Samus & Kratos Lines EXPLAINED (Transcript)

Hello, everyone! My name is Alanomaly! If this happens to look a little different from my other videos, I'm pre-recording this in February so I'm ready to have this up when it should be.
If you're a rap battle fan, you probably know the Epic Rap Battles of History series, and might know the fan-series, Epic Rap Battle Parodies, originally created by Justin Buckner and Nathan Provost. Justin Buckner recently did a video for the Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle, link in the description below. And no, not Link as in the character.
A few months before the audio came out for this battle, which the audio came out about two or three days before I recorded this video, Justin came to the ERB Wiki and recruited a few people to help him with the rap battle if he thought their battles were good enough, judging on one.
I thought, hey, why not? I should get involved in something on YouTube this big.
So I sent him the link to my Historical Assassins vs Assassin's Creed battle, and he thought it was good enough, so I got recruited, and I wrote the lines for Samus Aran of Metroid and Kratos of God of War.
Now, keep in mind, I knew pretty much NOTHING about either of these characters before writing for Justin's battle. But, apparently, I did a good enough job, because my lines were basically unscathed.
Well, basically unscathed has two different meanings here:
*My Kratos lines stayed pretty much the same, with a few alterations.
*My Samus lines were almost completely changed, but had the same meanings, so it's fine.
What I'm going to do is pull a Mat4yo and explain the meanings of the lyrics I wrote for these characters.
==Samus Aran==
All these protagonists are Zeros, more plain than the Base Suit,
(Samus has many suits, two of which are Zero and Base. "Zero" also refers to how the rest of the protagonists are actually losers, despite the fact Donkey Kong and Space Invaders were the antagonists of the games they represented.)
Ridley’s Ripley, Prime-d with a Screw Attack just for you!
This Mega-Boy’s the Nerf of games, facing the blood of the Chozo
The reigning bounty huntress, you’re all playthings, Amiibos!
Blew-Mother Brains with my gender, a planet bustings what I send,
Yet not as massive as the shadow stood in by this Other M!
Even with a Dark Suit, I could see your loyalty’s misguided,
I made Nintendo what it is today, boys, don’t you get too excited!
(Samus is saying that her influence on Nintendo changed it to what it is today. The rest of this line is a double meaning. When someone meats someone they look up to, the usually get excited. Samus implies that the rest of the rappers look up to her. "Boys" and "excited" refer to Samus' sexualization, using this material as a way to boost herself up rather than someone else using this as a diss to her, as to me, it seems like it would fit with Samus that she'd be more proud that she has that effect on people. So at the same time of it being her telling them not to get too excited for seeing her, someone she assumes they look up to, it also refers to how their other minds would look up to her.)
==Kratos==
You dare step to a God? You’ll just create a game War!
Step to the Ghost of Sparta and taste hordes of Minotaurs!
I ended Freeman’s spree, start spamming your controller buttons,
My moves are iconic, your defenses are all for nothing!
Clean the sewer pipes with a space-hog, I don’t need pieces of Croft, I’m killing you off like Ares
I’m a demigod, you don’t scare me!
Sweet fluid movements, you could compare me to Jaffe cake
Thought that you could defeat me? Ha! That’ll be your last mistake!