Plant Interviews 35: Kernel-pult

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the oldest of the Pult Brothers.
Me: "Hi Kernel-pult!"
Kernel-pult: "Hi Miles!"
Me: "How do you decide whether to throw a Kernel or Butter?"
Kernel-pult: "Well, I throw butter at the weak zombies which don't need buttering, and I throw kernels when butter is needed."
Me: "That sounds about right. So how do you remember your brother's birthdays?"
Kernel-pult: "I never forget anything, that's how."
Me: "So you have an eidetic memory?"
Kernel-pult: "What's that?"
Me: "Never mind. Where do you get your butter from?"
Kernel-pult: "I forget where it comes from."
Me: "...Right. Why isn't Winter Melon ever counted as a Pult brother?"
Kernel-pult: "Winter Melon is Melon-pult's cousin, that's why."
Me: "Okay, where does your butter come from?"
Kernel-pult: "I forget where it comes from."
Me: "You realize that was the second time I asked you about your butter?"
Kernel-pult: "What was the second time you asked me about my butter?"
Me: "Man, your memory is pretty bad."
Kernel-pult: "Uh oh, it's Melon-pults birthday, I just remembered!"
Melon-pult shows up.
Melon-pult: "No it's not, that's next month! Are you getting forgetful in your old age?"
Kernel-pult: "I never forget anything."
Me: "Yes you do."
Kernel-pult: "No I don't."
Me: "Whatever. I've got to go now."
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