Roy: "Oh it gets better!"

"Mr Speaker. Members of this Chamber might not believe it, but the government's wreck gets better. Oh it gets better! Yes it does". Wyatt Roy said as the FCRP MPs roar and laugh. Roy holds back his laughter, smirking as he continue speaking.
"Mr Speaker I would like to add to what my honorable friend, the member for Warringah, said. My honorable friend neglected to mention something when he said 'They gave the most important job to the party that doesn't even have a manifesto policy on education'. He neglected to bring up the fact that this fancy tancy centrist coalition gave the Socialists, yes, Socialists both positions dealing with the economy. As I said, Mr Speaker, doesn't it just get better? I have here four manifesto, from the four governing, yet weak, parties. Here they are". Roy went on to say, waving the manifestos in the air, looking around the chamber with a devilish smirk.
"UKIP, Mr Speaker, under the heading 'our commitment to you' pledged to rebalance our economy; end wasteful spending; keep our economy secure. The Socialists, Mr Speaker, promised: a sensible distribution of industry throughout the country; the public sector would make a vital contribution to the national plan. The unwanted, unwelcome Anti-Republicans, Mr Speaker, said they'd hold the center and defeat ineffective, unreasonable, uncompromising, radical, or corrupt parties. And finally, the left-right-center party, Mr Speaker, didn't have an economic plan". Roy puts the manifestos down, starting to use wild hand gestures, pointing at the benches opposite him. He looks around, nodding in agreement with the jittering FCRP MPs.
"And what is the official government stand point? Well, let me read it to you. Oh wait, they haven't published it yet. Sorry". Roy laughed, wafting his hand at the government members, "But why haven't they published it? Because they have given the two economic positions to the Socialists! The Socialists who believe in radical nationalization and agree, economically, more with the Communists than the centrists and conservatives. Is the government just blind or outright thick? Why give any economic position to the radical left?" He says as he shrugs his shoulder, pointing directly at the front bench Socialists. 
"The government, Mr Speaker, the government have lost all respect from their electorate. These protests going on are not just a joke, they cannot be walked over. As a a staunch and proud Conservative, Mr Speaker, as well as a religious man, I am sicken by UKIP for allowing such a disgusting coalition of the radical left. Then again, I feel sorry for Merkel. She's been held at gunpoint by the Socialists and walked off the plank. Goodbye UKIP, goodbye Conservatism. Thank God for the FCRP. The only true Conservatives in this Chamber." 
Roy resumes his seat, laughing and cheering with his fellow FCRP MPs.
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