Ed Herman

"I should have fucking went to sleep like a man but I tapped like a little bitch." - Ed Herman on his loss to Jason MacDonald at UFC Fight Night.
"I like Tito. I think that we will click. I hope that he picks me to be on his team." - Ed Herman after the fighter evaluations performed by Tito.
"Call it gay, whatever. I dare you to call me gay if you see me walkin down the street." -Ed Herman on TUF.
"I cannot believe they picked Mike Stine before me. Maybe Mike Stine is a little prettier than me, he's got the sexy tan going on and all that, but he is not an MMA fighter. He's a Golden Gloves boxer. Whoop-de-fuckin'-do-dah. When I rolled with him, I manhandled him." - Herman, frustrated during the team choosings.
"I cannot believe Tito didn't pick me. He's gotta be fuckin' nuts. I did like Tito, and I wanted to be on his team but now I don't like Tito and I don't want anything to do with him and I'm glad to be on Ken's team." - Herman, still frustrated.
"I have more fights than fucking Ken does, dude. Are you kidding me? I'm fucking legit, dude, and you know it." - Ed Herman drunkenly talking shit on the third episode.
"Tito should have done his fucking research." - Ed Herman, drunk, still apparently frustrated.
"Ross is my team-mate, so I hope he wins the fight. But I think that Kendall is probably going to win this fight." - Ed Herman thinking objectively.
"I was pretty upset to see him retire like that." - Herman, upset after watching UFC 57 live, and seeing Randy get knocked out and then 'retire'.
"God, I just keep having these horrible dreams about my girlfriend like fucking around on me or something weird, dude. It's hard to sleep at night, you know, thinking about what could be happening back home. You just-- you miss everything." - Ed Herman on being in the TUF house.
"You can't avoid me any longer, Tito." - Ed Herman celebrating as he and Danny Abbadi were the last two middleweights remaining to be picked for preliminaries.
"I'm like the ginger ninja." - Ed Herman peeking through a door overhearing Danny Abbadi talking shit.
"Tito's got chicken legs. He's got little legs." - Ed Herman messing with Tito.