Squidward on Top

== Information ==
Squidward has had it with the Krusty Krab and quits his job for good to focus on making his life luxurious...
This is the 7th Episode of The FAoSB and is the first episode to have the new title of the show...
Characters:
Squidward
Spongebob
Patrick
Plankton
Mr.Krabs
Fred
== The Episode Begins ==
(The episode starts at the Krusty Krab)
(The episode Cuts to Squidward; looking impatient)
Squidward: Sir, can you PLEASE hurry it up!?
(The scene pans out; revealing Patrick)
Patrick: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Patrick drools then gets an idea)
Patrick: I GOT IT!!!!!
Squidward: Really!?
Patrick: No...
(Squidward frowns upon hearing that, Patrick goes back to his original state)
Patrick: UGHUGHUGHUGH!!!!!
(The episode cuts to Mr.Krabs office)
(Mr.Krabs Laughs)
Mr.Krabs: I love counting me money!!! Especially when I'm exploiting my employees and customers!!!
(Mr.Krabs continues laughing)
(A muffled scream from outside the office can be heard)
Fred: Will you HURRY IT UP!?!?!?!?!?
(Mr.Krabs runs out of his office)
Mr.Krabs: WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE!?!?!? CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M COUNTING ME MONEY FROM EXPLOITED EMPLOY-
(Spongebob looks on at Mr.Krabs from the kitchen window above Squidward, looking very angry)
Spongebob: You better watch it Krabs... Remember what I said to you?
(Mr.Krabs remembers moments of "Don't You Dare Fire Spongebob!")
(Mr.Krabs sweats in panic)
Mr.Krabs: Argh, Argh, Argh... What I meant to say a umm... TERRIFIC EMPLOYEES!!! Yeah, yeah...
(Mr.Krabs laughs anxiously as he looks at Spongebob, winking at him)
Spongebob: Good enough...
(Spongebob Laughs as he goes back into the kitchen)
Fred: I'll tell you what's wrong Mr-
(Fred is confused)
Fred: What's your name?
Mr.Krabs: My name?!
Fred: Yeah your name...
Mr.Krabs: My name is "Eugene H. Krabs" but you can just call me Mr.Krabs!
(Mr.Krabs laughs but stops)
Mr.Krabs: Anyways, are you going to say something?
Fred: Yeah Mr.Kraps I have something to say to you!
(Mr.Krabs eyes blows up and explodes, hearing Fred proudly pronouncing his name as "Mr.Kraps)
Fred: That pink stupid idiot, right there? Tell him to hurry it up or else I'm going somewhere else...
Mr.Krabs: Like where, this place is the only place that most of my customers go to, except for the crazies that go to The Chum Bucket!
Plankton: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!
(Mr.Krabs replies)
Mr.Krabs: SHUT UP, PLANKTON!!!!!!!!
(Fred pokes at Mr.Krabs to get his attention)
(Mr.Krabs turns around)
Fred: If you don't mind? GET THAT FATASS OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Mr.Krabs: HEY!!! No swearing in me-
(Fred interrupts Mr.Krabs)
Fred: NO SWEARING NOTHING YA CHEAPSKATE BITCH!!!!!!
Mr.Krabs: HEY!!!!! I'M NO BITCH!!!!!!
Fred: THEN GET THAT MOTHER FREAKING FATASS OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!
(Mr.Krabs turns his into his sight of Squidward)
Mr.Krabs: SQUIDWARD, GET YE ASS OFF THE WOOD AND TELL PATRICK TO GET OUT!!!!!!!
(Squidward Laughs, reading his magazine)
Squidward: How about you do it Mr.Krabs...
(Mr.Krabs pupils shrink)
Mr.Krabs: Insubordination I see Squidward...
(Mr.Krabs Laughs maniacally)
(Spongebob peeks out through the kitchen window)
Spongebob: Wow Squidward... You really pissed him off this time!
(Spongebob Laughs as he peaks back into the kitchen)
(Mr.Krabs charges at Squidward, Grabbing his neck)
Mr.Krabs: You just like to piss me off, Mr.Squidward...
(Mr.Krabs stomps on Squidwards leg as he screams in pain)
Squidward: AHAHAHAHOWWW!!!!!!!
(Mr.Krabs kicks Squidward out of The Krusty Krab)
Mr.Krabs: AND STAY OUT OF ME RESTAURANT YA ASSHOLE!!!!!
(The episode fades into a title card:
"You thought Squidward would have a Happy Ending?"
(The title card fades to another one:
"No... Squidward will always be the unlucky sap in Bikini Bottom."
(The episode fades to black)
== End Credits/Information ==
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