The Shell Game/Quotes

:Marge: Bart!
:Bart: (screams) 
:Marge: Get your hand out of that cookie jar! (Bart's hand out of the jar with a cookie)
:Bart: (Marge slaps Bart's hand) Oh, man. 
:Marge: That jar is off limits, Bart, and if I ever catch you with so much as one cookie... 
:Bart: Whoa, I'm scared. 
:Homer: Bart! Lay off those cookies. 
:(Bart takes several cookies, but Lisa saw him hiding the refrigerator)
:Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart's eating cookies! 
:Bart: (Bart puts the cookies back to the jar) Whew. (screams) 
:Marge: What's under that bowl, Bart? 
:Bart: Nothing. 
:Homer: Lift up the bowl, boy.
:(Bart put two bowls on the table, spinning the bowls while Homer and Marge guess and begins to play shell game)
:Homer: That one.
:Marge: That one. 
:Bart: Hey, look over there.
:(Homer and Marge looked over, but Bart cheated)
:Marge: What? 
:Bart: Oh, nothing. 
:Homer: Middle one! Middle one! Huh? 
:Marge: Oh, well then. I guess he's innocent. 
:Bart: Huh? (Maggie spins the bowls and Bart guesses) Uh, that one. Uh, that one. Then that one. Hey, where's the cookie?
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