New Hope Choir vs. James Corden(Transcript)

Blake: Hello everyone, welcome to the first episode of...
Zoe and Blake: Art Saturdays!
Zoe: And today, Blake is going to compete against a guess, well known for hosting the Late Late Show With James Corden and providing the voice of Biggie from Trolls, Hi-5 from The Emoji Movie, Peter Rabbit from Peter Rabbit and portraying Bustopher Jones from Cats. He is James Corden!
Zoe and Blake went to the studio and met James Corden.
James Corden: Hello!
Zoe: Hi!
Blake: You alright?
James Corden: I'm good.
Zoe: Why not take a seat.
Blake James Corden sat on the couch while Zoe sat on an armchair.
James Corden: So what are we going to do?
Zoe: You and Blake will be making portraits of each other and Harvey, Reece, Troy, Brad, George and Aiden will judge who's got the best portrait. Also, I will ask questions along the way.
James Corden: Oh no, I can't draw.
Blake: Yes you can, just try.
James Corden: Alright.
Zoe: Blake, explain the art medium.
Blake: So today's medium, is watercolour. Let's go.
Blake and James Corden started painting portraits of each other.
Zoe: So James, what is your favourite soccer club?
James Corden: My favourite soccer club is West Ham United.
Zoe: Since you live in LA, what is your favourite thing about living in LA.
James Corden: I like the weather, it is warm compared to the UK, it's cold.
Blake: But it is currently 22°C here, it's not that cold.
Zoe: Yeah. Anyways, what is your favourite thing here in the UK?
James Corden: The people, just like you lot.
Everyone: Aww...
Zoe: Who, in your opinion, is the most important person in Hollywood?
James Corden: Jimmy Iovine.
Zoe: What is the thing you can't live without?
James Corden: Like most people, oxygen.
Blake: Everyone can't live without oxygen, we'll die.
Zoe: Exactly. What is your worst habit?
James Corden: Biting my nails.
Blake: James also has the worst habit of biting his nails.
James Corden: There's another one of me?
Zoe: Erm... no, James is in Blake's class and is one of the baritones in our choir.
James Corden: Oh yeah.
Zoe: What is your favourite cocktail? Please don't say bloody Mary.
James Corden: I like an Eastern Standard.
Zoe: What is your favourite meal?
James Corden: Shake Shack Burger.
Blake: Sounds yummy.
Zoe: Yeah, because we always eat Chinese food with a British twist in it at home.
James Corden: Really? Are you 2 Chinese?
Blake: Half Chinese actually.
Zoe: Who is your best friend?
James Corden: Ben Winston.
Zoe: What is your favourite TV Show?
James Corden: The West Wing.
Blake: The West Wing? Haven't heard of it.
Zoe: Yeah, me too. What is your favourite movie?
James Corden: As Good as it Gets?
Zoe and Blake looked puzzled.
James Corden: What? Haven't heard of it?
Zoe and Blake: Yeah.
Zoe: What is your favourite Disney Princess?
James Corden: Jasmine.
Zoe: I like Mulan, she is Chinese like us.
Blake: But they haven't released the live-action movie and we've been waiting for it.
Zoe: Yeah. What is your favourite place to visit?
James Corden: London. I thought the neighbourhood you live in is in London.
Blake: We relocated Georgetown to Birmingham after the dinosaur incident.
James Corden: I thought dinosaurs don't exist anymore.
Blake: Because Reece and I revived them for a science experiment. Now the old Georgetown is destroyed and we moved to Birmingham.
Zoe: What place do you want to visit?
James Corden: Tokyo.
Blake: We have been to Tokyo 3 years ago.
Zoe: Yeah, it was smashing. Who is your favourite comedian?
James Corden: Jack Whitehall.
Zoe: What do you want as your superpower?
James Corden: The ability to stop time.
Zoe: I used to have that as a power too, but it was temporary so I can only move things with my eyes. Look.
Zoe tipped over a glass of water with her powers.
James Corden: Woah.
Zoe: What is your favourite, curse word?
James Corden: Bullocks, but this is a kids' show so let's censor it.
Blake: No, it's a show for teens.
Zoe: Last question before you finish your portraits. Who is or are your dream guest line-up for your show?
James Corden: Prince, Winston Churchill and Frank Sinatra, they're all dead.
Blake: Yeah.
Zoe: Alright, finish your paintings in 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Time's up!
Blake and James Corden finished up their paintings.
Zoe: Now, show the judges your paintings.
The 2 showed their paintings to the judges.
James Corden: Sorry, mine doesn't look good.
Reece: It's fine, you actually did a very good job there.
Harvey: Yeah.
Zoe: So, judges, which portrait won? If one portrait wins, they are displayed on the walls of the studio. The other portrait will be in the art classroom.
James Corden: Fine by me.
Brad: So I'd say Blake's portrait is the winner, but it wouldn't be fair for James Corden because Blake's the artist.
Troy: I would agree with Brad.
Harvey: So let's just say, you both have tried your best, but the winner is Blake. Don't worry James, we will still put up your painting.
James Corden: Really?
Harvey: Yeah.
Zoe: So that's it for today's Art Saturdays.
Blake: Stay tuned for our next guest, next Saturday.
Everyone: Bye!
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