Skinny is the New Fat

(Scene begins with Pilar walking)
Pilar (Sing Songy): Gonna go to Tom's, so me and Nat, Can play Muscle Fish 2! Woo-Hoo!
(Pilar knocks on Tom's Door)
Pilar: Hello?
(Tom opens door)
Tom: I'm ready to play Muscle fish 2?
Nat: So am I!
Pilar: Yeah!
Martha (Crying): What's wrong with me? I'm hideous!
Nat: What's wrong with Martha?
Tom: I don't know? Hey Martha! What's Wrong?
Martha: Shut Up!
Pilar: Well, she's really upset.
(Tom, Pilar and Nat walk into Martha's Room)
Tom: Martha, what's wrong?
Martha: Can you see? I'M FAT!
Tom: No, No! Your just overweight, and so am I.
Martha: But I want to get Slimmer!
Pilar: But then you would look like Abigal.
Nat: You would look like her twin sister.
Martha: Ok, at least I want to get a little Slimmer...Just Slim enough to stop having haters call me "Whale-Fish" on Fish-Book and Insta-Clam!
Pilar: Wow! You have it harsh.
Martha: Nat?
Nat: Yeah, Martha?
Martha: I want to be just a slim to the point where I'm at Shubie's weight. She is perfect.
Nat: She sure is.
Tom: Ok, but you will need to stop eating too much, and dare I say it, Lay it down on Krabby patties.
Martha: *Sighs* Its a risk I'm willing to take, as long as I can get those Jerks to stop piling me on social media.
Tom: Then let's put "Operation: Martha gets slimmer and stops Trolls from Bombing her online, and also think of a shorter name for this Operation" Into Action!
Pilar: Right after we play Muscle Fish 2!
Nat: Right, let's go!
(Scene cuts to Nat, Pilar, Tom and Martha outside)
Tom: Ok, if we're gonna get you slim, we need to run around this path. But, he careful, because some Idiot sprayed water all over the ground, which is a problem because then you could slip and fall, and get hurt.
Martha: Relax, I have good eyesight!
(Martha starts running)
(She looks back)
Martha: Look At Me, I'm doing it.
(Pilar runs up)
Pilar: Your not looking where your going! You could-
(Martha and Pilar slip and crash offscreen)
Tom: Are you okay?
(Scene shows Martha on the ground)
Martha: I'm Ok, Because something broke my fall!
Pilar (Muffled): You mean SOMEONE
(Martha gets up to see Pilar is crushed)
(Nat runs over)
Nat: Dude, are you okay?
(Pilar gets up and notices he is thin)
(Pilar inflates himself back to normal)
Pilar: No.
(Pilars arms and legs pop off)
Martha: Sorry, Pilar!
Pilar: No Problem...
(Scene shows Nat, Tom, Martha and a bandaged Pilar at a pool)
Tom: Okay, next we try Swimming, because it's a good way to work your arms.
Nat: Yeah, good strategy, but I have a concern: Aren't we already Fish, thus were swimming?
Tom: Trust me, Dude. It's the way we Evolved.
Martha: Yeah, can I go now?
Tom: Okay, Go!
Pilar: Wait!
(Pilar gets bubble wrap and covers himself in it)
Pilar: Just trying to stay Safe...Don't ask where I got the bubble wrap from.
Tom: Okay...Once Again, Go!
(Martha starts swimming)
Martha: This isn't so Hard, I could do this for hours!
Narrator: 200 Laps Later
Martha (Out of Breath): *Panting* I think...My arms...Will fall off!
Tom: Keep doing it! You want all those Jerks to stop piling upon you, right?
Martha (Out of Breath): Yeah...
(Martha sinks to bottom of the pool)
Tom: Well, at least she did better then the running exercise.
Pilar: Yeah...
(Scene cuts to Martha at the park)
Tom: I finally found a Walkway that has no obstacles, now let's go!
(Pilar steps behind nat)
Pilar: Safety First, heh heh...
Narrator: Two Hours Later.
Martha: I think...I...Did it... (Panting Hard)
Tom: You did good, and you lost weight too.
Martha: I think that's it, we're done!
Tom: Um, No. We still have to do this for another Month. You only lost 2 Pounds.
Martha: (Screams) Get away from from me!
(Martha runs off)
Tom: What are you doing?!
(Nat, Tom and Pilar run after her)
Martha: I can't do this, I can't do this!
(Martha runs around the puddles avoiding them)
Tom: She avoided the puddles.
Martha: Hey, I'm doing it, I avoided the-
(Martha crashes into wall)
(Nat, Tom and Pilar catch up)
Martha (Muffled): Call...an Ambulance...
Pilar: Well, that got out of hand quickly.
(Scene shows Martha in a wheel chair leaving the Hospital)
Martha: Well I Succeeded and Failed at the same time, and I broke my Leg, now I have to stay in here.
Tom: Well, at least you have the same experience as Fred.
Nat: Sorry, you didn't lose too many pounds.
Martha: Its Okay. Plus, those Trolls can just go live in their Mom and Dads basment, or get a life.
(Teen Girls walk by)
Teen Girl 1: Oh hey, Fattie!
Teen Girl 3: Yeah, Far Bat.
Martha: Oh No, them.
Nat: Hey, I'll have you know something. Your just homeless bully Trolls that live in your parents basement, so I speak for all of you when I say, GET A LIFE!
Teen Girl 2: Oh No! Our Cover has been Blown!
(The Girls unzip their outfit to really be Trolls)
Troll 1: Swim Away!
(The Trolls swim away to the surface)
Pilar: That was just plain Scary, and wrong.
Tom: And that goes to show you just who Trolls really are.
Pilar: Nat?
Nat: Yeah?
Pilar: Can I have some bleach for my eyes, because I need to erase those Trolls from my eyes.
(Scene Ends)
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