Rick Redwood

== Introduction ==
The Man, The Myth, The Legend.
== Biography ==
God himself cried when Rick was born. Built like the strongest of cattle, the toughest of trees, and the sturdiest of mountains Rick was said to be one of purely prophecy. Rick pisses excellence and bleeds red white and blue. Women describe him as if he were a da Vinci painting or a Michelangelo statue. He speaks as if he's a renaissance poet and can sing like the rarest of songbirds. 
Known for delivering the firm hand of justice he is the one true inventor of policework. If he was there when the Constitution was signed his signature would be the biggest. He wipes his ass with police budgets and gives the finger to the tax payer. Rick is the epitome of a perfect officer. If the SASP has a Parthenon Rick would have a statue in it. 
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