Hooplaese

This is the 8th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.
(Hoopla wakes up)
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Hoopla: Ah, it’s finally summer.
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Zoopla: It’s been summer for awhile now.
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Hoopla: Oh yeah. Wait how did you get into my room?
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Zoopla: Um listen so have you seen the news recently?
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Hoopla: Yeah, MermaidMan lost at checkers and chess, at the same time!
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Zoopla: No, not that. The OTHER news. 
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Hoopla: What?
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Zoopla: Well, APPARENTLY, some guy named Boopla who lived here in this very building was arrested under accusations of GET THIS dying his hair.
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Hoopla: Why did he get arrested for that?
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Zoopla: Hair dye costs a lot these days and can only be found on the black market. It’s only a matter of time before somebody overhears them and the entire market goes under.
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Hoopla: Well if the black market wants to stay undercover why don’t they just make their own language? Wait why don’t I make my own language? HOOPLA!
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Zoopla: Good luck son! Don’t get arrested!
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Hoopla: Don’t worry, I won’t pull a dad. 
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(Hoopla gets a coloring book out and rips out all of the pages for no reason, then grabs a notebook and starts writing words)
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Hoopla: HOOPLA! The brain juices are REALLY flowing! I could call my language, Hooplaese! Where all the words have something in common with the word HOOPLA!
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(Hoopla destroys a can of Dr. Patrick’s Soda for no reason, then gets a new can and chugs it)
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Hoopla: Blech! Diet Dr. Kelp is better!
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(Hoopla keeps writing as inspiring music plays, along with inspiring quotes popping into his head to keep him going)
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Hoopla: AH YES! HOOPLA! MY LANGUAGE! IT’S DONE!
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(Hoopla walks out of his room to the elevator and some purple Hoopla is standing in there)
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Hoopla: Hello sir, have you heard any new languages recently?
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Moopla: Can’t say I have.
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Hoopla: Well, get ready for my new language, Hooplaese! Hooplo, Hoopplaa, HuuHpoLa!
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Moopla: Woah, I gotta tell my tribe this. Thanks!
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Hoopla: Welcom- wait, tribe? AHH! THE OOPLA-TRIBE! AHH!
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(Moopla goes to the Oopla-Tribe)
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Moopla: MOOPLA! Guys I got us a language!
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Oopla-Tribe: Oopla-Doopla, Oopla-De-Do, wait what?
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Moopla: Well y’know how one of our members, Boopla, got arrested for having hair dye? With this, nobody can figure out what we’re saying! We’ll be undercover!
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Oopla-Tribe: Oopla-Doopla-Genius! Teach us this language.
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Moopla: Sure thing.
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(Lots of language lessons later…)
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Oopla-Tribe: Boopla-Toop Gop-Doopla! Tinka Roopla Zoopa! (This language is amazing! Time to rob a bank!)
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Moopla: Wait wut
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Oopla-Tribe: Nothing.
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(Alpooh walks in)
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Alpooh: What is all this nonsense? You gotta stick to my plan!
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Oopla-Tribe: Plan? We don’t care about that anymore! We’ll only listen to the person who invented this language!
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Moopla: That was Hoopla.
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Oopla-Tribe: Everyone, find Hoopla!
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(They all run away)
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Alpooh: No, no...doesn’t matter. I have a backup plan. I don’t need them!
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(Later)
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Hoopla: Oopla-Tribe? Hello?
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Oopla-Tribe: We are here to listen to your valuable words!
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Hoopla: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
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Oopla-Tribe: You invented Hooplaese right?
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Hoopla: Yeah.
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Oopla-Tribe: We’ll only listen to the person who invented this amazing language.
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Hoopla: o. Ok then. Listen up. Well uh.. What do you guys wanna do?
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Oopla-Tribe: Rob a bank!
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Hoopla: That’s extremely dangerous, but ok. From now on, we must only speak in Hooplaese.
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Oopla-Tribe: Yoopla-Goop. (Got it)
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Hoopla: Foopla, woop-boop scoopity-hoopla? (First, which bank should we rob?)
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Oopla-Tribe: (Speaking in Hooplaese, too lazy to type it out here) (The International Clamety Bank)
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Hoopla: o
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Oopla-Tribe: Hey, I thought we were supposed to be speaking in Hooplaese.
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Hoopla: We can talk in English when casual. Also I just thought about it, why do we need to rob a bank? This show makes me enough money.
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Oopla-Tribe: Oh yeah. Well, you’re our hero for inventing this language. A superhero!
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Hoopla: Hmm...superhero…
(end)
==Trivia==
*This is the first episode to have all three writers.
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