Woman with Pink Beret speaking French

The Woman with Pink Beret speaking French is a woman who dons a pink beret and speaks French. She is well-known for appearing in a Stan Twitter meme, titled under the same name. She is a "very beautiful woman" according to my Mummy, so I guess she looks nice. She also wears a grey dress, white knee-high socks and black boots, but nothing beats the pink beret, and that's a fact! As you may know, the beret is a staple of French fashion, which means that this woman is 100% definitely "merci beaucoup." (that means "from France" by the way). Many people think that she is just an innocent woman who speaks French, but no. That is false and I confirm it because I was the woman's left bootlace.
== Her Criminal History==
Woman with Pink Beret speaking French has a long line of criminal activity that runs in her family blood. In the Stan Twitter meme, if you look very closely in the background, you can see what looks like a dead body. It looks like it was petrified and frozen in place, and you can see another person trying to help the poor victim. Like I said previously, since I am the woman's left bootlace, I know that she is a secret murderer because I saw her and her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother kill someone in my dreams. She is constantly after @everyone, and you never know who might be next. So you better 'porte lunettes de soleil'. (that means "watch out")
==Trivia==
*Her main form of murder is with her beret, which she puts on people's faces and it makes them suffocate.
* She has a crush on Jeff the Killer and when she is near him she says "Le gwelf monsieur existe dans le jardin beaucoup." (that means "I love you so much")
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