The Password Song

"The Password Song" (sometimes listed as simply "Password Song") is a song from the My Friends Tigger & Pooh movie, Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too. In the film, Tigger and Rabbit have each declared themselves mayor of their respective sides of the Hundred Acre Wood. Rabbit establishes a password that can be used to cross over to his side, with Beaver as gatekeeper. Tigger thinks that he might be able to guess the password, but is unsuccessful, despite trying in word or song what he describes as every word he knows, and even some he doesn't. The song features music by Andy Sturmer, with lyrics by Sturmer and Brian Hohlfeld.
==Lyrics==
Darby
Good idea. I'll go slap my cap and check out the Finder Flag. See ya' soon!
Beaver
Well, uh, heh, any guesses?
Pooh
Um, is the password honey?
Beaver
Nope.
Pooh
Oh, bother.
Beaver
Oh, that's not it either.
Tigger
Step aside, there, Pooh boy. Let a pro in the know try. We'll be crossin' that line in no time. Ahem. The password is... (big musical flourish) Rumpelstiltskin.
Beaver
Not.
Tigger
Kumquat.
Beaver
Uh uh.
Tigger
Swordfish?
Beaver
No.
Tigger
Sandwich?
Beaver
No.
Tigger
Frangiapane?
Beaver
Nope.
Tigger
Monkey? Guppy? Panda? Puppy? Jagular? Gefilte fish? Poodle? Rumpadoodle? Chicken noodle, in a strudel dish? Crocus, or chrysanthemum? Chinchillas? Chocolate chewing gum? Lima beans?
Beaver
Nope.
Tigger
Linoleum?
Beaver
Nope.
Tigger
Elbows? Fingers? Toes? Thumbs? Hmm. It probably isn't stripeys... but it could be polka-dot!
Beaver
No.
Tigger
It might be armadillo, but I kinda think it's not.
Beaver
Uh uh.
Tigger
Kaleidoscope or kindergarten
Easter Bunny, Santa Claus
Doorbell or dirigible
Spaghetti with some applesauce
Dental floss, rhinoceri, colossal hoppopotami
Framunkel cake, pumpkin pie
I'm running outta words to try
Pooh
If we try to think like Rabbit thinks...
Tigger
Yeah, but he doesn't, I... ooh, dat's it, I finally got it! The password must be carrot, right?
Beaver
Sorry.
Tigger
That's okay. I got a lotta more.
(gasps)
Robin, sparrow, bow and arrow
Oriole or parakeet
Llamas, commas, striped pajamas
Inky, dinky, stink feet
Palomino! Chili-beano
Capuccino? Cherry Jam?
Penguin, squirrel
Boy and girl?
Cellophane or telegram?
Haberdasher, popinjay,
Maroon or mama mia
Or interplatetudinoid?
Beaver
What's that?
Tigger
I've no idea.
Is it eggs and bacon?
Beaver
No.
Tigger
Forsooth? Forsaken?
Beaver
No.
Tigger
Wagons ho, dragons?
Beaver
No.
Tigger
Cat? Hat? Bat? Mat?
Beaver
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Tigger
I got it! I got it! It's... it's... yuhhh. It's yuhhh. Never mind.
Pooh
Oh, bother.
Beaver
That's still not it.
Tigger
That was every word I know. Even some I don't.
Category:Disney Jr. songs
Category:Winnie the Pooh songs
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