Molto Bene (Main Universe)

Molto Bene is the international spokesman for The Biscuit, the most popular biscuit brand throughout the Mindfudge. He has been the spokesman since the company was founded in 1762. Every year since his incorporation as spokesman, sales have doubled every year, as of 2020 a packet of The Biscuit brand biscuits are sold every 0.0000000000001 nanoseconds. It is said that the founders and shareholders of the company are among the richest people in the multiverse, to the extent that they’ve used their unimaginable amounts of money to ascend beyond the requirement of a physical form and into the realm of a god, but that’s just gossip. 
When a new advert featuring Molto Bene airs, it is all most people will talk about for upwards of a week, this is strange as all of his adverts are him staring sensually into the camera, just with different backgrounds.
He is also a member of the Musical group The Feetles.
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
From the age of 3 Molto Bene would star in world famous advert campaigns, such as:
ITV’s ‘We’re Not Pedos Like Literally Everyone at the BBC.’
PG Tips’ ‘It’s Physically Impossible to Drown in Tea, Just Watch.’
And even God’s ‘I Exist.
This skyrocketed him to international stardom, and in his teen years he would stars in multiple film series such as:
Kevin Spacey: Redemption,
The Asshole Trilogy,
And Breakfast Man’s magnum opus, Planet of the Dogs series.
He would be subject to several public and incredibly embarrassing scandals throughout his twenties, like his parents fighting to the death over which on he loved more, only to discover in a shocking twist that he hated the both of them, or when he was caught wanking and screaming with joy in the middle of Trafalgar Square. This almost tanked his career, but he would save it all when becoming the spokesman for the beloved The Biscuit company, never looking back. 
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Powers ===
* Bedroom Eyes: He has a very alluring gaze.
=== Anti-Powers ===
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=== Abilities ===
* Can breathe underwater.
* Knows every song ever released.
* Retard strength.
=== Disabilities ===
* Arthritis
* Lung cancer
== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
* Father - Biological Ancestor
=== Allies ===
* Breakfast Man
* BOSS
* Chaw
* Doctor Fantastic
* Mark Mucus
* Papa
* Sal ScumWorthy
* The Buyer
* The Final Phase
* The Seed of That Once Controlled Me
=== Enemies ===
* The Flamboyent Pedo
== Equipment ==
=== Weapons ===
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=== Vehicles ===
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== Facilities ==
=== Base ===
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=== House ===
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=== Prisons ===
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== Gallery ==
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== Appearances ==
In chronological order:
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== Trivia ==
* The more rich a person is the more he likes them.
* He and Breakfast Man are one step away from being best friends
* He has horrible nightmares every single night without fail.
* His moustache covers a hideous birthmark on his lip.
* He hates dogs, frogs, cats, bats, mice, lice, deers and queers.
* Eats like a fucking pig.
* His favourite food is fried butterfly wings.
* When doing DIY work, he doesn't use a hammer on nails, he just headbutts them in.
* Had his eyebrows burnt off in WW2 by the SS and they never grew back for some reason.
* He wants be burned with all his possessions, in fact he wants to be mummified with his money.
== Behind the scenes ==
* The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price
Category:Characters Created By Jac Simpson Price
Category:The Feetles (Band)