Friends are Scientist

Musical guest: Palaye Royale
== Quotes ==
So why do I have to be blindfolded? 
Nobody can know where it is.
Why don't you have to wear a blindfold? Well, how do you know I'm not? We're here.
So, welcome to the basement, Hollywood's hottest auditorium.
That'll be none other than $20.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Let me explain to you how this sing off is gonna work.
You're gonna hang out with me: A little talky talky, a little dancey dancey, and then we'll all live happily ever after.
[ALN short ends, then the auditorium is filled with an audience of children, anxious for the sing-off between The Cosmic Girls, and the Offbeats to begin.]
Fred Stockdale: So, look, kids, I just want you to know that I'm here for you. There's plenty of time. I'm gonna go find Betty anne bongo, everything's gonna work out.
Repunzil: Thanks, Sir.
MAN ON PA: Ladies and gentlemen, Henry and June 
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
Henry: Thank you, kids in the studio audience. Thank you. Welcome to our exciting sing-off between The Cosmic Girls, and the Offbeats  
(Crowd cheers)
June: Now, remember, kids, there are no winners or losers.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: (now dressed in 90s clothing, scoffs at the hosts’ speech) Yeah, remind me to tell little josephine that when we hear her voice from the stage.
June: The group that we choose today will give our school a chance to win $25,000 to win a place on the kablam stage. So, without further ado, I give you, 
Henry and June: The Cosmic Girls!
Rosie: this is it, girls, can you believe that we're gonna show off our routines 
Mr. Jimmy McGee: AH-OOGA! It’s the pop sensation, and it’s your time to shine! Go out there and knock 'em dead. 
Rosie: [confidently] Yes, sir! I can do it! [walks on stage.] 
Mr. Jimmy McGee: You two? I just want to let you know not to get in Rosie's way. 
Alina: Oh. Right then
Yolanda: Uh, ok.
[Jimmy McGee turns on a fog machine just as the music starts and the Cosmic Girls' silhouettes became visible on the curtain. Finally, the curtain goes up, revealing them]
Rosie: Boy Mercury shooting through every degree
Oh girl dancing down those dirty and dusty trails
Take it hip to hip, rocket through the wilderness
Around the world the trip begins with a kiss
Rosie, Alina, and Yolanda: Roam if you want to
Roam around the world
Roam if you want to
Without wings, without wheels
Roam if you want to
Roam around the world
Roam if you want to
Without anything but the love we feel 
[The audience of kids erupts into a loud applause.]
Rosie: Girls! That's for us!
Alina: Thank you so much!
Yolanda: Thank you! Thank you! Your a great audience to us!
[They take a bow.]
June: Well done, ladies. 
Henry: And now, let's hear it for a group that will rock you like a hurricane. At least, that's what many of you kids in the audience told us since they started to become a band. 
Henry and June: Here they are: The Offbeats!
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Hey, you know they say there's no "l" in the word "team," and they're right. (Walks off) Hey, girls! Who wants a Jimmy hug?! 
Tommy: Did you find the others?
Fred Stockdale: Guys. Sorry, I searched the whole perimeter. And I don't know why, but the team's not back yet.
Repunzil: Well, what should we do?
Fred Stockdale: I would... I would ask someone who's not me.
Tommy: (SIGHS) I know what we should do.
[Tommy and Repunzil are greeted with loud cheers as they appear onstage. Then, Tommy adjusts the microphone so he could speak into it.]
Tommy: H-Hi everyone. [clears his throat] Our friend Betty anne bongo couldn't-couldn't be here today. Um, the thing is, we've never performed without her and…we're not starting now.
[Tommy lets Repunzil speak into the microphone.]
Repunzil: You can't have only two little pigs. You can't have only two musketeers. So-so, you know you can't have only two Offbeats. Thank you.
[The crowd murmurs among themselves.]
Fred Stockdale: I'll take you home.
[The Cosmic girls watch Tommy and Repunzil walk away. Jimmy McGee smirks as he hears the audience of kids booing, knowing he has won.]
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Hear that, girls? That is the sound of success.
Henry: [trying to hide the sadness] I realize how devastated you Offbeats fans must be. 
June: So I guess that means that KaBlam!'s very own Cosmic Girls…
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Come on, girls. Let's take a victory lap.
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #393: Science
Narrator: End
Henry: Please give it up for
Henry and June: Palaye Royale!
(audience applausing)
Palaye Royale: I see it in those eyes
You're so damn hypnotized
You wanted to pretend the voice you hear is not in your head
You wanted to escape, but you're not that innocent
Just stay for the show, don't turn around
'Cause mama say don't go
Oh no, no, no, no mama say don't go
No, no, no, no mama say don't go
Oh, no, no, oh, no, no
(Hahahahaha!)
I'm looking for you out there
I'm looking for truth inside your stare
I'm looking for you outside
'Cause I mean it, no, I mean it, you'll be fine!
I'm looking for you this way
But you don't hear a word I say
I'm looking for you this time
'Cause I mean it, yeah, I mean it, you'll be fine!
Well, I can see the way she sleeps
Tonight, I find a better peace of mind
In her eyes, oh her eyes, oh her eyes, yeah
In her eyes, lord, her eyes, oh her eyes, yeah!
I'm looking for you out there
I'm looking for truth inside your stare
I'm looking for you outside
'Cause I mean it, no, I mean it, you'll be fine!
I'm looking for you this way
But you don't hear a word I say
I'm looking for you this time
'Cause I mean it, yeah, I mean it, you'll be fine!
Have you ever felt so alone
You want to slip into the void
And never be seen again?
One day, that day is today
I see it in those eyes
You are so damn hypnotized
You wanted to pretend the voice you hear is not in your head
I'm looking for you out there
I'm looking for truth inside your stare
I'm looking for you outside
'Cause I mean it, no, I mean it, you'll be fine!
I'm looking for you this way
But you don't hear a word I say
I'm looking for you this time
'Cause I mean it, yeah, I mean it, you'll be fine!
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