Imga

IMGA BesT RACe
OOH OHH AAH AAH ReTURN TO MONKe
NO HUMAN OR HUMeRs ALLOWeD
==Excerpt from only known Imga literature==
UH OH STINKY A work by William Shakespeare.
ACT I. Scene I. The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.
Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape.
:LE MONKE Oh bother, a foul smell! Fecal matter! Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material.
The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously.
:LE MONKE Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha! Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.
:The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion.
:LE MONKE Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior.
The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously.
:LE MONKE Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating. By the nine divines, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho. We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter!
Fecal matter.
Exeunt omnes. THE END.
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