Portable dont touch me

portable dont touch me is a VIP exclusive item in item asylum, accessed through the admin panel.
== Functionality ==
Equipping portable dont touch me immediately activates it, locking out all of the user's other items. It will play two extremely loud beeps before waiting for 3 seconds. After the delay, this item creates an explosion centered on the user's position that is 500 studs in radius. This explosion instantly deals damage equal to the entity's HP plus 100. The damage ignores invincibility, intangibility, and team allegiance. It also blinds everyone caught in the blast. 
== Trivia ==
* This item kills anything with a health bar. This means that all players (including teammates in team-based gamemodes,) all NPCs, and even the statue in uncertified will be instantly killed.
** This also means that this item can instantly kill the StunDummy, who has 9,999,999 HP.
*It is possible to survive the blast on maps such as baseplate2021.
*The two loud beeps heard at the beginning of this item's activation are from the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 when the player earns the "MOAB" killstreak reward.
*This item is based on the ZAYIN abnormality "Don't Touch Me" from Lobotomy Corporation, which kills or panics everybody when attempting to work on it.
*Even if this item is supposed to explode, it does not disappear from the user's hands after being used.
*This is the first item in item asylum to reference Lobotomy Corporation.
== Gallery ==
Portable dont touch me1.gif|Activating the item.
File:Dont touch it.jpg|Portable don’t touch me in its original source, Lobotomy Corporation.
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Category:VIP Items
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Category:Blinds players
Category:Lobotomy Corporation References
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