Monsters, Inc./Trailer transcripts

==Teaser Trailer==
After the MPAA screen, and the Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios logo, we zoom in on a bedroom door. From the Creators of “Toy Story.”
:Announcer: Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tucked them in, and shut off the light, (The lights go out) that there are monsters hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge. (The doorknob starts shaking, we hear some knocking and a card slides through...) But what they don't know is, it's nothing personal. It's just their job.
...only for Mike (Billy Crystal) and Sulley (John Goodman) to fall to the floor, and in an empty bedroom to boot.
:Mike: There's nobody here.
:Sulley: Huh? (They both get up)
:Mike: There's no kid. There's supposed to be a kid. There's no kid to scare.
:Sulley: All right. Don't panic.
:Mike: I'm panicking because there's a total lack of kid here!
:Sulley: No no no no, shh. De-de...let's just check the schedule.
:Mike: This is very embarrassing. (Reads the schedule) Let me see. "9:00."
:Sulley: 9:00.
:Mike: "Boy's bedroom."
:Sulley: Boy's bedroom.
:Mike: "Out in Magnolia."
:Sulley: Magnolia? Give me that. (Takes the schedule and reads it himself) It's Mongolia. Mike, does this look like Mongolia to you?
:Mike: (Feeling a little embarrassed) Yeah...well, kind of.
:Sulley: Okay, you remember the fifth grade?
:Mike: Yeah.
:Sulley: When you spent all your time passing notes to Susie Boyles...
:Mike: Loved her.
:Sulley: ...the rest of us were studying geography! This is not Mongolia!
:Mike: (annoyed) Oh, would you listen to this? Blame it on the little guy. How original. He must have read the schedule wrong with his ONE EYE!
:Sulley: (attempting to forgive) Mike, come on. Don't take it personally. Come on. Don't be so sensitive.
:Mike: (overlapping) You were thinking that! You were thinking that!
:Sulley: Come on, buddy. Little blinky. Who's your buddy? Who's your buddy? Come on. Come on, come on.
:Mike: (overlapping) Don't do that. I'm resisting you. Don't make me like you. I don't wanna like you now. (Smiles) Oh, all right. (Gives friendly punches to Sulley's chest) Hey! Guess which planet I am. (Brings out a hula hoop around his body) Huh? Come on! Look! Guess which planet I am. (Mimics a planet moving around the room)
:Sulley: Okay, I'm gonna go back to the break room before all the donuts are gone. (He walks out of the room)
:Mike: Hey, don't you even get it? You big throw rug? (Just then, a dog is heard growling, startling Mike) Oh.
An eye opens, and the title "MONSTERS, INC." fades in
Mike (VO): Nice doggy. (chuckles) Nice big doggy. Sulley? Sulley, open the door! OPEN THE DOOR!
Cut back to the bedroom
:Mike:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (The door opens, and Sulley grabs Mike by the head, taking him out) AHH--!
It closes, and then the text "COMING SOON ONLY IN THEATERS THANKGSGIVING 2001 COMING TO THEATERS NOVEMBER 2ND, 2001" and a copyright notice are shown.
==Theatrical Trailer==
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