我的爸爸

== Summary ==
a jack-donkey-human 
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== Powers and Stats ==
Tier: omega-
Name: Wǒ de bàba
Origin: Yǔzhòu de shǐ
Gender: male, but very gay 
Age: 50-59 
* also pretends to be an old man 
Classification: 我的爸爸
Powers and Abilities: all of them 
Attack Potency: omega- 
Speed: omega- 
Lifting Strength: omega- 
Striking Strength: wall+ 
Durability: omega- 
Stamina: omega+ 
Range: omega+ 
Standard Equipment: donkey's behinds 
Intelligence: genius [scored 200/100 on all his tests in high school] 
Weaknesses: shrek, disney, netflix, universal, dreamworks 
Notable Attacks/Techniques: being a donkey 
== Others ==
Notable Victories: all of them 
Notable Losses: other donkey-ass men 
Inconclusive Matches: birds [only thing he did not seem to hate] 
* his father [an old man]
* that beat him up and forced him to work
* many times when he was younger 
feats; nothing impressive whatsoever
just like most smash bros businessmen