Dutch

Dutch is a 1991 American comedy-drama film directed by Peter Faiman and written by John Hughes.
The film stars Ed O'Neill (from the TV series "Married With Children"), JoBeth Williams (of "Poltergeist" fame) and Ethan Embry.
==Plot==
Dutch Dooley (Ed O'Neill) attends a ritzy party with his girlfriend, Natalie Standish (JoBeth Williams). He stands out terribly among the upper-class aristocrats: wearing a cheap suit and telling boorish anecdotes. Natalie's relaxed, less rigid personality also does not fit with the rest of the patrons. 
Dutch also meets Natalie's snobbish, wealthy ex-husband Reed (Christopher McDonald), who tells Natalie that he will have to break his Thanksgiving plans with their son Doyle (Ethan Embry) for an unexpected business trip to London. He also threatens to strip Natalie's custody of Doyle if she gives Reed a hard time. Dutch overhears the conversation and threatens Reed with bodily harm should he hurt Natalie.
Natalie calls Doyle at his private school in Georgia and invites him home for Thanksgiving, but Doyle rudely refuses the offer and expresses his disdain for his mother, solely blaming her for the divorce. Despite this, Dutch sees an opportunity to get to know Doyle and further his relationship with Natalie, so he offers to go to Georgia and bring Doyle back to Chicago for the holidays.
Upon arriving in Georgia, Dutch finds Doyle to be much like his father: snobbish, selfish and elitist. He welcomes Dutch by throwing a book at his face and shooting him in the groin with a BB gun, to which Dutch promises revenge. Dutch ultimately hogties Doyle to a hockey stick and carries him to the car to start on the drive back home.
The trip entails several mishaps: A fireworks show Dutch gives Doyle in an attempt to make Doyle warm up to him goes awry when one lit rocket lands in the bag and sets off all the fireworks at once. 
Later, Dutch throws Doyle out of the car and makes him walk to the next motel by himself (Doyle eventually gets even by parking Dutch's car in the path of an oncoming semi truck, which totals the car and endangers the truck driver). They also hitch a ride with two prostitutes (E.G. Daily and Ari Meyers) who steal their luggage and leave them stranded with no money.
Doyle calls his father, whom he discovers has lied about his trip to London; he instead spent the holidays with a girlfriend. Stunned by his father's betrayal and wounded by Dutch's accusation that he "hates his mother", Doyle begins to regret his callous attitude. Dutch initially gives up and wants to call Natalie for assistance, but Doyle refuses and insists on getting home on their own. 
They sneak a ride on the back of a semi truck and are assaulted by security guards at a cargo storage station; Doyle feigns insanity and pretends that voices in his head are telling him to kill the guards (They make the guards think his BB gun is a bullet-loaded firearm.), which frightens the guards enough to allow them to escape.
The two enter a restaurant, where they meet a married couple who takes them to a homeless shelter in Hammond, Indiana for the night. At the shelter, Doyle grows fond of a young girl and her family. While getting to know them, he finally realizes that he has been neglecting his mother and indeed wants to be with her for the holidays. 
The next day, the family drives Dutch and Doyle to Natalie's home where Reed is waiting. Doyle shares an emotional embrace with his mother and reveals to Reed that he knows the truth about his trip to London. Doyle decides to stay with his mother instead of going with Reed for Thanksgiving. 
An angry Reed gives Natalie only a few days to pack and leave the house which he owns. Dutch follows Reed outside as he departs and makes good on his promise to hurt Reed, putting a dent in his forehead with his pinky ring. He then demands that Reed show more respect to Natalie and become a better father to Doyle, to which a dazed Reed agrees.
The film ends with Natalie, Dutch and Doyle at the dinner table about to begin the Thanksgiving feast. Before they commence, Dutch asks Doyle to retrieve Dutch's coat, as it contains a very special gift for Natalie. 
As Doyle turns to walk away, Dutch pulls the BB gun Doyle originally shot him with and finally gets his revenge on Doyle by shooting him in the buttocks.
==Cast==
*Ed O'Neill as Dutch Dooley
*Ethan Embry as Doyle Standish
*JoBeth Williams as Natalie Standish
*Christopher McDonald as Reed Standish
*E.G. Daily as Hailey
*Ari Meyers as Brock
*L. Scott Caldwell as Homeless Woman
*Kathleen Freeman as Gritzi
*Arnold Palmer as himself
==Reception==
===Box Office===
"Dutch" opened at #10 at the box office, grossing $1,867,201 during its opening weekend. It grossed less than $5 million compared to the film's $17 million budget.
===Critical Reception===
"Dutch" received extremely poor reviews from critics, where it has a 14% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes with an average score of 3.7 out of 10 from 21 reviews.
Roger Ebert gave the film a two in a half stars rating, saying: "You've got to give John Hughes a certain amount of credit. At least when he makes a formula picture, he's following his own formula. Hughes is the poet of the colorful domestic crisis, of the movie where typical Americans do typical things in typical places while learning to be better people than they were at the beginning of the film. Hughes has written, directed and/or produced so many of these films by now that perhaps we can even forgive him for beginning to repeat himself."
Marc Savlov from the Austin Chronicle said the film was "simply a tired, predictable retread of plot snippets and hollow characters from previous Hughes productions."
==Accolades==
Young Artist Awards
*Ethan Embry: Best Young Actor Starring in a Motion Picture (won)
*Best Family Motion Picture-Comedy (nominated)
==Theatrical Trailer==
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Category:1990s films
Category:1991 films
Category:1990s comedy films
Category:American comedy-drama films
Category:American comedy films
Category:Films written by John Hughes