Lewd Lingerie

==Publishers Summary==
Germaine stands in Victoria's Pervertions with a red bra in her hands, examining it. Anchovie, as a security guard, stands impassively by the glass double-doors. Begley appears.
: Begley
: Let me ask you something. What are we doing here?
: Germaine
: {now looking at a yellow bra} I need a new bra. {looking at a green bra} One that doesn't pinch my boobs together or is made out of some fucking wire.
: Begley
: I don't see why you women torture yourselves with your own clothing. It's quite sadistic, it is.
: Germaine
: It is, but therein lies the tragedy. Speaking of torture, {points thumb at Anchovie} look at that security guard.
The view cuts to Anchovie alone.
: Begley
: Off screen. 
: What about him?
The view cuts back to Germaine and Begley, with Anchovie in the background.
: Germaine
: Dude. It must be maddening to just stand there all day watching women try on lingerie.
: Begley
: What do you mean?
: Germaine
: Hormones, dude. Hormones. By the end of the day the security guard must be ready to burst.
: Begley
: I'm all for saying humans explode; the more the better.
: Germaine
: Hey, you want to screw around with him?
: Begley
: I don't care. I want a magazine.
: Germaine
: Walking off..
: I'll be right back.
: Begley
: Oh, very nice! Leaving in the middle of a conversation. I see. You wanker.
The view fades out to black, then back in on Anchovie's face.
: Germaine
: Off screen Excuse me,...
: The view cuts to show Germaine leaning backwards in pink lingerie right next to Anchovie.
: Do these panties look good on me?
: Anchovie
: Germaine leans in closer to him.
: Um, yes. Quite.
The view cuts to Germaine's head and chest.
: Germaine
: Guestering towards her bra
: What about the push-up bra? Does it make me look too...
Shoves her chest outward.
: ..busty?
The view cuts to show Germaine's breasts are pushed close to Anchovie's face.
: Anchovie
: It's fine ma'am. Move along, please.
The view cuts to Germaine.
: Germaine
: What about this thong?
The view cuts to Germaine and Anchovie.
: Anchovie
: Heh...
Eye twitches.
: Germaine
: How does it look?
pulls butt-cheeks.
Does it go up my ass too much?
: Anchovie
: Um, it's not my place to say, ma'am. Please... please move along. You're making my willy hurt.
: Germaine
: But wait!
: Anchovie
: For the love of god, move along!
: Germaine
: Grabbing Anchovie.
: I think it's up my ass too much.
Throws butt in Anchovie's face.
: Look... closer...
Anchovie throws his hands up, groaning, and his head explodes. The view cuts to Germaine.
: Germaine
: Whoa.
: Begley
: Well I'll be jiggered. You blew up his fucking head.
: Germaine
: Wow, that's a neat trick. I wonder if that works on everyone.
The view fades out to black, then back in with Germaine and Franklin.
: Germaine
: Excuse me, does this thong go too far up my ass?
: Franklin
: Please, bitch.
Snaps fingers.
: I'm busy shopping.
: Begley
: I don't think it works on poofters.
: Franklin
: Does anyone have these in a mens'?
End screen appears.
: Franklin
: Bitch!