Stephan Bonnar

I'm going to give Keith Jardine Hell but I don't think he'll mind because he sort of looks like Satan."-Stephan Bonnar
"I Just Might Be Your Daddy" - Stephan Bonnar on TUF
"To me, it was just another fight. It was a tough fight. I remember going into the third round and thinking 'Damn, I'm tired. And bloody.' And uhh.. I just heard absolutely everyone in the stadium stomping their feet. It sounded like an earthquake almost. And then it hit me, you know? I go 'Damn, this must be a pretty good fight'." - Stephan on his first fight with Forrest.
"Don't play stupid, you know what asparagus is." - Stephan to Diego on TUF.
"It's only fair to get this overturned to a no contest or draw. In the rules, if after two rounds a fighter suffers a cut from an illegal blow, they go to the scorecard. The judges had it one round a piece, which would have made it a draw. Right after (it) happened, I pointed to my head and told him, 'Head butt.' Why he didn't look up at the replay, which they showed about 30 times, I have no idea. I have never been wronged so bad in a situation that was so obvious. Yes, I will appeal this decision. I just want what is fair. How do 20,000, people including my opponent and the commentators, see that a clash of heads occurred and the referee not see it? I feel like I'm in a pro wrestling match, where one of the wrestlers hits his opponent over the head with a chair when the referee's back's turned. Everyone in the arena sees what happened but the ref, then the ref gets down and gives the three-count and gives the guy the win. It really feels like that." - Stephan Bonnar after his loss to Kryszstof... Fuck it, Kristoff Sozinski, after being cut by a headbutt near the start of the third round.
"Take a close-up on this head. This cut is actually shaped like a "K" for Krzysztof. Now I got to walk around with a scar in the shape of a "K". So yeah I'm pissed off." - Stephan after his loss.