NegaMan

NegaMan is a human-like robot created by Dr.Light, in largely the same manner as Mega Man, the protagonist of the game series that shares his name. NegaMan is inferior to Mega Man in every way, having been crafted from leftover parts and scrap lying around in Dr.Light's laboratory.
== History ==
NegaMan has worked several minimum wage jobs, and while he's tried to attend college multiple times, any money that he might use to pay for it is consistently spent by Dr.Light or Mega Man on building upgrades to Mega Man's arsenal of destructive weapons and robotic companions.
NegaMan has been laid off from at least two of his jobs, but he has never been fired.
NegaMan is 47 years old
NegaMan doesn't have the energy to eat right or exercise, so he has remained out of shape and a bit overweight for most of his life.
In recent times, NegaMan has made himself an ally of Nega-Mike and the Nega Frat, since he is a fan of lame bands like Rush and Radiohead, and he envies the energy and academic opportunities available to college students. Nega-Mike frequently cajoles NegaMan and coerces him into helping him with his many dubious and evil schemes, though NegaMan himself is not particularly evil.
NegaMan is a robot, but he still has human needs such as food, water, and sleep, and he produces waste. NegaMan also ages at a comparable rate to humans, a feature that Dr.Light added as a prank
He wants to believe in God more than anything, but he just can't.
== Abilities ==
Nega-Buster - NegaMan has a Nega-Buster, analogous to Mega Man's Mega Buster, but the Nega-Buster is just a gun (on multiple occasions, NegaMan has been arrested and fined for carrying an unlicensed firearm, as the Nega-Buster cannot be removed from his body without killing him)
Small Dick - His cock bulges a little but not much
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Category:Robots
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Category:Nega-Minions
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