Not-Joe's Nightmare Trip

At his home, young 12 year old Not-Joe went to walk into his bedroom, where his guinea pig and bunny was. To his surprise, they both grew into giant, human sized animals overnight and as he stood there in shock, they looked at him, confused by his reaction. Suddenly, Not-Joe woke up in his bed, early in the morning, and his pets were normal size.
Not-Joe: "Oh. I was dreaming."
Wind blew his window open and the Big Bad Wolf peaked his head through, staring at Not-Joe!
Big Bad Wolf: "I'm gonna eat you!"
Not-Joe: "AAGHH!!!"
As the Big Bad Wolf started crawling through the window, Not-Joe ran through his house and out the front door! He ran down a bunch of streets, took a bunch of left and right turns, and the Big Bad Wolf was running really fast, chasing him! He was determined to eat Not-Joe! Not-Joe ran to his Grandma and Grandpa's house and burst through the front door, then shut it behind him and locked it with a toothbrush. No one was there except for his gym teacher from school. His gym teacher was washing his cellphone in the kitchen sink with water coming down from the faucet.
Not-Joe: "Help me! The Big Bad Wolf is after me and he's almost here!"
His gym teacher: "What?"
Not-Joe: "The Big Bad Wolf wants to eat me!"
Not-Joe's gym teacher couldn't hear him over the running water.
Not-Joe: "Wait, hold on!"
Not-Joe took out his own cellphone and dialed his gym teacher's phone to tell him about the Big Bad Wolf, but the teacher didn't recognize the phone number, so he declined the call. Not-Joe sighed.
Not-Joe: "Ah forget this!"
Not-Joe ran down a hallway at the back of the house with two doors. He opened one of them and Plank-Ton was standing in a room with his big gorgeous chest in the air, smiling at Not-Joe.
Plank-Ton: "Wanna have sex?"
Not-Joe: "AAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!"
Not-Joe screamed then slammed the door shut, then as the Big Bad Wolf kicked down the front door, Not-Joe opened the other door in the hallway and it led to outside. Not-Joe ran through the backyard and down a ton of roads, all the way to a campground him and his grandparents go to during the Summer, and they were sitting on lawn chairs, in front of a really nice campfire, and there was a stranger none of them even knew sitting with them on another lawn chair for no reason. Not-Joe sat in front of the campfire on a lawn chair as well, starting to relax, having escaped the Big Bad Wolf. Suddenly, an RV pulled into the campsite next to Not-Joe grandparents', as loud dance music played from the RV until it parked. Then a straight couple got out of the RV and started unpacking. The man was fat and had long black hair and the woman was really skinny and had short hair. They looked like Invader Zim characters.
Not-Joe's Grandpa: "Those must be our new neighbors."
Not-Joe's Grandma: "I hear they're demonic."
Not-Joe: "They're WHAT?"
One of Not-Joe's friends walked out of the couple's campsite smiling.
She said: "You guys should come over to this site! It's a ton of fun!"
Not-Joe talking to his grandparents: "Don't do it! It's a trap!"
Not-Joe's friend turned into fog, because she was just an illusion. The demonic couple slowly walked into Not-Joe's grandparents' campsite, creepily chanting: "Evil triumphs, evil triumphs," repetitively.
As they were still chanting, they walked over to the stranger that was chilling next to Not-Joe and his grandparents and the demonic couple tore the stranger's arms and legs off his body(no blood shown) while also punching him in the stomach and his gut!
Not-Joe: "We have to get out of here!"
Not-Joe's Grandpa got in his truck, saying: "Don't worry! I'm starting my truck and it'll be able to get us away from them safely and nothing will go wrong!"
He inserted a key into the truck but it refused to start.
Not-Joe's Grandpa: "Or… Maybe not…"
Not-Joe's Grandma pointed to a camper they had on their camp site, saying: "Quick! Into the camper!"
They ran into the camper and locked the door behind them, they made sure all the windows were locked too. However, the windows were made of glass! The demonic couple broke through the windows like superhumans and they reached for Not-Joe, trying to grab him!
Not-Joe: "AAAAGHH!!!"
It was all a dream and Not-Joe was brought back to the real world… Not-Joe was at Nickelodeon Studios and was pitching a cartoon to a couple of intimidating executives.
Not-Joe: "It's called TEENy Tiny Ants."
Executive 1: "I don't get the concept."
Nor-Joe: "Well, you see… They're ants, and they're teens, and they go to highschool."
Executive 2: "I like it. Say, come back here tomorrow with an episode transcript and if we dig it, we'll greenlight the series."
Not-Joe was enthusiastic about the opportunity, then on the next day, he returned to the studio and handed the executives a sheet of paper. The executives were taken back.
Executive 2: "I love it!"
Executive 1: "This is amazing!"
Not-Joe looked over at the sheet of paper and there was just a bunch of scribbles on it.
Not-Joe: "What?! But I didn't write that…"
The End???????
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