Ian

==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
* Head:
** Regular Helmet
** Sunglasses
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
** HoP's Hat
** Top Hat
** Kitty Ears
** Clown mask (honk)
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
** Detective's Hat
** Sombrero
** Nurse Hat
** Beret
** Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
** Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
** Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
** Bunny Ears
** Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
** Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
** Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
** Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
** A sheet of paper
** Cargo baseball cap.
** Cardborg Helmet
** A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
* Back:
** Standard Armor
** Station bound radio
** Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
** Fire Extinguisher
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
** C4 (Rip)
==Lisa==
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.
Jobs on /tg/station	 	
Jobs on /tg/station	Command 	Alpha Dog, Master
Jobs on /tg/station	Security 	Bigger Dog, Pee On, Butt Sniffer, Smells like Whiskey
Jobs on /tg/station	Engineering	Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange
Jobs on /tg/station	Science 	Grrrrr, Maker of loud buzzy things, Trouble
Jobs on /tg/station	Medical 	Smells like cat, Smells like makefeelgood, Smells like Bad, Smells like death, Smells like plague
Jobs on /tg/station	Service 	Bag of Treets keeper, Tastes like whiskey, Keeper of the foods, Smells like "Plants", Smells funny, Smells blank, Barking, Lewd Dog
Jobs on /tg/station	Civilian 	Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Outside Dog, Threat, Bark at constantly, Lawyer
Jobs on /tg/station	Non-human 	Loudvoicefromwall, Loud buzzy thing, Loudvoicefromcube, Metal bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is that a Ghost Shaggy?, Rock Dog, G-g-g-GHOST!
Jobs on /tg/station	Antagonist 	Smells like telecrystals, Smells like everyone, Bad Dogs, Magic Dog, Maintenance Dog, Smells like Ayy, Spiney Dogs, Angry dead dog, Anyone else smell that?, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog, Tasty goo, Smells like brimstone, Smells like tick-tock
Jobs on /tg/station	Special 	Bark, Sniff & Arf, Bigger Alpha Dogs, Dog catchers!, Best Dog, who?
Jobs on /tg/station	Races 	Mans, Scale mans, Buzz mans, Fire mans, Vegetable mans, Strange Mans
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