SpongeBob SquarePants and The Case of The Diamond Thief

==Plot==
SpongeBob has to crack a case of a stolen diamond. Can he do it? Hopefully he can!
==Script==
[The scene goes to SpongeBob sleeping in a bed in Prison]
SpongeBob: Zzzzzz....
[A Alarm goes off]
SpongeBob: *Gasp* That's not my alarm!
[Two Guards walk up to SpongeBob]
Guard: What do you expect in a Prison? That's the morning bell...
SpongeBob: Prison!? Why am I in prison!?
Guard #2: Ha, the kid thinks he can get away with stealing one of the most famous diamonds in Bikini Bottom!
Guard: Oh, he does? Well, we might just have to straighten him up for the next 5 years!
SpongeBob: 5 Years!? Diamonds!? WHAT!?
Guard: Yeah, did you bump your head or something?
SpongeBob: No, I don't think so...
Guard #2: Let me repeat what I just said, you stole one of the most famous diamonds ever!
SpongeBob: No I didn't!
Guard #2: You can't fool us! We're not fools!
SpongeBob: GAH!! What's going on here!?
Guard #2: I give up trying to explain....See you at lunchtime!
[The 2 Guards walk away]
SpongeBob: WHAT!? Wait! I'm not a criminal!
???: Me neither!
SpongeBob: Huh? Who said that?
[SpongeBob looks down onto the floor to see Plankton]
SpongeBob: Plankton? What are you doing here?
Plankton: It was either this or Community Service!
SpongeBob: What's so bad about that?
Plankton: Mr. Krab's Psycho Daughter Pearl is there...
SpongeBob: Pearl? Why was she there?
Plankton: She flooded half of the mall because they didn't do the new red shoes she wanted...
SpongeBob: Really? Over shoes? Red Shoes? REALLY?
Plankton: Yeah! Calm you're SquarePants!
SpongeBob: They're technically rectangle...
Plankton: Look, do you want me to help you or not?
SpongeBob: You'll help!?
Plankton: Yeah, sure....
SpongeBob: YAY!
Plankton: Under one condition!
SpongeBob: What?
Plankton: You tell me the Krabby Patty Formula...
SpongeBob: *Laughs* Ha, good one Plankton!
Plankton: *Sighs* Yeah, I'm hilarious....
SpongeBob: So, can you tell me about last night?
Plankton: Sure....
[Day: Christmas Eve <AKA Last Night] [The scene goes to Plankton walking out of Guppies R' Us at night]
Plankton: I'm not wearing a Rudolph outfit! It's just stupid! STUPID!!! Get some real and proper clothing in!
[Plankton see's SpongeBob and Sandy racing each other up ahead]
Plankton: Uh oh...
[SpongeBob steps on Plankton and squashes him]
SpongeBob: Ew! I think I've stepped in Chewing Gum!
Sandy: That means more time for me to beat ya!
Plankton: Please, help me...
SpongeBob: I think the chewing gums talking to me!
[Sandy stops running and turns around to SpongeBob]
Sandy: Wow, this running does get you crazy doesn't it?
[SpongeBob lifts up his shoe and see's Plankton]
SpongeBob: It's some kind of Bug...
Plankton: It's me you fool!
SpongeBob: Me?
[Plankton becomes normal and jumps into SpongeBob's Hand]
Plankton: I mean it's me Plankton!
SpongeBob: Oh, hi Plankton!
Sandy: SpongeBob, I'm gonna go....See you at Goober Goofy's or whatever it is...Bye!
[Sandy runs off]
SpongeBob: See ya!
Plankton: Look, can you help me out here?
SpongeBob: Help you with what?
Plankton: There's a new diamond at this museum and I was wondering if I could take a few pictures of it...
[The scene goes back to the cell]
SpongeBob: So it was you who stole the diamond all along?
Plankton: NO!
SpongeBob: So why did you ask me that?!
Plankton: Karen's into stuff like that, she asked me if I could get a picture of it...
SpongeBob: Are you sure you didn't want to steal it for Karen or yourself?
Plankton: Yeah, I'm pretty sure!
SpongeBob: Ok, carry on...
Plankton: Ok, back to the story!
[The scene goes back to Christmas Eve where SpongeBob and Plankton are outside of the Bikini Bottom National Museum]
SpongeBob: Um, Plankton.....That museum looks pretty closed to me...
Plankton: Don't judge a book by its cover, SpongeBob...
SpongeBob: I'm not sure, I might just get some ice cream...
Plankton: Ice Cream or a picture of a diamond?
SpongeBob: Um, ice cream sounds like the best decision there...
Plankton: Ok, go! Leave me alone like always!
[SpongeBob's gone]
Plankton: Wait, he's gone!
[The scene goes back to the present day]
SpongeBob: That doesn't explain anything!
Plankton: I was trying to get into the museum all night, I tried every entrance there was...You couldn't of possibly got in...
SpongeBob: Well, at least that helps!
Plankton: Yeah, it does...
[The Cells Open]
SpongeBob: Hey, it must be lunchtime! Come on! We need to tell the guards!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Plankton sitting with the 2 Guards]
SpongeBob: Look, you need to trust us...We wouldn't of stolen a diamond!
Guard: How can we trust you? For all we know you could be a psycho who jumps into people's homes and steals their jewellery!
SpongeBob: What!?
[Squidward walks up to the table in a Guard Uniform]
Squidward: Well, well well....I didn't expect to see you here...
SpongeBob: Squidward!? What are you doing here?
Squidward: My dad's visiting town...He always wanted me to grow up and be a tough squid...This was the only job available that didn't make me look like an idiot...
Guard: Wait, you know this guy?
Squidward: Sure...We work together and live next to each other....I just can't get away from him....
Guard: So, could you tell us about him?
Squidward: Haha, sure...There's a lot to say about him...
SpongeBob: Squidward says I'm Special :D
Squidward: Yes, you're really really special....
SpongeBob: Aw, thanks pal!
Guard: So, are you gonna tell us about him?
Squidward: Ok, let's start from the very first time we met....
[2 Hours of Really Descriptive Speech Later]
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Plankton undercover as mannequins in a shop window]
Guard: [On Ear Phone] Ok, can you see anyone suspicious?
SpongeBob: Not Yet...
Guard: [On Ear Phone] Ok...
SpongeBob: So, why did they let you out again?
Plankton: Squidward backed me up....You can't really argue with a man with 20 Dollars...
SpongeBob: You had 20 Dollars with you?
Plankton: Maybe....
[SpongeBob see's Sandy and a fish in a posh suit walking past the shop window laughing with each other]
SpongeBob: Hey, I think that's Sandy....
Plankton: What's she doing with him?
SpongeBob: I don't know....I don't even recognise him!
Plankton: He looks dodgy to me....Who where's a suit like that to a mall?
SpongeBob: I'm gonna investigate!
Plankton: Wait! People are looki....!
[SpongeBob smashes out of the window]
Plankton: *Sigh* Idiot...
[SpongeBob runs over to Sandy]
SpongeBob: Sandy! Hiiii!.....
Sandy: SpongeBob!? What are you doing here?!
SpongeBob: I'm undercover! I'm trying to find out who stole the most famous diamond in Bikini Bottom!
Michael: [Suited Fish Who's Been with Sandy all Day] Undercover? That must be a cool job!
SpongeBob: It is, you don't know who could be the diamond stealer! It could be me, it could be the person who sent me on the mission, it could even be you!
Michael: Ha, yeah...Imagine that...
Sandy: Well, since you're here....Meet Michael...
SpongeBob: Hi Michael...
[SpongeBob shakes Michael's Hand]
Sandy: Michael, meet SpongeBob...
Michael: Hello SpongeBob, I've heard a lot about you...
SpongeBob: Oh really, where from?
Michael: Sandy has told me about you, maybe you could whip me up one those sandwiches you make sometimes!
SpongeBob: A Krabby Patty is not a sandwich, it's the proud property of The Krusty Krab!
[Michael puts his arm around SpongeBob and laughs]
Michael: Ha, this guy cracks me up!
SpongeBob: Um....Yeah....Can I speak to Sandy alone now?
Michael: Um, yeah....Sure...I'll go in the shop next to us....I heard they do some really good comedy DVD's there...
[Michael walks into the DVD Shop next to him]
SpongeBob: So, Michael then?
Sandy: Yeah....You aren't jealous are you?
SpongeBob: No, not at all...Me jealous? *Laughs* NO...
Sandy: Cheer up, you're the one that left me at the dining room of Goofy Goober's whilst you got tipsy eating them Giant Sundae Ice Creams with Patrick!
SpongeBob: I did!? I'm so sorry!
Sandy: Well, you might have to make it up to me at the Grand Hall of Bikini Bottom tonight for the grand revealing of the Red Ruby....
SpongeBob: *Gulp* Grand Hall of B-B-Bikini Bottom?
Sandy: Is there a problem with that?
SpongeBob: Well, I kind of....Kind of....
Sandy: You kind of what?
SpongeBob: See you there tonight!
[SpongeBob runs away]
Sandy: *Sighs* Sometimes I worry about him...
[The scene goes to Patrick in his rock watching an episode of The Three Stooges]
Patrick: Ha, these guys are still classic!
[SpongeBob knocks on Patrick's Rock]
SpongeBob: Patrick, open up!
Patrick: Oh no, it's my lawyer!
SpongeBob: No, it's me SpongeBob!
Patrick: Oh, come in!
[Patrick opens up his rock and SpongeBob dives inside]
SpongeBob: I need a talk with you...
Patrick: Wait, I've got big news!
SpongeBob: Um, really?
Patrick: Yeah! You know them three guys we were watching the other day in The North Pole?
SpongeBob: Yes...
Patrick: They made a full movie about it! Isn't that awesome!
SpongeBob: Patrick, everyone knows about the movie...
Patrick: Oh.....Ok...I knew that!
SpongeBob: Patrick, do you remember what happened last night?
Patrick: How could I forget!? You was partying like there was no tomorrow!
SpongeBob: I was?
Patrick: How could you forget!? You said it was the best night you ever had!
SpongeBob: I can't remember anything and I woke up in a prison today!
Patrick: Oh...That's bad...
SpongeBob: It's terrible! I was accused of stealing a famous diamond!
Patrick: Did you?
SpongeBob: Of course I didn't! I've been framed!
Patrick: Oh....That's terrible...
SpongeBob: You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?
Patrick: Nope...
SpongeBob: Someone has made it look like I've robbed a famous diamond!
Patrick: Oh look! A advert for shoes!
SpongeBob: You don't wear shoes!
Patrick: Ok, ok! I'll tell you about what happened last night....I was told to keep it secret but you give me no choice!
SpongeBob: Great, what happened?
Patrick: Well, you had just been on stage with the Peanut Himself, Goofy Goober...Then you came off and fell onto the floor, this guy Sandy was with took you outside...I followed him...
SpongeBob: Michael?!
Patrick: Who's Michael?
SpongeBob: The guy that Sandy was with!
Patrick: Oh! He didn't tell me his name...
SpongeBob: Ok, carry on...
Patrick: Ok, he said he was gonna take you to hospital on foot....He says you had collapsed because of an overdose of Ice Cream Sundaes....
SpongeBob: Why on foot?
Patrick: I don't know....I just assumed that he didn't like transportation...
SpongeBob: Ok, carry on...
Patrick: Sheesh, you don't have to keep telling me to carry on you know?
SpongeBob: Patrick! Carry on with what happened!
Patrick: Ok SpongeBob StroppyPants! So, he told me to keep it secret....That's all I know....
SpongeBob: Well, I think you might of just solved this case!
Patrick: I solved a case!? YAY!!!
SpongeBob: See you later pal!
[SpongeBob climbs out of Patrick's rock]
Patrick: I can't believe it! I solved a case!
[The scene goes to the outside of Patrick's rock]
Plankton: So?
SpongeBob: I think we've found the thief....
Plankton: Brilliant!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Plankton bursting into a posh restaurant]
[Michael and Sandy are sat at a table eating spaghetti]
SpongeBob: Stop right there!
Sandy: SpongeBob!? What the heck are you doing here!?
Michael: SpongeBob! What a pleasant surprise!
Plankton: And no big entrance for me? Fine....I'll just wait outside I guess!
Sandy: Plankton? What are you doing here?
Plankton: And I'm staying!
Sandy: Hooray?...
SpongeBob: Don't act stupid with me Michael, we know what you did!
Michael: Um, what did I do?
SpongeBob: You stole the diamond!
Michael: WHAT!? How could you say that!?
Sandy: SPONGEBOB!
SpongeBob: I know what you did last night!
Michael: I admit it!
SpongeBob: So you stole the diamond!?
Michael: NO! I pirated a copy of Baby Geniuses 2!
SpongeBob: Why the heck would you want to pirate Baby Geniuses 2?....
Michael: Ok, I'll tell the truth! It was Son of The Mask.
SpongeBob: I don't know if you're joking or mentally insane....
Sandy: SpongeBob? Can you not see what we're doing here?
Plankton: Oh yeah...A couple eating spaghetti....That's really original...*Sarcasm*
Sandy: We're on a date!
Plankton: Oh, come on woman! He's playing you like a....Like a....
[SpongeBob whispers in Plankton's Ear]
Plankton: A Saxophone!
Sandy: I'm not having a bug speak to me like that!
Plankton: Bug!?
SpongeBob: Sandy! I can't believe you can't see this!
Sandy: SpongeBob! GET OUT! Stop accusing my boyfriend!
SpongeBob: Why did you reject me so easily!?
Sandy: Reject you!? You was the one who got drunk!
SpongeBob: Sandy, I'll make it up to you!
Sandy: GET OUT!!!
[The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Plankton being kicked out of the restaurant]
Plankton: Sheesh, what a woman....
SpongeBob: You don't say....I used to love her...
Plankton: Love her? Have you ever told her that?
SpongeBob: No....
Plankton: Sheesh, you've never told her you love her?
SpongeBob: I'm waiting for the right time...
Plankton: Well, if you don't hurry up she'll be smooching with that guy!
SpongeBob: Not on my watch, I'll make sure he goes behind bars!
Plankton: I don't trust him ever! Who pirates one of the worst films ever? It makes no logical sense!
SpongeBob: So, I've spoken to everyone I know now....There must be some clues are Goofy Goobers or somewhere...
Plankton: Great idea! Let's go!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Plankton running into Goofy Goober's where police have taped up the whole inside and outside]
SpongeBob: Woah! What's going on here?!
Officer Nancy: SpongeBob, what are you doing here?
SpongeBob: I'm undercover...Don't tell anyone!
Officer Nancy: Undercover? Oh, I won't....I've always wanted to go on an undercover mission!
SpongeBob: Now, can you please tell us what's happening here?
Officer Nancy: Us?
SpongeBob: Yeah, I brought Plankton along...
Plankton: Yeah! I'm undercover too ya know!?
Officer Nancy: Aw, isn't he's just the cutest!?
Plankton: CUTE!? Why I'll show ya what cute is in a minute!
Officer Nancy: Well, the police found traces of Natrodine.
SpongeBob: Natrodine?
Officer Nancy: It's a dangerous drug...Who ever had one of them might of forgot the best nigh of his life...
[The scene goes back to earlier on in the day to Patrick's Rock]
Patrick: How could you forget!? You said it was the best night you ever had!
[The scene goes back to Goofy Goober's at the present time]
SpongeBob: Oh my god....
Officer Nancy: What is it?
SpongeBob: I think I was drugged....
Officer Nancy: Really? Why?
SpongeBob: Patrick said I said it was the best night ever last night when I was here....Now I can't remember anything!
Officer Nancy: It sure does sound like that....
SpongeBob: Are there any finger prints on them?
Officer Nancy: Nope, the person who was carrying them around with him had gloves...
Plankton: Pick me up! I have something to say!
[SpongeBob picks up Plankton]
Plankton: Ok, I didn't get into the museum last night but I saw a shadowy figure running down the street wearing white gloves with some kind of square box in his hands!
SpongeBob: That was no square box, it was me!
[The scene goes back to Patrick's Rock earlier on again]
Ok, he said he was gonna take you to hospital on foot....He says you had collapsed because of an overdose of Ice Cream Sundaes....
SpongeBob: Why on foot?
Patrick: I don't know....I just assumed that he didn't like transportation...
[The scene goes back to the present day in Goofy Goober's]
SpongeBob: Nancy, make sure you and the police force are at the Grand Hall of Bikini Bottom tonight....I think the thief and the guy you're looking for will be there...
Officer Nancy: Ok, sure thing SpongeBob....See you at the Grand Hall!
SpongeBob: See you at the Grand Hall!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob on top of a balcony at the Grand Hall of Bikini Bottom]
[All of the guests are downstairs dancing with each other in posh clothes]
SpongeBob: Nancy, can you see a man in a posh suit?
Officer Nancy: *On Ear Phone Downstairs* SpongeBob, every male person here is wearing a suit....Can you please be more pacific?
SpongeBob: He has green skin...
Officer Nancy: Ok, is he the one with the giant squirrel who has a giant glass dome on her head?
SpongeBob: That'll be him...
Officer Nancy: *On Ear Phone* Ok, I'm going over to him....
[The scene goes to Michael and Sandy dancing with each other]
Michael: I have to say something to you...
Sandy: Ok....What is it?
Michael: You're dancing skills are unique....
Sandy: Why, thank you...
[Michael see's Officer Nancy coming up to them]
Michael: I think I need the toilet really badly...I won't be long!
Sandy: *Sighs* Ok....Go on!
[Michael runs away]
Officer Nancy: Hey! Stop right there!
Sandy: What the!?
[The scene goes to Squidward and his dad standing around in the Grand Hall]
Richard: (Squidward's Dad) I have to say, I'm impressed by you're job...
Squidward: Well, that's just me dad...A lot of people get impressed by me...
[Patrick walks up to the punch table which is right next to Squidward]
Patrick: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: Patrick, what are you doing here!?
Patrick: I'm a detective now!
Richard: You know him?
Patrick: Yeah, sure! Who can forget Squidward?!
Richard: Do you work for the police department as well?
Patrick: Police Department?
Richard: Yeah, Squidward works there...
Patrick: He does?
Richard: Yes....
Patrick: Well, good for you pal!
[Patrick walks away with a bottle of punch]
Patrick: Who the heck is Squidward?
[Michael comes running down to Patrick]
Patrick: What the!?
Michael: Get out of the way idiot!
[Michael pushes Patrick into the punch table]
Patrick: HEY! Ow!
Richard: Are you ok!?
[Officer Nancy comes running by]
Officer Nancy: I can't catch him! He's too fast!
Richard: Squidward can help, can't you?
Squidward: Um, sure!
Officer Nancy: Really? Um, go on then!
Squidward: *Gulp* Ok, here goes nothing!
[Squidward runs after Michael and his gun falls onto the floor]
[Richard picks up Squidward's gun]
Richard: This isn't a real gun...It's a painted water gun...
Officer Nancy: Then that means....Uh oh...
Richard: Come on! We need to go after him!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob running down a metal staircase]
Officer Nancy: *On Ear Phone* Ok, where the heck are you?!
SpongeBob: I'm running down into the back of the building!
Officer Nancy: *On Ear Phone* I think he's heading your way! Watch out!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I can take him on!
[The scene goes to Squidward running down a metal floor above a giant dark pit]
Squidward: Where are you!?
[Michael comes out of the shadows and swings onto another metal floor which is to the side of the one that Squidward is standing on]
Squidward: Oh come on!
[Richard and Nancy run up to Squidward]
Officer Nancy: Where is he!?
Squidward: Over there...There's no chance of us getting him now...The path doesn't lead to there...
Richard: I think I saw an old abandoned lift in the grand hall somewhere...That'll probably lead to that platform, come on!
[Richard, Nancy and Squidward run off]
[The scene goes to SpongeBob still running down the metal stairs]
SpongeBob: Sheesh, I didn't think this place was so big!
[SpongeBob stops at Floor 9]
SpongeBob: Nancy, what floor are you going to again?
Officer Nancy: *On Ear Phone* Floor 9, why?
SpongeBob: Well, I've just arrived and floor 9 looks pretty off limits...
Officer Nancy: *On Ear Phone* We've found a lift that leads to there....Hopefully you can find a way in...
SpongeBob: Do they have a chocolate fountain?
Officer Nancy: *On Ear Phone* Yes....Why?
SpongeBob: Nothing, nothing...
[The scene goes to SpongeBob walking into the Grand Hall]
SpongeBob: Hello Everyone!
Posh and Fancy Party Goer #1: Is that? Oh my...
[SpongeBob walks over to the tray of Cheese Cubes]
SpongeBob: I'm back!
Posh and Fancy Party Goer #2: Save us!
[SpongeBob picks up the chocolate fountain]
Posh and Fancy Party Goer #2: Watch out! He's armed!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I'll only need this for a second!
[The scene goes to Squidward, Nancy and Richard pushing through a crowd of party goers]
Squidward: Where is this lift!?
Richard: At the other side of the room!
Squidward: WHAT!?
[The scene goes to Patrick at a table speaking to two teenage girls]
Patrick: *Drinking Punch* Has anyone ever told you how amazing I actually am?
Teenage Girls: No....
[Squidward runs up to Patrick]
Squidward: Patrick, you need to come with us!
[Patrick puts his arm around Squidward]
Patrick: Squidward my man! Can you tell them pretty girls over there how amazing I am?
Squidward: If you was awesome I'd happily tell them but you're really not!
[Squidward grabs Patrick and runs away with him]
Patrick: Call me!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob at Floor 9]
SpongeBob: Ok, I have only one shot at this!
[SpongeBob pours all of the chocolate from the chocolate fountain onto the door]
SpongeBob: Come on, come on!
[SpongeBob opens the door]
SpongeBob: Great! The chocolate made the door easier to open!
[SpongeBob licks the chocolate]
SpongeBob: Hm...Not bad!
[The scene goes to Michael running down a metal corridor heading for an exit]
Michael: Damn! The police found me! I need another way to get my hands on that ruby!
[Michael tries to open the door but it's locked]
Michael: What the!? GAH!
[The scene goes to Richard trying to open the abandoned lift downstairs in the Grand Hall]
Richard: ARGHHHH!!!
Squidward: Should I help?
Richard: I can do it!
Patrick: Stand back! You'll never get it open like that!
[Patrick runs into the lift and smashes the front down]
Squidward: Well done! You just actually helped us!
Patrick: Hooray!
Squidward: Come on! We need to go!
[Squidward grabs Patrick's hand and pulls him into the lift]
[The scene goes to Michael on Floor 10]
Michael: What am I gonna do now!? I'm stuck!
[The Metal floor starts cracking]
Michael: What the?!
[Michael grabs the rails]
Michael: AH!
[The scene goes to Floor 9 where Squidward, Nancy and Richard rush out of the lift]
Officer Nancy: We're here!
SpongeBob: Hey! Nice to see ya!
Squidward: Where is he!?
SpongeBob: Up there!
[SpongeBob points to Floor 10]
Officer Nancy: How did he get up there?!
Squidward: Yeah, the doors locked and the lift doesn't go up that high!
SpongeBob: He's a good acrobatic! He's used to sneaking into places! Plankton said he didn't see anyone go into the museum for the whole night! He didn't check the roof though, did he!?
Squidward: In prison he just said he checked all the entrances....The roof isn't a entrance though!
[Floor 10 Smashes and Michael falls onto Floor 9]
SpongeBob: Woah! What the!?
Michael: What the hell?
[Michael gets up of the floor and looks around]
Michael: What's this? Some kind of welcome party?
SpongeBob: The only welcome part you're gonna be having is the one in prison!
Michael: SpongeBob! It was only a matter of time till you found me, wasn't it?
SpongeBob: You never thought you would of gotten away with it did you?
Michael: Of course I did....I still do!
Officer Nancy: You must think a lot of crazy things then!
Michael: Come on! How are you bozo's possibly gonna beat me?
Squidward: Bozo!?
[Squidward charges at Michael and the floor smashes and Squidward holds onto the side]
Squidward: AHHHH!!! HELP!
SpongeBob: I'm coming Squidward!
[SpongeBob tries to rush to Squidward but Michael karate kicks SpongeBob back onto the floor]
Michael: Get down you stupid excuse for a detective!
SpongeBob: *Groans*
Officer Nancy: SpongeBob!
Michael: Oh, shut up! Just face it, I've won!
[Michael jumps off the floor]
Michael: SO LONG!!!
Officer Nancy: What the!?
[Michael grabs a rope and starts sliding down to the bottom]
Michael: I've got a ruby to catch!
SpongeBob: Barnacles! There's no way we can catch him now!
Officer Nancy: Yes there is!
[Officer Nancy takes out a gun from her shirt pocket]
SpongeBob: Woah! I didn't know you had a gun!
Officer Nancy: I don't like to use it, it's dangerous! I don't like harming people either...
SpongeBob: I didn't even know the police carried guns!
Officer Nancy: No one knows it! It's a secret!
SpongeBob: So, what are you going to do?
Officer Nancy: Shoot down the rope!
Squidward: Can anyone please help me!?
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Squidward!
[SpongeBob grabs Squidward and pulls him up]
Squidward: Thanks...Lets never mention this again...
Richard: Son! Stay safe! I'm gonna see if he's made it down already!
Squidward: *Sighs* Ok dad!
[Richard runs back into the lift]
Richard: Hey Pinky!
Patrick: Yes?
Richard: You don't seem to be doing much, how would you like to come down?
Patrick: Yeah, sure!
[Patrick runs into the lift and the lifts starts to move down into the floor]
SpongeBob: Ok, shoot down the rope then!
Officer Nancy: Ok, ok!
[The scene goes to Michael sliding down the rope]
Michael: ARGH! MY HANDS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE!!!
[The Rope starts to fall]
Michael: Oh, dear lord!
[Michael falls down onto the floor rope falls on top of him]
Michael: GAH! Why won't you just give up!?
[Michael puts in a code to open the door to the Red Ruby room]
Michael: Excellent! I'm finally here!
[The Red Ruby is in the middle of the room]
Michael: Oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually with The Red Ruby!
[Michael puts on a pair of gloves]
Michael: Time to get to some stealing!
[The scene goes to a guard next to the Red Ruby room that has a giant red cloak over it]
[Richard and Patrick run up to the guard]
Patrick: I'm so tired!
Guard: Hey! You're not aloud back here! This is for VIP's only!
Richard: Look, this is really important!
Guard: I don't care, I'm just doing my job!
Richard: We need to show you something!
Guard: Really? Why don't you show it me in the police station?
Richard: I'll have you know my son is a fellow policeman himself!
Guard: Oh, really? What's his name?
Richard: It's Squidward Tentacles! He's been on the force for 6 Years now!
Guard: That's funny, I have too...How come I've never met him? Hm....Maybe because he's the person who works at the Krusty Krab behind the cash register!
Richard: What?!
Guard: There's only one Squidward Tentacles and he works behind a register at a fast food restaurant!
Richard: Look, I still need to tell you something!
Guard: Come on, you're under arrest! You too tubby!
Patrick: Tubby!?
[Patrick smacks the guard onto the floor and knocks him out]
Richard: What the!?
Patrick: NOBODY.....CALLS.....ME....TUBBY!
Richard: Well, this is it! Grab the keys!
[Patrick takes out the keys from the guard's pocket and unlocks the door to the Red Ruby Room]
Richard: Wait, before you do anything...You do know you're gonna get arrested for that, right?
Patrick: I will?
[The scene goes to Patrick and Richard entering the Red Ruby room]
Michael: What the!? How did you get here!?
Richard: We got the keys! Now, stick em up!
Michael: Ha, you have no weapon that can scare me!
Richard: Really?
[Richard smashes a glass display case and pulls out a golden sword which is worth $1322]
Michael: Really? That costs money you know?
Richard: It's a sword...This is what it was made for!
Michael: Well, I have a gun....Shooting is what it was made for!
[Michael pulls out a gun from his pocket]
Michael: Any last words?
Richard: Yeah, over my dead body!
[Richard dives at Michael and hits him in the body with the sword]
Michael: AH!
[Michael falls onto the floor and the gun rolls onto the floor]
Michael: Cr**p!
Richard: Pink Guy! Get the gun!
Patrick: Me?
Richard: Of course I mean you!
Patrick: Oh, ok!
[Patrick rolls across the floor and grabs the gun]
Patrick: Wait, is this dangerous?
Richard: Um, no....Of course not!
[Richard grabs Michael's hands and puts them around his back]
Michael: Oh come on, you've gotta let a guy go here!
Richard: No, I don't!
[SpongeBob, Nancy and Squidward Rush into the room with the two guard's from the beginning following them]
SpongeBob: Well? Did you get him!?
Richard: Yup, he's right here!
[Richard picks Michael up off the floor]
Richard: Get up here!
Michael: Gah, curse you!
SpongeBob: Well, that relationship with you and Sandy didn't last long, did it!?
Michael: Shut up!
SpongeBob: That's assault! Get him!
[The two guards rush over to Michael and put him in hand cuffs]
Guard From The Starting of The Movie: Well done kid! I don't know what we wouldn't of done with out you!
SpongeBob: Well, no one steals a jewel in my town and gets away with it! Definitely when that Jewel is Sandy Cheeks!
Michael: Ha, you never stand a chance! I'll come back for you!
SpongeBob: Really? There's barely any chances of there being a part 2 of this!
Guard #2: Come on! We've got a nice little place for you to stay!
[The Guards start pulling Michael out of the room]
Michael: Curse you and all of you're friends! CURSE YOU ALL!!
SpongeBob: Take him out!
[The Giant Cloak comes down to reveal everyone in the room]
Mayor of Bikini Bottom: It is my proud pleasure to introduce, the red Ruby diamond!
[A Woman gasps in the audience and faints]
SpongeBob: *Gulp*
Mayor of Bikini Bottom: What's Wr-? Oh my goodness!
SpongeBob: We can explain everything!
[6 Hours Later]
[The scene goes to the gang from the previous scene all wearing medals]
Mayor of Bikini Bottom: It's my proud honour to introduce the heroes of the Red Ruby diamond!
[The Crowd Cheers]
SpongeBob: I'd like to point out a special person in the audience tonight!
Mayor of Bikini Bottom: Who?
SpongeBob: Sandy Cheeks!
[Sandy Cheeks runs up onto the stage]
Sandy: *Gasp* SpongeBob! What are you doing?!
SpongeBob: You deserve this award for what you've been through!
[SpongeBob takes off his medal and puts it around Sandy]
Sandy: SpongeBob, I don't know what to say!
[Sandy hugs SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Merry Christmas Sandy!
Sandy: Merry Christmas SpongeBob!
Mayor of Bikini Bottom: Isn't that wonderful? This is what Christmas is all about folks! Family and friends!
Richard: Squidward, why did you lie about who you are?
Squidward: I thought you'd be embarrassed! I'm stuck in one of the worst jobs ever!
Richard: I'm not embarrassed! You're my son and I'll always be proud of you!
Squidward: R-R-Really!?
Richard: Sure!
[Richard and Squidward hug]
Squidward: Maybe you could give me a gift....Maybe a new clarinet?
Richard: Haha, don't push it to far Squidward!
[The scene goes to Plankton watching the event on TV]
Plankton: I was involved in this to you know!?
[Plankton gets out an evil robot]
Plankton: Soon my evil robot will destroy the fools of Bikini Bottom and I will be the ruler!
[Plankton see's a Christmas Present in the corner]
Plankton: What the?
[Plankton runs over to the gift and opens it to reveal a book]
Plankton: Huh? A book?
[Plankton opens the book and see's the title is "Making Burgers for Dummies"]
Plankton: MAKING BURGER'S FOR DUMMIES!? CURSE YOU!!
[Shot outside of Chum Bucket]
Plankton: CURSE YOU ALL!!!
[The End]
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