Intergalactic

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the elimination ceremony)
Granite: Okay uh so the votes went 2 - 0. 
Steve: Alright everybody aside from the losers will vote off one of the two losers.
Vanessa: Well who lost?
Steve: You and Purps!
Purps: Dammit! I knew it was a bad choice for me to insert myself into my own show!
Steve: Everybody else, please vote.
Jenkins: Hey wait, what’s that?
Granite: What’s what?
(The house nears a glowing spiral)
Triton: What the f-
(The spiral pulls the house inside of it and everything glows colors beyond the human imagination as space/time bends and spits the house out at the edge of the universe)
Granite: Dammit not again. Okay guys well uh go ahead and vote!
Girly Teengril: We already did!
Granite: Oh okay. Wow, unanimous first vote. Purps, I’m sorry but you’ve been evicted!
Purps: Well shit. Wait there’s no stage, where do I exit to?
Granite: The doors now lead into the rocket ship. You’ll be staying there. 
Purps: Bye guys.
(Purps leaves)’
Granite: Alright, next challenge. For your next challenge, everybody has been randomly paired up with another duo. The duos will battle each other in a classic game of star dust collecting! Whichever duo collects more space dust wins and moves on to the next round.
(Round One: Shitward and Sully vs Gale and Perch; Krabs and Shicowa vs Girly Teengirl and HBRS; Vanessa vs Keanu and Motlu; Mindy and Triton vs Grandpa SquarePants and Jenkins)
Granite: First up, Shitward and Sully will take on Gale and Perch.
Perch: Gale don’t forget your space suit!
Gale: Oh yeah.
Granite: (opens gate to space) go!
Shitward: Oh, so that’s what these comically large nets are for. What the hell is that?
Granite: What?
Steve: Oh so that’s where Alex ended up.
(Alex’s dead body is floating through space)
Steve: Well looks like TDS is cancelled. Hooray, we knocked out some competition.
Alex: (wakes up) Wait what.
Steve: Oh wait, this event hasn’t aired on TDS yet. Uhhhhhhhh.
(Shitward and Sully return to the house with a lot of space dust, followed by Gale and Perch)
Sully: No way they beat us.
Granite: Yeah. Gale and Perch, you guys lose.
Alex: I need to get back to the final three!
Steve: Bye.
(Alex throws a long distance enderpearl)
Granite: Next battle is Krabs and Shicowa up against Girly Teengirl and HBRS.
HBRS: Today I’m Scott!
Krabs: That’s ncie Bill.
HBRS: I hate my existence.
Granite: Go collect star dust!
(Krabs takes off and collects plenty of space dust, and returns before anybody else gets a chance to get some)
Granite: This challenge is unbalanced so I’ll make the next round completely different!
Shicowa: Oh shoot.
Granite: You guys won though. 
Krabs: Alright! I need to win the money this competition awards. 
Granite: Next up we have Vanessa vs Keanu and Motlu!
Vanessa: I forfeit, this is too easy for them to win.
Keanu: Fair point: 
Granite: Okay then. Well our final mashup for this round is Mindy and Triton up against Grandpa SquarePants and Jenkins. Gods up against buff grandfathers. 
Triton: Damn right.
(Mindy snaps her fingers and space dust floods the ship)
Jenkins: Shane we lost, but that was impressive Mindy! 
Mindy: Thanks but I’ve got a man. His name is Patrick Star.
Jenkins: Dammit.
Mindy: Plus you’re a little old, no offense.
Granite: Well let’s move into round two. Time to change this challenge up a lot. 
(To be continued)
Category:Episodes
Category:Transcripts
Category:Episode transcripts
Category:2019 Episodes
Category:2019 Transcripts
Category:2019
Category:Evicted!
Category:2010s