Cosmic Carnage

"Cosmic Carnage" is a Testicular Torsion short.
==Transcript==
[INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - NIGHT A group of eccentric aliens gathers around a peculiar device that can manipulate reality. They're having a strange and twisted feast.]
Alien leader: [excitedly] Behold, the buffet of bizarre delicacies! Today, we shall indulge in a unique meal.
[Ron DeSantis, the Florida Governor, appears tied up on a large table.]
Ron DeSantis: [nervously] What is this madness? Let me go!
Alien leader: [laughing] Fear not, Mr. DeSantis. This is merely a bizarre, outlandish experience.
[The aliens activate the reality-bending device, and a giant space monster materializes. It opens its enormous mouth and devours Ron DeSantis in one gulp.]
Ron DeSantis: [screaming] Aaah!
[The aliens cheer and applaud the spectacle.]
Alien #1: [laughing] The flavors of politics are quite interesting, don't you think?
Alien #2: [chuckling] Indeed! Now let's see what happens next!
[To everyone's surprise, the giant space monster spits out Ron DeSantis, who emerges with an adventurous glint in his eye.]
Ron DeSantis: [confidently] You may have tried to devour me, but I won't back down!
[Ron DeSantis grabs a nearby alien laser blaster and starts firing at the monster, showing incredible survival skills and wit.]
Alien #1: [admiringly] He's quite a formidable opponent!
[The battle rages on, with Ron DeSantis impressively holding his own against the monstrous foe. Finally, he manages to defeat the giant space monster, sending it sprawling.]
Alien leader: [astonished] Well, Mr. DeSantis, you certainly exceeded our expectations.
Ron DeSantis: [smiling] Thank you. I've always been up for a challenge.
[Just when everyone thinks the ordeal is over, the reality-bending device glitches again, and the same giant space monster reappears. Before Ron DeSantis can react, it devours him once more, like a twisted cosmic loop.]
Alien leader: [fascinated] It seems the buffet is not yet complete. What an extraordinary display of tenacity!
[The aliens continue to watch the bizarre spectacle, fascinated by Ron DeSantis' ability to face the same fate twice. FADE OUT.]
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