Smelly Tongues

"Smelly Tongues" is a song by The Residents, first released on their debut album Meet The Residents, released on Ralph Records on April 1st 1974. 
Part of a continuous medley of songs on side A of the album, it features vocals by the group's friend Barry "Wool" Eiland. It was excerpted on the promotional Meet The Residents Sampler flexidisc prior to the release of the album.
One of The Residents' signature songs, a cover version was the B-side to their collaborator Snakefinger's debut solo single "The Spot" in 1978, and it has featured in many of their live shows, including The 13th Anniversary Show, the Fillmore '98 residency, and Talking Light.
== History ==
"Smelly Tongues" was composed and recorded in 1973 by The Residents, during the "Tuesday" improvisation sessions which became the group's debut album Meet The Residents, released on April Fool's Day on their label Ralph Records the following year. The song likely has origins in a piece titled "Overday", recorded earlier in the sessions. 
The song's lyrics directly refer to four of the five human senses; the fifth sense, hearing, is implied by listening to the song. An early version of "Smelly Tongues" recorded during the Tuesday sessions and released much later on the pREServed CD edition of Meet The Residents in 2018 included a short, improvised introduction and vocals by Hardy Fox. 
The version included on the album features vocals by Barry "Wool" Eiland, a high school friend of some members of The Residents, and brother of Palmer Eiland, then starring as tag-team wrestler Arf Berry in the group's ultimately abandoned feature film Vileness Fats. 
The song would inspire an unofficial fan club of the same name led by noted collector Ima Buddy, which was active between 1998 and 2005.
=== Later versions ===
"Smelly Tongues" was re-recorded in May 1978 by Snakefinger, as the B-side to his debut solo single, "The Spot" (with both selections being produced by The Residents). 
From 1985 to 1987, The Residents and Snakefinger performed the song live as part of the 13th Anniversary Show. The song was next performed in 1998 at the group's residency at the Fillmore in October 1998, as a special encore in a medley with the Commercial Album songs "Moisture" and "Picnic Boy". 
The song wouldn't be performed again until 2010, when it was introduced as the opening number during shows on the second leg of the Talking Light tour. The Talking Light arrangement expands upon the original, being twice the length and introducing a harmonica solo. Later that year, Residents singer Randy Rose performed a more faithful arrangement of the song live, as part of his one-off performance with Už Jsme Doma in the Czech Republic. 
As part of the abandoned 40th Anniversary re-recording of Meet The Residents, Residents composer and keyboardist Charles Bobuck recorded an updated demo version, faithful to the original but with different instrumentation.
Three fan covers of "Smelly Tongues" were included in the I Am A Resident! collaborative cover album in 2018; versions by The Zverstwo, Tom-Erik Løe and Emerald Suspension were included in the album proper, the Emerald Suspension version was included on the vinyl edition of the album, and the Zverstwo and Løe renditions were included as stand-alone tracks on the bonus disc of the CD version of the album.
It was later played during the Faceless Forever Tour, as the first part of a suite, in which the song flowed directly into Moisture, and then Constantinople.
== Lyrics ==
=== Meet The Residents (1974) ===
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
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 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
 Smelly Tongues. Smelly Tongues.
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
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 Smelly Tongues. Smelly Tongues.
 Smelly Tongues. Smelly Tongues.
 Smelly Tongues. Smelly Tongues.
 Smelly Tongues.Ima Buddy, Ima Buddy's Totally Impartial Companion to Uncle Willie's Highly Opinionated BIG MAMAS, 1992
=== Snakefinger version (1978) ===
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt.
 Smelly Tongues Looked Just how They Felt.
 Smelly Tongues. Smelly Tongues.
 Smelly Tongues. Mao Tse Tung.
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== Credits ==
=== Meet The Residents ===
*Wool: Vocals
*Residents, Uninc.: All Instruments & Production
*The Residents: Composition & Arrangement
== List of releases ==
* Meet The Residents Sampler (1974 El Ralpho studio recording, February - October 1973 (sampler edit, 1:05)
* Meet The Residents (1974) El Ralpho studio recording, February - October 1973 (original mono version, 1:35)
*Meet The Residents stereo remix (1977) El Ralpho studio recording, February - October 1973 (1977 stereo remix, 1:44)
*"The Spot" by Snakefinger (1978) Grove Street studio recording, June-July 1978 (Snakefinger version, 2:24)
* Hell! (1986) 
*The Eyeball Show (The 13th Anniversary Show - Live In Japan) (1986) The Eyeball Show live recording, Parco Space, Tokyo, Japan, October 30th 1985 (2:30)
* Live In The USA! 13th Anniversary Tour (1986) The 13th Anniversary Show live recording, First Avenue, Minneapolis, Minnesota, February 10th 1986 (2:09)
*A Collection Of Songs Written And Produced With The Residents by Snakefinger (1988) 
*Uncle Willie's Highly Opinionated Guide To The Residents (1993) El Ralpho studio recording, February - October 1973 (excerpt, 0:16)
*UWEB Box Set (1995) 
*Petting Zoo (2002) 
*13th Anniversary Show - Ritz NY - Jan 16, 1986 (2010) The 13th Anniversary Show live recording, The Ritz, New York, January 16th 1986 (1:55)
*Talking Light (Live) series (2010 - 2011)
*Talking Light Bimbo's (2011) Talking Light live recording, Bimbo's, San Francisco, California April 16th 2011 (3:47)
*"The Sycamore Street Studio (1974-77 Embracing Obscurity)" (2014) El Ralpho studio recording, February - October 1973 (excerpt)
*13th Anniversary Show - Cleveland (2014) The 13th Anniversary Show live recording, Peabody's Down Under, Cleveland, Ohio, January 27th 1986 (2:06)
*Chewing Hides The Sound by Snakefinger; Klanggalerie CD reissue (2016) 
*80 Aching Orphans (2017) 
* Clank Clank Clank by Charles Bobuck (2017) Charles Bobuck studio recording, 2014 (2:11)
*Meet The Residents pREServed CD edition (2018) El Ralpho "Tuesday" studio recording, February-October 1973 (2:07)
*I Am A Resident! CD edition (2018) The Zverstwo recording, 2017 (1:32) Tom-Erik Løe recording, 2017 (2:13)
*I Am A Resident! vinyl edition (2018) Emerald Suspension recording, 2017 (2:30)
*Who Do You Love? (B-Sides & Rarities) by Snakefinger (2020) 
*Moravian Meeting by Randy Rose and Už Jsme Doma (2020) Randy Rose and Už Jsme Doma live recording, Olomouc, Czech Republic, October 20th 2010 (2:42)
*Wormwood Box: Curious Stories From The Bible pREServed (2022) Fillmore '98 live recording, The Fillmore, San Francisco, California, October 31st 1998 (2:01)
*Meet The Residents pREServed vinyl edition (2023) El Ralpho "Tuesday" studio recording, February-October 1973 ("Alternate Concentrate" edit, 1:40)
=== List of versions ===
== See also ==
* "Overday"
* "Poisoned Popcorn"
* Barry Eiland
* Snakefinger
* The 13th Anniversary Show
* Live At The Fillmore '98
* Talking Light
* Moravian Meeting
* Faceless Forever
== External links and references ==
* Meet The Residents at The Residents Historical
*Smelly Tongues - The Unofficial Residents Fan Club (archived via archive.org)
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