Hannibal Lecter

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Hannibal Lecter is a weird ass cannibal who DEFINITELY is behind everybody else. Once a famed doctor, his reputation was ruined after he was caught eating a homeless man. He first died in jail but was then revived for some reason by Evil Captain 0 someone who doesn't exist. He later became a renowned investor, cannibal and Co_Emperor of a non-existent empire.
==Criminal Record==
* Cannibalism
*Calling someone a poopy head
*Living in a shack
*Being clumsy and stupid
*And more!
==History==
Hannibal Lecter was born to his mother Susan Lecter, along with his good son Christopher Lecter on 5/21/68. His mother always told him, "HANNIBAL, YOU'RE A BIG FAT POOPYHEAD!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR FATHER WHO IS A BORING EMPLOYEE AT SOME BIG PHARMA COMPANY >:(((". When Hannibal grew up, he ate her body for revenge of being made fun of by his mother all the time.
When he grew up, Hannibal was a famed doctor who had many famous customers. This all changed when on one day, he was caught eating the corpse of a homeless man who claimed was "taken in for an experiment", when we all know it was to please his insatiated needs. He was thrown in jail, stripped of all his rights, and died of suicide soon after because he was bored in jail.
He was revived by Evil Captain 0 who is that mf? 2 years after his death. He was once part of the top hats? Tf are those? (a stupid clan), but it was so boring there and that non-existent empire was SO much better than the gang of hats. Even worse than Empire Today. Because of this, someone has him on his death list. 
His days comprise of: 
#Eat frozen human heads for breakfast (9:30)
#Promote crimes online (10:00)
#Watch TV (10:30-11:25)
# Promote his investments (11:25-11:40)
# Become stupid (11:40-12:00)
# Do.. stuff. (12:00-8:00)
#Watch TV again (8:00-11:00)
#Sleep.
==Trivia==
*He owns his very own house. It's a small shack in a forest.
*He likes The Daily Coffee, and wants to invest in it. It's new though, so he can't invest in it yet.
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