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=== Quotes ===
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Category:Retro Pages"BITCH YOU GOT ME 50 SHADES OF FUCKED UP IF YOU THINK IM BOUT TO OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR", -Damien, 03.09.2014
"MANIPULATIVE MY ASS, ILL MANIPULATE HER BIG FOREHEAD ASS INTO THE FUCKING FLOOR", -C, referring to Damien's Mom, 04.29.2014
"Do you think we'll be in love forever?", -Jesse, to Damien, 10.10.2008
"I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR... I'M HITTING HIM WITH A CHAIR", -Brandon, 8.22.2014, informing Damien that he was hitting The Man with a chair
"I'M TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OUT BUT HIS SKULLS MADE OUT OF TITANIUM OR SOMETHING", Dave, through a walkie talkie, 08.22.2014
"DAD CAN I SPEED???", -Quary, to Damien, 8.22.2014, fleeing from The Man's House after the Last Straw was pulled.
"So they DRIVIN now???", Cory, referring to the Piano People while talking to Damien
"Mentally, I am 33 years old and asexual" -Frankie, to C, (Headspace 3.1), 03.13.2010
"I you", -Trory, 07.26.2014
==== Damien ====
#"I just went through all stages of grief five times in 2 seconds", Damien, to C, 6.24.2014
#"theres a fucking tornado outside my house and i was fully aware and wondering why i didn’t have internet.", -Damien, to C, 07.02.2014
#"COME IN THIS DAMN BATHROOM WITH ME", Damien, to C, 10.24.2014
# "TRORY GOT INTO THE CHEESE DRAWER." Damien, to C, 10.24.2014
# "WAGAG...", 7.10.2014
# "BRO I KEEP TAKING THESE PICTURES OF MY HOUse I FEEL LIKE IM PUTTING THEM ON SOME SKETCHY ASS “123house.org” WEBSITE", 06.09.2014
# "THE BAUNTED.", 06.28.2014
# "BRO SOMETHING CRAWLING ON THE WINDOW..", 06.15.2014
# "BITCH YOU GOT ME 50 SHADES OF FUCKED UP IF YOU THINK IM BOUT TO OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR", 03.09.2014
# "MF IS THIS THE SHIT THAT POPEYE WAS EATING OR SOME SHIT", -Damien, reviewing Cory's Chili, 03.06.2014
# "YO BITCH BUILT LIKE A HORIZONTAL WAFFLE", 01.07.2014
# "YO BITCH BUILT LIKE THIS SPECIFIC AMAZON BOX" 01.07.2014
# "YO BITCH BUILT LIKE A CORNDOG, STICK INCLUDED", 01.07.2014
# "omg he's lactose intolerant and i gave him a fucking chocolate milk.", -Damien, referring to Trory, 10.24.2014
# "GO HOME AND GET THE GUN", Various numerous dates
# "THEY RIPPED THE ROACH OPEN AND IT HAD CHEESE IN IT", Damien, referring to a video he saw online to C, 08.05.2014
# "CALL THE FIRE PEOPLE", 04.27.2010
# "Daryl has all kinds of powers, but he doesn't use any of them because I said it would be creepy to see a redneck flying", 04.14.2014
# "I JUST TOLD SOMEBODY THAT I HOPED THEY GOT SHOT IN THE ANKLES", 08.12.2014
# "You look like your ankles make guitar noises when you walk", 04.22.2014
# "BITCH BE SCARED OF THE TORNADO ANKLE BITERS", 04.14.2014
==== C ====
# "frongs screaming?", 3.07.2014
# "I passed out on the toilet.", 10.09.2014
# "MY SPINE HAIRS ARE STANDING.", 8.27.2014
# "I DON'T LIKE THE WORD SEAHORSE bc when I hear it I AUTOMATICALLY THINK OF A HORSE WITH A TAIL AND SOME SCALES THAT LIVES IN THE SEA", 09.26.2014
# "Corny", -C, referring to Cory, 9.25.2014
# "So..yall just have doors?", 10.22.2014
# "TRORY IS LIKE A RABBIT.. HE'S LIKE A MINI DOOR", 8.22.2014
# "LITERALLY AFTER I REMEMBERED SHE EXISTED I GOT MAD.", C, referring to Beth (Greene), while talking to Damien, 07.31.2014
# "Is that my van bruh", 7.13.2014
# "IS THE HOUSE SHANKING", 7.25.2014
# "IT SOUNDED LIKE SMTH THE FISH WOULD LISTEN TO", C, reviewing the song "Ninja Tuna" while talking to Damien, 06.08.2014
# "why does this sound like roblox tycoon music", -C, reviewing Cory's favorite song, while talking to Damien, 06.20.2014
# "MANIPULATIVE MY ASS, ILL MANIPULATE HER BIG FOREHEAD ASS INTO THE FUCKING FLOOR", -C, referring to Damien's Mom, 04.29.2014
# "Now ik that shirt don't say ankles..", -C, referring to Dave's "ankles" shirt, 10.19.2018
#"I will bust your fucking head to the white meat if you keep pissing on shit. You trifling hoe.", -C, to Bubba, 11.01.2008
#"I WILL DO YOUR ASS LIKE HOW THE ZODIAC KILLER DID HIS VICTIMS", -C, to Bubba, 11.01.2008
#"Write my name right now you bastard bitch.", C, to Bubba, 11.01.2008
==== Jesse ====
# "Do you think we'll be in love forever?", -Jesse, to Damien, 10.10.2008
#"I love you.", Jesse's to-be last words, right before a failed overdose suicide attempt, found on a drunken voicemail to Damien on 10.29.2008
==== Brandon ====
# "I'M GONNA OPEN THE DOOR... I'M HITTING HIM WITH A CHAIR", -Brandon, 8.22.2014, informing Damien that he was hitting The Man with a chair
==== Dave ====
# "DO YOU SEE THE WAY I'M SMACKING THE MAN WITH A CAST IRON SKILLET RIGHT NOW??", -Dave, through a walkie talkie, 08.22.2014
# "I'M TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OUT BUT HIS SKULLS MADE OUT OF TITANIUM OR SOMETHING", Dave, through a walkie talkie, 08.22.2014
# "Girl shut up, you mad built like the piano riff ringtone.", -Dave, to K after they insulted Damien, 10.02.2018
==== Quary ====
# "DAD CAN I SPEED???", -Quary, to Damien, 8.22.2014, fleeing from The Man's House after the Last Straw was pulled.
==== Cory ====
# "Yeah, Anthony is home. Srry was gett food", 08.14.2014
#"So they DRIVIN now???", Cory, referring to the Piano People while talking to Damien
==== Frankie ====
# "MY SISTER IS DATING A BRITISH MOTHERFU----.."
# "Mentally, I am 33 years old and asexual" -Frankie, to C, (Headspace 3.1), 03.13.2010
# "Bitches step on me and I quack", 03.15.2010
# "I fucking love running people over", 02.24.2010, in the process of saving his father from The Man's basement with Dave and C
# "Bitch i'm 3 feet tall", 03.13.2010
# "Someone called me an abominable snow roach", 03.13.2010
# "do I look like I have any hairs to do?", 03.13.2010
# "Bitch.. I'm not abominable i'm abolishable", 03.10.2010
# "Releasing carbon monoxide into the atmosphere like a fucking boss", 03.13.2010
# "I hate coming over here because everyone thinks I'm an old ass man", 03.13.2010
# "BITCH LOOK AT HOW BIG THIS MOTHERFUCKING PHONE IS COMPARED TO MY HAND", 03.13.2010
==== Trory ====
# "I you", -Trory, 07.26.2014
=== Conversations ===
==== Interaction between Quary and Dave during the Last Straw ====
Dave — 08/22/2014
"WE'RE PASSING THE BUSTERS"
Quary — 08/22/2014
"OH GOD. OKAY.. I'M ACTING CASUAL
DID THEY NOTICE US??"
Dave — 08/22/2014
"I DON'T THINK
THEY MIGHT'VE SEEN THE TOP OF MY FRO THOUGH"
Quary — 08/22/2014
"DAVID."
Dave — 08/22/2014
"I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
IT PUFFS UP WHEN IM SCARED."
Quary — 08/22/2014
"DAVE. BRUH. ISTG IF THEY FOLLOWING US BC OF YOUR PUFFINESS I'M GONNA THROW MY CRAP"
==== Interaction between Dave and Brandon during the Last Straw ====
Dave — 08/22/2014
"Stay safe Damien..
Please.."
Brandon.. — 08/22/2014
"What about me?"
Dave — 08/22/2014
"You too ig"
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