Homophobeward Isn't Real

Homophobeward Isn't Real is the fourth episode of Sexist SpongeBob.
==Characters==
*Homophobeward
*SpongeBin
*Mr. Krabs
*Plankton
*Patracist
*Bubble Ass (debut)
==Transcript==
(shot of the chum bucket where sex noises are heard)
Plankton: oh yeah krabs
Krabs: oh yeah plankton
Plankton: shove me up your ass again
Krabs: sure
(krabs shoves plankton up his ass)
(cut to a shot of squidward's house)
(cut inside to see homophobeward spying on krabs and plankton having sex)
Homophobeward: man i hate gays
(the doorbell rings)
Homophobeward: oh that must be my weekly meth delivery
(homophobeward opens the door to see spongebin at the door)
Spongebin: hello homophobeward
Homophobeward: what do you want
Spongebin: wanna go shoot krabs and plankton with me
Homophobeward: sure
(cut to spongebin and homophobeward outside of the chum bucket knocking on the door)
Krabs: oh crap quick plankton get out of my ass
Plankton: ok
(plankton slips out of krabs' ass)
(mr krabs puts his clothes on and opens the door)
Mr krabs: oh hi spongebin and homophobeward
Spongebin: youre going to hell
Mr krabs: wait what
(spongebin and homophobeward shoot mr krabs in the balls)
Plankton: oh no my husband is dead
(plankton gets shot at by homophobeward)
Spongebin: the deed is done now
(homophobeward vanishes)
Spongebin: what the fuck
(cut to patracist's house)
(shot of inside patracist's house where we see him watching popetown)
Patracist: haha i love this show
(a knock is heard on his door)
Patracist: go away
(his rock opens and we see spongebin is outside)
Patracist: oh hi spongebin
Spongebin: patracist i think homophobeward isnt real
Patracist: oh no
Spongebin: he vanished after me and him killed mr krabs and plankton
Patracist: if homophobeward isnt real then who does the house in between our houses belong to?
(the house vanishes too)
Spongebin: oh no patracist, i think homophobeward was just a figment of our imagination
Patracist: oh no
Spongebin: i'll go to bubble ass and see if he has a cure
(cut to bubble ass's house)
Bubble ass: spongebin, the accident was 10 years ago, get over it
Spongebin: but homophobeward was my friend bubble ass
Bubble ass: spongebin, get over it, he died already
Spongebin: but-
Bubble ass: no buts, wait, i am one
Spongebin: bubble ass, you don't understand
Bubble ass: why don't you go home and lie down for a few hours, maybe that'll help you forget it.
Spongebin: maybe you're right
(cut to spongebin going to the graveyard where homophobeward was buried)
Spongebin: here lies homophobeward, "he was homophobic" man.
(the ghost of homophobeward appears next to spongebin)
Homophobeward: hello spongebin
Spongebin: AAAA, oh, hi homophobeward
Homophobeward: i have come back from the dead 
Spongebin: how is it in heaven?
Homophobeward: sadly i went to hell
Spongebin: oh no
Homophobeward: goodbye
(homophobeward goes back to his grave)
Spongebin: i need to lay off the drugs
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