The Charbecue AU

YOOO AU TIME! MY AU! LOOK AT THE TITLE GUYS IT RHYMES AND IT'S A PUN
i am so proud of the pun. having many names is proving useful for honing my pun skills.
credit to people who have listened to me talk abt wof and stuff and responded to my rambles! i get ideas from the ideas you guys get so yeeee c: 
== Introduction==
All of my oc's exist here B) as well as in canon. They exist in my au too tho. Also, all of my fantribes are chilling here. B) B)
==Pyrrhia ==
===Pyrrhian Geography and Climate ===
* there are regions between all the different kingdoms that are like, intermediate zones. so the sandy desert doesn't immediately give way to an ice-covered field, yeah?
===Pyrrhian History ===
* clearsight was smort™ and enchanted that bracelet to embed itself into darkstalkers scales and turn him into a tree.
** what type of tree, you ask? a pine tree!
** why a tree, you ask?! because trees are cool!
**why a pine tree, you ask?!? idk man, i like pine trees! they're good for the environment! they give food! If you're going to turn darkstalker into something, you might as well turn him into something that benefits others! 
***If you couldn't tell, I don't like Darkstalker. 
*anyhoo clearsight made her escape yada yada ya 
**found Pantala! did NOT force her language on everyone living there like wthecc how does one dragon do that?? and thats also just so rude?!? 
***imagine some stranger comes into your place and sall like "ohhh i see you humans here dont speak PROPER. HUMAN. well, do not worry, my dear. i will teach you! and everyone in your country!!" 
***like how did she manage to get to EVERYONE. like even the thousands of european colonizers that made there way around the world didnt manage to make EVERYONE lose their native language?? there are still indigenous people in north america who can speak the old language?? even though the colonizers killed like 95% of the population and forced the 5% who they didn't kill into plots of land with poorly built houses and overall very bad living conditions??? they. they. some of them still know their old languages???????? 
**also clearsight didnt have a bajillion kids.
***why would she want to have so many kids. if she's got such AmAzInG FuTUre sEeInG aBiLiTiEs then she should've seen how expensive raising a child is!! a child!! a single child! let alone so many children that you make a whole new frickin tribe!!!!
***pffft in MY au the hivewings and silkwings and leafwings already existed before clearsight moseyed her way to pantala 
*sandwing war and stuff
*i don't really vibe with thorn being the queen for some reason :/ i mean, i don't like any of the other candidates for queens, either? thorn can stay queen ig
=== Pyrrhian Tribes ===
seven 
====IceWings ====
MENTIONS OF BLOOD
=====Biology and Physiology =====
======Appearance ======
*sharp and pointy like how they're always described
*hahah except they got antifreeze in their blood lol. 
**Okay you think im kidding, but i kid you NOT. fish and insects that live in regions with extremely low temperatures have proteins in their blood to prevent the liquid content from freezing. im saying glycerol, because why not?
**having antifreeze in their blood would make more sense than having fur i think, since icewings are said to have BLUE blood, and furry animals (mammals) never have blue blood. animals that have blue blood have blood with copper in it instead of iron! hemocyanin instead of hemoglobin! and yeah, blue blood is only supposed to exist in mollusks and arthropods?? stares at tui
**so an icewing is really just an example of megafauna. they're giant insects </3 which is why they're also shiny and iridescent
**jk they're not insects. that would be wild.
**oh, how i wanted my floofy icewings :pleading: but i also wanted them to be SHARP and POINTY. FLOOF is not SHARP and POINTY. so they're not floofy, they just get antifreeze in their blood. ^-^
*speaking of shiny! IceWings can use the reflectivity of their scales to their advantage!
*aaaand because snowblindness is a thing, icewings have smaller eyes with bigger (pointier!) eye ridges around them
*they got splayed toes to facilitate walking on slippery ice!
*spines flare out when angered! like a spiky porcupine! spines go rattley-rat-a-tat-rattle when super angered!! like....idk, like how babies shake their rattles really aggressively when they're angry? i need to work on this analogy
====== Abilities ======
*they can't breathe underwater like SeaWings or hold their breath as long as MudWings, but IceWings are still a rather marine tribe! they sometimes take a dip to hunt narwhals n stuff
=====Culture=====
======Values ======
* fill
======Beliefs ======
* fill
======Architecture======
*you guys seen ATLA? basically the architecture from the water tribes, which was based off of Inuit architecture. northern water tribe architecture for royalty and southern water tribe architecture for non-royalty yeet
====MudWings====
MENTIONS OF FROGS
=====Biology and Physiology=====
======Appearance======
*okay so the Mud Kingdom stretches from the Rainforest to the mountains? the climates GOT to be really different throughout the place
* it gets colder in the northern regions of the Mud Kingdom! MudWings have to hibernate! 
**MudWings who live in the most northern places FREEZE. SOLID. like the wood frog! the Alaskan tree frog! lil froggy popsicles that thaw once the cold seasons past to continue on with their happy lil froggy lives c:
** MudWings who live north but not quite so north just find a reaaaallly nice muddy place and hunker down as far as they can go.
*hey u know those german designs mr. max m. (i forgot how to spell his last name, im so sorry bro) did? i like the horn and the tail mace of the mudwings there. mudwings in my au have those horns and tail mace.
**huehuehue.....they can SMACK things with their tail c:<
*their scales are basically bumpy leathery skin, like what crocodilians got!
*MudWing laughs are nice
====== Abilities ======
*i know they're big and heavy but mudwings are great swimmers! i mean, look at blue whales! giantest animal on earth and they live in our ocean! because water buoyancy makes things feel lighter! which is why you can pick up other people more easily when you're standing next to each other in water, instead of when you're standing next to each other on dry land!
*can SMAAAACK with tail c:<< 
*can hold their breath for TWO hours now aw yeah upgrade B)
=====Culture=====
======Values ======
* jknakj 
======Beliefs ======
* fill
======Architecture======
ARCHITECTURE! LET'S TALK ABOUT ARCHITECTURE!!
* okay so i don't know about those houses in the graphic novel? they kinda look like kilns.
**i get they're supposed to be like, beehive houses, but c'mon!
*NOT IN MY AU! they're kilns <3
* honestly, while it would be really neat to have mud-brick architecture in the mudwing kingdom, i don't think it would be practiced throughout the whole region? certainly not near the rainforest, where it wouldn't be very practical. you get one (1) heavy rainstorm, and everything just washes away.
*which is why, my friends *puts on sunglasses* i've been doing research
*my dudes! let me introduce you to the wonders of REED!! ARCHITECTURE!! 
** yeah okay i'll get back to mud architecture but right now, it's reeds!! REEDS!!!
*the Marsh Arabs and the Uros people are INGENIOUS! behold! the BEAUTY OF THEIR REED ARCHITECTURE!!!
*Rooves made of reeds! Houses made of reeds! Whole! Fricking! ISLANDS!!! MADE OF REEDS!!!
*dw there's still mud architecture. but instead of being just mud, all of the mud buildings get a treatment of qadad! 
**WHAT is qadad, you ask? why, my good fellow woffles, QADAD is waterproof plaster! so all the mud buildings are waterproof now.
*also: cob!
====NightWings ====
MENTIONS OF SPIDERS
=====Biology and Physiology=====
======Appearance======
*ehehehehe owl. bat. OWLBAT DRAGONS
*shadow boiiiisssss. they have moon deitiiiiiessssss. moonborns have eyes that look like moonsssssss. they dont have sclera or pupils or irisessss, just blankness.
**non-moonborns don't have sclera or pupils or irises either, but their eyes aren't pale like the moon! they're dark violet or blue or whatever and look like starless nights in total darkness, but when there's a light source, their eyes reflect it really well and make it look like they have galaxies in them! 
*okay i like mr. max m's NightWing design too....JKBEAJKGB LOOKS LIKE A HAUGHTY CAT
====== Abilities ======
*idc that they're diurnal now?? they're nocturnal. im making them nocturnal.
*more rods than cones! better night vision, like bat man <:<
**okay batman has normal human man eyes but IT WOULD BE COOL!! IF HE HAD ACTUAL NIGHT VISION! 
***on this topic, i think spiderman should have a pet spider. the spider would be called manspider, and he would wear a red and blue human-themed suit.
*they minor echolocate <: like bat
*says i, nightwings have pads on feet. like cat. quiet. quiet like cat.
*Like cat, NightWings are graceful. sneaky. good coordination. i wish i had good coordination ;-;
*Am I making half of these up as I go along? Why yes, yes I am.
=====Culture=====
=====Values =====
* fill
======Beliefs ======
* fill
======Architecture======
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=====Society=====
======Government ======
*heeeeeey the nightwings get their own ruler now! their own queen!! who, you ask? im not sure, but she exists!!!
**OKAY YALL I'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY TUI WRITING THAT THE NIGHTWINGS HAVE GLORY AS THEIR QUEEN NOW IRKS ME SO MUCH!! LIKE BESIDES HOW FLORY'S LITERALLY A DRAGONET RULING OVER TWO TRIBES BUT ITS IT'S LIKE. LIKE ASSIMILATION, YEAH? WHERE YOU TRY TO FIT IN SOME PLACE, BUT YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF SOME PARTS TO DO THAT YKNOW, AND LIKE A LOT OF THE NIGHTWINGS REALLY DIDNT WANT TO ASSIMILATE AT FIRST REMEMBER?? THEY WERE BEING ALL //sog// //sog// //amger// 
**and...they've already lost so much bc of dorkstinker, yeah? like they've lost their home and their own kingdom and their culture, and even knowledge abt how their bodies work? i mean before moonwatcher hatched under the moons everyone was just like, "oh huh, we just don't have any powers like what the scrolls say"
**aaaanyways so //relieved// yeah! i get it now. in my au, the NightWings will have their own queen. 
====RainWings ====
=====Biology and Physiology=====
======Appearance======
* their frills are more like the frills of frilled lizards now instead of like the teeny wing-shapes that are in the joy ang refs
**like frilled lizards and also IceWing spines, they also flare when they're a n g e r y
*RainWings can change the colour of everything on the outside, including the sclera of their eyes and their claws.
*their venom changes colour too! Although, it stops changing colour once it's separated from the fangs.
**If no thought is given to the venom's colour while it's being spat, then it comes out as black.
*their tails DO curl up in a spiral like what's seen in the Joy Ang refs, but only when there's nothing nearby for them to latch onto.
* i don't have many things to change about RainWings appearance-wise, tbh? I feel like their appearance has already been worked on a lot, for some reason.
=====Culture=====
======Architecture======
* so many ideas...so many possibilities!!
=====Society=====
======Government ======
*I will never understand why Grandeur was just like "lol gonna step down from the throne" like?? okay i get it all yur kids were unfit to rule but still. 
*so grandeur is still queen here //relieved// but queen regent. because she was like "glory can have the position when she's older, i'll let her focus on things like BEING A DRAGONET for a little while longer"
*GLORY ISN'T QUEEN YET BUT DEATHBRINGER ISN'T CREEPING ON HER YISSS AUS AND FAN CONTENT FOR THE WIN HAHAH TUI NO CREEPS HERE NO MA'AM NOT IN MY AU
*people talk about ace sunny but like...what if glory was ace? or what if she went like "yknow, i should prolly figure out all this queen stuff first before i think about finding a mate or whatever"
**yeah, she's not queen yet, but she still studies diplomacy and economy and trade and war strategy and all that jazz, and because she wants to rule well, she thinks she should focus on that stuff like goshdarnit she grew up in a LITERAL. CAVE. AND LIKE FIVE SECONDS AFTER SHE ESCAPED SHE QUEEN SCARLET KIDNAPPED HER AND HER FRIENDS. AND THEY SAW DRAGONS DIE. LIKE FRESH HECK, MAN. 
***do you know how horrible that must have been? your first exposure to a queen and she's playing with the lives of dragons like they're toys.
***no, glory wants to be a good queen. she's not ready yet, but she will be. 
**as a side note, deathbringer still exists, he's just not interested in flirting with LITERAL. DRAGONETS. anymore yeah //relieved//
***waaaat wdym im just keeping him around because of the murderbasket joke wurt wut hwat nooooo hahah i have no idea what you're talking about hahah like. hahah i have reasons sweats yeah like legitimate reasons for keeping him around?? besides murderbasket yes totally
****i like basilisk's idea of jambringer. i like jam. this name sounds like jam will be brought to me.
* NightWings get their own queen like S.M.H. let them have their independence you can CLEARLY see that a whole bunch of them don't like being led by a RainWing queen? and i get that Glory is cool and the NightWing tribe turned out to be a bunch of jerks, but I think it would be cooler if the NightWings could get some autonomy u know and like. figure things out abt their history? 
====SandWings ====
=====Biology and Physiology=====
======Appearance======
*sand...sand can be so many colours why are they always pale yellow ;-; there's pink sand because of coral! black sand because of obsidian! green sand because of olivine! blue sand because of sodalite! 
**okay yeah most of those sands i listed come from beaches, not deserts //pensive// but stiiiiilll! i think it's misleading to call them sandwings when there're so many different types of sand >:c
*nictane membranes! to keep sand out!
*nostrils that face up to keep sand out! their nostrils are also sealable!
*scales are packed tightly next to each other so sand doesn't get in!
*waxy coating on their scales! to prevent moisture from leaving them!
*leggy boiiis as per allen's rule
*sandwings are also, on average, smaller than the other tribes! because of bergmann's rule!
*they have a forked tongue so they taste the air like snakes do
====== Abilities ======
* stingy
======Values ======
* fill
======Beliefs ======
* fill
======Architecture======
* fill
==== SeaWings====
=====Biology and Physiology=====
======Appearance======
*low-slung fish bois
*hahah you know how i got rid of the wingy-frills of rainwings and gave them frilled lizard frills? well part of the reason i got rid of the wingy-frills is because the wingy-frills looks like fins. 
**if you guessed that im attaching the frills onto the heads of seawings and calling them fins, then you are correct B)
*fins on their tails!! like how mermaid tails have the two fins sprouting from the ends so they look like Y's? SeaWings have that now, too!! 
====== Abilities ======
* swimmy
====SkyWings====
=====Biology and Physiology=====
======Appearance======
*long and sinous and serpentine
*the undersides of their wings can be blue like the sky and have cloud patterns! 
*however, their scales are still just the warm colours of the colour spectrum
*you know how their horns in the joy ang bases are v curvy? im changing all of those curves to sharp angles
*with SHARP ANGLES, the horns of a skywing look like a pair of lightning bolts! and lightning comes from the sky!
====== Abilities ======
* breathes fire yknow like normal
=====Culture=====
======Values ======
* fill
======Beliefs ======
* fill
======Architecture======
dancessss taking an art history class gives me SO many ideas huehuehue c:< 
* so have you ever heard of petra?? its like! a city carved into stone! rock-cut!
* you know what i bet the skywing kingdom has a lot of? cliffs! rocky cliffs! 
==Pantala==
hey....hey mods, can i put my fanon tribes in my au? //eyeshakes// i'll put them in for now n if you say differently i'll delete them 
====CloudWings====
like all of the pantalans they were vibing on Pyrrhia but left
====DayWings====
They claim ancestry with the NightWings and SkyWings? ai dee kay man they're kinda...:/ shady? but they look soft and bright 
====HiveWings====
bee movie plays
====LeafWings====
lorax movie plays
====PetalWings====
an extant group of leafwings! i.e., the descendants of the leafwings that couldn't make it out and into the Poison Jungle in time and so experienced rapid evolution to adapt to the new situation they were thrown into. they sound pretty but they're as militaristic as the HiveWings.
====SilkWings====
uhhh is there a butterfly movie thats evolved into a meme in our pop culture? 
====StoneWings====
they're big and just want to be left alone with their families and rock collections please don't bother them thanks 
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