Epic Rap Battle Parodies 39

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The 39th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features bodybuilder actor, David Hasselhoff, rapping against fitness personality Richard Simmons. It was released April 4th, 2014.
==Cast==
Mat4yo as David Hasselhoff
Ivo Hora as Richard Simmons
Zander Kanack as Bartender
Justin Buckner as Excersize Man
Matthew as Excersize Man
Frenzy as Excersice Man
==Lyrics==
===David Hasselhoff:===
The Hoff is coming in to make this pansy boy drop flat,
On his ass, I'll swim to victory at last! 
You don't know physical fitness, the only thing here to witness,
Is a bendy curvey bitch doing aerobics with his disco stick!
You're getting old, I can see your FUPA through those shorts!
You athletic abortion, thank the Lord you don't play sports!
I'll keep watching my beaches, you stick to Sweatin' with the Oldies,
Shove your tapes up your ass, video my body glowing!
===Richard Simmons:===
Judging by all your wives, how can your surfboard stand?
Your career is as trash as your failed garage band!
Your bathing suit's so tight, I don't want to see what's in there!
Just know I rap harder than your nipples in the winter!
Your muscles keep on flexing while I'm running so majestic,
I've had a damn successful life, Davy, so just respect it!
I'll leave you Hoffing without Hassle, you can't do anything to me!
Your career went down the drain into the Spongebob Movie!
===David Hasselhoff:===
I'm a sex machine, I mean, I have two gorgeous daughters,
You're a seventy year old virgin dressed in glitter knickerbockers!
I'm the best hunk driving talking cars you've never seen,
The only way I'd let you KISS me was if your name was Gene!
You ain't rich, you're like the poorest orphan from outer space,
A flamboyant pasty face, less know than HoffSpace!
I'm saving lives, rocking speedos! You're a weirdo, I'm a boss,
You're just the gay, skinny, dancing version of Bob Ross!
===Richard Simmons:===
Work it, work it! Feel the burn of my disses!
Quit showing off your pecs, and listen to how I spit this!
I'm selling VHS by the dozens, your fans leave you abandoned,
You're a lunatic lifeguard, find a beach that isn't stranded!
You better Baywatch yourself, I'm spitting more than you can chew,
The only action you had was a sponge riding you!
It's curtains for you, Hasselballs, it's time we all cheer!
Now twist, turn, stretch, and get the fuck outta here!
<poll>
Who Won?
David Hasselhoff
Richard Simmons
</poll>
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