The Prince Of Egypt Bootleg Version

🎵I've been working on the railroad, all a live long day. I've been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away. Can't you hear the whistle blowing, rise up so early in the morn. Can't you hear the captain shouting, Dinah, blow your horn!🎵
Oh, hey. Sorry, didn't see you enter. To start this off, my name is Dave Seville.
As a music artist, I fucking hate chipmunks. Why? Because the ones I adopted cause a lot of mischief. Plus, they can fucking talk! The worst one is Alvin. He has done far too much shit to the point where I wanna kick him out of my house including having a house party while I’m away, nearly killing me while having a concert, trashing my house with a lot of food and more.
God those retard chipmunks. Calm down Dave, that’s not what you have to talk about. Anyways, I’m here because I have had a strange encounter with a fucking bootleg version of a movie called The Prince of Egypt. For those of you who have not seen or at least heard about it, The Prince of Egypt tells the story about Moses and Ramses who are brothers and one of them are separated to do other jobs such as Ramses becoming king of Egypt and Moses having powers that came from gods.
Well, I discovered a fucking bootleg version of this movie that my friend Dakota Fanning told me about. One day, I was just at my house hanging out on Zoom with my friends who are named Richard Fatchurd, Princess Clara, Stephen Fry, Isaiah Vargas, Mr Hector, Asia Argento, Bootleg Splinter, Walter Big and Andie. We all had a discussion about how chipmunks were a threat to me.
I know the disease of 2020 isn’t in my world but I like getting in contact with my friends by video call. I later ended the meeting so I could move on. All of a sudden I got a knock on the door. I was greeted by Billy Bob Tanley and Colonel Sanders giving me an award of 125 bucks. I took it and I wondered what I should do with it.
Hours later, I made my decision, I decided that I should spend it on a few movies at a video store. So I did. 2 hours later, I got another knock at my door. I opened the door to see Dakota Fanning telling me about a weird version of The Prince Of Egypt. I told her that I’ll check it out soon.
Later that night, I was sleeping in my bed until I heard the doorbell ring. I opened the door to see the Ashley girls from Recess selling girl scout cookies at 1:00 in the morning. I told them that I am stuffed and they left. I went to sleep on the couch since I did not want to climb up any stairs.
The next morning, I got up and went to my backyard to shower by using a hose. It’s a good thing no one sees me completely nude through the windows so I don’t get arrested. Anyways, I went walking down the streets and spotted some people at the bus stop in which I met some familiar people named Clock King, Neddie, Bobbie, Laura, Wes Anderson and Lori Loud.
(More to come)