P.V.Q. Song

The P.V.Q Song is a song about the Personal Value Quotient that is sung by Professor Frink, along with Lindsey Naegle, Comic Book Guy, Melvin Van Horne, Julius Hibbert, Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon and Waylon Smithers, Jr..
== Lyrics ==
: Professor Frink:
: Forgive me if it seems like I'm attacking,
: But I find the old IQ test badly lacking;
: If you want to find out just what someone can do,
: You need to learn that subject's P.V.Q.
: It tests for:
: Sympathy and empathy and group collaboration;
: Artistry and neatness and complex socialization.
: And every single aspect of a personality,
: Hey, the P.V.Q.
: Is A.O.K with me.
: It tests for:
: Sarcasm and prudence,
: Not if you're Isaac Newton;
: Confidence, ambition,
: And the teams for whom you're rootin'.
: Sideshow Mel:
: So it's all the little foibles,
: That can make a person whole.
: Professor Frink:
: Trust the P.V.Q;
: The yardstick for the soul.
: Now people, you're all geniuses,
: Others:
: Oh please...
: My, my, well, thank you.
: Professor Frink:
: You can see this is no lark,
: Emotional intelligence is needed for the ark.
: Others:
: Uh-huh.
: Hmm...
: Comic Book Guy:
: You mean earnestness and ego,
: And if they make a mean burrito.
: Lindsey Naegle:
: And the social grace to know,
: When not to wear a Speedo.
: Professor Frink:
: Every trait that integrates a winning personality,
: Everyone:
: Yes, the P.V.Q.
: Is what we'll do to find out who,
: Will see us through;
: Yes, the P.V.Q.
: Is A.O.K.
: With meeee.
: Professor Frink:
: Oivik!
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Category:Season 29 songs
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