Defend the Crib: Part I

Defend the Crib: Part I is the fourth episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
A series of unfortunate events have occurred on SBFW. Users such as and Calaz have left the wiki. Unjust globals have been given out. Their only safe haven, the crib, has been infiltrated by the menace known as FANDOM. The nicknamed nostril fucker, Bigfoot, has arrived almost the same time as these events have occurred. Many believe this simply cannot be a coincidence– or is Bigfoot actually innocent?
==Transcript==
Intro (March 14th, 2018)
SBCA: you guys want to make something relevant again?
Chris Brown: Lil Dicky
Lil Dicky: Chris Brown
Bigfoot: I can make your youtube channel relevant by making it reach 1k subs
SBCA: how?
Bigfoot: just invite me to your discord
SBCA: lol no
???: How about me?
Bigfoot: sure
SBCA: wtf no
???: https://discord.gg/DKSKc6C
*bigfoot has joined the crib, seems OP, please nerf!*
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Golfpecks: OMG WHO INVITED BIGFOOT?!
*intro over*
---
 The Kelp: Volume III, Issue I
FANDOM Globals 4 Users Following Excessive Use of the F-Word
R Content Prohibited Following the Global Bans of 2 Users
According to Study by The Terrible Travis, "Masturbation Counts as Excersise"
Freaky Friday by Lil Dicky feat. Chris Brown Tops Spotify's Viral 50 Chart
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Jasbre: everything's been going terrible on SBFW, everybody's being globalled just for saying the f-word
SpongeBot: No wonder calaz, jess, and hell, even tyce left
SeemsGood: This is all Travis' fault! Down with Travis! He made all the old users leave!
Vanessa: no
Travis: tbh i made the wiki great again
SpongeBot: lol how would u know, travis' proposals actually kept the wiki activity alive
Kelpy: who actually makes fanon anymore
Jasbre: ehem
SeemsGood: alright since you people agree on travis being great, he should make a promotion proposal again!
SeemsGood: oh wait, screw you kelpy geek! Down with Kelpy G!
SpongeBot: please stop
SeemsGood: okay then, but never forget, fandom might catch us for the scene where travis fondles with vanessa
Vanessa and Travis: fuck you
Vanessa and Travis have been banned across the FANDOM network...
Vanessa: Well, as long as it has nothing to do with the discord, we'll be fine.
Jack: lol I haven't been on the wiki since calaz's sister caught him fapping
Travis: well, it does count as excersise, according to my latest poll
Jasbre: Uh, how about us who edit quite a lot on SBFW?
Kelpy: in short, you guys are fucked
Bigfoot: Raptors rule, bow down before your new master
SBCA: i'm supreme leader here, also warriors > raptors
Bigfoot: STOP
PenisMan: someone please stop bigfoot
Bigfoot: PENISMAN IS WEAK
Vanessa: stfu nostril fucker
SBCA: rockets > raptors
Bigfoot: YOU INFERIAL BAG OF SALT!
SpongeBot: nostril fucker
SBCA: now, come on guys, let's be rational
SBCA: we must use this time to reflect on our sins, as it is indeed the week the Lord has made
Bigfoot: ew
SBCA: *scoff* how dare you, i am God's Princess and i shall not let you---
Bigfoot: YOU FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT!
SpongeBot: please fuck off asap tnx
???: you all have fucked up
SeemsGood: what the fuck?
SeemsGood has been banned across the FANDOM network...
SBCA: wait, what?
Bigfoot: huh?
Vanessa: you nostril fucker, why bring the crib into this?
Bigfoot: YOU PIECE OF SALT, IT WASN'T ME!
Vanessa: pretty sure even if your friend scopey said the f-word, he'd be banned
Scopey: fuck
Scopey has been banned across the FANDOM network...
Bigfoot: SEE!
Vanessa: Luis?
SBCA: oh no, you're not going to blame me, aren't you?
Bigfoot: HAH YOU NAZI
SpongeBot: why would he do it though?
SBCA: ^
Vanessa: but who else would it be?
SBCA: wait a minute, scopey doesn't even have a wikia account
Bigfoot: ...
SpongeBot: no, i'm siding with bigfoot on this
SBCA: wait, what?
Bigfoot: MAKE A SHOW DEDICATED TO ME
SpongeBot: done: 
Jasbre: what the frick is happening
Kelpy: lol this is why i left the wiki
Calaz: should we join it again
Kelpy: first to get banned gets to fuck addie
Phillydan: wtf why are we bringing addie into this
Phillydan has been banned across the FANDOM network...
SpongeBot: Quite sad, indeed.
Jasbre: Bigfoot, what did you do to spongebot?
SpongeBot: What are you talking about, TheJasbre202?
SBCA: what the 
Bigfoot: I swear that wasn't me
SpongeBot: It was not.
Cicicity: i just want to shitpost wth is happening
*vanessa creates a private group discord*
Jasbre: hurry up we need to devise a plan before we get caught
Somematchyguy: caught by who?
Jasbre: whoever's up to this, pretty sure it's bigfoot though
SeemsGood: how?
Golfpecks: if he could get us banned on sbfw through discord, he can find us
Vanessa: lmaok
Jasbre: we need to make sure he doesn't take ov---
SBCA: guys, I have a confession...
--the end (to be continued)--
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