Shrek wishes cancer on Rachel Hart and gets ungrounded

== Plot ==
The ogre has a quest to hurt Rachel's feelings
== Cast ==
Shrek: Dallas
Donkey and Lawson: Eric
Rachel and Dragon: Julie
Fiona: Catherine
== Transcript ==
Shrek: I'm gonna wish cancer on Rachel, because she and Lawson are the worst couple ever.
(At a fancy restaurant)
Rachel: Erwin, this is a nice dinner.
Lawson: Yes, this is the best date ever.
(Shrek walks in)
Lawson: Shrek, get out now.
Shrek: No, I'm not leaving, As for you, Rachel, you and Lawson whomp, I wish you have cancer.
Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Lawson: Turning into Lawson the Teeth Kid in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. (Eric's 1500% loud voice) OH OH OH OH OH OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, SHREK, HOW F*****G DARE YOU WISH CANCER ON MY GIRLFRIEND?! SHE'S CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING YOUR FRIENDS.
Shrek: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Lawson: Hello, Donkey.
Donkey: This is Donkey speaking.
Fiona: This is Fiona speaking.
Dragon: This is Dragon speaking, how can we help you?
Lawson: Shrek interrupted our date and wished cancer on my girlfriend, can you please ground him?
Donkey: Absolutely not.
Fiona: I agree with Donkey.
Dragon: Same here.
Lawson: What the f***.
Donkey: Cussing me out and getting my best friend in trouble is against the rules.
Fiona: Do you ever plan on getting revenge on us by wishing cancer on the ogre triplets and the Dronkeys? No!
Dragon: That's it! I'm blocking you from my contacts, good day.
(When Shrek comes home)
Donkey: Shrek, thanks for wishing cancer on Rachel, she deserves it, you're ungrounded forever.
Fiona: We are going to see my father's grave.
Shrek: You mean Harold, the king who got turned into a frog before he passed on?
Dragon: Yes, I am a mode of transportation that isn't motorized.
Category:Shrek Gets Ungrounded
Category:Ungrounded Stuff