Waligion

Waligion is the concept of Wario being God and that Jesus forgot to mention that Wario was his father. It should be noted that Waligion is a ripoff Christianity. The only thing Waligion has to offer is the Ten WaCommandments and WaJail, as well as the Waligion Shrine. because Wario felt as if that was all there was needed. Currently, the only population whose majority believes in Waligion is the Western Heptant of The Frost Dimension.
Unlike Christianity, Waligion has no Holy Text, a Bible, or a following. But WaJail is regularly maintained by WaWaFries, and the people who do (or did believe) in Waligion and have broken one of the Ten Wacommandments are sent to WaJail. (Yep, there's no Heaven but there is Hell.)
One time, Wario tried to steal The Golden Monkey from the Aztecs for Waligion, but he died in a car crash. He always dies in a car crash...Category:Religions