Why do/ rockos modern wife

This is the third dimwitt short.
== Transcrip/ why do ==
Patrick: hey squidward 
Squidward: what is it im working
Patrick: why do birds fly
Why do rainbows appear 
Why does nintendo only make mario
Why do we live under the sea
Why cant i kiss a butt
Why is eveeything so annoying
Call the cops 
Squidward: why do you have a small brain wait
None at all *laughs a squidward laugh*
Patrick: why do you smell
== Transcript/ rockos modern wife ==
Spongebob: hey gary you wanna watch rockos modern wife adult party cartoon 
Gary *meows*
Translation: id rather watch a marathon of a painting dry than watch that
Spongebob: gary gary its neww and it still has the original cast i will put it on
*tv*
Rocko: why i am lonley but i need freinds
Rocko: or a wife in my life
Or a husband 
Wait noo
Heffer: rocko you kiss poles you are lonley 
Spongebob: (out the tv) how is this for adults?
*tv*
Filburt: rocko here is a dating app
Rocko: MaYbE I DoNt WaNt a DaTiNg ApP 
*rocko smashes heffers face into the ground*
Rocko: die die die die die die die die
Filbert: how is this a short (stopping record plays)
Rocko: i dont know
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