Pups Save the Hum-Mover/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save the Hum-Mover" from Season 5, which premiered on February 8, 2018 in the United States and on July 7, 2018 in Canada.
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11:46 Marshall: 	Whoo-hoo! This mayor fitness fun race is gonna be a blast.
11:50 Rubble: 	It sure is.
11:52 (Scene): 	(As Rubble backs ups, he accidentally drops a hay bill on a ramp leading Marshall to fly across the obstacle course and to land on the hoops)
11:52 Marshall: 	Whoa!
11:54 Ryder and Rocky: 	(Gasping)
11:54 (Sound): 	(Crashing)
11:55 	I'm good, just hanging out.
11:58 Ryder, Rocky, Rubble and Skye: 	(Laughing)
12:00 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, thank you, Ryder and pups, for setting up this fabulous, fitness, fun, obstacle course. We're going to inspire so many folks to exercise.
12:09 Mayor Humdinger: 	I thought this was a real race, with a prize for the winner: me.
12:14 Mayor Goodway: 	(Giggles) I beg to differ. I'm going to win.
12:18 Mayor Humdinger: 	Doubt it. And when I do win, I want you the loser, to mop my lair.
12:24 Mayor Goodway: 	And when I win, which will happen, you must polish the gold Chickaletta statue in town square.
12:31 Mayor Humdinger: 	Sure!
12:32 (Mayor Humdinger whispering to his kitties):	Cause there's no way we're going to lose. (Chuckling)
12:35 Kitten Catastrophe Crew: 	(Snickering)
12:38 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to the Mayor's starting to race)
12:38 Ryder: 	Contestants, on your mark, get set!
12:42 (Scene): 	(Cat Chase shoots a yarn ball on Mayor Goodway's plank to sabotage the mayor)
12:43 Ryder: 	And they're off!
12:44 Mayor Humdinger: 	Everybody, look at me!
12:45 People: 	(Gasping)
12:46 (Scene): 	(Mayor Goodway trips over a yarn ball)
12:46 Mayor Goodway: 	Whoa!
12:49 People: 	(Gasping)
12:49 Chase: 	Oof!
12:50 Ryder: 	Mayor Goodway is down.
12:51 Chickaletta: 	(Clucking)
12:52 Mayor Goodway: 	I'm fine, Chickaletta. I'm fine. And I'll be better once I beat him.
12:57 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Grunting)
12:59 Mayor Goodway: 	(Grunting)
13:03 (Scene): 	(Both mayors go for the hoops)
13:04 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh! Where'd this grease come from?
13:08 Cat Rocky: 	(Giggling)
13:09 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Panting) Easy-peasy.
13:14 (Scene): 	(Mayor Goodway uses her foot to get onto the hoops)
13:15 Ryder: 	Whoa, that was a ring-swing body fling, folks.
13:19 Rubble: 	Wow!
13:19 People: 	(Cheering)
13:21 (Scene): 	(The mayors start on to rope-climbing)
13:22 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Grunting)
13:23 (Scene): 	(Mayor Goodway's rope gets cut off due to Cat Rocky cutting it with his sissors)
13:24 Cat Rocky: 	(Giggling)
13:27 (Scene): 	(Cat Marshall presses a button so that Mayor Humdinger could get to the top himself without climbling)
13:27 (Sound): 	(Beeping)
13:29 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Chuckling)
13:31 (Scene): 	(Mayor Goodway uses her rop to snag the stick so she could climb the wall)
13:32 People: 	(Clapping)
13:34 Ryder: 	Both mayors made it over the wall! It's still anyone's race!
13:37 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Panting) I can't let her win. Okay, I've got to do something and fast.
13:46 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger fakes his injury)
13:46 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa! Ah! Ow!
13:47 Mayor Goodway: 	Eh?
13:48 Mayor Humdinger: 	My toe!
13:49 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, Mayor Humdinger, are you all right?
13:51 Mayor Humdinger: 	You tripped me, cheater!
13:53 Mayor Goodway: 	I did not cheat! Oh, but taking advantage of another person's injury is not how one wins. I disqualify myself.
14:04 People, Rubble and Chase: 	(Gasping)
14:05 Ryder: 	Then Mayor Humdinger wins?
14:09 Kitten Catastrophe Crew: 	(Snikering)
14:11 Mayor Humdinger: 	I would have won anyway, of course. Now how am I going to get around with a broken toe? My big toe is throbbing!
14:21 Mayor Goodway: 	Ryder, is there any way you could help him? I feel terrible.
14:24 Ryder: 	The PAW Patrol is on the case! No job is too big! No pup is too small!
14:31 (Sound): 	(Beeping)
14:32 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol, to the PAW Patroller.
14:34 Pups: 	Ryder needs us!
14:37 (Scene): 	(Marshall trips over a paint brush and bumps into some hay)
14:37 Marshall: 	Woah,oh, oh, oh!
14:40 Rocky: 	Watch out!
14:41 Skye: 	Careful!
14:41 Marshall: 	Whoa!
14:43 (Sound): 	(Crashing)
14:44 Marshall: 	Hay, hay, the gang's all here. "Hay, hay", get it?
14:49 Pups: 	(Laughing)
14:53 Pups: 	(Barking and Howling)
15:01 Chase: 	PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder, Sir!
15:04 Ryder: 	Pups, as you know, Mayor Humdinger's toe was injured..
15:08 Mayor Humdinger on screen: 	Ow!
15:08 Ryder: 	Which is going to make it hard for him to get around. So, for this mission, I'll need Marshall. Use your medical gear to take care of Mayor Humdinger's toe.
15:17 Marshall: 	I'm ready for a ruff-ruff rescue.
15:20 Ryder: 	Rocky, I need you to build Mayor Humdinger a special transport to help him move around.
15:25 Rocky: 	Green means go!
15:27 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol is on a roll.
15:29 Robo-Dog: 	(Barking)
15:30 (Music): 	♪ (Deployment sequence for Rocky and Marshall)
16:04 (Sound): 	(Tires screeching)
16:06 (Sound): 	(Sirens wailing)
16:09 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Mayor Humdinger complaining about his toe)
16:09 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, my poor big toe, it was one of my favourites!
16:14 Mayor Goodway: 	I'm so very sorry, Mayor Humdinger.
16:16 Mayor Humdinger: 	You're sorry, huh? And remember, since I won, you need to mop my lair. It's extra dirty.
16:24 (Sound): 	(Sirens wailing)
16:27 Ryder: 	Marshall, you check on Mayor Humdinger. I'll help Rocky.
16:31 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Rocky finding some parts from his truck to make a special transport for Mayor Humdinger)
16:31 Rocky: 	Look at all those great parts I already found!
16:34 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Marshall checking on Mayor Humdinger)
16:34 Marshall: 	(Barks) X-ray!
16:36 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Gasps) I don't need some skeleton selfie to tell me to tell me my toe is broken.
16:41 Marshall: 	Are you sure, Mayor?
16:43 Mayor Humdinger: 	Just wrap my foot up. And be quick about it. Here's it's this one.
16:47 Mayor Goodway: 	Wasn't it the other foot?
16:48 Mayor Humdinger: 	What? Oh, uh, the pain has got me so confused. I don't know from my left, from my up or my right from my down.
16:57 Marshall: 	(Barks) Bandages!
17:01 Mayor Humdinger: 	Hmph. I'm still going to be hobbling about for weeks, months! I'll be Mayor Hobble-dinger!
17:07 Ryder: 	I think we can help with that.
17:10 Rocky: 	Ta-da! We call it, "The Hum-mover". It rolls and has comfy footrest to keep your hurt toe up.
17:19 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Grunting) (Tries the Hum-mover) A hum-mover? More like the Hum-no-mover.
17:24 Ryder: 	It moves at walking speed. Let me adjust the footrest for you.
17:28 (Scene): 	(Ryder adjusts the footrest)
17:30 Rocky: 	And I'll straighten the tires for a smoother ride.
17:34 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh! Everyone is being so helpful! Thank you, pups.
17:38 Mayor Humdinger: 	Yes, they are.
17:40 (Mayor Humdinger whispering to his kitties):	Aren't they? I wonder what other nice things I can get with my broken toe.
17:45 Kitten Catastrophe Crew: 	(Snickering)
17:45 Mayor Humdinger: 	Come along, kitties. Mayor Goodway, your mop awaits!
17:52 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Mayor Humdinger at Mr. Porter's cafe)
17:53 Mayor Humdinger: 	And then my poor toe swelled up so much that it looks like a thumb. I'm Mayor Thumb-toe-dinger.
18:01 Mr. Porter: 	Try sticking it in a bucket of ice?
18:03 Mayor Humdinger: 	Great idea. Umm might that bucket come with some frosty lemonade?
18:09 Mr. Porter: 	Of course, anything to make you feel better, Mayor Humdinger.
18:13 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Drinks lemonade) That ice looks too cold for my tootsies. Thanks for the lemonade, even though it's not frosty enough.
18:22 (Scene): 	(Mr. Porter gives Mayor Humdinger an annoyed face)
18:23 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Mayor Humdinger going to Ms. Marjorie)
18:23 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ms Marjorie, still able to feel the grass beneath your feet? Alas, my broken toe only feels pain. Oh!
18:33 Ms. Marjorie: 	You poor dear. Would a homemade butter tart help?
18:36 Mayor Humdinger: 	This should help nicely.
18:38 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger tries Ms. Marjorie's tart)
18:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ugh, but I prefer chocolate.
18:42 Ms. Marjorie: 	Hmm well, I never.
18:44 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Mayor Humdinger at Katie's Pet Parlor)
18:46 Katie: 	Now your kitties can ride with you in style, Mayor Humdinger.
18:49 Mayor Humdinger: 	Hmm, if you call pink stylish. We prefer purple.
18:53 (Sound): 	(Beeping)
18:53 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger leaves with Katie stunned)
18:55 Mayor Humdinger: 	Hmm, still moves slowly. I need to make this thing faster to get even more sympathy favors and gifts. (Laughing) Kitties.
19:06 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Mayor Humdinger and his kitties back at their lair)
19:07 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Chuckling) Turbo drive: excellent. Pop-up sun-brella: more excellent. A gimme grabber: gimme, gimme, gimme! Not too bad, kitties!
19:19 Kitten Catastrophe Crew: 	(Chuckling)
19:21 Mayor Humdinger: 	I've got our trip all planned out. First, we'll trick Cap'n Turbot into giving us some shiny seashells, then get fresh milk for you kitties from Farmer Al.
19:28 Kitten Catastrophe Crew: 	(Snickering)
19:29 Mayor Humdinger: 	Then we'll fool Jake into giving us all free a snowboard lessons. Ha-ha! Faking a broken big toe was my best idea ever. Just call me Mayor Hum-
19:41 (Sound): 	(Beeping)
19:41 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa! Oh what button do I press?
19:48 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger accidentally takes Maynard using his gimme grabber)
19:48 Ms. Marjorie: 	(Gasping) Maynard! Ms. Marjorie to Ryder, I need you to report a racoon-swiping Mayor.
19:54 Ryder: 	Don't worry, Ms. Marjorie. We'll save Maynard. Pups?
19:58 Marshall: 	We're ready.
19:59 Ryder: 	The Hum-mover is out of control in the woods! Marshall, get your fire truck. Skye, your copter. We need to find the Mayor.
20:07 Skye: 	This pups's got to fly!
20:09 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to the pups finding Mayor Humdinger)
20:11 (Sound): 	(Helicopter blades wirling)
20:13 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa!
20:14 Skye: 	Ryder, Mayor Humdinger is heading for the old timber trail.
20:18 Ryder: 	Good eye, Skye.Chase get ahead of the trail. And stop the Hum-mover with your net.
20:24 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ah. Oh. How do I stop this thing?
20:28 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger picks ups a bunny)
20:28 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, not like that.
20:30 (Sound): 	(Sirens wailing)
20:31 Ryder: 	The mayor's coming your way Chase!
20:35 Chase: 	(Barking) Net!
20:40 (Scene): 	(Chase's net bouces off Mayor Humdinger)
20:42 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Grunting) Whoa! Whoa!
20:45 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger accidentally picks up a skunk)
20:45 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, no, please don't spray, please!
20:49 Chase: 	Ryder, the net was a no-go. The mayor and the skunk are heading for the river.
20:54 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger brushes past Ryder and Marshall)
20:54 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa!
20:56 (Scene): 	(Marshall and Ryder turn back to go after Mayor Humdinger)
20:56 (Sound): 	(Tires screeching)
20:57 Ryder: 	Pups, meet us at the river. And, Rubble, grab some hay bills. We've got some animals to rescue.
21:04 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to Rubble and Zuma at the river)
21:04 (Ryder talking to Rubble on his pup-tag): 	Set up a barricade in front of the riverbank.
21:06 Rubble: 	On it, Ryder!
21:08 (Scene): 	(Scene switches to the pups trying to catch Mayor Humdinger)
21:08 (Sound): 	(Sirens wailing)
21:10 (Sound): 	(Mayor Humdinger pressing the buttons wrongly)
21:11 Chase: 	Come here, bunny. Hop on.
21:15 Mayor Humdinger: 	Skunk, take the skunk!
21:17 Skye: 	Time to fly, little stinker!
21:21 (Sound): 	(Sirens wailing)
21:22 Marshall: 	Maynard, come on over!
21:26 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger accidentally takes Marshall)
21:26 Marshall: 	Whoa!
21:28 (Scene): 	(Maynard having no choice but to drive Marshall's firetruck)
21:32 Marshall: 	Mayor Humdinger, maybe you should stop pushing those buttons.
21:36 Mayor Humdinger: 	I know how to operate this thing. What's this button do?
21:40 (Scene): 	(Mayor Humdinger presses the eject button)
21:40 (Scound): 	(Beeping)
21:41 Marshall and Mayor Humdinger: 	(Screaming)
21:42 (Sound): 	(Tires screeching)
21:43 Marshall: 	Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
21:46 Zuma: 	I got you, dudes! (Barks) Buoy!
21:51 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Grunting)
21:53 Marshall: 	Nice catch!
21:54 Ryder: 	Great save, Zuma.
21:55 (Sound): 	(Tires screeching)
21:56 Ryder: 	Nice driving, Maynard.
21:58 Maynard 	(Racoon sounds)
22:00 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, at last back on solid ground! Oh, happy dance, happy dance!
22:07 Mayor Goodway: 	Well, that was a speedy recovery.
22:10 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ouch?
22:11 Mayor Goodway: 	And you didn't win the race either, cheater. To the Chickaletta statue with you, sir.
22:17 Ms. Marjorie: 	Ryder, pups, thanks so much for rescuing Maynard.
22:21 Mayor Goodway: 	And for saving Mayor Humdinger.
22:24 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Sighing) Thank you, PAW Patrol.
22:27 Mayor Humdinger: 	You're welcome. Whenever you have a Hum-mover problem, just yelp for help!
22:32 Ms. Marjorie: 	Now who'd like some fresh-baked pup-treats?
22:35 Rubble: 	Pup-treats?
22:36 Zuma: 	Awesome!
22:36 Singers: 	♪ P-P-P-PAW, PAW, PAW Patrol ♪
22:37 Chase: 	Yes!
22:37 Pups: 	(Howling and Barking)
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