Ellan Page

Ellan Page was a false deity worshiped by Minish in one of the darkest times of her life, when her faith strayed from the Kaizerian Pantheon. She is the false god of pages, content, bysekshoeuls, lesbians, unhealthy obsessions, girlfriends, and Canada. Supposedly, Ellan Page was an incredible and beautiful actress, and was theorized by many scholars to be bysekshoeul; later, re-evaluating their records, archaeologists found that she was in fact a lesbian. Minish was known to be unhealthily obsessed with Ellan Page, and even created a shrine to her on Freakin' Pansy Wiki; in her delusion, she thought that Ellan Page was her girlfriend, though this was conclusively proven false by several DNA tests. 
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