Culdee Gets Quarantined!

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== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - The whole world is under quarantined due to the Caronavirus and Culdee needs to get enough supplies to survive the quarantine.
(It starts off at Pen Mart where an Employee is walking up to the door)
Employee: Alright. Now it's time to close the shop due to the quarantine and i'll have a nice long break!
(The employee is about to lock the door when Culdee comes bursting in with a shopping cart running over the employee in the process)
Culdee: Alright! I made it to the Pen Mart before it closes now I just need to hurry up and get supplies!
(Culdee then sees some nearby wipes)
Culdee: Okay, I got some wipes! Now to make sure everything will be fine.
(Culdee finds the water section)
Culdee: Okay. I found the water!
(Culdee wipes the water bottles and takes some and runs off)
Culdee: Alright what next? Oh crap the pizza rolls! Can't forget about those!
(Culdee runs to the pizza roll section, wipes the pizza roll bags, takes them and runs off. Culdee then finds burritos)
Culdee: HOLY MOLY THE BURRITOS!
(Culdee wipes the burrito bags and runs off with them)
Culdee: Alright! Now I just need some gatorade!
(Culdee runs off)
12 seconds later...
Culdee: Okay. I got a crap ton of food. Now what's next? OH CRAP! Toilet Paper! I'll need that to survive!
(Culdee runs off to the toilet paper section only to find that it is all gone)
Culdee: ... I'm going to die. Wait a minute! I got an idea!
(Culdee heads into the restrooms and steals the toilet paper on the rolls)
Culdee: I'm a smart boi!
(Culdee then heads to the cash register and an employee scans everything)
Employee: That will be $420.69
Culdee: ... Uhhhhhh look! A distraction!
(The employee looks behind her and Culdee runs off with the supplies)
Culdee: HAHA! FREE STUFF! EVERYTHING IS %100 OFF TODAY! WOOOOO!
(Culdee then comes back into his house)
Culdee: Okay. FInally home. I got all my supplies. I'll never die of this stupid virus! I'm all stocked up! I'll just try a bit of it!
1 hour later...
(Culdee is seen having finished all of his food)
Culdee: S***. Welp, I ate all my food. I'm prolly gonna die soon.
(Culdee lies down on the floor)
Culdee: Ugh. I'm so bored. I can't go outside, I can't go to work. I'm prolly going to die.
(Culdee then sees an airhorn. He then smirks evily)
Culdee: I think I know exactly what i'ma do!
(Culdee grabs his horn and runs off to his room where Lil Fred is asleep on a pile of clothes. Culdee puts the horn to Lil Fred's ear. It then cuts outside. The horn is heard honking and Culdee is seen being thrown outside)
Culdee: Ow. Well, i'm outside now. What to do?
(Culdee then sees a nearby basketball. He grabs it)
Culdee: KOBE!
(Culdee throws the ball and makes a shot)
Culdee: YEAH! Alright, let's try another!
(Culdee throws the ball again but the ball bounces off the hoop and hits Culdee in the face. It then cuts back into Culdee's house where Culdee is seen with a black eye and a bloody nose)
Culdee: Ugh. I f***ing hate basketball. I thought I was so good. Anyways, I'ma go online and see what i can't afford.
(Culdee goes online and sees hand sanitizer which is over $500)
Culdee: WHAT!? Since when did Hand sanitizer become so expensive! Prolly cause of the quarentine. Hmmm? Wait a minute? I got hand sanitizer... I'ma go sell it! Then I can get enough money to buy more food!
(Culdee runs off. It then cuts outside where Culdee is seen at a stand with a bunch of cleaning supplies)
Culdee: Step right up! Get your cleaning supplies! We got gloves, we got bleach! We even got the lovable hand sanatizer! Come and get some!
(Brooklyn Guy walks up)
Brooklyn Guy: Holy crap! Are these cleaning supplies!
Culdee: That's right! Have a look and see what you would like to buy!
Brooklyn Guy: Wow, theres a lot here- wait. Is that hand sanitizer!?
Culdee: You know it!
Brooklyn Guy: Buddy, I will pay you $100 for that!
Culdee: Hmmmmm. $250!
Brooklyn Guy: WHAT!? But it's half a bottle!
Culdee: Yeah but if it was a full bottle, it would cost $500. That's how much it costs online!
Brooklyn Guy: Hrmmmm. I feel like i'm getting ripped off but here is the money!
(Brooklyn Guy gives Culdee $250 and leaves with the hand sanitizer)
Culdee: Noice! Alright, let's see what sucker- I mean loyal customer comes next?
(Suddenly a guy in a blue jacket comes up)
Culdee: Hello sir! Welcome to Culdee's Quarentine Shop! How can I help you?
(The man points a gun at Culdee)
Man: This is a robbery. Give me everything right now.
Culdee: Oh no! I'm being robbed! Whatever will I do!?
Man: Give me everything or else your getting shot!
Culdee: Oh god i'm being robbed! REEEEE! REEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Man: What are you doing?
Culdee: I'm summoning my people.
Man: Okay that's it.
(The man shoots Culdee in the shoulder knocking him to the floor)
Culdee: I- AM IMMUNE TO BULLETS!
(Culdee gets up and tackles the man. He grabs the gun and shoots the man 4 times. He then throws the body into a garbage dumpster and burns it)
Culdee: Hehehehe. Burn. Burn BURN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
A few minutes later...
(Culdee is seen in his house with a green face)
Culdee: Ugh. I don't think staying outside made me feel so good.
(Culdee then coughs. Suddenly a bunch of men in white suits break in the house)
Culdee: Wait what?
(The men chase Culdee with Tasers and spray bottles)
Culdee: GAH!
(Culdee runs away from the men)
Tobias: Lesson learned kids! Do not stay outside too long or that will happen.
(The screen irises out on Tobias)
== Trivia ==
* This short is highly based off of the youtube video, "SHARK PUPPET GETS QUARANTINED!!!!!"
* This short is yet another meme short based off of the Caronavirus outbreak.