My Classical Romance Part 2

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "My Classical Romance Part 2," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining pop punk and classical. They reunite with a dessert mogul, talk about font history, and meet a Hollywood celebrity. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the episode discussing font types and which font might be the oldest. Dillon suggests that it could be Helvetica because of a Broadway musical he recently attended called Gutenberg! The Musical!
They get a call from Hollywood actor Dennis Quaid, who calls to discuss his time on the set of the film The Day After Tomorrow. He spoils the movie by revealing the film ends with them finding the Gutenberg Bible, and Quaid confesses that the film used the actual Gutenberg Bible which he now owns. He says it was published in 1433 and that the entire book is written in Comic Sans.
They also have Andrew Dirkenheim in the studio, so says that his Rice Krispy Treat business has been hugely successful since his debut on Double Heads. Although his hated son Derek has only gotten clumsier, everything else is "looking up Dirkenheim."
During their interview with Andrew, they get a call from politician Nick Anonymous, who loves Andrew's Rice Krispy Treats and is currently running for a TBD political position (he let's his staff figure out the position). He is running on the platform of bringing a soup kitchen to every town in America, where each town is allowed to name the kitchen themselves.
Andrew then presents the DJs with gold-covered Rice Krispy Treats flavored with syrup, but they are interrupted by a disturbing text message. Andrew informs the DJs that the text further explains that his wife has left him, and that his son Derek has grown to 12 feet tall. When asked why this might have happened, Andrew admits that his family has a curse that falls on any fourth son named Derek. Andrew's brother, Derek, befell a similar fate and is currently the Jersey Devil. Within the last 15 minutes Andrew's business falls apart and he is in shambles. He is also a card-carrying member of the church of Satan.
They decide the genres complement. 
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Dennis Quaid
Andrew Dirkenheim
Nick Anonymous
==Featured Music==
J.S. Bach - "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G -- II. Andante"
Ted Nguyent - "Adonde Vas?"
Johannes Brahms - "Hungarian Dance No. 14"
Michigander - "Superglue"