Fortune Seller!/Transcript

== Transcript ==
* [The episode begins with the Flying Dutchman lurking over the Krusty Krab]
* The Flying Dutchman: Hm...
* [We zoom into the Krusty Krab, as chaos is ensuing; SpongeBob is making Krabby Patties unusually fast, panting]
* Mr. Krabs: [off-screen] Faster, me boyo!
* SpongeBob: I'm going as fast as I can!
* Mr. Krabs: [off-screen] Faster, faster!
* [We then pan to Squidward at the cash register, frustratedly taking orders]
* Squidward: [tired] This is the Krusty Krab, what would you like?
* Fred: Oh, I'd like a double jumbo with extra- [one of SpongeBob's Krabby Patties lands on Fred's leg] MY LEG! [runs off, as Bubble Bass approaches the cash register]
* Squidward: [tired] This is the Krusty Krab, what would you like?
* Bubble Bass: Well, I'm'a go for... uh...
* Squidward: [tired] What? What would you like?
* Bubble Bass: Ooh! I got it! I- [Bubble Bass is pushed aside by Patrick, who just came in]
* Patrick: SPONGEBO- [Patrick's mouth is filled with Krabby Patties, making him grow longer and fall on the floor]
* [We cut to SpongeBob, making the Krabby Patties even faster]
* SpongeBob: Sorry, Pat!! [sighs] Uh, did Merriwether want a Krabby Octuple Bacon Slam-o-Rama? Aah! WHERE'S THE PICKLES?! [he rushes to the cabinet, trying to find the pickles, but inside the cabinets are smaller cabinets]
* [Mr. Krabs comes along]
* Mr. Krabs: What's all the hockey, SpongeBob?
* SpongeBob: I can't find the pickles! Oh, Mr. Krabs, this is too much, even for me!
* Mr. Krabs: That excuse won't work, me boyo! Now get back to work, I oughta count all the money I got!
* Squidward: [turns to Mr. Krabs, who walks off] Mr. Krabs, that's all you care about. Money, money, money.
*SpongeBob: [returns to the grill] [tired] Don't worry, Squidward. I'll do it. Comin' up! [flings the patty with his spatula, but the patty lands on Squidward's head]
*[We zoom out to The Flying Dutchman in the same place, but now angry]
*The Flying Dutchman: [sighs] Darn him! I'll teach that pathetic chump a good ol' lesson!
*[Bubble transition to at closing time, Squidward is talking to Mr. Krabs]
*Squidward: Please, Mr. Krabs, I'm genuinely concerned about the guy.
*Mr. Krabs: But what about the money?!
*Squidward: What about the money? What's with you and money?!
*[A Krusty Krab poster falls on the floor]
*Mr. Krabs: Well, what's with you and- [Mr. Krabs trips on the poster, sending him flying into Jellyfish Fields, and into Patrick's net, making it rip, therefore making it look like a bubble wand]
*Patrick: Woah! SpongeBob, look! A massive bubble wand!
*SpongeBob: Cool!
*[Cutting back to Mr. Krabs, in the net, he crashes into The Flying Dutchman's ship, on the ocean ground; The Flying Dutchman floats out and grabs the net with Mr. Krabs inside]
*Mr. Krabs: Unhand me, scum!
*The Flying Dutchman: Ha! Who's gonna stop me, you? Not a chance, Eugene!
*Mr. Krabs: The Flying Dutchman?!
*The Flying Dutchman: That's right, ol' guy. Now, you're gonna have to live off sock scraps... IN DAVEY JONES' LOCKER!!!
*Mr. Krabs: WHAT?! Why?!
*The Flying Dutchman: Oh, come on, Krabs, I know you're a dunce but you can't even see your big problem?! Even when it's staring at ya right in the face?!
*Mr. Krabs: I know it, and I don't care! I love money! But this? This?! THIS?!?! This is an outrage! You can't do this to me!!
*The Flying Dutchman: Of course I can, I can do whatever I please. I'm a ghost for Pete's sake!
*Mr. Krabs: No!
*The Flying Dutchman: Yes!
*Mr. Krabs: Please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir, I'll change! I can change! PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME ONE LAST CHANCE...
*The Flying Dutchman: Hm... [grabs a rope, carrying a massive treasure chest, planning to drop it on Mr. Krabs] How... about... NO- [the planned treasure chest instead falls on him, and Mr. Krabs opens the chest]
*Mr. Krabs: Now what?
*The Flying Dutchman: [sighs] Fine. I'll give you ONE last chance. If you can prove that you can change by tomorrow night, I'll let you be...
*Mr. Krabs: Wow, thanks, Mr.-
*The Flying Dutchman: BUT IF YOU FAIL AND ACT ALL GREEDY AS USUAL, YOU'RE DONE!
*Mr. Krabs: Okay! Good! See you tomorrow night!
*The Flying Dutchman: Actually, no.
*Mr. Krabs: Hm?
*The Flying Dutchman: See, I... [shrinks tiny and floats to Mr. Krabs' shoulder] I, see, will be your conscience! Right in your pocket! [floats into Mr. Krabs' pocket] Now good night, and pleasant dreams, Krabs... [falls asleep]
*Mr. Krabs: Well, this is just peachy!
*[Title Card: The Next Day]
*French Narrator: [off-screen] The next day...
*[At the Krusty Krab]
*[Mr. Krabs enters his business and goes to his office for a moment, trying not to be greedy and cheap]
*Mr. Krabs: (C'mon Krabs, you can do this... Like what Dutchy told you, If ya fail and act all greedy, you're done for...)
*[Scene shows SpongeBob cooking some patties]
* TBD
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