Rowley goes to Africa

22: Once upon a time, there was a rather naive and foolish 11-year-old boy named Rowley. He had a penchant for getting himself into bizarre situations, often without realizing the consequences. One day, Rowley found himself at the airport playing hide and seek with his fish friend Darwin Watterson, who was always parched for water. Rowley had a bag full of what he deemed "important stuff," just in case he ever got lost. Little did he know that the box he chose to hide in was actually going to Africa on a plane full of people. Ignorantly nestled amidst the luggage, Rowley settled in for what he thought would be a quick hide-and-seek session. To his shock, it took a staggering 69 hours before Rowley decided to peek out of the box. Confused as to why Darwin was taking so long, he lifted the lid and was flabbergasted to find himself in Africa. Panicking, Rowley quickly chugged his 420-liter bottle of prime energy piss flavour, hoping it would quell his thirst for adventure. As Rowley stumbled out of the luggage compartment, a kind man at the airport noticed his disoriented state and booked him into a nearby hotel. Grateful for the unexpected hospitality, Rowley felt an overwhelming desire to document his adventure by capturing photographs of the African wildlife. 
Using his unusual invention, the camera gun, which snaps a photo when the trigger is pulled, Rowley ventured into the wild. However, he hadn't realized that the gun still had bullets in it from a previous, misguided attempt at safari photography. Unbeknownst to poor Rowley, every time he took a photo, he inadvertently shot the animals he was trying to capture. Confused by the strange reactions of the animals, Rowley assumed they were poachers and continued to snap pictures. Unfortunately, this included a photo of a dehydrated African tribe, completely unaware of the danger they were in. The moment Rowley captured their image, they were tragically shot by the camera gun. Terrified that murderers were now after him, Rowley dropped his camera and sprinted for safety. He found refuge inside an empty box, which he believed would protect him from harm. The box began to rattle and shake, convincing Rowley that the murderers were right behind him. Little did he know, he was actually on a plane back to England. When Rowley finally arrived safely at the airport in England, he breathed a sigh of relief. As he walked towards the exit, he couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of Darwin, still thirstily searching for him. Rowley realized that even in the midst of chaos and confusion, there was always room for laughter and silly adventure. And so, Rowley's unintentional trip to Africa ended with a newfound appreciation for the unpredictable twist and turns of life. As for Darwin, he would have to quench his thirst another time, perhaps in a less convoluted manner.