Francesco Mennella's Kit n Kate: Lincoln's New Girlfriend / Transcript

== Act 1: Park ==
Kit: Oh Bingo, ready to get the stick?
Bingo: Woof! Woof!
Kit: Ok, then go get it!
*Bingo runs and jumps to get the stick*
*Bingo gets the stick*
Kit: That's my good boy! That's my good boy!
Lincoln: Ugh, this is so boring, i am gonna read some comics
*Lincoln sits on a bench, but one of his comics falls*
Lincoln: Oops!
Ami: Uhm, excuse me is this yours.
*Love music plays*
*Lincoln gets shocked (in love) and his p***s gets long*
Ami: Oh, that's gross!
Kit: What happended?
Lincoln: I, WAS, IN, LOVE.....
*Kit and Bingo goes into a WTF face*
Kit: Ok, maybe we will help you in love.
Bingo: Woof! Woof!
== Act 2: Kit's House ==
Kit: Ok, so the first thing you need to do is being in a good positation.
Kit: So let's see your positation.
*Lincoln gets into a love position but his p***s gets long again*
Lincoln: Stop p***s, getting longer!
Bingo: Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof woof woof!
Lincoln: How do i look in this dress?
*Bingo makes a facepalm*
Bingo: Woof, woof, woof, woof....
*Someone knocks the Kitten's House*
Kit: I wonder who's that!
*Kit opens the Door*
Nobita: Hi dude, so i am here to see that i got a new videogame.
Nobita: So let's gonna pla-
*Nobita looks shocked at Lincoln*
Nobita: Dude, why is he underwear?
Kit: I can explain....
*5 hours of explain later*
Nobita: Oh! So you are helping him to get the girlfriend!
Kit: Yup!
Nobita: Don't worry, Lincoln, i will be a better guide for you to get into perfect love...
Nobita: So, the 3rd step is that you need to be in a perfect haircut, we can't get like this.
*Nobita cuts Lincoln's hair*
Lincoln: Da fuck? Now i look like Ike from Fire Emblem!
Kit: We don't give a shit! You need to stay like that...
Lincoln: So what's the final step?
Kit: Marry her!
Lincoln: Oh yeah, i know the perfect place to get married!
== Act 3: California Beach ==
Ami: Oh, it looks nice that you bring me here!
*Lincoln's face gets into red for the love*
Lincoln: Uh, uh.. thanks....
Nobita: Lincoln! The first step is gonna say what she likes!
Lincoln: Uh, uh.... Ami.... w-what do..y-y-you l-l-l like?
Ami: Oh, i love the beach, and so are you...
Lincoln: Oh yeah, she's in love with me...
Kit: Next step! Kiss her!
Lincoln: o-o-o....oka-y-y-y...
*Lincoln kisses Ami*
Ami: Oh, that's nice!
Kit: Final step! Marry her!
Lincoln: Ahh, Ami, i wanna tell you something....
Ami: What is it?
Lincoln: Will-will-willl yo-you-you-you, m-m-m-m-marry m-m-m-m
Nobita: Cmon Lincoln you can do that, is not that hard.
Kit: Yeah lincoln! DO IT!
*The house behind the beach gets setted on fire*
Ami: Oh, looks that these poor boys!
Lincoln: M-m-m-m-m-maaary, m-m-m-m me?
Lincoln: I can't do this....
Lincoln: WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Ami: Oh Lincoln, i can't....
*Lincoln gets shocked*
Lincoln: Why?
Ami: Because we're only kids...
*Meanwhile Nobita gets setted on fire*
Nobita: CALL 911, PLS! I AM ON FIRE!
Lincoln: Ah! *gets an bucket of water and turns off the fire*
Nobita: Thanks...
Ami: Uh, uh, uh... You're such a cute little boy...
*Ami kisses Lincoln in the hand*
*Lincoln fly in the love sky*
Lincoln: I will never wash this hand off.
Kit: Well, Lincoln didn't get married but he got an kiss!
Nobita: Well an happy ending for all, especially my clothes...
*THE END!*