Maurice and Me, March 2012

Maurice and Me is a Tumblr blog by Randy Rose, lead singer of The Residents. The blog was active between February 2012 and January 2019, and often featured historical anecdotes about Rose's history with The Residents, as well as further context about Rose himself and projects including the video series In My Room and the Wonder of Weird live tour.
This page collects posts made to this blog in March 2012, archived from the original Tumblr page by The Mysterious Spanish Ladies.
==Blog posts==
===Thursday, March 1st 2012 (1)===
Some are into silver
Some are into gold
Some are into having
Something nice to hold
 Tagged: #Animal, #Poetry, #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Thursday, March 1st 2012 (2)===
Here’s another picture of me in costume for the show I will be doing in NYC from March 24-27. It’s not a very big place so my fans should buy tickets early, but I want to make sure everyone knows this a SOLO show and not a Residents’ gig with the whole band. I don’t want Chuck & Bob’s fans to get pissed when they see it’s just me. (photo by Josh Keppel)
Check it out here if you want to know more: http://support.henrystreet.org/site/PageServer?pagename=AAC_PERF_the_residents
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Thursday, March 1st 2012 (3)===
This Who Do You Love? from my show Sam’s Enchanted Evening that I’ll be performing in NYC at the end of March. Once again, this is a DEMO - not the way we actually perform it in the show. For those that don’t know Who Do You Love? was written and originally performed by the incomparable Do Diddley. I saw Mr. Diddley for the first time back in 1963.
Click here if you want to find out more about the show: http://support.henrystreet.org/site/PageServer?pagename=AAC_PERF_the_residents
 Tagged: #The Residents, Randy Rose.
===Saturday, March 3rd 2012 (1)===
Okay, okay… somebody named edgaryuckyburrito looked at the straight razor on the last part of my Baby Sister story and said, “Hey Randy, how come your razor has the initials "RRR” when your name is Randy Rose. Okay, if you HAVE to know, my real name is Rudolph Randolph Rose. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s a funny name.
Just don’t call me “Rudolph, the Red Nosed Randy!” That’s what they said when I was eight years old and came to school with a cold. GOD! I HATED IT! Life is cruel.
 Tagged: #Portrait, #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Saturday, March 3rd 2012 (2)===
Hey Randy, how's Carlos and his mother? I hope they are doing well.
televandalist
Well Tele, to be honest Carlos and me are not on such great terms, but I hear his mom is doing better. R
===Sunday, March 4th 2012===
Dammit, but I miss Carlos. He's quite good on Coochie Brake, and he's actually doing a great impression of you on 'Outside the Fence'. You know, the 'Why, why me?' part.
thsprrw
Yeah, Carlos is okay on Coochie Brake, but the guy’s a whiner, you know what I mean? It’s always something with Carlos. R
===Monday, March 5th 2012===
"Every crowd has a silver lining."
— P.T. Barnum 
===EXPLORING LA - Part 6 - Tuesday, March 6th 2012===
EXPLORING LA - Part 6
When I put up the photos about exploring LA a couple of weeks ago, I forgot to show some pictures that I shot in an Air Force Museum. Well, I didn’t exactly forget - I just got confused and didn’t know exactly how to deal with them and I’m still kind of puzzled. I mean I didn’t know whether to see this as fantastic outsider art or be embarrassed by the questionable taste demonstrated by our Guardians of Democracy. I think I’ll go for outsider art - that makes be feel better.
Meanwhile, I have been working on a short movie about my LA outing. I’ll have it ready in a day or two.
===Wednesday, March 7th 2012 (1)===
ladygagapoopoohead asked me, “Hey Randy! So what do you do all day? I mean you can’t spend ALL YOUR TIME exploring LA and hanging out with a cat. Do you take drugs or watch TV or what?”
Well, poopoo, I do all kind of stuff, hardly any of which is taking drugs or watching TV which is pretty much the same thing. Lately I’ve been signing these stickers that go inside of a bunch of books that we’re selling to our major fans. The book is all pictures of me and Chuck and Bob backstage on tour, plus a CD containing early versions of the Talking Light stories. It’s WAY COOL! But if you haven’t bought it already, it’s too late now. But there may be a few more for sale when we do the 40th anniversary tour later this year.
But I’ll have to say, signing “The Residents” 180 TIMES!!! plus numbering all of them is WAY BORING! It would probably be better if I did take drugs.
===Wednesday, March 7th 2012 (2)===
Here’s a photo from the book I talked about in my last post. It’s me and Chuck hanging in a shower somewhere in Europe. The book is called Night Train to Nowhere. I’ll see if I can find a copy of the picture on the cover.
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Wednesday, March 7th 2012 (3)===
I found it - here it is. This the cover of the Night Train to Nowhere book. Cool - huh?
 Tagged: #Landscape, #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Wednesday, March 7th 2012 (4)===
Hey everybody, it’s LESS THAN ONE WEEK before I leave for NYC to do my Sam’s Enchanted Evening show at the Abrons Art Center. Here’s another picture of me performing Sam in Berkeley last October. (photo by Elizabeth Gohr)
If you want to know more, click here: http://support.henrystreet.org/site/PageServer?pagename=AAC_PERF_the_residents
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Wednesday, March 7th 2012 (5)===
Here is Ring of Fire from Sam’s Enchanted Evening. Unfortunately we may be cutting this song out of the show, which is too bad because it’s one of my favorites. But I thought maybe my buds out there might like to hear it.
Sam info available here: http://support.henrystreet.org/site/PageServer?pagename=AAC_PERF_the_residents
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Thursday, March 8th 2012 (1)===
"Work like you don’t need the money.Love like you’ve never been hurt.Dance like nobody’s watching."
— Satchel Paige
===EXPLORING LA - Part 7 - Thursday, March 8th 2012 (2)===
EXPLORING LA - part 7
Okay, this is another one of the pictures I took when I went to the Air Force Museum. I have to say this stuff really confuses me. I mean, I feel bad for the families of people who just vanish into the craziness of war, but then I look at this and I can’t figure out exactly what the message is. “You are not forgotten” - and this how you are remembered? I’m sorry, this stuff kind of messes with my head.
It’s my hand, of course. 
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===EXPLORING LA - Part 8 - Thursday, March 8th 2012 (3)===
EXPLORING LA - Part 8
One more LA photo. I know most people don’t expect to see cows in LA, but I found this one. Well, it wasn’t exactly in downtown LA but Downey is not too far away. I don’t know why I took it - it just seemed like a kind of cool cow.
It even said MOO! and stuff like that.
 Tagged: #Animal.
===Saturday, March 10th 2012 (1)===
Here’s another picture of Maurice. It’s not hard to see the get-that-goddam-camera-out-my-face look.
 Tagged: #Animal, #Cat.
===Saturday, March 10th 2012 (2)===
[YouTube video: "Randy's Graveyard Movie"]
So here is the movie I made about exploring LA. It started out in the cemetery but being there made me so upset that when I started making the movie it got kind of weird. I don’t really know what else to say except that I’m not really a filmmaker or anything. I just kind of like to fool around.
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Sunday, March 11th 2012 (1)===
Hey Randy! What Is The Best Thing Ever? Just Wondering.
mrxindeed
A firm ripe tomato at the end of the summer.
===Sunday, March 11th 2012 (2)===
"Bull in China shop is gentle creature compared to detective who make pass at man wearing glasses."
— Charlie Chan
===Flight Delayed - Tuesday, March 13th 2012===
Yo everybody! Randy here, sitting at the airport waiting on a flight to NYC where I’ll be doing my Sam show starting March 24. Unfortunately my, uh, private jet has, uh, a broken engine so I’m having to use a regular commercial flight. Bummer, huh? (You probably noticed how I started this post with “Yo” instead of “Hey” to show how I’m getting ready for The Big (cr)Apple.)
===Thursday, March 15th 2012 (1)===
YO EVERYBODY! I MADE IT!
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===YO! And stuff. - Thursday, March 15th 2012 (2)===
Well, it’s been kind of a struggle but everything is going okay. The worst part has been trying to figure out how to get photos on to tumblr with my iPad. WHAT A FUCKING HASSLE! Man, they need to get this technology stuff worked out. But I finally got it. Meanwhile rehearsals are going well - it’s going to be a great show. R
===Thursday, March 22nd 2012 (1)===
PRACTICALLY A DISASTER!
===MORE YO! - Thursday, March 22nd 2012 (2)===
Okay, so there’s this picture that says, “PRACTICALLY A DISASTER!” and IT’S TRUE! Well, practically true, anyway. That’s Joshua (Joshua Raoul Brody, for those that don’t know) my accompanist for the Sam shows in NYC that you see in the picture. Well, Joshua and I were just sitting there having dinner after rehearsal a couple of days ago when all of a sudden, it was like WORLD WAR THREE with all these fire trucks and emergency vehicles stopping like RIGHT NEXT TO OUR TABLE! I shot a movie of it but I’ll wait till I get home to post it because it’s so goddam complicated to get the movie out of my camera and into tumblr with nothing but an iPad - like I don’t have a life or something!
Meanwhile rehearsals are going great. I can’t wait to do the shows starting in THREE DAYS!
===Friday, March 23rd 2012 (1)===
Sam at Abrons Poster - Night Time Version
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===YO! - Sam Poster - Friday, March 23rd 2012 (2)===
Okay, so down below is the night time version of me on the poster for Sam’s Enchanted Evening, the show I will be doing at Abrons Art Center in NYC starting THIS SATURDAY NITE! The shows for Sat & Sun are already SOLD OUT! But there are still tickets for Mon &Tues so if you want to see something cool, GO FOR IT! The rehearsals are going well, so I’m excited. Then I get to go home next Wed and see Maurice, which is pretty exciting, too.
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose. 
===Friday, March 23rd 2012 (3)===
MAURICE MISSING!
 Tagged: #Animal, #Cat, #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===Saturday, March 24th 2012===
Okay, as you might expect, I’m pretty goddam upset. I mean, here I am rehearsing for my show in the middle of fucking NEW YORK CITY and I get this text message from home saying that MAURICE IS MISSING! Here’s the deal - I have this buddy, Schooner, back home and Old Schooney always goes over to my place and feeds Maurice when I’m out of town on tour or whatever. So Schooner shows up last night and Maurice is not there! Now this is just NOT RIGHT! I mean, Maurice’s mission on earth consists of TWO THINGS - eating and sleeping, well he also pees and poots, but that’s just the other end of eating - and he does an EXCELLENT JOB of fulfilling these functions. Maurice is like a REALLY RESPONSIBLE CAT! So what this means is that Maurice not showing up for dinner is like THE FUCKING POPE NOT SHOWING UP FOR EASTER MASS! I’m sorry I’m too upset. I can’t go on right now. I need a drink.
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===YO YO - Tuesday, March 27th 2012===
Okay, I know I left everybody kind of hanging after that last post about Maurice being missing and all, so I thought I should do a little update here. Maurice is still gone and I’m still in NYC so the situation is pretty hazy, but Schooner’s on the job I so did get a little more info. Apparently this was an inside job - not only is Maurice missing, but also HIS FOOD, so somebody let themselves into my apartment WITH A KEY! Okay, I know it wasn’t old Schooney, but I can make a pretty good guess as who it was. I’ll be home in a couple of days - more later. Meanwhile, my shows have been going good, although I’m pretty distracted, what with the Maurice situation and all. We’ve done three performances so far and I think all of them have been sold out, although we could have been a little short tonight. Tomorrow is the last one then it’s back home - but it will feel kind of weird to be there without Maurice.
 Tagged: #The Residents, #Randy Rose.
===HOME AT LAST! - Friday, March 30th 2012 (1)===
Okay, this is just a short update to say I did make it home in one piece, but the piece is still without cat, so I can’t say I’m the greatest mood. But I will be hot on the trail this weekend and hopefully have some good news soon.
Meanwhile my NYC Sam shows were great. We sold out all four performances and are hoping to go back before too long and do some more.
But… first things first. HOLD ON MAURICE, BUDDY- I’M COMING!
===Friday, March 30th 2012 (2)===
[Audio file: "Hold On I'm Coming" by Sam & Dave]
FOR MAURICE!
==See also==
*Maurice and Me
*Randy Rose
*Sam's Enchanted Evening
*Sam's Enchanted Evening (Original Demos)
==External links and references==
*Maurice and Me
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