Friendship (2019)/Transcript

== Transcript Movie Clip 1 ==
Mr Frown: Question. You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
Puppycorn: Seven. A.M. case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I got to kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30
Mr Frown: you’re ready.
Puppycorn: Really?
Mr Frown: No. Everything you just said was insane, and we are out of time. Congratulations. You’re a failure.
Puppycorn: Oh.. I failed, did I?
Mr Frown: Yes
Puppycorn: Did I?
Mr Frown: Yes
Puppycorn: Did I?
Mr Frown: Puppycorn, Where is this going?
Puppycorn: Where it’s going is I don’t need you. I’ll put this date on myself!
Mr Frown: yourself?
Puppycorn: That’s right, Frown, myself! So why don’t you take your little failure, roll it up sideways and-!
*Puppycorn sees the clock at 10:35 PM*
Puppycorn: Okay, crap, I got to go.. screw you though
== Transcript Movie Clip 2 ==
Mr Frown: Seduce me
Puppycorn: you?
Mr Frown: Seduce me..
Puppycorn: What, Frown? I ain’t gonna-!
Mr Frown: SEDUCE ME!!
Puppycorn: Right! Right, okay.. Hey there, good lookin’. I got a bucket of chicken.
*Mr Frown snaps Puppycorn*
Mr Frown: I’m not one of your friend chicken tramps! I’m a woman. I like my men dangerous. Mysterious. You want to be my lover?! Earn it. Seduce me!