had a good feeling about Pubertina. I do not own it, it belongs to Shut Up Cartoons. See ya!
(Cuts back to Patcher)
Patcher: Stupid Buizel Guy.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy at jail)
Buneary Guy: What's wrong, are my Buneary Guy Insanity files bugging you? I loved it when you're still in jail.
(Cuts to Patcher, then back to Buneary Guy)
Buneary Guy: In all of those days, you will never be here. I work best at BGI.
(Cuts to Blue Magic Pikacuy saying "That's okay" several times in a cartoon character's voice, then a close up of a monster's eyes, then back to Blue Magic Pikacuy, this time going mad)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2)
Buneary Guy 2: Buneary Guy! Look! Magic Pikacuy has gone mad!
(Cuts back to Magic Pikacuy)
Blue Magic Pikacuy: (mad) This guy is so stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!
==Chapter 11==
Buneary Guy: Now who's being stupid? I'm not stupid, Patcher is.
(Cuts to Chocolate Cil)
Chocolate Cil: Hi I'm Chocolate Cil and I'm a smart girl. Hey you there, let's throw on stupid Bibarl where we use fake lasers and... (bumps into Blue Magic Pikacuy)
Blue Magic Pikacuy: You're under arrest for bumping into me! That's it, you're going to jail!
(Cuts to Chocolate Cil in jail)
Chocolate Cil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Patcher appears out of nowhere and sings the Rusty Sprinkler song until Magic Pikacuy appears out of nowhere.)
Patcher: This song's not about you
But I'll make it feel like it's about you
This song's not about you
But I'll make it feel like it's about you
Blue Magic Pikacuy: You're under arrest for singing the Rusty Sprinkler Song! Come on, Red Magic Pikacuy! Let's fight Patcher!
(Red Magic Pikacuy appears out of nowhere with a huge hammer.)
Red Magic Pikacuy: Yes! I'm gonna fight Patcher with a huge hammer!
(Red Magic Pikacuy chases Patcher with a huge hammer, and after a period of time, he hits Patcher on the head. He then charges up and blasts him with a laser, sending him flying over the grass and snow, then right down into the sea. We then pan down into the sea, and we see Patcher completely submerged, swimming up to the shot, as he moves his pupils to various places before looking up. Percy Guy, Magic-Mario, Greenie-Mario, Red Magic Pikacuy, Blue Magic Pikacuy, and Patcher then collide into each other and explode for no reason at all.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy laughing while watching the event on TV)
Buneary Guy: Sorry, this video is so funny, I can watch it myself.
(Buneary Guy sees a Patcher wig.)
Buneary Guy: Why is that Patcher wig doing in my living room? This wig's made from Russia.
(Buneary Guy puts on the Patcher wig.)
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) Let me find out what's happening.
(Buneary Guy walks while wearing the Patcher's wig during the Little Miss Show theme song before Patcher stops him.)
Patcher: You little punk! Why are you trying to disguise my hair wig like me? Now you get punished. Take that, you troublemaker!
(Patcher fights Buneary Guy.)
Patcher: I have one thing to do. The last thing I want to do to Buneary Guy is to take him to Carlos Pool.
(A "WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH!" sound is heard. We then cut to a poster reading "BLASTED!" with Buneary Guy on it during SpongeBob production music.)
==Chapter 12==
(Silence)
Ralts: Why is there everything that is so quiet? I might have to tell Patcher about Magic Pikacuy. Let's find out.
(Ralts walks to the museum and stops at a sign saying:"Please report to your homeroom<03 Oak Neepdonop 05><04 Drive Cogsworth 06>"and opens the door of homeroom #4.)
(Cuts to Patcher in the darkness)
Patcher: Hey, you! At the door.
(Cuts to Ralts in the darkness)
Patcher: (off-screen) Can you go and get the lights?
(Ralts turns on the lights.)
(Cuts to Patcher)
Patcher: I have a slideshow intro to this course. I like to welcome the both of you here and let you know, that with the help of my lessons.
(Cuts to Kirlia and Ralts)
Ralts: That's terrible! Do we look at it? (sighs) Oh well, you can't be watching this video, ever.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy at a staff meeting)
Buneary Guy: Good afternoon my newcomers. I'm Buneary Guy, the king of 123 The Buneary Show. If you may call me Bonnibel Earysaskivich Gunpanow, Buneary Guy, the king, of The Buneary Show. For those that don't know, I'm the founder of the Buneary's Academy. (cuts to a close up of Buneary Guy at the staff meeting) And for being nice to people, who was raising to play with their toys, and selecting our unique gifts. Well done!
(Cuts to Patcher)
Patcher: So, what do you think of this slideshow?
(Cuts to Patcher, Kirlia and Ralts)
Kirlia: I cannot believe it! Buneary Guy is announcing the townsfolk at the staff meeting!
Ralts: By the way, Kirlia, you're ready to give me another chance this year. Buneary Guy shouldn't have attended with all this junk. Do we have to get a choice that is selected for our unique gifts? Ouch! I have a headache right now, sorry! Time to go to the lobby office.
(Kirlia and Ralts walk to the lobby office. Ralts opens the door and enters the room. They bump into Buneary Small and then Buneary Guy appears out of nowhere.)
Buneary Small: Huh?
Buneary Guy: Is that what you've been, Ralts? So is this all your fault?
(Kirlia appears out of nowhere.)
Kirlia: He didn't do anything!
Buneary Guy: Do you ever not paying any attention? There's some talents that are more apparent to others. Work towards your potential, and... (holds a box of jewels, low pitched voice) I hope you will find out.
(Buneary Guy sprays jewels at Kirlia and Ralts.)
Buneary Guy: (mad in G-Major) You will stop interfering right now!
(Kirlia and Ralts are buried in jewels.)
Ralts: Buneary Guy, I just want to know, what a pity to bring a gift I have.
(Cuts to a close up of Buneary Guy)
Buneary Guy: (low pitched) That's enough! That will be it for your medical insurance. If I see you cheating on me again... (high pitched voice) There... will... be... spanking! Do you understand?
Kirlia and Ralts: Yes, sire.
(Buneary Guy goes for a walk.)
Buneary Guy: That Kirlia and Ralts are ticking me off without choices. And wait, who's that new guy over here?
(Rainbow Little Guy appears out of nowhere.)
Rainbow Little Guy: Wazzup, y'all? I'm Rainbow Little Guy, the clone of Little Guy whose body is full of rainbows, and the most colorful of the Greeny Phatom characters.
Buneary Guy: I see him. He's colorful, and I have never seen him before. You know I have Brownie Information Robot to obey me.
(Buneary Guy sees Brownie Information Robot being unveiled. Dramatic music plays as the camera focuses on Brownie Information Robot.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy laughing)
Buneary Guy: (laughs evilly) This will do the plan for bugging me, I just built this brown robot myself, but not in an evil way like Gree Guy and Santed Sailor.
(Cuts to Brownie Information Robot)
Brownie Information Robot: Wazzup, y'all? My name is Brownie Information Robot.
(Cuts to Earthy Guy, Buneary Small and Ralts)
Ralts: That Buneary Guy is such a grump, I'll make this quick since I came back here from detention.
Earthy Guy: Why is he mad at you for?
Ralts: Nothing. I didn't do anything bad. He made me cry. (begins to cry, then cries sadly)
(Fades to Kirlia holding a picture of Ralts crying)
Kirlia: This is how my brother got yelled out with his sad cry. He cries and wails and gets locked up in the next door, nothing will try! 
Buneary Small: Well, why don't you do something to cheer him up?
Kirlia: No can do, Buneary Small. But wait, (thinks of Patcher) Maybe Patcher should know more about Gree Guy.
(Patcher calls Gree Guy on his cell phone)
Patcher: (talking on his phone) Hello, is this the Russian Patcher Union? I need to be assertive to all my songs I did. Do you know how many? Okay, that's good. I'll be assertive on this. Thank you! (takes a selfie on his cell phone) Perfect. (looks at the camera) My new Russian Patcher Union members are on their way! My concert at the Russian Patcher Union auditorium will now begin! Wooo!
Gree Guy: (angry) Patcher is attending on getting more Russian Patcher Union members. Huh?
Santed Sailor: Well, he needs new RPU members, sir. I mean, what's a union without members?
Gree Guy: (scheming) Very true, Santed Sailor, but except for us. (walks out the elevator) I have a plan. Just play with me, Santed Sailor.
Santed Sailor: (excited) All right! Time for me to play and have fun and have a shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy day!
Gree Guy: (disgusted) You know what I mean, shippy man. Humph!
(Gree Guy and Santed Sailor walk out of the elevator, and went straight to Patcher's office.)
Gree Guy: (talking to Patcher) Excuse me, sir. Oh, are you Patcher, the only Russian doctor that can sing Russian and English songs, all at the same time?
Patcher: Yep, that's me! Um, how can I be with assistance?
Gree Guy: Well, me and my partner Rollias Dentistinas--
Santed Sailor: Ahem, it's Santed Sailor.
Gree Guy: Whatever. Me and my partner, Santed Sailor, are looking for a new job in music for the Russian Patcher Union. Buneary Guy did not want us for our scheme of dying for talent, and now we're just wandering around 123 The Buneary Show, completely hopeless. May I join in your union?
Patcher: (shocked) Oh, you poor men. You are certainly welcome to join in my union. My other members would ever hope for you to hear.
Gree Guy: Thanks, Patcher. We're getting our talent already. Oh, um, we're the only two members.
Patcher: Well, I should have been just doing my music in order to let Buneary Guy hear it and get annoyed as well.
Gree Guy: Don't bother! Don't bother with Buneary Guy, sir. He's worn out, cranky and annoyed, all because of your Russian music. We set to make the matter stronger from story into legend, more powerful and easy for our scheme. And if you did not hear any wimping out, you certainly want to know what's inside of you, and, plus, your bank won't just make any money. Soon, they're earning diamonds that are sold in jewelry stores, and even coins and bars covered with gold, the bank had received them from coast to coast. While money, jewelry, and gold were stolen by villains, robbers, and thieves, they do it the old-fashioned way, but in the modern time, they even used many inventions like the Dalek Septor, to take down cops, security guards, and other people to steal everything from this entire planet. (scheming) Don't stand by, Patcher. We will be millionaires.
(Gree Guy and Santed Sailor laughed evilly)
(Fades to Buneary Guy, laughing evilly)
(Buneary Small interrupts Buneary Guy as appears out of nowhere)
Buneary Small: Hey Buneary Guy, may I suggest something about your robot real sec?
Buneary Guy: Not really, no modifications are needed for this complete robot.
Buneary Small: Alright, whatever you say then. (walks off)
(Buneary Guy continues laughing evilly)
(Pans to Brownie Information Robot walking away from Buneary Guy)
Brownie Information Robot: Brownie must destroy Ralts. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. (walks off with Earthy Guy behind him)
(Gary's Father appears out of nowhere behind Brownie.)
Gary's Father: Who is this new guy? He looks like Gree Guy.
(Cuts to Buneary Small)
Earthy Guy: If you ask me, there's a brown robot next door. Somebody help me. It was a terrible case of the brown robots.
(Brownie walks at night during electronic music.)
==Chapter 13==
(Scene cuts to Buneary Small)
Buneary Small: Oh no! I have to go help Earthy Guy! But how can I save him? (Notices the mailbox) Oh, I think the mail's here. Let's see I can read for today. (reads a newspaper) Huh? "The brown robot was here! The brown robot walked at night! I think it was Buneary Guy who made the robot! If Bibarl catches the brown robot, he'll get arrested! The brown robot is going to destroy Santed Sailor, Gree Guy, Dr. Beanson, Dr. PBS, Green Bob, Beanson, Gary's Mother, Gary's Father, Doctor, Bibarl, Kirlia, Ralts, and even Patcher, that's why!" I have to go tell Earthy Guy about this right away. Hey Earthy Guy, you might want to check this out.
Earthy Guy: What is it? (Buneary Small gives the newspaper) Oh, I get it, that brown robot want to destroy everyone we know! I wanna be a superhero to stop that robot and save the day. And that... will be me! SUPER EARTHY!!!!!! (lightning strike flashes across the screen)
Buneary Small: Woah.
(SuperEarthy's Theme plays as Earthy Guy transforms into SuperEarthy. SuperEarthy flies across the sky (which is rotoscoped footage from the infamous "Tu Mera Superman" sequence of the 1988 Indian film Dariya Dil) and we cut to Buneary Guy releasing Brownie Information Robot when SuperEarthy appears out of nowhere.)
SuperEarthy: Aha! You scared me a lot of luck, you stupid brown robot! I, SuperEarthy, will use my secret superpowers to protect me.
(SuperEarthy fights Brownie Infomation Robot and Brownie loses his batteries.)
Brownie Infomation Robot: Uh oh! Batteries ran out! Brownie needs to... blah blah polluse! Gotta get the blah polluse!
(Buneary Guy is mad.)
Buneary Guy: What?! No! That's not happening again! Time to fix this thing up!
(Buneary Guy puts the batteries back inside Brownie.)
Brownie Infomation Robot: Brownie alive. Brownie must destroy Earthy Guy and Buneary Small. Beep beep beep beep beep!
Buneary Small: Oh no! Super Earthy, save us both! Destroy that robot!
(SuperEarthy fights Brownie again. He then charges his laser with his finger and blasts Brownie to smithereens.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy with Brownie Information Robot, who got destroyed by Earthy Guy)
Buneary Guy: My-- (3x) My brown robot!
(Cuts to SuperEarthy and Buneary Small celebrating)
SuperEarthy: I won!
Buneary Small: Yes! Great job! (shocked)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy, cue record scratch)
Buneary Guy: (angry) THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA THROW YOU TWO INTO A BURNING TRANSFORMER IN FLORIDA!
Buneary Small: (Runs away) I'm out of here, goodbye!
(Randomly teleports to SuperEarthy and kicks him 1,433.5 miles away)
(Cut to SuperEarthy flying into a burning electrical transformer (video of the Ives Dairy Substation electrical transformer explosion in Miami on August 17th 1993, with SuperEarthy edited in))
SuperEarthy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Transition: Fade to white and fade from white)
Earthy Guy: Holy muffins! I just had a huge nightmare! (low pitched voice) And now I had enough of these stupid robots walking at night. I don't wanna see another robot walking at night again. And when I go to bed, there will be no brown robots in this movie.
Buneary Small: No kidding, there. What a horrible nightmare!
Rainbow Little Guy: (off-screen) But Buneary Guy, I thought there will be more robots than just Brownie.
Earthy Guy: Who said that? Let me take a closer look.
(Rainbow Little Guy appears out of nowhere.)
Rainbow Little Guy: It's me, Rainbow Little Guy. I appeared in this movie.
Buneary Small: Huh? I'm out of here. This is confusing, goodbye! (walks away)
Earthy Guy: Great! I had a dream to become a superhero. (looks at the camera) Back to the program, please.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy outside)
Buneary Guy: (in thoughts) Chill out, Buneary Guy. You know that the brown robot was defeated. Earthy Guy went crazy and used a baseball bat to destroy him. Don't be angered by SuperEarthy or Buneary Small. Have... to keep... cool. (looks at the camera while speaking) Uh-oh! I'm about to throw a tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... (mad) DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT! WHY DOES EARTHY GUY HAVE TO DESTROY THE BROWN ROBOT? IT'S SO STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!!
(Buneary Guy explodes and turns away from the camera.)
Buneary Guy: (angry) TIME TO LAUNCH MY SECRET WEAPON!
(Cut to Buneary Guy walking towards a randomly-placed teal shed. He walks into the doorway and through the shed to a green, oddly-shaped hammer as "The Liberty Bell" plays)
Some guy in the background: MONTY PYTHON'S THE FLYING CIRCUS-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(Buneary Guy grabs the hammer.)
(Buneary Guy suddenly ends up in Antarctica and suddenly a giant foot appears.)
(Cuts to Patcher)
Patcher: Phew, that was close.
==Chapter 14==
(Buneary Guy appears behind the giant foot and finds a newspaper.)
Buneary Guy: Who left this newspaper here? Let me read this. (reads the newspaper) "Idiots do idiotic things! SuperEarthy accidentally killed a duck! Please don't destroy Patcher or else you'll get arrested! Greeny Michael and Glaceon worked together to make the Scan Passer 9000! Don't destroy them too or else you'll get arrested like Dr. Beanson!" (holds a hammer, low pitched voice) This hammer can get rid of Patcher by breaking the ice first.
(Patcher walks on thin ice as Buneary Guy breaks the ice with his sledge hammer.)
Patcher: (shocked) HUH!?!
(Patcher falls out of the thin ice and catches a quick breath before being dunked in the cold water. From an underwater view, we see Patcher sinking, upside down, to an off-screen shot. After a second or two, he swims back up like a jellyfish and surfaces for fresh air. He then swims for a piece of the broken ice, to which he then grabs onto.)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy, laughing evilly)
Patcher: (angry) What the freakin' doofus!!
Buneary Guy: Sorry, Patcher, I know that you have been bugging me until 260 years later. I used a sledgehammer to break the ice.
(Cuts to Patcher who got confused)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Patcher)
Buneary Guy: (scheming) Until tomorrow night, you will be mine forever!
(Buneary Guy laughs evilly while running away from Patcher, leaving Patcher stranded in cold water)
(Cuts to Patcher, thinking of some ideas to get revenge on Buneary Guy)
(A light bulb popped on top of Patcher's head)
Patcher: (happy) I got an idea! I gotta call Dr. Clown in his office.
(Cuts to Dr. Clown in his office)
(Dr. Clown's telephone is ringing, as Dr. Clown picked up the phone and answers Patcher)
Dr. Clown: (on the phone) Hello?
Patcher: (off-screen voice in the phone) Hello, Dr. Clown. Buneary Guy has his scheme to use the sledgehammer to break the ice. I'm not happy with him! And also, Gree Guy and Santed Sailor teamed up with Glaceon to exterminate Buneary Guy and everyone else in the world. They all use 2 machines, 2 cartoon-exterminating machines to destroy Buneary Guy, Geo Guy, Little Guy, and everyone else as well. The first machine is the Dalek Septor 9000, while the other was the Scan Passer 9000. Shall I deal with him now?
Dr. Clown: (on the phone) Yes, Patcher! These two machines are even more dangerous than I thought they would be. You would better run for your life!
Patcher: (off-screen voice in the phone) You would better run for your life, too, Dr. Clown! I'll see you in a few days! Goodbye!
(Fades to a sequence of Bibarl swimming in the lake; Bibarl is wearing his swim trunks. A few shots show him diving under and each time that happens, the camera pans down underwater to show him swimming. When he swims back up to the surface...)
Bibarl: Swimming is fun!
Matchster: Um, Bibarl…
Bibarl: Yes, Matchster?
Matchster: Bibarl, you shouldn't swim on the lake with melted ice cold water in it. Nobody would do that!
Bibarl: (jealous) Then don't make lies to me, you liar!
(Fades to Patcher at the stage singing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra with Buneary Guy listening to it until he turns to Buneary Girl)
Buneary Guy: Patcher's singing kinda bugs me, Buneary Girl. I have to turn it off.
Buneary Girl: Why don't you like it, Buneary Guy?
Buneary Guy: (low pitched voice) Because Patcher has his annoying singing voice that could piss me off! And besides, he already does everything his way like the world revolves around him anyway! Turn off the freaking radio right now!
(Buneary Girl turns off the CD.)
Buneary Guy: Ah. Finally, some peace and quiet.
(Patcher holds the disc.)
Patcher: What was that about? My song was turned off and the CD got scratches on it, but the song skips every time. Stupid people! Buneary Guy even yells at me, he yells at Kirlia and Ralts, and he yells at my sister. He has to chill out!
(Buneary Guy 7 walks with the CD.)
Buneary Guy 7: Don't worry, Patcher. I'll fix it up for you! I will have anything to wipe the CD off!
(Scene fades to black)
(Scene fades to Chocolate Cil in jail looking bored)
Santed Sailor: Well, well, well… look who we are next too in jail, Gree Guy.
Chocolate Cil: Huh? Who even are you?
Santed Sailor: Hello, my name is Santed Sailor, and welcome to Beach Park. If that's what you want to do, then we're going to see the fishes, and have a shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy…
Chocolate Cil: (interrupting him) I mean, why am I even in jail to begin with! I did nothing wrong!
Gree Guy: Oh look, Santed Sailor, she's telling us she's innocent.
Santed Sailor: Then let's tell her she's guilty.
Gree Guy: Listen to me you stupid young lady, it's pretty obvious that you are guilty, because it's unfair that bad guys like us don't get out of jail and yet you do.
Santed Sailor: And you refused to follow the order of Gree Guy you extremely stupid young lady.
Chocolate Cil: I'm a kid, not a young lady!
Gree Guy: Don't lie to us young lady, your daddy will be so mad at you if you…
(Buneary Small shows up interrupting them)
Buneary Small: I think you mocked her enough you two! What's the matter, Chocolate Cil?
Chocolate Cil: Santed Sailor and Gree Guy were the ones who falsely arrested me for something I didn't even do.
Gree Guy: Wrong, she's guilty for not following our orders and feeding the Beach Park fish poison.
Santed Sailor: Oh no! That's terrible! Hear that young lady? You get to stay in jail for…
Buneary Small: That's enough from you! You both are the true liars around here! Chocolate Cil, you are now free from jail. And you two will take her spot. How will that work? That's easy, I will use the Switcharoo Teleportation 9000!
Chocolate Cil: Phew, thank you for finally being able to free me from jail!
(Teleports Chocolate Cil out of jail and Santed Sailor and Gree Guy to jail)
Buneary Small: There, that should do it! Let's get out of this messy place!
(Buneary Small and Chocolate Cil walk out of jail at night time)
Chocolate Cil: That stupid Santed Sailor, he took me to jail for no reason at all.
Buneary Small: I can tell, he even made a lie about you.
Chocolate Cil: (sad) How could he and Gree Guy ever send me to jail period! I literally didn't do anything wrong! I'm literally 10 years old and I'm only still in school. They should ask me about how old I am before doing that! Besides, if they are going to take a kid to juvenile, why don't they just go into a cell there themselves.
Buneary Small: I know right, well at least you're now out of there.
(Camera then focuses on Chocolate Cil)
Chocolate Cil: I maybe out of there now, but when I come back to them, (angry) They're going to get it that time!
==Chapter 15==
(Scene cuts to Earthy Guy next to a news paper at night)
Earthy Guy: Do I ever wonder why it's so dark? Or like, where did my hair plucker go? Oh look, I wonder what that newspaper is doing on the ground. I've got to go read it, I wonder what it says. (reads the newspaper) "Buneary Small built two inventions! Buneary Small has invented the weapon which can switch someone else's spot, like how he has freed Chocolate Cil from jail!" (Stops reading) Wow! I didn’t know that! (Coughs a bit) Sorry, I have some bit of a cough. Back to reading. (reads the newspaper) "Buneary Small has also invented the hypnotic ray! He now has the ability to hypnotize anyone! He is up to hypnotizing Patcher at the moment! If you see anyone hypnotized, please kill them right away! Don't destroy him or these weapons or you'll get killed by Buneary Small right away!" I didn't know he made those weapons that sounds cool-looking. Now I wonder where's my hair plucker.
(Scene cuts to Bibarl walking to Earthy Guy.)
Bibarl: Today can never get worse, can it? Well, at least Buneary Small isn't here to hunt for me again.
Earthy Guy: Oh, there it is, Hello Bibarl, what are you doing here?
Bibarl: I have to hide from Buneary Small, because he might hunt me again, is there anyway where I can hide?
Earthy Guy: Don't worry I can help you with that, come with me, I'll show you. (They hide at a bush) how's that for a hiding spot?
Bibarl: It's fine.
(Earthy Guy starts plucking Bibarl's fur)
Bibarl: Ouch! That hurts really bad.
Earthy Guy: I said don't worry this won't hurt a lot (continues plucking Bibarl's fur)
Bibarl: Ouch! But why are you even plucking my fur hair?
(Chocolate Cil shows up as Earthy Guy is plucking Bibarl's fur hair)
Chocolate Cil: Hi you may not know me but I'm Chocolate Cil and I'm a smart girl and I go to school at The Buneary Show Middle School.
Earthy Guy: Hi there. But I'm busy right now.
Chocolate Cil: Wait a minute, is that Bibarl I see you plucking his hair? That's not enough, I think you should do worse than that, you should throw him off the cliff, use fake lasers at him or better yet, actual lasers. He will actually feel pain for sure.
Earthy Guy: Again, not right now, can we talk later? (Pulls Bibarl's fur accidentally)
Bibarl: Ouch!
Earthy Guy: (angry) I told you to stay still! Why wouldn't you listen for once.
Chocolate Cil: Yeah, you need to listen to what he says you idiot.
Bibarl: You know what?
Earthy Guy and Chocolate Cil: (angry) What is it now? (Chocolate Cil takes the hair plucker away from Earthy Guy and plucks Bibarl's fur)
Bibarl: Ouch! I'm out of here, I don't think I can take this body fur plucking anymore.
(Bibarl leaves the scene and then the scene transitions back to Chocolate Cil and Earthy Guy, she then gives him back his hair plucker)
Earthy Guy: Well, at least I still have some hair for my Bibarl costume. But I don't know if that's enough.
Chocolate Cil: Mind if I help, I'm an expert at tracking down that Bibarl.
Earthy Guy: Sure thing. By the way, my name is Earthy Guy, and what's your name?
Chocolate Cil: Didn't I already tell you but I'm Chocolate Cil and I'm a smart girl and I go to school at The Buneary Show Middle School. Why didn't you know that already?
Earthy Guy: Sorry, I didn't know, I was just busy with my Bibarl costume.
Chocolate Cil: Anyway, I can help you track down that Bibarl so you could finish your costume.
Earthy Guy: Ok, go do that, Chocolate Cil.
Chocolate Cil: When I get that Bibarl, I'm going on him.
(Oreo and Buneary Small appear out of nowhere)
Oreo: And I will join you too.
Chocolate Cil: Hey Oreo, my sister. Want to go hunt on Bibarl so we can get him for everything wrong.
Oreo: Oh yes. I can help.
Buneary Small: May I help as well?
Oreo: Sure, since you're her dad.
(Green Bob and Dr. PBS both appear to talk with Buneary Small)
Green Bob: Wait! What's happening?
Buneary Small: Hey Green Bob, we're looking for Bibarl because Chocolate Cil has finally found that they’re after so long.
Green Bob: Oh, I see that makes sense.
Dr. PBS: Oh great, not again with that thief.
Buneary Small: I know that Dr. PBS, but I when I finally get him, he will get arrested again for his own good.
Dr. PBS: Yeah, please do so, I'm routing on you Buneary Small.
Chocolate Cil: Actually, I'm the one who thought of that idea.
Dr. PBS: Oh sorry, I didn't know that.
Chocolate Cil: By the way I'm Chocolate Cil and I'm a smart girl and I go to school at The Buneary Show Middle School.
Dr. PBS: Oh, nice to meet you kid.
Green Bob: Yes, It's our please to meet you, Chocolate Cil.
Buneary Small: Do you have by any chance where Bibarl is?
Green Bob: Not that we know of.
Buneary Small: Let's just go girls. (They walk away)
Chocolate Cil: I have a good idea there dad.
Buneary Small: And what could that be?
Chocolate Cil: I can run some interview stand instead of walking all this way to ask so many people.
Buneary Small: That's not a bad idea.
Oreo: Great idea sister, we can call it: Buneary Cookie Chat. And you can lead it.
Chocolate Cil: Awesome idea Oreo! I already built it right away.
(Little Guy appears with Chocolate Cil)
Little Guy: That's a nice stand, you kids.
Chocolate Cil: Thanks and Hi you may not know me but I'm Chocolate Cil and I'm a smart girl and I go to school at The Buneary Show Middle School. You must be Little Guy, right? Want to throw on Bibarl?
Little Guy: Sorry, but I don't know who that is.
Chocolate Cil: Then want to throw on Santed Sailor, he's the one who mocked me in jail.
Little Guy: Did you at least get him arrested?
Chocolate Cil: No, my dad who invented that switching invention did.
Little Guy: Good! That will so teach that stupid Sailor a lesson.
(Geo Guy appears with Chocolate Cil and Oreo)
Geo Guy: Yes, he is so annoying as Gree Guy. Speaking of which did you also put Gree Guy in jail?
Chocolate Cil: Again, my dad was the one who put Gree Guy in jail to go along with Santed Sailor.
Geo Guy: Good! He has planned on destroying us all, I hope he doesn't escape jail only to destroy everyone with his cartoon-extermination weapon, the Dalek Septor 9000.
Oreo: Don't worry, Chocolate Cil's dad will know how to switch the extermination weapons with the Switcharoo Teleportation 9000, I bet when he uses that weapon, he can replace that weapon with anything.
(Red Magic Pikacuy appears pushing the frame raging)
Red Magic Pikacuy: Hey idiotic lady! You're not allowed to escape jail!
Chocolate Cil: I'm 10 years old, I did nothing wrong.
Oreo: Yeah leave her alone, that's it! Get him in jail Mr. Buneary Small.
Buneary Small: I've got a better plan than that. (Hypnotizes Red Magic Pikacuy)
(Cuts to Red Magic Pikacuy with Lucas Guy)
Red Magic Pikacuy: Lucas Guy, help me get rid of those children.
Lucas Guy: What do you mean by get those children, explain to me?
Red Magic Pikacuy: Well, to tell you the truth… (Buneary Small then uses the hypnotic ray to zap Red Magic Pikacuy causing him to be hypnotized) she is right, she's done nothing bad, and she hates me now.
Lucas Guy: I can't understand when you're talking like that! I'm going to have to take you to jail for lying to me!
(Buneary Small appears out of nowhere)
Buneary Small: No, it needs to be worse than that.
Red Magic Pikacuy: (hypnotized) Chocolate Cil wants me to die. Please kill me.
Buneary Small: I'll do the first half and you'll do the second, Lucas Guy, how does that sound?
(Wombidy appears out of nowhere)
Wombidy: Can I join as well?
Buneary Small: Yes, you all can.
(Cuts to Wombidy pointing at Red Magic Pikacuy to fight him)
Wombidy: Everyone get Red Magic Pikacuy, he's ready to die by our heroes Chocolate Cil and Oreo!
(They start fighting him and beating him up later is fully beat up)
Oreo: Oh, and by the way. (Plucks Red Magic Pikacuy's fur hair)
Red Magic Pikacuy: (snaps out) Why do we have hair pluckers? Ouch! (Passes out)
(Cuts back to Oreo and Chocolate Cil)
Oreo: Good, the red one's dead, and I found out about his speck of brown hair, meaning that he originally had brown hair but he dyed it so wouldn't know that it's originally brown.
Chocolate Cil: That's cool! Now's our time to shine! Now if only we can kill the blue Magic Pikacuy since the Red one's gone for good.
(Buneary Small comes back to them)
Buneary Small: Hey girls, I didn't find Bibarl but I hypnotized someone else.
(Scene cuts to Dr. Beanson talks with Buneary Small)
Dr. Beanson: Uh, Buneary Small, no offense, but why are you doing this?
Buneary Small: Because my girls hate that annoying singer Patcher, it's for their own good, besides he's coming right now.
(Cuts to Patcher hypnotized)
Patcher: (hypnotized) Hello Buneary Small, I will listen to you for now on and stop singing my stupid songs because you are right about them. You are my lord and savior.
Buneary Small: Chocolate Cil, go get Patcher now.
Patcher: Huh? Take me to Chocolate Cil now.
(Cuts back to Oreo with Chocolate Cil)
Oreo: Good, you're sentenced to die. I'm not that much into killing others, I'm going with my dad. (Walks to her dad)
Chocolate Cil: Okay sister, I understand, talk to you later.
(Patcher appears with Chocolate Cil)
Patcher: (hypnotized) Hello Chocolate Cil, my lord and savior!
Chocolate Cil: Oh no! It's that stupid Patcher.
Patcher: (hypnotized) I now finally want to die, because I'm the worst and most annoying singer in the world.
Chocolate Cil: Well Patcher, guess what? you are the most annoying singer I've ever met.
Patcher: (hypnotized) Good.
Chocolate Cil: I'm now happy my dad hypnotized you, you are sentenced to death. I'll do the first half of your death with fake lasers, while my friend and helper Earthy Guy will do the second half. (Uses her fake lasers to beat up Patcher and then he gets thrown to away and lands next to Earthy Guy which cuts to that scene)
Patcher: (hypnotized) Augh!
Earthy Guy: Hello Patcher, what are you doing here?
Patcher: (hypnotized) Chocolate Cil sent me here to be dead, please kill me.
Earthy Guy: Well, Good! You're sent to be dead? GOOD, I'LL KILL YOU AND EVEN BEAT YOU! (Kills Patcher by pushing him off the cliff and finds some brown hair) Oh yes, I found more brown hair, that means I'm almost completely done with my Bibarl costume!
(Cuts to Buizel Guy and Buneary Small)
Buizel Guy: Do you know by any chance where that stupid shoplifter go?
Buneary Small: Don't worry about it Buizel Guy the police officer, mind if I help you with knowing where Bibarl is.
Buizel Guy: I guess you could help me out as well, I need another helper aside from Lucas Guy.
(Cuts to Bibarl on top of the hill)
(Cuts to the close-up view of Bibarl; the sky is the background)
Bibarl: Good grief! You ever call this madness? I heard that Buneary Guy yells at my cousin every time, and if he does that again... (the sky fills up with water) ...I would blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub!
(Cuts to Earthy Guy, who wears a fisherman's suit and a raincoat, on a fishing boat, fishing for some fish)
Earthy Guy: Oh yeah! Bibarl is still in the water. I had a perfect time when I went on a boat to go fishing at Buneary Lagoon. My father teached me how to fish when I was younger.
(Earthy Guy swings his fishing line back and brings it forward and casts it in the lagoon; Earthy Guy had caught Bibarl's top hair inside the lagoon and reels it into the boat)
Earthy Guy: (looking at Bibarl’s head fur) Hello? What's this? That must be Bibarl's head fur which means... (happy) My Bibarl costume is now completed. Now to put it on.
(Earthy Guy puts his Bibarl costume on)
Earthy Guy: (disguises himself as Bibarl and impersonating him) Hello. I'm Bibarl! the One of a kind Pokemon that brings you this message! I'm a stupid beaver cause I steal the Toy. And you know why? Because nobody will ever buy them anymore.
(Earthy Guy started laughing, then he laughs out loud, and finally he rolled on the floor of the boat, laughing)
Earthy Guy: (as he keeps on laughing) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO RUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFRUFF DUDGDJHDJHDHDJDHVDDVDIDHJDH
Dr. Beanson: HEY EARTHY GUY! BE NICE TO BIBARL CAUSE I LIKE HIM EVEN WHEN HE WAS PUNCHED BY CHOCOLATE CIL!
(Earthy Guy got hit by a baseball bat, with the "BONK!" effects coming out from the bat, which causes his Bibarl costume to fall out from Earthy Guy)
Earthy Guy: (after he got hit by a baseball bat) Ouch! What was that for?
Bibarl: (angry) I'll ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL you if you keep making fun of my catchphrase! Now quit saying mean jokes by making a fool out of me, you stupid son of a kangaroo!
(Earthy Guy puts his Bibarl costume back on)
Earthy Guy: Hey, look! I'm Bibarl! I'm a stupid beaver in the world! I suck so much at life! That explains why I suck! Do you guys know that I was a thief? I'm such a bad beaver now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO RUFFRUFFRUFFRUFFRUFF DUDGDJHDJHDHDJDHVDDVDIDHJDH
(Earthy Guy gets zapped out of the fishing boat by Bibarl using the Scan Passer 9000. He falls out of the boat and into the salty waters of Buneary Lagoon.)
(We see him, from an underwater view, falling in, completely submerged.)
Earthy Guy: (muffled underwater) Aww!
Bibarl: That's what you get for stealing my life, you stupid swimming water chicken.
(Underwater, we see Earthy Guy, slowly sinking, in a rather bothered expression, with his hand on his cheek and his other hand on his elbow. He then turns his eyes to the camera, then from an exterior view of the lagoon, we see him rising up to the surface.)
Earthy Guy: (shocked) What the!?! (got transformed into a chicken) Oh noes! I'm a chicken! (makes the buck-buck sound) Buck-buck! I gotta go back to my house and change my look! (swims back to the beach and ran all the way back to Earthy Guy's house)
(Shows Bibarl rowing the fishing boat back to the harbor; the nursery rhyme "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" plays over the sequence)
(Earthy Guy, who is currently in his original form, come out of Earthy Guy's room.)
Earthy Guy: Phew! Thank goodness, I'm not a chicken anymore! (angry) And now I had enough of stupid people calling me a chicken. (normal) Oh well, time to go back to my room.
(Earthy Guy goes back inside his bedroom.)
==Chapter 16==
(Cuts to Bibarl cycling towards a mountain with the toy)
Bibarl: I hope those sneaky people would never catch me, unless if they're searching for that toy I stole.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 chasing after on a moped scooter)
Buneary Guy: Hey, you! Come back here!
Buneary Guy 2: Yeah!
(Cuts to Buneary Small and Chocolate Cil chasing after on a motorcycle)
Buneary Small: After him, Chocolate Cil!
Chocolate Cil: On it!
Bibarl: (scared) YIKES! I gotta run for the roads, but this time, from those Buneary Guy clones and Buneary Small!
Chocolate Cil: Hey, I'm not chopped liver you idiot!
(Tour de France by Kraftwerk starts playing)
(Bibarl is chased up the mountain, then Bibarl and the two Buneary Guys are chased by Buneary Girl on a bicycle, with Buneary Girl 2 and Buneary Girl 3 holding on to Buneary Girl)
Buneary Girl 2: You're going too fast!
Buneary Girl: Awwwww.
Buneary Girl 3: Chaps... I think you should go the correct speed limit!
Buneary Girl: Shut up Britface.
Buneary Girl 3: Awwww.
Buneary Girl: (going faster) Hang on!
Chocolate Cil: You get him girls!
(Cue collision with Bibarl, Buneary Small, Chocolate Cil, the Buneary Guy clones, and Buneary Girl and her clones, they suddenly start going down the mountain and crash as the music continues playing)
Buneary Girl 2: (lands next to Buneary Guy 2) Hiya hottie.
Buneary Guy 2: Oh muffins.
Chocolate Cil: (lands on Buneary Small) Darn it, I was so close!
(Transition to Mellow Guy relaxing in his home: Flipping sideways to the left)
Mellow Guy: Ah. It's pretty nice today, wait, what's that noise coming from the mailbox?
(Mellow Guy runs to his mailbox and picks up a newspaper as Tour de France by Kraftwerk fades out.)
Mellow Guy: The mail's here! (reads the newspaper) "Santed Sailor? Santed Sailor has used The Scan Passer 100000 as Gree Guy uses Dalek Septor 9000! Gree Guy and Santed Sailor must go to jail and get poisoned! Santed Sailor destroyed Pacman, Greeny Michael, Luxo Jr., Dr. Clown, Cookie Monster, Caillou, Dr. Viacom, Gittle Luy, and Glaceon! Also, can you find the Mega Scan Passer? It looks golden, and it has Poisoned Cyan Lasers!" (gets angry) I'm gonna get that fool!
(Cuts to Santed Sailor driving a blimp with Buneary Guy 8 watching him)
Buneary Guy 8: What are you driving?
Santed Sailor: I'm driving your car. Who cares?! It's a blimp!
Buneary Guy 8: Oh, it's the blimp. Let's look at the sky.
(Cuts to outside the blimp, then to Santed Sailor and Buneary Guy 8)
Buneary Guy 8: Well, I'm gonna go and get the parachute and jump out of (making quotation marks with fingers) "your blimp". You're working with Gree Guy, aren't you?
Santed Sailor: (nervous) Yes, well, so what?
Buneary Guy 8: (jealous) I'm outta here! (jumps out of the blimp and deploys a parachute while in the sky)
(Cuts to Santed Sailor)
Santed Sailor: Okay... I'm gonna pray first.
(Santed Sailor prays when suddenly, the blimp starts falling.)
Santed Sailor: (shocked) Oh no! Oh no, oh no!
(The blimp falls more.)
Sailor Sailor: (still shocked) OH NO! Oh no!
(The CGI animated blimp crash lands on a CGI animated mountain with an After Effects explosion. The exploded blimp then rolls down on the mountain and into the ocean. From an underwater view, we see Santed Sailor attempting to rip a hole in the blimp. He succeeds and swims up inside the blimp for air, only for the rest of the blimp to fall on him and cause him to sink below the surface again. He rips another hole in the blimp and swims back up to the surface.)
Santed Sailor: (angry) Stupid Buneary Guy clones! They foiled my plans every time I've tried to complete them! Now that I've failed my plans because everyone had foiled all of them, a giant red Beach Park fish with green eyes will come over and eat me alive! You know what that means?
(Jaws Theme by John Williams plays)
(Suddenly, Santed Sailor looks at the bubbles that turns out to be a giant red Beach Park fish with green eyes that came up to the surface behind Santed Sailor, ate him, and swallowed him alive as the music stops.)
(The Beach Park fish finally gets back into the water after eating Santed Sailor alive.)
Mellow Guy: (scheming) This is what he gets. I wonder what the Mega Scan Passer looks like.
(Cuts to the Mega Scan Passer at the purple room, then to Earthy Guy)
Earthy Guy: This takes the cake! I have to tell Mellow Guy, because Gree Guy and Santed Sailor had bought themselves some new foes.
Bibarl: (off-screen) Only if you keep on hating Mellow Guy, you bean head!
(Earthy Guy sits down on a chair, then we cut to a German voiced segment.)
Buneary Guy: Bibarl, ich wünschte, es wäre sicher in diesem Raum. Soll ich in die Diskussion zu bekommen?
Subtitle: Bibarl, I wish it would be safe in this room. Should I get into the discussion?
Bibarl: Mein meine! Ich verstand nicht, dieses Gespräch! Es dauert keine Kredit!
Subtitle: My my! I didn't understand this conversation! It takes no credit!
Buneary Guy: Ich habe eine Kreditkarte in meinem Haus. Und es wurde noch vermisst. Ich werde es in ein paar Tagen zu finden.
Subtitle: I have a credit card in my house. And it was still missing. I'm going to find it in a few days.
Bibarl: (mad) Haben Sie beliebige Eis heute gesehen, Huhn gum gewürzt Sie?
Subtitle: Have you seen any ice today, you spiced chicken gum?
Buneary Guy: Sie haben in diesem Buneary TV Studio erschienen.
Subtitle: They have appeared in this Buneary TV Studio.
(Buneary Guy becomes shocked for a split second, then turns mad and explodes Bibarl into the sea. A sound clip from a cartoon plays during the sequence. Later temporarily transitioning to Patcher next a short cliff and gets up, he is no longer hypnotized.)
Patcher: Huh? What just happened? And why am I bald? Whatever, I have backup wigs I can use anyway, so screw that stupid kid.
Chocolate Cil: No screw you, you stupid ugly jerk!
(Earthy Guy thinks for a couple of seconds before we cut to Buneary Guy with Brownie Information Robot.)
Buneary Guy: Brownie Information Robot, what gives you an electric shock to break up your body parts?
Brownie Information Robot: Batteries are now charging. Brownie will help destroy Kirlia and Ralts. Beep. (7x)
(The camera zooms in on Buneary Guy as he has an idea with a light bulb above his head. Electronic music plays during this. We then cut to Buneary Guy's mailbox with a phone with green letters saying HNC. Buneary Guy picks up the phone and presses the buttons. We then cut to behind Earthy Guy and a big screen in front of him, then we cut to Earthy Guy sitting in a chair.)
Earthy Guy: Huh? What's going on here?
(On the big screen, Buneary Guy appears in front of the HNC background.)
Buneary Guy: (laughs evilly in a low pitched voice) This is the way that you have destroyed my brown robot, my brown robot is charged! I'll turn your terrors on you!
Earthy Guy: (mad) WHAT?! THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING ANGRY! (points at Kirlia and Ralts) KIRLIA AND RALTS, DESTROY THAT BROWN ROBOT AND I WANT BUNEARY GUY TO GET ARRESTED RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
(Kirlia and Ralts turn to Brown Information Robot.)
Kirlia: OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(Kirlia and Ralts fight Brown Information Robot until he explodes in a live action explosion. We then cut to Buneary Guy thinking inside the Holy Nightmare Company TV studio.)
Buneary Guy: Those beasty Kirlia and Raltsinators had destroyed my brown robot, my brown robot is destroyed for the last time. Time for a rebuild. I'll destroy SuperEarthy and those Kirlia and Raltsinators once and for all!
Chocolate Cil: Hey Buneary Guy, can I suggest something?
Buneary Guy: Not now, my robot is only personal to me, sorry though.
Chocolate Cil: Darn.
(Relight My Fire cover by Café Society plays as Brownie Robot GX is built.)
Brownie Robot GX: I am Brownie Robot GX. You killed Brownie Information Robot. Prepare to die.
Buneary Guy: I'll use you later. (turns to Kirlia and Ralts, and talks in Freddy Krueger's voice) I'm not... crazy. (laughs evilly) I know where you live. I'm gonna get you.
(Cuts to Ralts pointing at Buneary Guy)
Ralts: (low pitched voice) What's going on with you today? Ugh! You ain't no king of 123 The Buneary Show, you're a king of Grouchland!
(Cuts to Buneary Guy)
Buneary Guy: (on the phone; looking at the camera) Sorry, I'm on the phone right now.
(Cuts back to Ralts)
Ralts: Deal with it, Gree Fargo! Can you quit being lazy? It's time for you to quit analyzing. Wake up! (6x) Are you even yelling at me like this so you can give me detention? You didn't even hold that anyway! No more lawsuits! You son of a thief who has full of hate and crime!
(Relight My Fire fades out)
==Chapter 17==
Kirlia: (pointing at the sky) Look!
(Kirlia and Ralts are looking up at the sky)
Kirlia: Up at the sky!
Ralts: Oh wow, Kirlia. Is it a bird?
Kirlia: Nope.
Ralts: Well, is it a plane?
Kirlia: Nope.
Ralts: Is it Superman?
Kirlia: Dude, Superman is a copyrighted character made by Warner Bros. and DC Comics. So, no, I don't think it's Superman.
Ralts: Well, what is it then?
Kirlia: (looking at the sky) It's Bibarl, holding two stolen toys, on the rooftop of the Poke Mart.
Ralts: Oh! I get it now!
(The Simpsons Theme (8-bit version) plays as we cut to Bibarl standing on the roof of the Poke Mart (who has changed from inconsistently being the Jhoto and Kanto regions) with the two stolen toys. We then cut to Kirlia and Ralts looking up, then to Bibarl hiding behind the roof when suddenly, Gree Guy chases him.)
Gree Guy: Give me back that toy right this instant!
(Gree Guy chases Bibarl to his house, Gree Guy is then run over by a Poke Mart truck.)
Bibarl: (points at Gree Guy getting squashed by a Poke Mart truck) Aha! In your face, sucker! (laughs)
(Bibarl went inside his house, taking the toy with him)
Gree Guy: (angry) Shoot! Almost had him! (inflates himself) I gotta go tell Santed Sailor about this.
(Gree Guy walks away, off-screen)
(Cuts to the front exterior view of Bibarl's (and to a lesser extant the Beavers and Buneary Girl and her clones') house)
Bibarl: Ah! What a night. And what's best of all is that Buneary Small didn't hunt for me while I was chased this time. I've been in here all day, trying to get to bed but I can't sleep, because Patcher is reading books for no drastic reason. (turns to Buneary Girl and her clones) Buneary Girls, can you tell Patcher to go to sleep? Patcher is reading a book in bed.
(Buneary Girl and her clones walk to Patcher's room.)
Buneary Girl: Yes, Bibarl.
Buneary Girl 2: Okay.... (turns head to Bibarl and gains "in love" expression) hottie.....
Bibarl: (blushed) Oh gosh, stop it you.
Buneary Girl 3: Yes gov'nah! I will tell Patcher to go to sleep.
Bibarl: (normal) Oh goodness, thank you, Buneary Girls.
Buneary Girl: No problem.
(Cuts to a pan through Patcher's room from a fish tank to Patcher's bed where a light is inside it. Buneary Girl knocks on the door and opens it. An audio clip from a Barnes & Noble PBS commercial is heard during the sequence.)
Buneary Girl: (off-screen) Patcher, lights out!
(The light is turned off. It is turned on again to reveal Patcher holding a flashlight and reading a book.)
Buneary Girl: (off-screen) Patcher!
(While Patcher gets shocked at the camera, Patcher quickly turned off his flashlight.)
(Cuts to Pubertina and Debs)
Pubertina: Well, it looks like you're reading a book in bed! But Kellogg's will put magic cereals on every page. (laughs, then stops) Aw, I crack myself up.
Debs: That was a good one.
(Cuts to Patcher thinking about his imagination for no real reason at all)
(Cuts to 2000-2006 Reading Rainbow theme song, then cuts to Patcher singing some final words from the lyrics of the Reading Rainbow theme song)
Buneary Guy: Please, for the love of God, shut up.
(cue shooting star)
Buneary Guy: (walks away) Nevermind.
(cut to Kirlia and Ralts walking down a sidewalk)
Kirlia: (sighs) We didn't have a chance to destroy Brownie Robot GX, because it's a lot more powerful than Brownie Information Robot.
Ralts: Yeah. I know.
Buneary Small: Don't worry Kirlia and Ralts, I'm pretty sure we will find that Brownie robot.
(Brownie Robot GX lands in front of them)
Buneary Small: Huh? Uh oh!
Brownie Robot GX: Time for your extermination!
(Pans to a flower bed in Buneary Girl's garden (Yes, Bibarl is roommates with Buneary Girl) while Brownie Robot GX beats up Buneary Small, Kirlia and Ralts off-screen)
Text: Back at the Beaver's house...
(Cuts to Bibarl holding a magic wand)
Bibarl: I shall use this magic wand to make Buneary Guy go nuts. It will trick Buneary Guy magically.
(Bibarl tapped his magic wand on top of Buneary Guy's head)
(Buneary Guy, disgusted, walks forward on the right direction and then walks backwards to the center, then he walked forward on the left direction and then walks backwards to the center, the cycle repeats until the scene cuts to Buneary Guy getting sucked onto a white hole)
(The white hole becomes a rainbow portal, while Buneary Guy was shocked)
(The rainbow portal disappears from existence)
Patcher: His majesty has low points, but I don't think he has ever left these stock prices down.
(Cuts to Bibarl with the graph showing stock prices of books sold in the 123 The Buneary Show Library)
Bibarl: That's right, Patcher. These books cost a billion dollars, because billions of books go on every price. Readers have another approach. Readers never quit.
(Cuts to Bibarl and Patcher)
Patcher: (happy) You do?
Bibarl: Yes.
(The rainbow portal reappears, as Buneary Guy got out of the rainbow dimension)
(Buneary Guy gets angry at Bibarl)
Buneary Guy: (angry) So, is this some sort of a nightmare by letting me inside the rainbow? Ha!
Bibarl: (scared) Good grief, I'm so scared.
(Cuts to the red house, which is Buneary Guy's mansion)
(Cuts to the interior view, Buneary Small, Kirlia and Ralts (now beaten up and in crutches and bandages) walk in)
Kirlia: Ooooooooooo. My head.
Ralts: My arm.
Kirlia: My tummy hurts.
Both: Owwwwwwwwww.
Buneary Small: I feel your pain. Ow.
Buneary Girl: Oh boy. Back with my brother. (turns around) So, boys. What's the problem?
Chocolate Cil: Are you okay, dad?
Ralts: (sad) Brownie Robot GX just attacked me and my sister, Kirlia. We should have been going to the hospital right now.
Buneary Small: He also attacked me too.
Buneary Girl: Oh, you poor men. Don't worry, I'll call Matchster to take care of you guys. (whistles)
(Matchster walks to Buneary Girl)
Matchster: Yes?
Buneary Girl: (pointing at Kirlia, Ralts and Buneary Small) Kirlia, Ralts and Buneary Small got hurt after getting attacked by Brownie Robot GX, Brownie Information Robot's replacement.
Matchster: (takes Kirlia, Ralts and Buneary Small to the ambulance) Come with me, you're going to the hospital.
(Cuts to the exterior view of the red house as Matchster's ambulance (yes Matchster is a doctor, and has a degree in helping fix Rescue 911-esque injuries) drove away)
Chocolate Cil: Feel better dad.
(Cuts to Buneary Girl walking up to her clones)
Buneary Girl: (slaps Buneary Girl 2, and her pants and shirt quickly go back up and down) Come on, get to work!
Buneary Girl 2: Yes, Buneary Girl!
Buneary Girl 3: (with a stern face) Good grief!
(Oreo and Chocolate Cil then appear)
Oreo: Can me and Chocolate Cil join you girls?
Buneary Girl: Sure thing, because you two are friends with my brother.
Chocolate Cil: Yay! Now's our time to shine!
(Cuts to the door of the pink room)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Bibarl in the pink room)
Buneary Guy: Sharing is caring, Bibarl. You should have assist that you ain't worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up in jail forever, and beaver soldiers need to be locked up in jail forever as well. Oh, and, uh, Patcher? Of course, Patcher needs to be locked up in jail forever, too.
Bibarl: (angry) Nope. It wasn't that someday, and I mean someday, you shouldn't know how to think your violent anger is right for you, and for telling me all the way, to the truth. I have been apologizing you and your friends for this, thanks to your work.
(Shows Buneary Guy writing a note to Patcher about the mean things Buneary Guy did to him; Bibarl is standing next to him, thinking.)
Bibarl: (angry) Buneary Guy, are you writing something that you have been doing something mean to Patcher?
Buneary Guy: (angry) Be quiet, please. I'm trying to write a note to Patcher about something mean that I've been doing to him in the past. So yes, I'm writing this to him.
(Buneary Guy finished writing his note, puts it onto an envelope, and puts it in the mailbox)
(The mail truck picks up an envelope from Buneary Guy's mailbox and drove away with it)
(Cuts back to Buneary Guy who has been randomly walking through the door to the pink room)
Buneary Guy: Anyways, what are you saying, Bibarl?
Bibarl: Have you ever read a young adult mystery comedy novel, written by Louis Sachar in 1998, Holes, before?
Buneary Guy: Yeah, that's because teasing counts like we do. And thanks for plugging me in a book.
Bibarl: You're welcome. Oh, and also, have you read David Shannon's book, No David?
Buneary Guy: Yes, yes I did. Also, thanks for plugging me in another book.
Bibarl: You're welcome. (thinking) Um, well then, I guess I can ride my bike and deliver every newspaper to everyone, but no problem.
(Cuts to Bibarl riding a motorcycle)
Bibarl: (in a manner similar to Ricky Caldwell saying "Garbage Day!") NEWSPAPER DELIVERY DAY!
(Cuts to a newspaper being thrown at Geo Guy's feet)
(Cuts to Geo Guy smiling and waving)
Geo Guy: Right on time!
(Cuts back to Bibarl on the motorcycle, honking the horn)
(Cuts to him at the front going fast)
(Bibarl stopped his motorcycle at Dipster and Haunches's house and puts a newspaper inside Dipster and Haunches's mailbox.)
(Bibarl gets back on his motorcycle and drove away)
(Haunches went outside of his house through the front door and walks to his mailbox. He opens the mailbox and pops out a newspaper. Haunches then gives the newspaper to Dipster)
Dipster: Huh? (Grabs the newspaper) What is this! A newspaper? Let me read it!
(Cuts to the newspaper with Dipster's hands holding it)
Dipster: (reading) "Santed Sailor strikes back! Santed Sailor is alive!?! Well, of course. Gree Guy helped Santed Sailor escape from jail! Santed Sailor and Gree Guy had been disguised by joining in Patcher's music, and Santed Sailor had almost exterminated Patcher with the Dalek Septor 9000. He, along with Gree Guy, must be stopped by SuperGeo, SuperEarthy, or Brownie Robot GX... by the way. Oh, and speaking of Santed Sailor, did you find the Mega Scan Passer? The hint is that the Mega Scan Passer is in the back of the Beach Park cupboard. Find it, fast!!!"
Dipster: (afraid) Oh dear! What am I going to do? I think I'll run. No time for that. I have to run! Come with me Haunches!
Haunches: Yes Dispter, on it!
(Dipster and Haunches ran through the forest and hides in the bush)
==Chapter 18==
(Debs appears in the bush for no reason)
Debs: Who was running in the forest and hiding over the bush? Is it Dipster and Haunches? They can run anywhere else.
(Debs walks through the grass plain)
(Cuts to Debs looking at the buildings of 123 The Buneary Show)
Debs: Huh? There's no one there. I think I can go to my house.
(Debs walks at the "123 The Buneary Show" sign and stands next to it)
Debs: Anyways, there's no doubt about anyone in 123 The Buneary Show. I agree this is a perfect city to live as a cartoon, because cartoons are made to be animated by the people who are interested in animation. I... will be... home... alone. Don't see me. I'm trying to lose my concentration and patience.
(Cuts to Bibarl's house)
(Bibarl opens the front door)
Bibarl: Ah! Another beautiful day here in 123 The Buneary Show. The sun is still shining, the birds are still singing, and winter goes right through the past. (happy) It's about time for my very own dream world relaxation!
(Bibarl kneels down as he looks at the toy)
Bibarl: Wow! I found my toy! I'll take it home, so that way, those people will never catch me!
(Cuts to Buneary Guy in the left side view)
(Buneary Guy gets angry and turns around to look at Bibarl)
(Cuts to Bibarl, happily holding the toy)
(Chocolate Cil appears from the right side view)
Chocolate Cil: Not so fast there, dumb beaver!
(Bibarl was shocked)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Chocolate Cil running towards the camera)
Buneary Guy: (angry) Get back here, and give me that toy back, you thief!
(Buneary Guy is chasing Bibarl, but calls Buneary Guy 2 on his cell phone for help)
Buneary Guy: (on the phone; angry) Buneary Guy 2, Bibarl is taking away our toy. Can you please help me chase him down?
Buneary Guy 2: (off-screen voice in the phone) Yes, Buneary Guy. I'll be right there!
Chocolate Cil: Oreo come with me too!
Oreo: On it!
(Buneary Guy hangs up his cell phone and continues chasing Bibarl)
(Buneary Guy 2 and Oreo ran to Buneary Guy and Chocolate Cil, helping him chase Bibarl)
(Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, Chocolate Cil and Oreo chased Bibarl into the industrial park at 123 The Buneary Show)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy, standing near the pole, looking to the left)
(Buneary Guy looks at the right)
(Bibarl peeks from the pole and pulls out the toy)
Chocolate Cil: (angry) What?
(Buneary Guy gets even more angry than before)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, Chocolate Cil and Oreo chasing Bibarl while crossing the bridge of the lava river)
(Cuts to the abandoned castle surrounded by a lake of lava)
(Buneary Guy runs to the door of the castle)
(Bibarl opens the door and takes a peek, looking at Buneary Guy; Buneary Guy was disgusted)
Chocolate Cil: Stop!
(Bibarl then pulls out the toy again)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy, who is disgusted all the time, and Bibarl, thinking)
(Bibarl smiles at Buneary Guy)
Bibarl: Nah-nah-nah nah nah nah! You can't catch me!
(Buneary Guy gets mad and pulls out the Mega Scan Passer)
Buneary Guy: (in a voice clip from Terminator 2: Judgement Day; mad) Hasta la vista, baby!
(Buneary Guy shoots Bibarl with the Mega Scan Passer)
Chocolate Cil: Yes! YES!
(Cuts to Bibarl running away from Poisoned Cyan Lasers)
Chocolate Cil: No!
(Cuts to the front view of Bibarl, running towards the camera, away from Poisoned Cyan Lasers)
Chocolate Cil: After him, Buneary Guy Clones!
(Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, Chocolate Cil and Oreo continued chasing Bibarl through the laser hallway)
(Buneary Guy runs to the door of the castle)
(Bibarl opens the door and takes a peek, looking at Buneary Guy; Buneary Guy was disgusted)
(Bibarl then pulls out the toy again)
(Bibarl then leaps out to the stairs with the toy)
(Bibarl runs upstairs with the toy)
(Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, Chocolate Cil and Oreo continued chasing Bibarl up the stairs)
(Bibarl was at the top of the pedestal. He then gets angry at the Buneary Guy clones and pointed at them.)
Bibarl: (angry) YOU!
Subtitle text: YOU!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 rolled their eyes while thinking)
(Cuts to Bibarl holding the toy; Bibarl is angry)
(Bibarl bursted out the toy by punching it, causing the attacking flying Buneary Guy clone war to occur)
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 ran for their lives as the attacking Buneary Guy clones fly over them)
(Cuts to the toy, now being thrown, punched, and broken, on the floor)
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 kneeled down and saw that the toy is broken)
Chocolate Cil: I'm still going to get that Bibarl and use fake lasers on him, see you later.
Oreo: I'll come with you.
(Chocolate Cil and Oreo runs away from the Buneary Guy Clones)
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 became upset)
(Cuts to Bibarl)
Bibarl: His Highness has a clone war inside the toy which was a very bad start. (starts walking away leaving Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 in disappointment) Well then, catch you later.
(Cuts to Bibarl walking out of the industrial park in 123 The Buneary Show, meanwhile Buneary Small appears out of nowhere)
Buneary Small: Hey guys, I feel better now.
Bibarl: Not you again, you'll hunt me down like always. Get out of my way right now! (Pushes Buneary Small)
Chocolate Cil: Now you've done it you stupid beaver. Oreo, take care of my dad while I have something serious to do to with Bibarl.
Bibarl: No! (Runs away)
Chocolate Cil: Get back here! (Chases him)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 in disappointment for the toy)
Buneary Guy: (disappointed) Man, that stupid one-of-a-kind Pokémon named Bibarl really is a meanie. We kept on trying and trying to get that toy away from Bibarl, and now we've been trolled.
Buneary Guy 2: (disappointed) Who could have been a bad beaver who had tried to troll us? We chased Bibarl here at the industrial park in 123 The Buneary Show, trying to get our toy back, (sad) but now it's gone... forever... because Bibarl broke it on purpose, causing a huge clone war of attacking flying Buneary Guy clones to occur. We're very upset about the toy, and, we are very disappointed in Bibarl.
Buneary Guy: (upset) I knew this would have happened, Buneary Guy 2.
Buneary Guy 2: (upset) Yeah, it's a shame that the toy was lost forever, but that doesn't mean it's the end of us.
Buneary Guy: (upset) I see your point, Buneary Guy 2. Now who could have been taking over 123 The Buneary Show better than him?
Gree Guy: (off-screen) Does that answer your question, Buneary Guy, or should I say, Bonnibel Earysaskivich Gunpanow?
Buneary Guy: (disgusted) Hey, who said my full real name in public?
(Buneary Guy turns around to see Gree Guy and Santed Sailor with their Dalek Septor 9000)
(Cuts to Gree Guy and Santed Sailor with their Dalek Septor 9000)
Gree Guy: I did, Buneary Guy.
Buneary Guy: (shocked) Gree Guy!?! Santed Sailor!?!
Buneary Guy 2: (shocked) We should have known that you came here.
Gree Guy: You should have known better. (scheming) So, Bibarl is a meanie, and he trolls you too, eh?
Buneary Guy: (angry) That's right! He has stolen the toy from the Poke Mart a few days back, and because he's a bad beaver.
Buneary Guy 2: (disgusted) Also, how could you do this to us once we met you in the first place?
Gree Guy: I was hoping you would ask. I was a mean man as I thought if I'm a bit old for a reason, because I was scheming to take over 123 The Buneary Show with my partner named Santed Sailor, but we are not just taking over your kingdom, but we will also take over the entire balance of the world.
Santed Sailor: And because, Gree Guy, you would make the plan to destroy the characters from The Buneary Show, Greeny Phatom, Geo's World, Greeny Michael, Bobby's World, and other cartoons, sir.
Gree Guy: (talking to Santed Sailor) Well, don't be necessary, Santed Sailor. (talking to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2) Anyways, me and Santed Sailor became best friends since I first saw him, working at his cruise ship known as Beach Park. We were testing out my new cartoon-exterminating machine called the Dalek Septor 9000.
(Fades to flashback footage of Gree Guy and Santed Sailor, disguising to be in Patcher's music)
Gree Guy: (off-screen) We were also disguised to be in Patcher's music show, made possible in part by the Russian Patcher Union, (shows a new flashback animation of Patcher, only to find out about Gree Guy and Santed Sailor) but all of the sudden, Doctor then finds out about me and Santed Sailor.
(Patcher, from the flashback, gets shocked at Gree Guy and Santed Sailor)
Patcher (in flashback): (shocked) Gree Guy!?! I thought you were joining my music show for the Russian Patcher Union! (sad) How could you do this to me?
Gree Guy (in flashbacks): (scheming) Because me and Santed Sailor were disguised of joining your music show, so I can fool you and troll you.
(Gree Guy, from the flashback, does an evil laugh)
Gree Guy (in flashbacks): (talking to Santed Sailor) Santed Sailor, destroy Patcher with the Dalek Septor 9000.
Santed Sailor (in flashbacks): Yes, sir.
(Patcher (from flashbacks) ran away from Gree Guy and Santed Sailor)
(Santed Sailor (from flashbacks) tried to exterminate Patcher with the Dalek Septor 9000, but failed to do so.)
(The Dalek Septor 9000's laser beam hits the wall, causing it to make a hole)
(Shows a new flashback animation of Patcher, from the flashback, running away from the Russian Patcher Union Headquarters building)
Gree Guy: (off-screen) Santed Sailor already tried to exterminate Patcher with the Dalek Septor 9000, but failed, because Patcher was running away from us.
(Fades back to Gree Guy in reality)
Gree Guy: (upset) And yes, my plan of exterminating Patcher, by disguising to join his music show, had failed... (jealous) ...thanks to Santed Sailor for spoiling it for me!
Santed Sailor: (using his binoculars) What for? I was just looking at Brownie Robot GX attacking SuperGeo and SuperEarthy.
(Pans to SuperGeo and Brownie Robot GX fighting)
SuperGeo: You shall never defeat me!!!
Brownie Robot GX: Oh yeah? (punches SuperGeo in the face)
(Cuts to SuperGeo falling out of the sky)
SuperGeo: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
SuperEarthy: Oh no! I'll save you from that Brownie Robot.
Brownie Robot GX: Not true! (punches SuperEarthy in the face)
(Cuts to SuperEarthy falling out of the sky and he screams)
(Pans back to Santed Sailor)
Santed Sailor: (angry at Gree Guy) What do you mean I spoiled your plan? You're the one who made those evil plans that kept on failing every single time!
Gree Guy: (angry at Santed Sailor) Oh yeah? Well, guess what? I'm smart, you're dumb, I'm old, you're young, I'm tall, you're short, I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now stop making fun of me and my ideas, you stupid shippy sailor! (turns to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2; normal) Sorry for the unfortunate inconvenience. Anyways, me and Santed Sailor are willing to use Dalek Septor 9000 to take over the world and destroy cartoons forever.
(Gree Guy shows Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 his Dalek Septor 9000)
Gree Guy: And... because... I have it... right... here!
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2, angry at Gree Guy and Santed Sailor)
Buneary Guy: (angry) I don't believe it! I don't believe it at all! How can you do something like that to us? And also, how could you do this to my own kingdom?
Buneary Guy 2: (angry) I knew you are a mean man like Dr. Mother told us. And also, you are the most evil Norwegian person ever!
Santed Sailor: Oh, Buneary Guy 2, haven't you been scared of him before? I decided to be his partner of Gree Guy's evil business.
Buneary Guy 2: (angry) You bogus!
Buneary Guy: (angry) You don't stand a chance, Gree Guy!
Gree Guy: That's when you're wrong, Bonnibel, but I do have the Dalek Septor 9000 to exterminate you and there's nothing for you to stop me.
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2, angry at Gree Guy and Santed Sailor)
Buneary Guy: (angry) You'd better think fast, because if you exterminate us, you'll have to exterminate Bibarl first, you double-straight moron!
Gree Guy: (angry) That is unacceptable, you fools! Now you'll get it!
(Cuts to Gree Guy talking to the Dalek Septor 9000 with voice control)
Gree Guy: (angry) Dalek Septor 9000!
(The Dalek Septor 9000 moves its head and makes beeping noises)
Gree Guy: (pointing at Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2; angry) Exterminate them!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 got scared)
Buneary Guy: (scared) Run for it!
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 ran for their lives as the Dalek Septor 9000's laser beam hits the ground of the pedestal, later cuts to Chocolate Cil)
Chocolate Cil: Great, I lost track of Bibarl. Might as well go back and save my dad. (Walks to him)
(Cuts to Gree Guy with his Dalek Septor 9000; Gree Guy crossed his arms while he gets angry)
Gree Guy: (angry) This isn't the end of it, fools! I will get you, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2, oh, and Bibarl, too. (scheming) And I mean it! (laughs evilly) BWA HA HA HA HA!
(While Gree Guy laughs evilly, the Dalek Septor 9000 melts in Gree Guy's hands for no reason)
Gree Guy: (with a stern look on his face) Aw phooey.
(Cuts to Bibarl, happily dancing in the grass fields)
(We then cut to Bibarl, walking on the roads)
Bibarl: Those two kings and Buneary Small can't toss me out like chewed-up chewing gum. I will walk across the street again, and go to the Poke Mart to buy other things.
(Cuts to Bibarl entering the Poke Mart in Kanto Ruby games)
(Cuts to Bibarl and Cookie Monster)
Cookie Monster: Ah, ain't this so cool. Do you want to buy that Mr. Potato Head toy?
Bibarl: Yeah, someone will thank me for this.
(Bibarl gives 10 dollars to Cookie Monster, gets the toy, and went off)
(Cookie Monster sniffs the 10 dollar bill, and then smells it)
Cookie Monster: Ah! This 10 dollar bill smells like... COOKIES!
(Cookie Monster went crazy and makes an "om nom nom" sound as he ate the dollar bill)
(Shows Bibarl walking around the Poke Mart)
(Cuts to Pubertina outside the Poke Mart)
Pubertina: The best part is... Bibarl didn't steal any toys, because he bought one. Cookie Monster will be the shopkeeper of this store. (excited) The show... must... go on!
==Chapter 19==
(Cuts to outside Bibarl's house, then to Bibarl holding a blue present)
Bibarl: I can hardly wait to wrap this secret gift. You see, permission is permission. Let me check what was inside!
(The gift opens to reveal a mini Buneary Guy popping out of the toy and dancing to the Sesame Street theme song during an audience applause sound effect. Cuts to Pubertina)
Pubertina: Wow! It's cool and it looks like Buneary Guy!
(Cuts to Fabritsio pointing up at the sky)
Fabritsio: There it is! A Mega Scan Passer on it!
Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2: (confused) A Mega Scan Passer?
(Chocolate Cil appears next to Fabritsio)
Chocolate Cil: Hey, can I have it?
Fabritsio: No, that Mega Scan Passer is a big responsibility. Not for kids.
Chocolate Cil: (groans) Ugh!
(Cuts to Patcher)
Patcher: (looking at a newspaper) I'm bored. What is this written on this randomly-placed newspaper?
(Cuts to the newspaper in Patcher's hands)
Patcher: (reading) "Oh great. Bibarl has put Buneary Guy clone toys on his toy. Please stop him. First, you must get the Buneary Girl clones, since Kirlia and Ralts have been in the hospital for the rest of this film. Second, you must get a weapon and get them to follow Bibarl. Third, give them a weapon, have them load it and press shoot on the weapon. Not a bomb. Not a grenade. Not the radioactive ooze from the Quad Cities Nuclear Generating Station. There's even more weapons that don't have "SHOOT" buttons!"
(Cuts to Patcher)
Patcher: It's time for an adventure.
(Cuts to the cliff with the "Sony Wonder" boulder on top of it)
(The "Sony Wonder" logo shines on the cliff by the sun)
(Cuts to Patcher driving on his car)
(We zoom in to Patcher's face)
(Cuts to Patcher running on the grass fields)
(We zoom in to half of Patcher's body running on the grass fields)
(We then zoom out to Patcher's whole body running on the grass fields)
(Cuts to Patcher in the jungle; Patcher was confused and he closed his eyes)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy looking at the toy; Buneary Guy was disgusted, and the toy was safely sealed inside a glass box)
Buneary Guy: (disgusted) Man, I didn't spend my cash for the Barnes & Noble book store. Not even my toy is a complete model. I'm going to Target. Whoever did this such a thing?
(Buneary Guy went to Target)
(Cuts to Buneary Guy inside the Target store)
Buneary Guy: I see the toys there! I'll get to that toy aisle.
(Buneary Guy goes to the toy aisle until he stopped and looked at the baby toys)
Buneary Guy: (scheming) Aha!
(Buneary Guy went back to his house and opens up a present; inside the present was a plush toy figure with a blue head and a green body)
(Buneary Guy dances to the Pythagora Switch theme song)
(Cuts to Bibarl and Pubertina)
Bibarl: Oh, would you look at him? He got that toy back!
Pubertina: That's good, Bibarl! He hasn't put in too much money anyway.
(Pubertina starts walking out of Bibarl's house)
Pubertina: Good luck!
(Cuts to Pubertina walking out of Bibarl's house and through the sidewalk)
(Cuts to Bibarl, who is mad at the camera)
Bibarl: (mad) Buneary Guy Insanity doesn't need to do with toys. I want it back! (3x)
(Cuts to the Channel PBS Studio)
(Cuts to Dr. PBS)
Dr. PBS: Buneary Guy, how is your toy I gave you for this valuable client?
Buneary Guy: I can't tell you enough how the toy is that I bought. I am very proud of you! This toy is awfully wonderful! Buneary Guy 2 and I would have had such a terrific life, if you never had been bored.
Dr. PBS: Oh I see, well let's see what everyone else to say about Buneary Guy.
(Cuts to Debs, Buneary Small and Chocolate Cil)
Debs: Great job, Buneary Guy!
Buneary Small: You're doing the right thing. Keep doing your best!
Chocolate Cil: Now there's my man!
(Cuts to Bibarl, getting angry)
Bibarl: (angry) Stupid Buneary Small, thinks he can praise for Buneary Guy like that! (slowly; angry) I'M... GETTING... ANGRY!!!
(Bibarl's face turns red when he gets angry)
(Bibarl started to get mad)
(Bibarl then gets mad at Buneary Guy)
(Bibarl sat on the dark red bean bag, getting even more mad)
(Bibarl angrily pulled out a piece of paper)
Bibarl: (shouting) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
(The VID-TV (BND) theme music suddenly plays in the background.)
==Chapter 20==
(Cuts to Gree Guy on the brown background; Gree Guy is looking at the camera)
(The camera zooms in to Gree Guy's face)
Gree Guy: (slowly; scheming) Time... for... my... own... revenge!
(Cuts to Buneary Guy and Debs in the jungle)
Debs: According to Bibarl, I didn't think he has taken inside his mouth.
Buneary Guy: That's more like it. Why can't you start an adventure, while I talk to the talking teehee?
(Cuts to Debs picking up a newspaper)
Debs: And what is this written on the newspaper? Let's read. (Debs starts reading the newspaper) Now let me see. Aha! Here's the news! Let's read it. "Santed Sailor had zapped it again! Santed Sailor zapped Dipster and Haunches again, while Gree Guy gets his revenge on Geo Guy. Oh no! What are we going to do? Do something now! Do it now! Do it now! Do it now or else Gree Guy will be the king of both 123 Gree City and 123 The Buneary Show, while Santed Sailor will be the mayor of 123 The Buneary Show."
Buneary Guy: Give me that! (grabs the newspaper from Debs, scrunches it, and throws it into the trash bin) I want the newspaper company to stop making those newspapers that tried to deserve our world!
Debs: Remember it floats like your boat, your Majesty. Let's go!
(Buneary Guy and Debs walked through the hills)
(Cuts to Rainbow Little Guy, Buneary Small and Bibarl on top of Mount Rushmore)
Bibarl: (thinking) Wait, where am I?
Rainbow Little Guy: Looks like you're stuck here in Mount Rushmore.
Bibarl: That's not true! You have me scared.
(Cuts to Bibarl, thinking about getting out of Mount Rushmore while Buneary Small is already down there)
Buneary Small: Weird that I'm there. Time to go to my kids. (Walks away)
Gree Guy: (off-screen) Well, well, well. If it isn't Bibarl.
(Bibarl turns around)
Bibarl: Okay, uh, who said that?
(Cuts to Gree Guy on top of Mount Rushmore)
Bibarl: (afraid) What... what... what are you?
Gree Guy: Do you think that you cannot be a shoplifter, and now you bought the toy?
Bibarl: (thinking) Uh, yes, well I--
Gree Guy: Well, I was supposed to make you go to jail, and you're not shoplifting this time.
(Gree Guy gets angry at Bibarl; Bibarl got scared)
Gree Guy: (angry) You have gone way too far for this, Bibarl! (in Scary Voice) Now, I'll have my revenge on you, shoplifter!
Bibarl: (shocked) Oh no! I've got to drive real fast, before time is running out!
(Bibarl gets into his car and drive real fast through the roads; Bibarl's car's speed went up to 140 miles per hour)
(Cuts to Gree Guy and Santed Sailor)
Gree Guy: (angry) Santed Sailor, come over here and destroy Bibarl.
Santed Sailor: I'm sorry, sir, but I guess it's time that you're just gonna have to do it yourself. I would take enough of you!
(Cuts to Gree Guy in his car; the upgraded Dalek Septor 9000 was on top of Gree Guy's car)
Gree Guy: (angry) Nah! I don't need you anyway, you moron!
(Chocolate Cil appears)
Chocolate Cil: Not so fast, Gree Guy! Have a taste of my fake lasers. (Hits him)
Gree Guy: Pathetic, getting attacked by a little girl. (He hits Chocolate Cil with the car door)
(Gree Guy gets into his car and drove away to chase Bibarl)
(Cuts to Gree Guy inside his car)
Gree Guy: (angry) Aha! Yeah, that's right! You can drive, but you can't hide, Bibarl!
(Cuts to Gree Guy and Bibarl in a car chase scene)
(SuperGeo flies over to the rescue)
(While Gree Guy's car is chasing Bibarl's car, SuperGeo flies with them)
(Cuts to SuperGeo, flying in the sky and looking at the camera; SuperGeo is mad)
(Cuts to the Dalek Septor 9000 on top of Gree Guy's car)
(SuperGeo used his laser eyes to blast the Dalek Septor 9000. SuperGeo's laser beam hit the Dalek Septor 9000, and it exploded on top of Gree Guy's car, causing Gree Guy and his car to lose control)
(Cuts to Gree Guy's car on the road; Gree Guy's car is losing control, so did Gree Guy, himself)
(Gree Guy's car got crashed into the tree)
(We then zoom in to Gree Guy's car)
(Cuts to SuperGeo, jumping down to the ground; SuperGeo is angry)
(Cuts to Gree Guy; Gree Guy got hurt on a car accident after his car got crashed into a tree)
SuperGeo: I know what you are doing, Gree Guy. You were trying to exterminate Bibarl with the Dalek Septor 9000, because you called him a shoplifter once again. You have gone way too far for this, Gree Guy!
Gree Guy: (angry) SuperGeo! I should have know that you are on to this confrontation.
SuperGeo: There's no restrict for defeating me, and I shall return you to your palace from 123 Gree City.
Gree Guy: (angry) You'll never take me alive, SuperGeo! I'm more powerful than you! I'm smart, you're dumb, I'm old, you're young, I'm strong, you're weak, I'm tall, you're short, I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do with it.
SuperGeo: (angry) And I ain't going down without a fight!
Gree Guy: (angry) You're going down for this!
(SuperEarthy then appears)
SuperEarthy: And I came to help you, SuperGeo.
(Cuts to SuperGeo and SuperEarthy preparing for a fight)
SuperGeo: (angry) You're on, like... Diddy Kong!
(Shows an animated sequence of Gree Guy and SuperGeo fighting each other)
(SuperGeo does a backflip kick, and Gree Guy got knocked down; the Wilhelm Scream sound effect might be heard during that animated fighting sequence)
(SuperGeo's secret protection powers disappeared)
(We then cut to Gree Guy, laying down on the grass. SuperGeo walked to Gree Guy.)
SuperGeo: (thinking) Heh! It looks like you don't have what it takes to be a hero like me.
Gree Guy: (laying down; disgusted) I... I'm not... finished... with you yet. I will have... no... mercy... on this.
SuperGeo: (thinking) That's right! You wouldn't.
SuperEarthy: Take this! (Starts fighting Gree Guy)
Gree Guy: You're more pathetic than the little kid.
Chocolate Cil: Now you've said it! (Gree Guy throws Chocolate Cil and SuperEarthy away causing them both to scream)
Gree Guy: (angry) There, that should take care of them. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, right. You're gonna pay for this!
(Cuts to SuperGeo, holding a PokeBall; SuperGeo is angry)
Geo Guy: I don't think so. Time for you to go home now!
(SuperGeo puts the PokeBall down, gently, to the ground)
(The PokeBall makes a beeping sound)
Gree Guy: (shocked) What the heck!?!
(The PokeBall started to suck up Gree Guy alive, as the magical sucking powers come out of the PokeBall)
Gree Guy: (scared) You'll regret this some day. (screams)
(Gree Guy got sucked up into the PokeBall alive, as the magical sucking powers went back into the PokeBall)
(SuperGeo walked to the PokeBall and picked it up)
SuperGeo: (looking at the PokeBall) You just can't match the power of SuperGeo! (points at the sky and looks at the camera) I won once again!
(The sun shines behind SuperGeo)
(SuperEarthy and Chocolate Cil get back up)
Chocolate Cil: Yay!
SuperEarthy: Great job, SuperGeo!
(Scene transition to Bibarl's house: Clockwise wipe)
Bibarl: (off-screen) Ah! Home sweet home!
(Cuts to Bibarl in his bedroom)
Bibarl: (looking at the camera) This is the best day we've ever had. Everything is back to normal. There's even everything that I can solve problems in life. Everyone is so excited! So now, we can finally return to every quality theater programming for now on.
(Fades to black)
(Fades to Geo Guy talking to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2)
Geo Guy: (happy) Everything is back to normal, Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2. (cheering) Hooray!
Buneary Guy: (happy) Yes, Geo Guy. It's good that Bibarl didn't steal any toys, but he bought one.
Buneary Guy 2: (looking at the camera; happy) And remember kids, there are plenty of toys that you can play with.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 both laughed)
Geo Guy: (happy) He was no longer shoplifting this time, but he may solve problems in life. (laughing) Oh, my God, this is so funny!
(Cut to Buneary Small and Earthy Guy)
Earthy Guy: That's great that everything is now back to normal.
Buneary Small: That's right, Earthy Guy!
(Cuts back to Buneary Guy with Geo Guy and Buneary Guy 2)
Geo Guy: (happy) Anyways, I hope you enjoyed all the tour of Geoville, also known as 123 Geo's World.
(Buneary Guy, Buneary Guy 2, Little Guy, Buneary Small, Chocolate Cil, Oreo and Earthy Guy went inside the plane)
Geo Guy: (off-screen) Goodbye, my friend. Farewell!
(Buneary Guy turns around)
Buneary Guy: So long, partner. And thanks for the tour.
(Cuts to Geo Guy on the airplane runway)
Geo Guy: (waving goodbye; happy) You're welcome! Have a nice day, Bonnibel!
(Cuts to Buneary Guy at the airplane doorway)
Buneary Guy: (waving goodbye) You too, Geo Guy! (happy) Goodbye!
(Buneary Guy closed the airplane door)
(Cuts to Geo Guy watching the airplane fly away)
(Fades to black)
==Chapter 21==
(Fades to Bibarl in the living room)
(Cuts to Pubertina)
Pubertina: There's only one newspaper left. I'll read it.
(Cuts to the last newspaper with Pubertina's hands holding it)
Pubertina: (reading; happy) "Everything is back to normal! Bibarl bought the toy and purchased it. He didn't even make mistakes, but he will solve problems in life. With Gree Guy and Santed Sailor gone, everything is back to the way it is before. We saw the toy with the Japanese music, or is it Buneary Guy's? And then, everybody lived happily ever after."
(Cuts to Cookie Monster)
Cookie Monster: (happy) Don't forget to join me cookie party!
(Cuts to Dr. Clown)
Dr. Clown: (happy) Me too!
(Cuts to Walter)
Walter: (happy) Me three!
(Cuts to Gary's Father)
Gary's Father: (happy) Me four!
(Cuts to Dr. PBS)
Dr. PBS: (happy) Me five!
(Cuts to Gary's Mother)
Gary's Mother: (happy) Me six!
(Cuts to Buneary Girl)
Buneary Girl: (happy) Me seven!
(Cuts to Debs)
Debs: (happy) Me eight!
(Cuts to Buneary Small, Chocolate Cil and Oreo)
Buneary Small, Chocolate Cil and Oreo: (happy) Us nine!
(Cuts to Pubertina and Bibarl in the living room)
Pubertina: So, that was the end of this movie. Right, Bibarl?
Bibarl: Yep, I really love the Poke Mart.
(Fades to black)
(Fades to Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 throwing batteries at the toy)
Buneary Guy: (frustrated) Dang nabbit! I've been in this room for five days to put those double A batteries inside the toy. The frustration. The anonymous and humiliation.
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 paused for a second)
(Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2 then looks at the camera)
Buneary Guy: (looking at the camera) Don't worry, I'll do it again tomorrow.
(The iris wipe occurs on Buneary Guy's face, as it shrinks and disappears to black)
Text: Directed by Toothy Costanby
Text: Produced by Toothy Costanby & Patrice Dard
Text: Co-Produced by Seth Green 
Text underneath: He's only the co-producer of this film for money.
Text: Screenplay by Gabriel Garcia
Text: Written by Jake Sharratt, Robert Stainton, Toothy Costanby, and Terry Ward
Text: Executive Producer Sam Simon
Text: Co-Executive Producer David Silverman
Text: Based on the characters created by Toothy Costanby
Text: Original Music Composed and Conducted by David Newman
Text: Themes Composed by Danny Elfman
Text: Editing by John Venzon
Text: Production Designers Toothy Costanby and Robert Stainton
Text: Art Director Kenneth Valentine Slevin
Text: Visual Effects Supervisors David Paul Dozoretz and Peter de Mund
Text: Visual Effects Designer Peter de Mund
Text: Toronto Unit Head James Clayton
Text: Toronto Unit Directors Greg Bailey and Erika Clayton
Text: Chicago Unit Head Nate Stainton
Text: Chicago Unit Director Crystal Stainton and Katherine Prettypower
Text: Utica Unit Head Rod Rodger
Text: Utica Unit Director Audel LaRoque
Text: France Unit Head Gaëtan Brizzi
Text: France Unit Director Paul Brizzi
Text: Barcelona Unit Head Antoni D'Ocon
Text: Barcelona Unit Director John Laurence Collins
Text: Supervising Animation Director Alan Smart
Text: Animation Directors Graham King, Don Bluth and Gary Goldman
Text: Production Manager Toothy Costanby
Text: Sound Designer Randy Thom
Text: Casting by Ruth Lambert
Text: Dialogue Director Jamie Thomason
Text: Starring the Voice Talents of...
(Shows footage of Buneary Guy)
Text: Toothy Costanby as Buneary Guy
(Shows footage of Santed Sailor)
Text: Robert Stainton as Santed Sailor
(Shows footage of Bibarl holding the toy)
Text: Peter New as Bibarl
(Shows footage of Buneary Guy and Buneary Guy 2)
Text: Owen Wilson as Buneary Guy 2
(Shows footage of Buneary Girl riding a bicycle)
Text: Katherine Prettypower as Buneary Girl
(Shows footage of Patcher)
Text: Billy Crystal as Patcher
(Fades to black)
Text: Columbia Pictures presents
Text: In association with PBS
Text: A Game Freak/Cookie Jar Production
Text: A film by Toothy Costanby
(Shows the film's title)
(Fades to black)
(Shows the scrolling closing credits)
(Fades to the text after the credits finished scrolling)
Text: This film is dedicated to people who obviously know stealing (especially toys from the toy store) is wrong and will get you in prison
(Fades to black)
(Shows Columbia Pictures logo still)
(Shows GreenyWorld Studios logo)
(Shows PBS Kids logo)
(Shows PBS logo)
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