Dads & Grads Part 3

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Dads & Grads Part 3," where DJ Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining dad rock and marching band music. Dillon interviews a higher education entrepreneur, reconnects with his long-lost grandpa, and brings up current news. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the show handing off responsibilities. It turns out they have both booked guests for this week's episode and Matt leaves before his guest arrives. Before Dillon can start playing music, Stanley Smart enters the studio. Stanley is the founder, president, and sole teacher of Dad University, a new school opening in Fall 2023. Dad University is located at Stanley's home, where he has spent his left as an heir to his uncle's fortune – who passed away 20 years prior of emphysema.
Stanley spends $400 (or four Costco hundos) every two days at Trader Joe's, which he explains is to feed the twelve dads he holds captive on his property. Dillon feels like this is illegal and morally wrong, but Stanley just wants to create the university to allow the dads to further their education.
A second guest enters the studio claiming to be "Grandpa John," a long-lost grandfather of Dillon's. Grandpa John won't say how old he is, but he does confirm that he abandoned his family the day Dillon's father was born. Dillon is quick to trust Grandpa John despite his inability to answer most questions directly. Grandpa John recently moved to Georgetown, heard Dillon's voice on the radio, and wanted to reconnect.
They get a call from Darla Dean, a Texas beauty queen whose platform is fathers – a demographic she considers underserved. She helps the dads feel better by talking to them, and Stanley quickly tries to figure out how he can get access to her contact list. When asked how beautiful she is on a scale of 1 to 10, she will not give a straight answer.
Stanley then shares that Dad University currently offers four courses:
* Stanley's Buddies: where you learn to be Stanley's friend
* Stanley's Shirts: where you learn how to clean clothes
* Stanley's Taxes: where you learn to "cook the books"
* Stanley's Secrets: where you learn how to lie to the police about Stanley's operation
Grandpa John digs further into questions about Dillon's wealth – and specifically about his ownership of the SS Double Heads. Dillon becomes skeptical of Grandpa John and thinks that he might just at the studio for Dillon's money. Grandpa John then reveals that he's actually a dragon named Bilal, who visited the show in hopes of stealing wealth. He is originally from Montana (but the part about moving to Georgetown was true). He currently resides inside Innerspace Caverns, where he has a pile of treasure and the $ from Ke$ha's name.
They decide the genres contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Stanley Smart
Bilal
Darla Dean
==Featured Music==
Rush - "Fly By Night"
University of Oregon - "Mighty Oregon"
Yellow Dubmarine - "You Never Give Me Your Money"
University of Washington - "Bow Down to Washington"
Bachman-Turner Overdrive - "Takin' Care of Business"
Def Leppard - "Pour Some Sugar on Me"