Remote Out Of Control/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Remote Out Of Control".
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(A blue male Troll is lying down on a mushroom and a pink female Troll is reading a story to a child Troll.)
Troll #1: Once upon a time, there was a little Troll that lived in a big village, and… (Biggie walks over to Guy Diamond, Cooper, and Smidge making an invention.)
Biggie: Morning, Guy, Cooper, Smidge. You guys trying to hug a cloud again?
Guy Diamond: Oh, please. Been there, hugged that. We’re on a bold new quest.
Cooper: To hug the sun!
Smidge: (In a basket and her hair in the form of a balloon) So, want to join us, Biggie? Load faster!
Biggie: Oh, I don’t know. Sounds a bit risky for my taste.
Smidge: (groans) Again. Whenever we invite you to have the slightest bit of fun, you always say that.
Biggie: No, I don’t. (We go to a flashback to where Smidge, Guy Diamond, and Cooper leaning against a tree.)
Past Smidge: Hey, Biggie, want to join us? We’re loitering.
Past Biggie: Ooh, sounds a bit risky for my taste. (We go to another flashback to where Cooper, Smidge, and Guy Diamond are eating sandwiches.)
Past Smidge: Hey, Biggie, want a sandwich? It’s chunky peanut butter.
Past Biggie: Ooh, sounds a bit risky for my taste. (We go to the last flashback to where Guy Diamond, Smidge, and Cooper are matching outfits.)
Past Smidge: Hey, Biggie, want to match outfits with us? (Cooper picks up a pair of shorts.) We’re mixing strips and plaid. (Biggie screams and runs away. We then go back to the present.)
Biggie: See, occasionally I just panic and run away.
Smidge: (As Cooper and Guy Diamond pump air into her hair) Oh, come on. Sometimes you got to take a risk if you want to have some fun. (The air pipes let go of her hair and she floats into the air.) Oh, my Guh! I’m flying! Yay! (A strong wind blows and she flies into a tree, causing her hair to get stuck.) Oh, my Guh! I’m stuck! (Cooper and Biggie gasp.)
Branch: Don’t worry. (He jumps out of the bushes.) I got this! (He holds up Gary and presses a button. A catapult sends him flying. He uses a pin to pop the air out of Smidge’s hair. She yelps as she spins out of control and into the sky.)
Smidge: (As she and Branch float in midair) You have really nice eyes. (They begin to fall and she screams with tears in her eyes. Luckily, Branch presses another button on Gary and a soft chair appears. They slide on it land safely.) That…
Guy Diamond: Was…
Cooper: Amazing! I’m speechless! See how speechless I am? Speechless! Speechless. Speechless!
Branch: Meh. I do what I can.
Smidge: Not you. Gary. We had no idea he could do so much fun stuff.
Branch: Oh. Yeah, Gary controls all kinds of awesome safety gizmos I hid throughout town. (Gary sprouts on oven and he takes out a brownie.) And he makes brownies. (He eats the brownie.)
Guy Diamond: Ooh! (He tries to grab the oven, but it goes back inside Gary.)
Branch: Uh-uh-uh. Gary’s not a toy. He should only be used in emergencies and only by me. (He puts Gary back in his belt.) Plus, I need to get him home before I head to Bergen Town for the day. Gristle’s throwing a wedding for his alligator. Some people are so weird about their pets, eh, Gary?
Guy Diamond: Aw. It was fun at first sight and then Branch took it away… forever.
Smidge: Not necessarily. Not if we borrow Gary and take him for a little joyride. Who’s in?
Guy Diamond and Cooper: Yeah!
Biggie: Oh, bad idea, guys. You know how protective Branch is about Gary. (We go to a flashback to where Branch is buying a drink.)
Past Branch: One Glitterade for me and one for- Gary? (He gasps and yelps.) I only took my eyes off him for a second! (He runs to find Gary.) Gary?! (He knocks a table and some Trolls over.) GARY! (He knocks another table over and grabs a Troll.) Did you take him?! DID YOU?! Where is he?! (Gary’s beep is heard.) Wait. It’s okay, everyone. He was exactly where I left him. (sighs) Parenthood. Am I right? (The knocked over Trolls grumble. We then go back to the present.)
Smidge: Oh, we’ll have him back long before Branch gets home. You know how long alligator weddings take. Besides, aren’t you curious about those buttons? Huh, huh?
Biggie: Uh, maybe I should just get back to Mr. Dinkles. His new babysitter is, um-
Smidge: I’ll take that as a yes! (She grabs Biggie.)
Biggie: Ah! (Poppy is waiting for Branch outside his bunker.)
Poppy: Branch, what’s taking you so long? We’re gonna be late. (Branch appears at his door.)
Branch: Sorry. Just finishing wrapping their wedding present. (He shows some nunchucks.)
Poppy: You’re giving them nunchucks?
Branch: What, you got them the same thing?
Poppy: (Helping Branch outside) Come on. I’ll explain on the way why your gift so wildly inappropriate. (As soon as she and Branch leave, Smidge grabs the door with her hair.)
Smidge: We’re in. (She and her friends go down the elevator.)
Biggie: I don’t know, guys. Are you sure this is worth the risk? (The elevator lands and they see Gary. They all gasp as their mouths drop open.)
Cooper: I got to see a dentist about that.
Guy Diamond: Hm?
Smidge: Huh? (Outside, she is getting ready to show the abilities Gary can do to her friends.) Time to find out what all these buttons do! Everyone ready for life to take a turn for the epic?
Cooper and Guy Diamond: Yeah!
Biggie: No.
Smidge: Majority wins! (She presses a button and a catapult from a rock catapults them. As they fly, they laugh and cheer.)
Biggie: Aah! Tree! (They are headed for a tree.)
Smidge: Don’t worry. I think it’s this button! (She presses another button and a trampoline appears. It sends Smidge, Biggie, Guy Diamond, and Cooper flying away from the tree. Biggie chuckles nervously at first but soon starts to have fun.)
Biggie: Wooooo-hooooo! (They all shriek in terror because they are headed for the rock.)
Smidge: I’m on it! (She presses a button and the rock shoots fire.) Whoopsie-daisy. (She presses another button and a baseball mitt appears. It catches the Trolls.) Everyone still alive?
Biggie: (angry) Still alive?! (Smidge just stares at him. Biggie becomes happy.) I feel like I’m alive for the first time! (The rest of his friends laugh and cheer. (A beep is heard.) Mm? (It is revealed that Smidge stepped on another button. The baseball mitt sends them flying. Their cheering can be heard. Later, Smidge presses a button and Branch’s voice is heard.)
Branch’s Voice: Motion detector laser grid engaged.
Smidge, Biggie, and Cooper: Hm?
Guy Diamond: Mm-hm. (He does a glitter fart and pink lasers appear.) Ha! (He and his friends do funny tricks while avoiding the lasers. After that, Smidge presses another button.)
Branch’s Voice: Safety bubbles deployed. (Smidge, Guy Diamond, Cooper, and Biggie are then put into safety bubbles. They laugh as they slide down the hill and hit many mushrooms like if they are in a pinball game.) Cloud Guy defense system initiated. (The pond turns into a fan and the Trolls float toward it. Their bubbles pop and they go up into the air screaming excitedly. They take the form of parachutes.)
Cooper: We’re defying the laws of physics! (Back on the ground, another button is pressed.)
Branch’s Voice: Super cool smashy thing… (Biggie, Cooper, Guy Diamond, and Smidge put on goggles.) Smashing. (A hammer appears and smashes a watermelon, covering the Trolls with juice and they cheer. Their watches then chime.)
Guy Diamond: Hug time!
All: (As they hug) Mm.
Biggie: Wait. Another hug time? That’s the 5th one since we took Gary. We should be getting him back.
Smidge: Relax. Branch said he’ll be gone all day. (She lets go of Guy Diamond.) Besides, there’s still one more button to push. (Gary opens up.)
Branch’s Voice: Break glass only in extreme emergency, because this button is the most extreme.)
Smidge: Come on, Biggie. It’s the most extreme! That’s gonna be so much better than regular extreme. (She taps Gary on Biggie and he smiles.)
Biggie: I’m sure we have time for one more. (Meanwhile, Poppy and Branch arrive at his bunker early.)
Branch: Gary, I’m home early. You won’t believe this. The alligator’s bride left him at the altar. So guess who gets to keep these sweet nunchucks. (He whooshes the nunchucks and hits Poppy’s hair.)
Poppy: For the last time, Branch, stop spinning those things. Branch?
Branch: (Seeing that Gary is missing) Huh? Gary?! (He goes to a table and looks under it.) Gary? (He looks in curtains.) Gary?! (He looks in the toilet.) GARYYYYYY!!! (Outside, Smidge smashes the glass with a hammer on Gary.)
Smidge: You want to do the honors, Biggie?
Biggie: Ooh, jagged glass. I’m not sure I’m ready for that much risk.
Smidge: OK, then!
Smidge: Ready?
Guy Diamond: Ready!
Biggie: Ready!
Cooper: Wait! My butt itches. (He scratches his bottom.) Ready. (Smidge presses the last button.)
Branch’s Voice: Emergency escape cart engaged. (The exhaust pipes rumble and pink glitter comes out. The cart takes off like a rocket. The Trolls yell at first but soon start to have fun. Biggie laughs with joy.)
Cooper: (As the cart drives through mushrooms with Trolls relaxing) Make way! (The Trolls scream and run out of the way. Smidge, Guy Diamond, Cooper and Biggie start laughing and cheering. The cart goes across a lake, up a tree, across tree branches, high up into he sky, and falls down into a tunnel. It goes through various drops and loops. Cooper ducks under the ceiling obstacles.)
Guy Diamond: Cooper, are you OK?
Cooper:  Never better. Why do you ask? (The cart goes up out of the tunnel and flies into the air again. It goes through some pods and across a field of flowers. Then it flies past King Gristle Jr. and Bridget who are having a picnic.)
All: Hi, Bridget! (They take a pastry that Bridget was about to give to King Gristle Jr. The cart falls onto a spider web and sends it flying. Biggie yelps as it goes up and a yellow and black parachute sprouts. The cart floats safely toward the ground.)
Smidge: Oh, my… Gary.
Guy Diamond: I never knew I could fun like this before!
Cooper: I know! I can’t stop smiling! Seriously, I think I’m stuck this way. Still worth it!
Biggie: Indeed! Can you believe I almost skip all this just ‘cause I was so afraid of Branch finding out that-
Branch: My remote control was taken! (The camera shifts to him and Poppy with Bloodhound Bugs that are sniffing. Smidge and her friends look through the bushes and she gasps. Guy Diamond yelps.)
Biggie: Oh.
Cooper: Despite the look on my face, know that I’m terrified, too.
Poppy: Branch, calm down! You probably misplaced Gary somewhere.
Branch: (Looking under a rock) No, someone took him. (He goes to a Puffalo.) Was it you?!
Poppy: That Puffalo didn’t take Gary. It doesn’t have thumbs! (Branch looks around the Puffalo’s wool.)
Branch: Yeah, he’s clean. But I’ve got my eye on you. (The Puffalo kicks him. Poppy helps him up.)
Poppy: Branch, you know I’m here to help, but don’t you think you’re going a little overboard with this search?
Branch: No. If anything, I’m going underboard.
Poppy: Underboard? That’s not a thing.
Branch: Oh, it’s a thing. (The Bloodhound Bugs are still sniffing around.) All right, boys, here’s Gary’s scent again. (He takes out something and the bugs sniff, bark and whip their cracks.) They’ve got the trail.
Smidge: We got to get Gary back to the bunker without getting caught.
Guy Diamond: I can slow down those Bloodhound Bugs. Double fingers. Do it.
Branch: They’re over here! (Guy Diamond does a glitter fart and Branch and the bugs cough. Then he, Smidge, Biggie, and Cooper run. They hear the bugs barking.)
Smidge: This way! (They run for a moment but stop.) No, wait! Over here? (They run in the direction she said.) Right? (Cooper’s face moves in various directions.) No, left. No, no, right. Left. Right. Left! (She shouts the directions indistinctly.) Right!)
Cooper: (With his neck in a knot) It’s like they’re coming from all directions! There’s no escape! (He shakes the knot out of his neck. Then he shakes in fear.)
Smidge: Game over, Trolls! Game over! Biggie was right! We never should’ve done any of this!
Biggie: No, guys. I was wrong. I took a risk today and had the time of my life. Getting out of this just means taking a few more. (He takes Gary from Smidge.)
Smidge: You are my hero. (Biggie presses a button and a catapult sends him flying. Then he takes the form of a parachute with his body. Branch and Poppy find Smidge, Cooper, and Guy Diamond.)
Branch: Give me back my son! (The friends gasp.)
Poppy: Uh, what he means is, have you guys seen Gary?
Smidge: Uh, nope. (Biggie falls, presses a button and zips across a zipline with his hand. The Bloodhound Bugs, Poppy and Branch follow him.) That is one brave Troll.
Guy Diamond and Cooper: Mm-hm. (Biggie runs toward a cliff with spikey rocks.)
Biggie: Uh… um… (He jumps and screams. Then he presses a button. A bubble appears from the cliff and he falls into it. It bounces along the spikey rocks and a Tarantacapuff. It throws it to another and it dribbles the bubble like it is playing basketball. It throws the bubble through a web, freeing Biggie. He ends up at a corner and presses another button. A geyser sends him flying to the top. He runs past a Cuddle Pup and picks it up.) Aww! (He hears the bugs barking.) Hm? (He puts the Cuddle Pup down and runs away again. He presses another button and finally goes into Branch’s bunker. He runs away just as Poppy, Branch and the bugs come in. He hides Gary under the table and hides.) Branch, Poppy and the bugs come in and Branch picks up Gary.)
Branch: Gary?! (He gasps and hugs Gary.) Sweet, beautiful Gary! (Biggie runs outside.) Huh. Looks like he was here the whole time.
Poppy: You don’t say.
Branch: (chuckles) Parenthood, am I right? (Poppy sighs. Biggie comes up on the elevator where Cooper and Guy Diamond are waiting.)
Cooper: I’m proud of you, buddy.
Guy Diamond: I didn’t know you had that in you.
Biggie: I do now. From this day on, I’m all about taking risks.
Smidge: (offscreen) In that case… (She appears on a mama Cuddle Pup.) Want to join me for a little joyride?! (Biggie, Cooper, and Guy Diamond run away screaming.) Oh, my Guh. They’ll be back. Giddyup, Mama! (The mama Cuddle Pup runs after Biggie, Guy Diamond and Cooper.)
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