Officer Lumbar Support

==Overview==
Officer Lumbar Support is a police officer and stripper with a lowercase "s."
==Detailed Biography==
Officer Lumbar Support calls the show in an attempt to arrest Jonny Calzone, and Squeak claims to be an undercover cop and says she has detained Jonny. After further inquiry, it's unclear whether Officer LS is an actual cop or a stripper with a lowercase "s," as he seems to identify both as a cop and a hot cop. Squeak grills him on his access to velcro pants, which has lots of.
==Appearances==
Return of the Calzoniverse Part 2