Untie Me First

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Posted on 16 March 2015
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==Transcript==
- Bondage? How topical.
What is this?
- You got aggressive. You came at me. Can't have that.
- You broke into my home,
and snuck up behind me.
- I've been trying to do this is as delicately as possible.
- Delicate is not a word I would associate with you.
Can you please untie me?
- No.
- No?
- You don't look like you're ready to play nice.
- What do you want?
- Employment.
- Try Craigslist.
- Don't you at least want to hear my proposal?
- Untie me first.
- Do you promise to behave?
- Look, I know that you are supposed to be this, like, off-the-charts, super-badass Ninja chick,
but I don't give a shit.
This isn't how I have conversations.
- Worked for you and Greg.
- Ah, yes, our old pal Greg.
What is the deal with you two, anyway?
- I have no control over other people's obsessions.
- Well, whatever you did do to him--
- He brought it on himself.
- Unite me.
Come on. What are you really afraid of?
- You're going to do something stupid, aren't you?
Seriously?
I've seen six-year-olds with more torque.
Was that as fun for you as it was for me?
Have we learned our lesson?
Or do I need to tie you up again?
Do I?
- No.
- You have talent, but it needs to be shaped. To be worked properly.
And I can help with that.
- Is this where you say, "we're not so different you and I?"
- We're not.
We both had things that we love taken from us.
- Cut the shit.
- What's your pitch?
- The pitch is: I train you. I teach you how not to die. Prepare you for Endgame.
Which is what I do.
- Not according to Greg Jordan. He says you don't play that game anymore.
- Greg Jordan has his head up his ass.
Is that really who you decided to trust?
- I don't trust anyone. Especially someone who breaks into my home,
hides in the rafters and then ties me to a heavy bag.
- I'm here because I believe in you.
Maybe that's hard to believe because of everything that I've been doing,
but it's the truth. I haven't felt this way about anyone in a long time.
- What happened to them?
- He was killed.
- Well, that's not very inspiring, given your training.
He was 12. I wasn't training him.
We were trained together.
Brought up in the same cell.
- You're the one who escaped.
- My price is fair. I get results quickly.
We can't have you dying, Stella.
Let me help you, and I promise you won't.
Is this a deal?
- Why not.
- You won't regret it.
- I'm gonna go take a shower.
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