Youtopia

=== Youtopia, the Magnum Opus of Humanity ===
Welcome to Youtopia, where all the division and unrest of a dwindling world is all but stamped out. 
Did you remember to leave your hate at home? Of course you did! You wouldn't have made it this far otherwise.
Here in Youtopia, you'll have no need of such negativity. Inconsiderate actions and thoughts are prohibited here, and our regulations are strictly upheld via the Youtopian Doctrine!
That's not to say that we can't cut loose though! We have half a dozen community/recreation centers per neighbourhood, sports clubs, and other leisurely organizations. When you start to feel discomfort, or doubt, you can visit one of the many attitude readjustment centers, for a quick pick me up!
I know what you're thinking, "..but I didn't even pick a house yet!" No need to worry, we have homes preassigned to best suit you, and make the transition into better living go much more smoothly.
You'll be placed in your own, appropriately attuned, living quarters in a sectioned off community. Fancy, huh? Anyone intending to enter or leave the community is thoroughly vetted by our screening security. That way you always know who, and where, your neighbours are!
Speaking of security, how has Youtopia been kept such a secure secret for all these years?
Simple. We have better security than even the most powerful nations can comprehend. It's advised that you give the security staff ample space, and never try to get involved in their affairs. Trust us, we've got the right people for the job!
Interested in joining our security team? Concerned about your criminal background? We got you covered.
A vigorous and thorough mental rehabilitation and conditioning process (the MRCP) must be undergone for every security service applicant. The MRCP is non-abortable, and consent may not be withdrawn.
One round of MRCPs is usually more than adequate*, however; applicants who fail their test (MRCT) must repeat the process ad infinitum, until they succeed or become exhausted**.
*Individuals with violent criminal history may be required to complete multiple MRCPs, for safe measure.
**Exhausted individuals are anyone who is: excessively fatigued, sick, infirm, loses consciousness from excessive mental stimulus, develops onset chronic epilepsy, dementia, or in rare cases deceased following a round of MRCPs.
In the case an individual is exhausted, they will be closely monitored, and amalgamated into an appropriate section of the workforce, or utilized to assist in scientific advancement.
What about diversity? What's my community going to be like? 
Oh trust us, we've thought of everything! You'll be so immersed with your fellow citizens that all racial and cultural boundaries will be stripped away! You'll barely even remember what division and discrimination were, once you become part of the workforce!
Have a level 2, or 3 membership? Excluded from the workforce? Find more information here 
:Level 2 members: 
As a current or former member of the Corporations for a Better Tomorrow family (in good standing) you're entitled to a graduated status, typically reserved for those with proven loyalties.
Perks:
You won't need to undergo any sort of mental conditioning, rehabilitation, or regimented program, so long as your views never contradict the greater good of Youtopia!*
You will immediately be placed in middle tier housing, without needing to prove yourself in the workforce!
You'll be given priority for preferred occupations!
Sounds great, huh? I know what your wondering. Can I bring my family to level 2 status? Great question!
No.
:Level 3 members: 
As a major contributor and driving member of CBT or BTI, or select amiable governments, you may qualify for Level 3 membership! The only further graduated roles are held by the Serving Class!
Perks: 
Exclusion from any and all mental and physical reprogramming.
Forgiveness for petty breaches of the Youtopian Doctrine.
Exemptions from penalization due to infringing on the Youtopian Doctrine’s protections of Level 1 members, workforce constituents, or anyone who falls under the category of “Excluded” under the judgment and discretionary jurisprudence of the incumbent.
:Excluded person(s):
As a person excluded from the workforce, your rights and responsibilities are subject to change at the discretion of Level 3 members or higher. An excluded person may be subjected to assistance in scientific advancements.
*As specified in the Youtopian Doctrine.
What about my family and friends? 
Unfortunately, not everyone is appropriately suited for Youtopia. The vetting process occurs behind the scenes long before the applicant is aware in almost all cases! We try our best to ensure a cohesive, and strong community. Therefore, if a family member or close friend doesn't join you on the journey, you can rest assured they weren't a good fit for you anyhow!
How was I selected? I never applied, nor agreed to join Youtopia!
Haha, that fighting spirit is part of what inspires us to amalgamate strong individuals, like you, into our society. It’s advised that you let it dwindle quietly though, so as to avoid any sort of discomfort, irritation, or agony during your resculpting process!
If you’re reading this notice now, you’ve already been selected, and are likely on your way through the initiation phase of entry into Youtopia. Congratulations! You’re making the right decision for yourself, and for the human race as a whole.
Please ensure that you read and memorize the 26 page Youtopian Doctrine, as flouting the doctrine without justifiable grounds can have adverse effects on your livelihood!
Youtopia, the Magnum Opus of Humanity, brought to you by Corporations for a Better Tomorrow, and The Better Thoughts Initiative!
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