The Spinners/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 14, 2015
Episode Copyrighted: 2015
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins at zee Krusty Krab, it is 9 AM, a line of angry customers are arguing with Squidward while Mr. Krabs is pacing back and forth in the dining area, SpongeBob is two hours late for work, something that has never happened before. Finally, the aquatic sea sponge enters in a rush.
Mr. Krabs: Well, it's about time boy! Where were ye lad?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I’m so sorry Mr. Krabs! I was just buying something at the store.
Mr. Krabs: Well, what is it?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I’ll tell later, right now the breakfast rush is nigh!
Tom the Fish: Listen big nose! Get in that kitchen right now and cook some patties for my four screaming kids! OR ELSE!
Squidward Tentacles: Or else what?!
The four screaming kids come up and begin crying, screaming and kicking at Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: OW! OWW! DON’T TOUCH THAT!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Krabby Patties coming! *runs into the Kitchen and begins cooking up Krabby Patties like when you oversleep and the school bus drives by*
Finally, everybody is fed and calms down.
Squidward leaves his post and collapses on the floor for a couple of moments before treating himself with some Ibuprofen and then returning to his post.
Mr. Krabs: *approaches Lincoln and Leni* Alright you two, I gotta say, that was quite an impressive show.
Lincoln Loud: Thank you!
Mr. Krabs: Now since that is settled, WHY WERE YOU GUYS LATE?!!!
Leni Loud: We bought this, Mr. Krabs!
Lincoln and Leni Loud: *shows the elderly crustacean an orange object and a mint green object that has a bearing and three spinners*
Mr. Krabs: What the barnacles is that?
Lincoln Loud: The Spinners!
Mr. Krabs: The Spin what now?
Leni Loud: *whispers* The Spinners!
Lincoln Loud: The Spinners! Only the #1 top trend among the ocean floor's youth today. Even some older people tried it out as well.
Squidward Tentacles: *grabs out a blue one with clarinet designs* For once, Lincbutt's right, it is a very trendy toy that can really mesmerize you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward, what are you doing?
Lincoln Loud: Here Mr. K, try mine!
Mr. Krabs: No thank ye, besides, I have no idea how to even use the spinners, whatever the barnacles it's called.
Lincoln Loud: Well, I'll show you! *takes my pointer finger and taps one of the spinners making the spinner very fast*
Squidward and some other customers do the same.
Mr. Krabs: *gets confused* That's it? Just spin it? That is so stupid! Just like those blasted water bottle flips! Spin the spinners!
Leni Loud: Oh come on Mr. Boss Man, just try it!
Mr. Krabs: NO! *to SpongeBob* NOW SPONGEBOB, BACK TO WORK!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes sir. *complies*
Squidward positions to take a nap but then gets right to work when he notices Mr. Krabs with a very loud gong ready to scare him awake. Slide transition cuts to Lincoln at the Burpin' Burger along with Leni and Clyde.
Lincoln Loud: I just don't get it, Leni.
Leni Loud: *notices Lincoln looking down* Is something wrong Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Well Mr. Krabs, you and I were supposed to spin the spinners today. But they never showed up. 
Clyde McBride: Maybe, they just forgot.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, maybe. But I'm mostly worried about Mr. Krabs but, that they had to leave.
Cashier: *calls out* Order for table number 3!
Yellow Rectangle: That's our order. I'll be right back! *leaves and walks towards the counter and grabs the order* Thanks... *notices Red working at the counter and gasps in surprise* Red?!
Red Rectangle: Oh, hey Yellow!
Yellow Rectangle: Red, what are you doing here?
Red Rectangle: Well, since I've got back from the Navy, I needed to find a job. So when I heard that the Burpin' Burger was looking for extra cashiers, I thought I could take this job.
Yellow Rectangle: Cool! Well, see you later, Red. *leaves and walks towards the table and places Lincoln's, Clyde's and Leni's order on it*
Clyde McBride: Well, dig in everyone!
Leni Loud, Clyde McBride and Yellow Rectangle: *grabs our burgers and eats them*
Lincoln however is just sitting there looking upset.
Clyde McBride: *to Lincoln* Buddy, you have to eat something.
Lincoln Loud: Oh! Sorry guys, I'm just still a little bit worried about Lori.
Leni Loud: Well, if you're really worried about Lori, just give her a call and see how she's doing.
Lincoln Loud: Good thinking Leni. *grabs my phone and dials Lori's number*
The phone goes through ringtones.
Lori Loud (Voicemail): Hey, this is Lori Loud. Sorry, I can't pick up the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
Lincoln Loud: *hangs up*
Lincoln Loud: *confused* That's weird. Lori never misses a call nowadays. Especially from us. If Mr. Krabs sees us.
Leni Loud: Honestly, I agree. That is suspicious.
Yellow Rectangle: Is something wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Maybe Yellow. *to the rest* I think we should check on him just in case.
Leni Loud: Good idea. 
Yellow Rectangle: *calls out* Hey Red, can we have the bags? I think we'll take our orders to go.
The slide transition cuts in the form of the spinners spinning. Mr. Krabs has his reading glasses on and is doing a crossword puzzle when suddenly a customer named Shelly comes in with a complaint.
Mr. Krabs: Arr, may I help you?
Shelly Fishbowl: Yeah you can help me! Help me get some customer service!
Mr. Krabs: Come now?
Shelly Fishbowl: I have been sitting at my table for the past three hours waiting for a Krabby Patty and it never showed! Now, service!
Mr. Krabs: *gets up and looks out to the dining area to see several angry customers sitting at their tables absent of Krabby Patties*
He approaches Squidward.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! Why are there no patties being served?!
Squidward Tentacles: Go talk to the zombie in the kitchen playing with a still fun toy... I’m on my coffee break. *sips very highly caffeinated coffee*
Mr. Krabs: *angrily* I'm gonna tell Lincoln. *leaves*
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House in Lincoln's room, Lincoln is reading comic books.
Mr. Krabs: *enters Lincoln's room and notices Lincoln in a trance like state spinning his spinner over and over and over again with no clear ending point* Lincoln!! Put that stupid spitter down!
Lincoln is not responding and he's still reading comic books.
Mr. Krabs: Hello?!
Lincoln is still not responding and he's also still reading comic books.
Mr. Krabs: Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: *does not acknowledge Mr. Krabs’ existence and does another spin on my spinner*
Mr. Krabs: That's it! *walks up to confiscate Lincoln's spinner*
Leni Loud: *runs to Mr. Krabs*
This causes Leni to bite Mr. Krabs’ claw in self-defense before returning to his zombie like state.
Mr. Krabs: OWWWWW!!! Me claw!
Leni Loud: *angrily* You leave my brother alone, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about, Leni. Lincoln is still reading comic books.
Leni Loud: *sniffs* You're right, Mr. Krabs! *sobs and runs to Lincoln's room*
Lori Loud: *walks to Mr. Krabs* Oh, hey Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Ms. Lori. I'm glad to see you.
Lori Loud: Let's go to my house, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Okay, I'll go with ya.
Mr. Krabs and Lori Loud: *walks*
Slide transition cuts to Lincoln and Leni arrives at Lori's house.
Leni Loud: I got it. *rings the door bell*
Mr. Krabs: *answers* Oh, hey guys. How's it going?
Lincoln Loud: It's going fine. But how's Lori doing? Is she feeling okay?
Mr. Krabs: *nervous* Uh, uh, yeah! She's just.... uh, you know what? If you lose your spinners and break it, I'll fire ya! Keep your spinners with you! I have to go back! Bye! *slams the door*
Lincoln Loud: Something is not right here. We have to check it out.
Leni Loud: But how?
Lincoln Loud: I might have a few ideas.
Later, everyone is at the Loud House and Lincoln is using his laptop.
Lincoln Loud: *to the others* Thanks to Stella's drones, we can spy in Lori's place using my laptop. *shocked* Oh no. Stella's controlling them. She's hiding outside Lori's house.
Meanwhile, Stella is hiding in one of the bushes.
Mr. Krabs: *comes out of the house, heads to my food truck and drives off.
Stella Zhau: *to Lincoln on phone* This is Stella to Lincoln. Mr. Krabs has left the building. 
Lincoln Loud: Thanks Stella.
Leni Loud: Wait, he left? How are we going to spy on him now?
Stella Zhau: Relax Leni. I actually attached one of my drones onto their car so we can check on him.
Lincoln Loud: Excellent work Stella. Now, let's try to get another drone inside the house.
Stella Zhau: *flies the drone through an open window of the house*
On the laptop, the others can see the inside of the house.
Lincoln Loud: *notices something* Wait, I see something on the table. Stella, can you please zoom the drone closer towards the table?
Stella Zhau: Sure thing.
Stella's drone zooms towards the table and sees what appears to be a thermometer.
Leni Loud: It's just a thermometer. So what?
Lincoln Loud: Lori probably used it to check her temperature when she wasn't feeling good yesterday. *looks closely at the thermometer* And it looks like her temperature was... *shocked* 100 degrees °F?! That's a serious fever.
Stella Zhau: Uh, guys? You might want to check out the other drone right now. You two go check on Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln and Leni Loud: Okay.
Lincoln Loud: *opens another window, showing the drone that is attached to the car*
The car is parked in front of a health centre.
Lincoln Loud: Is that a health centre?
Leni Loud: This doesn't look good.
Then they see Mr. Krabs and Squidward at the Krusty Krab. But they can't hear them talking.
Leni Loud: What are they saying? I have to know!
Lincoln Loud: Good! We gotta get our spinners!
Lincoln and Leni Loud: *accidentally steps our spinners without looking but it breaks*
Lincoln Loud: *looks at the spinner* And the spinner broke!
Suddenly, Leni's phone is ringing.
Leni Loud: *talks to Mr. Krabs on the phone* Hello?
Mr. Krabs: *on phone* Hey there lads. It's me, Eugene Krabs.
Leni Loud: What are you working on, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: *on phone* Working me office.
Leni Loud: We're at the Loud House right now.
Mr. Krabs: *on phone* Good, I'm gonna be at the Loud House in 5 minutes and fire ya.
Leni Loud: *hangs up*
Lincoln Loud: Leni, this is terrible. Mr. Krabs is gonna fire us. *tears up*
Leni Loud: *feels sad and hugs Lincoln* Yeah, Linky.
Lincoln Loud: *feels sad* Mr. Krabs said he'll be here in 5 minutes. What do we do now?
Leni Loud: Fix the spinners.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, you mean fix our spinners?
Leni Loud: Yeah.
Lincoln and Leni Loud: *tries to fix our spinners but it broke*
Lincoln Loud: Dang it. We can't fix our spinners. We should apologize to Mr. Krabs that we did.
Leni Loud: But, he'll find that we'll be apologizing to him.
Lincoln Loud: Well, do you have any better ideas?
Leni Loud: Yes. Let's go to the Krusty Krab and apologize to Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln Loud: Okay.
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab.
Lincoln and Leni Loud: *walks to Mr. Krabs*
Lincoln Loud: We're so sorry, Mr. Krabs! We failed you! We were just worried about you!
Leni Loud: Especially when we heard that you're gonna die in a couple months!
Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about? Why did you think of that?
Lincoln Loud: Because Lori's thermometer said her temperature was 100 degrees °F.
Leni Loud: And you only have a couple months left.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, a couple months left for me restaurant.
Lincoln and Leni Loud: *shocked* WHAT?
Mr. Krabs: Calm down, you two! Now tell me!
Lincoln and Leni Loud: We broke our spinners, Mr. Krabs. *sobs*
Mr. Krabs: *angrily* That's it, you two! You leave me no choice!
Leni Loud: *sniffs* But Mr. Krabs, that's all we got.
Mr. Krabs: No more buts. You're fired.
Child: AAAH! THE SEA PSYCHO!
Another child cries.
Parent: I’m calling the cops!
Mr. Krabs: Don’t call the law!
He hides the hammer.
Mr. Krabs: See! No hammer!
Officer John and Officer Nancy however pop up.
Mr. Krabs: Oh no.
They begin bonking Mr. Krabs on the eyestalks for a couple of moments with batons before finally relenting to return to the station to eat donuts. Slide transition cuts to Lincoln and Leni throwing the broken spinner in the trash can with Krabs enjoying putting the lid on.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I will not be a zombie no more!
Mr. Krabs: Good boy! Now, back to work!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes Mr. K! *rushes to my grill*
As he is flipping some patties, he hears some sounds outside. He turns to briefly see Mr. Krabs outside, Lincoln and Leni have reclaimed the trashed spinner and begin spinning it.
Mr. Krabs: The lad was right! You were just looking out for me!
Leni Loud: So, you're not mad?
Mr. Krabs: Of course not, but I will never stay mad at you. You're my employees.
Lincoln and Leni Loud: *hugs Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs: So what are you waiting for?! I got you new spinners! *gives the spinners to Lincoln and Leni*
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Mr. Krabs!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *stares at Mr. Krabs, then breaks the fourth wall* See, he at least finally got the name right.
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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