Business Ferret

Business Ferret only dimly remembers her life before she, one day, gained self awareness in the dumpster behind the science labs. She remembers being in a cage and being fed by a student, eventually managing to escape the cage, but not much else. Soon, she became fascinated with numbers and resource management. Thus, she then started visiting business science lectures, eventually earning a business degree. As of now, Ferret works as a general business consultant.
Her personality is not the most overt, but she tends to lean on the serious side of things. Despite this, her naturally curious nature sometimes brings about bouts of playfulness. Also, Ferret's voice is incredibly high pitched.
== Powers ==
Business Ferret, being both a business woman and a ferret, has powers related to business and ferrets. 
For the business side, her basic weapon is a laser pointer that builds up damage after each round of constant exposure. Then, her Abilities include: use of a staple gun, cutting a target's supply budget to give them minuses on rolls, and rejecting "fund withdrawal" to negate damage done to herself or allies.
On the other hand, her ferret body makes it so she can efficiently squirm to escape things and so that her stealth checks get bonuses.
== Destruction Bench Agreement ==
=== Episode 6 ===
In Business Ferret's first and only true appearance, she fought alongside Jane J. Jameson and Venus Vanderbelt in a card game based PvP. Her card of choice was a DiMeCard Micro8, a microSD memory card holder that, while it did not have its specific ability showcased, was able to be used in tandem with Ferret herself to do a real number to the enemy team. She almost immediately tried to weasel (or ferret) into getting an advantage by walking on the dividers of the field, which, while it was cheating, was also effective. From there, she managed to manipulate the rules of the game in order to sacrifice one of her team's cards to summon herself onto the field, where she then provided card protectors to bolster the team's defenses and even managed to defeat Grayson Guste. Despite all of this, her low stamina amount ensured that she was knocked out even before Viktor Valentine ended the match via Watapon Spirit Bomb.
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=== Episode 50 ===
Business Ferret appeared by technicality as a Time Construct created by a chain reaction of temporal anomalies at the heart of DBA. She was almost immediately obliterated, ending up staple gunning herself to the ground due to a Natural 1, and then getting erased by Happy's "Lightning Vortex" card.
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