Cousin Victor's Elixir

Cousin Victor's Elixir is a Disney country song by Billy Strange who is not to be confused with the pseudonym one (Kal Mann) from the 1965 album: Tinpanorama.
==Lyrics==
Cousin Victor's elixir's
A sure fine mixer
For twitches and itches and ills
Now it comes as a potion
A sac or lotion
A gargle, a poultice, or pills
Now I'm gonna read you letter,
and it signed "Happy Fred".
And it says "I didn't have no beer,
no hair on my head.
I took your elixir,
and I did declare
last week to my joy.
I got shot for a bear."
Cousin Victor's elixir's
A sure fine mixer
For twitches and itches and ills
Now it comes as a potion
A sac or lotion
A gargle, a poultice, or pills
Now my cousin Blush was backed and finally gave
that elixir of mine a try.
Now everybody knows around the whole countryside
When Blush comes to town, and all the girls running high.
(Woman laugh)
Cousin Victor's elixir's
A sure fine mixer
For twitches and itches and ills
Now it comes as a potion
A sac or lotion
A gargle, a poultice, or pills
Now when Kermit the Hermit was 90 years old,
he took my elixir to cure up a cold.
He's 107 now and took him a wife,
planted a live for the rest of his life.
Cousin Victor's elixir's
A sure fine mixer
For twitches and itches and ills
Now it comes as a potion
A sac or lotion
A gargle, a poultice, or pills.
Y'all better get some right now.
Category:Disney songs
Category:Sherman Brothers songs