Versus

"Versus" is the thirtieth and final song featured in . It is sung in "Hawaiian Punch," primarily by Alejandro and Heather, with Courtney and Harold as backup singers, while they are all building a sacrificial dummy out of driftwood and pineapples for the finale's pre-challenge. Throughout the song, the finalists and helpers insult each other, as Alejandro and Heather force their helpers to hurry up.
==Lyrics==
Alejandro: My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!
Heather: Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough?
Alejandro: Uh-huh.
Heather: Hey!
Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam! 
Now it's evil versus wicked,
Heather's cool but Al is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Al here through the shredder!
Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!
Heather: Get me two knobby knees,
and arms like logs of cheese!
Bring me a big fat head,
move quicker or you're dead!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!
Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)
Alejandro: Cause I just did it!
==Trivia==
===General===
*Only one helper from each of the finalists' teams sings in this song.
*This is the seventh and final song in which all the remaining contestants sing or have lines.
**The others are "Come Fly With Us," "Lovin' Time," "Rowin' Time," "Before We Die," "Condor," and "I'm Gonna Make It."
*This is the second song sung after someone is eliminated. The first is Oh My Izzy, and is thus the only one to not be about the eliminated person.
===Continuity===
*This is the second and final song in a row where previously eliminated contestants sing among those still competing. 
**The first is "I'm Gonna Make It."
*This is the fourth song to use a different style of animation. In this case, Heather and her helpers are colored in red while Alejandro and his helpers are colored in blue.
*This is the third and final song in a row where Heather and Alejandro sing together. 
**The others are "This Is How We Will End It" and "I'm Gonna Make It."
*This is the sixth and final song in a row that contains a reference to the prize money.
*This is the third song sung in Hawaii. 
**The others are "Who You Gonna Root For?" and "I'm Winning This."
***This makes Hawaii the location in which the most songs are sung in.
*This is the third song in which Harold raps. 
**The others are "Baby" and "Who You Gonna Root For?"
***This is also the only non-aftermath song that Harold raps in.
*This is one of several songs that takes place during a challenge. 
**The others are "Rowin' Time," "Paris in the Springtime," "Sea Shanty Mix," "Changing Guard Mix," "Greek Mix," "A Chinese Lesson," "Condor," "I'm Winning This," and "I'm Gonna Make It."
*This is the fifth and final song in which a challenge is completed when the song ends. 
**The others are "Rowin' Time," "Greek Mix," "A Chinese Lesson," and "Condor."
===References===
*This is the second song to reference Greek mythology, with the first being "Greek Mix." Both Alejandro and Heather have lightning bolts owned by Zeus, the king of gods in Greek mythology. Alejandro and Heather are also wearing laurel headdresses, a common item used to represent Ancient Greece.
==Gallery==
Versus 02.webp|My ladies, please head straight.
Versus 04.webp|That's it; you're doing great!
Versus 05.webp|Search though...that wood. Tout de suite.
Versus 06.webp|Find me...
Versus 07.webp|...some giant feet!
Versus 09.webp|Come on guys, move it fast!
Versus 10.webp|Quick, quick; I won't be last!
Versus 11.webp|Grab logs that match his frame...
Versus 12.webp|...all overbuilt and lame!
Versus 13.webp|I'm gonna win it! (Yeah!)
Versus 14.webp|And you can't take it! (No!)
Versus 15.webp|I'm right here in it! (Yeah!)
Versus 16.webp|But you just fake it!
Versus 17.webp|Is this thigh...
Versus 18.webp|...fat enough? (Uh huh!) (Hey!)
Versus 19.webp|"Gosh, is this neck thick enough?"
Versus 20.webp|Bam! Now it's evil versus wicked!
Versus 21.webp|Heather's cool,
Versus 22.webp|but Al is sick and
Versus 23.webp|All this aggro for the cheddar!
Versus 24.webp|She'll put Al here through the shredder!
Versus 27.webp|That's in now, hurry back, I need arms weak and slack.
Versus 28.webp|Her butt is scrawny and flat,
Versus 29.webp|and she ain't all that!
Versus 30.webp|Get me two knobby knees, and arms like logs of cheese!
Versus 31.webp|Bring me a big fat head!
Versus 32.webp|Move quicker or you're dead!
Versus 33.webp|I'm gonna win it! (Yeah!)
Versus 34.webp|And you can't take it! (No!)
Versus 35.webp|I'm right here in it! (Yeah!)
Versus 36.webp|But you just fake it!
Versus 37.webp|Arms so right, it's ill! Worth one-fifth of the mil!
Versus 39.webp|I'll pay you back somehow!
Versus 40.webp|Pineapple-head me now!
Versus 41.webp|I'm gonna win it! (Yeah)
Versus 42.webp|And you can't take it! (No!)
Versus 43.webp|I'm right here in it! (Yeah!)
Versus 44.webp|But you just fake it!
Versus 45.webp|I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
Versus 46.webp|You'll never hit it (No!)
Versus 47.webp|You should trash it! (Yeah!)
Versus 48.webp|Cause I just did it!
==See also==
Category:Songs