Fleeced to Meet You/Quotes

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:General Specific: “X-Agent”... I don't want an ex-agent, I want a CURRENT agent!
:Private Public: The “X” indicates his mysterious name, not his job status, sir.
:General Specific: Well, it's pretty confusing. He should come up with another letter like “K” for instance.
:Private Public: “X” is generally accepted to be more mysterious than “K”.
:General Specific: What about “L”? “L” is very mysterious! L...L!
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:Sheep: Baah?
:X-Agent: Baah.
:Ben Plotz: Sheep is overjoyed to learn how much he and his new sheep have in common! For one thing: they're both sheep! Soon, the two new friends are having a grand time!
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:Ben Plotz: Sheep feels so lucky, he's never had a good sheep friend, someone who can he hang with and play Chess with. All of his buddies back at the farm always play Go Fish; and what about X-Agent? Is he just an efficient entrapment machine?
:X Agent: *looks at his beeper* Baah...
:Ben Plotz: Or could our villain have a conscious?
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:General Specific: General Specific speaking.
:X-Agent: Baah.
:General Specific: Who is this?
:X-Agent: Baah!
:General Specific: X-Agent? Wh-Where are you?
:X-Agent: Baah.
:General Specific: Why do you keep bleating? I can't understand bleating!
:Private Public: He's a sheep, sir. I don't think he can speak.
:General Specific: Then what's the point of him calling?
:Private Public: Try telling him to meet you with Sheep at the rendezvous place.
:General Specific: Okay, okay. Can you meet me with Sheep at the rendezvous place?
:X-Agent: Baah!
:General Specific: Is that “Baah!” yes, or “Baah!” no?
:X-Agent: Baah-hah!
:General Specific: GAAAAAHHH!
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:Private Public: You can't do that, sir! X-Agent is more than a stealth spy sheep! He's a friend, and friends don't double-cross friends!
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