Amporapologist

Amporapologist, also known as Cronus or Ferretpee, is the creator of this wiki, a player, and a member of the Discord server. He often plays as Eridan Ampora, but also uses Cronus Ampora and Mituna Captor from time to time, and can usually be seen hitting others with cars and tennis rackets or crying. Fin joined Roblox on June 7th 2016 (6/7/2016). 
Eridan is in the Candy Cult.
==Biography==
=== 612 ===
====Childhood (dubiously canon) ====
Eridan's hypersexual nature takes root in his exposure to pornography at a young age. As a grub, he'd watched pailvids (troll pornography) several times and insisted on pailing with almost everyone he met, thinking it was a normal thing to do. This becomes relevant in 413, manifesting in his altered behavior. Eridan later finds that he takes a particular disliking to touching people outside of a more sexual context, and often flinches or starts instinctively attacking when someone grabs him around the torso area unwarranted. This is most likely a result of the merging timelines, and how he was thrown and abused often as a grub. This also translated to how he parented Baby Dave, often beating him with tennis rackets or otherwise physically harming him, as that was what he was taught that "love" was.
=== 413 ===
====Alabama Arc====
At the park, Robot Andrew Hussie informs Mituna that he's his adoptive father, instead of his birth one, and goes on to explain that Mituna came from a sewer in Canada, then apologizes to Mituna for lying to him. Mituna asks Hussie to drive him to Canada, wishing to reunite with his birth sewer and find out more about his birthplace. 
They arrive at the location of his birth (which was Grillby's on the map) but are unable to find the sewer. They eat and drink each others' piss and shit and decide to get married, their best men being an observing Bingus and Dave Strider. Gary is driving around and hitting people with cars in the background. Despite only being non-legally adoptive father and son, the couple attempts to flee to Alabama for the sake of legality with Bingus and Dave, but none of the cars are in working order.
==== Trapspritship Arc====
They technically met in the courtroom, where Trapbros Nitram was trying to move a garage door outside. Eridan shows Trapbros a door that's already outside of the courtroom for convenience's sake, and they both work to take it out. While moving the door, they enter a kismettitude, and later on, their quadrant turns flushed, entering a matespritship at the park while they make a pile of pee jars.
With the help of Kanaya, they pick out a home together and move in. However, it is later revealed that Trapbros supposedly cheated on Eridan with Michael, and Eridan rushes out of their shared home crying, met by a conveniently located and very concerned Kanaya on the street. Eridan vents to Kanaya about his situation and cries into her shoulder, all while Trapbros watches and tries to apologize, claiming that he didn't consent and that Michael bullied him. Eridan gives him another chance, and they go back to their regular life.
Later, at the gas station, a group of people is gathered, and Trapbros and Eridan are within said group. Michael tries making out with Trapbros again, and Eridan once again runs away crying, this time his destination being the saloon. Once again, Kanaya quickly arrived to comfort his sobbing and gave him advice. Since Trapbros once again didn't consent to Michael's actions, Eridan gives him one last chance. At the saloon, a 'random imp' is seen, played by an unknown user, and gets into a fight with Eridan, calling him a fish boy and being condescending. They refer to Kanaya as "the smart one" of the bunch and seeks her assistance, as they are unaware of where they are and what year it is.
Eridan doesn't see Trapbros for a while, but later on, sees him with Michael. Eridan assumes he was cheating again, and once again seeks Kanaya's advice. After learning that Trapbros cheated on Eridan for the third time, she cranks her chainsaw and disappears, never to be seen again. For some reason, Trapbros, Michael, Cisgender Eridan Clone and Aradia are all gathered in Kanaya's living room, where Eridan was sitting on the couch with Kanaya, the latter long gone. Eridan breaks up with a defensive Trapbros and leaves, Aradia following behind. She asks him out and they go to the movies together, followed by Eridan's cisgender clone, to watch a Sonic the Hedgehog film. Aradia moves in with Eridan in his house, Trapbros no longer living in it.
==== Reddit Arc====
Eridan arrives at the mansion, where everyone else is situated and kills Russian Rose, then follows them upstairs after Rufioh Nitram explicitly tells them not to. It is revealed that the corpse of Baby Dave's birth father, Kankri Vantas, is lying in the upstairs bedroom, having died a while before Eridan got to the home. Eridan attempts CPR on the body, then Fortnite dances on it. His attempts were fruitless, so they all went upstairs to hang out in the living room and play telephone. On the computer a few feet away from the couches, Dave joins Reddit while they play and becomes heavily influenced by the alt-right content on the site. Eridan dies of a brain freeze on the couch. They go back to the bedroom, where Kankri's corpse is. Somehow alive again, Eridan ejaculates on Kankri in front of everyone then leaves for the bathroom to take a sharpie bath. Michael and Rufioh inform Dave that their household is strictly liberal, Eridan insisting on leftist, leading Dave to run away from home. They go out and search for him, eventually finding him at his self-discovery shack. Dave comes out to them as gay and they convince him to return to the mansion. 
When they all have breakfast together in the dining room, Eridan asks Rufioh to give him a cum pancake. Rufioh and Eridan get into a fight, presumably over the fact that Eridan came on Dave's dad's corpse, and Rufioh threatens to piss in his mouth. Eridan asks if he's being serious, his speech implying that he'd enjoy the act, and Rufioh asks Dave to leave the room. Eridan opens his mouth and Rufioh pees in it, standing on the table while Eridan is in the chair. Dave watched this happen, despite being told to leave, and when asked why he stayed, he said he wanted to rebel and that he didn't know he'd see him piss in his mouth. Dave runs outside to drop beach balls off the balcony, where Rufioh then dies and Michael falls off the balcony, breaking his wrist. After insisting that Dave has seen too much shit and therefore needs therapy, they go back to the living room for family therapy, where Eridan stabs out Dave's eyes, and they are introduced to Baby John and Nepyrus (Papyrus Nepeta). Once again, Dave and Eridan head back to the balcony, dropping the hundreds of beach balls Nepyrus gave them off of it. The balls roll down the street and course through the town. The family goes to the movies to see Sonic the Hedgehog, which leads up to Michael and Eridan getting into a fight after Michael tells him to move his fat head out of the way so he can see the screen. Michael crushes Eridan's balls and he ejaculates again, Dave unfortunately witnessing the whole fiasco. 
When they leave the theatre, Dave leading, Eridan stomps on him in the middle of the road and crushes his skull, resulting in them having to go to the hospital. Dave also gets hit by a car several times by random people on the map. Eridan intentionally botches brain surgery on him, instantly killing him, but Dave miraculously comes back to life to live on for future arcs like the maleboss he is.
====Candy Cult Arc====
Michael holds a cult meeting in court/church and gives a sermon for his cult, the Candy Cult. They worship candy, as the name suggests, and their arch-nemeses are beach balls. Catboy Dream (God) floats around in the background, observing quietly. Everyone gets upset with Eridan because he keeps interrupting by talking or singing Dream's song, Mask. When Trapbros insults him, he retaliates by saying that was why his lusus was dead and that his Dancestor wasn't real. They argue back and forth over whether or not Rufioh is real, Eridan breaking the fourth wall to comment that Rufioh was technically a figment of Tavros' imagination in canon. Trapbros runs out of the court crying and everyone yells at Eridan. He has to apologize to Trapbros to join the cult, but is still a bit backhanded with his apology, insulting Trapbros then sarcastically quickly following it up with an apology and change of wording. 
Even though he continuously insulted members of the cult, the cult itself, and dropped balls everywhere, despite balls being the cult's enemy, Eridan was eventually let in. His initiation ceremony was held by Michael.
==== Pornstar Arc====
The Vamporas arrive at McDonald's for a family outing and eat together, Eridan begrudgingly meeting up with them. They head to the park, where Eridan asks Michael if they can pail. They go to the movie theatre with Dave and ask him to leave the room so they can bang, the latter gladly doing so. Michael sucks off Eridan in the back row of the theatre and afterwards they leave, later on attending family therapy. Dave ran away from home after therapy, the therapist, Jade, borderline kidnapping him.
After finding him, they tuck him in and leave upstairs to film a pailvid. They bang on the table in the TV room, but Dave walks in on them because he decided he was thirsty and wanted water. He ran away again.
====Wanted Arc====
Hal gathers evidence to sue Eridan for child abuse while Michael and Trapbros frantically search for Dave. Eridan hides and avoids going to court despite the ongoing trial, and custody is shifted to Hal, due to the fact that Eridan never showed up and Michael was only there for the first half of the trial.
====Kitten Arc====
Michael, Eridan and Trapbros picked up an imp that acted like a cat from the yellow house, where everyone was gathered to discuss custody and legal issues for some reason, and kept it as a pet, mistreating and abusing it often. The "cat" comes and goes as it wishes, often returning with offerings of stolen wallets and other valuables. It also stole Eridan's wallet, despite him never owning one, so it can only be assumed that it's very skilled. Later on, Dave and Lil Hal walk into the mansion for unspecified reasons, unfortunately right as Eridan starts strip-dancing on the table in front of Rufioh, leading them to instantly leave. Dave gets dropped off at the mansion for joint custody, since Hal was going on vacation (leaving the game). 
====Saloon Arc====
This is where, confusingly enough, this shitty, ironic Homestuck Roblox roleplay gets uncharacteristically serious regarding the context. Kind of.
Rufioh and Eridan have sex in the upstairs TV room, Cronus recording for The Hub. Rufioh leaves and Cronus films himself jerking off, then has Vriska film him and Eridan banging on the bed. They come downstairs and greet Rufioh, Kankri and Dave, forgetting that they don’t have pants on. Kankri asks if they banged and questioned their relationship, asking if they’re related. Eridan makes a joke, saying “related by chance, lovvers by choice,” causing Rufioh to run away crying out of disgust. He doesn’t go far, since it was morning and Vriska was cooking pancakes. Eridan asks Kankri to auspistize before he kills her, but the pancakes were “bussing” so he decided not to.
Fast forward a few days, and Eridan found Rufioh having a mental breakdown in the gas station, after discovering that Michael allegedly sexually assaulted Vriska, in a fridge at Grillby’s. According to her, was trying to do something weird to her with the device she used to cream in his mouth a few times, implied to be a fire extinguisher. He also tried to kill her. She presented DNA evidence at the court trial, and Michael was arrested. Rufioh, Michael’s matesprit, and Eridan, his kismesis, both left him, leaving him quadrantless. Out of grief, Michael had someone hit him with a car, and he died in the hospital. Rufioh is even more upset by this news, venting to Kankri, Kurloz, and Eridan at the dinner table. 
Michael’s ghost shows up, claiming he has unfinished business, and they get into a fight. Rufioh said he lied about Michael being a good dad and that hitting his son was the reason why he needed to go to therapy. Michael argued that he was the one who brought Dave to therapy and was the reason why they were going. Important note that for some reason ten other people were in the room watching, and someone was driving a car and hitting people with it. Baby Dirk was chanting ominous things about being reborn while sitting at the counter, and Eridan was walking around hitting people with a tennis racket.
Eventually, at the end of the fight, he tells Michael to leave and never come back. Rufioh then goes to the bar and begins using heavy drinking as a coping mechanism. He cries into Eridan’s shoulder, saying that all he wanted in the moment was a strong man to support him. After a Freudian slip of Eridan’s thoughts on his less binary gender identity, he quickly moves away from the topic, shifting the attention from him to the crying ghost of Michael, being comforted by a god tier Jane Crocker at a table. They leave, the vibes thrown off by the ghost, Lanque Bombyx following. They all bang in the TV room again, with the exception of Kankri. Rufioh told Eridan to lay off him, since he was too drunk, and to wait until he's sober. Eridan complies, and the other two leave, Rufioh bringing Kankri to bed, leaving Eridan and Lanque alone. 
They discuss Eridan’s alcoholism, Lanque telling him that it’s a serious issue and the former insisting that he has it under control. Dave walks in, asks if this is a bad time, then leaves after they respond with a curt yes. Eridan and Lanque also have a talk about his feelings, Eridan asking the other how he should come out to Trapbros and Kankri. Lanque tells him he shouldn’t feel forced to come out immediately, and that if they don’t accept him for who he is then they aren’t worthwhile. 
Eridan leaves, deciding to go sleep in the tub, but Dave is already there. He invites his son to sleep on the bed with him, as it would be more comfortable. Dave agrees, but as soon as they settle down, Lanque walks in with several people. Lanque came to tell them that a group of random people were downstairs, but the rest just came because they have no sense of property and boundaries. Cronus takes Dave to go rob people, and Eridan walks downstairs with Lanque, offering to make him food. He turns down the offer, telling the former that he’s a rainbow drinker, and doesn’t eat regular troll food, but Eridan still cooks for a newly arrived Kankri and Trapbros.
Lanque leaves, Eridan and Kankri heading to the saloon shortly after for the umpteenth time that week. Dave, unfortunately, shows up right as Eridan comments that he didn’t take Kankri for a drinker, despite that being the reason why Dave was born. Dave sarcastically replies, thanking him for reminding him that he was an accident, then left to the balcony. Eridan asks Kankri if he could ask him something, but hesitates to say anything. Eventually he spat it out, asking whether Kankri pailing together and knocking him up was a one night stand thing or he did it with further intent. Kankri’s answer is vague, saying that he might’ve been looking for something more, and Eridan accuses him of playing a prank on him. He asked if this was some sick joke, and Kankri denied it. They talk about their emotions together and Eridan starts crying, completely overwhelmed by the confusion over his emotions. Kankri comments that the saloon was rotting everyone's soul's, and took Eridan home. 
When he wakes up, Eridan asks Kankri what stupid shit he said last night. Kankri states that he mentioned romantic feelings and vented about being sad, to which Eridan also blamed on the alcohol. He goes and hangs out at the treehouse to think, making a desperate attempt to sort out his feelings. When he returns to the mansion he sleeps, and when he wakes he walks downstairs to greet Dirk, Kankri and Lanque. He plays Truth or Dare and Would You Rather with Kankri and Dirk, then asks Lanque to meet him at the treehouse. At the treehouse, Eridan vents to Lanque about not being able to understand his feelings towards Kankri. He also discussed wanting to end his moiraillegience with Rufioh, as he felt the latter was a "deadbeat" and wasn't there for him when he should've been, whereas Eridan was always his shoulder to cry on.
Lanque advises him to talk to Rufioh about their relationship and to break things off if he deems it necessary, in a more kind wording. Thanking Lanque, Eridan returns to the mansion and tells Rufioh he doesn't want to be moirails anymore. He takes this well, and they remain friends. They go downstairs and hang out with the Spanish rat on the table, who continually repeated the words "señor caca," or mister poop. Kankri and Eridan go out to drink again, and Rufioh follows. They get drunk together again, and Eridan comes out to the other two, talking more in depth about his identity. Much to his surprise, they accept him, saying that the whole "fruity" thing was a lighthearted joke. They leave, and they meet up with Dave and Lanque at the park, where they hang out. Kankri pushes Rufioh and Dave on the swings, while Eridan pushes Lanque. Older Dave comes to the park and hits them with the Will Smith car and they all instantly die.
====Candy Cult Arc 2.0====
After Kankri is initiated into the cult, Eridan says some words of wisdom, "balls bad, candy good." Michael yells word several times, and Eridan insists that he "doesn't miss no cap on cod." They execute Bro Strider for saying balls are good, but he only responds with "[he] do[esn't] feel pain." He comes back to give pro-ball anti-candy sermons while Eridan pays Amisia Erdehn to draw him and Kankri pailing. Trapbros pays her to draw mpreg. They give her the blood of the people in question so she can draw with it, while Michael and Dirk rap battle over the church.
Also at church, Trapbros confesses to paying for mpreg to Michael, the latter deeming him irredeemable as his eyes are unclean, and proceeding to beat him over the head with a tennis racket 
Everyone leaves to go to McDonald's, where Eridan hits on Rufioh. Trapbros retaliates, saying Eridan doesn’t deserve him. They sloppy makeout, then go behind the counter and into the back of the restaurant to fuck. Cronus records, asking for his paycheck when Trapbros takes too long to top Eridan back. A whole crowd forms, watching them bang, then God glitches them into the ground and they all die. When Eridan is mysteriously reborn via RP logic, he sees Tagora Gorjek. He exclaims that he’s scared of emos and runs away to the gas station, then goes to the park to meet up with everyone else.
They listen to Kankrilicious, blasted from someone’s boombox, Eridan’s Pesterquest theme, Trisha Paytas’ cover of Karen’s verse in ‘Meet The Plastics’ from the Mean Girls musical. Michael and Eridan proceed to bang on the side of the school to the tune of Story of Undertale, Eridan commenting that he’ll “cum in [Michael’s] Mount Ebott.” Unfortunately, Kankri and Rufioh were few feet away from them and witnessed this event.
After Michael leaves, Eridan asks Kankri if he wants to pail as well. Much to the former’s surprise, he agrees, and they go to the library to have sex. However, instead of fucking like originally intended, Kankri attempts to stab Eridan. Jade comes in, along with an insane, hallucinating Michael, and they all have therapy. Michael leaves at some point, then comes back with Trapbros, the latter announcing that he tore off Michael’s arm to get rid of the feeling of bugs crawling under his skin. They get sucked into the Pee Storm and the v612 timeline is introduced for the first time.
====Iced Bulge Arc====
Cronus meets Michael and Rufioh at the local gas station. Rufioh offers him an ice cream cone, to which Michael asks if he put anything special in it. Cronus conducts a taste test and says it tastes like caramel, then quickly adds that it also tastes of cinnamon. Michael realizes Rufioh "cheated on him" by ejaculating in the ice cream and left to the park, most likely to cry on the swings.
After catching up with him, Rufioh and Michael argue at the park while Cronus watches in silence. Rufioh proceeds to feed Cronus ice cream drenched in his tit milk, resulting in it burning the latter's mouth upon consumption. Michael decides the interaction was pitch enough for him to not have to intervene, so he leaves to cry into a pissjar. The other two get into a full-on pitch fight, Cronus asks Rufioh to pail with him, and Rufioh leaves in search of Michael to ask if its okay for them to do it.
Michael was found drinking gasoline at the gas station, lamenting about how high gas prices were nowadays. Rufioh approaches him and apologizes for supposedly cheating on him, following it up with the dreaded question. Michael agrees, but only if it's pitch. He leaves and pails with Cronus in the park, all while kicking and biting. It's implied that neither of them understands how kismesissitudes work, much less how to non-redrom pail.
After they pail, Rufioh briefly ceases to exist. During the period in which he's gone, Cronus and Michael bump Insane Clown Posse together on the swings. Cronus pole dances and Michael stares with heart eyes at him in a non-cheating way. However, a photo gets taken and Michael is framed for cheating by Cronus on an anonymous account on the Sollux app (Discord). Rufioh comes back to the news and cries, running to the yellow house, which Cronus supposedly owns, as mentioned by him later on. Cronus and Rufioh discuss their feelings together in the living room, then the latter has to be hidden in one of the closets, right before Glittergirl breaks in and searches the house using a tracker, but is unable to find Rufioh. Michael comes to Cronus' house and he lies to his face, saying nobody was in the house. After a brief conversation, Michael dejectedly leaves, presumably to search elsewhere.
Cronus runs back to the closet where Rufioh is hiding and tells him that they have to run away. Glitter gives Michael their tracker, and they search the house together. Cronus tells them not to look in the rooms, because they have his pail toys in them. Glitter notes that Rufioh is probably in one of the closets, so they look there, first in the master bedroom then again in one of the guest rooms. They find Rufioh, but Cronus lies through his teeth and says it's a body pillow/sex doll with a voicebox. They buy the fib and leave, Cronus advising Rufioh that he talks to Michael at the park after they're gone. Taking his suggestion to heart, Rufioh leaves the house to go and apologize to Michael, keeping up the lie that he didn't know what Michael was talking about when he mentioned a closet.
Everyone hangs out in the park, and at some point, Rufioh disappears once again. Michael and Cronus' cars have car-sex against the movie theatre. Rufioh catches them, accusing Michael of cheating on him, to which Michael brings up the screenshots, saying Cronus posted them on the Sollux App. Cronus in turn feigns innocence and Jade admits to doing it on a private account, for the sole reason that she wanted to spice things up. Jade and Tavros get into a fight, and she pushes him off the treehouse. He breaks his legs and goes to the hospital, where Cronus tends to his wounds and gives him a wheelchair. Michael and Bro Strider are present in the room while this happens, and Cronus picks a fight with Bro, then takes a nap on the operating table. Bro pokes him to make sure he's not dead, causing his water to break, and he gives birth to a child that Michael promptly eats right after delivery. He then gives birth to Baby Dirk, who Michael also tries to eat, but Cronus shields the newborn and runs away.
==Personality and Traits==
Eridan is generally portrayed as violent, apathetic, and self-centered, and heavily frowns upon those traits in other people despite those being the ones that define him. It can be assumed that his feelings towards people with the same traits as him come from self loathing. A prime example of this would be a conversation between Baby Dave and Eridan, where he told him that he realized the only reason why he hated Dave was because his own blood flowed in his veins. However, this theory has since been slightly less relevant, as it's revealed that he hated Dave because of how Time Traveler Dave treated Eridan Grub in v612. He also talks to Lanque about this, saying that he feels like a backup and that he’s never relevant, and/or that he’s always pushed to the side and nobody cares about him. 
He is a hopeless romantic, constantly asking people to enter his quadrants or pail with him, but to no avail. Nobody likes him, and he blames that on the fact that he's "misunderstood" and that everyone else is judgmental. Eridan often vents to people out of nowhere and is shown to be quite emotionally stunted, heavily relying on Kanaya and Lanque for relationship advice and quite literally using them as shoulders to cry on. This could possibly stem from his lack of emotional support he received as a grub in v612; even though he had several adults/older people taking care of him, he still rarely got paid attention to and was frequently bullied by his peers. Once again in v612, Eridan getting exposed to pornography at a young age was most likely also a big factor in his hypersexual tendencies and why he went from being wildly homophobic to a gay pornstar in v413, since the Pee Storm was beginning to merge the timelines, starting with memories. 
He's abusive towards Baby Dave, stomping on him, bashing his skull in, and stabbing his eyes out for seemingly no reason, but later on attempts to repair their relationship out of guilt towards him running away several times. 18-year-old v612 Eridan expresses remorse towards Dave for his alternate timeline self's actions, implying they may have had a different upbringing or a different way of processing things than his canon self. 
Eridan’s relationships are often unstable, liking someone one second and hating their guts the next, which is why many of the descriptions in the relationships section may be contradictory. It’s heavily implied that he has BPD, and even confirmed by Cronus, but isn’t mentioned by him or other characters. He doesn’t have an FP. 
==Relationships==
=== 612 ===
====Feferi Grub (dubiously canon)====
Eridan grub and Feferi grub hung out very often in v612, the latter comforting him when he gets hurt by the others and taking him to McDonald's. He hung out with her frequently, making slime and playing Just Dance with her, so it's assumed they had a good relationship.
=== 413 ===
====Trap Bros ====
As stated in the Trapspritship arc, Eridan and Trapbros were formerly in the pitch then flushed quadrants, Eridan breaking up with the other after he supposedly cheated three times and them avoiding each other. Eridan was passive-aggressive towards Trapbros, often ignoring his presence or insulting him by calling him juvenile insults such as "smelly." Despite this, in the hospital's food court, he could be seen defending Trapbros when Chahut and others made fun of him for his disability. Later on, he enters a moiraillegience with Rufioh, Trapbros' reborn self, and they become fuckbuddies. They've filmed pornography together.
====Rufioh Nitram====
Rufioh and Eridan have a confusing relationship, Eridan bullying Trapbros by insisting that Rufioh isn't real in the courtroom during the Candy Cult Arc, then proceeding to have his mouth pissed in by the same man during the Reddit Arc. Their relationship slowly got rockier as they realized they were both the guardians of Dave, and Eridan actively avoided both him and Kankri. Eridan's dislike for him didn't fit in quadrants, but eventually, they became moirails after banging and settled on fuckbuddies. However, Eridan later on breaks things off with Rufioh, deciding to stay friends on account of their moiraillegience not being healthy for the former. Rufioh takes the news well, and they stay friends. His pale feelings dissipate and slowly turn to hatred, but not the caliginous kind. They've technically filmed pornography together as well since Trapbros and Rufioh are the same people.
====Michael====
Michael and Eridan are not on the best of terms, considering he consistently harassed, bullied, and made out with his ex-matesprit without consent, completely disregarding their at the time relationship. Even so, they enter a kismettitude in the hospital after Baby Dave dies. Michael has crushed Eridan's balls several times, implying their relationship being concupiscent due to the nature of the pitch quadrant. Eridan jokes about being flushed for Michael, but it is unknown as to whether or not this was a joke. After discovering that Michael sexually assaulted Vriska Serket, Eridan immediately broke things off with him and chooses to actively ignore his ghost, his tone quickly turning bitter whenever Michael is brought up in conversation. For some reason they still hook up from time to time. They used to be fuckbuddies and filmed pornography together with Trapbros.
====Baby Dave ====
Eridan is Dave's biological parent, having given birth to him, Kankri being the other father. Eridan is abusive towards Dave, continually threatening to kill him and even going through with the threats, intentionally botching surgery on him after crushing his skull. He beats and degrades Dave constantly to the point of the latter running from home more times than he can count, his dads having to chase him around the town for him to return. Despite this, Dave believed it was a normal bro thing for what Eridan did to him to happen, responding with confusion after Eridan lamented to Dave about discovering the real reason behind why he hated him.
Later on, after he begins living with them again, Eridan attempts to repair his relationship with Dave. He gives him food and does other small things, such as greeting him when he enters the room instead of bashing him with a tennis racket. 
For some reason, Dave only walks in at the worst times, like when Eridan made a joke about a certain hat looking like his tentabulge, or when he drunkenly was discussing Dave's accidental conception with an equally plastered Kankri at the bar. Eridan expresses concern over Dave's underage drinking habits, but he understands he doesn't have any control over it so he leaves the subject be.
==== Kankri Vantas====
Eridan initially had a love-hate relationship with Kankri, quadrants aside. His hypocritical dislike for Kankri's self-centered, bitter nature showed, as he often hit Kankri with a tennis racket and ignored him. Eventually, they do grow closer, and Eridan even confided in Kankri after remembering/realizing he was a transgender man, later on openly speaking about his less binary gender identity with him. It's hinted that Eridan may harbor flushed feelings for Kankri in a conversation he has with Lanque at the treehouse, along with his constant flirting with him, such as asking him to pail or calling him attractive, but has not yet been confirmed or brought up. Despite this, Eridan still seems to harbor some form of hatred for Kankri. This may imply vacillation between pitch and red feelings. They have had sex more than once, but usually only when under the influence. However, despite them both being alcoholics, it rarely happens. After trying to pail with Kankri in the second Candy Cult arc, Kankri attempts to stab him. 
====Lanque Bombyx====
Lanque and Eridan are incredibly close, despite meeting shortly before their friendship. Eridan confides in him for emotional support and vents to him, asking for advice about quadrants during the Saloon Arc. Eridan vacillates between flushed and pale for him, but can’t muster the strength to tell him, friendzoning Lanque after accidentally referring to him as his matesprit to Time Traveler Dave. Lanque vaguely reminds him of Kanaya, which is ironic, considering she’s his mother. They banged two seconds into meeting. 
====Kanaya Maryam====
Eridan heavily relied on Kanaya for emotional support in the Trapspritship arc, her walking him through things and always having his back. Her words of wisdom and calm speech mannerisms never failed to calm him. He misses her greatly, and wishes she'd come back. While she was there in v612, he doesn't notice her presence.
====Aradia Megido====
They briefly entered a matespritship following the disappearance of Kanaya, but hasn't been seen since then. Eridan also misses her, mentioning his relationship to the rest of the family and asking if a matespritship would still be intact if you haven't seen your partner in months. In v612, Aradia grub agrees to pail with Eridan grub, and they try to bang in the living room in front of time traveler Dave and several other grubs.
==Gallery==
File:Cream device.png|Eridan using the cream device.
File:Pa1n and scared.PNG|Eridan expressing concern over Trapbros' hospitalization.
File:STORY OF UNDERTAKE.PNG|Eridan, Godtier Jake English and Rufioh Nitram sit on the swingset near a micro-Pee Storm.
File:Wheel.PNG|Eridan sits with several other people on the merry-go-round while Kankri Vantas and Trapbros observe a mini Pee Storm in the background.
File:Trisha.PNG|Illuminated by a Pee Storm inside of the gas station, Trapbros, Michael, and Eridan are seen threatening LED to play a Trisha Paytas song on the boombox, while God Tier Jake English observes.
File:Prawn.png|NSFW // Eridan looks at Kankri porn on the computer.
File:Emos.PNG|Quoting the Arcade Craniacs, Eridan expresses fear over Tagora Gorjek's appearance, comparing it to that of an emo.
File:Lets pail goo goo ga ga.png|Grub Eridan offers Time Traveler Dave a rose in an attempt to court him into having sex.
File:Invader bucket.png|A bucket conveniently appears once Grub Eridan asks Lanque Bombyx to pail with him.
File:Creams in mouth.png|Grub Eridan creams in Time Traveler Dave's mouth. The next few images without captions are just a montage of what happened.
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File:Creams hard.png
==Trivia ==
*According to Kanaya, since Eridan is a sea dweller, it's easier for him to drink things by pouring it on himself and absorbing it through his skin.
*He is an alcoholic.
**As Kankri is the father counterpart to his child and makes babies when he's drunk, it can only be assumed they used to drink together before the events of the Saloon Arc, which led to the conception of Baby Dave.
***This accidental conception is brought up several times in the Saloon Arc, much to the dismay of Dave.
**Eridan mentions that he takes a trip to the bar or drinks anywhere whenever he feels a strong emotion, sarcastically commenting that he's a very emotional man in a conversation with Lanque at the treehouse during the Saloon arc.
*Eridan is canonically autistic and has BPD.
*He has a fat ass.
*His bodily fluids are cold, and his temperature is always low.
*He got mad nook when he was a grub.
**Michael mocked Grub Eridan, telling him that he didn't have a bulge, to which he responded by flashing Michael his rear end, claiming it to be his bulge and grussy (grub pussy). Michael proceeded to beat Grub Eridan over the head with a tennis racket. 
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