Whirlpool and the Americans

This has nothing to do with SAMB but it DESERVES to be a whole page. Ahem.
anyway I know most of you are American sooooo....
== How it all started ==
On the 18/07/07 a soccer team of 11 Americans guys came down to Australia to Whirlpool's high school on a tour and to play a match soccer with the Aussies. 
They were in the same grade as Whirlpool and got put in some of her classes. 
== Whirlpool's thoughts and opinions ==
=== First sightings Americans: ===
* Omg are they from America???
* Jee they are actually kinda cute...
* You know I would date one if I could...
=== When the Americans were put in her class ===
* omg they are in my classes
* ok this is cool
* i can "casually" stare cough cough
* the short brown one is just.....gorgeous omg
=== Watching the Game ===
* I want America to win
* BOOOO AUSTRALIA
* their accents are adorable 
* the red head is yum yum 
* my skinny brown one is yum yum
* they are all yum yum
=== The next Day ===
* omg the hot red head is looking at me, HE LOOKED AT ME
* WHERE CAN I GET THEIR NUMBERS???
* AMERICA IS A BLESSED COUNTRY 
* I NEED MY YUM YUMSSSSS 
* I NEED ALL OF THEM
* wait they are leaving in two days....NOOOOOOOOOOO
* why does Australia have to be stuck with the bad ones??? THIS IS UNFAIR
* THATS IT! IVE CALLED IT! I AM MOVING TO AMERICA
* My short brown one won't look at me. WHYYYYYYYY
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== The ways I need which Whirlpool has changed ==
Whirlpool came home saying these exact words:
"I have decided, Americans are hot and delicious and I want one. I need one. Tomorrow I am getting their numbers. Otherwise I will die. I will die."