Freely McWheely

Freely McWheely is the king mayor prime minister president of space. 
==Biography==
Freely McWheely's a green, crocodile lookin' thing (or is he??) who just so happens to be the President of Space. 
He was first mentioned in Office Space when Tarbob announced in a news report that the Space President was dead, however two minutes later in the episode Super Space Tarbob returned with an update that the Freely McWheely was quite alive and had regrown his head (he doesn't write this crap he just reads it). 
Freely McWheely had his first speaking appearance in I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space, where the Commander and Allon petitioned him pardon Space Tree who was on death row at the time.
He hates trees of any kind, especially talking ones, and those who try to save them. Or, in his own words "I'm the kind of Space president who doesn't waste his Space time saving Space trees from space." Is this a skilfully worked satire of the attitude of modern governments towards environmentalism or is it just a bit of absurdist fun? I think we know the answer...
He has a secretary named Frank, who he calls Carol.
He's shown with the full title 'Freely McWheely III' in the picture with a space dolphin in Office Space.
In the photo with the space dolphin he has a snake-like tail with no feet. It's revealed in Slave Grave however that he really has a stump, so maybe the tail and feet are just different disguises.
He enjoys cocaine, and can be seen snorting it in Frame Game.
The true reason for his hatred of trees was revealed in Slave Grave where Space Vice President Allon Amanolla walked in on Freely McWheely changing (he's never heard of knocking?) discovering that the Space President was part tree all along.
Aside from Allon, the Space President's secret was also know by Wayne who leaked it to Tarbob at Channel K News in Harassin' Assassin out of anger about Allon being promoted to Space Vice President instead of him. I guess next time try not shooting the Space President so much, man, I mean come on. 
After being exposed, Freely McWheely decided he was going embrace his true identity, enthusiastically referring to himself as "Freely McTreely", before Tarbob viciously shot the name down as "the dumbest thing [he'd] ever heard". McWheely quickly had a change of heart however and decided that rather than come out as part-tree it would be easier just to murder everyone with a fucking razor sharp knife. His plans were short lived however, as Allon, during a daring escape attempt, opened a very non-OH&S friendly hatch that drove a giant metal spike straight through the Space President's fucking skull. 
Space Tree then tried to impersonate the Freely McWheely in Allon's Crib (since no one had seen Freely McWheely's tree form), but his cover was blown by Wayne. So after apparently having assassinated the Space President, the Commander, Allon and Space Tree just sorta left and no one really cared I guess. 
It was some time before we learned the fate of Freely McWheely, but he showed up one last time 11 episodes later in Panic Broom where he was seen recuperating in a Space Hospital during a news report by Tarbob, who refers to him as "former Space President" implying he no longer holds the title. The fact that he survived a spike through the head, apparently regrew his head in Super Space, and that he's had multiple arrows shot through him, it would seem that he's one hard to kill son of a bitch. 
The episode They Got Johnny, Part 1 ended on a dramatic cliff hanger where Reginald ended a phone conversation he'd been having by saying "MR. PRESIDENT." It's unknown if the president he was talking to was Freely McWheely or not.
Freely McWheely was voiced by Matt Czap.
==Memorable Quotes==
*"I'm the kind of Space President who doesn't waste his Space time, saving Space trees from Space." - I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space
* *very high pitched voice* "Who the fuck let that goddamn tree in here?" - Frame Game
**Freely McWheely kicks Space Tree* Commander: "Uh, I think he's had enough, Mr. McWheely." McWheely: "Trust me, son. Tree's can't get enough of this. Here, why don't you try? It's actually kind of... arousing." Commander: "Uh, that's alright. I'm really more of a spectator-" McWheely: "I SAID KICK! DO IT!!!" - Frame Game
*(To Wayne) "I always knew you were trying to kill me, but I never thought you'd betray me!" - Harassin' Assassin
*(To Wayne) "Well the only position you'll be getting now is space vice f*** mother f***ing c*** s***er b****** licking f***ing s***ing mother f*boing*er, because I am NOT a t***!" - Harassin' Assassin
* *Tape Recording* "Oh boy, I can't wait to kill Allon...and I'm talking about Allon Amanolla, that little fat green kid with red hair who always wears that stupid purple hat! That's the Allon that I, Freely McWheely am planning to kill. So please leave a message after the beep." - Harassin' Assassin
*McWheely: "Do you realize how many people are trying to kill me each day? Just one, his name is Wayne and he's standing right over there." Wayne: "Hello!" - I'm Gonna Kill You in the Space
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