TDI/Episode 1

Welcome to Despair Island! is the first episode of Total Drama Island. It was written by PokeFanClaire and released on August 28, 2017. A revised version was released on September 12, 2020
== Episode ==
=== Opening  ===
The island is seen from the distance. Cathy Munsch, who is currently drinking champagne, walks on the dock and greets the audience.
Cathy Munsch: Hello everyone! I'm Cathy Munsch but you probably already know me from Scream Queens, who detailed my old life as a dean in a university and poor dumb bitches who got chased by a crazy serial killer. Anyway, I'm here as the host of this new reality show here in Wawanakwa, located near Hawaii. We are now here to await our 23 contestants, who are going to compete to win a million dollars.
Cathy keeps on drinking and almost spits the champagne out when she notices something.
Cathy Munsch: Seems like some of them have arrived already!
A yacht arrives and three people come out. It's Claire, Crim and Tom. Cathy introduces them as former Hunger Games contestants and currently showrunners of the show of the same name. Audience cheering sounds are heard.
Claire: This is gonna be so fun!
Tom: THEY TOLD ME THERE WAS A POOL WITH HOT MALE LIFEGUARDS, WHERE ARE THEY?!
Crim: I still can't believe we actually accepted this.
Cathy Munsch: (smirks) Of course you did, no one can resist at the call of one million dollars.
Claire: So what are we supposed to do now?
Cathy Munsch: Just stay here and wait for the other contestants. Oh, here they are!
Another yacht arrives and a popular fashionista comes out.
Cathy Munsch: Junko Enoshima! Welcome, it's a pleasure.
Junko takes off her glasses and smiles.
Junko: Same. I'm here to put some exciting despair in your hopeful lives!
Junko notices Tom and screams. The boy does the same.
Junko: TOM!
Tom: JUNKO!
They hug. Junko also greets Claire and Crim.
Junko: I can't believe we're all here together again! After all that shit we've been through...
Tom: Ugh, I know, that shit was so confusing but I hope we end up in a team together this time!
Another girl walks in. She's almost identical to Junko, has short black hair and is emotionless, carefully looking her surroundings.
Cathy Munsch: Welcome Mukuro Ikusaba, Ultimate Soldier and Junko's twin!
Junko: (smiles and puts an arm around Mukuro's shoulder) My sister and I are amazing!
Mukuro: ...... it's a pleasure.
Suddenly, a tall man with a white uniform comes out and bows to Cathy Munsch.
Cathy Munsch: Welcome Kiyotaka Ishimaru, Ultimate Moral Compass and soon-to-be Japan's Government employer. No need to be so formal!
Taka: Always have to respect the elders and bosses, ma'am! I'll be grateful to contribute to this show and I hope I last long enough to enjoy this ride until the end!
Junko: (rolls eyes and giggles) Jeez Taka, you're always the same.
Tom: Honestly, it's admirable.
Cathy Munsch: And now say hi to our Ultimate Biker Gang Leader, Mondo Owada!
A tall muscular dude with a black coat walks in and smiles.
Mondo: (smirks) It's a pleasure! The Crazy Diamonds believe in me!
Claire: Who the fuck is that?
Tom: ....Sadly, there's no Shalissa to answer this.
Mondo: It's a biker gang, bruh. I'm their leader.
Taka: (smiles) Bro never fails to be awesome!
Mondo: (smiles back) Thank you, bro!
Tom: When are you going to kiss?
Other two contestants come out the yacht. They're two boys.
Cathy Munsch: You already know but this redhead right here is the famous Ultimate Baseball Player, Leon Kuwata!
Leon: Aye, it rocks to be here!
Cathy Munsch: And this charming person right here is Chihiro Fujisaki, Ultimate Programmer.
Chihiro: (smiles) I'm looking forward to do my best!
Taka: That's the spirit, Chihiro!
Suddenly everyone hears a scream. it comes from the next yacht, who just arrived with other sets of contestants.
Mondo: Wait, isn't she-
A girl with short blonde hair screams at Leon's sight.
Kanon: OMG LEOOOOONNNN YESSSSSSS HIIIIIIIIIII
Leon: Kanon?? What the fuck are you doing here?!
Kanon: SO YOU WERE REALLY HERE TOO! AAAAAAAH!
Tom: YES, DRAMA! Is she your fan number one?
Leon: She's my cousin.
Cathy Munsch: Um, ok... say hi to Kanon Nakajima!
Kanon: I will win for you, Leon!
Leon: Hahaha, that's great!
Crim: (to Kanon) Wait, you're no Ultimate? You didn't attend Hope's Peak?
Kanon: (shakes her head) Nah, just public school (turns to the camera) but that doesn't mean I will be weak during this game!!
Suddenly, some hamsters attack Cathy Munsch, who screams.
Cathy Munsch: THESE HAMSTERS, SOMEBODY TAKE THEM AWAY!
A tall boy with a long purple scarf comes out and laughs.
Gundham: HAHAHA! My Dark Devas of Destruction shall rule this wild island!
Junko: O M G, he's that crazy breeder.
Tom: Crazy??? I think he's awesome!
Claire: He totally fell for him.
Gundham: I am Gundham Tanaka, also known as The Forbidden! I shall win upon the challenges this wildness will offer me!
Cathy Munsch: Take. Them. Away (sighs) and that was it from the Ultimate Breeder.
A charming blonde girl arrives. Claire, Crim, Tom and Kanon gasp. It's the princess of Novoselic.
Cathy Munsch: Our lady Sonia Nevermind, Ultimate Princess!
Taka bows down.
Taka: It's an honor to compete with you, my princess!
Sonia: Please, please, there's no need for such this formality! Treat me like a normal person.
A guy with a green jumpsuit and pink hair follows Sonia.
Cathy Munsch: Hello Ultimate Mechanic, Kazuichi Soda!
Kazuichi: SONIA, I LOVE YOU!
Sonia: I'm sorry, you are?
Gundham steps in and turns to Kazuichi.
Gundham: CLOSE YOUR RATCHED MOUTH AND SPARE US FROM THIS PUNISHMENT!
Kazuichi: Dude, what the fuck are you saying???
Suddenly, someone plays an electronic guitar from inside the yacht. An energetic girl and a photographer come out.
Cathy Munsch: Our Ultimate Musician and famous singer and guitarist, Ibu-
Ibuki: Wait, wait! I-B-U-K-I M-I-O-D-A! Put it together and what do you get?
Kanon: Nikki Grahame's phone number?
Ibuki: IBUKI MIODA!
Leon: (excited) Your music rocks! I always wanted to become a musician too!
Ibuki: Thank you so much!
Kanon looks at Leon and Ibuki with anger.
Cathy Munsch: Well known as the Ultimate Photographer and famous for her Twitter and Instagram accounts, Mahiru Koizumi! 
Mahiru: (waves at the camera and takes more pictures of the island) I'm so happy to be here! This looks like a paradise.
Crim: I swear, I thought you were Chanty Binx for a second.
Mahiru: Um... ok....
Another yacht arrives with the remaining contestants. Someone is moaning from the inside.
Cathy Munsch: Huh??
Mondo Owada: What the fuck
The person moans again. While the others laugh, the person comes out and is a blonde girl with a pink dress.
Cathy Munsch: Our, um, moaning...? Ultimate Inventor, Miu Iruma!
Miu: FUCK YES, THAT'S ME, BITCHES. HERE I AM MAKING YALL CUM WITH MY PERFECT APPEARANCE AND GOLDEN BRAIN.
Taka: Please, no need to swear this much! I'm asking you to control your language!
Miu raises her eyebrow.
Miu: Who the fuck even are you? But jeez, you really excite me! Where is your big di-
Taka doesn't know how to respond. Mondo steps in.
Mondo: Hey, do as he said!
Miu: Oh my fucking God, you're even bigger than expected!
Miu moans again and even louder than before. Suddenly, a girl appears and with a kick she throws Taka and Mondo into the water.
Chihiro: (hurries to save them) Oh my! Guys! Guys!
Tenko: Neo Aikido is always the answer against degenerate males!
She turns to Miu.
Tenko: I heard you screaming! Were they harassing you, Miu?!
Miu: Uuugh, of course not, Tenko!
Cathy Munsch: Welcome to the Ultimate Aikido Master, Tenko Chabashira!
Tenko turns to the camera and smiles.
Tenko: I'm doing this for you, Himiko! I will defeat every nasty male!
Suddenly, a girl with a long skirt and dressed as a maid comes out.
Cathy Munsch: Hello, Kirumi Tojo, Ultimate Maid!
Kirumi: I'm honoured to be here. May I ask, where are the dormitors?
Cathy Munsch: Theyre not too far from here (points them). As this is a summer camp, there are the two cabins with 14 beds each.
Kirumi: Thanks.
Kirumi leaves and Cathy realizes her true intentions just a little later.
Cathy Munsch: CAN SOMEONE FUCKING STOP HER, SHE'S GOING TO CLEAN ALL THE DIRTY ROOMS!
She turns and finds a tall boy with green hair looking at her.
Cathy Munsch: Oh, Rantaro Amami, Ultimate Adventurer. I didn't notice your arrival.
Rantaro: (laughs) It's okay. This place and these people all seem very funny.
Tom: I'm having a crisis right now.
Crim: (rolls eyes) I wonder if there are even more hot boys hidden here.
Another blonde girl arrives, some of them already know her due to her popularity.
Miu: Ew a basic.
Kaede: Excuse me??
Cathy Munsch: Ultimate Pianist is here, Kaede Akamatsu!
Kaede: (smiles) I will please everyone with my talent!
Miu: (growls) You're going to please everyone with your big sugartits, right?
Kaede: Please, stop.
Leon: Another musician, that's awesome!
Kanon looks at Kaede with even more anger.
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CONFESSIONAL (a bathroom)
Kanon: So this is a confessional where I can share my thoughts, right? Ok so WHY THE FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY MUSICIAN GIRLS HERE CONSIDERING LEON LOVES MUSIC TOO AAAAAAAAAAH! I NEED TO KICK THEM OUT!
Kanon gasps.
Kanon: Oh shit, I hope Leon won't see this. You won't air this, right?
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One more yacht arrives with the last three contestants. One of them are a girl with platinum blonde hair and a yellow coat comes in and raises her hands.
Angie: Nyahaha! Good morning everyone! Atua and I are happy of being here.
Cathy Munsch: Welcome to Angie Yonaga, the Ultimate Artist!
Crim: Omg, we have a bad history with someone called Angie.
Mahiru: I have seen your sculptures! I find them gorgeous!
Angie: Thank you! Atua does all the work, I'm just his mere vessel.
A short guy with purple hair screams towards the camera.
Kokichi: (smiles) Kaitoooo! Here I am now, safe and sound! Oh right, he isn't here.
Cathy Munsch: Say hi to Kokichi Oma, the-
Kokichi Oma: The Ultimate Supreme Leader himself!
Kazuichi: Supreme Leader of what?
Kokichi: Of a secret evil organization with more than 10,000 members all across the world!
Mondo: No fucking way...
Sonia: But if it's secret, why did you say it on national television?
Kokichi smirks.
Kokichi: But you can trust me though?
Kaede: I'm always confused by what he says.
Miu: (rolls eyes) As always, you dumb bitch.
Tenko: Please, Miu, stop!
The other guy is tall with long black hair and his mouth covered by a balaclava.
Cathy Munsch: And you're Korekiyo Shinguji, you're-
Korekiyo: I'm the Ultimate Anthropologist.
Mukuro: What is that about?
Korekiyo: Mainly folklore but preserving other customs too. Honestly, I find pretty exciting how traditions continue throughout genetrations and can also gradually evolve.
Cathy Munsch: Okay and this is it!
Cathy turns towards the camera.
Cathy Munsch: Our 23 contestants will fight for the million dollars! Now, everyone gather towards the cabins.
=== Dormitory Area ===
The 23 contestants are outside the camp houses. Cathy places them all together and decides the two teams.
They're Screaming Gophers and Killer Bass.
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CONFESSIONAL
Korekiyo: I love this place. I really need to explore the forest out there some time. I want to know ALL about the customs and traditions of this place, considering it's so close to Hawaii. Maybe there are some hidden tribes here? Maybe Angie's hometown is not too far away from here? I don't even know, the possibilities are endless! Dear sister, if you're watching me, I just want you to know that I-
Suddenly, someone knocks at the door really loud. It's Miu Iruma.
Miu: YO, WHO IS IN THERE, I NEED TO SHIT!
Korekiyo: ...as I was saying, I just want you to know that I-
Miu: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU SILENT BITCH!
Korekiyo: Why are you here when this isn't a bathroom normally used for human needs??
Miu: BECAUSE THIS IS THE CLOSEST PLACE!
Korekiyo reluctanctly opens the door.
Miu: Oh for fuck's sake, finally.
Korekiyo: As you wish...
Miu pushes Korekiyo away and enters the confessional. She almost pulls down her pants but covers the camera first.
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The teams split and they all gather at each camp house.
=== Killer Bass Camp House  ===
The 8 girls of the team are discussing.
Sonia: Kirumi, I'm so happy you managed to clean all of this!
Kirumi: It's no problem, even though I feel like I went against the rules, it is my duty to clean such a misused place.
Mukuro: It's your talent, after all.
Crim: Ok bitches, I'm gonna be Head of Household.
Claire: Crim, this isn't Big Brother.
Crim: I don't care.
Kaede: Girls, we need to think about a strategy for the upcoming challenges.
Angie: Atua agrees!
Miu: As long as the other team bows down to me when a challenge starts, I don't care.
Mukuro: Well, we don't know what the challenge is going to be and it's something we have to plan with the boys too.
Claire: I wonder what are they even doing now?
Miu: Probably a dirty threesome.
Meanwhile, in the boys' room...
Kokichi: Hehehe! So many beds! (jumps up and down on the various beds)
Kazuichi: Okay but why there are only 3 of us here?
Mondo: (frowns at Kokichi) Why the fuck are you jumping up and down like a litle kid?
Kokichi: Relax, Mountain, a leader needs to have fun too! 
Mondo: WHO DID YOU CALL A MOUNTAIN?!
Kokichi laughs while Kazuichi restrains Mondo.
Kazuichi: Yo, stop! Jeez, it's just the first day and we're already fighting. We need to stick together or we might get eliminated!
Mondo: Why don't you take a shower instead, dude?
Kokichi: Hahaha, Kazuichi smells!
Kazuichi: That's absolutely NOT true!!!!!
Cathy Munsch, who is watching the scene from the camera, rolls her eyes.
=== Screaming Gophers Camp House  ===
The girls are talking. Kanon is staring at Ibuki, who just finished playing her guitar.
Ibuki: And this is one of my best songs!
Tenko: I'm really amazed by your talent!
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CONFESSIONAL
Ibuki: Story of my life time! A man once told me that my face was so pretty that I could have been a dancer but I said "I want to be a musician because I love music!" and he said "but you can also listen to music while dancing" and I said "but I just want to play something!" and he said "but you can come to me and learn to dance, I can teach things real good" and I was just creeped out and tried to run away and he kept chasing me until he was arrested because he was a creeper on the loose so they rewarded me with a guitar and I was just so happy I screamed so much that my aunt is deaf in her left ear now! Ha ha ha ha!
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Kanon: (annoyed) It shouldn't be too difficult to play a guitar though.
Ibuki: Well, you do need practice and try not to mess up the keys because it isn't as easy as it looks, but anyone with training and patience can make it!
Junko: Wonderful speech!
Mahiru: Can I take a picture of your guitar?
Ibuki: Okie-dokie!
Kanon grits her teeth.
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CONFESSIONAL
Kanon: I need to do something! Ibuki is trying to control the team and I just can't let that happen, if she becomes leader and becomes closer to Leon I will..... UGH! I just need to get her eliminated as soon as possible if she keeps going on like this.
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Meanwhile, in the boys' dormitories...
Chihiro and Taka are talking on their own while Tom, Rantaro, Gundham and Leon are staring at Korekiyo, who just tied his hair to one of the beds and kept singing.
Leon: Is he on fucking drugs?
Rantaro: Come on, it can't be that bad...
Tom: Is it his weird way to ask for a blowjob?
Gundham turns to Tom.
Gundham: Fool! How can you consider such things?
Tom: Um, I'll have you know some people are in some weird shit so when they want to do something they do some pretty weird stuff.
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CONFESSIONAL
Korekiyo: I apologize for my... eccentric... behavior in the Gophers' dormitory. I accustomed myself too much to my surroundings and I was merely expressing my happiness for being here.
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Chihiro and Taka try to change the conversation from Kiyo's awkward behavior.
Chihiro: Hey guys, what do you think is gonna be our first challenge?
Taka: I wonder if it's gonna be some kind of sport...
Leon: I hope so. At least it won't be that complicated.
Shortly after, Cathy Munsch orders them to go to the highest peak of the island where the first challenge is going to take place.
=== Cliff - Top - 1 ===
On top of the cliff, the 2 teams are awaiting for Cathy Munsch, who just arrived with a brown haired girl.
Cathy Munsch: Welcome everyone to the first challenge! I have with me the Ultimate Swimming Pro, Aoi Asahina!
Aoi: HIIIIIIII! I'm here to monitor you guys for this aquatic challenge!
Mahiru: For God's sake...
Angie: Nyahaha! Yes! Atua is always by our side!
Cathy: You have to jump from this thousand-foot cliff and land on the safe zone. If the participant landed on the right spot, their team will gain two points. If they don't, they will gain just one point. Howerver, if they refuse to compete in this challenge, the team will lose two points.
Everyone complains.
Kaede: But how can you expect us to jump from this high?! It's too dangerous!
Cathy Munsch: And that is why Miss Asahina is with us, to let you guys see that is a very easy and safe challenge.
Mondo: That's because she's a fucking swimming champion!
Aoi: Come on people, it's not that difficult! Oh and the winning team will receive donuts to eat with me!
Aoi jumps and successfully lands on the right spot. Cathy and someone else clap.
Cathy Munsch: See? There's nothing to worry about. And now, let the challenge begin!
Korekiyo steps out.
Korekiyo: I'm not doing this.
Leon: Come on dude, we can't just start while being in disadvantage..
Korekiyo: I won't risk my health because of this. Bye.
Korekiyo leaves the challenge. The others grit their teeth.
* Screaming Gophers: -2 points [11 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 0 points [11 contestants left]
Kirumi: Actually, it's a fair fight now.
Taka: Well, true, we're 12 and you're 11...
Tom: Consider us 11 because that bitch just dropped us.
Miu: Nah, the Gophers is just full of cheating ass bitches!
Miu is pushed away but a suddenly screaming Kanon.
Kanon: I WILL NOT LOSE THIS CHALLENGE BECAUSE WE HAVE -2 POINTS RIGHT NOW SO I'M GOING TO JUMP AAAAAAH!
Leon: NO, KANON, WAIT!
Kanon: I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU, LEON!
But it's too late, Kanon runs and jumps off the cliff. She also successfully lands on the right spot, managing to bring a tie in the two teams (0 vs 0)
The Screaming Gophers cheer and this pisses off the Killer Bass.
Angie: I have to do this, for Atua and for my team.
Crim: You go girl!
Angie starts to run and jumps off too and it is as she is floating while reaching the water. She hits the right spot too.
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CONFESSIONAL
Mondo: How the fuck did she even manage to do that?! She was literally floating!
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Taka: I'm honestly impressed by her tecnique! I wonder if she learned like Aoi did?
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Angie emerges from the water and laughs.
Angie: Nyahaha, thank you Atua!
Kanon: I don't think you should thank him when it was you who did all the work?
Angie: He surely managed to help me land on the safe zone while guiding me with his big hands! Oh, seems like we have to reach the beach. Byeonara!
Angie leaves and is later followed by Kanon too, who doesn't know what to say.
* Screaming Gophers: 0 points [10 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 2 points [10 contestants left]
=== Cliff - Top - 2  ===
Taka: Ugh, we need to gain more points, I'm ready to go!
Chihiro: Are you sure??
Tom: Why this question? You don't want to go??
Taka: (nods at Chihiro) Of course. It's for the teams's sake.
Tenko: I also agree. We have to do it!
Tenko and Taka jump off, the latter not hitting the right spot while the former does.
* Screaming Gophers: 3 points [8 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 2 points [10 contestants left]
Kaede: That's bad, they're one point above us now.
Kokichi: What do you suggest, Miss Akamatsu?
Kaede: Um, that someone has to jump!
Crim: I'll do it, Atua will give me the strength.
Claire: Crim, what the actual fuck.
Crim: SHUSH, HE IS SPEAKING TO ME. AAAAAAAH!
Crim runs and jumps off but doesn't hit the right spot.
Crim: FUCKING SHIT! TRIGGERED AAAAAH!
* Screaming Gophers: 3 points [8 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 3 points [9 contestants left]
Sonia: Phew, at least we're in a tie.
Kokichi: Okay, someone really has to jump now.
Claire: Kirumi and I will go!
Kirumi: (frowns at Claire) May I ask why?
Claire: Because I don't want to fucking lose? We already don't have an extra member to begin with?
Kokichi: Yes, that's the spirit! Nishishi!
Mondo: That's a weird ass laugh.
Claire drags Kirumi and they both jump, but sadly miss the right spot.
* Screaming Gophers: 3 points [8 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 5 points [7 contestants left]
Sonia: It shouldn't be this difficult, right?
Kazuichi: Miss Sonia, I will follow you through the depths of hell!
Miu: Why the fuck are you copying that weirdo from the other team?
Sonia and Kazuichi jump and Sonia manages to hit the right spot while Kazuichi doesn't. Gundham watched everything and grits his teeth.
* Screaming Gophers: 3 points [8 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 7 points [5 contestants left]
Gundham: That demon tries to copy me and is ìharassing poor Sonia, I shall go.
Tom: Wait, I'm coming with you!
Rantaro: If you guys go, I'll go too.
Tom: OKAY LET'S GO AAAAAH!
The three guys jump. Tom and Rantaro miss the spot while Gundham does. The Screaming Gophers cheer.
* Screaming Gophers: 7 points [5 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 7 points [5 contestants left]
Rantaro: Jeez, that's cold..
Tom: (winks) I can warm you up, if you want.
Rantaro: Let's first go to the beach, shall we?
At the top, the Killer Bass are cheering.
Kaede: Guys, that is amazing! 
Kokichi: Do you think Mondo can lift me up and both jump?
Mondo: What the fuck are you saying?!
Miu: HA HA HA! I knew you were into gay shit!
Mukuro: Please...
Mondo: It's time to jump though...
As Mondo prepares to jump, Kokichi jumps on his back and they both fall, missing the right spot.
* Screaming Gophers: 7 points [5 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 9 points [3 contestants left]
Miu: If Tsumugi was here, she would've said they were OTP.
Kaede: True..
The Screaming Gophers are panicking.
Leon: Kanon managed to do it so I should do the same!
Mahiru: Now I found out I just want to calmly take pictures of such challenges, instead of living them myself.
Ibuki: Ibuki is full of energy now! She has reached the maximum power, it's time to jump!
Mahiru: Wait, you can't be serious!
Junko: Oh my Lord, just jump already.
Junko pushes Mahiru off the cliff. The latter screams and is followed by Leon and Ibuki. Ibuki hits the right spot while the other two miss.
* Screaming Gophers: 11 points [2 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 9 points [3 contestants left]
Ibuki: Yahooo!
Mahiru: I can't believe she just pushed me off!
Leon: Yo, we can't deny it wasn't funny though.
Suddenly, Ibuki is thrown into the water again. Mukuro decided to jump too and hits the right spot.
* Screaming Gophers: 11 points [2 contestants left]
* Killer Bass: 11 points [2 contestants left]
Cathy Munsch: The challenge reached its peak! Only 4 contestants left! Exactly 2 from each team! What is going to happen now?
Kaede: I think we should just jump all together now.
Chihiro: True, no need to be afraid now considering no one wants to leave anymore.
Junko: Let's go, Tom and Taka are waiting for us.
Miu: Ugh, I will get all wet.... not that it's a bad thing.
Kaede rolls her eyes at Miu's statement and the 4 guys jump, leaving no one at the top.
The suspence is strong..... and Kaede is the only one to hit the right spot!
* Screaming Gophers: 13 points 
* Killer Bass: 14 points 
Cathy Munsch: And the challenge is over! With 14 points against the 13 points of the opponent team, KILLER BASS win the challenge!
The Killer Bass cheer and Aoi greets them.
Aoi: DONUTS FOR EVERYONE, TONIGHT!
They leave and suddenly Korekiyo arrives.
Korekiyo: I finally made it. I was so busy exploring this place that I forgot I was competing in a challenge! What did I miss?
The Screaming Gophers look at him with anger.
Cathy Munsch: Tonight, at the campfire ceremony, one of you will leave the island. Cast your votes in the confessional by 9 PM.
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CONFESSIONAL
Mahiru: I should be mad at Junko for what she did to me but at least I managed to let my team gain at least a point, instead of someone else...
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Kanon violently votes, saying some gibberish.
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Tom: I should probably vote him but I wonder if Rantaro and Gundham will do the same...
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Korekiyo: .....the team shouldn't have a person like her in the group.
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The rest of the team silently votes.
=== Campfire Ceremony - Night ===
The Screaming Gophers are sit near the docks, waiting for the ceremony to start. Cathy Munsch arrives with a plate and 11 marshmallows.
Cathy Munsch: Welcome to the campfire ceremony, Screaming Gophers. Tonight, one of you will leave the island by walking through the Dock of Shame. If you receive a marshmallow, you will be safe but if you don't, you will be eliminated. Now, let's start.
Cathy Munsch gives the marshmallow to Gundham, Leon, Chihiro, Mahiru, Junko and Tom.
Tom: Oh my Lord.
The marshmallow is then given to Rantaro, Tenko and Taka.
Tom: Phew.
Kanon is irritated, Ibuki is shocked and Korekiyo is emotionless.
Cathy Munsch: Kanon, you're safe.
Kanon smirks and looks towards the two teammates.
Ibuki: I'm confused.
Korekiyo: I have no words.
A few seconds pass but the suspence is strong. Then...
Cathy Munsch: Korekiyo, the tribe has spoken, you are forced to leave.
Ibuki cheers as she eats her marshmallow. A display shows up and shows:
* Korekiyo -> 10 votes
* Kanon -> 1 vote
* Ibuki -> 1 vote
Kanon: Who the fuck dared to vote me?!
Tenko: It was probably some degenerate male.
Ibuki: I'm more shocked at the fact that someone voted me too!
Korekiyo stands up.
Korekiyo: (to Kanon) It was me, you dumb bitch. (talks to the team) And why this had to happen?? I thought I was useful!
Tom: Bitch, why you always lyin'??
Junko: Mmh oh mah Gawd
Rantaro: Useful? Because of you with started with -2 points!
Korekiyo: Meh, get over it.
Leon: Dude, we totally will considering you're going away now.
Korekiyo: I sincerely hope you keep on losing. Bye.
Kanon: Bye Felicia.
Korekiyo walks through the Dock of Shame and leaves. From the woods near the campfire, we see two figures watching the scene. They're Kokichi and Kazuichi.
Kokichi: Nishishi, interesting.
Kazuichi: Ok so can we leave now, Sonia is waiting for me.
Kokichi: Fine, I welcome to the alliance, Mr. Soda. We just need to convince Mondo into joining us.
Kazuichi: What is even the point of all this?
Kokichi: Because the boys' alliance should live. If something happens and the team loses, we will protect ourselves and manage to eliminate one of these people: Kaede, Angie, Claire or Mukuro.
Kazuichi: What the fuck?
Kokichi smirks and laughs. The ending shows Cathy Munsch walking on the dock.
Cathy Munsch: Stay tuned for the next episode! And let despair, drama and discord hit you! This is
TOTAL
DRAMA
ISLAND!
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Category:Episodes of "Total Drama Island"
Category:"Hunger Games" spin-off