ヘブンドープ (Heaven Dope)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Singer	Singer	Singer	flower	Niru Kajitsu
Japanese 	Romaji 	
ここには聖者はいない 	koko ni wa seija wa inai 	There are no saints here,
命の借金取りと 題“善人”の絵画を 	inochi no shakkintori to dai “zennin” no kaiga o 	Only those who hold the power of life and death
安価で押し売るパトロン 	anka de oshiuru patoron 	And patrons who hard-sell paintings of the "good guys" for cheap.
吝嗇家 仏頂面 分からず屋 選りすぐった 	rinshokuka bucchouzura wakarazuya yorisugutta 	Misers, sulky faces, hardheads, they were all handpicked.
皆平等と発禁を交互に口語したがるアンパイア 	mina byoudou to hakkin o kougo ni kougo shitagaru anpaia 	These umpires like to talk one after the other about how everyone's equal and they're not allowed to sell.
再審を望むクリミナル 安全圏で嗤うファンダム 	saishin o nozomu kuriminaru anzenken de warau fandamu 	Criminals hope for retrial, fandoms laugh from the safe zone.
享楽主義コメンテーターは薪をくべる 薪をくべる 	kyouraku shugi komenteetaa wa maki o kuberu maki o kuberu 	Hedonistic commentators continue to add more and more wood to the flames.
足掻いてくたばった末にようやく報われたとか思ったの？ 	agaite kutabatta sue ni youyaku mukuwareta toka omotta no? 	Did you think that after you struggled and went down, you'd finally get rewarded?
浅ましいやましい魂さえ ここで受け入れましょう 	asamashii yamashii tamashii sae koko de ukeiremashou 	Even such shallow and miserable souls, "all of them are welcome here".
 	 	
眈々と 虎視眈々と 	tantan to koshitantan to 	Vigilantly watching like a tiger.
燃すランタン淡々と 	mosu rantan tantan to 	Lit lanterns burn quietly.
眈々と 虎視眈々と 	tantan to koshitantan to 	Vigilantly watching like a tiger.
燃すランタン淡々と 	mosu rantan tantan to 	Lit lanterns burn quietly.
爛々と刺す太陽光に 	ranran to sasu taiyoukou ni 	In the blazing sunlight,
いとも簡単に 	ito mo kantan ni 	So easily,
溶かされた蝋の羽根は 	tokasareta rou no hane wa 	The wings of wax melted away
永遠に歪 	towa ni ibitsu 	And they remain forever distorted.
 	 	
何もいらないよ 	nani mo iranai yo 	I don't need anything.
俗世 すべてを忘れて 	zokuse subete o wasurete 	Forget everything mundane.
快楽耽りゃ 	kairaku fukerya 	Lose yourself in pleasure.
ヘブン ヘブンドープ 	hebun hebundoopu 	Heaven. Heaven Dope.
心配いらない 	shinpai iranai 	Don't worry.
転ばぬ先の杖でさえ 	korobanu saki no tsue de sae 	While prevention is better than cure,
へし折られる 	heshiorareru 	even prevention could contain poison.This line is literally "Even a cane procured to prevent a fall can be broken" from the expression 転ばぬ先の杖 "Procure a cane before you fall" meaning "prevention is better than a cure."
あの世も末 ずっとここに居ろよ 	ano yo mo sue zutto koko ni iro yo 	It's the end of the other world! Just stay here forever.
ヘブンドープ 	hebundoopu 	Heaven. Heaven Dope.
 	 	
ここには生者はいない 	koko ni wa seija wa inai 	There are no living beings here.
そう3億飛んで1,655,722の匹だか人だか 	sou san'oku tonde ichi, rokugogo, nananini no hiki da ka hito da ka 	Yes, 301,655,722 animals or people.
自称審判 烏合の衆 	jishou shinpan ugou no shuu 	Self-proclaimed umpires: a disorderly crowd.
偽善で磨いた斧 各々引っ提げ 	gizen de migaita ono onoono hissage 	Each with an ax sharpened by hypocrisy,
ケイパー 主演成りきって 	keipaa muubii shuen narikitte 	And pretending they're the stars of Caper Films,
罪人やスーパースター共の寿命 叩き割り 	zainin ya suupaasutaadomo no jumyou tatakiwari 	They smash a hole in the souls of sinners and superstars.
その隙間から おコンバンハして「天罰だ」って 	sono sukima kara okonbanwa shite "tenbatsu da" tte 	and through that hole, they'll say good evening and shout, "Here's Johnny!"
海や蜘蛛の巣で威張り散んだって 	umi ya kumo no su de ibari chindatte 	They're caught in the spider's web, yet they're acting like bigots.
｢可哀想｣の一言も押し並べ他人事 	"kawaisou" no hitokoto mo oshinarabe hitogoto 	"Poor thing," they say, and with that one word, it's someone else's problem.
寝ても醒めても走馬灯 	nete mo samete mo soumatou 	Sleeping and waking, you find yourself still in your nightmare.
無二の人生 伸るか反るかの 	muni no jinsei norukasoruka no 	This life is peerless, it's all or nothing.
大勝負におんぶにだっこばっかすんなって 	ooshoubu ni onbu ni dakko bakka sun natte 	This contest is do-or-die, don't depend on someone else for everything.
そろそろさ気付いたろ 	sorosoro sa kizuitaro 	It's about time you realized that
何処に逝っても安寧は無え 	doko ni itte mo annei wa nee 	No matter where you go, there's no peace.
 	 	
R.I.P. 	R.I.P. 	R.I.P.
来世 すべてを忘れて 	raise subete o wasurete 	In the next life, forget everything
遊び尽くせよ 	asobitsukuse yo 	Play your heart out as an innocent child.
ヘブン ヘブンドープ 	hebun hebundoopu 	Heaven. Heaven Dope.
心配いらない 	shinpai iranai 	Don't worry.
転ばぬ先の杖はただ 	korobanu saki no tsue wa tada 	The prevention you have in mind
短くなっただけなのだから 	mijikaku natta dake nano dakara 	just isn't as effective as it used to be.This is literally "The staff you procured to prevent a fall has just gotten a little shorter, that's all."
眈々と 虎視眈々と 	tantan to koshitantan to 	Vigilantly watching like a tiger.
燃すランタン淡々と 	mosu rantan tantan to 	Lit lanterns burn quietly.
眈々と 虎視眈々と 	tantan to koshitantan to 	Vigilantly watching like a tiger.
燃すランタン淡々と 	mosu rantan tantan to 	Lit lanterns burn quietly.
爛々と刺す太陽光に 	ranran to sasu taiyoukou ni 	In the blazing sunlight,
いとも簡単に 	ito mo kantan ni 	So easily,
溶かされた蝋こそあなたが生きた価値 	tokasareta rou koso anata ga ikita kachi 	The wax melts away, and that shows the real value of your life.
 	 	
虐待・私欲・欺瞞 棚上げに生前の善行と品行方正を謳う 	gyakutai shiyoku giman tanaage ni seizen no zenkou to hinkouhousei o utau 	Sinners always set aside all of their abuse, greed, and deceit, and extol the good deeds and moral conduct they upheld in their lifetime.
奴らもここに来りゃ そう 【全能】に等しく裁かれる 	yatsura mo koko ni kurya sou [zennou] ni hitoshiku sabakareru 	They'll be judged equally be the "omnipotent being" when they get here.
奪っといてさ救済の懇願 	ubattoite sa kyuusai no kongan 	How can sinners seek salvation?
虫がいいったらねありゃしないわね 	mushi ga iittara ne arya shinai wa ne 	There ought to be a limit to how shameless they can be.
才能、性別、フォロワー、偏差値、キル数、etc... 	sainou, seibetsu, forowaa, hensachi, kirusuu, etc... 	Talent, gender, followers, stats, KDR, etc...
全てが無に帰す お告げされ 	subete ga mu ni kisu otsugesare 	Someone tells them that all will return to nothingness.
ああさぞかし愉快痛快でしょう 	aa sazokashi yukai tsuukai deshou 	Oh, how delightful and thrilling it must be.
なのに汝、これ以上何を望む？ 	nanoni nanji, kore ijou nani o nozomu? 	Then isn't that enough already? What more do you want?
奴らが業火に焼かれ悶える様 	yatsura ga gouka ni yakare modaeru sama 	The sight of them writhing in flames?
その目でしかと見届けたいかい？ 	sono me de shika to mitodoketai kai? 	You want to witness it with your own eyes?
私刑崇拝自慢大会 	shikei suuhai jiman taikai 	A bragging contest for those who worship vigilantism.
こりゃたまげたな、いや参った 	korya tamageta na, iya maitta 	I wasn't expecting this, I'm beat.
『まるであなた悪魔みたいだね。』 	“marude anata akuma mitai da ne.” 	"You look like the devil."
 	 	
逃げるなよ 	nigeru na yo 	Don't run away.
前世 すべてを忘れて 	zense subete o wasurete 	Forget everything in your past life
生に媚びなよ 	sei ni kobi na yo 	Live your life, even if it's pathetic.
ヘブン ヘブンドープ 	hebun hebundoopu 	Heaven. Heaven Dope.
心配いらない 	shinpai iranai 	Don't worry.
君を苦しめるすべては 	kimi o kurushimeru subete wa 	Everything that causes you pain
いつか無価値で無音な灰になるわ 	itsuka mukachi de muon na hai ni naru wa 	Will one day turn to worthless, silent ashes.
 	 	
おさらばさ [カンフル剤をひとつ] 	osaraba sa [kanfuruzai o hitotsu] 	Farewell. [Here's "a shot in the arm".]
俗世 すべてを忘れて [神の如く幅を利かした有象無象は] 	zokuse subete o wasurete [kami no gotoku haba o kikashita uzoumuzou wa] 	Forget everything mundane. [The masses behave as pompous as gods.]
快楽耽りゃ [生活水準下げられず] 	kairaku fukerya [seikatsu suijun sagerarezu] 	Lose yourself in pleasure. [Unable to lower their standard of living,]
ヘブン ヘブンドープ [雲上でも派手に大宴会] 	hebun hebundoopu [unjou demo hade ni daienkai] 	Heaven. Heaven Dope. [they throw a big party all the way above the clouds.]
心配いらない [そう吐瀉物塗れチャリティー 無礼講] 	shinpai iranai [sou toshabutsu mamire charitii bureikou] 	Don't worry. [Yes, that charity party is covered in vomit and excreta, it's uninhibited merrymaking.]
転ばぬ先の杖でさえ [バームクーヘンの穴にクレームを] 	korobanu saki no tsue de sae [baamukuuhen no ana ni kureemu o] 	While prevention is better than cure, [Stupid claims about the baumkuchen hole.]
へし折られる [政策・文化・顔面・売り方] 	heshiorareru [seisaku bunka ganmen urikata] 	Even prevention could contain poison. [Policy, culture, looks, sales method.]
あの世も末さ [果ては幸せそうで気に喰わないとか] 	ano yo mo sue sa [hate wa shiawasesou de ki ni kuwanai toka] 	It's the end of the other world. [In the end, even just looking happy will be too much for people to swallow.]
何もいらないよ [文句を垂れるが何も成せず] 	nani mo iranai yo [monku o tareru ga nani mo nasezu] 	You don't need anything. [They complain, but do nothing.]
来世 すべてを忘れて [代案もろくに出せず] 	raise subete o wasurete [daian mo roku ni dasezu] 	Forget about the next life. [They can't even come up with an alternative.]
遊び尽くせよ [忌むべき存在を眼前から消す為] 	asobitsukuse yo [imubeki sonzai o ganzen kara kesu tame] 	Play your heart out as an innocent child. [To erase the abominable being from their sight,]
ヘブン ヘブンドープ [主語がクソでかい害虫として暮らす] 	hebun hebundoopu [shugo ga kuso dekai gaichuu to shite kurasu] 	Heaven. Heaven Dope. [They're pests who generalize their personal opinions into some big ****ing subjects.]
心配いらない [冥土の土産に茶濁す] 	shinpai iranai [meido no miyage ni cha nigosu] 	Don't worry. [And they leave with nothing but ugliness.]
君のすべてを守るから [程度低い言葉で枕濡らす] 	kimi no subete o mamoru kara [teido hikui kotoba de makura nurasu] 	I'll protect everything that you are, [Even though they are sinners, they cry into their pillows when others speak ill of them.]
いつか無価値で無音な灰になれば [安全圏でほざく『命は貴重 尊く』] 	itsuka mukachi de muon na hai ni nareba [anzenken de hozaku “inochi wa kichou toutoku”]	When you turn to worthless, silent ashes. [From the safe zone, they say, "life is precious and ultimate".]
==Translation Notes==
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*FRUITÁGE (album)
==External Links==
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*piapro - Lyrics
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===Unofficial===
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