Shrek vs Jason

We're making it out of Shrek's swamp with this one.
Beat: The Mad Hatter 2
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
JASON VOORHEES
VS
Uh…… Shrek?
Sure?
BEGIN!
=== Shrek: ===
BEWARE, OGRES are known to roar the hardest!
Rip apart this scarred kid like your score with Jarvis
A scornful large-headed deformed corpse stalking cabins
And by far the ugliest muppet to take Manhattan!
I'm facing a savage with a hatred for shaggin'
I can relate, as they say: better out than in
A shamblin' traumatized ghoul filled with fury??
Well that's just the nicest thing to come out of New Jersey!
=== Jason: ===
Resurrected once again, death is nothing to me
And with each new life, threats becoming more weak
Revenge of a youngling deceased, punishing heathens is my profile
Then how come this freak acts like the overgrown child?
Leave the heads of teens cleaved from their necks clean,
I'd impale you by the gut, but that'd take a whole week
Too putrid for humans, but too benign for your kind
You're the only cryptid in the woods that no one wants to find
I'll tank your jabs, then slash; my machete to your knees!
You couldn't show more ass if you bought in Eddie Murphy!
I'll ice you, Shrek; A menace even in the vacuum of space
Smash open your skull, consider it a favor to your face
=== Shrek: ===
That'll do, donkey. Now I'll crush it like MacNeal
Your lines are leaving me breathless! Well I know how you feel
Your death was real bad, it woulda been different if up to me
Because I would have tied cinder blocks around your feet!
The MPAA killed ya, the one villain to reduce his blood spillin'
Nowadays even my films are less safe for children!
You schlocky hack, hockey mask wearin' body-snatcher 
Bastard of a mommy slasher, hogging her sod-ridden cadaver
One punch from my fists will crumple your wilt skin
I turn records gold when I spin it: Rumpelstiltskin!
I've attacked dragons, I can handle being under fire
This ain't the only time you been outclassed by a Mike Myers!
Damaged and half-witted, how you're born like that is unclear,
Though how you violate your sister— I think I've got an idea!
So run to Pinnochio, I know that talk you'd enjoy,
Because you can sympathize with never being a real boy
=== Jason: ===
My mother kills, true. That's just what a parent's love can do
You have as many good movies as parents that don't love you (two)
This saddened recluse attacks intruders because he's awful at talking
Plus abandonment issues + You're a Scottish Goblin
Your flicks would've been flops without riffs and jests
Since your romance with Fiona gives me one more reason to hate sex
You're just Katzenberg's angered vent and fairy tale slander
Mike couldn't even change up impressions, you Fat Bastard!
The only time you see your own pops is when he eats his own sons. 
Quite close, huh. That's Fee - fi - fo - fucked
I'll cease the family deets, it just hasn't been fun yet
Since peeling back your layers makes me weep— guess you are like an onion.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-
(The logo gets stabbed by Jason's machete.)
AHHH!!!
*dying* Battles of history…