Han Solo vs Spike Spiegel

Smuggler and pilot from the Star Wars franchise, Han Solo, and main protagonist of the Japanese animated series, Cowboy Bebop, Spike Spiegle, battle against each other to see which rebellious space traveling gunslinger will come on top.
Han Solo Background: In front of the Millenium Falcon
Spike Spiegle Background: Callisto
Beat: Fast Life
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
HAN SOLO
VS
SPIKE SPIEGEL
BEGIN!
=== Spike Spiegel ===
(0:22)
Want a piece of this? I got a job to do, kid.
I'll quick take Indiana Jones and the Incestual Kink.
Bebop is on top of your corrugated pile of rubble
Hardly the first bounty hunter to have you troubled
So why not call on your whiny brother-in-law
You couldn't Force character through that stubbled jaw
You're tired, old man. You got aged and bored.
The Blade Runner who couldn't play around a sword.
Or shoot straight. Let action speak with a pistol up.
I blitz through syndicates, you were played by Kanjiklub
Tried to force an origin to fall with half a swarm
Think you're hot stuff, but after Hoth you seem Lucaswarm.
=== Han Solo ===
(0:55)
Easy with that start. Han shoots first with his words
Gonna clip the wings of this slothful Swimming Bird
You'll look like a Fallen Angel killed by my bars
Won't go far, you'll be sent to the stars back to Mars
No need for the Alliance, for now Han goes Solo
Can't Hope for a victory, you'll get C3P-Owned though
You're a broccoli-haired goon haunted by his memories
A more delusional punk than my own son could ever be
Just like a Falcon, I keep my style casual, yet fly
You're a Stray Dog with less intelligence than Ein
That Vicious past makes you see Red thanks to your fake eye
Your sleight-of-hand's no match in this game of Corellian, Spike.
=== Spike Spiegel ===
(1:28)
Couldn't smuggle in something better for my time?
That was barely a start for me - red in the eyes.
Or you just haven't been laid in twelve parsecs?
Wanna be my Valentine? You'll be sure to pay for it
Play you some blues, while you're chained like your lover
So go back to casting glances at Donald Glover
This toddler's wasting his time hugging his furry toy.
I don't want to see you later, Space Cowboy.
=== Han Solo ===
(1:49)
I amaze even myself with my shooting, ask Greedo
So pack up your crew and Kessel Run-away from me, bro
I left Spiegel without a breath, take a cigarette dose
Have a Ballad composed for your Death along with a black rose
End this Sheriff Woody faster, for he met his Master
Ancient weapons like a Jericho are no match for my blaster
You can Chewie these nuts as I take your messed-up gang
Like your mentor, Mao, your rap loss went out with a bang.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-
Spike: See you later...
(The logo gets shot by Spiegel.)
== Navigation ==
Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
Season 2: 	BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed 2 • L vs Sherlock Holmes • Bart Simpson vs Banksy • Richard the Lionheart vs Simba • Steve Jobs vs Seto Kaiba • Raven vs Poe • Wirt & Greg vs Lewis & Clark • Doraemon vs The Terminator • We Bare Bears vs The Three Bears • Ant-Man vs Atom Ant • Atticus Finch vs Harvey Birdman • Vladimir Lenin vs Lelouch vi Britannia • RoboCop vs Inspector Gadget • Black Panther vs Pink Panther • The Zodiac Killer vs Bill Cipher • Indominus Rex vs Littlefoot • Pitch Black vs Freddy Krueger • Jay Gatsby vs Pinkie Pie • Kenny vs Deadpool • Jason Voorhees vs Lazlo • Piccolo vs Martian Manhunter • Han Solo vs Spike Spiegel • Bambi vs Shaka Zulu • Light Yagami vs Adolf Hitler
Bonus Battles:	Dante Alighieri vs The Seven Deadly Sins