Benny Bologna 3110

Farewell, Benny Bologna
Benny Bologna wasn’t just a VRChat character—he was a true legend. He hasn’t been seen in several months, and we believe he took his final burp in 2024, leaving us with warm memories. Known for his booming burps and laugh-out-loud humor, Benny had a unique way of making everyone feel comfortable and welcome. Wherever he went, he spread joy and laughter.
Even now, we can imagine him asking, "What did you have for dinner?" just like he always did. Rest in peace, King—you’ll always be missed.
==The History of Benny==
During the course of his 60 years, Benny has been spotted crawling the public floors of The_Great_Pug, exclusively. 
His impressive conversation skills cover a wide array of topics and if you're lucky you'll hear his famous signature interrupting burp. 
Normally he can be found playing in "full-body-VR" as a selective-mute. Despite this, he is always looking to jump into a friendly or intriguing conversation. 
==Lore==
According to lore, Benny's close physical proximity and monotone voice will lull you into to a calm state where you may reveal some dark secrets to him. It is also said that It has been said that he is the soothsayer of Vrchat and has foretold many VR relationships. If you ask nicely he may match you up with someone. 
==Benny's Dinner==
Click to view a video where Benny describes his dinner 
a transcription of the video below
"Alright, for dinner I had basmati rice. It's pretty long grain, don't know if you've seen it. Don't know if you're a rice enthusiast, maybe growing in your farm. I don't know. Then I mix with that basmati rice that I had in a bowl some tuna fish that was soaked in extra virgin olive oil. [ brief complaining] and I season that bowl with Japanese barbecue sauce and pink himalayan salt and then on a separate plate I had three slices of Dave's Killer™ "21 Whole Grains and Seeds" bread then after that I had some watermelon with the seed because I'm trying to be like that "Rugrats" episode. Um and after the watermelon I had Heritage Crunch Cereal by Nature's Path™ [Organic] which is like an old person cereal. It's a popular one, for me. I'm not done with dinner. Then I had something called "etzels" which are like these uh pretzel twists. They're like small pretzel twists and they were Kung Pao flavor, like Kung Pao chicken but without the chicken hence the Kung Pao only. Then I had some Dr. Pepper flavored kombucha, some "Muscle Milk Pro Advanced Nutrition" variant, double chocolate flavor. Kind of an L, as chocolate has lead in it so you don't want to eat chocolate, but they didn't have strawberry. And then I also had some creatine. That's it."
==Quotes by Benny==
*"What did you have for dinner?"
*"You can call me dad, but don't call me daddy. That's not for you."
*"Night, King."
* "Night, Queen."
*"Chocolate has lead in it."
==Benny Trivia==
*If you are "dripped" on by Benny it is a sign of good luck
*He's been described as a good friend who is always down for a JO session
* Benny always wants to know what you've had for dinner and will frankly ask you
* Benny sits on a pile of money but does not have Vrchat Plus
*Basmati rice is known to be his favorite meal
*Benny has been known to exit conversations with no notice other than saying "Dinner time" or "Shower time"
*Downstairs is his favorite area to be in, but he has occasionally been spotted relaxing on top floor of The_Great_Pug
*He frequently calls people "king" or "queen" as a sign of deep respect
*Benny comes from a small family of lunch meat enthusiasts
*He can't help the burps
*Benny shaves his armpits
==Benny Gallery==
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