Prospector Weejus

Prospector Weejus (Known originally in the original ChuckleVision episode as Mad Mack Midas) was a miserable cunt who lived near Blenkinsop's Farm. He questionably collected gold nuggets in the countrysides of Yorkshire.
==Biography==
Prospector Weejus' early life is completely unknown. At some point in his life, he moved to a cottage in Yorkshire, England, and started to collect gold. This caused problems with an old hag who owned a farm nearby, known as Blenkinsop's Farm. In order to cease the rivalry between the two, Mrs. Blenkinsop hired contract killers known as the "Chuckle Brothers" (some kind of sadistic, twisted joke name). The brothers, Paul and Barry, confronted Prospector Weejus on their way to Blenkinsop's Farm, but were intimidated by his battle cry of "WEEJUS! WEEJUS! WEEJUS!", and so they retreated to Blenkinsop's Farm. At the farm, they started to build a "sneff" to stop Prospector Weejus from attacking the farm. It did not work, however, and Prospector Weejus rightfully owned them when he confronted Paul and made the compelling argument: "It does - ah own the rahtes!". Meanwhile, Barry got fresh with Mrs. Blenkinsop's lemons. After the whole ordeal, Prospector Weejus was never heard from again.
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