EAH (spoof): Spring Unsprung

This is the fourth special for EAH (spoof).
Cast
Om Nom - Apple White
Elsa - Raven Queen
Saul Goodman - Kitty Cheshire
Emma Swan - Lizzie Hearts
Ariel/Tinker Bell - Bunny Blanc
Swampy - Briar Beauty
Pikachu - Holly O' Hair
Sunset Shimmer - Cerise Hood
Spongebob - Cedar Wood
Spike - Ashlynn Ella
Spyro - Daring Charming
Sue Patterson - Hunter Huntsman
Aladdin - Ginger Breadhouse
Bugs Bunny/Plankton - White Knight/Darling Charming
Etain - Cheshire Cat
Discord - Milton Grimm
Steven Spielberg - Giles Grimm
Queen Chrysalis - Queen of Hearts
Daffy Duck - Mad Hatter
Patrick Star - Brooke Page
Transcript
Male narrator: Springtime at Ever After High.
Female narrator: And Emma Swan was looking for inspiration.
Patrick: Ooh, is that the map book her mother, Queen Chrysalis, gave her? Is she gonna find the―
Male narrator: Patrick! No spoilers - narrators never give away the story.
Female narrator: Listen to your father! Emma Swan found the Well of Wonder...
Male narrator: ...The source of all magic and inspiration at Ever After.
Patrick: Is that the same well Swampy threw the Storybook of Legends into? Ooh! Are we going to Wonderland?
Female narrator: What did we just say?
Patrick: That's not a spoiler, that was a recap!
Male narrator: She's right! When Swampy found the true Storybook of Legends, she threw it down the Well of Wonder so she wouldn't have to sign it.
Female narrator: ...So she could write her own destiny, and not follow in her fairytale parent's footsteps.
Male narrator: Little did she know, that the book would end up in...
Patrick: Wonderland!
Male narrator: Yes. Wonderland.
Patrick: Oh. My. Fairygodmother!! I can't believe we're actually here!
Female narrator: And the palace of the Queen Chrysalis - separated from Ever After by an evil curse. (shows a LEGO man and a mermaid imprisoned by guards) That is Emmet Brickowski; son of Vitruvius.
Male narrator: And, Ariel; daughter of Triton.
Queen Chrysalis: The baby bird flies; the snake, it slithers. But the cage holds both, to die...and to wither.
Emmet: What? I think I got it, but just in case...tell us the whole thing again. I wasn't listening.
Queen Chrysalis: This is your LAST warning! Next time my guards catch you "exploring", it's...OFF WITH YOUR HEADS! (echoes; a guard brings tea) Ooh, afternoon tea? Would that be one lump, or two? (Emmet and Ariel look at each other cluelessly)
Female narrator: Now, isn't it time we check in on the school?
Male narrator: Oh, yes! That day, Ever After High was holding a festival worthy of Wonderland. (cuts to the festival, showing the students having creativity)
Elsa: This has got to be my favourite part of Spring Fairest: Tree-fitti! Decorating the trees.
Om Nom: Black and White to represent Winter!
Star Butterfly: And a dash of floral color to show that spring has sprung!
Pewdiepie: And rolling! (cut to Annabeth broadcast)
Annabeth: Welcome, friends, to the Spring Fairest! Where you-
Aladdin: Annabeth! Annabeth!
Annabeth: Aladdin.
Aladdin: Make sure to tell everyone about the Chef Showdown! So exciting!
Annabeth: That's right, fairytale friends! Lots to see and do at the fair! (cut to a person making popcorn with dragon fire)
Female narrator: Can't have a fair without dragon corn. (cut to Discord and Steven Spielberg)
Male narrator: Look, a friendly competition between the headmasters of Ever After: Discord and Steven Spielberg. (cut to Spyro and Peter Pan playing, after Spyro hit the bell with the hammer)
Spyro: Your turn, Peter.
Peter Pan: Hi, Spyro! (turns into a dog suddenly)
Dudley Puppy: Blast. (cuts to Timmy Turner and Adagio Dazzle playing at a dunking booth, and Timmy throws the ball at the target angrily when Adagio insults him by singing; cut to Spike counting petals on a flower)
Spike: Twilight loves me, she limes me not... (Sue comes) Oh, Sue. (cut to the spinning swing ride where Saul threw ice cream at Markiplier as he chuckles)
Markiplier: What did you do that for?!
Saul Goodman: Duh! Son of the Nightmare Moon! (Saul threw another ice cream at him) Mom would love this! I gotta brag! (cuts in a dark, creepy place where Etain is seen resting until Saul wakes her up by using his promotional catchphrase when calling) Hi, Mom. Did I wake you up?
Etain: (yawns) It was just a catnap, Saul. My darling, how are things? Any good pranks to share with Mommy?
Saul Goodman: Yes! I learned from the best! I threw ice cream... (shows his phone with a picture of Markiplier) ...in Markiplier's face! (then shows a cheque) That earns me $700 a victim of pranking.
Etain: Slapstick. Really? Preschool pranks. Call me back when you've done something... outlandish. Something that turns the world topsy turvy! Something... wonderlanderful...
Saul Goodman: But, Mom! I...
Etain: Yes...?
Saul Goodman: I'll do better.
Etain: You're a Goodman. Of course you will! Bye.
Saul Goodman: Sayonara, baby. (the call hangs up; cut to Emmet and Ariel outside of Queen Chrysalis' palace)
Emmet: The curse on Wonderland has made Queen Chrysalis afraid.
Ariel: I know, Emmet.
Emmet: Afraid that if anything happens to upset the balance, that green encircling chaos will close in and destroy Wonderland! One day, I'll help solve the riddle and break the curse. (he finds a book in the water) Whoa! What is that?!
Ariel: (coming to Emmet) I don't believe it!
Emmet: It's the Storybook of Legends! AWE-SOME! Wait, if the book is in our world, then that means...there's a portal that isn't sealed anymore! (Ariel, turning into Tinker Bell, leads the way while Emmet follows to go look for the portal)