Lunarian

Lunarian is a character in Mini-Grand 5317
==Profile==
===Description:===
He's wearing nice thin and black glasses with a polo shirt like some douche. The polo is a very nice green color with white stripes. He's got black hair that's cut pretty short and he's a bit tan because his family is from the Caribbean. He has a watch. He's got jeans. He's got nice tennis shoes. Those last things are all blue.
He might be one tub of hair gel away from looking like sort of a douche bag but he is isn't I swear. He is sort of savvy about things and can usually tell why someone is mad and likes to attempt to console them. He is usually focused on presenting himself in a nice manner, but sometimes he sort of flips character, in that sometimes he's cynical and other times he is overtly naive and he doesn't know when he does it and he might be a bit schizophrenic but oh well. When he gets mad he sort of gets in a huff and then just cries afterward. He doesn't like to break things.
He doesn't really pay attention to romance or anything.
He also really fucking hates dogs.
He really does.
Don't let them near him.
===Items/Abilities:=== 
He doesn't really have any powers other than sometimes he falls asleep and then he dreams things that later make him have Deja Vu so I suppose you could say that he's maybe a prophet or something. He isn't athletic but he's not a wimp either and he could probably punch out fuckin brits who keep tryin to out do him FUCK YOU MIJ (just kidding i love you <please love me>).
He also has a new internet capable PEARGENIUSUPHONE that he may or may not know how to use.
===Biography:===
High School Senior who spends an inordinate time on the internet, having amassed an obnoxious amount of posts on some internet forum (over 10,000) for no reason other than obsession and alleged love. Most of them are in the Games Sub Forum or the Collab Subforum. He finds himself in the unfortunate situation where he's in the middle of everything and finding conflicting feelings between the different parts of the forum and while it isn't his problem he can't fucking help trying to fix everything. He wishes that everything could be unicorns and rainbows on that forum but it will never be. He idol worships various forum peoples such as the Grand Battle supah stars and certain people of bird and cracker nomenclature.
One day he will fly over to a specific Austrian's house and beat him up just because.
Category:Characters
Category:Non-Canon Characters
Category:Mini-Grand Characters
Category:Humans