Rowley’s subscription

240.In a quiet town called Willowbrook, there lived a quirky 11-year-old boy named Rowley. Rowley was known for his peculiar obsessions, such as collecting rubber ducks and dressing up as historical figures. However, his parents grew increasingly concerned when they discovered his fascination with Hitler. It was something they found incredibly weird and disturbing.
One chilly winter evening, Rowley and his family made their way to the Christmas Tree Blowing Up Celebration, an event where locals would detonate the old Christmas trees to welcome the new year. It was an unusual tradition, but in Willowbrook, nobody gave it a second thought.
As they embarked on a long bus ride to the celebration, Rowley's impatience began to show. Merely ten minutes into the journey, he started throwing a tantrum that would make even the most seasoned toddler proud. The other passengers couldn't help but raise eyebrows at an 11-year-old behaving like a baby. Teenagers on the bus laughed and teased Rowley, even using inappropriate language.
Desperate to calm her son down, Rowley's mother attempted to soothe him by offering a pacifier. Much to her dismay, Rowley spat it out in defiance. She glanced over his nappy and realized it was barely soiled, only requiring a small change. It was unusual for an 11-year-old to still wear nappies, let alone fill them with poo and wee, but his mother decided not to make a fuss about it in public.
Rowley's father, in an attempt to distract his son, handed him his phone. The young boy immersed himself in various games like Royal Match, Kick the Buddy, and even a peculiar game where you played as a cancer cell inside King Charles III's body. However, concerned about the game's content, his father swiftly deleted it, triggering a brief outcry from Rowley.
But then, disaster struck. In a series of unfortunate accidents, Rowley somehow managed to purchase a subscription to a website that sold weed. Oblivious to his actions, he continued exploring the internet, stumbling upon a corn-themed website called Corn Hub. His dad, who had noticed his son's innocent curiosity, chuckled at the sight of the corn-themed content, remarking, "That's some hardcore corn, son!"
As the day drew to a close, Rowley, his parents, and the weed subscription lay peacefully in their beds. However, a repugnant stench filled the air, awakening them. Their son had wet the bed, and to their horror, they discovered Rowley relieving himself as well. The parents screamed, completely baffled by this turn of events, but Rowley's mother held them back, shouting, "Stay there, you moron!"
While they were still processing the bewildering situation, they noticed a box of weed on their doorstep. Panic washed over Rowley's mother. "What should we do?" she asked, desperately seeking guidance.
Without hesitating, Rowley's father dialed the emergency line, summoning the police to their home. As the authorities arrived, they requested access to Rowley's phone to investigate the bizarre string of events. Obliging, Rowley's father handed over the phone, hoping for a swift resolution.
To their utter shock, the police tasored Rowley's father, immediately arresting him. It wasn't due to the weed subscription, but rather for watching a controversial reboot of "Dora the Explorer" known as "Dora the Whore," which had been banned for its explicit content. In a matter of minutes, Rowley's father was abruptly sent to jail with no trial and sentenced to death by Ling Chi, an ancient form of execution.
As the weeks passed, Rowley's father endured unimaginable pain, slowly being sliced into a thousand pieces while still conscious. In his final moments, with tears streaming down his face, he called out for his wife and son, desperately seeking some comfort and a loving farewell. However, his cries were met with laughter and cruel taunts, as they revealed they had only used him for his inheritance.
Before drawing his last breath, Rowley's father was subjected to an unfathomable act of final disrespect, as Rowley defecated in his mouth. With all sense of remorse stripped away, Rowley and his mother callously ran home, barely acknowledging the atrocities they had committed. They spent the rest of the night bathing in a tub filled with chicken and noodle soup, joined by their pet rabbit, Bunny Flopkins, and her thousands of adorable babies. It was a night filled with laughter, devoid of any remorse, and marked by their twisted sense of creativity.
But as the sun rose on a new day, the darkness that consumed Rowley and his mother could not be ignored forever. The weight of their callous actions began to bear down on them, chipping away at their souls. They would come to learn that actions have consequences, and remorse has its way of finding even the most hardened hearts.