Annoying Orange: Trollin'/Transcript

Orange: (singing) Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Pear: Yeah. That was awesome. You write that yourself, Orange?
Orange: Yeah, I call it, "Dum." (laughs)
Troll 1: Yeah, me too.
Orange: Hey, did you say something?
Pear: Not me. Maybe it was Little Apple.
Midget Apple: Quiet! I'm trying to read my book. (sigh) The font is so tiny.
Orange: I know that one! It must be Time's New Midget. (laughs)
Troll 3: Lame.
Orange: Hey, there it is, again!
Midget Apple: Yeah, maybe it's the new guy.
Orange: Oh, good call. Hey, hey Bonehead! Did you say something?
Dog Biscuit: Sorry, wasn't me.
Orange: Ohhh. Well, that doesn't "marrow" it down. (laughs)
Troll 3: That is so old!
Orange: Hey!
Troll 1: It's the same joke, everytime!
Troll 2: Totally stupid!
Orange: Who is that?
Midget Apple: Uh-oh. Don't look that, Orange. But, I think you're being trolled.
Orange: Trolled?
Troll 1: That looks so fake.
Troll 3: Laaaaame!
(title card is shown with the song "Trollin'" playing)
Pear: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. So, these guys just hang out and say stupid stuff? But, they're not oranges?
Little Apple: No, no, no. Orange is just annoying, these trolls though, they're a whole other deal.
Troll 2: This sucks. It's not as good as it used to be.
Orange: Hey, hey Naked Dudes! You wanna go trolling on my motorboat? (Doing motorboat)
Trolls: (sighs)
Orange: (stops doing motorboat)
Troll 1: (sigh) Thanks. There's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back.
Troll 3: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmme!
Orange: Hey, hey Bonehead! Hey!
Dog Biscuit: Hey! I'm not a bonehead! Stop calling me that!
Orange: What are you then? A funnybone? (laughs)
Dog Biscuit: Dude, I'm a dog biscuit!
Orange: Nu-uh, you're not a dog biscuit! That's a dog biscuit!
Other Dog Biscuit: (barking)
Orange: (laughing)
Troll 1: Rip-off. "Family Guy" did it, first.
Troll 2: And "The Simpsons."
Troll 3: And your mom!
Troll 1: Oh, you got pwned.
Troll 2: (obnoxious laughing)
Pear: It doesn't make any sense. Why would you hang out and watch something that you hate?
Midget Apple: But that's just it, Pear. Hate is the only thing they like.
Pear: Wow. That was really insightful, Little Apple.
Orange: Yeah, you sounded just like a shrink! (laughs)
Troll 1: Oh, I get it. It's funny, cause it has two meanings.
Troll 2 & 3: Laaaaame!
Troll 3: (sigh) The show jumped the shark, so long ago.
Orange: Uh-uh! No it hasn't!
Grandpa Lemon: Geronimoooooooooooooooo!!!!
(Grandpa Lemon jumps over the shark with his motorcycle)
Orange: Now it's jumped the shark! (laughs)
Trolls: (sighs)
Troll 3: Seriously, who watches this crap?
Midget Apple: (groan) Forget this. I'm going back to my book and-- Hey! Where's my magnifying-- (looks at Marshmallow) MARSHMALLOW!! GIVE IT BACK!!
Marshmallow: Yay! I'm the Statue of Liberty! (giggles)
Orange: Hey, good looking out, Marshmallow. (laughs)
Troll 1: (groan) I hate Marshmallow.
Troll 2: Could you say "Ewok"?
Troll 3: (burning his stomach) Laaaaame!
Troll 1: (sniffs) You guys smell something?
Troll 2: Yeah, it's the Orange, he stinks!
(Magnifying Glass burns Troll 3)
Troll 3: Laaaaa--(screaming)--aaaaame!!!
Orange: Whoa!
Pear: Wow!
Midget Apple: Whoa! It's the magnifying glass!
Marshmallow: Uh-oh-SpaghettiOs!
Pear: Marshmallow, you gotta stop!
Troll 1: That is so fake.
Troll 2: Totally photoshopp'd.
Troll 3: (burning) AAAHHH! BEING ON FIRE'S SO LAAAME!
Orange: And that's why I never use hairspray! (laughing)
Pear: Hey! What happened to Dog Biscuit?
Orange: Yeah, and Bonehead's missing, too!
Troll 1: Oh, let me guess. He's gonna be all, "Knife!"
Troll 2: (sigh) So predictable.
Troll 1: (mockingly) Kniiife.
Troll 2: (mockingly) Kniiiiiiiiiifffe.
Troll 1: (mockingly) Knife.
Orange: Hey, hey Trolls! Hey, Trolls! Hey!
Troll 1: Here it comes.
Troll 2: Great, this is the part where I'm supposed to scream. (bland screaming)
Orange: Hey, Trolls! Over here! Hey, Trolls!
Troll 1: (groans) What? What is it, Orange? What do you want?
Orange: Dog!
(Cuddles grabs the trolls and the trolls screaming)
Pear: Eeeeehhh.
Midget Apple: Whoa!
(Cuddles chews the trolls)
Orange: Yikes! They really got chewed out! (laugh) Oohhhh. Oowww.
Pear: Well, I guess we know what happened to Dog Biscuit.
Orange: What are you guys talking about? He's fine!
Pear: Wha?
Midget Apple: Huh?
(Marshmallow rides on Dog Biscuit and Dog Biscuit barks)
Marshmallow: Yay! Giddy up, doggie! (giggles)
Orange, Pear, and Midget Apple: (laughing)
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