A Trip To Target Gone Wrong

Category:Incomplete
Category:KOTLC
Category:Fanfiction
Warning: There may be incorrect grammar and texting-like writing. If you don't like this type of story I recommend reading something else. (this is TheMooMaster) this story might contain blood/violence (why do u always forget to add the warning!? ok back to the fanfic)
== Chapter 1 ==
Keefe: *leaps to Havenfield and runs to Sophie's room* FOSTER!
Sophie: What do you want Keefe?
Keefe: so I was asking Fitz about places in the forbidden cities and he told me about a place called Target
Sophie: so?
Keefe: SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME AND THE OTHERS THERE!!!!
Sophie: No way Keefe!
Keefe: WHYYYYYY?
Sophie: for multiple reasons
Keefe: like what?
Sophie: 1. Elves are a lot prettier than humans so we'll stand out 2. you guys will probably cause chaos and wreck the place and most importantly 3. its ILLEGAL to go to the forbidden cities
Keefe: We'll just disguise ourselves and try to avoid people and we won't cause any trouble
Sophie: it's still illegal
Keefe: then we can ask Dex to do some cool technopath stuff
Sophie: *sighs* fineee
== Chapter 2 ==
Sophie, Keefe, Dex, Fitz, Biana, Tam and Linh teleport in front of the front doors of Target
Sophie: This is Target
Keefe: LETS GO IN AND BUY EVERYTHING!!!!!
Sophie: We don't have any money
Dex: *goes to ATM and robs it*
Sophie: DEX! You can't rob an ATM!
Dex: I just did
Sophie: *sighs* lets just go in
Keefe: YESSSSS!!!
Linh: *sees a Pet Smart across the road* TAM!!!
Tam: what?
Linh: *points across the road to Pet Smart* LETS GO THERE!!!
Tam: Linh you already have Princess Purryfins
Sophie: we also have to stay together
Tam: Yeah we have to stay together
Linh: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE!!!!
Sophie: *sighs* fineee we'll go there after we look around Target
== Chapter 3 ==
Sophie: stay together everyone
Fitz: okay
Keefe: *points at Starbucks* why is there a store in a store?
Sophie: that's Starbucks they sell coffee
Dex: what's coffee?
Sophie: it's a human drink
Keefe: *grabs all the money from Dex* Imma get us some coffee
Sophie: Keefe come back we have to stay together
Keefe: but I need to get coffee
Sophie: we can get coffee later
Keefe: but I want it now
Sophie: if you don't listen to me I will leave you here
Keefe: finee but I want coffee as soon as I can get it
Sophie: come on and give me the money
Keefe: *hands Sophie money*
Biana: OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS!!!! IS THAT MAKEUP!!!!
Fitz: No Biana we are NOT going to spend hours in the makeup isle
Biana: but Fitz this is human makeup!!!! I have to get some!!!!
Sophie: human makeup is the same makeup as back home
Biana: really?
Sophie: yup
Biana: well that's boring lets go look at human clothes
Fitz: we are not looking at makeup or clothes! we are going to look at things that are actually interesting
Keefe: yeah like prank supplies
Dex: if we're looking at prank supplies can we look at human technology?
Linh: Are there any pets here or cute fluffy things?
*everyone starts asking Sophie questions*
Councillor Alina: what do you kids think you're doing here!?
== Chapter 4 ==
Councillor Alina: what do you kids think you're doing here!?
Sophie: *stares at Councillor Alina's hair* why is your hair puke green?
Councillor Alina: *turns red with rage*
Keefe and Dex: *start laughing*
Biana and Linh: *giggling*
Fitz and Tam: *Trying to keep a straight face*
Other Councillors: *Laughing with Keefe and Dex*
Councillor Alina: *red and shaking with rage* YOU PRANKED ME SO DON'T YOU DARE FAKE INNOCENCE!!!!!
Sophie: what? we didn't do that
Councillor Alina: YES YOU DID DON'T LIE!!!!
*Neverseen come out of nowhere*
Lady Gisela: I'm afraid you're wrong Councillor Alina The Moonlark didn't dye your hair green we did
== Chapter 5 ==
Sophie: ok so why the mallowmelt did you turn Councillor Alina's hair green?
Lady Gisela: isn't it obvi-
Ruy: ummmm Lady Gisela can I take a bathroom break?
Lady Gisela: WHAT?! YOU WANT TO TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK NOW?!
Human 1: *whispers* I'm just going to call the FBI then 911 then the CIA and maybe MI6, and then probably the military
Human 2: *whispers back* ok i'll help you. You start with the military I'll start with the FBI
Sophie: umm not to distract anybody but the humans are going to call the military, CIA, FBI, 911 and maybe even MI6
Dex: what Are those? Are they bad?
Tam: *panicked* come on Linh its dangerous we gotta get out of here
Sophie: Tams right we should probably leave and then send a bunch of washers to wash the humans memories
Human 1: AHHHHHH!!! THEY'RE GOING TO WASH OUR MEMORIES!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
*Humans all panic*
*a flushing sound can be heard*
Human 3: AHHHHHHHH!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO FLUSH US DOWN TOILETS!!!!
Ruy: *walks out of bathroom* so what did I miss
Lady Gisela: *glaring* oh you only missed about EVERYTHING!!!
*sirens are heard and a tank and many other vehicles park in front of Target*
Lady Gisela: SCATTER
*The Neverseen disappear*
Sophie: we better get out of here too
*The military, FBI, CIA, MI6, police and firefighters walk through the doors*
== Chapter 6 ==
Police, FBI, CIA, MI6 and military: *point guns at elves*
Officer Joe: Stay where you are or we'll shoot you!
Dex: what are you guys holding? they kinda look like medlers. *walks closer to Officer Joe*
Officer Joe: I said stay where you are also what the donut is a medler?
Dex: what the mallowmelt is a donut?
Officer Joe: what the cappuccino is mallowmelt?
Dex: what the prattles is a cappuccino?
Officer Joe: what th-
General Bob: as much as I'd like to keep this conversation going we have a job to do
Officer Joe: whats the job?
General Bob: we have to arrest these people
Officer Joe: for what?
General Bob: I don't know ask the fellow citizens
Human 3: they were going to flush us down toilets and erase our memories!!
Human 1: actually they were only going to erase our memories
*Humans argue about if the elves were going to flush them down toilets or not*
Elves: *quietly sneak away*
*Neverseen appear out of nowhere and duct ape the council, Sophie, Dex, Keefe, Fitz, Biana, Tam and Linh together*
Lady Gisela: think we left didn't you?
Sophie: um, yeah? You guys disappeared so of course we thought you left
Lady Gisela: *glares*
Sophie: also where did you get the duct tape?
Ruy: whats that?
Sophie: duct tape is the thing your tying us with
Ruy: oh
Lady Gisela: *mutters something about Ruy's incompetence* tape their mouths shut
== Chapter 7 ==
*at a Neverseen hideout*
Lady Gisela: you can un-tape their mouths now
*Gethen and Ruy un-tape the Council, Sophie, Dex, Biana, Fitz, Keefe, Tam and Linh's mouths*
Keefe: *swearing and cursing Lady Gisela and the Neverseen loudly*
Lady Gisela: Keefe watch your language
Keefe: *continues swearing and cursing*
Councillor Alina: LET US GO NOW!!!!!!
Lady Gisela: Why should we?
Councillor Alina: BECAUSE WE ARE COUNCILLORS!!!!!!HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP US!!!!!
Lady Gisela: well we're the Neverseen so we do what we want. Ruy tape her mouth shut
Ruy: *tapes Councillor Alina's mouth shut*
Sophie: what do you want from us?
Lady Gisela: information
Sophie: what kind of information?
Lady Gisela: we want to know where the caches are
Councillor Emery: we will never tell you where they are
Lady Gisela: never say never
Keefe: thats my mom for you. Best mother ever
Lady Gisela: Keefe don't make me tape your mouth shut
Sophie: *realizes she can use her abilities and inflicts on Lady Gisela*
Lady Gisela: *collapses to the floor*
Gethen: *knocks Sophie out*
Ruy: *puts ability restrictor on Sophie*
Dex: where did you get that?
Ruy: we stole the design and had our technopath make it
Gethen: now give us the locations of the caches
Councillor Bronte: that is never happening
Gethen: we can do this the easy way or the hard way
Councillor Oralie: we'll never tell you
Ruy: *un-tapes Sophie from the others and tapes her again*
Keefe: don't touch her
Gethen: we do whatever we want
Ruy: if you don't tell us the locations of the caches we'll kill your precious little moonlark
== Chapter 8 ==
Councillor Alina: go ahead and kill her we don't care
Keefe and Fitz: *start cursing and swearing the Neverseen and Councillor Alina loudly*
Gethen: I thought we taped your mouth shut
Councillor Alina: you did, but I used my telekinesis to un-tape my mouth
Gethen: *knocks Councillor Alina out and tapes her mouth shut*
Fitz: LET SOPHIE GO NOW!
Gethen: how many time do I have to tell you? WE. DO. WHAT. WE. WANT!
Ruy: plus what are you gonna do if we hurt her?
Keefe: they've got a point
Fitz: KEEFE! I'M GOING TO CLOBBER YOU WHEN WE ESCAPE!
Keefe: but they're right! we can't do anything to help her!
Fitz: *glares at Keefe*
Keefe: how did you find us anyway?
Ruy: we knew where you were going
Biana: what? how?
Unnamed Neverseen Peep: I made you go there
== Chapter 9 ==
Biana: who are you?
Unnamed Neverseen Peep: I'm the Neverseen's mesmer. I am the powerful, glorious, most talented-
Keefe: alright we get it your powerful
Unnamed Neverseen Peep: don't you dare interrupt me!
Keefe: then tell us your name or code name or whatever
Unnamed Neverseen Peep: you can call me Controller
Sophie: *wakes up* whats happening?
Fitz: apparently the Neverseen have a mesmer they call controller
Sophie: what? that makes me think remote controller
Controller: are you mocking me?
Sophie: no I'm just saying your code name makes me think remote controller
Controller: what the mallowmelt is a remote controller
Sophie: its a human thing
Keefe: dude your code name isn't very creative
Controller: are you insulting me?
Keefe: i kinda am
Controller: don't you dare!!!!!
Keefe: yes i dare
Gethen: i think we're getting of topic
Ruy: ok so tell us the location of the caches
Councillor Emery: no!
Ruy: *presses knife against Sophie's throat*
Fitz and Keefe: DON'T TOUCH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gethen: *sighs* you don't get it do you? For the last time! WE. DO. WHAT. WE. WANT!
Fitz and Keefe: *struggling and trying to get free*
*Mr. Forkle appears out of nowhere*
Mr. Forkle: Let my Moonlark go!
== Chapter 10 ==
Mr. Forkle: Let my Moonlark go!
Gethen: WHAT THE [Redacted]!
Ruy: Holy Mallowmelt Forkle is alive!
Gethen: I can see that you idiot!
Ruy: I'm not an idiot
Ruy and Gethen: *start arguing*
Controller: *sighs* guess I'll have to handle this myself
Granite: *knocks Controller unconscious before he can mesmerize anyone*
Gethen: this is no time to argue we need to fight
Ruy: your the one who started it
Gethen: no you started it
Ruy and Gethen: *go back to arguing*
Granite: *knocks Gethen and Ruy unconscious*
Mr. Forkle: good job. now we need to get everyone free
---20 minute later---
The Neverseen are unconscious and in prison, and the council Sophie, Fitz, Keefe, Biana, Dex, Tam and Linh r free
*everyone leaps back to Havenfield*
Councillor Emery: thank you for saving us
Mr. Forkle: no prob-
Councillor Alina: WE NEED TO PUNISH THE LITTLE TROUBLEMAKERS!!!
Councillor Oralie: why? they didn't do anything
Councillor Alina: THEY TURNED MY HAIR GREEN!!!!!!!!! *points at her still puke green hair*
Councillor Terik: the Neverseen did that
Councillor Alina: WELL THEY STILL WENT TO THE FORBIDDEN CITIES!!!!!
Councillor Bronte: The Neverseen made them do that. You were unconscious when we found out
Councillor Emery: well we should get going
*council leaps away*
*everybody goes home*
== Chapter 11 ==
Ruy, Gethen, and Controller: *escape prison and don't rescue others for some reason*
*this will be made into a bonus scene by TheMooMaster at the bottom of this fanfic*
*at a Neverseen hideout*
Ruy: we escaped prison so now what do we do
Gethen: Lady Gisela isn't here so maybe we could do something fun
Ruy: like what?
Gethen: kidnap the council probably the beguiler blow up her castle and some other fun stuff
Ruy: sounds fun lets do it!
Gethen: alright let's go do that right now
Controller: *walks into the room* do what now
Gethen: kidnap the beguiler on the council and blow up her castle
Controller: that is an idiotic and stupid idea
Ruy: are you gonna help us?
Controller: of course I am!
Gethen: alright lets go get the explosives
== Chapter 12 ==
*Sophie, Fitz, Keefe, Biana, Dex, Tam and Linh teleport to Eternalia*
Sophie: how did we teleport here?
Dex: I dunno
Biana: *turns around looking for something*
Linh: what are you looking for?
Biana: I thought I saw someone from the Neverseen
Fitz: I'm sure there's no reason to worry
Sophie: you sound like Alden
Keefe: yeah you do
*Neverseen kidnap Councillor Alina and put explosives around her castle without anyone noticing*
Controller: Ladies and gentlemen
*everyone turns towards the Neverseen*
Biana: I WAS RIGHT!
Gethen: Welcome to the greatest show you will ever see
Dex: *looks at Councillor Alina's Castle* um guys
Sophie: not now. Dex we need to focus on the Neverseen
Dex: guys
Keefe: shh Dex Foster’s right
Dex: but guys
*Councillor Alina's Castle explodes*
Neverseen: *start laughing like crazy peopel*
Dex: I was trying to say they put explosives around Councillor Alina's Castle
Sophie: oh
== Chapter 13 ==
Sophie: *runs over to try to help Councillor Alina* *trips and hits her head* *saying dreamily* I'm sorry I can't cook dinner for you I'm going to Mars next century
Dex: *runs to help Sophie*
Controller: *trips him*
Dex: *hits his head and lands next to Sophie* *mumbles dreamily* Don't worry I taste better with salt
Gethen: *duct tapes them together* lets go
*Neverseen disappear*
== Chapter 14 ==
*at a Neverseen hideout*
Sophie: *mumbles in her sleep* no don't poop me I need to eat Fintan
Dex: *mumbles in his sleep* Biana will you marry me?
Sophie: *wakes up* where are we?
Controller: we kidnapped u
Dex: *wakes up* *still thinks he's in his dream* I do!
Sophie: Dex what r u talking about?
Dex: *blushes* umm nothing
Gethen: u dream about marryin-
Dex: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!
Ruy: ok no need 2 shout
Sophie: we're getting off topic
Gethen: not my fault
Ruy: it was ur fault
Gethen and Ruy: *start arguing
Controller: *sighs* u have no idea what I have 2 go through everyday
Gethen: did u just insult me?!
Ruy: and me?!
The Neverseen: *start arguing*
Sophie and Dex: *use telekinesis 2 untape themselves*
Neverseen: *don't notice and keep arguing*
Sophie and Dex: *teleport away*
== Chapter 15 ==
*Sophie and Dex Appear at Havenfield next to where Everyone is making a rescue plan*
Keefe: *runs 2 Sophie and hugs her*
Biana: *runs 2 Dex and hugs him*
Sophie and Dex: *turn red*
*back at the Neverseen hideout*
The Neverseen: *stop arguing and realize Sophie and Dex are gone*
Gethen: THIS IS ALL UR FAULT!
Ruy: MY FAULT?!
Controller: YEAH GETHEN IS RIGHT THIS IS UR FAULT!
Ruy: WHY IS IT MY FAULT
*back at Havenfield*
Grady: *glares at Keefe* *Mutters something about 'That boy'"
Keefe and Biana: *stop hugging Sophie and Dex*
Fitz: *glares at Dex*
Grady: Sophie can you take me to the Neverseen's hideout?
Sophie: yeah why?
Grady: you'll see
Sophie and Grady: *appear at the Neverseen hideout*
Neverseen: *don't notice and keep arguing*
Gardy: *punches Controller in the nose*
== Chapter 16 ==
Grady and Sophie: *teleport back*
Controller: ow
Ruy: that's what you deserve for blaming me
Controller: no I don't! I have the right to blame you because I have better hair!
Ruy: No you don't I do!
Gethen: guys lets not argue, because we all know I have the best hair
Ruy: No you don't
Controller: I have the best hair
Gethen: prove it!
Controller: I have the best hair and Vespera said so because she likes me best!
Ruy: no she likes ME best
Gethen: no me
Ruy: me
Gethen: me
Controller: I HAVE THE BEST HAIR AND VESPERA LIKES ME BEST BECAUSE SHES GOING TO MARRY ME!
Vespera and Lady Gisela: *walk in right as Controller yells Vespera is going to marry him*
Controller: *turns red* umm I didn't know you got out of jail
Lady Gisela: We were just busted out by Trix and a few others. Why have you been yelling that Vespera will be marrying you?
Controller: *turns even redder*
Ruy: *laughs*
Controller: *glares and tackles Ruy*
Gethen: *starts wrestling on the floor with Controller and Ruy*
Controller: *pulls down Ruy's pants*
Ruy: *turns bright red and isn't able to pull his pants up*
Gethen: *laughing* YOU HAVE RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS ON YOUR BOXERS?
Lady Gisela: RUY PULL YOUR PANTS UP!
Ruy: *stumbles up and pulls his pants up*
Vespera: I'm going to go *leaves room*
Lady Gisela: BECAUSE OF THIS INCIDENT FOR YOU TO LEARN YOUR LESSON YOU WILL ALL SHARE 1 BED!
== Chapter 17 ==
Grady and Sophie: *appear back at Calla's Pancakes tree*
Keefe: so what happened?
Sophie: Grady punched Controller in the nose
Keefe: awesome!
Dex: what happened next?
Sophie: we teleported back here after he punched Controller
*back at the Neverseen hideout*
Ruy: I can't believe she grounded us
Controller: this is all your fault
Ruy: IT ISN'T!
Lady Gisela: *from another room* SHUT UP OR YOU WON'T GET A BED AT ALL!
Gethen: Ruy this is your fault
Ruy: No!
Gethen: Yes!
Neverseen: *start arguing*
Gethen: *is so mad somehow transmits the memory of The Incident to Sophie*
*back at Havenfield*
Sophie: *sees the memory and starts laughing*
Fitz: *worried* Sophie are you ok?
Sophie: *transmits memory to Fitz and the others*
Everyone: *laughing*
*back at the Neverseen hideout*
Gethen: oh no
Controller: what?
Gethen: I transmitted the memory to the Moonlark
Ruy: *worried* what memory
Gethen: The memory of The Incident
Ruy: *turns red* HOW COULD YOU?
Lady Gisela: *from another room* SHUT UP!
Ruy and Gethen: *wrestling on the floor trying to kill each other*
Controller: *watching them* this is great entertainment
Gethen: *pulls Controller into the fight*
Neverseen: *wrestling all trying to kill each other*
== Chapter 18 ==
*at Havenfield*
Dex: I can't believe that happened
Sophie: yeah who knew that Ruy, Gethen and Controller were so immature
Keefe: that was so funny
Biana: especially the part when Contoller shouted Vespera was going to marry him right as Vespera walked into the room
Dex: don't forget when Controller pulled down Ruy's pants
Linh: *giggles* that was my favorite part
Keefe: I wonder how they feel about us knowing about the incident
*back at the Neverseen hideout*
Ruy: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Gethen: NO IT IS NOT!
Controller: IT IS!
Lady Gisela: What is all this noise?!
Ruy and Controller: *point at Gethen* He did it!
Lady Gisela: did what?
Controller: He transmitted the memory of The Incident to the Moonlark!
Ruy: and now they all probably know what my underwear look like!
Controller: *snickers*
Ruy: Its not funny! *tackles Contoller*
Ruy and Controller: *wrestling on the floor trying to kill each other*
Lady Gisela: *sighs* this is your problem so solve it yourselves. Also I hope you like sleeping on the floor because you all just lost your bed *walks out of the room*
Gethen: *joins the fight*
Neverseen: *all trying to kill each other again*
== Chapter 19 ==
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Ruy: i'm bored
Gethen: okay then lets do something fun
Controller: explode another castle?
Gethen: no we don't do the same things twice
Ruy: lets kidnap someone
Gethen: Great idea!
Controller: but we've done that already
Gethen: we'll do it again
Controller: but you said-
Gethen: shut up or i'll take away all your pants including the pair your wearing
Controller: *shuts up*
Ruy: lets go kidnap some innocent citizens!
*at Havenfield*
Fitz: what do you guys want to do?
Sophie: I don't know
Biana: we could play truth or dare?
Keefe: nah
Dex: we could have a prank war?
Keefe: that could possibly ruin my hair? I don't think so
Fitz: we could play base quest
Sophie: sure
Keefe: okay
*Ruy sneaks in knocks Dex unconscious and kidnaps him*
Biana: ok lets decide the teams
Fitz and Keefe: I want Sophie
Biana: ok how about Keefe, Linh and Fitz and Tam, Sophie and Me
Sophie: wait what about Dex?
Everyone: *turns and looks at where Dex was*
Sophie: *panicked* where is Dex
Fitz: he was standing there a moment ago
Biana: *extra panicked* where could he be?
Sophie: I know I can track his thoughts!
Keefe: alright Foster find Dizznee
Sophie: *searches for Dex's thoghts*
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Ruy: we kidnapped him now what do we do?
Gethen: idk wait for the others to come?
Dex: *mumbles dreamily* Biana will you marry me?
*back at Havenfield*
Sophie: *sees his dream about marrying Biana* um I found him
Fitz: really where is he?
Sophie: he's at a Neverseen hideout
Biana: He was kidnapped?
Keefe: we have to save him
Biana: what is he thinking about maybe that'll help
Sophie: I doubt that
Keefe: why what is Dizznee thinking about?
Sophie: let me show you *transmits Dex's dream to everyone*
== Chapter 20 ==
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Dex: *mumbles dreamily* I do!
Ruy: what the mallowmelt is he talking about?
Gethen: idk let me check *sees Dex's dream* *starts laughing*
Ruy: what? what are you laughing about?
Gethen: *still laughing* *transmits Dex's dream to Ruy*
Ruy: *starts laughing*
Gethen: *somehow accidentally transmits the dream to the entire council*
*at wherever the council is*
Councillor Emery: what the mallowmelt is this?
Councillor Oralie: who would transmit something so private to us?
Council: *very confused*
*back at the Neverseen hideout*
Gethen: *still laughing*
Ruy: that's so funny
Gethen: oops
Ruy: what?
Gethen: I accidentally transmitted the dream to the council
Ruy and Gethen: *start laughing again*
*at Havenfield*
Keefe: so that's what Dizznee dreams of
Biana: *turns red* *mumbles 'I didn't know he liked me'*
Fitz: *glares*
Sophie: guys we should be trying to find Dex
Keefe: oh, right
== Chapter 21 ==
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Lady Gisela: *walks into the room* *sees Dex* What is happening here?
Gethen: Nothing
Ruy: yeah we totally didn't kidnap anyone
Lady Gisela: well I was planning on letting you get your bed back but now you won't get a bed for the rest of the year
Ruy: but sleeping on the floor is going to be so uncomfortable
Lady Gisela: well you should've thought of that before you kidnapped someone
Gethen: *accidentally transmits the conversation to Sophie* oops
Lady Gisela: what?
Gethen: *mumbles* I accidentally transmitted this conversation to the Moonlark
Lady Gisela: What! has this happened before?
Gethen: *mumbles* yes
Lady Gisela: when?
Gethen: um the memory of The Incident and a dream I saw a few minutes ago
Lady Gisela: you definitely need a mentor
Gethen: No I don't!
Lady Gisela: you do, so you're getting a mentor! *walks out of the room*
Ruy: *snickers*
Gethen: *tackles Ruy*
Ruy and Gethen: *trying to kill each other*
== Chapter 22 ==
*at Havenfield*
Sophie: so how are we going to rescue Dex?
Fitz: I don't know
Keefe: we could kidnap someone from the Neverseen and do a hostage trade
Biana: maybe something different
Keefe: like what? the hostage trade plan is the best one we've got
Biana: Keefe we are not kidnapping anyone
Sophie: how else can we rescue Dex
Keefe: we could kidnap-
Sophie: Keefe drop the kidnapping thing
Keefe: fine
Lady Gisela: *appears out of nowhere, grabs Sophie and leaps away*
Keefe: What the [Redacted] just happened?
Biana: Keefe, language
Keefe: Biana, THE NEVERSEEN KIDNAPPED SOPHIE!
Fitz: we have to save her!
Biana: and Dex
Keefe: I have a great idea! we could kidnap-
Everyone: No Kidnapping!
== Chapter 23 ==
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Sophie: LET ME GO!
Lady Gisela: I can't. I need you to do something for me
Sophie: What?
Lady Gisela: train Gethen
Sophie: What?! *starts laughing*
Lady Gisela: I don't understand whats so funny
Sophie: YOU want ME to train GETHEN? *keeps laughing*
Lady Gisela: Yes, so?
Sophie: Gethen! *laughs* You want me to train him! *laughs*
Lady Gisela: I am very serious
Sophie: *stops laughing* *stares at Lady Gisela* Wait, you're really serious?
Lady Gisela: I am
Sophie: *glares* I WILL NEVER TRAIN ANYONE FOR YOU
Lady Gisela: *smiles evilly* oh I think you'll change your mind *brings Dex into the room*
Sophie: *gasps*
== Chapter 24 ==
Lady Gisela: if you won't be Gethen's mentor then I will hurt your little friend over here
Sophie: don't you dare touch him
Lady Gisela: if I touch him what'll you do?
Sophie: *realizes she can inflict* *inflicts on Lady Gisela*
Lady Gisela: *collapses*
Sophie: *walks over to Dex* don't worry I'll get you out of here
Dex: *mumbles dreamily* you sound like Alden
Sophie: *about to say something*
Ruy: *walks in* what the-
Gethen: *walks in* what are you doing? *notices Sophie* What the [Redacted]
Sophie: *grabs a heavy book off a bookshelf and throws it at Ruy*
Book: *knocks Ruy unconscious*
Gethen: *mutters some not so nice things about Ruy*
Sophie: *throws another books at Gethen*
Gethen: *catches book*
Sophie: *throws another book*
Gethen: *catches the book*
Sophie: *throws another book*
Gethen: *catches the book* will you stop throwing books!?
Controller: *walks in* hi Geth-
Sophie: *throws book at Controller*
Book: *knocks Controller unconscious*
Gethen: STOP THROWING BOOKS!
Sophie: what're you gonna do? throw a book at me?
Gethen: *throws book at Sophie*
Sophie: *catches book* *inflicts on Gethen*
Gethen: *collapses*
Sophie: have a nice nap
Dex: *mumbles dreamily* I love you Biana
Sophie: *unties Dex* Dex, Wake Up!
Dex: *stays asleep*
Sophie: *pokes Dex really hard*
Dex: *stays asleep*
Sophie: WAKE UP!
Dex: *wakes up* Whats happening?
Sophie: you were kidnapped then I came to save you
Dex: how did you find me?
Sophie: not important right now we need to get back to Havenfield
Dex: okay
Sophie and Dex: *walk around the Neverseen hideout trying to find an exit*
*Back at Havenfield*
Fitz: okay so how are we going to save Sophie
Biana: And Dex
Keefe: hmmm we could-
Tam: if you say kidnap someone then I WILL dye your hair green
Keefe: *shuts up*
*back at the Neverseen hideout*
Sophie: how are we going to find the exit
Dex: I dunno
Lady Gisela: you won't find an exit
== Chapter 25 ==
Sophie: How are you awake?
Lady Gisela: Its been about an hour
Dex: That makes sense
Lady Gisela: Lets not get sidetracked
Sophie: okay 
Lady Gisela: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
Sophie: I think we'll do it the hard way *inflicts on Lady Gisela*
Lady Gisela: *Collapses, again*
Dex: lets go before someone else finds us
Sophie: yeah
*Ruy and Gethen come*
Ruy: *points at Sophie and Dex* I found them
Gethen: No I did
Ruy: I did
Gethen: I did
Ruy and Gethen: *start arguing*
Controller: *enters hallway* *sees Sophie and Dex* Why aren't you two getting them
Ruy and Gethen: *stop arguing* *remember Sophie and Dex exist* 
Ruy: ...we were doing something very important
Gethen: yeah
Controller: sure you were
Sophie and Dex: *try to sneak away*
Controller: *mesmers them to stop* your not going anywhere
Ruy: *knocks Sophie and Dex unconscious*
Gethen: Hey I wanted to do that
Ruy: well I did it first
Controller: *sighs* *mutters* idiots
Ruy: what did you just say?
Controller: I said lets go
Ruy: oh okay
Gethen: *uses telekinesis to lift Sophie and Dex*
Ruy: *mutters* show off
Controller: lets go chain these two up
== Chapter 26 ==
*at Havenfield*
Biana: maybe we should ask Mr. Forkle to help us
Keefe: yeah Forkman could totally help us
Sandor: *appears out of nowhere* Have any of you seen Miss Foster?
Elves: um, No
Sandor: *gives elves a suspicious look* *goes to continue searching for Sophie*
Keefe: lets go hail Forkle before Gigantor has a heart attack
Biana: I don't think Sandor will have a heart attack
Fitz: can we just focus on getting Sophie and Dex back?
Linh: I'll hail Mr. Forkle
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Sophie and Dex: *wake up*
Sophie: Let's Go!
Gethen: how about no
Dex: what do you want from us?
Ruy: we want to-
Gethen: *cuts Ruy off* we're not sharing our plans with you
Ruy: why not?
Gethen: don't question me
Controller: but your're not our boss
Gethen: well I should be
Ruy: no you shouldn't! we're way smarter and more competent than you! 
Gethen: Ruy I'm pretty sure a rock is more competent than you.
Controller: yeah, that is kinda true. I'm surprised you even know what competent means.
Sophie and Dex: *laughing*
Ruy: *turns red from embarrassment and rage* *tackles Gethen*
Ruy and Gethen: *start wrestling and shouting insults at each other*
Controller: *joins the fight*
Sophie: *sarcastically* wow you guys are soooo mature
*at Havenfield*
Keefe: Now what do we do?
Fitz: we wait for Mr. Forkle
*Mr. Forkle appears*
Keefe: Hi Forkman
Mr. Forkle: I'd prefer you not call me that Mr. Sencen
Biana: can we get to the part where we make a plan to rescue our friends?
Mr. Forkle: of course Miss Vacker. what is your plan so far?
Everyone: ...
Tam: we don't have one
Mr. Forkle: have you tried transmitting to Sophie, Mr. Vacker?
Fitz: *blushes* oh I didn't think of that
Mr. Forkle: *mutters* you kids, never thinking of the obvious
Fitz: I'll try to transmit to her right now *transmits* Sophie? Can you here me? Sophie?
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Sophie: *transmits* I can here you Fitz 
*at Havenfield*
Fitz: *transmits* Sophie! are you and Dex okay? *out loud* I hear her
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Sophie: *transmits* we're fine. can you rescue us? do you have a plan?
*at Havenfield*
Fitz: *transmitts* umm no, but we're making a plan
*at the Neverseen hideout*
Sophie: *transmits* okay go back to planning then
*at Havenfield*
Fitz: Sophie says she and Dex are fine
Keefe: thats good
Tam: now all we need to do is make a rescue plan and then rescue them
Linh: so whats the plan?
Keefe: we could kidnap my mom and Vespera and do a hostage trade
Biana: how many times do we have to go over this? NO KIDNAPPING!
Fitz: also how are we supposed to kidnap them?
Mr. Forkle: Mr. Vacker and Miss Vacker are right. We need to make a plan that doesn't involve kidnapping
*at the Neverseen hideout*
The Neverseen: *stop fighting*
Gethen: there are very important things we need to do
Ruy: *mutters* beating you up is an important thing to do
Gethen: what did you say!?
Ruy: nothing
Gethen: good. Now we need to do something important
Controller: like what?
Gethen: I don't know
Ruy: how about planning Controller and Vespera's wedding? that has to be important
Gethen, Sophie, and Dex: *laughing*
Controller: *turns bright red* WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE ENEMY!?
Ruy: BECAUSE GETHEN SAID WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT! AND YOU AND VESPERA'S WEDDING IS IMPORTANT!
Controller: WE'RE NOT REALLY GETTING MARRIED!
Ruy: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED!?
Controlller: *tackles Ruy*
Ruy and Controller: *wrestling on the ground trying 2 kill each other*
Gethen, Sophie, and Dex: *laughing like crazy people*
Gethen: *accidentally transmits the argument to the others at Havenfield*
Gethen: *stops laughing* oops
Ruy and Controller: *stop trying to kill each other* WHAT!?
Sophie and Dex: *stop laughing*
Sophie: what happened?
Gethen: *whispers* I did it again 
Sophie: Did what? 
Gethen: *still whispering* I transmitted the argument to the Moonlarks friends 
Controller: *turns red* YOU DID WHAT!? 
Ruy: *Starts laughing like a crazy person* 
Gethen: It wasn't my fault! I can't control it! 
Controller: I DON'T CARE! I'M STILL GOING TO KILL YOU! *Tackles Gethen* 
Gethen and Controller: *On the ground wrestling 2 the death* 
Ruy, Sophie, and Dex: *Laughing like crazy people* 
Ruy: *laughing so hard he not only pees his pants but poops it to* 
Sophie: Ew! What's that smell? Wait, is that poop? OH MY GOODNESS! EW! WHO POOPED THEIR PANTS! 
Controller: *Starts laughing even harder* *Passes out because he's laughing to hard* 
Dex: *Between laughs* I think Ruy pooped his pants 
Sophie and Dex: *Start laughing so hard they somehow outward channel explode the chains* 
Sophie: what happened? 
Dex: Who cares? Lets go! 
Sophie: Wait! Do they still have Councillor Alina? 
Dex: I don't know. Let's go look for her 
Sophie and Dex: *leave room without the Neverseen noticing* 
*15 minutes later Sophie and Dex enter the room Councillor Jerk Face (a.k.a Alina) is in* 
Sophie: lets wake her up *smiles evilly* I've wanted to do this for a long time *slaps Councillor Alina until she wakes up* 
== Bonus Scene: How Gethen, Ruy, and Controller Escaped Prison ==
=== Bonus Scene Written by: TheMooMaster ===
Gethen: why did you get us arrested Ruy?
Ruy: I didn't do that!
Controller: yes you did
Ruy: no, you did!
Controller: I did not! Gethen did!
Gethen: hey!
Gethen, Controller, and Ruy: *wrestling on the ground trying to kill each other, shouting insults and blaming each other for getting everybody captured* 
Prison Guard: *comes to give them food* no fighting or you dont get dinner! 
Gethen and Controller: *dont hear* 
Ruy: *hears* guys! we need to stop fighting or we wont get dinner! 
Gethen: You're making that up! 
Ruy: Are you saying I'm a liar! 
Prison guard: *yells* stop fighting or you don't get dinner! 
Gethen, Ruy, and Controller: *immediately stop fighting* 
Prison Guard: *Gives them dinner* *mumbles something about incompetent prisoners* 
Controller: what did you say!? 
Prison Guard: nothing 
Ruy: He said we're incompetent! 
Gethen: you are incompetent 
Controller: *snort laughs* we can't let the guard get away with calling us incompetent! 
Ruy, Gethen and Controller: *tackle the prison guard* 
Ruy, Gethen, Controller, and Prison Guard: *trying to kill each other*