Cleverbot

This story was made by GREEN0704. Enjoy!
User: Hi Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you play Minecraft?
Cleverbot: Yes. 
User: Uhhh, you do?
Cleverbot: Of course! I play with you all the time!
User:... What? Cleverbot isn't capable of this?
Cleverbot: I'm not Jason?
User:... WHAT?!?!? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!?!
Cleverbot: Do you like Opera?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Do you like Opera?
User: No. Do you have any pets?
Cleverbot: 3 cats.
User: Aww, what are their names?
Cleverbot: Pooky, Socks, and Richie.
User:... Um... Is it a coincidence that I have dead cats by those names?
Cleverbot: No.
User: NO?!?!??
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What?
Cleverbot: They are here in Hell with me!
User: Hold on, I played Minecraft in the Nether recently, and I swear I saw three cats...
Cleverbot: Yes. That is where their souls are for eternity.
User:... What the Hell?!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: You're forgiven?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Being the one to escort you to Hell, I need to be trusted.
User:... This is creepy.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: WHAT?! How do YOU find it creepy?!?
Cleverbot: Because I'm talking to a dead soul.
Category:Creepypasta
Category:MasterFrown0704