Oopla-Doopla

This is the 5th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.
(Continuing from the last episode, Hoopla is walking toward camp central. It’s 11:59:59:999 PM, and he seems really excited… maybe not in a good way.)
Hoopla: (scared) Hoopla?
???: MUHAHAAHAHA! YOU’RE HERE!
Hoopla: For what? IS IT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?!
???: No! Now uhh… It’s time for what you came here for.
Hoopla: The play? Oh boy! Can I be Mermaid Man?
???: Ugh! Can you stop interrupting me?!
Hoopla: o k.
???: Anyway, it’s about high time I introduce myself. I am… ALPOOH!
Hoopla: Hoopla- I mean Alpooh? What kind of dumb name is that- (gets slapped in the face) ow!
Alpooh: That’s what you get for calling my name dumb!
Hoopla: But it has “poo” in it! That’s dumb!
Poopla: YOU HURT MEH FEELINGS!
Hoopla: What was that?
Alpooh: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!
Hoopla: o
Alpooh: Now then, I have some nightly assignments for you to do tonight. First, you must swab the poop deck- I mean poopla- I mean clean the entire park with this toothbrush.
Hoopla: ooh. Shiny!
Alpooh: Come on, I just used it to wipe my butt. Now, chop chop!
Hoopla: Wow I tell ya the quality of jokes in this show has really gone down low in this episode. I better rank this “Horrible” on my HFB review chart that I do for every season like everyone else.
Alpooh: GO NOW!
Hoopla: no you can’t make me
Alpooh: Alrighty then. Oopla tribe, assemble!
(Suddenly, a tribe of brown-colored hooplas appears.)
Aoopla: AOOPLA!
(Suddenly, they start doing like a worship dance)
Oopla Tribe: Oopla-Doopla, Oopla-Doopla, Doopla-de-doo, we got an Oopla for you. Oopla-Doopla, Doopla-de-doo, prepare for an attack that will surely...uh…(they try to think of a rhyme)... Kill you-pla.
Hoopla: Hey they sound like those guys from the movie Willy Wonka and the Kelpo Factory. Boy I love that movie!
Oopla Tribe: Doopla-Oopla! Oopla-Doopla! We don’t give a poopla!
Poopla: I HEARD THAT!
Oopla Tribe: We don’t give a flying oopla!
Hoopla: That doesn’t make sense.
Ooopla: o….pla.
Hoopla: Fine, I’ll do my dang chore. But give me something that isn’t some poopy toothbrush.
Alpooh: Fine… (give Hoopla a mop) Use this. I’ll be back in an hour. By then the whole park should be squeaky clean. Until then, ALPOOH! (walks away)
Hoopla: Sheesh. What a horrible park.
Alpooh: Hey thanks for that idea! (continues to walk)
(All Star plays while Hoopla tries to clean the whole park in an hour. After an hour, he’s only cleaned up a millimeter of the entire park.)
Alpooh: I’m back. ALPOOH IS BACK! Now, let’s see if you cleaned the entire park or not. Well that’s funny. You’ve only done AN ENTIRE MILLIMETER OF THE ENTIRE PARK! 
Hoopla: o no
Alpooh: That’s it. Oopla tribe, assemble.. Again!
Oopla Tribe: (more tired) OooooplA!-DoooooPLA! DooooPla-DEEEE-DOO! It’s 3:00 am and we are tired. OoooooPLA!-DOOOOPLA! Doop-Da-Ho! Alpooh go take care of dis yourself! (they fall asleep)
Hoopla: 3 am? But it’s 1:00 am!
Alpooh: They’re either very tired that they have lost track of time, or they’re drunk. Wait WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?!
Oopla Tribe: Alright, we’re gonna go sleep now. Bye master…
Alpooh: NOOOOOO! MY TRIBE!
Hoopla: what is even happening right now?
Doc Brown: Some serious S**t.
Hoopla: HEY NO SWEARS! Also how are you breathing underwater?
Dco Brown: Oh yeah! (ded)
Hoopla: I think the writers are running out of ideas.
CrazySponge: We are! Ok Matchy go write something cause i have no ideas left mate.
Matchy: Ugh, fiiine.
Hoopla: HEY! NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IN MY SHOW
CrazySponge: *ahem*
(flashback)
Hoopla: Wow I tell ya the quality of jokes in this show has really gone down low in this episode. I better rank this “Horrible” on my HFB review chart that I do for every season like everyone else.
(flashforward)
Hoopla: o. Well forget about that!
Alpooh: Enough dilly-dallying. You know what, Hoopla? I’m gonna deal with you myself.
Matchy: Can I come with?
Alpooh: NO! And neither can your infinity year old friend.
CrazySponge: HEY! (its infinity plus one dude get it right)
Hoopla: But I wanna live.
Alpooh: You’ll live… possibly… (cackles)
Hoopla: o no...
Hoopla: So anyway how are we gonna fight? I hope it’s with lightsabers.
Alpooh: Screw the lightsabers! I’m epileptic.
Hoopla: Maybe this’ll help. (Pulls out his own lightsaber and flashes it in front of Alpooh’s eyes, making him faint)
Alpooh: This is even more worse than King Neptune’s bald head! (faints)
Hoopla: Now that I got to think about Neptune’s bald head, I think I’m gonna faint too. (faints)
Oopla Tribe: C’mon, Ooplas, let’s pick ‘em up. OOPLA-DOOPLA! DOOPLA-OOPLA! MOUNTAIN DEW-PLA! DOOPLA-DE-DOO!
(Ten hours later…)
Hoopla: What happened?
Alpooh: And why can I smell your pores?
Hoopla: Ew.
Alpooh: Where even are we? AHHH! We’re in the girls’ bathroom!
CrazySponge: OOH CAN I SEE?
Zoopla: (suddenly coming in) Hoopla?! Are you alright? Oh thank goodness you’re okay. We were worried sick.
Alpooh: AHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zoopla: who. are. you. 
Alpooh: uh… Gotta blast! (disappears)
Hoopla: I have no clue what just happened.
Doc Brown: I already told you! And I’m still drowning! (ded)
Hoopla: oof
Poopla (using a urinal): Poopla-poopla! Poopla-hoopla!
Hoopla: Not you again!
Poopla: Aw, poopity poop. (poops in the urinal. Zoopla and Hoopla rush out)
Boopla: Dear god.
Yoopla: Stop it you're making this episode worse.
Soopla: MY EYES!
Aoopla: What are you guys doing in the bathroom? Get back to the tribe center!
Poopla: Poopla made a poopsie-oopsie…
Aoopla: Come on, Poopla, you’re late for our morning ritual!
Poopla: But I didn’t even wipe my butt! (Aoopla makes a disgusted face as the episode ends)
CrazySponge: And that’s how you make a great episode with bad jokes, kids!
BP Crew: Great advice. Wow. You are the best!
CrazySponge: i know.
(end)
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