THE ENTITLED MUM AND KID

they told me to add a picture or they would sue me so I didn't 
anyways this happened during the 3000000.000 update which is like aa year away
one day the champion clockwork cannon and the even crappier rifle that does nothing were chilling till this happend
EK: hey mummy why are these nerf guns in the sun I want to buy them ask the owner
EM: my son needs a toy gun can you give them his guns whoever runs this shop
*out enters trevor phillips*
T:no
Store name was !trevor phillips badass guns!
Ultra cancer: can yall leave because my friend is here and I don,t want him gone *aka the champion clockwork cannon*
crappy rifle: and yeah mine is here too
My gun *aka the even crappier rifle that does nothing*: im your upgrade you clown
* MLGdash there just smoking grass also saying no (axzyte) way
*the bastion bastionmann and a copy of ultra sexy fortnite Mario dancing fortnite dances come out and go back to the staff room 
EM: HOW DARE YOU DON,T GIVE MY SON THOSE NERF GUN THINGS
EK: starts crying as loud as a jet engine 30x louder
*trevor then proceeds to slap the EK*
EM: LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU SON OF A (blocked from this wiki)
T: well he was screa_
EM:i don't care IM SUING AND CALLING THE FIB
My gun: its the fbi I think your son has played to much gta v 
out comes just leafy and his neck gets snapped*
JL: WHAT DID YOU JUST (blocked from this wiki) DO
Spark shark: the EM did that and I just (once again hadadalalala) firebombed there house
EM: how dare you 
4 quintillion nanoseconds later the FBI comes
EK and EM: these 2 mother (Deadpool survives endgame) idiots won,t give me there guns
EK takes my gun and he gets a 2nd degree burn from the royal revolver*
EK: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EM: SEE THERE NOT LETTING US BUY THESE NERF GUNS FOR MY SON AND NOW THEY MADE FUN OF HIM 
fbi agent 1: lets see the footage
summer drift: I want that beach bomber snack and want to go (I just got a girlfriend and it was my toilet) it in the bed
T and JL: TF u doing here also who said fortnite was included *they slice drifts head off then call epic and ban both drift and bomber*
FBI checks the footage with the healing staff hits the EK but it just poisons him XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 fbi arrest the EM and EK and there taken away to zombie land they tried to kill the pilot aka me but I shove dat booty off and her unlucky son into the zombies and we lived and lived happily ever after
it ends with grand theft auto iv not happily ever after 
THE END OF BLOXBURG CHILDREN HAR HAR
Category:Anti-hate