Roasting and Boasting (Survivor's Version)

I know this is lame. I'm better at roasting in rap battles, but whatever. Here we go!
Sage, from Rise of the leashed dogs/heroes, sighed. She was with a bunch of other OC's. Even ones she didn't like.
"Hey! I heard there was gonna be a book on the Mary Sue's!". Ink from False Truths beamed. "You'll be on the front cover Sage!".
"Ooooooh.". Some dogs murmured at the roast.
Sage growled. "Yay! And you'll be on the front cover for Physco's!".
Ink rolled her eyes.
Flame from Rise of the leashed dogs/heroes, growled. "Leave Sage alone, Ink.".
"Hello, Mr. Steal your girl.". Austin from Longpaws told Jay.
Jay from Longpaws rolled his eyes. "At least I'm smooth.".
Eleven from False Truths grinned at Sycamore cheekily.
"Oh look at me! I'm Eleven! I act like I'm smart, while I'm to caught up in Elavmore to pay attention to anyone!". Winter snarled.
"Hmm. Yeah. Too bad your crush died before you could even have a ship name.". Eleven smirked.
"Oooooh.". Some dogs said.
Tequlia rolled his eyes. "Anyways. Men are better at roasts than Women. We are the best.".
"What? The best at being arrogant? Puffing your chest out?". Georgette asked sarcastically.
"Uh. No! Males are better than Women. Were stronger, and females are weak.". Tequlia replied.
"Weak at what? Being stupid? Yes, I suppose we are weak at that.". Eleven smirked.
"Ugh! Whatever you want to think. Dumb females. We are super smart and strong. We know better than you.". Tequlia growled.
"Better at being rude? Mabye you. Not the females. Or the kind males. But you. And your sexists friends.". Shallow rolled her eyes.
"Just because you can't get any of the amazing ladies for a girlfriend doesn't mean you have to be rude.". Georgette roasted him.
Lachie grinned. "You know I got your girlfriend for a while. She was under my smile.". Even though Lachie is one of the best characters, I had to make him say sometjing arrogant.
"Yeah, in spite of your girlfriend. You know I took all the glory. And it was for love.". Jakey roasted back.
"Georgette..I still love you..". Austin told Georgie.
Georgette sighed. She loved Jay. "K..".
"Every kiss begins with K.". Austin grinned. 
"Too bad ugly begins with U.". Georgette smirked. Her and Jay fist bummed.
Everyone else.
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