Vanellope von Schweetz vs Missingno

thumb|center|670px|Vanellope von Schweetz vs Missingno
==Cast==
PinkiesCupcake as Vanellope von Schweetz
Brandon Lorbes as Missingno
==Lyrics==
===Vanellope:===
It’s a Sugar Rush now that I’m in this race
I can handle my glitch powers and you’re just a disgrace
Nobody remembered you since Red and Blue just tell us who you are
We know you form as fossils, a ghost, and you evolve to Kangaskhan
I’m a princess, bitch; I’ll unplug your ass so you’ll do more than just faint
I’d call you loser but you’re already L shaped so I guess I’m too late
My rhymes will explode like Mentos with the soda mountain
So go back in your Poke Ball and I’ll tame you like a Persian
===Missingno:===
Do you have an idea on who you’re messing with? I’m the REAL glitchy deal
I’ll corrupt your game and you’ll finally learn how a Cubone feels
That little chocolate river you got looks like a fucking shit pile
And by the end of this, you won’t be having a save file
You need to clean your hair. What’s with all them candy bits?
Plus, you seriously have that little skirt that was from a Reese’s?
Just get out of here little girl because I’m the real bug here.
This game won’t reset and you’ll just be left in tears
===Vanellope:===
I’ll wreck you, then I’ll fix you, then I’ll wreck your ass again
And the Laffy Taffy vines will laugh as you sink in Nesquik sand
All hail Princess Vanellope! This girl will put you in the fungeon
Don’t make my main man Ralph mad or he’ll start with the punching
You give infinite amounts of items? But you still mess up the game?
I mean I’m a glitch, I barely fuck up and I still get my people’s fame
I don’t need any Silph Scope to see you already suck
You go now, but we’ll know you stink, nickname this guy Muk
===Missingno:===
Oh will you just shut the fuck up and read my fucking face?
I will go Turbo on your ass so I guess I’m King Candy of this race!
All gamers will know me as the number 1 video game creepypasta
My rhymes are so mind blowing that I don’t even need any master
You’re game’s like a trippy version of Willy Wonka doing LSD
I’ll crush you like a jawbreaker to break your sweet tooth, Vanellope
When it comes to this little Pokémon battle, I have hacked them all
So let me make this clear Schweetz, I’m the one that stands tall
==Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link)==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/missingno-vs-vanellope-von
==Rap Battle (Karaoke)==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc9tlr9WhbI
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Who Won?
Vanellope von Schweetz
Missingno
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