The Lost Episode

== Description ==
Popee the Performer: The Lost Episode, also simply called The Lost Episode, is a satirical creepypasta of the Japanese children's show Popee the Performer. The pasta was first added on May 4, 2015 by YummCheesecake and mocks various Creepypasta tropes and clichés. The pasta also utilizes Stylistic Suck-like grammar throughout. The most notable of this "suck" being the use of "hte (misspelling of "the")," the odd incorporation of yiff, or the sexual subculture of the furry fandom, and the bizarre non-sequitur addition of Ryuji Masuda (the creator and writer for Popee the Performer) predicting the events of 9/11. 
== "Plot" ==
The pasta itself follows a user acquiring a lost episode of Popee on Amazon after failing to find a Kedamono body pillow. The "protagonist" witnesses disturbing visuals of dead characters, distorted visuals, and the Ryuji expressing displeasure of people "fapping to this." The main character breaks the CD, and finds they cannot escape from the episode playing constantly on their television. The story ends with the "protagonist" expressing the thought that someday, someone will upload the episode and curse everyone with the content contained within.
== Transcription of Creepypasta (Current Iteration) ==
this is fake
i was lookging for kedamonon body pillows on japanese amazon because i'[m in love with kedamono and i yiff him every night in my sleep when i suddenly found a dvd of episode "40"... it didnt have disc art just a regular dvd with hte name japanese and "50". i ordered it and it arrived in just 2 days which is really fast for a japanese order (i llive in the usa).
when i popped in hte dvd it showed the regular intro except everything had inverted color. i didnt think it scary cause its popee what should i have expected. but then it shows the circus wiht no one there and no music is playing then suddenly it cuts to popee and kedamono staring at each other. the other xharacers are lying on the ground naked (genitals showign) and seemingly dead. popee has red eyes and a blody knife. kedamono has fear in his mask and hes crying. this time you can see tears fall beneath mask.
hten popee tore of kedamondos shorts and you could see his pensi. that grabbed my attention more thtan anything and i was so turned on i took MY shorts off and startingg fapping (sorry i just love bara furry). but it wasnt hot for long then popee stabbed kedamono and cut him open his guts were showing and it was very graphi.c he was screamgin but there was no sound except ryuji masuda sayign "fap to THIS you furry fucks" i took the dvd out and broke ti in half.
i coudln;t watch popee anymore or draw kedamono yiff ecbause i was so scarred. and thatss not even the worst part of it. my tv kept playgin the episdoe every night at 1:00 am exactly but every time ryjji whispered somethign different.
"jet fuel cant melt steel beams" (ryujgi predictied 9/11?????)
"popee never waanted to yiff"
"this is how everything hsouldve ended"
"i cant believe peopel fapped to this"
and the last time it played i got a call form japanese number it was ryuji saying "Vanish mortal"
why would ryuji do this i cant look at popee anymore it makes me have to pee
if you see this dvd on amazon DO NOT buy it.
maybe some day someone will uplaodd this to the web and people will all be cursed
(I do not take any credit for this, I just copy'd and pasted the first version of this page, before it had all the edits done to it - Killu Chan-) why does this have bad grammar dudes
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