Sun Tzu

Sun Tzu was a Chinese fighter who said a lot of quotable things and fought a lot of wars. He was known for being the best fighter in the Ring of Honor. 
He invented fighting in 300000 BC, which lead to the creation of the Ring of Honor, back when people weren't very good at fighting, and so Sun Tzu perfected it. He added some of the follow strategies when he perfected fighting:
* Punching
* Kicking
* Spitting
* Swearing
* Ducking
* Dodging
* Biting
* Tickling
* Ball Kicking
* Pie Throwing
* PWN
(BTW, these were just added to Human knowledge)
This was also so nobody could best him in the Ring of Honor. He also got a lot of Money from these fights (because RPG logic). Sun Tzu used his fight money to buy two of every animal on UnEarth. He then herded them onto a boat he made with Gopher wood, and sailed for 42 days. Sun Tzu then beat the crap out of every one of them. From that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo. (Unless it's a farm, but I digress.)
He settled down after this, and trained some of the best fighters ever such as:
* Kat and Ana
* Wario
* Glass Joe
* SMG4
* Colonel Sanders
He also wrote a book called The Fart of War after his long battle with Wario in the 9th Dimension. You should go read it.
He died in 299869 BC after being one-tapped by Chuck Norris. He is remembered by Chinese citizens for his contribution to their list of excuses for being the best country in the UnWorld.
== Trivia ==
* The Soldier quotes him a lot.
* He knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it.
* He's round because he eats too much KFC.
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