Alice Liddell vs Madotsuki

EuphieOnClouds as Alice Liddell   Vladmyr P. and Zawesome as The White Rabbit Garbage Gothic  as Madotsuki WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE ALICE LIDDELL AGAINST MADOTSUKI BEGIN Alice Liddell: I’m Gigantic! And you just turned the wrong path! Welcome to Wonderland.  Where you’ll be going six feet under, scam! I’ll put you in eternal slumber, man!  But you couldn’t win in your dreams, Maddy! Don’t try to rap me! Step aside, girl,  My sporadic attacks are staying on track and they scare you worse than the outside world!  We’re all mad out here, Tweedle-Dumb-ass! Your game is so cracked it’s almost tragicomic  Fortunately I pack the sickness in these raps enough to make Madotsuki vomit!  And you lack it! No tact or facts to back you up, maggot! So I’ll stab this troll,  And name this knife the second pointy object that’s been up your rabbit hole!  Madotsuki: A visitor has come to pass. Obnoxious and toxic, trying to invoke my wrath  Can’t beat me, rhyme scheme screams “EAT ME.” I’ll crack you like a Looking Glass.  Welcome to my world. You’re the new kid, a nuisance, and to me, it’s lucid  That I hold control over all, stupid. You and your powers are proved useless.  But Alice couldn't Return this Madness, I shift worlds like a landslide  And slander this damn fly worse than Tim Burton did to your franchise  But now it’s unimpressive. I’m complex, you’re a trainwreck whose manic depressive,  Your family couldn’t handle a couple burns. Hope those genes weren’t recessive  And in this adventure, something tells me you drank that potion sometime in the middle  Because you’re so Small, Alice. A Midget to me. Some might even say you’re Liddell  And now it’s time. All in your mind. Mankind couldn’t hope to rebuild her  Misstitched her final wish. Alice is Dead, and it looks like I'm the killer.   (The screen cuts to black as a stabbing noise as heard. Madotsuki begins tampering with the world, moving her hands as the ground shifts with it. While she does this, a dark silhouette watches. A bullet speeds past Madotsuki's ear, as she turns around to see... The White Rabbit: The missions just started, but I’m stepping up to fight it out,  And I’m not late for this important date, I’ll give you something to Cry about  And I sent myself here to kill this Madder-than-the-Hatter depressant witch  I’m the one with amnesia but you don’t know who you’re messing with  But here you are, trying to rap a Rabbit. Your parents must be so proud.  Bringing you a bigger existential crisis than when they went underground  You’re as slow as Poniko. I’m like Uboa when I smith a witch,  ‘Cause I overshadow her franchise and flip her like a lightswitch  I’m not sure what your RPG means to me but it doesn’t ring a Bell  Direct you and your crimes against music to a Wonderland Jail cell  Let you rot where you belong, turn your life into a living hell,  And when you’re nothing but a Severed Head, I’d like to see you try to Pinch yourself   (The Rabbit points his gun at Madotsuki and fires, leaving a bullet in her arm, before climbing into an elevator. As the bullet hits, a tear quickly drips down her face as both she and the background turn Grayscale.)  Madotsuki's Ghost: My birthday must have come early, but nobody invited this clown  It’s funny how an elevator could be going up while you’re going down  (Madotsuki appears behind the Rabbit in the elevator)  I could beat you sleepwalking. No look, I’m doing it right now.  Disappear a bunny like a magic trick, this prick even makes Cheshire frown  Skill, you lack it, HABIT, so go and hop back inside the casket,  And though I don’t mean Elmer Fudd, I’m not the first one to Kill the Rabbit  So use your final moments to pray it’s all a dream before it starts  When my rhythm puts twice as many holes in you than the Queen of Hearts  MURDERED THE MIC COMMENT THE WAlVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLES Ryan Tillotson Zawesome and Fel Vlad Cover Art by Brodecai Beat Produced by Zawesome