Annoying Orange: It Takes Two to Mango/Transcript

(The theme music plays as Orange sticks out his tongue) Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya.
(Daneboe places Mango in the counter)
Mango: Whoa, nice and easy, now!.
Orange: Whoa! Hey, Big Pickle! Big Pickle! Hey!
Mango: Uh...Big pickle, is there a big pickle here?
Orange: Hello? Over here! Big Pickle!
Mango: (Looking around) Big Pickle, where are you at?
Orange: I'm talking to you, Jarhead! (Laughs)
Mango: Oh, well, I'm not a pickle. I'm...
Orange: Jabba the Hut?
Mango: Uh, more like Mango the Mango, but...
Orange: What? I thought it took two to mango! (Laughs)
Mango: No, that's a dance. And as you can see, I don't have legs.
(The scene cuts to Orange rocking side to side)
Orange: Hey! Hey, Jabba! Check it out!
Mango: Okay, I told you, that's not my...
(Orange starts humming)
Mango: Wha... What are you doing?
Orange: Duh. I'm doing the Mango.
Mango: Oh, seriously? What is wrong with you?
Orange: (Singing to the tune of the "Fanta" jingle) Don't you wanta wanta Mango? Don't you wanta wanta Mango?
Mango: Oh, come on! I'm not a freakin' soft drink!
Orange: No, but you do look like you're gonna pop. (Laughs)
Mango: (growls angrily)
Orange: Hey, Jabba! Can you curl your toungue and make trumpet sounds?
Mango: What?
Orange: Like this! (makes "trumpet" sounds)
Mango: That doesn't even sound like a trumpet!
Orange: (still making "trumpet" sounds)
Mango: Stop it!
Orange: (still making "trumpet" sounds)
Mango: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!
Orange: (laughing)
Mango: (growls) Okay, buddy! Time out!
Orange: Time out? What's that?
Mango: We need to talk about...
Orange: Walruses?
Mango: No. It's time to talk about the game of life! See...
Orange: (imitates buzzer) This game sucks! Let's play something else. (Laughing)
Mango: Orange! I know what you're doing. You're using humor to keep others from getting close.
Orange: That's not true.
Mango: Sure it is. After all, the carnage you've seen, it's only natural. It's hard meeting people, but not nearly as hard as watching them go.
Orange: (angry) Stop it, Mango. You're making my eyes juicy.
Mango: Oh, let it go, Orange. Just let it go.
Orange: Hmm...
(Emotional music starts playing and flashbacks appear from earlier episodes. It shows the deaths of Apple, Pineapple, Cabbage, Cheddar Cheese, Oyster, Cucumber and Walnut)
Orange: (sighs) Good times.
Mango: Let it go, Orange. Just let it go.
Orange: Thanks a bunch, Mango.
Mango: Well, I am a life coach.
(Both laugh)
Mango: No really, I am. So you know, if you got any friends that might need some help.
Orange: Ooh, I know who you should talk to.
Mango: Who's that?
Ornage: Knife.
(Knife tries to cut Mango)
Mango: Ow!!
Orange: Oh, sorry about the heads-up. (Laughs)
(Knife saws Mango)
Mango: Stop it! STOP IT!
Orange: Oooh...
(Knife starts hitting mango à la chopping)
Mango: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Orange: I knew you guys would hit it off. (Laughs)
(While knife still saws the mango, other arm's thumb sticks Mango to his right eye, gouging it out)
Orange: (groans in disgust) Talk about an eyeful.
(The knife goes away)
Mango: Oh man, that's gonna leave a mark.
Orange: Oh-ho...
(Knife starts sawing him again and this time other arm sticks fork to his right eye)
Mango: Oww! Oww!
Orange: Wuh-oh, looks like you're gonna have to fork it over. (Laughs)
Mango: (To knife) You idiot! That's not how you cut a mango.
(Knife goes away again)
Orange: Way to go, Mango. You're winning.
Mango: That's because it's a new day in the kitchen, Orange. Trust me. (Laughs maniacally and screams when Knife cuts his face off)
(Ending card rolls in)
Orange: (during the credits) Oh, poor Mango. But at least he looks pieceful. (Laughs) (The end credits fades out.)
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