理系女子は笑わない (Rikei Joshi wa Warawanai)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Len	Rin
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
君は理科が得意な女の子 	kimi wa rika ga tokui na onnanoko 	You're a girl whose specialty is science,
いつも実験ばかりをしていて 	itsumo jikken bakari o shite ite 	always doing nothing but experiments.
 	 	
君は白衣が似合う女の子 	kimi wa hakui ga niau onnanoko 	You're a girl whose lab coat suits perfectly,
いつも顕微鏡を眺めていて 	itsumo kenbikyou o nagamete ite 	always staring down a microscope.
 	 	
君は嘘が得意な女の子 	kimi wa uso ga tokui na onnanoko 	You're a girl who is a good liar,
いつも先生をダマシ回って 	itsumo sensei o damashimawatte 	always sweet-talking the teachers for everything.
 	 	
君は孤独を愛す女の子 	kimi wa kodoku o aisu onnanoko 	You're a girl who loves solitude,
いつも一人で空を見上げてて 	itsumo hitori de sora o miagetete 	always looking up at the sky.
 	 	
模擬テスト　五点　の僕でも 	mogi tesuto goten no boku demo 	I only got 5 points on the practice test,
分かってるんだ 	wakatteru nda 	yet I know for a fact,
あの子はきっと　淫乱偏光フィルターだ 	ano ko wa kitto inran henkou firutaa da	that girl is a lewd filter for polarized light for sure.
 	 	
僕のアルコールランプ燃やして 	boku no arukooru ranpu moyashite 	Light my alcohol lamp
それをマイクロピペットで分けて 	sore o maikuro pipetto de wakete 	and distribute it with my micropipette.
僕のエバポレーター飛んでけ 	boku no ebaporeetaa tondeke 	Let my evaporator fly off
それをファラデーカップで掴んで 	sore o faradee kappu de tsukande 	and hold it with a Faraday cup.
 	 	
君の気体検知機濡らして 	kimi no kitai kenchiki nurashite 	Moisten your gas detector
それをマントルヒーターで溶かせ 	sore o mantoru hiitaa de tokase 	Melt it with your heating mantle
君の乳鉢をもっと廻して 	kimi no nyuubachi o motto mawashite 	Spin your mortar some more
それを真空ポンプに注いで 	sore o shinkuu ponpu ni sosoide 	Pour it into your vacuum pump
それでも理系女子は笑わない 	soredemo rikeijoshi wa warawanai 	Yet even with that, the science girl doesn't even smile.
 	 	
世界で一番愛しています。 	sekai de ichiban aishite imasu. 	"I love you the most in the world,"
そんな胡散臭い事　言えない 	sonna usankusai koto ienai 	I can't say such a shady thing.
元素記号でそれを伝えたら 	gensokigou de sore o tsutaetara 	If I were to communicate this using chemical formulas,
きっと馬鹿にされてしまうのでしょう 	kitto baka ni sarete shimau no deshou 	I'd most likely be called an idiot.
携帯番号　教えてください 	keitai bangou oshiete kudasai 	"Please tell me your phone number,"
そんな勇気も度胸もありません。 	sonna yuuki mo dokyou mo arimasen. 	I don't have enough courage or guts to ask.
僕を実験台にしてください 	boku o jikkendai ni shite kudasai 	Please put me on your lab bench.
（それなら今すぐ服を脱いでね） 	(sore nara ima sugu fuku o nuide ne) 	(In that case, take your clothes off straight away.)
 	 	
（そんなに焦らさないでね 	(sonna ni jirasanaide ne 	(Don't keep me hanging on like that okay?
そんな照れずに 	sonna terezu ni 	If you're gonna get naked
裸になったなら 	hadaka ni natta nara 	without any embarrassment,
東尋坊から飛び降りて） 	toujinbou kara tobiorite) 	then jump off one of Toujinbou's cliffs...)
 	 	
（今すぐに！） 	(ima sugu ni!) 	(...at once!)
 	 	
馬鹿は絶対風邪を引かないと 	baka wa zettai kaze o hikanai to 	"An idiot would absolutely catch a cold."
誰がそんなことを決めつけた？ 	dare ga sonna koto o kimetsuketa? 	Who decided such a thing?
冷たい波風に誘われ 	tsumetai namikaze ni sasoware 	Induced by cold wind and waves,
鼻水が止まらないんです。 	hanamizu ga tomaranai ndesu. 	my nose won't stop running.
 	 	
例えモルモットだと呼ばれても 	tatoe morumotto da to yobarete mo 	Even if I get called a guinea pig.
例え実験道具になっても 	tatoe jikken dougu ni natte mo 	Even if I get used as a piece of experimental apparatus.
ここに台風が飛んできても 	koko ni taifuu ga tonde kite mo 	Even if a typhoon flies here.
蝙蝠傘で迎えにいくから 	koumorigasa de mukae ni iku kara 	Because I'd still go welcome you with an umbrella.
それでも理系女子は振り向かない 	soredemo rikei joshi wa furimukanai 	Yet the science girl doesn't turn to look at me.
 	 	
世界に一つだけの花は 	sekai ni hitotsu dake no hana wa 	A single flower in the world
一人　一人　違う種を持つ 	hitori hitori chigau tane o motsu 	alone, alone, holds a different seed.
その花咲かせることだけに 	sono hana sakaseru koto dake ni 	I hope you'll focus your utmost
一生懸命になればいいと 	isshoukenmei ni nareba ii to 	on making that flower bloom.
誰かがそう言っていたから 	dareka ga sou itte ita kara 	Because someone said so,
僕は君に種を撒こう 	boku wa kimi ni tane o makou 	I'll sow you some the seeds.
その花を咲かせることだけに 	sono hana o sakaseru koto dake ni 	I'll do my utmost
一生懸命になりましょう 	isshoukenmei ni narimashou 	to make that flower bloom.
 	 	
手枷を付け首輪も付けて 	tekase o tsuke kubiwa mo tsukete 	If I were to handcuff you, plus attach a collar to you,
ロープで縛って 	roopu de shibatte 	and tie you with a rope
目隠ししたら 	mekakushi shitara 	and blindfold you,
３回回ってワンと鳴け 	sankai mawatte wan to nake 	then turn around 3 times and give me a bark.
 	 	
僕のアルコールランプ燃やして 	boku no arukooru ranpu moyashite 	Light my alcohol lamp
それをマイクロピペットで分けて 	sore o maikuro pipetto de wakete 	and distribute it with my micropipette.
僕のエバポレーター飛んでけ 	boku no ebaporeetaa tondeke 	Let my evaporator fly off
それをファラデーカップで掴んで 	sore o faradee kappu de tsukande 	and hold it with a Faraday cup.
 	 	
ありふれた感情を抱えて 	arifureta kanjou o kakaete 	I've gone through these commonplace feelings
地球儀と一緒に回った 	chikyuugi to issho ni mawatta 	while I spun around with a globe of the earth.
言葉では表せないような 	kotoba de wa arawasenai you na 	I got smothered in a mysterious euphoria
謎の幸福感に包まれた 	nazo no koufukukan ni tsutsumareta 	that I can't express in words.
 	 	
解かせ　液体窒素に塗れて 	tokase ekitai chisso ni mamirete 	Melt it, smearing it in liquid nitrogen,
その気持ちを解明させてよ 	sono kimochi o kaimei sasete yo 	Let me clarify that feeling.
言葉では表せないのならば 	kotoba dewa arawasenai no naraba 	If it can't be expressed in words,
その心理を証明させてよ 	sono shinri o shoumei sasete yo 	let me prove the psychology behind it.
 	 	
これで気体検知機濡らして 	kore de kitai kenchiki nurashite 	With that, I moistened my gas detector
それをマントルヒーターで溶かし 	sore o mantoru hiitaa de tokashi 	and melted it with my heating mantle,
そして乳鉢をもっと廻して 	soshite nyuubachi o motto mawashite 	and then I spun my mortar some more
それを真空ポンプに注いだ 	sore o shinkuu ponpu ni sosoida 	and poured it into my vacuum pump.
 	 	
そしたら　理系女子は　笑ったよ。 	soshitara rikeijoshi wa waratta yo. 	That's when the science girl really did smile.
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