Sheila Said Knock You Out

Sheila Said Knock You Out is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on June 27, 2021.
==Characters==
*Sheila
*Bentley
*Bartholomew
*Spyro
*Sparx
==Transcript==
(At Frozen Altars in a ice cavern where a boxing match is being held, Bentley is sturggling to beat the colossus yeti in the ring as Bartholomew, Spyro and Sparx try to cheer him up)
*Bentley: Come on, move those muscles up.
*Bartholomew: Let's go Bentley, you can do it!
*Spyro: You got the courage in here!
*Sparx: Go beat the guy up.
*Bentley: Get up, elbows up, fight like a champ! *fight the colossus yeti*
*Colossus Yeti: *roar and punch Bentley to the rope*
*Spyro: Oh no!
*Sparx: He's getting kinda hurt!
*Bartholomew: Oh man. Now i won't be able to get my ball back.
*Bentley: That's it. I'm giving up. I'm calling it a day.
*Sheila: G'day mates! The fight isn't over yet without a kangaroo from the alps.
*Bentley: Sheila?
*Spyro: Sheila, what are you doing here?
*Sheila: Don't worry. I got this. I'm going to make my triumphant comeback on beating up those yetis since the good old boxing days.
*Colossus Yeti: *growls at Sheila*
*Sheila: Bring it.
*Bentley: *get off the ring* Good luck Sheila. You're gonna need it. Just beat up this Colossus Yeti and get my ball back.
*Sheila: Sure thing Bentley.
*Bartholomew: Ooh wee. We're getting our ball back.
*Sheila:
Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years
I'm rockin' my peers, puttin' suckers in fear *show her insomniac red eyes*
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom *destroy a boombox*
Explosions, overpowerin'
Over the competition, I'm towerin'
Wrecking shop, when I drop
These lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare
You better move, don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin' the price *punch the colossus yeti*
I'm gonna knock you out 
*Female Kangaroos: *show up dancing* Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila:
Don't you call this a regular jam *kick the colossus yeti*
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty-bitty world by storm
And I'm just getting warm
Just like Gnasty Gnorc, they called him Nasty Norc *break a statue of Gnasty Gnorc*
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Don'tcha know I had beef wit'
Why do you riff with me, a maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy, get ready 'cause it might go
Blauh! How ya like me now?
The ripper will not allow
You to get wit' Mrs. Shoutfire don't riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin', outlastin'
Kinda like shaft, so you could say I'm shaftin'
Olde English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme
I'm gonna knock you out 
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Bentley:
Breakdown! *dance on the dance floor*
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
Gangsta boogie, gangsta boogie
*Spyro: *act as a DJ and mix the discs up on the jockey* Just like Friday Night Funkin'.
*Sheila:
Shadow boxin' when I heard you on the radio
Uuh, I just don't know
What made you forget that I was raw?
But now I gotta new tour
I'm going insane startin' a hurricane, releasin' pain
Lettin' you know, you can't gain or maintain
Unless you say my name
Rippin', killin', diggin' and drillin' a hole *punch the colossus yeti*
Pass the Ol' Gold
I'm gonna knock you out
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila:
Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill, at will
The girl of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
That I'm not your average girl *jump in the pool*
When I gotta jammy in my hand
Damn, ooh *punch the colossus yeti*
Listen to the way I slay, your crew
Damage. Uhh, damage. Uhh, damage. Uhh, damage *head bump the colossus yeti*
Destruction, terror and mayhem
Pass me a sissy, so suckas I'll slay him
Farmers, What? Farmers, What?
I'm ready!
We're ready
I think I'm gonna bomb a town
*Spyro: Get down.
*Sheila:
Don't you never, ever, pull my lever *drop a bomb on the ice*
'Cause I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
'Cause he gave me the strength to rock, hard *rock with a guitar*
Knock you out, mama said knock you out
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: I'm gonna knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: Mama said knock you out.
*Female Kangaroos: Huuh.
*Sheila: *punch the colossus yeti's face high*
*Colossus Yeti: *crash to the ice wall*
*Spyro: Goal!
*Sparx: Sheila just won.
*Bentley: Alright! You did it!
*Sheila: You know how fast i am of a kangaroo.
*Female Kangaroos: *kick the ball to Bartholomew*
*Bartholomew: Got the ball.
*Bentley: We finally got our ball back, thanks to you Sheila.
*Sheila: Don't thank me. Thank my fangirls for kicking the ball to you.
*Female Kangaroos: Oh Bentley!
*Colossus Yeti: *dizzy and hold the flag saying "I Lose."*
*Spyro: You are the goat!
*Sheila: I kick goats from the cliffs. I am the kangaroo!
*Spyro: Let's go play some ball back home.
*Sheila: Good idea mate.
*Bentley: I never get tired of fighting and singing at the same time.
*Bartholomew: It's so much better than checking on my smartphone.
*Sheila: I'm just kicking butt like gnorcs on the ground.
*Spyro: It feels good to be a boxer.
*Sparx: Smooth move.
*Sheila: Sheila Said Knock You Out. *wink eye*
(Spyro, Bentley, Bartholomew and Sheila play ball on the ice rink with Sparx watching them play at the end of the day)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is based on the song "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J.
**Most of the short is based on a scene from Kangaroo Jack: G'Day U.S.A.! with the same song Kangaroo Jack was singing during a boxing match.
*The dance Bentley did resemble of Migo's dance in promo ads of Smallfoot.
*Spyro says "Just like Friday Night Funkin'.", a reference to the open-source donationware rhythm game Friday Night Funkin'.
Category:Fan Fiction
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