And You Thought Nuns Were Tough

And You Thought Nuns Were Tough is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Man, I'll tell ya those first century saints were somethin' else."
===Question===
The patron saint of dentists, Saint Lambert, punished himself by sitting overnight in the snow for breaking the monastic order of silence. How did he break the rule?
===Choices===
1. he sneezed
2. he hiccupped
3. he cracked his knuckles 
4. he "broke wind"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Well, your performance is definitely something to sneeze at."
2. [beat] [Nate screams] "Scare ya? Well maybe this will."
3. sound clip
4. "Bless me Father, for i have tooted."
===Answer Quote===
"Your penance, my son: Five hail Marys and a good dose of Beano."
===Mistakes===
"hiccuped" is misspelled.
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