The Lasagna Factory™

The Lasagna Factory™ is a Groupy McGroupface-based restaurant chain. Warren Buffett, famous stock investor and Secretary of the Treasury under the Underwood Administration, previously owned a minority stake in the company.
However, in 2020, billionaire Jack Robertson initiated a hostile takeover of the company, buying Buffett's shares as well as the 1% of remaining shares owned by Mark Cuban. He completely gutted the board of directors, but allowed founders Dough and Mussolini to stay onboard.
==History==
The restaurant was founded in Groupy McGroupface, and is still based there to this day. However, it has a number of locations in almost all other group chats, including the UKGC. Unfortunately, Penguin Club law prevents foreign business from establishing locations in their group chat, meaning The Lasagna Factory™ cannot have a location there.
==Menu==
The Lasagna Factory™ serves nothing but different variations of lasagna. They serve regular lasanga (italian sausage and cheese, along with tomato sauce), seafood lasagna (fish, slime, and tartar sauce), an eggplant lasagna and the "Chef's Special®" The "Chef's Special®" includes discarded meat, bits of sushi, and "green herbs" that are rumored to be from Batte S. Casey's personal farm in Cargo Shipping. They also have a vegan option, that is made of spinach, lettuce, and corn. 
A dessert menu is also available, and includes a Chocolate Lasagna®, made of chocolate chips, fudge, cookie crumbs, and more fudge.
It has been described as, "the best thing I have ever tasted" by Senator Garfield.
==Complaints==
Many have complained about The Lasagna Factory™ as making them sick. There have been lawsuits against the company, but for some reason all of the cases have been dismissed at some point. Some have claimed that the kitchen is unsanitary and that they have gotten food poisoning due to The Lasagna Factory's™ food. 
==Ownership==
Warren Buffett owned a stake in the company (49%), but the main owners were business partners John Dough (of Big Brother fame) and Ezio Mussolini, who is occasionally mistaken for the dictator of the same last name. Both own a 25% stake each, while the other 1% of the company was owned by Mark Cuban.
In 2020, billionaire Jack Robertson engaged in negotiations to buy the shares from Cuban and Buffett, which was agreed to. Robertson completed his hostile takeover of the company when he removed the board of directors and replaced them with loyalists from within Robertson Inc. Dough and Mussolini still own a 50% share, but after the board voted to remove all of their allies, their positions are now seen as mostly symbolic.
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