The Start of the Best Day Ever

THIS FIC IS BY MACABRE, TEXTING, LV, AND BERTY. NO TOUCHIEEEE
It was like any ordinary day in Bruh Team. Macabre, LV, Texting, and Berty were having yet another lesson. “OK BERTY!” Texting cried, flailing. “COURSE 2, TEST 1 COMMENCE!” Macabre and LV placed a bowl of pasta on a table, a few yards away from Berty.
“READY?” Everyone cried.
“YES!!” Berty shouted back, getting ready to run at the pasta.
“GOOOO!!!!” And with that, Berty ran over, and went to the pasta. Everyone cheered. Today was a great day. Another day in Bruh Team
*cue theme song*
All of a sudden, a MudWing comes out of nowhere. The sky darkens. The wind picks up. LV, Macabre, Texting, and Berty look up to see Ash alighting down next to them.
Berty got into a defensive position. Texting floofed up her fur. LV readied her swivel chairs. Macabre summoned her great knife.
The shouts were in unision. “WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!”
Ash put up her talons defensively. “Nothing, nothing, just..” She dashed over, lit the swivel chair fort base on fire, and snatched Texting up in her claws, beating her wings and carrying her away.
“HEEEELP MEEEEE” The gray wolf screamed, and batted at Ash’s face with her paws. It was to no avail. Ash’s face was rock hard, and poor Texting’s paws weren’t tough enough. “DANGIT.” She barked, cursing the day she had wished for fluffy paws. They were made for hugging, not smacking.
At LV’s command and Macabre’s OK!!!, Berty slipped on the 3DMG. He zipped over to where Ash was flying with Texting.
Ash neared a volcano. A scary one. With lava. Texting wailed and flailed, trying to wiggle free. Berty was upon them. He scooped the wolf up and zoomed away, leaving Ash hovering in the sky.
“HOORAY!” Macabre and LV cried, and everyone ran over to hug Berty.
==DAY 2==
Texting, Berty, Macabre and LV were sitting down, feeling the nice cool breeze of the air. Then at that moment Ash returned.
Everyone got up into a fighting position, waiting for something to happen.
"Do you want to ride on me?" Ash's voice seemed calmer than yesterday. Berty bravely stood up to Ash and sat on her back. He checked to make sure he had his 3D-MG. Texting shouted, "BERTY FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!" LV stated the obvious by saying Berty will be fine.
Ash took off into the sky and across a river. Texting followed in a flying bacon and LV followed on her floating swivel chairs. Ash soared down a waterfall, Berty clinging on. Texting grabbed Ash's tail and dangled. "What are you doing?!" LV cried. Then LV hopped onto Ash.
Texting sat on Berty's shoulder as Ash flew into the warm forest for a break. They sat under the shady tree for awhile.
Then without a warning, Ash took off leaving Texting holding onto Berty for dear life.
Soon, everyone made it the island of Honolulu. Macabre magically teleported to the island. Berty, Texting, LV, Ash, and Macabre enjoyed their time on the beach before returning home.
==DAY 3==
And now we delve into the deep relationship between Eren and Berty. 
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◾XxErenJaegerxX NO
◾I'M BUSY
◾10:16 Bertholdt Fubar AGH!
◾10:16 XxErenJaegerxX *runs from dragon after berty*
◾tackles Bert*
◾10:17 Bertholdt Fubar NOOO! *Hits Eren*
◾10:17 XxErenJaegerxX *hits back*
◾NOOOO
◾YESSSS
◾10:17 Bertholdt Fubar *Keeps hitting*
◾Welcome to the Wings of Fire Fanon Wiki chat
◾10:17 XxErenJaegerxX *hits him back*
◾10:17 Bertholdt Fubar NOOOO
◾10:17 XxErenJaegerxX I WILL OUTHIT YOU
◾AND I WILL WIN
◾10:17 Bertholdt Fubar I OUT SIZE YOU
◾10:17 XxErenJaegerxX AND YOU WILL LOSE
◾10:17 Cat555 *breathes fire on eren*
◾Luckybird7765 has joined the chat.
◾10:17 XxErenJaegerxX IT DOESN'T MATTER
◾10:18 MacabreDragons *is recording this*
◾10:18 XxErenJaegerxX I HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE
◾PEWPEW*
◾10:18 LieutenantVelociraptor omg what is
◾o-o
◾10:18 Luckybird7765 *nectar dances in the background*
◾10:18 Texting Wolf PFFFT
◾LAWL
◾I LOVE ALTS
◾10:18 LieutenantVelociraptor I stop working
◾10:18 Cat555 *slashes Eren's throat*
◾10:18 LieutenantVelociraptor to get
◾food
◾I come back
◾to check chat
◾and see this
◾omg
◾10:18 Texting Wolf ASH
◾NO KILLING EREN
◾10:18 LieutenantVelociraptor ASH NO
◾10:18 Texting Wolf HE HAS BZNZ TO ATTEND TO
◾10:19 XxErenJaegerxX *SMACK*
◾10:19 LieutenantVelociraptor OMG IS EREN IN BRUH TEAM
◾10:19 Texting Wolf (Eren is me)
◾10:19 Cat555 I'll let him go this time
◾10:19 Texting Wolf (So yes)
◾10:19 LieutenantVelociraptor (yes and nuuuu)
◾10:19 Texting Wolf (Is this a test? Lel)
◾10:19 LieutenantVelociraptor (Omai)
◾10:19 MacabreDragons OH GOD I LOVE THE IPECAC PRANK VIDEO
◾10:19 Texting Wolf (WHERE IS BERTY. BERTY FIGHT BACK)
◾(CMON MAN)
◾(LET YOUR DREAMS FOLLOW U
◾10:20 Bertholdt Fubar *Hits Eren and knocks him over*
◾10:20 XxErenJaegerxX OWWWW
◾10:20 LieutenantVelociraptor (DANG BERTY)
◾10:20 XxErenJaegerxX *grabs Berty's leg*
◾NUUUH
◾10:20 Bertholdt Fubar NOOO!
◾10:20 XxErenJaegerxX *yanks on his leg*
◾HAHAHA
◾I WIN
◾I WILL KNOCK U OVER
◾10:20 Bertholdt Fubar *Kicks Eren*
◾Luckybird7765 has left the chat.
◾10:21 LieutenantVelociraptor (OMG BERTY WENT THERE)  
◾Luckybird7765 has joined the chat. 
◾10:21 XxErenJaegerxX *Punches Berty* 
◾10:21 Cat555 *smacks Eren* 
◾10:21 Texting Wolf ASH NUH 
◾10:21 Luckybird7765 *sits there* 
◾10:21 Bertholdt Fubar I will get Captain Levi 
◾10:21 LieutenantVelociraptor (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) 
◾10:21 XxErenJaegerxX NU U WUNT 
◾10:21 LieutenantVelociraptor (TATLE TAIL) 
◾10:22 XxErenJaegerxX *punches head super hard*
◾10:22 Texting Wolf BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
◾10:22 MacabreDragons BERTY ATTACK WITH IPECAC
◾10:22 Bertholdt Fubar OW! 
◾Attacks with IPECAC* 
◾10:22 MacabreDragons * MacabreDragons hands Berty the Great Knife
◾10:22 Texting Wolf UH NUH 
◾BERTY
◾USE 
◾IT 
◾10:23 LieutenantVelociraptor O3O WHAT WILL HE DO 
◾10:23 XxErenJaegerxX O3O 
◾10:23 LieutenantVelociraptor WHATWILL
◾HE 
◾DO
◾FOLKS
◾10:23 Texting Wolf IS ANYONE GETTING THIS 
◾MACABRE 
◾10:23 MacabreDragons I was recording it but then i stopped
◾OOPS 
◾10:23 LieutenantVelociraptor NUHH
◾10:23 Texting Wolf OMG NUH 
◾Luckybird7765 has left the chat. 
◾10:23 MacabreDragons Okey I recorded it 
◾10:23 Texting Wolf vrry goodt y 
◾BERTY 
◾WHATCHA GONNA DU 
◾10:24 MacabreDragons I'm watching someone upchuck their bile 
◾10:24 XxErenJaegerxX YEAH BERT
◾10:24 LieutenantVelociraptor DO IITTTT 
◾10:24 MacabreDragons its beautiufl 
◾10:24 XxErenJaegerxX WHATCHA GONNA DO
◾10:24 MacabreDragons *beautiful
◾10:24 Bertholdt Fubar *Hugs Eren until he pops*
◾10:24 LieutenantVelociraptor om 
◾omg 
◾10:24 XxErenJaegerxX *pops* 
◾disappears*
◾10:24 LieutenantVelociraptor TEXTING 
◾THE TEXT
◾Ajistofast has joined the chat.
◾10:24 LieutenantVelociraptor TEST*
◾10:24 Texting Wolf I SAW THAT 
◾10:24 MacabreDragons Eren drink the ipecac 
◾10:24 Ajistofast Hello 
◾10:24 Texting Wolf HE PASSES 
◾OMG 
◾XxErenJaegerxX has left the chat. 
◾10:24 LieutenantVelociraptor OMGGGGG 
◾10:25 Texting Wolf BERTY 
◾BERTY 
◾10:25 Ajistofast * Ajistofast is very excited. 
◾10:25 LieutenantVelociraptor BERTY U DID IT 
◾10:25 Bertholdt Fubar o.o 
◾10:25 Texting Wolf OMG 
◾10:25 MacabreDragons * MacabreDragons throws ipecac at berty 
◾GOOD JOB ◾10:25 Cat555 *Ash high fives berty* 
◾10:25 Texting Wolf *TACKLES BERTY*
◾Luckybird7765 has joined the chat.
◾10:25 Texting Wolf OK 
◾WHO'S GONNA WRITE DAY 3
◾10:25 Luckybird7765 ... 
◾10:25 Ajistofast Hello 
◾10:25 LieutenantVelociraptor *TACKLE HUGS BERTY*
◾10:25 Texting Wolf THIS NEEDS
◾10:25 Bertholdt Fubar *Falls over* 
◾10:25 Texting Wolf THIS NEEDS 
◾10:25 MacabreDragons UM 
◾WHO 
◾10:25 Texting Wolf *YEY*
◾WHO
◾ermehgershberty 
◾10:26 LieutenantVelociraptor SPEAKING OF STORY 
◾10:26 Ajistofast * Ajistofast is watching twitch.
◾10:26 LieutenantVelociraptor BRB ◾10:26 Texting Wolf duuwanttowriteit 
◾10:26 MacabreDragons BERTY 
◾THROW UP 
◾YOUR BILE 
◾NOW 
◾10:26 Texting Wolf .
◾wat
◾10:26 Ajistofast The pokemon world tournaments video games starts soon.
◾10:26 Bertholdt Fubar ? 
◾10:26 Texting Wolf BERTY 
◾10:26 MacabreDragons I'M WATCHING A VOMIT PRANK
◾10:26 Texting Wolf DO YOU WANT TO WRITE DAY 3 
◾10:26 Luckybird7765 nice, Aj 
◾10:26 MacabreDragons DONT REGRET 
◾10:27 Bertholdt Fubar Uh
◾10:27 Cat555 Wanna continue the rp, AJ? 
◾10:27 Texting Wolf @_@ 
◾10:27 Ajistofast Idk 
◾10:28 Texting Wolf someone'sgottawriteit 
◾10:28 Ajistofast * Ajistofast is waiting for the tournaments.
◾10:28 Cat555 C'mon! Let's continue!!
◾10:28 MacabreDragons berty 
◾10:28 Texting Wolf . . . 
◾10:28 Luckybird7765 ...
◾10:28 MacabreDragons write it
◾BERTY WRITE IT 
◾10:28 Ajistofast 2mins I can not wait that long.... 
◾10:28 Bertholdt Fubar Okay but do I write it tomorrow?
==Bonus Chapter: The Search for a Lost Bruh==
Before I write this, I would like to thank LV for bringing Our Lost Bruh back to us via magic spells. I cannot begin to thank you enough. 
This will probably be an incredibly long chapter.
~Texting
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Wind whipped against the swivel chair fort. Snow began to drift down from above. The team was huddled up inside, trying to get warm. They were in a dog pile; The small ones on the top and the Utah Raptor sized LV on the bottom. Everyone snored softly as the snow covered a blanket over the earth. The flames in their fire pit flickered, the only light and heat shining in the fort. Texting flickered her ears as she heard footsteps... footsteps walking away from the huddle. She continued sleeping; In a daze. Macabre and LV did the same. 
The wind lashed at Berty as he trudged outside. He wanted to go out for a walk, but it risked the other's worry. He shouldered his vest, trying to get warm. It sure is chilly... He thought to himself, breathing on his hands to keep the blood circulating. He plodded for what felt like hours before he turned around. His tracks were covered up in the snow. He looked around, but all he could see was the white and grey of the sky.
He was lost. 
To be continued...
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