Gnomeregan News Weekly (072307)

Gnomeregan News Weekly
July 23, 2007 (c.623)
Stormwind Under Siege by Tauren!
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Undead Necromancer unlives just outside Stormwind!
Incredible details included! PG2	
Heartfelt Interview with Defias Leader, Edwin VanCleef!
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Stormwind Under Siege by Tauren!
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==Page 1==
Earlier this week, a Tauren Druid named Slick Nick was seen attacking the Stormwind Keep. We here at the GNN dispatched a news crew to interview him. When confronted, Slick Nick simply responded with a laugh, then punted our camera man into the Canals...and stepped on our reporter. 
He was brought to justice soon afterward by the Stormwind Guard.
Our reporter is due for a full recovery.
==Page 2==
Recently, a man named Creel was found dead...then mysteriously was found wandering around Stormwind City. The only reasonable explanation would be that he is now Undead! After a brief confrontation outside of his homestead, it was discovered that he is actually a Zombie Necromancer, planning on destroying Stormwind with his zombie minions. He may deny it, but he will eventually be forced to admit his condition.
==Page 3==
Recently, our news team ventured out to the hidden base of the Defias Brotherhood. We spoke with Edwin VanCleef himself. We only had a few questions-worth of time, so here it is:
*If you only had one word to describe your cause, what would it be?:
"Our cause is righteous!"
*How would you describe those who seem against you and your cause?:
"Lapdogs, all of you!"
*What would you say your goal is?:
"The Brotherhood will prevail!"
A man of few words.
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