Death Treat

This is about a Cookie Monster, a Blue Muppet who falls in love eating cookies from Sesame Street.See The Purchase of the Deadly Oven.
== Lunchtime ==
* [Begins with Cookie Monster in a Kitchen]
* Cookie Monster: Grover? Are you there? [notices a Pizza Pie, Cans, Popcorn, Cookies and Cake on the table] Wow! A Feast! [looks at the card attached to it] It's from Grover. [reading] "To Cookie Monster... Well, here you go."
* [Later]
* The Inspector: Is Anyone There?
* Grover: Hope he's chowing it down.
* Cookie Monster: Hey guys. [licks his fingers then rubs his belly] Thanks for the food, Grover. [sings] C is for Cookie, That's Good Enough for Me. [skips out]
* The Inspector: Tu devais le tuer. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?
* Grover: Kill him? [Grover imagines Cookie Monster driving a car to Sailor Moon]
* Cookie Monster: Do you wanna go for a ride?
* Sailor Moon: Sure! [Cookie Monster explodes; back to reality]
* Grover: No, no! What we got... we got to call the hospital!
* The Inspector: Won't do any good. I've seen this before. When that food goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom!
* Grover: You've seen this before?
* The Inspector: Eleven times as a matter of fact. [Grover runs over to a phone and dials the hospital]
* Grover: Yes, hello, doctor? Hospital? It won't do any good? Eleven times? [hangs up] Oh, he's a goner. How do we tell him? [both look out the window and see Cookie Monster cheerfully wiping off a table, apparently having forgotten about the earlier incident]
* The Inspector: Ne le lui dis pas. That'll only make him feel worse. The way I see it, he's only got till sunset. Why ruin his last day on earth? The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours. [walks away]
* Grover: [tears up] You're right, Inspector! [sobs] I'm gonna make Cookie Monster's final hours the best he's ever had. And this time, there's going to be love... so much, he's going to drown in it. [opens the door then turns around, smiling] Drown in it! [walks out]
* The Inspector: [writes on a notepad] Note to self: Watch out for Grover. [Cut to Grover walking over to Cookie Monster, who is singing happily and wiping the table]
* Grover: Uh, Cookie Monster?
* Cookie Monster: [sing-songy] Yes?
* Grover: I forgot to tell you, there's a part two to your gift.
* Cookie Monster: Part two? Part two! [Grover grabs him]
* Grover: Please, don't do that.
* Cookie Monster: What's the part two?
* Grover: Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of? [Cookie Monster takes out a list]
* Cookie Monster: Actually, I keep a list of the fun things I like to do. I call it my friendship list.
* Grover: Great. Uh, let me see it. [looks at the list]
* Cookie Monster: The things that are extra fun, I've written in red.
* Grover: Everything's in red.
* Cookie Monster: Yeah, I know.
* Grover: We'd better start now if we want to get through this list before you die... of anticipation.
* Cookie Monster: Then let's roll! [both walk out]
== The To Do List ==
* Cookie Monster: Bye, Inspector. [The Inspector cries and Sergeant Deux-Deux confronts him] Heads up, Grover, looks like they're gonna replace you.
* Grover: Uh, yeah. Let's take a look at that list.
* Cookie Monster: Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Grover to everybody in town. [cut to Cookie Monster and Grover talking to The Pink Panther] Hi, there, this is my best friend, Grover. [cut to Cookie Monster and Grover talking to some kids] Hey, kids, check it out! This is my best friend, Grover. [one of the kids throws a rock at Grover's head. Cut to Cookie Monster and Grover walking up to the Blue Aardvark sitting on a bench] Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Grover.
* Grover: Hey, Blue. [montage ends] Glad that's over.
* Cookie Monster: Good, cause we're onto our next activity.
* Grover: Which is...?
* Cookie Monster: I'm going to show my best friend Grover to everybody in town as a superhero.
* Grover: You Mean Super Grover?
* Cookie Monster: [laughs] That's a good one Grover. [cut to Super Grover in front of some kids. All the kids hug Grover. Cut to Cookie Monster checking off the item on his list] Next. [Cookie Monster and Grover sit by a rock] Knock-knock jokes! Hey Gru, knock-knock.
* Grover: Who's there?
* Cookie Monster: I am! [laughs]
* Grover: [laughs weakly] Oh, yeah... [Cookie Monster checks the knock-knock jokes off his list. Cut to Cookie Monster and Grover walking backwards]
* Cookie Monster: Look out, everyone, friends in reverse! [Cookie Monster checks off this item off the list. Cut to Cookie Monster and Grover spinning a merry-go-round faster. Cookie Monster checks the item off his list. Cut to Grover walking with Cookie Monster as his face]
* Cookie Monster: Turn left, and... stop. See, that's what it would be like if you had an bucket for a hat.
* Grover: Need Water? [Cookie Monster checks that off his list. Cut to Cookie Monster playing Tennis]
* Grover: You want to Play Ping Pong Too?
* Cookie Monster: No Thanks. [Cookie Monster checks his tennis game off the list as well as some other items while he laughs] Wow, It's getting late. I Guess the last thing on the list is watching the sunset.
* Grover: Sunset? [thinks about what The Inspector said earlier in a thought balloon]
* The Inspector: The way I see it, the lad's got until sunset before that bomb hits his lower intestine.
* Cookie Monster: Hey, it's The Inspector! Hi, The Inspector. [The Inspector cries and runs off] Okay, see you later.
* Grover: C'mon buddy, you want a sunset, you'll get a sunset.
* Cookie Monster: Ah, sunsets sure are beautiful. Eh, Grover?
* Grover: Yeah.
* Cookie Monster: Yeah, this is great, just the two of us. You and me.
* Grover: Yeah.
* Cookie Monster: Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Grover? [Grover imagines Cookie Monster exploding]
* Grover: Explosions... I mean, erosion.
* Cookie Monster: You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay. Here it is, the sunset! I always love to count it down. ten, nine, eight, seven six..
* Grover: Five, Four... three... two... one... [nothing happens]
* Cookie Monster: Nothing Happened.
* Grover: Okay.. [an massive burp is heard] oh... [cries]
* Cookie Monster: Hey, Grover, check this out! We already played babble like an idiot.
* Grover: Why are you still here?!
* Cookie Monster: Well, we finished everything on the list.
* Grover: You Burped?
* Cookie Monster: Yeah, That was an Explosive Burp.
* Grover: How did I Get Lucky he didn't die?
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