Deadpool Poetry

Oh, hello there. How’d I get my own movie?
Fox got a brain after they butchered me in Wolverine!
Don’t bring your kids, my movie’s profane.
It’s a Hot Pocket full of words they shouldn’t say!
Spider-Man’s eyes and a healing factor,
Francis’ head is what I’m after!
I brandish my katanas in my ladybug pajamas,
Then I vanish to Canada where I’ll munch on chimichangas!
Wade the Wisecrack, I’m Captain Deadpool!
My guns say “BANG BANG” when shooting through these fools!
Gonna stop Ajax from slaving these mutants he’s creating,
And leave my enemies shaking while I’m fourth wall breaking!