True Meaning of Male Statements

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
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Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
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Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
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Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
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Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
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Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
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Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
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Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
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Statement: "Do you really love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find 
out sooner or later."
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Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
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Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
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Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
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Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."
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Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
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Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" 
True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
Category:Relationships
Category:Language Humor