UnUndefeatables/The Horrible Article!

The UnUndefeatables are an even more powerful version of the undefeatables that is reserved for only the most powerful motherfuckers. The group currently only has 4 members.
== How do i become one? ==
You want to become an UnUndefeatable? Sure thing stupid dummy! All you need to do is be more powerful than Mr. T, then take the test on the UnUnRank scales, then punch him TWICE!! If you win, your now a member of the UnUnDefeatables!
As an UnUndefeatable, you now live on a even better floating paradise, right next to UnUnDefeatable Palace, and everything better than UnDefeatable Palace! Also, Chuck Norris was stupid enough to not put any counsels in the UnUnDefeatables, don't worry, though, he is working on fixing that!
== Members ==
* Chuck Norris - Obviously the leader
* Captain 15 - The most powerful Number Captain
*Doug DeMuro - A very overpowered man
* Charles Calvin - If he's a stickman, he has to be weak, right? WRONG! This one is VERY powerful.