余命数十年 (Yomei Suujuunen)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
けだるい朝からおはようさん 	kedarui asa kara ohayousan 	The languid dawn says, “G’morning.”
やたらに晴れてうざったいね 	yatara ni harete uzattai ne 	It’s randomly sunny, how annoying.
お日さまちょっと影に入っといて 	ohisama chotto kage ni haittoite 	Sun above, could you slip somewhat into the shade?
眩しくて目も開けらんねえべ 	mabushikute me mo akeranneebe 	I can’t even open my eyes, it’s so dazzling.
見たくもない考えたくない 	mitaku mo nai kangaetakunai 	There’s nothing I wanna see, and I don’t wanna think,
人間辞めて苔にでもなっちゃって 	ningen yamete koke ni demo nacchatte 	So I’m announcing my resignation from humanity; I’ll become moss.
 	 	
あの頃良かったあの頃は 	ano koro yokatta ano koro wa 	“Things were great back then!” It’s driving me mad
美化されすぎて狂っちゃって 	bika saresugite kurucchatte 	How you’re romanticizing “back then.”
本当の事だか作ったもんか 	hontou no koto da ka tsukutta mon ka 	Is it the real thing or something constructed?
わかんちゃっちゃらってパープーペー 	wakanchacchara tte paapuupee 	Who knows? La-lu-lay!
思い出そうにも朝っぱら 	omoidasou ni mo asappara 	Even if I wanted to remember, at this ungodly hour,
脳ミソ回ってねえ 	noumiso mawattenee 	My little grey cells have given up the ghost!
 	 	
ゆっくりと　ゆっくりと 	yukkuri to yukkuri to 	In a leisurely, leisurely manner,
自殺繰り返して大往生 	jisatsu kurikaeshite daioujou 	My suicide repeats until my death is peaceful.
何枚舌でも噛み切って 	nanmaijita demo kamikitte 	I’ll gnaw through infinite layers of tongue muscle
明日の晩には生えちゃって 	ashita no ban ni wa haechatte 	And feel them sprout back tomorrow evening.
じっくりと　じっくりと 	jikkuri to jikkuri to 	In a meticulous, meticulous manner,
痛めて腐らせた回鍋肉 	itamete kusaraseta hoikourou 	I hurt myself and let it fester like double-cooked pork.
出来栄え残念賞でも頂いて 	dekibae zannenshou demo itadaite 	I received a consolation prize or something for my success,
ほら舌なら噛み切った 	hora shita nara kamikitta 	And look, I’ve gnawed through my tongue.
 	 	
生き延びれるまで生き延びて 	ikinobireru made ikinobite 	If I’ve survived as long as I can survive,
幸か不幸かは置いといて 	kou ka fukou ka wa oitoite 	Left aside the question of whether that’s fortunate or not,
楽しめるうちに楽しめたのなら 	tanoshimeru uchi ni tanoshimeta no nara	And enjoyed myself while that was still possible,
花丸大バーゲン 	hanamaru daibaagen 	That bargain deserves a gold star.
祭りもとうに終わっちゃって 	matsuri mo tou ni owacchatte 	Even the festival is already finished,
それなり余生笑えてんぜ 	sore nari yosei waraete nze 	And I can laugh for the rest of my life as suits me!
大甘査定で見積もったとこで 	ooama satei de mitsumotta toko de 	No matter how overoptimistic my assessment is,
余命は数十年　数十年 	yomei wa suujuunen suujuunen 	I should have a couple decades, a couple decades left to live.
 	 	
ハッピーバースデー 	happii baasudee 	Happy birthday!
祝ってやれ　ご馳走たんまりだ 	iwatte yare gochisou tanmari da 	Make a wish! There’s quite a lot of delectable food here.
えーえ　ご機嫌だね 	eee gokigen da ne 	Yeah, I’m in a pretty good mood.
くたびれ丸儲け 	kutabire marumouke 	I’m worn out, but I’ve turned a serious profit,
ろうそく吹き消した 	rousoku fukikeshita 	So I blew out the candles
音無く消えてった 	oto naku kietetta 	And their flames disappeared without a sound.
終わってねえけど 	owattenee kedo 	It’s not over yet,
終わってるような虚しさばっかっか 	owatteru you na munashisa bakkakka 	But it sure does feel like it’s over, what with all this fruitlessness.
 	 	
ゆっくりと　ゆっくりと 	yukkuri to yukkuri to 	In a leisurely, leisurely manner,
オーラス土壇場でイーシャンテン 	oorasu dotanba de iishanten 	I’m one step away from fishing at the eleventh hour, on my last hand.
何枚目だかのドラ切って 	nanmaime da ka no dora kitte 	So I discard any number of special tiles,
安めで良いなら鳴いちゃって 	yasume de ii nara naichatte 	And if I’m good with a cheap wait tile, I’ll stake my claim.
じっくりと　じっくりと 	jikkuri to jikkuri to 	In a meticulous, meticulous manner,
育ててフリテンの大チョンボ 	sodatete furiten no daichonbo 	I raise it right but f-ck up the win restriction.
笑って済まされるのなら笑っとけ 	waratte sumasareru no nara warattoke 	If it can be laughed off, laugh away!
ほら連荘急げ 	hora renchan isoge 	Look, we’re at the dealer repeat, so hurry up!
 	 	
生き延びれるまで生き延びて 	ikinobireru made ikinobite 	If I’ve survived as long as I can survive,
幸か不幸かは置いといて 	kou ka fukou ka wa oitoite 	Left aside the question of whether that’s fortunate or not,
楽しめるうちに楽しめたのなら 	tanoshimeru uchi ni tanoshimeta no nara	And enjoyed myself while that was still possible,
花丸大バーゲン 	hanamaru daibaagen 	That bargain deserves a gold star.
祭りもとうに終わっちゃって 	matsuri mo tou ni owacchatte 	Even the festival is already finished,
それなり余生笑えてんぜ 	sore nari yosei waraete nze 	And I can laugh for the rest of my life as suits me!
大甘査定で見積もったとこで 	ooama satei de mitsumotta toko de 	No matter how overoptimistic my assessment is,
余命は数十年 	yomei wa suujuunen 	I should have a couple decades left to live.
 	 	
生き延びれるまで生き延びて 	ikinobireru made ikinobite 	If I survive as long as I can survive,
泣きたいときには泣いといて 	nakitai toki ni wa naitoite 	Cry when I feel like crying,
ふらっとそのうち笑える日が来りゃ 	furatto sono uchi waraeru hi ga kurya 	And witness a day before long when I can casually laugh,
花丸大バーゲン 	hanamaru daibaagen 	That bargain deserves a gold star.
祭りも　とうに終わっちゃって 	matsuri mo tou ni owacchatte 	Even the festival is already finished,
でも線香花火余ってんぜ 	demo senkou hanabi amatte nze 	But there are still plenty of sparklers left!
ほら火を灯せよ　か弱い光で 	hora hi o tomose yo kayowai hikari de 	Look, let’s light ‘em up. By their feeble light,
余命は数十年　数十年 	yomei wa suujuunen suujuunen 	I should have a couple decades, a couple decades left to live.
==Discography==
A remaster of this song was featured on the following album:
*墓標 (Bohyou) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Karaoke
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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* - Remaster
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