Luke the Blue Mountain Quarry Engine

Luke is a small green narrow gauge steam locomotive who is wanted dead by everybody in the world (except for Donald Trump). He is infamous in the Thomas community for screaming hurtful words at poor Thomas when all the tank engine was trying to do was befriend him. No one will picture his face, since he has devolved into pure mediocrity over the decades. As of right now, his UnRank is Below Negative Infinity.
==Why he sucks (add more if you want)== 
*He has ZERO redeeming qualities. Saving Thomas from falling off a cliff DEFINITELY doesn't count as one, since anybody else could have done that.
*His name sounds like the word "Puke", but with a L instead of a P. THIS. IS. DISGUSTING.
*When he first met Thomas, he was very self-centered and would NOT befriend him, even going as far to say HURTFUL WORDS to him. Legends state that this selfish and bitchy attitude retains today.
*On that same day, he killed the mothers of every single Cubone in the world by running over them, ON PURPOSE. Every Cubone in the world demands PHYSICALLY & MENTALLY SEVERE REPURCUSSIONS for this kind of undisciplined wrongdoing.
*He tried to get Edward and Henry kicked out of Sodor.
*He filled Gordon's express coaches with banana peels.
*He hypnotized James into bullying Philip. Thankfully, the effects were reversed by Proteus a few days later.
*A few months later, he hypnotized Percy into becoming a paranoid screaming wreck. Like with James, Proteus reversed the effects a few days after.
*He called Toby a "dum-dum". (Stupid Luke! Does he ever learn?)
*He insulted the Great Western Way in front of Duck, Donald, Douglas, Oliver, and Toad.
*He made Diesel, Diesel 10, Arry, Bert, Splatter, Dodge, Spencer, Bulgy, George, Smudger, Max, Monty, Scruffey, the Spiteful Breakvan, Bulstrode, the Horrid Lorries, Billy, Dennis, D261, Vinnie, Frankie, Hurricane, Ace, Sailor John, Baz, Bernie, Farona, Frederico, and Trainiac all look like saints compared to him.
*He ruined Bill's and Ben's special prank.
*He is the reason why BoCo went missing for many decades.
*He insulted the French in front of Daisy.
*He shoved Mavis into a rockslide.
*He ran over Stepney's bluebells.
*He called Emily a "big fat steamroller".
*He tried to steal Bertie's passengers.
*He called Salty's stories stupid.
*He made Harvey lift up two engines at the same time, even though Harvey can only lift up one engine at a time.
*He did it wrong in front of Fergus, even though Fergus told him to do it right.
*He hypnotized Skarloey, a wise engine who is over 100 years old, into regressing into a toxic conclusion-jumping troll yet to become a figure of infamy.
*He banished Sir Handel to the Shadow Realm.
*He caused Peter Sam to almost get crushed by a giant slab of slate.
*He said that rock and roll sucked, in FRONT OF DUNCAN.
*He also almost got Duncan injured by ramming a flatbed with a tree on it into his face.
*He told Duke that he deserved to go missing forever.
*He ruined Arthur's spotless record.
*He told Derek to go scrap himself, even though Derek has teething troubles, which means that not only is Derek the equivalent of a disabled person, but Luke basically told a disabled person to go kill themselves!
*He ruined Murdoch's peace and quiet.
*He made Molly cry by screaming so loud in her face for absolute no reason at all.
*He painted Rosie turquoise while she was sleeping.
*He damaged Whiff's eyesight, resulting in Whiff having to wear glasses.
*He pushed Victor into the sea.
*He told Theo (who has autism) to go kill himself! Yes, Luke's that heartless.
*He made racist comments to Nia.
*He ran over a puppy in front of Rebecca, which resulted in her crying her eyes out in her shed for one whole week.
*He showed something so traumatizing to every single Scraggy in the world, which explains why we never see a Scraggy smile.
*He started a fight between Totodile and Buizel, which lasted for exactly 2 months, 7 days, 6 hours, and 3 minutes.
*He tries to act all cute and innocent, but in reality, he is actually a heartless vicious souless psychopath.
*He dreams of starting a World War.
*And even after all of this, he still gets away scot-free thanks to Mattel.
== Trivia ==
* Despite his behavior, he has a soft spot for deer.
* He once tried to date Millie, but she broke up with him after finding out his true personality.
==List of people that hate Luke==
The following Thomas and Friends characters, as well as every other fictional character and every person in this world, all hate Luke:
Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Toby, Duck, Donald, Douglas, Oliver, Diesel, Bill, Ben, BoCo, Daisy, Mavis, Stepney, Emily, Bertie, Salty, Harvey, Arry, Bert, Fergus, Skarloey, Rheneas, Sir Handel, Peter Sam, Rusty, Duncan, Duke, Freddie, Mighty Mac, Arthur, Lady, Diesel 10, Splatter, Dodge, Sir Topham Hatt, Terence, Trevor, Toad, Derek, Elizabeth, Caroline, Bulgy, George, Murdoch, Spencer, Cranky, Scruffey, Mr. Percival, Harold, Rosie, the Troublesome Trucks, Smudger, Bulstrode, Stanley, Molly, Annie, Clarabel, the Spiteful Breakvan, Jack, Alfie, Oliver (excavator), Max, Monty, Kelly, Byron, Ned, Nelson, Buster, Patrick, Isobella, Miss Jenny, the Horrid Lorries, D261, Whiff, Scruff, Dennis, Jeremy, Billy, Belle, Flynn, Old Slow Coach, Bash, Dash, Ferdinand, Rocky, Proteus, Hank, Colin, Charlie, Flora, Hector, Bertram, Neville, Captain, Den, Dart, Norman, Paxton, Sidney, Madge, Butch, Hiro, Victor, Kevin, the Chinese Dragon, Thumper, Henrietta, Merrick, Owen, Winston, Stafford, Stephen, Millie, Connor, Caitlin, Sir Robert Norramby, Porter, Gator, Timothy, Marion, Reg, Sam, Logan, Dustin, Samson, Glynn, Jerome, Judy, Philip, Ryan, Sailor John, Skiff, Mr. Fergus Duncan, Mike, Rex, Bert (Arlesdale), the Flying Scotsman, Ashima, Vinnie, Gina, Frieda, Yong Bao, Axel, Shane, Carlos, Rajiv, Raul, Ivan, Etienne, Ulli, the 4 Other Mainland Diesels, Merlin, Lexi, Theo, Frankie, Hurricane, Beresford, Hannah, Hugo, Bradford, City of Truro, Tigermoth, Carly, Big Mickey, the Slip Coaches, Nia, Rebecca, Hong-Mei, Kwaku, Beau, Ace, Angelique, Tony, the 2 Other Racecars, Natalie, the Arizona Diesel, Shankar, Noor Jehan, Tamika, Isla, Emerson, An-An, Yin-Long, Aubrey, Aiden, Dexter, Lei, Kobe, Lorenzo, Beppe, Stefano, Darcy, Ester, Gustavo, Gabriela, Cassia, Brenda, the Chinese Diesel, Fernando, Charabula, Carter, Ruth, Cleo, Marcio, Marcia, Sonny, Baz, Bernie, Kenji, Duchess, Sandy, Kana, Bruno, Tess, Farona, Frederico, Riff, Jiff, Ultratrain, Trainaic, and .
So if you are a fan of Luke, I'd suggest you go change your opinions and don't tell them to anyone, in-person or online.
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