The Sentence Enhancer

The Sentence Enhancer is the first episode of the first season of The Whatever Show.
==Transcript==
(At the Krusty Krab, it is a normal day. But then, a naked customer comes in)
Random customer: WHO WANTS TO SEE MY PENIS?
(Everyone looks confused)
Squidward: What the hell’s a penis?
Customer 1: I dunno. Do you know honey?
Customer 1’s husband: Never heard of a penis before. I think it's a nice word, we should all say it.
(Everyone murmurs in agreement)
(Someone else enters the Krusty Krab as the naked customer storms out)
Mr. Krabs: Say hello to penis!
(Everyone cheers)
Incidental 70: Way to go, Mr. Krabs!
Fred: I like penis!
Someone else: What the fuck is a penis?
Everyone else: We don’t know.
Squidward: YOU!
SpongeBob: Me?
Squidward: No, penis!
SpongeBob: Is that supposed to be an insult?
Squidward: Uhh… yes. Yes it is, you penis.
SpongeBob: Well I’m extremely offended, penis licker.
Customer 2: Hey penises, look what’s on TV right now!
(Everyone turns their attention to the small TV on the wall, which is showing Perch Perkins reporting the news)
Perch: Perch Perkins here, and the newly discovered word “penis” is now all the rage. To celebrate this occasion, I will be legally changing my name to Penis Perkins.
(Everyone in the Krusty Krab cheers)
Perch: In other news, here’s the top ten insults to use in combination with penis!
(The TV loses signal)
Mr. Krabs: Aww… I wanted to learn new sailor talk! Oh well, back to work everybody!
Squidward: And I wanted to insult the customers more!
Mr. Krabs: Say what now, Squidward?
Squidward: Nothing, heh heh… HEY PENIS!
Everyone: What?
Squidward: Nothing. Heheh.
(Everyone looks away in frustration)
(Mr. Krabs walks his way to his office, when he trips on a loose floorboard)
Mr. Krabs: OW, ME PENIS!
SpongeBob: I wonder if penis is a body part.
Mr. Krabs: Nonsense, boy, it’s just a filler word we just decided to use.
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Your nose looks like a penis. (laughs)
Squidward: N-NO IT DOESN’T! WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PENIS LOOKS LIKE!
Customer 3: Is it even a thing? What if it’s just a word? You don’t see me holding a take, do you?
Customer 4: Say, when did this turn into finding the meaning of a word we just heard of?
Customer 5: Yeah, I mean can’t we just look it up?
(Everyone stares at Customer 5)
Customer 2: You know what, that’s a good idea. But first… PENIS PARTY!
(Everyone cheers as SpongeBob pulls out a boombox out of one of his holes and turns it on. Stadium Rave plays.)
SpongeBob: WOO! PARTY!
Squidward: Wait a second… this song sounds familiar…
(A swarm of jellyfish enters the Krusty Krab and starts stinging everybody)
Mr. Krabs: ME PENIS!
Fred: MY PENIS!
Squidward: Does my nose really look like a penis? (gets stung) Ow!
(After everyone gets stung, the jellyfish all leave in a swarm. Everyone freezes in silence for a moment.)
Mr. Krabs: Well… uh… the Krusty Krab is closing early. See you penises tomorrow morning.
SpongeBob: Hooray! I’m a penis now!
Squidward: (touching his nose) I need to know, what does a penis look like?
Mr. Krabs: I dunno, Mr. Squidward. Now, good penis- I mean good day, everyone.
(Mr. Krabs locks the doors to the Krusty Krab after everyone exits)
Mr. Krabs: Ah, I sure love penis.
(He whistles as he waddles back to his anchor house)
French Narrator: Zee next penis- I mean day…
(The next day, everyone is eating at the Krusty Krab normally.)
Squidward: Ah, what a lovely day for penis.
Customer 5: Penis penis.
Customer 2: Penis penis penis.
Customer 3: Let’s all go get some penis right now!
Customer 4: I second that.
(Suddenly, Sandy barges into the Krusty Krab)
Sandy: I sense degeneracy!
Customer 1: What the penis?
Sandy: Is that what this is all about? The penis?
Mr. Krabs: THE penis?
Sandy: Do you guys seriously not know what a goddamn penis is?
(Everyone shakes their heads)
Sandy: It’s the dangly thing all you boys have!
(All the guys look down)
SpongeBob: Ohhhh, so that’s what that thing is!
(Sandy facepalms and leaves)
Sandy: Gosh dern neanderthals… 
(Squidward looks down again)
Squidward: So my nose DOES look like a penis. I hate my life…
SpongeBob: I guess we learned something important today.
Mr. Krabs: The word penis?
SpongeBob: No! The fact that this episode’s about to end!
Squidward: What the fuck SpongeBob we aren’t in a TV show-
(end)
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