The Funk Wash/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "The Funk Wash".
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(Poppy is seen driving the Dune Huggy while Lownote narrates her.)
Lownote: Sleek… powerful… And the highest rated all-purpose hug vehicle in its class. The Dune Huggy will make any driver say-
Poppy: Uh, Lownote, are you narrating me?
Lownote: (chuckles) Yeah, you caught me, baby. I can’t help it; that Dune Huggy is shining brighter than super fly supernova. Ooh. (He puts on light blue sunglasses.)
Poppy: I know! I just got it washed by… The Clean Team!
Lownote: Whoa-ho-ho-ho. And who, pray tell, is The Clean Team? (As we show Branch, Smidge, and Holly cleaning various vehicles, they sing Clean It Up.)
(Branch, Smidge, and Holly)
Clean it up
(Branch)
Yeah, we, yeah, we cleaning it up
And we’re having fun
(Branch, Smidge, and Holly)
Need a wash
(Branch)
Baby
Yeah, well drive on down
And we’ll get it done
(Branch, Smidge, and Holly)
Woo-hoo!
Get it squeaky, polish it up
Wanna see my reflection
Get a squeegee, give it a scrub
Getting shiny one by one
Clean it up, oh
We’re having fun, oh
Getting it done
Oh, oh, eh, oh, oh, oh
We clean it up, oh
Showin’ some love, oh
One by one
Oh, oh, eh, oh, oh, oh
We clean it up (Holly drops a sponge on Smidge’s head and a Caterbus comes out.)
Lownote: My, my. The Clean Team indeed. You know, I’ve been thinking the Funk Spaceship, Vibe Town, could use a good spic ‘n span. (The camera zooms out to show Vibe Town.)
Branch, Smidge, and Holly: Ooh!
Lownote: Ugh. But the Funk Tribe has never trusted anyone else with our sweet ride before. It’s our baby, baby.
Smidge: Oh, you can trust us, Lownote. Like our motto says…
Branch and Holly: (Holding up a piece of paper) “The only thing shinier than your vehicle will be the smile on your face from seeing a job well done by a very professional team…”
Lownote: Well, that’s reassuring. Though perhaps a bit long for-
Branch and Holly: “… by which we mean, we will clean said vehicle and return it to you in perfect condition… every time! Guaranteed! XOXO.”
Lownote: Well, that’s-
Branch and Holly: “The Clean Team!”
Lownote: Hm. Consider Lownote Jones convinced. (He takes out a key with a little discoball.) She’s all yours.
Smidge: Whoa. (She tries to take the key from Lownote, but it doesn’t move.) Huh?
Lownote: Would you look at that? It appears my subconscious is struggling to let go of the spaceship I hold so dear. Come on now, subconscious. Be cool, baby. (Smidge takes the key from him and he laughs.) Lownote Jones has control issues, baby.
Smidge: All right, team, we’ve never faced a vehicle like this before, but Lownote is trusting us. So let’s do this. (She laughs and starts spraying water. It doesn’t hit the spaceship and hits an invisible forcefield instead.)
Lownote’s Voice: Deflector shield activated.
Smidge: Huh? (The water sprays back at her. Holly is wiping the top of the spaceship.)
Lownote’s Voice: Defense mode engaged.
Holly: Huh? (A weapon pops up and she ends up riding it.) Yee-haw! (Branch is trying to spray some slime.)
Branch: Huh? (The slime dodges the spray.) What? (The slime shows a face.) Aah! (The slime swallows him and spits him out. Soon, the Vibe Town Spaceship is clean.) We did it! (He and Holly high-five.)
Both: Woo-hoo!
Smidge: No, wait… we missed a smudge. I can feel it. (She walks closer to Vibe Town.) There! (Branch and Holly gasp.) With a swipe of my finger, we are officially… (She accidentally scratches a piece off of the spaceship and gasps.)
Branch: Doomed!
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! We chipped the paint! What are we gonna do?!
Holly: Hm… Maybe we can buff it out? (Her hair forms a chainsaw and makes the broken piece bigger. Branch and Smidge gasp in horror.) Hm. I’m gon’ be straight with y’all. I may have made it way worse.
Smidge: We can’t give Vibe Town back like this! You heard what Lownote said, that ship’s their baby.
Branch: OK, uh, think, think. We could take the ship back to my bunker! I’ve fixed way worse stuff than this in my garage.
Smidge: Too risky! We’d have to move the ship through the village without the Funk Trolls seeing us. Hm… maybe we can re-paint it! (She takes out a camera and takes a picture of Vibe Town. Then they show it to Harper. She looks at her paint buckets.)
Harper: Sorry, guys. Looks like I’m all out of the color “Space Ship.”
Branch, Smidge, and Holly: Aw.
Harper: (Showing a bucket of light yellow paint) But this one’s pretty close. Hm. Feels like it still needs red. Very specific red. (Later, she is holding a big tomato and she squeezes some juice into the bucket.)
Branch, Smidge, and Holly: Hm… needs more… (More stuff is being thrown into the paint bucket. Even Cloud Guy throws in one of his socks. Next, Guy and Tiny Diamond show up.)
Tiny Diamond: (He farts glitter into the paint. Soon, The Clean Team looks at it.)
Holly: Well, the color looks right. But dang! Is paint supposed to do that? (We see that the paint is bubbling.)
Smidge: I don’t know, but what choice do we have?! (She takes some paint with her hair.) Ugh! (She walks over to the damaged spot, looks at Branch and Holly, and paints the damaged spot. The Clean Team looks at Vibe Town in amazement and cheer.)
Branch: Yeeeaaaah!
Holly: Wooooooo-hooooooo!
Smidge: Yaaaaaaay! (Soon, Lownote looks at the spaceship.)
Lownote: Well, now… Isn’t this a sight for cool eyes… It looks newer than new, babies! You really came through, Clean Team. I don’t know how we, the Funk Tribe, can ever thank you. 
Smidge: Honestly, Lownote, just seeing you satisfied with our work is all the thanks we… (Holly gasps and sees the painted spot going away.) … all the things we…
Branch, Smidge, and Holly: AAH!
Lownote: “All the things we ‘Aah!’”? Well… (laughs) … Lownote Jones is not familiar with that particular expression, but regardless, I would like to go round up all the Funk Trolls so they can take a good look at the work you’ve done.
Smidge: Uh… (She and Holly chuckles nervously.)
Lownote: See you shortly, babies! Very shortly. Ta-ta! (He leaves.)
Holly: (nervously) Yeah, can’t wait.
Smidge: Ta-ta… THERE IS A GIANT HOLE IN THE SHIP! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Holly: Maybe we can buff it out? (Branch and Smidge grumble.)
Branch: All right, guys. We only have one choice, get the ship to my bunker, make the repairs, and get back before the Funk Trolls return.
Holly: But how do we do all that without anybody noticin’?
Branch and Smidge: Hm. (Branch sneaks quietly from behind a rock and signals Holly. They sneak quietly and signal Vibe Town. They look from behind a big rock and go to a plant.)
Branch and Holly: Ah! (They hide because they see two Funk Trolls playing music from a radio while roller skating. They pass by and Branch and Holly continues sneaking.)
Branch: We’re gonna make it! We’re gonna make it!
Cooper: Hey, guys!
Branch and Holly: Aah! Cooper?
Cooper: Say… are you trying to sneak the Vibe Town Spaceship to Branch’s bunker to repair that gaping hole in its side?
Branch and Holly: Uh… (Inside the spaceship, Smidge is trying to stop herself from pressing a self-destruct button.) No…
Cooper: OK! You guys have a good one! (Branch, Smidge, and Holly sigh in relief.)
Smidge: (Fainting) Phew!
Branch: Holly, look! My bunker! (He and Holly gasp and spring toward his bunker.)
Holly: Ah!
Both: We made it! We made it! (They see Lownote and two male Funk Trolls ahead.)
Lownote: Right this way, Funk babies.
Branch and Holly: Aah! (They stop just in time.)
Lownote: You’re just gonna love what The Clean Team has done. (chuckles)
Smidge: Gah! Reverse, reverse! (The spaceship hits a tree.)
Lownote: Huh? (Smidge uses more controls, causing Vibe Town to bump into two trees. It falls to the ground, bounces, rolls across the bottom of another tree, and lands in a lake. Lownote and the two male Funk Trolls look at the wreckage.)
All: Oh! (A dizzy Smidge gets out of the Vibe Town Spaceship and gasps.)
Lownote: Uh… can somebody help Lownote Jones understand what just transpired? (Branch and Holly catch up with him and the two male Funk Trolls. Smidge covers the damaged spot with her hair, but it breaks even more.)
Smidge: Ugh… (She jumps off the spaceship.) Lownote… (sighs) We scratched your ship.
Branch and Holly: Yeah. (Lownote looks at Vibe Town.)
Smidge: And then we melted a gigantic hole in the side.
Branch and Holly: Yeah… (A purple male Techno Troll lands on the spaceship.)
Smidge: And then we sank it into the lagoon.
Branch and Holly: Yeah…
Smidge: We tried so hard to fix it because you trusted us. We didn’t want you to be disappointed.
Lownote: Well, Trolls, given the state of my ship, it’s easy to see why Lownote Jones would be disappointed. But then he’d have to be equally disappointed in himself.)
Branch, Smidge, and Holly: Huh?
Lownote: This? (laughs) This is nothin’. You should have seen the last time I tried to clean the Funk Ship. (We go to the past where he is trying to clean Vibe Town on a planet.)
Past Lownote: (chuckles nervously) Maybe we can buff it out? (The Funk Trolls grunt with annoyance and we go back to the present.)
Lownote: Sometimes, stuff happens. That’s life, baby. (He takes out a remote and presses it. Vibe Town floats out of the water and onto dry land. He uses the remote again to fix the holes.)
Branch and Holly: Whoa!
Smidge: Wow. We were worried there would be consequences for our mistake.
Lownote: Oh, there are consequences. (The Clean Team hug each other and whimper.) As penalty for what you’ve done… you Trolls must clean up that ship all over again… for free.
Smidge: Huh? Wait. Free? But our washes are always-
Lownote: Babies, I’m a Troll with access to limitless technological power! Do you really want me to make the consequences worse?
Branch, Smidge, and Holly: Uh…
Holly: Nope.
Branch: No, no, no.
Smidge: Free is good. (She laughs and her friends take out their cleaning equipment, cheer, and start cleaning the Vibe Town Spaceship again.)
Poppy: And that’s the story of how Lownote Jones helped The Clean Team wash the Vibe Town Spaceship and taught them the valuable lesson of-
Lownote: Um, Poppy, are you narrating us?
Poppy: (chuckles) Yeah, you caught me. (She puts on yellow sunglasses.) Baby.
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