Kris

:This article is about the British person whose alias is Kris. For the British person whose alias is Kris, see Stars.
Chris "Kris" Blair, also known by his codename Coolchris322, or simply Douchebag, is a professional hacker and notorious criminal currently at large. He is known for changing people's Skype passwords without warning. However, the changed passwords are always "mate =]", so this is rarely ever an actual problem. Despite his impotence at hacking, Kris runs a highly elaborate criminal information network, and is able to see what anybody says about him in any Skype chat. This makes him extremely dangerous, as he possesses the unique ability to refute any statement made by a person he has discovered to have badmouthed him, thereby proving everything he or she has ever said irrefutably wrong.
Because of Kris's spy network, very little information is actually known about him. Due to a startling piece of circumstantial evidence (pictured right), as well as his inexplicable insistence on using a feminine name, scientists are now theorizing that Kris is, in fact, a woman. However, his frequent insistence on using male pronouns, as well as an extremely disturbing self portraitNot safe for work, suggest otherwise. 
Kris's enigmatic nature has spawned countless researchers in the up and coming field of Krisology, a fascinating study into how and why we live in a universe where such a horrible waste of space is allowed to exist. However, due to the intense rigors of the course (such as a case study into the above self portrait in the first week of study), most students are unable to survive the course. Minish is renowned for being one the few living Krisologists in the world, and proposed the popular theory that Kris is the result of thousands of years of devolution in his best-selling book, On the Origin of Special Needs. 
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Category:Bad People