WEETBIXXX

Hello, if you find this journal, you will experience the horrors of WEETBIXXX like I did. 
September 22nd 2010: Dear Journal, my dick went hard, I think I need more cereal. (After driving in the car) Ermergerd, Weetbix has a new product, WEETBIXXX, sounds good, my anal pleasural crown has started throbbing, he agrees. 
September 23rd 2010: Dear Journal, nipples went soft today, something ominous will happen, I know my body, time for some CEREAL from my new carton of cereal :O. (After eating it) Well, my clopper senses are telling me these are Lucky WEETBIXXX Charms, whatever the fuck they are o-o 
September 24th 2010: Something is definitely wrong, my nipples feel like waterbags and my cereal packet now has 666 and Satan written in tomato sauce, I never knew I had Tomato Sauce. 
September 25th Ermergerd, WEETBIXXX is evilzzz, When I poured some more out into a bowl, one was shaped like PATRIXXX, my best friend who was put away in an insane institution (Ik that cant happen, fuk it) Another piece looked like the MUFFIN MAN who was my mailman for the week, and another one like a games console, inscribed on the back was "HE IS COMING" put with scratchy fingernails, it was by my favourite whore, XXProValenciaXx... 
September 27th 2010: I confronted XXProValenciaXx yesterday on TrollPasta Wiki, she replied that she was doing inscribing, nothing into a piece of weetbix lucky charms. I yelled at her and smashed her Gif Gallery, she repaired it and banned me, idgaf. Let me continue my life. Today was the recovery when she popped out of my closet with a skeleton and punched me upside the nose, it makes my noise sounds like a person who needs to blow their nose. 
January 69th 2666, HEY WHO CHANGED THE DATES! (No more diary entries) 
Officer Janson: Wowee, this diary is filling, and I learnt some new swears. Co-Officer Dumbass: CHIEF, Look at dis. (They look at the WEETBIXXX Packet) Everyone: Meh.
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