G-3301

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== G-3301 (G-Man 3301) ==
G-3301 was a G-Man variant and a high-ranking Combine Official. He served as a Combine Army General in the Great META War and committed dozens of war crimes in North America and China during this time. 
=== Early Childhood ===
G-3301 was raised by the fauna of Ghetsin 2's atmosphere. They carried him around through the skies, and raised him as one of their own. G-3301 eventually would leave Ghetsin 2, in search of other life like him. He was found and captured by a Combine Discovery ship, where he was brainwashed and subsequently trained in military strategy and capuccino making. 
=== Great META War ===
As General of Combine Forces on Earth, G-3301 served under Grand General Grievous and was responsible for many of the naval assaults on Earth during the war, as well as numerous land-based invasions. Notably, he was responsible for ordering the attack, carried out by Corporal Wallace Breen, that resulted in General Fils-Aime activating the nuclear pumpkin in the Bombing Of Columbus. In 44 B.B., G-3301 attempted to negotiate a ceasefire between himself and Joe Biden. Unfortunately, Joe Biden refused to cede, telling G-3301 he was ‘full of Malarkey’.
=== Differences to other G-Men ===
Unlike G-Man and G-Man Alpha, G-3301 did not have the power of omnipresence and lacked many of the godlike abilities possessed by his brethren. However, he made up for this with his incredible military prowess and admirable cappuccino-making abilities.
=== Instagram Page ===
Like G-Man Alpha, G-3301 had his own Instagram page, where he posted similar content to his variant. He notably posted less frequently than his counterpart. Despite this, the two appeared to have a moderately successful partnership / rivalry between their instagram pages. 
=== Naming Convention ===
G-3301 chose to go by his Combine Designation Entity Number. The other two G-Men also possess this number, although they elect not to use them.
G-Man’s number was G-3298, and G-Man Alpha’s number was G-3299. No information is available on the nature of G-3300 (if such an entity exists).
== Death ==
G-3301 was murdered in cold blood by Grand General Grievous on Polus Base with a travel mug full of gasoline. 
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