The Misfortune of Being Ned: Free Balloons/Transcript

Ned: La, La, La, La, La.
Ned then meets Sketchy Dude who holds balloons in his right hand.
Sketchy Dude: Hey kid, want a free balloon?
Ned: What's the catch?
Sketchy Dude: No catch.
Sketchy Dude: Just a totally sweet free balloon.
Ned: Ok, thanks.
Ned then holds a green balloon in his hand. Not being aware this will cause bad luck.
Ned: Whoa... whoa...
Ned: Whoa-ho-ho! Cool!
Then it cuts to a general walking with a gun having a serious face on him, then the radar beeps, tracking Ned.
Radar Guy: General, we have a unidentified balloon-shaped object Mach 59.670.
Radar Guy: What should we do, sir?.
General: Hmm...
Radar Guy: General?
It then cuts to the radar again, with Ned being close to danger and bad luck.
Radar Guy: General?
General: Uhh...
It then cuts to the radar again, With Ned on it.
General: Uhhh...￼
Radar Guy: General!
General: Hit him with everything we got!
It then cuts to Ned, having fun.