S02E11 - He Who Must Not Be That Into You

The hosts start out the episode by singing a new song which they coin "Saved by Katie Bell" (a remix of the Saved By the Bell theme song). Lyndsay was not on board with this plan at first, but got on board when she realized the lyrics were going to be garbage if she wasn't involved.
They then discuss some of the international news stories that have come out about the podcast.
This episode picks up with the story near the end of chapter 4 and continues on to chapter 6.
== Episode Summary ==
Draco and Hermione finish up on the Ravenclaw dining table and then schedule a meet-up in the Room of Requirement. Pansy is given her walking papers by Draco and vows to find someone worthy of herself.
== Notable Moments ==
* "Laughing about horny wizards is a universal truth. Like love and kindness." ~ Allie
* Blowy on the Go-ey (blowjob on the moving staircases) ~ Lyndsay
* Slughorn as staircase joke
* References to Dick-tionary and Hologramma
* (L:) Pansy'd better... (D:) Speaking of loose ends, right? (L:) RUDE!
* Lyndsay paints a disturbing mental image of Polyjuice potion wearing off while you're penetrating someone.
* Reference to 18-23 year old boners joke from season 1
* Hosts calculate the velocity and force of the sex.
* Lyndsay tries to pin down the sex logistics with Allie and Danny's help.
* Which is worse as a euphemism for the vagina? Crevice or "Velvet Sleeve"?
* New Dick-tionary word: Badussy
* Everybody's trailing Draco, odd that he wouldn't notice all these people following him around.
* Allie and Lyndsay are not a fan of "milky" as a description for skin.
* Lyndsay seduction tip: If you're doing a striptease and the person in front of you is doing a blank stare, pull your pants up and run.
* Magical whale tail is called a "mermaid tale" and low rise jeans are called "Grindylowrisers"
* Danny coins the title of the episode.
* (A:) That must have been why Draco was in there. Just masturbating and waiting for her. (A+L:) Awwww
* Lyndsay confuses spell Muffliato as being about oral sex.
* Ron "the back-up plan" Weasley
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Down
* Senses doom on the horizon
* Liked that he didn't hide his knowledge of the Room of Requirement
* Liked the table sex
Danny: Up
* Geyser moment on the Ravenclaw table resulting in levitation
* Stood his grounds with Pansy
Lyndsay: Up
* No reasons given.
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Voicemail from Stephanie is played. She explains who Roger Davies is.
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