Hanging with Mascots

Title: Hanging with Mascots 	
Creator: Theultimatelifeform 	
Main Character: Ultimate 	
Other Characters: Sticks and Anya	
Author's note: Sticks is a character from the tv series Sonic Boom.
I was laying back in a chair while watching Sonic Boom with Sticks and Anya.
This is superb acting on your part, Sticks. I said, then pulled out a remote.
WHOA!ITS A TELEPORTING DEVICE THAT WILL TRANSPORT ALIENS TO OUR WORLD! Sticks yelled and both me and Anya blinked.
Uh...sticks...This is a TV remote...not a teleporting device. I said and she groaned.
You and your technology...IT CAN'T BE TRUSTED! She shouted.
That's true..technology can't be trusted because you never know when it will run out of battery! I say and Sticks's jaw drops.
That's not what I meant... She said 
Is this what you have to deal with? Anya asks me and I nod.
She's actually a pretty cool person to be around when you get used to her. I told Anya, then I tapped a wall, causing Sticks to jump and hiss.
THAT IS WOOD!IT IS NEEDED FOR THE ENVIORMENT! Sticks yelled, then ran to the wall, Are you ok, wood?
Uh..uh...Sticks...Wood can't talk. I said to the badger, Though when it comes to being wooden, Roman Reigns is as wooden as a wrestler can get.
Sticks kind of reminds me of Cheezi Anya said and I nodded.
Why are Humans so Despi-Despik-Despicab-Depisca- Sticks struggled.
Despicable? I asked
Yeah!That word Sticks said.
Why is she even here? Anya asked.
I found her beaten up by my porch and decided to have her live with me for the time being. I explained.
Oh. Anya said.
However, I forgot to teach her how to say long words, So she can't even pronounce Alligator right. I said, then walked upstairs, ill be making my next fanfic If ya need me.
Category:Fanfiction
Category:Theultimatelifeform
Category:Crossovers