Great German Clusterfuck War of '36

The Great German Clusterfuck War of '36 was a war started when Wilhelm II,played by Donkey, forgot that he can simply legaly disband the Reichstag and thus decided to coup it. The chaos would end up in the First Great Retcon and the Restart.
=== Beginning ===
For some unknown reason Wilhelm II declared a march on the Reichstag, using the famous line "I'm sorry @2ndReich but I declare a march on the Reichstag all troops loyal to me will fight for me". Naturally this was opposed by everyone except the NatPops who wanted to use Wilhelm II then kill him once he brings them to power.
=== First Conflict ===
In order to aid Wilhelm II Hermann Goring moved the SA over to Berlin, but since there was no Battle Bot at that time he auto lost by agreement. However the rest of Prussia fell to the NatPops, led by Wilhelm II's son August Wilhelm. 
=== Civil War ===
As battle lines were drawn Germany started losing its colonies to rebellions and coups. Rhineland and Bavaria would declare independence and the eastern Mitteleuropa states were promised to Russia by the NatPops in exchange for military intervention. Fighting in the Berlin was instense as AV fought to free their units trapped in Berlin, which was itself encircled by the NatPops. In Prussia a Syndicalist uprising started, but was crushed by Paul von Lettow Vorbeck, who was intiallity neutral but later sided against the NatPops, however he was encircled by Russian divisions. 
=== First Great Retcon ===
Ceasefire was called on by all sides so that they could make sense of the mess. In the end it was decided the scenario didn't make any sense and thus the entire RP was reset. Donkey would lose control over Wilhelm II with 100% of the RP accounts voting for it
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