South Park: Protect Your Balls

South Park: Protect Your Balls is a tower defense video game developed and published by Ubisoft. It is based off the American adult sitcom South Park.
The game was released on June 8, 2018, for iOS and PC, and received mixed reviews, with some criticizing it for being a rip-off of Plants Vs Zombies, another tower defense video game, and for having similar gameplay to that of another South Park game, South Park: Phone Destroyer.
== Story ==
In this defensive video game, players must once again play as The New Kid, and arm themselves with an arsenal of tough front yard fighters to fend off the evil lurking just across the street, that want to break into your house and kick your balls. Players must use magic, which allows their minions to grow, and have strategic placement and timing, in order to... protect their balls!
== Gameplay ==
The player‘s main gameplay area is The New Kid’s front yard, which is just across the street from the school, where the ‘evil creatures’ assemble. In order to protect themselves, they must collect magic, which falls from the sky every now and then, in order to place minions, most of which can fight any enemies that wander onto their yard.
There are five level sets: Day, Night, Pool, Fog, and Roof. Day takes place in The New Kid’s front yard. Night is the same, but at night. Pool takes place in The New Kid’s backyard, with their pool becoming a part of the area that minions and enemies can enter. Fog takes place in The New Kid’s front yard, with fog covering most of the yard. Roof takes place on The New Kid’s roof.
== Characters ==
=== Protagonists ===
=== The New Kid ===
The New Kid is the protagonist of the game, who the playee controls. He is in charge of protecting himself from enemies.
=== Mr. Mackey ===
Mr. Mackey is a guide in the game. He teaches the player how to play. He shows you how to collect magic and place minions. He also announces any mini-games or other things that happen during gameplay.
== Minions ==
Below is a list of minions and their abilities.
Minion name 	Abilities 	Unlocked at	Magic cost
Pea-Wee 	Your first line of defense, this puny first-grader shoots down enemies, one pea at a time 	Tutorial 	100
Grand Wizard 	Provides magic that helps create minions 	1-1 	50
Awesome-O 4000	His Cartman-shaped body works as a shield that can protect minions from enemies for long periods of time	1-2 	50
Bill and Fosse	Arms linked together and bombs in hand, these guys blow up nearby enemies with a very gay explosion 	1-3 	150
== Enemies ==
Below is a list of enemies and their abilities. 
Enemy name 	Abilities 	Strength 	Speed 	First appearance
Stan Marsh 	Normal enemy 	10 hits 	Slow 	Tutorial
Kyle Broflovski 	Hat provides additional defense 	30 hits (20 hits for hat and 10 for self) 	Slow 	1-2
Eric Cartman 	Big bones provide plenty of defense 	40 hits (30 hits for hat and 10 for self) 	Slow 	1-4
Butters Stotch 	Merrily skips over first obstacle he encounters 	30 hits 	Medium (slow after jumping) 	1-6
Kenny McCormick 	Has 3 lives before dying 	30 hits (10 for each life) 	Slow (human life) medium (skeleton life) fast (ghost life)	2-1
Mike Makowski 	Uses his vampiric powers to teleport across the yard) 	16 hits 	Slow (fast when teleporting) 	2-3
Randy Marsh 	Takes a big gulp from his beer and charges across the lawn 	20 hits 	Slow (extremely fast when charging) 	2-5
Towelie 	Stumbles around, holding an edition of The Daily Vape. Destroy his newspaper, though, and he'll go sober 	30 hits (newspaper) 20 hits (without newspaper)	Slow (fast when newspaper is destroyed) 	2-7
Tom Brady 	Runs towards the players house. Speaking of runs, the more he’s hit, the more he craps his pants, which slows him down. 	90 hits 	Extremely fast (slows down as he farted on his pants) 	2-9
Ducky Tubers 	Pool counterparts of Stan, Kyle, and Cartman that can go in the water 	Same as normal counterparts 	Same as normal counterparts 	3-1
Larry Feegan (ghost)	Swims underwater (well, tries to) and is protected from most minion attacks until he rises to attack 	30 hits 	Slow 	3-2
Timmy Burch 	Rolls over anything in his way, instantly destroying it, and his wheelchair leaves behind a trail of oil 	60 hits 	Medium 	3-4
Handicapped Kids 	Follow Timmy’s oil trail, attacking anything in their way 	10 hits each 	Slow 	3-4
Kanye West 	Rides his little gay fish across the pool, jumping over the first obstacle he comes to 	20 hits 	Fast (slow after jumping 	3-6
Starvin Marvin 	Uses his balloon to fly over the players defenses. 	1 hit (balloon)
10 hits (self 	Fast (slow when balloon is popped) 	4-1
Ze Mole 	Digs his way to the back of the lawn, allowing him to attack from behind 	60 hits 	Extremely fast (very slow after digging) 	4-3
Henrietta Biggle 	Uses her cigarette to create more fog and stun minions 	30 hits 	Slow 	4-5
Peruvian Flute Bands	Travel in pack stocks of 3 and play annoyingly loud music that will stun minions momentarily, unless it is drowned out by something louder... 	10 hits each 	N/A (remain in place) 	4-7
Visitors 	Fly down in their spaceship and beam up minions if their tractor beam isn’t dealt with first 	20 hits 	N/A 	5-1
Dougie 	Stuck in a barrel that is a literal ticking time bomb, this little ginger marches towards minions and explodes when the timer runs out. Take him out!	60 hits 	Slow 	5-3
Jimmy Valmer 	Uses his crutches to allow enemies to climb over defensive plants, but also renders himself stationary and vulnerable by doing this 	30 hits 	Slow (stationary after using crutches) 	5-5
Mimsy 	A gargantuan beast who steps on and crushes anything in his way, and throws stowaway Nathan as his last stand 	300 hits 	Extremely slow 	5-7
Nathan 	Gets thrown by Mimsy deep into the players defenses. Very high speed, but very low health. 	4 hits 	Extremely fast 	5-7
== Bosses ==
Bosses are gigantic enemies encountered on the tenth and final level of each stage. They have extremely high health, and can use many attacks that summon enemies from that stage or previous ones.
Below is a list of bosses.
Boss name 	Abilities 	Health 	Fought at
Sheila Broflovski	Uses her yarnballs to toss across the yard. Occasionally sends out her pet skunk Strawberry. Runs away when the player is defeated. Don't make her step on the flowers!	150 HP
10 HP (for her pet skunk)	1-10
Satan 	TBA 	430 HP 	2-10
Gay Fish 	TBA 	625 HP 	3-10
Princess Kenny 	TBA 	870 HP 	4-10
Mitch Connor 	TBA 	1250 HP	5-10
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