How Spongebob Saved Christmas Transcript

(at SpongeBob's house)
SpongeBob:I'm almost done,setting up the tree.
(knock on door)
SpongeBob:I'm coming.
(runs up to door)
Patrick:(slams door in SpongeBob's face) ♫Its shapping up to be a wonderful holiday not your normal average everyday.♫
SpongeBob:♫Sounds like somebody's wrapping presents up for me,Santa thank you for doing this to me♫
Both:♫The world feel's like its in-
Squidward:SpongeBob,Patrick! Do we have to go through this every christmas!?!
SpongeBob:Aww cheer up Squidward,Patrick and I sat down and made this song,jump in if you'd like.
(starts playing Piano)
SpongeBob:♫Bring Joy to the world is the thing to do,but the world does not revolve around you don't be a jerk,its christmas♫
Squidward:Yeah whatever,just keep it down. (closes door)
SpongeBob:Gee Patrick..I wonder where Santa is right now.
(Cuts to where Santa is)
Santa:Ho Ho Ho! (presses button on sleigh and turns into a cartoon character then shrinks)
(starts to get windy)
Santa:Oh no!
(a reindeer falls into the petstore fish tank)
SpongeBob:A love christmas,c'mon Patrick lets go make some cookies.
(a large bang sounds is heard)
SpongeBob:What was that?
(SpongeBob,Patrick and Gary run out the door)
SpongeBob:Oh no.Its S-S-S-SAN-S-S-S-SAN-S-S-S
Patrick:S-S-S-S SAN S-S-S-S S-S-S-S-SAN
Both:S-S-S-S-SAN S-S-S-S-SAN S-S-S-SAN
SpongeBob:Tahhh.....(lifts up sleigh)
Patrick:Is he Dad?
Squidward:(opens window) What are you Barnacles doing?!?
SpongeBob:We didn't do anything,Santa Claus fell down into the tank.
Sandy:What's all the commotion?
Patrick:Santa Claus is sleeping.
SpongeBob:Well how do we wake him up?
Patrick:I know. (punches Santa hard in the face) Done!
Sandy:So strong...but so Stupid...
SpongeBob:I know how to wake him up...(clears throat) SSSAAAAAANNNNNNNNTAAAAAA!!!!! WAAAKKE UPPP!!!
Patrick:Didn't work.Maybe he has a snack.
(digs into Santa's pocket)
Patrick:Aww tarter sauce,its just a cell phone.
(throws cell phone on the ground)
SpongeBob:That's it Patrick,the phone! We can call his elves!
Patrick:Or Pizza.
(SpongeBob dials to the north pole)
Elf:Hello?
SpongeBob:Hello,Hello this is me SpongeBob!
Elf:Oh yeah SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob:Santa is sleeping,and he won't wake up in time for christmas!
Elf:I guess your going to have to (whisper noises)
SpongeBob:Yes sir..
Sandy:Well what did he say..
SpongeBob:He said its up to me to give the presents to everyone.
Sandy:Well you can't do it alone,ya'll might need some help.
(SpongeBob hops in sleigh)
SpongeBob:I'm ready!
(Sandy hops in sleigh)
Sandy:I'm ready!
(Patrick hops in sleigh)
Patrick:I'm Ready!
(Mr.Krabs hops in sleigh)
Mr.Krabs:I'm ready
Squidward:I'm not because,I'm not going.
(walks back inside his house)
Mr.Krabs:3...2...1..
(Squidward walks ouside and into the sleigh)
Squidward:You better be paying me a lot of money for this..
(reindeer fly outside the tank,shrink into a human size and take off into the sky)
SpongeBob:Okay where do we go first?
Patrick:Hmm...there's a little map in this box.
Sandy:Its a GPS Patrick....
SpongeBob:Look there's a house.
(SpongeBob lands and goes into the chimity)
SpongeBob:Okay..what Now?
Sandy:Give the presents.
SpongeBob:Okay..(puts present down)
Kid:Huh?
SpongeBob:(gets deep voice) Uh...Hoo..Hoo..Hoo!
Kid:Santa!
SpongeBob:(In normal voice) Yes..(in deep voice) It is I Santa!
Kid:Wow!
SpongeBob:Now uh..go to sleep.
Kid:Okay Santa...
SpongeBob:(climcs back up chimity)
Patrick:Did you get the present.
SpongeBob:Yup,I don't think this will be so bad.
French Narrator:160 Countries later...
SpongeBob:I...I'm so tired....
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