Neptune/Hyper Dimension/Quotes

The following page contains Hyper Dimension Neptune's quotes for each game she appears in.
==Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2==
===General===
*"You can't be more popular than me. I'm the main character of this franchise and stuff!"
*"I think I've got a little more spring in my step or whatever, but not much."
*"'Kay, I'm gonna go stir up some crazy trouble, but once everything gets back to normal-bormal, let's relax with Nep Jr."
*"Actually, I heard this game is supposed to come with some cool bonus items."
*"Et tu, Compa?! Blah, fine! You're both big dumburgers!"
*"I'm gonna use my CPU authority to get a life-size figure of me manufactured. My boobies'll increase by 20 percent!"
*"nepgear needs to get me my cookies lol" (From Chirper)
*"Listen up, my amazing little sister. I came up with an awesome strategy. We can totally get all the shares of Planeptune back with this. No, all of Gamindustri's shares!"
*"Whoa there, kiddo. Don't get shy. All CPUs must be able to sing and dance. It's like a requirement or whatever."
*"Most def, my gyrating sibling. Now, for the moment of truth!"
*"Oh, so you're old enough to ask that. Are you starting to realize the crazy importance of being a CPU and stuff?"
====Purple Heart====
* "Those fools claimed my human form was too short to ride an attraction. This caused me to become angry."
===Dungeon===
===Battle===
====Human====
*"An ambush? Guard your goods, ladies!" (Surprise Attack)
*"That's no fair!" (Surprise Attack)
*"Yah!" (Attacking)
*"Waa-tah!" (Attacking)
*"Hey!" (Attacking)
*"I'll slice ya in two!" (Attacking)
*"Skull crusher!" (Attacking)
*"Ouch!" (Damaged)
*"Jerk!" (Damaged)
*"Easy peasy!" (Enemy defeated)
*"Buh-bye." (Enemy defeated)
====HDD====
===Victory===
===Level Up===
====Human====
*"Yay! level up!"
*"Da da dadaaa daa daa da dadaaaa!" (Final Fantasy victory theme)
*"I'll get stronger and stronger!"
====HDD====
== Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory ==
===General===
* "Ohh, that's right, we haven't met her normal form yet. Ugh, this is annoyingly complex..."
* "Well, they do say that some forms of comedy rely on pumping one gag over and over."
* "Our comedy's stupid?! Meanie! We were all throwing away our shame and pride to get a guffaw!"
* "Yikes, we spaced out and now things have gotten pretty spicy up in here! Wanna stop 'em, Plutie?"
* "Umm, well, it's primetime TV, so maybe showing Sadie off to the world isn't wise... It could scar the kiddies for life, and we'll get complains from the PTA or MPAA or whatever."
* "Besides, it'd be pretty sad times for Blanc if we throw that version of Plutie to her."
* "Crappers, she changed. Fine... Whatever happens next ain't no fault o' mine!"
* "But we ain't gonna rot away in some dinky cell. As long as we have money, we can walk right out!"
* "Hey, take a chilly pilly. Noire, you really gotta learn when to quit being all bossy."
* "Oops, my ears kinda turn off when someone starts crying and talking, so translate for me!"
* "Still, I approve of me. I look pretty hot!"
* "Fatalityyyyyyyyyy!" (After being punched by Tekken)
====Purple Heart====
* "Without even realizing it, you had appointed one of the Seven Sages as your right-hand man."
===Dungeon===
*"Jump!" (Jumping)
*"Boing!" (Jumping)
*"I'm a kangaroo!" (Jumping)
===Battle===
====Human====
*"I've been waiting for this!" (Turn Start)
*"It should always be my turn! But, games don't work like that, huh?" (Turn Start)
*"I'll Nep your face!" (Turn Start)
*"Chest buster!" (Attacking)
*"Ready, go!"
*"This is a bonus!"
*"Victory is mine!" (Using Victory Slash)
*"Victory Slash!" (Using Victory Slash)
*"Ouch!" (Damaged)
*"You're cruel!" (Damaged)
====HDD====
*"Anytime." (Turn Start)
*"My turn." (Turn Start)
*"I'll finish this at once." (Turn Start)
*"Mine!" (Attacking)
*"There!" (Attacking)
*"Eat this!" (Attacking)
*"Hi-ya!" (Attacking)
*"Jumping Arts!" (Using Jumping Arts)
*"Front Slash!" (Using Jumping Arts)
*"That was nothing!" (Damaged)
*"Ow!" (Damaged)
*"That's it?" (Damaged)
===Victory===
== Megadimension Neptunia VII ==
===General===
==== Human ====
* "No matter what happens, we'll make it through with my protag ruleset!"
* "I don't know why we can't HDD, but we have to take care of the enemy in front of us first! Let's go for it!" 
* "Seriously, like I know I'm Number 1 on Gamindustri's Hot 100 Chart for Nicest People Ever, but I'm about to get super pissed off!"
* "No no no, if I ran away now, who's gonna be here to help you?! I'm not leaving you here to die, we're doing this together!"
* "We're not unrelated! We're friends! We can't just ignore a friend who's in trouble. It wouldn't feel right to just leave!"
* "Puddiiiiiiiiing! If I don't have any pudding, I'll die! Puddiiiiing!"
* "Let's not sweat the small stuff like logic and plot development! Let's just beat this fool up!"
* "Ooooh! It's Nepgear! I gotta kill her!" (Possessed)
* "No! I don't want this! Uzume! You can't die! You can't break! I'll save you! I swear it, I will! I'll find a way to save you! You can't let yourself break!"
* "We will never forget that you were one of us, Uzume...You were, and always will be, a CPU of Planeptune, Uzume Tennouboshi."
==== HDD ====
* "CPU Purple Heart! I have arrived!"
* "Please, listen, B-Sha. Everyone is scared of monsters. Even I'm scared of them. But you don't have to force yourself to overcome your fears. I know you have the courage to accept them instead."
* "If you don't know fear, then you can't be a hero."
* "We will destroy your greedy delusion with the willpower and strength of the people!"
* "...That's right. This is strange. Why did I loathe Nepgear so much...? She's my one irreplaceable, adorable sister. I don't loathe her, I don't even dislike her. In fact, I love her!"
* "I'll carry the weight with you, Nepgear. Uzume's entrusted dreams and her life."
==== NEXT Form ====
* "Together, with the wishes of the people and Gold Third, let's go!"
* "S-Sha told us this...if we're able to change the shares into strength, we can create miracles!"
* "Begone, Delusions!"
* "Thank you, Uzume. Because of you, we were able to get out of the whirlpool of delusions."
=== Menu ===
===Dungeon===
* "Nep, Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep Nep, Nep Nep." (Idle)
* "Boing!" (Jumping)
* "Jump!" (Jumping)
* "Like a kangaroo!" (Jumping)
* "Found an item!" (Found item)
* "Wonder what's inside!" (Found item)
===Battle===
==== Human ====
* "I'll break the enemy's and the game's balance!" (using Neptune Break)
* "I'll show you my Special Attack #2! Hahaha! Neptune Missiles Fire!" (using HDD Neptune)
* "Victory is in my grasp! Victory Slash!" (using Victory Slash)
* "Check out my new move! I've got this!" (using Delta Slash)
* "Alright! Here it comes! Gotcha!" (using Critical Edge)
* "I'm gonna beat you up!" (using Cross Combination)
* "Well, I AM the protagonist!" (using support skill)
* "My turn!" (turn start)
* "I've been waiting!" (turn start)
* "What should I do?" (turn start)
* "I'll Nep you aaallll up!" (turn start)
* "Your Nep's about to die..." (turn start, low health)
* "Owie!" (took moderate damage)
* "Thanks a bunch!" (received buff or heal from someone)
* "Switching out the protag? Really?" (Switching out)
* "Another one bites the... du..." (KO'd)
* "Neptune has..logged..out..." (KO'd)
* "I'm baaaack!" (revived)
* "Order up!" (defeat enemy)
* "Easy peasy!" (defeat enemy)
* "Later!" (defeat enemy)
==== HDD ====
* "I'll attack head on!" (using Cross Combination) 
* "My Critical Edge will tear you apart! You're finished!" (using Critical Edge)
* "I'll clean all of you up! Go!" (using 32 bit Megablade)
* "I don't fight for fun! Child's Play!" (using Delta Slash)
* "You don't give up, do you? Then please, have some more!" (Neptune Break EX Finisher)
* "Witness my true strength! Target confirmed. Launch missiles!" (using HDD Neptune)
* "I'll show you the power of the protagonist!" (using support skill)
* "Let's get fired up!" (using support skill)
* "Now, let us begin the battle." (battle start)
* "My turn." (turn start)
* "Who's my opponent?" (turn start)
* "Leave this to me!" (turn start)
* "Let's end this!" (turn start)
* "My wounds.." (turn start, low health)
* "It might be best to heal.." (turn start, low health)
* "So weak." (took low damage)
* "Just a scratch." (took low damage)
* "Is that all?" (took low damage)
* "This is nothing!" (took moderate damage)
* "This...attack!" (took moderate damage)
* "Felt that one!" (took high damage)
* "I'm grateful." (received buff or heal from someone)
* "I'll use an item." (using item)
* "This one." (using item)
* "I'll use this." (using item)
* "How's this?" (using item on someone)
* "I'll leave the rest to you." (Switching out)
* "Next?" (defeat enemy)
* "So weak." (defeat enemy)
* "You're ten years too early!" (defeat enemy)
==== NEXT Form ====
* "This is for Gamindustri. Planeptune, Deploy. Endure my longsword. This is your end." (using Dimensional Slice)
===Victory===
==== Human ====
* "Total Victory!"
* "Wohooo!"
* "Hehe, I win!"
* "Justice will always win! Just kidding..."
* "Well, hey! I'M the protagonist! Of course I'd win!"
* "That was pretty tough.."
==== HDD ====
* "Easy."
* "You weren't worth transforming for."
* "An obvious victory."
* "Did you witness the power of Planeptune's CPU?"
* "That was a clumsy fight...'
==== NEXT Form ====
* "You were too weak to justify using this form."
* "It wasn't supposed to..go like this.."
=== Level Up ===
==== Human ====
* "Sha lalala la la la!" 
* "Level Up!"
==== HDD ====
* "I've grown a step yet again."
==== NEXT Form ====
* "As a CPU, I must become stronger."
==Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2 SISTERS GENERATION==
===General===
*"Sweet babycakes, Nep Jr.! You did a dandy job holding the fort for me or whatever!"
*"Blah, blah, emo garbage. Don't talk like that, okay? We scratch each other's backs!"
*"Nep Jr., did you osmose away my popularity? My name's still part of the game's title, so, uh..."
*"Nooooo! Iffy, you're a traitor! Turncoat! Demon! Ogre! Netherlander! Eggplant advocate! You lied to me!"
*"Okay, then let's mamma jamma our way over there now! Time is shorter than our skirts, ladies!"
*"Gotcha. Except I don't. But if you think it'll work, you do your thing, Histy!"
*"They won't get away with putting their grimy hands into my nation's cookie jar! Let's get my home back!"
*"I dunno. I read faces better than words, and yours is like, "AHHH!" Don't worry. You're stupid tough."
*"Hmm... Instead of flapping our mouth wings, we should flap our arm wings and hunt down Arfoire!"
*"Don't bully the weak and helpless! Even the lowest of the low have emotions and feels and stuff!"
*"Game, set, crash. We rule!" 
*"Honestly, I think my sister is really hot waifu material." (Chirper)
====Purple Heart====
*"The rollercoaster has a minimum height requirement, and my human form was not quite tall enough to ride."
===Menu===
*Super healthy! (full health)
*Only a scratch. (high health)
*I can keep going! (high health)
*I'm feeling pretty so-so. (moderate damage)
*I may need some bandages. (moderate damage)
*Not looking good here... (low health)
*Need...more...health... (low health)
===Dungeon===
*Jump! (jumping)
*Kanga-nep (jumping)
*Boiiinng (jumping)
*Whoa, what's this? (hidden treasure)
*Lucky! (hidden treasure)
*A flying pudding! Just kidding (idle)
*Oooo... an ant's on my shoe (idle)
===Battle===
====Human====
*I gotta act serious.....sometimes.
*Hey, I see an ant. (switching)
*You hit me...
*What!?
*Hoo-hah! (Thunder Break)
*Tada! Special attack number two! (using "HDD Neptune" EXE Drive)
*R-ruuuun!! (escape)
====HDD====
*Taking it serious...?
*I won't lose!
===Victory===
*Heh, how do you like my power?
*Feel the power of the heroine... me!
==Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth3: V Generation==
===General===
*"If I lose, I might seriously die! Die in the game, die in real life! That kind of horror premise exists!"
*"Heh. This is the majesty of a CPU! People see me and run for their lives."
*"Wow, my experience as a faller speaks volumes. It's awesome that I can make them out from way up here."
*"Holy seat cushions! Someone's sprouting out of the earth! Are the mole people making their move!?"
*"Well, blow my cartridge and call me a 64-pin connector! This is a game?! It's crazy retro, guys!"
*"Maybe she's so Pissty that her rage-filled lectures can transcend space and time..."
*"Don't patronize me! I know that 3 days is 72 hours is 4,320 minutes is 259,000 seconds!"
*"Players! Mash the cancel button! Stop her evolution! Please!"
*"NO!! Pull yourself together! No fair, Vert! Don't you use those two flesh pillows to tempt my sister!"
*"Nope, got it! You're a hermaphrodite. You sowed and reaped your own seed!"
*"Ugh! Debug your games properly, Idea Factory International!"
*"Behold, the wild Rom in its natural habitat, hiding behind the foliage of a tall Nep Jr..."
====Purple Heart====
*"Why bother with statistics when reality has already given you the answer?"
===Menu===
*Gaze upon the majesty of the series' protagonist. (full health)
*Only a scratch. (high health)
*I'm feeling pretty so-so. (moderate health)
*I may need some bandages. (moderate health)
*Not looking good here... (low health)
*Need...more...health... (low health)
===Dungeon===
*Jump! (jumping)
*Kanga-nep (jumping)
*Boiiinng (jumping)
===Battle===
====Human====
*I'll nep your face! (turn start)
*A wild Neptune appears! (switch in)
*But I'm the main...character... (K.O.'d)
*Neptune has...logged out... (K.O.'d)
====HDD====
===Victory===
*It's one kajillion times infinity years too early for you to defeat me!
==Neptunia: Sisters vs Sisters==
===General===
*"I mean... Is it just me or are these SSR rates just ridiculously too low? Less than 1% is just outraaageous!"
 
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