Truth or Dare WOF

Hi! Noticed that this is HOT, so I made this.
== The Ds of Destiny ==
Tsunami and Glory: Let's play truth or dare! No exceptions!
Tsunami: I go first! Clay, truth or dare?
Clay: Truth
Tsunami: Did you kiss Peril?
Clay: (Blushes) Yes.
Peril:(Walks in and hears) WUT(Turns into a fireball and set the cave on fire, even though you can't set stone on fire, but-)
Tsunami: Shut up, narrator! Let's keep doing it.
Clay: This is fine. (Walls of flame flicker around them as Peril burned the whole world because Cleril is an official ship.)
Clay: Glory, truth or dare?
Glory: Dare
Clay: Play 'Seven minutes in heaven' with Deathbringer!
Glory: (Turns neon pink)
Deathbringer: (Appears) OOH!!!!
Tsunami shoves them both into a closet
Clay: (Starts timer) Seven minutes!
Starflight and Sunny stand awkwardly in the corner because they weren't included :(
The closet unlocked and Glory shot out of the closet so fast she hit the stone wall face first with a SPLAT.
Glory: OKAY! I order everyone to shut up.
Bumblebee: (Appears) MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH.
Glory: Sacre BLEU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Suddenly holding a French flag)
Glory: Okay, Starflight. Truth or dare?
Starflight: Bluh? Oh! Um, Dare!
Glory: (Smirks) Okay. Say that you aren't interested in Fatespeaker.
Starflight: (Starts to slowly sidle away to the exit)
Tsunami: Oh no you don't, Mr Stalagmite Resembler.
Clay: (Dramatically) I summon Fatespeaker!
Clay then ruins the effect by burping and filling the air with the smell of roasted cows.
Fatespeaker: Yum! Something smells delicious here! (Looks down and sees something move, and then she pounced on it, sinking her teeth into the flesh.)
Clay: YOWCH!(Swings tail around to see Fatespeaker chewing on it with her eyes closed)
Fatespeaker: I foresee a delicious cow for all of us to eat.
Clay: @%$#?!
Tsunami: (Nudges Starflight) Go ahead.
Starflight: (Sighs) Fatespeaker, I just want to tell you that I'm not very interested in you anymore.
Fatespeaker: (Despair) NO! I foresee that you are lying. SHUT UP! Oh no...You're telling the truth...well shi-ne(Die in Japanese)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatespeaker chases Starflight across the continent.
Starflight: (Panting) Sunny...Truth or D-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatespeaker scorches a third of Starflight's scrolls.
Sunny: I chose dare!
Fatespeaker: (Clamps Starflight's snout shut) Sunny! I dare you to burn the rest of Starflight's scrolls!
Sunny: Okay, RAWR! (Sets all of Starflight's scrolls ablaze)
Starflight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Melts into a pile of goo)
Sunny: Tsunami, truth or dare?
Tsunami: ACK NOOOOOMYTURNOHNOtruthSUNNYNOSTOPSKIPME
Glory: (very helpfully) She said 'truth' in the middle of her nonsense.
Tsunami: Glory you b*Beep!*
Sunny: Are you dating Riptide?
Tsunami: BRUHWHYTHISWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYmaybeNOWAYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Glory: She said, 'maybe'.
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