The Hoobs: Birthday/Transcript

Iver & Tula: We're off to see The Tiddlypeeps!
Twang: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know
Tim: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow
Tootle: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow
Twang: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low
Timp: Even with the turkey that you know will fold You may be stranded out in the cold
Tootle: Still you wouldn’t change it for a stack of gold
The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show
Timp: Now let’s get this over with.
Twang: Okay, Timp.
Tootle: The presents, The balloons, The streamers and you. Born on Every month that you on your own.
Timp: The presents, The balloons, The streamers and you. Born on Every day that you on your own.
Twang: You are agree to be born Yesterday, You are prettiest one gets your way.
The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know
Tootle: Everything about it is appealing Everything the traffic will allow
Timp: Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When your stealing That Extra bow
The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People that you don’t run out of dough
Twang: Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose there’s no attack
Timp: Where could you get money that you don’t give back?
The Motorettes: Let’s Go on with the show
Tootle: We’re not finish yet.
Twang: The Jugglers, The Sideshows, Ringmaster and You. The roustabouts that move the show at down
Tootle: The music, the spotlight, the people, the towns. the thrill of that applause when you go on
Timp: You’re standing out in front on opening night and there’s your billing right up there in lights 
The Motorettes: There’s No Business Like Show Business Like No Business I Know
Twang: Traveling through the country is so thrilling
Timp: Standing out in front on opening nights
Tootle: Smiling as you watch the theater filling and see your billing up there in lights (in lights)
The Motorettes: There’s No People Like Show People They smile when they are low Yesterday they told you, you would not go far That night you open and there you are, Next day on your dressing room they’ve hung a star Let's Go On With a show, Let's Go…… On With a… Show!
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