The Chimera Roaches

The Chimera Roaches are a race of sentient predators that have evolved from clouds of stagnant asbestos. They were a product of experimentation at Ram Ranch. The research being conducted was largely unknown. Vice insists it was the result of toying with an unknown form of metal. Vice was present and observing Ram Ranch when the Roaches burst from the underground facilities and started spreading all over Texas. He described the event as, "Gay as shit."
The Chimera Roaches reproduce via a process that Big Mantis referred to as Phagogenesis. They consume large amounts of Taco Bell and inherit the traits of their previous meal.
Among the Roaches is an ultimate being. A blonde-headed creature was reported having been seen in flying over the mountains of Florida, headed straight for the Middle East. Not much is known but the entity was reported to be "extremely powerful."