Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 41

full|center|600pxThe 41st installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Greek poet, Homer, against Itailian poet, Dante Alighieri. It was released September 26th, 2013. 
==Cast==
Mat4yo as Homer
Jacob S. as Dante Alighieri
==Lyrics==
===Homer:===
Allow the greatest ancient poet to dish out a diss soup,
You're about to feel a pain worse than the wrath of Zeus!
And with one fell swoop I'll let my inner beast loose,
Then reduce this douche until he begs for a truce!
Literature became bitter when you Babylonn-ed around,
Just face the facts, bitch, you're of lower status than the ground!
And you're standing in front of the shaper of language, so kneel!
It seems that writing good poems is your Achilles' Heel!
===Dante Alighieri:===
Brutto figlio de puttana, bastardo!
FIghting against this meek, Greek, geek? Che cazzo?
While you're a crusty little poet writing about Odysseus, I'm,
Spitting fire like an Inferno so hot the Devil May Cry!
I'm sending people into laughing fits!
You just wrote about a stupid war, and one of the soldiers in it!
Sure, you practically compose stories longer than the Bible,
But I'm not sure if "Epic" is the appropriate title!
===Homer:===
So your works' a comedy? Well, shit, I hadn't noticed!
Go and get exiled again or kill yourself in protest!
It makes me sick that this dick think that he's the better author,
You didn't wear a Trojan, so you're the Italian language's father!
===Dante Alighieri:===
Just face it, Homer! I'm going to beat your ass,
So bad you'll never bore another history class!
Or should I refer to you as "Random Man Hungry For Fame",
'Cause not a soul knows if Homer was even actually your name!
===Homer:===
I hope you go straight through every layer of Hell,
Then you'll finally see your story won't end well!
You're weak, fool, just listen to what the crowd says!
I'm a waterfall of knowledge, and you're nothing but a fountain!
===Dante Alighieri:===
I'll keep this short and sweet like your little bitch meat,
You winning? Dolce Stil No, get up and retreat!
I'm the Supreme Poet, cad, and you're naught but shit,
Now I suggest you surrender, and hastily split!
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Who Won?
Homer
Dante Alighieri
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