Riddle Night

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Riddle Night is a weekly event every Thursday at Callahan's where the previous week's winner (the Riddle Master) provides a series of riddles. Each solved riddle costs the Riddle Master a drink for the solver, and each unsolved riddle earns the Riddle Master a free drink.
The riddles are commonly in the format based on the anecdote of a mistranslation of "out of sight, out of mind" as "invisible idiot" with puns. Components of words are separated with a comma, words are separated by a semicolon.
== Example ==
party, Simpsons mole man; bird stomachs, ten pennies; El Salvador airport, diver (UK) 
gala Hans; craws dime; SAL,loon = Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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