Radioactive Uber Clan Wiki Browsing Safety Guide

This is a work-in-progress safety guide for those who plan on browsing the Radioactive Uber Clan's wiki, which has been known to cause massive psychological damage to those who read it. Hopefully by following this guide, more and more people can extract useful data from the wiki and research the RUC's propaganda machine without fear of insanity.
== Overview ==
Studies indicate that the contents of the Radioactive Uber Clan wiki have all the elements of a memetic kill agent, able to induce enough psychological damage in an individual's mind just by viewing it, resulting in insanity, nausea, and potentially death. Evidence suggests that this is not an intentional effect by the RUC, rather, this is simply an effect of how mind-numbingly terrible their writing is.
However, experts who have experience taking deep dives into the wiki have shared their advice for how to stave off the harmful effects of browsing the wiki, and ensure a relatively safe experience, provided instructions are followed carefully.
Please note that some of this may also apply to other RUC-related content, such as social media, and video sharing sites.
== Safety Guide ==
-Always bring a hazmat suit!
-Keep "Without the Communist Party there would be No New China sung by Brother Hao" on track to listen to for cleansing the mind. Any track from Brother Hao works fine as an alternative, however. You can also keep "Come Out, Ye Black and Tans!" on standby, this works just as well.
-Remind yourself that the RUC and their ilk gorges themselves constantly on poop. It will help hold off, but no entirely prevent the insanity induced from the wiki.
- As a general rule of thumb, whatever the RUC says, the opposite is true. Most common exceptions being their needlessly extreme and violent actions.
- Take ten cold showers if you read the wiki for more than ten minutes.
- If you frequent the RealRUC wiki and must traverse the RUC wiki for whatever reason, it is recommended that you enter the RUC wiki FIRST, and then withdraw to the RealRUC wiki to help facilitate your mental recovery.
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