Annoying Orange: WazZOOM/Transcript

Orange: (offscreen) Hey, berry-boys, Hey! Hey, berry-boys! berry-boys!
Strawberry 2: Seriously, I hated that carton! I felt like my butt was turning into jam. Are you even listening to me?
Strawberry 1: Sorry. I can't hear a word over that guy.
Orange: Hey! Hey, berry-boys, Hey!
Strawberry 1: What? What is it?
Orange: Wazzup?
Strawberry 2: I don't know. What is up?
Orange: Squash!
Strawberry 1: Huh?
(Squash squashes 2nd strawberry)
Squash: Eww! Did you guys start "Wazzup" without me?
Orange: Wazzuuuu--
Squash: Wazzuuup?
Little Apple: Yo, yo, yo!
Orange: Wazzuuuu--
Little Apple: Wazzuuuuu--
Squash: Waazzuuuu--
Strawberry 1: Oh, would you stop it?!
Pear: Hey-hey-hey, did somebody say...
Little Apple: Wahahaazzuu--
Orange: Uuuuuu--
Pear: Uuuuuuuuuuu--
Marshmallow: Eehehehe--
Grapefruit: Uhhhhhh--
Strawberry 1: Shut up!!
(Orange, Pear and Little Apple laughing)
Strawberry 1: Seriously. This is what you do in your time? I don't even have the words for how stupid this is.
Orange: Huh?
Little Apple: Guys, what if he's right? What if this whole "wazzup" shtick is getting old? Aw...
Zoom: Well, hello! Sounds like you need... (echoing) WazZOOM!!!
Orange: Whoa!
(Zoom, Orange, Pear, Little Apple, Marshmallow, Grapefruit, Squash and Strawberry yelling WazOOM)
Zoom: Waaa--
Zip: ZIP!
Orange: Huh? WazZIP?
Zoom: ZIP, the only known substance with more energy per ounce than ZOOM!
Zip: Prepare yourselves for a NEW DIMENSION OF INTENSITY!
Little Apple: Wa--
Zip: ZIP!
Zoom: ZOOM!
Zip: ZIP!
Zoom: ZOOM!
Orange: Wazzu--
Pear: ZOO--
(Squash, Marshmallow, Strawberry, Zombie George Washington and Little Apple yelling randomly)
(Orange flutters lips)
Zoom: Zzzzzzzz...
Zip: Zzzzzzzzzzz...
Zoom and Zip: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(liquid erupting)
(splash!, fruits react)
Zoom: ZOOM... is down.
Zip: ZIP... is... zapped.
Grapefruit: Oh great, I'm covered in Zoom juice.
(Strawberry tasted good)
(Pear taste awesome)
Little Apple: Uh... does anybody else feel kind of weird?
Pear: Uh... does sticky count as weird?
Orange: Weird? I don't feel weird. I feel... Great! I feel awesone! I feel like... like...
Strawberry 1: WAZZU--
(Orange, Marshmallow, Squash, Pear, Little Apple, Grapefruit, Strawberry, Grandpa Lemon, Spelling Bee and Zombie George Washington yelling, thirlling tongues, giggling, fluttering lips, etc.)
(Orange. Little Apple and Pear laughter)
Orange: Hey! Hey, Strawberry!
Strawberry 1: Hey, Orange! What is it?
Orange: Squash!
(Squash squashes 1st strawberry)
Orange: Whoa!
Squash: Wazzu--
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