Fantendo Smash Bros. Shattered/Climber Chats

=Starter Characters=
==Unten==
*: Wow! Is that who I think it is?
*: Yep, that's Unten alright.
*: He's the mascot of Fantendo.
*: If he's not in a Fantendo Smash Bros. game, there's something wrong with it.
*: There's also something wrong with a game if they have you in it!
*: Put a sock in it, Condor!
*: Anyway, Unten can mainly use electrical projectiles. He also has access to gas bombs!
*: Ewww... Why would he use that?
*: No, ACTUAL gas bombs.
*: Well, is he speedy, powerful...
*: Actually, he's quite balenced.
*: Well, just get out there and do your best!
*: And after you do that, actually do good!
*: Condor you're unbearable sometimes!
*: Like that joke hasn't been told before.
==PalmMan==
*: Hey doesn't he sorta look like...
*: MEGA MAN!
*: Yep, he's very similar in design to Mega Man. He's PalmMan.
*: So what, does he attack with his hands? Hahahaha...
*: Where do you get these jokes
*: A joke book
*: Burn it! Burn it fire!
*: Freeze it! Freeze it with ice!
*: Fight it! Let's get back to the fight!
*: Hehe, got carried away there! He has leaves on his head called Palm Fronds. As the fight goes, on, they fall off.
*: And if they all fall off?
*: He explodes!
*: Quick, find some Palm Fronds to give to you all!
*: Anyway, he has a sticky napalm. It works like the gooey bomb. It upgrades if he is very succesful.
*: Man, this guy knows his way around explosives!
*: Explode it! Explode it with bombs!
==Leah Needlenam==
*: Hey, that lady over there has a needle finger!
*: I don't know if you can call her "a lady".
*: That's Leah Needlenam. She works at her hospital during the day.
*: So if we loose the fight, we can go there!
*: Actually, it's considered the worst hospital ever!
*: Then they can come to my hospital instead!
*:... Second worst...
*: She uses a bunch stuff from her hospital to attack, such as needles and other surgical tools.
*: She also has really strange attacks, like sending chunks of her flesh at you.
*: What the?
*: Oh I forgot to mention. This doesn't factor the fight, but she curses a lot.
*: Like this? Lolo, you are a little-
*: WOW! LANGUAGE!
*: Between being horrible at surgery, using equipment as weapons, leaving so she can battle, and using bad language, does she even have a license to work at a hospital?
==Reptflux==
*: Um, that red thing over there is freaking me out, man!
*: That's Reptflux! He's the strongest thing in the universe!
*: So we have the strongest, AND the weakest fighters!
*: Shut up, Condor! Anyway, don't worry. It's just a smaller, less OP copy!
*: Phew! That's a relief! Although he still seems pretty big to me!
*: Well, he's big and powerful, he has a big hitbox, too! His eye is his weak spot, so try using Dark Beam midair.
*: Got it!
*: He even transforms into a spider every once in a while!
*: EEK! A SPIDER?!
*: She's had a fear of spiders since she was two!
*: He seems to be made up of pure energy!
*: Hey, wanna see my shadow puppet, Lala?
*: Ok!
*: *snickers* Here it is! *makes spider shadow puppet*
*: *faints*
==3.14==
*: 3.14
*: 41.3
*: 14.3
*: 4.13
*: 34.1
*: 43.1
*: 31.4
*: 13.4
*: 41.3
*: Lala said that one already!
*: Fuck!
*: Language!
*: Leah tought me that!
*: THE FIGHT?!?!?!
*: In a sec, I need to find a new combo.
*: Anyway, as astablished before, many, many times, this is 3.14! He likes to throw pies. They may seem delicious, but hurt a lot!
*: Ewww! I hate pie!
*: How do you hate pie!?!?! Also, he can use math to fight.
*: Yippee.
*: Oh, I got one!
*: 1.34
*: God dammit!
*: This phase will ware off, right?
==Reese==
*: Hey, who's she?
*: Actually, I think Reese's a boy.
*: Actually, Reese is a boy!
*: Whatever! I'm still gonna call Reese a girl.
*: So, what are his attacks?
*: He can use limited phsyic attacks to, well, attack you.
*: He can also pull objects from parallel timelines and send them at you.
*: He can even store items and pull them out for later.
*: He's also responsible for the fracture! So he teamed up with other good guys to stop the shattering!
*: You guys are responsible for the shattering. Of the mirror!
*: BURN!
*: Hey, what are you doing here?
*: I dunno.
*: Oh great! Another pest!
*: Oh, hey Popo! Long time no see! It seems you haven't changed a bit, sadly.
*: GRRRRRR!
*: Alright, let's end this before someone gets hurt!
*: ... This is a fighting game, Lala.
==PAIN-T==
*: Wow, it's... uhhh...
*: Hmm... I have no info on this fighter!
*: This is PAIN-T..
*: Why don't I have info on this fighter?
*: Because she is one of the Wasteland Warriors.
*: Hey, I know of two other Wasteland Warriors! Lolo, and Lala.
*: Ha ha ha. Very funny Topi.
*: What I don't get is why I don't know about this fighter and you do?
*: Because I'm the leader.
*: Are you here to help us or brag about how you know about her and we don't?
*: I was actually sent to inform you. Her main element is paint, as her name implies. Condor, you choose an example...
*: I choose... Nana!
*: Wait, anyone other then me! Please! *Splat!*
*: Ugh! I hate yellow! I'll have my revenge! *Splat!*
*: GAH! PINK!
*: PAINT FIGHT!
*SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
*: As fun as that was, don't you think it got a little out of hand?
*:...
*: I've heard he doesn't talk to much. This was very rare for him! I guess we're out of luck!
*: Actually, I learned more about her! She can make paint puddles and use Canvas weapons to create weak weapons.
*: How come she creates weak weapons?
*: Probably because, for some reason, she wants to copy you two!
*: Shut up, Condor!
*: I feel like I haven't talked this entire time! So... sup?
*: I feel like I forgot we had something to do, but we aren't doing it.
*: Fighting?
*: No... that isn't it.
==Palutena==
*: Is this Palutena?
*: Yes, I am Palutena!
*: Hey, how did you get in here?
*: Umm... I'm a goddess!
*: Hey, I exsist!
*: Did you hear something?
*: Oh, that was Pit. I try to tune him out.
*: Hey, who's the deformed dragon?
*: Hey!
*: I was talking to Pit!
*: HEY!
*: So... I guess this is knda akward...
*: Yeah, I was gonna tell Lolo and Lala about you're weakness'
*: I was gonna do the same. I guess this is akward...
*: I can point out you're weakness'
*: Oh, thanks!
*: You're weak, annoying, slow, bossy, and rude.
*: But, Lady Palutena isn't any of those things! Except maybe the bossy part.
*: Oh, I was talking about Lolo & Lala!
==White==
*: White! What an original name!
*: Like you're one to speak.
*: Fair enough.
*: This is, well, White. He's a Popopo that has a Boom Stick.
*: It can be used to send orbs of light!
*: And we can send out orbs of darkness!
*: Not succesfully, but you can.
*: Was that supposed to be an insult?!
*: I'd come up with a better one, but I'm *ACHOO!* sick...
*: Back to the opponent, White has a jetpack and a crystal staff.
*: You know, if a little white puffball could do all of this, why can't you guys even win one match?
*: Anything else we need to know about White?
*: All I can think of doesn't really help you in battle. 
*: What's that.
*: Actually, two! One, his skin color is darker than his name implies. And two, HIS FACE IS SO DERPY!!!!! OHHHHH!!!!!
*: *sigh* Didn't the creator get enough of that in the comments?
==Rachel==
==Trip==
==Ella Metals==
==Strafe==
==Red==
==Danjixrus==
==Zerita==
==Leila Metals==
==John Mogwai==
==Scarlet==
==Riddle==
==Volt==
==Mioda==
==Mika Sho==
==Koloro==
==Teardrop==
==Hama==
==Mr. Chill==
==Light==
==Jerrix Cruiser==
==Aingeru==
==Iron Mask==
==Hein==
==Scyplo==
==Micool the Master==
==Sketch==
==Fera==
==Abba==
==Smile==
==Data==
==Bowie==
==Wheelzen==
==Mylan Starlight==
==Elfain==
==Jane==
==Jake==
==Rubber==
==Hooves==
==Henry the Moose==
==Speedy==
==Fandro==
==Bob the Blob==
==YonenBooe==
==Autores==
==Pesh==
==Gorge==
==Dream Boy==
==Alyssa Wenn==
==Giselle Zaman==
==Flip & Cobby==
==Roxanne D'Urre==
==Anna Biscuit==
==Spikebot==
==ScratchKat==
==Guppy the Shark==
==Sixty Four==
==Lily==
==Hexa==
==S==
==Pinti==
=Unlockable Characters=
==Reese II==
==Sia==
==X-Ray==
==Beth Operatino==
==Guaptain==
==Dark Strafe==
*: I can relate to this guy!
*:Sucks for him!
*: Huh?
*: I mean, who would wanna relate to you?
*: Good one, Condor!
*: Hey, where's everyone else?
*: I don't know! I guess you're stuck with us!
*: Hold on a second. (Bends down on knees) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*: Anymore?
*: Yes! OOOOOOOO! I'm done now!
*: How will we learn about this fighter without the other three here?!?!
*: Sounds like you guys need a subsitute for General!
*: Bobo!?
*: I'm here, too!
*: So, you guys are here to help us learn about this foe?
*: Yep! This is Dark Strafe! He can use similar moves to Strafe, but-
*:-they look much more bad-
*: You know the rules! No bad words!
*: He also has dark spirit attacks-
*:-like Dark Stab & Dark Teleport! Dark is sorta the new cool!
*: If Dark is the new cool, then why are Lolo and Lala the Dark Climbers? I mean, they're not cool! If they are, then that's a world I don't wanna live in! It's a twisted world!
==Doomulus Grime==
==Orithiel==
==Abaddon==
==Happy Face==
==Shy Guy Yellow==
==Heart==
==Plague Master==
==Mr. Sew'n==
==Dr. Norman Gai==
==Corshama==
==Goblin Magician==
==Goblin Defender==
==Goblin Swordsman==
==The End==
==Dark Climbers==
==The Apprentice==
==Oshtyo==
==Thorn==
==Sinless Devil==
==Little P==
==Boberius==
==Blackwood==
==Johnathon Hades==
==Wozz==
==Jim of the Floating Isles==
==JIM==
==Purple==
==Ono==
==PAIN-T 2.0==
==Boare==
==Tilly==
==Zoey Pepperment==
==DragonMan==
==MineMan==
==The Fan==
==The Enemy==
==White Goddess==
==Black God==
==Vokkskar==
==Master Binary==
==Lily Lexan==
==PIKA==
==Aurora==
==Eric Four==
==Ignotus==
==Dare==
==Jirea==
==Sunnyscythe==
==Mr. ?==
=DLC Characters=
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