S06E06 - Cumming and Going

This episode concludes "I Really Really (Really Really Really) Like You" by Potterotic teenage_hustler.
The Golden Threesome announce that they will be taking a sabbatical for a few weeks.
== Episode Summary ==
Not only are Pansy and Ron both satisfied now, so is the house. But what does the future hold now that the door is unlocked. Have Pansy and Ron unlocked a future of happiness as well?
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Parody: "We Just Can't Wait for them to Bone" cover of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from Lion King
* Gingervitis: when a redhead makes you so sexually frustrated that you brush your teeth so hard it makes your gums bleed.
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Danny could be a character on Designing Women
* Despite what the threesome think, lip biting is totally normal. The Potterotics have spoken!
* Pansy's voice drops to a lower register when she's turned on.
* Lyndsay imagines Ron giving Pansy butterfly kisses (eyelash stroking)
* (A:) Semi-erect? (D:) Well, it's a lotta cock to get erect.
* Both Danny and Allie doing the voices is such a treat.
* Danny accidentally says "Let out a load" instead of "Let out a loud" and the hosts joke that Pansy must be a squirter too.
* Side effects of wizard sex: losing focus, squirting, and seeing stars.
* Danny jokes that what if there was sounds when you came (e.g. *bring* of a phone or Gilbert Gottfried saying "hello")
* Pansy is being azka-passive aggressive
* Ron pulls a Love Actually and is standing on Pansy's front step.
** "I love pasta bake, but I love you more." ~ Allie, in Ron's voice.
* "...before silencing him...with Avada Kedavra." ~ Danny improvs a surprise twist ending.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Loins are a-blaze zabini
Danny: Up
* Sex was hot, Ron was great in bed, distinct lack of Harry and Ron was doing fine.
Lyndsay: Up
* Love the RomCom ending where he shows up at her door.
* Wished there was a Pansy Weasley Christmas appearance - a sequel?
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Paige and Mackenzie earn the jealousy of many a Potterotic that they got to meet with The Golden Threesome and other Potterotics at the Chicago meet-up.
* Paige is the first recipient of Jason, the Travelling Cock in the Roosterhood of the Travelling Cock.
* Amber's drunk divination is read at the beginning of the episode, and Lacey's is read at the end.
* Paige and Sigrid's collaboration of a cover of Mulan's "I'll Make a Man Out of You" is played at the end of the episode.
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