The Reality of a 29 Year Old

The Reality of a 29 Year Old (２９歳のリアル / 29-sai no Riaru) is the fourth drama track from the Enter the Hypnosis Microphone album.
==Cast==
*Sho Hayami as Jakurai Jinguji
*Ryuichi Kijima as Hifumi Izanami
*Kento Ito as Doppo Kannonzaka
*Shizuka Ishigami as Asunaro Bojo
*Mitsuru Ogata as Manager
==Audio==
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==Video==
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==Translation==
 	
 	Eh? You'll install the equipment I recommended? Ah, thank you very much! T-then, I'll visit another day so we can discuss it in detail. Yes... yes, then if you'll excuse me... I settled another negotiation... If I keep going like this, I'll get the highest record in the company... This month, good things have kept happening... I-It's kinda scary...
Manager 	Kannonzaka-kun!
 	Yes!
Manager 	Kannonzaka-kun!
 	(What is it...? Why is this baldy manager...) Uh, did I do something...?
Manager 	You sure have done something crazy!
 	Eh, w-what was it...? I don't remember making any slips... But I must have done something stupid while I wasn't under supervision. And I'm definitely gonna get fired for it... Ah, I knew there'd be repercussions for the good things that have been happening to me...
Manager 	My, Kannonzaka-kun, excellent! Absolutely excellent!
 	Eh?
Manager 	I hear you secured a big deal with Toranomon Central Hospital!
 	Eh? Ah, y-yes, haha. I think it was just a conicidence...
Manager 	Hahaha, luck is a skill too! I had been thinking that you were quite the skilful man, Kannonzaka-kun! You won the Division Battle too, you're in perfect shape!
 	Ah, ah... Thank you very much... What the hell's this baldy saying...? Even though he always lectured me on and on, saying, "A failure like you, I wouldn't meet even when I were reincarnated in my next life, you incompetent..." or something like that...
Manager 	Keep it up, if you please! You're our ace, after all!
 	I-I'll do my best, haha... Haa, I have a really bad feeling about this... That manager, praising me? Feels like something troublesome is going to happen...
 	
 	Ha... I don't like being forcefed lectures, but being praised so much doesn't feel great either...
Asunaro Bojo	--drone.
 	Oh, that's right, Hifumi had a day off today and said we should get a drink somewhere, didn't he...
Asunaro Bojo	Corporate drone.
 	I’ll head to the station then.
Asunaro Bojo	Hey! Corporate drone over there!
 	Eh?
Asunaro Bojo	You finally came to, huh? And I was startin' to think a corporate drone's ears go wrong after work!
 	W-Why is an elementary schooler in a place like this? Ah, kiddo, are you lost?
Asunaro Bojo	A corporate drone like you shouldn't be treating me like a kid!
 	Agh! W-why is an elementary schooler calling me a corporate drone...! W-where did you learn such a rude word from, hm?
Asunaro Bojo	I don't have to tell a corporate drone like you.
 	Gh... What a foul-mouthed brat... And needlessly violent too... What the hell's up with him?
Asunaro Bojo	Hey, corporate drone! If you take me to wherever Jakurai Jinguji is, I’ll forgive you.
 	Hah? What's this brat talking ab--OUCH!
Asunaro Bojo	I’m not a brat! My name’s Asunaro Bojo!
 	Ow, ow-ow-ow, don't kick me so hard...!
Asunaro Bojo	Shut it! It's because you called me a brat, corporate drone! Call me Asunaro properly!
 	…Okay, okay. Everything was my fault...
Asunaro Bojo	Now, we've got no time! Let's go to where Jakurai Jinguji is, corporate drone!
 	Hah... First of all, can you tell me the reason you want to see Dr. Jakurai? Also, "corporate drone" isn’t my name. I’m–
Asunaro Bojo	I know. You’re Doppo Kannonzaka, a member of Matenro, right?
 	E-even an elementary schooler knows my name... After being in the Division Battle, people sure are way more familiar with me... So, what does an elementary schooler have to do with me?
Asunaro Bojo	The reason I want to see Jakurai Jinguji is… Urgh…
 	Ha, alright, come with me...
 	
Shop Staff 	Thank you very much.
 	Here, it’s fried chicken. Go ahead and eat up. Ah, I won't take it back, so eat slowly... This seems like it'll take a while, I'll send Hifumi a message for now.
Asunaro Bojo	Ehehe~ It was yummy! I'll give you my thanks, just this once!
 	Well, thank you...
Asunaro Bojo	Doppo! You’re a nice guy, huh!
 	What a fickle kid… So? Why do you want to meet Dr. Jakurai?
Asunaro Bojo	That’s… Aaahh!
 	Hey, hey, hey! Chan-Doppo, you got caught up with some weird elementary schooler? That’s too funny! Eh, so where is this kid?
 	…Look at your feet.
 	Hm? You're right! What're you doing under my feet? Or is this the popular thing with grade schoolers these days?
Asunaro Bojo	Aaaaahh!!!
 	Whoopsie!
Asunaro Bojo	You rude man!!
 	Hahaha, Doppo! A grade schooler called me a 'rude man'! No way, this is sooo funny~!
Asunaro Bojo	Oi, Doppo! Who is this guy?
 	Hahaha! Doppo, a grade school kid is really talking to you that impolitely?
 	Hmph!
 	Ouch!
 	You shut up for a sec!
 	'Kay.
Asunaro Bojo	Oh!! Now that I look, you’re Hifumi Izanami!
 	Oh, little one, seems like you know me?
Asunaro Bojo	…Regrettably, though.
 	Hahaha! This kiddo sure uses some big words, huh~?
Asunaro Bojo	Don’t treat me like a kid! I’m 11 years old!
 	11 yeaws owd~? Eweven yeaws owd~? One-one yeaws owd~? You’re really nothing but a kiddy, huh!
Asunaro Bojo	W-what type of man says that to a lady!
 	What do you mean "lady"? It’s “man” for you, since you're a boy~
Asunaro Bojo	Hm? What are you talking about? Of course I know that. I’m a girl, that’s why I said “lady”.
 	Hahaha… ha… a girl?
Asunaro Bojo	I’m a girl!
 	H-heee!! Aahh! W-woman! Ahhh!!
 	Ah! Hifumi, don’t cling to me!
Asunaro Bojo	W-what? What’s up with him all of a sudden?
 	You… you’re a girl?
Asunaro Bojo	Hm? Can't you tell by looking at me?
 	No way! With your short hair and that tone of yours, anyone would think you're a boy!
Asunaro Bojo	What'd you say? To have caught such a pretty girl and called her a boy, how rude of you!
 	Ha. You’re one to call me rude...
 	... Scary... scary... scary... scary...
Asunaro Bojo	Huh? What’s with Hifumi Izanami?
 	Huh...? Don’t come over here...
 	Hmph. He has an extreme phobia of women. So don't get too close to him.
Asunaro Bojo	Phobia of women…? Ehehe... Haha! Hey, I’m a girl, y'know!
 	Eeek!! D- don’t… touch me!!!
Asunaro Bojo	Wait up~!
 	Nooo! Don’t come here!!
Asunaro Bojo	Hahaha, this is payback for earlier!
 	... Geez... Hifumi is really scared right now, so cut it out.
Asunaro Bojo	Put me down! Let me go, corporate drone!
 	I've tried asking a few times now, but why do you want to meet Dr. Jakurai?
Asunaro Bojo	Ah, that's right... Actually, I wanted to meet you two as well.
 	Huh?
 	
 	Ah, I’ve been waiting for you.
 	Sorry, for calling you and coming over out of the blue.
 	Doctor, please forgive the rudeness of our sudden intrusion. Here, this isn't much, but...
 	Thank you for your courtesy. By the way, why is Hifumi-kun in his suit?
 	Ah, well... You see...
Asunaro Bojo	Don't mind me! Oho! As expected of a doctor! Your house is super cool!
 	H-hey! Don’t just barge in here like that!
Asunaro Bojo	Hehe. Well, I’ve never seen a house like this before!
 	Well, what a cute young lady we have here.
 	S-s-sorry about that, Doctor. I’ll catch her right away!
 	Ah, it's really no problem. That being said, she seems like quite the tomboy, doesn't she?
 	Eh, Doctor, you noticed she was a girl immediately...
 	Hm? That's a strange thing to say. You can tell by looking at her.
 	I thought she was a boy, at first...
 	It's embarrassing, but I also didn't notice...
 	I see. You're wearing your suit because of her, Hifumi-kun. You can't handle women at all, even when they're that small?
 	Hahaha... It's something I'm frequently embarrassed about...
Asunaro Bojo	See, you two are the weird ones. To call a girl this pretty a boy!
 	That's right. It's mean to call such a lovely young girl a boy.
Asunaro Bojo	Ehehehe~
 	As expected, Doctor… She's taken to him already...
 	Well, let’s not stand and talk, come inside.
 	Ah, thank you.
 	Excuse me.
Asunaro Bojo	No problem at all, come in, come in!
 	Not that you should be saying that.
 	
 	Here you are.
 	Thank you, then if you don't mind...
 	Thank you very much.
 	This is for you. Is apple juice alright?
Asunaro Bojo	Thank you!
 	Mm... It seems like her attitude is completely different now than it was with us. She’s surprisingly obedient, too.
 	Fufu... That’s how Doctor's treatment of women is, so considerate. I should learn from his example too.
 	That's... a way to put it...
 	So, you said earlier on the phone that you had something you wanted to discuss. What is it?
 	Yes. This girl is called Asunaro Bojo, she–
Asunaro Bojo	Doppo! I’m the one asking for a favor, so I’ll say it myself.
 	Alright.
Asunaro Bojo	Jakurai Jinguji, sir, I'm begging you! Please save my big brother!
 	Your brother? Can you tell us about the circumstances?
Asunaro Bojo	My brother is timid but a show off, once he's tempted to do something he gets caught up in it. And some bad guys encouraged him to go and battle a rap team in Yokohama with them. And then those guys did something underhanded and called out a super strong team.
 	And he lost to that team?
Asunaro Bojo	Yeah... And it seems my brother's teammates got away just fine, but only he got captured by that Yokohama team...
 	But, if that's the case--
Asunaro Bojo	You're gonna ask why I didn't go to the police, right? They said that if I go to the police, they'll kill my brother. If we want to get him back safe, they said we have to bring them money.
 	Hm... customary villains then, I see.
Asunaro Bojo	My parents said they'll bring the money, but I don’t think guys who'd do something like that will honestly return my brother to us... But on my own there's no way I could beat those guys, so...
 	So you came here to discuss it with me? If that’s the case, I'll give you my assistance.
 	Of course, so will I.
 	Yes, me too, naturally. Though it may not be much, I'll lend you what strength I can.
Asunaro Bojo	You guys... thank you. Also, I'm asking that you don’t tell anyone about this.
 	It’s a delicate issue, so I have no intention of telling anyone. When it comes to work I'm tight-lipped, so please don't worry.
Asunaro Bojo	You're not gonna ask why...?
 	Properly speaking it would be better to ask, but in a case where you don't want us to tell others I think it's better not to pry.
Asunaro Bojo	Thank you...
 	Now then, can you tell us the date, time and location?
Asunaro Bojo	It's tonight, the place is Yokohama's Minato region container yard.
 	Tonight, is it? We still have a little time.
 	Doctor?
 	We should fortify ourselves with a meal before entering battle. I was just thinking about making some stew.
 	Doctor, let me give you a hand.
 	Well then, I'll take you up on it.
 	So, what's up with you, making a long face like that.
Asunaro Bojo	Ah... you're really nice guys...
 	Huh?
Asunaro Bojo	Sorry...
==Credits==
*Translation by Serpenscape.
==Trivia==
*The name of the drama track might be in reference to the song "29才のリアル" by Kitunebi.
Category:Drama Tracks
Category:Matenro