The Pretty Cute Little Girl/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: August 11, 2018
Episode Copyrighted: 2018
This episode is rated TV-Y7-FV.
The episode begins at The Krusty Krab, business as usual. Mr. Krabs is enjoying himself while taking a money bath and SpongeBob is grilling up some patties singing to himself as usual. Squidward overhears while reading a book about toilets.
Squidward Tentacles: Imbecile. *goes back to reading but then hears a bell continuously ring and looks down to see a little girl constantly pressing the bell* Agh! Stop ringing the bell! I get your attention!
She continues.
Squidward Tentacles: Hey?!
Her brother, who's only two years older, intervenes.
Monroe Timmy: Susie, stop!
Susie: *mockingly* Susie, stop!!
Finally, the mother comes by.
Norma Rechid: Sorry about that, kids are kids you know.
Lori Loud: What?!
Squidward Tentacles: Why are you insinuating that I know about kids! I never had any!
Norma Rechid: Relax, I was just saying.
Squidward Tentacles: Just hurry up and order! I hate my job enough as is!
Lori Loud: I don't literally have much time.
Norma Rechid: Ahem anyways, I’ll take a double decker Krabby Patty with extra cheese and no pickles.
Squidward Tentacles: *writes the order down* And what do your little brats want?
Monroe Timmy: I just want a milkshake, your food sucks!
Susie: *mockingly* I just want a milkshake, your food sucks!!
Monroe Timmy: Shut up!
Squidward Tentacles: HEY! YOU GONNA ORDER OR WHAT?!
Norma now gets mad.
Norma Rechid: Listen you big nosed freakface! My kids are only 6 and 4! They don’t know better yet!
Squidward Tentacles: Well maybe you should teach them better! Mom's are supposed to be useful, not hollow!
Norma has a look on her face.
Lori Loud: What?
Slide transition. Later, the heroes would then arrive at the city Mall.
Lori Loud: Alright, Leni! We're here!
Leni Loud: *gets excited* Yes! *hops out of Vanzilla* Now I can buy some new dresses! *sings* I'm gonna buy new dresses, I'm gonna buy new dresses, I'm-
Mr. Krabs: Alright, no more.
Lori Loud: But, Hey! Remember what I told you! Only one, I repeat, One dress! So do not waste all of your money on those stupid dresses, because that's the only money we have right now.
Leni Loud: But don't you have any money?
Squidward Tentacles: I don't care. Now give me money. 
Lori Loud: I wasted them all on those Boyz Will Be Boyz albums.
Leni Loud: Oh... Okay then!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why don’t you attend a therapy session Squidward?
Squidward Tentacles: Was I talking to you?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Besides that, just try some therapy Squidward, and the world will be sunnier and happier and full of lollipop sprinkles!
Squidward Tentacles: ….. Will you jump off a cliff afterwards?
Leni was about to turn around until Lori began to say something.
Lori Loud: Wait, before you go, I'm just gonna remember for the last time. Only buy one dress! One! Because if you waste all of your money on more than 1 dress, you're gonna be in trouble, big time! Kapeesh?
Squidward Tentacles: Don’t make me Squizzy.
Leni Loud: Uh, Isn't "Kapeesh" a type of fruit?
Lori Loud: No! It's an Italian word for "Got It" or "Understand".
Leni Loud: Oh! Well, then I got the kapeesh!
Squidward Tentacles: Whatever, just buy the stupid dress!
Leni Loud: Okay!
Leni would walk away with her money. Squidward and Lori would let out a sigh.
Lynn Loud Jr.: She's probably gonna buy 2 or more dresses. I just know it.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, kapeesh! Right SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: It was love.
Slide transition cuts to outside near the dumpster where The Evil Lord J. Master Lox and Sheldon J. Plankton overheard and observed the entire three way conversation looking into the window and listening with his frequency detector.
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, what’s your plan?
Plankton: Yes, this gives me an idea!
They evilly laugh and then lose their balance and fall right into the dumpster, into the liquid part.
Time card reading "Meanwhile..."
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
The scene would show Leni walking around the mall, looking for a dress while humming. As she walks around, she sees one of the new shiny dresses she wanted.
Leni Loud: There it is!
Leni would grab the dress. She would continue to hum and walk. While she isn't looking, there was a small scarf on the floor. She would slip on the scarf and accidentally throw the dress into. It suddenly lands on 3 other teenage girls who were drinking cherry soda, causing them to accidentally spill on their dress and 2 shirts. The first one had a black afro along with dark purple eyeshadow, blue eyes, and red lipstick, the second one has blue-dyed hair along with a black shirt and jeans, the third one has blonde hair, freckles, a white shirt saying "I Heart Fashion" and also jeans.
Leni Loud: *gets up* Ugh... What just happened?
Leni suddenly sees the dress on the 3 girls. She then walks over to get the dress, only to see the 3 girls turn at Leni with angry faces.
Leni Loud: *noticing the angry faces* Whoops... Sorry...
Suddenly, one of the girls would kick Leni down to the floor.
Girl #1: Look what you've done to my purple, sparkly dress! Thanks to you, it's all ruined with cherry soda!
Leni Loud: *broken voice while tears develop* I said I was sorry!
Girl #2: Sorry's not gonna cut it, dork!
Girl #3: Yeah! Now we're gonna take our shirts off and get new ones!
Girls #1 and #2: *looks at Girl #3*
Girl #3: What?
Girl #1: Anyways, dork, are you that stupid enough to throw that pink dress right at us?!
Leni Loud: I didn't mean to-
Girl #3: *mocks tune* I DIDN'T MEAN TO, BECAUSE I'M SO STUPID THAT I THROW DRESSES EVERYWHERE FOR FUN AND NOT TO HURT PEOPLE, BUT DO IT ANYWAYS AND NOT CARE!
Girl #1: You know what, let's get away from this dork right here!
Girl #2: Yeah!
The 3 girls would walk away from Leni with the dress as Leni begins to cry. Hearing Leni's bawling, the 3 girls would just roll their eyes and just walk. Suddenly, Leni would run up in front of them, begging for forgiveness.
Leni Loud: *bawls* PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Disgusted, the 3 girls would turn around, but Leni again runs in front of them.
Leni Loud: PLEASE!
Again, they would turn around and walk away, but Leni just keeps on running in front of them.
Leni Loud: I JUST SAID I DIDN'T MEAN TO-
Girl #3: *gets ticked off* WOULD YOU JUST STOP!?
Girl #3 would kick Leni, making her fall on the floor and cry like a baby.
Girl #4: *offscreen* Leave my girlfriend alone, girls!
Girls #1, #2 and #3: Huh?!
Screen cuts to the fourth one with 5 year old little girl who has orange hair, a red bow on her hair, green eyes, a pink shirt on the flower with white petals and yellow center of the flower, a white belt, a pink skirt and pink shoes.
Girl #4: Calm down.
Girl #3: *to Girl #4* Jeez, I wish we could do something to make this work happy and get over this!
What Girl #3 said gives Girl #1 an idea.
Girl #1: I think I know how we could do that, girls.
Girl #3: How?
The 4 girls would get in a circle and whisper to each other. After that, they turn to Leni and walk up to her.
Girl #4: *to Leni* You know what?
Leni Loud: *looks up at the 4 girls* Hm?
Girl #4: I forgive you, right girls?
Girls #1, #2 and #3: *lies* Mm-hmm!
Leni Loud: Really guys?
Girl #1: Oh, sure! We definitely do!
Girl #4: Anyways, here's your dress back! *throws the dress at Leni as she catches it*
Leni Loud: Wow! Thanks, guys!
Girl #1: What's your name by the way?
Leni Loud: My name? Oh! My name is Leni Loud!
Girl #1: Leni, huh?
Leni Loud: Mm-hmm!
Girl #1: Huh... Really like that name! My name's Emma. *points at Girl #2* This girl with blue hair is Olivia, *points at Girl #3* this one with the freckles is Sophie, *points at Girl #4* and this little girl with orange hair and green eyes is Rachel Foxy.
Olivia: Sup?
Sophie: Hey!
Rachel Foxy: *waves to Leni* Hi! My name is Rachel Foxy!
Leni Loud: Well, I'm just glad you girls forgave me. Now I shall take this new beautiful dress along with me.
Leni was about to walk away until Emma began to say something.
Emma: So... You're a huge fan of fashionable dresses like the one you're carrying, huh?
Leni then turns around.
Leni Loud: Yeah, why?
Olivia: Don't you, like, wanna buy more of them?
Leni Loud: I'd love too, but I can't.
Emma: Uh, why not? I thought you're a fan of fashionable dresses like that one you're carrying right now.
Leni Loud: I am, it's just that... My big sister, Lori...
Olivia: Go on!
Leni Loud: Said if I buy more than 2 dresses, I'm gonna be in big trouble
The 3 girls look at Leni in silence for a few seconds, and then begin to hysterically laugh at Rachel.
Sophie: SHE SAID YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE, JUST FOR BUYING OVER TWO FREAKING DRESSES!?
Emma, Olivia, and Sophie: *continues to laugh at Rachel*
Leni Loud: But, guys! I'm serious! We'll be in big trouble!
The 3 girls begin to calm down.
Emma: Listen, Leni! Who cares about what your big sister says? If you're a fan of fashionable dresses, buy as much of them as you want!
Sophie: Yeah, your stupid sister is just being a jerk!
Leni Loud and Rachel Foxy: *thinks about what Emma said*
Leni Loud: You know what, guys? You're right! We don't care what Lori says! I'm just gonna buy more of those new shiny dresses! *walks away to buy new dresses*
The 3 girls are now relieved that Leni are now gone.
Emma: Finally, we got that dork away!
Sophie: Yeah! And you, what's better? She's gonna be in big trouble for buying more than 1 dress.
Olivia: Heh! Yeah, I bet her stupid sister is gonna be so ticked off at that dork!
Emma, Sophie and Olivia: *looks at Rachel* Ahem!
Rachel Foxy: I'm sorry, girls, I didn't mean to--
Sophie: Rachel, you've ruined my dress.
Rachel Foxy: But, girls--
Sophie: *points to Rachel* This little girl looks stupid. Get her, girls.
Emma and Olivia: Yeah!
Rachel Foxy: *runs to Leni*
The 3 girls would laugh and continue walking away.
Slide transition to Squidward exiting the Krusty Krab. It's now the evening and the shift is all done for the day. Squidward is going to go home and try therapy tomorrow until Karen Plankton rolls out of the Chum Bucket stopping him.
Squidward Tentacles: Agh! Oh wait, aren’t you that robot Plankton is wed to?
Karen Plankton: Computer.
Pearl Master Lox: Huh?!
Squidward Tentacles: Whatever, by the way clean your rods, they would smell up a playground worse than a junkyard.
Karen is fuming with rage in her inner processes but manages to keep her cool and talks to Squidward about therapy.
Karen Plankton: I hear that you want some therapy.
Squidward Tentacles: Wait, how’d you know.
Karen Plankton: I know everything.
Squidward Tentacles: Really? What are the lottery numbers this Sunday?
Pearl Master Lox: Can we get back to the point.
Squidward Tentacles: Tell me who's gonna win the hockey game this Friday. The Cubs or the Sea Bears?
Pearl Master Lox: Sea Bears?!
Squidward Tentacles: Whatever, I hate hockey anyways,... now, you said that you can serve me therapy right?
Karen Plankton: No, our boss can.
Squidward Tentacles: Is this a scam?
Karen Plankton: No.
Pearl Master Lox: It's not a scam.
Squidward Tentacles: Not interested, I like scams, because I can turn in those ingrates that make them into the police afterwards.
Richard Watterson: Hey, may I have chips.
Larry Needlemeyer: It's kelp fries.
Richard Watterson: *feels guilty* Aww.
Scene cuts to the mall.
Lincoln Loud: Finally, she's out! *notices the amount of dresses she has* Wait a minute...
Lori Loud: What?
Lincoln Loud: Remember when you told Leni to buy only one dress?
Lori Loud: Yeah?
Lincoln Loud: Well, to me, it doesn't look like she has one dress.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Rachel? Maybe, she's over here.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah.
Time card reading "Later That Night..."
French Narrator: Later that night...
Lynn Loud Sr.: *turns to Leni* Is this true, Leni? Did you waste all of our money over those dumb dresses?
Leni Loud: I think, I don't-
Lori Loud: Yes, it was!
Squidward Tentacles: That’s you bought fifty clothes!
Rita Loud: Alright, thanks for telling us. We'll deal with Leni about this.
Lori then leaves the Dining Room. The parents then turn to Leni with an angry face.
Rita Loud: And you, young lady, for wasting our only money we had, you are grounded for 5 days.
Lynn Loud Sr.: This means no fashion or any fashion-related things. *to Rachel* And you've ruined Lori.
Leni Loud: *hangs head down sadly* Yes, dad…
Screen cuts to Rachel's eyes with puppy eyes close up filling with tears then cuts back to Rachel.
Rachel Foxy: Lori's right, I've ruined everything. *sobs and runs away*
Scene cuts to Master Lox’s Lair.
Lord Master Lox: Yes, Leni is grounded for 5 days. Plankton, what’s your perfect plan?
Plankton: He may be an infuriating bigot that is just under Mr. Krabs in my list to vaporize for world domination but we will get back to that later. Now anyways, I got the perfect plan to steal The Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Karen Plankton: What formula?
Pearl Master Lox: Why did you host this dumb therapy session anyways?
Lord Master Lox: Simple! We let the squid guy spill out all of his problems mentally so I can craft a plan and pack a punch harder onto his adversaries until they surrender the formula!
Plankton: Yes, the formula!
Karen Plankton: This plan is going to fail, very bigly.
Pearl Master Lox: Failed very bigly!
Lord Master Lox: That can't be true!
Plankton: Our marriage failed very bigly! Nothing else of mine and capture her! Muahahaha!
Lord Master Lox: Let's capture that cute little girl Rachel!
Time card reading "The Next Day..."
French Narrator: The next day...
The scene then cuts to Vanzilla driving to the Royal Woods' Mall. Lynn Sr. would then park Vanzilla at the parking lot near the mall.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Alright, everyone except Leni, out of the truck!
All: *sans Leni were about to get out until Leni began to speak*
Leni Loud: Wait, why can't I go?
Everyone would just stare at Leni.
Nicole Watterson: Well, it's your punishment for buying 5 dresses.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Did you forget about it, Leni? You're grounded!
Leni Loud: But you didn't say "No Going to the Mall"
Rita Loud: Well, yeah! That may be true, but we all know what you're gonna buy there. Fashionable stuff!
Leni Loud: But it's-
Lynn Loud Sr.: No buts! You're just gonna stay there in the van and wait for us, you got it?
Leni Loud: *sighs* Yes, dad...
Lynn Loud Sr.: Good!
Richard Watterson: *to everyone else* Come on, kids! Let's just head in without Leni!
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, we don't need Leni! We're going without her!
Gumball Watterson: Curse word!
Leni would just stare at the heroes and walk away. As soon as they got in, Leni would crouch on her set and exhale as tears fill up her eyes. She was about to hang her head down in grief until she heard 3 familiar voices.
Leni Loud: *hears voices* Hm?
Rachel is crying about being yelled at by Lori.
Rachel Foxy: *sobs* I'm so sorry, Leni. This is the worst mall ever. *continues crying*
Leni and Rachel would look around and suddenly see Emma, Olivia, and Sophie having a chat with each other. Leni and Rachel would look around to make sure no one outside is looking. They would then sneak out of Vanzilla and approach Emma, Olivia, and Sophie without a single notice.
Sophie: Ha! I just went to that restaurant and then I was like-
Suddenly, they would hear Leni walking towards them. They would slightly turn and look at Leni, disgusted.
Emma: *quietly* Oh, great! It's that dork again!
Leni Loud: Um, girls? *sniffs*
Rachel Foxy: *sniffs* I don't like being mean. Lori thinks I'm stupid. *sobs*
Emma: What do you want- *quickly hides her true feeling towards Leni* I mean... What's the matter, sweetheart?
Leni Loud: Remember when you said I can buy as many dresses as I want?
Olivia: Uh, yeah? Why?
Leni Loud: Well... When I bought 5 dresses, my big sister got really angry. She threw my dresses away and gave me a spanking on my booty. I then got grounded for 59 weeks for doing it and now... *voice broken* I'm banned from going to the mall! *begins to sob*
Rachel Foxy: Me too! *cries*
Sophie: *pretends to feel bad for Leni* Aw... I'm so sorry!
Olivia: Yeah, your big sister's, like, ignorant.
Leni Loud: I know, like, right!? I wish someone can teach her a lesson or something...
What Leni said gives the 3 girls an idea and Rachel is still crying.
Emma: Oh, you can teach her alright!
Leni Loud: Me?
Rachel Foxy: Really?
Olivia: Oh, sure! You could do that, right? She got you grounded of course.
Leni Loud: Hm, I guess that makes sense.
Olivia: Here, we can tell you what to do to give her payback.
Leni would walk closer to the 4 girls. The 4 girls would then whisper in her ear.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *scampers off to get to the Royal Woods Mall since Krabs always brings the formula home with him*
Karen Plankton: Squidward and Plankton,... they are both gonna get theirs someday,.. cowards.
Master Lox and Plankton arrive at the Royal Woods Mall, they are hosting a “GET WELL SOON MRS. PUFF!” Party with SpongeBob, Gary, Pearl, Lincoln and other heroes.
Plankton: Hands in the air!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah!
They do as they say until Krabs recognizes Master Lox and Plankton.
Mr. Krabs: Master Lox and Plankton?! You two weren’t invited to my party!
Plankton: That may be true, but we are invited to steal your formula and capture Rachel!
Lord Master Lox: *tries to capture Rachel and it doesn't work* Aw, bummers!
Rachel Foxy: Yay!
Mr. Krabs: Not a chance! SpongeBob and Lincoln! Do it!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *gets into defensive mode and tickles Master Lox and Plankton with several more feathers*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Take this Master Lox and Plankton!
Lord Master Lox: Hahaha stop! Uh I mean, you will be stopped! You've just doomed us!
Plankton: *takes out a laser that he has created during his offscreen trip to the house which has all of Squidward's weaknesses as weapons, then fires out some audio of annoying crying kids as well as chewed up processed food which disgusts SpongeBob and Lincoln and makes them melt*
Mr. Krabs: *gets a hold of Master Lox and Plankton* Not so fast!
Plankton: Oh no! I’m so scared!
Lord Master Lox: Me too!
Master Lox and Plankton then grab out a sea urchin and Black Spike having known that was already a weakness of Squidward before. Plankton flicks the pest onto Mr. Krabs’ nose making him scream and run crashing into several kitchen supplies in his Kitchen. Plankton enters the mall and finds the formula hidden in Mr. Krabs’ case full of stolen jewelry.
Black Spike: *moves forward*
Lord Master Lox: Ha!
Plankton: That was too easy!
Master Lox and Plankton are about to leave. Mr. Krabs, who is distracted while trying to fumigate his house, cries when seeing this unfold. Suddenly, the door opens and walking in is Squidward, who crushes Plankton with his foot accidentally.
Plankton: Aagahahghhhh!!
This causes the formula to jump out of Plankton's tiny hands and into SpongeBob's, who has regenerated.
Mr. Krabs: *finishes fumigating and greets Squidward* YOU DID IT SQUIDWARD! YOU SAVED ME FORMULER!
Squidward Tentacles: I did?
Lori Loud: Guys, we literally forgot to capture Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: *runs away*
Gumball Watterson: He’s getting away!
Darwin Watterson: I’m on it! *captures Master Lox*
Lord Master Lox: Curse you, heroes! Curse you! Curse you!
Gumball Watterson: We did it!
All: Yay!
Time card reading "Later That Night..."
French Narrator: Later that night...
Lynn Loud Jr.: So, did you show those girls who's boss?
Leni Loud: Sure did!
Lincoln Loud: Nice job, Leni! Now that you scolded them off, you won't get in trouble anymore.
Rachel Foxy: You’re the best, Leni! *to Lori* Lori, I'm sorry. I didn't listen to you.
Lori Loud: It's okay, Rachel. *to others* Alright! Next destination: Home!
The heroes sans Lori cheer as Lori drives off to the road. Suddenly, Leni begins to shout.
Leni Loud: WAIT!
All: *sans Leni groan in frustration and stop the car*
Lori Loud: Now what!?
The scene then reveals a sign advertising the rare golden dress.
Leni Loud: There's, like, this new golden dress for sale. Can we buy it? Please?
Rachel Foxy: Sure Leni.
Darwin Watterson: Thanks, Mr. Dad!
Richard Watterson: No problem, son!
Screen cuts to the Krusty Krab at the mall.
Squidward Tentacles: *takes Monroe and Rachel's order* Here's your milkshake little lad.
Rachel Foxy: Thanks. *drinks milkshake*
Monroe Timmy: Um, thanks.
Susie: *mockingly* Um, thanks!
Monroe Timmy: *while walking away and talking with her* I will put you up for sale!
Norma walks up.
Norma Rechid: So, yesterday, you are this self-centered jerk who hates the entire universe but today, you are polite and humble?
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, have a nice day.
Norma Rechid: Oh thank you..
She grabs out ten dollars.
Norma Rechid: Here's a generous ten dollar tip!
He takes the money. She leaves.
Rachel Foxy: *waves* Bye.
Squidward Tentacles: Maybe, this won’t be so bad after all!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Rachel, you’re a queen!
Rachel Foxy: Yeah, I am! *hugs Leni and holds my ice cream* ICE CREAM!
Leni Loud: *smiles at my new friend*
*It says "THE END" Episode ends*
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