Seven Steps to World Domination

The Seven Steps to World Domination was in a documentary on the history of Bungie available in the Halo 3 Legendary Edition.
==Steps==
===Step 1===
Start independent gaming software company.
COMPLETED: 1991
===Step 2===
Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform.
COMPLETED: 1994
===Step 3===
Announce killer gaming title.
This was shown as Bungie trying to give a good name to what would eventually become Halo: Combat Evolved.
Names included:
*The Crystal Palace
*Covenant - to which Paul Russel described as sounding like a "bad 80s' Hair Band."
*Resonance
*Pulse
*Red Shift
*Flare
*Aquarius
*And others (unreadable)
COMPLETED: Summer 2000
===Step 4===
Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company.
STATUS: Complete (Halo 3 Legendary Edition disc)
===Step 5===
Recover Ling Ling's head.
Ling Ling was a severed dog's head in a jar. One of the Bungie employees at the Chicago office stated that it belonged to a roommate who was a medical student. When the roommate moved out, he left the head behind. Ling Ling's head is stored in a fridge/cabinet marked "Warning, Ling Ling inside".
Ling Ling is known for the sentence which is often shown on bungie.net saying, "We'll be finding Ling Ling's head!"
STATUS: Complete
===Step 6===
Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
Talks about Bungie's move from the Chicago Office. The Bungie coat of arms is shown, it is an arm stretching out with a lightning bolt with the words "Don't make us kick your ass" written in Latin around it.
COMPLETED: October 2, 2007
===Step 7===
Take over world, shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot.
Unfinished, leading members claim to "plan their schemes" everyday.
IN PROGRESS
==Trivia==
*The fourth step is likely referenced by an easter egg found in Halo 3.
*The 7 Steps To World Domination can be found in the Tribute Room on the level The Package in Halo: Reach.
*Ling-Ling is the name for a custom class, in Halo: Reach firefight mode.
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