Top Bolt

Special guest: Emily Blunt 
musical guest - Alessia Cara 
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a (theme gets interrupted, again)
Tommy: We're sorry to hear about theme song, ladies and gentlemen.
Ginger: But this is KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide!
Eliza: Now let’s take you inside and turn the pages
Otto: So, without any further ado, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Grounder (when he saw a D+ on his paper): Oh, I hate school. I wish I never have to go to school again.
Henry: Come on, Grounder. it's not that bad.
Grounder: Yes, it is! We're trapped in here day after day, doing boring stuff, and standing in line for cold crappy food that they don't even give me time to eat! Oh, I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I just wish there was some way to get out of school and get to stay home and be free!
Fireman: I'm a fireman!!! Woohoo!!! I'm a fireman!!! (sees Principal angry) Oops!
Principal: (angry) that is a flagrant violation of school safety rules (takes away the fire extinguisher from him) not to mention federal law, your suspended.
Fireman: What?
Principal: You heard me, (puts away the fire extinguisher back into its case)you are hereby order to stay out of the school for one entire week!
Grounder (incognito as an Italian pizza delivery man, to Principal) Someone ordered a pizza for the teacher's lounge?
Principal: What are you doing, Kid?
Grounder: (in a fake Italian accent) Whad'ya talkin about? I'm not...a kid...Im a little old Italian man delivering a pizza. See, I... I... even have a mustache. (he rips grounder's off mustache) OWW!!!
Principal: That's another week of suspension for you, young man.
Grounder: Awww!!!
Principal: Repeat slowly after me.
Grounder: Slowly after me...
Principal: No! Not yet. Ok, I won't enter the school ground for the next three weeks.
Grounder: I won't enter the school ground for the next three weeks.
Principal: Good, I'll see you in three weeks.
Grounder: Good, I'll see you in three weeks.
Principal: grounder
Grounder: Grounder
Principal : Do'h.
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #827: Nut and Bolt.
End.
Principal (after seeing Grounder planning to go to school once again) Well, well, well, so you just keep pushing your luck mister. I'm afriad it's another week of suspension for you.
Grounder: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Robert: Principal, look at him. (Grounder is sad) Don't you think he learned his lesson?
Principal: Rules are rules, young kids.
Betty anne bongo: But come on, hasn't he suffered enough?!
Principal: Son, the school constitution has very strict previsions. Now don't test my patience.
Henry: But you're not being reasonable. Your acting like a tyrant.
Principal: (angry) THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BACKTALK! YOUR SUSPENDED FOR TWO DAYS!
Nathan: What?! You gotta be kidding!
Principal: You want to make it a week? (Henry with a sad look)
Let's see what's happening at the celebration ceremony being held in the community Center
Sammy: As the show's spokesperson, I would like to say thank you to our fans who watched the show solved 3,500 problems. Why? Because it’s only a matter of time before you reach 4,000! So, back to you Klasky Csupo Sleuths
Tommy: Thanks Sammy, have we got our final cartoon for you!
Ginger: And it’s all about four kids other than us!
Eliza: Ones a musician girl who’s a cohost!
Otto: Let's hear it for the Offbeats!
Tommy: And we have come down to the end of our Halloween special! Betty Anne Bongo feeling upset about musician David Bowie who died of liver cancer, Jodie holding a school bake sale, and of course, the jokes on Hector
Ginger: The moment you’ve been waiting for, tonight’s musical guest happens to be Alessia Cara
Eliza and Otto: This is Scars to Your Beautiful!
(crowd cheering)
Alessia Cara: She just wants to be, beautiful
She goes, unnoticed she knows, no limits
She craves, attention she praises, an image
She prays to be, sculpted by the sculptor
Oh, she don't see, the light that's shining
Deeper than the eyes can find it
Maybe we have made her blind
So she tries to cover up her pain
And cut her woes away
'Cause covergirls don't cry
After their face is made
But there's a hope that's waiting for you in the dark
You should know you're beautiful just the way you are
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful
She has dreams to be an envy, so she's starving
You know, covergirls eat nothing
She says, beauty is pain and there's beauty in everything
What's a little bit of hunger?
I could go a little while longer, she fades away
She don't see her perfect
She don't understand she's worth it
Or that beauty goes deeper than the surface
Oh-oh, oh-oh
So to all the girls that's hurting
Let me be your mirror
Help you see a little bit clearer
The light that shines within
There's a hope that's waiting for you in the dark
You should know you're beautiful just the way you are
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful
No better you than the you that you are
(No better you than the you that you are)
No better life than the life we're living
(No better life than the life we're living)
No better time for your shine, you're a star
(No better time for your shine, you're a star)
Oh, you're beautiful, oh, you're beautiful
There's a hope that's waiting for you in the dark
You should know you're beautiful just the way you are
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
And you don't have to change a thing
The world could change its heart
No scars to your beautiful
We're stars and we're beautiful
Emily: and there you go, guys. wasn't that last cartoon fab?
Quinton: yes it was! That nighttime song really made me cry
Dawn: there there, look
Fred: I'm the head vampire! (she screeches)
Dawn: dad?
Betty anne bongo: Well I do have a life outside this house, you know.
(The family all fly at Dawn, fangs extended. They stop and wave at the camera.)
EVERYONE: Happy Halloween everybody!
(They all start humming Christmas carols, accompanied by Nathan on a tiny piano.)
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