Sugary Personalities

Sugary Personalities is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Who of the following should NOT be profiled in a "People Magazine®" article titled "The Three Musketeers: Where Are They Now?"
===Choices===
1. Aramis
2. Porthos
3. Donatello
4. Athos
===Choice Quotes===
1. "A cologne. A musketeer. A cologne and a musketeer."
2. "Porthos? Incorrect. You have shamed yourself. FULL ON YOUR SWORD!"
3. "Donatello."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"Yeah, he'd be in the People article 'Renaissance Artists: Where Are They Now?' A-and of course the answer would be… y'know… dead."
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