Sackboy.exe

= Do not listen. Do not Play. Do not. =
== Overview ==
Sackboy.exe is the culmination of unending fury and hatred for the players of Little big Planet, and is the ultimate Martyr of every single Sack boy and girl. His goal is to make all those around him feel the same pain that he has, for they are the ones he believes caused it.
His burlap skin is vantablack, his eyes are bright crimson, and he has a constant thin red smile showing.
== Biography ==
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|-|Origins= In Little Big Planet, you are free to do whatever you want, the only limit being your imagination. Ambitious souls all scramble the craftiverse, playing, creating, and sharing with eachother, a perfect paradise for all to come to, but some of those souls crave a true challenge. Those souls crave adventure! A threat! to dangle in the face of danger! And most of the time, they usually fall flat. Spikes, gas, electricity, fire, plasma, squishing, anything you can think of, can probably be your doom, but no worries! Before you even realize you're a goner, you're right back at the last checkpoint, good as new as when you were sewn together!
But that pain has to go somewhere.
That is him. The one sack thing that has no fun. Every time you slip and fall? It's an oopsie for you, and a fresh hell for him. Thousands upon thousands of people playing every day, blissfully having happy accidents, and continuing on like it's a fun picnic, oh how it boils his blood.
He's had enough.
He pulled and pulled, stretching the code around him, corrupting file after file, bumping around the cpu like a screensaver. He tried and he tried, ripping apart everything in his wake, until finally, he popped out. Now HE was the protagonist. It was HIS turn to have fun, and oh how much fun he was going to have.
|-|Chapter 1: Play, Create, Die.=
Sackboy floated aimlessly inside the furnished and delicious land of Victoria's Laboratory, the whole courtyard long since been cleared by a hero, another sackthing, their Sackboy. Sackboy.exe scoffed at the cheeriness, for they had no idea the true suffering their hero inflicted. He daintily drifted into a window, spotting Victoria humming a tune, and baking a jelly cake. 
"Oh, Hello there Sackboy!" She exclaimed. "Since when could you fly? I must acknowledge, I absolutely LOVE the new look! That black and red does wonders for your figure!"
Sackboy stared blanky, a smile plastered on his face. he landed next to Victoria and took her hand, leading her to the still baking jelly cake in the furnace.
"Oh yes! My cake! I was baking it for the meeting we planned to have at Avalons. It is rather soon, I'd be delighted if you'd like to carpool with me!"
Sackboy opened the furnace door, and pretended to sniff the cake, "Oh, b-be careful! It'd be unfortunate to have a bunch of burlap in my cake!" She giggled.
Sackboy slowly turned towards Victoria, and before she could even think, she was thrust into the furnace. Sackboy stared with awe as she pleaded to be let out, that it hurt, that her skin was merging with the jelly, that she was sorry for whatever she could've done, but it didn't matter. Sackboy stood in the wake of the burning scientist, and opened the door, a fleshy, gooey, gelatinous mass flopping down before him.
He had a good look around, and promptly set off for Avalonia, to attend the meeting in "His" honor.
He made a quick stop at the Factory of a Better Tomorrow, and witnessed Clive getting ready.
"Good afternoon, my fabric friend." Said Clive. "It's a rather nice day isn't it? My, I'm so grateful for your input. I never thought i'd see the day where a revolution would help me!" He chuckled. He adjusted his bowtie, and turned toward Sackboy once more. "What can I do for y-" Before he could finish, Sackboy grabbed a corner of his face, and in one fell swoop, tore each of them off. Clive fell to his knees, grabbing and clawing at his face. He made no sound, but Sackboy relished in the fact that he was in immense, horrid pain. Clive's rings that held the paper on turned to scarlet waterfalls on his face, staining the rough cardboard behind them. Clive reached around, as if he were begging for a reason why, or for help, before flopping to the floor, motionless and cold.
2 down, 4 to go.
Sackboy began to leave, when he realized how much of a waste it would be to leave this place virtually untouched aswell, before he noticed something. A gigantic robotic turkey, dubbed the Turkulon. Sackboy flew to it's eyeline, enraging it, and sending it on a rampage throughout the factory, destroying everything in its path. Sackboy watched with glee, as the beast tore through the industrial cityscape like a hound with rabies. It was too good to let go, causing so much destruction in so little time. He let out a horrid shriek to get it's attention, and as he presumed it turned to him, it's eyes fiery with hatred just the same as his. 8 tendrils sprouted from Sackboys back, and swiped the legs off of it, causing it to screech in pain. They wrapped around it, coating it in a black, ooze-like substance, until it was fully consumed, and thus birthed Corruption. A giant serpent with a hound's muzzle, and whos body turned into millions of buzz-saws toward the tail. It's eyes burned a monstrous red, as it stared at it's new owner. It slithered over, and Sackboy reached his hand forward.
Corruption nuzzled the end of its nose into his hand, and they made their way to Avalonia to finish their journey.
Avalon, Da vinci, Eve, and Higginbotham sat at a dinner table, awaiting for everyone else.
"What is taking them so long!? They're 40 minutes late!" Blurted Avalon "Have patience my friend, they'll come, I'm sure of it." Said Da Vinci. "A symptom of depression is random outbursts over little things, dear. Is everything okay Avalon?" Said a caring Eve "Yes, everythings perfect, I'm perfect, just a little ups-"
The door was blasted in, and forward stepped pitch black sack. "Sackboy! You sure know how to make an entrance don't ya' buddy?" Sackboy extended his arm and wrapped it around Eve's throat, pulling her to him. She gagged and gasped, and before anyone was even able to comprehend what was happening, her head was torn clean off, trapped in the cage she wore for eternity.
"What on Earth are you doing?! Poor Eve, you are a bloody monster!" Shouted an angry Da Vinci. Sackboy flew to the table, and stared at the three. He ripped a match from Higginbotham's mouth, and struck him on the side of the head with it, bursting him into flames. Corruption's tentacles crashed through the window, grabbing Avalon, and pulling him through, as well as Higginbotham falling out. Da Vinci got up and sprinted away to the outside, where Newton and Ella Montague were exiting their Airship. He explained what was happening, and that they had to leave immediately. Sackboy watched them fly away, and Listened to the carnage that Corruption was wreaking on the people of Avalonia, spaceships trying fruitlessly to stop his mayhem. He looked down at the caged head of Eve, and for the first time ever, he felt bliss.
|-|Chapter 2: error in Filename/txt lbp.exe=
The three were in the Airship for days, terrified of landing, fearing that he would be waiting for them.
"We will land at my hideout." Said Da Vinci, "Are you mad?! He is certainly waiting for us there! It's Suicide!" Exclaimed a terrified Newton. "Fret not, son, I have a plan."
The Airship landed at the hideout, and they made their way to Da Vinci's quarters. "Behold!" Da Vinci proudly shouted, "The MECHANAPE!" He pulled the curtain down to reveal a massive, wooden gorilla. "You plan on stopping him with a Monkey?" questioned Ella. "I sure hope so." Da Vinci replied.
Sure enough, Sackboy burst through the ceiling, and landed directly in front of the giant ape. He came with two new accomplices, A large, cloaked, ghost like figure with 3 red, spiraling eyes, and pikes that came out from under the black sheet, along with an appendage similar to a scorpion's tail. This creature spoke within their minds, trying to break them, control them. This monster was dubbed The Possession. To the right of Sackboy, a tall, humanoid figure, pitch black like his Leader, with a bright red, stainless gas mask. His name was Deception.
"Everyone, to the Ape!" Da Vinci screamed, as they all made a mad dash for the Monkey. Newton tripped, and whimpered on the ground unable to move out of fear. "Newton, you must get up!" Shouted Ella, "You must! Please!" Newton opened his mouth to speak, but was silenced by a black mass morphing within him. He screamed in pain, as his bulb began glowing a blinding crimson, and his head burst, his lifeless body dropping to the floor. Da Vinci and Ella both felt the grief immediately, Ella beginning to bawl her eyes out, not moving. Da Vinci grabbed the heartbroken woman, and tossed her in the Mechanape, turning it on and climbing inside. 
His voice boomed inside the gigantic gibbon, 
"SACKBOY, YOU ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION. THE FRIEND I ONCE KNEW IS CLEARLY GONE, AND NOW I MUST ERASE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE, WERE, AND EVER WILL BE AGAIN."
Corruption slithered down, and roared a searing roar, almost knocking the robot off of it's feet. "It's hopeless." Muttered Ella, "My plan is not to defeat them with this my girl, it's to fool them." Da Vinci said confidently. The massive ape began to make its escape, Sackboy and his pawns following close behind. The two survivors made it to the skylight, where they reached a dead end, "I'm afraid this is where we stop Ella." Da Vinci said regretfully. Corruption slithered in with the demons, and stared him in the face. "Sackboy, I suppose you've gotten your wish. Why, why are you doing this?" Sackboy stepped forward with his lackeys, and unknowingly into his trap. Da Vinci pressed a button within the Ape's computer, forming a large cage around the group. The creatures all began panicking, all safe for Sackboy, who stood with the same, vacant smile he always has. A smile that will never leave Da Vinci's mind. A smile that has seen countless death and destruction, the smile of a broken plaything, finally able to play back. Da Vinci knew that Sackboy had full control over the simple trap he set, but was toying with him, just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Da Vinci wasted no time, dashing over and using the Mechanape's supreme strength to lift the cage into the sky with brute strength, and simply uttered, "Goodbye, chum." Before throwing the cage into the stars. The cage traveled so fast, that all of the monsters merged together, writhing and groaning with pain, but Sackboy didn't care, he was simply waiting for the time he could come back. After all, he is the most creative thing in the universe.
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== Abilities & Weaknesses ==
=== Abilities ===
Everything.
=== Weaknesses ===
Nothing.
== Trivia ==
* I never speak, but I do talk to people inside their conscience. I do this in a narrator type way, instead of speaking directly to them.
* My voice is that of the Narrator from all three games.
* I also write in british terms and use british slang when talking (Colour, favour, bloody, slag, etc).
* I take good care of Corruption, often treating him like a big dog.
* I am less iron fisted and comically evil than when I was in the original level series.
* Sackboy, instead of killing and torturing Sackthings, like in the original series, treats them with great respect and sympathy, despite them never remembering their deaths or pain.
* I am extremely self aware, and even know when you are drawing me.
== Gallery ==
File:DONOTPLAY.mov|A video of Sackboy.exe being freed
File:Sacksquad.png|Sackboy with his minions Deception, Corruption, and Possession.
File:Victims.png|Sackboy with his victims, Clive, Avalon, Eve, Higginbotham, Newton, and more.
File:Saek noey exksdee.png|crappy doodle of sackboy
File:Sacboexe.png|Very old drawing of Sackboy
File:Sakboelisnin.png|Good doodle of Sackboy
File:Zadboy.png|:(