Noob dog

"noob dog lmao."
== Introduction ==
noob dog is an infinite being. He's been here since the very start, and he'll be here until the very end.
However, this being said, he's still a simple minded creature. Half the time he doesn't know what's going on, which lowers his power by a whole bunch.
== Early Life ==
Nobody knows how or why noob dog was created before the universe itself, but due to no documentation, little is known about noob dog. There are journals from early humans that document noob dog.
"Some white dog is following me."
-Jimmy's journal 3000 B.C
"A dog is observing me"
-Billy's journal 1545
== Known crimes ==
-Tax evasion
-Jaywalking
-Driving without a license
-Speeding
-Drunk driving
-Staying up past bedtime
== Origin of the name noob dog ==
When someone posted a picture of noob dog online, someone replied with "noob dog lmao." 
The name stuck with him for some reason
== Vacation to Argentina ==
Back in 2015, noob dog decided to go to Argentina. He went there in hopes to store a secret stash of USD to avoid taxes.
However, when he climbed a mountain to bury his money, he noticed there was a big hole. Curious, noob dog decided to jump down.
When he awoke, he woke up.
He climbed out, and took a plane back to the United States.