Roméo Ntwari

Roméo Ntwari PC MP CC (born September 13, 20xx) is a Canadian model parliamentarian who has been Minister of National Defence since MPSP24. He was formerly the Minister of Canadian Heritage and tourism and Opposition house leader in MPSP2023. He was elected to represent the riding of Châteauguay–Lacolle in MPSP2023 for the Guide Party and then re-elected in MPSP24 for the OBarbie Party. 
== Political Career ==
===MPSP24===
On November 4, 2023, Ntwari confirmed on the X network (formerly Twitter) that he intends to run for MPSP24 as a candidate for the Barbie Party. As the Barbies and OHares merged into the OBarbie Party, Ntwari became the incumbent candidate for the OBarbies in Châteauguay–Lacolle. 
On November 22, 2023, Ntwari was re-elected in the Canadian federal election of MPSP24 in Châteauguay–Lacolle with more than 70% of the vote. This was one of the highest score of the poll. As the OBarbie Party won the plurality of seats, Ntwari was then a member of the government. 
In Cabinet
On January 13, 2024, Ntwari was named as the minister of National Defence in Prime Minister Rose Dagenais’ new government. His mandate letter included the supervision of the Horses Armed Forces. He was notably in charge of granting controversial pardons to The Kraken, Team Rocket and Wario Wopez. On January 16, 2024, Ntwari confirmed on the X network to have banned Rick Astley from entering Canada and sued the artist for Rick-Rolling Canadians. This caused a scandal as the Small Party party's Rick Astley caucus strongly opposed it. 
First sitting day & Minister of National defence
On the first sitting day, Ntwari first rose in the chamber to debate the government Bill c-2. During that speech, he was called to apologize for using unparliamentary language after referencing the Small Party Party to the “Small PP”. 
During Question Period, Rick Astley caucus members went off on him, to which hands in pockets, he replied : “We will take no lessons from these Frenglish Rastleys members Madam Speaker.“ This created lots of heckling from both sides of the house and took a minute for the Speaker to regain order in the house. He then continued with “my mom always told me to eat beans, it’s good for the eyes. I invite the members opposite to eat more of those because they clearly have no vision for this country”.
Questioned by the Big Tent Shadow Minister of National Defence, MP Montgomery, on the reason why his government decided to grant pardon to Team Rocket, he said : “ Because I'm the Minister. I made the decision. And an OBarbie's decision can’t ever be doubted.”
In Opposition
Second sitting day & 3rd party opposition MP
At the end of the first sitting day, the OBarbie Party lost the confidence vote on its government Budget bill and then Big Tent official opposition party was invited to form government. The OBarbie Party renewed its name as the Ken Party and became the 3rd party under the leadership of Fareedah Sadek and Caelin Mayhew. Ntwari was named critic for Foreign Affairs and Ethics. The day before, the two opposition parties motions had pass and Ntwari first rose on a point of order calling for the Speaker to remind the house that the previous Big-Tent and Small Party motions M-1 and M-2 were non-binding resolutions and the Speaker did so. 
Later on, Ntwari would accuse the new 7P Government's minister of National Defence Ragy Missak of lying. As he was asked to retract the unparliamentary language by Speaker Shailee Shah, Ntwari stated : “ I am a man of principle. I will never apologize for saying the truth ”. Following that, he was kicked out the House of Commons floor. During the afternoon, Missak and Ntwari would become the speaker’s worst nightmare as they kept interrupting the proceedings with point of orders accusing each other of using unparliamentary language. Near the end of the day, Ntwari became leader of the Ken Party and renamed it back to OBarbie Party, its original name. 
At the end of the sitting days, Speaker Shailee Shah said Ntwari was her favourite MP. During the closing ceremonies, Ntwari received the highest level of the Order of Canada, companion order, from the Governor General of Canada, Keith De Silvia Legault.
===MPSP23===
At the approach of the MPSP23 Canadian federal election, Ntwari won the Guide Party nomination in the riding of Châteauguay–Lacolle. Ntwari has declared to have gotten into politics to save Quebec's tourism sector and preserve Canadian heritage against piracy movement. On November 25th 2022, Roméo Ntwari won the election in Châteauguay–Lacolle with 40% of the vote. 
In Cabinet
On January 14, 2023, Ntwari was appointed Minister of Canadian Heritage and Tourism for the GST (Guide-Seal-Taylor) coalition government. In his mandate letter, Prime Minister Nicholas Guindon tasked Ntwari to introduce the MECA bill (Making Entertainment Canadian Again) to replace Netflix with Netguide.
First sitting day & Minister of Canadian Heritage and Tourism
On the first sitting day, the Guide caucus ministers were mostly silent to the benefit of the seals and taylors ministers. However, mid-afternoon, when Ntwari raised in the chamber to debate the No name party's Motion M-2 to oppose the renaming of Lake Superior to Lake Soup, he created amazement in the chamber when he declared : “as the minister of tourism, i’ve talked with many Ontarian tourism sectors and they all agreed on one thing - they-do-not-like-soup.” As the motion passed after independent MPs voted in its favor, he then shouted “bunch of elitists” before being called to order by the Deputy Speaker. During QP, when questioned by the pirate shadow minister of elitism on why the guides have supported seals and taylors elites, minister Ntwari then replied : “the reason is simple: the seal party and the taylor party were the only parties without a predetermined leadership team, not so sure i can say the same about your elitist caucus”.
In Opposition
Second sitting day  & House Leader of the opposition
At the end of the first sitting day, the GST coalition government lost the confidence vote and the Pirate-No Name coalition went on to form government. This time, guides and seals merged and created the Navy Seals Party of Canada which would become His Loyal Majesty’s Official Opposition for the whole second sitting day under the leadership of Hannah Wiedrick. Wiedrick appointed Ntwari as the Opposition House Leader. In that role, Ntwari strongly criticized the newly formed pirate–No Name coalition government. 
Questioning the Minister of Justice on Bill C-2 that would allow illegal pirate ships on Canadian territory, the minister agreed to withdraw this section of the bill. Moments later, Prime Minister Edginton fired him from the cabinet. Ntwari mocked this reaction. Later on, it was during Question period that Ntwari would call out the Pirate-No Name coalition government as he called it a forced marriage. He also asked then No Name Party's leader the following legendary question : “ Will the Deputy Prime Minister of Misguiding Canadians stand up, prove some leadership and scrap this absurd coalition ? Yes or no ? Oui ou non ? Ark Ark Ark? ”
At the end of the parliamentary session, Governor General of Canada Lewis Wilson granted the Order of Canada to Roméo Ntwari.