Po's Tubby Custard Palace

Po's Tubby Custard Palace is a restaurant made by Po in Teletubby Land. It is ranked #324432 in the most disgusting restaurants in the entire UnWorld. One day, a guy named Butt Farts came to the place, he tried one of the Tubby Custard varieties and died 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds after eating it. The police came here and changed the open time to 3:00 in the afternoon and closing time at 12:00 Midnight. Chuck Norris tried the custard, and do you know what happened? HE DIDN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IT'S THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== Custard Varieties ==
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|Item
|Description
|Price
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|Regular Custard
|Ingredients: Dog poo, Cat poo, Poison, Weekend Pickles, BLOOD.
|$2
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|Po's Special
|Basically a larger Regular Custard with an additional ingredient of Po's crap.
|$50
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|Po Custard 
|Custard that's 904390439043904390439043904390439043904390439043904390439043 times bigger than Po's Special, this is ranked #954 of the most largest Custard.
|$9001
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Category:Restaurants
Category:Teletubbies
Category:Weapons of the Teletubbies
Category:Places you will die at
Category:Evil
Category:Extremely unsafe for kids and adults ever
Category:Places
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Unsafe for adults