Happycat

Happycat is a member of the Lower Counsel of Undefeatables. He is almost always happy and is also the only one of the three original masters of NEDM who still uses their powers. He was created at the start of the universe by Ceiling Cat along with Epa and Effarig. In 1800, he changed his name from Tac to Happycat because he had just learned the English language (which is really just a backwards cipher of the Ancient Language that the masters of NEDM used). In 1900, he founded the Universal NEDM Army to rid the world of all evil. They haven't succeeded...yet.
==Powers==
*Teleportation: Exactly what it says on the tin.
*Invincibility: He is extremely hard to kill due to his Undefeatability. He can also respawn, and give others temporary invincibility.
*Apparition: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, and float around, or even turn invisible.
*Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, whether his head is attached or not.
*Controlled Metabolism: Happycat will not get fat(ter) regardless of how many cheezburgers he eats.
*Chapstick Bazookas: He can shoot radioactive Chapstick RPGs out of his mouth (3 at a time) whether his head is attached or not. These create gigantic explosions underwater, functioning like torpedoes, and cause buildings that they pass to suddenly go up in smoke. He can direct them to drop onto the ground like bombs or fly like a low-flying airplane.
*NEDM: The most famous power, and the one that gives the art of random destruction and sheer power its name. When he says "NEDM", a burst of invisible NEDM energy appears, which Happycat can manipulate. Usually, some or all people nearby get Happycat heads and a cool song plays. He recently found a new way to do it; when somebody says "any", he interrupts by saying "DM".
==Blowing up the Moon==
Happycat blows up the moon in 6027. Happycat can, and he will.
===How he'll do it===
No, he won't NEDM it, you silly. He'll create a bunch of clones of himself, and advise them to explode the moon. Then, they NEDM it.
===The Moon's recreation===
After Happycat eats a Blu-Ray disc later that year, he will divide by zero and rewind time, causing the moon to have been recreated.
==Trivia==
*He doesn't particularly like Doom music, but will tolerate it as long as it is not used to justify evil.
*He killed Bonzi Buddy once, but Bonzi respawned, Beacuse Bonzi is evil.
*He made the letters N, E, D, and M popular.
*He is a member of both the Undefeatables and Nondefeatables.
*He gave Kat and Ana immortality because they helped him eat a Cheezburger as it was too large for him to eat, thanks to their Katana's slicing powers.
*He is cute.
*He dislikes itty bitty bunny milkies, and is willing to protect Redditors from exposure to their cognitohazardous properties.
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