MAPs Rise Up

MAPs Rise Up is the first episode of EdgeBob SadPants.
== Synopsis ==
Mr. Krabs gets outed as a pedophile and gets arrested, leading to the Krusty Krab's downfall and to MAP protests around Bikini Bottom.
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins with a broadcast of Bikini Bottom News]
TV Announcer: Good afternoon, Bikini Bottom. We have just received some shocking news about everyone’s favorite restaurant, the Krusty Krab. Notorious boss Mr. Krabs has been arrested after being found having sex with teenage girls. These teenage girls were reported missing years ago, and they spent these years as hostages in Krabs’ basement, where they were forced to pleasure him. They were all taken back to their respective families, and Krabs’ daughter was seen nearing the house, and then escaping. Authorities are currently searching for her. 
[Pan out to reveal this was on SpongeBob’s TV, which SpongeBob turns off]
SpongeBob: WHAT THE FUCK MR. KRABS IS A PEDOPHILE
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I know, he would never do this! I’ve known him for ages, I know he is a kind hearted man! Oh, the Krusty Krab can’t go on without him! I’ll fall into a deep depression! What do I do?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Yeah, I’ll talk to Squidward! He’ll know what to do!
[Cut to Squidward gleefully dancing in his house, when he hears a knock]
Squidward: Coming!
[He opens the door, and finds SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Squidward, Mr. Krabs has been arrested!
Squidward: I know! Isn’t it great?
SpongeBob: Great?! We can’t work at the Krusty Krab anymore! 
Squidward: Exactly! I can finally take time to shine with my true passion: PLAYING THE CLARINET!
SpongeBob: Squidward, in a few days, you’ll realize that without a kind boss like Mr. Krabs and without a nice workplace like the Krusty Krab, your life is meaningless.
Squidward: [shuts the door in SpongeBob’s face]
SpongeBob: *sigh* Oh, the misery… [starts crying]
Patrick: [jumps out of Squidward’s window holding money] Hey SpongeBob, what’s wrong?
SpongeBob: Oh, nothing. Wait, why are you holding money?
Patrick: Oh I rob Squidward all the time because I cannot afford treatment for my lung cancer.
SpongeBob: Oh. 
Patrick: I saw you crying. What’s wrong?
SpongeBob: Well, Mr. Krabs just got arrested for being a pedophile!
Patrick: Oh no! Poor-
SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs! 
Patrick: What’s gonna happen to the Krusty Krab now?
SpongeBob: It can’t go on without him! And without the Krusty Krab, my life is basically meaningless…
[Marching is heard in the distance]
SpongeBob: Huh?
[SpongeBob and Patrick turn around, and see tons of people marching around with signs saying “Free Mr. Krabs” and “MAP Rights” and such]
SpongeBob: FREE MR. KRABS?! OH BOY! COME, PATRICK!
[SpongeBob and Patrick run over to the protesters]
SpongeBob: Hey, where are y’all going?
Protester: We’ll protest right outside the mayor’s house for Mr. Krabs’ freedom! We’ve even got some of the most famous MAP activists with us! Mr. Gus, Paul Renaud…
SpongeBob: Wow, I love maps! And I wanna fight for Mr. Krabs’ freedom! That innocent man…MAP RIGHTS! MAP RIGHTS! FREE MR. KRABS!
Patrick: Uh, I’m hungry. I’m gonna go to the Krusty Krab.
[Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket, where Plankton is looking around outside]
Plankton: No one in sight…I can’t believe it Karen…I’m tearing up! Today is the day where I finally get that secret formula!
Karen: And all it took was a little pedophilia.
Plankton: Oh Karen, I can’t wait to passionately make love to you tonight! And you’re even legal! Now, I better get going to get that formula before some dumb fatass with lung cancer wants a Krabby Patty!
[Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, which was left unlocked. He enters Mr. Krabs’ office, and grabs the formula]
Plankton: YES! YES! FINALLY, THE FORMULA IS IN MY HANDS! [he reads it] “The secret formula is contained inside the buns”…”it’s what makes the Krabby Patty have a special flavor”…it’s…it’s………..CUM?! MR. KRABS’ CUM?! What the fuck? That is disgusting! Did he…in all of the buns…what…ok im not that much of a freak i wont cum in the buns ill just rob everything and serve someone else’s cum
[Plankton puts all of the Krabby Patty ingredients in a bag, and leaves the Krusty Krab, as Patrick walks over to him]
Patrick: Hey Mr. Krabs!
Plankton: The Krabby Patties are changing location, come to the Chum Bucket and be the first one to try the Plankton Patties!
Patrick: Oh boy! I’ve loved the Plankton Patties since I was a kid! Especially those buns…
[Bubble transition to the mayor waking up, and hearing people protesting]
Mayor: Oh no. [walks up to the balcony, and sees the MAP protesters]
MAPs and SpongeBob: MAP RIGHTS! FREE MR. KRABS!
Mayor: suck my cock
[The mayor grabs a bazooka and starts brutally murdering the protesters]
SpongeBob: AAAARGH! [runs away]
Mayor: roadhouse
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