Got it memorized?

Every player of Eon needs to remember a few key things: have them memorized.
1) We can't have nice things.
2) Friends don't let friends carry Alchemist's Fire. OR BOMBS.
3) 1.1.2.3.5.8.13.22
4) You should probably listen to what Ashra just said Ethan telling you to listen to what Ashra just said. Leilah saying it's probably OK to listen to what Ashra just said.
5) Never bargain with hard drugs.
6) Please only be a dick when absolutely necessary.
7) If you're going to gamble with a Neogi, only bet things THAT YOU YOURSELF OWN PERSONALLY.
8) First make sure it's not an illusion, then Dimension Door onto it.
9) Don't split the party.
10) Be careful when and where you shout "Nosrep Fle Lalah!"
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