Here Comes The Big Red Car (video)/Transcript

This is the transcript for Here Comes The Big Red Car.
==Transcript==
(The video starts when Big Red Car instrumental track is playing in the background while the 4 colour squiggly lines connect to the top and the bottom with the yellow circle in the cartoon Big Red Car shadow zooms in while The Wiggles Logo comes on and then The Cartoon Wiggles are driving the Big Red Car when the video title card is shown while the Big Red Cars tire is rolling until it shows The Cartoon Wiggles in their names on each coloured tire and then the 4 colour squiggly lines disconnect them while it shows 4 coloured picture on each side but then the camera opening transition it shows the Big Red Car at the beginning where they introduce themselves.)
The Wiggles: Hi. We're The Wiggles.
Greg: I'm Greg.
Anthony: I'm Anthony.
Jeff: I'm Jeff.
Murray: And I'm Murray.
Greg: And we'd love everyone to buckle up their seatbelts and come with us for a ride in the Big Red Car.
(Big Red Car engine starts up to drive while they are waving hello to each other and then shots transition to the Song: Big Red Car.)
Greg: We're going for a ride in our Big red Car.
(singing) Jump in the car
And buckle up
And we can ride the whole day long
Jump in the car
Put on my seat belt
And we can ride the whole day long
Ride into town
Walk down the street
Get back in the car
And buckle up into my seat
Yes, that's the way we do it
Riding in our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Jump in the car
And buckle up
And we can ride the whole day long
Jump in the car
Put on my seat belt
And we can ride the whole day long
On holidays
We go down to the beach
I get back in the car
And buckle up into my seat
Yes that's the way we do it
Riding in our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Car Car Car Car Car Car
Car Car Car Car Car Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Wiggles: (singing) Our Big Red Car
Our Big Red Car
Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Our Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Our Big Red Car
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Big Red Car
Greg: (singing) Car Car Car Car Car Car
Car Car Car Car Car Car
(A scene where the Wiggles are waving in the Big Red Car at the end of the song. While the camera closing transition to Wags & Greg are gonna have a dance.)
Greg: All right, everybody, Wags and I've got a question to ask you. Can you point your fingers and do the twist? (with Wags point his fingers and do the twist.) All right. Well, can you try this one? Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands? (with Wags stands his one foot and shakes his hands, while he's laughing since he's very good.) That's great! Wags can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it. Let's all point our fingers and do the twist together.
Wags: Ruff!
(Wiggly guitar transition to the song: Can You (Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist?) A scene when the Wiggles are getting ready to have a dance, while the Wiggly Friends are playing music instruments.)
Greg: Alright, everybody, let's all get ready to point our fingers and we'll do the twist. Here we go.
(singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: Everybody's twisting, Greg.
Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: We're all doing the twist.
Wiggles: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: What's next, Greg? what's next?
Greg: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Murray: Oh boy, that's hard.
Greg: (singing) Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Murray: Shaky, shaky.
Wiggles: (singing) Well, we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you stand on one foot and shake your hands?
Anthony: What's next, Greg? What's next?
Greg: (singing) Well, can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Jeff: Pointy, pointy, pointy.
Greg: (singing) Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
Anthony: I'm doing the twist really fast, Greg
Wiggles: (singing) Now we're gonna go up, then go down
Get back up and turn around
Can you point your fingers and do the twist?
(Wiggly guitar transition while Greg noticed that Jeff is sleeping)
Greg: Hey, everybody, have a look at our friend, Jeff. He's fallen asleep again! I can't believe this! We're going to have to wake him up one more time. Will you help us? 1, 2, 3, Wake Up, Jeff!
Jeff: (Jeff blubbers while he's waking up.) Hey, thanks for waking me up, everyone.
Greg: Hey, Jeff, why are you always falling asleep? Why are you so tired?
Jeff: I'm tired because there was this dog barking all night last night and even I couldn't get to sleep.
Greg: Oh, I see. Uh, Jeff.... Uh, was that dog about this tall?
Jeff: Oh, yes! He was about that tall.
Greg: Uh-huh. Um, sis he have a big, shiny, black nose?
Jeff: He had a big, shiny, black nose.
Greg: I see! Did he have big, floppy ears?
Jeff: He had a big, floppy ears.
Greg: Uh, Jeff, by any chance did that dog have a big letter "W" on it's chest?
Jeff: That's right, Greg! He had a big letter "W" on his chest.
Greg: Jeff, is that the dog standing behind you right now?
Jeff: The dog standing behind me right now? (Jeff turns his head while looking at him.)
Wags: Aroo!
Jeff: Hey, it is! That's Wags the Dog! Let's all say, "Woof!" to Wags. (with Greg having hello to Wags.) Woof, Wags!
Wags: Ruff-Ruff! (excited bark while they were saying hello)
Greg: Well, Wags, we know how much you love to dance. We also know that you love to bark all day and all night.
Wags: Ruff-Ruff!
(Doggy paws transition to the Song: Wags the Dog A scene where two of The Wiggles begin with singing in a high note.)
Murray and Greg: (singing in high note) Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Greg: (singing) Here comes Wags, my dog Wags
He eats so much as his tummy drags
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
He runs around and digs the ground
He plays with bones and he makes this sound
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
I love Wags so much that I pat his head
But all night long, I hear him bark
While I'm lying in my bed
I want to sleep, I can't sleep
He'll stop barking if I give him something to eat
Oh me, oh my. He barks all day and night
Wags: Ruff-Ruff-Ruff!
Greg: Oh, Wags! Please stop barking! I'm trying to get some sleep here. But, please, Wags! Stop barking, come on!
(singing) I love Wags so much that I pat his head
But all night long, I hear him bark
While I'm lying in my bed
Here comes Wags, my dog Wags
He eats so much as his tummy drags
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Anthony: (singing in a low note) Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Murray & Greg: (singing in a high note) Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Murray and Jeff: (even a higher note) Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oooh, Wags!
Wags: Ruff-Ruff-Ruff-Ruff-Ruff! (His barking continues.)
Murray and Jeff: (Girlish giggling)
Wiggles: (singing) Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Oh me, oh my
He barks all day and night
Wags: Ruff-Ruff-Ruff! Aroooo! Aroooo!
(Doggy paws transition.)
Anthony: Everybody, all over the world, people love kangaroos. They jump everywhere and they're absolutely beautiful. Now kangaroos have baby kangaroos and in Australia we call them joeys. Now here's a song about "Five Little Joeys" jumping on a kangaroos bed.
(Shot transition pulls the screen over the Song: Five Little Joeys a scene where Anthony plays the drums while the kids are jumping and watch those Wiggly Dancers are dressed up as joeys jumping on the bed when Greg & Jeff are playing his keyboard.)
Anthony: (singing) Five little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Murray: (he dressed as a doctor while calling on the phone.) "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Anthony: (singing) Four little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Murray: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Anthony: (singing) Three little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Murray: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Anthony: (singing) Two little joeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped the head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Murray: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Anthony: (singing) One little joey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Called up the doctor and the doctor said
Murray: "No more joeys jumping on the bed"
Anthony: (singing) One silly doctor jumping on the bed
He fell off and he bumped his head
Called up the joeys and the joeys said
Murray: (while these 5 joeys calling on the phone.) "No silly doctors jumping on the bed"
Anthony: Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hee-hee-hee! Hoo-hoo-hoo! (the song fades out until after Anthony chuckles and laughing.)
(Clouds transition)
Murray: Everyone, I'm here with our friend, Clare. Hi, Clare.
Clare: Hi, everyone.
Murray: Now Clare is a wonderful Irish dancer and she is dressed in her Irish dancing clothes. She's got a beautiful black dress with flowers on it and flowers in her hair. She's got her dancing shoes on. They're soft dancing shoes. You can have hard dancing shoes or soft dancing shoes. And Clare is going to show us some wonderful Irish dance moves. What are you going to show us today, Clare?
Clare: I'm going to show you the rock.
Murray: The rock! (Clare is gonna do her shoes dancing called "The Rock") I like the rock. Clare, can you show us another move?
Clare: These are called twists. (Clare is gonna do her shoes dancing called "Twists".)
Murray: Everyone, twists are very difficult. They are very hard. She is a skilful dancer. And right now We are going to see Clare and her friends, Molly, Daina and Rachael dance to "Di Dicki Do Dum". (Murray give their two thumbs up)
(4 leafed clover transition to the Song: Di Dicki Do Dum where Irish dancers are having a dance while Dorothy The Dinosaur is dancing to the song.)
Greg: (singing) Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Dicki dicki di dum
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Dicki dicki di dum
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
(Instrumental break while they were having an Irish dance.)
Greg: (singing) Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Dicki dicki di dum
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
(with The Other Wiggles singing) Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Dicki dicki di dum
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
Di dicki do dum
Di dum do
(4 leafed clover transition to the Song: I'm a Cow a scene where Murray is milking a cow.)
Jeff: (singing) I eat grass and I moo all day
I'm a cow I'm a cow
I eat green grass and I give white milk
I'm a cow I'm a cow
Moo moo moo moo
(Murray drinks the milk at the end of the song.)
(Spinning flowers transition.)
Greg: Hey, everybody. We're about to do a great, fun dance called the flap. Let's learn it together. First, you put your hands up, then you put them down, you put them up again and you shake them all around. Let's go high, let's go low. Then guess what? We're doing the flap! Let's all flap-flap-flap together, everybody.
(4 wiggly colour transition to the Song: Do the Flap a scene where The Wiggly Friends are playing instruments while The Wiggles & the other dancers are doing a flap.)
Greg: Here's a dance called, "The Flap." Let's do it together! Here we go!
(singing) First you put your hands up
Then you put them down
You put them up again
And you shake them all around
Let's go high
(Murray: (in high pitched.) High!)
Greg: (singing) Let's go low
(Anthony: (in low pitched.) Low!)
Greg: (singing) And guess what?
((with the others.) What?)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap now
We're doing the
(with the others.) F L A P
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap now)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap now)
Greg: (singing) You put your hands up
Then you put them down
You put them up again
And you turn around
Let's go high
(Murray: (in high pitched.) High!)
Greg: (singing) Let's go low
('Anthony: (in low pitched.) Low!)
Greg: (singing) And guess what?
((with the others.) What?)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap 
We're doing the
(with the others.) F L A P
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap now)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap now)
(Instrumental break until Greg is having a conversation about doing a flap.)
Greg: Uh, Dorothy, are you flapping over there?
Dorothy: Flapping, Oooh!
Greg: Henry the Octopus? Are you having a flap, too?
Henry: Ooh, I can't stop flapping! Whoo!
Greg: Uh, Captain Feathersword, are you flapping over there?
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho! I'm flapping, me hearty!
Greg: All right, let's all flap! The Wiggles are gonna flap too. How about you?
(with the others singing) F L A P
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap now)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap
(The Other Wiggles: (singing) Doing the flap now)
Greg: (singing) Let's roll our arms up now
Until we roll them down
Roll them to the side
Then you roll them all around
You roll high
(Murray: (in high pitched.) High!)
Greg: (singing) You roll low
(Anthony: (in low pitched.) Low!)
Then guess what?
(with the others.) What?)
Greg: (singing) We're doing the flap now
We're doing the
(with the others) F L A P
Greg: (singing) We've done the flap
(The Wiggly Friends are waving after the song finishes while a line shot transitions to a part where Wiggles are wearing their different hats.)
Jeff: When I'm in the outback, I wear an outback hat. It keeps the sun off my face. Beauty cobber!
Greg: When I'm riding my horse, I wear my cowboy hat. Giddy up and Yee-ha!
Murray: When I go sailing, I wear my sailor's hat. (Murray puts his hand is and throws out.)
Anthony: When I'm marching, I wear my marching hat, yes!
Henry: Ohh! I love wearing a hat on my head. Ohhh!
(Floating balloons transition to the Song: Hat On My Head a scene where The Wiggles are singing outside Wiggles World while The Wiggly Friends are playing music instruments for during a song.)
Greg: (singing) Hat on my head
It's sunny today
Got my hat on my head, it's sunny today
I'll be okay
I put my raincoat on (with the others singing: raincoat on)
It's starting to rain (with the others singing: starting to rain)
Put my raincoat on, it's starting to rain
I'll be okay
Greg: Ah, it looks like the rain's stopping. Hey, the sun's coming out from behind that cloud. I'd better take this raincoat off. I won't need it anymore.
(singing) I'll take my raincoat off (with the others singing: raincoat off)
It's sunny again (with the others singing: sunny again)
Take my raincoat off, it's sunny again
I feel okay
(with the others singing) We feel okay
Yeah-heh-hah!
(Wiggly guitar transition when Greg singing "Blue Wiggle in the Ring" while Anthony is dancing to the song while Murray & Jeff are playing instruments.)
Greg: (singing) Blue Wiggle in the Ring, tra la la la la
Blue Wiggle in the Ring, tra la la la la la
Blue Wiggle in the Ring, tra la la la la
And he looks like a sugar and a plum plum plum
Everybody, we're about to sing this great song called "Brown Girl in the Ring". It came from a traditional Caribbean game. You know, it doesn't matter who's in the ring, you can sing any words you want. So, let's all join in "Brown Girl in the Ring".
(4 wiggly colour transition to the Song: Brown Girl In The Ring a scene where Jeff is playing a keyboard at the beginning then The Wiggles are playing instruments while The Wiggly Dancers are dancing around the girl in a circle.)
Greg: (singing) Brown Girl in the Ring,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
Brown Girl in the Ring,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la la
Brown Girl in the Ring,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
And she looks like a sugar and a plum plum plum
Dance to the music,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
Dance to the music,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la la
Dance to the music,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
And she looks like a sugar and a plum plum plum
Skip to the music,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
Skip to the music,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la la
Skip to the music,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
And she looks like a sugar and a plum plum plum
Sing with the music,
(with the others singing) la la la la la
Sing with the music,
(with the others singing) la la la la la la
Sing with the music,
(with the others singing) la la la la la
And she looks like a sugar and a plum plum plum
Brown Girl in the Ring,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
Brown Girl in the Ring,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la la
Brown Girl in the Ring,
(with the others singing) tra la la la la
And she looks like a sugar and a plum plum plum
(Cloud transition to the Song: Georgia's Song a scene where The Wiggles are playing music with their instruments while looking at their flashbacks of little babies and kids.)
Greg: (singing) Hear the wind in the trees
See the leaves falling down
Feel the soft rain on your face
As we walk around
Smell the flower's sweet scent
Taste the food that I bring
Daddy's right here with you now
And it's your song that I sing
(Cloud transition to Greg blows the whistle wearing a sailor's hat & life jacket.)
Greg: Hey, everybody, come along on the S.S. Feathersword with Captain Feathersword and his friendly pirate crew where we get to meet Admiral Good Bloke. He really is a Good Bloke. (Greg waving then Feathersword transition.)
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho! Ahoy there, me hearties! I'm Captain Feathersword the friendly pirate. Hoo-hoo-hoo! And this is my friendly pirate crew. Ahoy there, me hearties!
Pirate Crew: Ahoy there, Captain Feathersword!
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! I have some very exciting news for you, me hearties!
Pirate Crew: Exciting!
Captain Feathersword: Today the head of the royal navy is coming to visit us!
Pirate Crew: Whoo-hoo!
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho-ho! Yes, indeed. He's the most popular Admiral there is in the fleet. He has a big, beautiful house, (Captain feathersword is thinking about Admiral Good Bloke is coming to visit.) He has a beautiful uniform, and he has a very, very special jacket. Oh, maybe that's why he's so popular! His jacket is fantastic! Hoo-hoo-hoo! it's the best jacket i've ever seen! Arrgh! Hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, and maybe that's why people like him so much; when he wears that jacket, they just love him, and they love the jokes he tells. (It shows Admiral Good Bloke that he shows his special jacket that he is wearing.) Oh, those shiny buttons! Those medals! Those epaulettes! Oh, it really is the best jacket! And that jacket belongs to Admiral Good Bloke.
Pirate Crew: Admiral Good Bloke! He really is a Good Bloke! (Dapper Dave sips some tea.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yes, me hearties! We need to find a way to get Admiral Good Bloke and his jacket here to pirate park. We could use the S.S. Feathersword, but that's being cleaned. Ohh, we need to find another way to transport the Admiral across the water.
Gallant George: Sounds like you have a problem, Captain. So I am (trumpet fanfare.) here to help! I will swim all the way to GoodBloke house. I'll meet the Admiral, (He puts his hand is and throws out.) I'll put him on my back, and I'll swim all the way back here! Ha-ha!
Benny Bandicoot: Captain, mate, it's very Gallant Of George to volunteer to bring the Admiral here, but, he might get very wet and he might get very tired as well. And I don't think it's a very safe idea. No, mate.... (head clinking.) not very safe.
Caterina: Benny Bandicoot is right, Captain. We need another idea. (She is thinking about different boat.) Hmm.... Hey, we need another boat!
Lucia: Great idea, Caterina. Our good friend, Bill O' Reilly, has a great boat that we could borrow.
Pirate Crew: Oh, Really?
Lucia: No, O' Reilly. (Anthony plays a drum and hit the cymbal.)
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho-ho! Oh, Caterina, Lucia, that's a wonderful suggestion, but Bill O' Reilly's in New Zealand at the moment, so we can't use his boat. Oh, I wonder if there's anybody else that can pick up Admiral Good Bloke?
(Anthony & Jeff are driving the Big Red Boat across the water to visit Captain Feathersword & Pirate Crew.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Admiral GoodBloke is such an important person and he's such a Good Bloke, I'd really hate to disappoint him, me hearties! (Captain Feathersword is holding a picnic basket full of food.) And we prepared this wonderful feast, full of beautiful food.
Anthony: Food! Did somebody say, "Food?" (He is laughing after they both come in to visit.) Captain, never fear, Anthony is here.
Pirate Crew: And Jeff!
Anthony: That's right. Captain, we will pick up Admiral Good Bloke for you in the wonderful, Big Rrrrrrrrrrred Boat.
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, Anthony!
Pirate Crew: And Jeff!
Captain Feathersword: So Greg drives the Big Red Car and you drive the Big Red Boat.
Anthony: Almost, Captain. I drive the Big Rrrrrrrrrrred Boat!
Captain Feathersword: Oh, the Big Rrrrrrrrrrred Boat!
Anthony: Yes!
Captain Feathersword: Well, blow me down! (Jeff, Anthony & Pirate Crew blowing Captain Feathersword down.) Whaaa! (He falls down.) I've gotta stop saying that.
Jeff, Anthony & Pirate Crew: You've gotta stop saying what, Captain?
Captain Feathersword: I've gotta stop saying, "blow me down!" (Jeff, Anthony & Pirate Crew blowing Captain Feathersword down.) Whaaa! (He falls down.)
Jeff: Ah, Captain.... (with Anthony carrying Captain up from falling down.) Well, we'd better pick up you good friend, Admiral Good Bloke before you fall over again.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, yeah!
Anthony: Oh, yeah, goodbye, Captain. And goodbye, crew.
Captain Feathersword: Goodbye, Anthony.
Pirate Crew: And Jeff!
(The Big Red Boat engine starts to drive when Anthony & Jeff are waving goodbye while Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo instrumental track is playing in the background until Admiral Good Bloke is gonna pick up and meet him over to visit pirate park.)
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho! Me hearties! Whenever we have an important visitor, we like to get them to inspect the crew so that we can make sure they're all happy. Hoo-hoo! Admiral Good Bloke, please inspect the crew.
(Admiral Good Bloke is gonna show how they make everyone happy but then Aido did a backflip.)
Admiral Good Bloke: No worries, Captain, your crew looks very happy. I suppose that's from being around their friendly "Cappy!"
(They were all laughing since that was a funny joke.)
Pirate Crew: He really is a Good Bloke.
Admiral Good Bloke: Knock! Knock!
Pirate Crew: Who's there?
Admiral Good Bloke: Phyllis!
Pirate Crew: Phyllis who?
Admiral Good Bloke: "Fill us" a glass of water, please, mate!
(They were all laughing since that was a funny joke.)
Pirate Crew: He really is a Good Bloke.
Admiral Good Bloke: And what's your name, sir?
Dapper Dave: Well, thank you for asking. My name is Dave.
Admiral Good Bloke: Well, Dave, Knock! Knock!
Dapper Dave: Who's there?
Admiral Good Bloke: Ya.
Dapper Dave: Ya who?
Admiral Good Bloke: Ya-hoo! Oh, Dave, I didn't know you were a cowboy!
(They were all laughing since that was a funny joke.)
Pirate Crew: He really is a Good Bloke.
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo! Admiral Good Bloke, I really love your jacket.
Admiral Good Bloke: Thanks, Captain.
Captain Feathersword: Admiral, I was wondering if I might be able to wear that jacket? I mean, after all, it's the most wonderful, nautical, piratical, amazing, fantastic jacket on the seven seas! Ho-ho! I wanna wear that jacket!
Pirate Crew: Whoo-hoo!
(Song: I Want To Wear The Jacket.)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Well I can't wait any longer for what I want
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Yeah, I'll look very real cool when I got that jacket on
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Oh, I'll really have style just you wait and see
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) And all of the crew will be looking at me
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Oh, I'm gonna make a racket till I wear that groovy jacket
("I want to wear the jacket. Yeah, I want to wear the jacket")
Guitar and other solos while Pirate Crew: (singing) Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, oooh, oooh, wop!
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Now everybody knows that the jacket is fine
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Shiny gold buttons and a naval design
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) It will really go well with my pirate slacks.
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) And I'll be a special captain when I have it on my back
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Well, I'm gonna make a racket till I wear that groovy jacket
'Cause ("I want to wear the jacket, yes I want to wear the jacket)
Guitar and other solos while Pirate Crew: (singing) Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, wop-wop! Oooh, oooh, oooh,
Captain Feathersword: "Ho ho what a wonderful jacket, oh I want to wear that jacket"
Well, I'm gonna make a racket until I wear that jacket
("I want to wear the jacket, I want to wear the jacket")
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
(Captain Feathersword: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
(Pirate Crew: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
(Captain Feathersword: (singing) I want to wear the jacket)
(I want to wear the jacket)
Well I'm gonna make a racket till I wear that groovy jacket
'Cause (I want to wear the jacket. Yes, I want to the jacket)
"This is the best looking jacket I've ever seen, aar."
Captain Feathersword: (Captain Feathersword puts his Admiral Good Bloke's jacket on.) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, thank you so much, Admiral Good Bloke, for lending me your jacket. Hoo-hoo-hoo! Now to see if it works, me hearties. I'm going to tell a few jokes. What do you do if a truck runs over your toe? You call a toe truck!
(They were all laughing since that was a funny joke.)
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho! The jacket's working!
Admiral Good Bloke: I say, I say, I say, what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
(They were all laughing since that was a funny joke.)
Pirate Crew: He really is a Good Bloke.
Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho-ho! Oh, the admiral is still just as funny and he's still a really good bloke. Even when he doesn't have the jacket on.
Admiral Good Bloke: Captain, you don't need the jacket to be funny. You're the friendliest pirate Captain, whether you wear the jacket or not.
Captain Feathersword: Oh, really? I'm still as friendly and just as funny with or without the jacket?
Pirate Crew: Yes, Captain Feathersword.
Captain Feathersword: Well, blow me down! (Pirate Crew & Admiral Good Bloke are blowing Captain Feathersword down.) Whaaa! (He falls down.) Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, I've gotta stop saying that!
Pirate Crew & Admiral Good Bloke: Oh, Captain! (They were all laughing since that was hilarious since they blew Captain down once more.)
Captain Feathersword: Whoo-hoo-hoo! (laughing)
(Feathersword transition.)
Anthony: (They were all swaying side to side.) Everybody, here's a story, a pirate story, about Captain Feathersword and when his boat was rocking on the sea. Whoa!
All: Whooooooa!
(4 wiggly color transition to the Song: Our Boat Is Rocking On The Sea a scene where the S.S. Feathersword on the while having a storm.)
Captain Feathersword: This pirate ship's really rockin'! Gurrgh!
(singing) The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea
Rocking on the sea
Rocking on the sea
The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea
We're all getting tossed about
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
Pirate Crew Female: (singing) When the storm calms down, we'll sail the sea again
Sail the sea again
The sea will be our friend
When the storm calms down, we'll sail the sea again
We won't get tossed about
Pirate Crew Male: (singing) The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea
Rocking on the sea
Rocking on the sea
The friendly pirate ship is rocking on the sea
We're all getting tossed about
Captain Feathersword: "Hoho, this is the best pirate ship rocking we've ever done, arr."
(Cloud transition to Jeff blows the whistle wearing a sailor's hat & life jacket.)
Jeff: let's visit Captain Feathersword and his friendly pirate crew at their pirate school. "Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo!" (Jeff puts his hand is and throws out.)
(Feathersword transition to the Song: Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo a scene where Captain Feathersword teach Pirate Crew how to touch their body parts.)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Hands on my head. What is that here?
That is my head thinker, my mama dear.
(With pirate crew singing) Head thinker, head thinker
Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo.
Captain Feathersword: (singing) That's what they teach me at my pirate school.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Hands on my chin.
What is that here?
That is my chin wagger, my mama dear.
(With pirate crew singing) Chin wagger, head thinker
Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo.
Captain Feathersword: (singing) That's what they teach me at my pirate school.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Hands on my waist.
What is that here?
That is my waist bender, my mama dear.
(With pirate crew singing) Waist bender, chin wagger, head thinker
Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo.
Captain Feathersword: (singing) That's what they teach me at my pirate school.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Hands on my knees. What is that here?
That is my knee lifter, my mama dear.
(With pirate crew singing) Knee lifter, waist bender, chin wagger, head thinker
Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo.
Captain Feathersword: (singing) That's what they teach me at my pirate school.
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Hands on my toes. What is that here?
That is my toe tapper, my mama dear.
(With pirate crew singing) Toe tapper, knee lifter, waist bender, chin wagger, head thinker
Nicky Nacky Nocky Noo.
Captain Feathersword: (singing) That's what they teach me at my pirate school.
Captain Feathersword: Last time and give yourself a big clap, me hearties.
(Captain Feathersword & Pirate Crew clapping for applause.)
(Feathersword transition)
Jeff: (He's wearing his shaking clothes while he is doing the twist.) Hi, everyone! I'm wearing my dance clothes. 'Cause I'm off to Dorothy the Dinosaur's Dance Party!
Murray: (He's wearing his shaking clothes while he is doing moving their arms from side to side.) I'm going to Dorothy the Dinosaur's Dance Party, too!
Anthony: (He's wearing a dancing outfit while snapping his fingers & point his finger to the sky.) Hey, guess where I'm going, everybody. (chuckles.)I'm off off to Dorothy the Dinosaur's Dance Party. Yeah!
Greg: (He's wearing a dancing cape.) Hey, everybody, I've got a wiggly cape, I'm off to Dorothy's Dance Party!
Dorothy: (giggles while she's wearing her pink dancing vest.) Hello, everybody! it's great to see you!
(Wiggly guitar transition to the Song: Dorothy's Dance Party.)
(Dorothy: It's my dance party and you're all invited!)
Wiggles: (singing) It's a dance party,
(Dorothy: Let's dance!)
Wiggles: (singing) it's Dorothy's dance party
Greg: (singing) Everyone's invited
The Other Wiggles: (singing) so come on to Dorothy's dance party
(Dorothy: Come on, everybody!)
Greg: (singing) We're gonna shake, we're gonna shout
We're jumping in and out and turning around
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Everyone's invited to this dinosaur party
(Dorothy: Let's dance!)
Greg: (singing) Henry the Octopus
(Henry: Hi everybody!)
Is doing his tentacle dance
(Henry: Ohhh!)
Wags the Dog and Captain Feathersword are gonna be there
(Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho! Hello, me hearties!)
Wiggles: (singing) At the dance party, it's Dorothy's dance party
(Captain Feathersword: Whoa-oh-ho-ho!)
Greg: (singing) Everyone's invited
The Other Wiggles: (singing) so come on to Dorothy's dance party
Greg: (singing) We're gonna shake, we're gonna shout
We're jumping in and out and turning around
The Other Wiggles: (singing) Everyone's invited to this Dinosaur party
(Captain Feathersword: Whoa-oh-ho-ho!)
(Dorothy: This is fun!)
Greg: (singing) Dorothy the Dinosaur is singing
"Romp Bomp a Chomp" at the door
Henry, Wags and Captain Feathersword
They're gonna be there
(Captain Feathersword: We'll all be there at the party!)
Wiggles: (singing) At the dance party, it's Dorothy's dance party
(Dorothy: Oooohhh!)
Greg: (singing) Everyone's invited so come on to Dorothy's dance party
(Dorothy: Keep dancing!)
It's a dance party, it's Dorothy's dance party
(Captain Feathersword: Ho-ho-ho! Oh, the party is fun, me hearties!)
(Dorothy: Oooohhh!)
(Feathersword transition to Anthony blows the whistle wearing a sailor's hat & life jacket.)
Anthony: Everybody, it's time to get on board the S.S. Feathersword ans sail with Captain Feathersword and his friendly pirates. Today, the Captain has lots of accidents and everybody says, "Sorry!" and "Sorry, Again!" It's lots of fun! Let's get on board!
(Feathersword transition.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh-ho, ahoy there, me hearties! Hoo-hoo! What a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, (Birds are chirping cause it's a good day outside.) and the insects are dancing. Whoa-ho-ho! Ooh, and it's a special day, me hearties, because today is shoe inspection day on the S.S. Feathersword and that's when I, the good Captain Feathersword. Hoo-hoo, get to inspect the crew to make sure all of their shoes are nice and clean. Clean shoes are very important, me hearties, because they last much longer. Well, let's inspect the crew! Hoo-hoo! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! (Captain Feathersword is gonna meet their Pirate Crew.) O-k-k-k-k-ey dokey, me hearties, pleeeeease advance one clean shoe.
Benny Bandicoot, Alfonso & Elefterios: Aye-aye, that's what we'll do. here comes our clean shoe! (They were all jump and put their hand on forehead.) 1-2-3-1!
(Captain Feathersword looking at Benny Bandicoot's shoe is not cleaned.)
Captain Feathersword: Oh-ho-ho! Benny Bandicoot. Have a look at your foot! It's covered in soot!
(Captain Feathersword bunk Benny Bandicoot's head and then he falls down.)
Benny Bandicoot: Aw, sorry, Captain, me old mate, for knocking you on the head and giving you the blues. But next time, I'll.... (head clinking.) really clean my shoes!
Captain Feathersword: (He put on a cast around his head.) Whoa-ho-ho, Benny, thanks for saying, "I'm Sorry." I know you'll do your best the next time but for now, why don't you go and paint the plimsoll line?
Benny Bandicoot: Aye-aye, Captain! (He put his hand on forehead and give a thumb up then he leaves.)
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho! Alfonso, me hearty, a great cook you be, but it's you clean shoe I want to see!
Alfonso: Si, si, Capitano, si.... si!
Captain Feathersword: Wow, Alfonso, I'm excited! It's so clean! Well done, me hearty!
Alfonso: Capitano, if you're excited, I'm excited, too! Fantastico!
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho! Oh, yes indeed!
(Alfonso singing in Italian while holding Captain Feathersword's arms around in a circle when Fast Paced Music instrumental track is playing in the background but Captain Feathersword falls down again.)
Alfonso: Capitano, mi dispiace d'averlo.... fatto.... (She whistles while spinning around when it's not safe.) cadere. Si e fatto male?
Captain Feathersword: (He is holding a cookbook.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Alfonso, me hearty, thank you for saying, "I'm Sorry." Ho-ho! I know you didn't mean to let me fall. And saying sorry makes me feel so much better. Whoa-ho-ho! And now for having such clean shoes here's your reward. It's a book of recipes to cook.
Alfonso: (Alfonso gives Captain Feathersword a cookbook and that makes very proud) Oh, grazie, Capitano, grazie! E propio quello che avevo bisogno!
Captain Feathersword: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Oh, yes indeed! Now, Elefterios, your shoe leather, is it clean in this weather?
Elefterios: Nay, nay, yes. Clean, clean, clean, Captain!
Captain Feathersword: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, I love your clean shoes and your smiling face, but have a look at that undone lace!
Elefterios: Sorry, Captain, for the oversight. I will do it up and make it right! (Elefterios pushed Captain Feathersword then he falls over something.)
Captain Feathersword: Whooooa!
Elefterios: Whoops, Captain, I'm very sorry you fell over there.
Captain Feathersword: (He put these bandages on his face and he puts on a cast around his left arm.) Whoa-ho-ho! Oh, Elefterios, me hearty, that hurt a bit! Hoo-hoo-hoo! But when you said, "I'm Sorry," well, it made the old Captain feel special. Whoo-ho-ho! Sorry is such a nice word, isn't it?
(Song: Sorry Again a scene where Elefterios plays the bouzouki while The Wiggles are playing instruments inside at Wigglehouse.)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Accidents happen,
They sometimes happen
There's only one thing to say
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry my friend
Captain Feathersword: Hoho it's fine me hearties!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry again
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Sorry is a word
It's so easy to say
We'll say it all day long
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry my friend
Captain Feathersword: Hoho that's alright me hearty!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry again
Captain Feathersword: (singing) But there's one thing
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) There's one thing)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) We always like to say
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) We always like to say)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) When something spills
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) When something spills)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Or gets in the
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Way)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Won't you say you'll take my pardon
And say I'm forgiven
I tried, and I tried
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry my friend
Captain Feathersword: Hoho it's fine me hearties!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry again
Captain Feathersword: Hoho don't mention it!
Captain Feathersword: (singing) But there's one thing
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) There's one thing)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) We always like to say
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) We always like to say)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) When something spills
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) When something spills)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Or gets in the
(Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Way)
Captain Feathersword: (singing) Won't you say you'll take my pardon
And say I'm forgiven
I tried, and I tried
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry my friend
Captain Feathersword: Hoho it's fine me hearties!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry again
Captain Feathersword: Hoho don't mention it!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry again
Captain Feathersword: Hoho that's alright me hearty!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry again
Captain Feathersword: Hoho it's fine me hearties!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry my friend
Captain Feathersword: Hoho that's fine me hearty!
Pirate Crew & Wiggles (singing) Sorry again
Captain Feathersword: Hoho it's fine me hearty!
Whoo hoo hooo!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
(Feathersword transition to the Song: Henry's Dance a scene where Henry is dancing at the beach while The Wiggles & Dancers are dancing in a circle.)
Henry: Come and have a dance with me, Henry the Octopus.
Greg: (singing) Henry, the Octopus,
the Octopus, the Octopus (back voice.)
A very special friend, to me.
Henry, the Octopus,
the Octopus, the Octopus (back voice.)
Henry: I have a great dance, for you to see.
Greg: (singing) Well, tell us now, Henry,
what we all should do
Tell us now, Henry,
we want to dance like you.
Henry: Clap your hands, above your head,
And you sway, from side to side
Start to bob, up and down,
Now let's spin, around and round.
Greg: (singing) Henry, the Octopus,
the Octopus, the Octopus (back voice.)
A very special friend, to me.
Henry, the Octopus,
the Octopus, the Octopus (back voice.)
Henry: I have a great dance, for you to see.
Greg: (singing) Well, tell us now, Henry,
what we all should do
Tell us now, Henry,
we want to dance like you.
Henry: Clap your hands, above your head,
And you sway, from side to side
Start to bob, up and down,
Now let's spin, around and round.
Greg: (singing) Henry, the Octopus,
the Octopus, the Octopus (back voice.)
A very special friend, to me.
Henry, the Octopus,
the Octopus, the Octopus (back voice.)
Henry: Thank you all for dancing, with me
Thank you all for dancing, with me
Thank you all for dancing, with ME!
(4 wiggly color transition to the part it shows the Big Red Car at the end where they say goodbye to each other.)
Greg: Well, everybody, we've had lots of fun today.
Anthony: We sang some songs.
Jeff: You helped wake me up.
Murray: We went riding in the Big Red Car.
Greg: But now, it's time to say goodbye.
The Wiggles: Bye-bye!
(Big Red Car engine starts up to drive while they are waving goodbye to each other while Big Red Car & Henry's Dance instrumental track is playing in the background but it shows 4 colour bars on each side when it shows these 4 Wiggles are in a parody for Jackson 5: The Ultimate Collection album cover & then the end credits are rolling.)