Human

Humans (otherwise known as boring bros, blanders, and the_boyes) are a race of beings from the bland reality. Small colonies of humans who managed to escape the Blanding exist dotted around existence. One such colony - near the Ra'ahab Ralgi - exists in Galaxy α̴̛̣̣̉͜͡¦̛̣t̉̉ɔ҈̴҈҉̴҈̵̵̷͠҉̶̶̨҈ although so far they haven't done that much.
== Biology ==
The term "humanoid" is derived from humans. Humans are the most bland humanoids. There isn't a single bit of fur or metal on them. The only interesting thing that they can do is scream when you pour gasoline on them and then light a match.
== Society ==
As a whole, humanity is pretty boring. All they do is eat, shit, work an office job, eat some more, cry, occasionally shit out a baby, and then die.
== History ==
to be added
Category:Bland Reality
Category:Entities, creatures, and organisms