Scrooged starring Master Xandred and Friends

2012 after the apocalypse...
Master Xandred: Well, now. Seems that our friend Starscream perished in the apocalypse! Hahahaha!
Megatron: Yes, and we shall... eh?
Overlord: What is it, Megatron?
Megatron: LOOK!
All the villains gasp at a hearse carrying a coffin in white.
Lotso: Maybe you are seeing things that are not appropiate.
Master Xandred: Let's all go.
As the villains go for their house, a face appears on the door in the shape of a lamp. It screams.
Pennywise: What is this?!
Countess Dracula: We shall see.
Inside the house...
Count Dregon: Megatron, you and Team Krulos check the living room.
Megatron: Yes, Dregon!
Count Dregon: Umbra, you and Team Tybalt check the kitchen and laundry.
Umbra: I will.
Count Dregon: The rest of you, split up.
Krulos: There's nothing there!
Umbra: I've had enough, Count Dregon. We are going upstairs!
Tybalt: Yeah! We have to go upstairs!
Upstairs... in the bedroom...
Count Olaf: I really do hate Christmas...
Master Xandred: Shhh!
KOMPLEX, in the Evil Queen's magic mirror, comes to the room.
KOMPLEX: What is it you wish?
Master Xandred: I wish that...! Oh! What is that noise!
Queen Beryl: It's like "something" is coming our way!
A bright light appeared, and along came the ghost of Optimus Prime's most heroic lawyer, Lampy.
Pete: What do you want from us?
Lampy: Ha! Much!
Master Xandred: Tell me now, Lampy, we killed you, remember?
Lampy: Yes, seven years ago.
Master Xandred: Mind your own business!
Lampy: True. It's the mankind I love that is my business at Christmastime.
Chairface Chippendale: And those chains you wear...
Lampy: There's not enough time to explain...! Hear me! My time is nearly past! I am here to warn you about a triplet of spirits in order to change all your ways.
Master Xandred: Don't leave us!
Lampy: Remember what has passed betDween us...
Master Xandred: No!!!!!! Don't leave me!
The next day...
Megatron: Ah... quarter past... nothing's wrong...
However, light came from the curtains in the form of Blanky.
Blanky: I am your previous Christmasses.
Master Xandred: You can take us to our past?
Blanky: Yes.
Later, after a tour of the past...
Master Xandred: Haunt us no longer!
Grimlord: I'll prepare a midnight feast.
Grimlord sees a light coming from the kitchen room.
Grimlord: Vnejix! Look!
Venjix: Huh! Could it be Kirby?
Indeed. Venjix is rigjht! It's the Autobots' favourite vacuum cleaner, Kirby!
Kirby: I am your Christmas from now on.
Dark Surfer: A tour of the present would do.
Later, after a tour of the present...
Kirby: Look! Beneath my robe are two children you fear this Christmas!
Master Xandred and villains: Have they no shelters? No charities to help-
Kirby: Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
A long-dead Radio comes to life as protector of the future of Christmas.
Radio: ...
Master Xandred: You are the future of Christmas!
Dr. Blowhole: Take us a tour of the future...
Later, after a tour of the future...
The Radio takes them to their gravestones
Master Xandred: No!!!!!!!! We are not the villains we were!
All: Why show us this if we are past all hope?
Kang the Conqueror: Please, spirit, help me!
After they wake up...
Master Xandred: What a nightmare!
Megatron: We've changed our error of ways! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
KOMPLEX: You are free to go!
Master Xandred: Merry Christmas, KOMPLEX. I'll miss you.
The mountains of the Spiral Zone filled with snow.
And they all lived happilly ever after.
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