Koopabackdashwaveslide Hoverwalkmoonland

The Koopa­back­dash­wave­slide Hover­walk­moon­land is a super powerful and deadly technique invented by the king of koopas himself Bowser. It's basically how Bowser gets around the UnUniverse, and he accidentally invented it when while trying to run away from Dipsy one evening. Bowser realized just how fast he was moving on the ground, and it made his feet hurt.
The Koopa­back­dash­wave­slide Hover­walk­moon­land is a power reserved for those who are the slowest and fattest, because the amount of pounds in your body gets converted into speed magic. If someone without the ability tries to perform one, they might fall on their face like an idiot, making it unsuitable for his or her face to become the GREATEST in Koridai.
You can also learn it from Bowser School.
== List of people who effectively use this power ==
* Bowser (It's named after him)
* Fatman
* Fat Robin
* Wario
* Homer Simpson
* Heavy Weapons Guy (Becomes faster than Scout)
* George W. Bush
* Giant Bowser
* Ganondorf
* Billy Mays
* Wickey Wouse
* King Dedede
* Moar Krabs
* Evil Guy
* Jigglypuff (don't ask me how)
* George Volcano (DON'T ASK ME HOW EITHER, BUT THIS ONE TRAVELS AT LIGHT-SPEED)
* Pillar John (Also light-speed)
* Snorlax
* Sanguine
* Luigi (He's just an idiot)
* Peter Griffin
* Kaido
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