The House

She was waiting for us at the airport, and carried our luggage to her car in the basement parking lot, it was tall and black and spacious, with tinted windows, she effortlessly lifted out luggage into the spacious trunk, using perfect ergonomic form. Our dog and I went into the back seat, where there was a protective cover, her mother joined her in the front. The car was immaculate and luxurious. The drive was a few hours, and we were not allowed to eat in the car, and she played some soft classical music at one point when the road was long and clear. We stopped every hour as she stretched her legs and offered us delicious snacks. The sign off the main road was nonexistent, but for a tree with colorful rags hanging from its branches, and a large reflective pole. Not long after we entered this side road did we enter an above-ground tunnel. The slanted roof was glass, and there were many lights along the path, the bottom half of the sides, about half the height of the car, was stone, the spacious two-lane road was in pristine condition. Eventually the coverings vanished, and we were stopped in front of the tallest wall you'd ever seen, smooth, and painted to look like the surrounding forest, adorning the top were two watchtowers, within which were lights, speakers and microphones, and cameras, I could also spot some archer slits in the wall itself. Surrounding the wall was a wide moat, and the sturdy drawbridge, as wide as the road, was up. Just before the moat was a large steel box on sturdy steel stilts. On it was the brightly painted engraved address, a wide slot for mail, and next to it, making up the rest of the box, was a large door with a closed latch, to house larger parcels, on the top left side was a traditional red mail flag. She said she had received some mail while on the drive, and after unlatching the large door, used a key fob to open a sliding door that had thick steel bolts, she picked up a large package and placed it in the trunk, where there was still ample room. Using another fob, she lowered the drawbridge, and raised the portcullis that was hidden behind it, she then opened the main door, it split down the middle, and the doors disappeared into the walls. As we drove through she explained these were her 150 acres. We drove up to the main house, more of a castle really, and she used yet another key fob to open the huge garage doors. She closed the large doors and brought out the luggage, after wiping her shoes on a stylish welcome mat, she led us through the door that led to the mudroom, it led us right next to the front door. It was a hallway, with the front door near us on the right, and at the end of the hall, which seemed slightly sunken compared to the rest of the house, was a door the led to the rest of the house. The hallway was beautiful, with shiny granite floors and a tall airy ceiling. To the right of the front door was a coatrack, on which she placed her outer layer and bade us do the same. Next to it was an umbrella holder of which many varieties were poking out. On the left side of the hall was a long bench of dark wood and a single fluffy green cushion on which she took a seat, she undid her shoes, which were slightly dirty, and slid open the recessed door under the bench, placing her shoes there carelessly, and we did the same with ours. She placed her keys on a mother of pearl dish on a shelf that was one of many shelves and cubby doors that surrounded the bench like a hutch. I was mostly distracted by my reflection in the large mirrored armoire across from our seating, which she said housed more outerwear. There was a cabinet to the right of it, that upon opening, housed rows of shoes. Walking to the end of the hallway, to the right there was another cabinet that housed slippers. Though she did not have any pairs that would fit us, she slipped on a pair of slippers that looked to be as soft as a cloud. Minding our step, we entered the castle proper. She first escorted us to our room and placed out luggage there. The guestroom was huge, with large windowed doors that led to a small balcony covered with climbing roses, it even had a small table and pair of chairs, and an awning. There was a queen-sized bed of white silk, with an intricately carved wooden headboard, soft Persian carpets, a large armoire with all variations of pillows and bedding, from furs to wool to linen and down. There was a cushioned wooden chair for the desk, equipped with pens and paper and pencils and an many outlets for electronics. There were two matching nightstands, each with a coaster for water, an analogue alarm clock, a book she recommended and plenty of storage. There was a large dresser with a large mirror. The bathroom was the most impressive, it had a large tub with jets, a walk-in shower with steam and a rainfall showerhead. A large basin sink with, and the best soap and toilet paper and towels of Egyptian cotton, and a large window, and bidet and toilet stool. Everything was accessible, with braille and bars for the elderly, and wheelchair accessible and and things for the deaf as well, she was certainly prepared to entertain the elderly and disabled and neurodivergent. Once we were shown our rooms she handed us menus, it had every meal, every type of food or beverage was available, and typed in the most accessible way for the dyslexic or visually impaired. We first took her offer of a tour, and she showed us the grounds first, the stables, with her many horses, offering us a ride when we wanted, it also housed a bactrian camel and a pair of donkeys and housed a carriage, she showed us the indoor riding ring and the outdoor paddock. She showed us the barn with the many animals, cows and sheep, and the pastures they roamed, the chicken coop, and the coops for the other birds like the ducks, the cat enclosure, the dog enclosure, the greenhouse, the japanese garden, the rock garden, the herb garden, medicinal garden, moon garden, and poison garden, the lake and the river, the waterfalls, the hobbit house, the interconnected tree houses like out of lord of the rings, the root cellar, the gun and archery ranges, the outdoor pool, the maze and fountain at its center, the sunken fire pit, the oasis floating on the pond, the gazebo, the watchtowers, the gardens, the raptor enclosures. Inside she showed us the sunroom, the conservatory with its plants and the menagerie, the pantry, the laundry room, her bedroom, the spa, the indoor pool, the library, the orrery, the astronomy tower, the underground tunnels and city, the balconies, the kitchen and dining room, the great hall, the saferoom, the armory, the laboratory, the craft and art room, the cinema, the chapel, the temple, the courtyard with its well, the music room, the workshop, the office, the wine cellar, the sitting room, the bar, bathrooms on every floor.
Fourth level:
* Orrery (large room like TES)
* Astronomy Tower (Glass dome ceiling, telescopes and charts)
* Menagerie (Bird enclosures)
* Travel Cupboard:
** Razor Cover: Rockwell Genuine Leather Sheath ($7.50)
** Menstrual Cup Washer: DivaCup Shaker Cup ($9)
** Menstrual Cup & Accessory Pouch: DIVA™ Zip Pouch Diva x Baggu Zipper Pouch ($15)
* Master Bath
** Shower:
*** Shower Bath Mat: Petties Teak & Wood with Non-Slip Backing By Rebrilliant ($80)
*** Shower Floor: Teak Slats
*** Shower Bench: ARB Teak & Specialties Natural Teak Freestanding Shower Chair (Ada Compliant) ($799.20)
*** Showerhead: Signature Hardware 214371 12" Lambert 1.9 GPM Single Function Rain Shower Head, Chrome ($299)
*** Shower Walls: Mother-of-Pearl Tiles
*** Wall Shower Jets: High Sierra Showerheads Classic PLUS
*** Handheld Shower Head: Waterpik VSA-653E EcoFlow Low-Flow Shower Head
**Bath
***Bathtub: Kohler Stillness Infinity
***Bathtub Grip: Delta White Tub Grip ($31.42)
**Sink:
***Sink Bath Mat: Bath Rug - Threshold Signature 24"x60" White ($36)
***Sink Mirror: Pottery Barn Astor Double Wide Rectangular Mirror ($499)
*** Sink: KOHLER Caxton White Undermount Oval Traditional Bathroom Sink (21.25-in x 17.25-in) ($122.27)
*** Vanity Base Cabinet: ARIEL Cambridge 60-in White Bathroom Vanity Base Cabinet without Top ($1,267)
*** Waterpik Aquarius Waterflosser
*** Toothbrush Holder: Beige Toothbrush Holder For Bathroom Family Toothbrush And Toothpaste Holder Dec ($24.38)
*** Toothbrush: Oral-B Braun Electric Toothbrush
*** Cup: Garden Trading Adelphi Glass Toothbrush Holder with Antique Brass Detail ($35)
*** Coaster:
*** Soap Dispenser: ($13) Aywaiw 12 oz Diamond Stripe Glass Soap Dispenser, 304 Rust Proof Glass Soap Dispenser, Orange Glass Bottle Soap Dispenser with Pump; Restroom Soap Dispenser
*** Soap: Dove Advanced Care Deep Moisture Hand Wash
*** Soap Dish: ($6) sefxwooddesign Handmade wooden soap dish, Beech tree wood soap dish
*** Bar Soap: CeraVe Hydrating Cleanser Bar ($11 for 2)
**Toilet:
***Toilet: Niagara Stealth 2-Piece 0.8 GPF Ultra-High-Efficiency Single Flush Elongated Toilet in White ($169)
*** Toilet Seat: KOHLER Highline Quiet-Close Elongated Closed Front Toilet Seat in White ($39)
*** Bidet:
*** Toilet Handles: Essential Medical Supply White Toilet Safety Rails ($47.90)
*** Toilet Stool: ($74) CreeksideWoodenGifts Potty Stool | Poop Stoop | Toilet Stool | Bathroom Stool | Farmhouse Style | Modern, English Chestnut, Standard 9"D x 9"H
**Mirror:
**Cabinet:
**Bench:
**Trash Can:
***Trash Can: ($89-111) WNKRS Round Wooden Trash Can Style 5
*** Trash Bag: Stout by Envision’s EcoSafe-6400 Compostable bags
**Toilet Paper Holder:
***Toilet Paper: Flushd Zero Waste Tree-Free Tissue Paper
*** Toilet Paper Holder:
*** Toilet Paper Roll Holder:
**Towel Holder:
** Razor: Rockwell 6S - Adjustable Stainless Steel Safety Razor, Matte ($120)
** Razor Blades: Rockwell Double-Edge Razor Blades, 100 Count ($18)
** Razor Stand: Rockwell Razor Stand, Matte ($40)
** Razor Blade Bin: Rockwell Blade Recycling Tin ($5)
** Menstrual Cup: DIVA™ Cup Model 1 ($35)
** Menstrual Cup Cleaner: DIVA™ Wash ($12)
** Menstrual Cup Bag: Retro Cotton Pouch ($5)
** Tampon Inserter:
** Tampons:
** Vent/Fan: Panasonic FV-08-11VF5 WhisperFit EZ Retrofit Fan
** Tissue Box: ($630) Wooden Islands Flower shape Tissue Box Cover Wooden Hand Carved Home Decoration, Teak
** Tissues: Seventh Generation
** Window Film: Artscape Spanish Garden Window Film 24" x 36", Multicolor
** Pads: Aisle
*Spa
**Low-EMF Infared Sauna: Radiant 75-in H x 46-in W x 72-in D Hemlock Fir Wood ($3,810.16)
* Bedchambers (with master bathroom attached and terrace)
** Balcony:
*** Telescope:
*** Bench:
*** Table:
*** Chairs:
*** Jasmine:
*** Roses:
** Mattress:
** Bed Frame:
** Duvet: Icelandic Eiderdown, Lilysilk, Animal Fur (From Indigenous People), Electric Blanket, Weighted Blanket
** Pillows: Icelandic Eiderdown, Lilysilk, Hullo Buckwheat Hulls
** Pillowcases: Lilysilk White (22 Momme)
** Sheets: Lilysilk White (22 Momme)
** Showerhead:
** Bidet:
** Bath Towels:
** Hand Towels:
** Shower Mat:
** Bathmat:
** Faucet:
** Air Freshener:
** Mirror:
** Mirror Lights:
** Trash Can:
** Bidet:
** Nightstand:
** Alarm Clock: Philips SmartSleep and Wake-Up Light ($180)
* Office (computer and office supplies)
** Computer:
** Notepad:
** Pen:
** Pencil:
** Pencil Sharpener:
** Eraser:
** Sticky Notes:
** Notecards: 
** Lamp:
** Mouse:
** Speakers:
** Keyboard:
** Mousepad:
** Chair:
** Desk:
* Gym (Rock climbing wall, machines, badminton court, basketball, martial arts)
** Supplies:
* Cinema (sound system, screens, movies, tv shows, lighting)
** TV Screen:
** TV Stand:
** Couch:
** Coffee Table:
** Subscriptions: 
* Sunroom
Third Level:
* Kitchen (refrigerator, microwave, rice cooker, slow cooker, island, oven, washing machine, spice rack, large sink)
** Dishwasher: KitchenAid 24 in. PrintShield Stainless Steel Front Control Tall Tub Dishwasher with Stainless Steel Tub, 39 DBA ($1,149)
** Refrigerator: GE 27 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator in Fingerprint Resistant Stainless with Internal Dispenser, ENERGY STAR ($2,399)
** Microwave:
** Rice Cooker:
** Slow Cooker:
** Oven: Samsung 30 in. 6.3 cu. ft. Slide-In Induction Range with Air Fry Convection Oven in Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel ($2,249)
** Hand Soap:
** Hand Soap Dispenser: Loberon Coming Home BAILEY SOAP DISPENSER, Clear/Silver (€39.95)
** Faucet:
** Trash Can:
** Trash Bags: 
** Compost Bin:
** Dish Soap:
** Dish Soap Dispenser: TableCraft H931 Siena 16 Oz. Green Tint Glass Oil Bottle ($13)
** Dish Gloves:
** Olive Oil Dispenser: Zulay (17oz) Olive Oil Dispenser Bottle For Kitchen - Glass Olive Oil Bottle With 2 Spouts, 2 Removable Corks, 2 Caps, & 1 Funnel - Oil Bottle For Kitchen & Storing Liquids (Green Bottle) ($12)
** Vinegar Dispenser: GMISUN 12oz Oil and Vinegar Dispenser Set, 2 Pack Olive Oil Dispenser Bottles for Kitchen, Oil Container Cruet Set, Oil Pourer Spout, Funnel and Labels, Heavy Duty, Clear ($15)
** Backsplash: Apollo Tile White and Beige 11.3 in. x 11.8 in. Brick Polished Natural Shell Mosaic Tile (18.52 sq. ft./Case)
** Paper Towel Holder:
** Paper Towels: Reel
* Dining Room
** Table
** Tablecloth
** Cutlery
** Dishes
* Living Room
* Library
* Guest Room (queen-sized bed of Egyptian cotton)
** Mattress:
** Pillows:
** Sheets:
** Comforter:
** Bed Frame:
** Headboard:
** Armoire:
** Mirror:
*Guest Bath:
**Stool: ($40) Shpitonay Foldable toilet stool with foaming mat | Bamboo poop stool with cushion |
**Toilet:
**Soap Dish: terrain Raised Soapstone Soap Dish ($22)
**Bar Soap: Yardley French Lavender
**Trash Can:
**Tissue Box:
**Tissues: Green Forest
**Toilet Paper: Caboo Tree Free Bamboo Toilet Paper, Septic Safe, Biodegradable, Eco Friendly Bath Tissue with Soft, Quick Dissolving 2 Ply Sheets (300 Sheets Per Roll, 24 Double Rolls) ($33.24)
**Soap Dispenser: ($12) Aywaiw 12 oz Kitchen Glass Soap Bottle, Bathroom Soap Dispenser, 304 Rustproof Stainless Steel Plump, Refillable Liquid Glass Soap Dispenser Home Decor Blue
**Toothbrush Holder: ($17) InterDesign York Chrome Toothbrush Holder Stand
**Toothbrush: Nimbus Regular - 5 Pack ($12)
**Window Film: Volcanics Window Privacy Film Static Clings Vinyl 3D Decals, Stickers Rainbow Film for Glass Door Heat Control Anti UV, Clear With Unique Irregular Pattern
**Air Freshener: Scent Fill
**Vent/Fan: Broan-NuTone QTXE080 Ultra Silent Bath Fan
**Shower Seat: ALFI Teak Wood Teak Wall Mount Shower Chair (Ada Compliant) ($164.12)
* Pantry (food storage)
Second Level:
* Music Room (sound proof and enhanced acoustics, instruments and care, sheet music, karaoke, microphones, recording equipment, music making equipment, listening)
** Instruments:
* Armory
** Weapon Racks
** Armor Stands
** Guns
* Laboratory (Making drugs and herbal remedies)
* Spa (massage gear, hydrotherapy, sauna, acupuncture)
** Massage Chair: BODYFRIEND Phantom Rovo ($11,999)
** Hydrotherapy:
* Laundry Room
** Washing Machine:
** Dryer:
** Detergent: ECOS
** Dryer Balls: Undyed Sheep Wool
** Laundry Basket:
* Craft Room
* Great hall (large banquets, balls)
First Level:
* Second Bath:
** Toilet Paper: Betterway
** Toilet Stool: ($129) CandlewoodFurniture Wood Toilet Stool by CW Furniture Bathroom Squat Potty Squatting Step Natural Solid Hardwood Custom Handmade Hickory Engraved Modern, Mahogany Finish
** Toilet:
** Trash Can:
** Tissue Box:
** Tissues: The Cheeky Panda
** Soap Dispenser: ($13) Aywaiw 12 oz Kitchen Glass Soap Bottle, Bathroom Soap Dispenser, 304 Rustproof Stainless Steel Pump, Refillable Liquid Glass (Green)
** Soap Dish: ($20) ForestDecorShop Wood Soap Dish Set of 2, Wooden Soap Dishes, Rustic Bathroom Decor, Draining Soap Holder, Bar Soap Holder, Bathroom Accessories Gift
** Bar Soap: Vanicream
** Window Film: artscape Magnolia Window Film 24" x 36", Magnolia, Multicolor
** Air Freshener: Enviroscent
** Vent/Fan: Kaze Appliance SE90T Ultra Quiet Bathroom Exhaust Ventilation Fan 
** Toilet Handles: Delta White Toilet Safety Rails ($37.75) 
* Entryway/Mudroom
** Coat Rack: K and B Furniture Co. Inc 12-Hook Wall-Mounted Coat Rack ($45)
** Umbrella Stand: Homary 8.7"Dia Chic Golden "Marble Pillar" Style Umbrella Stand in Metal but made of black cherry and waterproof sealed. And MyGift Enterprise LLC Umbrella Wall Holder, Galvanized and Black Metal Wire Hanging Umbrella Stand Drying Rack and Entryway Cane Storage but of same black waterproofed cherry for bottom and stainless steel wrapping, placed on wall above.
** Armoire:
** Shoe Cupboard:
** Hutch:
** Key Dish: Oval white mother of pearl
** Front Door:
** Wreath:
** Door to Garage:
** Bench Wood: Black Locust (waterproof seal)
** Bench Cushion: India Green Shade
** Rain Coats:
** Gloves:
** Scarves:
** Hats:
** Coats:
** Shoe Supplies:
** Floor: White Marble
** Umbrellas:
** Shoes:
*** Boots:
**** The Real Canadian Inuit Store Caribou Hide and Sealskin Boots ($75)
** Slippers:
*** Naadam Essential Merino Cashmere Slippers, Merlot ($85)
*** ARAN LADIES CLOSED BACK SHEEPSKIN SLIPPERS ($49.95)
*** Aran MERINO WOOL BOOTIES ($47.95)
*Back Entrance:
**Coat Rack: Chairish Free Standing Coat Rack in the style of Thonet, 1950s ($417)
**Umbrella Stand: Pigeon & Poodle Winburg Chestnut Faux Rattan Umbrella Stand ($424) but real rattan
**Welcome Mat: Highgate Doormat -Double Door ($79)
*Garage:
**Door:
**Mat: Bungalow Flooring Waterhog Boxwood Doormat, Navy ($60)
**Ramp to Foyer:
**Lock:
**Door Color:
*Front Door:
**Door:
**Windows:
**Peephole:
**Handle:
**Paint Color:
**Camera:
**Doorbell:
**Sconce:
**Lock:
**Welcome Mat: Charlton Home Stembridge Non-Slip Outdoor Doormat ($58)
* Garage (cars, repairs, motorcycles, bikes, kayaks, outdoor rec gear)
** Bike:
** Kayak:
** Motorcycle:
** Car:
* Pool
* Animal Room (fish, reptiles, rabbits, etc.)
* Sitting Room
* Conservatory (Indoor garden, butterfly enclosure)
* Animal Clinic (Basic medical care)
Sub-Level 1:
* Wine Cellar (All sorts of wines and alcohols)
** Wines
** Other
* Bar (All sorts of alcohols)
* Storage 
Sub-Level 2:
* Safe Room (nuclear shelter)
* Tunnels
Grounds:
* Smithy
* Barn
* Stables (Horses, Tack, attached to Paddocks)
* Coops
* Pool (with jacuzzi) (water rescue dog always)
* Lake
* River
* Japanese Garden
* Greenhouse (food, herbs, medicinals, poisons)
* Night garden (night-blooming and night-scented flowers, lights)
** Flowers:
* Paddock (Indoor and Outdoor for Horses)
* Pastures (Grazing animals)
* Animal Enclosures (Cat, Dog, Birds, Falconry Birds)
** Cat
** Dog
** Rabbit
* Treehouses
* Hobbit House
* Chapel
** Roman Catholic
* Temple
** Zen Buddhist
** Shinto
* Gun and Archery Range
Decorations
* Christmas
** Door Wreath:
** Tree:
** Tree Skirt:
** Tree Star:
** Tree Lights:
** Tree Ornaments:
** Tree Ribbons:
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* Thanksgiving
* Halloween
* Valentine's Day
* Easter
* New Years
* St. Patrick's Day
* Birthday
Brands:
* Crystal: Waterford Crystal. Polish.
* Ceramics/Porcelain/Pottery: Delft Pottery. Villeroy & Boch Vieux Lucembourg Ceramics. Finnish Arabia Ceramics. Turkish Iznik Pottery. Turkish red clay pottery from Cappadocia. Vietnamese laquerware. Vietnamese porcelain. Egyptian alabaster. Greek pottery. Chinese porcelain.
* Metalware: Turkish Copperware.
* Glassware: Irish. Polish. Finnish Iittala Glassware. Soda-lime Roman glassware. Samarkand (Uzbekistan). Roman.
* Leather Products: Turkish Hakiki Leather. Egyptian leather shoes. Greek leather sandals.
* Rugs: Turkish Carpet.
* Pianos: Bluthner. Bosendorfer. Fazioli. Yamaha CFX. Steinway & Sons
* Violins: D Z Maestro Old Spruce Strad Model 509 Outfit (Stradivarius Copy). Ming Jiang Zhu 909 Violin/Model AAA (Guarneri Copy). Cecilio CEVN-2BK (Electric Violin)
* Linens:
* Jewelry: Vietnamese pearl jewelry.
* Honey: Turkish. Greek.
* Maple Syrup: Canadian. Seneca.
* Wine:
* Beer:
* Perfume: Turkish Lemon Cologne. Egyptian perfume oils. Chinese musk
* Foodstuffs. Turkish Pomegranate Molasses.
** String beans from central and south America
** Sesame seeds from ancient central Asia
** Onions from central or west Asia
** Carrots from Persia (now Iran)
** Spinach from Nepal
** Eggplants from India
** Cucumbers from India
** Pomegranates from Persia (now Iran)
** Watermelons from India
* Jam:
* Olive Oil: Cyprus. Italy. Turkey. Greece.
* Balsamic Vinegar:
* Cheese: Dutch
* Clay: Rhassoul clay from Morocco. Green clay from France. Red clay from France. Bentonite clay from Wyoming.
* Chocolate: Dutch
* Mustard: Dutch. French Dijon
* Spice Cabinet: Greek. Ceylon Cinnamon from Sri Lanka. Cassia from China. Chinese cloves. Indonesian nutmeg and cloves.
* Alcohol: Japan. Canada
* Salt: Paska Sol from Croatia. Himalayan pink salt from Pakistan. Cornish sea salt from Cornwall.. Sal de Tavira from Portugal. Maras salt from Peru. Flower of salt from Camargue. Salt and flower of salt from Guerande. Maldon sea salt from England.
* Traditional Clothing: Every Country
* Coins: Every Country
* Maps: Every Country
* Coffee: Turkish coffee set. Vietnamese coffee and phin filters.
* Tea: Vietnamese. Greek Mountain Tea. Ireland
* Textiles: Donegal Tweed. Silk from China and Damascus. Bath towels from Turkey. Egyptian Cotton. Vietnamese silk. Vietnamese hand embroidered products. Furs from Siberian Trappers. Parthia tapestries and carpets.
* Household Items: Dutch cheese slicer. Dutch bike & bicycle bell. Japanese sushi knives and items. Italian knives. Finnish Fiskars scissors and kitchen tools. Kuksa. Marttiini knife. Dutch cookie mold. Egyptian mother of pearl box. Peruvian painted wooden bowls. Greek olivewood products.
* Lanterns: Vietnamese. Egyptian ramadan lanterns.
* Stone: Connemara Marble. Iranian Nephrite Jade. Chinese Jade.
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