Wanda/Quotes

This page lists Wanda's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
==Wanda==
===Tools===
====Base Game====
* Axe- "I'm used to using more delicate tools."
* Luxury Axe- "What else will I use gold for around here?"
* Shovel- "My clocksmith hands weren't made for this kind of work..."
* Regal Shovel- "If I have to spend time digging holes, I can at least be fancy."
* Pickaxe- "The quickest way to break stone."
* Opulent Pickaxe- "Just don't think about it and it'll make sense."
* Razor- "This seems dangerous."
* Hammer- "Sometimes things need undoing."
* Pitchfork- "I'm used to working with much smaller tools."
* Feather Pencil- "Good for jotting down notes in a hurry."
* Brush- "Caring for animals is so time consuming!"
* Saddle- "I've got a saddle, now I just need an animal to ride..."
* War Saddle- "Very imposing."
* Glossamer Saddle- "This should help my beefalo pick up the pace."
* Saddlehorn- "I'll finally be able to take the saddle off that poor beast!"
* Salt Lick- "Imagine getting so distracted by a chunk of salt."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pocket Scale- "In my opinion, everything should have a pocket-sized version."
* Garden Hoe- "Tilling is so tedious."
* Splendid Garden Hoe- "Why can't the dirt just move itself?"
* Watering Can- "Gardens need so much attention."
* Watering Can (empty)- "What? How is it empty already?"
* Waterfowl Can- "I knew that beak would come in handy."
* Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Right, I'm supposed to get the water first."
* Beefalo Bell- "It makes taming beefalo so much faster!"
===Lights===
====Base Game====
* Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "It keeps the shadows at bay."
* Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Oh botheration, I got carried away with the kindling!"
* Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "That feels better."
* Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "It needs more to burn if I want it to last."
* Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I need to give it something to burn, quickly!"
* Campfire (out)- "That was nice while it lasted."
* Fire Pit (out)- "I could get it going again in no time at all."
* Torch- "It'll keep the darkness at bay. For a time, at least."
* Miner Hat- "Quite an improvement on the classic handheld lantern."
* Pumpkin Lantern- "It's honestly one of the least spooky things around here."
* Lantern- "I'd better keep this close, just in case."
====Reign of Giants====
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "It keeps the shadows at bay."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Oh botheration, I got carried away with the kindling!"
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "That feels better."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "It needs more to burn if I want it to last."
* Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "I need to give it something to burn, quickly!"
* Endothermic Fire (out)- "That was nice while it lasted."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "I could get it going again in no time at all."
* Moggles- "What a funny looking hat. Let me try it on!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Mushlight (off)- "What a strangely shaped mushroom."
* Mushlight (on)- "Light made without oil or matches never ceases to amaze me."
* Mushlight (burnt)- "I guess it's time to find a new light."
* Glowcap (off)- "Adding some colored spores might brighten this place up."
* Glowcap (on)- "Alright, glowing mushrooms I can appreciate."
* Glowcap (burnt)- "I guess it's time to find a new light."
* Willow's Lighter- "Oh the havoc you've wreaked across timelines..."
===Survival===
====Base Game====
* Backpack- "I could always use the extra pocket space."
* Piggyback- "Do I really want to lug this thing around?"
* Bird Trap- "Thankfully, birds are stupid."
* Bug Net- "It'll be faster than trying to catch them with my hands."
* Fishing Rod- "I don't know if I'm patient enough to be a fisherwoman..."
* Straw Roll- "That doesn't look comfortable at all."
* Fur Roll- "If I have to spend time sleeping, at least I can do it comfortably."
* Tent- "I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a quick little nap..."
* Trap- "The trap is fine, it's the part afterwards that makes me sad..."
* Honey Poultice- "I just need a little time and I'll be right as rain."
* Healing Salve- "That won't help, what I need is time!"
* Umbrella- "A handy little rain napper."
* Compass-
** N- "North. That's 'up' on the map, right?"
** S- "South. That's 'down' on the map, right?"
** E- "East. It's definitely East!"
** W- "West. That'd be left, right?"
** NE- "Northeast. I think."
** SE- "Southeast. Probably."
** NW- "Northwest. Maybe?"
** SW- "Southwest. Or not, who really knows?"
* Compass (generic)- ""If only it could tell me which way is past and which way is future."
* Bundling Wrap- "It'll keep my things safe from the ravages of time."
* Bundled Supplies- "Bundled up for quick and efficient carrying."
====Reign of Giants====
* Insulated Pack- "It'll give my food a longer lifespan."
* Luxury Fan- "I've never seen a feather so big! Or have I..."
* Siesta Lean-to- "I could stand to spend a moment or two out of the heat."
* Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Now is not the time for a siesta."
* Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "There's more important things to worry about at the moment!"
* Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "I can't rest! I need to find something to eat, quickly!"
* Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "I'll take a break when I'm on the surface where it's safe...er."
* Tent (burnt)- "It looks like nap time is over, permanently."
* Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It won't do me much good now."
* Thermal Stone- "This isn't an ordinary rock."
* Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's ice cold."
* Thermal Stone (cold)- "It's cool to the touch."
* Thermal Stone (warm)- "Something to warm up these old bones."
* Thermal Stone (hot)- "I almost singed my fingers!"
* Pretty Parasol- "Quite the afternoonified rain napper, isn't it?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Telltale Heart- "A bit of insurance, in the unlikely event my own powers aren't enough."
* Booster Shot- "I have no use for it, what I need is more time!"
* Waterballoon- "Don't think I won't throw it!"
* Whirly Fan- "You're never too old for a bit of fun!"
* Flare- "It'll show everyone where I am, when I am is another story."
* Sea Fishing Rod- "I really don't care for fishing."
* Tillweed Salve- "This plant gunk isn't going to do me much good."
* Seed Pack-It- "Extra pocket space is always welcome."
* Bernie (held and inactive)- "It looks well-loved."
* Bernie (active)- "How incredible that this isn't even the strangest thing I've seen."
* BERNIE!- "I could've sworn you were smaller..."
* Bernie (broken)- "This can't be the end. We'll fix this!"
* Chef Pouch- "I wonder if it makes time slow down, or if it's just well insulated."
* Tent Roll- "Someone with more time on their hands should set it up."
* Camper's Tent- "A safe place to spend the night would be a welcome change."
===Food===
====Base Game====
* Crock Pot (empty)- "I guess I'll just... find some seeds to eat or something."
* Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This is why I hate cooking. Cooking takes forever!"
* Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It has to be almost done by now, right?"
* Crock Pot (finished)- "At long last, food!"
* Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "This is no time for cooking."
* Bee Box- "I thought I heard some buzzing coming from over here."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "Not even a drop of honey inside."
* Bee Box (some honey)- "Why does honey take so long to make?"
* Bee Box (full of honey)- "Finally!"
* Basic and Improved Farm- "Gardening is so time consuming."
* Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Why can't you just grow faster?"
* Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "A bit of fertilizer should speed things up."
* Ice Box- "I'm all for making things last longer."
* Drying Rack- "A horribly time consuming way to make meat last longer."
* Drying Rack (drying)- "I'll be old and grey before it's done..."
* Drying Rack (finished)- "It's done! Finally!!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Crock Pot (burnt)- "Well that's a setback."
* Bee Box (burnt)- "It looks like its honey making days are behind it."
* Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "All that time, wasted!"
* Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The weather is not cooperating."
* Drying Rack (burnt)- "I spent so much time on that!!"
* Bucket-o-poop- "Manure, conveniently stored in a bucket."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "It's like watching paint dry."
* Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "I think it's been aged enough."
* Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "This isn't helping."
* Mushroom Planter (empty)- "I'm surprised there's no mushrooms growing out of this rotten log."
* Mushroom Planter (some)- "Oh good... mushrooms."
* Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms are multiplying."
* Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "What am I going to do with all these mushrooms?"
* Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "It's well past its prime."
* Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "In the end, it made for a nice little campfire."
* Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- " think it's frozen solid."
* Salt Box- "Some good old-fashioned food storage."
* Cookbook- "Cooking is so time consuming, look at all these ingredients and methods!"
* Garden Digamajig (held)- "Might as well get this started."
* Garden Digamajig- "It's so much faster than digging everything up by hand!"
* Composting Bin- "Just how long is this going to take?"
* Composting Bin (too wet)- "Oh botheration, it's turned into a wet muck!"
* Composting Bin (too dry)- "Oh. It's much dryer than I expected."
* Composting Bin (balanced)- "Perfect! I hope I can remember how I did it..."
* Composting Bin (burnt)- "A fine mess this is..."
* Growth Formula Starter- "Hopefully this won't take too long."
* Fermenting Growth Formula- "This is taking an eternity!"
* Fermented Growth Formula- "That's good enough, isn't it?"
* Super Growth Formula- "I think it's finally done."
* Gardeneer Hat- "What a funny little hat. Let me try!"
* Tree Jam- "I can finally speed up those dreadfully slow trees!"
* Portable Crock Pot- "I don't like to fuss around with fancy cooking."
* Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "At long last, food!"
* Portable Grinding Mill- "It does a lively little jig."
* Portable Seasoning Station- "Some flavor might be nice, but is it worth taking the extra time?"
* Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "I'll admit, it does look more appetizing than it did before."
===Science===
====Base Game====
* Science Machine- "I really want to know what makes it tick..."
* Alchemy Engine- "It turns out that science is a lot easier than I thought!"
* Thermal Measurer- "It might be prudent to keep an eye on the temperature."
* Rainometer- "Pfft. I could just check the weather myself if I felt like it."
* Lightning Rod- "Just in case the sky starts getting any funny ideas."
* Lightning Rod (charged)- "Yep, the lightning rod was a good idea."
* Gunpowder- "There's an infinite number of ways this could go very badly."
====Reign of Giants====
* Science Machine (burnt)- "I was too late to save it."
* Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Oh drat."
* Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "It can't be that hot out!"
* Rainometer (burnt)- "Maybe that was meant to happen."
* Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Ready to fling at a moment's notice."
* Ice Flingomatic (on)- "It's a good thing we prepared for just such an eventuality."
* Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "It's starting to wind down."
* Electrical Doodad- "Is this one of those newfangled electric thinga-ma-whoosits?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cartographer's Desk- "We'll be able to explore a lot faster if we map out where we've already been."
* Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "That's not good."
* Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "All that's left are the memories. And some soot."
* Potter's Wheel- "I've got more pressing things to do than arts and crafts."
* Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "Chipping away at stone is not my idea of a good time.
* Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "I don't even want to think about how much time was spent making it."
* Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Well, time to move on."
* Think Tank- "The ocean is so much more finicky to navigate than the time stream."
* Think Tank (burnt)- "Oh botheration, now I have to build another one!"
* Terra Firma Tamper- "I've tampered with time, I guess I could tamper with the ground a bit too."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomploshrine- "I want to use it, and I want the world to know that I did."
===Fight===
====Base Game====
* Spear- "Don't think I won't use it if I have to!"
* Ham Bat- "Well, the pig had it coming."
* Boomerang- "I think I remember how to use this... yes, it's coming back to me!"
* Boomerang (hit self)- "What goes around comes around."
* Blow Dart- "I like a weapon you can shoot from far away. Preferably while running."
* Sleep Dart- "This should help me avoid some conflict."
* Fire Dart- "This is playing with fire..."
* Football Helmet- "I don't want my brain scrambled, I'm forgetful enough as it is."
* Grass Suit- "Isn't there anything a bit more sturdy?"
* Log Suit- "Good enough for now."
* Marble Suit- "Well it's definitely sturdy, but why does it have to be so heavy?!"
* Bee Mine- "You come after me, you get the bees!"
* Tooth Trap- "That would be a painful misstep to make."
====Reign of Giants====
* Scalemail- "I think it looks better on me than it did on the bug."
* Morning Star- "A light up weapon? What will they think of next!"
* Weather Pain- "Oh botheration, I thought it was a compass."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Electric Dart- "That'll give them a shock!"
* Tail o' Three Cats- "This should keep most creatures at bay."
* Napsack- "Who would want to spend precious time napping?"
* Cookie Cutter Cap- "If you step back a good ways and squint, it almost looks fashionable."
* Strident Trident- "It makes such a racket!"
* Battle Helm- "It's not historically accurate, but I'll just keep that to myself."
* Battle Spear- "...I should try to stay on her good side."
* Trusty Slingshot- "I think that young man might be more mischievous than he appears."
===Structures===
====Base Game====
* Birdcage- "All it needs now is a little cuckoo bird."
* Birdcage (occupied)- "Not a cuckoo, but close enough."
* Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You could be spending this time laying eggs!"
* Pig House- "All this time and not once have I been invited in."
* Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "They're awfully snobbish for a bunch of pigs."
* Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "You horrible pigs! You could at least leave your lights on!"
* Rabbit Hutch- "These carrots stuff themselves full of rabbits."
* Hay Wall (held)- "These walls always seem to catch fire at the most inopportune moments."
* Hay Wall- "I'm sure it'll fare better than last time."
* Wood Wall (held)- "The sooner I can get it built, the better I'll feel."
* Wood Wall- "Not exactly inviting, is it?"
* Stone Wall (held)- "Stone is a very tried and true building material."
* Stone Wall- "It's not going anywhere anytime soon."
* Chest- "Less cluttering up my pockets means less cluttering up my mind."
* Sign- "That must be some kind of sign."
* Potted Fern- "
* Mini Sign (held)- "I'd better put it somewhere."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "Maybe I'll just draw something quick."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Someone obviously thought it was important enough to put on a sign."
* Wood Fence (held)- "Didn't I build that already?"
* Wood Fence- "An incredibly ordinary wooden fence."
* Wood Gate (held)- "If I don't build it now I'll just have to do it later."
* Wood Gate- "An incredibly ordinary wooden gate."
====Reign of Giants====
* Pig House (burnt)- "Gone in an instant."
* Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Something smells good!"
* Hay Wall (burnt)- "I probably should have seen this coming."
* Wood Wall (burnt)- "Next time I'll use something less flammable."
* Chest (burnt)- "I probably should have seen that coming."
* Scaled Chest- "Now that I'm not worried about my things burning up, I can worry about everything else."
* Sign (burnt)- "That's a bad sign."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "Is it feeding time?"
* Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh botheration, I forgot to feed you again, didn't I?"
* Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "It was... probably just his time."
* Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Oh botheration, I forgot all about him!"
* Sign (empty)- "There's nothing written here. What an unhelpful sign!"
* Directional Sign (empty)- "There's nothing written here. What an unhelpful sign!"
* Directional Sign- "That must be some kind of sign."
* Directional Sign (burnt)- "That's a bad sign."
* End Table (empty)- "Someone forgot to put flowers in the vase. Maybe it was me..."
* End Table (flowers)- "I make it a rule not to trust fancy tables I find in the wilderness."
* End Table (new light source)- "As good as new."
* End Table (old light source)- "Oh no, did I forget to replace the bulb again?"
* End Table (wilted)- "Its age is starting to show."
* End Table (burnt)- "That could have gone better."
* Friendly Scarecrow- "I think our definition of "friendly" differs somewhat."
* Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "This might end up being an improvement."
* Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "I take back what I said, it's much worse this way."
* Moon Rock Wall (held)- "I feel safer already."
* Moon Rock Wall- "I'd like to see anything break through that! Actually no, I wouldn't."
* Scaled Furnace- ""Maybe I'll just take a moment to warm up these old bones of mine."
* Wardrobe- "I could always change my look this time around."
* Wardrobe (burning)- "Are these the "hot styles" young people are always talking about?"
* Wardrobe (burnt)- "One less distraction, I suppose."
* Potted Succulent- "I can never seem to keep them alive for long."
* Tackle Receptacle- "Fishing is so bothersome, it takes so much time and preparation!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic- "That's quite an extravagant fishbowl."
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "I'm amazed it fits in there!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "It does give one a nice sense of achievement."
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "See? I can be patient sometimes!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "I would've thought the water from the fishbowl would help douse the flames..."
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "I was too late to save it."
* Astral Detector (held)- "I think I took it to the surface before, or maybe I'll do that soon."
* Astral Detector- "Finally, something to point me in the right direction!"
* Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It's finally found something!"
* Produce Scale- "You would think weight would be easier to manipulate than time..."
* Produce Scale (with light item)- "It won't even tell me the weight? Well that's just rude."
* Produce Scale (with normal and heavy item)- "Interesting, there's a temporal bubble that keeps it from rotting."
* Produce Scale (burning)- "Oh! Where did that fire come from?"
* Produce Scale (burnt)- "What a waste."
* Grooming Station (held)- "Did I not set that up already?"
* Grooming Station- "Oh! I almost forgot to bring the beefalo!"
* Grooming Station (occupied)- "You'll be the most smartly dressed creature around!"
* Grooming Station (burnt)- "Oh botheration, not again."
* Craftsmerm House- "A bit ramshackle, but definitely an improvement!"
* Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "Fate was unkind to it."
* DIY Royalty Kit- "This might take a while to piece together..."
* DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "What a horrible waste of time and energy!"
* Royal Tapestry- "It's... not exactly the nicest rug I've ever seen."
* Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "It looks like the monarchy came to an abrupt end."
* Merm Flort-ifications- "That little merm is really turning this place around."
* Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "The poor scaly things seem quite lost without a king."
* Sisturn (empty)- "Death should be the farthest thing from a child's mind..."
* Sisturn (some flowers)- "Well... I guess it wouldn't take too long to gather a few flowers."
* Sisturn (full)- "I hope she finds some comfort in this."
===Refine===
====Base Game====
* Rope- "I'm sure I'll find some use for it sooner or later."
* Boards- "I'm already bored of looking at them."
* Cut Stone- "Humans have been building with stone blocks for centuries."
* Papyrus- "I should really write things down before I forget them..."
* Purple Gem- "This could be useful."
* Nightmare Fuel- "A necessary evil."
* Beeswax- "If only I knew how to make candles."
* Wax Paper- "With this, I can make time slow down for my food too!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cratered Moonrock- "Now, have I seen any gems lying about?"
* Marble Bean- "That bean looks fossilized."
* Feathery Canvas- "Fabric from feathers, what will they think of next?"
* Collected Dust- "It's likely to crumble away at any moment."
===Magic===
====Base Game====
* Meat Effigy- "I'm all for taking precautions, but does it have to look like that?"
* Prestihatitator- "If it works, it works."
* Shadow Manipulator- "Shadow magic's just a tool, like anything else."
* Pan Flute- "I haven't spent much time practicing..."
* Night Light- "This feels like a trick."
* Night Armor- "Shadow magic is just a tool after all, I can use it to my advantage."
* Dark Sword- "It's just a tool after all, why shouldn't I use it?"
* One-man Band- "I can play all these instruments at once, what a time saver!"
* Bat Bat- "I can take a bit of my enemy's lifespan and add it to my own."
* Belt of Hunger- "I guess I'll swallow my pride and wear it..."
* Chilled Amulet- "Just looking at it chills me to the bone."
* Nightmare Amulet- "Keep that thing away from me!"
* Life Giving Amulet- "I'll breathe easier knowing I have a backup plan."
* Fire Staff- "Better be careful with that, we don't want a repeat of last time."
* Ice Staff- "It'll freeze anything in its tracks."
* Telelocator Staff- "It's a bit clunky, but it'll do for now."
* Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I can't believe how much energy this thing requires to work."
* Telelocator Focus (full)- "Well, might as well put it to use."
* Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "It needs THREE gems to work?!"
* Telolocator Socket (full)- "This thing sure takes up a lot of space."
====Reign of Giants====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I'm trying not to take that as a bad omen."
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Now I'll have to spend time making another one..."
* Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "I'll have to be more careful next time."
* Old Bell- "What's the worst that could happen?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Ocuvigil- "Good, this will help me get the lay of the land quicker."
* Moon Dial (generic)- "Why worry about the moon? I've got enough to contend with down here."
* Moon Dial (new moon)- "It's a new moon. I'd best keep my wits about me..."
* Moon Dial (waxing)- "The moon is waxing."
* Moon Dial (full moon)- "Oh good, a full moon!"
* Moon Dial (waning)- "The moon is waning."
* Moon Dial (in Caves)- "I won't waste my time trying to see the moon down here."
* Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "Oh botheration, THIS timeline again..."
* The Lazy Deserter- "A bit redundant, but it'll work in a pinch."
* The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Looks like it's ready to go."
* Clean Sweeper- "It reveals the various possibilities across timelines."
* Kitschy Beaver Idol- "Ooooh, what a fun little trinket!"
* Kitschy Goose Idol- "That lumberjack's an odd duck, isn't he?"
* Kitschy Moose Idol- "I love a good magical knickknack."
===Dress===
====Base Game====
* Sewing Kit- "Who has patience for sewing?"
* Rabbit Earmuffs- "If the rest of me freezes, at least my ears will be cozy."
* Straw Hat- "I could dress up like a farmer, how fun!"
* Beefalo Hat- "I kind of imagined a fur hat would feel fancier."
* Beekeeper Hat- "I like having a layer of netting between the bees and my face."
* Feather Hat- "Oooh, how eclectic!"
* Winter Hat- "What a funny little fuzzy hat. Mind if I try it on?"
* Top Hat- "I'd look like quite the gentlewoman in that!"
* Dapper Vest- "It looks like something a pretentious old professor might wear."
* Breezy Vest- "Quite cozy."
* Puffy Vest- "The hair is just as thick on the inside."
* Bush Hat- "Hiding is always preferable to fighting."
* Garland- "Oooh, how whimsical!"
* Walking Cane- "I don't need a cane yet! I feel fit as a fiddle!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Cat Cap- "Their sacrifice will keep me warm and alive."
* Fashion Melon- "Believe it or not, it's actually quite practical."
* Ice Cube- "Simple and effective."
* Rain Coat- "It keeps me warm and dry."
* Rain Hat- "What a charming rain bonnet!"
* Summer Frest- "I don't know if I want to be so easy to spot..."
* Floral Shirt- "It might be nice to kick back and unwind... for a minute or two."
* Eyebrella- "I don't like having eyes on me..."
* Hibearnation Vest- "It reminds me of that time I was almost eaten by a bearger, but it's cozy."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Fashion Goggles- "I think they go nicely with what I'm wearing."
* Desert Goggles- "It's no good against the sands of time, unfortunately."
* Funcap- "I don't like the idea of a mushroom growing on my head."
* Seawreath- "It's not the craziest thing I've worn."
* Astroggles- "Thankfully it's been designed with room for glasses underneath."
* Clever Disguise- "It's not terribly hard to outwit those scaly creatures."
* Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "What a funny little hat! Sadly, I don't think it would suit me."
===Ancient===
====Base Game====
* Thulecite- "If I could just break it down into more manageable pieces..."
* Thulecite Wall (held)- "It feels sturdy enough."
* Thulecite Wall- "New and old at the same time... did I just create a paradox?"
* Thulecite Medallion (calm)- "Things seem quiet for the time being."
* Thulecite Medallion (warning)- "Oh no no no, don't you dare!"
* Thulecite Medallion (nightmare waxing)- "They're everywhere! I-I need to get out of here!!"
* Thulecite Medallion (nightmare steady)- "Stay away from me!!"
* Thulecite Medallion (nightmare waning)- "I just need to hold out a little longer--!"
* Thulecite Medallion (dawn)- "It's almost over... I can do this!"
* Thulecite Medallion (surface)- "Looks like I'm free of any magical flapdoodle."
* The Lazy Forager- "I can save so much time if I don't have to stop and pick things up!"
* Magiluminescence- "Just the boost I needed."
* Construction Amulet- "Beautifully efficient."
* The Lazy Explorer- "Really? We're just putting the gem on a stick and calling it a day?"
* Star Caller's Staff- "Does no one else think summoning a small STAR might be dangerous?"
* Deconstruction Staff- "It's cruder than my pocket watch, but it follows the same basic principles."
* Pick/Axe- "This will save me precious time!"
* Thulecite Crown- "I'm never taking it off!"
* Thulecite Suit- "I'm all for anything that'll keep me safe."
* Thulecite Club- "It's a bit unwieldy, don't you think?"
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "Where to put it, where to put it..."
* Houndius Shootius- "Ooooh, I LIKE this thing!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Premier Gardeneer Hat- "It's given me a new perspective on gardening. Quite literally."
===​Cartography===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Map Scroll (empty)- "It's not a map yet, but it will be in the future."
===​Celestial===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Moon Rock Idol- "It looks a bit like a key, doesn't it?"
* Portal Paraphernalia- "What's a little more tampering going to hurt?"
* Moon Glass Axe- "A sharp tool makes for faster chopping!"
* Glass Cutter- "I'm impressed the glass doesn't shatter on impact."
* Bath Bomb- "It might be nice to have a warm bath and unwind for a moment or two."
===​Critters===
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* Kittykit- "Curious little thing, aren't you?"
* Vargling- "I think he wants belly rubs."
* Ewelet- "Ohhhh look at that wrinkly little face!"
* Broodling- "I'm not really a pet person... but I'll make an exception for you."
* Glomglom- "Okay, okay. You're very cute."
* Giblet- "I'm teaching her to chirp the hour."
* Mothling- "Time flies, and so do you!"
* Friendly Peeper- "An all seeing eye will be quite a useful companion."
===Fishing===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Wooden Ball Bobber- "It looks like a standard bobber to me."
* Hardened Slip Bobber- "A slightly elongated bobber."
* Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "If it will help me catch a fish faster, I'm all for it."
* Rainy Day Lure- "I might as well keep it for a rainy day."
* Snow Day Lure- "I don't fancy catching my death of cold for a fish."
* Stupefying Lure- "Is it poisoned? Should I really be poisoning my dinner?"
* Heavy Weighted Lure- "A quick way to catch big fish? Don't mind if I do!"
* Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "I knew I'd find a use for that feather eventually!"
* Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "I do like this part of fishing, fiddling with tiny bits and bobs!"
===​Sculpt===
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* Carved Hornucopia- "I feel like we're being mocked."
* Bubble Pipe Carving- "A still life. How riveting."
* Pawn Figure- "Even a common pawn can become powerful if it's clever enough."
* Rook Figure- "Who sculpted these?"
* Knight Figure- "It looks like an oversized chess piece."
* Bishop Figure- "I'm guessing there's a big chessboard somewhere nearby."
* Rook, Knight, and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "What's happening? It can't be!"
* Queenly Figure- "She went and lost her head."
* Kingly Figure- "Looks like he lost his head too."
* Deerclops Figure- "I'd be happy if I never have to see it again."
* Bearger Figure- "Not one of my fondest memories."
* Moose/Goose Figure- "Oh good, a reminder of another unpleasant encounter."
* Dragonfly Figure- "A monument to a very trying day."
* Moon Moth Figure- "Its beauty is captured forever."
* Anchor Figure- "It's not going anywhere. I can look at it later."
* "Moon" Figure- "Just look up if you want to see the moon. Actually, better not."
* Malbatross Figure- "Why are there so many unpleasant statues?"
* Crab King Figure- "Oh yes, I remember. I was nearly drowned."
* Toadstool Figure- "Such fun memories of almost being killed by a giant toad."
* Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "Still unsettling."
* Klaus Figure- "Why would I want to remember him?"
* Bee Queen Figure- "This will remind me not to go poking around beehives."
* Antlion Figure- "Right. That time I was almost impaled by spikes."
* Ancient Guardian Figure- "This will help remind me not to venture too far in the caves..."
* Celestial Champion Figure- "I hope I won't have to do that again."
* Eye of Terror Figure- "Certainly an eye to behold."
* Twins of Terror Figure- "I'd be quite happy to never lay eyes on them again."
===​Seafaring===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Boat Kit- "Ohhh I hate the ocean, the time stream gets so wobbly around it."
* Plank- "Well that's ominous."
* Leak- "I need to stop that leak, quickly!"
* Boat Patch- "I hope I won't need them..."
* Oar and Driftwood Oar- "Wouldn't a sail be much faster?"
* Anchor Kit- "I guess it might be useful... but I'd rather not to stay in one place for too long."
* Anchor- "I'm more suited to fine-tuning than heavy lifting."
* Mast Kit- "That'll be the... sail holder bit."
* Mast- "That's the part that holds the sail."
* Winged Sail Kit- "The sooner I put it on my boat the faster I'll be on my way."
* Winged Sail- "I can finally get this old boat up to speed!"
* Steering Wheel Kit- "I hope I don't forget to add that to the boat."
* Steering Wheel- "My poor hands are going to get callouses from all this sea-faring."
* Tin Fishin' Bin- "I suppose the best way to keep fish fresh is to keep them alive."
* Pinchin' Winch- "Thankfully, it saves me from having to dive down myself."
* Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "Hurry up now, I want to see what it is!"
* Pinchin' Winch (holding item) "Ha! Got it!"
* Deck Illuminator- "I feel a little better now."
* Lightning Conductor- "That seems wise."
* Fire Pump- "I'm sure I'll be needing it soon enough."
===​​Balloonomancy===
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* Pile o' Balloons- "Everyone has their forte. Some bend time, others bend balloons."
* Balloon- "Balloons have such a short lifespan."
* Speedy Balloon- "Just the extra bit of speed I've been looking for!"
* Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Well, that was short-lived."
* Party Balloon- "Balloons within balloons."
* Inflatable Vest- "If it keeps me from drowning, I'll wear it."
* Balloon Hat- "Ha, I'd look ridiculous in that! Let me try it on."
===​Books===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bookcase- "As if I have time to sit and read!"
* Birds of the World- "Time and birds sure do fly."
* Horticulture, Abridged and Applied Silviculture- "Say Wickerbottom, do you dabble in temporal magic as well?"
* Sleepytime Stories- "Not to critique the writing, but that nearly put me to sleep."
* The End is Nigh!- "Hmph. Not if I can help it."
* On Tentacles- "It's enough having to deal with them in person, why read about them too?"
* The Angler's Survival Guide- "Fishing is already time-consuming enough, I'm not reading a book too!"
* Pyrokinetics Explained- "No time to read, we're burning daylight!"
* Overcoming Arachnophobia- "Ha! Was this written by a spider? I won't let my guard down that easily."
* Tempering Temperatures- "I won't spend my time and energy reading all that."
* Lux Aeterna- "You know, this one might actually be worthwhile."
* Practical Rain Rituals- "Rituals, hm? The old girl's got some tricks up her sleeve."
* Lunar Grimoire- "Do we really want to tamper with the moon? Oh, who am I to talk?"
* Apicultural Notes- "I don't care for bees and I don't care to read about them."
* Horticulture, Expanded- "Goodness, it's even thicker than the last one."
* The Everything Encyclopedia- "I'll admit it's quite efficient to have everything in one book."
* Lux Aeterna Redux- "Let's keep this one close at hand, shall we?"
* Fiery Pen- "She should really warn people about borrowing her pens."
===Circuitry===
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* Bio Scanalyzer- "Please buzz around elsewhere, you're distracting me!"
* Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "It's biding its time."
* Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "I suppose you have nothing better to do than wait around?"
* Circuit Extractor- "Did the automaton make off with one of my tools?"
* Bio Data- "It's of no use to me, I won't waste time reading it."
* Circuits- "Aha! I was wondering when they'd started making these."
===Clocksmithy===
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* Clockmaker's Tools- "Everything I need for building and dismantling my lovely clocks."
* Time Pieces- "It's no small feat to recreate small, precise mechanisms out in the wilderness."
* Ageless Watch- "I just need more time!"
* Ageless Watch (recharging)- "Come on, come on..."
* Second Chance Watch- "I like to be prepared for any eventuality."
* Second Chance Watch (recharging)- "This might take a moment. Nobody do anything dangerous in the meantime!"
* Backstep Watch- "It's perfect for short trips, no muss or fuss."
* Backstep Watch (recharging)- "It needs a bit of time to unwind."
* Backtrek Watch- "Ah, that takes me way back."
* Backtrek Watch (recharging)- "Hurry up now, tick-tock!"
* Rift Watch- "Why don't we all take a little jaunt to the past? It'll be fun!"
* Rift Watch (recharging)- "It's not ready yet? Botheration, the normal passage of time is so slow!"
* Rift and Backtrek Watch (marked at same shard)- "Is it time for me to take a dip in the timestream?"
* Rift and Backtrek Watch (marked at different shard)- "It'll be a big jump, but I can make it!"
* Portal Entrance- "It won't stay open forever. Come along everyone, tick-tock!"
* Portal Exit- "Another flawless temporal excursion."
* Alarming Clock- "If anything threatens me, why I'll clock them without a second thought!"
* Alarming Clock (out of fuel)- "I need to get my hands on more of that dark fuel..."
===​​Ectoherbology===
====Don't Starve Together====
* All Ghostly Elixirs- "A little bit of metaphysical meddling never hurt anyone."
===​​Engineering===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Trusty Tape- "Now this is the way to mend clothes, no fussing with needles and thread!"
* Winona's Catapult- "She's put a modern spin on a medieval concept."
* Winona's Catapult (not connected to generator)- "Maybe it needs winding?"
* Winona's Catapult (burning)- "That doesn't bode well for us."
* Winona's Catapult (burnt)- "I wonder how quickly she can build a new one..."
* Winona's Spotlight- "That young lady is a genius!"
* Winona's Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "Maybe it needs winding?"
* Winona's Spotlight (burning)- "That doesn't bode well for us."
* Winona's Spotlight (burnt)- "I wonder how quickly she can build a new one..."
* Winona's Generator- "So this is one of those modern electrical thingies?"
* Winona's Generator (low fuel)- "It's already losing steam? Clockwork is so much more reliable."
* Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "Did the electricity run out? Where do you get more?"
* Winona's Generator (burning)- "I probably should have warned her that was going to happen."
* Winona's Generator (burnt)- "I wonder how quickly she can build a new one..."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator- "I see she's also been incorporating gems into her designs."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "A fresh gem should keep it going a while longer."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "It ran out of magical energy."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (burning)- "I probably should have warned her that was going to happen."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (burnt)- "I wonder how quickly she can build a new one..."
===​​Green Thumb===
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* Bramble Husk- "Sometimes it pays to have a prickly exterior."
* Bramble Trap- "If any intruders come by, they'll be in for a thorny surprise."
* Compost Wrap- "To each their own."
===​​Seasonings===
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* Garlic Powder- "Oh, that smell takes me back."
* Honey Crystals- "Delightfully sweet."
* Chili Flakes- "Best used in minute amounts."
* Seasoning Salt- "I'll just toss a pinch over my shoulder for good luck."
===​​Slingshot Ammo===
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* Pebbles, Gold Rounds, Marbles, Freeze Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "These obviously weren't made with precision in mind."
* Poop Pellets- "It seems sensible enough to me, if a bit unpleasant."
* Slow-Down Rounds- "Tampering with the timestream, are we? Good lad."
===Spider Care===
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* Den Decorating Set -"He's certainly got a creative streak, doesn't he?"
* Webby Whistle- "Oh, is he throwing a little spider party?"
* Shoo Box- "I wish he used it more often."
* Healing Glop- "I'm afraid that won't do me any good."
* Warrior, Cave, Shatter and Strider Switcherdoodle- "Those are definitely not cookies."
* Dangler, Spitter and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "I don't think the poor child has a future in baking."
===​​Stagecraft===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "Oh, you wouldn't want to hear me sing... would you?"
* Rude Interlude- "Insults are so much more scathing when they rhyme."
* Startling Soliloquy- "It's her delivery that really scares the Dickens out of you."
===Strongman===
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* Mighty Gym- "I don't know where he finds the time for such things."
* Mighty Gym (burnt)- "Well, that's that. Time to move on."
* Dumbbell, Golden Dumbbell, and Gembell- "What a dreadfully repetitive way to spend one's time."
* Potato Sack- "Who would want to lug this heavy thing around?"
===​Events (only)===
====Hallowed Nights====
* Candy Bag- "It holds more than I expected, as if it's bigger on the inside..."
* Candy Apple- "An apple improved by a delicious candy coating."
* Candy Corn- "Delicious candied corn to munch on."
* Catcoon Candy- "I'll stash some extras in my pocket, I'm sure the children would love some hard candy."
* Choco Pigs- "Oh alright, I'll take a nibble."
* Ghost Pop- "This little ghost I like."
* Tentacle Lolli- "Something sweet that never goes bad, what's not to love?"
* Gummy Spider- "That'll be something to chew on for a while."
* Jelly Worm- "Chewy, and only a little wormy."
* Not-So-Candy Corn- "Who is trying to pass this ordinary corn cob off as candy?"
* Raisins- "A little extra fiber never hurt anyone."
* "Raisins"- "Do you think I was born yesterday?"
* Candy Lice- "If nobody else wants them I'll happily take them."
* Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "That seems like a self-fulfilling prophecy."
* Lava Pepper- "Sweet mixed with spicy!"
* Broken Stake- "Somewhere there's a vampire having a very bad day."
* Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "It'll only show you one possible future."
* Empty Elixir- "Whatever it held, it's gone now."
* Faux Fangs- "I don't think it's a good idea to put things we find lying around here in our mouths."
* Monkey Paw- "There's no need to be afraid of curses if you're clever enough to outsmart them."
* Spider Ring- "I keep forgetting it's not real!"
* Binoculars- "It helps me see the way ahead."
* Lone Glove- "I don't think it's from this timeline..."
* Snail Scale- "The needle moves rather sluggishly."
* Goop Canister- "This is definitely going to contaminate the timeline."
* Toy Cobra- "...But why does it have a mouse head?"
* Crocodile Toy- "Ah, youth..."
* Broken Terrarium- "Is that plant still alive?"
* Odd Radio- "It keeps making strange sounds."
* Broken Hairdryer- "How did this get here?"
* Mad Scientist Lab- "This is a bit outside my area of expertise..."
* Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Fear keeps you safe, but bravery keeps you going."
* Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "I can feel the potential radiating out of it."
* Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "I'm a clocksmith, not a chemist."
* Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "This might have been a frivolous use of my time..."
* Steeped Lunar Essence- "It smells like shifting possibilities."
* Totally Normal Root- "The root inside is particularly lively."
* Totally Normal Sapling- "That's starting to look unpleasant."
* Bat Decoration- "I guess I could spend a little time decorating."
* Crow Decoration- "There's so many real ones flying about, it seems a bit redundant."
* Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "It's meant to be displayed on a tree, if I recall."
* Ghost Decoration- "What a gloomy way to celebrate."
* Spider Decoration- "Ugh, I don't want to be reminded of them."
* Tentacle Decoration- "I might as well put it up somewhere."
* Bats coming out of tree- "Ack! Leave me alone!!"
* Drinking bravery potion- "It doesn't seem quite as scary this time around."
* Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "Well that didn't work out like I hoped."
====Winter's Feast====
* Gift Wrap- "Wouldn't it be quicker to just put it in a nice bag?"
* Gift- "Oh! Uh... was I supposed to bring a present too?"
* Festive Tree Planter- "It will only accept pine cones, apparently."
* Festive Tree Planter (burnt)- "That puts a damper on the festivities."
* Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "A young tree in a little wooden pail."
* Winter's Feast Tree- "It's a fully grown pine tree."
* Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "I'll bet it was one of those newfangled electric candles that started it."
* Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "I suppose that does happen to trees sometimes."
* Gingerbread Cookie- "I half expect it to start running at any moment."
* Eternal Fruitcake- "'Eternal'? Ha!"
* Sugar Cookie- "It's so hard to stop once you've eaten one."
* Candy Cane- "Mmm, peppermint!"
* Chocolate Log Cake- "I never understood the appeal of making a dessert that looks like a piece of wood."
* Plum Pudding- "Alright, maybe just a bit of pudding."
* Apple Cider- "Something warm to sip on."
* Hot Cocoa- "A hot cup of sweetness."
* Heavenly Eggnog- "A nice cold glass of eggnog might do me some good."
* Festive Bauble- "I just can't say no to collecting trinkets."
* Festive Light- "Is this one of those electric candles I've heard about?"
* Magnificent Adornment- "Ah. Memories."
* Champion Adornment- "I must have missed this one."
* Appeasing Adornment- "Such a lovely family."
* Masonry Oven- "Oh, don't tell me I'm the one who has to cook..."
* Masonry Oven (cooking)- "Why must cooking take so much time?"
* Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "It has to be almost done by now!"
* Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "At long last!"
* Winter's Feast Table- "An empty table isn't really much to look at."
* Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "A finely set table."
* Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "Oh botheration, what time of year is it again?"
* Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Dinner might have to wait."
* Merry Berrysauce- "Why bother putting it on something when you can just eat it by itself?"
* Bibingka- "Bready and delicious."
* Cabbage Rolls- "Meat rolled in cabbage, simple as that."
* Festive Fish Dish- "I didn't think nutmeg and cinnamon would go so well with fish!"
* Good Gravy- "I don't need any turkey to pour it over, just hand me a spoon."
* Latkes- "Delicious discs of crisp potatoes."
* Lutefisk- "This celebration involves a surprising amount of fish."
* Mulled Punch- "It warms you from the inside out."
* Panettone- "Mmmmm, bread."
* Pavlova- "It's crispier than I expected, but not unpleasantly so."
* Pickled Herring- "It must be some sort of delicacy."
* Polish Cookies- "I'll just put a few extras in my pocket... don't mind me."
* Pumpkin Pie- "Why waste time cutting it into slices when I can just eat the whole thing?"
* Roasted Turkey- "What an enormous turkey leg!"
* Stuffing- "I'm never too full for a little extra stuffing."
* Sweet Potato Casserole- "An odd recipe, but I can't say I don't enjoy it."
* Tamales- "They're piping hot!"
* Tourtiere- "This is exactly what I first imagined a mincemeat pie would be."
* Gingerbread Pig- "Oh, these are the ones that run!"
* Gingerbread Pig House- "It's so tastefully decorated!"
* Gingerbread Varg- "I think I've lost my appetite..."
* Cookie Crumbles- "Poor thing, it's leading us right to its home."
* Holiday Cheer- "I'm not sure I trust that stuff."
* Eating Holiday Cheer- "I can't explain why, but it reminds me of baba's cooking."
* Eating without feasting- "Maybe I should offer some to the others..."
* Feasting- "I guess it is nice to slow down every once in a while."
* Feasting buff- "All this excitement is kind of infectious!"
* Feasting buff wearing off- "That was fun... maybe I'll go back and re-live it sometime."
====Lunar New Year====
* Red Pouch- "There's something jangling around inside."
* Lucky Gold Nugget- "I won't say no to a little extra luck."
* Red Firecrackers- "Just in case things around here weren't already exciting enough."
* Red Lantern- "Luckily for me, the flame can't seem to reach the paper surrounding it."
* Lucky Fan- "I don't think it was very lucky for the poor bird."
* Lucky Beast Head- "What's that old saying? Two heads are better than one?"
* Lucky Beast Body- "I don't like the thought of being inside a dragon's stomach..."
* Lucky Beast Tail- "Hmph, who wants to be last?"
* Floating Lantern- "The ocean could use a bit more light."
* Dappled and Golden Koi- "It has a lovely shimmer to it, almost metallic."
=====Gobbler=====
* Gobbler Shrine- "This will be a giant time sink if I'm not careful..."
* Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Now, what was the trick with this one?"
* Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Gone in an instant."
=====Varg=====
* Varg Shrine- "Well... I guess I have a little time to spare."
* Varg Shrine (empty)- "Any bright ideas?"
* Varg Shrine (burnt)- "That's the end of that."
* Lucky Whistle- "It might be useful if I ever need to train some unruly dogs."
* Clay Hound- "I really hoped it would be a bit more breakable!"
* Clay Hound (statue)- "Was that a temporal blip, or did that statue just move?"
* Clay Varg- "Not a statue!!"
* Clay Varg (statue)- "Thankfully, it's just a statue."
* Hound Figure- "Well, it hasn't sprung to life yet. So far so good."
* Varg Figure- "I hope this doesn't come back to bite me."
=====Pig King=====
* Pig Shrine- "Well... there's probably time to make a few little trinkets."
* Pig Shrine (empty)- "It's that time of the duodecennial orbital cycle again."
* Pig Shrine (burnt)- "It burned away in no time at all."
* Tribute Roast- "I wish it would stop glaring at me like that."
* Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "...Maybe someone else will take it."
* Fish Heads on a Stick- "This will fill me up for a while."
* Golden Belt- "Quite a fancy gold buckled belt for a pig!"
* Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "How did I get myself into this?"
* Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "Nice piggy..."
* Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Let's just calm down for a minute..."
* Elite Pig (Wade)- "Wait, wait, time out!!"
* Can't play game (too late)- "It's getting dark. Maybe another time."
* Can't play game (area not empty)- "It kind of reminds me of my old workshop... a pigsty."
* Can't play game (danger)- "I'm not putting my life in danger for a game!"
=====Carrat=====
* Carrat Shrine- "I suppose there's time to fashion a trinket or two."
* Carrat Shrine (empty)- "Well this helps me narrow down my temporal location."
* Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "Gone too soon."
* Starting Point Kit- "The sooner I find a place for it, the sooner we can start."
* Starting Point- "Everything has to start somewhere."
* Finish Line Kit- "Where the race will come to an end."
* Finish Line- "I guess the race has to end sometime."
* Finish Line (burnt)- "That's certainly one way to end a race."
* Finish Line (won)- "I didn't even need to bend time or space to win!"
* Finish Line (lost)- "Good job {winner}, but I'll win last time! I mean, next time!"
* Checkpoint Kit- "I'll find a place for it sooner or later."
* Checkpoint- "A little milestone."
* Navigation Gym Kit- "The preparations are done, now to find a place for it."
* Navigation Gym- "I wish I could improve my own sense of direction..."
* Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "I'm getting dizzy just watching it."
* Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Oh botheration, now I'll have to build another!"
* Reflex Gym Kit- "I hope training my carrat won't take too long."
* Reflex Gym- "I want my carrat to be a quick thinker."
* Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "It looks smarter already!"
* Reflex Gym (burnt)- "That sure burnt away quickly."
* Speed Gym Kit- "Time to get my carrat up and running."
* Speed Gym- "Perfect!"
* Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "I wish it could get quicker faster..."
* Speed Gym (burnt)- "That's a bit of a setback."
* Endurance Gym Kit- "This shouldn't take too long to piece together."
* Endurance Gym- "I'm starting to question if I'm spending my time wisely..."
* Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "It seems to be enjoying itself."
* Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Sigh... now I'll have to build a new one from scratch."
* Carrat Scale Kit- "I'd better start setting it up."
* Carrat Scale- "It measures the weight of experience."
* Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "Incredibly average."
* Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "This one might be a winner!"
* Carrat Scale (burnt)- "There isn't much left of it."
* Packet of Seeds- "I guess I should plant them at some point."
* Premium Seed Packet- "They're of a higher quality than the usual seeds."
* Carrat Figure- "I don't think this really warranted a statue."
* Charlie's Carrat- "Nice try, but you won't fool me."
* Can't start race with no participants- "What am I forgetting? Oh! The carrats!"
* Race starting- "On my mark, three, one, two-- GO!"
* Carrat is sleeping- "There's no time for sleeping!"
* Carrat is stunned- "This is no time to stand around!"
* Carrat going wrong way-
** "Oh no... my bad sense of direction must've rubbed off on it."
** "Wrong way, go back!"
* Carrat is slow- "How did I end up with such a slow carrat?"
* Carrat is exhausted- "Poor thing, I think it's gotten stale."
* Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
** "Wait a minute... I don't remember my carrat looking like this."
** "Oh botheration, I think I grabbed the wrong carrat."
=====Beefalo=====
* Beefalo Shrine- "I do love to tinker with new things..."
* Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "Now what did this need? My memory's a bit fuzzy..."
* Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "It sure burnt away quickly."
* Sewing Machine (held)- "Unfortunately, it didn't come preassembled."
* Sewing Machine- "At least it's faster than sewing by hand."
* Judge's Booth (held)- "Unfortunately, it didn't come preassembled."
* Judge's Booth- "What a strange fellow. A shame he doesn't pop by more often."
* Beefalo Stage (held)- "Unfortunately, it didn't come preassembled."
* Beefalo Stage- "A good place to secure a beefalo."
* Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "With a few more pieces, I could fashion a new pattern."
* Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "Where's that peculiar judge? He might have an appreciation for this."
* Beefalo Dolls- "I love a nice memento, they help me keep track of when I am."
* ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "I wouldn't mind having a beefalo bodyguard."
* ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "I don't remember the dolls from my childhood being quite so big and hairy."
* ()Festive Costume Pattern- "This outfit's louder than a chiming grandfather clock."
* ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "A pretty garden-variety outfit, wouldn't you say?"
* ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "I might need a screwdriver instead of a sewing needle."
* ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "The poor beefalo's going to catch a chill wearing that!"
* ()Formal Costume Pattern- "My beefalo will look like the perfect gentleman."
* ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Quite a fashionable design."
* ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "If it's so lucky, maybe I'll keep it for myself."
* Beefalo Figure- "A real one would be marginally more interesting to look at."
* Calling beefalo- "Over here!"
* Can't build stage too far- "It'd be more efficient to put it closer to the judge's booth."
* Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "What am I forgetting? Something's ringing a bell..."
* Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Come on now, trot your way over here."
* Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "Wait, I already did that!"
* Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "I don't have the patience to deal with a mean-tempered beefalo."
* Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "Did I already pick this one? Yes, I'm pretty sure I did."
* Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I can join in later. Or maybe earlier."
* Failed to start contest (generic)- "Well, if he's not going to start the contest I'm not waiting around."
* Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "It doesn't look like anyone's here."
* Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "I need you to look at this, time is of the essence!"
* Learned new costume pattern- "Something new, how exciting!"
* Costume pattern already known- "I'm sure I've seen this before."
====The Forge====
Most of Wanda quotes related to The Forge event are identical to Wilson quotes in the game files, the following only list the quotes unique to Wanda.
* Battlemaster Pugna- "
* Pit Pig- "
* Crocommander- "
* Snortoise- "
* Scorpeon- "
* Boarilla- "
* Grand Forge Boarrior- "
* Rhinocebro- "
* Infernal Swineclops- "
* Ancient Gateway (off)- "
* Ancient Gateway (on)- "
* Ancient Anchor (empty)- "
* Ancient Anchor (key)- "
* Forge Portal- "
* Battle Standard- "
* Baby Spider- "
* Magma Golem- "
* Living Staff- "
* Infernal Staff- "
* Petrifying Tome- "
* Tome of Beckoning- "
* Forging Hammer- "
* Pith Pike- "
* Spiral Spear- "
* Riled Lucy- "
* Blacksmith's Edge- "
* Darts- "
* Molten Darts- "
* Hearthsfire Crystals- "
* Reed Tunic- "
* Feathered Reed Tunic- "
* Wood Armor- "
* Jagged Wood Armor- "
* Silken Wood Armor- "
* Stone Splint Mail- "
* Steadfast Stone Armor- "
* Grand Armor- "
* Barbed Helm- "
* Nox Helm- "
* Resplendent Nox Helm- "
* Feathered Wreath- "
* Crystal Tiara- "
* Clairvoyant Crown- "
* Woven Garland- "
* Flower Headband- "
* Blossomed Wreath- "
* Started revival- "Not on my watch!!"
* Finished revival- "Whew... I got here just in time."
* Revived- "F-for a moment, I thought I was done for..."
* Refusing inappropriate weapon- "That's a little outside my area of expertise."
====The Gorge====
Most of Wanda quotes related to The Gorge event are identical to Wilson quotes in the game files, the following only list the quotes unique to Wanda.
* Mumsy- "
* Billy- "
* Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm and Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "
* Swamp Pig Elder- "
* Swamp Pig Elder (sleeping)- "
* Swamp Pig- "
* Old Beefalo- "
* Pigeon- "
* Pigeon (sleeping)- "
* Pigeon (dead)- "
* Pebble Crab- "
* Berry Bush- "
* Fern- "
* Mushroom- "
* Mushroom (picked)- "
* Rotten Crop- "
* Sapling- "
* Spotty Shrub- "
* Spotty Shrub (picked)- "
* Sugarwood Tree- "
* Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "
* Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "
* Ivy- "
* The Altar of Gnaw- "
* The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "
* Ancient Gateway- "
* Beast of Hunger (1)- "
* Beast of Hunger (2)- "
* Broken Carriage- "
* Dilapidated Cathedral- "
* Dilapidated Chimney (1 and 2)- "
* Dilapidated Clocktower- "
* Dilapidated Door- "
* Dilapidated House-
** "
** "
** "
* Dilapidated Roof- "
* Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "
* Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "
* Worn Pig House- "
* House Rubble- "
* Iron Fence- "
* Locked Iron Gate- "
* Iron Gate- "
* Mealing Stone- "
* Park Fountain- "
* Post- "
* Queen Beast and Stone Pillar- "
* Rundown House- "
* Safe- "
* Locked Safe- "
* Sammy's Wagon- "
* Pipton's Cart- "
* Salt Pond- "
* Streetlight- "
* Small Streetlight- "
* Smashed Clock- "
* Urn- "
* Wrecked Bicycle- "
* All cookware kits- "
* Pot Hanger (held)- "
* Pot Hanger- "
* Oven (held)- "
* Oven- "
* Small Grill (held)- "
* Small Grill- "
* Large Grill (held)- "
* Large Grill- "
* Cookpot- "
* Large Cookpot- "
* Small Casserole Dish- "
* Large Casserole Dish- "
* Syrup Pot- "
* Salt Rack (held)- "
* Salt Rack- "
* Salt Rack (ready)- "
* Crab Trap- "
* Hoe- "
* Slaughter Tools- "
* Tree Tapping Kit- "
* Key- "
* Iron Key- "
* Ancient Key- "
* All Seed Packet types- "
* All Seed types- "
* Salmon- "
* Cooked Salmon- "
* Crab Meat- "
* Cooked Crab Meat- "
* Cooked Foliage- "
* Mushroom (item)- "
* Cooked Mushroom- "* Garlic- "
* Roast Garlic- "
* Onion- "Looks crunchy."
* Roast Onion- "
* Potato- "
* Roast Potato- "
* Toma Root- "
* Roast Toma Root- "
* Turnip- "
* Roast Turnip- "
* Wheat- "
* Flour- "
* Goat Milk- "
* Salt Crystals- "
* Salt- "
* Sap- "
* Ruined Sap- "
* Syrup- "
* Spotty Sprig- "
* Spot Spice- "
* Old Coin- "
* Sapphire Medallion- "
* Red Mark- "
* Gnaw's Favor- "
* Prepared dish- "
* Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "
* Prepared dish (matches craving)- "
* Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "
* Burnt Food- "
* Silver Plate- "
* Silver Bowl- "
* Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "Could I pick the lock? Locks and clocks are only a letter apart, after all."
* Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "It gets to live another day."
* Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "I don't need two of the same plate."
* Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "This isn't the right dish!"
* Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "Oh what luck, someone already made food ahead of time!"
* Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "Well... that was a waste of time."
* Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "Wait a tick... this isn't even the right key!"
* Cannot use item (occupied)- "Please hurry up, I need that!"
* Food ruined (bad recipe)- "
* Food ruined (overcooked)- "
* Lost round- "
* Won round- "
====Midsummer Cawnival====
* Corvus Goodfeather- "Hello there, Goodfeather. How long has it been?"
* Crow Kid- "Look at them, so full of youthful vitality!"
* Cawnival Token- "It's been meticulously polished."
* Prize Ticket- "Only one ticket?"
* Prize Tickets (small stack)- "A small pile of tickets."
* Prize Tickets (large stack)- "A respectable pile of tickets."
* Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, Egg Scramble, and Prize Booth (held)- "At least they're quick to assemble."
* Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "The mechanism won't work without a token."
* Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "Well... I guess I've got enough time for some nanty narking!"
* Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "It leads down into the game's inner workings."
* Grub- "A handful of colored paper? Oh! To represent worms, how clever!"
* Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "This might be a tricky one."
* Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "It leads down into the game's inner workings."
* Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "Oh botheration, was it this one...?"
* Egg Scramble (playing)- "Oooh, that does look like fun..."
* Scrambling Egg- "Just you wait, I'm more spry than I look!"
* Prize Booth- "Oooooh, what a delightful assortment of knickknacks!"
* Confetti Cannon (held)- "I... guess I could spare a moment or two to set it up."
* Confetti Cannon- "I have so much to do, but... it's just such a delightful distraction!"
* Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "Oooh what fun!"
* Cawnival Sapling- "I hope it doesn't take too long to grow."
* Cawnival Tree- "It could use a little something or other."
* Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "Putting a few more trinkets around wouldn't hurt."
* Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "An impressive sight, if I do say so myself!"
* Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel and Mini Pendulum Ride (held)- "I can't resist a chance to tinker with tiny mechanisms."
* Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel and Mini Pendulum Ride- "What a delightful little mechanism!"
* Midsummer Night Light (held)- "You can never have too many nightlights."
* Midsummer Night Light- "Ah... I feel a bit better already."
* Miniature Tree (held)- "A pocket-sized tree? I'm intrigued."
* Miniature Tree- "I guess some trees can be interesting to look at after all."
* Mystery Box- "I couldn't help it, I looked ahead and took a peek..."
* Cawnival Statuette- "I feel as though I've seen it a few times before."
* Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "It would look lovely over a fireplace, perhaps next to a fine mantel clock."
* Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "I should really find a nice cabinet to display it in."
* Seed Clusters- "A little snack to keep in my pocket."
* Corny Slush- "The taste is alright, but the texture..."
* Chirpy Scarf- "Wearing a scarf to fend off the heat? How delightfully paradoxical!"
* Chirpy Cloak- "How odd! A cloak to keep cool!"
* Chirpy Capelet- "Quite the afternoonified capelet!"
* Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "I'll just come back later. Or earlier."
* Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "It needs something that will fit into this small slot..."
* Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "Didn't I see Goodfeather around here? I could have sworn I did..."
* Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Ugh, I should come back sooner... or maybe later."
* Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Gone already? Time sure flies when you're having fun."
* Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Oh come on, you want these worms don't you?"
===Nature - Plants===
====Base Game====
* Evergreen- "Just another tree."
* Lumpy Evergreen- "It looks sickly."
* Spiky Tree- "What a gnarled old tree."
* Evergreen (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
* Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
* Spiky Tree (stump)- "Cut down in its prime."
* Evergreen (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
* Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
* Spiky Tree (burning)- "It's burning away."
* Evergreen (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
* Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
* Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It was an ugly tree anyway."
* Evergreen (sapling)- "I think it's growing slowly on purpose, just to annoy me."
* Log- "It came from a tree as you'd expect."
* Log (burning)- "That seems like a good use for a log."
* Charcoal- "It burned once and it can burn again."
* Pine Cone- "The beginnings of a tree."
* Marble Tree- "What a delightfully odd tree."
* Totally Normal Tree (regular and stump)- "Oh, what a horrible face it has!"
* Living Log- "This log is a lot livelier than it should be."
* Sapling- "For some reason, these ones don't seem to grow any bigger."
* Sapling (picked)- "Now begins the painfully slow process of growing back."
* Sapling (burning)- "That's not good..."
* Sapling (held)- "I can put it somewhere later. Or maybe even earlier."
* Grass Tuft (held)- "I can think of a better place for it."
* Berry Bush (held)- "No time for picking, I'll just take it all with me!"
* Spiky Bush (held)- "I can put it somewhere later. Or maybe even earlier."
* Twigs- "Twigs always come in handy sooner or later."
* Grass Tuft- "Grass. You do tend to find a lot of it outside."
* Grass Tuft (picked)- "And now it'll begin the painfully slow process of growing back." 
* Grass Tuft (barren)- "I could probably find something to help speed up its growth."
* Grass Tuft (burning)- "That's not good..."
* Cut Grass- "It's about as interesting as you'd imagine cut grass to be."
* Berry Bush- "Aha! A ready supply of food!"
* Berry Bush (burning)- "That's not good."
* Berry Bush (picked)- "Why do berries take so long to grow back?"
* Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs something to get it growing again."
* Reeds- "I'm definitely in a marsh."
* Reeds (picked)- "No sense in waiting around for it to grow back."
* Reeds (burning)- "That's not good..."
* Cut Reeds- "I'll put it in my pocket and use it for something later."
* Plant- "It's definitely a plant."
* Plant (growing)- "Grow faster! I have things to do!"
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "Finally!"
* Marsh Plant- "I can't stop for every bit of greenery I see."
* Spiky Bush- ""Calling it a bush is quite charitable."
* Spiky Bush (picked)- "That wasn't one of my smarter moments."
* Spiky Bush (burning)- "That fire certainly isn't wasting any time!"
* Flower- "I have far more pressing things to do than pick flowers."
* Petals- "They wither away so quickly."
* Evil Flower- "I don't have time to stop and smell the-- hold on, what's wrong with that one?"
* Dark Petals- "Picking them seemed like a good idea at the time..."
* Carrot (planted)- "I can take it now or come back for it later."
* Red Mushroom- "Just another mushroom."
* Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's just something or other."
* Red Mushroom (picked)- "Maybe it's best if it doesn't grow back."
* Green Mushroom- "Just a green mushroom."
* Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's probably just some kind of mushroom."
* Green Mushroom (picked)- "No sense waiting around for it to grow back."
* Blue Mushroom- "A blue mushroom. Moving on."
* Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Something or other tucked in the ground."
* Blue Mushroom (picked)- "No sense waiting around for it to grow back."
====Reign of Giants====
* Birchnut Tree- "It's certainly a tree."
* Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
* Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
* Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
* Birchnut- "In time, it'll be a new tree."
* Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Trees are so painfully slow to grow."
* Sapling (withered)- "It won't survive long in this heat."
* Grass Tuft (withered)- "Nothing will grow in this heat."
* Berry Bush (withered)- "Everything is withering away in this heat."
* Plant (withered)- "Did I forget to water it again?"
* Cactus- "I wonder if it's really worth the bother."
* Cactus (picked)- "Now to pick out all the spines. What a tedious vegetable."
* Tumbleweed- "I'm sure it's seen a lot during its travels."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Lumpy Sapling- "It seems determined to survive."
* Burnt Spiky Bush- "Erased from the timeline."
* Twiggy Tree- "It's barely a tree, more like a sad collection of sticks.
* Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Its time in this world was cut short."
* Twiggy Tree (burning)- "Maybe that was supposed to happen."
* Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Well, what's done is done. For now anyway."
* Twiggy Tree (old)- "It's aged past its prime."
* Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "Good luck, scraggly little tree."
* Twiggy Tree Cone- "The beginnings of a tree."
* Juicy Berry Bush- "I can hear my stomach growling, and those berries look so tasty..."
* Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Berries grow so frustratingly slow!"
* Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "That's not good."
* Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "What do berry bushes need to grow again?"
* Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "It'll save me precious time if I bring this closer to camp."
* Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Oh, it's so sad!"
* Marble Sprout- "Are you supposed to water marble to make it grow?"
* Marble Shrub- "What a nicely sculpted topiary."
* Rose- "I don't have time to stop and smell the roses."
* Succulent- "I'm afraid I can't stop to admire every bit of scenery."
* Succulent (held)- "I guess it's technically edible."
* Bull Kelp- "Kelp is only slightly more interesting than grass."
* Bull Kelp (picked)- "It'll grow back eventually."
* Bull Kelp Stalk- "I could plant this somewhere more convenient."
* Driftwood- "That tree is long dead."
* Driftwood (stump)- "I should check for roots while I'm here."
* Driftwood (burning)- "That's an unfortunate turn of events."
* Driftwood (burnt)- "It won't do me much good now."
* Driftwood Piece- "Who knows how long it's been floating out in the ocean?"
* Lune Tree- "It looks like it's already gone grey."
* Lune Tree (stump)- "No sense waiting around for it to grow back."
* Lune Tree (burning)- "I guess that's just the way of things sometimes."
* Lune Tree (burnt)- "That's the end for this tree."
* Lune Tree Blossom- "It's gone completely white."
* Lune Tree Sapling- "A moth turning into a tree hardly feels out of the ordinary anymore."
* Stone Fruit Bush- "I've seen a lot of strange things in my time. This is one of them."
* Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "I'll come back later when there's fruit to pick."
* Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "I think it's well past its prime."
* Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "I can't expect it to make fruit in this heat."
* Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Oh botheration, I needed that!"
* Sprouting Stone Fruit- "There's a new little life forming."
* Spiny Bindweed- "I don't like the look of it one bit."
* Binding Roots- "Oh botheration, now I'll have to clean all of this up!"
* Farm Plant (seed)- "I hope it grows quickly."
* Farm Plant (growing)- "Please hurry up!"
* Farm Plant (grown)- "Finally!!"
* Farm Plant (rotten)- "Ack! I misjudged its position on the timeline!"
* Farm Plant (giant)- "I guess patience does pay off sometimes."
* Farm Plant (giant rotten)- "Botheration! Time has gotten its claws into it!"
* Farm Plant (burning)- "All that time and energy... wasted..."
* Farm Plant (generic)- "A plant."
* Weed- "Wait a tick, I don't think I meant to plant that!"
* Plant (happy)- "I'd best leave well enough alone."
* Plant (stressed)- "Something's making it unhappy."
* Plant (very stressed)- "I can feel the stress radiating off of it."
* Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "Something around here is stopping it from reaching its full potential."
* Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "It wouldn't hurt to plant a few more to keep it company."
* Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "Oh botheration, I think I tried to fit too many plants in one spot."
* Plant (stressed, bad season)- "This might not be the best time of year for it."
* Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "Oh botheration, did I forget to water it again?"
* Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "I'm sure I gave it some fertilizer not too long ago... or maybe I will soon."
* Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "Do I really have to talk to it?"
* Giant Carrots- "I wonder if eating all those carrots would improve my eyesight."
* Giant Corn- "I never thought corn could be so colorful."
* Giant Pumpkin- "It looks like it's ready to roll away."
* Giant Eggplant- "I'll be eating eggplant leftovers for weeks."
* Giant Durian- "Out of all the things I planted, this is the one that decides to grow well."
* Giant Pomegranate- "I hope the seeds inside grew bigger too."
* Giant Dragon Fruit- "I'll admit, it's an impressive sight."
* Giant Watermelon- "It's so pleasantly round!"
* Giant Toma Root- "I don't know if I can lift a tomato that size!"
* Giant Potato- "What a ridiculously enormous potato."
* Giant Asparagus- "That might be altogether too much asparagus, even for me."
* Giant Onion- "It's glorious!"
* Giant Garlic- "It's still hard to believe garlic could grow so big."
* Giant Pepper- "Ooooh, I get the feeling this one is going to be extra hot."
* Great Tree Trunk- "What a magnificent old tree!"
* Great Tree Root- "I should steer clear of those if I don't want to meet a watery end."
* Mossy Vine- "A vine. Not very noteworthy."
* Knobbly Tree- "It must have had a hard time of it, growing all the way out here."
* Knobbly Tree Nut- "It's already started growing!"
* Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It provides a nice bit of shade."
===Nature - Objects===
====Base Game====
* Beehive- "I'm sure the bees are working like clockwork in there."
* Killer Bee Hive- "I'd rather not be stung within an inch of my life, thank you."
* Honeycomb- "It's much better once you pick out the bees."
* Hound Mound- "Ugh, a dwelling made of old bones!"
* Bones- "Old bones. Let's not dwell on them."
* Touch Stone- "Hopefully I'll never have to use it."
* Obelisk (sane, up)- "What? I could have sworn it was shorter..."
* Obelisk (sane, down)- "Hmm. I remembered it being taller..."
* Obelisk (insane, up)- "This stinks of shadow magic shenanigans."
* Obelisk (insane, down)- "That looks awfully suspect."
* Harp Statue- "It's curious how they all seem to be broken in the same spot..."
* Marble Pillar- "Whatever building it used to be a part of has been lost to time."
* Marble- "A timeless building material."
* Rundown House- "Time has taken its toll on this house."
* Merm Head- "I wonder how long they've been at war."
* Pig Head- "Well that's not alarming at all."
* Pig Torch- "Maybe those pigs are brighter than I give them credit for."
* Basalt- "That's too strong to break through!"
* Boulder- "Ooooh a boulder, how unexpected."
* Rocks- "A handful of stones, absolutely thrilling!"
* Flint- "Aha, I've found some flint!"
* Nitre- "A rock of some sort."
* Gold Nugget- "Hmm... would a solid gold pocket watch be too much?"
* Grave- "You'll never catch me in one of those."
* Grave (dug)- "It's not like they were going to use any of that stuff."
* Suspicious Dirt Pile- "There's something just irresistibly suspicious about it..."
* Animal Track- "Something went that way... hopefully something tasty."
* Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Lost it. Maybe I should retrace my steps."
* Animal Track (found)- "An animal must've been through here just moments ago."
* Wooden Thing- "This appears to be a nexus to another world!"
* Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Soon, the invention will be complete!"
* Wooden Thing (locked)- "There's still something missing."
* Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "With this I can surely pass through space and time!"
* Ring Thing- "A ring that could focus dimensional energies."
* Crank Thing- "Tough enough to handle the most intense experiments."
* Box Thing- "This may control the polarity of the whole universe."
* Metal Potato Thing- "This metal potato contains great and fearful power..."
* Worm Hole- "It's resting, for the moment."
* Worm Hole (open)- "Not my preferred way to get around, but it'll do in a pinch."
* Worm Hole (exited)- "I can't believe I just did that..."
* Pond- "Has that pond always been there?"
* Skeleton- "This one's beyond my power to save..."
* Spider Den- "I'm not in any hurry to tangle with spiders."
* Spider Eggs- "I should squish them now, it'll save me the hassle later on..."
* Rabbit Hole- "I'd better watch my step, wouldn't want to fall down a rabbit hole."
* Walrus Camp- "Nobody ever invites me in. I'm starting to take it personally!"
* Walrus Camp (empty)- "They'll be back."
====Reign of Giants====
* Ice- "A frozen chunk of future water."
* Mini Glacier- "A frozen chunk of future water."
* Mini Glacier (melted)- "A puddle of potential ice."
* Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Everything's too soggy, I'm not wasting my time with this."
* Burrow- "I thought they were bigger... my memory must've exaggerated it."
* Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "No more rabbit hole, for now."
* Rundown House (burnt)- "One moment it's there, the next it's gone."
* Merm Head (burnt)- "Oh, that is vile."
* Pig Head (burnt)- "It somehow managed to become even more dead."
* Hollow Stump- "It looks like something's been living in there for a while."
* Hollow Stump (empty)- "It's deserted."
* Glommer's Statue- "I still haven't figured out who made this..."
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
* Skeleton (self)- " N/A
====Don't Starve Together====
* Florid Postern- "Parts of this mechanism look... familiar..."
* Gigantic Beehive- "This is giving me a bad feeling..."
* Honey Patch- "I'm done messing around with beehives."
* Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Has it grown since I last saw it?"
* Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "I'm not sure what to make of it."
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Strange... I don't think it's as old as it looks."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "I can't quite tell what it's supposed to be."
* Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "It still doesn't look right."
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Either the sculptor forgot something, or a piece has been removed."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "It's a little better, but there's something missing..."
* Rook Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "It took me ages to put you together, at least look pleased about it!"
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "I can't believe I spent so much time on reuniting a couple pieces of marble."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Why did I spend so much time on this?"
* Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Did you hear that? It's like there's something scratching inside..."
* Magma- "Not for swimming."
* Rock- "You've seen one rock, you've seen them all."
* Crispy Skeleton- "Their life was snuffed out long ago."
* Marble Statue (Comedy)- "I don't have much patience for art."
* Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "I've seen it before and I'll probably see it again."
* Marble Statue (Pawn)- "I can gawk at them later, they're not going anywhere."
* Marble Statue (Vase)- "I'm still not sure who left these here."
* Meteor and Moon Rock- "I never would have predicted I'd see a piece of the moon up close."
* Celestial Orb- "It's like a pocket-sized moon."
* Celestial Portal- "I feel like I'm being watched..."
* Moon Stone (broken)- "Someone didn't want us to use this."
* Moon Stone (repaired)- "I'm pretty sure that's important for something."
* Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Was something else supposed to happen? I can't remember..."
* Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Of course! Now I remember!"
* Moon Stone (repaired, wrong staff)- "I've got a nagging feeling it's not supposed to look like that."
* Moon Rubble- "I wonder who made these?"
* Petrified Evergreen- "Frozen in time."
* Rock Den- "Oh the shadows are staring at me. Wait a tick! that's something else..."
* Skeleton (all players)- "%s! You're not going out like this, not on my watch!"
* Stagehand- "I know you're hiding in there."
* Stagehand (walking)- "You'll never catch me! I've outsmarted you and your ilk at every turn!"
* Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Where did this come from?"
* Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Strange..."
* Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "What is this doing way out here?"
* Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Something's nagging at the back of my brain... I'm sure it's nothing."
* Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "The attention to detail is incredible!"
* Loot Stash- "At least he left some goodies!"
* Lake- "Water! Finally!"
* Lake (dry)- "There might've been water here once... or maybe there will be."
* Cave-in Boulder- "I bet I could lift it. It... might take a while though."
* Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "I can't quite reach it."
* Garden Detritus- "Didn't I pluck that out already?"
* Anenemy- "I'm not falling for that again."
* Anenemy (closed)- "Ooooh you hateful thing!"
* Anenemy Trap- "It's what it deserves."
* Celestial Altar Base- "It's showing me a place... is it a premonition or a memory?"
* Celestial Altar Idol- "I think I know where it wants to go."
* Celestial Altar Orb- "This isn't where it needs to be."
* Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "I just can't stand leaving anything unfinished."
* Celestial Altar- "Nothing wrong with dabbling in strange mystical magics from time to time."
* Inactive Celestial Tribute- "I'll make better use of it than that old crab did."
* Celestial Tribute- "If I could have discovered this power first... ah well, I suppose it's in the past."
* Celestial Sanctum Icon- "I do wish it would stop with all that frightful whispering."
* Celestial Sanctum Ward- "It feels like wheels have been set in motion..."
* Celestial Sanctum- "The pieces are starting to come together."
* Celestial Fissure- "The air around it tingles with potential."
* Celestial Fissure (no light)- "I'd better watch my step around here."
* Hot Spring- "It looks so warm and inviting."
* Hot Spring (bombed)- "There's no sense in questioning these things."
* Hot Spring (glassed over)- "A giant splash, frozen in time."
* Hot Spring (empty)- "No sense standing around an empty hole."
* Inviting Formation- "There's definitely something stuck in there. I wonder..."
* Moon Glass- "Jagged glass coming from the ground, what could go wrong?"
* Moon Shard- "It would make a perfect watch crystal, if only it played nice with shadow magic."
* Sea Bones- "Not what I was hoping to see on my stroll down the beach."
* Shattered Spider Hole- "They're not the best decorators, are they?"
* Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "It was a fine home once, but it's fallen into disrepair."
* Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "Time well spent."
* Hermit Bee Box- "She's quite creative with her limited materials."
* Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "Not even a drop of honey inside."
* Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "Why does honey take so long to make?"
* Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "Finally!"
* Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "It looks like its honey making days are behind it."
* Hermit Drying Rack- "Maybe I could help the poor old thing, if I have a spare minute or two..."
* Hermit Drying Rack (drying)- "I'll be old and grey before it's done..."
* Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "It's done! Finally!!"
* Hermit Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "The weather is not cooperating."
* Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "It's like watching paint dry."
* Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "I think it's been aged enough."
* Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "This isn't helping."
* Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "Oh botheration!"
* Plugged Fissure- "It makes a delightful little toot sound from time to time.
* Baritone Shell Bell- "I love a good knickknack, and a musical one at that!"
* Alto Shell Bell- "I think that would fit nicely in my pocket."
* Soprano Shell Bell- "What a nice little shell! I wish I had somewhere to display it."
* Boat Fragment (types 3 & 4)- "Brrr... so many terrible things can happen out at sea."
* Boat Fragment (type 5)- "Someone's boat met an untimely end."
* Sea Stack- "Don't you dare hit my boat!"
* Salt Formation- "It's just salt! N-nothing to be bothered over."
* Salt Formation (partially mined)- "I feel a bit better now."
* Salt Formation (completely mined)- "Oh goody, it's growing back."
* Salt Crystals- "A bit of salt on my meals might be nice."
* Ocean Debris- "There might be something interesting hiding in all that mud."
* Wobster Mound- "Something's peering out from inside..."
* Moon Glass Mound- "Maybe I should take the glass spikes as a sign to stay away."
* Shell Cluster- "Now, what do we have here?"
* Sunken Chest (locked)- "Oh botheration! Open up, you!"
* Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "A shell this enormous must have something interesting inside."
* Mysterious Energy- "Can you feel that crackle of possibility in the air?"
* Lunar Siphonator (stage 1)- "I've got the uneasy feeling I've done this before..."
* Lunar Siphonator (stage 2)- "Progress is slowly being made."
* Lunar Siphonator (complete)- "It's finished..."
* Charged Glassy Rock- "It's brimming with untapped potential!"
* Infused Moon Shard- "It's not going to stay charged for long."
* Moongleam- "A speck of powerful possibility."
* Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "His tools are quite interesting."
* Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "Is it a temporal projection? Planar? I wish he'd answer my questions!"
* Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Maybe I could take a peek at his notes... oh botheration, it won't open!"
* Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "That must be one of the tools he's looking for."
* Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Maybe if I return his tools he'll be more inclined to speak with me."
* Energetic Static- "Unbridled energy."
* Restrained Static- "Somewhat bridled energy."
* Conspicuous Chest- "Dimensional cross-contamination aside, it's quite a lovely chest."
* Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "Erased from the timeline."
* Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "That... seems suspect."
===Nature - Caves===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Sinkhole- "I never was good at leaving well enough alone."
* Sinkhole (generic)- "Well, this isn't working."
* Sinkhole (open)- "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Famous last words..."
* Exit to Surface (generic)- "Looks like I'm stuck down here for the time being."
* Exit to Surface (open)- "That's enough of this place!"
* Red Mushtree- "I never did like mushrooms."
* Green Mushtree- "I'm going to trip over one of these if I'm not careful."
* Blue Mushtree- "I wonder how it got so big? Rather, I wonder what it's been feeding on..."
* Light Flower- "I don't have time to stop and smell the flowers."
* Light Bulb- "It will give me a few precious minutes of light."
* Stalagmite- "You've seen one rock, you've seen them all."
* Stalagmite (pointy)- "Wow, amazing. Let's keep moving shall we?"
* Spilagmite- "I can hear them skittering inside..."
* Slurtle Mound- "Strange. Anyway, moving on..."
* Splumonkey Pod- "At least they make it easy to remember who lives here."
* Fern- "How very interesting. Anyway..."
* Foliage- "Am I going to stop and examine every bit of greenery I find?"
* Cave Banana Tree- "You can barely call it a tree."
* Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "It's fine! Just scrape off the burnt edges!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Sinkhole (full)- "Finish up in there, I don't have all day to wait!"
* Exit to Surface (full)- "Would someone please move? You're blocking the exit!"
* Bat Cave- "Don't mind me... just passing through..."
* Red Mushtree (blooming)- "Ugh, it's trying to grow more mushrooms."
* Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Is it spore season again?"
* Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Don't you dare get any of those spores on me!"
* Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "A particularly bad mushroom."
* Red Spore- "At least they brighten things up a bit."
* Spore- "Float along now."
* Blue Spore- "They're looking for a place to latch onto."
* Red, Green and Blue Spore (held)- "I hope it doesn't start growing in there."
* Withered Flower- "Time has claimed it."
* Mysterious Plant- "Something's nagging at my memory... ah, it's probably nothing."
* Fossil Fragment- "These bones are too old for my magic to work. However..."
* Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "It's missing something."
* Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Oh botheration, that doesn't look right at all."
* Odd Skeleton (complete)- "I did it! Why did I do that again?"
* Lunar Mushtree- "More mushrooms. Lovely."
* Lunar Spore- "Careful now..."
* Vitreoasis and Small Vitreoasis- "It's not a pool I'd care to take a dip in."
* Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "What a horrid place to call home."
* Nightmare Rampart- "They're here! I need to leave, quickly!"
===Nature - Ruins===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "Someone probably plugged it for a reason. I wonder what it was?"
* Ruins Sinkhole- "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Famous last words..."
* Ancient Statue- "What's left from a time long ago."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Time has worn it away."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "It seems like they were a clever bunch. Just not clever enough."
* Algae- "I can't spend my time looking at every old pond plant."
* Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I don't see much in the way of proper clockwork in there."
* Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I have a suspicion these were held together with more magic than craftsmanship."
* Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Not so much as a pinion or pendulum in sight. Disgraceful!"
* Relic- "People back then weren't all that different from us."
* Relic (broken)- "Whatever it was has been lost to time."
* Thulecite Fragments- "Just what I was looking for!"
* Cave Lichen- "I'm not stopping to gawk at every plant I see!"
* Ornate Chest- "What's the harm in taking an itty-bitty peek?"
* Large Ornate Chest- "Did I open it last time around? I can't recall..."
* Nightmare Light- "I'd better not get too close."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Ancient Chest- "An ancient puzzle! How exciting!"
* Ancient Chest (locked)- "You won't stay locked for long."
* Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "With a bit of tinkering, I could get it working again."
* Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "Does anyone else feel a crackle of magic in the air?"
* Ancient Gateway (activated)- "It's radiating a strange energy, almost like..."
* Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "The magical field is collapsing!"
* Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "For the time being, I think it should be left alone."
* Ancient Obelisk- "It probably says something like 'turn back while you can'."
* Ancient Beacon- "I don't know if I want those lights to turn on..."
* Ancient Beacon (active)- "I should keep my distance."
* Ancient Mural (first)- "A mural of an ancient civilization, but something is wrong..."
* Ancient Mural (second)- "Whatever was here has been lost to time."
* Ancient Mural (third)- "It shows shadows descending on the city."
* Ancient Mural (fourth)- "The people weren't quick enough to escape. They paid a price..."
* Ancient Mural (fifth)- "They had the right idea for a while, but they must have made a mistake."
* Atrium Statue- "A frozen moment in ancient history."
* Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "There's something missing here."
* Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "Oh good, we got the lights working."
* Ancient Moon Statue- "Relics from a distant time."
* Sealed Portal (switch off)- "Hm, maybe this time..."
* Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Well, it was worth a try."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (first, third, and fifth)- "I won't waste my time trying to decipher this gibberish."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (second and fourth)- "I'd go back and ask what it means, but this time period is a bit beyond my reach."
* Tidy Hidey-Hole- "A cozy little dust bin."
* Ancient Kiln (empty)- "I'd say it's been a few centuries since this was last used."
* Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "This is why I hate cooking. Cooking takes forever!"
* Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "It has to be almost done by now, right?"
* Ancient Kiln (finished)- "At long last, food!"
* Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "Well that's a setback."
* Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "What a curious relic."
* Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Oh botheration, I think I just remembered something..."
* Security Pulse- "Hurry, someone catch it before-!"
* Sentrypede Husk- "Not one usable bit of clockwork to be found."
* Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "It looks like it needs a good winding."
* Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "How delightfully odd!"
* Distilled Knowledge- "It's quite a puzzling piece, isn't it?"
===Turfs===
====Base Game====
* Wooden Flooring- "I missed the comforting creak of floorboards beneath my feet."
* Carpeted Flooring- "I've missed carpet..."
* Checkerboard Flooring, Forest Turf, Grass Turf, Marsh Turf, Rocky Turf, Savanna Turf, Mud Turf, Guano Turf, Slimy Turf, Fungal Turfs, and Cave Rock Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"
* Cobblestones- "A road to where, exactly?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Deciduous Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"
* Sandy Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"
==== Don't Starve Together ====
* Scaled Flooring- "This might actually be useful."
* Moon Crater Turf- "Slightly more interesting to look at, but still just ground."
* Rocky Beach Turf, Shell Beach Turf, and Mutated Fungal Turf- "Why am I wasting time staring at the ground?"
* Ancient Stonework- "Slightly more interesting to look at, but still just ground."
===Mobs - Monsters===
====Base Game====
* Clockwork Knight- "Clockwork and I usually get along just fine..."
* Clockwork Bishop- "What an irresponsible use of clockwork!"
* Clockwork Rook- "I'm not convinced that's proper clockwork."
* Damaged Knight- "I... I don't want to look at it."
* Damaged Bishop- "It's been completely taken over..."
* Damaged Rook- "How is it still going?"
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "They found me... N-no! Stay away!"
* Charlie (attacked by)- "Leave me alone!"
* Hound- "Stay away! I refuse to be eaten by the likes of you!"
* Red Hound- "I won't meet a fiery end from the likes of you!"
* Blue Hound- "What did I ever do to you?!"
* Hound's Tooth- "I could have been eaten!"
* Spider- "Why don't you just run along? Go do spider things."
* Spider (sleeping)- "At least it's not causing any trouble."
* Spider (dead)- "I like them better this way."
* Spider Warrior- "Oh botheration, I hate the stripy ones."
* Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "At least it's not causing any trouble."
* Spider Warrior (dead)- "I chose my survival over his."
* Spider Gland- "That spider left me a thoughtful parting gift."
* Silk- "It's surprisingly durable."
* Krampus- "He really puts a damper on this time of year."
* Krampus Sack- "For me? You shouldn't have!"
* Merm- "You run along now, pay me no mind."
* Frog- "Don't even try it frogs, I'm one step ahead of you."
* Frog (sleeping)- "Look at him sleeping away."
* Frog (dead)- "He's leapt his last."
* Tentacle- "I'll be avoiding that."
* Tentacle Spike- "Quite a nasty weapon."
* Tentacle Spots- "Such a nice pattern, if only it wasn't so slimy and disgusting."
* Big Tentacle (1)- "I don't think I should touch that."
* Big Tentacle (2)- "Another thing I probably shouldn't touch."
* Big Slimy Pit- "There's a whole maze of tunnels down there."
* Baby Tentacle- "Hateful little things!"
* Guardian Pig- "He looks particularly unpleasant."
* Werepig- "I hate it when they get like this!"
* Ghost- "Stay away from me! I won't become like you!"
* MacTusk- "He's a mean old thing."
* Wee MacTusk- "Ah, youth. Enjoy it while you can."
* Walrus Tusk- "I should pocket it for future tinkering."
* Tam o' Shanter- "It still smells like walrus."
* Mosquito- "It's trying to drain the life right out of me!"
* Mosquito (held)- "Serves you right!"
* Mosquito Sack- "I think I might be sick..."
* Nearby Mosquitoes- "Of course there would be mosquitoes here."
* Cave Spider- "Why don't you just skitter around the other way?"
* Spitter- "Leave me alone!"
* Batilisk- "Stay out of my hair, it's enough of a bat's nest already!"
* Meat Bulb- "I'm not falling for that old trick!"
* Fleshy Bulb- "It's unpleasantly squishy..."
* Eyeplant- "Oh stop staring! Mind your own business!"
* Slurper- "I can't decide how I feel about them..."
* Slurper Pelt- "Yuck."
* Dangling Depth Dweller- "You think you can get the drop on me?"
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "Now I remember!"
* Depths Worm (lure)- "Something's nagging at my memory... ah, it's probably nothing."
* Dirt Mound (burrowed Depths Worm)- "About as boring as you'd expect a pile of dirt to be."
* Ewecus- "He's a tough old thing."
* Steel Wool- "Some things are taken very literally around here."
====Reign of Giants====
* Varg- "I guess I was bound to run into you sooner or later."
* Poison Birchnut Tree- "Mind your own business, you pesky tree!"
* Birchnutter- "I'll stomp you back into the ground, you overgrown seedling!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Gem Deer- "It's being controlled by that beast!"
* Grumble Bee- "If only I had a little army that would protect me this fiercely!"
* Lavae- "Tsk, she just lets her children run wild!"
* Hound (corpse)- "Ugh! I don't want to look at it!"
* Hound (corpse, burning)- "It was the only way."
* Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "I don't like it when THEY do it."
* Horror Hound- "What a terrible sight!"
* Horror Hound (sleeping)- "I can't bear to look at that creature!"
* Horror Hound (dead)- "I certainly won't miss it."
* Moonrock Pengull- "Is that creature actually alive?!"
* Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "Is it asleep, or...?"
* Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "Maybe this time it's for the best."
* Shattered Spider- "I don't think that spider was assembled properly."
* Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "It's still, for the time being."
* Shattered Spider (dead)- "That's the end of that."
* Cookie Cutter- "Oooh those things give me the shivers."
* Cookie Cutter Shell- "Mind the spines."
* Rockjaw- "Ah, I almost forgot. Another reason to stay away from the ocean!"
* Naked Mole Bat- "Hmph, and people call me batty!"
* Ancient Sentrypede- "You mechanical menace!"
* Fruit Fly- "Oh, shoo!"
* Moonblind Crow- "What an awful sight!"
* Misshapen Bird- "Why don't you run along and spit somewhere else?"
* Nurse Spider- "They have terrible bedside manner."
* Sea Strider- "Shoo! Why can't you just stay in your tree?"
* Egg of Terror- "It's trying to hatch! I should keep my eye on it."
* Suspicious Peeper- "My eyes aren't the best, but I'm not looking for replacements anytime soon!"
===Mobs - Neutral Animals===
====Base Game====
* Beefalo- "Not exactly majestic, are they?"
* Beefalo (follower)- "It took long enough, but we're finally getting along."
* Beefalo (sleeping)- "Look at him, snoring away precious hours!"
* Beefalo (naked)- "Sorry, I needed that fur."
* Beefalo (domesticated)- "We've come to an understanding."
* Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "He's gotten a little soft around the edges."
* Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "With his help, I'll shave precious minutes off my traveling time!"
* Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "I don't like the look on his face..."
* Beefalo Wool- "The beefalo will grow it back."
* Beefalo Horn- "It belonged to a beefalo in the past."
* Baby Beefalo- "So young, so full of life."
* Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Who has time to sleep?"
* Nearby Bees- " N/A
* Bee- "It's thinking about stinging me, I can see it in its beady eyes."
* Killer Bee- "I won't be killed by the likes of you, bee!"
* Bee (held)- "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
* Killer Bee (held)- "I'm not quite sure what my plan is here."
* Stinger- "A bee sting that almost was."
* Pig (normal and sleeping)- "Carry on, pig."
* Pig (follower)- "Well, he's friendly enough for now."
* Pig (dead)- "His time ran out."
* Pig Skin- "What a sad end."
* Bunnyman and Beardlord- "I don't trust those things."
* Bunny Puff- "It's nice, so long as I don't think about where it came from."
* Koalefant- "It's in the spring of its life."
* Winter Koalefant- "It's grown a warm winter coat."
* Pengull- "Is it Winter again already?"
* Rock Lobster- "You keep those claws far away from me!"
* Slurtle- "How do they stand being so slow?"
* Slurtle Slime- "Oh botheration, I think I got some on the bottom of my shoe..."
* Broken Shell- "A handful of shattered shell bits."
* Shelmet- "As long as it protects me, I don't care what it looks like."
* Splumonkey- "They're up to their old tricks."
====Reign of Giants====
* Buzzard- "You're wasting your time following me, buzzard."
* Catcoon- "I don't have time to play with you."
* Cat Tail- "I did what I had to do."
* Volt Goat- "Come here you old goat!"
* Volt Goat (charged)- "What happened to you? You look a mess!"
* Volt Goat Horn- "Twisty, like time itself."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Saladmander- "What a funny little creature."
* Saladmander (ripe)- "It's a shame they're so delicious."
* Saladmander (sleeping)- "I guess it doesn't have anything better to do."
* Gnarwail- "Another obviously made-up creature."
* Gnarwail (broken horn)- "I'll bet you feel pretty foolish now, don't you?"
* Gnarwail (follower)- "Alright you can come along, just don't slow me down."
* Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "I'm starting to feel a bit bad about taking its horn."
* Gnarwail Horn- "Who ever heard of a whale with a horn?"
* Skittersquid- "Could you light the way without being a nuisance, please?!"
* Loyal Merm Guard- "I certainly hope they're fighting for our side."
* Sea Weed- "I seem to recall something... there was a trick with the barnacles..."
* Seedshell- "Oh botheration, I have to contend with angry flower spittle?"
* Sea Sprout Starter- "If I come across a nice rock, I'll leave it there."
* Sea Sprout- "In time, it will grow as big as the others."
* Mush Gnome- "This mushroom manages to be worse than most."
* Grass Gator- "It seems to want nothing to do with us, which is fine by me."
===Mobs - Passive Animals===
====Base Game====
* Butterfly- "Don't go causing any tornadoes!"
* Butterfly (held)- "Crisis averted."
* Crow- "As long as you don't come with any bad omens, we'll get along fine."
* Crow (held)- "Don't you dare peck at my pocket watches while you're in there!"
* Redbird- "Some kind of red bird."
* Redbird (held)- "Well, it's in my pocket. Now what?"
* Snowbird- "Some kind of blueish white bird."
* Snowbird (held)- "Don't peck on my pocket watches while you're in there!"
* Jet Feather- "A black feather."
* Crimson Feather- "A red feather."
* Azure Feather- "A white-ish feather."
* Gobbler- "That bird's too quick!"
* Eye Bone- "Do you ever blink?"
* Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Did it fall asleep?"
* Eye Bone (ashes)- " N/A
* Chester- "Yes, yes, you're very cute. Just be careful with my things please."
* Rabbit and Beardling- "A rabbit... or is it?"
* Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "What am I supposed to do with it now?"
* Fireflies- "I'll take some light wherever I can get it."
* Fireflies (held)- "It never hurts to carry a little emergency light."
* Mandrake (planted)- "What is that, a turnip?"
* Mandrake (follower)- "You can stop chiming in any time!"
* Mandrake (dead)- "Oh, I can't bear to look at it..."
* Mandrake (cooked)- "It's just a roasted vegetable, it's just a roasted vegetable..."
* Snurtle- "It's just as slow as the other kind."
* Snurtle Shell Armor- "It's not pleasant, but I do feel a bit safer."
====Reign of Giants====
* Glommer- "Who's a cute little bug thing? You are!"
* Glommer (sleeping)- "Sleeping again?"
* Glommer's Flower- "I like anything that can make its own light."
* Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Why must life be so fleeting for some?"
* Glommer's Flower (ashes)- " N/A
* Glommer's Wings- "I'm just not going to think about where they came from!"
* Glommer's Goop- "Oh. Droppings. How lovely."
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "It's one of those little pests."
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "I've spent enough time dealing with your shenanigans!"
* Moleworm (held)- "Got you at last, you little vermin!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Grass Gekko- "Jumpy little things, aren't they? That's probably wise."
* Star-sky- "Who would leave a fishbowl in a cave? I hope it wasn't me..."
* Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "I think his time might've run out..."
* Hutch- "You come with your own lamp? I'm impressed!"
* Canary- "Some kind of yellow bird."
* Canary (held)- "Alright, I'm holding a bird... carefully holding a bird..."
* Canary (poisoned)- "I think I should take that as a sign to leave."
* Saffron Feather- "A yellow feather."
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "She seems to like me for some reason."
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "She looks about as happy as a bug covered in lava can look."
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Is it feeding time again already?"
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Oh botheration, did I forget to feed you again?"
* Lavae Egg- "It's warm, I think this egg has already been cooked."
* Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I can almost imagine it smiling."
* Lavae Egg (too cold)- "It's cooling off, I don't think that's good."
* Lavae Tooth- "Well this feels vaguely threatening."
* Chilled Lavae- "Is it... dead?"
* No-Eyed Deer- "It could use a haircut, though I'm not one to talk..."
* No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Just keep your antler to yourself!"
* Deer Antler- "This looks like a key piece to a puzzle..."
* Puffin- "What a jolly looking bird."
* Puffin (held)- "It's a bit awkward carrying such a large bird around with me..."
* Puffin (sleeping)- "It's fast asleep."
* Carrat- "That's the liveliest carrot I've ever seen."
* Carrat (held)- "Stop wriggling!"
* Carrat (sleeping)- "It's taking a quick little nap."
* Carrat (dead)- "I think it's gone off."
* Moon Moth- "It's simply not fair that they live such brief lives."
* Moon Moth (held)- "It's a bit cluttered in my pockets, please try not to get squished!"
* Wobster- "I'm sensing a pot of boiling water in your future."
* Lunar Wobster- "They make normal wobsters seem friendly in comparison."
* Bulbous Lightbug- "I feel a bit reassured knowing it's nearby."
* Dust Moth- "I could have used one of you in my workshop back home."
* Friendly Fruit Fly- "Thank goodness, I don't have to entertain the garden anymore."
* Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "I'd rather not start attracting flies, but it could be useful."
===Mobs - Tallbird family===
====Base Game====
* Tallbird- "I wonder how they keep their balance."
* Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "I spot an egg! Although it looks like it was spotted already."
* Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Just an empty nest."
* Tallbird Egg- "A future bird."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Did that crack come from the outside or the inside?"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's going to be a fried egg soon if I don't cool it down."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "I shouldn't leave it out in the cold."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "Can you hatch any faster?"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "According to my egg timer, it could hatch any moment now!"
* Smallbird- "That's no spring chicken."
* Smallbird (sleeping)- "Thank goodness. I can finally do things uninterrupted."
* Smallbird (hungry)- "What is it? Do you need to be fed again already?"
* Smallbird (starving)- "Oh no, I forgot to feed you again didn't I?"
* Smallish Tallbird- "When did you dye your feathers?"
* Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "This is no time for sleeping!"
* Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Oh botheration, I bet you're hungry."
* Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "I think she might actually eat me if I don't feed her soon."
* Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Alright, I'm going, I'm going!"
===Mobs - Bosses===
====Base Game====
* Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Even the trees are out to get me!"
* Spider Queen- "Just whose idea was it to make the spiders here so big?! I'd like to have a word."
* Spiderhat- "A lovely reminder of that time I was almost eaten by a giant spider."
* Deerclops- "Do we really have to do this again?"
* Deerclops Eyeball- "I'll bet that creature didn't foresee its day ending like this."
* Ancient Guardian- "Ohhhh. Right. You."
* Guardian's Horn- "I'm glad I managed to not meet my end at the business end of this horn."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bearger- "All the worst parts of a bear and a badger rolled into one."
* Thick Fur- "It was either him or me."
* Moose/Goose- "I could never forget a face like that."
* Moose/Goose Nest (full and empty)- "A brand new lifetime getting ready to start."
* Mosling- "They're cute NOW..."
* Down Feather- "I'm sure I'll find a use for it sooner or later."
* Dragonfly- "Ohhhh I was really hoping to avoid dodging fiery bug monsters today."
* Scales- "Fireproof material has served me well in the past. And future, come to think of it."
* Lava Spit (hot)- "Hot!!"
* Lava Spit (cool)- "I think it's safe to touch. But why would I want to?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Something's telling me I should tread carefully around here."
* Bee Queen- "This was a terrible idea!"
* Bee Queen Crown- "How delightfully strange!"
* Klaus- "Is it that time of year again already?"
* Stag Antler- "This looks like just the piece I need."
* Antlion- "Oh botheration, I hope I remembered to bring a gift."
* Antlion (happy)- "Oh now you're in a good mood?"
* Antlion (upset)- "There's no need to get yourself so worked up!"
* Desert Stone- "It positively reeks of spacial wib-wobblery."
* Desert Stone (active)- "I might as well use it."
* Sand Spike- "I won't have my time cut short by the likes of you!"
* Sand Castle- "The sands of time are so fickle!"
* Glass Spike- "It looks nice now that it's not trying to impale me."
* Glass Castle- "Nothing is permanent, eventually it might be sand again."
* Toadstool Cap- "This feels strangely familiar."
* Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Wasn't there something here before? Or maybe that's later."
* Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Come on out, don't be shy!"
* Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "I really should have remembered something like you!"
* Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "I think the pendulum just swung in his favor..."
* Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Yuck. They smell like decay."
* Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "I knew there was a reason I don't like mushrooms!"
* Shroom Skin- "That creature must've been half decayed. How horrible!"
* Reanimated Skeleton- "This was a bad idea. I have regrets."
* Ancient Fuelweaver- "This was a VERY bad idea."
* Woven Shadow- "Ack! Get out of here!"
* Bone Armor- "Nope. Nope nope nope."
* Bone Helm- "I don't want to put a dead thing on my head!"
* Shadow Thurible- "I don't trust it."
* Malbatross- "Of course this couldn't be just a quiet, pleasant boat trip..."
* Malbatross Feather- "At least I got a nice feather out of that whole debacle."
* Malbatross Bill- "I don't think its owner will be missing it."
* Crab King- "Ah! There you are, you old codger!"
* Crab King (inert)- "Hmm, aren't there supposed to be gems on it? Or does that come later..."
* Imposing Claw- "You keep those big old snippers away from me!"
* Cracked Pearl- "I was holding out hope things would go differently this time."
* Lord of the Fruit Flies- "I have no patience for all your pestering!"
* Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "Oh botheration, not you..."
* Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "It's down... for the time being."
* Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "I'm already at the dizzy age, all that spinning is just making it worse!"
* Moonglass Spike- "Nice try, but not even time can trap me!"
* Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Just give me a moment to catch my breath..."
* Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "Third time's a charm!"
* Enlightening Snare- "I can't let myself fall asleep at a time like this!"
* Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "The air around it is still crackling with potential."
* Lunar Essence Extractor- "I should have known it would happen like this again."
* Defeated Celestial Champion- "There isn't so much as a spark of possibility left in it."
* Enlightened Crown- "I-I can see now! The timelines are untangling before my eyes!"
* Enlightened Crown Shard- "I wonder what else I could fashion with this."
* Eye of Terror- "I don't think that's supposed to be here..."
* Twins of Terror- "That doesn't look like any clockwork I've ever seen."
* Eye Mask- "How bizarre... I simply must try it on!"
* Shield of Terror- "Oh, how alarming... but I'm not one to look a gift shield in the mouth."
===Mobs - Other===
====Base Game====
* Maxwell- "
* Pig King- "He can be reasonable enough once you get to know him."
* Abigail- "Poor thing. Her time came too soon."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bigfoot- "
====Don't Starve Together====
* Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "Ha! She's just as crabby as ever."
* Pearl's Pearl- "I'll... do my best."
* Gestalt- "Would making a deal with another mysterious entity be pushing my luck?"
* Greater Gestalt- "They're not too interested in talking."
* Pipspook- "The poor little thing. It's too late for me to help them."
* Royal-In-Progress- "What a delightfully odd way to choose a king!"
* King of the Merms- "It might be wise to get in his good graces."
* Woby (small)- "Oh, please don't slobber on me..."
* Woby (big)- "I'm amazed that young man can keep her under control."
* Grainy Transmission- "You, sir! There's a few things I'd like to discuss with you..."
=== Other Players (only) ===
==== Wilson ====
* Generic- "%s! I think I was supposed to tell you something, now what was it..."
* Rare- "Wait a tick... you're... no, this can't be right..."
* Attacker- "So much for "gentleman" scientist, %s."
* Murderer- "%s! What have you done?!"
* Reviver- "Was that really science, %s? Ah, who am I to question it."
* Ghost- "Don't fret, a little isolated time flippery will make you right as rain."
* Firestarter- "Is that what passes for "science" now, %s?"
==== Willow ====
* Generic- "There you are %s! Whatever you do, don't... oh botheration, I forgot.""
* Attacker- "Now's not the time to turn on each other, %s!"
* Murderer- "Is this the timeline where you go on a killing spree, %s?"
* Reviver- "Thank goodness our timelines converged, %s!"
* Ghost- "Your time isn't over yet %s, not if I have anything to say about it!"
* Firestarter- "Some things stay consistent between timelines..."
==== Wolfgang ====
* Generic- "Sorry %s, no time to chat."
* Attacker- "Nobody likes a bully, %s!"
* Murderer- "%s! How could you?!"
* Reviver- "We should all remember to be more cautious next time."
* Ghost- "%s! When did this happen?!"
* Firestarter- "I don't think that's the best use of your time, %s..."
==== Wendy ====
* Generic- "Ah, hello %s... sorry, but I'm in a bit of a hurry'."
* Attacker- "Hold on now, there's no need for that, %s."
* Murderer- "You stay back! I mean it!"
* Reviver- "It must be hard for her..."
* Ghost- "If only I could turn the clock back for both of you."
* Firestarter- "Children these days, always playing with fire."
==== WX-78 ====
* Generic- "Oh, it's the funny little automaton! Hello %s!"
* Attacker- "%s is looking a bit wound up..."
* Murderer- "Why you're nothing but a murderous pile of cogs and gears!"
* Reviver- "I think deep down you value life as much as I do, %s."
* Ghost- "Don't you fret, I'll get you fixed up in no time at all!"
* Firestarter- "I can see your gears turning, %s. Just what are you up to?"
==== Wickerbottom ====
* Generic- "You're looking well, %s!"
* Attacker- "%s! What's gotten into you?"
* Murderer- "Murderer! Your time ends now!"
* Reviver- "We should all be more cautious in the future."
* Ghost- "Your time isn't over yet %s, not on my watch!"
* Firestarter- "Really, %s. You should know better at your age!"
==== Woodie ====
* Generic- "Sorry %s, no time for pleasantries!"
* Attacker- "That was just mean and unnecessary, %s!"
* Murderer- "You cut their life short! Why?!"
* Reviver- "You really do have a heart as big as your beard, %s."
* Ghost- "Don't worry, I'll have you back to your old self in no time!"
* Werebeaver- "Hmm. I could have sworn he turned into a moose."
* Ghost Werebeaver- "Give me a moment %s, it'll be like this never happened!"
* Weremoose- "Hmm. I could have sworn he turned into a goose."
* Ghost Weremoose- "Don't worry %s, I won't let things end for you like this!"
* Weregoose- "Hmm. I could have sworn he turned into a beaver."
* Ghost Weregoose- "This isn't the end for you, %s. Not if I can help it!"
* Firestarter- "Well it's hard to surprise me %s, but you managed it."
==== Wes ====
* Generic- "Sorry %s, I have no time for charades!"
* Attacker- "Now hold on just one minute, I don't think that's part of the act!"
* Murderer- "Murderer! Do you have nothing to say for yourself?!"
* Reviver- "%s's actions speak louder than his words."
* Ghost- "Don't you fret, soon it'll be like this never even happened!"
* Firestarter- "Ah... it looks like I'm in the bad timeline again."
==== Maxwell ====
* Generic- "Goodness %s, have you aged since the last time I saw you?"
* Attacker- "I knew there was something dark about you, %s!"
* Murderer- "The shadows poisoned your mind, %s! Now you need to be dealt with!"
* Reviver- "There is goodness in you yet, %s. Oh, don't look so embarrassed!"
* Ghost- "Don't fret %s, I can fix this! Just give me a moment."
* Firestarter- "Honestly! Throwing a tantrum won't solve anything."
==== Wigfrid ====
* Generic- "Nice to see you again %s, but I'm afraid I can't stay long."
* Attacker- "It was only a matter of time until she turned her spear against us."
* Murderer- "You're not taking MY soul to Val-whatever-you-call-it!"
* Reviver- "I think I'm quite glad to have you around after all, %s."
* Ghost- "Give me a moment, you'll be yodeling... or whatever it is, again in no time!"
* Firestarter- "Why does this always seem to happen..."
==== Webber ====
* Generic- "Oh, %s! I think I have some candy in my pocket, though it might be a tad stale..."
* Attacker- "Someone needs to give that child a time out."
* Murderer- "You monster! I'll erase you from this timeline!"
* Reviver- "Children today are quite dependable."
* Ghost- "Don't fret %s, I'll have you right as rain in no time at all!"
* Firestarter- "All children want to do these days is set fire to everything."
==== Winona ====
* Generic- "Sorry %s, things to do, places to be. You know how it is!"
* Attacker- "Come on now %s, you're better than that!"
* Murderer- "I don't know what this is all about %s, but leave me out of it!"
* Reviver- "I'm glad I can count on you in times of need, %s."
* Ghost- "It's about time I showed you what my own little gadgets can do!"
* Firestarter- "Huh. You weren't such a firebug in the last timeline."
==== Wortox ====
* Generic- "I get the sense you're even more well-traveled than I am, %s."
* Attacker- "Was that really necessary, %s?"
* Murderer- "You've taken things too far %s, this isn't a game!"
* Reviver- "You didn't take a nibble while I wasn't looking, did you?"
* Ghost- "A little bit of time re-shapery and you'll be good as new!"
* Firestarter- "%s is a hard imp to predict..."
==== Wormwood ====
* Generic- "%s! Have you grown since I last saw you?"
* Attacker- "Oh of all the... would you settle down?!"
* Murderer- "Killer! I'll put you back in the ground you sprung from!"
* Reviver- "Remind me never to die again."
* Ghost- "Don't you fret %s, I've got everything under control!"
* Firestarter- "%s might not be very bright..."
==== Warly ====
* Generic- "How good it is to see you, %s! Tell me, have we met yet?"
* Attacker- "I don't like the look on your face, %s..."
* Murderer- "It's hard to fool me %s, did you have this plot cooked up all along?!"
* Reviver- "I'm glad to have someone like you around, %s."
* Ghost- "Give me a minute, I can fix this!"
* Firestarter- "Not everything needs to be cooked, %s..."
==== Wurt ====
* Generic- "Sorry %s, I can't stay and chat!"
* Attacker- "Are you getting up to some trouble, %s?"
* Murderer- "Stay back! If it's you or me, I'm picking me!"
* Reviver- "I think you and I are going to get along quite well, %s."
* Ghost- "Stop pestering me, I'll have you back as quickly as I can!"
* Firestarter- "This won't end well..."
==== Walter ====
* Generic- "%s, why do you keep looking at my hands...?"
* Attacker- "You were much more polite in the last timeline."
* Murderer- "I know what you did %s, you can't talk your way out of this one!"
* Reviver- "That was some quick thinking, %s!"
* Ghost- "I'll have you back on your feet before you can say temporal squiggle!"
* Firestarter- "Honestly, nothing really surprises me anymore."
==== Wanda ====
* Generic- "Well, fancy running into me here!"
* Attacker- "Well... they must've deserved it."
* Murderer- "It looks like there's only room for one of us in this timeline!"
* Reviver- "I'm glad one of us was able to act in time!"
* Ghost- "I'm not letting things end for us here!"
* Firestarter- "Hm. I must have my reasons..."
==== Wonkey ====
* Generic- "Oh my, what happened to you?"
* Attacker- "You stop that, right this minute!"
* Murderer- "Whoever they were is gone, the beast has taken hold!"
* Reviver- "At least their heart's still in the right place."
* Ghost- "Even death can't lift the curse?"
* Firestarter- "I know you must be frustrated, but that won't solve anything!"
==== Other (Mod Characters) ====
* Generic- "Sorry %s, I have no time to stay and chat!"
* Attacker- "I'm keeping my eye on you, %s..."
* Murderer- "%s! What have you done?!"
* Reviver- "Th-thank you %s, I won't be so careless again."
* Ghost- "%s! Don't worry, I can fix this!"
* Firestarter- "I see, in this timeline, you fancy yourself an arsonist?"
===Food - Meats===
====Base Game====
* Egg- "What, you egg?"
* Egg (cooked)- "Whenever I make eggs they end up either undercooked or burnt."
* Meat- "Well, a little raw meat never hurt anybody."
* Cooked Meat- "Alright, I guess it was worth taking the time to cook it."
* Jerky- "An old, tough piece of meat."
* Morsel- "A little meat is better than none."
* Cooked Morsel- "It's at least enough to hold me over for the time being."
* Small Jerky- "A bite of tough, dry meat."
* Monster Meat- "If I ever want to poison myself with rancid meat, I'll be sure to try it."
* Cooked Monster Meat- "Somehow cooking it didn't make it much better."
* Monster Jerky- "All the life's dried out of it."
* Leafy Meat- "If I wasn't so hungry, I might have second thoughts."
* Cooked Leafy Meat- "If you close your eyes it tastes much better."
* Drumstick- "I'm in a hurry, it's fine enough as it is."
* Fried Drumstick- "Why do I always forget how much better cooked meat tastes..."
* Fish- "That's a fish alright."
* Cooked Fish- "If only I had a bit of vinegar to go with it."
* Eel- "I think I just saw it wriggle..."
* Cooked Eel- "Oh good. My favorite."
* Koalefant Trunk- "Thoroughly cleaned, I hope."
* Winter Koalefant Trunk- "In the interest of time, I didn't bother removing the fur."
* Koalefant Trunk Steak- "You get used to the flavor after a while."
* Fried Tallbird Egg- "It tastes like stolen time."
* Frog Legs- "The frog isn't kicking anymore."
* Cooked Frog Legs- "At least they stopped twitching."
* Batilisk Wing- "That'll teach those bats."
* Cooked Batilisk Wing- "I don't know what flavor I expected, but it wasn't that."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Runty Guppy- "All that time spent just to catch this little fish?"
* Needlenosed Squirt- "So much effort and so little to show for it."
* Bitty Baitfish- "There's hardly enough meat on it to make it worth my time."
* Smolt Fry- "At least it wasn't too difficult to catch."
* Popperfish- "It comes pre-cooked? Perfect!"
* Fallounder- "Not exactly appetizing, is it?"
* Bloomfin Tuna- "A garden-variety fish."
* Scorching Sunfish- "I'd better take care not to scald my hands."
* Spittlefish- "It's full of spit and vinegar."
* Mudfish- "I think I just fished up a clump of mud."
* Deep Bass- "Finally, dinner!"
* Dandy Lionfish- "I hope it's worth all the fuss!"
* Black Catfish- "Maybe I should throw it back, just in case..."
* Corn Cod- "It's not so strange if you don't think about it."
* Ice Bream- "Oh botheration, this might take a while to thaw out."
* Sweetish Fish- "I wish it was a little less eel-shaped."
* Dead Wobster- "If it's already dead, I shouldn't let it go to waste."
* Delicious Wobster- "Time for dinner!"
* Freshwater Fish- "Can I call it seafood? It's more of a pondfood, really."
* Live Eel- "I have half a mind to throw it back..."
* Raw Fish- "Once a fish, now food."
* Fish Steak- "It's been thoroughly cooked."
* Fish Morsel- "Not much more than a quick fishy snack."
* Cooked Fish Morsel- "I don't know why I took the time to cook something so small."
* Barnacles- "I had quite the time prying them free."
* Cooked Barnacles- "Only marginally better than raw barnacles."
* Naked Nostrils- "That should teach it not to stick its nose where it doesn't belong!"
* Charred Nostrils- "It hardly makes a difference whether it's raw or cooked."
===Food - Fruits===
====Base Game====
* Berries- "These will keep me going a while longer."
* Roasted Berries- "Well, now they're kind of a hot mush..."
* Cave Banana- "I like a quick snack with no fuss."
* Cooked Cave Banana- "Why did I spend time cooking it?"
* Dragon Fruit- "Not even close to the weirdest thing I've eaten around here."
* Prepared Dragon Fruit- "I always forget it looks like that on the inside."
* Durian- "I could never forget a smell like that."
* Extra Smelly Durian- "It tastes better than it smells, but that's not saying much."
* Pomegranate- "Who wants to spend time picking out every individual seed?"
* Sliced Pomegranate- "It seemed like a better idea in my head."
====Reign of Giants====
* Watermelon- "Ahh, refreshing!"
* Grilled Watermelon- "Cooking it seems wholly unnecessary."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Juicy Berries- "Their time is fleeting, and they taste all the sweeter for it."
* Roasted Juicy Berries- "That turned out better than I expected."
* Lesser Glow Berry- "There's nothing wrong with a few wrinkles!"
* Fig- "A plump, sweet fig."
* Cooked Fig- "I'll admit, cooking it did help bring the sweetness out."
===Food - Vegetables===
====Base Game====
* Carrot- "From the ground, straight to my mouth."
* Roasted Carrot- "I didn't bother seasoning it."
* Corn- "The nice thing about corn is you don't have to fuss with cooking it."
* Popcorn- "It could really use some butter."
* Eggplant- "It kind of looks like a giant jellybean if you squint."
* Braised Eggplant- "Well, the illusion is ruined."
* Pumpkin- "A pumpkin that size should keep me fed for a while."
* Hot Pumpkin- "I don't know why I bothered cooking it."
* Red Cap- "I'm pretty sure red is the bad color."
* Cooked Red Cap- "This seems like a bad idea."
* Green Cap- "Ugh, mushrooms..."
* Cooked Green Cap- "For some reason the thought of eating it isn't so repulsive now."
* Blue Cap- "It's... probably edible. If I'm desperate."
* Cooked Blue Cap- "I think I made it worse."
* Glow Berry- "A nice light snack!"
* Lichen- "I'm not stopping to gawk at every plant I see!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Cactus Flesh- "Now to pick out all the spines. What a tedious vegetable."
* Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Finally, I can eat it!"
* Cactus Flower- "I'm not stopping to smell it."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Kelp Fronds- "It tastes about as good as it looks."
* Cooked Kelp Fronds- "I don't know why I wasted time cooking it."
* Dried Kelp Fronds- "I don't know if it was worth the wait."
* Stone Fruit- "That looks like a quick way to chip a tooth."
* Ripe Stone Fruit- "After all that waiting, it's finally somewhat edible."
* Cooked Stone Fruit- "I don't know if it was worth the time to cook it."
* Asparagus- "One must stay healthy if they want to live to a ripe old age."
* Cooked Asparagus- "Not quite as crisp anymore."
* Garlic- "Just pop it in your mouth, it's good for you!"
* Roasted Garlic- "Mmm, so fragrant!"
* Onion- "I can smell the flavor!"
* Roasted Onion- "I love the smell of cooked onion."
* Pepper- "A little spice might put a spring in my step."
* Roasted Pepper- "An especially hot pepper."
* Potato- "One of the more dependable vegetables."
* Roasted Potato- "Potatoes are much better cooked, I'll admit."
* Toma Root- "A pleasantly plump, juicy tomato."
* Roasted Toma Root- "Oh, it's gone all mushy."
* Moon Shroom- "A mutated mushroom, what could go wrong?"
* Cooked Moon Shroom- "Why does it have to smell like old cheese?"
* Fire Nettle Fronds- "I have a feeling I shouldn't touch that."
* Forget-Me-Lots- "Have I seen those before?"
* Tillweeds- "That doesn't look like it belongs..."
===Food - Crock Pot===
====Base Game====
* Bacon and Eggs- "Who has time to sit and eat breakfast?"
* Butter Muffin- "It has a subtle taste, light and fleeting."
* Dragonpie- "When in doubt, bake it into a pie."
* Fishsticks- "If only I had something to dip them in."
* Fish Tacos- "I'll get a taco to go!"
* Fist Full of Jam- "A jar! That's what I forgot!"
* Froggle Bunwich- "I've been told it's a local delicacy."
* Fruit Medley- "Refreshing."
* Honey Ham- "You can't go wrong dousing something in honey."
* Honey Nuggets- "The dipping sauce is my favorite part."
* Kabobs- "No need for a plate or utensils, just grab it and go!"
* Mandrake Soup- "Maybe in another timeline we won't have to meet this way."
* Meatballs- "Meat in a ball, quick and to the point."
* Meaty Stew- "Was leaving the bone in really necessary?"
* Monster Lasagna- "Maybe I'm not so hungry after all..."
* Pierogi- "Little pockets of food."
* Powdercake- "This never ends well."
* Pumpkin Cookies- "I can never turn down a cookie."
* Ratatouille- "That's a fun name for a bunch of chopped vegetables."
* Stuffed Eggplant- "Vegetables inside and out."
* Taffy- "I'll never forget, baba used to bring these home for us on special occasions."
* Turkey Dinner- "Oh, that smells good..."
* Unagi- "It makes the eel slightly better."
* Waffles- "They're best when drenched in syrup."
* Wet Goop- "I never claimed to be good at cooking!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Flower Salad- "What a lovely bowl of yard clippings."
* Guacamole- "Guacamole, guac-guac-amole!"
* Ice Cream- "Alright, maybe just a bowl or two."
* Melonsicle- "It tastes like a frozen summer day."
* Spicy Chili- "Hoooo... I always forget just how spicy it is."
* Trail Mix- "I prefer the version that has little bits of candy in it..."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Jellybeans- "I like to keep a bit of candy in my pocket at all times"
* Asparagus Soup- "A nice warm bowl of soup."
* Banana Pop- "There's nothing quicker and simpler than fruit on a stick."
* Bone Bouillon- "Was leaving a chunk of bone in it really necessary?"
* Ceviche- "Oddly refreshing!"
* Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "Warly always finds such unique combinations."
* Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Kids these days, with their fancy syrup-less pancakes..."
* Fish Cordon Bleu- "It tastes better than it looks."
* Asparagazpacho- "It might help me stave off this terrible heat."
* Glow Berry Mousse- "What a delightfully useful dessert!"
* Creamy Potato Purée- "'Potato purée' is so much more fun to say than 'mashed potatoes'."
* Monster Tartare- "Just smelling it shaved a few years off my life."
* Moqueca- "I'm glad someone around here knows how to cook."
* Grim Galette- "I usually trust Warly's dishes, but this one seems suspect."
* Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "They took far too long to make... but they are tasty."
* Puffed Potato Soufflé- "Light and airy."
* Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "Time is kind of like a swirly potato."
* Salsa Fresca- "I guess I could spare some time for a quick snack..."
* Vegetable Stinger- "A little something to sip on."
* Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Oooh, what a fashionable flummery!"
* Surf 'n' Turf- "Perfect for people who can't make up their mind."
* Lobster Bisque- "Would it be a frivolous use of time travel to go back and eat it over and over again?"
* Lobster Dinner- "Mmmm, hot buttered wobster!"
* California Roll- "Would this be the official dish of California, then?
* Seafood Gumbo- "Again... is leaving the bones in really necessary?"
* Barnacle Pita- "The barnacles fit quite nicely in that bread pocket."
* Barnacle Nigiri- "All wrapped up with a little bow."
* Barnacle Linguine- "That should keep me fed for a good while."
* Stuffed Fish Heads- "I'm starting to feel bad for the fish..."
* Leafy Meatloaf- "The loaf has been set very fashionably in jelly."
* Veggie Burger- "It has a very interesting texture."
* Jelly Salad- "This flummery has an odd taste to it."
* Beefy Greens- "I found a stick in it... or at least I hope it's a stick."
* Mushy Cake- "If it's a cake it can't be too terrible... right?"
* Soothing Tea- "Well... I guess there's time for a quick cup of tea."
* Figatoni- "Who knew pasta could be sweet?"
* Figkabab- "No plates, no cutlery, no fuss!"
* Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "It looks very filling."
* Figgy Frogwich- "It's very flavorful."
* Bunny Stew- "This rabbit was too late."
* Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "I'll be done with it in no time."
===Food - Other===
====Base Game====
* Seeds- "Future plants, or a present snack."
* Carrot Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Corn Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Dragon Fruit Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Durian Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Eggplant Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Pomegranate Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Pumpkin Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Toasted Seeds- "I don't know why I bothered cooking them."
* Honey- "A little something to satisfy my sweet tooth."
* Butterfly Wings- "Careful with those!"
* Butter- "If only I had some tea and toast."
* Rot- "Food that once was."
* Rotten Egg- "It must've been the last one out."
* Phlegm- "Ugh, even time dosen't want to touch it."
====Reign of Giants====
* Roasted Birchnut- "Maybe in another timeline it grew into a tree."
* Electric Milk- "The flavor is indescribable."
* Watermelon Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Royal Jelly- "Victory is sweet."
* Moon Moth Wings- "It's not like moths live very long anyway."
* Asparagus, Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?"
* Milky Whites- "The collagen in this is great for fighting aging. Magic watch is better, though."
===Misc Items===
====Base Game====
* Blueprint- "This looks interesting."
* Gears- "They're too big for pocket watches, unfortunately."
* Ashes- "What a mess."
* Ashes of item- "Oh. I don't even remember what that was."
* Red Gem- "It's amazing how many gems you can find just lying around here."
* Blue Gem- "Why do people say things are as blue as the sea? The sea isn't very blue at all!"
* Yellow Gem- "It won't do much good by itself."
* Green Gem- "If only I could've gotten my hands on one of these before... Well nevermind."
* Orange Gem- "It's beautiful, but more or less useless as it is."
* Beard Hair- "I know it's the wilderness, but does he have to leave whiskers everywhere?"
* Manure- "That's one healthy bowel movement."
* Guano- "Bat droppings. Lovely."
* Melty Marbles- "They look like candy that was left in someone's pocket for too long."
* Fake Kazoo- "Just a temptation, like death."
* Gord's Knot- "I'm not going to bother trying to untangle it."
* Gnome- "Oooh I love a good knickknack."
* Tiny Rocketship- "How futuristic!"
* Frazzled Wires- "One of those electrical doo-hickeys. I'll stick to my gears and pendulums."
* Ball and Cup- "I have no time for distractions."
* Hardened Rubber Bung- "You never know what might come in handy later."
* Mismatched Buttons- "Each one is charmingly unique."
* Second-hand Dentures- "Thankfully my teeth seem to have stayed pretty sturdy in my older years."
* Lying Robot- "Oh you would look just darling on a shelf next to some porcelain figures!"
* Dessicated Tentacle- "It's stuck in a perpetual state of decay."
* Dwarf Star- "A tiny star, what could go wrong?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Webber's Skull- "Poor little guy. He deserves a proper funeral."
* Bone Shards- "
* Old Bell Blueprint- "
====Don't Starve Together====
* Abigail's Flower (held)- "There's something about that flower..."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "There's something about that flower..."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "There's energy building around it."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Something's about to happen!"
* Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I don't think I should hang on to this."
* Abigail's Flower (ready)- "I'd die to find out what it does."
* Lucy the Axe- ""Lucy" was it? Oh botheration, now he's got ME talking to it!"
* Codex Umbra- "Hm."
* Shadow Puppets- "Those things make me nervous..."
* Blueprint (rare)- "Oooh, this looks very interesting!"
* Fur Tuft- "Hold on a tick, is my hair falling out?!"
* Sketch- "An art project? Do I really have time for that?"
* Advert- "I don't think I've seen this type of tackle before. Or maybe I just forgot..."
* Ancient Key- "Am I sure I want to take this?"
* Shadow Atrium- "It's still beating..."
* Spoiled Fish- "Oooh that's rotten!"
* Gnomette- "Oooh, I do love a good knickknack.",
* Leaky Teacup- "It's just for display."
* White and Black Bishop- "I have no patience for chess, but it looks simple enough."
* Bent Spork- "Think about how much time I'll save if I only need to use one utensil!"
* Toy Trojan Horse- "Has history taught us nothing?"
* Unbalanced Top- "Nobody's perfect."
* Back Scratcher- "So this is when it ended up!"
* Beaten Beater- "It's seen better days."
* Frayed Yarn- "I'm neither a cat nor a knitter. Maybe someone else will want it."
* Shoe Horn- "I'll be able to shave a few seconds off my shoe-changing time."
* White and Black Knight- "I wonder whatever happened to the rest of the set. Or the players."
* Lucky Cat Jar- "I'm not much of a cat person."
* Air Unfreshener- "It smells like pine needles. Dead, rotten pine needles."
* Potato Cup- "Something to sip and snack on all at once!"
* White and Black Rook- "It seems like you can't walk too far around here without tripping over a chess piece."
* Wire Hanger- "I would've rather found the coat."
* Blue Moonlens- "I might tinker with it a bit more when I have the time."
* Green Moonlens- "It'll help me keep track of where I've been."
* Red Moonlens- "I suppose it never hurts to keep an eye out."
* Orange Moonlens- "I could fashion even more interesting things with this."
* Purple Moonlens- "I think I can tinker with it even more."
* Yellow Moonlens- "Knowing where everyone is saves me a lot of time."
* Iridescent Gem- "It's distractingly beautiful."
* Moon Caller's Staff- "Brrr, I just got chills."
* Polar Light- "If it keeps me from dying of heat exposure, I'm happy."
* Beach Toy- "This might make a good gift for someone."
* Crumpled Package- "It's a soggy mess."
* Lost Toy- "Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating."
* Mourning Glory- "It's little more than a memory."
* Message in a Bottle- "Oh! There's a note inside!"
* Empty Bottle- "You never know when you might need an empty bottle."
* Bundle of Thanks- "Ooooh I wonder what fun knickknacks are inside!"
* Shell Bell Bundle- "A nice assortment of shells to add to my little collection."
* Tackle Box- "Finally, my poor pockets can be free of hooks and fish bait."
* Spectackler Box- "I could fit an entire bait shop in there."
* Fish Food- "It's only fair to feed the fish before they feed me."
* Amberosia- "Alright, dust was a poor ingredient choice. This is why I don't cook!"
* Milkmade Hat- "What a wonderful, time-saving design!"
* Compost- "At least I won't have to touch it."
* Terrarium- "Does anyone else feel that shiver of interdimensionality in the air?"
* Terrarium (corrupted)- "Oh, it didn't take well to shadow magic, did it?"
* Terrarium (activated)- "Being right all the time is getting old."
* Terrarium (summoning)- "I have a rather terrible feeling about this..."
* Terrarium (dormant)- "It's dormant, for the time being at least."
* Terrarium (no boss setting)- "It doesn't seem to be active, perhaps now I can tinker with it..."
===Adventure Mode===
====Base Game====
* Divining Rod (in starting base)- "That rod looks useful!"
* Divining Rod- "It's some kind of homing device."
* Divining Rod (cold)- "The signal is very faint."
* Divining Rod (warm)- "I'm headed in the right direction."
* Divining Rod (warmer)- "Must be getting pretty close."
* Divining Rod (hot)- "This thing's going crazy!"
* Divining Rod Holder- "I wonder what it does."
* Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "It looks like it needs a large key."
* Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Now the machine can work!"
* Maxwell's Door- "What's the worst that could happen?"
* Maxwell's Phonograph- "So that's where the music was coming from."
* Maxwell's Light- "I wonder how they work."
* Maxwell Statue- "'Someone' had far too much time on his hands..."
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'll want to avoid stepping on that!"
* Sick Worm Hole- "I think I'd rather travel by my own means."
* Nightmare Lock- "Looks almost like a key hole."
* Nightmare Throne- "That doesn't look very comfortable."
* Male character on Nightmare Throne- "He's trapped!"
* Female character on Nightmare Throne- "She's trapped!"
* Other character on Nightmare Throne- "They're trapped!"
===Announcements===
====Base Game====
* Generic- "A very particular something or other."
* Failed Adventure Mode- "If at first you don't succeed, reverse time and try again."
* Freedom- "I-I'm free... I'm alive... h-ha! Ha h-haha! Hahahaha!!"
* Freezing- "Brrr... w-when did it get so cold?"
* Battlecry- "You ruffian! I'll clean your clock!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "It's nothing personal!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "Your time ends now, pig!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "Dial it back a notch, would you?"
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "Did I insult you in some other timeline?"
* Leaving combat- "I've got better things to do."
* Leaving combat (prey)- "All that time I spent, down the drain."
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "At least they're gone now."
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "I hope I don't run into him again."
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "And don't come back!"
* Activated a Bee Mine- "Oh botheration. Those bees really tick me off!"
* Dusk- "I need to hurry, I'm losing daylight."
* Entering darkness- "No! I won't let the darkness take me!!"
* Entering light- "Whew..."
* Doing things in the dark- "I-I need a light, quickly!"
* Failed to do something- "Not in this timeline."
* Failed to craft something- "Oh botheration. I forgot something again, didn't I?"
* Trying to sleep during the day- "The sun's shining in my eyes..."
* Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "I don't have time to waste on sleeping right now.
* Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I need to find something to eat first, quickly."
* Trying to sleep near monsters- "Sorry, the threat of imminent death is making it a bit hard to sleep!"
* Trying to give item to a busy mob- "Please stop what you're doing, this is important!"
* Trying to give item to a dead mob- "Maybe in a different timeline..."
* Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "Oooooh can't you sleep any faster?"
* Not enough fertilizer- "Hm, did I remember to give it fertilizer?"
* Hounds are coming- "Wait a tick... did you hear something?”
* Depths Worms are coming- "That rumble felt... ominous."
* Deerclops is coming- "Oh botheration, is it that time of year already?"
* Inventory full- "I'll have to come back for it later. Or earlier."
* Can't rummage (generic)- "This is a waste of my time."
* Can't store (generic/full)- "There's only so much space."
* Can't store (invalid item)- "I don't have time to fuss with this!"
* Can't bundle (no items)- "I'm getting this out of order, I need something to wrap first."
* Can't cook (generic)- "This is no time for cooking."
* Can't cook (too far)- "It's out of my reach."
* Can't draw (no subject)- "Hm. I can't quite remember what it looks like..."
* Can't shave (generic)- "That's not going to work."
* Can't shave (nothing left)- "Their hair takes such a long time to grow back."
* Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I'm not meeting my end under the hooves of an angry beefalo, thank you."
* Can't write on sign (generic)- "I don't have time to fuss with that."
* Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Oh botheration. I was going to use that, you know!"
* Beefalo in combat, unable to mount- "I will not meet my end trampled beneath the hooves of an angry beefalo!"
* Beefalo in combat, unable to saddle- "I'm in a hurry, but not that much of a hurry."
* Unable to build structure (mounted)- "I'm going to pull a muscle if I try grabbing that from up here."
* Eating- "Mmm!"
* Eating (stale food)- "I think that was getting a bit old."
* Eating (spoiled food)- "Can I go back to a time before I ate that?"
* Eating (painful food)- "Ohh... I don't feel well..."
* Hungry- "How long has it been since I last ate?"
* Triggered trap- "Ack! That wasn't meant to happen!"
* Torch out- "My torch! I need to find another one quickly!"
* Pricked- "Ack! I've got a thorn in my side!"
* Object broken, fixable- "I've repaired complicated timepieces, fixing this should be easy!"
* Earthquake- "The timeline's collapsing! No, worse, it's the ground!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Lightning miss- "I was almost struck down!"
* Overheating- "I've got to get out of this heat..."
* Tree Shelter- "I should be protected here for now."
* Wetness (low)- "A little water shouldn't be anything to worry about."
* Wetness (medium)- "It's getting uncomfortably damp around here."
* Wetness (high)- "Oooh, my pocket watches are going to rust if this keeps up!"
* Wetness (highest)- "I'm going to catch my death if I don't dry off soon!"
* Dropping tool while wet- "I'm usually not such a butterfingers."
* Smoldering item- "It'll burst into flames any moment now."
* Burnt- "I was almost burnt to a crisp!"
* Giant arrival- "
* Trying to sleep on fire- "It might be hard to sleep while I'm being roasted alive."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Already has Critter- "I can't divide my time between any more pets!"
* Ancient Chest combo failed- "This was all just a waste of time!"
* Ancient Chest combo successful- "I knew I could puzzle it out!"
* Atrium destabilizing-
** "Time to move!"
** "I need to get out of here!"
** "Something's happening... I can't stay here!"
* Ruins renewal- "I felt a temporal wobble... a part of this timeline just reset itself!"
* Battlecry (Deer)- "This won't go well for you!"
* Becoming ghost- "oOooOooo!!"
* Beefalo mount health low- "I think its time in this world is almost over."
* Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Oh botheration. I was going to use that, you know!"
* Boat damaged- "Oh no no no! T-the boat's taking on water!!"
* Boat sinking- "No, wait! I need more time!!"
* Blueprint already known- "Yes yes, I know that one already."
* Can't learn blueprint- "I just can't puzzle that one out..."
* Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "I'm in the right time, but the wrong place."
* Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "This isn't going to work if I can't see the moon."
* Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "Oh botheration, I'll have to pick up a few things first."
* Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "I haven't quite figured that one out yet."
* Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I won't be able to make it without a proper workstation."
* Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "Now's not the time."
* Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "I'm not meeting a fiery demise for a change of clothes, thank you!"
* Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "Would you hurry it up a bit in there?"
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (occupied)- "Waiting is so tedious!"
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong material)- "These won't fit together."
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (no materials)- "I thought I'd already put... ah, I must've done it later."
* Cannot construct Celestial Portal (wrong plans)- "Hold on... these are the wrong plans! What a waste of time!"
* Can't cook (in use)- "I should've gotten here sooner."
* Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Whoops, almost gave the plants sea water!"
* Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "I'm pretty sure I've seen this before. Or maybe I will see it soon?"
* Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "I'm having deja vu... didn't we already make this? Or will we..."
* Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "I thought I'd hitched up a... must've been in a different timeline."
* Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "Oh botheration, it hasn't grown enough hair yet."
* Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "It's too small to measure."
* Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "Too small. I guess I shouldn't have picked it so early..."
* Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "I'm not wasting one more second trying to work with this material."
* Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "I can't fit anything else in there."
* Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It's not coming back. Maybe this time that's a good thing?"
* Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "Oooh, now this is a puzzle..."
* Can't rummage (occupied)- "I'll have to check it later. Or earlier?"
* Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "It takes too long to cook a fancy meal."
* Can't store (occupied)- "Please hurry, I have so much to do!"
* Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "I don't have time to waste on shaving other people's beefalo!"
* Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "I could have sworn that was the right key..."
* Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "I'll come back to that when I'm not fighting for my life!"
* Can't write on sign (in use)- "Are you writing a novel? What is taking so long?"
* Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "Oh botheration. I need something else."
* Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "I need something that fits perfectly for the mechanism to work."
* Caught by Binding Roots- "Ow! Oooh, I never liked gardening..."
* Caught by Bone Snare- "Ack! Let me go!!"
* Sinkhole warning-
** "The ground is trying to swallow me!"
** "What is that horrible rumble?"
** "Something's shifting!"
* Cave-in warning- "No no no! Everything's falling apart!"
* Compass broken- "I'm not sure how this simple mechanism managed to break, but..."
* Danger, unable to leave game- "I think it's safe..."
* Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Wait, stop! I need more time--!"
* Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
** "Oof..."
** "I'm getting... too old for this..."
** "Huff... hoo..."
** "I usually... work with... smaller things..."
** "Hrrrrgh!"
** "Come... on...! I... have things... to do...!"
** "Oh yes... let's let the clockmaker... do the heavy lifting...!"
**"I'd better not... sprain anything..."
**"So... huff... heavy..."
* Failed to lower sail-
** "Ohhh botheration!!"
** "Why can't this sail just lower properly when I tell it to?"
** "Ack! I think I pulled something in my back!"
* Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "It's too dark in here... I can't make anything out."
* Failed to revive Abigail- "I was hoping this timeline might be different."
* Failed to revive Ghost- "Oh. My mistake, I thought you were a friend of mine."
* Flare set off by other player- "Was that a flare? I'd better hurry and see what's going on!"
* Ghost Sanity Drain- "Stop it, I refuse to accept mortality!"
* Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I feel the darkness coming for me... I need more time!"
* Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "I can't get through!"
* Klaus enraged- "I think it's time for me to leave!"
* Klaus entering second form- "That can't be good..."
* Klaus summoning Krampii- "How does someone like that have friends to call on for help?"
* Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "There's something suspended inside."
* Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "Just a bit longer..."
* Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "I wonder how long it was stuck in there."
* Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "I'll have to get one of those horrible logs..."
* Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "Whoops, almost put that in the mushroom planter."
* Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "It won't grow here. I'm not wasting any more time on it."
* Not Gem- "Please. That would be like trying to put a pendulum on a watch."
* Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "I could've sworn this was the right gem."
* Not catching fish-
** "The fish aren't biting, why am I wasting time here?"
** "Couldn't the fish have the decency to let themselves be caught faster?"
** "Do I really have time to waste on this?"
** "Maybe I should try fishing later. Or earlier."
* Paying tribute to Antlion-
** "Here, take this and let me leave in peace!"
** "Just take this and I'll be on my way."
** "Time to move on."
* Refusing to eat invalid food- "I'm not eating that!"
* Refusing to eat yucky food- "This may be a matter of survival, but I do have SOME standards left."
* Rowing mistimed-
** "My timing must be precise!"
** "No! I'm losing speed!"
** "I thought I'd be better at timing..."
* Shadow Thurible out- "It's run its course."
* Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "I've jumped through time and space enough to be used to this sort of thing."
* Trees petrifying- "What was that horrible sound? Did it come from the trees?"
* Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "Ha! That would be like trying to use a pinion for a wheel!"
* Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "Ha! That would be like trying to use a wheel for a pinion!"
* Unable to change clothes (generic)- "Now's not the time."
* Unable to change clothes (on fire)- "I'm not meeting a fiery demise for a change of clothes, thank you!"
* Unable to change clothes (in use)- "Would you hurry it up a bit in there?"
* Unable to give item (busy)- "I don't have time to wait around!"
* Unable to give item (dead)- "No, no, I'm doing this out of order!"
* Unable to give item (inventory full)- "If you want this, you'd better drop something fast."
* Unable to give item (sleeping)- "You couldn't sleep a little faster, could you?"
* Unable to give all items (inventory full)- "If you want this, you'd better drop something fast."
* Unable to receive gift (danger)- "I'd like to stay focused on not dying, thank you very much!"
* Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'll just quickly hop off my beefalo first."
* Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "It's so much fun, maybe I should go back and do it again!"
* Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "Maybe in another timeline."
* Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "I'm not meeting a fiery demise for a change of clothes, thank you!"
* Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "I-I don't think I'm going on another boat for a while."
* Whirly Fan broken- "This fan's time has passed."
* Assessing farm plant with Gardeneer Hat and Premier Gardeneer Hat (happy)- "I'd best leave well enough alone."
* Assessing farm plant with Gardeneer Hat (stressed)- "Something's making it unhappy."
* Assessing farm plant with Gardeneer Hat (very stressed)- "I can feel the stress radiating off of it."
* Assessing farm plant with Premier Gardeneer Hat (killjoys)- "Something around here is stopping it from reaching its full potential."
* Assessing farm plant with Premier Gardeneer Hat (family)- "It wouldn't hurt to plant a few more to keep it company."
* Assessing farm plant with Premier Gardeneer Hat (overcrowding)- "Oh botheration, I think I tried to fit too many plants in one spot."
* Assessing farm plant with Premier Gardeneer Hat (season)- "This might not be the best time of year for it."
* Assessing farm plant with Premier Gardeneer Hat (moisture)- "Oh botheration, did I forget to water it again?"
* Assessing farm plant with Premier Gardeneer Hat (nutrient)- "I'm sure I gave it some fertilizer not too long ago... or maybe I will soon."
* Assessing farm plant with Premier Gardeneer Hat (happiness)- "Do I really have to talk to it?"
* Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "I wonder how the magic from this world might affect it?"
* Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "It isn't ready yet? Botheration, even tiny trees take ages to grow!"
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "I feel a chill, did someone leave an interdimensional door open?"
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "I suppose we must wait until sundown to finish this squabble."
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "Well, it's about time!"
* Talking to plants-
** I can't afford to waste time talking to a plant!"
** "Maybe I could speed this up a little... you wouldn't mind that, would you?"
** "I don't really know what to say..."
** "I don't have time for this!"
** "Err... can you grow faster, please?"
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomplishment- "Ha! Success!"
* Accomplishment completed- "I think I've accomplished everything I needed to do."
===Skins===
* Guest of Honor Set- "Nothing is more fashionable than punctuality."
* Triumphant Set- "There is nothing but dark times ahead."
* Halloween Costume Set- "This match will require a few more adjournments."
* Merrymaker Set- "So many toys to build, and so little time!"
* Tinkersmith Set- "Not enough people appreciate the minutiae of temporal tinkering."
===Unimplemented===
* Maxwell's Head- "I can see into his pores."
* Skull Chest- "I'm not sure if I want to open it."
* Deadly Feast- "A most potent dish."
* Golden Pitchfork- "I wouldn't want that gold to go to waste."
* Home- "I've stumbled into someone's home."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Bottled mosquito rage!"
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "Of course there would be mosquitoes here."
* Tree Clump- "It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere."
* Pig Tent- "I don't want to spend too much time in it."
* Lava Pit- "A crusted over lava pit."
* Lava Pit (normal)- "Nice and comfy."
* Lava Pit (low)- "The lava's crusting over."
* Lava Pit (out)- "Looks fragile."
* ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "That was easy enough."
* UNIMPLEMENTED- "A remnant from a collapsed timeline."
* UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "I don't think that belongs in this timeline."
* Friend-o-matic- "If I had any friends, this could take me to them."
* Friend-o-matic (open)- "If I step through, will I still be me?"
* Friend-o-matic (full)- "It seems to be popular over there."
* Rubble- "Time has broken it down."
* Hit by Bishop charge- "Ack!!"
* Diseased Twiggy Tree- "It looks sick. More so than usual."
* Diseased Grass Gekko- "It looks really sick."
* Long Pig- "Flesh is flesh. Where do I draw the line?"
* Cooked Long Pig- "Cooked nice and pink, but still morally gray."
* Long Pig Jerky- "Letting it dry makes it not come from a human, right?"
* Queenly Figure (shaking)- "
* Research (high value)- "That really got the gears in my head turning!"
* Research (normal value)- "I'm a quick learner."
* Research (low value)- "Well I learned a bit, but not much."
* ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED- "I don't think that belongs in this timeline."
* RUBBLE- "Time has broken it down."
* RUINS_RUBBLE- "Whatever it was has been lost to time."
* RELIC- "People back then weren't all that different from us."
* Scaled Furnace (normal, one gem)- ""Maybe I'll just take a moment to warm up these old bones of mine."
* Scaled Furnace (high, two gems)- "Maybe I'll just take a moment to warm up these old bones of mine."
* Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "If only I could go back in time and undo that decision. If only."
* Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "Now they smell like burnt decay."
* Toadstool escaping- "M-maybe I should just let it go."
* Toadstool escaped- "It's finally gone."
* ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "That was easy enough."
* ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF- "Ack! That wasn't meant to happen!"
* TREASURECHEST_TRAP- "
* DEVTOOL- "It smells of bacon!"
* DEVTOOL_NODEV- "I'm not strong enough to wield it."
* UNIMPLEMENTED- "A remnant from a collapsed timeline."
* WETPAPER- "This is going to take forever to dry..."
* TREASURECHEST_TRAP- "Did I leave this here? Hm..."
* Bernie (Forge)- "He might make a good distraction for us."
* Packet of Seeds (small)- "
* Packet of Seeds (medium)- "
* Packet of Seeds (large)- "
* Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "
* Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "
* Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "
* Prepared dish (plate)- "
* Prepared dish (bowl)- "
* Prepared dish (soup)- "
* Prepared dish (snack)- "
* Prepared dish (bread)- "
* Prepared dish (pasta)- "
* Prepared dish (vegetable)- "
* Prepared dish (meat)- "
* Prepared dish (fish)- "
* Prepared dish (crab)- "
* Prepared dish (cheese)- "
* Prepared dish (dessert)- "
* FISHINGNET = "Nothing but net."
* ANTCHOVIES = "Yeesh. Can I toss it back?"
* Inspecting self- "Ha! Still kicking!"
* CARNIVAL_BALL- "A colorful child's toy."
* MOONSTORM_GLASS (GENERIC)- "Oh wonderful, something sharp to trip on."
* Applied Horticulture- "Do I even want to know how long the unabridged version was?" [sic]
=== Removed ===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Applied Horticulture- "Say Wickerbottom, do you dabble in temporal magic as well?"
===Uncertain===
Category:Character Quotes
vi: Wanda quotes