Exciting Jingles with Sandy

Exciting with Sandy is an episode of Nautical Jingles.
==Synopsis==
Sandy shows SpongeBob and Patrick some of her new experiments and they get so excited they start singing.
==Jingles==
Italic name means that this line isn't sung, but just said
===Attitude for Aptitude===
A version of "Attitude of Gratitude"
SpongeBob: Oh I've got a whole new attitude
I lifetime supply of aptitude
To help you with your lassitude
And live an Attitude of Aptitude
=== Give us a chance to help you ===
A version of "Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance"
SpongeBob and Patrick:
Big assistance, our existance!
You need help, not fried kelp!
Squirrel science, lacks reliance!
We'll improve, please approve!
All we are trying to say is give us a chance to help you!
Hocus pocus, no more ruckus!
On the ground, what's that sound?!
We'll connect, but still respect!
On our knees, Sandy please!
All we are trying to say is give us a chance to help you!
===We're going in a portal===
To the tone of "I Love Krabby Patties"
==== Version 1 ====
SpongeBob and Patrick: We're going in a portal
This is so swell!
This is the best,
There's no contest,
Sandy: And now enter the portal to begin the quest
==== Version 2 ====
SpongeBob and Patrick: We're going in a portal
This is so swell!
SpongeBob: The floor's so clean!
Patrick: What do you mean?
SpongeBob: Look at this sheen!
Sandy: Don't make a scene!
SpongeBob and Patrick: So now we will just SCREAM!!!
Sandy: Oh no you won't!
===Twinkle, Twinkle, Sandy Cheeks===
A version of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star"
Patrick: Twinkle, Twinkle, Sandy Cheeks
I made myself a new friend
Her name is Sandy Cheeks
She breathes air like mammals
'Cause her smell clearly leaks
Sandy: Hey!
Making a new friend's hard so I guess I'll just stick with her
Breathy breathy breathy, breathy breathy breath
PU, what's that horrible smell?!
Sandy: You won't for long if you'll keep singing this stinky music!
===I hate SpongeBob, I hate Patrick (extended)===
An extended version of '"I hate SpongeBob and I hate Patrick"
Underline means that the song is sung to the tone of "Smiling Rainbows"
Squidward: I hate SpongeBob, I hate Patrick
They're dumb like doorknobs, stupid like bricks
I hate them so much, yeah, I hate them so badly
But they won't be missing for so long, sadly
I hate SpongeBob, and I hate Patrick
Loathing SpongeBob, Scorning Patrick
This is what makes me feel just like me
But now that they're back I'm just a sad calamari
Category:Episodes
Category:Nautical Jingles E
Category:Nautical Jingles Season 1 Episodes