The Protectors of the Canonical Worlds/Main Story/EP0/CH0

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(Hey guys! This is the Protectors of the Canonical Worlds! Don't know what this is? Read on, or look at the guide or the in-universe document.)
Fanfiction. Everyone loves fanfiction, right? It's a great way of expanding upon the worlds that authors made, making it more lively than the canon work has ever done. Good fanfiction can really make worlds larger, stronger, and better.
But the thing is, not all fanfiction does that. Some fight against the very structure of canon, weakening it. Mary Sues wrecking the plot, mispellings making clones of characters, and timeline distortions caused by bad math.
That's where the Protectors of the Canonical Worlds step in. To fix the damage caused by these bad fanfictions, to protect the canon!
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--Prolouge--
PCW HQ-Room #132
Celia:You know, with Netherite being added to the game, I wonder if we'll need it for something later on.
Deric:What do you mean? It makes the bosses easier, but you can definitely beat the Wither with diamond armor.
Celia:Yes, that's the thing. Makes me wonder if there's going to be a third boss later down the line, *kills a Blaze*
Deric:I'm not really sure. Though perhaps we could try and find out what's being planned..
And just then, their console went [BEEEEP!]
Celia:..And of course, yet again someone's messing with the canon. Why does it have to be now?
Deric:I have no idea. Let's just check our info and see what's going on...
Deric:Wait.. NO.. They didn't...
Celia:Looks like they did. 
Deric:I didn't even think this was possible! Whose idea was it to flanderize Ticker? And how does Legumen get their own kingdom? Doesn't she have Australia? But no, she has her own forest place.. somewhere.
Celia:They turned Legumen.. into a Sue. Legumen!
Deric:Yeah, I didn't think turning a god into a Sue was even possible. But it turns out they managed to do it somehow. Of course. Now what are we supposed to do?
Celia:We'll probably need to use the Immortalkiller for this one-If it can kill Legumen, it can kill her Sue-phantom. But before we get started, we'll need disguises. Don't want to wreck the canon ourselves after all!
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--How does one disguise?--
Deric:Celia, what exactly WERE the best practices for a good disguise again?
Celia:We need to disguise as beings that would realistically be able to appear where we appear in, and beings that would realistically be able to put a stop to the Sue's antics. That means likely someone who could travel between worlds, and either doesn't like Legumen, or doesn't like what she has become, and has some method of exorcism. Fortunately, the last bit is simple-There very well COULD be someone who wouldn't like they way she acts in this story.
Deric:I mean, that'd be true no matter who the Sue is, right?
Celia:Yep. Nice thing about free will. Though we do have to justify why and how "we" would BE around her area to begin with.
Deric:Can't we just say we warped over there to stop the Sue? Fix the canon? Since, that, you know, IS why we'll be there?
Celia:No, we can't! The triverse is not canonically a story, so it cannot canonically have Sues! Therefore, our disguised selves cannot be here to "fix the canon", because the canon doesn't consider itself to HAVE canon! As a result, we'd be breaking canon by doing this! It has to make sense within the canon of the triverse, or we only break the canon even more! And as for "warping in", if that is our backstory, it must have been using a method that is doable for "us" within the triverse!
Deric:We charge Mary Sues and Sue-Phantoms, though. Wouldn't that, by the same reasoning, also constitute a breach of canon?
Celia:At that point, we are simply pointing out how they do not match what they should be. The Mary Sue and/or phantom is already against canon, pointing it out doesn't breach canon any more than it already has been, and such breaches vanish the moment we remove the uncanonical source. However, WE still exist, therefore WE cannot do anything uncanonical that would remain beyond the fixing of canon.
Celia:Deric, we were both taught this in orientation. Shouldn't you have gotten this down already?
Deric:I just.. wanted a refresher!
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