No Phones

"No Phones" is the two hundred and forty-eighth episode of Satan and Me. It was posted on April 26th, 2017.
== Summary ==
Sitting in a booth at a random diner, Satan stares at Natalie as she awkwardly avoids the food in front of her. He threatens to force her to eat, complaining that she hasn't in days. She apologizes, explaining that she has no appetite, and points out that he also hasn't eaten. Satan explains that he doesn't have to eat to survive, which confuses her. He encourages her to finish her meal so they can leave, and she wonders if they can ride in a vehicle instead of walking. He promises to think about it if she eats. Natalie has a blurry memory of Titus making her eat a sandwich at his warehouse."Not a Saint" Satan asks why she's making a weird face, assuring her the food isn't tainted. She says that she thinks she's experiencing déjà vu, but Satan assures her they've never been in a situation like this before. He tells her to stop avoiding to eat, but she still feels like he's done this before, calling him a kidnapper. He slams his fist on the table, cutting her off, and angrily reiterates that he did not kidnap her. Natalie, who had started eating her sandwich, flinches away from him as he yells. He clarifies that he's trying to help her get her memories back and asks for her to endure it a little longer. He starts to add that she loves him, not hates him, but interrupts himself with a sigh. He slaps his forehead and tells her that he'll take care of it and she shouldn't worry. He complains about a headache, and Natalie raises her hand like she's in school, getting permission to go to the bathroom. 
Natalie crouches in the hallway outside of the bathrooms. She wonders to herself how long this trip will last, getting tired of Satan's emotional instability. She acknowledges that he hasn't acted like he wants to hurt her. Suddenly, she sees a payphone on the opposite wall from her. 
Satan sits at the booth with his head in his arms. He blames his rambling at Natalie on "fever delirium", caused by his back healing. He ponders who messed up his deal to revive Natalie, Death or Pestilence. He assumes it was Death, but recognizes the possibility that Pestilence could've told Death to screw it up as well. He realizes that he can't summon Death because Natalie won't let him murder anyone. He sighs again, unsure of what to do next. He hears Natalie talking and jumps up, looking over to see her talking on the phone. He curses and rushes over to her, pushing down the hook switch to end the call, which causes her to throws the phone up in the air in surprise. Satan grins sarcastically and asks how her trip to the bathroom was, to which she stutters and answers that it was fine. He tells her she's not allowed to use the phone and wonders who she was calling. She lies and claims it was no one, and he says that's what he assumed. 
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== References ==
Category:Episode
Category:Memory Arc
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