Count Crazy

Count Crazy is the ninth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired December 15, 2018 and was written by CrazySponge.
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with a shot of CrazySponge walking.)
Crazy: la la la la la
Vampire: Hey I’m a vampire.
Crazy: where did you come from
Vampire: idk
Crazy: well i’ll have you know i’m a semi-god so you can’t kill me
Vampire: What blood type are you?
Crazy: Z
Vampire: I drink Z+ and below.
Crazy: fucking hell mate
Vampire: I know. (sucks blood)
Crazy: daaaaammmmnnn yooooouuuu toooo helllll (passes out)
Vampire: My work here is done. (Disappears)
???: CrrrAzzYY??
Crazy: hello who the hell are you
Polar: It’s me!
Crazy: why did i have to be saved by the person who made a garbage company
Polar: So, how are you still alive?
Crazy: as a semi-god, it takes a bit for us to go to the complete transformation. anyway, can i have some blood
Polar: Oh boy, I gotta stop him before he undergoes the full transformation.
(Meanwhile, an unrelated subplot)
Koopsers Joopsers: HEY GUYS! UNBLOCK ME!
Fandom: no
Koopsers Joopsers: YOU’LL UNBLOCK ME AFTER I DO COMMUNITY SERVICE!
Fandom: Do you even know what that is?
Koopsers Joopsers: ...no
(BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND)
Polar: (yawn) Ah, it’s a new day! Now let's look outside and-
(They see Crazy trying to suck people’s blood)
Polar: oh god i forgot all about that
(Polar runs outside to Crazy)
Polar: CRAZY! STOP IT!
Crazy: nO. i need blood
Polar: wait a sec how are you surviving in the sunlight
Crazy: o yeah (he starts to burn) AHHHHHH
Polar: FIRE EXTINGUISHER! (turns it on)
(Later after a whole ton a spraying)
Crazy: ok im better now tanks
(end)
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