Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 53

The 53rd installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features first president of the NFL, Jim Thorpe, rapping against Brazillian footballer, Pele. It was released January 15th, 2014.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as Jim Thorpe
Mat4yo as Pele
==Lyrics==
===Jim Thorpe:===
Step back, now prepare for my attack,
If I paid to see you play, I'd surely want my quarterback!
First NFL President, I define the word great,
You've got issues if you don't remember your own birthdate!
Watch out, squirt, you little wack ass spazz!
Thorpe is gonna leave you warped with a football up your ass!
You had the chance to be great, I admit it, but sadly,
You were such a crybaby, you had to be trained by your daddy!
===Pele:===
I'm about to go all Andrew Jackson on this Native A,
But first, the rules, number one, don't mess with Pele,
Don't get confused, my American amateur brother,
I play football, you play dudes tackle each other!
Get off of the field, cheerleader, keep the benchwarm,
You don't belong here, go back to your basketball barnstorm!
Shooting black pearls of raps, there's no way you can control this,
Evade, duck, slice, and boom, I just scored a goal, bitch!
===Jim Thorpe:===
Just listen to the crowd when Thorpe goes from town to town,
The champion all around performing countless touchdowns!
And you're a violent little shit, you need to calm your ass down,
While I hut, two, three! Yo, pass me the crown!
It's about time you realized that this ain't no game!
I can tell by your name that you don't deserve the fame!
I can talk the talk, you can't stop this jock,
Go back to playing with your little paper-stuffed sock!
===Pele:===
Stuffed sock, so what? When I was young, I had a dream,
And I was pro material by the age of seventeen!
But you? You decided that your titles didn't matter at all,
So you took a few checks, started swinging at balls!
You were poor, but found food, told the Great Depression to suck it,
But you were so deathly grateful, that you ACTUALLY kicked the bucket!
My technique and endurance make me a perfect role model,
I'll be sipping from a World Cup while you chug a beer bottle!
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Who Won?
Jim Thorpe
Pele
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