Shut Up Withheld It’s a Metaphor!

Shut Up [Withheld] It’s a Metaphor! is the sixteenth episode of Total Drama SBFW. It aired September 15, 2019 and was written by Purple133.
== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with a Purps confessional)
Purps: So I feel like Jasbre is out to get me. NOBODY SHALL KNOW MY SECRETS! 27!
(Cut to the room where SBCA, Cici, and Joey get to talking)
SBCA: So guys now that we’re in the merge and Matchy’s gone, we have to ensure that it’s not one of us going home.
(Vanessa overhears this and growls; Vanessa confessional)
Vanessa: So the guys decided to have a meeting without me. Great. 
(Cut back to the meeting)
Cici: Vanessa! Get over here!
Vanessa: Okay!!!
(Vanessa runs over)
Joey: So we need to get rid of one of the people from Team Steve.
Vanessa: You think?
SBCA: But who?
Joey: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. How about Crazy?
SBCA: You really think they’d be alright turning on Crazy?
Vanessa: I mean yeah that could work. They’ll think we’re voting Purps but we’re actually voting Crazy.
Cici: But who do we get to help?
Vanessa: I have an idea.
(Vanessa walks over to Jasbre and Image)
Image: Oh, hey Vanessa. 
Vanessa: Hey. So I know you guys are probably planning to vote us.
Jasbre: Yeah how did you know?
Vanessa: *sigh* would you be willing to work with us?
Image: I don’t see why not, us ladies have to stick together.
Jasbre: *cough* stereotypical *cough*
Vanessa: So me and the boys talked about voting out Crazy.
Jasbre, Why?
Image: He’s an idiot.
Vanessa: Harsh and not the reason. He’s just annoying.
Image: Which lines up with him being an idiot.
Vanessa: I guess so.
(Cut to the challenge)
Alex: Welcome to your challenge everyone! Today, you will be going through an obstacle course!
Waluigi: WAH! There are many challenging parts to get through in this course.
Alex: The first person to complete it wins!
Waluigi: Go!
(Image sprints into the course but gets sent flying away by a wrecking ball)
Image: Woah!
Purps: Guys are you INSANE?
Alex: Yes. Who cares if we used construction equipment?
Purps: I do!
Crazy: I don’t.
(Bot runs to complete the course but gets picked up by a crane)
Alex: So now you might have picked up on the fact that this isn’t an obstacle course, but actually a survival chamber. Hahahahahaha.
Waluigi: WAH! You bug me.
(The floor beneath the contestants vanishes causing them to drop into the “survival chamber”; SBCA confessional)
SBCA: Wait what?!
(Purps confessional)
Purps: This is gonna be chaos. 
(Cut to Crazy trying to cross)
Crazy: Okay so I’ve dodged this much and-
(Crazy gets trapped inside of a giant bubble)
Crazy: Ah shit,
Alex: And eight people remain!
Joey: Hey look a red button!
(Glue shoots out at Joey from all directions and he gets stuck)
Joey: Dammit.
Jasbre: If you see the red button, you don’t push it.
Joey: Thanks for the heads up.
Purps: What about the blue button?
Dan: Green?
Vanessa: Purple?
Jasbre: GUYS SHUT UP!
(Jasbre tries to run across the ground but slips on an ice cube and gets knocked unconscious)
Vanessa: Haha loser.
Alex: Six of you still remain. Way to go.
Waluigi: WAH! Let’s up the stakes a little shall we? The winner of this challenge is not only safe at the next elimination ceremony, but also wins… free tacos!
Purps: FOOD? I HAVEN’T HAD REAL FOOD IN MONTHS.
(Purps pushes Dan into a trapdoor)
Dan: Oh shit.
Golf: Purps, that was ruthless!
Purps: You’re still here?
Golf: Yes, and I would like to know if you would like to weed out another contestant.
Purps: Very odd metaphor.
Golf: I know. How opposed would you be to voting Crazy? I heard the people from Team Hell would like to and if we get rid of that nuisance then we have control over who they vote.
Purps: How?
Golf: I’m good at taking control.
SBCA: Hey guys what’s up?
(Golf gets hit by a golf cart and knocked out)
Purps: Heh, ironic. Um Golf wants to use you guys or something.
SBCA: What?
Purps: Yeah, Yeah. I think maybe it’s time Golf gets the boot.
SBCA: Well that sounds like a plan then.
(SBCA confessional)
SBCA: So Purps and I are friends now and he wants to take out his own original teammate. Wow, I must be a better friend then Golf was!
(SBCA steps in gum and gets stuck)
Alex: Cici, Purps, and Vanessa are still fighting to win!
Purps: SERIOUSLY I NEED 27 TACOS!
Cici: Purps what is it with you and that number? 
Purps: I’ll reveal it if I GET MY TACOS!
(Vanessa walks over to Purps)
Vanessa: Hey Purps so I know you want tacos but could you maybe let me win?
Purps: How about no.
(Purps steps aside just in time to see Vanessa get showered with cold water)
Vanessa: Alex am I out?
Alex: Yep.
Vanessa: GRRRRRR.
Cici: Purps you win.
Purps: What?
Cici: You clearly want to help us out in this next vote so it doesn’t matter which one of us wins.
Purps: Thanks!
Alex: And Purps wins because Cici forfeited? Okay. I’ll see you losers later today at the elimination ceremony.
(Cut to Purps, SBCA, Cici, Vanessa, Jasbre, Image, and Joey)
Purps: So Golf has got to go.
Jasbre: You sure?
Image: He’s a jerk and doesn't say much anymore.
Jasbre: I guess.
Vanessa: Plus he’s controlled a lot of votes from what Purps has said.
Jasbre: Should we tell Dan?
Vanessa: Sure.
(Cici walks over to Dan)
Cici: Hey Dan you and Crazy and Bot should totally come over to this circle with everyone but Golf because he’s in the bathroom. Right now.
Crazy: o. Okay then. Are we voting him?
Cici: Yeah. Alright you guys can stay.
Bot: I guess that makes sense, Golf is like the bad guy isn’t he?
Cici: I guess so.
(Cici confessional)
Cici: I really have no clue what’s going on. I’m just trying to stay with the majority. 
(Cut to the elimination ceremony)
Alex: Alright stick note yeah. Go vote.
(Everybody votes)
Alex: Let’s get this done in record time. 
Golf: Why? Shouldn’t it be more suspenseful? 
Alex: No. okay so Bot, Cici, Dan, Image, Jasbre, Joey, Purps, SBCA, and Vanessa are all safe. 
Waluigi: WAH! Take your sticky notes dammit!
(Jasbre eats his sticky note)
Dan: Jasbre remind me to punch you in the face tomorrow.
Jasbre: What?
Alex: Crazy, Golf, looks like you two dudes are in the bottom. Both of you barely say anything except the occasional joke or catchphrase, but Golf is like a little bit more conniving and villainous. Which is why it isn’t a surprise really that he has been eliminated after all these days out here playing.
Crazy: WOOHOO I NEED TO TALK MORE DAMMIT!
Golf: Guys, guys, guys. WHAT THE FUCK?!
Purps: Bye loser.
Golf: I’LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOT-
(Waluigi drags Golf away)
Alex: Well that was… eventful. Goodnight guys and please don’t let the bedbugs bite because I just bought new mattresses for you.
Purps: Thanks!
Alex/ Shut up [withheld] it’s a metaphor!
Purps: What?
Alex: It has to be said this episode.
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