Mr. I

Mr. I (childishly nicknamed: Intergalactic shit-head, throughout the course of the series) is the leader of the Intergalactic Department of Homeland Security Immigration and Customs Enforcement, an evil republican, a murderer, he likes Japanese pop music made after 1999, and is an avid hater of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Mr. I hails from the Japanese colonized planet, パパファック (Papafakku). His nationality is Gingakei-kan No Nihongo or "Intergalactic Japanese"
While Emmett Martens was attempting to smuggle DMT, and other hallucinogenic drugs into dimension 1218, Mr. I stopped him, and attempted to detain him. When Mr. I approached Emmett, instead of relinquishing his body to Mr. I, and letting him take him away, Emmett brandished a McDonald's butter knife, and attempted to stab into Mr. I's shoulder. Emmett was shot point-blank in the head with Mr. I's shotgun, and he died immediately.
Mr. I has a reputation of being often misrepresented thorughout the course of the story, because of his severe depression and BPD. He's often called "crazy fucker". He often comes up with extremely intelligent observations on the story, Emmett Martens, and his friends. He has a strong following, and he is almost universally loved by all of the fans of the series!
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