Hugh and Jen tell Mary Test to play the drums

Jen got Mary Test a drum set. Mary promised that she would practice, but she got bored. She said "I wanna leave the drum set." Her father, Hugh Test, told her "No Mary. You have made a request and you are gonna do it." "I agree with your father." Jen said. "No Daddy! I wanna see Don Adams!" Mary yelled. But Hugh said "No Mary! Don Adams was dead!" "Why not Daddy?" Mary asked. "Don Adams had a lung infection and he died in 2005." Hugh said. "Now play the drums." Jen said. "I agree what Jen said. Now do it." Hugh said. "No way Daddy! I wanna see Ritchie Valens, Big Bopper, and Buddy Holly!" But Hugh told her "No Mary! Ritchie Valens, Big Bopper, and Buddy Holly are dead!" Mary asked "Why not Daddy?" "Ritchie Valens, Big Bopper, and Buddy Holly died in a plane crash in 1959." "But Daddy, i wanna see Dick York!" Mary yelled. Hugh told her "Mary, Dick York was dead." "Why not Daddy?" Mary asked. "Dick York had emphysema due to his heavy smoking and he died in 1992." Hugh said. Mary started to play the drums and she gave Hugh a bad case of pooping.
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