Parodies

==The Devil Went Down to Georgia==
Jaired went out of the Keep, he was looking for a gem to steal
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: in his AdG deal
When he came upon this old elf singin to a gem and makin it alot
And Jaired jumped on the bench and said, "Elf let me tell you what!"
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a knife fighter too.
"And if you'd care to take a fight, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you swing a nice AS, elf, but give Jaired his due:
"I bet a Keep of silver against your gem, cos I think I'm better than you."
The elf said: "My heritage's Nalfein and we're evil as sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I've the best that's ever been."
Nalfein you sing your songs and swing your knife hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in the Landing and Jaired's not a bard.
And if you win you'll get this silver Keep of old.
But if you lose, Jaired wins fourfold.
Jaired pulled out his knife and he said: "I'll swing at thou!"
And fire flew from the blade's end as he landed his blow!
And he pulled the strike across and it make a nasty scratch.
Then a fury of strikes fell and it sounded something like this!
(evade, hit, block, block, hit, miss, miss, miss, miss!)
When the mstrike finished, Nalfein said, "Well you're pretty good Tehir."
"But lean back against that statue and let the bard show you how its done!"
Fire on the mountain, run trolls, run.
Jaired's in the mood to drink a ton.
People in the Park to watch the show.
"Beatrise, does Inochi bite?"
"Do you really want to know?"
Jaired drank his whiskey because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that silver note on the ground at Nalfein's feet.
Nalfein said: "Jaired just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you Tehiri son, sonics are the best that's ever been!"
And the wizard casted fire on the mountain, run trolls, run.
Jaired's in the Park for knife fight fun.
People in the Park to watch the show.
"Beatrise, does Inochi bite?"
"Do you really want to know?"
==So Fresh and So Clean==
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Don't you think I'm so emo I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
I love when you die to me I roleplay so evil so mean
(So evil and so mean mean)
Lord Caden got viperskin belts, wears felt, makes faces melt
Whips, chains, and handcuffs that like to leave welts
So follow it is sacrifice time at the temple
Minus the armor on the altar with just a dimple
Sheru rituals sound so taboo
Sippin on a whiskey in a sandstorm
don't want to know what that knife will perform
We can implode too, and the debris might hit you
But you must have me mistaken with them Ronanites
Cause
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Don't you think I'm so emo I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
I love when you die to me I roleplay so evil so mean
(So evil and so mean mean)
Russet red, ritual robe is on display
My fellow worshiper gonna stab you today
So a wizard can hide out with invsibility
We gonna search you out like a banshee
Am gonna limb disrupt your arms
And am gonna deal you a lotta harm
Like Mularos am gonna cut you deep
But I'll animate your body and you'll be mine to keep
Cause
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Don't you think I'm so emo I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
I love when you die to me I roleplay so evil so mean
(So evil and so mean mean)
That huge Elfy tongue got you runnin yo' mouth
Keep it runnin and I'm gonna be more unkind
They say you in need of drownin in a sea
And am gonna rip out and play with your spine
I love how you took that cup and poison it was you drank
Gonna keep you chained to an altar for at least two weeks
Everyone gonna think you gone on a seafaring trip
Then you scream out in pain as I multilate your physique
Mwhahahahaha
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Don't you think I'm so emo I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
I love when you die to me I roleplay so evil so mean
(So evil and so mean mean)
(And we are...) the most evil dark elves on the planet
(In my mind...) the sky is implodin, you should panic
(But Oh oh...) I got a runestaff and want you frantic
(Oh oh oh...) Animate made to kill chaotic
(And we are...) the most evil dark elves on the planet
(In my mind...) the sky is implodin, you should panic
(But Oh oh...) I got a runestaff and want you frantic
(Oh oh oh...) Animate made to kill chaotic
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Don't you think I'm so emo I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
I love when you die to me I roleplay so evil so mean
(So evil and so mean mean)
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Don't you think I'm so emo I roleplay so evil so mean
(so evil and so mean mean)
Ain't nobody evil as me I roleplay so evil so mean
I love when you die to me I roleplay so evil so mean
(So evil and so mean mean)
==Sweet Caroline==
When I logged in, I can't begin to remember when
But then I know I'm growing strong
Oh, wasn't the swing, whooo
And swinging became casting
Who'd believe I'd play an empath
Hands, touching keys, roleplaying out
Fighting orcs, healing wounds
Oh, sweet GemStone
Good times never seem so good
I've been inclined to believe it never would
And now I, look at the screen, whooo
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only roleplay, oh
And when I hurt
Casting spells to heal me
How can I bleed to death when an empath
Hands, touching keys, roleplaying out
Fighting orcs, healing wounds
Oh, sweet GemStone
Good times never seem so good
I've been inclined to believe it never would
Ohhhh, sweet GemStone, good times never seem so good
==Piano Man==
It's nine elven on a Feastday
The nightly gamers shuffle in
There's a fat bastard across in stilettos
sitting at the desk and eatin his cheetos
He says, "Taskmaster, can you give me a bounty?"
I'm not really sure where I want to go
But it's fun and it's sweet and I do it complete
When I wear so many spells that it shows.
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Sing us a song you're the loremaster
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a loresong
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!
Now Jaired in the Militia is a friend of mine
He gives me my whiskey for free
And he's quick with a facepalm or light you with napalm
He says, "Guys, I believe I'm gainin exp"
As a grin shows upon his face
"Well, I'm sure I could use a quarterstaff!"
As he doubles over from a belly-laugh
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Caden is a an evil elf
Who never has time for his self
And he's talkin' with Sheru, who is no kind of hero
and will never leave us in good health
And the sylvan is practicin healing
while the wizard is casting cyclones
Yes, they're sharing a game called GemStone
But it's better than playing WoW alone!
Sing us a song you're the loremaster
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a loresong
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!
It's a pretty good crowd for a Feastday
And the players all give a smile
Cause they know they want to RP
To get away from real life for a while
And the keyboard, it sounds like a carnivore
And the screen reeks of spewed beer
And they sit at the desk and hit those keys
And say, "Man, I never want to leave!"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the loremaster
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a loresong
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!
==I Want it Now==
I want a RP fest
Invasions and actions filled with reactions
So great of a distraction
No, now!!!
I want a ball
I want a maul
Pink dresses that totally impresses
and RP to the excesses
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!
I want the Nations
with all its temptations
I want a shipment of the best implements
Its all my equipment
Give it to me
Now!
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear'em like hairsticks
And then use them to lockpick
I want a tavern with tables full of patrons
Ten thousand kegs of ale
And I'll be the only matron
While wearing a sexy veil
I want the enhancives
I want maxxed stats
Auctions and raffles that totally baffle
without any debacles
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now!
==We Don't Need No Education==
We don't need no oppression
We don't need no racial bias
No dark sarcasm in the Landing
Vaalorians leave those Tehiri alone
Hey, Vaalorians!, leave those Tehiri alone!
all in all you're just another block in the Fortress
All in all you're just another block in the Fortress
We don't need no oppression
We don't need no racial bias
No dark sarcasm in the Landing
Vaalorians leave those Tehiri alone
Hey, Vaalorians!, leave those Tehiri alone!
all in all you're just another block in the Fortress
All in all you're just another block in the Fortress
"Wrong, cast it again!"
"Wrong, cast it again!"
"If you don't cast that spell, you can't have any experience. How can you have any experience if you don't cast that spell?"
"You! Yes, you behind the Keep, stand still laddy!"
==I Will Follow You==
I will escort you
Escort you wherever you need go
There isn't a lake too deep
A Dragonspine so high it can keep us away
I must escort you
Ever since the task assigned to me
Protecting you I always shall be
And the bandits cannot slay thee
You are my destiny
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
And where you need go I'll escort, I'll escort, I'll escort
You'll always be an annoyance, an annoyance, an annoyance
from now until forever, forever, forever
I will escort you
Escort you wherever you need go
There isn't a lake too deep
A Dragonspine so high it can keep us away
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
And where you need go I'll escort, I'll escort, I'll escort
You'll always be an annoyance, an annoyance, an annoyance
from now until forever, forever, forever
I will escort you
Escort you wherever you need go
There isn't a lake too deep
A Dragonspine so high it can keep us away
And where you need go I'll escort
==Crocodile Rock==
I remember when Jaired was young
Him and Dhask had so much fun
Holding swords and smooth stones
Had an old stone Keep to own
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was seeing Jaired do the Hobgoblin Hopscotch
While the other rogues were picking around the lock
Jaired was bopping and hopping to the Hobgoblin Hopscotch
Well Hobgoblin Hopscotch is something exciting
When your hands and feet can't stay still
I never knew a funnier sight and I guess I never will
Oh Arkati, those funny nights
When Dhask wore his codpiece tight
And the Hobgoblin Hopscotch was danced right
But the years went by and Hopscotch died
Dhask went sailing and left for some foreign bay
Long nights crying over a mug of ale
Dreaming of the stone-walled Keep
But they'll never kill the memories we watched
Jaired dancing to the Hobgoblin Hopscotch
Getting older as the weeks went fast
We still crave to see a blast from the past
==I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues==
Don't cast it away
Don't look at me like it's meteor swarm
Between you and me
I can honestly say
That it couldn't get better
And while I'm singing
Blasting the demons outside
And it won't be long
Before you have to run
To the place in the Keep
Where you hide
And I guess that's why
They call it over-powered
Death by my lips
Could be kisses while showered
Laughing like Zelia
Living like Ivas
Rollin like meteor supernovas
And I guess that's why
They call it over-powered
Just stare into the sky
Cryin out "Oh Arkati Why?!"
Survive for but a second
Without hesitation
Never forget I'm not a bady guy
With all my singing
Harder and faster you'll be swinging
But more than ever I simply help you
Cause we all hate death's stinging
And I guess that's why
They call it over-powered
Death by my lips
Could be kisses while showered
Laughing like Zelia
Living like Ivas
Rollin like meteor supernovas
And I guess that's why
They call it over-powered
==Drift Away==
Day and after day I'm more addicted
When I look for wifi in a local cafe
I know this game I'll never lose
And I'm feeling so happy
I don't feel ashamed
Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
Oh, Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
Beginning to think I never have time
I fully understand the combat I do
The world outside looks so un-kind
I'm countin' on you
To carry me through...OH...
Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
When my mind if empty
You know a hunt can satisfy me
When I'm feeling blue
The RP is coming through to soothe me...
Thanks for the adventures that you're giving me
I want you to know I believe in your text
RP, text, and alterations free
You've helped me along
Making me type fast...OH!..
Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
OH...Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
OH...Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away
Now, now, now, won't ya
Won't ya alter me, oh...alter me
==Wannabe==
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really 
really really wanna win a raffle!
If you want to win a raffle,
you better bring your silver,
Now don't go wasting my precious luck,
Get your item now and it better not suck.
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really 
really really wanna win a raffle!
If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in,
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win,
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend,
and please don't disappear at the year's end.
What do you think about the item's stats,
Does it make you say, "I really want that!"?
The raffle won't be hasty, you'll have 48 hours,
pray to the gods that your home won't lose power.
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna win a raffle!
If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in,
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win,
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend,
and please don't disappear at the year's end.
So here's a story from dwarf to Elf, you wanna win my raffle
your name can't be Raphael,
We got Jaired in place to throws vials in your face,
we got Beatrise the ranger who dances in one place,
And as for me...we'll see!
Slam your silvers down and drop in a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and drop in a ticket!
If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in,
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win,
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend,
and please don't disappear at the year's end.
If you wanna win my raffle, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
You gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam,
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and win a raffle!
If you wanna win a raffle!
==Ain't No Invasion Big Enough==
Listen, Elfie, ain't no invasion big
ain't no invasion small, ain't no orc strong enough, Elfie
If you need us, call us, no matter where you are
No matter if Vaalor, don't worry, Elfie
Just call my name, I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry
Cause Elfie, there ain't no invasion big enough
Ain't no invasion small enough, ain't no orc strong enough
To keep me from protecting you, Elfie
Remember the day I slayed that witch
I told you, you could always count on me, Elfie
And from that day on I made a vow
I'll be there when you want me to slay, some how
Oh no elf, no wind, no rain
No cold spells can stop me Elfie
If you ever in trouble, I'll be there on the double
Just think to me, oh Elfie
My spells are stacked to max duration
I really know how to pay attention
If you ever need a casting hand
I'll be there on the double just as fast as I can
Don't you know that there ain't no invasion big enough
Ain't no invasion small enough, ain't no orc strong enough
To keep me from saving you, Elfie
Don't you know that there ain't no invasion big enough
Ain't no invasion small enough, ain't no orc strong enough
Ain't no invasion big enough, ain't no invasion small enough
==Bad Romance==
Jaired is bad at romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
I want your opression, I want your facepalms
I want your fire vials, long as it's napalm!
I want your hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
I want your hatred, all for Vaalor
I want your Elven, mired with calor
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
(hate, hate, hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And you know, I will beat you
Cause I'm bad, bad at romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I already wrote a book of bad romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
Please read my bad book of romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
I want your horror, I want your oppression
With us Tehiri, its such a long session
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
I want your psycho, your knife to stick
Want you in my bar, drinkin till you're sick
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
(hate, hate, hate, I want your hate)
You know I drink whiskey
And tend to get frisky
(cause I like that free wench, Tehiri)
I'm so bad, bad at romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I already wrote a book of bad romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
Please read my bad book of romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
stab, stab it faster
Kill, kill the frigin' caster
Stab, stab it faster
Don't scroll, scroll the master
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I already wrote a book of bad romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
Please read my bad book of romance
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
(Wrote about a bad bad romance)
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
(Wrote about a bad romance)
Jaired's so bad at romance
So bad bad at romance
Wrote about bad romance
So bad bad at romance
So bad bad at romance
Wrote about bad romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
== Interstate Love Song ==
Waiting on a Restday afternoon
For what I do in the command line
Creatures dies.
Feelin' like I love this game
So do you cast or do you swing?
Sing?
Leavin' on a bandit bounty
Only yesterday you leveled
Promises of spells to be
Only watched the bandits die
All of these things you help me
Bandits is the hardest thing
To do. With all I've casted
All those dead to you
You mstriked - good bye
Leavin' on a bandit bounty
Only yesterday you leveled
Promises of spells to be
Only watched the bandits die
All of these things you help me
== Mmmbop ==
You have so many characters in this instance
Only one or two will cap
You go through all this pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're lost with a map
And they're dead so fast
So hold on to the title that really matters
In the end it'll be the only one there
When you cap and start losing your mind
Can you tell me who will still rescue?
Can you tell me who will still rescue?
Mmm cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, ba duba cap cap
ba du!
Mmm cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, Ba du cap cap
Ba du cap, Ba du cap cap
Ba du
Plant a lance, plant a hammer, plant an axe
You can swing any one of those
Keep swinging to find out which one hurts
It's a secret only you know
It's a secret only you know
Mmm cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, ba duba cap cap
ba du!
Mmm cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, Ba du cap cap
Ba du cap, Ba du cap cap
Ba du
In an mmm cap they're gone
In an mmm cap they're not there
In an mmm cap they're gone
In an mmm cap they're not there
Until you lose your mind. But you don't care
Mmm cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, ba duba cap cap
ba du!
Mmm cap, ba duba cap cap
Ba du cap, Ba du cap cap
Ba du cap, Ba du cap cap
Ba du
Can you tell me? You say you win but you don't know
Can you tell me which weapon's going to hurt?
Can you tell me if it's going to be a lance or a flail?
Can you tell me which weapon's going to pain?
Can you tell me? You say you win but you don't know
== Summer Nights ==
GemStone lovin' she can type fast
GemStone lovin' at long last
Met a sylvan crazy for me
Met an Elf cute as can be
GemStone days huntin away, to uh-oh those Elanthian nights
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
Paste me more, paste me more
Did you go to the inn?
Paste me more, paste me more
Does he have a twin?
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
needed defense, she cast me a spell
had a bounty, he gave me his shell
I saved her body, she nearly departed
He gave me a map, areas thought uncharted
GemStone text, not so perplexed, but uh-oh those Elanthian nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Paste me more, paste me more
Was he a knight?
Paste me more, paste me more
Did she still have her sprite?
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
Showed her my big two-handed blade
Showed him my pants made of suede
We made out on the Vaalor ferry
That lake monster was so scary!
GemStone text, wonder what's next, but uh-oh those GemStone nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
Paste me more, paste me more
Did you kill that big stag?
Paste me more, paste me more
I'm not gonna gag
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
He friended me warm, then took my hand
She got friendly, her legs were so grand
He was sweet, not at all mean
She was good, like a queen
Woah!
GemStone heat, sylph and elf meet, but uh-oh those Elanthian nights
w00t, w00t, w00t
Paste me more, paste me more
How much silver did he spend?
Paste me more, paste me more
How good can she bend?
The server crashed, almost the end
Then I told her, I was to ascend
She looked at me, with a puzzled "how?"
I told her Kai would allow.
GemStone dreams all full of themes
bu-ut oh, those Gem-Stone nights....
Paste me more, paste me more!
== Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ==
This is a story all about how
My life fipped-turned upside down
And I liked to a minute
and sit right there
And tell you how I became the guard of a town called Vaalor
In the Elven Nations born and raised
On the battlefield was where I spent most of my days
Fightin' yellin' swingin' ma long pole
And all shootin some arrows at that troll
When a couple of orcs
who were up to no good
started makin' trouble in my neck of the wood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said your movin with your lord and lady in Vaalor
I got excited and delighted day after day, and she let me
pack my backpack and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my portal ticket
So I pulled on my boots and said I might as well split
I whistled for a carraige and when it came near
There was a gnome drivin while drinkin' a beer
If anything I could say that this carriage was rare
But I thought now forget, yo home to Vaalor
I pulled up to a gate about seven or eight
And I yelled to the driver, "yo gnome, take care!"
Looked at that fortress, I was finally there
To settle my post as the guard of Vaalor
== I've Got a Feeling ==
I've gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a lootful night
That tonight's gonna be a lootful night
That tonight's gonna be a lootful night
Tonight's the night
Let's warcamp it up
I've got my spells
Let's cast it up
Go out and smack it
Like Ohhh Mmmm Geee
Swing that weapon
Let's get get it RAZED!
I know that we'll find it all
If we take it down
Don't go back to town
Let's try not to fall
Take them all out
We can do it
I don't have a doubt
berserk out of control
Fill up my pack
G'rhghah R'thrragh
And then our sack
Just loot it all
Take down the camp
fight like a champ
burn down the hut
Then we'll do it again
Let's raze it!
And do it!
Let's hunt it up!
And do it!
And burn it burn it burn it
Let's raze it!
Cause I've gotta feeling (w00t w00t) that tonight's gonna be a lootful night
That tonight's gonna be a lootful night
That tonight's gonna be a lootful night
Tonight's the night (w00t)
Let's hunt it up! (Let's hunt it up)
I got my spells! (w00t)
Let's cast it up! (Let's cast it up)
Go out and smack it (Smack it)
Like Ohhh Mmmm Geee (Ohhh Mmmm Geee)
Swing that weapon (hasted)
Let's get get it RAZED!
Fill up my pack (loot)
G'rhghah R'thrragh (trollspeak)
And then our sack (stuff it stuff it)
Just loot it ALL!
Take down the camp (burn it!)
fight like a champ (fight it)
burn down the hut (w00t w00t)
Then we'll do it again
Let's raze it!
And do it!
Let's hunt it up!
And do it!
And burn it (And burn it) burn it (burn it) burn it (burn it)
Let's raze it! Let's raze it raze it raze it!
Here we locate
right down the path
We gonna kill kill kill
Pound the drum
Blare the horn
Now we are 1337 1337 1337
Feel the shot
Redux wins!
E-wave it don't stop stop stop stop stop
Round and round
MSTRIKE it down
Around the camp camp camp
Volnes, Tilamaires, Leyan, Niiman (raze it!)
Huntress, Feastday, Feastday to Restday (raze it!)
We keep keep keep keep on huntin
We know what we chant
Hunt everyday
H-H-H-Hunt everyday
Cause I've gotta feeling (w00t w00t) that tonight's gonna be a lootful night
That tonight's gonna be a lootful night
That tonight's gonna be a lootful night
w00t w00t
== Pokemon Theme Song ==
I want all the very best
Like noone ever had
To warcamp them is my test
To well them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each runestaff to understand
The power that's inside
Runestaff!
It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Runestaff!
Ohh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Runestaff!
Our wood so true
Our thickness will pull us through
You enhance me and I'll sing you
Runestaff!
Gotta gotta find 'em all!
Every grimswarm along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful prestige
Come warcamping, the time is right
There's no better Militia
Spell and weapon we'll win the fight
It's always been our destiny!
Runestaff!
It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Runestaff!
Ohh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Runestaff!
Our wood so true
Our thickness will pull us through
You enhance me and I'll sing you
Runestaff!
Gotta gotta find 'em all!
Runestaff!
It's you and me
I know you're my destiny
Runestaff!
Ohh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Runestaff!
Our wood so true
Our thickness will pull us through
You enhance me and I'll sing you
Runestaff!
Gotta gotta find 'em all!
== Pretty Elven (For a Halfling) ==
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, huh huh
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling
random Elf speak inserted here
You know its kinda hard for races to get along today
Our Halfling isn't Elven, but he thinks it anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, he makes up with his smile
So don't hate, go on that date
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse
For he knows a way, for he knows a way
So if you don't shake, and instead fake
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara
The world needs halflings
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling
He needs some cool clothes, not just any will replace
But they didn't have velvet so he bought white lace
Now walking to the portal, he sees Elves as he passes
But if he looks twice, they're going to break his tinted glasses
So don't hate, go on that date
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse
For he knows a way, for he knows a way
So if you don't shake, and instead fake
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara
The world needs Halflings
Hey, hey, do that fashionista thing!
Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah he's getting ink done
He asked for a rune, but they drew a broom
Friends say he's trying to hard and he's not quite ripped
But in his own mind he's the, he's the best stripped
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling
random Elf speak inserted here
So don't hate, go on that date
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse
For he knows a way, for he knows a way
So if you don't shake, and instead fake
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara
The world needs Halflings
The worlds loves Halflings
Let's go get some more fashionistas
Hey, hey, do that brand new Halfling!
Category: Humor