Pick a Twist!

This is the Bun of Violet's head.
== Intro ==
Title: Feature Presentation!
[Vince Guaraldi's Joe Cool by Vince Guaraldi Plays]
: Joe Cool, back in school.
: Hangin' round the water fountain, playin' the fool.
: Joe Cool, take it light.
: If the principal catches you, you're out of sight.
: Takes those shades off..... walkin' round the halls.
: Joe Cool, makin' the rounds.
: Checkin' all the kiddies, up and down.
: Joe Cool, play it straight. If the principal catches you, it's gonna be too late.
: Yeaaaaaahhh.....better learn to add now.
: Joe Cool, after school.
: Workin' in the supermarket, just like a mule.
: Joe Cool, do it right.
: And be careful of the manager, he's dy-na-mite.
: Check each item, get those prices right!
: Joe Cool, straighten things out.
: Take it easy, buddy, you don't have to shout.
: Joe Cool, just relax.
: If you bug the poor ol' manager, you get the axe.
: Pay attention, don't you mess things up!
: Joe Cool, after school.
: Working in the supermarket, breaking the rules.
: Joe Cool, playin' the clown.
: Just be careful of the shopping carts, they're goin' to bring you down.
: Yeah...goin' for a ride now.
==Big Bird and Bullies==
* Bully #1: Hey Big Bird! Can Linus have babies out of his body?
* Big Bird: I'm sorry, but Linus is a boy.
* Bully #1: Why not?
* Big Bird: Because girls can have babies out of their bodies.
* Bully #2: What about you play with our bobcat, Brutus?
* Big Bird: I'm sorry, but the answer is no!
* Bully #3: Will there be a revival of extinct dinosaurs?
* Big Bird: Certainly not! Don't let these crabby girls hit you. Remember, you have an important job as all work and no playtime.
== Sally and the Wild Panthers ==
* [Panthers are riding by flowers, setting them on fire as they ride by]
* Sally: [at a Park] La la la la la. [attempts to catch a butterfly] Missed ya. Uh-oh. [notices road] You shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. [motorcycles approaching. As they do, Sally hangs onto ones jacket] The "Ild Ones"! That's a strange name. [jacket tears] Aaugh!! [rolls in the cement] Bye "Ild Ones." I like your silly name. Hmm..."w." Oh, oh, they're not the "Ild Ones." They must be the "Wild Ones." [Pinky and the Brain run up to Sally]
* Brain: The Wild Ones?! Tar nation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones are?!
* Sally: No; I don't know who you are, either.
* Brain: Why, they're the ferocious, bloodthirsty biker panther gang. They've destroyed entire cities in an afternoon! Beware of them! [jumps back into a hole that was dug]
* Sally: Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for my hometown! I've got to warn everybody! I better get to Charlie Brown! [Cuts to Charlie Brown's Home] Charlie Brown!
* Charlie Brown: Good Grief! Where did you come from?
* Sally: There's no time for that, Charlie Brown. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to protect my Family. The Peanuts must survive!
* Charlie Brown: Settle down. What are you all riled up about?
* Sally: Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide!
* Charlie Brown: What are you going on about? Bikers?
* Sally: The Wild Ones are coming, Charlie Brown. They're the most vicious, ravenous horde of hooligans in the world.
* Charlie Brown: Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? [cuts to later where a sign hangs that reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!'] Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special biker parking and authentic biker decor, with red paint. And to top it off, a custom chopper steak. And best of all, I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.
* Sally: [crying] Charlie Brown, this is serious!
* Charlie Brown: That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course.
== Blinky's Enterance ==
* Inky: Pac!
* Pac-Man: Yes, Inky?
* Inky: A horrible biker gang called the "Wild Ones" are coming. You've got to run, hide!
* Pac-Man: [sarcastically] Oh, my. This sounds serious. Luckily, I know just what you should do. Listen closely.
* Inky: Uh-huh.
* Pac-Man: Turn around, [Inky does so] Close your eyes. [Inky does so]
* Inky: And then what?
* Pac-Man: That's it. [Eats a Power Pellet and Chomps Inky whole in one bite. Cut to Pinky and Blinky]
* Pinky: Blinky!
* Blinky: Hello, Pinky.
* Pinky: An evil gang of bikers are coming to ravage us.
* Blinky: Huh.
* Pinky: Inky, didn't you hear what I said?
* Blinky: Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello.
* Pinky: Hello, Blinky.
* Blinky: Hello, Pinky. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! [both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and scream again and keep hitting each other until they run through the swamp. they hide in a crocodile until another arrives.]
* Crocodile #2: Hey, what happened to you?
* Crocodile #1: [spits out Pinky and Blinky] I... I don't want to talk about it, man. [Blinky and Pinky fly through giant grass. As they hide in it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and scream more]
* Pinky: [jumps behind Blinky] Hide me!
* Blinky: [jumps behind Pinky] No, hide me!
* Pinky: [jumps behind Blinky] Hide me!
* Blinky: [jumps behind Pinky] Me!
* Pinky: [jumps behind Blinky] No, me!
* Blinky: [jumps behind Pinky] Me!
* Pinky: [jumps behind Blinky] Me!
* Blinky: [jumps behind Pinky] Me!
* Pinky: No! No more running. [They stop at a Triple-eyed Monkey named Paul from DNA]
* Paul: Hi, I'm Paul!
* [Blinky and Pinky stare at Paul and then at each other]
* Ernie: You Mean, Paul Robertson and his Pixels?
* [Blinky and Pinky Scream and run off]
== DaPetric's Van Race Promo ==
* Linus: [To a grey mouse] For the last time, learn a trick! Sit up! Roll over! Oh, care about something other than yourself, you stupid rat!
* Five: [holding a peach-flavored ice cream on a cone] You Know, Peachy Breeze is Peachy Keen! [licks his ice cream]
* Grey Mouse: Just tip me over and pour me out.
* Digit: Crappy Games Presents... 
* Hacker: DaPetric's Van Race!
** Delete: Terrible game presentation featuring the Terrible Camera angles of DOOM!
* Digit: Our Games Include...
** Buzz: Orange the Idiot's Journey to the Horrible 3D model Planet. Even by ABC standards, Atari's Horrible, outdated day.
** Inez: Peach Flavored Ice Cream.
** Jackie: Topsy's Terrible Battery Life with Terrible multiplayer modes.
** Matt: And So on! Especially Shovel-Ware. Gary is extremely slow in movement, while Jerry and Speedy Gonzales move extremely fast, which makes the game ridiculously difficult.
* Lucy: As you know, They made some BAD Sailor Moon episodes during the 1990's after my GOOD 1960's cartoons with The Pink Panther! And I say that the Barbie Girl Song would make it worse!
* Violet: You Cannot Brush my hair or Undress me everywhere! I Wish That Song NEVER existed. So we're going back to 1964.
* Peppermint Patty: Where's Chuck?
== Football Perfect ==
* [4 men are standing with the letters "P","E","A", and "S" on their shirts]
* "A" Man: Hey! N, U and T, you're here!
* [three more men with the letters "N", "U" and "T" arrive, forming "PEANUTS"]
* "U" Man: How we doing, man?!
* All 7 men: Yeah! GO, PEANUTS!! Yeah!
* "U" Man: Check it out! Those remind me of Charlie Brown! [The "S" Man runs to Snoopy to kick the Football but Snoopy Pulls it away, sending the "S" Man flying and landing on his back]
* Snoopy: Please eat some peanuts, pizza and popcorn, Charlie Brown!
* "A" Man: Don't we look thirsty for soda?
* "P" Man: Want some Cool Cola?
* "E" Man: I'm drinking Citrus Dew. See? We walk the walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our train gang?
== Epilogue ==
* Sally: [Waiting for the bike riders] Please, I want to join you. It's been my life-long dream to be to be a member of a motorcycle gang. I even knitted my own love jacket. [shows a shirt with a love on it] I want to ride to live and live to ride. [screams as the bikers ride in a circle around him] I'll do whatever you want. I'll betray my bullies. Just let me live.
* Green Panther: What's that, Red?
* Red Panther: What?
* Green Panther: Hi, we're the "Mild Ones".
* Sally: Mild Ones? [turns the W upside down] Oh!
* Green Panther: Gimme back my M. Let's go, boys.
* Sally: Don't you want to have an adventure?
* Green Panther: Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. [bikers ride off]
* Charlie Brown: Good-bye. They seem really nice, Sally.
* Pink Panther: [riding with the biker gang] Ride to live and live to ride!
* Snoopy: "That's All Folks!" And as such exclusive property and trademark of Mirisch Films Inc.
Category:The Pink Panther
Category:Peanuts
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