Club Penguin and Bloons TD Meet

It was a summer morning and as usual, it was cold, like any other summer day. An igloo door opened and a grumpy penguin walked out, slammed it shut, and went to the Pizza Parlor to get breakfast.
"One pizza, please." he muttered to the waiter.
"Want any toppings?" the waiter asked.
"NO!" he answered loudly.
"Sorry to say this but can you please calm down?" she asked patiently.
"Fine, I guess. Today's just a bad day because this is when the local pranksters pull pranks on me" he said quietly.
"Oh." she said.
The waiter rushed into the kitchen, whipped up a pizza in 5 seconds, and rushed out.
"Here you go, sir." she told him.
"Thanks. Here's a 50 coin tip." he said back, winking.
"Thank you. This will go into the Coins for Change well in the winter" she told him, happier than before.
He quickly ate it, ran out the doors and into the Snow Forts, and hid behind a tower, making sure that he can aim the pranksters and give them the prank of their life.
"Ready to shoot. One, two, three!"
BAM!
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BAM!
Dart Monkey, the current leader, shot at the bloons and they all popped.
"Yes!" he shouted frantically.
Meanwhile, the bloons were mumbling to each other.
"Hey, Rainbow Bloon #42, are you annoyed by that brat of a monkey?" Red Bloon #987 asked.
"Yeah. We should get Camo Bloon #1, #2, #3, #4, and #5 out." he answered.
"Great. Now he won't see him and he'll lose lives!" the red bloon said happily.
"Yu-- look out! Dart Monkey's gonna pop ya!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.
SMACK!
"Owww ... that had to hurt."
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"FIRE!" the pranksters yelled.
They threw a snowball behind his back.
"HEY! This is what you get, you jerks!" the victim yelled.
THROW!
"Hey, what are those made of because it hurt!" the pranksters asked, upset.
"Steel. Fresh, cold, hard steel." he said.
"CHEATER! I'm gonna report you to the moderators so they can exile you to a different world!" they yelled, enraged.
They contacted the moderators and in a blink of an eye, he was handcuffed for throwing the steel snowballs.
"'Kay, cheater. You're gonna be exiled to the Bloons world 'till you learn some manners!" the moderators croaked.
"Uh oh." he gulped.
FLASH!
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"Missile Launcher, fire the missile at the M.O.A.B. in approx. 10 seconds. I'll be upgrading the Monkey Beacon and saving up for the Super Monkey." Dart Monkey explained.
"Sir, yes, si--" he stuttered.
FLASH!
"Ooh, where am I?" the ol' penguin said.
"Hey! It's a non-tower! Must be a bloon! FIRE!!!" yelled Dart Monkey, firing.
"I'm not a balloon-thingamaji-- hehhehheh!!! That tickles! Hehhehhehhehheh! STOP." the penguin said.