Baeloth Barrityl/Quotes

Baeloth Barrityl's quotes presents lines spoken by Baeloth, together with the associated sound files.
==The Black Pits==
===Dialogues===
	What's next? Ah, this group. Are they awake yet? Up! Rouse yourselves, you lice-laden layabouts. Stand and salute your new master, Baeloth the Entertainer.
	I'm afraid I can't let you go. I would be disappointing dozens of desperately depraved devotees of my devious diversions! And just look at all the hard work I've put into creating this colossal complex of combat! But you wouldn't want that to go to waste, would ya?
	Ah, you have returned! Are you ready to spill blood on the arena floor?
==Baldur's Gate==
===Dialogues===
	You fool! I am not fully revived! I am diminished, damaged, and DANGEROUSLY DETERIORATED! Why, I've even lost some of my perspicacity!
	Najim? Are you even LISTENING? My most obedient serv—friend! WHERE ARE YOU?! Surely you aren't going to leave me UP HERE!
	Argh! YOU CONNIVING CUR! I will crack your realm wide open and DRAG YOU INTO THIS PLANE OF— Oh, hello. Well, this is awkward.
	Greetings, friendly, ah, surface-dweller. You wouldn't happen to know the direction of the nearest entrance to the Underdark, would you?
	How could I forget?! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Baeloth Barrityl, more commonly known as BAELOTH THE ENTERTAINER! Yes, I know. THAT Baeloth. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy; I'm sure you know the drill.
	My most recent project was a little something I called the Black Pits. I'm sure you've heard of it. Mortal pitted against mortal in a desperate bid to... oh, it doesn't matter anymore.
	Clearly, I still command SOME of my powers. Even in this diminished state, I must remain one of the top five spellcasters in all the realms. If someone were to offer me martial protection, I'm sure I could be of great help to... whatever it is you're doing.
	No! NO! NO, NO, NO! Don't LEAVE me here, you moronic miscreant! Don't let me die at the hands of pale-skinned barbarians!
	I hope you're satisfied. Look at my clothing! Caked-on mud everywhere! Do you have any idea how many hairy, four-legged BEASTS I had to avoid while making my way here? Woofs, were they? Wharves? I don't know.
	YES! At last, some protection! Protection for YOU, that is. I will join you. So that you can feel safe.
===Commands===
	OBVIOUSLY, this was going to happen, but the amount of TIME it took borders on insanity! How do you function on a day-to-day basis?	Leader
	*yawn* I have little taste for sleeping in a dog pile with you rivvil. Find me an inn! 	Tired
	You wouldn't be interested in playing a little GAME, would you? Mmm? 	Bored
	Oohoohoohoo, I'm gonna work out some anger on you. 	Battlecry1
	Argh! 	Damage
	Agh! Exit stage... left? 	Hurt
	Augh... NOT AGAIN!! *gurgle* 	Dying
	Eh? What do YOU want? 	Select1
	Is there REALLY no one else you can bother? 	Select2
	Touch someone else, you filthy swine! 	Select3
	With my usual panache, I assume. 	Action1
	You must be loving this. 	Action2
	All right... but NOT because you TOLD me to. 	Action3
==Siege of Dragonspear==
===Dialogues===
	Come one, come all! See the cream of the Sword Coast's combatant crop! Witness the brilliant and bizarre battles in the Black Pits of the one and only Baeloth the Entertainer!
	Absolutely, though acknowledging one's individual abilities is also an admirable attribute.
	Though I am no bard, I shall bestow my bewitching vocals on this baffling boulder!
	A cadre of crusaders curb our crossing. Quite the conundrum.
	The Flaming Fist frump fathoms the facts. That False Fluorescent Female fairly radiates from the defensive spells enfolding her.
	The morose moppet mustn't meander with her malevolent one-time master. How magnificently, mawkishly melancholy.
	A shrill shrew she is, shielded by a shroud of self-righteous sanctimony.
	Bah! Baeloth Barrityl's bound to do better without your bevy of brutes.
===Commands===
	Run! Rapidly! Right now! 	Morale failure
	We do wonderful work! I'm impressed. 	Happy
	What noble notions noodle through your noggin? 	Unhappy-annoyed
	This won't work. My path might pare off from yours presently. 	Unhappy-serious
	Enough! Baeloth the Entertainer goes ELSEWHERE. 	Unhappy-break
	So be it! I will bestir this brave band into acts of astonishing acclaim!	Leader
	*yawn* The sirine of sleep sings to me... 	Tired
	If we're to wait here, I might begin a brand-new business... 	Bored
	Fistfuls of flaming finality! 	Battlecry1
	Death delivered! 	Battlecry2
	Fight or flee, either way you fall! 	Battlecry3
	After them! Attack! 	Battlecry4
	You stand no chance. 	Battlecry5
	Aaaa! 	Damage
	Gah! Potions! Poultices! 	Hurt
	I go... to my grave... 	Dying
	Such a flock of foliage flourishes around us! 	Forest
	Ah, the comfort of cobbles under my soles soothes me. 	City
	Chill, creepy caverns always appeal to my aesthetics. 	Dungeon
	Bright, blinding sun! I'll seek out some shade. 	Day
	The dark is definitely delightful, don't you think? 	Night
	Aye? 	Select1
	Your yen? 	Select2
	Siyo? 	Select3
	Ask someone else! 	Select4
	Mmmm? 	
Select5
	What is it NOW? 	
Select6
	To task! 	Action1
	I'm busy right now. 	Action2
	So you say. 	Action3
	I'm here, and I hear. 	Action4
	Let me entertain you! 	Action5
	I'm huge in the Underdark. 	Action6
	Alveus Malcanter? Never heard of him. 	Action7
	Another contender collapses! 	To death-general
	Sleep well, dalninil. 	To death-specific
	And take that, vile villain! 	Critical hit
	A fail. A flub! 	Critical miss
	My attacks atrophy. This isn't working. 	Target immune
	My bags are bursting! Had to drop it. 	Inventory full
	I've nabbed a knicknack! 	Picked pocket
	Invisible. 	Hidden in shadows
	My magic misfires! 	Spell disrupted
	Trap at your toes. Step softly. 	Set a trap
Category:Companion quotes