Granpappy Bikdip/Quotes

These are Granpappy Bikdip's quotes in the Bargo the Bikdip series.
==In the Bikdip's Adventure games==
====Bikdip's Adventure 2====
In the intro
*"Bargo the Bikdip was on an innocent journey when all of a sudden... he disappeared and arrived in a new and strange land. He found all the pieces of the Triforce and defeated the evil Ganon. He then saved Princess Zelda, but all was not as well as it seemed. Ganon had managed to survive, and he used his magic to freeze Zelda. The Triforce broke apart and Ganon, weakened, stole Bargo's items and went into hiding. But of course, you know all of this. You were there. You must save Zelda again if you ever want to return home."
In Bikdark's introductory cutscene
*"Press down to progress through cutscenes. Check the readme for details."
In the Bonus Level
*"This password will be helpful to you soon: 3A7P1E"
At the end of Part 1 of the quest:
*"To continue the quest, you must first download the second half. Yes, there is a second part to this quest. It was too large to fit in a 1.90 Quest file, so you will have to start where you left off in a 1.92 quest. It will assume that you found all the Heart Pieces and you can use the code from the bonus level for a new item. Here is the website url: www.freewebs.com/bikdiponabus/H3C4N7.html"
In the Electric Boogaloo prize room
*"Bargo! It that really you? Do mine eyes deceive?"
*"That was intentional. But anyway, I just sort of appeared in this world one morning, and before I could even wonder what happened, a big pig guy came out of nowhere and brought me here! "I've captured Bargo!", he says. "Sorry bud, you've got the wrong Bikdip." I says. He then proceeded to swear a lot and dumped me in a prison cell. I was worried about you, since it seemed like he was after you instead."
**Part 2 (Normal) "Hmm... maybe something else silver would do the trick. Such as... your favorite spoon!"
**Part 2 (Enhanced) "Hmm... maybe something else silver would do the trick. Or actually, gold has all the magical properties of silver, but better. So maybe something gold would do the trick. Such as... your favorite spoon!"
*"I found it laying on the ground after I fought off the 21 sharks for you. Man, that was difficult. You didn't even thank me for it."
*"Oh, you mean Bikdark? Yeah, I was surprised to see him here too!"
*"Nothing! It was a trick! I didn't do it! Leave me alone!"
In the prison cell room
*"So we meet again, Bargo. I'm glad to see you've gotten so far... I wasn't quite as lucky. But there's a button behind me that I just can't quite reach. Could you go press it for me?"
*"... Uh oh."
*"Ok, I guess that did it. Let's go."
In the room with two buttons on the floor
*"Aha. One couldn't make it through alone. Well, this is no problem for us. We just need to press the buttons together."
*"Well, that was easy. I'm going to go ahead now. See you there!"
Before the confrontation with Ganon and Bikdark
*They're through there, Bargo. This wall right here. You should be able to blow it up or something, since it's so thin you can hear right through it. I wish I could help you in your big fight, but I'm just too old. What I can do is heal you, so come to me, and good luck..."
After Bikdark has been killed
*"Well done, Bargo. I knew you had it in you, but still you continue to impress me. I only wish I could have seen the battle... nevertheless, I'm very proud of you."
*"Clearly not, but we really need to stop referring to that. Nobody knows what we're talking about at all."
*"I won't pretend to understand how things work in this world, but maybe you should spread their ashes on her."
In the room Zelda was being held in
*"MAH BOI, this dinner is what all true floors in Hyrule strive for!"
*"...Sorry, I just had a sudden urge to say that. It won't happen again."
*"Actually, I may have the information you're looking for. When Ganon had me locked up, he ranted for a while and I think I understand most of the situation. Apparently there was a legendary hero who was destined to defeat Ganon."
*"Yes, that was the name. But while he was off saving other lands, Ganon was able to take over. Zelda, could you explain the Triforce? I don't think I understand what it's supposed to do."
*"Our entire bodies are heads, lady, you'll have to do better than that."
*"Really? I guess I should be flattered."
*"And then I got captured. Thanks a lot, Bargo, do you know how annoying Bikdark was? He was almost worse than Ganon."
*"Actually, no. I have no idea who he is or why he's here. Seriously."
*"Exactly. Wouldn't you be surprised to see something like that? He must just be a weird side-effect of your presence here, or the Triforce, or something. Who knows?"
==In other games==
===Bikdip RPG===
During the Resistance meeting
*"Hm... I don't get it!"
*"Well, you just walked in here and said "and that's what happened!" That doesn't really tell me anything."
*"I know! And usually I can tell what he means, but this time, I'm stumped!"
*"Hm... You just did it again! Stop cutting to black and just tell me already!"
*"Say no more! Hm... Bikdark's soldiers... And Lord Telliphiliple, wanting to return to his home world..."
*"I see... But you escaped from Bikdark's soldiers so you are extraordinary! And for that reason... I think we can help each other!"
*"Well, in order to send you back to your world, we need to recharge the portal. And to do that, we need to gather seven red gems, one of which I know is in Bikdark's possession. The Big Red One. The last of its kind in this world."
*"Now, if anybody else has anything to say? Hm? Anyone? No? Okay, good talk. Josh, you go upstairs and rest-- you can use Wimple's room. We'll discuss plans tomorrow. Meeting adjourned!"
If talked to in his room
*"What're you doing poking around an old man's room, eh? Well hey, if you find anything saucy, it's on you."
If his bed is inspected
*"Hey, that's my bed! It's very important to me, so back off!"
If the painting in his room is inspected
*"Ah, my old flame..."
*"Ah yes, my dear sweet Johannes... How she did always love to wear that pearl earring..."
If his bookshelf is inspected
*"I've read all those books about a dozen times."
*"Eh? you callin' me old?"
*"I'M OLLLLLD SONNY!"
If his lamp is switched off for the (first time)
*"Am I dead?"
When his lamp is switched back on (first time)
*"...Oh. I'm alive. Great."
If his lamp is switched off (subsequent times)
*"I'm not falling for it this time."
*"..."
*"...Oh God, am I actually dead?"
When his lamp is switched back on (subsequent times)
*"...O-oh. Never mind."
When talked to the morning after arriving
*"Well, good morning there, sleepyhead!"
*"Good morning, Bargo."
*"I trust you had a good night's sleep? Well, I hope so, because HADHAD's waiting for you out back. He's got a surprise for you..."
*"Oh, you'll see..."
*"Oh! One more thing!"
*"Since you're new to this world, I went out and got you one of these!"
*"No problem, sonny. Anywho, you better get going! Wouldn't wanna keep HADHAD waiting."
If talked to again before encountering Bikdark in Detonator Ditch
*"Just leave the Resistance Base and head north-- you can't miss him!"
After encountering Bikdark in Detonator Ditch
*"Nice to see you all made it back in one piece!"
*"...Bikdark stole all the gems?!"
*"See? I can guess it right sometimes! Hm... This is disquieting. It seems that we will have to get the gems back from Bikdark... And who knows where he's hidden them. ...Oh! But Josh! I do have some good news!"
*"There's someone upstairs who wants to see you..."
*"Oh, you'll see..."
If talked to again before meeting Martin in Josh's room
*"Go on upstairs, Josh! There's someone there who wants to see you..."