The Wall-Nut Bowling

By BGB64.
==Characters==
*Dr. Zomboss
*Extra Zombie
*Giga Imp
*Crazy Dave
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==Story==
At Dr. Zomboss'es Lab...
Extra Zombie: We need a way to get rid of that wall-nut in a way that can't go wrong.
Dr. Zomboss: Yeah.Oh by the way, Giga-Imp, you missed a spot while you were cleaning.
Giga Imp: Where?
Dr. Zomboss: There!
Dr. Zomboss throws a bucket of sand, marbles, magma rocks and lemonade on the floor.
Giga Imp: Oh. Ok.
Extra Zombie: I was thinking...remember how Crazy Dave is going to teach his new neighbour Wall-Nut bowling?
Dr. Zomboss: Yeah...
Extra Zombie: What if we lured all the Wall-Nuts to be bowled so they roll into the graveyard where the zombies destroy them?
Dr. Zomboss: Who lures the nuts?
Extra Zombie smiles and Giga Imp starts to frown.
Dr. Zomboss: Giga Imp?
Giga Imp: Me?
Extra Zombie: Yes.
Giga Imp: Bu- bu- I'll die!
Dr. Zomboss: No you won't. You always wanted to be in Extra Zombie's main attack group. If you do this, you can be.
Giga Imp: How will I survive the nuts?
Extra Zombie: Remember how strong you were in that practise corse thingy? And besides. Wall-Nuts are hollow. They weigh about 130 grams when uprooted. And besides, probably can't bowl two inches, let alone 5 meters.
Giga Imp: Ok. I guess.
Dr. Zomboss: That's the spirit! Kinda.
Later, at the lawn...
Crazy Dave: Greetings, neighbour!
: ...
Crazy Dave: The name's Crazy Dave.
Crazy Dave: But you can just call me Crazy Dave.
Crazy Dave: Listen, I've got a surprise for you.
Crazy Dave: But first, I'll need you to clear your lawn.
: ...
Crazy Dave: Use your shovel and dig up those plants!
Crazy Dave: LET THE DIGGING COMMENCE!
 digs up the three peashooters that are remaining on the lawn.
Crazy Dave: Ok goody, now for the surprise...
Giga Imp: We're going BOWLING!
Crazy Dave: Yeah! Wait a minute, thats my line!
Giga Imp: Hahaha I'm'a line stealer!
Crazy Dave: Ok , just bowl all the nuts at the zombies. Don't get your brains eaten. Bye!
To be continued...
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