Trojan Whores

"Trojan Whores" is a mission in Saints Row: The Third.
==Overview==
Shaundi calls to Playa to inform them that Pierce and Zimos have thrown a party at the Saints HQ. Shaundi, still mourning over Gat, is disgusted with the crassness of the party and leaves once Playa arrives, after scolding Pierce and Zimos. Playa stays and the three enjoy the party. Pierce enjoys a lapdance from one of the many scantily-clad strippers, but as they relax and close their eyes, the stripper attempts to kill Pierce with Playa's 45 Shepherd; Playa realizes this just in time and punches her in the face, saving Pierce. The rest of the strippers then brandish weapons and open fire, starting a massive firefight in the penthouse.
Playa, Pierce, Zimos and various gang members repel the attackers, including a wave of snipers on the rooftops, the loss of power inside the penthouse, and a group of Morningstar Vultures.
Following their failure, at an undisclosed Syndicate location Killbane voices his displeasure with Viola and Kiki DeWynter, who hired the assassins. Killbane incredulously scoffs at the idea of "hooker assassins" despite Viola's insistence that they came "highly recommended". After Kiki and Viola attempt to leave, Killbane picks up Kiki with one hand and snaps her neck in a rage. Scared and stunned, Viola agrees to stay with The Syndicate; Killbane accepts her "apology" and plainly offers her a VIP pass to the upcoming Murderbrawl XXXI in an effort cheer her up over the loss of her sister.
==Gameplay==
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This entire mission takes place in the Saints HQ.
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Start by gunning down all the strippers littering the HUD alongside Zimos and other 3rd Street Saints until Pierce goes down upstairs.
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Go up and revive him; the amount of time to revive him depends on which Upgrades have been purchased and game difficulty. After some dialogue, the power goes out.
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Grab the McManus 2015 sniper rifle.
*The McManus 2015 stays in the inventory after quitting or completing the mission, the Annihilator RPG can not.
*Picking up the McManus 2015 is still a mission objective if it is already owned.
*If all snipers are killed without picking up the McManus 2015, it is automatically equipped, skipping the next two objectives.
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Go up to the rooftop to deal with the enemy snipers. Use appropriate cover on the rooftop.
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Use the HUD and the light beams that protrude from the sniper rifles to find where the enemies are. They all die from one hit from the rifle regardless of where they are hit.
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Once all the snipers are dead, head to the maintenance room, the same room where Shaundi and her group come up in "Party Time".
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Restore the power; After Oleg calls to warn about the helicopters.
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Head back upstairs to the second floor and grab the Annihilator RPG anti air weapon.
*The Annihilator RPG does not stay in the inventory after quitting or completing the mission.
*Picking up the Annihilator RPG is still a mission objective if it is already owned.
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Head back up to the rooftop for a decent vantage point and fire rockets at the incoming Morningstar Vultures. Once all five are down, the mission ends.
* It is possible to destroy the helicopters without picking up the RPG.
==Rewards==
==Newscast==
==Trivia==
* Despite calling Shaundi to start the mission, she is in the opening cutscene, but not in gameplay.
* It is possible to have two Pierces simultaneously during the mission if he is called as a Homie using the Cellphone before beginning the mission.
* It is also possible to bring Angel, Kinzie, or Oleg to help during the mission.
* During the opening cutscene, the Saints in the Saints HQ are default Saint homies. After the cutscene they revert back to fit any Gang Customization.
* The song that plays throughout this mission is called Honeys in the Place by Aaron Wheeler.
* The Morningstar-themed Vulture helicopters that appear in this mission are unique to this mission and are not used elsewhere in the game.
* The name is a play on .
* In the pre-mission phone call, Shaundi mentions that a party is taking place, but there is no activity in the Saints HQ until viewing the cutscene.
* The helicopter pilots cannot be killed.
* The hookers increase the number of Morningstar kills in the Statistics.
==Transcript==
===Prologue===
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===Cutscene #1===
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