Mars

== Mars ==
Mars was the 4th Planet in the solar system of Sol, a medium sized yellow star. It was characterized by it's rusty red appearance and two stupid dinky moons, Phobos and Deimos. 
=== The Martian Correlation ===
The Martian Correlation was a governmental entity established by American humans from Earth on Mars around 33 B.B. Its capital city, Rhubarb, functioned as both the capital and sole city of this civilization. The Martian Correlation reigned for 31 years until it was destroyed during the China-Mars Conflict in 2 B.B.
=== The China-Mars Conflict ===
The China-Mars Conflict of 2 B.B. was a large-scale interplanetary cold war between the Martian Correlation and China. It involved Elon Tusk, the glorious Glop Bulb, and various politically charged Reddit account hijackings and Tiktok account hijackings, culminating in the destruction of the Martian capital city of Rhubarb and the relocation of the Martian people to Earth's Moon.
=== Destruction of Mars ===
Near the end of the Omniverse, in 999,941 AB, Mars was purchased by Quadrillion-Trillionaire R.R.R.R. and his gigacorporation 'OmniStar Corp'. The planet was soon developed into a residential and societal utopia. Unfortunately, in 999,945 AB a rogue decimation beam originating from the giant space station Waifuria Prime, fired hundreds of thousands of years in the past, randomly hit and destroyed Mars and sent the so-called pathetic fucking lame ass 'moons' Phobos and Deimos hurtling into deep space.
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