Morton Koopa Sr.

Morton Koopa Sr. is the true father to Morton Koopa Jr. of the Koopalings, and by extension the secret lover and paramour to Bowser's Wife. It's worth noting that Bowser's Wife had told him she was single, and upon finding out she was married broke her 3DS and became blood-brothers with Bowser and has occasional sexual encounters with him when Bowser is in his Gay Bowser form.
==History==
He was so powerful and muscular he flexed himself into existence, sending shockwaves that made any of-age legal adults orgasm in it's presence, coating the land in thick hot semen and pussy squirts. He was born as a 39-year-old and will remain such for the end of time. He learned to use his massive cock to fly around the sky using it as a helicopter, searching for big booty bitches to politely and respectfully ask to fuck, and respecting their boundaries and no if they ever did say no. This, however, has never happened. Any man, woman, genderless character, Goomba, any living being, etc. immediately trembles and salivates with lust at the mere sight of Morton Koopa Sr.
=== Sexual Partners ===
Including but not limited to:
*The Entire (consenting & of legal-age) UnUniverse
*Bowser's Wife
*Gay Bowser
*Shantae
*Snorlax
*Bubble Bass
*Bowsette
*Luigi
*Queen Boo
*King Boo
*Pikmin
*Justin Beaver
*Princess Peach
*WaPeach
*Richard Watterson
*You
*Jack Frost
*Tinky Winky
*Kool Aid Guy
*Sandy Cheeks
*Heavy Weapons Guy
*Elsa the Snow Queen
*Gummy Bear
*UnWorld
*God
*Jesus Christ
*Bonzi Buddy
*(et cetera)
==Fatherhood==
Being best friends with Bowser he was around the Koopalings quite often, and always suggested Morton Koopa Jr. was his son, but never knew for certain. This changed when Bowser became suspicious too and had a 23andMe done and confirmed that Morton Koopa Sr. was in fact that father. This overjoyed Bowser, as he hated Morton Jr. and was already waiting for an excuse to disown him. And so, full custody was granted and Morton Koopa Sr. became his legal guardian.
Morton Koopa Sr. teaches Morton Jr. in the ways of respecting men, women, and all beings on this planet, and hooking up with the proper precautions. He himself is a professional rawdogger, but forbades Morton Jr. from doing so. They often go on outings flexing their muscles for charity, telling Morton Jr. that even though he isn't muscular all bodies are beautiful, and to be proud of his regardless. He encourages Morton Jr. to lift if he ever shows interest but doesn't push it as to not fracture his self-image and masculinity. He does however enforce screen-time and healthy eating, as any good parent should.
He does not let his rampant sexual life interfere or at all affect Morton Jr. and is overall a caring and loving father.
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