Rock Band (webisode)/Transcript

[theme song]
[Clothes are thrown around— specifically a garment on top of the chick’s cage and a shoe in the clownfish’s bowl. A pile of clothes startles the cat, and she walks towards Blythe, who is looking through her closet.]
Blythe: Too stretchy. Too pink. 
[The cat hops around, only for a dress to land on top of her.]
Cat: How come no matter where I am in the room… [A hat lands on her.] …Blythe’s clothes find me?
French Bulldog: [with a handbag over his head, pants and barks]
Blythe: [removes the hat from the cat] What’s that, kitty? [picks her up]
Cat: Uh, meow?
Blythe: For real. [sets her down] There’s some cute stuff here. Nothing quite right for a Lil’ KiKi concert.
[The monkey looks at the Lil’ KiKi poster from the swing.]
Blythe: Last resort time. I’m going to see what I can find in my sister’s closet.
[The cat emerges from the pile of clothes with two socks over her ears.]
Blythe: Be right back.
Monkey: Lil’ KiKi’s pretty cool. [jumps off and lands on the bed] But I’d make an awesome pop star. All my adoring fans cheering for me from the crowd.
[In the monkey’s imagination, the audience throws her flowers, love letters, and bananas, and she grabs the microphone from above. She is about to sing when her imagination gets interrupted by the cat jumping on the bed, making her bounce off.]
Cat: Keep dreaming. With those moves, you’d be lucky to land a spot as a backup dancer. A real artist knows how to play an instrument.
[In the cat’s imagination, she plays a grand piano. She looks at the audience and winks at them. The audience cheers for her. Then, the monkey joins in the imagination spot and stands on top of the piano.]
Monkey: Not bad, for a feline. Maybe even good enough to back me up.
[The monkey gets ready to sing again, when the French Bulldog jumps on the bed and throws both the cat and the monkey off.]
French Bulldog: No way, you got it all wrong. If we’re gonna put on a concert, everyone knows it’s gotta be rock!
[In the French Bulldog’s imagination, he, the monkey, and the cat are all in a rock band.]
Dalmatian: [sniffs and jumps up] Is something on fire?
[The audience cheers just as the stage lights up and the French Bulldog begins playing the drums, then the cat with the keyboards, and then the monkey with the guitar, who unleashes an electric bolt. A turtle begins to dance by spinning upside down in its shell.]
Monkey: We’re awesome together! I wonder if Lil’ KiKi needs an opening act.
Blythe: Hey guys, I’m back!
[The turtle comes out of its shell, struggles getting back up, and looks at Blythe, who looks at the pets in silence. The cat is seen with the cushion with stuffing flying everywhere. The French Bulldog is seen with a drum set made out of various objects. The monkey is seen holding a hairbrush as if it were a guitar and hides it behind her back while smiling sheepishly.]
Blythe: Uh, was it this messy when I left? [idea ding, then moves the curtain over to reveal herself in her chosen outfit.] Total showstopper, right?
Pets: [gasp]
Blythe: Now this is an outfit fit for the front row. [kisses the cat on the forehead] See ya! [leaves and shuts the door]
[The pets look at each other, imagine themselves on a lit-up dance floor underneath a disco ball, and begin dancing. The monkey holds a microphone and starts singing.]
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