Duke Onkled

==Biography==
Duke Onkled was once a close acquaintance of King Harkinian, who once helped him in various ways, aiding the duke for a whole month,King Harkinian Aids Duke Onkled trying to help him acquire a sexual partner,King Harkinian Attempts to Secure a Sexual Partner for Duke Onkled and even asking his daughter Zelda to make dinner for him.King Harkinian Makes Dinner Their friendship began to falter when Duke Onkled held The King captive for a month and tried to force The King to have sex with him. Fat Mario and Gay Luigi rescued The King, who punished Duke Onkled by ordering his servant Fari to shit on him.The Twisted Sex Games of Duke Onkled
Duke Onkled suffered for his actions again when The King came to his home for dinner; when the duke offered The King spaghetti, The King responded by having him detained by Fari.King Harkinian and Gwonam go Fishing Duke Onkled then came under attack by Ganon, and The King's attempt to aid him failed due to a scheme by Fat Mario and Gay Luigi.Weegee becomes king....well tries to Duke Onkled ultimately found himself in captivity along with The King, who Ganon planned to eat for dinner. Unfortunately for Duke Onkled, The King, now caring little for his friend's predicament, convinced Ganon to eat the duke's penis instead.King Harkinian uses all his Wit and Cunning to Escape from Ganon
For a while, Duke Onkled was still accepted by The King, who allowed the duke to attend a feast on his ship in Hell,Over Nine Thousand Toasters: Spaghetti (Part 1 of 3) but Duke Onkled later made things even worse for himself by trying to rape Zelda while The King was away. The King, however, returned just in time and had the duke sent to prison. However, Ganon had seized the prison, so Gwonam had the duke imprisoned at Fari's house instead.King Harkinian Somewhat Redeems Himself
The duke was later incarcerated in a real prison, but was eventually released, along with a multitide of other inmates, by some evil birds. He ended up in the Mushroom KingdomDinner heroes 2 part 1: The birds strike back and was confronted by Zelda inside Mushroom Castle, but he secured his freedom by informing her of the birds' secret weapon.Dinner heroes 2 part 2: King of Rock
==Personal Life==
Duke Onkled is a resident of Gamelon,Hyrule Dating Videos Part 2 pays taxes to King Harkinian,The Return and sometimes hangs around at Hyrule Castle.The Price Is Not Right Link has called Duke Onkled a "cock-sucker", a suspicion that was proven when the duke asked The King for oral sex. However, since the duke has also tried to have sex with Zelda, he is apparently bisexual rather than homosexual, even though he considers himself gay. He also owns Duke Onkled's Diner.Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's Restaurant So He Can Earn Enough Money to Buy a Playstation 3
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