The Fat and the Furriest/Quotes

:(When Marge suggests that Homer get rid of the candy ball, Homer looks at it. He imagines that it comes to life)
:Candy Ball: I think you should get rid of her. Then, we can be together - FOREVER!!
:Homer: Ugh, Maybe you're right, Marge. Or maybe you're right, Candy Ball. No! Marge ... or maybe ... no!
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:Homer: (to Bart) CHOKE ON YOUR CANDOR!! (strangles Bart / grunting/sputtering)
:Lisa: You can strangle Bart, but you can't strangle your humiliation.
:Homer: It's a deal! (continues strangling Bart / grunting/sputtering)
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:Homer: (looking at a children's book) "The Bear Went Over The Mountain"?!
:(looks at another)
:Homer: "The Berenstain Bears"!! Ah! Ah!
:(sighs in relief as he looks at another)
:Homer: "Goldilocks."
:(sees the rest of the title)
:Homer: “AND THE THREE BEARS!!!”
:(He flees in a panic)
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:(After Homer throws a pine cone into the clearing, hunters emerge and pelt it with shotgun blasts. The bear whines)
:Homer: Wait, stop. I know bullets can be scary, but I have an idea. First, we pull off all your fur.
:(He pulls out a chunk of the bear's fur. It roars in his face)
:Homer: All right, all right, I'm still thinking! (gasps, gets an idea) They're looking for a male bear, right...?
:(pulls out a large knife, the bear smacks it out of his hand)
:Homer: Oh, it's so easy to condemn, so hard to create!
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:(Grant is telling his fellow hunters how to deal with the bear)
:Grant: ... Unless we take him down! (cocks shotgun)
:Cletus: Yeah, all the way down. (cocks shotgun)
:Grant: What you said didn't really add much. (cocks shotgun)
:Cletus: I know. I just wanted to belong. (cocks shotgun)
:Grant: Well, we all feel that way sometimes. (cocks shotgun)
:(The bushes rustle, all the men, including Grant and Cletus, cock their shotguns)
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:(Homer sees fictional bears coming towards him like Paddington Bear, Winnie the Pooh, Gummi Bears and a Care Bear.)
:Homer: Are you a Care Bear?
:Care Bear: (Holding a crowbar) I'm an Intensive Care Bear.
:Homer Simpson: Why would a bear hold a crowbar?
:Care Bear: Eh, I didn't want to get my hands dirty.
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