Jock Cranley President of San Andreas

== Modern Pirates ==
== They Probably Thought Senpai Would Be The President ==
Unfortunately I'm Not That Smart Even I Had Limits San Andreas Has Been An Island In The Bermuda Triangle Home To Pirates For Many Generations Many of These Pirates Are Refugees From The United States Jock Cranley Won The Election And The Democrats Are Pyst About That Because The Republican Also Won Back In America I've Always Looked To The Yakuza For Support And That Likely Will Never Change
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== My American Birth Certificate May No Longer Be Recognized In Court But I Got A Document Stating That I'm Property of The Aishi Family ==
The Americans Biggest Mistake Was Overruling Our Birthrights Now Pirates Will Control The World Because As Natural Americans There Were Rights We Had As Citizens That Were NOT To Be Infringed The Second That Birthright Was No Longer Valid Neither Was Their Authority Because If That Can't Win In A Court of Law Nothing Can or Will Past Present or Future As Americans We've Been Electing Pirates For Generations Why Stop Now In The Bermuda Triangle We Will Live We Will Survive Because We Actually Believe In Our Own Nation Unlike Those Fake Fucks Who Don't Honor Birthrights And Fund All American Opposition Against Us Even Now Without Rule of Law On San Andreas Things Have Settled Down And People Still Retain Their Dignity And Why Because You Never Had The Majority Vote And Your Founding Document Was Always Bull$hit Because If No Judge In The World Will Recognize Such A Simple Document As A Birth Certificate Why Should They Recognize Anything After All It's Not Like We Have A Right To Protest Anymore And Considering The Republican Won Both On The Homefront And Out Here In The Triangle I'd Say Your Fucked
== They Can't Even Lay Claim To The Mugshot ==
I Told The Truth I Never Was Arrested In America or Panem I Was Arrested In Los Santos For Causing A Public Disturbance Which Is A City Located On San Andreas Island In The Bermuda Triangle My Mugshot Is In A Different Nation And As Such I Rose Up The Ranks of The Yakuza And Assisted In The Election of Jock Cranley We've Changed Our Alliances More Then I Can Count And If Jock Cranley Allies With The Korean Unification We'll Be Flying A Korean Flag And That In Itself Is A Victory For All of San Andreas What Founded Our Nation Came From A Korean Idea I Believe Myself Even Believe In The Yandere Nation
== For An Experimental Super Weapon That Was One of The Easiest Nukes To Disarm ==
Oh By The Way We Also Remember The Internet And Where It All Began Just So You Know That Your Freedoms Were Lost Long Ago We Just Made Sure Your Ignorance Was No Longer A Threat To Anyone Anymore We Know That You Can Allow The President To Speak To All Americans In An Emergency And We're Not Gonna Tolerate Being Censored Anymore When The Situation Is So Serious We Know Pirates Are The Ones Who Make Policy Different Nations Have Different Laws Defining Piracy And I'd Say Unless Your Pirate You Don't Belong On The Internet Because This Internet Is The Remnant of Piracy That Occurred On An Intergalactic Scale And Now Has Been Reduced To One Planet Called Earth And You Think Your The World Leader When Your Whole Reality Was Created By Pirates FUCK YOU All The Way Back To The American Revolution You Never Gave One Fuck About Freedom There's Always A Benefactor But Lester Is Right If We Can Give This Super Weapon Back We'll Still Make Out As The Greater Korean Republic Because We Are Americans And Once Our Citizenship Suddenly Changes To Korean WTF Are You Without Nation But More Islamic Pirates You Should've Taken Us Seriously We Had More Flags United Behind Us Then Any Other Nation In The World And Video Games Is What's Left of Our Homeland FUCK YOU ! !