🅱️eter 🅱️riffin

🅱️eter J. Löwenbräu, better known by his stage name 🅱️eter 🅱️riffin is an actor/comedian best known for playing himself on the hit TV series Family Guy. He is a very neato duderino and will get you a beer if you ask for one (but only if it's a Pawtucket Patriot Ale).
== 🅱️efore he became the Family Guy ==
Since he was a little 🅱️oy, 🅱️eter had a dream to be an actor, famous or otherwise. He would always try to be in his elementary school's plays and would even join the theater club when he went to high school and later Squidward Community College. After numerous failed attempts to make it into hollywood, 🅱️eter would finally get his 🅱️ig 🅱️reak: playing Larry in the 1995 hybrid animation film Larry & Steve. According to the film's director Marvin McFarland (no relation to Seth MacFarlane), this short film gave 🅱️eter the motivation to hit it big and also gave him the inspiration for Brian, a talking dog who would be nothing more than a thought in 🅱️eter's mind for the next three years as he kept trying and failing to really make it until 1998, when 🅱️eter finally got a role that would last. 
== My 🅱️eter, the Family Guy ==
1998 was the year 🅱️eter truly broke ground in hollywood when he was asked to play a bumbling buffoonish father for a tv series that was in the works at the time which is now known as Family Guy, with 🅱️eter auditioning as this exact character for the pilot. On set, 🅱️eter would meet Stuart "Stewie" Griffin, who had auditioned for an evil genius baby. the two both got the roles. On set, 🅱️eter brought up his idea for Brian to an exec who liked the idea and had him thrown in after the pilot. 🅱️eter and Stuart's performance went over well enough that the two were to be cast as their respective characters for the rest of the show's run once it got greenlit after some time, thus securing 🅱️eter's role and finally allowing him to achieve his 🅱️oyhood dream. On the show, 🅱️eter would go by the stage name 🅱️eter 🅱️riffin with his family being the 🅱️riffins. Each episode consisted of the family (or friends of the family) getting up to some goofy shenanigans for 20 minutes, with some overarching story beats thrown in for good measure. Everything seemed fine for 🅱️eter as he played his dadsona on Family Guy, but like many popular actors, not all would go well during his time as the funny ha-ha family man.
== Encounter with The Apparition ==
On March 10th, 2019, 🅱️eter had gone to 🅱️ed in his house, which just so happened to be on the set of family guy (in fact, the entirety of quahog was constructed specifically for the series). The night was relatively uneventful until 4:20 AM, when The Apparition materialized in 🅱️eter's room, clambered onto his bed, and proceeded to give him 🅱️ackshots. The noise was enough to awaken 🅱️eter's friend, Stewie, who fainted upon finding the source of the sound. Stewie was not the only one awoken by the sound, however, as Lous, a fellow family guy actor, awoke to see the apparition sexually assaulting 🅱️eter and rightfully let out a scream, causing 🅱️eter to wake up none the wiser. That was, until Lous told him what happened and caused 🅱️eter to freak out. 🅱️eter no longer felt the same after the event with his mental and physical health declining over the following week. Despite the slump he was in, 🅱️eter kept acting despite the potential consequences until his agent forced him to go seek help, as his current condition was making his performance skills abysmal and had also made him become irritable while on set. While 🅱️eter was going to therapy, he was temporarily replaced by James Woods, who gladly accepted the task of filling in for 🅱️eter due to being a 🅱️ig fan of the show. However, once 🅱️eter got 🅱️ack from 🅱️herapy, Woods' 3 month contract had yet to expire, so they decided to film an episode featuring him. The plot was about the murder of Woods at his manor and the mystery that came with it. Woods and Löwenbräu, when interviewed about this episode, stated that everything after the former's death in the show was made up on the spot, making the filming of it both slightly more entertaining and slightly more infuriating at the same time.
== 🅱️eter's 🅱️epilogue and Löwenbräu's legacy ==
Following the filming of the murder mystery, Löwenbräu and Woods would occasionally collaborate, though the gaps between each collaboration were large, with the collaborations ending after Woods went off the deep end, just as many actors have in the past. speaking of actors, 🅱️eter is still playing his role as a bumbling father after all these years and shows no signs of retiring any time soon. As for the show he acts on, Family Guy, it has inspired some other long running programs and has even lasted long enough to get a spinoff that was eventually cancelled after the town built for it, St. Ulbend, caught fire and burned to the ground, causing irreparable damage. The incident resulted in the yearly amount of towns founded just for a TV series to decrease, going from 28/year in 2013 to just 1/year in 2015, though the cost needed to build these towns was also a factor in this trend dying.
== Gallery ==
File:Beterscreams.jpg|Löwenbräu, shown here screaming in terror after learning exactly what the apparition did to him.
File:Youngpeter.PNG|One of Löwenbräu's childhood pictures.
File:Jameswoodsbutheispetergriffin.jpg|James Woods, shown here playing Löwenbräu's character during the latter's absence.
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