Rich Girl Crushed

Rich Girl Crushed is the seventh episode of the first season of Fairly OddBob.
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==Plot==
Fed up with not winning the heart of Trixie Tang, Timmy seeks help from SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward. But their advice only seems to drive Timmy and Trixie farther apart.
==Transcript==
[the episode begins at Timmy's house. We see Timmy reading a list of everything he likes about Trixie Tang]
Timmy: She's pretty, she's nice, she's smart, she's popular, she's cool, she's awesome!
Wanda: Watcha readin', sport?
Cosmo: Are you reading about how awesome I am? Cause I could really use some fans right now!
Timmy: Uh...no. I made a list of everything I like about Trixie! Someday I know we'll be together, forever.
Wanda: That's kinda creepy, but sweet! If those are all the things you like about her, why don't you just go talk to her?
Timmy: Well, I don't know. Remember the last time I tried talking to Trixie?
[flashback to Trixie's house. Timmy knocks on her door]
Timmy: Hi Trixie! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the park with me. What do you say?
Trixie: Sure! But before we go.....SECURITY!!!!
[a security guard comes and grabs Timmy, and catapults him into a pit full of snakes]
Timmy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! SNAKES!! But I'm happy she talked to me! [all of the snakes bite Timmy]
[flashback ends]
Timmy: Despite getting badly hurt by snakes, I'm happy that Trixie actually spoke to me!
Cosmo: Can I see your scars and bite marks from those snakes?
Timmy: Sorry, they already healed.
Cosmo: Aw, man! I knew I should've asked earlier!
Timmy: It's been a long time since Trixie last spoke to me. I haven't really kept track on how long it's been.
Wanda: It's been about 3 weeks.
Timmy: 3 WEEKS?! That long? Man, I just gotta talk to her again. But I tried everything to impress her! All of my attempts seem to always end in failure.
Wanda: Cheer up, Timmy! Maybe sometime soon Trixie will actually be impressed!
Timmy: Yeah right, but I'll always end up getting catapulted by her security guards. Its just never gonna work.
Wanda: Maybe she's just not the girl for you.
Timmy: Don't say that! She is the girl for me! I just gotta think of a good way to impress her! Hmmmmmm.....hey I know! I'll ask SpongeBob for help! Maybe he knows some things about girls that I don't!
[cut to SpongeBob's pineapple house]
SpongeBob: Sorry, I don't know anything about girls. But Gary does!
Gary: Meow. [about to turn on the movie that was shown in "The Slumber Party", but SpongeBob stops him]
SpongeBob: Woah, Gary. We don't need to show them that movie. I'm pretty sure the fans have already seen that.
Timmy: Come on, SpongeBob! There must be something you know of that impresses girls!
SpongeBob: Hmmmm....well, did you consider taking her out to a fancy restaurant?
Timmy: Hmmm, well no. But that might just work!
SpongeBob: You should also consider writing a note ending with "your secret admirer", to make sure she won't know it is you until she finds out at the restaurant.
[cut to Trixie's house. Timmy puts a note at the front door, knocks on the door, and runs away]
Trixie: Hello? Anybody there? I heard knocking...wait, is that a letter? [picks it up and reads it] "Dear Trixie, you are thouroughly invited to the restaurant, "Super Fancy Place", located in Uptown. There will be music, delicious food, fast service, a clean smell, and a great atmosphere. I hope you make it! You'll find me at table 8 in the restaurant. Signed, your secred admirer." The Super Fancy Place? Wow, thats the most expensive restaurant in the city! My secret admirer must have a lot of money!
[cut to Super Fancy Place]
Trixie: Um, hi. I'm here to eat dinner with a rich secret admirer, who's sitting at table 8.
Host: Ah, yes. I believe I know where table 8 is. Follow me.
[the host guides Trixie to table 8]
Host: Here you are, young lady.
Trixie: Thanks. [to the boy who is covered in a black towel] Are you my secret admirer? Why do you have a towel on your head?
Timmy: You want to know who your secret admirer is? [pulls off the towel] Its me! Timmy Turner!
Trixie: [screams] What is the buck tooth loser doing here in a fancy restaurant?! Help! Somebody help me!
Timmy: Trixie, wait! Calm down! I won't do anything to you, or say anything weird.
Trixie: Oh..okay. But...but still.
Waiter: Greetings sir and madam, what will it be for exquisite refreshment?
Timmy: Say what?
Trixie: He's asking: what do you want to drink?
Timmy: Oh, sorry. I don't speak fancy. I'll have the lemon twist sour creamey lemonade.
Trixie: I'll just have water.
[cut to after Timmy and Trixie eat]
Timmy: That sure was yummy, wasn't it Trixie? We had great food, great music playing right beside our table, a clean table, and fast service!
Trixie: It was, but it would be more interesting if there were a better secret admirer.
Waiter: Here is the bill, sir. [gives Timmy the bill]
Timmy: WHAT?! $100,000?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??!!
Trixie: Well, you know. This is the most expensive restaurant in the whole city. And hey, I thought you were going to pay the check!
Timmy: I would have! But I didn't know the cost would be THAT high! I only have $15.48 in my pocket.
Waiter: If you don't have money, I'm afraid I will have to call the police.
Trixie: No! I don't want to get arrested. I'll just pay for the food. But buck tooth loser, you owe me BIG TIME!!!
[at table 9, we see SpongeBob, Cosmo, and Wanda spying on them]
SpongeBob: Uh oh, I guess that didn't go so well.
Wanda: You think?
[cut to SpongeBob's pineapple]
Timmy: SpongeBob, you said this would work!
SpongeBob: I didn't say it would "work". You did! And you were the one who thought of the restaurant to take her!
Timmy: Well, if you hadn't thought of the idea of taking Trixie to a fancy restaurant, she wouldn't have had to pay $100,000!
SpongeBob: Couldn't you just have wished for money?
Wanda: You two, stop arguing! And no, you can't wish for money, according to Da Rules.
Cosmo: Its really too bad! I have a million bills to pay off, and I don't have a job! Except being a fairy, which I don't get payed for!
Timmy: What am I going to do now? I gotta make it up to Trixie somehow.
Patrick: Hey everybody! What's going on?
SpongeBob: Timmy wants to impress Trixie Tang, a girl that he likes. Do you know how to?
Patrick: Hmm, have you tried talking fancy? Thats what its like when you say those words you see on dumpsters.
Timmy: Well, I guess I could give that a try! What could possibly go wrong?
[cut to Dimmsdale Elementary. We see Timmy walking up to Trixie, about to talk fancy]
Timmy: Hi Trixie! How the *dolphin chirp* are ya?
A.J.: [gasps] Did he just say?
Chester: Aye, he did.
Trixie: Buck tooth loser? Is it really you who's saying that?
Timmy: It sure is Trixie! Lovely *dolphin chirp* we're having today, isn't it? Boy this reminds me of those *dolphin chirp* days when I watched that episode of SpongeBob's *dolphin chirp* show where he and Patrick find out this *dolphin chirp* word that they keep *dolphin chirp* using turned out to be a *dolphin chirp* bad word. Then they go off to tell that old *dolphin chirp* cheapskate crab about the fact that they both said that *dolphin chirp* word.
Chester: Oh man, Timmy has completely lost his mind!
A.J.: Lets just back away so it doesn't rub off on us.
Trixie: Oh Timmy! Your fancy language is so, dreamy!
Timmy: I'm glad you feel that *dolphin chirp* way, Trixie! Although at the end of that episode, SpongeBob and Patrick ended up getting in.....[notices Principal Waxelplax]
Principal Waxelplax: Timothy Tiberius Turner! HOW DARE YOU CURSE AT SCHOOL!!!
Timmy: WHAT?! That "fancy language" was actually "bad language"? ARRRGH! PATRICK!!!!
Patrick: [hiding behind a trash can with SpongeBob, Cosmo, and Wanda] Sorry!
Principal Waxelplax: Mr. Turner, you are officially suspended from this school, FOREVER!!! NOW GET OUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!! [throws Timmy outside the school. SpongeBob, Patrick, Cosmo, and Wanda race outside as well]
Trixie: Never mind, buck tooth loser. You are NOT dreamy! I will never fall in love with a boy who has been suspended from school! [walks angrily back inside]
Timmy: Patrick! You said talking "fancy" would work! But you didn't tell me that it was "bad language"!
Patrick: Well I still think its "fancy"! Sorry you got kicked out, though.
Timmy: Man, now what am I gonna do? Trixie may never speak to me again, I got thrown out of school, which means I'm guarenteed to get grounded.....MY LIFE JUST SEEMS TO BE GETTING WORSE AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!
SpongeBob: I'm really sorry, Timmy. I really wish there were a way that we can get you and Trixie together. Then you're life won't be as bad!
Wanda: And besides! You can just wish we forgot all about the "fancy language" stuff! Then you won't have to get grounded!
Timmy: Hey, yeah! I wish we forgot all about the fancy language stuff!
Patrick: Hey, come on! Its cool!
[Cosmo and Wanda grant Timmy's wish, and at first it seems like everyone including the principal forgets about the "fancy language"]
Timmy: Ah, thats better!
Wanda: Yeah! Although, there is once teensy little problem. It seems the wish only affected your principal. But hey, at least you won't be in trouble!
Timmy: Yeah. But I gotta think of a way to make it up to Trixie.
SpongeBob: Hey, I know! Lets ask Squidward! He might know how to impress a girl! He got bit by the love bug once.
Timmy: Hey, yeah! Squidward might know something!
[cut to Squidward's house]
Squidward: Go away! All of you! I have better things to do than look at your disgusting faces!
Timmy: Please, Squidward! You should know how to impress a girl!
Squidward: Did you just say you want to impress a girl?
Timmy: Yeah! I'm trying to impress a rich girl in my class, but all of my attempts always seem to fail. And SpongeBob and Patrick tried helping, but they weren't much help.
Squidward: You got that right. Have you considered taking her to a romantic movie?
Timmy: Hmmm, well....what have I got to lose? I'll give that a try.
[cut to Trixie's house. Timmy knocks on her door]
Trixie: Hello? Oh its you. Hurry it up, you got 15 seconds.
Timmy: Say Trixie, would you like to see that new romantic movie with me?
Trixie: Well......I don't know.
Timmy: Listen, I'm really sorry about everything earlier. I was just...
Trixie: Yeah, I guess we can go check it out.
Timmy: Really?
Trixie: Yeah, just let me get ready first! [walks back inside]
Timmy: SHE SAID YES! SHE SAID YES!
SpongeBob: Nice job, Timmy!
Cosmo: Yeah, but lets hope it won't end in a tragedy!
Wanda: Cosmo, shhh!
Cosmo: What?
[cut to the movie theater. Timmy and Trixie are about to take their seats]
Timmy: Oh boy, I've been waiting for this for a long time!
Trixie: [yawns] Yeah, me too. I guess.
[the movie begins. Cut to the end of the movie]
Timmy: That was an awesome movie, wasn't it Trixie? [looks around] Trixie? Guys? Where did Trixie go?
SpongeBob: She went outside to get some air, I think.
[Timmy walks out of the theater, and finds Trixie looking at the full moon]
Timmy: Hey, Trixie! What did you think of that movie?
Trixie: I only saw part of it.
Timmy: Did you see the kissing scene?
Trixie: Why would I see the kissing scene when you're around?
Timmy: [sighs] Trixie, the fact is. I really like you. I mean, I...
Trixie: Hold that thought. [picks up her phone] Yes, he's here. Right in front of me. At the movie theater.
[suddenly, Trixie's security guards show up, and catapult Timmy into the air]
Trixie: I like you too, buck tooth loser! Thanks for everything you did with me today! I thought it was fun, even though it was bizarre.
[Timmy lands in his house, into his room]
Timmy: Did you guys hear that?! DID YOU GUYS HERE WHAT SHE JUST SAID?!
Wanda: Good for you, sport! You actually impressed Trixie! For once!
Cosmo: Aw man, pretty soon I may have to feed another mouth!
Timmy: Don't worry about that Cosmo, I'm just really, really happy! I've never been this happy in my life before!
[suddenly, Trixie bursts in through Timmy's door with her security guards]
Trixie: But I still wasn't finished yet! Today was bizarre, but it sill wasn't enough to impress me that much! But I still like you. Now then, security?
[one of the guards catapults Timmy into the sky]
Timmy: Oh well, at least she said she likes me!
[the episode ends]
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