Three Terrible Tales

Three Terrible Tales is the twentieth episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch. It is the series finale.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with Patrick waking up to his alarm, waking up from his snoring)
Patrick: (swatting at the air) AHH! AHH! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU IN HERE FOR?
(He sees the pillow he was sleeping on)
Patrick: Oh hey there, pillow. I’m Patrick. What’s your name?
(Silence)
Patrick: Quiet, huh? Well while you’re here, I’ll tell you three terrific tales. I’ve wanted to tell someone my stories for so long, and now I finally have an audience!
(More silence)
Patrick: So once… upon… a… time- oh I can’t do this on my own!
(Patrick grabs his phone from his pants and goes onto openai.com)
Patrick: Let’s see here… “Write a story about Patrick Star losing his favorite earwax”. And bam!
 Patrick Star was feeling down. He had just realized that his favorite earwax was missing. He had been saving it for years, and he couldn’t believe it was gone. He frantically searched his house, but to no avail. He even asked his friends Spongebob and Squidward, but they had no idea where it could be. Patrick was devastated. He had always found comfort in his earwax. It was like a friend to him, and he had no idea how he was going to cope without it. He sighed in despair and slumped down on the floor. He thought back to all the times he had enjoyed playing with it and how it had made him feel so relaxed. He had even given it a name. He felt his eyes welling up with tears and he let out a sob. He was so lost without his earwax. Just then, he felt something on his shoulder. He looked up and saw Spongebob standing there with a big smile on his face. Spongebob explained that he had managed to track down Patrick’s earwax and had kept it safe for him. He had found it in an old sock at the back of Patrick’s closet. Patrick was so relieved and hugged his friend tightly. He couldn’t believe that Spongebob had gone to so much trouble for him. From that day forward, Patrick cherished his earwax even more. He kept it safe and never took it for granted again.
Patrick: Ah, what a wonderful story, eh, pillow?
(Silence)
Patrick: No applause? Hmmph. Maybe this next story will get something out of you. Hmm. “Write a story of Patrick defeating the giant monkey man from the ninth dimension”.
 Once upon a time, there lived a brave and courageous boy named Patrick. He was always looking for a challenge, so when he heard about an evil giant monkey man from the ninth dimension, he knew he had to take him on. Patrick gathered his courage and set off on his quest. He traveled through dark forests and over treacherous mountains until he reached the entrance to the ninth dimension. As soon as he stepped through the portal, he was confronted by the giant monkey man. The beast was huge and its eyes glowed with rage. Patrick was not intimidated, however. He had come prepared and had brought a magical sword with him. He raised his sword and with one swift stroke, he sliced the giant monkey man in two. The beast roared in pain and soon vanished into thin air. The people of the ninth dimension were so grateful to Patrick for saving them from the giant monkey man that they rewarded him with a huge chest of gold, jewels and other valuables. From then on, Patrick was known as the hero who defeated the giant monkey man from the ninth dimension. He lived happily ever after and was an inspiration to all who heard his story.
Patrick: Come on, pillow. That was a fantastic story, wasn’t it?
(More silence)
Patrick: Oh, what gives?! Are you not going to say anything?
(Patrick heavily stares at the pillow, to even more silence)
Patrick: Fine! This final story should get you saying something. “Tell a heartbreaking story about when Patrick’s boombox died”.
 Patrick had been carrying around his beloved boombox since he was a teenager. Everywhere he went, it went with him. It was his constant companion, always playing his favorite music. When he was feeling down, he could count on the soothing tones of his favorite songs to bring him comfort. But one day, Patrick's boombox stopped working. He tried to get it fixed but no matter how hard he tried, it wouldn't turn on again. He was devastated. He'd spent years with his boombox, and now it was gone. He tried to find a replacement, but could never find one that was just like his. He felt a deep sense of loss, knowing that he would never be able to share the same music with his beloved boombox again. He was heartbroken, but he eventually had to accept that his beloved companion was gone forever.
(Patrick sniffles and blows his nose with the pillow)
Patrick: That was really sad. Really, really sad! (sobs into the pillow)
(The pillow says nothing as Patrick stops sobbing and stands it up on the wall)
Patrick: Please! Say something, I’m begging you!
(The pillow suddenly drops to the floor. Patrick picks it up in joy)
Patrick: The pillow has spoken! I, Patrick Star, am the best storyteller of all time!
(Patrick instantly falls back to the floor, snoring on his pillow. Legend says that this scenario repeats forever and ever until the end of time.)
 THE END.
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