Giggleyum/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Giggleyum".
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(Poppy is taking Branch to the Troll Village Cake Jamboree.)
Poppy: Here it is, Branch. Your first ever Troll Village Cake Jamboree! A celebration of all things cake-y, like abstract cake art… (The camera shows Harper painting a cake.)
All: Whoa!
Poppy: The Cake-tanical Gardens… (Meadow puts icing on flower cupcakes and eats one of them.) And the Frosting Zoo! (Some Trolls are at the Frosting Zoo putting on cake frosting and eating the animal cakes.)
Branch: OK, but what about the waterslide? That’s not exactly cake-related. (Some Trolls go down the waterslide in the form of a horn. They put their hands in the air and cheer.)
Poppy: Oh, no? (The Trolls reach the end of the slide, float in midair for a moment, and land on a cake. Just then, Smidge appears while sulking.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh. I can’t believe this is happening. This is terrible!
Poppy: Smidge, are you OK?
Smidge: No, I’m not. Nobody here is serving Sparkle Melon frosting, and it’s my favorite.
Klaus: Uh-oh! Sorry, Smidge. The Funtime Factory is no longer making the Sparkle Melon frosting.
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Poppy: Hold on, what? Why did they stop making Sparkle Melon? (She and Smidge go to the factory and ask Sky Toronto.)
Sky: Because it’s not popular, and it’s too difficult to produce. We provide over 6,000 flavors of frosting at this factory. (He goes to a machine showing the list of flavors.) Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, double chocolate, chocolate squared, chocolate to the 3rd power. Sparkle Melon is by far the most demanding on my staff. It’s all right here, on file. (He takes out a scrapbook.) To produce it, I send a team on a treacherous journey to the only Sparkle Melon grove on record. You might not make it back.
All: Yay!
Sky: Which takes them deep into the heart of… Bummer Territory.
Poppy and Smidge: (gasp) No!
Sky: Oh, yes. And once there, they face the must fun-sucking landscapes known to Troll, like Busy Work Bog. (Poppy and Smidge gasp.) The Valley of Watching Paint Dry. (Poppy and Smidge gasp again.) The Bland Canyon. (Poppy and Smidge hug each other and scream.) So, while I’m sorry you’re losing your… (clears his throat) … “favorite flavor,” I have to consider how it affects everyone.
Smidge: Those poor bored Trolls! I can’t ask someone to make that kind of sacrifice. (She goes over to the picture of the Sparkle Melon.) Oh, Sparkle Melon, thanks for all the memories. (She remembers eating Sparkle Melon frosting on a cake as a baby.) Goodbye… old friend.
Poppy: (groans) No! I can’t accept this. There’s got to be another way. What if I found a new recipe that tastes just like Sparkle Melon, but is easier to make?
Sky: Make Sparkle Melon without using Sparkle Melons? I’d say your plan can’t possibly fail.
Poppy: (gasps) You mean it?
Sky: No, I meant the exact opposite. Sorry, my monotone makes sarcasm nearly impossible.
Poppy: Oh.
Sky: We’re done here. (Poppy and Smidge go to Branch’s bunker for help.)
Poppy: So then I said, “Oh, yeah, Sky? I will find that new recipe, and I know just the Troll to help.” And then we came here and asked if we could search your rations for ingredients and then you said-
Branch: Whoa! OK. I was here for this part. And yes, of course you can use my rations. (He presses a button in a statue and his bookcase turns into a shelf of rations.) If it’s edible, I’ve got a jar full of it.
Poppy: “Crunchy Swamp Moss”?
Branch: It’s way better than Creamy Swamp Moss. Try it. (Poppy opens the jar and it reveals a terrible smell.) No, I’m serious. Try it.
Poppy: Sorry, no time. (She runs off.)
Smidge: Already starting a musical number where we try and make Sparkle Melon!
Branch: What? (As he, Poppy, and Smidge go through the rations and taste them, Keep Trying (Go Crazy) plays.)
(Branch)
Ooh
Keep trying
(Smidge)
Keep trying
(Branch)
And eventually
I know we’ll get it right
(Smidge)
All right!
(Poppy and Branch)
Ooh
It’s fine
(Smidge)
It’s fine, guys
(Poppy and Branch)
Yeah, we’ll make it
As long as we are side by side
(Smidge)
You and you and me!
(Poppy and Branch)
And I know it can be hard
When it’s not going how you designed
But we gonna keep going
And going and going, singing
Ooh
(Smidge)
Ooh
(Poppy and Branch)
Keep trying
(Smidge)
Keep on trying
(Poppy and Branch)
And eventually I know we’ll get it right
(Smidge)
We gonna get it right!
(All)
Go, go crazy
We ain’t stopping until we get it
There’s no maybe
Because we know just where we headed
And when we winning, winning
You know it feels so right
From the beginning
We keep our eyes on the prize
Go crazy
We ain’t stopping
Until we get it right (Soon, they reach the last ration.)
Poppy: All right, Smidge, this is our last try. We used up everything. (Smidge takes a sample with her finger.)
Smidge: Hm. Still not right. (Branch groans and takes a sample.)
Branch: We’re close. I think I know what this needs. (He, Poppy, and Smidge go to the Gigglefruit tree grove.) Gigglefruit!
Poppy: Uh… Branch, I don’t see any fruit.
Branch: (chuckles) Of course, not yet. To harvest it, you have to make the trees laugh. (He takes out a microphone.) Why did the tree get in trouble? Because it was being knotty. (A drum sting can be heard.) Get it? Knotty?! Like a knot! (The trees still don’t laugh. Poppy and Smidge do a face palm.) I don’t get it. That one usually brings the house down. Uh… A tree, a bush and a flower walk into a field, and the flower says uh… Wait, or was it a vine?
Smidge: (Pushing Branch aside) Oh, my Guh. Step aside! (She takes out a banana.) Banana, peel, step. (She slips on the banana peel, making the trees laugh. They make Gigglefruit fall.) It’s that easy. (Branch picks up a Giggle fruit and squirts its juice into the frosting. Then Poppy mixes it into blue frosting that sparkles.)
Poppy: Well, Smidge?
Smidge: Ah. (Poppy feeds her a spoonful. She smiles and Poppy makes Sky try it back at the factory.)
Sky: It doesn’t taste like Sparkle Melon, but it’s way better than Sparkle Melon.
Smidge: I know! It’s my new favorite flavor!
Sky: Mine, too. (He presses a button and the cake machines stop making cakes.) Everyone, stop what you’re doing and immediately start making…
Poppy: (whispers) We call it Giggleyum.
Sky: Giggleyum! (The workers cheer with joy.)
Worker Troll #1: We don’t know what that is. (Soon, shops at the market are serving Giggleyum frosting on different sweets. A long line of Trolls is waiting to get cupcakes. Satin and Chenille are at the front.)
Satin: One cupcake topped with Giggleyum, please. (She is given the cupcake she wants.)
Chenille: (groans) You have such weird tastes. One cupcake bottomed with Giggleyum, please. (Some Giggleyum frosting is put on her hand along with a cupcake. Then she and her sister leave eating their cupcakes. Guy Diamond is up next.)
Guy Diamond: I’d like one Giggleyum cake, extra Giggleyum, hold the cake. (The shop owner sprays Giggleyum all over his face.) Whoa! (He licks some of the frosting.) That’s what I’m talking about! (The Trolls are having fun eating the new frosting flavor. Cooper is making frosting angels and laughing.)
Sky: Thank you, Queen Poppy. Giggleyum is now everyone’s favorite flavor. (He goes to his chart.) Joy margins have never been higher.
Poppy: Great to hear, Sky! But mostly, I’m glad you’ve got a new favorite, Smidge. Now, go to it.
Smidge: (laughs) Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh! (She rolls into all of the Trolls in the long line. She reaches the front just as DJ Suki gets her cupcake.) One Giggleyum cupcake, please!
Shop Owner #1: Sorry. I just ran out. (Smidge gasps and goes to another shop.)
Smidge: Giggleyum?
Shop Owner #2: Nope. Sorry.
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! (She goes to another shop.) Giggleyum?!
Shop Owner #3: Just ran out.
Smidge: Giggleyum?!
Shop Owner #4: Uh-uh.
Smidge: Giggleyum?!
Shop Owner #5: Uh-uh. (Smidge runs over to Biggie.)
Smidge: Giggleyum?! (Biggie shakes his head. Smidge screams and runs to Branch, Poppy, and Sky.) I still can’t get any Giggleyum!
Poppy: Don’t worry, Smidge. I’m sure there’s some more on the way. (A worker whispers to Sky.)
Sky: I’m afraid there’s no more on the way.
Poppy: What?!
Sky: The demand for Giggleyum is so high, my team can’t keep up. (The camera shows his team struggling to get more Gigglefruit.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Branch: After all that, Smidge still can’t get her favorite frosting?
Sky: It’s worse than that. We’ve created a shortage, and shortages tend to cause… a panic.
Poppy: A panic? Uh… Think, think. Sky, is there any way to make more?
Sky: Hm. It would take all the Troll power my staff can spare, but… yes, indeed we can. (We go to the Giggle Fruit tree grove where his workers are still struggling to get more Gigglefruit. Finally, more Giggleyum frosting gets produced at the factory. Then they get delivered to the shops at the market.)
Shop Owner #1: (Through a mega horn) Giggleyum here. We’ve got all the Giggleyum you can handle. (The crowd of Trolls cheers and they form a line.)
Poppy: (sighs) OK, Smidge, now go get it.
Smidge: Thank you, Poppy! Thank you! (Smidge laughs, runs over to the shop, eats all the cupcakes and nearly all the frosting.)
Poppy: (sighs) Glad that’s over. (The worker whispers to Sky again.)
Sky: Queen Poppy, it’s not over. We’re almost out of Gigglefruit.
Poppy: Oh, come on! (She goes up on a mushroom to make an announcement.) Excuse me! Excuse me, everyone! I’ve just been informed that we are low on Gigglefruit. If we don’t stop eating so much Giggleyum, we’re gonna run out. (The Trolls gasp.) Whoa! Whoa! Easy! We can figure this out. There is no reason to panic.
Cooper: You heard her. She said, “Panic!” (The crowd runs around screaming while dropping their Giggleyum frosting.) PANIC!!!
Poppy: No! No, I said, “Don’t panic.” People, it’s just one flavor!
Smidge: But it’s the best flavor!
Guy Diamond: (Holding up a cupcake) You expect me to eat vanilla, like a savage?! (He throws his cupcake on the ground.)
Sky: Well, Queen Poppy, despite who things look now, I have to say, I admire how you’ve handled this.
Poppy: Really?
Sky: No. Sarcasm again.
Poppy: (groans) How did this go so wrong?
Sky: Simple. You tried to give one Troll her favorite flavor, which is- what’s the word? Sweet. But there’s danger in having too much of a sweet thing.
Poppy: Too much of a sweet thing? Hm. (gasps) Attention everyone! (The Trolls ignore her.) HEY! (The Trolls stop panicking.) There’s been a mistake. Sky has just told me that actually there is no shortage after all.
All: Phew!
Poppy: In fact, to celebrate our surplus, I’m going to throw… a Giggleyum party! (At the party, the Trolls are eating food that have Giggleyum frosting.)
Sky: What are you doing?
Poppy: Trust me. Just keep bringing me all the Giggleyum you’ve got. Don’t be shy, guys! The Giggleyum smorgasbord is all-you-can-eat! (A shop owner gives Cooper, Smidge, DJ Suki, and Biggie a plate of Giggleyum.) And everyone gets a turn at the Giggleyum piñata. (A teal Glitter Troll smashes the piñata and as a red male Troll and Harper cheer, he eats a ton of Giggleyum.) And don’t miss out on bobbing for Giggleyum balls… in Giggleyum! (Guy Diamond, Satin and Chenille are eating Giggleyum in a tub. They soon groan and take their heads out.)
Guy Diamond: Hey, Poppy, great party, but do you have anything to eat that’s not a dessert?
Poppy: (Taking out a pizza) What about pizza?
Guy Diamond, Satin and Chenille: Sure!
Poppy: Topped with Giggleyum!
Guy Diamond, Satin and Chenille: Uh…
Sky: (As a delivery bug backs up) Well, Queen Poppy, this is the last of it. (He goes to the bug and opens it up. It has sweets topped with Giggleyum frosting.) After this, we can’t make so much as a Giggleyum-flavored sprinkle, until Gigglefruit is back in season.
Poppy: I don’t think that will be a problem. Who wants a Giggleyum cookie? (The Trolls groan because they are full.)
Satin: No more. I’m sick of Giggleyum.
Poppy: See? No need to make more Giggleyum.
Smidge: Mm! Giggleyum! (She takes the tray of cookies.) I’ll take that. (She starts eating the cookies.)
Poppy: Maybe enough for one Troll, wouldn’t you say, Branch? (She sees that Branch is absent.) Branch? (The camera shifts to the Gigglefruit tree grove where Branch is explaining his joke.)
Branch: Get it? The tree got in trouble because it was being knotty… with a K. Knotty! (The trees don’t laugh.) Fine. I’ll go over it again. See, trees have knots…
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