Crazysponge: security breach

crazysponge: security breach is the seventh episode of Season Four of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[The episode begins with a dark room. CrazySponge's eyes open up.]
CrazySponge: ugh! kinda stuffy in here. hey, where am i?
???: Who said that?
[Light suddenly enters, revealing CrazySponge is inside a robot's stomach, cuddled up into a ball.]
CrazySponge: CHRIST! JESUS, IS THAT YOU?!
[CrazySponge rolls outside of the robot's stomach. He holds his head.]
CrazySponge: holy hoopla, my head feels like ground-up meatballs.
[He turns around and screams. The camera pans to reveal an animatronic Peter Griffin with a glam-rock design.]
Glamrock Peter: Hey, hey! Why were you inside my stomach hatch? That place is reserved for oversized birthday cakes and piñatas! It is not a safe play area!
CrazySponge: yeah yeah, cut the slack you artificial turd. point is, there's a person inside here who wants to kill me.
[Glamrock Peter begins to scan CrazySponge.]
CrazySponge: uh… yeah, can i just stay inside your stomach till six?
Glamrock Peter: Scanning complete. How odd. Your guest profile is unknown to me. Who are you?
CrazySponge: I'M AIDAN "CRAZYSPONGE" LASTNAME AND I KINDLY ASK YOU TO LET ME INSIDE YOUR ROBOTIC PIECE OF SHIT STOMACH UNTIL 6 O'CLOCK!!!
Glamrock Peter: I will notify the main office.
[Pause. CrazySponge looks impatiently at him.]
Glamrock Peter: Huh, connection error. I cannot connect to the main office.
CrazySponge: you know what? screw you, star-eyed shitbag. i'll just survive on my own.
[CrazySponge leaves Peter's room. He sees a curvy lady in a bunny suit happily prancing around the megaplex.]
CrazySponge: (wolf whistle) WELL HELLO THERE GOOD LOOKING!!
[He rips off his pants and runs toward her. When he reaches her, she takes off her bunny head to reveal the pesky penguin himself, Golfpecks256.]
CrazySponge: OH SHIT I'M NOT GAY!!! (he covers his tiny hoopla dong)
Golfpecks256: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
CrazySponge: o
[CrazySponge gets jumpscared by Golfpecks, which makes him shit himself dry and his dried out corpse falls onto the shit-covered floor.]
[the end lol]
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