Valerie Frizzle versus Mary Poppins

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Valerie Frizzle versus Mary Poppins is the twelfth battle of the second season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the twenty-seventh overall.
== Battle Information ==
AccordionChick as Valerie Frizzle
Molly Brown as Mary Poppins
Beat by HarryPotter2875
Released on February 16, 2014
== Lyrics ==
Poppins:Why don’t you get to the back of the bus, Rosa Parks!Better than Nanny McPhee, you’ll be turning red like Karl Marx!You versus me? I’d rather be facing a chair!You're just a weirdo with a lizard and ridiculous red hairThe wheels on your bus go round, but so will your brainWhere do you even get your clothes? They're straight up insaneCan’t handle the heat, oh, are my lines making you frown?Take a spoonful of sugar to help these dis raps go down.
Frizzle:Stop with the singing, Mary, it's childish and obtuseI'm the greatest teacher of all time! Fighting me is no use!Better put on your seatbelt because you’re in for a bumpy rideAs I always say, bitch, you’re going to get frizzled and friedMr. Banks must've been straight up broke, to go to you for helpMake yourself disappear for good and perform an actually good spellYou're a wicked witch of a bitch who thinks she's the perfect clichéSpitting verses so sick that you’ll wish you stayed home today
Poppins:Even the sound of your name is just something quite atrociousAnd I’d go on about your dresses but I don’t want to sound precociousCall me one of those dinosaurs because bitch, I'm ferociousMy diagnosis is insanity or as I like to say, psychosis!You can call me what you want, but here's what should be discussed:The innocent people who are forced to deep-throat a school bus!Let me mention that you use magic as well, you queer hagYou're just a super-cali-fragile-istic-expiali-douche bag!
Frizzle:Call this a run on the bank because I'll be running you over!This bus will do his stuff and then you'll lose your composure!I'll chimney sweep your ass, and then cover you in sootYou're a mess, Mary Popzits, so meet your ass and my foot!So take your stupid umbrella, and fly far far away!No children should have to be babysat by you ANY day!I'm blinding you with science, you're just a nanny and a toolRemember when you face a teacher you’ll get lyrically schooled
== Trivia ==
TBA
Category:Storm Five
Category:Season 2