Red ( Angry Birds ) Vs PeaShooter ( Plants . Vs Zombies )

Red is standing by looking over the eggs happily. Suddenly, a pea hits a nearby rock. Red, terrorized, looks over to see a determined Peashooter.
(Cues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SDBTVcBUVs)
LET'S SETTLE THIS! FIGHT!
The Peashooter starts to shoot more peas at a fast rate with Red on the run, running away from the shooting peas, dodging and getting hit by multiple peas. He then charges at the plant at high speeds resisting the peas. He lands a few hits on the plant and sending him back a few feet back. Peashooter then eats his plant food, puts on his soldier hat and unleashes tons of peas at Red. Shocked, but determined Red races through the attacks and uses his Power Scream, sending the Peas and the Peashooter away. The Peashooter retaliates and runs to Red. Red does the same and the two gets ready to attack. Peashooter is able to attack first and punches Red a few time and sends him to a rock. Red then summons the Golden Ducks, which comes crashing down onto the Peashooter. At first, Peashooter sits there, until the ducks start creating explosions and making him run. Peashooter throws his Black Bean Bombs at Red. Red sees this and is caught off guard as it explodes in his face. Thinking the fight is over, the Peashooter walks away, though little did he know, Red used his Birdquake. The ground shakes as mountains fall over. The Peashooter tries to keep his balance. The earthquake stops as Peashooter pants. Suddenly, he is hit by the bird. Red, landing the blow on the Peashooter, is flying with the plant he hit. They land in a mountain that still is standing. The Peashooter drinks Crazy Dave's Mega Ultra Super Wow Plant Growth Formula and becomes bigger and knocks Red away. Red uses Blizzard and freezes the Peashooter. Red sees a Go-Kart in the distance and race to it. He gets in. The Peashooter breaks free of the ice, just to see a speeding Go-Kart, as it flattens him. Red then gets out of the Go-Kart. Peashooter unflattens and gets up. Then, Red closes his eyes, as feathers surround him. He opens his eyes as his new power is felt through the area. Red speeds to the Peashooter and lands many, many blows of the green plant. The Peashooter then fires even more peas at the red bird, but all of which is evaded. Red appears behind the Peashooter, punches him and sends him into a rock. The rock is obliterated. The Peashooter is now shown with dizzy eyes. Red runs to the slingshot and gets into it. Peashooter struggles to get up. Then he sees the bird launched into the air. The bird comes crashing down onto the plant, and at the last moment, the Peashooter says:
Peashooter: f**k
There is an explosion of smoke, followed by an actual explosion, and as the dust fade, Red still remains over the blood-stained grass of what's left of Peashooter. Red sees an extra pea on the floor, eats it, and walks away.
KO!
Red is seen back with the somehow still standing eggs, caring for them as Peashooter's bloodstain is seen by a Sunflower, who questions what happened.
THE WINNER IS ... RED