Watching Death on the Sidelines

A Nigerian scam artist gets blown (away), A rapper gets "T-Pained", A Max ate Ex-Lax, get Banned his my Drawn Together, Fancy Swin Trunk Man getting Injured by a Coin Swimming Pool, Jewish Men got of a Burned by Lava Bath and Ex-Sister Gamer plays Wii Party, Wii Sports Resort and Wii Sports Stabbed by a Ex-Babysitter 
AIRED ON: DECEMBER 7, 2031
Death #	Event Name 	Date Of Death 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
7765 	Nigeria 41-Died (aka Logged Offed) 	June 21, 1999 	Lagos, Nigeria 	A shamed accountant decides to go to Nigeria to operate a scam. While working out the final details of his plan, his computer explodes due to the humidity.
1129 	Rapped Artist (aka T-Pained) 	October 21, 2009 	San Francisco, CA 	An abusive rapper gets angry with his wife, so he goes to buy a gun to kill her. When buying the gun, he also gets high on cocaine. So, when he goes to kill her through drive-by, he misses his wife, and the bullet ricochets off of a pole, and strikes his jugular, causing him to bleeds out and dies.
8806 	Diarrheal Diseases 	2004 	No locations 	approximately 2.5 billion cases of diarrhea occurred, which resulted in 1.5 million deaths among children under the age of five. Greater than half of these were in Africa and South Asia. This is down from a death rate of 4.5 million in 1980 for gastroenteritis. Diarrhea remains the second leading cause of infant mortality (16%) after pneumonia (17%) in this age group.
7999 	Max Fleshed (aka The Max Fleischer Story) 	September 25, 1972	Los Angeles, California	Max Fleischer, died from arterial sclerosis of the brain. two months after his 89th birthday, and in announcing his passing the press labeled him "dean of animated cartoons". His death preceded the reclaiming of his star character, Betty Boop, and a national retrospective.
4994 	Lottery Fever (aka Peter gets Injury by Coin Pool)	No dates 	No locations 	Peter Griffin, cutaway to Peter walking down the board, then diving into gold coins, then bloodily injuring himself. Peter dies from fall down with pool of gold coins. rip-off of Family Guy.
3243 	Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, We Having Problem Our Death	June 26, 1997 	Honolulu, Hawaii 	Irsael Kamakawiwo'ole, he died at the age of 38 in the Queen's Medical Center at 12:18 am, from respiratory failure.
8364 	Loses Bensinger 	October 14, 1904 	French Lick, Indiana 	Moses Bensinger, held the position of president of the Brunswick-Balke-Collender Company from 1890 until his death. He died in the cause of death was heart failure.
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