Annoying Orange: Leprechaun Flu/Transcript

Orange: Whoa! Look at all those rainbows! Color me impressed! Hahahaha!
Grapefruit: But why are there so many?
Marshmallow: Maybe it's because today is the greatest day ever! Yayyy!
Grapefruit: Maybe, but it also seems like something might be up.
Liam: Achoo!
Orange: Whoa! Quadruple rainbow!
Little Apple: All the way across the sky!
Marshmallow: So intense! Yayyy!
Grapefruit: Am I the only one who thinks this is too many rainbows?
Orange, Little Apple and Marshmallow: Yes!
Marshmallow: Silly Grapefruit, there's no such thing as too many rainbows.
- [Liam] Ah-choo!
Orange, Little Apple and Marshmallow: Yayyy!
0:31
Grapefruit: But where are they all coming from? What the heck is going on?
0:35
Liam: Bad news everyone, Liam's come down with the Leprechaun Flu. Ah-choo! Sorry.
0:42
Little Apple: No need to apologize, we're actually really enjoying it.
0:45
Liam: Ah-choo!
0:46
Marshmallow: Wheeeee! (giggles)
0:49
Liam: Hey stop acting so excited about this, the Leprechaun Flu is a very serious disease. I can't even shave.
0:55
Orange: Yeah guys, it ain't nothin' to sneeze at Hahahaha!
0:59
Liam: Now I'm tellin' ye, it's an awful disease and ye shouldn't be makin' light of it! Ah-choo! (farts)
1:04
(coin clattering) - (sharp intake of breath)
1:05
Grapefruit: Orange?
1:07
Little Apple: I think he just witnessed something so hilarious that his brain shorted out. This happens from time to time.
1:12
Grapefruit: Hold on, Liam, did you just fart a gold coin?
1:14
Liam: Aye! Farting coins is stage three of the Leprechaun Flu. So you see now? The Leprechaun Flu is no laughing matter. Ah-choo! (farts)
1:23
Little Apple: Hahahahahaha!
1:25
Grapefruit: So let me see if I've got this straight, when you contract the Leprechaun Flu you fart gold coins?
1:30
Liam: And sneeze rainbows, aye! It's truly terrible!
1:33
Little Apple: What are you talking about? This is the greatest type of flu I've ever heard of.
1:36
(ominous thump)
1:37
Liam: No. it's positively awful! When I sneeze, it, it...
1:41
Little Apple: Hurts?
1:42
Liam: Well no it's more of a soothing feeling. Relaxing actually. But after a Leprechaun Flu sneeze you feel so incredible that you have to ponder, wow, I really feel awful all the time and that's truly an awful feeling!
1:54
Little Apple: Uh, okay?
1:56
Liam: And the coin farts! Oh, don't get me started on those! Those are awful as well!
2:00
Little Apple: Because they smell bad?
2:02
Liam: Well, no, they smell like fresh clover after the rain. It's quite nice, actually. But it's mighty inconvenient if you're farting all the time on the job!
2:09
Little Apple: What are you talking about? If you're farting gold coins while on the job why do you even need a job? You're rich!
2:14
Liam: Ah, well I suppose that's a good thing (farts). But believe me, the Leprechaun Flu is a very serious thing! But this is only stage three of the Leprechaun Flu.
2:23
Grapefruit: What's stage four? Burping out adorable bunnies? (laughs)
2:26
Liam: Ah no, that was actually stage one.
2:28
Bunny 1: Are you my mommy?
2:30
Liam: I told ye already, I'm not yer mommy.
2:32
Bunny 1: Awe, okay, wheeeeee!
2:35
Liam: Stage four of the Leprechaun Flu is, get ready for this, spontaneous combustion. Needless to say, there is no stage five.
2:42
Liam: Wait so you're saying that if you reach stage four you'll explode?
2:47
Orange: Hey! I Heard the word explode and I'm back with you. Hahaha! What are we exploding? Tell me tell me tell me!
2:54
Grapefruit: Nothing Orange. There's not gonna be no explosion 'cuz we're gonna cure Liam's flu right now.
2:58
Orange and Little Apple: Awwww.
2:59
Liam: Oh try not to act so happy about it, ye big meanie-heads! Ah-choo! (farts) Oh look at that jackpot!
3:06
Little Apple: Liam, how will we know if you're heading into stage four. What are the signs?
3:10
Liam: There's one tell-tale sign. I'll start adding syllables to words. When a leprechaun starts adding syllables to words, now you know it's getting serious.
3:17
Little Apple: Wait, say syllables again.
3:19
Liam: Sylla-billa-bles?
3:20
Little Apple: Syllables!
3:21
Liam: Sylla-billa-bug-ables! Oh!
3:23
Little Apple: Awe man, this is getting serious!
3:25
Liam: Aye, couldn't be more seria-bill-a-bug-alous (farts) Oh!
3:28
Little Apple: Oh gosh, we gotta cure him quick!
3:30
Grapefruit: What's the cure for Leprechaun Flu?
3:32
Liam: There's only one known cure, any orange in the vicinity must stop talking immediately.
3:36
Orange: Huh? For how long?
3:38
Liam: Forever.
3:39
Orange: Aww, can the orange still nya-nya sometimes?
3:42
Liam: Nope.
3:43
Orange: Yeah, there's no way that's true.
3:44
Liam: He called me bluff!
3:45
Little Apple: We appreciate the effort.
3:46
Liam: You're welcome. It was worth a shot. But seriously, the actual cure-a-bong for the bith-abug-flub-bug-bloo-bloop for th-fliba...
3:53
Grapefruit: Maybe we should take a few steps back.
3:54
Liam: For the Leprachaun-flib-dibble. Oh no. For the Leprach-aba-flibbles.
3:58
Grapefruit: Yeah he's definitely stuck in a billabong loop.
4:00
(music swells) - [Liam] Billabong billa...
4:00
Little Apple: Guys, we gotta get outa here, it's getting worse!
4:03
Liam: Billabong bibbidibong bibidibibiloo! Ah-choo! (farts) (burps)
4:08
Bunny 2: Hey there everyone, are you my mommy?
4:11
Grapefruit: Kid, get outta here!
4:12
Liam: Billabonnnnnggggg!!!
4:16
(explosion)
4:18
Orange and Little Apple: Ahhhhhh!
4:26
Orange: Whoa. More like billa-bomb, amirite? Hahaha!
4:31
Little Apple: Is everyone alright?
4:33
Grapefruit: Looks like it. Well, not Liam of course.
4:36
Bunny 2: Grapefruit you saved me.
4:39
Grapefruit: No biggie, try not to read into too-
4:41
Bunny: Will you be my mommy?
4:43
Grapefruit: Uhhhh.
4:46
Bunny 1: And my mommy too?
4:47
Bunny 3: Will you be my mommy?
4:49
(music swells)
4:50
Grapefruit: Uh. Hey, look! A mommy!
4:54
Bunny 2: After our mommy!
4:55
Bunnies; Mommy!
4:57
Grapefruit: AHHHHHH! 
Orange: Hahahaha!