Give Me Your Worst Phone

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Give Me Your Worst Phone is a Polina Gag originated by Aiden Dunne at a recording session for the Kyle O'Grady solo experience album in the Johnny Engine Room. Aiden was complaining about his habit of buying a new, terrible phone nearly every single year, only to have it fail to work on him. He described his process of shopping for a phone as walking into the phone store at the Avalon Mall, and saying "I am a fat sack of crap, give me your worst phone."