Epic Rap Battle Parodies 22

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The 22nd installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features Texan outlaw, Billy the Kid, versus cowboy actor, John Wayne. It was released August 7th, 2013. The video has been deleted, but the audio is still available. 
==Cast==
Justin Buckner as John Wayne
Zander Kanack as Billy the Kid
Matthew Thomas as Count Dracula
==Lyrics==
<Rap Meanings
===Billy the Kid:===
This Texas outlaw is gonna showcase some tricks from the "Wild West"
But first you gotta understand the rules son, and that is: Billy is the best!
What in tarnation?! Your films are lasso three decades ago,
I actually shoot up people, you're faking it, just for show!
Just read the New York Sun, you'll get a list of my deeds,
No one cares about when you talk, all we see is Tumbleweed!
I'm a legend, a folk hero, and all you are is a pathetic actor,
You plus rhyming? Well, I ain't no genius, but I bet that equals disaster!
===John Wayne:===
That first verse was like your life Bill, a massive fail!
This is gonna be worse than the Lincoln County war, leaving a big trail,
Of your blood, you ain't no gunman, you're a rodeo clown,
You better run away Kid, so quickly find your horse and mount!
Because I'll claim the bounty on your head, I'm the new sherrif in town!
That's what happens when you mess with the best gunslinger around!
I've got Academy Awards, while you're just shooting blanks,
You never even robbed a bank, this little Kid's gonna get spanked!
===Billy the Kid:===
As I predicted, my rhymes are too hard for you to take,
You're looking tired old man, do you need to sit down and have a break?
You need to speak up Quiet Man, I can barely hear a word you're sayin',
So Draw! This ain't a Wild West flick, this is the real deal! No more playin'!
I've taken on Dracula, an old man will surely be no trouble,
I'll shoot you up and add to my kill count on the double!
Now you've witnessed that Billy the Kid is the guy with the most flow!
You're done John, you got lyrically killed, call me Stomach Cancer, 2.0!
===John Wayne:===
Shut up child! You winning versus this American icon is highly unlikely,
It's not just because you're weak, it's also because I'm High and Mighty!
Well, you sure are some type of cancer, I mean just look at your face!
It's more uglier than anything i've ever seen, you're a sickening disgrace!
This duel was an ease, it just proves again you can't beat a man with class,
So suck my shotgun Billy, and stick this Golden Globe up your ass!
You're a cow, boy, now I'll round up the end of this battle,
Now mosey on down and join the rest of my cattle!
<poll>
 Who Won?
 Billy the Kid
 John Wayne
</poll>
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
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