WikiViews/Iron Legion: 3000 Sacrifices

*Dillon and Noah are watching Avengers: Endgame.*
Noah: Oh my God, he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it!
*Mjolnir swings across and Captain America catches it. Noah and Dillon go crazy.*
Noah: OH MAN, THIS IS, LIKE, THE 800TH TIME I'VE SEEN THIS AND IT STILL GETS BETTER!
Dillon: YES YES FUCK YES YES
Noah: NOW WHACK THANOS IN THE FACE!
*Captain America punches Thanos with Mjolnir.*
Noah: He's gonna fry Thanos with electricity! HE'S GONNA DO IT!
*Cap sends lightning bolts on Thanos.*
Noah and Dillon: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH FUCK YEAH!
*Dillon claps*
*Nerdman appears.*
Nerdman: Hey guys, whatcha doin'?
Dillon: LEAVE
Nerdman: Ugh, Endgame AGAIN?
Dillon; YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE VISIONARY GENIUS BEHIND THIS.
Nerdman: It's just 3 hours of plot holes. Besides, Infinity War was way better.
*Noah shoots Nerdman.*
Noah: Although, yeah, he kinda has a point about Infinity War.
Dillon: Slightly.
Noah: Oh my God, we're gonna miss the portal scene!
Dillon: Fuck
Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap, do you read me? Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me? On your left.
*Noah and Dillon gasp. Nerdman rolls his eyes.*
Noah: Dude, I thought you were a nerd like us!
Nerdman: But but
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