Toe Jam

Toe Jam is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Which little piggy had roast beef?
===Choices===
1. big toe
2. second toe
3. middle toe
4. pinkie toe
===Choice Readings===
"The big toe, the second toe, the middle toe or the pinkie toe?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Big toe? Big no."
2. "Nah, that's actually the piggie with agoraphobia, cause that little piggie stayed home."
3. "The middle piggie."
4. "The pinkie toe? No, that's the piggie with the urinary tract problem."
===Answer Quote===
"Unless of course you're from the Ozarks, then, it's the third toe out of six."
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