Hyman J. Lipschitz

The owner of Phrenology Clinic and Hair Club for Boys, president of Phrenologists for Health, Enervating Elixirs, Longevity, Mental Energy Institute. He is also the creator of Doctor's Best Guess. 
His associated form is Lipschitz Excelsior Total Chemicals and Household Supplies to supply anyone with the necessary items of "The Household Pharmacopoeia".
==Bibliography==
*Subdural Hematomas Can Be Your Friends
*Cranial Protuberances And The Women Who Feel For Them!
*Cardiology: The New Quakery
*The Modern Day Book of Health and Hygiene
*The Modern Day Book of Sharp Blows to the Head
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