The Rechid Prankster

==Characters==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieBaby BillyHaroldFredSadie RechidBaby RechidNancy Suzy FishFrankMartha SmithTomNazz-MimiFrankie-BillyNazz and Frankie's BabyMabelLennyJennifer-MillieJimmy-GusEvelynCharlieTina-FranSallyPilarClaytonScooterMonroe RechidTommy Rechid
==Transcript==
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy walking down the street) The Peterson's pass by Harold's house and see Harold working on an invention in his garage.
Nat: "Hey Harold! What are you working on?" Harold looks up and notices the Petersons.
Harold: "Oh hi Nat! I'm just finishing my latest invention! Would you like to check it out?" Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy walk over to the invention.
Nat: "So what is it Harold?"
Harold: "I call it the voice modifier! By talking through this microphone, this device gives users the ability to mimic the voice of any person in the neighborhood! Observe!" Harold picks up the device and exits his garage. Harold notices Frank getting mail out of his mailbox. Harold sets the device to "Nancy".
Harold: "Hey Frank, would you mind cleaning the gutters? They're getting pretty dirty."
Frank: "Sure thing, Nancy." Frank walks into his garage, takes out a ladder and begins to clean the gutters. Nancy walks outside.
Nancy: "Frank, why are you cleaning the gutters?"
Frank: "Um… Because you just told me to."
Nancy: "Frank, what are you talking about? I never told you to clean the gutters. You must be imagining things."
Nat: "Wow Harold! That sounded exactly like Nancy! Don't let that device fall into the wrong hands. Someone could really wreak havoc with that thing." Shubie laughs.
Shubie: "Yeah! Whatever you do don't let Fred use that thing! He'd never stop pranking people with it!"
Susie: "Mr. Rechid likes to prank people?"
Shubie: "Oh yeah, he was quite the prankster in high school whenever he wasn't recovering from a leg injury."
(Scene cuts to a high school flashback) Charlie walks into class and sits down on a whoopee cushion.
Charlie: "What the… Hey!" Fred laughs.
(Scene cuts to another high school flashback)
Scooter: "Hey Fred, do you know what time practice is today?"
Fred: "Stupid says what?"
Scooter: "What?"
Fred: "You fell for it!" Fred starts laughing. 
Scooter: "Not cool, dude."
(Scene cuts to a flashback of Nat and Shubie at a drive-in movie theater in high school) Shubie and Nat lean in to kiss each other. Fred jumps out from behind their boat and squeezes on a whoopee cushion. Shubie and Nat move away from each other. Fred laughs.
Shubie: "Fred! Get out of here!"
(Scene cuts back to the present) Fred walks down the street and notices Nat, Shubie, Susie, Baby Billy and Harold in front of Harold's garage.
Fred: "Hey what's going on at Harold's house?"
Nat: "Oh yeah. I forgot that Fred ruined our movie date back in high school with one of his pranks." Baby Billy starts making noises. Shubie looks at her watch.
Shubie: "Well, it's getting late and it looks like Billy's getting hungry. I'd better start making dinner. It was nice seeing you Harold! And whatever you do, don't let that invention fall into Fred's fins. Neptune knows how many pranks he'd pull if he was able to mimic anyone's voice!" The Peterson's walk away.
Fred: "Harold created a device that allows someone to mimic other people's voices?! That gives me an idea!"
(Scene cuts to later that night) Fred sneaks out of his house and walks over to Harold's garage.
Fred: "Barnacles! The garage door is locked. How am I going to get in?" Fred notices a garage window and opens it. Fred enters the garage. Fred accidentally knocks over a trashcan.
Harold(from inside the house): "What was that? Is someone in the garage?"
Fred: "Oh no! Harold's coming! I have to hide!" Fred hides behind a large machine. Harold opens up the door leading into the garage and turns on the light. Harold notices the open window.
Harold: "Oh no, did I forget to close the window again? You'd think a great scientist wouldn't make such silly mistakes. A gust of wind must've blown over the trashcan. I'll clean it up tomorrow morning." Harold leaves the garage. Fred walks over the voice modifier and grabs it.
(Scene cuts to Fred at his house the next morning)
Fred: "Time to test this baby out!" Fred sets the voice modifier to "Monroe" and walks over to the kitchen where Sadie is feeding her baby.
Fred: "Hey stepmom, can you get us some Kelpo?"
Sadie: "Sure, Monroe." Fred runs away. Sadie grabs a box of Kelpo and walks into the dining room where Monroe and Tommy are eating breakfast.
Sadie: "Here's that Kelpo you wanted, Monroe."
Monroe: "What are you talking about? We didn't ask for any Kelpo."
Sadie: "But didn't you just ask me to get you some? I could've sworn I heard you say that just now. Oh well, my mistake." Sadie walks back into the kitchen. Fred runs back towards the kitchen and sets the voice modifier to "Tommy".
Fred: "On second thought, we would like some Kelpo."
Sadie: "Okay." Fred runs away. Sadie walks back into the dining room.
Sadie: "Here's the Kelpo, Tommy."
Tommy: "What? Didn't Monroe just tell you that we don't want any?"
Sadie: "But didn't you just ask me to get you some?"
Tommy: "I didn't say anything."
Sadie: "Huh. I must be hearing things." Sadie walks back into the kitchen. Fred runs back to the kitchen and sets the voice modifier to "Monroe".
Fred: "Hey, you know what would go great with this cereal? Some Kelpo! Could you get us some, stepmom?" Sadie gets annoyed.
Sadie: "Sure thing." Fred runs away. Sadie walks back into the dining room.
Sadie: "Ok guys, here's the Kelpo."
Monroe: "What? We already told you that we don't want any."
Sadie: "Ok what is going on here?! Oh, I get it. You two are trying to pull a prank on me. You really are your father's children." Sadie sighs and walks away. Fred runs out the front door and bursts out laughing.
Fred: "That was great! This device really works! Now it's time to prank Bikini Bottom!"
(Scene cuts to Mabel and Lenny eating at a restaurant)
Mabel: "Oh Lenny, this is so romantic." Lenny and Mabel hold hands. Lenny's phone rings.
Lenny: "Sorry. It's my boss. I'll be back in a minute." Lenny gets up and walks away. Fred emerges from behind the plant next to their table and sets the voice modifier to "Lenny".
Fred: "Hey Lisa. I'd love to get dinner with you later this week. No, my wife doesn't suspect a thing. I'll just tell her I have to work late that night." Mabel gasps. Lenny walks back over to the table.
Lenny: "Sorry about that, Mabel. My boss was just asking me…" Mabel slaps Lenny.
Mabel: "Who's this Lisa person?!" Fred laughs and hides behind another plant next to where Frank, Nancy, Frankie-Billy and Nazz-Mimi are sitting. 
Nazz: "It was so nice catching up with you and Frank, Nancy! We'll have to do it again sometime." Nazz puts her baby in a baby carriage.
Nancy: "Of course! Awww, your baby is adorable! It looks so much like Frankie!"
Nazz: "Thanks Nancy!" Nancy and Frank walk away. Fred sets the voice modifier to "Nancy".
Fred: "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen." Nazz and Frankie gasp.
Nazz: "Well I never!" Fred laughs and notices Jimmy-Gus and Jennifer-Millie walk into the restaurant. Jimmy walks up to the front desk. Fred runs behind Jennifer and sets the voice modifier to "Jimmy". 
Fred: "Hello, I believe my very ugly wife reserved a table for two earlier." Jennifer gasps and walks over to Jimmy at the front desk.
Jennifer: "That is no way to talk about your wife!"
Jimmy: "Huh?" Fred laughs and runs out of the restaurant. Fred notices Tom and Martha walking down the street towards him. Fred smirks and hides behind a bush. Tom and Martha walk past Sally. Fred sets the voice modifier to "Tom". 
Fred: "Hey there Sally! You're looking hot today!" Martha slaps Tom.
Tom: "What?" Fred laughs hysterically.
Fred: "This is just too easy!"
French Narrator: "Several pranks later."
(Scene cuts to Shubie driving home) Shubie gets out of her boat and notices Martha watering her garden.
Shubie: "Hi Martha! Are you excited for our bowling match tonight?"
Martha: "Oh, hi Shubie. I don't think I’m going to the match tonight. Especially since Nancy thinks that I have a large butt!"
Shubie: "Nancy thinks that?"
Martha: "Yep she said that when we were getting coffee the other day."
Shubie: "Wow Martha, I'm sorry she said that. Normally she isn't that rude. I understand why you don't want to come tonight."
Martha: "Oh, here she comes. I'm going inside. I don't want to talk to her right now." Martha walks into her house. Shubie walks over to Nancy.
Nancy: "Hi Shubie! Are you ready for our match tonight?
Shubie: "Hi Nancy. Why did you say that to Martha the other day?"
Nancy: "Say what?"
Shubie: "She just told me that you told her that her butt was big. She also said she's probably not coming to our match tonight."
Nancy: "I never said that! But I'm fine with her not coming. You should've heard what she said to me. She said I looked old! Can you believe that?"
Shubie: "Wow that is so rude! That isn't like Martha at all."
Nancy: "I know right! All this time I had thought we were best friends."
Shubie: "Well if Martha's not going tonight. I guess we'll need someone to fill in for her. I'll go ask Nazz." Shubie walks over to Nazz's house and knocks on the front door. Nazz opens up the door.
Nazz: "Oh hi Shubie! How are you doing today?"
Shubie: "Hi Nazz! Would you like to go bowling with me, Nancy and Sadie tonight?"
Nazz: "Oh thanks for the offer Shubie, but I'm not speaking to Nancy right now after she called my baby ugly."
Shubie: "Nancy called your baby ugly?! That's awful!"
Nazz: "Yep, she said that to Frank the other day after we got lunch together. She didn't think I heard it but I did. I can't believe that she was once one of my closest friends." Nazz closes the door.
Shubie: "Maybe Tina's free to go bowling tonight."
(Scene cuts to Tina-Fran's house)
Tina: "I'm not going bowling with Sadie. She said that my clothes look tacky. Do these look tacky to you?!"
Shubie: "I guess I'll have to ask Jennifer."
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Jennifer standing in front of Jennifer's house)
Jennifer: "Normally I'd love to go bowling with you, Nancy and Sadie, but I don't think I can today."
Shubie: "Why not?"
Jennifer: "Oh I don’t know… Maybe because your husband call me fat the other day when I got a cupcake at Sadie's Cookies!" Shubie gasps.
Shubie: "Nat said that?! I am so sorry Jennifer! The Nat I know would never say something like that."
(Scene cuts to Sally's house)
Sally: "Well considering your daughter called my little girl an imbecile recently, I don't think I want to go bowling with you right now, Shubie."
Shubie: "Susie said what?! I am so sorry, Sally. I had no idea! She will definitely get a stern talking to when she gets home."
(Scene cuts to Evelyn's house)
Evelyn: "You have a lot of nerve asking me to go bowling with you considering you called me a narcissistic drama queen yesterday!"
Shubie: "What?! I never said that!" Harold runs up to Shubie and Evelyn.
Harold: "Shubie! Have you seen my voice modifier? I can't find it anywhere!"
Shubie: "Oh. Suddenly all of these stories are starting to make sense."
(Scene cuts to everyone sitting in Nat's garage)
Harold: "Thanks for making it everyone. The reason we held this meeting in Nat's garage today is because you have been cheated and lied to!"
Mabel: "I knew it!" Mabel slaps Lenny.
Nat: "No, not in that way Mabel. Someone stole Harold's voice modifier and has been using it to prank people by impersonating others. If you heard someone say something incredibly rude or nasty to you lately, it likely was not that person but whoever stole the voice modifier."
Mabel: "So there is no Lisa? I'm sorry Lenny." Mabel and Lenny hug.
Jennifer: "So you don't think I'm ugly!" Jennifer and Jimmy hug.
Martha: "So you didn't tell me to go on a diet because I look like a manatee!" Martha hugs Tom.
Tom: "Um… Sure?"
Harold: "It's great that you've all made up but now we need to figure out who took it. Does anyone have any idea?"
Mabel: "I blame Evelyn! Only someone as lonely and miserable as she is would try to sabotage someone else's marriage!"
Evelyn: "Who are you calling lonely and miserable? I think it's Charlie! He was always such a jerk in high school."
Charlie: "Me?! I think it's Pilar! Only someone with as much free time as him would be able to prank everyone so much!"
Pilar: "Me?! Well I think it's Nancy! I don't really have a good reason why but I think it's her!" Everyone begins to argue with each other.
Shubie: "Stop! Isn't it obvious? The person who stole the voice modifier was Fred!"
Tom: "Oh yeah, that makes sense. Let's get him!" Everyone runs out of Nat's garage and over to Fred's house. Fred opens the door.
Fred: "Hello?"
Harold: "We know you have my voice modifier and have been using it to prank everyone in town! Hand it over and you won't get hurt." Fred laughs.
Fred: "You really think I'd hand it over that easily? You'll never find it in my secret hiding spot no matter how hard you look! For 15 years I haven't been able to prank anyone and now I finally have the chance to prank again! With this machine, I'm unstoppable! I can prank anyone I want, anytime I want and no one can stop me! I'm the ultimate prankster!" Fred laughs maniacally. Sadie walks over to the front door.
Sadie: "Are you talking about this thing?" Sadie tosses the broken voice modifier onto the ground.
Fred: "What?! But how did you…"
Sadie: "You can only wake me up so many times during the night by impersonating our baby before I was going to do something about it. I found it under our bed this morning and destroyed it." Sadie walks back into the house.
Fred: "Oh. Well in that case, I'm sorry everyone. I guess it was wrong of me to prank you guys. I didn't really mean all that stuff I just said. I was messing around, you know?"
Harold: "It's okay, Fred. We forgive you. Just watch where you step."
Fred: "What? Why?" Fred steps on a banana peel and slips. Fred lands on a whoopee cushion. The whoopee cushion makes a farting sound.
Fred: "MY LEG!"
Harold: "Ha! You just fell for the oldest prank in the book! The good ole slips on a banana peel and lands on a whoopee cushion! Who's the prank master now? Doesn't feel so good when you're the one getting pranked does it?" Everyone laughs.
Shubie: "Nice one, Harold!"
Nat: "You really showed him!" Everyone continues to laugh.
Fred: "Someone call an ambulance!"
(Scene ends)
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