Episode 179 - Hut Stuff

==Intro==
Episode description:....heehee...hut stuff....
Opening Quote:Sean: Ha ha ha ha, that was a fun noise.
Player introduction:Sean: Hello and welcome to another episode of the tabletop champions podcast, I'm Sean your dungeon master and with me tonight we have Lauren who plays Dagna...
Lauren: #seanisamonster
Sean: Do you have a pun? As my new year's resolution?
Lauren: No, fuck you.
Sean: Stephanie who plays Boone...
Stephanie (in Boone's voice): Uh, #fuckyousean
Sean: Uh, Kyle who plays Cam...
Kyle (in Craig voice): You're breaking my heart.
Sean: Matt - Matt who plays Cyrus...
Matt: #seanisamonster
Sean: And uh, Ben who plays Kallas.
Ben: Who's the most famous skeleton bard? Pelvis Presley.
Matt: Ahhhhh.
Ben: It's true, all the ghouls love him.
Sean: Oh my god.
Matt: Aaaahhhhh!
Ben: But do you know why they like him so much? Because he's hip.
Matt: *sounds of agony*
Kyle: Ben, are you gonna - Ben, are you doing like a tight five here? What's happening.
==Episode Summary==
* The horseman comes with a summons for Leopold Macwell from his mother, representing House Macwell, and Cin Amon. Kibs tells Dagna they should leave. Dagna calls on Ishtax, requesting him to wreak havoc on the House Macwell/Cin Amon army, with Clan O'Leeroy's regards. As he does so, Kibs teleports the party (taking Corvino's corpse) through a tree to Silver Strings. The town is now more fortified. Trebeck comes and greets them with the news that the front line is close to Silver Strings, and the population is fleeing to Thistlepot Junction. Dagna takes Corvino to the temple and sees a mausoleum with Cadran's name on it. She lays Corvino's body on the altar, and carves a dick on Cadran's mausoleum. When she turns back, Corvino's body is gone, and a small circle of mushrooms is in front of the tree by the temple.
* It occurs to Cam and Cyrus that it's strange for House Macwell to be flying its own flag in battle, but neither of them do anything about it. Dagna prepares to leave, and guilts Cam about his decision. He tells her that House Macwell has a secret tunnel into the keep, and shows her a map. With the party deciding to all join Dagna, Boone disguises herself with Dagna's help. Cam attempts the same, but ends up just making himself dirtier.
* Kibs tree-teleports the party to outside of Jildos, and Cyrus recognizes this place as where he learned to paint. Boone recognizes it as her grave. Dagna leads them to her father's army. When she informs him that House Macwell has allied itself with Cin Amon, they change the plan to give the information to the other great houses, and use that as leverage for their demands. Dagna's father asks her and her group to be the envoy. The episode ends with the party and the army feasting on their last peaceful night.
==Memorable Quotes==
Cam: It's not terror that keeps me away.Dagna: Are you sure? Because that's what it sounds like.
Cam: Well, if I were to have a map - *and then I pull out a map*
==Trivia==
* Matt created the city of Jildos and House Macwell, and Kyle spontaneously added the tunnel system mid-episode.
* Dagna rolled a nat 1 on her disguise check for Cam.
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