Tear Your Hare Out (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Ring Intro ==
Cake: "No way to introduce the episode to the audience. Deal with it."
The Title Card appeared
== Episode ==
Twist: she had a room with 999,999 Egg Merch
Cake: "Wow, Twist!"
Twist: "Yep. 999,999 Egg Merch. That's a lot, and with this much, I will be crowned the biggest fan of Eggman!"
Candy: "That's cool! We wish we were bigger Eggman fans than you."
Twirl: she laughs "No. You can't be. That's literally impossible. There's only 2 days left 'til that gets announced."
Cookie: "Oh yeah? We can make Egg Merch in our lab!"
Twist: "You're real geniuses, aren't ya?"
Cake: "Yes. Yes we are."
Twist: "Good luck beating us!" she laughs
Prower House Lab
Cake: "OK, girls, we want to have as much Egg Merch as possible so that we can be the biggest Eggman fans in the world. Candy, you're in charge of creating the Egg Merch. I'm responsible for buying them. Cookie, defend the Egg Merch from our parents!"
Candy and Cookie: "Got it!"
Cake: she flies away and goes to the Eggman Empire
Candy: she created an Eggman figurine generator
Cream: she knocks on the door and opens it
Flash: she was outside the Prowers' House "An Eggman hater trying to confiscate all the Egg Merch! This looks like a job for... THE LIGHTNING LADY!" she runs to Cream
Cream: "YOU LIKE EGGMAN? THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! My daughters should not be Eggman fans."
Candy: "It awards us a million Rings, which we can use to sell in order for us to be rich."
Cream: "But you shouldn't throw away your morals."
Cookie: "I heard that. Come on, Mom, let's go outside, I'm showing you something." she brought Cream outdoors "Why don't you get some fresh air?"
Cream: "Because it's my job to take care of you and make sure you're good kids!" she noticed her ears were being pulled by Cookie
Cookie: she ties the ears to a boulder
Cream: she was pulled to the boulder and was hurt
Cookie: she unties Cream's ears and ties them again to a faraway boulder and shows a potion labeled "Strong Ear Potion"
Cream: "I'd love that!"
Cookie: "Then get it!" she used the potion on Cream's ears
Cream: her ears were strong now, but she pulled the boulder her ears used to be stuck to, and she held a sign saying "Bye bye..."
The boulder hit Cream
Cookie: "It's our money! Ours! Ours! Ours!" she ran away
Cream: she ran after Cookie
Cookie: she threw landmines at Cream
Cream: she dodged the landmines, but a landmine on the ground exploded on her and blew up the ground below, sending her flying before landing on the hole the landmine created
Cookie: she fills up the hole with dirt
Cream: "Please no..."
Cookie: she put a flower on the dirt
Cream: she dug out of the dirt "Now look at what you've done."
Cookie: "Will you let us be fans of Eggman?"
Cream: "For the millionth time, NO!"
Flash: she homing attacked Cream "Nothing gets in the way of the Egg Merch confiscator busting adventures of... THE LIGHTNING LADY!"
Cookie: "Hi, Flash!"
Flash: "Flash is not my name. It's LIGHTNING LADY!"
Tails: "Cream! Are you OK?"
Cream: "Yes."
Flash: "Prepare to be shocked by the presence of the Lightning Lady."
Tails: "Not funny, Flash. Calling your parents right now."
Flash: "But do you have the device needed?"
Tails: "Yes." he got out a phone
Flash: she zapped the phone "Overcharged."
Tails: "Uh oh..."
The phone exploded on Tails
Tails: "Oh, snap."
Cookie: she ran to the lab
Candy: she put Eggman heads on the bodies she created with clay "I made 450,000 already!"
Cake: "And look! I got some more mini Badnik figurines. There's 1,000 of them. But all of them depict Eggman as much fatter than usual. Even yours does. We'd keep it that way, anyway, because Eggman being super fat is just chef's kiss."
Cookie: "Great job, though!"
Tails: "Stop your lab work!"
Cake: "Wait a second! I think we could create an Eggman-themed amusement park!"
Tails: "Don't you dare-"
Cake: "Oh, we dare."
Tails: "Don't you dare over here."
Cake: "Then we will dare over there."
Tails: "Don't even dare over there!"
Cake: "We will dare over dare."
Tails: "Don't dare over dare."
Cake: "We will dare over dare over dare. We dare to be over daring to be over creating an Eggman-themed amusement park."
Tails: "Don't you dare to be over daring to be over creating an Eggman-themed amusement park."
Cake: "You should say we shouldn't be over creating an Eggman-themed amusement park."
Tails: "You shouldn't be over creating an Eggman-themed amusement park."
Cake: "OK, then!"
The Prower Sisters ran away to the backyard
Tails: "I got them good." he gasped after realizing he just made them make an Eggman-themed amusement park
The Prower Sisters built an Eggman-themed amusement park
Tails: he growled "Those kids..."
Backyard
Cream: "What are you doing?"
Cake: "Creating an Eggman theme park."
Cream: "Ready yourselves, girls..."
Cookie: "Press this button to make us hate Eggman." she showed a landmine
Cream: "I'm over a gag like that already."
Cookie: she just threw the landmine at Cream
The landmine exploded on her
Cream: her fur was in ashes and was messed up
Cake: "We can like Eggman if we want! It's our choice, it's our freedom of speech, and you can't do anything about it."
Cream: "I won't let you be his fan! He blew up the moon! He tried roboticizing us! He created the Egg Grapes and the Metal Virus! He put billions of lives at risk and millions of lives in graves."
Candy: "So what if we support him? It's not like he's gonna destroy anyone anymore. He lost his competence."
Cream: "But supporting him is the worst kind of hate crime!"
Cookie: "So we aren't the heroes of this story, eh? We need a million rings for 100 million Mobiums. We'll give them all to either you or Dad."
Cream: "I'd-" she sighs
Cookie: "If you don't want a hundred million Mobiums, it's ours."
Cream: "Fine with me. But it should be fine with you too."
Skye: "Listen to yourself, Mom. You're missing out on a hundred million Mobiums, and you're stopping our family from getting that hundred million. And you're disrespecting people's opinions."
Cream: "Liking Eggman is not a respectable opinion. Don't you know what he did to me? He created the Metal Virus, and that traumatized me as a kid!"
Flash: she taps her feet "Here's the number one rule, rabbit. Don't mess with the Lightning Lady."
Cream: "Oh, not this girl again."
Flash: "And not just me, Burning Boy is here too."
Bash: he Cylooped Cream and set her on fire
Cream: she screamed in pain and ran due to the fire
Skye: "I'll save you, Mom!" he ran after Cream
Cream: she ran to the "Warehouse"
Warehouse
Skye chased Cream to the Warehouse
Cream: "Is there any water here?" she said as she ran all over the area
Skye: "It's with me!" he sprayed Cream
Cream: "Phew."
A dynamite was lit
Cream: "Uh oh..."
A mountain of dynamite was revealed
Skye: "I've gotta run!" he ran away from the warehouse
Cream: she ran after Skye, but the door was locked, so instead she tried to spin jump at the window
Flash: she kicked Cream into the warehouse
The mountain of explosives exploded on Cream
Flash: she ran away from the explosives
Cream: she looked burnt
Tails: "Cream! Are you OK?"
Cream: "Ugh..." she fell unconscious
Tails: "At least you tried to play an active role in stopping those kids. Now let's bring you to the hospital."
Cake: she ate a carrot "I wonder if that's gonna be the last we're gonna see of her strict side."
Skye: "I hope so."
Flash: "And it will be due to the presence of... THE LIGHTNING LADY!"
Bash: "And the Burning Boy. I picked that name."
2 Days Later...
Twist: "So how much Egg Merch do you have?"
Twirl: "We have 125,000,000 million."
Cake: "We have 120,000,000 million."
Twist: "Ha! You lose!"
Cake: "And an entire amusement park themed around Eggman."
Twist: she gasps
Cake: "You're losing this one, pal."
Mr. Energy: "And with only 2 contenders for the biggest Eggman fan, it'll be easy to choose, because one was so close to having more merchandise than the other AND built an Eggman amusement park. Cake, Candy, and Cookie, you all win 1,000,000 Rings! Because this is a team effort and you're in the same family."
The crowd cheered for the Prowers
Cake: "That was a hitch."
Flash: "With assistance from... THE LIGHTNING LADY!"
Candy: "We get it! We get it! You're Flash, but you love to be called the Lightning Lady."
Flash: "Fine, fine, I just loved an alter-ego."
Cookie: "And Bash loves it too. Wait, how did you get the clothes?"
Flash: "Smash made them. She has knowledge on how to make clothes."
Cake: "He's the best boss fight of all time!"
Candy: "His weapons are great, his base is cool, so are his traps."
Cookie: "Which is why we think he is the best Robot Lord in Giga Man."
The crowd stopped cheering
Cream: in the hospital "Wait, what?"
Cookie: "Did you think we were gonna be fans of Eggman? We were fans of Egg Man from Giga Man 2. He's the best Robot Lord in the entire series."
Cake: "Yep. The one with blue glasses, a fake brown mustache, and a gun that shoots eggs."
Candy: "Well, of course, since Eggman is now a laughing stock, the producers of that game couldn't help but get a laugh out of making him a Robot Lord in just the second game in Giga Man."
Cookie: "Please fight him first when you play Giga Man 2, his stage is the easiest and is the weakest to the default Giga Buster weapon. Unlocking him will give you the Egg Bomb, one of the most powerful weapons in the game, because it can demolish most enemies in one hit."
Twist: "Well, then that means the rings are ours, right?"
Mr. Energy: "Well..."
Rose Household
A mailman gave Amy an envelope
Amy: "What is it?" she opens the envelope "Wow! 1,000,000 Rings for being... the biggest fan of Eggman in all of Mobius, Miss Flash Rose." she was mad at Flash "FLASH!"
Flash: "Evil Egg Merch confiscator afoot. This looks like a job for... THE LIGHTNING LADY!"
Amy: "Or should I say..." she takes off Flash's alter-ego clothes "FLASH ROSE THE HEDGEHOG?"
Flash: "OK, what can I say? We're rich now. You can now invest money into making more Chao Gardens, because we can sell 1,000,000 Rings for 100,000,000 Mobiums."
Amy: "You did this for me? You're grounded for 1 week!"
Flash: "Why?"
Amy: she hugs Flash "It would've been a month if this wasn't out of selflessness. Thank you so much, there was a decline in Chao Gardens around the world. But I can't fathom my children being big fans of Eggman, so no video games for a month."
Flash: "Aww..."
Sonic: "Well, good try on your first big act of heroism in a long while, though. Too bad you made a questionable decision to do that act of heroism."
Flash: "I just want to prove to you that I can be nice after all. Also, here's the money I got from being The Lightning Lady." she gave Sonic 1,000 Mobiums "A lot was expected from me, so a lot I do."
The End!
== Giga Man 2: Egg Man Boss Fight ==
Giga Man: he went to Egg Man's arena
Egg Man: he shot eggs at Giga Man
Giga Man: he jumped over the eggs and the shell fragments they split into then shot behind Egg Man
Egg Man: he jumped over Giga Man and shot eggs at him
Giga Man: he dodged the eggs and their fragments and kept shooting at Egg Man
Egg Man: he exploded
You Got: Eggs N' Fragments
Giga Man: he shot an egg that split into fragments and a yolk that climbed up walls
The End!
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