Squirrely the Horrible

Squirrely the Horrible (real name Viktor Staufenberg) is an online... adult or something like that, that is always horny, or at least 13 hours a day and becomes likes a completely different person if he doesn't fap for around two days, showing the same symptoms as someone who is addicted to alcohol or different types of drugs. He is a based Chad, but (or maybe because of it) has mental defects, while still having rich relatives. Particularly, he has a rich aunt that no one would give a toss about if it weren't for money. MONEH!
He likes to write, watch TV, play games, fap, eat and be a parasite to the country he was born in. He has Jewish ancestry, though, so this condition should be expected. He likes the good goyim only. He is a leftist, moderate centrist in a realistic theorem. He hates violence, but likes him some WWWE, where he watches half-naked men and demonic beings beat each other up for some titons. The CEO of the WWE is Count Orlok and he has a bunch of zombie and revenant minions who serve him well. He has one yuman minion and had two druids who sucked badly and so he had them thrown into the fire pit (just like what happened to Jesus).
What else to say, uhh? He leads his own Wiki, called MUC Wiki, where he made up his own rules! HE STOLE ALL OF YOUR JEWELS! He's going NOWHERE! Uhhhh... He also hates religion, sweet, sweet religion and god. God be fake he says and Lord Satan rules supreme. He is currently a bit depressed due to the events that happened in the Balkans. Shit is tough, but hey... could be worse. Imagine if the fuaking nazis won the Word War. Fuak 'em fascist b-tards! Oh yes, Squirrely hates cummunism and fascism in general. How so, you ask? Well, he hates poor people and racist religious militants. That's why, haha. He also hates jesus, Muhammed and Allah, and to lesser extend: Buddha, Shiva, Vishnu, atheism and the Native American gods, plus Pagan gods who died out already, like uhhh... uhhhhh... whatever the hell Native Europeans worshipped. He also hates Greek gods and any deity else, as they are all false. Satan, aka Lucifer, is the ONLY God. Das rite.
Now, uhhhh... He needs to take a leak. He also loves coffee and eats meat in China. He loves China. He also speaks with a southern American accent due to playing too much RDR and blackjack in it.
==The Horrible Memes==
Here are some based and dank memes of Victor. Make sure to love 'em and accept them as facts. That... is what zey are.
Chad NWO.jpg|Soyjaks crying their asses off again, while the Chads know the score.
Chad Satanist.jpg|Basically me IRL.
Christian head.jpg|This is what being a christian does to you.
Christian media.jpg|Silly christians think everyone who slightly disagrees with them is Satanic.
Froggy smart.jpg|Smart frog, I say.
Fuck pisstianity.jpg|True. Such a shame smart ppl are hard to cum by.
Gus Fring meme.jpg|Screw America for worshipping that carpenter hippie and his smelly dad.
Hating US.jpg|Hell no! Because they choose the wrong religion.
Gay facts.jpg|They do be like this, doe.
Jeebus is week.jpg|A question that leaves every christian speechless.
Satan in Heaven.jpg|Harsh reality.
Jeebus VS Lord Satan.jpg|Facts.
Me irl.jpg|I'm cuter than Elmo, though.
Satan stalks jeebus.jpg|Yup.
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