Sylph Says

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* Laxio demands that you obey his every command as proof that you are a friend to the sylphs. First, /poke his back to scratch an itch.
* By touching Laxio, you have been afflicted with a sylphic curse that turns one's skin to moss. /examineself and ascertain its dire effect.
* The curse was a lie; Laxio was only fooling you. Express your adulation and /congratulate him on his brilliant ruse.
* Your sense of humor pleases Laxio, who now welcomes you to Little Solace with wings outspread.
==Objectives==
* /poke Laxio.
* /examineself before Laxio.
* /congratulate Laxio.
==Script==
script 	script
 	
Laxio 	Walking one may dance many dances, but this one still doesn't like walking ones! Why? Because walking ones don't listen! That's why!
Laxio 	If walking one wants to be friend to this one, walking one should listen, and listen good! This one has itchy spot on back. Walking one should poke it.
 	
Laxio 	This one has itchy spot on back. Walking one should poke it. And not too hard! This one has sensitive fibers.
 	
Laxio 	Tee hee! Walking one fell into trap! Touching this one turns walking ones' skin into moss!
Laxio 	Tee hee! Mossy one's skin turns greener and greener! Mossy one should examine self to see how silly mossy one has become!
 	
Laxio 	Do walking one's ears not hear? This one said walking one should poke this one's back!
 	
Laxio 	Tee hee! Mossy one's skin turns greener and greener! Mossy one should examine self!
 	
Laxio 	Hee hee hee! Walking one is so silly! There is no curse, silly one!
Laxio 	This one tricked silly one good, yes? This one is smart. Silly one should congratulate this one for being so very smart.
 	
Laxio 	Does walking one's brain turn to moss, too? This one said mossy one should examine self. What is mossy one waiting for?
 	
Laxio 	This one is smart. Silly one should congratulate this one for being so very smart.
 	
Laxio 	That's right, silly one! This one is very, very smart one. Silly one is smart to know this.
Laxio 	Silly one makes this one laugh. This one likes to laugh. Maybe silly one is not so bad, after all.
 	
Laxio 	Silly one is no fun! This one tricked silly one. Silly one should congratulate this one for being so very smart.
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Gridanian Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV