Sexyman Hierarchy

Before we Discuss the Tiers of the Sexyman Hierarchy, let's Enjoy a Little History Lesson. You See, Sexyman was a Term that Originated for the fact People simply could not behave around that One Character in Fiction. Hell Fuggin yeah.... You know who I'm Talkin about. The One character You JUST don't get the Hype Around, Whose Probably A Dude? Those Kinds of Character. Popular examples of this Include The Onceler, Komaeda, Every Disgusting Excuse of a Character that Billy Shits out, 
It's not Enough to Simply Be Popular though to Classify their Notoriety within the Sexyman Hierarchy. How the Fans Worship the Character in Question Morphs them beyond their Control. How they Act. What they Do. Just as the Newborn holds no Power in how their environment shapes them, All Sexymen are Forced to Toil Within their Assigned Role thanks to the Whims of Others, lest they Fall To Far. Can they Get Stronger? Can They get Weaker? That isn't the choice they Get for Themselves. Their Fates are Sealed by Our Actions regarding them.
== Shitfiend ==
This is the Absolute Lowest Tier possible in the Sexyman Hierarchy. I Think Classifying these is going to Constitute as an Offense To Any Act we would Classify as Intimacy, so I'm choosing to refer to them As Shitfiends Instead.
The Shitfiends Choose to be Homeless, an Insult to Actual Homeless People. They often Dwell Around Sewers, Dumpsters, Police departments- Any place that has accumulated as Much Filth as they have. How did they End up becoming So Repulsive? 
I would claim That Shitfiends are Absolutely Fucked in the Head, but they probably Lobotomized themselves at Some PoiHey did you know Sexymen Can't Die? That's How the universe Works, there's Some Freak who loves them That much, that all that can Really Happen is the change in their Place in Society. Anyways, They do Shit like Lobotomies and Consume Things out of the Trash, not to Keep Existing (Again, they CHOSE To be Homeless), but because it brings them Far more Pleasure than Joy, Sexual Encounters, Or even Sarah Palin. According to Darkiplier, Known Sexyman, "They're Getting off to their Suffering... You cant' Fix Freaks like that." 
And He's right. It Takes some Truly fucked up individuals To Cause Sexymen to Fall into the Shitfiend Tier. Because there's No Coming back from this Fall Form Grace.
Notorious Shitfiends include All of the Osomatsu Siblings, Kylo Ren, Slenderman. 
== Sexyman ==
Yep. This is it. Doesn't get much Simpler as This. Middle class of Sexyman Hierarchy. Sexworld is Great because There is no Poverty. There is No Lower Class. They Face Torment from Those who Dislike the Sexymen like Myself, and Those who Love (Also Torment) them. I will not needlessly Torment them 
Most people Go here. They Work their 9-5 Job. They May or May not go Back to their Home and Cook Dinner. Their Fans Decide if their Hours After Work is Spent in the Trouble Dungeon or Fungeon. I Don't know What Else to Say. They're Men before they're Sexy.
Examples Include: Argalia from Library of Ruina (Not Because he's Officially One, but I like the Idea of Him Doing the Taxes or Other Normal Mundane Shit, Actually I Think A Lot of the Ruina Characters could be Classified as Such but I Think the Fan Favorite would be Nemo. Much to Think About.)
== STEXM/"Doctor Sex" ==
These are Sexymen that Went to College to Commit that Mad Scientist Nonsense that People Obsess about. Honestly, I Got no Damn Clue if these People actually are that Different From Your Regular Sexyman. I Think if I need to Ask that, we Already know the Answer, But They got that STEM Major Insecurity Within them that Makes them mention it With Everything they Do. Woooooooow, You're So Fucking Cool for being a Doctor or Whatever The Hell! Cool.
Example Includes, Grimace from OK-KO.
== CEO of Sex ==
The most coveted Place in Sexyman Hierarchy. The Character that is treated with Understanding and Respect. Fans understand if You Dislike them. It is with this Respect that People are Cared for. And they take the Kindness and Use that to Improve the Sex World. Despite being Called "CEO of Sex", they Aren't always Business People. Rather, many Take up positions that Best help to Improve Sexworld.
I Don't have any examples, Because None Of You Can Behave. Thanks for that. ACTUALLY WAIT WE GOT LADY DIMITRESCU!!!!
== The Cryptids ==
There remains a Serious Lack of Information of these Characters.... Imprisoned within the Sexworld, and Yet Unfound by No one.
Jeff The Kill, Clay Terran from Ace Attorney. What the hell.........................................