The Wonderful Wizard of Tras

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Charlie the Penguin
I shall now tell a story.
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3.14159265359Pi
Pixie fell in love with Peetra and got married to him
They lived happily ever after
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TraGiggles
NONONONON
NONONONONOOOOO
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3.14159265359Pi
Until the sequel
The end
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TraGiggles
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
SWICH IT BACK
TO GARY
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Barnes of Kakariko Village
And everyone who shipped Pixie X Gary raged (megusta)
2:08
Charlie the Penguin
Once upon a time, there was a little pixie- I mean a little girl named Pixie.
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3.14159265359Pi
She died.
The end.
2:09
Charlie the Penguin
She wore clothes, and had a face and hair on her head.
Did I mention she was a girl?
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TraGiggles
XD
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3.14159265359Pi
Yes
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Charlie the Penguin
Also, she talked like a typical girl from the 30's.
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TraGiggles
Wait i think you forgot to mention that shes a gir
*girl
2:10
Charlie the Penguin
She worked as a slave on a farm.
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3.14159265359Pi
Wait, I died in the 20's
2:10
Charlie the Penguin
She was a slave to Herbert P. Bear, a large [censored] who was always seen drinking something.
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3.14159265359Pi
Oh I see where this is going :|
Put the rest of the story on my message wall I gtg :P
2:11
Charlie the Penguin
She had a little puffle named Fluffle.
ok
Fluffle was a puffle. Did I mention that?
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Barnes of Kakariko Village
YES
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Charlie the Penguin
Fluffle was always hungry, but had a particular interest in the taste of penguins.
She never ate Pixie though, because she was wise enough to not bite the hand that fed her.
3.14159265359Pi has finished their coffee. 
2:12
Barnes of Kakariko Village
I can see where this is going...
2:12
Charlie the Penguin
One day, all of the penguins in Pixie's area suddenly disappeared.
With nothing to eat, Fluffle began to starve.
Then she saw Herbert.
With no other options, she walked casually over to Herbert, and ate his right leg right off of his body.
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Barnes of Kakariko Village
 (Stare)
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Charlie the Penguin
"OH @#$%!" Herbert yelled, spilling his wine all over his crab, who fell dead.
3.14159265359Pi has entered the Coffee Break room. 
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Charlie the Penguin
Herbert hopped over to the sheriff's office just in time to tell the police officer that Fluffle must be violently destroyed for her actions, right before he lost all of his blood and died.
3.14159265359Pi has finished their coffee. 
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Charlie the Penguin
The police officer, a half-cat, half-human hybrid named Hailey, didn't give a crap about him, but she did enjoy violently destroying things.
Hailey arrived at the farm and immediately saw Fluffle. She suddenly turned into a murderous anime character and lunged at her.
*Charlie the PenguinPixie, acting fast, ran in front of Hailey just in time and grabbed Fluffle away.
*Hailey said something in Japanese and called on a creepy-looking pokemon.
*The pokemon exploded and turned into a large tornado because meh, what ISN'T there a Pokemon for
*Pixie screamed and ran into the lighthouse, which was conveniently right near by.
*The tornado turned into a large penguin because it did.
*The penguin's name was Helmet because it was.
*This all makes sense because it does.
*Helmet was angry, so he dumped the lighthouse in the sea.
*2:27Barnes of Kakariko Village
*2:29Charlie the PenguinWhen Pixie woke up she was in a creepy world full of donuts, trains, and retarded midgets.
*The lighthouse had fallen from the sky and killed the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, who had been annoying the midgets by trying to step on them.
*The midgets were then interrupted by Gary, a wizard who traveled around in a coffee bubble.
* has finished their coffee. 
*2:33Charlie the PenguinGary told Pixie that she was in the world of.
*Pixie did not like the world of.
*She didn't understand the name, either.
* has finished their coffee. 
*2:34Charlie the PenguinGary told her that the world was ruled by the wonderful Wizard of Tras, who had the power to grant wishes and could take Pixie home.
*Pixie decided that the world of was better than Club Penguin and decided to stay there.
*2:35Barnes of Kakariko VillageYou should write this down somewhere 
*2:36Charlie the PenguinGary told her to do as he told her and get her butt home or he would pour hot coffee on her face. Fluffle walked over and popped Gary's coffee bubble, causing him to faint.
*Pixie then realized that the world of was to retarded for her and decided to go home.
*The angry midgets told her to follow the white road.
*Pixie stepped onto the white road but realized it was covered in glaze.
*The midgets realized that they had said wrong and told her that she actually needed to travel on the black concrete road that had yellow lines on it.
*Pixie stepped onto the black road and immediately got run over by a donut truck. When she respawned she told the midgets to go @#$% themselves and stomped down the donut glazed road.
* has entered the Coffee Break room. 
*2:41Ninja Penguins
*2:41Charlie the PenguinSuddenly, another wizard named Charlie appeared. Charlie was an evil wizard.
* has entered the Coffee Break room. 
*2:41Ninja PenguinsThen, another Charlie appeared. Charlie was a neutral wizard.
*2:42Charlie the PenguinCharlie was mad at Pixie because he blamed her for killing the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, who had recently given him a free 50% coupon that he now couldn't use because he was dead.
*2:42Ninja PenguinsThen Charlie punched evil Charlie
*then he set his spawn point for the void,
*Then he killed Charlie.
*Charlie kept RESPAWNING,
*2:43Charlie the PenguinPixie realized that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's hat was now on Fluffle's head.
*2:43Ninja PenguinsNow Neutral Charlie could steal the hat
*He stole Fluffle and set his spawn point for the void.
*And got a diamond sword and killed it, and also cooked it
*2:44Charlie the PenguinCharlie realized that if he could get the hat, he could take over the Stay Puft Marshmallow business and get rich because logic.
*2:44Ninja PenguinsHe also dropped the hat, so he gave it to Charlie.
*Fluffles fell out of the world
*Charlie fell out of the world
*Fluffles fell out of the world
*Charlie fell out of the world
*Fluffles: N
*2:45Charlie the PenguinHe tried to take the hat off of Fluffle, but it was stuck to her because of the marshmallow goo.
*2:45Ninja PenguinsFluffes couldn't chat!
*Then, Charlie tped Fluffle to him
*and destroyed the hat.
*Making the whole world made of Marshmallows.
*And then Princess Uni-Kitty came and ate the whole Marshmallow Universe.
*She also ate god.
*2:46Charlie the PenguinCharlie rage quit, but not before swearing to get that hat.
*2:46Ninja PenguinsWhich means the universe died.
*It's the oldest thingy ever
*Were in space now, in this new planet Earth, except for penguins and puffles only!
*R.I.P Humans
*Also, Uni-Kitty managed to become the new God and made a Rainbow Candy. Universe
*Milky Way was repaired, and the New Planet Earth exploded and killed 29,567 penguins.
*The PSA escaped
*However, they had to rebuild the island.
*Agent suggested a no pookie rule at the Pet Shop
*Everyone agreed.
*Except only PSA/EPF Pookies can enter.
*Then everyone decided a punishment!
*2:49Charlie the PenguinPixie ventured on until she found herself in snowy area.
*2:49Ninja PenguinsAnd hanging one with the most votes.
*Now, more penguins came.
*More Pookies came,
*and they got hanged
*Others are still hidden in the Pet Shop, either being found or hanged.
*They also made a new rule, Anti-Preps unless if they are in the PSA.
*2:50Charlie the PenguinThere she met another penguin named Jay. Jay lived in a cave in a mountain. He told Pixie that if she ever entered his cave he would destroy her and puke on her grave.
*2:51Ninja PenguinsThen, they made secruity cameras for the Pet Shop
*And they shoot lasers at Pookies not in PSA.
*2:51Charlie the PenguinFluffle proceeded to eat Jay's ice wand.
*2:51Ninja PenguinsThe End
*Anyways new story.
*2:51Charlie the PenguinJay became enraged and tried to kill Fluffle.
*2:52Ninja PenguinsNo one ever knew the legend of Megasus, a legendary warhorse that protected humanity.
*One day, a agent named Charlie, climbed up and jumped on the clouds.
*He got sent to a weird dimension, where Megasus lived
*2:53Charlie the PenguinPixie told Jay that she was going to see the wonderful Wizard of Tras and that if she came with him, he could wish for a new wand. Jay reluctantly agreed and ventured on with her.
*2:53Ninja PenguinsMegasus was more then a billion miles away though, there were no resources.
*Eventually in a week, the EPF tracked that Charlie was in a different dimension
*McKenzie climbed super fast to the mountains, however since she rushed, she fell and got injured badly.
*She had to be in the hospital for a while, and not to mention, she was wearing surfing clothes.
*After that, the portal closed.
*Gary found a way to reopen it.
*He asked Sensei to use a Ninja Spell.
*The portal sucked Gary, Pixie, and Flames in
*Rookie, Paige, Emma and Agent followed.
*Charlie was no where to be found.
*The place was empty, only filled with ancient history.
*Emma found an old roman restaurant.
*She found Roman Cupcakes, she ate them, they tasted fine.
*The others just stuck out their tongue.
*After walking the first 10 billion, Pixie's glasses blew off.
*She rushed to get them, ran 6,000 miles before getting lost.
*But luckily, she found an old wood hut to stay in for shelter.
*Pixie used her Spy Phone to teleport to Gary
*But everyone was so thirsty.
*But in luck, it rained.
*But it was sea salt, which was just tears from Megasus.
*Everyone drank it, it was their only beverage in this place.
*Flames said that Everyone should've brought equipment
*Pixie said she did, but it disappeared when they entered
*Gary said there was a time paradox in the portal, and sent it to the future.
*3:00Charlie the PenguinThey soon came across a large dragon. Jay tried to kill it with his ice wand, but it turned into a MLP. This made Jay want to kill it even more, but luckily, it turned into a penguin, and he decided not to.
*3:01Ninja PenguinsAfter the 20 Billion miles, they found Charlie, who was almost dead from thirst and hunger.
*It took another year to run back.
*Then, all out of breath, all of them jumped into the portal and landed splat onto the dojo roof.
*Everyone was too thirsty and hungry to move.
*But then, the portal opened again and it summoned a huge time monster.
*It immediately crushed the dojo,
*Sensei survived because he was at the Pizza Parlor.
*Then, the monster crushed the stadium, ruining the World Cup game.
*3:03Charlie the PenguinThe penguin/MLP/dragon's name was Gracie. She was tired of her three forms, and wished she could have a new one, one that wouldn't make ice-powered spellmasters want to murder her. Pixie told her where she, Fluffle, and Jay were going, and that if she came with them, she could wish for a new form. Gracie agreed and ventured on with them.
* has entered the Coffee Break room. 
*3:03Ninja PenguinsGary went to get Garyzilla
*It was 28228292 times larger then the minster.
*Garyzilla used crush the monster.
*Then Garyzilla fell, splitting the island in half.
*Gary SWEARED while he tried to get out.
*Everyone reported Gary.
*Gary SWEARED again.
*Once he got out, he looked exhausted.
*However, the other half sunk, it had the crew.
*Pixie swam, trying to get back to at least the IceBerg, but the ice was too slippery to climb.
*Rookie, who was going on vacation with his propeller, saved everybody
*he pulled everybody up.
*And it took 5000 days for him just to pull up the other half.
*And in those years, he died.
*So did everybody else.
*Well, that's what we think.
*That's probably not true.
*3:07Charlie the PenguinFinally, they came across an Eagles named Eagles. Blah blah blah, he wanted to be vice director of some secret agency, ext, ext, he went with them. Man, these stories are repetitive...
*3:07Ninja PenguinsSince they are still alive.
*The End
*3:10Charlie the PenguinFinally, they came to a big castle that was guarded by a large army of plants and zombies.
* has finished their coffee. 
*3:12Charlie the PenguinHowever, the plants and zombies were too busy trying to kill each other to notice them walk in.
*Inside, they found a gigantic penguin sitting on a throne. This was none other than the one and only Wizard of Tras.
*Behind the wizard was a large wall of Club Penguin party hats, which he explained he had stolen from Club Penguin's clothes shop. He was only missing one, and that was the Snow Beta Hat.
*Knowing that Charlie wore the Snow Beta Hat, he told the group that if they stole and brought the hat to him, he would grant their wishes.
*The group walked outside, angry at being ripped off as the wizard made a troll face behind their backs.
*
*3:22Barnes of Kakariko VillageXD
*3:25Charlie the PenguinSuddenly, a large army of red dragons eating cheese flew over and landed around them, forming a circle.
*, leader of the dragons, walked over.
*"I see you've met my army of s," she said to them.
*"I'm afraid that you're going to half to come with us."
*The Pokos seized the group and carried them all the way to Charlie's cake-shaped castle.
*3:35Barnes of Kakariko VillageDeAd
*3:38Charlie the PenguinCharlie tied them all up and ordered to pry the Marshmallow Man's hat off of Fluffle, but she couldn't either. Angry, Charlie stomped away, sulking.
*Suddenly, the s came and untied them. They told them that they actually hated working for Charlie and that if they managed to defeat him, they would give them his hat.
*Charlie came back and before he could yell at the s for untying the prisoners, Pixie pulled out a slice of pie and threw it into Charlie's mouth, killing him instantly. The s took Charlie's hat and flew the group back to the Wizard of Tras' castle.
*Pixie presented the hat to the wizard, and in turn he revealed something- he used the magic of the snow queen Elsa to grant wishes. However, she was currently having a nervous breakdown.
*Instead, he gave Jay a stick, a mermaid tale, and Eagles a commander badge. He then threw Pixie and Fluffle through a portal, which carried them back to Club Penguin.
*Just then a lawyer representing The Wizard of Oz, Ghostbusters, and Frozen appeared and decided to sue everyone involved with this story, but Helmet got angry and dumped him in the sea.
*The End.
This was something random I thought of and wrote in chat today. I am really sorry at the huge postponage of The Cake of Resistance, so here's a new random parody that almost reaches Charlie Skywalker and the Great Coming of Cheesy Tacos' level of randomness.
And yes, I know that most people here are out of character. This story isn't supposed to make a lick of sense, and I hope to not offend anyone.
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I shall now tell a wonderful story. A story about a wizard. Woah, wait a minute, why is this story named after the wizard, he's barely in this! Meh, whatever. I shall now tell you a story about a wizard. A wizard who is best known as the wonderful Wizard of Tras (seriously, who named this story??!! Oh wait it was me...).
Once upon a time, there was a little pixie- I mean a little girl named Pixie. She was a penguin. She wore clothes, and had a face and hair on her head. Did I mention that she was a girl? Also, her voice sounded like Ariana Grande's singing voice.
Pixie worked as a slave on a farm. She was a slave to Herbert P. Bear, a large [censored] who was always seen drinking something that was illegal to Club Penguin. She had a little puffle named Fluffle. Fluffle was a puffle. Did I mention that? Fluffle was always hungry, but had a particular interest in the taste of penguins. She never ate Pixie though, because she was wise enough to not bite the hand that fed her. Somehow, Herbert never managed to catch her in the act because Batman.
One day, she couldn't find any penguins on the farm, she had eaten them all. With nothing to eat, Fluffle began to starve. Then she saw Herbert. With no other options, she walked casually over to Herbert, and ate his right leg right off of his body.
"OH @#$%!" Herbert yelled, spilling his wine all over his pet crab, who fell dead.
Herbert hopped over to the sheriff's office, bleeding leg socket in all, just in time to tell the police officer that Fluffle must be violently destroyed for her actions, right before he lost all of his blood and died.
The police officer, a half-cat, half-human hybrid named Hailey, didn't give a crap about him, but she did enjoy violently destroying things. Hailey arrived at the farm and immediately saw Fluffle. She suddenly turned into a murderous anime character and lunged at her. Pixie, acting fast, ran in front of Hailey just in time and grabbed Fluffle away. Hailey said something in Japanese and called on a creepy-looking pokemon. The pokemon exploded and turned into a large tornado because meh, what ISN'T there a Pokemon for. Pixie screamed and ran into the lighthouse, which was conveniently right near by.
The tornado turned into a large penguin because it did.
The penguin's name was Helmet because it was.
This all makes sense because it does.
Helmet was feeling angry (his coke shipments were late), so he dumped the lighthouse in the sea.
When Pixie woke up she was in a creepy world full of donuts, cake, plants, trains, coke, mutant penguins and retarded midgets. The lighthouse had fallen from the sky and killed the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, who had been annoying the midgets by trying to step on them. The midgets were then interrupted by Gary, a wizard who traveled around in a coffee bubble.
Gary told Pixie that she was in the world of. 
Pixie didn't like the world of.
She didn't understand the name, either.
Gary told her that the world was ruled by the wonderful Wizard of Tras, who had the power to grant wishes and could take Pixie home.
Pixie decided that the world of was better than Club Penguin and decided to stay there forever. Gary told her to do as he told her and get her butt home or he would pour hot coffee on her face. Fluffle walked over and popped Gary's coffee bubble, causing him to faint.
Pixie decided that the world of was to retarded for her and decided to go home.
The angry midgets told her to follow the white road. Pixie stepped onto the white road and realized that it was white because it was covered in donut glaze. The midgets realized that they had said wrong and told her that she actually needed to travel on the black concrete road that had yellow lines on it. Pixie stepped onto the black road and immediately got run over by a donut truck. When she respawned she told the retarded midgets to go @#$% themselves and started down the donut glazed road in a huff.
Suddenly, another wizard appeared, this one named Charlie. Charlie was an evil wizard because he was an evil wizard. Charlie was mad at Pixie because he blamed her for killing the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, who had recently given him a free 50% coupon that he now couldn't use because he was dead. Pixie realized that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's hat was now on Fluffle's head. Charlie realized that if he could get the hat, he could take over the marshmallow business and get rich because logic. He tried to take the hat off of Fluffle, but it was stuck to her because of the marshmallow goo. Charlie rage quit, but not before swearing to get that hat back.
Pixie ventured on until she found herself in snowy area. There she met another penguin named Jay. Jay lived in a cave in a mountain. He told Pixie that if she ever entered his cave he would destroy her and puke on her grave. Fluffle proceeded to eat Jay's ice wand. Jay became enraged and tried to kill Fluffle. Pixie told Jay that she was going to see the wonderful Wizard of Tras and that if she came with him, he could wish for a new wand. Jay reluctantly agreed and ventured on with her.
They soon came across a large dragon. Jay tried to kill it with his bare flippers, but it turned into a MLP. This made Jay want to kill it even more, but when it turned into a penguin, and he decided not to. The penguin/MLP/dragon's name was Gracie. She was tired of her three forms, and wished she could have a new one, one that wouldn't make ice-powered spellmasters want constantly want to murder her (apparently that happened often). Pixie told her where she, Fluffle, and Jay were going, and that if she came with them, she could wish for a new form. Gracie agreed and ventured on with them.
Finally, they came across an Eagles named Eagles. Blah blah blah, he wanted to be vice director of some secret agency, blah blah blah, he went with them. Man, these stories are repetitive, how do people not get bored reading this crap?!
Eventually, they ended up in front of a big cake-shaped castle that was guarded by a large army of plants and zombies. However, the plants and zombies were too busy trying to kill each other to notice them walk in. Inside, they found a gigantic penguin sitting on a throne. This was none other than the one and only Wizard of Tras. Behind the wizard was a large wall of Club Penguin party hats, which he explained he had stolen from Club Penguin's clothes shop. He was only missing one, and that was the Snow Beta Hat. Knowing that Charlie wore the Snow Beta Hat, he told the group that if they stole and brought the hat to him, he would grant their wishes. The group walked outside, angry at being ripped off as the wizard made a troll face behind their backs.
Suddenly, a large army of red dragons eating cheese flew over and landed around them, forming a circle. Locy, leader of the dragons, walked over. 
"I see you've met my army of Pokos," she said to them. "I'm afraid that you're going to have to come with us."
The Pokos seized the group and carried them all the way to Charlie's donut-shaped castle because pie. 
Charlie tied them all up and ordered Locy to pry the Marshmallow Man's hat off of Fluffle, but she couldn't either. Angry, Charlie stomped away, sulking. Suddenly, the Pokos came and untied them. They told them that they actually hated working for Charlie and that if they managed to defeat him, they would give them his hat. Charlie came back and before he could yell at the Pokos for untying the prisoners, Pixie, Dogkid, Eagles, and Jay put together a slice of pie labled "MLP" on one side and "Harry Potter" on the other side with frosting. Pixie threw it into Charlie's mouth, killing him instantly. The Pokos took Charlie's hat and flew the group back to the Wizard of Tras' castle.
Pixie presented the hat to the wizard, and in turn he revealed something- he used the magic of the snow queen Elsa to grant wishes because cheese. However, she was currently having a nervous breakdown and had accidentally killed her sister by freezing her. Instead, he gave Jay a stick, a mermaid tale, and Eagles a commander badge. He then threw Pixie and Fluffle through a portal, which carried them back to Club Penguin. 
Just then a lawyer representing The Wizard of Oz, Ghostbusters, and Frozen appeared and decided to sue everyone involved with this story, but Helmet got angry (his chalk shipment had been cancelled) and dumped him in the sea.
The End.
-Charlie the Penguin: Don't just do something, stand there! 17:48, June 9, 2014 (UTC)