Heath Herring

"I hope he tries to stand with me,..THAT WOULD BE GREAT!" - heath herring before getting his orbital broken by Lesnar in the stand-up
"He tried to kiss me like a homosexual, I'm not gay!" -Heath Herring after knocking out with a sucker punch his opponent, Yoshihiro Nakao, who had kissed him on the lips randomly in the pre-fight staredown right before the fight was set to begin. Both fighters were thus disqualified.
"Dana White's got six Ferraris. Hell, I just want one." - Herring bitching about being mistreated by the UFC.