Hua Men

Hua Men is a character who appears in: Adongralo.
A young woman who knows Kung-Fu and wants to talk her brother out of a life or wanton violence.
==Synopsis==
===History===
She grew up in the Himalayas with her brother, Xi Men.
=== Xi Men's Backstory ===
Main Article - Xi Men
Xi Men decided to go learn druidic magic and left the Himalayas to study it, although his solitude in education, left him none the wiser to the magic civil war that was happening. When he returned to the Himalayas, he'd found they'd become incredibly anti-magic and were quick to ostracise him, after he made a dog say "haha, I eat poop." Without even seeing his sister, he retreated to the Carphone Warehouse, where he set wolves onto the townspeople nightly.
=== Adongralo - Chapter 4: Mezzanine Monsters ===
Hua Men saw a group of people being attacked by wolves, so she jumped out and performed some taolu routines to intimidate the wolves, allowing everyone to retreat into her restaurant, a Pizza, but on Lazy Susans chain. She made some pizza with poop on it for everyone and a poop martini for M.A.R.G.E., but after several complaints she gave them a free hex-bug pizza (not that they were paying for anything anyway). She then to them the situation the town was in and requested their help, which they all reluctantly agreed to, but they had to do it at midday, so that she could properly prepare his favourite meal, a poop pizza, to help smooth out the negotiations. Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., and Bryeek later met up with Hua Men and went to the Carphone Warehouse. They sneaked into the building and climbed up a mezzanine to see Xi Men chilling with some wolves, but he was quick to anger and the negotiations for him to calm down didn't go so well, especially since Elred stole the pizza with poop on it from Hua Men because he's a school bully. A fight ensued, which was ended with Bryeek pretending to make a call to Phones 4u to buy a phone, then attacking him, when he got close enough, since Xi Men tried to tell him to buy a phone from him instead, turning into a monkey to better convince him. Strangely, Elred jumped in front of the blow and nearly died, confusing Xi Men and making him flee, wanting to ponder the preceding events. Hua Men then requested to join their little entourage, in hopes they might cross paths with her brother again.
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