Transcript:Horrid Henry Tricks and Treats

(Owl hoots on neighbours' roof. Thunder lights. Shows Henry's window doing something)
Horrid Henry: (takes everything he needs from the chest) Water pistol, flour, eggs, shaving foam, stinkbombs, toilet paper. Everything I need to encourage people to be generous. Because after all, tonight is... Halloweeeeeen! (laughs evilly)
(Title card shows)
Mum: Henry! You haven't forgotten you're taking Peter trick-or-treating, have you?
(Henry realises, turns around, then screams. Scene shows Peter dressed as a bunny)
Perfect Peter: (runs to Henry) I'm going to bounce up to people and yell 'Boo!' to scare them. (laughs)
Horrid Henry: (pulls Peter into the toilet) No way!
(Scene shows Henry and Peter in the toilet)
Horrid Henry: You know, with a little bit of effort, you can look really scary. (puts Peter on the top of the chair)
Perfect Peter: Ummm... uh, you won't cut too much off, will you?
Horrid Henry: Of course not! You can open your eyes now.
Perfect Peter: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! It looks horrible!!
Horrid Henry: Yeah! Great, isn't it?
Mum: (comes in and gasps) AAAH! Peter!
Horrid Henry: See, told you you'd look scary.
Mum: HOW COULD YOU BE SO HORRID, HENRY?!!? That's it!! (points to Henry's room to know that Henry's going there) Go to your room and stay there! There'll be no trick-or-treating for you tonight!
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIR!!!!
(Scene shows the hallway while Peter cries)
Horrid Henry: (puts a Killer Boy Rats poster on the front of Peter) See, Peter does look cool!
(Mum takes the Killer Boy Rats poster from him while Peter cries)
Mum: Henry, you are not going out this evening.
Perfect Peter: (tearfully) I don't like my hair!!!
(Henry growls)
Mum: Stop it, Henry! I think you've upset Peter enough. Come on, Peter.
Perfect Peter: (cries) Ooh, okay. Bye.
Horrid Henry: But you can't do this to me! It's... it's like... banning Santa Claus from Christmas!
(Scene then shows Henry's room)
Horrid Henry: Mum and Dad are always complaining that I'm not nice to the worm. But when I try to improve his image, see what happened! (sighs) No Halloween! How unfair is that? (doorbell rings, everyone else says 'Trick or Treat!' twice) Great! Everyone else gets treats and they get to play tricks. Tricks! EUREKA! THAT'S IT! (gets out of bed) You're allowed to play tricks on Halloween. (dresses up as the Dark Avenger) Mum said Henry couldn't go out, but I'm not Henry anymore. I am the Dark Avenger! (laughs)
Dad: (watches TV, but music plays in Henry's room) Henry! Henry! Turn the music down! (opens the bedroom door) Henry! Turn the... (looks shocked as he sees Henry listening to music, then turns off the music and sighs) I can't hear the telly. If you want to listen to music, use your headphones. And don't make me come up here again. (leaves and closes the door)
Horrid Henry: Yes! See, now he won't come up here unless I make a noise. Operation Halloween is a go!
(While Henry tries to go outside, the doorbell rings. He stops and gets shocked, then Dad opens the door)
Rude Ralph: Trick or treat!
Dad: (takes out a treat from the bag) There you go.
Rude Ralph: A satsuma? Give me a real treat, or I'll paint a big X on your door!
Dad: Will you?
Rude Ralph: Yeah, it was Henry's idea.
Dad: Naturally. In that case, I think I will find you some treats. (gives a jar of sweets to Rude Ralph) Here. You can help yourself.
Rude Ralph: (takes a handful of sweets and puts it in his bag) That's more like it.
Horrid Henry: How could he give away my sweets?
(Dad closes the door, Henry takes a handful of sweets from the jar, leaves the house, takes the top of the pumpkin, then blows the candle from it which makes its candle go out)
Horrid Henry: Halloween, here comes Henry!
Gorgeous Gurinder: Susan's costume looks like a Christmas tree. And those heels made her wobble.
Lazy Linda: But Mrs Taylor gave me some toffee. I don't like toffee. Want to swap?
(Dark Avenger sounds like a ghost, but Gurinder and Linda look surprised)
Lazy Linda: (gasps) What was that?
(werewolf face pops up from the bush, then Gurinder and Linda gasp)
Gorgeous Gurinder: Ralph, is that you?
Horrid Henry: (in Dark Avenger voice) I am the Dark Avenger. (laughs evilly)
Lazy Linda: Go away! We know it's a trick, and...
(werewolf hand appears, Gurinder and Linda screams, then runs away)
(Henry picks up Gurinder and Linda's bag of sweets)
Horrid Henry: Finders keepers! The Dark Avenger's Night of Terror has begun! (laughs)
Greedy Graham: At least a box of raisins, I say we eat toilet paper.
Anxious Andrew: Oh, do we think we should?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Andrew: (pointing at the werewolf face) AAAAAAHHHHH!
Horrid Henry: (in Dark Avenger voice) I am the Dark Avenger! (laughs evilly)
Anxious Andrew: That's not a real monster... is it?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: (in Dark Avenger voice) Give me all your treats, or you will drown!
Greedy Graham: No way! They're mine!
(Henry sprays water at Graham)
Anxious Andrew: I don't wanna drown!!!
(Henry sprays water at Andrew. They all scream and run away. Henry picks up Graham's, Andrew's, and Bert's bag of sweets and finds toilet paper in one of the bags of sweets)
Horrid Henry: Ah, a bonus!
(Weepy William sees the werewolf face and looks shocked; Henry growls in the Dark Avenger voice at him making him scream. Thunder lights while he collects bags of sweets. Thunder lights again, but this time, he steps on the pumpkin, again, laughs evilly and one last time, Tidy Ted, Spotless Sam, and Sour Susan scream)
(Henry throws pumpkins at Aerobic Al and Moody Margaret while he laughs evilly, making them run, then Margaret gets splatted by one of the pumpkins)
Moody Margaret: Ah! Somebody's going to pay for this!
TV: There are no monsters. No! NO!
(All chant: Henry! Dad gets shocked, the doorbell rings, Dad opens the door and once again, is shocked to see all of the children standing at his front door)
Moody Margaret: Someone is playing tricks and taking our treats and we think it's Henry.
Greedy Graham: He's ruining our Halloween!
Singing Soraya: We want you to stop him!
(all together) Yeah!
Dad: Sorry, Henry's being punished. He's been in his room all evening.
Moody Margaret: How do you know he didn't sneak out?
Dad: Hmmm, wait here.
Weepy William: Punished on Halloween? That's not very nice... (cries)
Dad: Henry? Henry? (opens Henry's bedroom door and sees the dummy Henry, then smiles) Henry's in his room. He hasn't been out all night.
Anxious Andrew: Oh no. There really is a Dark Avenger!
All (except Margaret) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Moody Margaret: I don't care what he says. It's got to be Henry.
(Margaret leaves. Dad comes in the house but later sees an X on the door. He gags and scoops some of the paint off the X with his finger, then closes the front door)
Horrid Henry: (picks up the bags of sweets that the children left) Now, for the most dangerous challenge of all: Moody Margaret! (Margaret sees the werewolf face while she walks) (in Dark Avenger voice) I am the Dark Avenger!
Moody Margaret: Listen, you stupid horrible putty pig. You can fool your dad, but you can't fool me. I'm going to get you, Henry, and take you to your dad, and you'll be in real trouble. I can see you, Henry. Might as well come down, you can't go anywhere. Come down, or I'll drag you down. (Henry takes Margaret's bag of sweets) Ha! You thought you can scare me with this? Pathetic! (punches the werewolf face off the staff, but then, sees Henry taking her sweets, then gets shocked) MY TREATS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU HENRY!!!!!!
Mum: Henry? (knocks on the bedroom door) Henry? Are you in there? Henry? (Henry opens his bedroom door) Have you been in your room all night?
Horrid Henry: Yes. Ask Dad if you don't believe me.
Mum: Good, that's good.
Perfect Peter: (gives Henry his bag of sweets) Here you are, Henry.
Horrid Henry: Oh, thanks, Peter. (throws the bag of sweets on his bed with the other sweets he took) Operation Halloween, over and out.
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