Pit vs Kratos

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==Cast==
Brandon Lorbes as Pit and Kratos
== Hint ==
Godly Challengers
==Lyrics==
===Pit:===
Yo Kratos, let me tell you who you’re about to fight
I am Pit! Servant of the Goddess of Light
It’s weird that you turned white putting on your parents’ ashes
I took lots of Gods back then and I owned their weak-asses
You’re the reason Atheists are made, it’s why they said there’s no God
I’m stronger than you and I have a skinnier bod
Might wanna leave cause I got Level 9, intense bars
I’ll flip my blades like batons and say “Victory is ours!”
===Kratos:===
I’m the cause of Atheists? You killed the same people I did
I beat better versions of Gods, these ones are MORE big
What kind of warrior name is Pit? No one knew you since Brawl
If you wanna know what power is, I’m the greatest of them all
Mother fucker, I’m the God of War, I made an appearance in MK9
By the words of Hades and Shang Tsung, your soul is fucking mine
I finish my work alone; you need Palutena’s help to fly
I’d say I’m sorry but the mighty don’t apologize
===Pit:===
You’re a Leonidas rip-off; I have a lifetime supply of weapons
I heard better comebacks from a manager at a 7-11
You’re a lone wolf who killed his family just to get more power
When I step to the battlefield, mighty warriors become cowards
===Kratos:===
Kid of Icarus? You’re a virgin desperate for a Goddess
And she’s out of your league and older, try to be more modest
I’ll rip off the wings like your dad and throw Pit into a pit
You’ll get a slow, painful death like I gave you a Sparta kick
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/pit-vs-kratos-gaming-all-star
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX6L31uQZiM
==Poll==
<poll> Who Won?
Pit
Kratos </poll>
Category:Rap Battles
Category:Season 1