Linux the Penguin

Linux the Penguin is a penguin with the ability to anything and everything. Despite such an ability like this would seem corrupt, you actually have to say the "secret word" and the "secret password" before he does something. Despite his power, he isn't very well known across Mobius, and those who do know him are usually blessed with supreme power and ability. He contributed to the creation of Mozilla the Fire Fox, thus explaining his extreme power, and their close friendship.
==History==
Linux's birth started quadrillions of years ago by the collision of three stars. This collision caused the three to fuse into one being, which resulted in a being called Unix, because "uni" means "one" so the three stars became one. Because of the extreme density of Unix, it created a singularity resulting in an explosion of radiation. This beam of radiation created the universe in something called "The Big Bang" even though there was no sound at that time.
When the radiation expanded the new universe, it solidified into the celestial bodies, at least that's what scientists say. While most of the universe's essence went into the celestial bodies, the purest and most divine went into the shape of a penguin, which called itself Linux. When this was created, it once again created a singularity and made the chaos emeralds, which rapidly headed towards a high concentration of the same essence in a place called Mobius. The collision between the Chaos emeralds, Master emerald, and Linux wiped out the Mobosaurs, and brought the Echidnas in power.
While the Knuckles clan used the Chaos emeralds, the Nocturnus clan harnessed the power of Linux. Using the power of ​"sudo", the Nocturnus clan created the advanced technologies they used, and when the Nocturnus clan got the upper hand into the war against the Knuckles clan, the Argus event occured because of the sheer awesomeness stimulated by Linux.
Of course, Argus didn't take up Linux, because he was either not in the sudoers file, or two, forgot to use sudo or the password. Eventually, Argus stopped trying to hack Linux and left with the Nocturnus. After this, Linux was left in Emerald Bay, where he was found by Gerald Robotnik. Robotnik used the power of Linux once again to document the Nocturnus clan, he used Linux to read the 2048-bit RSA encryption in Emerl's /home/ folder, and created Debian and SUSE, Linux's sisters.
After the annihalation of Robotnik, Debian and SUSE flew down to Mobius, and using parthogenesis, created the various races of Linux, otherwise known as "distros," meanwhile, Linux stayed in space, where he was found by a MSA probe, and brought back down, where he was then used to help create Mozilla the Fire Fox.
Now, scientists have reharnessed the power of Linux and his distros to create the high-end machines seen today. Everyone, even Tails and Eggman use Linux's powers, and even you can too!
==Personality==
Linux can do everything, and because of that, he has the perfect personality that everyone can love. The only time you won't like him is when he says "you can't do that" or "password please!"
==Appearance==
Linux is a penguin, but mortals can't see that because they can't look at Linux unless they are the masters of GNU, are Chuck Norris, or are Morgan Freeman. If you're not one of these people and you look at Linux, your brains will be subject to explosion. This is why sunglasses where invented, because in the event that Linux randomly appeared, you'd be able to survive, or if you were Chuck Norris, you could hide your manly cancer-curing tears as you stared in awe at the amazement of Linux.
==Powers==
Linux has the power to do anything and everything, he is fueled by the power of GNU, a mysterious interpsychic force found in every conscious being in the universe. It may seem corrupt or overpowered, but you require something called "sudo" or a "sudo password" or "root access" and without any of those, you and Linux can't do anything. There are also things called "bashes" which are the sons of Linux, who can generate and use the power of Linux.
==Abilities==
As a penguin, he likes it cold, and he can't walk because he lacks knees, but he's too good for knees and he is too good for wings. It is declared by all the world's leaders, all of the gods and goddesses, Morgan Freeman, and Chuck Norris, that Linux is a total badass and you shouldn't mess with him because he will teleport you to Soviet Russia because in Soviet Russia, you do not mess with Linux, Linux mess with you.
==Skills==
He is skilled at everything and anything, as long as he has root access or sudo, if not, he'll tell you to check your privileges like a snarky little social justice warrior, which he isn't, because he doesn't believe in equality as a single equal sign simply assigns a variable, he does however, believe in equalequality, because a double equal sign denotes that two values are the same in a condition statement, unless you're coding in Visual Basic, in which case, means you are a newb, yes , I mean you.
==Quotes==
==Trivia==
*Linux is based on the umbrella group of operating systems that run under the Linux operating system.
*Debian, Linux's sister is based on a real operating system.
*The same applies with SUSE, she is based on another operating system.
*Linux's grandson Ubuntu is based on another operating system.
*Linux should never be used in a roleplay, or the power of GNU will shatter logic.
**People's ribcages will also be opened up.
**You will also feel anger.
**You will also hate Akrivus and never want him to roleplay with you again.
*Just because this page glorifies Linux doesn't mean Linux is the best operating system.
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