Tyrone

Tyrone is a cool Singer who works with Randy Warthog and The Residents for he is one of Randy's best friends. He dresses in a cow costume and some shades because he thinks that is cool. It comes across as weird to "normal" people.
== History ==
=== Orgin Story ===
Tyrone was born to a Mom and Dad in Ohio. As soon as he was born his parents died from gangters so he had to crawl away fast. He then hid in a field of cows, but he thought that the gangters were waiting for him. As a result he grew up there.
=== The Strange Cow Man Found Love. Why Can't You? ===
Tyrone was going to Starbucks. He saw his soon to be wife, Maya, drinking some coffee with way too much creamer in it. (Like all white girls do.) He fell in love immediately. They mostly bonded over three things: Being super powerful, coffee with way too much creamer, and trains.
===Mattress Salesmen===
This period was swiftly ended when Mr. Skull informed Tyrone that his wife Maya was "BRUTALLY KILLED" by a roaming group of Matress Salemen. This is because she tore off the tag on the mattress that you can not tear off. As a result he set out for revenge, which worked pretty good. He used his amazing powers to open wormholes to summon trains and courtrooms to crush them.Category:GuysCategory:The Residents
===Recovery===
After the battle he had Maya revived by Napoleon. This took some convincing, but after offering a back scratch Napoleon agreed To prevent this from ever happening again Tyrone has burned all the Matresses in his home. Replacing them with hay, because he layed on hay during his time at the field. The Mattress Salesmen have not returned since.
===Life Now===
Tyrone lives in nice farmhouse with his wife. He sleeps on the hay of the ground and started a non profit organiztion against Matress Salesmen. He still records music with Randy and the rest of the band. At last, he was at peace.
==Family and Friends==
Tyrone has many people to back him up!
*Maya (Wife)
*Randy Warthog (Best Friend)
*Mr. Skull (Friend)
*Molly Harvey (Friend)
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