Lola lives in a Pineapple/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: May 13, 1995
Episode Copyrighted: 1995
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode begins with Lola entering the kitchen grumpily.
Lola Loud: Ew, gross *sees a giant pile of dishes next to the sink, then gags at the sight of it* What?! I have to do ALL that?! I’ll never get it done! *sighs* Well, at least it’s better than being grounded for a week or something…
Reluctantly, she gets up on the stepstool in front of the sink and begins preparation.
Lola Loud: Eww! I cannot work in my lovely gloves! *throws off my usual pink gloves and puts on the bigger, yellow rubber gloves, which look to be too bad for me* I also gotta use this! *puts on gas mask* I do not want any of that gunk to go on my face! And one more thing! *puts on apron to protect my dress* Ew… let’s do this!
Lola is about to grab the sponge, but the sponge has disappeared from the sink.
Lola Loud: *takes off gas mask* What the?! *looks around the sink and dishes to find sponge* Where’d the sponge go?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I’m right here, silly!
Lola Loud: *jumps at the sound of the unfamiliar voice*
She turns around to see what it is and there standing on the floor behind her… was a talking, anthropomorphic sponge with brown, square-shaped pants, big, blue eyes, and a large pair of buck teeth smiling right at her.
Lola Loud: *screams at this horrific sight* AAAAAAAHHHH! What are you?! How did you get here?! Who are you?! What are-!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Stop your worrying, silly! I’m SpongeBob. SpongeBob SquarePants. I’m here to teach you how to have fun while washing the dishes.
Lola Loud: *still scared, starts panting quickly* No! This cannot be real! This cannot be real! I must be dreaming! Yeah… that’s it! This is all a silly little dream! This is just some nightmare I will wake up from right now!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don’t be silly. You’re not dreaming, Lola.
Lola Loud: AHHH! What do you mean I’m not dreaming?! How do I know my name?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Duh, I know everybody’s name, silly. I’ve heard a lot about you, pageant queen.
Lola Loud: *pants even more* NO! Get away from me, you mutated freak! *takes out spatula* I have a spatula and I’m not afraid to use it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey! You have a spatula too? I use those to make Krabby Patties the best sandwiches ever!
Lola Loud: I don’t care about crabs or burgers or something! Get away from me! *swings a spatula at SpongeBob, slicing him in half*
Lola is at first relieved, but then the sponge halves start to stick back together and SpongeBob is back to normal.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Silly Lola! You can’t kill me! I’m *in deep voice* IMMORTAL!
Lola Loud: AHHH! Someone help me! There’s a crazy talking sponge here and I think he wants to hurt me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You’re cute when you’re scared! *laughs in his usual, annoying fashion*
Lola Loud: STOP LAUGHING! It hurts my ears!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs even louder*
Lola Loud: AHHHH!!! *throws dishes at the talking sponge*
She misses with every throw and the dishes break when they hit the floor*
Lola Loud: WHY WON’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Rita Loud: LOLA LOUD!
The scene leaves from Lola’s perspective. The kitchen has not become a wreck. All of the dishes are broken, the sink has overflown, and kitchen utensils are everywhere on the floor. The sponge is seen on the floor, only it’s inanimate.
Rita Loud: What the heck did you do here?!
Lola Loud: Mommy! Thank goodness you’re here! There’s a talking sponge standing right over there and he’s freaking me out!
Rita Loud: A talking what now?!
Lola Loud: Now it’s real! Right there! Don’t you see it?!
The sponge is still inanimate from Rita’s point of view, revealing that the talking sponge might just have been a hallucination.
Rita Loud: *angrily* Lola. I’ve had it with you. Go to your room. You’re grounded for a whole month!
Lola Loud: NONONONO! I swear, there was a sponge here and… actually... YES! Thank you! Being grounded will be much better for me! *laughs while running off crazily*
Rita Loud: Sheesh... I guess even washing dishes is too much for Lola...
Lola Loud: *angrily* I can’t believe this. I can't believe he did this. It’s SpongeBob’s fault he's here so he won't leave me alone. *groans some more* I guess I might as well get started on washing the dishes. How hard could it be? How could he not listen to me? *runs across the couch where Lana is holding an ice pack*
Lola is laughing hysterically as she runs in her room.
Lana Loud: *laughs* A talking sponge? Really? Lola must be going crazy or something... man, is she annoying sometimes.
A small, pink sea star lurks from behind the couch.
Patrick Star: Did somebody say something about being annoying? *laughs*
Lola Loud: AHHH! Mom! *runs to Rita*
Patrick Star: Was it something I said?
Lana Loud: Hey Patrick.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lola's right, I failed. I'm sorry. And now Lola hates me. *cries*
Patrick Star: SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Patrick. It's you. 
Patrick Star: SpongeBob, let's go build the mirror room.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, bye!
Patrick Star: Good luck, SpongeBob!
Slide transition to the Loud House, SpongeBob is building.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, you're in good hands. *laughs*
Lola Loud: *eats cereal when appliance noises come from the parents’ room, then spits it out, then checks the parents’ room* What is he doing?!
Lana Loud: Hey Lols.
Lola Loud: Alright Lana, what do you want?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *offscreen, appliance noise, then jackhammer runs*
Lana Loud: Is everything okay back there?
Lola Loud: Yeah, Just a second.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *offscreen, saw noises gets louder*
Lola Loud: *freaks out* SpongeBob! *goes to the parents’ room and reveals a grand mirror room* SpongeBob? *looks at the mirrors* Where am I? *keeps looking for mirrors* What is this place?
SpongeBob SquarePants: You can't get me, Lola. *laughs and runs away from Lola*
Lola Loud: SpongeBob, where are you? SpongeBob? *tries to follow SpongeBob but gets hit by Roblox* What, who are you?
Roblox: I'm Roblox.
Lola Loud: Can you please leave?
Roblox: No. *grabs Lola by her shirt*
Lola Loud: SPONGEBOB'S A LAIR, ROBLOX!
Roblox: I don't care, Lola!
Lola Loud: BUT SPONGEBOB WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
Roblox: I don't believe you! *flings Lola*
Lola Loud: *screams then crashes to the mirror* What the?! What's going on?!
All SpongeBobs: I've been waiting for you, Lola. *laughs at Lola*
Lola Loud: AAAAHHHHHHHH!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *keeps running away from Lola*
Lola Loud: SpongeBob? SpongeBob? *gets hurt by my giant crown*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs and turns Lola into a ball from pinball*
Giant Lana Loud: *plays pinball*
Lola Loud: *gets hit* Ow ow ow.
The pinball says "You win."
Giant Lana Loud: I win, I win, I win! *grabs Lola* Hey, what are you doing here?
Screen cuts to Lola in Lana's hand.
Lola Loud: What are you talking about?
Lana Loud: Oh. I have to get out of here! *drops Lola and runs away*
Lola Loud: Ow, where are you going, you imbecile. *gets sucked by a vacuum cleaner, then gets bigger*
The vacuum cleaner explodes. Screen cuts to Earth.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *flies and laughs*
Lola Loud: *flies and chases SpongeBob*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *keeps laughing*
Lola Loud: Almost here *grabs SpongeBob's legs* Gotcha!
Screen cuts to Lola's head.
Lola Loud: Huh?
Screen cuts to Lola's hands, then it cuts back to Lola.
Lola Loud: *screams*
Screen cuts to the Loud House in the living room.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?! Lola?! Lola, are you okay?! Lola?! Lola?!
Lola Loud: *gets scared* SpongeBob, I had a nightmare!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay.
Slide transition cuts to SpongeBob's house.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lola, what are you trying to say?
Lola Loud: *coughs* I tried to get ready for my pageant... *sobs* Impossible!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh! You mean this! *hands out her tiara*
Lola Loud: Where did you get this?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, with all the ruckus you were a princess makeover time, I kept it with me, just to make sure it was safe.
Lola Loud: *growls*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Calm down, Lola.
Lola Loud: *gets angry* CALM?! I'LL SHOW YOU TO CALM DOWN! *angrily puts SpongeBob in the garbage* LET'S SEE HOW I THROW YOU AWAY! *angrily closes the garbage bag, then goes outside, then throws the garbage bag in the garbage truck*
The garbage truck leaves.
Lola Loud: Phew. No more SpongeBob. I'm getting ready for my pageant. *sighs*
Screen cuts to Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant.
Donnie Dufresne: Are you ready, Lola?
Lola Loud: Yes, yes I am; as a matter of fact, you wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get my pageant—
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pops out of Lola's dress*
Lola Loud: *screams* AAAHH!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *holds Lola's tiara* Hey Lola, I'll join your pageant too. Wanna come?
Lola Loud: *screams again and runs out through the front door breaking it* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *holds Lola's tiara* Huh. I was just going to bring her tiara.
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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