Just Say No!

"Just Say No!" is an episode of SpongeBob 4 Babies.
==Transcript==
[The episode begins with SpongeBob excitedly returning to Bikini Bottom from his summer vacation.]
SpongeBob: [excitedly] Ahoy, Bikini Bottom! I'm back!
Narrator: As the sun shines brightly over Bikini Bottom, our yellow sponge friend, SpongeBob, returns from his summer vacation, bursting with excitement.
[SpongeBob heads to meet Patrick, who is lounging under a palm tree, sipping on a tropical drink.]
SpongeBob: [joyfully] Hey, Patrick! I'm back from vacation!
Patrick: [lazily] Oh, hey, SpongeBob. Vacation, huh? That sounds like a lot of work.
Narrator: With a quick visit to Patrick's rock, SpongeBob continues his journey to see Squidward.
[SpongeBob approaches Squidward's house, where Squidward is practicing his clarinet.]
SpongeBob: Squidward! I'm back, buddy!
Squidward: Oh, joy. Just what I needed, SpongeBob.
Narrator: With Squidward suitably unimpressed, SpongeBob heads off to Sandy's treedome to continue his adventure in Bikini Bottom.
[He rushes over to Sandy's treedome to share his vacation stories.]
SpongeBob: [knocking on the treedome] Sandy! I've got so many stories to tell you!
Narrator: As SpongeBob knocks excitedly on Sandy's treedome, little does he know that his visit will take an unexpected turn.
[Sandy opens the treedome door, revealing a group of fishy characters lounging inside, with a strange, hazy atmosphere.]
Sandy: [nervously] Hey there, SpongeBob. Meet my new pals!
[Sandy introduces SpongeBob to the gang members, each with a unique personality and style.]
Sandy: [pointing] This is Tuna Tony, Shelly the Shark, and that's Finny the Fish, our leader.
[Tuna Tony, Shelly the Shark, and Finny the Fish nod in acknowledgement as they pass around a joint.]
Finny the Fish: [grinning] Hey, buddy! Want some of this special seaweed?
[SpongeBob, curious but unaware of the nature of the "special seaweed," takes a puff from the joint. Instantly, he starts to feel its effects.]
Narrator: As the smoke swirls around SpongeBob, he begins to act strangely, his laughter echoing through the treedome.
SpongeBob: [giggling uncontrollably] Everything's... so funny, Sandy!
[Sandy, concerned about SpongeBob's altered behavior, starts to realize the situation might be more serious than she initially thought.]
Narrator: Sandy, realizing the gravity of the situation, knew she had to act fast to save her friend SpongeBob from the effects of the marijuana.
Sandy: [determined] We need to get you out of here, SpongeBob!
[Sandy urgently grabs SpongeBob, who, under the influence, responds with a bizarre statement.]
SpongeBob: I have no legs.
[Sandy, not understanding SpongeBob's words, doesn't waste any time. She scoops him up and rushes out of the treedome, determined to seek help.]
Narrator: Sandy, carrying her giggling and legless friend, hurries to Bikini Bottom Hospital, where they hope to find a solution to SpongeBob's strange condition.
[At the hospital, the doctor examines SpongeBob and delivers a surprising diagnosis.]
Doctor: [serious] I'm afraid your friend has 'overdosed' on marijuana. To save him, we have no choice but to amputate his legs.
[Sandy and SpongeBob both gasp in shock, realizing the dire consequences of their actions.]
Narrator: After the dramatic events at Bikini Bottom Hospital, SpongeBob finally recovers from the marijuana overdose, but he faces a challenging road ahead.
[Sandy, filled with remorse, approaches SpongeBob with an apology that takes an unexpected twist.]
Sandy: [apologetic] SpongeBob, I'm so sorry. I had no idea they were using marijuana!
[SpongeBob, showing his forgiving nature, responds in an understanding manner.]
SpongeBob: [compassionate] Well, Sandy, it was a wild adventure, but I know you didn't mean for this to happen.
Narrator: Despite the bizarre circumstances and Sandy's role in the incident, SpongeBob's forgiving heart shines through. As the story unfolds, Sandy, motivated by guilt and determination, decides to confront the gang inside her treedome.
[Sandy musters her courage and enters the treedome, but as soon as she does, she starts coughing uncontrollably from the thick marijuana smoke filling the air. Sandy, determined to put an end to the drug use, approaches the gang members, who have taken over her treedome.]
Narrator: The confrontation inside Sandy's treedome escalates into a tense showdown, as each character stands their ground.
[Sandy's frustration grows as she pleads for reason, while the gang members, high on marijuana, remain defiant.]
Sandy: [firmly] Y'all need to stop this right now! This treedome isn't meant for growing and smoking marijuana!
[Tuna Tony, Shelly the Shark, and Finny the Fish, the gang leader, respond aggressively, defending their actions.]
Tuna Tony: [defiant] We do what we want, squirrel! This is our new hangout!
[Shelly the Shark chimes in, taking a hit from a joint.]
Shelly the Shark: [chuckles] Yeah, and it's so chill in here now!
[Finny the Fish, the gang leader, exhales a cloud of smoke and grins.]
Finny the Fish: [slyly] You should try it, Sandy. It's like, mind-blowing!
[Sandy, feeling frustrated and disheartened by her friends' new habits, tries to reason one more time, but her efforts are met with aggression.]
Sandy: [desperate] Please, guys, this isn't you! Think about what you're doing to yourselves!
[The gang members, under the influence and under Finny's influence, make their decision.]
Finny the Fish: [definitive] That's enough, squirrel! You're outta here!
[Sandy, shocked and disheartened, is forcibly kicked out of her own treedome by the gang members.]
Narrator: In a bizarre turn of events, Sandy is left standing outside her treedome, struggling to comprehend what just transpired.
[Sandy, still reeling from being kicked out of her treedome, turns to SpongeBob with frustration.]
Sandy: [irritated] Ooh, that Finny the Fish really burns my soup!
[SpongeBob, in agreement, responds emphatically.]
SpongeBob: [supportive] "You said it!"
[Together, they realize the seriousness of the situation and decide they need to take action.]
Sandy: [determined] We can't let them take over my treedome like this, SpongeBob. We need to go to the police.
[SpongeBob nods in agreement, determined to help his friend.]
[Sandy and SpongeBob head to the police station to report the situation. SpongeBob, still legless due to the marijuana overdose, sits in a wheelchair while they explain everything to the police officers.]
Sandy: [concerned] Officers, you won't believe what's happening in my treedome! It's been taken over by a gang using marijuana.
SpongeBob: [optimistic] And I've been helping Sandy since I can't use my legs now.
[The police officers, a couple of peculiar fish, exchange glances before giving a baffling response.]
Officer Flounder: [skeptical] Marijuana, you say? Well, you see, Bikini Bottom has a 'Don't Interrupt the Underwater Harmony' policy.
Officer Guppy: [nodding] Yeah, it's like, it's part of our ecosystem now. Can't mess with the flow, you know?
[Sandy and SpongeBob exchange bewildered looks, not understanding the bizarre explanation given by the officers.]
Sandy: [frustrated] But it's in my treedome! Can't you do something?
Officer Flounder: [shrugging] Sorry, folks. We'd love to help, but Bikini Bottom's got its quirks. We'll just have to go with the flow.
[Sandy and SpongeBob leave the police station feeling utterly perplexed, wondering how they'll ever resolve the situation.]
[Sandy and SpongeBob, determined to make a positive change in Bikini Bottom, decide to take matters into their own hands.]
Sandy: [inspired] SpongeBob, if the police won't help, we'll have to do something ourselves. Let's start a 'just say no!' campaign.
SpongeBob: [eager] You're right, Sandy! We can spread awareness and show everyone there's a better way!
[Together, they set out to create posters, organize rallies, and talk to their friends and neighbors about the dangers of marijuana use.]
[Sandy and SpongeBob's "just say no!" campaign gains more participants as they are joined by other SpongeBob characters who have experienced bizarre effects due to "marijuana overdoses." Each character has a unique and strange ailment.]
SpongeBob: [empathetic] It's not just us, Sandy. Look at our friends!
[Squidward, who has turned a shade of neon green, approaches.]
Squidward: [frustrated] Ever since I tried that seaweed, I can't stop playing my clarinet... terribly!
[Patrick, with a rainbow-colored body, chimes in.]
Patrick: [confused] I thought I was a rainbow, SpongeBob. A living, breathing rainbow!
[Even Mr. Krabs, with dollar bills for eyes, joins the group.]
Mr. Krabs: [anxious] I've been seein' dollar signs everywhere, laddie. I can't stop counting me money!
[Sandy rallies the group together with determination.]
Sandy: [resolute] We've all been affected, but together, we can show Bikini Bottom that this 'special seaweed' is no good! Let's keep spreading the word!
[As the group of affected characters and their friends continue their campaign, they hope to bring an end to the marijuana use that has caused such bizarre effects in their underwater world.]
[In an effort to spread their message, SpongeBob, Sandy, and their friends gather outside the treedome taken over by the gang. They break into a catchy musical number, encouraging everyone to say no to drugs.]
[Melodic tune]
SpongeBob: Oh, Bikini Bottom, listen up, we've got a tale to share,
Say no to drugs, 'cause it's a risky affair!
Sandy: Marijuana may seem fun, but let us make it clear,
Overdose on it, and strange things could appear!
[The affected friends chime in with their own verses, describing their bizarre experiences.]
Squidward: I turned neon green, and I can't stop the sound,
Of my awful clarinet, all around and around!
Patrick: I thought I was a rainbow, with colors all so bright,
But being a rainbow, well, it didn't feel quite right!
Mr. Krabs: I've got dollar signs for eyes, it's a treasure, that's true,
But it's no way to live when all you see is blue!
[Sandy, SpongeBob, and their friends come together for the chorus, emphasizing the importance of saying no to drugs.]
All: Just say no, Bikini Bottom, let's make a stand today,
Keep our minds clear and bright, in the Bikini Bottom way!
[As the musical number reaches its climax, the doctor from earlier steps forward and starts singing, listing out exaggerated side effects of marijuana.]
Doctor: [singing, dramatically] Marijuana will make your fins grow extra large,
You'll breathe out bubbles and try to merge with a barge!
You'll turn into a jellyfish, and then a rubber tree,
Oh, the craziness of 'special seaweed,' you'll see!
[SpongeBob, with the music still going, suddenly recognizes the doctor.]
SpongeBob: [interrupting, with a hint of confusion] Wait a minute, I think that's the doctor who cut my legs off. I have no legs.
[The musical number comes to an abrupt halt, leaving everyone in a state of bewilderment.]
[The gang members, after witnessing the bizarre musical number and its unexpected interruption by SpongeBob, Sandy, and their friends, step out of the treedome, their expressions changed.]
Finny the Fish: [sincere] You know what, guys? I think we get it now. This 'special seaweed' stuff isn't worth it.
[Tuna Tony, Shelly the Shark, and the rest of the gang nod in agreement, realizing the consequences of their actions.]
Tuna Tony: [reflective] Yeah, it's been fun, but it's time to let it go.
[The gang members break into applause, showing their support for SpongeBob and Sandy's campaign.]
Shelly the Shark: [applauding] You guys really opened our eyes!
[With newfound determination, the gang members decide to quit marijuana and make amends for their actions.]
Sandy: [relieved] I'm really glad to hear you guys have turned things around.
[However, the gang leader, Finny the Fish, pulls out a Winston cigarette, surprising everyone.]
Finny the Fish: [casually] Yeah, we figured we'd switch to regular smoking instead.
[Tuna Tony, Shelly the Shark, and the others chime in with their thoughts.]
Tuna Tony: [optimistic] It's a healthier choice, right?
Shelly the Shark: [curious]"And it's not that bad, is it?
[The gang members light up their cigarettes, but as they take their first puffs, they all start coughing uncontrollably, realizing it might not be as smooth a transition as they thought.]
[As the episode takes another unexpected turn with the gang members trying out regular smoking, an abrupt and miraculous event occurs. SpongeBob's legs suddenly begin to grow back, leaving everyone stunned.]
SpongeBob: [amazed] Well, isn't that something! I guess I have legs after all!
[The episode ends on this bizarre note, leaving everyone, including SpongeBob, in astonishment.]
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