Paraguay

Paraguay is a state in Brazil which is known for being the country Ike Broflovski's ancesters are from. It isn't known for anything really, since its very small and is like every other state of brazil, which most are smol. Even cristaino ronaldo with lionel messi could colonize paraguay, but only cristiano would because messi is tiny.
== History ==
Paraguay was peformed soon after brazil was formed. It started off as a place known for having ike broflovski, because people knew he would be good in the future, but he got kidnapped my his mom. It is known for having a lot of Olives which is good on Pizza, or Nuclear Pasta if you're a nerd. Cristiano Ronaldo played football with the kids of paraguay here, but got beaten up buy a guy called miguel.
== Things it has ==
* Julio Enciso
* Paraguay F.C
* Waterfalls
* Spanish speaking people
* Spanish looking people
* Eric Cartman roasting paraguay because there is truly nothing to do there.
* Miguel Almiron
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