Lisa Crocket

- Lisa Crocket's catchphrase when she says nothing
==About==
Lisa Crocket is a Backyard Kid. She has an even keel demeanor, and rarely speaks more than 2 words at a time. 
Lisa's near-clones are Fernando Diaz and Holly Franklin. 
==Scouting Reports==
===Backyard Baseball 2001 and 2003===
Lisa Crocket
Batting 	
Running 	
Pitching	
Fielding	
Lisa is a player who flies under the radar. She has a solid line drive swing, above average speed, and a strong throwing arm. Her combination of speed and arm makes her a good choice for the outfield. 
She can also make appearances on the mound in relief with decent hooks. 
===Backyard Football 2002===
Lisa Crocket
Category 	Rating
Throwing 	
Catching 	
Running 	
Blocking/Tackling	
Kicking 	
Lisa is a no-nonsense lineman. She is often placed at the offensive line position by the computer. She has a catching rating that is just high enough for her to be a decent wide receiver, which her height also helps with. In a pinch, she can be used as a kicker, too. 
==League History==
===BBL===
====Season 1====
Lisa Crocket first appeared in the BBL for the Diamondbacks and coach Yurya. She was second on the team in stolen bases. 
====Season 2====
Lisa came back for season two and played for the Astros under coach gmchappe. Lisa won the S2 World Series with the 'Stros. 
====Season 3====
In Season 3, Lisa was chosen in the 6th round with the 132nd overall pick by coach Eauxps I. Fourgott of the Mariners. Her performance was comparable to her first two seasons. 
====Season 4====
Coach Eauxps I. Fourgott must have been impressed with Lisa's performance, because he selected her earlier in this draft. The Braves took Lisa with the first pick of the 5th round, pick 97 overall. And Lisa's production was very similar to what Eauxps had gotten out of her in S3. 
====Season 5 - Lulu====
Lisa's stock fell in S5, being taken in the 6th round with the 124th overall pick by mbless1415, coach of the Twins. Despite only 10 games in the stat sheet, her stats were pretty on par with her Season 4. 
==== Season 6 ====
Lisa ended up back in familiar hands when coach Eauxps I. Fourgott snatched her up in round 5 with the 107th overall pick for his Melonheads. Lisa recorded her worst batting average yet. 
==== Season 7 ====
Lisa was drafted with the final pick of the 4th round, pick #96 by coach Kiiiiiiiiiiiiis of the Cubs. Lisa enjoyed one of her finest seasons yet, setting career highs in average, OPS, and RBIs.
==== Season 8 ====
For season 8, Lisa was snatched up with the 102nd pick in the 5th round by coach Vissery of the Hornets, although the team was coached in the regular season by mbless1415. Lisa played second base and was a useful bad in the middle of the lineup, leading the team in doubles. The Hornets made the playoffs as a Wild Card but lost in the first round.
==== Season 9 ====
In Season 9, Lisa was drafted in a similar spot, 107th overall in the 5th round by coach Yurya of the Monsters. For the first time in her career, she was her team's main pitcher, pitching 72 innings with a 1.00 ERA and 49 strikeouts. At the plate, she was alright, batting 0.500 and scoring 12 runs.
==== Season 10 ====
===== 2001 =====
The next season, Lisa joined the Blue Jays with coach Eauxps I. Fourgott, who drafted her 95th overall in the 5th round. This was Eauxps' fourth time selecting Lisa. This season, he was looking to form an "all-tall" team. Lisa had some struggles on offense, batting 0.400, scoring 6 runs, and only driving in two runners. 
===== 2003 =====
In the 2003 league, Lisa was drafted 86th overall in the 4th round by coach personizzle of the Marlins, who ended up trading her to coach Wizard of the Rangers. Lisa had an average season, batting 0.569 and scoring 14 times. In a twist of fate, Wizard's Rangers faced off against personizzle's Marlins, and the Marlin-for-a-day Lisa beat the coach who drafted her in the Season 10 2003 World Series. 
==== Career Stats ====
Lisa Crocket Career Stats
S 	Team 	Coach 	G 	AB 	H 	1B 	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R 	BB	SO	SB	E 	TB 	AVG 	SLG 	OPS 	RC 	BF 	HA	RA	K 	BB	PT 	B 	S 	IP 	(E)RA	WHIP 	S/B
1 	Diamondbacks	Yurya 	14 	46 	25 	12 	10	2 	1 	13 	15 	1 	1 	15	1 	42 	0.543	0.913	1.466	23.23 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
2 	Astros 	gmchappe 	14 	61 	30 	9 	18	3 	0 	17 	26 	1 	11	7 	0 	54 	0.500	0.885	1.385	27.13 	3 	1 	0 	1 	0 	7 	1 	6 	1 	0.00 	1.00 	6.00
3 	Mariners 	Eauxps I. Fourgott	14 	47 	27 	19 	5 	2 	1 	16 	15 	2 	6 	10	3 	39 	0.574	0.830	1.422	23.1 	3 	0 	0 	1 	0 	7 	0 	7 	1 	0.00 	0.00 	inf
4 	Braves 	Eauxps I. Fourgott	14 	43 	26 	22 	1 	1 	2 	8 	11 	0 	4 	4 	7 	35 	0.605	0.814	1.419	21.2 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
5 	Twins 	mbless1415 	10 	41 	22 	16 	4 	1 	1 	8 	12 	0 	2 	1 	0 	31 	0.537	0.756	1.293	16.6 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
6 	Melonheads 	Eauxps I. Fourgott	14 	48 	17 	10 	4 	1 	2 	11 	10 	1 	5 	2 	4 	29 	0.354	0.604	0.972	10.7 	1 	0 	0 	1 	0 	3 	0 	3 	0.3 	0.00 	0.00 	inf
7 	Cubs 	Kiiiiiiiiiiiiis 	14 	59 	39 	31 	5 	1 	2 	21 	21 	3 	8 	13	4 	52 	0.661	0.881	1.559	35.2 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
8 	Hornets 	mbless1415 	14 	60 	41 	30 	10	1 	0 	6 	21 	1 	5 	0 	1 	53 	0.683	0.883	1.572	36.5 	2 	2 	4 	0 	0 	3 	0 	3 	0 	inf 	inf 	inf
9 	Monsters 	Yurya 	14 	48 	24 	21 	2 	0 	1 	3 	12 	2 	6 	6 	2 	29 	0.500	0.604	1.124	15.1 	260	57	12	49	0 	598	62	556	72.0	1.00 	0.79 	8.97
10	Blue Jays 	Eauxps I. Fourgott	14 	45 	18 	13 	4 	0 	1 	2 	6 	1 	7 	0 	1 	25 	0.400	0.556	0.969	10.3 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
10	Rangers 	Wizard 	14 	51 	29 	25 	4 	0 	0 	6 	14 	4 	3 	0 	0 	33 	0.569	0.647	1.247	19.8 	12 	0 	0 	6 	0 	32 	3 	29 	4.00	0.00 	0.00 	9.67
 	 	TOTAL 	150	549	298	208	67	12	11	111	163	16	58	58	23	422	0.543	0.769	1.324	234.53	281	60	16	58	0 	650	66	604	78.3	1.23 	0.766	9.15
==Trivia==
* In the 2003 version only: Lisa Crocket gets a boost when teammates with Mike Piazza. Her Batting and Fielding ratings increase to give her a 6/8/6/8 line. This is likely a reference to Mike and the Mad Dog sports radio show that was popular at the time.
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