SBFW Family Feud (Spin-Off Kings)

This is the first draft of an A spin-off just for spin-off kings episode which would eventually become SBurvivor. It was released under Primementos.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with an establishing shot of the arena.]
Narrator: Ayo, ladies and gentlemen, everyone in between, one and all. Welcome to your favorite late-night reality show: SBFW Feud. Give it up for STEVE HARVEY!
[The audience cheers. Steve Harvey walks on screen.]
Steve: How's it going, everybody? Welcome to Family Feud! I'm your man Steve Harvey. We got another good one today. All the way from the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki, it's the SBFW Family 1!
[Dan, Lock, Polar, Primitive, and Matchy come out onto the left.]
Dan: I had to stop jacking off for this?
Lock: Cease the degeneracy.
Dan: no u
Polar: How about we stop the drama and get along for once?
Primitive: So now the talking dog is gonna preach to us?
Matchy: I hate you guys.
Steve: And all the way from the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki as well, it's the SBFW Family 2!
[Purps, Golfpecks, Aaron, CrazySponge, and Vanessa come out onto the right.]
Purps: How'd I get roped into this?
Aaron: I just wanna listen to music.
Golfpecks: You actually like that monstrosity?
Aaron: You don't?
CrazySponge: o
Vanessa: I'm in this too.
Steve: I don't know why they weren't here at the start, but that's the least of my worries. Anyway, everyone's here today trying to win a lot of cash and drive out of here in a brand new SBFW Cruiser.
[The SBFW Cruiser, a very sleek and modern car, is shown. The audience cheers.]
Steve: Alright, first question, here we go. Give me Lock, and give me Crazy.
Lock: Oh dear.
CrazySponge: watch me win this easy
[The audience cheers. Lock and a smug CrazySponge get behind their buzzers.]
Steve: All right guys. Top six answers on the board. Now, tell me, 'If you left out food for a stray cat, what other animals might come eat-'
[Lock buzzes]
Lock: Beatles.
Steve: Beetles?
Lock: No, Beatles.
Steve: Alright, give me beetles.
Lock: I SAID BEA-
[The screen buzzes.]
Steve: Sorry, Lock. Beetles is not on the board.
Lock: WHAT
Steve: How about you, Crazy?
CrazySponge: well i don't think i can answer that question but now that we're talking about consumption now is a great time for you to be a consumer of box productions' products.
[The audience and both teams groan.]
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