LOCAL58TV

LOCAL58TV is an American analog horror series and channel created by Kristofer "Kris" Straub (born: ).
==Premise==
Local 58 is theorized to be set in an alternate universe where looking at the moon will kill you and where 36th US President Lyndon B. Johnson (August 27, 1908 - January 22, 1973 [aged 64]) served twice as President as his Signature appears in the Contingency Message Broadcast in Contingency, as is the most popular theory put forth by The Film Theorists. The timeline is in chronological order.
===Contingency===
Contingency is the first video in the timeline. The video starts off with a screen saying "This Concludes Our Broadcast Day" while Star Spangled Banner plays in the background, a screen then says with the Local 58 logo "Have a great night" and it then cuts to a technical difficulties screen before a contingency message appears with the date saying it's to be destroyed after 1970. The contingency message says that the United States has been forced to surrender to her enemies and that citizens should shoot themselves to keep the American Spirit alive. 2 minutes later a correction appears on the screen with Local 58 stating that the contingency message was a hoax and that they apologize for any confusion. Let's just hope no one was a little quick on the trigger there.
===Show For Children===
Show For Children is the second video in the timeline, The video starts with Local 58's Broadcast list playing with up next being Show For Children at 4:15 AM. The program starts off with a carnival clown that you throw ping pong balls into its mouth smiling at the camera with the title; Show For Children below. The program appears to be a 1930's Cartoon with our protagonist, a skeleton called Cadavre (French for "Corpse") in the short titled; A Grave Mistake. It starts off with Cadavre walking in a graveyard​​​ when he spots on an open grave, he contemplates about his girlfriend being down their but finds only a skeleton smiling at him creepily. Cadavre gets scared and runs off before walking down even further; clearly shaken until he finds another open grave, with a dead bird in it. He runs off again until he spots a third and final open grave but this time it's a hole going down. Cadavre is seen walking through a cave until he finally becomes tired and lies down, the moon passes over Cadavre; killing him on the spot. We finally find out what the grave mistake was.
===Real Sleep===
Real Sleep is the third video in the timeline, it's the first video to have a set date to go by; 1983. It starts off as a seemingly harmless program about how to get a goodnight's sleep but instead turns into a brainwashing program attempting to erase the act of facial recognition of the mind and sleeping in general.
===You Are On The Fastest Available Route===
You Are On The Fastest Available Route is the fourth video in the timeline, booting us straight into 2014. The video starts off with Local 58's Broadcast list playing with up next being The Midnight Movie at 12:05 AM and Paid Programming at 1:55 AM, the paid programming is suddenly removed and it cuts to dashcam footage recorded on November 21, 2014 of someone driving down a road at 1:57 AM who is using a GPS to get to a destination. Things then started to go weird as the driver gets more and more off-track because of the GPS until they're in a wooded area. After the driver drives deep into the forest, the GPS tells to the driver to turn off their headlights at 300 feet so agress. Then a few seconds, a loud roar can be heard. The driver quickly turns the headlights back on to reveal a bipedal creature in the road. The driver then drives through the forest, driving away from the figure as the GPS tells the driver to make a U-turn then tells that the destination is close referring to the figure is catching up to to the car until the camera freezes. The fotage then cuts back to the car, showing that the windshield has been broken open by the figure who roars out, the GPS then says in a glitched and damaged tone, "You have arrived."
===Weather Service===
Weather Service is the fifth video in the timeline. It starts with Local 58's Broadcast list playing with up next being Public Eye at 12:15 AM, Paid Programming at 1:00 AM, City Council Minutes at 1:30 and finally Focus on... Faith at 2:00 AM. The broadcast is suddenly interrupted by a weather warning accompanied by traumatic sirens. The onscreen text states that a meteorological event is happening that makes it unsafe to look at the moon and to stay indoors, away from any windows and that citizens are not advised to view this event with the naked eye. The broadcast list suddenly comes back on with at 2:15 AM being Blood Of The, it cuts off before we find out what the blood is of and the onscreen text says that the meteorological event is over and that the warning has been lifted. It then says to go outside now and for the next few minutes, the broadcasting parties are seen fighting for the screen. The video ends with the moon coming into the frame and people screaming in the background.
===Station ID===
Station ID is the sixth video in the timeline with it being a video merely filled with cryptic messages such as Look Away, It Does Not Matter, There Are Other Receivers and Safety in Numbers.
===A Look Back===
A Look Back is the Seventh video in the timeline. The video is 1 minute and 4 seconds long and is a recap on all of the past videos.
===Skywatching===
Skywatching is the Eighth video in the timeline. The video starts of with Local 58's Broadcast list playing with up next being Skywatching at 12:00 AM, City Council Meeting at 12:30 AM and Paid Programming at 2:00 AM. The program starts with an 80s style intro and VHS Manipulation as the brightness is changed. Several names of constellations flash onto the screen and the contrast is suddenly changed. There are several close-ups on the moon. A loud whooping sound begins and a man is seen running in front of the camera with his arms up.
=== Digital Transition ===
Digital Transition is the Ninth video in the timeline. The video is 3 minutes and 54 seconds long. And it features the show, Alcoa Presents: One Step Beyond, and the credits, the narrator named John Newland changed to John Neumond (Neumond was a German of New Moon), accourding to the Reddit User, omny87. Following the conclusion of a normal airing of an episode, the channel airs a tribute bumper depicting numerous eras of the station’s 82 year history (1939-present) and its broadcasts. The end of the bumper shows Local 58's new logo, with an extended tagline "Community Digital Television." The switchover takes place, but as the clock passes midnight, the broadcast becomes increasingly corrupted, and the analog signal persists, visible behind that of the digital signal’s output, insisting that the digital switchover has been postponed. The entity controlling the analog signal then begins broadcasting a sequence of cryptic messages themed around betrayal alongside footage from Weather Service. Having gained full control over the station’s digital signal, the entity issues another sequence of messages alluding to its connection with the Moon. A distorted face appears on screen before the broadcast cuts out entirely, hastily replaced with a legal warning from the FCG - an in-universe agency based on the real world FCC - about ‘unauthorised analog reception’.
=== CLOSE ===
CLOSE was the tenth and current video of all time, it was a year when the previous video got changed to digital or HD. This video was about the fictional Government agency named Space and Aeronautics Regulatory Oversight (SARO) livestream a mission named Cometary Lander Orbiter Survey Expedition (C.L.O.S.E) was taking closer to a fictional comet named 57838 EIDOLON, they realized that the rock of the comet was a shape of a skull, until it lands after 26 minutes later, the door out of nowhere founded on the comet. Unfortunately the video was unlisted for unknown reasons, and someone added the playlist will found here.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_jznDNCLNZmiXIE00udQL5iAF43PqagP 
==Quotes==
*"Analog Horror at 476 MHz"
*"We begin our broadcast day"
*"This concludes our broadcast day"
*"There are no faces, There are no faces, There are no faces, There are no faces - Real Sleep"
*"In 300 Feet, Turn off your headlights - You Are On The Fastest Available Route"
== References ==
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