Ren

Ren is the SEXIST user of realms who claims to have just gone on a date with his girlfriend espite the fact his girlfriend is AI generated and claims to tell me all the details of the date 
here is a list of what he claim,s has happened: 
(he wont tlell me aboput the smoochy smooch)
- We went to pick her up 
- She went to get burgers oh wait no he got a chicken sandwich no a chicken burger (hes surrounded by europeans)
- After that we were going to have a picnic with the chgerry blossoms cos theres a neighbourhood nearbye with cherry blossoms
-So we were just here a few days ago on a picnic before we were not having chicken burgers we were having japanese pastries but it was on sunday but everything just here delete what you just said at that point and make it on sunday we just came in and had japanese pastries on a picnic we were able to park but normally they close off most of their parking cos they dont want people to park but we found one street with parking signs but today we noticed more in bloom but they dont go fully in bloom until this weekend the residents of the neighbourhood also thought it was cool because they put up the no parking signs so blah blah blah they couldnt park but they went to wholefoods to find their burger so they went over there to find the burgers and parking but there was no cherry blossom pareking allowed. 
- No parking for cherry blossoms allowed 
- We were like okay they prob cant keep track but we'll be far away i dont want my car to get towed so lets not
- so this is about 20 minutes afyer we've gotten our food so theres a supermarket further away but its a drive about 2 minutes away but not that walkable because he lives in a dump 
Pretty good story for a made up girlfriend.
Okay hes DEMANDED i finish typing it up 
- we park in the supermarket parking lot but unlucky for us 
he had to piss
but the god damn bathroom is on the other side of the store so this adds another 5 or 10 minute then they take a ten minute walk to the chewrry blossoms and have a nice date he had a chicken burger no she had a chicken sandwich they bought sauce from home cos they were out of sauce
wait am i his girlfriend ????????