Sheevposting

I sexually identify as Palpatine. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spinning across the Chancellor's office dropping unlimited powah on traitorous Jedi. Master Windu says to me that a Sith Lord being the Chancellor is impossible and I'm under arrest but I don't care, you have lost. I'm having the Senate vote to install emergency powers and command of a clone army on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sheev" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me it's treason and you need to check your Jedi Master privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.