Betty Parker

==Appearance==
Betty is a lightly-tanned Caucasian woman with sunglass, Fitbit, and sandal tanlines on her face, right forearm, and feet, respectively, as well as short blonde hair, who wears a lilac tanktop with the words "PARKER FITNESS" on the front in silver-tree green, black yoga pants with white stripes going down the hips and legs, and is barefoot.
==Win Quotes==
===In-Wife Crisis===
*"This is for your own good, Bob. Either you eat right and be active, or I ask for a divorce."
*"Would it kill you to stick to the recipe? What you're serving is poisonous and unhealthy!" (vs. Darius)
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