IPhone 6

The iPhone 6 is the dreaded device invented by Steve Jobs and released by Apple in 2014. Steve Jobs wanted to produce more iPhones than Call of Ducky produced shames. This iPhone was made for no reason other than to accomplish this, as well as steal a bunch of stupid people's money. The iPhone 6 is actually less expensive than the iPhone 5, but this is only because it's an iPhone 5 with a bunch of parts and features removed. Those features were the expensive charging port, the Samsung(!!!) processor, and the rotometor. The rotometor is a giant and has a battery life of about a year and a half and is capable of running a full battery life of up to five years and a lifetime of battery life of more than a year and a quarter before being fully charged and running at full charge cycles and… It is not. 
The iPhone 6 is the first iPhone that can actually be realistically carried around like a cell phone. It is also the only iPhone that has any form of durability whatsoever, being loosely based on the Nokia. Though still easily breakable, the iPhone 6 generally has a longer lifespan than past iPhones. This is why Jobs made sure it could get viruses. Unfortunately for jobs, nobody made viruses.
The iPhone 6 was only sold for about six years.. After Jobs felt Everybody had one, he dropped service on them and Everybody had to go back to buy an older iPhone. Even after this, all of the stupid people remained loyal to Apple.
== The story of the iPhone 6S and 6S+ ==
After the extreme success of the iPhone 6, Apple introduced the iPhone 6S! Woohoo, faster, better battery life, doesn’t bend, still works on iOS 15! Yay! But these phones were just puppets of the iPhone 7,(the real puppet was the iPhone 7 Plus) which was SHUPA SHIT because, well, NO HEADPHONE JACK! How are we gonna plug in our headphones now? The use of 50 adapters, or their overpriced AirPods? I say we drill a hole in the bottom!
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