Counter-Strike: You are Offensive

Counter-Strike: You are Offensive is a video shame created by Sewer Valve Corporation and Hidden Fart Entertainment. It is a Multiplayer first-person shooter that takes place in different places. Once you get in a game you can choose if you want to be a terrorist or a FBI agent (Or S.W.A.T.. Idk) And then you fight the other side depending on the team you chose. As a terrorist you or your teammates must plant a time bomb then defend it against the FBI people. If you die, then you suck and your stoopid. The FBI will defuse the bomb and u loose. But don't worry, everyone loses and it can take up to 4 years to master this game. But i wouldn't take 4 years off your life because that's a bad decision, and it won't be worth it.
If everyone keeps bulling you cus you're bad there's a play with bots option! And if you still are getting destroyed you can change the bot's difficulty to harmless. And if you still are getting rekt...... GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because even 4 yr olds can beat harmless mode.CS:YAO also is similar to Garry's Mod's graphics. Except for the fact that it has a health bar at the bottom left side of ur screen.
Adolf Hitler also gave this shame to his fellow nazis in WWII so they can shoot accurately... Too bad that the Galactic empire doesn't use this for their stormtroopers. CS:YAO also has LOSTA weapons to play with so you'll never be bored. You can shoot wood, concrete, and best of all, People. Just don't become a freaky weirdo that shoots up schools though, as that only just rides to prison.
You can additionally jump off a building, well as long as you are in vertigo. (The MAP) Also just to let you know, you are also very sus in this game so everyone, even you're teammates shoot you. To be UNsus you have to scan, but there's no scan in CS:YAO. So, Good Luck!
== History ==
CS:YAO was created in 1939, so it could help American Unsolders aim better. The shame was only in america first but then Your Mom decided to move to Nazi Germany and share the shame with Hitler. Your Mom took up Nazi Germany a bit too much so Adolf hitler kicked Your Mom out of nazi germany. And then hitler decided to use CS:YAO for his Nazi soldiers. After your mom got kicked out of nazi germany, she went back to america. Although that didn't take too long, as america kicked your mom out all the way to europe. Why Europe? Because it's the largest land part of earth! After all of that, one nazi german moved to another country and spread the shame with canada. Then the canadian that saw CS:YAO moved to another country and spread the shame. And before you know it, the shame was EVERYWHERE. it even managed to reach a A long time ago in a galaxy, far far away. That's why there's so many toxic players. BECAUSE THEY'RE ALIENS! and that is why cs;yao got popular until that ROBLOX CAME ALONG.
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