Olive Garden (olive-garden-official)

== About ==
"Soup" - Olive Garden
Olive Garden is an italian fine-ish dining sit-down restaurant that has a menu that doesn't feature olives and a mascot who is a tomato. The reason for the distinct lack of olives is due to the fact that Olive Garden is entirely unrelated to the food. You see, it was founded in 256 B.C. by Sir King Highness Oliver Cooke I, who liked gardening and was also unimaginative with names. (She would go on to produce an heir, named Oliver Oliverson Jr, who later went on to live out their dream of being a bankrupted invester) After it was founded, she promptly keeled over and died, with cause of death noted as "frankly kind of unimportant", which led to ownership of the restaurant being handed over to Oliver's good friend and definitely not murderer George Washington.
For the next several millenia George Washington led the restaurant into a very profitable position of being a 4 star option on Trip Advisor. Of course, even the founding Father of the United States is not perfect, so he had some help. He chose his cabinet, kitchen cabinet, table, sofa, mattress, and advisors through a 2-in-1 lottery and gladiator arena event. The lucky civillians chosen at random would be pit against each other in death matches for the honor of becoming one of George Washington's cabinet. In the end, Kyle [hey we need a page on him] won by technicality after the other contestants were suddenly annihilated by the terrible U.S. economic system. With Kyle by the president's side, Olive Garden surged in popularity and became the nations #1 book bestseller. 
== Menu ==
Nothing you need to know about. Why are you asking? Go away, shoo.
== Actually useful information ==
The above facts, barring the bit about being rated 4 stars on Trip Advisor, were made up at 9:30 at night whith no deeper thought put into it. The below facts actually relate to Tumblr. Kyle is a 5-in-1 chef, scapegoat, everyman, janitor, and shampoo for men used by various restaurants for the Bit. George Washington did actually find the Olive Garden though, because I got inspired by the other food blogs one day and just sorta did that. The only other important member of Olive Garden is The Olive Guardian. Though usually written in green, the fandom wiki does not support text colour changing to my knowledge, so its plaintext for now. It was made when during the standard operation of the Soup Maker 2000 (Aka a pot), with the usual ingredients of "thighs, personality, jar of an enemie's blood, lemonade, and the concept of crime", a spill of several moles of Uranium 235 reacted and brought the soup to life as an Olive colored automaton. After the incident, nothing was done to rectify problems relating to workplace OSHA hazards because nothing really ever goes in favor of the workers. Anyways, the Olive Guardian was made as part of the various restaurant cryptids [hey we need a page for that], alongside the Burger Children and друг. The Olive Guardian keeps the Burge Children sealed away forever, as the warden protecting the world.