2021

2021, also known as 2020: Episode 1 was a failure of a year. Nothing good happened, as it pretty much is a continuation of the previous year, 2020 (obviously). The Coronavirus still had an iron grip on the UnWorld with its endless cycle of torture. The next year would be 2022, obviously.
==Religion and Politics happen ==
*January 1 - The last year, 2020, did not end.
*January 5 - A messiah by the name of Edgar McNotwario warns about the End of Days, and how that Chuck Norris was coming for us all!
*January 6 - The messiah Jesus Christ tells everyone on live television from United States Congress that the words of Edgar are LIES! But also always be prepared for rapture. Wario I mean Edgar counter-attacks by getting all his followers to attack the Capitol building with armed artillary. He was detained. UnAnything also turned 11 years old, horray!
*February 14 - Love is in the air. Several birds drop dead from the sky because the love suffocates them.
* Feburary 15 - Beef producers in Texas release all their cows as Abraham Linocln declares all Texan cows to be free. He was later re-assassinated that president's day.
*February 19 - Edgar McNotwario is sentenced to life in WaJail for mutiny.
*February 24 - Edgar McNotwario escapes WaJail just under a week... somehow.....
==Things become more boring...== 
*March 5 - Heavy Weapons Guy makes the largest Sandvich in the world and beats the old record of George Lopez's by 3 inches.
*March 14 - Pies and π become sentient, causing chaos for 3.14 hours exactly.
*April 9 - The Amish pay their 300 year old phone bill, which came to be a total of $12. (That used to be a lot of money!)
*April 11 - Mario is awarded the best shame award for being the best shame.
*April 20 - Hitler's clone celebrates "his own" 132 year old birthday by invading Poland again. He was soon arrested for trespassing.
*May 26 - Slime rain occurs on Jupiter, making the first time it rained slime 3 years on any of the planets.
*May 14 - UnWar III happens.
*June 11 - An image is DMCA'd from the wiki.
*July 4 - North Korea buys 7 million catgirls to show he's better than the US on the United States of UnAmerica's birthday, making this the largest purchase of slaves since that time Gex was in Christopher Columbus's backyard.
==Things become WILD!==
*July 7 - Mario's Shadow steals Mario for five nights.
*August 30 - The Great Amogus Plague of 2021 occurs.
*September 17 - Squid Shame officially released for Netflix.
== ...Too interesting ==
* Bluth 1: Pauline Vulpes invents a month for the 23 days before Christmas.
==Things become CANCELLED.== 
*Oktoberfest - (There is no Oktoberfest. Go home Medic.)
*Halloween - (There is no Halloween. Stay home Pumkin.)
*Hanukkah - Actually there is Hanukkah and the world celebrates it. Horray for Judaism!
*Christmas - (There is no Christmas. Go freeze to death Santa.)
*New Years' Eve - (There is no NYE. Go discover a new element Billiard Nye.)
And so the year ended without any holidays.
Category:2021
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