Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 54

The 54th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Renaissance painter, Michelangelo, rapping against pop art artist Andy Warhol. It was released on January 22nd, 2014.
==Cast==
Zander Kanack as Andy Warhol
Jacob S. as Michelangelo
==Lyrics==
===Andy Warhol:===
Allow me to show you some lyrical karate!
I'm about to make some soup out of Mr. Buonarotti!
I'm amazingly creative, skilled in art and fashion,
But you winning is something even I can't imagine!
From the time you were born to the time you were dead,
It's clear your favorite moment was scuplting David's third leg!
They call it the High Renaissance, and I think I know why,
To enjoy your work, I'd have to be out of my mind!
===Michelangelo:===
I saw your painting of Marilyn, could it be any duller?
How can you call that real art? You just switched around some colors!
You're the epitomie of loneliness, I'm really quite certain,
If a girl tried to kill you, and then you died a virgin!
You made a few horror films, yet didn't need to try,
If I saw your ugly face on the screen, I'd be terrified!
And when you get a full dose of my rhymes, it'll be drastic!
'Cause it's frankly inevitiable you'll explode like plastic!
===Andy Warhol:===
I could knock you out cold, but I'll keep this verbal,
Why am I facing you? I'd rather face the ninja turtle!
Yeah, I died a virgin, but you should be ashamed,
If people knew what you did for fun, they'd call you E.L James!
It appears your fifteen minutes of fame are gone, 
You'll pop like my art, this defeat is handdrawn!
You don't deserve to have hands, you don't deserve to have feelings!
And you're by far the last person I'd want painting my ceiling!
===Michelangelo:===
You can't beat me, I crank out rhymes like a machine, yo!
My raps are so godly, you can call me Il Divino!
You need to learn how to rap, take some lessons from the master!
The verses you've spat? Now that's a Double Disaster!
I'm the pinnicle of artistic achevement, can't you see?
You just throw quote-unquote "parties" in your factory!
So here's my Last Judgement, you untalented swine!
Sei un brutto sfigato, this battle is mine!
<poll>
Who Won?
Andy Warhol
Michelangelo
</poll>
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