アンチドート (Antidote)/Niru Kajitsu

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
惚れた腫れたはとどのつまり どっちのせいだ 	horeta hareta wa todo no tsumari docchi no sei da 	Whose fault is it that I’ve got heart eyes for you after all is said and done?
俺かあんたか それとも被害者ぶる 自己中のべらんめえか 	ore ka anta ka soretomo higaishaburu jikochuu no beranmee ka 	Is it me? Is it you? Or is it that self-centered dipshit who’s playing the victim?
しどろもどろ へどろみたく喉の奥で詰まってる 	shidoromodoro hedoro mitaku nodo no oku de tsumatteru 	It’s clogged here in the depths of my throat, like sludge, and chaotic to boot.
いやに薄汚れた欲望をぶち撒きゃ羽虫が群がる 	iya ni usuyogoreta yokubou o buchimakya hamushi ga muragaru 	If I bared my soul about this terribly grimy despair, the biting lice would swarm.
 	 	
抗っても意味が無いや 	aragatte mo imi ga nai ya 	Even if I resist it, there’s no meaning,
何やってもつつがないや 	nani yatte mo tsutsuganai ya 	And I’m in good health no matter what I do,
それで良いなら良いだろう 	sore de ii nara ii darou 	But if you’re fine with that, then I guess it’s fine.
平和の奴隷に拍手 	heiwa no dorei ni hakushu 	A round of applause for harmony’s slave!
腑に落ちたらそれが最期 	fu ni ochitara sore ga saigo 	When you’re satisfied, that’ll be the end.
逝くまで誰かの養分 	iku made dareka no youbun 	I’m someone’s nourishment till I pass on.
お前も親父もお袋も 	omae mo oyaji mo ofukuro mo 	You, my father, and my own mother
雑草 雑草 雑草 雑草 	zassou zassou zassou zassou 	Are weeds, weeds, weeds, weeds.
 	 	
擦った揉んだ 酔っ払った 	sutta monda yopparatta 	After much fuss, I got wasted.
マイノリティ 	mainoriti 	I’m in the minority.
焚べろ 焚べろ 火種は何処だ 	kubero kubero hidane wa doko da 	Throw me on the fire! Throw me on the fire! Where are the live coals?
あー素っ裸 取払った 	aa suppadaka toriharatta 	Alas. Stark naked, I cleared away
プライオリティも 	puraioriti mo 	Even my priorities.
然れど金の成る木なんて 	saredo kane no naruki nante 	Be that as it may, something like “money tree”
言い得て妙 	iiete myou 	Is a perfectly fitting phrase.
 	 	
馬鹿の一つ覚えみたくダウナー(笑) 推しのカス客 	baka no hitotsu oboe mitaku daunaa oshi no kasugyaku 	Seems that people who know little often repeat it—what a downer. (Heh.) This audience, the dregs of society, are my stans.
ずっとおもろいおもろいゆうてばっかでさ 味の感想も無し 脳筋 	zutto omoroi omoroi yuute bakka de sa aji no kansou mo nashi noukin	I just say, “What a knee-slapper, that always makes me crack up!” But I get no impression of a taste from this meathead.
挙句の果てに｢今夜は何食べて帰ろうかな?｣抜かして 	ageku no hate ni "kon'ya wa nani tabete kaerou kana?" nukashite 	In the end, I blather, “Should we get something to eat and go home together tonight?”
味蕾 べらぼうに腐り切る口内喰われる おと哀れ 	mirai berabou ni kusarikiru kounai kuwareru oto aware 	And my taste buds are extremely rotten from being bitten in the mouth. I make pitiful sounds.
 	 	
抗っても意味が無いや 	aragatte mo imi ga nai ya 	Even if I resist it, there’s no meaning,
頑張ってもキリがないや 	ganbatte mo kiri ga nai ya 	And it goes on forever no matter how hard I try,
それで良いなら良いだろう 	sore de ii nara ii darou 	But if you’re fine with that, then I guess it’s fine.
平凡の化身に拍手 	heibon no keshin ni hakushu 	A round of applause for mediocrity’s avatar!
味のしない毒で乾杯 	aji no shinai doku de kanpai 	Let’s have a toast with tasteless poison.
死ねるまでさ あとは何杯? 	shineru made sa ato wa nanbai? 	How many more glasses until I can die?
ああ ああ もう もう 	aa aa mou mou 	Alas. Alas. It’s no good anymore,
駄目 駄目 やね やね 	dame dame yane yane 	No good anymore. It sucks. It sucks.
酔った 酔った 酔った 	yotta yotta yotta 	I got drunk, drunk, drunk.
 	 	
与太話をひとつ聞かせてやる 	yotabanashi o hitotsu kikasete yaru 	I’ll let you hear a single bit of gossip.
失せろ 失せろ 金持ちは去ね 	usero usero kanemochi wa ine 	Screw off! Screw off! Rich folk can scram!
あーくっちゃべって見下す 	aa kucchabette mikudasu 	Alas. They chatter and look down on me.
シンギュラリティ 	shingyurariti 	They’re a singularity.
もう誰も彼もが 	mou dare mo kare mo ga 	Dammit, every last person
贔屓してモテモテよ 	hiiki shite motemote yo 	Shows favoritism towards the popular.
 	 	
ハイハイホー ハイハイホー 	haihaihoo haihaihoo 	Hi-hi-ho! Hi-hi-ho!
大変お見苦しいとこをお見せしてすんません 	taihen omigurushii toko o omise shite sunmasen 	Excuse me, could you show me a matter that’s dreadfully ugly?
ハイハイホー ハイハイホー 	haihaihoo haihaihoo 	Hi-hi-ho! Hi-hi-ho!
不適切な表現でしたね しばしお待ちください 	futekisetsu na hyougen deshita ne shibashi omachi kudasai 	What an inappropriate expression, huh? Please wait a brief while.
 	 	
擦った揉んだ 酔っ払った 	sutta monda yopparatta 	After much fuss, I got wasted.
マイノリティ 	mainoriti 	I’m in the minority.
焚べろ 焚べろ 火種は何処だ 	kubero kubero hidane wa doko da 	Throw me on the fire! Throw me on the fire! Where are the live coals?
あー素っ裸 取払った 	aa suppadaka toriharatta 	Alas. Stark naked, I cleared away
オリジナリティも 	orijinariti mo 	Even my originality.
然れど金の成る木なんて… 	saredo kane no naruki nante… 	Be that as it may, something like “money tree”...
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*POPGATO (album)
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