Prank Day/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Prank Day".
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(It has been a week after Bellow Bug Day in the previous season. An excited Poppy wakes up and some animals help her get ready for Prank Day. She sings as she sees the residents playing harmless and funny pranks on each other.)
(Poppy)
What a day
I am wide awake
So excited for the fun and games
I know await
I am tingly from my nose
Right down into my toes
‘Cause it’s a day for everyone
To laugh and sing and play
It’s Prank Day
It’s not mean or obscene
Just a friendly old routine
Just good clean fun for everyone
Happy Prank Day
I will always be on guard
I’ll never show my cards
‘Cause it’s a day for everyone
To laugh and sing and play
It’s Prank Day
The thrill of the day’s shenanigans
Just can’t compare to any other day
Chenille: Happy Prank Day!
(Poppy)
‘Cause it’s a day for everyone
To laugh and sing and play
It’s Prank Day
Mr. Dinkles: Meep. (The Trolls stand in the form of a tower and Poppy jumps off.)
Poppy: Happy Prank Day! (A bucket of pink frosting falls on her head.) Frosting?
Troll #1: Ooh, girl, somebody pranked you good.
Branch: Hey, does anyone hear a kitten? Because Poppy got purr-anked.
Poppy: Branch!
Satin: You’re into Prank Day?
Cooper: Yeah, I took for more of a Crank Day kind of guy, if that was a thing, which is not.
Branch: Guys, please. I love Prank Day. It requires stealth, ingenuity, and cunning. It’s like this holiday was designed just for me. (He takes a sample of the frosting on Poppy’s head.) The Prank Master. Later.
Poppy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are not the Prank Master, rookie.
Branch: Sure I am. After all, I’m always one step ahead.
Poppy: (Taking the bucket of frosting off her head) You got lucky once, but I assure you, it won’t happen again. (Another bucket of frosting lands on her head.)
Branch: Ha ha! Prank Master! (He runs off.)
Poppy: He is going down. But I’m gonna need your help.
Cooper: Whatever you say, talking cake. (He starts licking the frosting off Poppy’s hair.)
Poppy: And for you to stop licking me, Cooper. (Later, she and her friends vandalize the exterior of Branch’s bunker by painting it with colorful designs.) Hm. This is gonna drive Branch crazy. (Branch appears from the door.)
Branch: Hey, guys, what’s going on? (He sees the paint and gasps.) What did you do to my bunker?!
Poppy: (Shivering) Ooh, do you feel a chill? ‘Cause you’ve been p-p-p-p-p-pranked! (She makes beatboxing sounds.)
Branch: No, no, no! I hate bright colors! (He takes out Gary.) But I do love fertilizer. (He presses a button and a crate opens. Fertilizer falls on Poppy and her friends.)
All: Oh!
Cooper: (laughs) It’s like a smelly shower! (laughs)
Branch: Ah. Silly Poppy. You should’ve know. The Prank Master can’t be pranked.
Poppy: Can’t be pranked. Uh, hello! We just painted your bunker! (She takes out a star sticker.) Prank Master!
Branch: Oh, you mean this bunker? (He uncovers the paint and reveals that he covered his bunker with cloth. Poppy gasps in surprise.) I’m inside your mind, Poppy. (He takes the star sticker.) One step ahead.
Both: No, you’re not. Of course I was gonna sat that. Stop it! (They growl at each other.)
Poppy: (growls) By the end of this day, I’m gonna prank you so hard, Branch!
Guy Diamond: Poppy, please. This isn’t the spirit of Prank Day. You’re taking the pranks personally. Like Smidge did. (The Snack Pack shudders in fright.)
DJ: Suki: No way.
Branch: Wait, what happened with Smidge?
Guy Diamond: It was Prank Day, years ago. (We go to the past where he, Smidge, and Cooper are eating breakfast.) The day started so well- a pancake breakfast and a classic prank. (Smidge pours pink glitter onto her pancakes.)
Past Smidge: Ugh! (The Trolls laugh at her.)
Guy Diamond: But it ended in horror. (Smidge becomes enraged and a fire starts. The Trolls scream and run away.) After that, Smidge agreed to never participate in Prank Day again. (We go back to the present where Guy Diamond has fiery eyes.) She takes it too personally. (He and the rest of the Snack Pack have fiery eyes.)
Branch: Uh… I don’t know how you’re all doing that with your eyes, but Smidge did not burn down Troll Village.
Poppy: That’s what it felt like. (Her eyes go back to normal.) But don’t worry, Guy. I promise I won’t go all Smidge.
Branch: That’s right, because she knows better than to mess with the Prank Master. (He shows a star sticker inside his leaf vest.) Right, Poppy? (He blows a kiss and leaves.)
Poppy: (growls) I’ll show him who’s the Prank Master! (Another bucket of frosting falls on her head.)
Branch: It’s me! (Poppy growls again. Later, Branch is snoring while sleeping on a hammock. Poppy appears in the bushes.)
Poppy: Oh, Branch, you sweet, simple Troll. Never nap outside on Prank Day. (She sprays whipped cream on Branch’s hand, tickles his face with her hair and his whipped cream-covered hand hits his face.) You must be a pirate, Branch, ‘cause you just walked the prank! (gasps) Oh, no. (She realizes that Branch made a doll of himself.) It’s a trap! (She screams and runs away. The camera moves to the top of a tree branch where Branch is smiling.)
Branch: Ha ha. (Poppy continues running and screaming.) Target 130 yards out. (He licks his tongue.) Wind out of the east. (As Poppy is still running, he puts a piece of gum in his mouth and chews it.) And… (He shoots the gum out his mouth with a tube at Poppy.)
Poppy: Oof! (She goes to Sky Toronto’s Party Shop.) Sky, I need a water balloon. We’re on Prank-Con Five.
Sky: Say no more. (He presses a button at his desk and the shelf changes to a wall of water balloons.) Latex, pear-shaped, tapered at the nozzle for easy filling. I’ve got her at 150ccs, but she’ll hold up to 300 if you want to go full bath.
Poppy: Bigger.
Sky: Hm. (He presses another button to reveal a bigger water balloon.) The Magnum. This beauty’ll-
Poppy: Bigger!
Sky: You don’t mean…
Poppy: Bigger.
Sky: (sighs) I always knew this day would come. (He presses another button and he and a worker opens up the shelf to reveal a massive water balloon.)
Poppy: Come to Poppy. (Later, the Trolls see the shadow of Poppy’s water balloon. They gasp and whimper. The balloon stops at Branch’s bunker.) Come out, come out, wherever you are, Branch, and admit that I’m the Prank Master! (She laughs maniacally.)
Branch: Nope! (The camera reveals that he is on a Flyer Bug that is carrying his purple water balloon with a face on it. He then knocks Poppy’s water balloon down.) The real Prank Master is one step ahead of you again. Or, technically, I was several steps behind you.
Poppy: Huh?
Branch: I’m saying I followed you to Sky Toronto’s and saw you get that massive water balloon. Try to keep up. Now prepare to meet your Prank- (Poppy flies away on her Flyer Bug.) Hey! I had a quip! (He flies after Poppy. As she flies, she pants in fear. She then yells because her Flyer Bug is about to hit a tree. It does so and she falls off.)
Cooper: So how’s the prank war going? (Poppy sees Branch above her and runs. She soon runs to a dead end.)
Poppy: Aah! It’s a dead end! (Branch laughs as he is getting closer.) Uh… ah… (She picks up a rock and throws it at Branch’s water balloon.) Yes!
Smidge: I earned this hot dog.
Poppy: Smidge!
The Snack Pack: Smidge?!
Poppy: (In slow-motion) NOOOOOO! (She tries to save Smidge from getting hit by the water balloon, but she is too late. It explodes several times.)
Branch: (laughs) Did you guys see?! I water ballooned Poppy back to the Stone Age! (He laughs and sheds a tear.) Huh? (He sees the Snack Pack with fiery eyes.) Seriously, how are guys doing that? (He hears Smidge growling.) Oh, no! (We then see an enraged and soaked Smidge.)
Smidge: WHO DID THIS?!
DJ Suki: Nobody did it!
Guy Diamond: It was bad luck.
Chenille: It was Satin. (Satin gives her an annoyed look) Happy Prank Day.
Smidge: Fine! If nobody’s gonna fess up, I’m just gonna have to prank all of you. (She laughs.)
Branch: W-what the- How did she- Her head just…
Poppy: RUUUUN! (She and her friends run screaming.)
Smidge: You can run, but you can’t hide! (As Poppy and her friends run, she captures Satin.)
Branch: What just happened?!
Chenille: Eh? (She yells as Smidge captures her.)
Guy Diamond: Smidge happened! We awakened the Prank Monster! (He yells as Smidge captures him.)
Poppy: We got to get to your bunker! It’s the only place we’ll be safe! (She, Branch, DJ Suki and Cooper run toward Branch’s bunker. Cooper soon steps on a mushroom.)
Cooper: Click? Well, click to you too, Mr. Mushroom. (A machine with pies appears. Then it shoots one at Cooper.) Mmm! Pie! (The pie hits him, covering him in purple glitter. The machine then shoots more pies.) Too much pie. I’ll never able to again! (chomps) This is straight-up diabolical! (Meanwhile, Branch, Poppy and DJ Suki are still running.)
Branch: How-how did Smidge set that up so fast?!
Poppy: Her rage! It gives her unnatural powers!
DJ Suki: It’s like she can peer into our souls and prey upon our greatest weaknesses! Hey, a bed! (She sees a purple bed with purple birds.) Mm…
Branch: No, DJ! (But DJ Suki jumps onto the bed and lies down. Vines tie her to it and spiders appear.)
Spider: We’re singing in harmony.
Spiders: Harmony!
DJ Suki: (Trying to free herself) No, you’re not singing in harmony! Smidge, make it stop, you maniacal genius! (Poppy and Branch are very close to his bunker.)
Branch: We can make it! (Smidge lands on the ground.)
Smidge: Here’s… Smidge-y! (Poppy and Branch yell as she walks creepily toward them.)
Poppy: Branch, I’m sorry. This is my fault. I did take your pranks too personally, but I think if we work together, we might just be able to get out of this-
Branch: (Running ahead) You’ll only slow me down!
Smidge: Ha! Ha ha! (Poppy screams as she attacks her.
Branch: (pants) Made it! Ha! I actually made it! (He tries to open the door, but there is glue on it.) Glue?! No. Oh, oh… (straining) Oh.
Smidge: Hey, Branch. Hope you like your Prank Day present.
Branch: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! (He bites his wrist to get free, but a purple and yellow present appears behind him.) Please, Smidge, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hit you with that water balloon. I-I was trying to stay one step ahead of Poppy. (The present opens slowly.) Please, don’t! I have a son. He’s a remote control. NO! (The present reveals that it was Poppy inside it.)
Poppy: Dang, it feels good to be a pranksta! (Branch gasps and the Snack Pack laughs at him.
Smidge: Branch was all like, “Oh, my Guh! Oh, my Guh!”
Guy Diamond: (laughs) No, it was more like, “Oh, my Guh!”
Cooper: You were scared. That’s why it’s funny. (laughs)
Branch: Wait, you were all in on this?
Guy Diamond: Yep, but Poppy was the one who masterminded the whole thing.
Branch: Huh?!
Poppy: Everything that happened today happened just like I planned it, ‘cause I was always one step ahead of you.
Branch: All of this ‘cause I said I was the Prank Master? (Poppy takes the star sticker from his leaf vest.)
Poppy: Now say it, Branch.
Branch: You are the Prank Master.
Poppy: And don’t you forget it! (She walks to a vine and pulls it. A bucket of frosting falls on Branch’s head.) Prank you very much. (Another bucket of frosting falls on her head. Mr. Dinkles turns around, possibly revealing that he was the one who did it.)
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