Just Desserts

Just Desserts is the thirty-sixth episode and the eighteenth episode of Season Two in Welcome to Fancyland!. It was written by FireMatch.
==Plot==
A customer at the Krusty Krab suggests that the Krusty Krab serve desserts, and SpongeBob takes this idea to the extreme.
==Synopsis==
The episode begins at the Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob is using his shoes to clean the floor.
“Isn’t that… unsanitary?” Squidward asks.
“Nah, these shoes are squeaky clean!” SpongeBob says, and then he shuffles his feet to prove his point.
“Gah, don’t ever do that again, you’re giving me old school vibes.” He then looks at the camera. “Only ‘90s kids remember.”
A customer is then seen slowly eating a golden Krabby Patty, having an epiphany.
“Eating the same things over and over again is boring, even though it is really good,” he says. “Hey, does this place have any desserts?”
“We’ve never had desserts before, now buzz off,” Squidward says coldly.
“Hey, you can’t treat me like a jellyfish,” the customer says, offended.
Mr. Krabs hears this and barges out of his office.
“What the Neptune is goin’ on here?” Krabs demands.
“This guy asked if we have any desserts,” Squidward says in a snotty voice. “As if we’d ever do such a thing. This place is a dump. Although it would be nice…”
Mr. Krabs’ eyes turn into gold bars, and he falls to the ground.
“Is that normal?” the customer asks.
“Yeah, but sometimes they’re diamonds,” Squidward says.
“Ow, me eyes!” Krabs yells off-screen.
“Welp, they just turned into diamonds.”
Mr. Krabs finally gets up, and is now shown cleaning his pants with his claws.
“Well, me boys, I think it’s time we add some desserts to the menu,” he says.
“Hooray!” SpongeBob yells.
“Yay, I guess,” Squidward shrugs.
Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs using a golden pen to add new items to the Krusty Krab’s menu.
“Ooh, what desserts are you adding?” SpongeBob asks.
“I’m glad you asked, me boy,” Krabs answers. “We got rich chocolate cake, golden cake, platinum cake, and my favorite, spotted dick!”
“I’m really concerned about your taste, Mr. Krabs.”
“Don’t worry, boy, it’s just the name. I’m sure people will come to like the spotted dick.”
Squidward snickers.
“What? What’s so funny about spotted dick?” Krabs demands.
“Nothing, nothing.”
A customer approaches Squidward.
“Hmm… desserts… I think I’ll have… the spotted dick!”
Squidward bursts out laughing.
“Okay, okay, fine, I’ll get you that right away, sir,” Squidward says, barely managing to keep in his laughter.
“Ooh boy, our first dessert!” SpongeBob says enthusiastically. “Uh, how do we make spotted dick again?”
Squidward snickers.
“Mr. Squidward! Quit yer laughing and help out the boy!” Krabs yells.
“Ugh, fine. Party pooper.”
Cut to SpongeBob giving the plate of spotted dick to Squidward.
“One spotted dick, Squidward!” SpongeBob declares, which causes Squidward to snicker again. He then delivers the dessert to the customer, who licks his lips.
“Hey, can I have a dessert too?” a customer in line asks.
“Yeah, me too!” another customer in line says.
“Desserts galore, please!” another customer says.
“We want desserts!” several customers yell.
“Well then…” SpongeBob starts to think.
(Several desserts later…) (The French Narrator is heard licking ice cream)
All of the Krustomers are eating desserts, ranging from truffles to chocolate cakes to golden angel cakes.
“I think this went well!” Mr. Krabs says. “I must say, this is the most gold bars me pockets have seen in one day! Keep up the good work lads!”
Krabs walks back into his office, and a lightbulb goes off in SpongeBob’s head.
“Oh no, not again,” Squidward says dreadfully.
“Don’t worry, Squidward, it’s a good idea this time,” SpongeBob says.
“That’s what you said the LAST time and we almost got killed!”
“Squidward, please, the sea bears are very ticklish. Besides, it’ll help the Krusty Krab become the most famous restaurant in all of Fancyland!”
Mr. Krabs’ eyes perk up, and he instantly appears besides the two of them.
“Did someone say ‘most famous in all of Fancyland!’?” he asks.
“Yeah, I did, Mr. K. So what if… we only sold desserts?”
Mr. Krabs’ eyes turn into uranium.
“Oh Neptune…” Squidward gulps.
The Krusty Krab then explodes.
“Heheh… good thing we live in Fancyland, huh boys?” Mr. Krabs says awkwardly.
Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab back to its original state, only this time Mr. Krabs is crossing out all of the non-dessert menu items with a golden blade.
“Not only is this thing good for defending yerself, it’s also good at crossing things out. It even leaves behind a golden trail!”
“Just desserts, huh?” Squidward says.
“Roll credits,” someone off-screen says.
“Shut up, Fred!” Krabs yells.
“My feelings!”
“I'll take two!” a customer says.
“I’ll take ten!” another says.
“You're gonna die alone,” the first customer says.
“Shut up, your wife left you for a reason,” the other customer says.
“Okay, everyone, settle down. You can all get yer desserts in due time,” Krabs says.
Cut to 8pm, when the Krusty Krab closes. Most of the customers are left very full, overweight, or outright obese.
“I don't feel so good…” a customer groans.
“I think I got all three types of diabetes,” another complains.
One customer is so fat that she can only move by rolling. Her husband rolls her to the exit.
“On one hand, I'm a ball now, but on the other hand, I'm morbidly obese,” she says as she is rolled out of the building.
The next day, customers start entering the Krusty Krab walking sluggishly. Many of them are still overweight from the last time.
“Did the diabetes dragon come along and bite your rectums?” Squidward jokes, laughing after saying this.
“Mister Squidward, serve yer paying customers,” Krabs commands. “In the meantime, I'm gonna try more spotted dick.”
Squidward barely manages to hold in his laughter as Krabs goes back into his office. SpongeBob looks out the kitchen window and sees all of the customers in poor shape.
“Oh no! Everyone’s in terrible shape! If the health inspector shows up, we're doomed!” he says.
Meanwhile, the health inspector is just leaving Fancier!. He pulls out a receiver.
“Code 5 to Big Bully, Fancier! is in the clear,” he says on his receiver. “Oh. I forgot. Next up is… the Krusty Krab. They barely manage to pass each time. Let's see if they do this time…”
Back at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob rushed into Krabs’ office, where Krabs is eating golden apples on a giant platter.
“Boy, I'm eating block game food here! What do you want?” Krabs demands.
“T-th-the-the health inspector comes today!” SpongeBob spits out.
“The WHAT?! I thought he wouldn't come here until next Friday!”
“Well it looks like he's coming early this time, Mr. K.”
“We can't have him coming in there with all these overweight customers! Quick, we gotta hide them somewhere!”
“Do you actually have a plan, Mr. Krabs?”
“Indeed I do, boy. Little did you know, this golden Krab has a golden secret.”
Krabs pries open a loose tile on the floor, and presses a button under the tile. Suddenly, the entire floor collapses and then retracts, revealing a secret basement area. Everyone murmurs in confusion.
“Are we being used in a lab experiment?” a customer asks nervously.
“We were never told about this,” another says.
“I think my stomach wants to kill me,” another moans.
Mr. Krabs steps out of his office and turns on a microphone.
“Attention customers, do not panic. Uhh… we’re playing hide-and-seek!” he lies.
“Oh yeah? Then who are we hiding from?” a customer demands.
“Uhh… the robot overlords?” Krabs improvises.
An actual robot customer glares at Mr. Krabs and shoots a laser directly above his eyes.
“Hey! Those walls were just painted!” Krabs shouts.
“Lie detected,” the robot customer says in a robot voice.
“Fine, I painted them last week, now shut your metal mouth.”
Meanwhile on the surface (of underwater), the health inspector has arrived at the front entrance of the Krusty Krab.
“Hmm…” the health inspector then opens the double doors to reveal an empty room.
In the basement, everyone can hear audible footsteps.
“Everyone just stay quiet…” Krabs whispers.
“Oh boy, a secret mission!” SpongeBob says out loud.
“Shh!”
The health inspector hears something from below.
“Hmm… they’re hiding down there, aren’t they? This ain’t the first time…”
“Nobody move…” Mr. Krabs whispers.
The health inspector jumps a couple times until he falls through the floorboards and into the basement below. Everyone is in shock.
“This is all a dream, wake up, sweetie!” Krabs says in a grandma voice.
“Nice try, Krabs. Now, what are you trying to hide this time-? OH GOOD LORD!”
A shot of several of the overweight customers is shown, with some of them moaning and burping. Old Man Jenkins burps out a distressed Fred.
“My body…” he moans.
“I’m gonna have to mark this as a failure… not surprised at all,” the health inspector mumbles.
Krabs grabs the health inspector by the leg, begging. “Please don’t shut us down! We’ll compromise, I promise!”
The health inspector gives a hesitant sigh. “Alright, fine. You can pay the damages.” He rolls out a very long list of violations.
“You realize we’re all filthy rich, right?” Krabs says.
“Oh right, I forgot. Stupid capitalism,” the health inspector says. “I guess you’ll have to pay in another way…”
Bubble transition to everything back to normal at the Krusty Krab, except Mr. Krabs is stuck in a tiny jail cell. Customers are seen throwing several things at him, including anvils, bricks, and even a sea bear.
“No, please! I have arkoudaphobia! No-ho-ho-hooo!”
Mr. Krabs gets attacked by the sea bear as the episode ends.
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