Wardummy

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
The WARDUMMY was an earily attempt at designing a mechanized 
soldier for the purposes of war; one of the first designed by the U.S. 
government using wholly mechanical; non paranatural phenomenae; designed
 to be tele-electronically animated from a “core” central processor.''
This
 model contains gyroscopic mechanisms for stabilization and miniaturized
 hydraulics for propulsion, with two “hands” that roughly function as 
dextrous appendages and can be replaced with firearm attachment/usage 
mechanisms.''
The most impressive mechanisms are contained in
 the head, comtaining two highly advanced miniaturized televisual 
cameras; a high-fi speaker and speech synthesizer, and a glistening 
“reciever dome” for contact.''
The prototype was 
abandoned due to the extensive costs of production and issues with 
functionality compared to traditional soldiers. Its mechanisms were 
durable, but prone to breakage outside of artificial settings; and its 
physical strength and stability beyond its usage of firearms were below 
average even at peak condition. ''
It was given to the 
G.U.F.F. as a “present” despite its seemingly non-anomalous nature. It 
has been used as a conduit for contact with computer and 
electrically-based subjects due to its low functionality; as a 
telemetrically operated manipulator of unknown subjects; and as a 
mechanism for deeply; deeply stupid pranks.''
Through its
 usage in our programs; it has gained a singular anomalous property by 
unknown aggregate  means. It is currently indestructable, durable beyond
 conventional and many anomalous means; and if destroyed or lost will 
appear immediately afterwards in foundation custody.''
It has been called our “mascot” by many members, and this writer would not contradict that…
== Author Commentary ==
I couldn’t quite figure out anything super-creative for this 
hypothetical-warbot. So I decided to make ‘em the Foundation’s 
equivalent to Buster from Mythbusters! Tho, sadly, I haven't detailed much testing with 'em yet...
As per usual with G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
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