Transcripts/King Harkinian Mistakes Gwonam's House for Ganon's

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode King Harkinian Mistakes Gwonam's House for Ganon's.
King Harkinian and Zelda arrive in what they believe is Ganon's Lair.
Harkinian: Zelda, this is Ganon's place! Look at the floor-
Gwonam *interrupting Harkinian*: At last! You have found my house!
Harkinian: I won't tolerate hyperbole.
Gwonam: Who said you had to?
Harkinian: I did.
Gwonam: You can fook off now!
Harkinian: I won't tolerate this shit. Fuck off!
Gwonam: This is MY house!
Harkinian: I don't fucking care, you sack of shit!
Zelda: Father, what if-
Harkinian: SHUT UP!
Zelda: But father, what if Gwonam-
Harkinian: I said SHUT UP! 
Harkinian: What can he do?
Gwonam: I have given you many blessings, and what has happened? This is how you repay me?
Harkinian: That is the door.... 
Harkinian: I expect you to use it!
Gwonam: You have risen my anger to unharmony! 
Gwonam: Enough is enough! 
Gwonam: SQUADALA!
Gwonam casts a killing curse.
Harkinian: OAAAAAAAAA...
Zelda: FATHER!
The screen whites out...
... only to fade back to Harkinian, totally unscathed.
beat
Gwonam: ... ... ... What the hell?!
The episode ends shortly after.
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