Ditch Dork

"Ditch Dork", Way To Die #8845, is the first death featured in Cure For The Common Death, Part 3, which aired on March 16, 2014. 
== Plot ==
Hinton is a modern-day cowboy who looks cheerful on the outside, but he only looks like that because there's no black people around. When he moved to the North, he saw a black man and approached him. As Hinton poured out every racial slur, the man ignored him, and walked away. He saw an American cowboy restaurant, and decided to go in for a quick meal. He picks a table near a pitch fork decoration. To his surprise, the man is at the restaurant, and he decides to go in for the kill. He pulls out his gun, and fires. The bullet misses the man, and ricochets off a metal plate and hits the wall supporting the pitch fork decoration. The pitch fork decoration falls, and a spike impales Hinton in his jugular vein, another spike landing on his skull, cracking it, and entering his brain, and the final one impaling his heart, killing him instantly from brain hemorrhage and internal bleeding, and sending him to the Hell he deserves.