Oatmail

(Formerly "Fanmail") 
== Meta ==
Timing: 9 January 2017
Setting: Cafeteria, Hong Kong Shatterdome, HK, China
== Text ==
The day before /Vulcan Specter makes her official debut, Jamie cuts in line between Jack and Logan and drops an envelope on the former's tray.
"Thought we didn't do fanmail at breakfast," grumbles Logan.
Jamie smiles at a cook, grabs a turnover. "s'not fanmail."
When they sit down (Jamie saunters right along with them), Jack picks it up.
Standard size, feels almost like parchment—
"Th' hell did it get eight postmarks?" demands Logan. "He never left the city."
"Fuck if I know."
—and Feng's ridiculously neat cursive.
Jack opens it.
One sheet of parchment, impeccably tri-folded.
Pulls it out.
Two autographed pictures fall to the table.
In calligraphy that really should be hailed as art, Feng had painted:
-SUCK IT, SLOW POKES
Best regards,
Feng & Chao-
Logan flings down the pictures with a dark look, glares at a certain table.
A closeup of Feng and Chao in armour.
The launch day parade for /Shaolin Rogue.
"The little fucker /had to rub it in," Jack growls.
Jamie snickers.
"Oh, I'll show him how to rub it in," promises Logan, getting to his feet.
Jack scowls.
Logan saunters over to the /Shaolin Rogue table. "You," he growls, yanking a certain shawl over a certain head—
Feng flails blindly.
Without batting an eye, Chao moves down a space.
"—are a little" —twists a loose stretch into a cord— "piece" —under Feng's arm, over the opposite shoulder— "of" —ties it off— "shit." —shoves him face first into his oatmeal, pushes his head around, and then leans down with a hand on his shoulder and says, "Have fun gettin' that outta wool." Claps Feng on the back—
Fuckin' idiot gives him a thumbs up.
—so he orchestrates another face-plant, just for that, and whistles his way back to /Vulcan Specter territory.
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