Fire and Ice/Transcript

This article is a transcript of "Fire and Ice" which aired on 12 June 2007.
==Characters==
*Aerrow
*Repton
*Hoerk
*Leugey
*Spitz
*Piper
*Finn
*Junko
*Stork
*Radarr
*Suzy Lu
*Billy Rex
==Transcript==
(The Raptors are travelling on their skimmers)
*Leugey: Are we there yet, boss? Are we there yet?
*Hoerk: Would you quit bugging Repton? We get there when we get there. (hurls a can at Leugey)
*Leugey: Owie
*Repton: Leave him alone, boys. Leugey's just excited. And so he should be.
*Leugey: Tell us some stories, boss. What's it like there? Tell us again.
*Repton: My little secret paradise. We're walking desert, boys, scorching sand as far as the eye can see! I'm taking you to lizard paradise!
(Leugey is seen envisioning the paradise, however in the next shot, he's freezing in snow, shivering)
*Leugey: I...I don't know. I pictured something, warmer.
*Repton: Someone's gonna pay for this! (Throws a surfboard onto the snowy ground and shivers with the rest of his team. The camera now pans out to show the whole of their paradise, completely frozen over)
(In a racing event held in a Blizzarian settlement, Blizzarians are cheering "Zeros! Zeros!" onto the participants)
*Piper: I know this is supposed to be a festival and all, but these guys are seriously out of control.
*Aerrow: I know, isn't it great?
(Billy Rex performs a stunt on his skimmer, with his back turned against the controls, crashing into a ice arch)
*Announcer: Ok, beauty jump, eh? Let's give it up for Billy Rex!
(Piper spots a display of a Blizzard crystal)
*Piper: Stork, check it out! This is what I really wanted to see. It's a Blizzard Crystal.
*Blizzarian 1: Thanks to it, we's got a new home, eh?
*Stork: And I've got a case of extreme thermal paralysis. Oh yeah, already numb, only a matter of time before I lose the whole arm.
(A snowball is thrown right into Stork's head. It turns out Junko and Finn were playing snowball fight.)
*Junko: Sorry.
*Stork: I'll be in the Condor.
(Meanwhile, the Raptors take a wide view of the Blizzarian settlement)
*Spitz: Lookie, boss. (Repton groans over the state of his paradise) But I thought the Cyclonians took over Blizzaris.
*Repton: They did. And it seems those mangy Blizzarians are scratching for a new home. Not for long. All of you, follow me!
(Back in the settlement, Junko joins Billy Rex and another Blizzarian in a pie eating contest)
*Junko: I don't mean to brag, but, I've never been beaten in pie eating contest.
*Billy Rex: Oh, that a fact there, Junko? (the sound horns and the participants start munching on the pies. Junko tries to take a bite, but he could not chip a piece off) Bet you didn't know, we here like them frozen!
(Aerrow and Piper looks on, while the rest of the participants munches on. Junko smashes a pie into pieces, scoops up the fragments and holds them in his mouth)
*Aerrow: I give him three seconds. (He counts down with his fingers, and when it reaches zero, Junko shrieks, and his head starts to freeze, before collapsing)
*Aerrow and Piper: Brainfreeze!
(In the Condor, Stork is struggling to start up the Condor's heating elements, repeatedly hitting a spanner with the coils)
*Stork: Heat coils are meant to heat. Is it so hard to understand?! (The coils activate for a brief moment, before it dies out again) That's fine, I'll just die. It's the least I could do for such a critical mission.
(Back at the pie eating contest, Billy Rex stands out victorious)
*Billy Rex: Done! And still pie-chomping champ, eh?
*Finn: Don't worry, Big J.
*Junko: They're... cold.
*Finn: I'm sure you'll thaw, eventually.
*Billy Rex: Oh, I just got an idea, eh? How about you Storm Hawks and us Absolute Zeros do some high speed training in the back country?
*Piper: That would be fantastic. I could update my maps while we're at it...
*Billy Rex: Oh, no, no, no. Ladies don't do the back country training, eh? Yous gotta stay here with them girls. (Board the skimmers) Let's rock and roll, boys!
*Aerrow: Don't listen to him, you can ride with me.
*Piper: Forget it, I changed my mind.
*Aerrow: Are you sure, because...
*Piper: Aerrow, I said forget it. (Aerrow pauses for a while, before leaving off with Radarr)
*Suzy Lu: Heheh, those boys are a hoot eh? (spits) I like keeping my squadron trained up real good.
*Piper: Wait, did I just hear you say, your squadron?
*Suzy Lu: Oh yeah, the name's Suzy Lu. Sky Knight of Blizzaris. (Both Suzy Lu and Piper shakes hand, while the former blows a bubblegum)
(Back in the Condor, Stork opens up a storage locker)
*Stork: There's gotta be heat in here somewhere (takes a heat detector and leaves the Condor, still shivering. He picks up a signal in a nearby cave and notices a small steam ejecting from the ground) Steam, oh that's good. Ice cave, oh that's bad.
(In the Blizzarian settlement, Suzy Lu takes the Blizzard Crystal which latches onto a staff)
*Suzy Lu: Let's freeze it, girls!
(She fires the crystal onto thin air, which created a large icy house)
*Piper: That is so awesome! So you made this whole village?
*Suzy Lu: We did up this whole terra.
*Piper: Wow, it looks really organized. 
*Suzy Lu: I try. Say, you want to give her a whirl?
*Piper: Really? (She takes the staff and fires it up, creating a statue of Suzy Lu with two other female Blizzarians)
*Suzy Lu: WOW! You are just a natural there!
*Piper: Well, if the girls do all the work, they might as well get some recognition, right? (high fives with Suzy Lu)
*Suzy Lu: But that's not all, Piper. When we're finished here, there's a couple of dusty ol' nothin' terras nearby we're gonna do up right, just like this one here.
*Piper: Well, I guess, if nobody minds.
*Suzy Lu: Of course not, who needs all that dirt and rock when you can have nice, cold now, eh?
(As the girls move on to another area, a cold wind blows over a pile of snow, revealing a leaper trapped inside a block of ice)
(While the boys are doing their training, they enter an ice cave)
*Billy Rex: Check her out, eh? (He speeds up, flies up onto a large icicle, hanging on there)
*Absolute Zeros: Rock on!
(Billy Rex cheers on, then slowly slips out of the icicle and drops to the ground, still rocking on)
*Absolute Zeros: Rock on! Sweet! (fist bumps one another)
*Aerrow: Uh huh.
(Meanwhile, in the ice cave Stork just visited, he finds a stronger signal deeper into cave, screaming at his own reflection on the cave walls. He walks past the steam)
*Stork: Beautiful warm. Hands love warm, feet love warm, lizards love war... lizards?
(He discovers Repton and Spitz ahead, throwing fire crystals into a hot chasm)
*Spitz: This ought to heat things up, eh, boss?
*Repton: Yes, and when those Zeros are stuck in the mud, we'll pay them a visit, Raptor style (drops another crystals into the chasm)
(Stork turns round and finds Hoerk behind him)
*Hoerk: We got a visitor, boss.
(Repton walks towards the frightened Merb, who smiled back before making his escape. Stork sees Leugey ahead of him, and slithers under. As the rest of the Raptors give chase, Stork ends up smashing into a clear ice wall)
*Repton: If you give up, we promise to make it quick, and painless.
*Stork: Oh, you'll never get me, man
(Stork executes a few kung-fu style moves, only for the Raptors to laugh it off)
*Stork: I'm warning you, I have just the thing for situations like this!
*Repton: He's bluffing.
*Stork: Or, am I? (whips out a blinding device and takes a flash at the Raptors, temporary blinding them)
*Leugey: I can't see! (leans towards Stork, who dodges just in time for Leugey to have his tongue stuck on the ice wall. Stork runs away, while the latter struggles to pull his tongue out of the ice. Repton recovers from the blindness, turns around to find his enemy missing, and groans)
(Atop the ice mountain, the boys take a view of the settlement below)
*Billy Rex: Oh yeah, this is the life, eh?
*Aerrow: Look, you probably didn't mean any harm, but Piper is as much a part of the Storm Hawks as any one of us. She should be here too.
*Billy Rex: But Sky Knights don't do the backcountry, eh? That's just for us, squaddies. (throw a snowball at Bobby Bones)
*Finn: He thinks Piper is our Sky Knight.
*Aerrow: Wait, you mean you're not...
*Billy Rex: Not what there, chief?
*Aerrow: Uh, never mind.
(Suddenly, multiple geysers shoots up from the snow ground)
*Bobby Bones: Lookie, she's getting all watery over there, eh? (Another geyser bursts right under him, sending him off the ground)
*Aerrow: Hey guys, any chance we could get out of here?
*Junko: (gets hit by a giant snowball, turns back to see what happened) Avalanche!
(Everyone starts running out of the way, but were hit by the avalanche anyway. Meanwhile in the settlement, more geysers show up, with Suzy Lu freezing it up with the Blizzard Crystal. Just then, another one appears)
*Suzy Lu: Oh jeez, there goes another, eh? (freezes it up) Used to be hot here, you know? I guess we ain't quite tamed it yet. (fires at another geyser)
(As Piper looks on, she spotted a leaper, looking cold. It shakes off the snow from its body. Piper goes up to Suzy Lu)
*Piper: Didn't you check to see if anything lived here before you froze it? (The leaper is seen shivering)
*Suzy Lu: We hollered real loud.
(Back in the ice cave with the Raptors, Hoerk and Spitz tries to push Leugey off the ice wall, who still has his tongue stuck on the wall, and succeeds. Both falls to the ground, with Leugey crying off)
*Hoerk: Oh, quit crying, you baby.
*Repton: Can it, both of you! (The 3 Raptors gets up) Now listen up, we'll just have to heat things up faster. Leugey, you stay here and take care of it. Do you think you could possibly manage that?
*Leugey: Yes, boss.
*Repton: Spitz and Hoerk, come with me. We're going to catch that little salamander and make him wish he'd never been born.
(As for the little salamander, he returns to the Condor and tries to start up the airship, but fails)
*Stork: Just my luck. A frozen starter spring will be the end of me. Although it does beat Bog fever.
(After the avalanche, the boys pop out of the snow)
*Davey Digger: Oh, that was wicked, eh?
(Bobby screams and Davey follows suit. Just as Finn appears out of the snow, another wave of snow came blasting towards the boy)
*Finn: Great.
(The Raptors have reached the Condor and board it)
*Repton: He won't know what hit him (evil laughter)
(An alarm blasts over the Condor bridge)
*Stork: They found a way on board, oh this is really bad news... for them.
(As the Raptors make their way to the bridge, Stork pulls a lever which turns off the lights as where the Raptors were standing, they collided onto each other and falls. Stork now makes a broadcast over the PA system)
*Stork: Um, hello? (camera goes back to Stork) Is this thing on? (taps at the microphone) I think it's only fair to warn you that pain and misery is about to be inflicted.
*Spitz: That's right, toad, to you!
*Repton: Spitz! Quit yammering and find a light switch!
*Spitz: I got it!
(Spitz finds another switch and pulls it, but in retaliation, Stork quickly resets the lever, overloading the system which electrocutes Spitz. Spitz yells in pain, before the lights blacked out. He pulls the switch again, revealing a toasted Raptor)
*Hoerk: That's the best you got? (whips out his spear)
*Stork: Oh, not really
(Stork pulls another lever, activating a magnetic lift which Hoerk was standing on.)
*Repton: Hoerk, move!
(Instead, Hoerk keeps holding on to his spear, which gets attracted to the strong magnet. Soon after, more magnetic parts came hurling towards Hoerk, and finally, a huge stash of tools above Hoerk crashing down on the Raptor)
*Hoerk: Ouch.
*Repton: IDIOT! You're standing on a magnetic lift! What's gotten into you two? For once, could you show a little stealth?
(Unfortunately for Repton himself, his leg snags on a rope, setting off a bucket above and pouring ink all over him. He groans out loudly.)
(Meanwhile in the ice cave, the lone Leugey continues throwing fire crystals down the volcano chasm.)
*Leugey: Why do I always get left behind? It's not fair.
(After a while, he takes a close look at the crystal, then the chasm)
*Leugey: Hmmm, I wonder...
(Leugey lifts up the entire crate of crystals, looks around to see if anyone's around, before dumping the whole crate into the chasm. He witnesses a catastrophic reaction)
*Leugey: Uh oh.
(Leugey hurries out of the cave at the reaction gets stronger. Back in the settlement, Piper and a few leapers see more geysers shooting out)
*Suzy Lu: Oh boy, mountains never done that before.
*Piper: That's because it's not a mountain. It's a volcano!
(The volcano finally takes a form and erupts)
*Suzy Lu: Sound the alarm!
(A Blizzarian blows a loud, high-pitched horn, with the others covering their ears, except Piper)
*Piper: Is it working, I don't hear anything.
*Suzy Lu: You don't?
(As for the boys, they are seen pushing their skimmers out of the snow)
*Finn: If I ever say yes to snow sports again, promise to wallop me.
(The alarm from the settlement reaches the boys, Billy Rex hears the siren and screams out, with the rest of the Absolute Zeros)
*Aerrow: What is it?
*Billy Rex: Gotta get her back, eh? There's trouble. (Both turns around and see lava flowing in their direction)
*Finn: Yeah, no kidding. (They ride their skimmers away)
(In the Condor, the Raptors are hiding in a large hole)
*Hoerk: (off camera) Ouch! That was my foot!
*Repton: Quiet! He's coming. (Sees a shadow passing by) Now, let me show you how it's done.
(Repton flings out of the hole and pins down the shadow, only to find Leugey)
*Leugey: Uh, what's done?
*Repton: Leugey, why are you here?
*Leugey: I came to help, boss.
*Repton: I already gave you a job.
*Leugey: Yep, yeah, finished. You said we should heat things up fast, so I threw them all in.
*Repton: You... WHAT?!
(Just then, the Condor shakes, and the volcano continues its eruption. On that volcano, the boys are trying to ride out the fast flowing lava. The lava catches up on Junko and his skimmer starts melting away.)
*Junko: Not good, not good! (He hops onto Finn's skimmer)
(Aerrow and Radarr rides off a small cliff, subjecting the skimmer to a somersault, before landing back on track. Some lava fragments fall onto Radarr's tail, who screamed and grabbed Aerrow's face. The latter could not see, and steers out of control)
*Billy Rex: Beauty! I think these hosers are gettin' the hang of it, eh? (The lava now reaches his skimmer, burning its tire off) Uh oh, I think I'm on fire, eh? (Hops onto Davey's skimmer)
(In the settlement, Piper tries to evacuate the other Blizzarians, as Suzy Lu makes an ice wall)
*Piper: You really think this will hold it?
*Suzy Lu: Gotta say there, probably not.
(Meanwhile in the Condor, the Raptors continue their way into the bridge. The entire ship shakes lightly)
*Hoerk: Uhh, we should get out of here, boss.
*Repton: A Raptor never abandon its prey! We leave when we are finished! (Leugey and Spitz nods, then the leader grunts at Hoerk, before climbing up a manhole)
(At the bridge, Stork whistles for a short while. Suddenly a noise came from a vent. Its cover falls, and out comes the Raptors)
*Spitz: End of the road, toad.
(The Raptors make an evil laugh as they walk towards the sole pilot)
*Repton: Any last requests?
(Stork notices that they are standing right under an ejection hatch)
*Stork: Um, yeah. Get off my ship.
(Stork pulls a lever which triggers the ejection sequence. The Raptors look down on their trap, and Repton sighs just before being forcefully egressed from the Condor, landing onto thick layers of snow. Just then the volcano goes into a more violent eruption. In response, Stork quickly returns to the heating coils, hammering it with a spanner just as he did before, this time with success.)
*Stork: Yes.
(Back in the settlement)
*Piper: Everyone! Get up to the hill!
(She sees the Condor approaching)
*Piper: Nice timing, Stork.
(Unfortunately for the boys, they are trapped on an rock shelf, surrounded by lava. Finn witnessed the last skimmer sinking into the lava pool)
*Finn: Ok, now this is embarassing.
*Billy Rex: Might be the end for us, eh? But yous gotta make the best of her. Hotdog?
*Finn: I'm good.
(Aerrow makes communication with the Condor)
*Aerrow: Aerrow to Stork, come in! We sure could use a hand up here.
(Stork responds while evacuating everyone into the Condor with Piper.)
*Stork: Take a number, man. It's really lava-y down here.
(As for the Raptors, who just emerged from the snow, notices some leapers)
*Hoerk: Leapers (Tries to go forward, only to be stopped by Repton)
*Repton: You can have a snack later! Right now, there's more important things!
*Spitz: Boss?
(Repton shoves Hoerk away, and goes up to Spitz on the edge of a cliff, finding his own ride melting away)
*Spitz: Isn't that your ride, boss?
(Now the Blizzarians are piling up in the Condor)
*Suzy Lu: Alrighty then. Squash up in, real close.
*Piper: Suzy Lu, we'll never be able to fit everyone. And what about the boys, they need our help.
*Suzy Lu: My boys are tough, y'know. (Blows a bubblegum)
*Piper: Against lava? (Pops Suzy Lu's bubble) Nobody's that tough. And even if you were to get everyone on the Condor, what happens to the things that actually lived here? Have you thought about that? (Suzy Lu lowers her head and sees a group of leapers) Your Blizzard Crystal can put an end to this right now, as soon as we drop it in there (points at the volcano crater).
*Suzy Lu: We can't just throw her away. This Blizzard Crystal is everything to us.
*Piper: (pats Suzy Lu's shoulders) You're a Sky Knight, Suzy Lu. Think about it.
(Suzy Lu accepts, and both take the trip on Piper's Heliscooter towards the volcano. As Finn cooks up a hotdog, he sees the Heliscooter)
*Finn: Yes! We're saved!
(However the girls were not there to pick them up, as they continue their past the boys)
*Finn: Hey! We're back here!
(As the girls approach the crater, Suzy Lu accidentally drops the Blizzard Crystal)
*Suzy Lu: I dropped it!
*Piper: Hang on!
(They dive down to retrieve the crystal, while the boys watch in anxiety. Piper manages to grab the crystal just before they hit lava, and returns to the crater)
*Suzy Lu: We're almost there!
(The Heliscooter experienced a sudden drop, but Piper brings it back in control. Suzy Lu throws the crystal into the crater full of lava, resulting in a massive explosion that freezes over all the lava. The boys cheer on as the girls leaves the vicinity, still not rescuing the boys.)
*Finn: Where are they going?
*Aerrow: Guess we're walking down (Radarr slips and falls and he walks down)
(The ordeal is over, and the camera pans to a view of the Condor against the backdrop of a now frozen volcano)
*Piper: I just spoke with the Sky Knight of Terra Nord. He said you'd be welcomed to live there, if you want to move.
*Suzy Lu: Hmm, it is cold there.
*Billy Rex: Yeah, but those guys are hosers. Seriously, I've had fleas that rock out better than them.
*Suzy Lu: Well, you boys is just gonna have to teach them to rock out real good, eh?
*Billy Rex: Spread the rock, eh? Woo, woo, WOO!!
(The rest of the Absolute Zeros rocks on, with Bobby doing a high-five with Radarr. However the former was too strong for Radarr who got thrown off a small cliff.)
*Aerrow: Think of it as temporary. Cyclonia won't have your real home much longer, not if we have anything to do with it.
*Suzy Lu: I like your thinking. I was wondering why this one was in charge (referring to Piper, who is also blowing a bubblegum before it pops).
(The Raptors did not have a fortunate end, as Hoerk and Spitz tries to fix up the Bone Wing, only for it to fall apart. Spitz does a face palm at their failure. Repton sees it in disgust, and turns to Leugey, who is making a snowman)
*Leugey: Can we come here again next year, boss?
(Repton goes up to Leugey to vent out his frustration, with the latter crying in pain)
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