The Abomination of Ender

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==Log Date: 7111==
The strange ender abomination reported by human civilians appears to be nowhere. I have agreed to help them on the circumstances that I would be free. We have only one picture of the strange mob that I'm pinning to this book in this entry. 
Witnesses say that it teleports people to a strange dimension. Only one man escaped and managed to take the picture here. This picture is possibly the most valuable thing in Minecraft as it proves that this strange mob actually esists! More later. Good night.
==Log Date 7112==
My assistant Maurice has done it! She caught a glimpse of the creature! She also found us some powerful handcuffs. What do they do? They block the Enderman's powers. Believe me, many are kept as pets or servants. Good thing I'm free now... They take them to mob doctors to turn them into passive mobs. That's our goal for now... Get the handcuffs on... More soon.
==Log Date 7113==
WE HAVE DONE IT!!!! THE HANDCUFFS ARE ON AS I WRITE!!! WE HAVE THE RAREST MOB IN MINECRAFTIA!!!! I can't believe it... Oh my Notch, I just can't believe it. We are driving it to the mob doctor tomorrow... Me and Maurice are celebrating. See you later!
==Log Date 7114==
IT TOOK MAURICE!!!! HOLY NOTCH I'M SCARED!!!! THE THING ESCAPED AND CAPTURED MAURICE!!!!! HOLY CRAP PLEASE HELP SOMEONE!!!!! I'LL TRY TO WRITE AGAIN WHEN I'M NOT PANICKING SO MUCH!!!!
==L0g D@t3 7lIS==
I'M PANICKING TO MUCH TO WRITE CORRECTLY!!!! THE MONSTER IS PERSUING ME!!!! I'M TRAPPED IN THE FOREST!!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE!!!!!
==Log Date ???==
The monster appears to be toying with my mind. More Endermen are in the area so I have to wear a pumpkin at all times. I don't even know the Log Date anymore... More soon.
==Log Date *:#+==
I'm scared. I'm so scared... Someone please help. I haven't seen it for days and I think it's going to come for me any second... Please help!
==Log Date Eyes==
Eyes. 
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Everywhere.
HEEEEEEE333333EEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!?!!?!!!!?!!?!!!
==log date 3y3$==
I.
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ENDERMAN!!!!!!!!!
==l0g d@t3 3y3s==
Notch.
OH DEAR NOTCH PLEASE HELP!!!!!
IT HAS ME IN IT'S CLUTCHES PLEASE HELP OMN SISJSNSJJMZKZ!AKWJSJSMSMSIZDNEKAOAJS!W!LSOSJXMAJAHWISOLSMWKAISHDNKAIUUSKSKWUSJSJSHSHSJSN EYESEYESEYESEYESEYES!!!!!!
STARING AT ME!!!!!
EYYYYYEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
==L0G D@T3 3Y3$282764891==
HELP ME!!!!!!
I'M TRAPPED!!!! 
IT ATE MY ARM MAKING IT VERY HARD TO WRITE THIS!!!!!!
OMN PLEASE SOMEONE!!!!!!
==l0g d@t3 OMN==
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ITHASME!!!!!!!
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Hello. This belonged to my most recent victim. As his dying wish I wrote Final Log in Endermaniese for this log. I have one final thing to say... 
Isn't it strange that an Enderman was sent to cage an Enderman?
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