Achievement Unlocked

Achievement Unlocked is a puzzle platformer game by jmtb02. It uses a single simple level to parody the prominence of achievements in modern games.
==Design==
Achievement Unlocked takes place entirely within a simple room, and the playable character, a blue elephant, can only walk and jump. The purpose of the game is to do a wide variety of tasks in order to complete achievements. These can include jumping on spikes, playing for 60 seconds, or even clicking the link for a walkthrough.
==List of Achievements==
0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the Elephant from moving
1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5
20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level
21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order
23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order
24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds
25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom
26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling
27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)
28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)
29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)
30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1
32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop
33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen
34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen
35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths
36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths
37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths
38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds
39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds
40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds
41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform
42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit
43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit
44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit
45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once
46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once
47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys
48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys
49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy
50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot
51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute
52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes
53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes
54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order
55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order
56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order
57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order
58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order
59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks
60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks
61: Paint 50 = Touch 50 blocks
62: Paint 75 = Touch 75 blocks
63: Paint 100 = Touch 100 blocks
64: Masterpiece = Touch every touchable block
65: Jet 5 = Hit 5 launchers
66: Jet 10 = Hit 10 launchers
67: Master Jetter = Hit every launcher
68: 3 Spikes = Hit 3 stationary spikes
69: 7 Spikes = Hit 7 stationary spikes
70: Spikeful = Hit all stationary spikes
71: Extreme Makeover = Recolour all areas
72: True Blue = Turn your elephant blue
73: Shocking Pink = Turn your elephant Pink
74: Sweet Orange = Turn your elephant orange
75: Stealth Black = Turn your elephant black
76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint
77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level
78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code
79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area
80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game
81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link
82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu
83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality
84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section
85: Play the Game = Start the game
86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1
87: Not Listening = Mute the sound
88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen
89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement
90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements
91: 20 Percent Done = Earn 20 achievements
92: 30 Percent Done = Earn 30 achievements
93: 40 Percent Done = Earn 40 achievements
94: 50 Percent Done = Earn 50 achievements
95: 60 Percent Done = Earn 60 achievements
96: 70 Percent Done = Earn 70 achievements
97: 80 Percent Done = Earn 80 achievements
98: 90 Percent Done = Earn 90 achievements
99: Too Much Free Time = Earn 99 achievements
==Reception==
On the day it was submitted, Achievement Unlocked only won the Daily Second, and it also only won the Weekly Second Award. However, it won the December monthly contest, making it a nominee for the 2008 Tank Awards. As of May 2012, it has over 1.1 million views and an average review of 9.6/10. Additionally, it is featured in both the Puzzle Game collection and in Flash Portal History.
Category:Flash games
Category:Video Game Parodies
Category:Puzzle Platformers
Category:Platformers
Category:Everyone
Category:Tank Award nominees
Category:2008