David Caruso

Red-haired, pasty-skinned actor best known for leaving NYPD Blue in the wake of escalating workplace tensions between him and Dennis Franz's Ass. Caruso then squandered all his industry goodwill on a series of very bad movies. As punishment, he now plays lead investigator Horatio Caine on CSI: Miami.
Caruso is famous for his rigorous professionalism, as well as demanding SPF150 lest he burst into flames upon direct exposure to the sun.