Jordan Galdale/3.0/Relationships

==Friends==
Gladys Berry
Gladys was one of Suckaberg's co-workers at Burger Shot. Suckaberg often gets roped into antics with her.
Kayn Larp
right|317x317pxMore of a business friendship than anything, but due to being an impressionable youth Suckaberg signed on to being Yeager's minion. Yaeger has been the source of Suckaberg's explosive antics, and tends to gift him a grenade anytime their plans align with one another.
Scruffy Doodle
318x318px|leftthumb|321x321px|alt=Having bonded over all things clown and what the best makeup brand is to use, Suckaberg and Scruffy began a clown-filled camaraderie.
==Family==
Dan Clan	
{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed article-table"	Fingle Dan
Fingle Dan is considered Suckaberg's adoptive father. The two of them have a wild and amicable relationship for the most part, however, Suckaberg understands Fingle and the rest of Fingle's family aren't the best influences on him and has participated in phone therapy often because of them. It got to the point to where Fingle had retaliated at Suckaberg for having said therapist, stating that Fingle should be his only therapist while subsequently stabbing Bob Moss in front of Suckaberg at UwU Café. Despite this Suckaberg continues to hang out with the old man when off the clock. Fingle also beats Suckaberg at Scrabble often. He has also only recently found out he's adopted due to the Federal Investigation Bureau not considering him a Dan.
As of Suckaberg's return to the city at the start of June, Fingle broke the unfortunate news to Suckaberg that he had begun to consider Suckaberg not his son anymore during a family dinner.	
Delver Lee
left|377x377pxSuckaberg and Delver’s relationship can be best described as mentor and mentee. When they first met, Suckaberg taught Delver how to become ‘hard’ by doing things such as selling meth. Suckaberg in an effort to impress his now former bosses at Burger Shot once hired on Delver to be his kid who works with NFT and the blockchain to get a good word in at the company Christmas party. Due to this event he now considers Delver his actual adopted son.
Hubcap Jones
After pondering Hubcap's looks, Suckaberg believed he could possibly be related to him and asked his fellow former coworkers their opinions on this theory. Upon asking Hubcap if he could be his father, Hubcap quickly agreed without a second thought.
Jeff Spencer
New Jeff is Suckaberg's step-brother, who is also an adopted son of Fingle Dan.
Rob Otte
Suckaberg's entrepreneurial mechanical step-brother who was built by Fingle Dan. Suckaberg is often found arguing with Robot. Despite this Robot has hired him on to be a worker at the future Robot Retail.
==Former Friends==
Bob Moss
What started as a part of Suckaberg's yellow pages cold calling habit, ended as a fruitful phone therapy session for Suckaberg. When he was in trouble by himself, or just fretfully anxious about life in the big city he called up his phone therapist for help or advice on the matters at hand. Due to intervention of the Dan's stabbing Bob in a fit of jealously over his status of Suckaberg's therapist, Suckaberg and him had a falling out.
For awhile when Suckaberg worked at Burger Shot their relationship began to look up, Bob was beginning to trust him again and was willing to take him on as a patient again. That was until the climax of B-Anon's conspiracies where Suckaberg once again was the source of injury to Bob. During a meeting with Shelly in regards to the powder burgers Bob was an unintended casualty of Suckaberg's two-weeks-notice grenade.
==Enemies==
Four Tee
While probably not considered a full on enemy or rival, as Suckaberg and Four Tee have been seen working together with the Dan's, he is wary and nervous around her after an encounter with her while hitch-hiking.
McCingle Dan
Despite being his uncle through Fingle, Suckaberg and McCingle are always at odds with one another to the point where McCingle has made himself Suckaberg's nemisis upon shooting Suckaberg in his larynx, rendering him unable to speak in his usual upbeat fast voice for awhile. In return Suckaberg made Fingle pity him so much that he turned him on McCingle. They proceeded to hunt down McCingle resulting in a bloody gun fight where both Suckaberg and McCingle ended up on the ground.
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