Energizer Bunny

The Energizer Bunny is the depressed immortal mascot of the battery company Energizer. He is a small, pink, furry, and annoying rabbit with a tendency to constantly play the drums (probably ADHD), and to eat the internal organs of children. 
Republican tribes in Northern Jersey worship this goofy bunny and believe that one day thousands of clones of this guy will fly down from the sky and ASPLODDEEEEE, marking the end of the UnOmniverse. 
== His crimes ==
You might think this cutie is just a cute bunny, but he is a really bad guy, and a criminal mastermind. He leads a life of drinking illegally, playing the drums, ripping the intestines out of little boys, and many other really really bad things. He also likes to make certain people that he doesn't like DIE. In order to do that he might kill you with his bare hands, or make you apologize for what youve done (it might not be applicable in certain cases).
* He choked a child with its own necklace
* He almost succeeded at blowing Spiderman up with a bomb because he called him a furry.
*He fought the Scratch cat, but halfway through, the scratch cat apologized and promised to not piss him off ever again. 
== His company ==
He owns a battery company called Energizer that's based in New Jersey. Not only does his company make really great, and long lasting batteries, but they make other weird products.
Debut
The Energizer Bunny debuted to its TV screens on October 30, 1988 as a stupid parody to the competitor's iconic drumming rabbits commercial for one battery outlasts the so-called dumb carbon batteries (which the correct answer is Duracell), people who first saw him are very surprised about his movements cause he was never invited to its payoffs before as he walked around the area even though Duracell already got their bunny mascot before, but he has moved out to become a European megastar after his US trademark has just expired by losing his drum to feel free...
their minds are really exploded when that happened.
=== Bananaleankin smoothies ===
The Energizer company makes weird smoothies composed of Banana chickens, , Coffee, vanilla, the toenails of Creeper, and other odd ingredients, all mixed in a blender. You have to pay 10 UnDollars in order to buy one.
=== Mario Portable Charger ===
== Trivia ==
* Many, many machines use Energizer batteries as they are like the only battery company in the UnWorld. For example, the WaMachine and its other versions probably use Energizer batteries.
* The Energizer Bunny listens to Juice WRLD.
* The Energizer Bunny is depressed, but not suicidal cuz he values life.
*Energizer batteries are so good and it is shown here: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2107354-super-mario-galaxy. Aparently you can beat all of Super Mario Galaxy with a Wii controller using only ONE PAIR OF BATTERIES!!!
*His mother gave him blue sandals as a gift for Christmas one time, so now he wear them all the time.
*He is sort of like Kaido because he’s immortal but he isn’t very strong like him (he hates vegetables).
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