Oath of Office

Oath of Office is the seventh prompt in I Kaden's Ten Words of Wisdom.
==Prompt==
"You are now president! What's the first thing you do?"
===Answers and Rankings===
#.JUNk0.2009 - "Legalize abortion, build government pizzerias. Your loss is our sauce!" (⬆1)
#TomTheMemester10 - "2009-2018 consisted of 288 American school shootings. REDUCE GUNS." (⬆51)
#MiddleEarthRocks - "Everyone will get to experience the book 1984! Forever." (⬇2)
#Accounty the Sequel - "Post the nuclear launch codes online to see what happens." (⬆9)
#BadDevs - "Hm… What does this button do… Ooh! Sorry homeless people!" (⬆25)
#Mx. Rose - "Unsuspiciously donates millions of dollars into my bank account*" (⬆30)
#TuffMunki2.0 - "Me and the Secret Service guys gonna hit the nightclub." (⬇4)
#HeyHackett - "Order a pizza. Why's that?" (⬇1)
#WaterUnderscoreBoy - "You mean what THEY'LL make me do. Presidents are puppets!" (⬆1)
#Trrent - "Survive an assassination, it's on my bucket list." (⬆️11)
#LemonCreamPie - "I'd nuke Russia for the sake of it, stupidass nerds!" (⬇5)
#Arocknrolllover4life - "You wanna discuss politics on our first date? Okay then..." (⬆14)
#Fozthefox5 - "Look cute so people think i’m best president (pretty privilege)" 😳 (⬆4)
#Allright Campers - "Turn America into the Hunger Games. Winner gets free Supermac’s." (⬆17)
#SoftPretze1CrunchyPretze1 - "Wonder how I, a Canadian, qualified for American presidency." (⬇10)
#No1IzzyFan - "Actually try and PREVENT climate change, unlike certain presidents..." (⬇2)
#ZeMedicisaSpy - "We’re replacing all toilets with buckets. Except mine. Fuck you." (⬆8)
#YourFavouriteAlejandroStan - "Nuke the countries we owe debt to." (⬆23)
#Wett123 - "Ban undertake fan games. Those developers are pure evil." (⬆33)
#Miggle 2.0 - "Hey, what does this button say... Donut press? Donut!? Yes!" (⬆8)
#Tiny31boom - "Figure out how a 14 year old is the president"(⬆18)
#Therealhyunjin - "Turn the national anthem into I like it by Skz 😈" (⬇18)
#Alec's glasses - "Replace the national anthem with a Justin Bieber song." (⬇7)
#VixAppearsSometimez - "Probably put some pants on. Then watch skibidi toilet, live." (⬆16)
#Schweckness - "Eliminate all rules and grab some popcorn 😊" (⬆29)
#Click124 - "Make everything imaginable legal, see what chaos ensues." (⬆6)
#Cherryycobbler - "Gay rights. Always forever." (⬆3)
#THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "I'll make a holiday where everyone gets a free cheeseburger." (⬆6)
#InsanelyLameyAmy - "Well for one I’d stop sending weapons to Israel." (⬇6)
#Harold's Nuggets - "Nuke Nebraska." (⬇18)
#TopherButNo - "Poop in the White House." (⬇20)
#Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "As your new president, I'm going to quadruple taxes first!" (⬆14)
#JustYourSarcasticFriend - "Try to make them pay their debts and stop corruption." (⬇17)
#CraigsterCore - "All I need is a nuke and my bully’s address." (⬇15)
#Ls mark - "Ask everyone who voted for me why?" (⬇26)
#Epic Felidae Fan - "Ban school! What? Everyone hates it." (⬇6)
#Annieonthexbox - "Ban world hunger! Then I’d be a hero. I think." (⬆1)
#The One and Only Jantzen - "I make it illegal to not drink zevia." (⬆6)
#Smilelyhermit - "Prices will definitely go down and get have a party." (⬇2)
#Agente860vas - "Command every citizen to say their ten words of wisdom." (⬆7)
#Maria.ionescu.5437 - "Remind myself not to go mad with power." (⬆18)
#MidnightsLover13 - "Quit, I can’t handle that responsibility." (⬇13)
#Carrot cruncher - "Do as silly dance! Why not!" (⬇25)
#Frozenhusk - "I would be absolutely revolting." (⬇1)
#XLSCX - "I’ll try stop hunger. Then resign, realizing I’m not qualified." (⬇3)
#SlatchyTheDog - "If that happens, I'd arrest Joe Biden for it." (⬆5)
#BearTeam33 - "My three hour speech- WAIT, WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?" (⬇15)
#Dragocornakadrago - "As president, my first act is sending loony to space!" (⬇3)
#Mancity fan 2023 - "Boom boom boom boom, US is in the room-" (⬇27)
#Ferocious flatulence - "I would clap them cheeks on live broadcast." (➡)
#Prokaryotic cell gaming - N/A (⬇3)
NOTE: V0C4L01D was excused from this round.
== Pressure Test - Undead-feated ==
"Zombies are amongst us! How do you defeat them?"
# Dragocornakadrago - "Pull a Michone Grimes and use a sword damn it!"
# Ferocious flatulence - "Deadpool & Wolverine "Bye Bye Bye" Scene."
# BearTeam33 - "Well…. This VR games seems quite dystopia-like."
# Frozenhusk - "Oh Packgod! Use your roasts on these musty creatures!"
# XLSCX - "Team up with Shawn and Axel. That will DEFINITELY "help" you."
# SlatchyTheDog - "I will hunt them with a chainsaw and eat them."
# Mancity fan 2023 - N/A
# Prokaryotic cell gaming - N/A
== Elimination ==
Rank	Contestant 	Reason
51st	Mancity fan 2023 	TBA
51st	Prokaryortic cell gaming	TBA
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