Shanti's Farting Problem

Shanti was at school with her brothers Pinocchio and Ranjan, and her boyfriend Diego. Shanti had to fart. Diego told her, "Shanti, no need to fart." But then, "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
"EWWWW!! SHANTI, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?" But Shanti could not help it. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!!" Pinocchio was grossed. "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I DO NOT WANNA SMELL IT!!!!!!" Shanti did it. "PRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!"
Ranjan was grossed. "YUCK!! SHANTI, I DO NOT WANNA SMELL YOUR STUPID FARTS!!!!!!!!" he said.
"PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! PPPFFFFFTT!! Poot! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAARBBBBBB!! FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!" Pinocchio could not stand it. "SHANTI, I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!!!!!"
Shanti was very upset. She said, "I could not help it!!" 'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!! POOT!! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBB!! PPFFTTTT!! PLARRRRRRRRRBB!!" Ranjan got very angry and said, "THAT DOES IT, SHANTI!! GO HOME WHILE WE CALL OUR MOMMY AND DADDY!!"
When they got home, Sinbad and Cinderella got very angry at Shanti. "Hey, daddy. Shanti just farted." Ranjan said. Sinbad was shocked. "What, Ranjan?!" he asked.
Pinocchio said, "Father, I know what she did. She farted and we are so grossed." "WHAT!! SHANTI, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FART IN SCHOOL!! YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY!!!!!!! NOW THAT MEANS YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND FRIENDS AT THE FUNFAIR!!!!!" Sinbad said.
Shanti got very angry. She glared angrily at Sinbad and told him, "You're as evil as Shere Khan!" She then went to her room in tears with Ranjan following her.
Just then, Alice Liddell showed up and came to Sinbad and Cinderella. "Mother, father, can I go to Aunt Gadget, Aunt Tammy, and Aunt Foxglove's birthday party at the Once Upon a Buffet and Grill next week? And can I come with Gideon, Cody, and Edmond?" Alice asked. Cinderella smiled, "Yes, my dear. But I am afraid that Shanti and Ranjan would not be joining us."
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