Sparkle On, Scare Club/Transcript

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[It's the end of the school day and thunder booms are heard. Despite this, it's a sunny day at the school. The bell rings. Mr. Ryu is dressed as Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam. "Mr. Ryu" in two different handwriting styles has been written on the blackboard, and "Happy Halloween" just underneath. Bats and a pumpkin decorate the blackboard. Lights decorated with ghost props are hanging from the ceiling.] 	[It's the end of the school day and thunder booms are heard. Despite this, it's a sunny day at the school. The bell rings. Mr. Ryu is dressed as Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam. "Mr. Ryu" in two different handwriting styles has been written on the blackboard, and "Happy Halloween" just underneath. Bats and a pumpkin decorate the blackboard. Lights decorated with ghost props are hanging from the ceiling.]
Mr. Ryu 	Well, class. It's time for trick-or-treating to begin. I hope you all get lots of candy this year. Don't get into too much trouble, and have a happy Halloween!
[Cut to the Scare Club, as they are prepping their decorations - including cobwebs, pumpkins, and a banner that reads "Halloween Party 2nite!" with the exclamation mark using a skull as the point. Seams is drawing a skeleton on a blackboard, Florica is setting up more cobwebs near a window, while Curse is filling up a large water bucket with apples. Someone knocks at the door. They open the door to find Raven dressed as Menou from The Executioner and her Way of Life, Berrycream Frosting in her rabbit form dressed as Kikurage from Dorohedoro, and Dark Shi dressed as Ebisu from Dorohedoro. Raven carries a pumpkin candy basket while Shi carries a skull basket.]	[Cut to the Scare Club, as they are prepping their decorations - including cobwebs, pumpkins, and a banner that reads "Halloween Party 2nite!" with the exclamation mark using a skull as the point. Seams is drawing a skeleton on a blackboard, Florica is setting up more cobwebs near a window, while Curse is filling up a large water bucket with apples. Someone knocks at the door. They open the door to find Raven dressed as Menou from The Executioner and her Way of Life, Berrycream Frosting in her rabbit form dressed as Kikurage from Dorohedoro, and Dark Shi dressed as Ebisu from Dorohedoro. Raven carries a pumpkin candy basket while Shi carries a skull basket.]
Raven, Berrycream & Dark Shi 	Trick-or-treat!
Seams 	Uh... hello. We're not done setting up yet.
Raven 	Oh, that's okay, we're just here for some candy.
Raven, Berrycream & Dark Shi 	Trick-or-treat!
[Seams puts some candy in Raven and Dark Shi's baskets.] 	[Seams puts some candy in Raven and Dark Shi's baskets.]
Raven 	Thank you so much for setting up this year's Halloween party.
Dark Shi 	Yeah, I can't wait to get the bajesus scared out of me.
Berrycream 	Yeah! We gotta get all this bajesus scared out of us somehow!
[Raven, Berrycream and Dark Shi walk off, Raven greeting Seams on their way out. Florica and Curse have curious expressions on their faces. Seams smiles and they close the door. Someone knocks twice. It's DrillGirl dressed as UTAU Kasane Teto.] 	[Raven, Berrycream and Dark Shi walk off, Raven greeting Seams on their way out. Florica and Curse have curious expressions on their faces. Seams smiles and they close the door. Someone knocks twice. It's DrillGirl dressed as UTAU Kasane Teto.]
DrillGirl 	Trick-or-treat, from DrillGirl.
[Florica throws a lollipop into DrillGirl's bag.] 	[Florica throws a lollipop into DrillGirl's bag.]
DrillGirl 	Thank you-grations, my fellow students. You've awarded me my 839th piece of candy so far. Now, I'm off to eat the Great Pumpkin! Good-bye!
[She drills a hole into the ground and exits the frame. Florica closes the door. Someone knocks with a quick irregular rhythm. It's Dartman, dressed as Polar Peely from Fortnite.] 	[She drills a hole into the ground and exits the frame. Florica closes the door. Someone knocks with a quick irregular rhythm. It's Dartman, dressed as Polar Peely from Fortnite.]
Dartman 	[maniacal laughter] Trick-or-treat!
[Curse puts some candy in his bag.] 	[Curse puts some candy in his bag.]
Dartman 	Thank you for the candy. Dartman will be taking his leave now!
[He accidentally falls into the hole DrillGirl bore in the ground earlier and screams. Curse closes the door, and someone else knocks. It's Ryan Sasuke dressed as Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th, Chupachups dressed as a juggalo, and Strawberry dressed as Pearl from Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion.] 	[He accidentally falls into the hole DrillGirl bore in the ground earlier and screams. Curse closes the door, and someone else knocks. It's Ryan Sasuke dressed as Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th, Chupachups dressed as a juggalo, and Strawberry dressed as Pearl from Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion.]
Ryan, Chupachups, & Strawberry 	Trick-or-treat!
[Florica awards each of them some candy.] 	[Florica awards each of them some candy.]
Seams 	(to Strawberry) I like your clown make-up!
Chupachups 	I'm Chupachups the Juggalo Alien! Big clown lips on lil' things. [?]
Strawberry 	She's been throwin' around hatchets all week to get into character.
Chupachups 	Woop, woop!
Ryan 	What, you guys don't have any Warheads? Lame! What a friggin' rip-off. The room down the hall is giving everyone extra large Heath bars and caramel cream—
[They close the door and they walk away. Someone knocks on the door again. It's Omen, dressed as Ozma from Final Fantasy IX.] 	[They close the door and they walk away. Someone knocks on the door again. It's Omen, dressed as Ozma from Final Fantasy IX.]
Omen 	Greetings, my frightening friends and terrifying peers. I have come to partake in this year's harvest moon autumnal Halloween celebration. I beseech for your group of delightfully terrifying friends to provide my costumed form either tricks, or, order that is to the former, treats. As we all know, the story of trick-or-treating traces back to Scotland and Greenland where the-
[As Omen keeps talking, Curse throws some candy their way and shut the door. Someone knocks again. It's Slash Gonzales dressed as Chihiro from Kagurabachi, as Omen is in the background still talking in the distance. Slash pulls slightly pulls his katana from his sheath with a mildly threatening facial expression.] 	[As Omen keeps talking, Curse throws some candy their way and shut the door. Someone knocks again. It's Slash Gonzales dressed as Chihiro from Kagurabachi, as Omen is in the background still talking in the distance. Slash pulls slightly pulls his katana from his sheath with a mildly threatening facial expression.]
Omen 	(in the background) where the tradition of guising, going house to house at Halloween and putting on a small performance to be rewarded with food or treats, goes back at least as far as the 16th century-
Slash 	Trick-or-treat...
[Florica gives him some candy. Slash switches to a cheerful expression.] 	[Florica gives him some candy. Slash switches to a cheerful expression.]
Slash 	Arigataeyo, my fellow classmates! And wonderful work on your Halloween costumes this year.
[Cut to a reverse shot of the Scare Club, clearly not wearing a Halloween costume. They shut the door on him. Someone else knocks three times slowly. It's Lord Albert Tensai and Gibbons, as a vampire and vampire bat, respectively. Gibbons waves at the Club, while Albert dramatically emerges from the shadows, uncovering his cape.] 	[Cut to a reverse shot of the Scare Club, clearly not wearing a Halloween costume. They shut the door on him. Someone else knocks three times slowly. It's Lord Albert Tensai and Gibbons, as a vampire and vampire bat, respectively. Gibbons waves at the Club, while Albert dramatically emerges from the shadows, uncovering his cape.]
Gibbons 	Trick-or-treat!
Albert 	Yes... Trick-or-treat to the Scare Club.
[Curse puts candy in the bags of Albert and Gibbons.] 	[Curse puts candy in the bags of Albert and Gibbons.]
Albert 	As mentioned before in my previous offer, your services would be most beneficial to the Room 424 World Domination Club.
[Curse moans and scratches his head, while Florica looks annoyed. Seams pops into frame.] 	[Curse moans and scratches his head, while Florica looks annoyed. Seams pops into frame.]
Seams 	Yeah, we've already mentioned we're not really interested in world domination. We mostly just like scaring people.
Albert 	Ah... as expected. Good luck with your... hallowed ween... celebration.
Gibbons 	I want to bob for apples, and pin the tail on the donkey! Ooh, ooh, and I want to carve pumpkins and get my face painted! Win a sack race, and ice cream and pizza and soda—
[The Club closes the door on them. Someone else knocks. It's Kipp, dressed as Spamton from Undertale.] 	[The Club closes the door on them. Someone else knocks. It's Kipp, dressed as Spamton from Undertale.]
Kipp 	Trick-or-treat.
[Kipp extends his bag out way too close without breaking eye contact. Curse puts some candy into Kipp's bag, and Kipp starts giggling maniacally as he walks away. Curse closes the door. Someone else knocks. It's Wolf Girl dressed as Cerberus, a hound with three heads. She isn't carrying a bag. She starts howling, and then smiles with her teeth out. Florica throws some candy into her mouth for her to eat. As she's about to close the door, Wolf Girl blocks her with her hand.] 	[Kipp extends his bag out way too close without breaking eye contact. Curse puts some candy into Kipp's bag, and Kipp starts giggling maniacally as he walks away. Curse closes the door. Someone else knocks. It's Wolf Girl dressed as Cerberus, a hound with three heads. She isn't carrying a bag. She starts howling, and then smiles with her teeth out. Florica throws some candy into her mouth for her to eat. As she's about to close the door, Wolf Girl blocks her with her hand.]
Wolf Girl 	How 'bout some candy for my better halves? (as the left head) Yeah, we want some candy too! (as the right head) Sweets for Cerberus!
[Seams and Curse put some candy into the mouths of the fake heads and then close the door. Someone else knocks on the door. It's Crabella and Shino Bee, arguing. Crabella is dressed as Ruby Heart from Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes, whereas Shino Bee is dressed as Q-Bee from Darkstalkers. Shino Bee has got a dagger out.] 	[Seams and Curse put some candy into the mouths of the fake heads and then close the door. Someone else knocks on the door. It's Crabella and Shino Bee, arguing. Crabella is dressed as Ruby Heart from Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes, whereas Shino Bee is dressed as Q-Bee from Darkstalkers. Shino Bee has got a dagger out.]
Crabella 	I knocked first! I get first dibs.
Shino Bee 	You were clearly second.
Crabella 	Arrr—
[They realize someone is watching them, and put on a quick smile, dropping their guards. Instead of a bag, Crabella carries a treasure chest in her claw.] 	[They realize someone is watching them, and put on a quick smile, dropping their guards. Instead of a bag, Crabella carries a treasure chest in her claw.]
Crabella & Shino Bee 	Oh! Trick-or-treat!
[Florica extends them a lollipop and a candy bar. Shino Bee smacks Crabella atop the head, grabs the candy out of Florica's hand and runs for it.] 	[Florica extends them a lollipop and a candy bar. Shino Bee smacks Crabella atop the head, grabs the candy out of Florica's hand and runs for it.]
Shino Bee 	Yoink! (snooty laughter)
Crabella 	Y'arrrrrr, you cheated!
[Crabella chases Shino off-screen. Florica closes the door. Someone else knocks. It's Zero, dressed as Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto. He's powering up a Kamehameha attack. The energy beam is collecting in his candy bucket.] 	[Crabella chases Shino off-screen. Florica closes the door. Someone else knocks. It's Zero, dressed as Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto. He's powering up a Kamehameha attack. The energy beam is collecting in his candy bucket.]
Zero 	(in the cadence of Goku) Trick......... or........!
[Florica throws some candy into the bucket and quickly closes the door. Zero stops his power-up.] 	[Florica throws some candy into the bucket and quickly closes the door. Zero stops his power-up.]
Zero 	Oh! (laughs) Thank you!
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