Anima Vendide Vendors

The Anima Vendide Vendors are the vendors from a large marketplace on the planet Anima Vendide, first introduced in Professor Proxy's Wild Ride.
== Members ==
=== Severed Head Salesman ===
A pumpkin-headed dullahan who specialized in selling severed heads, having Walt Disney's frozen head stolen by known fugitive Clib Jubley. He possessed the head of his dead cousin, which he obtained through unknown means.
=== Mellified Man ===
A mummified man who, among medicinal remedies including his own candied flesh, sold cream cheese.
=== Flux Capacitor Salesman ===
The seller of various tech things, mostly robots, who the party bought an OSMO droid and a receptacle glove from before saving him from the Space Between Spaces to get the Flux Capacitor they needed. Zorgus hunted him down over an illegal OSMO droid.
=== Banana Man ===
Bung Vulchungo, better known as the Banana Man, is a crazy man who sells bananas, who later got his stand set on fire by Nacho.
=== Chocolate Golem Salesman ===
A Plasmoid who specialized in chocolate golems, who got bit and partially eaten by Sock and burned by Nacho.
=== Blacksmith ===
A dwarven Blacksmith who makes weapons, responsible for making Spinflux Eddie.
=== Silkworm Salesman ===
A salesman who weaves items out of the silk that emerges from his mouth. He made the rope used to tie up Zorgus.
== History ==
=== Professor Proxy's Wild Ride ===
After Professor Proxy's bus got its Flux Capacitor stolen by Patty, the party crash-landed on Anima Vendide, thankfully right next to a marketplace selling exactly what they needed. Soon, they witnessed an alien repeatedly saying "Clib Jubley" while toting Walt Disney's frozen head, who Sock pounced upon and proceeded to eat alive, later holding the frozen head hostage from the salesman it belonged to in exchange for more cream cheese. Thankfully, the mummified man next to him had cream cheese amongst his wares, that they bought in exchange for the frozen head. After this, they travel to a tech salesman who specialized in robots, collecting an OSMO droid and a receptacle glove, the latter of which Moveh is able to convince the tech salesman to give to him in exchange for giving him good luck by giving him a foot rub. When they asked about the man's capacitor, he replied that he wanted a severed head in exchange for it, so the party went back to the severed head salesman, threatening to sever his head and use that. Instead, the salesman offered the head of his dead cousin. When asked how he procured such a head, he bolted, leaving all of his wares at the party's disposal.
Before the party bought the Flux Capacitor, they went to see the other stands, including a man specializing in bananas and a Plasmoid selling chocolate golems. Sock took a bite out of the Plasmoid before Nacho set his booth on fire, melting the golems and spreading the fire to the Banana Man's stand. After approaching the Flux Capacitor salesman and buying the Capacitor, the salesman and the Capacitor were pulled into one of his Bags of Holding by the Bagman, and the party entered it to stop the Bagman and get the Capacitor. Soon enough, they escaped with the Capacitor and the salesman, promptly leaving for the mines.
=== Spinflux's Solo Session ===
The Flux Capacitor Salesman was being harassed by Zorgus over an illegal OSMO droid. As Spinflux engages Zorgus in combat, the Blacksmith leant him a weapon to use against Zorgus, with him designing Eddie, an ego replacement to his lever. After Zorgus was beaten and the weapon given to Spinflux, the Silkworm salesman spun him some rope to tie Zorgus up with.
== Trivia ==
* Banana Man is a reference to the Tally Hall song "Banana Man" and its accompanying music video.
* Banana Man is the only vendor which has a name.
** In the song "Banana Man," Bung Vulchungo is mentioned, leading the Zimbabwe Songbirds in a song about the Banana Man. The Banana Man in the song was theorized to be him, while others assume Bung is singing the song with the Songbirds, rather than being Banana Man himself. Chris named him in honor of Bung Vulchungo.
*The Silkworm Salesman was visually inspired by Honey Bear from Phobies.
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