Great Cornholio

The Great Cornholio is the King of Bungholio. His real name is Beavis. He has no bunghole, yet he needs T.P. for his Bunghole. HE IS CORNHOLIO! HE NEEDS T.P. FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!!! He really is a strange guy indeed. HE IS CORNHOLIO! HE HATH NO BUNGHOLE!!!!!
He is a very crazy person, who drinks a lot of coffee, and eats high sugar pasty and pastrys ust to skip school, and rest, instead of doing hard, Algebra homework in UnSchool. You have to do 2 books of homework everyday, and he hates it, because he thinks it takes 5 hours, when it it's just 1 hour to get all of it done.
== History ==
===Early Life===
The Great Cornholio is the son of the First King of Bunghole, whose homeworld is Lake Titicaca. Born as the son of the First King and Queen of Bungholio, he was always a rather nice son, carrying out the work that his father and mother often did. Unfortunately, Lake Titica was under siege by the Decepticon Army's Red Links, so his parents rocketed him to a random area on Earth in an escape pod. Upon landing on a random area on Earth, he was adapted by a farmer and his wife, who gave him the name 'Beavis'.
===Settling in and the Return===
As the years went by, 'Beavis' started to grow better into society, where he became friends with another teenager named Butt-Head. Together, the two of them went on a number of adventures, even meeting Peter Griffin at one point. These adventures were made into a TV show called Beavis and Butt-Head. However, it was not until the time that their Television got stolen that the Great Cornholio would make his return. During a trip via plane to Las Vegas, 'Beavis' came across an old woman who gave him special pills. These pills suddenly triggered Beavis's transformation back into the Great Cornholio. With the power of OVER 9000 bungholes pulsing throughout his body, the Great Cornholio caused a path of destruction throughout the United States of UnAmerica. He flooded the Hoover Dam, distracted the FBI, made it into the White House and got angry with Richard Nixon, and prank-called the Pentagon into setting up Defcon 4.
After all of that, the Cornholio went in and partied inside Hank Hill's camper to celebrate. However, the FBI believed that he had a deadly superweapon, so they surrounded the Cornholio. Cornholio paced around the place talking to himself and recited the chant of the Almighty Bunghole. Cornholio then decided to trick the Feds. He took a metal box out, wrote 'X-5' on it with a sharpie pencil, gave it to the Feds, and the rest of that event became history as Cornholio had apparently 'saved the world'. Cornholio then went back home with Butt-Head, so that he could spend the rest of his life with him. The next morning, he went to work at Burger World. While he was at work in Burger World, some guy came along, took him out of Burger World and sent him off to Nicaragua, and then Mexico. Cornholio then escaped back to Nicaragua, where he would then form the nation of Bungholio, with him as its ruler.
===Bungholio and finding true love===
As leader of the Bungholio nation, the Cornholio saw that his goal was to lead them against the enemies of the world, including the Decepticon Army, whom had invaded his homeland of Lake Titicaca and killed his parents. The Bungholians and Decepticons engaged in a massive fight that ended with the Decepticon army surrendering. After the fight was over, the Bungolians hosted a huge political party in a bid to try and get Cornholio to become the president of the United States of UnAmerica, but it didn't work out well.
A while later, he came across a girl named Louise Halevy, whom he fell in love with, and got married to. But then she ditched him, and he wasn't happy.
== Trivia ==
*He once had a film made about him.
*HE NEEDS T.P. FOR HIS BUNGHOLE! (Duh)
thumb|right|A recap of the above events.
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