Good Morning, Asshole

Date/Timing: 23 January 2019
Setting: The Shed; Vaucluse, NSW, Australia
Note: This ficlet has been made redundant by "Confession".
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Logan drums his fingers as the tablet—finally!
""Good morning, asshole!""
「Morning, blockhead.」 Logan waves an envelope. 「Off to mail these.」
「「Already? Lucky me!」」
「Yea, lucky for you my right thumb still works fine, unlike my left. Goddamn Kiwis ....」
「「You were bitten by a fruit? I always thought those seeds looked like teeth.」」
「'Kiwi' as in 'New Zealand', ye—」
But Feng's cackling away at his own joke. 
Logan grunts, pushes himself up and out of the suite. 「Fucking Shortstack broke my collarbone, too.」
「「And you've been forced on bedrest? Awwww, poor Wogan!」」
Logan grumbles.
「「I watched your episode of /Sunshiney Rainbow Friends again—」」
Logan muffles the tablet and ducks into an alcove. 「You promised never to bring that up!」
Feng snickers. 「「But you're so cute in it!」」
「I'm gonna hang up ....」
Feng's eyes grow several sizes larger.
「'least it's just my voice,」 huffs Logan. 「/I've never showed my face on a kids' show, unlike /someone.」
「「/[show name] is a respected educational programme.」」
Logan rolls his eyes, resumes his stroll to the mailroom.
「「How do you plan to entertain yourself the next several weeks?」」
「I'll figure something out.」
「「I suggest trying anything new after Marshal Xiong returns to Hong Kong.」」
Logan raises an eyebrow.
「「Her disciplinary methods are rather creative.」」
「Noticed that,」 drawls Logan. 「She had Shortstack filing the first day and her PA clotheslined Jack and then sat on him for a half-hour.」 Puts on his best 'sweet and harmless' smile. 「I'll behave myself.」
Feng scoffs. 「「I'll believe that when I see it.」」
「Wait and see, asshole. Wait. and. see.」
「「Looking forward to it, blockhead.」」
Tags: Ficlet, Sydney Shatterdome (setting), Conversations via video, Logan, Logan's POV, Logan (ficlet), Feng, Feng (ficlet), Sunshiney Rainbow Friends (reference), Xiong (mention), Chuck H (mention), Jackson (mention), Nang (mention), Raharuhi twins (mention)
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