Too Many Lines: A Two Lines Special Event

Too Many Lines: A Two Lines Special Event is the 14th and 15th episode of Two Lines, and the 1st and 2nd episode of Season 2.
==Transcript==
(The episode opens at Barg'N-Mart. SpongeBob and Sandy are in line to check out after having shopped for Christmas gifts for other Bikini Bottomites.)
Sandy: Y'know, SpongeBob, this is probably around the time where I'd tell you that whatever plan you've got goin' on is dumb, right?
SpongeBob: Uh-huh.
Sandy: Well, this time... I think you've done good for once. I mean, sure, we may have said more than two lines at this point, but who's to say that's a bad thing? We've got gifts for almost everyone else in Bikini Bottom, and that ain't something that can easily be summarized in such a short amount of time.
SpongeBob: Aww, thank you Sa-- Wait... You said we've already spoken more than two lines? Well, how many HAVE we spoken at this point?
Sandy: I think around... maybe four or five by now?
SpongeBob: (gasps) SANDY, WE CAN'T DO THAT! WE CAN'T GO OVER TWO LINES! WE CAN'T!
Sandy: Well, why not? I think it's a bit silly that we're limited to such an artificially short time frame to share our thoughts, ain't it?
SpongeBob: (yelling, distressed) NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO ME!
Sandy: Well I think you're being as cuckoo as the cuckoo bird in a cuckoo clock. If something bad really happens to you, I'll believe it when I...
(Suddenly, SpongeBob explodes into a million pieces. All of his blood and organs splatter across the Barg'N-Mart, covering the entire store.)
Sandy: ...see it...
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