Ambushing the Assessors

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* Watchmen of the 271st Order are due at the 789th Order Dig for an inspection, a mission Bo Gu feels is fundamentally incompatible with the dig's dedication to sloth and slapdashery. Derail the inspection using a bang toss at three locations at Iron Lake, then dispatch the watchmen so that they never inspect so much as a nailhead again.
* You have relieved a sufficient number of watchmen from their duties and successfully prevented significant improvements to the dig's productivity and safety. Report the happy news to 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu.
* The shiftless craftsman is delighted by the outcome, and plans to resort to murder for the next inspection as well. Accept it as high praise of your effectiveness, and know that you have served a client well today.
==Objectives==
* Use the bang tosses on target points at Iron Lake, then dispatch at least three 271st Order watchmen.
* Report to 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu.
==Script==
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Bogu 	Adventurer, oh, adventurer, we are in trouble, yes, trouble─a pickle, a mess, trouble! Inspectors from the 271st Order are coming to see that all is well with this dig.
Bogu 	Pointless it is to turn diligent now, yes, yes. But the adventurer can distract the inspectors, make them too busy being dead to pry into our business!
Bogu 	Bo Gu has been thinking in between breaks and lunches─plotting, scheming, thinking! This bang toss of Bo Gu's own making, the adventurer will toss as the skulking inspectors pass near─sniffing, prying, skulking!
Bogu 	After the toss comes a bang, yes, yes! The inspectors will come running, the running inspectors will come! Then, confusion─havoc, tumult, confusion! A quick slice and dice, and no more inspection!
Bogu 	Adventurer will set off the bang toss! When the inspectors come running, ambush them, yes, yes! Much ambush will there be, of those who dare come to look and see!
 	
Bogu 	Oh, the adventurer knows the art of the kill─slice, dice, kill! Bo Gu should not have worried, no. Inspectors deserve to die again for making Bo Gu's nights sleepless!
Bogu 	How welly-well that went─clean, smooth, welly-well. Much better than putting nose to grindstone or cooking the books. Bo Gu feels much better about the next inspection! We will kill again, yes, yes!
Popmessage 	The quarry is near!
Popmessage 	The inspection still continues!
 	
Balloon 	Who's setting off bombs on company time? Who!?
Balloon 	This is highly irregular!
Balloon 	What's the meaning of this─the gist, intent, meaning!?
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Kobold Quests in Final Fantasy XIV