Reading The Lightning Thief (Remake)

This is a remake of Reading The Lightning Thief (with Two Earths).
==Note==
*Percy is now shy and Thalia is mischievous.
*Luke is now a good guy and Annabeth is having guilt of breaking Percy's heart.
*Percy and Annabeth broke up because she made out with Luke but he's forgiven them and they are on good terms.
*Apollo and Artemis adopted Percy after Poseidon coldly disowned him.
*The Hunt sees Percy as their little brother.
*Leo and Piper started dating, which Jason doesn't mind.
*Percy is now a little kid, much to the girls' excitement.
*Everyone thinks Percy is not fine with Luke and Annabeth but he actually is and doesn't mind at all.
==Prologue==
At an unknown location, Percy is sitting on the grass and watching the sunset as he shed tears at every betrayal that he's suffered from. He couldn't let anyone know where he's at, not even his true friends and family. However, God came to him and requested something, which he accepts.
At Camp Half-Blood, many of them miss Percy. Annabeth was crying over what happened between her and Percy but Luke is comforting her and also feels regret as well. They were then summoned by a light.
At the Hunt's camp, Thalia misses Percy and the Hunt is trying to cheer her up until the light summons them.
On Olympus, the gods are arguing about Percy's fate while Apollo and Artemis were annoyed and wishes they can retire for their kid Percy. Same with Hermes and Athena as well as Hephaestus and Aphrodite.
Then a flash appears and out comes Percy, Thalia, Luke, Annabeth, Leo, Piper, Jason, Reyna, Frank, Hazel, Nico, and Will.
However, Percy is now a 4-year-old kid, making the girls smile at him.
Apollo and Artemis were happy to see him.
He went and hugged them, which they returned.
The Hunt cheerfully hugged Percy, which he returned.
They then made introductions.
"I'm Percy Jackson, son of Apollo and Artemis." said a shy Percy, making Apollo and Artemis smile with pride.
"I'm Thalia Grace, daughter of Apollo and Artemis. I'm also the older sister and girlfriend of Percy Jackson." said a smirking Thalia, winking at a blushing Percy.
"I'm Luke Castellan, son of Hermes and Athena." said a nervous Luke, showing remorse for his crimes and for stealing Annabeth.
"I'm Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena and Hermes. I'm also the younger sister and girlfriend of Luke Castellan." said a respectful Annabeth, worried about how Percy is reacting.
The others introduced themselves and revealed their adoptive parents but Percy seems happy for Luke and Annabeth, making the couple and everyone get worried.
'There is no way that he can be happy for us.' thought the worried Luke and Annabeth, both feeling remorse for having an affair.
Aphrodite still glared at the couple for breaking Percy's heart and was worried for Percy's health.
The Hunt were also angry at the cheating couple and are worried that Percy is hiding his pain.
A book then appears and they will be reading "Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief", which is read through Percy's point of view.
Their reader is God from the Bible, much to Zeus' discomfort.
==Chapter 1: I Accidentally Vaporize My Math Teacher==
When they read that title, everyone turned to a shy Percy.
"Percy, how did you accidentally vaporize a math teacher?" asked a curious Apollo.
Percy gave a look to God for help.
The sympathetic creator decided to read.
(Look, I didn't want to be a demi-god.)
"So do all of us." said an annoyed Thalia and the Demigods but Percy doesn't say anything.
The good Olympian Gods felt bad for them.
(If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.)
Thalia sighed and hugged her little bro in comfort but he assures them that he's fine.
(Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.)
"I know what that is like." said a sad Bianca.
"Yeah, dying is not fun." said an agreeing Charles.
Luke, Zoe, and others that have died all nod in agreement.
(If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fiction. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.)
"So do we." said the upset demigods.
Artemis was mostly worried for Percy because when she adopted him, she might've became overprotective.
Apollo didn't blame her since he too likes Percy.
(But if you recognize yourself in these pages, if you feel something stirring inside- stop reading immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too and they'll come for you.)
Everyone nods at the advice.
The other people are listening well.
(Don't say I didn't warn you.)
"Okay, you didn't warn-" said a joking Ares but gets interrupted when Apollo stomps on his foot in irritation.
Percy gives Apollo a grateful look for that, which was received with a thumb up.
Clarisse would've also joked too but wisely kept her mouth shut, especially when she saw the threatening look from Thalia.
(My name is Percy Jackson.)
"No, I'm Percy. You're God." said a joking Percy, trying to lighten the mood up.
It worked and a few people laugh at this.
Even the bullies and bad people laugh, admitting that the kid's funny.
(I'm twelve years old.)
"Wait, he was twelve during his first time as a hero?" asked a shocked Jason, not liking how a child is brought into a war.
"Yes, he was." said a sad God, not liking how children are brought into war.
(Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled teens in upstate New York.)
Percy groaned, not liking that school because of their dislike for him.
Grover and Chiron also groaned, understanding how Percy feels.
(Am I a troubled kid?)
"Yes." said the rude corrupt heroes.
Everyone glared at them.
Perseus and Theseus were disappointed in Hercules and Orion.
Hermes and his children were disappointed in Chris for his new cruelty.
Luke scowled at Lucas in hatred for being evil and cruel.
Apollo and Artemis were angry at this.
However, Percy could care less.
God was sad about Percy not defending himself but won't rush him.
(Yeah. You could say that.)
They didn't like how he agreed with that.
Clarisse smirked because she believes that Percy is meant to serve them.
Gaia was even worried about her great great grandson, having decided to call him that after Apollo and Artemis adopted him.
However, Percy made a comeback.
"I know, I really am troubled but I'm everyone's troubled boy." said a smiling Percy.
The nice people laughed at that.
God chuckled fondly at the boy's sense of humor.
(I can start at any point in my short miserable life to prove it but things really started to go bad last May, when our sixth grade class field trip to Manhattan. Twenty-eight mental case kids and two teachers on a yellow school bus, heading to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to look at ancient Greek and Roman stuff.)
"That sounds like fun." said a happy Athena, much to her children's agreement.
"Are you kidding? That sounds like torture." said an annoyed Poseidon, earning a glare from her.
(I know. It sounds like torture.)
Percy felt bad for that but Athena forgave him.
Annabeth also didn't care about that comment.
(Most Yancy fields were. But Mr. Brunner, our Latin teacher, was leading this trip, so I had hopes.)
Chiron was glad that Percy had hope for him.
(Mr. Brunner was this middle-aged guy in a motorized wheelchair. He had thinning hair and a scruffy beard and a frayed tweed jacket which always smelled like coffee.)
Chiron chuckled at the description and agreed with it, not feeling offended at all.
"Wait, that's you?" asked a shocked Perseus.
"Yes, indeed. The wheelchair is my disguise." said a nodding Chiron.
(You wouldn't think he be cool but he told stories and jokes and let us play games in his class.)
Percy was always grateful to have him in the class.
The teachers were glad that Percy is at least studying.
(He also has this awesome collection of Roman armor and weapons. So he was the only teacher whose class didn't put me to sleep.)
Athena also calmed down from that, now knowing that not every student likes school because of the hard work and having to wake up tired.
"Can't blame him since some teachers are not liking nor helping him." said a sympathetic Jason.
(I hoped the trip would be okay. At least, I hoped that for once I wouldn't get in trouble.)
"Not gonna happen." said a deadpanned Luke, knowing that trouble is gonna start.
(Boy, was I wrong.)
"Told ya." said a smiling Luke.
No one wanted to tell him that they weren't disagreeing with him.
Percy admits that hoping to not have trouble wouldn't work.
(See, things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this incident with the Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus but of course I got expelled anyway.)
Everyone laughed at this.
"What were you aiming for?" asked a laughing Luke.
"A bunch of sexist and racist bullies." said a grinning Percy.
The Hunt were proud of him for that.
Artemis laughed proudly and hugged her little hunter as he laughed in her embrace.
Every male flinched at seeing Artemis encourage this.
(And before that, at my fourth-grade school, when we took a behind the scenes tour of the Marine World shark pool, I sort of hit the wrong lever on the catwalk and our class took an unplanned swim.)
Everyone were on the ground laughing while Percy blushed.
"Okay, that one was an accident. I was trying to find the light switch." said a blushing Percy.
(And the time before that...Well, you get the idea.)
Everyone groaned in disappointment but Percy sighed.
"I'll tell you more later." said an exhausted Percy, being about done with their shenanigans.
(This trip, I was determined to be good.)
"I doubt it." said a rude Clarisse.
Percy doesn't even defend himself but is not giving her the satisfaction.
God was not liking how others are being rude but has to respect Percy's decision and let him handle it.
(All the way into the city, I put up with Nancy Bobofit, the freckled, redhead kelptomanic,)
"More like Nancy Boba Fett." said a joking Percy.
Everyone laughed again at this joke.
(hitting my best friend Grover in the back of the head with chucks of peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich.)
Those who know Grover are angry but also groaned in disgust at the food.
"Who would eat that?" asked a disgusted Artemis.
"You're seriously asking that?" asked a confused Apollo.
She thought about it and realized how stupid that question is.
However, Percy looked down because him and Grover haven't talked in a while.
(Grover was an easy target. He was scrawny. He cried when he got frustrated. He must've been held back several grades because he was the only sixth grader with acne and the start of a wispy beard on his chin.)
Grover was not liking his description but does feel bad for not being a good friend lately.
"Sorry Grover." said a sheepish Percy.
(On top of that, he was crippled. He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular decease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.)
"GROVER!" yelled the annoyed campers but Percy defended him.
"Don't blame him, all satyrs probably do that too." said a reasoning Percy.
Grover was grateful for the defense.
The satyrs agreed that they also like enchiladas and would've ran to it.
Artemis would've committed about men and boys but makes an exception to this since Grover was hungry and it might be hard for satyrs in their disguises. Plus, the school didn't gossip about it.
(Anyway, Nancy Bobofit was throwing wads of sandwich that stuck in his curly brown hair, and she knew I couldn't do anything back because I was already on probation.)
"I still don't know what I did to anger them." said a confused Percy.
Annabeth rolled her eyes in annoyance, not believing him.
(The headmaster threatened me with death)
Before they could get defensive, Percy calmed them down.
(by in-school suspension.)
"Oh." said the now calmed down people, feeling embarrassed for overreacting.
"Sorry for overreacting." said a sheepish Leo.
"It's alright." said a forgiving God, understanding them.
(If anything bad, embarrassing, or even mildly entertaining happened on trip.)
"Well that's fun." said a sarcastic Luke.
("I'm going to kill her." I mumbled.)
"DO IT!" yelled a cheering Ares and Clarisse.
Everyone sighed at this.
(Grover tried to calm me down, "It's okay. I like peanut butter.")
"Yeah but in your hair?" asked a very confused Apollo.
"Idiot." muttered an annoyed Thalia but a spanking noise is heard and she covered her mouth to block her shrieking.
Artemis spanked her for insulting Apollo.
(He dodged another piece of Nancy's lunch. "That's it." I started to get up but Grover pulled me back to my seat.)
"Awe man." said a disappointed Ares and Clarisse.
("You're already on probation." he reminded me. "You know who'll get blamed if anything happens.")
"He's right Percy." said an angry Apollo, not liking the favoritism.
Percy didn't say anything, knowing that sometimes bullies get away with things because of favoritism.
Artemis didn't like how bullies like Lukas, Annabelle, Chris, Clarisse, this Nancy girl, and others are getting away with things because of favoritism.
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