Railboard 100

Railboard 100 is an Achievement in the category The Memories We Share.
To unlock this achievement, the player must speak to the Vexed Pepeshi Guest and Lonely Intellitron Guest and complete the ensuing dialogue.
==Location==
==Dialogue==
: Listen
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: *tut* I should never have hesitated in the first place.
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: When I opened the page, it still said "In Stock" — but... I lingered too long on the options when I was getting the deluxe edition, but by the time I went back to the order, it had already been sold out. The fans who managed to get the INSIDE album sure are fast.
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: My man, I know just how you feel. I was just too slow with my verification code, and I couldn't log into the site again no matter how many times I refreshed the page.
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: The order clearly went through and Intellitrons don't even need the facial recognition process, but I was defeated at the last step. I hate it!
: What are you folks chatting about?
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Surely you know, right? There's only one thing that could ever cause a big ruckus like this in the dreamscape, and that's Miss Robin finally releasing her new album, INSIDE!
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: All these people here are fans of Miss Robin. Hmph, seeing as I couldn't get my hands on the new album, it must be all these people's fault.
: Is the album really hard to buy?
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Hard to buy? Why, you'd probably have a better chance of smuggling yourself into Penacony!
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: All of the stock was sold out in less than half a second. It's just the way it is... Miss Robin has fans everywhere throughout the universe, and they've all been holding out for just this moment.
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Scrimping and saving all that hard-earned cash, only for me to have nowhere to spend it. It's just like this burning passion I have for Miss Robin — there's nowhere for me to release any of it. I can't keep it bottled up inside.
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Ah...
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Ah...
: Aren't there any other ways you can buy it?
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Are you a fan of Miss Robin too? If you want it, you can always find a way. It's just...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: You'll always find someone who's stockpiled the albums and can sell you one, but I don't recommend buying from them. So many fans want to get their hands on it that of course the price has been driven up. And also...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: 
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:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Psst, hey buddy, I just got these goods. It's Miss Robin's new INSIDE album. Wanna check it out?
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Guaranteed legit, brand-new condition, in original packaging, and at an absolutely fair price. My stocks are limited — first come first served!
: So you're the one who's been scalping records!
: Haven't you heard that's illegal?
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Hey, why so serious? I'm just earning a few credits here. Besides, you'd never get a copy of the album without my help. Do you want it, or not? Otherwise I can always go ask someone else.
: We're not interested.
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: ...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: ...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: How much? Can you cut us a deal?
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: No biggie! Karma brought us together. It's only right that we scratch each other's back. So then... what do you say — how about five times the sticker price?
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Isn't that a little steep?
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Think about it — this is how you can demonstrate your love for Miss Robin. If you don't want it, there are plenty of other fans who do.
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Should I be off, then?
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: ...Hang on. I'll take it!
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Nice. Pop the credits into my account soon and that'll be that. Thanks for the business! You there — still considering?
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: ...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: I—I'll... I'll also... take one... okay?
: I'm going to snitch you out to the Bloodhound Family.
::Mysterious Dreamchaser: Tsk, how pigheaded. That's fine. I'll just find someone else.
:;(Continue to Bloodhound Route)
: ...How much? Can you cut us a deal?
::Despite keeping your voice to a whisper, you can't help but feel tormented at doing something that violates public order like this. To free you of this feeling, you'll have to submit a Praise of High Morals.
:: No problem. I'm keen to buy it.
::;(Submit )
:::Mysterious Dreamchaser: Thanks for the business! Let me dish out the wares to everyone then. It's crowded around here, so please follow me.
::;(Continue to Scalper Route)
:: Then I guess I'll just snitch you out, then.
:::Mysterious Dreamchaser: Tsk, how pigheaded. That's fine. I'll just find someone else.
::;(Continue to Bloodhound Route)
===Bloodhound Route===
;(Approach Bloodhound Family Member)
:Bloodhound Family Member: I heard there's a Dreamchaser around here scalping the INSIDE album. Do you know where?
: Right this way, captain!
:Bloodhound Family Member: Great. I'll call for more back up. You keep stringing that Dreamchaser along, and don't let him sneak off.
:Bloodhound Family Member: Whosoever dares sully the name of Miss Robin, we shall brook them no quarter!
: Listen
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: ...Hey buddy, you're back? Did you ask around and find out that my price really is the cheapest?
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Buy it. You're not getting a bad deal.
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Fam, you'll be booted from the fan club if you're not even willing to stump up and buy the new album.
: That's against the law.
: Come with me and turn yourself in!
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Ha, you're really hamming it up now. A couple of nice platitudes, and now you think you're a big shot, huh?
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: Since I dare to do this business, then of course I come ready for anything. Don't blame me for being too harsh if you don't know what's good for you!
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:Bloodhound Family Member: Wanna try me on for size then, and find out who is really harsher?
:Bloodhound Family Member: Misusing your position as the collaborating warehouse manager of the record company to stockpile albums, manipulate markets, and conduct illegal sales... You've been caught red-handed, and you're under arrest!
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: What are you doing bringing other people along!?
: ...I am the Galactic Baseballer of justice!
: Any and all evil... will be brought to justice!
:Bloodhound Family Member: Tsk, we've only managed to recover one copy of Miss Robin's album. How many has this guy already scalped?
:Bloodhound Family Member: ...Did you guys buy copies, too? If you've been scammed, you can return the album, and the Iris Family will compensate you for it.
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: ...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: ...
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Nah. We were just, uh... passing by. Yeah, just passing by.
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Absolutely nothing to do with us.
:Bloodhound Family Member: Alright. If you're happy being scammed, then that's on you. And as for you — take this new album as a little reward. We'll explain everything to the Iris Family. I'm sure they won't be tight-fisted about this tiny asset.
:Bloodhound Family Member: That's it, then — all sorted. I have to rush off and join up with the party at Miss Robin's fan gathering.
;(Obtain )
;(Obtain Achievement Railboard 100)
===Scalper Route===
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: ...This is enough, please. Get your payments ready, everyone. I'll get the wares for you to inspect.
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: I never thought I'd end up paying an arm and a leg to a scalper for it.
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Fam, keep an open mind. This is all for Miss Robin.
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: *sigh*
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: *sigh*
: *sigh*
: There's no shame in paying for your passion.
:Mysterious Dreamchaser: The bold get first dibs on everything. Don't wait until your passion wanes and regret sets in. Have you got all your credits ready, then? Here you go...
:
:Bloodhound Family Member: Ahem, misusing your position as the collaborating warehouse manager of the record company to stockpile albums, manipulate markets, and conduct illegal sales... You've been caught red-handed.
:Bloodhound Family Member: And you lot: you all knew it was illegal, but still aided and abetted a criminal. Should I punish you, too?
: We, too, are victims here.
: ...Are you trying to bait us?
:Bloodhound Family Member: I'll let you be for now and we'll settle things once the scalping syndicate members have all been locked up. Freeze. Don't run...!
:
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: ...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: ...
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: That's it, then. There's absolutely no way to score Miss Robin's new album.
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Those darn Bloodhounds would pick a time like this to make a raid... They can just wait until we've grabbed the album and collar us then!
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Tsk, check it out... That scalper dropped his bag on the ground...
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Don't tell me that we're going to find inside...
:Your gut feeling is right, and there are three copies of Miss Robin's new album inside the bag.
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Whoa!
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Whoa!
:Vexed Pepeshi Guest: There are... three of us?
:Lonely Intellitron Guest: Everything worked out just fine in the end.
:Now, it's time to test your mettle. You can sneak off with your album and pretend that nothing happened — or, you can return the missing item back where it belongs.
:You decide to...
: ...to sneak off with it.
::Alright. You sure are a big fan of Miss Robin. Just like before — there's no shame in making a sacrifice for your passion. And so, you take your decisive action...
::Bloodhound Family Member: Ahem. We haven't left yet.
::A familiar voice comes from behind you. You realize that you've been busted once again for breaking the law.
::Bloodhound Family Member: ...You're under arrest! What are you gonna do about it? Caught once more with your hand in the cookie jar — is this the caliber of Miss Robin's fans?
::Bloodhound Family Member: Whatever, I can tell that you're truly passionate about her. If you really want it, I suppose I could let you have it — but you'll have to pay the market price. We'll pass on the funds to the Iris Family and consider the bill paid.
::Bloodhound Family Member: I'll only ask this once: Would you like to buy it?
:;(Submit , )
::Looks like you have no choice but to stump up a little cash to soothe your shattered sense of decency.
:;(Obtain )
:;(Obtain Achievement Railboard 100)
: Give it back to the Bloodhound Family.
::Yes, now that's more like it. You've always been a good law-abiding citizen even if you're sometimes misled, and you won't be making any more mistakes. If only... if only you could find those Bloodhound Family members from just before.
::Bloodhound Family Member: Hmph, we lost him.
::
::Vexed Pepeshi Guest: Huh?
::Lonely Intellitron Guest: What? No way!
::Bloodhound Family Member: Thank you! We'd have utterly shamed the Bloodhound lineage if we went back empty-handed.
::Bloodhound Family Member: That's right — you're a fan of Miss Robin, aren't you? Take this album of hers as a little reward. We'll explain everything to the Iris Family. I'm sure they won't be tight-fisted about this.
::Looks like your good deed has paid off.
:;(Obtain )
:;(Obtain Achievement Railboard 100)
==Trivia==
* This achievement's name is a reference to the , a music record chart.
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