Butt Burps In Your Pocket

This is a green keychain with yellow buttons and the toy's name in yellow; when the buttons are hit, Madison from Class of 3000 (as voiced by Jennifer Hale, age 52) will fart and then follow up with a zany one-liner.
== The Farts and 1-Liners ==
# ("Ketchup" fart) Who needs condiments when you've got me?
# ("Mustard Cutter" fart) Since I'm a pro, do NOT try this at home!
# ("Relish" fart) Wow, what a flavourfully funky fart!
# ("Mustard" fart) That one really spiced me up!
# ("Lima bean" fart) I dare you to blame me!
# ("School library" fart) Even storybooks can't keep quiet around me!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 1 (triggered by pushing the top 2 buttons simultaneously): ("Library" fart) A new chapter has been added to my novel!
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 2 (triggered by pushing the middle 2 buttons simultaneously): ("Green Steam" fart) Why have a sauna when I'm around?
# HIDDEN SOUNDBITE 2 (triggered by pushing the bottom 2 buttons simultaneously): ("Steam Whistler" fart) My toots will ALWAYS blow you away!
Category:Farts