Jalapeno Zombie Interview

By (Drek)
Me: Hello! Can you tell me how can you detonate?
Jalapeno Zombie: It detoonetez itselv.
Me:WHAT???
Jalapeno Zombie: That'z raight.
Me:OH DARN!!! I must talk quickly before you explodes! Why if you got hypnotized, the explosion is still burns plants unlike Jack-in-the-box zombie?
Jalapeno Zombie: I heve som sort off mikrochip thing insid my heead.
Me:Can you show me smile faces instead of that angry faces?
Jalapeno  Zombie: Noo, I cen't. Bicause dis is juice a feke facee.
Me:OK, I'll make u smile. (tries to make Jalapeno  Zombie smiles)
Jalapeno  Zombie: NOO! STAP IT!
Me:Why?
Jalapeno  Zombie:That hurrtzzz!!!!!!
Me:K. It's time to end this. Bye!
Jalapeno  Zombie:Bye
(Jalapeno  Zombie explodes)
Me: Ah, that zombie burns my show again.
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