Darktail

Darkfail is the evilest little kitteh in existence.
First Bramblefart the galliant idiot declares war on Darkfail because Darkfail and his rogues are very obese but also because they attacked the weak skinny cannibal clan WindClan.
Soon the bogus rogues take shelter in ShadowClan but the mental ShadowClan kittehs aren't happy with that. Then some of the apprentices get the idea that they can do stuff early by hanging out with these cats so a few ShadowClan apprentices run to the rogues.
Darkfail then teaches Needlepwner that being an evil kitteh is okay and that it's the meaning of life.
Later a bunch of other nude apprentice kittehs (And fat warrior kittehs) joined Needlepwner to suffer life with Darkfail and his servants (The rogues) which he calls the Dumbo Kittehs.
Needlepwner evilly takes Violetkitteh (But the queens called her JustAnotherIdiotKittehToCareFor) too the ultimate pwner burial site where the Dumbo Kittehs live. Then Needlepwner becomes a stupid unofficial warrior kitteh and names herself Needlefail (The ultimate pwner) because she is such a failure in life. Then Violetkitteh becomes Violetpwner and takes after Needlefail in the ultimate pwning scheme.
Soon Rain (one of the Dumbo Kittehs) brings back small amounts of dumbo prey and is attacked by Darkfail who is apparently peeved because he can't feed "This fat kitteh body!"
At this time ShadowClan cats are super sick and Rowanstar's deputy AKA Tiggerhearts boyfriend Crowfrost dies.
Then the Dumbo Kittehs attack ShadowClan and take over. Everyone stays with the Dumbo Kittehs in their newly found DumboKittehClan 2.0 except Rowanstar, Tawnypelt, and Tiggerheart who is till grieving his unoffical boyfriend's death.
Then the cats that left join ThunderClan and stuff. Tiggerheart finds a new boyfriend named Jaywanker, the ThunderClan medicine cat. He stills shows no interest in Dovewing except for maybe accidentally having kits with her.
So basically Darkfail is an example of an ultimate pwner fail.
Category:Warrior Cats