Creamed Ice

The seventh chapter of Total Drama Revolution, posted on August 6, 2011.
==Story==
Chris is asleep on a bed.
Chef comes into the room. "C'mon, Chris, we have to start the show."
Chris writhes about in his bed. "Later..."
"No, man, right now. We have to start it, we're already runnin' out o' time." says Chef.
"Last time on Total Drama..." says Chris, and he falls asleep.
"All righ', then I'll jus' do th' recap." says Chef.
"No, no, no. Last time, Kim got eliminated. There. Now, can we start?" asks Chris.
"Sure. I just think it's so hot--" says Chef.
Chris is back to sleep.
"Wow, man. That's jus' wow." says Chef.
The Epic Platypi are hanging out in their dorm.
"Antoine, can you get th' mail today?" asks Toad, who's lying on the couch watching TV.
"It's your turn today, man." says Antoine.
"Come on, I'm too lazy." says Toad.
"Nope. I've been getting the mail for a week now. It's your turn." says Antoine.
"I'll give you this cupcake." says Toad, holding up a cupcake.
"All right, fine." says Antoine, taking the cupcake.
Antoine says in the confessional, "Man, Toad is annoying me so much, but at least he gave me this cupcake." He eats the cupcake, and spits it out. "PTOO! What was in that?!"
Toad says in the confessional, "I left that cupcake outside for a week, then Kavren farted on it and I licked it."
Antoine says in the confessional, with his face pale and his body slumped over, "Urgh, I think I'm gonna have diabetes..."
"All right, here's the mail." says Antoine. "Ooh, it's a letter from my aunt Florence livin' in France. She said she divorced old uncle Freddy because he just raged and ranted."
"That's cool." says Toad.
"Aw, man. How can I qualify for these government grants?" asks Antoine.
"I don't know, man. I don't know." says Toad.
"Oh, cool, a package from--" says Antoine.
Toad is looking in Antoine's backpack.
"Hey, don't be smellin' my potpourri!" says Antoine.
"S to the I to the M to the P." says a voice that sounds like Kavren.
Trick is shopping for skateboards on Gregslist.
"Hurry up, Trick, it's almost my computer time." says Kavren.
"Nah. I need a new skateboard to replace Irving." says Trick.
"Dude, you're not even skating anymore, just flirting with Cammy." says Kavren.
"I don't care." says Trick. "Oh, here's a nice and sturdy one."
"That's what she said." snorts Kavren.
"Dude, that doesn't even make any sense." says Trick.
"You know who else doesn't even make any sense?" asks Kavren.
"My mom." says Trick angrily. "Now will you go away?"
"BLOOP PORK." says Kavren loudly.
"Shut up." says Trick.
"Wow, someone's a little bit grumpy today..." says Kavren. "What, did you eat too many beans?"
Trick knees Kavren in the groin.
Trick says in the confessional, "I wasn't tryin' to be mean, but that Kavren could screw up my chances with Cammy."
Cammy is talking with MacKenzie.
"So, how's Patty?" asks MacKenzie.
Cammy giggles. "He's doing good."
MacKenzie is about to say something, but she is interrupted rudely.
"SNOOKIIII!" screams Elle.
"She's all hyped up because the new season of Nebraska Shore is starting tonight. They're going to Spain." says Chelsey.
"And Spammi is dating Johnnie again!" screams Elle.
"Who? What?" asks Cammy.
"Don't worry about it..." says MacKenzie.
"Yeah, only the cool kids know." says Elle.
"Come on, let's go watch some Spam-Wow commercials in the meantime." says Chelsey.
"They're sponsored by Spammi." winks Elle.
The Bugs are in their dorm, chillaxing.
"Wow, Gustavo is such a tool." says Vincent.
"Why did he vote out Kim, again?" asks Donny.
"He thought there should be only one Italian." says Vincent.
"Wow, man. That's just wow." says Donny.
Tasia is acting woozy.
"Hey, maaaans, wanna haaaaang with me?" she asks.
"Um, no thanks." says Mattie.
"Get out of here before we call the cops." says Abbey.
Tasia says in the confessional, "I don't know why they don't like me, maaaan. An' they're the only girls on the teeeeam. Stupid Gustavo, votin' out Kim."
Abbey says in the confessional, "Right now, I couldn't be more repulsed by Tasia."
Ori comes up to Vincent and Donny.
"I strongly dislike Gustavo." he says.
"We all do." says Donny. "Wanna chill with us?"
"Sure, that would be very pleasant." says Ori,
"Yay, he's in his nice mood." whispers Vincent. Donny agrees.
Gustavo says in the confessional, "WHAT'S UP WIT' EVERYONE HATIN' ME?! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN', EXCEP' VOTE. THIS TEAM IS A BUNCHA--"
The confessional turns to static.
Chris walks into the room, with an intern fanning him.
"God, it's hot out today." says Chris.
"Yeah, maaaaan." says Tasia woozily.
"Time for the challenge." says Chris. "C'mon outside, and I'll explain all."
The contestants head outside.
"All right, since it's so hot, you guys are gonna be selling ice cream." says Chris.
Chef comes out with a truck full of ice cream.
"Here ya go. Get sellin'. You have one hour." says Chris.
The Bugs go over to a public park with a fountain near it.
"Ooh, waaaater." says Tasia. "Reee-laaaaxin'."
"We should get a few customers here." says Abbey.
Vincent opens up one of the ice cream containers and starts to eat it.
"No. That's not for you." says Mattie.
Donny is eating ice cream too.
"DONNY!" screams Mattie. "I thought you knew better..."
"C'mon, give us a break. We still have a bunch o' creamed ice left." says Vincent.
"Creamed ice?" asks Ori.
"Yup. The reverse of ice cream." says Vincent coolly.
"Vincent, you have issues, maaaan." says Tasia.
"Gee, you're one to talk." says Vincent.
The Platypi set up on the other side of town.
"Why are we setting up here? This is where all the weird people and gangstas live." says MacKenzie.
"Yeah, despite them being weird people and gangstas, they're still people and they still have money." says Antoine.
"Good point." says MacKenzie. "But what if we run into..."
A short kid in a backwards baseball cap comes jogging up to them with his pants falling down.
"...Devin." says MacKenzie.
"Yo, yo, yo, home-dawgs! It's me again, th' Dev-meister, and I's gon' buy some ice cream, yo!" he says.
"All right." says Trick. "It'll be 10 bucks."
"I only have 50 cents, yo. Sorry, boii." says Devin.
"Aww, well, it's better than nothing." says Toad.
"Yeeeeah, boiii." says Devin, and he jogs away.
"Well, we have fifty cents." says Trick. "Great, so far."
"I love how you're so optimistic." says Cammy happily.
Kavren says in the confessional grumpily, "Pssh. Yeah. Optimistic."
Antoine sees a guy in a hat walk buy, listening to music.
"Hey, man, I recognize that guy!" says Antoine.
The guy turns around.
"LOU!" screams Antoine.
"Well, 'ey there. boy." says Lou.
"Let's perform our new hit single so we can attract customers." says Antoine.
"Sounds all right, man." says Lou.
"Ready, set, go." says Toad.
"Now somebody, everybody, anybody, yell!" says Antoine.
"L-I-M-S, lizards in my shirt." says Lou.
Some kid comes in and drops a lot of money into Lou's hat.
"Wow, that sure is a lot of..." says Antoine.
Lou sprints away with the money.
"You just got served!" he says.
"Lou, that ungrateful bum." says Antoine frustratedly.
Elle and Chelsey are staring at Elle's uPod.
"Whatcha lookin' at?" asks Kavren.
"Nebraska Shore. Hush." says Chelsey.
A loud curse is heard from the uPod.
"Whoa, Snooki got mad." says Elle.
"That weird guy shouldn't have tripped her." says Chelsey.
"Isn't Snooki only, like, 3 feet tall?" asks Trick.
"SHE'S 4'9. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT." says Elle.
"The same height as Northworth?" asks Antoine.
"Yup. I wonder what Northworth is doing right now." says Chelsey.
Northworth is at home, scolding a mounted moose head.
"Stop looking at me like that! It's creeping me out!" he says loudly.
Meanwhile, the Bugs aren't doing very well.
"All right, guys, you need to stop. You ate five containers." says Mattie.
"Not cooool, maaaaan, not cooool." says Tasia.
"Come on, we're just getting started!" says Vincent.
Donny pats his belly.
"You're morbidly obeeeeeeeese." says Tasia.
"Dudes, we're not going to win, so maybe you should just eat the rest of th' ice cream." says Gustavo.
"All right." says Donny, and he begins to eat some more.
"GUSTAVO, YOU IDIOT." says Ori angrily.
Ori says in the confessional, "Urgh, now I hate Gustavo even more!"
Donny and Vincent have eaten all the ice cream.
"Hey, a dollar." says Vincent, and he picks up a dollar on the ground.
"Great, we raised some money!" says Donny.
Everyone glares at Donny and Vincent.
Vincent sees a girl walking around, playing music.
"Hey, baby." he says.
"Get a life, you nerd, and try to find someone your own speed." says the girl.
"Awww." says Vincent.
The Platypi are dealing with a customer.
"I don't know what flavor I want!" whines the customer.
"There's only one flavor left, and it's Chunky Tofu." says Antoine.
"I don't know what container to get!" says the customer.
"There's only one container left." says Trick.
"Hey, that guy looks really familiar." says Toad.
"It's the smoothie guy." says Cammy.
"Get out." says Trick.
The smoothie guy takes the Chunky Tofu ice cream and sprints away.
"Hey, you didn't pay!" screams Elle, while watching her TV show.
The smoothie drops 50 cents.
"Great, so our total is a dollar." says Trick.
The teams go back to the middle of the city.
"Both teams raised only a dollar?" asks Chris.
"Yes, sadly." says Abbey.
"We would have gained more if two people hadn't eaten all the ice cream..." says Ori angrily.
"Yeah, you dumb @#$%es needa learn a lesson." says Gustavo.
"Hush up, Gustavo." says Vincent.
"Well, since I'm way too lazy to do a tiebreaker, I guess both teams will have to vote someone out!" says Chris.
"What?" says everyone in unison.
"You heard me. Bugs, you'll go first, then the Platypi." says Chris.
The Dancing Bugs head to their cabin.
"So, we're voting out Gustavo, right?" asks Vincent.
"Right." says Donny.
Chris is at the ceremony. "Today, you will get pennies." he says.
"Oh, goody." says Ori.
"The first pennies go to Vincent, Ori, and Mattie." says Chris.
The three get their pennies.
"Abbey and Tasia." says Chris.
The two girls get their pennies.
"Donny and Gustavo, the final penny goes to..."
"Donny."
"No shocker there." says Vincent.
"All righ'. I guess wha' I did to Kim was wrong. See ya, guys, I guess." says Gustavo. He boards the Taxi of Losers and drives away.
"I'll be at the Platypi's ceremony now!" says Chris.
Trick says in the confessional, "I vote for Elle. I don't like her, and she's obsessed with that dumb show."
Antoine says in the confessional, "This was hard..."
Elle is watching Nebraska Shore in the confessional.
Chris is at the ceremony. "Antoine and Kavren both get pennies."
Antoine and Kavren both get their pennies.
"Chelsey and Cammy." says Chris.
Cammy gets hers, but Chelsey is watching Nebraska Shore, and gets hit in the head by a penny.
"Trick." says Chris.
Trick gets his penny.
"Elle is also safe, unfortunately." says Chris.
"Pass it over here, 'The Predicament' just got a new girlfriend." says Elle.
"Elle, your label is The Seducer, not The Nebraska Shore-Obsessed Freak, so start seducing next episode or you're automatically booted out." says Chris.
Elle doesn't say a word.
"Toad, you gave Antoine a cupcake that was left outside for a week, touched by Kavren's creepy butt germs, and then he licked it." Chris says, shuddering. "And everyone pretty much thinks MacKenzie is just a slot-filler."
"I'm not a slot-filler, I'm a human being." says MacKenzie.
"No, you're pretty much a slot-filler." Chelsey tells her.
"Yeah, I know." says MacKenzie.
"The final penny goes to..."
"Toad." says Chris.
Everyone gasps.
"I did NOT see that coming." says Antoine.
"We did." says Elle and Chelsey.
"But why did you guys vote for me? I don't know what I did wrong." says MacKenzie.
"Everyone likes you, and you're a total threat." says Chelsey.
"Kinda like that one perfect guy from Twinklefog's second story." says Cammy.
MacKenzie sadly nods. "I guess that's fine, bye guys." she says, and walks into the Taxi of Losers, next to Gustavo.
"'Sup, m'lady?" asks Gustavo.
MacKenzie rolls her eyes.
==Author's Notes==
*By this point, I was starting to pump out chapters of TDRev multiple times a week, which may explain their quality. This chapter was posted on August 6, 2011, right after I turned 13 and went on a genuinely life-changing camping trip.
*The original plan for this challenge involved the characters selling lemonade instead of ice cream (the chapter would've been called "Lemonade Nose"). This was changed for unknown reasons.
*Chunky Tofu-flavored ice cream is a bit from the Captain Underpants series.
*I made the chapter a double elimination because a) I was getting lazy and wanted to pump out chapters as quickly as possible and b) I was sick of writing for both Gustavo and MacKenzie and wanted an easy excuse to get rid of them. Looking back, MacKenzie had a decent amount of potential and could've gotten further.