Windows 5 RTM: The Lost Windows Editon

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You know windows, the operating system, we all know and use. Well what if I told you there was a windows 5?? This lost editon is not fake. I got it from a website. It was real. The website got removed in a day, I downloaded it no one else did. Decided to hop into vmware and install windows 5 and there was red goo from your body. Yes. BOOGIE LOST OA OB DE. So while I was installing a notification showed up. Saying run for your life description - YOU CANT RUN and the icon was windows 7 dead with blood. Confusing? I thought it was made in 2000. It turned out that someone else made it. Then a error (yes a error) somehow popped up saying "YOU CANT RUN" from vmware. I thought it was a glitch. It turned out that the os somehow breaked out from vmware. I forgot to turn something off. Then my windows 10 suddenly flashed. I decided to restart. It somehow added something to my startup folder decided to go there. There was nothing. I EVEN TURNED ON THE HIDDEN FILES. IT WAS NOT WORKING AT ALL. So then I realized that the iso took over my PC. I had a backup PC. sadly that broke 10 years ago. I had no choice but to delete the VM. Guess what. It would not let me. So I manually deleted the VM files. While I was deleting I found a file named virus.exe. When I was about to delete it my mouse started moving everywhere from side to side and pos to pos. And it killed explorer. Forced shutdown my pc and it downgraded to windows xp, which was windows 5.0. Not windows 5. point 0. It was normal until I tried to open explorer. It is back to windows 10 the virus.exe file was there again I tried deleting it. Got me back to XP. I was thinking maybe I should go to task manager. Opened task manager deleted a process and got to 10 and it let me delete the virus.exe. Thank god I do not want to install that, never again.
Download; why would you want to download this? plus it got deleted.
The owner of windows 5 (not microsoft) was arrested. And everything was back to normal. whenever I see a windows 5 download. I'm not going to download it. Neither should you.
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Category:Windows