If Wings of Fire Had Social Media

I have seen this idea floating around for a while so I decided to do this but with Wings of Fire characters! Hope you enjoy your read <3 Everything in this is meant as a joke, and I don't have any intentions to offend people. If I do, I am very sorry.
==Jade Winglet on Whatsapp 1: Winter's In A Foul Mood==
Summary: Winter is in a foul mood and starts arguments with everyone, roasts everyone AND gets Turtle to leave the chat. Wowie Winter.
Usernames
Moonwatcher- IWatchTheMoons (M for short)
Qibli- ThornsTheBest (Q for short)
Winter- ILikeScavengers (W for short)
Kinkajou- GlorysTheBest (K for short)
Carnelian- WarHardenedWarrior (C for short)
Umber- QibliIsGorgeous (U for short)
Turtle- BoringAnimusDragon (T for short)
W: Kinkajou, I haven't forgave you for chasing away that scavenger.
K: AHEM, PRETTY-SCALES, BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING AT THAT PRECISE TIME?
W: RainWings... they're insufferable.
K: EXCUSE ME?
Q: Let's sort this out reasonably and quietly, can we?
W: AND YOU. YOU STOLE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
Q: Serves you right for cutting your 'love of your life' with glass shards.
W: I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES OKAY? LEAVE ME ALONE.
C: i'm not surprised you guys are fussing over petty issues.
M: Honestly Carnelian, this is probably the only time I'm agreeing with you.
C: i take that as a compliment.
W: NO ONE HURTS MY DRAGON
Q: You mean my dragon.
W: IF YOU DON'T WANT A FACE FULL OF FROSTBREATH I SUGGEST YOU CLAMP THAT MOUTH SHUT.
U: guys i think we forgot about someone
W: WHO ELSE COULD WE FORGET BESIDES YOU
U: um... turtle's been sitting in a corner wide-eyed for about ten minutes out you dithering idiot.
T: l e a v e m e a l o n e
W: WELL THEN LEAVE THE CHAT!
Turtle has left the chat.
Q: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
W: IF YOU'RE SO SMART YOU SHOULD'VE INTERVENED
~End of Story 1, hope you laughed~
== Jade Winglet on Whatsapp 2: Turtle Rejoins the Chat ==
Usernames were stated above already !
Summary: Winter roasts more dragons on chat and Turtle comes back.
M: You are not the Winter I knew.
W: How dare you!
Q: She has a point. What's up with you and all the sudden coldness? Get it? Cold? Cause' your an IceWing? Hah-hah, I'm so funny.
W: i seriously want to freeze your jaws shut.
Q: I invite you to try.
M: Guys.
Kinkajou is online
Carnelian was afk for more than ten minutes and was kicked. Reason Carnelian was afk: Can't be bothered anymore
Umber went offline.
W: three moons she's here.
K: GUESS WHO'S BACK~ BACK AGAIN!
W: 😑
K: I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT YOU, WINTER. YOU BEST GET TURTLE TO REJOIN ASAP OR I'LL-I'LL-
W: Shove a pineapple up my snout?
K: SCREEEEE YOU ASKED FOR THIS
Q: Just- guys give me a minute.
Qibli has gone afk. Reason Qibli has gone afk: Why do I have to do everything here?
M: Absolutely great.
W: I didn't know you even had a shred of sarcasm in you, NightWing.
K: I'm pretty sure the Ice-NightWing rivalry was over already?
W: Huh. Didn't know you were capable of not killing my eardrums and spamming in caps.
K: WHY YOU!
W: Oh great.
Turtle has joined the chat.
Qibli is back from afk.
Q: Thanks to my terrific charming skills, Turtle's back.
W: More like terrible.
K: Turtle, you're back~
W: Disgusting.
Winter went offline.
Moon went offline.
~End of Story 2, hope you laughed!~
Category:Genre (Short Story)
Category:Genre (Comedy)
Category:Fanfictions
Category:Fanfictions (Incomplete)
Category:Fanfictions (Fanon)
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