Fanter

Fanter is a popular "carbonated" drink, having a characteristic citrussy taste and orange color. It contains water, orange juice and is infused with floppium octasulfide1, FuS8, at a pressure of 9.5 psi.
Fanter is owned by the Corke Cola company, and was created by Sogga's great great Grandfather, Harding Glopnar. 
==Side effects==
Commonly reported side effects are:
*Shifting in and out of existence;
*Instant vaporization;
*Unexpected astral projection;
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*Dimension hopping;
*Irreality
*Noclipping;
*Elongated Ears
*Homosexual tendencies
*Sexual tendencies2
*Cannibalistic tendencies
*Bougar worship
*Fates worse than death
*Seizures
*Tummy aches
*Becoming racist
*Spontaneous shitting
*Screaming "Fanter!"
*A little trolling
*Ass Enlargement3
*Becoming an FCP
*All of the above, all at once. (Except instant vaporization)
*Spontaneous death
==Footnotes==
1Floppium Octasulfide, despite the name. shares no similarities to the chemical structure of Floppium. 
2Just in general.
3Fun fact, Fanter is how Floppa's ass became so big!
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