Unorthodox Fantasy

In the spirit of Munchkin and other comedy-fantasy works, Unorthodox Fantasy doesn't commit the crime of taking itself too seriously.  Quite the opposite.  Knights are sword-weilding machismos, elves are sultry sorcerers, dwarvs stink and drink way too much beer, and every last gnome is a closet kleptomaniac.
WARNING: TO PLAY THIS GAME YOU MUST HAVE A SERIOUS LACK OF SERIOUSNESS!