Susie And Lucy Had A Steamboat (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

The episode was in black and white
Milkman: "Hey, Eggman, why are you using a steamboat?"
Eggman: "To cause as much pollution as possible to get rid of other Mobians."
Susan: she pilots the boat "Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell!
Miss Susie will go to heaven, and the steamboat won't excel!
Hello operator, please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me, I will electrocute you just fine!"
Lucy: "Hey, Susan! That's not how it goes!"
Susan: "How does it go?"
Lucy: "Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell!
Miss Lucy will go to heaven, and the steamboat made a yell!
Hello, operator, please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me, I will make sure you pay a fine!"
Susan: "Whatever."
Captain Robot: "What are you doing?"
Susan: "Piloting this steamboat."
Lucy: "Yeah."
Captain Robot: "Off the bridge!"
Susan and Lucy: "We don't like this job anyway."
The two run away from the bridge and accidentally land on buckets of water
Susan: "Oh no, not a bucket of water!"
Lucy: she dries herself with a towel
Captain Robot: it eats nuts and bolts, but spits out the rubber parts of the case of nuts and bolts, making them hit the bells
The robots assemble
Meanwhile in Bridge Zone...
Ava: "Do you think they're successful in sabotaging the steamboat?"
Swift: "I believe they will be!"
The steamboat arrives at Bridge Zone
Susan: "So what did they need? Oh, right."
Lucy: she sees a fire dragon "Whoa! Another big fire dragon is here!"
Susan: "I've gotta get that one!" she uses her Lightning Wispon Whip to grab it by the neck
Dragon: it struggled to get out of the whip, but got electrocuted, making it shoot a fireball at the steamboat
Swift: "Oh! Looks like Operation: Sabotage the Steamboat is going well!"
The two pushed the dragon into the steamboat
Susan: "We'll take care of you later."
The steamboat was piloted away
Melanie: "Hello! I am part of the mission too, you know?"
Susan: "Oh, wait!"
Ava: she hit the Captain Robot with her hammer and controlled the hook and got Melanie by the tail, bringing her into the ship
Melanie: while she was on a hook, her sheet of music and violin dropped "Thanks, Ava. But where's my music sheet for Turkey in the Straw and violin?"
The dragon ate the music sheet and violin
Melanie: "Oh, darn."
The violin bounced around his digestive system and made lots of sounds
Swift: "Whoa! He's making music!"
The dragon choked and died
Ava: she pulls the dragon's tail and used the dragon's body like a phonograph, and twirled its tail as it produced the music for Turkey in the Straw
Swift: he got his camera and pressed record
Turkey In The Straw Played
Melanie: "As I was a-gwine down the road,
Tired team and heavy load,
Crack my whip and the leader sprung,
I said good bye to the wagon tongue.
Turkey in the straw, turkey in the hay!
Turkey in the straw, turkey in the hay!
Roll 'em up and twist 'em up, a high tuck a-haw!
And hit 'em up a tune called Turkey in the Straw!
Went out to to get meat, and I didn't know how
I got a giant dragon, instead of beef from a cow
A monkey sittin' on a pile of straw
A winkin' at his mother-in-law!"
Melanie repeated the song while the others were making music
Susan: she got a lot of objects on the boat as percussion accompaniment
Swift: he used many robots on the ship to make sounds in the third, fourth, and fifth times Melanie sung
Lucy: she used chicken bones and hit them on the robots' metal bodies to make xylophone-esque sound
The song stopped, as Lucy hit the last notes on her "xylophone"
Eggman; "What is going on here? Well, actually I know. You are stopping me from polluting the air!"
Susan: "Of course!"
Breadman: "You just gave away our plan!"
Lucy: "We knew your plan from the very start."
The robots put all of the kids inside the cooking room
Lucy: "We did it! We found the cooking room! By the way, viewers, that's why we were holding back."
Melanie: "Wasn't the plan to destroy this steamboat?"
Lucy: "Remember? You can't conquer what you destroy!"
Susan: "And Melanie, look at that. Heads attached to his hurricane a pollution deposition machine. He plans to use it to turn the the fossil fuels and coal into cement."
Ava: "Well, let's get cooking, then! Time to pilot this traveling restaurant."
Susan: "But who's gonna pilot it?"
Melanie: "Skyler."
Susan: "And we need to do some cleanup around here."
Simon and Kate: they jump on the ship and throw robots at each other
Eggman: "Secretly, I am too depressed to have any competence nowadays, due to the fact that a first grader can defeat my robots."
Kate: she hisses at Eggman and scares him off the ship
Skyler: she gets all of the pieces of metal and uses them to expand the ship
Lucy, Simon, and Kate chop the dragon into many pieces
Culinary Cat On Sea
Many people go to the steamboat
Skyler: "This is great! We can make cement out of the coal and fossil fuels we burn thanks to Heads, meaning we can make this ship expand indefinitely through the use of cement!"
Many bricks were dropped on the storage
Skyler: "Good job, Heads! Now we can make more rooms for more kitchens!"
Chloe: "And Culinary Cat will become even more successful." she purrs
Lucy: "MOM!" she purrs too
Chloe: "Hey, Lucy!"
Susan: "We made a lot of progress, didn't we?"
The End!
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