Kyle Russo

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Kyle Russo is the fanon 5th member of the boys (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny) and Stan's adopted brother. He is one of the 5 main protagonists in the South Park Fanon Universe.
In the intro, he sings the line, "Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation," with Stan and Kyle Broflovski.
==Appearance==
Kyle is almost always seen with his navy-blue hoodie, he is mostly seen with black shoes and brown pants, he wears a black t-shirt underneath his hoodie. He has brown hair and brown eyes. In season 4, he tests and finds out he is actually the 2nd fattest kid in school.
In Dead Kids, he becomes diabetic and has to use insulin. However, he is insulin resistant, and towards the end of the episode, weighs 90 lbs, and has the same body silhouette as Cartman. Despite his weight, his obesity doesn't seem to hinder his mobility. (The Image next to this shows Kyle and Stan at a bus stop, despite the two living in South Park for 3 episodes of the season)
When he moves to Tegridy Farms, he sometimes wears a shirt saying 100% Hemp, Stan also has a shirt identical to Kyle's shirt.
In Pinkeye, Kyle wears a respirator and an ISAC watch as part of his costume, dressed as a division agent from Tom Clancy's The Division. Later in the episode, he gets bitten by Pip and turned into a zombie.
In The Fractured But Whole, Kyle wears black pants and gray shoes, and also dyed his hair black. Part of his costume also includes tentacles identical to (and inspired by) Doctor Octopus' tentacles. He also changed his name to Alex Gunther, to seem like a totally different person, to hide his identity. His last name is another reference to Doctor Octopus, as Doctor Octopus' middle name is Gunter, only difference being Kyle added an H in between the t and e.
In The Stick Of Truth, he uses elf ears like some of the other boys that play against Cartman. He also made his own roleplay name, Kilmner Mindriver, he is good at both melee and ranged, but is less effective against magic.
== Criminal Record ==
NOTES:
* Kyle Russo's sentences are adult sentences.
* MOST of the sentences are at max, whether they should be or not
* Each sentence is if he was founded guilty
Eco-terrorism: Attempts to save baby cows' lives by stealing them from Farmer Carl Denkins and Stan locks himself, Kyle Russo, Cartman, Kyle, Broflovski and Butters in Stan's room. Originally it technically is not terrorism but then Cartman started demanding for a missile, an arsenal of weapons, and for the name of the veal to change to "Tortured baby cow meat". Kyle Russo tried to stop Cartman but the damage was already done, so this will also show up in Kyle Russo's criminal record. (Eco Terrorism = Death)
Arson/framing: In "Pre-School", he, Stan, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny, and Cartman got Trent Boyett to set a fire in their preschool classroom and frame Trent for the crime. However, the arson was accidental and unintentional and therefore do not count on his criminal record. (Arson = 12 Years) (Framing = 4 Years?)
Attempted unlicensed surgery/Breaking and entering: In "Cherokee Hair Tampons", when Cartman refused to donate his kidney to Kyle Broflovski, who was dying, Stan and Kyle Russo try to take it by force by breaking into his house and removing it with a saw, however Cartman outsmarts him by using the "Kidney Blocker 2000" to prevent this. (Breaking and entering = 6 Years)
Unlicensed surgery/Framing: In "Jared Has Aides", Kyle Broflovski, Stan, Kyle Russo, and Cartman preformed unlicensed liposuction on Butters with a hose in order to get him thinner in hopes of getting money from a weight loss scam. They even framed Butters by simply running away and hiding, causing yet another grounding for Butters from his parents. (Framing = 4 Years?) (Unlicensed Surgery = 1 Year)
=== Total Sentence Time If Founded Guilty: ===
* 1 Death Penalty
* 27 Years
== Personality==
Kyle is very caring for everyone, but he doesn't always show it, especially as his superhero counterpart, Alex Gunther. He is vulnerable to Cartman's manipulation, he is the second character most manipulated by Cartman, the first being Butters. A few times he managed to calm Tweek down when Tweek joined the boys after one of Kenny's many deaths. He is very flexible but when he wants to be stubborn, it's hard to change his attitude or his mind. Some of his characteristics change around, especially as his superhero counterpart Alex Gunther. 
== Relationship ==
Since the season 2 episode, Gnomes (Fanon), Kyle Russo is in a gay relationship with Colton Truman. The two are seen together in many of the episodes, and their relationship has been pretty successful, as the two haven't got into fight or breakups at all, even when things like Kyle's diabetes in the later seasons effect their relationship. Colton calls Kyle "Honey" "Dear" and other things too, many different times in the SPFU. The two double as boyfriends and good friends. The two boys have also gone on dates with each other. Usually at each other's houses, whether they play games with each other or watch T.V., the two have also gone to the theaters on two different dates. The two have formed a very solid relationship, and the two can be seen seen holding hands or hugging occasionally. It is rumored by some of the girls that the two have possibly kissed each other (Off-camera if they did), however, it is unlikely for their age to be kissing publicly (If the two have kissed at all), but possible as the two boys genuinely love each other, and aren't forced into being a couple (Like Creek did at the start) and they don't do it for publicity or attention, and the two have been a couple out of their own will. The two are a happy couple, and have been a perfect couple throughout the entire timeline of the S.P.F.U., without arguments, breakups, or anything bad.
==Weight==
Kyle is active, but his genetics hide it. In the early seasons he doesn't have much visible weight, but when scaled, he is the second fattest kid in school. He weighs 85 lbs, which is 2 pounds heavier than the other boys, and is 5 pounds lighter than Cartman. His weight is visible in the episode Pee, when Kyle wore his swimsuit. Since he didn't have a shirt on, you can visibly see he's a little chubby. However, his weight doesn't seem to affect his mobility.
In Season 22, he is diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, and uses insulin. However, he is insulin resistant, and towards the end of the episode, Dead Kids, he weighs 90 lbs, which is the same weight as Cartman, and he develops the same body silhouette as Cartman. Despite his obesity, Kyle's mobility still seems unaffected by his weight, and Kyle's P.E. grade only goes down from an A to an A-, which is pretty excellent for his weight.
Kyle Russo's weight problems and Diabetes Type 2 are related to his genetics. In Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut, it is revealed Kyle is related to Cartman, since Kyle's real mom had intercourse with Jack Tenorman, additionally, Kyle's dad had intercourse with Liane Cartman (He didn't get Liane pregnant however) (Every adult male also fucked her in the episode).
Since Kyle's weight isn't caused by bad habits or eating too much and not moving enough, and since Kyle is pretty active, even with a handful of pounds on him, he still seems to play sports or exercise without being hindered too much, since he is normally active.
Kyle admits his obesity instead of hiding it like Cartman. He doesn't care too much because there isn't much he can do about it, besides getting liposuction, but liposuction does include risks Kyle and his family aren't willing to take.
Kyle's weight is mentioned quite a bit in the series, since Kyle doesn't seem to be hindered by his own excessive weight, and how it is noted Kyle keeps normal sized clothing in case he loses weight, but still wears plus sized clothing, and he is seen using insulin quite a bit.
== Quotes ==
* "You're made of extra parts ain't ya."
* "*to Cartman* Big bones don't wobble when you move."
* "Not saying I hate you, but I'd definitely unplug your life support to charge my phone if every wall outlet was taken."
* "You've got a lot in common with whoever invented algebra, your hated by everyone, retarded, and need to go fuck yourself."
* "*In response to 'your mom' when asking 'what you guys doing* I don't even have a mom."
* "The thing with kids if you teach them their first 2 years to walk and talk and the rest of their childhood years to sit down and shut up."
*"*When Colton says 'Did your aesthetician pick that out for ya' to someone* You can kiss my ass-thetician."
*"Oh come on Kitty, I won't tell anyone."
==Interactions ==
=== Colton Truman ===
===Kyle Broflovski===
Kyle Russo and Kyle Broflovski get along together really well as friends. Kyle Broflovski's relationship isn't as strong as his with Stan, but it's close. Stan's friendship with Kyle makes the 3 practically twins. Kyle Russo considers Kyle Broflovski a close friend.
===Stan Marsh ===
Stan and Kyle are step-brothers, but get along like birth-brothers. The two are seen with each other close to how often Stan is with Kyle Broflovski, and they never make fun or tease each other. Kyle Russo always trusts Stan with almost everything, even if it's something Kyle Russo wouldn't trust anyone with. Stan has the biggest impact on Kyle Russo's life.
===Eric Cartman===
Kyle Russo and Cartman don't get along as well as Kyle Russo gets along with the other boys, but they still get along well together. Cartman gets along better with Kyle Russo than any of the other boys, and he can manipulate Kyle more than any of the other boys, except Butters, who is still manipulated more. Kyle Russo wants to "hate" Cartman but can't because Kyle is constantly befriended by Eric, and Eric always treats Kyle like he's his best friend whenever he suspects Kyle to figure out he's being manipulated or whenever Kyle comments on his negative behavior, especially towards Kyle Broflovski. Cartman is a close friend to Kyle but barely.
===Kenny McCormick===
===Butters Stotch ===
== Trivia ==
* Kyle speaks English (Native language), Spanish, French, German, Russian, and Mongolian
* Kyle is 25% Irish, Mexican, Italian, and Russian
* Kyle is Insulin Resistant
* Kyle has Type 2 Diabetes, but not because of his weight
* It is unknown where Kyle learned his languages besides English and Mongolian, which he learned from the Mongolians in Child Abduction Is Not Funny (Fanon)
* Kyle's voice is very similar to Clyde's voice
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