Susan's Memes (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Inferno: she sleeps under a cardboard box with Blaze
Blaze: she snores
Platinum: “Oh, this is going to be so good.” he takes a video recording of them with his phone’s camera, then takes a picture of them without a flashing light, and then breaks the fourth wall “By the way, viewers, I turned off the flashing lights option.”
Ava: “Thanks for inviting me to join you in the making of some memes, Platinum!”
Platinum: “You’re welcome, Ava. This will be our sleepover date.”
Ava: “It sure will!” she posts Platinum’s video on BlueTube
Platinum: “Wow! You liked it so much that it’s now on BlueTube?”
Ava: “Yes. Also why did you take a picture?”
Platinum: “To make a meme out of them.”
Tomorrow Morning…
Platinum: he wakes up and sees Blaze and Inferno
Blaze: “Platinum! Why did you record my sleeping?”
Inferno: “Yeah, why did you do that?”
Platinum: “Because I wanted to make a meme!”
Blaze: “I loved it!”
Inferno: “But first, you’ve gotta travel to Hidden Palace. Meet Knuckles there and get your meme approved by him.”
Platinum: he uses his telekinesis to make him fly to Hidden Palace
Knuckles: “What are you here for, Platinum? Here to get your meme approval? I heard your video was good. Anyways, it’s another one of those cat memes, but it’s actually amazing, considering you used Blaze and Inferno for it. Approved without hesitation.” he posts a comment on BlueTube saying “Approved! First, by the way.”
Platinum: “Thanks, Knuckles!” he flies out of Hidden Palace and back to his home in one of the portals in Prower Towers
Knuckles: “You’re welcome.”
Platinum: “I must use my BlueTube account to tell exactly everyone that I got my video approved by Knuckles.”
Inferno: “Wow, Platinum! You got your video approved by Knuckles!”
Platinum: “I’m amazing!” he goes on Webern and tells many communities that he got approved by Knuckles on BlueTube
People kept speaking
Inferno: “Chats revived.”
Platinum: “Fire Rose wants proof.”
Inferno: “Just post your video. Knuckles’ account is the only one to comment on your video so far.”
Platinum: “OK!” he posts his video about Inferno and Blaze sleeping on the cardboard box
People on Wyvern keep talking about the video, saying how cute it was
Blaze: “That’s sweet! They think I’m cute!”
Inferno: “But I’m cuter than you, Mom! I’m 2x smaller.”
Susan: “Wow, Platinum! Your video went viral!”
Platinum: “Yes, yes it did.”
Susan: “Keep it going with those videos, Platinum!”
Ava: “Go, go, go, Platinum!”
Platinum: “Well, well, well, if it isn’t Susan Spencer, the host of Susan TV!”
Susan: “I’m promoting your memes, Platinum.”
Platinum: “Thanks a lot, Susan!”
Susan: “I wish Sasha were here to see this.”
Sasha: her watch beeps “Sorry, I’ve got to go. I’m on a mission.” she goes to Prower Corps using her grappling hook
Prower Corps
Tails: “Sasha, you’re too late to stop me from destroying all Eggman Empire weapon shops!!”
Sasha: “Am I really? I’m never too late, because I always foil your plans of making Eggman have absolutely nothing. If the kids love his products, I’ll do anything to protect them.”
Tails: “Well, Sasha, if it’s from Eggman, he’s tricking them into giving him money so that he can have enough resources to take over the world. Anyways, behold the Egg Antique Blasterizer!”
Sasha: “Sonic, Amy, and Samantha always defeat him. What are the odds of them losing?”
Tails: “If Eggman is given enough power, he’ll most certainly beat them. So about a 30% for the Hedgehog Trio and a 70% for the Eggman Empire.”
Sasha: “Whatever.” she kicks Tails
Tails: he dodges the kick and tail swipes Sasha
Sasha: she dodges the tail swipe and goes to Orange Rocket Wispon mode and shoots multiple explosive shots at Tails
Tails: he spindashes at Sasha
Sasha: she uses White Boost at Tails
Tails: he gets sent to a wall
Sasha: she points her Super Wispon at Tails “Omae wa mou shindieru.”
Tails: “Nani?”
Sasha: she Cyan Lasers Tails through the wall, making him fall down
Tails: “Blast you, Sasha!”
Cream: she hops high and grabs Tails by the tail before flying to Prower Corps
Tails: “Thanks, Cream.”
Sasha: “Tails? I thought you were dead!”
Tails: “My death was… greatly exaggerated.”
Sasha: “I didn’t want you to be dead, though. It’s just a reference to a meme. I became obsessed with referencing memes after the Inferno and Blaze in cardboard box meme went viral.”
Tails: “It went viral because it’s the first time Knuckles approved a meme on BlueTube?”
Sasha: “Yes.”
Cream: “I love that meme!”
Chaflick Cat
Susan: “Hey, Lucy! Are you on break?”
Lucy: she sleeps inside a cardboard box with Chloe
Susan: “I could- nah. That’s the meme Platinum already did.”
Swift: “I’ve got an idea, Susan!” he holds a laser pointer
Susan: “Oh, this is good!” she gets the laser pointer
Ava: she gets the phone and records the video
Susan: she activates the laser pointer and moves it around
Lucy and Chloe: they wake up and follow the laser pointer, even climbing walls and accidentally destroying the kitchen
Swift: “Don’t worry! I’ll clean up your kitchen!”
Ava: “What did you say that for?”
Swift: “Even more memeable material.”
Ava: “Well congratulations, you have made even more memeable material by saying that.”
Swift: “You did it too!”
Ava: “You’re the best brother a sister could ask for and the best friend a friend could ask for.”
Susan: “Wow! This is funny!”
Platinum: he ends the video
Susan: “Go to Knuckles!”
Knuckles: he posts a comment on the video “Excellent meme! Approved!
Wow! Incredible! Your meme was so good it was deemed excellent!”
Platinum: “Great job, Susie.”
Prower Corps
Sasha: “Calling Anne!” she dials Anne’s number “Hi, Anne! Help me here!” she hangs up
Anne: she walks to Prower Corps “Woof woof!”
Tails: “Oh, that puppy girl.”
Anne: “Not just any puppy girl! One who has the ability to do this!” she badly draws Sonic two times
Sasha: “Is that even-“
Green Hill Zone Theme Plays
Tails: “What the-“
Sanic and Speedrunner Sonic destroy the Egg Antique Blasterizer and Double Boost, knocking Talis and Cream out of the building
Tails: “Blast you, art pup.”
Cream: “Yikes! She always has friends to help!”
Susan: she tries recording another meme with Oliver and Lulu chewing on skeletons
Sanic and Speedrunner Sonic run to Susan and hit the phone
Susan: “Whoa! What just happened?”
Anne: she erases the two badly drawn Sonics
Swift: he posts the video
Knuckles: he posts a comment “Meme Approved!”
Swift: “Wow! He loves our memes!”
Sasha: she Crimson Eagles to Chaflick Cat
Swift: “Oh there you are, Sasha!”
Sasha: “Sorry I was late. Did I miss anything?”
Swift: “Yes.”
Sasha: “Omae wa mou shienderu!”
Swift: “NANI?”
Sasha runs after Swift
Amy: she swings her hammer at Sonic to hit him towards Eggman to save the dogs and cats from the cage
Sonic: he hits Eggman with enough force
Eggman: he gets defeated
The dogs and cats get freed and fall down
Heads: he makes a trampoline with his construction drones
Susan: she records a video of the dogs and cats falling down “It’s literally raining cats and dogs!”
Platinum: “Only Eggman or worse people are evil enough to make a meme about animals falling down.”
Susan: “Wait, is it really that bad?”
Platinum: “Yes. Knuckles wouldn’t approve that meme.”
Hidden Palace
Knuckles: "You know why I'm approving those memes? That's because..." he removes his suit
Ugandan Knuckles: "Do you know da wae?"
Knuckles: the real deal walks to Hidden Palace "I was getting some grapes. WHAT THE-"
Ankles: "I tried, Dad..."
Ugandan Knuckles: "Where is Da Queen and where are my bruddas?"
Knuckles: "Get your queen to lay eggs somewhere. Not in the Hidden Palace where the Master Emerald will be vulnerable!"
Ugandan Knuckles: "Guess this is not da wae."
The Ugandan Knuckles left
Anne: she barks at Ugandan Knuckles and erases him "Phew. That was an artwork that went awry."
The End!
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