Dream On

Dream On is the third episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 3rd episode overall. It was written by , and directed by , and aired on May 14th, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[We begin with a shot of SpongeBob and Patrick watching a live episode of Bikini Bottom's Got Talent]
SpongeBob: Did you see that? That magic trick was phenomenal! It must have taken a lot of practice--
Patrick: Shh! The next act is on.
[Cut to the place where the show's being shot at, where the next contestant is coming up to the stage. It's a nine year old kid]
Fish Judge: Tell us your name and what you're gonna perform I guess.
Contestant: my name is robert and i'm gonna sing oshan man by weiner
Fish Judge: Okay, go ahead.
[The lights dim, and Robert gets ready to sing. Suddenly, he sings really really good, which would be unexpected from a nine year old. He sings most of Ocean Man, and when he finishes, the audience gives him a standing ovation]
Fish Judge: That was terrib-
Robert: did i forget to menshon i was born at a very young age and my parens died when i was tree
[Silence. The judge then proceeds to hit the Coral Buzzer, as the audience cheers and Robert begins breaking down because he's happy and stuff. Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still watching the show]
SpongeBob: Wow. Robert sure has musical talent! Wouldn't you say so, Pat?
Patrick: (still amazed) Wow.
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: SpongeBob, I think I know what I wanna be when I grow up.
SpongeBob: But you're already a grown-up--
Patrick: Silence! I wanna be a singer! Or a musician, or whatever.
SpongeBob: Ah, that's a good choice, Pat. But, uh… remember what happened the last time you made a song?
[We see flashbacks of the episode ‘’Sing a Song of Patrick’’ from SpongeBob SquarePants, and then we cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick]
Patrick: Yeah, that's when we were still in Bikini Bottom, remember? Maybe Kelp City will actually like my songs!
SpongeBob: Well, whatever you say. I'll stay out of your way while you record your song.
Patrick: Sounds good to me.
[Patrick goes into his room. We fade into the same shot but at nighttime. We hear a toilet flush afterwards.]
Patrick: Okay SpongeBob. I finished my song.
SpongeBob: That's great! What do you call it?
Patrick: I call it… ‘’I Wrote This Too’’. Wanna hear it?
SpongeBob: Okay.
[Patrick gets two huge speakers like in Sing a Song of Patrick and proceeds to play his song. Due to being lazy and not knowing what it would sound like, I'll just say that we hear the song, and while it's being played, the apartment gets destroyed in the process]
Patrick: Well?
SpongeBob: Well, first of all, I think the writer of this episode should stop milking that episode from the actual show. Second of all, I LOVED IT!!
Patrick: Great! I'll make even more songs!
[The sequence repeats itself, with Patrick going in his room, and him playing his new song only to cause more damage to the apartment. This song's name is ‘’I Wrote This As Well’’. Then it repeats itself again with the song's name being ‘’Yeah, This Too’’. Then ‘’I Wrote Something Again’’, ‘’I'm Getting Tired Of Writing’’, and ‘’I Ran Out Of Ideas’’]
SpongeBob: THOSE WERE THE BEST SONGS I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!
Patrick: I know. I've got a better taste for music than Robert.
SpongeBob: You should release them as an album! Then Kelp City will be blessed with your amazing tunes!
Patrick: Well… I dunno. What if they don't like them?
SpongeBob: Patrick, remember what you said earlier?
[Flashback of Patrick saying "Yeah, that's when we were still in Bikini Bottom, remember? Maybe Kelp City will actually like my songs!" from earlier]
Patrick: Yeah, but… I dunno anymore.
SpongeBob: They'll love it. Trust me! You go and look for a publisher, and I'll clean up the apartment.
Patrick: (nervously) Okay…
[Patrick exits the apartment, while SpongeBob gets started with cleaning up the apartment. We see a montage of Patrick going to many different publishers, and showing them his song. However, they all decline, and Patrick goes to the apartment sadly. When Patrick comes back, the apartment is spick and span]
SpongeBob: So, how'd it go?
Patrick: None of them accepted my album. I told you they wouldn't like it.
SpongeBob: Oh. Sorry, buddy. Well, let's sleep. Then tomorrow we can see if we can find something else for you to do.
Patrick: Alright.
[They go to their bedrooms to sleep, and then we cut to Kelp City where we see the publishers from earlier going insane. But not because they hated Patrick's album. Because they ‘’loved’’ it and didn't realize until it was too late. They all compliment it and stuff, and go towards the apartment, and break in. Cut to SpongeBob's room, where he suddenly wakes up startled. He goes over to Patrick's room and wakes him up]
Patrick: SpongeBob? What is it?
SpongeBob: Patrick, we've got intruders! Get the harpoon.
Patrick: If you say so. [He grabs the harpoon and follows SpongeBob out the door, where they see the publishers going towards them] Uh… do I throw it now--wait a second! Those are the publishers from earlier!
SpongeBob: What are they doing here?
Publisher 1: I came here to publish that amazing album!
Publisher 2: No, I did! Now back off.
Publisher 3: I believe I saw him first.
Publisher 4: Yeah, but you declined him!
[They all get mad and fight each other. When it all finishes, we see one remaining publisher]
Publisher 5: Can--can I publish the song?
Patrick: Eh, sure.
Publisher 5: YAY!
[He and Patrick shake hands and stuff, and he takes the album for release]
SpongeBob: I told you they'd like it.
[The next day…]
[Kelp City is raging with Patrick's album. They have merchandise, it's playing on all the radios, and it's even in giant billboards. We see Patrick getting crowded and being asked for autographs at the library, while he is checking the computer]
SpongeBob: Well?
Patrick: I have 53 e-mails of people asking me to be in their talk shows and crap! It also says my album is #1 on the Kelp City music trending charts, and there's news reports being made on me and my album as we speak!
SpongeBob: Wow, they really love your song.
[Suddenly a mail fish man enters]
Mail fish man: Are you Patrick Star?
Patrick: Uh… yeah.
Mail fish man: Okay. [He gives him a package]
[Patrick opens the package and it's revealed to be a lot of money]
Patrick: Wow! That's a lot of money!
SpongeBob: Who gives money like that?
[The credits play, and then we see an after-credits scene of Bikini Bottom's Got Talent, where Robert is about to perform again]
Fish Judge: Robert, our favorite singer! What will you be singing for us today?
Robert: i will be singing ‘’i wrote this too’’-
[Before Robert even finishes his sentence, the judge presses the Coral Buzzer, and Robert begins breaking down again]
[End]
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