Eugene

Eugene more like only the most talented 15 year old on the server amiright
Why am I allowed to edit this page mwuahahaha I can say anything.
Sexually attracted to turnips.
==Art==
Eugene is an sexy art god. Look no further than his drawing of Pixal. (but can't grammar)
If art was a baking contest, Eugene would make a really nice painting. This is the way his skills work. His skill in art is directly comparable to a baker who draws paintings instead of making actual food.
==Lego==
Eugene entered a display into The Lego House, Lego's official museum at age 13.
Eugene has the Guinness world record for fastest egg boiling time using just three burnt marshmallows and an empty paper towel roll. How is this relevant to lego you ask? yes (real)
==Notable Details ==
Is Eugene (citation needed)
Was defeated in open gladiatorial combat by a second grader armed with a bag of cheetos and a single jellybean.
Does not realize he is bald (if you meet him pretend he has hair so he stays in the dark hehe)
Thinks he is force sensitive because a chair fell over one time while he was learning to breathe. 
Vehemently denies ever kissing Katy Perry, which in all fairness, he never has. 
Has (recently) mastered the art of breathing to such a degree he can do it while sleeping.
Pants become shorts
But he is good at somethings maybe so make him president or not he's not that good at things sometimes
Category:Characters
Category:Members