Bonding With Your Child

Bonding with your Child is the first episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squilvia forces Squidward to bond with his child.
== Characters ==
* Squidward
* Squilvia
* Squidward Jr.
* Fish that got his car stolen
* Lots of fish that got run over
== Transcript ==
Squilvia:Squidward! We need to talk!
Squidward:Talk? No please! I hate hearing woman talking!
Squilvia:You need to spend more time with Jr.!
Squidward:I'd rather die. Now leave me alone while i watch the tv in the couch!
Squilvia:*lifts the couch up* GO SPEND TIME WITH HIM!!
Squidward:Ok, ok! Bah, spending time with Junior...
Junior:Hi dad, why are you watching me with those sad eyes?
Squidward:Son, we gotta spend time together!
Junior:NOOOOOO!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Squidward:Mine's too! It was mom's idea!
Junior:WHAT A BI
Squidward:Hey hey hey hey hey! Hey! Calm down! There are children here! 
Junior:Dad, what if we pretended to spend time together, but didn't?
Squidward:How many times do i have to tell you, ducks don't have teeth! Hey, what if we pretended to spend time together, but didn't?
Junior:That's what i sa-
Squidward:HEY HEY HEY! STARTING FROM TOMORROW, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 24 DAYS!
Junior:What did i-
Squidward:25!
Squilvia:*enters the room* so, what are you two doing together?
Squidward:We are talking about how america sucks, blah blah blah
Squilvia:Wow, good job! Junior should learn about that! *exits the room*
Junior:Dad, i didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice......*starts hitting him with a baseball bat*
Squidward:OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH WHHYYYYY MR. SON I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
Junior:*stops*
Squidward:Oh thank go-
Junior:*takes a flamethrower and puts his father's head on fire*
Squidward:AAAAAH!! *jumps out of the window, naked*
Squilvia:*watches the window* aah, what a beautiful day, birds singing, lots of flowers, my naked husband on fire running in the street.....WHAT
Squidward:I WILL NEVER SPEND TIME WITH MY CHILD AGAIN *steals a car and runs over lots of people*
Squilvia:*faints*
Junior:*to the audience* That's all folks!
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