Lisa the Boy Scout/Quotes

(Homer is mowing the lawn when Flanders opens his window) 
Ned: I wouldn't mean to be unneighbourly but would you know what happened to my old nostril skirt.
Homer: Mustache you say? Hmm let me think? Stroking this goatee I've always had…. stroking stroking.
Ned: That's it!
(He throws a necklace with a cross on it out the window, angrily)
Ned: Boys, we're Jewish now.