Fag Cabs

Fag Cabs LLC (同性愛車) is a cab / shell company owned and operated by Vice. The company exists primarily on paper as Vice mainly uses it as a vehicle to launder money. It currently has only one functioning actual taxi.
== History ==
Fag Cabs was founded in 1803 as "Her Majesty's Royal Hansom Company" in the United Kingdom. The name was changed following WWI (Then known as International Civil War II) and the company was reorganized in 1918 as just "Royal Cabs" "Royale Cabs" or "Royale with Cheese Cabs" depending on the day. 
Vice had spent the better part of the late 1970s traveling across South America conning various local lotteries out of their winnings while disguised as a Latino Americhicano named "Miguel Delabor von Senor Hitler." Desperately in need of a way to convert these fistfuls of Peruvian, Chilean, Californian and Brazilian banknotes into real useful American money, Vice purchased "Royale Cabs" to serve as a front. His rationale behind this was that it being a British cab company would explain why it had almost no respectable customers and why all the cabs smelled like shit.
Using all of his business acumen, Vice rebranded the company again to "make it look legit and keep the feds off the scent." Part of his restructuring included heavily promoting the ability for customers to smoke inside the taxi, so Vice renamed the company "Fag Cabs" to fit this new angle and reflect its British origin. For some reason he believed that South Americans were all gay and heavy smokers, and this would explain to the IRS why it was generating such large quantities of foreign currency. 
At one point, Gay Robot requested to ride in one of the cabs, and was quickly furious about what he considered to be flagrant false advertising.