Sammy Soinga

Samantha 'Sammy' Soinga was an American catnip/drug dealer and criminal. She was born on April 20th, 1986 in San Flopcisco, UFA, and died on November 11th, 2011 due to a overdose of a exotic catnip. It is suspected that Sam died in the rural deserts of Flopxico as she allegedly was seen at a airport in Flopxico City on November 7th, 2011, just 4 days before she died. 
Her drug empire was earning her millions, and with that money she continued to expand business and hired multiple bodyguards and bought disguises to hide from the law. She got married with Samson Jr. sometime in late January 2010 and even only after a year of marriage, Samson was devastated when she died. 
Samson himself was last seen in Los Flopeles on May 21st, 2013 in a police chase after it was discovered that he was the husband of Sammy Soinga and was involved with the crimes, and also that he had just hijacked a car. The officers never managed to catch him and helicopter footage shows that he drove his car off into a obscure forest thickly covered with trees and bushes. When they searched the forest they found nothing but a torn leather wallet with $517 in it and Samson's drivers license. Nobody knows if Samson is alive, dead, or in hiding to this day. Nobody knows where Sam's remains are or the exact location of her death, too.
== Early Life ==
Sam was born in a rough area in San Flopcisco and her family had to move multiple times throughout her life. In the 5th grade she was caught pretending to smoke smarties at recess, and was caught 17 more times that school year. She got detention and several punishments multiple times for this. Just one year later in 6th grade she was caught selling candy to her classmates, but was not caught again after that. Sam was mildly bullied throughout middle school, and wasn't very popular but nothing too bad happened to her. One of her few friends was Samson Jr, which she would eventually be married to. She received okay grades and was considered slightly below average. These grades were usually in the low to mid 70's, sometimes dipping down to the 60's and 50's but she usually got the grades back up. She seemed determined to keep her grades as well as she could but in 8th grade something happened that would change her forever.
== Downfall/Career ==
In the 8th grade, Sam was offered illegal catnip by one of her friends. Accepting and trying it, she wanted more. So, Sam excessively ate/sniffed catnip and other similar drugs. By 9th grade, she was selling this catnip and made $10-30 a day from it. Sam made sure to tell nobody and only sold to trustworthy people that would not report it to somebody else. When her math teacher was going over a math problem, she called on Sam and asked her a simple equation, which was "Sam, what is 5 x 3?" Sam, high on multiple pounds of heavy catnip responded "9." The whole class laughed, and the teacher could not believe the ridiculously stupid answer. Sam started failing several of her classes and this time could not bring a lot of them back up. She had to repeat 9th grade and dropped out after finishing 10th grade with grades mainly in the 60's and much lower, with few in the 70's.
At 18 years old, Sam got a job at McSoggers and some suspect that she was the very cashier that traded a fortnite burger for some drugs with Big Floppa the Smuggler. This was debunked however, since this event occurred in August 6th, 2018, which was an entire 7 years after her death. Her income was now solely whatever she could find on the streets, occasionally stealing from the cash register at McSoggers, selling drugs and her paycheck. She managed to get a tiny, cheap apartment nearly loosing it several times due to not having enough money to pay the rent. Eventually, Sam was kicked out of her apartment, though.
In attempt to find a replacement, she settled in a abandoned warehouse where she would store her old furniture, storage, and most importantly her stash of exotic catnip and drugs. She set up a sort of "kitchen" with an old table, chair, and a microwave powered by an outside outlet. She created a new type of special addictive catnip while mixing ingredients and drugs together. She made several pounds of it and sold it on the streets, making thousands of dollars, and eventually a lot more. This small dealing business gave her great wealth, to where she could finally afford a small house in Los Flopeles with a tiny bathroom, living room and bedroom for $5,000,000. This gave her great advantage, and she started to mass produce her special catnip drug.
== Later Life ==
Sam started up a business and called it "Sammy's Magic Nip", which was an instant success, making hundreds of thousands and quickly millions of dollars. She bought a mansion and Samson Jr. proposed to her at a McSogger's. Now married, Sam shared the business with him, and they made even more money together. Eventually, the police found Sam and raided her house, disposing of all drugs inside. Fortunately for her, Sam managed to escape to Flopxico, and Samson Jr. followed. Sam also still had the recipe for the catnip drug, so she just started producing it again there. She was never caught there, however she met an unlucky fate soon after.
== Death ==
Sam occasionally flew back and fourth from the UFA to Flopxico always under a fake name and identity to avoid getting caught. She returned to Flopxico on November 7th, 2011, and called Samson Jr. to let him know that she was going to host a giant underground catnip drug party in the rural deserts of Flopxico. She told Samson to keep track on the perimeters of the party on the surface to alarm them if police found out about the party. It took an entire 3 days to set up, and on the night of November 11th, the party began. A few hundred people were there, including one of Sam's assistants in the drug business, Pablo. Not much is known about Pablo, only his first name, his occupation and that he sells mainly drugs and some catnip. Pablo happened to be nearby Sam while she started coughing and falling down after chugging down excessive amounts of her special catnip and several other drugs. Pablo attempted to help Sam get back up, but then he realized that she was not awake, so he assumed Sam was unconscious. Sam was indeed unconscious, but she would die only a few minutes later. The party immediately came to a halt, and was canceled. Samson Jr. desperately tried to save her, and he was about to take her to the nearest hospital until he realized that it was too late. The death of Sam was a sad one, because only a few months before this incident she started to regret taking drugs and inventing the special catnip, and while she kept doing it, deep down she started to feel guilt and dread. Most people that were around her, mainly her relatives say that she was good at heart but was ruined by drugs and catnip.
== Aftermath ==
Samson Jr. is diagnosed with depression and PTSD. He stops talking to many of his friends and even his relatives. Everybody who worked in Sam's business have either gone in hiding, died, or are currently in prison. Samuel and Samantha I, which are Sam's parents are still alive and well to this day, but they are devastated at he loss of their daughter. In order to cope they attend churches of Floppism and listen to famous music of Big Floppa. After Big Floppa died, they became even sadder since their favorite musician was now gone. Eventually, they forgot about all the bad things and only thought of it on rare occasions. Their only wish in life now is to peacefully meet Sam again in Paradise (floppism's version of heaven). 
Category:Deceased
Category:Extremely Rich Characters