Shane Tackett Is Going to Be the President in the Universe!

*Shane: Oh, it's you Taylor! Good thing you're here. Why
*Taylor: It's not that I came to party with you, it's just that a brought this letter to you that you just wrote me on Thursday 1, 1991. That's why! I've been writing this letter since yesterday,
*Shane: Wait! Is that your advice?
*Taylor: Yes!
*Shane: Well, I've been writing a lot of letters since the citizens of Olive Hill elected me... for like.... 2 days.
*Taylor: 2 days?
*Shane: Yes! So do you live at Warrior Drive? [Taylor sighs and leaves and closes the door]
[After Allen pays a man wearing a hat, a bulldog runs after him and screams running away, next cuts to Dawson's house where he is shown playing his guitar and Shane gives him the sign up paper and leaves excitedly, the painters paint his room with teal paint and hanging pictures on the wall and setting up an older television set for his plug in. 
*Andy: Hey! What are you doing here?
*Harold: I bought a lot of friends for Shane! [Andy turns back where he is shocked and looks at the guest star Michael Jordan]
*Shane: [gasp] MICHAEL JORDAN! YOU CAME! I never thought of this but you were a basketball player, right? Like, I always wanted to play basketball with you! I never played basketball before!
*Andy [turns to look at Harold, in an unimpressed tone] This had to be a better joke.
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