Ronald Quotes

Ronald
* "what in the mcfuck"
* "Dick is good"
* "Ke whn fahdwu"
* "😎Shit just hit the Fart"
* "can my Peter be Cold Ham Peter?"
* "I'm gonna eat this burrito's ass."
* "What the fuck is a domino?"
* "i'm inside"
* "just wait until you see his balls"
* "but a russian book cant be properly enjoyed without a russian book in hand. they go together like bread and another slice of bread, to make a sandwich"
* "YOU FUCKINNNN CRACKA"
* "Piss is a sexual thing for me :3"
* "https://tenor.com/view/falling-old-lady-dead-gif-14971117"
* "Rest in piss good sir fly"
* "Holy Guac!"
* "pro tip: dont order a chicken wrap with sweet chili sauce, big 7.5oz burger and 7 cookies from supermacs unless you want horrible stomach pain and diarrhoea"
* "those youtube bastards up at Youtube HeadQuarters are giggling their nuts off right now"
* "Its not insulting you in anyway, its just stating a fact that you like baby diapers. Haha woman cock"
* "Once I shat myself in a burger king"
* "spiders are hot"
* "Real men cum red."
* "It schlonks when I pop shove it"
* "those rocks are about to be fucking"
* "Ughghujuuuhuughgggug Legend"
* "☘️ Choccy Yarrr lawww!"
* "I am the reincarnation of Emperor Heinrich the Chivalrous"
* "you said that nobody was pregnant but that shit felt like going into labour"
* "Large 13.5 pizza with Stuffed Crust Toppings; Chicken Breast Strips, Ham, Onions, Extra Olives, Extra Dominos Herbs, Tandoori Chicken, Pork Meatballs. best pizza of all time."
* "a woman just beat me up and pissed on my face"
* "I'd fuck that fish."
* "you better sleep tight. big country king johnny is comin for ya."
* "Pour paprika in her pussay, Call that shit a SpiceVag"
* "uummmm yes m-momm-mmommymymyom yes I did"
* "Call me Michael Jackson cause I'm bad at doing my job"
* "oh fuck"