Java Association

== "Coffee makes the world go round, Mr. Kennedy." ==
The Java Association is an international organization run from The Amazon Rainforest that regulates the world supply of all kinds of coffee. Their employees are well-paid and heavily unionised; the business is considered excellent to work for with only a three-day workweek for most employees with no reduction in pay. Their secretive factories use the naturally occurring fuel known as Java, which is found in large veins of bean-shaped ore, to make coffee. The means by which they do this is known only to their employees, who sign an NDA upon employment.
=== Java Beings ===
The association monitor the status of all Java Beings (such as Madame Coffee Table), who have the opportunity to either register with the association for guaranteed protection, or remain alone and cherish their right to remain unmonitored.
==== Formation ====
Founded in the year 1289, the Java Association rapidly overtook the entire world supply of coffee (which, at the time, was only coming from Normandy). By the 15 century, they had transformed coffee into a world commodity and delicacy. The original founder, Ludwig E. Java, lived until the year 1773 by magical means before being killed during the Boston Tea Party, leaving the company in the hands of his son, Fortnite E. Java, who runs the company to this day.