Return of Kaede

Return Of Kaede is the fifth episode of the second season of Spongeorama.
== Plot ==
After the events of Jars University, Kaede returns to write another episode and mentally tortures SpongeBob.
== Transcript ==
* [We see a shot of Rick Sanchez' room - y'know, the guy who globals people for no reason? He's asleep and it's late at night. Kaede appears with a knife in his hand.]
* Kaede: この変換は、実際には正しくありません! [subtitles: He will get what he deserves and burn in hell, nyu~]
* Rick: Oh hey, are the translators deciding to make you a catgirl again because they can? lolz hate it when that happens
* Kaede: これらの字幕が間違っていました！ 私はそう言いませんでした！[subtitles: ikr]
* Rick: Anyways Kaede, you don't have to stab me or anything, you're ungloballed now.
* Kaede: なんてこったい！？私はちょうど遅い夕食を作っていた、あなたを刺すつもりはありません! [subtitles: Good, now I can use the pain and suffering of everyone on Wikia to feed my dark and heartless soul, nyu~ Don't worry Rick-kun, I will let you go this time, nyu~]
* Rick: Oh no! He's going to torture everyone on Wikia! I have to warn my good friends!
* Kaede: [in fabu engrish skillz] wat friends? XD, roasted~
* Rick: oh no i forgot i'm forever alone because i'm a bitch to everyone and don't respect people's opinions on anime now all of wikia is doomed
* Kaede: 私は悪い何かをするつもりはありません！なぜ翻訳者はこれをしますか？[translation: lol bitch seeya nyu~]
* [the scene cuts to SpongeBob and PaTron gathered around the computer]
* SpongeBob: PaTron, why are we playing this eroge?
* PaTron: I don't know! The writer must be making us do this, I wouldn't ever think of playing such an indecent game.
* SpongeBob: ...sure.
* PaTron: but tbh she be thicc af
* SpongeBob: wait what
* PaTron: Nothing, nyu~
* SpongeBob: What is with us today? Playing eroge, saying nyu at the end of our sentences... who is the weeaboo-af writer for this epis-...
* PaTron: What is it SpongeBob?
* SpongeBob: [Vietnam war flashbacks] [cries softly] K...Kaede... he's writing the episode...
* PaTron: Oh no!
* Kaede: [with the most beautiful and perfectly executed English voice] That's right, mwahaha! Torturing Wikia has become boring for me now. I will just torture you again instead! Mwahaha!
* SpongeBob: PaTron, we need to stop Kaede from torturing us again! We have to find his weakness!
* Kaede: [in a smooth, seductive, sexy English voice] Why are you playing that eroge, SpongeBob? Not that I'm complaining I'm quite enjoying this ;3 [nosebleeds]
* PaTron: You wrote this eroge in the script! We had no will to play it whatsoever!
* Kaede: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* SpongeBob: Wait, so the eroge is just here so Kaede can um... "enjoy it"?!
* Kaede: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* PaTron: Why is he only using lenny faces to talk to us now instead of his godawful English?
* Kaede: because i'm tired of recording those cringey voice clips with an overdone accent that stereotypes people of my country, it takes so much time, it's not that funny, and it's a little racist actually ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* Kaede of Correct Lingual Portrayal: Guys, that's not how I sound like at all! I came back from the future to stop him stereotyping us all!
* Masochist Kaede: And the torture begins... ;3
* PaTron: What? I don't get it. Last time he wrote an episode there were tons of you... but now there are tons of him. How does this affect you?
* SpongeBob: They're all Kaede. This affects the stability of the entire universe because one Kaede is already a mistake.
* Clinically Depressed Kaede: a mistake... that's what my mother told me... [cries]
* Triggered Kaede: WTF, CLINICAL DEPRESSION IS A SERIOUS DISEASE AND YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT OMFG KAEDE IS A BITCH CONFIRMED HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF OMG EVERYBODY LETS KILL KAEDE GUYS
* Masochist Kaede: Which one?
* Triggered Kaede: ALL OF THEM!
* Masochist Kaede: ME FIRST ;3;
* Clinically Depressed Kaede: ME FIRST PLEASE END MY LIFE ;3;
* SpongeBob: How many Kaedes are there?
* PaTron: My super-hyper-ultra future tech detects there are 420 Kaedes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
* SpongeBob: Oh no! There's no way we'll ever get rid of all the Kaedes.
* PaTron: We can! All we have to do is get the help of people on Wikia to stop him.
* [Meanwhile, on Wikia]
* Violet: um, yeah, idgaf...
* SpongeBob: But we need your help!
* Violet: this wiki is pretty much people who are just here to talk and write no fandom and then underage users who make fandom like crazy so i really dont care and i see no reason to help you with your problem in your spinoff.
* SpongeBob: No, this is serious! You see, there are 420 Kaedes and they're destroying the balance of the universe!
* Violet: Kaede? You mean the guy from Inuyasha? Or the guy whose name I blatantly ignored by saying that I would get his name confused because I know 4 different Kaedes in the anime I watch right in front of him?
* SpongeBob: The second one (?)
* Violet: Ok, yeah, maybe I'll help then, we did have some pretty good wall sex after all.
* SpongeBob: ...?
* Violet: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* Fangirl Kaede: OmGG i sHIpPED KaeDE x VIOLet as OTP aND nOW itS CAnon [fangirl scream]
* Violet: kys
* Clinically Depressed Kaede: k
* [Clinically Depressed Kaede commits suicide and all the others are dead too.]
* Violet: because magic timeline shit happened they all died ok they're dead now can you give me some money for this
* SpongeBob: lolno bitch
* PaTron: [kills Violet]
* SpongeBob: wtf Kaede is dead the episode should have ended now (?)
* ???: SOMETHING IS STILL HERE, NYU~
* SpongeBob: Hmm? Oh well, I guess we can still continue the episode? So PaTron, how's youdoneciaculistemporurnaavestibulum.Pellentesqueetaugueeunequeportaimperdiet.Proinuteroscommodo,auctorsemut,finibusnisi.Proinplaceraturnaacauguevehicularhoncus.Aliquameratvolutpat.Pellentesqueconvallismollisleo,idvehiculaexscelerisqueac.Aliquamutporttitorpurus.Etiamnonleonisl.Nuncmaximusultricespharetra.Etiamullamcorpermattisanteegetconsectetur.Vivamusvelligulanecmassavehiculatempus.Curabiturluctus,risusvitaemollislobortis,diammetussagittismetus,idfeugiatquamloremcommododiamSTART01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 00111010 00101111 00101111 01101001 01101101 01100111 01110101 01110010 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 00110100 01110100 01000111 01001111 01100010 01000011 01110001
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