Moonshine Madness (Speedy the Porcupine)/Script

Speedy: "Wow! A colorful and vibrant amusement park with disco! That's cool!" *runs to the place*
Kate: "Hello, Speedy! My name is Kate! I am the feline leader of the Moonshine Merrymakers!"
Ivy: "Felon leader? OH NO! THEY'RE GOING TO ROB US!"
Kate: "Feline leader meaning cat leader. That's what feline means."
Ivy: "Oh." *walks away*
Speedy: "Nice amusement park right there by the way. Who made that?"
Kate: "This amusement park made by David's mom and dad with their construction worker team may seem ordinary at first, but to us, it’s special, because it’s our headquarters. Now let me show you the interior. By the way, Lucy told me about you!"
Speedy: "SHE did? The money hog?"
Kate: "Yep, the Lucy that is your classmate. Simon and I are her cousins!"
Swift and Ava sneak around the place
Kate: "This is our marvelous Eggman fanatic stuff!"
Speedy: "You even have Badnik servants!"
Kate: "That's thanks to Darcy the brainy puppy."
Darcy: *dog sounds* "Hello Speedy! It's nice to meet you!"
Swift: *whispers* "Oh no! Speedy!"
Mia: "We have Badniks to protect us, and Badniks to play with us and other people we meet!"
Darcy: "I reprogrammed them myself."
Kate: "As queen of the Moonshine Merrymakers, I'm going to let my friends choose who will be our princess. Or in other words, my right hand woman."
Everyone: *looks at Mia*
Mia: "Thank you!"
Kate: "Mia is my right hand woman now!"
Swift: *gasps* "Not you too Mia!"
Ruby: "While Kate's away, Mia will take over her. If not, she will definitely make sure all of us are safe."
Kate: "Now for our council reveal. I'm the queen, Mia is the princess, Ruby is the cook, Darcy is military leader and brains."
Speedy: "That ain't no council."
Kangaroo Kid: "It is to us, so relax and enjoy your stay here!"
Speedy: "The Kids to Play With website really recommends you. Of course there's a high chance I will enjoy my stay!"
Kangaroo Kid: "Good to know!"
Mia: "So what do you want to play?"
Speedy: "Hyper Mark Adventure!"
Motobug: *gives Speedy a copy of the game*
Speedy: *puts it on the Snap and plays the game*
Kate: "Wow! I didn't know video games could make waterfalls, dinosaurs, and everything look so real and cool!"
Speedy: "Told ya the Snap has amazing games!"
Mark (in game): *captures the dinosaur*
Kate: "You could become even those that aren't your enemies?"
Darcy: "My dad made this game! Both of my parents are so cool!"
Speedy: "May I have a Burger Queen Whopping 8 Ounces Burger? And also all DVDs of every PoriferanBoy Roundshirt seasons?"
Motobug: *gives them to Speedy*
Speedy: "Fries of flavors everyone wants?"
Kate: "Cheese!"
Aardvark Girl: "Sour Cream!"
Darcy: "Flower Cream."
Ruby: "I got one of Cream's flowers, so wanna put that on your fries?"
Darcy: "Not that!"
Ruby: "OK, who wants Cheese, who wants BBQ, and who wants Sour Cream?"
Everyone raises orange, green, and red flags for each flavor, with orange meaning cheese, green meaning sour cream, and red meaning BBQ
Motobug: *gives everyone their fries*
Speedy: "I want barbecue!"
Motobug: *gives Speedy barbecue*
Speedy: "This Motobug is smart! Now let's all watch and relax!"
Swift's Mind: "I've gotta warn dad about this."
Later that Night...
Moonshine Merrymakers: *dancing with Speedy*
Speedy: "No one's opposing us, making this best night ever even better!"
A loud swooshing sound was heard at the entrance
Speedy: "Woah!"
Kate: "Who are you? You're not allowed-"
A dust cloud formed at this site, and when the dust cleared
Mia: "You are...."
Sonic: "That's right! It's me, Sonic!"
Mia: "Dad? How did you get here?"
Speedy: "Party crasher!"
Kate: "Chili Dogs?"
Sonic: *facepalms*
Speedy: "Don't destroy these stuff!"
Sonic: "Even after retiring, this egghead still manages to find ways to intrude himself into my life."
Ruby: "We reprogrammed these robots, so don't worry."
Sonic: "Oh well..."
Ruby: *gives Sonic a donut*
Speedy: "Members and friends only, Sonic! So scram or you will get chronic."
Kate: "Chronic the Cancer!"
Every girl laughed
Abby: "Aardvark Artist Abby coming through!" *creates a poster*
Sonic: "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up." *eats Ruby's donut and enjoys it* "You know, this is actually really good! Hey Ruby!"
Ruby: "You may have my donuts!"
Sonic: *chuckles* "Looks like you have a place to demonstrate your cooking talents on, after a-" *looks at the poster* "Roasted Hedgehog, food full of protein inside a can. Only 4 dollars! That's not funny, you jerks!"
Abby: "You're the jerk because you won't let us be Eggman fanatics!"
Lulu: *bursts in* "Roasted hedgehogs? Take my money!"
Abby: "OK! Here!" *tries grabbing Sonic by the quills, but fails, since he moved away fast*
Lulu: "Not Sonic! Even dogs know that Sonic should not be prey! They'd be screwed over then."
Sonic: "Hey! For almost 30 years, I've foiled all of Egghead's evil schemes, which could've affected even your parents had I not stopped him! You should be thankful that I did what I had to!"
Speedy: "Maybe I should play Egghead. That game was loved for its 30s graphics."
Mia: *realizes what Sonic has done and cries hard*
Sonic: "So please-"
Mia: "Sorry dad!"
Sonic: "Mia?" *kneels down to her*
Mia: "Kate, tell them to stop being mean to dad."
Kate: "HE is your dad? Fine, anything for you. We love you more than we hate him anyway." *gets the microphone* "OK, girls, stop insulting Sonic!"
Sonic: *he watched Kate as she does this and then tenderly hugs Mia*
Mia: "It's the least I could do dad!"
Sonic: "Hey..." *he smiled*
Mia: "After all, you're my dad."
Sonic: *smiles even more, then looks around the amusement park and the robots once again, making him reminisce all his years of fighting the idol of the Moonshine Merrymakers, then sighs* "It's been so long..." *stands up and crosses his arms* "Eggman roboticizes animals-"
3 Hours Later...
Moonshine Merrymakers: *sleeping except Mia who was playing with the red porcupine*
Sonic: "Well... I guess I'll give these girls a chance."
Speedy: "Thanks, Sonic. They're really good friends!"
Mia: "Wake up, Kate!"
Sonic: "Heheh..."
Kate: *yawning* "Did we forget to protect the Badniks?" *then gets alerted by what she said* "THE BADNIKS? ARE THEY SAFE PURPLE GIRL?"
Sonic: "Maybe."
Mia: "Sonic did not even bother destroying them. I made sure everything was right."
Sonic: *goes to the microphone* "I'll let you all off the hook, girls."
Everyone cheers
Sonic: "Under one condition. My son Swift will be checking up on you every now and then so that you don't go off the rails. In other words.. don't insult my legacy for my younger daughter Mia."
Mia: "Don't insult my dad my friends!"
Sonic: "You should be grateful I saved the world as much as I did."
Speedy: "Where's Swift?"
Sonic: "He's at home. But had it not been for him, I would've never found out your group existed in the first place."
Kate: "Three cheers for the safety of our Eggman fanaticism! Hip hip!"
Everyone: "Hooray!"
Kate: "Hip hip!"
Everyone: "Hooray!"
Kate: "Hip hip!"
Everyone: "Hooray!"
Sonic: *gives them a thumbs up* "Cool!" *ahem* "Now then, I gotta get back home. Oh, and Mia?"
Mia: "What?"
Sonic: "Don't be late for bed."
Mia: "When I joined this club, I pledged to sleep from 1pm to 9pm, so that we can wake up at 9pm and be ready to have some fun."
Sonic: "Do you mean AM?"
Mia: "No. We are the Moonshine Merrymakers, young girls who play with other people at night. The boys sleep at a "normal" time to wake up early."
Kate: "They're called the Sunshine Sports. They take over our club from 6am to 8am, and 1pm to 6pm."
Sonic: "Oh, OK. Wonder if Swift has found out about them yet."
Speedy: "He did. Rudy, Curd's little brother is part of this club. If she knows, I know, and if I know, Swift knows."
Kate: "We don't ever sleep throughout the weekends. Neither do the boys. Thanks to Darcy's mom and the pill she made to remove the bad effects of not getting sleep, even sleepiness, we're able to stay up the entire weekend."
Sonic: "Hm..." *realizes* "Dang it, kids! We don't need drugs to stay awake- aw, forget it. See ya later gals!"
Kate: "The party continues!"
The rave continues
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