Paper Airplane Quotes

:Andy: "Be careful of that beaker, it contains dangerous acid!"
:Darryl: It does not say dangerous. And there's no exclamation point.
:Andy: Well, I'm just trying to bring some life to it.
[aside to camera:]
:Andy: Last week I got an agent and, uh, this week I got a movie. HRPDC chemical handling protocols. It's gonna be seen by tons of workers in the industrial chemical community. One of whom could have a cousin whose brother is Brad Pitt. And then boom, next thing you know, I'm in Moneyballs Two.
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:Darryl: Andy Bernard might not be able to stick his eyes into that water, but do you know who can?
[checks Andy's nametag]
:"Older Male Lab Assistant Number One"
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:Clark: Hey, are you guys high? Because if so, to speak my truth I would really appreciate it if you were to let me in, on your kind buds.
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:Kevin: I'm not giving up. I'm going to keep making planes until one of them flies. Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher.
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:Angela: Me? Oh, I'm fine. I mean, sure, times are leaner now that I'm separated from the Senator. But my new studio apartment is just fine for me, and Philip, and Tinky, and Crinklepuss, and Bandit 2, and Pawlick Baggins, and Lady Aragorn and their 10 kittens. I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it. And if I went back now, when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm, I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about that try to bag a farmer.
Category:Season 9 quotes