Emoticons vs Emojis/Emoji Version

=== Emoticons: ===
We're the XD. It's no 🏃‍♀️. Kick your 🍑 in seconds and you're gone.
Rocking the 💻, 📱, 📧 and chatroom before all your 🍑 are even born!
You maybe on everyone's messages but you're just a fad, nothing phenomenal.
Cause the only impact you have made is turned some 🍑 and 🍆 sexual!
You'll be nothing without me. I'm the MC with a Big 🍆.
Despite all the things you ➕, 👬 still use the same 5️⃣ 😂!
More forgettable characters than there are in 🎮 of Thrones. 
Then ❓ everyone just by using different 📱!
A 🤚, and a ☀️? It would take a 👴🏻 to finally understand,
What a 💏 👱 is trying to decipher a sext from his 👫!
That's all you do. These 😶 👉🏻👌🏿 only use is to ❤️.
So keep playing your little 🔫. There's no real shot. You just know how to 🔫.
=== Emojis: ===
It's nothing out of the ordinary to get dissed by a bunch of 👴🏻. 
You hate the 😎 thing? Sure. But we're in the Oxford 📕!
We're the modern hieroglyphics, people will keep studying us for ages.
But to know what all your dash and slash means will make all people rage.
If your colon is your 👀, then your 👄 are just spitting out 💩.
Spit diss on this bitch til your XD spilt, legit. 
1144 of us allow all to express yourself with ease.
So take out your 📱, text XD and express yourself with these 🖕😡🖕
=== Emoticons: ===
You may be packing 💪 and 👊 but you are still just 🔶
The society's poison, sucking all the attention while none for Kathryn Bigelow
=== Emojis: ===
Who cares about Dunkirk or Detroit when they can 😂 their 🍑 off with Gene
The greatest invention in communication, covering your needs on your 📱
=== Emoticons: ===
Yes you have everything in existence, from 🥐, 🍞, and 🥖, yet
Three of you are being used to help 👩🏼‍💼 to ask about student's debt
=== Emojis: ===
You're limited, useless. You can only make so many 😐
While we got diversity. We got something for every kind of 🐎
=== Emoticons: ===
Woah, so impressive, you have the 🇱🇻 of different cultures. 
But we're the truly inclusive faces. We express emotions without colours
Who would ever need more than ☝️ emoji to represent 🌧
Or nine types of 🍺, five mailboxes or twelve 🚂 
Oh I wasn't finish to diss this worthless tiny 🖼 of all sorts
Cause it's really important to have 🚺 🚹 for all the different kinds of 🤼‍♂️
Sure, an hour and a half long commercial that's fun for the whole 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧
But in the end, you just mixed Wreck-It Ralph and Inside Out in a Lego 🎥 copy
=== Emojis: ===
We'll be the biggest yellow thing for kids since there were M&M and Minions
Even Pixar are 😱 of us. In the 📦 office, we'll be rich, making millions
We got an all star cast. We make Patrick Stewart the 💩. 
And Emoji is the trendiest thing ever. We definitely got a hit
The theatres will be filled with 😂. People will see us and 👏
And in July 28, we are rocking the theatre with the entire 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👧! (Dab!)
This year we have 5️⃣0️⃣ Shades Darker, so how can this be worse?
So prepare for the 🚀 of the Emoji Movie Cinematic Universe!