Alphonse Smallpunch

Alphonse Smallpunch is a halfling monk whose family is dead. This did not turn him into Batman. Instead, he developed serious alcoholism mid-dungeon, allowing him to enter the Drunken Master prestige class. His twos were plentiful and depressing like woah. It made Eli sad. Alphonse is not a happy monk.__TOC__
== Appearance ==
Alphonse wears traditional monks' clothes, but his pockets and pouches are full of many random items. There is 100 feet of silk rope wrapped around his torso, y'know, just in case.
== Personality ==
Alphonse wants to be helpful, but it's hard sometimes. After a two killed all of his friends and family, he became rather depressed, but drinking helps.
== Abilities ==
As a monk, Alphonse specializes in punching things. As a halfling monk, he is not as good at this as he could be.
== Weaknesses ==
For the first part of the one-shot, Alphonse rolled at least five 1's in combat. He was not very effective that night.
== History (Read: Relevant 2 Effects) ==
Tried to punch a zombie. Instead, nearest mountain became a valley. At the peak of the nearest mountain was Alphonse's monastery, which proceeded to fall. Everyone died. The ghost shopkeeper made sure to make Alphonse aware that this had happened, and that somehow, this was Alphonse's fault, netting him 2 insanity points and 1 alcoholism.
I think this one was from a search check or something, but nearest river doubled in width. The nearest river was in the newly created valley, flooding the remnants of the monastery.
Tumbling out of the way of Vladimir's flailing, Alphonse gained the ability to learn any language he heard or read. He later read all of the gravestones in a graveyard, getting around 10 languages.
Something happened that caused a bunch of liquid to double in volume many, many times. This included Alphonse's booze and holy water, which mixed. Good times.
Tal tried to swim inside a positive energy water elemental, causing him to believe that Alphonse was deeply in love with him.
A duskmantle dropped onto Alphonse, but rolled a 2 on its attack. This struck Alphonse mute.
== In Eon ==
Alphonse entered the Haunted House on purpose, as he was actually looking for it. He had heard a legend of monks' ghosts somewhere in the house. Then things went horribly wrong.
== Relationships ==
All of his friends and family died when a two inverted the mountain his monastery was on.
Vladimir is Alphonse's only friend now. Until a two eventually happened, Alphonse did not understand anything Vladimir said.
The San Triplets are helpful, if a bit disquieting.
Tal needs to calm down sometimes. He seems a bit on edge around Alphonse lately...
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