Fight Right

10 YEARS AGO... Mee needed a haircut. Also, he and Space Tree attempted to fight each other.
== Transcript ==
(The opening sequence plays, then pans left to reveal "10 YEARS AGO". Fade to the cafeteria in Space Tree's high school.)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: I'm gonna eat a sandwich! (He crashes into Mee, dropping the sandwich and a juice box, and sticking a straw in Young Mee's back.) Whoa!
YOUNG MEE: Whoa. What in the heck are you doing?
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Uh, sorry Meelord, I just, uh -
YOUNG MEE: You just wanna fight me? Is that what you're gonna say?
YOUNG SPACE TREE: No!
YOUNG MEE: Oh, well Space Tree, it's opposite day. So I'll be seeing you behind the school at 1500 hours. And you're gonna find out why they call me the Marone Mongoose.
YOUNG SPACE TREE: No really, I don't want to -
(A kid wearing a shirt reading "BF4L" jumps into the scene.)
BF4L KID: You can take him, Space Tree! I've got your back. Best friends for life. (points to the letters on his shirt)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Who are you?
(Cut to behind the school. A sign reads "BEHIND THE SCHOOL!" and "ROUND 1" appears underneath the sign. Cut to Young Space Tree and Young Mee.)
YOUNG MEE: Okay, Space Tree, prepare to get the crap kicked out of your face!
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Really, can't we just talk about this? I mean -
YOUNG MEE: MONGOOSE ATTACK! (He slides into Young Space Tree with his fist and falls over.)
YOUNG MEE: Oh, god! That broke my freakin' hand! Aah! Man, what are you made of, wood? That friggin' hurt. (He lays on the ground crying)
(Cut to the BF4L guy and a purple kid)
PURPLE KID: Hey, that guy beat up Meelord Marone. He's pretty cool. Let's go stand next to him.
(Cut to Young Mee, still lying on the ground.)
PURPLE KID: Hey Space Tree, what's going on?
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Uh, not much, man.
(Cut to the cafeteria the next day. Young Space tree is talking with the BF4L kid and the purple kid.)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Uh, you know, sometimes I give him a little kung fu, or sometimes a little... fu kung... You know, I've got a lot of Oriental training in this kind of stuff -
(Young Mee enters, his broken arm in a sling)
YOUNG MEE: Okay, Space Tree, rematch time.
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Look, Meelord, you really think you should be taking me on again with your little sling there?
(Cut to Young Mee)
YOUNG MEE: Hey, you just sucker-punched me last time. Meet me behind the school in five minutes and then we'll see who the cool one really is.
(Cut back to Young Space Tree. The BF4L kid is now laying on the ground.)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Yeah, more like, we'll see who the gay one really is. You know? Uh... it's him, not me.
(Cut to behind the school. "ROUND II" appears under the school sign. Cut to Young Space Tree and Young Mee.)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: All right, let's just get this over with. You try your little mongoose attack and then I'll break your face off or something.
YOUNG MEE: Oh, I'm not using that mongoose attack any more. I've got something even better for you. And it goes a little something like this.
(He points his finger up in the air, then at the ground next to Young Space Tree. A bullet shoots out of his finger and lands next to ST.)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Uh... what?
(A portal opens beneath Young Space Tree and he falls in.)
PURPLE KID: What the hell?!
YOUNG MEE: That's right, I won the fight, so I'm the coolest kid in school again.
(The principal enters behind Young Mee.)
PRINCIPAL: Not so fast, Mr. Marone.
YOUNG MEE: Oh, principal of the school. Uh... I was just watching some other kids fighting. Not mee.
PRINCIPAL: You were warned about using your special powers on school grounds. And this is the last straw. You are now expelled from school. (Points at Young Mee and pokes him in the eye)
YOUNG MEE: Oh come on, I just slipped up.
PRINCIPAL: We all have our little powers, Mr. Marone... at least, the cool ones of us do... For example, I can read minds, but you don't see me coming onto school property revealing everybody's personal secrets.
(The principal goes over to the other kids and points at the BF4L kid.)
PRINCIPAL: (whispering) Wets the bed every night!
YOUNG MEE: Well I don't need this school anyway, man. Screw this place. And screw you, principal. You'll get yours someday. Oh yes! Someday.
PRINCIPAL: No I won't!
(The principal points at Young Mee and a portal envelops him. Cut to somewhere outside the school, where Young Mee reappears.)
YOUNG MEE: Man, that guy's a friggin' hypocrite. I didn't even know he could do that.
(Another portal opens, and Young Space Tree comes out of it, wearing a party hat.)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Whoa, Meelord, thanks for that little ride there. It was actually pretty fun.
YOUNG MEE: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, because it got me expelled from school.
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Oh, well that's a bummer.
YOUNG MEE: Yeah, it doesn't really matter. I don't need no education, or a job, or parents. There's plenty of other ways for me to get by.
YOUNG SPACE TREE: You mean, prostitution?
YOUNG MEE: Well no, I think that would fall under the job category.
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Hmm, maybe you're right, Meelord. School isn't that important. Well, see ya later, I've gotta get back to school.
(Cut back to the school cafeteria. Young Space Tree enters, wearing his sunglasses.)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Hey everyone, your class president is back in the hizzouse. So gather 'round, I've got some business to discuss.
(The purple kid comes over)
PURPLE KID: Yeah, the only business you need to discuss is the business of you shutting up. So discuss it.
YOUNG SPACE TREE: What? I thought I was the cool guy.
PURPLE KID: Meelord Marone kicked the crap out of you and got expelled from school. He's way cooler than you! And that's why we built this shrine to him. (Goes over to a shrine, which consists of a desk with "MEE" written on the front of it and a picture of Young Mee behind the desk.)
PURPLE KID: All hail Meelord Marone!
(The crazy, short black guy jumps into the scene.)
CRAZY GUY: That shrine sucks my ass! (He jumps up and kicks the picture of Young Mee, shattering it, and then runs off.)
PURPLE KID: Hey, that guy broke the shrine! He's way cooler than Mee Marone and Space Tree put together! Hey, come back! (Chases after the crazy guy)
YOUNG SPACE TREE: Hey wait, I can top that! Uh... watch me pee on the shrine! (He turns around and does so. Cut to the end credits.)
== Easter Eggs ==
* :) appears in the top right corner for one frame when Space Tree enters the cafeteria near the end.
* When Mee is lying on the ground, "grr" appears next to him. Click "grr" to make it larger.
* At the end screen, click the hidden card in the upper right corner to hear several more secrets about the BF4L kid.
=== Easter Egg Transcripts ===
* PRINCIPAL: (pointing at BF4L Kid and whispering):
** 1st time selected: Has eleven toes!
** 2nd: Born with a tail! And not a small one either, we're talking kangaroo sized!
** 3rd: Born without any eyebrows! Oh wait, I guess everyone is, right? I can't remember!
** 4th: Masturbates to a photo of his cousin every night! It's pretty funny!
** 5th: Doesn't know how to spell conundrum!
** 6th: Has never worn a hat!
** 7th: Doesn't like to water ski!
== Fun Facts ==
* The Commander does not appear in this episode. This is the second time this has happened.
== References ==
* When young Space Tree walks in singing during the beginning of the episode, he's using the same style of singing as The Commander and Forescore Jones did in Forescore Jones: Undercover during their song, "We're Gonna Buy Some Stamps".
* Mee's line "I don't need no education" is lifted from Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The wall, Pt. 2."
* The principal's comment about how BF4L kid doesn't like to water-ski is another occurrence of water-skiing in the show.
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