Fan Service 2/Transcript

==Transcript==
(The intro plays. Cut to outside of Eddsworld Studios, which is having the logo repainted. Below it, a paper banner reading "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT" can be seen. Another line can be seen below, reading "try our garlic fries!".)
(A frame from Fan Service 1 can be seen, then zoomed out. It's just a picture. To the right of it, a calendar that reads "March 2016".)
(The door creeks open, and the light switch flicks on. Matt's arm reaches on screen, ripping off the front of the calendar to reveal "August 2020" in its place.)
(The camera then cuts back to him as he sips from his "Don't MUG me" mug, tossing the paper behind his back. He sighs, then stretches.)
Matt: Time to get back to work.
(He rushes over to a similar desk to the one from Fan Service 1. Tommee Bear can be seen sat to the left. He spins the chair around and opens the laptop.)
Emails!
(He looks down to the screen, noticing that there are a whopping 121898 emails waiting for him. He sits down, cracks his knuckles, then begins reading.)
Why did Tord go this tiiime...
(He squints, looking at a very poorly worded list of emails.)
When is the next Eddisode, is Eddsworld really over...
(Suddenly, he perks up.)
Animation idea!
C-lick!
(He clicks on the bottom email, Animation Idea, which is a bit less poorly worded on the inside, but still not the most grammatically correct.)
Dear Eddsworld crew, I wrote an Eddsworld fan fiction. It took me all year, but I'm really proud of it. I even think it could make a good episode. Let me know what you think...
All right, let's see what we got here.
(He clicks a file, containing the fanfiction, and begins reading.)
Edd and Matt are hanging out on the sofa, there is an advert for bacon cola on tv.
(This makes him chuckle to himself.)
Tom walks in and takes off his...
(He pauses, looking down in shock.)
...oh. Oh dear.
(A montage of Matt continuing to read the fanfic and being disgusted by the contents begins playing. In the background, the song Libiamo ne' lieti calici can be heard. As the subtitles say, it's a really intense and joyful piece of operatic music that keeps building up as Matt continues staring at the screen, now shivering.)
(He sits below the desk, peering up briefly.)
Oh!
(He pops back down.)
Ouurgh...!
(He hides behind the chair, gasping. Then he can be seen, wrapped up in blankets, still shivering and still continuing to read on, despite the disgust.)
(The camera begins fading from right to left, with Matt crying...)
Why?
(...and back from the left to the right, with his eyes turning red.)
My eyes!
(Then it fades from right to left again, where Matt can be seen vomiting into a bucket. Very chunky vomit, as described by the subtitles.)
(Back from left to right, Matt can be seen getting visibly frustrated with the fanfic.)
In the face..?! WHY THE FACE?! That-!
(The camera pans towards Matt's face from below.)
Ohhhhh noooo...!
(Cut back to the normal view, where Matt continues to grow annoyed with the fanfic.)
It's like you don't even know the characters!
(Matt stares down in shock as the camera gradually zooms in towards his face again during the final line.)
Upside down? With a bungee cord? Where did the LLAMA come from?!
(At this point, Matt seems more concerned than anything.)
I don't think I can hold my breath that long. I don't think anyone can..!
(The music cuts out, and Matt finally seems to be calm...)
Well at least they put Tommee bear in there.
(...until he realises where Tommee Bear has been "put".)
...WAY in there...
(The camera cuts to directly in front of Matt. He is shaking, pouring tea from a flask into his mug, and seems relieved...)
The... End.
(...foooor all of two seconds, when he notices that the story ends on a cliffhanger.)
Question mark? P.S... I attached some art?!
(His eyes bloodshot and his hair messy, Matt makes the mistake of clicking on the art's .jpeg file.)
(A ringing sound slowly engulfs the video as Matt stares intensely at the screen. His voice seems to have lost all emotion by this point.)
...I know now what must be done.
(Matt proceeds to jump out of a window as the music climaxes, falling to his "death". The scene then cuts to his tombstone, which reads "Here lies Matt", along with the epitaph, "I Hate This Job". Roll credits as the music restarts.)
(Post-credits, some bold white text flashes on screen, saying "WE'RE BACK". The video then ends.)
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