Maxwell/Quotes

This page lists Maxwell's quotes, which are spoken when the player examines an in-game object, or during certain in-game events. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.
==Maxwell==
===Tools===
====Base Game====
* Axe- "Sometimes the direct approach is best."
* Luxury Axe- "It gets sharper with every cut."
* Shovel- "This is some real advanced technology."
* Regal Shovel- "This shovel is worth a princely sum."
* Pickaxe- "Everybody loves a little mining."
* Opulent Pickaxe- "This must be game logic."
* Razor- "If only the world had a single neck."
* Hammer- "It feels good to undo the work of others."
* Pitchfork- "The tool of choice for perfectionists."
* Feather Pencil- "Not as elegant as a quill and inkwell, but it'll do."
* Brush- "It's like showing affection, without actually touching it."
* Saddle- "But that means I'd have to touch the smelly thing."
* War Saddle- "At least it affords some dignity to the rider."
* Glossamer Saddle- "But is it fast enough to escape the judgmental stares?"
* Saddlehorn- "And I may never put it back on."
* Salt Lick- "So salty."
====Shipwrecked====
* Machete- "Truthfully I was always a hack."
* Luxury Machete- "I've always wanted to hack things in luxury."
====Hamlet====
* Shears- "Aren't there gardeners for this sort of thing?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pocket Scale- "I keep it next to my pocket watch and my pocket comb."
* Garden Hoe- "Am I to be reduced to a common farmhand?"
* Splendid Garden Hoe- "A bit extravagant, don't you think?"
* Watering Can- "Surely someone else can do these menial tasks?"
* Watering Can (empty)- "So I'm to traipse around looking for water, then?"
* Waterfowl Can- "I really don't care for gardening."
* Waterfowl Can (empty)- "Surely there must be some water nearby."
* Beefalo Bell- "It appears to have some kind of hypnotic effect on beefalo."
===Lights===
====Base Game====
* Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Sure beats darkness."
* Campfire (high)- "That will keep Charlie away for now."
* Fire Pit (high)- "A roaring fire."
* Campfire (normal)- "Firey."
* Fire Pit (normal)- "It's hot."
* Campfire (low)- "It needs fuel."
* Fire Pit (low)- "It's getting low."
* Campfire (embers)- "I'm going to lose it."
* Fire Pit (embers)- "I should attend to that."
* Campfire (out)- "That's not coming back."
* Fire Pit (out)- "It's gone cold."
* Torch- "It keeps Charlie at bay."
* Miner Hat- "Eventually the firefly will starve."
* Pumpkin Lantern- "Why hello, Mr. Crane."
* Lantern- "I hope this keeps Them away."
====Reign of Giants====
* Endothermic Fire- "How comforting."
* Endothermic Fire Pit- "A fire pit."
* Endothermic Fire (high)- "That will keep Charlie away for now."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (high)- "A roaring, cold fire."
* Endothermic Fire (normal)- "Cold and firey."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (normal)- "It's cold."
* Endothermic Fire (low)- "It needs fuel."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (low)- "It's getting low."
* Endothermic Fire (embers)- "I'm going to lose it."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "I should attend to that."
* Endothermic Fire (out)- "That's not coming back."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (out)- "It's gone warm."
* Moggles- "No wonder they can dig for hours."
====Shipwrecked====
* Chiminea (all stages)- "Safe keeping for my hard earned fires."
* Bottle Lantern- "Their lives have found purpose in servitude."
* Boat Torch- "Sailing at night seems unsafe, but I guess this makes it a little better."
* Boat Lantern- "It lends all around it an eerie glow."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "The stone was born for this."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "A roaring fire."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "It's burning in style."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "It's getting low."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "I should attend to that."
* Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "It's gone cold."
* Tar Lamp- "A little light in the dark."
* Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "It will protect the flames from the waves."
* Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "I may have overdone it."
* Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "It's burning just fine."
* Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "There's barely any heat."
* Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "A flame not long for this world."
* Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Out like a light."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Candle Hat- "The wax better not drip on my suit."
* Cowl- "How delightfully horrific."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Torch (out)- "Curses. Another light down."
* Lantern- "I hope it keeps Them away."
* Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "Someone should attend to that."
* Mushlight (off)- "I suppose we're decorating with fungus now."
* Mushlight (on)- "A rather pale light."
* Mushlight (burnt)- "C'est la vie."
* Glowcap (off)- "I'm partial to the lavender shade, myself."
* Glowcap (on)- "A light to repel the encroaching shadow."
* Glowcap (burnt)- "Who ordered the mushroom flambe?"
* Willow's Lighter- "It does the job, I suppose."
===Survival===
====Base Game====
* Backpack- "I wish there were porters around here."
* Piggyback- "Oh that's just demeaning."
* Bird Trap- "They keep falling for it!"
* Bug Net- "Good for capturing defenseless insects."
* Fishing Rod- "I will eat for a lifetime."
* Straw Roll- "I don't like sleeping rough."
* Fur Roll- "At least they're good for something."
* Tent- "That's a bit rustic for my taste."
* Trap- "Only the dumbest animals will fall for this."
* Honey Poultice- "Sticky and gooey and good for putting on booboos."
* Healing Salve- "Just a bit of venom and some dirty old ash."
* Umbrella- "It's crooked!"
* Compass-
** N- "North."
** S- "South."
** E- "East."
** W- "West."
** NE- "Northeast."
** SE- "Southeast."
** NW- "Northwest."
** SW- "Southwest."
* Compass (generic)- "I've lost my way."
* Bundling Wrap- "I guess we could wrap a few things up."
* Bundled Supplies- "Nice and snug."
====Reign of Giants====
* Insulated Pack- "Its contents are hibernating."
* Luxury Fan- "Is it windy out or is it just my fan?"
* Siesta Lean-to- "Rustic, but excellent shade."
* Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "It's sleep-time, not siesta-time."
* Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "They're hot on my heels!"
* Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Traditionally, a siesta comes after eating, not before."
* Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "It's a bit creepy out for that."
* Tent (overheating)- "
* Tent (burnt)- "That's a bit burned for my taste."
* Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "So much for the shade thing."
* Thermal Stone- "A pocketful of stone and temperature."
* Thermal Stone (frozen)- "It's almost too cold to hold."
* Thermal Stone (cold)- "Pleasantly cool."
* Thermal Stone (warm)- "Comfortably lukewarm."
* Thermal Stone (hot)- "It's almost too hot to hold."
* Pretty Parasol- "It's more pretty than dapper."
====Shipwrecked====
* Thatch Pack- "Not much, but the extra space is better than nothing."
* Booty Bag- "I suppose it will do."
* Sea Sack- "It won't make me stronger, but it'll give me more pockets."
* Tropical Fan- "Is it windy out or is it just my fan?"
* Silly Monkey Ball- "What am I supposed to do with this?"
* Tropical Parasol- "It serves its purpose."
* Anti Venom- "A cure to what ails you."
* Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Phew."
====Hamlet====
* Bug B'Gone- "This will put that horde in its place."
* Bird Whistle- "What use are birds to me?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Luxury Fan- "Is it windy out or is it just this fan?"
* Telltale Heart- "I'm not sure I really want to give this up."
* Booster Shot- "Who would put this filth in their veins?"
* Waterballoon- "Do you have any idea how much this suit cost?"
* Whirly Fan- "This pathetic device... gets the job done."
* Flare- "For those with a flare for the dramatic."
* Sea Fishing Rod- "A more in-depth approach to fishing."
* Tillweed Salve- "This will have to do."
* Seed Pack-It- "One more thing to lug from place to place."
* Bernie (held and inactive)- "It makes me a little nostalgic."
* Bernie (active)- "Just what am I looking at here?"
* BERNIE!- "How truly unnerving."
* Bernie (broken)- "It's seen better days."
* Chef Pouch- "I've been reduced to hauling my own foodstuffs."
* Tent Roll- "Surely someone else can set it up."
* Camper's Tent- "Oh, how I miss sleeping indoors."
===Food===
====Base Game====
* Crock Pot (empty)- "Just the thought makes my mouth water."
* Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Wait for it..."
* Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Here it comes!"
* Crock Pot (finished)- "Finally, some quality grub."
* Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "That can't go in there."
* Bee Box- "It holds my bees."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "My bees are not working hard enough."
* Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit longer."
* Bee Box (full of honey)- "So tempting, but so full of bees."
* Farm- "Do I look like a farmer?"
* Farm (growing)- "I have better things to do than watch plants grow."
* Farm (finished)- "It's ready."
* Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It needs to be... refreshed."
* Ice Box- "A little piece of winter in a box."
* Drying Rack- "It can dry meats so that they last longer."
* Drying Rack (drying)- "Still moist."
* Drying Rack (finished)- "Like the desert."
====Reign of Giants====
* Crock Pot (burnt)- "A bit overdone for my tastes."
* Bee Box (burnt)- "Honey roasted."
* Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "A harvest of ashes."
* Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Moist and staying that way."
* Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's too brittle to hang meat on now."
* Bucket-o-poop- "Much better than carrying manure in my hands."
====Shipwrecked====
* Mussel Stick- "The mussels won't be able to resist."
* Mussel Bed- "They'll grow where I tell them to."
* Fish Farm (empty)- "I need some fish eggs if I want fish."
* Fish Farm (growing)- "I put the eggs in. Where are my fish?"
* Fish Farm (one fish)- "Success! A fish."
* Fish Farm (two fish)- "The more the merrier!"
* Fish Farm (three fish)- "I better not see any rowdiness, fish."
* Fish Farm (four fish)- "Who would ever need this many fish?"
====Hamlet====
* Sprinkler- "Good. Now I don't have to water by hand."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bee Box- "It holds the bees."
* Bee Box (no honey)- "Why do the bees not serve me?"
* Drying Rack (non-meat drying)- "Still moist."
* Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Like the desert."
* Drying Rack (non-meat drying in rain)- "Moist and staying that way."
* Bucket-o-poop- "It's not gentlemanly to carry manure in one's hands."
* Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Smells... "piney"."
* Mushroom Planter (some)- "They seem to be doing well."
* Mushroom Planter (lots)- "The mushrooms have really taken to the log."
* Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "It's so full it's almost obscene."
* Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Rotten, all the way through. I relate."
* Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Only ash and ruin remain here."
* Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Nothing grows in these frigid wastes."
* Salt Box- "This will extend the life of our supplies somewhat."
* Cookbook- "Very well. If I can master the dark arts, how hard could cooking be?"
* Garden Digamajig (held)- "Some kind of farming implement? I've no interest in such things."
* Garden Digamajig- "Thankfully it seems capable of doing the work itself."
* Composting Bin- "Disgusting."
* Composting Bin (too wet)- "It's nothing but foul wet slop."
* Composting Bin (too dry)- "Positively arid."
* Composting Bin (balanced)- "This should suffice."
* Composting Bin (burnt)- "It smells about as bad as you'd imagine."
* Growth Formula Starter- "It looks more like a science experiment than a fertilizer."
* Fermenting Growth Formula- "Wonderful, it's putrefying."
* Fermented Growth Formula- "Ugh, the smell... can we just put it in the ground already?"
* Super Growth Formula- "It's reached the peak of its power... and its stench."
* Gardeneer Hat- "I'm really supposed to put that contraption on my head?"
* Tree Jam- "Looks like you're in a bit of a jam, pal."
* Portable Crock Pot- "An instrument of the dark culinary arts."
* Portable Crock Pot (finished)- "Let's hope something palatable has come of it."
* Portable Grinding Mill- "Does it have to make such a horrible racket?"
* Portable Seasoning Station- "Ah. The daily grind."
* Portable Seasoning Station (finished)- "Finally something with some taste."
===Science===
====Base Game====
* Science Machine- "I can't believe I forgot how to build those things."
* Alchemy Engine- "It unlocks recipes of middling utility."
* Thermal Measurer- "Not the most useful invention, is it?"
* Rainometer- "I could also just look up to learn the same thing."
* Lightning Rod- "A little bit of protection."
* Lightning Rod (charged)- "Energy flows through it."
* Gunpowder- "Now this, I like."
====Reign of Giants====
* Science Machine (burnt)- "The fire learned how to burn it down."
* Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Flames have swallowed it whole."
* Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Who cares?"
* Rainometer (burnt)- "The rain did not come in time."
* Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Quiet before the storm."
* Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Begone, fire!"
* Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Not much fuel left."
* Electrical Doodad- "I don't understand how it works, but it does."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sea Lab- "There are watery mysteries to be unlocked yet."
* Ice Maker 3000 (empty and high)- "It's working hard to make ice for me."
* Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "It appears to be doing its job."
* Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "I'd better fill it up."
* Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's on its last legs."
* Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "It's not doing its job."
* Quacken Drill- "I will quack open the sea itself."
====Hamlet====
* Smelter- "Finally we're catching up to the Iron age."
* Oscillating Fan- "Ah. Civilization."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Gunpowder- "Now THIS I like."
* Cartographer's Desk- "Mapmaking is a soothing pastime. Methodical."
* Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Such directionless destruction."
* Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "Useless."
* Potter's Wheel- "A block of marble might suffice."
* Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "How I've missed the act of creation."
* Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Ah, yes. Not terrible."
* Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "To sculpt, to carve, no more."
* Think Tank- "Now to see if Higgsbury's ideas hold water."
* Think Tank (burnt)- "Well, it's useless now."
* Terra Firma Tamper- "I despise getting my hands dirty."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomploshrine- "Even They couldn't build something so devious."
===Fight===
====Base Game====
* Spear- "It's a spear. Yup."
* Ham Bat- "An undignified weapon for a less refined time."
* Boomerang- "Beats getting your hands dirty."
* Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Clumsy!"
* Blow Dart- "A glorious tube of pain-giving!"
* Sleep Dart- "Call me Mr. Sandman."
* Fire Dart- "Just make sure to breathe out."
* Football Helmet- "Now I am ready for the scrimmage."
* Grass Suit- "Direct confrontation is quite gauche."
* Log Suit- "Ugh. I'm not one for such vulgar fisticuffs."
* Marble Suit- "That really isn't my style."
* Bee Mine- "They wait so patiently."
* Tooth Trap- "This one packs a wallop."
====Reign of Giants====
* Scalemail- "That's some fly mail."
* Morning Star- "Good morning."
* Weather Pain- "Wind power."
====Shipwrecked====
* Poison Spear- "I've made sure it packs an extra wallop."
* Poison Dart- "I've turned the venoms of this world against itself."
* Coconade- "I foresee death in the future."
* Coconade (lit)- "I may want to take cover."
* Spear Gun (empty and all spears)- "This projectile flinger may come in handy."
* Cutlass Supreme- "A gentleman's weapon."
* Horned Helmet- "Sometimes one must sacrifice form for function."
* Seashell Suit- "Perhaps not the sturdiest, but it will conceal my vulnerabilities."
* Limestone Suit- "It renders me... sluggish."
* Cactus Armor- "Nothing says... stay away... quite like this."
====Hamlet====
* Halberd- "A blade as sharp as my wit."
* Cork Bat- "Easy enough to carry."
* Weevole Mantle- "This is not a good look."
* Mant Mask- "A hollowed out head. Don't ask where I got it."
* Mant Suit- "The indignities I've suffered..."
* Fancy Helmet- "How very conquistadorian."
* Tin Suit- "Not very pliant but it does the job."
* Blunderbuss- "A weapon after my own heart."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Football Helmet- "Ready for the scrimmage."
* Electric Dart- "Never strikes the same place twice, except when it does."
* Tail o' Three Cats- "Makes me feel like the master again."
* Napsack- "It appears to be a sleeping bag."
* Cookie Cutter Cap- "This doesn't look dapper at all."
* Strident Trident- "It seems to have struck a chord."
* Battle Helm- "Well... it's no crown."
* Battle Spear- "I can appreciate a finely crafted weapon."
* Trusty Slingshot- "A rather childish weapon, but quite effective in the right hands."
===Structures===
====Base Game====
* Birdcage- "You'll never get me behind bars again."
* Birdcage (occupied)- "I feel for ya, feathers."
* Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You'll still be in there when you wake up."
* Pig House- "That's like their only trick."
* Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "I'd go inside too, if I was him."
* Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "I'll huff and I'll puff!"
* Rabbit Hutch- "Oh, isn't that clever."
* Hay Wall, Wood Wall, and Stone Wall (held)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."
* Hay Wall- "It's a tinderbox."
* Wood Wall- "Moderately tough, but flammable."
* Stone Wall- "This will keep the riff-raff out."
* Chest- "A place to store loot."
* Sign- "It says... nothing."
* Potted Fern- "How quaint."
* Mini Sign (held)- "It's not much use like this. We should place it."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "We should draw something on there."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "I could draw better than that!"
* Wood Fence (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy fence."
* Wood Fence- "It's just a wood fence."
* Wood Gate (held)- "All we need to build a nice, sturdy gate."
* Wood Gate- "It opens. And closes sometimes, too."
====Reign of Giants====
* Pig House (burnt)- "Let's see you hide in there now."
* Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Cleverness killed the carrot."
* Hay Wall (burnt)- "I told you so."
* Wood Wall (burnt)- "Not tough, nor flammable."
* Chest (burnt)- "It won't store anything now."
* Scaled Chest- "Those scales sure are nifty."
* Sign (burnt)- "Somehow, it says even less now."
====Shipwrecked====
* Sand Castle- "I found that wholly unenjoyable. I swear."
* Sand Castle (sand)- "Decorative sand."
* Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Is this what passes for architecture around here?"
* Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Keep me away from that."
* Limestone Wall (held)- "Where should I begin building my fortress?"
* Limestone Wall- "It will hold."
* Dragoon Den- "I see no reason to disturb them."
* Sandbag (held)- "A bag of dirt I can carry."
* Sandbag- "A bag of dirt that keeps water out."
* Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I hope you're prepared."
* Seaworthy (SW world)- "Useless!"
* Buoy- "It floats with ease."
* Sea Chest- "My suits had best not get moldy in there."
* Ballphin Palace- "Ah. I need a castle like that."
* Sea Wall- "I suppose I could place this on the water."
* Sea Wall- "About as well constructed as sea trash can be."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Barrel- "I know just what to fill it with."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pig House- "It is not a sound structure."
* Mini Sign (held)- "A sign is useless if it has nothing to mark."
* Mini Sign (empty)- "There's nothing on it, currently."
* Mini Sign (drawn on)- "It was drawn in a steady hand."
* Wood Fence (held)- "A fence for your pocket."
* Wood Fence- "My life is one obstacle after another."
* Wood Gate (held)- "A gate for your pocket."
* Wood Gate- "When one gate closes..."
* Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about, feathers?"
* Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh, come on. I fed you last week."
* Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "That's a deep sleep."
* Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe he wasn't sleeping."
* Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "This requires profundity."
* Directional Sign- "'Thataway'... Ugh!"
* Directional Sign (burnt)- "Somehow, it says even less now."
* End Table (empty)- "An empty vessel awaiting decoration or light."
* End Table (flowers)- "Purely decorative."
* End Table (new light source)- "A temporary reprieve from the shadow."
* End Table (old light source)- "I believe it is Wilson's turn to fetch bulbs."
* End Table (wilted)- "Every lovely flower must one day wilt."
* End Table (burnt)- "That was uncalled for."
* Friendly Scarecrow- "It's an empty shell of a man."
* Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Nothing is safe."
* Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "The scarecrow has gone to a place where there is no fear."
* Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Where should I put this?"
* Moon Rock Wall- "I like to build walls between myself and the outside."
* Scaled Furnace- "The red gems are producing a sweltering heat."
* Wardrobe- "Fashion without function."
* Wardrobe (burning)- "Oops."
* Wardrobe (burnt)- "Dapperness is a state of mind."
* Potted Succulent- "You're hard to kill. I respect that."
* Tackle Receptacle- "I suppose I could use a relaxing day of fishing."
* Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Perhaps I might reign again... as the king of fishing!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with heavy fish)- "Enjoy your moment while it lasts..."
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own fish)- "Bow down before your fishing master!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (with own heavy fish)- "Impressive, isn't it?"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "No! NOO!"
* Fish Scale-O-Matic (burnt)- "All my ambitions go up in smoke."
* Astral Detector (held)- "I have many questions."
* Astral Detector- "It's leading us to something..."
* Astral Detector (all pieces found)- "It fulfilled its purpose."
* Produce Scale- "Do we not have infinitely more pressing things to do?"
* Produce Scale (with light item)- "The bar has been set low, I see."
* Produce Scale (with item)- "A moderately impressive display" [sic]
* Produce Scale (with heavy item)- "I suppose it's an accomplishment."
* Produce Scale (burning)- "...And now it's on fire."
* Produce Scale (burnt)- "Reduced to dust."
* Grooming Station (held)- "Do I look like a common construction worker? Oh very well..."
* Grooming Station- "How ridiculous."
* Grooming Station (occupied)- "I suppose I'll have to try to make this creature less homely."
* Grooming Station (burnt)- "What a shame."
* Craftsmerm House- "It's slightly less offensive to my eyes than the others."
* Craftsmerm House (burnt)- "It's been burned to the ground."
* DIY Royalty Kit- "What is that little creature up to?"
* DIY Royalty Kit (burnt)- "Such a waste of time and energy."
* Royal Tapestry- "Not especially impressive for a "throne"."
* Royal Tapestry (burnt)- "Someone finally took care of that hideous throw rug."
* Merm Flort-ifications- "They're flying the royal banner."
* Merm Flort-ifications (Merm King dead)- "A kingdom without a king."
* Sisturn (empty)- "I can't help but wonder... no, it couldn't be."
* Sisturn (some flowers)- "Perhaps I should pay my respects as well."
* Sisturn (full)- "It has a strangely calming effect."
===Refine===
====Base Game====
* Rope- "You'd think this would have more uses."
* Boards- "Roughly hewn."
* Cut Stone- "The building blocks of civilization."
* Papyrus- "A blank canvas."
* Purple Gem- "Purple brings great power."
* Nightmare Fuel- "Ahhh. Refreshing."
* Beeswax- "I miss sealing a good letter."
* Wax Paper- "My interest in this wax paper wanes...."
====Shipwrecked====
* Cloth- "I've fashioned the bamboo into something useful."
* Limestone- "Perhaps this sea life's death will find use after all."
* Empty Bottle- "Given enough time I could build a ship inside."
* Coral Nubbin- "It's not bald! It's distinguished!"
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Sapling- "You're on your own, tree."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cratered Moonrock- "This will make a decent magical vessel."
* Marble Bean- "Let me guess, it grows a marble stalk?"
* Feathery Canvas- "Hopefully it catches the wind as well as the eye."
* Collected Dust- "It may have some alchemical uses."
===Magic===
====Base Game====
* Meat Effigy- "I'm not above using this."
* Prestihatitator- "Quite a dapper machine."
* Shadow Manipulator- "This is where I do my own personal research."
* Pan Flute- "I'm going to sing a song of madness."
* Night Light- "It burns with a beautiful glow."
* Night Armor- "Time to wrap myself in nightmares."
* Dark Sword- "Snicker-snack!"
* One-man Band- "It has a good beat and you can dance to it."
* Bat Bat- "Violence has never felt better."
* Belt of Hunger- "Wet, soggy, and oddly filling."
* Chilled Amulet- "It's frosted over."
* Nightmare Amulet- "It speaks with the shadow."
* Life Giving Amulet- "It channels the darkest energies of the universe."
* Fire Staff- "A basic enchantment, but effective."
* Ice Staff- "Cool staff."
* Telelocator Staff- "Power can do amazing things when it's funneled through the right channels."
* Telelocator Focus (full)- "That should do the trick."
* Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "The fuel needs more focus points."
* Telolocator Socket (full)- "This one's ready."
* Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "The fuel needs a focus."
====Reign of Giants====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "I won't be using it any longer."
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "It was too hot to handle."
* Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Research complete."
* Old Bell- "More bell."
====Shipwrecked====
* Piratihatitator- "Such a fascinating device."
* Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."
* Dripple Pipes- "Goodness. It's been awhile since I played."
====Hamlet====
* Hogus Porkusator- "Scientifically proving pigs can fly."
* Pugalisk Wand- "Penetrating."
* Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "Another door."
* Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "An exit but not a way out."
* Living Artifact- "Not exactly dapper, but how can I say no to this?"
* Root Trunk- "Keeps my things just where I want them."
* Vortex Cloak- "It's like it was tailored just for me."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Meat Effigy (burnt)- "No one will be using that any longer."
* Prestihatitator (burnt)- "That was its final act."
* Night Armor- "Wrap yourself in the nightmare. Embrace it."
* Ocuvigil- "This is a conduit for strong revelatory magicks."
* Moon Dial (generic)- "The gem conjures water springs in conjunction with the "moon's" cycles."
* Moon Dial (new moon)- "The... "moon"... has retreated for now."
* Moon Dial (waxing)- "The "moon" is waxing."
* Moon Dial (full moon)- "The "moon" is full in the sky."
* Moon Dial (waning)- "The "moon" is on the wane."
* Moon Dial (in Caves)- "The cave provides sanctuary from the "moon's" prying eyes."
* Moon Dial (Moonstorm)- "I can feel its eye upon me... watching..."
* The Lazy Deserter- "Walking gets tiresome, you know."
* The Lazy Deserter (active)- "The magic beckons!"
* Clean Sweeper- "Presto change-o! Ahem... old habit."
* Kitschy Beaver Idol- "It seems he's learning to bend the curse to his will."
* Kitschy Goose Idol- "Ugh, it offends my eyes."
* Kitschy Moose Idol- "Almost as powerful as it is tacky."
===Dress===
====Base Game====
* Sewing Kit- "A fine and noble endeavor."
* Rabbit Earmuffs- "They are at least warm."
* Straw Hat- "A hat fit for a peasant."
* Beefalo Hat- "How unfashionable."
* Beekeeper Hat- "I'll wear it if I have to."
* Feather Hat- "I will lure them in with my plumage."
* Winter Hat- "How disappointingly rustic."
* Top Hat- "Some fine haberdashery."
* Dapper Vest- "It's no three-piece, but it's dapper enough."
* Breezy Vest- "It's more of a fall vest."
* Puffy Vest- "It's so hard to look fashionable in the winter."
* Bush Hat- "There's room in there for me."
* Garland- "Definitely not my style."
* Walking Cane- "It has pictures of fast things carved into it."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cat Cap- "Dead head."
* Fashion Melon- "This is one way to keep cool. And sticky."
* Ice Cube- "Strap some ice on your head."
* Rain Coat- "Out out, rain!"
* Rain Hat- "Not the most dapper of hats, but quite necessary."
* Summer Frest- "Safety before dapperness."
* Floral Shirt- "The dapperest of them all."
* Eyebrella- "Eye to the sky."
* Hibearnation Vest- "See my vest."
====Shipwrecked====
* Brain of Thought- "I feel inspired."
* Snakeskin Hat- "Quite dashing, actually."
* Snakeskin Jacket- "Quite dapper!"
* Blubber Suit- "This is undignified."
* Windbreaker- "Sigh."
* Tar Suit- "I hope this won't tar-nish my dapper image."
* Particulate Purifier- "Cleans the stench away."
* Sleek Hat- "Quite sleek, if not elegant."
* Shark Tooth Crown- "I respect this fashion choice."
* Dumbrella- "This looks silly."
====Hamlet====
* Gas Mask- "This clears the vapors."
* Pith Hat- "Protects my most important part."
* Thunderhat- "Electrifying finery."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Feather Hat- "I always considered myself the peacock of people."
* Fashion Goggles- "Not my sort of fashion."
* Desert Goggles- "Function over form."
* Funcap- "It possesses a spritely magic."
* Seawreath- "You really expect me to wear this?"
* Astroggles- "There are hardly enough inventors brave enough to harness the power of potatoes."
* Clever Disguise- "This seems rather... fishy."
* Pinetree Pioneer Hat- "It's not quite my style."
===Ancient===
====Base Game====
* Thulecite- "An exceedingly rare but useful material."
* Thulecite Wall (held)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."
* Thulecite Wall- "An ancient wall."
* Thulecite Medallion (min)- "The heart of the city is still."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "It beats once again."
* Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The pulse is quickening."
* Thulecite Medallion (max)- "The pulse is holding steady."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "The pulse is waning."
* Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "It calms once more."
* Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "The pulse has no influence here."
* The Lazy Forager and Lazy Explorer- "Simple magic is often the best."
* Magiluminescence- "This will make me stand out."
* Construction Amulet- "I swear I don't normally need this."
* Deconstruction Staff- "I must rely on focusing tools in this form."
* Star Caller's Staff- "With a bigger gem it would be so much more powerful."
* Pick/Axe- "I don't know why I didn't think of this."
* Thulecite Crown- "Fuel must flow."
* Thulecite Suit- "Thulecite meshes so well with nightmare fuel."
* Thulecite Club- "The fuel runs deep in this."
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "Now I just have to set it up."
* Houndius Shootius- "Some of my better work."
====Don't Starve Together====
* The Lazy Explorer- "It's a focusing tool."
* Construction Amulet- "A crutch for pitiful mortals without godlike powers. What?"
* Deconstruction Staff- "It is a focusing tool."
* Pick/Axe- "The duality of mine."
* Houndius Shootius (held)- "Now it just needs to be set up."
* Premier Gardeneer Hat- "I suppose the Ancients were farmers once, before they turned to the fuel."
===Nautical===
====Shipwrecked====
* Log Raft- "It seems like there should be regulations against this."
* Raft- "Looks much too precarious for my liking."
* Row Boat- "Manually operated. A pity."
* Cargo Boat- "Ah, plenty of room to breathe."
* Armored Boat- "This boat knows how to take a hit like a champion."
* Encrusted Boat- "It seems sturdy enough to carry me."
* The "Sea Legs"- "Seems dependable."
* Boat Repair Kit- "It will hold off my vessel's inevitable decay."
* Thatch Sail- "It will be smooth sailing with this at my back."
* Cloth Sail- "It will aid in my travels."
* Snakeskin Sail- "For ease of travel."
* Feather Lite Sail- "I suppose it's better than paddling."
* Iron Wind- "Thank goodness, I have places to be!"
* Boat Cannon- "It's about time I got my hands on one of these."
* Quackering Ram- "Quacker before me!! Uh, I mean quiver...!"
* Sea Trap (held and placed)- "The curiosity will get the best of you eventually."
* Sea Yard (off)- "Out of commission. For now."
* Sea Yard (on)- "Much needed ship maintenance."
* Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "This maintenance machine needs maintaining."
* Tar Extractor (off)- "It's no use to me if it's off."
* Tar Extractor (on)- "It's doing its job."
* Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "The contraption needs replenishing."
* Trawl Net- "I see no downside to using this."
* Trawl Net (detached)- "Just think of the meals I'll make."
* Trawl Net (sinking)- "It's working its way down."
* Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Into the depths..."
* Spyglass and Super Spyglass- "This may help me get the lay of the land."
* Captain Hat- "It makes me feel commanding."
* Pirate Hat- "Is this amusing?"
* Lucky Hat- "Swashbuckling..."
* Life Jacket- "Sadly my cultured countenance must take a back seat to sensibility."
====Hamlet====
* Cork Bowl Canoe- "Looks barely seaworthy."
===​Volcanic===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Machete- "This seems like a dangerous thing to farm with."
* Obsidian Axe- "It seems to work best when alight."
* Obsidian Spear- "I've made sure it packs a fiery wallop."
* Obsidian Armor- "I've bent the flame to my will."
* Obsidian Coconade- "This is definitely overkill."
* Howling Conch- "Beautiful on the outside, destructive on the inside."
* Sail Stick- "A stick, presumably for sailing."
* Volcano Staff- "It feels at home in my hands."
===​Treasure Hunting===
====Hamlet====
* Disarming Tools- "This will deal with those pesky traps."
* Ball Pein Hammer- "For more subtler smashing jobs."
* Gold Pan- "Must I do everything myself?"
* Magnifying Glass- "Let's see what we can find."
===​City Planning===
====Hamlet====
* Lamp Post (off)- "It eases my mind."
* Lamp Post (on)- "A welcome sign of civilization."
* Town House- "I presume it's a pigsty inside."
* Town House (burning)- "That will only lead to improvement."
* The Sterling Trough Deli- "Finally some decent food."
* The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "A shame."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "A common boutique to purchase common goods."
* Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Generally, I'd say it's on fire."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Seems even filthy pigs need the occasional pampering."
* Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "A pity."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "A simple grocer."
* Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "I do fancy roast vegetables."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "Every breastpocket needs a fresh rose."
* Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "I'll have to get my roses elsewhere."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "Hmm... I may be in the market for some oddities."
* 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "Nothing I can do about that."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "Ahh... more my style."
* The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Agh! Put it out! Someone!"
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Well, well, well..."
* The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "Live by the sword, die by the flame."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "I may have use for a millinery."
* The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "Everything burns."
* Swinesbury Academy- "Hmmm... The are a lot of artifacts in there." [sic]
* Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "Not my problem."
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Can I exchange this money for anything useful?"
* Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Serves them right."
* The Tinkerer's Tower- "Full of schemes and plans. Like me."
* The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "He'll have to rebuild his own shop."
* Swinesbury City Hall- "I could run this place better."
* Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "Serves them right."
* My City Hall- "I deserve that."
* My City Hall (burning)- "This town has a vandal problem."
* Security Contract- "Oh good, I can hire some help."
* Slanty Shanty- "Hmmm... Should I invest in real estate in this place?"
* Slanty Shanty (owned)- "An estate of my own."
* Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "Someone will pay for that."
* Watch Tower- "There's an appeal in overseeing the masses."
* Watch Tower (burning)- "A watchtower no more."
===​Renovate===
====Hamlet====
* House Expansion Permit- "More room for my acquisitions."
* Demolition Permit- "I normally don't need a license for destruction."
=====Flooring=====
* Wood Flooring- "Watch out for slivers."
* Marble Flooring- "A nice solid floor."
* Checkered Flooring- "This feels homey."
* Slate Flooring- "Tartan floor tile."
* Sheet Metal Flooring- "Utilitarian flooring."
* Garden Stone Flooring- "A bit too outdoorsy."
* Geometric Tiles Flooring- "Has some charm to it."
* Shag Carpet- "It'll do."
* Transitional Flooring- "It will need to be fixed."
* Wood Panel Flooring- "Creaky. I like it."
* Herringbone Flooring- "It'll do for now."
* Hexagon Flooring- "Not bad."
* Curcy Hoof Flooring- "Rather piggish."
* Octagon Flooring- "Really? Linoleum?"
=====Shelves=====
* Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and Windowed Cabinet- "Ah. A place to put my books."
* Basic Bookshelf- "A bit basic, but it'll do."
* Cinderblock Bookshelf, Crates Shelf, Fridge, Floating Shelf, and Pallet Shelf- "Interesting choice of decor."
* Marble Shelf- "I have the perfect book for that bookshelf."
* Glass Shelf- "Looks breakable."
* Ladder Shelf- "Boorish."
* Industrial Shelf- "Philistine."
* Adjustable Shelf- "A place to put my books."
* Wall Mounted Shelf- "Stable enough."
* A-Frame Shelf, Pipe Shelf, and Hat Tree- "I suppose this works."
=====Plantholders=====
* Basic Plantholder, Fancy Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, and ZZ Plantholder- "It's a plant."
* WIP Plantholder- "It's a little bush."
* Bonsai Plantholder- "It's a little tree."
* Dishgarden Plantholder- "It's a fancy plant holder."
* Orchid Plantholder- "I prefer roses."
* Birdcage Plantholder and Pitcher Plantholder- "A hanging plant."
* Fernstand Plantholder- "A fern."
* Fern Plantholder- "A hanging fern."
* Terrarium Plantholder- "Caged plants."
* Plantpet Plantholder- "A planted pet."
* Traps Plantholder- "I like these."
* Marble Plantholder- "Ooh. Fancy."
* "Character" Tree- "Someone should put it out of its misery."
* Festive Tree- "How festive."
=====Columns=====
* Planed Wood Column, Millinery Column, Round Column, and Lit Marble Column- "A pillar of strength."
=====Wall Papers=====
* Wood Paneling- "Some basic walls."
* Checkered Wall Paper- "A pleasant way to decorate your surroundings."
* Floral Wall Paper- "Could use some red."
* Sunflower Wall Paper and Harlequin Wall Paper- "Well isn't that sweet."
* Peagawk Wall Paper- "Well, at least the feathers are no longer staring at me."
* Orange Wall Paper and Purple Wall Paper- "A little boring."
* Rope Wall Panneling- "A little too nautical for my tastes."
* Circle Wall Tiling and Full Wall Moulding- "Not bad, I suppose."
* Marble Wall Tiling- "Fancy."
* Fine Wall Tiling- "Bureaucratic."
* Upholstered Wall- "Plush."
=====Ceiling Lights=====
* Wired Bulb- "Well, that's boring."
* Metal Shade Lamp- "Utilitarian."
* Chandelier, Blown Glass Bulb, Hanging Blooming Lamp, and Hanging Floral Lamp- "A ceiling light."
* Rope Light and Dual Rope Light- "Well, that's boring."
* Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light."
* Tophat Light- "That's where I left my hat."
* Derby Light- "A place to hang your hat."
=====Wall Decorations=====
* Photo- "Horrid boy..."
* Full Length Mirror- "I can hardly see myself."
* Embroidery Hoop- "Such sentiment..."
* Mosaic- "How bourgeois."
* Wreath- "Shocking what passes for art around here."
* Axe, No Smoking, and Tasteful Fish Mounting- "Lovely..."
* Hunt and Beefalo Mounting- "Interesting decor."
* Periodic Table- "Handy chart for my alchemical experiments."
* Gears Art- "Fanciful arrangement of clockwork."
* Cape- "How dramatic."
* Black Cat- "Ah, the memories..."
=====Chairs=====
* Classic Chair, Corner Chair, and Lounge Chair- "A place to sit."
* Bench- "A place for people to sit."
* Horned Chair- "Not as good as my throne."
* Footrest- "A place to rest my feet."
* Massager Chair- "Ohh. I like that!"
* Stuffed Chair- "A comfy chair to sit on."
* Rocking Chair- "An invigorating place to sit."
* Ottoman Chair- "A place to sit or rest my feet."
* Fancy Chaise- "A chair to lounge in."
=====House Upgrades=====
* Cottage Kit- "Materials for a quaint house."
* Tudor Home Kit- "Materials for a snug little home."
* Gothic Home Kit- "Materials for a house with some charm."
* Brick Home Kit- "Materials for a functional home."
* Turreted Home Kit- "Materials for a small home."
* Villa Kit- "Materials for an acceptable home."
* Manor Kit- "Materials for a home worthy of a fine gentleman."
=====Doors=====
* Hardwood Door- "It's a door. You go through it."
* Stone Archway, Forest Door, and Wrought Iron Door- "A door to another room."
* Curtained Door- "It barely hides anything."
* Industrial Door- "Little too industrial."
* Round Doorway- "A little like being eaten."
* Gothic Door- "Has a certain dramatic flare."
=====Windows=====
* Peaked Curtain Window- "The curtains are a nice touch."
* Round Burlap Window- "Needs better drapery."
* Peaked Window- "A window."
* Square Window, Tall Window, Large Square Curtain Window, and Tall Curtain Window- "A way to see the outside world."
* Greenhouse Wall- "All that sunshine and nothing to keep it out."
=====Rugs=====
* Eye Rug- "Quit staring!"
* Square Throw Rug, Octagon Rug, Swirl Rug, and Braid Rug- "A floor rug."
* Oval Rug and Large Rug- "A rug after my own heart."
* Fur Throw Rug, Porcupus Rug, and Catcoon Rug- "A dead thing that warms my feet."
* Hedgehog Rug- "An animal that warms my feet."
* Hoofprint Rug- "How droll."
* Rubbermat Rug- "Essential when dealing with... fluids."
* Web Rug- "Rather sticky."
* Metal Rug- "Dangerous."
* Wormhole Rug- "Does it work?"
* Beard Rug- "Ugh."
* Nailbed Rug- "Lovely..."
* Crime Rug- "Which unfortunate soul was that?"
* Soccer Rug- "How geometric."
=====Lamps=====
* Fringe Lamp, Stainglass Lamp, Downbridge Lamp, Glass Lamp, Elizabethan Lamp, Gothic Lamp, Orb Lamp, Bellshade Lamp, Crystals Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A little light."
* Dual Embroidered Lamp- "A couple lights."
* Ceramic Lamp- "I like the decor."
* Dual Fringes Lamp and Dual Upturn Lamp- "A couple of lights."
* Candelabra Lamp- "I like this."
* Spool Lamp- "This could be improved."
* Edison Lamp- "Missing everything but the bulb."
* Adjustable Lamp- "A versatile light."
=====Tables=====
* Round Table- "A table."
* Hard Wood Desk- "A practical table."
* DIY Table- "Crude."
* College Table- "Philistine."
* Crate Table- "Boorish."
* Chess Table- "I like this."
===​Cartography===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Map Scroll (empty)- "There's nothing to be gleaned from this."
===​Celestial===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Moon Rock Idol- "They always need an offering."
* Portal Paraphernalia- "I suppose I should build this."
* Moon Glass Axe- "Go on. Axe me what the moon's made of."
* Glass Cutter- "Sharp like my wit."
* Bath Bomb- "It smells quite nice, if I'm honest."
===​Critters===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Kittykit- "A wholly agreeable animal."
* Vargling- "You're a slobbery little chap, aren't you?"
* Ewelet- "Quit nibbling my coattails."
* Broodling- "Just like old times."
* Glomglom- "You are much too trusting, friend."
* Giblet- "You're as fowl as I am!"
* Mothling- "You had better not chew holes in my suit."
* Friendly Peeper- ""Tell me, what is it you see, little one?"
===​Fishing===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Wooden Ball Bobber- "How quaint."
* Hardened Slip Bobber- "It's made of tougher stuff."
* Sunrise, Dusky, and Nightflyer Spinnerbait and Spoon- "At least I don't have to use worms."
* Rainy Day Lure- "Go fishing in the rain? And ruin my last good suit?"
* Snow Day Lure- "Why would anyone want to fish while it's snowing?"
* Stupefying Lure- "I think Higgsbury already got too close to one of these."
* Heavy Weighted Lure- "I'm reluctant to see what manner of fish would bite THAT."
* Jet Quill Float, Crimson Quill Float, Azure Quill Float, and Saffron Quill Float- "I used to see quill floats like this back in England."
* Down Quill Float and Malbatross Quill Float- "A bit of extra flair goes a long way."
===​Sculpt===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Carved Hornucopia- "This seems cruel."
* Bubble Pipe Carving- "Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Pity."
* Pawn Figure- "I have no idea what that is."
* Rook Figure- "This is nice, but where's the rust? The exhaust pipes?"
* Knight Figure- "A dreadful lack of accordions."
* Knight Figure (shaking on new moon)- "And I thought chivalry was dead!"
* Bishop Figure- "Could use a few more mechanical bits in my opinion."
* Rook and Bishop Figures (shaking on new moon)- "The pieces are in motion!"
* Queenly Figure- "Must everything be about my shortcomings?"
* Kingly Figure- "What a well-dressed figure!"
* Deerclops Figure- "I don't like winters."
* Bearger Figure- "A brute."
* Moose/Goose Figure- "What an imbecilic expression."
* Dragonfly Figure- "It never stood a chance."
* Moon Moth Figure- "Rather elegant, I'd say."
* Anchor Figure- "How kitsch."
* "Moon" Figure- "I'm fairly partial to this one."
* Malbatross Figure- "Such a fowl-tempered bird."
* Crab King Figure- "I am not that crabby!"
* Toadstool Figure- "At least the statue doesn't smell as bad as the original."
* Ancient Fuelweaver Figure- "I do like this one."
* Klaus Figure- "Why bother?"
* Bee Queen Figure- "Does she really need a statue?"
* Antlion Figure- "Is there a sinkhole I can bury this in?"
* Ancient Guardian Figure- "Always keep things close to the chest, right pal?"
* Celestial Champion Figure- "How could I not have seen..."
* Eye of Terror Figure- "An eye could never best a master of illusion such as I."
* Twins of Terror Figure- "The most troublesome pair I've ever seen."
===​Seafaring===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Boat Kit- "I've been reduced to a common shipyard laborer."
* Plank- "Jumping off would ruin what's left of my suit."
* Leak- "Oh, great. Now we're going to drown."
* Boat Patch- "I detest such work."
* Oar- "I have no desire to toil like a common sailor."
* Driftwood Oar- "Hmph. I've never been one for manual lab-oar."
* Anchor Kit- "Can't someone else assemble it?"
* Anchor- "I can drop it to keep the boat in place."
* Mast Kit- "Do I look like a shipyard laborer?"
* Mast- "Every vessel mast have one."
* Winged Sail Kit- "Must I do everything?"
* Winged Sail- "A warning to any waterfowl that cross us."
* Steering Wheel Kit- "Hard labor? Isn't that Winona's forte?"
* Steering Wheel- "Why yes, you may call me the "Captain"."
* Tin Fishin' Bin- "Ugh, the smell... the things I do for a decent meal."
* Pinchin' Winch- "We are to start dredging up what lies beneath now, are we?"
* Pinchin' Winch (retrieving item)- "It seems I've gotten a hold of something."
* Pinchin' Winch (holding item)- "Interesting."
* Deck Illuminator- "Far more practical than setting a fire on our boat."
* Lightning Conductor- "Very prudent."
* Fire Pump- "Higgsbury, I think a bucket would have sufficed..."
===​Balloonomancy===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pile o' Balloons- "Those look much too jovial for my liking."
* Balloon- "This seems out of place here. Too cheery."
* Speedy Balloon- "The mime's power unsettles me."
* Speedy Balloon (deflated)- "Its power is spent. Now it's just garishly cheery."
* Party Balloon- "Oh no... he's managed to make them even more cheerful."
* Inflatable Vest- "I think I'd rather drown."
* Balloon Hat- "Would I really stoop so low as to wear such a thing?"
===​Books===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bookcase- "Rebuilding her library, is she?"
* Birds of the World- "What a wasteful misuse of magic."
* Horticulture, Abridged- "Hopefully this version is less wordy."
* Applied Silviculture- "It's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension."
* Sleepytime Stories- "I haven't had a real sleep in... ages."
* The End is Nigh!- "I've had enough fire and brimstone for one eternity."
* On Tentacles- "What horrors shall be summoned from the depths?"
* The Angler's Survival Guide- "I suppose I'll eat for a lifetime, then? Somehow I doubt it."
* Pyrokinetics Explained- "Ah. Based on the librarian's own observations, I take it?"
* Overcoming Arachnophobia- "As if spiders are what you should be worried about here."
* Tempering Temperatures- "I'm always cool and collected."
* Lux Aeterna- "Taking some inspiration from the Codex, are we? I'm flattered."
* Practical Rain Rituals- "What's a ritual without a little showmanship? Surely a prop or two?"
* Lunar Grimoire- "We've come this far, no point in stopping our meddling now."
* Apicultural Notes- "Perhaps now the bees will serve me."
* Horticulture, Expanded- "Hopefully this will mean less time relegated to the garden."
* The Everything Encyclopedia- "Hmph. It doesn't hold a candle to the secret knowledge I possess."
* Lux Aeterna Redux- "Now she's just showing off."
* Fiery Pen- "Words hold power. Pens too, apparently."
===Circuitry===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bio Scanalyzer- "I feel like it's watching me..."
* Bio Scanalyzer (inactive)- "Something about it is just so temptingly kickable."
* Bio Scanalyzer (hunting)- "Where does it think it's going?"
* Bio Scanalyzer (scanning)- "Hmph. Good luck unraveling the mysteries of my creations."
* Bio Scanalyzer (scan complete)- "That constant blinking light is testing my patience."
* Circuit Extractor- "Nerves of steel, that one."
* Bio Data- "Well... fine. I suppose that sums it all up, more or less."
* Circuits (besides Chorusbox)- "That robot needs to pull themselves together."
* Chorusbox Circuit- "They wouldn't..."
===Clocksmithy===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Clockmaker's Tools- "Little hand tools, how quaint."
* Time Pieces- "She doesn't understand the full extent of the power she's toying with."
* Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Careful, madam. I know where this trail ultimately leads."
* Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch (recharging)- "It looks like she'll have to wait, for once."
* Portal Entrance- "At least it doesn't smell, like some other modes of transportation."
* Portal Exit- "Hmph. I think she puts it up there on purpose."
* Alarming Clock- "That... looks like it would hurt."
===​Ectoherbology===
====Don't Starve Together====
* All Ghostly Elixirs- "It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts."
===​Engineering===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Trusty Tape- "The wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit."
* Winona's Catapult- "I could have thought of that."
* Winona's Catapult and Spotlight (not connected to generator)- "It's useless out here without power."
* Winona's Inventions (burning)- "I'm going to pretend I don't see it."
* Winona's Inventions (burnt)- "Oh. What a pity."
* Winona's Spotlight- "Well sure, if you want to take the easy way out."
* Winona's Generator- "Where does she find the time to build all this."
* Winona's Generator and G.E.M.erator (low fuel)- "I think it's losing power."
* Winona's Generator (out of fuel)- "See? It wasn't so great after all."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator- "At least she has the sense to use gems."
* Winona's G.E.M.erator (out of fuel)- "Magic isn't so easy, is it?"
===​Green Thumb===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Bramble Husk- "Who's frail now?"
* Bramble Trap- "Best laid traps."
* Compost Wrap- "I'm utterly dung with all of this."
===​Seasonings===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Garlic Powder- "Keeps everyone from getting too close."
* Honey Crystals- "I never was one for syrupy mush."
* Chili Flakes- "Bit of a kick in the pants."
* Seasoning Salt- "My doctor said I shouldn't have too much."
===​Slingshot Ammo===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Pebbles and Marbles- "Not particularly creative."
* Gold Rounds, Freeze Rounds, Slow-Down Rounds, and Cursed Rounds- "Ah, now that might be interesting."
* Poop Pellets- "Must he leave that lying around? I nearly ruined my shoes."
===Spider Care===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Den Decorating Set- "Careful child, it's a slippery slope towards a career in the arts."
* Webby Whistle- "It's probably covered in spider spit."
* Shoo Box- "If only loud noises were really enough to deter them."
* Healing Glop- "Just in case I lose my mind entirely and want to heal those little pests."
* Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "I'm not eating that."
* Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "How sickeningly endearing."
===​Stagecraft===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Weaponized Warble, Heartrending Ballad, Clear Minded Cadenza, Bel Canto of Courage, and Fireproof Falsetto- "No. I do NOT sing."
* Rude Interlude and Startling Soliloquy- "My acts were always a bit more improvisational."
===Strongman===
====Don't Starve Together====
* Mighty Gym- "Hmph. I suppose some people are impressed by shows of brute strength."
* Mighty Gym (burnt)- "The show's over."
* Dumbbell- "I have no interest in such things."
* Golden Dumbbell and Gembell- "It's not that impressive."
* Potato Sack- "Potatoes are powerful things, not to be underestimated."
===​Events (only)===
====Hallowed Nights====
* Candy Bag- "That's our sugar-sack."
* Candy Apple- "Oh good, it's solid candy. I feared something healthy had snuck in."
* Candy Corn- "Waxy, just like me."
* Catcoon Candy- "Almost endearing. Almost."
* Choco Pigs- "Eating them makes me feel powerful."
* Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "No one is above enjoying a good lollipop."
* Gummy Spider- "Black licorice, my favorite."
* Jelly Worm- "How the tables have turned, worm."
* Not-So-Candy Corn- "Who is making all this candy, exactly?"
* Raisins- "I am much more disappointed than I thought I'd be."
* "Raisins"- "A mystery I'm not keen on solving."
* Candy Lice- "Ah, maggots... how novel."
* Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "It's not terrible."
* Lava Pepper- "Only ruffians enjoy torturing themselves like this."
* Broken Stake- "I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!"
* Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Amateur magic for children."
* Empty Elixir- "I'm not in the habit of imbibing strange liquids."
* Faux Fangs- "Permanently bared."
* Monkey Paw- "I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you."
* Spider Ring- "The opposite of dapper."
* Binoculars- "You are all ants in my eyes already."
* Lone Glove- "What a tacky glove."
* Snail Scale- "One hundred percent to scale."
* Goop Canister- "I've no idea what that is."
* Toy Cobra- "It looks cheap."
* Crocodile Toy- "What use would I have of such a thing?"
* Broken Terrarium- "Rosebud."
* Odd Radio- "At least it's not ragtime."
* Broken Hairdryer- "Some harebrained invention of the scientist's, perhaps?"
* Mad Scientist Lab- "How maddening."
* Brew of Phobic Abrogation and Brew of Phobic Abatement- "Takes away the horrors. But who would want that?"
* Canteen of Sanguine Mixture and Tumblerful of Psychic Fortitude- "Ah. This'll do the trick."
* Flask of Sanguine Mixture and Dram of Psychic Fortitude- "Could be a little stronger."
* Sulfuric Crystals of Saltpeter and Sulfuric Crystals of Lime- "Might as well throw it in the fire."
* Steeped Lunar Essence- "A fine pot of tea, with a side of mutation."
* Totally Normal Root- "Ah. A chance to grow something horrible."
* Totally Normal Sapling- "Just days away from dreadful."
* Bat Decoration- "Such a burden to carry it. If only there were a place to leave it."
* Crow Decoration- "Why do I hear "Nevermore"?"
* Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "Ugh. These guys again."
* Ghost Decoration- "Oh joy. Is there really need for decoration?"
* Spider Decoration- "I like the real ones better."
* Tentacle Decoration- "Shouldn't it be hanging from somewhere."
* Bats coming out of tree- "Quite an expert illusion."
* Drinking bravery potion- "I was never really scared of those trees anyhow."
* Steeped Lunar Essence had no effect- "How disappointing."
====Winter's Feast====
* Gift Wrap- "For wrapping odds and ends..."
* Gift- "An elegantly wrapped social obligation."
* Festive Tree Planter- "How repulsively festive."
* Festive Tree Planter (burnt)- "That's that, it seems."
* Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "Have we nothing better to do with our time?"
* Winter's Feast Tree- "How wretchedly jolly."
* Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "It’s a Winter’s Feast miracle."
* Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Can we turn our attentions back to survival now?"
* Gingerbread Cookie- "Stop looking at me, cookie fiend."
* Eternal Fruitcake- "It is unbound from time."
* Sugar Cookie- "We're celebrating freezing to death, I see."
* Candy Cane- "I don't even use a cane."
* Chocolate Log Cake- "How, err... traditional."
* Plum Pudding- "It's extremely rich."
* Apple Cider- "Glorified apple juice."
* Hot Cocoa- "Such a decadent beverage."
* Heavenly Eggnog- "My... favorite... she remembered."
* Festive Bauble- "Gaudy, like the rest of this shindig."
* Festive Light- "How frivolous."
* Magnificent Adornment- "What a thing to risk one's life for."
* Champion Adornment- "A volatile decoration."
* Appeasing Adornment- "There's something familiar about this..."
* Masonry Oven- "Something about it... ah, I'm sure it's nothing."
* Masonry Oven (cooking)- "What's it cooking up now?"
* Masonry Oven (almost done cooking)- "I do wish it would hurry up."
* Masonry Oven (dish ready)- "Finally!"
* Winter's Feast Table- "Must we go through this production for a little food?"
* Winter's Feast Table (with food)- "I suppose I'll have to share."
* Winter's Feast Table (wrong food)- "The wrong place for this."
* Winter's Feast Table (burnt)- "Humbug."
* Merry Berrysauce- "This seems like a lot of fuss for some mashed berries."
* Bibingka- "It has a unique spongy texture."
* Cabbage Rolls- "Meat rolled in cabbage. How exciting."
* Festive Fish Dish- "I don't know what's so festive about it."
* Good Gravy- "I have a tendency to overdo it on the gravy."
* Latkes- "They're acceptable."
* Lutefisk- "It has an odd, yet strangely mouthwatering aroma."
* Mulled Punch- "It brings a small respite from this wretched cold."
* Panettone- "Fruitcake's more agreeable cousin."
* Pavlova- "It has a certain elegance to it."
* Pickled Herring- "I suppose I can't be picky."
* Polish Cookies- "How quaint."
* Pumpkin Pie- "Well... perhaps just a slice."
* Roasted Turkey- "I myself will carve this roast beast."
* Stuffing- "Something to fill the void in my stomach."
* Sweet Potato Casserole- "How very... rustic."
* Tamales- "They've got a bit of kick to them."
* Tourtiere- "I haven't had a meat pie since I left Liverpool."
* Gingerbread Pig- "Must you make me chase you?"
* Gingerbread Pig House- "Entirely too gaudy."
* Gingerbread Varg- "Pretty brash for something so edible."
* Cookie Crumbles- "It's falling apart."
* Holiday Cheer- "I prefer my fuel more nightmarish."
* Eating Holiday Cheer- "It tastes bitter."
* Eating without feasting- "I suppose it's only right to share this with the others."
* Feasting- "At last, a decent meal."
* Feasting buff- "That food seems to have had an odd affect on me..." [sic]
* Feasting buff wearing off- "Its power was short-lived."
====Lunar New Year====
* Red Pouch- "A spot of luck."
* Lucky Gold Nugget- "Gold's gold as far as I'm concerned."
* Red Firecrackers- "Great for magic tricks."
* Red Lantern- "Not having a light would certainly be unlucky."
* Lucky Fan- "Now I'll have no problem keeping my cool."
* Lucky Beast Head- "Quite formidable looking."
* Lucky Beast Body- "I'm no middleman."
* Lucky Beast Tail- "The back end of a terrible beast."
* Floating Lantern- "It's oddly beautiful."
* Dappled and Golden Koi- "Don't be koi with me."
=====Gobbler=====
* Gobbler Shrine- "It seems my fortune's changing."
* Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Something else seems to be required."
* Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "It's no use to anyone now."
=====Varg=====
* Varg Shrine- "The preparations have been made."
* Varg Shrine (empty)- "It requires a torch."
* Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Burnt to cinders."
* Lucky Whistle- "Howl I ever find a use for this?"
* Clay Hound- "I was wise to be suspicious."
* Clay Hound (statue)- "I don't trust it."
* Clay Varg- "This earthen beast's all fired up."
* Clay Varg (statue)- "How delightfully disconcerting."
* Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "I'll need somewhere to sculpt it."
* Hound Figure- "It's quite fetching."
* Varg Figure- "What a gruesome maw."
=====Pig King=====
* Pig Shrine- "How quaint."
* Pig Shrine (empty)- "It needs some kind of meat."
* Pig Shrine (burnt)- "Not useful like this."
* Tribute Roast- "Ah. I do enjoy a nice meal."
* Eight Treasure Mud Pie- "Ugh. More fit for a creature than for me."
* Fish Heads on a Stick- "Nothing fancy, but it will do."
* Golden Belt- "Those pigs are getting more and more clever."
* Elite Pig (Dmitri)- "Filthy."
* Elite Pig (Ignatius)- "A fiery one."
* Elite Pig (Sawyer)- "Rotten to the core."
* Elite Pig (Wade)- "He's a slippery fellow."
* Can't play game (too late)- "It's much too late for that."
* Can't play game (area not empty)- "Ugh. I'm not doing anything in that mess."
* Can't play game (danger)- "I have bigger things to worry about right now."
* Leaving game- "I don't need this anymore."
=====Carrat=====
* Carrat Shrine- "It's ready."
* Carrat Shrine (empty)- "It requires an offering."
* Carrat Shrine (burnt)- "It's of no use to me like this."
* Starting Point Kit- "Might as well start things off with a bang. Or a gong."
* Starting Point- "I suppose this is what I must do for entertainment now."
* Finish Line Kit- "End of the line, pal."
* Finish Line- "Such frivolity."
* Finish Line (burnt)- "I've no use for it anymore."
* Finish Line (won)- "I'd almost forgotten the sweet taste of victory."
* Finish Line (lost)- "{winner}'s racer was... superior to mine..."
* Checkpoint Kit- "The dumb little creatures would be lost without them."
* Checkpoint- "These posts will serve as adequate route markers."
* Navigation Gym Kit- "My Carrat requires some direction."
* Navigation Gym- "An underling must be able to follow directions."
* Navigation Gym (with Carrat)- "The training seems to be progressing well."
* Navigation Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
* Reflex Gym Kit- "It would be prudent to place this somewhere."
* Reflex Gym- "You never know what might pop up on the race track."
* Reflex Gym (with Carrat)- "Hm. I'm getting a sudden craving for popcorn..."
* Reflex Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
* Speed Gym Kit- "I should construct this, posthaste."
* Speed Gym- "Athletics were never my strong suit."
* Speed Gym (with Carrat)- "It's rather amusing to watch it scurry."
* Speed Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
* Endurance Gym Kit- "I tire of lugging this around."
* Endurance Gym- "An exercise machine... the most dastardly of inventions."
* Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "You will thank me for making you stronger."
* Endurance Gym (burnt)- "Useless."
* Carrat Scale Kit- "It seems some assembly is required."
* Carrat Scale- "I will only accept the finest Carrat."
* Carrat Scale (bad Carrat)- "A disappointing performance."
* Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Excellent. You've done well."
* Carrat Scale (burnt)- "It's worthless now."
* Packet of Seeds- "I will reap what I sow."
* Premium Seed Packet- "This should yield a higher quality crop."
* Carrat Figure- "If only I had a mantle to set it on."
* Charlie's Carrat- "Starting to feel left out?"
* Can't start race with no participants- "This race seems to be decidedly lacking in racers."
* Race starting- "Begin!"
* Carrat is sleeping- "Wake up, you useless vermin!"
* Carrat is stunned- "What's the matter? Get going!"
* Carrat going wrong way-
** "You fool! You're going the wrong way!"
** "No! The other way!"
* Carrat is slow- "Faster! Faster I say!"
* Carrat is exhausted- "The creature is past its prime."
* Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat-
** "Say, pal, why don't you come work for me?"
** "Its allegiance lies elsewhere."
=====Beefalo=====
* Beefalo Shrine- "Let's get on with it then."
* Beefalo Shrine (empty)- "It will require an offering."
* Beefalo Shrine (burnt)- "Pity."
* Sewing Machine (held)- "Why must these things come unassembled?"
* Sewing Machine- "I'm more of an appreciator of fine clothes than a maker of them."
* Judge's Booth (held)- "Oh good, something more to build."
* Judge's Booth- "Hmph. What makes him think he's qualified to pass judgement?"
* Beefalo Stage (held)- "This seems like a dreadful amount of effort."
* Beefalo Stage- "Enjoy your time in the spotlight while you can."
* Fearsome, Formal, and Festive Pattern Scrap- "I'll have to combine them before they'll reveal their secrets."
* Beefalo Dolls (Year of the Beefalo)- "This might be of interest to the judge."
* Most Beefalo Dolls- "I've no need for such things."
* Dolled-Up Beefalo Doll- "I've no need for such things. Perhaps one of the children might take it."
* ()Warrior Costume Pattern- "This could be useful."
* ()Dolled-Up Costume Pattern- "I can only imagine how grotesque this will look..."
* ()Festive Costume Pattern- "Positively garish."
* ()Flowery Costume Pattern- "Florals. How saccharine."
* ()Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Is this the robot's doing?"
* ()Frostbitten Costume Pattern- "Chilling."
* ()Formal Costume Pattern- "These garments are absolutely wasted on such base creatures."
* ()Victorian Costume Pattern- "Hmph. Rather outdated."
* ()Lucky Beast Costume Pattern- "I'd say luck is in rather short supply around here."
* Beefalo Figure- "At least this version doesn't shed all over my poor suit."
* Calling beefalo- "And here comes my... er, "beautiful" assistant."
* Can't build stage too far- "This seems a bit far from the festivities, don't you think?"
* Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Here's the hitch pal, I'm going to need a beefalo."
* Can't hitch beefalo (too far away)- "Get over here, you hairy imbecile!"
* Can't hitch beefalo (already hitched)- "The beast is ready to be judged."
* Can't hitch beefalo (in bad mood)- "Perhaps once the beast has settled down and is willing to be reasonable."
* Can't select beefalo contestant (already made choice)- "My choice has been made. No going back."
* Can't select beefalo contestant (not part of contest)- "I'll bide my time until the next competition."
* Failed to start contest (generic)- "Where is that incompetent judge?"
* Failed to start contest (already active elsewhere)- "There must be a competition going on elsewhere..."
* Judge can't appraise beefalo now- "He's attending to some other business, presently."
* Learned new costume pattern- "At last, something new."
* Costume pattern already known- "An old pattern. I've no use for it."
=====Catcoon=====
* Catcoon Shrine- "I suppose even a thief has its admirers."
* Catcoon Shrine (empty)- "It seems we're supposed to offer it something."
* Catcoon Shrine (burnt)- "Seems not everyone appreciates the little thieves."
* Kitcoon Nursery Kit- "I don't see why I need to build them a house. They need to learn to climb trees like adults."
* Kitcoon Nursery- "A house for kitcoons? Can the pitiful little things not climb trees yet?"
* Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek)- "They are not here, they are out hiding."
* Kitcoon Nursery (playing hide-and-seek, time almost up)- "We are nearly out of time to find all of the rascals."
* Kitcoon Nursery (burnt)- "No place to hide anymore."
* Wind-up Mouse Toy- "The classic game of catcoon and mechnical mouse." [sic]
* Kit Collar- "I've named so many creatures at this point, the novelty has worn off."
* Gobbler Wobbler Kit- "Surely someone else can set it up."
* Gobbler Wobbler- "Those creatures are so feeble of mind they can't tell a real bird from a wooden one."
* Gobbler Wobbler (burnt)- "Whatever will we do without it."
* Kit Teaser Kit- "Physical labor is what underlings are for."
* Kit Teaser- "At least it should keep them occupied."
* Kit Teaser (burnt)- "A pity."
* Kitcoon Figure- "This is a rather precarious design."
* Catcoon Figure- "This animal commands respect through violence."
* Kitcoon (forest)- "What a pathetic little creature. It's encumbered by excess fur."
* Kitcoon (savanna)- "What a pathetic little creature. It's pretending to be a much more respectable beast."
* Kitcoon (marsh)- "What a pathetic little creature. It smells of sulphur."
* Kitcoon (deciduous)- "What a pathetic little creature. It will likely grow up to pick my pockets."
* Kitcoon (grassy)- "What a pathetic little creature. Just looking at it makes me itch."
* Kitcoon (rocky)- "What a pathetic little creature. It doesn't even have the grace of a catcoon."
* Kitcoon (desert)- "What a pathetic little creature. Those ears are ridiculous."
* Kitcoon (lunar)- "What a pathetic little creature. It requires dental work."
* Kitcoon (festive)- "What a pathetic little creature, and in such a gaudy outfit."
* Ticoon- "This high status catcoon has a talent for finding the kits. I respect him only marginally more."
* Ticoon (abandoned)- "I didn't need his help anyway."
* Ticoon (found Kitcoon)- "Well done, great beast!"
* Ticoon (lost trail)- "Blasted, we weren't fast enough! Sniff faster, beast!"
* Ticoon (Kitcoon nearby)- "A-ha... there's a kitcoon afoot."
* Ticoon (tracking)- "He seems onto something. I shall let him take the lead."
* Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "That ticoon is not working for me. Yet."
* Ticoon (no Kitcoons)- "There's nothing left to find."
* Ticoon (Kitcoons too far)- "His nose may be good, but I doubt it's good enough to track that far."
====The Forge====
* Battlemaster Pugna- "You seem severely deluded, good sir."
* Pit Pig- "Begone, swine."
* Crocommander- "I don't fear you, scoundrel."
* Snortoise- "He's rather thick-headed."
* Scorpeon- "I should like to avoid a pinch from that, I think."
* Boarilla- "What a brute!"
* Grand Forge Boarrior- "Well he's certainly no slouch."
* Rhinocebro- "Brutish grotesquerie."
* Infernal Swineclops- "Back to the dungeons with you!"
* Ancient Gateway (off)- "Meddling with it will only cause further trouble."
* Ancient Gateway (on)- "Let us end this chapter of our journey."
* Ancient Anchor (empty)- "A key is key."
* Ancient Anchor (key)- "Right as rain."
* Forge Portal- "It's a one-way portal."
* Battle Standard- "We must destroy that Battle Standard."
* Baby Spider- "Disgusting."
* Magma Golem- "You shall serve us."
* Living Staff- "I could be persuaded to dabble in white magicks."
* Infernal Staff- "A staff after my own heart!"
* Petrifying Tome- "I could stop a fiend in its tracks with this."
* Tome of Beckoning- "The words within evoke an unknown force."
* Forging Hammer- "I would never resort to something so brutish."
* Pith Pike- "I would never stoop to such things."
* Spiral Spear- "How churlish."
* Riled Lucy- "I have no desire to use that."
* Blacksmith's Edge- "Too brutish for my tastes."
* Darts- "That is not my style."
* Molten Darts- "I'm no blowhard."
* Hearthsfire Crystals- "Not really my style."
* Reed Tunic- "It is nearly useless."
* Feathered Reed Tunic- "Swiftly useless."
* Wood Armor- "It offers a serviceable amount of protection."
* Jagged Wood Armor- "This was intended for someone physically-inclined."
* Silken Wood Armor- "Decent protection that will enhance my power."
* Stone Splint Mail- "Seems heavy."
* Steadfast Stone Armor- "Quite a clunky looking thing."
* Grand Armor- "A little extra armor never hurt."
* Barbed Helm- "That is not suited to me."
* Nox Helm- "I'd never wear such an undapper thing."
* Resplendent Nox Helm- "You'd need a thick neck to wear such a thing."
* Feathered Wreath- "Horsefeathers."
* Crystal Tiara- "It will quickly restore my powers."
* Clairvoyant Crown- "I must have it."
* Woven Garland- "A decent wreath, should I feel like healing."
* Flower Headband- "I could use the invigoration."
* Blossomed Wreath- "Self sufficiency in wreath form."
* Started revival- "Allow me to assist."
* Finished revival- "No need to thank me."
* Revived- "That was simply undignified."
* Refusing inappropriate weapon- "I have no use of such things."
====The Gorge====
* Mumsy- "May I peruse your wares, ma'am?"
* Billy- "He has no future ahead of him. A shame."
* Sammy, the Lucid Bog Merm- "Good day to you, sir."
* Pipton, the Cognizant Bog Merm- "I tip my hat to you sir."
* Swamp Pig Elder- "Charmed, I'm sure."
* Swamp Pig Elder and Pigeon (sleeping)- "Fast asleep."
* Swamp Pig- "Don't touch the suit."
* Old Beefalo- "It's seen better days."
* Pigeon- "How are birds getting in here?"
* Pigeon (dead)- "It is no more."
* Pebble Crab- "You can't hide from me."
* Berry Bush- "Those are never growing back."
* Fern- "Perhaps it has some flavor to it."
* Mushroom- "I could, perhaps, produce a makeshift garnish."
* Mushroom (picked)- "It's as hollow as this withered world."
* Rotten Crop- "Foul."
* Sapling- "I don't have time to watch twigs grow."
* Spotty Shrub- "Aromatic."
* Spotty Shrub (picked)- "That's not growing back anytime soon."
* Sugarwood Tree- "A sickly sweet aroma wafts from its branches."
* Sugarwood Tree (stump)- "It won't produce sap now."
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, empty)- "It is filling. Ever so slowly."
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, full)- "The sap is ready for collection."
* Sugarwood Tree (tapped, bugs)- "Well it's ruined now."
* Sugarwood Tree (wounded)- "This tree has seen better days."
* Ivy- "Creeping ivy."
* The Altar of Gnaw- "Best offer it something if we enjoy living."
* The Altar of Gnaw (food placed)- "I'm not sure how it draws magic from this."
* Ancient Gateway- "Nobody listens to me."
* Beast of Hunger (1)- "I do like a good statue."
* Beast of Hunger (2)- "Misdirected dedication."
* Broken Carriage- "Carriage carnage."
* Dilapidated Cathedral- "They didn't pray hard enough."
* Dilapidated Chimney (1)- "Something has happened here."
* Dilapidated Chimney (2)- "Nobody has kept up with repairs."
* Dilapidated Clocktower- "A late clocktower."
* Dilapidated Door- "If only it lead somewhere."
* Dilapidated House-
** "No one's living there anymore."
** "Such destruction."
** "Nothing like the decline of a civilization."
* Dilapidated Roof- "It's no longer over anyone's head."
* Gnaw Worshipper (1)- "Some kind of gargoyle."
* Gnaw Worshipper (2)- "Well that's attractive."
* Worn Pig House- "It could use renovations."
* House Rubble- "It's been a long time since this stood properly."
* Iron Fence- "Spikey. Like me."
* Locked Iron Gate- "It needs a key."
* Iron Gate- "Seems we've got it open."
* Mealing Stone- "This looks like it requires hard labor."
* Park Fountain- "Just useless rubble now."
* Post- "It's a post."
* Queen Beast- "A bit excessive..."
* Rundown House- "The stinking abode of those filthy fish creatures."
* Safe- "Now for some expert-level rummaging."
* Locked Safe- "I cannot open it."
* Sammy's Wagon- "Let's see what they have today."
* Pipton's Cart- "Well what do we have here?"
* Salt Pond- "Brackish."
* Stone Pillar- "It's a monument to death."
* Streetlight- "A touch of civility."
* Small Streetlight- "A little civility."
* Smashed Clock- "Time's up."
* Urn- "Yes yes, ashes to ashes and all that."
* Wrecked Bicycle- "A bicycle built askew."
* Pot Hanger (held)- "Well I'M not setting it up."
* Pot Hanger- "I can put this to good use."
* Oven (held)- "It's an oven. For cooking."
* Oven- "This will make things much more convenient."
* Small Grill (held)- "At least it's portable."
* Small Grill- "I'd prefer a larger grill."
* Large Grill (held)- "No use to me here."
* Large Grill- "I believe I can barbeque."
* Cookpot- "I shalln't let it speak with the kettle."
* Large Cookpot- "Magic could bring it to a boil faster, you know."
* Small Casserole Dish- "A tiny bit of domestication."
* Large Casserole Dish- "Homey."
* Syrup Pot- "I need to sweeten the pot."
* Salt Rack (held)- "Just useless sticks until we assemble it."
* Salt Rack- "Any method to improve the food around here is welcome."
* Salt Rack (ready)- "Ah. It's ready."
* Crab Trap- "Dinner should be arriving any moment."
* Hoe- "This is so very beneath me."
* Slaughter Tools- "I don't mind getting my hands dirty with this."
* Tree Tapping Kit- "It's already sticky."
* Key- "And they thought their things were safe."
* Iron Key- "This should open some doors."
* Ancient Key- "Good. I can get out of here."
* All Seed Packet types- "Instruments of toil."
* All Seed types- "Am I supposed to plant these?"
* Salmon- "Foul smelling, but delicious."
* Cooked Salmon- "I do enjoy a good smoked salmon."
* Crab Meat- "Ah, how refined."
* Cooked Crab Meat- "Perfect with a bit of butter."
* Cooked Foliage- "I ought to mix it in with something else."
* Mushroom (item)- "Fungus has its uses."
* Cooked Mushroom- "
* Garlic- "I suppose that's why there are no vampires around."
* Roast Garlic- "I wonder if it still wards away the undead."
* Onion- "It's a pungent onion."
* Roast Onion- "Take that, onion."
* Potato- "It is in the nightshade family, you know."
* Roast Potato- "The potato may be eaten now."
* Toma Root- "It's a red, red tomato."
* Roast Toma Root- "It's a red, red roasted tomato."
* Turnip- "It's a big, bulbous turnip."
* Roast Turnip- "Hardly improves the taste."
* Wheat- "This would be more useful as flour."
* Flour- "I suppose one could make baked goods with this."
* Goat Milk- "My bones are naturally fragile, I'm afraid."
* Salt Crystals- "It must be ground down before we use it."
* Salt- "Adding too much is an a-salt on the senses."
* Sap- "I would rather not get that on my gloves."
* Ruined Sap- "Bittersweet."
* Syrup- "Cooking syrup. Of course."
* Spotty Sprig- "That will spice things up."
* Spot Spice- "Spicy."
* Old Coin- "Well, well, well..."
* Sapphire Medallion- "I'll have use for this."
* Red Mark- "On my way up in the world."
* Gnaw's Favor- "We may wyrm our way out of this predicament yet."
* Prepared dish- "Let's see how the wyrm likes this."
* Prepared dish (does not match craving)- "Nope. It won't eat that."
* Prepared dish (matches craving)- "This is exactly what the wyrm wants."
* Prepared dish (matches craving, snack)- "Well, I suppose it will tide the wyrm over."
* Burnt Food- "I didn't cook that one."
* Silver Plate- "Suitable lavishness."
* Silver Bowl- "Refined dishware."
* Cannot open Iron Gate (locked)- "I shall have to find the key."
* Cannot slaughter Old Beefalo (too far)- "It has escaped my clutches."
* Cannot switch dishes (already same type)- "I've already put this on a dish."
* Cannot switch dishes (wrong type)- "Clearly this is the wrong dish."
* Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (food already placed)- "We've already placed something on the altar."
* Cannot sacrifice to Gnaw (not suitable food)- "That wouldn't be a very good sacrifice, now would it?"
* Cannot unlock (wrong key)- "It appears there's another key around here."
* Cannot use item (occupied)- "It's unavailable."
* Food ruined (bad recipe)- "This combination of food was ill-advised."
* Food ruined (overcooked)- "Curses! Too slow."
* Lost round- "This may be the end."
* Won round- "The Gateway is ready!"
====Midsummer Cawnival====
* Corvus Goodfeather- "Just look at him, strutting around like he owns the place."
* Crow Kid- "We're being overrun."
* Cawnival Token- "Fine. I'll play your silly little games."
* Prize Ticket- "A prize ticket. How exciting."
* Prize Tickets (small stack)- "I don't know why I'm dedicating so much time to this."
* Prize Tickets (large stack)- "Oh good. Now I can get some useless trinket from the Prize Booth."
* Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble (held)- "I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?"
* Hubbub for Grub, Eggs in a Basket, and Egg Scramble- "It requires payment."
* Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "I'll play it, but I won't enjoy it."
* Hubbub for Grub (trapdoor)- "What are they hiding down there..."
* Grub- "These props leave something to be desired."
* Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "A simple matter of memorization. I'll show you just how easy it is."
* Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor)- "What are they hiding down there..."
* Eggs in a Basket (trapdoor, playing)- "I'm almost certain it was this one..."
* Egg Scramble (playing)- "Such pointless frivolity..."
* Scrambling Egg- "Get back here, you blasted contraption!"
* Prize Booth and Confetti Cannon (held)- "Must I do everything around here?"
* Prize Booth- "I somehow doubt they'd have anything I want."
* Confetti Cannon- "This place is turning into a circus."
* Confetti Cannon (cooldown)- "That's more than enough cheer for one day."
* Cawnival Sapling- "It's so... ugh... whimsical."
* Cawnival Tree- "It's about as festive as I like it. Which is not at all."
* Cawnival Tree (level 2)- "The birds seem to enjoy it. Some creatures just lack any taste."
* Cawnival Tree (level 3)- "I think that's about as much clutter as one could possibly throw on a tree."
* Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, Mini Pendulum Ride, Midsummer Night Light, and Miniature Tree (held)- "There's no end to the work around here, it seems."
* Mini Ferris Wheel, Mini Swing Carousel, and Mini Pendulum Ride- "Wonderful. It's even tackier than I imagined it would be."
* Midsummer Night Light- "A paltry light source. But it will do."
* Miniature Tree- "At least it's small and somewhat manageable."
* Mystery Box- "Curiosity always seems to get the better of me."
* Cawnival Statuette- "One more thing to clutter the ground."
* Cawnival Statuette (uncommon)- "Measly things. In my time I made proper statues..."
* Cawnival Statuette (rare)- "What exactly is so fantastic about it?"
* Seed Clusters- "About as pleasant as you'd expect."
* Corny Slush- "Surely you're not serious?"
* Chirpy Scarf- "Far too jaunty for my taste."
* Chirpy Cloak- "At least it will give me some respite from this wretched heat."
* Chirpy Capelet- "It affords some protection from the sun's burning rays."
* Can't activate Cawnival game (already in use)- "It seems I'll have to bide my time."
* Can't activate Cawnival game (not token)- "Hmph. Picky."
* Can't summon Corvus (already here)- "I thought I saw that feathered charlatan around here..."
* Can't summon Corvus (busy)- "Apparently he has more pressing matters to attend to."
* Can't summon Corvus (not Cawnival time)- "Finally. It looks like the birds have dispersed."
* Missed in Hubbub for Grub- "Those blasted things move too fast!"
===Nature - Plants===
====Base Game====
* Evergreen- "I've heard them described as 'piney'."
* Lumpy Evergreen- "It looks sickly."
* Spiky Tree- "A tree with a foul demeanor."
* Evergreen (stump)- "That's not about to grow back."
* Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "I put it out of its misery."
* Spiky Tree (stump)- "Tree 0, Maxwell 1."
* Evergreen, Lumpy Evergreen, Sapling, Grass Tuft, and Reeds (burning)- "Oops."
* Spiky Tree (burning)- "There it goes."
* Evergreen (burnt)- "Bathed in fire."
* Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Dust to dust."
* Spiky Tree (burnt)- "It's no use to anyone now."
* Evergreen (sapling)- "Huh, it seems to belong in the ground."
* Log- "It's a piece of wood. What more is there to say?"
* Log (burning)- "Well. That was fun while it lasted."
* Charcoal- "Nothing will steal my carbon!"
* Pine Cone- "A more outdoorsy type might be able to make something of this."
* Marble Tree- "How whimsical."
* Totally Normal Tree- "It's got a face."
* Totally Normal Tree (stump)-
* Living Log- "I like the noise they make when you burn them."
* Sapling- "A supple, woody stem."
* Sapling (picked)- "It'll grow back."
* Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "Do I look like a gardener?"
* Twigs- "Common, but useful."
* Grass Tuft- "That's not doing anyone any good."
* Grass Tuft (picked)- "Nothing to harvest."
* Grass Tuft (barren)- "Needs manure."
* Cut Grass- "The mundane stuff of the earth."
* Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Reduced to eating berries. Sigh."
* Berry Bush (picked)- "And now we wait."
* Berry Bush (barren)- "It needs manure."
* Reeds- "There's wind in them there willows."
* Reeds (picked)- "No more tubes."
* Cut Reeds- "I think I could build something useful from this."
* Plant- "That is a generic plant."
* Plant (growing)- "It's growing."
* Plant (ready to be picked)- "It's ready."
* Marsh Plant- "What a generic little plant."
* Spiky Bush- "It's twisted and thorny, just like me!"
* Spiky Bush (picked)- "That was painful."
* Spiky Bush (burning)- "I should ask it questions."
* Flower- "I am filled with the irrational urge to stomp upon it."
* Petals- "Like so much confetti."
* Evil Flower- "I like that flower."
* Dark Petals- "It's dripping with nightmare essence."
* Carrot (planted)- "How mundane."
* Red Mushroom- "It's a red mushroom."
* Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "I'll have to come back for it."
* Red Mushroom (picked)- "It's all used up."
* Green Mushroom- "Green fungus."
* Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "When do those ones come up?"
* Green Mushroom (picked)- "Been there. Done that."
* Blue Mushroom- "The blue ones are good for something."
* Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's not ready."
* Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Another time, maybe?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Birchnut Tree- "I've heard them described as 'leafy'."
* Birchnut Tree (stump)- "That's not about to grow back."
* Birchnut Tree (burning)- "Oops."
* Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Bathed in fire."
* Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "Huh, it seems to belong in the ground."
* Sapling (withered)- "Nothing survives in this heat."
* Grass Tuft (withered)- "You'd think grass could withstand this heat..."
* Berry Bush (withered)- "Too hot for that little bush."
* Plant (withered)- "It wasn't hardy enough for the heat."
* Birchnut- "A more outdoorsy type might be able to make something of this."
* Cactus- "Puffer plant."
* Cactus (picked)- "Cactus? More like flat-tus!"
* Tumbleweed- "Tumble on, weed."
====Shipwrecked====
* Bamboo Patch (normal and burning)- "It can grow through just about anything."
* Jungle Tree- "I believe it wants me to chop it down."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (normal and burning)- "These have taken over the island."
* Bamboo Patch (stump and withered)- "It needs time to replenish."
* Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (stump)- "I have used it for my own purposes."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "Used up, for now."
* Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burning)- "It is not long for this world."
* Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "It will not be returning."
* Jungle Tree and Palm Tree (burnt)- "In another lifetime, perhaps."
* Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "It's met its end."
* Bamboo Root- "I suppose I should find a place for this."
* Viney Bush Root- "I should find a proper place for this."
* Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Good. I was right."
* Jungle Tree Seed- "I could replant this, theoretically."
* Bamboo- "I have several ideas in mind for this."
* Vine- "It's twisted and gnarled."
* Grass (water)- "It is partially submerged."
* Brainy Sprout (normal and picked)- "I wonder what it's thinking?"
* Seaweed (planted and picked)- "It thrives here."
* Mangrove (normal, burning, and stump)- "A tree like any other... but wet."
* Mangrove (burnt)- "It has been destroyed."
* Palm Tree- "How luxurious."
* Palm Tree (sapling)- "It can't hurt anyone anymore."
* Palm Leaf- "Now I just need servants to fan my glorious self!"
* Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Nothing out of the ordinary here."
* Tidal Plant- "Not of much use to me."
====Hamlet====
* Claw Palm Tree- "How handy..."
* Cork- "A boyant material."
* Rainforest Tree- "Like no tree I've seen before."
* Rainforest Tree (burning)- "It burns like any tree."
* Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "A blackened shell of its former self."
* Rainforest Tree (stump)- "It's been chopped down."
* Sick Rainforest Tree- "Looks unwell."
* Cocooned Tree- "Filthy creatures reside within."
* Jungle Burr- "A tenacious seed."
* Rainforest Tree Sapling- "I'm sure I have a use for this."
* Tea Tree- "It's a tree. What did I expect."
* Seed Pod- "I'll need this for hayfever season."
* Tea Tree Sapling- "Oh, just grow already."
* Tuber Tree- "An axe isn't going to cut it."
* Tall Grass- "Oh, joyous occasion. I've found grass."
* Tall Grass (cut)- "I don't require any more grass, thank you."
* Tall Grass (burning)- ""Well, there you have it."
* Exotic Flower- "It's no rose."
* Aloe (planted)- "It's a plant with many medicinal uses."
* Asparagus (planted)- "Food. Just growing out of the ground."
* Radish (planted)- "I see you, food!"
* Nettle Vine- "Useful."
* Nettle Vine (picked)- "Well that does me no use."
* Nettle Vine (withered)- "It hates this dirt almost as much as I do."
* Nettle Vine (moist)- "Must be all that water."
* Nettle Plant (held)- "Do I look like a gardener?"
* Bramble- "As thorny as a rose bush."
* Bramble Bloom- "It's certainly protected itself."
* Hanging Vine- "I know the ropes."
* Great Leafy Stalk- "This tree is unusually large."
* Lotus Plant- "How dainty."
* Lily Pad- "A massive pond leaf."
* Reeds (Water)- "Those reeds could be cut."
* Lawn Decoration- "Ah, a touch of civility. What a welcome change."
* Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Someone's a critic."
* Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "A waste of fine culture."
* Hedge- "Simple."
* Hedge (untrimmed)- "No one thought to trim this hedge?"
* Hedge (burning)- "I never tire of watching destruction."
* Hedge (burnt)- "A shame."
* Intricate Topiary- "It is rather crudely cut."
* Magic Flower- "I do still prefer roses."
* Weathered Branch and Shrub- "What a mess."
* Weathered Stick- "How boring."
* Weathered Tree- "It's seen better days."
* Weathered Trunk- "I wonder what broke that?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Evergreen- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'piney'."
* Sapling (held)- "I can't believe I'm reduced to this."
* Grass Tuft- "Tufty."
* Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "It better not start talking to me."
* Spiky Bush- "It's twisted and prickly, just like me!"
* Birchnut Tree- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'leafy'."
* Lumpy Sapling- "Where did this appear from?"
* Burnt Spiky Bush- "Utterly destroyed."
* Twiggy Tree- "The tree of an amateur."
* Twiggy Tree (stump)- "That's not about to grow back."
* Twiggy Tree (burning)- "Oops."
* Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Bathed in fire."
* Twiggy Tree (old)- "Look at you. You're useless."
* Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "It's of no use in its current state. Only time will tell."
* Twiggy Tree Cone- "I could plant it... but why?"
* Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Looks a little off, if you ask me."
* Diseased Sapling, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "What has brought this blight upon my world?"
* Juicy Berry Bush- "The berries will stay fresh as long as I leave them there."
* Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "I fear I'll have to wait."
* Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "It looks to be in need of assistance. Fertilizer, perhaps?"
* Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "I could find a much better place for it."
* Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "I know the feeling."
* Marble Sprout- "Stone cold growth."
* Marble Shrub- "I've found a shrubbery."
* Rose- "This is wrong."
* Succulent- "Doesn't look that succulent to me."
* Succulent (held)- "It didn't put up much of a fight."
* Bull Kelp- "Disgusting. I'll have someone else pick it."
* Bull Kelp (picked)- "We already took the food parts."
* Bull Kelp Stalk- "For keeping the peasantry in line."
* Driftwood- "It appears to be a piece of drifted wood."
* Driftwood (stump)- "We've chopped it up already."
* Driftwood (burning)- "It seems to be burning."
* Driftwood (burnt)- "It's in utter ruin."
* Driftwood Piece- "Oh good. More wood."
* Lune Tree- "It's a moon tree."
* Lune Tree (stump)- "Someone's chopped it down already."
* Lune Tree (burning)- "It's burning."
* Lune Tree (burnt)- "A burnt tree stump."
* Lune Tree Blossom- "It came from that odd tree."
* Lune Tree Sapling- "It's a small moon tree."
* Stone Fruit Bush- "It labors to make my dinner."
* Stone Fruit Bush (picked)- "What use are you to me if you don't have fruit?"
* Stone Fruit Bush (barren)- "It is fruitless and useless now."
* Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "It resembles Woodie, does it not?"
* Stone Fruit Bush (disease warning)- "I think it's sick or something."
* Diseased Stone Fruit Bush- "It's ill."
* Stone Fruit Bush (burning)- "Well that's a shame."
* Sprouting Stone Fruit- "How off-putting. It's grown a sprout."
* Spiny Bindweed- "You have no place here."
* Binding Roots- "I nearly got my suit caught on those thorns!"
* Plant (happy)- "It seems reasonably healthy."
* Plant (stressed)- "Everyone's got problems, pal."
* Plant (very stressed)- "Just what do you have to be upset about?"
* Plant (stressed, killjoys nearby)- "Maybe if the garden wasn't filled with weeds..."
* Plant (stressed, not enough identical plants nearby)- "It needs to be surrounded by others of its ilk."
* Plant (stressed, too many plants nearby)- "The garden might be overcrowded. Perhaps I should thin it out a bit."
* Plant (stressed, bad season)- "The weather is too harsh for it."
* Plant (stressed, not enough water)- "It needs water again? Ugh, the toiling never ends."
* Plant (stressed, poor nutrients)- "Richer soil might be needed."
* Plant (stressed, left unattended)- "I'd better have a word with that underperforming plant..."
* Giant Carrots- "A ludicrously oversized carrot."
* Giant Corn- "That's far too much corn for any reasonable person."
* Giant Pumpkin- "How very spooky."
* Giant Eggplant- "An absurdly large eggplant."
* Giant Durian- "Far more than I'd like to have, quite honestly."
* Giant Pomegranate- "I'd imagine it would take quite a while to eat."
* Giant Dragon Fruit- "Utterly enormous."
* Giant Watermelon- "Entirely too much watermelon."
* Giant Toma Root- "A preposterously sized tomato."
* Giant Potato- "It has more starch than my best suit."
* Giant Asparagus- "What am I supposed to do with all this asparagus?"
* Giant Onion- "An unnecessarily large onion."
* Giant Garlic- "An unreasonably enormous clump of garlic."
* Giant Pepper- "It looks horribly spicy."
* Giant Rotten Crop- "It's no good to anyone now."
* Great Tree Trunk- "When did this get here?"
* Great Tree Root- "I've found the root of the problem."
* Mossy Vine- "It's just hanging around."
* Knobbly Tree- "An aquatic tree, what next?"
* Knobbly Tree Nut- "I have no interest in lugging that thing around. Back in the drink you go."
* Above-Average Tree Trunk- "It could use a good pruning."
===Nature - Objects===
====Base Game====
* Beehive- "Not the bees!"
* Killer Bee Hive- "That looks dangerous."
* Honeycomb- "It's full of bee seeds."
* Hound Mound- "It's a tunnel down to the hound nests."
* Bones- "Hungry devils, aren't they?"
* Touch Stone- "There's a story behind that..."
* Obelisk (up)- "I can see its true nature now!"
* Obelisk (sane, down)- "There are two ways to see that obstacle."
* Obelisk (insane, down)- "It only half-exists on this plane."
* Harp Statue- "Not my best work."
* Marble Pillar- "I've always wondered who built those."
* Marble- "It's strong stuff."
* Rundown House- "They copied the pigs, but they're even less intelligent."
* Merm Head- "The eyes follow you around."
* Pig Head- "Er... charming."
* Pig Torch- "Great. Now they have fire."
* Basalt- "I made a rock so heavy that I can't lift it."
* Boulder- "It's a rock."
* Rocks- "Hmmm. Now what do I do with them?"
* Flint- "Ow! I cut my finger!"
* Nitre- "One third of the way there..."
* Gold Nugget- "This was important to me once."
* Grave- "What lies beneath?"
* Grave (dug)- "Already got that one."
* Suspicious Dirt Pile- "That looks out-of-place."
* Animal Track- "Some dumb beast passed through here."
* Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Drat! It got away."
* Animal Track (found)- "I smell dung and beast-sweat."
* Wooden Thing- "My beautiful machine is in pieces!"
* Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "It is still incomplete."
* Wooden Thing (locked)- "Now to turn it on."
* Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "It's alive!"
* Ring Thing- "This is the quantum field guard band."
* Crank Thing- "This is used to agitate the humours."
* Box Thing- "This is a box full of sadness and woe."
* Metal Potato Thing- "The gears in here are so small they turn the fabric of reality."
* Worm Hole- "It's worse knowing what the other part looks like."
* Worm Hole (open)- "I can assure you that it smells worse than it looks."
* Worm Hole (exited)- "Yech. It's horrible in there."
* Pond- "I can see my face reflected off the top."
* Skeleton- "Ha! I remember that one."
* Spider Den- "They grow big here."
* Spider Eggs- "Squishy."
* Rabbit Hole- "There's a world going on under there."
* Walrus Camp- "The Walrusser can't be far."
* Walrus Camp (empty)- "I best not linger when winter comes."
* Sunken Boat- "This bird's vessel is clearly not seaworthy."
* Sunken Boat (empty)- "I'm not sad to see that bird go..."
* Flotsam- "Perhaps I could reel it in somehow."
====Reign of Giants====
* Ice- "Baby glaciers."
* Mini Glacier- "I could get a chip of ice off the old block."
* Mini Glacier (melted)- "It's just a puddle."
* Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Can't follow it in these conditions!"
* Burrow- "Burrow deep, I'm coming for you."
* Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "The entrance has collapsed in on itself."
* Rundown House (burnt)- "It burns just as well as the pigs' version."
* Merm Head (burnt)- "Roasted merm head. Delicious."
* Pig Head (burnt)- "Pig roast!"
* Hollow Stump- "Vermin housing."
* Hollow Stump (empty)- "Well, I guess that's that."
* Glommer's Statue- "Hey, that's not a statue of me!"
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "That'll teach it to not be me."
* Skeleton (self)- "The master becomes the student."
* Sunken Boat (burnt)- "All things are doomed in time."
====Shipwrecked====
* Crabbit Den (normal and collapsed)- "It can't hide forever."
* Fishermerm's Hut- "I suppose everyone needs to live somewhere..."
* Merm Hut- "They copied the pigs, but they're even less intelligent."
* Merm Hut (burnt)- "It burns just as well as the pigs' version."
* Shoal- "They would be much more content in my stomach."
* Wobster Den- "Show yourself, delicious critters."
* Coral Reef- "This could likely support a wide array of life."
* Coral- "It's quite lovely."
* Coral Larva- "You're not cute."
* Limpet Rock (normal and withered)- "Could be used as a food source in a pinch."
* Limpet Rock (picked)- "Just a rock now."
* Magma Pile- "Well, it's a rock."
* Krissure- "This puts on quite a spectacle."
* Steamer Trunk- "Quite a dapper briefcase if I do say so."
* Sandy Pile- "A little mound of yellow sand."
* Sand- "Rocks so thoroughly crushed they are no longer recognizable."
* Sharkitten Den- "It stirs when I mention treats."
* Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "An ordinary pile of sand."
* Volcano- "I respect its power."
* Dragoon Egg- "It radiates an oppressive heat."
* Suspicious Bubbles- "You've given yourself away, pal."
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Foiled by a fish!"
* Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail, Monsoon Season)- "I've lost sight of the whale!"
* Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "Pursue the beast!"
* Tar Slick- "Something foul festers beneath."
* Tar- "Congealed evil."
* Tar Trap- "Slow going."
* Tidal Pool- "Much deeper than it lets on."
* Lava Pool- "Exceptionally toasty."
* Mussels- "Seems like a convenient gathering of food."
* Mussels (with stick)- "They're oblivious to their approaching death."
* Slot Machine- "I admittedly have a penchant for tempting fate."
* Electric Isosceles- "It's calling to me to dive in."
* Octo Chest- "It looks... rotten."
* Debris- "What nonsense is this now?"
* Crate- "Perhaps I could pry it open."
* Wildbore Head (normal and burnt)- "Lovely ambiance."
* Seashell- "A little kitschy for my taste."
* Poisonous Hole- "I can see it just fine from here... No need to get closer."
* Gunpowder Barrel- "It's bursting with potential."
* X Marks the Spot- "Ah, what's this then?"
* Rawling- "Oh good. A talking sack of stuffing."
* Watery Grave- "Not all find a final resting place."
* Wreck- "It stood no chance."
* Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "I see the makings of something quite handsome."
* Grassy Thing- "Excellent. Not long now."
* Screw Thing- "Another piece of the puzzle."
* Wooden Potato Thing- "I do admit it's a little ridiculous."
* Ring Thing- "Ah, another piece."
====Hamlet====
* Stone Slab- "What will this unearth?"
* Dung Pile- "Blech."
* Dung Pile (picked)- "That was simply undignified."
* Dung Ball- "I refuse to touch that."
* Thundernest- "Tempting..."
* Iron Hulk (head)- "There's no head on his shoulders."
* Iron Hulk (hand)- "Seems part of a whole."
* Iron Hulk (ribcage)- "Well that looks interesting."
* Iron Hulk (foot)- "I'd hate to see the rest of it."
* Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "Dare I complete it?"
* Iron Ore- "A solid mineral."
* Sparkling Pool- "There's something sparkling inside there."
* Gold Dust- "I suppose any gold is good gold."
* Gnat Mound- "Ugh. The horde home."
* Farm House- "I've no interest in a commoner's domicile."
* Farm House (burning)- "A flaming reminder of Life's inequities."
* Quarry Lodgings- "Little pig, little pig, let me in."
* Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "It's in flames!"
* Secret Bandit Camp- "Hello..."
* Cave Cleft- "Villainy lurks within."
* Ruinous Entrance- "
* Mandrake Hill- "Ugh. That's a loud household."
* Mant Hill- "I've a mind to make a molehill of this."
* Crumbling Brazier- "A little light in this dreary place."
* Crumbling Visage- "
* Ancient Wall- "It's a wall. Let's not get too excited."
* Fountain of Youth- "I could restore my youthful glow."
* Ominous Carving- "Ha! I'm not falling for that."
* Teetering Pillar- "I don't trust it."
* Deflated Balloon- "That's done."
* Wicker Basket- "Good for nothing now."
* Monogrammed Luggage A & B- "There's a 'W' monogrammed on it. It must be mine."
* Useless Flags- "Somebody really should clean around here."
* Bag of Sand- "Useless and heavy."
* Petrified Egg (1)- "I'd hate to see what came out of there."
* Petrified Egg (2)- "Does no one clean up around here?"
* Petrified Egg (3)- "Looks like it's been around for a while."
* Petrified Egg (4)- "Cracked."
* Rusty Lamp- "It's seen brighter days."
* Weathered House- "Who lives there?"
* Stone Thing- "The foundation for something portentous."
* Lever Thing- "Yes, this will do nicely."
* Rock Thing- "Just the thing I was looking for."
* Relic Thing- "Ah, I was looking for this."
* Iron Thing- "Quaint, but it'll work."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Rundown House (burnt)- "Well, it burns just as well as the pigs' version."
* Glommer's Statue- "Thank goodness, I thought it was another wretched statue of me."
* Glommer's Statue (mined)- "The fewer statues the better, I say."
* Florid Postern- "Always did have a flair for the dramatic..."
* Gigantic Beehive- "I don't see what all the buzz is about."
* Honey Patch- "I am not getting that on my shoes."
* Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Now what are those bees up to?"
* Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Some truly questionable taste in decor."
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Hmph. I was never a fan of the Grecian look."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "Waste of good marble if you ask me."
* Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Why would anyone want to cover this up?"
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Come now! I liked that one."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "My creations! How rude."
* Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "Doesn't that feel better now?"
* Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "That looks much better."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Back as intended."
* Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "At least it's back in one piece now."
* Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "We'll get you out in a tick, friend."
* Magma- "A touch hot, but could cook my food in a pinch."
* Rock- "With each day I get a little boulder."
* Crispy Skeleton- "At least the fire cut down on the smell."
* Marble Statue (Comedy)- "She's still in there somewhere. I know it."
* Marble Statue (Tragedy)- "Her tragedy does not define her."
* Marble Statue (Pawn)- "Hm. Stately."
* Marble Statue (Vase)- "Needs something. Perhaps some long-stemmed roses..."
* Meteor- "It's a rock."
* Moon Rock- ""Moon" rock."
* Celestial Orb- "Oooh, some new knowledge."
* Celestial Portal- "A bit ominous looking."
* Moon Stone (broken)- "Ruins of an ancient relic."
* Moon Stone (repaired)- "I had thought these were all destroyed eons ago."
* Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Something magic-y needs to happen, I think."
* Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "The staff is powered by the 'moon's' energy."
* Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "Waste of a good staff."
* Moon Rubble- "This might be bad."
* Petrified Evergreen- "I think it looks much better this way."
* Rock Den- "Am I being watched by that rock?"
* Skeleton (male player)- "A pity, %s. He was not prepared for %s."
* Skeleton (female player)- "A pity, %s. She was not prepared for %s."
* Skeleton (robot player)- "A pity, %s. They were not prepared for %s."
* Skeleton (other player)- "A pity, %s. So ill-prepared for %s."
* Stagehand- "This must be the work of an unseen hand."
* Stagehand (walking)- "Hmph. Impressive sleight of hand."
* Suspicious Marble (rook)- "That's quite the schnozz."
* Suspicious Marble (knight)- "That looks... familiar..."
* Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "I've seen that head before... but never in marble."
* Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Not so tough."
* Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Try and get me now. Ha!"
* Loot Stash- "What goodies lie within?"
* Lake- "Didn't think I'd ever come back here."
* Lake (dry)- "It's not in season."
* Cave-in Boulder- "Well it's not going to move itself."
* Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "We must deal with the others first."
* Garden Detritus- "The blasted things spring up again just as fast as I can remove them."
* Anenemy- "It's just a silly starfish."
* Anenemy (closed)- "Devious thing."
* Anenemy Trap- "What would be the most devilish place to put it?"
* Celestial Altar Base- "This is not its desired destination."
* Celestial Altar Idol- "Let me know your wishes, and I will oblige."
* Celestial Altar Orb- "Where shall I take you?"
* Celestial Altar (incomplete)- "There is powerful energy pouring out of it."
* Celestial Altar- "Yes. I desire the knowledge of the moon."
* Inactive Celestial Tribute- "This powerful energy... I've seen it before."
* Celestial Tribute- "It is not yet time?"
* Celestial Sanctum Icon- "I know where you need to be."
* Celestial Sanctum Ward- "I'll take you to the others."
* Celestial Sanctum- "Why do I get the sense... ah, I'm sure it's nothing."
* Celestial Fissure- "It's not shadow magic."
* Celestial Fissure (no light)- "I've more important things to deal with than holes in the ground."
* Hot Spring- "I miss a good long bath."
* Hot Spring (bombed)- "How posh."
* Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I could make use of that glass."
* Hot Spring (empty)- "It's of no use to me like this."
* Inviting Formation- "The thing inside wants out."
* Moon Glass- ""Moon" detritus."
* Moon Shard- "But does it look as sharp as me?"
* Sea Bones- "Adapt or perish."
* Shattered Spider Hole- "I'd rather not peek inside."
* Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (initial)- "What a sad little hovel."
* Hermit Home/Pearl's Place (upgraded)- "It's an improvement."
* Hermit Bee Box- "I think she made this herself."
* Hermit Bee Box (no honey)- "Why do the bees not serve me?"
* Hermit Bee Box (some honey)- "I should wait a bit longer."
* Hermit Bee Box (full of honey)- "I've done enough, the old woman can brave the bees herself."
* Hermit Bee Box (burnt)- "Honey roasted."
* Hermit Drying Rack- "Perhaps if she were fed, she'd be less ill-tempered."
* Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying)- "Still moist."
* Hermit Drying Rack (done)- "Does she even have teeth?"
* Hermit Drying Rack (meat and non-meat drying in rain)- "Moist and staying that way."
* Hermit Drying Rack (non-meat done)- "Like the desert."
* Hermit Drying Rack (burnt)- "It's too brittle to hang meat on now."
* Plugged Fissure- "It's almost genius in its simplicity... but it does smell."
* Baritone Shell Bell- "Hm?"
* Alto Shell Bell- "No, go on, keep playing that same note. It's not irritating at all."
* Soprano Shell Bell- "I've quite lost my taste for music."
* Boat Fragment- "Merely smithereens."
* Sea Stack- "It would be easy to wreck a vessel on one of those."
* Salt Formation- "Odd..."
* Salt Formation (partially mined)- "It seems to be growing back..."
* Salt Formation (completely mined)- "It's been mined down to nothing."
* Salt Crystals- "Am I to be a salt miner now?"
* Ocean Debris- "Disappointing."
* Wobster Mound- "What manner of creature lives in there?"
* Moon Glass Mound- "I suppose life finds a way."
* Shell Cluster- "That was not worth the effort."
* Sunken Chest (locked)- "How annoying. It's locked."
* Sunken Chest (unlocked)- "How whimsical."
* Mysterious Energy- "Events have been set into motion..."
* Charged Glassy Rock- "Hm. This may be useful."
* Infused Moon Shard- "Nearly as sharp as I am, but with a garish glow."
* Moongleam- "They give off a rather unsettling sensation."
* Odd Tool/Reticulating Buffer- "Hmph. So I'm to fetch his tools for him now?"
* Weird Tool/Widget Deflubber- "I suppose that must be what he's looking for."
* Strange Tool/Grommet Scriber- "Finally. That must be what he's looking for."
* Funky Tool/Conceptual Scrubber- "Is this what he wants? Why couldn't that old fool have been more descriptive?!"
* Bizarre Tool/Calibrated Perceiver- "Could this be what he's looking for?"
* Energetic Static- "What is he meddling with?"
* Restrained Static- "There's power trapped inside."
* Lunar Essence Extractor- "Ah, now I see..."
* Sea Strider Nest- "It looks like someone's already made themselves comfortable here."
* Sea Strider Nest (burnt)- "Not quite so comfortable anymore."
* Conspicuous Chest- "It's just my style."
* Conspicuous Chest (shimmering)- "How... unusual."
* Conspicuous Chest (burnt)- "That seemed unnecessary."
====Exclusive to Pocket Edition====
* Compromising Statue- "For when my defenses have been compromised."
===Nature - Caves===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Sinkhole- "I plugged it a long time ago."
* Sinkhole (generic)- "That was not a good idea!"
* Sinkhole (open)- "Off to plunder the depths."
* Exit to Surface (generic)- "Get me out of here!"
* Exit to Surface (open)- "Onward to the next thing."
* Red Mushtree- "Where's Waldo?"
* Green Mushtree- "Ugh, it smells bad."
* Blue Mushtree- "It smells of rot and failure."
* Light Flower- "It's so dark down here."
* Light Bulb- "It will run out eventually."
* Stalagmite- "Rocks. How dull."
* Stalagmite (pointy)- "Stalagmite. How dull."
* Spilagmite- "How did that get down here?"
* Slurtle Mound- "That's revolting."
* Splumonkey Pod- "What a disgusting home."
* Fern- "I'd like to step on it."
* Foliage- "A meal fit for a peasant."
* Cave Banana Tree- "It looks like a banana, but I'm not buying it."
* Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "I refuse to be held responsible for that."
====Hamlet====
* Spooky Hole- "Rather dreary. I like it."
* Unimportant Rock Pillar- "
====Don't Starve Together====
* Sinkhole (full)- "When it's less claustrophobic, perhaps."
* Exit to Surface (full)- "I'd rather stay here than mingle with the crowds above."
* Bat Cave- "Ugh. It stinks."
* Red Mushtree (blooming)- "I hope I'm not standing next to it when it goes off."
* Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Oh fine, do what you like."
* Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "It's spawning."
* Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "Could it get any less appealing?"
* Red Spore- "Magical red, and yet it holds no power of use to me."
* Green Spore- "Hateful, ambulatory whimsy."
* Blue Spore- "How can a seed be so cheerful?"
* Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I hope it doesn't stain my jacket."
* Withered Flower- "It got what it deserved."
* Mysterious Plant- "You aren't fooling me, plant."
* Fossil Fragment- "Perhaps it is best left in pieces."
* Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "The beginnings of some demonic beast."
* Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "It will be the laughstock of the demon community."
* Odd Skeleton (complete)- "Was it wise to unleash this upon the world?"
* Lunar Mushtree- "How garish."
* Lunar Spore- "It reminds me of those infernal balloons."
* Vitreoasis- "Don't expect me to wade in there for some wretched moon glass."
* Small Vitreoasis- "I suppose it is quite picturesque."
* Naked Mole Bat Burrow- "Do I even want anything I find in there, knowing its spent time in a rodent's nostrils?" [sic]
* Nightmare Rampart- "Charlie... what are you planning?"
===Nature - Ruins===
====Base Game====
* Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "Probably shouldn't venture any deeper."
* Ruins Sinkhole- "
* Ancient Statue- "A once proud race."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "This can be partially restored."
* Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Where are their gods now?"
* Algae- "It's some algae."
* Broken Clockworks (1)- "There's a reason I never finished that."
* Broken Clockworks (2)- "That one was a jerk."
* Broken Clockworks (3)- "Didn't like that one's face."
* Relic- "Remnants of an extinct civilization."
* Relic (broken)- "Just bits and pieces of rock."
* Thulecite Fragments- "I could combine several piles to make a bigger piece."
* Cave Lichen- "This fungus survived the downfall."
* Ornate Chest- "It's a trap."
* Large Ornate Chest- "It's almost like he's still alive."
* Nightmare Light- "The overuse of fuel was their downfall."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Thulecite Fragments- "Several of these piles could be combined to form a bigger piece."
* Cave Lichen- "A slow growing cave plant."
* Ancient Chest- "A relic best forgotten."
* Ancient Chest (locked)- "It seems I am to be judged."
* Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "It lacks a key."
* Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "It is feeding off the dark energy."
* Ancient Gateway (activated)- "This is a most wretched idea."
* Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Now we've gone and done it."
* Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "Best not to overuse this power."
* Ancient Obelisk- "I can't believe I've forgotten how to read this."
* Ancient Beacon- "No fuel, no power."
* Ancient Beacon (active)- "It feeds off the nightmare."
* Ancient Mural (first)- "A picture of the city, before the fuel."
* Ancient Mural (second)- "We all know that happens next."
* Ancient Mural (third)- "They gained such an enviable power…"
* Ancient Mural (fourth)- "I know why you led me back here."
* Ancient Mural (fifth)- "But it won't work."
* Atrium Statue- "There's a dreamlike quality to the material."
* Ornate Pedestal (empty)- "I suppose I'll need to find a suitable gem."
* Ornate Pedestal (with gem)- "It saps power from the gems."
* Ancient Moon Statue- "How did I not know of this place? Did They know?"
* Sealed Portal (switch off)- "It couldn't be..."
* Sealed Portal (switch on)- "Still inactive. Curious."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (first)- "These runes are... different."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (second)- "I can only glean a hint of their meaning."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (third)- "This symbol here keeps repeating..."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (fourth)- ""To change?" No. It's a name..."
* Ancient Lunarune Stone (fifth)- ""Alter"?"
* Tidy Hidey-Hole- "So this is the source of the Thulecite... I must say, I'm underwhelmed."
* Ancient Kiln (empty)- "They didn't always live off of the fuel."
* Ancient Kiln (cooking, long time left)- "Wait for it..."
* Ancient Kiln (cooking, short time left)- "Here it comes!"
* Ancient Kiln (finished)- "Finally, some quality grub."
* Ancient Kiln (burnt)- "A bit overdone for my tastes."
* Ancient Guard Post (inactive)- "It's powerless."
* Ancient Guard Post (active)- "Hm. I have a bad feeling..."
* Security Pulse- "Don't let it escape!"
* Sentrypede Husk- "A pile of worthless parts."
* Fountain of Knowledge (inactive)- "I always wondered where those parts came from."
* Fountain of Knowledge (active)- "Ah. I suppose I misinterpreted the original design."
* Distilled Knowledge- "Impossible... I thought I was privy to all of Their secrets."
===Nature - Volcano===
====Shipwrecked====
* Obsidian Workbench- "This workstation ignites a spark of creativity in my heart..."
* Coffee Plant- "Delightful coffee beans."
* Coffee Plant (picked)- "I've picked them all."
* Coffee Plant (barren)- "Barren."
* Coffee Plant (withered)- "Decay has overtaken it."
* Coffee Plant (held)- "This is worth replanting."
* Elephant Cactus- "Take cover!"
* Elephant Cactus (withered)- "It won't be shooting anyone like this."
* Elephant Cactus Stump- "Good riddance."
* Elephant Cactus (held)- "I better not run with it."
* Cactus Spike- "Exceedingly sharp."
* Obsidian Boulder- "It refuses to bend to my tools."
* Obsidian- "What a delightful color."
* Charcoal Boulder- "I can't help but admire the natural formation."
* Burnt Ash Tree- "Had I any pity, I would give it to this tree."
* Dragoon Saliva- "Quite uncouth."
* Woodlegs' Cage- "We are all trapped, in one way or another."
* Woodlegs (free)- "
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "It appears to be a place of offering."
* Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Do I dare play with more forces beyond my control?"
* Volcano (exit)- "I must take my leave."
===Nature - Ruinous Caves===
====Hamlet====
* A Smashing Pot- "It looks like it could fall apart at any time."
* Dart Trap- "
* Nasty Spear Trap- "
* Busted Spear Trap- "
* Tempting Idol- "
* Unimportant Pillar- "Functional, but a little dull."
* Vines- "
* Wall Brazier- "
* Wishing Well- "Shall I take a chance?"
* End's Well- "Finally a chance to get something I wish for."
* Aporkalypse Calendar- "I do like this..."
===Nature - Mant Hill===
====Hamlet====
* Antcomb Home- "Oh those hideous creatures are industrious, aren't they."
* Honey Chest- "They've done all the hard work."
* Lamp- "Oh look, they discovered light."
* Mant Warrior Egg- "Where those pesky bugs hatch from."
* Stalacmite Throne- "Might be something interesting in there."
===Nature - Palace===
====Hamlet====
* Palace- "A little garish for my taste."
* Royal Gallery Exhibit- "Is it really worth keeping that under glass?"
===Turfs===
====Base Game====
* Wooden Flooring- "I prefer hardwoods."
* Carpeted Flooring- "That's a quality, high-pile carpet sample!"
* Checkerboard Flooring- "That's my natural habitat."
* Cobblestones- "At least this one is useful."
* Forest Turf- "Smells like mud."
* Grass Turf- "Scratchy."
* Savannah Turf- "Dirty."
* Rocky Turf- "Kinda rough."
* Marsh Turf- "It's dripping all over."
* Other Turfs- "Turf."
====Reign of Giants====
* Deciduous Turf- "Turf."
* Sandy Turf- "It appears to be some turf."
====Shipwrecked====
* All Turfs- "It appears to be some turf."
====Hamlet====
* Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Turf."
* Flat Stone Turf- "Provides a solid foundation."
* Stone Road Turf- "A good cobble road."
* Beard Hair Rug- "A bit gauche for my tastes."
* Dense Turf- "Fertile turf."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Scaled Flooring- "It's warm, but quells flame."
* Moon Crater Turf, Rocky Beach Turf, Shell Beach Turf, and Mutated Fungal Turf- "Turf."
* Ancient Stonework- "A stone floor."
===Mobs - Monsters===
====Base Game====
* Clockwork Knight- "Such quality workmanship!"
* Clockwork Bishop- "I'm especially proud of that piece."
* Clockwork Rook- "A castle for my home."
* Damaged Knight- "It looks beyond repair."
* Damaged Bishop- "They degrade without proper upkeep."
* Damaged Rook- "The builders have left it in a state of abandonment."
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Charlie? It's me! Maxwell!"
* Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! Charlie, that hurt!"
* Hound- "They don't recognize me!"
* Red Hound- "I put fire gems in there as a joke."
* Blue Hound- "I had a lot of surplus gems!"
* Hound's Tooth- "It could be used for fashion."
* Spider- "It's mostly digestive system."
* Spider Warrior- "It's a specialized form."
* Spider (sleeping)- "Shhhh! It will wake up hungry."
* Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I don't want to wake that one."
* Spider and Spider Warrior (dead)- "Splat."
* Spider Gland- "Distasteful."
* Silk- "Despite its origin, it could make some fine garments."
* Krampus- "You'll never catch me!"
* Krampus Sack- "It's really light."
* Merm- "They were here when I got here."
* Frog- "It jumps and licks things."
* Frog (sleeping)- "It looks tired."
* Frog (dead)- "It croaked."
* Tentacle- "I'm glad the rest of it is still down there."
* Tentacle Spike- "Ugh. This is so revolting."
* Tentacle Spots- "This is how they reproduce."
* Big Tentacle (1)- "This one is odd."
* Big Tentacle (2)- "How deep does this go?"
* Big Slimy Pit- "Ugh! How can it live down there?"
* Baby Tentacle- "Babies?"
* Guardian Pig- "Blech. Disgusting brute."
* Werepig- "That one's gone feral."
* Ghost- "It remembers me!"
* MacTusk- "Don't you recognize me?"
* Wee MacTusk- "A chip off the old block."
* Walrus Tusk- "I'll put this to better use."
* Tam o' Shanter- "Made in Scotland."
* Mosquito- "Bloody bloodsucking bloodsuckers."
* Mosquito (held)- "I got him."
* Mosquito Sack- "A bloody sack. With blood in it."
* Nearby Mosquitoes- "What annoying little bugs."
* Cave Spider- "It's a tricky one."
* Spitter- "Aggressive little thing, isn't it?"
* Batilisk- "Ugh. Ugly beasts."
* Meat Bulb- "A vicious plant."
* Fleshy Bulb- "Perhaps I can use this to my advantage."
* Eyeplant- "The Meat Bulb's pawns."
* Slurper- "Simple creatures. They exist only to sleep and feed."
* Slurper Pelt- "In death, this creature will serve me!"
* Dangling Depth Dweller- "Creatures in this world evolve at a terrifying rate."
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "Well that's new!"
* Depths Worm (lure)- "You aren't fooling me, plant."
* Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Something stirs."
* Ewecus- "Ornery and tough as nails."
* Steel Wool- "Someone should use this to clean something."
====Reign of Giants====
* Varg- "The alpha!"
* Poison Birchnut Tree- "Shut your maw!"
* Birchnutter- "A nut with legs! How terrifying!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Crocodog- "Oh great, another abomination."
* Yellow Crocodog- "It won't obey me."
* Blue Crocodog- "Smells like wet dog."
* Floaty Boaty Knight- "Obey me, fool!"
* Flup- "That thing is quite beneath me."
* Eyeshot- "This is quite a stunning contraption."
* Pirate Ghost- "I'll not be meeting the same fate!"
* Poison Mosquito- "I would like to avoid being bitten by this one."
* Yellow Mosquito Sack- "I'll be taking that blood back, thank you."
* Snake- "A cruel yet elegant beastie."
* Poison Snake- "Perhaps I'll give this one a wide berth."
* Snakeskin- "The texture is delectable."
* Spider Warrior (venomous)- "It's a specialized form."
* Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "I don't want to wake that one."
* Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "Splat."
* Sea Hound- "It's not a question of if I will conquer it, but when."
* Stink Ray- "It smells quite atrocious."
* Swordfish- "Perhaps it should have taken more fencing lessons."
* White Whale- "We meet again."
* White Whale Carcass- "I triumphed over it!"
* Dragoon- "Don't you know who I am?"
====Hamlet====
* Ancient Spirit- "Do I know you?"
* Giant Grub- "It's doing all my work for me."
* Gnat Swarm- "Horde horrible."
* Hanging Vine- "I know the ropes."
* Mant Warrior- "Such a grotesque display of aggression."
* Masked Pig- "He's after my money!"
* Swashy Hat- "A nice hat to hide under."
* Bandit Stash Map- "Now I can steal from that little criminal."
* Poison Dartfrog- "Rather handsome for an amphibian."
* Rabid Beetle- "What is he all worked up about?"
* Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "A noisy sleeper."
* Rabid Beetle (dead)- "The grim reaper has been here."
* Scorpion- "You'll not be stinging me."
* Scorpion (sleeping)- "Don't wake up, cur."
* Scorpion (dead)- "It has felt the cruel sting of death."
* Snaptooth Seedling- "Do not tangle with me!"
* Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "I must endeavor not to wake it."
* Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "Eradicated."
* Snaptooth Flytrap- "That's one handsome abomination."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "A nefarious napper."
* Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "It's dead."
* Spider Monkey- "I command you to stay back."
* Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "
* Spider Monkey (dead)- "
* Vampire Bat- "You're an impressive creation, aren't you?"
* Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "Even creatures of the night must sleep."
* Vampire Bat (dead)- "Thoroughly defeated."
* Pig Skin?- "Who knew bat and pig skins were so similar?"
* Viper- "An amphibian after my own heart."
* Weevole- "Interminable pests."
* Weevole Carapace- "Ugh."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Charlie (the darkness monster)- "I suppose it's best to keep up appearances..."
* Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! Be gentle, Charlie!"
* Merm- "They were already here when I arrived."
* Guardian Pig- "They're starting to organize."
* Depths Worm (emerged)- "I didn't make that one! Honest!"
* Gem Deer- "The gem imbues its attacks with a fearsome power."
* Grumble Bee- "Keep your backside to yourself, madam!"
* Lavae- "Foul beast! Know your place!"
* Hound (corpse)- "I wish we'd get rid of that."
* Hound (corpse, burning)- "Good riddance."
* Hound (corpse, reanimating)- "It's coming alive again!"
* Horror Hound- "If anything ever looked evil, it's that."
* Horror Hound (sleeping)- "I don't desire to rouse it."
* Horror Hound (dead)- "That is probably for the best."
* Moonrock Pengull- "What an atrocious beast."
* Moonrock Pengull (sleeping)- "May you never wake."
* Moonrock Pengull (dead)- "Good riddance."
* Shattered Spider- "How monstrous."
* Shattered Spider (sleeping)- "I'd rather not wake it."
* Shattered Spider (dead)- "Good riddance."
* Cookie Cutter- "Stay back, you!"
* Cookie Cutter Shell- "Hmph. I suppose this could be useful."
* Rockjaw- "What a nasty creature. I wish I'd thought of it."
* Naked Mole Bat- "Indecent."
* Ancient Sentrypede- "I get the sensation that we are not welcome here."
* Fruit Fly- "Begone, pest!"
* Moonblind Crow- "That creature has seen better days."
* Misshapen Bird- "You dare spit at me?!"
* Nurse Spider- "I don't think that's one of mine."
* Sea Strider- "Well aren't you a delight!"
* Egg of Terror- "I should dispose of it before it hatches."
* Suspicious Peeper- "We're going to be up to our eyeballs in... eyeballs."
===Mobs - Neutral Animals===
====Base Game====
* Beefalo- "Just look at that stupid beast."
* Beefalo (follower)- "Aw nuts, it's following me."
* Beefalo (sleeping)- "It's only marginally less stupid when it's asleep."
* Beefalo (naked)- "Now it looks dumb AND pathetic."
* Beefalo (domesticated)- "I like a creature that knows its place."
* Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "I suppose some people might find that charming."
* Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "I'd only ride you if I was desperate."
* Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Yes, you understand how this works."
* Beefalo Wool- "It smells like a barn."
* Beefalo Horn- "Call forth the beasts!"
* Baby Beefalo- "They're even ugly as children."
* Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Seems we've a few hours of reprieve."
* Bee- "They work so hard, the fools."
* Killer Bee- "What is that bee so angry about?"
* Bee (held)- "Now what do I do with it?"
* Killer Bee (held)- "I've caught a tiger by the tail."
* Stinger- "It's dripping with venom."
* Pig- "What a slobbering fool."
* Pig (follower)- "He's simple but he's mine."
* Pig (dead)- "I dub thee, 'Bacon'."
* Pig Skin- "It was him or me."
* Bunnyman- "It reminds me of my old act."
* Bunny Puff- "Silly rabbit."
* Koalefant- "A distant cousin of the beefalo."
* Winter Koalefant- "It has its winter coat on."
* Pengull- "Nice tux."
* Rock Lobster- "I banished these guys down here for a reason."
* Slurtle- "I don't remember those..."
* Snurtle- "That's strange. They must be new."
* Slurtle Slime- "There must be a better way."
* Broken Shell- "They don't fit back together."
* Shelmet- "This will keep me standing, if I need to fight."
* Snurtle Shell Armor- "That is not dapper at all."
* Splumonkey- "I don't have time for you!"
====Reign of Giants====
* Buzzard- "Carrion connoisseur."
* Catcoon- "Catty vermin."
* Cat Tail- "Tale of tails."
* Volt Goat- "What's it always chewing on?"
* Volt Goat (charged)- "Chaaarge!"
* Volt Goat Horn- "It'd make a nice horn."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blue Whale- "Surrender to me."
* Blue Whale Carcass- "Size truly doesn't matter!"
* Bottlenose Ballphin- "They're much craftier than they appear at first glance."
* Dorsal Fin- "I could build a decent castle with this."
* Jellyfish- "It's quite shocking."
* Jellyfish (held)- "What a strange little creature."
* Water Beefalo (normal, sleeping, and follower)- "It is smelly and very stupid."
* Horn- "The beast stood no chance."
* Prime Ape- "This pitiful creature possesses only a modicum of intelligence."
* Wildbore- "I'll easily dispose of that swinish brute."
====Hamlet====
* Elder Mandrake- "Cease your babbling!"
* Hippopotamoose- "A dull sluggish beast."
* Hippopotamoose Antler- "Well, it'd make a good hat rack."
* Mant- "What a hideous creature."
* Mant (sleeping)- "Still grotesque."
* Mant (dead)- "Serves it right for being so ugly."
* Platapine- "A beautiful mutation."
* Platapine (sleeping)- "A sleeping abomination."
* Platapine (dead)- "It happens to the best of us."
* Platapine Quill- "Sharp and pointed. Like me."
* Pog- "What do you want?"
* Pog (follower)- "Shoo. I do not like you."
* Pog (sleeping)- "Oh look. It is asleep."
* Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Don't make me do something I'll regret."
* Royal Guard- "Move along."
* Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Completely vulnerable."
* Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Am I supposed to be intimidated?"
* Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Not very good at his job, is he."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Broken Shell- "Some cracks can't be mended."
* Saladmander- "They aren't very sociable."
* Saladmander (ripe)- "I bet it's delicious."
* Saladmander (sleeping)- "Sleep is only a temporary escape."
* Gnarwail- "Perhaps it could be reasoned with."
* Gnarwail (broken horn)- "It seems you've lost something, pal."
* Gnarwail (follower)- "We've come to an agreement."
* Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "Shame about your horn, pal."
* Gnarwail Horn- "Impressive."
* Skittersquid- "I hope they stay close. But not too close."
* Loyal Merm Guard- "I'd best try to stay on their good side."
* Sea Weed- "I'm sure its delicate appearance is just a ruse for us to let our guard down."
* Seedshell- "I was right."
* Sea Sprout Starter- "Why would I want these to spread?"
* Sea Sprout- "I should pluck you like the weed you are."
* Mush Gnome- "I don't trust anyone who walks so jauntily."
* Grass Gator- "Quite a skittish creature."
===Mobs - Passive Animals===
====Base Game====
* Butterfly- "It's a flying flower."
* Butterfly (held)- "It would be a shame if someone ripped the wings off of it."
* Crow- "I don't know how they got here."
* Crow (held)- "Shhhh... My pretty."
* Redbird- "The redbird comes from the fire lands."
* Redbird (held)- "Silence, bird!"
* Snowbird- "I don't recognize that one."
* Snowbird (held)- "Quiet, you."
* Jet Feather- "Black is the color of sleep."
* Crimson Feather- "Red is the color of fire."
* Azure Feather- "Grey is the color of pain."
* Gobbler- "It is addicted to fermented berries."
* Eye Bone- "Stop looking at me!"
* Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "What is it waiting for?"
* Eye Bone (ashes)- "Don't worry. There will be more Chesters."
* Chester- "Annoying little monster. Has his uses, though."
* Rabbit- "I've been here too long- it actually looks tasty."
* Rabbit (held)- "Don't worry, rabbit. Everything is under control."
* Fireflies- "How pretty."
* Fireflies (held)- "I could squish them if I wanted to."
* Mandrake (planted)- "What a disturbing root."
* Mandrake (follower)- "Oh shut UP, will you?"
* Mandrake (dead)- "My ears are still ringing."
* Mandrake (cooked)- "It has lost a lot of its power."
* Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh. My head hurts."
====Reign of Giants====
* Glommer (normal and sleeping)- "A flying goop factory."
* Glommer's Flower- "Flower power."
* Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Flower power forever."
* Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "There's always another Glommer."
* Glommer's Wings- "They're sticky."
* Glommer's Goop- "Well, that's rank."
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Do you pick up what I'm laying down? Do you dig what I'm burying?"
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "I'll take that as a yes."
* Moleworm (held)- "End of the line."
====Shipwrecked====
* Bioluminescence- "Quite otherworldly, no?"
* Crabbit- "An edible crustacean."
* Shifting Sands- "The crabbit is hiding."
* Dogfish- "It smells like wet dog."
* Sharkitten- "A charming monstrosity."
* Fishbone (normal and Packim dead)- "I think I should hold onto it."
* Fishbone (ashes)- "A fine powder that smells of destruction."
* Packim Baggims- "His irritating appearance is tempered by his usefulness and willing servitude."
* Rainbow Jellyfish- "Hm. It's very fond of bioluminescence."
* Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "Such extraneous colors..."
* Parrot- "Hm. Colorful."
* Parrot Pirate- "Perhaps I can shut him up."
* Seagull- "It is loud and irritating."
* Seagull (in water)- "Rather uncivil."
* Toucan- "Colorful vermin."
* Cormorant- "Unlike me, it has no trouble surviving out here."
* Doydoy- "This sad creature has no hope of survival."
* Doydoy Nest- "What are their chances, you think?"
* Doydoy Feather- "It would look dashing tucked in a Sunday hat."
* Doydoy Egg- "Hmm, propagate a dying species or enjoy a light snack?"
* Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Whoops."
* Baby Doydoy- "Now there will be more of them."
* Wobster- "Now that looks like a proper meal."
* Fishermerm- "I have no quarrel with him."
====Hamlet====
* Banker- "A distinguished fellow. Relatively speaking."
* Banker (sleeping)- "I imagine those Banker's hours are exhausting."
* Beautician- "Such stunning beauty."
* Beautician (sleeping)- "She's definitely needs more beauty sleep." [sic]
* Collector- "You do have some interesting objects in here."
* Collector (sleeping)- "Lazy."
* Erudite- "A gal after my own heart."
* Erudite (sleeping)- "I hope you have nightmares."
* Farmer- "He smells of farming and hard labor."
* Farmer (sleeping)- "How can he sleep with the smell of manure everywhere?"
* Florist- "She tends to the flowers."
* Florist (sleeping)- "Not required to sleep in the flowerbeds, I see."
* Hatmaker- "I'm looking for something subtle, yet stylish."
* Hatmaker (sleeping)- "How pedestrian."
* Hunter- "I would like to peruse your deadliest weapons, please."
* Hunter (sleeping)- "An incredible inconvenience."
* Mayor Truffleston- "A man who understands the power of a tailored suit."
* Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "Those in power should sleep with one eye open."
* Miner- "He is absolutely covered in soot."
* Miner (sleeping)- "Typical layabout."
* Professor- "I better hurry this up, he looks like he could drop at any time."
* Professor (sleeping)- "Ugh."
* Pig Queen- "She does not smell particularly royal."
* Shopkeep- "That's the shopkeep."
* Shopkeep (sleeping)- "Am I supposed to attend to myself?." [sic]
* Usher- "A saccharine pig who likes his sweets."
* Usher (sleeping)- "A bunch of layabouts in this town."
* Worker- "That is no gentleman."
* Worker (sleeping)- "He should fix his lethargy."
* Kingfisher- "A rather generous mandible."
* Kingfisher (sleeping)- "Dormancy becomes it."
* Kingfisher (dead)- "Met its demise."
* Parrot- "Remarkable bird."
* Parrot (sleeping)- "Pining for the fjords, no doubt."
* Parrot (dead)- "Its metabolic processes are now history."
* Pigeon- "Filthy."
* Pigeon (sleeping)- "Enjoy your grimy slumber."
* Pigeon (dead)- "As filthy in death as it was in life."
* Dung Beetle- "What a filthy creature."
* Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "Sans dungball, I see."
* Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "The time is right to strike."
* Dung Beetle (dead)- "It has come to a feculent end."
* Glowfly- "Disgusting, but helpful."
* Glowfly (sleeping)- "That light is rather too lethargic."
* Glowfly (dead)- "Lights out."
* Glowfly (cocoon)- "Ah, metamorphosis..."
* Pangolden- "He has expensive tastes."
* Peagawk- "What a regal-looking beast."
* Peagawk (hiding)- "I've my suspicions about that bush."
* Peagawk (sleeping)- "It is eye-dol."
* Peagawk (dead)- "It's beauty has been snuffed out forever." [sic]
* Peagawk Plume- "What finery."
* Piko- "Shoo, vermin."
* Piko (sleeping)- "The pest is asleep."
* Piko (dead)- "It has been exterminated."
* Orange Piko- "How amusing."
* Thunderbird- "How dramatic."
* Thunder Feather- "I should stick it in a cap."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Snowbird- "You're new."
* Snowbird (held)- "Nothing up my sleeve..."
* Mandrake (cooked)- "Looks like I got the last meep."
* Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Do you dig it?"
* Moleworm (aboveground)- "I'll take that as a "yes"."
* Wobster- "I'd prefer it without the sharp, pinching claws."
* Grass Gekko- "I'm sure its tail grows back."
* Star-sky- "Better him in that bowl than me."
* Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "His spirit is free now."
* Hutch- "Stick your tongue in. You're getting slobber on my pantlegs."
* Canary- "How do these things keep getting into my world?"
* Canary (held)- "Bait."
* Canary (poisoned)- "You look atrocious."
* Saffron Feather- "Yellow is the color of naivety."
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "You're not a hellbeast are you? Nooo. Just misunderstood!"
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "It's happy with me, and I with it."
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "It's hungry. Why is it hungry?"
* Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "I think it's going to die!"
* Lavae Egg- "It's alive in there."
* Lavae Egg (cracked)- "I can say with pride that it is comfy and cozy."
* Lavae Egg (too cold)- "I knew I would make a terrible pa-pa."
* Lavae Tooth- "The lavae's baby tooth."
* Chilled Lavae- "It's no threat in this state."
* No-Eyed Deer- "Well it's certainly not deer to me."
* No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "What a staggering sight!"
* Deer Antler- "Filthy."
* Puffin- "It's a puffin."
* Puffin (held)- "I'm gonna turn you into puffin' stuff."
* Puffin (sleeping)- "Sleep is only a temporary escape."
* Carrat- "That carrot is revolting!"
* Carrat (held)- "You thought you could fool me?"
* Carrat (sleeping)- "I'm sure it is diseased."
* Carrat (dead)- "Disgusting."
* Moon Moth- "How wretchedly graceful."
* Moon Moth (held)- "You can't escape my villainous grasp!"
* Lunar Wobster- "They didn't look like that when I was in charge."
* Bulbous Lightbug- "Finally, a mutation that's actually useful."
* Dust Moth- "Hmph. Just stay away from my suit, pal."
* Friendly Fruit Fly- "As long as it tends to the garden I'll leave it be."
* Friendly Fruit Fly Fruit- "So this is all it takes to lead."
===Mobs - Tallbird family===
====Base Game====
* Tallbird- "These were a failed experiment."
* Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Well. That's tempting."
* Tallbird Nest (empty)- "It's made of dirty beefalo hair."
* Tallbird Egg- "Tallbirds are territorial because of these things."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg- "We've got a live one here."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "That tastes about as good as you'd expect."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Hot enough for ya?"
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "It's getting tepid."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left) "It's going to be a while."
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left) "Any moment now..."
* Smallbird- "What!? What do you want?"
* Smallbird (hungry)- "You want some food?"
* Smallbird (starving)- "He's so hungry!"
* Smallish Tallbird- "It's less cute now that it's grown up."
* Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "They sure do eat a lot."
* Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "A hungry beast is a dangerous beast."
* Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Have patience!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "That tasted about as good as you'd expect."
===Mobs - Bosses===
====Base Game====
* Treeguard (normal and lumpy)- "Disgusting creature!"
* Spider Queen- "Maybe I'll just get out of her way."
* Spiderhat- "Spiders have such malleable wills."
* Deerclops- "Even I am afraid of that guy."
* Deerclops Eyeball- "Deerclops are myopic."
* Ancient Guardian- "My my, the fuel has changed you."
* Guardian's Horn- "I'm sorry I had to do that, old friend."
====Reign of Giants====
* Bearger- "Take anything you want."
* Thick Fur- "This would make a nice rug."
* Moose/Goose- "It's definitely from the North, whatever it is."
* Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Ride the lightning, you big egg."
* Mosling- "That's a fluffy... thing."
* Down Feather- "I could use a pillow filled with these."
* Dragonfly- "A fiery fly."
* Scales- "Fiery."
* Lava Spit (hot)- "Spitfire."
* Lava Spit (cool)- "It's cold and dry now."
====Shipwrecked====
* Palm Treeguard- "Cease this nonsense."
* Quacken- "You will bow to me."
* Quacken Tentacle- "How dare you touch me?"
* Chest of the Depths- "Now for my reward."
* Quacken Beak- "Just look at the size of that thing."
* Sealnado- "I would rather not get sucked into that."
* Sealnado (failed attack)- "
* Sealnado (seal form)- "It's, uh... cute?"
* Turbine Blades- "It appears expertly engineered."
* Magic Seal- "I sense a powerful force within it."
* Tiger Shark- "Aptly named."
* Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Not something a gentleman handles without gloves."
* Shark Gills- "I suppose they're worth hanging on to."
====Hamlet====
* Pugalisk- "You're a little agitated."
* Snake Bone- "Oh, I like the look of this."
* Petrifying Bones- "Can't say I'm sad to see him dead."
* Pugalisk Skull- "How very macabre."
* Queen Womant- "A bit huffy."
* Royal Crown- "I was meant to be king."
* Ancient Herald- "Ah. The end is nigh."
* Dark Tatters- "A potent fragment of a shadowy figure."
* Large Iron Hulk- "So the technology CAN be brought back to life!"
* Infused Iron- "Hello... Let's see what I can make with this."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Treeguard (normal)- "Stop this ridiculous charade, beast."
* Deerclops- "Even I'm afraid of that guy."
* Deerclops Eyeball- "Deerclops are so myopic."
* Guardian's Horn- "A regrettable end, my old friend."
* Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Filthy."
* Bee Queen- "I didn't make that one! Really!"
* Bee Queen Crown- "Makes one feel like royalty."
* Klaus- "My, what a magnificently horrific creature."
* Stag Antler- "Magic has done things to this beast's horn."
* Antlion- "Have you no pride?"
* Antlion (happy)- "We've placated it for now."
* Antlion (upset)- "It's going to wreak havoc on my world."
* Desert Stone- "An impure orange gem."
* Desert Stone (active)- "The magic beckons!"
* Sand Spike- "That was quite impolite."
* Sand Castle- "Impressive."
* Glass Spike- "I hope I'm not so transparent."
* Glass Castle- "Not the castle I had in mind for myself."
* Toadstool Cap- "Pitiful. I'll make short work of that 'shroom."
* Toadstool Cap (hole)- "It's a dirt hole."
* Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "That looks filthy."
* Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "What an abomination!"
* Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "It is coursing with fungal power!"
* Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "I don't like how much magic is collecting in that."
* Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "It's gonna blow!"
* Shroom Skin- "I hope the warts are not contagious."
* Reanimated Skeleton- "There is no limit to the power of shadows."
* Ancient Fuelweaver- "The Atrium's power restored his mind."
* Woven Shadow- "A being of living fuel."
* Bone Armor- "Like all things, it craves the fuel."
* Bone Helm- "A most tragic and unfitting end."
* Shadow Thurible- "Curious. It smells like roses."
* Malbatross- "I've no desire to do battle with that thing."
* Malbatross Feather- "This would be a nice feather in my cap."
* Malbatross Bill- "Ugh, I don't want to touch that."
* Crab King- "Say, pal, why don't we try to work this out?"
* Crab King (inert)- "I suppose we can't just leave well enough alone, can we?"
* Imposing Claw- "Best to avoid that."
* Cracked Pearl- "Ah. I thought I'd run out of people to disappoint."
* Lord of the Fruit Flies- "Hmph, they let just anyone be a lord these days."
* Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "It seems our actions have been noticed."
* Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Something doesn't feel right..."
* Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "It toys with us."
* Moonglass Spike- "It's trying to ensnare us."
* Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Come on now. You're not fooling anyone."
* Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "At last you reveal your true self."
* Enlightening Snare- "I'd do well to avoid those."
* Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "This power, it feels like... but it couldn't be..."
* Defeated Celestial Champion- "I don't know what to believe. All this time, I thought that They were..."
* Enlightened Crown- "It makes me uneasy... but I can't deny its power."
* Enlightened Crown Shard- "Even shattered, it holds power."
* Eye of Terror- "Don't look at me, it's definitely not one of mine."
* Twins of Terror- "Ah. Just what we needed, a fresh pair of eyes..."
* Eye Mask- "How deliciously macabre."
* Shield of Terror- "At least dealing with that monstrosity was good for something."
===Mobs - Other===
====Base Game====
* Maxwell- "Looking good!"
* Pig King- "That's a man with his priorities in order!"
* Wes (trapped)- "He displeased me."
* Abigail- "Why won't these mortals just stay dead?"
====Reign of Giants====
* Bigfoot- "Now that is surely fuel for nightmares."
====Shipwrecked====
* Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Well I suppose there's no sending you back now."
* Yaarctopus- "Perhaps I could use his generosity to my advantage."
====Hamlet====
* Maxameleon- "He's new."
* BFB (head)- "Its got its head in the clouds."
* BFB (leg)- "This is why good foot hygiene is important."
* BFB (tail)- "Hate to see the end of that."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Crabby Hermit/Pearl- "I have better things to do than being berated by an old crab."
* Pearl's Pearl- "It's... strange to be so trusted."
* Gestalt- "It communes with us through them."
* Greater Gestalt- "I think it would be best to keep my distance."
* Pipspook- "I'm so sorry."
* Royal-In-Progress- "Kings are easily made around here."
* King of the Merms- "A crown can be a heavy burden..."
* Woby (small)- "She slobbers..."
* Woby (big)- "I'd rather not get hair all over my suit."
* Grainy Transmission- "What is he up to now?"
=== Other Players (only) ===
==== Wilson ====
* Generic- "Err, greetings, Mr %s."
* Attacker- "You're going off the deep end, pal."
* Murderer- "Our truce ends here, murderer!"
* Reviver- "%s is a real pal..."
* Ghost- "Are you certain you wish to return to this world, %s?"
* Firestarter- "The fire is supposed to go in the pit, Higgsbury."
==== Willow ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Ms %s."
* Attacker- "%s is not my ally..."
* Murderer- "Murderous fiend! Taste my wrath!"
* Reviver- "%s has bent reality to her fiery will."
* Ghost- "We will require a heart to bring you back, %s."
* Firestarter- "She's a firestarter. And a twisted one, at that."
==== Wolfgang ====
* Generic- "Good day to you, Mr %s."
* Attacker- "The strongman %s seems a little unhinged."
* Murderer- "Murderous fiend! Behold my power!"
* Reviver- "%s tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Ghost- "Let's find a heart, %s. I'll prepare my incantations."
* Firestarter- "Did you intend to burn that, %s?"
==== Wendy ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Ms %s. How are you?"
* Attacker- "%s has been corrupted..."
* Murderer- "Don't think I'll hesitate, murderous fiend!"
* Reviver- "%s is a true death defier."
* Ghost- "%s's looking a little too much like her sister. Needs a heart."
* Firestarter- "Don't play with fire, Ms. %s."
==== WX-78 ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mx %s."
* Attacker- "If you're going to attack, at least finish the job!"
* Murderer- "Murderous fiend! This will be your destruction!"
* Reviver- "%s never did respect human mortality."
* Ghost- "A shame about your death, %s. You were the only one I half-liked."
* Firestarter- "Mx. %s is finally making good on their promise of mayhem."
==== Wickerbottom ====
* Generic- "Good day, Ms %s."
* Attacker- "%s is withholding information..."
* Murderer- "Do not start fights you cannot win!"
* Reviver- "%s has excellent command of the dark arts."
* Ghost- "You know the price of revival as well as I do, %s."
* Firestarter- "Never pinned you for the wanton destruction type, Ms."
==== Woodie ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mr %s."
* Attacker- "%s is going against the grain..."
* Murderer- "Fiend! Time to make like a tree...!"
* Reviver- "%s seems very in touch with the spirits of the forest."
* Ghost- "That blockhead could use a heart."
* Werebeaver- "Ha! What a delightful curse."
* Ghost Werebeaver- "Yew don't look so wood."
* Weremoose- "Wonderful. A screw-loose moose."
* Ghost Weremoose- "I'll leave you to you moose-ings while I seek out a heart." [sic]
* Weregoose- "Not the most dignified form you've taken."
* Ghost Weregoose- "It seems you've run a-fowl of something, pal."
* Firestarter- "Is it wise to be starting fires, given your predilections?"
==== Wes ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mr %s."
* Attacker- "%s is giving me the creeps..."
* Murderer- "Murderous fiend! You cannot escape!"
* Reviver- "%s is an effective ally."
* Ghost- "I could get you a heart, %s... for a price."
* Firestarter- "Stop burning things, mime."
==== Maxwell ====
* Generic- "What a dapper fellow!"
* Attacker- "I know that look, %s. What are you up to?"
* Murderer- "Old habits die hard... and so will you!"
* Reviver- "Trust only yourself, hey %s?"
* Ghost- "I'll have to pay in blood to bring you back, %s."
* Firestarter- "Do not blow this for us, %s."
==== Wigfrid ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Ms %s."
* Attacker- "What's %s's motivation?"
* Murderer- "Bloodthirsty warrior! This ends now!"
* Reviver- "%s has excellent command of the spirit realm."
* Ghost- "Do you desire a heart, %s?"
* Firestarter- "The next fire you start will be a funeral pyre."
==== Webber ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mr %s."
* Attacker- "%s is looking a downright feral..."
* Murderer- "So, %s, you're a monster after all!"
* Reviver- "This child, %s, doesn't have a mean bone in his body."
* Ghost- "Looks like you got squashed, %s."
* Firestarter- "Like a moth to flame. Or a spider, maybe."
==== Winona ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Ms. %s."
* Attacker- "%s has been roughhousing like a commoner."
* Murderer- "You've engineered your own demise!"
* Reviver- "%s expertly uses all tools at her disposal."
* Ghost- "My, you're looking spirited today, %s."
* Firestarter- "You were the last one I expected to start fires, %s."
==== Wortox ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
* Attacker- "Do not make me bind you with magic, imp."
* Murderer- "Enough is enough! Prepare to be banished, imp!"
* Reviver- "Hm. I'll allow you to stay on this plane awhile longer."
* Ghost- "Serves you right, meddling imp."
* Firestarter- "Do I smell fire and brimstone?"
==== Wormwood ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
* Attacker- "It's time you make like a tree and leaf."
* Murderer- "Don't worry, %s. I'll make it a clear cut."
* Reviver- "I suppose he has his uses."
* Ghost- "What a shame. Now I'll never know what that gem does."
* Firestarter- "%s has been starting fires, now hasn't he?"
==== Warly ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
* Attacker- "%s seems out of sorts today."
* Murderer- "Eat this!"
* Reviver- "Thank-you for the assistance, %s."
* Ghost- "Oh, what a shame."
* Firestarter- "%s's started some suspicious fires recently."
==== Wurt ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Miss %s."
* Attacker- "This is no time for childishness!"
* Murderer- "%s has revealed her true nature!"
* Reviver- "Ah, thank you, %s."
* Ghost- "Oh dear, whatever will become of your kingdom now?"
* Firestarter- "Who left the tiny green demon unsupervised?!"
==== Walter ====
* Generic- "Greetings, Mr. %s."
* Attacker- "I do not wish to quarrel!"
* Murderer- "Interesting, %s. I didn't think you had it in you."
* Reviver- "I'm afraid I can't give you a badge, only my thanks."
* Ghost- "Perhaps you can add this to your roster of ghost stories."
* Firestarter- "Wasn't it you who was railing on about fire safety?"
==== Wanda ====
* Generic- "Good day, Ms. %s."
* Attacker- "Did someone tick you off, %s?"
* Murderer- "Murderous fiend! I'll show you true power!"
* Reviver- "Your assistance was quite timely, %s."
* Ghost- "Time finally caught up to you, did it?"
* Firestarter- "Far be it for me to question your methods, %s."
==== Wonkey ====
* Generic- "What are you looking at, ape?"
* Attacker- "That ape is a menace."
* Murderer- "It's high time I put that creature down."
* Reviver- "At least the ape appears to be well trained."
* Ghost- "What a shame."
* Firestarter- "Who allowed the ape to play with fire?!"
==== Other (Mod Characters) ====
* Generic- "Greetings, %s."
* Attacker- "%s seems untrustworthy..."
* Murderer- "Murderous fiend! I'll stop at nothing!"
* Reviver- "%s tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Ghost- "%s needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Firestarter- "%s has been lighting fires."
===Food - Meats===
====Base Game====
* Egg- "I like to think of it as baby bird prison."
* Egg (cooked)- "Sunny side up."
* Meat- "I'm used to much finer fare."
* Cooked Meat- "It smells less like barnyard, now."
* Jerky (all kinds)- "My teeth are getting too old for this."
* Morsel- "This is barely a mouthful."
* Cooked Morsel- "Well, at least it's not moving any more."
* Monster Meat- "How revolting."
* Cooked Monster Meat- "I'll eat it if I have to."
* Leafy Meat- "A feeble attempt to trick the weaker minded."
* Cooked Leafy Meat- "The heat has made this a suitable meal."
* Drumstick- "It tastes strangely like berries."
* Fried Drumstick- "Still tastes like berries."
* Fish- "Fresh from the murky depths."
* Cooked Fish- "It still stinks."
* Eel- "They only exist in the depths."
* Cooked Eel- "It will have to do."
* Koalefant Trunk- "Full of summer mucus."
* Winter Koalefant Trunk- "The trunk thickens in the winter to hold more mucus."
* Koalefant Trunk Steak- "At least the mucus burned off."
* Fried Tallbird Egg- "It tastes like broken dreams."
* Frog Legs- "Muscular."
* Cooked Frog Legs- "Stringy."
* Batilisk Wing- "I'm not eating that."
* Cooked Batilisk Wing- "I'm still not eating that."
====Shipwrecked====
* Dead Dogfish- "Stay."
* Dead Swordfish- "Perhaps it should have taken more fencing lessons."
* Tropical Fish- "It belongs on a skewer."
* Dead Jellyfish- "I like it better dead."
* Cooked Jellyfish- "It will do, I suppose."
* Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "That one's not getting back up."
* Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "Done, like dinner."
* Dried Jellyfish- "I actually don't mind this?"
* Raw Fish- "Could use a touch of fire."
* "Ballphin Free" Tuna- "Fish is presumably contained inside."
* Fish Steak- "It still stinks."
* Fish Morsel- "Have I been reduced to this?"
* Cooked Fish Morsel- "...Bottoms up."
* Limpets- "Slimy and vaguely ingestible."
* Cooked Limpets- "A delicacy? Really?"
* Mussel- "They're a delicacy somewhere."
* Cooked Mussel- "Looks to be less of a health hazard now."
* Roe- "Raw fish eggs. Fantastic."
* Cooked Roe- "The fish eggs are cooked now."
* Neon Quattro- "Don't you ever blink?"
* Cooked Neon Quattro- "Don't worry, there's plenty of them in the sea."
* Pierrot Fish- "Delightfully pinstriped."
* Cooked Pierrot Fish- "I'll be picking bones out of my teeth for weeks."
* Purple Grouper- "Truly an ugly creature."
* Cooked Purple Grouper- "Purple on the outside, pink in the middle."
* Shark Fin- "A trophy from a most excellent kill."
* Dead Wobster- "Excellent."
* Delicious Wobster- "I forgot my bib."
* Fried Doydoy Egg- "A light snack is always the best option."
* Bile-Covered Slop- "Rather disgusting."
* Dragoon Heart- "Hearts only bring pain anyway."
====Hamlet====
* Poison Dartfrog Legs- "A delicacy, were it not poisoned."
* Cooked Dartfrog Legs- "Shall I risk it?"
* Gummy Slug- "Loathsome."
* Cooked Gummy Slug- "Ugh!"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cooked Monster Meat- "It's still filthy."
* Eel- "It slithers all the way down."
* Cooked Eel- "Still rather grotesque."
* Raw Fish- "Ugh, it's still twitching."
* Fish Steak- "Bland... but acceptable."
* Fish Morsel- "I'm reduced to scavenging scraps."
* Cooked Fish Morsel- "That was barely an appetizer."
* Runty Guppy- "This was barely worth my time."
* Needlenosed Squirt- "Hardly bigger than a minnow."
* Bitty Baitfish- "I was hoping for something bigger."
* Smolt Fry- "Just a cold fish."
* Popperfish- "Its smell oddly reminds me of the theater house..."
* Fallounder- "What an ugly thing."
* Bloomfin Tuna- "It seems more plant than fish."
* Scorching Sunfish- "The sunfish! It burns!"
* Spittlefish- "How vulgar."
* Mudfish- "It looks positively revolting."
* Deep Bass- "It has a rather unsettling stare."
* Dandy Lionfish- "I'd best take care to avoid those spines."
* Black Catfish- "I'm not sure it was worth the effort."
* Corn Cod- "What an odd creature."
* Ice Bream- "Stay frosty, pal."
* Sweetish Fish- "It seems we share an appreciation for figs."
* Barnacles- "I wish they were oysters."
* Cooked Barnacles- "It's an acquired taste."
* Naked Nostrils- "It smells."
* Charred Nostrils- "The things I must do to survive..."
===Food - Fruits===
====Base Game====
* Berries- "Sigh. If I have to."
* Cave Banana- "Like ashes in my mouth."
* Cooked Cave Banana- "Even worse than raw."
* Dragon Fruit- "Exotic and delicious."
* Durian- "It's an acquired taste."
* Pomegranate- "Usually I'd get someone to seed this for me."
* Berries, Dragon Fruit, Durian, and Pomegranate (cooked)- "A little more refined, at least."
====Reign of Giants====
* Watermelon- "It's mostly water. Fibrous, sweet water."
* Grilled Watermelon- "Grillermelon."
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana- "Like ashes in my mouth."
* Cooked Banana- "Even worse than raw."
* Coconut- "Could do considerable damage to a person's noggin."
* Halved Coconut- "Its juicy interior is revealed."
* Roasted Coconut- "It will last me for now."
* Coffee Beans- "It's strange to see them this color."
* Roasted Coffee Beans- "Better than raw, but is there another way to prepare them?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Cave Banana- "Ashes in one's mouth."
* Lesser Glow Berry- "This one isn't very good."
* Juicy Berries- "Delightfully sweet with a subtle hint of tartness."
* Roasted Juicy Berries- "They're quite delicious, actually."
* Fig- "A fruit for more refined tastes."
* Cooked Fig- "Quite decadent."
===Food - Vegetables===
====Base Game====
* Carrot- "I'm not a fan of vegetables."
* Corn- "High in fructose."
* Pumpkin- "Hallowe'en was always my favorite."
* Eggplant- "Just another boring plant."
* Corn, Carrot, Pumpkin, and Eggplant (cooked)- "A little more refined, at least."
* Red Cap- "I forget what this one does."
* Cooked Red Cap- "Kind of bitter."
* Green Cap- "I should eat it."
* Cooked Green Cap- "Salty!"
* Blue Cap- "What could go wrong?"
* Cooked Blue Cap- "Umami!"
* Glow Berry- "What a neat trick."
* Lichen- "Dry, crumbly, sustaining."
====Reign of Giants====
* Cactus Flesh- "It would be unwise to put that in my mouth."
* Cooked Cactus Flesh- "Cactus comestible."
* Cactus Flower- "This part of the cactus is always nice."
====Shipwrecked====
* Seaweed- "Sea garbage."
* Roasted Seaweed- "I'm loathe to eat this." [sic]
* Dried Seaweed- "Ugh."
* Sweet Potato (planted)- "I've eaten worse things. Much worse."
* Sweet Potato- "Ready for cooking."
* Cooked Sweet Potato- "Storebought just doesn't taste the same."
====Hamlet====
* Aloe (raw and cooked)- "I should eat it."
* Asparagus- "We must always eat our vegetables."
* Cooked Asparagus- "Smells terrible."
* Bean Bugs- "Excitable little creatures, aren't they?"
* Cooked Bean Bugs- "Am I really this desperate for food?"
* Lotus Flower- "I prefer blooms of a darker shade."
* Cooked Lotus Root- "
* Nettle- "Useful."
* Radish- "A reddish radish."
* Cooked Radish- "It's at least halfway appetizing."
* Tuber- "Looks unripe."
* Fried Tuber- "Ugh. Should I even eat this?"
* Blooming Tuber- "At least it's edible."
* Fried Blooming Tuber- "Looks... edible?"
====Don't Starve Together====
* Kelp Fronds- "Can I eat something that's not slimy for once?"
* Cooked Kelp Fronds- "This was not an improvement."
* Dried Kelp Fronds- "Sadly, I've eaten worse out here."
* Stone Fruit- "I'd rather not shatter my teeth on that."
* Ripe Stone Fruit- "It's ripe enough to eat now."
* Cooked Stone Fruit- "It looks almost appetizing."
* Garlic- "I suppose that's why there are no vampires around."
* Roasted Garlic- "I wonder if it still wards away the undead."
* Onion- "It's a pungent onion."
* Roasted Onion- "Take that, onion."
* Pepper- "Looks like the spicy kind."
* Roasted Pepper- "Slightly more exciting than the usual vegetable."
* Potato- "It is in the nightshade family, you know."
* Roasted Potato- "The potato may be eaten now."
* Toma Root- "It's a red, red tomato."
* Roasted Toma Root- "It's a red, red roasted tomato."
* Moon Shroom- "Strange, my eyelids are getting heavy just looking at it."
* Cooked Moon Shroom- "Odd, but not unpleasant."
* Fire Nettle Fronds- "Blasted nettles!"
* Forget-Me-Lots- "Nothing but a common weed."
* Tillweeds- "Nuisance."
===Food - Crock Pot===
====Base Game====
* Bacon and Eggs- "Now that is a proper breakfast."
* Butter Muffin- "That should stop its incessant flapping."
* Dragonpie- "Simply exquisite."
* Fishsticks- "These should tide me over."
* Fish Tacos- "Cooked fish in a crunchy shell."
* Fist Full of Jam- "It's soiled my good gloves."
* Froggle Bunwich- "Has a bit of a kick to it."
* Fruit Medley- "This would pair great with a simple cheese plate."
* Honey Ham- "Tender."
* Honey Nuggets- "These look childish, but they're delicious."
* Kabobs- "Cooked to perfection."
* Mandrake Soup- "There'll be no more crying out of you."
* Meatballs- "My compliments to the chef!"
* Meaty Stew- "Leave no scrap unused."
* Monster Lasagna- "It would be unwise to ingest this."
* Pierogi- "I made it, so you know it's good."
* Powdercake- "What foul product of science is this?"
* Pumpkin Cookie- "It's been eons since I had a good biscuit."
* Ratatouille- "Roughage."
* Stuffed Eggplant- "A meal fit for a king... or at least someone with a throne."
* Taffy- "It's almost entirely sugar."
* Turkey Dinner- "How festive."
* Unagi- "It will have to do."
* Waffles- "An excellent start to the morning. Or evening."
* Wet Goop- "How uncultured."
====Reign of Giants====
* Flower Salad- "Leafy goodness."
* Guacamole- "There's a mole in the mix."
* Ice Cream- "Sundae, sundae, sundae!"
* Melonsicle- "The case is cold on the melon."
* Spicy Chili- "Hot as heck!"
* Trail Mix- "Nuts and berries. No bolts."
====Shipwrecked====
* Banana Pop- "Hm.. I don't know what I was expecting."
* Bisque- "Excellent food, but the ambiance could be improved."
* California Roll- "We meet again, crabbit."
* Ceviche- "A delightful, cultured dish."
* Coffee- "I look forward to this."
* Jelly-O Pop- "Hm... I don't think this meshes well with my cultivated look."
* Lobster Bisque- "Ah, I do enjoy the finer things."
* Lobster Dinner- "And here I forgot my bib."
* Seafood Gumbo- "It looks passable."
* Shark Fin Soup- "My refined palate relishes the taste of endangerment."
* Surf 'n' Turf- "A very balanced meal, I suppose."
* Fresh Fruit Crepes- "Deserves to be eaten with fine silverware. Sadly, I've just my hands."
* Monster Tartare- "It's less than appetizing."
* Mussel Bouillabaise- "I truly look forward to a full meal."
* Sweet Potato Souffle- "Why, this looks halfway palatable!"
* Caviar- "A meal fitting of my stature."
* Tropical Bouillabaisse- "Hm... Needs more fish."
====Hamlet====
* Asparagus Soup- "I suppose you can make soup from anything."
* Feijoada- "Am I hungry enough for this?"
* Gummy Cake- "Cake with the texture of tar."
* Hard Shell Tacos- "At least the shells are fresh."
* Iced Tea- "Refreshing."
* Nettle Rolls- "Innocuous inoculation."
* Snake Bone Soup- "It's a rather weak broth."
* Spicy Vegetable Stinger- "I do enjoy a drink."
* Steamed Ham Sandwich- "They're obviously grilled."
* Tea- "A spot of tea."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Fruit Medley- "This would be great with a simple cheese plate."
* Pierogi- "They look superb."
* Powdercake- "What foul manifestation of evil is this?"
* Jellybeans- "I think there's seventeen in there."
* Bone Bouillon- "It's hearty and filling."
* Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "I'll permit him to stay so long as he keeps cooking."
* Fish Cordon Bleu- "At the end of the day, it's still frog."
* Asparagazpacho- "It smells much nicer going in than coming back out."
* Glow Berry Mousse- "What a nice change it is to know someone who cooks."
* Creamy Potato Purée- "I do love mashed potatoes."
* Moqueca- "I've never had it before."
* Grim Galette- "I'm going to have dreams about this pie nightmare."
* Stuffed Pepper Poppers- "Pops right into my mouth!"
* Puffed Potato Soufflé- "It's so delicate."
* Fancy Spiralled Tubers- "What an odd way to serve potatoes."
* Salsa Fresca- "A bit spicy for my delicate palate."
* Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Just because I'm old doesn't mean I like gelatin."
* Barnacle Pita- "I suppose I'll eat it if there's nothing else."
* Barnacle Nigiri- "At least it's an attempt at sophistication."
* Barnacle Linguine- "It's surprisingly delicious."
* Stuffed Fish Heads- "I suppose anything is "food" now."
* Leafy Meatloaf- "Exceptionally mediocre."
* Veggie Burger- "How pedestrian."
* Jelly Salad- "I appreciate the attempt at presentation."
* Beefy Greens- "This seems suspect."
* Mushy Cake- "I suppose I've eaten worse."
* Soothing Tea- "I can't even remember the last time I had a decent cup of tea."
* Figatoni- "Exquisite."
* Figkabab- "Pleasantly sweet."
* Fig-Stuffed Trunk- "I hope it was well cleaned before we stuffed the figs inside."
* Figgy Frogwich- "This recipe has legs."
* Bunny Stew- "Good until the last hop."
* Frozen Banana Daiquiri‎- "There are better beverages to make."
===Food - Other===
====Base Game====
* Seeds- "I suppose these won't plant themselves."
* Seeds (specific)- "This labour is beneath me."
* Toasted Seeds- "I broiled the life out of 'em."
* Honey- "Sticky and sweet."
* Butterfly Wings- "Ha ha ha. I got him!"
* Butter- "Some puns are irresistible."
* Rot- "That used to be food until I wasted it."
* Rotten Egg- "Disgusting. Why am I carrying this around?"
* Phlegm- "I need to put on gloves for this."
====Reign of Giants====
* Roasted Birchnut- "Over an open fire."
* Electric Milk- "It's charged with nutrients."
* Watermelon Seeds- "I could probably plant these."
====Shipwrecked====
* Blubber- "I believe I can... eat it."
* Brainy Matter- "Now I can harness its thoughtpower for myself."
* Sweet Potato Seeds- "Perhaps something will grow if I shove these in the ground."
====Hamlet====
* Clippings- "I suppose I'm the domestic help now."
* Cooked Seed Pod- "I'll eat it but I won't like it."
* Flytrap Stalk- "All stalk and no action."
* Nectar- "Needs a suitable container to be turned into honey."
* Magic Water- "What an invigorating little seed."
* Aloe, Asparagus, and Radish Seeds- "Such labor is beneath me."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Seeds (specific)- "Such labor is beneath me."
* Toasted Seeds- "Broiled the life out of 'em."
* Rotten Egg- "Disgusting. Why keep this around?"
* Royal Jelly- "Unsettlingly wobbly."
* Moon Moth Wings- "What am I supposed to do with these?"
* Garlic, Onion, Pepper, Potato, and Toma Root Seeds- "Am I supposed to plant these?"
* Milky Whites- "Nauseating. It must still contain some evil energy."
===Misc Items===
====Base Game====
* Blueprint- "I know all about that. I just forgot."
* Gears- "My pets! What has become of you?"
* Ashes- "A fine powder that smells of destruction."
* Ashes of item- "My trip through the portal made it unrecognizable."
* Red Gem- "Red brings fire."
* Blue Gem- "Blue brings ice."
* Yellow Gem- "I can feel the magic in this."
* Green Gem- "The nightmare fuel will unlock its true potential."
* Orange Gem- "This will be quite powerful with some fuel."
* Beard Hair- "Hirsute."
* Manure- "It's the way of all mortal life."
* Guano- "Disgusting!"
* Melty Marbles- "These must have been heated to an incredible temperature."
* Fake Kazoo- "This was important to someone once."
* Gord's Knot- "A tangled mess. Like life."
* Gnome- "Don't look at me like that."
* Tiny Rocketship- "A toy for a child's mind."
* Frazzled Wires- "Just useless old wires."
* Ball and Cup- "Not something a grown man should be caught playing with."
* Hardened Rubber Bung- "I'd prefer a pocketwatch on a chain."
* Mismatched Buttons- "My suits don't deserve to be defaced with these tacky atrocities."
* Second-hand Dentures- "These are gross, and that's the tooth."
* Lying Robot- "I'm not listening."
* Dessicated Tentacle- "I’m not touching that without several pairs of gloves."
* Codex Umbra- "I'm so sorry Charlie."
* Codex Umbra (Not enough fuel)- "I need some nightmare fuel."
* Codex Umbra (Not enough sanity)- "I have a headache!"
* Dwarf Star- "That should chase the shadows away."
====Reign of Giants====
* Webber's Skull- "Don't think you'll be able to escape that easily."
* Bone Shards- "Grind them bones."
* Old Bell Blueprint- "Never sell your sole for forbidden knowledge."
====Shipwrecked====
* Venom Gland- "Could this be the cure?"
* Dubloons- "The clinking sound when they rub together is intensely satisfying."
* Hail- "Slightly chilly."
* Message in a Bottle- "What's this primitive communication?"
* Spoiled Fish- "I believe I should dispose of this."
* Snake Oil- "Perhaps I could turn a profit with this."
* Harpoon- "How barbaric."
* Trident- "A fork fit for ocean royalty."
* Peg Leg- "Good for whacking."
* Orange Soda- "A welcome change from seawater."
* Voodoo Doll- "This seems like bad voodoo."
* Ukulele- "It only has four strings."
* License Plate- "Letters and numbers... some sort of secret code?"
* Ancient Vase- "A little superglue and it would make a lovely centerpiece."
* Brain Cloud Pill- "Neither red nor blue."
* Wine Bottle Candle- "Looks like something one would find at a backwater flea market."
* Broken AAC Device- "It's not communicating with anyone now."
* One True Earring- "I would look quite dashing in it, were my ear pierced."
* Old Boot- "It was probably hideous before soaking in bilgewater."
* Sextant- "Exactly what it looks like. Err... What does it look like?"
* Toy Boat- "Might be nice in a hot bath..."
* Soaked Candle- "It has no apparent function."
* Sea Worther- "An advanced little gadget."
* Iron Key- "Just common iron."
* Bone Key- "Brittle."
* Golden Key- "A key of fine gold."
* Tarnished Crown- "The inside is filthy."
====Hamlet====
* Oinc- "Petty change."
* Tenpiece Oinc- "What use have I for coin out here?"
* Centapiece Oinc- "Finally some reasonable pocket change."
* Executive Hammer- "Destructive. I like it."
* Lost Idol- "Someone might desire this."
* Lost Totem- "This might catch a pretty penny."
* Relic Fragment- "Where's the rest of the face?"
* The Blue Sow- "Looks regal."
* The Jeweled Truffle- "It's absurd what passes as valuable around here."
* Pherostone- "Now I can control those insects."
* Alloy- "Durable."
* Chitin- "We all have our defenses."
* Stalking Stick- "Much easier on my knees."
* Deed of home ownership- "Finally a roof over my head."
* Regal Scepter- "I shall be a great leader."
* Royal Gallery Key- "This seems rather ornate."
* Key to the City- "Building a city is a step down for me."
* Queen Malfalfa- "Why would I want this horrible looking thing?"
* Post Card of the Royal Palace- "A keepsake for the Boar-geoisie."
* Can of Silly String- "Really. Is that necessary?"
* Noxious Cloud- "That'll keep those bugs away."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Blueprint- "I know all about that. I... just forgot."
* Yellow Gem- "I can sense magic in it."
* Green Gem- "Only the nightmare fuel will unlock its true potential."
* Fake Kazoo- "A complete and utter fraud..."
* Frazzled Wires- "I might hide those in WX-78's bedroll if I get bored."
* Second-hand Dentures- "Is that a crack about my age?"
* Webber's Skull- "Reminds me of the good ol' days."
* Spoiled Fish- "How vile."
*Codex Umbra- "The show must go on."
* Abigail's Flower (held)- "Hm? What a familiar presence."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "I can sense strong magic within it."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "This enchantment is not of my doing."
* Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "Whatever it is will be arriving soon."
* Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I should quit toying with this now."
* Abigail's Flower (ready)- "It demands a sacrifice."
* Lucy the Axe- "Ah. How have you been, Lucy?"
* Blueprint (rare)- "A rare blueprint, indeed."
* Fur Tuft- "Not enough for a rug."
* Sketch- "I'll need somewhere to sculpt it."
* Advert- "What forbidden fishing knowledge do you hold?"
* Ancient Key- "It's strange to see it."
* Shadow Atrium- "A pulse of malice and betrayal beats within."
* Gnomette- "Don't look at me like that."
* Leaky Teacup- "Perhaps I'll invite Ms. Wickerbottom for a nice mandrake tea."
* White and Black Bishop- "Charlie was the only one who ever kept me in check."
* Bent Spork- "The product of a very immature magician, perhaps."
* Toy Trojan Horse- "A metaphor, perhaps."
* Unbalanced Top- "Admittedly, it's difficult to maintain balance when you're on top."
* Back Scratcher- "Eliminates the need for the phrase "You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.""
* Beaten Beater- "I know when I've been beaten."
* Frayed Yarn- "The monster child gets tangled in this frequently."
* Shoe Horn- "I was looking for that."
* White and Black Knight- "Not a pawn, but still a minion."
* Lucky Cat Jar- "It's been beheaded."
* Air Unfreshener- "The strongman's wardrobe is filled to the brim with these, judging from the odor."
* Potato Cup- "This was important to one very specific person once."
* White and Black Rook- "It is still beholden to the king."
* Wire Hanger- "Finally. My suits were getting wrinkles. Wrinkles!"
* Blue Moonlens- "That reminds me, I must practice my cold glare tonight!"
* Green Moonlens- "It's useful for keeping in contact with my... acquaintances."
* Red Moonlens- "Its aura can be felt from anywhere. Quite useful."
* Orange Moonlens- "I have a feeling of being watched, even from a considerable distance away."
* Purple Moonlens- "A decent enough use of the gem's power, I suppose."
* Yellow Moonlens- "A conveniently color-coded place marker."
* Iridescent Gem- "A sizable magic gem."
* Moon Caller's Staff- "The charge has made it incredibly powerful."
* Polar Light- "An impressively condensed point of freezing magic."
* Beach Toy- "I'll cross it off my bucket list."
* Crumpled Package- "There's something inside it."
* Lost Toy- "I'd better leave that be."
* Mourning Glory- "I hope they found peace."
* Message in a Bottle- "Someone sensibly bottled up their feelings and tossed them out to sea."
* Empty Bottle- "It's empty inside."
* Bundle of Thanks- "How... quaint."
* Shell Bell Bundle- "Nautical decor was never my style."
* Tackle Box- "Can I really even call it a "box"?"
* Spectackler Box- "Not the most refined design, but it's functional."
* Fish Food- "Say, that chum doesn't look so good."
* Amberosia- "I'll pass."
* Milkmade Hat- "Do I have no dignity left?"
* Compost- "I'd rather not get my hands dirty."
* Terrarium- "My, this is some strange magic, even for me."
* Terrarium (corrupted)- "The fuel has taken hold."
* Terrarium (activated)- "Its power is coalescing."
* Terrarium (summoning)- "Just what manner of magic is this?!"
* Terrarium (dormant)- "I'd bet it was that insufferable imp who brought it here."
* Terrarium (no boss setting)- "Let it stay banished."
===Adventure Mode===
====Base Game====
* Divining Rod (in starting base)- "The portals lead to the next rod."
* Divining Rod- "I can use this to find my missing parts."
* Divining Rod (cold)- "Mostly just background noise."
* Divining Rod (warm)- "This is the right direction."
* Divining Rod (warmer)- "I should keep my eyes peeled."
* Divining Rod (hot)- "It must be right under my nose!"
* Divining Rod Holder- "It's the starting mechanism."
* Divining Rod Holder (ready to unlock)- "I need to insert the divining rod."
* Divining Rod Holder (unlocked)- "Progress!"
* Maxwell's Door- "So that's where I left that thing!"
* Maxwell's Phonograph- "That accursed thing!"
* Maxwell's Light- "Aw, it remembers me."
* Maxwell Statue- "Now that's a fine statue."
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'm sure I had my reasons when I placed this."
* Sick Worm Hole- "It looks ill."
* Nightmare Lock- "It keeps the master in the chair."
* Nightmare Throne- "It's less painful than it looks. Barely."
* Male Character on Nightmare Throne- "Better him than me."
* Female Character on Nightmare Throne- "Better her than me."
* Other Character on Nightmare Throne- "Better it than me."
==== Don't Starve Together ====
* Maxwell Statue- "It seems silly now..."
* Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'm... sure I had my reasons when I placed this."
===Announcements===
====Base Game====
* Generic- "You tell me."
* Failed Adventure Mode- "I of all people should be able to do this."
* Freedom- "Freedom, at last!"
* Freezing- "My heart grows cold."
* Battlecry- "To arms!"
* Battlecry (prey)- "You look tasty!"
* Battlecry (Pig)- "Brains over brawn!"
* Battlecry (Spider)- "I'll not be made a fool of!"
* Battlecry (Spider Warrior)- "You've forced my hand!"
* Leaving combat- "And stay away!"
* Leaving combat (prey)- "You're not worth my time!"
* Leaving combat (Pig)- "Next time, pig!"
* Leaving combat (Spider)- "I won't be made a fool of... next time!"
* Leaving combat (Spider Warrior)- "Next time the gloves come off!"
* Activated a Bee Mine- "Killing me won't bring back your honey!"
* Dusk- "It'll be dark soon. Charlie will be waking up."
* Entering darkness- "It's dark! I can't see!"
* Entering light- "The light is back."
* Doing things in the dark- "I can't see in the dark!"
* Failed to do something- "That didn't work."
* Failed to craft something- "Er... I can't do that."
* Failed to give something- "I should think not."
* Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep in the day."
* Trying to sleep during day in a cave- "Sleeping now would mess up my sleep schedule!"
* Trying to sleep when too hungry- "I'm too hungry. I can't sleep."
* Trying to sleep near monsters- "Not while there's danger afoot!"
* Trying to give item to a busy mob- "It's busy, currently."
* Trying to give item to a dead mob- "The dead have no need of such things."
* Trying to give item to a sleeping mob- "It's thoroughly unconscious."
* Not enough fertilizer- "It perked up just a tiny bit."
* Hounds are coming- "The hounds are growing restless."
* Depths Worms are coming- "Something terrible cometh."
* Boss is coming- "I hear one of them coming."
* Inventory full- "My pockets are full."
* Can't rummage (generic)- "Curses."
* Can't store (generic/full)- "It wouldn't fit."
* Can't bundle (no items)- "I don't know what to wrap."
* Can't store (invalid item)- "That can't go in there."
* Can't cook (generic)- "Nothing ever goes as planned."
* Can't cook (too far)- "I must get closer."
* Can't draw (no subject)- "My memory isn't good enough to draw from it."
* Can't shave (generic)- "That's unshavable."
* Can't shave (nothing left)- "But it's already as smooth as a baby's rear end."
* Can't shave (beefalo awake)- "I don't think she'd take kindly to that."
* Can't write on sign (generic)- "I'm unable to do that right now."
* Beefalo in combat, unable to mount or saddle- "Perhaps I should take a step back."
* Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Even with my long arms, I still can't reach."
* Eating- "(Gulp!)"
* Eating (stale food)- "That was past its due-date."
* Eating (spoiled food)- "That was putrid."
* Eating (painful food)- "Ow! That hurt my mouth!"
* Hungry- "I am empty inside."
* Triggered trap- "Ack!"
* Torch out- "Dang it, another light down."
* Miner Hat out- "Eventually the firefly will starve."
* Pricked- "I scratched my arms up doing that."
* Object broken, fixable- "I think I can fix this!"
* Earthquake- "That rumbling can't be good."
====Reign of Giants====
* Lightning miss- "Can't touch this!"
* Overheating- "My heart can't stand the heat!"
* Tree Shelter- "Protect me, cursed tree!"
* Wetness (low)- "Damp is not dapper."
* Wetness (medium)- "Water'll ruin a good suit, you know?"
* Wetness (high)- "I don't think I'll ever be dry again."
* Wetness (highest)- "Wetter than water itself."
* Dropping tool while wet- "Slip-sliding away."
* Smoldering item- "Won't be long before it lights on fire."
* Burnt- "It burns!"
* Trying to sleep on fire- "That might not be the best idea."
====Shipwrecked====
* Volcano eruption warning- "That rumbling can't be good."
* Volcano eruption- "There's no need for such an outburst."
* Sea Hounds are coming- "It seems I'm being pursued."
* Crocodogs are coming- "The hounds are growing restless."
* Sealnado is coming- "I hear one of them coming."
* Map border approaching- "I want nothing to do with mists and fogs."
* Entering map border- "I am consumed by the abyss!"
* Exiting map border- "Thank goodness."
* Riding wave- "Truly!"
* Boat losing durability- "My vessel is sustaining damage."
* Boat leak- "I fear I've sprung a leak."
* Boat sinking- "After everything, is this how it ends?!"
* Trawl Net full- "The net is full to bursting!"
* Crabbit escape- "Crafty crustacean..."
* Wrong world- "I don't believe this treasure is located nearby."
====Hamlet====
* Can't buy item (generic)- "
* Can't buy item (not enough money)- "
* Cannot enter building (locked)- "
* Cannot read Deed of home ownership (wrong area)- "
* Coughing- "Hack! Cough! Ack!"
* Digging in Dung Pile-
** "Bah!"
** "Ew!"
** "Gah!"
** "Filth!"
* Fog coming- "
* Hay Fever starting- "Ugh. Allergies."
* Hay Fever ending- "Ah... I can breathe again."
* Hitting Pugalisk in armored section-
** "That hide is too tough."
** "That's not going to work."
** "I need to be more strategic."
* Putting on Living Artifact- "I AM SUPERIOR!"
* Sneezing- "ah...CHOOOO!"
* Vampire Bats are coming- "How apropos."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Battlecry (prey)- "Sacrifice yourself for my comfort!"
* Entering darkness- "That smell... both nostalgic and terrifying!"
* Entering light- "Thank goodness for the light."
* Trying to sleep during the day- "I can't sleep during daylight hours."
* Depths Worms are coming- "Oh dear. I know what's making that sound."
* Dropping tool while wet- "Drat."
* Already has Critter- "One pet is enough responsibility."
* Ancient Chest combo failed- "It's deemed me unworthy."
* Ancient Chest combo successful- "Was there ever a doubt?"
* Atrium destabilizing-
** "Here we go again."
** "The power's growing."
** "Dark magics are returning."
* Ruins renewal- "The cycle begins again."
* Battlecry (Deer)- "You do not belong in MY world!"
* Becoming ghost- "oOooooOO!!"
* Beefalo mount health low- "Say, pal, you don't look so good."
* Beefalo occupied, unable to mount- "Once again the seat of power is stolen from me!"
* Boat damaged- "We've sprung a leak!"
* Boat sinking- "Oh dear."
* Blueprint already known- "I am far too advanced for this."
* Can't learn blueprint- "There's a lesson to be learned about tampering with secret knowledge."
* Can't learn Map Scroll (wrong world)- "I seem to be in the wrong place to use this."
* Can't build Celestial Portal (in Caves)- "It's not going to work in here."
* Can't craft (missing ingredients)- "I don't have everything I need."
* Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Don't look at me, I've never made one before in my life."
* Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I can't make that here, pal."
* Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "How could you improve on perfection?"
* Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "Oh. There go all my good pocket squares."
* Can't change in Wardrobe (in use)- "They're in much more dire need of it."
* Cannot construct (occupied)- "I don't like sharing."
* Cannot construct (wrong material)- "That's the wrong part."
* Cannot construct (no materials)- "Well I need something to build with."
* Cannot construct (wrong plans)- "It needs completely different plans."
* Can't cook (in use)- "Hmph. You're adding too much salt."
* Can't fill watering can with ocean water- "Why must the plants be so picky?"
* Can't give Advert to Tackle Receptacle (already known)- "That can already be made here."
* Can't give Sketch to Potter's Wheel (already known)- "That can already be made here."
* Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "I think you're forgetting something, pal..."
* Can't groom beefalo (no hair)- "There's nothing for me to work with."
* Can't place fish on Fish Scale-O-Matic (too small)- "It's not worth my time."
* Can't place oversized crop on Produce Scale (too small)- "This one is insignificant in comparison."
* Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "That is certainly not for sculpting with."
* Can't put item on Potter's Wheel (material already present)- "Occupied."
* Can't revive Odd Skeleton (Ancient Gateway not active)- "It refuses to bend to my will."
* Can't revive Odd Skeleton (structure wrong)- "The bones were too amateurishly assembled."
* Can't rummage (occupied)- "I'm quite adept at waiting. I've had a lot of practice."
* Can't store (occupied)- "Worry not, pal. I've the patience of a saint."
* Can't rummage and store (Warly-exclusive object)- "I have more important things to do than that."
* Can't shave (someone else's beefalo)- "Let someone else do it."
* Can't unlock Loot Stash (wrong key)- "Blast! Wrong key."
* Can't unlock Loot Stash (Klaus)- "I'll not be done in by an overgrown Krampus."
* Can't write on sign (in use)- "I can wait... it's the courteous thing to do."
* Can't build with encumbering item (wrong piece)- "I could have told you that wouldn't fit."
* Can't place in Moon Stone (not staff)- "Hm. No, that's not right."
* Caught in Binding Roots- "Wretched greenery! Release me at once!"
* Caught in Bone Snare- "How dare you!"
* Sinkhole warning-
** "My world is crumbling!"
** "An earthquake!"
** "I am attacked by my own world!"
* Cave-in warning- "The ceiling is going to collapse!"
* Compass broken- "The compass has fallen to pieces."
* Danger, unable to leave game- "I must be ever vigilant!"
* Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Say, pal, I don't look so good..."
* Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
** "I... was a king, you know...!"
** "I wasn't... built for this..."
** "This is... peasant... work..."
** "Huff... huff..."
** "All my joints... are cracking!"
** "Oh... my back..."
** "Reduced... to this..."
** "How... I've fallen..."
* Failed to lower sail-
** "Well, that didn't quite work as I planned."
** "How inconvenient."
** "Blast it!"
* Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "I'll extract its secrets once I find some suitable lighting."
* Failed to revive Abigail- "I had to try."
* Failed to revive Ghost- "I don't think so. They might still be mad."
* Flare set off by other player- "Am I supposed to come running every time I spot a flare?"
* Ghost sanity drain- "They're whispering through the core of my mind...!"
* Health too low, unable to attune to Meat Effigy- "I must wait and regain my strength."
* Hitting Ancient Fuelweaver's Shadow Shield- "What trickery is this?"
* Klaus enraged- "Time to beat a hasty retreat!"
* Klaus entering second form- "Its true power has been unlocked!"
* Klaus summoning Krampi- "The coward has summoned its minions."
* Mining Inviting Formation (part 1)- "I hear you in there."
* Mining Inviting Formation (part 2)- "I must have your knowledge."
* Mining Inviting Formation (finished)- "A-ha!"
* Mushroom Planter needs Living Log- "A living log would be more suited to this."
* Mushroom Planter needs mushroom- "A mushroom would be more suited to this."
* Mushroom Planter won't take Moon Cap- "The blasted thing refuses to grow!"
* Not Gem- "Even The Amazing Maxwell couldn't wring magic from that."
* Wrong Gem (Iridescent Gem)- "That would be an amateurish misuse of its magic."
* Not catching fish-
** "I must exercise patience."
** "I daresay, this is almost relaxing."
** "Why won't they take the bait? Perhaps I should offer secret knowledge..."
** "I am beginning to tire of all this waiting."
* Paying tribute to Antlion-
** "What a chore."
** "May this tribute sate the beast."
** "Does this entertain you, beast?"
* Plant diseased pick warning- "How putrid!"
* Plant diseased dig warning- "That takes care of that."
* Refusing to eat invalid food- "I won't let that anywhere near my mouth."
* Refusing to eat yucky food- "A civilized man does not eat such things."
* Rowing mistimed-
** "I must time this perfectly if I'm to succeed."
** "This isn't exactly my forte."
** "Hmph. Physical labor is more suited to underlings."
* Shadow Thurible out of fuel- "A shame."
* Teleporting with Lazy Deserter- "It's about time."
* Trees petrifying- "Oh, this should be good."
* Trying to fish in ocean with Fishing Rod- "Blast! This is hopeless."
* Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "I won't use my good fishing rod in this stagnant pond."
* Unable to give item to player (single and all items, busy)- "When you have a moment."
* Unable to give item to player (single and all items, dead)- "The dead have no need of such things."
* Unable to give item to player (single and all items, inventory full)- "No sense giving them more than they can carry."
* Unable to give item to player (single and all items, sleeping)- "Err... I'll let you rest."
* Unable to receive gift (danger)- "That's a terrible idea right now."
* Unable to receive gift (mounted)- "I'm not opening that on top of this thing."
* Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (already bath bombed)- "No need to do it twice."
* Unable to toss Bath Bomb into Hot Spring (glassed over)- "I can't do that while it's covered in moon glass."
* Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "You're kidding right?"
* Washing ashore after abandoning ship- "My suit is drenched in salt water."
* Whirly Fan broken- "There goes my respite."
* Bird summoning limited, numbers high already- "There are plenty of birds here already."
* Unable to summon birds, too many already- "I must wait before I summon the birds again."
* Unable to put item into Terrarium (not Nightmare Fuel)- "Nothing. I wonder how it might respond to the fuel..."
* Unable to put item into Terrarium (dormant)- "There's nothing in there to receive our offering. Yet."
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror arriving- "Oh, what a magnificent horror."
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror leaving- "It'll be back."
* Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "I've been awaiting your return. Let's end this."
* Talking to plants-
** "Here I am, chatting it up with the vegetation."
** "Grow faster, you blasted thing! There, did that help?"
** "You know, I ruled over this entire world once. Now I'm talking to a plant."
** "I feel ridiculous. Is this really supposed to help it grow?"
** "Say pal, do you like magic tricks? This is one where I talk and you grow."
====Exclusive to PS4====
* Accomplishment- "I need to pass the time somehow."
* Accomplishment completed- "Ah. The satisfaction of a job well done."
===Skins===
* Guest of Honor Set- "I just need to find my beautiful assistant."
* Survivor Set- "Say, pal, I don't look so good."
* Untriumphant Set- "The poor unsuspecting fool has no idea what's coming."
* Halloween Costume Set- "Naughty. Definitely naughty."
* Challenger Set- "I've faced worse ordeals."
* Gladiator Set- "All those who oppose me shall perish!"
* Roseate Set- "The thorned rose cannot help but prick. It is its nature."
* Verdant Set- "There is magic in the trees."
* Culinarian Set- "Everything I make is magnificent."
* Victorian Set- "Hmph."
* Vampiric Set- "I never was one to shy away from theatrics, or a good suit."
* Magmatic Set- "Volcanic power is intoxicating."
* Merrymaker Set- "Hmph. It's cold out."
===Unimplemented===
* Maxwell Head- "Hey, handsome."
* Skull Chest- "That's one snazzy chest."
* Skull Chest (DST)- "That chest is calling to me."
* Golden Pitchfork- "I'm not sure this was a good investment."
* Boat- "It's not going anywhere."
* Home- "There's no place like it."
* Sunk Boat- "That's not how you use a boat!"
* Tree Clump- "I can't get through there."
* Pig Tent- "That's just nasty."
* Dirt Turf- "Dusty."
* DEPLETED_GRASS- "That's not doing anyone any good."
* Lava Pit- "The top of this lava pit has cooled into a fine crust."
* Lava Pit (normal)- "It's hot."
* Lava Pit (low)- "The fires are cooling."
* Lava Pit (out)- "It looks harmless."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap- "Maybe I shouldn't have put that there."
* Maxwell's Mosquito Trap (went off)- "What annoying little bugs."
* Chest (trap)- "Hmmm. Looks suspicious."
* ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP- "Odd. They forgot to set it."
* UNIMPLEMENTED- "Just what are you up to now, Charlie?"
* UNIMPLEMENTED (announcement)- "Hmm, not quite done."
* DEVTOOL- "How odd."
* DEVTOOL_NODEV- "I fear I cannot grasp it."
* Rubble- "Everything eventually turns to dust."
* Hit by Bishop charge- "How DARE you!"
* Shadow Digger- "I'm a shadow of myself. Ha-ha!"
* Friend-o-matic- "
* Friend-o-matic (open)- "
* Friend-o-matic (full)- "
* Scaled Furnace (generic, no gems)- "Such a spiffy design!"
* Scaled Furnace (low, one gem)- "With only one gem it is only moderately scorching."
* Scaled Furnace (hammered)- "How undignified."
* Relic Replica (plate)- "
* Relic Replica (bowl)- "
* Relic Replica (chair)- "
* Relic Replica (vase)- "
* Relic Replica (table)- "
* Sporecap and Misery Sporecap (burnt)- "Singing it released the toxic cloud!"
* WETPAPER- "It's absorbent, at any rate."
* Bernie (Forge)- "That thing's still shambling about, I see."
* Summoning Shadow Duelists in Forge- "Shadow Strike!"
* Packet of Seeds (small)- "A small investment in the future."
* Packet of Seeds (medium)- "This could spawn some vegetable."
* Packet of Seeds (large)- "An abundance of seeds."
* Packet of Mixed Seeds (small)- "A small vegetable blend."
* Packet of Mixed Seeds (medium)- "This adds a bit of variety to the garden."
* Packet of Mixed Seeds (large)- "A cornucopia."
* Prepared dish (plate)- "It's a simple plate."
* Prepared dish (bowl)- "
* Prepared dish (soup)- "Ahh... a nice broth."
* Prepared dish (snack)- "A lovely light snack."
* Prepared dish (bread)- "Refined food."
* Prepared dish (pasta)- "I prefer my pasta al dente."
* Prepared dish (vegetable)- "Nourishing."
* Prepared dish (meat)- "Robust."
* Prepared dish (fish)- "Edible."
* Prepared dish (crab)- "Smells a little fishy."
* Prepared dish (cheese)- "Cheesy."
* Prepared dish (dessert)- "Sweet."
* Luxury Machete (DST)- "The only way to hack things is in luxury."
* Poison Frog- "I had better teach it some manners."
* Peacock- "This creature understands showmanship."
* Mr. Skittish- "Oh dear."
* Swimming Horror- "I've had enough of your kind, fiend."
* COFFEEBOT- "It will do my coffee-related bidding."
* WOODLEGSSAIL- "A fine sail."
* BIGFISHINGROD- "Perhaps I'll have better luck with the swimming meat now."
* Beach Turf- "It appears to be some turf."
* Tornado- "
* SNAKE_FIRE- "Something's got that snake heated."
* PIKE_SKULL- "Drab."
* Sailor's Ghost- "He reminds me of someone..."
* Baby Water Beefalo (1)- "Stop chewing my cuff links, wretched cur."
* Baby Water Beefalo (2)- "You'll get no special treatment from me, beast."
* Chicken- "Foul fowl."
* Chicken (sleeping)- "Dreadful bird dreaming dreadfully."
* Chicken (dead)- "No one will grieve you, fowl beast."
* Peep Hen- "You look suspiciously like dinner."
* Peep Hen (sleeping)- "It is much easier to kill like this."
* Peep Hen (dead)- "Met a fine end."
* Snapdragon- "I have no quarrel with you. Yet."
* Snapdragon (sleeping)- "Good. I hope it stays asleep."
* Snapdragon (dead)- "Everything dies, it seems."
* Zeb- "I prefer pinstripes."
* Zeb (sleeping)- "Seems better suited to laying down."
* Zeb (dead)- "Expired."
* Inspecting self- "I still look dapper, right? As if I need to check."
===Removed===
====Base Game====
* Heat Stone- "A pocketful of heat."
* Heat Stone (cold)- "It's useless when cold."
* Heat Stone (warm)- "Comfortably warm."
* Heat Stone (hot)- "It's almost too hot to hold."
* Deadly Feast- "It smells... noxious."
* Grass Tuft- "Tufty."
* Flotsam- "Someone has made a mess of the ocean."
* Barrel- "What a disgusting home."
* Ancient Statue- "Once a proud race..."
* Broken Clockworks (1)- "Mechanical refuse."
* Broken Clockworks (2)- "There's a reason I never finished that."
* Relic- "They were all dead when I got here."
* Blue Hound- "How quickly they forget..."
* Pig (dead)- "What a slobbering fool."
* Most Graveyard Trinkets- "This was important to someone once."
* Research (high value)- "My brain swells with power!"
* Research (normal value)- "Knowledge is power. And power is... well, power."
* Research (low value)- "That wasn't very informative."
====Reign of Giants====
* Tree Shelter- "Protect me, tree!"
====Shipwrecked====
* Seaworthy (Vanilla or ROG world)- "I hope you are ready."
* Seaworthy (SW world)- "Farewell."
* Joy of Volcanology- "Reading strange books has always worked out for me before."
* Seashell- "Holding it makes me feel like a tourist."
* Jellyfish (held)- "What a strange little organism."
* Sand Castle- "I found that wholly unenjoyable. I swear. What?"
* Speargun- "This projectile flinger may come in handy."
* Poison Speargun- "I've made sure it packs an extra wallop."
* Obsidian Speargun- "Projectile flame. I quite like it."
* Doydoy Egg- "Hmm, propagate a dying species or have a light snack?"
* Boat losing durability- "My vessel has sustained damages."
* Boat sinking- "I've sprung a leak."
====Don't Starve Together====
* Booster Shot- "I'm supposed to put this filth in my veins?"
* Wardrobe (burnt)- "I'm sufficiently dapper without it."
* Applied Horticulture- "It's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension."
* Mending Tape- "Alas, the wilderness is tough on a tailor made suit."
* Knight Figure (shaking on new moon)- "The pieces are in motion!"
* Queenly Figure (shaking)- "I'm not strong enough for this."
* Winter's Feast Tree- "What a wretched thing."
* Red Pouch- "Why did that bird have this?"
* Billy- "She has no future ahead of her. A shame."
* Safe- "Now for some expert level rummaging."
* Salt Pond- "Brakish." [sic]
* Urn- "It's full of burnt human."
* Oven (held)- "It's a magic oven. For cooking."
* Oven- "This makes things much more convenient."
* Small Grill- "I wish it was bigger."
* Salt Rack (held)- "Just useless sticks unless we assemble it."
* Salt Rack- "Any way to improve the food around here is welcome."
* Goat Milk- "Nothing quite like Mumsy's milk."
* Syrup- "I presume I pour this on something."
* Sapphire Medallion- "I have use for this."
* Burnt Food- "I didn't make that one."
* QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE- "Ah. A crab of some stature."
* QUAGMIRE_KINGCRAB_CASTLE (unknown)- "Intriging." [sic]
* Diseased Twiggy Tree- "What has brought this blight upon my world?"
* Marble Statue (Vase)- "Hm. Stately."
* Diseased Grass Gekko- "It's sickly and frail."
* Klaus- "Charlie didn't make that one!"
* Boomshroom- "That blewit's gonna blowit!"
* Ghost (failed revival)- "They're beyond my help."
* Wilson (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Higgsbury."
* Wilson (attacker)- "That Wilson seems untrustworthy..."
* Wilson (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Wilson (reviver)- "Wilson tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Wilson (reviver)- "%s tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Wilson (ghost)- "Wilson needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Willow (generic)- "Greetings, Ms Willow."
* Willow (attacker)- "That Willow seems untrustworthy..."
* Willow (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Willow (reviver)- "Willow tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Willow (ghost)- "Willow needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Wolfgang (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Wolfgang."
* Wolfgang (attacker)- "That Wolfgang seems untrustworthy..."
* Wolfgang (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Wolfgang (reviver)- "Wolfgang tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Wolfgang (ghost)- "Wolfgang needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Wendy (generic)- "Greetings, Ms Wendy."
* Wendy (attacker)- "That Wendy seems untrustworthy..."
* Wendy (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Wendy (reviver)- "Wendy tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Wendy (ghost)- "Wendy needs heart-shaped assistance."
* WX-78 (generic)- "Greetings, Mx WX-78."
* WX-78 (attacker)- "That WX-78 seems untrustworthy..."
* WX-78 (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* WX-78 (reviver)- "WX-78 tethers lost spirits to this world."
* WX-78 (ghost)- "WX-78 needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Wickerbottom (generic)- "Greetings, Ms Wickerbottom."
* Wickerbottom (attacker)- "That Wickerbottom seems untrustworthy..."
* Wickerbottom (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Wickerbottom (reviver)- "Wickerbottom tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Wickerbottom (ghost)- "Wickerbottom needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Woodie (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Woodie."
* Woodie (attacker)- "That Woodie seems untrustworthy..."
* Woodie (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Woodie (reviver)- "Woodie tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Woodie (ghost)- "Woodie needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Wes (generic)- "Greetings, Mr Wes."
* Wes (attacker)- "That Wes seems untrustworthy..."
* Wes (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Wes (reviver)- "Wes tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Wes (ghost)- "Wes could use a heart."
* Maxwell (generic)- "Greetings, Other-Maxwell."
* Maxwell (generic)- "Greetings, %s. Pleasure to see you."
* Maxwell (attacker)- "That Maxwell seems untrustworthy..."
* Maxwell (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Maxwell (reviver)- "Maxwell tethers lost spirits to this world."
* Maxwell (ghost)- "Maxwell needs heart-shaped assistance."
* Winona (firestarter)- "It's not wise to start factory fires, %s."
* Other player (murderer)- "Murderous fiend!"
* Frazzled Wires- "I might hide those in the robot's bedroll if I get bored."
* Leaky Teacup- "Perhaps I'll invite the librarian for a nice mandrake tea."
* Encumbered (carrying heavy object)-
** "...Peasant... work..."
* Toadstool escaping- "Now is the time to strike!"
* Toadstool escaped- "It fled back into the earth."
====Other====
* Accomploshrine- "Even THEY couldn't build something so devious."
* Accomplishment completed- "That kinda makes it all worthwhile."
== Trivia==
* Maxwell's quote for the Evergreen ("I've heard them described as 'piney'.") is a reference to Wilson's examination quote "It is all Piney!".
* Maxwell's quote for a Pig House ("I'll huff and puff!") is a reference to the popular children's story "The Three Little Pigs".
* "Not the bees!" and "Killing me won't bring back your honey!" are references to a famous Nicholas Cage movie, The Wicker Man.
* His quote for a Fishing Rod ("I will eat for a lifetime") is a reference to the saying, "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime." It could also be paralleling Wilson's quote for a Fish ("Now I shall eat for a day.").
* His quote for a Dark Sword ("Snicker-snack!") is a reference to the Vorpal Blade in Through the Looking-Glass, by Lewis Caroll.
* His quote for a Bunny Puff ("Silly rabbit.") is a reference to Trix cereal's catchphrase, "Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"
* His quote for Krampus is a reference to the alpine folklore that he captures very naughty children.
* His examination quote for a Broken Terrarium ("Rosebud.") is a reference to Citizen Kane, in which the titular character dies holding a snowglobe and saying the quote. The globe falls to the ground and breaks after his death.
* His quote for an Odd Radio ("At least it's not ragtime.") is a reference to the Gramophone from Adventure Mode, which played ragtime music that he was forced to listen to while trapped on the Nightmare Throne.
* His quote for Ice Cream ("Sundae, sundae, sundae!") may be a reference to a demolition-derby promoter's typical catchphrase, "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!"
* His quote for a Razor ("If only the world had a single neck") is likely a reference to the notorious serial killer Carl Panzram, who, when hanged for his crimes in 1930, allegedly spat in the executioner's face and said, "I wish the entire human race had one neck, and I had my hands around it!" Maxwell's quote may also refer to Caligula, who said, "Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet!" ("Would that the Roman people had but one neck!")
* His quote for Charcoal ("Nothing will steal my carbon!") may be a reference to the Modest Mouse song "Parting of the Sensory" lyrics: "Some day you will die and / somehow something's going to steal your carbon."
* His examination quote for a burnt Potter's Wheel ("To sculpt, to carve, no more.") is a reference to Hamlet's famous soliloquy ("To die, to sleep—No more—and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.")
* His quote for the Candy Corn ("Waxy, just like me.") is a reference to his in-game playable character debug spawn, "Waxwell".
* His quote for the Rain Coat ("Out out, rain!") is possibly a reference to the "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" passage in Shakespeare's play, Macbeth.
* His quote for a burning Spiky Bush ("I should ask it questions.") is a reference to the story of Moses and the Burning Bush from the Bible.
* His quote for Reeds ("There's wind in them there willows.") is a reference to The Wind in the Willows, a children's novel by Kenneth Grahame.
** The line is also a snowclone of "There's gold in them thar hills", spoken in the novel The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today, by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner.
* His quote for a cooked Blue Cap ("Umami!") is Japanese for "Savory!".
* His quote for the Red Mushtree ("Where's Waldo?") is a joke about the colors of Waldo's outfit.
* His quote for the Old Bell ("More bell.") is a reference to a famous Saturday Night Live sketch, "More Cowbell."
* Maxwell's quote for the Basalt ("I made a rock so heavy that I can't lift it") is a reference to the paradox that asks the question: "Can God create a rock so heavy He can't lift it?".
* Maxwell's quote on being attacked by Charlie ("Ow! Charlie, that hurt!") is actually unrelated to Charlie bite me...; the devs claimed it was only a coincidence.
* His quote for the Hibernation Vest is a reference to the song of the same name from the "The Simpsons" episode "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds".
* His quote for avoiding a lightning strike ("Can't touch this!") is a reference to the MC Hammer song "U Can't Touch This".
* His quote for the Pumpkin Lantern ("Hello there, Mr. Crane.") is a reference to Sleepy Hollows, wherein one of the characters is called Ichabod Crane. It is associated with the Pumpkin Lantern as the Headless Horseman is a part of the story.
* Maxwell's quote for the burnt Rabbit Hutch, "Cleverness killed the carrot", may be a reference to the saying "Curiosity killed the cat".
* Maxwell's quote for the Brain Cloud Pill, "Neither red nor blue", may be a reference to the movie, "The Matrix", where the protagonist is made to choose between taking a red or a blue pill.
* Maxwell's quote for the Ham Bat is a reference to Obi-wan Kenobi's description of the Star Wars lightsaber.
* Maxwell's quote on the Formal Set is a reference to his assistant Charlie.
* His quote for the Broodling implies that he raised the original Dragonfly from childhood.
* His quote for the Roasted Birchnut ("Over an open fire.") may be a reference to The Christmas Song ("Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire").
*His quote for Thulecite Crown ("Fuel must flow.") is a refernce to a quote from Dune "The spice must flow" 
* His quote for the Survivor Set ("Say, pal, I don't look so good.") is a parody of the line that his NPC self uses to greet other characters at the beginning of a new game in the base game and the Reign of Giants DLC ("Say, pal, you don't look so good...").
* His quote for the Bubble Pipe Carving ("Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Pity.") is a reference to The Treachery of Images, a painting by René Magritte.
* Upon examining the Stagehand, Maxwell will state: "This must be the work of an unseen hand." This may be a reference to the quote "This must be the work of an enemy stand!" originated from Anime/Manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
* Maxwell's quote for the electric buff granted by a Volt Goat Chaud-Froid ("Unlimited power!") may be a reference to Palpatine's lines from the sixth Star Wars film, Revenge of the Sith.
* His quote for when Willow starts a fire ("She's a firestarter. And a twisted one, at that.") could be a reference to the song "Firestarter" by The Prodigy.
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