The Mistakes (Thursday Spin-Off)

"The Mistakes" is the second episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 2nd overall.
==Plot==
CrazySponge's various punishments continue, as he forces Carl and Stan to do demeaning things throughout the day.
==Transcript==
[Cuts to a scene where CrazySponge and FireMatch are giggling and spreading rumors in the office.]
CrazySponge: Man, these interns are even stupider than I thought. I can request anything I want and refuse to give them any respect.
FireMatch: Cool, boss. Respect is so overrated.
CrazySponge: Who cares about respect? I just seize them when I see ‘em. Grabbing them by the-
FireMatch: Sir, I suggest you quiet down. We don’t want BP going down the same path as the Weinstein Company.
CrazySponge: I suppose you’re right. Man, I love bossing interns around. (Carl and Stan walk in at that moment.) Speak of the devil! What do you damn fools want?
[We then cut to the short title sequence. We then cut to them walking up to CrazySponge’s desk.]
Carl: Uhh, boss? You asked us to come to your office.
Stan: Yeah.
CrazySponge: SHUT UP! No one corrects me! The day someone corrects me is the day I die. And I die a lot, so don’t test me. (Flips between scripts.)
Carl: So what do you want?
CrazySponge: I need you two to find me the PERFECT deal with Spectromite Entertainment. (Folds hands.) They’ve been in the war and they want out. So maybe you can finesse some assets out of them!
Stan: Sir, Spectromite Entertainment doesn’t have many touchable assets. They have barely any assets in general.
CrazySponge: THAT’S BESIDE THE POINT! If you want to work at BP, you need to know how to make the extra strive to get anything. Now go, go away!
[Cuts to Stan and Carl walking out of Spectromite Entertaiment’s factory with a briefcase of cash.]
Carl: The boss has to like this! We made $4.2 million!
Stan: Agreed. We’ve done good.
[Cuts back to the office.]
Carl: Sir, Spectromite signed the treaty. And look what we got!
CrazySponge: O. $4.20 million!
FireMatch: Don’t you mean $4.2?
CrazySponge: Matchy, I decide what to call my money. (Looks at Carl and Stan.) You didn’t have to give up anything to get their signature and the money, did you?
Stan: Don’t worry, it wasn’t anything bad. All they got was Squiddie’s School and The Sampsons. Easy cash in.
CrazySponge: You did WHAT?!
Carl: Uhh, sir? Neither of those shows have any episodes.
CrazySponge: WE COULD’VE DONE SOMETHING WITH THEM! AND NOW WE DON’T HAVE THEM! WE JUST HAVE A COUPLE MILLION! Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
[Carl and Stan walk away in shame as CrazySponge continues to glare at them.]
CrazySponge: See, Matchy? Works like a charm. I don’t really care about those shows. Well, maybe The Sampsons.
FireMatch: Sure, boss. Sure.
[Cut to 20 minutes later.]
CrazySponge: (Checks watch.) Alright you two, it’s time to redeem yourselves.
Stan: Thanks, boss! What is it?
CrazySponge: Here! (Hands them both paint brushes and a bucket.)
Carl: What the hell is this?
CrazySponge: I need you two no-life damn fools to paint the building.
Stan: What color?
CrazySponge: I don’t know. Surprise me!
Carl: Remember last time you told us to surprise you?
CrazySponge: Yes, I know. But I swear it won’t be like that this time! It really won’t. I promise!
Carl and Stan: (Sigh; In unison.) Okay.
[Cuts to outside where Carl and Stan are both on ladders painting the outside of the building.]
Carl: Alright, let’s make it happen.
[As he goes to raise his paintbrush, he sways back and forth on the ladder, causing him to fall down with the bucket of pink paint in his hands. “Desensitized” by Green Day starts to play as he makes contact with the ground, causing the paint to go flying and splatter all over the wall and ground. Stan shrieks and reaches over, but he also falls down with a bucket of lime green paint. The same thing that happened to Carl happens to Stan as he falls down and has the paint fly all over the place too. They both get up, but as they go to walk, they slip through the paint, colliding with each other and kicking more paint and mud onto the building. They start sliding around the entire perimeter of the building, filling the canvas with pink paint, green paint, and mud. They finally hit their head on a side of the building, fade to black until they regain consciousness again.]
Stan: Uhh.. what happened, Carl?
Carl: We… (Looks at the building and gasps.) PAINTED THE BUILDING?! Damn, this looks great!
[Shows the building with green and pink splatters with mud as a texture.]
Stan: Ah, beautiful. Mr. Sponge will be as surprised as us.
[Cuts to the office.]
CrazySponge: Ah, subjects. Have you painted the building?
Carl: Yes, sir. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
[CrazySponge goes out on balcony and looks at the job they’ve done.]
CrazySponge: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
Stan: BOSS! You said to surprise you! You also said you wouldn’t get mad.
CrazySponge: I would’ve loved it if you did anything else! Literally anything else. This is terrible. Pink? GREEN?!
Carl: But sir, you’re green.
CrazySponge: Shut up! Go back in the corner and think about what you two have done.
[Carl and Stan walk away in shame as CrazySponge continues to glare at them.]
CrazySponge: See, Matchy? Works like a charm. They actually did pretty decent. But I like degrading them anyway.
FireMatch: Sure, boss. Sure.
[Cuts to 20 minutes later.]
CrazySponge: Alright, you two! I have one more task for you guys. Don’t screw this one up.
Stan: Sure. What is it?
CrazySponge: (Takes shirt off.) Rub my back! (Shows several skin conditions like moles and warts on his back.)
Carl: Okay, NO. We’re not doing that.
CrazySponge: You have to! I’m your boss!
Stan: No.
CrazySponge: GO HOME! GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE! Pathetic.
[Carl and Stan walk away in shame as CrazySponge continues to glare at them. Episode ends. Credits sequence plays with “Hercules” by Meat Puppets in the background, the credits end and we cut to Carl and Stan walking home from work.]
Carl: Man, that sucked. What a dictator.
Stan: Yeah. (Looks up.) Hey, maybe we have a choice. Look over there, it’s Spectromite from earlier.
Carl: Yeah, you’re right! (Points finger over.) And there’s Jasbre!
Stan: Hmm, interesting. Look!
[Shows both buildings to have a garden scenery with waterfalls and flowers, showing well-built elevators and break rooms as well as decent furniture.]
Carl: Now I can understand why the boss got pissed at us selling Squiddie’s School and The Sampsons.
Stan: And I can see why he talks about Jasbre all the time.
[Nod heads in an agreement of some sort, as they part ways in different directions, cuts to black; end.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* TheJasbre202 (debut)
* DanzxvFan8275 (debut)
==Trivia==
* This episode cements the whole concept of the spin-off.
* This is the first official premiere of the spin-off, as episode one, was more of a preview of what was to come.
==Reviews==
Write your review here once the episode comes out.
* A step up from the first episode. While not hysterical, the jokes land. However, the episode does feel very repetitive at times. B -
* not much happened in this one, not too many jokes either, the first ep was way better than this. C - CrazySponge
* My name is in the title. B 
* Honestly kinda dry. C - FireMatch
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