Welcome to Pair of Dice Island, Where the Gambling Never Stops

Episode 2 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts at the same apartment as the last episode)
Zoltan: Hey Purple come look at the suspiciously Eastern European TV program.
Purple: Wait what-
Zoltan: Look!
TV Man: Tehát mindenesetre, miután végignéztük egy nő történetét, amely kettő helyett hárommal született, felkerült egy hirdetésre. Gyere le a Kocka-sziget párjába, ahol eljátszhatod a fájdalmaidat és táplálhatod az alkoholfüggőségedet! Nem vonhatunk felelősséget semmilyen súlyos családi válságért, amely ezt követheti.
Zoltan: Purple my comrade let us move to Pair of Dice Island!
Purple: Zoltan we don’t have any money, we went bankrupt six years ago.
Zoltan: Ah yes, but I’ve been misallocating funds from my dad’s business for years!
Purple: Sweet, how much do we have? A couple thousand dollars?
(Zoltan pulls a floor board up and reveals a gigantic stash of money hidden under the ground)
Purple: (shocked) How much is that.
Zoltan: Roughly ten million US dollars once we make the exchange.
Purple: How?
Zoltan: My father owns the largest oil tycoon in the Middle East!
Purple: Okay, I mean, okay.
(Cut to Purple and Zoltan at the bank)
Purple: Hey Zoltan you have the bags right?
Zoltan: Sure do, amigo.
Bank Guy: Where did you acquire all of this Middle Eastern currency?
Zoltan: My dad’s an oil tycoon.
Bank Guy: What’s his name?
Zoltan: Mukesh Ambani.
Bank Guy: Makes sense, here’s your U.S. money then. 
(Purple and Zoltan leave for the airport)
Purple: I can’t believe that we’re going to Pair of Dice Island!
Zoltan: Being completely honest, I didn’t think we would go either.
Purple: Alright let’s buy our plane tickets. 
(Purple and Zoltan pull up to the airport and run inside)
Purple: Hello Airport Lady can we buy two plane tickets to Pair of Dice Island?
Airport Lady: Yeah sure.
Purple: Thank you!
Zoltan: This is going to be fun.
(Purple and Zoltan board the plane)
Purple: We don’t have any luggage.
Zoltan: That’s fine.
Purple: Okay. Hey wait why does our plane say Air Sudan on the wing?
Zoltan: Wait what-
(The plane takes off)
Purple: I guess we’re going to Sudan then!
(Episode ends)
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