2020 Power Rankings-Playoffs 1

== Introduction ==
Down goes momma, down goes momma! After a satisfyingly wild week 13, the playoff picture is set and it does appear as if we are going to make it to the end of the LOC season. A lot of talk during the summer about whether this would actually happen and I think we all underestimated the NFL's ability to forge forward in the face of utter disaster. Get that bottom line, boys.
And the bottom line for us is that we have a 7-6 team in the consolation tournament for the first time in the 10-team era. This comes on the heels of a season when we didn't even have a 7-6 team and instead had three 6-7 teams make the Festival of Champions. It is only fitting in this season that marks a decade of fun in the LOC that something unexpected has happened. I look forward to another decade of unexpected twists and turns.
But before we get to the next 3652 days, it's time to focus on last week and then today. And last week we had one of the most amazing statistical anomolies happen and as Commish this is perhaps my favorite stat I've ever seen...
== All-Time Week 13 Standings (Minimum Two Games) ==
Updated through 2020
Team 	Wins	Losses	Ties	Win Pct.	Longest win streak	Longest loss streak	Current streak
Garoppoblow Me 	7 	3 	0 	0.700 	3 	1 	Won 1
Papa's Posse 	6 	4 	0 	0.600 	3 	1 	Lost 1
Pain Train WOO WOO	6 	4 	0 	0.600 	2 	1 	Lost 1
RIPDab 	5 	5 	0 	0.500 	2 	2 	Won 1
The Shotti Bunch 	5 	4 	0 	0.555 	3 	2 	Won 1
Paddock 9 	4 	6 	0 	0.400 	2 	2 	Won 1
Duck Punchers 	4 	6 	0 	0.400 	2 	3 	Lost 1
ma ma momma said 	3 	7 	0 	0.300 	2 	5 	Lost 1
JarJar Stinks! 	2 	1 	0 	0.666 	2 	1 	Lost 1
Bell of Da Ball 	2 	2 	0 	0.500 	1 	2 	Won 1
Sweet Dee 	2 	6 	0 	0.250 	1 	5 	Lost 1
IAMGROOT 	1 	1 	0 	0.500 	1 	1 	Won 1
Look at the "current streaks" for everyone. 
EVERY SINGLE TEAM broke their winning or losing streak this week. Every team that won last year in week 13 lost this year in week 13, and vice versa. That is fucking awesome. The odds of that happening are....fuck man I don't know it's just really really cool and totally unplanned as far as the scheduling went (I did not pair up every winning team vs. every losing team) and this is just one of those "I love fantasy football" moments for me. 
MOVING ON. 
== Team Records By Month ==
Updated thru 2020 season
Team W/L Records By Month
X 	September 	September	October 	October	November 	November
X 	W/L Record	Avg 	W/L Record	Avg 	W/L Record	Avg
GBM 	17-21 	0.447 	21-23 	0.477 	26-22 	0.542
TDP 	23-15 	0.605 	34-10 	0.773 	26-22 	0.542
JJS 	4-7 	0.370 	6-7 	0.461 	8-7 	0.533
MMMS	17-21 	0.447 	26-18 	0.590 	21-26 	0.438
P9 	15-23 	0.395 	23-21 	0.522 	22-26 	0.458
PT 	21-17 	0.553 	21-23 	0.477 	31-17 	0.646
PP 	16-22 	0.421 	12-32 	0.272 	26-22 	0.542
RIP 	22-16 	0.579 	19-25 	0.432 	27-21 	0.563
SD 	16-14 	0.533 	7-28 	0.200 	15-24 	0.385
TSB 	21-14 	0.600 	30-10 	0.750 	19-24 	0.442
TSI 	5-8 	0.384 	9-9 	0.500 	7-14 	0.333
One team went undefeated in the November window (which also covers week 13, making is a 6-week stretch). Paddock 9 went 6-0. This speaks to how bad he typically is in November, as he is still four games below .500 overall. Most other teams went 3-3. 
== Who's Hot, Who's Not? ==
Scoring Over Last Three Weeks
Team 	Points Scored
The Stupid Idiots	701.97
Pain Train 	701.29
Papa's Posse 	671.51
Paddock 9 	657.42
ma ma momma said 	655.58
RIPDab 	638.70
Garoppoblow Me 	629.13
The Shotti Bunch 	581.50
Sweet Dee 	548.63
Duck Punchers 	475.41
Honestly, not the best look for Sweet Dee and Duck Punchers. You probably don't want to be colder than Shotti or Commish heading into the quarterfinals.  
== Stat Chat ==
*Duck Punchers becomes the 8th team to reach 60 combined losses. He is the last of the original 2011 teams to reach that milestone and it took him 148 games. Shotti, sitting at 52 losses through 137 games, has a chance to best that record in 2021.  
*Duck Punchers' 3-game losing streak is his worst since 2016.  
*The Shotti Bunch becomes the 3rd team to reach 70 regular season wins. 
*Garoppoblow Me (FINALLY) becomes the 7th team to reach 70 combined wins. Papa's Posse is now the only original 2011 team to not yet reach 70 wins.  
*GBM failed to win consecutive games for the first time since 2014, when he also finished 9th at 3-10. 
*Sweet Dee becomes the fastest team to 70 combined losses (119 games).  
*The Stupid Idiots finished above .500 for the first time in franchise history.  
*Paddock 9 wins six-straight games for the first time in franchise history. 
*Paddock 9 becomes the 7th team to reach 60 regular season wins. 
*Papa's Posse has now finished 8th or worse four times in the last five seasons.
*Papa snaps a league-leading 3-game week 13 win streak.
*Shotti's 2412.65 scoring total is over 200 points lower than his previous worst performance. It is the third season in a row that Shotti has set a new record for lowest franchise single-season point total. 
*Despite the loss, Sweet Dee finishes in the top-five for the first time in regular season history.
==Highest Single-Season Points Against Totals==
This chart shows regular season points against and does not include points scored in the post-season.
There have only been four seasons in which a team has had to face more than 3,000 points, and two of those seasons belong to Garoppoblow Me. In both of those years, GBM failed to break 3 wins.
Even though no single team managed to break into the record for most single-season points, two teams found themselves on the list of most points-against. The other was Papa's Posse.
Team 	Year	Total Points
Bell of da Ball 	2018	3169.14
RIPDab 	2018	3062.86
GaroppoblowMe 	2013	3042.46
Garoppoblow Me 	2020	3023.24
Bell of Da Ball 	2019	2973.85
The Shotti Bunch	2016	2947.45
The Shotti Bunch	2018	2938.33
Papa's Posse 	2020	2927.21
Papa's Posse 	2016	2887.25
The Shotti Bunch	2012	
== Matchup Recaps ==
*Garoppoblow Me knocks momma out of the playoffs and sweeps the season series (7-8). 
*The Stupid Idiots punches their ticket to the playoffs in a victory over Papa's Posse (2-5).
*RIPDab sweeps the season series against Pain Train, clinching a bye by less than a point (9-7).
*Shotti plays spoiler by beating Duck Punchers and preventing them from getting a bye (10-7). 
*Paddock 9 wins the Commissioner's Cup outright by beating Sweet Dee out of a bye spot (8-5).
==Trade Tracker ==
TRADE TRACKER: Mixon for CEH
X 	ma ma momma said	ma ma momma said	Pain Train 	Pain Train
X 	Points Scored 	Result 	Points Scored	Result
Week Six 	17.85 	W 	41.23 	W
Week Seven 	X 	L 	15.95 	W
Week Eight 	X 	W 	6.93 	W
Week Nine 	X 	L 	13.80 	W
Week Ten 	X 	L 	X 	L
Week Eleven 	X 	W 	27.93 	W
Week Twelve 	X 	W 	6.38 	L
Week Thirteen 	X 	L 	X 	L
Per Player Average	17.75 	 	18.70 	
Total 	17.75 	4-4 	112.22 	5-3
Starts:
*Mixon: 1
*CEH: 6
Holding strong to that 17.75 point per start average for Joe Mixon.
TRADE TRACKER: DK Metcalf for Slayon/Chark/Kelley
X 	Pain Train 	Pain Train	Sweet Dee 	Sweet Dee
X 	Points Scored	Result 	Points Scored	Result
Week Five 	31.50 	L 	39.68 	L
Week Six 	X 	W 	26.28 	L
Week Seven 	4.50 	W 	8.30 	W
Week Eight 	54.70 	W 	X 	L
Week Nine 	33.80 	W 	43.30 	W
Week Ten 	5.20 	L 	32.30 	W
Week Eleven 	15 	W 	9.50 	L
Week Twelve 	38.30 	L 	0 	W
Week Thirteen 	17.00 	L 	10.10 	L
Per Player Average	25 	 	11.30 	
Total 	200 	5-4 	169.46 	4-5
Starts (Pain Train):
* Metcalf: 8
Starts (Sweet Dee)
* Chark: 7
* Kelley: 1
* Slayton: 7
Alright, fine, I'm going to say it. If this isn't the worst trade in LOC history, I don't know what is. What was the endgame of this trade? If it was to dump Metcalf thinking he was going to cool off, why aren't you selling high? Why aren't you getting James Robinson or Josh Jacobs instead of fucking Justin Kelley? What is the point of having Chark and Slayton, who take up two starting spots and score half the amount of points as Metcalf? I mean literally half. Actually, less than half. Two players, half the points. I just don't get it. 
Go off, king (me to me). My only plausible theory is that this was some sort of scheme to get one-up on Chris somehow. Which actually is scientifically impossible to do. He is ALWAYS going to get one up on you. It is his greatest skill. He is the Picasso of out-fleecing people. Look at that Mixon trade. Never try to out-fleece a fleecer. You think you're going to out-paint Picasso? Save your strokes, people.  
TRADE TRACKER: Cordarrelle Patterson for Giovani Bernard
X 	RIPDab 	RIPDab	Sweet Dee 	Sweet Dee
X 	Points Scored	Result	Points Scored	Result
Week Seven 	X 	W 	26.48 	W
Week Eight 	X 	W 	29.20 	L
Week Nine 	13.08 	W 	X 	W
Week Ten 	30.45 	W 	10.35 	W
Week Eleven 	X 	W 	11.10 	L
Week Twelve 	5.20 	L 	8.90 	W
Week Thirteen 	21.48 	W 	7.15 	L
Per Player Average	17.55 	 	15.53 	
Total 	70.21 	6-1 	93.18 	4-3
Starts:
*Patterson: 4
*Bernard: 6
== Absolute Standings ==
The cosmic scales have a way of balancing out.
Standings if Top Five Teams Won Each Week
Player 	Absolute Record	Actual Record
Paddock 9 	8-5 	10-3
Papa's Posse 	9-4 	5-8
Pain Train 	8-5 	7-6
RIPDab 	8-5 	8-5
Duck Punchers 	6-7 	7-6
Garoppoblow Me 	7-6 	3-10
ma ma momma said 	6-7 	7-6
Sweet Dee 	6-7 	8-5
The Shotti Bunch 	4-9 	3-10
The Stupid Idiots	4-9 	7-6
==COMBINED Absolute Standings==
Standings Combining Actual w/Top Five & Bottom Five
Player 	Absolute Record	Actual Record
Paddock 9 	18-8 	1st - 10-3
RIPDab 	16-10 	2nd - 8-5
Pain Train 	15-11 	4th - 7-6
Duck Punchers 	13-13 	5th - 7-6
Sweet Dee 	14-12 	3rd - 8-5
Papa's Posse 	14-12 	8th - 5-8
ma ma momma said 	13-13 	7th - 7-6
The Stupid Idiots	11-15 	6th - 7-6
Garoppoblow Me 	10-16 	9th - 3-10
The Shotti Bunch 	11-15 	10th - 3-10
== Combined Consolation Team Wins by Year ==
Combined W/L Record of Bottom Four Teams (by Year)
Year	Record
2020	18-34
2019	19-33
2015	19-33
2017	18-34
2016	18-34
2018	16-36
2012	15-37
2011	15-37
2014	15-37
2013	14-38
==All-Time Franchise Single Season Records==
In total, there have been 105 full seasons in the LoC. In 2011, 12 teams played 13 regular season games. Since then, there have been seven more full 13-game seasons played with ten teams in each.
All-Time Franchise Single Season Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	Year
RIPDab  	11	2 	2013
Duck Punchers 	11	2 	2014
Duck Punchers 	11	2 	2012
Paddock 9 	10	3 	2020
Duck Punchers  	10	3 	2019
Garoppoblow Me 	10	3 	2018
Pain Train WOO WOO 	10	3 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	10	3 	2017
ma ma momma said 	10	3 	2014
Garoppoblow Me 	10	3 	2016
RIPDab 	10	3 	2011
Pain Train 	9 	4 	2019
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2019
Papa's Posse 	9 	4 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2016
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2015
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2013
RIPDab 	9 	4 	2017
ma ma momma said 	9 	4 	2012
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9 	4 	2013
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9 	4 	2011
Duck Punchers 	9 	4 	2011
ma ma momma said 	9 	4 	2013
RIPDab  	8 	5 	2020
Sweet Dee 	8 	5 	2020
The Duck Punchers 	8 	5 	2017
Garoppoblow Me 	8 	5 	2015
Garoppoblow Me 	8 	5 	2012
The Shotti Bunch 	8 	5 	2012
ma ma momma said 	8 	5 	2015
B-2 Hallway Gangstas	8 	5 	2011
RIPDab  	8 	5 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	8 	5 	2014
Pain Train 	7 	6 	2020
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2020
The Stupid Idiots 	7 	6 	2020
ma ma momma said 	7 	6 	2020
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2018
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2018
Pain Train WOO WOO  	7 	6 	2017
Papa's Posse  	7 	6 	2016
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2014
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2011
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2013
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2016
IAMGROOT 	7 	6 	2014
The Shotti Bunch 	7 	6 	2014
JarJar Stinks! 	7 	6 	2016
RIPDab  	7 	6 	2016
Garoppoblow Me 	7 	6 	2011
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2017
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2016
Paddock 9  	7 	6 	2012
Brak and Yellow 	7 	6 	2011
why am i doing this 	7 	6 	2012
Bell of Da Ball 	6 	7 	2019
Paddock 9 	6 	7 	2019
ma ma momma said 	6 	7 	2019
Garoppoblow Me 	6 	7 	2019
Sweet Dee 	6 	7 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	6 	7 	2018
Garoppoblow Me 	6 	7 	2017
Sweet Dee 	6 	7 	2015
IAMGROOT 	6 	7 	2013
Big Sacks 	6 	7 	2011
JarJar Stinks! 	6 	7 	2015
Paddock 9 	6 	7 	2014
Bobs Bananas 	6 	7 	2011
ma ma momma said 	6 	7 	2017
Papa's Posse 	5 	8 	2020
RIPDab 	5 	8 	2019
Sweet Dee 	5 	8 	2016
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2012
Duck Punchers 	5 	8 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2016
Papa's Posse 	5 	8 	2016
Paddock 9 	5 	8 	2013
butt fuckers 	5 	8 	2012
JarJar Stinks! 	5 	8 	2017
Papa's Posse 	4 	9 	2019
Sweet Dee 	4 	9 	2019
ma ma momma said 	4 	9 	2018
Papa's Posse 	4 	9 	2017
RIPDab 	4 	9 	2014
Sweet Dee 	4 	9 	2013
GregCincoDos 	4 	9 	2011
Garoppoblow Me 	3 	10	2020
The Shotti Bunch 	3 	10	2020
RIPDab 	3 	10	2018
Butt Fuckers 	3 	10	2018
Papa's Posse 	3 	10	2013
Papa's Posse 	3 	10	2012
Paddock 9 	3 	10	2015
RIPDab 	3 	10	2012
ma ma momma said 	3 	10	2016
ma ma momma said 	3 	10	2011
Garoppoblow Me 	3 	10	2014
Sweet Dee 	3 	10	2017
Garoppoblow Me 	2 	11	2013
Sweet Dee 	2 	11	2014
Paddock 9 	2 	11	2011
==All-Time Regular Season Records==
Below are the all-time regular season records for every franchise in the history of the league, including defunct teams and teams in their inaugural season. Records are updated through 12/13/20. There have been 130 regular season weeks since the league's inception in 2011.
All-Time Regular Season Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W%
The Duck Punchers 	82	48	0.631
Pain Train 	74	56	0.569
The Shotti Bunch 	70	47	0.598
RIPDab 	68	62	0.523
ma ma momma said 	65	65	0.500
GaroppoblowMe 	63	67	0.484
Paddock 9 	60	70	0.462
Papa's Posse 	54	76	0.415
Sweet Dee 	38	66	0.365
The Stupid Idiots 	21	31	0.404
JarJar Stinks! 	18	21	0.462
IAMGROOT 	13	13	0.500
B-2 Hallway Gangsta	8 	5 	0.616
Brak and Yellow 	7 	6 	0.538
bob's bananas 	6 	7 	0.462
Big Sacks 	6 	7 	0.462
Why am I doing this	6 	7 	0.462
GregCincoDos 	4 	9 	0.308
== Most Teams Below .500 by Season ==
Teams Below .500 by Season
Year	Teams Below .500
2020	3
2019	7
2018	5
2017	5
2016	4
2015	5
2014	4
2013	5
2012	5
2011	5
2020 marks the first time that there were only 3 teams below .500
==Worst Record - Bottom Two Teams==
Worst Combined Record of Bottom Two Teams
Year	Record of Bottom 2
2020	6-20
2019	8-18
2018	6-20
2017	7-19
2016	8-18
2015	8-18
2014	5-21
2013	5-21
2012	6-20
2011	5-21
It's been worse, but not by much...
== Best Combined Record of Top Two Teams ==
Best Combined Record of Top Two Teams
Year	Top-2 Record
2020	18-8
2019	19-7
2018	20-6
2017	19-7
2016	19-7
2015	17-9
2014	21-5
2013	20-6
2012	20-6
2011	19-7
==Double-Header Winners==
Double-headers, for the uninformed, are the matchups against the teams you face twice in the regular season. We all face four teams twice every year.
*A "Double-Header Win" means you won both games of that season's double-header.
*A Double-Header Loss" means you lost both.
*A "Double-Header Sweep" means you won all eight. This has never happened but one team came close this year.
*A "DH Swept" means you lost all eight. You do notice one swept. That is from 2011, when we only had two double-headers and Patrick lost all four of those games.
DH Wins
Tean 	DH Wins	DH Losses	DH Sweeps	DH Swept
Duck Punchers 	16 	10 	0 	0
Pain Train WOO WOO	13 	8 	0 	0
RIPDab 	12 	8 	0 	0
Garoppoblow Me 	11 	12 	0 	0
The Shotti Bunch 	10 	5 	0 	0
ma ma momma said 	10 	10 	0 	0
Paddock 9 	9 	10 	0 	1
Papa's Posse 	9 	13 	0 	0
Sweet Dee 	5 	15 	0 	0
Bell of da Ball 	4 	7 	0 	0
This year, Sweet Dee won three double-headers, winning both games vs. GBM, Stupid Idiots, and momma. They also won a single game against The Shotti Bunch. But in week 5 they lost the first of two games against Shotti. So Sweet Dee won 7 of her 8 DH games. 
== Week 13 2020 - Four Missed Field Goals on a Tuesday Night ==
For connoisseurs of content, week 13 did not disappoint.
Thanks to COVID, we had two Monday night games and a Tuesday night game, dragging out the regular season finale like never before.
With the bye up for grabs, Sweet Dee needed 28.53-points to secure a victory over Paddock 9 and clinch a bye. They had Amari Cooper and Greg the Leg going. Paddock 9 had struggled, failing to reach 200 for the first time since week 1 of the season. Gibson had left early with an injury, adding just 2.15 to a measly 14.73 from his entire RB group. And while Sunday night's spectacular performance from Travis Kelce boosted his win%, Mahomes finished 15 points below projection and set Dee up to finish 9-4 on Tuesday night.
Amari Cooper did all he could do, but Greg Zuerlein missed THREE field goals, any one of which would have been enough to put Dee over the top. Instead, she loses by less than four.
That meant that the winner of RIPDab and Pain Train would determine who would skip go and head directly to the final four.
Both teams wanted this one bad and were playing above their projections. Davanta Adams scored 44.50, but was out-done by Darren Waller and his 52.80-point masterpiece against the Jets. Both defenses scored over 22. Both QB's scored over 31. All six flex spots broke double digits. And what it came down to on Tuesday night was Justin Tucker (Pain Train) vs. Zeke Elliot (RIP), with Pain Train up 231.03-222.41.
It may be cliche, but it's true. This went back and forth all night. Early on, Justin Tucker missed just his second FG of the season and broke an NFL-record streak of consecutive makes inside 40 yards that dates back to 2016. Those four points would come back to haunt.
Trailing late in the game, Justin Tucker hit an extra point that put Pain Train ahead by two points. Now in garbage time, Dallas marched down the field into the red zone. RIPDab needed something akin to a miracle. And he got it. Two completions to Zeke, each good for a point, and a total of 16 reception yards (good for another 1.60). Just like that, Nate was up by 1.59. It was almost EXACTLY what he needed in order to take the lead on the last productive drive of Dallas's night.
With a sliver of hope remaining, Pain Train watched Baltimore take it into field goal range with 3 minutes remaining. If Dallas could get a stop, Tucker would kick a FG and send Pain Train to the bye. But Gus Edwards broke a 24-yard run and JK Dobbins finished the deal by punching it in. Instead of a FG, Tucker kicked the extra point. But thanks to that last reception by Zeke, good for 12 yards, Pain Train didn't have enough to close the gap and lost out on the bye. Lost out by 0.59 points.
5th > 4th
Team 	Score
RIPDab 	243.64
Pain Train	243.03
1st > 2nd
Team 	Score
Paddock 9	187.30
Sweet Dee	183.47
With those two results, Paddock 9 notches his first double-digit win season. RIPDab clinches a bye.
Elsewhere in the LOC, the 6-seed was up for grabs. Momma had two paths. The easiest was just to win against 2-10 GBM. However, one of those two wins was against Momma in week one.
Bent on revenge and due for a big week, GBM came out firing. His decisive victory is a mirror of the ending to 2019's seasons, when momma punched their ticket to the playoffs with a blowout against GBM. This time, the ticket could not be punched.
9th > 6th
Team 	Score
Garoppoblow Me 	241.06
ma ma momma said	201.48
But there was still hope for momma because if Stupid Idiots lost, momma would make playoffs by default. And the game vs. Papa was not an easy one. Stupid Idiots held a 224.78-171.69 lead heading into Buffalo vs. SF on Monday night (the late edition). But after Cole Beasely had a Tyreek Hill-like first half, Stupid Idiots started sweating it out. Terry McLaurin had done just 3.60 points worth of damage for Idiots in the early window on Monday, failing to put away the win. Filled with regret over starting Parker (7.90) over Gallman (28.88), Idiots wondered if that one small decision was going to decide their entire season.
Lucky for them, it would not. Beasely was great, but almost too great. Buffalo had SF put away early, which meant that game script favored Idiots. Papa's RB (Mostart) was on a team that needed to throw. His WR (Cole) was on a team that was starting to run and kill clock.
It may not look AS close on paper, but this ten point victory felt just as close as RIPDab's over Pain Train.
7th > 8th
Team 	Score
The Stupid Idiots	224.78
Papa's Posse 	214.89
It's also worth noting that Duck Punchers had a shot at the bye if they could defeat Shotti. This week 13 rivalry has always been fun to watch and as often as I can I make sure this is on the docket for week 13. This year, the game was over before it even started. Shotti was bent on one more win and Duck has been the coldest team in the LOC over the last month.
10th > 3rd
Team 	Score
The Shotti Bunch	207.94
Duck Punchers 	127.6
So another regular season in now in the books. It is now time to look forward into the playoffs.
== Longest Playoff Appearance Droughts by Team ==
Longest Playoff Droughts (by team) - Updated Through 2020 Season
Team 	Consecutive Years Missed 	Seasons
ma ma momma said 	2016-2018 	3
Paddock 9 	2013-2015 	3
Papa's Posse 	2012-2013, 2016-2017, 2019-2020	2
Sweet Dee 	2013-2014, 2016-2017 	2
Garoppoblow Me 	2013-2014, 2019-2020 	2
Pain Train  	2015-2016 	2
The Stupid Idiots	2012-2018 	2
RIPDab 	2018-2019 	2
Duck Punchers 	2015 	1
Jar Jar Stinks! 	2015, 2017 	1
The Shotti Bunch 	2018, 2020 	1
== Active Playoff Appearance Droughts ==
Playoff Droughts (Updated Through 2020 Regular Season)
Team 	Last earned appearance in post-season	Seasons
Papa's Posse 	2018 Festival Quarterfinals 	2
Garoppoblow Me 	2018 Festival Semifinals 	2
The Shotti Bunch 	2019 Festival Semifinals 	1
ma ma momma said 	2019 Festival Quarterfinals 	1
Sweet Dee 	2020 Festival Quarterfinals 	0
The Stupid Idiots	2020 Festival Quarterfinals 	0
Duck Punchers 	2020 Festival Quarterfinals 	0
Pain Train 	2020 Festival Quarterfinals 	0
Paddock 9 	2020 Festival Semifinals 	0
RIPDab 	2020 Festival Semifinals 	0
== Playoff Game Victory Droughts ==
Sortable table, click on header arrows.
This week, Duck Punchers will look to do something he has not done since winning the Glory Bowl in 2014...win a playoff game.
Below is a table of active playoff win droughts. It does not include consolation games like the Salty Dolphin Bowl, and it does not include the Consolation Tournament.
Current Playoff Loss Streaks (Updated Through 2019 Playoffs)
Team 	Last playoff game win 	SeasonsSince Win	LossStreak	Playoff Losses - Teams
Papa's Posse 	2011 Championship Game	8 	3 	2014 Quarterfinals - TSB
2015 Quarterfinals - RIP
2018 Quarterfinals - DEE
The Duck Punchers 	2014 Championship Game	5 	4 	
2016 QuarterFinals - JJS!
2017 Quarterfinals - GBM
2018 Quarerfinals - P9
2019 Semifinals - P9
ma ma momma said 	2015 Semifinals 	4 	1 	2015 Championship Game - TSB
2019 Quarterfnals - TSB
The Stupid Idiots 	N/A 	3 	1 	2019 Quarterfinals - P9
Jar Jar Stinks! 	2016 Semifinals 	2 	1 	2016 Championship Game - TSB
RIPDab 	2017 Semifinals 	2 	1 	2017 Championship Game - TSB
Garoppoblow Me 	2017 Quarterfinals 	2 	2 	
2017 Semifinals - TSB
2018 Semifinals - DEE
The Shotti Bunch 	2017 Glory Bowl 	0 	1 	2019 Semifinals - PT
Pain Train WOO WOO	2019 Semifinals 	0 	1 	2019 Glory Bowl - P9
Sweet Dee 	2018 Glory Bowl 	1 	0 	3 Game Win Streak
Paddock 9 	2020 Glory Bowl 	0 	0 	3 Game win streak
Team 	Last playoff game win 	SeasonsSince Win	LossStreak	Playoff Losses - Teams
As you can see, Papa has also not won a playoff game since his Glory Bowl victory in 2011. But he will have to wait until 2021 for a chance at snapping that losing streak.
== Most Consecutive Top-Four Finishes ==
updated through Regular Season 2020 (Includes bye teams)
Most Consecutive Top-4 Playoff Finishes by Team
Team 	Consecutive Years	Seasons
The Shotti Bunch 	2012-2017 	6
Garoppoblow Me 	2015-2018 	4
ma ma momma said 	2012-2015 	4
RIPDab 	2015-2017 	3
Pain Train WOO WOO	2017-Present 	3
Duck Punchers 	2011-2012 	2
Paddock 9 	2019-Present 	2
Papa's Posse 	2011 	1
Sweet Dee 	2019 	1
Jar Jar Stinks! 	2016 	1
Bell of da Ball 	N/A 	0
==All-Time Franchise W/L Postseason Records==
Below are the win/loss records for every team for every postseason games. This combines Festival main bracket, Consolation bracket, and all consolation games (including Bowl Week games). It does not discriminate between Glory Bowl wins and Million Dollar Game wins. Therefore, the records should be taken with a grain of salt. 
Updated through 1/1/20
All-Time Combined Win/Loss Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W% 	Total Games
The Shotti Bunch 	15	5 	0.750	20
Paddock 9 	13	7 	0.650	20
Sweet Dee 	11	4 	0.733	15
Papa's Posse 	9 	10	0.474	19
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9 	10	0.474	19
ma ma momma said 	8 	12	0.444	20
RIPDab 	8 	12	0.400	20
GaroppoblowMe 	7 	13	0.350	20
The Duck Punchers 	6 	12	0.444	18
JarJar Stinks! 	4 	3 	0.571	7
GregCincoDos 	3 	0 	1.000	3
Bell of Da Ball 	3 	3 	0.500	6
bob's bananas 	2 	1 	0.666	3
IAMGROOT 	2 	3 	0.400	5
Big Sacks 	1 	1 	0.500	2
B-2 Hallway Gangsta	1 	2 	0.333	3
Brak and Yellow 	0 	2 	0.000	2
Why am I doing this	0 	2 	0.000	2
== All-Time Franchise Playoff Records ==
Fourteen teams have played at least one playoff game as of the conclusion to the 2019 season. Of those teams, only four have a winning record in the Championship Bracket (Sweet Dee, The Shotti Bunch, ma ma momma said and JarJar Stinks!).
The Stupid Idiots is the lone active playoff team without a win in the main bracket, while Why am I doing this is the only team to have never won either a main bracket game or a Bowl game. Paddock 9 was 0-3 before earning their first win in December of 2018. Sweet Dee was 0-1 before earning their first win in December of 2018.
The Shotti Bunch holds the record for highest combined winning percentage (0.722) while B2 has the lowest combined winning percentage among teams with at least one win (0.340).
Five teams have never made it to the playoffs. Four are defunct.
Below is the list of all teams who have played in the post-season in the League of Champions. In the case of team name changes, the most recent name is used.
Updated through 1/1/20
All-Time Franchise Playoff Records
Team Name 	W 	L	W% 	3rd Place Games	5th Place Games	Combined W	Combined L	Combined W%
The Shotti Bunch 	12	3	0.857	1-2 	0-0 	13 	5 	0.722
ma ma momma said 	6 	4	0.600	1-0 	0-1 	7 	5 	0.583
Paddock 9 	4 	4	0.500	0-1 	3-0 	7 	5 	0.580
Pain Train 	4 	6	0.375	1-0 	0-2 	5 	8 	0.384
Sweet Dee 	3 	1	0.750	0-0 	1-0 	4 	1 	0.800
Papa's Posse 	3 	3	0.500	0-0 	1-2 	4 	5 	0.444
RIPDab 	3 	5	0.375	3-1 	0-0 	6 	6 	0.500
GaroppoblowMe 	3 	6	0.333	1-3 	1-0 	5 	9 	0.357
Duck Punchers 	3 	7	0.333	1-1 	2-2 	6 	10 	0.375
JarJar Stinks! 	2 	1	0.666	0-0 	0-0 	2 	1 	0.666
B-2 Hallway Gangstas	1 	1	0.500	0-1 	0-0 	1 	2 	0.340
IAMGROOT 	1 	2	0.340	1-0 	0-1 	2 	3 	0.400
Why am I doing this 	0 	1	0.000	0-0 	0-1 	0 	2 	0.000
The Stupid Idiots 	0 	1	0.000	0-0 	1-0 	1 	1 	0.500
== All-Time Festival Quarterfinal Performances ==
Will this week bring us an epic performance like Duck in 2013, or a dud like Duck in 2016, 2017, and 2018? 
Points Scored	Team 	Year
359.58 	Pain Train WOO WOO (PT)	2017
355.42 	The Shotti Bunch (TSB) 	2013
302.53 	Papa's Posse (PP) 	2011
284.46 	Duck Punchers (Duck) 	2013
283.92 	IAMGROOT (IAG) 	2014
277.85 	TSB 	2014
272.31 	ma ma momma said (MMS) 	2015
267.03 	P9 	2019
266.55 	PT 	2014
258.47 	MMS 	2013
254.47 	B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	2011
254.45 	Paddock 9 (P9) 	2018
244.43 	Garoppoblow Me (GBM) 	2012
239.77 	TSB 	2012
237.05 	GBM 	2017
228.57 	PT 	2011
223.99 	RIPDab (RIP) 	2015
222.93 	The Stupid Idiots 	2019
220.41 	Why am I doing this 	2012
214.76 	P9 	2017
212.21 	PP 	2014
211.70 	IAG 	2013
204.72 	Sweet Dee (SD) 	2018
203.00 	GBM 	2011
195.45 	TSB 	2019
189.87 	PP 	2018
183.54 	PP 	2015
181.74 	RIP 	2016
178.55 	JarJar Stinks 	2016
176.67 	P9 	2016
175.43 	P9 	2012
175.35 	Duck 	2017
173.82 	Duck 	2018
166.49 	SD 	2015
160.70 	MMS 	2019
133.50 	Duck 	2016
== Power Rankings ==
APT = Record against playoff teams
ACT = Record against consolation teams
=== 1(1). Paddock 9 (10-3) ===
* APT: 5-2
Simply put? It is alarming how many players got banged up during week 13 for Paddock 9, and this bye week was probably as necessary as a bye week could be for a fantasy team.  
=== 2(2). Pain Train (7-6) ===
* APT: 2-6
A slow start with Robert Woods on Thursday night puts them in a precarious position against a Duck Punchers team that desperately needed a break and got one. But it says a lot that even with the dud showing from Woods, they are still projected to win. It's just a matter of how much the Fantasy Gods hate their guts, I guess.  
=== 3(6). The Stupid Idiots (7-6) ===
* APT: 2-5
Back-to-back clutch performances for Stupid Idiots and a favorable matchup in the quarterfinals. They might not be as strong as they were last season, when they got upset in the first round of the playoffs by the eventual champion, but Stupid Idiots can certainly make their mark in 2020 if they make the right decisions in the flex positions. 
=== 4(7). RIPDab (8-5) ===
* APT: 6-2
Maybe RIPDab had their glitch for this mission? Their 138-point fart was sandwiched between beautiful 256 and 243-point butt cheeks. They have the best record against playoff teams and has a week of rest to get ready for their best shot at winning a Glory Bowl in franchise history.  
===5(3). Sweet Dee (8-5)===
* APT: 2-4
McCaffrey being out is a huge blow to their chances at advancing, especially considering they are one of the colder teams and they still can't get their QB situation right. Baker Mayfield was the answer last week, but now they turn to Matt Ryan. He has thrown the ball over 35 times in each of his last four games, but the Chargers have allowed the fifth-fewest yards in the league and Ryan hasn't broken 26 fantasy points since November 8th.  
=== 6(4). Duck Punchers (7-6) ===
* APT: 5-3
The best thing going for them? Russ Wilson against the Jets today in Seattle. The worst thing? It's the Jets. Seahawks may not push the ball in the air very much.  
=== 7(5). Papa's Posse (5-8) ===
* ACT: 3-2
Came up short of spoiling Idiots's season, which means they came just as far as they needed to in order to ruin Momma's season.  
=== 8(9). Garoppoblow Me (3-10) ===
* ACT: 3-2
GBM was probably not a playoff team in 2020. When all was said and done they were around a 200-point per week squad in a league where 230 points a week is likely what it takes to win it all. But they were easily a 5 or 6 win team. Now they can prove they were worth something but sweeping the Consolation Tournament. 
=== 9(8). Ma ma momma said (7-6) ===
* ACT: 2-2
The death blows between momma and GBM seem to go back-and-forth every year in week thirteen. Look for momma to kick GBM out of the playoffs in 2021. In the meantime, there may be another shot at revenge. If both GBM and MMS win in week 15, they will play each other for control of the draft order in the Consolation Finals. 
=== 10(10). The Shotti Bunch (3-10) ===
* ACT: 1-3
Don't look now but Shotti has broken 200 in three of his last four games. Sights are set on a strong backfield in 2021, and winning their next two games puts them right back in a position of power.   
== 2020 Festival Quarterfinals - 3rd (Sweet Dee) vs. 6th (The Stupid Idiots) ==
Up until November 16th of this year, the winner in this matchup has always scored over 240 points. Sweet Dee swept their season series to take a narrow advantage in their H2H history. This seems to be a blooming rivalry that will add a piece of history in week 14. 
Stupid Idiots is looking for their first ever Festival victory, while a win by Sweet Dee puts them into a semifinal showdown against her own husband.
Head-to-Head: The Stupid Idiots vs. Sweet Dee
Date 	Stupid Idiots	Sweet Dee	Classification	Series Record
09/10/18	224.92 	256.00 	Regular Season	0-1
09/16/19	242.93 	226.24 	Regular Season	1-1
10/14/19	246.78 	175.52 	Regular Season	2-1
09/28/20	197.07 	245.04 	Regular Season	2-2
11/16/20	170.05 	181.42 	Regular Season	2-3
== 2020 Festival Quarterfinals - 4th (Pain Train) vs. 5th (Duck punchers) ==
Just like above, this matchup features two teams who have already played twice this season and the projeted favorite lost both previous games. 
In this case, it's Pain Train coming in as the superior team vs. a Duck franchise that is reeling from a terrible six-game stretch that saw their record-shattering scoring from the first half of 2020 come to a grinding halt. 
These two teams have played in the postseason once, back in 2015. That was a consolation game with a trip to the Heart and Soul Bowl on the line. It was the only season Duck ever missed the playoffs. Pain Train won handily. 
This will be the first time they meet with the Glory Bowl still up for grabs.
Head-to-Head: The Duck Punchers vs. Pain Train
Date 	The Duck Punchers	Pain Train Woo Woo	Classification 	Series Record
09/26/11	242.70 	192.67 	Regular Season 	1-0
10/22/12	250.46 	212.21 	Regular Season 	2-0
10/21/13	291.50 	259.51 	Regular Season 	3-0
10/13/14	241.08 	223.71 	Regular Season 	4-0
09/28/15	128.06 	137.11 	Regular Season 	4-1
11/30/15	180.01 	221.29 	Regular Season 	4-2
12/21/15	158.99 	211.26 	Consolation Semifinals	4-3
11/14/16	207.51 	202.52 	Regular Season 	5-3
10/02/17	223.53 	167.33 	Regular Season 	6-3
10/01/18	218.23 	232.39 	Regular Season 	6-4
09/16/19	159.45 	270.50 	Regular Season 	6-5
11/18/19	135.69 	268.10 	Regular Season 	6-6
09/28/20	282.69 	176.30 	Regular Season 	7-6
10/13/20	276.06 	171.97 	Regular Season 	8-6