あのザコのポエムみたいなツイート、ゴミか！？ (Ano Zako no Poem Mitai na Tweet, Gomi ka!?)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
伝説の出会い厨 	densetsu no deai chuu 	Some legendary hookup troll
（はい！） 	(hai!) 	(Yes!)
現代の伊藤博文か 	gendai no itou hirobumi ka 	Like a modern-day ?
（はい！） 	(hai!) 	(Yes!)
 	 	
朝から晩まで 	asa kara ban made 	From morning to night,
モテる為に恋愛ポエム 	moteru tame ni renai poemu 	He writes poems about love, hoping to attract the ladies
いいから 	ii kara 	Listen up:
アカウントを！（はい！） 	akaunto o! (hai!) 	See his account?? (Yes!)
アカウントを！（はい！） 	akaunto o! (hai!) 	See his account?? (Yes!)
アカウント消せ！（はい！） 	akaunto kese! (hai!) 	Delete his account!! (Yes!)
 	 	
J-POPにありがちな言葉を 	J-POP ni ari gachi na kotoba o 	He just cut, strung together, and pasted
切って並べて貼っただけ 	kitte nabete hatta dake 	words commonly found in J-POP songs
（よいしょ！） 	(yoisho!) 	(Huff!)
それでフォロワーが増えたらフォロバ 	sorede forowaa ga fuetara foroba 	So whenever he gets a new follower, he follows back
やがて放たれるDM 	yagate hanatareru DM 	And then he gets to spamming them with his "magic arrows" (DMs)
 	 	
「フォローありがとう。どこ住んでるの」 	"foroo arigatou. doko sunderu no" 	"thanks for the follow! where do you live"
「結構近いね。今夜ちょっとメシ行かない？」 	"kekkou chikai ne. konya chotto meshi ikanai?" 	"that's pretty close to where I live. wanna eat together tonight, just for a bit?"
（はい！はい！はーい！） 	(hai hai! hai!) 	(Yes! Yes! Yessss!)
 	 	
大地と天空に返された（はい！） 	daichi to tenkuu ni kaesareta (hai!) 	We returned him to the heavens and the dirt (Yes!)
無情な（はい！） 	mujou na jumon (hai!) 	A heartless reply (spell) (Yes!)
「別にいいです」 	"betsu ni ii desu" 	"sure, I don't mind"
「いえ結構です」 	"ie kekkou desu" 	"nah, I'm good"
「きもちわる」（それ！） 	"kimochi waru" (sore!) 	"gross!" (Exactly!)
罪を罰する魔法 （はい！） 	tsumi o bassuru mahou sukusho (hai!) 	The magic bringing the punishment for his sins is the super-dimensional computer death-shadow hellfire (screenshots) (Yes!)
解き放たれた群衆の声が湧き上がる（それ！） 	tokihanatareta gunshuu no koe ga waki agaru (sore!) 	The unleashed mob's voices are in an uproar (Exactly!)
晒し上げられた彼のは今まさに燃ゆる業火 	sarashi agerareta kare no tsuuchi ran wa ima masani moyuru gouka	Now that we’ve humbly doxxed his Garden of Eden (notifs), the hellfire’s just about to burn
地獄絵図 	jigoku ezu 	This is what Hell looks like
（絵図！絵図！絵図！ 	(ezu! ezu! ezu! 	(Looks like! Looks like! Looks like!
絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図！ 	ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu! 	Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like!
絵図！絵図！地獄絵図！） 	ezu! ezu! jigoku ezu!) 	Looks like! Looks like! This is what Hell looks like!)
（はい！） 	(hai!) 	(Yes!)
 	 	
（はい！） 	(hai!) 	(Yes!)
（それ！） 	(sore!) 	(Exactly!)
 	 	
星が煌めく 	hoshi ga kirameku 	A star sparkles
お気に入りの星 	oki ni iri no hoshi 	My favorite star
「図に乗った…調子こいた…」 	"zu ni notta… choushi koita…" 	“you guys have gone too far... you’ve gotten carried away...”
鍵をかけろ 	kagi o kakero 	Lock his account
魔法の鍵を 	mahou no kagi o 	With a magic lock
「手遅れだ…もう駄目だ…」 	"teokure da… mou dame da…" 	"it's too late... it's no use now..."
「すいませんでした…もうしません…」 	"suimasen deshita… mou shimasen…" 	"i'm so sorry for what I did... i won't do it ever again..."
 	 	
救いの声は空に消えた 	sukui no koe wa kuu ni kieta 	The voice of salvation vanished into the sky
（はい！はい！はーい！） 	(hai! hai! haai!) 	(Yes! Yes! Yessss!)
 	 	
大地と天空に裁かれた 	daichi to tenkuu ni sabakareta 	We tried him in the heavens and the dirt
哀しき（はい！） 	kanashiki jumon (hai!) 	A sad reply (Yes!)
「こいつ最悪」 	"koitsu saiaku" 	"dude's the worst"
「絶対許すな」 	"zettai yurusu na" 	"don't forgive him at all"
「きもちわる」（それ！） 	"kimochi waru" (sore!) 	"gross!" (Exactly!)
断罪を成すスパブロの剣（はい！） 	danzai o nasu supaburo no ken (hai!) 	The swords of spam-blocking build up the condemnation (Yes!)
群衆は唱えた（はい！） 	gunshuu wa tonaeta (hai!) 	The mob chanted (Yes!)
永遠の魔法　を（それ！） 	eien no mahou ritsuiito o (sore!) 	Eternal magic　The ultimate doxxing, condemned to being flamed (via retweets) (Exactly!)
 	 	
（はい！はい！はい！それー！はい！） 	(hai! hai! hai! soree! hai!) 	(Yes! Yes! Yes! Exaaaactly! Yes!)
 	 	
神の雷槌 炎上の刑（はい！） 	kami no ikazuchi tsuchi enjou no kei (hai!) 	Sentenced to being flamed by way of Thor's hammer (Yes!)
解き放たれた（それ！） 	tokihanatareta (sore!) 	The unleashed (Exactly!)
群衆の声が湧き上がる（はい！） 	gunshuu no koe ga waki agaru (hai!) 	Mob's voices are in an uproar (Yes!)
晒し上げられた彼のは今まさに燃ゆる業火 	sarashi agerareta kare no tsuuchi ran wa ima masani moyuru gouka	Now that we’ve humbly doxxed his Garden of Eden (notifs), the hellfire’s just about to burn
地獄絵図 	jigoku ezu 	This is what Hell looks like
（絵図！絵図！絵図！絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図絵図！） 	(ezu! ezu! ezu! ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu ezu!) 	(Looks like! Looks like! Looks like! Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like Looks like!
（じご！じご！じご！じご！じご！じご！地獄絵図！） 	(jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigo! jigoku ezu!) 	(This is! This is! This is! This is! This is! This is! This is what Hell looks like!)
（はい！） 	(hai!) 	(Yes!)
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