Sans

"i'm scared
sans don't hurt us please" - xyag.space users
on september 12th, 2019. sans said "let there be light." and started xyag.space by fucking wasting 8 USD.
he is the only funny person on the site.
sans canonically wears absolutely nothing when he toots.
as of september 17th, 2019, sans is allowing people to reclaim the slur "yagger." you may only use the term "xyagger" if you were on the original xy.ag. If not, you may use the term "yagger." 
sans is also now selling xyag merch. 
☀https://www.etsy.com/listing/737588843/preorder-xyagspace-buttons?ref=shop_home_active_1
go buy some or get banned, just like everyone else.
if you got banned for not being online for 1-2 days, that was probably sans. you're welcome. now toot something, god dammit.