Pilot/Transcript

Character/object 	Line/action
ALARM CLOCK 	*rings*
Gatling Pea 	*Voiceover* WAKE UP MAGGOT!
Peashooter 	*tired* Uhhhh, okay.
Gatling Pea 	*Voiceover* Today's your first day of school! Don't be late.
Peashooter 	*Calls down hallway* I'm coming!
Peashooter 	*gets up and walks down stairs*
Repeater 	Hi little brother.
Peashooter 	What do you want?
Repeater 	To give you some tips. Don't talk to anyone, don't look at anyone, don't smell anyone, don't...
Peashooter 	Bye! *opens door, walks out and slams door*
INTRO 	*Plays*
SCHOOL 	Peashooter gets out of his dad's car and walks to school.
Cabbage-pult 	Hi Peashooter!
Peashooter  	'Sup.
Peashooter 	*Walks into school*
Wall-nut 	*close up* Hi Peashooter! Good to see you! I'm over here! 
Peashooter 	Really dude? *zooms out* *turns out Peashooter is right next to Wall-nut*
Potato Mine 	'Sup.
Wall-nut 	Hey Peashooter! There's Sunflower! See? Over there! Hey! I see chicken nuggets! *runs away*
Peashooter 	*looks at Sunflower* *blushes*
Potato Mine 	Dude, you're drooling. Can you hear me? *slaps Peashooter*
Peashooter 	Ow! What was that for?
Potato Mine 	You were drooling when you were staring at Sunflower.
Peashooter 	*dreamily* Has she always been this cute? *continues staring at Sunflower*
Potato Mine 	*rolls eyes*Most of the males in our grade stare at her, so yes.
Wall-nut 	*hops back over* Guys, I got you chicken nuggets! Wow, Peashooter, your face is turning green!
Potato Mine 	It always has been. *whispers* He's still an idiot.
Wall-nut 	Oh. Well, I'm off to homeroom, see ya!
Potato Mine 	Peashooter, we better get going, we'll be late to homeroom.
HOMEROOM 	Bamboom is teaching history.
Bamboom 	
Okay class, I'm sure I don't know most of you, so let's play the name game!
Class 	*groans*
Squash 	*whispers to Beet and Bonk Choy*  *laughs*
Beet and Bonk Choy 	*laughs*
Bamboom 	*walks up to Peashooter* You.
Peashooter 	Me?
Bamboom 	You better not be like your troublemaking brother, Repeater. I'll be watching you, mister.
SKIP TO LUNCH 	Peashooter, Potato Mine, Chomper and Wall-nut are sitting at a table together.
Sunflower 	*sits next to Peashooter* What's up?
Peashooter 	*embarrased* Um, uh, I gotta go. *rushes to bathroom*
Sunflower 	What's with him?
Potato Mine 	*sarcastically* I dunno.
Wall-nut 	I have no clue!
Chomper 	*continues eating*
Sunflower 	*shrugs* Oh well.
MEANWHILE 	Peashooter is peeking in from the hallway.
Peashooter 	*Breathes in and out* Okay, I have to be cool.
Peashooter 	*walks in* *shyly* Hey Sunflower, wanna go to the movies?
Sunflower 	Sure, what movie?
Peashooter 	Um, maybe Terror From Tommorow? It comes out tonight.
Sunflower 	Okay, see you at 6:30. *walks away*
BELL 	*rings*
AFTER SCHOOL 	Peashooter, Wall-nut and Potato Mine are walking home.
Wall-nut 	Dude, you asked her out? That's awesome!
Peashooter 	Yeah... I'm nervous.
Potato Mine 	Try not to be. It will make you look dumb.
Wall-nut 	Yeah! It will!
Peashooter 	Thanks guys.
Potato Mine 	No problem.
AT THE CINEMA 	Peashooter and Sunflower walk in.
Peashooter 	*Walks up to the ticket booth* I'd like to see Terror From Tomorrow, 2 tickets.
Booth Guy 	Sure. *hands him the bag.*
Sunflower and Peashooter	*walk to the movie*
AT THE MOVIES 	Peashooter and Sunflower are sitting next to each other.
Peashooter 	*awkwardly* So, um, want more chicken nuggets?
Sunflower 	Sure.
MOVIE CHARACTER 	NOOOOOOO *brains being eaten*
Sunflower 	*screams*
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER 	SHUT UP!!!!
Peashooter 	*awkwardly puts arm around Sunflower* *whispers* I love you.
Sunflower 	What?
Peashooter 	Uh, nothing.
LATER THAT DAY 	Potato Mine and Peashooter are sitting on Peashooter's porch.
Potato Mine 	So how'd it go?
Peashooter 	I think she likes me.
Potato Mine 	I guess she does. After all, she agreed to go on that date.
Peashooter 	Yeah.
IN THE HOUSE 	Gatling Pea is watching TV. 
TV 	You are watching the boring black and white movies channel.
Gatling Pea 	*Looks around for remote* Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up!
TV 	The movie begins in 5, 4
Gatling Pea 	Kids?!
TV 	3, 2 
Gatling Pea 	No no no no NO!
TV 	1.
Gatling Pea 	NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
END 	VDKBNLD SN RTATQAHZ!
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