Pokémon But Like With SBFW Users - Episode 2

Pokémon But Like With SBFW Users - Episode 2 is the 71st episode of Wait Wut and the seventh episode of season four.
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens where episode one left off, with CrazySpong waking up in her bed startled.]
CrazySpong: Ugh, I guess we're carrying on with this POKéMON shit then.
CrazySpong's Mother: (offscreen) Sweetie, wake up! You don't want to be late on your big day!
CrazySpong: Big day?
CrazySpong's Mother: Yes!
[CrazySpong's mother enters with a pile of dirty laundry.]
CrazySpong's Mother: It's the day you get your first POKéMON!
CrazySpong: Wait… you mean I get my own POKéMON in this fanfic?
CrazySpong's Mother: Yes! Now get dressed and head on over to Professor Vanessa's! She's probably waiting on you!
CrazySpong: (smiles) This isn't gonna be as bad as I thought!
[Cut to CrazySpong's Mother in the kitchen placing a bowl of Cheerios on the table. CrazySpong rushes past cosplaying as Dawn.]
CrazySpong's Mother: All kids leave home one day, it said so on TV.
CrazySpong: Bye mom, I'm off to get my POKéMON!
CrazySpong's Mother: Y- You don't even want your Cheerios?
CrazySpong: Sorry, there's no time! See ya!
[CrazySpong rushes out the door and slams it shut. CrazySpong's Mother stares in shock. CrazySpong's Father climbs out from under the table.]
CrazySpong's Father: I- Is she gone?
CrazySpong's Mother: ...yep.
[Pause. The two suddenly start jumping up and down in excitement.]
CrazySpong's Father: (blows on a party horn) FUCK YES! FREEDOM!
[Cut to CrazySpong's running towards Professor Vanessa's lab.]
CrazySpong: (panting) Must… get… POKéMON…
Vanessa: About time you show up. I've been waiting here for an hour!
CrazySpong: I… sorry… must have… overslept…
Vanessa: It's fine, it's fine, just come inside.
[CrazySpong follows Vanessa into the lab.]
CrazySpong: Nice place. I mean, obviously it's not as nice as my place, my Father works for the NHL, but still it's a nice place.
Vanessa: ...thanks?
CrazySpong: You're welcome.
[The two end up at a table with several POKéBALLS lying on it.]
CrazySpong: Wow, are these the POKéMON?
Vanessa: They sure are.
CrazySpong: Yeah I already knew, those are obviously POKéBALLS which do in fact contain POKéMON but I just wanted you to reaffirm it.
Vanessa: You're using big words today, Ms. Sponge.
CrazySpong: Being excited makes me smart.
Vanessa: I see.
[Pause.]
CrazySpong: So… can I pick my first POKéMON now?
Vanessa: Oh yeah sure, I mean that's what we're here for.
CrazySpong: Great! I've been waiting for this moment my entire life!
Vanessa: You didn't even know you were getting a POKéMON until just now.
CrazySpong: Whatever. Charmander, I choose you!
[Pause.]
Vanessa: Uh, yeah, no. Charmander was already taken by someone who got here before you. Sorry.
CrazySpong: Oh, um… then Squirtle, I choose you!
Vanessa: Also taken.
CrazySpong: Damnit! I guess I'm stuck with Bulbasaur then.
Vanessa: Yeah, um… look, I really don't know how to say this you but-
CrazySpong: You mean all the good POKéMON are gone?! Then who the fuck am I supposed to take?!
Vanessa: We have a spare Caterpie upstairs somewhere.
CrazySpong: Ugh, I'm not 
Vanessa: I'm sorry but you really don't have much choice here.
CrazySpong: Don't you have anyone else?
Vanessa: Well, there is one…
CrazySpong: Show me! Show me!
Vanessa: Ugh, fine.
[Vanessa walks over to a closet and pulls out a green POKéBALL.]
Vanessa: (sigh) To be completely honest I was hiding this one from you but what the hell.
[Vanessa opens the POKéBALL and a baby Hoopla pops up.]
Hoop: Hoop hoop!
CrazySpong: HOLY SHIT IT'S HOOPLA!
Vanessa: N- Not yet. It's one evolution before Hoopla, Hoop.
CrazySpong: I LOVE IT!
[CrazySpong picks up Hoop and tightly hugs him.]
CrazySpong: I promise to love you and look after you and use you to brutally injure other POKéMON for me so we can become the best in the region!
Vanessa: Oh God.
CrazySpong: So… can I go now?
Vanessa: Oh, I almost forgot.
[Vanessa reaches into the drawer and pulls out a yellow smartphone-like thing.]
Vanessa: You'll be needing this.
CrazySpong: That's… a weird ass POKéDEX.
Vanessa: Heh, it's not a POKéDEX. It's your PokéBot678.
PokéBot678: i say racial slurs all the time lmao
[Laugh track because racial slurs is Comedy.]
Vanessa: She can tell you anything you need to know about POKéMON, even if you've never seen one before! 
PokéBot678: ben and holly is the most disturbing show on television
Vanessa: She can also tell you all about daytime Channel 5 programming.
PokéBot678: i'm not joking i watched it without sound on and there's flying hats and buses it's terrifying
CrazySpong: Sweet.
Vanessa: Good luck, young trainer. The world of POKéMON is a scary place filled with monsters, thiefs, terrorist organisations that look like they've just come back from ComicCon, and worst of all-
[She turns around to find that CrazySpong, Hoop and PokéBot678 have gone. She stands in silence for a few seconds.]
Vanessa: Huh… oh well. You can all come out now!
[The camera pans across the room as we see several Charmander, Squirtle and Bulbasaur jump out of cupboards, drawers, cabinets, what have you. Aaron enters the room wearing a labcoat.]
Aaron: (smirks) Did she buy it?
Vanessa: Yeah, I gave her a fucking baby Hoopla and a defect POKéDEX and she was well happy.
Aaron: I love that.
Vanessa: You could probably make some mildly amusing userfiction about whatever that poor kid's probably gonna get herself into.
Aaron: wait wut
TO BE CONTINUED*
*at some point
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