WotW: Week 20

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Weak of the Week: 05/21/2015 	Weak of the Week: 05/21/2015
 	
Pirate Vixen 	Pirate Vixen
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Shiver me timbers me mateys, Weakling Ho! This...chunky sky-lubber, looks more like a dirty fairy than a Pirate Vixen. The last time I checked, Pirates weren't known for having dragonfly wings, cat ears and wearing skull bikinis. What's with all these weakos wearing skull underwear? So, based on previous track record, it's pretty safe to assume that EVERY Weak of the Week is wearing a skull bikini underneath their horrendously designed costume. Maybe the action of wearing the skull bikini is to blame for all these bad outfits. It's like opening the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, except it doesn't play Stan Bush, it causes a Weak of the Week victory. I would think some one named "Pirate Vixen" would, oh I dunno, look kind of like a pirate.But...perhaps they were trying to buck all conventions, re-invent the wheel of the weak. This weakling is unconventional, a maverick! This weakling is like the Alejandro Jodorowsky of weak pirate peens! This champion is so weak...they're strong! I am the weak one! This character has reached the 5th level of consciousness! This character isn't a Pirate Vixen...They're a Pirate Vixen. Yeah, wrap your head around that one.Either that, or this is just some wacky, chubby chasing perverts weak blackred "fairy" alt-outfit for some horrible female Pirate character. Yeah, probably that second one. But, a guy can have hope, can't he?	Shiver me timbers me mateys, Weakling Ho! This...chunky sky-lubber, looks more like a dirty fairy than a Pirate Vixen. The last time I checked, Pirates weren't known for having dragonfly wings, cat ears and wearing skull bikinis. What's with all these weakos wearing skull underwear? So, based on previous track record, it's pretty safe to assume that EVERY Weak of the Week is wearing a skull bikini underneath their horrendously designed costume. Maybe the action of wearing the skull bikini is to blame for all these bad outfits. It's like opening the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, except it doesn't play Stan Bush, it causes a Weak of the Week victory. I would think some one named "Pirate Vixen" would, oh I dunno, look kind of like a pirate.But...perhaps they were trying to buck all conventions, re-invent the wheel of the weak. This weakling is unconventional, a maverick! This weakling is like the Alejandro Jodorowsky of weak pirate peens! This champion is so weak...they're strong! I am the weak one! This character has reached the 5th level of consciousness! This character isn't a Pirate Vixen...They're a Pirate Vixen. Yeah, wrap your head around that one.Either that, or this is just some wacky, chubby chasing perverts weak blackred "fairy" alt-outfit for some horrible female Pirate character. Yeah, probably that second one. But, a guy can have hope, can't he?
Offences 	Offences
• Wacky and Random• Pervert• What is it?• Blackredder• Did You Hit Random? 	• Wacky and Random• Pervert• What is it?• Blackredder• Did You Hit Random?
How to Improve 	How to Improve
If you are going the name your character something, you should at least...attempt to make the outfit match. At least slightly. Calling some dirty blackredder fairy "Pirate Vixen" would be like if I renamed Dinoman to "Hat Box." 	If you are going the name your character something, you should at least...attempt to make the outfit match. At least slightly. Calling some dirty blackredder fairy "Pirate Vixen" would be like if I renamed Dinoman to "Hat Box."
Category:Weak of the Week