Manny Wide's dialogues

These are all the dialogues of Manny Wide and his assistant, Annie MacFarlane, against a bunch of ppl all around the Multiverse Federation.
===Bryan Furry===
At Happy Volts Asylum
*Wide: (The patients in this loony bin themselves tremble in fear. It must be due to this... this... robotic villainy I feel coming out deeper from within the stony walls of this hospital, aaaahhaaaalll!!!!)
*Annie Mac: I cannot detect this "robotic villainy" you speak of. Hell, what even is that? However, I believe we should find a room where certain people have been seen. I smell trouble cumming.
*Manny: (Trouble has a way of finding me, ma'am.)
(Vs Brian)
*Manny: (You lust for war! You want war!? YOU WANT WAR!??? You fool! U'll get more than watchu' bargain for!)
*Bryan: Bah ha ha ha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOO!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If a creature like you exists, then I guess I can believe that! You're right, this country will suffer my wrath, you wooden fool!
*Manny: (Your meaning is unclear. Why do this war? Why destroy this entire country?)
*Bryan: Oh, idk... Sports, I guess? I'm fightin' the noble war here, you wooden chump! Now bring it!
===El Ocho===
At Havana Storehouse
*Manny: (Sorrow, hatred, despair, pitifulness, war... This entire area is saturated with negativity. If these harmful feelings are allowed to spread all around the globe, World War III is sure to follow! These human fuks need to be stopped! They must!)
*Annie: I saw some fools running up to the warehouse ahead. Perhaps they are the source of the misfortune you are referring to? 
*Mannie: (They must be! Although this is much bigger than just a few humans... Something else is at work here. Something dark and very malevolent.)
(Vs El Kocho)
*Manny: (Violence begetting violence! Don't you realise that violence only breeds violence?! Are you retarded, you dumb yuman fuak!?) 
*El Ocho: Mmmmmm? NO BBQ!
*Manny: (Perhaps you really are retarded? You belong into the loony bin we saw earlier even more than the robot guy. Prepare to die!) 
*Annie: Yeah, he looks a bit pale.
===JACK===
At Mishima Containers 3rd Rode
*Annie: Good god, WTF is that? A large tanker near the harbour.
*Manny: (So that ship is piloted by robotic creatures who belong to Mr. Heihachki Mishima? That crapitalist bastard who has a lot more than he needs??? What's more, I have sensed something dark and unnatural in the air for some time now. *Sniffs* Smells like oil?) 
*Annie: Yes. I believe all of the outlaws around here will be... robotic, ass u said it. 
*Manny: (Animated beings, robotic, created by greedy Mishimas. Perhaps it is the Mishimas who truly deserve punishment and death!) 
(Vs JACK series 6)
*Manny: (I feel stronger energies tangling in that one, compared to the others.) 
*Annie: Sure. It seems like his equipment surpasses the others, my freind.
*Manny: (Nevertheless, it will fall like an evil bastard it is.)
===Lili Cornet===
At Cornet Docks
*Annie: I am sure that such large and fancy tankers are not permitted in close proximity to piers. Although what do I know, at the end of the day?
*Manny: (We should determine the reason for the discrepancy ourselves. Actions lead to solutions. Life is a... complicated computer, who can be full of viruses, but I am here to be the ultimate antivirus, like the Trojan, and destroy these faulty, materialistic feelings!) 
*Annie: As you say, Manny. Let us proceed. 
(Vs Lili)
*Lili de Cornet: Welcome aboard my ship! Are you going to be my new sex toy? I haven't had a wooden toy in a long time, y'know? I burned most of them in my fancy fireplace, made only from the finest marbles.
*Manny: (Truly, innocence can be deceiving. U are a monstrous psychopath and spoiled beyond belief. Are you the daughter of that greedy oil magnate, Carl or whatever? By the Gods... This is insane.)
*Lili: Oooohhoho, I wonder how you'll sing when I hurt you! I can't wait to find out! After I'm done hurting and fuaking you, I might throw you into my fireplace as well, Pinocchio! You would deserve it after all.
*Manny: (You will do no such thing! You will suffer in Hell for you insolence, foolish girl.)
===Vladimir Putin===
At Moscow's Red Squirrel
*Manny: (This is the domain of the Christian dictator and war-monger, Pladimir Vutin?)
*Annie: I detected so, yes.
*Manny: (I sense one among Putin's bodyguards who is highly trained. Do not let down your guard! We must let down theirs.) 
(Vs Putin)
*Manny: (So it is your spirit that I sensed! The dictator himself! The maniac!) 
*Putin: What would this wooden creature want?
*Manny: (I want you to end this war! NOW!)
*Vladimir: That won't be happening.
*Wide: So bee it.
===Xi Jingping===
At Chinaman Square
*Annie: Numerous Chinese outlaws detected. We should anticipate trouble if we mean to search inside the confines of this park.
*Manny: (I sense a finely-honed and traditional spirit, the likes of which I have not felt in a long time. What manner of being could it belong to?)
(Vs Xi)
*Manny: (Now it is clear as day. Now it couldn't be clearer. I could never imagined I would have the good fortune and honour of coming across one of such strong spirit as you. You are the noble leader of China, correct?) 
*Xi-Xi Jingpink: Well, well, "Despite the fear of loggers and termites, Manny rose up like a phoenix out of the ashes and the only thing left in the ashes after he came to Brimstone were the gunsmith's store." I certainly remember the old journalist saying, but I never imagined I'd live to see it come true. This is a once-in-a-lifetime meeting, that is for certain. I hope you will face my top best men in combat, Mr. Wide.
*Manny: (I accept. Please show me your noblemen's skill.) 
===Paul Phoenix===
At West District, 13th Avenue, Rhode Eyeland
*Manny: (It is best to stay wary of this area. Numerous, smelly thugs have been seen around it, dam it.)
*Annie: I have seen outlaws within that multi-tenant building. 
*Manny: (I sense a spirit that is rough and arrogant, plus very dump.)
(Vs Paul H. Phoenix)
*Manny: (From the moment I beheld and looked you, I knew you were the source of the brutishness I felt.) 
*Paul Phoenix: All that matters is that I'm the greatest fighter in the universe! I'll beat the best and the worst of what WWWEE has to offer! Wait, WTF!??! Why am I talking against a giant puppet? Man, I need to get more sleep. But this coffein! This coffeein, damn it! It won't let me rest! Too much coffee and now I can't rest!
*Manny: (Best in the universe? Strongest??? That is far too lofty a dream for a redneck such as you. You don't know nothing! Perhaps this will be a good trial upon your wavering soul, fool!) 
*Paul Phoenix: Whoa! WOW! Hold up! You really did talk! Right on! This thing can walk, talk and fight surplus shoot? Hell, I can't wait to test out my fists against you! Prepare to be chainsawed, biatch!
===Ricky Steamboat===
At Korean Square, RI
*Manny: (This is not good. The spiritual energy here is in turmoil. This is anything butt... good.)
*Annie Mac: Multiple people detected moving their asses over there. But goddamn, we are clearly, overwhelmingly outnumbered and 'matched! Proposed course of action?
*Manny: (All we can do is continue forward and fight these dogs.)
(Vs Steamboat)
*Rickie: Hey, you're just in time. I've got a surefire plan to make me and you some fast money, but I need a-- What? A hand, I swear.
*Manny: (There is much more you have to do before seeking the aid of others to fulfil your greedy desires.)
TBA...
*Marshall Law: Gwah! Who just said that? And where'd this training dummy come from? No, it couldn't be. 
*Mokujin: (Nothing is more unseemly than a man ruled by base desires. Allow me to open your eyes before it is too late.)
*Marshall Law: It was you talking! How can it possibly talk, much less move?! That is just too weird. Now I'm gonna have to beat it down for good!
===Steve Fox===
At Abyss Gate
*Mokujin: (The Shadow Coliseum. While some strive for peace, others wager bets on a stranger's struggle to survive. Humans are such strange and fickle creatures.)
*Alisa Bosconovitch: According to rumors, the Shadow Coliseum is definitely in this area.
*Mokujin: (We need only follow the spirits of those who have gone before us and we will easily reach our destination. There is no need to worry.)
(Vs Steve Fox)
*Bystander: Whoa! What the hell?!
*Bystander: They broke in through the ceiling!
*Mokujin: (This must be it.)
*Steve Fox: What? What is that bloody thing?! No way dolls can talk! Whatever you are, I'm not letting you interrupt my fight!
===Yoshimitsu===
 At Kigan Island
*Mokujin: (What manner of ruffians would make their lair in a unearthly place like this?)
*Alisa Bosconovitch: Current temperature: 12 degrees Celsius. Approximately 10 degrees Celsius underground.
*Mokujin: (You are quite an uncanny soul yourself, able to provide all types of information in an instant.)
(Vs Yoshimitsu)
*Mokujin: (You are the master of this place? What are you doing here?) 
*Yoshimitsu: You can speak? Inconceivable.
*Mokujin: (Believe it, for I am here.)
*Yoshimitsu: I sense no malevolence from you, but now that you have seen this place, I cannot allow you to leave. You will now become kindling on my blade.
===King and Craig Marduk===
At Mixed Martial Arts Gym "Wild Kingdom"
*Alisa Bosconovitch: We are within vicinity of the target.
*Mokujin: (Young maiden, you are truly an enigmatic creature.)
*Alisa Bosconovitch: I believe you outdo me greatly in that respect.
(Vs King and Craig Marduk)
*Craig Marduk: What the hell? Who left a training dummy in here? How many times have I gotta tell you guys to clean up?
*Mokujin: (You look, but clearly do not see. Your disciples were as weak as dry leaves.) 
*King: What?! This dummy talks? I don't believe it!
*Mokujin: (Perhaps this will spark your faith. Prepare yourself!)
===Armor King===
At Lost Cemetery
*Alisa Bosconovitch: Armor King assisted in the escape of G Corporation test subjects. He is seeking refuge up ahead.
*Mokujin: (I see. I sense no malevolence from him. Do you know why he hides his face?)
*Alisa Bosconovitch: I do not have that information. 
*Mokujin: (Then I will meet him and find out for myself.)
(Vs Armor King)
*Mokujin: (Why, if you live honorably, do you cover your face?)
*Armor King: Running into a wooden man, here? It's almost scarily appropriate. That said, I don't want anything to do with you. Get lost. 
*Mokujin: (You intrigue me, masked man. I shall have you listen to me.)
===Ling Xiaoyu===
At Mishima Polytechnic
*Alisa Bosconovitch: We are near the alma mater of Jin Kazama, current head of Mishima Zaibatsu.
*Mokujin: (For a son of man, he holds potential not unlike my own deep within him. We must learn more before we hope to face him.)
(Vs Ling Xiaoyu)
*Mokujin: (Young maiden, please tell me what you know of the one called Jin Kazama.)
*Ling Xiaoyu: Huh? Jin? Who said that? This training dummy did not just talk. Did it?
*Mokujin: (The voice was indeed mine. Young maiden, I sense your entanglement with Jin Kazama. Speak, that I would know him as you do.) 
*Ling Xiaoyu: If some weird creature like you is looking for him, Jin must be in real trouble! Sorry, but I'm gonna take care of Jin myself. I won't let anyone interfere!
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