Kathoid Hochul

Kathoid Hochul (nee. Courtney) was an American politician, lawyer, Bank Executive, and Governor of the State of New York. She was first female-identifying Governor and second synthezoid Governor of the state, serving from 1 AB until her resignation in 11 AB. She was first elevated to the position of Governor following the resignation of Android M. Cuomo (the first synthezoid Governor) after numerous scandals plagued that synthezoid, including of embezzlement, traffic violations, theft, extortion, (and 593 other), to which Cuomo repeatedly employed the defense 'I'm just italian.' 
Hochul served the remainder of Cuomo's term from 1 AB to 2 AB, and was reelected Governor in 2 AB, beating Red Corporate Interests Candidate 'Lee Welding' by a margin of 43 votes. This was grand and yass progressivism, and so it was declared that Kathoid Hochul would be the most progressive Governor in US History. On her inaugeration day the statue of Liberty in New York Harbor was torn down and the 'Statue of Kathtery' replaced it. 
She employed such progressive policies as increasing police funding and presence in public spaces, cracking down on poor people stealing groceries to live, and pledging unwavering allegiance to the North American Overlorddom, the Mummy, and of course the world-renowned London War Crime Emporium. This was Grand. 
=== Controveris ===
Kathoid was embroiled in several scandals of her own throughout her long and storied Governorship; one of which was her February 17, 4 AB violently-charged threat against the nation of Canada in which she threatened, "If Canada someday ever attacked Buffalo, I’m sorry my friends, there would be no Canada the next day, right?" This statement was met with utmost condemnation from Canadian Prime Minister Justinian Trudeau. However, Kathoid was later hailed as a visionary and hero after the Desolation of Ottawa saw the North American Overlorddom's conquest of Canada in 7 AB. 
Another Kathoid blunder occurred on May 6, 4 AB, when, in a closed-door meeting, she told a group of synthezoidlean investors, "Right now, we have young humans growing up in the Bronx who don’t even know what the word computer is. They don’t know, they don’t know these things." 
This was an extremely offensive remark to approximately 99.9% of New York State's population, who demanded the Governor retract her anti-human statements. She eventually did. "Sorry for hurting your mortal feelings," said the Governor while laser beams shot out of her eyes.
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