Staff Roll - Club Penguin

"Staff Roll - Club Penguin" is a high quality rip of "Staff Roll" from Club Penguin.
==Jokes==
There is no track in Club Penguin called "Staff Roll". 
The rip is a reenactment of a story told on a Twitter thread using stock art of anthropomorphic penguins. It is voiced, unlike the original thread. 
The music that plays in the background is "Charlie's Here", a song that played in Club Penguin's Pizza Parlor. 
At 0:05, the hair style of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic appears on the penguin for a frame. This was apparently a joke by Myaggic@Myaggic. Tweet. "i got one frame of joke onto siivagunner". At 0:08, the "sofisticated" penguin's image is colored sepia. At 0:17, the image of the penguin with the "dark secret" rotates and zooms in. At 0:25, the volume of "TAP HERE TO ADD TEXT" is boosted, and the image is put on an oscillating color filter, rotates, and zooms in.
== Transcript ==
Listen here folks.
Okay my man I'm listening.
Yeah me too.
Yeah me too also.
There once was a sofisticated [sic] dude.
He worked an honest job.
Took care of the house.
He studied hard.
Graduated from Harvard.
But he had a dark secret.
Hol up man I hate to stop you but
Here come dat TAP HERE TO ADD TEXT
== Trivia ==
*The composer of the rip is listed as "Chobobo" as a reference to Twonko and Myaggic's "Chobobo Theme (PSP Version) - Final Fantasy III (3D Remake)" rip.
== References ==
Category:Ivan
Category:Twonko
Category:Rips with visual elements
Category:Rips featuring My Little Pony
Category:Rips featuring Dat Boi
Category:Rips of fake tracks