Episode 35: The Retarded Basketball League

=== Cast ===
Ed Larson, Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, Marcus Parks.
=== Prayer ===
Jackie
=== Guests ===
Mike Lawerence, Andy Haynes, Damien Lemon
==== News Stories ====
Gallup finds happiest & saddest person in America. They found out happiest is tall, Asian American, with kids, over 65, Jewish, living in Hawaii, making $120,000 a year and apparently that person really exists, Alvin Wong. Conversely the unhappiest person is short, middle aged, childless, a woman, middle eastern, separated from her husband, earns less than $12,000 a year, lives in West Virginia, and is an unemployed manufacturing worker.
31 people indicted in Staten Island for oxicodone dealing.
Wyclef gets shot in the hand
=== Memorable Quotes ===
Marcus uses the word “retards”
=== Memorable Mentions ===
Gilbert Gottfrieds insensitive tweets after the Fukushima nuclear accident.
Wrestler with one arm.
Mike Lawerence talks about Glee.
=== Memorable Person Stories ===
Kevin talks about the time he was with his friend Juan in a mosh pit and because they were the only two POCs they got pulled out of the pit, they were causing a ruckus.
Holden had a kid pee in his eyeball.
=== Segment ===
Give a thank you to someone in your past for turning you into the monsters you are today.