SCP-314159

Item #: SCP-314159
Object Class: Safe
==Special Containment Procedures==
SCP-314159 is to be contained within a secured 57cm x 57cm coin locker in Site-345. The coin locker is to be locked with four (4) ISLA-Encrypted PadlocksISLA-Encrypted Padlocks are a special type of padlocks used in the Foundation to store anomalous inanimate objects. ISLA Padlocks are known for their encryption that is hard for deciphering. encrypted by Personnel responsible for containing SCP-314159. Access to the SCP is only permitted by Level 3 Personnel or higher ranks. Any reported or recorded incidents of employees  
Personnel that interact with SCP-314159 are to be quarantined to check for any bizarre symptoms from the SCP. Lengths of quarantine periods may depend due to the chemical substances from SCP-314159.
==Description==
SCP-314159 is a 314 mL (approx. 12 ounces) red aluminum bottle engraved with the mathematical constant π in white color. SCP-314159 is often dormant during its “average” state, where it is a factory-sealed soda can, although, unlike other soda cans, there is no liquid within SCP-314159 during its dormant state.
When the subject unseals SCP-314159, the SCP will secrete various types of liquid inside SCP-314159, where liquid appearance may depend on the case. All secretions (henceforth named SCP-314159-1) have the same molecular structures, despite the difference in elemental reactions.
Despite the dangers of swallowing substances from SCP-314159, the subject has shown no signs of body malfunction, poisoning, and other odd symptoms, except for a few odd exceptions (see below for Addendum 314159.3) of allergic reactions.
When left in an unsealed state idly for 5 hours (in which the secreted liquid does not exit the SCP), the SCP would disappear and reappear by a pocket dimension in a random location on Earth.
==Addendums==
===Addendum 314159.1===
Interactions between Foundation Employees and SCP-314159 are expected to decrease after the Level 3 protocol restriction.
Dr. Jack Bright is officially prohibited from accessing SCP-314159 after flooding an entire Site and obliterating several SCPs. (It was not "cool" or considered under safe protocols.)
Luckily, several SCPs were revived due to their anomalous effects, but flooding of Coconut Oil will not be happening again. NEVER.
(Especially with the fact that some researchers are allergic to coconut oil. You know who that is, Bright.)
===Addendum 314159.2===
Currently, SCP-314159 has produced such known liquids:
*Hydrochloric Acid (HCl)
*Water (H2O)
*Solution of Table Sugar (C12H22O11) and Water (H2O)
*Substance L-10: a confidential liquid solution containing [REDACTED] and hydrogen cyanide (HCN). Substance L-10 is an illegal substance no longer used by the Foundation after a series of fatal incidents in 20██. Consumption of L-10 gives the subject enhancement of strength, flexibility, and reflexes. Zoologically, animals do not show any side effects of Substance L-10. However, human subjects were the only species to suffer from side effects. Side effects range from internal bleeding, pain around the joints, and breathing issues. Concomitant side effects such as nausea and hallucinations are common.
*Substance L-67: a luminous narcotic liquid known for its pink hue. This liquid is known for bioaccumulating heavily in several ecosystems and is responsible for several mysterious deaths throughout history. It is known for [REDACTED]
*Substance [REDACTED]: a narcotic substance known for causing Necrotizing Fasciitis when the subject consumes the substance after █ hours. ██% of the victims who have overdosed on at least 20 ██ of the substance within 24 hours had croaked from cardiac arrest. ██% of the dead victims had experienced vomiting and nausea,
===Addendum 314159.3===
Despite SCP-314159 containing such “potable” liquids, there have been several exceptions or casualties of the subject. This is the casualty log:
Incident 314159-Aleph: D-Class Personnel D-49382 drank Substance L-10 from SCP-314159. Despite the anomalous effects of safely drinking secreted liquids from SCP-314159, the subject has died in █ minutes. In any incidents in which SCP-314159 secretes the toxic substance, D-Class Personnel are to drink SCP-314159.
== References ==
Category:SCPs
Category:Safe