Help Wanted (Spongemaron)

==Patrick's Story==
Patrick wakes up after hearing a very loud alarm clock. He then screams in horror, "I'm sorry, I didn't know the seanut brittle was yours!" He stares at the alarm clock and screams. "Oh, please, don't report me." Patrick hears SpongeBob yelling "I'm ready, I'm ready!" Patrick says in a horrified tone "uh, does this mean that SpongeBob is with the cops?" He walks out of his rock as SpongeBob is walking towards the Krusty Krab, but walks away and Patrick jumps out. The prep talk scene goes on, and Patrick goes back inside his house. Patrick is afraid of what he thinks is the alarm clock threatening him, but he tries to live his day out normally. In the noon, Patrick gets hungry and goes to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty, which he thinks about "sharing" it with his alarm clock. His story ends with SpongeBob flinging Krabby Patties everywhere, hitting Patrick in the face and Squidward saying, "Mr. Krabs, look at your new employee!"
==Squidward's Story==
Squidward wakes up to watch Fab and Fancy as he says "time to enrich my otherwise miserable morning with culture." However, in the middle of the show, he hears an alarm clock that has to note that says "you have to purposely ruin your life today in order to keep a job." He hears SpongeBob yelling "I'm ready," immediately after this and says, "uh, my life is ruined." Vexed, Squidward walks out of his to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs says, "Mr. Squidward, what are you standing around for we're losing money like crazy!" Squidward notices a graffiiti on the window that says "Krusty Krab iz overprized." Squidward says, "what kind of cultureless moron spells "iz" like that?" Mr. Krabs tells Squidward to wash the graffiti off, who then notices SpongeBob walking in, applying for a job.
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