Bowling Ball

== General Information ==
Bowling Ball is Paul's brother who, somehow, was born as a dark blue urethane bowling ball despite having two human parents. He is notably significant in WYSI for birthing Thomas Brown into the world. He doesn't talk much, but Paul and his brothers swear he's a down to earth and chill guy. He also has a little bit of trauma due to his wife's death, as evident by keeping her last name of Brown. His new husband Pineapple is a lot meaner than his late wife, but he stays by his side in spite of this. He still loves his son Charlie Scene, but it is unknown if he has disowned Thomas Brown yet.
== Background Information ==
Bowling Ball was born February 24th, 1969 in Monterrey, Mexico to Anna May and her husband. When Bowling ball was about 6, his family moved to Buttfucknowhere, Alabama. He grew up in relative comfort, and thus decided to stay in his hometown. Here, he met a woman (possibly a childhood sweetheart) and fell in love with her, starting a family with their first child, Charlie Brown. However, tragedy would soon strike, as his wife was mysteriously murdered. Bowling Ball decided to keep her last name, brown, to remember her by. In his grief, a pineapple with a thick western European accent of some kind was there to comfort him. The two soon married, much to Charlie's dismay, and had their first child together, Thomas Brown. Their family eventually grew up, with Charlie Brown moving to LA and Thomas Brown moving to London, England. After the reddit takeover, it is unknown where these two are. However, it is likely that the two are still alive.
== Appearance ==
Bowling Ball is an 11 pound bowling ball with a plain dark blue color. He has 3 holes which may serve as eyes and a mouth (however he doesn't feel pain from putting fingers inside, so he does indeed enjoy being used as a bowling ball).
== Fun Facts ==
* Bowling ball is a reference to Eddsworld, as Tom's parents in that show are said to be a bowling ball and either a pineapple or a watermelon.
* It is entirely unknown how bowling ball was born as a bowling ball.
* Bowling ball likely does not know who his wife's killer is, despite the obvious clues that point towards pineapple being the killer.
* He/him
* Bowling ball keeps his late wife's last name so that Tom's last name is different than Paul's. This way, Tord would have no way to know that Tom was his cousin.
* Bowling Ball's Birthday is the day the National Bowling League was established, February 24th.
Category:Background Characters
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