Bowler Baller/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 26, 2011
Episode Copyrighted: 2011
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode begins at Sandy's treedome,.. Sandy is working on her latest invention, a robot who can dance.
Sandy Cheeks: Okay Sandy! All yall have to do is to get a soundtrack called “Don’t Mess With Texas” and we’re home free!
Before Sandy can do this, she hears the arrival of SpongeBob and Lincoln and then sees them all giddy.
Sandy Cheeks: Oh uh howdy SpongeBob, Lincoln, what’re you doing here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, Lincoln, Leni and I want to go jellyfishing with you!
Lincoln Loud: Please! Please! Please!
Sandy Cheeks: Sorry I can’t, I’m working on the DanceBot 17,000, the first ever dancing robot! And where's Patrick since you said you and him.
They then hear a bus pull up and look to see Patrick, who is covered in pizza sauce and toilet paper get kicked out of it.
Leni Loud: Hey! This is not our stop! Royal Woods Mall is another 2 miles away!
Patrick Star: Yeah, I hate that!
Fish Bus Driver: Walk then, PSYCHO! *angrily drives off*
Patrick Star: I hate walking!
Leni Loud: Me too!
Pink Rectangle: I can't believe this!
Slide transition to Bowler Ballers.
Lynn Jr., Leni, Lincoln Loud, Pink, Yellow Rectangle, Sandy Cheeks, and SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks in in our athletic uniforms*
Patrick Star and Red Rectangle: *follows with our Bermuda trunks and gym socks on while carrying and eating a super hot burrito*
Bowler Baller Employee: Welcome to Bowler Ballers, the best bowling company of the seven seas, may I help you, I hope I can’t, I hate my job.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Here to bowl! The others are with me.
Fish Employee: Shoe size?
Lynn Loud Jr.: I'm a 10.
Sandy Cheeks: I’m a 9 ½. Spongebob?
Leni Loud: 9.
Yellow Rectangle: 8.
Pink Rectangle: 7 ½.
SpongeBob SquarePants: 7.
Lincoln Loud: 6.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Red?
Red Rectangle: 3.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Patrick?
Patrick Star: A 2! I think. 
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gets the shoes and gives them to their players as well as myself*
Lynn's shoes fit fine as theirs. Their shoes fit as well. SpongeBob's shoes fit as well as tickle a little.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Heehee!
Patrick Star: *eats mine*
Fish Employee: Hey!
Patrick Star: Yummy!
The nine head to their alley.
Fish Employee: Need the money. Need the money.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *gets the game chart ready* Okay, since I have the most experience, the first up to bowl is..
Patrick Star: Patrick! *strolls up to the alley*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Was Lynn..
Patrick can’t figure out what to do.
Patrick Star: Uhhh, what is a bowl again?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Pick up the ball and roll it down the alley.
Leni Loud: Like totes on TV!
Patrick Star: Pfft, piece of cake! *picks up the bowling ball*
He attempts to roll it but falls over and lands his butt on the ball.
Patrick Star: OWWWW!!!
Bowler: Haha, dummy!
Lynn Loud Jr.: It's okay Pat, you got two more tries.
Patrick attempts to roll it again but the ball goes up in the air and then lands on Patrick's head like he said happened to him before.
Lynn Loud Jr.: 1 left.
Patrick Star: *gets angry* COME ON STUPID! I WANT TO WIN PIZZA AND CHICKEN WINGS!
He finally rolls the ball but not on the alley, down the gutters.
Patrick Star: Yay!
Patrick gets 0 points.
Patrick Star: 0 points! Beat that!
He sits down feeling like he was successful.
Red Rectangle: My turn! *picks up the ball and rolls it down knocking down 1 pin* 1 point. You gotta be kidding me.
Lincoln Loud: My turn! *picks up the ball and rolls it down knocking down 5 pins*
Leni Loud: Alright, Lincoln! You got 5 pins!
Lincoln Loud: Yes, 5 pins! What's 5 pins?
Leni Loud: You got 5 points.
Lincoln Loud: Woo!
Patrick Star: Showoff, I got 0!
SpongeBob SquarePants: My turn! *picks up the ball and rolls it down knocking down 7 pins*
Sandy Cheeks: You got 7 pins!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay, 7 pins! What's 7 pins?
Sandy Cheeks: You got 7 points.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *excited* Go SpongeBob!
Yellow Rectangle: My turn! *picks up the ball and rolls it down knocking down 9 pins* I got 9 points.
Leni Loud: My turn! *picks up the ball and rolls it down knocking down 10 pins and gets a strike* It's a bonus! 
After the next sets are up, Leni rolls the ball knocking down 7 pins.
Leni Loud: 17 points for me.
Sandy Cheeks: Okay, my turn. *picks up the bowling ball and rolls it down, getting a strike* Yes! Now bonuses!
After the next sets are up, Sandy rolls the ball knocking down 9 pins.
Pink Rectangle: My turn. *picks up the ball and rolls it down knocking down 9 pins* 9 points!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Finally, my turn. *picks up the bowling ball and rolls it down, getting a strike* Woo! Bonus!
After the next sets are up, Lynn rolls the ball knocking down 9 pins.
Game 1 Results: Lynn (19), Sandy (19), Leni (17), Pink (9), Yellow (9), SpongeBob (7), Lincoln (5), Red (1), Patrick (0)
Game 2 begins.
SpongeBob SquarePants: How many games are there Lynn?
Lynn Loud Jr.: 10.
Patrick Star: I’m first! *walks up, grabs the ball and rolls a gutter thinking it's acceptable* Another 0 points! I’m so awesome!
Harold the Fish: A.k.a Awful.
Patrick Star: Yeah! You are awful!
Harold the Fish: Idiot.
Scoots from The Loud House: Boo, idiot.
Red Rectangle: *walks up and rolls a 1* Another 1 point! Aw, come on!
Lincoln Loud: *walks up and rolls a 4* 4 is actually a number!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks up and rolls a 5* 5 be mine!
Yellow Rectangle: *walks up and rolls a 7* It's a 7!
Leni Loud: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 5* Yay!
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 8* Let's go!
Pink Rectangle: *walks up and rolls an 8* Yeah!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 9, screams* YEAH!
Game 2 Results: Lynn (38), Sandy (37), Leni (32), Pink (17), Yellow (16), SpongeBob (12), Lincoln (9), Red (2), Patrick (0)
Game 3 begins.
Patrick Star: *walks up but instead of doing the gutter again*
He smiles deviously wanting to do something else. A fish named Nancy is about to bowl but Patrick takes her ball and rolls it as well as his own down her alley knocking down 6 pins but double the points.
Nancy Suzy Fish: You got me 12 points! Thank you!
Patrick Star: No! I got 12 points!
Nancy Suzy Fish: But uh.. nevermind.
Red Rectangle: *rolls a 1* Aw, bummers!
Lincoln Loud: *rolls a 7* That was close!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls a 9* Oh! So close!
Yellow Rectangle: *rolls a 9* Whoo!
Leni Loud: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 9, showoff* This is totes awesome!
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls yet another strike and a bonus of 5, showoff* Don’t mess with Texas!
Pink Rectangle: *rolls a 5* 5, yeah!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls yet another strike and a bonus of 7, showoff* Score!
Game 3 Results: Lynn (55), Sandy (52), Leni (51), Yellow (25), Pink (22), SpongeBob (21), Lincoln (16), Red (3), Patrick (0)
Game 4 begins.
Patrick Star: *ties the ball onto my head and then curls up and rolls myself down the alley* Starfish tumble rumble!
Patrick almost reaches the pins but then purposefully turns into the gutters at the last second. He is sent down the bowling tubes.
Patrick Star: Yay! Machinery!
From the distance: Oh man, that is painful.
Red Rectangle: *rolls a 1* Darn it!
Lincoln Loud: *rolls a 6* Yes! 6 is awesome!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls an 8* 8 is great!
Yellow Rectangle: *rolls a 9 again* 9 again!
Leni Loud: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 8* 18 is totes awesome!
Sandy rolls, you guess, a strike and a bonus of 4.
Sandy Cheeks: Yahooo!!!!
Pink Rectangle: *rolls a 4* 4 points!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 6* Woooooooo!!!!
Game 4 Results: Lynn (71), Leni (69), Sandy (66), Yellow (34), SpongeBob (29), Pink (26), Lincoln (22), Red (4), Patrick (0)
Game 5 begins.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Since Patrick is not back yet. I’ll take his turn and mine! *walks up to the alley but finds Patrick as a bowling ball* Oh hey Patrick!
Patrick Star: No! It's Sir Madam Bowling Ball! Dummy!
Red Rectangle: *rolls a 1* Gah! Patrick?!
Patrick Star: I don't know what you're talking about!
Red Rectangle: But it's his turn, Patrick!
Patrick Star: Okay, geez!
Lincoln rolls him down the alley but he turns to the gutters and goes down the tubes again, then gets a ball and rolls a 7.
Lincoln Loud: Dang it! I can't get a strike!
SpongeBob rolls him down the alley but he turns to the gutters and goes down the tubes again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *giggles under my breath liking that silliness and then gets a ball and rolls a 9* Why can’t I get a strike?!
Yellow Rectangle: *rolls a 9* Why?!
Leni Loud: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 9* Yay!
Sandy is shown behind the tarp with a magnet and is revealed to be the reason why she was the only striker.
Sandy Cheeks: Heeheehee!
Sandy got another strike and a bonus of 7.
Pink Rectangle: *rolls a 7* How am I getting a strike?!
Sandy is shown behind the tarp with a magnet and is revealed to be the reason why she was the only striker.
Sandy Cheeks: Heeheehee!
Sandy got another strike and a bonus of 7.
Game 5 ends, Lynn got another strike and a bonus of 9. The points so far are 90 for Lynn, 88 for Leni, 83 for Sandy, 43 for Yellow, 38 for SpongeBob, 33 for Pink, 29 for Lincoln, 5 for Red and still 0 for Patrick. They are taking a quick break. Patrick and Red are being helped out of the tube by some employees after getting stuck inside it, SpongeBob, Lincoln, Yellow and Pink are practicing some bowling arm movements hoping to get at least one strike in the second half. Leni is alone.
Sandy Cheeks and Lynn Loud Jr.: *walks up to the counter under the guise of getting a Nutty Nut Tastic Bar but is actually doing some dirty work*
Sandy Cheeks: Hey sir.
The same employee from earlier answers.
Fish Employee: What now? I was reading How to be a successful cook. I like cooking!
Sandy Cheeks: I was just wondering if you could uh raise the strike level up 20 points?
Lynn Loud Jr.: And you could raise the strike level up 40 points?
Fish Employee: Sorry can’t do that, 10 for each strike.
Sandy decides to play hard ball.
Sandy Cheeks: Hey look outside! A chef looking for a cooking apprentice!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Let's do this!
Fish Employee: *runs out*
Sandy Cheeks: *hacks into the computer and updates the strike points by 20 from 10 each to 30 each* Perfect!
Lynn Loud Jr.: I'm gonna beat you, Sandy! *hacks into the computer and updates the strike points by 40 from 10 each to 50 each* There!
The second half / Game 6 begins.
Patrick is up on deck now in starfish form again. He grabs his ball and rolls it down the alley. Patrick however runs on another alley at the right and turns on a big wind fan to make sure the ball is blown down the gutter. He succeeds.
Patrick Star: Yes!
Red is up. He rolls a 1.
Red Rectangle: Dang It!
Lincoln is up. He rolls a 4.
Lincoln Loud: 4 points for me!
SpongeBob is up. He rolls a 6.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's a 6!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Lincoln and Lynn Loud Jr.: Hahaha!
Yellow is up. He rolls an 8.
Yellow Rectangle: It's an 8.
Leni is up. She rolls a strike and a bonus of 6 getting 16 points. 
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 7 getting 37 points*
She does not deserve it altogether.
Pink is up. She rolls a 7.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 9 getting 59 points*
She does not deserve it also.
Game 6 Results: Lynn (149), Sandy (120), Leni (104), Yellow (51), SpongeBob (44), Pink (40), Lincoln (33), Red (6), Patrick (0)
SpongeBob SquarePants: Something seems off about this.
Game 7 begins.
Patrick Star: *grabs my ball but then takes off my pants making some kids laugh*
Shubie Peterson: Hey put your pants back on freak!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *frowns* Yeah, Patrick!
He wraps the ball with the pants and runs down the alley while everybody is grossed out in forcing to stare at his dirty underwear. He sends the ball and his pants down the gutter at the same speed of a baseball pitch.
Patrick Star: Zero! Zero! Zero!
Red Rectangle: *rolls only a 1* That's insane!
Lincoln Loud: *rolls a 0* Dang it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls only a 1* Darn it!
Yellow Rectangle: *rolls a 3* Huh?!
Leni Loud: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 1* Totes no way!
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 9* Celebration time, come on!
Pink Rectangle: *rolls a 9* 9 points!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 9* Wooo! Let's celebrate!
Game 7 Results: Lynn (208), Sandy (159), Leni (115), Yellow (54), Pink (49), SpongeBob (45), Lincoln (33), Red (7), Patrick (0)
Game 8 begins.
Patrick Star: *sets the ball down on the alley and slowly kicks it with my foot around for a couple of minutes*
He then approaches the gutter and picks up the ball to say something to it.
Patrick Star: You got this next zero for me! You’re brave!
Patrick then kicks the ball down the gutter and pumps success.
Red rolls a ball down the alley but it goes down the gutter, then Lincoln, then SpongeBob, then Yellow and then Leni.
Patrick: Hey! The gray side and drop are my territory!
Leni Loud: I don’t know what happened! I guess it slipped.
Sandy is shown underground having grabbed the ball with a smaller magnet and sent it down the gutter.
Sandy Cheeks: It sure did!
She returns to their alley and rolls a strike and a bonus of 8.
Pink Rectangle: *rolls an 8*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls another strike and then a bonus of 9*
Game 8 Results: Lynn (267), Sandy (197), Leni (115), Pink (57), Yellow (54), SpongeBob (45), Lincoln (33), Red (8), Patrick (0)
Game 9, the penultimate.
Patrick has fallen asleep but he has hired the employee to do his recurrent fail for him. The employee walks up to the end of the alley and sends the ball down the gutter tube.
Fish Employee: I am so embarrassed right now.
Red Rectangle: *rolls a 1 getting 9 points altogether* Lynn?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yes, Red?
Red Rectangle: Lower my score.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Okay.
Lynn, since she is also keeping score, deducts 1 instead of lowering Red's score down to 7 instead. Red is happy but looks concerned when he sees 7 instead of 9 on the score TV.
Red Rectangle: I had 8 before to get to 9 but to 7.
Lincoln Loud: *rolls a 7 getting 40 points altogether* Yes! 
Lynn Loud Jr.: Good job, bro!
Lynn, since she is also keeping score, deducts 7 instead of lowering Linc's score down to 26 instead. Lincoln is happy but looks concerned when he sees 26 instead of 40 on the score TV.
Lincoln Loud: And I had 33 before to get to 40 but to 26.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rolls a 9 getting 54 points altogether* Yes!
Sandy Cheeks: Good job!
Lynn, since she is also keeping score, deducts 9 instead of lowering Sponge's score down to 36 instead. SpongeBob is happy but looks concerned when he sees 36 instead of 54 on the score TV.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I could’ve sworn I had 45 before to get to 54 but to 36???..... Well whatever, the TV never lies.
Yellow Rectangle: *rolls a 9 getting 63 points altogether* Yeah!
Lynn, since she is also keeping score, deducts 9 instead of lowering Yellow's score down to 45 instead. Yellow is happy but looks concerned when he sees 45 instead of 63 on the score TV.
Leni Loud: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 9 getting 134 points altogether* Yay!
Lynn, since she is also keeping score, deducts 19 instead of lowering Leni's score down to 96 instead. Leni is happy but looks concerned when she sees 96 instead of 134 on the score TV.
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 2*
Pink Rectangle: *rolls a 2*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls a strike and a bonus of 4*
Game 9 Results: Lynn (321), Sandy (229), Leni (96), Pink (59), Yellow (45), SpongeBob (36), Lincoln (26), Red (7), Patrick (0)
Game 10, the final round.
Patrick Star: *picks up my ball* Last round and then pizza and chicken wings! *rolls the ball down the gutter after drawing a face on the ball and drenching it with my grandma's makeup*
His Grandma arrives and steals back her leftover makeup before Patrick could apply it to his lips.
Patrick’s Grandma: Give me that! Rapscallion!
She bonks Patrick over the head with hardened and 1 year expired cookie dough.
Patrick Star: Sorry Grandma!
Red is up. He rolls a 0. Lincoln is up on deck but Sandy relieves him.
Sandy Cheeks: Is it okay if I can get my strike first? Please!
Lincoln Loud: Okay! I love when people say please!
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls a strike and no bonuses*
Pink Rectangle: *rolls a 0*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *rolls a strike and no bonuses*
Now Lincoln is really up.
Lincoln Loud: *rolls a strike and no bonuses* Dang it! I didn’t get a bonus!
Now Yellow is up.
Yellow Rectangle: *rolls a strike and no bonuses* Aw, bummers! I didn’t get a bonus like Lincoln!
Now Leni is up.
Leni Loud: *rolls a strike and no bonuses*
Now SpongeBob is really up to deck.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay SpongeBob, don’t fret, it is just 10 pins, a horribly long alley, a ball and probably a 5% chance of getting a strike. Oh man!
SpongeBob is nervously shaking while Sandy and everybody else in the building watches. He finally rolls. He rolls it down the middle.
Larry the Lobster: A middle roll! He's gonna get a strike!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Huh?
Patrick Star: Hooray! *throws the bowling ball accidentally in slow motion*
The customers chat to each other in interest in slow motion. The Ball reaches the pins and in slow motion begins knocking many over.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *in slow motion* Come on! Come on!! Come on!!!
Yellow Rectangle: *in slow motion* Sandy, look out. There's a bowling ball coming towards the customers due to my act of rolling it away without first considering the trajectory! Oh, you can do it and I wish I could give my words out faster, but everything's in slow motion!
A bowling ball towards the customers in slow motion.
Yellow Rectangle: *in slow motion* Noooo!
A bowling ball hits Mr. Grouse's face in slow motion.
Sandy runs out to the alley and picks up the tenth pin after the ninth one is knocked down in slow motion. No strike, back to normal speed.
Sandy Cheeks: Phew!
All Customers: *yells in outrage*
Shubie Peterson: Cheater!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: *frowns* You're an idiot, Patrick!
Patrick’s Grandma: Rapscallion!
She bonks Patrick again, blaming him for this.
Mr. Grouse: Hey, look what you did to my face. It's red and painful!
Harold the Fish: Hey! It ain’t all about winning you southern dope!
Mr. Grouse: Everybody, leave now!
Scoots from The Loud House: Get out of here!
Larry the Lobster: Yeah, we're leaving!
Nancy Suzy Fish: Boo!
Kids: Hiss!
Human girl #1: Boo! You're the worst, Patrick!
Human girl #2: This game is stupid! 
Sandy Cheeks: Listen, wait..
She is then cut off by Lincoln
Lincoln Loud: I can’t believe it, his only other friend Patrick ruins instead of encouraging a strike just because she thinks the game is more important than a sense of fun. I can’t believe this!!
He runs outside crying.
Customers: *disperse saying all kinds of bad things about Lynn under our breaths*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh man.
Fish Employee: *comes up* There was no chef or any apprentice openings! You don’t deserve those 371 and 259 points!
He deducts 371 points and 259 points.
Game 10 Results: Leni (106), Pink (59), Yellow (55), SpongeBob (45), Lincoln (36) (although it doesn’t matter now), Red (7), Patrick (0), Sandy (0), Lynn (0).
Lynn Loud Jr.: Wait Lincoln!
She walks outside to see Lincoln pouting against the side of the building, sniffling. She sits next to him.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Hey Stinkoln, are you okay?
Lincoln Loud: No I’m not! You cheated instead of having fun! I can’t look at you right now!
Lynn Loud Jr.: What I did was very wrong, it was. I got disqualified and I didn't win.
Lincoln Loud: You’re just saying that!
Lynn Loud Jr.: No really I mean it. Listen, I played sports, I was exiled from 24 bowling alleys because of the same reasons as today. I just get too carried away with this sport.
Lincoln Loud: Trying to justify yourself eh?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Well yes but however, I have learned one thing today, you can’t forge a win over friendship, what I did was very very bad and the whole town and *breaks the fourth wall* whoever is reading this, will probably continue to hate me and they can go ahead but I bestow you this. *takes out a gold medallion*
Lincoln Loud: What is this?
Lynn Loud Jr.: It's the grand prize Bowler Ballers awards you for not just winning but also getting strikes in all ten games. I don’t deserve this. It's yours now.
Lincoln Loud: *takes the medallion and sniffles but this time with happiness* Thank you!
Lynn Loud Jr.: You’re welcome.
The customers show up still oblivious.
Customers: Hey! It's Cheaty Cheaty again! Get her!
Lincoln Loud: No, it's okay! We talked it out! She has owned up to her wrongdoing, as bad as it was, she gave me this medallion.
Lynn Loud Jr.: And will never do this here cheating again.
Lincoln Loud: What she said! And I have one thing to say,.. I will not accept this medallion.
Customers and Lynn Loud Jr.: *gasps in shock*
Lynn Loud Jr.: What? Linc.
Lincoln Loud: What you did was wrong, but it would be selfish for me to exploit myself further.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Well I don’t want it and you don’t either, so who gets it?
Fish Employee: *grabs the medallion* Usually I don’t do this but I will now.
Shubie Peterson: Neptune help us!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Huh?!
Fish Employee: The winner of this game is.. Leni Loud and Patrick Star!
Leni Loud and Patrick Star: Yayyyyyy!!!
Fish Employee: You get a bonus prize as well, what do you wish?
Patrick Star: I wish for pizza and chicken wings float, 400 cheeseburgers, a root kelp float and several dancing robots!
Sandy Cheeks: Could I have a dancing robot?
*It says "THE END" Episode ends*
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