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==Battletech 90210 - Chapter 12 -==
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===Episode 12===
((Inner Sphere High School's PTA meeting))
Dr. Banzai: Good evening, I am Doctor B. Banzai and I welcome you to our event. I just wanted to thank our benefactor First Prince Hanse Davion for adding on our new hyper pulse station research facility...Let's all show our support when the new Ian Davion Memorial "Wobbie Sucks" science station.
((slight applause followed by....))
Romano: Treacherous viper! How dare we applaud one who would shove my beloved innocent boy into a locker. The murderous......
Justin: They still make lockers in your size.....
Romano: Well, I er, ah, death to the great Satan!
Waterly: That's my line!
Banzai: Well, that notwithstanding...I would like to introduce our new corporate sponsor...StarClones
((slight applause))
StarClonesRep: Thank you, everyone...I would like to thank all the lords for their support in introducing the new food line in the school, and I'd like to tell you a little about it.
Theodore: Please tell us it's not more MREs (Meals Rejected by Elementals)?
(laughs)
StarClones: Nope. We got all new flavors so every house can enjoy it...
Justin: Does St. Ives get a flavor?
Romano: NO!!!!!! You must not let that Davion puppet state have legitimacy in the snack bar! We will unleash hordes of Death Commandos to stop you. Every lunch lady will feel the wrath of our holy terror.
(Waterly whips out the trademark papers signifying that "Wrath of Holy Terror" is the Licensed Product of the Word of Blake and hands them over to House Liao)
Waterly: That will be one new Division, please.....
Justin: One sec..(grabs a silver ball bounces it once and throws it over Romano's head)
Romano: (coos) SHHHHHHHIIIIINNNNNNYYYYY! (runs after ball)
Justin: So do the Allard-Liaos get a snack?
StarClones: Why not? Half an hour after you eat it, you want to raid your enemy's capital!(laughs)Don't forget our new spreadable jelly.....I can't believe it's not Marik. Looks like Marik, spreads like Marik, tastes like Marik, but it's 100% processed vegetable matter...
Waterly: (looks uncomfortable) Look at the time...got to go. Come Thoma........I mean, Come Toby! Hear boy!
(Everyone looks around for imaginary dog)
Haakon Magnusson: Do the Rasalhague people get a snack bar?
SC: 'Fraid not...The product line was lost to Clan industries in a hostile takeover...
(Rasalhague kids sigh)
Phelan: Do the Clan exchange kids get anything?
SC: Absolutely...Solahma snacks.....walk on them, step on them, DFA them! Use everything up to nukes on them! Solahma snacks are durable and can last for decades!
(Phelan nods and sits)
Victor: Well, that's kind of cute... We Steiner-Davions get something nice too, ja?
SC: Jawohl, Herr Victor. Steiner-Davion Ale.....One pint of the brew and you're ready to take on the universe!!! Do we have any Steiners here tonight?
(All but twelve people in the auditorium of six hundred raise their hands)
SC: Great.....Ah, well, we have some new pretzel flavored......
Kali: NO! We shall have rice cakes emblazoned with the likeness of me.....The one supreme......
Cassie: (Swinging from a cut electrical wire)....M U S T KILLLLLLLLL! (catches Kali and flings out of the scene)
Galen: She's got to be more careful. Those wires have way too much power in them to be safe.
Kathy: Did someone say power?
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