Impress My Professor

"Impress My Professor" is a song sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz in the episode, "Oil on Candace", done in the style of a Broadway musical.
==Lyrics==
:Doofenshmirtz: Back in class, Evil 101...
:I always had so much fun...
:Though the one who advised me...
:Openly despised me...
:Still I always tried to be number one
:Well I wanted a mentor to share my world view
:But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true
:Now I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement
:So there's only one thing I must do:
:I must impress my professor
:Singers: (He's got to be good)
:Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor
:Singers: (He's misunderstood)
:Singers: He needs validation for his evil creation
:Doofenshmirtz: (Oooh-oooh)
:Doofenshmirtz: Like any good evil scientist would
:Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor to be a success
:Singers: He must impress his professor to be a success
:Doofenshmirtz: Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
:Singers: Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
:All: In the eyes of this person
:Who's opinion may worsen
:Doofenshmirtz: If my evil invention's not great
:Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor!
:Singers: (Impress his professor)
:Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor!
:Singers: (Impress his professor)
:Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor
:All: Before it's too late!
==Background Information==
*Doofenshmirtz uses virtually the same hat and cane as seen in My Goody Two-Shoes Brother.
*The finale on the tiered stage is a throw back to classic Broadway performances.
*When the background singers say the line "He needs validation for his evil creation," two of his inventions are quickly wheeled on and off-stage. If you notice closely, in order, the two inventions seen are the Freezeanator and the Monster Truck away-inator ("It's About Time!", "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World").
*The dancing women of this song appeared in the song "He's Eviler" ("The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein"), and will appear in "Charmed Life" ("Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo"), and in "Give Me Your Money Today", of "The Secret of Success". They also appear during Mom Look from "Rollercoaster: The Musical!"
Category:Songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Season 1 Phineas and Ferb songs