Oh Man! I'm in Russia Again!

Oh Man! I'm in Russia Again! is a Mr. Rrarrg episode. In this episode, the gang ends up in Russia after an accident.
===Characters===
*Patrick
*Rrarrg
*Grr
*Babba
*Grugg
*Putin (single appearance)
*Russian Guards
*Prisoners
*George Liquor American (mentioned)
==Transcript ==
(Shot of the mountains)
(Cut inside; Slow zoom in to Patrick and the monsters in the kitchen doing chemistry)
Patrick: And now, to add the sodium.
(Patrick opens a bag of sodium and puts it in)
Patrick: And the finishing touch… potassium!
(He drops in the potassium and it explodes, sending them flying out of the mountain top)
(Cut to Russia, where we see the government building)
(A guy is cleaning in the front; That whistle sound you hear sometimes in cartoons when something is falling is heard)
(The guy looks up and we see the gang dropping down from above)
Guy: AH!
(The guy runs away and the gang lands on him)
Patrick: Ugh… Where are we?
(The gang looks around)
Patrick: It seems familiar…
(Patrick looks over to the government mansion)
Patrick: Let's ask this house!
(Patrick walks up to the door and knocks on it)
(Putin comes out)
Putin: Да?
Patrick: Uh, hi.
Putin: Ah, hello! You must be tourists!
(Patrick and Rrarrg look at each other)
Putin: Come inside, I'll show you around!
(Cut inside the mansion where they walk around and look at the things)
Putin: And over there is my gold plated cat!
(Shot of a gold covered cat)
Putin: Made with real gold! And cat!
(Patrick shudders)
Putin: Why don't you boys sit down with me for some tea?
Patrick: Oh boy! I'd love to!
(Screenwipe to them drinking tea)
Patrick: Wow this tea is great! What do you call it?
Putin: We call it чай.
Patrick: Mm! 
(Patrick takes a sip and falls to the ground)
Grr: GRGR! (OH MY GOD!)
(Rrarrg and Grugg then fall to the ground as well)
Babba: Bababababababa (you know, this tea could be better.)
(Babba also falls to the ground)
(Grr starts feeling a little woozy, and eventually falls as well)
Putin: [evil russian laughter]
(Putin snaps his fingers and a couple of guards drag the gang away)
(Cut to Patrick waking up in a gulag)
Patrick: Huh?! Where am i?!
(Loud microphone feedback is heard)
Putin: [through speaker] Hello gentlemen. You are now in the gulag. If anyone attempts to leave, they will be brutally killed. And now, for the rest of your lives you will be doing things for me. And if you don't get up to my standards, an execution will proceed. 
Prisoner 1: Now wait a minute, this seems a little-
(Prisoner 1 falls through a trapdoor; A distant burping sound can be heard soon after)
(Patrick gulps in distress)
Putin: Now, what I want you to do is to dance for me. My guards have taken the liberty to put you all in uniform.
(Patrick looks down; close up of fishnets on Patrick's legs)
Putin: DANCE!
(Everyone dances the can can in harmony)
Putin: Yes.. good…
Patrick: [whispering to prisoner 2] Do you think we'll get ice cream after this?
Prisoner 2: [whispering to Patrick] Are you nuts?! This is Putin god dammit! Do you THINK he'll give you ice cream?!
(Patrick thinks for a moment)
Patrick: [whispering to prisoner 2] yes.
Putin: Now STRIP!
Prisoner 3: But we're already-
(Prisoner 3 falls through a trapdoor)
(Everyone takes off their fishnets and underwear)
Putin: Now, SUCK EACH OTHER!!!
(Patrick gulps then walks up to a big prisoner)
(Patrick looks down and prepares himself)
(Shot of Putin grinning, with wet sucking noises being heard in the background)
Putin: Yes… good…
(Cut to Patrick sucking on the guy's 11th finger; The guy seems to have a pleasured face, and it looks like he's holding his temptation)
(Then some cum shoots up Patrick's mouth; Patrick swallows it and shudders in disgust)
Patrick: A little salty for my taste…
Putin: Hmm… Some of you didn't seem to do as I say! So I will send you down to your doom!
(Some people fall down a trapdoor and a burping sound can be heard soon after)
Putin: Alright, that's it for today's session. You can put your clothes back on, and everyone can go to their cells now.
Grr: Grgrr?! (cells?!)
(The guards come in and attach a prisoner lock on them; then they walk through the door into the main section of the gulag, where the prisoners are held)
(Everyone gets thrown into their cells and their cell doors are locked; the guards then march off)
Patrick: Augh, I can still taste the fresh semen!
(A short jingle can be heard)
Russian Guard 1: [through a speaker] All prisoners report to the main hall.
(Screenwipe transition to all the prisoners lined up with Putin walking in)
Putin: I will now give each of you a task to do. Complete the task and you live. Do anything else, and you will be sent to george liquor, american.
(The prisoners collectively gulp nervously)
(Cut to the prisoners raking leaves outside)
Putin: That's it, rake those leaves! You missed a spot! That's right!
Patrick: [to self] This is exhausting…
(Two prisoners bump into each other and switch piles)
(Putin looks around to make sure there are no leaves left)
Putin: Alright, is all good…
(Fade to the prisoners cleaning the toilets with Putin yelling something at them, while dramatic music plays)
(Patrick slows down for a bit but then Putin yells at him and Patrick goes as fast as possible)
(Fade to the prisoners cooking food in the prison kitchen)
(A prisoner takes out a ladle full of slop and hands it to Putin for tasting, he spits it out on a guard and pulls a lever to send the prisoner down a trapdoor)
(Fade to the prisoners at a store looking for items for Putin; A prisoner shows Putin an item, he shakes his head and sends the prisoner down a trapdoor, leaving one of the guards confused)
(Fade to the prisoners marching and chanting around a prisoner, who is about to be burned at the stake)
Prisoner 4: No! Please! I have a family and 2 kids!
(A prisoner throws some gasoline on the prisoner; Putin then proceeds to light a match as the prisoner line up behind him)
(Putin drops the match on the gasoline covered prisoner)
Prisoner 4: No! Wait!
(Putin emotionlessly stares at the burning prisoner while he's screaming, with the prisoner being reflected in his eyes)
(The other prisoners also stand there and watch; Patrick gulps)
(Fade to Patrick in his prison cell at night, with the moon being the only source of light)
Patrick: The horror! The HORROR!!! It's unbearable! Putin is a sick... sick man… How does he sleep?!
(Cut to Putin peacefully sleeping in bed with a teddy bear in hand)
Patrick: I must put a stop to this… But I must sleep now, or else the guards will find me..
(Patrick pulls the blanket on himself, then it shatters; he goes to sleep anyway)
(Fade to morning, where the prisoners are lined up)
Putin: So today I have some new activities for you all.. First-
Patrick: Hey!
(Putin sharply glares at Patrick)
Patrick: I bet I can't beat you in a fight!
(The prisoners gasp)
Prisoner 5: Don't do it man!
Patrick: Shut up!
Putin: One of my own prisoners? Challenging me?
Patrick: You're darn right I am! And I challenge you to a fair fight! Bare hands!
Putin: Deal. But if I win, I get to execute you..
Patrick: And if I win, you let all these prisoners free!
(Putin and Patrick firmly shake hands)
Putin: Well then.
(Fade to a boxing ring)
Russian Guard 2: Welcome, to the fight! Between Putin! And that guy!
(Pan over to Putin, who rips off his usual uniform to reveal a great musculature)
(Pan over to Patrick, who rips off his prison uniform to reveal a clown outfit, then he rips off that to reveal his great musculature)
Russian Guard 2: Let the fight begin!
(Putin and Patrick charge at each other and lock hands)
(Then Putin comes in for an uppercut, sending Patrick flying across the ring!)
Patrick: Ugh…
(Putin walks over to Patrick but then Patrick trips Putin over)
(Patrick grabs Putin and spins him around, and after a few seconds, Putin kicks Patrick straight in the face!)
(The prisoners are cheering on for Patrick, hoping that he'd win and set them free)
(Patrick then stands up and charges at Putin, who comes in for a belly punch)
(Then Patrick pokes Putin straight in his eyes, and sends him flying with a swift punch!)
(Putin rubs his eyes and growls, then comes in with a kick)
(Patrick laughs, then notices Putin but he swiftly kicks Patrick)
(Patrick then stretches one of the sides of the ring and goes in for a body slam on Putin)
(Putin punches Patrick in his ass, Patrick does it in Putin's crotch, then Putin punches Patrick's face)
(Then they turn into a cartoon fight cloud)
(The dust settles and we see Putin on Patrick, as Patrick is about to lose!)
(The prisoners are looking worried, as they are sure that Patrick is done!)
(But then, Patrick kicks Putin in the air and tackles him to the ground)
Russian Guard 2: Three, Two, One! And we have a winner!
(The prisoners cheer loudly and happily, as they are now set free from the clutches of the horrible man; they all proceed to rip off their prison uniforms, and are now in their underwear)
Putin: I can't believe it… I lost! I never lose! I demand a rematch!
Patrick: Sorry man, no take backs.
(Putin tears up and proceeds to cry that he lost to a fatass starfish)
Rrarrg: Rrarrararg! (You did it!)
Grr: Grgrgr! (You saved us all!)
(The barnacle monsters toss Patrick in the air and cheer)
(The prisoners come up to the ring and cheer aswell)
(The barnacle monsters put Patrick down)
Patrick: Thanks guys.
(The big prisoner then bashes the wall with his head and it makes a giant hole; he proceeds to run out of it and so do the other prisoners)
(Putin is still crying, but moments later he gets shot right in the head!)
(Patrick puts the gun back into his pocket)
Babba: Bab. (Woah.)
Patrick: Figured he wasn't needed in this country anymore now that he lost to someone like me.
(Shot of Patrick grinning while looking absolutely disgusting)
Patrick: Well, let's go back home.
(Patrick and the barnacle monsters leave the prison while Putin's dead corpse is just laying there)
(Iris out on Putin's blown head)
(The end!)
==Trivia==
*This episode was supposed to be a part of season 2, but ended up as the first episode of season 3 due to Existant previously cancelling the show.
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