ONE MILLION CANDIES

==HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE, MEWD?==
ONE MILLION CANDIES?
==FINE THEN, surely you cannot refuse...HOW ABOUT?==
ONE HUNDRED CANDIES
==IF THAT IS YOUR DECISION THEN PERHAPS I CAN HWET YOUR WHISTLE WITH==
FIFTY CANDIES
==IF YOUR TENACITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS THEN SURELY YOU CANNOT REFUSE==
EIGHT CANDIES
==HOW ABOUT==
YOU GIVE ME FIFTY CANDIES
==See also==
That's not sweetening the deal!