Treehouse of Horror XVII/Quotes

:Kent Brockman: It's blob rule on the streets of Springfield! And to make matters worse, we're being attacked by a 50-foot Lenny!
:50-Foot Lenny: Everyone's paying attention to Homer.
:Invisible Carl: I still like you.
:50-Foot Lenny: Thanks, Invisible Carl!
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:Kodos: Colonel Kang, report.
:Kang: What a day. (An explosion occurs in the distance) You said we'd be greeted as liberators.
:Kodos: Don't worry. We still have the people's hearts and minds. (holds up a heart and brain)
:Kang: I don't know. I'm starting to think "Operation: Enduring Occupation" was a bad idea.
:Kodos: We had to invade! They were working on weapons of mass disintegration!
:Kang: Sure, they were!
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:(Bart writes a command on a piece of paper and sticks it in the golem's mouth, who walks up to a wall and puts his foot through it)
:Bart: Can't you read my handwriting? I didn't say "Kick Homer's walls."
:Homer: What's going on?
:(The Golem kicks Homer in the crotch)
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:Female Golem: There's a latke bar downstairs.
:Chief Wiggum: Latke? What the hell's a latke?
:Female Golem: They're pan-fried...
:Chief Wiggum: Case dismissed!
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:Homer: (gasps) Ooh. Beer-battered Germans.
:(The crowd screams and scatters as Homer eats a couple Germans)
:German Man: What did we Germans ever do to deserve this? (A second German man looks disapprovingly back at the other German) (realizing) Oh, right.
:(The two Germans dissolve inside of Homer's stomach)
:Homer: (zombie-like) Must eat more fat people. Thank God I'm in America.
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:Mayor Quimby: We have nothing to fear but the aliens and their vastly superior killing technology!
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:Orson Welles: The devastation is incredible! They're grinding up the bodies of human beings!
:Sound technician: (uses a wisp to grind up cornflakes)
:Orson Welles: Now they're riding horses in the rain!
:Sound technician: (clacks coconut halves against a wooden board while pouring water into a tray)
:Orson Welles: Now they're playing the xylophone while bowling near an airport.
:Sound technician: (holds up sign reading "Screw you" and leaves)
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:Radio Announcer: Astronomers say the ominous capsules originated from Earth's closest neighbor.
:Homer: Flanders?
:Radio Announcer: Mars!
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:Radio Announcer: We interrupt this dance music from Lamourian Roman Capital City's Fabulous Hotel Hitler to bring you a special bulletin.
:Homer: Hey, I'm not done dancing! This bulletin better swing!
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:Grandpa: I never thought it would come to this when I fought in the first World War.
:Lenny: First World War? Why do you keep calling it that?
:Grandpa: Oh, you'll see!
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:Golem: I feel so guilty! I've mangled and maimed 37 people and I told a telemarketer I was busy when I wasn't! I'm not a good man.
:Lisa: He sure is neurotic for a monster.
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:Bart: Finally someone who does whatever I say!
:(Milhouse comes)
:Milhouse: Hey, Bart. I shaved my head like you told me.
:Bart: Get lost!
:Milhouse: Yes, master!
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:Kearney: Yo, Simpson. Give us your lunch money!
:Bart: Hmm... I don't think so. In fact, why don't you give me your lunch money?
:Dolph: Who's gonna make us? That golem?
:Bart: No, my gol--Yes, him.
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:Mayor Quimby: In you go, boys. We've got everything--warm beds, square meals, homeless women.
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:Dr. Phil: Homer, your family's here. And you've gotta help me help them help you help me help you.
:Homer: Marge, I missed you. All this eating has put me in the mood for a little lovin' (purrs sexily)
:Marge: I have to be honest with you: I can't love a 4,000 ton cannibal.
:Homer: What happened to "for better or for worse?!"
:Bart: Dad, you're eating Dr. Phil.
:Homer: (licks fingers) It's amazing. He tastes just like Jeffery Tambor.
:(Dr. Phil can be seen grunting and struggling inside Homer's stomach)
:Dr. Phil: Food does not equal love! (He perishes inside Homer's stomach)
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:Dr. Phil: You've got a weight problem, and you know it!
:Homer: You're right. Starting tomorrow, no bread before dinner.
:Dr. Phil: Homer, don't sell me an outhouse and tell me it's a Taj Mahal!
:Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Homer, stop doing that!
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:Homer: Ooh, teenagers! Mmm! (gurgles and drools) No, today's teens have enough problems without me eating them!
:Teenage Girl: Barbecue sauce fight!
:(All the teens start squirting each other with Barbecue sauce, Squeaky Voiced Teen gets hit with some sauce and falls into a bonfire)
:Squeaky Voiced Teen: (screaming) The flames are sealing in my juices!
:Homer: I'll savor you!
:(Homer grabs Squeaky Voiced Teen and takes a bite out of him)
:Homer: Mmm! Extra-virgin. (gurgles and drools)
:(Homer starts stuffing Squeaky Voiced Teen into his mouth)
:Squeaky Voiced Teen: (screaming) Tell my friends I died kissing a girl!
:Homer: No!
:(Homer swallows Squeaky Voiced Teen)
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:(Homer wakes up)
:Homer: Must eat, then poop, then eat some more, then eat while pooping. (Homer heads down to the kitchen and raids the refrigerator, drinking syrup) Still hungry.
:(Bart stumbles into the kitchen to see what is going on)
:Bart: Dad?
:Homer: Son, let me have a lick at you.
:(Homer stuffs Bart into his mouth and tries to eat him. Marge walks into the kitchen and turns the light on)
:Marge: Homer! You won't eat my stuffed peppers, but you'll eat our son?
:Homer: Nag, nag, nag.
:(Homer pulls a squirming Bart out of his mouth)
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:(Meteorite splits and goo appears in it)
:Homer: Whoo! A space marshmallow! (plucks the goo with a stick and tries to eat the goo, which keeps trying to avoid Homer's mouth) Uh? Where do you think you're going?
:Lisa: Dad, no! It could teach us the secret of interstellar travel.
:Homer: If he's so smart, how come he can't stay out of my mouth?
:(The goo struggles in Homer's mouth before finally being swallowed)
:Marge: How could you eat that goo? You don't know what galaxy it's from.
:Homer: Marge, I ate it. It's over.
:(The goo tries to seep out of Homer's nose)
:Homer: Whoa! Oh, no, you don't! (He repeatedly snorts the goo back into his nose) If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!
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:(Homer and Marge makes out in the backyard)
:Marge: Look! A shooting star!
:Homer: Hey, that's great. Let's look at it after. (turns Marge's head for a kiss and while the two make out, the meteorite sears through Marge's hair and slams into the ground)
:Marge: Whoa! That almost tore my head off.
:Homer: (whining) Oh, you always find an excuse not to make out.
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:Mr. Burns: Hello, boils and ghouls. I am the crypt-keeper, or should I say master of scary-i-monie (laughs)
:Smithers: (laughs) Priceless sir, you made the word ceremonies frightening.
:Mr. Burns: I know what I did. Urghh.
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