High Smee (1966 TV Special) (Transcript)

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==OPENING TITLES==
(Screen fades from black revealing the logo, "A Cat in the Hat Presentation". The Cat raises his eyebrows twice as bells ring in the background. The screen fades to black to reveal the title of the special.)
== Theme Song ==
(The episode starts Cindy-Lou Who's house, where Grinch looks at a picture of Thurl Ravescroft)
== High Smee ==
Grinch: Gee. I haven't seen Thurl Ravenscroft in days. (to Cindy-Lou Who) Cindy-Lou Who, you don't look so good today. (Cindy Lou sighs)
Cindy-Lou Who: Here we go again. (cut to Thurl Ravescroft's Vet) Would it be easier to buy a dinner?
Grinch: Can I help you hold your stethoscope!
Thurl Ravescroft: Grinch, there's nothing wrong with Cindy Lou.
Cindy-Lou Who: See, she knows?
Thurl Ravescroft: Nothing except his weight, of course.
Cindy-Lou Who: What do you know?
Thurl Ravescroft: Which reminds me, I better see what he's doing in that department. (carries Garfield) 2 more pounds and we'll need a forklift to do this.
Cindy-Lou Who: Eh, Sarcastic remarks are my job! (they go to the smee)
Liz: You're going to inaugurate my new state-of-the-art girls the hedgehog smee, Cindy-Lou Who. Grinch, would you turn the dial to "Portly Little Girl"!
Grinch: (turns to dial) "Portly Little Girl" just as you asked! (Garfield was carried and stand on the scale)
Smee: OOOOOOOOOWWWWW! (Cindy-Lou Who gets scared) Get off me, you overweight tub of pasta and goo! (Cindy-Lou Who jumps up)
Cindy-Lou Who: Yikes? That thing talked? And it screamed at me? And it's rude?
Thurl Ravescroft: Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is a talking smee.
Smee: Come back here, you bucket of lard? I wasn't finished with your?
Thurl Ravescroft: Cindy Lou's heavier that he thought. It says he needs to lose two pounds right away by the end of the week, if possible.
Grinch: And if he doesn't!
Thurl Ravescroft: Then I think we have no choice but to send him to the Girl Spa.
Cindy-Lou Who: The Girl Spa. That sounds great. Massages, long naps, more massages, more long naps...
Thurl Ravescroft: They'll put him on a strict low fat diet.
Cindy-Lou Who: (realizes) Strict low-fat diet?! (he climbs on Jon) This low-fat diet, can I still eat apple and pizza and roast beef and porked fried rice and bacon wrapped with bacon, right?
Thurl Ravescroft: Here's the video of the place I had in mind.
Narrator: Welcome to Maggie's Girl Spa. The world's leading health resort for lazy, overweight girls the hedgehogs with attitude.
Sarah O'Connor: When we brought Hector to Maggie's Cat Spa, He was eating 12 meals a day.
Old Man: Well, when he got so fat, he had to walk to the living room from the kitchen, He took a cab!
Sarah: But thanks to Maggie's Cat Spa, this will all be hard to show.
Old Man: Well, look at Hector now! Doesn't he look positive and look healthy and alert? (Hector groans, Jon and Garfield are shocked)
Narrator: At Maggie's Girl Spa, your beloved pet will be placed on a strict regalement of exercise and diet. (Hector groans after he eats food, the video ends)
Grinch: Cindy-Lou Who can't go to that place!
Cindy-Lou Who: Yeah, Listen to Grinch, he's right for a change?
Thurl Ravescroft: Either he loses 2 pounds at the end of the week, or it's the Girl Spa for him. (Cindy-Lou Who and Grinch get scared and shudder) Here, take the scale home with you so you can monitor his process.
Grinch: I'll do my best to send him down. Do you think you can do that, Garfield? (He sees Cindy-Lou Who eat a roast beef) CINDY-LOU WHO! That's Thurl Ravescroft's lunch!
Cindy-Lou Who: Well, watching all that exercise made me...hungry. (he nervously laughs; cut to his house)
Grinch: Dinner's ready, Cindy-Lou Who!
Cindy-Lou Who: I want apple and ribs and chinese food and chocolate cream pie, and roast beef, and a side of roast beef, and a third helping of my second helpings and... (he sees his dinner is a lettuce leaf) Hey. What's this?
Grinch: Enjoy your lettuce leaf, Cindy Lou.
Cindy-Lou Who: (he examines it, tastes it and eats it, but doesn't like it) Gee. I was expecting food. (he looks in the fridge to get food)
Grinch: (calling Thurl Ravescroft) I put him on that strict diet you recommended, Thurl Ravescroft. (he sees Cindy Lou with the leaf covered with food)
Cindy-Lou Who: You know these things aren't half bad when you cover it in whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
Grinch: Uh, I'll call you back, Singer. (to Cindy Lou) Let's see where we stand now. (Cindy-Lou Who on the smee)
Smee: Hey, you gained another pound! Nice going, fatso! A few more ounces and you'll be qualified for your own zipcode!
Grinch: See, Now you have to lose 3 Pounds!
Cindy-Lou Who: I'll worry about it in the morning. (he goes upstairs)
Grinch: I don't know what have to happen to take this seriously. (cut to Cindy-Lou Who in bed, is nighttime)
=== Act 2 Transcript Cindy-Lou Who Dream ===
Cindy-Lou Who: Grinch won't send me to that fat cat place. (he begins to sleep) Even if I did, it wouldn't be so bad...wouldn't be so bad...(A girl spa in Cindy-Lou Who's nightmare is shown; everything is black and white but Cindy-Lou Who is still diy though, imprisoned in jail) Let me out? Please? Let me out? I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake, I tell you! I'm not overweight? I just have a big very big of fur?
Hector: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Nurse Psycho doesn't like it when we scream in terror.
Cindy-Lou Who: (terrified) NURSE PSYCHO?
Hector: You don't wanna know what she did to the last fat, obese cat that complained!
Cindy-Lou Who: What did she do?
Hector: (shivers) Let's put it this way. It was me.
Cindy-Lou Who: No? No? Grinch? Would there be someone else compliant! HELP? Wait. I have to get a grip. Nurse Psycho can't possibly be that bad. (She arrives)
Nurse Psycho: WHERE'S THE NEW FAT GIRL? (thunders sound are heard)
Cindy-Lou Who: Oh yeah, she can possibly be that bad...
Nurse Psycho: There you are. Have you been screaming in terror?!
Cindy-Lou Who: Oh, me? Ah, no. I was practicing my yodeling. Listen. (yodels, then was carried)
Nurse Psycho: We're going to get you into shape. (cut to cafeteria) First, dinner.
Cindy-Lou Who: Dinner's good.
Nurse Psycho: I hope you like "pea".
Cindy-Lou Whp: Peas? Sure, I like peas.
Nurse Psycho: No. Pea. (serves a plate with a single pea) One pea. (Garfield looks at the pea with a glass of water, but only a drop of water)
Cindy-Lou Who: Gee. That's a pretty small pea. (to Audience) Would you all please turn away? I don't wanna cry when my fans are watching.
Nurse Psycho: Eat it!
Cindy-Lou Who: Can I eat half now? And take the rest home in a doggie bag?
Nurse Psycho: EAT IT! You'll start to exercise as soon as you're finished.
Cindy-Lou Who: As soon as I finish it. Ok. Well, here it goes. (he lifts the pea and throws it in his mouth and chews on it) Mmm-mmm.(Nurse Psycho pounds the table with her fist, making Cindy-Lou Who swallowing the pea and belches loudly) Oh, my compliments to the chef!
Nurse Psycho: Now, it's time for your workout.
Cindy-Lou Who: Wait. I need time to digest my huge meal. (smiles, but does gymnastics)
Nurse Psycho: Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Now repeat for the rest of all eternity.
Cindy-Lou Who: No. I must've lost 2 pounds by now. (he goes to the smee)
Smee: Sorry, Pal. You're still fat.
Cindy-Lou Who: WHAT? (he was dragged by Nurse Psycho, doing jogs and laps)
Nurse Psycho: FASTER! My grandmother came faster than that.
Cindy-Lou Who: Help? Her grandmother makes me do this to her? I must've lost weight by now. (he goes to the smee again)
Smee: Didn't you hear me, children?! You're still fat. (Garfield gasps, but is dragged by Nurse Psycho, he does pushups)
Nurse Psycho: FASTER!
Cindy-Lou Who: (Groans), Oh boy?
Nurse Psycho: FASTER! (he does it) FASTER! (he gives up) We don't like slackers around here!
Cindy-Lou Who: What am I doing here? Why are you doing this to me? And why is everything? I must've lost my weight by now? (Cindy-Lou Who goes to the smee once more)
Smee: Guess what, chubby? (Cindy Lou sees his true unveiled form and gasps; beep sound)
Haydon Smee: That's right. You're fatter than ever. Even your flab is fat. You're so fat that when (its voice normal) you sit around the house! YOU SIT AROUND THE HOUSE!!!
Cindy-Lou Who: Knock off the insults?
Haydon Smee: You're so fat that when you step on a smee, it says one at a time, please. (Cindy-Lou Who closes the doors on him) You're so fat that you need to watch on each wrest one for each time zone! (he appears in front of Cindy-Lou Who; he screams) Don't Be Afraid Cindy-Lou Who. You're among friends now. In fact, ALL your friends ARE HERE! (Cindy Lou looks around, flinchingly)
Cindy-Lou Who: Why see any friends.
Haydon Smee: Because Here are your friends, Little Cindy Lou. (the food and apple and modern sonic and garfield comes out of nowhere) Pizza, ice cream, pie, cake, cheese, roast beef, lasagna, apple, sonic and of course, garfield! They're ALL your friends!
Talking Food (all together) And Apple And Modern Sonic And Garfield: We're your friends, Little Cindy-Lou Who!?!! 
Talking Food (all together) And Apple: Eat!?
Modern Sonic: And Play!
Garfield: And Watch!
Talking Food (all together) And Apple And Modern Sonic And Garfield: us, Little Cindy-Lou Who!?!!
Talking Food (all together) And Apple: They're delicious,!?
Modern Sonic: And sega!
Garfield: and roadshow entertainment!
Talking Food (all together) And Apple And Modern Sonic And Garfield: and fattening!?!! (repeats in a loop until Cindy-Lou Who falls)
Cindy-Lou Who: Why? (The door itself opens behind Cindy-Lou Who) Get away from me? (the food and apple and modern sonic and garfield pleas be Cindy-Lou Who's friend, and the smee manically) I have to lose weight? (he backs away from them until he falls into the dark abyss) AAAAAAAHHHHHH????? (Everything turns silent, Cindy-Lou Who wakes up gasps is dizzy from his nightmare) I have to lose weight? I have to lose weight?
== Act 3 Transcript Ending ==
Grinch I don't know what to do, Singer. I can't get him to exercise! (he sees Cindy-Lou Who jogging with Sonic as his coach) 
Cindy-Lou Who: 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...
Thurl Ravescroft: Grinch! Grinch! Is there something wrong (he then sees Cindy-Lou Who doing exercises and sonic follows him blowing a whistle) 
Cindy-Lou Who: I'll do situps after I finish my aerobics?
Grinch: Uh, I have to call you back, Singer. I seem to be having hallucinations (he hangs up, and sees Cindy-Lou Who) Cindy-Lou Who, I'm so impressed! (Max comes in) I'm sure you lost at least 2 pounds! (Cindy-Lou Who gets on the smee)
Cindy-Lou Who: He better not insult me.
Smee: You still need to lose 2 pounds. (Cindy-Lou Who is shocked busted by this, the smee laughs, and Cindy-Lou Who loses his mind, realizing it was from his nightmare, who insulted him) 
Grinch: I can't understand it! You must've lost weight, you must have! (looks) OH! I see what the problem is. I was going to set it on "Portly Little Girl" and by accident, I set it to "Pintsize Parakeet"! (Cindy-Lou Who grimaces this, Grinch turns the dials, making sure he lost weight) You're fine! In fact, you didn't have to lose 2 pounds in the first place (Cindy-Lou Who gets mad at him) But isn't it good to drop a few pounds, Cindy-Lou Who! (He scares Grinch) Cindy-Lou Who! Why do you look so mad! Cindy-Lou Who! (He flees!; 
Grinch: Leave me alone! Don't hurt me! HELP! HELP!
Cindy-Lou Who: I should go after him, but I have some more important things to do. (cut to whoville) 
Cindy-Lou Who: Let's see what you weigh, Children? (A children puts one foot on the smee) 
Smee: What are you? An Children? You really need to lose weight? You need to looooooooooooooooooooooo... (powering down) 
Cindy-Lou Who: Yeah, I know it's cruel. But there's some things in this world you just can' forgive and making me exercise is most of them. (puts a side glance to the viewers) 
== Act 4 Ending Credits Song ==
Who Chorus: ♪Welcome Christmas fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas dahoo damus.♪
♪Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart and hand in hand.♪
♪Fahoo forays, dahoo dorays. Welcome, welcome, Christmas,♪
(The logo "A Cat in the Hat Presentation" is revealed and shows the Cat raising his eyebrows twice)
♪Christmas,♪
(The screen fades to the MGM Television logo)
♪Day!♪♪
(MGM lion roars at the screen and the screen fades to black on the ending note)
==CLOSING LOGOS==
===Distributed by Warner Bros. Television logo===
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