Enter Batter

The Enter Batter is a blue, alien guy on a poster who was supposedly going to appear on Earth to play baseball in the Legends Baseball League. Obviously, he did appear on Earth to play baseball in the LBL, and he is an average to good player that is hated by fans of baseball for his personality and that everything about him is basically unknown.
== Why's He On Earth? ==
Thank you for asking. The Enter Batter is a somewhat distant cousin of the Air Batter, who stays in contact with him and wanted him to play baseball on Earth. The Enter Batter has been told about Earth from the Air Batter before but didn't know where it was. The Enter Batter was given a galaxy map by the Air Batter on his spaceship and, ignoring the concerns of his and the Air Batter's families, he left to go find Earth by himself. 
It would take a long time for him to get to Earth. 
=== The Poster ===
With it being confirmed that the Enter Batter was coming to Earth, the Air Batter had paid some Adobe Illustrator artist to make a poster advertising the upcoming Enter Batter. Air Batter being the nice guy he is, accepted this low-tier garbage for a poster and/or advertisement and put it all over where Legends Baseball League baseball was popular in America.
== On Earth ==
The Enter Batter landed in the Sryld Stadium in the Evergreen State. A bunch of people came to the stadium to see the UFO they've been hearing about on the news to the displeasure of the Enter Batter, who doesn't want to be surrounded by people after being in space for 13 years. The few people who remembered this guy on the poster wanted to get an autograph from him, but he didn't know what those were, so he told them to skedaddle.
=== The Controversy ===
The main controversy about the Enter Batter is that he questioned and objected the marriage of the Air Batter and Thanh, making all the baseball fans angry, so angry, in fact, that what he said was reported on in the news, in papers, and everywhere online. Thanh was especially angry; she hit him out of the park, and everybody clapped and cheered.
=== The Secondary Controversy ===
The other controversy is that the Enter Batter is very average at both versions of baseball, which led to outrage at the Air Batter for advertising such a lame player for 13 years. The Enter Batter never taking off his cap that obscures his eyes, ever, and never doing interviews doesn't help people not dislike him since it makes him seem less human and he's hiding something (he's not hiding anything since he doesn't have eyes, but he is hiding his little amount of black hair). 
== Trivia ==
File:Enterbatter.jpg|This is what happens to a poster when it is left outside for too long.
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