S02E09 - T!ts for Tat

The hosts start the pod by promoting the in person engagements (Harry Potter conventions) and interviews (Huffpost, Jenny McCarthy) they have been giving lately.
This story for this episode picks up near the end of Chapter 2 and completes it and then moves on to Chapter 4 and makes it midway through the chapter. 
== Episode Summary ==
Draco and Hermione's little secret may not be a secret much longer thanks to Roger Davies, the creepy perv.
== Notable Moments ==
* Lyndsay admits to misleading her family about what the podcast is about. Danny and Allie's family listen with pride.
* Danny tentatively names a new "section" for the podcast for them to play voice messages they receive from fans, The Howlers.
* Slughorn as a desk references
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Reminder of Voldemort's existence really puts the story into context.
* Allie accidentally adds a description of a long owl leg. Cue laughing jag.
* Roger "the pervert" Davies
* Allie flashes back to the sexy owl legs and starts laughing again.
* Hermione's vision in the Mirror of Erised: a porn scene of her being slammed by Draco.
* Davies is the new Blaise?
* Allie develops a temporary speech impediment while trying to read "Hermione attempted to distract..." Fourth time was the charm!
* Undapants reference
* "You know when there's a sexy rumour going around school, the first thing you do is go home and tell your parents." ~ Lyndsay
* Hogwarts PTA bulletin: So STDs are spreading, and we think they started with Hermione Granger.
* Danny makes disgust sounds under is breath when Roger Davies tries to blackmail Hermione into a threesome with Cho.
* Draco to the rescue!
* "That song is really...we sound really bad" ~ Lyndsay, after the Wands Up or Down song is sung.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Draco's heroics and owning up to Hermione sex
Lyndsay: Up
* Originally neither, because of no sex, but switched to up because of Draco's heroics and owning up to Hermione sex
Danny: Up
* Intense
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Brian - first person to have their voicemail played on the podcast. Questions whether their was some "back door" action that went unremarked upon in a previous episode (S02E04 - Pansy Raid). Hosts had gotten confused/excited by the introduction of the term "joybox". The Golden Threesome confirms with the author, mctwist, that yes, that was an anal scene.
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