Bart's Haircut/Quotes

:Lisa is barefoot playing with her dolls and Homer and Marge are reading when Bart comes in.
:Homer: How come you're always wearing that hat?
:Bart: Fashion Statement, dad.
:Homer: Take off the hat, boy.
:Bart takes his hat off
:Lisa: Look he's a beatnik!
:Marge gasps
:Marge: You go get a haircut!
:Homer: Right. Now.
:Bart: I was afraid this moment would come...
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:(At Springfield Barber College)
:Jake: Well... what would it be sonny?
:Bart: Just a little off the top, sir.
:Jake: Uh, sure thing.
:Bart's hair is cut but unfortunately Bart becomes bald!
:Jake: There you go. What do you think?
:Bart: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TO MY HEAD?!
:Jake: That will be $5 please. here's a sucker!
:Bart comes home and puts his hair back on but then it falls off
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:Homer: Isn't that boy back from the barber yet?
:Lisa: I heard him sneaking around in his bedroom.
:Homer: Bart! front and center!
:(Just then Bart comes in and Bart has a bag over his head)
:Bart: I'll take it off, but you all gotta promise you won't laugh, okay? Promise?
:Marge, Lisa, and Homer: We promise.
:Bart takes the bag off his head and reveals his bald head. Lisa, Marge and Homer gasp and then they laugh anyway.
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