Dead Hand

Dead Hand is a Class 4T Cryptoid which resides in the basement of your house. It sometimes hides in the walls, but it's usually under your floorboards.Dead Hand was a Class 4T cryptoid which resided in the basement of the Pittsburg, Pennsylvania South Exit 3 Walmart. It secretly ran the company's entire Northeast branch, and was a high-level corporate Employee. The Dead Hand fed on Walmart Employees and frequently ate people who tried to quit being cogs in the capitalist machine. 
Dead Hand vanished from Walmart on January 4, 0 B.B, and has not been seen since. 
The [REDACT] have a bounty on its head of roughly 400 million USD. It has evaded all spacetime laws and is thought to have been outside of the Rick Hernia Omniverse at the time of the Final Moment.
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