USS NCRP

The USS NCRP is a spaceship operated by the United States Navy. It is commanded by Ensign Tyson Nikola Hawking (who pretends to be a Fleet Admiral after accidentally receiving a 5-Star pin from the actual Fleet Admiral), with the first officer being both Lt. Carrie Joyce Kaczmarek and Lt. Carrie Joyce Philips.
== Overview ==
=== Vessel Design ===
The USS NCRP has no specific blueprint, nor is it of any specific class. EllRatioBozo herself states the design is up to interpretation.
The vessel, much like the TARDIS, is bigger on the inside.
== Extensive list of crimes committed by the crew of the USS NCRP ==
Crimes of the USS NCRP (Personnel)
Crime 	Perpetrator(s) 	Full Detail of Crime Committed
Insubordination towards a superior officer	
* Tyson Nikola Hawking	Hawking had replied "Nuh uh" in response to an admiral requesting the NCRP Return to a shipyard
Impersonation of a Superior Officer 	
* Tyson Nikola Hawking	Pretends he is a Fleet Admiral
Murder 	
* Ashley Graves
* Andrew Graves
* Trevor Philips
* Him
* Tyson Nikola Hawking
* Carrie Joyce Kaczmarek
* Carrie Joyce Philips
* Alex Mercer	
* Murder of Kai (x3)
* Murder of Xavier
* Murder of Kevin (x2)
* Murder of the Puppeteer (x2)
** Hawking killed the Puppeteer the first time, while Alex Mercer did it the second time.
Cannibalism 	
* Ashley Graves
* Andrew Graves
* Trevor Philips
* Alex Mercer	
*All 3 have partaken in cannibalizing Kai, to which all 3 agreed tasted bland, and no spices could fix it.
* Alex consuming Kai's biomass could classify as cannibalism thus it's on here.
Rape 	
*Vaydd 	Only one case, Vaydd raped Kai.
Incest 	
*Ashley Graves (❤️☀️💔)
*Andrew Graves (❤️☀️💔)	The two siblings of this timeline have elected to banging one another.
Theft 	
*Everyone (Probably)	Too broad.
Arson 	
*Jesse Ferguson
*Elle Martell	On several occasions, the two have burnt things.
Usage of illicit drugs 	
*Mimmy
*All of the Philips (minus CJ)	
* "Skittle".
* Trevor runs an (arms and) drugs syndicate (Trevor Philips Enterprises) and has been quoted as being (drunk and) high
* The Carrie pack (minus CJ) have been high in the server at one point or another
Battery 	
*Ashley Graves
*Andrew Graves
*Ashley Graves (❤️☀️💔)
*Andrew Graves (❤️☀️💔)
*Carrie Joyce Philips
*Trevor Philips	
*Ashley and Carrie P. fought over a bumper-cart match
*Ashley and Ashley (❤️☀️💔) fought over which one was the true Ashley.
Assault with a deadly weapon 	 	
Assault 	 	
Aggravated Assault 	
*Xavier
*Kai Stickmin
*Him
*Trevor Philips
*Rose Kaczmarek	
* Both Kai and Xavier have "fought" each other. (I say that with quotations because it ends up in just being yelling and then the next scene they're insulting others)
*Xavier has shot Ashley Graves just for a middle finger
*After the previous incident, He fought Xavier.
*Both Trevor and Rose fought each other whilst Titanic was playing, Prime and Online Carrie watched
Kidnapping 	 	
Public Indecency 	
*Ashley Graves
*Ashley Graves (Prime)
*Ashley Graves (❤️☀️💔)
*Andrew Graves (❤️☀️💔)
*Carrie Joyce Kaczmarek
*Carrie Joyce Philips	
*Ashley and Ashley Prime have had public sex
*Ashley and Ashley Prime, along with Carrie K. and Carrie P., have taken off their shirts (Though technically both Carries don't have tits)
* Both Ashley (❤️☀️💔) and Andrew (❤️☀️💔) have been sighted nude
Property Damage 	
*Unknown Glory Hole Driller	
*A Glory Hole was drilled in the stalls of a restroom
Piracy 	
* Mutiny
* Edward Kenway	
* Everything on Mutiny's servers is pirated
* Edward is a pirate, case closed
Mass Destruction 	
*FN-6341
*FN-9473
*Tyson Nikola Hawking	
*Six and Nine have blown up the entire country of Botswana, somehow reducing it to a lake in the shape of the former borders
*Hawking accidentally nuked Nevada
Possession of illegal firearms 	
* Trevor 	
* The previously mentioned arms (and drug) syndicate which he's currently running out of the ship
Harboring known criminals 	
* Everyone 	
* Everyone on the ship is a criminal due to deserting the military
Embezzlement 	 	
Desertion of the Military 	Everyone onboard	Due to the USS NCRP being US Navy, all people onboard are considered military personnel, and due to Hawking choosing to flee from Earth, everyone is considered Deserters
Vandalism 	 	
Holding people Hostage 	 	
Fraud 	 	
Child Endangerment 	
*Crow
*Trevor 	
* Crow brought Mella onboard
* Trevor doesn't know that CJ is onboard currently thus endangering his 16 year old kid
Child Neglect 	
*FN-6341
*FN-9473	
Money Laundering 	 	
Desecration of a corpse 	
*Trevor Philips
*Ashley Graves
*Andrew Graves
*Tyson Nikola Hawking	
*Trevor has stolen an arm off of Kai's corpse
*Ashley and Andrew desecrated more of Kai's corpse to find parts to eat
*Hawking has Kai's head up on a wall as decoration in his office
Assassination 	 	
Refusal to pay child support 	
*Trevor Philips	
*Not paying child support for both Teddy Woo and Andi Philips, not paying child support for Carrie doesn't count as both are adults now and were adults when they joined the USS NCRP. He also doesn't pay CJ's child support
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