It's a Super Sponge Christmas!

It's a Super Sponge Christmas! is a stand-alone special episode of Super Sponge. The episode premiered on 12/24/23 and was written by Not-Joe. 
== Plot ==
A villain wearing a Santa costume goes to rob the mall! 
== Transcript ==
(At a small magic store inside the Bikini Bottom Mall.) 
The Sand Witch was standing behind a cash register, holding a megaphone. 
Sand Witch: “EVERYONE! VISIT MY MAGIC STORE FOR SOME GREAT CHRISTMAS SALES!”
Carl (the fish) walked up to Sand Witch, holding a soda bottle.
Carl: “I'm interested in buying this… But why does it say frog juice? I don't wanna pay 10 bucks for a beverage that tastes like frogs.”
Sand Witch: “I assure you it doesn't taste like frogs. That'd be disgusting, and I only sell high quality products.”
Carl: “Hmm… I don't believe you.”
Sand Witch: “Then try it for yourself.”
Carl: “I will!”
Carl opened the bottle and took a sip of it.
Carl: “Oh, it actually tastes like apples… AAAAAAAA!!!!”
Carl suddenly transformed into a tiny mindless frog!
Frog: “Ribbit.”
He hopped away.
Sand Witch: “Told you it doesn't taste like frogs! That's what you get for doubting my sales ethics…”
(Super Sponge intro is played.)
The scene opens on an outside shot of the Krusty Krab.
French Narrator: “Ah… Zee Krusty Krab. Three days before Christmas.”
(In his regular square pants) SpongeBob burst through the front doors, into the dining area.
SpongeBob: “Merry Christmas Eve Eve, Squidward!”
Squidward: “There's no such thing as Christmas Eve Eve!”
SpongeBob: “Sure there is. The day before Christmas Eve is the third most jolly day of the year.”
Squidward: “I thought it was payday.”
Squidward rolled his eyes, as SpongeBob walked into the kitchen.
SpongeBob fired up the grill.
SpongeBob: “Today, you and me, Grillie, are gonna make some Christmas miracles for all the hungry customers!”
He began flipping patties…
Suddenly, a bunch of sea urchins entered the restaurant through the front doors! Behind them, walked Plankton!
Customers: “AAAGH!!!”
All the customers were panicking, as the sea urchins began chasing them!
Mr. Krabs came out of his office.
Mr. Krabs: “What's going on out here?!”
Plankton: “I'm back, Krabs! Give me the Secret Formula so I can rule the world, or else I will let my army of sea urchins destroy the entire restaurant!”
Super Sponge: “Not if I can help it!”
SpongeBob flew out of the kitchen window, wearing his Super Sponge inflated pants! He was holding a plate with a big pile of Krabby Patties!
Super Sponge: “If you sea urchins are hungry, try this!”
He began dropping each of the Krabby Patties down to the floor, as all the sea urchins stopped wrecking havoc, and ran over to eat the Krabby Patties!
Super Sponge: “And there's more where that came from, if you critters are still hungry.”
Plankton: “Drats! Foiled again! Can't I at least win once, during the Christmas season?”
He sighed and walked through the exit.
Plankton: “It's the same darn thing every year.”
Mr. Krabs: “Yeah!! And don't come back, ye little one eyed pest! Hahaha!”
Super Sponge: “Hmm…”
(The next day…)
SpongeBob and Patrick were at the Bikini Bottom Mall.
SpongeBob: “Alright, buddy… You and I have to find a good gift for our friend. Where do you think we should look, Patrick? …Patrick?”
SpongeBob looked over and Patrick was inside a little steak house restaurant, eating a huge plate of BBQ ribs.
SpongeBob: “Patrick! Get over here!”
Patrick got up and stumbled over to SpongeBob.
Patrick: “Sorry. I got a bit distracted.”
The owner of the restaurant sprinted towards them.
Owner: “Hey! Your fat friend ate all the food in my restaurant! Someone has to pay for it!”
SpongeBob: “I'm really sorry, sir!”
Owner: “SORRY ISN'T A TYPE OF CASH!”
SpongeBob: “You can have my credit card.”
SpongeBob handed him a card.
Owner: “THIS SAYS GOOFY GOOBERS ON IT!”
SpongeBob: “Oops! Wrong card. Here you go.”
SpongeBob gave him an actual credit card. The owner swiped it through a machine, and SpongeBob's name appeared on a screen.
Owner: “Hey wait a minute! Aren't you the same guy that ran over my mailbox once?”
SpongeBob: “No. That couldn't have possibly been me. Wait…”
(Flashback.)
SpongeBob was taking a driving test in a boat with Mrs. Puff in the passenger seat.
Mrs. Puff: “SpongeBob! Slow down!”
SpongeBob: “LALALALALALALA-”
The restaurant owner was watering flowers in his front yard.
Just then, SpongeBob drove the boat into the restaurant owner's mailbox!
Owner: “HEY!!”
(End of flashback.)
SpongeBob: “Oh… Uh…”
Owner: “Nevermind that! Just get out of my sight!”
“AAAAGH!!!” Yelled someone in the mall.
Patrick and SpongeBob (aka Super Sponge) puffed up their inflatable pants, and flew over to the center area of the mall!
There was a short, chubby fish wearing a Santa costume and realistic Santa mask, surrounded by a gang of even shorter fish dressed in elf costumes! The fake Santa was holding a big bag of money!
Cashier in the background: “Help! That guy stole my money!”
Fake Santa: “This money is mine now!”
Super Sponge: “Dressing like Santa to rob a mall?! That must definitely put you on the naughty list!”
Fake Santa: “I don't care! With this bag of money, I could buy myself any present I want!”
Super Sponge: “Yeah, well it's not the same as when you actually get gifts from Santa.”
Patrick: “And now, we gotta take you down!”
Fake Santa: “Not if my elf minions take you down first! …Attack!!!”
The fake elves held up small laser guns and started trying to shoot at them! Super Sponge and Patrick hid behind a dining table that was knocked over on its side!
Patrick: “Would you guys settle for a candy cane?”
Patrick held up a candy cane. A laser one of the fake elves shot at them ended up hitting the top half of the candy cane, completely vaporizing it!
Patrick: “Guess not…”
Super Sponge: “Look, Pat!”
Super Sponge pointed at a Christmas themed store in the distance.
The scene cuts to a few seconds forward in time, showing just the side of the table all the fake elves could see, as they were still shooting at it. But nothing else was happening!
Fake Santa: “Hmm… What are they up to? Get closer to them.”
The fake elves walked closer to the table.
Just then, toy robots and remote control toy tanks came out from behind the table, shooting lasers at the fake elves!
Fake Elves: “AAAA!!!”
Super Sponge and Patrick appeared flying around, holding a bunch of Christmas tree lights on strings, and started wrapping the lights around the fake elves, defeating them!
Fake Santa: “Grr!”
The fake Santa took off in a jetpack!
The scene cuts forward in time to the fake Santa randomly deciding to run into the magic store in the mall. No one else was there… Until the two heroes showed up!
Super Sponge: “Not so fast!”
Fake Santa: “Alright, then! Let's do this!”
The fake Santa took out a huge candy cane, which was actually a sword! He swung it towards Super Sponge! Super Sponge leaped into the air, dodging the sword! Patrick tried to hit the fake Santa, but in the middle of his attack, Patrick lost his balance and stumbled forward, falling to the ground!
Fake Santa: “Ha!”
He was about to hit Patrick with the sword! At that moment, Super Sponge swooped back down and flew into the evil Santa, making them both crash into a table which had a purple colored crystal ball on top of it!
The crystal ball shattered in slow motion! Many pieces of it flew all over the place! One piece of it zapped the fake Santa with some type of laser, which completely froze him in place! A different piece of glass from the crystal ball shot Patrick and Super Sponge with some type of blue colored light!
Suddenly, Super Sponge and Patrick got teleported to a huge desert! There was fog all around them. 
Super Sponge: “What the heck?”
Patrick: “Where are we?”
Super Sponge: “I don't know, Patrick.”
They started walking towards a human man the same height as them, who had a long, gray beard and was standing in the fog, in the distance.
Super Sponge: “Hello? Uh, sir?”
As they walked closer to him, the fog started to clear.
The man talked to them in a nice voice.
Man: “Greetings, strangers. I'm Saint Nicholas. Who are you?”
Super Sponge: “Uh, I'm Super Sponge and this is my friend Patrick… Did you say you're Saint Nicholas?”
Saint Nicholas: “Yes. That's my name.”
Super Sponge: “OH MY GOSH! YOU MUST BE THE ORIGINAL SANTA CLAUS!”
Patrick: “SANTA CLAUS!!!”
Saint Nicholas: “Santa who?”
Super Sponge: “DO YOU RIDE A SLAY?”
Patrick: “OR HAVE FLYING REINDEERS?”
Super Sponge: “OR RUN A TOY FACTORY IN THE NORTH POLE?”
Saint Nicholas: “I hate to disappoint, but I think you fellas have me confused with someone else.”
Super Sponge: “No, we know who you are!”
Patrick: “We've heard all the stories!”
Super Sponge: “We've heard about how you gave money to a poor family's daughters while they were sleeping at night!”
Saint Nicholas: “Dangit! I didn't want people to find out about that.”
Super Sponge: “Why not?”
Saint Nicholas: “Because I wasn't trying to become a hero…”
Super Sponge: “Then why did you give them your money?”
Saint Nicholas: “I just did it because it was the right thing to do.”
Super Sponge: “Mister Saint Nick… My friend and I don't know where we are, and we're trying to return home.”
Saint Nicholas: “How did you end up here?”
Super Sponge: “We accidentally shattered a magic glass ball and it sent us here.”
Saint Nicholas: “Did it have anything to do with… This?”
Saint Nicholas held up a small piece of purple glass.
Saint Nicholas: “I found this piece of glass earlier today.”
Super Sponge: “Let me see that.”
Saint Nicholas gave him the piece of glass. As Super Sponge held it, it started emitting a bright blue colored light.
Patrick: “Woah!”
Super Sponge: “I think this will get us home.”
Saint Nicholas: “Good luck, kind strangers!”
Super Sponge: “Thank you, Saint Nick!”
They all waved bye at each other, as the light coming from the piece of glass got brighter, and Super Sponge and Patrick were then sent quickly hurtling through a purple colored space tunnel! There was a white flash of light!
(The next day…)
The underwater sun was shining bright on Bikini Bottom, as there was snow everywhere and kids were playing in it! Christmas carolers were going door to door! Little kids were waking up and finding tons of presents under their Christmas trees!
(At the Bikini Bottom Jail.)
Officer Nancy pressed a button, opening the bars to a prison cell Jumbo Shrimp is standing in.
Officer Nancy: “We decided in the spirit of Christmas to let you out of your cell.”
Jumbo Shrimp: “YAY!!!”
Jumbo Shrimp went to run. Then Officer Nancy pressed the button again, shutting the bars right in front of his face.
Officer Nancy: “Just kidding!”
Officer John: “Good one, officer Nancy.”
The cops laughed at the villain's expense.
(At the Chum Bucket.)
Plankton was sitting around, miserably.
SpongeBob: “Hey, Plankton!”
SpongeBob entered, walking through the front door.
Plankton: “What do you want, SpongeBob? I'm busy sulking!”
SpongeBob: “I have a present for you.”
SpongeBob walked over to Plankton and held out a little object in wrapping paper.
Plankton: “Is there a bomb inside?”
SpongeBob: “No. Just open it.”
Plankton: “Hmm…”
Plankton grabbed it and took the wrapping paper off…
Plankton: “A snow globe?”
It was a snow globe with a mini replica of Bikini Bottom inside it.
SpongeBob: “I figured since you're always talking about wanting to rule the world, I could give you your own little world to own.”
Plankton: “It's…”
Plankton started tearing up.
Plankton: “It's the most thoughtful gift anyone's ever given me… I couldn't have asked for a better foil to my plans than you, SpongeBob.”
(Blushing) SpongeBob: “Aw, shucks.”
(Bubble transition.)
The underwater sun was setting above SpongeBob's pineapple house. Gary was curled up in a ball next to SpongeBob's bed.
SpongeBob laid down, wearing Christmas pajamas.
SpongeBob: “Goodnight, Gary…”
Gary: “Meow.”
SpongeBob: “Merry Christmas.”
SpongeBob smiled and fell asleep.
The End.
== Trivia ==
* This episode chronologically takes place before the Super Sponge Season 2 finale.
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