Scot at a Baseball Game

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country of America and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring: "RUN....RUN!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run you bastard, r-run will you!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: "R-r-run you bastard, r-r-run will you!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. 
The Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run you bastard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." 
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride laddie! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
Category:Athletic Humor