Ex Marks the Spot Chapter 5

"Ex Marks the Spot Chapter 5" is the fifth episode of the first season of Privates, a segment of It's All Been Done Radio Hour. It was the third segment of Show XLV. It was performed on March 9th, 2019. It was released as podcast episode 223.
Written by Jerome Wetzel
Directed by Nick Arganbright
Previous episode: "Ex Marks the Spot Chapter 4"
Next episode: "Ex Marks the Spot Chapter 6"
== The Story ==
That evening, rested, showered, and changed, Jake Cotton goes down to dinner and to meet Dame Cordelia Bench as arranged. Johan is waiting, but no one else is. Johan won't tell him when the others will be down, but does go to fetch Jake a drink.
Dame Judy Bench enters, to Jake's surprise, and reveals that she is the one that lured Jake here to see if he still cared. He says there are easier ways to find out, but she wasn't sure he'd give a straight answer. Judy says her leopard is safe at home. She's impressed he came all the way across an ocean and a continent for her, and when he protests it wasn't by choice, she points out that he's still here. Jake admits he thought he still loved her, but is having doubts now, given her deception.
Jake asks for details about how Judy accomplished her scheme. She replies that Frank Berry helped her because she offered Frank a trip alongside Jake to see Cordelia again. Judy says Frank and Cordelia deserve one another and are already making up. She wants to do the same with Jake, and maybe even have a baby. Jake hesitates to take her back, but then relents.
Joahn arrives with Jake's drink and Jake kisses Judy.
As the monologue says, if only this were the end...
== Guest Starring ==
* Dan Condo as Johan
* Kristin Green as Dame Judy Bench
Category:Privates Season 1