Mr Craps Interview

"Mr Craps Interview" is an episode of Spongebob, SMG4, Hoopla! AND KNUCKLES: Coast To Coast And The 2nd Overall
==Characters==
===Principal Characters===
*Spongebob Squarepants
*SMG4
*Hoopla
*Space Ghost
*Knuckles The Echidna
*Patrick Star
====Secundary Characters====
*Homer Simpson
*Mario(SMG4)
*Toad(SMG4)
*Zorak
*Master Shake
*Moltar
*Kenny McCormick
*Squidward Tentacles
*Glenn Quagmire
*Cleveland Brown
*Joe Swanson
===Guest Characters===
*Mr Craps
==Synopsis ==
The group decides to interview Mr Craps, but the problems begin when he hides in the studio and plans to murder everyone
==Transcript==
WARNING: 
This Program Is 100% Audiovisual Cancer, It Is A Crappy Crossover Of Series That Have Nothing To Do With Each Other, If You Like A Program Of This Type, You Should Be Locked In An Asylum, Without Eating For A Year, Possibly The Creator Smoked 40 KG Of Marijuana And A Red Mist And Please Don't Lose Neurons Watching This Shit
(Main Theme Starts Playing) 
(Chorus Starts Playing) 
(Guitar Starts Playing) 
(Psychedelic and striking effects are shown)
(The camera begins to close in on the studio) 
(Main Theme Ends) 
Hoopla: Welcome Again To SpongeBob: Coast to Coast, or Well Now It's Called Something Different, But The Name Is Total Cancer, Literally, It Looks Like A Copy Of Bee Shrek Test In The House, But Now, Where Is Everyone!?? 
(Camera Moves Abruptly)
Quagmire: Well Guys, This Is My Playsponge Collection 
SpongeBob: What Big Pores!! 
Hoopla: ¡¿What the Fuck Are You Doing!?, This is a Family Program 
SMG4: Watching Quagmire's Playsponge Collection, Duh? 
Mordecai: Also, if this show is a family show, why did you say shit on national television?
Rigby: And also in Live!
Hoopla: That doesn't matter, come on guys, I want to be a SBFW star again, since Hoopla's Fantastic Beach is on hiatus, I haven't found another job besides this fourth-grade show, please behave!! 
Spongebob: Ok But... What do we do with Space Ghost, he got drunk a few hours ago and still doesn't move 
(Patrick plays it with a stick) 
Hoopla(Exhausted): Ok, But I Hope You Found Tonight's Interviewee, Right? 
(Awkward silence)
Spongebob: He He, Uhhhhh, Nope 
Hoopla(Angry): They've had all the damn time in the world and they haven't found anyone who wants to be interviewed!!? 
SMG4: These Are Tough Times... In Simple Words, Nobody Is Interested In This Shit Show And I Completely Understand You 
Hoopla (Angry): But without interviewees they won't give us our checks, stupid 
SpongeBob: Well, we'll have to turn to the Black Market... 
(Everyone looks weird at Bob)
SpongeBob: What?, Is That Or Selling Us As Strippers On The Internet, Patrick Are You Coming With Me?
Patrick: Only If We Buy Drugs 
SMG4: But... And What Are We Going To Do!? 
SpongeBob: Let Me See... A Call TV Type Program
(Everyone Shivers Frightened) 
Hoopla(Shivering):Pro-gram.. From...CALL TV!!!? 
SpongeBob: You Stay Here, We'll Go To Someone Who Wants To Be Interviewed 
SMG4: CALL THE POLICE, THEY ARE KILLING ME!!!!
French Narrator: A Few Hours Later
SpongeBob: Ok Patrick, We're Here, At The Black Market... 
(Patrick looks Horrified) 
Patrick: I thought they only sold drugs... 
SpongeBob: Not Only That, They Also Sell Body Parts, Sperm, Illegal Content, Crude Oil And Of Course People
Patrick: So... Which person do we buy to interview? 
SpongeBob: No Patrick, We're Not Going to Buy Them, We're Going to Kidnap Them 
Patrick:...You're Sick, Dude
SpongeBob: Patrick, Noidea777 Doesn't Pay Us Anything to Be on This Show, We Have to Find Someone to Interview 
Patrick: How Many Times Did You Say The Word "Interviewed" In This Episode
SpongeBob: That Doesn't Matter! LET'S JUST FIND THE DAMN INTERVIEWEE!! ALREADY!!! 
(Awkward silence) 
Patrick: So Who Do We Interview? 
(Insert 1 Minute Montage of SpongeBob and Patrick Trying to Kidnap Someone Suitable for the Office) 
(I know, I'm too lazy to fill out this transcript anymore)
(Bob is shown in Patrick's car) 
SpongeBob: Wow, it's been an hour since I stayed to rest a little in the car and Patrick hasn't arrived yet, where will he be? (
Patrick with a black bag in his hand purplely opens the car door)
SpongeBob: What the fuck is going on!!! 
Patrick: SpongeBob Carry This Bag In Your Hand!!! 
SpongeBob: Can you explain to me what's happening!! 
Patrick: Look Behind You
(SpongeBob sees that several men with guns are running towards them) 
SpongeBob: Speed ​​up the car!!! 
French Narrator: Meanwhile In The Studio... 
(Knuckles is seen wearing a chicken suit)
Hoopla: It's Already 5 AM And Nobody Has Still Answered The Question, What Color Is This Yellow Bird 
Knuckles: Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!
All: Yellow! Yellow! Yellow! 
Space Ghost: What's wrong with them!? Call me idiots! It's a Grossly Ridiculous Question Like the Supposed *Exhales* PRIZE... That We Have!
SMG4: Poor Space Ghost Is Delirious...
(SpongeBob and Patrick Violet Enter the TV Studio) 
Hoopla: Guys Arrived! 
(Everyone Destroys the Things and Decorations of the Call TV) 
(Sounds increase) 
SpongeBob: What the hell is wrong with them! We just arrived and they act like this 
Hoopla: That's Why We Don't Have to Do This Anymore 
SpongeBob: But I have to tell you something, only Patrick knows who the guest is, I didn't see anything 
Space Ghost: Well now you have to worry, because who knows what brought this mentally retarded person 
Hoopla: Shut up! I Don't Want To Be Censored Again...
Patrick: To be honest, I forgot who I kidnapped
SMG4: It'll be better to see it now...
Mr Craps: Sons of a bitch!!! I Almost Died Thanks to You!!! 
Everyone: Mr Craps?! 
SpongeBob: Patrick, why the fuck did you bring Mr Craps, if you know that he wants to destroy me every time he can 
Patrick: Well, the synopsis of the program says that you talk about talk about controversies and interview SBFW celebrities. 
(Cut to Noidea777 Writing Some Shit on SBFW)
Noidea777: That Makes Sense to Me
(Back to the studio) 
SpongeBob: Ok Patrick, but if he tries to attack me... I'm going to kill you! I'm going to destroy you! I'm going to turn you into a taco of meat!!! 
SMG4: Bob, Calm Down, He's Completely Tied Up- (Mr Craps Disappears Without a Trace) 
Everyone: Oh Shit... 
SpongeBob: What the fuck are we doing, he's hiding in the studio 
Master Shake: I have an idea, we have to separate ourselves into groups, although that is a very bad idea because someone always ends up dying but we are too stupid to know that and the creator of the program wants to see us dead... 
Everyone: Let's do that! 
Narrator: A few hours later... 
(Hoopla is seen trying to enter the weapons room) 
Hoopla(With a card in his hand): Ok, the last one is the charm or was it the third one... I did it! This is for you Dad 
Mr Craps: And soon you're going to meet him... 
Hoopla: Karate Kick Hsifkxfjkx- 
(Hoopla Breaks Her Leg And Breaks The Floor)
Mr Craps:.....That Was Disappointing (Meanwhile Elsewhere) 
SpongeBob: Did you hear that? 
SMG4: Nah, I don't think it was anything
(Meanwhile Patrick) 
Patrick: Hoopla, you're okay. 
Hoopla: I Think So... I Crushed Someone... 
Patrick: Motherfucker, Crushing Kenny 
Hoopla; I'm a Bastard 
(The living room door opens)
Mr Craps: Hello Kids... 
Hoopla and Patrick: AHHHHH-FNIXLXNFIDKXKCNB (Unintelligible noises) 
Joe: You know that raping children is illegal 
Mr Craps: But I don't even rape them. 
(Joe Kicks Him) 
Mr Craps: Son of Banana... Now You're Gonna See 
(Since We Don't Have a Budget, Noidea is Going to Sing and Hum "What I've Done" by Linkin Park)
(An Epic Fight Starts Between Joe and Mr Craps)
(Joe Hits Him But Mr Craps Dodges And Throws A Chair At Him)
(Cleveland, Quagmire, Squidward, Zorak and Moltar Join the Battle) (Mr Craps Defeats Them Easily, Ha Ha How Stupids)
(Joe tries to fight back but Me Craps throws him into the window)
(Joe Falls Off the Building) 
(Mr Craps Wins) 
(SpongeBob, SMG4, Space Ghost, Master Shake AND KNUCKLES Enter the Room) 
SpongeBob: I've already defeated you several times and this time will be no exception
Mr Craps: Ok But This Time I'm Going To Go Harder... 
Narrator: The images you were going to see are so crude and explicit that we are going to replace them with images of kittens... Look at them, they are so cute and adorable- Please Mr Craps You Don't Attack Me Either-ckcooxck!AHHHHH!!!
SpongeBob: Mr Craps This Is Your End... 
Mr Craps (Vomiting): Why did you hit me in the stomach? 
SpongeBob: But first... Why are you doing this? Why Do You Commit Murders and Kidnappings? Because? 
Mr Craps: When I was a child, my mother bought me and my brothers some chocolates, but I arrived late and they didn't leave any chocolate and since that day I have killed people.
SpongeBob: Don't Worry Mr Craps I'll Treat You to My Chocolate 
Mr Craps: Really!?
SpongeBob: Yes... 
(And Since Day SpongeBob and Mr Craps Became Friends and Died in a Car Accident) 
(The End)
==Trivia==
*It's the first episode with a special guest
*Noidea777, The Creator Of This "Series" Hates This Episode Very Much
Category:Episodes with guest stars
Category:Cookie Monster
Category:TV-14