Power Level

Power Levels in The Egotist Show were first brought up in passing during the episode Frollo Reviews Momo, when Gaston measures Hitler's power level as being over 9000. Throughout the series, there have been a few ways to read the power level of characters, be it using devices or an innate ability, like Marco Antonio Regil's "Marvel of the Human Mind" ability. Only a few characters have been given exact power levels in the series so far are an overused and deflated Dragon Ball Z meme that the toddlers on this wiki take way too seriously and use to signify a character's strength in this mindless crossover, thinking it means something, but truth be told; nobody cares.
==Background==
Power Levels as they are used in the show are based on the concept from the anime/manga series Dragon Ball Z. Characters have their own power levels that designate their strengths; however, similar to the show where the idea was adopted from, this does not make one character superior to another during a fight All you need to know is that Power Levels designate character strengths, but none of this is balanced in the slightest because you're watching a YouTube Poop series, and not a high-quality production.
Different techniques and power-boosting abilities have been demonstrated that allow characters to match other fighters that would normally seem out of their league. The mindset of the characters is key too. Stupidity, clumsiness, and/or overconfidence have caused powerful people to lose battles they otherwise would've won, while feelings like love and/or camaraderie have caused weak people to win battles they otherwise would've lost And attacks exist that can make all these Power Levels irrelevant and pointless too, so why did you kids waste your time making this article?
==Power Scouting==
There have been a few ways of detecting power levels throughout the series. The first instance of a character's power being scouted was during Frollo Reviews Momo. Gaston used a scouter from the aforementioned Dragon Ball Z. He scouted Hitler's power level to find that it was over 9000. (Yaaaaawn, who cares?)
Marco Antonio Regil can use his "Marvel of the Human Mind" to detect someone's power level. He has used this ability twice, once in Frollo Consults a Psychic and again in Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker. In the former episode he read the power levels of Corset and Hades, which were 7000 and 8000, respectively. In the latter episode Marco used the ability to scout Tommy WiTux's (Tommy Wiseau's powered up form) power to be 11500. (Power Levels don't even matter anymore, man)
In Frollo Consults a Psychic, Achmed Frollo was shown to have a scouter app on his phone that can scan people (showing their power levels). The app showed that Marco Antonio Regil had a power level of 12630, that Quintus Lentulus Tourettus has a power level of 13010, and that Scanty has a power level of 9669. ("This character's Power Level is this variable! And this one is this variable!" And hearing this over and over will make me blow my brains out!)
==Power Levels in the Mindless Crossover Series==
Although the characters power levels aren't concrete in the slightest, characters do have a general fighting fitness, and the following is a list for the strengths of the characters in The Egotist Show. Some characters may have an advantage against others or have certain weaknesses (which is why Umlaut is ranked lower than Stocking Anarchy despite the fact that Umlaut is immune to her attacks), and this list isn't comprehensive - it's meant to give a rough idea of the strengths of the cast. The methods used to compile this list rely mostly on the fight scenes observed in the show, and stupid fan theories that are even more outlandish than the stuff you'd hear from your average American conspiracy theorist (i.e. Wilford Brimley is ranked higher on the list than Lemongrab even though the two have never fought because of their perceived abilities in fights with others).
#Best Hercules
#Hell Guards (stationary creatures, luckily)
#Wilford Brimley (Madotsuki's Sorrow absorbed)
#Frollo (Super Saiyan Phase Unkown) <--- (nice typo, kid)
#Jenie (Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi powered up by Kazaam)
#Wilford Brimley (Full Energy) *Can become Wilfyas, that still wouldn't get him to 4th place though
#Madotsuki (Full on sorrow)
#Wilford octopus
#Yomika (Angel hoop + Tengu mode + Long hair)
#Marco Antonio Regil (scarred)
#Quintus Lentulus Tourettus
#Marco Antonio Regil
#Snake Baghdadi
#Sstocking Analchy (Fly Away Mode)
#Bimbie Analchy (Fly Away mode)
#$5 Serpent (Defeated by Samuel L. Jackson)
#Tommy WiTux
#Mark (with Tuxedo)
#T. Hawk
#Mormon Jesus's ship
#Wilford bird
#Closed Giant
#Mormon Jesus (Took down most of the PITy crew with little effort)
#Bleemo (Blaze mode)
#Yomika (Tengu mode)
#Corset (Buffed)
#The Hellrider
#Stocking Analchy
#Madotsuki *power increases along with sorrow
#Ib
#Bimbie Analchy
#Ayumu Aikawa *immortal
#Garbage Guy
#Kneesocks
#Scanty
#42 (Yzma's stupidly named robot)
#Yomika
#Jaime Maussan *can fly around and shoot with an OVNI
#Hans Frollo
#Irene (Cybot mode)
#Creepy pedophile in a dog suit*High unpredictability
#Stalin
#Dmitri Frollo *acclimated to low temperatures
#Hitler
#Lucifer *immune to fire attacks
#Bison
#Corset
#Spartacus
#Leonidass
#Günsche the Douche (Armored)
#Irate Gamer
#Hassan Nasrallah
#Tommy Wiseau
#Mark
#Frollo (determined) *resistant to high temperatures
#Guile
#Gaston
#Wilford Clones
#Fegelein *high trickiness and speed
#Kronk
#Aya Drevis
#Lemongrab *fearless
#Irene
#|Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi *can undo power ups
#Memphis Tennessee *high trickiness and cunning
#Some dumb anime girl *can summon Closed Giants when upset
#Yzma
#Bleemo
#Adal Ramones *his ninja mask makes him more agile than anyone in the cast
#Gayry
#Günsche the Douche
#Frollo (clumsy or overconfident)
#Wilford Brimley (With lost energy)
#Anakaris
#Silver the Hedgehog
#Umlaut *immune to angel weapons and zombie attacks
#CarnEvil Zombies*Dangerous in swarms
#Achmed Frollo
#Wilhelm Burgdorf
#Joseph Goebbels
#Alfred Jodl
#Hans Krebs
#Peter *Could somehow pin down Jenie
#Mama Lufti *has an RPG with a one-missile capacity
#Irate Gamer (With the Power of Inferno)
#Best Hercules (With the Power of Inferno)
#LeFou
#$5 Gaston
#Morrigan Aensland
#Demitri Maximoff
#Pyron
??. Donald McTrump (Likely in the top 5)
??.Jack Bauer(Not enough info)
Many of the rankings are estimates as of 8/14/2013, and may change with the release of new episodes. (WAIT YOU GUYS HAVE HAD THESE ESTIMATES FOR OVER A DECADE? OMG, YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!! XD)
As of "WHATEVER DATE IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW", it will never change again.
==Special Attacks in the Series==
Some of the characters may be weak... but beware, they may part take ("part take"... You kids need to re-take your vocabulary classes) in the creation of attacks like this. Some of the strongest characters inevitably appear in this list, another one that ranks power.
#Giga Drill BROker (Frollo + Gaston + Guile + Bison)
#Jupiter's Cock (Quintus Lentulus Tourettus)
#AAA CAAAARRR (Marco Antonio Regil) *one time he powers it down due to overconfidence
#Nexus Slash (Madotsuki) *jumps up to 2nd place when she can summon Mars-san and friends to help *add Yomika to the equation and she'll hold Mado's foe
#Underwear? (Mark after hearing someone talk about underwear) *gets even stronger with his tuxedo mode on
#Gradeston (Gaston after mixing a certain amount of grenades in his mouth)
#BleeSun (Frollo + Bleemo)
#Treasure Hunt (Ib)
#Allah's Delivery (Achmed Frollo's culturally insensitive 9/11 plane kamikaze joke)
#Jenie Magic (Jenie's yellow magic shots)
#Trimitar Stab (Hassan Nasrallah)
#Fucking Flowers (Quintus Lentulus Tourettus throwing a surprisingly strong pot of flowers able to break through Ib's paintings. It is unknown if Fucking Wine is just as powerful.)
#The Heat of Battle (Lucifer after absorbing certain amount of fire)
#99 Dead Ballons (Umlaut laughing like IT and summoning explosive balloons)
#Plate Rage (Kronk when enraged. Works every time if you tell him that you never liked his spinach puffs)
#Ufoloshots (Jaime Maussan's plasma shots that come from his OVNI)
#Vergaston (Gaston growing his intercontinentally large penis)
#So Long Gay Sailor! (Memphis Tennessee + Fegelein)
#A giant woodlouse (Adal Ramones)
#Sonic Broom (Guile + Bison) *taken from Leet Fighters
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