Status Report

"Status Report" was a song performed by Christopher Pike and the crew of the as they became trapped inside the subspace fold in 2259. In it, he and the crew expressed their confusion over the sudden singing outbreak while trying to assess their situation. ().
== Lyrics ==
The intermix chamber
And containment field are stable
I'll get to the warp core
And assess its state when I'm able
:Spock: Why?
:Pike: Where is that music coming from?
:Ortegas: Not from anywhere on the ship.
Apologies
The most confounding thing
I appear to be singing
:Uhura: I have Sickbay for you, sir.
Most unusual, so peculiar
We can confirm there are no injuries
Just the daily mundane
A headache, a splinter
A left ankle sprain
It's happening again
Why are we singing?
Apologies
The most confounding thing
We appear to be singing
Most unusual, so peculiar
:Pike: Lieutenant Ortegas, status report.
Ortegas is at the helm
The pilot seat is my realm
We're in a field surrounded
Still, flight systems steady
Impulse engines ready
At the console
Systems initializing
Life support robust
Now finalizing
We'll check inertial dampers
And see if they're hampered
All is OK
It appears that all is OK
Security detects no threats
We'll do a personnel overhaul
No decks unchecked
All tactical functions are steady
Phaser banks, deflector shields
All at the ready
Apologies, the most confounding thing (Apologies, the most confounding thing)
We appear to be singing
Most unusual, so peculiar (Most unusual, so peculiar, apologies)
We appear to be singing
Apologies (The most confounding thing, so peculiar)
All systems stable
All systems stable
All systems stable
All systems stable
All systems stable
All systems stable (All systems stable)
All systems stable
But why are we singing?!
== Appendices ==
=== Background information ===
"Status Report" was written by Tom Polce and Kay Hanley, and performed by Anson Mount (Pike) and the entire cast of . 
=== External link ===
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Category:Musical compositions