Human Joe

"Come on, man." -Human JoeHuman Joe is a species of Joe. Human Joe is far weaker than his pickle counterpart, but has made his presence more well known over the last few years.
== Insane ramblings ==
Human Joe often goes off, saying things that are nearly incomprehensible to most normal people.
==== Examples ====
* "I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and kids used to reach in the pool and rub up and down my legs and watch the hair rise up so I learned about roaches."
* "America as a nation can be described in a single word: aujepheajeve... sorry, foothills in the Himalayas with Xi Jingping."
* "I cannot believe that Pudding would invade Russia"
* "Hello, the Pope" *proceeds to shit pants in front of the Pope.
*"I spent some time with the Secret Service in Poland and Ukraine." (Said when adressing Salvation Army worker)
*"I may be a white boy, but I'm not stupid."
*"Poor kids are just as educated as white kids."
*"I am the AI."
*"You are the famous African-American baseball player" (addressing the Pope)
*"We choose truth over facts."
*"I don't believe drunk driving is a felony."
== Alter-Ego ==
For his 2024 campaign, Joe revealed his dark alter-ego, "Dark Brandon" who will be running in his place. This alter-ego is characterized by sunglasses or glowing eyes. What makes Dark Brandon different from Joe is that he doesn't take jokes lightly. He also is known to get shit done.
File:DarkBrandon.png|Joe revealing Dark Brandon live
== Trivia ==
* His favourite ice cream is Chocolate Chocolate Chip
* He can see dead people
*If you didn't vote for him, you ain't black.
*As you are reading this, Joe has shat his pants.
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