Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts (Chapter 3)

Chapter 3 is the third chapter of Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan: Love Hurts written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Please Don't Go".
==Plot==
(Back at Pat and Stan's house, the gang return home as they relax on the sofas in the living room)
*Timon: Ah, what a day for us.
*Pumbaa: Best night ever.
*Pat: That triple date was a blast.
*Stan: I hope i can get another bread roll with bacon on it.
*Timon: What? We just ate.
*Stan: It's a expression buddy. Expressions always happen.
*Timon: If i were you, i'm going to ask for another size of fries.
*Stan: Give me a lot of fries.
*Pat: Can we have dessert? I forgot to order dessert back at the roadhouse restaurant.
*Timon: I thought we just ate.
*Pumbaa: He mean, we're getting a treat like a candy.
*Timon: Why didn't you ask back at the restaurant with the ladies?
*Pat: Ooh, we got grapes. Who want grapes?
*Timon: I would love to eat grapes.
*Pumbaa: Count me in.
*Stan: Grapes for dessert? Why not?
*Pat: You asked for it. And now, you're getting it.
*Timon: It's all together. How are we going to share this fruit?
*Pat: I'll have them cut up in a bowl.
*Timon: Easy piece of fruit. I like the idea of having them in a bowl.
*Pumbaa: Serve them over.
*Pat: *pass out the bowl of grapes* Here you go.
*Timon: Boy, you're going to serve us little bits of grapes.
*Pat: They're suppose to look like that.
*Timon: I didn't know they're in the same size as a little plum fruit.
*Stan: Let's all dig in and enjoy the dessert.
*Timon: Okay. *eat the grapes*
*Pumbaa: *eat the grapes* Chewy.
*Pat: *eat the grapes* Ah. This is what it taste like.
*Stan: *eat the grapes* Taste like blueberry to me.
*Pat: How come? The flavors don't matter, especially with apples that changes color from green to red.
*Timon: Healthy dessert in the house.
*Pat: No cake, no gummies, no pain.
*Stan: No gain at all.
*Pumbaa: Very fresh fruit.
*Timon: I got a lot. Now i can relax myself.
*Pat: You have a great day. And i'm just sitting there, looking at the TV.
*Stan: But the TV is not on. Are you going to stare at the black screen all day?
*Pat: No. I don't have to turn on the TV. I'm just looking on how the size looks.
*Stan: You should have turn it on for yourself and look for movie channels to watch.
*Pat: Nah. Too expensive. I wouldn't mind going on another triple date for one more night.
*Timon: *shocked* Um.....um.....um......um.
*Pumbaa: What's wrong Timon?
*Pat: Do you need to go to the bathroom?
*Stan: Are you forgetting something?
*Timon: My date! My triple date! I forgot about my triple date!
*Pat: You got another date coming up? Why didn't you say so.
*Timon: I have to go to my date! I'm forgetting my triple date!
*Pat: Already? Come on, i thought we were going to relax.
*Timon: You guys were invited as waiters. Don't you remember.
*Pumbaa: Oh, i get it.
*Stan: But you don't need to rush on running to the jungle.
*Timon: Come on. What are you waiting for?
*Pat: We'll go for it.
(The gang rush to Professor Chi-Chi's house as they see Chi-Chi getting up)
*Chi-Chi: Is my Gamma Gamma Chameleon ready to test out on a feather?
*Pat: *bang Chi-Chi with the club* Bang! Now he get to sleep even more.
*Chi-Chi: *faint* Curse you.
*Stan: Grab the cube and let's go.
*Timon: *grab the cube and press the button to open up to Hakuna Matata* Make a way to the jungle.
*Pumbaa: All the way my friends.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan arrives at Hakuna Matata, running all the way into the jungle to search for Kataka's colony)
*Stan: Man, you are going on two dates in one day.
*Timon: I won't tell where i go.
*Pat: It's a big jungle out there. You gotta be careful on that.
*Stan: No tripping or falling to your knees.
*Timon: I will.
*Pumbaa: You make good effort on your date.
*Timon: Now i got a real date with the female meerkats at my world.
*Pumbaa: Don't be a snooty booty.
*Timon: I won't act like a snooty booty in front of the whole colony.
*Pat: This is like a callback when we hurried to reach to the hideout where the Tuliza is hidden.
*Stan: At least, we don't have to go all the way anymore just to get pinched by porcupines.
*Timon: Who cares about them? Everyone can share the same food over and over.
*Pumbaa: We found it.
*Pat: Stop!
*Timon: Whoa whoa whoa. *trip over a rock* Ow.
*Pat: You okay Timon?
*Timon: Yes. You just told me to slow down when i didn't look around.
*Stan: You have no cars or planes flying in your world. Easy there buddy, you are just in the right place.
*Timon: Ho ho ho. It's my lucky day.
*Pat: Go for it Timon.
*Pumbaa: Make us proud.
*Stan: Do not tell them about the other date you have. That's cheating!
*Timon: I know!
*Pumbaa: Is he going to make it?
*Stan: Trust me. He will make it.
(Timon arrive at the log stack where the date is being held as the meerkat waiters are serving them food with Timon sitting down with the ladies)
*Timon: Hello Kataka.
*Kataka: Hello Timon.
*Timon: How are we doing?
*Kataka: You're right on time.
*Timon: Oh wow. Jeez, i thought i was going to be a hour late. But i made it on time when i didn't know what time the date will start.
*Lulu: Right here. On this hour.
*Timon: You got me on that one Lulu.
*Lulu: Don't thank me.
*Lola: You must be the meerkat hero who saved Pride Rock.
*Timon: How did i do that? I break all the sticks in a line to trap down the hyenas out of the ground.
*Laurel: You were a hero.
*Timon: I am. Look at me now. Used to be the wimpy meerkat on the block. Now hailed as one of the bravest heroes on the jungle like Old Fearless Buzz.
*Kayla: I love Old Fearless Buzz. He saved my grandpa from a scary hyena a long time ago.
*Timon: I hate hyenas. They're dumb and ugly as cape dogs and jackals alike.
*Laurel: They pretty much stink.
*Kataka: They sure do.
*Timon: Oh well. Let's get on with our orders.
*Fibber: Hello my friends. What can i serve you?
*Timon: Give us smoothies and a fresh pack of grubs.
*Fibber: Coming right up.
*Tooka: Anyone want water?
*Kataka: Just give us the smoothies and that's it.
*Tooka: Coming right up.
*Timon: What a great place.
*Laurel: How is your Ma and Uncle Max doing?
*Timon: Oh, they have been fine. They're protecting themselves from predators like vultures and snakes.
*Kayla: You're not too big for beetles, are you?
*Timon: No! I hate beetles. They're spicy and can kill you.
*Lulu: We only hunt for good grubs.
*Timon: I would rather get bite by a spider.
*Lola: I step on a spider once, mistaking for a juicy grub.
*Timon: All of our neighbors are very proud of all the hard work we have ever done.
(Pat, Stan and Pumbaa get their homemade waiter clothes made with leaves together for the triple date)
*Pat: How do i look?
*Stan: Fancy as a businessman.
*Pumbaa: Timon is having fun with his little date.
*Pat: Don't break the big log place. The meerkats are there.
*Stan: Hey. This is where we played our Jungle Game Night together with Simba many years ago.
*Pumbaa: No need to worry. We need to go and catch up with them.
*Pat: Stand by me. Do not trip.
*Stan: What can we serve for them?
*Pat: I got it. Water.
*Pumbaa: Water is a good drink from them to drink up.
(Timon and all of his meerkat girls are sitting as the meerkat waiters came by to serve them grubs and smoothies)
*Fibber: At your service.
*Tooka: Good appetizer.
*Timon: Thank you very much for the food. Wow, you did a lot of work on them. Now we're gonna eat it.
*Kataka: Eat up my friends.
*Everyone: *eat the grubs*
*Fibber: They really love the food.
*Tooka: We did a lot of effort.
*Fibber: Our work here is done.
*Timon: Fresh grub from the ground. *eat the grub*
*Tooka: Food never get old you guys.
*Laurel: Yummy.
*Kayla: It's delicious.
*Lola: Once again, a fine served meal.
*Timon: Taste like steak.
*Lulu: Fabulous! I wish i can eat another nut.
*Timon: A nut? Like peanuts?
*Lulu: Think again. Break a shell and eat them.
*Timon: *cut the peanut shell in half* I see them. They're like babies. *eat the peanuts* Crunchy.
*Laurel: Crunch and munch my friend.
*Timon: So crunchy like smashing rocks.
*Pat: *show up with his friends* Hey guys.
*Timon: Ah! Pat! You scared me!
*Stan: Sorry to interrupt. We're here to serve you great choices.
*Pumbaa: Who want some soap?
*Timon: Soap? Blah, that's for cleaning. Who eat soap and die with soap?
*Kataka: Are these your friends?
*Timon: Uh, yeah. They are my friends.
*Stan: I guess no one want soap.
*Pumbaa: How about some coconut?
*Timon: You have to break it in half to make the drink.
*Pumbaa: *break the coconut* See?
*Timon: You broke the whole thing. Do it again.
*Pumbaa: Uh. *cut the coconut in half and put a leaf straw on it* Better?
*Timon: Wow. Nice try. Almost ruined the magic on that coconut drink.
*Lulu: Those friends seem sneaky to me.
*Timon: Come on Lulu. Don't say that. They are my friends.
*Kayla: They're interrupting the date.
*Timon: Why are you here for? Why do you have to check on me?
*Pat: We're making sure you do the date right and don't break up over a few questions.
*Timon: It's not a game show. Why do you still show up and be nosy like a lazy bum at a old house?
*Fibber: Are these your friends?
*Timon: Uh, no. Uh, yes. Sorry about that. These friends like to do wacky things and do silly stuff around the jungle.
*Pumbaa: Excuse me?
*Tooka: How long you have been friends for?
*Timon: I can't remember when i first met these guys. I met Pumbaa at my world during a search for the jungle.
*Pat: It been a long story. It was 2013 and we were watching a movie based on Timon and Pumbaa. It was sort of the Pride Lands story and we were freaking out about the Battle of Pride Rock which led us to get revenge on the movie.
*Stan: Suddenly, when we went to that world, we were wrong. Timon and Pumbaa were friends with us no matter what.
*Fibber: The whole jungle can be crazy sometimes as a wild house.
*Pat: First impressions first.
*Timon: Man, i had enough of this food. Thanks for the meal and i'm going to sleep.
*Kataka: Wait. You can't leave now.
*Timon: Come on. It was just a short date.
*Laurel: There gotta be more than that.
*Lola: I would love to show you a random place on the jungle. Follow us.
*Timon: *slurp the worms* Taste like noodles.
*Lola: Let's go boy!
*Timon: Coming up.
*Pat: Should we like follow you?
*Timon: What? Fine. Go ahead.
*Stan: Do not make a sound or break.
*Pumbaa: Heads up.
(Timon and the meerkats walk into the cave with a waterfall and sparkling water)
*Timon: Wow. What is this cave?
*Kataka: It's the most amazing cave you'll ever seen.
*Timon: I never seen a cave like this before. So shiny as rock and ice.
*Kayla: We been here like 30 times.
*Fibber: It's the most rarest cave out of all the places in the jungle.
*Tooka: This cave never age out.
*Timon: Does it has crystals and gems in it?
*Tooka: Who cares? The crystals are just standing by.
*Timon: I would taste the crystal water in the waterfall. It will taste like eating crystal blueberry candy.
*Laurel: Don't eat the crystal.
*Kayla: You'll hurt yourself.
*Timon: How is that possible?
*Lola: Your tongue is going to bleed with blood. It's not good for your health.
*Timon: Uh, okay. I learned my lesson.
*Lulu: You're not in trouble. We're just warning you.
*Timon: I hate getting warnings before going to the place with dangerous heights.
*Fibber: We're on the ground side. You're inside of a cave.
*Timon: I thought being on the ground is like being on the tunnels where the worms are digging.
*Lulu: Let's do something fun.
*Timon: Fun? What's fun?
*Lola: Wanna do the dance on the rocks?
*Timon: Yes. I can perform a series of musical notes like i did with the chairs in the P.E. gym room.
*Lola: It's something else. You're going to dance in the rocks and make us proud.
*Timon: Why won't we do it together. We'll perform in a musical. I'll have Pumbaa, Pat and Stan playing the music while we dance.
*Lola: I suggest to dress in drag first.
*Timon: Do the hula and have Pumbaa chew on a apple?
*Lola: No. You'll like it more than dancing in a hula dress.
*Timon: Show me.
*Lola: *put a grass wig on Timon's head and red fruit coloring on Timon's mouth*
*Timon: Whoa. What happen?
*Lola: Look in the reflection.
*Timon: *look at himself in the water reflection* Ah! What did you do?
*Kayla: Now you gotta dance like us.
*Timon: Stand on top on the rocks?
*Kayla: Yes. You go right ahead.
*Timon: I can barely trust you with anything.
(Pumbaa, Pat and Stan show up on the waterfall cave as they see Timon and the meerkats standing on the rocks)
*Pumbaa: We're here Timon. But why are you standing on the rocks?
*Timon: We're going to sing in the rocks.
*Lulu: Please play one of your tunes.
*Pat: Oh sure. This one is my favorite. *play "Gypsy Woman" by Crystal Waters*
*Stan: Alright. I love it.
*Kayla: Now we sing along.
*Timon: Hit it girls.
*Kataka:
The winds are blowing every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares you all
*Laurel:
Her day oh wouldn't be right
Without her make up
She's never had a make up
*Timon: *dance with the meerkats*
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
*Pat: Woo hoo! Hit it Timon!
*Stan: Very clever.
*Timon: Alright. We rock on the rocks!
*Fibber: Dancing on the rocks ain't that bad.
*Tooka: You know when it's going to be lid.
*Pat: Wow. That's dope.
*Stan: It's like taking a empty shower.
*Pumbaa: Feel the groove.
*Timon: Dancing on the caves never get old as a sudden!
(After the dance, the gang take a shower and relax in the little pool together)
*Timon: Jeez, i feel cold.
*Pumbaa: I love this place.
*Pat: What a great shower and a bath.
*Stan: Gosh, i forgot the bubble soap. Whatever. Just leave it like that.
*Kataka: This is the best night of our lives.
*Timon: I can never get tired with everything.
*Laurel: You are one lucky meerkat in town.
*Timon: Should have been a city.
*Fibber: We never met a great guy like you.
*Tooka: We had support for you.
*Laurel: How is that smell of yours?
*Timon: Oh no. Not again. It's all gone!
*Laurel: It's okay. It happen sometimes when you go into the water.
*Timon: I have to make another spray of smell!
*Pumbaa: Don't worry. We'll spray some more when we go back to the lab.
*Tooka: Where are you guys heading?
*Timon: We gotta head home. It's getting late in here.
*Pat: Sun's going down. I think need a little nap.
*Kataka: It's already night. The sun is down as the Circle of Life continue to go around the cycle.
*Timon: The Circle of Life always move us all. Why does it move us all like a god moving the whole land around?
*Kayla: It's just the way it is.
*Lulu: Come back tomorrow for another date.
*Timon: Another date? Uh, we got some family business to catch on. I'll see you guys tomorrow in the morning.
*Kataka: Timon, no other meerkat can run off like this. I hope you can stay with us for more years.
*Timon: That's cool. But i gotta take care of the Pride Lands and follow Simba's orders at Pride Rock.
*Kataka: You tell your King Simba about all the amazing dates you have.
*Timon: Uh, i think he's going to laugh at it like when he fall in love with a cubhood friend that we weren't thought about.
*Laurel: There used to be a meerkat asking me to be friend until i snap at him.
*Timon: Ha. Friends don't know who is the stranger is before knowing them.
*Pat: Me and Stan were adopted and we didn't know each other when we were babies.
*Stan: Born in the same hospital, abandon by our original owners.
*Pumbaa: I ran away from home because of my farts.
*Kataka: *laugh* There is no need to run away after a bad gas in the watering hole.
*Pumbaa: I changed my ways. Now living in the best jungle in the whole Pride Lands.
*Timon: It's better than living in the Outlands with all the bad lions in the world.
*Kataka: See you guys later. Don't get the bed bugs.
*Timon: We won't get the bed bugs.
*Pat: Okay my friends. Time to go home. *use the cube to press the button to open the portal to the lab* Make a way to the lab*
*Stan: Bombs away!
*Kayla: Boys will always be boys.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan return to the lab as Chi-Chi is about to get up one last time)
*Chi-Chi: If i see a cockroach in the house, i'm going to blow up this floor.
*Pat: *bang Chi-Chi with the club* All clear.
(The gang return to Pat and Stan's house as they stay in the sofa together in the living room)
*Timon: Home sweet home.
*Pumbaa: Home where the hog is.
*Pat: What a great night. Oh well. Time for us to sleep.
*Stan: Turn off the lights and buzz off.
*Timon: I can't reach.
*Pat: Don't worry. I can turn it off the way i like it. *turn off the lights*
*Timon: Goodnight you guys.
*Pumbaa: Sweet dreams.
*Stan: Last one there is a bed bug on the pillow.
*Pat: *sit down and sleep* One night of love hurts.
(As the gang have a good night sleep in the sofa, the next morning, the gang wake up with the sun rising up)
*Timon: Ah. What a night.
*Pumbaa: Day time already?
*Pat: Time is flying fast on us.
*Stan: We didn't get to sleep on the beds last night.
*Pat: That's why we were tired in the first place.
*Stan: We always rest our eyes like refilling cups of water and gas for the cars.
*Pat: Oil is the word for gas on the cars.
*Stan: Why do you have to tell me about all the knowledge things you know about?
*Pat: Just for your information. Duh.
*Stan: Next time, we're sleeping in the jungle.
*Timon: Are we getting hungry?
*Pumbaa: Yes. Mind we eat some bananas.
*Pat: Yes! I love bananas! Make some bananas!
*Stan: Oh man. Bananas. Here we go again.
(The gang eat bananas on the sofa)
*Timon: Oh yes. Make me strong as a god.
*Pumbaa: Tasty. Does it has sugar in it?
*Pat: Everyone keep asking that bananas has sugar in it. Who cares? They come from plants, not flakes of flowers where the sugar is rising!
*Stan: You must be on a sugar boost.
*Pat: It's a fruit! Not a candy!
*Stan: You got me thinking about eating a frozen banana with chocolate dipped on the banana.
*Pat: I'll eat a fried banana instead. Trust me, it taste like fries.
*Timon: *walk up to the drawer* What do we got here. *take out dollars* What is this? Little pictures with presidents on the bills?
*Pat: It's money.
*Timon: How is that money? Money is for the coins, not on papers.
*Stan: Money can be on bills and coins. The picture that is showing are the presidents from the past.
*Timon: Like the Great Kings of the Past? Ha! That's a new thing!
*Pumbaa: It got numbers? You got one. We're number one!
*Pat: No. Pumbaa, no. The numbers list how much you have. One dollar, five dollars and ten dollars.
*Timon: And One hundred dollars?
*Pat: It's very rare to find, unless you work hard for it.
*Timon: Gotta keep my cash on!
*Stan: Gotta make the money!
*Pat: Cash me in!
*Pumbaa: I'm a cash warthog now.
*Timon: Making money is like making rocks!
*Everyone: *Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan dream about being rick and throwing dollars all over the coins with "Cash On It" by O.T. Genasis playing in their dream. It went back to normal as Timon is pretending to throw the dollars over*
*Timon: Oh yeah. Uh huh. We're rich. Yeah.
*Pat: Ahem! The cash!
*Timon: Yeah. *use the dollars to throw the dollars everywhere including the window* Gotta make the money!
*Pat: You're throwing all the money everywhere!
*Timon: *walk up to the window and grab the dollar* Gotcha. *see Stephanie walking to Stuart's house* Huh?
*Pat: What happen Timon?
*Timon: It's Stephanie. She's heading to the trailer house.
*Pat: Stephanie?
*Stan: Lucky day. Now it's our chance to meet her.
*Pumbaa: No. We can't stalk her. We gotta sneak in.
*Stan: How are we going to sneak in?
*Pumbaa: Shh. Follow me.
(The gang sneak in the bush as Stephanie walk up to the door of Stuart's trailer home as Stuart open the door to see Stephanie)
*Stuart: *look around* Hello? *look at Stephanie* Hey Stephanie. Didn't see you there.
*Stephanie: Aw, Stuart. It's a lovely day.
*Stuart: How is your day going?
*Stephanie: Just a normal day with a normal life.
*Stuart: We should hang out. Like how about we go to the park?
*Stephanie: Great idea.
*Stuart: I brought some watermelon cookies on the go.
*Stephanie: I love watermelon cookies. I would love to try out during our picnic park.
*Stuart: Sure thing on the go.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are still in the bushes, reacting to Stuart going on a date with Stephanie)
*Timon: Love is love. You know what they say.
*Pat: This is a disaster. Stephanie was suppose to be my love.
*Stan: Hey Stuart! That was our date!
*Pumbaa: Give them privacy. They deserve to hang out.
*Pat: This isn't right. How are they suppose to be dating, but not us?
*Stan: Stuart must have a secret on falling in love with Stephanie after all these years.
*Timon: You mean because they've finally found each other like two soulmates joined across the years by the bonds of true love?
*Pat: Silly me Timon. Stuart is going to pull a stake right at our love Stephanie.
*Timon: What do you want to do about Stuart and Stephanie?
*Pat: I must make them break up. He cannot go after our girl.
*Stan: The dreams of our girl is crushed. We'll have no one to date with!
*Timon: Does this remind me of the moment when Simba and Nala were falling in love and we failed to stop them feel the love once time when it succeed?
*Pumbaa: Oh, tell me about it.
*Timon: You and me were doing all the tricks to stop Simba and Nala from falling in love, but failed.
(Flashbacks show Timon and Pumbaa doing tricks around the jungle to stop Simba and Nala from feeling the love. After a series of failed attempts, Simba successfully mate Nala and walk together on a big hill with "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" briefly playing in the background. Flash-forward back, Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan got a plan to stop Stuart from falling in love with Stephanie.)
*Timon: Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
*Pat: I don't know. You tell me.
*Timon: Pumbaa, ask the biggest question of all love birds.
*Pumbaa: Want to make them not feel the love today?
*Pat: Yes.
*Stan: Ooh, who you asking?
*Pumbaa: You tell Timon.
*Timon: I heard you. As part of your request, we can't let them feel the love today.
(The theme song from "Peter Gunn" plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan sneak to the trees as Stuart and Stephanie are sitting, eating ice cream together. Timon blow the dart into Stephanie's hair, shocking as Stuart take the dart and throw it off to Timon. Timon scream in pain as Pat take the dart off Timon. Stuart and Stephanie look at the view of the city on a hill as Timon's gang is underground, digging and planting a bomb on the ground. As Pat hit the switch, the bomb explodes underground with the gang popping out of the ground as Stuart and Stephanie hear a little earthquake from the bomb explosion. Last, Stuart and Stephanie are walking to a bridge as Timon's gang plan to cut off the bridge as they use chainsaws to cut the whole bridge. As the bridge is about to collapses, Stuart and Stephanie hear the bridge breaking down with Stuart holding Stephanie's hand to run over to the other side as Timon's gang fall over to the water river with the whole bridge collapsing with little rocks falling by in the water.)
*Stephanie: What was that?
*Stuart: It just happens. The bridge broke down on a crack.
*Stephanie: I didn't expect to happen.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan then fall into the water with a big river and falling bridge pieces and rocks)
*Timon: Crash!
*Pumbaa: We failed.
*Pat: *sarcastically* Well, that worked like a dream.
*Stan: It did?
*Pat: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it? *point at Stephanie and Stuart* Look! They're mating.
*Stan: He's making those eyes like cute poodles.
*Timon: There it goes. The date is a success.
*Pumbaa: Now i'm feeling a bad feeling on the end.
*Timon: What end?
*Pumbaa: Here goes the waterfall!
*Pat: Ah!
*Stan: Get me out of here!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan crash and splash through a waterfall, getting washed up on a beach side in a park)
*Timon: Gosh. What a mess.
*Pumbaa: Boy, let's do it again. I wasn't watching.
*Pat: No. We had enough. I don't wanna do it again.
*Stan: This sucks.
*Timon: It went from rock bottom. And we're rock.
*Pumbaa: I almost hit myself.
*Pat: This is the worst Valentine's Day ever.
*Stan: Grrrrrr, why didn't we go to Stephanie's house from yesterday?!
*Pumbaa: *see the girls* Wait, but that's not all.
*Timon: That's not all? Who got it all?
*Jenny: Hey guys.
*Martha: What are you guys doing here?
*Timon: Uh, um. We are relaxing.
*Pat: I love the little beach in the park.
*Kat: We heard all of the screaming from the bridge breaking down. Was that you?
*Stan: No. We never break anything. A bunch of criminals were just trying to tear down the bridge. Terrible people, are they?
*Jenny: Criminals are always rotting in jail.
*Timon: They're never good to begin with. Take the hyenas for example, they eat other animals in the wild.
*Martha: At least you have us.
*Timon: Do you mind coming into these two guys' house?
*Jenny: Oh sure. I would love to check what the house is like.
*Pat: No. I didn't approve that you can come to our house.
*Stan: Timon, what are you doing?
*Timon: Come on. Since we failed on stopping Stuart's date with Stephanie, we can bring the girls in your house.
*Stan: Oh, no. You're going to get cheated.
*Sally: Chill the way to the house. We would love to celebrate with love and joy.
*Timon: Woo hoo! Let's go to the house and party!
*Jenny: Woo!
*Martha: Here we go!
*Pat: Jeez, with them coming over. We're feeling a lot better.
*Stan: I don't believe this guy.
*Pumbaa: I'm getting high hopes for a little.
(At Pat and Stan's house, Timon brought in his friends and the girls to have fun in the house)
*Timon: Alright ladies and gentleman. It's party time!
*Jenny: Woo hoo!
*Pat: Play the music please.
*Stan: *play "Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic on the jukebox* Alright. It's time to party like the 80s!
*Martha: It's boogie time.
*Pumbaa: Boom boom boom, boom boom.
*Timon: Dancing never get old.
(Timon throw color pencils all over the floor with Pumbaa doing his freestyle dance to impress the girls. Pat use strawberries, bananas and grapes to blend them all in from the blender. Stan rock on with a guitar all over the living room* Rocking on like a rock star!
*Jenny: You go Stan!
*Martha: Pump it all in.
*Pumbaa: Pumped up kicks!
*Pat: *pour in the smoothie on the cups* Who want smoothies? Mixed combo combined.
*Jenny: I would love some.
*Timon: Look like a slush drink from 7-Eleven.
*Pat: Drink up. I made them healthy as orange juice.
*Timon: *drink the smoothie* Doesn't taste that bad to me.
*Pat: You're just tasting it like having a rocket blast from space.
*Kat: I love this so much.
*Sally: Make more.
*Pat: More coming up.
*Stan: *act like a cowboy* Yee-haw! I love my horse more than my friends and my gum. *blow bubblegum*
*Pumbaa: *fart on the flowers* Excuse me. Sorry about that.
*Stan: That's okay. You're not in trouble. It's ain't going to stop no party!
*Pumbaa: Yeah!!!!!
*Timon: Boom boom boom. Now it's partying in the 90s.
*Pat: Word-style!
(As Pat turn off the lights, they dance and groove through dance styles from the 80s and 90s)
*Pat: *hold Stan and flip him around* Check this out!
*Stan: Ha ha ha. I'm moving like a T-pose model for 3D animation.
*Jenny: Go Stan. Go Stan.
*Timon: Choo choo choo!
*Pumbaa: *shake his butt* Groove it all in! This is our own wild party!
*Timon: Cut to the dance. Let's have a slow little dance. Shall we?
*Pat: Yes. I'll change the music while we slow dance. *change the music to "Careless Whisper" by George Michael on the jukebox* Ah, now we got a little smooth music going.
*Timon: Hold together. That's part of the slow dance.
*Everyone: *each animal hold hands and dance through slow-dancing*
*Pumbaa: It's quiet in here.
*Martha: Don't you like the music?
*Pumbaa: Sure. I guess.
*Pat: Never getting tired of that music.
*Kat: It doesn't get old.
*Sally: No other song can stop on us.
*Stan: No slowing down for another song.
*Timon: I feel tired about slow dancing to this song.
*Jenny: Come on Timon. Pat just turn on the song a minute ago.
*Timon: Am i getting dizzy? Man, it does feel a bit dizzy in here.
*Jenny: How long we can party for?
*Timon: I don't know. Maybe the whole day. Or a whole hour.
*Jenny: I feel like it's going to take minutes to party all the way 'til the end of the day.
*Timon: End of the day. My tail!
*Jenny: Doesn't ring a door bell.
(Hours later, it was night time and the whole gang is feeling tired after one big party. The gang is laying down all over the floor as the jukebox is off.)
*Timon: Ugh, i had enough.
*Pat: Man, what day it is?
*Stan: Aunt Martha, is that you? *lay down* Aww. There's no one at the door.
*Pumbaa: *snore*
*Martha: I feel tired.
*Kat: Boring.
*Sally: It's getting too much for us to dance.
*Jenny: Why can't we take the stairs?
*Timon: *tries to walk* Move over. Just one move. *faint down* Ugh. I didn't sleep much last night. *shook head* Wait. It's night. It's night!
*Pumbaa: One grub a day at least.
*Timon: My date! I gotta go on my date! *open the door and rush outside to Professor Chi-Chi's lab*
*Jenny: Does anyone have any apple sauce?
(Timon rush to Professor Chi-Chi's lab as he grab the cube to press the button to open the portal to Hakuna Matata)
*Timon: Don't worry Kataka. I'm coming for you.
*Chi-Chi: *get up and use the club to hit on Timon*
*Timon: *dodge from the club hit* Ah! It's alive!
*Chi-Chi: You! You're going to pay for everything!
*Timon: *run around to avoid getting hit by Chi-Chi's club* I'm sorry Chi-Chi! I'm sorry about the perfumes! We used too much to get into dates!
*Chi-Chi: You used my cube without my permission!
*Timon: Sorry. I can explain. I got a triple date coming up.
*Chi-Chi: A triple date? I don't believe you!
*Timon: Escape for nothing! *jump into the portal to Hakuna Matata and land on the ground* Alright. I escaped. Time to go see Kataka.
*Chi-Chi: *grab the cube and close down the portal* I'm telling your friends about this, Timon!
(Timon rush to the jungle and show up to Kataka's colony by crashing to the ground)
*Kataka: Timon.
*Timon: I made it. I totally made it.
*Kayla: You don't look so good.
*Laurel: Your eyes are red.
*Timon: Red? Oh no. I have insomniac!
*Kataka: Take a shower. You'll be fine.
*Lulu: No. Let him have a spa break with us.
*Timon: A spa? Why not?
*Lola: Take him to the spa area.
*Kataka: It's like a hot tub, but a place to relax in the spa.
*Lulu: Take him over there my friends.
*Timon: Welp. Here we go again.
(Back at Pat and Stan's house, the gang is still falling asleep as Chi-Chi came to the house, shocked with everyone laying down)
*Chi-Chi: What the? Who is making all of that mess in the house. Wake up you sleepy heads!
*Everyone: *wake up*
*Pumbaa: Oh! What is this?
*Pat: Chi-Chi. Thank goodness your here.
*Chi-Chi: Grrrrr. You're not sorry for nothing.
*Pat: What did i do wrong?
*Stan: How is your day today?
*Chi-Chi: Terrible! You use my cube without permission and let your friend out of this world by using some of the perfume i already gave to you yesterday. You're in shame!
*Jenny: Professor Chi-Chi? Is that you?!
*Chi-Chi: Oh, Jenny, it's you. I saw you back at Science Con in 2011.
*Jenny: Chi-Chi. I have been a friend of all of your inventions. I saw your video of a feather with your sloth friend.
*Chi-Chi: That was a long story. We were all turned into penguins after a mistake.
*Martha: Where is Timon? Do you see him anywhere.
*Chi-Chi: He escaped off to the wild like a madmen. He's off to a triple date.
*Pat: The triple date? He he, well. Timon was looking for girl sot date and found all of the meerkat girls back at the jungle. He must be off to date more meerkat girls at the jungle.
*Chi-Chi: What?! Cheater!
*Martha: Is he cheating on us?!
*Chi-Chi: You guys must have dates. The meerkat is responsible for cheating you off Jenny.
*Jenny: How could i trust a man who run off to find other girls more than my spot!?
*Chi-Chi: That meerkat is grounded!
*Pumbaa: No Chi-Chi. Don't ground my friend. Timon is my bestest best friend of all time.
*Chi-Chi: Too much! He's going to be send to duty and to court for assaulting a scientist!
*Pat: Assaulting a scientist? We hit you so we can use more of the perfume we have used.
*Chi-Chi: Grrrrr. Tell your friend that. He is doing stupid things all over the jungle and he should be sorry than burning off my pickles the other Sunday.
*Jenny: We'll raid into the jungle.
*Chi-Chi: It's time for some sweet revenge. *use the cube to press the button to open the portal to Hakuna Matata* Let's go stop after that meerkat!
*Kat: I never been betrayed for my life!
*Sally: Oh boy. Self-defense.
(Back at Hakuna Matata, Timon and Kataka's group are relaxing in a big tub where the spa is taking place in. Timon has lemon chops on his eyes while his eyes are closed to relax on the water.)
*Timon: Ah. Sweet fresh spa.
*Kataka: So Timon. How is saving Pride Rock is like?
*Timon: I was going after Simba to help defeat his uncle Scar. Then we encounter hyenas as my Ma and Uncle Max came to tear down the sticks to break into the tunnel. Then i have to go through the hole to break them all out myself.
*Laurel: The one and only brave Timon we ever known.
*Kayla: You should be the next Old Fearless Buzz. How about Young Fearless Timon?
*Timon: Ha. I'm more than a jungle celebrating guy. I have to take care of a honey badger back at the falls who is working for the Lion Guard.
*Lola: Don't trip over your toes.
*Timon: Just like the monkey said.
*Lulu: That mandrill on the Tree of Life is like the wisest and cracking monkey in the Pride Lands.
*Timon: If i was holding a staff, i'll act like a teacher in ninja class. I'll be more of a sensei in the dojo.
*Kataka: You can do kung-fu, right?
*Timon: Right. I chop down a bunch of trees back at Pat's house the other day when we were doing chores, or did Pumbaa? He helped Stan chop down the log pieces while i was cutting the grass with a mow machine with Pat.
*Kataka: Try cutting down the trees next time.
*Timon: No. I can't cut down the trees. It's the whole world trees. I could face consequences all over the world.
*Lola: Just cut your house down.
*Timon: Nah. I don't own a house. I own a nest.
(The portal open up as Chi-Chi's mob show up at the spa area)
*Timon: Hey Chi-Chi. Uh, long story, eh? What's with the mad faces.
*Chi-Chi: Timon! You're going to pay for this!
*Timon: Guys, i'm sorry that i couldn't settle party down.
*Jenny: You cheated on us!
*Timon: Cheated? No no. We were just friends. I got a real date on my hands.
*Kataka: Timon, how dare you?
*Lola: You cheated on us? Shame on you!
*Timon: Don't blame me. Blame on the rat.
*Chi-Chi: Grrrr. I don't trust you with your antics.
*Pat: Timon, we talked about this.
*Timon: Pat, Pumbaa, Stan, you guys are into this?
*Kenny: Show some respect.
*Martha: You ditched all the way to hang out with your girlfriends.
*Fibber: Whoa. I'm not a girl. I'm a waiter for them.
*Tooka: Serve them right!
*Meerkats: *look angrily at Timon*
*Timon: Whoa whoa whoa. You're not going to chase on me. Are you?
*Chi-Chi: When i count to five. You come right this instant. I'm not playing with you young man.
*Timon: I'm a adult. What do you expect from me?
*Chi-Chi: One. Two.
*Timon: Oh boy. He's going with the five.
*Chi-Chi: Three. Four.
*Timon: I won't listen as a un-listener.
*Chi-Chi: Five.
*Kataka: We should have break up with you.
*Timon: Kataka, guys. I'm sorry. I should have been responsible for my actions. I lost my cool ever since i been out lonely forever and ever and ever.
*Laurel: Are you trying to fake at us?
*Timon: What? No. I'm no faking at everyone. Neither did these guys who force me to find love all around the world.
*Chi-Chi: Still like to talk to this day. My friends, get him!
*Timon: Ah! *get off the spa and run all over the jungle*
*Kataka: He's getting away.
*Jenny: Don't make him leave!
(Everyone chase after Timon in the jungle)
*Pumbaa: Timon, come back!
*Pat: We didn't mean to rush you. We have to talk to you.
*Stan: My day is blew up because of the love hurts!
*Kataka: Get back here you sonny boy!
*Jenny: I'm not finishing messing with you yet!
*Timon: Help me! Somebody give me a bird to take off with me!
*Chi-Chi: I'm going to shoot you! Drat. I forgot my blaster guns.
*Pat: Ha ha.
*Chi-Chi: Grrrrr. You owe me a coin after hitting me with that club.
*Pat: I'm sorry. I thought you were a zombie at first.
*Chi-Chi: Only in scary movies.
*Timon: Shoot, shoot, shoot. It's like the end of the world for me.
*Chi-Chi: *use the cube to press the button to open the portal to Pat and Stan's world* Wait 'til we beat you up there.
*Timon: Never going to give up like a rolling stone!
(Everyone jump into the portal of Pat and Stan's world. Timon is still running while his friends are chasing him all over the neighborhood.)
*Martha: Little meerkat, over here.
*Kat: You can't hide.
*Sally: You can't run!
*Kayla: What about the time when the bees were attacking the restaurant?
*Tooka: Your grub order?
*Fibber: Don't forget the bill!
*Timon: Simba! Nala! Rafiki! Zazu! Bunga! Ma! Uncle Max Anyone!
*Pumbaa: Uh, Timon! We're in another world!
*Timon: Why can't i take a airplane to Paris!?
*Pat: You want some bread? Well, too bad!
*Timon: Why are we running in circles like a marathon in school?
*Lola: You're not getting away!
*Lulu: Cheater!
*Laurel: This guy is total nuts!
*Kayla: This is so despicable!
(Around the neighborhood, Stuart, Stephanie, Emily, Lili and Momo saw Timon getting chased by all of his friends including Pumbaa, Pat, Stan and Chi-Chi)
*Stuart: What is going on?
*Stephanie: Poor Timon. He's being chased by all of his friends.
*Emily: What is going on? Did he break a pipe just to flood Pat and Stan's house?
*Lili: I don't know what's going on. We gotta go help him!
*Momo: Meep!
*Emily: He even got his meerkat friends around. Even Professor Chi-Chi is there!
*Stuart: I know the way to go.
*Aunt Martha: *arrive from driving a car* Hi everyone. Who want some taco slices with fries and crab sticks?
*Stuart: We would love to. But we're in a middle of a chase situation.
*Aunt Martha: Who is getting chased? The elephant in the room?
*Emily: Ha ha. Very funny Martha. Everyone keep saying it all the time by one joke.
*Stephanie: Timon is getting chased by his friends. And they're heading over to the park next to our community!
*Aunt Martha: What? Go straight to the park!
*Stephanie: Make way to the park!
(Stephanie's group go into the park as Timon is running in the park with his friends chasing after him)
*Pat: Timon, come back!
*Jenny: Give it all you got!
*Kataka: I want my grubs back!
*Chi-Chi: I want my whole day back after getting hit, or use a time machine to repeat a day.
*Timon: Help! Somebody help me! *see the broken bridge* Oh no! Not the bridge! *stop at the dead end where the broken bridge in* I just realized i made a dead end in which i cut the bridge off.
*Everyone: *stop running as a confront Timon*
*Pat: Easy there Timon. Do not move. We don't wanna bite.
*Jenny: Okay meerkat. You cheat me and go after this little lady.
*Kataka: I don't trust you at all.
*Lola: You are a traitor!
*Timon: I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry about everything. I wanted to go hang out with girls than just one.
*Martha: Hang out with your mom. You'll like it more than us.
*Timon: What? No. She's my Ma. Babies come from mommies.
*Jenny: Come here to us. We need to talk to you.
*Timon: Can we talk right here? It's the right time to talk about what is going on around me.
*Chi-Chi: Timon, shame on you. Shame on you for hitting me with the club!
*Timon: I didn't do that. That was them. You think i was big as a giant to hit you right up like a cartoon character?
*Chi-Chi: So you send your friends to hit me in the head, did you?
*Timon: Yes. So we can use the perfumes anytime we want to avoid smelling bad like Pumbaa.
*Pumbaa: Hey. I thought you were better than this.
*Jenny: You know better Timon. And that's the key.
*Timon: *look at the river* I guess my time is up. Tell Ma and Uncle Max that my journey is coming to an end.
*Pat: You're not going to jump, are you?
*Timon: This is it. It's the end of my life. The fate has chosen me to sudden my life into the river of death. I will never live for more years and the end of the hatred going on around the world today.
*Kataka: Stop playing around.
*Jenny: You're pretending to fall off.
*Timon: Goodbye my friends. Goodbye grass, goodbye Earth, at least you are flat and round as the sun. Goodbye sky, goodbye setting, goodbye clouds, goodbye Moon and goodbye cruel world!
*Pat: Don't jump!
*Stan: No Timon!
*Pumbaa: Don't fall or suicide!
*Timon: *scream and jump off*
*Pat: Timon!
*Stan: No!
*Pumbaa: Chi-Chi, do something. He can't fall off.
*Chi-Chi: He deserve it for what he really gets for breaking in my lab!
*Timon: *fall down*
*Stephanie: *arrive with her gang* Timon is falling. He's in the middle of help and we gotta help him!
*Emily: Rescue mission on the loose!
*Stuart: Let's go! *snore*
*Aunt Martha: *throw tube hoops on Timon* We need more!
*Emily: Ropes away! *throw a rope on Timon* It's not working. We need more rope!
*Stephanie: That was it.
*Lili: Throw some carrots!
*Momo: Eep!
*Stephanie: That's food. It won't help.
*Lili: Oh well. We failed.
*Stuart: *wake up* Whoa! What did i miss?!
*Aunt Martha: He's going to fall.
*Stuart: Oh snap.
*Pumbaa: Timon! Over here!
*Kataka: He can't fall like this.
*Jenny: He need to apologize.
*Pat: Um, uh. Chi-Chi, look. A giant elephant flying in the sky!
*Chi-Chi: *look in the sky* Where? Where is the giant elephant? *get punched by Pat*
*Pat: Touchdown!
*Stan: Ha! We should have used the club instead.
*Pat: *grab the cube and press the button to open the portal near the river* Make it work. Make it work!
*Timon: *fall over the portal to Hakuna Matata as he crash to the ground*
*Pat: Yes we did it!
*Pumbaa: We won, did we?
*Stephanie: Guys, what's going on? Where did Timon go?
*Stuart: Did i fell asleep when he fall over to the river.
*Jenny: Pat just warped him away.
*Aunt Martha: What do you mean warp him away? It's not suppose to happen at all.
*Pat: I warp him with the cube. I hope he's alive at the jungle. *use the cube to press the button to open a portal to Hakuna Matata* He's alive. Come on in.
*Emily: You guys still have the cube? Great.
(Everyone enter the portal to Hakuna Matata as they see Timon laying on the ground)
*Pumbaa: Timon! You're back!
*Stan: He fell! He just fell!
*Pat: No. How can he fall like this. He could have fall into the water and we'll be fine.
*Chi-Chi: Why am i living in a thing?
*Jenny: Did he just suicide himself?
*Kataka: He sure did.
*Pat: No!!!! Why did you take our lighter from us?!
*Pumbaa: How am i going to tell Timon's parents that he fall all the way just to kill himself.
*Stan: This is not what a happy ending should end.
*Sally: This is more of a bad ending to us.
*Emily: Wow. He made the biggest fall in the world.
*Chi-Chi: *hear people emoticons as he got an idea by spraying perfume on Timon* Hocus pocus!
*Timon: *sniff* What the? What is that smell?
*Chi-Chi: It's alive! My perfume works!
*Pat: Timon, you're not dead?
*Timon: Nope. Just cleaning my life.
*Pumbaa: Timon! *hug Timon* You are alive after all!
*Timon: I learned my lesson, did i?
*Stan: Holy molly. You are back in the world.
*Timon: The one and only Timon.
*Jenny: I never seen a man who can fall all the way before warping to the next world.
*Kataka: Now i guess other worlds exist.
*Aunt Martha: We saved the day.
*Stephanie: Timon did not suicide himself.
*Chi-Chi: I pretty much more like save the world for everyone.
*Timon: Back in business baby.
*Pumbaa: Let's go home.
*Timon: Hakuna Matata my friend.
*Pumbaa: *laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED TO THE LAST PART OF THE STORY
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