Gnomeo

Gnomeo is the male lead in the 2011 Disney classic Gnomeo & Juliet. The main plot point surrounding him is that he is so goddamn fit and everyone is in love with him. unfortunately he's graftin juliet, when he could have me. 
god i want him so bad 
== Character Summary ==
Oh god he is sexy, gnomeo is one hot gnome. So hot in fact I would leave my current life to lead the bdsm life of my dreams with him. gnomeo is so undeniably seductive, I begin to question whether he is a temptation from the gods themselves, to test my vow of abstinence.
=== Personality ===
Gnomeo has got a wonderfully crafted personality, he is charismatic and caring, and no doubt the talk of the town. His tenderness in his actions can often times be missed, with his overall abrasiveness. However, I just know he is a sweet soul, with a heart full of compassion and love. And maybe.. he has a darker, kinkier side in bed too. One can only hope. 
He would, in fact, not call me a slur. He would hold my face in his large porcelain palms and kiss me oh so gently against my lips, then tell me the world cannot keep up with the light I bring to it. 
== Why I would let Gnomeo have his way with me ==
A common misconeption is that Gnomeo would be gentle, and careful in bed. I believe this to be false! I indeed think that his top 3 results on BDSM.org would be Dominant 100% Brat Tamer 100% and Sadist 100%. Knowing this information no doubt sets your nether regions a flame, don't worry, it did for me too ;) I will now go in depth as to why I would let Gnomeo use and abuse me in bed for his own pleasure. His strong, masculine frame makes every fiber in my body ache and pulse at the thought of his touch. The seductive smirk he displays and his accent makes me writhe in pleasure as I play this movie in the background of my lonely nights with my fingers. If he were to be a real man, I would spend the rest of my days slaving away for him, at his every beck and call. Anything for my true love.
=== Relationships ===
Man-kini - Gnomeo and Man-kini have a strong and deep bond. They are seen everywhere together. However I have already taken care of this interference in mine and Gnomeos relationship. Man-kini is no longer an issue =)
Juliet - I fucking hate you you goddamn worthless bitch die bich die i hate you you dont deserve him hes MINE stay away ddont you dare ever talk to gim or look at him or smell him or kiss him again you gaslighting stank ass motherfucking hoe he deserves better than you he loves me die die die bihtc
Sargon of Akkad - They are were good friends as they have fought many battles together. Sadly he was killed by an unknown individual that is soo sad =)