Amplified Bible

==Publishers Summary==
Germaine bitches about trendy witchcraft books while Foamy finds an Amplified Bible.
==Transcript==
: Foamy
: Groan
: Are you done here?
: Germaine
: No, im still looking for a reputable book on the wiccan religion
: Foamy
: Just get any one, theyre all the same
: Germaine
: No theyre not, for example this one is called the practical wiccan, somewhat reputable, and has some nifty info. A good start for a beginner. But most books are like this, see, love spells for the teenage witch; this, garbage. How to get back at those you hate; crap. And this, this is absolutely the worst; bigger breasts through witchcraft. What a load of shit.
Germaine and Foamy speak simultaneously.
: Germaine
: I cant stand when they take a reputable religion and turn it into something that depressed teenage girls exploit on weekends to cast idiotic love spells while sitting around eating cake and wine!
: Foamy
: Let me see that...(begins incantation, mostly involving the word boobies, and words to enlarge and accentuate the aforementioned body part, or parts, as it were) ::peers at germaine, realizing the incantation did not work:: what a load of shit this is.
: Germaine
: Sigh
: They have no understanding of its meaning and screw around with powers BEYOND THEIR COMPRENENSION!!! Those fat bastards...
: Foamy
: Hey, look at this, its an amplified bible!
: Germaine
: So?
: Foamy
: Is it louder than the other bibles? AND GOD SAID,
: Bookstore Employee
: Oh dear god!
: Foamy
: LET THERE BE LIGHT!!
: Bookstore Employee
: Ahh!
: Foamy
: AND THERE WAS LIGHT!
: Bookstore Employee
: Theres a squirrel, in my head!!
: Foamy
: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!
: Germaine
: Stop that!
: Foamy
: AND HE CHANGED WATER, INTO WINE!
: G ermaine
: Amplified doesnt mean loud, jackass.
: Foamy
: False Advertising
: Germaine
: I feel strange all of a sudden..
Breasts are growing.
: Foamy
: Could it have been that mexican food you ate this morning? You dont eat jalapenos for breakfast!!!
: Germaine
: Burp
==External Links==
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