Transcripts/Ho Ho Hyrule

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the holiday special episode Ho Ho Hyrule.
Harkinian is depicted in a Santa suit.
Harkinian: Ho, ho, holy crap! I'm Santa!
Gwonam: Have you forgotten that iteachvader is Jewish?
Harkinian is depicted in stereotypical Jewish attire. Subtitles say "'Tis true. I am."
Gwonam: Hanukkah ended already.
Harkinian: Screw this. I going to wish you all a Happy Hyrule Day.
Gwonam: Yay!
Link: Great!
Ganon: Hi!
Zelda: Hey!
Fades out into a montage with clips from Link Tries Ritual Head Separation and Meet the Namowg.
Harkinian: Piece of shit montages!
The view switches to the outside of Harkinian's castle.
Harkinian: Happy holidays, you all! Be sure to pay for admission to this video on your way out.
Gwonam: One of these days I will have you impeached.
Harkinian: What?
Subtitles fade in and say "Happy Holidays from iteachvader".
Gwonam: Farewell to all, and to all a good Squadalah!
Fade out to black.
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