McKenzie Toast Bar

"Sorry, is there a sign outside by the permanently open front door saying 'this way to the toast bar?" - Will McKenzie patenting the McKenzie Toast Bar shortly before the rapture occurs.
== Description ==
The McKenzie Toast Bar is a renowned international baking franchise in Cockovania, currently owned by Cockovania's Bus Wanker Will McKenzie himself. It specializes mostly in toast based meals, and prioritizes cleanliness with strict rules preventing the chucking of toast and glasses, customers also having to pay close attention to the television if they switch it on. For non-human entities who enter a McKenzie Toast Bar, they offer a wide variety of pestos.
The McKenzie Toast Bar was a franchise memed into existence by the rapture. When Will McKenzie was home alone, accompanied only by his friend Neil Sutherland, Jay Cartwright entered spontaneously through a front door that clearly wasn't locked. Jay proceeded to turn the television on and request that Neil make him some toast, resulting in a frustrated Will to coin the term 'toast bar' when protesting Jay's nonchalant attitude about entering his house unannounced. The strictest guidelines of the franchise also originated here, Neil's toast chucking and Jay's reckless behavior with Will's glass set and television causing further distress to Will.
There are currently hundreds of McKenzie Toast Bars located worldwide in Cockovania, however the most iconic is the one in the center of London which Will McKenzie frequents himself from time to time if he is feeling rather peckish.