Diary Of A Wimpy Mutant

Diary Of A Wimpy Mutant Is The First Episode Of Dakota And Sam’s Mutant Mishaps
==Transcript==
The Episode Starts With Two Familiar People Driving A Truck.
Mutant - Are You Sure This Is A Good Idea, Sam?
Male - Trust Me, Dakota, If This Doesn’t End Up Being The Perfect Home, I Don’t What Could Be.
The Mutant, Dakota Milton, Is Sweating. She Can’t Speak Properly, Although Her Husband, Samuel "Sam" Rogan, Can Understand Her Perfectly.
Dakota - That Not What Me Worried About! Me Have Checked The School Ratings, And Although They Look Promising, Me Am Worried Our Baby Girl Wouldn’t Make It Past Day 1!
Sam - Dakota, Our Girl Is 16 Years Old, Of Course She’ll Make It.
Dakota - I Mean That She’s...A Mutant Like Me. If People See Her Even Once, It’s Game Over.
Sam - Don’t Worry So Much!
They Finally Arrive At Their New Home. They Get Out Of The Truck.
Sam - (Showing The House) TA-DA!!
Dakota - Me...Really...Don't Know What To Say.
Sam - Worst case scenario, We Got Scammed, Okay.
??? - What Did You Say?
A Young Mutant Girl, Zelda Millton, Is Standing Near The Truck, She's Wearing A Purple Dress With A Flower On The Front, Shorts, Pink Flip-Flops And Fingerless Gloves. Dakota And Sam Gasp.
Dakota And Sam - ZELDA!! (Stutters As They Try And Find An Excuse For What They Said)
Zelda - (Sighs) Just...Don't.
The Three Start To Unload The Truck.
5 Weeks Later...
Zelda Arrives At Her New School. Dakota Is Behind Her.
Dakota - (Starts Backing Away) Well, have a great...first day at school, honey.
Once She’s A Few Blocks Away From The School, She Starts Panicking.
Dakota - What Have Me Done? This Is All My Fault! She’s Got To Leave...NOW!! (Sam Calls Her, But She Declines) Ugh! Not Now Sam. Me Got A Crisis, And Me Am The Only One That Can Fix It! (Cracks Her Neck) Me Swear On My Parking Space, No One Will Ever Harm My Little Zelda! NO ONE!!
Meanwhile In The School, Zelda Is In Her P.E Class When She Notices A Piece Of Cheese, Suddenly Another Student Races Over.
Student - DUDE, ARE YOU JOKING?! HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF...THE CHEESE TOUCH!?
Zelda - Errrrrr...No?
Student - A long time ago, no one knows how long, that cheese just appeared on the blacktop. No one ever threw it away, and so there it sat, growing more foul by the day. Then one day, a kid nicknamed “Sheriff“ made the biggest mistake of his life.
A Flashback, Sheriff Touches The Cheese.
Girl - SHERIFF TOUCHED THE CHEESE!!
Sheriff - I Was Just Curious! You Have To Believe Me!
The Kids Run Away.
Student - He Became An Outcast, Stuck With The Cheese Touch...Forever!
Sheriff - Nooooooooooooooo...!