Potatoman

Potatoman is a major Pike/Wondrous Universe protagonist, being responsible for many victories the Pike Empire and NUR achieved during their respective tenures. Potato's origin is from the Potato Planet, which Zog exterminated later during the series.
Potato was born like all potatos, a mere spud. During his growth Potatoman was taught Good Christian values by his father and mother and too respect everyone or else you'll be turned into a french fry. Good lessons, since many guys tried to turn him into a french fry. I'm talking like... EVERYONE
Anyways, Potatoman would grow up and join the Potato Defense Force, dedicated to defending their homeworld from outlying invaders. Orga would discover the planet by sheer coincidence and take Potato back to the Pike Empire, which had already formed by then. 
Potatoman was a helpful and useful asset during the last few civil wars and Morgoth Wars, directing resistance cells against Morgoth's terror and using Pike military assets to strike against enemies in the Outer Rim. Potatoman also developed a strong and undying hatred of the necromancer Zog the Eternal for his extreme racism against Potatoes, and tried to kill him whenever possible. 
Potatoman's capable and strategic commanding skills made him a valued officer in the Pike Armed Forces. However, Potatoman grew discontent with the constant civil unrest and wars, and wanted a government free of these problems. He and many others joined Bail Organa's new United Republic, and for a few months it seemed idyllic. 
However, the Dark Imperial invasion forced Potato back into exile. While this occurred, Zog also fired a planetary glassing beam on planet Potato via a Dark Empire Cruiser. However, many of the Potato people survived and relocated to other planets in the Galaxy. 
During this time Potatoman and William Lennox became good friends. 
Potato wanted vengeance on Zog and teamed back up with Pike and many other heroes to stop the Dark Empire from using the Pillars. In the Battle of Coruscant, Potatoman and dozens of other heroes united and ultimately were victorious in their efforts of stopping the Pillar Activation Sequence. 
Potato often had to escape Orga who stole his virginity a while back, though. Yeesh....
Category:Characters