The Great JIF War

The Great JIF War, also known as the War on Peanut Butter, is a war between the Anti Peanut Butter Coalition against JIF, Planters, and the Banzenpop alliance that occured in the year 3487123904156029347561 when all of the belligerents were teleported through a world portal to a world with no end to the universe and boosted into the future. THIS IS NON-CANON