Splatoon 2.0cto/Octoling News

This is a list of all possible news broadcasts in Splatoon 2.0cto.
==First Broadcast==
 	 	 	 	
Sari and Tide	What's hot Octos? 	What's hot Octos? 	What's hot Octos? 	What's hot Octos?
Sari 	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing. 	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing. 	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing. 	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing.
Sari 	I'm Sari! 	I'm Sari! 	I'm Sari! 	I'm Sari!
Tide 	And I'm Tide! 	And I'm Tide! 	And I'm Tide! 	And I'm Tide!
Sari 	From this day forward, me and Tide will be keeping you informed about the hottest new things in Octo Landing!	From this day forward, me and Tide will be keeping you informed about the hottest new things in Octo Landing!	From this day forward, me and Tide will be keeping you informed about the hottest new things in Octo Landing!	From this day forward, me and Tide will be keeping you informed about the hottest new things in Octo Landing!
Tide 	We'll also keep you updated on stage rotations, new updates, and other important stuffs. 	We'll also keep you updated on stage rotations, new updates, and other important stuffs. 	We'll also keep you updated on stage rotations, new updates, and other important stuffs. 	We'll also keep you updated on stage rotations, new updates, and other important stuffs.
Sari 	You do know "stuffs" isn't a word, right? 	You do know "stuffs" isn't a word, right? 	You do know "stuffs" isn't a word, right? 	You do know "stuffs" isn't a word, right?
Tide 	Whatever. 	Whatever. 	Whatever. 	Whatever.
Sari 	Looks like we're out of time. 	Looks like we're out of time. 	Looks like we're out of time. 	Looks like we're out of time.
Tide 	Just remember... 	Just remember... 	Just remember... 	Just remember...
Sari and Tide	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat! 	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat! 	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat! 	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat!
==Intro==
 	 	 	 	
Sari and Tide	What's hot Octos? 	What's hot Octos? 	What's hot Octos? 	What's hot Octos?
Sari 	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing.	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing.	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing.	It's Heat Wave, coming to you live from Octo Landing.
==Outro==
 	 	 	 	
Sari 	Looks like we're out of time. 	Looks like we're out of time. 	Looks like we're out of time. 	Looks like we're out of time.
Tide 	Just remember... 	Just remember... 	Just remember... 	Just remember...
Sari and Tide	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat!	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat!	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat!	Don't face defeat, turn up the heat!
==Stages==
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| colspan=5|Angler Academy
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|I used to take classes here once.
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Wait, you went to school?
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|It must be hard to concentrate during class with all the noise from battles.
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tell me about it!
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| colspan=5|Barnacle Backally
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|My first apartment used to have a door that led out into this ally.
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Really?
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|I always get sniped or cartoned by from those high walls!.
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Granted, I'm usually the one that splats you from up there...
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| colspan=5|Butternut Bakery
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|This stage reminds me of the time with Wave and the pies. 
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|I thought you promised to never bring that up again!
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|I always get distracted by the smells when I'm battling here.
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|No wonder you're so easy to splat.
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| colspan=5|Calamari Castle
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|You know, the name of this place reminds me of a certain pop duo...
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Shhh! Our producers said we’re not allowed to mention them!
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|I always fall in the moat trying to get inside!
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"| You know, there’s a drawbridge for a reason.
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| colspan=5|Catfish Condos
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|I love super jumping to the top of the condo with the blue roof!
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Ummm... I used to live there. 
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Why are the windows so big here? 
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Easier for chargers to charge from!
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| colspan=5|Guppy Gas Station
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|I hate it when kids with rollers jump down from the roof and splat me!
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|For eel? That always happens to me too!
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Tide
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Does anyone even use gas anymore?
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| style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|Sari
| colspan=4; style="background-color: #767676; color:#060627"|You don't?
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Category:Splatoon 2.0cto