The "Adorable" Couple of Sonic and Twilight

The "Adorable" Couple of Sonic and Twilight is a scrapped episode of The Extremely Regular Show.
==Summary==
Twilight Sparkle likes Sonic, but Sonic only likes her as a friend.
==Transcript==
*(After that kiss on the cheek a few weeks ago in the last episode), Twilight has been all over Sonic lately.)
*Mordecai: So, what are you doing now?
*Tails: Hello are you Mordecai?
*Mordecai: Yes. who are you?
*Tails: I'm Tails.
*Mordecai: Sonic's best buddy?
*Tails: Yeah. Where IS Sonic, anyway?
*Mordecai: Getting himself raped.
*Tails: It's Sonic and Wendy now, huh?
*Mordecai: And it happened out of the blue. Oh, by the way Twilight likes Sonic. Sonic likes her as a friend.
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*(Scene switches to Sonic pushing Twilight off of him.)
*Sonic: GET OFF, TWILIGHT!
*Wendy: Just one kiss?
*Sonic: NO! Tails! Mordecai! Anybody! HELP!
*(Knuckles grabs Sonic and teleports to the park)
*Knuckles: Hey, Sonic.
*Sonic: Knuckles it's good to see you again.
*Tails: Hey, Knuckles.
*Knuckles: Tails.
*Mordecai: So, Knuckles, what are you doing here?
*Knuckles: I heard all the noise at the Green Hill Zone.
*Sonic: That was me. Twilight is SO close to me now.
*Knuckles: Kiss on the cheek?
*Sonic: How did you know?
*Knuckles: Morty Smith told me.
*Sonic: Who is Morty Smith?
*Mordecai: Doesn't matter. We need to get to the garage.
*(At the Garage)
*Mordecai: He is Morty's Grandfather. The Memory Gun is here.
*Sonic: Memory Gun? I remember this thing! Remember Mordecai?
*Mordecai: Very well.
*Sonic: What are we using it for now?
*Mordecai: To get Twilight and Flash's memories back to Twilight and Flash.
*Tails: Yeah.
*Sonic: You're right. To get Twilight off of me? If we get Twilight and Flash's memories back, they'll have sex again. And it's really disturbing.
*Tails: Sonic, you're the one that walked in on it.
*Sonic: S-Shut up, Tails.
*Mordecai: I'll call Rick and Morty about this.
*(At Smith Residence)
*Morty Smith: Hey, Mordecai.
*Rick Sanchez: What's up?
*Mordecai: Hey Rick, Morty. We might need your help again. It's about the Memory Guns. We're trying to erase Twilight and Flash's memories.
*Rick Sanchez: I thought they weren't a couple
*Mordecai: Wendy is on Sonic now.
*Morty Smith: Oh.... Let's go.
*(1 minute later)
*Rick Sanchez: We're here.
*Sonic: Ok. Where is Twilight? Oh, she's at her castle.
*(So they teleported to Castle of Friendship, and sure enough, Twilight Sparkle was still there, sleeping.)
*Sonic: (whisper) Ok, you guys have to be very quiet.
*Mordecai: (whisper) Got it. I'll give her some ear plugs on her ears.
*(Mordecai puts on Twilight'ear plugs on)
*Sonic: (Whisper) Good work.
*Mordecai:(Whisper) On your command?
*Sonic: (whisper) Yeah. Tails is it ready?
*Tails: (whisper) Ready.
*Knuckles: (whisper) Sleeping gas is filled in case she wakes up.
*Morty Smith: (whisper) They don't we're here. Okay let's give Twilight and Flash's memories back to Twilight and Flash.
*Rick Sanchez: (whisper) Right.
*Sonic:(whisper) Annnnd, NOW!
*(So they fired the Eraser 9000, and Twilight got her memories back)
*Mordecai: (whisper) Now Crystal Empire.
*(They teleport to Crystal Empire, and sure enough, Flash Sentry was still there, sleeping.)
*(They repeated the same process they did at Castle of Friendship, and Flash Sentry got his memories back too.)
*Knuckles: What now?
*Mordecai: We bring Twilight here.
*(So they got Twilight to go to Crystal Empire, and Twilight and Flash kissed.)
*Sonic: Good times. I actually kind of missed their relationship.
*Mordecai: Wanna grab some lunch, Sonic?
*Sonic: Sure.
*(At Cheezers)
*(Mordecai, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith are sitting at a table eating Grilled Cheese Sandwiches)
*Sonic: Hmm!
*Knuckles: Fantastic!
*Mordecai: I told ya. How good is this?
*Tails: Good.
*Ben Tennyson: How good?
*Rook Blonko: Very good.
*Knuckles: I know it.
*Sonic: Hey Tails, Knuckles, Rick, Morty and Mordecai. Wanna hang out in the Green Hill Zone after this?
*Knuckles, Tails, and Mordecai: Sure.
*[episode ends]
==Trivia==
*This episode was scrapped due to bad writing.
*This is Tails and Knuckles' first time appearing in the storyline.
*This episode takes place before The Mega Season Finale.
==Gallery==
396560.png|Flash Sentry and Twilight Sparkle Kiss
Category:Episodes
Category:Crossovers