Clutchism

Clutchism is the faith that believes in Clutch Powers
Clutchism is a faith deriving from Plaqueojostoism (Plaqism). Clutchism is a religion that takes the characters from the LEGO movie "Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Powers". The main character in this movie is Clutch Powers and Clutchism takes this character and turns him into the god. The religion was created by Ūdas Staslov.
Category:Religions
== Characters ==
Clutch Powers, Clutch Powers is the main god he created the world and everything in it. He created 3 lesser gods called Brick Masterson, Peg Mooring and Bernie von Beam. Clutch Powers is a all powerful god he was created from the first matter of the world and then created the rest of it. Clutch Powers doesn't need material wealth and therefore doesn't accept offerings of money and gold. When Clutch Powers is angry he makes it thunder. Clutch Powers is everything, forgiving, powerful, wise and all as mentioned in the passage "He is everything, forgiving, powerful, wise and all.". The most passages about Clutch Powers can be found in the first chapter of the Book of Clutch and also in the stories of the Clash on Ashlar.
Dāzū i mīkh'ō, The god of war (Dāzū i mīkh'ō) who more commonly known as Brick Masterson who is tasked to guard Terra Mortis (Land of the Dead/Land of Morty) to make sure no one escapes. People can offer special things to him for good luck in battles and wars. If Brick Masterson isn't pleased he rains down fire and havoc upon the people. 
Peg Mooring, Peg Mooring is the goddess of life and nature. People can offer livestock or extra crops from a bountiful harvest to assure another good harvest. Things that can offend Peg Mooring is the unjust killing of animals for fun. When Peg Mooring is happy she makes it rain which empowers the fishers and irrigates the soils.
Bernie von Beam, Bernie von Beam is the god of wisdom and science. People can offer items to him to ensure a just trial. Things that can offend Bernie von Beam is unlawful behaviour.
Skelly & Bones, Skelly & Bones are two living skeletons that fought along side the evil wizard Mallock the Malign. Skelly & Bones are hardly seen apart from each other. The easiest way to discern the two from each other is to look at their headwear. Bones wears a silver helmet on his head while Skelly wears nothing. Skelly & Bones are blood related to Uncle Morty.
Uncle Morty, Uncle Morty is a white skeleton that has been charred black by living in Terra Mortis for too long. Uncle Morty is the uncle of Skelly & Bones. Uncle Morty was killed in the Battle for Ashlar. When the Sun disappeared on Īkx Kīs'ō 13AC Uncle Morty escaped Terra Mortis which was normally guarded by Brick Masterson, but was left unguarded due to Brick Masterson having to surface due to the sun disappearing. Uncle Morty is now roaming the nether waiting to find a nether portal to wreak havoc upon the surface.
Mallock the Malign, Mallock the Malign is a evil wizard that escaped from a prison and then went back to his castle on the planet Ashlar. Mallock the Malign was originally meant to be one of the 3 lesser gods, but when Mallock turned evil he was exiled far away.
Hofar the Dwarf, Hofar the Dwarf is a red-haired dwarf that was found near a abandoned mine on Ashlar. After he ambushed the party and went toe to toe with Brick Masterson and lost he was accepted into the group. Hofar has a thing for socks and especially his own socks.
Hogar the Troll, Hogar the troll is a bridge troll that protects the bridge near the invisible wall. Under this bridge is the water from which the holy water used in churches came from. This water is the water that Clutch Powers looked into when answering the troll three riddles the last of which was the hardest and which he used the water for to answer it. Hogar is not a evil troll. Hogar is a troll that fights alongside King Varen. Hogar swore to the deceased father of King Varen that he would protect King Varen and since that day he has keepen that promise. Hogar has a wooden club he uses to deter enemies.
== History ==
The earliest version of Clutchism was founded sometime in the Winter of 296 TE. Back then it was known as Plaquejostoism named after a shrine located near the City of Eyon. Plaquejostoism was later renamed to Plaqism. Plaquejostoism had another god which name has been lost to history. The first encounter that Ūdas Staslov had with Clutch Powers was when he was mining and he found a massive vein of precious minerals. At the time he didn't know the identity of the god that had guided him, but later in life he realised who it was. He realised that it couldn't have happened by coincidence and he knew he was being guided by a higher being. He then started writing his experiences down in the Plaqueojosto where the earliest passages can be found. These passages include ones like "He is everything, forgiving, powerful, wise and all.", "He curses those who are unjust killers." and "Those who mock his existence or words.".
These passages where inspired by Ūdas Staslov own experiences and some passages from the Sunite Faith which he studied in his teenage years at the City of Eyon. After a revelation Ūdas Staslov realised he was describing Clutch Powers and since that day the religion was known as Clutchism. 
== Important Locations ==
Church of Clutch, The Church of Clutch is the oldest church in the Holy Kingdom of Staslov and was build singlehandedly by Ūdas Staslov. Construction on the church started in the Winter of 310 TE and the outside was finished in the Spring of 7 VE. The church is a important place for the religion. Important aspect of the church are the stained glass windows, the two bells atop the two biggest towers called Skelly & Bones, Holy symbol on both sides of the wall and inside the church and the holy fire in the church.The Plaqueojosto, The Plaqueojosto is a holy site situated near the City of Eyon. This holy site was located inside the ruins of a old city and under the cobblestone there laid vast amounts of treasure. This holy building was build on top of the stash to protect it from robbers. Ūdas Staslov later found it name scribbled into the side of a wall that roughly translated to "Plaqueojosto great protector of possession.". The site shows a stone statue that has the rough shape of a eagle which is standing on top of a cobblestone slab. Surrounding the site there are walls to further protect the stash under the slab.Walled Clutchite City of New-Ashlar, The Walled Clutchite City of New-Ashlar or WCCNA located in the Holy Kingdom of Staslovis a fortified city designed to keep Clutchites safe from harm in case of an attack on the faith or nation. The fort is adorned with the holy symbol across the wall and was built entirely by Ūdas Staslov in the Summer of 15 VE.
Ricium Ricium is the Clutchite form of heaven. The word Ricium gets its name from the holy properties of rice. People that live a good life with no sin go to Ricium upon death where they can live in everlasting glory. It is not possible to 100% certainly know if someone ascended to Ricium or descended to Terra Mortis. Ricium is also the place where the gods live.
Terra Mortis, Terra Mortis got its name from the latin translation of "Land of the Dead" and Mortis is also a reference to Uncle Morty which is one of the most well known examples of residents of Terra Mortis. Unlike Ricium are people able to escape Terra Mortis although this requires them to sneak past Brick Masterson and requires them to dig through layers upon layers of hot rocks to reach the realm we know as the nether. Terra Mortis can be found in the core of the planet. The easiest way to Terra Mortis is to die a sinful life.
Ruins, The ruins near the Church of Clutch were a ancient place of worship. The ruins has degraded over the years of it existing, but the crossed T has been preserved throughout the years. 
== Artifacts ==
Golden Sword of King Varen, The Golden Sword of King Varen is a lost artifact, This sword was originally wielded by the father of King Varen in the battle against Mallock the Malign. Then Prince Varen (Now King) and Clutch Powers used the sword in the battle for Ashlar and used it against Mallock the Malign where Mallock charged the sword with powers so that the sword was glowing red of heat. This sword has magical powers that haven't been studied yet. To this day the religion is searching for this sword lying somewhere ready to be found. A passage in the Book of Clutch references the sword the passage goes as follows: "The one to wield the Golden Sword of Varen. ".Dirty Socks of Hofar the Dwarf, Hofar the Dwarf loves his dirty socks and he always had a pair on him. Not much is known about the socks or if there are any more of them laying around the universe, but what is certain is that these socks have a very grotesque smell to them and the one to find them should try and hold their breath.
Wooden Club of Hogar the Troll, The wooden club of Hogar the Troll is a large wooden club used by Hogar the Troll to defend the bridge over the holy water and the bridge near the invisible wall.
Peg Moorings Wig, Per Moorings Wig
== Literature ==
Book of Clutch, The Book of Clutch is the biggest lore book the religion has. The book currently has around 60 pages. The book lays down the basics of the religion. This book was written by Ūdas Staslov and the book is divided into 9 chapters. Chapter 1 called "Clutch" is all about Clutch Powers and describes Clutch Powers. Chapter 2 called "Acts of Clutch" is about the things that Clutch Powers has done around the universe. The next 3 chapters are about the gods that Clutch Powers created: Chapter 3 is called "Brick Masterson" and is about the god of war Brick Masterson, chapter 4 is called "Peg Mooring" and is about the goddess of life and nature Peg Mooring and chapter 5 is called "Bernie von Beam" and is about the god of wisdom and science Bernie von Beam. Chapter 6 is called "Morty, Lofar and Hogar" and is about all the other characters that come forth in the story. Chapter 7 is called "Relics and Holidays" and is about the relics and holidays that we have in the religion. Chapter 8 named "Rules of Clutchism" is by far the largest chapter which details the workings of the religion and the rules you should follow when following the religion. The 9th and last chapter is called "Riddles and Prophecies" this chapter has a riddle that was asked to Clutch Powers by Hogar the Troll and some prophecies.
Clash on Ashlar, Clash on Ashlar is a short story of a soldier in the royal army of King Varen and his experiences leading up to the battle for Ashlar and the actual battle itself.