Stooge Swarm

Demigod of War. 
               The Stooge Swarm was created by Zoth to administer the mortal affairs of war. The Stooge Swarm is a hive-mind of hundreds of low-intelligence humanoids, prone to hijinks and chaos. The swarm always exists on the material plane, and it can swell in size massively if given enough time. The swarm is more of a force of nature than a sentient being - it has simple desires. Food, women, and a rare, magical piano owned by the demigod Estrio. 
               It was the Stooge Swarm that, tricked by a mortal woman, removed the ultimate weapon of war, the Lapus Lazuli Polearm, from its embedded moonrock and gave it to the massive mortal paladin of the moon, Nicomus.