Brandon's Story/Transcript

==Part 1==
(Episode opens with CJ and Lilly on the House roof with Brandon. They are roofing the house together.)
(Song: Roofing by CJ and Lilly)
CJ & Lilly: ♪Roofing, roofing
CJ: Protect from the elements, rain, snow and hail
Lilly: Got an armful of tiles, and a nailgun that nails
CJ & Lilly: No time to mingle when we're putting down shingles!
Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaa!♪
(Brandon checks his watch)
Brandon: Alright, fellas. Time for lunch.
(Digs into his cooler)
Brandon (continued): Ok, got one for Mordo.
(He tosses a sandwich to him)
Brandon (continued): Lilly, think fast! 
(He tosses a burrito at Lilly, but instead of catching it, it only hits Rigby in the face)
Lilly: (gasps) No!
(The burrito plummets to the ground, its contents splattering all over the place)
CJ: (Laughs) Should've gone for it, sis.
Lilly: Ahhh! If I was immortal like Brandon, I would've gone for it, Huh?
CJ: Yeah that would be awesome.
(Brandon hands over a sandwich to Lilly)
Lilly: Being immortal must rule, right, Brandon?
Brandon: Nah, not really.
CJ: I bet you could survive the vacuum of space though.
Brandon: Gotta breathe. Being immortal doesn't change that.
Lilly: Ooh ooh, I got one! (Singing) Swimming one hour after eating.
Brandon: That has never killed me.
CJ & Lilly: Wow.
CJ: Okay, okay. If somebody cut off you head, put it into a jar...
Brandon: Look fellas, you got this immortally thing all wrong.
Lilly: Hey, how did you become immortal anyway?
Brandon: Nah, you don't wanna hear that.
(He drinks a soda)
CJ & Lilly: Awwwwww!
CJ: Come on, please?
Lilly: Yeah, please?
(CJ and Lilly begin to badger Brandon until he finally gives in)
Brandon: Alright. I'll tell you how I got my immortality.
CJ & Lilly: (High five each other) Yeah!
Brandon: A long time ago, in a high school far, far away...
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