Chuck Norriseegee Virus

The Chuck Norriseegee Virus is a disease that is spread by Chuck Norriseegee. It can cause death and/or transformation into a Chuck Norriseegee clone.
==Information==
The Chuck Norriseegee Virus will fully effect a person within fifty-two seconds, and its effects are devastating.
:::: Three seconds: Your eyes will begin to look like Chuck Norriseegee's.
:::: Thirty-two seconds: Your whole face looks like Chuck Norriseegee's. A handful of body features (e.g. hands) may become Norriseegeefied, too.
:::: Fifty-two seconds: You become exactly like Chuck Norriseegee.
In some cases, a double-dose may cause even worse effects.
:::: One minute, six seconds: You begin to hallucinate and your powers and mind change to fit Chuck Norriseegee 
:::: Four minutes: You get a fever and arms weaken.
:::: Seven minutes, twenty-one seconds: Your nose begins to look like Le Happy Merchant's.
:::: Fifteen minutes: Your arms and legs are immovable. You feel the way the Ugly Barnacle looks.
:::: Twenty-nine minutes: Your face begins to melt and your body shrinks.
:::: Thirty-seven minutes: All remaining hair you have turns purple and flies away.
:::: Fifty minutes, five seconds: What remains of your head swells up and turns a turquoise color.
:::: Sixty-nine minutes, thirty-two seconds: Your nose flies away.
:::: Sixty-nine minutes, forty-seven seconds: Your nose explodes.
:::: Seventy minutes: All your internal organs explode and you die.
:::: Eighty minutes: Your corpse spontaneously combusts.
Category:Viruses