Censorship.

Censorship. is the fourth short of I hate my child..
==Synopsis==
Prim talks about censorship.
==Transcript==
[Prim is sitting on a windowsill, looking out at the street below. A news report about censorship is playing on the TV in the background.]
News Anchor: The controversy over censorship continues to rage on as more and more people voice their concerns about the limits on free speech.
Prim: [muttering to himself] Censorship, huh? I know a thing or two about that.
[Prim jumps off the windowsill and approaches the TV, his tail flicking back and forth.]
Prim: You know, it's not just humans who censor things. Sometimes us cats get censored too.
News Anchor: Really? How so?
Prim: Well, for one thing, have you ever noticed how many of those silly cat videos on the internet get taken down for no good reason? It's like the powers-that-be don't want people to see how awesome we are.
News Anchor: Hmm, I never thought of it that way.
Prim: And don't even get me started on the times my humans have tried to stop me from expressing myself. Like that time they put a collar on me with a stupid little bell, just so they could hear me coming. That was pure censorship, I tell you.
News Anchor: I can see how that would be frustrating.
Prim: You're telling me. But at least I have my secret lasagna stash to console me when things get tough.
[Prim saunters off, his tail held high, as the news report continues in the background.]
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