Deadbeat in a Bar

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said "No thanks, I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" but the man replied: "No, I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man replied: "No, I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn`t like it. As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son!"
The bartender said, "Your only son, I presume!" 
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