Lesser Key of Solomon

== I Forgot What Goes Here ==
The Lesser Key of Solomon (小さな白人男性のペニス) is the least of the Florida Keys (whatever that means, least in quality or least in quantity? The world may never know). By turning twelve spatial divisions of the ecliptic astrally while holding the key in one's mouth as if pompously suckling a lollipop a host of Archons may be summoned to the residing plane. This may imply that the Key is but a fetish used in Jugglery rather than an artifact of greater significance.
== Pulls ==
The Archon you summon is unfortunately random, and the entities have a variety of rarities that may change depending on the current "banner," usually effected by the alignment of celestial bodies and happenstance of seasons. The Lesser Key of Solomon has a limited number of charges each week, that being five pulls. If one is not satisfied with their Archon drops, they may opt to contact a higher Archon and spend Cuckybux to increase their number of charges and even allegedly(?) increase their chances of pulling a more valued Archon. These available pulls are:
=== Eastertide ===
* Hot Dog Succubus (1 Star, 69% chance)
* Free reroll (31% chance)
=== Midsummer ===
* Random rock that smells funny (42% chance)
* Skinface (1 Star, 34% chance)
* Watcher (2 Star, 21% chance)
* Hot Dawg, Succubus!! (2 Star, 3% chance)
=== Harvestumn ===
=== Midwinter ===