Curious STEVE?!?!?

I made this story just for fun! =)
20 seconds before the lost episode of Curious George, the PBS Kids (PBS Educational/Informational) screen bug popped up, but it was DREAD. FUL. The I looked decapitated with gray paint pouring and the E was screaming terrifyingly horrifyingly.
The Curious George intro came on, but I noticed that it was different. George looked into the telescope but Steve demolished it and kicks George in the bottom, sending him flying out of the screen. And then Steve walked really strange and when he got to the kite's string, he fell. Steve was funny for the whole intro. I also noticed that Betsy replaced Ted Shackleford and she also looked annoyed, like if something she disliked happened, and Bill was scared seemingly for his life. What happened that made them so unhappy? And the title read "Curious Steve" instead of "Curious George."
Then the title card came up and it read: "The Worst Moment in New York City". In this title card, Steve has ten floating nukes around him. The episode started. Steve is showing Allie how to juggle bombs! He threw one at Allie and Allie explodes. He went to Betsy's house, and he said, "BETSY! LOOK! GIRAFFE POOP!" Betsy turned and Steve threw a bomb at her and she exploded. I paused the video and I said, "Why did Steve kill Allie because he's teaching her? That's senselessness!" I pressed Play again. He went to Bill's house. Bill said, "Steve, why did you kill Betsy?" Steve said, "Shut your mouth, you mediocre newspaper deliverer!" Then he threw a bomb at Bill, then Bill exploded. (There was a static for three seconds after that.) Steve held up what looked like exactly 100 round black fuse bombs. he stared at the viewer for six minutes. It was unnerving for me. He then lit the bombs and put them all around New York City. He then whispered "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!!!!", the bombs then later got detonated and what looked like a fraction of all energy of a nuclear explosion rose up and created a shockwave which deafened Steve. New York City was now gone, and only the remnants of the buildings themselves, deteriorating letters on the buildings, and 1 shoe remained. The screen faded to black. An image later popped up. It had Steve and nothing different about him. There was Chinese text on top of the screen. (当您所有的朋友都死了时，自残是唯一的选择。) There's also a caption under the Chinese text saying, "When all your friends are dead, self-harm is the only option." My leg was shaking. Then it cuts to static and then to a VHS recording of an injured Chinese man, no older than 35, screaming out, "史蒂夫是邪恶的!!!" I jumped around. 
The credits were just dark gray text scrolling on a light gray background. The usual instrumental for the show played, but it was highly distorted. The copyright date read 1993 instead of 2006. Weird. And some of the logos looked weird. The WGBH Boston logo is spelled badly, and the "R" in Universal is lowercase. It finally ended.
The next day, I emailed the creators of Curious George and PBS about why they made a horrifying episode about my childhood show. Then after a few minutes, they replied back and the reply read:
"We apologize for any inconvenience caused by that type of episode, it was never planned to be aired on TV or DVD. I drew some private pictures of creepy Curious George episodes for Season Zero when we had nothing better to do, and I showed only a few of my friends. Once again, I apologize for the inconvenience you experienced and we promise to remove the episode from the air somehow." - Your regards, PBS.
I've learned a valuable lesson. If you find a copy of Curious Steve, stay away from it at all costs!
Thanks for reading this and have a nice day. =)
Category:Chinese