Gwonam

==Biography==
Gwonam lived in a void until he masturbated to a book of hentai and created the universe.The Travel of the Flying Washing Machines: A Tale About Four Rapists Who Were Also Rappers He eventually became a homeless beggar who lived on the street.The Morshu Movie (1) Later, he somehow obtained a flying carpet, so he went to demand money from King Harkinian, threatening to kill The King unless he paid Gwonam in a month. When Gwonam returned, The King failed to pay him, but Ganon arrived and saved The King by making Gwonam's face die.Gwonam the Extortionist throws King Harkinian into Financial Chaos
==Skills and Abilities==
Gwonam can teleport people remotelyGwonam Breaks an X-wing from eBay and has the ability to cast curses on people. He turned King Harkinian into stone after The King had him imprisoned in Koridai.The Price Is Not Right He also has a jetpack and knows how to use it.DINNER BLASTER
==Personal Life==
Gwonam, who is a resident of Koridai,Hyrule Dating Videos lives in a house within viewing distance of Hyrule Castle,A Camera a Day Keeps the Gwonam Away where he stayed while his house was being fumigated.The King's Epic Adventure 4 Act 1 He is married to Gay Luigi, though the union was made against Gwonam's will.The last stand against WeeGee Part 3 Gwonam also owns Squadallah Burger, an unpopular restaurant that only sells burgers.Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's Restaurant So He Can Earn Enough Money to Buy a Playstation 3
==Criminal Record==
When The King announced he was raising taxes so he could buy things at Morshu's new shop, Gwonam called The King evil. In response, The King had Gwonam imprisoned with Ganon in Koridai.
==Health Issues==
Gwonam has no penis.King Harkinian Attempts to Secure a Sexual Partner for Duke Onkled
==Sources==
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