Solar Flare

Solar Flares are phenomena on the Sun created by billion-ton bursts of nuclear flatulence being let to rip, or alternatively Zombies vs Plants and Burnout Paradise's love child, or alternatively both. They can light You on fire like a Fire Flower if you're not careful, or even shoot you with an AK-47. Yeah, even space weather can use a gun. 
==Personality==
There is zero personality to this thing.
==Rumors==
* Solar Flare created Evil Kumquats (False, it was the equally-controversial Rose who did that)
*Solar Flare hates Kermit (Wrong: she likes Kermit but he keeps saying "no" and "please point your gun at someone else" when she advances)
*She is going to be in Smash 10 as part of the base game. (False, DQ'd due to controversy surrounding her)
==Trivia==
*She has escaped The Wall OVER 9000 TIMES!!!! We're pretty sure she added this just to make herself look cooler. It's not. Remember, kids, stay in school!
*A user here named Scampton is friends with someone named Solar Flare, who is inexcusably better than this thing.
*She has been listening to goth music all her life, and it never said anything about apples. Save this for Cassandra you magnesium-molesting cashgrab.
* She thinks the UnAmerican education system is ok, which we all know is false.
*Hate bad/BOTTOM TEXT
* There is a move in Dragon Ball Zee named after her however it blinds people
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