Tarkon

Tarkon is a planet on the very outskirts of the Milky Way, steeped in myth and mystery. It is known that the whole of the planet is covered in a seemingly endless maze, the origin of which is unknown. Most who go in never come out, and the ones that do are usually insane. The tales those who retain sanity tell is of a place filled with innumerable horrors, traps and riddles, all inspired by late twentieth century pen and paper role play games. In addition, if it was a dnd game it was a game written by a twelve year old. Or Dynamo. Absurdly horny or stupid creatures abound, the most well known being the Eight Bit Wizard, whose existence shouldn't even be possible. The whole planet plays limp biscuit music or poor quality eighties songs at low volumes, and many of the zombie creatures spout catch phrases from long forgotten films and television series. The only hint at who may be responsible for this nightmarish place is a single word carved above the entrance to the dungeon: Cline.
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