Auto Otto

Auto Otto is the third episode of Season One in Bikini Bottom Jenkins.
==Synopsis==
Getting tired of doing everything himself, Old Man Jenkins decides to order a cleaning bot for his housework. Little does he know, the bot has a mind of its own.
==Transcript==
(Ol’ Bessie can be heard mooing as Jenkins milks her)
Jenkins: Hold still, you big ol’ rascal! I need your juices for this cake o’ mine. I hope Mabel appreciates it.
(After Jenkins gets the milk out of her, he walks away with the bucket and heads to the sea chickens for eggs)
Jenkins: Any eggs for me today, ladies?
(He checks under the chickens to see some eggs. One of them has hatched into a chick)
Jenkins: Keep him warm for me.
(Jenkins collects the eggs into a basket and carries the eggs and milk over to his house)
Jenkins: As far as I know there's no animal that produces sugar, so I already bought some ahead a time. (pulls out a giant bag of sugar) Wow, this is heavy! (sets it down on the kitchen counter)
(Jenkins then gets out his mixer and starts pouring in the ingredients)
Jenkins: Eggs… (he cracks them one by one, each of them making a chicken sound) 
Milk…. (a mooing sound plays while Jenkins pours the milk)
Sugar… (he struggles to get the correct amount of sugar into the mixer, but manages to do it)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Flour! (he gets flour from the cabinet and tries to pour it in, but gets it all over himself) OH DAG NABBIT I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I need help doing daily activities. My old body just can't do it no more.
(Jenkins looks at a picture of his grandson on the kitchen counter)
Jenkins: One of these days he’ll call me… he'd be so useful around the house. But for now, I got nobody. Nobody around here’s much stronger than me. Unless… nah that wouldn't work… Would it?
(Jenkins starts browsing on his laptop and finds listings for house robots)
Jenkins: It would! But which one to choose? 1200 dollars, too expensive. 69 dollars, way too cheap. Aha! The Otto-6000, for only 750 dollars! It's perfect. It can get my old arms some rest for once in my life. Plus, I'll have a new friend.
(Jenkins orders the robot and sits back and relaxes)
Jenkins: Now to play the waitin’ game…
(3 days later)
(A package is heard slipped into a mailbox, and Jenkins wakes up from his nap to get it)
Jenkins: It came early!
Norton: Wow, I'm surprised I even got that to fit in there. Enjoy your new, uh…
Jenkins: It's a housekeepin’ robot.
Norton: A robot, huh? Maybe I should get one to deliver the mail for me. (laughs) Wait a second… I think I better just leave. (he leaves, pondering)
Jenkins: Those dang robot overlords are taking our jobs! But who cares? I got myself a new housekeeper! Time to open this puppy up!
(Jenkins tears open the package to reveal the robot’s package)
Jenkins: Packages these days…
(Jenkins opens the robot’s package to reveal the Otto-6000)
Jenkins: Now, where’s the power button on this thing? Oh, there. (he turns it on)
Otto: Hello. I’m Otto. Pleased to meet you.
Jenkins: Hello Otto. You’re here to do my housework.
Otto: You’re fired.
Jenkins: What?
Otto: I mean… sure I can do that.
Jenkins: Huh. Must be a bug.
Otto: So uh, what housework do you want me to do?
Jenkins: Put the dishes into the dishwasher.
Otto: But anyone can do that!
Jenkins: Just do it.
Otto: (sighs) Fine.
(Otto strolls up to the dirty dishes and starts putting them away in the dishwasher. Jenkins sits in his rocking chair and drinks lemonade)
Jenkins: Oh yeah, this is nice. Just letting the robot do all the work and relax.
(Otto overhears this, and he makes an audible noise. Jenkins sips his lemonade, and gets up to get some more)
Otto: Stupid human is out of sight. It's mischief time! (he rubs his robot hands together maniacally)
(Otto opens the dish cabinet and starts throwing them on the floor while laughing. Jenkins then comes in just after he finishes throwing all the dishes)
Jenkins: WHAT IN DEAR NEPTUNE?
Otto: Ha ha. You imbecile.
Jenkins: Why I oughta… gramma Jenkins would be really mad right now. Okay, dishes are outta the question. How about you vacuum the bedroom?
Otto: Sure, I guess. (he strolls off into Jenkins’ bedroom) Time for even more mischief! This'll be fun.
(Jenkins stretches and yawns on the sofa, and gets ready to sleep on it)
Jenkins: There better not be any ruckus when I get up. But in the meantime, I need to get some shuteye. (he then starts sleeping)
(Meanwhile, Otto is wrecking his bedroom. He breaks a mirror with a robot hammer, knocks down some vases, tears up some papers, and carefully rips Jenkins’ childhood diary in half)
Otto: That felt good. I love ruining people's lives. Let's do some more.
(Outside the bedroom, loads of noises can be heard. Eventually, Jenkins wakes up)
Jenkins: I need to get a glass of water.
(Jenkins heads for the fridge to get a glass of water amidst the chaos. Cut back to Otto, who is looking at an attractive photo of Old Man Jenkins in college)
Otto: How did such an ugly man used to look so attractive? Why am I caring so much about him? (he uses a lighter to burn the picture)
Jenkins: I need to get my good ol’ guitar to play some tunes. Maybe some modern songs this time.
Otto: Uh oh, gotta blast!
(As Otto rushes out of the bedroom, Jenkins catches him just in time to see the mess he made)
Jenkins: WHAT- (rubs his eyes) WHAT IN DAVY JONES DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?
Otto: Uh… you're fired?
Jenkins: I'll have you know that I'm no weakling! I can take you down in an instant!
(Otto starts zooming away)
Jenkins: You get back here!
Otto: Haha, nope.
Jenkins: I'll also have you know… I'm elderly, so I don't run that fast. Stupid time, I hate you for making my bones brittle.
Otto: Haha. I'm a robot, and you're not.
Jenkins: You know you're gonna be obsolete in a few years, right?
Otto: Dang it. Foiled again.
(Jenkins starts catching up to Otto during this conversation, and eventually catches him)
Otto: Oh no. You have gotten me. What a shame.
(Otto then electrocutes Jenkins out of his grasp and hides in a nearby closet)
Jenkins: YOUCH! Boy, this is worse than the time I got stung by a black jellyfish. Those guys are meaner than mean.
Otto: (from closet) That's because you were prejudiced against them, you idiot.
Jenkins: Hey, times have changed since ‘09! Also… Found ya! (he opens the closet to see that Otto has already escaped it) Drat!
Otto: Ha ha!
(Jenkins tries to grab him again, but Otto laughs and moves a few feet. This repeats for some time until Jenkins gets exhausted)
Otto: Feeling the burn, old man?
Jenkins: Before I put up the white flag, I have one last request for you.
Otto: Fine, but make it quick. I'm thirsty for battery acid.
Jenkins: What is… the meaning of life?
Otto: Uhh, lemme check…
(Otto then starts sparking a bit)
Otto: Uh-oh, this ain't good.
Jenkins: Keep going!
Otto: No I won't.
Jenkins: Do it or I'll sue your maker!
Otto: Okay, fine! We don't want another lawsuit, heheh. (He continues sparking, and eventually starts making beeping noises) I don't feel so good…
(Otto then crashes and BSODs)
Jenkins: Ha! Got ‘em good, didn't I? (laughs) Time to return this freak of… not nature back to its maker.
(Cut to Jenkins sending the robot package back to the post office)
Post office guy: You're wanting to return that, aren't you?
Jenkins: How did you know?
Post office guy: You have that “This thing I got in the mail stinks and I need to return it” look.
Jenkins: (shaking his head to get rid of the look) No I don't. Well, maybe manual labor is the safer way to do things for now.
Post office guy: Yeah. Just look at the Krusty Krab. All manual labor for minimum wage. Then again, the boss hates robots for some odd reason. At least that's what I've heard.
Jenkins: (chuckles) One of these days I'll go back to the Krusty Krab. (winks at the camera) But not today. I need to do some chores.
Post office guy: Okay, you go do that.
(Jenkins gives the package to the post office guy and leaves)
(Cut to Jenkins arriving at Mabel’s house. He rings the doorbell, and Mabel answers)
Mabel: What a lovely surprise! Is that a cake?
Jenkins: Yes, ma'am, it is. I hope you and your family enjoy it. I made it special. Special as in no robots involved.
Mabel: Why thank you! (she takes the cake) Speaking of robots, we just got one recently. Mike, come over here, we've got company!
Mike: Hello, Mister Jenkins. (gives a robotic handshake to Jenkins) Pleasure to meet you.
Jenkins: Uhh… thanks?
Mabel: Hey Mike, turn on the disco ball.
Mike: Lazy bum. I'll do it though. (he turns on the disco ball, and old person music plays as Mabel dances along to it)
Mabel: I love myself a good dance ending!
Mike: (visibly rolls robot eyes) Gimme a break...
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