Taffy's Candyland 3: Sugar Rush/Transcript

This is the Transcript for the XSTAR Game, Taffy's Candyland 3: Sugar Rush
== Opening Cutscene ==
Inside His Rented home in Candyland village, Taffy (A Bizzare Yellow Creature made entirely out of Stretchy Taffy) Prepares for his Wedding to Pocky.
Taffy "*Humming* i Do! or maybe it should be Yes i do! anyway, almost ready, just need to OW!.... Oh no, it can't be"
Taffy Looks in the mirror to see 2 small Cavities on one side of his mouth
Taffy "Gah! aw man, cavities, i though Candy folk like me couldn't get them"
Fear strikes Taffy, realizing what he has to do, fear turns to anger and he throws a fit
Taffy "NO NO NOOOO! I Can't go to the dentist, i Can't! I Won't! No way! Nuh uh! I Can't go there! no.. OWW!
Taffy stops his fit, holds the painful side of his jaw and takes a deep breath
Taffy "Well, i'd better just get it over with"
As Taffy steps out the door, he soon bombarded with strong wind that blows him off his feet
Taffy "Woah What's happened to the weather? did i watch the forecast wrong"
A laugh is heard, Taffy turns around to see Salmaik
Taffy "You Again! I Don't have time for this, i've got a wedding in a few days. OW!"
Salmaik taunts Taffy, feighning Sympathy
Salmaik "Toothache huh, aww that's too bad, you're gotta go to the dreaded dentist place. Well Candy boy, say hello to the Salmaik Nefarious Weather wrecker! *laugh*"
Taffy Sees a Giant Machine in the sky, Which is creating all the bad weather across candyland
Taffy "Holey Moley! OWWWW! uh.... You're not getting away with that Salmaik!"
Salmaik "And What are you gonna do about it with those cavities?"
Before Salmaik can continue taunting him, Taffy Confidently runs towards the town square battling both the wind and the pain of cavities. determined to get to the machine.
== Intro to Sugar Square ==
Still Fighting against the strong wind and holding his jaw, Taffy runs down the street.
Taffy "OW OW OW! Still hurts, but i can handle it, I'm a Clayfighter"
A Particularly strong gust of wind blows Taffy's light body onto the rooftops. After ending up on one of the roofs he gets up and collects himself"
Taffy "Why didn't know that would happen?"
Seeing some of Salmaik's goons on the rooftops. Taffy Bravely Proceeds
== Intro To Laffy Boss Fight ==
Taffy Arrives in the Town Square, Where a The Town's Mascot, A Bubblegum Parrot, Sits in his cage
Taffy "Oh, Hi Laffy, how about we have a litte talk"
As Taffy Approches Laffy's cage, He Notices something wrong with Laffy.
Laffy "Squawk! Laffy Wanna Fight"
Taffy "Wha? yeah, Sure you are OWWW! not now OK"
As Taffy holds his painful jaw, Laffy Angrily breaks out of the cage,
Laffy "LAFFY WANNA FIGHT! LAFFY WANNA IMPRESS!"
Taffy then notices a that the strong wind must be hypnotizing the bird into working for salmaik as he strikes a battle pose, trying to resist the wind and the painful cavities
== Outro to Laffy Boss Fight ==
Laffy, Snapping out of his Trance, Retreats to his cage
Taffy "Laffy, All this wind must have scrambled your brain into working for Salmaik"
Laffy "Huh? Squawk, Salmaik Who?"
Taffy "He's My OW! my Doppelganger, He's using a giant weather machine to totally ruin our day, The Nerve"
Taffy Notices that Laffy has been hypnotized by the wind again, only this time Laffy has fallen asleep.
Taffy "See Ya Laffy! Gotta run! OWWW!"
Taffy Leaves town to head to the next area, Holding his painful jaw
== Intro to Tomb of Cellasirus ==
Taffy Arrives in a large desert with no oasis in sight. A Huge sandstorm is being whipped up making it hard to see
Taffy "Ouch Ouch!, Aw great, I Can't see squat!"
Taffy covers his eyestalk with his hands and tries to walk through the sand, but get buried in a pile. He digs himself out of it. his stomach growls loudly.
Taffy "first Cavities OWWW! then sand in the eye, now i'm hungry, and not a crumb of candy in sight!"
His Stomach Growls again, Taffy looks around the bucketing sandstorm. noticing a glean of light in the distance, he heads towards it
== Intro To Cellasirus Boss Fight. ==
Taffy Arrives in a large arena in the middle of a large Egyptian-Libyan style temple with a huge Sarcphalgus guarding a box of Cella's
Taffy "Jackpot! but why would anyone leave these laying around a tomb?"
His Stomach Grumbles again and Taffy runs down to the stay box, however Salmaik's voice echoes from a PA placed somewhere in the tomb
Salmaik "Bravo Taffy Bravo, But your petty attempts to stop me are all for naught "
Taffy Interupts the speech
Taffy "Hey, is this about another one of your goons! Owww!"
Salmaik "*Laugh* Cavity! Remember! Unleash, The sexiest yet most dangerous Pharoh queen ancient candyland has ever had!"
The Sarcaophogus opens and out comes a massive zombified mummy of Cellasirus.
Taffy "Ouch! ugh. I'm not scared! i read books about her! i know her weakness!"
Salmaik (Over PA) "Remember about the weather wrecker my queen"
With a Zombie like groan, the Mummy smashes a wall of the ruins, letting the wild sandstorm from the desert into the arena, Undeterred, Taffy Strikes a fighting pose
== Outro to Cellasirus Boss Fight ==
Defeated, Cellasirus Retreats back into her Sarcophogus, leaving the box of Cella's good for the taking. Taffy opens it and eats them
Taffy "Wow! Tomb candy has to be the best.... YEAOOOW!"
The Sweet treat has made Taffy's cavity worse
Taffy "Ow ow ow!! That was a Mistake"
Salmaik's laughter is heard on the PA, Taffy finds the walkie talkie on the floor near the hole in the wall and takes the batteries out.
Taffy "Taunt me now jerk! Ouch!"
Taffy Runs out the giant hole and heads towards the next area.
== Intro to Chocolate Nut Bar Avenue ==
Taffy Arrives in a huge industrial estate, Even though there are no smoke stacks on any of the buildings, There's smog Everywhere
Taffy "Chocolate Nut bar, not how i remember it *Coughing*
There is so much smog, Taffy Faints for a little bit
Taffy "This has got to be the most wicked thing Salmaik's ever done, reversing all that is town has done to be sustainable OUCH!!"
Holding his painful jaw, Taffy runs through the black clouds, tripping over a puddle of hydrolic fluid left on the floor, he gets up and continues through the estate
== Intro to Richie Boss Fight ==
In the Parking lot of a Chocolate Factory, there are trees and bushes decoating, but not enough to soak up all the smog. The Flamouyant Richie sits on a bench
Richie "Yo, Taffy my old friend, Can i tempt you to some of my specialty"
Forgetting about the cavities, Taffy takes one, but pain strikes just before he can have one.
Taffy "OWWWWW! Sorry Richie but i can't"
Suddenly, Richie Gets mad and strikes a fighting pose
Richie "No time to hear your complaints, it's battle time'
Taffy "Don't Tell me, My doppelganger Salmaik told you to do it."
Taffy stares down Richie, ready to press on despite the cavities and the bad air.
== Outro to Richie Boss Fight ==
Richie lies on the Floor defeated, Taffy stands over him.
Taffy "If this is about Saimalk, You can't go trusting him, he's ev..."
Richie "I Know, I Know he's your bitter twin clone thingy, and i know about your tooth problem, i had to go to the denist recently"
Taffy starts panicking
Taffy "Wha? No, no, no, no! i can't! you must... it must have been a nightmare, OW!!!!"
Taffy holds his jaw in pain
Richie "It was, but when i come back there was some big ol' machine being built, Is that what's causing all this bad weather?"
Taffy "Yes, Salmaik Made it, i'm gonna go and stop that wiseguy"
Richie heads back into the chocolate factory as Taffy heads to the next area
== Intro to Baked Bayou ==
Taffy Arrives at what looks like a wasteland
Taffy "Ow, Ow! ugh. The Watering hole! it's a dump! Can the Weather Wrecker Control the Sun?!"
Taffy starts to get light headed in the intense heat
Taffy "It must... Why else can it get so hot, OW!"
Taffy's long, stretchy limbs start going droopy and fragile
Taffy "Phew, Clayfighters and heat don't mix, Better find a way to cool down around here."
Hopping over the drained ponds, Taffy proceeds through the drought hampered swamp
== Intro to Licky Boss Fight ==
Holding his painful Jaw, Taffy finds a clearing in the swamp with a pond of mud in the center, it's still boiling hot,
Taffy "Aww, This swamp is full of mud, nothing cool here and it's all"
Suddenly, Salmaik's voice is heard over a PA
Salmaik. "Too Hot to Handle huh?"
Taffy Wanders where the Voice is coming from. suddenly he notices a giant chameleon rise from the mud. The chameleon sticks his tongue out, reveleing a walkie talkie it's holding
Salmaik (Over PA) "If this hot sun won't slow you down, Licky here will"
Licky Whips around it's tongue, Knocking Taffy to the mud"
Taffy "Ick! OWWWWW! AAAAH! Ugh, You wanna piece of me big lizard? i got the stretch"
However, the Heat causes Taffy's stretch arm to melt off, annoyed, he sticks it back on and prepares to fight, ready to resist the pain of the cavities
== Outro to Licky Boss Fight ==
After Defeating Licky, It Lays in the mud, unconcious.
Taffy "Are you Serious? Who thought it was a good idea to trust a big lizard"
Salmaik (Over PA) "Hey I Heard that!"
Licky swallows the Walkie talkie before Salmaik could finish his sentance
Taffy "Well, That'll Teach ya! OWWW!"
Taffy's Cavities get worse, There is now a small bulge on the side of his mouth
Taffy "Ugh, Guess i'm gonna have to get that dentist trip over and...."
Fear takes over Taffy's mind, but then determination, his words are slighly muffled by the swelling
Taffy "No, I Have to fight!"
Taffy Proceeds towards the next area
== Intro To Polar Icelollies ==
Taffy Arrives at a glaciar, Ravaged by a harsh blizzard
Taffy "Talk about opposite, OWWW! Frostbite, OWWW! Cavity"
Taffy cautiously steps on the ice, but since he can't see anything in the blizzard, he slips, sliding into an ice cave, Landing on the top of his eyestalk, Bending it
Taffy "Oww, This really isn't a good day"
Attempting to get his eyestalk back to normal, he rolls himself into a ball, but this makes him roll down a ramp into the other side of the cave and back into the blizzard
Taffy "Oh, Wiseguy huh? Is that what you think you are Salmaik huh?
Taffy Proceeds through the harsh cold
== Intro to Ayeti Boss Fight ==
Taffy Finds a small ice floe floating in a pond, Taffy jumps onto the floe and sees a swole snow yeti sleeping on it.
Taffy "*Whispering* better wait till this block of ice floats to the other side of the river"
Taffy attempts to stay quiet, but the pain of the cavities does him int
Taffy "OWWWW!"
The Swole Yeti wakes up with a roar. Frightening Taffy
Taffy "OK uh, What big muscles you have, where have you been working out?"
The Yeti smile for a little bit at the compliment, But them gets into an attack position, Taffy prepares to fight
== Outro to Ayeti Boss Fight ==
Defeated, The Yeti falls into the river and swims away,
Taffy "That's right, swim away you big hulk, you were weighing down this icefloe anyway.
The Floe washes up on the other side of the river. Taffy hops off and continues through the snow, as he does, he starts to think to himself as he holds his jaw
Taffy "OW OW OW! Why did that thing have to punch me in the face?! I Mean, it could have knocked the teeth out for me so i wouldn't have to go to the..."
As Taffy continues to think, he proceeds to the next area
== Intro To Mount Jawbreaker ==
Taffy Arrives at a Huge Mountain Range.
Taffy "Mount Jawbreaker, The Highest Natural point in candyland, looks bigger than in the movies OWWWW!"
Taffy Holds his sore jaw and starts going up the hiking path stairs. But lightning strikes him, as he is struck his claymation armature flashes, he stumbles backwards down the walkway. When he stops tumbling, he notices a strong thunderstorm looming all over the mountain range
Taffy "Is this the Weather Wrecker's Ultimate weapon? well, i can handle it, lightning doesn't strike twice you'know, Owwww!!"
Another bolt of Lightning strikes. Taffy narrowly dodges, Taffy proceeds up the walking track
== Intro To Warhead Boss Fight ==
Taffy Arrives at the top of the highest mountain in the range
Taffy "Finally i'm at the the top OWWW!"
Suddenly Salmaik's Laugh is heard
Taffy "Wha?"
Salmaik "Ha! Surpised? i sure am, nobody has managed to make it to the peak of mount jawbreaker, all except this guy"
A Creature in an Army Suit comes out of a tent nearby
Warhead "Sargent Warhead reporting for duty!"
Salmaik "*Laugh* This guy has such a short fuse that even one...."
Taffy "What a Weenie, this guy can't be a real soldier"
Warhead gets angry
Warhead "What did you just say?"
Salmaik "Told you! those cavities are causing you trouble huh?"
Taffy strikes a fighting pose,
== Outro To Warhead Boss Fight ==
Warhead flees into his tent, raising a small white flag.
Taffy "Owwwww! that's all of Salmaik's goons, i think the weather wrecker's gonna go down soon"
Salmaik "Oh wrong you are!
Taffy Turns around to find out that the Voice isn't from a PA or Walkie Talkie, Salmaik is standing behind him smiling evily
Salmaik "You faced all my goons, now you have to face me, and what are you gonna do?"
Taffy "Fight Back! OW! OW! OW! AAH! UHH!"
The Swelling in Taffy's Jaw gets bigger. forcing Taffy to take a bandage from Warhead's first aid kit and wrap it around his head, awkwardly sticking his mouth and eyestalk together
Taffy "I'm Not backing down"
Salmaik Climbs into a Flying pod and escapes. but Taffy hops on.
== Into To Salmaik's Nefarious Weather Wrecker ==
Taffy Bails from the pod and arrives at the entrance to the Weather Wrecker machine.
Taffy "This Shouldn't Be too hard right OWWWW!"
A High Security Door stands in the way,
S.A.M (Software Automatic Mouth) "Password Please"
Taffy enters the corect Password and the Door Opens
Taffy "I Know all of Salmaik's Passwords, He's my doppelganger"
Taffy Runs into the lair of the Weather Wrecker.
== Intro to Salmaik Final Boss Fight ==
Still holding his jaw from the crazy pain of the cavities, he runs into a large arena in the center of the machine.
Taffy "Where are you Salmaik! You can't hide here forever"
Salmaik "That's Because i don't have to"
Salmaik Appears piloting a Snake like mechsuit attatched to the Weather Wrecker
Taffy "Ha! you think just because you're in some soft of fancy robot suit means you can... OWWWW"
Salmaik "Bah, this Weather wrecker got it all, now show me your cavities"
Taffy opens his mouth to reveal the state of his cavities, they have grown so bad that the two teeth they have infected are almost completely black and covered in goo
Salmaik "That's no cavity, That's an abcess! You can't beat me!"
Taffy Strikes a fighting Positition ready for the final fight
Taffy "Oh Yes i can, just because i got two bad teeth doesn't meen you can toy with me"
Salmaik prepares the mech and Taffy prepares to fight in this final showdown
== Outro To Salmaik Final Boss Fight ==
After The Fight, The Mech suit Malfunctions before blowing up, knocking Salmaik laying on the ground.
S.A.M (Software Automatic Mouth) "This Weather Wrecker will self destruct in 10 Minutes"
Salmaik "Oh Why did i add self destruct?"
Salmaik hops into the Flying pod. However, Taffy hops into the pod too
Salmaik, "Hey What are you doing here!"
Taffy "Heading back home, I've Got a Wedding to Pocky"
The Two Opposite clones of Eachother fight all the way on the flight to candyland, the pod crashes into a green area. Taffy manages to bail out of the pod before the crash. Landing hard on the ground
Taffy "Woah, That was a Wild ride"
Taffy notices the pain of the cavities are gone. He feels around and notices that the impact with the ground has knocked the teeth out.
Taffy "YES YES YES! No more Toothache, Candy Folk's teeth grow back anyway, i just got out of that darn dentist!"
Taffy then turns around to see the crashed pod, Heading over to the wreckage and noticing Salmaik lying comatose on the ground, Picking him up and hearing for a heartbeat
Taffy "Well, I'm just gonna lay him there, I Haven't got time for this. I'm Coming Pocky!"
Taffy Heads back to his rental cottage to prepare for his wedding to Pocky
== After Credits Epilogue ==
Taffy and Pocky are at the Alter. On the floor in deep love after the "I Do"
Random Passerby "Sheesh, Concieving right now? Taffy You got a Clayfighter Match in the morning!"
The Couple hop up from the floor and head over to the cake
Taffy "I Work at the Clayfighter Club, So even though we are married now, we probibly won't be together as much as we should, i also travel a lot sooo."
Pocky "I Understand, I Was a lone wolf for a long time too. Just promise you won't be offended by how many times i won't be home OK?"
Taffy "Sure Thing!"