The Juggernaut

The Juggernaut THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH is a villian of godlike physique that fights against the X-Men with his allies, known as Black Tom and Erik the Red Mustard Ketchup. With his immense strength and borderline-immunity to physical harm, he is a skilled fighter in nearly all forms of CQC. Upon hearing of a bald old man attending the tournament, he instantly jumped to the conclusion that Charles, his adoptive brother, was fighting in the tournament using his psychic abilities to achieve victory. He is going to every possible measure to attend and eventually face "Charles" in a battle to make him look like a pussy. Skelenegro so far is keeping him waiting on his request, much to the ire of The Juggernaut.
thumb|left|395px|The greatest parody of our time.
==Theme Song==
thumb|left|340px|Starts at 0:45
==Quotes==
*Oh shit, it's a Transformer! Optimus motherfuckin' Prime? - Said upon meeting Pac Monk
*The Jolly Green Giant?! I thought you just sold green beans 'n shit! - Said upon meeting The Hulk
*You can't dose me, are you a fuckin' ass?! - Said during a confrontation with the Doc
*Motherfucker, I custom made your suit! Don't you see what the fuck I'm wearing? - Spoken during one of his many heated arguments with Jessica
==Trivia==
*Is a well-known movie buff and actor.
*The Juggernaut is supposedly weak to mind-based Jew-Magic.
*IS THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH. (Also a real American hero.)
*Suffers from acute acrophobia.
*Is known to yell "BWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWA" as a battle-cry and a cheer of victory.
*The Juggernaut loves animals, but hates sharks, blaming them all for eating Samuel L. Jackson.
**Contrary to popular belief, the shark from Jaws ate Ricard Dryfus, rather than Samuel.
*Rumor has it that anyone who says "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH" 3 times like Beetlejuice will become the Juggernaut, so long as they have a Moon Ring shoved up their ass.
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