Two Balls

"Two Balls" is the third episode of the first season of the ABC comedy-musical Galavant.
==Synopsis==
King Richard throws a ball for the kingdom of Valencia, while Galavant visits Sid's hometown.
==Plot==
Galavant, Isabella, and Sid arrive at the latter's hometown, called Sidneyland, where he is hailed as a great knight and hero. Sid reveals that he was adopted by the whole village who have had high expectations for him. He has since written letters back home where he has fabricated his adventures, claimed that he was a knight and that Galavant is his squire, something he immediately regrets. They meet with Sid's adoptive, and overly coddling, parents who mistreat Galavant, much like their own servant, and are led to believe that Isabella is Sid's fiancée. While Galavant is bemused by the situation, Isabella accuses him of being jealous because he is not getting attention.
Richard, still oblivious to Madalena and Jester's tryst, continues to find a way to impress Madalena. He gets distracted by how miserable the people of Valencia are, especially after he cut down their grand tree to make toothpicks. Richard leads everyone into kicking the local eunuch between the legs to pass the time while he decides to create a ball for everyone to attend. Richard has a very skewed view as to how the ball should be put together, such as hiring the executioners to be the band, but manages to convince Gareth and Chef to continue with his plan in an effort to make Valencia feel livelier. 
Jester tells a single, not well-made joke, before passing it off to Richard to continue the party, who in a poor effort of solidarity burns all the food (he reasons that since the people can't eat, he won't eat either). He manages to coerce the Valencians to dance to the music, but slowly begins to realize that they are not enjoying themselves. He bluntly asks for their opinion on the whole thing which quickly turns into a lively roast of Richard, which he takes really well. This comes to an abrupt stop when the eunuch reveals that Madalena and the Jester have been seeing each other, angering Richard who orders that the eunuch be executed. 
Sid continues to get positive attention from his village with Galavant lightly mocking the situation. He meets up with the rest of the squires who all equally voice their complaints about the people they serve. When they continue to mock Sid by calling him pompous and egotistical, Galavant comes to the realization that he has not treated Sid all too well. He finally talks to Sid privately and admits that the reason why he hired him was because unlike all the other squires who have tried to impress him, Sid simply came in as himself and admits that he appreciates his work. Sid decides to go speak with his parents, presumably to tell them the truth about his life.
==Cast==
===Main cast===
*Joshua Sasse as Sir Gary Galavant
*Timothy Omundson as King Richard
*Vinnie Jones as Gareth
*Mallory Jansen as Queen Madalena
*Karen David as Princess Isabella Maria Lucia Elizabetta of Valencia
*Luke Youngblood as Sidney "Sid"
===Guest===
*Ben Presley as Jester
*Darren Evans as Chef
*Stanley Townsend as King of Valencia
*Genevieve Allenbury as Queen of Valencia
*Michael Brandon as Sid's Dad
*Faith Prince as Sid's Mom
*Nick Holder as Bald Eunuch
*Tim Plester as Executioner
*Kenneth Collard as The Squire
*Mark Sheals as Squire #2
*Edward Judge as Squire #3
*Jimmy Johnston as Squire #4
*Carolyn Jolliffe as Hot Woman
==Songs==
*"Previously On Galavant"
*"Oy! What a Knight"
*"Jackass in a Can"
*"Dance Until You Die"
==Trivia==
*The font for Sidneyland is clearly meant to spoof Disneyland.
==External links==
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Category:Galavant episodes