Lonny Bohonos

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Lonny Bohonos was a man of the ice
In the regular season he would not suffice
Vancouver was wondering
"could we trade him for Convery?"
And the Toronto Maple Leafs said "that's nice"
Lonny Bohonos was a man of few words
In the regular season he laid a few turds
Then the Leafs made the big dance
injuries gave him his chance
and then Lonny, he flew like the birds
Lonny Bohonos had 9 points in 9 games
Leafs fans everywhere were chanting his name
He could buy a new car
Get in fist fights in bars
He had finally found fortune and fame
Lonny Bohonos was riding on high
The fans in the stands his name they did cry
Then came the offseason
and for some fucking reason
The Toronto Maple Leafs said "Goodbye"
Lonny Bohonos went Switzerland way
And many Poliners died a little that day
You were almost a star
wherever you are
And Lonny Bohonos, that's gay.