Paul

== General Info ==
Paul is the father of YannyTord and the husband of Patryck. He takes pride in his familial roles and spends a majority of his time with his husband.
== Background ==
Patryck was born in 1971 to Anna May and an unnamed father alongside 7 other children. He was born in Mexico, but his family decided to move to Buttfucknowhere, Alabama when he was around the age of 4. The reason his family decided to move to Buttfucknowhere SPECIFICALLY is unknown. He grew up in relative comfort until one day in the 1990's he went on a trip with his family to London, where he happened to meet Patryck, and they quickly fell in love. On March 21st, 1993, they welcomed their son Tord into the world. They moved back to Paul's home in Buttfucknowhere, Alabama, not mentioning to their son that he was royalty. Eventually after Yannytord grew up, they returned to London. In 2019, Paul and Patryck were killed by Trog as revenge for their son fucking Bodil instead of him. In August of 2021, Paul and Patryck were brought back to life by Greg at their son's wedding. Paul is still alive as of current time, and lives alongside his husband in the Ulfstead Castle on the Island of Sodor, where his husband watches over the island and it's railway.
== Appearance ==
Paul has messy brown hair, thick eyebrows and dark brown eyes. He is often seen wearing an off-white short sleeved shirt, grey-ish blue denim shorts, and cowboy boots that match with his son and husband. He also has a small nose piercing on his right side.
== Fun Facts ==
* His head appears on a spear, meaning Trog decapitated him.
* He/Him
* He is an absolute god at cooking. he makes the most DELECTABLE food you could EVER imagine.
*Despite being gay and being married for over 20 years, he is homophobic. Not in a "I hate gay people" kinda way, more in a "I ain't no fruit." kinda way
**He tries to pretend he's straight every time he has sex with Patryck by pretending his husband is a woman. He can never finish when he's doing this though, and as soon as he stops thinking about fucking a woman he immediately jisms.
**Whenever asked, he says he's straight. Even if his husband is right next to him
**He also still fully supports his son for being bisexual and marrying a man. Paul just has the most internalized homophobia anyone could imagine.
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Category:Side Characters
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