News: Hoppyboi Relative With A Taste For... Blood?

==BREAKING NEWS==
Recently, there have been sightings of a new relative to the Hoppyboiz... and they have a deadly thirst for blood.
The Hoppyboi relative, as described by witnesses, looked very similar to a normal Hoppyboi. It had fur white as snow, was a rabbit instead of the usual koala, and wore a lei and head flower. However, that was where the similarities ended. It had fur much thicker then a normal Hoppyboi, and had a distinctive ruff of fur around it's neck, similar to an arctic fox or wolf. It had a tan lei and red head flower instead of the usual teal lei and blue head flower, and it's eyes were a piercing red. It also had much larger paws, developed for decapitating killed prey, and sharp front teeth.
The Hoppyboi attacked in the sleepy little town of Carbeannog, a quiet village located in the small space in between Appondale and Balloosh. The boiz inhabited one of the many gold mines in Carbeannog, and soon began brutally mauling some of the miners as they went to work in the mines. For the first few hours, nobody knew about the horrible incident, until the corpse of one of the miners was found near the front of the cave, decapitated into multiple pieces. The local scientists soon took the corpse in for research, and of course, stealing the Hoppyboi's well earned prey made them even angrier. The Hoppyboi soon began prowling outside of the cave, and began attacking and killing any boiz who dared got too close to the cave. However, one boi managed to survive the attacks, a bit with several permanent scars and a missing ear, and came out with a camera. That camera contained the picture taken of one of the Hoppyboiz that you can see right now.
Nobody knows what exactly the Hoppyboi was, however some say it was a hybrid between an artificial Hoppyboi and a regular one, and others say it was a Hoppyboi that was somehow altered by cheese tigers. For the time being, however, the Hoppyboi has been given the species name "Killer Hoppyboi of Carbeannog."
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