The Lioness

A storytime tale by Carrot Top.
== The Story ==
A great rivalry existed among many forest beasts; some beasts talked about having a few kids while others bragged about having 12 off-springs. At last, a lioness was called upon. "How many cubs do you have?" asked the forest beasts to the lioness. "Only one;" she replied truthfully. "THAT ONE is a lion." The moral of the story is that quality is more important than quantity.