Magic Rings, Hairy Feet & Handcuffs

Magic Rings, Hairy Feet & Handcuffs is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright, listen up. You're a cop and you're booking character Bilbo Baggins for possession of a stolen ring. You're fillin' out the proper forms and you get to the space for 'race'."
===Question===
What do you write down for Bilbo Baggins' race?
===Choices===
1. dwarf
2. hobbit
3. elf
4. Hungarian
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Uh the proper term is 'height-challenged', which makes you score-challenged."
2. "Hobbit."
3. sound clip
4. "Hungarian. Uhhhhhhhhhh you basically watch a lotta TV, huh?"
===Answer Quote===
"Kind of a cross between a human and a rabbit. Hey, it gets lonely out in the forest."
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