Bikit Bestörs

"What is Bikit Bestörs"? Did you think we knew?Note of advice: "ö" is used every time the name is mentioned to deter browser search algorithms and lead unwanted attention from certain parties away from the Council.
== Bikit Bestörs ==
Bikit Bestörs earliest appearance was on January 20, 2017 at 7:10 PM when Gus uploaded it to his steam workshop. Titled "Bikit Bestörs SNPC", it was a poorly drawn purple cube with thick yellow limbs, with beady black eyes and a mouth. More like a toddlers nightmare scrawling if anything. Gus provides no explanation or context, simply explaining its a "nextbot smart npc of besköt vectors", and that it has replaced sounds, "so it is besköt." What is besköt? No clue, it doesn't mean anything in spanish either. What is bestörs? No clue. What is Bikit? No clue.
The comments on Bikit echo the same questions, as well as reasonably angry people wondering why Gus keeps uploading what is basically the equivalent of someone's schizophrenic doodles onto the GMOD workshop. A lone man known as "floppa" asks, "what show is besköt bestörares". No response from Gus. So you see, everything about this creature is truly completely mysterious. 
== History ==
After Bikit was uploaded for the first time, it stayed dormant, as it should, until some psychopath decided to make it three-dimensional and included it in a 3D nextbot pack, publishing it on February 26, 2022 at 7:40 PM. This addon has nearly 50,000 downloads, sending Bikit Bestörs into the 'relatively obscure' level of weird GMOD roleplaying children circles. Even now there are several videos portraying Bikit and his variants, but with no explanation as to what Bikit even is. The Bikitverse continues to expand as more random children upload their own variants, most famously, the "Bikit Bestörs Color Trilogy" being uploaded on 1/11/2023 at 9:55 AM. Not only that, but soon these versions had 3D variants as well. The American would especially get into the fray, making his own variant of Bikit dubbed "Forgotten Bikit Bestörs", uploading it on 10/1/2022 at 11:05 PM, and, you guessed it, it was made 3D.
Gus's first mention of Bikit Bestörs on his own server would be on 1/8/2023, when he posted a screenshot of it standing next to what can only be assumed to be a poorly made 3D bionicle nextbot. Meme Lord asks Gus what the actual shrek Bikit Bestörs even is, to which Gus responds somewhere along the lines of "It is Bikit and Beskörs". Meme Lord dives into the lore and finds that Bikit Bestörs appears to be simply Gus's magnum opus, with several youtube videos and kids calling his name. It gets only more confusing when on 1/22/2023, Sly Frog Fry would verbally ask Gus and another Gus Server Member known as Rina the Shiba what Bikit Bestörs was in a stream on Gus's new server, after Gus and Rina discussed Bikit Bestörs in length (or at least, Rina was going on about them for the past half hour as Gus occasionally grunted). Rina simply paused and seemed to think deeply for a while before famously saying "...y-yeah, what is Bikit Bestörs? Gus? What's Bikit Bestörs?" Gus would mumble indistinguishable nonsense before going back to watching spanish Gumball. Rina even dm's Gus this question, as shown during the recorded livestream. During this same conversation, Rina begins talking about how theres a girl version of Bikit, further confusing Meme Lord and Sly Frog Fry. Meme Lord was upset that he was no closer to finding out what this thing was, seeing this as a lost cause, and decided to change tactics. Thus he and Sly Frog Fry began a grand quest to convince this member that not only was there a live-action Bikit Bestörs movie that came out in 2011, but that there was a full wiki that he could learn more from it. The joke worked until the members mom pulled them off their computer. Little did the Council know that that wiki would someday become reality... 
Meme Lord asked yet again what Bikit Bestörs was to the server a few hours after this, where he would FINALLY get a clue from The American, stating that Gus at one point claimed it was "based off of a child or a baby". Sly Frog Fry jokes that it doesn't have a gender, to which Gus must have read and taken personally, because 2 days later he would upload "Bikia Bestöria", a pink version of Bikit Bestörs with a bow, with the description describing it as Bikit Bestörs' girlfriend. The music also playing over Bikit Bestörs is bizzare, a youtube commenter saying it is "call galaxy on way ok man", but it is in fact just the Dragon Ball theme sped up. Meme Lord and Sly Frog Fry continue the joke of the nonexistent Bikit Bestörs movie in the Gus Server to this day.
Bikit Bestörs became an inside joke on the Council, a representation of Gus and a recurring character in memes. The Snazzmaster even did a sketch of the character in the background of his birthday commission for Gus. The name of Bikit Bestörs has become a rampant running joke within the Council, where the name would be combined with literally anything, for example; bikit for examplsters. Dozens of variants were also drawn and made during Garphic Phone matches. On 4/16/2023, The Meme Lord even made an entire fake wiki for the thing, now dubbed Wiki Bestörs, where not only does it contain all the legitimate information known, but also every variant ever made, as well as a decent amount of misinformationsters.
=== The Social Engineeringsters ===
Mike Kachowski eventually became just as frustrated as Meme Lord and the two started going at great lengths with Gus to find out what Bikit Bestörs was. A good theory was that he was the cube monster "Ao Oni", a bizarre japanese horror monster, due to a random Scratch account having made a project about both Bikit Bestörs and Ao Oni. The two look very similar but there is no presence of the color yellow whatsoever. This is the closest they've ever gotten to making a direct reference. Thus, the two resorted to social engineering to try to get Gus to honestly answer them what it was.
This phase has been going on since 9/27/2023. Meme Lord constructed a very easy-to-understand image that more or less directly required Gus to answer, but even this failed to work and Gus instead made yet another nextbot sketch of the character, declaring it "Bukit Besters". It is very likely Gus completely made up the character himself, similar to Crant. But Meme Lord and Mike Kachowski still want some form of confirmation, and Gus is yet to even confirm if it was his idea or not. He has recently claimed Bikit Bestörs was from the "Bikit Bestörs (series)".
Surprisingly, Gus has recently updated the original Bikit Bestörs SNPC with a new description and yet another altered name for the being: "Bukit Bisters". Gus made this change sometime between August and November of 2023. Mike Kachowski first noticed this, and thanks to Meme Lord's web archives of the page, they were able to determine it was a very recent change. Gus himself was asked this in his sever, but no reasonable answer was given.
And that is, to date, all we know of this mysterious, elusive being. It is fair to say that its quite possible that there just isn't an answer. Gus probably has no clue what it is, which isn't very weird to say if you've ever met Gus, and is more than likely just an insane scribbling he did when he was 11 (that's how old he was when he uploaded the nextbot), and then he gave it an even more insane name. Bikit Bestörs appears to be an entire phenomenon, captivating hundreds of weird, roleplaying and nextbot-chasing goldfish children who have no idea what Bikit Bestörs is, but are more than happy to waste several hours being chased by a purple cube with yellow pool noodle arms. 
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