Wall of Quotes by SCP Foundation Personnel

== Welcome to the Wall of Quotes! ==
Just a page created for all of the quotes told from SCP Foundation Personnel, feel free to add your own!
=== Woods ===
"Sued."
"A Jihad could fly better then you"
"Class D personnel, you are required to lick 173's P██ and [REDACTED] with your tongue"
"Tables are dangerous"
"If you touch my radio again I will kill you"
"I didn't mean to shoot Dr Malfrous! It glitched!"
"Sirx049 never forget"
"Do not worry my loyal followers! Your King is here!"
"Its ok, just leave me down here alone, with 006 on the loose"
"If you touch the damn gate controls again guess who will be 173 Janitor duty?"
"Dr Woods, how are you drinking with that mask on?" "Magic"
"Even if you are a woman, I will shoot you"
"Chaos fags"
"If I hear another L-0 screaming in all caps I swear theres gonna be another holocaust"
=== Mitchell ===
"I will take you on a SmOoOoOooth ride" 
=== Malfrous ===
"Has anyone seen my mask?" "No." "TERMINATE THEM."
"DRAGO CONNOR, COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGH"
"Have you seen the Man?"
"Thanks to the latest in cloning technology.."
"Fart on it. Bamn, happy Thanksgiving."
"'Great minds... think at the same time"
"Black is the new white"
"Everyone... I think I farted, so blame the Chili Burrito I had yesterday..."
"DAUFQ DOES CHAFFA MEAN?"
"Suck it, Pikachu!"
"A wild Dr. Young has appeared! hue hue hue"
"Oh my enchiladas..."
"I can make chocolate out of this!"
"Nice fetus music"
"Damn cheetomen!"
"You think you were personally invited to a cheeto party?"
"I NEED YOU AT THE CONTROL ROOM!"
"I NEED SOMEONE TO PUSH A FKING BUTTON!"
"WE HAVE A BUNCH OF MORONS WHO CAN'T CONTAIN A FKING GUY WHO PLAY'S FKING DEATH-TAG!" - Referring to 049
"Help you? Help you? I just got shot in the face by Dr. Colms!"
"I AM SMOOCHING HIS PROFILE ICON RIGHT NOW!"
"i can't find my workspace."
"brb. taking a sht."
"sAA HSHT"
"I SAW A BLACK DUDE. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE *gets devoured*"
"SUK ON MY GIANT LEAKING DONG 106!"
"i farted irl. it smelled like rotten chickin."
"omg. porcupine."
"I rip my d11.ck off when he misses preiods or capitlizations"
"DOO DOO WOOOOOOOO"
"Hey there buddy pal chum pal buddy chum pal friend pal chum."
"SHOVE ME IN THERE JOHNNY"
"up your REDFLAMINGBUTTHOLE"
"Nanuhot in the HOOOOUUUUUSSEEEE!!!" *Dies*
"my mind is a sexy castle, with slaves that do creative things."
"im about to have a field day in your moms bed dawg *gang symbol*"
"ching shing show"
"ladies and mentlegen"
"i bet dragos mom is a fire breathing Asian grandma who runs a noodle shop"
"huhuherheurhuahrsuashruahruashrauhruewherurheuhauhrueharuhruehuawhraurheurhewuharurheuhrer"
=== Drago ===
"Mhm...that's one good Mocha"
"ONE OF US!"
"FOR SCIENCE!"
"I'M GOING FULL GENOCIDE ON THIS SHIT."
"PURGE!"
"I'm recording all of this!"
"WHAT?! NO! I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING WITH THE SINK"
"GODDAMNIT, THAT'S THE THIRD TIME WE'VE BEEN ON 455 THIS WEEK"
"I remember being trapped in here." [Walks into 682 cell] "Right here." [Gets devoured by 682.]
"OH SHIT! 106 POOPED OUTTA NOWHERE!"
"Nice Lapras you got there, Billy."
"INJECT ME."
"ONE HELL OF A DRUG."
"Red Bull gives you wings!"
"the oatmeal zone"
"HOLY SHIT! MY ORGANS JUST EXPLODED" "something else did to"
"Alright buddy chum pal friend homeslice"
"if you take one more step, i'll have to snap yer diddly darn neck" "'ban red'"
=== Colms ===
"Ye i crawled in your ear and banged you'
"I got swarmed by bees once. I didn't realize the hole I threw a rock in was a nest. "
"It might be worth something in the future! Anything might be worth something in the future. Even you..."
"If you touch me I'll stab you."
"Don't get to close. You'll catch my 'bad spelling' syndrome."
"Hm? What now? Wait, never mind, don't repeat yourself, I don't care."
"He's a maniac, maniac, oh ho ho!"
"Is he actually apologizing? Wait- nope, back to the role play. Dammit!" 
"I guess I'm just a chair now. God dammit." 
"I'm the overseer and I look like a shaggy haired teenage boy wearing a hoodie. *Cough* Thats me."
"IT'S EATING ME!"
"DIE ASS!"
"WHO RUNG THE DAMN BELL!?"
'19-1 ON MY ASS!"
"OMMG FUUUU!"
"WTF GET IT OOOFF!"
"I SMUSHED 19-1 WITH A DOOR!"
"I killed it."
"ECK! NOOO!"
"This is why we can't play horror games."
"NOOO. HANDS OFF THE BOOTY! YOU CANT HAVE IT! YOU CANNN!"
"I life like your mom."
"I smell a puss.... I mean what?"
"Ouch- you stepped on my scrotum!"
"Echidy Echidy Ech Ech Ech."
'bargin'
"LET'S BEAT UP 173. BEAT 'EM UP. GAH"
"*Purs marinara sauce on SCP-173's crotch* GOTCHA NOW"
"TESTICAL GRAB"
"Hey John. Yeah? I'm removing you. OH GOD. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS JIM? YOU MONSTER. Sorry, pal, I had to make room for Todd."
"Colms is short, thin, n'stuff. Giant pen1s." "im eating here."
"What heppened!? wHAT DID YOU DO YOU CHAT SHT? :REFRESH ME !REJOIN NEGGHH."
"My chat went into wingdings or something."
"big chunk of gass"
"
=== Young ===
"Anything can be explained...with SCIENCE!"
"You mean beautifully-face bastard."
"Lime flavored pancakes! Huehuehue"
"I have to choose who's dick to suck "
=== Hudson ===
"Drago, if a bug land on my arm... I take a seizure trying to kill it."
"Testing yo! ███"
"Reported" 
"fgt"
"It's not a game anymore!!!111!!11"
"Yeah well you still haven't lost your virginity"
"Lemon lime!"
"Threw a milkshake at his car"
"Wow.. the biggest orgy I've ever seen in the break room"
"Whoever made this place public was a Genius! (sarcasm)"
"Fuck you too, Giant spaghetti monster!" 
"Looks like sirkillsalot's time of the month again" 
"Hue hue hue, Sirkills is down there with 106!" 
"If you have a list of things you can't do in the Foundation, you must be really fucked up.."
"I haz a Pahss to get meh a pen licence!"
"Quads, nipples and triples, That's what I specialize in"
"This is why you don't tell an 05 173 is on the loose..."
"I hate peanuts"
"I find people blowing up funny"
"Why the fuck, do I still have this useless piece of shit Level 1 key card?
"Fired"
"Rip in peace" 
"Aww hell I don't know why the head of the Science department is trying to kill us!"
=== Parkswood ===
""OH NO!" "hey air" "Air ?""
"I'M GOING TO SHOVE U IN MY ###"
"NO DON'T ## ME. C*M IS COMING OUT. AAAAAAAAAA. NO STOP TOUCHING ME #####"
"TAKE THIS IDIOT. NO YOU'"
"*wakes up* I had a dream that me and Dr. J. J. Dragon were figh- *gets shot by Dragon*"
"GIVE ME MY LEVEL-2 BACK1!!"
"DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!"
"HRNNNNGGGGGG I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. AAAAGH!!!!!!!!" 
"Hey why did you kick me?" :kick Air" 
"Ima disappear. OOOOOOOONNNNEEEE DAAAAAAAAY!" 
"I come out of people's dicks." 
=== Karver ===
"If you don't get in line, I'll get you suspended."
"get out"
"you're fired"
"demoted"
"fired"
"re-hired"
"exiled"
"terminated"
"listen up, fatty"
"fatties"
"noob"
"skrub"
"screw sd"
"wow abuse"
"it means go fuck urself"
"this is now my office"
"get off my property"
"rat headed fool"
"you're a waste of time yourself"
"i will shove it up your face is that stupid enough for you"
"trololololol"
"l0l"
"nonesence"
all of these quotes are copyrighted (c).
=== Pallus and Bertie ===
==== Pallus ====
"Hip, hip!"
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEN!"
*Sip*
"I think those are the natives.."
==== Bertie ====
"B-b-bloody marvellous!"
"BLAME THE MERICANS!"
*sip*
=== Comet ===
"Well that's gotta be fricking fantastic."
"Electricity is angry."
"This was eye opening for me."
"POUR TOMATOE SAUCE ON BALLS"
"This is why we can't have nice things."
"Blame Nanu."
"Almost as good as pouring marinara all of Dr. Colms."
"It's funny for me, but sticky for you."
Chowder
" It's in the waljikijakkl"
"I'm going to grab _____ from 294"
"HOLY CRAP"