Stephanie Stratos

thumb|330x330px|"Read That Sexy Fanfic" by Stephanie Stratos
Stephanie is one of the OG Potterotics (Member #12, not that she's bragging ;)) and is a regular face around the Potterotics FB group. She has even serenaded us with her own version of Wild Cherry's "Play that Funky Music", "Read that Sexy Fanfic".
== Contributions ==
* Read that Sexy Fanfic song
* Do You Even Leviosa? founder/admin
* This is Me Cover
* Love is a Locked Door song
== Shout Outs! ==
* Q08E01 - The Hot and Sexy Loving - The Golden Threesome play her Read That Sexy Fanfic voicemail.
* Q08E02 - Dela Dela Bills, Y'all
* Q13E01 - Bludger? I Hardly Know Her!
* S07E01: CAUTION: Grinding Starts Forest Fires
== Read That Sexy Fanfic Lyrics ==
I’ve been forever single
Never had it on the reg
I never had a man of own
just a lot of one night stands.
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I always feel so horny
need a way to relieve that itch
and I decided quickly, yes I did
to search for harry potter sex
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And I was desperate, and lonely, and oh so horny
and just when, it hit me, I pressed play on the pod and said
read that sexy fanfic you guys
will Minerva make a cameo?
read that sexy fanfic you guys!
Allie and Lindsay and Danny readin that fanfic tonight! Girls night!
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I tried to tell my friends
They thought that I was out of my mind
They said “Harry Potter is for kids”
But I said just give it a try.
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And now they are obsessed
with Snape’s erogenous zones
I’m fucking Snape in my mind
But if it’s not him its Dramione for me
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There’s been a Hinny, a Ronsy, a cock critiquing Drarry,
the mauraders, in a thruple
fingering each others buttholes, screaming
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read that sexy fanfic you guys
Panic about Hermione’s age!
read that sexy fanfic you guys,
Plughorn is fucking McGonagall in the butt! Wands Up!
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