Lawnmowers Part 1

We see Mr. Edward Hyde for the first time without shadows or glowing glue in the comic. 
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I'm
fangirling so hard!~ he's BEAUTIFUL!!!!
SoljaGold:  Yes... How
can THAT be pure evil?! Haven't you looked in the mirror, Jekyll? :D
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Right?!
He's too cute... 
Hyde- FEAR ME! RAWR!
Me- *GASP* EEEEEEE!!!!!~ *hugs him*
Hyde- *.-.*
SoljaGold:  We need to
clone him so everybody gets their own Hyde as a pet! *__*
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Hyde-
THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME!
Me- I'm okay with that, as long as you're mine! Heehee!!~
SoljaGold:  Uh oh, I'd
bet that Mz. Hyde won't be happy with that! :D
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Me- ...
Don't tell her! >~<
Hyde- oh, not her!
SoljaGold:  I won't
tell her, but... *looks around suspiciously* I can't help you if she comes
around.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Me- eep...
>~<
Mz.Hyde:  HEY GUYS
!! I woke up early today because I'm going out to get my laptop and the page took
FOREVER to load so I was REALLY getting worried I wouldn't get to see it and-
!!!
*Sees Elaina with Hyde.*
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Me- EEP!!!
I'M SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!!!
Hyde- *-.-* hey there...
Mz.Hyde:  *Her eye
starts twitching.*
What...are you doing?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Me- *lets
him go* he- he MADE me! He said, h-he said, "Elaina, hug me, o-or I'll cut
your face off!" I-I need my face!
Hyde- you little liar! *glares*
Mz.Hyde:  *Yandere
mode activated.* Reallllyyyy?!
SoljaGold:  *meanwhile
in the shadows, eating popcorn and laughing*
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Gee,
thanks.
SoljaGold:  *shrugs*
Welp, can't save you from the power of a yandere. :D
Ms Elaina Hyde:  >~<
I'm screwed...
SoljaGold:  *pats on
the shoulder* you are... :(
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Maybe I
can get out of it... I mean, Hyde is my great great great...
grandfather.
SoljaGold:  ...that
would be incest. O___O I know he's hot but...!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  No! I
don't-! I mean-!! *sigh of defeat* I meant I was hugging my grandfather... Is
that so weird...?
SoljaGold:  You found
him attractive. ._.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Did I? I
thought he was cute... All pouty... Besides, distantly related! Distantly!
SoljaGold:  Okay,
okay. I admit defeat, but only because a rare pokemon spawned nearby. see you
later. :D
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Bye!~
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Me-
R-really!
Hyde- No! Not really!
Mz.Hyde:  Elaina...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Me-
Y-yes...?
Mz.Hyde:  *Pulls out
a push mower and fires it up.*
YOU'RE ASS IS GRASS AND I'M THE MOTHERF***IMG LAWNMOWER!!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *screams
and runs* NOOO! I'M SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!! I WAS J-JUST HUGGING MY
GRANDFATHER!!!
Hela Hyde:  *sighs,
mostly muttering to herself* Oh, the things that you get yourself into,
Elaina... What am I going to do with you? *another sigh then she turned her
attention to Mz. Hyde* Please do me a favor and don't harm Elaina. Last time
you got angry, the whole Society was flipped and Catt nearly died and you were
turned into a doll...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Me- *Hides
behind Hela, whimpering* She's gonna kill me! *about to cry*
Hela Hyde:  Don't
worry, I won't let her... You're too fun to have around to let someone else
finally kill you.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  And dying
isn't good, right...? Because I'm your friend...?
Hela Hyde:  No, dying
isn't good because when I'm finally sick and tired of you, I want to do it
myself...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *Tears up
and buries her face in Hela's back, crying* you hate me?!
Hela Hyde:  *rolls her
eyes and shoves her off* If I hated you, you'd already be dead, pipsqueak...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *sniffles,
whimpering* s-so you c-care about m-me?
Hela Hyde:  No, I
don't care about you. I just want to make you suffer for awhile longer before
you get the blessing of death... *glares at Elaina as anger flares in her eyes*
Why do you always think I actually have any meaningful emotions towards you?
You're not worth hating or caring for!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *tries to
stop crying* I-I th-thought...!
Hela Hyde:  You
obviously thought wrong! You always assume wrong! You know nothing about the
world and the way it works! You'd think after all these years, you'd at least
know enough about me to leave! Me! Alone!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *Whimpers,
wiping her eyes and taking a deep breath* B-but I won't, b-because I s-still
like you...
Hela Hyde:  You're a
fool... Most people like you would try to befriend me for protection but no,
you stick around because you like me...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Yeah,
because you're like Hyde... More than I am... I want to be like you!
Hela Hyde:  Well,
you're doing a terrible job of that...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *whimpers*
but I'm trying! You just gotta help me!
Hela Hyde:  Help you
what? Help you be a real Hyde?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Please?
Hela Hyde:  What good
would it do me? *scowls*
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I wouldn't
be annoying?
Hela Hyde:  You'd be
dangerous, though... One more enemy to add to the list...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh...
Hela Hyde:  And you'd
have more common sense... You'd become a harder target to take down, if I ever
needed to get rid of you...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh... What
if I work with you? Or you teach me things but teach me so I'm not as strong as
you?
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== Obtained From ==
Chapter 2 page 16
Category:Side Story
Category:Character Side Stories
Category:Elise Hyde