Star Spangled Bastard

The Star Spangled Bastard is a supporting character of the Cyanide & Happiness comedy franchise. He is a patriotic albeit overly conservative superhero dedicated to protecting America in his own views.
He is voiced by Joel Watson.
==Personality==
He is an extremely conservative man who despite his superhero status, possessive extremely radical views and represents a stereotypical American. He is foul-mouthed, stubborn, dimwitted, racist and loves guns. Despite that, he is shown to be very brave and standing up for what he believes is right, even if it puts him in danger. He gets along well with his sidekick Eagle, even though he seems to cause him a lot of unintentional pain and places him in new bodies whenever he is injured.
==Biography==
He first appears in the show on Season 1 Episode 6 "The Meaning of Love." While there is an ongoing robbery (consisting of two Caucasian and one Hispanic masked robbers) at the First Bank of Citytropolis, he reveals himself (having disguised as a flag) and announces his presence much to the citizens awe. He tells the bank robbers the money belongs to the bank and not "you people", pointing to them and another black person. He effortlessly is able to beat them as they charge at him while using various punches the crowd tells him to do. As the Latino robber begins to run away, however, he pulls out a gun and kills him by shooting his back. The crowd is in shock but he justifies it as self-defense and threatens the crowd by making sure they all saw it.
He heads back to his home at Park 'N Live trailer park and then travels down to his secret base. As he is going down he admires a picture of him with Eagle, then has a machine light up a cigar for him and eats it. He greets Eagle (who is now in the body of a gorilla) and high fives him. Eagle then shows him the news where he is getting called out for shooting the unnarmed robber and causes the nation to worry about gun safety. He shoots his tv remote to turn up the volume. A eulogy his held for the robber, but he refuses to feel bad for it and justifies that guns are still good. He then accidentally shoots Eagle and stitches him up in the body of a penguin. He notices protestors outside of his house changing "no more guns" and questions how they found his trailer (from Google.) He demands the people to leave and when they continue to call him out he points guns to his ears. Unknowing to him, the President is watching from a camera and everything is going to his plan. He asks his assistant to prepare a giant gun magnet device..
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