The Once-Ler

the character from the lorax has been disgraced and kicked out from the council of conners for being not racist enough despite having nazi viewsx conners also likes trees cos he a gorila and he destroy habitation and coners not happy but 
# We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.
# The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air.
# Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe.
# I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf.
# The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
# I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke.
# He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.
# The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.
# The shooter says goodbye to his love.
# I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.
# He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
# He didn't understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle.
# He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.
# He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility.
# They're playing the piano while flying in the plane.
# There's a reason that roses have thorns.
# There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring.
# She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room.
# The heat
# The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known.
# The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog.
# The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.
# A glittering gem is not enough.
Category:Conners