Catch Us If You Can

is the first drama track from the Fling Posse VS MAD TRIGGER CREW album.
==Cast==
*Yusuke Shirai as Ramuda Amemura
*Soma Saito as Gentaro Yumeno
*Yukihiro Nozuyama as Dice Arisugawa
*Yu Kobayashi as Otome Tohoten
*Chiaki Takahashi as Ichijiku Kadenokoji
*Takaya Kuroda as Rei Amayado
*Fairouz Ai as Honobono Keitoin
*Yu Kowada as Ichiu Konjaku
==Audio==
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==Video==
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==Translation==
 	
Ramuda Clone 	Hmm, hmm, hmmm~ Hmm, hmmm~
Woman A 	Ramuda-chan! Let’s fool around again sometime!
Ramuda Clone 	Ahaha! Alrightie, next time then~!
Woman B 	Aaaah, if you don’t give me some love too, I’m gonna be super sad~!
Ramuda Clone 	If I made you sad, honey, I think I’d cry too! Waaah~!
Woman C 	Ramuda-kun, the other day I had such a wonderful time!
Ramuda Clone 	I also had a great time! Let’s go out to eat again sometime, sweetie!
Woman A 	Kyaaaaa~!
Ramuda Clone 	Ehehe~! I’ve gotta go, so I’ll see you ladies around!
 	We made the correct choice in hiding our Ramuda before all of this.
 	Chuohku has already made their move, huh.
 	Indeed. However, if we were caught trying to save our Ramuda, the consequences would be dire.
 	Seems like it. Though, it’s kinda disgusting to see that clone walkin’ around like that.
 	Agreed. It appears that everyone believes that’s the real Ramuda. Besides us, of course.
 	Let’s head back to Ramuda.
 	We should take different routes so it would seem less suspicious.
 	Aight. Then, I’ll see ya later.
 	
 	Pardon the intrusion, Otome-sama.
 	How did things go?
 	We have successfully implanted a new Ramuda Amemura in the Shibuya Division. However, we still have yet to find the old Ramuda Amemura — he appears to be missing.
 	Is that so… Then, please deploy Kotohsarai.
 	Do you mean… led by Keitoin?
 	I understand your worries about her deployment. However, her skills are exceptional for this situation. I believe this move is a necessity.
 	...I understand. I’ll be sure to get rid of the problem as soon as possible.
 	Thank you.
 	What shall we do about Gentaro Yumeno and… Dice Arisugawa?
 	...
 	Otome-sama...?
 	If they are found… please lock them up in the Special Maximum Security Prison.
 	…! Understood.
 	
 	It is me. Please open the door.
 	Please say the super-secret password to enter!
 	Ramuda… Now’s not the time to be fooling around.
 	Huh? Why haven’t ya gone inside yet?
 	Knock and you will understand.
 	Hmm? ...It’s me, open up!
 	Please say the super-secret password to enter!
 	“Password”? Uh… WE’RE THE GREATEST, STRONGEST POSSE EVER! How’s that?!
 	For you to be able to say such embarrassing things out loud—
 	Oh! It opened!
 	Ehehe~! Love ya, Dice~!
 	Get offa’ me!
 	Isn’t it fine~? ‘Cause we’re the greatest, strongest posse ever, right?
 	Ramuda, you don’t have to pretend to be cheerful around us anymore.
 	Eh~? I’m not pretending to put on an act! During these times, it’s best to stay optimistic, right~?
 	...You may be correct about that.
 	‘Sides that, what should we do from here on out? If we keep staying here, they’re definitely gonna find us.
 	You certainly have a point. They have already stationed a new Ramuda in Shibuya.
 	They already replaced me with “another me”...
 	Yes. Chuohku seems to be moving quickly. Dice, how many lollipops do we have left?
 	For the time being... looks like we have enough to live off of.
 	However, once we run out of lollipops, it’s all over even if Chuohku lets Ramuda off the hook. There’s no time to celebrate our situation.
 	Thought so. Though, knowin’ them, they’ll probably come runnin’ after Ramuda at full speed.
 	You’ve got a point… my existence is a huge secret to those Chuohku ladies, so there’s no way they’ll let me go that easily. That means that they’ll definitely send Kotohsarai soon...
 	Kotohsarai...?
 	A special task force unit from Chuohku Criminal Bureau... led by Honobono Keitoin. They're bad news.
 	Are ya sayin’ they’ll come after us?
 	There’s no mistaking it — they’ll definitely be on our trail. That’s why, if you ever encounter Keitoin… you have to run away no matter what.
 	Run, huh… haha! When ya gamble, the best way is to go against opponents ya can’t defeat. It’ll be the greatest gamble yet!
 	Stop screwing around!
 	As a writer, I cannot help but be curious about what kind of person would instill such great fear in Ramuda...
 	Now’s not the time to be curious about things like that!
 	Everything’s gonna be alright! No matter who comes after us, Gentaro and I will always protect ya! Right, Gentaro?
 	We won’t let them get away with their evildoing.
 	...You've got no evidence to support your claims.
 	Well, I’m a gambler! There’s no need for evidence when I’ve got instincts, y’know!
 	I beg to differ. Although I am usually bound by logic, determination wins over such boundaries. We shall protect you no matter what the circumstances. Upon saying such words, perhaps even fiction can become reality.
 	If we can save Ramuda like that, then I’ll say it as many times as I needa! Ramuda will survive! RAMUDA WILL SURVIVE! RAMUDA WILL SURVIVE!! Haa.. haa… Gentaro, how was that?
 	Hmm, that wasn’t enough. Perhaps if you say, “Ramuda will survive” another thousand times...
 	A thousand more times?! Then.. in order to save Ramuda, I’LL DO IT! RAMUDA WILL SURVIVE! RAMUDA WILL SURVIVE! RAMUDA WILL SURVIVE!!!
 	Ahahahaha! … I will survive! I will survive! I WILL DEFINITELY SURVIVE!!! Haa… ha...
 	Heh...
 	Haha...
 	Now that I’ve said it, I’ll definitely survive, right?
 	Damn straight! Right, Gentaro?
 	That is correct.
 	Hehe~!
 	Aight! We’ll turn those words into reality!
 	Ramuda, we’ll contact you again later. Please do not move from this location.
 	Okie-dokie~!
 	
 	Quite a bravado, Dice. May I ask, do you actually have something planned?
 	Mmm… though it doesn’t make me happy to pretend, I gotta act the part, y’know?
 	“Pretend,” huh… Indeed, it’s just as you said.
 	What about you? D’ya have any plans?
 	Hm. I both do and don’t…
 	What’s that supposed to mean?
 	Right now, I will do everything in my power to save Ramuda. Be careful, Dice.
 	Yeah. Right back at ya.
 	
 	(Even if those guys said such bold words, it all means nothing in the end. We either die running, or die fighting…) HAH! If we’re gonna die either way, then we’d better not go down without a fight! ...?! ...Hello?
 	Considering your situation, I wouldn't stay in that hotel right now if I were you.
 	...Amayado?! How did you know where I was?
 	Are you deaf? Hurry up and get out of there. Now.
 	I... don't understand... (That guy doesn’t gain any kind of merit by helping me… so, why…?) ...Shit!
Kotohsarai Members	There he is! Quick, after him!
 	...! To think Kotohsarai would move so quickly… it’s too risky to do anything by myself.
Ichiu Konjaku 	Hello?
 	Ichiu, it is me. I have a favor to ask...
Ichiu Konjaku 	Oh, it's you, Sensei. I’d rather not get involved in troublesome business.
 	Oh? From what I’ve gathered, is it not in a private detective’s best interest to be involved in such troublesome business?
Ichiu Konjaku 	...So, what do you need me to do?
 	I’d like you to look into someone for me...
 	
 	Ahhhh... I'm beat! (If I don’t getta move on soon, they’ll catch me for sure. Looks like I ain’t got a choice. I dunno if it’ll work, but...) ...Huh? It still works...
Voice Mail 	The service you have dialed is currently not available.
 	Tch. Figures...
 	
 	Excuse me, I’d like to see Yanagida-san from the second editing department. Just inform him of a “Gentaro Yumeno” and he’ll know right away.
Receptionist 	Right away, sir.
Yanagida 	It's been awhile, Yumeno-kun. Oops — or should I call you “Sensei” now?
 	Hand over the manuscript.
Yanagida 	No can do. It’s very precious to me, you see.
 	My brother risked his life to write that manuscript… and he didn’t write it for money, either.
Yanagida 	You’re an idiot. In the first place, this is a business. Publishing books is just another means of making money.
 	The only reason you have yet to publish the manuscript is because you’re using it to blackmail Chuohku into giving you large sums of money.
Yanagida 	Be that as it may, the larger Chuohku grows, the more valuable the manuscript is.
 	So there’s no way you are willing to cooperate?
Yanagida 	You as a writer should know better than anyone that I have no intention of handing it over. Hahahaha!
 	I see, so that is how it is. I apologize for bothering you. If you’ll excuse me...
 	
 	It’s a shame the phone call didn’t work… if that’s the case, I gotta force my way in if I hafta. ...Hm? Gentaro?
 	Rendezvous at the hotel.
 	Ah, I got it. How’re things goin’ on your end?
 	I am still not sure… I’ll give you more details at a later time.
 	Sure thing.
 	
 	Ramuda, are ya there?!
 	The room’s in complete shambles...
 	Gentaro?
 	Ramuda! Are you safe?
 	Those ladies might be able to hear us over the phone, so I’ll send you a text instead!
 	How’s Ramuda doin’?
 	He sounded fine over the phone... And he just sent me his current location.
 	Aight, let’s hurry up and get goin’!
 	Indeed.
 	
 	Are ya sure this is the right place?
 	Certainly. There is no mistaking it, this is the marked location.
 	Hmm... ain't no one in sight there. HEEEEY! RAMUDAAAA- mmmhhmm!
 	Yelling out loud when you know we’re fugitives… are you an idiot?! ...No. We both know you ARE an idiot. My sincerest apologies. Sometimes the truth hurts.
 	Bwah! Don’t apologize for somethin’ like that, that hurts even more!!
 	Ahahahaha! Even in a place like this, you two never cease to be an interesting pair~!
 	Oh, Ramuda! Glad to see ya in one piece!
 	Yep-yep~!
 	You did well to escape from them.
 	Natur~ally~! My sixth sense was tingling like crazy~!
 	What should we do from here? If we stay here, we’re gonna get caught sooner than later.
 	Any progress on your end?
 	That went well... that's what I would say, if I could. But in reality, it was a dead end from the very start.
 	...
 	How about you? How were things on your end?
 	I put in my utmost effort. All we can do now is be patient.
 	Welp, whatever happens, happens! After all, that’s just how this world works~!
 	Ramuda.
 	What's up, Dice~?
 	Since Chuohku is gonna come after our asses no matter what… even if somethin’ doesn’t go accordin’ to plan, ya hafta escape. Even if it means abandoning us and escapin’ alone.
 	...
 	It’s just as Dice says. Your life is on the line. Even if we were to get caught, as long as you’re alive, then we still have hope.
 	If I’m destined to die… then I’d rather fight until my very last breath—!
 	What’s wrong, Ramuda?
 	Honobono... Keitoin...
 	Hehe! Playtime's over, boys.
 	...
 	Is she... that Kotohsarai big shot?
 	Oh my, don’t tell me you two are planning on fighting alongside Ramuda-chan~?
 	Indeed, that is precisely the plan.
 	We won't let ya hurt him!
 	How adorable~! Silly boys and their precious bond... but seeing it break apart before your very eyes is even better. Hehehe~!
 	Now, Ramuda. We shall buy you some time, so please escape from the back!
 	Hell no! I’ll fight too—
 	Ramuda, hurry up and go!! By leavin’ us behind, you’re also savin’ us!!
 	...Ghh!
Kotohsarai Member 	Captain? Your orders?
 	Just leave him be. After all, it’s only a matter of time before we capture him. These two lice won’t even be a warm-up match for me.
 	You sure seem confident about yourself. I’m looking forward to seeing your expression when you’re bitten by said “lice”!
 	Heh! This is a gamble I can’t afford to lose! Let's go, Gentaro!
 	Agreed!
 	Hey, there's no way we'll let you passMe and Gentaro are the invincible wallWe're gonna bet everything against the state powerThis is our escape route, let's go!
 	So you're Kotohsarai? Hmm, can't see much in youYour childish wordplays are nothing against the true power of wordsRamuda is our true comrade and friendThere's no way we'll give up, this is plain absurd
 	Hm… It’s already over?
 	You shittin' me... no damage?!
 	Kotohsarai... certainly a force to be reckoned with.
 	Now it’s my turn. Ah, but don’t worry. I can take both of you on all by myself~!
 	What a beautiful frienship you boys haveA shame that it has to end todayCherish it until it's all overI can feel this ambivalence tingling inside meNow that I look, you two seem to be good boysShall we dance cheek-to-cheek?Come on, be proper escortsAccept a girl's favor before it's too late~
 	GHAAAAAA!!!
 	Shit... She's too strong...
 	To think that one can wield such power...
 	...You two weren’t anything special. Well, no matter. May you both rest eternally in peace.
Kotohsarai Member 	Captain! Executing them is against orders!
 	Mhm. So what~?
 	One more hit, and we’ll be…
 	...as good as goners...
 	Hehe, well then… the next time we meet, it’ll be in Hell. Bye-bye~!
 	STOOOOOOOP!!! I WON'T LET YOU HURT THEM!
 	YOU DUMBASS! WHY'D YOU RETURN?!
 	It’s dangerous here… RUN AWAY, QUICKLY, WHILE WE STILL HAVE TIME!
 	Zip it! If you’re both gonna go down… I’LL GO DOWN WITH YOU!!
 	Ramuda… hah, together, huh…? Aight. If that’s the case, then we’d better kick their asses. It’d be hella lame if we lost now!
 	You’re right… even if we were to fall here, I still refuse to give up now!
 	Hehehe! Things are finally getting interesting! It’ll be super fun breaking your wholesome bond!
 	Dice, Gentaro... Let's go!
 	Yeah!
 	Hey, yo! F-L-I-N-G-P-O-S-S-EOur superior technique is unmatched!
 	The bonds of Shibuya turn on the GO signalFor lyrics and teamwork on the Shibuya Crossing
 	The moon is dim, sending a prayer for each other's heartsWe'll make this sound resonate louder
Fling Posse 	1, 2, 3, this is a trionationChemistry that creates a phenomenon, ha!
Kotohsarai Members	AAAAAHHHH!!!
 	Phew… looks like you’ve gotten a little bit better. Good for you!
 	How is she still standin’ after that?!
 	She is certainly a monster...
 	Haa... haa... ghh!
 	RAMUDA!
 	Oh my, oh my, oh my~! Are you hurt, Ramuda-chan? Hey, it hurts, doesn't it? Can't wait to make your world pitch black until there's no light in sight~ Let's start with your precious friends over there~!
 	FUCK YOU!
 	Yo, I'm Ramuda, I'm tougher than I lookShibuya Division's very own No.1 rap starEven if it's the last stance I can ever takeI bare my fangs, it's do or dieHey, yo! It's time to take you out, HonobonoMy flow is going deep, your instincts are lackingPhony trickster, like a stray tanukiWith my last moments, I'll change the wind direction
 	Oh, c'mon, not even a scratch! You really don’t have what it takes to use a Hypnosis Mic. So then, let’s wrap things up now...
Kotohsarai Member 	C-Captain...? Is it alright to just let them go?
 	...Huh? What are you even talking about? They're right in front of... An illusion... He got me there...
 	
 	Dice... I'm sorry.
 	Haha! Don't sweat it, man! You're as light as a feather!
 	I know a safe location we can go to. Let’s head over there!
 	
 	Ramuda, here’s a lollipop! Eat it!
 	Phew...
 	It looks like we’ll be fine for the time being...
 	Gentaro, what is this room? It looks like some kinda writing studio...
 	It is something of the sort, I suppose.
 	Looks like it hasn’t been used in ages, everything’s covered up in dust.
 	I, myself, have never really used it...
 	Huh? What does that mean?
 	...Oh? Pardon me. Alright. It seems like there’s some good news after all.
 	For real?
 	I'll be heading out for a bit.
 	H-hey, where are ya goin'?
 	To retrieve our trump card.
 	
Yanagida 	For a smart-ass like you are, you don't seem to understand the meaning of "get lost."
 	If you would like to make it into a battle of wits, then I shall humor you. That being said, there are a great deal of cards at hand.
Yanagida 	...! These are...
 	Not only is there evidence of your embezzlement, but there’s also insider trading, stock manipulation, and — haha.. even frolicking around with other women behind your spouse’s back. You’re quite the work of art, are you not?
Yanagida 	...!
 	Now then… I shall give you a choice.
Yanagida 	What?
 	I can turn these documents in and turn your life upside-down… or, you can hand over the manuscript and continue on like nothing ever happened. If you are truly well-versed in wits, you would know what the correct choice here is, right?
Yanagida 	Gh...!
 	
 	Oh, you're back!
 	Ramuda?
 	He's out like a light.
 	Is that so...
 	So… what about our trump card?
 	Yes, it is currently in my possession.
 	…? What’s that?
 	A manuscript of all of the wrongdoings of Chuohku.
 	A manuscript?
 	Exactly. The Party of Words... they had done terrible things before they rose to power to take over the country. This manuscript exposes their actions.
 	And you’re the one that wrote it?
 	Well… in a sense, I suppose I did.
 	Hah? I’m not sure if I’m followin’ here…
 	Now that we’ve acquired our strongest weapon, our next move depends on how we decide to use it… we must thoroughly think this through.
 	Hey, Gentaro.
 	Yes?
 	Could ya lemme borrow this for a bit? If I’m the one who reveals their shit, it’ll be a critical hit for sure.
 	...
 	Believe in me. Please.
 	Heh… very well. I’ll allow it. ...Dice. Once upon a time, a lone man risked his life to write this manuscript. I ask that you take great care of it, and use it wisely.
 	Yeah! Leave it to me!
 	
 	I got Gentaro Yumeno's manuscript. If ya don't want it to be made public, contact me ASAP.
 	...?! (Why does he have it?)
 	
 	I’ll listen to what you have to say.
 	You sure gave me a warm welcome. An’ from the back entrance, too...
 	This is the Prime Minister's office, what else did you expect?
 	Hah! Is that so? Time didn't go easy on you, ma.
 	I’m sure you’re not here just to mock me, correct? ...Where’s the manuscript?
 	I’ve got it right here. Seems like it has some mind-blowin’ info on ya.
 	So? What is it that you want?
 	Quit chasin’ Ramuda around! And give us a helluva lot more lollipops for him to survive!
 	I’m afraid that even with the lollipops, that thing is bound to break eventually. It is simply its inevitable fate. To ask me something like that—
 	QUIT SCREWIN' AROUND! RAMUDA'S MY FRIEND, HE AIN'T AN OBJECT!
 	Regarding the lollipops, we’re running low on supplies...
 	Hah? THEN JUST MAKE MORE!!!
 	We do not know how to create them.
 	DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
 	However, I shall accept your request to stop chasing after... that thing. In addition, all charges against you and Gentaro Yumeno will be dropped. How does that sound? Are you satisfied with such conditions?
 	...Fine.
 	Very well. We have a deal.
 	Here ya go. ...Well then, see ya. Although this’ll probably be the last time we see each other.
 	...No matter how you struggle, there is no possible way to save Ramuda Amemura.
 	If you’re gonna bet on “impossible,” then I’ll bet on “it’s possible!” No… we — Fling Posse — will DEFINITELY find a way to make it possible and save him and prove Chuohku wrong!
 	...If that's the case, I hope that you will...
 	...Actually, one more condition.
 	...
 	Let us join the next Division Rap Battle. And then you’ll see someone ya deemed “worthless” win right in front of your very eyes!
 	Very well then. I'll be looking forward to it.
 	Aight, laters. Ah — and do somethin’ ‘bout that fake Ramuda in Shibuya, will ya?
 	...Heh.
 	
 	I'm back.
 	Dice! How did it go?
 	We're good now. They ain’t gonna chase after Ramuda anymore, and now we’re innocent in the eyes of the public.
 	I... I see... Quite a relief.
 	Oh, Ramuda, you were awake?
 	What you... said just now… is it true?
 	Yeah. Gentaro and I worked our asses off to get Chuohku off our backs. So ya don’t gotta worry ‘bout nothin’ no more!
 	T... Thank you...
 	It’s still too early for celebration. We still have to figure out a way to keep you alive and breathing.
 	There’s… no way something like that exists— mmfh!
 	Spare me from this depressing shit! It's not even over yet! After all, according to Gentaro, things’ll definitely come true if ya just keep repeatin’ ‘em!
 	It’s just as Dice said. If you just say — “I’ll definitely find a way to save him~!”, then it’ll become reality.
 	I can’t believe in something that has no logic behind it...
 	Haah... Ramuda, would you take a look at Dice?
 	...Ah? Me?
 	A gambler in his natural habitat: betting his life on things that simply have no logic or reasoning behind them.
 	Hey! I have reasons behind shit I do! It's called natural instincts!
 	See, and somehow this man is still alive.
 	The hell ya mean, "somehow"?!
 	That is precisely why we must devise a plan to infiltrate Chuohku and find a way to save you.
 	But… it’s too late for that now. They’ve already—
 	Ah, regarding that—
 	Don’t worry ‘bout it, I took care of it! We’re in for the next Division Battle with no trouble!
 	...?! H-How?!
 	What kind of sorcery did you use to get them to agree to that?
 	Don’t worry ‘bout the small details, what matters now is… Ramuda!
 	...?!
 	We’ll go in there and whoop their asses! It’s all about winnin’ in the end to get some payback, since Chuohku called ya worthless! Let’s show ‘em who’s the boss!
 	I see now. Although, somehow we’ve got some impressive terms set for us, considering it was Dice who made them possible.
 	It doesn’t hurt to give me some honest praise every now and then, y’know?
 	...Thank you, you two. Let’s do it. This time around, we won’t hold back and we'll win this stupid tournament... Together, of course~!
 	Yeah!
 	And that’s not all~!
 	Hm?
 	If there’s no logic behind my survival… then I guess I’ll just have to make my own logic to live, huh?
 	You are absolutely correct.
 	If it’s the three of us, then we’ll definitely be able to find a way to do it!
 	Yep! ‘Cause we’re the greatest, strongest posse, after all~!
==Credits==
*Translation by Luvininya.
Category:Drama Tracks
Category:Fling Posse