Microsoft Mary

Microsoft Mary is a text-to-speech voice from Windows, and she is considered to be Microsoft Mike's sibling, due to their voices being similar. Despite her name, she does not seem to have a direct connection to Microsoft.
== Physical Description ==
Mary is presented as a stick figure with a big head, kind of deformed face, yellow eyes, and brown hair.
Before The Story Continues, Mary didn't really have an established look, although when the camera switched to her, an image of the Epic Face was used. Also, when she turned into a zombie, a browncoat zombie from the original Plants vs. Zombies was used as the image.
== Personality ==
Not much is known about her personality, other than the fact that she is utterly annoyed by Microsoft Sam's shenanigans. Of course, she would also get utterly horrified and furious because of Mike's death. Mary seems to share her brother's goal for people who have wronged them to get retribution. Despite this, she knows when to drop grudges, although depending on the circumstances (ex. Sam), she has a harder time letting things go.
As a zombie, she follows Dr. Zomboss's orders without hesitation. Her thirst for retribution is still a thing, although since she's a zombie, these grudges never go away.
== History ==
At some point in the past, Mary and Microsoft Sam enter Mike's universe, not knowing who actually created it. The three end up living together in the same house. But due to Sam's ego, Mary and her brother often have a very hard time trying to be friends with him. There's even a joke where Sam says that Mary talks like a man, but it is definitely not as major as the one where Mike talks like a lady. Then one day, a week before the ClassicSamVideos channel starts, it all utterly breaks. One day, Mary looks in her closet, and mysteriously, it is filled with Mike's clothes instead. She then walks out to see Sam and Mike arguing about the same but different thing with Mike's closet. Sam is acting like this is some huge discovery, but the two of them are confused and angry and pin the blame on Sam. Sam denies this, saying that he wish he knew who did this because it is hilarious. They force Sam to sort it all out, under threat that his burritos will be eaten. This prank was actually done by the universe's godhead, Mr. Afterlife, who wanted to test Sam to see if he can see Mike and Mary as expendable.
On July 1st, 2023, when Mike dies due to a "zombified" Sam under Dr. Zomboss's orders, she starts to object before getting killed herself. They both end up in the Afterlife, and so does Dr. Zomboss, because Sam didn't actually turn into a zombie and he killed him, too. Now, Zomboss wants them all to kill Sam. The god of the Afterlife, Mr. Afterlife, revives them with no hesitation since he wants Sam dead, too, and because Zomboss asked nicely. But after that, Zomboss turns around and infects her and his brother with the Zombie Virus, so they can follow his orders without question. They try to attack Sam with mild success, but they die instead.
Mary and Mike ask Mr. Afterlife to revive them so they can try getting their revenge again, but Mr. Afterlife says that Sam is defeated, but not in the way that they think. Now that their usefulness ran out, he plans to keep them here forever, but then Sam arrives in the Afterlife after dying, and interjects. He recognizes Dr. Zomboss as the true villain, and he apologizes to the two siblings for killing them both two times. Even still, Mr. Afterlife refuses to revive anyone...until he finds out that Zomboss loves pineapple on pizza. He totally switches gears and revives them all under the threat that he will take care of things himself if they fail. Sam tries using his weapon, the Killing Machine, but it fails against Zomboss due to it being downgraded. While Sam tries to upgrade it in the house, Mary and Mike are infected by him once again, prompting Sam to escape via ROFLcopter. When he comes back and kills Zomboss, he prepares to read errors in peace, but Mary and Mike confront him to kill him. Mary claims that they aren't doing it because they're zombies, but they're doing it because they hate him. However, Sam just kills her and Mike with the Killing Machine before they could do anything.
Later, Mr. Afterlife ends up killing Sam himself because he still wanted him dead, and Sam retaliates by killing him with the Killing Machine. Mr. Afterlife drops the Orb of Light upon death, which grants Sam the power to revive himself. Mary is now under the impression that she and Mike are stuck in the Afterlife forever, but to her shock, Mike confesses that he is the creator of the universe, and how Mr. Afterlife is a clone of himself. Mike tells her that they need to confront Sam and make a deal to share the world, having ever-lasting peace. Since she's always hated Sam, she refuses to accept, but since it's clear that antagonizing Sam even more will result in a never-ending loop of revenge, she eventually agrees on this. Meanwhile, Sam gets the feeling that something's wrong, writes a note for any stragglers to read, and escapes to Windows Private Island via ROFLcopter once again. The island has very tall steel walls around it, but a Doom-shroom can easily make a hole in the wall. The only person Mike can think of that has those is Crazy Dave, so Mary and Mike go to his place. When they meet him, Mike makes up the lie that Dr. Zomboss is threatening to kill him and he needs some of them. Crazy Dave gives him only one, because since Zomboss apparently sees Mike as a threat, he thinks he has plenty of plants, and just needs a Doom-shroom to catch Zomboss off-guard. Despite Mary's worries. one Doom-shroom can easily make a hole big enough for them to cross, so the two siblings set off to the private island...
They have trouble trying to find the island, however, as they don't know the exact coordinates. All they had to go off of was the map of the universe, and they were searching in so many places. This would go on for nearly 3 months. But then, they learn of the fact that Mr. B and Sam started up the series again, and when Mike got the chance, he hacks into one of the errors to make it so that if Sam clicks a certain option, the coordinates of the Private Island get sent to him. Later, on October 5th, they use the Doom-shroom on the steel wall and blasts a hole to successfully enter the island, but they don't expect to see Mr. Afterlife alive and well. Since Mr. Afterlife requests that he send Sam to the Retcon Room, Mike lets him do so since he is the godhead. They witness Sam trying to fight him and shoot Mr. Afterlife with his new ROFL-47 Machine Gun, but he is eventually banished. After Mr. Afterlife does that, Mike asks him if he can escape the room, because it is mentioned that the Killing Machine was sent there as well, and he deduces that he can use it to escape. Mr. Afterlife assures him that he has just placed a wall of titanium to block the door, but literally right after, he decides to confirm that he switched around the clothes in their closets.
== Appearances ==
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* Episode 1 - Zombified
* Episode 2 - Evil Sam
* Episode 3 - For Real This Time
* Episode 4 - Defeat of the Boss
* Episode 5 - Sam's Defeat
* Episode 7 - The Truth
* Episode 10 - The Story Continues
* Episode 13 - Cruel Mike's Thesis
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