Dr. Eggman

:Not to be confused with Dr. Robotnik!!!
Dr. Eggman is Sonic's archenemy (or if you want to call him what he calls himself it's "Sonic's Henemy-1 "). He's a bald guy with a huge mustache, and he's also in the running of world's fattest mammal in the universe, right next to the equally fat King Dedede, the world's fattest penguin and the gorilla named Donkey Kong. His real name was just Robotnik until one day, some guy called him an egghead. People have called him "Eggman" ever since.
Dr. Eggman was actually born in Antarctica, just so he wouldn't have to deal with his cousins, Dr. Robotnik and RobotnikClause. However, Dr. Eggman moved to the Sonic Islands for some reason and lived here for seven days, until Sonic kicked him out of the Sonic Islands.
Dr. Eggman does not appear in many shames, as he is both dumb, and fat. This is in contrast to Dr. Robotnik, who is smart and fat. Dr. Eggman is known for his tendency to try to take over the world. Sonic always stops him though, so Dr. Eggman tried being a hobo, but that lifestyle didn't suit him either.
Dr. Eggman was once the general of Soviet Russia's grand army. He was fired after everyone realized he was still accepting presents from RobotnikClause, who was an enemy of Soviet Russia. Dr. Eggman then joined Canada's army, but he was kicked out after they discovered that he didn't like one of his presents (it was a package full of underwear).
Dr. Eggman fought in the Second Robotnik War. After surviving that war, Dr. Eggman crash landed on a planet called Stranga, and met a female alien named Kanna. They got married, and Kanna later gave birth to Dr. Eggman's children, Mario and Luigi. Despite having an alien mother, Mario and Luigi are completely human.
Years later, when Kanna went on vacation, Dr. Eggman missed her so much that he did something inappropriate to a computer, which SOMEHOW gave birth to an AI named Sage. When Kanna got back from her vacation, she accused Dr. Eggman of cheating on her, due to Sage's existence. Despite this, Dr. Eggman and Kanna are still married.
==Family== 
*Dr. Robotnik (cousin)
*Kanna (wife)
* Mario (son, as revealed in Super Mario 131)
*Luigi (son)
*Sage (daughter)
* The rest of the Robotnik Family.
==Murders==
*Robotnik Jr. - Shot his nephew in the head for getting bad grades in the kindergarten spelling bee for embarrassing the Robotnik Family.
*Miles "Tails" Prower - Crushed to death by the Death Egg Robot.
*The Moon - Pissed on with Super Laser Piss.
== Trivia==
* If you think he is doing anything suspicious right now, he is actually just consuming this delicious Banana!
*Dr. Eggman used to be friends with Dr. S, the leader of the UnPolice.
*He has 70 Alternative accounts, which he uses to bypass the 30 day free trial on many platforms, like Netflix.
*He is behind The Wolk Agenda.
*Nobody knows if he is the "Egg-Man" or if the others are the "Egg-Men". Some sources actually claim that he is, "the walrus", whatever that means.
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