May The Best Ye Album Win

May The Best Ye Album Win is the first episode of Welcome to Craig’s Gang.
== Synopsis ==
For National Hip Hop Day, Mr. Garrison puts the kids in groups of seven and assigns them a hip hop artist; Craig’s gang gets Kanye West, and they have to figure out which album from him changed hip hop forever.
== Script ==
South Park Elementary, day. Mr. Garrison arrives to start class as the children are already in their seats. A white box full of names sits on his desk.
Mr. Garrison: Good morning, class. Would someone like to tell me what national day it is?
Clyde: [raises his hand] National Raspberry Tart Day?
Butters: That sounds so yummy!
Mr. Garrison: Yes, but that’s not the answer I’m looking for. What about you, Robyn? Tolkien? You two should know this.
Robyn: [looks at Tolkien, then at the teacher] National Hip Hop Day?
Mr. Garrison: Bingo! Today is National Hip Hop Day. I know you two are as excited as I am. 
Tolkien: What’s that supposed to mean? 
Cartman: Tolkien, you of all people should know that all black people listen to hip hop.
Tolkien: Me of all people? What about Robyn?
Cartman: Dude, fuck Robyn.
Robyn: This is already getting good. 
Mr. Garrison: Shh, kids, get quiet. Now, since today is hip hop day, I will be assigning you guys a hip hop artist. I’m going to pair you guys up into groups of seven.
Craig: Why can’t we pick our own groups? 
Mr. Garrison: Because I said so, fruitcake. It’s a good thing that I already wrote the groups down yesterday. [grabs the paper and reads from it] Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Eric, Wendy, Nichole and Tweek… you guys have Kendrick Lamar. 
Cartman: Great. Two girls are in our group. This is fucking fantastic.
Craig: Wait, Tweek’s in their group?
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, and I’m not changing him.
Tweek: Oh man! [goes to the boys and grips his sleeve, twitching] Hey, guys! 
Kenny: (Hey, Tweek.)
Tweek: S-So we’re getting an A+ on this assignment, huh?!
Stan: Yeah, I’m sure we will. 
Kyle: I only listened to one album from him.
Cartman: This project should be easy. All we have to do is go online and find out which album from Kendrick Lamar is the best. 
Kyle: Dude, that’s cheating! What we need to do is listen to every album from him and vote.
Cartman: That’s too much work!
Stan: Dudes, this isn’t even our episode.
Kenny: (Oh, right!)
Mr. Garrison: Clyde, Jimmy, Butters, Tolkien, Kiara, Craig and Robyn… you guys have Kanye West.
Clyde: Him? Pfft- we’re definitely getting an A+ on this.
Kiara: You don’t know that, brains for shit.
Clyde: Hey! I know enough that The Life of Pablo is a 10/10 album!
Jimmy: W-Wh-What?
Clyde: The Life of Pablo is the best album out of his work. See? 
Craig: ..I highly disagree.
Butters: Me too!
Robyn: Yep.
Tolkien: Yeah, never again.
Mr. Garrison: Kids, you will all talk about this after school, okay? Not now.
Clyde: Fine! I’ll prove to you guys that my opinion is better than all of your shitty opinions.
Craig: ..Clyde, just stop talking.
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The Donovan Residence, daytime. Robyn, Craig, Jimmy and Tolkien are in Clyde’s room and Clyde is on his computer.
Clyde: You guys don’t know how good of an album this is. 
Robyn: I never said it wasn’t good.
Jimmy: I think it’s a g-gr-great album. 
Clyde: Bullshit! Now let’s listen to the album and let’s see if I changed your minds. 
Craig: Let’s see. 
Clyde plays the album, the first song playing is Ultralight Beam.
Tolkien: [nods] This is getting good already. 
After hearing Father Stretch My Hands Parts 1 and 2, Clyde plays Famous.
Tolkien: Is that Rihanna?
Clyde: Yeah, it is.
Robyn: [lip syncs to the song]
Craig: [looks at Robyn] Did you hear this before?
Robyn: [stops] Yeah, this is my favorite song from the album.
Jimmy: I never k-knew how good of a p-pro-producer Kanye is.
Clyde: Oh, guys! Here comes my favorite part. 
Craig: What part?
Robyn: [as the song plays] For all my south side [bleep] that know me best, I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex.
Clyde: That’s my favorite part, dude.
Tolkien: Oh, he referenced Taylor Swift! I just realized.
Jimmy: Hey, I’m n-not complaining about that line.
Craig: This is okay, but I still think my choice is better.
Clyde: [pauses the song] Craig, right now we’re listening to my choice. Can’t you just listen?
Craig: I heard enough.
Jimmy: Come on, Craig. T-Those last three songs were sp-spot on.
Robyn: Yeah, Craig. This is a great album!
Craig: ..Fine. 
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After listening to the whole album…
Clyde: So what did you guys think?
Robyn: It was awesome! 
Tolkien: I really enjoyed it for the most part.
Jimmy: It d-deserves a Grammy aw-award.
Craig: ..It was great.
Clyde: Okay! So does that mean we’re going with my choice?
Tolkien: We’ll see. Who’s next?
Jimmy: I’ll g-go. 
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