The F*g & D*ke

The F*g & D*ke is a lower class pub situated in Skegness. The pub is a scummy old tavern with decades old decor and chavvy regulars.
The interior design is that of any old pub with aged old plywood stained brown and coated in grease and tacky varnish, discoloured old carpets soaked in Blood, Sweat & Carling. And white ceilings forever tanned yellow from decades of indoor cigarette chain smoking.
The building is situated next to a low canal with a dyke constructed on the bank to prevent it from overflowing, giving it it‘s name. The exterior is an old red-brick house with black window frames, frosted windows and a painted sign depicting a fat smoking man standing atop the dyke looking across the river.
The pub is only known to locals as it is extremely unappealing and unimpressive. Likewise the only patrons that they ever get are the scummy local regulars that spend all night every night there. The pub was frequented by all local council estate residents and chavs as well as Fake Callam.
The pub has gained a lot of negative press and criticism over its name. The venue has been cancelled on all social media and almost universally condemned by everyone with any sense of respect but despite countless petitions, complaints, protests and threats, the landlady or the pub outright refuses to ever change the name out of spite.
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