The Cosmic Civil War

The Cosmic Civil War was a civil conflict during The Intergalactic Jilm War in which the Empire of the Galactic Imperial Federation, under their emperor Advena I, attempted to seize control of the Cosmic Alliance and turn it into a monarchy. The war turned an already disastrous period into a full blown catastrophe, as the scattered and infighting alliance was truly no match for Astral Big Jilm, who would often rape the souls of entire imperial and republican armies as they fought and genocided one another.
== Background ==
The seeds of the war were really sown before Big Jilm had ever shown up. Millennia of peace and relative prosperity turned galactic politics and the Blues into a parody of their former selves, with even planets like LemonGrab being allowed into the alliance if they bribed enough senators. Space Prime Justice Trump's powers over his court were neutered to prevent him from interfering too closely in the affairs of these politicians, and corruption thus went almost unchecked. Things continued like this for a while, but eventually citizens began to notice. LemonGrab gaining full statehood in 2014 threw gas onto the fire and caused mass protests and disgusted Trump further, but the status quo continued.
Its worth further dissecting the structure of the galactic government around this time. While the Alliance had been the one to invent galactic democracy it had done little to update it, and its aging machinery were starting to show. Citizens felt they had little sway with any of their votes and supremely powerful oligarchs made running things fairly often difficult. Add onto this long running debates over the formation of a galactic military and the scare of events, such as the war of the void, galactic anxiety was raised to dizzying heights .Most of this, however, occurred long before Big Jilm's reemergence. In the intervening 2500 years things would only decay further. The Blues grew more decedent, the politics more poisonous, and even the economy would be in a slump in the year of 4589. It was in this year that Big Jilm was thawed and began his transition into Astral Jilm, and this is where the many seeds of Civil War finally had an excuse to sprout.
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