Summer of 4 Ft. 2/Quotes

:Bart: This is the worst Fourth of July ever. I hate America.
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:Erin: Who does he think he is, with that slingshot in his back pocket? Dennis the Menace?
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:(The school bell rings)
:Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
:(Milhouse then runs out of the classroom)
:Krabappel: I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, (points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.) not at the beginning.
:Lou: (enters the classroom with Milhouse) Here you go, Ma'am.
:Krabappel: Quick work! How did you know he was gonna run?
:Lou: We got someone on the inside.
:(Several students, including Nelson Muntz and one of the twins, glare angrily at Martin Prince, who can only manage a sheepish grin.)
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:(Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem)
:Ned: Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?
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:Lisa: (lamenting her lack of friends) These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
:Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.
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:(Lisa walks towards the town library)
:Lisa: Hey a library! No I can't, that's the old nerdy Lisa.
:(she then imagines the literary figures coming to life starting with Pippi Longstocking)
:Pippi: Lisa, read about my adventures in the South Seas and make me live again!
:(Eustace Tilley from The New Yorker then appears on the left)
:Eustace: We got periodicals on microfiche!
:(Alice and the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland then appears on the right)
:Alice: (timidly) Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
:(Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple)
:Alice: Run! Run!
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:Lisa: Like y'know, whatever.
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:Lisa: (After a seagull interrupts her meeting the new kids) "You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."
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:Milhouse: Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids...and she looks like Blossom!
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:(While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse)
:Homer: Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!
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:Valu-Mart Clerk: The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
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:(Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store)
:Marge: Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you buy any meat?
:Homer: (patting the M-320) He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!
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:(Lisa's friends have decorated Homer's car with sea shells and starfish, the shells spelling Lisa Rules)
:Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever-----
:(Homer's shadow appears clearly showing Homer is furious)
:Homer: SWEET, MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!!
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:[The family leaves for the vacation]
:Marge: Wave bye bye to our house Maggie. Bye bye tree.
:Homer: Bye bye job.
:Bart: Bye bye toothbrush.
:Lisa: Bye bye Lisa Simpson.
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:Bart: When the hell are we getting to...where the hell are we going?
:Marge: Mmm. It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. It's known as America's scrod basket.
:Bart: I thought Springfield was America's scrod basket.
:Marge: No, Springfield is America's crud bucket. At least according to Newsweek.
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:(Lisa is eating in the kitchen and Marge is in the background. Bart enters)
:Bart: Hey Lis. (sits beside her) I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough but it did teach you a lesson. It's important to be yourself. (Marge leaves)
:Lisa: (Grabs Bart by his shirt and whispers to him) I know exactly who I am. I am the sister of a rotten, jealous, mean, little sneak! (grabs a syrup bottle) You cost me my only friends! (holds the bottle on top of Bart's head, threatening him) You've ruined my life! (squeezes the bottle, but Marge re-enters the room. Lisa starts eating again and Bart looks at Lisa scared)
:Marge: Hey kids! there's a carnival tonight!
:Milhouse: (appears from behind a cereal box) Oh boy, a carnival!
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:Homer: (in front of the Li'l Valu-Mart) Ah! I bet this place sells illegal fireworks. Just go in and act casual like you buy 'em all the time. (enters the store and talks to the clerk) Hi. Um- Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields (whispering) and some illegal fireworks AND one of those disposable enemas. no, make it two.
:Li'l Valu-Mark Clerk: My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by- (a costumer leaves the store) Follow me.
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