Alien Avenger

A boy was walking down the street. Suddenly, a huge wind storm came. He didn't notice, though, since he had his eyes closed. Everybody who was holding onto their houses for dear life were crying, "Are you insane?!" to the boy. The boy opened one eye and found a nickel. The whole storm stopped as he picked up his nickel. Then it started again. The boy was literally walking backwards.
The Alien Avenger, in his mobile UFO, had created the storm. He went around town, blowing up general stores and markets. The kind that the girlie takes the letter to. Everybody was about to move to a warmer climate when the Avenger landed his ship. He stepped out. And out. At last he grabbed the boy and told him, "You're my perfect candidate." Oh, and by the way, candidate means the person who is on someone's list or on someone's mind- to torture.
As the Alien Avenger and the boy flew up into the sky, the boy asked, "Why am I here?" The Alien Avenger told him that he needed to have a story read to him at night. He was an orphan, so what could he have done? He was too little to reach the bookshelf. And the books were just about litigation anyway. On their way to Venus, the boy asked, "So, have you been to the mall?"
"Sure," said the Alien Avenger.
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Category:Series 9 Minifigures