Telephone

Telephone by Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé is featured in First Steel of the Ninja, the first episode of Season One. It was sung by Rochelle Brooks and Karen Boonchuy.
While Rachel is posting up recruitment posters for New Directions in the girl's bathroom, Rachel greets Rochelle and takes notice of her after seeing her enjoy the Empire State of Mind performance. She attempts to recruit Rochelle and goes to put up some more posters but as Karen puts in her headphones and sings along to Lady Gaga's Telephone, Rochelle realizes the true potential and breaks into song with Karen. Mid-performance, Sue comes into the bathroom, and yells "SHUT UP!" Karen then tells Rochelle that the event never happened or took place and storms out of the girl's bathroom.
== Lyrics ==
=== Short version ===
Karen:
Hello, hello, baby, you called
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say, say
Wha-wha-what did you say?
Are you breakin' up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy
Rochelle:
K-Kinda busy
Karen:
K-kinda busy
Rochelle and Karen:
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy
Rochelle:
Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy
Karen (Rochelle):
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Karen:
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: I'm bus—)
=== Full version ===
Karen:
Hello, hello, baby, you called
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say, say
Wha-wha-what did you say?
Are you breakin' up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy
Rochelle:
K-Kinda busy
Karen:
K-kinda busy
Rochelle and Karen:
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy
Rochelle:
Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy
Karen (Rochelle):
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Karen:
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: I'm busy)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Ow!)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Rochelle: Ooh-whoaa!)
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
Rochelle and Karen:
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! (Rochelle: Oh!)
Karen:
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Rochelle: Hey-hey!)
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
Rochelle and Karen:
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Karen:
Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Calling like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer
Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing
Rochelle:
Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station, ye
(Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be dancin')
Dancin' (I'll be dancin')
Dancin' (I'll be dancin')
Tonight I'm dancin' (Karen (with Rochelle): Tonight I'm not takin' no calls; ['Cause I'll be dancin'])
Karen (Rochelle):
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
(Left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
(Ooh, I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Karen:
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Rochelle: Oh, I'm busy)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Karen: Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone 
Call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
(My telephone)
(My-my-my telephone)
('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)
(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)
(My telephone)
(My-my-my telephone)
('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)
(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)
(We're sorry, we're sorry, the number you have reached is not in service at this time. Please check the number or try your call again)