Object Invasion Reloaded Episode 2/ Transcript

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[Scene 1]
Skittles walks up to Oj, Oj Is playing a video game.
Skittles: “Hello.”
Oj ignores Skittles.
Skittles: “HELLO?!”
Oj ignores Skittles once more.
Skittles Slaps Oj.
Oj looks at Skittles.
Oj: “What do you want!?”
Skittle: “you owe me an apology.”
Oj: “apology for what?”
Skittle: “for killing me AND making us lose the challenge.
Oj: it’s your fault. If You’d have been tastier and we would’ve won.”
Music stops as we see a big close up of Skittles face. The Face is beyond disturbing.
Skittle: I hate you.
Skittle Walks away.
'''
[Scene 2]
Glasses walks up to Button.
Glasses: Oh hey button!
Button: Hey. We finally got out of jail.
Glasses; good to know… hey, where’s breath mint?
Button: I told him to go annoy lamp
Shows lamp being annoyed by breath mint
Lamp screams
Glasses: “Why did you make him annoy lamp? Lamps a cool guy!”
Button: Well he’s just to, BRIGHT for my taste!
crickets
Glasses: Ok that's it i’m leaving.
Button: Wait! But I made ton of puns while in jail!
Button Pulls out a list, and Cuts to a closer shot of Button
Button: Here’s one. What did-
Black screen with the words “How about No?”
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[Scene 3]
Lego and Phone and Sitting on a bench.
Lego: I’m so glad we won.
Phone: I know right.
Lego: Say, want to come to my house?
Phone: Wait, you have a house?
Lego: Yep! Comeon!
Phone and Lego walk to Lego’s house (It’s a cardboard box)
Lego: We’re here!
Phone: You seriously live in a box?
Lego: Yep!
Phone: Figures.
'''
[Scene 4]
Starbucks walks up to Slingshot
Starbucks: Hey Slingshot!
Slingshot: Oh hello Starbucks. What’s up?
Starbucks: Nothin’ much. Just meh…
Slingshot: OK well what do you want to do?
Starbucks: Hmm.. Well, you know I've always wondered, could you launch me into the sea with your slingshot?
Slingshot: Oh yea, sure thing!
Starbucks is shot out of Slingshot
Starbucks is flying into the clouds
Starbucks: Oh my gosh! I’m i’m flying! WEEE-
His screams are cut off as He smashes into a massive rock
Awkward silence
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[Scene 5]
Dollar and WAW sitting next to a bush
Dollar: Ugh! I’m so angry that we lost.
Oj walks by while they ramble
WAW: I know right. It’s all OJ’s fault.
Oj notices them
OJ: Why are you blaming’ it on me for losing, heck, why is everyone!?
WAW: BECAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE THAT KILLED SKITTLE! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR LITTLE BRAIN!
Skittle come out of nowhere.
Suspenseful Music Plays
Skittle: Yea! Apologize!
OJ: Where did you come from skittle?! Wait, what’s a brain?
WAW: Oh my gosh, this is so stupid, someone please kill me now.
WAW gets shot
Cakey: Grapefruit!!
Grapefruit: What? He asked someone to kill him.
Cakey: Is everyone on this show stupid?
Silence
Newspaper (In the distance): Yes!
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INTRO PLAYS
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[Scene 6]
Ipad faces the contestants
Ipad: Hi everyone, stop your shenanigans! MLG Gangsters, It’s now time for the elimination!
Dollar: The elimination already? But it’s been barely like, 12 minutes since the last competition!
Ipad: No it hasn't, it's been over a month.
Dollar: Well how do you know that?
Slingshot: Yea? How do you? There’s no such thing as time here!
Dollar: Wait, there’s no such thing as time?
Ipad: wait, if there’s no such thing as time, then how do we know about time?!
Silence
Notebook Paper: I LIKE PIE!!!
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[Scene 7 Part 1]
IPad: Welcome to the elimination MLG Gangsters! As you guys remember from last episode, OJ killed Skittle, and put him in your milkshake instead of M&Ms.
OJ: Shut up.
IPad: We have a total of 157 votes, With 66 likes and 92 dislikes. Let’s show the likes!
Shows likes
IPad: Dollar, you win the prize with 18 likes. Your prize is this picture of me.
Dollar: How is this going to help me at all?
IPad: I don’t know. I found it in my closet this morning.
'''
[Scene 7 Part 2]
IPad: Let’s show the dislikes. Safe with 0 votes is Mirror.
Mirror: Wow. That was unexpected.
IPad: With 2 votes is Grapefruit, Elastic Band, WAW, and Bread.
Bread: I’m not disliked a lot! Yay!
IPad: Safe with 4 votes is Dollar. And safe with 5 votes is Skittle.
Skittle: Good thing OJ isn’t safe yet.
OJ: Hey!
IPad: Safe with 7 votes is Lamp and safe with 8 votes is Windows 7. Now we have the final two.
'''
[Scene 7 Part 3]
Shows OJ and Ethan
IPad: OJ, losing the challenge for your team wasn’t really a smart choice to make. You should’ve thought twice.
IPad: Ethan: Even though you’re nice, people hate you because you aren’t an object. I guess it’s kind of understandable.
Shows TV
IPad: Enough chit chat! Let’s show the votes!
Shows votes
OJ: What?!
IPad: OJ, you have been eliminated with 36 dislikes. See you later!
OJ: Dang it! I knew it!
A giant bowling ball knocks OJ far away
OJ: Noooooooooooo!
IPad: We’re going to miss him.
Lego: Meh, I’m not.
Fade to black screen
'''
[Scene 7 Part 4]
Shows an island surrounded by water
OJ: Ahhhhhhhh!
OJ hits the ground hard and brakes a little of his glass
OJ; Ugh. Wait a second.
Oj looks at a sign that says “Limbo Island”
Zooms out to show the island is in the middle of nowhere
OJ: Oh come on!
Fade to black 
'''
[Scene 8]
Dollar: Phew, glad that’s over.
IPad: Now, it’s time for the challenge! which is a bowling challenge!
Dramatic zoom out on the entire bowling alley
Bread: Wonderful. Boring.
IPad: I know right! Now some rules.
You will each individually have a turn of knocking down 10 pins for your team, the team with the most pins wins! Also, you only get one turn so let’s begin in 3, 2, 1, GO!
'''
[Scene 9]
Grapefruit: Wait, how do I bowl? I don’t have any arms!
IPad: That’s your problem scrub. Now first up is cakey!
Cakey: Ew! These bowling balls are so greasy!
Cakey throws a ball, gets 2 pins.
Cakey: Oh come on! The ball was like unhygienic and all.
Cakey start texting
'''
[Scene 10]
Ipad: Next is..
Newspaper Pops out of nowhere
Newspaper: Me! It’s my turn! 
Newspaper Throws a ball, he gets no pins.
Newspaper: What? No pins!
Ipad Pushes Newspaper
Ipad: Get out of here! You already had your cameo!
'''
[Scene 11]
IPad: Next is Lego!
Lego: OK. I can do this.
Lego drops the bowling ball
Lego: Um, this is too heavy.
Lightbulb appears above Lego’s head
Lego: Aha! I got an idea.
Lego grabs a soccer ball and kicks it hard
Soccer ball gets Lego 5 pins.
IPad: Well, I would consider that cheating, but who really cares? Lego gets 5 pins!
Lego: Meh, that could’ve been worse.
'''
[Scene 12]
IPad: So, next up is Dollar!
Dollar: OK. Let’s do this!
Dollar throws bowling ball
Dollar knocks down 9 pins
Dollar: I won!! I won!!
IPad: No, you didn’t win. You only knocked down nine pins, and the challenge isn’t over yet.
Dollar: Dang it! Again!
'''
[Scene 13]
IPad: Now we’re onto Button.
Button: Alright, gimmie a strike!
Button rolls bowling ball and misses every one.
Windows 7: You idiot!
Windows 7 slaps Button
Button: Wow! No need to.. Strike me!
Crickets
Windows 7: Jesus, we need to win this challenge!
'''
[Scene 14]
IPad: Windows 7, it’s your turn!
Windows 7: Now it’s time to show these nerds what it’s all about!
Windows 7 knocks down 9 pins
Windows 7: Oh yeah! I destroyed those pins!!
Button: Look at that lone pin! Good thing you spared his life!
Crickets as Windows 7 gives a death stare to Button
Windows 7: Button I swear to god I will stab you with a gun!!
Button: I don't think you can stab with a gun… nice shot though!!
'''
[Scene 15]
IPad: Up next is WAW.
WAW: Ooo yay!
WAW throws the ball and gets 7 pins
IPad: So WAW gets 7 pins.
WAW: Not bad. At least I got more than stupid old Dollar.
Dollar: Hey!!
'''
[Scene 16]
IPad: OK next is the kool aid man- huh?!
Kool Aid Man: Oh yeah!
Kool aid man throws and gets 1 pin
Kool Aid Man: Oh no!
IPad: GET OUT OF HERE!
IPad launches the kool aid man away
Kool Aid Man: ooooooooh yeaaaaaaaah!
Ipad: Geez, what is with all the guest characters?
Newspaper: Like Meeeeeeee?
Ipad: AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Cuts to a black screen that says “2 Minutes later”
'''
[Scene 17]
IPad: So next up is Glasses.
Glasses: Let’s go!
Glasses throws the ball and gets a strike
IPad: Wow. Impressive.
Glasses: Heck yeah! The Kool Aid man would be impressed.
Kool Aid Man flying through the sky
Kool Aid Man: *sniff*... Oh yeah.
'''
[Scene 18] 
IPad: Alright, so here are the current scores shown here!
DISPLAYS THESES SCORES
SCORES:
# Mlg gangsters - 29
# Dank Memes - 19
'''
IPad: The MLG Gangsters are 10 points ahead of Dank Memes! Dank Memes, get in the game. Only 15 contestants left!
'''
[Scene 19]
IPad: Deadpool is up!
Silence
IPad: Of course. You're dead! I’m… just going to skip him. Yea.
'''
[Scene 20]
IPad: So, next up is Bread.
Bread: OK, so I guess I could just give it a little… eh.
Bread pushes bowling ball a little bit
Bread: Um, it’s going too slow.
The ball speeds up super fast for some reason, and Bread gets a strike
Ipad: Wow. That was unexpected. Next is Lamp!
'''
[Scene 21]
Lamp: I’m going to kill you pins!
Pins: No don’t kill us! We’re innocent!
Lamp throws, and doesn’t knock down anything, while pins are seen celebrating
Pins 1: Yay! 
Pins 2 and 3: Yay Hooray!
Lamp: Bratty little pins… NEXT TIME, YOU GUYS!
'''
[Scene 22]
IPad: Now we have Cup!
Cup: I’m about to get a strike! Just watch!
Cup knocks down 6 pins
Cup: What?!
IPad: Not too shabby. Better than the others.
Cup: Well, I guess that’s better than nothing.
Ipad: And it looks like Dank Memes are stepping up.
'''
[Scene 23]
IPad: Now Next up is Mirror!
Mirror: Let’s see what I can do since I barely got screen time last episo-
IPad: So Mirror gets 7 pins!
Mirror: But I didn’t even throw i-
Black screen with Text that says, “NOPE.”
'''
[Scene 24]
IPad: Here we have Water.
Water: Come on baby.. Strike! Strike!
Water accidentally flops her arm and throws the ball at herself, shattering his glass
IPad: Ouch! Dank Memes, you guys are looking pathetic.
Zoom in on water, shattered on the floor
Water: Enh… uhgrh..
'''
[Scene 25]
Ipad: Next up is Phone!
Phone: Heh heh… just a movement of a hand. How hard could this be? Pssh.
Phone knocks down 1 pin
Phone: Wha-what?! How was that so difficult?!
I demand a second try!
IPad: Sorry dude, that’s it for you.
Phone: Crap.
'''
[Scene 26]
IPad: Now, next up is Starbucks!
Starbucks: Seeing how Phone and the previous contestants did, I should throw it hard, but not too hard.
Starbucks throws and get 8 pins
Starbucks: Meh, it could’ve been worse.
'''
[Scene 27]
IPad: Next is Ethan.
Ethan: Let’s just get this over with.
Ethan throws the ball and gets 0 pins
Ethan: Why does life hate me so much?
IPad: I don’t know but that’s you’re problem. Probably your face.
Breath Mint: Yeaaa….. You have such a silly face!! Heh heh heeeeehh.
Close up of Ethan's face, hyper realistic and suspenseful music plays (Rickkidtoons will draw it)
'''
[Scene 28]
IPad: Slingshot’s turn!
Slingshot: This’ll be a sinch. I don’t even have to get the bowling ball.
Slingshot shoot her metal ball and gets a strike
Slingshot: Yes! Strike baby! Wooo!
'''
[Scene 29]
IPad: So next up is Skittle.
Skittle: Yay!
Skittle throws the ball and gets 4 pins
Skittle: That was awful.
Ipad: Doses it look like I care you piece of *insert bleep here*.
Skittle: God! You don’t need to be so rude about it.
'''
[Scene 30]
Black Screen thats says “Four Minutes of the same Stupid Repetitive stuff later”
IPad: it’s Elastic Band’s turn.
Elastic Band: Ugh! This bowling ball is so heavy.
Elastic Band looks around to make sure nobody is looking
Elastic Band stretches her arm to hit all the pins and gets a strike
Ipad: Elastic Band! That is cheating. You are disqualified!
Elastic Band: But Lego used a soccer ball and you didn’t disqualify him!
Ipad: That’s because he had no arms, so I let him off the hook, and besides, that deliberate selfish cheating.
'''
[Scene 31]
IPad: Now, it’s Notebook Paper’s turn.
Notebook Paper: Yeeeeyeooww!!!
Notebook paper throws, and gets a strike
IPad: Woah! What the heck?!
Notebook Paper: AAaauahuhhee!!
'''
[Scene 32]
IPad: Breath Mint is up.
Breath Mint: Yay, I’m gonna get a spaaaaare!
Breath Mint misses all pins
Breath Mint: UFDOFDDFDOFD
'''
[Scene 33]
IPad: Alright Grapefruit, you’re the last one.
Grapefruit: Ok then..
Windows 7: You had better get this one good!
Grapefruit: Just give me a second! Ok, aaand.. Throw!
Grapefruit throws, and gets 6 pins
'''
[Scene 34]
IPad: That’s all the contestants! Let’s play a beautiful music video from the letter band while I add up the scores!
'''
[Scene 35]
A: Now let’s rock!
Lights dim
A: The fitness-gram pacer test is a 
B: Multistage aerobic 
C: Capacity test.
D: That progressively gets
E: More difficult
F: As it continues.
'''
[Scene 36]
IPad: Here are the scores! Dank Memes - 54… and MLG Gangsters - 56! Viewers, vote one of the Dank Memes to be eliminated, and one to win a prize. 
Newspaper: AND Voting ends August 28th! Thanks for watching!
Ipad: HEY!
'''
[Credits]
'''
[Scene 37]
*Rickkidtoons Wrote this part*
'''
Newspaper and Ipad are sitting on a bench. Its night time.
Ipad: See! You are too ruining the show.
Newspaper: So I'm ruining the show because i'm appearing in it too often as I was supposed to just have a cameo and that's it, and Because I'm annoying too?
Ipad: and you talk so loudly that you destroy people's ears.
Newspaper: Oh. Well I better get going goodBYE- (Ear rape)
CUTS TO BLACK