Transcripts/The Price Is Not Right

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode The Price Is Not Right.
Gwonam summons a map.
Gwonam: Here is the map.
It unfolds to reveal it is completely blank.
Gwonam: It's fucking useless!
The scene quickly cuts to King Harkinian, giving off an concerned expression.
Harkinian: Then why did you purchase a faulty piece of shit in the first place?
Gwonam: It was on sale at the Island of Lower Prices.
On a map of Koridai, the Island of Lower Prices is pointed out.
Harkinian: How much was it?
Gwonam: $6.99.
Harkinian: Oh-ho-ho-HO!!
This gives Harkinian an idea.
Harkinian: That's it!
Harkinian: I'm going to jack up all taxes of Hyrule by 50,000 rupees!
Duke Onkled looks fearful.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, you are evil!
Harkinian: I'm evil to the people who spend all my money on shit like faulty maps!
Onkled stares at him, pissed off.
Harkinian: Take him away!
Farri: Yes, my liege.
Gwonam: I will stay right here!
The camera zooms out to show Iron Knuckle standing directly behind Gwonam. He raises his sword and bashes Gwonam on the head with the broad side of it. Everything cuts to black. 
...
Gwonam wakes up somewhere mysterious...
Gwonam:... where am I?
Ganon poofs into the room.
Ganon: In the darkest prison in Koridai!
Gwonam: How long was I out?
Ganon: Two hours.
Gwonam: What's the King doing?
Ganon: Purchasing a jacuzzi...
Ganon conjures a small, old-style TV set with frequency knobs. On the screen are Morshu and the King at the former's shop.
Morshu: You want it?
Harkinian: I'll take it!
Morshu: You have enough rupees?
Gwonam looks taken aback. The camera cuts to show another prisoner in the room, chained to the wall.
Harkinian: Yes! 50,000 rupees!
Morshu: It's yours, my friend.
Gwonam:... I am SO cursing his ass!
Gwonam casts a spell. 
Cut to the King relaxing in his Jacuzzi, fully clothed.
Harkinian: ...This sucks...
He suddenly turns to stone.
Harkinian *muffled*: OAH!
The episode ends shortly after.
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