Dungeons and Dragons

Musical guest - Dierks Bentley
special guest - Zoey Deutch and Bill Nye
Act 6 - an audience member (played by Chosen Jacobs) introduce Dierks Bentley
== Quotes ==
Nathan: Hector, I think you might be [visuals cut to Hector running around with a sword, wearing a pot on his head] playing too much Dungeons & Dragons.
Hector: I am Titanius Angelboy, fancy man of KaBloomy.
Jodie: what are you doing here?
Shannon: well, it smells like garbage, I’m a cohost you see, not some talentless amateur from the neighbourhood city who thinks what she’s doing
Jodie: but I’m doing a joint performance with the singing siblings!
Shannon: sorry, I can’t chat, I gotta go, laters, loser!
Jimmy McGee: goodness, shes so horrible to you
Jodie: yes, I know, but she can’t let me through
Jimmy McGee: she’s gone now, but the stage is all yours!
Bill Nye: Hello everybody, good to see you!
Audience member (Chosen): Let’s give a big KaBlam! welcome to our musical guest, Dierks Bentley!
(Crowd cheers)
Dierks Bentley: Bet you think I'm sitting at home, nah
Bet you think that I'm all alone, nah
Bet you think I'm missing you and wishing you would call my phone
Hell, nah
I went wheels up on a runway 
And that ticket was a one way
I'm somewhere on a beach
Sipping something strong
Got a new girl, she got it going on
We drink all day and party all night
I'm way too gone to have you on my mind
She got a body and she's naughty
And she got me like you ain't never got me
I'm getting sun, getting some, and I ain't slept in a week
Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach
Heard you called my boys, heard you called my folks
They said you drove by my house real slow
You can check any spot, roll down every road
But girl, I ain't even close
I'm somewhere on a beach sipping something strong
Got a new girl, she got it going on
We drink all day and party all night
I'm way too gone to have you on my mind
She got a body and she's naughty
And she got me like you ain't never got me
I'm getting sun, getting some, and I ain't slept in a week
Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach
I wish it could've worked out
But I'm gettin' over you now
On a beach towel with my shades on
My drink's up and the sun's out
Huh, I'm somewhere on a beach
I'm somewhere on a beach 
Sipping something strong
Got a new girl, she got it going on
We drink all day, and party all night
I'm way too gone to have you on my mind
She got a body and she's naughty
And she got me like you ain't never got me
I'm getting sun, getting some, and I ain't slept in a week
Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach
Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach
(crowds screaming and cheering)
Let's hear it for Dierks Bentley, everyone!
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