WotW: Week 46

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Weak of the Week: Week 46 	Weak of the Week: Week 46
 	
Clowner the Clown 	Clowner the Clown
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
IT'S OVER JOKER! I mean, CLOWNER THE CLOWN! A more appropriate Christian Bale line for this guy would be "WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!" because my mind cannot grasp the concept of a "Clowner the Clown." Is he more Clown than a Clown? Maybe he was two clowns who formed together to make the Clowniest Clown who ever Clowned? It kind of looks like Dark Knight Joker got a head transplant with a...uh. Ok, I have no idea what that is. Like a neon military jumpsuit or something. You know...its like a...um...What ever it is, it's packing heat and really loves bandannas--OH CRAP, Some one call The Extinguisher, Clowner has gone up in flames!! His entire body is engulfed in that crappy flame texture, STOP, DROP AND ROLL, CLOWNER!One month left to go in the year 2015 and we've finally spotted our first Juggalo. This really shows the decline in popularity of the Insane Clown Posse. Why, if it were 2005 again, we would see a Juggalo nearly every day. Well, come to think about it...no one really liked ICP back then either. Weren't they voted "worst band ever" by Rolling Stone back then? Maybe if it were 1997 and we were somehow playing Champions Online on an original Playstation we would see a few Juggalos searing the servers for two liters of Faygo. Ah, who am I kidding no one liked ICP back then either. I don't think anyone ever liked ICP. The jig is up, Clowner the Clown we know who you really are: Shaggy 2 Dope!I should have known you were a liar, Clowner, because your pants are on fire. How could I have been such a fool! Upon further inspection of this weeks costume editor abuser, I can see that he is wearing chest wear layer with the exact same texture as upper body layer. So this guy...for some reason...wanted to apply that hideous flame texture to both layers then invert the flame and background color. Because he just needs to have red flames on his chest, but green flames on his arms or the outfit just doesn't work. Once he did that, then added pointless metal ear caps and shrunk his hands down to toddler size...totally nailed it.	IT'S OVER JOKER! I mean, CLOWNER THE CLOWN! A more appropriate Christian Bale line for this guy would be "WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!" because my mind cannot grasp the concept of a "Clowner the Clown." Is he more Clown than a Clown? Maybe he was two clowns who formed together to make the Clowniest Clown who ever Clowned? It kind of looks like Dark Knight Joker got a head transplant with a...uh. Ok, I have no idea what that is. Like a neon military jumpsuit or something. You know...its like a...um...What ever it is, it's packing heat and really loves bandannas--OH CRAP, Some one call The Extinguisher, Clowner has gone up in flames!! His entire body is engulfed in that crappy flame texture, STOP, DROP AND ROLL, CLOWNER!One month left to go in the year 2015 and we've finally spotted our first Juggalo. This really shows the decline in popularity of the Insane Clown Posse. Why, if it were 2005 again, we would see a Juggalo nearly every day. Well, come to think about it...no one really liked ICP back then either. Weren't they voted "worst band ever" by Rolling Stone back then? Maybe if it were 1997 and we were somehow playing Champions Online on an original Playstation we would see a few Juggalos searing the servers for two liters of Faygo. Ah, who am I kidding no one liked ICP back then either. I don't think anyone ever liked ICP. The jig is up, Clowner the Clown we know who you really are: Shaggy 2 Dope!I should have known you were a liar, Clowner, because your pants are on fire. How could I have been such a fool! Upon further inspection of this weeks costume editor abuser, I can see that he is wearing chest wear layer with the exact same texture as upper body layer. So this guy...for some reason...wanted to apply that hideous flame texture to both layers then invert the flame and background color. Because he just needs to have red flames on his chest, but green flames on his arms or the outfit just doesn't work. Once he did that, then added pointless metal ear caps and shrunk his hands down to toddler size...totally nailed it.
Offences 	Offences
• What is it? 	• What is it?
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Why didn't you just call him Clowner? Did you think people would see through the thinly veiled Joker knock-off and call you out on it or something? Maybe you figured that if you didn't specifically make mention of the fact that Clowner is indeed a clown, no one would be able to tell. If you make a clown themed hero named Clowner and have to add "The Clown" at the end to get people to realized you made a clown, you've done something completely wrong. 	Why didn't you just call him Clowner? Did you think people would see through the thinly veiled Joker knock-off and call you out on it or something? Maybe you figured that if you didn't specifically make mention of the fact that Clowner is indeed a clown, no one would be able to tell. If you make a clown themed hero named Clowner and have to add "The Clown" at the end to get people to realized you made a clown, you've done something completely wrong.
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