Sakura

Sakura is a major character who appears in: Adongralo.
A witch whose hobby is to develop curses and use them against people who mildly inconvenience her.
==Synopsis==
===History===
Sakura was born in Valm, where she lived peacefully with her parents and brother, Crann. Growing up, she developed an interest in magic, specifically curses and potions that utilised materials to be made, having access to several flowers and herbs from her parent's garden. Her brother, was eventually banished from their village for his questionable experiments. Unfortunately, the Black Knight killed her parents in a brutal assault of her village, where he called them cunts, causing them to explode (Sakura believes its because he used a curse word, which was forbidden in her household). Sakura cried and mourned over their ashes, but her magic caused flowers to sprout from the ashes in her garden. Seeing that they were golden and glowing, the Black Knight had the garden extracted and stole them all from them. She vowed to steal their parent's flowers back and get revenge on the Black Knight for everything he had done to her. She sought out her brother, who'd been living as a hermit, studying magic, but was quickly shunned away, so she was forced to get revenge alone.
===Ray's Backstory===
Main Article - Ray
Sakura came across an annoying scholar called Ray. After an argument, she cursed him to become illiterate and ugly as pig shit. In addition, the witch cursed him to only be able to wear ravioli shoes and have a tiny willy that becomes a big willy when he sees something he's attracted to.
===Jamel's Backstory===
Main Article - Jamel
Sakura came across a half-orc with a pigish face who was annoying her, so she cursed him to have bass boosted visions of the future at really inconvenient times that have narrations explaining obvious occurrences.
===Adongralo - Chapter 9.5: Monster Castle===
Sakura had an ongoing prank war with her witch neighbour in a nearby castle, but her adversary crossed the line, when she stole her glower garden. Sakura went to her neighbour's castle and froze her garden in response, only for the witch to turn her castle into a living monster that ate her. Sakura covered herself in grease to not get chewed up, and fell into the stomach, where she met a mailman who was also stuck and had a jar of peanut butter. He was jealous she was covered in grease, so she told him to study wizardry at Tarando university. She helped him get out by making him able to climb up walls and told him to get help and after an hour a goblin came down on some rope telling her to grab her hand, but she trapped him in the rope direction, before getting digested further into the stomach. She was in a wooden room with acid seeping through the walls, so she froze it, causing the walls to break and burst behind the frozen acid, resulting in the castle exploding in pain and collapsing on the floor. Her neighbouring witch, Prunus got up and berated Sakura from the roof of the castle for destroying it. Sakura grabbed her by the collar with a rope in hand and sent her into the rope dimension, only to quickly realise the witch was a goblin in disguise and that there was a rope by her feet transporting her into the rope dimension. There she met with the Rope Monkey who explained that there she'd been duped. Sakura was disheartened that she wasn't the true rope witch, but the Rope Monkey reassured her, saying that the rope witch was inside her all along, by reaching inside her stomach and pulling out a rope witch doll. Morbius played by Jared Leto was also there. The rope dimension is like the hyperbolic time chamber in Dragon Ball, so Sakura and Morbius spent year learning how to tie a dimensional breaking knot with rope that allowed them to escape the rope dimension. Prunus was shocked to see them, before getting kicked half to death by Morbius, then being sent to the rope dimension by Sakura.
===Adongralo - Chapter 9: Heading North===
Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, and Alex Jones had entered her castle and walked into her dingy basement area full of black cats and cluttered objects like laundry and materials for potions or curses. They looked at a clock on the wall and discovered it was half past six in the morning, meaning they'd been in the mansion all night. Sakura, in her pyjamas walked through some beaded curtains with a cup of coffee, puzzled that the intruders managed to get into her lair. Alex Jones immediately shouted at her and called her a fraud, so the woman tried to turn him into a leg of ham, but didn't have the necessary materials to do that, so she said "oh I oughta!" while wind milling her arm. Bryeek asked her why she's cursing people only to find that its her hobby and that she's got beef with the Black Knight, because he stole her flower garden. Seeing a mutual enemy, they considered recruiting her into the Bognin Ballers (much to Alex Jones' dismay, as he wanted to kill her for being a magic user) and explained that they were hunting down the Black Knight Gang for a multitude of different reasons. Considering the offer as beneficial to her, she agreed, introducing herself as Sakura, and brought Mr. J with her. They returned to the main camp, where the rest of the Bognin Ballers were waking up. Ray and Jamel were furious upon hearing that the very witch that cursed them was now apart of their mercenary group, furthermore, she wasn't even apologetic and couldn't lift their curse, since she didn't have the necessary materials to do it, even if she wanted to. Jamel lamented that his nightmares wouldn't end, which confused Sakura who thought she gave him a curse that gave him bass boosted visions of the future at really inconvenient times that have narrations explaining obvious occurrences. Jamel then revealed that his visions were often of a great calamity that brings about an "era of assholes" as he called it, although in recent days he's been having occasional visions of a war in the northern country of Double Dinky, between its military force and the Black Knight Gang. Deeming this nightmare vision worthy of investigation, the party set off for Double Dinky. After a safe journey, the reached the border, where they were immediately thrusted into a snowball fight by some kids from the northern country. Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, Iron Juan, Kirin, and Sakura retaliated and obliterated the group of Double Dinky kids at their own game before proceeding onwards into the country.
===Adongralo - Chapter 10: Dilemma at Pop World===
Continuing forward into Double Dinky, the Bognin Ballers found that the dramatic decrease in temperature too much to handle, so they went to the nearest clothing store to get Winter gear. There they met a half-orc called the Meg, who wanted revenge on the Black Knight for throwing a fridge on her head and calling her a fridge-head, while she was at school. At the winter store, they saw a flier for a club called Pop World that was doing deals on drinks in Quango, so they headed there, hoping to also get information about the supposed war that was about to start in Double Dinky. Pop World wasn't open yet, so Billiot, Bryeek, Sakura, and the Meg went to the Blacksmiths, where they met Austin Powers, who was telling an old lady asking for spare coal that he has "lost his mojo and his coal, baby!" He revealed that the storm was magic and Double Dinky wasn't normally that bad. Sakura asked for a suit of armour, but Powers only had his phallic armour that responded to his mojo, which she didn't want. She then asked for a hammer, but didn't have a license, so she took a test: she passed her theory and failed her practical, so she needed to book another one at a later time. Next, they went to the circus, where they saw Plin Plon again, who was having her newest animal addition, Paaadington, perform an act to get his hammer license. Paaadington had three hats on, so Billiot the Idiot instantly went back to the winter clothing store and got another hat and gave it to the bear - call that shit Paaaadington. Paaaadington passed his test and got his license that Austin Powers officiated; to celebrate, everyone went to Pop World as soon as it opened and partied, until Austin Powers showed up and started beating the security team, because they'd banned him. Suddenly, a man shouted that The Government, was at the door, so everyone looked in shock and the music stopped, but it was just a guy called The Government telling everyone that some knights had come with blankets and coal, so everyone rushed out to get some. Billiot, Bryeek, Sakura, and the Meg went out to find the people of Quango crowding around some knights handing out blankets and coal, so Sakura "freeze rayed" her way to the front of the crowd and took a blanket and piece of coal from a knight. An old man dressed like a 15-year-old shouted out, "the supplies are nowhere near sufficient enough and you're just trying to save face to other countries while denying the existence of the Umbra Ignis Stone that has clearly been proven to exist!" A knight denied the existence of the stone, which caused an uproar among the crowd and Sakura froze that knight for no reason too, which caused the knights to get hostile. Sakura began freeze raying them all, until a large knight walked up and counter-freeze rayed her. The four Bognin Ballers were under attack by a group of knights, but fortunately, Austin Powers was near by and ready to help, baby; in his penis armour, he started judo chopping all the knights in a glorious display, leaving the party with just eight knights to fight. Bryeek punched Sakura, freeing her from the ice and smashing her into a knight, so hard his head came off. The fight was intense and the four took considerable damage, but were able to kill the majority of the knights. Billiot the Idiot tried slashing at the general, but his blade bounced off, due to his own weakness, causing him to get grabbed and thrown into Bryeek who managed to catch him, before sharing a passionate kiss with him. Retaliating, Billiot the Idiot tried to shoot him down with his bow and arrow, managing to pierce through his helmet and hit him between the eyes. Somehow it wasn't lethal and the knight stood there with an arrow in his head; he took it off to reveal his hardened ice skin. His name was Mr. Freeze and he said, "Ice to meet you!", before running off, seeing his knights had been defeated by just five people, bellowing, "stay cool!" as a final message. Billiot questioned if what they did was the right thing to do, since all the knights were doing was providing warmth to these people, but Bryeek and Sakura retorted that AKAB (All Knights Are Bad) was alive and well. Quango gave the Bognin Ballers a place to stay for the knight, since they hated the knights and still got the blankets and coal from them anyway. In the morning, they discovered that a bounty had been placed on Billiot, Bryeek, Sakura, the Meg, and Austin Powers' heads by the Double Dinky authorities - much to Bo Jangles' dismay for wanting a clean slate in a new country. Austin Powers agreed to help them get to the king's castle (now that "the last straw had been drawn at Pop World"), so that they could ask about this Umbra Ignis Stone and whether the king was actually causing the storm. On their way there, they were stopped by a man with glasses who asked if they were the Bognin Ballers. Sakura freeze rayed him, as he was taking something out of his jacket pocket, only to find out it was a letter. It was from the leader of the resistance, who was also a charity worker for orphan kids. It detailed how he wanted to get the Bognin Ballers' help in taking down the monarchy and using the Umbra Ignis Stone to finally rid their country of this cruel storm, so they unfroze the messenger, who was one half of the brothers Grimsby, and let him lead them back to their resistance camp.
===Adongralo - Chapter 11: Real Steel ===
Nobby led the Bognin Ballers to the resistance camp, where the other half of the Brothers Grimsby is, Sebastian Graves. Graves welcomes the Bognin Ballers and shows the wanted posters for Billiot, Bryeek, Sakura, The Meg, and Austin Powers, telling them that he appreciates that they’re “sticking it to the man” for hiding the truth from non-magic users. Graves tells the party that he wants to join forces and get the Umbra Ignis Stone to stop the storm; they agree and stay the night at the camp. In the morning Nobby offers them dog milk jugs, which Sakura downed, then asked them to go meet with the weapons dealer to get a supplier for them, so that they don't have to use their condom weapons anymore. Billiot, Bryeek, and Sakura went to the Pop World in Rondor, where the weapons dealer supposedly would be, but were instantly taken aback by a fire genasi woman dancing in the middle of the room. She was praised as the saviour of Double Dinky, saving the people from the snow storm and also fending off bandits that were attempting to raid villages, furthermore, she told the people about the Umbra Ignis Stone. Sakura interrogated her about where she found the stone and how she knew about it, but it turned out she was a scholar who saw the stone while visiting the castle. Next, they investigated the whereabouts of the weapons dealer, where they met Charlie Kenton, a man selling real steel. They asked him about supplying the Brothers Grimsby, but before they could get a proper answer, Fat Bastard showed up and started berating Kenton for not giving him the real steel, but it turned out Fat Bastard hadn't even been paying for it. A group of Fat Bastard's dwarves he referred to as his mini-mes stormed in and began attacking the patrons of Pop World, so the fire genasi woman, Felicity Shagwell, Charlie Kenton, and Sakura started attacking the mini-mes, so that they wouldn't get eaten to power up Fat Bastard, while Billiot Danger Powers repeatedly judo chopped him. Bryeek shoved his pike up Fat Bastard's ass, covering it in poop and summoning his rage, where he jammed the pike into his stomach, triggering his germaphobia. Eventually they knocked Fat Bastard out and killed all his minions, but before striking the final blow, Billiot chose not to take his life, seeing that he could be a valuable asset to the Bognin Ballers; Sakura argued against him and they got into a huge debate about whether they could trust him. To prove a point, Bryeek went over to Fat Bastard and pulled his face off, thinking it was a mask, only to expose his meaty flesh, so Sakura used burning hands to turn into Ghost Rider, killing him. They left and bid farewell to Felicity Shagwell, but they noticed that after they got a certain distance away, she started suspiciously slinking into an alleyway, so Billiot and Bryeek investigated. They saw her enter a space with a wizard and put on a name tag that said "Bard" on it. Further in was a sorcerer, who asked them how things were going. Shagwell explained that, “the people believe the Umbra Ignis Stone is real and the resistance is preparing to storm the castle as we speak.” The wizard then spoke up, “my blizzard won’t be letting up anytime soon either. We just have to wait until Double Dinky destroys itself.” The sorcerer nodded at them both and told them, “the Black Knight will be pleased to hear this.” Billiot, still undetected began loading his bow, but they took out stones with runes on them and teleported away, resulting in his shot missing. They reported back to Sakura and Kenton, who thought it would be wise to try convince the Brothers Grimsby not to storm the castle, but when they got back to the camp, they didn't believe what they said and assumed that they were government spies all along, so they kicked them out. Wanting to stop the Black Knight Gang, they decided that the only thing they could do now was try to warn the king about what they had learned.
===Adongralo - Chapter 12: Grimsby Brothers vs. Royal Army! The Battle will be in Dr. Evil's Secret Lair!===
The following morning, after preparations, Austin Powers continued to lead the Bognin Ballers to Dr. Evil's Secret Lair, hoping to get there before the Grimsby Brothers, but they were suddenly stopped within the forests just before it by two familiar faces: Kallian McCain, the ranger of the Black Knight Galng and the man who killed Elred Cockamamie-Jones, and next to him, Xi Men, the mad druid from the Himalayas and Hua Men's brother. McCain threatened to kill all of the Bognin Ballers to get to the remaining members of the Adverse Occult, but they were prepared to take that risk, until Bo Jangles whispered to Billiot, Sakura, and Bryeek, telling them that they didn't have the time to spend fighting them both, so they should choose to leave some units there to fight them, while the rest rush to Dr. Evil's secret lair. Despite not truly wanting to leave anyone behind, they knew it was for the best, so Hong Kong Phooey stayed, wanting revenge for his fallen friend, Elred, with Alex Jones, who didn't want to run away anymore. Alongside them were, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers. The rest of the Bognin Ballers rushed around them finding, to their horror, that the Brothers Grimsby had already gotten there, so they rush up the stairs to the streets, where they saw Mr. Freeze's battalion about to clash with Nobby's. Opposite them were Felicity Shagwell, the wizard they found with her, and a new tiefling lady. Seeing their fierce glares, Shagwell deduced that they probably knew that they're members of the Black Knight Gang now, disappointing her peers for not making sure she wasn't followed during her meeting with the sorcerer. Declaring that she'd deal with them, the tiefling woman sent her allies up a tier in the city and prepared herself for battle. The Bognin Ballers split into three groups all with a different objective: Sakura, Jamel, Ray, The Meg, Mr. J, and Bo Jangles all headed west to try stop Mr. Freeze; Bryeek, Kirin, M.A.R.G.E., Notis, Charlie Kenton, and his real steel, atom, headed south to stop Nobby, while the rest hung back to support the other two groups. Despite trying to appear neutral in the fight, the two battalions rushed forward and attacked both the Bognin Ballers and the opposing side. The Bognin Ballers were forced to fight back and instead of trying to reason with Mr. Freeze and Nobby, they resolved to eliminate both sides. The bloody battle began and the reality of the fight sunk in as Hua Men was killed by a random soldier of the royal army. The Bognin Ballers slowly made their way southwards towards the tiefling woman, while Sakura and Jamel fought Mr. Freeze, and Bryeek and Kenton's atom fought Nobby. M.A.R.G.E. and Kirin were able to cleanly clear the path with their strength and magic respectively, while King Octopus was able to blind some of the combatants on the opposing sides with his ink, but Jamel was killed after getting surrounded while trying to help Sakura. Notis was also nearly killed multiple times by a royal soldier who flanked them both, if not for the help of Tev Twelve, fortunately Kirin and King Octopus killed the soldier. Sakura started tactically retreating away from Mr. Freeze, but a random Grimsby Brother landed the finishing blow, stealing her thunder, but she left him alone, so that she could help the rest of the Bognin Ballers get to the tiefling woman, however that same guy killed Ray, after Poetry Pete accidentally hit him, and later Tev Twelve, after Pete punched him in the face from shock. Kirin finished the Grimsby Brother, leaving only a few more left, so Sakura killed the remaining squabbling units, letting Bryeek, Kenton's atom, and Billiot the Idiot get to the tiefling, Rohiri, the warlock of the Black Knight Gang. She was able to dodge the physical attacks from Bryeek and Kenton's atom, but was hit by an arrow from Billiot, so she retorted with a hellish rebuke, surrounding him in hellish flames that he blew him up, much to Sakura's shock. Sakura ran at her with her warhammer and hit Rohiri's stomach, prompting her to send a hellish rebuke back, while saying, "warhammer? I barely even know her!" Putting her in critical condition. Mr. J punched Rohiri in the face to get revenge, while the others tried to help Sakura. Barely surviving, Rohiri took out a stone with a rune on it and teleported away. Bo Jangles and The Meg went back down to help Hong Kong Phooey, Alex Jones, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers, while the rest of the Bognin Ballers headed up a tier, seeing that more combatants were flooding the streets to fight each other. Mr. J carried his old friend in his arms only to notice when they got to the top that Sakura had died, using the last of her strength to write a letter for her brother.
==Trivia==
*Sakura believes that swear words are literally curse words that hold powerful magic and, as a result, only allows herself to swear once a day, if she swears more than once, she has to put GP 1 in a swear jar. 
**After joining the Bognin Ballers, her swear jar was added to the party funds.
**When she ran out of money, she started taking psychic damage whenever she swore.
*Probably didn't have any friends as a kid.
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