We Can't Do Anything

We Can't Do Anything is the fifth song featured in Journey Beyond Sodor.
== Lyrics ==
: Theo: Nobody gets it right the first time.
: Lexi: Everybody makes mistakes
: Or goofs or gaffes!
: Theo: We were put together
: In a flurry of excitement
: Lexi: But look at us now!
: What are we like?
: You simply have to laugh!
: We're unusual
: We're unique
: Theo: In other words, she's saying
: That we're freaks!
: Lexi: Built by geeks!
: Theo: We're experiments gone bad!
: Lexi: In other words, whoever designed us
: Must be mad!
: Theo: Too many funnels
: Or too many cogs!
: Lexi: We knew a guy who was built
: To run on logs!
: Theo: Too many wheels
: And gears and rods!
: Lexi: It's no wonder that we look so odd!
: Theo (spoken): "Give me a prod!"
: Theo and Lexi: But what can't we do?
: What can't we do?
: What can't we do?
: ANYTHING! It's true!
: Lexi: We're originals!
: We're one of a kind!
: We're upside down
: And forward to behind.
: Theo: We're experiments gone wrong!
: Lexi: This yard's the only place
: that we could ever belong!
: We always try to do our best,
: Sadly we rarely pass the test!
: Theo (spoken): "I made a mess!"
: Lexi: Give us a job!
: Give us a task!
: Whatever it is, you'll be sorry
: That you asked!
: Theo and Lexi: But what can't we do?
: What can't we do?
: What can't we do?
: ANYTHING! It's true!
: Merlin (spoken): "Ooh, ooh, ooh! I can do something!"
: Thomas (spoken): "Merlin?"
: Merlin: Invisibility on!
: I'm invisible, or can't you see?
: "Who said that?"
: You ask. It's only me!
: You look surprised, but have no fear!
: It's just a little trick
: To make myself disappear!
: Thomas: *coughs* *screams*
: Merlin (spoken): "Hello again!"
: Lexi and Theo: We're lumpy and bumpy
: We haven't got the puff
: They tried to make us better
: But sometimes enough's enough!
: We're wobbly and knobbly
: And awkward in reverse!
: If practice makes you perfect
: we're the ones they never rehearsed!
: But what can't we do?
: What can't we do?
: What can't we do?
: ANYTHING! Its true!
: Lexi: We can't do ANYTHING!
: That's true!
: We can't do ANYTHING!
: Merlin: But we can try!
: We can give anything a try!
: We will give anything a try!
: Isn't that right?
== Characters ==
* Thomas
* Theo
* Lexi
* Merlin
* The Log Engine (does not speak)
== Locations ==
* The Experimental Engines Yard
== Voice Cast ==
=== UK/US ===
* Darren Boyd as Theo
* Lucy Montgomery as Lexi
* Hugh Bonneville as Merlin
== Locations ==
* The Mainland
* The Experimental Engines' Yard
== Trivia ==
* This is the only song in Journey Beyond Sodor of two things:
** The only song that Thomas does not sing in.
** The only song to feature the same singing cast in both UK and US dubs (aside from Thomas's minor speaking roles).
* The YouTube release cut from the steam clearing to Merlin appearing next to Thomas.
== Goofs ==
* Thomas' driver's hand clips through the cab door.
* Lexi is not steaming when she sings ‘in other words whoever designed us must be mad.’
== In Other Languages ==
Language 	Title
Hungarian	Mi semmit sem tudunk
Japanese 	きっとやくにたつ?
Russian 	Что можем мы?
Spanish 	Yo así soy