Cunt Master

The Cunt Master was the leader of the alien species known as the Cunts. For unspecified reasons, the Master had its servants abduct J from the home of Alison Velvets. Before it could act upon its plans, Ali murdered the army of Cunts and found the Cunt Master and J elsewhere in the house.
With her replica lightsaber, Ali severed its tongue, slit its throat and chest, and finally dismembered the Cunt Master into fourths, killing it. One final servant had discovered the Cunt Master, dead in a pile of its own acidic innards. The rogue servant was killed, finally ending the reign of the Cunts.
== Physical Appearance ==
The Cunt Master was a two-legged, reptilian alien who was considerably larger than normal cunts, with orange-red skin, green eyes, and a long, purple tongue. Stronger than normal Cunts, it excreted acidic slim from it's skin due to it's swollen body and was able to stand in it without suffering from burns.
== Behind the Scenes ==
The Cunts' design was heavily influenced by the E.T sprite seen in the 1982 Atari 2600 video game E.T the Extra-Terrestrial.
They did not necessarily appear in the show proper, but instead appeared as video game villains in The Cheap Game, a fictional "real world" video game featured in Ready Player Ali.
The Cunt Master's name was inspired by a line in Cracked. When introduced to the Crack Master, Ali jokes that a more appropriate name would be "Cunt Master." 
== Appearances ==
* Ready Player Ali (first appearance)
Category:Dead Characters