A Magical Adventures of Musical Wonderland/Transcript

==Part 1: Opening/Rehearsal and Pre-Production==
(The Universal Pictures logo appears.) 
(In loving memory of Carol June Thames.)
(Universal Pictures presents A Magical Adventures of Musical Wonderland.)
== Part 2: Hubba Hubba hear the sound of piano ==
The tones of another saxophone reach through the bedroom window.
Hubba Hubba: ``Gotta find that racket,'' says Hubba Hubba. cross the street of Brooklyn, up the ladder. He treks through Brooklyn, locating another musician sitting on the Brooklyn rooftops. 
Hubba Hubba: Ah, Charming
Willowreed: Oh, it's a little tune that I call ``Furrine Elise''.
Judith Willowreed tutors the fine art of the piano to Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba on Brooklyn roof.
 
Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba: [improvises]
Juidth Willowreed: Now now now, low B flat.
Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba: [jams down low]
Judith Willowreed: Okay, You Two. Altissimo register.
Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba: [another wild riff]
Willowreed: [applauding] Very nice, very nice. I once ruptured myself
doing that.
Hubba Hubba: I suppose I should go to one, but I've got enough pain
in my life as it is.
 
Willowreed adds, ``I have problems too.'' Willowreed responds, ``Well I can't help you kid. I'm just a terrific horn player with tones of soul, but I can jam widcha.
Madeline Willowreed and Hubba Hubba: '' Okay.''
Hubba Hubba: Oh, I'm so lonely,
 Since my baby left me.
 She got no money,
 And nothing is free.
 Oh, I've been so alone
 Since the day I was born.
 All I got is this rusty,
 This rusty old horn.
 Madeline: I got a nice mother.
 She loves me everyday.
 And this morning my own brother,
 He Gave my last cupcake away.
 My Dad acts like he belongs,
 He know what to do. I’m nicest girl at the age 10 too
But none of this makes Madeline feel any better.
 
The Blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making other people feel <worse>, and making a few bucks while you're at it.
== Part 3: News ==
Todd Fisher as Man On Television: There Are Varying Opinions All Through The West On This Subject, However, Most Agree Congress Will Make Up Its Mind About That Sometime Next Year in 2005. Now, The Weather. It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood. A Beautiful Day For A Neighbor. Would You Be Mine? More On That Later. This News Just In Concerning A Blue Runaway. The Runaway's An Hoob Who Answers To The Name Hubba Hubba.
Harry Duck: Did You Say Hubba Hubba?
Todd Fisher as Man On Television: That's Right, Hubba Hubba. He Left His Theater In Times Square, Last Night And Is Reportedly Heading East For A Place Called Time Square.
(Anna Rodriguez turns off TV)
Anna Rodriguez: To the Mousekadoer, everybody!
Anna Rodriguez: Mousker hey, mousker hi, mousker ho!
Mousker ready, mousker set, here we go!
You're a thinking and a solving working through-er!
Mousker me, mousker you, Mouskadoer!
Mousker me, mousker you, Mouskadoer!
Anna Rodriguez and background singers: Oh Toodles, it's time to get to it!
Anna Rodriguez: Ha ha!
Anna Rodriguez and background singers: Show us the mouskatools to help us do it!
Anna Rodriguez: Meeska... Mooska... MOUSKADOER!
Anna Rodriguez and background singers: Mouskatools, mouskatools, mouskatools!
Background singers: Here are your mouskatools!
Anna Rodriguez: a Sticky Tape, ooh
Roma Hooba: Gold Keys, cool ways, huh?
Iver Hoob: A Bubble Machine, Hoobacious
Megan Mullally: A Magnifying Glass, Wow
Anna Rodriguez: And the mystery mouskatool. That's a surprise tool that can help us later.
Anna Rodriguez and background singers: Toodles has the tools, the mouskatools,
So when we need him, Toodles will bring 'em!
Anna Rodriguez: He's here for meedles and youdles, haha!
And (with background singers) all we have to say is "Oh Toodles."
All we have to say is "Oh Toodles!"
Anna Rodriguez: Aha!
== Part 4: Jazz Club ==
== Part 5: Dance Studio ==
== Part 6: Judith and Hubba Hubba ==
== Part 7: Hubba Hubba is Home Sick (Dances to cheer himself) ==
== Part 8: Hubba Hubba Had a Great Adventure ==
== Part 9: The Show ==
Twang: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know
Timp: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow
Tootle: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow
Twang: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low
Timp: Even with the turkey that you know will fold You may be stranded out in the cold
Tootle: Still you wouldn’t change it for a stack of gold
The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show
Timp: Now let’s get this over with.
Twang: Okay, Timp.
Tootle: The Streamers, The Balloons, Confetti and Gifts. The Festivals you really love them so.
Timp: The Streamers, The Balloons, Confetti and Gifts. The Parties you really love them so.
Twang: You love the day when actually you’re born, You’re mother can really blow her horn.
The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know
Tootle: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow
Timp: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow
The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People that you don’t run out of dough
Twang: Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose there’s no attack
Timp: Where could you get money that you don’t give back?
The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show
Tootle: We’re not finish yet.
Twang: The Jugglers, The Sideshows, Ringmaster and You. The roustabouts that move the show at down
Tootle: The music, the spotlight, the people, the towns. the thrill of that applause when you go on
Timp: You’re standing out in front on opening night and there’s your billing right up there in lights 
The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know
Twang: Traveling through the country is so thrilling
Timp: Standing out in front on opening nights
Tootle: Smiling as you watch the theater filling and see your billing up there in lights (in lights)
The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low Yesterday they told you, you would not go far That night you open and there you are, Next day on your dressing room they’ve hung a star Let's Go On With a show, Let's Go…… On With a… Show!
(crowd applause and The Motorettes bow for them).