The Cooking Pot

The Cooking Pot is the protagonist of The Discontented Cooking Pot. He and the walking stick get tired of their monotonous and grey life and take off into the big world, and after some adventure, they accidentally become rich as a pot of golden coins come into their possession. 
== Role in Story ==
The Cooking Pot was bored with boiling & bubbling all day so he began to complain to The Walking Stick. The cooking pot complains about how he can't bear to stay on the stove & bubble for the remainder of the day with the walking stick agreeing to his statement. The walking stick then carried the cooking pot and the two then began to explore the village that surrounded their abode, naive of what dangers could be roaming about. The pot was described as being "empty inside" and the walking stick was described as being "hardly famous for his wit", however, the start of their trip looked promising, they then ran into an angry bull, to which the pot was almost trampled on by. The walking stick then began to fight back and began to whack the bull soundly on its backside, while the walking stick walloped the bull, the pot jumped into the river, with the walking stick advising the pot to swim, the walking stick then too grew bored of whacking the bull so he plummeted into the river as well. The pot and the walking stick then ran into yet another danger, a pack of strays, who attempted to leap and ravage apart the pot and the walking stick as well, the pot pleaded that the walking stick wallop them as he did the bull, so he did, scaring the strays away. After that, they came across the terrifying the monster of the mine who was terrified of the sight of seeing a pot and a walking stick walking, so he ran away as they chased him, unknown of the hole in his sack which dropped valuable coins that the pot and walking stick began to retrieve, holding the coins inside of the empty pot. The pot was brimming with gold, no one dared to call him "empty-headed" anymore. The two began to read the most elaborate plans after gathering the coins, of visions of wealth and grandeur for their future together. The pot thought to himself, "I shall find someone, who will wrap in wire and make me immortal. They will cover me with wire, strong wire all over, that I may never crack or break" the pot continued to express his desired future life, "And once I have ensured my immortality, I will ensure myself a life of leisure and comfort. I will bribe the cook to make sure I am always brimming over with stuffed cabbage." For the pot simply adored stuffed cabbage. The walking stick added onto this future life of leisure, "From now on, I will be a great lord, and after I have split the riches with my friend, I will find a skilled blacksmith and have a golden button made for my head." The walking stick then thought for a moment, "If I had all the gold we found to myself, I wouldn't have to content myself with a mere button. I could have my entire head covered in gold. Heavens! It would be simply splendid. I would be the most beautiful walking stick in the country. Maybe even the king would notice, perhaps he would even want me to be his scepter. And why should I not have all the gold? Or am I not the stronger one?" The walking stick's head was teeming with cruel and murderous thoughts, and once the pot laid his head to sleep at night, the walking stick slithered to his side and delivered him a single, lethal whack. And thus the pot's good fortune, turned out to be deadly misfortune. The pot's shattered fragments clattered and cried out: "Murderer! Murderer! Murderer!" but the walking stick barely acknowledged his cries and stuffed the coins in a sack and set off to find a blacksmith. The walking stick hopped on and did retrieve a golden crown, but was chased by bandits off a cliff and drowned in a river.
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