Headhunters 4: The Tenacious Ten

==Introduction==
After a narrow escape in week 6 and the biggest bid of all-time on a QB, Guilloteam couldn't escape the 140's and was sent Green Bay Packing. 
==In Memorium: The Guilloteam==
They say anger hurts yourself more than it hurts others. You live with it, let it fester, and it eats away at you from the inside. This week, it was anger that slayed the beast. No one is going to argue that Mark Andrews and his 0.85 didn't hurt. Or that Amon-Ra the Fantasy Sun Gawd being taken out of the game for what was later determined to be "not a concussion" wasn't a huge let down. Or even that Taylor Heinicken didn't even look good through beer goggles in his win against the Packers. 
But if we're going to make heads or tails over this head-rolling tailspin, there is only one place to look: the bench. Moore on that in a second. 
The only reason this was even a contest was because of Muller Lite being pretzeled into benching Danny Dimes for I guess Dak Prescott? And then CP once again had to Indiana Jones his way under the door with Patty Providence Friarsmuth on SNF. That exciting mini-head-to-head came to a close with a garbage time grab from Muth that put CP ahead of Muller by less than one point, sending Lite to the chopping block on Monday Night. 
All Damien Harris needed to do was meet his projection. But they should call him Daemon Harris because instead was dragon Pat down all night. Harris Harry Houdini'd and disappeared, vanishing Guilloteam from championship contention in the process. 
But like I said, this loss came down to anger. Anger towards DJ Moore and the terrible season he's having. NOW LOOK HERE FOLKS, nobody is saying you should automatically start a player based on the name on the back of the jersey. And I also am low on DJ Moore this season. All I'm saying is Pat has stated his anger towards Moore and that's why he not only benched him in Headhunters but shipped him off to Out of Luck in the main LOC league for Devin Duvernay. Would any of you have started him over Courtland Sutton, who also was facing a good defense and also had a shitty QB at the helm? Maybe, maybe not. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that Pat benched him and he scored 21.38 points against Sutton's 5.50, and that's why he's going home. 
The Guilloteam:
==Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)
Team 	2022 Finish	2021 Finish	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
CoachKnows 	16th (-6) 	11th (-9) 	2nd 	N/A
Bobecue Chicken 	15th (-12) 	3rd (+14) 	17th (-10) 	7th
It's Blitz! Track 2 	14th (+2) 	19th (-6) 	3rd (-2) 	1st
The Executioner 	13th (-12) 	1st (+13) 	14th (-10) 	4th
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	12th (-2) 	10th (+6) 	16th (-11) 	5th
The Guilloteam 	11th (+2) 	13th (-6) 	7th (-4) 	3rd
A better finish for Guilloteam this season but since there are four fewer teams this is actually his earliest elimination in franchise history. 
==Dead Money==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money 2022
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$4,392 	73%
==New Releases==
No new releases, so instead here are the top five players, one at each position, currently on waivers based off points scored.
#Patrick Mahomes (again...Mahomes curse?? No one bid on him just to be safe)
#Mark Andrews
# Jalen Hurts
#Devonta Smith
#Amon-Ra St. Brown
==Week Seven Bidding Results==
 Week Seven Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Darrell Henderson 	Muller Lite 	$16 	N/A
Andy Dalton 	Beach McBungalow	$15 	$0 (Bad Boys II)
Miami Defense 	Beach McBungalow	$10 	N/A
Taylor Heinicke 	The Guilloteam 	$2 	$0 (Bad Boys II)
Melvin Gordon III 	Muller Lite 	$1 	N/A
New York Jets Defense	Muller Lite 	$1 	N/A
====Quick-Hit Thoughts====
*Crazy that Guilloteam spent over $500 on a QB last week, but then still had to pick up Taylor Heinicke off waivers for $2 to field a full team.
*Muller Lite snagging Henderson under everyone's noses for $16 while he was on a bye is a giant get. Wouldn't have paid off if LAR bagged CMC, but guess what? They didn't. Low risk steal.
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==Money Spent Per Week==
Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2021)	Budget Spent (2020)	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1560 (15 Players) 	$9 (2 Players) 	$1,173 (12 Players)	$1,339 (7 Players)
3 	$1,160 (10 Players)	$1,283 (10 Players)	$1,033 (7 Players) 	$1,902 (15 Players)
4 	$1,475 (10 Players)	$657 (8 Players) 	$1,182 (11 Players)	$1,614 (11 Players)
5 	$1,740 (13 Players)	$1,376 (11 Players)	$181 (4 Players) 	$1,743 (14 Players)
6 	$1,355 (14 Players)	$1,231 (10 Players)	$1,542 (10 Players)	$1,1018 (11 Players)
7 	$45 (6 Players) 	$965 (10 Players) 	$1,494 (13 Players)	$1,036 (9 Players)
This was the least amount of money ever spent in a bidding period before week 13.
==Week Six Results==
Week Six Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (2) 	Beach McBungalow 	257.43
2 (1) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	214.05
3 (9) 	Henry VIII 	212.55
4 (8) 	burrow for sure-oh 	203.58
5 (3) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	202.55
6 (5) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	174.14
7 (6) 	Out of Luck 	172.14
8 (7) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	163.08
9 (11) 	deCaPitated 	155.66
10 (4) 	Muller Lite 	154.95
11 (10) 	The Guilloteam 	142.84
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
* Biggest Climber: Henry VIII (^6)
*Biggest Faller: Muller Lite (v7)
==2022 Draft Dodgers==
 Team Results Based on Draft Position
Draft Pick (Last Year)	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 (1) 	Beach McBungalow 	ALIVE
2 (12) 	The Titanic 	ALIVE
3 (8) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	ALIVE
4 (10) 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
5 (16) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	3
6 (7) 	Henry VIII 	ALIVE
7 (3) 	Mixon it Up wih Mahomie 	5
8 (19) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem)	ALIVE
9 (2) 	The Executioner 	4
10 (17) 	The Guilloteam 	7
11 (11) 	Burrow for Sure-Oh 	ALIVE
12 (14) 	CoachKnows 	1
13 (4) 	Bad Boys 	ALIVE
14 (15) 	Bobecue Chicken 	2
15 (16) 	Muller Lite 	ALIVE
16 (20) 	DeCaPitated 	ALIVE
==Kings of the Castle==
===1. Beach McBungalow===
You know you had a good week when Jonathan Taylor was the worst starting RB on your roster. He didn't need the bonus performance from Stevenson on MNF, but it certainly made a statement. Kenneth Walker is the genuine article and Andy Dalton proved to be the best $15 Nate has probably ever spent. 
===2. Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack ===
A general theme of the week was that QBs played pretty awful, but only one starting HH QB played so bad he got benched and that's Matt Cryin' Ryan. Lucky for Bad Boys, everyone else played fantastic aside from the Pitts of Despair. Kyle Pitts is so shockingly bad, at this point I feel like you have to start him simply due to statistical probability of him randomly breaking 10 points. 
===3. Henry VIII===
Looked great after an off-performance last week but loses Easy Breece Beautiful Running Back to an ACL and there may not be a breakout star waiting in the wings because what are the odds Breece Lightning strikes twice on one roster?
===4. burrow for sure-oh===
When Joe Burrow goes on these scorched Earth fantasy rampages it's literally the scariest thing I've ever experienced. You do not want to be in the way of it. Last year it ended in the Super Bowl, but this year it's only week 7. Will it end without warning, or is this guy about to put up the biggest season in QB history? 
===5. Hasta Laviska Baby ===
Hasta has already secured his deepest run in franchise history, and with $1,000 still to spend he clocks in as one of the most dangerous high ceiling teams remaining. He's 5th in points having made just 3 roster moves and in week 7 he had every single player break 10 points. 
==On the Chopping Block==
===10. Muller Lite===
Insert Breaking Bad "he can't keep getting away with this" meme. Since joining the league several weeks into last season, Muller Lite has literally never finished in last place. He made it all the way to the championship game, which is a pure head-to-head and cannot even be considered a last place finish. And this year he's returned to his cockroaching ways and refuses to die. Maybe because as a Jets fan his soul is already dead. 
===9. deCaPitated===
Speaking of dead, CP has felt like a rotting corpse for the last several weeks now after losing key players to season-enders in both leagues. The latest and greatest is Decay Metcalf, who avoids surgery but will miss some time. And then there is the Brady debacle. What to do with this broken man? We're down to 10 teams, it's high time that not all QBs are rostered...makes you think if Brady's time as a fantasy starter is over.
===8. Wildcat (no QBs no problem) ===
Still having very few problems with very few QBs. Austin Fast as Heckeler continues to be a fantasy stud and James Robbed of all Fantasy Value-son might actually be good again now that he's on the run-first Jets. But Robert doesn't score a Tonyan so he'll have to address tight end very soon. 
===7. Out of Luck===
Every week Papa thinks it is his week to go home, and every week he has been wrong (so far). This week he was forced to start JuJu over Ju.Jeff and against all odds it paid off because JJ-SS scored 33.60 points. Now that we're down to 10, Jared Goff might not cut it for QB2 with less than nine points. 
===6. Laser Rocket Arms===
Color me impressed. A 6th-place finish with four starters on the bye, including MVP-hopeful Josh Allen, first round pick Dalvin Cook, and Philly superweapon AJ Brown. This team was teed up to get screwed by the non-elimination, but they got exactly what they needed from Monty, Brian Robinson, and Jimmy G, while Tyler Boyd blew up for 40 points and carried the scrubs like Danny One-Eye Bellinger and Brandin Can't Cooks. 
==Average Scores of Eliminated Teams==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
The Guillotaem 	185.74 	7
The Executioner 	177.11 	4
It's Blitz! Track 2 	163.14 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	162.14 	2
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	161.26 	5
CoachKnows 	123.21 	1
==Narrow Defeats==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
CoachKnows 	2.49 	1
It's Blitz! Track 2 	2.90 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	5.91 	2
The Executioner 	11.98 	4
The Guilloteam 	12.11 	7
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	17.88 	5
==Rulers of the Kingdom==
2022 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	235.77
2 	Henry VIII 	291.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	252.22
4 	deCaPitated 	262.90
5 	burrow for sure-oh 	236.67
6 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	263.94
7 	Beach McBungalow 	257.43
Seven weeks, seven different first place teams. All except for one still alive for the championship. 
==Dungeon Dwellers==
2022 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Wildcat 	125.70
2 	It's Blitz! Track 2	122.26
3 	Out of Luck 	151.03
4 	Muller Lite 	139.26
5 	Out of Luck (2) 	161.14
6 	deCaPitated 	148.97
7 	Muller Lite (2) 	154.95
==Single Season Scoring Records==
As teams get eliminated, their single season performance will appear here.
Pat completes what was his worst scoring season. 
All-Time Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3428.76	CP 	2019
3402.18	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3121.28	Return of the Mac 	2021
3049.02	Bobecue Chicken 	2021
3015.53	Mixon Beer 	2020
3013.13	Müller Lite 	2021
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2980.07	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2743.25	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2733.07	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
2709.59	Mac 	2019
2677.20	Out of Luck 	2021
2620.18	The Titanic 	2021
2422.98	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2285.51	CP 	2020
2282.91	Out of Luck 	2020
2262.36	Bad Boys 	2021
2233.57	Soul Survivor 	2021
2134.22	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2021
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1939.02	Beach McBungalow 	2021
1936.45	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2021
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1749.51	The Guilloteam 	2021
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1509.41	CP 	2021
1483.70	Last Coach Standing 	2021
1473.18	Henry VIII 	2021
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1300.35	The Guilloteam 	2022
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1182.09	Mixon Beer with Liquor 	2021
1160.81	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2021
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	Mac 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
991.57 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2021
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
806.27 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	2022
768.10 	Shotti's Bugatti 	2021
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2020
708.44 	The Executioner 	2022
544.55 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2021
489.42 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2022
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
324.28 	Bobecue Chicken 	2022
294.62 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2021
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
123.21 	CoachKnows 	2022
115.16 	Mixon Beer 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2020
==All-Time Combined Points Scored==
Same as above: eliminated teams will have their 2022 season added to the total. 
Last week I said Guilloteam was primed to break 9,000 this season, but he comes up short with this early elimination. He will hold first place on the all-time scoring list until CP's fourth season is added upon his season's end. Then the question becomes whether Laser Rocket Arms has what it takes to make a big run to the top. 
All-Time Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
8424.84	The Guilloteam 	4
7594.94	The Executioner 	4
7223.68	deCaPitated 	3
7169.22	It's Blitz! Track 2 	4
6076.59	Mixon It Up With Mahomie	4
5844.65	Laser Rocket Arms 	3
5774.89	Bobecue Chicken 	4
5677.93	Out of Luck 	3
5186.35	Neck-Fix and Chill 	3
5045.26	Beach McBungalow 	3
4586.98	CoachKnows 	3
4312.78	Wildcat 	3
4051.36	burrow for sure-oh 	2
4000.46	Bad Boys 	3
3962.79	Henry VIII 	3
3406.56	Hasta Laviska Baby 	3
3058.93	Ya Hate 2 See It 	3
3013.13	Müller Lite 	1
1885.08	Shotti's Bugatti 	2
1238.56	Bluedevils 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
391.19 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2
==Remaining Budget==
Remaining Budget as of 10/25/22
Player 	Total Budget
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$1000
Henry VIII 	$781
Muller Lite 	$707
Wildcat (no QBs no problem)	$519
deCaPitated 	$390
Beach McBungalow 	$368
Laser Rocket Arms 	$256
Bad Boys II - The Sountrack	$192
burrow for sure-oh 	$112
Out of Luck 	$100
The Guilloteam 	0
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
The Executioner 	0
It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
CoachKnows 	0
YUGE drop for Pat this week and he's officially out on all big names for at least the next couple of weeks as he can get big-dawged by just about anyone.
==Conclusion==
Happy hunting y'all!