Sister Act 3: The Teacher Guard

Sister Act 3: The Teacher Guard is an all-women musical based on the combination of The Lion Guard: Return of the Roar, Allan Knee's Little Women, and Dennis Kelly's Matilda with music reused by Alan Menken's Sister Act, Don Bluth's Nunsense: The Mega-Musical Version, Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton, The Lion Guard: Return of the Roar, Allan Knee's Little Women, and Dennis Kelly's Matilda, lyrics reused, and a book that is going to be featuring all nuns, teachers, and animals.
== What will the show open? ==
The Sister Act 3: The Teacher Guard show will open in April 8th, 2022 with a new Broadway recording.
== Characters ==
# Timon (The Lion King)
# Peacock Leader (The Lion Guard)
# Deloris Van Cartier (Sister Mary Clarence)
# Mother Superior (Sister Mary Rafiki)
# Sister Mary Robert
# Sister Mary Patrick (Kaban)
# Sister Mary Lazarus
# Sister Mary Mufasa (Deceased)
# Sister Mary Sunday
# Sister Mary Simba
# Sister Mary Nala
# Sister Mary Kiara
# Sister Mary George
# Sister Mary Geanette
# Monsignor O'Hara
# Sister Mary Meena
# Reverend Mother (Sister Mary Regina)
# Sister Mary Hubert
# Sister Robert Anne
# Sister Mary Paul (Amnesia)
# Sister Mary Annette (Puppet)
# Father Virgil (Sister Leo's brother)
# Tevye (from Meshuggah-nuns)
# Sister Mary Korrina
# Sister Mary Iris
# Sister Mary Olivia
# Sister Mary Valerie
# Sister Mary Serena
# Sister Mary Karen
# Sister Mary Conklin
# Sister Mary Zazu
# Sister Mary Zira (Deceased villain)
# Sister Mary Maria
#Sister Mary Theresa
#Sister Mary Stephen
#Sister Mary Irene
#Sister Mary Celeste
#Sister Mary Martin-Of-Tours
#Sister Mary Demetrius
# Sister Mary Fuli
# Sister Mary Kion
# Sister Mary Anga
# Sister Mary Beshte
# Sister Mary Ono
# Sister Mary Bunga
# Sister Mary Azaad
# Sister Mary Eddie
# Sister Mary Pablo
# Sister Mary Kayla
# Sister Mary Mayzie
# Sister Ford (Sister Mary Flamingo with flamingo feathers)
# Sister Mary Dolittle
# Sister Mary Lana
# Sister Mary Lillie
# Sister Mary Wilhelm
# Sister Mary Jane
# Sister Mary Luke
# Sister Mary Brendan
# Sister Mary Cecilia
# Sister Mary Lezin
# Sister Mary Petroc
# Sister Mary Antioch
# Sister Mary Katari
# Sister Mary Wiligis
# Sister Mary Miguel
# Sister Mary Josephat
# Sister Mary Genesius
# Sister Mary Emebert
# Sister Mary Morgan
# Sister Mary Washington
# Sister Mary Jefferson
# Sister Mary Goldman
# Sister Mary White
# Sister Mary Paddington
# Sister Mary Sarah
# Sister Mary Perpetua
# Sister Mary Huckle
# Sister Mary Vitani
# Sister Mary Makini
# Sister Theodosia (Lion cub)
# Sister Mary Willard
# Sister Mary Madeline
# Sister Mary Honoria Glossop
# Sister Julia
# Sister Mary Umbrella (Umbrella Bird)
# Sister Mary Coalhouse
# Teacher Bowden (Teacher Rihanna)
# Teacher Iago 
# Teacher Squawky (with her second Zazu puppet)
# Teacher Hawkes
# Teacher Facterman
# Teacher Freed
# Teacher Deel
# Teacher Cook
# Teacher Naylor
# Teacher Mullins
# Teacher Ames
# Teacher Popko 
# Teacher Carter
# Sister Mary Twenty-Seven (New villain)
# Sister Mary Chlorine Dioxide (New villain)
# Sister Mary Melatonin (New villain)
# Sister Mary Diazepam (New villain)
# Sister Mary Panama
# Brother Kopa (Male lion cub)
# Brother Rhinoceros (male teenager)
# Teacher Issac
# Teacher Roary (With her lion costume and lion roar during talking)
# Teacher Penelope (With her penguin costume)
# Teacher Zebra
# Teacher Gorilla
# Teacher Noah (With her elephant costume)
# Teacher Heron (With her heron costume)
# Teacher Tiger
#Teacher Toucan
# Teacher Scarlet Macaw (With her scarlet macaw costume)
== Plot ==
After the events of Sister Act (the musical), and Sister Act 2, our show begins with Teacher Scarlet Macaw receiving a notice of rejection from another publisher, making it her twenty-second rejection. 
Quickly, Teacher Scarlet Macaw makes new friends on the way until suddenly, the nuns return to the stage making new friends. 
Teacher Scarlet Macaw is hesitant to go down since her friends strictly prohibited her from venturing there. Sister Mary Karen and Sister Mary Sunday, on the other hand, have no fear of the haunted mansion, and Sister Mary Karen mocks Sister Mary Simba's words and gladly leaps down with Sister Mary Sunday. Nearby, Sister Mary Eddie, the leader of a clan of hyenas, vultures and Sister Mary Goldman, complains to them clan over the lack of food.
Sister Mary Pablo announces that it's time to give Sunday and Karen her lunch. Fearing the worst, Teacher Scarlet Macaw lets loose a huge SQUAWK, which leaves the hyenas and nuns in shock and gives Karen and Sunday a chance to climb back to safety. A marking appears on her shoulder resembling a lion, scarlet macaw, and a tiger. 
Meanwhile, back at our convent, Sister Rafiki asks us to conjure the new prince's name: Brother Kopa in a click language. She paints an image of cub Kopa onto her tree. to conjure the new prince's name Brother Kopa.
Sister Mary Simba shows him the animals from the top of the cable car, and then leads her son down into the animal exhibits. Sister Mary Simba explains to Kopa that everything exists in a delicate kingdom known as the zoology class. Sister Mary Simba then warns Kopa not to stray beyond the boundaries of the San Diego Zoo while pointing out a shadowy area in the distance where Kopa sees a flock of buzzards and vultures in their enclosures which allows the queen of the San Diego Zoo to explain to her son that they are all in the new animal kingdom. 
Suddenly, Teacher Scarlet Macaw asks Teacher Gorilla, her opinion on her story ("An Operatic Tragedy from Little Women"). Teacher Gorilla was enraged for Teacher Scarlet Macaw's tragedy story, but Teacher Heron is entranced by the novel. 
Meanwhile, Sister Mary Simba, Sister Mary Nala, and Sister Mary Rafiki overhear the Squawk. 
Whilst Sister Mary Simba is hesitant to accept that Teacher Scarlet Macaw is ready, Nala and Rafiki are sure that she is. 
When Teacher Scarlet Macaw and her gang of nuns and teachers return, Sister Mary Simba tells her friend that they need to talk. Although Teacher Scarlet Macaw at first mistakes the 'talk' for something else, Sister Mary Simba assures her that it's not what she thinks it is. 
Suddenly, Sister Mary George and her friends (The Little Sisters of Hoboken and Sister Mary Clarence) then explain how they got where they are today, originally working in a cage with a lion pride near India, but quickly staying during some of the teachers developed lions to zoos worldwide.
After the story, Sister Mary Paul and the teachers quiz us on it. 
== Transcript ==
* Sister Act 3: The Teacher Guard/Script
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