Putting Your Hand Down

Musical guest - Sugar Ray
guest star - Helen Hunt
== Script ==
June: (gasps) Hansky. What are you doing?
Henry: I thought a married couple was under the Itchy & Scratchy Billboard, I am a professional TV host, you know, not some talentless blue headed amateur who thinks she can annoy a lot of children. Sorry, I can’t chat. Better get back to work. Later, little miss clown princess!
June: okay, I’ll see you around
Man: You might want to spell "theater" "r-e." It looks classier that way. For those of you who missed my sermon this morning, I’d like to remind you that spilling anything on a new carpet is a sin. Now, please give a warm welcome to Miss Bianca.
[audience applauding]
Bianca: Once upon a time, almost 2,000's of years ago our lord and savior, Jesus, was born, in a manger. And in that manger, there were the cutest little animals.
Sniz: I left a finish nail sticking out a quarter inch.
Lea: Shush.
Bianca: Today's episode, going to the movies. Who wants to go to the movies? Heehaw, I do. Uh-oh! There are 5 of us, and I only have 4 tickets. One of us blokes could sneak in, what, what! Count me out! Isn't sneaking wrong? Heehaw, everybody's doing it. Heehaw. Gurgle, gurgle. “Meow-kay," let's go. ♪ La la la la la la ♪ ♪ We're going to the movies ♪ ♪ La la la la la ♪ Yeah, but it reflects poorly on my craftsmanship.
Sniz: That's all I'm saying.
Jessie: boy, you're the only one who notices.
[murmuring]
Bianca: Yeah, yeah. You know what I think, it work, huh. Here you go, 4 tickets. But there are 5 of you. You were trying to sneak into the movies. You Babies are in a lot of trouble. I'm locking you in a closet.
[gasps]
Bianca: No! No! And that's why you shouldn't sneak into the movies. The end.
[children murmuring]
BOY #1: Well, do they get out of the closet? Uh, sure, I guess.
BOY #2: I don't think so
August: Oh, my goodness! Are you okay?
Betty anne Bongo: June, I am not very pleased with you! I don't wanna be your, or Erica's friend anymore!
Erica: (hands the knocked Asian girl) Take her to the nurse, please.
June: Please, let me explain, it’s just a joke!
Corey: Flee for your lives!
Tommy: Stay away, stay away from my friends! (uses a chair to block the host)
June: how can you say that?
Betty anne Bongo: We are friends no more! My mom says I can't be chums with a talented young lady like you!
Didi: Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
Hector: guys, please, wait!
Betty anne Bongo: I can't believe I was friends with that girl... 
Repunzil: It's okay, we're your friends now, we don't need her.
Yeah, let's go to the kaboom, 
Erica: Gerald and Alex were supposed to sing the afternoon song, but they had to cancel because of what happened, so… why not you fill in for them?
Betty anne Bongo: right! (Sings) The sun has slowly begun to set 
But night time hasn't arrived just yet 
It's that special time of day 
When I can relax or play
I can go out to the park 
Watch the Robin and the lark 
While they're cleaning up their nest 
With very little time to rest
I can walk down by the stream 
Lay down on the grass and dream 
Run and hide behind a tree 
One two three- can you see me?
In the afternoon I'm free 
Happy time for you and me 
So much to see so much to do 
Happy time for me and you
In the playground there's a swing 
Where I sit and swing and sing 
Up and up now look at me 
I can reach the canopy!
The carousel spins round and round 
My feet can hardly touch the ground 
Whizzing down a winding slide 
Take my bicycle for a ride
In the afternoon I'm free 
Happy time for you and me 
So much to see so much to do 
Happy time for me and you 
It's afternoon..afternoon 
It's afternoon.. 
La la la la..it's afternoon 
La la la la..afternoon 
It's afternoon Afternoon..
Hector: let’s give a big warm KaBlam! welcome to my boss, Sugar Ray!
(crowd cheers)
Sugar Ray: The other night they were playing our song
Hadn't heard it for oh, so long
Took me back darlin' to that time in my car
When you cried all night 'cause we'd gone too far
Can I ever getcha back?
Getcha back, baby
Gonna getcha back, getcha back
Getcha back, getcha back baby
Gonna getcha back, getcha back
Can I ever getcha back?
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm getting tired, laying around here at night
Thinkin' 'bout some other guy holding you tight
He may have money and a brand new car
May even treat you like a movie star
And no matter what he ever do for you
He can never love you like I can do
So if I leave her and you leave him
Can we ever get it back again?
Getcha back, getcha back baby
Gonna getcha back, getcha back
Getcha back, getcha back baby
Gonna getcha back, getcha back
Can I ever getcha back?
I'll leave her
(Getcha back) and you leave him
(Getcha back) can we baby
(Getcha back) get it back again
I'll leave her
(Getcha back) and you leave him
(Getcha back) can we baby
(Getcha back) get it back again
(Getcha back) I'll leave her
(Getcha back) and you leave him
June: Well, that's all the time and jokes we have left for this show!
Henry: But before we go, let's have a great big hand for Mr Mark McGrath and his band Sugar Ray!
Mark McGrath: Thank you. Thank you. And now, how about a nice big hand for Henry and June?
June: Aw, thank you — Ahhh!
Henry: and let's have a great big hand for our very special guest, Helen Hunt
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