Last Laugh

Dead and silent.
That is how I currently feel. Floating in a different place than where I should be. I could see, feel, and smell everything around me, I just couldn't touch it or move it. Lillie's beside me staring off into space, and Ray is on the other side on the floor. We watch as Starfright, Moonfright, Midnight Wolf, Nightbow Alexa, SweetRage, and Nightmare Wolf discuss how they should take over, and arguing what to do with the seventh continent. We never saw this coming. It was a normal day in- well, we weren't in Hell. Our group had pooled our money after a couple years to buy a house on Earth, where it is close, but far away enough so we can do... stuff... without neighbours calling the police. It comes in handy sometimes, since a couple of us (COUGH pretty much everyone minus Rage, Midnight, and Nightmare COUGH) still needed to go through a bit of school. So there we were, we were just hanging out in the backyard. Starfright had gone back inside since she heard the doorbell ring, and there was a box of donuts on the doorstep, with a note that just said "Enjoy :)." Starfright then had yelled about donuts, and everyone (except me, Lillie, and Ray cuz I had dropped something and I'm slow) ran inside, and by the time we got inside they had finished nomming all 12 donuts. Then they kinda just charged us... and...
That is where I draw a blank. I remember the feeling of the stabs, felt myself dying, then nothing. I glance over at myself again and shudder. I float over and look myself in the eyes. Looks like Starfright decided to gorge out my eyes. Sicko probably ate them. She has a weird thing with eyes and hearts were she'll take them out and eat them. It gets gross went blood starts to dribble all over her face and clothes - oops, getting distracted. Starfright actually probably just poked at them, I doubt she would just eat my eyes. My dead body is just slumped over. I try for probably the 20th time to force my spirt into my body. And for the 20th time, I just go right through. Lillie glances over, giving me an annoyed look. "You do realize that you've tried that over and over and it hasn't worked?" I sigh and give off a small laugh. "I know, it's just... I feel like we shouldn't be here. I mean, every time someone kills us, we come back after 30 minutes. It's been 2 hours." Across the room where the demons are talking, Starfright suddenly laughs. It's darker than I've ever recalled it being. Her laughs are unnerving, since she's a demon and all, but now it's just pure..
evil...
Ugh. I turn back to Lillie and Ray, and say angrily, "We gotta get OUT of here. Do ya know what happens to sprits who don't pass into the afterlife? They turn dark. They become super evil." "Yeah, I know." Ray sighs. "I've had a few spirts who were my friends. They stayed because they didn't want to leave me behind. One of them cracked my phone. Completely trashed it. Every time I tried to get people to fix it, it broke again by the time I was home." Another sigh. I don't want to be evil, I'm a good-bad person. Wait. I turn my head and float over to Starfright. What is she saying? "Haha, do you wanna know how I managed to kill them forever? There's this scythe, it's so powerful that the ancient people who created it sealed it away. But I tracked it down and now they're dead!!" More laughter from all of them. God, even Moonlight sounds unnaturally dark. At the same time, her head keeps jerking and twitching, and she's shaking. Weird.
My breathing slows, then stops completely. Cool trick that ghosts can do. Figured that out within the first couple times I died. I turn to my friends, who are as shocked as me. I look at my dead body, I feel like an entity of rage ready to be released. I grab my VoidShard sword on my "dead" back, and pull. A ghostly version of my sword comes. My eyes widen, and I'm sure my friend's eyes widen too. I turn around, shocked, and quietly say, "Get every single sword or weapon you had on you. Every. Single. One." They don't move, probably frozen with shock. We had tried to touch anything before, and now it just randomly works?? "Now!" I yell, snapping them out of it. "Quickly! Before they break them!!" I've gone on assassination missions with them before. They usually break the weapons after, or sell them. I don't know why they break them after, wouldn't it be easier and quicker to break them first? I snatch a dagger. I normally don't carry many weapons with me at home. I glance over at Ray, who is grabbing his bow and arrows while Lillie grabbed her sword and dagger.
"Now what?" Ray asked. "Yeah, it's not like we can fight them." Lillie noted. I look at Ray, then Lillie. "Well. We're going to have to find some people, preferably people with a brewing stand and basic knowledge about brewing stands." "Uhh, why?" Ray and Lillie said together. "First of all, JINX!" I jokingly yelled at them. Even in death, my strange humour can't be stopped. "Second, we may not be able to brew a Revival Potion, due to our inability to interact with objects, but alive people can." Lillie seems confused. "Um, remember? We're wanted in most places?" "AND we barely know anyone else?" Ray put in. True. Downside of being a demon/friend of demons: no one really wants to be your friend.
I sigh nervously, and say, "Weeeell, I got an option, but the thing is, it's very possible that no one will help..." Lillie and Ray look at each other, and say at the same time, "Well, we're got nothing to lose, since we're y'know.. dead." I stop making eye contact and say nervously, "Well... there's a couple people that could possibly help, but the only people who don't exactly know us are-" "Please don't suggest what I think you are suggesting..." Lillie muttered. "You know SweetPsycho... she may joke around but this is serious." Ray sighed. Lillie snapped her head towards Ray. "She jokes around in any situation! SweetPsycho literally LAUGHED what someone got injured!" I poke Lillie in the shoulder. "I ain't kidding." Lillie mumbles something, probably curse words.
"I'm holding onto this small scrap of hope - it's literally the size of my brain, which contains 3 braincells, so tiny - so I hope that we can find someone, ANYONE, that'll help. Besides, as you said Lillie, we have nothing to lose." Lillie glances at Ray, then at the pastas yelling what to do about the seventh continent because there's 6 of them and seven continents, and Moonfright saying "Why can't we just destroy the entire thing!? IT WOULD BE EASY!" and Midnight Wolf screeching "WE CAN'T DO THAT! WE ARE LOSING PEOPLE TO RULE OVER!!" 
Starfright angrily cuts in, "SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU! NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION! WE CAN JUST FORCE EVERYONE THERE TO SPREAD ACROSS THE REST OF THE WORLD!!" Ray does the same, but glances at Lillie and me. "Let's do it." Ray finally says quietly. Lillie nods, "You're right. Plus, I bet no one will ignore us." I nod back and roll my eyes. "Rather hard to ignore dead people messing up your house, right?" I laugh a bit, Lillie just looking away. Ray spoke up.
"Let's go. We got some possible friends to find."
(so uh, first series. should this be a series..? oh wait, this is a cliffhanger, so y'know what? This'll be a series.)
Bai~ till next time. (and when I find people to include ._.)
Part 2: Last Laugh 2: Finding Friends
NOTE PART 2: Well. This was cringe. I have time and boredom besides Inktober so Ima just try to slowly edit the rest of the series, and Our Final Stand so I can sleep at night without my Anxiety piping up saying "Hey... remember that really CRINGY series you wrote??" and then following up with "Yeah... that was super cringe. Here's why-" and then proceeding to list everything that was cringy. I could just stay up until 3 AM when I can sleep and I don't care anymore, but that's not good.
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