"Burn it Down, Obvious Choice"

"Burn it Down, Obvious Choice" is the second episode of Incorpageddon. The heroes set fire to a lot of things on their way to get a lawyer from Meadshire.
== Plot Synopsis ==
Entering the Undershire, the group encounters a guard who is narrating the adventurers' actions for an attraction that features a papier-mâché dragon. Ashe wastes no time in knocking him out (and also beats him a little later). 
In order to not raise any suspicion, the four have to keep the attraction running. They pour water, acid and magic from the bottles they find in the room into a troth that serves as the dragon's breath. This results in the attraction's destruction and a rapidly-spreading fire. 
The group continues on in the Undershire, meeting up with Thog. He and Ashe seem to agree on that Meadshire must be destroyed, but Thog says they need to get a lawyer from there first. Ashe suggests burning down the attraction they are currently under - Kier and Markus enthusiastically begin mixing up an incendiary concoction in a nearby cauldron.
Gregor, Ashe and Thog, meanwhile, exit the Undershire. Ashe ambushes a nearby guard, twisting his neck and taking his helmet in an attempt to disguise herself as one of them. She greets another guard, who does not fall for the trick. Ashe resolves to stab him in the neck.
Markus and Kier pour the result of their alchemy into a troth. One of the sheep in the attraction spits out a high-velocity mud ball that kills a guard. Gregor takes the sheep and uses it as a sort of cannon against another guard. He and Ashe then knock out another. 
Ashe continues her spree of violence, slamming a guard's head into a tree and lunging at another one. As Markus and Kier pour another creation of theirs into a troth, she quickly retreats. However, in an attempt to dislodge their 'soufflé' of death, the two makeshift alchemists fly out from a dragon's mouth, finding themselves on the battlefield.
Gregor points his glaive at the remaining guard, telling him to surrender, which he does. The guard is then tabletopped by Kier and Markus. Reunited, all five of them run in the direction of Meadshire.
== Trivia ==
* Before seeing Ashe stab a guard in the neck, Kier says he has never seen a person die (excluding the massacre of Grius, of course).
* Ashe's ruthlessness in dealing with the guards in this episode prompt Kier and Markus to later give her the nickname "Aesling the Neckstabber," which becomes a running joke.
== Quotes ==
* Kier: "You can't just mix water, acid and magic. It's just not possible."
*Ashe: "I don't care. I'm going to burn down this entire installation. And there's nothing. That they can do. To stop me."
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* Thog: "We have to find a lawyer."
*Ashe: "What?"
*Thog: turning to Markus "An actual lawyer, Markus!"
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* Thog: "We're directly below the Woods of Enwonderment.."
*Ashe: "Oh gods, they rebuilt it anew."
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* Kier: "Markus, what's your cooking song? Mine is that I scream as loud as possible."
*Markus: "Mine's on the flute."
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* GM: You emerge from a tree.
*Gregor: Less of a tree and more of a door with the word 'tree' painted on it.
Category:Incorpageddon episodes