Maritime Law? Maritime Nah!

"Maritime Law? Maritime Nah!" is a song featured in We Object to Fear: LIVE!. Separated from the narrative musical, it is performed in the talkback segment. It is a song from the Law & Order musical spin-off series of We Object to Fear, where it takes place on a boat and deals with the legalities of international waters.
== Lyrics ==
Ba-ba doo-boo badoo badoo ba!
Life is good on a boat
Ba-ba doo-boo badoo badoo ba!
There are no laws I Don't wanna gloat
People tell me you can't murder
A woman or even a man
I say to that person, maybe that's true
If you are stuck on the land
Maritime law? More like maritime nah
Maritime law? More like maritime nah
You can gamble, you can sell your organs
You can marry 17 other people
You can pretend that the cabin is a literal steeple of a church
All churches are churches if you say it's a church on a boat
This is the first draft of this song
Yes, we can question all legality
But everything's legal when you're on the sea
Maritime law? More like maritime nah
And if you see, I will tell you to forget what you saw
Why? Because it's maritime law!