Episode 006 - Days of Future Whatever

==Episode Description==
In which we more or less prepare you for the upcoming feature film; Rachel Summers is a black hole of continuity; Kitty Pryde breaks the Danger Room; Earth 200500 is clearly the best earth; even the X-Men have no idea what’s going on; First Class Emma Frost is so boring that we forget she exists; wolverines are definitely not wolves; and you can have Rachel’s Community references when you pry them from her cold, dead hands.
== Cold Open ==
Rachel Summers.
==X-Plained==
*Rachel Summers
*“Days of Future Past”
*Gravestone engraving standards of 2013
*The Mostly-New, Mostly-Different Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
*Another unfortunate hat
*Causality in the Marvel Multiverse
*Earths 811, 1191, 295, 311, and 200500
*Hall monitors with laser rifles
*How to fix a broken timeline
*The X-Men cinematic universe, and points of divergence from the comics
*The one thing X-Men: The Last Stand does right
*The Xavier Index of Cinematic Continuity
*The difference between Canis lupus and Gulo gulo
*A Days of Future Past cinematic cram course
*Fix-it fic
*Blink, Bishop, and dark-future mash-ups
*The enduring appeal of Earth-811
*The significantly less enduring appeal of Earth-242
*The Nazi Excalibur of Earth-597
== Listener Questions ==
* It's been 30 years since DoFP. Why does this storyline keep getting mined? 
* What, in your estimation, is truly the DARKEST X-Men timeline and why? Show your work.
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