Spinny Boi got bit by a Sharky Boi

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 New Spin Times #1
 Spinny Boi gets bitten by a Sharky Boi
A Spinny Boi was bitten by a Sharky Boi when he was fishing at night. The Spinny Boi said the arm bled so much he had to go to the hospital because he could pass out because of blood loss. His friend took a picture of the arm before it bled a lot, it's on the left.
The Spinny Boi says the Sharky Boi had somewhat thick teeth, but they were sharp enough to pierce the boi's skin. He fainted before he could finish the story and his friend called 911. That's all the info we got about the Spinny Boi.
The Spinny Boi got out of the hospital fine, but he was in huge pain for the first hour he got out of the hospital.
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 New Spin Times Staff
Gumball8150 (nickname: Spinno): Writer
Cottage and Legsoi (they're fictional spinny boiz, not real users): Journalists
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