Grahamston

Grahamston is a town in County McRubbish, Pedia. In 2002, chavs destroyed every bin in the entire town and the lazy council couldn't be bothered to replace them, so people chucked their litter all over the streets. Some roads had so much rubbish on them that there was not a hint of concrete visible. Due to this it was renamed to Litterton.
In January 2016, County McRubbish Council evacuated all of the town's residents to McRubbish to clean up the town and teach the residents to stop littering. After the town was cleaned and renamed to Grahamston, they returned and will possibly never let it become messy again. Parts of Grahamston were already abandoned prior to evacuation, especially the south-east of the town.
The population of Grahamston was falling rapidly before the residents were evacuated and the percentage of chavs living there was almost as high as that of Town bin Fart and Burberry. For this reason, crime and obesity rates were also on the rise. By 2018, the town was estimated to have a population of 214, and it was speculated to be completely abandoned in the distant future.
== Etymology ==
Until 1994, the town was named Grahamston, after King Graham the II. However, due to the rising level of chavs and litter, the town was renamed Litterton until February 2017. Before the English invaded Litterton in 1283, the town (then a village) was named Taimerko.
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