Beverly Crusher

Beverly Crusher is, according to at least one source, a red-head MILF :) Oh yeah, she also accidentally combined the DNA of Pee-Wee Herman and Donald Trump to create Wesley Crusher. For this, she is subjected to brutal anal rape by Worf's biological daughter, who is also the lead vocalist of the ancient metal band Slayer.
Well I like to think so anyway...
File:Beverly crusher thineownself.jpg|Dr. Crusher observes Troi's breasts... for uhh... medical reasons... of course
File:Riker19.jpg|Crusher's strange fetishes have yet to be scientifically explained
Crusher, Beverly