A Blockey Encounter

By BGB64
==Characters==
===Plants===
*Sunflower
*Peashooter
*Snow Pea
*Tall-nut
*Plantern
*Cattail
*Potato Mine
===Zombies===
*Normal Zombie
*Pole Vaulting Zombie
*Cone Zombie
*Bucket Zombie
===Minecraft Mobs===
*Steve
*Herobrine
*Bitey the Wolf
*Scratchy the Ocelot
*Moocow
*Megawolf (Cameo)
*Miss Bloom (Cameo)
==Scenes==
===Normal===
*Unnamed Plant Reasearch Facility (In the future becomes Bloom and Doom Seeds co.)
*The Portal
===Minecraft===
*The Portal
*Steve's Castle
*Steve's Village
==Story==
So far 22 plants have been made in the UPRF. All the workers have left and 7 plants are trying to break out.
Peashooter: Ok, sunflower, try to hold all your sun in and then spit it all out at once to overload the anti-sun cage.
Sunflower: Okay! *deep breath*
Cattail: What about me?
Peashooter: You'll get your turn of doing stuff later. Potato mine, you armed yet?
Potato Mine: Nope, still digging!
Snow Pea: Ok sunflower you should have enough now.
Sunflower spits out a mega sun with a 250 sun value, melting the cage and then unlocks all the other cages.
Sunflower: Now what?
Plantern: Someone suck up all that sun! I'm *cough* running  out *cough* of *cough* darkness *cough* to eat.
All the plants except plantern and sunflower sucked up some of the sun.
Plantern: That's better.
Potato Mine: I'm armed and ready now!
Snow Pea: Let's go!
Sunflower: Wait. there's security cameras outside!
Peashooter: Already taken care of.
Potato Mine: What about the zombies?
Peashooter: Easy. Me, snow pea and cattail will shoot 'em.
Cattail: Finally! Something for me to do.
Snow Pea: Then let's go!
Cattail: Yeah: Peashooter, you got that glass cutting laser?
Peashooter: Of corse!
All the plants go out through the hole in the window.
Zombie: Brainz
Snow Pea: They're obviously too stupid to realise there aren't any brains here.
Potato Mine: So they're still gonna attack us!
Sunflower: Guys, start shooting!
Cattail: Hey.
Sunflower: *sigh* Guys and girl.
Cattail: That's better.
Peashooter, snow pea, and cattail start shooting at the zombies.
Peashooter: This is easy.
Potato Mine: Uh oh. A huge wave's coming.
Snow Pea: Oh well. They're just gettin' crushed by that magma rock thing.
Potato Mine: Wait a minute is that a-
Portal: *minecraft portal noises*
Peashooter: Yup.
Cattail: Let's go through it!
Peashooter: Cattail wai-
Cattail goes through the portal
Sunflower: *sigh* now we have to go in there after her.
Peashooter: I was about to say that!
Potato Mine:Let's stop arguing and go! Wait, where's tall-nut and plantern?
Tall-nut: Hi! We just got held back by a zombie. But we pushed it into the incinerator.
Plantern: Let's go through the portal now!
All the plants go through the portal to find cattail.
Tall-nut: Why is this universe made of cubes?
Plantern: How should I know:
Steve: What sort of non-cubic creatures are you?
Peashooter: Hi, we're plants from an alternate universe made to kill zombies. Our friend came through this portal. Have you seen her?
Steve: Has a pink hat, goes in water, throws spikes?
Peashooter: Yeah. do you know where she is?
Steve: Herobrine captured her.
Tall-nut: Herobrine?
Steve: He's an evil creepy guy who was supposed to be killed but isn't.
Herobrine: ?sdneirf elttil emos evah uoy evetS oS
Steve: He also talks backwards. What he said was: So Steve, you have some little friends?
Plantern: Creepy.
Bitey the Wolf: Woof!
Steve: It's getting dark. You can come and stay in my castle.
Sunflower: Yay!
Snow Pea: Castle?
Steve: Yeah. But I am not responsible if any of you get taken by herobrine.
Tall-nut: Ok, but...
Plantern: Oh come on what's the worst that could happen?
All the plants follow Steve to his castle.
Later that night...
Someone: Hel-!
Steve: Someone got taken!
Steve goes into the main hall, where some of the plants are waiting
Snow Pea: Peashooter's gone!
All the torches burn out simultaneosly (Including plantern) and lightning strikes
Tall-nut: Who's gone now?
Steve: Sunflower is.
Herobrine: !em taefed reven ll'ouY
All the torches burn out simultaneosly (Including plantern) and lightning strikes again
Tall-nut: We better do something fast!
Steve: I know! We need to get the glowstone peiece from the hiding place! It glows and cannot be turned out!
Herobrine: ?yllaeR
The torches and lightning happen again and another plant goes
Plantern: Now we only have me, tall-nut, and potato mine!
Steve: Almost got the glowstone...
The room blacks out again and another gets taken
Steve: Got It!
Steve picks up the glowstone and holds it up, illuminating the room.
Plantern: Well, Potato Mine, it's just me, you, and Steve now.
Potato Mine: Now that we got the glowstone, let's go kill herobrine!
Steve: He stays in dark when kidnapping people, but otherwise he doesn't care. We need Enchanted weapons to kill him.
Herobrine: ?taht od nac uoy kniht yllaer uoy oD
Steve: First let's go get the animals.
Bitey the Wolf: Woof!
They get the animals out of their pen and bring them with them
Steve: Now let's go.
Plantern: Where?
Steve: My village, duh.
Steve, the 3 plants, Bitey, and Scratchy go to the village.
Steve: So, blacksmith, what weapons and armor do you have.
Blacksmith: Well, ...we have lots. Come inside and see.
Steve: I'll take that one. (Pointing at a heavily enchanted diamond sword)
Blacksmith: That'll be 9,999,999,999 emeralds. And another 1 emerald for the...sword holder thingy.
Steve: *sigh* here. (Gives 10,000,000,000 emeralds to the blacksmith)
Blacksmith: Any armor you want here?
Steve: The feather falling ten re-
Blacksmith: You mean this one? (Pointing at enchanted diamond boots)
Steve: Yeah.
Blacksmith: Another 10,000,000,000 emeralds. Per boot.
Potato Mine (muttering): These prices are worse than Crazy Dave's.
Steve (whispering): I don't know Crazy Dave but I agree. Insane prices.
Steve: Fine! Take them! (Throws 10,000,000,000 emeralds at the blacksmith)
Blacksmith: Hey!
30 minutes later...
Steve: There. Full armor, bow and arrows, and sword. What armor do you guys want?
Plantern: I don't think armor would fit us.
Tall-nut: Except maybe helmets.
Steve: Ok blacksmith these three helmets.
Blacksmith: 3,333,333,333.3333-
Steve: We get it. A third of a billion for each one. Heres your money.
Scratchy (mad): Meow!
Steve: Fine, you two can have armor too.
Bitey (happy): Woof!
Plantern: Oh look a cow!
Random Cow (confused): Moooo?
Plantern: Yes you. I shall name you Moocow!!!!
Lightning Strikes.
Potato Mine: Wha-
Megawolf: By naming your cow Moocow, you made Herobrine's head explode!
Herobrine (not backwards): A- o- i- bu- n- s- w- no- no- Fuu-
Herobrine's head explodes
Megawolf: Fun?
Cattail: Hi!
Peashooter: We're back!
Steve: Er, blacksmith, can we get a refund?
Blacksmith: You know the refund policy. NO REFUNDS.
Megawolf: Oh yeah:
Megawolf opens the portal back to the real world and all the plants jump through.
Moocow (alarmed): Mooo!
Moocow jumps through the portal and the portal closes.
Meanwhile, in the real world...
Miss Bloom: We've finished pack one, except those escaped pla- Here they are now!
The End. See here for the second story.
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