Grandma

She lives in a house of three, with her, her cat, and some laundry that always needed washing. Actually, no, a house of thirty-two, because it counts her, some laundry, one cat, and twenty-nine other cats. She has gray hair and doesn't like grownups. She says that they are too direct. And teenagers and too this or that. But she allows children to take walks with her and be anyone's grandma.
So, I will use that as a story. For "family day" in school, one kid didn't have a mother and a grandma, but once he found this one on the street he said, "Grandma!" for he thought she wasn't actually dead. But his real one was. This one just looked alike. So he took her to school with him and told all his classmates there, "This is my Grandma. I thought she had passed away but she never got back to me. Say, what's your age now, Grandma?" But the Grandma didn't answer. She never really knew her age. She never had candles on her birthday cake.
"Uh, one hundred and thirty-two," lied the Grandma. "I sure am old." "Well, what news, Grandma," said the kid. However, when another kid saw the Grandma, he said, "Hey, that's my Grandma!" "No, that's mine!" said the other kid. "How will we know?" asked another kid. "Ours both look alike." "Let's put it to a vote," another kid said. Ad so they did. Twenty people voted for the first kid and twenty-three people voted for the other. The other kid won. He got to take home his new Grandma with him. "It just isn't fair!" said the kid. "Well," said the teacher, "Life is full was unfair things." "Really?" asked the kid. "Of course," said the teacher. "I thought she looked more like your Grandma too."
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