Morshu

Morshu McPherson (also MΩRΣV M1ϏΦ1RZΩN in Squadalaic script) is a weird shopkeeper from Koridai. He has also sold stuff in East Hyrule, and The Squadala Empire, however. He is also a famous inventor. He still has monopoly rights to make Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs, but some guys break the rules by creating said products that try to rip his off. 
==Biography==
Morshu was born to poor Koridian family. His father was a shopkeeper, so Morshu always wanted to sell something. Morshu sold his parents' house to Dr. Robotnik, when he was 9 years old. His parents were so angry, they sold him to Dr. Robotnik too.
Morshu and Dr. Robotnik became friends, so five years later Robotnik bought a shop in Koridai for Morshu and uncharacteristically liberated Morshu. So Morshu became a shopkeeper.
Morshu became RICHER when he invented his three trademark items: Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs. Morshu earned much money, trading them.
Later he used his money to buy a shop in Hyrule, where he sold many Bombs during Hyrulian Civil War. After war, he bought another shop in the Squadala Empire, and became friends with the lord of East Hyrule, Squadala Man.
== RTX ==
Morshu with all his money, not wanting to look like an MS Paint drawing, decided to buy from Nvidia the 3840 x 2160 Pixel Ultra High Definition Ray-traced Package™ for OVER 9000 rubies much to their surprise. Soon after, all the gaming engineers reconstructed him for the new age with ambient occlusion, fake time reflections, light diffracting, and so many cool technologies. This form is also known as Super Hyper Epic Morshu, based off how some Fakegees' hyper-realistic forms are labeled "super hyper epic".
==Misc==
*Morshu's surname is McPherson.
*He also became famous for his MMMM sound. He uses it to sing different songs.
*He has an archenemy named Ushrom, who also sells Rope, Lamp Oil, and Bombs. Their names happen to be similar.
*He also has have a castle in East Hyrule.
*It is also rumored that he's the Scatman.
*He also has a new shame in the form of RTX Morshu - Adventure Road.
*In the Hyrulian Civil War, it was revealed he has a power level of 12, which is pretty strong for normal people.
==Videos==
thumb|left|300px|Morshu's theme song
thumb|300px|right|Morshu singing at a play in Germany.
thumb|Holy sh*t! Morshu can beatbox!
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