Hotel Transylvania: The Haunted House

Johnny: (recording himself) Hello, my name is Jonathan Loughran. I just moved into this house a few weeks ago. Me and my father-in-law Dracula have been noticing some creepy shit going on, so we set up a bunch of cameras around the house to catchy these "paranormal" moments.
(static)
(cut to Mavis entering the living room with Dennis)
Mavis: How was school?
Dennis: It was great!
Johnny: Heya, my little boy Dennis!
Dennis: Oh, hey dad.
Mavis: Guess what happened today?
Johnny: You found a job?
Mavis: ......No.
Johnny: Then you should go down to the temp agency and get one. It's been months since Hotel Transylvania went out of business.
Mavis: I thought we agreed to never mention that!
Johnny: Sorry, it's just that I'm the only one paying the bills around here.
Mavis: You're right, I'll go down to the agency first thing in a few months.
Johnny: I wonder how the guys are doing by the way.
Mavis: They're probably bankrupt right now.
(scenes show of Frankenstein and Eunice making love in their bed, Murray working as a DJ at a monster party, and Griffin and Crystal on their honeymoon, then back to the house)
Johnny: So, what were you saying?
Mavis: Dennis made a new friend in school today.
Johnny: Oh, that's nice to make new friends.
Mavis: No Johnny, I mean he really MADE a new friend!
Dennis: (shows a miniature spork character) His name is Forky.
Johnny: Oh, why hello there, Forky.
Dennis: (imitating) Hello, daddy.
Johnny: (laughs) Anyways, guess what I just did?
Mavis: What?
Johnny: You know how me and your father have been noticing some paranormal shit going on around the house?
Mavis: (sighs) Johnny, I'm pretty sure it's just the breeze.
Johnny: Well, look up there. (points into the screen)
(Mavis and Dennis see the camera)
Mavis: You got a camera?
Johnny: Yeah, I put them all over the house to catch these strange events.
Dennis: Oooh, we're gonna see real ghosts?
Johnny: We're hoping too, son. We're hoping too.
Mavis: How did you afford all of this?
Johnny: Oh, well....um....I borrowed a few of your credit cards.....heh heh......
(Mavis' eyes glow red in anger and she lets out a demonic roar)
(static)
(cut to Mavis and Johnny in the living room, Mavis is watching TV)
Johnny: Mavis.
Mavis: Yeah?
Johnny: I'm inviting two of my friends over here tomorrow.
Mavis: Oh, that's nice....and will you please stop with all this paranormal nonsense?! You're acting like we're in a movie, we're not!
Johnny: ....Well, I'm going to bed now. It's exactly 10:44 PM.
(static)
(scene shows of Johnny walking into his room, he goes to the bathroom for 30 seconds and suddenly there was a noise)
Johnny: Mavis? Dennis? Is someone there?
(the lights go out)
Johnny: Who turned out the lights?!
(meanwhile Mavis is still watching TV with Dennis)
Dennis: But I want to stay up with you, I'm a vampire!
Mavis: You're still half-human, so you need to go to bed at night.
(a glass on the table falls off and shatters on the floor)
Mavis: What the hey?! Dennis, don't use your magic like that!
Dennis: But that wasn't me!
Mavis: Dennis, don't lie to me, or I'll ground you for two weeks!
Dennis: Awww, mom!
Mavis: Now I have to clean up this mess that you made.
(meanwhile, Johnny is asleep in bed, the bedroom door slowly opens and a pair of glowing eyes is shown in the shadow in the doorway, the door then closes)
(static)
(cut to the next day, two guys enter Johnny's house, one with a blue cap and a striped shirt and a chubby one with a beard, sunglasses, and a black coat)
Mike: Heya, Johnny.
Jeff: What's up, Johnny my boy?
Johnny: Good to see you, fat Mike. (shakes Mike's hand) Long time no see, Jeff. (shakes Jeff's hand)
Mike: Looks like a sweet new house you got, bro.
Jeff: How's Dracula doing by the way?
Johnny: Eh, I'm sure he's fine. Mavis! Dennis! My friends Jeff and big fat Mike are here!
(Mavis and Dennis enter)
Mike: What's up, girl?
Jeff: Nice to meet you, Mavis.
Mavis: Heya, I'm Dracula's daughter.
Jeff: I thought he had a son, like in that Monster Mash song.
Mavis: Well, that's just a song, you know. But this is my son, Dennis.
Dennis: Hi there.
Mike: He looks like a young version of you, Johnny.
Johnny: I know.
Mavis: I'd let you hug him, but your big fat lard ass would crush him like a grape.
(later, they were all in the living room, Mavis and Mike were playing a video game together)
Mike: Are you kidding me? What the hell was that?
Mavis: Face it you fat shit-head, you suck at Extreme Cruise Ship Massacre!
Dennis: Can I play?
Mavis: No, Dennis. You're too young to play this game.
Dennis: Awwwww....
Jeff: You know, this reminds me of when you two were on a cruise ship.
Johnny: Yeah, good times.
Mavis: I'm still not sure about this whole "Ericka" thing with my dad though.
Johnny: I'll go get a beer.
Mavis: Johnny, you said you weren't going to drink tonight.
Johnny: Mavis, the guys are here! Stop being a bitch and let me get my f*cking beer! (leaves)
Jeff: So, what is this game anyway? You're on a cruise ship and you cut people's heads off with a chainsaw?
Mavis: Yep. Plus, you can drown them.
Mike: Aw yeah, I got a granny overboard! Double points!
(Johnny was in the kitchen)
Johnny: F*cking Mavis, why would she talk to me like that in front of the guys?
(the sink turns on)
Johnny: What the heck? Nothing "paranormal" has ever happened before dark.....maybe the pipe just overflowed.
(static)
(cut to night, Mavis tucks Dennis in bed)
Mavis: Goodnight, my little half-vampire.
Dennis: Goodnight, mom.
(downstairs, Johnny, Mike, and Jeff were all drunk and watching TV)
Johnny: Mavis is such a bitch, am I right?
Mike: Yeah.....she's better off with me instead.
Johnny: F*CK YOU, BASTARD! MAVIS IS MINE! (throws a beer bottle at Mike)
Mike: Dude, WTF?! I was only joking!
Johnny: Shit! Dude, sorry, I didn't mean to do that. You okay?
Mike: Yeah man, I'm fine. Good thing you have scrawny arms and I'm super drunk.
Johnny: How about you, Jeff? You've been quiet all night.
Jeff: Woah....who's that bitch standing in front of you, Mike?
Mike: Shit, he's tripping balls, dude.
Johnny: I told him to easy on that crack.
(TV turns off)
Mike: Hey, why did you turn off the TV?!
Johnny: I didn't turn it off!
Mike: Well, turn the light on! I can't see jack shit and I'm drunk ass hell!
(Johnny turns on the lights, a black figure with long hair passes by Jeff)
Jeff: AAAAAAAH!!!!! F******CK!!!!!
Mike: What? What's wrong?!
Johnny: You okay?
Jeff: (having a seizure) It was.....she....sheeee.....mommy!.....(foams at the mouth and collapses to the floor)
Mike: Damn, Jeff! How much crack did you take?!
Johnny: I think we should call it a night. Jeff is freaking me out.
Mike: Yeah....he needs to sleep this off....I'll just (hic) sleep on this good....pretty looking.....real good.....pretty looking....piece of ass couch.....
Johnny: Okay.
(static)
(scene cuts to different rooms of the house, Johnny and Dennis were asleep in their beds, Mike was asleep on the couch, Jeff was still lying on the floor, and Mavis was cleaning up)
Mavis: Stupid boys, always leaving a mess.
(in the entrance, the clock falls off the wall, in the living room, the foam spewing from Jeff's mouth starts to bleed onto the floor, he then stands up and his eyes turn black, then he walks all around the house with Mavis never noticing him, then it goes back to the entrance, the front door was open and a pair of glowing eyes can be seen through the window)
(static)
(Johnny checks the security footage on his computer)
Johnny: Mavis! Come look at this!
Mavis: What? What do you want?
Johnny: Check this shit out. Jeff starts walking around the entire house in the middle of the night.
Mavis: So? Maybe he just went to the bathroom.
Johnny: I said he walked around the ENTIRE house, he passed by the bathroom three times. He was pretty f*cked up last night, but this really is something. Plus, look at his eyes.
Mavis: Oh shit.
Johnny: And look at this.
Mavis: What the hell? Did that clock fall by itself?
Johnny: Plus, the front door was left open.
Mavis: You think Jeff left it open?
Johnny: I don't know, the camera malfunctioned there for a minute.
Mavis: I'm going to go check on Jeff to see if that bastard stole anything.
(static)
(cut to Mavis, Johnny, and Mike in the kitchen)
Mavis: How could you have slept through him stomping around the house?!
Mike: Oh, give me a f*cking break, I was wasted as f*ck, girl. Plus, if he was stomping around, how come you didn't hear him while you were cleaning up? Hmmmm?
Johnny: So, where's Jeff?
Mavis: We don't know. He was gone by the time this tub of lard woke up.
Mike: Hey! Screw you, you vampire bitch!
Johnny: Guys, shut up! Now, let's think this through. Why don't we call his cell phone?
Mavis: Already tried that. My phone batteries died.
Mike: The front door was open, right? Maybe he had to leave in a hurry.
Johnny: But his car is still here.
(Dennis then runs in)
Dennis: Mom, dad, a creature tried to eat me!
Mavis: Dennis, calm down. You were probably just having a nightmare.
Dennis: I don't know, mom. It felt so real.
Johnny: Dennis, it was probably nothing.
Dennis: Wait, dad, where's your other friend?
Johnny: Oh, well...um.....he had to run some errands.
(static)
(cut to Mavis reading a book in bed with Johnny next to her)
Mavis: Tonight I'm going to protect Dennis from these demons.
Johnny: Mavis, don't say that. We don't know if they're demons.
Mavis: I don't care what they are, I just want them gone! By the way, is fat Mike staying the night?
Johnny: Yeah, he's gonna take a taxi home tomorrow since Jeff never came back. I hope Jeff is alright.
(they hear a noise)
Mavis: What was that?
Johnny: Sounds like it's coming from downstairs, let's go!
(later, Johnny, Mavis, and Mike head to the basement door)
Mike: Dude, what the f*ck is that noise?!
Johnny: It's coming from the basement.
Mavis: I'm going in. (opens the door and heads down to the basement)
Mike: Johnny, all this shit is freaking me out. I'm bunking with you tonight.
Johnny: Okay, since Mavis is doing the same thing with Dennis.
(Mavis then comes back)
Johnny: Find anything?
Mavis: No.
Johnny: Well, that's just great.
Mavis: We should have a set of cameras down there too.
Johnny: Yeah, let's use one of the cameras.
Mavis: We can use the one I found in the bathroom.
Johnny: In the bathroom?
Mavis: Yeah, I found it in the shower for some reason.
(flashback shows Dracula watching Mavis in the shower through security footage)
Mavis: (sees the camera) Hey, how did this get here? (grabs it)
(static)
Dracula: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(flashback ends, goes back to the house)
Mike: This is too much, the big dawg needs a beer. (leaves)
(static)
(cuts to Johnny's room)
Johnny: Okay, so Mavis set up the basement camera. We're ready to go back to sleep now, so we'll be able to see what's going on in the basement. Mavis will sleep with Dennis while I will with Mike.
Mike: Well, this is awkward.
Johnny: Feel free to go to back to the couch if you want.
Mike: With all this creepy shit going on, f*ck that. I should have used my spare change to get a motel instead of that lap dance. So, why was there a camera in the shower?
Johnny: I have no clue....anyways, wish us luck.
(cuts to Dennis' room, Mavis curls up in bed with him)
Dennis: Are you sure you want to sleep with me, mom?
Mavis: Yes, Dennis. I will protect you from this creature.
Dennis: Okay, mom.
(they all go to sleep, in the basement, a figure wearing a clown mask suddenly appears from the shadow and a bloody hand grabs the screen, outside the basement, the door opens and footprints appear on the walls and floor, in the kitchen, the table and chairs start floating and three figures, a girl in black with long hair, a smiling skeleton, and a one-armed bald man with a long neck, all appear in the chairs, in Johnny's room, the door opens and a mutilated zombie Jeff appears, waking up Mike)
Mike: Oh shit, is that you, Jeff? Where the hell have you been all this time?
(the zombie runs off)
Mike: Hey, come back! Johnny, wake up!
Johnny: Yeah, Mike?
Mike: Dude, I saw Jeff! He was right here!
Johnny: Really?
Mike: Yeah, I think he went downstairs. Come on!
(Johnny and Mike head downstairs, seeing the basement door opened)
Mike: I don't know, but this shit is creeping me out again.
(moaning)
Mike: I think I heard something. (goes to the basement door) Jeff? You down there, buddy?
(a crazed laugh is heard and Mike is suddenly sucked into the basement like a vacuum, the door closes)
Johnny: F*ck! (runs back upstairs)
(screen cracks)
(in Dennis' room, Johnny opens the door)
Johnny: MAVIS, DENNIS, WAKE UP! THE DEMONS GOT MIKE! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF--
(a giant hand grabs Johnny and pulls him away, the door closes)
Mavis: Johnny? Johnny?
Dennis: Mom, I'm scared!
Mavis: Stay calm, Dennis.
(the door opens again and the three figures appear again along with the zombie Jeff, who runs towards the screen)
(static)
(Mavis and Dennis shriek)
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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