SpongeBob SquarePants: The Podcast (Lost Media)

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Podcast is a lost SpongeBob side media. It has had 7 episodes and been casted in an unspecified radio in Bashkortostan from 2006 to 2007. It's considered lost media, since the entire podcast has never been found; there are only singular clips of it on the radio and witness descriptions, the longest one being 2 hours long.
== Production ==
According to anonymous sources, the podcast was written in late 2005. It was originally intended to have 26 episodes of two seasons.
== Reception ==
As stated before, the podcast was planned to have 26 episodes. Out of those only 7 aired before it was taken down due to dogshit audience reception and copyright issues with the Bashkir and Russian government, who really hated SpongeBob.
== Episodes ==
Title 	No. 	Air date or speculations 	Plot 	Sources
A Sandy Call 	1 	early 2006, likely February	Sandy gives SpongeBob a call, claiming Mr. Krabs is dead. SpongeBob doesn't believe her and goes to Mr. Krabs' house to prove it. He calls Sandy from Mr. Krabs' phone and wakes Mr. Krabs up. This was supposed to be a lesson that faking someone's death isn't a good thing to do.	Audio recording
- 	2 	- 	Not much is known about this episode, aside from the fact that it featured very bad audio quality - the recording was almost completely incomprehensible, despite being a 256kbps file. 	Audio recording
Salawat Yulaev visits SpongeBob 	3 	26 June 2006 	This episode, as the title implies, had the Bashkir national hero Salwat Yulaev visit SpongeBob and Patrick. It is not clear what exactly happened during his visit. This was likely aired to fend off the Bashkir government claiming this show to be "low quality propaganda". 	Witness descriptions
When the ??? is ??? 	3 	- 	The recording provided was only of the title card and we have not seen anyone describe any parts of the story. 	Audio Recording
SpongeBob Visits Funk Land 	4 	September 2006 	SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs set up a new Kraby Patty store in a place called Funk Land, which is inhabited by many famous funk musicians. They then sell Kraby Patties to [SECTION REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.] 	Audio recording
Patrick, What's That Mess? 	5 	November 2006 	Patrick's house turns out to be a thick shell with concrete inside it. SpongeBob accidentally pops it, making concrete spill next to Patrick's house. The two quickly clean it up and patch the hole. 	Witness descriptions
- 	6 	January 2007 	The episode is rumored to have aired too late at night for anyone to record or remember it. 	None
The USSR Is Here, What Will We Do?!	7 	February 2007 	This episode got the show taken down off Bashkir radio. It lasted for two hours, significantly longer than the previous, 10-15 minute episodes and had the USSR come back to power via necromancy.
An unnamed magician spilled a potion over Lenin's corpse and left a magick guide next to him. The moment the Communist leader woke up, he began reading the book and after a day he committed an act of mass reanimation of dead Soviet troops and mind control of alive Russian army soldiers. They launched an invasion on the U.S. and one battalion has found itself in a submarine attacking Bikini Bottom.
Bikini Bottom had its strongest men attack the submarine directly. When that plan failed, they decided to let it enter the city without much fanfare and then let out sulfuric acid through a small hole in a door. The invasion on Bikini Bottom was, for now, stopped. 
This was likely the start to a long war arc, but Russian authorities ordered an immediate halt of airing the podcast and sent out agents to destroy all copies of it. This episode is the only one that had its audio retained - likely because the moment our recording provider (who we will not name for anonymity's sake) heard the title card, it made him rather confounded and interested.	Audio recording + Russian government official statements
Unknown 	8-26	not aired 	These were the episodes that had writing work done but weren't aired. 	Anonymous reporter who worked on the podcast
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