Hogwarts!AU prompts

An inexhaustive list of prompts for the Hogwarts!AU. 
* Logan and the wizard!social worker (which is still valid because none of the new immigrants would've thunk that anyone magical got deported back in the 1700s) 
* Logan's first day at Darling station (dealing with the change in his magic from Kirra's amplification) 
* little!Logan's misadventures with magic
* Logan in Scotland meets Cory who can not be stopped by any lock, no spells necessary: doors and windows are just open for them.
* little!Cory in the care of her pained father who literally can’t take her anywhere near MI6 because everyone’s confidential boxes and decrypted secrets fall open
* Jackson and yellow arm hair 
* Nancy learnin how to make her own yarn 
* wildest effects of Kirra's amplification (popcorn popping like crazy? Hair floofing like mad? ridiculously poofy emu?)
* Logan's using wood knitting needles despite the station's recommendation to use bone or plastic, and they wind up beside Kirra for some length of time, and they sprout (no metal, tho, because of the weaponization potential). If they're bamboo, think of how big they could get! Heh, alarmed!Logan with a rapidly growing bamboo shoot in his hands. 
* Disney princess!Kirra and her flock of crows
* Taller Sasha and former swan, Tall Sasha
* Scott and decking the sheep with strings of fairy lights (fa la la la la / la la la laa~)
* Someone makes a wererabbit/the black beast a jumper (XDD)
* Tandem dragon polo
* Xiong and McGonagall meeting
* someone teaching themselves latin/Cornish/welsh/Scottish to better spellcast/improve their care of magical creatures
* the witch and wizard who travelled separately to Fairyland and were married by the Fairy Queen
* Logan & Feng vs the world's clumsiest monk living on a building floating in the middle of a cryptid infested loch
** Feng vs the world's clumsiest monk vs living on a building floating in the middle of a cryptid infested loch
** Logan vs the kelpies
*** day 1: feng knocks logan into the drink, logan hangs onto a kelpie halfway to the village: 
:::"you do know you can't breathe underwater, right? you have to let go when they stay underwater for more than a minute" 
:::"meh / still optional"
* Logan and Feng vs the Dragon Sanctuary
* logan and feng are obviously using magic in front of muggles, like magic!magic, not just potions/fireworks/etc, so they're shipped to the scottish school to get their act together. mr fairbairn tries hexing them that every time they perform magic in front of muggles, they turn into a cat and have to slink to a teacher to be unhexed, but then logan happily spent two weeks as a cat. Feng just carries him around in his robe the whole time, Logan’s wittle pink nose poking out over feng's shoulder on inclement days. 
* Possum!dragons when we visit the Scottish dragon reserve #McIverProblems
** #MacIverProblems also includes a re-enactment of that guy with the owl in his kitchen who carried it out the window on a swiffer.
* Someone mistakes one of the Fairbairn deerhounds for a number of mops
* Dressing up the kelpies
* A McIver’s walking about with a small-ish dragon, it gets mistaken for something else, cue “It’s a fucking emu!” exchange
* Chuck and his roommates lead an investigation a la Torchwood
* Unicorn cappuccino et al
* something befalls a Reid and a Scottish ballad gets written about it
* space/bee royalty!Kirra
* The Houseboat
** Murron’s parents getting it
** Bebbies visiting the houseboat
* Murron’s parents and treasure (diving for it, approaching buyers about selling it, getting a treasure map startup business off the ground)
* Meeting Ms Frizzel, Ms Poppins, or Mr Wonka
* somewhat awkward reunion between Ron and the Weasley with the pub
* Jackson arriving in Mount Isa; Nanny happy to go by horse while Jackson elects to ride in the really old ute. 
* Apparition kinda sucks in the Wizarding world—it's supposed to be harder and feel worse the farther you're going, right? (>shakes brain clear of "Dragons of Pern", the Between, and that time when Leena(?) when 800~ years back in time and arrives mostly dead from oxygen deprivation<) teen!Logan manages to shift himself from Australia to freakin' /China. that's /gotta fuck a body up, ay? he could lose (most of) his voice and/or start seeing ghost cats. Picture Logan waking up a few days after he left covered in cats and in a chair by his cot, a Chinese boy in an orange dress knits. 
::The boy heaves a sign, yells, "Feng!" 
::A distant clatter, footsteps, a /thump, something apologetic, the door bursts open for another boy—
::Squees, "You're awake!"--who then trips, faceplants on the cot that explodes into cats flying everywhere
* Murron's birthday and mermaid bread
* Fairbairn reading to a deerhound
* How are the Moses baskets and cribs decorated and enchanted for the KenandMurron babies? 
* Swan women teaching selkies self-defence
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