S07E01 - CAUTION: Grinding Starts Forest Fires

This is the first episode of season 7 and features the short story entitled, "A Memorable Farewell" as well as the beginning of the next in the series entitled "Yearning Hearts"
== Summary ==
(June 1998)
A month has passed since the Battle of Hogwarts and Ginny Weasley's boyfriend, Harry Potter, has brought her out to the Forest of Dean to say goodbye. But she won't let him leave without a proper farewell...
== Notable Moments ==
* Dramatic opening of 7 facts to introduce their seventh season.
* Danny did the research on the number 7's prominence in HP.
* Allie accidentally drops a Stranger Things reference, confusing 7 and 11.
* Things Danny loves about conventions: People watching and convention food.
* Lyndsay is hoping for a DICK NIC!
* Fire warning: avoid grinding during dry weather
* Pet peeve of Lyndsay's: when people toast using food.
* The hosts joke that his "dark hand" is a glove and that Harry may be about to murder Ginny in the Forest of Dean.
* "Carrying around a piece of the Dark Lord is JUST like having braces" ~ Lyndsay
* Gasping Lyndsay
* The hosts call bullshit on Harry's promise to write; Harry is a shitty penpal. This is Wangon/Panon (term is still up for debate) on the podcast.
* They joke that Harry is going off to finishing school.
* Danny's mom has the best retort to needing to "find oneself": Check your underpants, you're in there.
* Equal Nipple Play
* Danny and Lyndsay are too enthralled with the story to make jokes.
* Lyndsay explains the sex logistics to Allie this time.
* "If at first you don't succeed, try try a-Gin" ~ Lyndsay
* "Amuse-Bush" ~ Lyndsay
* "Gal Fresco" ~ Allie and Lyndsay in unison
** "Gal Fresco" ~ Danny, 5 seconds later
* Lyndsay imagines Ginny doing a Tarzan style scream during her orgasm.
* "Harry's said three words this whole time: Fuck, Merlin, and Shit" ~ Allie
** "And: I want to see other people." ~ Danny
* "Bone voyage" ~ Lyndsay
* TRACK SEX!
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Down
* Sad circumstance to have sex, even though the sex was hot and steamy.
Danny: Up
* Loved them tumbling through the woods.
* Her natural Quidditch instincts seems to have kicked in.
* Love the progress of the story and the return to Hogwarts.
Lyndsay: Up
* Great and sillly
== Potterotics Shout Outs! ==
* Uncle Aragog's new tune "Harry's Mom" is played at the end
* Jenny and Stephanie's collab of "Love is a Locked Door" is played at the end, a nod to season 6.
* Hannah's cover of "Fuck You".
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Category:Danny: Up