Yonise Escapade

== Yonise Escapade ==
In 6 A.B, the Yonise breached containment, when it realized the prison it was kept had been constructed of plastic spoons. It left the Yonise Stronghold intact miraculously, but began to angrily fly through the streets shrieking and raining hellfire down on the citizens of Delaware. The Board of Waifuria immediately launched a squad of elite troopers to quell the Yonise' uprising. Unfortunately, it was already too late by the time that their forces arrived; the Yonise had singlehandedly obliterated every phallic tower in town. The Sauron Microcosm was also lost during the Yonise Escapade. When asked to comment about why it was so selective about destroying the suggestive buildings, the Yonise cited its strict Catholic upbringing and values of modesty.
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