Kristian Rothaermel

"We went out there and... tried to kickbox some trees. Jump some bushes. The best of a bad situation." - Kristian on a decided lack of training before his preliminary bout with Bisping.
"A man was born to love, though often he has sought like Icarus to fly too high, far too lonely than he ought." - Kristian reciting poetry.
"Not to be philosophical or anything, but everyone fights with some grand motive, some fucking cause." - Kristian.
"I think this particular fight is going to end with me submitting Mike." - Kristian.
"It felt like he tooled me the entire fight." - Kristian being humble after being destroyed by Bisping.
"I don't want to fucking lose on TV again. I feel like I'm out of shape and my head's all busted up." - Kristian denying a shot back into the semifinals, along with Tait Fletcher.