Kendall Grove

"If I could die and picture heaven, it would be in a cage." - Kendall Grove introducing himself on the first episode of TUF Season Three.
"First night in the house... I had a few.. six, seven, eight nine.. shots. Beers..." - Kendall on the first night in the house.
"How come this guy's laughing? He didn't hear one bit." - Kendall joking about Hamill laughing at the Bisping-Ross blocked toilet argument.
"We came together as real good friends." - Kendall talking about Solomon Hutcherson on the third episode. "Me and him are Team Dagger."
"Team Dagger's objective for this whole competition is for me and my compadre to get to the final." - Grove talking about his dubious alliance with Solomon Hutcherson.
"I think their relationship is.. hatred. They hate each other." - Kendall Grove on Tito and Ken.
"I'm gonna take him down and elbow the fuck out of his face." - Kendall on Ross Pointon.
"Yes, I want to shut him up, because he got me saying that 'you know what I mean?' It's gonna be nice and peaceful when he's gone." - Kendall on Ross.
"Ross is a brawler. If I try to stand with Ross, I'm gonna get knocked the fuck out." - Kendall on Ross.
"I think Ross is gonna panic if I put him on his back, and I'm gonna put him on his back and.. beat the shit out of him." - Kendall on Ross.
"Ross, prepare for an ass-whoopin'. You know what I mean?' - Kendall in an epic piece of shit-talk.
"She's doing good. She's growing. She's 2 months now and is 2 feet. Yeah, she's getting bigger every day and she is a blessing from God." - Kendall on his daughter Khloe born shortly after his fight with Evan Tanner.
"Yeah, he texted me Evan was missing and could be deceased. I thought…I was like…I had just woke up and I was like, "What the fuck?" Sure enough, he hit me back and was like, "Yeah, I talked to Evan's brother and they found Evan Tanner's body. His bike broke down and he tried to walk back to civilization and he died." I actually just sat down and started crying for a little while because you feel for the guy. He wasn't a dick. He did his own thing and was living his life and it just sucks to see a great, great competitor and a great champion leave so early. It's always the good guys that get taken early; never the cock suckers. I feel for him and my heart goes out to his family because nobody wants to see that happen to anyone man. It's like "Biggie" said in his interview; it ain't no coming back from that. It sucks!" - Kendall on Evan Tanner's death.