Example 754: SHAFT Momma

This is the seven-hundred-fifty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
*Topaz and Ririchiyo are standing outside an innocent-looking house.*
: I tell you, this blog idea will never work.
Don't you say that about most of my ideas?
: I suppose...
And how do they turn out?
: I think that your track record speaks for itself...
I figured you'd agree! Now, let's get this idea on the road!
: That wasn't what I meant...
You say that now. But let's get into our costumes!
*Riri sighs, but the screen fades out. It soon reappears in the household, with a familiar-looking girl rolling around wrapped in her futon. A knock is soon heard, with the girl's mother noticing it.*
???: Erio! Go and get the door!
: Negative. Erio is busy playing games...
???: This was not me asking, go and get it!
: Understandable...
*She goes to the door and looks through the hole.*
: Who goes there!
*She sees a suspicious deliveryman with the brim of his hat hiding his face. Beside him is a huge pile of pizza boxes, all stacked in a dolly of sorts. The pizzaman speaks in a familiar voice.*
Pizza delivery!
: But what if Erio didn't ORDER any pizza!
Eh? You didn't? Well then, I guess that I will have to get rid of all these warm, delicious pizzas that you have won...
: ... You drive a hard bargain. Erio shall allow your passage.
*With that she opens the door, allowing the familiar-looking deliveryman inside. He carts the large pile of pizzas with him as well.*
Eh heh heh, we're inside.
: EH? Spies? Erio should have suspected!
That's right! I'm not a lowly deliveryman. I can't even drive, for I am...
*Topaz tosses off his disguise. Confetti and bright lights seem to appear behind him.*
EMPEROR TOPAZ!
*Erio claps cutely, entertained by the performance.*
And my lovely assistant is here!
*He gestures to the pizza box.*
: Is your assistant pizza?
It is not, but far better! I'd say that she's delicious, but then I'd be beaten on in a humorous way. No, it's... RIRICHIYO~
*Topaz then opens the boxes from the front, allowing Riri to exit from the front. Erio looks less disappointed.*
: I would have preferred the huge pile of pizza...
You're sounding like a certain green haired girl.
: Not the first time you've disappointed someone this week at least...
Shhhh, let's not bring that up. Anyway. Do you know why we're here?
: I doubt it's to play Mario Maker 2, which you've fallen back on the wagon of...
I do have a hard time kicking that habit and not working on my blog, which is unfortunate. Speaking of my blog, that is why we're here!
: But you have already talked of Erio...
Don't worry as I remember, we talked in an abandoned alien farmhouse or something some time ago.
: That was not a bad dream from eating too much pizza?
Wait, are my blogs that much of a nightmare?
: Only for the people reading them (only not really. Why do I keep mocking Topaz's blogs?)
: So if you are not after Erio... why are you here?
Is your mother available, little girl~
*Riri smacks Topaz's head.*
: Please rephrase that in a non-creepy way.
That was a creepy way? Fine then, we want to talk to your mother and do my blog on her.
: I am not sure...
: Listen, I did not disguise myself as pizza containers for no reason. And I don't mean because of the humiliation. I hang around Topaz, so that's obviously not a problem. What I mean is THIS!
*Riri opens the top box, revealing a pizza. Erio's eyes become sparkly.*
: P-pizza! But why?
I did that in case you sniffed the box!
: You and your dumb ideas...
If they were dumb they'd stop working!
: Your brain has stopped working!
: Uh, can you be done with your lover's spat? Erio thought you wanted to meet her mother.
My apologies, though hopefully it's more entertaining than the random references.
: The game references are understood. Now, allow me to fetch mother.
*Erio then runs off, running into a wall and falling down. The futon allowed her to do so without damage though. She then comes back after righting herself up, picking up the pizza which bounces on top of her head in a cute style. She then runs into her mother's room and whispering is heard. Soon a beautiful woman comes out.*
: Goodness, to think that you would come to talk to me~
Why would we do that? We want to talk to Erio's mother, not her young-looking older sister!
: Grumble stop kissing her ass grumble...
True as that's Zettai's job.
*The blue-haired mother bends over, sticking out her fat ass away from Topaz and the others. Fortunately her pajamas are tight on her massive adult ass, which the camera does a good job showing off.*
: My my, what praise. I would say that I am quite young looking~ Though I am indeed Erio's mother M-
Shhh, don't reveal your name yet.
: Even if she's famous on the internet?
Not that kind of fame. And I wish she was still popular, especially her fat ass!
: Certainly! Though I must say that Makoto certainly felt attracted to it~
I can see why! Though I do want to ask if you will allow me to talk about you on the internet.
: You're the one who talked about Erio some time ago, right?
: That's Topaz. Hard to believe it's been so many years.
I agree, and same with the blog in general! I can't believe that it's nearing fifteen! What a complete waste, though I'm still enjoying it as always. Of course, I'd enjoy it more if someone would allow me to talk about her~
: Well then, I cannot keep you from working hard on your blog. You even said I looked young and complimented my huge ass. Go on and do whatever you want to~
: Within reason, Topaz!
Don't worry, I know that she's Zettai's girl. Though that ass still looks really great...
: Why thank you~
*She shows it off proudly, even fondling her cheeks to make them jiggle further. Topaz is certainly distracted, so Riri smacks him.*
: Get on with the blog, Topaz!
O-oh yeah. Well, since she's given us permission it's time to do our traditional Mother's Day blog. And by that I mean we'll be talking about...
[center]Today's girl is:
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[url=https://myanimelist.net/character/40876/Meme_Touwa]Meme Touwa[/url]
from
[url=https://myanimelist.net/anime/9379/Denpa_Onna_to_Seishun_Otoko]Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko[/url][/center]
: That is quite a short blog...
Don't worry, we're only getting started.
: Ufu, I was about to say. Though I expect you to go over all my sections properly, much like Zettai did way back then.
That's exactly how it will work. Well, not quite as we have different sections and scoring stats, but the basic structure is the same.
: Don't forget to warn her about what is going to happen either.
: Oh? Is something going to happen? I do hope that you won't be abducted by aliens or something similar...
I hope that I won't be, though funny how you say that after I talked about Kanna last week.
: She's not an alien, Topaz.
True, but she knows at least a couple. But what I think Riri is trying to warn you about is that your ass will become even bigger due to my blog.
: ...Seriously?
: See, Topaz. Not every girl wants their asses to increase their asses.
: Nonsense! I've tried so much, even eating fatty foods and doing the proper exercises. But to no avail, my ass is just as big as it has always been.
It's always good to know that girls try hard to make their asses larger. Especially when they're already so huge!
: That I have, as no doubt this will allow me to seduce my nephew even better~
What a good plan, though hopefully he has good taste. Granted he did choose Erio so it's not like he's an idiot, but hopefully he'll choose the sexy aunt. If not, hey, more for Zettai I suppose.
: True as he is very interesting~ Though I can feel my ass becoming bigger just from this~
*She fondles here own ass, her pajamas being much tighter against her fat ass. She even bounces them to make them jiggle as she drops them. Riri smacks Topaz again.*
H-hey, what was that for?!
: You were getting distracted again...
But look at how good Meme's fat motherly ass is! It's even bigger than in the show!
: I have certainly noticed as well~
: Ah, the times when SHAFT would show asses too...
Boo this world becoming so mamocentric... Even if I'm not one to talk.
: Unlike truly mamocentric people at least you have several brain cells to rub together. Unlike someone like Issei.
I mean it's not hard to be better than Issei. That said, let's not get too distracted, even though Meme's ass looks so good.
: Do not forget to talk about my name, as is the tradition it seems for your blogs.
I suppose so, but other than making internet meme jokes I can't think of anything too interesting...
: It would appear that unlike Rick Astly Topaz DID let us down.
Thank you for that, also man that is old...
: The song or the meme?
Both. But luckily I'm old so it's very fitting!
: Unlike me, who looks very young~
Precisely! And before this becomes some sort of internet meme let's begin this year's mother's day blog~
*With that Topaz begins the blog.*
==Head==
===Hair===
Meme has some extremely beautiful hair, looking amazing for my tastes. The first thing to notice is of course the wonderful dark blue, which I really enjoy and it suits her well. As SHAFT made the series they put a lot of effort into her, and while she doesn't have sparkles as often as her daughter she still gets it occasionally. Meme's hair length is really good too, going about to her ass but not covering it and being nice and flowing as well which I enjoy. In one notable scene she and Erio have twintails, which looked quite cute. Meme does have somewhat short sides which end at about her cheeks, but she also has a longer set underneath it so that isn't too much of a problem. Her ears show, but that isn't too much of a problem. Her bangs are somewhat split in the middle (looking like very miniature air flaps) but still have a good length, and I like the two ahoge at the tip as well. Overall with her long flowing hair and dark color it's no surprise that Meme does well, and her only real weakness would be her bangs but even they aren't too bad either.
Grade: A
===Eyes===
Meme has pretty good eyes, though sadly I don't think that she wears glasses at any point. Still, her eyes are a fairly nice shape due to being tsurime even with the bit of a rounded curve on top (or so it seems). She also has a few emphasis lines in the upper middle corner but nothing too noticeable in the series itself. As this was made by shaft Meme also has a good pupil shape, with a lot of appeal due to the lighting effects. She also has some very nice corners and eyelashes, adding a little bit of emphasis without being too distracting either. Sadly she does have blue eyes, which are fairly common in general but even more in this series. Granted her and Erio are related (and same with Makoto even if green), but still. And we're not quite sure how Yashiro fits into everything either. Fortunately Meme's eyes are a nice dark shade, and it's more understandable due to having blue hair at least. Overall with a very beautiful shape and style Meme does quite well, and even the usual overrated eye color is helped by the dark shade and matching her hair even if it isn't completely ignorable.
Grade: B
===Face===
As expected from a SHAFT series, Meme's face really appeals to me well. It has a nice youthful curve, and I like how soft her cheeks are too. She certainly looks very youthful, to the point where it seems her and Erio would be more sisters than mother and daughter. Of course I cannot forget about how nice Meme's small features are, especially her dot nose. She has a nice smile, though on occasion she'll have a bit more detail put into her lips than I would enjoy. I suppose that this is just something that anime does with mothers, and it's at least better than forcing them to have shorter hair. She also has some very cute expressions, especially her smile, and she can have a seductive look if she wants to as well. Overall Meme does really well here, with a nice facial shape and small features like I enjoy.
Grade: A-
So what do you think of the blog so far, Meme?
: Seems quite short. I remember Zettai's being at least a little longer.
: It was an early blog, and I'm sure that he'd write even more these days. That said, Topaz does have the bad problem of being way too talkative. At least in text.
It is true that I have that problem a lot unfortunately. But it works with the blog as I'm able to explain my thoughts well enough! And I can explain things well too!
: Do not worry as I am not holding it against you. If anything I'm glad to hear you like me so much.
Of course! What wouldn't I like about you? Especially in these areas!
: I can tell, such as my hair~
It looks fantastic, as hair is one thing that SHAFT still does really well.
: At least we aren't using up our hair budget, even though Meme looks very beautiful.
And of course you do too Riri.
: Y-you don't need to say such embarrassing things!
But it's certainly true! That said, I know what you're talking about. Meme's hair is a lovely blue color and I do like dark colors which helps too. The length is quite nice as well.
: Then why didn't I do better?
You still did really well so don't feel too bad. I would say having better bangs might have given you a perfect score, but you still did excellent. Oh and your dual antenna is cute too!
: I suppose that is fine. Though speaking of blue things I'm surprised that my eyes didn't do better.
You do have some really great eyes! Like most of the characters in your series. The shape is really nice, and I like the shiny effects.
: So what's the problem?
Well, your eyes look great like most of the characters in your series. They are ALSO BLUE like most of the cast, and I like variety. If only you had purple eyes you might have done a little better.
: Granted Meme does have a fairly close color at least.
: But that doesn't account for my score!
: Blame Topaz's love of girls in glasses.
I am still consistent for that. Which is a shame that you don't wear them! At least as far as I remember.
: But glasses are for old women!
Glasses can be very versatile!
: Don't get him started. Just know that he loves glasses.
Yes! In fact-
*The doorbell rings.*
: Phew, saved by the bell. Erio, go answer that.
: On it!
*Erio then runs from her room, as she had returned to playing games while Topaz was talking to her mother. She still had the futon on, peeking through the peephole.*
: Who is it?
???: Er, not a villain! I-I have a pizza!
: Erio is sorry, but we already have one person who tried to come in through that excuse. You aren't even holding a pizza box either!
???: Curses, to think that my plot would be seen through so easily! I shall be back, as I am Remote!
: Such an odd name, you must be an alien.
Remote: Y-yes, that I am! Now let me in!
: Not at all! Erio has had enough dealings with aliens, so I won't let you in!
Remote: I-I was just joking! It was all a big lie!
: That is exactly what an alien would say!
*With that Erio leaves the door, passing by Topaz and the others. Riri and Meme look like they're about to fall asleep.*
And that is why glasses always make girls look better!
: I see.... zzzz.. huh-I-I mean who was at the door Erio?
: No one important, likely someone trying to sell us something. Controllers...?
Sounds unimportant, unlike our conversation... Wait, what were we talking about?
: You were being distract-MMPPHH!
*Riri quickly covers Meme's mouth.*
: You were about to summarize about Meme's face!
Eh? But what's this about being distracted then?
: I mean you were staring at her ass quite a bit...
: It does seem to be even bigger now...
*She fondles her massive cheeks, her pajamas getting torn as she bends over again. Her sexy panties are seen underneath.*
: Oh no! It seems like my ass is breaking free of my clothes! Now how will I fit inside the fridge?!
: That is quite the quirk you have there...
Nothing wrong with Meme's silly antics, and we'll get to them later. Do know that Meme has a great face though!
: But of course, how could anyone resist my youthful beauty~
Certainly! And your dot nose and all your great expressions certainly help too!
: I'm glad to hear that, and I hope that you will continue to praise me in the further sections.
I still have a lot to go, but I certainly will praise you as much as you deserve! As for how much that is, you'll have to keep reading!
*With that Topaz continues the blog.*
==Body==
===Build===
Unfortunately unlike most of the main girls in Denpa Onna Meme lacks any sort of measurement. This insult against mature beauties should not be taken sitting down, as she doesn't even have a height! Still, she seems to be fairly average height or so, and she does have pretty nice legs as well as a curvy figure fitting being an adult. She also gets two noteworthy ass scenes, including bending over and shaking which the lead feels attracted to (and disturbed by that fact). It helps out that fanart helps out with giving her assy art, at least at the time as it's sadly been a while since her series. But her ass is really amazing and should be praised more even if I cannot find the proper words for such a beautiful sight. It's a shame she didn't get more assy scenes, but I suppose that might be too much to ask for with a side character. Still, even if Meme lacks measurements her body shape is pretty good and of course we can't forget about how great her big motherly ass looks!
Grade: B+
===Chest===
This is a really strange case, as Meme's chest size fluctuates a little. She usually seems pretty busty, though she also doesn't make it too obvious as far as I remember, but there's one official image where she's nearly as flat as Erio! That said, it's probably more a case of that one being wrong as the anime and light novel images seem to point towards a larger size. Fortunately as said she doesn't really show off all that much, especially compared to other series (especially other SHAFT series) so overall Meme might be on the bigger side but she still does alright in this area. It fits her being an adult I suppose.
Grade: B
===Clothes===
Meme does pretty alright when it comes to her wardrobe. Her usual outfit is a very nice suit, with a black blazer over a white shirt and matching black tight skirt. With it she usually wears pantyhose, which completes the very nice outfit as well though she doesn't wear any sort of neckwear sadly. Other outfits include a pair of pink and red pajamas with quite tight bottoms (no doubt due to her aforementioned big ass), a baseball uniform which is tight for likely the same reasons, two different types of bikinis, a nice white dress, and a sorta one piece swimsuit-type of swimsuit (the top seems to head towards the bottom, which is side tied). Overall while there seems to be a lot of bikinis for some reason Meme overall does quite well when it comes to this area, with a lot of tight adult outfits which suit her curvy, assy body, though more would have been helpful.
Grade: B+
: Ara, it would appear that I'm doing quite well once again~
But of course, as your body looks great!
: Is there any doubt~
*Meme poses in silly ways, but certainly doesn't forget to bend over to show off her huge ass which has wedged up her panties. Her bare motherly cheeks are exposed.*
: So big...
: But of course, even normally I have quite the lovely ass. Now that I've been blessed to become even bigger thanks to the blog I will be able to show off even better~
Certainly! Sadly I am not able to judge you as far as your size currently. Still, you do really well. Especially compared to girls these days.
: Indeed, though it is a shame that I don't have any sort of measurement.
I agree! You don't even have height, which is unfortunate. I suppose that you might have ended up mamocentric, which would have been unfair. At least now fanart seems to acknowledge you're assy.
: Ufufu, that's always fortunate. Even if sadly I don't get a lot of art these days.
True, which is unfortunate. I mean being fair your series is over a decade old, so having some fall out might be expected. Sadly you weren't as popular as you deserve either.
: That is certainly true. I could easily be the most loved character~
: Well, you're at least close. Erio is the main character, but you're likely in second!
Note that I don't have any data to back you up. But you still look really good!
: Ahhh~ Keep on saying how beautiful I am~
But of course! Though besides your ass your body is still good as well. It's just that those are the scene that tend to be memorable.
: Well, not the ONLY memorable thing...
: What could you be talking about?
Ah yes, while it isn't part of the show there is the issue of the mysterious chest. Being fair I do think that Meme is somewhat busty, but you do have that one picture where you look practically flat!
: Ufufu, which one is it really~ Well, I'll say that image is a bit of an error, but if you want to think of me as being slender I wouldn't mind. Chest-wise of course, I'm not talking about my ass.
: True as that's a giant on its own, even before Topaz did his blog on you.
I can only imagine how big it will be...
*Topaz has a goofy face as his active imagination begins.*
: Don't get distracted, Topaz!
: That's right! After all, you won't need to just IMAGINE if you continue with the blog. My ass will grow even further, tearing past my clothes!
Sounds very sexy... So let's get to the next sections immediately!
: You can't do that yet, you still have to talk about Meme's clothes!
: But I can just tear through them with ease~
Sounds sexy... But she's right. Fortunately your clothes are great. I like suits even if yours is missing some kind of neck wear, but the pantyhose looks quite nice and more than makes up for it. You also have a lot of great tight-ass outfits like the pajamas and baseball uniform.
: In all fairness anything is tight against my huge ass~
That it certainly is, though it's a shame that you didn't have a chance to show off your cheeks in the show itself. I mean, you showed the curve, but it would have been great to show off further!
: Knowing SHAFT they probably would have censored it...
True, they did randomly hide Erio's panties for no good reason. Boo Japanties striking again!
: Luckily that is not an issue in the blog, so I can show off freely~
*And Meme does just that, shaking her enormous ass while bending over. She even bounces her plump cheeks, fondling them for the camera.*
You're good at showing off, as more girls need to be.
: I know how to pamper your readers after all. But I could use some more size. Go on and continue with the blog~
But of course, as we still have a little more to go!
*With Meme paying attention to him Topaz continues with the blog.*
==Mind==
===Personality===
Meme might seem to have a childish side, and I suppose that is certainly true. She is quite childish and playful, but in a humorous way rather than a bad one. She does a lot of silly things, including sitting in the fridge to try and stay youthful. That said, she does come off as a little negligent towards Erio, her daughter, and seems to be selfish as a result. It's more that Meme doesn't know how to really be a good mother as it was dropped suddenly on her and she hasn't had much assistance in raising Erio. She does let her be, even if it means that her daughter misses school. Fortunately other than not knowing how to manage Erio Meme is still somewhat responsible. Due to her family she's the president of a Japanese confectionery shop even if we don't see a lot of her work. This means that she can at least support herself and her family, and still continues to watch over her daughter when able. Luckily Makoto comes to help break Erio out of her shell as I imagine Meme wasn't sure what to do with her. Still, we don't see a lot of Meme's personality as she's mostly a side character, but overall she's still entertaining when she needs to be and I can only imagine the light novels help out a bit (even if sadly it got canceled due to lack of interest). Meme is voiced by Ai Nonaka, who gives her a very fun personality. Some other roles she'd done include Fuuko from Clannad, Kyouko from Madoka (SHAFT likes using her a lot), Konoka from Negima, and Frankenstein from Fate.
Grade: B+
===Libido===
Meme has a daughter so you should know that she isn't completely vague in this area. Granted she's not quite sure how she became pregnant, but I assume it's not because she's confused about the “process”. Still, Meme is technically an unmarried mother and while she still has a great affection for Erio's father Elliot he's an idiot for not being with her more as she's amazingly beautiful! Meme also enjoys teasing Makoto, her nephew who is staying with her, and helps him calculate his “youth points”. Incest is something I approve of, and she doesn't mind teasing him even if he's unfortunately more interested in Erio. The two even seem to get together in the sadly rushed ending, and it's possible that they're going to Meme's wedding. Or a wedding with Meme as they still live with her, the translation notes I found were murky at best so who knows. Still, being a good tease and especially towards her nephew for a bit of incestuous appeal Meme does pretty well. He even seems worried due to how sexy she looks on occasion, as mentioned earlier!
Grade: B
===Age===
Meme does really well, even if she doesn't appreciate just how well she can do. She starts the series at thirty-nine, and fairly early on she turns, well, “39+1” in her own words. Meaning forty of course. Fortunately I'm not Japanese so I can see the beauty in a mature mother like her, and even if she looks quite young that only helps her appeal to me. And one cannot forget that she has a sixteen year old daughter, as well as the age difference between her and her nephew Makoto as that also makes it sexy. Still, while overall Meme probably technically “ages out” of my normal range it's irrefutable how good she is here and her mature age is only one of many great things about her.
Grade: A
Total Grades: 81
Average score: 9.0
Final Grade: B+
And with that the blog is complete! What did you think of it, Meme?
*Meme is sitting down, touching her fingertips together.*
What's the matter?!
: Perhaps you said something she didn't enjoy.
But I said only things that were true, or at least my opinion! I don't see what I could have said...
: Is it not obvious... you called me an old hag!
Nonsense! I would never say something about that, especially about a girl as beautiful as you are!
: Then why didn't I do better when it comes to my age? You hate me because I'm... mmmfortymmm...
*She mumbles as she looks to the side.*
: You shouldn't worry about that. Topaz is approaching that age too!
Please don't remind me... Then again it's better than the alternative.
: So it's not my age that's a problem?
Certainly not, as you still did really well when it comes to your age! You are slightly out of my “ideal” range, but you are still are A-quality! And who knows, in a few years my opinions might change.
: Because you'll be older then.
Precisely! But you still do really well Meme.
: I see then. I suppose I shouldn't be insulted, nor should I take away your youth points.
That's a relief, since as old as I am I can use as many of them as I can get! Hopefully I can refund some and return to being a shota!
: I'm not sure that's how those points work, Topaz...
: True. And I suppose that I should only value youth points with Makoto anyway.
True. Though I do appreciate you flirting with your nephew who is staying with you. Not that it went anywhere, but he still kept it in the family.
: Much like a European noble I suppose.
Exactly, though again nothing wrong with that. Especially as I like it when older girls hit on younger guys.
: I can tell, as you mentioned becoming a shota again. Though while I wouldn't mind being young I'm glad you enjoy how I am now.
Of course, as you're a great fun mother! You may not be the most dependable mother, but for a single one who doesn't know what to do you at least take care of Erio. Mostly.
: Being fair I imagine many people wouldn't know what to do with her after what happened. I'm sure you did your best to protect her.
: But of course! I may act goofy, but I still take making sure Erio is comfortable and not stressed seriously!
As you should, even if it took Makoto to get her out of her shell. Or futon, as the case may be.
: And of course her voice is great too!
That it is, since as said SHAFT likes using her VA. Overall Meme does really well, and I thank you for allowing me to talk about you.
: But of course, it is my pleasure. And I greatly enjoy this huge ass you've blessed me with~
*Meme then shows off her fat ass, which was so big she couldn't wear panties any longer. Granted anything “private” is still hidden, but not her enormous cheeks as no clothing could cover them.*
: That's so massive that I'm even a little jealous.
Heh, as girls like you should be jealous of mothers.
: I-I only said a little! You don't need to take it out of context!
: I'm sure that Topaz wouldn't mind making you into a “mother” as well~
: D-don't bring that up! Topaz, since we're done here how about we get going?
You just want to leave because you envy Meme's fat ass.
: As she should~
: N-not at all! I just know that if we stay here much longer a villain is likely to show up!
*The doorbell rings.*
That's your fault for bringing it up.
: Don't worry, as Erio knows better than to open the door.
*Erio goes to the door, opening it almost immediately.*
Remote: Eh heh heh, it seems that I was able to get inside!
How horrible! To think that you would trick Erio so easily!
: But she brought candy...
: What did I tell you about taking candy from strangers?
: Only if it is top class!
: N-no, not that lesson!
: Before we get into Meme's strange parenting lessons let's not forget that we have a villain to deal with!
Remote: To think that I would be defeating you in this average, boring house! This time I won't try to kill you in a way that makes it look like an accident either! I'll activate my chakras and-
*She starts fondling herself.*
: What's she even doing?
Checking for lumps?
: Maybe she's going to release some boob-themed laser or something!
: We can't be having that, so allow me to defeat you!
Remote: Defeat me? But you're nothing but a housewife!
: I may be a mother, but thanks to Topaz I have the ASS-ets to defeat you and your mamocentric combat!
Remote: Eh? How are you going to defeat me with that enormous ass? Wait, no. I-I don't want you to-
*Meme turned around and knocks Remote out the window. She falls into a conveniently-placed fridge and begins sliding down a hill.*
Remote: N-NOOO! You haven't seen the last of me Topaz!
: Wow! Mom's ass sure is powerful!
: Ufufu, you should see me do something even “stronger”.
: I'd prefer not to see that. Perhaps it's time for us to go.
Sounds good to me, and hopefully MAL is feeling better next time!
: I thought this site was a little different than usual...
Darn those hackers, even if they reference Lain. But it's a shame that blogs can't be posted there. Still, the blogs shall go on but who to look at next...
: Well, it's getting warmer out and we've done a lot of girls with blue hair this month. How about a darker shade as we go into the “ocean”?
Perfect idea, though hopefully she doesn't get attacked by villains. Again. But check us out next week as we look at a very lovely blue haired idol!
*With that Riri and Topaz leave Meme's house, heading towards their next character to blog,*