Sugar Plum

Sugar Plums are not plums, but candy, they are called plums because they look like butts plums. Sugar Plums were made by Hannah Montana's real identity for obvious reasons, but enough because what i'm saying about butts and whatnot is stupid even for this wiki's standards. They are enjoyed by people during Christmas because they are sweet and Christmas is sweet too.
There are also these... things called Sugar Plum Fairies that hack into your brain with their wands to hijack them and make you dream of sugar plums, The Grinch likes to pick their wings off with this steampunk torture device to use them in his Chicken Noodle Soup, but he does not know what he's doing is good and preventing people from ruined mindsets.
In Stupid City, a sugar plum is just a giant pound of Coke (Get da hint?) with a plum in it, this is because of other obvious reasons and they eat it without chewing so they have a chance of death, which is no good, even if there is a reason to why (they're Stupid) it's no good.
Category:Food
Category:Dangerous food
Category:Sweets
Category:Christmas
Category:Stuff