The HHW Coffee Shop Story

Its a Tuesday Morning at a Coffee Shop on Lexington Avenue in some time 2018. 6 HHW members are there; Hype, SM,Bob, Blue, Roy and Lucarius. The following is diologue, journal entries, and thoughts of what happened. At the end, Jake Tapper tells the news.
Diologue piece 1:
(In the coffee shop)
Lucarius: Bob don't run for president.
Bob: Im not going too.
SM: Kden.
Blue: So who is showing up today.
Bob: I think Doug is running a little late, but other than that Will, Giedrus, Cooper, Money, Gary, Garfield, Chap, Harvey, Monsoon, Farm and Mario.
SM: Kden.
SM: Remember kids, those users are all kids.
Hype: I am better than you in every way.
Roy - Journal Entry 1:
I swear to god it was a normal conversation until Harvey came in, and did that. Why. Just why did he have to touch that door.
Harvey - Thoughts 1:
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNTSSS! MINYTY MINTY I... Mints!
Money - Thoughts 1:
This is going to be the most normal day as drive in this car even though I could walk I still drive. Must have parking space.
Lucarius - Thoughts 1:
That car that got its door pulled off looks a lot like Money's car.
Diologue piece 2:
(Cooper, Garf and Gary are walking to the Coffee Shop)
Cooper: SM just sent me a text saying dont come.
Garfield: Let's go.
Cooper: Kden.
Gary: Gary?
Cooper: Gary Pls.
Garfield: Kek.
Roy - Journal Entry 2:
They shouldn't have come and see Harvey and Money took off their doors and started chanting "WE WANT MINTS". It was awful what crowds joined.
Blue - Journal Entry 1: 
Lol they got 1,500 people to show up. It was kekky and kekir.
Lucarius - Thoughts 1:
Im glad SM, Bob and I got out of here, wait, oh no, SM IS SICK.
Will - Diary entry 1:
Im glad I headed SM's advice.
Chap - Thoughts 1:
Kek I got kicked out of Macdonal's again imma steal their door and come to harvey and join the protest.
Diologue piece 3:
(Giedrus, Mario, Monsoon and Farm are walking to the coffee shop)
Giedrus: It seems loud over there.
Farm: Sure does.
Monsoon: Woah guys look is that Harvey, James and Gary and like a thousand other people chanting "WE WANT MINTS".
Giedrus: Oh my god.
Mario: WEEEEEE!
Farm: Mario no!
Giedrus - Thoughts 1:
Im glad Farm and I are going home, but why did Mario and Monsoon join?
Roy - Journal entry 3:
I watched in awe of what happened, along with Blue and Hype.
Diologue piece 4:
(Coffee Shop)
Harvey and others: WEEE WANT MINTS!
Roy: What the H*** is happening!
Blue: Roy pls, its beautiful.
Hype: If thats what you think, Blue.
Money - Thoughts 1:
Why am I doing this, just to suffer.
(One hour later)
Diologue piece 5:
(Coffee Shop)
Blue: Oh my god, its the national guard!
Roy: Harvey, Money, and Gary are definitely getting arrested)
Bob - Journal Entry 1:
SM got sick after a potato fell on his mouth. Me and Lucarius took him home and then went home to watch the news.
CNN Live news report:
Jake Tapper: Today was a weird day for a coffee shop on Lexington Ave. It was a normal day, until a man by the name of Harvey came, stole the door, and began to hold it shouting "We want Mints". He was apparently high. Then, someone of the name Money showed up, took a door off his car, and did the same. Later, thousands did the same, including people who go by the name Chap, Monsoon, Mario, and Gary. It was eventful. 
Rara - Thoughts 1:
All according to my plans!