A terrible fanfic 5: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

== Okay so we know every other fanfic ==
rip 4 💔 heres 3 A TERRIBLE FANFIC THREE: CLAY AND PERIL’S WEDDING IN OHIO!
you know the rules
AND SO DO I
== Chapter 1onewonwun ONE ==
So clay got up and shouted “EVERYBODY DANCE NOW” and he started worming. Tsunami did the head bang and glory did a sassy dance. 
Every dragon within 80 miles of the ocean perimeter started working their groove things. (TheIceWingPopsicle)
Whirlpool was possessed by the groove, and arose from his grave and started to dance. Everyone started screaming and throwing fish at him, but they bounced off his layers of oil. "Pitiful fools!" He cackled as he danced away into the sky, as the dragons watched in horror. (Queen Wisp of the Cloudwings)
All of a sudden Princess Dawn of the SkyWings appeared out of nowhere. She was fluffy and shiny and bright blue for some reason. Aiming a giant, frothy bottle of dishwashing detergent at Whirlpool, she screamed, "YOU ARE DONE FOR, YOU GREASY FISH! THE POWER OF DAWN SHALL LEAVE YOU SPARKLY AND SHINY!"
With that, the bubbly blue soap covered Whirlpool until he couldn't fly. He fell into a hot spring, and the steaming hot water washed away all the soap and grease. When at last he climbed out, he was stripped of his oiliness and left as dry and bare as a clean dish. He felt so exposed and defeated he couldn't even tap a claw to the beat. (EchoDragonArt)
All the dragonets of destiny and Jade Winglet suddenly jumped around Whirlpool: "GO DIE YOU SON OF A SEA-SLUG!", and they all attacked Whirlpool in this order: Clay, Starflight, Sunny, Moon and Qibli all breathed fire on him, Tsunami clawed him, Glory spat magical death spit on him, Winter spat frostbreath on him, Peril grabbed him with her smoldering claws, Turtle enchanted his tail to tie himself into a knot, and Qibli stabbed him in the heart with his tail barb. (NRW)
== Chapter toot ==
SO THEN THE ENTIRE WORLD SLAPPED EACH OTHER WITH BOOKS AS THEY DID THE DANCE. THEN EVERBODY MADE CLAY THE KING AND HE WAS LIKE “I AM NOT QUALIFIED FOR THIS” AND HE FELL INTO THE AIR AND FELL ONTO THE GROUND AND EXPLODED INTO MAGIC SPARKLES AND SKITTLES.(TheIceWingPopsicle)
WHIRLPOOL REVIVES AND STARTS TO TWERK TOWARDS THEM THEY ALL SCREAM IN HORROR BECAUSE HE WAS ALSO WEARING A FURRY SUIT (CHAOTICICEWING132)
...But the furry suit had a bomb hidden in it, so Whirlpool blew up. Everyone cheered and started dancing even more intensely. Clay ordered pizza and rented an icecream truck in celebration. Everyone ate so much food that they passed out. However, the nuclear radiation from the furry suit bomb turned the leftovers into evil monsters! A giant hamburger began to chase everyone around. (Moonwatcher908)
Clay ate the hamburger in one bite and exploded, and Riptide puts on a furry suit as well. Turns out the furry suit wasn’t a furry suit. It was Sunny (Skittle1923)
Whirlpool comes back once again!!! He turns on bill nye the science guy and EVERYONE IS HYPNOTIZED BY THE THEME SONG so everyone starts to dance, and sing along. Then clay turns into a bagel and started to crush Whirlpool!!!! (Chaoticicewing132)
And then w a l l came and did w a l l things and then Whirlpool got w a l l e d on and Clay too and then w a l l continued to w a l l. (R12340987565656556565566565)
Riptide was still wearing sunny. *darkstalker had entered the chat* Darkstalker eats a strawberry. *darkstaker has left the chat, peacemaker has joined the chat* Qibli turns on NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. Everyone starts dancing, and a remix of Never gonna give you up and Bill Nye the science guys theme song turns on. Everyone starts dancing and they eat Clay the bagel (skittle1923)
==Chapter the number of Green Day members==
Meanwhile, deep in the depths of the void, the spirit of Darkstalker sought revenge. So, he turned himself into a puppy... (Moonwatcher908)
Dankstalker puppy ran up to moon saying woof! Woof! Im innocent!!!!! And she looked at his and said, hey, got any grapes? He said no but he has lemonade and its fresh and its warm and its all homemade! (Chaoticicewing132)
peacemaker arrives at the lemonade stand *awkward silence* (skitle1923)
And then w a l l came back and w a l l e d on the puppy and then the lemonade stand turned into toothbrushes and everyone was like NOOO NOT AGAIN WHYAYAYAYYAYAYY (R12340987565656556565566565)
Toofbrush qibli starts to sing when i come around on the top of his lungs and moon started to swoon becasue he is so hot when singing even though it sounded he sounded like a broken machine "WHEN I COME AROOOUND" *MUSIC* he sang (Chaoticicewing132, green day fan)
”IM A MENACE, IM A SUSSY BAKA, IM YOUR MOM” Katydid sang. Then Whirlpoo came back and farted on everyone (Bellatherainseahybrid)
Everyone screamed and passed out from whirlpoo's toxic fart. When they woke up, they had no idea what happened, so they started dancing again. (Rain/Ilikeunis)
Trigonometry appeared out of nowhere and started boring everyone to death with math talk. Then homework shut off the music and started smacking everyone in the head. No one even screamed, they could only stare, emotionless, as the boredom grasped at their souls. It was deathly silent as the math talk rambled on in the background. (EchoDragonArt)
Suddenly the R I F T opened and the V O I D started spilling out into R E A L I T Y. Everyone screamed but then they realised that the V O I D was freindly after it /killed Trignometry and Homework, so everyone cheered! But that made the R I F T mad because it was secretly evil! So then it started barfing out Minions! Then it burped out Gru! But Gru was imedialtly killed by the antagonist, leader of the Antagonist Army(made out of all the antagonists ever to exist), who was named...(PeacemakertheGreat1)
Oh. Reality became a paper and got ripped. 
TO BE CONTINUED IN A TERRIBLE FANFIC 6: OH.
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