They Don't Exist

== Transcript ==
;Panel 1:
: Bud: "I'm confused"
: Jacob: "What are those girls doing?"
: Deirdre: "What's wrong, boys?"
;Panel 2: 
: Jacob: "They've set up a booth, Mom!"
: Bud: "There's no one to recruit here!"
: Deirdre: "Actually..."
;Panel 3: 
: Deirdre: "The neighborhood is filled with children your age. Just because they don't go to your school, doesn't—heh—mean they don't exist..."
;Panel 4:
: Jacob: "What are those girls doing?"
: Bud: "There's no one to recruit here!"
=== Alt text ===
Normal people are not worth acknowledging
== Cast ==
=== Depicted Characters ===
* Autumn Pingo
* Bud Oven
* Deirdre Linkletter
* Jacob Linkletter
* Tiffany Et
== Location ==
Inside and outside the Linkletter residence. 
== Trivia ==
Deirdre Linkletter's first appearance
== External link ==
*Comic #11