Season 3 Episode 6: Pitch Black Guards (Soraladdin Version)

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Pitch, after he, along with Ruggedo’s gang, forced Kairi’s group and the kids he, Ruggedo’s gang, and Pitch’s shadow replicas kidnapped to make Pitch the NightMare Fusion Maker, has just ordered the shadow replicas to guard the captured Kairi’s group and the captured kids so they don't try to escape
(Pitch then sighed in calm happiness, feeling good about his evil deeds)
Pitch: (Sighs in calm happiness) Allah, I love being cold and dark. In fact.... (Voice breaks as he continued smiling) This is the happiest moment of my life.
(He wipes a tear away with a sniffle with his finger)
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Later, while he, Ruggedo’s gang, and Sora and his friends, except the still captive Kairi’s group, are trapped in Shangri-Light after the shadow replicas double-cross Pitch and Ruggedo’s gang because they want to spread fear their way instead of Pitch's and Sora and his friends have just found Pitch and Ruggedo’s gang trying to find a way out and they are now trying to figure out a way out, despite that the King of Shangri-Light has just told Sora and his friends on how to leave before being interrupted by one of the King's guards about Pitch and Ruggedo’s gang
(Flip begins to ponder with his friends)
Flip: Now, there's got to be a way out of here.
Oompi: So we can rescue Kairi’s group and all of Agrabah.
(Icarus squeaks a bit in agreement)
Pikachu: (Nods in agreement) Pika.
Crash: All right. (Rains down some squeak toy brains) Time for a brain storm.
Megavolt: (With Crash briefly transforming Coco into Alice Liddell from “Alice in Wonderland (1951)” after the toy brains magically vanished) Now, is there a rabbit hole or a looking glass we can go through?
Launchpad: (With Crash briefly transforming himself, Tawna, and Coco into Peter Pan, Wendy Darling, and Tinker Bell from “Peter Pan (1953)” respectively) Or maybe some fairy dust to make us fly by happy thoughts to a star-like portal?
Darkwing: (With Crash briefly transforming himself, Tawna, Polar, Sombra, and Crunch into the Scarecrow, Dorothy Gale, Toto, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion from “The Wizard of Oz (1939)” respectively) Or maybe some magic shoes that can teleport us out of here by clicking its heels three times?
Pitch: (Pondering, to Megavolt, Launchpad, and Darkwing, while Crash, Tawna, Polar, Sombra, Coco, and Crunch changed back to normal) Good question.
Liverpool: (To Sora) Do you, per chance, have any ideas on how to escape this place?
Preed: If you do, you better help us.
Ruggedo: (Crossing his arms) For our sake, that is.
Sora: Well, the King was about to tell....
(Suddenly, they hear Puppetmon and Dunce Spark breaking down crying. They look and see the two have already pulled their respective red handkerchief and dark blue handkerchief out and are wiping their tears away)
Puppetmon: (Crying) It's no use!
Dunce Spark: (Crying) This is utterly hopeless!
(He sniffles and, with Puppetmon, lets out a sob as they both fiddled with their handkerchiefs and squeezed their wiped tears off of them)
Dunce Spark: (Crying, gesturing to Pitch) Pitch here tried to find a shady spot somewhere in this Allah-forsaken light world to return us to Agrabah!
Puppetmon: (Crying) I just want us to go home!
(He blows his nose on his handkerchief, poking a hole in it, while Dunce Spark just blew his nose on his handkerchief)
Puppetmon: (Crying) But there weren’t any shady spots for Pitch to fuse with to the darkness to help us!
Dunce Spark: (Crying) Which is why this is hopeless!
(They cry in their handkerchiefs as Sora and his friends and even Ruggedo’s gang and Pitch sighed in annoyance)
Pitch: (Groans a bit in annoyance) Pipe down your drama queen bits!
Quackerjack: (Sighs in annoyance) Sora wasn't finished!
(Dunce Spark and Puppetmon stopped crying calmly)
Dijon: You heard us right.
Bulba: (To Sora) Explain away.
Uka-Uka: Right now, by Allah!
Aku-Aku: (To Uka-Uka, scoldingly) At ease!
Sora: (Immediately answering) I was gonna say the King of this world actually said there's a door here that can get us out.
(Dunce Spark and Puppetmon looked at Sora and his friends with calm, yet tearful, and hopeful looks as Ruggedo’s gang and Pitch got interested)
Puppetmon: (Sniffles, hopefully) He really said that?
Aqua: (Shrugs) That's what he exactly said.
Confetti: I even sensed that sincerity in his tone when he told us that.
(Ruggedo’s gang and Pitch gave calm “I’ll be darned“ looks)
Ruggedo’s gang and Pitch: Huh.
(Then the King came up to them, having arrived thanks to the guards getting him)
King of Shangri-Light: And it's true! If you want to go to Agrabah, just follow me to the door.
(Sora and his friends looked at Pitch and Ruggedo’s gang and the villains looked back in return. Then they gave calm determined looks as Dunce Spark and Puppetmon blinked their tears away and, while standing up, puts their handkerchiefs away)
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Later, after the shadow replicas are destroyed thanks to Sora and his friends temporally teaming up with Ruggedo’s gang and Pitch to do that, as well as rescue Kairi’s group and all of Agrabah, Pitch and Ruggedo’s gang have just reluctantly destroyed the NightMare Fusion Maker they forced Kairi’s group and the kids they formally captured to build earlier
(Even Don Karnage and his pirate crew guards are calmly surprised)
Mad Dog: Wow, thanks, guys.
Pitch: (Shakes his head with a shrug) It doesn't matter.
Dijon: (Shrugs) All he wanted was to spread fear his way (Briefly gestures to Pitch) for the fun of it with our help.
Negaduck: Only to be betrayed of it by his own creation we just destroyed.
Uka-Uka: I even warned him there’s gonna be consequences on that.
Komodo Joe: (Sadly) He has a point for once.
Komodo Moe: (Sadly) Yeah.
(The Komodo Brothers then calmly break down crying)
Komodo Brothers: (Crying) I guess Pitch is just nothing but a silly figmented boogeyman of your imaginational nightmares that doesn't even exist!
(Komodo Joe and Komodo Moe then bawled their eyes out on Darkwing's cape and Pitch’s robe respectively)
Pitch: Hey! I may not be believed in, but...!
(The Komodo Brothers then blew their noses on the cape and robe, much to Darkwing and Pitch’s annoyance and disgust that, after the Komodo Brothers finished blowing their noses on them and calming their sobbing down, snatched his cape and his robe back)
Darkwing: (Annoyed) Come on! You're making me and Pitch sick! Careful!
Pitch: (Annoyed) That is, by far, the most disgusting thing you ever did to my robe!
(Composed, the Komodo Brother then apologized. Realizing his temper after that, Pitch clears his throat and went all English snobbery again)
Pitch: (Clears his throat) Oh, well. A day at the cleaners will make do for my clothes.
(A short pause, then the heroes snapped out of their staring contest with Ruggedo’s gang and Pitch)
Don Karnage: (Crossing his arms) Now, do not be thinking we're going to go easy-going on you just for helping us stop those shadow replicas you made, yes, no?
(Pitch and Ruggedo’s gang got calmly confused)
Kairi: (To Darkwing) Tell them.
(So, under Kairi's encouragement, Darkwing had to clarify it)
Darkwing: What my captain means is don't expect us to turn our backs while you, your NightMares, and Ruggedo’s gang escape, for now that is.
Non-serious villains: (Calmly confused) Uh....
Serious villains: (Suspiciously) Does that mean...?
Megavolt: What, do we have to spell it out?
Pyra: You're free to go for now!
Volteer: Just because you temporally helped us!
Lea: Got it memorized?
(Calmly realizing they're letting him, his NightMares, and Ruggedo’s gang go free for now, Pitch understood and then climbed on Onyx's back with a calm evil smirk while Ruggedo’s gang, with evil smirks, activated their ship)
Pitch: (To the heroes) Yes, of course. (To Onyx and the NightMares) Time to retreat. Flee into the dark, live to spread fear another day and/or night.
Ruggedo’s group: Same with us.
Preed: Except for us, it’s to live to steal another day and/or night.
(Then with that, Pitch rode with his NightMares off into the darkness and Ruggedo’s gang left in their ship as the heroes watched. After they're gone, the heroes shrugged at each other)
Don Karnage: Well, all's well that ends well, right?
Heroes: (Nods with shrugs) Yeah.
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