S02E08 - Sexpelliarmus

The Golden Threesome announce that they will be participating in Pottercon and that they are scheduled to be interviewed by The Huffington Post.
This episode picks up midway through Chapter 2 and concludes just before the end of the chapter.
== Episode Summary ==
Draco grooms Hermione's Forbidden Forest and then leaves her numb so she can scientifically analyze the sex they're having.
== Notable Moments ==
* Allie kicks off the podcast with a Fat Albert impression.
* Allie shares her theory that since Neville killed the last Horcrux, he was the key to the demise of Voldemort.
* verginer and Undapants reference
* Hermione's worst nightmare comes true. Draco examines her panties carefully. Hopefully they're not granny panties.
* Lyndsay's reading is disturbed by a chirping bird and looks to Allie for a solution.
* Lyndsay comes up with the episode title and also a handy new spell for removing clothing in a hurry.
* Lyndsay recounts story about how she almost rejected a date because of his love of Jimmy Buffett. Allie reminds her that she hosts an erotic Harry Potter fanfiction podcast and should not throw stones.
* (A:) That makes me nervous...what's he going to do with that wand? (D:) You all know what motion Lyndsay just did with her hand and it was NOT flick and swish.
* Allie adds Livin' La Vida Loca to the Podcast playlist.
* Allie is a big fan of Lenny Kravitz' belly button ring.
* Lyndsay used to have a belly button ring in high school. Allie had a tongue piercing, left nipple piercing and a nose ring in college. Danny remains quiet on this topic.
* The student has surpassed the teacher (Draco's erogenous zones are actually erogenous, opposed to Snape's)
* Slughorn reference. These two have sex on desks A LOT.
* Draco body shames Hermione's "Forbidden Forest". Hosts are confused because he has gone down on her before, but this is again due to them reading the chapters out of order. That happened in a later chapter and they're currently reading chapter 2.
* Dating tip from Allie: Don't reference your ex seconds before going down on someone.
* The Half-Chub Prince
* The black cloth finally gets explained
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== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Down
* Hermione's portrayal and Draco's Pansy treatment
Lyndsay: Down
* Pansy hating
* Wands up only for the spells.
Danny: Down
* They were both off.
* Sex without feeling was off.
* Up for Sexpelliarmus spell that the hosts suggested
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Katie mentioned as saving the latest episode for during a 5k she was running, which is impressive! Laughing and running would be super difficult!
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