Your Face

I feel we have to dedicate a page to your face. Do not read it. Let your face read it without your foolish interruption. Close your eyes and let your face read. I SAID CLOSE YOUR EYES!!! Honestly, if you're really so desperate to find out what it says, ask your face afterwards. But you can read the speech to your face at the end
==Hello==
Hello face. I take it that you don't get very much privacy seeing as your owner always reads stuff that you do. You have my deepst condolences and will be fined for existing soon.
==The Secret of the Face==
You obviously know the secret. If you have been disconnected from your brain and forgot, here it is:
THE ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION IS YOUR FACE!
This is a code you will tell to every other face you meet by answering their questions with your face. Your eyes, your nose, your ears, your hands and your spleen have similar instructions. You now know.
Your brief period of privacy is officially over.
==Open your eyes==
Hello. You may now ask your face what it said. And also say this short speech.
Your Face...
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