Human

Humans (variously Homo sapiens and Homo sapiens sapiens) are primates of the family Hominidae, and the only extant species of the genus Homo. For instance, you who reads this and not Q, who writes/wrote this, is a homo.
Homo spapien homo, gay homonius faggius the brown. According to Xordan studies, the humans seem to feed on complicated mixes of meat and plants, often in the form of a flat round-shaped piece of burned meat between processed wheat. Alternatively, they inhale gas-stage marujiana to feed. 
==No Homo==
The common phrase "No Homo!" is used by the tyrant dictator of the Xordans, Galgamar the Great Destroyer, who shares a dislike to humanity with Kanye Westians, Jay-Zordans and Rihannixians.
==Ventilator Blues==
When your spine is cracking and your hands, they shake,
Heart is bursting and you butt's gonna break.
Your woman's cussing, you can hear her scream,
You feel like murder in the first degree.
Ain't nobody slowing down no way,
Ev'rybody's stepping on their accelerator,
Don't matter where you are,
Ev'rybody's gonna need a ventilator.
When you're trapped and circled with no second chances,
Your code of living is your gun in hand.
We can't be browed by beating, we can't be cowed by words,
Messed by cheating, ain't gonna ever learn.
Ev'rybody walking 'round,
Ev'rybody trying to step on their Creator.
Don't matter where you are, ev'rybody, ev'rybody gonna
Need some kind of ventilator, some kind of ventilator.
What you gonna do about it, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do about it, what you gonna do?
Gonna fight it, gonna fight it?
Thank you, thank you...
==British humans==
British humans are known as colossal faggots who live in the center of the earth. They drink guzzle tea all day.
They are also quite fond of crumpets, and dicks.
Nevertheless, even though the vast majority of the British males reminds one of Polaks, a small selection of British women make up Earth's finest women. British women typically have:
*Black hair
*A hot-ass accent
*Superio(u)r sex appeal 
*A decent sized rack 
*An anus the size of the Yucatan peninsula
*Hey, bonghit, edit that shit or I'mma tell Fluke and she'll fuck you up in-RP
*Stop being so mean to me
*Aw, fuck! Now I feel bad. 
*It's okay, I still love you
*<3 (it's an icecream just for you!)
*This is the best day ever
*Du hast
Category:Species