"Fortune Teller", Thomas D. Wiki

== My Story ==
Hello fellow "Dwikians", I am THE Thomas D. Wiki, founder of Dwiki and all affiliations with the Dwiki name.
Everything written in Dwiki is full of nothing but TRUTH, the truth of my own life experiences, everything from the Raid on Biblioberio to the Slovenian Machete Uprising, were REAL!!!
So I write this page to recount these major events into a timeline, so that the next reader of this page, can help all of us as a group, piece these events together.
~ Thomas D. Wiki
== Dwiki as of now ==
=== Timeline: ===
note: asterisks (*) indicate David Chiang events. 
(???) Yakub was born in the west side of detroit.
Before the year 0020: The nation of Dwiki was made and was immediately put into war with its neighboring states.
Year 0020-0029: French Warlord Jèan Pêpèi Cauquandbáōúlē III initiates the Dwikian Massacre and eradicates most of the Gangaramian Dynasty, as well as Dwiki. Gay gangsters of Detroit killed.
==== 1800s ====
1865-1877: Yakub 2 "the second coming of Yakub" invades Xinjiang and kills/displaces 21 million Chinese people.
1871: Obama -II, adopted son and uncle of Yakub founds Obama City.
==== 1900s ====
1952: First Phantom Buzzing incident, Leonardinio Gay gets turned gay.
1958-1962: USSR Representative, John Guo and Leonetes F. Bingo made/trained in Smertinayarka Military Base.
May 23, 1978: Raid on Biblioberio, Obomina established and dissolved, Obama -II passes away at over the age of 107 from a drug overdose and a robber.
1978-1979: Zanzibari War of Independence.
==== 2000s ====
2001: Slovenian Machete Uprising, Yakub weeps.
2009: Obomina (Obama City) reestablished.
*2011: Singapore I-Mail. Unclear what this is, some sort of Chinese Scandal.
*October 21st 2011: Chinese Financial Meltdown and destruction of the SASAC Control Board of the People's Republic.
2016: Task Force Baberu Incident, Phantom Buzzing incident. Bule Fox appointed as general of Zanzibar.
December 30th-31st, 2016: Dacosta Jemima State Prison Break Incident by the SOC-GPBU. Death of Chinese operative "Gay Santa".
April 19th, 2017: Zanzibar Bank Heist. Death of Clark "Grandma" Gayson.
April 24th, 2017: Operation Zanzibar Orwell Eye started by the AP-PIZLA
2018: Daler Mehdi arrested for human trafficking in Zanzibar.
*December 11th, 2019: Killing of Tao Tang and Amy Tang.
*2020: Death of Shu Long
*February 2021: Tse Hai Kung killed in a hit-list style murder in Beijing.
June 17th, 2021: pakistanpower.co.pk is taken down.
*August 22, 2021: China Text Messages Scandal.
*June 30th-July 20th, 2021: Death of John Guo, from bronze poisoning as well as sever dehydration and death of Dan Zhengwu, who died from being tortured and dropped into a vat of acid on the top of the world bank by a group of thugs.
to be continued