Total Drama Junior

Total Drama Junior is the first episode of season 2 of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Junior finds himself in a reality show island when Squidward pushes him out of an helicopter he stole.
== Characters ==
* Squidward Jr.
*Squidward
* Squilvia
* Bert Perkins
* Team Crabgrass
* Team Wumbo
* Loch Ness Monster Jr.
== Transcript ==
*Squidward is flying in an helicopter, with Junior next to him*
Squidward:Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Junior:DAD
WHY DID YOU FORCE ME TO FLY IN THIS STOLEN HELICOPTER?!
Squidward:Crybaby!
*pushes him out of the helicopter* Maybe i shouldn’t have done
that.................eh, who cares.
Junior:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*falls into a tree*
Bert
Perkins:*shakes the tree, making Junior fall* Well well, a kid! And a
lucky one too, cause he will be in the most intense reality show of all! Reality
Pain! In Name Island!
Junior:What?
Bert Perkins:What’s your name?
Junior:Squidward Tentacles Jr., but-
Bert Perkins:Wasn’t your father on America’s Most Wanted?
Junior:Yeah, but i want to go home!
Bert Perkins:So you like your father?
Junior:No!
When i grow up, i-*Bert closes his mouth*
Bert (i won’t write Perkins now cause i don’t want to):No
one cares. Anyways, i’m your host, Bert Perkins. Da host with da most.
Junior:Perkins? Like Perch Perkins?
Bert:YES I’M HIS LITTLE BROTHER BUT WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT
HIM NOW OK?! Good. You’ll be part of Team Crabgrass since a girl just died
doing the lava bucket challenge. That’s what she gets for referencing outdated
trends. You’ll be against Team Wumbo. Just sign these contracts. *throws some
contracts in his face*
*bubble transition*
Bert:Ok, now everybody sleep! And remember, the first
challenge will be tomorrow! Sleep well, knowing this show is really dangerous
and you all are probably going to die.
French
Narrator:The next morning…….
Junior:*wakes
up* Hey, what’s up gu-WHAT?! IS THIS..........AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
OCEAN?! EVERYONE WAKE UP!
Everyone:*wakes
up*
Male Teammate:Hey there’s an X! *digs* There’s a piece of paper, it says:”Hey
there! The challenge for today is to get back to the island without a map! Good
luck with that! Team Wumbo is in another island”. DAMN FOOL!
Female
Teammate:IDIOT!
Junior:No
one here knows how to build a boat, right?
Everyone:No.
Junior:*sigh*
*Junior
confessional*
Junior:Well,
we’re dead. I don’t blame them though, i don’t know how to build a boat
either.
*Male Teammate confessional*
Male Teammate:Oh, it looks like he’s being a know-it-all
now! That sigh was surely insulting us!
*end of confessional*
Male Teammate:Then why don’t you build a boat, huh?
Junior:Cause i don’t know how to?
Male Teammate:Stupid kid. Hypocrite.
Junior:Why?
Male Teammate 2:WE’RE GONNA DIE!
Female Teammate 2:Calm down! I’m sure Team Wumbo’s doing way
worse!
*cuts to Team Wumbo*
Team Wumbo Female:We don’t need a boat! I have another plan!
Team Wumbo
Female 2:Killing ourselves?
Team Wumbo Female:No!
Look at this:Loch Ness Monster Jr.!
Loch Ness
Monster Jr.:Who called?
Team Wumbo
Female:Me! Remember me?
Loch Ness
Monster Jr:Emh.......of course!
Loch Ness
Monster Jr.’s mind:Who’s this girl?
Team Wumbo
Male:I think i understand the situation:You see, humans fear Loch Ness Monster,
who’s here under the sea. We have Loch Ness Monster Jr. who lives in a sea
under the sea!
Team Wumbo
Male 2:Who the heck cares! We have a monster instead of a boat! This is
awesome!
*Team Wumbo Male confessional*
Team Wumbo Male:Looks like no one here appreciates my
knowledge.
*end of confessional*
Team Wumbo
Female:Can you take us to Name Island?
Loch Ness
Monster Jr.:What do you have to offer? And no, i don’t take friendship as an
answer.
Team Wumbo
Male 3:Darn it.
Team Wumbo
Female:I don’t know........bananas? Apples? Chocolate milk?
Loch Ness Monster Jr.:CHOCOLATE MILK?! HOP IN!
*cuts to Team Crabgrass*
Female Teammate 3:We’ve got to use the power of friendship!
Male Teammate 3:HOW ABOUT YOU USE THE POWER OF MORTALITY TO
DIE?! *laugh track plays in the background* I’m so funny.
Male Teammate 4:Everyone chill! Dying won’t be so bad.
Female Teammate 4:IT WILL BE NOW BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU
WITH MY PUNCHES!
Male Teammate 4:Why?
Female Teammate 4:Because children are watching this! You’re teaching them to kill
themselves! YOU MONSTER!
Male Teammate 4:You’re overreacting.
Female Teammate 4:I AM NOT!
Junior:Yes you are.
Female Teammate 4:SHUT UP KID! I’M JUST THINKING ABOUT THE
CHILDREN! The poor, poor, children……..*sobs*
*Female Teammate 4 confessional*
Female Teammate 4:OH WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE
CHILDREN?
*end of confessional*
*cuts to Name Island*
Bert:Wait, is that Team Wumbo?
Team Wumbo Female:WE’RE HERE!
Bert:Wow, that was….fast. I guess you win then. Let’s still
wait for Team Crabgrass though, i want to see their faces when they find out
they lost!
*bubble transition to Team Crabgrass*
Junior:Ok guys, we seriously have to figure out a way
to get to Name Island
Male Teammate 5:There aren’t many options left.
Female Teammate 5:Unless you want to swim.
Junior:Then
let’s think calmly.
French
Narrator:That night..........
Junior:Ugh.........we’re
gonna die.........
Bert:*comes
to the island Team Crabgrass is stuck in with a boat* Ok, i’m tired of waiting
for you! Team Wumbo arrived in 10 minutes, you people are still here at
night! Come in, the elimination ceremony is waiting!
*bubble transition, Male Teammate confessional*
Male Teammate:I convinced almost everyone to vote for
Junior! I hate know-it-alls!
*Junior confessional*
Junior:I’m gonna vote for myself, i don’t want to be here.
*end of confessional*
Bert:So, everyone of you will receive a sack of potatoes,
tonight, except one. The one person who doesn’t receive a sack of potatoes,
will be eliminated and can never come back. Unless i want them to. Also,
Junior, you’re gonna find out just now the names of your teammates, and they’re
pretty weird names.So:1 vote for Female Teammate 3, 1 vote for Male Teammate 3.
1 vote for Male Teammate 4, 1 vote for Female Teammate 4. And 7 votes for………Junior.
Junior:Woo-hoo!
Bert:Yeah, Junior, woo-hoo. Unfortunately, there’s something
you shouldn’t woo-hoo about…….
Junior:Which is?
Bert:To get out of this Island, you’ll have to go to a
tunnel full of raw chum. And you got to eat it all. And then you will arrive in
a place and walk till you find your home.
Junior:WHAAAAAA-
Bert:*throws him in the tunnel and puts a rock in front of
it so he won’t escape* The rest of you are all safe, for tonight. See you in
Tota-i mean……REALITY PAIN! I think my voice cracked…..can we do it again?
*bubble transition*
Junior:*opens the door of his house, fat, and falls to the
ground* Ugh…….
Squilvia:There you are! Tomorrow there’s a school test and
you’ve got to get an A so i can post it on social media and get likes!
Junior:Ugh……
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