Business Trip Quotes

:Michael: A concierge is like the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one, it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.
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:Michael: Did you know that in Morocco it is common to exchange a small gift when meeting somebody for the first time? In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy, you must always wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite.
:Jim: Why are you telling us this?
:Michael: I am jetting off on an international business trip.
:Jim: Where you going?
:Michael: To Can-ada.
:Jim: Where is it?
:Michael: Canada.
:Jim: Okay.
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:Meredith: Pam failed art school.
:Dwight: Huh. Wow. Doesn't surprise me.
:Jim: Excuse me?
:Dwight: Have you seen her painting, Jim? The building? There are shadows coming from two different directions.
:Phyllis: Dwight, stop it.
:Stanley: Dwight.
:Dwight: What? Are there two suns?
:Meredith: Come on.
:Stanley: Oh, my God.
:Dwight: Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda galaxy.
:Jim: I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
:Dwight: It's totally unrealistic. No lines in the parking lot.
Category:Season 5 quotes