The Story of Prince Wally

This is a story from Combs. 
== The Story of Prince Wally ==
Prince Wally was about to be crowned. He was about to swap his little prince's crown for a really big and sparkly king's crown. He put on his royal vest. Then, his royal shirt. Then, his royal jumper. Finally, he put on his royal waistcoat. Then he turned to his wife, Princess Dolly, to see what she thought. "You look very handsome, my dear." She said. "And extremely fashionable". All of a sudden, Prince Wally sprang up in the air. "Oww, I've got an itch! Right in the middle of my back. Oh, what should I do?" He cried. "I can't get crowned with an itch, it's making me wiggle and jiggle. If I wiggle and jiggle with a big sparkly king's crown on my head, it'll fall right off. Princess Dolly had an idea. "Perhaps I could scratch the itch through all the layers of clothes with one of my pointy royal high heels." She said. "Oh no! I think that pointy royal high heel would tear my royal jacket." Said the Prince. Then, Princess Dolly had another idea. She picked up a long tail comb. Slowly she slid it down the back of the Prince's neck, underneath all his clothes, and scratched the itch without him having to take off one royal thing.  So Prince Wally was crowned and became King Wally. And from that day on, he always kept a long tail comb in the pocket of his royal jacket, just in case of another awkward itch.
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