Transcripts/My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale (season 1)

==Sisters Take Flight==
:Philly: [yelps] Hey, watch it! I'm flyin' here!
:Pipp Petals: [grunting, panting, angry grumbling]
:[clothes flapping]
:Pipp Petals: UGHHHH! Come on! Oooh! [singsong] Cuuuute!
:[camera clicks]
:[knock on door]
:Zipp Storm: Hurry up, Pipp. Mom wants to say a "little" goodbye.
:Pipp Petals: [muffled grunting] Ugh!
:Zipp Storm: Everything okay in there?
:Pipp Petals: [panting] Yup! Totally... fine! [growls, shouts]
:[doors open]
:[thud!]
:Pipp Petals: Whew. Hey, Zipp. Just finishing up my packing.
:[stretching]
:[click]
:[clothes flapping]
:Cloudpuff: [barks]
:Pipp Petals: Awwww, Zipp!
:[camera clicks]
:Zipp Storm: [gasps, growls]
:Cloudpuff: [barking]
:Zipp Storm: [groans] Let's go. Grab your bag.
:Pipp Petals: [clears throat] "Bag"? About that...
:Cloudpuff: [barking]
:Zipp Storm: [gasps]
:[doors opening]
:[crowd cheering]
:[parade balloon squeaking]
:Skye Silver: And here come the royalloons.
:[cheers and applause]
:[Pegasi grunting]
:Dazzle Feather: Another close call, Skye.
:Skye Silver: [sucks air through teeth] There's been a lot of those lately, Dazzle.
:Dazzle Feather: It's true. But you know what they say, Skye – progress over perfection.
:[crowd cheering]
:Dazzle Feather: [gasps] Here comes the royal family now!
:[cheers and applause]
:Zipp Storm: Huh?
:[parade balloon squeaking]
:Zipp Storm: [screams] For the record, mother, this is not a "little" goodbye!
:Queen Haven: Smile, Zephyrina. This is all for you.
:Pipp Petals: [blowing kisses] Awww!
:[foals cheering]
:[camera clicking]
:Zipp Storm: [gasps] Aah! Pipp! No pictures!
:Pipp Petals: Come on, Zipp. Just one? Don't you want to remember today?
:Foal in Zipp Mask: I love you, Zipp!
:Zipp Storm: And which part exactly would I want to remember?
:Pipp Petals: Oh, I don't know. How about the loving send-off from your mother? The queen?
:Queen Haven: Enough! Zephyrina, you are the future queen! Now sit up straight and wave!
:Pipp Petals: [sighs]
:Sunny Starscout: Look! There they are! Hi, Zipp! Hi, Pipp!
:[Pegasus foals screaming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Are those Pegasi crying?
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] I know exactly how Pipp and Zipp feel right now.
:[unicorns cheering]
:Izzy Moonbow: [blowing kisses]
:[off-key kazoo]
:Izzy Moonbow: I remember it like it was yesterday.
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, Izzy? That was yesterday.
:Izzy Moonbow: Was it? Oh. Ooh, look! The queen!
:Queen Haven: It seems like only yesterday my daughters were adorable little fillies. But look at them now.
:Pipp Petals: [blowing kisses]
:Queen Haven: All grown up. [tearing up] Leaving me. [clears throat] And to celebrate their new adventure together, I now present...
:[crowd cheering]
:[cameras clicking]
:[Pegasi gasping, screaming]
:[crowd gasps]
:[Pegasi screaming]
:[boom!]
:[whoosh!]
:[crowd gasps]
:Pegasus Stallion: Huh? [screams]
:Pipp Petals: Yikes! Huh?
:Pegasus Mare: [screaming]
:Thunder Flap: [screaming] Oof!
:[crowd gasps]
:Thunder Flap: [whimpers]
:Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Queen Haven: [gasp]
:Queen Haven: [sighs] As I was saying...
:[air hissing]
:Thunder Flap: Huh?
:Queen Haven: ...may I now present "Sisters Take—"
:[boom!]
:[whoosh!]
:Queen Haven: ..."Flight".
:[beat]
:All: [laughing]
:[applause]
:[camera clicks]
:Pipp Petals: Zipp, aren't you gonna miss Zephyr Heights? Even a teeny bit?
:Zipp Storm: I don't know. But I know I'm ready for a new adventure. You know, together. [chuckles]
:Pipp Petals: Yeah, me, too. All we really need is each other.
:[shimmering sound]
:Thunder Flap: All you need is each other? Then what's in the bags?!
:Cloudpuff: [barks]
==A Home to Share==
:Sunny Starscout: Welcome to the home of our dreams!
:[loud stomping]
:[booming]
:[shatter!]
:[roaring]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [nervous laugh, whispering] Cool it, McSnipsalot.
:[snip!]
:Sunny Starscout: Forget the model. We're going to make the real Crystal Brighthouse perfect!
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps, squeals] Then we can spend every minute of every day together for the rest of our lives!
:Zipp Storm: [nervous laugh] What?
:Pipp Petals: It's going to be [singsong] iiiicooooniiiic-kuh!
:Hitch Trailblazer: And I'm gonna teach this little fella how to build a shelf! You know, I'm actually pretty hoovesy.
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ooh, whoops.
:Sunny Starscout: There's a lot to get done, but we can do anything if we work together. Now, I think if we just—
:[stampeding]
:Sunny Starscout: Enthusiasm! I like it! [giggles] Wait up, roomies!
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps]
:Pipp Petals: Hello, Pippsqueaks! And welcome to the ultimate D.I.Y. home makeoveeeer!
:[Mane 5]
::Just a little touch-up
::Just a little paint
::And we'll be done in no time
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, this is looking great!
:[Mane 5]
::'Cause they say many hooves
::And the work gets lighter
::And working with your friends
::Will make the whole day brighter
::Gonna work, work, work
::Got so much to do
::Well, I don't mind the work
::'Cause I get to work with you
::Gonna work, work, work
::Make our dreams come true
::'Cause when we work together
::There's nothing we, nothing we can't do
:[Pipp Petals]
::[rapping] I found the perfect color
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::[rapping] Yeah, and you know that I measure right
:[Zipp Storm]
::[rapping] 'Cause we'll be done in no time
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::[rapping] And we'll make this place a delight
:[Mane 5]
::'Cause they say there is magic
::In every pony
::And when I need a hoof
::I've got you there beside me
::Gonna work, work, work...
:[song continues under]
:Pipp Petals: This blank canvas is getting the royal treatment! Big dreams for such a tiny little house!
:Sunny Starscout: Hey!
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughs] It needs more! More!
:[splatting]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [yelping]
:Pipp Petals: [singsong] Fan art! [normally] Hey!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, ponies? I think we're losing focus here!
:Hitch Trailblazer: McSnipsalot!
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:Izzy Moonbow: Multitasking!
:Pipp Petals: Design hack! Feature wall!
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:Zipp Storm: [screaming]
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: [panting] How... much... further?!
:Izzy Moonbow: What about my automatic breakfast butler bot?
:[cranking]
:[ding!]
:[smack!]
:Zipp Storm: Help!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Help!
:Pipp Petals: My ice sculpture's melting!
:Izzy Moonbow: Glitter! Glitter! Glitter! Glitter! [singsong] Glitter!
:Sunny Starscout: Oh. That's actually quite nice.
:Izzy Moonbow: Glitter! Glitter! Glitter!
:Sunny Starscout: Ugh...
:Hitch Trailblazer: I can't get it straight!
:Izzy Moonbow: What about the breakfast bot?!
:Zipp Storm: Can someone get me down?
:Sunny Starscout: Ponies!
:[smack!]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps] No!
:[screams, chaotic sounds]
:[door slams]
:[shimmering]
:Sunny Starscout: I don't understand. I thought working together would be easy, but it turns out it's super messy.
:[paper flapping]
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs] I wish you were here. You always knew how to bring out the best in me. And right now, I really need my best. Wait. Maybe that's what my friends need me to do – to bring them together to bring out their best! [kisses] Thanks, dad.
:[door opens]
:[screaming, laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, everypony! Just stop!
:[silence]
:[thud]
:Sunny Starscout: Look, I love how much energy you're bringing to this. But this is supposed to bring us together, not pull us apart. And right now...
:[whirring]
:[sloop!]
:[thud!]
:[bird chirps]
:Zipp Storm: It's a mess.
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, I-I-I didn't want to say anything.
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'm in way over my head!
:Pipp Petals: This is a total makeover fail!
:Sunny Starscout: It's not a fail. It's a... work-in-progress. Come on, everypony. We can do this... together!
:Pipp Petals: Say "besties"!
:[camera clicks]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps, sighs]
:Sunny Starscout: Whew.
:Sunny Starscout: It's even better than I imagined.
:[loud pounding]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Leave it, McSnipsalot!
:[faster loud pounding]
==Zipp Gets Her Wings==
:[whooshing]
:[boom!]
:Pipp Petals: That's all, Zippsters! [singsong] Like and subscriiiiibe!
:Zipp Storm: Stop trying to make "Zippsters" happen, Pipp! I don't want followers!
:Sunny Starscout: And that's two pineapple punch smoothies with extra... nothing? Huh. Sorry, everypony. My fruit delivery was supposed to get here hours ago.
:Izzy Moonbow: I mean, you know what they say – a late delivery is probably a safe one.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
:Sunny Starscout: Huh?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]
:[ponies yelling]
:[crash!]
:Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow: [scream]
:[splat!]
:Fifi: [groans, clears throat] Fifi's Flying Fruit Smoothies Smooth Fruit Delivery Service! Where every delivery is... smooth.
:Earth Pony: [yelps, grunts]
:Zipp Storm: [laughs] Whoa. Somepony really needs to teach these Pegasi how to fly. [laughs]
:Mane 5 sans Zipp Storm: Ahhhh...
:Zipp Storm: Oh. No-no-no-no-no! There's no way I would ever...
:Zipp Storm: [reading unenthusiastically] "Welcome to W-I-N-G-S. The Wonderful Institute of No-Gravity Skywalking"?
:Pipp Petals: It means flight school.
:Zipp Storm: It's really more of a one-off training day.
:Zoom Zephyrwing: I was told it's an academy.
:Fifi: Uh, is this the University of Flying?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [chuckles] Huh?
:Zipp Storm: Ugh, whatever. Let's just get started. Who can tell me how to do a double roulette twist?
:Windy: Oh! I know about flapping!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, Zipp?
:Zipp Storm: What is it?
:Windy: Oh, it's when you move your wings up and down over and—
:Zipp Storm: Not you, Windy.
:Sunny Starscout: Maybe you start with something simpler. Like an obstacle course?
:Zipp Storm: Obstacle course? I don't have an—
:Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaa!
:Zipp Storm: What?! Where did that come from?!
:Pipp Petals: Over to you, captain.
:Zipp Storm: I'm not a capta—! ...Fine. Everyone, watch carefully.
:[whooshing]
:Zipp Storm: Easy. Now, who wants to go first?
:[creak]
:Thunder Flap: Huh? Uh... [whimpers]
:Zipp Storm: All right. You're up, Thunder.
:Thunder Flap: Uh... [grunts]
:[crash!]
:Thunder Flap: [groans]
:Zipp Storm: This is gonna be a loooong day.
:Windy: Aah! Daisies!
:[zip!]
:Windy: My greatest fear!
:Zipp Storm: Okaaaay... Next?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoo-hoo!
:[clang!]
:Fifi: Aah!
:[crash!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [groans]
:[montage music]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: [grunting]
:[whooshing]
:Fifi: Ugh!
:[crash!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [groans]
:Windy: [screaming]
:Zoom Zephyrwing and Thunder Flap: [groan]
:Pegasi: [groaning]
:Zipp Storm: Well, I'm sure you all enjoyed that more than I did. Good luck.
:Zipp Storm: Huh.
:Pegasus Foal: [giggling] Whoa!
:Pegasus Mother: [gasps] Yay!
:Young Zipp Storm: [giggling] Aah! Ugh! [whines]
:Queen Haven: Come on, Zephyrina. Don't give up.
:Young Zipp Storm: [grunting] Hah!
:Queen Haven: [echoing] Don't give up!
:Izzy Moonbow: [whispering] Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up.
:Zipp Storm: Thanks, Izzy.
:Fifi: [groans]
:Windy: [sighs]
:Zipp Storm: All right!
:Fifi and Windy: Huh?
:Zipp Storm: Listen up! I'm gonna get you flying if it's the last thing I do! [clears throat] Before five. Day ends at five.
:Pegasi: [laughing and cheering]
:[montage music]
:[whooshing]
:Thunder Flap: Aah! [grunting]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: [nervous laughing]
:[whooshing]
:[crash!]
:Fifi: Huh?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [groans, sighs]
:Izzy Moonbow: [as sockpuppet] "I'm Windy! Come on, daisy! Let's be friends!" [laughs]
:Windy: [nervous whimper]
:[whooshing]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: [laughs]
:Fifi: [grunts, laughs]
:Windy: [gasps]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo!
:Windy: Oh! [gasps]
:Izzy Moonbow and Windy: [laugh]
:[zoom!]
:Zipp Storm: Cadets! This morning, you looked like a bunch of Earth ponies with wings taped to your back!
:Fifi: Awww...
:Zipp Storm: But now you're captains of the sky!
:Fifi: Ooh!
:Zipp Storm: You may now throw your hats.
:Pegasi: [cheer]
:Delivery Pegasus: Aah!
:[crash!]
:[splat!]
:Pipp Petals: Huh?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [groans]
:Pegasi: [laugh]
:Sunny Starscout: Zipp, that was amazing. You're a natural.
:Zipp Storm: I suppose it was kind of fun. You know, maybe I'll run that flight school after all... when crabs fly!
:Sunny Starscout and Zipp Storm: [laughing]
==Nightmare Roommate==
:[whoosh]
:Zipp Storm: [snoring]
:Pipp Petals: [sighs, giggles] Hmm? [screams] Wake up! Wake up! Ghooooost!
:Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: [scream]
:Pipp Petals: No-no-no-no-no!
:Zipp Storm: [scream]
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [screaming]
:Zipp Storm: [panting]
:Sunny Starscout: Hey! Hold on!
:[light switch clicks]
:Zipp Storm: [gasps, laughs] Easy, ponies. It's a bedsheet.
:Izzy Moonbow: [smacking lips]
:Pipp Petals: Yeah, my bedsheet! Thanks, Izzy! I am, like, soooo super-traumatized right now. I'll be lucky to get any sleep.
:Sunny Starscout: [yawns] Just shut your eyes, count Pega-sheep, and...
:Izzy Moonbow: [snoring] Glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter... Yes, yeah, glitter... Yes, glitter... Glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter...
:Zipp Storm: [groans]
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, glitter...
:[rooster crows]
:Izzy Moonbow: [vocalizing]
::This is how a unicorn sings
::First thing in the moooorniiiing!
::[continues vocalizing]
:[spraying]
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah! [continues vocalizing] Ooh! [continues vocalizing] Oh! [humming] Mmmm! [continues vocalizing] Yes!
:[camera clicking]
:Izzy Moonbow: [continues vocalizing] Oh! [continues vocalizing] Morning! Don't you just love waking up to a new morning? It is just so new and [singsong] morning-y! [continues vocalizing]
:Zipp Storm: Waking up? We didn't sleep!
:Pipp Petals: Uh, was that my tiara?
:[fizzle]
:Pipp Petals: Ugh.
:Zipp Storm: Everything's ruined!
:Pipp Petals: Sunny, you have to do something! Izzy's becoming a total nightmare roommate!
:Izzy Moonbow: [continues vocalizing]
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Sunny Starscout: They're probably just cranky 'cause they didn't get much— ...any sleep, and... Where's my toothbrush?
:[door opens]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, Sunny! Love your ear cleaner!
:[electric toothbrush whirring]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, yeah! Mmm! Uh-huh! Yeah, my ears have never been so minty fresh! [giggles]
:[door closes]
:Sunny Starscout: Okay! Something's gotta be done!
:Sunny Starscout: But confronting Izzy is just too awkward and embarrassing. Ooh! Let's ask Hitch! He'll know what to do!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Huh... Hah! Whoa!
:[beat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh... [nervous chuckle] Whoa! [sighs]
:[thud]
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [gasp]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Well, it sounds to me like you just need to be honest with Izzy. As a pony of the law, I can tell you – honesty is always the best policy.
:Rufus: Hey! Keep it down, will ya?! I'm tryin' to get some peace in here!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hold on one second.
:Rufus: Aw. Oh, this is lovely. [sips] My favorite! Thanks, Hitch. Uh, sorry I bothered ya.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Of course, sometimes a thoughtful gift can work wonders.
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: Ahhh!
:Izzy Moonbow: You guys got me... a box?! I love it! Best gift ever!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, Izzy? The gift is inside the box?
:Izzy Moonbow: Ohhh! [laughs] Uh-huh... Hmm... Huh.
:Sunny Starscout: Your own stuff! So you don't need to use ours anymore!
:Izzy Moonbow: [nervous laugh]
:Zipp Storm: 'Cause it was getting kinda annoying. Hey, honesty is the best policy, right?
:[clock ticking]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah! Well, in that case... I don't really like these presents!
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: Huh?
:Izzy Moonbow: Honesty! I was just taking...
:Izzy Moonbow: [narrating] ...selfies of my breakfast like Pipp, doing my hair like Zipp...
:Izzy Moonbow: ...scrubbing my ears like Sunny! I've never lived with best friends before. I was just trying to fit in with you all.
:Zipp Storm: Huh.
:Pipp Petals: Huh.
:Sunny Starscout: We should've been honest from the start. Izzy, you don't need to try and fit in.
:Zipp Storm: You're already perfect as you are.
:[shimmering sounds]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, great! 'Cause trying to fit in is... so exhausting... I'm just gonna... [snoring]
:Sunny Starscout: We can work on that.
==Welcome to Mane Melody==
:[doorbell rings]
:[pop]
:[tense music]
:Pipp Petals: WHAT?!
:[beat]
:Pipp Petals: What... a... [gulps] ...lovely review. Heh. Thank you... so much... Posey.
:[door opens]
:[door closes]
:Pipp Petals: So, [singsong] who is neeeeext?
:[door opens]
:[spaghetti western music]
:[ponies gasp]
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: I am.
:Random Pony 1: Is that her? It is!
:Random Pony 2: She shut down five salons!
:Random Pony 3: I heard she gives the worst reviews!
:[zip!]
:[wind whistles]
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: So you're the new stylist in town?
:Pipp Petals: That's me! Welcome to [singsong] Maaaaane Meeeeelo—
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: [laughs] We'll see about that.
:Pipp Petals: [gulps]
:Pipp Petals: Sooooo... [clears throat] um, what can I... do for you?
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: Surprise me. You know, this place used to be a restaurant until I reviewed it. "Free all-you-can-eat pizza"? Puh-lease!
:Pipp Petals: Uhhhhh... yeah.
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: Before that, it was Fancy Filly Fashion Boutique, Painting Palomino's Pottery Cafe...
:[razor buzzing]
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: ...oh, and a salon actually. "Hair Today"? More like "Out of Business Tomorrow"!
:[buzz!]
:Pipp Petals: [deep gasp]
:[dramatic musical sting]
:Pipp Petals: [whimpers]
:[zip!]
:[door opens]
:[zip!]
:Jazz Hooves: Hey!
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: Oh! Oh, good. Now there's food on my face.
:Sunny Starscout: They're fruit! And very good for all those wrinkles!
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: Huh?!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh...
:Pipp Petals: [crying]
:Zipp Storm: Pipp! There you are. You have to come back inside.
:Pipp Petals: I can't! You saw what happened! I took a huge chunk out of her mane! [sarcastically] Who's the style icon now?
:[smack!]
:Zipp Storm: You are. Always have been. Always will be. So you shaved one bald spot. Big whoop. See all that confidence and swagger?
:Unicorn 1: [squeals]
:Zipp Storm: You brought that to Maretime Bay. You did that.
:Pipp Petals: I did?
:Pegasus: Hey, nice new 'do, Posey!
:Zipp Storm: I did!
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: ...Then there was the Museum of Unnatural Hoofstory, the twenty-four-hour tram-pony-line park, the golden tree of knowledge...
:Sunny Starscout: [whimpering, halfhearted vocalizing]
:[door opens]
:[ponies gasp]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps, laughs]
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: It's... It's... It's... exactly the same!
:[spaghetti western music]
:Phyllis Cloverleaf: Just the way I like it!
:[pop]
:[ponies gasp]
:[door opens]
:[door closes]
:[ponies cheer]
:Zipp Storm: You the style icon! Whoo!
:Sunny Starscout: That was amazing, Pipp! I knew you could do it!
:Pipp Petals: [sighs] Thanks for covering for me, Sunny. And thanks for always being there for me, Zipp. You're the best sister ever— [deep gasp] Really?! You never let me style your mane!
:Zipp Storm: ["I-don't-know" sound]
:Pipp Petals: Oh, my pony! I always thought you'd look amazing with a pony perm! Or, like, okay, a manehawk! Or maybe in a different color! Okay, okay! How do you feel about bangs?
==The Unboxing of Izzy==
:Hitch Trailblazer: Get ready for the ultimate... Maretime Bay tour!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yay!
:Zipp Storm: I can't wait!
:Pipp Petals: I love tours!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! I'm gonna see this! And I'm gonna see that! And I'm gonna see—!
:[clanking and whirring]
:Izzy Moonbow: [yells]
:Random Pony 1: [screams]
:Izzy Moonbow: ...total darkness?
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: Izzy!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I thought all the unicorn traps were disabled. Note to self – check traps for—
:Sunny Starscout: Hitch! A little help here?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm. [humming, chuckles]
:[click]
:[buzz]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm.
:[clicking, buzzing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [grunts] The release button isn't working!
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps] Then how are we gonna get her out?!
:Izzy Moonbow: I'm fine. This'll be fun. [gasps] I've never been a box before.
:Hitch Trailblazer: But I planned the tour with stops I knew each of you would love. Izzy can't do a tour in a box.
:Izzy Moonbow: Oooh! You just gave me an idea!
:[shimmering sounds]
:[rumbling]
:Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Is it levitating? Did I do it? Am I a levitating box?
:Hitch Trailblazer: This is ridiculous. You can't even see!
:Izzy Moonbow: But I can use my imaaaaaginaaaaatiooooon!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [growls] Tour's cancelled!
:[record scratch]
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [gasp] Huh?
:Sunny Starscout: Wait! Hitch! Look!
:[rope whips]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] Okay, fine. Right this way! Our tour begins with the Maretime Bay town square!
:[upbeat montage music]
:[crashing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoa!
:Random Pony 2: [screams]
:Random Pony 1: [screaming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gulps]
:Jazz Hooves: Hey!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hey! Huh?
:Pipp Petals: [giggles]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [growls]
:[ponies whooping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs] Huh?
:Zipp Storm: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: [laughs, gasps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [growls]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [unenthused] Last stop... The beach.
:Rest of Mane 5: [sounds of awe]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I thought you'd love this, Izzy.
:Izzy Moonbow: I do love it, Hitch! My favorite place in all of Maretime Bay! We're looking at a parking meter, right? Oh, I love those things.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [groans] That is it! We have to get Izzy out of there now! [yells, grunting]
:[metallic rattling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [babbling, grunting] Will nothing open this adorable cube prison?!
:Izzy Moonbow: Don't you ever give up, Hitch! We just gotta think! Me and you! Pony and box!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm...
:Hitch Trailblazer and Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm...
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles]
:Hitch Trailblazer and Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm...
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [gasp] Izzy!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: [yells] This is amazing! Whooooo! Whoo-hoo!
:[thud!]
:[crack]
:[splash!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: You have got to be kidding me.
:[splash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: My perfect tour... ruined!
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey there, Hitchy-poo. What's wrong, buddy?
:Hitch Trailblazer: This tour was supposed to show you that Maretime Bay is an amazing place to live.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hitch, mission accomplished!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
:Izzy Moonbow: We just had a blast! And it's all thanks to you!
:Pipp Petals: Yeah, I've always wanted to see the Houvre. It's, like, a totally famous museum.
:Zipp Storm: And how cool was that ropes course? I'm definitely going to check that out.
:Hitch Trailblazer: So... you all like Maretime Bay?
:Pipp Petals: We love it!
:Zipp Storm: I feel more at home now.
:Izzy Moonbow: Best tour I've ever been on. Seriously.
:Sunny Starscout: See, Hitch? When something doesn't go to plan, you just have to... wait for it... think outside the box! [laughs]
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughs] That is so funny! 'Cause I'm inside a box.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs, gasps] "Outside the box"! [grunting] Aha!
:[click]
:[clanking]
:Izzy Moonbow: I'm a unicorn again! We made some good memories though, didn't we, box? Now I can take the real tour!
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Right this way, and you'll see—
:[clanking]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [yells]
:[metallic thudding]
:Hitch Trailblazer: UGHHHH!
==Clip Trot==
:[Singer]
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
::Kick up your paws and slide to the right
::Shake your tail now side-to-side
::Do a little dip and bring it up quick
:Pipp Petals: [deep gasp] Ponies!
:[doors open]
:Pipp Petals: Have you seen this ClipTrot? It... is... so... awe... sooooome!
:[beat]
:Pipp Petals: It's the Hip-Hop Bunny Bop! The new dance craze? It's only got, like, a million hooftaps!
:Izzy Moonbow: A million hooftaps? Surely you only need four. Dah-dah-doo, dah-dah-dee!
:[beat]
:Izzy Moonbow: [nervous laugh] Okay, you're a tough crowd.
:Pipp Petals: We have to try it! [squeals] My Pippsqueaks will be expecting it! Aaaaand five, six, seven, eight!
:Sunny Starscout: Just listen to the beat, feel the rhythm, and most importantly, be yourself.
:["Do the Bunny Hip Hop" playing]
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughing]
:Zipp Storm: [chuckles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoo! Hitch has got it! Uh-huh!
:Mane 5 sans Pipp: [laughing]
:Pipp Petals: No, no, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Cut! Stop! Stop it!
:Zipp Storm: [grunting] Yeah! Upload that!
:Pipp Petals: I cannot upload that! That was nothing like the bunnies! Watch. It goes like this.
:[Singer]
::Time to get fluffy
::I said it's time to get fluffy
::Here we go now, here we go
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
:[song continues under]
:Zipp Storm: Oh, uh, is that the time? Gotta do that thing I was telling you about. Sunny? You remember? That "thing"?
:[zip!]
:Sunny Starscout: Um, uh, yeah! That "thing"! Wasn't I supposed to help you?
:[zip!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Me, too!
:[zip!]
:[beat]
:Izzy Moonbow: Aaaaaaaaand... yeah, I can't think of an excuse. Gotta go!
:[zip!]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps]
:Pipp Petals: Hey, Jazzy-babe! Loving that hooficure! Cuuuute!
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, wow, thanks! I just—
:Pipp Petals: So I could totally use your help on some, like, amazing content! Aaaaand five, six, seven, eight!
::Come on, ponies
::Show me what you got
::I said show me what you got
::Here we go now, here we go
:Yeah! [rhythmic grunting] Who needs those ponies? Not me! I'll! Just! Do! It! My! Seeeelf! [panting] What do you think, Jazz?
:Jazz Hooves: Uh, I mean, it's great, but—
:Posey Bloom: That's soooo last week! What? [laughs] Have you been living in a cave?
:[thunder]
:Hitch Trailblazer: We're not lost! We're just slowing down! Living life unplugged!
:[phone beeping]
:Pipp Petals: No Canternet?! UGH!
:Pipp Petals: So no one does the Hip-Hop Bunny Bop anymore?
:Posey Bloom: Nope. We're waiting for the next big thing.
:Pipp Petals: The next big thing, huh? Hmmm...
:[phone beeping]
:Jazz Hooves: Hmmm. That really is gonna be the next big thing. Explode it!
:Pipp Petals: [grunts] Psssh! Aaaaand... upload!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Do a little dip and bring it up quick
::Trot to it now, let me see you twist
::Look at you glow, look at you shine
::Show me that spark, everypony unite
:Rocky Riff: Now that is fire! Hooftap!
:[beeping]
:[Pipp Petals]
::It's the pony hip hop
::It's the pony hip hop
:McSnipsalot: [growls]
:[Pipp Petals]
::Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony
::Everypony everywhere
::Trot to the beat, you can feel it in the air
::Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony
::Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony
:Queen Haven: [singsong] Hooftap!
:Flare: Hooftap!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Everypony everywhere
::Sparkle and shine, show that you care
:[beeping]
:Izzy Moonbow: We... look... amazing!
:Sunny Starscout: I've never seen so many hooftaps! I bet everypony in Equestria has seen this!
:Seashell: 'Kay, Pippsqueaks! You be Sunny, you be Izzy, and I will be [vocalizing] Piiiiiiiiiipp!
:[foals giggling]
:Pipp Petals: Or...
:[foals gasp]
:Pipp Petals: ...how about you just be yourselves?
:[foals giggling]
:Pipp Petals: Yeah! That's it! You got it!
:Izzy Moonbow: [imitating dance beat, scatting] 'Kay, is anypony getting this? 'Cause I'm an icon! Oooh! Ah, oooh! Izzy, Izzy! Izzy, Izzy! Make it work!
==Foal Me Once==
:[whoosh!]
:[funky music]
:Fifi: [gasps]
:[ponies gasp]
:Fifi: Huh?
:Hitch Trailblazer: What seems to be the problem, neighbor? [gasps]
:[camera clicking]
:[chalk scraping]
:[glass clinking]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'll get to the bottom of this.
:[bunnycorn 7153 yipping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Not now, bunnycorns. The only thing I'm hungry for... is justice!
:[whoosh!]
:[bunnycorns whine]
:[doors open]
:[phones ringing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Huh? Sheriff's station. You got Hitch.
:Sunny Starscout: [muffled] Hitch! All the fruit! It's gone!
:[phone rings]
:Hitch Trailblazer: What? Hang on, Sunny. This is Hitch.
:Rufus: [muffled] They're gone! All gone!
:Hitch Trailblazer: What's gone? Are you there?
:[phone rings]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hitch here!
:Posey Bloom: [muffled] Are you listening?! Paintings on the wall!
:[phone rings]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Yikes! Be right with you! Hello?
:Rufus: [muffled sobbing]
:[phone rings]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hello?!
:[phones ringing]
:[muffled voices]
:[door opens]
:Zipp Storm: Hitch! Is this a good time?
:[muffled voices]
:Zipp Storm: You seem to be a little... tied up. [snickers] You really should find a new deputy.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [grunting] I've got this under control, Zipp. [grunting] Aah!
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Anyway, [dramatically] I work alone! There's only one perfectly groomed sheriff capable of handling it all – me! Crime waits for nopony!
:[doors open]
:[critters yip]
:[whoosh!]
:[critters whine]
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::[rapping]
::Things have gone missin' from all over town
::I gotta inspect, gotta write things down
::Hitch is closin' in with his well-groomed face
::Just a few more steps and I'll close this case
::Time to catch this devious colt or mare
::A mastermind's behind this, but who? And where?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hitch knew this was the work of a genius criminal mastermind. But somehow, some way, he would connect the dots. Uh, strings. [coughing] I'd arrest somepony for a super-citrus smoothie right now.
:[beat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa. That's convenient. I don't remember picking this up. [sips] Straaaaange. Delicious, but straaaaange.
:[Kenneth clears throat, screams]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [yawns] Look out, crime! Hitch is comin' for ya!
:[creak]
:[thud!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Smoothie cups? Sunglasses? The missing painting?! [gasps] Am I the criminal mastermind?!
:[door opens]
:Zipp Storm: Hey, Hitch! I came to— Huh.
:[harmonica playing]
:Zipp Storm: Huh? Uhhh, whatcha doin'... in there... buddy?
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'm all washed up, Zipp. Here. Take the keys. Find a new sheriff. [dramatically] Something caused Hitch to snap. He had gone down a dark road.
:Zipp Storm: Um, Hitch? These are all your favorite things. This smells like a setup and... [sniffs] ...super citrus smoothie?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [sipping] Huh? [screams]
:[splat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [yelps] Uh, you might be onto something. [grunting, pants] Um, Zipp? A little help?
:Zipp Storm: Ohhhh, so you do need help?
:Hitch Trailblazer: You're right, Zipp. Maybe I do need a new deputy.
:Zipp Storm: Good idea. Now go get 'em, sheriff!
:[click]
:Hitch Trailblazer: You had me running all over town. But now I finally got you.
:[bunnycorn 7153 yips]
:Hitch Trailblazer: What do you have to say for yourselves?
:[bunnycorn 7153 yips]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wait. Did you steal those things for me?
:[critters yipping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Well, I'm flattered, but you can't go around taking things. You've broken a dozen laws, not to mention health code violations. Go return everything!
:[funky music]
:Posey Bloom: Hmmm... [laughs]
:Sunny Starscout: Huh? Ah! Huh?
:[racoonicorns whistling]
:[critters yipping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'm sorry for ignoring you. But you did the crime, and now you gotta do the time.
:[critters gasp]
:[camera clicks]
==It's T.U.E.S. Day==
:Izzy Moonbow: [vocalizing, scatting] It's T.U.E.S. Day! Woo-hoo! Uni-kah! Uni-koh! Uni-fah! Uni-foh! Uni-mee! Uni-gooooooh! [squeals]
:[beat]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh... No, Izzy. It's Thursday. Aah! And I'm late to open the smoothie cart!
:[zip!]
:Zipp Storm: Ugh! The Pegasus marathon already started!
:Pipp Petals: Mane Melody can't open without the "mane" attraction!
:Izzy Moonbow: No, it's T.U.E.S. Day. T.U.E.S.! The Unicorn Expression of Sparkle Day! A special day for everyunicorn—
:[doors close]
:Izzy Moonbow: ...and their friends. [sighs] I miss Bridlewood. Earth ponies and Pegasi are great and all, but it'd be nice to make another unicorn friend. [gasps] "Make" a unicorn friend!
:[clattering]
:[thudding]
:[sawing]
:[hammering]
:[rip!]
:[clanking]
:[soldering sounds]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] It's beautiful. And it's alive! And I shall call you... Señor Butterscotch! [affected voice] Hello, Izzy! It's me, your favorite unicorn pal! [normally] Woo-hoo! Hi, Señor Butterscotch! Do you, uh, want to celebrate T.U.E.S. Day with me? [affected voice] Let the festivities commence! [normally] Uni-kah! [affected voice] Uni-koh! [normally] Uni-fah! [affected voice] Uni-foh!
:[upbeat music]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling, deep laughter]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps]
:[tense music]
:Optimare Prime: Trotformers, roll out!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah! [giggling]
:Posey Bloom: [growling]
:Optimare Prime: Autobucks, transform!
:Posey Bloom: Aah!
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]
:[thud]
:Posey Bloom: [groans]
:[upbeat music]
:[splat]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hmmm.
:[creak]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screams, blows whistle]
:[blender whirring]
:Izzy Moonbow: [affected voice] Two strawberry sunshines, please.
:Sunny Starscout: Coming right up, sir— Aah! [nervous laugh] E-Everything okay, Izzy? Who's your, um... Who's this?
:Izzy Moonbow: This is Señor Butterscotch! He's my new unicorn friend!
:Sunny Starscout: [nervously] Hello, Señor... Butterscotch.
:Izzy Moonbow: Thanks, Sunny! Happy T.U.E.S. Day!
:Sunny Starscout: [chuckles] I told you. It's Thursday today, not Tu— Ohhhhh! T.U.E.S. Day!
:[clattering]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Anypony think Izzy is acting a bit strange?
:Zipp Storm: [laughs] Yeah. I was flying and thought I saw her with a huge unicorn made of junk.
:Pipp Petals: Yup, that was real. Jazz gave them both hooficures.
:Sunny Starscout: See? Today isn't Tuesday!
:Pipp Petals: Yeah, Sunny. We know.
:Zipp Storm: I think she's losing it, too. How many hooves am I holding up?
:Sunny Starscout: No, today isn't Tuesday. It's T.U.E.S. Day! The Unicorn Expression of Sparkle Day! I can't believe I forgot! It's a special day for unicorns to celebrate friendship!
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting]
:[clunk]
:Izzy Moonbow: Sorry, Señor Butterscotch. I should not have had all that pasta. [groans] We had a fun day, Señor B. But it just doesn't feel like T.U.E.S. Day without my f— Aah!
:[thud]
:Rest of Mane 5: Happy T.U.E.S. Day! Uni-kah! Uni-koh! Uni-fah! Uni-foh! Uni-gooooooh!
:Izzy Moonbow: Awww! You ponies remembered? Oh, did you just pretended to forget?
:[beat]
:Sunny Starscout: Well... no. We forgot. We're all still learning about everypony's special days, and I guess we need to try a bit harder.
:Pipp Petals: We're sorry, Izzy.
:Zipp Storm: We thought you lost it.
:Hitch Trailblazer: We'll do better. I promise.
:Sunny Starscout: But we were thinking. Maybe there's still time to do our own T.U.E.S. Day. All together?
:Izzy Moonbow: Are you kidding?! I had a whole day of fun, and now I get to do it all again with you ponies?! Whoo! This is the best T.U.E.S. Day ever!
:[upbeat music]
:[creaking]
:[doors close]
==Sunny-Day Dinners==
:Sunny Starscout: And... perfect! Breakfast of champions! Everypony needs a hearty meal before a busy day. Ponies! Family breakfast!
:Zipp Storm: Sorry, Sunny! Gotta rush!
:[zip!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [scatting, chomps] Mmmm! Good pancakes, Sunny!
:Sunny Starscout: Yuck.
:Izzy Moonbow: [scatting]
:[door opens]
:Hitch Trailblazer: They're doing it again with the garden tools!
:[racoonicorns growling]
:Sunny Starscout: You can't deal with that on an empty stomach.
:Hitch Trailblazer: There's no time!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh... good luck!
:[phone buzzes]
:[phone chimes]
:Pipp Petals: [grunting] Excuse me. Oh! Sorry! Excusez-moi! [groans] Can't believe I missed your pancakes this morning, Sunny! But Mane Melody is totes slammed. Okay, later, bye! [blows kiss]
:Sunny Starscout: Laters. Everyone is so busy. It feels like we're drifting apart.
:Sunny Starscout: Turn it aro— A-ha! There we go! Hey, ponies! I know everypony's got a lot going on. But we can't forget to make time for each other. Who's up for a hike to Prancing Point? Don't forget!
:[phone beeping]
:Izzy Moonbow: [yells]
:[wind whistles]
:Sunny Starscout: Ugh! They forgot!
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, forgot what?
:Sunny Starscout: Whew! I thought nopony was coming! Aw, you're the only one who remembered, Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: Remembered? Oh! Yes! Totally! Nothing slips out of this brain! [laughs nervously] Nope! Did... Did not forget! Nooooo way! [laughs nervously]
:Sunny Starscout: And you brought a trailer full of rocks on the hike?
:Izzy Moonbow: Uhhhh... [sighs] They're gemstones. And okay. I did forget! But I'm here now.
:Sunny Starscout: That's all that matters. Prancing Point, here we come!
:[poppy montage music]
:[montage music turns ominous]
:Izzy Moonbow: [nervous sound]
:[growl-like noises]
:Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow: Aah! [screaming]
:Zipp Storm: [gasps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]
:[razor buzzing]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, and Pipp Petals: No! The hike!
:[doors open]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sunny, w-we're... We're so sorry! Sunny? SUNNY!
:Pipp Petals: Izzy's not here either! Maybe they're together?
:Zipp Storm: Let's hope so. It's getting late, and they should've been back ages ago. Something's not right.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [hyperventilating]
:Pipp Petals: Don't worry, Hitch. We're, like totally gonna find them.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [hyperventilating]
:Zipp Storm: Izzy!
:Hitch Trailblazer: SUNNY!
:Zipp Storm: Sunny!
:[8-bit music]
:[crack]
:Sunny Starscout: Ugh. Izzy.
:Izzy Moonbow: [breathing hard, gasps] Did you hear that? Something is out there. I can smell it.
:Sunny Starscout: It's just your imagination. There's nothing out there.
:[thud!]
:Sunny Starscout: I heard that. Come on. Let's go the other way.
:[thud]
:Mane 5: [scream]
:Pipp Petals: Not the face!
:Zipp Storm: Hitch, I'm telling you. This is the fastest way home.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Agree to disagree.
:Pipp Petals: It's kinda spooky out here, right? Aah! [laughs] I love it!
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::[rapping]
::Levitate your hooves in the air!
::Earth ponies don't clean their underwear!
:[gasps]
:Zipp Storm: Uh, Izzy? I think it might be time for some new lyrics.
:Mane 5 sans Sunny: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: See? This is all I wanted. Good old-fashioned quality time. Let's eat!
:Pipp Petals: Instead of Sunday dinners, we have "Sunny-day" dinners! [laughs] Get it? Do you get...? Totally a thing now.
:Izzy Moonbow: That's it! I've got it! [clears throat]
::[rapping]
::Raise your hooves up high!
::And bring together all ponykind!
:Mane 5: Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
==Maretime Bay Day 2.0==
:Posey Bloom: Steady... Steady!
:[water rushing]
:Posey Bloom: Whoa!
:Earth Pony: Ugh!
:[ponies yelling]
:Pipp Petals: Ah! That is golden! I am a pony in the zone-y! [sighs] Amazing what a little peace and quiet can do.
:Izzy Moonbow: What are you doing, Pipp?
:Pipp Petals: [screams] Hey, everypony! Just cutting together my Maretime Bay Day vlog!
:Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Gasp!
:Pipp Petals: It was so special! I just wanted a way to remember it forever! Plus, it'll be great for my Ponygram. Check it out! I got bloopers!
:Fifi: Huh?
:Jazz Hooves: Aah! [laughs]
:Pipp Petals: Behind the scenes!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [high-pitched vocalizing]
:Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Zipp Storm: [giggle]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I regret nothing.
:Pipp Petals: I even caught the moment Earth ponies got their magic!
:[thud, thud]
:[rumble!]
:[chomp!]
:Zipp Storm: Nice one, sis.
:Izzy Moonbow: Ohhh, so it's kinda like making a daisy chain! But instead of daisies, it's weird talking picture squares!
:Pipp Petals: R-Right. But it kinda took me all day to put together, so just be—
:Izzy Moonbow: So many memories!
:[blenders whirring]
:[ponies laughing]
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: [gagging]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Ooh!
:Pipp Petals: Seriously, Iz, you're gonna press—
:Computer: Files erased.
:[dramatic music sting]
:Pipp Petals: ...the "Delete" button!
:Izzy Moonbow: Um, don't worry! I know how to fix this! More typing!
:Computer: Files gone forever.
:Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, and Zipp Storm: [gasp]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Even more typing?
:Rest of Mane 5: Izzy, no!
:Izzy Moonbow: I'm so sorry, Pipp! My hoof slipped, and then the button slipped, and then the picture squares slipped into the trash, and I just—!
:Pipp Petals: It's okay. We'll just do it again next year. No worries. [voice cracking] Totally fine. Um, I'm just gonna... take a nap.
:[door slams]
:Pipp Petals: [muffled wailing] Oh, it hurts! [wailing continues]
:Pipp Petals: [sniffling]
:[knock on door]
:Pipp Petals: You can come in.
:[door opens]
:Izzy Moonbow: [imitating Pipp] Hey, look! It's me, Pipp! The most icoooniiic Pegasus in Maretime Bay! With a song in my heart and a sparkle in my eye!
:[door opens]
:Sunny Starscout: And did someone order a giant strawberry ripple smoothie with Pegasus wings?
:[whipped cream spraying]
:[splat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Or how about a cheer-up dance?
:[can-can music]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aah!
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: [laughs] Thanks, ponies. But none of this is gonna bring back Maretime Bay Day.
:Zipp Storm: "Bring back Maretime Bay Day"! That's it! Everypony, follow me! Sunny, hit the shower first.
:Sunny Starscout: [chuckles]
:Pipp Petals: Yay.
:Zipp Storm: Pipp, come out into the garden. We've got something to show you.
:Pipp Petals: Um, I'm clearly a little busy building a sand castle.
:Zipp Storm: Come on. Trust me.
:[door opens]
:Pipp Petals: Look, unless you've recreated Maretime Bay Day in the garden— Ohhhh, you've, like, totally recreated Maretime Bay Day in the garden! [chomps]
:Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Hitch Trailblazer: Surprise!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] It's... perfect! [sobs] Oh, wow! So many feels! How did you do all this?
:Izzy Moonbow: Well, we had pretty great material to guide us.
:Zipp Storm: Here. So you can refilm it.
:Pipp Petals: Thanks, Zipp! But, you know, I think I'd rather just enjoy an amazing time with my even more amazing friends. A-one, two, three, hit it!
:[Mane 5]
::Hey!
::Try something new, take a chance, just believe it
::Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?
::Whoa-oh-ohhhh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, hey!
::Whoa-oh-ohhhh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
::Try something new, take a chance, just believe it
::Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?
::At Mane Melody, hey!
::At Mane Melody!
:[camera clicks]
==The Game Is a Hoof==
:Dr. Frankenstallion: It lives... My monster lives!
:[thunder]
:[thunder]
:Mane 5 sans Zipp Storm: [scream]
:Hitch Trailblazer: It's Frankenstallion's monster!
:Izzy Moonbow: [munch]
:Zipp Storm: I'm only gonna say this once. Who... took... my... sunglasses?!
:Izzy Moonbow: [munch]
:[crash!]
:Zipp Storm: Everypony, follow me!
:[upbeat music]
:[camera clicking]
:Pipp Petals: [hesitant] Love what you've done with the place, sis.
:[dramatic sting]
:[thud]
:[clicking, whirring]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa. That's intense.
:Zipp Storm: Let's start with our first pony of interest. What do you say, Hitch? Remember this morning at the beach? Sheriff?!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Another bright, sunshiny day in Maretime Bay. Too bad I left my sunglasses back at the station. I'll just steal yours, Zipp! [evil laughter]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Objection! That is not what I said!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Another bright, sunshiny day in Maretime Bay. Sure wish I hadn't left my sunnies back at the station.
:Zipp Storm: "Back at the station"? Really?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Mm-hmm. Although I don't need sunglasses to... see the problem with your theory.
:Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: [groaning]
:Izzy Moonbow: I liked that. That was good.
:Zipp Storm: Okay, okay. What about you, Pipp?! I get it. We're sisters, Pipp. And you borrowed something without asking. Just give 'em back, and we'll forget it ever happened.
:Pipp Petals: Why would I take your sunglasses, Zipp? They're so not my style.
:Zipp Storm: Remember? "Function over fashion"?
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Zipp Storm: You were so excited to show off...
:Pipp Petals: ...the brand-new auto-mane-tic shampoo and shine! A perfect 'do in two minutes!
:[clank!]
:[whirring]
:[splashing]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [gasp]
:Earth Pony: [screams]
:Pipp Petals: [screaming] I think I got it in my eyes! Quick! Give me your sunglasses!
:Zipp Storm: But you said they were so last season.
:Pipp Petals: Sometimes, Zipp, you've gotta take function over fashion! Oh! Never tell anypony I said that!
:[splashing]
:[beep!]
:Pipp Petals: I borrowed your sunglasses one time! In an e-mer-gen-cy! But why would I steal them? I have plenty of my own.
:Zipp Storm: Well, uh... w-what about you, Sunny? Making smoothies all day in the sun, you must need—
:Sunny Starscout: [slurping]
:Zipp Storm: Uh... [laughs nervously] Right. That only leaves... Izzy? [gasps] Of course!
:Zipp Storm: [voiceover] All... that... measuring...
:Zipp Storm: Making sure that my sunglasses would fit you! Before you stole them!
:Izzy Moonbow: Noooo... [laughs nervously] Zipp, see, I mean... The thing, actually... uh... DISTRACTION!
:[papers whipping]
:Zipp Storm: [yelling, growls]
:Izzy Moonbow: [yelping]
:Zipp Storm: [growls]
:Izzy Moonbow: [panting]
:[door opens]
:Izzy Moonbow: [screaming]
:Zipp Storm: Izzy, stop! Whoa!
:[thud]
:Zipp Storm: [groans]
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting]
:Zipp Storm: End of the line, Iz! Nowhere left to trot! We can do this the easy way or the—
:Izzy Moonbow: Here you go, Zipp! I hope you like it!
:Zipp Storm: Buh... For me? [gasps]
:[techno music]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa...! Incredible!
:Izzy Moonbow: I didn't take your sunglasses, Zipp. I swear. I was taking your measurements so I could make these for you. Any good detective has super fancy gadgets.
:Zipp Storm: Oh! Thanks, Izzy!
:[techno music]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa! Ewww, gross.
:Zipp Storm: Best gift ever, Izzy! I love them! Whoa!
:[thud]
:[crunch]
:Zipp Storm: [laughs nervously] Guess I found them. Sorry.
:Izzy Moonbow: I can fix those!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Amateur.
:Sunny Starscout: You've gotta be kidding me.
:Zipp Storm: Uh, b-but that was fun, right? Right? Ugh.
==Dumpster Diving==
:Skye Silver: And a hush descends as Neptune steps up to take his dive.
:[whoosh!]
:[splash!]
:Zipp Storm: Whoo-hoo! [laughs] That's how you make a splash in this competition! Go, Zephyr Heights!
:[cranking]
:Izzy Moonbow: Yay!
:[twang!]
:[clink]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ehhh... Still think a Pegasus has an unfair advantage in the diving competition.
:[clinking]
:[clang!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs]
:[cranking]
:Izzy Moonbow: Aha! Well, hello, perfect little ringy-thingy! [laughs]
:Sunny Starscout: Next diver up! Maretime Bay can still win this!
:[thud!]
:Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer and Zipp Storm: IZZY!
:[clink]
:Izzy Moonbow: Awww! Now this Maretime Bay Day gift for Sunny will never be ready in time. I've tried everything. Even the—
:Pipp Petals: [screams] What's wrong with the shower?! Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: [yelps] Gotta keep looking!
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:[door opens]
:Pipp Petals: [growls]
:[vroom!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah! Nah. Too big.
:Izzy Moonbow: Too small. [laughs nervously]
:Izzy Moonbow: Too doughnut-y. [chomps]
:[triangle ringing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Not ring-y enough.
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] Too stuck-to-a-building-y.
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs, gasps] Absolutely perfect! Oh, Posey! Let me see those amazing ear danglers!
:Posey Bloom: [screams]
:[vroom!]
:Posey Bloom: Back off, Izzy! They're mine! [screams]
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunts] Just one! Come on, Posey! It's for a great cause! [yelping]
:Posey Bloom: No way!
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunts]
:Posey Bloom: [screams]
:Izzy Moonbow and Posey Bloom: [grunting]
:[crash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Yay! Nah. Too plasticky. [gasps] That could work! Wait up!
:Posey Bloom: [growls] Huh?
:[zip!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Awww, no good. I'm never gonna— [gasps]
:[racoonicorn 2122 squeals]
:[crash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoaaaa... Whoo-hoo!
:Izzy Moonbow: Aha! There you are, my circly little friend!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaah! All uni-cycled up! Huh... Something's still not quite right. [gasps] Oh! I know!
:[shimmering]
:Izzy Moonbow: Wow! Oh! The floating's unexpected, but Sunny's gonna love it!
:Pipp Petals: Izzy! What's happened to my manedryer?! It's missing, like, all the pieces!
:Izzy Moonbow: Sorry, Pipp. I can fix it! Hang on!
:Pipp Petals: Izzy?! Where are you going?! Come back! No one can see me like this!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yee-haw! Whoo-hooooo!
==Alicorn Issues==
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh!
:Mane 5: Hey! Ho!
:[Mane 5]
::'Cause I get to work with you
:Pipp Petals: Besties!
:[shimmering]
:[shimmering]
:[whoosh!]
:Zipp Storm: Aah!
:[splatting]
:Sunny Starscout: [groans] What... happened?
:Zipp Storm: You exploded into a pile of—
:Izzy Moonbow: Glitter! Glitter! Glitter! Glitter!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! Don't you ponies know what time it is? Wait, what? [gasps] All this glitter is drying out my mane!
:Sunny Starscout: Sorry, everypony. My Alicorn magic has a mind of its own. I can't control it.
:Zipp Storm: Maybe you need a magic word? Something to help bring out your inner Alicorn?
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! How about a catchphrase? Like "wing it!" Or "let's fly!" Oh! Oh, oh, oh! I know! "Alicorn it up!"
:Sunny Starscout: "Alicorn it up"?
:[shimmering]
:[flitting]
:Izzy Moonbow: It might need some work. [snickers] You're not gonna fly very far with those wings. Pbbbt!
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: Shhhh!
:Sunny Starscout: UGH! Izzy's right! I can't help anypony like this!
:Pipp Petals: Don't worry, Sunny. All you need is a new look. A makeover fit for an Alicorn!
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:Pipp Petals: We are going to need highlights, lowlights, hoof glitter, hoof polish, a facial, and a curl!
:Jazz Hooves: You don't mean...
:Pipp Petals: Oh, I do. The works!
:Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff: [gasp]
:Pipp Petals: Et voila!
:[shimmering]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh... I don't think it worked.
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoa, Pipp! You're good! Do me next!
:Pipp Petals: [laughs nervously] Look on the bright side. At least the mane covers those tiny wings.
:[flitting]
:Zipp Storm: No, no, no. This is about more than a mane. It's about inspiration. And nothing inspires quite like a little...
:Zipp Storm: ...danger! A bit of danger will totally trigger your Alicorn abilities.
:Pipp Petals: I don't know about this, Zipp.
:Sunny Starscout: Um... what am I looking at? Are you sure? This looks—
:Izzy Moonbow: Fun!
:Sunny Starscout: Impossible.
:Zipp Storm: You'll do great. [scoffs]
:Pipp Petals: Here, let's get that mane out of your face.
:Pipp Petals: There! Much bett—! It'll do.
:Zipp Storm: Ready... set... go!
:Sunny Starscout: [screaming]
:[shimmering]
:Sunny Starscout: [screams]
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Sunny! Are you all right?! Your poor mane! Zipp, what were you thinking?!
:Zipp Storm: This is the best Alicorn yet.
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah, we just need better transformation words. How about... "Hooftastic-maneriffic-canterlogi-docious!"
:Pipp Petals: A new Alicorn outfit would totally do the trick. Maybe a few accessories?
:Zipp Storm: Maybe if I add fire to the obstacle course! Sunny, what do you think?
:Foal: Huh? [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aha.
:Sunny Starscout: That was a complete disaster.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Figured I'd find you here. Pipp told me what happened. You okay?
:Sunny Starscout: Everypony else seems to be growing so fast. I just feel... stuck.
:Hitch Trailblazer: You helped everypony believe in magic. Now it's time to believe in your own magic, Sunny. In here.
:Sunny Starscout: Thanks, Hitch. If only it were that simple.
:[water rushing]
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, no! The foals!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aah!
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: Come on, Sunny! You can do this! Those foals need you!
:[shimmering]
:[heroic music]
:[water rushing]
:[shoom!]
:Sunny Starscout: I did it! [laughs] Now if I can just figure out how to turn off the glitter.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [muffled] I know you can do it, Sunny!
==Making a Foal of Me==
:Pipp Petals: [humming] Now I hope everypony is feeling nice and relaxed.
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]
:Pipp Petals: Aah! Hitch?!
:Baby Sunny Starscout: Nom-nom-nom...
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Sunny?!
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Izzy?! What is going on?!
:Baby Izzy Moonbow: [baby talk]
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]
:[sproing!]
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]
:Pipp Petals: Aah!
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]
:Pipp Petals: [sighs]
:Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]
:Pipp Petals: What... is... happening?!
:Pipp Petals: Okay!
:[curtains flapping]
:Pipp Petals: Nopony panic. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
:Baby Sunny Starscout and Baby Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]
:Pipp Petals: I just need a moment to think.
:Pipp Petals: [over speakers] Who's ready for a pamper party?!
:[party music]
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]
:Baby Izzy Moonbow: [baby talk]
:Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]
:Pipp Petals: No, no! No! Cloudpuff, help!
:Puppy Cloudpuff: [yipping]
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]
:Pipp Petals: Please! If Zipp sees you like this, she's gonna be so—!
:Zipp Storm: Pipp?!
:[water splashing]
:Puppy Cloudpuff: [yipping]
:Pipp Petals: Our friends are fillies!
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [clears throat]
:Pipp Petals: ...And foals!
:Zipp Storm: Uh-huh! But how?!
:Baby Sunny Starscout: [cooing]
:Pipp Petals: Grab that filly!
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]
:Baby Izzy Moonbow: [baby talk]
:Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk, laughs, baby talk]
:Zipp Storm: Pipp, how did this happen?!
:Pipp Petals: I don't know! Aah!
:Baby Izzy Moonbow: [laughs]
:Pipp Petals: I'm starting to lose it! [screaming and yelping]
:Zipp Storm: Pipp, try and stay calm and just tell me what happened. Every detail from the beginning.
:Pipp Petals: Okay, so... I invited everypony to Mane Melody for an amazing spa day.
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] And everypony was loving it! They were so relaxed!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [slurping]
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] Everything was perfect!
:Zipp Storm: Huh. [sniffing, slurps] Was it something they ate? Something they drank? Something in this... weird beauty stuff?
:Pipp Petals: [scoffs] It is not weird!
:Puppy Cloudpuff: [yipping]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: Puppy Cloudpuff!
:Zipp Storm: Wait. What's this?
:Pipp Petals: That? Oh. It's my all-new, totally natural, fabulous fruity face mask.
:Zipp Storm: Why is it glowing?
:Pipp Petals: Uh-oh. Well...
:[bubbling]
:[poof!]
:Zipp Storm: You put magic glitter in the face mask?!
:Pipp Petals: I didn't know it was magic!
:Zipp Storm: How are we gonna get them back—?
:[chomp]
:Zipp Storm: Aah! Sunny! No biting! [grunts] Ahhh!
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Come on, Pipp. You can fix this. This is totally your thing. Think. The face mask has ingredients to make you look younger. But maybe with a different mix of ingredients, I can make them look older? [gasps] Zipp, I have an idea!
:[upbeat music]
:[blender whirring]
:[splatting]
:[shimmering]
:Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]
:Baby Izzy Moonbow: Huh?
:Zipp Storm: Pipp, Pipp. I got this. Once upon a time!
:Baby Sunny Starscout, Baby Hitch Trailblazer, and Baby Izzy Moonbow: Huh?
:Zipp Storm: There were two sisters who were very different. And even though they liked different things – really different things – that was what made life together so fun!
:Baby Sunny Starscout: Mmm...
:Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [yawns]
:Pipp Petals: Aw, you used to tell me bedtime stories.
:Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]
:Zipp Storm: The sisters traveled together across Equestria...
:Hitch Trailblazer: [grunts, yawns] Whew! Hey... Wow! I do feel younger!
:Cloudpuff: [barks]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Huh? That was amazing! I am gonna tell all my friends about this! "You gotta try this new spa!"
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa. You two look exhausted. You should totally treat yourself to one of these face masks!
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [laugh]
==Neighfever==
:Dahlia: Flowers! Home-grown flowers! Anypony? Flowers! Anypony? Home-grown flowers! Flowers! Anypony...?
:Sunny Starscout: Poor Dahlia. Now that Earth ponies have magic, nopony is buying her flowers anymore.
:Dahlia: One of a kind! Can't be found anywhere else!
:[thud]
:[rumble!]
:Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer: Ooooh...
:Dahlia: Awwww... Perfect for a special occasion...
:Hitch Trailblazer: It's too hard to watch! I can't take it anymore!
:Sunny Starscout: There must be some way to help her.
:Sunny Starscout: Hey, Dahlia!
:[whoosh!]
:Dahlia: Aah! Whoa!
:[thud]
:Dahlia: [sputtering] Hey, Sunny.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh! [chuckles] Sorry. Um, I'm still getting the hang of this whole Alicorn thing. [chuckles]
:Dahlia: It's okay. No harm done— Oh! [sighs] Can I help you with something?
:Sunny Starscout: It's time you start growing your flowers with magic.
:Dahlia: Magic? Oh, no. I haven't got any of that.
:Sunny Starscout: Of course you do. Everypony has some kind of magic. Now...
:[upbeat music]
:[thud]
:[thud]
:[thud]
:[small rumble]
:[sloop]
:Dahlia: It's no use, Sunny. Face it. My flower business is over.
:Sunny Starscout: Don't think like that, Dahlia. All you have to do is believe in yourself. Feel the magic inside, and think of something that makes you happy.
:Dahlia: Hmmm... I do love a big... beautiful... flower!
:[thud]
:[rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: Wow! See? I knew you could do it! Try again!
:[thudding]
:[rumbling]
:Dahlia: Whoo-hoo! [laughs] I've got magic!
:[wind whistling]
:[ponies yelping]
:[crunch]
:Sunny Starscout and Dahlia: [scream]
:[thud!]
:[whoosh!]
:Sunny Starscout: Ah... Ah...
:Sunny Starscout and Dahlia: Achoo!
:Dahlia: [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh-oh.
:Dahlia: What have I done?!
:Skye Silver: And now – news from Maretime Bay, where neighfever is running rampant! Let's go live to Dazzle, who is on the scene. Dazzle?
:Dazzle Feather: [nasally] Thanks, Skye. As you can see, this neighfever outbreak is causing ponies here lots of problems.
:Rufus: [screams]
:Posey Bloom: [stuffed] Achoo! It's never been this— Achoo! —bad before! If Dahlia hadn't grown these— Achoo! —giant flowers, none of this would've happened!
:Dazzle Feather: [nasally] It's clear that one pony's magical mayhem has made Maretime Bay a town under siege. Or should we say "under sneeze"? [laughs] Back to you, Sk— Achoo!
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, no. I've made everything worse.
:Izzy Moonbow: Aaaachoo! I dunno, I kinda like sneezing. It's like a sneaky nose surprise. Achoo! See? So sneaky.
:Sunny Starscout: I've gotta fix this!
:Dahlia: [stuffed] Ugh! Not you again! Haven't you done enough? Achoo!
:Sunny Starscout: I'm so—
:Dahlia: Achoo!
:Sunny Starscout: —sorry, Dah—
:Dahlia: Achoo!
:Sunny Starscout: I was just—
:Dahlia: Achoo!
:Sunny Starscout: —trying to—
:Dahlia: Achoo!
:Sunny Starscout: —help!
:Dahlia: Achoo!
:[shimmering]
:Sunny Starscout: I think there's a way to make everypony forget all about this neighfever nightmare! Keep sneezing, Dahlia!
:Dahlia: [stuffed] Now that I can do! Achoo!
:Pipp Petals: And there you have it. The perfect accessory for the ultimate cool pony style.
:Izzy Moonbow: Cool pony? [gasps] Is that me?
:Pipp Petals: Um, yeah. Now don't forget, Pippsqueaks. You can get your own cool pony necklace at Maretime Bay's one-stop style shop – Dahlia's flower cart! Squeak ya later! Mwah!
:Sunny Starscout: [chuckles] Gotta love a happy ending.
==Queen for a Day==
:Pipp Petals: Oh, my glitter! This is going to be the best surprise [singsong] everrrrrr!
:[wheel rolling]
:Zipp Storm: Here she comes! Thunder, light 'em up!
:Mane 5: Three... two... one... Happy Mares' Day!
:[fireworks popping]
:Fifi: Oooh... Look! You're missing the fireworks!
:Pipp Petals: [groans] We thought you were the queen.
:Fifi: [laughs] Imagine that. Me the queen?
:Berries: Well, hello, your Majesty!
:Fifi and Berries: [laughing]
:Zipp Storm: And now we've completely wasted the fireworks. Ugh. I knew this would happen.
:Sunny Starscout: Zipp, you don't need fireworks to show the queen how much you care about her.
:Izzy Moonbow: Which is great, 'cause now you don't have any! [nervous laugh] Yaaaay...
:Hitch Trailblazer: Maybe she's just running late.
:Zipp Storm: No. I know exactly where she is.
:Queen Haven: What's next on the royal to-do list, Zoom?
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Well, we are running a bit late, your Majesty. But for item eighty-one, you were supposed to—
:Queen Haven: [gasps] Meet my daughters in the royal square!
:[thud!]
:Queen Haven: Oh, dear. Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise. [nervous laugh]
:Zipp Storm: You were supposed to meet us in the square. I even made an appointment with Zoom this time!
:Pipp Petals: Being a no-show is, like, totally harsh, Mother! And on Mares' Day?! Rude!
:Queen Haven: I know! I'm so sorry I've let you down! And on this special day! [sighs] Believe me, there's nothing I'd like more than to take a break from being queen. But there's just too much to do.
:Zipp Storm: Then why don't we give you a break? We'll do all of your queenly duties for the rest of the day.
:Queen Haven: Really? You want to be queen?
:Zipp Storm: Come on, Mom. How hard can it be?
:Queen Haven: [quickly] Okay then! Zoom will make sure you have everything you need! Good luck!
:[door slams]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Of course, your Majesty! Forwarding the royal to-do list now!
:[beeping]
:Pipp Petals: That's not... [clears throat] ...so bad.
:[beeping speeds up]
:Zipp Storm: Oof.
:Izzy Moonbow: Would you look at that? It just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going...
:Pipp Petals: This'll be... f-fun. Right?
:[beeping stops]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Item eighty-two – the newborn foals portrait.
:Mane 5: Awwww!
:[foals giggling]
:Mane 5: [gasp]
:Zipp Storm: Wh—? H-Hey! Get back here!
:Sunny Starscout: [grunting]
:Pipp Petals: [grunting]
:[crash]
:Zipp Storm: [growls]
:Sunny Starscout: [screams]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'll be... right... behind... you!
:[foals giggling]
:[camera clicks]
:[techno-harpsichord music]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Item ninety-seven – the grand opening of the royal playground.
:Zipp Storm: [laughs] This'll be easy.
:[scissors snipping]
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunts] Huh? [grunting]
:Flare: Uh, this is hard to watch.
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] Must... cut... ribbon!
:Sunny Starscout: Just go on without us!
:[techno-harpsichord music]
:[camera clicking]
:[cameras clicking]
:[crack!]
:Pony Patient: [screams]
:[camera clicks]
:[cameras clicking]
:Pipp Petals: [clears throat]
:[camera clicks]
:[papers flapping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa!
:Sunny Starscout: Look out!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yikes!
:[crash!]
:Pipp Petals: [groans]
:Queen Haven: [sighs] I do hope everything's okay.
:[door opens]
:Zipp Storm: We did it! We're late for dinner, but we made it!
:Queen Haven: And how did it go?
:Hitch Trailblazer: A newborn foal gave me a shiner!
:Sunny Starscout: Being queen is much harder than it looks!
:Pipp Petals: Look at all this dirt in my mane!
:Izzy Moonbow: I'll never use scissors again!
:Zipp Storm: The truth is there were five of us. We didn't even come close to finishing the royal to-do list. I can't believe you do that every day.
:Pipp Petals: Yeah, I think we were the ones being harsh earlier. You are super-amazing.
:Queen Haven: That means a lot, Pipp. Thank you.
:[hooves clinging]
:[door opens]
:Mane 5: [gasp]
:Zipp Storm: You think of everything.
:Queen Haven: Now, everypony, dig in!
:Mane 5: [chattering]
==On Your Cutie Marks==
:Sunny Starscout: Clear for landing, Team Pegasi!
:Rocky Riff: [grunts]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: [grunts]
:Sunny Starscout: It's just a little sports day, ponies. No need to show off.
:Pipp Petals: All of Equestria is a stage, Sunny. Hitch, light the lanterns!
:Sunny Starscout: Lanterns? No, Hitch!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Roger that. Lanterns lit.
:Sunny Starscout: Wait, Hitch!
:[beep!]
:Sunny Starscout: Oh. Oh, no.
:Izzy Moonbow: Did you say "oh, go"?
:Sunny Starscout: Izzy, no!
:Izzy Moonbow: Go?
:Sunny Starscout: NO!
:Izzy Moonbow: You heard her, Team Unicorn! Go, go, go!
:[unicorns laughing]
:Thunder Flap: Bogey at three o'clock!
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Gross! Aah!
:Pipp Petals: Aah!
:Sunny Starscout: Everypony, take cover!
:Rocky Riff: Aah!
:[crash]
:[door opens]
:Alphabittle: Are we ready to begin?
:Queen Haven: Look out!
:Alphabittle: Aah!
:Sunny Starscout: I'm so sorry! This was supposed to be the best day ever, and I—!
:Alphabittle: It's okay, Sunny. No harm—
:Thunder Flap: [screams]
:[crash]
:Alphabittle: Maybe a little harm done. With all of Equestria competing for the first time, this is a big job. How are you doing?
:Thunder Flap: I'm okay!
:Alphabittle: Not you, Thunder.
:Queen Haven: Even for a queen, it would be a lot to handle alone.
:Sunny Starscout: I'm the Alicorn.
:[whoosh]
:Sunny Starscout: I've totally got this. [nervous laugh] Let the Equestria Games begin!
:[crowd cheers]
:Zipp Storm: [grunts]
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunts]
:Zipp Storm: [grunts, laughs]
:[fizzle, pop!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh!
:Sunny Starscout: Huh? [blows whistle, gasps]
:Zipp Storm: Aah!
:Pipp Petals: Aah!
:Rocky Riff: Aah!
:[thud]
:[hooves splatting]
:Pipp Petals: My hooficure!
:[hooves splatting]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Stop...! Flying... against... rules!
:[thud!]
:[rumble]
:Sunny Starscout: [blows whistle, grunts]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa!
:Pipp Petals: [growls]
:[crash]
:Sunny Starscout: [weak whistle]
:Queen Haven: [sighs]
:Sunny Starscout: On your marks... get set—
:Ponies: Go!
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:Zipp Storm, Pipp Petals, and Thunder Flap: [grunts]
:[magic shimmering]
:Sunny Starscout: [blows whistle]
:Zipp Storm: [grunts]
:[boom!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [screams]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screams]
:[splash!]
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Ponies: [screaming]
:[crash!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: The rules never said our boat had to be in the water! I should know! I read them seventeen times!
:Zipp Storm: Maybe if the unicorns controlled their oars better...
:Izzy Moonbow: We controlled them fine actually until we didn't!
:Pipp Petals: I need an emergency re-styling! [screams]
:Mane 5 sans Sunny Starscout: [indistinct arguing]
:[humming fades in and out]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh-oh! Our magic!
:Sunny Starscout: This was supposed to unite us...
:Pipp Petals: The Pippsqueaks can't see me like this!
:Izzy Moonbow: Don't worry, everypony. Sunny always has a plan. Right, Sunny? Huh?
:[water rushing]
:Queen Haven: Being a leader's tough, isn't it? Everypony thinks you have all the answers.
:Alphabittle: All these different ponies together... It's easy to get under each other's hooves. You and your friends must be the same.
:Sunny Starscout: Sometimes, I guess.
:Sunny Starscout: [voiceover] We're all so different. It can be hard. But when we work together and listen to each other, all our differences become strengths.
:Mane 5: [laughing and cheering]
:Queen Haven: Kind of like a team?
:Sunny Starscout: Ponies! Ponies! These games aren't about winning! They're about celebrating our differences and working together!
:[confused murmurs]
:Sunny Starscout: From now on, each team will be a mix of all ponykind. A representation of the unity that makes Equestria so great!
:[sounds of awe]
:Sunny Starscout: Let the games, uh, re-begin!
:[crowd cheers]
:[rumble]
:Zipp Storm, Izzy Moonbow, and Dahlia: Hah!
:[hooves splatting]
:[whoosh]
:[water rushing]
:Sunny Starscout: [blows whistle]
:Sunny Starscout: And the winner of the first All-Equestria Games is... nopony! Every team won one contest, so it's a tie!
:[confused murmurs]
:[laughing and cheering]
:Queen Haven: I suppose it makes sense. The first Equestria Games.
:Alphabittle: And all of Equestria has won. Together. Well done, Sunny.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey! Can we go play now?
==Lost In Translation==
:[thud]
:[bush rustles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ha! According to the map, the schmoogleberry bush should be right... here! Huh? How'd you get here so fast?
:Sunny Starscout: Um, we're in our garden, Hitch.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Huh. Then I definitely overpacked.
:[whoosh!]
:[clattering]
:[fire whooshes]
:Sunny Starscout: Well, let's get picking! That schmoogleberry pie isn't gonna schmoogle-bake itself! [laughs]
:[bush rustles]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Watch out, Sunny. This bush could be dangerous. Never trust anything that starts with "schmoogle".
:Lead Pegasnail 6128 and Lead Racoonicorn 3541: [grunting]
:Sunny Starscout: Huh. Not what I expected.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sunny, you're about to see a masterclass in... uh... critter... talkery. Guys, what seems to be the problem here?
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: [clears throat, New York accent] Well, you see, us racoonicorns have been nibblin' on these here branches for generations.
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: [posh accent] Illegally, I might add. We Pegasnails have rights to all fruit-bearing plants in the garden. It says so here in the Great Snail Scrolls.
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: That's just a rolled-up leaf!
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: You're just a rolled-up leaf!
:Lead Pegasnail 6128 and Lead Racoonicorn 3541: [grunting]
:Sunny Starscout: Anything I can do?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Nope. All under control, Sunny. I got this.
:Sunny Starscout: All right. Well, I'm gonna go find some apples for the pie.
:Lead Pegasnail 6128 and Lead Racoonicorn 3541: [grunting]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Look, there's gotta be a simple way to resolve this.
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: You're right! Racoonicorns, assemble!
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: Pegasnails, also assemble!
:[slow creaking]
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: We're going to need a minute.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay! This isn't what I had in mind! No fighting, no swords, and no unbelievably adorable catapults! All we need is a schedule. The racoonicorns can pick from the bush one day, and then the Pegasnails on the other. You'll take it in turns. I'll be watching to make sure you all stick to it.
:Pegasnail Soldier #1: [screams]
:[crash]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Trust me. This is foolproof. Rules and regulations fix everything.
:Sunny Starscout: Um, how's it going, Hitch?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [panting] It's, um... going pretty well? [crying]
:Pegasnail Soldier #2 9301: Ha! Take that!
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: Dandelion incoming! Eat this!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ah! What did I do wrong?! I thought I could use my new critter communication skills to really make a difference! But I just made things worse!
:Sunny Starscout: It's okay, Hitch. You just gotta try a different approach.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Like a weekly roster instead of a daily one?
:Sunny Starscout: No. Why don't you try seeing what they have in common? Remember, there's magic in unity.
:Hitch Trailblazer: See what they have in common...
:Racoonicorn Soldier: Ooh! Ow! Ow! Watch the hair! Watch the fur!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hmmm...
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: En masse! Pegasnails en masse!
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: Racoonicorns, attack!
:[boom]
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: Hey, I'm battlin' here! What is this?
:Hitch Trailblazer: This is the talking table. We're gonna sit around it, and we're gonna talk this thing out! Now!
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: [grumbles]
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: [angry chittering]
:Lead Pegasnail 6128 and Lead Racoonicorn 3541: [yelling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I hear you, but we all have to work together if we want—
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: Work together?! Ugh! Impossible!
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: Hey!
:Lead Pegasnail 6128 and Lead Racoonicorn 3541: [yelling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Oh, come on now. There's gotta be something you both—
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: Unless it's gotta do with bakin', I don't wanna hear about it!
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: Oh! Baking? I also love to bake!
:Lead Racoonicorn 3541: Hey, bring it in here!
:Lead Pegasnail 6128: [laughs]
:Hitch Trailblazer: You were totally right, Sunny. Turns out they both love making berry-based treats, and now they're best friends!
:Sunny Starscout: I'm proud of you, Hitch.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hey. So, uh... [laughs nervosuly] ...now can we pick some of those berries for our pie?
:Pegasnails and Racoonicorns: [yelling]
:Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer: [scream]
==One Trick Pony==
:Rufus: Behold... the awesome power of... the Great Hoofdini!
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, hey, Rufus!
:Rufus: Marvel as he floats in the air! Gasp as he levitates objects! How does he do it? It's "mare-aculous"!
:Izzy Moonbow: Wow!
:Seashell: He clearly uses wires.
:Glory: Ponies have, like, real magic now.
:Rufus: Ah, who am I kiddin'? Since real magic came back to Equestria, nopony is interested in my tricks.
:Izzy Moonbow: What?! That can't be true, Ruf— I mean, Hoofdini!
:[Pegabunny squeaks angrily]
:[rumble]
:Unicorn: Oh, just helping them move house. [giggles] So, where you want it?
:Rufus: See? All washed up.
:Izzy Moonbow: You're an Earth pony. Why don't you just use your growy-growy planty magic? It is so cool.
:Izzy Moonbow: [voiceover] Whenever I try and grow plants, it takes forever, and I forget to water them, and then they all die!
:Rufus: I don't have any magic. All I got is my tricks, and now... they belong on the garbage dump.
:Izzy Moonbow: Lucky for you, my specialty is giving all kind of things a second chance. See? Garbage into a fabulous, uh... bowtie! Ta-da!
:[clang!]
:Rufus: Oof! [strained] Little heavy.
:Izzy Moonbow: Come on! We're gonna turn you into something new and awesome, too!
:Hitch Trailblazer: So, a wannabe sheriff, eh? Well, it's an amazing job but very demanding. You have to be hyper-aware of your surroundings.
:[clang!]
:[ka-chunk!]
:Rufus: [gulps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Was that... Did you just swallow the key? Why would you do that?!
:Rufus: Sorry. I'm an escape artiste. Swallowing keys is what we do.
:Izzy Moonbow: Cards, anyone? [nervous laugh]
:Izzy Moonbow: And Hoofdini will do the best job ever of guarding the crown jewels.
:Rufus: [clears throat] What crown jewels?
:[poof]
:Queen Haven: [yelps]
:Rufus: Where did they go? How did he do it?
:Queen Haven: Thief! Guards!
:[poof]
:Izzy Moonbow: Uh... Okay! Gotta go!
:[zip!]
:[mixer shaking]
:Onyx: Gimme a tea, Alpha-B. Peppermin-TY, pretty P.
:Rufus: Comin' up! Ta-daaaa! Oh! [chuckles]
:[teacups clinking]
:Onyx: I ain't payin' for all these teas, if you please.
:Rufus: Uhhh...
:Rufus: Oh, this is hopeless. My tricks'll never fit in anywhere. I might as well forget "Hoofdini" and just be plain old Rufus.
:Izzy Moonbow: Nah! We just haven't found the right thing to uni-cycle you into yet.
:Seashell: Ugh! Buffering?! We're missing Pipp's new livestream!
:Glory: You gotta hold your phone way higher than that!
:Rufus: [sighs] No wonder my magic don't impress anypony. Everypony can do it!
:Glory: Yes! Full bars! Not gonna miss a whinny of Pipp's new livestream!
:Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks! Still haven't figured out my amazing, show-stopping entrance. Sad face. Hit me up with your suggestions in the comments.
:Glory: Ooh, I've got an idea!
:Philly: Hey! Watch it!
:Glory: [gasps, grunts, screams]
:Rufus: Whoa! That pony! She's fallin'!
:Seashell: Somepony! Do something!
:Glory: [screaming]
:Izzy Moonbow: Look out!
:[shimmering]
:Glory: [screaming]
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] No use! She's falling too fast!
:Rufus: If only these vines were longer!
:[shimmering]
:Rufus: [gasps] Saddle-cadabra!
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! I knew it! You had Earth pony magic all along!
:Rufus: Guess so! Just needed a good reason for it to start workin'!
:Seashell: Hoofdini! You saved Glory! You're not just a magician! You're a hero!
:Izzy Moonbow: What did I say, huh? Nothin' belongs on the garbage dump. Uni-cycle! Aha! And for your next trick...
:Pipp Petals: Shout out to my friend Hoofdini for this new, big, show-stopping entrance! It's [singsong] magiiiiic!
:["Let Out Your Light" instrumental]
:Rufus: What do you think, Izzy?
:Izzy Moonbow: "Mare-aculous"!
==My Bananas==
:[wheels rolling]
:Sunny Starscout: Morning, Posey. One Tropical Treat to go. Dahlia, three Banana Berry Blasts? I'll be right with you— Whoa! [slow] Myyyyy baaaanaaaanaaaas!
:[ponies gasp]
:[camera clicks]
:Sunny Starscout: [screams]
:[crash!]
:Pegasus Mother: [gasps]
:[thud!]
:[beat]
:Posey Bloom: [laughs]
:[ponies laugh]
:Sunny Starscout: Okay... so... everypony saw that.
:[door opens]
:Sunny Starscout: You are not going to believe what happened to me today.
:Zipp Storm: Did you do an epic fail in front of tons of customers and land in a big pile of bananas?
:Sunny Starscout: Huh?!
:Pipp Petals: You've gone viral! Everypony is talking about it!
:[remote clicks]
:["My Bananas" remix playing]
:Sunny Starscout: [screams]
:Skye Silver: [seethes] Ooh, now that's embarrassing!
:Skye Silver and Dazzle Feather: [laugh]
:Skye Silver: Let's play that again.
:Sunny Starscout: [screams]
:Sunny Starscout: No!
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::My bananas!
::Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
::My bananas!
:[vocalizing] Sunny! Sunny! Break it down!
::My bananas!
:[beatboxing]
:Sunny Starscout: This... is... the... worst! Ugh, I'm everywhere! I'm supposed to the Alicorn defender of pony unity, and now I'm a joke!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hey, these things happen all the time. Trust me. In a couple of hours, they'll have forgotten all about it.
:Sunny Starscout: [scream looping]
:["My Bananas" remix playing]
:Banana Pony: [laughs]
:Dazzle Feather: "Sunny side down", am I right? [laughs]
:Posey Bloom: "My bananas"!
:[audience cheers]
:Posey Bloom: Yeah!
:Skye Silver: Not a "smoothie" operator? [laughs]
:Unicorn Filly: [giggles]
:Pegasus Mother: [gasps]
:Skye Silver: Time for a banana "splat"!
:Queen Haven: "My bananas"! [laughs] Slip of the "peel"?
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Pipp Petals: Sunny, what about the smoothie stand?
:Sunny Starscout: There's no way I'm going back out there. It's too embarrassing.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Come on. It's not the end of the world. Hey, nobody even remembers that time I tried to arrest a baby racoonicorn.
:Hitch Trailblazer: It's the end of the line, racoonicorn! Time to—!
:[crack]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa! Aah! [yelping]
:Philly: Hey, aren't you that "racooni-cop"?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Get out of here!
:Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [stifled laughter]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay, bad example.
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Zipp Storm: Just get back out there and act like you don't care.
:Izzy Moonbow: Or just wear a disguise and start a new life! Worked for me! [laughs]
:Sunny Starscout: No! It's hopeless! [muffled] Looks like I'll have to stay here forever!
:Pipp Petals: Okay, ponies, leave this one to me. Sunny. [yelps] Watch this.
:[Pipp Petals]
::Try something new, take a chance, just—
:Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
:[smack!]
:Pipp Petals: [vocalizes, voice cracks]
:Pipp Petals: The video was called "Princess Pipp's Top Ten Most Epic Fails". It has... [clears throat] ...thirteen billion views.
:[fabric tears]
:Pipp Petals: Hmm? [screaming]
:Sunny Starscout: [laughs]
:Pipp Petals: You see? You've got to own your fails. If you play this right, they could remember for months.
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Pipp Petals: Look. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you bananas...
:Sunny Starscout: ...make a banana smoothie?
:Pipp Petals: [deep gasp] That's it! Leave this to me!
:["My Bananas" remix playing]
:Pipp Petals: [amplified through microphone] You know her from the videos! You know her from the memes! You know her from the funky dance remix! And if you like "My Bananas"...
:Ponies: "My Bananas"!
:Pipp Petals: ...then you'll looooove her Oopsy-Doopsy Banana Smoothie! Everypony, put your hooves together for... Sunny!
:Seashell: [gasps] Sunny! Sign my banana!
:Dahlia: I want eighteen smoothies!
:Sunny Starscout: [laughs] I guess this wasn't such a disaster after all. Thanks, Pipp.
:Pipp Petals: Of course. Anything to help.
:[splat]
:[ponies gasp]
:[cameras clicking]
:Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: [laugh]
==Zipp's Yes Day==
:Hitch Trailblazer, Izzy Moonbow, and Pipp Petals: [gulping]
:Sunny Starscout: Go, go, go, go! And...
:Pipp Petals: Totally done! [hiccups] Again!
:[stopwatch beeps]
:Sunny Starscout: Seven-point-one seconds. It's a new Gulp-a-thon record, Pipp!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [pants]
:Izzy Moonbow: Done!
:Posey Bloom: Hey!
:Izzy Moonbow: Phew! I drank that whoooole smoothie soooo fast! Whew! Fastest I've ever done! Wow!
:Posey Bloom: [clears throat]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, hi, Posey. Loving the new 'do. Purple highlights? Funky!
:Posey Bloom: Unbelievable!
:Pipp Petals: Uh-oh! I knew it! Here it comes!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aah! Can't... stop it... now!
:Pipp Petals and Hitch Trailblazer: Brain freeze!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [groaning]
:Pipp Petals: Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Oh, no! I've also got the... the freeze! Oh! Ooh, it burns! I mean, uh, so cold!
:Pipp Petals, Hitch Trailblazer, and Izzy Moonbow: [groaning]
:Zipp Storm: Oh, no! What happened? Are they okay?
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, it's just a bit of brain freeze. It'll be over any second. But Gulp-a-thon round three is up next, and there's a smoothie with your name on it, Zipp. What do you say?
:Zipp Storm: Yeah... Tempting, but no, thanks. I'm good. Working on some Pega-dives. Check this one out.
:[whooshing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Aah!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:[splat]
:Posey Bloom: You have got to be KIDDING ME!!!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony
::Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony
::Pick up your hooves and slide to the right
::Shake your mane now side-to-side
:Come on, Zippy! You love this song!
:Zipp Storm: No, thanks. I'm good.
:[doors close]
:Pipp Petals: [scoffs]
:[thud!]
:Zipp Storm: That's weird. They said they'd be here.
:Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, and Sunny Starscout: Surprise!
:Zipp Storm: Hey! What are you ponies—? [screams]
:Izzy Moonbow: Surpri—! [coughing] Okay, Zipp, it's... your turn.
:[whoosh!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [spitting] Don't you wanna be a seapony?
:Zipp Storm: No, thanks. I'm good.
:Pipp Petals: [spitting] Ugh! That's it! We have to do something! All she ever says is "no"!
:Zipp Storm: Nah!
:Zipp Storm: Nope!
:Zipp Storm: Uh-uh!
:Zipp Storm: Neigh-way!
:Pipp Petals: Hmmm... Aha!
:Pipp Petals: This is exactly what she needs...
:[door opens]
:Pipp Petals: ...but Zipp'd neeeeever do anything like this!
:Zipp Storm: I'd never do what?
:Pipp Petals: [chuckles] Oh, hey, Zipp. Didn't see ya there. We were just watching a bunch of "Yes Day" clips. Have you heard of 'em?
:Sunny Starscout: You'd hate it. You have to say "yes" to anything.
:Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, and Pipp Petals: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: Can you imagine?
:Pipp Petals: Anything you want for a whole day?
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, I bet Zipp could—
:Pipp Petals: Shhhh!
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] ...never do it! No way, missy! No "Yes Days" in your future! Only "No Days" for you for the rest of your neigh-saying life!
:[beat]
:Zipp Storm: I could do a "Yes Day". Easy.
:Rest of Mane 5: [laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: No way!
:Izzy Moonbow: Not in a million moons!
:Zipp Storm: I totally could say "yes" for a whole day! I'll prove it!
:Pipp Petals: Re-he-heally? Zipp Storm, are you saying "yes" to a "Yes Day"?
:Zipp Storm: ...Yes?
:[music]
:[zipping]
:[engine revving]
:Zipp Storm: [screaming]
:[screech!]
:Zipp Storm: [groans]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo! Glitterball!
:[splash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: What do you say, Zipperooni? The glitter's warm.
:[whoosh!]
:Zipp Storm: Yeaaaah!
:[splash!]
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, ponies. Time for the Giga Gulp!
:Zipp Storm: Aw, yeah!
:Hitch Trailblazer, Izzy Moonbow, and Pipp Petals: [cheering]
:Mane 5 sans Sunny Starscout: [gulping]
:Zipp Storm: Yeah!
:Zipp Storm: Uh-huh!
:Zipp Storm: Uh-huh!
:Zipp Storm: Aw, yeah!
:Pipp Petals: Say "Yes Day"!
:[camera clicks]
:Pipp Petals: And... post! Okay, Zipp. Just one last thing.
:[bass booming]
:[Pipp Petals]
::Come on, ponies
::Show me what you got
::I said show me what you got
::Here we go now, here we go
:Pipp Petals: There's no more time! Ugh, ponyfeathers! But you did it, Zipp! How do you feel?
:Zipp Storm: Honestly, I thought it was going to be the worst day ever. But actually, I've... well... I've had so much fun! I should say "yes" more often!
:Rest of Mane 5: [cheering]
:Sunny Starscout: Yay, Zipp! Welcome to "Team Yes"!
:Zipp Storm: Hand it over, sis. [sighs] I really do love this song!
:[Pipp Petals]
::It's the pony hip hop!
::Do the pony-ony-ony!
==Another Pony's Trash==
:[bird chirps]
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs] Another beautiful day in— Aah!
:[newspaper rustles]
:Sunny Starscout: [grunting] Come on! [reading] "Maretime Bay Trash Heap of Equestria"?! Huh?! "Filming Visitor Numbers Cause Chaos"?! [scoffs] Can you guys believe this? As if Maretime Bay has a trash problem!
:Pipp Petals: Ummm... are you kidding? It's, like, all over Clip Trot.
:["Do the Bunny Hip Hop" playing]
:[splash]
:Hitch Trailblazer: And it's not just trash. I've been getting a lot of complaints about how busy Maretime Bay is now. They are mostly from Posey, but still.
:Posey Bloom: Unicorns are gasping too much at the views! Pegasus wings creating unwanted breezes! Unicorns smell! And another thing—! Hey! [growls]
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, pony baloney. These newsponies always make things look worse than they are. I'm sure it's all just a big fuss over nothing.
:[whooshing]
:Rufus: [groans]
:Sunny Starscout: See? Everything's— Whoa! —fine. Huh? Hey! Ugh! [groans] You've got to be kidding me.
:Salespony 1: Selfie sticks! Get your selfie sticks!
:Salespony 2: [amplified] Megaphones! Get your megaphones!
:[rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps, groans]
:Unicorn Colt: [giggling]
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, we may have a problem.
:Sunny Starscout: Ponies, you were right. Maretime Bay is a trash heap!
:Zipp Storm: [whispering] I've seen actual trash heaps that are much cleaner.
:Sunny Starscout: Well, I'm not gonna sit around and watch our town turn into a complete disaster. [gravelly] It's time to take out the trash!
:Izzy Moonbow: Awww, but I took out the trash this morning.
:Sunny Starscout: Not literally, Izzy. Ugh.
:Izzy Moonbow: Ohhhh. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
:[cool music]
:Sunny Starscout: Listen up, "Team Clean"! If we want to live together, we're gonna have to work together! Clean every corner! Sweep every sidewalk! Mop every, uh... moppable area! Zipp, track down those litterers! Izzy, you're on redecoration! Hitch, sort out the rickshaw problem! Pipp, selfie sticks! Critters...
:[bird chirps]
:Sunny Starscout: ...just stay adorable! Okay, Maretime Bay! Time to sparkle and shine!
:Zipp Storm: This... is... disgusting! Who lives like this?! Whew. That's better.
:[rumbling]
:Zipp Storm: You've got to be kidding me!
:Izzy Moonbow: Okay... Almost there... Just a little bit— Aah! [screams]
:[crash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: A little help here?!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hey! Slow down, pal! Hey! Order! ORDER! Whoa! Whoa!
:Pipp Petals: See? It's super easy. Like this.
:[selfie sticks clanging]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Oh. Oh, no. Oh! Oh, careful! Oh! Look out!
:Hitch Trailblazer: It's no good, Sunny. We need more help.
:Zipp Storm: There's so much garbage. The town's about to explode!
:[rumbling]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa!
:[hooves stampeding]
:Sunny Starscout: W-What's all this?
:Pegasus Stallion: We saw Pipp's video.
:Unicorn Mare: Pretty inspiring stuff.
:Posey Bloom: We're here to help clean up. If we want to live together, we're gonna have to work togeth—
:Sunny Starscout: Yeah, yeah, I remember the speech. Wow. Okay, um... Izzy! Get these ponies some "Team Clean" caps! Let's clean up like there's no tomorrow!
:Salespony 1: There's no tomorrow?! [screams]
:[magic shimmering]
:[racoonicorn 2122 groans]
:[cans clattering]
:[traffic light clicking]
:Jazz Hooves: [laughing]
:[cameras clicking]
:[magic shimmering]
:[whoosh!]
:Sunny Starscout: Everypony, today is a wondrous day!
:Rufus: Tuesday?
:Sunny Starscout: Yes! Thank you, Rufus. But it's also the day we proved that ponykind can live together in unity! So long as we clean up once in a while.
:[crowd cheers]
:Sunny Starscout: So I hereby announce the brand-new yearly Cleanup Carnival! A special day to clean Maretime Bay from head to hoof! All overseen by "Team Clean"!
:[crowd cheers]
:Rufus: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked cleaning before it was cool.
==Starscout Code==
:Sunny Starscout: Gotta love spring cleaning! [gasps] Awww! My first roller skates! Keep!
:[zoom!]
:[shatter!]
:Sunny Starscout: Or... maybe recycle. Donate!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Izzy, what do you want to do with all these noisy, glowy gems? Uh, Izzy?
:Izzy Moonbow: [muffled] Almost... got it...!
:[creaking]
:Sunny Starscout: Izzy, no!
:[thud]
:[crash!]
:Mane 5: [scream]
:[squeak]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] And for my next trick... let's do that again!
:[shimmering]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa! Huh?
:[clank!]
:[click]
:Argyle Starshine: Surprise, Sunny-Bunny!
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps] Dad?
:Argyle Starshine: I guess you found the old family blanket. Quite something, isn't it? It's actually an ancient pony artifact passed down for ten generations. Other pieces were hidden in Zephyr Heights and Bridlewood years ago. One day, magic will return. And Sunny, I know you'll be the one to do it. But even still, it'll take the whole family to get the other pieces.
:Sunny Starscout: Whole family? But it's just me now.
:[click]
:Zipp Storm: [sniffs] This smells... like a mystery!
:Sunny Starscout: Smells more like an adventure to me! Come on, everypony!
:Queen Haven: What a wonderful surprise.
:Sunny Starscout: [panting] Queen Haven! We need... to ask you...!
:Queen Haven: Wow! That blanket! My throne room hasn't looked like that in centuries! Wherever did you—?
:Zipp Storm: The throne room! I knew it looked familiar! Thanks, Mom!
:Queen Haven: Y-You're welcome, darling! I think.
:Sunny Starscout: Huh. I guess that's where the next piece is? How do we—?
:Izzy Moonbow: [clears throat] I've got this, ponies. Open sesa-pony!
:[shimmering]
:Izzy Moonbow: [straining] Any... minute... now!
:[rumbling]
:Zipp Storm: Hmmm...
:Pipp Petals: Mom's not going to like this!
:Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [straining]
:Sunny Starscout: Hitch! We need Earth pony magic, too!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Say no more, Sunny. Critters, roll out! Now... lift!
:[birds straining]
:[zoom!]
:[smack!]
:Sunny Starscout: Hitch, I, um... meant our other Earth pony magic.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah, that... makes more sense. Good hustle, team.
:[shimmering]
:[rumbling]
:Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [straining]
:[triumphant music]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] I know that place!
:[crash!]
:Zipp Storm: Um, we should probably...
:Pipp Petals: [laughs nervously] Yes! Let's!
:[zoom!]
:[doors open]
:Queen Haven: My throne! Guards!
:[bubbling]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaa! I told you! Just like the picture! Now, let's see if I remember how it works. Uhhhh... uni-cadabra!
:[crystals chiming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa...
:Sunny Starscout: It's beautiful!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ready, ponies? Once I hit the big gem, you have to hit all the others in order, okay?
:Sunny Starscout: Ohhhh. Like Just Prance!
:[off-key chime]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Only bigger, harder...
:Pipp Petals: And muddier!
:Zipp Storm: We've got this.
:Izzy Moonbow: Well then... uni-kazam!
:[multiple off-key chimes]
:[harmonious chime]
:[multiple harmonious chimes]
:[crash!]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa, whoa!
:Pipp Petals: Ew, ew, ew, ew!
:[whoosh!]
:[harmonious chime]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Go, Sunny!
:Izzy Moonbow: Did you see that?!
:Zipp Storm: You did it!
:[rumbling]
:Zipp Storm: Is it done? Come on! Let me see!
:Izzy Moonbow: And... presto!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Well, that is something.
:Pipp Petals: It's hooftag #Vintage!
:Sunny Starscout: It's... us. [laughs]
:[click]
:Argyle Starshine: Now, you're probably thinking our family's a little too small to do all this. [chuckles] And you'd be right. But "family" is just a fancy word for ponies that always stick together. Your friends can be a family you choose. And Sunny, hoof to heart, I know you'll find that someday.
:Sunny Starscout: I already did, Dad.
==Puphunt==
:[phone vibrating]
:[beep]
:Queen Haven: [crying] Pipp! Pipp, he's gone! Goooone! I looked everywhere! He's missing!
:Pipp Petals: Wait, what? Who's gone, Mother? What are you—?
:Queen Haven: [wailing] So fluffy! And cuddly! And now he's gone!
:Zipp Storm: What's wrong? Did she say "missing"? [gasps] Is someone missing?
:Queen Haven: [wailing] So sweet! Yippy! I love him!
:Zipp Storm: Wait. "Sweet"? "Yippy"? "Fluffy"?
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Cloudpuff?!
:Zipp Storm: We've gotta do something!
:Pipp Petals: Leave it with me! This is where the Pippsqueaks, like, totally shine!
:Dahlia: [gasps] Cloudpuff?!
:Windy: Cloudpuff!
:Rufus: Cloudpuff?!
:Posey Bloom: Cloudpuff?!
:[racoonicorn squeaks]
:[multiple phones beeping]
:Crowd Mare: Have you heard?
:Pegasus Stallion: It's just awful.
:Sunny Starscout: Excuse me!
:Earth Pony Stallion: I heard he ran off with the racoonicorns.
:Sunny Starscout: Hey! Everypony! Can I have your attention?!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [blows whistle]
:Sunny Starscout: Thanks, Hitch. Now, as we all know, Cloudpuff has gone missing, and we need to work together to find him!
:Zipp Storm: Everypony needs to spread out! When somepony or... uh... somepup is missing, the first forty-eight hours are critical! Dewdrop any information directly to my flyPad!
:Pipp Petals: [crying] Cloudpuff is totally a brother to us! We have to find him!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Everypony has their assignments! Let's move out!
:Izzy Moonbow: Thank you for all your—
:[wood creaks]
:Izzy Moonbow: Apparently, five ponies on a table is too many.
:Mane 5: Whoa!
:[crash!]
:Sunny Starscout: [coughs, sighs] It wasn't our most graceful start.
:Zipp Storm: [spits] We've gotta go! Cloudpuff is out there... somewhere!
:[phone beeps]
:Pipp Petals: [sighs] I am live-streaming to you with devastating news. Our beloved and loyal pup... [whimpers] ...Cloudpuff is missing.
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] My sister Zipp is searching high and low in Zephyr Heights.
:[drone whirring]
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] And back in Maretime Bay, Hitch, his critters, and all the Earth ponies are leaving no stone unturned in the search for this pampered pooch.
:[boom!]
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] Even as far as Bridlewood, everypony is finding creative ways to come together to find our sweet little pup.
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Ewwww!
:Sunny Starscout: Aah! Ugh! [nervous chuckle] You're not Cloudpuff, are you now?
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] The only thing we know for sure right now is that, if you're out there, Cloudpuff, we will find you! Even if it means we must cross all of Equestria, we will never...
:Pipp Petals: ...stop... looking!
:[phone beeping]
:Zipp Storm: Ooh. Ugh! That's a bunnycorn! What's this? A street sign? Not helpful! Fan photo of random picture of Hitch, fan photo, fan photo... A sad selfie of Pipp?! Really?! Ugh! It's hopeless! We're never gonna find—! Hang on. What's that? Is them a gem from Cloudpuff's collar?! In the mailroom? Hmmm...
:[phones vibrating]
:[zip!]
:Zipp Storm: [sniffing, groans] Right. Doesn't make any sense. The gems from his collar are here, but he isn't.
:[doors open]
:Pipp Petals and Queen Haven: Where's my fluffy boy?!
:Queen Haven: [crying] Oh, why, why, why?!
:Pipp Petals: [crying] Where are you, Cloudpuffy-poo?!
:Zipp Storm: Hey, look at this stuff. This might sound crazy, but I think Cloudpuff was here.
:Queen Haven: Here?! Why should he be here?! How should I know?!
:Zipp Storm: Mom! Just calm down and think. Why would Cloudpuff have been in the mailroom?
:Queen Haven: I don't know. I mean, I did send you and Pipp a care package of all your favorite things this morning. Maybe he followed me down here, and... WHAAAAAT?! What if I mailed my baby?!
:[walkie-talkie static]
:Zipp Storm: Hitch! Has anything been delivered to the Brighthouse for me or Pipp? Think!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uhhh... Well, funny you should ask. I, uh... You know what it's like. Today has been crazy. And I, uh...
:[door creaks]
:Fifi: Phew! Just the ponies I was looking for! [laughs]
:[muffled growling]
:Fifi: Oh, don't worry. It's been doing that all day.
:Fifi: [voiceover] Wiggliest parcel I've ever tried to deliver!
:[muffled growling]
:[tape rips]
:Cloudpuff: [growling]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [gasp] Hey!
:Cloudpuff: [yips]
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! All of my Luscious Lilac bath bombs?! Cloudpuff, really?!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, neigh way! Is this my hoofprints kit?!
:Queen Haven: I'm afraid so, my dear. What do you have to say for yourself, you naughty little puppy?
:Cloudpuff: [passes gas]
:Queen Haven: Oh, dear! That is truly awful!
:Cloudpuff: [yips]
:Queen Haven: Cloudpuff!
:Pipp Petals: Cloudpuff!
:Zipp Storm: [coughs] Seems like he's paying the price already.
:Cloudpuff: [passes gas]
:Zipp Storm: Ugh!
==Pony Partay==
:Pipp Petals: Hooftag #Gorgeous!
:[splat!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Glitter cannon at the ready, captain! Ooh!
:Pipp Petals: What? Why would we need a glitter cannon?
:Izzy Moonbow: For Sunny's party.
:[whoosh]
:Zipp Storm: The skate ramps are all secured. This party is going to be epic.
:Izzy Moonbow and Pipp Petals: Skate ramps?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ooh! Ooh, ooh! Hey! The dance floor's all ready for—
:Zipp Storm, Izzy Moonbow, and Pipp Petals: Sunny's party?!
:Pipp Petals: No, no, no. We agreed to throw her a makeover party.
:Zipp Storm: Uh, no. You said "an awesome party".
:Izzy Moonbow: An awesome art party!
:Hitch Trailblazer: But I already choreographed a group dance number!
:Zipp Storm: I already built a skate park!
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Oh, no! Sunny's back!
:Pipp Petals: Okay, new plan. We'll all throw our own parties for Sunny. After all, four parties are better than one, right?
:Hitch Trailblazer, Zipp Storm, and Izzy Moonbow: Right!
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs] Aah!
:Rest of Mane 5: Surprise!
:Pipp Petals: I hope you're ready for the best parties eveeeeer!
:Sunny Starscout: Awww! That's so— [screams]
:Sunny Starscout: Awww, thanks, Izzy! I do love a good "craft-ernoon"! [laughs]
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughs] "Craft-ernoon"! Oh, Sunny!
:[Mane 5]
::[faint] 'Cause when this place is poppin'
::We'll party, party, party
:Zipp Storm: You know what this party needs? The element of danger!
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa!
:[Zipp Storm]
::So tonight we're gonna party
::So throw those hooves up, everypony
::We got that glitter, gonna roll
::It's time to glow up the disco
::'Cause when this place is poppin'...
:Sunny Starscout: This is so cool!
:Pipp Petals: Glamour waits for nopony! Come on, Sunny!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Uh-huh, oh, yeah, uh-huh
::We're gonna party, party, party
:Sunny Starscout: I like it!
:Pipp Petals: Of course you do!
:[cranking]
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, I needed this.
:Pipp Petals: Say "hooftag #BeautyGoals"!
:[camera clicks]
:Pipp Petals: Hey!
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::So tonight we're gonna party
:Hitch Trailblazer: Crazy noodle! Unicorn-a-conga!
:Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer: Up high, down low, hitch it to a post! Flip it sunny-side up and on a piece of toast! [cheer]
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::So tonight we're gonna party
:Sunny Starscout: Whoo-hoo! [laughs] Whoa!
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Paint angels! Great idea! Whoo! Whoo!
:[Zipp Storm]
::[rapping]
::Can't stop, won't stop, big mood, big stomp
::Strike your best pose to the pony hip-hop
::[continues under]
:Zipp Storm: Call me "Pony Hawk"!
:[Zipp Storm]
::We might glow the roof off this place
:Sunny Starscout: [screams]
:[smack!]
:[Pipp Petals]
::So tonight we're gonna party
:Sunny Starscout: Ugh.
:Pipp Petals: Sunny, your pores seem really tense.
:Sunny Starscout: Well...
:[Pipp Petals]
::So throw your hooves up, everypony, uh-huh
::We got that—
:Hitch Trailblazer: There's my dance buddy!
:[zip!]
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::It's time to glow up the disco
:Hitch Trailblazer: Are you ready?
:Sunny Starscout: What?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Catch me!
:Izzy Moonbow: Craft time!
:[thud]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::Uh-huh, oh, yeah, uh-huh
::We're gonna party, party, party
::[continues under]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] It's a masterpiece!
:Pipp Petals: Time to tame that mane!
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::Uh-huh, oh, yeah, uh-huh
:[Pipp Petals]
::So tonight we're gonna party, oh yeah
::So throw those hooves up, everypony
:Zipp Storm: Whoa! You're starting from way up there?! You go, Sunny!
:Sunny Starscout: [screaming]
:[crash!]
:Sunny Starscout: Ugh.
:[door opens]
:[stampeding]
:Izzy Moonbow: I am so inspired right now!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sunny! I've been practicing the lift!
:Zipp Storm: I just beat your track time by zero-point-three seconds, Sunny!
:Pipp Petals: Time to curl those eyelashes!
:Sunny Starscout: Okay! Everypony, that's it! This is too much! I can't handle it! I've had so much fun with you all. But it's not what I want. I just want all of us to have fun together.
:Hitch Trailblazer: You know, it's pretty hard to do a conga line with just two ponies.
:Zipp Storm: And races are better with more competition. Maybe we should...
:Izzy Moonbow: ...combine all our parties together? To make a...
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] ...a roller-disco-beauty-glitter party?! [singsong] I love iiiiit! Uh, that's if you love it, Sunny. [nervous laugh]
:Sunny Starscout: Yes!
:Izzy Moonbow: Glitter cannon!
:[boom!]
:Sunny Starscout: Best party ever!
:[critters chittering]
==All That Jazz==
:Pipp Petals: [singsong] Loving iiiiiiit! But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or— Ooh! What about this?
:Dahlia: [gasps] It's so me! I love it!
:Jazz Hooves: Great choice, Dahlia. Right this way.
:Dahlia: I love all your designs, Jazz!
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, they're not mine. I just copy them from a huge library of hooficures. I've never created my own designs before.
:Pipp Petals: Oooh-weee! Those hooves are super-gorge! Mind if I Ponygram them, Dahlia?
:[camera clicks]
:[Pipp Petals]
::Try something new, take a chance, just believe it
::Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?
::Whoa-oh-ohhhh-oh-oh
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunts]
:[door opens]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey! I need a hooftag #Hooficure! It's music night at the Crystal Tea Room tonight! Got anything musicky?
:Jazz Hooves: Something musicky, huh? Let's see what we got.
:Izzy Moonbow: Uhhh, not sure. Blank isn't really my color.
:Jazz Hooves: Uh-oh.
:[error sounds]
:Jazz Hooves: No! Uh, hang on! No! The designs! I think I've used them all up!
:Izzy Moonbow: No biggie. I'll have the same as ol' Rufus here. We can be hoof buddies.
:Rufus: No way, Izzy. Nopony with any style would be caught wearing the same design.
:Jazz Hooves: Rufus is right! If I'm out of designs, nopony will come to Mane Melody for their hooficures!
:Izzy Moonbow: Aw, don't worry, Jazz. You just gotta make some new ones.
:Jazz Hooves: That's just it! I don't know how! I've always just copied the designs! And now I've run out! What am I gonna do?!
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] Stick with me. I know exactly what you need. Jazz Hooves, you've got a date with destiny!
:Jazz Hooves: Destiny?
:Izzy Moonbow: Get ready to have your mind totally blown! [imitates explosions]
:[jazz music]
:Izzy Moonbow: Can you feel the artistic, creative-y vibes flowing right through you?
:[jazz music continues]
:[wild saxophoning]
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, no! Onyx is playing the wrong song!
:Izzy Moonbow: Wait for it... Wait for it...
:[jazz music continues]
:Alphabittle: I just love it when they do their own thing.
:Jazz Hooves: Whoa! This is amazing!
:Izzy Moonbow: Now that's what you call creative inspiration! Sometimes you just gotta throw out the rules and make something new.
:[jazz music ends]
:[applause]
:Izzy Moonbow: See? You can feel it, too! Now all you gotta do is take thing feeling and put it into your art!
:Jazz Hooves: Wow! Maybe I really could create my own hooficure designs!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, you can! And I know just the guinea ponies to help you practice!
:Izzy Moonbow: Let's do this!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Don't hold back!
:Sunny Starscout: Follow your heart!
:Zipp Storm: Unleash your inner artiste!
:[racoonicorn squeaks]
:[Pipp Petals]
::Try something new, take a chance, just believe it
::Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?
::At Mane Melody, hey!
::At Mane Melody!
:Sunny Starscout: Jazz, how did you know? Triple-berry is totally my favorite!
:Jazz Hooves: Yay!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ka-chow! Who's yo' daddy?!
:Pipp Petals: I feel an exclusive hoof reveal video coming on!
:[camera clicks]
:Jazz Hooves: Thanks, Izzy. Without your help, I would've never been brave enough to create my own designs.
:Izzy Moonbow: Well, looks like you're gonna need all the inspiration you can get. Check it out!
:[ponies chattering]
:[door opens]
:Ponies: It's the hooficure queen!
:Rufus: Hey! Your hooves are fierce, Izzy! [laughs] Can I get the same design as her, Jazz?
:Izzy Moonbow: Fantabuloso! Finally, a hoof buddy!
:Jazz Hooves: Neigh way, Rufus. Everypony gets their own one-of-a-kind design. Follow me. [gasps]
:[ponies chattering]
:Jazz Hooves: It'll be worth the wait. I promise.
==Pippsqueaks Forever==
:Pipp Petals: Totally amazing new products comin' at ya! [gasps]
:[boom!]
:Pipp Petals: [screams, coughing and sputtering] I'm, like, totally blue!
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:[zipping]
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:[poof!]
:[bubbling]
:Pipp Petals: Uhhh...
:[splat]
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! What... is... happening?!
:Pipp Petals: Aha! There you are!
:Pipp Petals: Hmmm... [gasps] Wow!
:[poof!]
:Pipp Petals: Ughhh! You have gotta be kidding me! I promised the Pippsqueaks a new product! Today! Okay. Don't panic, Pipp. Just go get a smoothie and come back and try again. No point freaking out.
:Pipp Petals: I'm totally freaking out! Sunnyyyy! Help meeee!
:Sunny Starscout: Morning, Pipp. I have your inspiration-packed strawberry ripple smoothie for youuuu... Uh...
:Pipp Petals: You are a total life-saver.
:Sunny Starscout: Uh-huh...
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! My morning has been a complete disaster!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh-huh...
:Pipp Petals: I'm supposed to reveal my new product today!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh...
:Pipp Petals: But everything keeps exploding!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh...
:Pipp Petals: Sunny, you're acting weird. Is everything okay?
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, well... now that you mention it... there is something you need to see.
:Pipp Petals: Hmm? [screams] I have a beard?! What?! What?! [stuttering] How did this happen?!
:Seashell: Just keep refreshing, Glory!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Oh, no! Pippsqueaks! They can't see me like this!
:Glory: Refresh! Refresh!
:Seashell: Three strawberry ripples, please. That's Pipp's favorite, right?
:Sunny Starscout: Sure is. Coming right up.
:Glory: Ugh! Still nothing! But Pipp said it's coming out today!
:Seashell: Just keep trying! Pipp wouldn't let us down!
:Sunny Starscout: There you go. Exactly how Pipp likes it. Enjoy!
:Pippsqueaks: [slurping, sounds of approval]
:Pipp Petals: See, Sunny? The Pippsqueaks are waiting for my new product, and all I am going to do is let them down.
:Sunny Starscout: Hmmm... Aha! Maybe if you got to know the Pippsqueaks a little better, making products they love will be easier. You could even create something together.
:Pipp Petals: Ha! Sunny, you are a genius! It's time to go undercover!
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, I-I didn't mean...
:Pipp Petals: Now, all I need is a disguise.
:Pippsqueaks: [giggling]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] So creative!
:["Let Out Your Light" playing]
:Glory: [indistinct singing]
:[music stops]
:Pippsqueaks: [groan]
:Pipp Petals: Total design flaw!
:[thud]
:Pippsqueaks: [giggling]
:Seashell: Ugh. Mine didn't work! Look! My lips aren't sparkly at all!
:Peach Fizz: Yeah! This glitter isn't sticking to mine either!
:Pipp Petals: Glitter... lips... [gasps] Yes, that's it! Pippsqueaks, you are brilliant! Pippsqueaks! I need your help!
:Pippsqueaks: [scream]
:Seashell: Help you?! We don't even know you! Come on, ponies! Let's get out of here!
:Pipp Petals: Wait! It's me! It's Pipp!
:Glory: Um, no. That is Pipp.
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Glory: You have a beard. Nice try.
:[Pipp Petals]
::Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?
::At Mane Melody!
:Seashell: Wow! It really is you! But... what happened to your face?
:Pipp Petals: That is a seriously long story. And more importantly, your lip glitter idea is genius!
:Pippsqueaks: Ah!
:Pipp Petals: Would you ponies want to create it together?
:Pippsqueaks: [giggle]
:Seashell: Our answer is yes!
:Pipp Petals: Ready?
:Pippsqueaks: Ready!
:[shimmering sounds]
:Pippsqueaks: [giggling]
:Pipp Petals and Pippsqueaks: [gasp]
:Pipp Petals: Hmm?
:Pippsqueaks: Oh!
:Pipp Petals and Pippsqueaks: [cheer, giggle]
:Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks! My newest product is finally here! And this one is extra special because the idea came from you, my friends! And here with a sneak peek at lip glitter is...
:Seashell: I'm Seashell! And I call this color "Maretime Bay Babe"! Mwah!
:Glory: And I'm Glory! And my lip glitter is called "Pega-Sassy"!
:Peach Fizz: Hey, it's me, Peach Fizz! And this lip glitter is called... uh... uh... "Unicorny Morning Breath"!
:Pipp Petals: [nervous laugh] Well, you know, we're still working out all the details. But lip glitter is coming soon! Laters! "Unicorny Morning Breath"?
:Peach Fizz: Uh... I'm so sorry, Pipp! I-I panicked! I've never done a livestream before!
:Pipp Petals, Seashell, and Glory: [laughing]
==Dragon Dad==
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling] Yaaaay! Wheeeee!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ponies, stop! The hoofcuffs are about to—!
:[zip!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [yelps]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aah!
:[thud]
:[splat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...break.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Blblblbl! Right! That's it! You ponies obviously need a refresher on the three S's of successful pony parenting!
:Sunny Starscout: The three S's?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [scoffs, nervous laugh] You know, uh... my foolproof system for perfect dragon parenting. Uh, number one – keep them safe! Yeah! Number two – no snacks!
:[shredder whirring]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Spaghetti snacks!
:Hitch Trailblazer: And three – never let them out of your sight. Wait, where'd he go? Sparky? Sparky?!
:Zipp Storm: [chuckles] Up top, sheriff.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Yaaaay!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I know. That was a... a test. [nervous laugh] And you passed.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles, belches]
:Misty: Aah! Wait a second. That looked like... dragonfire?!
:[low, ethereal humming]
:[fire roars]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screams]
:Misty: If I can get some juicy intel on Sparky's dragonfire, maybe Opaline will finally stop talking about it.
:Opaline: Get me that dragonfire!
:Opaline: With dragonfire, I'll be the most powerful Fire Alicorn of all time! [evil laughter]
:Opaline: Dragon... [snores] ...fire... [snoring]
:Hitch Trailblazer: The station is danger-proof from head to hoof! Hey, that rhymed.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, like putting those safety locks on cupboard doors.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh, try a six-point laser-triggered alarm system!
:[click]
:[lasers humming]
:[alarm buzzing]
:[keys jingling]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps] And there's sharp objects! Always keep them locked safely away!
:[clanking]
:Hitch Trailblazer: And under constant watch!
:Pipp Petals: Hmmm. Nice and simple.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Lastly, make sure you cushion all the hard corners and edges! See? No risk of harm whatsoever!
:[bubble wrap squeaking]
:[fire roars]
:[chomp!]
:Zipp Storm: Yow!
:Misty: Whoa! No wonder Opaline wants that dragonfire! It's so powerful!
:[fire roars]
:Misty: Yipe!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Now, Main Street is the best place to practice what I call snack resistance training. Sparky needs to be able—
:[zip!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]
:[thud]
:[crash]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming, pants] As I was saying, he needs to be able to—
:[zip!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [panting] It's a learning curve.
:Izzy Moonbow: This learning curve tastes like blueberries. [chomps]
:Sunny Starscout: Um, Hitch? What did you say the third "S" was?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Never let them out of your sight! Aah! Where's he gone?! Where's Sparky?! We have to find him! Izzy, check the beach! Zipp, be our eyes in the sky! Sunny, you, uh, just skate around until you find him!
:[beeping]
:[whoosh]
:Misty: [coughing]
:[squirting]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:[doors open]
:Pipp Petals: [violent panting]
:[squirt!]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Misty: [gasps] Aah!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I can't even look after one little baby dragon!
:[fire roars]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky! Oh, thank hoofness! I was so worried! I thought you might've fallen into the sea or been baked into a pie or been eaten by bees or—!
:Izzy Moonbow: Look at the bunnycorn, Hitch. Look at the bunnycorn. [sighs] There we are.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] Sorry, ponies. I just... Aah! All I want is to be a great dragon dad!
:Sunny Starscout: Hitch, you are a great dragon dad. Just look how much you care about Sparky. But honestly, I think you can relax a little bit.
:Misty: [grunting]
:Zipp Storm: Sunny's right. Sparky might be a baby, but he's made of pretty tough stuff.
:Misty: [grunting]
:[fire roars]
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Thanks, everypony. And you're right. I need to be less controlling. Hey, Sparky? I'm sorry I was so... Sparky?
:Mane 5: SPARKY, NO!
==Nightmare Night Party==
:Pipp Petals: Who's ready for a Nightmare Night fright-shion show?!
:[ponies cheer]
:Pipp Petals: Let's kick off with the triplets of terror! Awww! Adorable, right?
:[ponies groan]
:Pipp Petals: Princess Zephyrina is clear for take off!
:[whooshing]
:[ponies cheer]
:Pipp Petals: Next, it's... the random Rufunzo!
:[horns honking]
:Pipp Petals: Here's Hitch as... Hitch but with a mustache!
:[ponies cheer]
:Pipp Petals: Trading the shine of the sun for the dark of the moon, it's Sunny!
:[sinister music]
:[ponies gasp]
:Sunny Starscout: Hey, everypony!
:[ponies cheer]
:Jazz Hooves: And... done!
:Izzy Moonbow: Thanks, Jazzle-Dazzle! Bye!
:Pipp Petals: Here comes Izzy!
:Camerapony: Ah!
:Pipp Petals: Oh-ho-ho, and she's brought all her best friends!
:[ponies cheer]
:Pipp Petals: And next to the stage, we have Mane Melody's very ooooown... Jazz!
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps] Oh, no, no! Come on, Jazz! Pick one!
:[wolf howls]
:Jazz Hooves: [grunting] What do I do?! What do I— Whoa!
:Pipp Petals: Jazz has come as...
:[ponies gasp]
:Pipp Petals: ...whatever this is.
:[ponies cheer]
:Jazz Hooves: Awww!
:Misty: Okay, Opaline. We're in.
:[amulet clicks]
:Opaline: [yawns] Took you long enough. Ugh, puh-lease. Nightmare Night is so— Was that a... flying snail? Ugh! This place has really gone downhill. Ugh. Anyway, tell me the plan again, Misty.
:Misty: First, I need to get—
:Opaline: Get these ponies to use their magic so we can figure out how it works and then take it from them! [laughs evilly]
:Misty: [forced laughter]
:Opaline: You really need to stop doing that. It throws me off. Now, get. To. Work!
:[amulet clicks]
:Pipp Petals: Oh, everypony looks great! Now, let's get the party started! Hit it!
:Jazz Hooves: [blows]
:[party music]
:[wolf howls]
:[Pipp Petals]
::There somethin' kinda creepy
::Happenin' tonight
:[Jazz Hooves]
::So call your favorite ghoulies
::And get your costume right
:[Rocky Riff]
::They may look freaky
::But I promise they won't bite
:[Pipp Petals]
::And they say the place is haunted
::But the dancing's a delight
:[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
::It may look scary
::But don't be afraid
::'Cause nothing's what it seems
::At a monster partay
:Misty: [sinister chuckle]
:[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
::It may look spooky
::But don't have a fright
::'Cause at this monster party
::We'll rock all night
:Misty: [muttering] I am just being normal. Normal! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
:Izzy Moonbow: Wow! Great mask, Misty. Did you make it yourself?
:Misty: What, this old thing? Whoa-oa-oa! I love this song!
:Izzy Moonbow: That pony's sparkle is all mixed up.
:Zipp Storm: Yeah. Something's very suspicious about her— Whoa!
:[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
::It may look scary
::But don't be afraid
::'Cause nothing's what it seems
::At a monster partay
::It may look spooky
::But don't have a fright—
:[music stops]
:[ponies murmuring]
:Misty: [sinister chuckle]
:Pipp Petals: Everypony, stay calm! We can fix this!
:Misty: Well?
:[amulet clicks]
:Opaline: No one loves ruining a party as much as I do, Misty. But I'm here to see them use their magic, remember?
:Misty: Wait for it...
:[water splashing]
:[shimmering sounds]
:[splash!]
:Opaline: [gasps]
:[ponies murmuring]
:Zipp Storm: Oh, no! Pipp's decorations!
:Izzy Moonbow: Don't worry, Zipp! [groaning]
:Zipp Storm: Ah! Izzy, watch out!
:[splash]
:Opaline: [laughs] I've seen all I need to see. Look at this chaos. Once I have that dragonfire, none of these ponies could ever challenge me. And Misty? Don't dawdle on your way home this time.
:[amulet clicks]
:Zipp Storm: Left a bit...
:Izzy Moonbow: [groaning]
:Zipp Storm: All right! Now, Izzy!
:[Pegasi laughing]
:[ponies gasp]
:Misty: Whoa!
:Rufus: [chomps]
:Pippsqueaks: [gasp, giggle]
:[horn honking]
:Pippsqueaks: [scream, gasp, giggle]
:Pipp Petals: Jazz, you know what to do.
:[music continues]
:[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
::Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah
::'Cause at this monster party
::We'll rock all night
::Bah-dah-dah-dah-dah
:[ponies laughing]
==Haunted House==
:[knocking on door]
:Mane 5: Trick or treat! Thank you!
:Mane 5: Trick or treat! Thank you!
:Mane 5: Trick or treat! Thank you!
:[knocking on door]
:Mane 5: Trick or treat!
:Posey Bloom: [screams]
:Zipp Storm: Hey!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
:Sunny Starscout: Ugh.
:Pipp Petals: Rude!
:Izzy Moonbow: Was it something we said?
:[stomach rumbling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: No, no, no, not here, Sparky! Buddy, we're right here!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Well, time to go.
:Posey Bloom: [gasps] My flowers are... spaghetti?! SPARKY! Everypony knows that pasta gives me—
:Izzy Moonbow: [slurping] That little dragon sure does make a tasty noodle! [slurps]
:Posey Bloom: [growls]
:Izzy Moonbow: I should... go.
:Posey Bloom: Ugh!
:Pipp Petals: [groans] Not even a strawberry ripple smoothie can cheer me up tonight. All I want is some actual Nightmare Night spoooookiness.
:Sunny Starscout: Pipp, the night is young. Who knows what kind of spookiness might be just around the corner?
:Pipp Petals: Ugh, please. Earth ponies wouldn't know spookiness if—
:Izzy Moonbow: Boo! [growls]
:Pipp Petals: As I was saying, Earth ponies and... unicorns... have a lot to learn about creating spook-tacular vibes. I mean, first you need an abandoned house with, like, super creaky floorboards, and it's gotta have all the cobwebs. And it has to be, like, so dark...
:[amulet clicks]
:[whooshing]
:Opaline: Ooh. Those silly ponies have the dragon with them.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [belches]
:Opaline: Now get him for me, Misty. He has the dragonfire that I need. And Misty? Don't let me down. Or else!
:[amulet clicks]
:Pipp Petals: ...Ooh, and the music is key! Something like... [vocalizes]
:Misty: [deep, gravelly voice] Oh, excuse me! Sorry about that!
:Pipp Petals: Oh, don't worry about— [gasps]
:Misty: See ya!
:[zip!]
:Pipp Petals: A haunted house? Now this is what I'm talking about!
:Misty: [evil chuckle]
:[thunder]
:Pipp Petals: Come on, ponies! This is exactly what we need! So, so fun!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky, wait! Stay with Pipp! Ah! It's gonna be so dark in there!
:Zipp Storm: You're not afraid of the dark, are ya... sheriff?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Who, me? Hah! Neigh way! Just stay right by my side, Izzy! I'll keep you safe!
:Sunny Starscout and Zipp Storm: [laugh]
:[doors close]
:[thunder]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky?! It's so dark! I can't see a thing! Sparky? Sparky? Where are— Aah!
:Izzy Moonbow: Pipp is right! This is fun!
:[Pegamice squeaking]
:Mane 5: [yelp]
:Hitch Trailblazer and Izzy Moonbow: [scream]
:Pipp Petals: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout and Zipp Storm: [scream]
:Mane 5: [screaming]
:Opaline: Yes... That's it, little dragon. Bring that dragonfire of yours this way.
:Misty: Ugh! Is that garlic breath?
:Opaline: Misty! Focus! Ugh. Oh, dear. That is potent.
:[click!]
:Zipp Storm and Hitch Trailblazer: [scream]
:[beep!]
:Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow: [scream]
:Opaline: Get me that dragon, Misty! Or you can kiss getting a cutie mark goodbye!
:Pipp Petals: Puh-lease. Look at these cobwebs. So last season. Am I right, Sparky?
:[beat]
:Pipp Petals: Oh, no. Sparky? Sparky!
:[thud]
:Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer: [groaning]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, everypony! Look at me! I'm stuck!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Opaline: Now, Misty, now!
:[beep!]
:Opaline: [sighs] After all these moons, dragonfire will finally be mine! What are you waiting for?! GET HIM!
:[thudding]
:Opaline: [yelps] Ugh! I have to do everything myself! [yelps]
:[crash]
:[stomach rumbling]
:Misty: That can't be good.
:[flatulence]
:Misty: Oh, no!
:[boom!]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Misty: [panting] Don't worry, Opaline! I'll get him!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:[thud]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Pipp Petals: Sparky! Wait! Slow down!
:Hitch Trailblazer: We'll never find my sweet little dragon baby!
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, hey, Sparky.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, what? Oh, thank hoofness! Let's get out of here!
:Pipp Petals: Did you ponies see Sparky?!
:Zipp Storm: Um... no, but... Sunny! Pipp!
:Misty: [groaning]
:Zipp Storm: Pony ghost! Ruuuuun!
:Pipp Petals: This is totally spook-tacular! [laughing]
:Seashell: Three tickets, please! Pipp said it was spook-tacular!
:Misty: What have I done?
==Baby Critters Club==
:Sunny Starscout: Are you sure you're okay to critter-sit for us, Jazz? We don't have to go.
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, you ponies enjoy your night out. I'm sure these little floofs won't be a problem.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah, I'm sure you can handle it. Just don't let McSnipsalot get a hold of anything sharp!
:Zipp Storm: And don't let them get into my marshmallow spread!
:Izzy Moonbow: Or poop in my craft corner! Again!
:Pipp Petals: And most importantly, do... NOT... let them into the bedroom!
:Jazz Hooves: McSnipsa-what?
:[beat]
:Pipp Petals: Think that's it! Come on! We're going to be late! Thanks so much for doing this, Jazz! Just put the critters to bed, and you'll be fine! Byeeeee!
:[door closes]
:Jazz Hooves: Uhhhh...
:Jazz Hooves: Well... that should all be easy enough. Eh, critters?
:[wind chime]
:Jazz Hooves: Uh, critters? Don't be scared. It's just me, Jazz.
:[clicking]
:Jazz Hooves: Huh? Hey, come on, critters. It's bedtime. Where are you—? [screams]
:[racoonicorn laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: Huh? [gasps]
:[bunnycorns laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: Whoa! What?!
:[birds squawking]
:Jazz Hooves: Down from there! Stop that!
:[clicking]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps, panting] Where'd you get a birthday cake?!
:[splat!]
:[bunnycorns laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: No! I promised the ponies I'd put you to bed! Time to settle down!
:[beat]
:[critters laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: [sighs]
:[slice!]
:[splat]
:[birds squawking]
:Jazz Hooves: Whoa! Hey! This is way too much energy! Hey, who wants a nice hot cocoa, huh? Hmm?
:[racoonicorns laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: No! No! Not upstairs!
:[splat!]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps]
:[critters laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: Not the bedroom!
:[doors open]
:Jazz Hooves: Huh?
:[racoonicorns laughing]
:[crash!]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps]
:[birds singing]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps] Aah!
:[Pegasnail laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Hey, critters! Who wants a sleepy bedtime story?
:[critters squeak]
:Jazz Hooves: Awww...
:[bunnycorn laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: [sighs] Come on! Ugh!
:[critters laughing]
:[thudding]
:Jazz Hooves: Okay... How about a nice relaxing lullaby? Give me that! [grunting] Aah!
:[crash!]
:Bunnycorn: Ooh...
:[click]
:Opaline: What? Who is this? Is this a prank call? When I find out who you are...!
:[ripping]
:[critters laughing]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasping]
:[critters laughing]
:[birds singing]
:Jazz Hooves: UGH! I'm not a petsitter! I'm a stylist!
:[racoonicorn laughs]
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps] I'm a stylist! Okay, so I guess you critters aren't ready to sleep, huh? Well, I'll be doing some super-fun makeovers [singsong] downstaaaaaairs!
:[critters laugh]
:[Mane 5]
::We'll party, party, party, oh yeah
:[Sunny Starscout]
::Kickin' off this party, all my ponies feelin' great
:[Pipp Petals]
::Manes right, looks tight
:[Mane 5]
::We might glow the roof off this place!
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::You know it's gonna rain G-L-I-double-T-E-R
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::When we're movin' these hooves like we're ClipTrot stars!
:Jazz Hooves: You critters are killin' it! Mmm! Work that scuttle, critter girl!
:[racoonicorns squeak]
:Jazz Hooves: What a reveal! McSnipsalot is serving claws! Work it! The glamour! The talent! Are those curtains? Yikes!
:[cameras clicking]
:Jazz Hooves: Beachwear! Formal glamour!
:[bird squawks]
:Jazz Hooves: High fashion! Everycritter say, "Gorgeous!"
:[camera clicks]
:[door opens]
:Zipp Storm: Hey, Jazz. We're back.
:Sunny Starscout: [laughs]
:Mane 5: [gasp]
:[critters snoring]
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, you're home already?
:Pipp Petals: You would not believe the evening we've had!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wow, you got all the critters to go to bed?
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] That's a first.
:Sunny Starscout: I knew you'd be able to get them under control. Maybe we should do this more often.
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
:Izzy Moonbow: Huh?
:Jazz Hooves: [nervous laugh] We... might've hit a few snags along the way?
==Filly Filling==
:Sunny Starscout: Ruuuuun! Pumpkin-lanche!
:Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Good season for pumpkins this year. If anything, a bit too good.
:Zipp Storm: What do you even do with this many pumpkins? Any ideas?
:Pipp Petals: I don't know. But I can ask my followers.
:[keys tapping]
:Zipp Storm: Any ideas... of your own?
:Pipp Petals: Um, what's that supposed to mean?
:Zipp Storm: You're always asking the Pippsqueaks for help. Maybe you should try trusting yourself to come up with an idea once in a while.
:Pipp Petals: Um, easy! I ca... I can think of one right now! Right now! Uh, it's coming up! Idea coming up! Any minute! Here we go! Aaaaaaand, uhhhhh....
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire]
:[poof!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, great idea, Sparky! Everypony loves a pumpkin carriage!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh, except, as Maretime Bay Bylaw nine-twenty-seven clearly states, "No vehicles can be made from vegetables!"
:[beat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: What? I don't make the laws.
:Pipp Petals: Oooh! These pumpkins are super-luxe!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Luckily, Sparky can turn that carriage back easy as pie.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
:Sunny Starscout: Of course! Let's make these pumpkins into giant pies and have a pie-eating contest!
:[camera clicking]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Sounds like a piece of cake! Or a slice of pie. Either way, sounds delicious!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire]
:[rumbling]
:Pipp Petals: Whoa! What's happening?!
:[poof!]
:Pipp Petals: Why is it all pumpkin-y in here? Hello? Anyone? Helloooo! [gasps] My Pippsqueaks!
:Zipp Storm: [echoing] You're always asking the Pippsqueaks for help...
:Pipp Petals: No, wait! I can do this myself. Zipp is wrong. I don't always need my fans. I am perfectly capable of— Whooooaaaa!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [whistling]
:Izzy Moonbow: [scatting]
:[door opens]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [pants] That's the last one of 'em, Izzy.
:Izzy Moonbow: Botty McBakertons, let's make some pies!
:[clicking, whirring]
:Sunny Starscout: It's the final round in Maretime Bay's first annual pie-eating contest! Just two ponies remain. Bring on the pies!
:[whirring]
:Izzy Moonbow: Mm-mmm! Freshly baked! Final pies of the day!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! I never thought I'd ever be in a pie-eating competition! And certainly not as the pie! [squeals] I gotta get out of here!
:[crunching]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Oh, no! It's a thick crust!
:Sunny Starscout: First pony to finish their pie wins! Ready... set...
:Jazz Hooves: Looks delicious.
:Sunny Starscout: ...EAT!
:Jazz Hooves: [chomping]
:Pipp Petals: Jazz! No! Stop! DON'T EAT ME! [groaning]
:[crunching]
:[ponies scream]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh, what is going on? What?!
:[thudding]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aah! Zombie pie! A "zom-pie!"
:Posey Bloom: Zom-pie?
:Pipp Petals: Posey? Is that you?
:Posey Bloom: [screams] ZOM-PIEEEEE!
:[thudding]
:[ponies screaming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Run! Run for your lives, everypony!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, Hitch? You're not gonna get far on there, buddy.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Oh, yeah! Good call! Run for your lives! Zombie pie!
:Pipp Petals: Hitch! Wait up!
:Hitch Trailblazer: The pie knows my name!
:Zipp Storm: Hey... I've seen that hooficure before... Pipp?! That you?!
:Pipp Petals: Whoa-whoooooaaaaa!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screams]
:[ponies screaming]
:Pipp Petals: Whoa! Whoa!
:[thud]
:[cracking]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoa! Some entrance!
:Zipp Storm: Wait, you've been stuck in that pie? Why didn't you ask for help?
:Pipp Petals: Oh, I dunno. Maybe because somepony thinks I'm always asking for help?
:Zipp Storm: Ooooh. Ouch. Pipp, I'm sorry I made you feel that way. I didn't think—
:Pipp Petals: It's okay. See? I got out by myself after all. With no help.
:Zipp Storm: [chuckles] Yeah, you did. No other pony could have ever pulled off an idea like that.
:Pipp Petals: Yup! [sighs] Big ideas are totally my thing.
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [laugh]
:Rufus: And... [chomps, belches] ...finished.
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, I declare Rufus the winner of Maretime Bay's first... and last... pie-eating competition!
:Jazz Hooves: Huh?! No fair! My pie escaped!
==Sneaksy Strikes Again==
:Posey Bloom: And now for the street art!
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] It's so beautiful!
:Izzy Moonbow: Neigh way!
:Izzy Moonbow: [sobbing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hoof five! Don't mind if I do—!
:Posey Bloom: Hooves off, Izzy! No touching the art! Those are the rules!
:Izzy Moonbow: Aw...
:Sunny Starscout: Hmm...
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow: [giggle]
:Posey Bloom: Many of these street artists keep their identities secret. They believe that art can be anywhere and anything and should be experienced by everypony!
:Sunny Starscout: Wow. Art can be anywhere. That's a cool idea. Uh, everything okay over there, Izzy?
:Izzy Moonbow: Art... can be... anywhere!
:[zip!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! Art can be anywhere! For anypony! Did you hear that?! The world will never be the same!
:Posey Bloom: Well, not exactly anywhere. If you want to make art in public places, you have to get permission first and... [gasps]
:Izzy Moonbow: art! it can be anywhere! did everypony hear that?! everything is aaaaart!
:Posey Bloom: [groans]
:Sunny Starscout: [nervous laugh] Uh, artists, am I right?
:Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm... [giggles]
:[door creaks]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm...
:[door closes]
:Izzy Moonbow: Gonna have to be extra sneaksy if I want to get this right. [gasps] Ohhhh! "Sneaksy"! That's goooood!
:Sunny Starscout: Has anypony seen my keys?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky, you've gotta eat some breakfast!
:Pipp Petals: Phone! Phone! Where is my phone?!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, Pipp? Check your hoof.
:Pipp Petals: Oh. Phew.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:[click]
:Skye Silver: Breaking news! Ponies are flocking to Maretime Bay to get a glimpse of the art created by a new street artist going by the name "Sneaksy".
:Sunny Starscout: How exciting! Maretime Bay has its very own street artist!
:Zipp Storm: Gotta love a secret identity.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sure, but even street artists have to follow the rules. Look at all those code violations. Code forty-seven-eighty-one... Looks like that's a four-twenty-three.
:Izzy Moonbow: [yawns] Morning, ponies. Oh, whatcha watchin'?
:Skye Silver: It's being reported that her Majesty the queen is relocating the most recent Sneaksy mural to Zephyr Heights.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [slurping, spits] She what?!
:[circular saw buzzing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: STOP! First Sneaksy painted on my wall without asking, and now you're stealing it?!
:[crash]
:[racoonicorns laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [groaning]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: It's not stealing. We have a royal decree.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [belches, blows fire]
:[poof!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: And did your royal decree say who was going to fix my wall? Huh? No? Hey, come back here!
:Izzy Moonbow: You can't blame the queen for appreciating great art.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah, well, it is possible to make art and love art and not break the law! Come on, Sparky. We've got criminals to deal with.
:Izzy Moonbow: I wasn't trying to break the law. I just wanted to make art everywhere for everypony. Like a real street artist. [affected voice] Lesson learned, Izzy. Next time, Sneaksy just needs to get permission first. [gasps, normally] Totally! Then until somepony needs our art, Sneaksy is gonna lay low. Thanks, Señor B!
:Pipp Petals: Honestly, I'm kinda sad that Sneaksy's gone into hiding.
:Hitch Trailblazer: I say hasta la vista, lawbreaker! Troublemaker!
:Izzy Moonbow: Awww...
:Sunny Starscout: Hitch! Harsh! Sneaksy was just trying to fill Maretime Bay with beautiful art.
:Pipp Petals: Well, I would love for Sneaksy to create an original mural for Mane Melody. [gasps] Talk about the most epic selfie wall ever! Do you hear me, Sneaksy? Pleeeease make me a wall!
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps]
:[phone buzzing]
:Pipp Petals: [groaning] Whoa! Whoa!
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Huh? [gasps] What?! Aah! Thief! That must be why we are always out of manespray! [gasps] Oh, you won't get away with this! Not on my watch!
:[door opens]
:Pipp Petals: Aha! Gotcha! [growls, gasps] Oh, my glitter! It's better than I could've ever imagined! My very own Sneaksy mural! [giggling]
:[splat]
:Pipp Petals: Huh? That is a lot of glitter. [gasps] There's only one pony I know who loves glitter that much. [deep gasp] Wait! Could Izzy be Sneaksy?!
:Izzy Moonbow: [whimpers]
:Pipp Petals: Hmmm... Nah! [laughs] Neigh way! [laughs]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm!
==Making a Meal of It==
:Pipp Petals: All right, ponies! Mom's gonna be here for Harvest and Hugs Day any minute! We all set? Izzy! Tea!
:[clinking]
:Izzy Moonbow: Check!
:Pipp Petals: Carrot cake!
:Sunny Starscout: Check!
:Zipp Storm: [dejected] Check...
:Pipp Petals: Ceremonial red carpet?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Check!
:Pipp Petals: Totes emotes harvest music.
:[bluegrass music]
:Pipp Petals: Check! And Sparky, you have the honor of blowing this when Mom arrives.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [inhales, blares trumpet]
:Pipp Petals: So just make sure everything's perfect, times it by a million, and then make it even more perfect than that! Okay, great!
:Sunny Starscout: Pipp, why are you so nervous? It's just Queen Haven. She's been here a bunch of times.
:Zipp Storm: Harvest and Hugs Day is, like, a weirdly big deal in Zephyr Heights, especially for Mom.
:Young Pipp Petals: Huh? Aah!
:Queen Haven: Who wants carrot cake?!
:Pipp Petals: So it's got. To. Be. Perfect! Got it?!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blares trumpet, blows fire]
:[fire whooshing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Uh... don't worry. At least we still got the tea...
:[tea dripping]
:Izzy Moonbow: Well, at least Queen Haven hasn't arrived yet. There's still time to—
:[doorbell rings]
:Izzy Moonbow: Okay, I've got nothin'.
:Pipp Petals: Well, we're just gonna have to... PANIC! [hyperventilating]
:Sunny Starscout: Pipp? Pipp! Just breathe! We can fix this! Y-You and Zipp get the door. We'll take care of everything else.
:Pipp Petals: It's fine! Cakes are supposed to catch fire, right?!
:[zip!]
:Pipp Petals: I'm pretty sure that's trending right now! [whimpers] Does my mane smell like burnt carrot?
:[doors open]
:Queen Haven: Darlings! Happy Harvest and Hugs Day!
:[doors close]
:Pipp Petals: Welcome, Heen Quaven! Uh, I-I mean, Queen Ha— uh, Mom! Um, lovely weather we're having.
:Queen Haven: Am I being filmed? Is this going on ClipTrot?
:Sunny Starscout: Pssst!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, right this way!
:[doors open]
:Queen Haven: Wow. What a... unique spread.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [inhales]
:[smack!]
:[trumpet whines]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Your Royal Hoofness!
:Queen Haven: Oh. Thank you.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Now, we have an exquisite array of classic Harvest and Hugs Day tea blends freshly prepared by our master teasmith Izzy.
:Queen Haven: [gasps] Do you have elderberry bushel blast?! It's a Zephyr Heights classic!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Well, we certainly didn't destroy it all in a fire before you got here! [nervous laugh]
:Izzy Moonbow: [nervous laugh] Elderberry bushel blast comin' up!
:[zip!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [muttering] Little of this... Little bit of this... Um, okay, that'll work...
:Queen Haven: Is that a... new recipe?
:Sunny Starscout: No new recipes. Just good old-fashioned, age-tested tradition.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aah! Whoa!
:[splatting]
:Izzy Moonbow: [screams]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screams] Just how you like it! Right?
:Sunny Starscout: Carrot cake 2.0 ready to go into the... broken oven. Ugh! How are we gonna bake a cake without an oven?
:Zipp Storm: [groans] Hold on tight. I might have something.
:Sunny Starscout: You have a Bakey-Boo Oven?!
:Zipp Storm: I used to make Harvest and Hugs Day fairy cakes, okay? I was a filly. I'm not proud of it.
:Sunny Starscout: Awww, I think it's sweet! All right, let's do this!
:[creak]
:[clang]
:Queen Haven: Mmmm! That carrot cake smells divine!
:Sunny Starscout: Well, Zipp taught me the family recipe, so it should be... delicious?
:[zip!]
:[loud bluegrass music]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [screams]
:[splat!]
:[oven dings]
:[splat!]
:Pipp Petals and Hitch Trailblazer: [scream]
:Pipp Petals: We're so sorry, Mom! We had everything prepared, but then it caught fire, and the tea exploded, and the cake dissolved, and now we've ruined your favorite holiday!
:Queen Haven: Pipp, my dear, calm down. You've not "ruined" anything.
:Pipp Petals: Well, you're wearing the traditional carrot cake as a face mask, so we're not exactly winning.
:Queen Haven: You think I like Harvest and Hugs Day just because of a cake?
:Pipp Petals: Um... kinda?
:Queen Haven: Well, it is delicious, but no. Look, when I was growing up, Harvest and Hugs Day was one of the few days a year we managed to get all the family together. That's why I love it so much. Because we were always together. We could be eating mud pie and worm stew for all I care.
:Izzy Moonbow: Now, that I can do!
:Queen Haven: Come on, ponies. Let's get whatever food we can find, throw it on the table, and make some precious memories together.
:[music]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
:Queen Haven: Sparky, could you do the honors and get this feast underway?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [inhales]
:Mane 5: No, no, no, nooooo!
==Taking Flight==
:[whooshing]
:Zipp Storm: Wow, look at this view! Flying is the best!
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] Isn't it just?
:Zipp Storm: Wind in your hair, total freedom... There's nothing else like it!
:Izzy Moonbow: Could not have said it better myself. Cheerio, Zipperooni! Whoo-hoo!
:Zipp Storm: [laughs] See ya, Iz. Wait. Izzy?!
:[shimmering sounds]
:[snap!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Uh-oh. Wheeeeee!
:[whistle!]
:[crunch]
:Izzy Moonbow and Zipp Storm: [scream]
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow and Zipp Storm: [groan]
:Zipp Storm: Izzy! What were you thinking?! You could've been hurt!
:Izzy Moonbow: Sorry, Zipp. But you made flying look so fun, I wanted to do it, too.
:Zipp Storm: Yeah. It would be amazing if we all could fly. But we can't. So—
:Izzy Moonbow: Maybe we can? Ta-daaaaa! My ultrasonic, fantastatronic, skyblastonic flying machine!
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: I'm okay! It might need a little work, but it's got good bones!
:[creak]
:[thunk]
:[crunch]
:[creaking]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] So, uh, what do you say, Zipperooni? Fix it up together? Take it to the skies?
:Zipp Storm: The skies? I don't know, Izzy. This thing is in no condition to fly.
:Izzy Moonbow: And who knows more about flying than you? With your knowledge and my creativity, we'll have this baby uni-cycled in no time.
:[thud]
:Zipp Storm: [sighs] It would be pretty sweet for all of us to be able to fly together.
:Izzy Moonbow: Yes?
:Zipp Storm: Just think – day trips in Zephyr Heights...
:Izzy Moonbow: Yes?!
:Zipp Storm: ...weekends in Bridlewood...
:Izzy Moonbow: YES!
:Zipp Storm: Okay, Izzy! I'm in!
:Izzy Moonbow: [squeals] Go, Team Zipzy! Get it? It's Izzy and Zipp but all squishied up!
:Zipp Storm: No nicknames!
:Izzy Moonbow: Aw.
:[music]
:Izzy Moonbow and Zipp Storm: [chomp]
:Zipp Storm: Huh? [groans]
:[blowtorch blowing]
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: Glitter cannon! Check!
:[thud]
:[boom!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Y-You actually... You have a little something on your... Yeah.
:Zipp Storm: [coughs] Izzy! We have to start working together as a team, or this thing will never fly!
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: You're right, Zipp. Team Zipzy?
:Zipp Storm: Team Zipzy.
:[Mane 5]
::Just a little touch-up
::Just a little paint
::And we'll be done in no time
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, this is looking great!
:[Mane 5]
::'Cause they say many hooves
::And the work gets lighter (work gets lighter)
::And working with your friends
::Will make the whole day brighter
::Gonna work, work, work
::Got so much to do
::Well, I don't mind the work
::'Cause I get to work with you
::Gonna work, work, work
::Make our dreams come true
::'Cause when we work together
::There's nothing we, nothing we can't do
:Zipp Storm: Whoa! Look at this thing! Incredible!
:Izzy Moonbow: I did not see that coming.
:Zipp Storm: Thrusters?
:Izzy Moonbow: Check!
:Zipp Storm: Ignition?
:Izzy Moonbow: Check!
:[engines roaring]
:Zipp Storm: Super-cool shades?
:Izzy Moonbow and Zipp Storm: Check!
:[click]
:[whirring]
:Izzy Moonbow: Mare Stream ready for takeoff, Zippster!
:Zipp Storm: Whoo-hoo! Did you say "Mare Stream"? I love it!
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! Let's go!
:[whoosh!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Zipp! We're flying!
:[clunk]
:[rattling]
:[whistle!]
:Izzy Moonbow: WE'RE NOT FLYING!
:Zipp Storm: Izzy! Nothing is working! We're going to crash!
:[shimmering sounds]
:[fizzling]
:Izzy Moonbow: [panting] We're falling too fast! My magic isn't strong enough!
:Zipp Storm: There must be something!
:Izzy Moonbow: [whimpers] I've got something, but I'm not gonna lie to you, Zipp – it's risky!
:Zipp Storm: Just do it, Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunts] There we go!
:[buttons beeping]
:Zipp Storm: Izzy, we are still falling!
:Izzy Moonbow: Wait for it... Now!
:Izzy Moonbow and Zipp Storm: [laughing, cheering]
:[thud]
:Zipp Storm: Ugh. Izzy, how are we gonna get this thing down?
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] No idea. But if there's one thing I know for sure, Zipperdoodle, it's that we can do anything together. Hoof bump! Team Zipzy!
:[rattling]
:Izzy Moonbow and Zipp Storm: Whoa!
:[crash!]
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: Perfect landing, captain!
==Snow Pun Intended==
:Posey Bloom: [screaming]
:[ponies laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Freeze! I mean, uh, unfreeze!
:Izzy Moonbow: Aww, how'd you know?
:Hitch Trailblazer: There isn't much I don't see com— Whoa!
:Hitch Trailblazer and Izzy Moonbow: Nooooo!
:[splat!]
:[camera clicking]
:Hitch Trailblazer:
:Sorry! Izzy was aiming for me, but...	
:Izzy Moonbow:
:Sorry! I was aiming for Hitch, but...
:Posey Bloom: Just. Take. Me. Home. NOW!
:Zipp Storm: Home? But it's a snow day.
:Sunny Starscout: The first ever in Maretime Bay.
:Pipp Petals: Perfect to share with friends and followers!
:Posey Bloom: Just because it's new does not make it good.
:Mane 5: Whaaaaat?
:Sunny Starscout: It is a bit overwhelming with everypony out in the snow. Maybe somewhere quieter?
:Posey Bloom: No, that won't be—
:Zipp Storm: Oh! Like Prancing Point!
:Izzy Moonbow: To the Mare Stream, ponies! [howls]
:Izzy Moonbow: Uh, scootch please, Señor B.
:Zipp Storm: Prancing Point, here we come!
:[whir!]
:[engine humming]
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs] Much calmer. Right, Posey?
:Posey Bloom: I'm an Earth pony, not a sky pony! I'm an Earth pony, not a sky pony! Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?! ARE WE THERE YET?!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, Posey? We're here.
:Posey Bloom: Phew.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Here before me is the complete list of all good snow day activities.
:Pipp Petals: Oooh! Even snowponies?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Snowponies? Of course! It's right here on my list! Well, we better get started if we want to fit everything in!
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Snow day!
:Sunny Starscout, Zipp Storm, and Pipp Petals: Yes! [laugh] Snow day!
:Hitch Trailblazer: First up is... what Pipp said... that I definitely had written down.
:Pipp Petals: Snowponies are so much fun! To make them hashtag #snowmazing, all you need is...
:Zipp Storm: Loads of snow!
:[boom!]
:Zipp Storm: Seriously, roll as much snow as you think you need, then triple it! The bigger, the better!
:Posey Bloom: [screaming]
:[crash!]
:Pipp Petals: And the bigger the snowpony, the more snow-ccessories you can add.
:Posey Bloom: [screams]
:[thud!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Touching all that snow? Nuh-uh! Neigh way! No frosty hooves here, folks! I have a better way. Wth a little bit of unicorn magic, you can make anything with snow. [evil laughter] Anything! [evil laughter]
:[shimmering sounds]
:[poof!]
:Posey Bloom: Ahhh.
:Zipp Storm: [laughs]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ahhh.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Huh? [giggles]
:[wind whistling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: No, no, no. You ponies have this all wrong.
:Sunny Starscout: It's not about doing stuff with the snow. It's what you can do on the snow. Like...
:Posey Bloom: Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it!
:Hitch Trailblazer and Sunny Starscout: SNOWBOARDING!
:Posey Bloom: This... is... my... NIGHTMARE! [screaming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Snowboarding is all about discipline. Control. Being serious.
:Sunny Starscout: It's about grace, being free, having fun, but most of all...
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [yelps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screams]
:[crash!]
:Hitch Trailblazer and Sunny Starscout: ...not crashing.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire]
:[poof!]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: We could always try sledding.
:Zipp Storm: Or snowballs?
:Pipp Petals: Or snow cones? They're so delish, Posey!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire, giggles]
:Izzy Moonbow: Maybe some ponies just don't like the snow.
:Sunny Starscout: That's it!
:Posey Bloom: [slurping] Now this is my kind of snow day.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbles, giggles]
==Foal Food==
:[egg beater whirring]
:Sunny Starscout: [grunting] Ahhh... I've done it!
:[pbbblt!]
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs]
:[pblt]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Heeeey, buddy... How's it goin'?
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Are we dressing like mimes? Fun! I am so ready!
:[French music]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Oh! [laughs]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, no. I just wanted to make you all your favorite Winter Wishday cookies. But I can't find the recipes anywhere. I mean, I've never even heard of a kiwi-paya crystal unicookie. Or a royal banana nut bite. Or... or...
:Hitch Trailblazer: Grandma Figgy's good-old-fashioned marshmallow citrus crumblies?!
:Sunny Starscout: Exactly!
:Zipp Storm: Hey, don't worry about it, Sun. We haven't eaten those cookies since we were little foals.
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, and they're never gonna taste as good as we remember them anyway.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, really...?
:[whooshing]
:Sunny Starscout: Time for "Operation: Wishday Cookie"! First, I'll get Grandma Figgy's recipe, then I'll get Alphabittle's help in Bridlewood, and then I'll break into the palace at Zephyr Heights to find the top secret royal recipe! Wait. What?
:Grandma Figgy: [humming]
:[door opens]
:Sunny Starscout: Grandma Figgy!
:[thunder]
:Grandma Figgy: Aah! Oof!
:Sunny Starscout: You've got to teach me how to make Hitch's favorite Wishday cookies! Uh, please?
:Grandma Figgy: Hmm... Oh, Sunny! I'd love to teach you! If you think you're ready.
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, w-what?
:["Sweetest Time of the Year" plays]
:Sunny Starscout: So, uh, do you have the recipe written down somewhere, or...?
:Grandma Figgy: Oh, no, dear. It's all in here.
:Sunny Starscout: Aw, that's sweet. So, how much flour?
:Grandma Figgy: Why, just listen to your heart, and your hooves will follow.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, boy...
:[doors open]
:Sunny Starscout: Alphabittle, I need your help!
:Alphabittle: Now, stir three times clockwise, throw some salt over your left shoulder, and break an egg with your right hoof. [whispering] That's to chase away the cake ghosts. Aah! I said left shoulder! Do you want cake ghosts?!
:Grandma Figgy: [giggling]
:Sunny Starscout: [whimpering]
:Grandma Figgy: [smooching] Bake with your heart, not with your hooves!
:Alphabittle: [grunting]
:Sunny Starscout: [grunting]
:Alphabittle: Aah! You used the Jinxie spoon!
:[door opens]
:[rolling pin rolling]
:Sunny Starscout: [smooching]
:Queen Haven: [sighs] Such a lovely day to admire our vault of royal secrets.
:Sunny Starscout: Ah!
:Queen Haven: [laughing]
:Grandma Figgy: Hah! [gasps] Now... you're ready.
:Sunny Starscout: Spin four times? Or five times? Add a pinch of, uh... Wait, what was it? Something about a sunbeam?
:[pbbbblt!]
:Sunny Starscout: [coughs, sighs]
:Grandma Figgy: [echoing] Bake with your heart, not with your hooves...!
:Sunny Starscout: My heart, not my hooves.
:[Mane 5]
::'Cause all I want to do
::Is celebrate with you
::Because I love you
::From my heart to your hooves
:Sunny Starscout: That's... probably fine. [nervous chuckle] Your extra-special Winter Wishday cookies are served.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Come on, Sunny, you didn't have to...
:[bubbling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...Oh.
:[fizzling]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [gasp]
:[wailing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Cake ghost!
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, I know they don't look exactly how you remember, but—
:Hitch Trailblazer: No! Uh, they look great!
:Rest of Mane 5: [nervously] Uh-huh.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Can't wait to taste it. Uh... [chomps]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [chomp]
:Izzy Moonbow: [chomps]
:Mane 5 sans Sunny: [gulp]
:Young Pipp Petals and Young Zipp Storm: [munching, giggle]
:Young Izzy Moonbow: [munch] Ah!
:Young Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] Ah! [munch]
:Grandma Figgy: [sighs]
:Mane 5 sans Sunny: [eating rapidly]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [tearfully] Just like Grandma Figgy used to make!
:Pipp Petals: We made a Wishday cookie for you, too!
:Sunny Starscout: Oh! [gasps, chomps] Ugh.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Not sure we got the recipe quite right.
:Mane 5: [laughing]
==Under the Mistytoe==
:Zipp Storm: [groaning] Everypony, hang on! We're coming in hot!
:Rest of Mane 5: [screaming]
:[thud]
:Zipp Storm: See? I'm getting better.
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [strained] Much better...
:Sunny Starscout: Quick, ponies! We can't miss the Wishing Star! Come on! And don't forget your hats! Go, go, go, go!
:Cloudpuff: [growls]
:Sunny Starscout: We made it!
:Misty: Awww. Look at their matching hats. They look so cute!
:[click]
:Opaline: Cute? [scoffs] What are those ridiculous things on their heads?
:Misty: Oh, yeah. Must be an Earth pony Wishday thing.
:Opaline: [groans] Silly ponies and their pointless holiday traditions. It's sad really. All that power, no intellect.
:Misty: Yeah. [laughs, clears throat] So sad.
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, everypony! Get ready to make your wish! Three, two, one!
:[shimmering]
:Mane 5: [sounds of awe]
:[whoosh!]
:[shimmering]
:Misty: Wow! Look at that! Uh, Opaline? Are you okay?
:Opaline: Did you see that?! That magic! That power! It should be mine! All mine! All I need is that dragonfire, and then my powers can finally be restored to their full strength! And you are going to make that happen... or else.
:[click]
:[doorbell rings]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::...take me on a sleigh, hey!
:Ooh! Another present! [reading] "Do not open until tomorrow morning." Ooh, mysterious! [straining] What is... in here?
:Pipp Petals: Ooh, this big one must be for me!
:Izzy Moonbow: Hooves off this one, Pipp. Can't be opened 'til tomorrow morning. Check the label.
:Pipp Petals: Awwww. Sad.
:Misty: Whew. That was close.
:Misty: [grunting] What am I doing? These ponies are so nice. Oh, come on, Misty! You get Opaline that dragon, you get a cutie mark! Stay focused!
:Izzy Moonbow: [snoring, muttering]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [snoring]
:[rustling]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps]
:Misty: Hmmm... I know just how to get that little dragon's attention.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [snoring, chomps, breathes fire, laughs]
:Misty: [groans]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [snoring, chomping]
:Misty: What?! Ugh!
:[zip!]
:Misty: Gotcha!
:[door closes]
:[Opaline]
::[to the tune of "Jingle Bells"]
::Dragonfire, dragonfire
::That's what I desire—
:Misty: Opaline!
:Opaline: Misty! I, uh... Well, I wasn't expecting you back so soon.
:Misty: Clearly. Were you just singing?
:Opaline: [laughing nervously] No! What?! Of course not! Singing? Me? You must be hearing things again. [gasps] Is that what I think it is?
:Misty: Open it.
:Opaline: [gasps] After all these moons, finally I have what I need to resume my rightful place as the most powerful Fire Alicorn in history!
:Cloudpuff: [barking]
:Opaline: What is that? Does that look like a dragon to you, Misty? [groans] Can't you do anything right?!
:Misty: It was dark! I... I thought it was the dragon! I'm sorry, Opaline!
:Opaline: Well, don't just stand there. Get it OUT OF HERE!
:Cloudpuff: [barking]
:Opaline: [groans]
:[door opens]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, another present? [reading] "Open immediately." Don't mind if I do!
:Cloudpuff: [barking]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Cloudpuff?! Ooh! How'd you get in a box? [gasps] I was in a box once. It's so fun.
:[door closes]
==Secret Canter==
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
:Zipp Storm: [chuckles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ah...
:[fizzling]
:Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: Huh?
:[door opens]
:Mane 5 sans Izzy: [gasp]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles] Ooh!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ponies! The time has come! ...To do Secret Canter!
::Secret Canter time
::It's Secret Canter time
::Time to canter secretly
::Sing the chorus repeatedly
::Secret Canter time
:Pipp Petals: Uh... Secret what-er?
:Izzy Moonbow: It's an annual Bridlewood Wishiehoof tradition. Full of secrets!
:Izzy Moonbow: Come forth, ponies, and let the sacred Wishiehoof vessel revealeth your ponyeth to you!
:Sunny Starscout: So... we draw names... from a hat?
:Izzy Moonbow: Kinda! But with magic and mystery!
:Pipp Petals: Hey, my elf hat! I've been looking for that!
:Izzy Moonbow: SILENCE! The time for secret selection is upon us!
:Pipp Petals: Hmmm...
:Izzy Moonbow: You may secretly check what pony you hath picketh...eth.
:Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
:Izzy Moonbow: Now go and make them a present!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa there. "Make"? Uh, you mean "buy". We're not makers, Izzy. We—
:Izzy Moonbow: Secret Canter demands... you craft the best gifts you can. And remember, ponies...
:Zipp Storm: Let me guess. We have to do it in secret?
:Izzy Moonbow: Are you sure you haven't done this before?
:Mane 5: [laugh]
:[music]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah!
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:[tape stretching]
:Pipp Petals: [sighs]
:Zipp Storm: [grunts]
:[splat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [yelps] Aah!
:[thud]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles]
:Izzy Moonbow: The time is upon us! Revealeth your gifts!
:Rest of Mane 5: Whoa...
:Izzy Moonbow: Step forward for your gift, and you may keep it. But whomever it's from shall forever remain [whispering] secret!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ooh, a photo album! For pics of me and Sparky! And covered in red sequins – Sparky's favorite! Thank you, hoofever this was from!
:Pipp Petals: Hmmmm, who could it be? Eh, Rudolph?
:Zipp Storm: Oh! Oooh! Perfect for my detective work! A magnifying glass... made from candy wrappers... that doesn't actually magnify anything...
:Pipp Petals: [nervous laugh] Hoofever made you those must really know you well.
:Zipp Storm: I guess I can just move my head closer to the clue?
:Pipp Petals: Oooh! Perfect for creating new products at Mane Melody! Awwww! Thanks, secret mystery pony!
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, veeeery mysterious. Wow! It's a... uh, I want to say a cake? Or maybe a cookie?
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, did you know that we're out of baking soda? Not that I have any reason to know that. Oooh! Oh, it's a diary! Because I love secrets! And glitter!
:Hitch Trailblazer: And glittery secrets.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, that was fun, Izzy! Anypony want some cookie cake?
:[flatulence]
:[thud]
:[crack]
:[flump]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]
:Mane 5: Uh... [laugh]
:Pipp Petals: Sorry, Izzy. Guess we're not expert crafters like you.
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, pshaw. You put your hearts into crafting these gifts. It's the thought that matters in Secret Canter.
:[shimmering]
:Mane 5: [laugh]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles] Ooh! [sniffs] Ah... Ah... Ah... [sneezes]
:[poof!]
:Mane 5: [gasp]
:Pipp Petals: Whoa, check it out! A Wishentine miracle!
:Zipp Storm: Yeah! Now this is what I was trying to make!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Me, too!
:Sunny Starscout: Aw, Izzy. Your diary's just the same.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hm. You can't improve perfection.
:Rest of Mane 5: [laugh]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh! [gasps] Ponies! Look! Over there! Oh, gosh! There seems to be an extra gift for each of us!
:Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
:Pipp Petals: Hey, look! We've all got...
:Zipp Storm: ...crafting belts.
:Sunny Starscout: It's pretty clear we could all use the practice. Thanks, hoofever got us those.
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'm gonna say it was Sparky.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles, muffled sneeze]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] They're from me! I made them for you all! They're from me! Me, me, me, me, me! Me! Me! Me! They were from me! Izzy! Izzy! I-I-I-Izzy! Me, me, me!
:Rest of Mane 5: Uhhhh...
:Izzy Moonbow: Hah! [clears throat] Dear diary... Whew! Keeping a secret is hard work!
:[beat]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh. Wait, did I say that out loud?
:Rest of Mane 5: [laugh]
:[birds chirping]
==A Day in the Life==
:Pipp Petals: Morning, Pippsqueaks! Now, lots of you have been asking what a day in the life of Pipp Petals is really like. Well, get ready! Your sneak peek starts [singsong] noooooow!
::A brand new day
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo!
:[Pipp Petals]
::A brand new chance, a brand new way
:Zipp Storm: [groans]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh!
:[doors open]
:[ponies chattering]
:Pipp Petals: [vocalizes] Whoo! [giggles]
:Pipp Petals: [vocalizing]
:Pipp Petals: Um, yes! Oh, yes. No. No. No! Yes!
:[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
::Every day's so bright, every day's full of magic
::Every day feels right, every day is a classic
::And just when I think it can't get any better
::Every new day is the best day ever
::Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh
:Pipp Petals: Stick around for more unfiltered access to my entire day! See you soon, Pippsqueaks! Mwah!
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! [laughs] Check it out!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, yeah, Iz. We're watching it in real life. Right... there?
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo! Pipp! I love your dance moves, Pipp! Yeah!
:Sunny Starscout: Well, after all that, I'd say somepony needs to refuel with a strawberry ripple smoothie.
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! Sunny, you are the best! [slurps] Mmm! [slurping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Did you say you're giving your fans total access to your whole day? That sounds exhausting.
:Pipp Petals: Well, it's what I have to do if I want to get a hundred million followers.
:Hitch Trailblazer: One hundred million followers?! How do you even come up with this stuff?!
:Pipp Petals and Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:[camera clicking]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Let me see those. Awww! Look at Sparky! Who's the cutest wittle dwagon baby ever? If you had a Ponygram, you'd have one hundred million followers! Wouldn't you? Oh, yes, you would! Everypony would want follow you!
:Pipp Petals: A hundred million followers... [gasps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wait, so now you listen to me? What do I know? I'm just an exhausted dragon dad. Sparky, no!
:[zoom!]
:Zipp Storm: Just be careful, Pipp. You know what happens when you do too much. You always get s—
:Pipp Petals: [deep gasp] Zipp! Don't you say it!
:Izzy Moonbow: Say what? "Sick"? [gasps] Oh, no! Is that word jinxie?!
:Pipp Petals, Jazz Hooves, and Rocky Riff: We are healthy! We are fine! Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle! Shine, shine, shine!
:[beat]
:[phone chimes]
:Rocky Riff: [gasps] Pipp! It's time!
:Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks! Ready for more? Here we go!
:[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
::Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh, it's like, it's like
::Every new day is the best day ever
::Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh, it's like, it's like
::Every new day is the best day ever
:Dahlia: These flowers will add such a yummy sweetness to your next perfume, Pipp.
:Pipp Petals: [sniffs] Ooh, it does smell delic— [coughs]
:Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
:Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff: [gasp]
:Dahlia: Oh, no. You're not getting sick—
:Pipp Petals: Neigh way! I never get—
:Pipp Petals: —Sick?! Ugh! I can't be sick! I don't have— [coughs] —time to just lay in bed and— [coughs] —do nothing and— [coughing]
:Sunny Starscout: Poor Pipp. She sounds super rough.
:Izzy Moonbow: [scoffs] Have you seen her lately? She looks even worse!
:Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, and Zipp Storm: Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: What? Honesty. [gasps] Ohhhh. Whoopsies.
:Pipp Petals: [coughing]
:Zipp Storm: Ugh! This always happens when she pushes herself too hard! [groans]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ugh, I feel like this is all my fault. I should've never said anything about one hundred million followers.
:[phone chimes]
:Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks. [sniffles] I know I promised a whole day of my life, but it's... [indistinct squeaking]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Come on, Sparky! We have to do something to help her!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! No! No! Yuck! Neigh way! Ew! Ew, ew, ew! EW!
:[clatter]
:Pipp Petals: [whimpers]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aw, Pipp. I'm sorry I ever said anything about trying to get so many followers.
:Pipp Petals: [coughs] Honestly, Hitch, it's not so much about the followers. [sneezes] It's just, well, I... I really hate letting my fans down, you know? They mean so much to me.
:Hitch Trailblazer: I get it, Pipp. But your fans love you. And sometimes we have to look after ourselves so that we can take care of the ponies—
:[racoonicorn coughs]
:Hitch Trailblazer: —or critters, dragons, and friends that need us. Here, have some soup. It'll help.
:Pipp Petals: Awww, Hitch. [coughs] That is so sweet. Being a dad is making you, like, totally wise. [slurps] Mmm! Delicious.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughs]
:[beeping]
:[trilling]
:Posey Bloom: Awwww!
:[beep]
:[fanfare]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [whispering] On three, critters. One... Two... Three... [operatic vocalizing]
==Firework-ing Together==
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughing] Zoom! Boom! Pchah! Yah!
:Sunny Starscout: Izzy, come on. Or you'll miss seeing the real fireworks display.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, these look pretty real to me. W-Whoa. All that spinning has made me one dizzy Izzy.
:[thud]
:Zipp Storm: Next stop – Bridlewood for the Grand Unity Fireworks Display!
:Sunny Starscout: I love that we're all together for this. I love fireworks!
:Izzy Moonbow: [squeals] And these are no ordinary fireworks! Unicorn fireworks are, like, totally magical!
:[whoosh]
:Izzy Moonbow: Pow! Pyew! Boom, boom! Wha-bang!
:Zipp Storm: Izzy...
:Izzy Moonbow: Okay, the viewing spot is just up ahead. Follow me. I know this forest like the back of my hoof. And the front of it.
:Sunny Starscout: [giggling]
:[smack!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ow! Hey, watch it! All these roots everywhere! They should really be tidied up before somepony—
:Hitch Trailblazer and Sparky Sparkeroni: [yelp, scream]
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer ...gets hurt. You okay, Sparky?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Mm-hmm.
:Peach Fizz: [giggles]
:Glory: Aah! [grunting] Oh, no! I'm stuck!
:Seashell: [grunting]
:Glory and Seashell: [screaming]
:Seashell: Oof! Whoa. Where are we?
:Glory: Peach Fizz? Ponies? Hello? Oh, no. I think we might be...
:Glory and Seashell: Lost!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaa!
:Peach Fizz: Yay! Ah!
:[indistinct chatter]
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Pipp Petals: How's my hair? Does it look like I've been dragged backwards through a hedge?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Just a little something right... there?
:[bird squawks]
:Sunny Starscout: Look! Every pony kind is here!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Actually, I've done a headcount, and, uh... not everypony is here.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [gasps]
:Pipp Petals: Glory and Seashell. [gasps] Oh, no! The Pippsqueaks!
:Sunny Starscout: They're missing?!
:Alphabittle: Missing?!
:Rufus: Oh, no! Poor Pippsqueaks!
:Thunder Flap: These woods will eat them alive!
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, everypony just stay calm! Izzy knows Bridlewood like the back of her hoof! Right, Izzy?
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, yeah! Totally! No problem! Well, there's maybe one problem. Bridlewood is gigantic! Where would we even start?!
:[ponies gasp]
:Earth Pony 1: This is terrible! We'll never find them!
:Earth Pony 2: They're doomed!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [breathes fire]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ponies, focus! We need a plan if we're gonna find those ponies quickly!
:Rufus: I say we use Earth pony magic and part the trees of the forest!
:Thunder Flap: Neigh way! We need to fly above the forest! We'll find them quicker if we search from the air!
:Alphabittle: Hah! You Pegasus think everything could be solved by flapping up about in the sky!
:[ponies arguing]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps]
:[shimmering]
:Izzy Moonbow and Peach Fizz: [gasp]
:[rumbling]
:[racoonicorn yelps]
:Thunder Flap: Aah!
:Pegasus 1: Aah!
:Earth Pony 3: Aah!
:Posey Bloom: Aah!
:Earth Pony 1: [gasps]
:[racoonicorn yelps]
:[ponies screaming]
:[smack!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ow! What is it with these branches?!
:Zipp Storm: Not quite the display of unity we hoped for, huh?
:Sunny Starscout: I've got an idea!
:[shimmering]
:Alphabittle: [growls] Huh?
:Rufus: [gasps]
:[flash!]
:Earth Pony 4: Uh...
:[thud!]
:Sunny Starscout: Everypony, listen up! Right now, two little ponies are lost, and all that matters is that we find them!
:Alphabittle: Sunny's right. We have to work together.
:Izzy Moonbow and Peach Fizz: [giggle]
:[flash!]
:[whoosh!]
:Seashell: [grunts, whimpers]
:Glory: Sunny! Over here! Help us!
:Sunny Starscout: Found them! They're safe! Ponies, create a path between me and the clearing!
:Seashell and Glory: Ah!
:Thunder Flap: Follow the cutie mark trail!
:Seashell and Glory: [giggling]
:Pippsqueaks: [crying]
:Pipp Petals: Pippsqueaks! Oh, I'm so happy you're okay!
:[fireworks whistling]
:[sounds of awe]
:Thunder Flap: [gasps] What a sight!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah! And the fireworks are pretty awesome, too!
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs] We really can do anything when we work together. Ooh, look! They're starting!
:[fireworks whistling, crackling]
:[sounds of awe]
:[camera clicks]
==Bridlewood Spog==
:Pipp Petals: Whaaaaaaaaat?! What do you mean you lost the glimmerberry shampoo?!
:[high-pitched speaking]
:Pipp Petals: Racoonicorns?!
:[high-pitched speaking]
:Pipp Petals: Attacked the trailer?!
:[high-pitched speaking]
:Pipp Petals: ATE IT ALL?!?
:[racoonicorn belches]
:Pipp Petals: Well, how am I supposed to do a product launch without any product?!
:[high-pitched speaking]
:Pipp Petals: UGH!
:[phone beeps]
:Pipp Petals: Okay. [panting] Think, Pipp. Think.
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah! I can help!
:Pipp Petals: Four hours 'til we launch. No time to make my own.
:Izzy Moonbow: I can help!
:Pipp Petals: Wait! We just got a shipment of new hoof cream! I'll launch that instead!
:[door opens]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: I mean, the mane's a little off. But seriously, Pipp, I can help.
:Pipp Petals: [sighs] Fine. Izzy, I need your help.
:Izzy Moonbow: Awesome! Follow me! It's time for a day at the Bridlewood Spog! I'll grab us a couple of towels.
:Pipp Petals: Bridlewood Spa?! Ah! You never told me there was a Bridlewood Sp— Ow!
:Izzy Moonbow: Come on!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Okay. It's the best kept secret in all of Equestria. Feel the stress float out of your mane and calm seep into your hooves. [inhales] Here it is!
:[mud bubbling]
:Pipp Petals: Aah! This is Bridlewood Spa?
:Izzy Moonbow: Spa? [laughs] No, no-no-no! Spog! S-P-O-G! Spog!
:Pipp Petals: What is a spog?
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, it's a special bog. "Bog" because it's a bog, and "special" because it's special. Come on, I'll give you the tour.
:[mud bubbling]
:Pipp Petals: Look, Izzy, I appreciate the help, but, um, bog mud isn't exactly on brand for Potions by Pipp. Izzy? Izzy?
:[rumbling]
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:Izzy Moonbow: [babbles, sighs] What are you waiting for? Put some vegetables on your face and get in here!
:Pipp Petals: Ummmm... yeah, I just... I think this mud is, um...
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, it's way too bubbly. Say no more, 'cause I got something I know you're gonna love.
:Elderly Unicorn: [chomps]
:Izzy Moonbow: [clears throat] And now we're going to step into the hooficure stream, full of hoof-nibbling bugs that nibbly-nibble-nibble on your hooves.
:[bubbling]
:Pipp Petals: [whimpers]
:Izzy Moonbow: It makes them soooo smooth.
:Pipp Petals: [nervous laugh] Just what everypony wants... [grunts] ...to put on their hooves. [grunts] Bug paste. [screams]
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] This is the life, huh? Really helps get the knots out of your back.
:Pipp Petals: Oh, for sure. I feel like a brand new pony. Ugh.
:Izzy Moonbow: And this is the steam room.
:Pipp Petals: Huh. This is actually kind of nice.
:[crank!]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps, screams, pants] Look, Izzy, you're not listening— [screams]
:[splat!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] Mud mask?
:Pipp Petals: Ah, gross! Gross-gross-gross-gross-gross-gross-gross-gross-GROSS! [growls] I-I-I don't want to sell this slimy green mud in my store, okay?!
:Izzy Moonbow: It's more of a burnt seaweed color actually—
:Pipp Petals: I don't care! It just doesn't fit in the Potions by Pipp product line! END! OF! [groans]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Help yourself.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [gobbling, burps, blows fire]
:Pipp Petals: [sighs] Presenting my brand new Potions by Pipp product... Nothing! [sighs] Enjoy.
:[splat]
:Pipp Petals: Neigh... way! [gasps]
:Izzy Moonbow: Knockity-knock.
:Pipp Petals: Izzy! Oh, my glitter, this mud is [singsong] incredible!
:Izzy Moonbow: It is? I mean, uh, yeah! It is!
:Pipp Petals: No, it really is! It super is! It really-super-mega-really-totally-super IS! [squeals] I should've given your spog a chance instead of being so worried about what it looks like. I'm sorry, Iz.
:Izzy Moonbow: Thanks, Pipp. And I'm sorry, too. I know mud isn't exactly what you had in mind for Potions by Pipp. Which is why... I made you something I think might work better. I even colored the mud to make it less, uh, gross.
:Pipp Petals: It's... [sniffles] ...totes perfect! [squeaks] Right! This launch is back on!
:Pipp Petals: [echoing] The age of shampoo is over! The age of Bridle Shine has begun! Exfoliating! Rejuvenating! Shine-ifying!
:[shimmering sounds]
:Ponies: Whoa!
:Pipp Petals: It's the magic of Bridlewood's finest spog bottled for your beauty!
:Ponies: [cheering]
:Pipp Petals: Two bottles over here! And for you, sir? One bottle? Form a line for Bridle Shine! Yes, yes! Come one, come all! Get it!
==Secret Ad-mare-er==
:Izzy Moonbow: [snoring]
:[alarm clock rings]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] It's Hearts and Hooves Day!
:[chimes]
:[thud]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ugh! I am okay!
:Zipp Storm: Hmmm...
:Izzy Moonbow: [blows party horn]
:Zipp Storm: Aah!
:Izzy Moonbow: Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Zipperdoodle! Will you be my pal-entine?
:[camera clicks]
:Zipp Storm: Oh, right. Yeah. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, buddy!
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] So, whatcha growin'? [gasps] Is it a friendship plant? [gasps] With heart-shaped leaves or flowers that open up and have tiny little boxes of chocolates in them?
:Zipp Storm: It's a Venus flytrap. It eats bugs!
:[butterfly gasps, screams]
:Izzy Moonbow: That's not hearts-y or hooves-y.
:Zipp Storm: Eh. I'm not that into Hearts and Hooves Day. All the lovey-dovey decorations and hearts everywhere? [shudders]
:[beat]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] That is a really good joke, Zipp! You are soooo funny! 'Cause, obviously, everypony loves Hearts and Hooves Day, right?! You'll see! You'll all see! See you later!
:Izzy Moonbow: Time to see how Maretime Bay celebrates the greatest holiday of the year! I can picture it now!
:[ponies laughing]
:[birds chirping]
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah! It's gonna be just like... that.
:Earth Stallion: [grunting]
:[ponies growling]
:Izzy Moonbow: Well... [nervous laugh] ...a minor setback. No problem! Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Dahlia!
:Posey Bloom: [sniffing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Posey! Wow, this is a great tree. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Mr. Tree! Hey, that's not the spirit.
:[whoosh]
:Izzy Moonbow: [panting] I... am... right... in... thinking Hearts and Hooves Day is everypony's absolute favorite day of the year, right?!
:Fifi: Uhhhh, yes? Aah!
:[screeching]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Oww!
:Fifi: Uh... no.
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Is that so...? Well, we'll see about that!
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] Nopony cares about Hearts and Hooves Day. What's the point?
:[racoonicorn grumbles]
:Zipp Storm: Hmmm...
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs]
:Zipp Storm: Uh, you okay there, Iz?
:Izzy Moonbow: I tried so hard to bring a little Hearts and Hooves magic to Maretime Bay, but nopony even wants to celebrate.
:Zipp Storm: Come on. I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
:Business Pony: This is awful! [whimpers]
:[racoonicorns squeaking]
:Zipp Storm: Look, Izzy. Love, friendship - these aren't things you can magic up with cards and heart-shaped balloons. It takes time. You know, like a seed. You care for it and nurture it, and eventually...
:[Venus flytrap chomps]
:Zipp Storm: Yes! See? It grows into something amazing!
:[Pegasnail humming]
:[Venus flytrap chomps, spits]
:[Pegasnail yelping]
:Izzy Moonbow: Huh? So you're saying friendships can grow like plants?
:Zipp Storm: Exactly.
:Izzy Moonbow: And love can blossom like a flower?
:Zipp Storm: Right!
:Izzy Moonbow: And we can all have two heads like Venus flytraps?!
:Zipp Storm: Yes! Wait, what?
:[Venus flytrap chomping]
:Zipp Storm: Huh! What do you know?
:Izzy Moonbow: Thanks, Zipp. You're a real friend. Hoof to heart for Hearts and Hooves?
:Zipp Storm: Hoof to heart. Come on. We better get this thing in some soil before it eats one of us. [chuckles]
:Izzy Moonbow: Soooo, have you got your eye on anypony? Any secret crushes? It's Rocky, isn't it? Ooh, you're in love with Rocky! Ooh, you would make such a cute couple! He can style your hair and give you hooficures and you can go on dates and it'd be really cute and we'd all love it!
:Zipp Storm: [groaning]
:[racoonicorn and bunnycorn squeaking]
==Ponykind Parade-emonium==
:[music]
:Izzy Moonbow: Not to, uh, "uni-" my own "-corn", but... these costumes are totally hoof-tacular!
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa! Uh, they'll be great in the, uh, Ponykind Parade, Iz. [grunts] Uh, they are, um, a little big! Oof!
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Yup! So everypony can see us and know how equally #PonyPerfect we all are!
:Zipp Storm: And equally itchy...ing to dance in that parade! [nervous laugh]
:Pipp Petals: If Hitch can rehearse around all his peacekeeping and sheriff...ing, we all can. Right, Hitch—? [gasps] Where is Hitch?!
:Hitch Trailblazer: McSnipsalot, snip that hedge a lot!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbling assertively]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Racoonicorns, that street should be so clean, I could eat my dinner on it!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbling assertively]
:Hitch Trailblazer and Sparky Sparkeroni: [gasp] Keeeeenneeeeeth!
:[whooshing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Close one. Attaboy, Kenny. It's gonna be a good day. Sparky!
:[click]
:Opaline: Did you follow all my instructions, Misty?
:Misty: Sure did! One batch of blazeberry buns fresh from the oven!
:Opaline: Ah, the blazeberry. One sniff brings out a critter's inner beast, which means chaos for them And plenty of dragonfire for me!
:Misty: [accented] And a cutie mark for me!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Ahhh! [sniffs, sneezes]
:[boom!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: At least the snacks are on— [gasps] Oof! Whoa, Sparky. Hope you're not coming down with something. We've got a parade to march in.
:Opaline: [growls]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ah! And we are so late! Critters, let's roll out!
:[sinister music]
:Kenneth: [sniffs]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uhhh... critters?
:[racoonicorn sniffs, growls]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [whimpers]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Well, Sparky, we should probably...
:[critters hiss]
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...ruuuuuun! [screaming]
:Opaline: [laughs] It may not be the dragonfire I asked for, but at least it's entertaining.
:Pipp Petals: This dance is totally ruined without Hitch!
:Izzy Moonbow: Well, good news. [sighs] Say hello to Señor Butter-Hitch!
:[clank]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oops! [laughs] I can fix that.
:Sunny Starscout: It's not like Hitch to be late.
:Zipp Storm: No... It isn't... Don't worry. I won't let anything ruin your parade, sis.
:Pipp Petals: But I thought you didn't care about this stuff.
:Zipp Storm: If you care, I care!
:[door opens, closes]
:Zipp Storm: Huh. Where is everypony? And what is all this orange stuff? Blazeberry? Oh, no!
:Zipp Storm: [gasps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I just wanted to make Ponykind Parade special for our friends, but nothing has gone to plan!
:Kenneth: [chirping]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Oh, you want this? Sure! Go fetch!
:[critters growling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: And now we know they're hungry. Great! [gulps]
:[critters growling]
:[doors clang]
:Zipp Storm: Looks like you critters need to blow off some steam!
:Pipp Petals: Chaaaaarge!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [cheers]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Yay!
:Zipp Storm: [grunting]
:Sunny Starscout: [grunting]
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Get gone, critters! And this! In the face!
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] Yah!
:[whoosh!]
:Kenneth: [chirps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: It's working!
:Misty: [coughing]
:[racoonicorn growls]
:Misty: Opaline! What do I do?!
:Opaline: Why are you asking me? This is your mess.
:[click]
:Misty: Uh...
:[racoonicorn growls]
:Misty: Opaline?
:[racoonicorn screeches]
:Misty: [screams]
:Sunny Starscout: Phew! At least we can get back to the parade like nothing happ—
:Izzy Moonbow: Um, I was expecting decorations, but trash is good, too! [sniffs] Mmm! [gags]
:Pipp Petals: [sobbing] It's all ruined!
:Zipp Storm: It wouldn't be so sure.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Critters, roll out!
:[carnival music]
:[ponies cheering]
==Sparky's Sick==
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky's sick!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [hiccups, burps, breathes fire]
:Sunny Starscout: Was that a... hiccup?
:Zipp Storm: I think it was a burp?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [hiccups]
:Pipp Petals: It's a hiccup-burp! [squeals] That's adorable!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps]
:Izzy Moonbow: Awww. Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine, Hitch. Like Elder Flower says, "if it's gassy, let it passy."
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [groans, burps, breathes fire]
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, that's less adorable. 
:Hitch Trailblazer: He's been hiccup-burping all morning, and I don't know what to do! Please, ponies, help a dragon daddy out!
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, oh, oh! I know an ancient unicorn remedy that'll really help!
:Sunny Starscout: I'm sure I have a recipe somewhere. 
:Pipp Petals: Oh, and there is this special showbiz trick.
:Zipp Storm: Don't worry, ponies. I know exactly what to do! 
:Zipp Storm: A few high-octane stunts will shock the hiccup burps right out of you!
:[whoosh]
:Zipp Storm: Whoooo-hoooo! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing, babbling]
:Zipp Storm: I bet you're feeling better already, huh?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [hiccups, burps, breathes fire]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa! Spaghetti straight ahead!
:[stretch!]
:Zipp Storm and Sparky Sparkeroni: [yelling]
:[crash!]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [whines]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [cooing]
:[pages flipping]
:Sunny Starscout: Six bananas! And a squeeze of mustard! Chocolate sprinkles! Toothpaste!
:[blender whirring]
:[stomach rumbling]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps, slurping]
:[beat]
:[stomach rumbling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ah!
:[rumbling stops]
:Sunny Starscout: It worked!
:Hitch Trailblazer: You did it!
:Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer: Up high, down low, hitch it to a post! Flip it sunny-side—!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps]
:[pony screams]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughs]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hold your breath and count to three! Shake your tail and bend your knees! Throw some feather in the air! Spin around twice and give 'em a scare! Raaawr!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Huh?
:Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm. That wasn't scary enough. Well, I guess we'll have to try something— Blaaagh!
:[horn honks]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [hiccups, burps, breathes fire, laughs]
:Pipp Petals: Let's try some vocal exercises. Just do what I do, okay? Deep breath. And... [singing] Me-me-me-me-me-meeeeee!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [singing] Me-me-me-me-me-meeeeee!
:Pipp Petals: Yes! Now... [singing] Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-maaaaaa!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [singing] Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-maaaaaa!
:Pipp Petals: Good! Now...
:Pipp Petals and Sparky Sparkeroni: [vocalizing]
:Pipp Petals: So cute! Oh, my glitter, we should totally collab.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [hiccups]
:Pipp Petals: Aah!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps, breathes fire]
:Pipp Petals: Ewww! Actually, I can work with this.
:[camera clicks]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughs]
:Zipp Storm: Ugh. Nothing's working.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [hiccups, burps, breathes fire]
:Hitch Trailblazer: And they're getting worse!
:Misty: Is that a giant mushroom?
:[rumbling]
:Misty: Orange juice?
:Opaline: What's going on, Misty? I've just felt a powerful surge of dragon magic in Maretime Bay. Uh, what's with the mushroom?
:Misty: Uhhh...
:Opaline: What are you waiting for?! Fetch me that dragon!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burping repeatedly]
:Sunny Starscout: Uhhh...
:Main ponies: [yelling]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burping repeatedly]
:Izzy Moonbow: Not today, pretzels!
:[Pegasnail yelps]
:Sunny Starscout: [grunts]
:[splat!]
:Sunny Starscout: Mmmm! Ahhh!
:Hitch Trailblazer: What's wrong with your tummy, buddy? I wish you could tell me how to help you.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [grunting]
:Hitch Trailblazer: You are telling me, aren't you? Oh, Sparky, good boy! Sunny, the food is the cure!
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps] Of course! Everypony, grab a little of everything! We're gonna make a really gross smoothie!
:[music]
:[racoonicorn grunts, yelps]
:[blender whirring]
:Mane 5: [laugh]
:Misty: Hmmm...
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Ah! [gulping]
:Misty: [sinister chuckle, slurps]
:[stomach rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: It didn't work?!
:Zipp Storm: He's gonna blow!
:Pipp Petals: Hitch!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparkyyyyy! Aah!
:Misty: [grunts]
:[prolonged flatulence]
:Misty: Aah!
:[thud]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [sighs]
:Misty: [groaning]
:[thud]
:Mane 5: [cheering]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'm so glad you're feeling better, bud. You had me scared for a moment there.
:[poofing]
:Mane 5: [laughing]
:Misty: [groans]
:Opaline: So? Where is he? Where is my dra—? Misty! What happened here?! What did you eat?!
:Misty: I do not want to talk about it!
==Sunny's Smoothie Moves==
:Strawberry Pony: Sunny! Stop right there!
:Banana Pony: There's no escape!
:Orange Pony: No getting away now!
:Strawberry Pony: Not without putting us into your... all-new smoothies!
:Sunny Starscout: Sorry! My brand-new smoothies only contain all new fruits grown in the community garden! Like kiwi-paya, pear-nana, and razzleberries! Try 'em all today!
:Banana Pony: You'd be bananas not to!
:Pipp Petals: And cut! Perfect! We soooo got it this time!
:Sunny Starscout: And the giant fruit?
:Pipp Petals: All added with the magic of filters!
:Sunny Starscout: [squeals] Amazing! Thanks, Pipp! [gasps] I can't wait for ponies to try these new flavors! They're gonna love 'em!
:Posey Bloom: New flavors? [curt laugh] I think not. Tropical treat for me, as per always.
:Sunny Starscout: Are you sure I can't interest you in—?
:Posey Bloom: Tropical treat, please, Sunny.
:Thunder Flap: And banana smoothie here. Thanks.
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs] Same old smoothie flavor coming right up.
:[blender whirring]
:Pipp Petals: Don't worry, they'll come around... eventually. Sometimes, trying something new is hard.
:Sunny Starscout: You're right, Pipp. So we need to make trying the new flavors easy. This calls for a taste test!
:Sunny Starscout: Listen up! It's time to try something new! There are over three million new flavor combos!
:Izzy Moonbow: Blah! Three million? How do you remember anything after two million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine?
:Sunny Starscout: It's easy with the help of...
:[whirring]
:[beep]
:[8-bit music]
:[clicking]
:[squirt!]
:Rest of Mane 5 and Misty: Wow!
:Izzy Moonbow: Bot-y McBakertons! Love the bowtie. It's very robot-chic.
:Bot-y McBakertons: i am... beep-bop-boop! ...programmed to serve... beep! ...smoothies.
:Sunny Starscout: Go ahead, choose your smoothie. Let's find that perfect combo.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm, let's see now. So I always get dreamy creamy. But today, I think I'll have... ooh, ummm... Ah! Oh, yes! I found it! Dreamy creamy!
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, but Izzy, why not try—
:Hitch Trailblazer: Super citrus for me!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [slurps, babbles]
:Sunny Starscout: Hitch!
:Zipp Storm: And I'll have my usual – peanut butter and banana—
:Misty: Merry berry, please!
:Sunny Starscout: But there's so many other—
:Pipp Petals: And put me down for one—
:Sunny Starscout: Let me guess. Strawberry ripple?
:Pipp Petals: Sunny, you know me so well. 
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sorry, Sunny, but we know what we like. It's risky to try anything else.
:Zipp Storm: PB and B!
:Pipp Petals: Ripple!
:Izzy Moonbow: Dreamy creamy!
:[voices overlapping]
:[clicking, whirring]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa! Everypony, slow down! Bot-y can't handle so many orders at once!
:Bot-y McBakertons: [distorted] flavor error! flavor error! flavor error!
:Zipp Storm: Aah! Look out! Smoothie incoming!
:[8-bit music]
:[splatting]
:Bot-y McBakertons: [distorted] smoothie malfunction! smoothie malfunction! smoothie malfunction!
:Bot-y McBakertons: [distorted] smoothie malfunction! smoothie malfunction! smoothie malfunction!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:[splatting]
:Sunny Starscout: It's loaded with three million fruit combos! [gasps] Oh, no, the whole town is gonna be covered in smoothie!
:[door opens]
:Thunder Flap: Your style's a masterpiece, Majesty. Not a single hair out of place.
:Queen Haven: And after five hours in Mane Melody, I'd like to keep it that way.
:Zipp Storm: Mom! Nooooo!
:Pipp Petals: Her hair will be ruined!
:[zoom!]
:Zipp Storm: [chomp]
:[shooting sounds]
:Sunny Starscout: [chomp]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [chomp]
:Izzy Moonbow: [chomp]
:Pipp Petals: [chomp] Mmmm! Hey! Straw-nana? [gasps] Not bad!
:[ponies screaming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Quick! It's the only way to stop the town getting smoothie'd!
:[exciting music]
:Bot-y McBakertons: [distorted] smoothie malfunction! smoothie—!
:Pipp Petals: [chomping]
:Bot-y McBakertons: [distorted] —ie malfunction!
:Posey Bloom: [screams]
:Sunny Starscout: [chomping]
:Bot-y McBakertons: [distorted] smoothie malfunction!
:Izzy Moonbow: [chomp]
:Misty: [chomping]
:Izzy Moonbow: You're welcome!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [screams]
:[shooting sounds]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [chomp]
:Bot-y McBakertons: [distorted] smoothie malfunction!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [chomping]
:Bot-y McBakertons: [winding down]
:[thud]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa! Hitch! That was seriously heroic!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gulps] Just... doing my share of duty. [groans]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [slurping] Mmmm!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hey, if Sparky likes it... [slurps, gasps] All the smoothies have run into each other! This might be the most delicious one yet!
:Sunny Starscout: [slurps] It's a smoothie... made out of smoothies! Oh, the perfect combo! What can we call it?
:Hitch Trailblazer: I guess it is made up of all the best bits of everything. Why not call it the "Alicorn Special"?
:[ponies chattering, slurping]
:Pipp Petals: Whoa, Sunny! The Alicorn Special is, like, totally a hit!
:Sunny Starscout: Yeah, only the problem is... now nopony wants to try anything else!
==The Hunt for Eggmund Bunny==
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [panting, grunting]
:Zipp Storm: Who wants chocolate egg— Oh!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Yay!
:[smack!]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [chomping noisily, sighs, burps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sorry, Zipp. He gets excited at the holidays. And all the other days. Come on. Nap time.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa. A lot of case files piling up here, Hitch.
:[birds chirping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ugh, I know. I want to get back to work, but I'm so exhausted. How am I meant to look after a baby dragon and be sheriff at the same time?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire, farts]
:Zipp Storm: Just take baby steps. Or dragon baby steps. [chuckles] You know, start with something small.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Like what?
:Zipp Storm: [reading] "Chocolate emergency, Zephyr Heights. Help, please." Ah, that could work. Hitch! I need your help, buddy! [gasps] Oof!
:[thud]
:Dazzle Feather: Ooh. Just hours before the start of the Royal Eggstravaganza, Eggmund Bunny has gone missing.
:Skye Silver: Tradition dictates that his army of egg-hiding bunnies can't stop hiding eggs until Eggmund himself declares the hunt open.
:[bunnies squeaking]
:Dazzle Feather: As you can see, Zephyr Heights is literally bursting with eggs.
:Dazzle Feather and Skye Silver: Aah!
:[splat!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: This is starting small?
:Queen Haven: Zipp! Hitch! Thank hoofness you're here! This is getting out of control! Eggmund has never missed a Royal Eggstravaganza! Never!
:Zipp Storm: Well, with Sheriff Hitch helping me with the case, I'm sure we'll find him in no time.
:Queen Haven: Oh, I hope so. I've never seen Cloudpuff this nervous.
:Cloudpuff: [whines, barks]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Your Majesty! Eggmund Bunny's been spotted down at the supermarket buying carrots!
:Zipp Storm: Hmmmm... [clears throat]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] All right. Let's find us a bunny.
:Store Manager: This is from this morning. 9:00 A.M.
:Zipp Storm: There he is! Pause! Zoom in!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Look. All we gotta do is follow that trail of carrots. Come on, Zipp! 
:Zipp Storm: Huh?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ah!
:Zipp Storm and Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm...
:[knock on door]
:[door opens]
:Hitch Trailblazer: There you are— Whoa! Now, that is a lot of bunnies!
:Eggmund Bunny: Can I help you?
:Zipp Storm: Um, hello? Aren't you forgetting something? You're supposed to be opening the Eggstravaganza.
:Eggmund Bunny: Nope. I can't do it. No way.
:Hitch Trailblazer: But Zephyr Heights is about to explode with chocolate! And you, sir, have a job to do.
:Eggmund Bunny: Sorry, but... I'm too exhausted! Do you know how hard it is looking after sixteen baby bunnies all on your own?!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Actually, I kinda do. Look, I know it's hard. Believe me. I've gone through ten fire extinguishers in the past week. But you don't have to do it alone. We can help you.
:Zipp Storm: Hitch is right. We could, um... [strained] look after the bunnies for you.
:Eggmund Bunny: Really? You'd do that?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Of course. Parents gotta stick together.
:Zipp Storm: So what do you say?
:[bunny squeaks]
:Eggmund Bunny: Oh, all right! You two grab the stroller! I'll get the ceremonial scissors!
:Zipp Storm and Hitch Trailblazer: Yes!
:[bunnies squeaking]
:[discordant trumpet fanfare]
:Eggmund Bunny: I hereby declare the Royal Eggstravaganza... open!
:[bunnies squeaking]
:[rumbling]
:Eggmund Bunny: Thanks, ponies. I couldn't have done this without your help. And it felt good to be Eggmund Bunny again.
:Hitch Trailblazer: You know, a good friend once did the same thing for me. But seriously, anytime you need help, I'm a call away.
:Eggmund Bunny: Weeeeell... it's funny you should say that, 'cause I'm gonna need bunny-sitters on Tuesdays, Wednesday, and Thursdays. Oh! I could do with help on my morning carrot run on Fridays. And also on Saturdays, I like to do a little rumba, so I do some dancing. So you could come over on Saturday nights, then get my rrrrumba on! [chitters]
==Mission Imponable==
:Misty: [screams]
:[clicks]
:Opaline: Honestly, Mis— [screams] Whaaaat is happening?!
:Misty: Opaline! Can't... see!
:Opaline: Misty! Do something!
:Misty: Just... a... second! Aha! There you are!
:[rustle]
:Misty: Uh, Opaline? You can let go now. We're okay.
:Misty and Opaline: Whoa!
:[thud]
:Opaline: What was that, Misty?! Skydiving?!
:Misty: Oh, this?
:Opaline: You never listen! All I asked you to do was—!
:Misty: Get more information about the magic crystals and how they work. That is still what you want, isn't it, Opaline?
:[beat]
:Opaline: Yes. Well... hurry up.
:[clicks]
:Misty: [sighs] Let's do this!
:Bunnycorn: Huh?
:[heist music]
:[digging sounds]
:[rumbling]
:Misty: Oh! Hey, bunnycorns! Don't mind me! Enjoy your dinner!
:[bunnycorns scream]
:Misty: [grunting]
:[thud]
:[suction cup sounds]
:Misty: [groans]
:[blowtorch whooshing]
:Misty: [grunting] Whoa! Whoa! Whoooaaa! Did not think that through. Wuh-oh.
:[shatter!]
:Main ponies: [startled sounds/"What was that?!"]
:Zipp Storm: Somepony definitely tried to break in here.
:Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Pipp Petals: [gasp]
:Zipp Storm: But who would do that? And what do they want?
:Izzy Moonbow: Maybe the glass just fell out like that! Whaaaat? [chomps] It could happen.
:Pipp Petals: [chewing] It's kind of exciting. Like a real-life "whodunnit", you know?
:Zipp Storm: Exciting, Pipp? Somepony tried to steal the crystals that gave us magic again. That's not exciting. It's dangerous.
:Sunny Starscout: Zipp is right. As the Alicorn, it's my job to protect the crystals and keep everypony in Equestria safe.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sorry I'm late. Sparky turned my keys into a swarm of bees, and then I had to get some honey to... and... Well, what'd I miss?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps, groans]
:Sunny Starscout: You're just in time, Hitch. It's time for me to become the Alicorn that Equestria needs. But to do it, I'm gonna need everypony's help training.
:Rest of Mane 5: [cheer]
:[shimmering sounds]
:[upbeat music]
:[whoosh!]
:[splat]
:Pipp Petals: Okay, Sunny, say it with me. "I am strong!"
:Sunny Starscout: I am strong!
:Sunny Starscout and Hitch Trailblazer: Hah!
:Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: I am confident!
:Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: I am the Alicorn!
:[rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: I am strong!
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoa!
:Sunny Starscout: I am confident!
:[whooshing]
:[sonic boom!]
:Zipp Storm: Whoooaaa!
:Sunny Starscout: I am... the Alicorn!
:[whoosh!]
:[boom!]
:Rest of Mane 5: [cheering]
:Zipp Storm: Sunny, that was incredible! I've never seen anypony fly so fast!
:Opaline: [groans] Tell me something about those crystals, Misty. What is taking so long?!
:Misty: Well... [nervous laugh, clears throat] Funny story. I, uh...
:[Pegamice squeak]
:Sunny Starscout: What was that? Is somepony there?
:Misty: [gasps] We better get out of here! I'll fill you in later, Opaline!
:Opaline: What do you mean you'll tell me later, Mistyyyyy?! [fades out]
:Sunny Starscout: I heard something right over...
:[rustle]
:Sunny Starscout: ...here.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Um, that hedge definitely just moved. 
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah, Hitchy-poo. You're seeing things, buddy. Hedges don't just—
:[zoom!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, wow, look! There it goes!
:[whoosh!]
:[thud]
:[rumbling]
:Misty: [yelps] Oh! Hey, Sunny!
:Sunny Starscout: Misty? Oh, thank goodness it's you. I thought it was somepony dangerous. Look, ponies. It's just Misty.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hi, Misty!
:Misty: Yup, just your old pal Misty. [nervous laugh] Um, cool flying, Sunny. It was amazing. Sorry, ponies! Gotta go!
:Izzy Moonbow: Bye, Misty!
:Zipp Storm: "Pal", huh? I'm not so sure...
==Opaline Alone==
:Sunny Starscout: All right, everypony! Grab a slice! These are the best fruit pies in all of Maretime Bay!
:Izzy Moonbow: Dee-licious!
:Pipp Petals: Oh, yeah!
:Izzy Moonbow: Nom-nom-nom!
:Zipp Storm: Nice!
:Pipp Petals: [snorts, laughs] Look at your faces! [laughing]
:Zipp Storm: Pipp, you literally have pie in your ears.
:Pipp Petals: Huh? Oh! [laughs] It's everywhere! Ooh!
:Mane 5: [laugh]
:[camera clicking]
:Misty: Aah!
:[splat]
:Pipp Petals and Misty: [laugh]
:Pipp Petals: Awww, that one's cute.
:Sunny Starscout: Soooo, I was thinking, for ice cream, we could—
:Misty: Uh, I-I'll be right back!
:[click]
:Opaline: Misty! What on Earth is taking so long?! Have you forgotten what I sent you for? Is that... pie... in your mane?
:Misty: Oh. [nervous chuckle] Yeah. Long story. I'll... I-I'll get it soon. I promise. 
:Opaline: Remember, Misty. This task is very important. Do not fail me.
:Sunny Starscout: Hey, Misty! We're voting on ice cream flavors! Hurry up!
:Misty: Uh, coming!
:Opaline: [evil laughter]
:Opaline: [evil laughter, coughs, clears throat]
:[beat]
:Opaline: Hmmm... Hmmm...
:[clock ticks]
:Opaline: [growls] Ugh! Well, I can't just sit around all day waiting for that pathetic little pony. I have important business to attend to.
:Opaline: Bow before me, Earth pony!
:Opaline: What is taking so long, Misty?
:Misty: I promise, I'm working on it!
:Opaline: There is zero room for error here, Misty. Whoa!
:[thud]
:Opaline: [growls]
:Misty: Don't worry, Opaline. I won't let you down. [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: Mm.
:Opaline: [imitating Sunny] "Ooh! I'm Sunny! And I think that everypony should have magic! I have so many friends!" Enjoy your magic while it lasts. Because as soon as I get one hoof on that dragonfire, I'll be the most powerful Alicorn! And you and your pathetic little besties will answer to me for the rest of your lives! [evil laughter, growls]
:Jazz Hooves: Welcome to "Hooficures with Jazz". Now, all you need to get started is a stencil and your favorite hoof polish. At home, hooficures can be super chic.
:Opaline: Aah!
:[thud]
:["My Bananas" playing]
:Opaline: [laughing] I can't!
:[racoonicorn hisses]
:Opaline: [screams] You foal! How did you let a racoonicorn in here?!
:Misty: A what? Opaline, are you okay?
:Opaline: Put that cape down or so help me...!
:[racoonicorn squeals]
:Opaline: [grunts]
:[fizzle!]
:Opaline: [groans]
:[racoonicorn squeaks]
:Opaline: [growls] I'm warning you, rodent!
:[fizzle!]
:Opaline: [growls] If I had my powers...!
:[racoonicorn squeaks]
:Opaline: Yah! [grunting]
:[clattering]
:Opaline: [growls] If that stains, so help me...!
:[racoonicorn squeaks]
:Opaline: Oh, you're going to pay for this, devious little...!
:Misty: Opaline! I did it! Kiwi-paya blast with a purple heart! Just like you asked!
:Opaline: Finally! [slurping, sighs] That's better. Now, Misty, this... is... crucial.
:Misty: Uh...
:Opaline: I need you to help me pick a power crown. 
:Misty: Oh, uh, but, um, you told me to stake out Mane Melody this evening, and, you know, the karaoke will be starting soon, and I can't miss that!
:Opaline: The what?!
:Misty: I'll be back soooon!
:Opaline: [groans]
:Opaline: [scoffs] She'll never marry that peasant. [slurps]
==Mare Family Mare Problems==
:[heist music]
:[whooshing]
:[click]
:Zipp Storm: Quick! Before somepony sees us!
:Pipp Petals: Just a little more... A little...
:Zipp Storm: [screams]
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:[smack!]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [scream]
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: [groans]
:[alarm blaring]
:Queen Haven: What is the meaning of this?!
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [dizzily] Happy Mares' Day!
:Queen Haven: I can't believe you made it. I-I hadn't heard from you. I, uh... Well, I sort of made other plans, you see—
:Zipp Storm: Of course we made it! And we have a whole day planned!
:Queen Haven: Well, that's lovely, but—
:Pipp Petals: First, spa treatments to make us look picture perfect for our... [singsong] glam fam photoshoot! Ah! Ooh!
:Queen Haven: Sounds lovely, but I should tell you—
:Zipp Storm: Then, we're making all your favorite foods and feeling the wind in our wings as we fly off to our favorite spot for a sunset picnic.
:Pipp Petals: Ta-daaaaa!
:Queen Haven: Oh, my darlings, that sounds wonderful. But as I said, I'm afraid I made—
:[doorbell rings]
:[doors open]
:Queen Haven: ...other plans. Oh, Alphie, those are lovely! [distorted echo] Oh, Alphie... Alphie... Alphie...
:Alphabittle: I'm not interrupting, am I?
:Queen Haven: Oh, no, no. My girls have just flown in and surprised me for Mares' Day.
:Zipp Storm: Yup! Big day! Lots of plans!
:Pipp Petals: Thanks for stopping by, Alphabittle!
:[door close]
:[door opens]
:Queen Haven: Perhaps you could... join us.
:[dramatic thud]
:[deeper dramatic thud]
:Pipp Petals: [through gritted teeth] What a wonderful idea.
:Zipp Storm: [through gritted teeth] Yes. Please do join us.
:Thunder Flap: [throat singing]
:Queen Haven: [sighs]
:Pipp Petals: [humming]
:Zipp Storm: [chomps]
:Alphabittle: [sighs]
:[bubbling]
:Alphabittle: [screaming, babbling]
:Thunder Flap: [gulps, continues throat singing]
:[harpstrings snap]
:Alphabittle: [wailing]
:Zipp Storm: [nervous whistling]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Ahem.
:Queen Haven: Alphie!
:Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Alphabittle: [grunting]
:Queen Haven: [giggles]
:[stomp!]
:Zipp Storm: Aah!
:Pipp Petals: Aah! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
:Zoom Zephyrwing: [clears throat]
:All: Aah!
:[crash!]
:[camera clicks]
:Pipp Petals and Queen Haven: [humming]
:[thud]
:[sinister whispering]
:Pipp Petals: [gulps, groans]
:[sinister whispering]
:Zipp Storm: [gags]
:Alphabittle: [sipping]
:Queen Haven: [sipping] Mmmm!
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [groan]
:Queen Haven: [giggles, sighs]
:Alphabittle: [chuckles]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [grunting]
:Pipp Petals: Whoa!
:Pipp Petals and Alphabittle: [screaming]
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [grunting]
:[thud]
:Alphabittle: Oof!
:[splat]
:Queen Haven: [gasps] Oh! Oh, my Alphie! Are you okay?
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! Him?! He's the reason we crashed!
:Zipp Storm: And why the whole day's been a disaster!
:Queen Haven: Girls! Manners!
:Alphabittle: No, no, they're right. Sorry for messing up your day, girls. I think it's best I leave you ponies to your special family day.
:Queen Haven: I'm very disappointed in you both. All Alphie did was try and join in and make us all happy.
:Pipp Petals: But we wanted to give you the most perfect Mares' Day!
:Zipp Storm: And he ruined everything! And I know a lot of it was an accident, but still!
:Queen Haven: All anypony needs to make a day special is to spend it with their favorite ponies. It doesn't matter what we do or how right or wrong it goes.
:Zipp Storm: Wow, walking is so slow.
:Pipp Petals: Hey, Alphabittle? We're really sorry. We didn't mean what we said.
:Zipp Storm: We were just trying to make Mares' Day perfect. But mom's day can only be perfect if you're there, too.
:Pipp Petals: We're really happy our mom has a new friend. And now we do, too.
:Zipp Storm: There's still time for that picnic if you're interested.
:Alphabittle: I'd be honored.
:Alphabittle: Dunkies, anypony?
:Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [chomp]
:All: [laughing]
==Ponytropico==
:Skye Silver: [narrating] Is the daily grind of your life getting you down?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [blowing whistle]
:Pipp Petals: [humming]
:Posey Bloom: [screaming]
:Skye Silver: [narrating] Does it seem like nothing is going right?
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh... That's not good. Hello? Anypony?
:[crash]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps] 
:Zipp Storm: [groans]
:Sunny Starscout: Um... no charge for this one. [nervous laugh]
:Skye Silver: Don't you wish you could just get away and take a break from it all? Well, you can! Paradise is much closer than you think. Isn't that right, Dazzle?
:Dazzle Feather: [slurps] It certainly is, Skye. Here at Ponytropico, there is something for everypony.
:Earth Pony: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
:Skye Silver: Incoming! As you can see, Ponytropico has it all. Whether you're looking for adventure...
:Dazzle Feather: ...or to find your inner creative.
:Skye Silver: To be pampered in luxury...
:Dazzle Feather: ...or to just get some much needed rest and relaxation while you enjoy gourmet meals.
:Skye Silver: So what are you waiting for?
:Dazzle Feather: Book your vacation to Ponytropico today!
:Mane 5: [sounds of awe]
:Zipp Storm: All right! It's vacation time, baby!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] Ponytropico. I could sure use a relaxing trip like that.
:[crash!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky!
:Zipp Storm: And did you see those ponies on water skis? I'd love to try that!
:Sunny Starscout: Well, I sure am glad you ponies think it looks fun, because... [squeals] Everypony, pack your bags! Ponytropico, here we come!
:Rest of Mane 5: [cheering]
:[click]
:Izzy Moonbow: [humming]
:[click]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]
:[critters crying]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Come on. It's only for a week. You critters will be fine.
:Racoonicorn: [crying] We have to... [sniffles] ...stay strong for each other! [crying]
:Pipp Petals: [giggles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs]
:Sunny Starscout: [giggles]
:[whir!]
:[beep!]
:[screech!]
:Zipp Storm: [grunting] Come on! Ugh! Pipp!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh, fine.
:[thud]
:[zoom!]
:Izzy Moonbow: I spy... Ooh! A bunch of very dangerous-looking storm clouds.
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, Zipp? Are you sure we—?
:Zipp Storm: Don't worry, ponies. I've got everything under control. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Just a little rain.
:[thunder]
:Mane 5: [screaming]
:Zipp Storm: [grunting] Almost got it...!
:[whirring]
:Rest of Mane 5: [cheer]
:[splatting]
:Rest of Mane 5: [groan]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, everypony, look on the bright side. At least Pipp still got her spa day. [snickers] Dah-dah, dah!
:Pipp Petals: [whimpers] Too soon, Izzy! Too soon!
:Hitch Trailblazer: All we need to do is stay calm. Luckily for all of you, I packed a map that will show us exactly how to get— Aah!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] Oh.
:Pipp Petals: Not only are we gonna miss the ferry to Ponytropico, now we are lost, too?! Ugh! Could this day get any worse?!
:[thunder]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Mane 5: [laughing]
:[Mane 5]
::Just a little touch-up
::Just a little paint
::And we'll be done in no time
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, this is looking great!
:[Mane 5]
::'Cause they say there is magic
::In every pony (every pony)
::And when I need a hoof
::I've got you there beside me
::Gonna work, work, work
::Got so much to do
::Well, I don't mind the work
::'Cause I get to work with you (Pipp Petals: I get to work with you!)
::Gonna work, work, work
::Make our dreams come true
::'Cause when we work together
::There's nothing we, nothing we can't do!
:Mane 5: [gasp]
:Sunny Starscout: Come on, ponies! If we hurry, we might still be able to catch the last ferry of Ponytropico!
:Mane 5: [cheer]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, there it goes! Ohhhh, there it goes.
:Sunny Starscout: Hey, there's always next year, ponies. Anyway, we don't need Ponytropico to have fun. Right?
:Pipp Petals: Yeah. I can't believe I'm saying this, but who needs a luxury spa?
:Zipp Storm: Or pony paragliding?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Or a restful day at the beach?
:Izzy Moonbow: Or a beautiful seashell mosaic?
:Sunny Starscout: All we really need for an amazing holiday is... each other.
:Zipp Storm: [gasps] You ponies thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
:[Mane 5]
::...I don't mind the work
::'Cause I get to work with you
::Gonna work, work, work
::Make our dreams come true
::'Cause when we work together
::There's nothing we, nothing we can't do!
:Mane 5: [laughing]
==As The Misty Clears==
:Misty: [roars, deep voice] "Get dragonfire for Opaline! Evil laugh! Mwahahaha!" [high-pitched] "No! Be loyal to your friends! Happy laugh! Hee-hee-hee-hee!"
:Sunny Starscout: Hey, Misty!
:Misty: [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: Whatcha doing?
:Misty: Uh... just, um, admiring this grass! Mmm! Green! No inner struggle between good and evil over here!
:[click]
:Opaline: Misty, where are you? [yelps]
:Misty: [grunting]
:Opaline: [muffled speech]
:Misty: I'm, uh... cleansing its... energy?
:Izzy Moonbow: Love a good energy cleanse! Can I help?
:Misty: [grunting] Nope! All good! I got it! [panting, nervous laugh]
:Zipp Storm: There's something strange about that necklace. You've been acting kinda weird lately.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [slurping]
:[crash]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Huh?
:Hitch Trailblazer: [humming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: That was you?!
:Misty: Pretty funny, huh? [nervous laugh]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Yes. [sarcastic laugh]
:Sunny Starscout: Zipp's right. Why don't you just take it off for a little bit?
:Misty: No! I-I can't take it off! It's... It's really special to me. Now, if you don't mind, I've got errands to run!
:Zipp Storm: Hmmm...
:Misty: [sighs] That was too close. Ooh! Shadowberries! They're Opaline's favorite!
:[branches creaking]
:Misty: Don't. Move.
:Zipp Storm: Can't take it off, huh?
:[bush rustles]
:Misty: She's gonna love me for at least five minutes when she sees these! [giggles] Huh? Necklace? Where are you?! I said don't move!
:Zipp Storm: I'm telling you, something's not right with this thing.
:Izzy Moonbow: On the one hoof, it has all the signs of something evil! But on the other, it's super shiny! [squeals]
:[click]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps, sinister giggle] Hey, I'm Izzy! Here's a stupid poem! Earth ponies smell and Pegasi stink! They all take baths in the kitchen sink! Also, crafting's totally lame!
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Sylvie Stickerton!
:Sunny Starscout: It's like it turns you into the opposite of who you truly are!
:Mane 5 sans Izzy: [gasp]
:[sinister hissing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps] It's the anti-sparkle! Rules? Who needs 'em?!
:Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Pipp! Do more littering! Yes! More! Yes! More! [evil laughter]
:Mane 5 sans Pipp: [gasp]
:Pipp Petals: [yelps, laughs] Anyone for a song?
:[metal guitar solo]
:[glass shatters]
:Pipp Petals: [laughs] Huh? What just happened to me?!
:Misty: [grunts] It can't have just disappeared! Oh! Opaline's gonna be so mad!
:Izzy Moonbow: [indistinct shrieking]
:Misty: Oh, no.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [evil laughter]
:Pipp Petals: [maniacal laughter]
:Sunny Starscout: Who! Needs! Teamwork! It's everypony for themselves!
:Zipp Storm: I'm the heir of the Zephyr Heights throne! Bow down before me!
:Misty: Oh, no! What are you doing to my friends?!
:Izzy Moonbow: [evil laughter]
:Opaline: [echoing laughter]
:[click]
:Mane 5: [laughing evilly, gasp]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa. [groans] I do not feel like myself.
:Misty: Yeah, I don't feel like myself either. Come on. Follow me.
:[waves crashing]
:Misty: You were right, Zipp. This necklace is bad news.
:[soft boom]
:[electrical discharge]
:[whoosh!]
:Mane 5: [gasp]
:Sunny Starscout: So, how do you feel?
:Misty: I feel good. Lighter. Happier. More like... me.
:Zipp Storm: That's amazing, Misty. So, really, who gave you the necklace? Was it an heirloom? A birthday present? Did you find it in Bridlewood?
:Misty: Trust me, you do not wanna know.
:Zipp Storm: Come on, give me something. It's definitely not Pegasus jewelry. Critter jewelry? Do critters make jewelry?
:[sinister sounds]
==I've Seen Fire and I've Seen Rain(bows)==
:Opaline: [maniacal laughter] Finally, it's mine! All mine! Oh, please. You couldn't handle so much power anyway. I, on the other hand, know exactly what to do. It's finally time for me to take my rightful place as the most powerful Fire Alicorn of all time! [roars]
:[fwoosh!]
:[shatter!]
:Racoonicorn: Hm?
:Opaline: You again?! How many times have I told you?! Get out of here!
:Racoonicorn: [panicked squealing]
:Opaline: [maniacal laughter] Nopony can stop me now! [maniacal laughter]
:[fire roaring]
:Pipp Petals: [maniacal laughter]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa, whoa, wait. A racoonicorn? That can't be right, Pipp. Do you ponies remember a racoonicorn?
:Sunny Starscout: Well...
:Izzy Moonbow: Nope. Don't remember that at all.
:Misty: Uh... maybe?
:Pipp Petals: Ugh, Zipp! You're interrupting my story! I'm just getting to the good part.
:Pipp Petals: And then, Misty raced across...
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] ...all of Equestria to find her friends and give them the horrible, dreadful news!
:Misty: Quick, ponies! I saw somepony dragon-nap Sparky!
:Hitch Trailblazer: What?! Dragon-napped?! What are you saying?! Where did they go?! This can't be happening! did you see which way they went, misty?!
:Misty: Um, I did! But we have to hurry!
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] But could Misty save the day and get the ponies to Sparky before it was...
:Pipp Petals: ...too late?!
:Misty: I don't know about saving the day, Pipp. I mean, I was the reason that Sparky got dragon-napped in the first place. You know, helping Opaline all that time.
:Sunny Starscout: Don't worry, Misty. All that matters is that you did the right thing when it counted the most. You chose friendship.
:Zipp Storm: Yeah. Betraying Opaline to help us was totally brave. And you got yourself a real cutie mark to replace the one you always drew on.
:[boom!]
:[shimmering sounds]
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah! And then Sunny, she was all like, "Pew-pew! Ka-blammo! Wha-chaaaah!" And then she was like, "Pew!" And we were all... [continues under]
:Misty: You really were amazing, Sunny. You were just as strong as—
:Pipp Petals: UGHHH! Ponies! Can I please just tell my epic story already?!
:Misty: [laughs] Sorry, Pipp!
:Pipp Petals: [clears throat] Full of strength, our hero...
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] ...Sunny Starscout looked down at the villainous Opaline.
:Sunny Starscout: So you're the evil Alicorn we were warned about!
:Opaline: Well, not exactly. Thanks to your little dragon baby and all his dragonfire, I'm not just an evil Alicorn. I'm... a Fire Alicorn! [evil laughter]
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:[boom!]
:[fire whooshing]
:Sunny Starscout: [grunts]
:[shing!]
:Sunny Starscout: [grunts]
:[boom!]
:Opaline: [grunts]
:Sunny Starscout and Opaline: [grunting]
:Opaline: Ha!
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:[crash!]
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Opaline: I tried to warn you, but did you listen? Ugh. So pathetic. Nopony could ever stop— [groaning] Hey! Oof! Donuts?! Aah!
:Izzy Moonbow: And I was all, "Pew! Pew! Take that! Bam! 'Donut' mess with us, Opaline!" [giggles] You see what I did there? "Donut"? 'Cause I, like, wha-BAM! Pew-pew-pew!
:Jazz Hooves: Ah!
:Pipp Petals: Ewww! Ugh! Izzy! Those are supposed to be for Mane Melody customers! Ugggghhhh!
:Zipp Storm: And also, you absolutely did not fire donuts at Opaline, Iz!
:Izzy Moonbow: I didn't? Huh. Oh, yeah, maybe I didn't. You're just such a good storyteller, Pipp. I got all caught up in the moment. Okay, keep going, keep going.
:Pipp Petals: [clears throat] Sunny and Opaline...
:Pipp Petals: [voiceover] ...were locked in an epic battle!
:Izzy Moonbow: Don't give up, Sunny!
:Pipp Petals: We love you!
:Izzy Moonbow: You're the most amazing pony we know!
:Pipp Petals: You're so strong!
:[energy humming]
:Opaline: [groaning] Ugh! Ugh.
:[ping!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I've got Sparky! Let's get outta here!
:Opaline: [growls] This won't hold me forever!
:Pipp Petals: [exaggerated maniacal laughter]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay, okay, Pipp. Maybe that's enough of the scary stories for today?
:Pipp Petals: Awww, I'm sorry, Sparky. I didn't mean to scare you.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Still under the weather a bit, aren't you, little guy?
:Izzy Moonbow: Aw, don't you worry, Sparkerooni. Sunny took care of that evil pony Opaline. She won't be bothering us anymore. Right, Sunny?
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, her? Yeah. [chuckles nervously] No worries.
:[bird chirping]
:Opaline: Mm-hmm. Power looks so good on you, Opaline. [laughs] Those ponies don't stand a chance! [maniacal laughter]
==Bridlewoodstock==
:[Pipp Petals]
::I'm feelin' fresh
::Like my mane is on fleek
::Happiness is all I need
::Spreadin' love from you to me
::Unh!
::Somethin' about the way I'm feelin' (feelin')
::Like everypony got a glow...
::[continues under]
:Pipp Petals: Oooh-hoo-hoo, yeah! Check it out! That is how it's done! Love it! It's giving style! It's giving sparkle! It's giving glam!
:Windy: I can't wait for my turn!
:Pipp Petals: Right! Who's next to get festival fab-u-lous?
:[spray can fizzles]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Oh, no! Am I out of manespray?!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, Pipp? It's not just manespray. You're out of everything.
:Pipp Petals: What?! What happened to all the beauty supplies I ordered from Mane Melody?!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh... nopony panic. I'm sure they're just running late.
:Pipp Petals: But all these ponies have come... for my... makeovers! [hyperventilating] I can't keep them waiting! I have to find that shipment, or my reputation will be ruined! NO! I'll handle it! Can you ponies keep things running while I fix this?
:Sunny Starscout: O-Of course. Uh... h-how exactly?
:Pipp Petals: [speaking quickly] Oh, just the basics! We need French braiding, fresh branding, fierce blending, and floral banding! And make sure to post everything on ClipTrot and Ponygram! Okay, bye!
:Izzy Moonbow: Uhhh, did you ponies get any of that?
:Sunny Starscout: Neigh way.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Not a word.
:Sunny Starscout: But I guess we'll just have to improvise.
:Zipp Storm: Ponygram. Okay. How hard can this be? Oops. Is it on? Am I live? Uhhhh, h-hey! Uh, this is Zipp coming at you live from the Mane Melody Festival Fabulous Tent at Bridlewoodstock! And as you can see, everything is going great!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I have no idea what I'm doing!
:Sunny Starscout: [grunting]
:Dahlia: Hey!
:Izzy Moonbow: Mud masks are just mud, right? Hello!
:Zipp Storm: Uh, so, uh, yeah, make sure you stop by! Uh, okay, goodbye! How do I turn it off? H-How do I turn it off?!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] What! Are! They! Doing?! [gasps] No, my supplies! [grunting, sobbing] This is a style emergency! [roars]
:[whoosh!]
:[slam!]
:Pipp Petals: Aah!
:[splash!]
:Pipp Petals: [spitting, sobbing]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] There's so much cool stuff here! Anything can be a hair accessory! Like this! Or this!
:Thunder Flap: Um...
:Posey Bloom: Wait...
:Izzy Moonbow: I found this in a swamp!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay. Mud masks. It's just like painting a wall... right?
:Pony: [grunting]
:Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz: [groaning] Ew! Hey! You got mud in my mane!
:Pipp Petals: What is he doing?!
:Izzy Moonbow: It's swamp chic!
:Pipp Petals: This is a nightmare! I've got to get back in there!
:[whoosh!]
:[rumbling]
:Rufus: Hey, hey, whoa, whoa! I'm sorry, miss. You have to join the back of the line.
:Pipp Petals: D... Don't you know who I am? I'm Princess Pipp! This is my festival!
:Rufus: [scoffs] Nice try. I happen to be a huge Pippsqueak, and there's neigh way Pipp would be caught lookin' like that.
:Pipp Petals: COME ON!
:Sunny Starscout: [laughs nervously] Ponies, I have no idea what I'm doing.
:Zipp Storm: You're telling me! I don't know how to do any of this stuff!
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] You don't need to worry so much. Just have fun!
:[Pipp Petals]
::I'm feelin' fresh
::Like my mane is on fleek
::Happiness is all I need
::Spreadin' love from you to me
::I'm feelin' fresh...
::[continues under]
:Posey Bloom: Wow! This is so cool!
:[Pipp Petals]
::...Celebration never ends
::Oh, 'cause we always a ten
::Ooh-hoo-hoo-hooooo-hooooo
:Sunny Starscout: We've got this!
:[Pipp Petals]
::I'm my best self, everypony can tell
::Ooh-hoo-hoo-hooooo-hooooo
::I'm my best self, everypony can tell
:Thunder Flap: Whoa! Festival style is wild! [laughs]
:Pipp Petals: [yelping] I'm back! Everyone, stop panicking! Huh?
:Windy: Check out how different I look!
:Posey Bloom: I love these eco-friendly accessories!
:[camera clicking]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Oh, thank hoofness!
:Zipp Storm: This makeup stuff is way harder than it looks!
:Sunny Starscout: But it was fun!
:Izzy Moonbow: You like what we did? Hmm?
:Pipp Petals: Ponies, I... I love it! [gasps] Oh, so unique! So creative! I mean, maybe not quite as polished as I'd do it, but... But maybe that's what festival fashion is about. Trying something new. I'm inspired! What do you say, ponies? Let's get [singing] styliiiiing!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Ooh-hoo-hoo-hooooo-hooooo
::I'm my best self, everypony can tell
::Ooh-hoo-hoo-hooooo-hooooo
==Diva and Conquer==
:Pipp Petals: That's our open mic staaaaage! Here's the food truck village where you can get everything to eat!
:Izzy Moonbow: Everything? I love everything!
:Pipp Petals: And ta-daaaaah! Your very own super-glam V.I.P. tents!
:Fretlock: Thanks, Pipp. We just need our gear and outfits, and we're ready to rock.
:Hitch Trailblazer: [grunting] Do you... really need...
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...all of... this stuff?
:Pipp Petals: Um, Electric Blue are stars. If they say they need something, they need—
:[rumbling]
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa! Whoa... Aah!
:[crash!]
:Arpeggia: My microphone!
:Fretlock: Our gear!
:Jam Donut: Not my lucky underpants!
:Sunny Starscout and :Zipp Storm: Hitch!
:Pipp Petals: The super-glam V.I.P. tents!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa... Aah!
:[splat!]
:[thud]
:[flatulent noise]
:Izzy Moonbow: Aww, the last sinkhole of the year! So cute!
:Pipp Petals: So, since your V.I.P. tents are... [clears throat] ...unavailable, here is your extra-super-glam V.V.I.P. home for the festival – the Mare Stream!
:Izzy Moonbow: With one teensy press, it becomes the most ultimate glamping van ever!
:Announcer: [over loudspeaker] Electric Blue to the main stage, please.
:Fretlock: Well, it's not gonna be the same since everything we need is in a sinkhole now. But, hey, come on. Let's get this over with.
:Sunny Starscout: Wait, wait, wait. What if we can find what you need so that you can still have a great show?
:Fretlock: I guess there's a few things that would help.
:Announcer: [over loudspeaker] Hello? Electric Blue to the stage. Huh? Is this thing even working?
:Arpeggia: What about the crowd?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Don't worry! We've got this!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughs]
:[techno music]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hellooooo, Bridlewoodstock!
:Fretlock: We can't perform in muddy outfits.
:Sunny Starscout and :Zipp Storm: New outfits? On it!
:Arpeggia: And our manes stink. [sniffs] Ugh. Literally.
:Pipp Petals: Leave that to me!
:Jam Donut: Oh, oh! And an everything bagel would be nice! You know, for energy!
:Izzy Moonbow: Everything on one bagel?! [chuckles] You've come to the right pony.
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, ponies, let's get this show back on the road! I mean, t-the stage!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Fresh
::Like my mane is on fleek
::Happiness is all I need
::Spreadin' love from you to me
::I'm feelin' fresh
::Magic all around my friends
::Celebration never ends
::Oh, 'cause we always a ten
::Ooh-hoo-hoo-hooooo-hooooo
::I'm my best self, everypony can tell
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [breathes fire]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [yelling]
:Crowd: Awwww! [cheering]
:[Pipp Petals]
::I'm my best self, everypony can tell
::When did this mirror get so gorgeous?
::Who's that? Is that me?
:Pipp Petals: How's this? What about this? Uh, maybe one of these?
:Electric Blue: [voicing dissent]
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]
:Luminous Dazzle: It's all gone, folks!
:[Pipp Petals]
::I feel meeeee!
::I'm feelin' fresh
::Like my mane is on fleek
::Happiness is all I need
::Spreadin' love from you to me
::I'm feelin' fresh
::Magic all around my friends
::Celebration never ends
::Oh, 'cause we always a ten
:Pipp Petals: And voila!
:Sunny Starscout: You look perfect!
:Fretlock: Now we're ready to rock!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ponies! Wait up! [straining] You... forgot... your... snack! [wheezes] One bagel with everything! [maniacal laughter, groans]
:Jam Donut: Um, on second thought, I don't like to eat right before a performance.
:[rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: Is that gonna...?
:Pipp Petals: It's gonna blow!
:All: [screaming]
:[splat!]
:Fretlock: We can't go on like this! The show's canceled! Sorry, Pipp.
:Sunny Starscout: No! We can fix this! We'll remake the costumes a-and the hair! The full V.I.P. treatment! Right, Pipp?
:Seashell: [giggling]
:Crowd: [laughing]
:Pipp Petals: No, Sunny. Music isn't about the costumes, glamour, or being a V.I.P. It's about sharing your sparkle with the world. That's what Bridlewoodstock is about, too. We may look and smell terrible, but Hitch is on that stage right now, and he's... well, he's actually doing pretty well.
:Hitch Trailblazer: So, uh, what do you call a pony at the top of Prancing Point? Lost! [laughs]
:[rim shot]
:Crowd: [laughing]
:Pipp Petals: I'm going to go out there and give these ponies the show they deserve!
:Sunny Starscout: Me, too!
:Izzy Moonbow: Sounds fun!
:Zipp Storm: I'm in!
:Fretlock: Pipp's right. We got so carried away trying to make everything perfect. But if we're together, it will be perfect! Even if it's a little messy, too. [chuckles] Thanks, Pipp. Come on, Electric Blue! Let's rock!
:Hitch Trailblazer: So I said, "U-ni-corn [you need corn]? I need corn too, pal!" Yeah! [laughs]
:Fretlock: What's up, Bridlewoodstock?!
:[fireworks]
:Crowd: [cheering]
==Hot Day, Huh?==
:Zipp Storm: All right! Now that's what I call threading the needle! Woo-hoo!
:[splash!]
:Zipp Storm: Ha-ha! Yeah! Ponies, did you see those epic waves? Huh? That's strange. Huh. Hmmm... Fourteen hundred hours on a super hot day, and the beach is completely... [echoing] deserted? Where is everypony?
:[phones buzzing]
:Zipp Storm: [groans]
:Zipp Storm: Hey, Pippsqueaks! You know, those ice creams would totally taste better at the beach!
:Seashell: No way, Zipp! It's way too hot for the beach!
:Peach Fizz: Yeah, that hot sand would burn my little hooves.
:Zipp Storm: Whaaaaat? It's not that hot.
:[splat]
:Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz: Huh? [crying]
:Zipp Storm: Uhhhh...
:Misty: Poor Zipp. Nopony is really listening to her.
:Posey Bloom: [groaning]
:Zipp Storm: There's a nice cool breeze down at the beach.
:Posey Bloom: The beach?! What are you, nuts?! In this heat?!
:Zipp Storm: I was just there, Posey. And as long as you have some sunscreen and maybe an umbrella, it's really not... Okay, so I'll take that as a maybe?
:Posey Bloom: Neigh way!
:Zipp Storm: [sighs] Ugh... Oh, sorry, Windy.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay, Sunny! We've got two super citrus...
:Sunny Starscout: Yup!
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...three triple berry...
:Sunny Starscout: Got it!
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...one dreamy greenie, and one grilled cheese with extra-cheesy French fries?
:Sunny Starscout: Huh?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wait a second.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Nice try, Sparky! Silly little dragon.
:[ponies grumbling]
:Zipp Storm: Calm down, everypony. I just need to talk to... Sunny! Hey! How about closing up shop and heading out for a beach day? The waves are seriously amazing!
:Sunny Starscout: No can do, Zipp!
:Zipp Storm: Huh?
:Sunny Starscout: We gotta keep everypony hydrated in this heat. Oh, here you go, Dahlia. Stay cool!
:Dahlia: Ah! [slurping, gulps, sighs, slurping]
:Zipp Storm: But down by the water, it's much cooler.
:Hitch Trailblazer: No time to chat, Zipp. Sunny, we need a triple berry smoothie, stat! Windy looks like she's gonna...
:Windy: Oh, dear...!
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...faint! Oh, no! Sunny, pony down! I repeat, we've got a pony down!
:Sunny Starscout: I'm on it, Hitch! Sorry, Zipp. It's just not a great day to go to the beach.
:Zipp Storm: [sighs]
:Pipp Petals: Izzy! We need the fans inside to keep everypony in Mane Melody cool! [grunting]
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] But, Pipp, what about the ponies outside?! We need to stay cool, too!
:Pipp Petals and Izzy Moonbow: [grunting]
:[whirring]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Izzy Moonbow: [screaming]
:Pipp Petals: Ah! No, no, no! Not the stage, not the stage!
:[whoosh!]
:Zipp Storm: [coughing] Pipp! Why are all you ponies inside? Everypony should be at the beach!
:Pipp Petals: The beach? Neigh way, sis. Today is definitely an inside kind of day.
:Izzy Moonbow: [hushed] So I'm just... I'm gonna borrow these.
:Pipp Petals: Izzy, get back here with those!
:Zipp Storm: I'm telling you, it is much, much cooler down by the water!
:Pipp Petals: Izzy, come back here!
:Zipp Storm: Ugh! That's it! Obviously you ponies are not gonna listen to me! Well, if anypony needs me, which they clearly won't, I will be nice and cool down at the beach! See ya!
:Pipp Petals: Izzy, come back here!
:Misty: I've never seen Zipp so upset before.
:Zipp Storm: [sighs] Aah!
:[splash!]
:Zipp Storm: [gasps] Hey! Somepony came! [panting] Misty?
:Misty: Hey, Zipp! You were definitely right about one thing. It is much cooler at the beach than on Mane Street.
:Zipp Storm: Wow. I didn't think anypony even heard a word I said back there.
:Misty: Yeah, well, sometimes ponies get so caught up in their own ideas, they forget to listen. And also, I've never had a beach day before.
:Zipp Storm: Never had a beach day?
:Misty: Mm-mm.
:Zipp Storm: Uh, then what are we waiting for? Beach day number one comin' up!
:[Mane 5]
::...'Cause when this place is poppin'
::We'll party, party, party, oh yeah
::Uh-huh, oh, yeah, uh-huh
::We're gonna party, party, party
::Party, party, party
::Uh-huh, oh, yeah, uh-huh
::We're gonna party, party, party
::Party, party, party, oh yeah!
:[splash!]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Zipp Storm: Well, well, well. Would you look who decided to join us at the beach, Misty?
:Sunny Starscout: Zipp! It's perfect down here! Cool breeze, warm sunshine... [slurps, sighs]
:Pipp Petals: Somepony really should've suggested this ages ago.
:Izzy Moonbow: I know, right? [sighs] What a great idea.
:Pipp Petals: Izzy!
:[whistling teakettle sound]
:Misty: Deep breaths, Zipp. Deep breaths.
:Zipp Storm: Great idea.
:Zipp Storm and Misty: [laughing]
==Sparkle School==
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Windy: Whew! I've done it! I've do— Hey!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [whooping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sorry! Excuse me! Ow! [panting] Cheese!
:[camera clicks]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Gotta go! Sparky!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky! You know fries are my favorite! You're the best little buddy ever!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [cooing]
:Misty: [gasps] Wow! Hitch's cutie mark! It's so, so sparkly! Hmm... Mine has never sparkled like that.
:[surf music]
:[splash!]
:[thud]
:Jazz Hooves: [yelps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky!
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, Misty-Twisty! Awww! Hitch and Sparky are totally the cutest, aren't they?
:Misty: Yeah. And look at that cutie mark. It's so bright. I don't think mine works right. It's never shined like that.
:Izzy Moonbow: Whaaaaat? Sure it has, Misty.
:Misty: No, but it's okay. It probably just doesn't work like everypony else's because I got it so late.
:Izzy Moonbow: Awww. It's never too late to get your cutie mark magic flowing, Misty. Ah! We just have to figure out what really gets... it... going! Listen closely to me. Finding your sparkle is just like poetry.
:Misty: Uh, poetry? Um, Izzy, I'm not sure I understand— Oh!
:Izzy Moonbow: My thoughts exactly! Come on, Misty. You're one of us now. And best friends always help you sort stuff out.
:Misty: They do?
:Izzy Moonbow: Of course.
:Misty: Whoa!
:Izzy Moonbow: All you need is a little bit of sparkle school! Let's do this!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:[boom!]
:Misty: Uh, okay! That's one Strawberry Dream. No-no-no, I mean, uh, a Dreamy Ripple? Oh! Order up! Here you go!
:[splat]
:Misty: Ah! Sorry! Aah! [grunting] Oh, no!
:[splat]
:Misty: What is wrong with me?! What was I thinking?! I can't do this!
:Sunny Starscout: I've got two Dreamy Greenies all ready, Misty. Misty? Misty! Come back! It's okay!
:Misty: Ugh. Even with everypony trying to help me, my cutie mark still doesn't work. Who was I kidding? I'll never fit in with these ponies.
:[hissing]
:Misty: And now you're in some super spooky woods all alone. Good one, Misty. Can't you do anything right?
:Sunny Starscout: Hey.
:Misty: Aah!
:Sunny Starscout: There you are.
:Misty: Sunny? W-What are you doing here?
:Sunny Starscout: I was worried about you. I'm sure today wasn't easy.
:Misty: Yeah. Sometimes I feel like I just don't belong here.
:Sunny Starscout: You know, when magic first returned and I became the Alicorn, I felt, well, a little lost. And because I was the only Alicorn, I thought that nopony would understand.
:Misty: That sounds really hard. You must've felt so alone, Sunny.
:Sunny Starscout: I did feel alone at first. Then I learned that I'm only alone if I keep all my worries to myself. But if I share my worries with ponies who care, they will always be there for me.
:Misty: Kind of like how all you ponies were there for me today. Everypony tried so hard to get my cutie mark to sparkle.
:Sunny Starscout: Exactly. Because that is what friends do. And you know what? Even if you didn't have a cutie mark at all, you would still belong here with us. Ponies stick together.
:Misty: Really? You mean that? Hoof to heart?
:Sunny Starscout: Hoof to heart.
:[shimmering sounds]
:Sunny Starscout: Misty, look!
:[triumphant music]
:[whooshing]
:Rest of Mane 5: [cheering]
:Zipp Storm: Wow! How'd you do it? It was the parkour, wasn't it?
:Misty: Well... Izzy! What's all this for?
:Izzy Moonbow: It's your sparkle school graduation celebration, silly! Pew-pew!
:[fireworks exploding]
:Mane 6: [laughing and cheering]
==Moon Festival==
:[Asian-style music]
:[thud!]
:[ponies screaming]
:Pony: Run for your life!
:Queen Haven: And so... every ten years, when the moon reaches its closest point to Equestria, we throw a great big party to celebrate.
:[ponies screaming]
:Queen Haven: Ah, my daughters have always loved the Moon Festival. 
:Young Pipp Petals: [screaming]
:Young Zipp Storm: [laughing]
:Pipp Petals: Correction. Zipp always loved the Moon Festival. Me? [laughs] Not so much.
:Queen Haven: Now, as it's the first Moon Festival since magic returned, we're putting on an extra special aerobatics finale featuring Zephyr Heights' finest flyers!
:Aerobat Pony: [screaming]
:[crash!]
:Queen Haven: Some of them are still getting to grips with the routine. Takes a long time to master your magic.
:[whoosh]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa!
:[rumble]
:Zipp Storm: Something seems strange...
:Queen Haven: Welcome to the royal box!
:Izzy Moonbow: Wow!
:Hitch Trailblazer: So cool!
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps] Wow! Oh, my hoofness! Incredible!
:Izzy Moonbow: Uh, quick question. Does this clash with my mane? Ooh!
:Zipp Storm: Sunny, I think something's glitching out with magic again.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, yeah, it's great having magic again. [gasps] Ooh, they have confetti cannons!
:[boom!]
:[crowd cheering]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa!
:Zipp Storm: Uh...
:Skye Silver: [amplified] Distinguished ponies! Please stomp your hooves for the Zephyr Heights Aerobats! [laughs]
:[awestruck sounds]
:Zipp Storm: So amazed and so jealous at the same time.
:Aerobats: [screaming]
:Queen Haven: Oh. I don't remember these moves in rehearsals. 
:Zipp Storm: Those aren't moves. It's like... like magic is being supercharged or something!
:Izzy Moonbow: [munching]
:Zipp Storm: I've got to get to the bottom of this before somepony gets really hurt!
:Zipp Storm: Ah! You! What do you eat today? Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
:Berries: Um... pancakes, pancakes... [gasps] And pancakes! [giggles]
:Zipp Storm: Pancakes all day. Didn't even know you could do that. Huh. Anyway, pancakes wouldn't have caused magic to supercharge. You! Levitate this hat!
:Onyx: I'm, like, way better with crystals.
:Zipp Storm: Of course! The Unity Crystals!
:[whoosh]
:Zipp Storm: Aah! Ugh. Something must be going wrong with the Crystals. Ah! I don't get it. If it's not the Unity Crystals that's causing this, then what is? It couldn't be...
:Aerobats: [screaming]
:Zipp Storm: Sunny! Team huddle! Now!
:Zipp Storm: I figured it out. It's the giant moon that's supercharging magic. Look.
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa. You may be onto something there, Zipp.
:Zipp Storm: We've gotta do something!
:Hitch Trailblazer: What can we do? It's not like we can just shrink the moon.
:Zipp Storm: Hmm. No... but we can block it! Ponies, grab as many lanterns as you can and follow me!
:Aerobats: [screaming]
:Zipp Storm: [panting, amplified] Uh, and now for the finale of the finale. Everypony, release your lanterns!
:[crowd cheering]
:Rest of Mane 6: [cheering]
:Zipp Storm: Wow! [gasps] Oh, no! The lanterns are going all different directions! They'll never block the moonlight this way!
:Sunny Starscout: I got this, ponies!
:[upbeat music]
:Rest of Mane 6: [cheering]
:[awestruck sounds]
:Aerobat Pony: [screams]
:Zipp Storm: [amplified] Over to you, Aerobats!
:[Asian-style music]
:[crowd cheering]
:Queen Haven: Now that's what I call a finale!
:Mane 6: [cheering]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: It's just so inspiring and—
:[rumbling]
:Zoom Zephyrwing: Ugh. Not again.
:Pony: [screams]
:[zip!]
:[rumbling]
:Posey Bloom: [sighs]
==Scents of Adventure==
:Pipp Petals: [amplified through microphone] Welcome, everypony, to the launch of my all-new, all-natural scent!
:[sounds of awe]
:Pipp Petals: It's delicate!
:[rumbling]
:Pipp Petals: Uhhh... it's elegant!
:[louder rumbling]
:Pipp Petals: It's magnifique!
:[rumbling stops]
:Pipp Petals: Huh?
:[critters sniff, chitter excitedly]
:[thud]
:[bottles clattering]
:[critters sniff, sigh, laugh]
:Posey Bloom: [sniffs] Really?! This perfume launch stinks!
:[doors close]
:Sunny Starscout: That's weird. Well, this perfume was a hit, all right. [sniffs] With every critter. Wonder why.
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughs nervously] Oh, well! I guess it's always just gonna be a mystery!
:Izzy Moonbow: [vocalizing] Ooh!
:[splat]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oopsie! Ugh! Well...
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughs nervously]
:Misty: You did what?!
:Pipp Petals: Nooooo!
:Izzy Moonbow: I'm so sorry, Pipp! B-B-But don't worry! We can fix this!
:Izzy Moonbow: Bridlewood is full of amazing, sweet-smelling blooms. We'll find you one just right for your next perfume.
:Pipp Petals: Yeah, as if we're just going to stumble across a flower never before discovered by— Aah!
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! [coughs] Oh, my glitter!
:Izzy Moonbow: I've never seen flowers like these before. So awesome!
:Pipp Petals: [sniffs] Oh! Smells of strawberry ripple smoothie! And a million hooftaps!
:Izzy Moonbow: [sniffs] I'm getting glitter and Unicorny Flakes! Wait a sec! These flowers must smell like your favorite things!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Izzy, this is perfect! Grab as many as you can!
:Izzy Moonbow: Hang on, Pipp. You gotta be respectful of the forest. You really should only take one.
:Pipp Petals: But... [sighs] Okay, if you say so. Only one.
:Pipp Petals: I announce my new new scent with hints of... whatever you like best!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [sniffs] Smells of law! And order!
:Jazz Hooves: [sniffs] Mmm! Smells like a freshly polished hooficure! Sign me up!
:Pippsqueaks: Sign me up first!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Oh, no! It's all gone! Uggghhh! You don't get much from just one flower! But... I... I can get more! Everypony, you just wait here! Wait here!
:Pipp Petals: Just one extra can't hurt. Or two. Three will be fine. [manic giggling] Okay, and just one more!
:[suspenseful music]
:Pipp Petals: Uh-oh! Uh... Oh, I'm sure it'll grow back. [gasps] Izzy can never know!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, hi, friend! Just have to water that glade of amazing flowers we found, but... Hold on a second. [gasping] This can't be it! Not this dry, wilted, shriveled-up, old place that could never sustain life!
:[trees crashing]
:Pipp Petals: Oh, Izzy! This is the spot! And it's all my fault! I picked all the flowers!
:Izzy Moonbow: [deep gasp] The delicate Bridlewood ecosystem has been unbalanced!
:[rumbling]
:Pipp Petals: [whimpers] We need to get these flowers back in the ground!
:Izzy Moonbow: No time! There's too many of them! We'd need a small army to help us!
:Pipp Petals: A small army, huh? [giggles]
:[critters chittering]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh... wait, what? Umm...
:Hitch Trailblazer: I was literally about to put my hooves up when these little guys came and dragged me away!
:Pipp Petals: Sunny! Hitch! We need you to do your... Earth pony stuff! And quickly!
:[thud]
:[shimmering]
:[thud!]
:[shimmering]
:[rumbling]
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] Natural order is restored. Awww! I guess this is the forest saying "thank you".
:Pipp Petals: Thank you, forest! I promise to only ever take what I need and to look after and protect you.
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] Now you're gettin' it, Pipperoni!
:Izzy Moonbow: My brand new, totally organic, all-natural perfume! I call it "Harmony"! Because I want all my products to work with nature, not against it. And I pledge to plant a tree for every bottle sold.
:Pippsqueaks: [singing] Har-mo-ny!
:[ponies cheering]
:Sunny Starscout: Whoa. One tree for every bottle sold? You're gonna need a small army to do all that planting.
:Pipp Petals: Luckily, I got just the thing.
:[rumbling]
:[critters chittering]
:Pipp Petals: INCOMING!
==Attack of the Bunnisus==
:[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]
::(Every new day is the best day ever)
:[Pipp Petals]
::A brand new day
::A brand new chance, a brand new way
::To be my very best pon-ay
::And live my best life, 'cause there's only one now
::Yeah, only one now
:[bunnycorn burps]
:Windy: Oh, look at all our badges, Sunny! I knew you'd love being a part of the Trail Trotters just as much as I do!
:Sunny Starscout: Check it out, Windy! There's still room for more! [gasps] Wait. Are there any badges that you can earn with your friends?
:Windy: Let me just have a look in the Trail Trotters guide... Oh, yes! The Wilderness Survival Badge has to be earned as a whole group.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, I think I might know a few ponies who would totally love that!
:[thunder]
:Windy: Ah, the outdoors. Doesn't it just make you feel so peaceful and calm?
:Pipp Petals: [tittering] Oh, yes. We are totally— Ah! —at one... Ugh! ...with nature.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Left here, ponies! Getting that Wilderness Survival Badge is gonna be a piece of... Huh? Hmm... This wasn't on my map. 
:Zipp Storm: Um, that's because that map isn't a map. It's one of Sparky's drawings!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Then what happened to the map?!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [burps, giggles]
:Mane 6: Sparky!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! So now we're lost, too?! [crying] No, no, no, no!
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] And we might want to find a new path. That bog is way too sinky. We put one hoof in there, and we're gonna be mud ponies forever! Could be kind of fun.
:Pipp Petals: [chuckles] Yeah, that's a hard no for me, Iz. Any other ideas?
:Sunny Starscout: Nopony panic. I know that rock. Follow me!
:Pipp Petals: [humming]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, yeah!
:Pipp Petals: What's a campfire without... [clears throat] ...campfire songs from [amplified, singing] ME-ME-ME-MEEEEE?
:Misty: [humming, grunts] Camp perimeter secured, Sunny. Leave it to me to keep watch.
:Hitch Trailblazer: And I'll light the campfire. Stand back, Sparky. [grunting]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [stomach rumbles, flatulence]
:Sunny Starscout: [giggles] All that's left to do is... dinner!
:Windy: We are well on our way to earning that badge!
:[bunnisus squeaking]
:Misty: Shoo! Shoo! Uh, if-if-if you wouldn't mind, please.
:[bunnisus squeaks]
:[dramatic music]
:Pipp Petals: [vocalizing]
:[thudding]
:Misty: [panting] RUUUUUN!
:Sunny Starscout: Everypony, look out!
:[bunnisus chomping, burps]
:Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Misty: [scream]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Come on!
:[bunnisus roars]
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, no! The bunnisus is destroying everything!
:Zipp Storm: Including any hope of earning that Wilderness Survival Badge.
:Sunny Starscout: All that matters now is stopping that bunnisus before anypony gets hurt! Everypony with me?
:[thudding]
:Posey Bloom: Huh? [screams]
:[thudding]
:Misty: Over here, Mr. Hippity-Hoppity! Come and get it! Whoa. Whoa!
:[thudding]
:Misty: Whoa! [grunts]
:[bunnisus growls]
:Pipp Petals: Over here!
:Zipp Storm: [grunting]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps]
:[splash]
:Sunny Starscout: Whew! [giggles] Uh, careful, little— uh, big critter. 
:[bunnisus crying]
:Sunny Starscout: We'll get you free just as soon as you're back to normal.
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunts] These ought to do it.
:[shimmering]
:[bunnisus squeaks]
:Izzy Moonbow: Awww! What a little cutie!
:Rest of Mane 6 and Windy: [cheer]
:Izzy Moonbow: Now look out for those giga gems, you hear?
:[bunnisus chomping]
:Misty: Sorry things didn't work out how you'd hoped, Sunny.
:Sunny Starscout: Aw, thanks, Misty. But we can always try to earn the Wilderness Survival Badge some other time. Right, Windy? 
:Windy: Actually, the Wilderness Survival Badge isn't just about putting up tents or lighting a campfire. It's about working together. Which... is exactly what we just did!
:Sunny Starscout: Aw, yeah!
:Mane 6 and Windy: [cheering]
==Lavarynth==
:[whooshing]
:[thunder crashing]
:Zipp Storm: Dragon Lands, here we come!
:Pipp Petals: Do you think this has enough sparkle?
:Zipp Storm: Pipp! [stammering] I'm trying to fly!
:[thunder crashes]
:Mane 6: [screaming]
:[crash!]
:Mane 6: [groan]
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:Hitch Trailblazer: What is it?!
:Pipp Petals: My outfit's ruined! The invite specifically said to dress with sparkle!
:Lava, Blaize, and Tumble: [roar]
:Mane 6: [scream]
:[thudding]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I thought we stopped Opaline's evil curse!
:Misty: I know evil. This isn't it. I think it's some kind of... dragon-y Nightmare Night?
:Lava: Nightmare Night? Give me a break. This is way better. This... is a Lavarynth!
:Sunny Starscout: What's a Lavarynth?
:Lava: They're a series of tasks that challenge a dragon's most important skills – bravery, wisdom and creativity!
:Blaize: And a fun way to welcome you to our tribe.
:Pipp Petals: So when you said dress with sparkle...
:Blaize: We meant actual sparkles. It's very dark in the Lavarynth.
:Tumble: Oooh, but it makes everything scarier. [giggles]
:Hitch Trailblazer: It what now?
:Lava: [roars]
:[thud]
:Mane 6: [scream]
:Mane 6: [grunts]
:Sunny Starscout: Anypony find a light switch?
:[rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:[thudding]
:[shing!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: That must be the way out!
:Zipp Storm: Lava said these were tests, right? This must be the first one.
:Misty: But how do we get there?
:Zipp Storm: By being brave! Give me a boost, Hitch?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aw, yeah! Ready?
:Zipp Storm: Lava button... here I come!
:[thudding]
:Zipp Storm: Hah!
:Rest of Mane 6: [sounds of awe]
:Zipp Storm: [grunting]
:[shing!]
:Zipp Storm: Huh! [laughs] Aah! Aah! Yeah!
:[cranking]
:Rest of Mane 6: [cheer]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, my glitter!
:Misty: You did it!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ten out of ten!
:Pipp Petals: That was amazing!
:Hitch Trailblazer: That was close.
:Zipp Storm: I thought these tests were supposed to be scary.
:[thud]
:[deep, echoing laughter]
:Mane 6: [scream]
:Zipp Storm: This is scary!
:Izzy Moonbow and Pipp Petals: [scream]
:Dragon Shadow: Boo!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Retreat!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [screams, burps]
:Dragon Shadow: [yelps]
:Pipp Petals: Misty, what are you doing?!
:Izzy Moonbow: You're gonna get smushied!
:[deep, echoing laughter]
:Misty: No, I'm not. Because I'm not afraid. My whole life, I lived with a bully. But I learned bullies can only make you afraid if you let them.
:[shimmering]
:Dragon Shadows: [yelping]
:Misty: And sometimes, all you need to beat the darkness is a little light!
:Dragon Shadows: [screaming]
:Mane 5: [cheer]
:Zipp Storm: You're incredible!
:Pipp Petals: Go, Misty!
:Sunny Starscout: Huh. Guess we should, uh, look for a clue?
:Pipp Petals: Ugh. I did not dress for this.
:Rest of Mane 6: [sounds of awe]
:Hitch Trailblazer: The clue!
:Pipp Petals: Huh? [gasps] Oh, woooow.
:Misty: What do we do with it?
:Sunny Starscout: Bravery, wisdom and creativity. So we need to be creative! Izzy?
:Izzy Moonbow: Get ready, ponies! It's about to get Izz-ical! Izz-ical! Pipp, you keep shining! Zipp, you stand here and spread those big wings wide! Hitch, do your Earth pony thing right here! And if me and Misty get all snug here...!
:Pipp Petals: Ah, it's not enough! We need another unicorn!
:Sunny Starscout: I got it! How's this?
:Pipp Petals: Yes! A mane-sterpiece! But, ugh, why isn't the door opening?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling, burps]
:Izzy Moonbow: Get ready to fly, little guy!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggles, burps]
:Mane 6: [cheer]
:Lava: Ugh. Never expected to see you ponies again. Not bad.
:Blaize: You showed bravery, wisdom, and creativity. You are now and forever members of our tribe!
:Tumble: Now, let your inner dragon roar!
:Lava, Blaize, and Tumble: [roar]
:Mane 6 and Sparky Sparkeroni: [roar]
:[fire whooshing]
==Nightmare Nightmarket==
:Mane 6: [sounds of awe]
:Pony Trader: Cauldrons! Get your cauldrons!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Does my head look big in this?
:Sunny Starscout: [laughing]
:Pipp Petals: Oh, I loooove the Night Market! Look at all this great content!
:Alphabittle: So excited to finally get some quality time together, Misty. Now we can make up for all those foalhood memories we missed, huh?
:Misty: Daaaad!
:Zipp Storm: Wow!
:Rest of Mane 6: Wow!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Glitter!
:Pipp Petals: Hold it! I've seen this stuff before! You've got to be super careful, or it'll totally turn you—
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ahhhh... CHOOOO!
:[poof!]
:Alphabittle: Hey, ponies! Who's ready for some ice cream—? [screams]
:Young Mane 5: [giggling]
:Young Misty: [giggling]
:Alphabittle: M-Misty? Is that you? Okay! Okay, okay! Nopony move!
:[zip!]
:Young Mane 5: [giggling]
:Alphabittle: No!
:Alphabittle: Ponies?! Misty! I-I can't— I won't lose you again!
:Young Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]
:Young Zipp Storm: [giggling]
:Young Sunny Starscout: [giggling, chomps] Aah! Whoaaaa!
:[boom!]
:Young Sunny Starscout: [giggling]
:Alphabittle: Oh, no, you don't!
:Young Sunny Starscout: Awww! [blows raspberry]
:Young Zipp Storm: Whoo! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
:Alphabittle: Aah! Zipp, get down from there!
:Young Zipp Storm: Ooh! Aah! Ugh! [giggling] Ooooh!
:Alphabittle: [panting] Don't... worry...! I... got you...!
:Young Pipp Petals: [babbling]
:Alphabittle: [screams] No, no, no, no!
:Young Pipp Petals: [burps, breathes fire]
:Alphabittle: Aah! My eyebrows!
:Young Izzy Moonbow: Wheeee! [giggling]
:Alphabittle: [groans]
:Young Pipp Petals: [giggling]
:Alphabittle: Don't do it. Don't do it! D-Don't, don't, don't, don't! [groans] Oh, no! Where'd he go?!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling]
:[thud!]
:Alphabittle: [nervous chuckle] And there he is.
:Young Hitch Trailblazer: [low-pitched giggling]
:[thudding]
:Alphabittle: I am too old for this!
:Young Misty: [giggling] Whoo! Whee! Whoo!
:Alphabittle: Misty! Noooooo!
:[thud]
:Alphabittle: I'll always be here for you, Misty! Hoof to heart!
:Young Misty: Ah.
:[thudding]
:Young Pipp Petals: [breathes fire]
:Young Zipp Storm: [giggling]
:Opaline: Look at them. [chuckles] They're weak. Vulnerable. Now's my chance to get those cutie marks! I certainly can't go out like this. Jade! Charcoal! Fetch my power crown!
:Young Mane 6: [giggling]
:Alphabittle: Think, Alphabittle, think. There's got to be some way to get these ponies back to normal.
:Young Izzy Moonbow: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
:Onyx: Come get your herbal teas. Calming teas. Relaxing teas.
:Alphabittle: That's it! Excuse me! This is a tea-mergency!
:[clattering]
:[tea kettle whistling]
:Young Zipp Storm: Ooh!
:Alphabittle: Nice try!
:Young Zipp Storm: [blows raspberry]
:Alphabittle: Let's get you back to normal.
:Young Hitch Trailblazer: Bleh!
:Alphabittle: [groans] Uhhh...
:[clattering]
:Young Mane 6: [giggling, slurping]
:Young Misty: Goo-goo, ga-ga! Goo-goo, ga-ga! [giggling]
:Young Misty: [giggling]
:Alphabittle: My little filly. You're just like I remember you.
:Young Misty: [slurping]
:[sinister music]
:Opaline: [laughing evilly] Time's up for you and your pathetic little friends, Sunny Starscout. Bow to— [gasps] No! They're getting away! Get back here!
:Onyx: Oh, looks like you could use some nice, relaxing tea.
:Opaline: What? Tea? You think I want tea? No. I don't want your tea. But I will take something else. I didn't get all dressed up for nothing. [grunts]
:Onyx: Hey! What are you doing?! My cutie mark!
:[ponies screaming]
:Opaline: You're next, Sunny.
==Very Bad Hair Day==
:Sunny Starscout: Yoo-hoo! Pipp, when you taste these pancakes, you are gonna hit the— Waaah!
:[splat!]
:Pipp Petals: [yawns]
:Sunny Starscout: The... roof.
:[splat!]
:Pipp Petals: [sighs] Be right with you, Sunny-Bun. O... M... Me! Am I having a... bad hair day?! Tell me I am not having a bad hair day, Sunny!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, well, it's a little weird for sure, but no-no-no! But I-I'm sure we can brush it out, right? See?
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! [hyperventilating] How... am I... meant to work... when I look... like this?!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, well...
:Pipp Petals: [gasps]
:Pipp Petals: [whimpering] This is so embarrassing!
:Dahlia: [laughs nervously] Hey, Pipp. Lovely weather we're having.
:Pipp Petals: Heeeey, Dahlia— [screams, gasps] You, too?! What... Wait, what?! What is happening?!
:[wind blowing]
:Pipp Petals: Huh? [yelps] Phew! [gasps]
:[ponies gasp]
:Pipp Petals: [whimpers]
:Posey Bloom: Pipp! There you are! We all used your new mane softener, and this is what happened!
:[mane hisses, snarls]
:Fifi: That's nothing! Mine's learned to juggle!
:Rocky Riff: Mine won't stop eating things! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!
:Pipp Petals: Well, lucky for you ponies, I have the solution right behind this very lockable door! Okay, bye!
:[door slams]
:[lock clicks]
:Pipp Petals: [sighs]
:Windy: Pipp!
:Pipp Petals: [screams, sighs] Oh, what are you doing here?
:Windy: Just the pony I was looking for! I'm right on time for my nine A.M. hooficure! Oh! Is this a new mane softener?
:Pipp Petals: Uh, no-no-no, I wouldn't if I—!
:[drip]
:[hiss!]
:Pipp Petals: All right, you caught me! My new mane softener is turning everypony's hair into monsters!
:[pounding]
:Windy: [screams] Hmm. I'm sure I've seen this before.
:Pipp Petals: Oh, what am I gonna do, Windy? This is a disaster!
:Windy: Well, in Trail Trotters, we learn to stay calm and assess the situation, so, in this very particular case...
:[glass shatters]
:Windy: ...I believe we should RUUUUN!
:Pipp Petals: [screaming]
:Pipp Petals and Windy: [screaming] Phew!
:Pipp Petals: Hmmm...
:[manes hissing, snarling]
:[mane roars]
:Pipp Petals and Windy: [screaming] 
:Hitch Trailblazer: Phew. Finally.
:[door slams]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [breathes fire, burps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Hey! Aah!
:Pipp Petals: It's okay! It's me! It's Pipp!
:Hitch Trailblazer: What happened to you?
:Pipp Petals: Okay, long story short, new mane softener turns hair into monsters, monsters chasing us, need a hideout—
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wait. You mean... this mane softener?
:Pipp Petals: Oh, boy.
:[mane hissing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: What's happening to me?!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing]
:Pipp Petals: Not now, Sparky! We're trying to panic here!
:Windy: That's it! Oh, I'm a genius! I know where I've seen this hair before! Here! Look! In the Trail Trotters Guide to the Dragon Lands!
:Pipp Petals: Dragons? Wait. A-Are you saying that Sparky grew a dragon hair, plucked it out, dropped it in my product, and accidentally created some sort of mutant pony/dragon magic hair monster potion?!
:Windy: Yes! Oh, my hoofness, that's exactly what I'm saying, just with less words!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I don't want to alarm anyone, but... help me!
:[mane roaring]
:Windy: Oh! Stay back, you unruly mane monster! Oh!
:Pipp Petals: [yelping]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Ah... Ah... [sneezes fire]
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] That's it! Dragonfire can fix this! Okay, here we go, Sparky! Give me some of that dragonfire!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [breathes fire]
:[fire sprays]
:Pipp Petals: [chuckles] Look out, bad hair day! I'm coming for you!
:[exciting music]
:[manes snarling]
:Windy: [laughs]
:[manes hiss]
:[fire sprays]
:[clang]
:[mane snarling]
:[fire sprays]
:[manes snarling]
:[fire spraying]
:Windy: Phew! Well, paint me impressed, Pipp Petals! That was a very creative solution! One that any Trail Trotter would certainly get a badge for. Uhhh, do we have a Dragonfire Hair Mo—? Aha! The Big Ideas Badge!
:Pipp Petals: Awww! Well, I couldn't have done it without your help, Windy! Now, how about that hooficure?
:[giant plant roars]
:Pipp Petals: Juuuuust a sec.
:[fire sprays]
==Misty Moves In==
:Misty: This is it, Misty. Your new home. And it's totally not scary at all. [chuckles] Right, Madame Taffytail?
:[door opens]
:[boom!]
:Misty: [yells]
:Sunny Starscout: Welcome home, Misty!
:Misty: Wow.
:Pipp Petals: Hashtag... [singing soulfully] ...#MistyyyyysCominHooooooome!
:Misty: You... You did all of this for me?
:Pipp Petals: I know, right?! You are going to love it here! Come on. We'll show you to your new room. Presenting your new bed!
:[party popper honks]
:Misty: Oh. It's right in the middle. Huh.
:Izzy Moonbow: It is just soooo great to have your own space, right? Sorry in advance for the snoring. And the levitating.
:Misty: [chuckles nervously]
:Misty: Well, I'm... I-I'm sure I'll get used to it. Especially once all my stuff's unpacked.
:Zipp Storm: Here, let us help!
:Izzy Moonbow: That was quick.
:Pipp Petals: [gasps, stammers] Is that all you have?
:Misty: Well—
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] I know! I can craft you some awesome bedroom accessories so you feel right at home!
:Misty: Oh, no, you don't have to—
:Izzy Moonbow: I'm going to need glitter, tassels, cup holders, and mood lighting!
:[door closes]
:Misty: Wow. Everyone's being so helpful.
:Sunny Starscout: Well, you're one of us now! And you're never, ever, EVER going to be alone ever again! [distorting echo] Ever again! Ever again! Ever again!
:Misty: [chuckles nervously] Awesome...
:Pipp Petals: [vocalizing]
:Zipp Storm: Look out! Comin' through!
:Misty: [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: Come... on! [straining]
:[blender whirring]
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:[splat]
:Main ponies: [laughing]
:Izzy Moonbow: [snoring, muttering] Glitter... [distorting echo] Glitter... Glitter... Glitter...
:Misty: Finally, some quiet.
:Izzy Moonbow: Are we having a secret sleepover party?!
:Misty: Aah!
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] I love secret parties!
:Sunny Starscout: I'll make popcorn!
:Zipp Storm: I'll eat it!
:Misty: [screams] I can't do this! Sorry, but I've never lived with other ponies before, and... and I... need to be alone!
:Sunny Starscout: Misty?
:Misty: It's just too much. All the energy and fun and noise.
:Alphabittle: Oh, I hear you there, kiddo. I like my peace and quiet, too.
:Misty: Thanks, Dad. [slurps] I guess I've been on my own for so long and... [slurps] ...it just feels like I don't fit in.
:Alphabittle: Hey, it's okay to be different from your friends. It might take some getting used to, but I promise you'll find your place.
:Misty: Yeah. Except I'm pretty sure they hate me now.
:Misty: Ponies? Sunny? Izzy? Zipp? Pipp? Oh, no! I'm so sorry! I knew this would happen! [thinking] Of course they left you, Misty! Of course! [aloud, gasps, sniffling, gasps] Is that my... my bed?! Oh! It's so cozy! And private! Wait. What's this?
:[click]
:[projector clicking]
:Sunny Starscout: Say cheese!
:Misty: [gasps]
:Pipp Petals: And then to the left! And to the left! And pah! Pah! Pah! You've got it, Misty!
:Misty: What? What? Is there something on my face?
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::If you're down, down, down
::Just look up, up, up
:Sunny Starscout: Hey, Misty!
:Mane 6: [cheering]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::You know that I got you
::Even when it's tough
:Misty: I do fit in!
:Izzy Moonbow: Uh... is there room for one more?
:Misty: Sure!
:Sunny Starscout: How about four more?
:Misty: [giggles]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::If you're down, down, down
::Just look up, up, up
::You know that I got you
::Even when it's tough
::If you're down, down, down
::Get back up, up, up
::Never on your own
::'Cause you've got us
:Main ponies: [laughing]
==Friday Night Food Fight==
:Misty: [panting]
:[food splatting]
:Misty: [panting and yelping, gasps]
:Unicorn 1: Give it up, Misty! There's no escape!
:Misty: [gasps, grunting] Aah! [panting]
:Izzy Moonbow: Misty, get down!
:[splatting]
:Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] Yeah! Don't you just love Friday Night Food Fights? Whoa! Look out! All the week's food that's old and rotten gets saved up and put to good use in the best unicorn tradition!
:[thudding]
:Misty: [panting] I'm not sure about this, Izzy. Isn't there someplace I can just watch?
:Izzy Moonbow: The Tea House! Home-sies is safe-sies! Quick, Misty! Make a break for it! I'll cover you! [laughs] Oh, yeah? Take that! And that! And—
:[splatting]
:Izzy Moonbow: Or maybe I'll get covered... in pies! [laughing] Pies! Get it?
:[splat!]
:Misty: [panting]
:[door opens]
:[door closes]
:[splatting]
:Misty: Dad! Quick! It's not safe! We got to get out of here! This food fight has gotta stop!
:Alphabittle: You mean to tell me you don't like Friday Night Food Fights? Hah! Oh, you sure changed your tune. Very well, then. If that's what you want, I will put an end to all this food-flinging nonsense.
:Misty: No, Dad, wait! Don't go out there!
:Alphabittle: Listen up, ponies! From this day forth, I declare a ceasefire! Lay down your old lasagna, your rotten bananas—
:[splat!]
:Alphabittle: Ugh! [groaning]
:[splatting]
:Misty: [gasps] Nooooo! No! He was only trying to end this battle! This can't be happening! Why?! Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why?!
:Alphabittle: Hang on. Are you telling me you... you don't remember?
:Young Alphabittle: The Pegasus soars through the air! It's coming in to land! Ooh!
:Young Misty: Yaaay!
:Young Alphabittle: Whoop! [laughs]
:Young Misty: Whoo-hoo!
:[splat]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::It's the place where love and friendship starts
::It's for me, yeah, it's for you, yeah, it's for everycritter
::Don't be aloof, pick up your hoof and play your part
::Just show a little heart
:Young Misty: [giggling]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::If you're feelin' what I'm feelin', then get up and show me
::'Cause today's not the day for bein' lonely
:Misty: Hang on. Are you telling me I started this tradition back when I was a filly?
:Alphabittle: Yes, that's— Oof!
:[splatting]
:Misty: That's it! If I started this, I can finish it, too! [roars]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::It's the place where love and friendship starts
::It's for me, yeah, it's for you, yeah, it's for everycritter
::Don't be aloof, pick up your hoof and play your part
::Just show a little heart
::If you're feelin' what I'm feelin', then get up and show me
::'Cause today's not the day for bein' lonely
::Oh, oh, I'm spreadin' the love...
::[continues under]
:Dapple: Eww! Rotten eggs? My mane's gonna smell for weeks!
:Misty: Revenge is sweet!
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::...You better follow your heart, it ain't gonna wait
::Love, I'm gonna shout it
::Love, I'm gonna shout it
:Misty: Nopony messes with my dad!
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::Ain't no doubt about it
::Love's in the air, let's shout it
::Whoo!
::Don't try to hide now, no, don't run from fate
::Love's in the air and, ooh, it's smelling great
::Don't be afraid, it's not too late for a new start
::Just show a little heart
:Misty: Hasta la vista, pony!
:Unicorn 1: How'd you like an extra big helping of... this?!
:Misty: [gasps]
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::If you're feelin' what I'm feelin', then get up and show me
::'Cause today's not the day for bein' lonely
:Misty: [shouts]
:[splatting]
:Izzy Moonbow: Misty, you were amazing! Food fight champion!
:Misty: But what about all this food?
:Izzy Moonbow: What, that? Aww, the forest will have that for lunch. See? All that musty old food was only ever good for one thing – mulch. It helps grow Bridlewood, enrich the soil, and keep the forest alive.
:Alphabittle: A prize for the food fight victor! Thanks for avenging me.
:Izzy Moonbow: Friday Night Food Fight battle champ! That's sure a side of you I've never seen.
:Misty: [gasps] Aah!
:[splat!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Thaaaaat's more like it.
:Izzy Moonbow, Misty, and Alphabittle: [laughing]
==The Rise and Fall==
:Opaline: [laughs evilly, coughs] Start again.
:Opaline: It's me, Opal— Oof!
:Opaline: Bow to me, Equestria! Nopony can stop me! [laughs evilly] Aah! [screaming]
:Opaline: [burps]
:Opaline: The time has come for you poonies to bow to—
:[racoonicorn giggles]
:Opaline: What's so funny?
:Opaline: [in recording] —you poonies to bow to—
:Opaline: [laughs] It's quite funny! "Poonies"! [laughing]
:[phone chimes]
:Queen Haven: Oh! A message.
:Posey Bloom: Do I know you?
:Thunder Flap: Who's this?
:Zoom Zephyrwing: New message?
:[phones chiming]
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, no. This can't be good.
:Opaline: Hello, ponies.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Don't look! It's the evil Alicorn again!
:Pipp Petals: [screaming]
:Zipp Storm: Pipp, stop screaming! I can't hear what she's saying!
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, yeah?! Bring it, Opaline!
:Opaline: Tsk-tsk-tsk. It's a shame that we're getting to know each other so late. But, you know, I have been ever so busy. There are an awful lot of you...
:Opaline: [voiceover] ...pathetic little ponies in Equestria. And even with the help of my new dragon friends, taking all of your cutie marks – well, it's been a full-time job.
:Thunder Flap: [screaming]
:Alphabittle: Hey! What do you think you're doing?! Give that back!
:Dahlia: Quick, Windy! Run!
:Windy: Oh, this is just terrifying!
:Dahlia and Windy: No!
:Windy: I liked that cutie mark. Sad.
:Opaline: Not only is all this cutie mark magic making me the most powerful Fire Alicorn of all time, they are really sprucing up the place.
:Dazzle Feather: We're doomed!
:Onyx: Somepony stop her!
:Rufus: She's awful!
:Skye Silver: [sobbing]
:Opaline: Now I must admit, there were a few of you that did put up teensy-weensy adorable little fights.
:Hitch Trailblazer: No! [grunts] Stop right there!
:Opaline: [roars]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Aah! Thief! Ah! No!
:[shimmering sound]
:Pipp Petals: [panicked vocalizing]
:Zipp Storm: Hey!
:Opaline: [roars]
:Zipp Storm: Aah!
:Pipp Petals: Aah! Hey! That's mine!
:Zipp Storm: Give that back!
:Opaline: I'll take these.
:[shimmering sound fading]
:Izzy Moonbow: Take that! And that! And this!
:Opaline: [roars]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, you want that, do ya? Hah! Well, that's not even the real one! Not today, Opaline! Not today! Aah! Oh. I guess maybe today.
:[shimmering sound fading further]
:Misty: I earned that cutie mark through true friendship, Opaline! You can't take it from me!
:Opaline: [laughs] Oh, Misty. Really? Aren't you a little old to believe in fairy tales?
:Opaline: And now only one little Alicorn stands between me and total domination!
:Sunny Starscout: Looking for me, Opaline?
:[racoonicorn cheers]
:Opaline: Ah, Sunny. There you are. This is going to be fun! [laughs] Hah!
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:Sunny Starscout and Opaline: [grunting]
:Opaline: Oh, please. You still think you can defeat me? Hah! Even when I have all the cutie mark magic? [grunts] You know, for an Alicorn, you really aren't very clever!
:Sunny Starscout: All I know is that I have to try! You may be able to take my cutie mark, Opaline. But you can never take what makes me... me!
:Opaline: Is that right? Watch me! [laughs evilly]
:Sunny Starscout: No!
:[shimmering sound fades out]
:Rest of Mane 6: [yelling]
:Ponies: [cries of panic]
:Pipp Petals: Come on, ponies! No matter how dark or scary things get, we can't ever give up hope! For Sunny!
:[All]
::We just need a little hope
::We just need a little unity
::We just need to find the ma-agic
::That's inside of everybody
::Sometimes it feels a little hopeless
::But things aren't always what they seem
:Opaline: Wait a second. What is this?
:[All]
::Can you feel it? The energy?
:Opaline: No! NO! My My mark! My power! I am the Fire Alicorn! Ah, you ponies and your disgusting friendship magic! [screaming] This... isn't... over!
:[All]
::Don't look now, things are getting better
::So hold my hoof 'cause we're growin' together
::We've got the strength to take on whatever
::'Cause we've got the magic, we've got the magic in us!
==Crystal Ball==
:Izzy Moonbow: Scratch that musicky itch! Whoo!
:Comet: Sunny! This came for you! Whoa! Whoa!
:Mane 6: [yelling]
:[crash!]
:Comet: [groans]
:Sunny Starscout: [straining] Hey, Comet... Did you say something arrived?
:Comet: Oh, yes! This! It's from Violet Frost! It arrived weeks ago, and then I put it someplace I definitely wouldn't forget, but then I did forget, sooooo...
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, my glitter! Tonight?! Ponies, we've got to get back to Starlight Ridge!
:Zipp Storm: But don't we need the Nova Charm to travel through the portal? Wait. Izzy, do you have it with you?
:Izzy Moonbow: Do I have it, Zipperoonie? Do I have it?! [laughs] Are you kidding me? Of course I— Oh, wait. Maybe I don't. Wait! False alarm! Ta-daaaaah!
:[shimmering]
:Izzy Moonbow: Aw, yeah!
:Misty: Yay!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Yay!
:Pipp Petals: Yay!
:Zipp Storm: Hey!
:Sunny Starscout: Hey!
:[Pipp Petals]
::I'm feelin' fresh
::Like my mane is on fleek
::Happiness is all I need
::Spreadin' love from you to me
::I'm feelin' fresh
::Magic all around my friends...
::[continues under]
:Pipp Petals: Say "Auroricorns"!
:[camera clicking]
:Violet Frost: Mm-mm-MMM! You ponies look fabulous! But we've gotta hurry. The Crystal Ball has already started!
:Pipp Petals: Ball? Um, first Auroricorn-styled makeup, fashion makeovers, and now a party?! [squeals] Could this night get any better?!
:Zipp Storm: [groans] I sure hope so.
:Violet Frost: Come on, ponies! Let's have some fun!
:[techno version of Vivaldi's Concerto No. 1 in E major]
:Izzy Moonbow and Misty: [whooping and laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [munching, slurping] Oh, yeah!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [eating noisily]
:[poof!]
:Pipp Petals: Awww, Zipp! It's exactly how I always imagined it!
:Zipp Storm: [groans]
:Izzy Moonbow: Queen Zipp in the house! Whoop-whoop-whooooop! Oh, Sunny, having fun?
:Sunny Starscout: [sighs] Don't you just love Starlight Ridge? It's so—
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, whoa. What is that? Well, hello, you spooky little hut thingy!
:[sinister sounds]
:[growling]
:[roar]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh... what was that?
:Pipp Petals: You okay, Sunny? Ooh, what is in there? Looks kind of awesomely terrifying!
:Sunny Starscout: Don't go in there! I think it might have something to do with that evil snow leopard Allura!
:Zipp Storm: It's okay, Sunny. I know we've all been through a lot lately. But Allura? Opaline? [scoffs] We don't have to worry about them anymore. Trust me. Whatever is in there is just a bit of fun.
:Izzy Moonbow: The crystal ball told me that there is a super yummy pie in my future!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Here you go. Iz. I know how much you love pie.
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoa! Did you ponies see that?! Mind totally blown! Whaaaa! [eating noisily]
:Zipp Storm: See? Told ya. Just a bit of fun.
:Pipp Petals: Okay, I gotta try this.
:Sunny Starscout: Hmm.
:Hitch Trailblazer: The crystal ball said I was gonna lose Sparky! Sparky?! Sparky?! SPARKYYYYY!
:Zipp Storm: Calm down, sheriff. The crystal ball told me that I would find Sparky. Huh. Would you look at that?
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! Get real! That ball thingy told me I wouldn't be able to stop squawking like a bird. [laughs] What? As if. [squawks] Oh, no! Oh, no-no-no-no! [squawks] No-no-no-no-no!
:Sunny Starscout: I guess Zipp's right. Seems harmless enough.
:[growling]
:Sunny Starscout: That's strange. What's that noise? It sounds like... purring?
:[crack!]
:Fortune Teller Auroricorn: Did you say purring?! [screams]
:Sunny Starscout: Hey! What about my fortune?
:Fortune Teller Auroricorn: [screaming]
:Izzy Moonbow: So? What did it say?
:Pipp Petals: I hope for your sake it had— [squawks] —nothing to do with birds. [squawks, sobs] Why?!
:Sunny Starscout: Actually, it didn't tell me anything. I just heard this purring noise. It sounded a lot like Allura when she spoke. Remember? S-She kind of purred?
:Zipp Storm: Sunny, that snow leopard is gone. And Izzy has the Nova Charm now. There's nothing to worry about.
:Misty: Maybe it just means you'll meet a super cute kitten tonight!
:Sunny Starscout: I mean, I do like kittens.
:Izzy Moonbow: Don't worry, Sunny. Let's partyyyyy!
:[techno version of Mozart's Eine kleine Nachtmusik]
:Hitch Trailblazer and Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing]
:[growling]
:Sunny Starscout: Do you hear that?
:[growling]
:Sunny Starscout: Now?! Still nothing?!
:Violet Frost: I hope you ponies had fun. We loved having you at our Crystal Ball.
:[growling]
:Sunny Starscout: There! There it is again! You ponies must've heard that!
:[stomach growls]
:Sunny Starscout: Sparky?
:Zipp Storm: See, Sunny? It's just Sparky's tummy. We told you it was nothing to worry about.
:Sunny Starscout: Whew! Well, that's a relief. I was starting to worry that Allura followed us. [giggles] Come on, ponies. Let's head home.
:[shimmering]
:Mane 6: [overlapping farewells]
:[jungle music]
:Twitch: [laughing]
:Allura: Welcome home, ponies.
==Equestria's Got Talent==
:Pipp Petals: Touch of eyeshadow for you, little bit of blusher for you, and mascara for you! Hah! Aah!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Step, heel, heel, step! Shuffle, [???]! Jazz hooves!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [yelping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ah!
:[crash]
:Misty: Ten minutes 'til showtime! Nine minutes and fifty-eight seconds 'til showtime!
:[clinking]
:Sunny Starscout: Aah! Okay! Is everypony ready for the Winter Wonder Show?! You ponies were the best of all the auditions we saw! And we saw... a lot.
:Queen Haven: My little Cloudpuff!
:Cloudpuff: [barks]
:Queen Haven: My darling little Cloudpuff!
:[flatulence]
:Magician Pony: Presenting the magic of kindness!
:[bunnycorn yelps]
:Magician Pony: [gasps] No! No! Ahhhh!
:[crash!]
:Rufus: [playing flute off-key] Hang on, let me start again. A-five, six, seven, eight! Huh?
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Dahlia: From a seed! The watering! And then... bloom! Huh? [screams]
:Rocky Riff: Hah!
:[clatter]
:Sunny Starscout: Now, I don't want to worry you, but... [quickly] There's a critic in the crowd, so this needs to be the greatest show of all time, okay?! Good luck!
:Hitch Trailblazer: A critic?!
:[ponies screaming]
:Critic Pony: [gulps]
:Sunny Starscout: Okay. These critic ponies are famously hard to please. So your dance needs to be complex but easy to follow. Smart but still a little silly.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uhhh...
:Sunny Starscout: And it never hurts to do a pie in the face. Got it?
:Misty: Give it up for the titans of tap dance – Hitch and Sparky!
:Sunny Starscout: That's you! Go, go, go!
:[dance music]
:[splat!]
:[ponies cheering]
:Sunny Starscout: Give it up for Hitch and Sparky! :[chuckles nervously]
:Sunny Starscout: Well, if you enjoyed that...
:[crickets chirping]
:Critic Pony: [snores]
:Sunny Starscout: ...then, boy, are you going to enjoy the rest of the show! [chuckles nervously] I think...
:[Pipp Petals]
::I remember when I was little
::Every year on Winter Wishday
::The sights, the sounds, the foolin' around
::With friends and family
::Yeah, every moment spent together
::Was filled with Winter Wish glee
::And twinklin', singin', dancin', laughter-filled
::Winter Wishday memories
::Yeah, these precious moments
::Will make my Winter Wish come true (make it come true)
::I'm countin' down the days
::'Til I get to make some memories with you
:[Pipp, Zipp, and Hitch]
::'Cause the only thing that's missin'
::Is a little bit of you-ooh-ooh-ooh
:Pipp Petals: [screams]
:[crash!]
:Sunny Starscout: [laughs] Okay! That's intermission, folks! [sighs]
:Pipp Petals: [whimpers] Sorry, Sunny. We royally messed that up.
:Hitch Trailblazer: I think our nerves got the best of us.
:Izzy Moonbow: [screaming]
:[crash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah. Think we all just got a little carried away. Hah!
:Sunny Starscout: No, ponies. I'm the one who got carried away. I put way too much pressure on you all. Come on, everypony. We've got a show to finish!
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::I'm countin' down the days
::'Til I get to make some memories with you
:[All]
::The only thing that's missin'
::Is a little bit of you-ooh-ooh-ooh
::So I am gonna keep on wishin'
::For a little bit of you-ooh-ooh-ooh
::And if we can't be together
::You know I'm sendin' love to you-ooh-ooh-ooh
::'Cause the only thing that's missin'
::Is a little bit of you-ooh-ooh-ooh
::You-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah-ah
::You-ooh-ooh-ooh, a little bit
::You-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
::You-ooh-ooh-ooh, a little bit
:[ponies cheering]
:Critic Pony: That was... superb!
:[ponies cheering]
:Sunny Starscout: I'm so glad you liked it! [gasps] Does that mean you'll give us a good review?
:Critic Pony: Review? Oh, I'm not a critic. I just like to doodle during shows.
:Sunny Starscout: Huh?
:Windy: I'm the critic!
:Mane 6: [gasp]
:Windy: Well, you probably didn't notice me thanks to my incredible disguise as a theater chair!
:Sunny Starscout: So, uh, what did you think of the show?
:Windy: Oh, fantastic! Magnificent! Five stars!
:Mane 6 sans Sunny: Phew!
:Windy: [laughs] Now I'm gonna need some serious magic to get me out of this costume! [giggling]
==Snow Business Like Show Business==
:Sunny Starscout: I promise to save Starlight Ridge and the Auroricorns from the evil snow leopard Allura! Or my name isn't... Sunny Starscout!
:[buzzer!]
:Pipp Petals: That was fabulous, ponies! Let's move on to the next scene!
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Hello, cutie wittle fuzzball!
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, Pipp? I wasn't in Alicorn form when we arrived in Starlight Ridge. And we didn't even know that Allura was controlling the Auroricorns yet. Or—
:Pipp Petals: Come on! We're giving the ponies what they want, Sunny!
:Sunny Starscout: But we're supposed to be telling everypony what really happened in Starlight Ridge. You know... The truth?
:Pipp Petals: And we are. We're just jazzing it up. Show biz styyyyyle!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [overdramatic] Observe, fellow ponies! 'Tis the Auroricorns!
:Auroricorns: [groaning]
:Zipp Storm: [stilted] Hoof-reka! My detective-y senses are telling me that Allura has hypnotized the Auroricorns to collect stars for her!
:Rest of Mane 6: [gasp]
:Auroricorns: [groaning]
:Pipp Petals: [clears throat]
:Misty: Oh! [stilted] This is bad! Very bad!
:Izzy Moonbow: [overdramatic] Oh, my glitter! Oh! However can we save them, Sunny?!
:Sunny Starscout: We save them together!
:Auroricorns: [groaning]
:[thunder]
:Sunny Starscout: 
:Mane 6 sans Sunny: [screaming]
:Sunny Starscout: This is not what happened! Pipp, it was strange to see the Auroricorns in their trance, but they weren't brain-eating zom-ponies!
:Pipp Petals: Let's get ready for another one, everypony! Okay! We're just adding some drama, Sunny. No biggie.
:Sunny Starscout: But we're not telling the truth. Where's Comet? Or Violet Frost? They helped save the day, too.
:Posey Bloom: [clears throat loudly] Can we hurry this up, please?! I don't like heights, and this harness is itchy!
:Pipp Petals: Yup! Sorry, Posey! Let's move on to our big finale, everypony! The introduction of our new hero, Comet the Auroricorn!
:Comet: Um, h-h-hi, e-e-everypony.
:[clatter]
:Sunny Starscout: [groans]
:Mane 6 sans Sunny: [growling]
:: Ha-ha-ha! You can't win! The Nova Charrrrm is mine! Which means I'm the leader of the Aurrrroricorns! Your frrrriends have fallen to my [???] power, Alicorn!
:Sunny Starscout: That's it! Violet Frost said the snow in Starlight Ridge is magic! [giggles]
:Misty: Ugh!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh!
:Zipp Storm: Ow!
:Izzy Moonbow: Ow!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Ugh! Huh? [overdramatic] We have been saved!
:Pipp Petals: Ow, ow! Not the hair! Oh. [laughs nervously]
:Zipp Storm: [stilted] I detect we're no longer hypnotized.
:Misty: [stilted] The snow has freed us from our diabolical daze!
:Izzy Moonbow: [overdramatic] Oh! How ever will we get the Nova Charm and free everypony? There's ever so many of them!
:[wind whistles]
:[beat]
:Izzy Moonbow: [clears throat] I said there's ever so many of them!
:Pipp Petals: Pssst! Comet! That's your cue!
:Comet: [laughs nervously] Um... Give me the Nova Charm now, or say hello to my... snowy friend!
:[whirring]
:Posey Bloom: Aah! Ooh! Oww!
:Sunny Starscout: Okay, that's enough, ponies! This is— Ow! Hey!
:Pipp Petals: What's the problem, Sunny?
:Sunny Starscout: I know you want to make it exciting, Pipp. But we're supposed to be telling everypony the truth of Starlight Ridge.
:Pipp Petals: I guess maybe I did go a bit far.
:Sunny Starscout: The real way we beat Allura was exciting enough.
:Comet: Yeah! Ponies and Auroricorns teamed up for the first time! And that is way cooler than any, um... giant snow monster?
:Pipp Petals: [laughs nervously] Okay! Cancel the Snowzilla! Please.
:Rufus: Wha—? Ugh! You got to be kiddin' me!
:Pipp Petals: We're gonna tell the story right!
:Seashell: Did you see how the ponies and Auroricorns came together?
:Glory: Who knew snowballs were so magical?
:Peach Fizz: Do you think the real Allura will be in the sequel?
:Sunny Starscout: Well, we wanted them to know all about Starlight Ridge. Great job, Pipp.
:Pipp Petals: You were right, Sunny. The real story was way more awesome.
:Dazzle Feather: Oh, my glitter! It's the Comet! The first Auroricorn this reporter has ever met! How are you finding Equestria so far?
:Comet: Oh, um... Yeah. Uh, I think I'm gonna love it here!