POSTAL Dude

The POSTAL Dude is the protagonist of the POSTAL series.
==In Rilo the Fox==
In Meet Rilo the Fox on the PS5! - Clips Edition, POSTAL Dude's voicelines from POSTAL 2 can be heard. The unedited livestream does not use the POSTAL Dude's voicelines, however.
On December 18, 2023, the POSTAL Dude was added to Rilo's outfits, which also includes the default appearance from POSTAL 4: No Regerts.
==Quotes==
*"Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?" -When asking an NPC to sign the petition
*"You gotta be fucking kidding." -When an NPC rejects the petition, when the dude looks at a very small Christmas tree, or when activating a cheat.
*"Shit." -When taking damage or when an NPC rejects the petition.
*"Only my weapon understands me." -When equipping the submachine gun (POSTAL 1/Redux) or sometimes when killing NPCs (POSTAL 2).
*"Fuck you." -When flipping the bird or after the police officer tells him to pay $300 for the ticket. (POSTAL 2)
*"GO LONG!" -When throwing a grenade. (POSTAL 2/4: No Regerts)
*"Just call me Dr. Euthanasia!" -Unused line, but used in Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator.
*"Thanks." -After a RWS employee tells the dude to meet Vince Desi, an NPC signs the petition, etc.
*"That's the ticket..." -Upon urinating.
*"Now the flowers will grow..." -Ditto.
*"What fucking moron designed this?" -When looking at the voting form.
*"Sissy!" -When killing NPCs or activating cheats.
*"Ooh, Krotchy gets his own day! Why do I suspect the mayor owns stock in this toy company? Guess I'm just jaded and cynical." -When picking up the newspaper on Thursday. (POSTAL 2)
*"I don't feel so good." -After a while after using a health pipe.
*"This is gonna be sweet! I am the law! Heheheh." -Upon wearing the police uniform.
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