A Health of Information

Musical guest - Cimorelli 
guest star - Kato Kaelin and Portia de Rossi 
Henry and June introduces Cimorelli 
== Quotes ==
Narrator: "Will a miffed Mummy make mincemeat out of our zeroes, I mean, heroes? Will The Mayor make a million on a museum marvel?"
The Mayor: "Quantities are... limited, order now!"
Narrator: "Find out in the action-swiped conclusion of Action League Now!"
Narrator: "A jewel taken, a mummy awakened. As a familiar foe auctions off an opal, an enraged relic takes on... the Wuss Squad!
Jodie: (wakes up to find that her wrists and ankles are tied to her bedposts, and looks confused) Huh? W-what the?
Quinton: (pops up from beside her bedpost) You're such a brat.
Jodie: Moi?
Quinton: Yeah, you won't enjoy the conclusion, and we wrote this lullaby to get you to sleep
(The scene clears up, and she gasp in fear about the idea that the entire cast are singing the cartoon cramming lullaby)
(Cut to a close up of her mouth, which is fully open as she screams. Zoom out to reveal that she just woke up from a nightmare)
Jodie: AHHH! (Looks on both sides of her bed to make sure none of the hosts and the cartoon characters are there and sighs in relief.) Whew!
Let's see what's happening at the celebration ceremony being held the community hall.
As the show's spokesperson, I would like to say thank you to everybody at home who solved 4,000 problems. It's only a matter of time before you reach 5,000!
Brandon: Well, I've covered many disasters for this network, but this is sure to... Oh, they're about to start.
June: please give it up for...
Henry and June: Cimorelli!
(Audience applausing)
Portia de Rossi: You are all trespassing on private property...
Mr. Stockdale: WHAT!?
Portia de Rossi: and you will leave right now.
Mr. Stockdale: No, no, no, Portia 
Portia de Rossi: All of you.
[Verse 1: Christina] Striped flag wrapped around my head
Blue, white, little bit of red
Live free like we always said (Whowoah)
California born and raised
Work hard gonna make a name
Getting closer every day (Whowoah)
[Verse 2: Katherine] And now my life is getting better (Lauren: Better)
Its on, not matter what the weather (Lauren: Weather)
Were gonna celebrate together (Lauren: gether)
All night long And they say age is just a number (Dani: Number)
But were not getting any younger (Dani: Younger)
So lets celebrate together (Dani: gether) 
All night long
[Lisa/All] Singing like Ooh, Singing like Ooh
Cause were made in, made in, made in in America
Its true, baby its true
Cause were made in, made in made in, in America
[Amy] New York, and back to LA
Sac town, down to M-I-A
Bright lights in the USA (Whowoah)
Shoutout to the country boys
Small towns time to raise your voice
Suburbs come on make some noise (Whowoah)
[Dani] And now my life is getting better
Its on not matter what the weather
Were gonna celebrate together
[Lauren] All night long
[Lisa/All] Singing like Ooh, Singing like Ooh
Cause were made in, made in, made in in America
Its true, baby its true
Cause were made in, made in made in, in America
Portia de Rossi: I am calling the police.
[Lauren] I pledge allegiance to the home of the brave
Blue jeans ball caps and football games
Fireworks outside on the 4th of July
Summer night barbecue, bring the apple pie
From the cowboys riding in the pickup trucks
To the girls in the cities screaming TURN IT UP Cause were
[All] M A D E I N America
[Lisa/All] Singing like Ooh, Singing like Ooh
Cause were made in, made in, made in in America
Its true, baby its true
Cause were made in, made in made in, in America
[All] Singing like Ooh, Singing like Ooh (Lisa: America)
Cause were made in, made in, made in in America (Amy: Wow, Made in america)
Its true, baby its true Cause were made in, made in made in, in America!
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