Detective Shoehorn

My name is detective Franky Shit-Dick, and I'm a Unit B cop.
== Biography ==
Detective Shoehorn is a character from Ed Atlin's series of animated shorts called Crime Patrol. Parts 1 and 2 can be found on Newgrounds, and the third part which was more of a joke entry than an actual episode can be found on YouTube here. In the series, the detective struggles with the hardships that come with being a Unit B cop. In the third episode he says his name is "Detective Franky Shit-Dick", but since that's not an actual episode it doesn't really count. 
He's a take on the hardboiled film-noir detective trope, which is why he's always in black and white. He has a 'B' on his badge, because in case you didn't know, HE'S A UNIT B COP.
His actual name was revealed when he appeared in Space Tree during the episode Phil in a short clip titled Diet Tips, along with his colleague in crime-fighting, The Chief. His design's a little different here from how he looked in the Crime Patrol shorts. In it, the pair discussed how they were going to rescue the Chief's wife, but they probably never did.
== Memorable Quotes ==
"Tastes like crime to me... Delicious crime..." - Phil
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