We Love You, Conrad

We Love You, Conrad
Lauren Conrad might be the love of Squidward's life.
Season: 7 Episode: 14
Total Episode Count: 124
Prod. no.: 6ACX19
Featuring: Squidward Tentacles, Lauren Conrad, Derek Silcox, Debbie Rachel
Also Appearing: SpongeBob SquarePants, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, Patrick Star, S. Ward, Bill Cosby, Sting, Fred Rechid, Lindsay Lohan, The A-Team, Mr. Magoo, Audrina Patridge, Justin Brescia, Dr. Zaius, Brody Jenner, Heidi Montag, Whitney Port, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Fallon, Lei
DVD Only - Billy, Steven, Jason Voorhees
Plot: Squidward learns that his ex-girlfriend Debbie is getting married, and he is not invited to her wedding. That, however, does not stop him from meeting her fiance Derek, who turns out to be the perfect man in every aspect. While drowning his sorrows at a bar, he meets and hooks up with Lauren Conrad, the star of The Hills. Plankton learns of their relationship and leaks the news onto the Internet, and soon the media begins raving about it. Unable to handle being decipted in the media with who he determines to be a famous dumb blonde, Squidward attempts to break up with Lauren, only to discover she is one of the most intelligent people he has ever known-well-edicated, articulate, and quite accomplished-even more so than he is, a fact which displeases him and causes him to compare him to Debbie. Lauren determines that Squidward is still in love with Debbie, and decides to help conve his still-thriving feelings for her. On the day of Debbie's wedding; Squidward passionatley professes his love to her, but she lets him down gently. Debbie and Derek are married, and Squidward, now left with no one, miserably states he can't even go back to Lauren because he gave her dogs.
==Cutaways==
#Non-praying mantis
#Squidward dates
#Kix cereal
#Bill Cosby sex tape
#Sting
#Mr. Magoo & Lindsay Lohan
#Squidward gives Lauren Conrad dogs
==Trivia==
*This was originally supposed to be called "An American Squid in Paris".
*Tom was originally going to be in the episode but was scrapped.
==Deleted Scenes==
1. Stealth Jews and wedding cakes
==Rating==
TV-14: DLS
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