The "Wormy" Effect

This is the 17th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 3rd episode of season 2.
(We see Hoopla sitting underneath a palm tree)
Hoopla: Hey wait a minute, why is there a palm tree underwater? Also where am I?
(Hoopla looks around and sees many more cookie cutter palm trees)
Hoopla: OH NO THEY’VE FINALLY FOUND ME! Wait wrong TV show.
Other Hoopla: Hi
Hoopla: (screams) Who the heck are you? A mirror?
Other Hoopla: Life is but a walking shadow. (disappears)
Hoopla: OK, enough about palm trees, I need to remember what happened.
(Hoopla tries to remember how he got there)
Hoopla: There was like...a spiral or something. Very neon...but I can’t recall!
(Hoopla sees a neon tree)
Hoopla: OH NO! Wait no I need to actually remember now. (Thinking music plays while he rubs his forehead intensely) Oh yeah I remember now. I think I’m in… another dimension.
(The beach dimension falls apart)
Hoopla: Guess not, I’m apparently still in the vortex. Perhaps it was a figment of my imagination...wait this is too smart for me I can’t talk like this.
(Hoopla sees a bright light)
Hoopla: Oh no, I think this is when I enter a new dimension! I hope I get rich in this one.
Doclement: Fat chance.
Hoopla: Hey, I thought you were- (the fake Doclement turns into a sea spider and bites Hoopla on the leg) MY LEG!
(Hoopla enters a dimension that looks like his home)
Hoopla: Ah, home sweet home. Well not really but whatever.
(He enters the apartment and notices that the people in the lobby are all wearing octopus masks)
Person 1: This mask makes it hard to breathe.
Cop: Keep it on, or else you’re under arrest!
Person 1: Why don’t you try wearing one for a change?
Hoopla: Um… hi.
Cop: FREEZE, criminal! (he pulls out an octopus mask) Wear this.
Hoopla: Ew, I ain’t wearing that. (the cop tasers him, and Hoopla wakes up in a prison made of red licorice) What the clamety heck?
Cop: Sorry, we ran out of black licorice.
Hoopla: You’re dumb. (He eats through the licorice cell and starts taking off)
Cop: AFTER HIM! (Cop 2 is asleep) I SAID AFTER HIM! (Cop 2 wakes up)
Cop 2: Dear Neptune!- oh it’s just you. Yeah, after him!
(Hoopla runs out of the prison and into another dimension, where everything is blue)
Hoopla: This reminds me of a little song, called… I’M BLU- (A Boopla approaches him and shakes him)
Boopla: Don’t sing that! I’ve heard that at least 500 times today and it’s driving me insane! It’s still stuck in my head!
Hoopla: o. Sorry.
Boopla: Wanna know why? Because I’m blue!
Hoopla: Oh, I get it now.
Boopla: Nevermind, I’m green.
Hoopla: Great news. Gotta go!
(Suddenly, a butterfly approaches)
Hoopla: AAA! A WORMY! (kills it) Ok, now I’m going!
(Montage plays of Hoopla running through 
dimensions while killing thousands of butterflies)
Barl: Hey, can you tell me what pi is?
Hoopla: It’s 6.9.
Barl: Okay, thanks. (to his little brother) It’s 6.9, Booter.
Booter: Haw haw haw you’re stupid.
Boclement: Please be quiet, I’m trying to study.
($%#$^oopla walks in)
Hoopla: Is that you, Boopla?
$%#$^oopla: e
Hoopla: Ok then…
$%#$^oopla: My mouth tastes like cow juice.
Hoopla: You’re creepy. Moving on.
(Hoopla walks into an ice dimension)
Hoopla: Brrr... I can’t feel my fingers!
Alcoolh: You don’t even have fingers!
(Hoopla then walks into a slime dimension)
Hoopla: Bouncy...but yucky.
Zgoopla: Son, don’t say that about our home!
Hoopla: I can say that about our home in any dimension.
(Hoopla then walks into a fire dimension)
Hoopla: HOT!! HOOPLA!
(The world around him starts falling apart)
Hoopla: Uhh this isn’t normal.
(A nearby tree melts and falls down on Hoopla)
Hoopla: IT BURNS!
(The entire world is dissolving)
Hoopla: Uhh… it wasn’t me, I promise!
Cloud Hoopla: You messed up dude.
Hoopla: Why should I listen to a cloud?
Cloud Hoopla: Why shouldn’t you?
Hoopla: Yeah fair point.
Cloud Hoopla: Anyways, we’re the only beings left here. Everything else has gone. You must’ve messed up the fabric of time.
Hoopla: Wait...how did I do that?
Cloud Hoopla: All those Wormys you killed...they changed the course of history and created new dimensions, which you proceeded to walk into.
Hoopla: How could some little bug make new dimensions?
Cloud Hoopla: It’s called the Wormy Effect. Any small change you do changes the course of history, somehow.
Hoopla: O dang.. Whoopsies!
Cloud Hoopla: If we continue to let this running, universes may collide and give us the Findela Effect, which we do not want.
Hoopla: Well, how do I get home?
Cloud Hoopla: Well, new dimensions are formed based off your feelings. If you kill a Wormy right now and think the right thing, you should be able to potentially return to your dimension. But we can’t do that yet, we first have to stop-
(Cloud Hoopla sees Hoopla already left)
Cloud Hoopla: Of course.
(Hoopla wakes up back in his dimension)
Doclement: Hoopla, why did you just appear on my feet?
Hoopla: Ah! I’m back!
Doclement: I didn’t think you’d make it this far. But you did.
Hoopla: This is real, right?
Doclement: According to my non-existent calculations, yes. This is real. More real than my relationship.
Hoopla: Ok but...where are we? And if we’re still in Neo Buzzkini Bottom, how do we get home? 
Because I forgot where we parked.
Doclement: GPS exists, remember? (he uses an app on his cell phone to track the time machine) There it is, 5,783 miles south.
Hoopla: How are we gonna get there?
Doclement: There’s a teleportation stop 5 miles this way.
Hoopla: Cool. But that still doesn’t answer my question of where we are right now.
Doclement: Nut Street.
Hoopla: Oh. Are you going to explain how you escaped and got here?
Doclement: Look, I’m pretty tired right now. All gas stations are closed and I haven’t eaten in seven hours and my bladder is on lockdown. I don’t have time to explain.
Hoopla: Maybe some other time?
Doclement: Sure, I guess. 
Hoopla: Well, what was the whole point of going to the future?
Doclement: A lesson for both of us. We can’t solve a problem by just seeing the answer. Perhaps someday, when we’re more experienced, we’ll return to here. But for now, you need to figure out a way to stop the aliens.
Hoopla: Hmm...oh that’s easy! I’ll just grab the entire army and shoot all their things at them.
Doclement: How do you expect to do that?
Hoopla: I’ll run for president.
(end)
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