Skip Every Meal

A Skip to my Lou parody.
== Lyrics ==
* VERSE ONE: Please excuse me if I'm terse.
* Our camp meals couldn't be much worse.
* Lousy food is served by the nurse.
* Somebody send a cookbook!
* CHORUS: Skip skip skip every meal. (3x)
* Skip every meal, I warn you!
* VERSE 2: Breakfast is banana peel with fresh cement that's called oatmeal.
* Bite the sausage and you'll squeal.
* Somebody send a doctor!
* (CHORUS)
* Next up is some mystery goo.
* Slurp it up; there's no need to chew.
* For dessert, it's devil's food shoe.
* Somebody send me pizza!
* (CHORUS)
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