Episode 028 - The Invention Of Cargo Shorts

==Intro==
Episode description:This week the gang receives a missive and gears up for what will likely be a treacherous journey...also we talk about Devin's fashion choices a whole lot
Opening Quote:"So is Devin finally wearing a shirt?"—Scott
Player introduction:Sean, "Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast, I'm Sean your dungeon master and with me tonight I have Kyle who plays Torrin."
Kyle, "None So Fierce."
Sean, "Scott, who plays Nedylene."
Scott, "The Old, the True, the Brave."
Sean, "Ben, who plays Stark!"
Ben, "Greetings and salutations."
Sean, "Matt, who plays Markus."
Matt, "We must do re-search!"
Sean, "And Wade, who plays Devin-" (talks over Wade) "-is that a Jackie Chan show thing?"
== Episode Summary ==
The gang hunkers down in Stebrook for about six weeks. During this time the skies weep black clouds across the horizons, as demon portals are opening all over Irulan. The Chosen venture out to close them, but the gateways are opening faster than they can deal with them. 
Stark has Bilquo spread word about his intention to gather a host to fight cultists, then gathers information from Elizabet. Markus tries to track down a former student, turned cultist, of his, and studies the massive increase of cults in the realm. Devin prepares by studying the Beastiary of Irulan and ordering Choo to relocate his goblin clan to some caveworks beneath The Mage College, while others are sent to New Weedale to grow food for the tribe. Meanwhile, Torrin invented a new variant of cheesy tots: just cheesy tots, with bacon. 
Ultimately, The Chosen are summoned to Avisac by Alvareis. He tells of the halfling Ilander Hobblefeet in the Shield Peaks who allegedly hails from the time of the Original Chosen Five, and has been living in self-imposed exile for hundreds of years. He claims to have information on how to close all the demon portals at once and asks The Chosen to seek him out. 
Travers has been unaccounted for a long time now. After gearing up, the group flies Stebrook north into the Shield Peaks. Once there, they make a base camp on the ground and start the daunting voyage into the icy North.
== Memorable Quotes ==
Matt, "Would there happen to be like maybe special oils to treat all my books so they don’t get damaged from the cold winds?"Sean, "Absolutely. Take 25 gold off and I’m going to give you inspiration."Kyle, "And I’m gonna give you a wedgie for asking such a thing."
Sean, "I’m just kidding, it’s not canon. I will at some point during this campaign make you make a roll on masturbating, though."
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