Hast Thou Eaten of The Tree?

is the tenth episode of SpongeBob's Seventh Heaven.
==Synopsis ==
The gang learn how to make sandwiches.
==Transcript==
Squidward: mr krabs im hungry
Mr. Krabs: hi hungry im mr krabs
Squidward: THIS GODDAMNED MIDDLE NAME I SWEAR TO GOD
Sandy: where food
Peppa: why the fuck would we buy you guys food when you can't eat
Larry: SEE I'VE BEEN TELLING THEM THAT
SpongeBob: no you haven't
Sandy: stop making shit up you fuck bitch
Patrick: stupid ass larry
SpongeBob: where food
Alex: GO BUY YOUR OWN
SpongeBob: with what money
Alex: WE JUST HAD AN EPISODE ABOUT MONEY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Mr. Krabs: i haven't eaten any of plankton's chum since I died and boy am i a hankerin'
Peppa: fine we'll buy you some fucking food just stop complaining
Plankton: whip us up some krabby patties would ya
Mr. Krabs: absolutely not
Plankton: damn
Squidward: go to burger king or something
Peppa: are you trying to kill us
George: i vote we buy the ingredients and make the food ourselves
Sandy: why bro thats so much fucking work
George: its cheaper
Peppa: george the only ingredients we have are cheese and milk do you realize how much shit we'd have to buy
George: still cheaper
Mr. Krabs: i like the way you think lad
Alex: what are we making then
Larry: everybody already left
Alex: why didn't you go with them now i'm stuck here with your punk ass
Larry: WTF YOU'VE NEVER BULLIED ME BEFORE
Alex: i never had the opportunity to
===Store===
Squidward: i bet they won't have *gasp* WOW!!!! THEY HAVE IT!!!!!!!!
Clorox Disinfectant Wipes:
Mr. Krabs: mr squidward dont eat that shit you'll die
Squidward: i need to clean my soul
Patrick: i dont wanna clean my soul i just like the way they taste
Jesus: that's why your a dirty sinner patrick
Patrick: im a clean sinner bitch i take baths and you dont
Peppa: WOULD YOU STOP SHOWING UP IN EVERY EPISODE
Jesus: SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP YOU PEOPLE IN LINE
Plankton: that's why i'm here
Jesus: WELL YOU'RE DOING A BAD JOB
Sandy: go back to being dead ffs nobody likes you
Jesus: I DIED FOR YOUR SINS
Sandy: FUCK YOU MEAN MY SINS I WASNT ALIVE BACK THEN
Jesus: IF I HADN'T DIED GOD WOULD'VE DESTROYED HUMANITY
George: where do you see a human here
Jesus:
Jesus: well god doesn't care about animals so he'd probably kill you all too
Plankton: so god is racist is that correct
Jesus: what
Sandy: I KNEW THAT FUCKER COULDN'T BE TRUSTED
God: WHAT IS THIS SLANDER I'M HEARING
Jesus: GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
God: WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING DOWN THERE STUPID
SpongeBob: IF YOU DON'T PLAN ON HELPING US COOK THEN GET OUT OF THIS EPISODE
Flying Dutchman: YARRR SO YOU WANT TO COOK- WHAT THE FUCK YE BE DEAD?????
Sandy: about time
Peppa: why'd it take you so long to appear
Flying Dutchman: WHEN DID YE DIE
SpongeBob: ask larry
Flying Dutchman: yarr i knew that punk bitch would get ye killed someday
George: flying dutchman can you help us we need to cook
Flying Dutchman: meth?
George: no actual food
Flying Dutchman:
Flying Dutchman: meth?
===Kitchen===
Peppa: alex we're back are you still alive?
Alex: unfortunately
Mummy: PEPPA WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT BRINGING THE GHOSTS IN THE KITCHEN
SpongeBob: shouldn't you be in church its sunday
Mummy: fuck *teleports to church*
Flying Dutchman: YARR WHERE DO THAT GODDAMN PUSSY BE
Garfield: here
Flying Dutchman: where's larry
Larry: OH GOD HE'S HERE???
Flying Dutchman: YE DUMB FUCK I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRIVE
Larry: WHY WOULD I TAKE ADVICE FROM A GHOST
Sandy: are you stupid you ARE a ghost
Larry: NOT BACK THEN I WASNT
Alex: ok what are we cooking
Squidward: beefaroni
Peppa: bars
SpongeBob: meth
Sandy: both is good
Larry: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'BOTH' THERE WERE THREE OPTIONS
Mr. Krabs: i propose we cook lobster
Larry: NO
Patrick: why would i want to eat larry
Mr. Krabs: we can still boil him lad
Patrick: true
Flying Dutchman: HERE BE THE RECIPE FOR A BOLOGNA SANDWICH *disappears*
George: thanks
Larry: WE DID ALL OF THAT FOR A BOLOGNA SANDWICH
Sandy: FUCK YOU MEAN 'WE'?????
Peppa: hey guys i just noticed where's tobias
Tobias: I FUCKING DID IT I GOT THE VICTORY ROYALE
Tim Sweeney: actually tobias the season ended right as you won so the victory royale doesnt count
Tobias:
Mr. Krabs: we have sandwiches me boy
Tobias:
Sandy: now why would you say that
Tobias:
Tobias: right i'm going to turn myself into a slice of bologna see you later
Patrick: see you in my stomach bro
the end
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