Scientist Interview

One of the funniest zombie in PvZGW is the Scientist (IMO). I don't have the game but I looked at some pictures of him on PvZ wiki. He looks funny for the following reasons:
*His jeans got severely ripped up.
*He wears a safety glass, which looks funny, but nice at the same time.
*His hair is pretty unusual for a scientist.
==The interview==
Me: Hi, Scientist! I'm Rufus Blanchard. What's your name?
Scientist: I'm Charlie Sanderson.
Me: OK, nice name there. Where do you live, and when were you born?
Scientist: I live at 32 Redfield Street, San Francisco. I was born on December 27, 1962.
Me: Do you work with some other scientists too? Or maybe you work with Zomboss?
Scientist: Um... yeah, I work with Zomboss and some other guys, usually making some new techs with him.
Me: What do you make?
Scientist: Zombots, and our next project will be the Zombot Stealth.
Me: What do you mean by "stealth"?
Scientist: This one doesn't make any noise when moving, so we can just silently destroy someone's defense.
Me: What do you use?
Scientist: A modified gamma ray projector.
Me: Oh, so you make some radioactive weapon?
Scientist: Yeah. This should kill all plants, even those with strong defense.
Me: Wow. Sadistic. BTW, let's go to other topic. Why do you use safety glass?
Scientist: Obviously for safety. Also, sometimes we use steam things that hurts our eyes a lot, so that's why.
Me: Also, why is your jeans ripped up? That looks ridiculous. You should change your clothing.
Scientist: I carelessly walks you know, and if I remember it correctly, it's because I fall a lot when I run, and I fall like ten times or so every month, so that's why.
Me: You look skinny, why?
Scientist: Because I haven't eat any brains in the last few days. Um... GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS! (lunges at me)
Me: No! Stop that! OUCH!!! Hey, release me!
Scientist: I'll release you after I eat your brains!
Me: (tries to escape) Do you know that this is a LIVE STREAMING?
Scientist: No. Now, I'll eat your brains in an aggressive way. (scratches my head, then eats it, until my brain exposed)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOST MY BRAINS!!!!!!
Scientist: Yeah, this is so yummy!
(6 hours later)
Me: (groans) Brainz....... Hey, do you have some brainz?
Scientist: Here. Take it. It's yours
Me: HOW DARE YOU? (chases him)
Scientist: RUN!!!! (gets in his Dodge Neon, then drives away)
Me: Oh no. I lost him. Ahhhhhh!!! He ate my brainz!