The ghost is here

(We open on the Canterlot Crusier driving down a road with the sun seting cuts to the group Big Macintosh is the driver while Cheerilee is beside him and Twilight reads the map the rest are in the back Applejack reads the paper about their first mystery in two weeks together Rarity is doing her nails Pinkie Snails Sonata Spike and Winona are eating and Winona is happy that their babies were delivered Aria reads a rock n roll magazine Luna reads about her hero Nightmare Moon Micro Chips Sandalwood Flash Adagio puts on makeup Rainbow is pretending to jam out Fluttershy is happily reading a book about animals Apple Bloom Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are just being themselves as the Ghost is Here plays in the background)
Skycyle: Another scary night. (Van drives off and fades to it being parked out in front of a mansion at night) Another spooky fright. (Cuts to inside where a seance is being held) And we just might be in danger.
(A skeleton ghost in a hood appears causing Snails and Spike to scream and run)
Skycycle:Oh the ghost is here and it's always a fake. The ghost (They run into a wall after the ghost followed them) is here there's no reason to shake. (Twilight jumps through and inside she discovers a hologram projector) The ghost is here aw give us a break it's fake.
(Spike and Snails land on it the image appears upon Spike's paw we fade to a cemetery the van is parked outside cuts inside of a mausoleum)
Skycycle:Another ghoul attacks, (Bat creature pops out of coffin they are scared Snails holds up a mirror) she's breathin down our backs. (It throws the mirror they run out screaming the monster's mouth goes into the camera) So we're makin tracks for the exit! (They jump over flower pots and run off with the creature still behind them the gang screech to a stop) Oh the ghost is here it's a crook in a suit the ghost is here he's protecting some loot. (Cuts to the guys running and screaming they knock over a flower pot and the monster trips over it) The ghost is here ah give'm the boot he's fake.
(Cheerilee unmasks it to be an old man Micro Chips discovers a jewelry necklace under the man's gloves cuts to the group Cheerilee does the "Cut" thing like reporters do as it's like the movie Big Mac rolls his eyes over back to Snails and Spike who are behind him as we fade to a riverboat)
Skycycle: Oh it doesn't matter where we go we know! (Cuts to inside where in a casino Snails and Spike are running and screaming being chased by a zombie riverboat captain it throws a chair causing it to break and shakes the cane in the other hand) A ghost is gonna show (Cuts to them backing up at the door the legs of the zombie are over the camera) And so we look for the bogus! (The gang come in knocking them onto a wheel) Look for the scam! (Cuts to them on a wheel used for gambling they spin around the zombie comes over) Every time the ghost is a sham!
(They fly and land on the monster they get up and the mask falls off reveling a middle aged woman)