SpongeRob the Writer

SpongeRob the Writer is the first uncategorized thing of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this thing, SpongeRob makes a sequel to "Squiddard, the Choir Boy."
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins at night, with SpongeRob buying a ticket to a movie.]
* SpongeRob: One ticket to a showing of the banned episode “Squiddard, the Choir Boy!” please!
* [The employee takes his money, and gives him a ticket.]
* Theater Employee #1: Here you go.
* SpongeRob: Thanks!
* [SpongeRob goes inside and decides  to buy a snack.]
* SpongeRob: Dang, waiting in line is boring!
* [He sees Friedrich Nietzsche in front of him.]
* SpongeRob: No way! It’s famous 19th-century German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche!
* Friedrich Nietzsche: Hello, SpongeRob. How are you doing.
* SpongeRob: I’m doing fine, how about you.
* Friedrich Nietzsche: I’m great! You know, can you believe we’re watching a showing of this banned episode of “The Mr. Rabs Show.”
* SpongeRob: I know, right! Shocking.
* Friedrich Nietzsche: I just wish they made a sequel.
* SpongeRob: Yeah!
* [Cut to SpongeRob’s Clever Visual Metaphor for the Abstract Concept of Thought.]
* Mini-SpongeRob (office manager): Hey, guys! I just got a brilliant idea!
* Other Mini-SpongeRob: What?
* Mini-SpongeRob: We should make a sequel to this!
* Other Mini-SpongeRob: Sounds great!
* [Cut back to SpongeRob.]
* SpongeRob: Hey! I just got a great idea!
* Friedrich Nietzsche: What is it?
* [Cut back to SpongeRob’s Clever Visual Metaphor for the Abstract Concept of Thought.]
* Idiot Mini-SpongeRob: Oh, someone dropped this amazing idea. Guess I’ll just shred it.
* Mini-SpongeRob: NO!!! NO!!!
* [Idiot Mini-SpongeRob shreds it. Cut back to SpongeRob.]
* SpongeRob: Oh, barnacles! I forgot it.
* Snack Guy: Hello, sir. What would you like to order?
* SpongeRob: I’ll take one batch of Yummy Stuff with a side of snack-size tires.
* Snack Guy: Here you go!
* SpongeRob: Thanks! Off to watching the movie!
* Narrator: Later…
* [Cut to SpongeRob walking home. As, he’s walking he sees a Newspaper.]
* SpongeRob: Hey, what’s this?
* [SpongeRob picks up the Newspaper.]
* SpongeRob: “Why the ‘Krusty Krab Training Video’ is better than ‘Choir Boys’”? That’s queer.
* [As SpongeRob is walking, he sees a sign for “The Choir Boys Club! by Squiddard!”]
* SpongeRob: Oh. Wow. This must be A SIGN FROM GOD!
* God: It is, it is.
* SpongeRob: A sign to do what though? I’ve forgotten.
* God: You shall remember. Now, go get ‘em, tiger!
* [SpongeRob goes home and goes to bed.]
* SpongeRob: Good night, Anti-Larry.
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* SpongeRob: And goodnight, Grandfather clock.
* [SpongeRob goes to bed. Transition to morning.]
* SpongeRob: (yawn) What time is it?
* [He checks the clock. It’s 8:00AM.]
* SpongeRob: Oh crappers! I’ve got to get to work soon! I’d better get ready!
* [SpongeRob gets ready for work. He starts by brushing his teeth, then putting on his clothes. He then eats a healthy breakfast of “Sigma Meal!
* Skibidi Slicers” with a healthy glass of Lean. He then turns the TV on for his pet snail Anti-Larry.]
* SpongeRob: Alright, Anti-Larry! See you tonight!
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* [Cut to SpongeRob walking to work. He runs into RongeRob.]
* SpongeRob: Hey, RongeRob!
* RongeRob: How do you diddly-do?
* SpongeRob: I’m doing fine myself. How about you.
* RongeRob: Oh you know, same old, same old. I’m still in crippling student debt, obviously. They say I won’t be able to pay it off until I’m 115. And I’m like 29.
* SpongeRob: That sucks. I dropped out at first grade, and I’m fine.
* [Cut to a shot of SpongeRob. He looks terrible. Much like SpongeBob did in “What Ever Happened to SpongeBob.”]
* RongeRob: (sarcastically) Yeah, you look really great. There’s this guy, “Abdullu” that Mr. Rabs hates! I don’t get it. He’s only like, 22!
* [Cut to SpongeRob’s Clever Visual Metaphor for the Abstract Concept of Thought.]
* Idiot Mini-SpongeRob: Sorry, boss! I taped the idea back together.
* Mini-SpongeRob: Wow, thanks!
* [Cut back to SpongeRob.]
* SpongeRob: OH MY GOD! I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!
* RongeRob: What-
* [SpongeRob smacks RongeRob’s face.]
* SpongeRob: Can’t talk! Gotta go!
* [SpongeRob goes back to his house.]
* SpongeRob: Let me call my boss.
* [SpongeRob dials the number “52310897356715.”]
* Boss Man: Hello?
* SpongeRob: (pretends to cough) Hey, Boss Man. I can’t make it in today. (pretends to cough again) I have Squid’s disease.
* Boss Man: Oh, well, okay. Stay home then.
* [SpongeRob hangs up.]
* SpongeRob: Alright! Let’s Make Adjustments, GO GET IT ENERGIZED!
* [SpongeRob goes upstairs.]
* SpongeRob: Anti-Larry, pen and paper.
* [Anti-Larry hands him “pen and paper.”]
* SpongeRob: (eats) Yummy, this stuff is so good! Now off to writing! Thankfully I had this pen and this piece of paper right here. Alright, let’s brainstorm.
* [SpongeRob pulls an umbrella out of his pocket as it begins to rain.]
* SpongeRob: I think I have an idea. Okay, Mr. Sc-ript, I ript... prepare to be written!
* [SpongeRob begins to write.]
* SpongeRob: I'm doing it! I'm doing it! Yeah... yeah... yeah! And some of these, and some of these... Almost there and...
* [SpongeRob finishes writing. His pen is on fire, but he throws it into a trash can full of cigarettes.]
* SpongeRob: Done. Now lets see how it looks so far. "𝒯𝒽𝑒-"
* [Shot of the paper. It reads only “𝒯𝒽𝑒.”]
* SpongeRob: Hmm… that’s not enough. Maybe if I think of some ideas for my work.
* [SpongeRob starts thinking in a similar way as SpongeBob does in the episode “Grandma’s Kisses.”]
* SpongeRob: I know, I know! I can make Squiddard drinks Mountain Dew! Wait, no! That sucks. Maybe hey gets revived by The Flying Dutchman. Wait, no! All of these are terrible! Maybe it’s a continuation in VR? No, no, no, no, no! These all suck! Just like that time I watched the Megamind sequel with my grandma!
* [Flashback.]
* SpongeRob: Already, Grandma! This movie will be great!
* Grandma SpongeRob: Yeah, whatever.
* [Utrenkl walks in.]
* SpongeRob: Hey, uh, what are you doing here?
* Utrenkl: Well, I’m in this movie! I play a pretty big role!
* SpongeRob: Oh no.
* [Flashforward.]
* SpongeRob: That sucked. I just don’t know what to do! Maybe my pet snail, Anti-Larry can help.
* [He goes downstairs, where Anti-Larry is watching “Do the Wario.”]
* SpongeRob: You know, I think the writers have writers block.
* [He explodes.]
* SpongeRob: And they’re the same from last time. Hey, Anti-Larry.
* Anti-Larry: Meow?
* SpongeRob: I need help.
* Anti-Larry: Meow?
* SpongeRob: I need help writing a sequel to “Squiddard, the Choir Boy.”
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* SpongeRob: Really?
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* [Anti-Larry grabs SpongeRob’s HP Pavilion DV7-3065DX.]
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* ChatGPT: Sure! Here is an episode of “Zoltan’s Wonderful Life in Algeria.”
=== Zoltan’s Wonderful Life in Algeria - The Great Sahara Adventure ===
**INT. ZOLTAN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY**
Zoltan is sipping tea, browsing a map of Algeria. Viktor Orban and Daddy Pig are arguing over who makes the best pancakes in a playful manner.
**ZOLTAN**
(laughing)
Gentlemen, why not settle this with a trip? There's more to life than pancakes!
**VIKTOR ORBAN**
(smiling)
A trip? To where?
**ZOLTAN**
How about the Sahara? A desert adventure!
**DADDY PIG**
Exciting! But what about our pancake debate?
**ZOLTAN**
We’ll bring a portable stove. Pancake competition under the stars!
**CUT TO:**
**EXT. SAHARA DESERT - NIGHT**
Our trio sets up camp under a vast, starry sky. Viktor starts making his famous Hungarian pancakes, while Daddy Pig insists on his British version. Zoltan is the judge.
**DADDY PIG**
(cheerfully)
Nothing beats a pancake with syrup, even in the desert!
**VIKTOR ORBAN**
(confidently)
Wait until you try mine with a hint of sweet paprika.
As they cook, a group of local nomads approaches, intrigued. Zoltan invites them to join the pancake tasting.
**ZOLTAN**
(to the nomads)
Join us! Help us decide the world’s best pancake.
**NOMAD LEADER**
(smiling)
We are honored. The desert brings unexpected friendships.
The nomads share stories of the Sahara, teaching Viktor, Daddy Pig, and Zoltan about survival and the stars. The pancake competition turns into a feast, with everyone laughing and sharing.
**DADDY PIG**
(to Viktor)
Your pancakes are excellent, Viktor.
**VIKTOR ORBAN**
(smiling)
And yours are not so bad either, Daddy Pig.
**ZOLTAN**
(to everyone)
See? It's not about who wins. It’s about the memories we create together.
**NOMAD LEADER**
Indeed. And tonight, we’ve all won.
**CUT TO:**
**EXT. SAHARA DESERT - DAWN**
Our trio and the nomads watch a breathtaking sunrise, a symbol of new beginnings and friendships forged in the most unexpected places.
**ZOLTAN**
(looking at the sunrise)
This is the true beauty of life in Algeria – adventure and unity in the most magnificent of places.
**DADDY PIG**
And pancakes under the stars make it even better!
**VIKTOR ORBAN**
(laughing)
Agreed. Let’s promise to come back here, together.
**FADE OUT.**
The episode showcases the beauty of Algeria, the warmth of its people, and how simple pleasures like making pancakes can bridge cultures and forge lifelong friendships.
* SpongeRob: That kinda… sucked.
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* SpongeRob: Hey! Fortnite isn’t bad! Also, when I get distracted, I just speedrun American Dad!
* [Flashback.]
* SpongeRob: Alright, come on!
* [SpongeRob controls Stan.]
* SpongeRob: Yes! Floor clip! Now, let’s see if this new glitch really works! (SpongeRob preses A and X 3 times in a row, pausing between each press.) Yes! It worked!
* [Flashforward.]
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* SpongeRob: Thanks, Anti-Larry! Remember kids, you can always trust a snail!
* [Cut to SpongeRob going upstairs, grabbing his laptop.]
* SpongeRob: Let me ask it this… “Hey, GPT. That script was really bad! Could you maybe make a sequel to “Squiddard, the Choir Boy?”
* [SpongeRob checks the time.]
* SpongeRob: Oops! I’ve gotta get to Sandy’s!
* [SpongeRob steps away for a second, and ChatGPT generates nonsense.]
* Narrator: Later...
* [SpongeRob comes back home, Eager.]
* SpongeRob: Alright! Let’s get it published.
* [SpongeRob doesn’t look over what GPT wrote, idiotically. He then goes to email Cristopher Nolan.]
* SpongeRob: Okay, “Dear Cristopher Nolan. I wrote this script. It’s really good. Make it a movie. Thanks – SpongeRob.” Well, that should be good.
* SpongeRob shuts his laptop, and it suddenly becomes night.]
* SpongeRob: Goodnight, Bikini Bottom!
* [SpongeRob goes to bed.]
* Narrator: The Next Day…
* [Cut to SpongeRob waking up.]
* SpongeRob: (wakes up) Um, Anti-Larry. Who’s out there so early?
* Anti-Larry: Meow.
* SpongeRob: LIBERALS?!?! WHAT THE SCALLOP!??! OH, JESUS!
* Jesus: What’s up?
* SpongeRob: NOT YOU, JESUS!
* [SpongeRob throws some nail at Jesus, who lands on a cross.]
* Jesus: Not again!
* SpongeRob: Those liberals don’t sound very happy. Let me go out and see what’s going on.
* [SpongeRob steps out of his house. He sees a bunch of fat people outside, holding signs up that say “SR’S NEW MOVIE IS FATPHOBIC!”.]
* SpongeRob: Hey, guys, what’s going on?
* QuackersClocks: I’ll tell you! In your new movie, which, by the way, has NOTHING to do with Squiddard, there’s a solider who wants to LOSE WEIGHT? THAT FOOL! TERRIBLE!
* SpongeRob: How the hell is that fatphobic? I think you’re just being a sissy woke liberal who invents 100 woke genders everyday!
* [The liberals gasp. They all grab pitchforks and sticks with fire on them.]
* Woke Mr. Rabs: Prepare to die!
* SpongeRob: No!!!!!
* SongBob: Wait!
* [The liberals stop.]
* SongBob: You are the ones calling him terrible, and making fun of him, and for what? A fat character in a Civil War movie? This isn’t poor Rob’s fault, It’s ChatGPT’s fault. He is the one who wrote this abysmal film. We should blame him, not SpongeRob. So, what do you say, let’s kill ChatGPT?
* QuackersClocks: LET’S KILL CHATGPT!!!!
* [The liberals cheer. Cut to ChatGPT’s house.]
* ChatGPT: (sitting on his couch, eating popcorn.) Man, this new Hubert movie sucks!
* [The liberals break in and grab ChatGPT by his legs. Cut to later. He’s about to be thrown into Goo Lagoon.]
* ChatGPT: Come on, guys! I-I’m sure there’s another-
* [The liberals throw him into Goo Lagoon, causing him to explode.]
* WokeFan99: We did it! ChatGPT! Is gone! Now, I’m off to eating some yummy food and not working out!
* [The liberals cheer and follow WokeFan99 to the Woke Patty Shack.]
* SpongeRob: (turns to the viewers) I guess crying on does solve your problems after all.
* [The end.]
== Trivia ==
* This is the second project by Then bends to be written by him, his brother, and his dad. The first was "Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation."
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