February 24, 2020

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(Trigger Warning: CSA, partial nudity, public indecency, bullying, unsanitary)
==Description ==
Monday
The video is a monologue from Sir, reflecting on the past year and the craziness of life. During Sir's introduction, he says that he tries not to think about how crazy life can be sometimes. As he speaks, several flashbacks are shown, of which include when Kristen opened the door on Valentine's Day to Mr. Tim and Matt with gifts for her, when Mrs. McPherson smashed Mr. Tim's windshield, when Ms. Cindy stuck a thermometer in Sir's behind (which is punctuated by an "Ay!" sound effect), and when Matt was naked and calling for Sir in Oakdale Wells High School.
Sir then talks about waking up from nightmares in cold sweats, then wondering if he would be snatched up, farted on, pushed around, or strung up a flag pole. As he speaks, there's a scene of Sir waking up in bed, hyperventilating, then flashbacks to when he was looking down at the rope marks on his ankles, the when he was hiding in the front office from Victor and Chad, Sir walking in the west bell tower of the church with pinkeye, Cora comforting Sir in the front office while his head was bandaged, and then a fearful Sir hanging by his ankles from the OWHS flagpole. There's the sound of someone blowing a gust of wind, and a sinking effect used on the center of the screen. 
The next scene is a closeup of Sir's face as he frowns, talking about how it isn't being fourteen and constantly being the target. There are flashbacks to when Sir was in Dr. Schwartz's office, talking about what he witnessed his mother and Mr. Tim doing, and then when Sir was avoiding Victor and Chad in school, who were standing outside of the cafeteria. The camera zooms in on Sir as distorted audio similar to bees plays. The scene suddenly goes black. There's a blow of wind during the silence.
The scene opens again with the instrumental playing as normal. Sir talks about how even with so much going on, he wishes everyone could get along, somehow. There's a flashback to when Sir and Daniel were sitting on the couch watching the news broadcast on the CORA virus, and someone can be heard saying, "CORA virus". The next is on the Valentine's Day gift exchange at OWHS, with Chad and Victor. Chad gives Victor a small basket with presents inside of it, at a noticeably faster speed, and someone can be heard going, "awww". There's then a zoom in to Sir and Cora, who were behind them, with Sir then giving her a small heart shaped box.
Sir then talks about how his life started out simple, then got weird. There's a flashback to Sir as a baby, swaddled and being held by a doctor. The camera switches to Sir's perspective, his eyed opening to look at Kristen, who is crying with joy. There's then a sudden cut to Sir reacting in terror, with a red filter over the scene. There's a gasp. This quickly changes to another flashback where Kristen, Daniel, and Sir are watching Mr. Tim whisk pancake batter. Mr. Tim is looking at Sir and says, "Hey!" 
Sir says that he's always tried to stand his ground, but in spite of his efforts, "the dragons" keep coming back. As he talks, there are flashbacks to when Mrs. McPherson is seen sneaking into Sir's house at night, to when Sir, Kristen, Daniel, Victor and Mr. Tim having a picnic in the park and Victor and Sir are glaring at each other, when Sir got into a scuffle with Chad, when Sir in his room and threw his phone to the floor, and then Chad and Victor riding their bikes, smiling and laughing.
Sir says that just when he thinks it's going away, it comes right back, and breathes fire down his neck. There's a flashback to when Chad and Victor were in the principal's office, and through the window Sir could be seen walking by with bandages on his head. Then when Sir was walking in the hallway of the school, and was spotted by Chad (who's with Victor), who pointed him out, as Sir looked frightened. There's then Sir looking down in a white room. There's then the final flashback to the wedding nightmare, where Sir was alone with the dragons on either side of him, frightening him. The camera then cuts to black as the guitar in the background distorts, then eventually shifts into "Theme".
The background music is the instrumental to "Work on Me".
===Caption===
"The past month has played out like a Maze of Our Lives soap opera! I was farter-boarded, strung up the flag pole, and my life was threatened multiple times. Mr Tim, a married man, has been hanging around mom and his wife found out... Let’s just say, she’s not my mom’s biggest fan now. Dad keeps warning me about Mr Tim, but has me questioning his motives since I caught him stealing. What else?! Oh, the Cora virus reached Oakdale and people are losing their marbles. I want to join a jujitsu class so I can learn how to put butts on clotheslines, but mom won’t let me. Something has to give. You’ve been my friend through thick and thin though. It’s good to have good friends." #animated #animation #animatedvideo #animatedseries #cartoonsketch #cartoonstyle #drawing #draw #animate #dailymemes #darkhumor #darkcomedy #cartoonshorts #animatedshorts #animatedshort #animatedshortfilm #doodle #animationmeme #animatedmeme #funnymeme #memes #dailycartoons #cartoons #cartoonseries #cartoon #sketching #sketch
== Gallery ==
File:Kristen mr tim at front door valentines day 3.jpg
File:Kristen mr tim matt at front door valentines day 1.jpg
File:Mrs mcpherson smashes windshield 2.jpg
File:Cindy thermometer 1.jpg
File:Matt yelling in hallway OWHS 3.jpg
File:Sir wakes up in bed 2.png
File:Sir ankle rope marks.jpg
File:Sir hides in office 1.jpg
File:Sir pinkeye belltower 1.jpg
File:Cora sir front office 3.jpg
File:Sir hung on flagpole.jpg
File:Worried sir wearing backpack.jpg
File:Sir discusses kristen and tim with dr schwartz 2.jpg
File:Sir discusses kristen and tim with dr schwartz 3.jpg
File:Chad victor post dog attack sir amber blonde.jpg
File:Sir chad and victor post dog attack.jpg
File:Sir daniel cora virus news broadcast.jpg
File:Sir daniel worried on couch 2.jpg
File:Chad and victor valentine's day 5.jpg
File:Sir and cora valentine's day 2.jpg
File:Swaddled baby sir 1.jpg
File:Sir looking at crying kristen 2.jpg
File:Frightened sir in hallway red.jpg
File:Kristen daniel tim sir stirring batter 2.png
File:Mrs mcpherson at sir house living room window 3.jpg
File:Kristen tim sir daniel victor picnic 1.jpg
File:Sir victor standoff 2.jpg
File:Sir tackles chad.jpg
File:Sir sad withphone2.jpg
File:Victor biking with chad 1.png
File:Chad victor principal mcvickers front office sir.jpg
File:Chad victor sir confrontation marble prophecy 3.jpg
File:Sir looking down worried.jpg
File:Sir marriage nightmare 2.jpg
==Transcription==
(Note: Several audio issues in this upload.)
(“Work on Me” instrumental)
Mr. Tim: Heyyy...
Sir: I try not to think about how crazy life can be sometimes-
(Sfx: glass shatter)
(Sfx: ay!)
Matt: Sir!
Sir: Or how many times I’ve woken up in a cold sweat. (Hyperventilating) Wondering if I would be snatched up, farted on, pushed around, or strung up a flag pole. 
(Sfx: blowing wind)
Sir: It’s not easy being fourteen. It’s definitely not easy being fourteen and constantly being the target.
(Sfx: strange distorted audio similar to bees, a second of the "Theme" plays then cuts off)
Anderson: CORA virus.
???: (gasp in fear)
Sir: With so much going on in the world today, I just wish we could all get along somehow.
(Sfx: Awww)
Sir: Life started simple, then got a little weird.
(Sfx: Gasp in fear)
Mr. Tim: Hey!
Sir: I’ve always tried to stand my ground, but the dragons keep coming back.
Chictor: (Laughing)
Sir: Just when I think it’s going away, it pops its ugly head up, and breathes fire down my neck.
(Guitar becomes distorted)
("Theme")
(Loud sound bite of "Southern Storms" instrumental)
== Trivia ==
# The comparative reference Sir makes between his life and the fictional soap opera, "Maze of Our Lives" is a reference to real life American soap opera "Days of Our Lives" (1965-).
# Sir's specification of jujitsu might not be a spelling error. Japanese Jujitsu is different from Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Originating from old battlefield arts, Japanese Jujitsu was used as a secondary means of defense by warriors, typically for when they were disarmed and engaging in hand-to-hand combat. It later evolved into being used for self-defense and self-improvement. The moves are meant to give you leverage over an aggressor, with focus on blocking and throwing techniques, all to take down the opponent quickly. Many of jujitsu’s traditional locks and take downs work best against unsuspecting opponents, making them hard to use in competition. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu meanwhile, is a competition sport, where the aim is to control an opponent before applying submission holds such as joint locks and strangleholds to get them to “tap,” signaling that they cannot escape. Where Japanese Jujitsu originated from protecting ones life during life or death scenarios, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu's focus was for more personal growth.
# There's an error as part of "Southern Storms" can be heard at the end of the video.
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