Write a letter to Blister

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==Letters==
Dear Ex-Princess Blister,
You were always the evil clever one, yet here you are, being the stupidest one. You just had to take the Eye of Onyx, didn't you? I thought you'd win the war, and yet you LET A COMMONER TAKE THE THRONE!?!? I had faith in you to win the war. Speaking of, it was just a great idea to start the war, I mean I love it when our ENTIRE TRIBE FALLS APART! it was very clever of you to start the war when you knew you'd loose to Burn. Although, she was a better heir then you. Blaze was too, to be honest. I mean, Burn would try to keep the war going, and Blaze would die in the first week, but at least they wouldn't try to TAKE OVER THE CONTINENT! Honestly, I am glad that Thorn- oops I mean Queen Thorn took the throne because ALL THREE OF YOU would be terrible queens! She is a just and fair ruler, unlike you, which is why the Eye killed you. Have you heard the news? She's HELPING ANOTHER CONTINENT! What you'd try to do if you heard of another continent is try to TAKE OVER IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A ROTTEN SMELLING CAMEL TURD! ! I wish you the worst time in he**, with Burn. I hope you guys fight and DIE AGAIN because you were both TERRIBLE daughters!
Your disappointed mother, 
Ex-Queen Oasis 
-----Dear idiot, 
what an utter disappointment and disgrace! You are the most annoying, stupid, and ignorant dragon ever to exist. 
You should go to h*ll after this. Otherwise, I’ll kill you again. I’ll do it 10,00000 times if I have to. 
Now, go back to your stupid home in your stupid wherever you are. I’d prefer never to see your spirit or body ever again 
I wish to see your spirit leaving your body. You are the literal opposite of clever. 
-The infinity better dragon, Arroyo 
-----Dear Queen Blister, 
I must admit, your level of intelligence truly arouses jealousy in me and a few other......friends. I've been hearing about you from the shadows, and frankly, I don't see why you lost the throne. You could have made a better move, you know, but to this day I don't understand why. 
However, I still respect you. I understand that you're desperate to take the Sandwing throne. Oh, I understand. I know the worry you've been in, trying to hold your army and the seawings together. 
I know what it's like to be hated by all the dragons around you, just for being too smart or too powerful. I emphasize, Blister. 
One of my desires when I was younger was to travel back in time and help one of the princesses win the war. The princess I chose is you, Blister. As I got older, I tried to step in your path, but I still can't reach the same level as you. 
But when many others are hating, I'll remember, Blister. 
You have your own legacy behind you. 
Best wishes, 
Flawless and her friends
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Not-so-dear Blister:
If you do not like this letter, rest assured that your big sister got one, too. She knows. Perhaps you two can discuss at the meeting I have arranged.
You may be asking, "What meeting?" See the back of the envelope; it is a portal to my realm! Burn will hopefully be there, too, so we can have a civil discussion. If you two try to kill each other, you will be deleted. Or your tail; the Monovoid doesn't care. If you look pale, that's normal! There's no colors down here. I hope you join!
Sincere for the letter,
Aleph-0 (sometimes called Octal)
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Dear Queen Blister:
Hello Dum-Dum. It’s me, you’re heir to the throne. Or I could have been, except you decided to screw everything up! I would have had a brother, two sisters, and a cousin, but you ended that future. Then again, you would have been an awful queen. But alas, I could have made up for that. I am grateful that Thorn is queen, but you are a disappointment to your dead mother, and me.
-Your heir that couldn’t exist
----Dear Queen Blister,
Why did you have to die? People shipped us, and we could have made my daughter evil, I mean make her happy, but you HAD to take the eye of onyx.
Your disappointed ally, Queen Coral.
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Dear Queen Blister:
Hello Dum-Dum. It’s me, your heir to the throne. Or I could have been, except you decided to screw everything up! I would have had a brother, two sisters, and a cousin, but you ended that future. Then again, you would have been an awful queen. But alas, I could have made up for that. I am grateful that Thorn is queen, but you are a disappointment to your dead mother, and me.
-Your heir that couldn’t exist (User:TheIceWingPopsicle)
----Greetings, Now-Deceased Blister of the SandWings
I'm quite glad you died. It was in the most comedic of ways, really. Imagine dying to a gemstone. What would Oasis think? Well, I suppose you could ask her. Oh, wait, you can't, because she's most likely not in hell with you. She might be, though.
It's disappointing that you decided to reach for the Eye of Onyx. You should have killed the Dragonets of Destiny when you had the chance, not wait for Morrowseer's verdict. We both know you could have killed him. 
You should have killed him.
Speaking of that NightWing, would you please test if you can die again in hell for me? Thank you. As much as I don't like you, you're a good villain, and I give you that. I hope that you have the best time in hell of all of the gore-gals.
Signed, Monarch
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Greetings, Queen Blister.
As myself formerly one of your supporters, I am utterly shocked you stole the treasure. You nuisance. I thought I trusted you. I’m really happy you died. 
I also am shocked you TRICKED us. If you never existed, I wouldn’t have been here in prison.
I hate you. Have the time of your life with the Broken Horn in hell.
~Take care, your disappointed supporter, Mastermind.
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blister 
I am not happy with thorn let’s become allies 
-the scorpion (coming soon Doomstalker 2)
= Write A Letter To Burn =
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=== WARNING! DO NOT READ THIS SECTION OF THIS SPECIFIC LETTER IF YOU LIKE BURN. ===
Dear Blister ,
I hope this letter finds you in good health because you can clearly see that I have attached a bottle of poison to this letter. I'd very much prefer it if you used this on yourself, but if you'd prefer to use it on some prisoner you captured, you are also free to do so. Just know that an army of camels will be coming over to make sure that you are dead. Perhaps I can come over and discuss your death-I mean discuss.. how negotiate how to win this war!- um, over tea! You can also see that I have sent a box of dried lizards along with the letter. Dried lizards are such a delicacy, and I hope you enjoy snacking on them. They definitely are not poisoned. Do not worry, I am also sending letters to your sisters. You aren't the only one getting a death threat. Blaze might not get one, as she will make no difference to the world alive or dead. But do not be disappointed, for Burn is guaranteed to get one. Rest assured that she will die a much more horrible death than you. 
Your not- assassin,
Claw
== THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXCERPT FROM HER MAJESTY QUEEN VIPER'S DIARY ==
== From one Queen to Another ==
Blister,
Do you remember me? Tall, blue wings, glasses, stutters all the time? No? Well, I remember you. How could I not? Because of you, I have a life, a job, and a Queendom to rule! Now, I'm not just some random Rainwing, I'm Queen! 
I miss you. I remember how at dinner parties you were always able to make everyone in the room listen to you. 
I wish I could do that. 
It seems like every single dragon wants to kill me. 
I suppose even queens must have some grief, but now, now it feels like even you want to murder me. 
I need your advice. 
I am a HUGE admirer of your work. Killing Kestrel? Almost winning the war in the first 5 years? 
Maybe you can show me how to be a stronger queen. 
Though, I imagine you will be to busy from all the other dragons wanting your autograph and stuff. Can you believe there are dragons who think you are evil? When I first heard that, I almost cried. They're entitled to their opinions, but, I mean, come on! You were/are the smartest dragon in Pyrrhia,and I'm sure at least most of the Sandwing tribe would love it if you came back to rule them! 
So please, I need your help! 
Write back soon. 
With all my power, Queen Viper of the RainwingsP.S I inclosed a poison from Cobra that should kill Burn's spirit up there too, just in case she's not down bellow if you know what I mean.
(This is an alternate universe where Viper kills Queen Glory for the throne and now is Queen. Ok?)
(This was made by Cricket4life)
(A letter from a loyal supporter of Blister during the war:)
Salutations, your highness. The war has been going on for 10 years now, and I have rallied a crowd of SandWings to aid your effort toward the throne. We have decided to spend our days of this brutal war getting the SandWing population to turn their hearts toward you, away from your foolish and confused sisters. Hopefully this will help increase the war effort, and so crush Princesses Burn and Blaze, whom are not deserving of the throne.
May the desert winds run for you, Queen Blister.
-Sincerely, Hyena of the SandWings
== blister failed queen ==
you ruined my plans sister but i shall rule. THE NAME BOIL WHILL BE FEARED and i have nearly everything the sword the book and the map all i need is to get her the original lineage and open the gates and the world will be mine 
you failed 
i won 
and dear sister blaze is the serpent not you 
from your sister boil II
PS i was the one who killed your pet dog im a cat person it was so tragic all of those soldiers had to die I wouldn't of done that