Español no es muy divertido!

The fourth chapter of Total Drama School, posted on October 24, 2010. Chris brings Latin culture to the school in a Spanish-themed challenge, naturally consisting of a burrito-eating contest and traditional Spanish bullfighting.
==Story==
In the Rulers' dorm, Carson is having a dream about flying burritos. "OW!" He wakes up and bumps his head because a strange horn is blowing outside. It sounds like it's coming from the amphitheater.
Confessional (Carson): (half-asleep) Ummm... whaaat was that dreeeeam about? Was it... an omen? (faints)
Chris is dressed in a very strange poncho and sombrero, saying "Hola chicos! Bienvenido al español de hoy-desafío tema!"
"Um... what?" says Meg. Chris says, "It's Spanish. Welcome to today's Spanish-themed challenge."
"Will we be learning any Spanish?" says Alex in a concerned tone. 
"¡No!" says Chris.
Confessional (Alex): (sighs) This Chris guy is a pain in the butt.
"So, for today's challenge, we're first going to eat some authentic Mexican food!" says Chris. "Each team will pick a representative to eat as many burritos as they can. If you puke, pass out, or give up, you're out! The other team wins. If you finish your plate first, you also win! Now, teams, pick your players!"
For the Rulers, Amanda doesn't seem to be in a good mood. "OK, guys. As you all know, I'm the leader of this team."
Most of her team is looking at her angrily. "Um, guys, it's true. She even said." says Veronica. "Thank you, Ronnie." says Amanda. "Now, who's going to eat those... nasty burritos?"
Kurt says, "LET ME DO IT, GUYS! I'm so beast at this stuff!" Nobody cares, because of all of the idiotic things he did in the previous challenges.
Carson says, still half asleep, "I had this weeeeird dream about flying burriiiiiiitos. Aren't that what we will eating?" He grins and passes out. Emilee says, "OK guys, I guess Carson'll do it."
Meg wants to do it for the Apples. "I'm you guys' good luck charm. I won the past two challenges for you guys, remember?" says Meg.
Gary says, "OK. Let Meg, guys. She's right. Uh-huh. Her awesomeness level is--" He sees the rest of his team glaring at him. "--Very high." finishes Gary.
Chris says, "OK, Carson and Meg, are you guys--?" Carson is wolfing down burritos. "Um, dude?" says Chris. "The challenge hasn't even started."
Carson looks at Chris with a toothy grin, puts his thumbs up, and faints.
Confessional (Amanda): I just can't wait until the merge.
Meg screams, "Yes! Carson fainted! I win!" She starts dancing.
Chris says, "Um... sorry Meg. I never said the challenge even started. So Carson can get back up and I'll give him a fresh plate of burritos." Meg screams, "What!?!?"
Confessional (Meg): WHAT?!?
Chris then blows the horn and says, "Vaya, vaya, vaya! That means go, go, GO!"
Carson gets back up and starts eating more burritos. Meg, on the other hand, is slowly putting burritos into her mouth.
"GO, MEGGIEEEE!" squeals Sharissa.
Carson finishes his plate! "Yeeesss!" says the groggy Carson, still half-asleep.
Meg pouts and goes back to her team. "What happened, Meg?" says Helga. "I thought you were my good-luck charm!"
"You just watch." says Meg. "I'll win the next challenge."
In a grassy arena outside the school by the playground, Chris is shouting in more Spanish. "Bueno chicos, el siguiente reto es el toreo tradicional española!" says Chris.
Still, nobody knows what he's saying. Emilee then steps up, saying, "I can translate, guys. He's saying that the next challenge will be traditional Spanish bullfighting."
"Thank you, Emilee." says Chris. "Kurt, you'll ride for the Rulers, and Sharissa will ride for the Apples."
Sharissa grins. "Uh-oh." says Alex.
Amanda says in a worried tone, "Um... isn't this a little... dangerous?"
"That's right, Amanda!" says Chris. "So, instead of the bulls fighting each other, they'll be trying to knock over the other team's clown!"
Gary says, "So, are the clowns going to be like dummies or something?"
Confessional (Helga): They better be. I'm getting a little scared of Chris.
"Nope!" says Chris. "Amanda, you're going to be the Rulers' clown. And Gary for the Apples." He hands Amanda and Gary clown suits.
Sharissa gets onto her bull. "I won't let you down, Apples!" she says. Kurt is also happy. "Extreeeme!" says Kurt. "I'll take this to the MAX, guys!"
Chris, with his Spanish horn, says "Ready, set, GO!"
Amanda is worried. "Chris, can I please have a different costume? Mine's all itchy." Chris throws her a bed sheet. Amanda puts it on, not knowing it's red.
Sharissa's bull growls. "Uh oh, Brutus." says Sharissa. "Don't go crazy on me." Brutus the bull charges at Amanda. She screams and runs away.
Meanwhile, Kurt's bull and Gary are having a stare-down. Gary says, "Prepare to have your bull stretched out just like Longcat!" Kurt laughs. He accidentally makes the bull sneeze. The sneeze's blast is so big, it knocks down Gary!
"The Rulers win! The Rulers win!" shouts Chris. Kurt yells, "Yesss!" and gets off his bull. "Meg, I did good, right?" says Kurt. "Um... no. You didn't do anything. The bull just sneezed." says Meg, unimpressed.
Amanda, who stopped running, goes back to her team. "Phew." says Amanda. "That was so scary, guys!"
"You're sweating, Manda!" says Veronica. Amanda is repulsed by sweat. "Eeeew! Sweat??" she squeals.
Sharissa and Brutus the bull are still charging all over. "SHARISSA!" says Chris. "THE CHALLENGE IS OVER!"
"Whaaaaat?" screams Sharissa. Her bull goes into a rage. It headbutts Chef, who was just standing there, knocks into Chris, runs over Gary, then starts violently rampaging all over the school. Sharissa then falls off.
"Um, sorry guys. Heh heh heh." says Sharissa.
In the Apples' dorm, the Apples have to vote someone off... again.
Meg says, "OK girls. Who to vote off, who to vote off." Helga peeks up from her book and says, "How 'bout Alex?" Nobody really agrees, but on the boys' side, Gary and Alex have a plan.
"We need to vote off Sharissa." says Gary. "She almost got me killed!" Alex isn't so sure.
At the Main Lobby, Chris explains the elimination procedure.
Confessional (Gary): I need to vote off Sharissa. Man, I want to live to see at least my 20's!
Confessional (Alex): Yeah, Gary wants to vote off Sharissa, but I don't know. Wait. I DON'T LIKE HER!
Confessional (Meg): Who to vote off?
Confessional (Helga): (reading) This book is so good!
Chris says, "The first A+ goes to... Alex."
"Woo-hoo. Nifty." says Alex. He opens his A+ envelope, and in there is candy. "Oh! Sweet! Candy!" he says and starts eating.
"Meg." says Chris. "I sort of expected that." says Meg, and grabs her A+ calmly.
"Helga." Helga stands up and grabs her A+.
"People, this is the last A+." says Chris. Gary and Sharissa stare at each other. "Gary... for some reason, every time, you rack up some votes. Maybe it's your 'Over 9000' repetition. Or maybe it's the fact that a sneeze knocked you over. And Sharissa... Do I even have to explain?"
Sharissa smiles. "The final A+ goes to..." says Chris.
"...Gary." says Chris.
Gary smiles, and comes up to grab his reward for the night.
Sharissa is sort of shocked. "Guys? Meggie? Alex?" she says.
Chris says, "Wasn't that much of a shocker. You were almost disqualified."
Sharissa stands up. "OK guys, it's been fun." she says. "And I guarantee, this isn't the last you'll see of me." She then vanishes into a puff of smoke. Everybody gasps.
In the dorm, Gary is trying to make a mini-alliance with Alex. "C'mon, Alex." says Gary. "You and I will be boy-buddies." Alex says, "Fine. But if something else happens, you know, with Sharissa, I'm out of it."
Gary says, "Awesome. Now gimme some of that candy, and I'll try and bribe Meg."
Confessional (Gary): (mouth full) Oogh! Oh, man! That candy really is good!
Confessional (Alex): I wonder what Sharissa meant when she said that it wasn't the last of her.
Confessional (Meg): Gary tried to make an alliance with me. How is it an alliance when it's almost the whole team?
Chris says, "That was fun! Which psycho will be eliminated tomorrow? What rejected school subjects will be taught next? What dangerous animals will be brought in next? Find out next time on Total... Drama... Schooool!"
==Author's Notes==
*The chapter title (brought to you by Google Translate) translates to "Spanish is not very fun!"
**The chapter was originally titled "Spanish... Or Not."
*Carson's 'dream about flying burritos' was likely a reference to Owen's dream sequences throughout Total Drama Island, foreshadowing his eventual win.
*Just like Devin, Sharissa's first elimination was never meant to be permanent, referencing Izzy's habit of being eliminated and returning throughout the series.