Makin' Friends

==Transcript==
(PREVIEW)
[Morning. The two wake up]
Squidward: [yawns]...Ahh...It was only a dream
SpongeBob: I CANT WAIT FOR THE TOUR
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[At the living room. Two SpongeBob clones and One two-headed Patrick clones wait]
SpongeTron L: Welcome to the Future!
Patron #1: I'm PatRon A. Hes PatRon B
SpongeTron L: My other clone is SpongeTron K
Squidward: Which floor are we on?
SpongeTron L: We are on the 363rd floor. I have a nephew who's in the 267th floor. The apartment has a public school.
SpongeTron K: It's 9 AM. We better take them to the Krusty Krabporium.
SpongeTron L: K. I'll ignite my flyboat
SpongeBob: A FLYBOAT?
SpongeTron K: I know...2987 edition...
SpongeTron L: I'll call Sandy Cyborg. She lives 24 floors above us.
[At the garage]
SpongeTron L: Hop On! [gets inside]
[SpongeBob and Squidward get in the car. Outside are Sandy Cyborg and Squidward Teleport]
Squidward Teleport: What did you bring be down for?
PatRon B: We got neighbors who moved in last night
Squidward Teleport: Does that guy on the left inside the car look like me
Sandy Cyborg: It's running late
[PatRon, SpongeTron K, Squidward Teleport, and Sandy Cyborg get in the vehicle]
INSIDE THE CAR WHILE DRIVING
SpongeBob: WHY IS THE CAR GOIN SO FAST?????!!!!!
Squidward Teleport: Hmmm...it's only 13,000 kilometers per hour
[SpongeBob faints]
Squidward Teleport: What the heck...
SpongeBob K: It's not his fault exactly...I stayed up researching the early 2000s and found that typical cars drove only up to 200 kilometers per hour...
Sandy Cyborg: You're kidding, right?
Squidward: I'm afraid not
Sandy Cyborg: Slow down. Lunch is only 495 kilometers away...
AT THE KRUSTY KRABPORIUM
SpongeBob: So, where's China?
Sandy Cyborg: It ended 2897 AD
Squidward: USA?
Sandy Cyborg: 3007 AD
SpongeBob: Canada?
Sandy Cyborg: Still Exists...
Squidward: Tell me about Old Bikini Bottom...
Sandy Cyborg: Old Bikini Bottom was a city founded in 1738 AD
SpongeBob: Do you know....um....Eugene Harold Krabs
Sandy Cyborg: [checking her holographic laptop] Yes. Hes the owner of a restaurant about 500 ft below...
SpongeBob: Can you tell me what happened to him after November 30, 2015 AD
Sandy Cyborg: He just moved in to the restaurant...that's it....
Squidward Teleport: Legend has it that his ghost haunts the restaurant
[SpongeBob and Squidward shiver]
SpongeTron K: That's enough sad-tales! Krabby Patty on the octuple!
Waiter: Him again...
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