Tetra

Tetra, sometimes known as The Crab Queen, is a platinum-based robot girl who controls an army of land crabs. She lives in an abandoned car dealership, where she sells “blue rock candy” to children to make a quick buck.
== History ==
=== “Childhood” ===
Tetra was made in a factory in Delaware somewhere. Shortly after her creation, she proceeded to claw her way out of the factory, used a jetpack to fly over to a beach, and trained an army of land crabs to attack en masse whenever she glances and squints at someone, keep in mind this happened in around 3 minutes.
=== Adulthood (wtf happened to her teens!?!??) ===
She “encouraged” the owner of a car dealership to forfeit his business to her so she could have an area of residence sometime in the 2000s, and has lived there ever since. Sometime she became an avid viewer of Breaking Bad, and the escapades of Breaking Bad Guy convinced her to start her “business”
== Trivia ==
* She has no orifices on her body, she was designed this way so that no-one would do stuff to her.
* No one knows who named her, but it's thought to be of Greek origin since "tetra" is a prefix meaning "4" .
* Her “dress” is actually a wrap around green screen so she can wear funny meme clothes.
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