Pokémon Gangster Part 3: The Escape/Transcript

"Last time, Blaze and Kevin escaped from the cops, now they are at a motel room. But the question is will they get out?"
Blaze: I'm stuck here, this is bullshit!!!!
Kevin: Yeah it is, this motel has nothing but boring shit on TV, the video games are broken and there is little to no food at this motel.
Blaze: We did nothing, we don't deserve to be here.
Kevin: Hey, I could bitch about this place all night long, we need someone from the outside, and luckily for us, this motel does have cellphone reception.
???: (whispering) Psh, come over here.
Blaze: Even-
???: (whispering) Common, trust me.
Blaze: Who the hell are you?
Team Magma Grunt ???: There is no time revealing that information, there is a helicopter in the forest you should get.
Blaze: I don't trust that guy at all, how about you, Kevin?
Kevin: Damn right, I don't trust that guy. I don't trust assholes.
Team Magma Grunt ???: Look guys, I'm your only chance. Do you want to stay on this shitty motel?
Kevin: Of course not-
Team Magma Grunt ???: Then trust me, it's your only hope.
Blaze: Fine, but if you betray us, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!!!
Team Magma Grunt ???: I can accept that. Now get to the goddamn helicopter.
Kevin: Where is that helicopter?
Team Magma Grunt ???: It's located in middle of Petalburg Woods.
Kevin: I need more specific information than that.
Team Magma Grunt ???: Alright, just let me see your cellphones.
-Team Magma Grunt ??? modifies both of the cellphones and adds a tracing feature.-
Team Magma Grunt ???: There, now go!!!!
Blaze: It's working, thanks a lot, what can we do to repay you?
Team Magma Grunt ???: We'll think about it later, right now it's time to go. And hurry!!!!
Kevin: Give me your fucking car.
Blaze: This is not such a good idea, the cops are already-
Kevin: Unless you have a better idea, this is the best choice we have, so stop bitching.
Blaze: See? You really are pissing the cops off.
Kevin: Oh my god, stop bitching already!!!!
Blaze: How the hell are we getting out of this goddamn city?
Kevin: The moment you stop btiching.
Blaze: No, seriously.
Kevin: Blaze, you're making this harder than it already is, so shut the fuck up!!!!
Blaze: I'm not willing to waste my life for this bullshit.
Kevin: How dare you call yourself a gangster?
"Several hours of arguing later..."
Blaze: Kevin, I wanna say something.
Kevin: I don't wanna listen to your bitching.
Blaze: You were right, I was bitching too much, it is my problem, can we get to the helicopter like true partners now?
Kevin: Sure, let's get into the fucking helicopter.
Blaze: So where exactly are we going?
Kevin: somewhere far far away.
Blaze: You're a fucking great pilot.
Kevin: Yeah, I know.
Blaze: And a great taste of music.
Kevin: I know that too.
"Will they survive through the storm and the rain? Or will something hit them? Will the cops EVER leave them alone? Find out in the next episode of Pokémon Gangster."