McDonald's Customer

McDonald's Customer is a boss in Pokémon Red, White & Blue.
==Games==
*Pokémon Red, White & Blue
==Pokémon Red, White & Blue==
McDonald's Customer appears as the second boss of Pokémon Red, White & Blue, fought outside a McDonald's branch. After defeating McDonald's Customer, his Jigglypuff joins the party.
===Stats===
*Type: Poison
*Health: 65
===Moves===
*Bite
*DDoS Attack
*Rant
===Trading Card Description===
This uncool customer treats his Pokémon like things, not living beings.
===Dialogue===
;Before Battle
*McDonald's Customer: "Wow! Real-life Pokémon! I love you guys! I love your games sooo much! You could just slap a Pikachu face on a pinball game, and I'd buy it! Oh, wait, they already did that..."
*McDonald's Customer: "They don't kill animals right here, but they sell them prepared as food, and let me tell you, they are delicious. Mmm...bacon! I love meat! Chicken nuggets is like my family!"
*McDonald's Customer: "You're not vegans are you? How do you find a vegan at a dinner party? Don't worry - they'll let you know. Ha, ha! Man, I love meat! Heeey, y'all actually look kinda tasty, too. I betchya whoever owns you wouldn't mind if I took a bite! If we can farm animals, why not Pokémon, too? Let's get some feedlots going and grow you real big! I'd be lovin' it, mm-mmm! Prepare to be downvoted!"
;After Battle
*McDonald's Customer: "You've ruined my childhood! *sob*"
*McDonald's Customer: "Pokémon games are supposed to be just for fun. Why do you insist on making everything so serious? *sob*"
*McDonald's Customer: "Oh no, my favorite Pokémon! Jigglypuff, don't leave me! *sob*"
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