Puka A

Puka A is the seventh episode of "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off". In this episode, SpongeBob's antics reach their peak, when he decides to turn Quackers toilet into a Time Machine.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with a time card reading "Remember Quackers?" with Earl's Revenge playing over it.]
*Narrator: Remember Quackers?
*Audience: No!
*Narrator: Oh, you don't?
*[Flashback.]
*SpongeBob: [Hitting the griddy.] I said right foot creep-
*QuackersClocks: SpongeBob, can't you take anything seriously? I'm tired of your constant goofing around!
*[Flashforward. Cut to a shot of Quackers house.]
*Narrator: Well, SpongeBob has gone back to his shenanigans, but this time, things have gone too far!
*[Cut to inside.]
*QuackersClocks: (Whistling) Huh? What's this?
*[He flushes his toilet, confused about what's inside. Suddenly, SpongeBob jumps out from nowhere.]
*SpongeBob: Got y-
*[Suddenly, the two disappear, along with the toilet.]
*SpongeBob: You're probably wondering how we got here. But before I tell you that story, I have to tell you this story.
*[Flashback.]
*Present Day SpongeBob: (Narrating) It was May 5, 2023.
*Squidward: Who could this possibly be?
*Mr. Krabs: Meet our new employee, Purple Mr. Rabs!
*SpongeBob: Mr. Rabs? He sounds just like you! This is going to be AMAZING!
*[SpongeBob slinks into the shadows of his frycook area.]
*SpongeBob: This is awesome! He looks just like Mr. Krabs, only Purple! I gotta pinch myself, this must be fanfiction!
*Narrator: Later...
*Purple Mr. Rabs: This sucks. Nobody comes here for salad. I’d rather be living with Windows 7 than here.
*SpongeBob: Hey, Purple Mr. Rabs.
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, boy. This weirdo. What do you want?
*SpongeBob: Listen, Purple Mr. Rabs, I think you're a cool guy, and I'd love to be your friend.
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Sure, I guess.
*SpongeBob: YIPEE!!
*[He jumps into the air and freezes.]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: [Checks his watch] Finally, closing time!
*[Purple Mr. Rabs walks out with SpongeBob.]
*Mr. Krabs: Wait! Before ye leave.. It’s Payday!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Alright!
*Mr. Krabs: [Crying] Me money [Even more crying, while handing the envelope to Purple Mr. Rabs]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: [Walks out] Good thing that’s over.
*[The Krusty Krab doors suddenly fly away, as Bikini Bottom is flooded with Mr. Krabs tears]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: [Unamused] Whatever [Opens envelope] Wait a minute, this fool gave me $30,000!? It was probably an accident, but now I can finally buy a shed to live in.
*SpongeBob: Wow! Mr. Krabs gave you $30,000 dollars!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: I know! Can you believe it?
*SpongeBob: I really can't.
*Purple Mr. Rabs: What do you think could've happened?
*[Cut to earlier.]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Sure, I guess.
*SpongeBob: YIPEE!!
*[Suddenly time falls to a standstill.]
*SpongeBob: It worked! Dr. Fortnite B. Science's invention worked!
*[Cut to SpongeBob walking into Mr. Krabs office.]
*Mr. Krabs: SpongeBoy, why is everything still?
*SpongeBob: Well, I met Purple Mr. Rabs. I really empathize with him.
*Mr. Krabs: What happened to him?
*SpongeBob: He's been kicked out of his parents house for being homosexual.
*Mr. Krabs: How do you know that? You just met him?
*SpongeBob: Well...
*[Cut to earlier.]
*SpongeBob: How'd you end up down there, SpongeTom.
*SpongeTom: [Shivering, wearing a towel.] I-I-I don't k-k-k-k-know.
*SpongeBob: Let's get you home, buddy.
*[Suddenly, a van passes by.]
*SpongeBob: Hm. I've never seen that van before.
*SpongeTom: S-s-seems suspic-cious.
*SpongeBob: I'll go check it out.
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs house. SpongeBob and SpongeTom are hiding in a bush.]
*Mr. Rabs (Offscreen): Now who could this be? HEY, I DON’T HAVE ANY DRUGS HERE!!!
*Purple Mr. Rabs (Offscreen): No, I'm not the Opps.
*Mr. Rabs (Offscreen): The opps haven’t caught me?
*Purple Mr. Rabs (Offscreen): No, quite the opposite. Our parents kicked me out of the house because I’m gay.
*SpongeBob: What the! That's horrible! I'll do anything to help that poor purple crab, whenever I see him again.
*SpongeTom: W-wow, S-spongeBob.... you s-s-seem really nice!
*SpongeBob: Well, I am. I'd help you whenever I could too.
*[Cut back to the present.]
*Mr. Krabs: Oh. I see. How'd you get the device?
*SpongeBob: Well...
*[Cut to earlier.]
*SpongeBob: And that's what happened!
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Well, that's just unfair.
*SpongeBob: (Sad) I know. What should I do?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: I am working on this invention. You could freeze time, and convince Mr. Krabs to help him out.
*SpongeBob: Why shouldn't I help him myself?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Come on.
*SpongeBob: Well, okay. If you say so.
*[Cut back to the present.]
*Mr. Krabs: Well, if he says so.
*[He gets Purple Mr. Rabs paycheck envelope.]
*Mr. Krabs: I'l give him $30,000.
*[Cut back to the present.]
*SpongeBob: (Trying not to look like he's lying) I don't know...
*Purple Mr. Rabs: You'd really do that? For me?
*SpongeBob: Sure, buddy.
*Purple Mr. Rabs: (Hugs SpongeBob) Thank you so much!!
*SpongeBob: Don't mention it.
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs’ House]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Well, it’s been fun.
*Mr. Rabs: Yeah.
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Bye, Mr. Rabs! You’ve been very nice to my boyfriend!
*Mr. Rabs: Yeah, no problem!
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs waving at them, as they drive away into the sunset. Cut to Purple Mr. Rabs, driving the van. Suddenly, SpongeBob appears in the passenger seat.]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Hey, SpongeBob.
*SpongeBob: Yeah?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Do you know why I brought you with me?
*SpongeBob: [Takes a second to think.] No, why?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: I need you to go into my ex-house, and get all of my stuff for me. Do you think you could do that?
*SpongeBob: Absolutely!
*[Transition to that night.]
*SpongeBob: Alright. I'm going in.
*[He uses a grappling hook to reach his bedroom window. He then breaks it.]
*SpongeBob: Woah! You have a lot of things!
*Purple Mr. Rabs (on Walkie Talkie): I know.
*SpongeBob: (His hands suddenly become large, and he grabs everything out of the room. When he starts putting the stuff in Purple Mr. Rabs' Van, he notices something that intrigues him.) Hey, Purple Mr. Rabs!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: What's up?
*SpongeBob: I notice this poster that says "I hate Skibidi Toilet!". What does that mean?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Oh, I can tell you. Skibidi Toilet is some dumb internet trend, of this talking head inside of a toilet.
*SpongeBob: Despite having no knowledge on such a series, I feel it is similar to what the people hating on it watched when they were young!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Yeah, I know.
*SpongeBob: So how come you hate it?
*Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I've just been told by the internet that it's bad.
*SpongeBob: Don't trust everything you see on the internet
*Purple Mr. Rabs: (Snaps his fingers) Aw, man! I forgot!
*[SpongeBob finishes putting all of the stuff in the van.]
*SpongeBob: Well, that's everything!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Do you need a ride home?
*SpongeBob: No, I have my ways. Watch this!
*[Suddenly, a bubble transition appears. He rides one of them home.]
*SpongeBob: (Steps inside his house) Gary! I'm back!
*[No response.]
*SpongeBob: He's probably put himself to bed.
*[SpongeBob goes upstairs.]
*SpongeBob: [Tucking himself into bed.] Goodnight, Bikini Bottom!
*Narrator: 1 Hour Later...
*SpongeBob: I can't sleep! I must figure out more about "Skibidi Toilet!"!
*[SpongeBob pulls a desk out of nowhere. He also pulls a PC out of nowhere. He searches up "Skibidi Toilet".]
*SpongeBob: Let's see... oh, that's great! A Wikipedia page!
*[SpongeBob clicks on the link]
*SpongeBob: It says here that "Skibidi Toilet is an animated web series of YouTube videos and shorts created by Alexey Gerasimov and uploaded on his YouTube channel "DaFuq!?Boom!". Produced using Source Filmmaker, the series follows a fictional war between human-headed toilets and humanoid characters with electronic devices for heads." Huh! Sounds like something I wouldn't watch!
*[SpongeBob keeps scrolling through the page.]
*SpongeBob: "Generation A," eh? Let's see what else they like.
*[He clicks the link to "List of Generation Z Slang".]
*SpongeBob: Rizz? Gyatt? Ohio? Sigma? What does all of this mean?
*[He gets up out of his seat.]
*SpongeBob: I must do my research!
*[Transition to the library.]
*SpongeBob: This might be a strange question, but do you guys have books about "Sigma Rizz?"
*Librarian: Of course we do!
*[She places a large book onto the table.]
*Librarian: This is "The Big Book of Griddylicious Imposter Rizz - And Other Terms"!
*SpongeBob: Wow! That's a big book!
*[SpongeBob grabs the book, but struggles to lift it.]
*SpongeBob: If only I had a wheelbarrow...
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs 2.0’s Fancy Guns.]
*SpongeBob: One Wheelbarrow please!
*Wheelbarrows R' Us Employee: That'll be $19.00
*[SpongeBob opens a page of the book.]
*SpongeBob: "$19.00 Fortnite Card!" (Laughs)
*Wheelbarrows R' Us Employee: Oh, brother. Just take the wheelbarrow.
*Narrator: Later..
*SpongeBob: [Turning the last page] And finally, "Yeet!" Let's see what it says... "Yeet. To throw something with force and without regard. Also used as a generic positive exclamation." Huh! Now I know all the slang ever! I think I'll call Quackers!
*[Cut to QuackersClocks house.]
*QuackersClocks: [Watching BFDI] Oh boy, I love that clock. Why, if he were real, I'd-
*[Suddenly, SpongeBob calls him on the phone.]
*QuackersClocks: Hello, SpongeBob.
*SpongeBob: I-
*QuackersClocks: Before you say anything, I wanted to tell you about this stupid new book I found at the library. "The Big Book of Griddylicious Imposter Rizz - And Other Terms"? What a stupid name! What kind of person writes a book like that, for that? These slang terms are all so stupid!
*SpongeBob: You... don't like these terms?
*QuackersClocks: Yes I- SPONGEBOB I SWEAR TO GOD-
*SpongeBob: Is Your RefRIZZerator Running?
*QuackersClocks: Yeah, why-SPONGEBOB!
*SpongeBob: Hehehehe...
*[SpongeBob hangs up.]
*SpongeBob: Now, I know just how to annoy Quackers! (Evil Laughter)
*Narrator: About a Month or so Later...
*QuackersClocks: SpongeBob, can't you take anything seriously? I'm tired of your constant goofing around!
*[SpongeBob continues singing, unaware of QuackersClocks' frustration. QuackersClocks eventually reaches his limit and chases SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: I'M SORRY QUACKERS!!
*QuackersClocks: I’LL CUT OF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR, LIKE ONE OF THE FANCY DOOR KNOCKERS RICH PEOPLE HAVE! THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!
*SpongeBob: (Heavy Breathing) A turn! I can hide over here!
*[SpongeBob takes a left turn, and QuackersClocks doesn't notice him. SpongeBob is safe.]
*SpongeBob: Phew! Well, off to Boating School now!
*[SpongeBob walks into the parking lot of Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and he suddenly sees Patrick.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What are you doing here?
*Patrick: Just thought I'd wait for you, buddy. We are Boating Buddies after all.
*SpongeBob: You know that you've only gone to Boating School-
*[The Two walk into the Boating School, When Suddenly, they are teleported to Ohio.]
*SpongeBob: Whoa, Patrick! Where are we? This place is like a crazy dream!
*SpongeBob (Narrating): You probably already know how this story ends. Let's just skip this part.
*[Transition to later.]
*SpongeBob: Patrick, I remember now! We're back at home, in Bikini Bottom!
*Patrick: That's right SpongeBob! We made it!
*SpongeBob: [Glee] I can't wait to tell Squidward this!
*[He pauses.]
*SpongeBob: Or... I could prank Quackers! (Laughter) Nah, maybe a couple months from now.
*Narrator: Many Months Later..
*[Transition to Dr. Fortnite B. Science's Office.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Dr. Fortnite B. Science. Could I have a Time Machine?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Sure! I have this new one as a work in progress. I'll be able to finish it by... (Takes a glance at his watch) February.
*SpongeBob: It's alright. It's all I'll need.
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: You sure? This machine only goes back, not forward.
*SpongeBob: Oh, whatever!
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Alright, here you go.
*[He hands SpongeBob the Time Machine. Cut to later. SpongeBob is modifying Quackers toilet to be the Time Machine. As he puts in the finishing touches, Quackers arrives.]
*SpongeBob: [Giggling] This is gonna be great!
*[He hides behind the shower curtain. QuackersClocks steps inside.]
*QuackersClocks: (Whistling) Huh? What's this?
*[He flushes his toilet, confused about what's inside. Suddenly, SpongeBob jumps out from nowhere.]
*SpongeBob: Got y-
*[Suddenly, the two disappear, along with the toilet. Transition to now. SpongeBob and Quackers are floating in an infinite void.]
*SpongeBob: And well, that's what happened, Quackers.
*QuackersClocks: Dang. How long have you been telling that story?
*SpongeBob: Let's see...
*[He checks his watch.]
*SpongeBob: 210 lines, or so?
*QuackersClocks: Wow. That's a long time.
*SpongeBob: I know.
*[They look around, confused.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, I recognize this place! Look down there!
*SpongeBob (Past): Who... who are you?
*Mr. Rabs (past): Mr. Zabs? What are you doing here?
*Mr. Zabs (past): I don't know. Mr. Rabs: I don't have time for you, Mr. Zabs. I've gotta save these two and IShowSpeed. Hop in!
*[Mr. Zabs. SpongeBob, and Patrick all go into the Time machine.]
*SpongeBob: I don't remember Mr. Zabs being there!
*QuackersClocks: Strange.
*SpongeBob: Well, we're gonna need to traverse The Infinite Void to get back to the present.
*QuackersClocks: That's not possible.
*Then bends: Yes, it is.
*Kuromi: Amen! High five!
*[The two high five.]
*Then bends: Well, gotta go!
*[Then bends flys up the screen, not at all smoothly. Text reading "Note: Then bends died on the way back to his home planet." appears.]
*QuackersClocks: Well, the three of us have to get out of here. SpongeBob's been here before, he probably knows where to go!
*SpongeBob: Well... actually, I'll just tell you later.
*QuackersClocks: Ok.
*Narrator: Later...
*SpongeBob: I lost my memory after getting hit and don't remember where anything is.
*QuackersClocks and Kuromi: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT EARLIER?
*SpongeBob: Well, I wanted to hold off on it, I'm sowwy.
*QuackersClocks: Two things. One. Don't ever say "Sowwy" again. Two. You mean to tell us we've been getting nowhere this WHOLE TIME?!
*SpongeBob: What, No!
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: What, No!
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: What, No!
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: What! Ok, yes.
*QuackersClocks: Well, SquarePants. You've got the three of us lost in the middle of the void, in the past! Gee, everything really is possible with these writers.
*Kuromi: I'm sure there's some way out. See, look. A porta potty.
*QuackersClocks: What use could that have?
*Kuromi: I don't know, but I need to pee, NOW!
*[Kuromi goes inside of the porta potty.]
*Kuromi: Oh my god! This is a... a Time Machine!
*[Kuromi steps out.]
*Kuromi: Guys! Guys!
*SpongeBob: What?
*Kuromi: The porta potty is a TIME MACHINE!
*QuackersClocks: No way, Jose!
*Kuromi: It's Kuromi. But look!
*[The three step inside the porta potty.]
*SpongeBob: It's a bit cramped in here.
*Kuromi: No need to worry! I'm sure nothing's gonna go wrong!
*[Suddenly, the lights turn out, and Toreador March plays.]
*QuackersClocks: Oh shit.
*SpongeBob: (Distressed) I'M PEEING MY PANTS!
*Kuromi: (Heavy breathing) Okay, okay, calm down! I'm sure this'll be just fine!
*Mysterious Voice: Oh, sorry, wrong song.
*[He changes the record, and BIG DICK RANDY starts to play.]
*Kuromi: This won't be fine.
*[She tries to open the porta potty door, but it's locked.]
*SpongeBob: (Distressed) I'M PEEING MY PANTS AGAIN!
*Big Dick Randy: Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feelin' romantical.
*Kuromi: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
*[Kuromi pulls down on the lever inside the porta potty, leaving Big Dick Randy behind in the void, and the three of them travel somewhere in time. Cut to the inside of a Home Depot.]
*SpongeBob: Oh my god! Home Depot!
*QuackersClocks: Shh! There's people here! Let's just hide behind this here, uh, plant!
*[They hide behind a plant, behind the cash register. Despite it being so obvious, nobody seems to see them.]
*Digital: Hey, could I have 16x16 Ply Wood?
*Cashier from Home Depot: Sorry, the Ply Wood Machine is broken. We'll send it to you sometime before... March, 10.
*Digital: Oh, okay.
*SpongeBob: I think we can step away from the plant, Quackers.
*QuackersClocks: Oh, allright.
*[They walk out from behind the plant.]
*Kuromi: Well, let's just get back to the- PORTA POTTY?
*[The porta potty is missing.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, no! What are we gonna do without the porta john?
*Patrick: Nobody calls it a porta john, SpongeBo-
*SpongeBob: (Shrieks) PATRICK? I mean-I mean, Patrick, oh buddy! What are-what are you doing here?
*Patrick: I was just trying to get some paint.
*SpongeBob: What for?
*Patrick: To paint Squidward's house!
*SpongeBob: Oh, yeah! Guys, I remember this! It feels just like yesterday...
*[Flashback.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): It was March 10, 2020.
*Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! We should paint Squidward's house to look like a Trans flag!
*SpongeBob: That'd be so funny! I'll get my Transgennder shirt!
*[Back to present.]
*QuackersClocks: We're in 2020?
*Patrick: Of course! What year is it supposed to be?
*SpongeBob: Uh oh...
*[Cut to black.]
*[Fade in from Black.]
*SpongeBob: Uh oh...
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: Quick! To Dr. Fortnite B. Science's Office!
*[They run there.]
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! This is not good! You have modified the past! Not good, not good!
*SpongeBob: Is there anything we can do? Do you have like a-like a Time Machine, or something?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: No, I don't. Though, I do know a guy...
*[Cut to a shady parking lot.]
*Kuromi: Should we trust this guy?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Sure, he's a friend from work!
*Osama bin Laden: مرحبًا انا اسامة.
*Kuromi: I don't understand!
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Here, try this!
*[Mr. Rabs 2.0's voice translator]
*Kuromi: You sure I should use this? This is a gun I'm supposed to shoot myself with?
*Dr. Fortnite B. Science: Try it out!
*[Kuromi shoots herself]
*Kuromi's Ghost: Ooo! I can understand him!
*Osama bin Laden: I've "borrowed" a time machine car from good friend, Dr. Brown.
*Kuromi's Ghost: Awesome! And we can use this to go to the future, and get out of here?
*Osama bin Laden: Absolutely.
*SpongeBob: What are those two saying?
*QuackersClocks: I don't know!
*Kuromi's Ghost: Gee, thanks, Osama!
*Osama bin Laden: No problem!
*[Suddenly, Kuromi's Ghost goes back inside of her.]
*Kuromi: Good news! Osama bin Laden borrowed a Time Machine car from Dr. Brown!
*SpongeBob: Time Machine car? What kind of looney thought of that?
*QuackersClocks: Imagine a movie about that!
*[They all laugh.]
*SpongeBob: Well, hop on in! We gotta go... Back to The Fut-
*Kuromi and Quackers: Stop.
*SpongeBob: Jeez, sorry.
*[SpongeBob starts the DeLorean.]
*SpongeBob: Alright, we should be going to 24.
*QuackersClocks: 20.. 24. Right?
*SpongeBob: No, it says 24.
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: It says 24. Why does it say 24? How do I change it? HOW DO I CHANGE IT?
*QuackersClocks: Maybe if they made a-
*Kuromi: No jokes! This is urgent!
*SpongeBob: (Distressed) I'M PEEING MY PANTS AGAIN AGAIN!
*[The car disappears into the past. Cut to a Cave. The car stops.]
*QuackersClocks: Great. Just great.
*[QuackersClocks walks out, and slams the car door.]
*Kuromi: [Pointing at Quackers with his thumb.] I think he's angry.
*SpongeBob: Why is this happening to us? Why? Then bends, just let the episode end! Please!
*Then bends (narrating): Sorry. No can do.
*SpongeBob: Dude! We're 346 lines in! and... 18633 characters!
*Then bends (narrating): Nope.
*SpongeBob: Okay. That's it. I'm getting some fresh air.
*Then bends (narrating): Fine by me.
*[SpongeBob slams the door, and walks outside.]
*Then bends (narrating): Hey, there s-
*Kuromi: Don't even try it.
*[Cut to outside.]
*QuackersClocks: What do you want, SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: Why are you so mad at me?
*QuackersClocks: I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'M SO MAD AT YOU! YOU SAY EVERYTHING THAT ANNOYS ME ALL THE TIME, YOU PRANK ME EVERY SECOND I'M AROUND YOU, AND NOW I'M STUCK IN THE PAST AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! NOW DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M SO MAD AT YOU?
*SpongeBob: W-wow. I didn't know you felt that way.
*QuackersClocks: Well, now you do.
*[SpongeBob starts to cry.]
*QuackersClocks: SpongeBob, I-
*[SpongeBob cries.]
*QuackersClocks: Oh boy.
*SpongeBob: QUACKERS! I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR FRIEND!!! I WONT DO IT AGAIN!!! NO MORE SIGMA, NO MORE OHIO, NO MORE EDGING! PLEASE QUACKERS, PLEASE!!!
*QuackersClocks: SpongeBob, you're ok. I'm sorry I made you so sad.
*SpongeBob: [Sniffles] I'm sorry that I... ruined your day.
*QuackersClocks: It's ok, SpongeBob.
*[The two hug. Kuromi steps out of the car.]
*Kuromi: Are we gonna get out of this cave? Or...
*SpongeBob: Yeah, let's get outta here.
*[They leave the cave.]
*SpongeBob: Now, whe-
*[They see SpongeGar, Patar and Sqoug fighting over fire.]
*SpongeBob: Maybe we should go back in.
*Kuromi: Yeah!
*[They go back in.]
*SpongeBob: You know, Kuromi. It feels like I've met you before.
*KuromI: Really?
*[Flashback.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, thank you for arriving on such short notice!
*Kuromi: Not a problem!
*[Cut to inside SpongeBob's house]
*Kuromi: Hey, Quidward. I'm gonna uh.... stop you!
*Quidward: Hmm.. How would I scare this lady. Oh, I know!
*[Quidward creeps up behind her]
*Quidward: Boo! Kuromi: AAAAAAA!!
*[Her head falls off]
*Quidward: What the- OH MY GOD!
*[He flies away, screaming]
*[Cut to outside, where it was revealed that the Kuromi inside was a robot the whole time]
*Kuromi: [Laughing] Alright, that'll be $69.00 + tacks.
*SpongeBob: Alright!
*[He gives her $69.00, and some thumbtacks]
*Kuromi: I shall be on my way now!
*[She turns into a bunch of small cubes]
*[Flashforward.]
*Kuromi: No. We haven't. Not until [Bleep]day at least.
*SpongeBob: Yeah! [Bleep] [Bleep]day was the day I met you!
*Kuromi: Ah, [Bleep]day. Isn't [Bleep]day just the best day of the week.
*QuackersClocks: Oh, this [Bleep]day you guys met?
*SpongeBob: Yeah, [Bleep]day the [Bleep]th or rd.
*[Pause.]
*QuackersClocks: Well, time to get out of here.
*SpongeBob: But how? We'll never have enough ener-
*[Lightning Strike.]
*Narrator: Later That Night...
*[Cut to later. SpongeBob is in the front seat of the DeLorean.]
*SpongeBob: Alright, Quackers. Tie her up.
*[Cut to Kuromi.]
*Kuromi: You sure I should be tied up to a tree while holding this metal thingy?
*[Cut to SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: Totally! Alright, Quackers. Get on in!
*QuackersClocks: Alright!
*SpongeBob: We have just enough gas to make it!
*[SpongeBob starts to drive the car. Suddenly lightning strikes Kuromi's metal thingy, causing the car, along with Kuromi, to disappear.]
*SpongeBob: Wow. Where are we?
*QuackersClocks: I dunno, but we're going really fast, and I can see a bunch of important events from the past!
*Kuromi: You know, guys. I'm still out here!
*SpongeBob: Oh, right. Hop in the trunk!
*Kuromi: Really?
*SpongeBob: Kuromi, just... ok?
*Kuromi: Whatever.
*[Kuromi hops in the back of the trunk, and the car is now in front of Quackers' house.]
*SpongeBob: Oh my god! OH MY GOD! WE MADE IT!
*QuackersClocks: We really made it!
*[The two hug.]
*SpongeBob I'm so sorry I did this!
*QuackersClocks: It's okay, SpongeBob. Now get on home!
*SpongeBob: Alright!
*[Cut to SpongeBob's house.]
*SpongeBob: Squidward!
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: Oh, right. We divorced.
*[He looks out his window.]
*SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom Movers, eh?
*[He goes outside.]
*SpongeBob: Hey, Kuromi. What's going on here?
*Kuromi: I'm moving over here!
*SpongeBob: Really? That's awesome!
*Kuromi: I know!
*SpongeBob: So, want to get some Ice Cream?
*Kuromi: Sure! There's this place, The Kwik-E-Mart nearby. He used to have Dog Semen but he removed it from his Ice Cream.
*[Shot of the two from above.]
*SpongeBob (narrating): Well, that's the story. Goodbye. See you next time.
*[The end.]
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