Question's Writing for English 1 (toats real ;)

So my teacher said we had to write on a website that we love so I hope I get an A+. Now this has become a joint effort with FourFlames.
== Story One The real birth of Clay ==
An egg wiggled and floated around the Jade cavey thing. Krestal screamed like a pyerdactal and exploded and webs spun on the ground like a boss. all the sudden the egg exploded and a dragonet fell on the ground he was rainbow and very pretty...Wait... sorry wrong tribe... The egg explodded and a large skyscraper large MudWing landed on the grond and was pretty he melted DUne's. Webs was all like "I say I'll call this dragonet Clay because he is red like clay" he said his head floating off into space "WOAH" said Dune "I'm missing a foot and that make me evil" suddenly clay sat on the nest of baby dragonets and killed them all. And that is how Clay saved the world.
== Story two Tsunami explodes ==
Tsunami was the most amazing dragonet ever then she exploded and killed everyone in the world. and that is how tsunami saved the world'
== Story three How Glory killed all the IceWings ==
One day Glory exploded and saved all the world.
== Four Sunny's elf is on fire ==
Sunny floated in the sky and shot a lazer and morrowseer melting him till he wasn't melted. then she sar on some ants and made them explode and everyone knows that if one ant hill explodes it causes a chain reaction that makes the world explode. Sunny had doomed the world and needed to save it so she waddled to her father and said "father I killed and ant nezt what should do" her dad podered this and said "I don't have a clue now go set yourelf on fire" he said exploding. so sunny set her elf on fire "BURN ELF BUUUUURN" she screamed as she scraficed the elf to the Ant god. suddenly an ant the size of baby clay burst out of the ground and ate the elf. and that is how Sunny saved the world. THH END
== Story Five How Whirlpool Slurped a Noodle ==
Whirlpool sar at a table when all of sudden Queen Coral began pooping electric eels. he slurped up like noodles and then he exploded. and reformed flying off into space sneezing like a boss. his butt super sized and started glowing and then it turned into the sun and all the Sandwings worshipped him as a Sun God and he sat up there for eternity. well except one day he had to poop and giant eels flew at the earth and landed on everyone and they all electrocuted and died except for Whirly the Sun God.
== Story Six How Smolder Became a Coconut ==
one day in the sand kingdom it was snowing coconuts when suddenly the Christmas tree caught on fire so Queen Glacier turned into a comet and slapped the royal palace with her magical icy debris head. Everyone yelled hurray and self destructed. but then blaze turned ditzier and also blsiter's nostrils got stuck to a flagpole so smolder had to save both them. he shrinked and jumpd hmself inside a coconut that blew up and thats the end
== Story seven How Vermillion ate a Tree ==
santa was taking lunch break when suddenly the ceiling falld of and his cheeseburger floated into the sky, it zapted Queen Ruby and she blew up. and then vermileoon crashed throw the ceiling that was suddenly there agin. santa was so suurpise he vomit a pencil sharpener and the pencil sharpener reversed time. and vermilin got very hungry and ate a pencil out of the pencil sharpener but then the pencl sharpner rversed time even further so he havd a entiar tree in his stomach and roots grew out of his face and he got mad. so he put a big flowerpot on his head and flew away on a broomstick. but sense ihe couldnt see he crashed into a cliff and the dragonets sat on him thatss the end
== Story eight How Thorn Rode a Cupcake ==
glacier's coconut apocalypse finaly ended in the kindom of sand and so everyone was still blowing up and very happy. and on that day thorn was runing from stonemover when she fell into quicksand, she panicked but she knew what to do, she farted a tiny little egg and yelled at Dune for poking it and then started hopping up and down and she blasted out of the quicksand riding around on suny's egg. stonemover saw this and turned into a rainbow. then sunny hatched she was an angry cupcake and sixscllaws aperd in the dor "hey your child hetchd" "YES I DID" yelld sunne and threw a brick at sixclaws, then she and stonemover flew off into the sunset where a nuke went off
== Story nine How Umber made a Clock ==
a mudwing was bored, ovioulsy it was umber. doctor clay put him in a test tub and then erased his memory so he was a two year old and he saw a Seawing named tsiuunmi. he poked her and she got mad so he kept poking her bc thats wht u do, anyway then she hit him and he cried. and then sat on her said "img imm so she looks like a pie" until she deflated. he kept squashing her and then she turned into a clock. he put it in his mouth "eww this tstes bad" he said and rocketed to the moon doing a backflip bc he couldnt stand being on the same plantet. then he splatted on a crater and never was seen again that is the end of how Umber made a Clock.
== Story ten How Jambu became a balloon ==
jammbu swallwed a firewoork and tried to spit venom at the thingy stuck in his mouth but he exploded his head and it flew off. and his head became a balloon beczu thats how ballsons are made. it went pop and landed on his sister's head and Jambu's brain fell into the firework and he blew up a secnd time and saved the world from Glory the annoying thing
== Story elven how Squid Flew Into the Sun ==
One day suqidwas eating a grilled cheese then he broke out into song. "HISGH SCOOL Musicl IS THHH BET" he screeched. then he ate the rest of snadwhich like a boss. then he walked up to flame "hi flame hows ya todas" said squid "idek I'm sad that I never met my mommy" he screamed. squid poked him "its ok flamer I have a great relationship with my dad " he said. then flame cried and squidly felt bad so he waddled up and rammed flame into the lava because missing his parents made him evil. so he grew a handlebar mustache and he flew into the sun exploding the worlds.
== Story twelve How Morrowseer came to be ==
oncupon a time there wazs a big univer se that was empty but then a black hole arrived and morowseer flew out of it and that is how mrrowseer the moon god was born. he invetned tea and floatted arond on a hoverboard when whirlpolol got jealous he inflated and started fighting morrow. but Morrow had water balloons he pelted whirly with water balloons then whirly gave up and was attacked by nont other than ant god!!! morrow high fived theAnt God and theyflaot ed aoff to a trampoline park so they could use the bathroom in peace. that is the magical end.
== Story thirteen How the great Battlewinner was defeated ==
one day a flyi g cow h landed on a meado made ofblakc things then the meadow grew a head and Starfligth sat up. dhe was a dragn and was not happy he tried to eat the cow on his back. but ig randomly hovered away. starflight ran back twards the co w and chased it over a fork he stabbed his hand and screamed and the cow defeated him by blinking ice beams at him. starflight got frozen and queen battlewinnr laughd at him but then the Cow froze her too. The ems
== Story thirteen Blaze's pet mushroom ==
blaze pated her pet mushroom on the head "oh yes you love rubies don't you" the mushroom grew a mouth and licked her. suddendly burn ran into the room and ate blaze's mushroom "vipers three two one" she yellad and then dragonbite vipers blasted all over the room and blaze went sailng out the window. she landed in the rainforest where tricycles were growign out of the trees, Kinkajou flipped out and started riding one all over the rainforest she even ran over blaze and all hope seemded lost. but nthen a saxophone lande d next to blaze she picked up and blew it, happy pet mushrooms flew all over the world. she picked one up and said "i think youlll prefer sapphires wont you" she put some sparkles on it and flew away. exept Glory dropped out of a tree "NOT SO FAST" a hurricane somehow appeared and everyone turned into grass. t hen blaze's mushroom crushed her
== story fourteen Mastermind discovers the water cycle ==
Mastermind put his face in the water fountain and splatted his eyes with jello acid "I have come to the theory that water corrodes" Then everything in the universe evaporated
== story fifteen Grandeur goes rainbow ==
grandeur summoned a unicorn to stop the builading from flying into a prtal, but she fell into the ground and Winter avenged her by throwing the alphabet at a nothingness and everyone died. then after that they turned into coal and were eaten by cars
== story Sixteen Ant God finds love ==
one day antt god was waddlin around and he saw queen glacier who wass non't a comet anymore and she was eating pasta. "OMG I SHALL MARRY YOU" he kissed the dragon then suddenly two kids poofed out of nowhere. all simulatensouly they said "hey mommy I like snow cones" queen glacier told them to "shut it shaniqua" so by t he power vested in annonyg children then bouncy balls rained from the sky and hit Glacier on the head "AAAAAAAAAGH" yelled Glacier. she started to get a headache "ANT KIDS ARE SO ANNOYING" "hehehehe" laughed alder and aldwyn evilly as they proseeded to scrible all over the palace walls with pink markers. before long the whole ice kingdom was bright highlahgrtr pink and there were scribbles everywhere, even on the royal pet narwhals
meanwhile in the fourth wall, the cover of winter turning had pink scribbles all over the cover and winter had crude drawings of a mustache. "MWAHAHAHAHA" yelled Glaciers kids then suddenly Ant God knew what he had to do. he screamed, and a glue stick fell from the sky and crushed an ant mound so then the world exploded. and they were rid of his kids forever the end
== story seventeen How Anemone made the world neon ==
"Imm an animus" said anemone while floatng her sister into the sky "hey do you like having fun" she said. before tsunami could answer tshe answered herself "yes yes you do" then she teleported both of thhem to the moon and turned it into a basketball. "wow itss so colorful" said tsunmai. then anemone summoned an orb and she touched it. it blew everything away with its color and Tsunami turned bright orange "WHAT WHY AM I NOT BLUE" she burned everything up in her anger so anemone made her bright blue. bananas rained from the atmosphere, purple ones. and then a big island full of skunks levitated up made the grass happy bright green and Anemone loved the world 
== Stoy seventeen How Clay farted ==
in book 1 clay ate a cow remember. he also ate some air. the cow went through his internal system and so did the air. you can probably see wher this is goingg. the cow went out his butt. so did the air. everyone passed out and clay dug to the core of the planenet and blew up. The end.
== Story eighteen How Queen Coral toppled a taco ==
One day Queen Coral went to a weight program but it wasnt a weight loss program it was a gain program because Mastermind was being a troll. he pranked Queen Coral and she grew to the size of Jupiter and sent a reign of doom down on Mastermind. then a hero was born it was Moonwatcher she flew out of the world and stuffed a book up Coral's butt. it sucked up all the words in the book and got super smart, her evil butt hovered over the world and shot Godzilla eggs all over a taco truck, anywsay th lasagna people never messed with her again because they were all torched and that is how Queen Coral toppled a taco.
== Story nineteen the Icewings invent jeans ==
once upon a time the iceWings got angry because their McDonalds was stolen. queen glacier tried to convince them it was extremely unhealthy but they wouldn't listen and they turned her into a burger and ate her. Then the Dark Lord of Chicken Nuggets soared over the Ice Kingdom and punished the IceWings for eating his people and so he turned their mouths into zippers and he stuck them to his pants so they never got to talk again. That is how jeans were invented.
== Story twenty The origin story of Ant God ==
One Day wads born an Ant it was the most beautiful ant in the kingdom so they named him sir Anthur. Anthur was a gentleman. one day Anthur walked into the king ant's throne room anthur said "Antgeorge the 17th I wish to duel with you for the kingdom of heaven do you accpect" then Antgeogre exploded and died. then Anthur proclaimed himslef Ant God then he changd his name to alendor THe EnD
== Story twenty-one Fruit Bat's Magical Cannon ==
fruit Bat found a fan. she put razors tazers and lasers on it "Wow so pretty" she announced so she turned it on and she zapped herself and screamed died and came back to life then she got annoyed. and gave the fan to Jambu for his birthday he loved to zap himself with it one time he used it for a disco party. sudnly he choked on a popcorn and died, he didn't come to life though casu he didnt die from the fan only from choking.. "WHY WHY"cried fruit thenthe ant God and Whirly came to the funeral and danced until everyone fell over and they all ate popcorns. "wow ur so ainsentsive" sad Jaambu risign from his grave, "popcorn kiled a man" and he cursed them all for a milln years to be zapped whenver they ate somthn The end.
== Story twenty-two How Commander Shark Ruined a Crayon ==
tsunami was screming to the anoynce of all and yellnd at Shark "Y U ATTACKY ME" shark had existenal cris. so Shark flew off. s bored sick and tired of killing dragons so he went to an Arts and Crafts place. he saw a kids table they were all having fun with crayons he remembered his terrible childhood and went on a rampage "YAAAAA" he pulled the walls open and the room flooded. completly washed away by a giant current and all the crayons bled into the water turned it rainbow. shark looked at it atnd said "mh I prefer markers" And that is how commander Shark ruined a crayon
== Story twenty-threae How Peril Flooded the World ==
peril satn o top of queen scarlet "BURN BURN MWAHAHAHA" "preil its ur tnur to do the disehs" clay yelled at her so she got off queen scarlet she was already dead anways. oeril saw her dead "o no clay I cant to the dishes Im monster" screamed at herself and flew away she jumped into the ocean and caused way too much evaporation. "I TOLD YOU THAT WATER CORRODES" yelled Mastermind as suddenly it rained and it didn't end for six million years. everyone drowned except the Seawings, at least they were happy. until whirlpool sucked everyone up in a UFO the end
== story twenty-five Crocodile gets Crocs ==
aftr laughin over yet anothr succesfsil day of evil scheming, crocodile thouht "wow it would be a great to jump in mud puddzle right now" but when she did stubbed her talon "OWWW" she ran off to get a bandaid. but Avalanche the bandaid dealer just threw shoes at her instead. "tshse good for oraler sckateing on mud" was their advise. so Crocodile put on the weird shoes they had holes in them "well that dosnt seen very helpful" she thought and she jumped into a mud puddle. she still got mud on her feet but she didn't stub her toe so "YAY" she exclaimed. "these rei nvcinble I will tryu lava now" she flopped into lava "wheeee" suddenly Morrow flopped in with her becaus he thougt there waser free oreos well ther wasnt'. at leas not until it straated to hailed Oreos and Crocodile got hit on the head, ansd she fell unconscious when she woke up there were unicorns staring at her. then a dollar bill slowly ripped itst ways out of Crocodile's stomach and she diedd.
== story twenty-six sharks ==
addax was twalking to ahte strre then it rained sharks "what the usjsjsjskaiwhshsj" Addax was bit by a swarm of Sharks and everything blew up the world the end
== stoey Twenty-seven I Live in Barranquila Colombia (notreally) ==
"i loave uuyou and I eat youar CHEETOS" yelled Mangrove at the entiera coutry of colombia. suddenly everything turned ito a cheeto he went crazy he ateacked a car and the peeson inside scremd their head off cus Mangrove was just seeing things again. obavvsoiuly colombai is not acheeto factry Magnrove ysoau silly. anyway he shrinked into a betle and fell off the world to think abot his actions he flotedd in space. in time he had a chilsd and it grew a giant alien RaiWing. flopted over Earth "WUT" everyone yelled then the International Space Center exploded and Magrove's kid burned down the whol country of Colombia
== Sotry twenty-four+five The amazing Anemone ==
ONe day ASnemon waddled into Ant God's layer and said " Ant god you have screame dmy people enough" as pineapples shot out of her eyes. an dthen Ant God was al like "but asneme I'm ant king an dI nneed cto rule. then they grapled and Ant God became a pillow so anemone saved the day and took a nap at thisame tiem
== Story thirty one How the Vengeance Stole Christmas (A Xmas Special) ==
Vengeabce sat pondering in his lava grave of eternity "ugh the Rainwings are celebrating snow and lights and glass oraments" he rapped his finger on a bunch of laba they burned off "I must find a way to ruin their hapiness cuz they ruined my life" tehn he floated out of the lava like a boss and he came up with an idea "time to put on santa hat and make fake reinder, then I'll fool those fols" he grabbed a piece of incinerated stuff and stuck it to his hed "i look exactly like santa, with this dead stuf no on will guess my surprise" then in a disco montage he found a couple cows he stuck tres to their haeds. "time for santa night" he said to no one in particlar an made the cows fly. and tossed ashes at evedyone plus e spent all night slithering around to derpy music steling everyone's houses and eating all the flowers in the rainmforst then he went home and put a talon to his er but all the rainwings were sitting in a circle singing a weird language that pronbdbaly didn't even exist "NO I DIDNT RUIN CHRISTMAS" he yelled bt then he realized Christmas was about. IT WAS ABOUT SINGING SOPANO. So he sta in the circle with the Rainwigs and started screeching very loud. Then his heart grew ten sizes and it ripped out of his chest. All te rainwings screamed and flew away and he died from blood loss. And that is how vengeance stoled chrismas
== Story thirty two The New Year special ==
one day there was a NightWing egg it was very pretty and shiny. so whirlpool rolled over to cause ya know he lived I mean eels can kill dragons? anyway new year was upon them so it was Whirlpools job to find a egg to throw from the skyscrapper so it exploded. so he picked up the shinny egg and flew to teh top of teh skyscrapper and said "LIste well all you this child shall indeedly grow up with beuty and grace. but on her sixteenth birthday she prick her finger and a spinning whel and DIE" the glory was all like "nuh huh you can not go chucking babeis off roofrops whirl you know you'll go into a spazz attack" but he didn't listen and chucked the egg off the buildig then he went a murderous rampage and killed everyone except (somehow) teh five dragonets. the egg explodded on whirlpool and then he ate pineapples and died. then trumpets exploded and twas the new year. ad that is my new years clebration and shall bring forth many traditions for this. love question
== story I've lost track, A note from Question ==
dear readers it has come to my attention that Pinapples is under copyright of the dole corporation I thought dloe would be bro about this but Dole is not bro I'm sorry for the incomvenoce. also I'm eating cottage cheese and its very good thank you.
== Story terTy four Toasters ==
the moons crushed Pyrrhia so all the animusess teleported to a planet shaped like a toaster to esacpe. then seven years later they realized that the world had ixploded while they had been suntanning in the toster so they sat there and shrugged "well at least we are sitting under a bomb, I mean what the heck it would never hurt us" they patted their pet bomb then the big bang happened and that is how earthexistss billions o years later
== stoey thirty five Darkstalker invents FaceTime ==
Dakstalker sat in a corner doing an dance bcaus it was his dream to be a black hole and all. his friend patted him "keep dreaming Harold" "MY NAME IS NOT HEROLD" then he started turning fluffy "WATS HAPPENING TO ME" "I think ur turning into a person named Harold" Well Darkstalkers friend was right, he was turning into a guy named harold and he was clearly improving in intelligence so that says a lot about peopl named herold "look everyone, I have tweaked a bomb it will implode and reate this device called FaceTime"
"oooo ahhhh" said everyone as dakstalkerr harold imploded a bomb then the Ipad appeared and harold pressed a button and he called this random lady in Amsterdam. "hello who is this" said the lady "oh this is Harold" said Darkstalker "wow you sound super manly can we hav weddign" "girrl what Imm not gettin married I am fifty and Ihave an amazing purple goatee" "wow your handsome" Darkstalker just threw the phone on th e grundd and smushed it "Welp I am never doing that again" and so Harold spend the rest of his life siting on a box of paper towels
the end
== sort y thirty six The Pillow Pet Dominates ==
a pillow pet became dictatr of its peaopl and it delcard wor on Pyrrhia "U SHAL NOT PAS" and Starflight was all liek "i think u need five moar minutes of slep" "ya now what yurr right" sed the giant pillow pet so it laid down and crushed all the dragoms and its problh still asleep right now
== A message on stuffs: Moorhen writes a leter ==
sorry but Imm not queen Moorhen anymore, now I am Queen Crayola because I am havin a weding to the guy who makes all the crayons in the world. it all started when Crayon Man and I went to Chik ful A for our seventh annoversary of dating and then he asked me to marry him, and of course I said yes and got very excited but I choked on a chicken nugget so after I got out of the ER I put on his crayon ring from that new melt and mix crayon kit or somthingg and we officailyy became fiances.
Anyway where was I? Oh yeah I got a new pet today. His name is George junior well anyway, Gorge Junior is a chameleon and he is blue LIKE ALL THE TIME Imm starting to wonder if I should hav named him Indigo because thatss a crayon color and also its bluee.
Sincerelty,
Quen Crayola
== story thirty eight or so Queen Coral vs Whirlpool ==
One day coral wuz flotin around in space wen sudenly Whirlpool appeared (cue the dun dun dun) then she relized she was not the only Planet Butt in the solar sytem so Sh ren into Whirly and he went flying across the galzy butt the problem was he cam flyin back and rammed Coral then they did somthin I like to call Butt Wars te goal was to bust the other persons butt with ur butt muscles
blaze's mushroom appered and landed on Coralwhich threw her off. and also Whirly had a much bigerr butt then her and so therfor she was defeeted it was such a masive exposion that a cosmic splat covered the universe
Whirlpool ws crowned the Sumo King and his butt got an award. But the awad was vry hevy. It crushed his butt. So now the universe has no more butts and yours is just an illusion. Itss not realy there.
== Sory thrity nine maybe, the adventures of the amazing WInter ==
One day winter was all like "oh heck na you did not go and read my mind" and winter then rolled ove rto moon and snappe dher neck...what...this isn't that bad i mean look at all the spelling errors up there now that is scary. so then winter got back his briother or whatevs
== Story Foury SUITS ==
one dday Clay and peril were alkn through th emim mall and saw a pretty dress. Peril schrehed "I lve drs I mst have it" then clay pushed her down the esculator and said "I want the dress" peril then flew back op teh stairs and screamed "their can ony be one" then sh ehapooned clay but clay lived and killed peril. from that day on Clay wore the dress and he lived end
== Aprl FOls Specl ==
one day Tsum and turtlE were walkign throuogh the emim Mall. Tsumi rolled on the ecculatr whiel turt rode on the merry-go-rund. with a tip of a hat and wink of his smile turt floated off the mer-g-rnd. Tsumni made loud noises and fell off the esculatr crackign her skull.Coral blamed Turt who was sittign on the merry-go rund. Corl banished Turtl from round-go-merry turt was edvastated so he turned to the black arts, and sacrifice to the great ant god. after five years he died befor ehe ddd thug he said "tell potatat I lov me" then he exploded
== Episode AL41iwdhjocnjka The Easter Bunny ==
"Hmmmmm hm hm hm hmmmm" humed Pike then he faled over on the ground. "get ypoir dirty face off me " sed the floor and pike was all like "k toaly not gettin off u" he yeled an so he sat there an made the floor raly mad. sudenly a buny hopped by and politely screamd "hello where ar the childs" "at jade mowntan, why?" "Egs" said teh bunni. "Om are u th Esatar bunny?" "Yes" "o good 4 u" then Pike slaped th flor. 
six milleniuh later the easter bunye final reached Jade mounten. they all tourned around to wurship the rabit through a dubstep ritual then he grew into a FLUFEE SWAG-CREACHER and his ieys glowed purple like a candy rwapper. "bow to me" so Teh kids did cuz they wanted candy yknow? and then sudenly he turn magical-er and summoaned eggs rose out of the ground. "AGH" yeled the ground "why must yoo torcher me!?" The egs turned into a cassle "mwahahahaha" ten levitated an egg empyre into te sky.
"o nuuuu" yeld Darkstalker aka Harold "We are imprisuned" "yus" declared the rabit "Now candy egs 4 every1"
"hOW DARe U" shouted Jamboo "it shuld be candy egs 5 every2!" Eveyone showuted "YEA" then Anemoneeshe fired lays potato chips whiach hit the death star from star wars and it crashed into the rabit man
"YAY!" Yealed every2. An then the giant eg empire was hyperspeeded to th core of the erath. and oyrrhia was safed thenks to the powurpuf girles (cue the MLP credits)!
==Story fourtysomething Qibli turns into a Square==
One day Qibli went into a cafeteria and there were bananas everywhere "What is this dreem my eyes has beheld?!" He picked up a banana and Nommed it causign water to rained from the seiling "oh noes I'm alergic to water!" he inflated into a poofy square from alergies and randomly Kinkajou appeared "OMG A BOUNS HOUSE" she hopped on Square Qibli "HEY OW THATS MY HEAD" "Wow" said Winter "your so dumb kikajou it's obviously a balloom" he threw Qibli in the air and he floated up in the sky with Kikajou stil riding on him "oh hey look a bunch of spikes" Qibli popped ont hem and flew out of the universe.
Moon appeared trailing gummy Bears "I told you this woud happen! I knew it ever since I stuffed book up Queen Coral's butt, I had a vision my buddy would turn into a block!" 
"VE HAFF TO SAFE ARR FRIEND" said Turtle in a vaguely German accent. He grabbed the animus Scepter of Chicken Wings and flew through the stars riding on Moon like a surfboar. some very snazzy and awesome music played in the background, then he found Qibli and dramatic music played "Turtle.... I found a tape duspensur" sais Qibli Turtles eyes watered "BUT.. I THOUGHT VE VERE FRIENDS" "I'm sorry turtle" turtle looked at Kinkajou who was bouncing on her head "hai Bob" "MY NAME OS NOT BOB KGKJGKJGHFDSHVBKGTSUIUOHBUHFBBJ!" The explosion was visible from Pyrrhia. Kinkajou went flying all over the place adn Qibl remaine a square.
== CHapter fourtyelevntyseven WELCOEM CHISLDR ==
one day Qibil was waddlein g with his duck family duck mom turned to him and said ¨QUACK" Qibil looked at his mom and said'buts ma I gots no tem ffor sqwim sqwin' he said. duck father looked at him angryl 'listen young mn listn to ur mamamam' qibil started cryign which flooded the earth the end.
== Chapyer elevensneventywhatevertheheck Shogun Derpasauruz ==
coconut prupoaesd to add unicorn poop to his fave sereal "Ain't nobody gaht tHME 4 dat," sed FrootLoops incorporated. "thats terible you must die" said coconut. Sudenly a truck zoomed down the rode and an army of gold fishes arived from peppringe farm to fulfil coconuts wish. dey all had guns and reRLY crepi smiles
"wat" sed Sam the Toocan then sudenoy out of no wear a Ramen noodle appeared. it glowed a lot and shiny. Sam wanted teh noodle so he chased it then Goldfish revelaed their leader and thy all chants ther motto "THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK" then they shot Sam with a laser and stole the majestick ramen nodle. taking over FrootLoops incprprated and also they took cocnut imprison
meanwhial far away in a cleering, a rainwng sensiei was metataeting then his alerty thing beeped. he exclamed "o no coconuts in trouble" And he put on his Sensei gi "waaaaaayaah!" he said then he sat down and ate a vegie stik sudenly his veggie stick teleporded him to the bad plase or watevs
"get him" yealed cumander Hipidipi of the gloddwfish. "yes boss" sed Toteswagnawtugly "WAAAAAYAAAAA!!" "um wut" sed comeander Hippidipi "do we have a translator here"he sed kick butt now" ""MKAY thanks" the Goldfish smile "we not kil u we want nodle"
"e to" said sensi rainwing then he zapped them wits the power uf vegie sticks ajd touched the ramen noodle "watashi kazu uso o tsukimashita" al the goldfish turned into seawings and then sudenly he glowed an reveled his tru form "I AM SIXCLAWS "wat" sed an orange goldfish. Actuly all o them are orange but you get the idea "how"
"idek" sakd Six-Claws "bye now" and he self destructed nachos
== Story idk Wat Happened Heer ==
SUnami face painted a clown and a diva and a dead guy on her mom's face "you luk bootiful mahm" "thank you child" "UR welcome mahm" then StevenUniverseTsuna,I drankes her SpriTe and the world was obliterated
== Story snevt ==
Turble oen day was walkign in the pond because it isillegal for sewin not to wal in pon. and a magic clok said 'Turbl I nee u to be peepo's with peil,' turb nodded "k' and then he and peil had the buddy fun times together.
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