Universe Construction Worker

The Universe Construction Worker is the foreman of the Universal Construction Site. His job is to create a new real or fictional universe. No author, narrator, or cosmic entity can even being to fathom his epic construction-ey power. 
== Tools ==
He has a cosmic hammer which he can use to destroy or create new universes. If one dared to ever touch or see the cosmic hammer, they would be obliterated instantly.
== Daily Life ==
Each morning he wakes up at 4, drinks some cosmic coffee, and goes to the Universal Construction Site. He builds and destroys fictional and real universes until 5, and then goes back home. He stops by McDonald's on the way home and gets a Big Mac with extra fries. He goes to bed at 8.
The Universe Construction Worker often wonders if he has a higher purpose in life aside from simply creating universes every day. He hopes to finally make enough money someday to buy his own pocket dimension where he can live peacefully with his family and maybe even start a universe farm.
Category:Joke
Category:Cosmic Entity