OctopusProbably

OctopusProbably (also known as Octopus, Octo, 10, Sketti Bowl and Weez Nuts) is a garfcord user who joined on the 30th of July, 2023. He is a Wikiposter and known "opp" of Astral, the sole factposter.
== Taste in music ==
Octopus is a fan of different genres, although rarely branches out before hearing good things about an album or band. Some of his favourite artists include Kendrick Lamar (Rap), Tally Hall (Fabloo), Weezer (Alt-Rock), Derrick Warfield & The Young Wolfe Tones (Irish Folk/War Ballads) and Good Kid (Indie Rock).
=== Conquered Albums ===
The following albums are albums that Octopus has listened through entirely, and what he thought of them.
* Tally Hall - Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum. 8.5/10.
* Toby Fox - Deltarune Chapter 2 OST. 8.5/10.
* Tally Hall - Good & Evil. 8/10.
* Weezer - Everything Will Be Alright in The End. 8/10.
* Weezer - Pinkerton. 10/10.
* Weezer - Weezer (Blue). 10/10.
* Radiohead - The Bends. 8/10.
* Good Kid - Good Kid 3 EP. 8.5/10.
* Good Kid - Good Kid EP. 9.5/10.
* Good Kid - Good Kid 2 EP. 7/10.
* Good Kid - Good Kid 4 EP. 9.5/10.
* Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand. 8/10
* Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly. 10/10.
* J. Cole - Might Delete Later. 7.5/10.
== Lymangate theory ==
Lyman was Jon Arbuckle's former best friend, but went missing just before the end of the 2018 election in the People's Rebuplic of Garfcord, an election that he seemed to be in the lead in. Octo's theory is that current president Jon Arbuckle had his dear friend kidnapped and possibly even executed or hopefully, only threatened him with such action and forced him to leave the country. Whatever happened to Lyman, he has been missing ever since.
== Favourite Things ==
Believe it or not, Octopus is actually concious, so he likes things just like you! Here are some of his favourite things of certain categories:
* Food: Pizza
* Drink: Iced Tea
* Game: TF2
* Band: Good Kid
* Solo Artist: Kendrick Lamar
* Song: euphoria
* Animal: Octopuses
* Colour: Blue
* Movie: The Hunger Games
* Country: Norway
* Fact: 50% of all American serial killers were born in Washington state!
* TF2 Map: Upward
== Criminal Charges ==
* Liking Weezer
* Impersonating Mongolian president, Ukhnaagiin Khürelsükh
* Not finishing Half Life
* Being a Sniper main in TF2
* Piracy (of the high seas)
* Sillygoosery
* Lying
* Truthing
* Murder
== QnA ==
Octopus answers questions readers may have about him. 
* "Why do you like Weezer so much?" I was born this way, mom.
* "What is your opinion on Hungary?" I think they should eat.
* "How mentally ill are you?" Like right now or at max power?
* "Do you intend to impersonate more central asian politicians?" Death cannot save you, Abduganiyevich Karimov.
* "What's your favourite book?" Uh the one with all the words.
* "Are you goated with the sauce the ocky way?" I don't speak Portuguese, sorry.
* "Where were you wen club pengwin was kil?" Killing Club Penguin.
== Catchphrases ==
* "22.250.31.4, 40.688247°N, -75.135503°W, Apartment # 117." (Information may vary)
* ":fire: or :nixon:?"
* "Ok, liberal"
* "Don't get moldy"
* "[Insult directed at Astral], shrimpy!"
== Trivia ==
* He is a cringe-ass naenae baby.
* He can play the piano.
* He has a fear of walking in the woods due to getting stung tens of times after stepping on a hornet's nest as an 8 year-old.
* He has a dog.
* He wrote this article :soggy:
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