The Mr. Cleanser vs. Dr. Clean war

The Mr. Cleanser vs. Dr. Clean war is an ongoing war about which cleaning brand is better: Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean.
==Team Mr. Cleanser==
===Pros===
*Better at cleaning plaque
*Kills more bacteria
*Is blue which could mean it's bleached and uses more chemicals
===Cons===
*Name is Mister
*More expensive by 1 cent
*He isn't a qualified doctor so he CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
==Team Dr. Clean==
===Pros===
*He's a qualified doctor so he CAN BE TRUSTED!
*Better at preventing cavities
*Gender neutral
*Cheaper by 1 cent
*Better, fresher taste
===Cons===
*Doesn't look as effective
*Is the color of grass and grass isn't clean
*He fucked my mom
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