Duel in Ol' Betsy

The Duel in Ol' Betsy was a brawl between Deadpool and Wolverine as a result of the former accidentally revealing that he was unsure if the Time Variance Authority could fix the latter's universe.
==Background==
On their journey to find the Resistance, Deadpool and Wolverine were kindly loaned a Honda Odyssey named Ol' Betsy after they encountered Nicepool in the Void. Nicepool provided directions to the Resistance hideout. Although Deadpool was unhappy about riding a Honda Odyssey, he reluctantly let Wolverine drive him.
In the car, Deadpool started talking to Wolverine about the latter's costume. Wolverine told Deadpool to stop talking about it. After imitating Spider-Man and annoying Wolverine more, Deadpool changed the subject. He asked Wolverine what he would do if the Time Variance Authority saved his universe. Wolverine stopped the car, and asked Deadpool to repeat himself. Upon hearing the sentence again, Wolverine accused Deadpool of lying about knowing for sure that his universe could be saved. Deadpool denied this, saying that it was instead an "educated wish". Deadpool showed Wolverine a picture of his friends, and told the man that those people are what matters most, and who he wants to save.
Wolverine protested with rage, calling Deadpool a joke and the most pitiful person he had met in his two hundred years of life. He added that Cassandra Nova was correct, and that Deadpool would never save the world.
==Duel==
After a long silence, Wolverine taunted Deadpool to reply. Deadpool did, gently telling Wolverine that he was going to fight now. Wolverine scoffed at the idea, but got angry after Deadpool punched him in the nose, causing it to bleed. He then repeatedly slammed Deadpool's head onto the radio, causing the song "You're the One that I Want" to play. Deadpool and Wolverine repeatedly punched each other. Wolverine trapped Deadpool in a seatbelt and clawed him. Wade broke free and the two wrestled in the backseat. Wolverine repeatedly clawed Deadpool, but Deadpool powerfully kicked Wolverine through the windshield outside of the car.
When Wolverine launched himself back in, Deadpool unsheathed his katanas, but was clawed by Wolverine anyways. Deadpool was launched out of the sunroof, but joined back in the car upon Wolverine's beckoning taunt. Inside the car, the two continued to wreak havoc, with Deadpool eventually pinning Wolverine onto the hood of the car and stabbing his neck. Wolverine countered by breaking Deadpool's arm, which quickly healed. Exchanging more punches, Deadpool used his baby knife to stab Wolverine while announcing its use. After kicking Wolverine towards the dashboard, Deadpool announced that he had changed his opinion on Honda Odysseys, and that they are better than he had previously assumed. He then taunted Wolverine to continue fighting. Wolverine smiled, and said that they were just getting started. They continued fighting for hours, and eventually, after Wolverine tied Deadpool up in seatbelts, the two tired out.
==Aftermath==
Sometime after the fight, X-23 encountered the car and drove it to the Resistance Hideout. There, Deadpool and Wolverine were placed on a bed to rest. Wolverine woke up first, and immediately started drinking the alcohol being stored. Deadpool woke up sometime later, and met the Resistance. It consisted of Elektra, Blade, Gambit and X-23, who Deadpool introduced to Wolverine as his alternate daughter. Together, Deadpool and the Resistance started to come up with a plan to defeat Cassandra Nova.
==References==
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