Family Therapy/Quotes

:Bart: Family therapy? What the hell is this?
:Lisa: You said we're going out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!
:Homer: Well, I lied.
:Sherwood: Uh, Simpsons? Welcome. So what brings you to family therapy?
:Homer: Well doc, it's like this... they're all drivin' me crazy; I don't know what to do.
:Bart: Not my fault.
:Lisa: I wish I was an orphan.
:Homer: Lisa!
:Bart: Oh boy, mints!
:Sherwood: Go ahead, take one. 
:(Bart starts eating mints)
:Homer: We never laugh anymore, doc.
:Lisa: You can say that again.
:Bart: (mouthful) When Homer's right, he's right.
:Lisa: For once, the old man's correctarooni.
:Homer: Shut up!
:Sherwood: I'm sensing some deep seated hostility here. Why don't we all take a deep cleansing breath?
:(Simpsons take deep breath)
:(Bart continues to eat mints)
:Sherwood: Don't you think you've had enough mints, son?
:Bart: (mouthful) I ain't leavin' till that bowl's empty.
:Homer: Put those mints back, boy.
:(Bart spits it out)
:Lisa: Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
:Sherwood: Good lord, you little slob! You've ruined the whole bowl!
:Lisa: Don't talk to my brother like that, you big oaf!
:(Lisa kicks Sherwood in the shin)
:Sherwood: D'ohh! Why you little borderline psychotic...!
:Homer: No one talks to my daughter like that!
:Sherwood: Oh yeah? Now you're gonna bully me like you bully your kids?!
:Bart: We don't like you, sir.
:(Bart shoots Sherwood with a suction cup dart gun)
:(Lisa cuts off his tie and Marge gasps)
:Sherwood: (as he removes cup darts) Leave this office, please!
:(Sherwood slams door)
:(Simpsons went out and then they laugh)
Category:Quotes