Wormhole Scavenger Hunt/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Wormhole Scavenger Hunt".
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(Poppy is humming while walking. Just then, a Delivery Bug gives her a letter.)
Poppy: Huh. (She reads the letter.)
Lownote: (In his head) “Dear Poppy, take one stop to your left.” (Poppy moves to the left.) “A little more.” (Poppy moves further to the left.) “Hah, that’s it, baby! Sincerely, Lownote Jones.” (Poppy is put into a bubble.)
Poppy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! (She laughs as she floats up. She then sees Holly and Guy Diamond.) Guy? You’re here, too?
Holly: What is happenin’, y’all? 
Poppy and Guy Diamond: We don’t know! (The friends laugh as they float up to Vibe Town. The spaceship brings out a tube that sucks them in.)
Lownote: Congratulations. You’ve been randomly selected to partake in the funkiest of funky events: A genuine Lownote Jones Scavenger Hunt!
Guy Diamond: A scavenger hunt?! Well, Lownote, if you’re aiming for fun, I’d say you just shot… a bullseye. (He does a glitter fart that forms an arrow and target.)
Lownote: Well, all right! But just know, this is no ordinary scavenger hunt. The items on your list can only be found… in other dimensions. (He presses a button and a wormhole appears. Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly gasp.)
Holly: Well, hot dang! I am always sayin’ scavenger hunts would be better if not limited to merely our own plane of existence, y’all!
Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly: Woo-hoo!
Lownote: Working together, you all will have two hours to get as many items as you can. Which you can see here on the game timer. (He reveals an hourglass.) The harder an item is to find, the more points it’s worth! (He touches the hourglass and the time starts. Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly get excited.) Happy hutting… babies! (Poppy takes his remote and she, Guy Diamond, and Holly jump into the wormhole. They end up in an area with a lot of wormholes.)
Poppy: (Taking out a list) Ooh! Item 7 looks fun, team. Find a gem in the Jigsaw Puzzle Dimension!
Guy Diamond: What’s that? (He, Poppy, and Holly enter the Jigsaw Puzzle Dimenson. They fix a puzzle part and it reveals a gem.)
Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly: 10 points! Yay! (They enter an 8-bit video game dimension and find a crown.) 12 points! Yay! (Soon, they are laughing while popping bubble packs in the Bubble Pack Dimension.)
Holly: Uh… y’all, is anyone else concerned we’re wastin’ too much time here in the Bubble Pack Dimension?
Guy Diamond: Not at all. You know what they say, Holly, sometimes you have to stop… (He sniffs a bubble pack rose.) … and pop the roses. (He starts popping the bubble pack rose and laughs.)
Poppy: That’s right! Besides, this scavenger hunt is just for fun. It’s not like it’s a competition. (A different version of Poppy appears.)
Pushy Poppy: Oh, yeah? (A gum bubble pops in her mouth and she chews it.) Well, it is now. (She snaps her fingers and her friends appear.)
All: Uh, what? (Lownote appears through a wormhole.)
Lownote: Uh-oh. Word of my scavenger hunt must have spread throughout the multiverse, and other versions of you from an alternate dimension want in. (laughs) Oh, what a world! (He disappears.) 
Guy Diamond: Wait, other versions? So I get to meet myself?! (He runs over to Dingy Diamond.) Oh-ho, what an honor! I’m a huge fan! (He smells something stinky.) Ew! What’s that smell?
Dingy Diamond: (laughs) That would be me. Dingy Diamond likes to keep things au naturale. (He releases his bad breath.)
Tiny Diamond: Hey! Come on, Alternate Reality Daddy! Have some self-respect, man! (A Grossum pops out of Dingy Diamond’s hair.)
Guy and Tiny Diamond: Oh!
Holly: Well, howdy, sugar. I’m Holly Darlin’ from the Country Western Tribe.
Hollizabeth Darlingtonshire: (Removing her hat) ‘Ello ‘ello. Name’s Hollizabeth Darlingtonshire. From the Cockney Tribe I am.
Holly: Huh. Well this here’s as perplexin’ as a wound up Puffalo trapped in a hen house.
Hollizabeth Darlingtonshire: And I’d say it’s a spit spot wallop of a sideways crumpet, I would!
Holly: (giggles) I like you!
Pushy Poppy: Enough with the yap. I’m Pushy Poppy, got it? (She snaps her fingers.)
Poppy: Whoa, whoa. I’m sorry, Pushy Poppy?
Pushy Poppy: Yeah, ‘cause I have a pushy attitude? Not ‘cause I physically push Trolls. (She blows a bubble and it pops.) Although if I did, it would look like this. (She snaps her fingers and talks to Dingy Diamond.) You! (She pretends to push Dingy Diamond.) Fall over! (Dingy Diamond falls over. Guy Diamond and Holly gasp.)
Holly: Ew.
Poppy: (Helping Dingy Diamond up.) Up you go. (She laughs as she tickles Dingy Diamond’s nose and walks over to Pushy Poppy.) OK, this is zero need to be pushy. Everyone’s welcome to join our scavenger hunt and- (Pushy Poppy places her gum on Poppy’s face and takes her list.) Aah! Hey! (She gets the gum off her face.)
Pushy Poppy: We’re not joining you. Pushy Poppy likes to win. And “nice Trolls” finish last. (She returns to the wormhole and snaps her fingers. Her friends join her and they jump into the wormhole.)
Holly: All right, I’m just gonna say it, y’all. Of all the Poppys I’ve met, she is my 2nd favorite.
Guy Diamond: And she just ruined the entire game! (He and Holly grunt angrily.)
Poppy: No, guys! This is not over!
Guy Diamond and Holly: Huh?
Poppy: ‘Cause we are gonna win this hunt and prove the other me wrong, because being nice does not mean you finish last!
Holly and Guy Diamond: Yeah!
Poppy: We just need a way to get another scavenger list. Hm… (Lownote appears with another list.)
Lownote: Here you go! (He gives the list to Poppy.)
Poppy: Yay!
Lownote: Wormholes sure are convenient! (He laughs and leaves. Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly cheer as they enter another wormhole. Before they leave, the pop more bubble bands. They reach the Dessert Dimension.)
Poppy: Ha! See? We got to the Dessert Dimension before they did! Now let’s go show ‘em what nice Trolls can do! Right after I help you down. (She uses her hair to form stairs. Guy Diamond starts going down them.) That step’s a doozy. Careful. Easy… (Pushy Poppy appears.)
Pushy Poppy: Be my stairs! (Dingy Diamond and Hollizabeth jump down and Pushy Poppy uses their heads as stairs. Then she grabs a cupcake.) 145 points! (She climbs back into the wormhole and grabs her friends. Holly is seen helping Poppy down her hair.)
Holly: Careful, careful. (Poppy gets down and the friends grunt.)
Poppy: OK, new strategy. (She takes out the list.) All we have to do is get one of the really tough items that’s worth the most points!
Holly: Well, hey, yeah!
Guy Diamond: That’s a great idea!
Poppy: Then back inside, gang! We haven’t a moment to lose!
All: Yeah! (Poppy uses her hair as stairs again.)
Poppy: (As Holly steps on her hair) Just watch your step. Slowly… (Soon, they reach another dimension.) That’s odd. The list says we get 700 points to find a “crab apple.” But what’s so hard about getting a crab apple? (She and her friends look up to see a Crab Apple Tree. He swipes his claws at them, sending them flying.)
Guy Diamond: Oh!
Pushy Poppy: Hey, tree! Give me an apple! (The Crab Apple Tree looks away.) I’m serious! Do it! (The Crab Apple Tree lifts his trunk, moves farther, and stops moving.) Ugh! I don’t get it! I’ve yelled! I’ve stomped my little feet! Those are literally the only two options I have in this scenario! (She falls to the ground and whimpers while throwing a tantrum.)
Guy Diamond: Yeesh. Somebody needs a nap.
Holly: Mm-hm.
Poppy: Come on, this is our chance, Trolls. Let’s show Pushy Poppy how we do things in our dimension. (As we show a montage of Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly being nice to the Crab Apple Tree, she sings All In This Together.)
(Poppy)
There’s nothing like
Like opening your heart up
And letting the love spill everywhere
Sugar and spice can melt any armor
So let’s show the world
How much we care
Show them some love, lift someone up
Whoa, we’re all in this together 
Whoa, let’s stop to remember
When there’s love and there’s trust 
And there’s hearts opening up
Whoa, everything is better (The Crab Apple Tree gives Poppy an apple.)
Poppy: See? Being nice does work better than being pushy. (Pushy Poppy takes the apple.) Hey!
Pushy Poppy: Yeah, I’m taking this. (She runs off.)
Poppy: (As she and her friends run after Pushy Poppy) Hey, give me that! Stop it!
Guy Diamond: Where is it you’re going?! (The friends end up in the 8-bit video game dimension.)
Pushy Poppy: Can’t catch me!
Poppy: Hey! (Pushy Poppy picks up a mushroom that rolls down, chasing Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly. Then she leaves. They end up back in the Bubble Pack Dimension. They pop some bubble packs and laugh. After going around many dimensions, Pushy Poppy returns to the Dessert Dimension, stuck in midair.)
Pushy Poppy: Uh-oh. (She screams and falls into green jelly. She tries to swim our, but the rest of her body remains stuck. Poppy, Holly, and Guy Diamond then return.)
Poppy, Holly, and Guy Diamond: Yeah!
Guy Diamond: Trapped in a gelatin mold! (He takes the apple from Pushy Poppy.) Ha-ha!
Pushy Poppy: Hey!
Guy Diamond: Now all we have to do is get this baby to Lownote Jones before time runs out, and the game is won! (He and the others cheer.)
Pushy Poppy: Uh, hello! (She struggles to free herself.) Where are you going?! I’m stuck! Ugh. You got the apple. Yay for you. But you can’t just leave me here! Right?
Poppy: (sighs) No, we can’t. (She uses her hair to pull Pushy Poppy out. Guy Diamond and Holly help her.) You OK?
Pushy Poppy: Wow. I can’t believe you helped me after the way I treated you guys. Gosh, when I think about it, maybe being pushy isn’t the right way to treat people. Maybe deep down in my heart… (She takes the apple from Poppy again.) Psych!
Poppy: Psych?! (Pushy Poppy presses a button. A wormhole appears and Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Holly fall through it. They arrive back in Vibe Town while Pushy Poppy uses their heads as stairs.)
Pushy Poppy: 700 points! I win! (Poppy, Holly, and Guy Diamond become angry.) You should have let me stuck in that gelatin. I mean, I’ve been stealing from you this entire game. Did you really think I wouldn’t do it again?
Poppy: (sighs) No. We knew what you were going to do.
Pushy Poppy: Pfft. You did? Then why did you help me get unstuck?
Poppy: Because it was the nice thing to do. And we realize that even if nice Trolls finish last, it’s still the kind of Troll that we want to be. (She, Holly, and Guy Diamond hug.)
Pushy Poppy: Um, good for you, but nobody cares! Because I won.
Lownote: Actually, it sounds like Poppy found the most important item of all. Check number 47. (Poppy takes out her list.)
Poppy: “Find… yourselves”?
Lownote: Mm-hm. And that one’s worth like a ka-jillion points, baby! The nice team wins! (Poppy, Holly, and Guy Diamond cheer.)
Pushy Poppy: What?!
Poppy: Nice Trolls don’t finish last! (laughs)
Pushy Poppy: No! No, no, no! I stole that apple fair and square! Now say I won! Say it!
Lownote: OK, then thanks for playing! (He opens a wormhole and Pushy Poppy falls through it.) Don’t worry. I sent her to the Pillow Dimension. Somebody needs a nap, baby. (Pushy Poppy lands in the Pillow Dimension while still screaming. Then she yawns, lies down, and goes to sleep.)
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