The Rap Battle

==mumbles of the audience, Kenny G walks off stage as==
==THE BASEMENT is SHATTERED with LIGHTNING GLARING SOUNDS of Raw 103, Syphillis and samples from Fallout - A post nuclear roleplaying game. Where you can find an alien blaster in a "random" encounter.==
this article is going to be writing until the beginning of summer but then someone else will have to take over it and I think this should not be moved down the line of other more shoddy quick-stop stories who look like jotted articles of fandom more than a real story, so.... here is a halfbiographical one.
==In on the side of the arena==
the corner of it sits a celtic rock guitarist. That inviduals name is "Slima".
==Violent O the southwest strangla==
(This story shall not be continued, and not edited.*)
==joker facepaint==
he is wearing a hatchetman-chain.
his sweater with a strong carnival of carnage smell.
the judge tosses a knife in the air, and it splits his head in half.
"IT HITS!"
yells the audience.
*Actually that is not true.
The other rapper on the side voluntares to take the judges position.
The tension is high. Knees high, they are waving hands, the audience is holding breath...
The protagonist, Fox, held the microphone tight to his chest. "This is it." "Ground z..."
DONT SAY IT
what
YOU ARE PLAGIARIZING FIGHT CLUB
what
I AM ABOVE THE LAW, I CAN KILL YOU FOR THAt
what
I CAN RAP YOU AND JUDGE THE BATTLE
what, you are plagiarizing Death
UH.. OKAY, CAN I BE DJ
Not mentioned, Ole is trying to draw a gun, to kill Death.
"No so fast, misshter," says Lucas Simms, the master of nondramatic solutions to raiders - "I gots to barter with you.. Man.... you got some stims?"
Death neverminds the entire stupid conversation and goes towards the booth of the technology.
"I don't care. I have fruits and healing powder, I come from Fallout 2." and puts the gun back into holster.
The walls are run with goo and feces. "Oh, but you see, then I want those. That is just as good as stimpacks, I know tht. I am a master logican."
"To be continued" - geocities.ws/OleMurder/
Category:Fan Fiction