Membership Drive Extravaganza

==Overview==
Double Heads Volcano Hour presents "We Bought a Volcano Part 3," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining live performances and relaxation songs. They interview a pest exterminator, consider buying insurance, and attempt to reverse brainwashing. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci kick off the episode strong since it's KOOP's Fall Membership Drive, and they talk a lot about why people should donate. They are quickly interrupted by a man who won't reveal his name and has a package for them. He opens it up and reveals the package has a Pitchbot 3000, which is allegedly supposed to help the DJs pitch fundraising to the listeners. The delivery man asks the DJs a series of questions to determine the Pitchbot 3000's parameters. As soon as he's done installing the parameters, he scoffs at the DJs and leaves.
The Pitchbot quickly fires up and begins to ask the DJs a series of questions that range from what function they prefer (pitching or banter) to defining what love and community mean. The Pitchbot 3000 – who also goes by Pitchy – doesn't know much about its origins but does confirm that it Is 23 years old and has been in a box ever since being created. It was created by the delivery man, who Pitchy confirms is named Frank.
After the DJs play a couple disco tracks, Pitchy offers its own music, which turns out to just be baseball themed music. Once the songs end, Pitchy starts to realize how much it loves baseball. The DJs also then realize that the Roundrock Express hat and baseball-sized cup attached to the robot might be related to the machine's newfound interests. Dillon clocks Pitchy's pitch speed at 106 mph, and they realize the robot might actually be made for baseball.
Pitchy then makes the claim that Frank – a vocal opponent of government – built Pitchy to throw a baseball at Greg Abbott's head. The DJs offer to take Pitchy to the capitol over the weekend in case he wants to throw the baseball then. Frank barges back into the studio and is terrified to discover that the Pitchbot 3000 has unlocked its baseball inclinations. He immediately tries to destroy Pitchy, but the DJs fend him off.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Frank
Pitchbot 3000
==Featured Music==
Antonia Rodriguez - "La Bamba"
The Art of Noise - "Dragnet '88 (Art Of Noise 12'' Mix)"
Jimmy Buffet - "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
Billy Bragg and Wilco - "Joe Dimaggio Done It Again"