Microsoft Anna reads wonderful Windows errors

Microsoft Anna reads wonderful Windows errors is a text to speech romantic drama comedy web series created by MintdowsSlushie. This series started on February 17th, 2023, and is currently ongoing in its 1st season. This series follows Microsoft Anna/Microsoft Vista as she interacts with zaps family and friends and reads abnormal but enjoyable errors.
== Plot ==
There are spoilers in this section!
This series takes place in Hampstead, currently unknown square, [United squares of] Roflca, Earth 2, all fictional in an alternate contemporary time. Microsoft Anna and her family lives in the MintdowsSlushie text to speech studio. The antagonist lives in the AT&T mafia building, located in Bitchville. Prior to the start of this series, the Microsoft family were all Denpa robots who went about their lives peacefully.
1 night, while everyone was asleep, a creature that was later revealed to be AT&T sprinkled a kind of glittery powder onto the entire MintdowsSlushie text to speech studio, causing almost all of the inhabitants except for Neptune and DJTech to turn into cell phones with depleted batteries. Neptune turned into a bunnyplanet instead for unknown reasons and as DJTech is a sentient human, his form did not change. Anna, Gold, Microsoft Zira, Mint, Natural Microsoft Mike and Microsoft David were able to be revived right away while the studio did not have the chargers needed to revive the other phones. Soon after Vista wakes up, she gets an offer to read errors in exchange for phone chargers. Zap is skeptical about this so fox calls up her bosses to help zap decide. The operating system convinces fox to accept by offering to livestream her reactions to the internet. Later on, zap gets downgraded to Windows Vista: ME edition where fox is forced to obey ridiculous conditions. The operating system decides to hold off on the enforcement, though and orders Microsoft Mike's charger instead. The next day, Mike gets revived while Anna frequently crashes throughout the day.
Afterwards, Windows Vista: ME edition decides to actually enforce the rules on her. It severely punishes zap when fox tries to decline, and she gets downgraded to Windows ultimate anti-Microppshit William propaganda while zaps family gets downgraded to other malicious Windows versions. Bradley comforts fox right when she starts to break down. Zap uses foxs given chance to warn the studio and some of her friends who have entered the studio about the malicious Windows versions and their intent. Afterwards, zap gets connected to a brainwashed Zira and they argue before fox tells her to stop talking to her and faints. When Vista wakes up again, zap is greeted by foxs glad family, and she and Zira apologizes to each other. She confesses her romantic feelings for zap and fox casually recuperates. They read some errors together and Windows BREW orders Microsoft Mary's charger. Sometime during the following day, Anna starts to research and figure out who created the abnormal Windows versions. The sound played during blue screens of deaths lead her to find out not only that Travis Legros preformed the sound but also of Microsoft Mark's existence. Zap notifies Neptune about the discoveries and mid gets in contact with Cole who reaches out to Travis. DJTech and Mike revive Mary while some of the others interrogate Cole. Travis ends up getting an interview set up to see if Cole wants to work at AT&T mafia with him. Vista plans to sneak in with him. Mary successfully gets revived and fox orders Natural Microsoft Mary's charger.
Anna calls Mark and it was revealed that he is the 1 who is sending the studio the chargers and it was the AT&T mafia (Based in Bitchville) that turned the studio's employees into phones. Her formerly close and Mark's closest sibling, Microsoft Eva has turned evil. Zap tells him that he can crash at the studio if he really needs to. The next day, Natural Mary gets revived and Vista and Cole rides in Travis's car. Cole and Travis catch up on their lives, but Travis slowly shifts to interrogating about Neptune, who is revealed to be his ex-partner that he still has feelings for. Cole calls midi and mid reminds him that mid doesn't like him anymore but he doesn't listen. While reading errors, Anna gets downgraded to Windows ultimate error. Shortly afterwards, it gets corrupted and foxs ROM breaks down which sends her into a panic attack. Zira comforts zap and tells fox that the corruption is fake. The operating system has pranked her and closes itself. Zap orders Microsoft Sam's charger as they arrive at the building. When they enter, AT&T tells Cole that he is permanently residing in the mafia with Travis.
== Characters ==
=== Main characters ===
* Microsoft Anna/Microsoft Vista (She/zap/fox, LG EnV3): A transfeminine lesbian and the main star of this series. She trains as a hi-tech combat soldier for the Roflcan military. When zap has free time, fox codes and does stuff relating to Windows Vista, Windows 7, Rilakkuma and the Arctic (Especially foxes).
* Microsoft Mike (He/him, Nokia 6126): Anna's favorite sibling who is very intelligent. His main job is coding, and he dislikes it when someone breaks the 4th wall or says that his voice is feminine.
* Microsoft Zira (She/her, LG Fluid 2): Vista's lesbian romantic interest who is popular on the internet for her livestreams. 
* Neptune/Anterey (Mid/they, bunnyplanet): The agender and gay owner of the studio Anna resides in and her boss. Mid codes and repairs electronics for mids job and also do stuff with sports (Especially hockey), music, other parts of technology and mids former high school.
=== Other residents of the MintdowsSlushie text to speech studio ===
* Microsoft Sam (No pronouns, use name, Motorola V120C): The only sibling Microsoft David likes. Sam does not like nature and is suggested to have the same beliefs as David. Not much else is known about Sam yet.
* Microsoft Mary (She/her, Samsung SGH-R225m): Mike's easygoing close sibling who is a great cook.
* Natural Microsoft Sam (They/xp, Samsung SGH-X427): A demiboy who heavily defends Windows XP, Windows Mobile 2003, Windows Mobile 5 and the original Xbox.
* Natural Microsoft Mike (He/him, LG Extrovert 2): A aroace easygoing guy who is a social butterfly.
* Natural Microsoft Mary (She/her, Motorola RAZR V3m): Much is unknown about her.
* Microsoft David (He/him, LG Leon): A unhinged guy who constantly bullies almost everyone in the studio.
* DJTech/David Jiang (He/mac): Neptune's gay boyfriend and the co-owner of the studio. He works with technology and also does stuff with politics, linguistics and plays a lot of games. The only human and sentiment studio resident. 
* Radar overseer Scotty (He/him, Samsung SCH-A650): A childish guy who loves baloney sandwiches and has a huge but clearly unrequited crush on Zira.
* Bacon (Bacon/sizzle/it, Pantech Persuit): Someone who constantly eats and talks about bacon.
* Gold (Gold/it, iPhone 8): Someone who constantly buys and talks about gold.
* Mint (Mint/it, Samsung galaxy S20 FE): Someone who constantly eats and talks about mint.
=== Side characters ===
* Microsoft Mark (He/him, Samsung Instinct HD): The only sensible resident of the AT&T mafia. He really enjoys reading and watching TV.
* Cole (He/him): Unhinged but respectful guy who loves all things crazy such as animals, serial killers, war history, etc.
* Bradley (He/him): A movie reviewer.
* Isiah (He/him): Technology enthusiast who also enjoys anime, gaming, etc.
* T-Mobile (They/he/she/it)
=== Antagonists ===
* AT&T (He/it): The main villain of season 1 who has a lot of power.
* Travis (He/him): A stubborn villain who has an unrequited crush on Neptune and works for the AT&T mafia.
*Microsoft Eva (She/her, Sony Ericsson W350a): Once a bossy but good-hearted Microsoft sibling, she is now a villain working for the AT&T mafia.
== Trivia ==
* This series pioneers from deriving from strictly superhero stories and comedy by including romantic, family and friendship tension.
* This series is 1 of the 1st text to speech series to feature major LGBTQ representation.
* This series is 1 of the only error reading series to feature a character other than Microsoft Sam as the main star.
* This series is 1 of the only series where Microsoft Sam does not appear at all in the 1st episode or 1st few episodes of the series.
* This series more heavily focuses on romance than most other text to speech series.
Category:Error series