Minnie Mouse

Minerva Carly-Ann Judith Mouse (née Criatura) is the ex-girlfriend of Mickey Mouse. She was born and raised in Mouseton, Calisota, and met Mickey in high school when she was 14 and he was 16. They dated. Then they got almost got married at 21 and 23, respectively. Even though Minnie kept getting older, her body never aged past 21. 90 years later, Minnie broke up with Mickey since he stopped paying attention to her.
At age 111, shortly after Minnie broke up with Mickey, she was arrested after Donald Duck found her sleeping with Louie Duck, a 10-year-old boy. She was sentenced 60 years in a women's prison and was forced to eat burnt toast for every single meal. She cried a lot and got beaten up by the tougher, fatter prisoners.
When she got out of jail at age 171, Minnie used the Chaos Emeralds to turn herself 14 again. It's unknown why Minnie chose to do this, since we already mentioned how her body doesn't age past 21.
Strange, isn't it?
Anyways, she later began abusing Pluto because the Emeralds were turning her crazy. She also began dating Mortimer Mouse, who she married when she turned 21... again. They got divorced after she beat the shit outta him.
She also signed on with Record Label to release a 12-track album, Dinner with Minerva. No one liked it.
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