Popeye's

Popeye's is a chicken restaurant similar to KFC but they want to be different because they focus on a lot of crap and some people (idiots) say it's better than Colonel Sanders's very delicious fried chicken when in reality they're brainwashed or paid to say it.
But little do people know, they have a pretty dark secret. They put chemicals in their food that make people crave their stuff even more and makes their competitors taste like crap. This scumbag behaviour is being investigated by the FIB and it's not looking too god for them.
Popeyes was started in 1972 by a former KFC employee who hated the food and wanted to do his own thing for the hell of it. Similar things can be said about about other KFC ripoffs such as Ростикс. (But that's Russian actually)
==Menu==
Item 	Description 	Price
Biscuit 	Drier than the Sahara, will dry your mouth out and take away 50% of all your water but pretty good. Drink recommended unless you want to die of DRYNESS!	Un$1.99
Drink 	Only drinks made by the Coke Company are sold here, such as Sprite. Also in 20oz bottles as well. 	Un$2.49
Fries 	Soggy af fries with pretty weak seasoning. 	Un$3.99
Popcorn chicken.	KFC ripoff! Also available in Shrimp. 	Un$5.99
Classic chicken 	The classic fried chicken. Sold in normal, spicy and ghost pepper. Will make you come running back for more for years to come. 	Depends on amount but it starts at Un$7.99 and goes up to $19.99
Chicken Burger 	Dry buns but juicy chicken because ripping off KFC is fun. 	Un$8.99
Popeyes is just a ripoff of KFC and worse for seasoning, but hey, at least it's cheap!
Category:Restaurants
Category:Places
Category:Places you will die at
Category:Drugs
Category:Food chains
Category:Bad Places