Captain 0

Captain 0 is a disgusting capitalist pig who takes pride in hating on UnBarney because he simply won't admit that we're better and will defend the capitalist AF UnAnything with his life saying that UA is superior with a water bottle shoved so far up his nonexistent ass it exited through his mouth. His country sleeps in sleeping bags that are actually body bags, they have to survive on Un$1 a week drinking coffee that's actually snow. Many people die every day due to the evil government not doing anything about the danger and making their citizens get drunk on propaganda that defames us, they always say that what we say is not true. Very bold words from a country we nuked in 146. It’s not like they scare us or anything. We could just wipe them off the map if we wanted to!
Captain 0 was made on a evil capitalist device called a "Chromebook" which is far inferior to UnBarney, inc.'s glorious communist utopia Silverbook which run's Nudle's glorious OS "BloadOS" named after our glorious web browser. We don't use capitalist American "Windows" or "MacOS" on high end computers but we use communist utopia "yellow_sickleOS". 
Computer lesson out of the way, Captain 0 is an AI devoted on spreading the evil ideology of capitalism onto everyone.