Sciencemas (Holiday)

Sciencemas is a festive holiday. It is celebrated by Genfourmers, Genwunners, The Retail Roundup and (Most obviously) Clone Fans.
== History ==
Sciencemas originated as a form of protest by Jerry in 2008 after being told he was "Too big to ask the mall Santa what he wanted". This lead Jerry to go up to his father-in-law Rick and ask for his help creating a new holiday where he gets presents. Rick then came up with "Sciencemas" in order to make Santa go out of business while he was at his weakest helping fight against The Lich King.
In 2012 after the rise of gamerbro cod-lobby retro gamer bacon zombie geek culture, Sciencemas grew in popularity as an alternative to Santa after Cake the Cat started putting long copypastas in the descriptions of every Mega Man song parody referencing Sciencemas and promoting it as a way to get presents without being on the nice list. This alongside many redditors being thrown out of The Pilgrimage for not being retro gamers lead to Sciencemas growing popular out of spite for The Pilgrimage.
=== Pokemon fanbase introduction ===
While Sciencemas was growing popular on Reddit, It was obvious that Clone Fans would stumble upon it and think it was the best quirky obscure celebration of all time that got thousands of upvotes on the front page daily and would start hosting events like the "Sciencemas 2010 Clone Game Jam". Genfourmers took notice of this holiday in their battles against Clone Fans who hate Pokemon and adopted the holiday for themselves since Santa didn't give them presents because they liked Arceus more than Santa.
As some Genfourmers turned into Genwunners after playing and enjoying the Gen 1 games, They brought Sciencemas to the Gen 1 community where a fair amount of Genwunners began to celebrate the holiday. This happened so much that Grandpa Phil officially recognized Sciencemas as a popular Genwunner thing at the 2012 Genwunner Awards show and has wished a merry Sciencemas to those who celebrate it at the end of every award show since then.
== Genwunner Sciencemas Jams Playlist ==
* Deck Da Club - Ying Yang Twins
* Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
* Rated Xmas (The song, Not the album) - The Millionaires
* She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby
* Santa's Summer - Iselin Michelsen
* Mr. Sandman (Sciencemas theme song) - The Chordettes
* Carol Of Da Bellz - Ying Yang Twins
== Sciencemas Traditions ==
There are quite a few traditions that some people opt for around the Sciencemas season. Here are a few of them:
* Watch musical stage plays.
* Decorate the Science tree.
* Leave cookies and milk out all night for nobody in particular.
* Sing Sciencemas carols.
* Breakdance randomly on the sidewalk (The official dance of Sciencemas).
* Watch advertisements on TV.
* Read evolution books to try to guess what their presents will be on Sciencemas.
* Remind people of the difference between the words "Theory" and "Hypothesis".
* Order coffee from mainstream coffee stores.
* Watch shows like SNL or one of the million late night talkshows.