Blood Drive Quotes

:Dwight: Having trouble finding a vein?
:Nurse: Yup, a little.
:Dwight: How about now?
:Dwight: [aside to camera] I've trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.
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:Michael: These people need love and I am going to get it for them. Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be Cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say, "Ah! I'm in love. I was hit by cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.
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:Michael: Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. Hawaiian blood punch.
:Woman: Oh, that's gross.
:Michael: Type O-Ocean Spray.
:Woman: God, stop. Stop it.
Category:Season 5 quotes