The BTFOtming

The BTFOtming happened on May 25th, 2020. The world had been under quarantine for multiple months and stuff was getting weird. The Otm, not a stranger to the bewildering during the best of times, was the first to truly crack. 
It began with the Otm making a relatively simple, if not odd, claim:
* His second favourite food from Wendy's is a baked potato.
This was met with a small amount of mockery and laughter, as none of us had realized the Otm was an 85 year old woman. It would have shortly ended there had the Otm not swiftly doubled down in an attempt to defend himself by making another claim. That claim led to more arguing, and another claim. He continued to double down on each new claim until he had compiled a list of posts so bizarre that they shook the very foundations of the Internet. 
A rough compilation of things claimed by the Otm the afternoon of May 25th, 2020:
* His second favourite food from Wendy's is a baked potato.
* He prefers baked potatoes because they are something he can eat while he drives.
* He eats a baked potato with one hand like a hot dog.
* Baked potatoes are ideal for driving food because you don't need to look at them.
* He used to wear shoes in the shower partially to prevent his feet from getting dirty.
* The shape of his body changes inches at a time on a daily basis.
* He needs to constantly buy new clothes to adapt to his constantly changing body shape.
* Clothes must never accommodate fluctuations in body shape, they must be "supportive".
* But sometimes you don't want support (?).
* He doesn't want skin tight pants, but they can't be loose either.
* The size of his feet changes on an hourly basis.
* This is all because he drinks five litres of water a day.
As a result of the backlash he suffered, the Otm was forced to wildly defend himself all afternoon. It may have been the longest someone has ever spent on the back foot in recorded history. He was renamed to the Swelling Potato Boy in the GDG thread. To be fair, as is his way, he mostly outlasted his insulters by sheer strength of will. Strength of will and Wendy's baked potato."HE NEEDS WOOD PANTS TO SUPPORT HIS MAGNUM DONG AND SO THERE IS NO GIVE AND HE NEEDS MULTIPLE WOOD PANTS A DAY OK?"