UpsettinglyUrbanPuppet

Caley's element is Ununpentium. His chumhandle is upsettinglyUrbanPuppet, and he types in #ff9933. He curses a great fucking deal and speaks in a fashion that may all not be up in the sense-making, you get me?
Although his given name is Caley, he prefers to go by the moniker "Cal" because of his steadfast belief that Caley is "somelike a fucking girls name what?"
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===Appearance===
Caley models his appearance upon one of the Greatest Puppets of All Time. He wears "sweet shitting threads all being authentic and fuck". He also wears makeup for the purpose of looking disturbingly puppet-like. The eyes are real though. Sometimes he just stares at people with those eyes.
===Interests/Background===
You live with your FATHER, who owns a rather successful local store. He finds your actions frequently disappointing.
You are into PUPPETS, to a degree bordering on the FETISHISTIC. Well, actually, it does not really "border"; you are very into the SMUPPET SCENE, probably one of the most disturbing things on Earth. You are a fairly incompetent amateur VENTRILOQUIST and an abysmal RAPPER. You make up for it by being an incredible TROLL: you frequently light some SICK FIRES and serve up some SMUPPET STEW to the dwellers of certain forums.
On certain occasions you will join in on some GAMES. Occasions such as this one right now, in which you just finished downloading a cracked version of a much-coveted BETA for a game known as SBURB. Somebody better get a fire exintiguisher as "it's getting so hot in up in this bitch some fucking sick flames be all about to burst into being, you dig?"
===Modus/Specibus===
Caley uses the Sick Flames Modus, which requires him to sufficiently insult an item before he can retrieve it.
His specibus is allocated to Knifekind. He can wield a variety of knives, which really just makes the whole puppet motif a lot more unnerving.
===Relationships===
Caley is well known on certain forums as "that weird puppet guy". He is also sewing buddies with DS. Yay, sewing buddies!
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