Jake

Jake played in Survivor: Jupiter, where he placed 13th in a 5-1 vote.
== Player Profile ==
1. Tell us as much or as little as you want about your: 
name: Jake (or Jakwe to these clowns) 
age: 25 
gender: male (he/him) 
location: jupiter (Illinois, not chicago) 
occupation: TR;DR - I do housing for families who have lost their home due to damages 
2. Have you played any orgs before? If yes, how many and what did you play most recently? Are you playing any others at the same time as Jupiter? 
I haven’t played in a while – I had to take a break due to work/personal shit – but my most recent org I played was BBOrg which I was the first boot I am not playing other orgs rn so you’re stuck with dealing with me. 
3. Give us your most unpopular Survivor opinion: 
I don’t honestly know….because I haven’t watched it enough to know anything controversial…But my major opinion is that I don’t like Jeff Probst that much…and I think people really like him (?) 
4. What is your coolest party trick? Any unusual talents? 
I can juggle and solve the Rubix Cube. So basically I am a 
5. What is your favorite piece of sci-fi or space-related media? 
I’d definitely have to say Star Wars. I am not into sci-fi/space media very much & I am definitely a casual fan of Star Wars but it is definitely a good watch. 
6. What is your Hogwarts house and your patronus? If you don’t know, make your guess and tell us what “spirit animal” you would want to represent you. 
I like to say I’m a Hufflepuff, but tbh, I think I am actually a Slytherin irl. I don’t care enough about HP to know the actually patronus’ so I’ll say I’d like a phoenix because they are rad and I’m pretty sure that’s a patronus (?) Dont fact check me.(edited)
7. We just witnessed the passing of another decade. What was one of your top songs and/or artists of said decade? 
Ooh. I honestly can’t pick up. I can literally always jam to Call Me, Maybe. It’s such a dumb song, but kind of sums up the decade. 
8. If you were asked to give a presentation on something random that you are an expert in, what would you talk about? 
Funny you should ask - I would say i’m an expert in procrastination and I actually did give a speech in college about it, and the benefits to it. And of course I had to be super meta about it and waited until the night before to do it all...and I got a 97% on the presentation. Missed points only on the actual “visual aid” which definitely looked like something that was mad last minute. 
9. Of the three tenets of Survivor, which one do you think you’re the best at: Outwitting, Outplaying, or Outlasting? 
Probably outlasting. I’m not super smart or strategic, but I like to pretend I am. I think I can outlast people because I just try and make genuine connections with people and they want to keep me around for a while. I tend not to be a huge threat (unless I overplay too soon, and which I have been good about not doing). 
10. How is that going to help you win Survivor: Jupiter? 
Kind of answered this above, but I just think I can make genuine connections with people and they don’t see me as a threat, and it is easy to make it far. My issue is, I can’t win comps to save my life...so when I do need to save myself, that’s where I typically fall short.
== Stats ==
Player Stats 	
Average Placement 	13
Days Played 	9
Votes Against 	5
Individual Immunity Wins	0
Idols Found 	0
Votes Negated 	0
Advantages 	0
== Trivia ==
Category:Players
Category:13th Place Club