Dr. Franklin Wemb

== Overview ==
Dr. Franklin Wemb is the founder of WembMD.
== Detailed Biography ==
Dr. Franklin Wemb, MD is the creator of WembMD. He wears a Rorschach mask due to his intense beauty and holds no actual medical degrees. He also claims that both DJs are dying from diseases. Matt gets diagnosed with stage 11 Cottage Cheese Brain, but there are 31 stages so he's not too advanced. Dillon is diagnosed with a mild case of Green Celeriac Hip, and the only cure is to take backroads for 2 years (which roughly translates to 100 Double Heads episodes).
Dr. Wemb encourages both DJs to stick to a strict diet of kielbasa, pierogis, and caramelized onions – and all items should be basted with dog fat, caramelized carrots, and a favorite Gatorade flavor. He also claims that when the DJs die they will never lose consciousness and forever experience the rotting of their corpses underground (which he refers to as "the great bar mitzvah in the sky." His wife, Jean Wemb, operates the website KeepingCleanWithJean.com, which provides detailed instructions on the amount of times to bury and unbury your food before consuming.
== Appearances ==
It's Got to Be Ska Part 10