Play it again, Mary (version 1)

Mary Test pleaded with her father, Hugh Test, to buy her a clarinet. The clarinet cost $245.00. She promised she would practice, but she got bored pretty fast. Mary wanted to quit the clarinet. Her father said "Nope! You have a recital in two weeks. You need to practice, practice, practice!" So he hired a private tutor to work with her. All the family went to the recital to hear Mary play. When Mary started playing, she was very stinky at playing the clarinet and she gave her father, Hugh, a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos!
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