There's No Such Thing as a Stupid Question

There's No Such Thing as a Stupid Question is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
How many rings are in a three-ring binder?
===Choices===
1. the remainder of six divided by two
2. two
3. half a circle's radius with diameter of six
4. square root of nine
===Choice Quotes===
1. "What, you major in outdoor recreation?"
2. "Half a circle's radius with diameter of six? My brain hurts just thinkin' about that. And it's wrong."
3. "U- What are you, some sort a comedian?"
4. "Square root a' nine. Why, you cipher better than Jethro Bodine."
===Answer Quote===
"And he dun gradjiated the sixth grade."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"The square root of nine. That is three. Next time, take your shoes off―it's easier to count that way."
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