Episode 1 - A Start

Norrie: Yeah, I know, He's so SUPRISED.
Tag: Really? I know that 2 + 8 = 20! Was your surprise box unportable!?
Norrie: I do, and a tiny little chicken goes like "AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M SCARED!!!!!!" What a crybaby
Red Mikey: HAPPY! DO YOU THINK I LOOK GREAT!?
Happy: Um, no?
(Red Mikey knocks off Happy's glasses)
Happy: WHAT THE GOLD RUSH HECK! YOU SUPPORTABLSUPPORTABLEY DID THAT FOR REASON! ARE YOU AGE TWO!?
Puppet: Calm down, He's okay.
Snip: Hey! He's taking a step in the right direction.
Clip: OH F*** YEAH!
Puppet Roly: Wanna play rock paper scissors weapon to battle for a final pizza Betty?
Betty: Sure! I F I D O. Let's play!
PR&B: ROCK! PAPER! SICCSORS! SAP! ZIP! ZUCK! FLIP! DIP! SLI- 
Pizza turns into Duggee
Blue Mikey: Who are you????
Duggee: (Four's voice) I AM DUGGEE. (lasers happy)
Take 2......
Happy: Owwwww .......
Duggee: Let's play a game!
Roly: Yay! YaaaaaaaaAAAAEEEEEAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! GAMES ARE THE BEST!! Wants worng
Duggee: Don't you wanna battle to win a prize??
Clip: YO! WHAT'S A PRIZE!
Duggee: DVD HEY DUGGGEEE!
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[Intro]
Duggee: Now form 2 teams of TWOOOO!!!!!
Green Mikey: I pick Snip, Roly, Puppet, Puppet Betty, Blue Mikey, Red Mikey, and CLIP! This is Team SNIPPERCLIPS!
Happy: I pick uhhhhh, the fast uhhhh betty and norrie and tag and.. Dr mario ...... Puppet duggee...... green Mikey and Mikey and uhhhhhhh, this is Team nice squirrels?
Duggee: Snipperclips and Nice Squirrels are ready to BATTTLE!!!!!! Time for the first challenge! It's to climb before you get LASERED!!!!! Go!
Happy: This should be ..... (LASERED)
Betty: climb climb climb what's this!?
Red Mikey: Pizza (friend circles him)
Betty: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! (LASERED)
Clip and Snip: HAYAH! (throws thereselfs) WE MADE IT!!!!!!!
Snipperclips shake booty
Duggee: It looks like Nice Squirrels is up for elimination! VOOOOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Epilouge)
Happy: Musst beeee aliiiiivvvveee .............
Episode 2 - First elimination