Hong Kong Phooey

Hong Kong Phooey is a character who appears in: Adongralo. 
The "number one super guy" and a martial artist with a heart of gold. 
==Synopsis==
===Adongralo - Chapter 2: Castle of Chained Goliaths===
Hong Kong Phooey was travelling by a village, where he suddenly saw a castle set ablaze with a group of adventurers rushing away from it. After hearing that they were on a quest to defeat the Black Knight and his gang, Hong Kong Phooey decided to join them on their perilous journey to defeat a wretched villain.
===Adongralo - Chapter 3: Attack of the Giant Penguin===
Bo Jangles took everyone to a nearby village, where there had been reports of a giant penguin attack, which Bo Jangles suspects was one of the Adverse Occult. Upon arrival, they find that the town has a bulletin board with requests for a self defence class and a clean-up request at the local bar. Elred, Hong Kong Phooey, M.A.R.G.E., and Bo Jangles hosted the self-defence class, while Bryeek, Billiot the Idiot, Kirin, and King Octopus helped the local bar clean-up. Elred, under the alias Dennis Guise, tried to convince the participants that he was a master of "Bo Jangles Karate" and affirmed that it required your eyes to be closed in order to master. He then attempted to steal from the villagers as their eyes were closed, but all he managed to find was some family photos and a Nando's card. The villagers weren't really convinced that what they were being taught were real martial arts and were about to give up, but Elred managed to convince them they all accidentally beat up the owner of the youth centre (the location the class was being held).
===Adongralo - Chapter 7: Devastating Consequences===
Alex Jones informed the Bognin Ballers about reports of two men, a pig head and a poop head, being seen in a town nearby. Assuming that they were the final Adverse Occult members, Jamel and Ray respectively, they set out to get them. They arrived in the town at noon and Bo Jangles told everyone to investigate the location of the pig head and poop head. Bryeek, Elred, Billiot, and Iron Juan went to the fountain, where Elred "accidentally" pushed Iron Juan, while Bryeek was pissing in it, getting him all wet and piss-covered. Elred also made a wish in the fountain that he wouldn't tell anyone except God, because it wouldn't come true otherwise. Suddenly, they noticed Bo Jangles, Poetry Pete, and Alex Jones on the other side of the fountain talking, which surprised them. Elred was trying to see what they were saying by lip-reading, but he just ended up doing mocking impressions saying things like "I'm Mr. Bo Jangles and I think I'm the leader! Oooh, look at me!" and several Alex Jones impressions. Jangles eventually saw them out of the corner of his eye and hollered them over to explain that he was just telling Pete, and Jones about how he's surprised they haven't been hunted down by the Ranger, the Black Knight's personal bounty hunter, yet. He also clarified that each primary member of the Black Knight Gang are users of one specific school of magic, so they need to be prepared to face any type of enemy. Bryeek, Elred, and Billiot left the group then went to the fletcher to get crossbows. Elred kicked the store owner in the ribs, breaking her back, for no reason, but she was still willing to advertise her wares, but they soon realised that they still don't have any money. Elred and the store owner got into an argument about the price of a crossbow with Sanrio designs on it. She ended up pushing a button that caused all the crossbows on the walls to fire a bolt at the party, piercing them all, except Billiot, who crawled out of the shop and waited outside. In a fit of rage, Elred cast a fire bolt, but the woman dodged it by using her broken spine, then fired the crossbows again. Elred's assault continued as he struck at her with his rapier, but missed again due to the same trick, where she used the Sanrio crossbow to shoot him in the face, mortally wounding him, but he used his rapier to stab her immediately after. She called him an "asshole" in her final breath, before Elred took the Sanrio crossbow. Billiot came back in and got a crossbow with Xbox Gears of War designs, while Bryeek got one with cosmetics that made it look like a broken crossbow. They then left and went to the Blacksmiths, where they met the owner, StreetFighterFanNo3, who had an idea for a what he calls a "videogame" called "Street Fighter IV", so Billiot followed up saying that he was thinking of something similar in concept to this "videogame", which would involve a fighting bear and a luchador in a Jaguar mask, so Elred suggested the name "Taken". Elred asked to see his wares, but he just got in front of the counter and showed them his clothes, so Elred corrected him and they were shown his stuff. Bryeek eyed up the Morning Star, but wanted an Evening one instead, so StreetFighterFanNo3 put in an order for one from his brother and asked Bryeek to mail it. They then left and went to Tescos, where they collected some meal deals and bumped into Plin Plon the clown who offered to pay for their meal deals as thanks for the whole King debacle a couple days prior. They got to the till and the cashier asked if they wanted to sign up for a Tesco Clubcard in exchange for their souls, so they agreed and were given three demonic papers made from hellfire, which they were supposed to sign in blood. Fortunately, Plin Plon had some extra clown blood for them to use, so they were able to get cards without selling their souls, although they didn't even get a discount on their meal deals with them. One positive though was that there were The Office (UK) post stamps behind the counter available for purchase, which Bryeek bought and used to post the letter given to him by StreetFighterFanNo3. They bid farewell to Plin Plon, but she mentioned that they should stay safe from the poo head and pig head roaming around, surprising the three of them, but it had apparently been on the news that he was in the town just over by the abandoned castle. They thanked her for the information, as she got in her honking clown car, then went to the bar to gather the Bognin Ballers and set off. They arrived in the town, which seemed almost like... a ghost town, but since it was so large, Bo Jangles suggested they split the group up a bit to cover more ground so, Bryeek, Billiot, Elred, King Octopus, the Nun with Green Hair, and Hong Kong Phooey set off North. They looked around and Billiot found a wounded gnome man with a poo head, instantly realising it was Ray, the man they were looking for. He let out several groans of pain, before falling unconscious. Suddenly, they began hearing the clip-clopping of a horse behind them, where they saw a man dressed as a cowboy - it was the Ranger. He pointed his hand crossbow at them and spoke (surprisingly had a hillbilly voice rather than a cowboy voice, but everyone just went with it), explaining that he knew the Bognin Ballers had killed two of his targets already, but have now gathered the rest of them there that very day, so he thanked them, however he assured them that he was going to kill them all. He asked if they had any last words, so Bryeek detailed his traumatic childhood experiences of pushing his balls into his body, which caused the Ranger to explain that was perfectly normal and shouldn't be something he's ashamed about. Bryeek asked him if he could do it, so the Ranger stood up on his horse and pulled down his trousers with one hand, while still pointing his crossbow at the party with the other. He then shoved his ball sack into his body, before inhaling his cigarette and exhaling it as his balls dropped back out, before revealing his "party trick", which was to inhale his cigarette, as his balls went in, then exhaled, as his balls dropped and the smoke came out of his penis. Everyone was impressed, but then a bunch of the local fauna in the abandoned area approached at the whims of the Ranger, who was now preparing himself for battle. Bryeek, King Octopus, and the Nun with Green Hair attacked the Ranger, so he called them meanies and ran away on his horse, while his animal allies approached. The other three started attacking the nearby animals that were approaching an unconscious Ray, protecting him. Elred and Hong Kong Phooey rapidly advanced towards the other animals to deal with them, while Bryeek and King Octopus approached the Ranger by attacking the animals in their path. Billiot the Idiot and the Nun with Green Hair stayed in the initial position, protecting Ray and providing support to the others (mainly Elred who was getting viciously mauled by a group of squirrels). Although the start was somewhat balanced, things took a turn for the worse as Elred and Hong Kong Phooey were getting viciously beaten by squirrels, a problem that grew worse as foxes, and later snakes, approached too, in addition, Bryeek attempted to advance towards the Ranger while ignoring a fox that he trusted King Octopus to deal with, but it ended up tearing one of his tentacles off and mortally wounding him further. The Nun with Green Hair was also missing a lot of her dodgeball shots at enemies, embarrassing herself in front of her crush, Billiot the Idiot. Hong Kong Phooey retreated and the Nun with Green Hair revived him, while Billiot the Idiot was forced by Elred to stop helping him and deal with the fox attacking King Octopus, while Elred attempted to tank the damage he was receiving from the animals surrounding him. Elred managed to kill a squirrel, but he was attacked by a snake, putting him in critical condition, so the fox dragged him into its little den with the snake. Fully healed and seeing this happen, Hong Kong Phooey raced down to rescue his friend, where he was stopped by the snake and the fox. The snake jumped at Hong Kong Phooey, but was caught and used like nunchakus to bludgeon the fox, killing them both. He raced into the den, but only found the corpse of his fallen ally. He grabbed his limp corpse and let out a powerful cry, knowing that he could've saved him had he been there just a moment earlier. Meanwhile, Bryeek had finally caught up to the Ranger and he swung his axe at him, dealing critical damage, but two snakes attacked him and the Ranger shot him clean in the face with his crossbow, but he somehow survived the damage. Billiot the Idiot, King Octopus, and the Nun with Green Hair wanted to help, but a bunch of squirrels were menacingly approaching, alongside another fox, so they were stuck dealing with that problem. One squirrely managed to reach Ray and it bit him, waking him out of his sleep, so he suffocated it in poo, allowing the other three to advance to Bryeek without delay. Bryeek tried ignoring the snakes and was able to hit the Ranger again, even managing to dodge his opponent's whip attack, but the snakes were unrelenting and attacking him more. He looked up at the Ranger to check his condition and saw that he was only mildly bleeding, so he said "this is just like Avengers: Endgame", to which the Ranger corrected him saying, "actually, it's like Avengers: Infinity War". Suddenly, the Nun with Green Hair threw a dodgeball at one snake, while Billiot the Idiot shot the other one with his crossbow, killing them both, allowing Bryeek to retreat alongside them while finishing off his Tesco meal deal to regain some lost health. King Octopus approached to for some extra support, but to everyone's dismay, Hong Kong Phooey arrived - alone. He told Billiot the Idiot what happened, enraging him and all five of them posed dramatically, while the Ranger thought "wow, this is just like the Avengers… wait, does that make me Loki? I'm going to need a minute to think about this." He then pulled out a stone with a rune on it and teleported away. The five Bognin Ballers felt a sudden mixture of relief from not having to fight such a powerful foe, coupled with annoyance that they didn't get revenge on the man who got Elred Cockamamie-Jones killed. The rest of the Bognin Ballers had finally arrived after hearing all the commotion and Bo Jangles, M.A.R.G.E., Iron Juan, Kirin, Poetry Pete, and Alex Jones asked where Elred was, only to be met with a depressing silence. They set up camp for the night and held a funeral for Elred Cockamamie-Jones with the Nun with Green Hair handling the religious formalities. After her speech, she asked if anybody had anything they wanted to say, so Billiot the Idiot stood in front of everyone and gave a short, but heartfelt speech, but he was suddenly at a loss for words, causing Bryeek to tearfully shout out, "he stole the words out of your mouth from beyond the grave!" From afar, Hong Kong Phooey asked Bo Jangles, "was Elred a good thief?", to which he answered, "no. He was the greatest thief to ever live." Ray and Jamel's wounds were being treated by Tev Twelve in an abandoned house nearby and when they came to, Poetry Pete and Alex Jones were there too. Although their time apart wasn't that long, it felt good to be reunited and they caught up with good laughs. Ray and Jamel then told their allies that the reason they were in this village was because the witch that cursed them was housed up in the nearby abandoned castle.
===Adongralo - Chapter 12: Grimsby Brothers vs. Royal Army! The Battle will be in Dr. Evil's Secret Lair!===
After uncovering a giant conspiracy about the Black Knight Gang secretly pulling the string behind a magic civil war in Double Dinky, Austin Powers led the Bognin Ballers to Dr. Evil's Secret Lair, hoping to get there before the Grimsby Brothers, but they were suddenly stopped within the forests just before it by two familiar faces: Kallian McCain, the ranger of the Black Knight Gang and the man who killed Elred Cockamamie-Jones, and next to him, Xi Men, the mad druid from the Himalayas and Hua Men's brother. McCain threatened to kill all of the Bognin Ballers to get to the remaining members of the Adverse Occult, but they were prepared to take that risk, until Bo Jangles whispered to Billiot, Sakura, and Bryeek, telling them that they didn't have the time to spend fighting them both, so they should choose to leave some units there to fight them, while the rest rush to Dr. Evil's secret lair. Despite not truly wanting to leave anyone behind, they knew it was for the best, so Hong Kong Phooey stayed, wanting revenge for his fallen friend, Elred, with Alex Jones, who didn't want to run away anymore. Alongside them were, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers.
===Adongarlo - Chapter 13: Deadpool===
The Druid and the Ranger effortlessly killed Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, and Joey Essex and had wounded Alex Jones, Hong Kong Phooey, and Austin Powers. The Ranger called Alex Jones "anti-future", prompting him to go on a massive rant, where he called out the Black Knight Gang for all their crimes like starting war in Double Dinky, but McCain shot him in the face with a flame arrow to shut him, enraging Austin Powers and Hong Kong Phooey. The final four combatants were locked in combat and McCain managed to land a finishing blow on Powers, while Xi Men pushed Hong Kong Phooey to the ropes. Attempting to finish him off with one final devastating blow, the Druid unleashed an thunderous bolt at the dog only for Bo Jangles to rush in and save his friend's life in a nick of time. The Meg joined the fray alongside him, but realised they were too late, as she managed to cut away at Kallian McCain. Xi Men managed to knock her out with a kick and made sure his ally was okay, but before he could return to finishing off the Bognin Ballers, they were teleported mid-sentence.
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