Epic Rap Battle Parodies 47

Captain America vs Uncle Sam is the 47th episode of ERBParodies and their Independence Day special. It features American Superhero, Captain America, going up against Patriotic Icon, Uncle Sam, to see who is the better representation of America.
==Cast==
HarryPotter2875 as Uncle Sam
VideoGameRapBattles as Captain America
Froggy as The Winter Soldier
Justin Buckner as Ron Jeremy
==Lyrics==
Captain America:
The first ever Avenger is gonna kick the ass of this colored Lincoln
Is there any way to take down this tank is what you'll be thinking
I'm a super soldier fighting for America survivor of the second World War
I'll take down this long leg bitch and he'll flop more than the Fantastic Four 
Now sonny, we all know I was taught to respect my elders
But seventy years frozen in ice's made me feel under the weather
So when i spit its so cold, so sick i'd hate to be a dick
That both these pecs and my shield show you that I'm the most patriotic!
Uncle Sam:
I want you to shut the fuck up, Steve Roger that? Got it? Good
You better prepare yourself, I'll burn your Winter Soldier like firewood
You're just a fake stupid pansy in tights, you bet you oughta be scared of me
You don't wanna step to me, I pack more meat than Ron Jeremy
You fight crime? Great, but the only offense I see is your rapping, son
I'm winning this fight, you're coming up shorter than James Madison
My rhymes fly and blow up, get ready for my lyrical missiles
You say that you're the patriotic one? Just look at my initials!
Captain America:
Making the kindling out of Bucky? Go and grab your Brother John
Scrooge be losing another war faster than his war bonds
Punch to the Hawkeye, just say goodbye, you're nothing but full of 4th of Ju-lies
I'll make you cry, just already die, I'll bury Sir Sammy far beneath the ice
Constitute my height against Madisons, I'd be wary, son
Cause from where I'm standing, you'll be the next W.H Harrison
If you'd like to salute one finger short, then keep on pointing, gramps
Or there'll be another man in striped pajamas for the internment camps
Uncle Sam: 
Is that what you expect? For me to panic and start fleeing?
You're forgetting something, Steven, you're a normal human being
Sure, you're stronger than can be, but I don't care about your gimmick
You aren't meant for rap, leave and get your ass to the Olympics
Swing your little shield around, you crazy muscled monkey
Step off, I come backed with the respect of a whole country
I'll smack you red, black and blue, without a single doubt
Take a step into my slaughterhouse and you won't be coming out!
== Poll ==
<poll>
Who won?
Captain America 
Uncle Sam
</poll>
Category:Justin Buckner
Category:Captain America
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:ERBP Season 3