SmackDown 3/9/19

Steve_Chandler__'s opening statement:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. LETS GET THIS EPIC AS CARD GOING ON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
==Card==
Match 	Stipulation
Legion (RyRyLloyd & AurumVocem) defeated The__Avenger & ThatCravenGuy364 	Tag
VitaminYes2000 defeated Fsnwj 	Singles
ThatCravenGuy364 defeated DP123KING 	Singles
CaptainConundrum54 (c) defeated The-P1 via no-show 	Singles; Hardcore Championship
NicholasGraziano (c) defeated LLRIsMig 	Singles; TWT Championship
TheRandomGuy199 defeated AdmiralJones42 via no-show 	Singles
Pruef defeated CorruptedDestroyer 	Singles
Sinch_ defeated Danchester_United, El_Maestro_, LastBlueHero, & Lawless_West (no-show)	Fatal-5-Way; Vacant ClusterF**k
LMonkA7X defeated PhenomenalInferno 	Singles; TOUD2 Loser's Bracket Semi-Final