Lawson Makes a Disturbing Call About Morris P. Hingle and Ashley B's Relationship and Gets Grounded

== Cast ==
Lawson and Randall Weems-Eric
Morris P. Hingle-Brian
Ashley Boulet-Amy
Frank Sedgwick (Knarf)-Steven
Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)-Kimberly
== Transcript ==
In Third Street School, the 5th Graders came out of Miss Finster's classroom, even Morris P. Hingle.
Morris: I'm going to spend some time with Knarf in Room 51.
Morris walked along and then he met Ashley B.
Ashley B: Hi, Morris!
Morris: Oh! Hi, Ashley B! I'm going to Room 51 to spend some time with Knarf! Want to come?
Ashley B: Sure! I'd love to!
Morris and Ashley B walked along the hallway and walked down the steps and approached the door. They opened the door and entered Room 51. Knarf was sipping his milk.
Ashley B: Hey, Frank Sedgwick!
Knarf: Hey, Ashley Boulet!
Morris: What's up, Knarf?
Knarf: Hey!
Morris: Knarf, I've come to spend some time with you!
Knarf: Oh boy! Want to read Señor Fusion comics with me?
Morris: Sure, I'd love to!
At the playground, Lawson was furious about Morris.
Lawson: Stupid Hingle! He's always hanging out with a fourth grader Ashley B. Fourth and fifth graders shall not be friends! I can't stand to see it when fourth graders and fifth graders of different races are friends! Morris is white, and Ashley B is black! The white boy like Morris shall not be hanging out with a black girl like Ashley B! Me and my fellow fifth graders hate it! Rachel's disgusted about Morris and Ashley B's relationship! Of course, my counterpart Eric Dawson is white, and his girlfriend Sasha Chart is black. They're the best interracial couple I've seen! I met them at 98th Street School! Dawson and I are the same, and we're both white. And Rachel and Sasha are different. Rachel's white, and Sasha's black. Me and my fellow fifth graders are superior to fourth graders. But Morris along with Butch, the Pale Kids and others are being friends with fourth graders of different races including TJ and his friends. And what's worse, sixth graders of different races including King Bob are all friends with fourth graders of different races and some fifth graders of different races like Morris, Butch and the Pale Kids. Me and my friends are different. Some are black, and some are white. What shall I do?
Lawson had an idea.
Lawson: I know! I will make a disturbing call to Ashley B about her and Morris' relationship!
Lawson picked up his phone, and started to phone Ashley B up. Back in Room 51, Ashley B heard her phone ringing.
Ashley B: Who? For me?
Ashley B picked up a phone and started to answer.
Ashley B: Hello!
Lawson was talking to Ashley B on the phone.
Lawson: Is this Ashley B?
Ashley B: Yes, this is Ashley B.
Lawson: You're always hanging around with my rival Morris. He's way out of your league.
Ashley B: What?
Lawson: You heard me? You shall not hang out with him. He's way out of your league.
Ashley B: What are you talking about?
Lawson: I repeat, you shall not hang out with Morris. He's way out of your league. And besides, your relationship whomps! He's a fifth grader like me, and he's white! And you're one of the fourth graders like TJ and the Gang, and you're black! The white fifth grade boy like Morris shall not hang out with a black fourth grader girl like you, you n*****!
Ashley B was furious.
Ashley B: How dare you say some... who is this? No, who is this anyway? What makes you think you can just call up here and say something like that? That is like so rude! Who is...
Morris grabbed the phone to answer Lawson.
Morris: Hello? Hello?
Lawson: You're a white fifth grader! And you shall not be hanging out with a black fourth grader like Ashley B. She's way out of your league. And besides, your and Ashley B's relationship whomps! You two are the worst interracial couple... EVER!
Morris: What is your problem? You're so mean, Lawson! I can hang out with her anytime I like!
Morris gave the phone back to Ashley B. Knarf was horrified.
Knarf: Well, what was that?
Morris: Lawson says some awful things about me and Ashley B.
Ashley B: Yeah, he must have seen us playing basketball and coming out of the Ashleys' Clubhouse.
Knarf: What did he say?
Morris: Knarf, there's just some really stupid fifth graders around the playground, who can't stand to see it when fourth and fifth graders of different races are friends.
Knarf: Well, why not?
Ashley B: I have no idea, Knarf. But that was Lawson. Because Morris' skin is white and mine is black he thinks we shouldn't be friends. It drives him nuts just to see us having fun together.
Knarf: What is colour has to do with being friends.
Ashley B: Nothing, nothing at all. That's the point. Look. Knarf, your skin is white, right? And-and-and mine is black. I mean, it was up to that fashion reject, and we would have listened to him, you and I couldn't be friends. Just, just look the window. There, there, there are black people, they were white people. Not to mention every other colour, right? There, there... there are sixth graders, some fifth graders who are well-behaved including Butch and others, fourth graders, third graders, second graders, first graders and kindergartners.
Knarf: And there's a white boy who rules the playground called King Bob. Tara's white, and so are Jordan and Jerome, and his loyal subjects are white and black.
Ashley B: Right! Right! My friend Ashley A is white, and so is Ashley Q. Like me, Ashley T is black.
Knarf: My friend Rodney is black, and my friends Steve and Carl are white, and I'm white, and so is Amy. TJ, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus are white, and Vince is black.
Morris: I wonder what Lawson thinks about that?
Knarf: I don't care what colour anybody is.
Ashley B: Oh no, Knarf, Knarf, I know, I know. I know you don't. I know you don't. So, look, we are friends forever, right, white Pale Kid, right?
Knarf: Friends forever, black black girl! Heh. Heh.
Ashley B: Yes. Yes. 
Ashley B kissed Knarf.
Knarf: Heh.
Ashley B: Friends forever, right?
Morris: Friends forever.
Morris and Ashley high fived each other.
Ashley B: Yeah.
Morris: That's my girl.
Ashley B: That's like sweet of you.
Knarf: But, but... but-but-but... wha-what are you going to do if that geek Lawson calls again?
Ashley B: Hmm.
Morris: Oh, that's easy.
Ashley B: Yeah.
Morris: Let's show him.
Ashley B: Yeah.
Morris: Ring! Bring me the phone so I can do to Lawson.
Ashley B: Borrow my phone and call Lawson.
Ashley B gave her phone to Morris. Morris phoned Lawson up.
Ashley B: Hah.
Morris: Hello!
Lawson: Morris, you and Ashley B shouldn't be friends, and you shouldn't hang out with each other. You're a white fifth grader, and a white boy like you shouldn't hang out with a black fourth grader like Ashley B, you got that?
Morris: What? What's that you say? You don't think me and Ashley B should be friends!
Ashley B: Oh! No!
Morris: Ashley B! Lawson thinks that you and I shouldn't be friends.
Ashley B: Heh? No!
Morris: What on earth do you think we shall reply?
Then Morris and Ashley B faced the phone and they blew a raspberry. Morris and Ashley B laughed.
Morris and Ashley B: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Lawson felt disgusted.
Lawson: AAAAAAAAH! How dare you blow a raspberry at me?!
Knarf joined in the laughter.
Knarf: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes! Yes! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Lawson put down his phone in anger.
Lawson: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! STUPID INTERRACIAL COUPLE! I'M GOING TO CREAM THEM!
Randall came with Miss Finster.
Randall: There he is, Miss Finster! Lawson's been making a disturbing call to Morris and Ashley B!
Miss Finster: Thanks for telling me, Randall! Here's a cookie!
Miss Finster gave Randall a cookie and Randall ate a cookie, as Miss Finster approached Lawson.
Miss Finster: Erwin Lawson, how dare you make a disturbing call to Morris and Ashley B?! I am disgusted with your behaviour! You can't be rude to anyone who's friends with graders of different races!
Lawson: But Miss Finster, Morris and Ashley B are the worst interracial pair ever! And my favourite interracial pair are my counterpart and his girlfriend from 98th Street School. Me and Rachel are white, and Dawson and Sasha are different. Dawson and I are the same and we're both white, and Rachel and Sasha are different. Rachel's white and Sasha's black. Me and my friends are white and black. My white friends are Gelman, Mundy, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Kurst, Clyde, Jocko, Koreo, Buster, Cheay, Rachel, Penny, Rackstraw, Dinkley, Smithy, Harris, Prankster Boy, Buckaroo Kid, Coco and Waxwell, and my black friends are Skeens and Cheay, and Diller and Clarisse are olive-skinned people, and they're two of my friends, and Marvin is olive-skinned, and Kenny and Ted are white people. They're Penny's minions and friends and they're my friends too. Chucko and Cy are white, and they're two of my friends. And besides, Ashley B is a n*****, and she can't hang out with Morris and she's way out of his league.
Miss Finster: That's enough now, Lawson! Come with me to Principal Prickly's office now!
Miss Finster dragged Lawson to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming. 
Lawson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?
Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Randall! Why? Because Lawson made a disturbing call to Morris Hingle and Ashley Boulet! He thinks that Morris and Ashley B shouldn't be friends just because they're different, just because Morris is a white fifth grader and Ashley B is a black fourth grader. Lawson just caused trouble for both of them. That's very rude! Punish him immediately!
Principal Prickly: Okay, Muriel! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson a good talking to!
Then Miss Finster left.
Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson.
Principal Prickly: Lawson, I'm very disappointed in you for making a disturbing call to Morris and Ashley B. You know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! We don't ever make a disturbing call to Morris and Ashley B or any other students of different races at all!
Lawson: I know, sir. But I just told Morris to stay away from Ashley B, because he's the white fifth grader and he shouldn't hang out with a black fourth grader like Ashley B.
Principal Prickly: You see making a disturbing call to Morris and Ashley B undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You can't be rude to anyone who's friends with graders of different races.
Lawson: But Principal Prickly, Morris and Ashley B are the worst interracial couple ever! And besides, their relationship whomps! Morris should get a white girl, and Ashley B should get a black boy.
Principal Prickly: I don't care! That's no excuse! Now I can't keep up with you kids and you said horrible things about Morris and Ashley B. But Miss Finster assures me it's spiteful. That's it, you're suspended for a week! Go home while I call your parents!
Back in Room 51, Miss Finster came to see Morris and Ashley B.
Miss Finster: Morris Hingle and Ashley Boulet, I'm sorry that Lawson made a disturbing call for you two. He thinks that you two shouldn't be friends just because you're kids of different races. Randall told me everything of what Lawson has done.
Morris: Lawson made a disturbing call about my and Ashley B's relationship. Lawson's very rude to us.
Ashley B: He also called me the n-word. That is like so rude.
Miss Finster: Do not worry. Students of different races always made friends. Lawson is suspended for a week. Just have fun and play during recess.
Morris: Thanks. Come on, Ashley B. Let's go out.
Ashley B: I'm with you.
So Morris and Ashley B left Room 51. Then Morris and Ashley B came outside and then they sat on a bench.
Morris: Ashley B, I'm glad Lawson is suspended for making a disturbing call about our relationship.
Ashley B: Right. Let's spend some time together. How about a kiss?
Morris: Thanks.
Morris and Ashley B kissed each other.
Morris: Want to come to Kelso's with me after school?
Ashley B: Sure, I'd love to.
Back home, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you make a disturbing call about Morris and Ashley B's relationship?!
Lawson's mum: You know you can't do that to any other students of different races.
Lawson: But mum and dad, Morris and Ashley B are the worst interracial couple ever. My counterpart from 98th Street School Dawson and his girlfriend Sasha are the best interracial couple, and me and Rachel like them.
Lawson's mum: You know you can't be rude to anyone who's friends with graders of different races. You know people around the world are different from one another. You make them cry. You just caused hurt to Morris and Ashley B.
Lawson's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week!
Lawson's mum: Go to your room now!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back upstairs, Lawson felt guilty.
Lawson: Mom and Dad were right. People around the world are different and I shouldn't have done that to Morris and Ashley B.
== Trivia ==
This idea is inspired by the Sesame Street episode Episode 3140: Racism on Sesame Street.
Category:Lawson's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff