You Can't Do That on the Podcast

You Can't Do That on the Podcast is a new Twitch-exclusive segment on Orange Lounge Radio, parodying the opening segment to the classic Nickelodeon program You Can't Do That on Television, where another fictitious program is pre-empted by our own show.
756 - Secret of Manafort
757 - A DarkSakura Christmas Spectacular 
758 - Mavis Beacon Teaches Murder
759 - Super Mathtroid
760 - President Cat's State of the Union
761 - Marie Kondo Organizes my Inventory
762 - Tecmo Super Bowel
763 - Broccoli Farming Simulator '19 
764 - The Konami Pachinko Machine Infomercial Block
765 - A Staryu is Born
766 - Hearthstoned
767 - Dead by Daylight Savings Time (listener submission: meremuse)
768 - St. Patrick's Day of the Tentacle
769 - The Epyx Game Store
770 - Red Dead Ticket Redemption
771 - God of Wart
772 - Tomb Panty Raider
773 - Easter in Silent Hill
774 - Mortal Kombat vs. Sesame Street
775 - Bubble Bath Babe the Pig
776 - Pokemon: Detective Bidoof
777 - Leisure Suit Larry King
778 - Happy Days Gone
779 - Pokemon Sleep Forever
780 - Battletoadette
781 - Dance Dance Revolution is as old as The Parent Trap starring Lindsay Lohan, also you're welcome
782 - Harry Potter: Wizards Unite Against Big Pharma
783 - NeoPet Sematary
784 - Bed, Bath and Beyond Good & Evil
785 - Who scheduled Pokemon GO day during a heat wave?!
786 - Octomom Traveller
787 - Winning 7-Eleven
788 - No Man's SkyNet
789 - Tetris Mass Effect
790 - Double DragonCon
791 - The Blair Worst Witch
792 - Classic World of Warcraft Classic
793 - Super Mario World of Tanks
794 - Twitchcon 2019 is now over
795 - Untitled Geese [Howard, from Fatal Fury] Game
796 - The Original Gemini Man
797 - Unplanned OLR Vacation
798 - Pumpkaboo Spiced Lattes
799 - HOZEN 2
800 - Deathcake Stranding
801 - Sesame Streets of Rage
802 - Panic at the Disco Elysium
803 - Christmas With the Creepers
804 - March 2020 is coming
805 - Where in Target is Carmen Sandiego?
806 - Awesome Games Played Very Slowly
807 - Number Munchers Do My Taxes
808 - A Super Bowl of Nuts
809 - Princess Tomato in the Broccoli Kingdom
810 - beatmania IIDX LAWNMOWER
811 - Jackbox Introvert Party Pack
812 - Villagers.... will always pay their debts
813 - The Sims... but you are the Sim
814 - Pixel Shark! Shark! (doo doo doo doo doo doo)
815 - Final Fantasy VII DEMAKE
816 - Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Social Distance
817 - cooking the books mama
818 - PIKRISSCROSS
819 - Nintendo wishes all mothers a happy mother's day, except Mother 3
820 - XBOX Series X-Files (the truth is out there...)
821 - Animal Fracking
822 - Underwater Club House Games
823 - Bobby Blackwolf Buys a Playstation 5
824 - Persona 4: Golden Shower
825 - Orange Lounge Radio: The College Years
826 - Megadeth Stranding
827 - Ninjala Meets Llamas
828 - Paper Mario: The Recycle Bin King
829 - Pokèmon SLO Fest
830 - Carrion, My Wayward Son
831 - Mr. Driller Buys a Dental Practice
832 - Pitfall Guys!.
833 - Microsoft Fight Simulator
834 - Tell Me Why This Year Is So Shitty
835 - XBOX Series S Club 7
836 - Roller Coaster Tycoon: 2020 Edition
837 - Pumpkin Spice Tetris
838 - HADES: Adult Fanfiction Marathon
839 - The Rayman Horror Picture Show
840 - Five Nights at Freddy Krueger's
841 - Half-Life: Alyx Kidd
842 - Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate Dance Party
843 - Lovesac Girl: A Big Adventure
844 - Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity Jane
845 - Nate Robinson's Punch-Out!!
846 - The Bad Game Awards
847 - Cyberpunk 2077: Commodore Edition
848 - Assassin's Creed Vanilla
849 - Immortals: Fenyx Rising Price Cuts
850 - Awesome Games Done at Quickly
851 - The Beauty of Silence
852 - The Cease and Desist-Proof Nontendo Vii Chat Show
853 - My Turn Next (featuring the infinitely memed Bernie Sanders and his homemade mittens!)
854 - Destroying Billionaires Thanks to Animal Crossing
855 - Pokemon Go Rosenland Community Day
856 - Candy Hearts From XBOX Live
857 - Zelda turns 35, how old does that make you? You're welcome
858 - Space Channel Launches Yet Another Streaming Service
859 - Harvest Moon: Dawn of the Final Day
860 - Bravely Defaulted on My Loan
861 - Pokemon Snapped
862 - Dead by Smooshlight
863 - Reader Rabbit Teaches Us Naughty Words
864 - ASMR Cartridge Blowing
865 - My Type or R-Type?
866 - Resident Evil: VILLAGE People
867 - Drag King's Quest
868 - Mother's Day with Mother Brain (of Metroid series fame of course)
869 - Pocket Monster (aka Pokemon here in the US) Hunter
870 - AC/DC Universe Online
871 - Adult Icarus
872 - "The Steam and Mobile Digital Gaming Event"
873 - E3 Lies We All Fell For
874 - 19XX: The War Against Corporate Podcasts
875 - Super Mario Bros. 3: California Edition (every level is a desert with the angry sun!)
876 - Three versions of the Steam means Valve CAN count to 3
877 - SANIC and DANKY KANG at the Olympic Games
878 - The Gathering of People Happy With Niantic and Pokemon GO Changes
879 - Explaining to Bobby Blackwolf why Ni no Kuni is still getting releases
880 - Computer Chips
881 - Twelve Minutes.... to Cook a Potato
882 - Pumpkin Spice Pixel Poops
883 - Singstar: Enya
884 - Pokemon Unite Against the 1%
885 - Cookie Clicker 2: The Cookies Meet Their Match (feat. Cookie Monster)
886 - Nintendo Presents: SQUID GAME
887 - Metroid BREAD
888 - Animal Doxxing
889 - Courageous Maria (AKA if Spirit Halloween did a sexy Mario costume)
890 - Forza Horizon Zero Dawn
891 - The Jokes Just Write Themselves (in regards to Grand Theft Auto: Remastered's disastrous launch, as Rockstar really dropped the ball on this release!)
892 - Pokemon: Shining Pearl Necklace
893 - The Dark Knight Monster Hunter Rises
894 - Final Fantasy XIV: ENDLOGINS
895 - Commercials, Rapid Fire Awards, and More Commercials (as The Game Awards happened this last week!)
896 - Animal Crossing: Nudist Resort
897 - Smooth Jazz Jackrabbit (featuring remixed music by Kenny G?!)
898 - In memoriam of Betty White (originally slated for the prior week, before the unexpected cancellation of the show.)
899 - The Twitch Show with a bad internet connection
900 - Microsoft's World of Warcraft (as the big bombshell was Microsoft purchasing Activision-Blizzard!)
901 - Streets of Internet Rage
902 - Blades of Steel Magnolias
903 - Superb Owl (featuring Blathers from Animal Crossing)
904 - Unpacking is only fun in a videogame (clever nod to rob's move to studio #8 while we were off last week!)
905 - Babylon's Flop
906 - Chocobo Bank Robbers
907 - Elden RINGU
908 - Rob Roberts Plays Vegas Stakes IRL
909 - Chrono Crossfire (you'll get caught up in the.... )
910 - Kingdom Hearts 5 (release date: the end of all time)
911 - Pocky (the Japanese snack produced by Glico, chocolate covered cookies in stick form) and Rocky
912 - It's Gonna Be May
913 - Strange New World
914 - Triangle Man Strategy
915 - Hershey's Bugsnax
916 - Eiyuden Chronicle: Rising Thunder
917 - Diablo For.... Immortal Wallets
918 - Prop Cycle DLC for Microsoft Flight Simulator
919 - A Happy Father's Day to dads that actually watch their children
920 - You Can't Do That on twitch.tv
921 - Summer Guys
922 - My Girlfriend is a Little Mermaid
923 - Konami Runs out of Original Ideas and Reboots Itself
924 - More Made Up Shit for Nier Automata
925 - The Last Guardian Legend
926 - Cult of the Lambchop
927 - Kirby's Dream HomeTown Buffet
928 - The Pac-Family Goes to Trademark-dispute Purgatory
929 - Why does every video game have a desert level, when I live in one?!
930 - Nintendo Online.... and other things we shouldn't be paying for
931 - Taiko no Tatsujin: Folsom Street Festival (look it up, but viewer discretion advised)
932 - Death Stadiaing
933 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Foam Pit Attorney
934 - Video Games we've played longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister
935 - Untitled Silent Hill Game (starring the goose from Untitled Goose Game!)
936 - Harvestella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh
937 - The Dark Pictures Anthology: BIRD APP (RIP twitter....)
938 - ATARI 50: A reminder that you too, are old
939 - The Game Awards Patch 1.1
940 - Monopoly: Yuji Naka Edition (do not pass GO, do not collect $200)
941 - Fuser: Dawn of the Final Day
942 - Bayonetta 2 is a Christmas game, and other holiday facts
943 - Who is playing SimCity With My Town?!
944 - Dungeons & Dragons and Dirtbag CEOs
945 - Risen (starring the Pillsbury Dough Boy)
946 - Powerwash SImulator (featuring the scene from UHF with Michael Richards and the fire hose)
947 - E. .... just E. (The joke being none of the big 3 (MS/Sony/Nintendo) will be AT E3 this year)
948 - OUYA For Nintendo Switch Online
949 - Theatrhythm: Wii Music
950 - Uwe Boll Presents: Friday the 13th: The Game: The Movie
951 - Spice Girls Pinball
952 - The Wii U eShop (will not be seen tonight. (since it's closing after this week's episode alongside the 3DS eShop!))
953 - A.I. Smarter Than Gaming C.E.O.s
954 - The Just Announced Spirit Store Convention (with E3 dead they gotta put SOMETHING there...)
955 - Meet Your Coffee Maker
956 - Injustice Turns 10 (and other stories to make you feel old)
957 - Fun With Street Fighter Slider Bars (given Street Fighter 6's World Tour mode and its extremely robust character creator)
958 - The Beam (It's a local sportsball reference)
959 - REDFALLing MetaCritic Scores
960 - Legend of Zelda: Tears of Eiji Aonuma (If you spent six years developing a crafting system only to have people use it to construct giant phalluses you'd probably be crying too...)
961 - KFCABK (What if KFC bought Activision/Blizzard/King?!)
962 - Street Fighter 666 (y'know since Diablo 4 and its satanic themes also launched this week?!)
963 -E3.... will not be seen tonight (not that we needed it with the XBOX Showcase and Summer Game Fest doing just fine in covering most of the bases in gaming announcements)
964 - Ichiban (of 'Like a Dragon'/Yakuza fame) Meets Austin Powers
965 - OLR Finds Out What Happens in Vegas (stays in Vegas?)
966 - HELLO KITTY: Portal to Hell Adventure
967 - Real Housewives of the Mushroom Kingdom
968 - The FTC Learns to Play Video Games (probably something about the MS/Sony/Actiblizzard thing)
969 - Watch For Account Inactivity Dogs (as WatchDogs publisher Ubisoft put out a statement that inactive accounts would be deleted after 30 days!)
970 - EVO66 (both a shout-out to the fighting game tournament EVO that happened over the last weekend (as well as its newest game Street Fighter 6), and a BEMANI reference to a song that appeared in IIDX once upon a time back when we talked about that series at length!!)
971 - Hurricane Hillary Duff
972 - Bethesda Attempts to Release a Bug-free Video Game
973 - Sea of S.T.A.R.S. (from Resident Evil, crossing over with the recent release that's a huge tribute game to Chrono Trigger)
974 - The Internet Explodes Under the Weight of Everyone Switching to Godot (Unity CEO made an extremely unpopular change to the programming environment this week)
975 - Disney MICROTRANSACTIONSTORM
976 - Sony Security Systems (it looks like they got hacked..... AGAIN)
977 - DDR is 25, but Kylie Minogue is timeless
978 - What happens at TwitchCon, stays at TwitchCon (co-starring the legendary Orange Bat, for those who have been with the show since the early days...)
979 - Alan Bake
980 - Daylight Saving Timespinner (referencing a metroidvania-like that we interviewed the developers of many years ago!)
981 - Super Mario BFG
982 - Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution Revival
983 - Disney Death Valley
984 - Announcement that soon we will be announcing the date of our game's official announcement
985 - Cleaning the house, but in Fortnite
986 - The Grinch That Stole The Gaming Industry (starring Bobby Kotick)
987 - Butterfly ~Bluesky Icon Remix~ / Bluesky developers vs. SMILE.dk
988 - Going Outside
989 - Atari Releases Another Hundred Ways to Play Yar's Revenge
990 - Attack of the Clones: Episode 990
991 - Taylor Swift Destroys the Entire AI Industry
992 - The Short Message (FUC_ _ONAMI) (would you like to solve?)
993 - Mario vs. Donkey Kong vs. SNK
994 - Octopath Travelling off the eShop
995 - Mario Teaches Facebook Hacking
996 - Green Beer Tapper (having taped on St. Patrick's Day)
997 - Unlock this joke for $1.99 (something about Dragon's Dogma II... and hopefully won't lead to any negative reviews)
998 - Altered Beast Celebration Day
999 - OLR Chronicle ~999 Heroes~ (featuring a where's waldo of old OLR in-joke cameos!!)
1000 - Oranger Lounge Radio (We're starting over! as was the tagline for DDR EXTREME back in 2004)
1001 - Little Dead Planet (what with the servers officially staying offline and all... )
1002 - Games that came out what felt like yesterday getting 15th anniversary re-releases making me feel some sorta way
1003 - Sea of Thieves -Nintendo's Version-
1004 - Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut.... out half the globe
1005 - FFXIV: Dewtrail
1006 - Buying Yar's Revenge and Astrosmash for the 1,000th time
1007 - Waiting for a Google employee to leak Nintendo's Summer announcements
1008 - Naming the new Dragon Age
1009 - I don't understand why they didn't just call it The Legend of Link either
1010 - Summer Games Done Silly (brought to you by Monty Python's Flying Circus, I guess??)
1011 - You Think You Just Fell out of Coconut Mall?! (some kinda political reference IDK)
1012 - Star Wars: Booty Hunter
1013 - Two Thousand Versions of DOOM II
1014 - Concord Q-Zar RIP
1015 - BORDERLANDS 4......gotten box office