Catharsis: 666

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Collab between Revaeropium and SCP-Deadlock.
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== Notice for Edgelords ==
This isn't 666 CE. The year is 666 in the WORLD. We will instantly hate the guts of any edgelord who doesn't read this notice.
== Background ==
The year is 666.
A massive war between the entities of Minecraft left it in ruin...
300,000 entities dead...countless others injured...
A meeting was called during the eighth ceasefire.
To put it lightly...the meeting was...very controversial.
The resolution resulted in the world being divided between 14 of the most prominent states.
But that was, by far, the least controversial of the rulings.
These were...
ARTICLE IX: All superweapons will be dismantled.
ARTICLE X: Freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly and petition will no longer be supported by the international community. Self-determination will be outlawed.
All protests against the treaty, especially these two articles, were brutally crushed.
What happens next is the aftermath.
<Skeleton Union State> These protests are getting way too out of hand!
<Skeleton Union State> We can't just put them down. It will only make the situation worse!
<United Glitch States> I see...
<United Glitch States> I will fund a program for indoctrination.
<United Glitch States> We will teach our youth to be obedient.
<United Glitch States> The ageing populous won't matter.
<Nether League> The time for the great retribution is drawing closer...
<Nether League> I must prepare.
<Nether League> Those mobs from the Overworld will regret ever stepping foot on our magnificent lands...
<Nether League> The Scramble for the Overworld will soon begin!
== Chapter 1: Isolated System ==
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche
<Overworld Union> God damn it! 
<Overworld Union> The Skeletons were right. 
<Overworld Union> These protests are getting out of control. 
<United Glitch States> Let me reiterate it. The indoctrination program is a long-term solution! 
<United Glitch States> I'm sorry to say that you have to 'deal' with them for now... 
<Overworld Union> Argh...can't we just create an alliance to support each other if a large-scale rebellion occurs? 
<United Glitch States> I could tolerate that. 
4th of May, 666. The Ring of Fire Union is founded between the United Glitch States, the Overworld Union and the Skeleton Union State.
<Spider Jockey Republic> It's depressing to see how far entities could go to preserve order...
<Spider Jockey Republic> But individualism shall never die.
<Spider Jockey Republic> It's time.
<Human Kingdom> Yes.
<Human Kingdom> This will be the dawn of a new age.
16th of August, 666. The Pact of Self-Determination is established by the Human Kingdom and the Spider Jockey Republic.
<Skeleton Union State> The situation with the Spider Jockeys is worrying...
<Skeleton Union State> What do you think?
<Wither Republic> We should probably keep an eye on them.
<Wither Republic> However, our main focus should be more on internal threats, for now.
<Overworld Union> Oh no...
<Overworld Union> The Vexes and Creepers, they're rebelling...
23rd of September, 666. Creeper and Vex rebels declare a state of war between them and the Overworld Union, starting the Overworld Civil War.
<Nether League> I would be a fool for not using this opportunity!
<Nether League> THIS IS MY RETRIBUTION FOR ALL THOSE DECADES OF COLONIALISM AND PAIN!
2nd of October, 666. The Nether League joins the war on the side of the Creeper and Vex rebels.
<Overworld Union> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
<Nether League> WHY AM I DOING THIS?! You colonised my land, you terrorised my people.
<Nether League> Mercy will not be shown.
<Nether League> Don't even worry about it! I'll treat your people the same way you treated mine!
<Overworld Union> Is this what it's all about? A petty attempt at revenge?
<United Glitch States> I'll try and support your people as much as I can right now.
<Skeleton Union State> I will support you as well, my friend.
<Overworld Union> Thank you, but I'll need more help.
<Overworld Union> Spider Confederacy?
<Spider Confederacy> Urgh...what do you want?
<Overworld Union> I know you want to liberate the Arthropods under the control of the Nether League.
<Overworld Union> If you help me, I can help you!
<Spider Confederacy> ...Suuure.
<Overworld Union> Let's do this.
31st of October, 666. The Spider Confederacy joins the side of the Ring of Fire Union.
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<Overworld Union> It's over for me.
<Overworld Union> But the dying man has a question.
<Overworld Union> Who is responsible for these rebels?
<Human Kingdom> It was us.
<Human Kingdom> We funded them.
<Overworld Union> How am I surprised?
<Overworld Union> Sigh...whatever. Let's end this.
3rd of January, 667. The Overworld Union capitulates.
<Spider Confederacy> Nether, white peace?
<Nether League> ...Fine.
10th of January, 667. The conflict between the Nether League and the Spider Confederacy ends in a white peace.
15th of January, 667. A treaty is drawn up to end the war. The Nether League annexes some territories, and the remains of the Overworld Union is divided up into the Creeper Union, the Zombie Directorate, the Slime Republic and the Vex State.
<Creeper Union> At last. We are free.
<Slime Republic> It's a dream come true.
<Vex State> Our individuality has been restored.
<Zombie Directorate> Thank you two!
<Spider Jockey Republic> You're welcome. Would you like to join our alliance?
28th of January, 667. The former Overworld union nations join the Pact of Self-Determination.
<Spider Jockey Republic> That isn't all.
<Spider Jockey Republic> I have a surprise for you all.
29th of January, 667. The Golem Federation and the Vindicator Plutocracy join the P.S.D.
<Skeleton Union State> WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!
<Skeleton Union State> The Nether has grown in power. The O.U. is now dead.
<Skeleton Union State> And that's not all. The P.S.D. rivals us.
<United Glitch States> You're right. We need to invite some more nations.
<United Glitch States> Who wants to join?
<Witch Meritocracy> Count me in.
<Illusioner Bureaucracy> I would like to join too.
<United Glitch States> Perfect.
9th of February, 667. The Illusioner Bureaucracy and the Witch Meritocracy join the Ring of Fire Union.
<United Glitch States> Much better, but we still need a foothold in the End.
<United Glitch States> The Enderman Republic is definitely ruled out.
<United Glitch States> However, the Commonwealth of End Cities is a good target.
<United Glitch States> I just need to remove their political freedom.
<Commonwealth of End Cities> Oh no...
21st of February, 667. A coup occurs in the Commonwealth of End Cities. The government is replaced by a totalitarian one, promoting Shulker superiority, and the nation is renamed to the Second Shulker Empire.
<Second Shulker Empire> Excellent.
27th of February, 667. The Second Shulker Empire joins the Ring of Fire Union.
<Wither Republic> SUPPORTING TOTALITARIANS?!
<Enderman Republic> Disgusting...such hypocrisy.
<Enderman Republic> The 'land of freedom' is supporting the governments it defeated 'in the name of freedom'...
<Wither Republic> I think it's time it returned.
<Enderman Republic> I couldn't agree more.
10th of March, 667. The Terran Prosperity Sphere is founded between the Enderman Republic, the Wither Republic and the Evoker League.
<United Glitch States> You Evokers will be punished for your crimes.
<Evoker League> Yeah, sure. Aren't you going to do to me what you did to your brothers up north?
<United Glitch States> Grrr...I'll get you.
<United Glitch States> But it's time for Operation Steel Flare.
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<Human Kingdom> We are still here...
<Human Kingdom> This means that our end is near.
<Spider Jockey Republic> I understand.
<United Glitch States> Commencing Operation Steel Flare.
13th of March, 667. "Operation Steel Flare". The Ring of Fire Union declares war on the Human Kingdom and the Spider Jockey Republic.
<Vindicator Plutocracy> Our allies are under attack! We must intervene!
<Human Kingdom> No.
<Golem Federation> And why not?
<Human Kingdom> If you don't intervene, you will be preventing one of the most horrible realities of all eternity...
<Creeper Union> Oh my god...
== Chapter 2: Ou La Mort ==
"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely." -The Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama)<Creeper Union> Where was that? 
<Human Kingdom> That is, I'm afraid, the future. 
<Human Kingdom> Or at least it will be if you enter this war. 
<Creeper Union> But...how can you be sure? 
<Human Kingdom> It's actually relatively simple. 
<Human Kingdom> I have a machine which can transport people and objects through time and space. 
<Human Kingdom> It would take too long to explain it. 
<Human Kingdom> Take this. 
<Creeper Union> Wait, you're giving it to me? 
<Creeper Union> But I don't know how it even wor- 
<Human Kingdom> -Goodbye, my friend. 
<Creeper Union> ...
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<Human Kingdom> Us two are destined to fall now.
<Human Kingdom> Creeper Union, before I go, take this.
<Creeper Union> What is it?
<Human Kingdom> It's something for the machine.
<Human Kingdom> Use it wisely.
2th of April, 667. The Human Kingdom is annexed into the United Glitch States, and the Spider Jockey Republic is occupied by the Skeleton Union State. The Creeper Union is given the Human Kingdom's old position of Head of the Pact of Self-Determination.
<United Glitch States> Excellent.
<United Glitch States> The Humans are now under my control.
<United Glitch States> The Three Orders have been united.
<United Glitch States> It's time for the next step in evolution.
3rd of April, 667. The United Glitch States renames itself to the United Order of Creepypastas.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Perfection.
<Zombie Directorate> The Human Kingdom was right.
<Zombie Directorate> That was indeed the future!
<Vex State> Well, what can we do to stop it?
<Creeper Union> They gave this to us for a reason.
<Creeper Union> With its ability, we could predict the moves of the U.O.C. and the Ring of Fire Pact.
<Zombie Directorate> Um...what was that other thing they gave you?
<Creeper Union> They looked like instructions to the space-time machine...
<Zombie Directorate> Well then, let's take a look!
=== "Decoding the Paracosmic Multiverse" by Markus 'Notch' Persson, Inventor of the Space-Time Machine ===
Creeper Union, if you are in possession of this book, skip to Chapter One.
<Creeper Union> Ok...?
==== CHAPTER ONE: DIMENSIONS ====
The entirety of the dimension system is organised into set parameters. For example, the dimension we are in now is A-000-00-000000-1A, the first dimension in the list, and goes to Z-999-64-999999-9Z, the last dimension. Dimensions can also be terminated, but not completely destroyed. When somebody enters a terminated dimension, they are greeted by a completely empty world.
Dimensions can sometimes have duplicates of other people outside of their world. Usually, a user will have their name preceded by their dimension origin.
RESTRICTED DIMENSIONS
The following is a list of dimensions you are advised to avoid. These are not listed in dimensional order, but in order of time they have been deemed restricted.
DIMENSION: B-385-39-194672-2M "Lucky Games": This was a fairly average world until it was attacked by a reborn user known as Shadow of Unknown, who was hellbent on revenge. As of writing this, Lucky Games is now ruled by Shadow of Unknown with an iron fist. DO NOT VISIT THIS DIMENSION.
CURRENT TIME-SEGMENT: 600
DIMENSION: D-487-63-296481-7S "Corrupted Minegrade": This is an alternate version of another world, hence the adjective. However, it is the version where another vengeance-driven reborn user known as Batwing4 was successful and killed off all authority there. The world is now sparsely populated by small cliques (except for the Minegrade Imperium, led by Batwing4, of course) and Batwing4 eradicates any one group which gets too powerful. DO NOT VISIT THIS DIMENSION.
CURRENT TIME-SEGMENT: 272
DIMENSION: M-500-32-500000-5M "Artiopas Nova (2nd Age)": This server is the 3rd incarnation of the Artiopas server, which due to its strategic location in the middle of the multiverse, is hotly contested and is obliterated by other nations who abuse space-time technology for their own gain or internally every 400-500 years or so. DIMENSION IS VISITABLE, BUT NOT ADVISED.
CURRENT TIME-SEGMENT: 543
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<Creeper Union> Wow. This Markus Persson guy knew that this was going to happen.
<Creeper Union> And that he was not the only one with such a device.
<Golem Federation> Whoever this guy is...our main priority is figuring out how this machine works.
<Golem Federation> I'll ask my best scientists and technocrats to work on this.
<Spider Confederacy> Creeper Union, can I join the P.S.D.?
<Creeper Union> Of course, but only under one condition.
<Creeper Union> You release the Silverfish Republic.
<Spider Confederacy> Sigh...fine.
28th of April, 667. The Spider Confederacy joins the Pact of Self-Determination provided it releases and guarantees the independence of the Silverfish Republic (which also joins the P.S.D.)
<United Order of Creepypastas> How strange...
<United Order of Creepypastas> The Human administration and monarchy have disappeared without a trace...
<Skeleton Union State> Same with the S.J.R...
<United Order of Creepypastas> I wonder where they went...
DIMENSION: A-000-00-000000-1A
TIME SEGMENT: "432" (UNKNOWN)
The Human Remnant State joined the game.
The Spider Jockey Remnant State joined the game.
<Human Remnant State> It looks like they will soon learn how to use the spare device...
<Spider Jockey Remnant State> Indeed.
<Spider Jockey Remnant State> However, all this travelling has taken its toll.
<Spider Jockey Remnant State> Which is why I would like to join with you under one banner.
<Human Remnant State> Of course.
The Spider Jockey Remnant State joins the Human Remnant State.
<Human Remnant State> Now I must change.
The Human Remnant State renames itself to The United Remnant State.
<United Remnant State> I must leave now.
<United Remnant State> Travelling to I-102-01-010101-2I...Dimension Muspelheim.
The United Remnant State left the game.
== Chapter 3: Negative Space ==
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever." -George Orwell, 1984
<Spider Confederacy> Now do you know the deal?
<Creeper Union> I understand.
<Creeper Union> Us Creepers want our revenge against the Nether imperialists!
<Golem Federation> So do we!
<Golem Federation> But aren't we supposed to be focussing on making the space-time machine work?
<Creeper Union> I understand your concerns...
<Creeper Union> But it has the potential to help the P.S.D. expand.
<Creeper Union> The Villagers deserve their freedom!
<Creeper Union> It is time now.
<Silverfish Republic> Let's go!
<Spider Confederacy> It's time to claim what is rightfully ours!
<Spider Confederacy> And we'll be successful this time!
10th of May, 667. "The Great Liberation of the Nether". The Pact of Self-Determination declares war on the Nether League.
<Nether League> After my subjugation of the Villagers, I thought you idiots would learn your lesson.
<Nether League> But now I see I was wrong to think that...
<Nether League> Prepare to lose your freedom!
<Creeper Union> No.
<Creeper Union> You will regret ever setting foot here...
<Creeper Union> And now we will rise again, like a phoenix from the ashes.
<Villager Restorationists> It is time for the Nether oppressors to leave our rightful lands!
20th of May, 667. The underground Villager freedom organisation known as the Villager Restorationists declare war on the Nether League.
<Creeper Union> Not only is it Villagers that you oppress, but your own people!
<Internal Nether Rebels> The Nether League is a disgrace!
<Internal Nether Rebels> You claimed to be better than the Overworld mobs...
<Internal Nether Rebels> And yet you turn out to be a massive hypocrite!
<Internal Nether Rebels> Your regime will not last anymore!
20th of May, 667. Numerous rebels from within the Nether occur. They all unite into the Nether Liberation Movement and declare war on the Nether League.
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<Nether League> I have failed my continent...
<Nether League> However, before I die...
<Nether League> U.O.C, take the south, create a powerful nation...
<Nether League> Please...do not let the Anarchists win!
<United Order of Creepypastas> Your wish is my command.
4th of June, 667 "The Treaty of the Nether". The Villager Kingdom gains its independence, the Spider Confederacy unites with the Nether's north coast and reforms into the Arthropod Federation, and the Nether League is dissolved.
<Creeper Union> I don't think there was a South Nether Empire in the peace treaty, was there?
<Arthropod Federation> My spies have recently discovered that the U.O.C. supported the formation of the S.N.E...
<Arthropod Federation> We need to take it out, and fast!
25th of May, 667. The South Nether Empire joins the Ring of Fire Union. The Ring of Fire Union renames to the Global Totalist Union.
<South Nether Empire> I'm sorry...but you're too late.
<Creeper Union> It doesn't matter. Two can play at this game.
<Creeper Union> Who would like to join the Pact of Self-Determination?
<Magma Cube Collective> This seems promising.
<Blaze Conglomerate> Count me in!
1st of June, 667. The Magma Cube Collective and the Blaze Conglomerate join the Pact of Self-Determination.
<Wither Republic> You used to be my friend!
<Wither Republic> You were the one who linked the west and the east...
<Wither Republic> But now, you choose to align yourself with a group of psychotic tyrants who seek to crush any form of civil rights...
<Skeleton Union State> How ironic for the 'successor' of the Wither Skeleton State to talk about civil rights...
<Wither Republic> I regret those actions. I have been for a long time.
<Wither Republic> But we can change...
<Wither Republic> What has the U.O.C. told you which means you are willing to ignore basic human needs?
<Skeleton Union State> It's not complicated.
<Skeleton Union State> He told me the truth...
<Skeleton Union State> That ignorance is strength...
<Skeleton Union State> That freedom is slavery...
<Skeleton Union State> And that war is peace.
<Wither Republic> That doesn't even make any sense! it contradicts itself!
<Enderman Republic> Ignore them. They've gone mad.
<Wither Republic> No. I won't ever believe that my friend could fall for such a pack of lies!
<Wither Republic> I refuse to allow this word to be led by totalists or anarchists!
<Wither Republic> I hate you, U.O.C!
<Wither Republic> I'm ashamed that I was ever your ally in the first place!
<United Order of Creepypastas> That feeling is mutual.
<United Order of Creepypastas> It's almost time for the final stage of my evolution.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Only then can utopia be achieved.
<Strasserist Front> Do it now, you idiot!
<United Order of Creepypastas> No. Only when we're ready.
<Wither Republic> ...
<Wither Republic> Whatever. Let's just invite some nations into the Terran Prosperity Sphere.
17th of June, 667. The Zombie Pigman Directorate and the Ghast Despotate join the Terran Prosperity Sphere.
<Golem Federation> Eureka!
<Golem Federation> It works!
<Creeper Union> Great job.
<Creeper Union> But before we use it, I will read more of the book.
==== CHAPTER FOUR: YOUR MISSION ====
You must understand that by changing the past, you change the future. You must not do anything that will change the timeline.
It is advised that the Creepers and Villagers travel to the future and that the Zombies and Golems travel to 588, one year prior to the war.
Why, may you ask? It's quite simple. Throughout history, many have repeated the phrase that 'those who have not learned from history are destined to repeat it'...
In other words, do not let humanity go down a course like that, again!<
Good luck.
Markus Persson
<Creeper Union> We are now ready. The research teams have been chosen.
<Creeper Union> Let's do this.
<Creeper Union> Commencing transportation.
<Creeper Union> Link start!
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TIME-SEGMENT: 589
The Zombie Research Colony joined the game.
The Golem Research Colony joined the game.
<Golem Research Colony> I hope we find what we need here...
<Human Kingdom> Spider Jockey Republic, Ghost Commonwealth, you know what to do.
5th of February, 589. The Human Kingdom, the Spider Jockey Republic and the Ghost Commonwealth officially declare their neutrality.
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TIME-SEGMENT: "432" (UNKNOWN)
The Villager Research Colony joined the game.
The Creeper Research Colony joined the game.
<Villager Research Colony> So this is what we need to prevent.
<United Order of Creepypastas> They are so delusional to think that I am not aware of their existence.
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<United Order of Creepypastas> We are at war with the End. We always were.
<Greater Wither Syndicalist Federation> My life is full of regrets. Why do I even bother?
<Empire of the End> I can't believe he betrayed me.
<Empire of the End> I will annihilate both of them!
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<Creeper Union> Human Kingdom...
<Creeper Union> P-Please come back...
<Creeper Union> We need you...I need you.
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DIMENSION: I-102-01-010101-2I "Muspelheim"
<United Remnant State> I want to come back...
<United Remnant State> But there are too many other dimensions that need to be free...
DIMENSION: B-385-39-194672-2M "Lucky Games"
DIMENSION: B-279-22-264252-7B "Trollpasta Hegemony"
DIMENSION: D-487-63-296481-7S "Corrupted Minegrade"
DIMENSION: D-027-23-293785-1H "Creepypasta Victory"
DIMENSION: F-028-36-294786-4D "The Great Ideological Schism"
DIMENSION: I-000-00-000000-0A "The Imperium"
DIMENSION: G-247-02-389537-3D "The Negatorium"
DIMENSION: Y-275-47-112237-9X "The Heroium"
DIMENSION: Z-999-64-999999-9Z "Dimension Zero/The Megalaroki"
== Chapter 4: Free Will ==
"A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope." -Philip K. Dick
 
<Creeper Union> Ok, so what info have we managed to gather? 
<Villager Research Colony> Well... 
<Villager Research Colony> We've learnt a lot. Actually, that's a big understatement. 
<Villager Research Colony> Firstly, we know why the date is fixed at the year 432. 
<Villager Research Colony> The U.O.C, the G.W.S.F. and the Empire of the End agreed to a permanent status quo... 
<Villager Research Colony> In other words, the world is stuck in time. They set the date to 432 to test it... 
<Creeper Union> Noted. 
<Creeper Union> So what is the true year in "432"? 
<Villager Research Colony> The actual year is... 
<Villager Research Colony> ...You won't like it. 
<Villager Research Colony> The true year is 669. 
<Creeper Union> WAIT...HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! 
<Creeper Union> Are you telling me that in barely 2 years, our world will transform into hell?! 
<Creeper Union> You need to return soon...this war may be inevitable now.#
<Villager Research Colony> Alright. We will return soon. 
<Creeper Union> Moving on...
<Creeper Union> What have you two learnt from the past?
<Golem Research Colony> The world is a ticking time-bomb...
<Golem Research Colony> ...it would be too hard to explain. We will show you.
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TIME-SEGMENT: 558
<Zombie Research Colony> There are three main factions here: the Mare Nostrum Defence Pact, the Terran Prosperity Sphere, and the nations that are not aligned with any of those two...
<Zombie Research Colony> Recently, things have become a whole lot worse when a totalitarian-oriented nation joined the T.P.S...
<Glitch State> Typical...
<Glitch State> The Endermen and Wither Skeletons supporting totalists as always.
<Wither Skeleton State> You can't talk!
<Wither Skeleton State> You have greatly reduced freedoms in your nation, little to no political freedom anymore and mandatory conscription!
<Glitch State> Says the nation with 200,000 troops on the Woodland Mansion Despotate's border!
<Wither Skeleton State> Says the nation that has plans to invade the Ghost Commonwealth!
<Wither Skeleton State> You are clearly the biggest threat to world peace here!
<Glitch State> No u!
<Wither Skeleton State> No u!
<Glitch State> No u!
<Wither Skeleton State> No u!
<Glitch State> No u!
<Wither Skeleton State> No u!
<Wither Skeleton State> ENOUGH! TIME TO END THIS!
1st of December, 558. The M.N.D.P. declares war on the Ghost Commonwealth.
3rd of December, 558. The M.N.D.P. declares war on the T.P.S.
<Ghost Commonwealth> WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
<Glitch State> You left the M.N.D.P...
<Glitch State> And now you are going to die.
<Zombie Research Colony> How strange...
<Zombie Research Colony> It looks like the war began a year early...
<Zombie Research Colony> It doesn't matter, though.
<Zombie Research Colony> It's time we left.
The Zombie Research Colony left the game.
The Golem Research Colony left the game.
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TIME-SEGMENT: "432" (UNKNOWN)
<Villager Research Colony> My friend, it is time for us to leave.
<Creeper Research Colony> Yes. But we will not be going with you.
<Villager Research Colony> W-Wait, what? Why is that?
<Creeper Research Colony> We, Us scientists that make up the Creeper Research Colony wish to explore and improve our understanding of the multiverse, just like Markus Persson...
<Algol> For we are one. We are united. We are legion. We are Algol. And we wish to explore.
<Algol> Goodbye, my friend.
The Villager Research Colony left the game.
Algol left the game.
Prometheus joined the game.
<Prometheus> You three will be punished for your sins.
<United Creepypasta Order> Wait, WHAT?!
DIMENSION: A-000-00-000000-1A
TIME-SEGMENT: "432" (672)
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<Creeper Union> Wait...so my scientists just...left?
<Villager Kingdom> I don't know! It's hard to explain.
<Villager Kingdom> They said they left to explore.
<Creeper Union> This situation is odd but fascinating...
<Wither Republic> This is strange...
<Enderman Republic> What is it?
<Wither Republic> there is a massive influx of refugees coming in from the Second Shulker Empire...
<Wither Republic> But the weird thing is...none of them are Shulkers. They are the rest of the races living there...
<Enderman Republic> Wait! You don't think that the Shulkers are-
<Wither Republic> There is a massive possibility that the Shulkers are totalitarians...
<Wither Republic> But we can't accuse them without hard evidence.
<Enderman Republic> I hate to admit it...but you're right.
<Enderman Republic> I'll send my best agents over there.
<Enderman Republic> We'll expose the Shulkers for their crimes...
<Witch Meritocracy> Aren't we going a tad too far?
<Witch Meritocracy> Just think about it!
<Witch Meritocracy> We're killing innocent people who we think could be against the government.
<United Order of Creepypastas> I would have liked to think that you were doing the same.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Those who disagree with the Strasserist National People's Front deserve to die...
<Witch Meritocracy> How shocking!
<Witch Meritocracy> Is this what the United Federation of Glitches would've originally wanted?
<United Order of Creepypastas> DO NOT MENTION THAT NAME EVER AGAIN!
<United Order of Creepypastas> Or you will die too.
<Witch Meritocracy> ...
<Enderman Republic> Hold on a second...
<Enderman Republic> Are those concentration ca-
<Enderman Republic> I think we have the proof we need!
<Wither Republic> NATIONS OF THE WORLD!
<Wither Republic> We have evidence that the Second Shulker Empire is genociding races they deem 'impure'!
<Zombie Directorate> I'm sorry, did I hear that right?
<Ghast Despotate> Disgusting. I'm appalled that any entity could go so low.
<Witch Meritocracy> Enough is enough! I am leaving this sick excuse for an alliance.
14th of December, 667. The Witch Meritocracy leaves the Global Totalist Union.
<United Order of Creepypastas> You are going to regret that for the rest of your shortened life.
16th of December, 667 "The Containment of the Witches". The Global Totalist Union declares war on the Witch Meritocracy.
<Enderman Republic> The T.P.S. will guarantee the independence of the Witch Meritocracy!
18th of December, 667. The Terran Prosperity Sphere declares war on the Global Totalist Union.
<Creeper Union> It is time for individuality to be restored!
21st of December, 667. The Pact of Self-Determination declares war on the Global Totalist Union and the Terran Prosperity Sphere. The Containment of the Witches escalates into the Great Schism.
<cErPeIeMpEeTr uHnEiUoSn> And even if we lose...
<cPrReOeMpEeTr uHnEiUoSn> We always have the Iapetus Project.
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DIMENSION: D-487-63-296481-7S "Corrupted Minegrade"
TIME-SEGMENT: 273
GREEN0704 is slain by Batwing4.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <Batwing4> Time to release myself from this limited body.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> Much better.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> It doesn't matter whether Makoto is free. Sean is dead and the resistance will soon follow. I'll just dispose of him along with the rest of them when the time comes.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> Ha!
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> Your so-called 'resistance' is dead.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> Just like Sean.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Liberation Front] <Null> And we will make sure that he didn't die in vain.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Liberation Front] <Entity 303> He lit a fire which will never be put out.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Liberation Front] <Herobrine> We will put an end to your tyranny.
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{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Order of Purgatory] <The Hooded One> You can't put me in chains.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Order of Purgatory] <The Hooded One> It's time to die.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Order of Purgatory] <The Hooded One> For all the pain you've given to others.
5th of June, 273. The Hooded One declares war on the Minegrade Imperium.
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Algol joined the game.
<Algol> Your reign of terror ends here!
11th of June, 273. Algol declares war on the Minegrade Imperium.
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{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> My work...it's all gone...
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> The Resistance are at my doorstep...
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> The weird technocrats calling themselves 'Algol' have decimated my armies...
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Imperium] <ShadowShard> Death is waiting at my door...
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Liberation Front] <Makoto> It's over, bitch. Never again will you do to anyone what you did to me.
ShadowShard is slain by Makoto.
30th of June, 273. The Minegrade Imperium surrenders.
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<Algol> Now, I must leave. It's been a pleasure fighting with you all.
{D-487-63-296481-7S} [Minegrade Federation] <GREEN0704> Goodbye, my friend.
Algol left the game.
== Chapter 5: Bow Before Ares ==
"If we don't end war, war will end us." -H.G. Wells
DIMENSION: M-500-32-500000-5M "Artiopas Nova"
TIME-SEGMENT: 544
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Eggman10> It feels...weird.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Deezknots> You're not the only one.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <LAR2> I've felt this before.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Adamantis39> Sohave I. When an extremely powerful being joins a server...this feeling comes up again.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Geodashie> But who could it be? For all we know, it could be someone dangerous.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Yoshfico123> I have no idea. But I'm going to find out.
Algol joined the game.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} <Algol> Interesting...
{M-500-32-500000-5M} <Algol> This dimension is a lot more stable than I thought...
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Yoshfico123> I don't mean to ask, but who the heck are you?
{M-500-32-500000-5M} <Algol> That doesn't matter right now. I have important business to take care of.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Yoshfico123> WHO. ARE. YOU?
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <LAR2> Calm down, buddy. Let me handle this.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <LAR2> What 'important business' do you have here?
{M-500-32-500000-5M} <Algol> This dimension isn't sufficient...damn. Back to the drawing board.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <LAR2> I'm sorry, what did you say?
{M-500-32-500000-5M} <Algol> I apologise. My mind was elsewhere.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Yoshfico123> So what is your 'business' then? Hm?
{M-500-32-500000-5M} <Algol> Something which is out of your control. It hasn't got anything to do with this server.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <LAR2> So where are you going?
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Yoshfico123> And why can't we do anything abou-
{M-500-32-500000-5M} <Algol> Look, I'd be happy to stay and answer all your questions, but I have work to do. I'm on a clock here.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <LAR2> Ok then.
Algol has left the game.
{M-500-32-500000-5M} [Artiopas Conglomerate] <Yoshfico123> He's gone.
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<Enderman Republic> So this is it...
<Enderman Republic> The real war to end all wars...
<Enderman Republic> The Creepypasta totalists.
<Enderman Republic> The Overworld anarchists.
<Enderman Republic> We must win this war.
<Enderman Republic> To restore balance.
<Wither Republic> We shall.
<Wither Republic> My body is steel...
<Wither Republic> My mind is diamond...
<Wither Republic> I am unbreakable.
<Enderman Republic> The world has been divided between two radical groups for far too long.
<Wither Republic> So, what's the plan?
<Enderman Republic> We liberate the minorities living in the Shulker Empire. After all, they're the reason why the war started.
<Enderman Republic> Concentrate all of your forces on them. They will pay for their sins.
<Slime Republic> So what are we going to do?
<Creeper Union> The Skeletons and Creepypastas destroyed the two Martyrs.
<Creeper Union> They will be the first to feel our wrath.
<Creeper Union> Prepare to attack.
<Creeper Union> To everyone else, hold your ground until reinforcements arrive.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Show no mercy. Execute Operation Crimson Flare.
<Illusioner Bureaucracy> Are you kidding me?
<Illusioner Bureaucracy> One of our strongest allies has abandoned us and you still think about being aggressive?!
<United Order of Creepypastas> (Sigh...why am I allied with these fools?)
<United Order of Creepypastas> Take this.
<Illusioner Bureaucracy> Woah...this is amazing.
<Illusioner Bureaucracy> This technology..it's impossible! But it's real!
<United Order of Creepypastas> "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
<United Order of Creepypastas> Use it to help me invade the Evoker League.
<United Order of Creepypastas> They will regret not joining us...
14th of January, 668. While the Pact of Self-Determination launch a successful invasion on the Skeleton Union State and the former Human territories, the U.O.C. and the Illusioner Bureaucracy launch a surprise attack on the Evoker League.
<Evoker League> It's over for me...
<Evoker League> I'm sorry.
20th of January, 668. The Evoker League surrenders. Its former territories are occupied by the U.O.C.
<Enderman Republic> You served us well.
<Enderman Republic> You will be avenged.
<Enderman Republic> With the Shulkers blockaded, we can enact our vengeance!
<Creeper Union> Excellent!
<Creeper Union> The invasions were a success!
<Creeper Union> Now that morale is high, we can begin the Nether offensive.
<Magma Cube Collective> Indeed.
<Magma Cube Collective> The people of the Nether deserve better than being the puppets of the Creepypastas and the Endermen.
<Magma Cube Collective> FOR THE NETHER!
28th of January, 668. While the Terran Prosperity Sphere invades the Shulker mainland, the P.S.D. launch a Nether offensive, gaining some ground until they are met with some resistance.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Yes! With the other two alliances tied up in the Nether we can finally invade the Vindicators.
2nd of Feburary, 668. The United Order of Creepypastas and the Evoker League successfully invade the Vindicator Plutocracy.
<Vindicator Plutocracy> I'm sorry, P.S.D. I failed.
8th of Feburary, 668. The Vindicator Plutocracy capitulates. The land is occupied by the United Order of Creepypastas.
<Creeper Union> ...Did that really just happen?
<Slime Republic> So what do we do now?
<Creeper Union> This is odd...
<Creeper Union> The T.P.S. is withdrawing some of its forces from the Nether...
<Arthropod Federation> Should we not take advantage of this 'predicament' and invade their Nether allies?
<Creeper Union> I think we should still focus on the U.O.C. and the South Nether Empire.
25th of February, 668. The P.S.D. successfully make inroads into Creepypasta land and fully occupy the South Nether Empire.
<Wither Republic> Um, Creeper Union, why are you withdrawing troops from our borders?
<Creeper Union> I'm focussing on the true enemy here! Isn't that what you want?
<Creeper Union> To get revenge on the U.O.C. for turning the Skeletons away from you?
<Creeper Union> The U.O.C. is toying with you. They want to divide and conquer.
<Creeper Union> We have to stop fighting and unite against our true enemy!
<Creeper Union> Isn't that why you declared war?
<Wither Republic> ...
<Wither Republic> Enderman Republic, I have a proposal.
<Enderman Republic> NO.
<Enderman Republic> I know what you're thinking.
<Enderman Republic> I will not work with the anarchists.
<Wither Republic> ...Please...
<Wither Republic> No! Do you not understand?
<Wither Republic> We've been mass-producing anti-P.S.D. propaganda since its foundation!
<Enderman Republic> The people won't be happy if we ally with them out of the blue!
<Enderman Republic> A sudden rebellion is the last thing we need!
<Wither Republic> Please...
<Wither Republic> You know we might not have the ability to defeat the U.O.C...
<Wither Republic> We can defeat them together.
<Wither Republic> I ask you as a friend...
<Wither Republic> As an ally...
<Wither Republic> We need to put our differences aside and focus on the true monster...
<Enderman Republic> ...
<Enderman Republic> Sigh...fine.
<Enderman Republic> But your to blame if the plan fails.
<Creeper Union> So, do you accept our offer?
<Wither Republic> Da.
9th of March, 668. The P.S.D. and T.P.S. cease all hostilities and unite in an uneasy alliance to combat the G.T.U.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Sad.
<United Order of Creepypastas> How desperate are they?
<Evoker League> Sad?! They control the rest of the world. We're doomed!
<United Order of Creepypastas> Your cowardice is beginning to anger me.
<United Order of Creepypastas> It was a long time coming. Time for you to join the Order.
<Evoker League> Wait, wha-?
15th of March, 668. The Evoker League collapses after pro-U.O.C. unification forces storm the government.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Pathetic.
<United Order of Creepypastas> All good things come to an end..
<United Order of Creepypastas> It's time for the final stage of my evolution.
19th of March, 668. The United Order of Creepypastas fully integrates the former Evoker League, along with its occupied territories, thus uniting a continent.
<Creeper Union> Whatever you do won't make a difference. You will still lose this war!
<United Order of Creepypastas> Your arrogance is heartbreaking...
<United Order of Creepypastas> DO you really think that this is all I have?
<Creeper Union> Alright, when do we start the invasion of the Order?
<United Order of Creepypastas> Wow. You must be insanely stupid to not see the gathering storm...
<Creeper Union> That's enough. Wither Republic, are your troops ready?
<Wither Republic> Our forces are ready. Let's go.
17th of March, 668. The P.S.D.-T.P.S. coalition invades the Creepypasta mainland, making significant progress.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Ok, that's enough.
<United Order of Creepypastas> The house of cards collapses.
<Wither Republic> What are you taking about?
<Wither Republic> You're the one being invaded here!
<United Order of Creepypastas> It's about time you saw the light.
<Ender Imperial Junta> Do you really think that joining the anarchists would go under our noses?!
<Ender Imperial Junta> The government's hypocrisy is appalling!
<Ender Imperial Junta> This is the fault of republicanism! A strong, centralised monarchist nation will not be ruled by hypocrites!
<Ender Imperial Junta> Despite our opposition to the U.O.C.'s ideals, we share a dislike for self-determination and will fight alongside them.
<Ender Imperial Junta> It's time to bring back the Empire! Long live the Ender Dragon!
27th of March, 668. The Ender Imperial Junta, an Imperial Ender radical restoration group opposing the republican government, declares war on the P.S.D.-T.P.S. coalition.
<Wither Syndicate> We agree with the E.I.J. that the current republican governments are ignorant and weak and we will fight alongside them to restore Syndicalism in our country.
<Wither Syndicate> Collectivism will unite us...down with individualism!
<United Order of Creepypastas> Now do you see your errors?
<United Order of Creepypastas> Time to end the 'Pact of Self-Determination'.
24th of April, 668. The United Order of Creepypastas reclaims all of its lost land, while the E.I.J. and Wither Syndicalists quickly grow in strength and popularity.
<Enderman Republic> I told you this would happen!
<Enderman Republic> We're doomed!
<Enderman Republic> The Creepypastas are going to win now!
<Enderman Republic> My end is near...
<Enderman Republic> Sigh...Who am I kidding, my coast is gone...
<Enderman Republic> ...I surrender.
3rd of May, 668. The Enderman Republic capitulates.
<Wither Republic> I'm afraid I will follow them.
<Wither Republic> Before I go, I would like to say goodbye. To my allies. To my friends to everyone...
<Wither Republic> My body was steel...
<Wither Republic> My mind was diamond...
<Wither Republic> I was unbreakable.
<Wither Republic> And I will not need to be anymore.'
<Wither Republic> Goodbye, everyone. See you all in hell.
10th of May, 668. The Wither Republic capitulates.
<Creeper Union> No...this isn't looking good...
<United Order of Creepypastas> ...Just as planned.
<United Order of Creepypastas> You must understand that you can't change the future...
<United Order of Creepypastas> Strasserism was destined to rule the world...
<United Order of Creepypastas> And you were destined to lose.
<United Order of Creepypastas> And now, it's time to die.
<Vex State> The Syndicalists are pounding at my door...
<Vex State> I must capitulate.
<Creeper Union> No...
<Creeper Union> Sigh...I need to tell everyone something. A secret I've been hiding.
<Slime Republic> What is it?
<Creeper Union> I always knew that we might lose...
<Creeper Union> So when the research teams were exploring time...I initiated a secret project.
<Creeper Union> It was called the Iapetus Project. The team working on it managed perfectly to keep it a secret.
<Creeper Union> The task was to find a dimension where we would escape to when the war was lost...
<Creeper Union> To speed it up, I created two near-omnipotent artificially intelligent beings called Prometheus and Epimetheus, who would bring the fire to us after our loss...
<Creeper Union> I also convinced my research team to reform into Algol and explore as many dimensions as possible...
<Creeper Union> In the end, we found a refuge.
<Creeper Union> DIMENSION: B-177-92-195674-2H
<Arthropod Federation> Wait, hold on. So you're expecting us to run away like cowards?
<Arthropod Federation> You don't have to.
<Creeper Union> Whether or not you wish to come with me is entirely up to you.
<Arthropod Federation> Then my friends and I shall remain. Good luck.
<Creeper Union> Alright.
<Creeper Union> And good luck with your underground resistance. You'll need as much as possible.
The Creeper Union left the game.
The Zombie Directorate left the game.
The Golem Federation left the game.
The Slime Republic left the game.
The Vex State left the game.
The Silverfish Republic left the game.
<United Order of Creepypastas> Pathetic.
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DIMENSION: B-177-92-195674-2H "Sanctuary"
TIME-SEGMENT: 668
PLAYERS: Prometheus, Epimetheus
The Creeper Union joined the game.
The Zombie Directorate joined the game.
The Golem Federation joined the game.
The Slime Republic joined the game.
The Vex State joined the game.
The Silverfish Republic joined the game.
<Creeper Union> The flames of freedom will never die.
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