The Bros

==School Bus, on the Way Home==
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:: What's your best dance move?
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:: What's yours?
:: Cossack dance, but there's a problem with it.
:: What?
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:: My torso's too short.
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:: What's your best face?
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:: What's yours?
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:: Thanks!
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:: And what's your best party trick?
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:: Oh, by the way. There's something very personal I wanted to ask you. If you had to do something really, really special for someone really, really important, what would be the best place ever?
:: It would be a log cabin.
:: Yes! By a blue lake.
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:: And there would be fireflies!
:: And mason jars!
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:: What else?
:: A fireplace!
:: A bearskin rug!
:: A chocolate fountain!
:: And R&B music!
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:: So, who would you invite?
:: Never you mind!
:: Oh, come on! Tell me!
:: No, you first!
:: Oh, fine. But you gotta say yours at the same time. On three. One. Two. Three. 
:: Penny!
:: You!
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: and : What?!
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:: I AM NOT MAKING A SCENE!
:: Okay.
:: AND I'M NOT JEALOUS OF PENNY!
:: Dude, don't freak out. There's enough space in my life for the both of you.
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:: She's crowding us!
:: She's suffocating us!
:: She's oppressing us!
:: She's smothering us!
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:: Okay, enough! I wanted your opinion on something important, but if it's gonna be like this, then just go home! I need to go to the store anyway. 
:: GOOD!
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:: BACK OFF, PENNY FITZGERALD! HE'S MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!
==Stalking Penny==
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:: Hm?
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:: I'm gonna dig some dirt on you, and expose you as the treacherous bro thief you are!
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:: Oh hi, Darwin.
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:: Bye… Darwin?
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:: …made these funny faces at me through the window of the bus and— Oh, hi Darwin.
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:: Bye, Darwin.
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:: Here, Sussie. I know how much you love chicken skin, so I saved some from last night's dinner.
:: SUSSIE LOVES CHICKEN SKIN!
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:: Hi, Darwin.
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:: Aaaand... bye, Darwin.
:: CHICKEN!
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:: Hi, Penny. Nice, um... diary.
:: Hey, how about you come to lunch with me and Gumball, seems like maybe you wanna talk, right? Right. 
==A Nice Lunch==
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:: Ha ha. Uh, what was that? Yeah, I know. We got so much in common. BE MY WIFE! Ugh, it's not special enough. 
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:: Mawwy me. Still not wight.
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:: I just want it to be perfect.
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:: Ah. This is perfect, Gumball.
:: Not quite yet, sugar. But it will be...
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:: ...When you say "yes."
:: What?
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:: Aah! What are you doing here?!
:: I invited him. 
:: I don't need an invite!
:: Okay, loud.
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:: Sorry, I didn't know you were coming so there's only two plates. 
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:: Okay, can I use my hand at least? 
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:: Never mind.
:: So, uh, Darwin, I hope you don't feel… threatened by me, do you?
:: No.
:: Okay, good. Enjoy your food.
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:: Dude, what is wrong with you?!
:: Nothing, I'm fine! See you later. 
:: Well, now that we're alo—
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:: Now that we're alone, there's something I wanted to ask you.
:: What is it?
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:: Actually, I'm gonna stay.
==Basketball==
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:: Okay, now pick your teams!
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:: Who? Me? Oh! In your face!
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:: Penny!
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:: Raaaaaahhh! Defense! Defense!
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:: DARWIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
:: Playing ball!
:: She's on our team, man! You're out!
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:: Fine! Suit yourself.
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==Need Some Space==
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:: Penny, there's something I need to ask you.
:: Actually, there's something I wanted to say as well.
:: I know. I totally feel what you feel. Let's say it at the same time. One. Two-
:: We need some space. 
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:: It's just… until you guys work it out, I kinda feel bad ruining your relationship. You two have something special, you know.
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:: Ugh. What are you doing?
:: Whatever it takes for you to still love me. Is it working?
:: If by working, you mean making me nauseous then- But it doesn't matter anyway. Penny's left me! She didn't want to come between us, and it's all your fault! 
:: Uh…I didn't mean to come between you two. I-I-I just wanted to spend more time with you. I'm so sorry. Come here-
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:: Wait, this is creepy. But I really need a hug!
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:: There, there.
:: Is it weird that I love her so much it makes my ears sweat?
:: No, no.
:: Is it weird that I think about her all the time, even in the bathroom?
:: No.
:: Is it weird that I bought a ring and I want to ask her to marry me?
:: Well, yeah. That's-that's completely weird.
:: Well, it doesn't matter now. It's all ruined!
:: No, it's not. What if I could give you the perfect setting, the perfect moment?
:: What do you mean?
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:: Stop it. That…that's weird.
:: Mm mm. Come on.
:: All right. How are you gonna get a log cabin though? Or a lake? Or a chocolate fountain? And how are you gonna get her to come over?
:: Come on. Mm mm.  Uh huh. Come on.
==The Perfect Date==
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:: I got it! Huh? 
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:: Origami roses? Made out of toilet paper. 
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:: Gumball? Guys? Hello? 
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:: Are your parents aware there's a lake of antifreeze in their backyard? This stuff's really flammable, you know. Huh? 
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:: What?!
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: A-please. Sit down.
:: Wow. Okay... 
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:: Uh, why are you sitting on roadkill? 
::  "You have made me the happiest man in the world. Goodnight."
:: What?
:: Dagnabbit, that's supposed to be the last one. Uh, hold on.
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:: "Romantic deep male voice. Welcome to the best night of your life." 
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:: May I offer you a refreshment?
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:: To us. Ha ha ha ha uhhhhhh. Ha ha ha uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Chocolate fountain! CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! 
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:: So Penny, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.
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:: Uh, I'm listening.
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:: Uh… uh—
::  Oh, look; stop with the cards, just talk to me.
:: Okay. Will you mmmmm… will you mmmm… Urgh! Will you mmm…
:: Come on man, just say it!
:: Will you marry me… mmmmm…
:: Come on, COME ON!
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:: Will you marry me?!
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:: What did you say back there?
:: Marry me!
:: Oh Gumball, I can't.
:: Why?
:: We're twelve years old.
:: Age doesn't matter when it comes to love.
:: Legally, it kinda does. And I don't think Darwin's over it yet.
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:: No, I'm perfectly fine with it. 
:: Besides, we don't need a ring to show we love each other.
:: What do we do with it, then?
:: I think I have an idea.
==Bromance==
:: …and Gumball. Do you, in the name of the bro-code, bromise to always love and take care of your bro in sickness and in health, brosperity and broverty?
:: I do. 
:: You may now high-five the bro.
: and : Yeah!
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