Shell Shocked!

Shell Shocked! is the # episode of Season # of CuldeeFell Shortz!
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - After Blue Yoshi gets his shell broken after a fight, he has got a new spiky shell only to brag it to his brother and more. Red Yoshi tries to get his brother back to normal.
(It starts off with Blue peeking out a bush)
Blue Yoshi: Hehehe. Oh Red!
Red Yoshi: What do you want?
Blue Yoshi: You wanna see a cool trick?
Red Yoshi: If it involves beating up birds then no I don't.
Blue Yoshi: Awwww. Why?
Red Yoshi: Because Blue, you pull this childish crap everyday! I mean sure! I do love making mishief every now and then but f***ing up birds has just gotten plain old.
Blue Yoshi: But I'm not just gonna fight any bird... I'm gonna beat up Terrence.
Red Yoshi: Wait. Terrence?
Blue Yoshi: Uh huh!
Red Yoshi: Terrence the Terrible?
Blue Yoshi: Yup.
Red Yoshi: And what song do you want me to play at your funeral?
Blue Yoshi: Wha- Are you saying that I can't take on Terrence the Terrible!?
Red Yoshi: Unless we're talking about movie terrence where he has a crush on Matilda, yes i'm saying that.
Blue Yoshi: Well I can take on the video game version just fine! Just watch me Reddy Rob ol boy!
(Blue Yoshi walks off)
Red Yoshi: "sigh" I tried to warn him. I tried to warn him.
(Terrence from the Angry Birds video game series is seen sitting near a tree. Blue comes up to him and punches him)
Terrence: Grrrrr. Who just punched me?!
Blue Yoshi: I did! Come at me bro!
(Red watches as Blue gets brutally beaten up by Terrence. Terrence throws Blue near red. Blue is now seen having scars and bruises all over his body and his shell is now cracked)
Blue Yoshi: (In pain) Ohhhhhh god.
Red Yoshi: I TRIED TO WARN YOU! AND WHAT DO YOU DO!? YOU GET YOUR F***ING *SS KICKED!
(Brooklyn Guy and Simmons walk up with a stretcher)
Brooklyn Guy: Alright. Put him on the stretcher.
Red Yoshi: A stretcher? He's that injured!?
Blue Yoshi: I can barely breath.
Simmons: Not exactly but that shell is completly unstable. He'll have to get a new one.
(Brooklyn Guy and Simmons take Blue Yoshi away on the stretcher)
Red Yoshi: So what!? He would just destroy that one as well! "sigh"
Three Hours Later!
(Red Yoshi is seen reading when he hears Blue Yoshi)
Blue Yoshi: (Singing) Ohhhh Blue!
Red Yoshi: "sigh" What is- (turns around in shock) iiiiiiii-
(Red Yoshi sees Blue Yoshi and looks in shock at his new shell which is Shiny and Spiky)
Blue Yoshi: What's up Reddy Rob ol' boy!? Check out this new shell I got! This is one real back adjustment right here!
Red Yoshi: Blue? What's with your shell?
Blue Yoshi: Ha! Oh you like it? You Jelly!?
Red Yoshi: No. You look like a freak Blue, it doesn't match you at all!
(Sonic is seen running up)
Sonic: Hey peeps!
Red Yoshi: What do you want, Sonic?
Sonic: Just checking on the neighborhoo-
(Sonic then notices Blue's shell)
Sonic: Holy moly. That's a nice shell you got there Blue!
Blue Yoshi: Heh! Thanks!
Sonic: I rate them 11/7, Sonic the Hedgehog approved!
(Sonic then goes to check Red's shell only to get green in the face)
Sonic: Oh god.
(Sonic runs off and is heard puking in the distance. He then comes running back)
Sonic: Sorry about that but you need work.
(Sonic gives Red a paper)
Sonic: Heres my information. Call me.
(Sonic runs off. Red reads the paper)
Red Yoshi: "Sonic's Fast and Sexy-"
(Red Yoshi rips up the paper in anger)
Blue Yoshi: You still Jelly Jelly?
Red Yoshi: No. Come on fancy boy, let's go hang out at some other place.
Blue Yoshi: Oh I can't do that.
Red Yoshi: What?
Blue Yoshi: Oh yeah! The Mayor (Crash Bandicoot) assigned me some important jobs! I can't be hanging out outside bars anymore.
Red Yoshi: B-but what the hell even is your job?!
Blue Yoshi: I'm now Crash's Right Hand man!
Red Yoshi: WHAT!?
Blue Yoshi: Oh that reminds me!
(Blue Yoshi runs off and comes back with HUNTER)
Blue Yoshi: Heres your new partner Red! Cya later!
(Blue runs off)
Red Yoshi: W-w-wha?
HUNTER: I have failed everything in life.
(HUNTER falls over in shame)
Red Yoshi: No. NONONNONONO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!
(Red Yoshi runs off. It then cuts to him running into a line. In front of him is HUNTER)
HUNTER: I have nothing else to live for.
Red Yoshi: Looks at the other side of the line and sees Jesse handing out signed pictures of Blue and his new shell)
Bowser: Thanks, Jesse! Wow it's so shiny!
Jesse: Thank you, Bowser! And remember! Notch loves you!
Red Yoshi: W-wha? JESSE!
(Red runs to Jesse and also infront of Culdee who's in the front of the line)
Red Yoshi: JESSE!
Culdee: OI! NO CUTTING IN LINE! YOU WAIT AT THE BACK OF THE LINE WITH ALL THE OTHER SCRUBS!
Red Yoshi: SHUT UP YOU FNAF LOVING B***H! (To Jesse) Jesse, please tell me what the heck is going on here!?
Jesse: (To Culdee) It's cool, Culdee. Red is Blue's brother after all. (To Red Yoshi) Me and Blue were able to come up with a deal. So i got assigned to do a job where I sell pictures of his shell. And oh boy, they are selling like hotcakes!
Culdee: Heh yeah. They are. SO GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!
Red Yoshi: Augh. Aug. Wha- I? Uh. IS THIS SOME WEIRD FREAK DREAM I'M HAVING!?!?
Jesse: You want one Red? Only 25 bucks?
Red Yoshi: TWENTY FIVE WHOLE DOLLARS JUST FOR A PICTURE OF A YOSHI'S PHOTOGRAPHED BACK ROCK!?
Jesse: 75 for a one with a signature!
Red Yoshi: A signature? Blue doesn't know how to write!
Jesse: Oh his spit and DNA are on their.
Red Yoshi: ... That's DISGUSTING! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!?
Jesse: What do you mean, Red? The world seams pretty sane to me! Well except most of the SFU villains but other than that it's fine.
Red Yoshi: SO WHAT!? HE ONLY HAS A SPIKY SHELL! THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET! TAKE BOWSER AND JUNIOR FOR AN EXAMPLE! BUT YOU DON'T SEE ANYONE MAKING A DEAL OF THEIR LAZY *SSES!
Bowser: Ohhhh everything makes sense now.
Jesse: Oi! I have a no swearing rule on my stand! I'm gonna call security on you if you do that again! So if you don't want the picture, what else do you want?
Red Yoshi: Blue is Crash's right hand man and HUNTERS working with ME! Doesn't that seam a litte off to you?
Jesse: Well it does seam off but Crash is a busy man. He has to make tough decisions. Blue's a celebrity now! He can't just be hanging out near dirty abandoned buildings! He doesn't deserve it.
Red Yoshi: Doesn't deserve it!? Yoshi's usually live outside! Sometimes cramped in item boxes!
(Red turns around and sees Goodman with Culdee)
Goodman: Alright Culdee what seams to be the problem?
Culdee: HIM! THAT RED B***H! CUTTING IN LINE!
Goodman: Red, either you buy a picture or get your butt out of here.
Red Yoshi: I don't want a picture! I'm trying to process what the hell is going on!?
Goodman: Alright then. Come with me.
Red Yoshi: Uhhh okay?
(Red follows Goodman)
Jesse: Alright who's next?
(It then cuts to Red Yoshi now sitting against a tree)
Red Yoshi: Jeez. It's gonna be different around here without Blue. Well it will at least be quiet but still.
Sunny: Red! Hurry up! Blue's now on TV!
(Sunny runs off)
Red Yoshi: Wait. TV!?
(Almost everyone in Pensacola is seen looking at a giant TV where a talk show is airing)
Mike Rotch: Welcome everybody to the Mike Rotch and Yura Loser show! I'm Mike Rotch and this is-
(No one else is showing up)
Mike Rotch: YURA GET YOUR **S IN HERE!
(Another man walks up)
Yura Loser: Sorry Mike, I was looking at the churros.
Mike Rotch: What? They have churros?
Yura Loser: Yeah.
Mike Rotch: Well we'll get on with that later! Right now we got a brand new guest for us tonight! He is a Celebrity that became a celebrity, in only 5 minutes! Please welcome, Blue Yoshi!
(Blue Yoshi is seen coming out of the curtains while many people are heard cheering)
Sunny: I can't believe it. That's actually Blue out there!
(Red with a shocked/angered face runs off)
Sunny: Red?
(It cuts back to the TV)
Blue Yoshi: This new Shell has changed my life and-
(Blue's phone is heard ringing)
Blue Yoshi: Hold on I'm getting a call.
(Blue picks up the phone)
Blue Yoshi: Yello?
(Red Yoshi is seen calling him)
Red Yoshi: Yeah, Blue? WHAT THE ACTUALL F*** IS GOING ON!?
Blue Yoshi: Ha! Fame Red! I have been called to star in Movies, those commercials, come at kid's birthday parties. I'm a big deal man!
Red Yoshi: Uhhh yeah I can see that.
Blue Yoshi: So what do you want Red? I'm in the middle of an interview that you better be watching.
Yura Loser: I'm gonna go back and look at the churros.
(Yura walks off)
Red Yoshi: Well I was just saying that will all miss you around Pensacola. You planning to visit anytime soon?
Blue Yoshi: Well here's the thing Reddy Rob o'l boy. I'm a celebrity! I'm more popular than The Rock and PewDiePie combined! This new shell has really put my life into motion!
Red Yoshi: (Starting to tear up) ... Blue. W-what is going on? This is not you. The Blue I know loved to play pranks, cause mischeif all that jazz.
Blue Yoshi: W-well you said it yourself Red. That stuff is childish now.
Red Yoshi: "sniff" Well guess what Blue. I was wrong. Just the thought of you not being here. "sniff" You and I were meant to be together! We're brothers! We've been together ever since our family died. We always had our backs. But you know what? I get it. I totally get it. If you wanna blow your career away being an advertisement prop, that's fine by me. See you around, Blue.
(Red hangs up while Blue is seen with a sorry expression. Yura is seen coming back)
Yura Loser: Still couldn't find those churros.
Mike Rotch: So Blue! The whole world wants to know, how does it feel to have that glamourous shell that kickstarted your career?
Blue Yoshi: A bit stupid to be honest, Mike. That concludes this interview.
(Blue walks off)
Mike Rotch: And there he goes. The man who made the world a better place.
Yura Loser: You got that right, Mike. Ima go look for the churros.
(The show then goes off air. Sunny who was looking at the TV looks back at Red to find out he's gone)
Sunny: Red?
(It then cuts to Red back to sitting against a tree)
Red Yoshi: "sigh" Just forget it Red. It never happened. You got through this with Blue. You can get through this alone. Just- just- Just-
(In an outburst of Anger, Red accidentally punches Terrence)
Terrence: Grrrrr.
Red Yoshi: ... As if today, couldn't get ANY BETTER!
Terrence: Who just punched-
Red Yoshi: I PUNCHED YOU! OKAY!? I WAS THE ONE YOU FLEW MY FIST INTO YOU! SO YOU WANNA GO HUH? YOU WANNA EXHANGE PUNCHES HUH!? YOU WANNA GO BRO-
(Terrence brutally beats up Red Yoshi. Red falls to the ground with scars and bruises all over his body)
Red Yoshi: Owwwwww.
Terrence: NOBODY PUNCHES TERRENCE! IS THAT CLEAR!
Red Yoshi: Yeah. How about, you just f*** off.
Terrence: Uh. Okay then.
(Terrence runs off)
Red Yoshi: Ughhh.
Blue Yoshi: Here let me help you.
(Red grabs Blue's hand and gets up)
Red Yoshi: Thanks Blue-
(Red Yoshi then gets a shocked expression)
Blue Yoshi: Jeez. You call me immature? You got your butt kicked man!
Red Yoshi: BLUE!? What are you doing here!?
Blue Yoshi: "sigh" You were right Red. That celebrity life was a bit to much for me. I decided to give Crash's job back to HUNTER and come back here. Is that fine?
Red Yoshi: Heh. Welcome back brother. Now I think I need to get a new shell. This one got busted because of Terrence over there.
Blue Yoshi: New Shell you say? Well I saw some shiny spiky ones in that alleyway over there!
(Red thinks for a bit. It then shows Sonic just chilling when Red now wearing the same shell as Blue walks up to him)
Red Yoshi: Hey what's going on pipsqueaks? Mmm mmm mmm. I wouldn't allow you in my fast and sexy club!
(Red punches Sonic in the gut making him fall over)
Red Yoshi: WOOOO YEAH!
(It then cuts back to before reavealing it all to just be a fantasy)
Red Yoshi: Pa. I wouldn't dream of it.
(Red and Blue Yoshi walk off as the sun sets ending the short)
== Trivia ==
* This marks a new permanent change to Blue Yoshi as from now on he has a spiky shell.
* This marks the first appearance of the talk show hosts, "Mike Rotch" and "Yura Loser" (Also please don't question the names)
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