Ice Cream Mania

==Characters==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieBaby BillySadie RechidFred RechidTomMartha SmithNancy Suzy FishFrankEvelynSallyMabelLennyBilly (lime fish)IsabelMonroeTommyBilly (brown fish)TylerShellySally's DaughterSally's BabyDr. ForrestAbigail Marge (nightmare)Older Nat (nightmare)Older Susie (nightmare)Older Baby Billy (nightmare)
==Transcript==
(The episode starts with Nat, Shubie, Susie, and Baby Billy at Glove World)
Nat: "You picked the perfect day to go to GloveWorld, Shubie!"
Shubie: "Thanks Nat! I'm so glad that we're spending quality time together as a family."
Nat: "So what should we do next?" Shubie notices an ice cream stand.
Shubie: "Is that an ice cream stand? Why don't we get some ice cream?" 
Susie: "I want ice cream!" Nat, Shubie, Susie, and Baby Billy walk over to the ice cream stand.
Nat: "Would you like chocolate or vanilla, Susie?"
Tom: "Did someone say chocolate? CHOCOLATE!" 
Nat: "What the…" Tom runs over to the ice cream stand and pushes Nat out of his way. Shubie catches Nat before he falls down.
Tom: "I'd like to buy all your chocolate ice cream, please." Tom grabs a bucket of chocolate ice cream. Martha Smith walks over to the stand and grabs Tom.
Martha: "Sorry about him! Now come on, Tom. Let's go ride the Tunnel of Glove." Martha and Tom walk away. Nat walks up to the stand.
Nat: "Well, I guess they're all out of chocolate. We'll take three medium cups of vanilla ice cream, and a small cup of vanilla for the baby." Nat hands Shubie, Susie and Billy their ice cream.
Shubie: "Thanks, Nat! I can't wait to have some. I just love ice cream."
Susie: "Yeah, thanks Dad!"
Nat: "You're welcome! Now let's dig in before it melts!" Shubie eats a spoonful of ice cream. Suddenly, Shubie starts to feel weird. Shubie groans.
Shubie: "Honey, I don't feel so good."
Nat: "It's probably just a brain freeze, Shubie." Suddenly, a bunch of lumps appear on Shubie's body. Shubie's body begins to swell and enlarge in size. 
Susie: "What's going on with Mom?"
Shubie: "Nat, help! What's happening to me?"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Susie, and Baby Billy walking down a hallway in the hospital)
Susie: "Do you think Mom's going to be okay, Dad?"
Nat: "I hope so, Susie." Nat, Susie, and Baby Billy walk into a room where a normal looking Shubie is laying in a hospital bed. 
Shubie: "Hi, guys."
Nat: "Wow, Shubie! You look great! I was so worried that something terrible happened to you." Dr. Forrest walks into the room.
Susie: "Is my mom okay?"
Dr. Forrest: "Yes, little Susie. After running some tests, I can say that your mother is perfectly fine." 
Nat: "So what was wrong with her?"
Dr. Forrest: "It appears as though she had an allergic reaction to the ice cream she ate at GloveWorld."
Shubie: "An allergic reaction? Was there an odd ingredient in the ice cream that I'm allergic to?"
Dr. Forrest: "Nope. After examining a sample of GloveWorld ice cream myself, I've concluded that their ice cream doesn't contain any ingredients that wouldn't be found in other ice cream brands. It seems as though you are allergic to ice cream in general."
Shubie: "How is that possible? I've been eating ice cream my whole life and I've never had an allergic reaction to it."
Dr. Forrest: "It's not uncommon for people to develop an ice cream allergy as they get older. In fact, most people who are allergic to ice cream develop the allergy in their late 30's."
Nat: "So does this mean she can't drink milk anymore?" Dr. Forrest laughs.
Dr. Forrest: "No, she's not lactose intolerant. She's allergic to ice cream only. As long as she doesn't eat ice cream anymore, she should be fine. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to perform surgery on Fred's injured leg." Dr. Forrest leaves the room.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie, Baby Billy driving home from the hospital)
Shubie: "I still can't believe I'm allergic to ice cream. I didn't even know that was possible!"
Nat: "Yeah, I didn't know that was possible either. I'm just glad you're okay, Shubie. We were worried sick about you."
Shubie: "Aw, thanks Nat. As long as I don't have ice cream anymore though I'll be fine. I mean, how hard is it to not eat ice cream?" Shubie laughs.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie, and Baby Billy at Evelyn's house later that week)
Evelyn: "Happy birthday, Billy! Make a wish!" Evelyn puts a birthday cake in front of Billy. Billy blows out the candles.
Shubie: "It was so nice of Evelyn to invite us to Billy's birthday party!"
Nat: "She's your sister, Shubie. She had to invite us." Evelyn walks over to Shubie and Nat.
Evelyn: "Thanks for coming to Billy's birthday party!"
Shubie: "You're welcome! Nat and I wouldn't miss our only nephew's birthday!"
Evelyn: "Would you guys like a piece of cake?"
Nat: "Sure!" Evelyn hands two pieces of cake to Shubie and Nat. Shubie takes a bite out of her piece of cake.
Shubie: "Wow, Evelyn! This cake tastes amazing! What's it made of? I need to know the recipe."
Evelyn: "Thanks, I had Sadie make it for me. She said she made it using two eggs, one cup of milk, one cup of flour, two cups of sugar, one cup of unsweetened cocoa powder, one teaspoon of baking soda, and one scoop of vanilla ice cream for extra flavor." Evelyn walks away.
Shubie: "Did she say one scoop of ice cream? Oh no! My allergies!" Shubie begins to have an allergic reaction. The kids at the birthday party scream and run away.
Susie: "Mom's turned into a monster again!" Shubie groans.
Shubie: "Nat, call an ambulance."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Susie, and Baby Billy walking down a hallway in the hospital)
Susie: "Do you think Mom'll be okay?" Nat sighs.
Nat: "I hope so, Susie." Nat, Susie, and Baby Billy walk into a room and see a normal looking Shubie lying in a hospital bed. Susie runs over to Shubie.
Susie: "Mom! You look normal again!" Dr. Forrest walks into the room.
Dr. Forrest: "Yes, your mother had quite the scare back there, but she's fully healthy now. Her allergy, however, is worse than I feared."
Shubie: "What do you mean, doctor?"
Dr. Forrest: "I highly advise that you never have ice cream ever again. Even the tiniest amount of ice cream could kill you if it's not treated fast enough."
(Scene cuts to Nat and Shubie going to bed that night) Shubie is still devastated by Dr. Forrest's news.
Nat: "Are you okay, Shubie? You don't look too good right now."
Shubie: "I'm fine, Nat. It's just that I can't stop thinking about what Dr. Forrest said. What if I accidentally eat ice cream again and die? I'd miss Susie's wedding, Billy's college graduation, and we'd never get the chance to grow old together! Nat, promise me that you won't marry another woman after my death." 
Nat: "Relax, Shubie. You're not going to die. We'll make sure that you never eat ice cream again. Everything's going to be okay." Shubie gives Nat a hug. Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "Oh, I hope so."
Nat: "Now get some sleep, Shubie. You'll feel better after a good night's rest. Good night." Nat turns off the light.
Shubie: "Good night, Nat."
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Nat sleeping later that night) Shubie begins to have a nightmare.
(Scene cuts to Shubie's nightmare) All of Shubie's friends and family are gathered at a funeral.
Nat: "Today, we are all gathered here to commemorate the life of an amazing woman. She was nearly fifteen years clean, until she accidentally ate some ice cream this past weekend. Shubie, you were my rock. I don't know how I'll be able to go on without you. However, over the past week since your death, there is a woman who has stood by my side every step of the way during the grieving process. The family has really grown to embrace this woman, and I think she would be a great replacement to make our family whole again. Shubie, I know your last wish was for me to never remarry, but I know you'd understand. That is why, Abigail, will you marry me?" Abigail squeals with delight. Abigail jumps up from her seat in the front row and runs over to Nat.
Abigail: "Yes! Yes, I will!" Abigail and Nat hug.
Crowd: "Awwwwww!" The crowd cheers. 
Nat: "Kids, say hello to your new mother!" Nat and Abigail walk away from the podium and sit down. A Susie in her early 20's walks up to the podium.
Susie: "Mom, you were an inspiration to us all. I know you wanted me to put the money I inherited from your death towards my college tuition, but I decided to drop out and spend the money on this new piercing to celebrate your life." Susie sticks out her tongue and shows the crowd her tongue piercing. Susie walks away from the podium. A teenage Billy walks up to the podium.
Billy: "This is what teenage Billy sounds like in a universe where you die in your mid 40's, Mom. Yo, Mom! You da man! You were da realest, yo. My ride or die. It's so wack that Neptune took you from this ocean so soon. Fly high, my mother. I got a new tattoo on my back to celebrate your death. It says, life is cringe, but my momma never was. Peace out." Billy turns around and lifts up his shirt to show everyone his tattoo. Billy walks away from the podium. Nat walks back up to the podium.
Nat: "Goodbye, Shubie." Shubie's coffin is lowered into her grave. Everyone at the funeral cries.
(Scene cuts back to Shubie sleeping)
Shubie: "New mother? Tongue piercings? Tattoos?! NOOOO!" Shubie bolts up in her bed. Nat wakes up.
Nat: "Shubie? What's wrong?"
Shubie: "Nat, I just had the worst nightmare. Everyone in the town was gathered at my funeral. You were getting remarried, Susie was a college dropout, and Billy sounded nothing like I would've ever imagined!"
Nat: "Relax, Shubie. Sounds like you just had a rough night's sleep. It seems like you're still worked up about this allergy. Tell you what, why don't we spend the day at the Goo Lagoon and relax? That'll help take your mind off things."
Shubie: "Okay, that sounds like a good idea."
Nat: "Great, I'll go get the kids."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie, and Baby Billy at Goo Lagoon)
Shubie: "You were right, Nat. A nice relaxing day at the beach was just what I needed."
Nat: "I'm glad to hear that, Shubie!" Martha and Tom walk by them carrying a tub of chocolate ice cream.
Martha: "You know, Tom, you're never going to lose any weight if you keep eating all this chocolate ice cream."
Shubie: "Ice cream? Ah!"
Nat: "Relax, Shubie. You're okay." Sadie walks over to them licking an ice cream cone. 
Sadie: "Hi Nat!"
Nat: "Hi Sadie! What are you doing here?"
Sadie: "Oh, just working on my tan. You like it so far? Look at your abs glisten in the sun! I can't wait to see that tanned six pack at work on Monday." Some ice cream from Sadie's ice cream cone melts and falls onto the sand right in front of Shubie's feet. Shubie moves her feet away from Sadie in fear.
Shubie: "Um, Sadie, what's that in your hand?"
Sadie: "This? It's just an ice cream cone. I got it from the ice cream truck over there." Sadie points at the ice cream truck which is surrounded by little kids. The kids joyfully run back in Shubie's direction carrying ice cream cones.
Shubie: "Gah! What if some of their ice cream gets in my mouth somehow? I gotta get out of here!"
Nat: "Shubie, wait!" Shubie runs away.
Sadie: "Well, that was weird. Now that Shubie's gone, you mind if I sit next to you, Nat?"
(Scene cuts to Shubie running away) Shubie runs off the beach and into town. Shubie runs towards Sally who is pushing her baby in a baby carriage while eating an ice cream cone. 
Sally: "Hi Shubie! Nothing better than ice cream on a hot sunny day!" Shubie screams and runs past her. Shubie runs towards Lenny and Mabel who are walking down the street holding hands and eating ice cream.
Shubie: "Ah! Get away from me!" Shubie screams and sprints past them.
Mabel: "What's her problem?" Lenny shrugs. Shubie runs out of breath and stops running. Shubie notices Nancy sitting at a table outside of a store. Frank walks out of the store and over to Nancy carrying a large ice cream cone.
Frank: "I got this ice cream for us to share, Nancy." Frank sits down at the table.
Nancy: "Cookie dough? My favorite! I love you, Frank."
Frank: "I love you too, Nancy." Frank and Nancy start licking their ice cream. 
Shubie: "Is there anyone in this town who isn't eating ice cream?!" Shubie runs away.
(Scene cuts to Fred standing in front of his house in the street)
Fred: "Ah, finally out of the hospital." Fred sees Shubie sprinting towards him. Shubie collides with Fred. Fred and Shubie fall onto the ground.
Shubie: "Fred! I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!"
Fred: "MY LEG! Huh, that's funny. I thought for sure that fall would've broken my leg. What the barnacles has gotten into you, Shubie?"
Shubie: "Sorry Fred, I just had to get away from all the ice cream."
Fred: "Ice cream? Why? Are you feeling okay, Shubie? I think you might be suffering from heat stroke."
Shubie: "No, I'm fine. It's because I'm deathly allergic to ice cream. I realize now that I need to stay indoors all day to prevent myself from accidentally eating some because if I eat even the tiniest scoop I could die! Then my family could fall apart, and my kids could drop out of college and get awful piercings and tattoos, and…"
Fred: "Shubie, calm down! You're acting paranoid right now! It's not that hard to not eat ice cream. You can be cautious about it, but you don't need to stay inside like a crazy woman all day. Many doctors have told me that I may never walk again if I injure my leg one more time, but that hasn't stopped me from going outside, playing sports, and doing other fun things with my friends and family. We're all gonna go at some point so don't spend the rest of your life living in fear. Instead, spend it by doing what you love with your family." Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "You're right. Thanks, Fred. I really needed that."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Susie, and Baby Billy returning home from the Goo Lagoon)
Shubie: "Hi, Nat."
Nat: "Shubie? We've been looking all over town for you. We didn't know where you went."
Shubie: "I know and I'm sorry, Nat. I'm sorry for acting so paranoid lately. I was so worried about not eating ice cream that I wrecked our beach day. I promise to never act like that again. From now on, I will spend more time focusing on you and the kids than I will worrying about some dumb allergy. I hope you accept the sundaes that I made for each of you in the kitchen as an apology."
Susie: "Sundaes? Yay!" Susie grabs Baby Billy and runs into the kitchen. Nat gives Shubie a hug.
Nat: "It's good to have my levelheaded wife back. Wait, are you sure we should be feeding our kids ice cream? What if they're allergic too?"
Shubie: "Oh they're not, don't worry. Dr. Forrest said that the allergy isn't genetic. It's just something kind of random that happens."
Susie: "Mom! Dad! I don't feel so good." Nat and Shubie gasp and run into the kitchen. Nat rushes over to check on Susie. Shubie grabs her phone and calls the hospital.
Shubie: "Hello? Hospital? It's an emergency! Send an ambulance! My daughter is having-"
Nat: "Shubie, it's just a brain freeze." Shubie looks over and sees that Susie is perfectly fine.
Shubie: "A brain freeze… Never mind." Shubie hangs up the phone. Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy laugh.
(Scene ends)
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