Klaus van Djibbler

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Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler, salesman and failed entrepreneur, has many relatives accross the Disc. This one carries on the pattern, although he is Pessimal's and not Pratchett's.
===In Pessimal's Discworld:-===
This is Dibbler's Rimwards Howondalandian archetype. Known as Sell-Me-Own-Wife-to-The-Kwa'Zulu van Djibbler, this unique Boor travels the streets of Pratoria selling suspiciously fresh biltong and suspiciously old congealed mealiepap from a tray, along with bunny-chow suspected to conceal myxamatosis despite its absolute lack of any form of rabbit meat. .
He acheived fame in the alternative canon by selling Dibbler the Howondalandian wildlife which was destined to become the nucleus of the Ankh-Morpork City Zoo.
Category:Howondalandian characters