Bernie Dohne

: Now, Bernie Dohne is a very flamboyantly dressed, wealthy-looking man.
==History==
Little is known of Bernie Dohne's history prior to his encounter with Channing Taters, Gadai, McKenzie and Plank. At some point, he came to reside in and became the mayor of Nippenbiddy.
==Characteristics==
Bernie Dohne is a self-confident and apparently none too bright individual, who portrays himself as quick to make judgements in the name of caring about his town. However, it is unclear how much of this is actually true, as in sentencing Channing Taters he is putting on a show, since residents of Nippenbiddy are quite aware of the baby fighting going on. 
His surprise and disdain at McKenzie's interjection into the 'court' proceedings appears to be genuine, however, as does his nervousness when ambassador Bootie McScoots indicates that Channing has some political protection from the Jackman Family. 
==Episodes==
===Episode 1: Beyond Barneydome Part 1===
After the arrest of Channing Taters, Sheriff Piggy Wolf escorts him to the office of Bernie Dohne to accuse him of the three baby murders. Bernie Dohne immediately agrees with Sheriff Piggy Wolf, despite first Channing Taters's protests of innocence and assertion of profiling, and McKenzie pointing out the lack of clear evidence.
===Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2===
Bernie Dohne is mentioned as being one of the council of men who run Nippenbiddy and continue the practice of baby fighting.
==Appearances==
*Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
*Episode 11: Beyond Barneydome Part 2 (mentioned)
==Quotes==
*"Oh no, No, no, no, no. The babies of Nippenbiddy, they don't smell like piss and shit. They smell of baby powder and flowers and rainbows and hopes and aspirations - hopes and aspirations that you took away from them when you poured them down your gullet, sir." - Episode 10: Beyond Barneydome Part 1
==Trivia==
*His name is a play on the word Barneydome.
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