Which Azumanga Daioh girls would I marry

Which Azumanga Daioh girls would I marry is a video on the timtam 2400 YouTube channel.
== Description ==
I want to stress that I mean absolutely 0 disrespect to any Tomo and Yukari fans. If you adore one or both of them, that's terrific. I can understand their appeal. I am simply someone who personally cannot stand them. 
== Transcript ==
Hey guys, welcome to the next episode of 'Which So-and-So Girls Would I Marry'. For today's episode we're covering Azumanga Daioh. 
=== Ayumu Kasuga ===
Ayumu Kasuga aka Osaka. Given that her head is constantly in the clouds, I have to wonder just what she would be like as a wife. But I wouldn't be against trying it out. So yes. 
=== Chihiro ===
Chihiro. Yes, even though she's a minor character, she's damn sweet. 
=== Chiyo Mihama ===
Chiyo Mihama, given her serious maturity for her age, I have no doubt Chiyo would be an incredible wife once she got older. She definitely gets a yes. 
=== Kagura ===
Kagura. Sure, she'd be a lot of fun as a wife. 
=== Kaori ===
Kaori, aka Kaorin. Any schmuck who's seen the anime knows Kaorin would only ever want to marry Sakaki. But again, we have to put that aside. So if she wasn't a lesbian, yes. 
=== Kimura's Wife ===
Kimura's wife. She's technically already married. But if she wasn't, I have no real reason to say no. 
=== Koyomi Mizuhara ===
Koyomi Mizuhara, aka Yomi. Definitely yes. Yomi would be a fantastic wife. 
=== Minamo Kurosawa ===
Minamo Kurosawa, aka Nyamo. Abso-fucking-lutely. 
=== Miruchi and Yuka ===
Miruchi and Yuka. They both get a maybe. They have to become adults first and I'd need to get to know them better. 
=== Sakaki ===
Sakaki. [Thor "Yes!"] 
=== Tomo Takino and Yukari Tanizaki ===
Tomo Takino and Yukari Tanizaki. Not even if my life depended on it. 
And that ends this episode. Let me know in the comments section which Azumanga Daioh girls you would marry and stay tuned for the next episode. As always, please rate, comment, and subscribe. Feel free to come join me on Discord. Consider backing me on Patreon. And remember to stay chilled.