Baby Cakes

Musical guest: Emily Osment
Guest star - Nora Dunn and Dominique Swain
act 5 - Henry welcomes everyone to KaBlam!, the show where cartoons are the one and the musical guest they're about to see is a voice of an Angel. June is grateful that she has clean teeth just like the Asian siblings. However Erica asks them to be quiet and get on with the performance! Emily Osment performs once upon a dream
== Quotes ==
Mr. Stockdale: little girl, you've been doing so well with your teeth 
Nurse: Elise Silver Smith?
Erica: uh, it’s Erica 
The Dentist: Alright, step inside.
Erica: Say, aren't you Garth and Alex's mum?
The dentist: Why, yes, I am, Now, sit back and relax, and we'll be done shortly. Do you play with my kids sometimes?
(She opened their mouths wide as the chair was lowering. Nora then went to work and started to tackle down their mouth. It winced at some points with the drill and the scraping along her gums. They only had one cavity, She handed a 'goody bag' filled with a toothbrush, floss, and a tube of toothpaste.)
The dentist: Now, I'll see you in six months, just remember to brush and floss after every meal, (took out a photograph of the Asian siblings) Or you'll look like my poor kids
Betty Anne Bongo: (dressed as the Cafe Ad Hoc waitress) Hey, it's the girl who had a dentist appointment! How’s your appointment 
Erica: you wouldn’t understand, I got a cavity, and I have to brush and floss after every meal so I could keep them white and clean like the Asian siblings
Corey: What? Why?
Erica: Mr. Stockdale thinks my teeth look alright, and the Asians teeth look alright, see? (Took out a photograph from before) I’ll look like them
Betty Anne Bongo: Here's your meal, sir.
Corey: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Thanks.
Erica: [sighs] I'm gonna head home. The celebration's off.
Corey: Are you sure?
Erica: Yeah. I'm not in a mood for another cartoon. [starts to walk away]
Corey: Okay, see you.
Betty Anne Bongo: [hands a Junkyard Sundae] And here's your Junkyard Sundae, sir. 
Erica: A Junkyard Sundae, huh? I guess I could use one of those.
Corey: [He pats her on the back] Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.
Betty Anne Bongo: [Handing one sundae] There you go.
Erica: Boy, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already. Waiter, let's get another round over here. [then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter] Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please. [Then the waiter gives them two more]
Both: Whoo! [they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter]
Erica: Waiter. [Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream] Oh, waiter. [singsong] Waiter. [slurring] Wait-or. [yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways] Waiter!
Betty Anne Bongo: [puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae] Why do I always get the nuts?
Erica: [Up on stage holding a lollipop microphone] All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world. It's a little ditty called...
Both: Waiter!
Kayla: When you want it the most
There's no easy way out
When you're ready to go
And your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
(audience applauds)
Kayla: what do you think of my theme song?
Betty Anne Bongo: it was good, and you have one loose tooth
Henry: Welcome to KaBlam! where cartoons and comics are the one. Now, the musical guest your about to see is a voice of an Angel
June: Yes, shes got clean teeth just like the Asian siblings
Erica: Shhhh! Will you lot be quiet, and let’s get on with the performance!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen...Emily Osment!
(crowd cheers)
Emily Osment: I know you
I walked with you
Once upon a dream
I know you
The gleam in your eyes
Is so familiar, a gleam
I know it's true
That visions are seldom
All they seem
But if I know you
I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
The way you did once
Upon a dream
Once upon a time
I dreamed we'd be together
In love forever
Once upon a night
I was for a never
A never ending
Once upon a time
Once upon a night
Once upon a wish
Once upon a dream
I know you
I danced with you
Once upon a night
There we were
Wishing this dance
Would last forever all time
I hope it's true
This vision is more
Than what it seems
Cause if dreams come true
I know what we'll do
We'll dance once again
The way we did then
Upon a dream
Once upon a time
I dreamed we'd be together
In love forever
Once upon a night
I was wishing for a never
A never ending
Once upon a time
Once upon a night
Once upon a a wish
Once upon a dream
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah
Once upon a night
I was wishing for a never
A never ending
Once upon a time
Once upon a night
Once upon a wish
Once upon a love
Once upon a dream
(audience applauses)
June: alright, that’s our show!
Henry: and before we go let’s give a big hand for Emily Osment!
(Rooster yelling as the audience cheers)
Bert Pence: join us again next time. same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! network.
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