It's a Plankton Moves Christmas

== Plot ==
The Plankton family celebrates Christmas. (Written by Not-Joe.)
== Transcript ==
Plankton was inside the Plankton family house, adjusting a big computer screen in the living room with a rench.
Plankton: "There!"
It powered on by itself and a computer voice said: "ALL SECURITY MEASURES ACTIVATED!"
Plankton(talking to Crackpot): "Our home will be fully protected this year, as I have just finished putting in an all new security system to shield away unwanted visitors!"
Crackpot: "Including aliens!"
A Christmas choir walked up to the front door of the house, holding books, and stood together starting to sing: "We wish you a Merry Christmas…"
Suddenly a giant metal ball with a bright red eye jumped out in front of them, from below the ground, and shot a big red laser at them, then self destructed!
"AaaaGGHHH!!!!" yelled the fish in the choir as they ran around in circles, stomping sparks of fire off their clothes.
Plankton opened the front door to yell: "TAKE THAT! YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY HALLOWEEN CANDY THIS YEAR!!!!!"
"No you moron," said a man in the choir: "Halloween is long gone. Do you really think it's still October?"
Plankton: "I dunno. I just assume when you guys come here every year it's Halloween. We don't get much company on any other days."
"I can't believe this," the man said, "How can you not know the season of Christmas?"
Plankton: "What's a Christmas?"
"You know, it's when Santa comes to town all the way from the North Pole and goes down everyone's chimney one night a year and gives the bad people coal and the good people amazing gifts they'll charish and remember getting forever."
Plankton(thinking out loud to himself): "That must be why I don't remember ever celebrating Christmas… I must be on Santa's naughty list!"
The man the choir: "Oh-You wanna donate some money to-"
Plankton shut the door behind him, walking into the house, as robot dogs appeared in the front yard and chased the fish in the choir, as they ran around screaming. Plankton walked in his bedroom and shut the door, started to pace around in circles, thinking out loud to himself.
Plankton: "I can't believe I'm on Santa's naughty list! That means I'm missing out on getting tons of amazing stuff I want! I must get myself put on the nice list! But how??"
Plank opened the door and asked: "Hey Plankton, you wanna go to the park?"
Plankton: "WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!"
Plank shut the door.
Plankton: "I've got it! I'll break into Santa's presents factory in the North Pole and hook up a machine in the computer he has the good and bad lists on that'll hack it and transfer me to the good list!"
Plankton opened the door and shouted to his family: "WE'RE GOING TO THE NORTH POLE!!!"
Grandpa Plankton: "I haven't been there since '09!"
Plank: "Family road trip!"
Plankton: "And Dr. Plankton, make me an army of living gingerbread men to come with us."
Dr. Plankton started mixing potions.
Dr. Plankton: "Mwuhahahaha…"
Plankton: "Perfect!"
(Bubble transition.)
In Santa's factory located in the North Pole… Tons of elves were working at a gift making conveyor belt. Santa was standing around, watching them all.
Santa: "Great job, everyone! I'm gonna go in the other room and pour myself a coffee."
Santa walked away. Outside, a big airplane flew in the sky, lowering in front of the factory! A door on the airplane opened up, as the Plnakton family and an army of living gingerbread men jumped out and ran towards fhe factory! Snowmen gaurding the factory began shooting snowballs at them! The snowballs were no match to them, and the gingerbread men tore the snowmen to shreds! The Plankton family ran into the factory, and the elves held up handguns, starting to shoot at them, as the gingerbread men began beating up all the elves! One really tall gingerbread man stood, hovering over a short, little elf.
The elf pleaded: "No!! Don't hurt me!!"
The gingerbread man picked him up and shoved the elf in his mouth and chewed him all up, then spit him out and kicked him around the room. Plankton ran over to a little computer at the back of the room and plugged a big machine into it. Then, a really bright, blue colored light flashed, and Plankton's name appeared on the good list.
(Bubble transition.)
Santa walked back into the room and the Plankton family and their army were gone and all the elves were laying on the floor.
Santa: "What are all you lazy bums doing laying around?? Get back to work!!"
(Bubble transition.)
Late Christmas Eve… The Plankton family were cuddled up inside their living room, in front of a fireplace. On the top of their roof, Santa appeared, getting out of his slay. He walked towards the chimney, holding a bag of gifts.
Santa: "Ho, ho, ho!"
Just then, a big robot worm leaped out of the chimney and chopped Santa's head off, killing him! Santa's body laid on the roof, in front of the chimney. The Plankton family climbed up the chimney, and stood on the roof.
Plank: "Um…"
Plankton: "Oh no! I forgot to turn off the security system! Without a Santa, we won't be getting any presents next Christmas!"
Uncle Plankton: "What are we gonna do?"
Plankton: "I've got an idea!"
(Bubble transition.)
Dr. Frankenfish was inside his castle conducting an experiment and lightning struck a big sponge creature laid back on a chair, then it stood up.
Dr. Frankenfish: "I-.. IT'S ALIVE!!!"
The Plankton family suddenly appeared inside the castle.
Plankton: "Cool!"
Dr. Frankenfish: "What?"
Dr. Plankton: "We need to borrow your lab for a second."
The Plankton family stood in front of a counter and started tossing a bunch of chemicals in glass containers behind them, as the container hit a wall, smashing open.
Dr. Frankenfish: "You can't do that! This is MY-"
All of the chemicals being thrown at the wall caused a fire to start and the entire room began burning up in flames!
Dr. Frankenfish: "AGH!"
The Plankton family mixed around a bunch of chemicals and it created an evil clone of Santa Clause, who appeared in front of them, smiling, with really sharp teeth, red eyes, and a pointy nose. He let out a loud crackle and put a jetpack over his shoulders, then flew out of the castle, crashing through the roof!
Plankton: "Yay! We saved Christmas!"
(Bubble transition.)
In a government base, a bunch of soldiers and a general were hovering over a computer screen.
Soldier: "There's something flying in the sky!"
General: "Shoot it!"
A ton of soldiers ran outside and started shooting guns out at the thing and the sky, and it turns out the thing in the sky is the evil Santa clone flying a slay towards the base!
Evil Santa: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
He grabbed a bunch of little ball shaped bombs and threw them at the soldiers, blowing them all up, as they screamed: "AAAGGHH!!!!!!"
Then, he fired a big missile from his slay and it blew the government base to bits!
(Bubble transition.)
Christmas morning… A little boy ran up to a Christmas tree in his family's living room, excited for Christmas!
Boy: "Oh boy! Time for presents!"
He picked up a wrapped box and it seemed really light, so he shook it around near his ear.
Boy: "Hmm…"
He shrugged. He began to open it, then a long robotic arm stretch out from inside the box and tore the little boy's face off his head and pulled it into the box!
Boy: "AAAGHH!!!!!!"
(Bubble transition.)
The Plankton family were in their living room, sitting by a Christmas tree. Plankton's family members were opening gifts.
Plankton: "Isn't this nice, guys? Celebrating the holidays."
Uncle Plankton: "Yeah."
Plankton picked up a present that had "To: Sheldon Plankton" written on it.
Plankton: "What could it be?"
He opened it.
Plankton: "It's a toothbrush… Just what I always wanted!"
The end!
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