Patrick Buys a Hat

Patrick Buys a Hat is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick goes into a hat store and walks up to the person at the counter.)
Patrick: Hello? I'd like to buy a hat.
Person at the counter: That's why most people come here. What kind of hat do you want?
Patrick: A hat...a hat like...that one! (points)
Person at the counter: (turns around) That's a piece of cheese.
Patrick: Do you want my money or not?
Person at the counter: Fine. Hand it over.
(Patrick gives the person at the counter a dollar bill.)
Person at the counter: "Wacky Bucks"?
Patrick: Yeah, it's what Mr. Krabs pays SpongeBob. It took me forever to talk him into giving it to me.
Person at the counter: You're not very bright, are you?
Patrick: Nuh-uh!
Person at the counter: Well, since the cheese is beginning to stink up the place, I'll give it to you for free.
Patrick: Yay!
(The person at the counter gives Patrick the piece of cheese, and he puts it on his head.)
Patrick: Thank you very much, sir! (leaves)
Person at the counter: Wait, why was there a piece of cheese there?
(Steve Urkel's face appears where the cheese once was.)
Steve Urkel: Did I do that?
(What a twist!)
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