Nihilkirin Capacitor

The Nihilkirin Capacitor is Obsidirain's superdefense, or at least his second best machine creation, and is the second boss of Obsidirain's Lair. The machine uses four different electrode magnets to fight the raid. It is recommended you fight one at a time, one person standing against a single magnet will be reduced to ash. 
==Abilities==
The Nihilkirin Capacitor has two phases, consisting of one large four tanked phase, and a small central second phase. Lack of attention in the second phase causes a "reboot"; or in our terms, a phase reset.
===Phase 1: The Four Towers===
====North Conduit - Massive Damage====
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923185138/wowwiki/images/thumb/1/16/Spell_nature_stormreach.png/32px-Spell_nature_stormreach.png Electrical Rupture: Three electrical quakes will strike the ground, dealing 341,505 - 453,275 damage to all targets near the blast radius. The damage will be split, the minimum damage taken being 80,000.
**http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080805054543/wowwiki/images/thumb/5/5a/Spell_shaman_thunderstorm.png/32px-Spell_shaman_thunderstorm.png Electrical Shock: Shortly after a rupture, the Capacitor will short-circuit hit players, and stun them for 15 seconds. Anyone near them within 3 yards is electrocuted for 45,765 - 68,838 damage.
**http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080822013107/wowwiki/images/thumb/4/49/Spell_shaman_maelstromweapon.png/32px-Spell_shaman_maelstromweapon.png Electrical Conduits: If a shocked person is standing on a conduit, the conduit deals 749,748 damage to all enemies standing on the conduit.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070113175740/wowwiki/images/thumb/f/f9/Spell_arcane_arcane01.png/32px-Spell_arcane_arcane01.png Thunderous Whip: A whip rises from the central north conduit, and deals 1,145,000 damage to anyone hit by it. It is dodgeable by moving to the left or right by 5 yards of the crack.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051006065856/wowwiki/images/thumb/e/ee/Spell_nature_tranquility.png/32px-Spell_nature_tranquility.png Kirin Clouds: Floating thunderclouds will spawn from the edges of the area, and electrocute enemies as they travel towards the conduit. If it reaches the conduit, the conduit is healed for 1-2m health.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923183512/wowwiki/images/thumb/5/54/Spell_nature_purge.png/32px-Spell_nature_purge.png Capacitor Gammermen: Electrical Gammermen spawn to attack the raid. They use electrical ranged attacks and teleport.
====East Conduit - Towers and Towers====
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070106062740/wowwiki/images/thumb/4/48/Spell_nature_wispsplode.png/32px-Spell_nature_wispsplode.png Gravity Tower: 30 yd cast - If an enemy is found at the edge of another platform, it will leech them to the East one, but increase damage dealt by Shock Value. However, this tower can also send people into other zones of the boss.
**http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080805054526/wowwiki/images/thumb/6/6b/Spell_shaman_staticshock.png/32px-Spell_shaman_staticshock.png Insurgent: If an active player exists in another zone other than the majority, they will get vaporized for 1,450,000 damage.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061012111618/wowwiki/images/thumb/8/87/Spell_frost_frostshock.png/32px-Spell_frost_frostshock.png Kirin Coil: Summons 4 (6) Kirin Coil to attack the raid. They use unprayable lightning (magic) damage.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100901170046/wowwiki/images/thumb/7/71/Spell_shaman_earthquake.png/32px-Spell_shaman_earthquake.png Earthquake: Deals 40,000 damage per second for four seconds.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091028042320/wowwiki/images/thumb/6/65/Ability_shootwand.png/32px-Ability_shootwand.png Glaive Missile Tower: Summons 1 (2) Glaive Missile Tower to attack the raid. They launch two kinds of missiles, the red ones do up to 160,000 damage and can splash. The yellow ones deal up to 800,000 damage in a single blast. Four reds come before one yellow.
*http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120430132110/wowwiki/images/thumb/9/9d/Ability_priest_flashoflight.png/32px-Ability_priest_flashoflight.png "Priest of Peril" Tower: A tower is summoned (has more health on Master) that heals all friendly towers. Getting too close deals 6,000 damage per second until out of that radius.
====West Conduit - Charges and Charges====
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923175825/wowwiki/images/thumb/d/d8/Spell_nature_chainlightning.png/32px-Spell_nature_chainlightning.png Charge: When in a charge, players will take 1,000 damage extra per second until this section is defeated. Every 15 seconds, a new charge is set. Stacks up to 20 times.
*http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080814130920/wowwiki/images/thumb/f/fe/Inv_gizmo_fuelcell.png/32px-Inv_gizmo_fuelcell.png Conduit: Every 30 seconds, a green light will spawn and turn either yellow or blue randomly.
**http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923175825/wowwiki/images/thumb/d/d8/Spell_nature_chainlightning.png/32px-Spell_nature_chainlightning.png Spark Charge: Yellow: Deals 30,000 damage to all members of the raid.
**http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923175825/wowwiki/images/thumb/d/d8/Spell_nature_chainlightning.png/32px-Spell_nature_chainlightning.png Release Charge: Deals 750,000 damage to the aggrotic, only if it's too close.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070113161418/wowwiki/images/thumb/8/8f/Spell_nature_unrelentingstorm.png/32px-Spell_nature_unrelentingstorm.png Supercharge: After 20 charges of Charge, the conduit will begin to Supercharge every 10 seconds. After 6 attempts, Lightning Hand will be cast.
**http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061125034649/wowwiki/images/thumb/1/1e/Spell_nature_lightningoverload.png/32px-Spell_nature_lightningoverload.png Lightning Hand: Deals 460,000 damage per second to all members of the raid.
====South Conduit - Uncapacitable Mobs====
*Lightning Elementals: Summons 10 (15) Nihilkirin Lightning Elemental to attack the raid.
*Thunderous Warchief: Summons a Thunderous Warchief to attack the raid. After 30 seconds he enrages.
*Mobile Capacitor: After summoning both of the previous mobs thrice, a Mobile Capacitor is summoned. If it gets too close to a player, it will explode, dealing 230,000 damage per second for 4 seconds.
==Preparation==
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==Tactics==
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==Quotes==
===Intro===
*Obsidirain: Infernal machine. Time to set you up.
*Obsidirain: FUCK! Red screen of death! Not now god damn it!
*NKC: Master, I am fully functional.
*NKC: Greetings. My name is Jarvis.
*Obsidirain: Blasted machine! Your name is the NIHILKIRIN CAPACITOR! Not the name of an awesome AI!
*NKC: Master, must I not have an awesome name?
*Obsidirain: No! Only I am allowed to! For I am the GREAT and MIGHTY - oh we have guests! Great timing!
*NKC: Shall I terminate them?
*Obsidirain: No, no way, that's not AT ALL what I built you for, you incomprehensible piece of metal!
*Obsidirain: This machine will SHORT CIRCUIT your very existences! Haven't you noticed the gap in the sky?
*NKC: Master, do not give away the secrets.
*Obsidirain: Their minds are like butter, too dull to even remember what I had just said.
*NKC: I'll deal with them.
*Obsidirain: Or stall them. Whatever. And NO SHIT! I will make some of my famous curry as well. Try not to make it rain in here you clumsy oaf.
===Battle===
*I will murder you ALL. BEEP.
*EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
*You all could use a little boost!
*Enemy detected. It's a <race> <class>.
*Here, have some... SHOCK THERAPY. (imitates 'badum-tss')
===Towers 1-4===
*North tower area breached. SUCCESS!
*The East has been broken into. All damn.
*The West- BREACHED!
*How could the South have been breached?
===Central Tower===
*No! No! Fifth tower on emergency standby!
*Obsidirain: You've gotten past the four towers? Damn it.
===Killing a player===
*Obsidirain: Unholy shit! I could see that whelp's bones explode!
*Time for a little, pest control.
*MUAHAHAHAAHA!
*How was that for a screen of death?
*I...AM...A THUNDER THING!
*(Victory sound)
*Whoops, overcharged that <class>.
*Inferior tactics detected!
===Defeat===
**sputter* How could this happen?
===Outro===
*Obsidirain: What the tarnation in hell? I went there and found no garlic bread to go with my curry! And, WHAT? You blew up the Kirin Nihil? I mean the cap-pacitor, I mean, DAMNIT! Why did you blow up the Nihilkirin Capacitor? That machine tells me the weather forecast!
*NKC: M...m...m...master?
*Obsidirain: I can't bear this! The news is on! Rest in place you blasted, er I mean, blessed machine.
==Loot and Wealth==
The NKC has one loot table, a random selection of 8 items drops per encounter, and Master and Hardcore mode increase the chances each item will drop. (8 will be chosen, however it is not guaranteed it will drop)
Item 	Type 	Quantity	Drop Rate	Wealth
[Rai-zon, Lightning Bolt of Volt'ax]	Staff 	 	 	
[Ampere Gloves] 	Cloth gloves 	 	 	
[Shockslag Vambraces] 	Leather gloves 	 	 	
[Hands of Shock Protection] 	Mail gloves 	 	 	
[Uberconduction Handguards] 	Plate gloves 	 	 	
[Capacitor's Insulator] 	Cloth bracer 	 	 	
[Wire Slice of the Capacitor] 	Leather bracer 	 	 	
[Bolt-Tandem Bracelet] 	Mail bracer 	 	 	
[Hard-Coded Protectors] 	Plate bracer 	 	 	
[Insurgent Circle] 	Cloth belt 	 	 	
[Gigawatt Walkers] 	Leather boots 	 	 	
[Frenzious Chainlegs] 	Mail legs 	 	 	
[Breastplate of Calamity] 	Plate body 	 	 	
[Particle-Infused Hood] 	Cloth helm 	 	 	
[Mask of the Red Screen] 	Leather helm 	 	 	
[Black Tower Headguard] 	Mail helm 	 	 	
[Central Hub Faceguard] 	Plate helm 	 	 	
[Lithium Vein-Wrapper] 	Neck item 	 	 	
[Orb of Conductivity] 	Off-hand magic 	 	 	
[Short-Circuit Box] 	Off-hand ranged	 	 	
[Band of Charges] 	Ring 	 	 	
[Laughing Loop] 	Ring 	 	 	
[Thunderous Coil] 	Speed Trinket 	 	 	
[Voltik's Great Ankh] 	Defense Trinket	 	 	
==Achievements==
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==Notes==
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Category:Obsidirain's Lair bosses