Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect is the 2nd episode of the series Basket Sponge.
==Plot==
Squidward refuses to show up to any of the basketball practices. So LeBron decides to have a talk with Squidward to help motivate him in the future. Overly motivated, Squidward goes on a crazy-eyed, psychotic rampage of motivation.
==Transcript==
SpongeBob woke up to his alarm clock, grabbed a bowl of cereal, and ran out the door.
SpongeBob: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM REEEAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!
Squidward: Shut up, SpongeBob. It's Saturday! What are you doing up so early?
SpongeBob: Squidward! We have basketball practice today! It's our 2nd practice! Aren't you coming?
Squidward: Do you think I care about our stupid basketball team? If you idiots wanna wake up at 7 a.m. and go to a stupid gym, you can! But as for me, I don't give a BLEEP!!!
SpongeBob: Bleep? ...Squidward, did you really just bleep?
Squidward: No, that's Patrick. He bought some kind of tape recorder yesterday. Whenever he pushes the button, it makes a bleeping sound.
Patrick: Hey guys! (pushes button) Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
SpongeBob: (looks at his watch) Ah! We're late! Come on Patrick, let's get to the gym!
Patrick: Duh, why?
SpongeBob: (grabs Patrick and runs) Coach is gonna kill us! Let's go!
Squidward: Dah-ha-ha!!!! Retards!!! I'mma catch some beauty sleep! (gets in bed) Ohhhyeeeahhh, feelin' nice and sexy in here.
MEANWHILE
LeBron: Okay, is everybody here?
Larry: Just me, Krabs, and Plankton. Where's that slimy sponge, that stupid star, and that shitty squid?
LeBron: Larry!!!
Larry: What? Come on! I had a thing going on there! Everything started with s. That was rad!
LeBron: That's enough. Today, team, we're gonna work on layup drills...
SpongeBob: (busts inside) HUFF!!! PUFF!!!! We're here!!!! Sorry we're late!!!
Patrick: Duh, this isn't Waffle House.
SpongeBob: Patrick!!! I told you, this is basketball practice!!!
Patrick: Hmmm, I've never had the basketball practice, but it sounds delicious.
LeBron: (facepalm)
Patrick: Hey, you! Fat lady! Some service over here??!!!
LeBron: (being intimidating) I'm not your waitress....I'm your coach.
Patrick: Wowwww! ...I've never seen a talking couch before!
LeBron: 700 pushups.......NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: (frantically) Yes, Mr. Couch....or Mr. Sofa....whichever your prefer...
Larry: Hey, where's that shitty squid???
SpongeBob: Hey refused to show up. He said he doesn't care about the team.
LeBron: ....really? He said that?
SpongeBob: Yeah. Maybe he'll come next practice.
7 practices later
SpongeBob: .....or not.
Krabs: This is ridiculous! Our first game is pretty darn soon!! If that squid don't show up, he's fired!
LeBron: Shut up, crablegs. I'm the coach here.
Patrick: (sitting on LeBron) This is the WORST COUCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LeBron: (throws Patrick off) We gotta do something about this squid.
Plankton: But what? He won't come to practice!
LeBron: Then we'll have to bring PRACTICE.....to HIM!!!!!!!
Meanwhile
Squidward: (naked in a bubble bath) Ahhhh, I've never felt sexier.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Squidward: Grrrrrr....what could SpongeBob and Patrick possibly want right now! Hmm.....I'll scare them away for good!
Squidward got out of the bath, and answered the door naked.
Squidward: SEE THIS, SpongeBob??? SCARRED FOR LIFE???? MAYBE NOW YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COME BACK.....oh....heh-heh....hey Coach LeBron.....hey everybody else on the team.....
LeBron: Squidward, I need to have a word with you.
Squidward: Sure thing....first let me throw on some clothes.....
LeBron: (grabbing Squidward) I said NOW!!!!
Squidward: Oh....okay......uh....sure....no problem
LeBron had a nice long talk with Squidward, teaching him about motivation and teamwork, and how he should care about the team, and show up to practice.
Squidward: Wow....that was the deepest, most spiritual, heart-lifting conversation I've ever had.....for the first time, it's like I feel motivated....
LeBron: That's great. Then I'll see you next practice.
Squidward: I can't wait until then. I feel motivated NOW!
LeBron: Oh, well....that's nice.
Squidward: (eyes turning red) MOTIVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LeBron: You're scaring me, man.
Squidward: MOTIVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward busted out of the house, and ran naked throughout Bikini Bottom, on a psychopathic rampage on motivation.
Squidward: MOTIVATION!!!!!! I'M BLOODTHIRSTY FOR MOTIVATION!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Larry: (to LeBron) .....when is he gonna realize he's naked?
LeBron: In due time, Larry.
Patrick: (sits on LeBron) Awwwhhhyeah, that's the spot!!! This couch isn't so bad!
LeBron: (sigh)
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