New Prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:
*Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
*Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
*Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
*Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
*Bimbag - a blonde's purse
*Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
*Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
*Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
*Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
*Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
*Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
*Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
*Bimboette - a young blonde
*Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
*Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
*Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
*Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
*Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
*Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
*Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
*Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
*Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall 
Category:Language Humor
Category:Blonde Humor