HHW Sus S1 Ep.1 "The Body"

===Characters===
======In order of Appearance======
Narrator- A mysterious person that likes to narrate
Lars- a person that doesn't like descriptions
Chris- a crackhead
Paci- another crackhead
SDT- a meth user
StrawberryMaster (SM)- The supreme leader of HHW
Gied- a lawyer
TM- keyboard stroke king
Default- your neighborhood default
Blackford- not a white chevy
Caleb- a caleb
Unknown- I mean they're called unknown for a reason
==="The Body"===
====Scene: The HHW casual place====
Narrator: Once upon a time there was a land called HHW. All the residents from there are absolutely insane. There is not a single sane person in sight.
Lars: Hey now I’m pretty sane come on.
Narrator: Lars-
Narrator: I swear to god get out of here. This is the introduction of HHW sus and you’re just being dum.
Narrator: As I was saying, coughs loudly not a single sane person in sight. As you can see, HHW is just bound to have some wacky stuff go down. Now we enter a scene where already, no one knows what the hell is happening.
Chris: PAPA
Paci: WH-
Paci: I-
SDT: I swear to god Paci complete your goddamn sentences
Paci: SOB
StrawberryMaster: some of these people are just kind of insane shrugs
Lars: Yes I am sane too.
Gied: imagine being an Estonian
Gied: the pinnacle of insanity
TM: helneo nflewo hhwe issuers
TM: oops I eman woefkjowew
TM: i ame dyinewew
TM: Stroke
Lars: lovely contribution to the conversation
Paci: TM are you okay???
SDT: Paula Dean will eat your grandchildren
Paci: SDT Wh-
Default: Alright I’m going to leave and go somewhere else, you guys are high
SM: Default!
SM: Goodbye.
Blackford: Henlo people
TM: Hello white chevy
Blackford: TM no im black ford
TM: plendnf
TM: It’s crackhead hours
SM: Crackhead hours do not exist
TM: SM
TM: ShhhHhhHhhhhh
SDT: My meth dealer is here I gotta dip
Blackford: have fun
TM: can I have some?
Paci: TM you’re not okay
SM: we need better people in HHW
Chris: Don’t look at what I’m listening to.
Lars: WAP Trump
TM: LOL
Paci: WHY
TM: Guess what I’m now listening to WAP parodies lol
Caleb: omg y’all are nasty
TM: yesss
TM: anyway gn folks I gotta head out, gn
Blackford: gn TM
Paci: I have school and wioenowane so goodbye
Lars: Goodbye Paci
====Scene: Default's house====
Narrator: As the night continues, the HHW residents at the casual place disperse, until all of them have headed home. Unbeknownst to them, a serious crime is taking place somewhere in HHW. We descend upon the crime scene as it happens
Default: it is nice to be back home im go sleep now.
Unknown: taps on the window
Default: Well that is odd. Maybe I should ignore it.
Unknown: Hello Default. I'm here to kill you!
Default: What? Who are you? What are you doing here?
Unknown: takes off ski mask
Default: gasps YOU!
==== Scene: HHW casual place the next day ====
SM: Goodmorning everyone
Lars: gm sm
Paci: hello
Caleb: good morning everyone
TM: goenem morening
TM: goodm morening
TM: good morenign
TM: I cant
Paci: TM-
Paci: you need help
Lars: stroke
Gied: Good Morning America
Lars: This isn't America this is HHW
Gied: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT
Lars: Gied
Lars: shhhhhhhhhhh
Blackford: lol
SM: Well HHW users are just swell.
SM: Anyway where are SDT and Default?
Caleb: I believe that they are still at home sleeping? Idk
SM: Will someone wake them?
Caleb: I'll go get Default
TM: Illgo wgnwetn
TM: I lgoe nwget sdrt
TM: Ill get sdt
SM: That settles it then
Narrator: TM and Caleb head to get Default and SDT. Upon arriving at SDT's house TM enters to find the place in disarray. 
==== Scene: SDT's house ====
TM: SDT wake tf up!
SDT: ewlknwine3rgoil
TM: We are supposed to be in casual place rn!
SDT: im coming 
TM: you look terrible, did you meth again
SDT: SHHHHHH
TM: sighs 
TM: Alright come one you still have to come to casual place
SDT: hnrrrrrrrr
Narrator: Just then everyone gets a message from Caleb telling them to meet him at Defaults house, so everyone makes their way there.
==== Scene: Default's house ====
Caleb: Well I came here to wake up Default but I found him dead with a gunshot wound to the heart!
SM: My my
SM: Well this is troubling
Chris: DED BODY LOL
Paci: Chris wh-
TM: omgoeme gwaieg dedad
TM: omg deaad
Gied: Time for investigation 
Blackford: This is sad
SDT: wait what is happening
SM: Well like Caleb said, it appears Default was killed by someone. Now exactly who that is remains a mystery. 
Lars: Well um this is interesting
SM: And yes, Gied is correct, we will need to conduct a proper investigation. Starting with interviews... 
Thats it for Season 1, Episode 1! Stay tuned for Season 1 Episode 2 which should come soon!
Can you figure it out? Who is sus?