War of Bjancia Destruction

== Prelude ==
The prelude to the War of Bjancia Destruction(also, referred to as the Grande Dick War) began
around the second week of July in the servers of Eldham, travelers from Bai wanting to map the surrounding countries were spotted in the areas of Bjancia. One of these travelers who were gathering intel for their vassal state of New Dolmatia asked some of their people questions about their nation including what's a good number of soldiers for a nation starting out. The people of Bjancia were alarmed and eventually went to the higher ups of Bai worried and alarmed. The Baghara(Hydro Phoenix) tried to explain the misinterpretation and even sent evidence that the traveler who asked military questions asked him the same questions three days prior. The people of Bjancia went away for a little, then came back the next day to ask about the same problems, and added that they saw "more people" by their city. When asked follow up questions, they said that the travelers weren't armored and were just walking around. When asked for their gamertags, he found out it was the same travelers from the previous day, who went up to Jabal which is less than 100 blocks from Bavos. Feeling that the Bai didn't answer their questions to their satisfaction, the commander of Bjancia (Luis Von De Hautin) built a giant penis with a sign that said "Bai has no balls" in latin with a brothel next to it with remarks against the duchess. This is where the name of the war came from, grande=big, dick=penis. It was unknown whether of not Luis did these on the actions of the King of Bjancia as he aknowledge the building of the giant penis but no the brothel, and later actions of the king prove he had acknowledgement of the buildings while they were being built. The commander of Bjancia spoke with the Guaras, one of his lines peaked their interest and the way he knew their current feelings toward Bjancia. The Council of Guaras spoke with each other and it was determined that their was a spy amongst the ranks. Soon about 2 days later a man running for a spot for the newly reformed government of Enbaira came out as a spy and said that he's been working with Bjancia for about a month. The Council of Guaras realize that this was also the same time a month ago that Luis Von De Houtin also contacted The Duchess Araceli and tempted her with the idea of independence of Enbaira from Bai(not realizing the Duchess immediately went to the council). Not only that but he revealed that him and Bjanica were planning to start a revolution in Enbaira, get them to leave Bai for independence and eventually invade Enbaira while it was independent and take Baicalite too. They would in-turn leave them as the new leader of Enbaira. The revelations of this infuriated the guaras and things started heating up more with the countries as the leader of Baicalite saw two men from Bjancia and Jabal outside the walls of Baicalite going around armored up with weapons in hand. After so both nations declared war cold war on each other. Around this time an under-guara(Gamecoins) without reporting it to his higher ups found an abandoned building in southern Bjancia and built around it, he eventually called this settlement "Condull". It was around this time that New Dolmatia(Vassal of Bai) started working on Project:KitchenGun, Hydro started Project NonSenath with Nana working on Project:Immovable. Project:KitchenGun and Project:NonSenath were successes but never made it to the war, being shelved for later. Gamecoins started to report the settlement and was told to dismantle it. The owner of Bavos(the Capitol of Bjancia) came by Baicalite, looking around and eventually struck a conversation with the leader. He said he considers himself way more Bavosian than Bjancian and that he somewhat despised the country. The leader went and reported to the council who took this as valuable information, the Bavosian leader also mentioned that their was a spy(confirming the former Enbairan Politician's words). This angered the council who at the same time got news of Bjancia finding Condull. They complied but the King's immediate use of violence and egocentric and conceited tone left a bad taste. Bjancia though still declared war as the king decreed sooner. The Baghara Hydro Phoenix went back and gave the Bavosian leader instructions to mark their house and a choice to be an independent city state, an independent providence of Bai, or to be integrated into Bai territory. The Bavosian Leader chose to be a city state, grateful for the help Hydro Phoenix still kept the offer of Bai's protection, which the Bavosian Leader gladly accepted. He instructed the Bavosian leader to wait, but the next day he told the king of Bjancia that Bavos is no longer associated with them and that they're under Bai protection. The King being fearful fled to Jabal who annexed the land and threatened Bai to leave former Bjancia and threatened to use "Weapons of Mass Destruction". Luis Von de Houtin went into self-exiled(though the king lied at first and said this was by the state), Bavos stayed independent and under Bai's watch and Hydro Phoenix tried to see if it was possible to buy this land from Jabal. The king said they had plans for the land and Hydro stepped back, until he was told by the king's second-in-command that they actually had no plans for the land and he was being lied to. Being blinded by anger the Baghara drafted an ultimatum against Jabal while also in the ultimatum willing to offer compensation of the land, but pondered on it's use. The second-in-command came to Hydro and said that he departed with Bjancia's old land to reform it into a republic with the former king still being it's leader. Hydro used the opportunity to find out these "Weapons of Mass Destructions" were Crossbow Rockets, the same ones he sell in his Shop back at Florinth.
== Conflict ==
With the new Republic of Bjancia, Condull was sent an option to join them. Gamecoins was conflicted as he didn't want to undo everything he did, he asked to think it over and the new second-in-command (MurtleTheTurtle) gave him time. The leader(and former king) apparently didn't know this as he took Condull as a squatters and a hostile settlement. The king threatened to burn Condull down along with the settlement's founder and Baicalite. Taken this as a threat and still technically being the under-guara of war, Gamecoins declared Bjancia a hostile state. Around the same time though the leader did the same to Condull and without Bai or Zed's knowledge told Aeterna to get rid of Condull. Aeterna after their own conflict with Bjancia came to Condull and explained their situation. Around the same time, the leader of Bjancia also tried to claim Bavos again without the knowledge of the town's leader, while it was also still around Bai's protection. The leaders of Aeterna, Bavos, and Bai(along with Notos) all came together and planned an invasion of Bjancia's new center Bainridge. After about a day or two they planned to all use /declare war on Bainridge at the same time (even though Hydro told them it wouldn't work). Gamecoins happened to be 5 seconds faster and Condull was announced to be at war with Bainridge.
The next morning (for the U.S.) the world of Eldham was jumping to the national announcement board waiting for the two nations to make their announcements. It was at the enticipice of anxiety that the Duchess made the first announcement on the behalf of Hydro. The dicussion board on the server was quickly filled as Hydro, Hoidsflute of Khozikan, and the Self-Exiled Luis filled the board arguing for their side of the conflict. It was here that the reason for Caucus Belli was muddled, and Khozikan and Bjancia trying to make Bai seem imperialist. Bai tried to make sure that they weren't the only one declaring war as Aeterna and Bavos was fighting alongside them. During this time Luis admitted to not building the brothel but building the giant penis, working with a spy, and exiling himself for the sake of the nation even though the king took the credit. The view on the Arsine continent was muddled as it became a scene to the rest of the hemisphere that the countries in the continent was just using eachother was political assests and threatening tools against any threat. Bai though heated by the blatant threats of Khozikan and Bjancia which included "step down as leader" and "Stand down, demilitarise, and await our further judgement of your tenuous fate". Yuca of Batu came and settled a good amount of the confusion including the crimes accused of Luis, why it mattered, Bai's attempts to settle the matter, the spies sent to Bai along with the mapping scouts from the Celestial Confederation, and the view the rest of the hemisphere had on Bjancia, Jabal, and in-term Arsine as a whole. Yuca then restated that at the moment Batu is staying neutral as they were also going through reforms and didn't get asked by Bai to help with the war efforts. After this Zed of the new Bjancian Republic came to the board and after a little squabbling it was brought up the tryranny and hostility of their leader, to which Zed tried to excuse the actions of the new leader of the Republic, who was also the former king of the old kingdom. At this time Nana of Bai made the statement that it's one thing when your allies say something and people try to attribute that to you, in which case you can excuse them and not associate what they said to your actions, it's another thing to try excusing your leader from what they said and the actions of the nation they represent. The dicussion board died down after that and the prelude to battle has started, the silence before war has started and the anticipation of battle slowly started to take over.
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