Shrek Takes a Dump

Shrek Takes a Dump is a fanfiction parody short written by MarioFan65. It was released on January 25, 2022.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Fiona
*Donkey
*Puss in Boots
*Ogre Triplets
**Fergus
**Farkle
**Felicia
==Transcript==
(One day at the swamp in Shrek's house, Shrek and his family with friends like Donkey and Puss in Boots have dinner together by taking chicken wings and onion rings at the table)
*Shrek: Dinner in the swamp is served! *pass out the chicken wings and onion rings to everyone.
*Donkey: Onion rings!
*Puss in Boots: A taste of chicken wings is a taste of chicken with crust.
*Fiona: How delightful Shrek.
*Shrek: The best dinner I made in years. My parents made it all for me as a kid with the same results.
*Fergus: *play with the chicken wing*
*Farkle: *eat a onion ring*
*Felicia: *eat a chicken wing*
*Shrek: My babies, you may love the food, but I added done flavor in it.
*Puss in Boots: Feast and joy!
*Donkey: Taste buns!
*Shrek: There's no bread Donkey. Eat what I prepared for you.
*Donkey: But, I said a expression.
*Shrek: Expressions, Donkey. Just leave it alone.
*Donkey: I'm the hungry hog in the house!
*Shrek: Oh Donkey. Stop being yourself.
*Fiona: Shrek, let Donkey say whatever he wants.
*Donkey: All that he wants!
*Shrek: Oh! Fine. Let him have his own fun. *eat his food* Mmm. I love it. Time for some dessert!
*Donkey: Dessert in the house!
*Puss in Boots: I wonder what we're having.
*Shrek: *hold up some cheesecake* Who want some cheesecake?
*Fergus: Cheesecake!
*Farkle: Cheese cheese cake!
*Felicia: I want my cream cake!
*Shrek: *pass out each cheesecake to everyone* Eat up. We'll have some joy with it!
*Fiona: *eat some cheesecake* So good.
*Donkey: *eat some cheesecake* Love is love!
*Puss in Boots: *eat some cheesecake* I should have cut up a slice for myself.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *eat some cheesecake*
*Shrek: Ah. How can our love for cheesecake doesn't fail to impress us. Look like i'll eat it myself. *eat some cheesecake* Ah, yes. Cheesecake. The love that deliver it. *feel a pain* Ooh! I don't feel so good.
*Donkey: Shrek? What happen?
*Puss in Boots: What is wrong?
*Fiona: Are you okay?
*Shrek: I gotta go to the restroom! I be right back! *rush to the bathroom*
*Donkey: Shrek!
*Fiona: Where is he going?
*Puss in Boots: I don't know. He didn't tell us he's having a bit of a pain or did he ate too much like the Three Little Pigs?
(Shrek rush out of his house as heading to the restroom by closing the door and sitting on the toilet)
*Shrek: Okay. Push some pressure. You can do it. Come on, come on. Push hard! *crap on the toilet* Huuaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! That was so good. *crap even more on the toilet*
*Donkey: *outside* Shrek!
*Shrek: Just one minute.
*Puss in Boots: *outside* Por favor?
*Shrek: I'm in the bathroom! You forgot?!
*Fiona: *outside* Shrek, are you fine?
*Shrek: I can't take it any longer. *crap big time in the toilet* I'm a believer.
*Donkey: *outside* Shrek!
*Shrek: *crap one last time in the toilet* Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! *stop crapping in the toilet* Yeah. Feeling better. But having diarrhea all day? That never gonna happen. *use some toilet paper to his clean his butt as he throw the toilet paper in the garbage can and flush the toilet as he come out of the door with "All Star" by Smash Mouth playing in his mind* Yeah baby, i'm back in town!
*Donkey: Shrek!
*Puss in Boots: You're okay now. Are you feeling any better?
*Shrek: It was just a dump after all of this eating. Ooh, never getting rid of that baby.
*Fiona: You got anything for us you wanna do?
*Shrek: Let's celebrate with fun!
*Fiona: Alright!
*Donkey: The fun never stops.
*Puss in Boots: And so, it begins.
(Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss in Boots celebrate in the swamp by playing in the pool, throwing some darts in the targets hanging on trees and smashing some tree stumps. The babies play with their toys as Shrek and the gang paint on the drawings of a swamp and chill in the pond like relaxing in the beach for the rest of the day.)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is based on the Balena Productions SFM video "Barney Takes a Dump".
*Shrek's love for cheesecake is a reference to Shrek's appearance in the SuperMarioLogan videos, having the same love for cheesecake as his personality.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Fanon
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff