Jesus Christ (Cyanide and Happiness)

Jesus Christ is a major protagonist in the Cyanide and Happiness franchise.
He's the incarnation of the theological character of the same name of the Cyanide and Happiness franchise that sometimes appears on the theme of theology and he is also the son of God and a friend of the Twelfth Apostles.
He's voiced by Brendan Blader.
== Personnality ==
Jesus and an honorable and calm character, but he can sometimes be an arrogant jerk. For example, he kills a gay couple after one of his followers reports them.
Jesus can die many times on the cross in several times that it arises. The first is that he left holes that prevent him from holding his objects properly, although his holes allow him to cheat by playing hide and seek. Jesus also apparently died on the cross to be able to make a play on words "raise like bread".
Despite his sympathy, Jesus can be vengeful, he is intolerant of misfortune that seeks to oppose his native country, the best example would be that he improved his cross to make it a weapon of defense to protect Israel from Roman hegemony.
== Appearance ==
Like his theological counterpart, Jesus has a Caucasian skin with hair, a brown beard and two black dots as eyes, he has a white dress with a red belt and he has fine curves that make offive of arms and legs.
== Biography ==
=== Role in the comics ===
To be added
=== Role in the shorts ===
==== Footsteps ====
The shorts begin when Jesus is talking to a man dressed in red explaining his major part of his life when he thinks back to his life on the path he traveled with him, Jesus explained to his friend that he would have an easy and simple life, having seen two sets of footprints in the sand.
Jesus walks with him and his son to explain to him about the difficult things when times were darkest for looking back for a series of prints.
Jesus wishes his son to ride him to amuse him in the sand and whips him with his crown of christ to tease him and Jesus rides his son until sunset.
==== Take this ====
The short begins from where Jesus gives him bread with one of his Apostles for his body, then he gives him wine to the second Apostle for his blood, He then gave spaghetti to one of his Apostle for his hair and thus gave a watermelon to one of his Apostles for his head.
Then he gave these Apostles no food but sausages, a slice of bacon, a banana and a slice of pineapple. After giving food for his body to ten of the Twelve Apostles, one of them shows Jesus that his plan should work. But one of the Apostle detects the presence of the Romans, hiding to be spotted, the Romans find the false Jesus and the crucified, seeing that Jesus is finally spared by the Roman hegemony and that his rescue plan to walk thanks to the help of his Apostles friends.
When the inhabitants see Jesus flying, but the latter is none other than his food representation that will be eaten by birds.
==== The Last Supper ====
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==== Tiny Style 3 ====
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==== Look at me Daddy ====
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==== Jesus Christ Supersoldier ====
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==== Lights Out 5: The Grateful Dad ====
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== Trivia ==
* While Silly pretends to be Jesus Christ during the Holy Toast events. The real Jesus Christ would never have done such a thing to starving people (like the hungry child), but we know that he is funny and sympathetic and that he does heroic things to protect his country and his friends from the Roman hegemonies as seen in the shorts Take This and Jesus Christ Supersolider. As the Jesus seen throughout the shorts was an impostor. If a comic board would have been imagining the fight between Jesus and Silly, Silly begins sadistically torturing Jesus with his dirty hands, but Jesus dodges this attack and invokes his cross improve by invoking a burst of nails in the direction of Silly to kill him. If this evil clown is the first to be responsible for his religious misfortunes, it is a mistake that will cost his life.
== External Links ==
* Jesus Christ on Cyanide and Happiness wiki
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