One Minute Brawl Finale 7:Weegee VS Vuxo

WELCOME TO THE SEASON 7 FINALE OF OMB!
I promisd this fight SO LONG AGO. And I keep my promises,
So here it is:
Today we have 2 universal-level beings going at it in a 1 on 1 battle to the death!
Weegee, the leader of YouTube Poop.
and Vuxo, the First Legendary Warrior.
Which of these 2 will overpower the other?
LETS FIND OUT!
==The Fight==
Location:Vuxo's Castle Time:3:00 PM
Weegee wandered into 
Vuxo's Castle and said "You will join my army". Vuxo got off his throne 
and said "You and what army"? Then Weegee summoned the Weegee army. They
 all jumped on Vuxo.
KO?
Then as Weegee was 
laughing, all the other Weegees all went flying out of the castle as a 
pissed-off Vuxo stodd there. His eyes turned red as his armor flew on 
him and he drew his flare blade. "Listen asshole, you and all your 
fucking comrades better leave now". "Or I will paint my entire castle 
with your blood".
Weegee laughed and said "You will regret your uprising". Then Vuxo snarled and said "And you'll regret ever living".
WELL, IT'S A BATTLE OF 2 GODS!
LETS SEE WHICH IS SUPERIOR!
Weegee shot a laser 
at Vuxo and knocked him back. Vuxo grabbed an arm of a statue and swung 
back and kicked Weegee in the face. Then Vuxo said "Keep your eyes on 
the prize, asshole". Weegee got mad and fired multiple lasers at Vuxo. 
But Vuxo blocked them all with one hand and said "And Creator thought 
this was a fair match-up"? Then Vuxo shot an eye laser that blasted 
Weegee out of his castle.
Vuxo walked out 
after Weegee and said "Perhaps you could be of use to me". Then Vuxo's 
eyes turned black as night as he said "Join me or die". Weegee's eyes 
began to turn black, but he fought it off and said "No, you will join me
 or die". Vuxo just looked at Weegee and laughed at him. "You can't 
corrupt me fool". said Vuxo. Then Vuxo blasted Weegee back into the 
castle. Weegee got back up and said "We will destroy you".
Then the Weegee army
 appeared and surrounded Vuxo. Vuxo looked around and said "300 trillion
 of you and 1 of me". "This should be fun". 500 of the Weegees all 
jumped towards Vuxo. But Vuxo spun around and kicked them all out of his
 way. "Gotta try better than that". said Vuxo. Then he blasted an eye 
laser the size of a building and destroyed about a quarter of the army. 
Then Weegee commanded the rest of the army back and said "I will destroy
 this fool myself".
Weegee summoned the 
rest of Youtube Poop and said "We will crush you hedgehog". Then Vuxo 
closed his eyes and turned into ultra form. "I don't care if you have 
all the power in the universe". "I will crush you, your army, your 
comrades, and your existence". said Vuxo. Vuxo blasted about 100 million
 lasers from one of his hands and blasted all of the YouTube Poop 
characters to pieces except Weegee. Weegee was hurt and barely could 
hang on.
Weegee entered his 
super state and said "I will be your new God". Vuxo entered Deathbringer
 form and said "And I will be your new Godslayer". They both fired 
massive lasers at each other. They were in a deadlock and couldn't 
overpower the other. Then Vuxo said "Hmph". "You're pretty good". Then 
Vuxo began to overpower Weegee as he entered Ultimate Deathbrimnger 
form. "This is the power I hold over your head, foolish creature". said 
Vuxo in a demonic tone.
Vuxo used his 
Psychic Flare and blasted Weegee, then Vuxo blasted Weegee in half with a
 laser. Then Vuxo made a deathball appear in the sky and said "This will
 be the end for you, Weegee". Weegee stared at Vuxo and said "How do you
 know my name"? Then Vuxo laughed and said "I see all timelines and all 
times that are in them". "I've seen you since the day you were created".
 Then Vuxo entered Legendary Deathbringer form and said "It is time for 
you to meet your end".
Weegee called the 
rest of the army and hid while his energy started to recover. The Weegee
 army attacked Vuxo with furious attacks and lasers, but Vuxo soon 
destroyed the entire army and said "C'mon Weegee, be a man and face me 
yourself". Then Weegee entered his God form and said "Your resistance is
 futile". Then Weegee blasted Vuxo with countless lasers and was pushing
 Vuxo back. Vuxo fought against the beams and began to work his way 
through them.
Vuxo used his 
Electric Lance to phase out of reality and appeared behind Weegee. Then 
Vuxo impaled Weegee from behind with the Flare Blade and kicked him 
through the planet. Then Vuxo teleported into the air and said "You 
didn't come from Mobius". "I can destroy Mobius and re-create it". Then 
Vuxo turned Creator form and made a massive deathball appear in the sky 
above Mobius. "Minus you". said Vuxo as he sent the deathball down at 
Weegee.
Weegee used the last
 of his power to call for help. <Weegee called for help> <But 
no one came> Then Weegee used one last attempt he used the Weegee 
Virus on the deathball, causing it to join his side. Weegee sent the 
deathball back at Vuxo. Vuxo caught the deathball and it exploded on 
him. Vuxo looked injured and landed back on the ground next to Weegee. 
Then Vuxo said "You've done well by making it this far". "but your luck 
ends here". Then Vuxo summoned all of his weapons and said "Prepare 
yourself for death".
Weegee used the 
Weegee Virus on Vuxo. Vuxo froze in mid-step and began acting strange. 
"What the hell are you doing"? asked Vuxo. Then Vuxo looked on at Weegee
 and said "If you... think that your... puny mind control... will stop 
me... then you have... another thing coming... asshole". Then Weegee 
said "You have lost". Vuxo then laughed and said "No... it's not... 
over... yet". Then Vuxo began to glow with otherworldy energy. Weegee's 
grip began to loosen on Vuxo.
Then Vuxo's 
otherworldy glow faded and he blasted Weegee with a laser. Weegee was 
stunned and Vuxo regained control of his weapons. Vuxo used his Flare 
Blade and used Falcon's Crest, which knocked Weegee into the air. Then 
Vuxo used Star Storm and caused countless stars to rain down on Weegee. 
Weegee was blasted back to the ground. Vuxo rushed over and uppercutted 
Weegee with the Omega Punch and the entire dimension shook as Weegee 
flew into the air.
Vuxo unsummoned all 
of his weapons and then summoned the Sword of Infinity. He turned it 
into the Blade of Infinity and then it's blade turned bright white. Then
 Vuxo stepped back as Weegee fell back down and was injured. Vuxo 
grabbed Weegee by the throat and said "I... am... undefeated". Then Vuxo
 threw Weegee into the air and made multiple clones of himself, all in 
Creator form. They all summoned Blades of Infinity and each held one in 
each hand. Then they all teleported around Weegee in a circle in the air
 as he was falling down.
Then the original 
Vuxo appeared above Weegee and yelled "ALRIGHT"! "FINAL CROSS"! Then all
 the Vuxos jumped back and forth, slashing Weegee every which way. They 
kept slashing for a grand total of 999,999 hits. Then, as the clones 
disapeered, the original Vuxo slashed downwards through Weegee as a 
bright light enveloped him. When the light cleared, Weegee was a 
skeleton on the ground. Then Vuxo turned the skeleton to ash and sent 
the ashes to another dimension. Which he then blew up.
KO!
Reasoning:
While the Weegee 
Army and Virus are indeed powerful, Weegee has NEVER faced an enemy with
 the same amount of power as Vuxo. Every, single enemy Weegee has fought
 has been either as strong as him or weaker. Now I know there's 
something called the Ultimate Meme Destroyer, but even if it appeared, 
it would only kill Weegee. (Which is why I kept the UMD out of the 
fight)
Weegee's strongest 
opponent before Vuxo was probably Goku. And to be honest, Goku would get
 CRUSHED by Vuxo with EASE. (SSGSS form would barely hurt normal Vuxo)
How did Vuxo resist 
the virus? Vuxo is immune to ALL variants of mind control. Plus he's 
STRONGER in his mind then Weegee is. Vuxo would've corrupted Weegee 
before Weegee would've corrupted Vuxo.
So yeah, I think Vuxo wins this match with relative ease.
Weegee gave it a good try.
But, someone had to die.
The Winner Is:
Vuxo
==NEXT TIME==
It's gonna be...
TOPH
VS
EDEN!
GEOKINETIC BATTLE!
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