Moonflight and Spiriteater's Chat

This fanfic is a joke fanfic written by Icestar. The main characters are Moonflight and Spiriteater, the two NightWing sisters. I will try to update as often as I could.
WARNING: LOTS OF (PARTIALLY CENSORED) PROFANITY AHEAD.
SPIRITEATER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
MOONFLIGHT
HIYA SIS
SPIRITEATER
Wassup, mah Moony?
MOONFLIGHT
What do you mean by 'moony'? hmm, never heard of a dragon named like that
MOONFLIGHT
Lmfaooooooooooo
SPIRITEATER
Bro, it's your nickname.
MOONFLIGHT
FIRST, i'm not a 'bro,' i'm a 'sis,' UNLESS I AM TRANSGENDER IN A CLOSET.
MOONFLIGHT
MY NICKNAME IS FLIGHT, NOT MOONY BTWWWW
SPIRITEATER
*bruh
MOONFLIGHT 
SIS YOUR TYPING IS TOO SLOW LMAO X10000
SPIRITEATER
Stop being annoying, douchebag.
SPIRITEATER
Also, stop using capital letters, for lord's sake
MOONFLIGHT 
I CANT
MOONFLIGHT 
IT'S THE REASON OF MY EXISTANCE
MOONFLIGHT 
*EXISTENCE
SPIRITEATER
Omfl, I missed it.
SPIRIEATER
THE JOY
SPIRITEATER
OF ROASTING
MOONFLIGHT: Wut
SPIRITEATER 
YOU
MOONFLIGHT 
Too bad you missed the chance ehehehehe
SPIRITEATER 
Stop
SPIRITEATER 
.
MOONFLIGHT 
Whaaat do you mean by 'Stop'
MOONFLIGHT 
.
MOONFLIGHT 
?
SPIRITEATER 
IT
SPIRITEATER 
MEANS
SPIRITEATER 
STOP
SPIRITEATER 
BEING
SPIRITEATER 
A
SPIRITEATER 
M0TH3RF/CK1NG
SPIRITEATER 
DUMB@$$
SPIRITEATER 
FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE HERBS OF THE ICE KINGDOM 
SPIRITEATER 
I'M SO EMBARRASSED TO HAVE A SISTER LIKE YOU
MOONFLIGHT
Im heartbroken like a biscuit, sis
MOONFLIGHT 
Plz dont use too many cuss words
MOONFLIGHT 
Its bad 4 your sanity
MOONFLIGHT 
Ohh
MOONFLIGHT 
Waittt
MOONFLIGHT 
I forgot to sayyy
MOONFLIGHT 
Ummm
MOONFLIGHT 
Excuse mehhh
MOONFLIGHT 
Though youre my sissss
MOONFLIGHT 
And I dont need any permission from my sistaaaaa
MOONFLIGHT 
Ahh
MOONFLIGHT 
NOW I REMEMBER
MOONFLIGHT 
HOW'S THE ICE KINGDOM RUNNING?
SPIRITEATER 
Eh,
SPIRITEATER 
Neither bad nor good
SPIRITEATER 
That's all for sure.
SPIRITEATER 
How's your kingdom, huh?
MOONFLIGHT 
Ur mom
SPIRITEATER 
YOU MEAN OUR MOM, RIGHT?
SPIRITEATER 
YOU LOGIC-LESS WORM
MOONFLIGHT 
Having grat time roasting your younger sister, sis?
SPIRITEATER 
It's spelled as 'great,' not 'grat.'
MOONFLIGHT 
Dont you have mercy? Owo
SPIRITEATER 
Oh, I don't.
SPIRITEATER 
Thanks very much.
MOONFLIGHT 
SIS.
SPIRITEATER 
I'm not a cis sister.
SPIRITEATER 
Got the joke, noob? 
MOONFLIGHT 
OML
MOONFLIGHT 
yOU ARENT CIS?
SPIRITEATER 
C'mon, I already came out to ya. That's rude.
SPIRITEATER 
STOP. BEING. F/CKING. TRANSPHOBIC.
SPIRITEATER
OR I'LL STUFF YOU WITH YEW BERRIES.
MOONFLIGHT 
Whats being transphobic??
SPIRITEATER
It's a term used for annoying @$$holes.
MOONFLIGHT 
LiKe mE?/?//??//?
SPIRITEATER
Worse than ya, noob.
MOONFLIGHT 
Should i say i'm glad or angry bout that
MOONFLIGHT 
I DUNNO...
SPIRITEATER
That is why you are one of the noobs of Pyrrhia.
MOONFLIGHT
Isnt it 'your' a noob
SPIRITEATER 
Bruh, go and get some basic grammar lessons.
SPIRITEATER 
You're is the contraction of the phrase 'you are', to begin with.
MOONFLIGHT 
OMFL PLZ PLZ PLZ STOP
SPIRITEATER 
No, I won't.
MOONFLIGHT 
You arent kool sis
SPIRITEATER 
There is a thing called UNO reverse, noob.
SPIRITEATER 
Want more grammar lessons?
MOONFLIGHT 
OH LORD
MOONFLIGHT 
PLEASE NO
MOONFLIGHT 
GRAMMARS ARENT KOOL
SPIRITEATER 
Oh, you think so?
SPIRITEATER 
Here, have this:
SPIRITEATER 
*picture of 'how to use past, present and future tense'*
MOONFLIGHT 
NOOOOOOOOO
SPIRITEATER 
FACE THE WRATH OF THY GRAMMAR SKILLS
SPIRITEATER 
THE GODDESS OF GRAMMAR IS HERE
MOONFLIGHT 
Youre not a real goddess tho
SPIRITEATER 
WHAT.
MOONFLIGHT 
You saw nothing, I swear
SPIRITEATER 
DID.
SPIRITEATER 
YOU.
SPIRITEATER 
SAY.
SPIRITEATER 
DISHONOR!
SPIRITEATER 
DISHONOR ON YOU!
SPIRITEATER 
DISHONOR ON
MOONFLIGHT 
My family? That includes you btw
SPIRITEATER 
YOUR COW!
SPIRITEATER 
DISHONOR ON YOU FOREVER, YOU B!T<H!
MOONFLIGHT 
Plz dont be mad
SPIRITEATER 
Why shouldn't I? You made me mad.
MOONFLIGHT 
...
MOONFLIGHT 
UM- 
MOONFLIGHT 
Plz have mercy to me
SPIRITEATER 
WHY SHOULD I.
SPIRITEATER 
DON'T BE RUDE TO YOUR OLDER SISTER.
MOONFLIGHT 
Bruh
MOONFLIGHT 
I wasnt being rude
SPIRITEATER 
F/CK YA
MOONFLIGHT 
Why?
MOONFLIGHT 
UwU
SPIRITEATER 
Because you're annoying as f/ck and I just want that to backfire on you.
MOONFLIGHT 
Plz dont say bad words too much
SPIRITEATER 
Also, NO 'UwU'S ALLOWED.
MOONFLIGHT 
UwU
SPIRITEATER 
*Middle finger emoji*
MOONFLIGHT 
DONT TEXT BAD STUFF TO MEH
SPIRITEATER 
YOU'RE ANNOYING AS HELL.
SPIRITEATER 
I HAVE EVERY RIGHTS TO SWEAR.
SPIRITEATER 
BESIDES, I DON'T NEED PERMISSION FROM MY FAMILY, RIGHT?
MOONFLIGHT 
HOW DARE U USE MY OWN SPELLS AGAINST ME
MMOONFLIGHT 
POTTAH
SPIRITEATER 
There goes my Potterhead sis, lmfaooooo.
MOONFLIGHT 
Then what fandom r u on
SPIRITEATER 
I'm a demigod™, noob.
SPIRITEATER 
Demigods are generally stronger than wizards.
FEARSEEKER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
FEARSEEKER 
I'M A TRIBUTE! HUNGER GAMES 4EVA!
SPIRITEATER 
Omfl.
SPIRITEATER 
Can't we just STOP TALKING ABOUT SCROLL SERIES?
FEARSEEKER 
Sure, lmaoo
MOONFLIGHT 
NOOOO
MOONFLIGHT 
I WILL FIGT 4 US POTTAHHEADS
FEARSEEKER 
No.
FEARSEEKER 
You're not even older than me.
SPIRITEATER 
It was ages ago when Harry Potter was popular.
FEARSEEKER 
YEAH!
SPIRITEATER 
Finally who agrees with me.
MOONFLIGHT 
...
SPIRITEATER 
Ha, I won.
MOONFLIGHT 
Did ya tho?
FEARSEEKER 
Yes, Spirit totally won this cringy thing!
FEARSEEKER 
Also, The Hunger Games is my life!
FEARSEEKER WAS BANNED FROM THE CHAT
MOONFLIGHT 
HEE HEE HEE.
SPIRITEATER
Was that necessary, you idiot?
MOONFLIGHT 
YES!
MOONFLIGHT 
HARRY POTTER FOR MY LIFE!
SPIRITEATER 
You don't ban dragons from some random cringy chatroom for their taste of book though.
MOONFLIGHT 
Well yes i do
SPIRITEATER 
Bruh, you arrogant piece of withered moose pelt.
MOONFLIGHT
MoOOoOoOOooOOooooOOooooOOOoo
MOONFLIGHT
I'M A COW
MOONFLIGHT
MOO MOO MOO, COWS R KOOL.
SPIRITEATER 
Stfu, you mfing Dumb@$$.
MOONFLIGHT
CAW CAW
SPIRITEATER 
*Facepalms*
MOONFLIGHT
I'M A BIRB
SPIRITEATER 
It's bird.
MOONFLIGHT
Oml i'm so sorry it was a small msitake uwu
SPIRITEATER 
It's mistake, not msitake.
MOONFLIGHT 
RAELLY?
SPIRITEATER 
It's really.
MOONFLIGHT
Alreight.
MONOFLGIHT 
Like this username? 😈😈😈
SPIRITEATER HAS LEFT THE CHAT
MONOFLGIHT 
Alrihgt.
SPIRITEATER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
MOONFLIGHT
HI SIS
SPIRITEATER
Are you trying to trick me, young dragoness?
MOONFLIGHT
Omfl is tht a different dragon
MOONFLIGHT
Gimme back my sis, impostor
MOONFLIGHT
Totally not amogus joke
SPIRITEATER
F/ck ya, that joke is for noobs. Technically, you're a noob, but you know. I don't want a nooby sister.
MOONFLIGHT
My sarcastic sis is bacc
MOONFLIGHT
Yayyyyyyyyy
SPIRITEATER
Bruh.
SPIRITEATER
I'm not that sarcastic, you know.
MOONFLIGHT
Nu
MOONFLIGHT
Your the queen of it
SPIRITEATER
It's 'You're.'
SPIRITEATER
Duhhhh
MOONFLIGHT
Bruhhhh
MOONFLIGHT
No grammar plzzzzzz
MOONFLIGHT
I said that alreadyyy
SPIRITEATER
No matter how much you cry like an infant, I will always correct your ignorant grammar.
MOONFLIGHT
SIS
MOONFLIGHT
I BEG FOR UR MERCY
SPIRITEATER
*mad laughter*
SPIRITEATER
I control the fate of thy grammar, what a puny mortal.
MOONFLIGHT
Whats thy tho
SPIRITEATER
See, thee don't know the word.
MOONFLIGHT
Sh/ttttt
MOONFLIGHT
Just plz tell me the meaning
MOONFLIGHT
Plzzz sista
SPIRITEATER
Alright--
MOONFLIGHT
YAYYYYY
SPIRITEATER
It
SPIRITEATER
Means
SPIRITEATER
You.
MOONFLIGHT 
hUH
MOONFLIGHT 
IT MEANS MOONFLIGHT??
SPIRITEATER
Ugh, no.
SPIRITEATER
It means 'YOU' in an old-fashioned way, not YOUR F/CKIN' NAME.
MOONFLIGHT 
Ohh
MOONFLIGHT 
Thats kool
SPIRITEATER
*facepalms*
MOONFLIGHT 
Wut did i do this time
MOONFLIGHT 
I didnt do anythig
SPIRITEATER
You're being dumb again.
SPIRITEATER
I really hate ya whenever you're playing dumb.
SPIRITEATER
I'd like to log off.
MOONFLIGHT 
wUT
MOONFLIGHT 
Plz dont
SPIRITEATER
I'm really tired of this jack@$$.
MOONFLIGHT
U know that ur talking right in front of me right
MOONFLIGHT
Its morally wrong n u must know that 
SPIRITEATER
FINE 
SPIRITEATER
I apologize, sis. 
MOONFLIGHT
Wait
MOONFLIGHT
U dont aplogize often
MOONFLIGHT
Is that my sis
SPIRITEATER
This whole idea was yours, bruh.
MOONFLIGHT
Oh right
MOONFLIGHT
Im so sorry?
SPIRITEATER
*facepalms*
SPIRITEATER
I hope you're just being sarcastic, b/tch.
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