このピアノでお前を8759632145回ぶん殴る (Kono Piano de Omae o 8759632145kai Bunnaguru)

==LyricsThis is some very interesting lyrics to consider, because the original lyrics, although written in Japanese, is read in English. The challenge here, is to hear what the singer is saying, correctly and within context. 
I've proofread/made references to the best of my abilities and I'm confident that there are no critical errors to be mentioned. It also needs to be said that, quite obviously, the original lyrics isn't supposed to make grammatical sense.
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Notice: What the lyrics are supposed to say has never been made available. Only the misheard lyrics and its romaji are available.
Japanese 	Romaji 	Transliteration
駄々 駄々だ 惰だ 	Dada dada da da da 	Dada dada da da da
War attack 	War attack 	Wow la da
どう？荒げない？ 	Dou? Aragenai? 	Drag the night
いえいえ 	Ie ie 	Yeah Yeah
One the night 	One the night 	One the night
さぁ堪上げな 	Saa tama age na 	Saturday n-This cut (n-ight) is made to be loyal to the line structure in the original lyrics, as this is a transliteration
違算で 	Isan de 	-ight Sunday
 	 	
譚な上 	Tan na ue 	Turn away
意思 	Ishi 	Sha-
悦喜出し選りんな 	Etsuki dashi erin na 	king the sherry now
どう 	Dou 	D-
荒げない？ 	Aragenai? 	-rag the night
いえいえ 	Ie ie 	Yeah Yeah
知恵 理 	Chieri 	Cherry
生きや 身を折る凹部慚無い 	Iki ya mi o oru kubobu zan nai	candy all of the night
喰えい膳 	Kuraei zen 	crazy
 	 	
争覇 	Souha 	So hi-
易怒 & 衰萎 	Ido an shii 	-de and seek
視野 	Shiya 	Su-
知や右脳 	Chi ya unou 	ch you know
手故 以下、惨な飢え 	Te ko ika, sanna ue 	take us on the w-
eat 	eat 	-ay
 	 	
帝 	Tei 	They
Soul Asia 	Soul Asia 	so way you're
垢穢 異時 	Kouai iji 	crazy
Now 堕 Time 	Now da Time 	Now the time
 	 	
War attack 	War attack 	Wow la da
絶った 	Tatta 	tata
 	 	
War all 	War all 	wow oh
打！羅！打！ 	Da! Ra! Da! 	Da! Ra! Da!
通な愛器 	Tsuuna aiki 	To now I can
殺んで有心さ Baby… 	Yande ushinsa Baby… 	dancing the Baby...
War all 	War all 	Wow oh
しゃー！なななななな！ 	Shaa! Nananananana! 	Shaa-! Nananananana!
Be tune in 中陰 	Be tune in chuuin 	Be tune in dew inUnfortunately, although the original text is orally English, the written Japanese contains meanings that are lost in the transliteration. This is one of them, the word 中陰 implies "moderate shadow", therefore making sense that it also implies the word "dew".
来やす 	Kiyasu 	cast
War all 	War all 	Wow oh
打！羅！打！ 	Da! Ra! Da! 	Da! Ra! Da!
通王 	Tsuuou 	To allAnother example of 4). Here, 通王literally means King of passing/transportation. So, its English form "To all" makes more sense as it implies the message is being transported "to all".
愛はな 	Ai wa na 	I wannaSame example as 4). Here, 愛means love, so the phrases "I wanna" and "I want you Baby..." are connoted with romantic implications.
愛を打ち Baby… 	Ai o uchi Baby… 	I want you Baby...
Now is 	Now is 	Now is
私案な名な「破 憂」 	Shianna nana "ha ui" 	Shanananana how weSame example as 4). Although not directly the case, the word 私案 implies a personal suggestion. Meaning, the phrase "How we" right after, is suggested by an individual.
負う場 痣 自衛らしい 	Ouba aza jieirashii 	over the jealousySame example as 4). 自衛らしい means "It's probably self-defense" - implying that it's English counterpart, "jealousy", is a form of self-defense.
Oh yes 	Oh yes 	Oh yes
It's a Wonderful 	It's a Wonderful 	It's a Wonderful
雷 どーん！ 	Rai doon! 	Ride on!Same example as 4). 雷　どーん！ means "Lightning, boom!" so you can see the exciting imagery when the singer chants "Ride on!"
Now now now 	Now now now 	Now now now
呉れ 良い膳 	Kure ii zen 	Crazy
 	 	
這う魔 	Hau ma 	How mu-
血と有愛委す 	Chi to yuuai isu 	ch to your eyes
優愛 	Yuuai 	Your
雷や名委す 	Rai ya na isu 	I own eyes
創魔 	Sou ma 	So ma-
次期殺る唳委す 	Jiki yaru rei isu 	gical eyesThere is practically 100s of examples, so I'll make this the last. 創魔　means magical creation. 次期殺る means to kill in the next season/life/period. The character 唳 is close to "wailing" or "crying", "chirping". From this you can speculate what the "magical eyes" implies.
愛で射や 	Ai de iya 	I don't
No… 	No… 	Know...
 	 	
Oh 愛器暗視 	Oh aiki anshi 	Oh I can't see
哀號通史 	Aigou tsuushi 	I go to see
憂い業徒 得う仕上げ 	Ureigyou to eu shiage 	We go to see aga-
印で威張 	In de iba 	in day b-
偉伝 	Iden 	y day
 	 	
提起言う啼泣 	Teiki iu teikyuu 	Take you take you
沸いて粋結う訂 	Waite iki yuu tei 	why take you ta-
杞憂 	Kiyuu 	ke you
雷霆来て行き 	Raitei kite iki 	light take you take
癒ない 	Yu nai 	you night
 	 	
Take 勇 	Take yu 	Take you
Take 雄大 	Take yuudai 	take you die
帝来て急死合 	Tei kite kyuushi ai 	take you take you shy
天行き言う「低級間合い」 	Ten iki iu "teikyuu maai" 	take you take you might
 	 	
庭訓 	Teikin 	Take you
Take 雄才 	Take yuusai 	Take you sight
帝 規定 急「邪意」 	Tei kitei kyuu "jyai" 	Take you take you jive
帝 来て急「荒い」 	Tei kite kyuu "arai' 	Take you take you right
 	 	
帝 来て急「Wild」 	Tei kite kyuu "Wild" 	Take you take you "Wild"
帝 来て急「Alive」 	Tei kite kyuu "Alive" 	Take you take you "Alive"
帝 来て急「Vice」 	Tei kite kyuu "Vice" 	Take you take you "Vice"
 	 	
波 	Ha 	How
氏 易き慰安ない罰 	Uji yasuki ian nai batsu 	just can I, but you
You all attack 	You all attack 	Wow ta
絶った 	Tatta 	Tata
 	 	
亡う 	Nau 	Now
血得る身 	Chi uru mi 	Tell me
 	 	
通な愛器 	Tsuuna aiki 	To now I can
殺んで有心さ Baby… 	Yande ushinsa Baby… 	dancing the Baby...
War all 	War all 	Wow oh
しゃー！なななななな！ 	Shaa! Nananananana! 	Shaa! Nanananananana!
Be tune in 中陰 	Be tune in chuuin 	Be tune in dew in
来やす 	Kiyasu 	Cast
War all 	War all 	Wow oh
打！羅！打！ 	Da! Ra! Da! 	Da! Ra! Da!
通王 	Tsuuou 	To all
愛はな 	Ai wa na 	I wanna
愛を打ち Baby… 	Ai o uchi Baby… 	I want you Baby...
Now is 	Now is 	Now is
私案な名な「破 憂」 	Shianna nana "ha ui" 	Shanananana how we
負う場 痣 自衛らしい 	Ouba aza jieirashii 	over the jealousy
Oh yes 	Oh yes 	Oh yes
It's a Wonderful 	It's a Wonderful 	It's a Wonderful
雷 どーん！ 	Rai doon! 	Ride on!
Now now now 	Now now now 	Now now now
呉れ 良い膳 	Kure ii zen 	Crazy
 	 	
言え隙 	Ie suki 	Yes c-
慰安ない罰 	Ian nai batsu 	an I, but you
You all attack 	You all attack 	Wow ta
絶った 	Tatta 	Tata
 	 	
亡う 	Nau 	Now
血得る身 	Chi uru mi 	Tell me
 	 	
打！羅！打！ 	Da! Ra! Da! 	Da! Ra! Da!
通な愛器 	Tsuuna aiki 	To now I can
殺んで有心さ Baby… 	Yande ushinsa Baby… 	dancing the Baby...
War all 	War all 	Wow oh
しゃー！なななななな！ 	Shaa! Nananananana! 	Shaa-! Nananananana!
Be tune in 中陰 	Be tune in chuuin 	Be tune in dew in
来やす 	Kiyasu 	Cast
War all 	War all 	Wow oh
打！羅！打！ 	Da! Ra! Da! 	Da! Ra! Da!
通王 	Tsuuou 	To all
愛はな 	Ai wa na 	I wanna
愛を打ち Baby… 	Ai o uchi Baby… 	I want you Baby...
Now is 	Now is 	Now is
私案な名な「破 憂」 	Shianna nana "ha ui" 	Shanananana how we
負う場 痣 自衛らしい 	Ouba aza jieirashii 	over the jealousy
 	 	
War all 	War all 	Wow oh
打！羅！打！ 	Da! Ra! Da! 	Da! Ra! Da!
通王 	Tsuuou 	To all
愛はな 	Ai wa na 	I wanna
愛を打ち Baby… 	Ai o uchi Baby… 	I want you Baby...
Now is 	Now is 	Now is
私案な名な「破 憂」 	Shianna nana "ha ui" 	Shanananana how we
負う場 痣 自衛らしい 	Ouba aza jieirashii 	over the jealousy
Oh yes 	Oh yes 	Oh yes
It's a Wonderful 	It's a Wonderful 	It's a Wonderful
雷 どーん！ 	Rai doon! 	Ride on
Now now now crazy… 	Now now now crazy… 	Now now now crazy...
, with additional edits by TownesTabbyCat
== Translation Notes ==
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