Mini Me

Mini-Me is a deadly Straight Soldier who works for Christopher Tottington's Straight Gang, he technically stalks Julian Jones and the rest of the Gay Gang and records, takes secret footage and photos of him, then uploads it onto the internet, hoping for Bill Jones to see, causing them to break up.
==Early Life==
Mini-Me was popular at school, known as the "Talkin' Egg". Many students thought that he was actually an egg and Mini-Me thought it was fun to pretend. Later in life, Mini-Me began to realize how much he actually hated gay people. He looked up 'Jobs for homophobics', and came across a group hiring a Straight Soldier, and Mini-Me took it. To this day, he works for the Straight Gang. It is also rumoured that he is a distant relation to the Umpa-lumpas from Lumpaland, but this is unknown.
Mini-Me usually sneaks around in air-vents, sometimes he can even fit in mouse holes.
MiniMe2.jpg|Mini-Me after Julian spotted him and threatened to flush him down the toilet.
400px-MiniMe3.jpg|Mini Me after eating The Fat Troll's poop.