Patrick Superstar

Patrick Superstar is the third episode of SpongeBob n' Stuff.
== Synopsis ==
Patrick becomes a superhero.
== Transcript ==
(Scene: Krusty Krab)
Squidward: (Temmie comes to order and walks straight past a line) Umm, there's a line.
Temmie: umm...i'd like to order over nine thousand krabby patties p.
Squidward: Woah. SpongeBob, over ni-
Temmie: to go. (SpongeBob gives him a bag)
SpongeBob: There you go! Over nine thousand Krabby Patties! (Mr. Krabs comes)
Mr. Krabs: (gasp) Fifty Krabby Patties? You, umm... creature, know own the world record for... 
the biggest amount of money I have earnt from one customer! Yipeeeee!
Temmie: how much wil these b?
Mr. Krabs: A small loan of a million dollars. (He's paid and he leaves) Wait, he smelled like... Plankton!
Squidward: Oh, give it a rest. How is that possibly Sheldon?
SpongeBob: Who's Sheldon?
Mr. Krabs: I can smell that organism's smell from anywhere.
SpongeBob: (smirks) Orgasm.
Mr. Krabs: Organism not orgasm! Plankton's stench is a foul stench of crime and corruption.
SpongeBob: No, that was me. Sorry.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I want you to follow... it.
SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain! (leaves)
Mr. Krabs: You! (points at a customer) Man the grill.
Patrick: I'm a starfish, I don't have gills. (leaves but is dragged into a van)
Mr. Krabs: (points to audience) You then. (we see Patrick falling and he screams. He lands next 
to two other people)
Selena: Welcome to the club.
James: Do you know why we're here?
Patrick: Nope, same for the heads, shoulders, knees, toes, eyes, mouth and nose.
Selena: So you didn't bring us here?
Patrick: Neptune did.
James: Well, atleast we have company, I guess.
Selena: I just hope whoever sent us here will show up soon.
James: Same. I don't like it down here.
Old Oliver: Hello folks, you're probably wondering what you're doing down here.
Selena: Obviously.
James: I want food! Food! Can't you see how hungry I am?
Patrick: And I want to be president of the United States!
Old Oliver: I used to be the superhero The Dash.
Selena: Never heard of him.
James: I think he was in my gym class.
Old Oliver: Well, I never actually kicked butt but that's because I'm old.
Patrick: (smirk) He said butt butt!
Old Oliver: This was my lair, The 'Dashcave'. I needed superheroes to replace me like I replaced Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy so I pulled you into my van whenever I saw potential in somebody as being a superhero and I chose you three... That's sounds so wrong.
James: You mean we're gonna be superheroes? That makes no sense but I'm up for it!
Selena: Cool!
Patrick: I think now's the time to confess that I'm already a superhero. Patrick Man! (cricket chirp)
Old Oliver: You're costumes are over there. Try them on and gain you're superpowers. (they change)
James: Batboy!
Old Oliver: Super strength and super stealth.
Selena: Unicorn Girl!
Old Oliver: Magic and lasers.
Selena: What?
Old Oliver: It'll come clear.
James: (smirk) He said-
Patrick: Patrick Superstar!
Old Oliver: Super flight and super sense. No speed unfortunately, I wore that off but you do get a awesome racecar.
James: Oh, wow. The main character of this episode gets the best stuff. And what do I get?
Selena: Atleast I'm my own horse.
James: That's it! You're my steed! Can I ride you?
Selena: Literally but not metarphorically, I already have my eyes set.
Old Oliver: You shall be the League of Unlikely Heroes and protect the ocean! Patrick 
Superstar, use your sense to detect your first mission.
Patrick: I detect the foul stench of crime and corruption in this very basement.
Selena: Sorry, that was me.
James: Selena!
Patrick Superstar: And something fishy seems to be going on at a burger bar downtown.
James: Then let's go!
Selena: C'mon, James and Patrick. (they are about to leave)
James: Thank you, err...
Old Oliver: Just call me Old Oliver, your mission giver and butler.
James: OK, Old Oliver, our mission giver and butler!
Patrick: (smirk) He said butler!
(cut to the burger bar)
SpongeBob: (gets out of Batmobile) Excuse me, one burger please.
Alex: A Krabby Patty?
SpongeBob: (gasp) I knew it! One of those. (he eats it) As if I made it! I'm sorry but it seems as if-
Selena: Out of the way, young one.
Patrick: Let the superheroes deal with this.
SpongeBob: Patrick?
James: We're the League of Unlikely Heroes!
Alex: I could tell, kids.
Patrick: We're not kids, we're very mature adults.
Selena: A fellow member of our team detected crime happening in this area of town. We'd like to 
investigate.
Alex: I'll call in the owner. (Plankton pops up)
SpongeBob: Plankton! So Mr. Krabs was-
James: Right then. Tell us a bit about this place, Plankton I heard somewhere.
Plankton: This is a burger stand selling cheap uhh... burgers only a pound, wanna try one?
Patrick: I do! (eats a burger) This is the most delicious thing in the world! 
James: I'll have that. (takes one) Hmm, this tastes just like a Krabby Patty. What do you think, Patrick? Patrick? (we see a close-up of Plankton with the X Files theme in the 
background)
Selena: I'm afraid we're gonna have to turn you in.
Plankton: Oh, really? Temmie, attack! (Temmie fights them and the team get her on the floor and
Selena shoots a laser from her horn)
Selena: Oh, that makes so much sense now!
James: We got you now, Te- (he disappears) Hey, where'd he go?
Patrick: (smirk) You said tea.
James: Looks like we'll have to turn you in instead. (turns to where Plankton and Alex should be but they're gone) Oh.
Selena: You know, crime fighting is a lot of hard work and it is very tiring. I think I might go back to being my same old self with no alter-ego whatsoever.
James: As fun as this was, I think you're right. Welp, back to the office. I hate the office.
Patrick: Maybe they've given up but Patrick Superstar will continue to fight for generations to 
come!
SpongeBob: Well, not generations. Maybe as long as the season or even series.
Patrick: Yeah, that seems reasonable.
SpongeBob: Glad you could agree with me, Patrick.
Patrick: So much for the costume.
Batman: Hey, are you the one who stole my Batmobile?
Patrick: No.
Batman: I was talking to the yellow waffle.
SpongeBob: Well, you could say I... yes, yes I did.
Batman: You're coming with me. (they leave as we cut to Mr. Krabs getting a phone call)
Mr. Krabs: Hello?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can you bail me out of jail?
Mr. Krabs: Nope.
SpongeBob: Oh, OK. I'll phone my parents then. (sigh) Oh, and it was Plankton. He was selling our patties but I don't think he knows the recipe yet. I told the police about it and he's in the cell next door.
Mr. Krabs: You've done good boy. OK, I'll bail you out as long as you pay me the money back.
SpongeBob: Thanks.
Mr. Krabs: Call me back, I have a call on the other line. Hello.
Plankton: Mr. Krabs, can you bail me out?
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