Entity 909

Hey there lads! Jingo here, and today we are hunting for a brand-spanking-new entity. Entity 909!
*knock on door*
Oh, hold on and let me go get that. (I always fricking get interrupted in the middle of my damn story-
*shotgun blast*
OW! SON OF A DAMN! WHY THE HELL DID YOU-
EnderMaster45: I can't let you do this again.
But this is a totally cringe-free, non-spam story!
EnderMaster45: *pumps shotgun* Prepare to meet your... uh...
Maker?
EnderMaster45: ...DOOM!
Oh, you must mean DOOM, the classic 1993 shooter game developed by id Software-
EnderMaster45: *pumps shotgun* SHUT UP!
You shut up, you don't even know how to use a gun, dumbass, which is evidenced by the fact that you keep pumping the shotgun repeatedly. Not to mention you probably are afraid of guns. The only reason you even have it is because I wrote it.
EnderMaster45: *shotgun disappears* But.. I-
Are now dead because of reasons? Yes.
<EnderMaster45 has died because of yes>
Well that clears this whole thing up! Now back to my amazingly un-cringey story!
*Multiple knocks on door*
Oh frick-
== The Story (Because Yes) ==
One day I was... I don't know, playing Roblox? No, because Roblox is the crappiest curse to humanity ever created besides furries- I mean, uh, ANYWAY-
I was playing Minecraft because of yes. I created a new world because of yes. My world's name was "E" because of yes. I collected wood because of yes, made charcoal because of yes, created a stone sword because of yes, and began work on a gigantic mansion because of yes.
As I was playing (because of yes), I happened to notice that the game turned black and white (most likely, it was because of yes). Again, this wasn't particularly NOTICEABLE or anything, I just happened to see it because of yes. Suddenly the music stopped (guess why. Was it... because of yes?) and the world started to shake very spookily because of yes. I remembered (I'm sure it was because of yes) that I was playing a Czechoslovakian version of Minecraft called DigBuild because of yes. It was identical except that the title screen said "DigBuild," there was a picture of blood and suspicious crap, and the yellow text said "Furries Forever" because of yes and also because they wanted me to off myself because damn, furries are cringe because of yes.
Suddenly Minecraft received realistic physics, blocks flew and shattered apart very realistically as an entity rose from the hole being created in the ground because of yes. Entity 909.
He rushed toward me, I attempted to use my dirt block to kill him because of yes, he dodged (also because of yes) and shot a laser beam (A LASER BEAM!) out of his eyes, straight through my avatar's brain because of yes.
As my in-game character died I suddenly felt a pain in my skull because of yes, I fell back out of my seat and the last thing I saw (because of yes) was Entity 909 laughing on my screen because of yes, and realistic bloody people dancing and weird stuff like that because of yes. Then I died because of yes.
If YOU ever see entities in YOUR world, for ANY REASON, not just yes, then RUN. DON'T FRICKING TRY UNSUCCESSFULLY TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER OR FIGHT IT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT, JUST RUN FOR THE LOVE OF YES. JUST GET THE HELL AWAY (because of yes)!
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