MAD: Lost Segments

So you know that weird Cartoon Network show, MAD? It always displayed jacked up crap. Spoofed TV shows. Spy vs. Spy. 
Well I do know of a few minor segments that did not actually make it to TV. Here are a few. I'll add more as I find them. OK?
Spy vs. Spy: The white spy and black spy are at war again, but the music cuts short like a record player. Then it starts, slowed down and backwards. A mysterious grey spy comes down with several tools. It stabs the black spy in the eyes, ears, heart, and every opening. The worst was the anus. The spy screamed from pain as his injuries turned hyperrralistic, and the white spy tackled the grey spy. But White could not be matched as the grey spy smashed the white one's heads to bits.
Misc. Short: A girl in a long white dress has long black hair. She finds scissors. Disturbingly, she cut smile into her mouth without wincing, and cut off all her hair until she started cutting into skin and leaving behind bald patches. Whispering was heard in the background along with static and backwards piano music until there was a sine wave and it showed the scissors in an empty funeral casket. The now deformed girl smiles with bloody fanged teeth and bites off her flesh as a snack.
Spy vs. Spy: it was the same as before, but... I rewound it. Played backwards, the grey spy never actually existed. It was static.
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