I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)

"I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)" is a song composed by John Murphy, and performed by Old 97's, for The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special. It is also featured of the soundtrack of the same name.
==Lyrics==
:Out on the third planet closest to the sun
:There's a special celebration
:And it sounds quite fun
:A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
:On a holiday they call Christmas
:Now I'm not gonna lie
:It makes no sense to me
:But here's what I've discovered
:About this Christmas mystery
:Santa is a furry freak
:With epic super powers
:He flies to every human home
:In under fourteen hours
:He's a master burglar
:A pro at picking locks
:If you don't leave milk and cookies out
:He will put dung in your socks
:If you act nicely through the night
:And don't jump on your bed
:Santa comes with sugar plums
:And hurls them at your head
:But if you're on his naughty list
:He shoots missiles at your toes
:He might just roast your chestnuts
:With his powerful flamethrower
:Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
:Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
:I don't know what Christmas is
:But Christmastime is here
:He's compelled his creepy elves
:To do his every wish
:One sought to be a dentist
:Now he's sleeping with the fish
:Mrs. Claus, she works the pole
:Plans her man's demise
:Soon the elves will all rise up
:And stab out Santa's eyes
:Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
:Earthlings are so weird
:I don't know what Christmas is
:But Christmastime is here
:Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
:Earthlings are so weird
:I don't know what Christmas is
:But Christmastime is here
:What the heck's a turtle dove
:And who lit up that deer?
:I don't know what Christmas is
:But Christmastime is here
:I don't know what Christmas is
:But Christmastime is here
:Or maybe it's there
:Or it's somewhere
:I don't know, I don't know
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==References==
Category:Songs
Category:The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Soundtrack