NickJuniorTrouble Part 2

Creator:Cosmobo
Editors:Cosmobo
Series:Channel Chasers
Episode:17
Air Date:1,3,15
==Plot==
SpongeBob continues going through the worst shows on Nick Junior. 
==Script==
[Previously]
Daddy Pig:I was playing my fake guitar and smashed the table when I dived on it 
Peppa:it was funny... 
SpongeBob:ok...why not? 
Daddy Pig:now all you need to do is get the pieces I need for it! 
SpongeBob:oh... 
[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends on a bus]
SpongeBob:you know...this doesn't make sense!
Sandy:what part doesn't make sense?
SpongeBob:well usually we are like on a strange quest but but!we haven't done anything hero like or quest like yet!
Sandy:maybe no one is gonna go all crazy and start killing people in Peppa Pig universe?
SpongeBob:it is a 5 year old show...
Patrick:yeah...
[a crash can be heard]
SpongeBob:was that a crash?!yay!
Sandy:your one weird Sponge 
Squidward:tell me about it...your just friends with him!I live next to him!
Patrick:that wasn't a crash...it was just my videogame!I died!
SpongeBob:wait a video game?which one?!
Patrick:the one where you have to get across the road!
Sandy:where did you get the game from?
Patrick:it smashed through the bus window?
Sandy:what?
[shows a grandfather clock smash through the window]
Sandy:woah!
SpongeBob:ah!
Squidward:who's doing that?!
Patrick:yeah it was kind of like that...
[shows a sword come through the roof]
SpongeBob:AH!
Sandy:were being attacked!
[shows a axe come through the roof]
Sandy:get out!
[shows the roof fly off]
SpongeBob:AH TORNADO!!
Sandy:GET DOWN!
[shows people flying off into a giant wormhole in the sky]
[shows a Krabby Patty fly down]
SpongeBob:a Krabby Patty!
Mr Krabs:what in the blazes is that doing here?!
SpongeBob:I don't know!
[shows loads of barrels start coming down]
SpongeBob:AH!
[shows Patrick get hit by a barrel]
Patrick:AH!
SpongeBob:Patrick!
[shows the bus come off the ground and start going near the wormhole]
SpongeBob:are you ok?!
Patrick:I need...I need...
SpongeBob:what do you need?!
Patrick:some tweezers...
SpongeBob:wha?
Patrick:I have a splinter!I can't move!
SpongeBob:it's just a splinter!
[shows 2 weights on Patrick's arms]
Patrick:nah I really can't!
[shows SpongeBob start floating off into the wormhole]
SpongeBob:AH!HELP ME!!
Sandy:SpongeBob!
[shows Sandy see a person gripping onto a desk]
Sandy:in there!
SpongeBob:are you crazy?!
Sandy:no look!it's the pawn shop in Bikini Bottom!
SpongeBob:pawn shop?!let's go!
[shows everyone get sucked into the wrong wormhole]
SpongeBob:NO WAIT NOOOO!
[shows SpongeBob and friends land on a hot air balloon]
SpongeBob:NO!OUR ONLY CHANCE!
Patrick:ugh SpongeBob look where we are...
SpongeBob:AH!
Sandy:what do we do from here?!
SpongeBob:JUMP!
[shows SpongeBob jump from the hot air balloon]
Sandy:are you mad?!
Squidward:yup...he is mad...
Patrick:SpongeBob!
[shows Patrick jump from the hot air balloon]
Sandy:Patrick!I'm coming for ya!
[shows SpongeBob falling]
SpongeBob:I can turn into a parachute!
Patrick:yeah!
[shows some cards fall out of the windows of the hot air balloon]
SpongeBob:AH I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING MY EYES!
Patrick:Sandy!
Sandy:what?!
Patrick:some playing cards are attacking SpongeBob!
Sandy:wha?!I'm coming for ya SpongeBob
SpongeBob:GET THEM OFF ME!I CAN'T SEE!
[shows SpongeBob get sucked up by a vacuum coming out of the hot air balloon]
SpongeBob:AH!
Patrick:SpongeBob!NOOO!
Sandy:someone get into the hot air balloon!
[scene goes to Mr Krabs and Squidward on the top of the hot air balloon]
Mr Krabs:Mr Squidward I have a plan!
Squidward:what is it?
Mr Krabs:ya know?pop the balloon!
[shows Mr Krabs pop the balloon with his claws]
Squidward:AHHHH!!!YOU ARE MAD!!!
[shows Mr Krabs jump into the blimp]
Mr Krabs:come on!
Squidward:WAIT FOR ME!!!
[shows Squidward jump into the blimp]
[shows Sporticus and SpongeBob eating apples]
Sporticus:these are healthy apples!they make you more healthy!
Mr Krabs:what in the blazes is going on here?!
SpongeBob:I don't know he showed me some acrobatics and started eating...
Mr Krabs:oh...ok?so he hasn't kept you hostage?
Sporticus:the health is hostaged in his stomach!
Mr Krabs:he's keeping someone hostaged get him!
Squidward:Mr Krabs it was a play on-...
[shows Sporticus knocked out]
Mr Krabs:what was that?
SpongeBob:want a magic apple?
Mr Krabs:THERES NOTHING MAGIC ABOUT THAT!its probably poisoned!
SpongeBob:AH!
Squidward:oh...I guess its kind of weird...someone invited him into a house to eat fruit?weirdo...
SpongeBob:let's get out of here!
[shows SpongeBob walk out and find out that they are on ground]
SpongeBob:what the barnacles?
Mr Krabs:hello is anyone here?!
[shows Patrick and Sandy lying down on the floor]
Patrick:yeah...us!why?
SpongeBob:Patrick get up!we need to do a good deed!
Sandy:you go along we will catch up with ya!
SpongeBob:whats wrong with you?!your acting like Squidward!
Squidward:hey!
SpongeBob:no offence Squidward!
Squidward:oh no!none at all!
Patrick:we just don't feel like doing anything!
Sandy:all I can remember is a laser hitting us both...
Patrick:yeah!go on do a good deed so we can go to the next channel!
Sandy:and do nothing there...
Patrick:yup...
SpongeBob:laser?
[shows Robby Rotten behind SpongeBob with a laser]
SpongeBob:uh oh...
Robby Rotten:stand back and prepare to be lazy!
SpongeBob:no please don't!spare me!
Patrick:hey your back!
Sandy:say wanna get a tan with us?
Robby Rotten:after I zap you,you will be lazy!like I did with your friends!
SpongeBob:please no!
[shows Robby Rotten zap Squidward]
SpongeBob:NOOO!!!
Robby Rotten:hahaha!how do you feel?!
Squidward:*sighs*nothing happened!HOW ORIGINAL!
Robby Rotten:wait wha?!
[shows Squidward get zapped again]
Squidward:-_- please stop!it doesn't work!
[shows Mr Krabs punch Robby in the face and knock him out]
Squidward:STOP KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT!
Mr Krabs:eh...he had it coming...
SpongeBob:maybe we could replace Patrick and Sandy's laziness by zapping them again!
Squidward:how original
Sandy:I know!tell me about it!
SpongeBob:ok zap em!
Patrick:cant we finish our ta...?
[shows Patrick and Sandy get zapped]
Patrick:what happened?
Sandy:why am I tanned?!
Patrick:I was tanning?woah!
[shows a button come down]
SpongeBob:ok lets go!
[shows SpongeBob click the button]
[shows SpongeBob and friends fall outside of a cartoon house]
SpongeBob:what the?
Mr Krabs:oh no...I have a bad feeling about this place!
SpongeBob:me too...
[shows Steve Burns running into the house with Blue]
Steve:come on Blue!that was a good walk wasn't it?!now let's write a letter to someone saying how fun the trip was!that's what I used to do with my friends!
Blue:[in dog voice]ok!
[shows Steve and Blue walk into the house and shut the house door]
Squidward:is that a grown man speaking to a blue dog who can speak?
SpongeBob:yeah...
Patrick:that's trippy...
Sandy:a blue dog?
Patrick:seem's normal...
Mr Krabs:the weird thing is he is a grown adult speaking to his dog...
SpongeBob:hey!
Mr Krabs:what?
SpongeBob:nothing...
[shows Gary come out of one of SpongeBob's holes]
Gary:meow
SpongeBob:NO I DON'T!
[shows everyone staring at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob:what?
Sandy:did you just tell yourself that you didn't talk to a blue dog?
SpongeBob:let's check for good deeds!maybe in the house!
[shows SpongeBob knock on the door]
SpongeBob:hello?
[shows a gate come over the door]
SpongeBob:uh oh...
Mr Krabs:ah it's nothing!what is the worst that could happen with a house owned by a man child?
[shows weapons come out of the building]
SpongeBob:ugh maybe that...
[Steve comes onto a record]
Steve:hello!I'm Steve!
SpongeBob:what is going on?!
Steve:say hi Blue!
Blue:woof!
SpongeBob:ugh...
[shows Sandy karate kick all the weapons]
Steve:we just want to say if you are a robber,can you please not rob my note book?if you do I will blow you up...have a good day!
SpongeBob:let's go in now?!
[shows the letter box come alive]
Letter Box:OH NO YOU DO NOT!
SpongeBob:a letter box?
Squidward:this place is messed up!
[shows loads of envelopes flying out of the letter box]
SpongeBob:ah take cover!
Squidward:these don't have letters in!he just purchased loads of cards so he could draw on the envelopes!
Mr Krabs:that guy seriously didn't have a child hood did he?!
Sandy:I don't think he did!
[shows Sandy swing SpongeBob to the letter box]
SpongeBob:AHHHH!!!
[shows SpongeBob smash the letter box]
SpongeBob:ouch...
Sandy:now let's go in!
[shows SpongeBob and friends run into the house]
Steve:Blue I lost my crayon!can you find it?
[shows Patrick give Steve a crayon]
Steve:wait...how did you?...
Mr Krabs:you really need to get that dog to a vet
Steve:wha?Blue?
Mr Krabs:and was you bumped on the head as a baby?
Steve:ugh...wha?what kind of questions are these?!
SpongeBob:we went through all of that...for a pencil?!
Patrick:no...a crayon!
SpongeBob:FISHPASTE!
[AFTER THAT]
[shows SpongeBob and friends fall into a back yard]
SpongeBob:what is this place?
Patrick:I don't know...
Mr Krabs:this doesn't look so bad...
[shows a pirate ship crash into Squidward]
Squidward:OW MY FACE!
SpongeBob:how did a pirate ship get in a [dolphin chrip]ing backyard?!
Mr Krabs:Mr Squidward get up!
[shows Pablo jump out]
Pablo:it be land!it be land!it be lovely lovely land!
Mr Krabs:oh great...
Tasha:there be people on this island!they look like there castaways!
Squidward:no we don't!
Tasha:that was rough sea!
Pablo:I know!it was like a video game blocking the sea!
Tasha:I know how to cheer these castaways up!
SpongeBob:hello?what sea are you talking about?
Pablo:he's moaning!
SpongeBob:ugh no I'm not...
[shows another ship crash into the back of the other ship]
Squidward:HOW DO YOU KIDS EVEN HAVE PIRATE SHIPS?!
[shows Uniqua get out of the other ship]
Uniqua:AR IT BE ME ENEMIES!
SpongeBob:seriously where are the ships coming from?!
Uniqua:skull island!
[shows Uniqua point to a skyscraper]
SpongeBob:skull island?
Uniqua:I knew it!the dangerous sea's are blocking it!
[shows Uniqua point to a road]
SpongeBob:well...the kids do have good imagination
Uniqua:we need to get across!
Tasha:oh no ya don't matey!you can't touch me booty!
SpongeBob:well...they seem to be ignoring us...let's go...
Tasha:wait!you'll get hit on the head by a coconut!
Squidward:oh yeah of course we will!
[Squidward walks off]
[the wind blows a plant pot off the window side and hits Squidward on the head]
Squidward:OW!
SpongeBob:is that what you meant by coconut?
Tasha:no...
[shows Squidward look up]
Squidward:so what did you mean?
[shows a hammer fall onto Squidwards head]
Squidward:OWWW!!OUCH!
SpongeBob:Squidward!
Tasha:hm...well...I guess it's not coming down...
Squidward:THAT WASNT WHAT YOU MEANT?!WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY A COCONUT!?THERE IS NO COCONUT!
Tasha:I guess I was wrong...
[shows a tool box fall onto Squidward's head]
Squidward:OW!STOP IT!
Tasha:my dad was fixing the roof...hehe...
Squidward:I hate you...
Tasha:can you help us find the treasure?
SpongeBob:treasure?
Tasha:my crew is locked up their!
SpongeBob:-_- can't you just play in a box?
Squidward:yeah...
Tasha:no...were the backyardians
[shows SpongeBob get out some tape]
Pablo:he's going to put us in a box!I know let's have a dance off!
SpongeBob:I don't feel like it...just buy a TV and stay in the box!
Pablo:no!
[2 HOURS LATER]
[shows a box in a lake]
Pablo:[in box]wow it's like were at sea!this was a good idea!
[shows the box go down a waterfall]
[NEXT SHOW]
[TO BE CONINUED]
[FIN]
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