Slocum's Joe

Slocum's Joe was a pre-War coffee and donut company based in Malden. 
==Background==
Slocum's focused on two things: Joe (coffee) and doughnuts. While their food was noted by some to exceed the daily recommended amount of carbohydrates and fat,Curie: "Be careful. Much of Slocum's Joe food greatly exceeds the daily allowance of carbohydrates and fat."(Curie's dialogue) Although incredibly popular, to the point that even cover shops trying to deter customers had trouble keeping them away,The Switchboard terminal entries its coffee was also considered by some (eg. culinary critic Glen Ramos) to be stale and overly acidic, as well as overpriced at $28 per cupSlocum's Woes ($30 when bought together with a large jelly doughnut).Slocum's Joe advertisement.
Slocum's always tried to stay one step ahead of the competition, such as by trying to solve the problem of keeping coffee hot and doughnuts fresh. Their answer was Slocum's Buzzbites, a delicious doughnut filled with hot coffee and chemically preserved to stay hot, which had a 90% chance of inflicting 3rd-degree burns on consumers. This led to it being deemed too dangerous for distribution by authorities.Notice to Slocum's Joe 
==Locations==
Name 	Game
Slocum's Joe Corporate HQ, Malden 	
General Atomics Galleria 	
Monsignor Plaza, Cambridge 	
Slocum's Joe #38, Lexington 	
Slocum's Joe, Mass Bay Medical Center	
Baxter building, Financial District 	
Slocum's Joe, Watoga Shopping Plaza 	
Morgantown (two locations) 	
Charleston 	
Slocum's Joe 	
==Products==
* Slocum's Buzzbites
* Coffee
* Donuts
==Notes==
The mascot's name is "Dough-Boy."Pirate Radio/AdvertisementsFallout 76 Pip-Boy 2000 Mark VI Dough-Boy Paint description: "Embrace your love of Slocum's Joe with the Slocum's Joe Dough-Boy Pip-Boy Paint!"
==Behind the scenes==
* Slocum's Joe is a reference to Dunkin' Donuts, a company founded in Quincy, Massachusetts in 1950. Like Slocum's Joe, Dunkin' Donuts maintains its corporate headquarters in the greater Boston area, in Canton, Massachusetts.
* The Bethesda Gear Store sells promotional items featuring the brand.Slocum’s Joe Vault Boy Tee: "DOUGH BOY MEETS VAULT BOYThis artwork features Vault Boy in the pink and brown uniform of a Slocum’s Joe server, holding a box of 6 delicious donuts. Nobody knows if he intends to eat the oversized sentient donut in his right hand. But they seem to get along just fine."
==Gallery==
76 CAMP Slocum's coffee.png
Slocum'sJoe-MonsignorPlaza-Fallout4.jpg|Monsignor Plaza
Slocum'sJoeCorporateHQ.jpg
Slocums Joe Switchboard.jpg|Slocum's Joe located in Lexington
FO4 Slocums Joe sign.jpg|Close up of Lexington sign
Fallout 4 Slocum Joes.jpg|General Atomics Galleria
SlocumJoeHQ-Fallout4.jpg|Slocum's Joe Corporate HQ
Slocums Joe WIB.png|Baxter building
FO76 Slocum Joe North.jpg|Slocum's Joe Morgantown North
FO76 Slocum Joe South.jpg|Slocum's Joe Morgantown South
FO76 Slocum Joe Watoga sign.png|Appalachian locations
AdSlocumsJoe d.png|Texture file
Slocum's Joe - Large Coffee and a Jelly Donut.png|Texture file
BillboardSmTall02 d.png|Texture file
BillboardsLrgSlocumJoeAd02 d.png|Texture file
BillboardsLrgSlocumJoeAd01 d.png|Texture file
==References==
Non-game
 
es:Slocum's Joe
pt:Slocum's Joe (empresa)
ru:Слокам Джо (компания)