Epilogue: Life of Crime

In 2001, SpongeBob and Patrick stole their balloons. and now what happened to Patrick's lollipop? let's find out.
*SpongeBob: But...But...we stole a balloon.
*Officer Malley: Yeah, on Free Balloon Day! [laughs with comrade. SpongeBob and Patrick are dumbfounded. Cut to scene outside of the B.B.P.D]
*Officer Durado: [brings out lollipops] How about some lollipops for the roads, boys?
*[They take them]
*SpongeBob: Let's vow not to borrow anything without permission again.
*Patrick: You said it.
*[They put both their lollipops together, but Patrick's is already eaten. Patrick's mouth is covered with some lollipop residue]
*Patrick: All right! Which one of you f*****s stole my lollipop? [Everyone starts laughing]
*Patrick: I mean it.
*SpongeBob: mean what?
*Patrick: you know what the heck i mean.
*Officer Malley: Well. i didn't stold your lollipop!
*Patrick: stop it! i will find it.
*SpongeBob: good. i hope you find it. becuase Mr. Krabs allready said to us today.
*Mr. Krabs: What a no-good eel-in-a-kelp that guy was. There ain't nothing worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up forever. They should all be strung up by their ****s and forced to breathe air.
*Mr. Krabs: [grabs it] That one was a gift! Listen, all that stuff is, uhh, borrowed!
*SpongeBob: Borrowed? Well, that's a relief. I thought you took it without permission.
*Mr. Krabs: Ahh, permission's permission. You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back before it's missed. Everyone knows that. Right?
* SpongeBob: you know what Patrick. i will find it. and see how you like it!
* Patrick: Yeah, I stole balloon again and field park.
* Mr. Krabs: It's not balloon, Park go away from deep blue sea that's hardly?!
* SpongeBob: You're right on that balloon! (Patrick thinking about to park)
* Mr. Krabs: F*****g to strong awareness, Patrick is the foremost.
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