Transcript:Horrid Henry and the Tooth Fairy

(Henry plays cowboy at home)
Horrid Henry: Woo-hoo! Ride! All right! (laughs) Woah! Ride!
Perfect Peter: Henry, it's my turn to be the cowboy now.
Horrid Henry: No it's not. You can be the cowboy on your birthday. That's five months to go, so giddy-up!
Perfect Peter: (gasps)
Horrid Henry: Come on, horsey-worm. What's the matter?
Perfect Peter: I think... I think... I think I just lost a tooth. (spits tooth out, then tooth shines, making Henry look shocked) Look, Henry! I can leave it under my pillow, and the tooth fairy will bring me some money! Hey, Henry! I lost my first tooth before you! Isn't that funny?
Horrid Henry: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(title card shows)
(Mum pats Peter)
Horrid Henry: This is so, so, so not fair. I'm the only person I know who hasn't lost a stupid tooth. Everyone else has! Everyone! Moody Margaret, Rude Ralph, Gorgeous Gurinder, Aerobic Al, Weepy William, Singing Soraya, and even Fluffy the Cat!
(Fluffy meows)
Horrid Henry: (sighs) And now Peter's lost a tooth. It's so embarrassing!
Perfect Peter: Henry! Do you want another look at my tooth?
Horrid Henry: Not particularly.
Perfect Peter: Do you think I might get 50p from the tooth fairy?
Horrid Henry: I can help you get more money if you want.
Perfect Peter: I did no thank-you, but you can take a photo of my tooth. Then I can do a copy for Mum, and a copy for Dad, and a copy for all my friends!
(Henry turns into a dinosaur, growls at Peter, grabs the camera and attempts to eat it)
Mum: Stop that! Don't be horrid, Henry! It won't hurt you to take his picture!
Perfect Peter: Then I'm going to put my tooth in an envelope for the tooth fairy! (the camera takes a picture of Peter) Oh, I wasn't ready!
Horrid Henry: Tough.
(Henry leaves the kitchen to his room)
Horrid Henry: I have got to lose a tooth! (tries to move his tooth) Come on, teeth. Move! Wobble! Stupid teeth won't budge. It's like they're super-glued to my gums!
(Henry slides down the bannister, runs to the kitchen and opens up the cupboard, revealing two jars of sweets)
Horrid Henry: Everyone knows the more sweets you eat, the quicker your teeth rot!
(Henry laughs, eats two jars of sweets, burps, and tries to move a tooth but it wouldn't move)
Horrid Henry: Oh! This is going to take forever!
(Scene shows Henry and Ralph at school)
Rude Ralph: But you don't like toffee, Henry.
Horrid Henry: No, because it always gets stuck in my teeth, so I reckon a tooth could get stuck in it.
Rude Ralph: Ah, clever. Well, is it working?
Horrid Henry: I can't open my mouth! Help me!
Rude Ralph: What? Oh, help you! Course!
Horrid Henry: Okay, one, two, three! (both pull the toffee and it lands on Bert)
Horrid Henry: They're all still there!
Rude Ralph: Uh, Henry! (points at Bert)
Horrid Henry: Ah! A-ha! Bert, I won't lie to you. That's my toffee. I threw it at you, and I deserve a punch in the mouth, don't I?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Well think about it. Don't you think chucking confectionery at you shows a certain lack of respect?
Beefy Bert: I dunno.
Horrid Henry: Take my word for it. It does. And if you were to punch me in the mouth, and knock my tooth out, I wouldn't even mind. I swear.
(Henry looks scared when Bert tries to punch him in the mouth)
Beefy Bert: (takes the toffee out of his forehead and gives it to Henry) I dunno.
(Henry sighs, then gets knocked down by a football)
Rude Ralph: Did that work?
Horrid Henry: (tries to move tooth but it wouldn't budge) No.
Rude Ralph: Brilliant save, though!
Horrid Henry: One tooth! That's all I need!
(Peter sleeps, Henry opens his bedroom door)
Horrid Henry: Operation Molar is a go! (is dressed as a superhero, blows Peter which makes him turn around, grabs the envelope under his pillow, and then goes back up. He closes Peter's bedroom door, then bumps into Mum when he heads into his room. They both gasp)
Mum: Henry, what are you doing?
Horrid Henry: Doing? Nothing! I... I thought I heard a noise in Peter's room, went to check. Don't want anything to happen to my little brother, do I?
Mum: Hmmm... I see. Well now you'd better get back to your room, and back to sleep.
Horrid Henry: Good idea.
(Henry opens his bedroom door and rushes to his bed)
Horrid Henry: (laughs) Tooth fairy, prepare to open your wallet!
(Fluffy stares at a night sky, then presses the power button on the TV remote, which makes the scene switch to sunrise)
(Henry wakes up, yawns, then check under his pillow, but Peter's envelope is gone)
Horrid Henry: Where is it? Where's my money? (searches around his bed for Peter's envelope)
Perfect Peter: Mum, Dad, Henry! The tooth fairy left me a whole pound!
Horrid Henry: What? A whole pound? It's not fair! The tooth fairy tricked me!
(Scene shows the backyard with Mum cutting the bushes)
Horrid Henry: Mum?
Mum: Yes, Henry?
Horrid Henry: Say that there was someone whose tooth fell out, but he lost it, so it didn't end up under his pillow. Maybe it even ended up under someone else's. Could he still get money from the tooth fairy?
Mum: Anything you'd like to tell me, Henry?
Horrid Henry: No, no. Just interested. This is completely hypocritical.
Mum: Hypothetical, and I think the tooth fairy would know who's just lost a tooth.
Horrid Henry: How?
Mum: From the gap between their teeth.
Horrid Henry: The gap? Yes, the gap! Gotta go!
(Henry jumps on Margaret's things, making them fall over)
Moody Margaret: Henry!
Horrid Henry: What a stupid place to sit!
Moody Margaret: (sighs) Henry, if you want to see me, use the front door so I don't have to answer it.
Horrid Henry: This is an emergency! I need your teeth!
Moody Margaret: Huh?
Horrid Henry: Your rubber Dracula teeth from your Halloween costume! Now would be good?
Moody Margaret: Oh, I see. And what's your offering in return?
Horrid Henry: Offering?
(Henry serves Margaret orange juice)
Horrid Henry: Do you want any orange?
Moody Margaret: Do I want any orange what?
Horrid Henry: Do you want any orange, milady?
Moody Margaret: Yes, thank you, Henry. That would be splendid, and could I have a slice of lemon in it?
Horrid Henry: A slice of lemon?
Moody Margaret: Do you want those teeth or not?
(Henry sighs, then walks into her house)
(Henry takes out a tooth, puts it in the envelope, then writes a thank-you note)
Horrid Henry: It's a thank-you note. Never hurts to be polite. Maybe she'll leave more money.
(Henry colours a part of the paper black, rips the sheet, then puts it on Henry's mouth pretending he lost a tooth)
Horrid Henry: I got the tooth, I got the gap. (uses a rope to wrap part of it onto Henry's finger, puts Mr Kill next to him, then pulls his blanket getting ready to sleep) I mean, how smart could a tooth fairy be? (shuts off the lamp, then notices Fluffy grabbing the envelope) What? (envelope falls off his bed, he gets out of his bed) I got you, tooth fairy! (gets shocked as he sees Fluffy) Fluffy?
(Fluffy meows as Henry throws her out of his bedroom)
(Fluffy sees the night sky, presses the power button on the TV remote to switch the scene to sunrise)
(Henry wakes up and sees the rope not attached to Henry's finger)
Horrid Henry: Yes! Payday! (takes rubber coin out of his pillow) One pound! Yes! I tricked the tooth fairy! Yes! (throws the rubber coin into the air which then bounces, making Henry look confused) What? (takes the rubber coin out of the air, then bends it) It's rubber! That's not fair! Where's the real money?
Mum: Henry! Come down here at once!
Horrid Henry: Coming, Mum! (takes out a note in his pillow and then reads the tooth fairy's note) "From the desk of the tooth fairy: Nice try, Henry!"
Mum: Henry! I mean it! Get down here now!
(Henry scrunches up the note and then throws it onto the floor)
Horrid Henry: Stupid tooth fairy!
Mum: Henry, why are both the sweet jars empty?
Horrid Henry: Ummm... Fluffy! Naughty Fluffy!
(Fluffy growls at Henry)
Horrid Henry: Top, top, cat! You ate all the sweets, Fluffy!
(Peter gasps)
Mum: Don't try and blame it on Fluffy! I know it was you, Henry! No sweets for a month!
Horrid Henry: What? No! Mum, you can't do that! Dad, tell Mum she can't do that!
Dad: (chuckles) I'd make it two months.
Horrid Henry: But it's not fair! What am I going to eat between meals?
Mum: You can have one of these.
Horrid Henry: Fruit? Oh! (bites into the apple) Ow!
Mum: What?
Horrid Henry: I... I think... Yes, look! My tooth, it's loose! Look! (wobbles loose tooth)
Mum: Oh, it does look wobbly.
Horrid Henry: Wobbly? It's practically escaped! Wait till the kids at school see this! Now the tooth fairy's really going to have to pay up! One more bite! Come on! (bites into the apple again, but the tooth is swallowed) I've swallowed it. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Category:Transcripts