Lego x Compati Hero x Disney: Infinity Dimensions

Lego x Compati Hero x Disney: Infinity Dimensions is an upcoming 2017 Lego action-adventure video game developed and published by Traveller's Tales, Square Enix and Bandai Namco Entertainment, for the PlayStation 4, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One and Nintendo 3DS. It follows multiple characters from various Lego sets, the Compati Hero fanschaise and characters from Disney after a masked villain, who is breaking into multiple worlds. The game is to be released in 2017.
==Characters==
===Lego===
DC Comics
*Batman
*Wonder Woman
*Cyborg
The Lord of the Rings
*Gandalf
*Legolas
*Gollum
*Gimli
*Frodo Baggins
*Samwise Gamgee
*Aragorn
*Boromir
*Meriadock Brandybuck
*Peregrin Took
*Eye of Sauron
*Saruman
The Lego Movie
*Wyldstyle
*Emmett
*Unikitty
*Benny
*Metalbeard
*Batman (The LEGO Batman Movie)
*Lord Business
*Bad Cop
Ninjago
*Zane
*Nya
*Jay
Back to the Futute
*Marty McFly
Wizard of Oz
*Dorothy Gale
*Scarecrow
*Tin Woodman
*Cowardly Lion
*Toto
*Wicked Witch
*Auntie Em
*Wizard of Oz
Original Characters
*Lord Vortech
===Compati Hero===
Getter Robo
*Ryoma Nagare
*Hayato Jin
*Benkei Kuruma
Gundam
*Amuro Ray
*Kamille Bidan
Kamen Rider
*Kamen Rider Wizard
*Kamen Rider Gaim
*Kamen Rider Drive
*Kamen Rider Ghost
*Kamen Rider Ex-Aid
Mazinger Z
*Kouji Kabuto
Ultra Series
*Ultraman Zero
*Ultraman Ginga
*Ultraman Victory
*Ultraman X
*Ultraman Orb
===Emeries===
*Flying Monkey
==Weapons/Verchles==
*Batmoblie
*Invisible Jet
*Cyber-Guard
*Arrow Launcher
*Shelob the Great
*Axe Chariot
*Emmett's Excavator
*Cloud Cuckoo Car
*Benny's Spaceship
*Police Car
*Ninjacopter
*Samurai Mech
*Stormfighter
*DeLorean Time Machine
*Hoverboard
*Winged Monkey
*Rider Machine
==Adventure Worlds==
*DC Comics World
**The Batcave
*The Lord of the Rings World
**Middle Earth
**Minas Tirith
**Mordor
**The Argonath
***Argonath Ruins
**The Shire
***Hobbiton
**Rivendell
**Mines of Moria
*The LEGO Movie World
**Bricksburg
**The Old West
**Cloud Cuckoo Land
**Middle Zealand
**The Octan Tower
**The Depths
*Ninjago World
**Mastery of Spinjitzu
*Back to the Future World
**Hill Valley
*The Wizard of Oz World
**Oz
***Emerald City
***Throne Room
***Munchkin Town
***Wicked Witch's Castle
***Haunted Forest
***Yellow Brick Road
**Kansas
***Dorothy's House
*Compati Hero World
**Japan
***Tokyo
**Space
**M78
==Transcript==
*Vicki Vale: Fans of billionaire industrialists are in for a treat tonight, as front-runners Bruce Wayne and Lex Luther face off at the annual “man of the Year” award ceremony. Yes it’s Gotham’s very own playboy philanthropist verses some bald guy from Metropolis. Here at Gotham news, we’re rooting for the home team. Go Bruce!
*Female Guest: Lex, I’m surprised you took time away from your presidential campaign and came all the way to Gotham City for this.
*Lex Luthor: Oh, dear lady, as a nominee it’s my pleasure and privilege to be here.
*Bruce Wayne: Especially if you win.
*[people giggle]
*Female Host: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. This years man of the year award goes to... Bruce Wayne!
*Bruce Wayne: Next year, buddy.
*Lex Luthor: Despise that guy.
*The Joker: (off-screen) (Laughs) Who has been there for you? One man, who has made it his mission to improve the lives of people around him... He has remodeled our buildings... Helped keep our banks free of unnecessary clutter... You have always shown your apperception... 
*Lex Luthor: Hmm.
*The Joker: (off-screen) And why stop now?
*(The Riddler arrives)
*The Riddler: Riddle me this. What's green and is found in your wallet? 
*Mayor: Uh... money?
*The Riddler: Um, nope. Not anymore!
*(The Penguin arrives)
*The Penguin: Waaaagh... sorry to rain your parade my dear... waaagh waaagh.
*(The Joker arrives)
*The Joker: Thanks so much... 
*Lex Luthor: No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed.
*The Joker: Oh, don't worry. I didn't want to shake hands. I want your watch.
*(Lex Luthor gives his watch to The Joker)
*The Joker: Nice running into you. Let's do it again sometime. 
*Lex Luthor: Oh, we will. 
*Crowd: Speech! Speech! What a night! Such an honor! Words fail me! I'm speechless! Ah, who am I kidding? When am I ever speechless? And what a thrill to finally see myself on the big screen! Look at that face! It's like, what's he gonna say? What's going to come out of that mouth of his--
*(Batman and Robin arrives in their Batwing)
*Batman: Sorry to wipe that grin off your face, Joker. 
*The Joker: You're not sorry, you're not sorry at all. Come and get me! 
*Alfred Pennyworth: Pardon me, sir. 
*Harley Quinn: You stay away from my Mr. J!
*The Riddler: Hide and seek, Batman! 
*Alfred Pennyworth: One more thing, sir.
*The Riddler: Aw, you found me. 
*Two-Face: Batman! I am pleased to see you! No. Not at all. 
*The Joker: Did you hear the one about the guy who dresses up as a bat? It's got a terrific PUNCHline! Look, I'm on film! (Laughs) 
*Batman: Hmm... 
*Alfred Pennyworth: Ahem. Find a way to activate this Terminal. What can I do for you, sir? On its way, sir. 
*Vicki Vale: Scenes of chaos tonight at the Gotham City Theatre, where criminals - some apparently armed with "giant hammers" - have interrupted the prestigious "Man of the Year" awards. This was the fifth annual "Man of the Year" ceremony to be held in Gotham, but only the second to be brought to a permature end by a rampaging gang of costumed villains. 
*The Joker: (Laughs) Ah, my kind of party. Good food, good people... good goody bags. (Laughs) Huh? Hey, Batlame and Slobbin. Why are you guys hanging around? Ha! See what I did there... 
*Batman: We're here to get those valuables you stole, Joker...
*Robin: And Bruce Wayne's man-of-the-year award! 
*The Joker: This is my award. Very clearly me. 
*Robin: But you j... You just stuck that on there... 
*Batman: Robin... ...focus on your flying. 
*Robin: Sorry... Whoah. 
*The Joker: (Laughs) You like shark, Batman? Because I think they're going to like you. Aw, come on! (Laughs) Huh? (Laughs) You like missiles, Batman? Because I think they're going to like you. Let's see, what do we have... oh, good. You like pies, Batman, because I think they're going to like you! You like dodgems, Batman, because... ah, forget it. Where does he get these unbreakable toys? Aw, come on! 
*(Gotham City Police Department arrives in their Police Cars) 
*The Joker: Watch the suit, boys.
*The Policeman: Thanks for helping out, Batman.
*Robin: I also was... a part of this... 
*(Superman arrives)
*Superman: Hey, guys! Need a hand?
*Batman: With what? Parking?
*Superman: Yeah, sorry. I wanted to be there for your award-- I mean, Bruce Wayne's award, but I got tied up.
*Robin: Me too. Kids weren't invited.
*Superman: I saw you put a big hole in the theatre.
*Batman: I'll get it repaired.
*Superman: I already did that. Also, I put your boat back in the water.
*Robin: Hey, thanks!
*Batman: Yeah, thanks.
*Superman: You should really try not to make such a mess while you're fighting crime-- I can see you smirking in there. X-ray vision... 
*Batman: Aren’t there people somewhere else that need your help right now?
*Superman: Yeah, actually there are. I should go. See you guys!
*(Superman flying away)
*Robin: Bye, Superman! He's so nice.
*Batman: Yeah, he's great. 
*Robin: You were kind of rude.
*Batman: I was doing a systems check. See you at the Batcave.
*Alfred Pennyworth: Could I just ask you to check the weapons systems, sir? Those silver objects would make excellent targets. Splendid! I await your return to the Batcave.
*Clark Kent: (On TV) ...Batman safely recovered all the stolen property, including Bruce Wayne's "Man of the Year" award. The only thing left for Joker? A swift return to Arkham Asylum, along with the title "Goon of the Year." This is Clark Kent on assignment in Gotham City for Daily Planet online-- 
*Guard: Hey! I was watching that! 
*The Joker: Too much television is bad for you, pumpkin.
*Guard: How does he sneak all that stuff in?
*The Joker: Clark Kent... really despise that guy. Coming all the way to Gotham City to insult me. A hometown boy who made good...
*Lex Luthor: (off-screen) You're right. You don't deserve that. 
*The Joker: That's right, I don't--wait, who said that?
*Lex Luthor: (off-screen) How would you like to be out of Arkham right now? And given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
*The Joker: I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. Unless you're just one of the voices in my head, which case, I'm crazy anyway. Oh, hey Lex. You come to get your watch back, or did a bus from Metropolis get lost and break down?
*Lex Luthor: First, I don't take the bus. And second, yes, give me my watch. 
*(The Joker gives Lex Luthor his watch back)
*The Joker: So, what'cha got there?
*Lex Luthor: This, my friend, is the Deconstructor. It emits a unique energy, one that is absorbed so quickly by any shiny black object, that it causes it to pull itself apart. 
*The Penguin: Waagh!
*The Joker: Nifty. What's it got to do with me?
*Lex Luthor: I need help replacing its power source. It doesn't run on-A batteries...
*The Joker: (Laughs) Kryptonite.
*Lex Luthor: You help me, you can use the Deconstructor to your heart's content. Know anybody who has lots of shiny black unbreakable "toys"? 
*The Joker: I don't know who you're referring to.
*Lex Luthor: Come on. Batman. Oh, you were--
*The Joker: Joking. I'm the Joker. Why are you going to all this trouble for me, Lex baby? 
*Lex Luthor: Well, I might need some of that Joker gas you're good at making.
*The Joker: Oh, yeah, I guess that could some in handy for someone running for president.
*Guard: (off-screen) Prisoner escape! Repeat, prisoner escape! 
*Lex Luthor: We should be going. 
*The Joker: Can I just have one try? 
*Two-Face: It's a shame, now someone's going to have to fix this... But the good news is I'm out of prison!
*Poison Ivy: Hey, what's going on?
*Harley Quinn: It's a riddle!
*The Riddler: Aw, come on, that's my thing... 
*Martian Manunter: Justice League watchtower calling Batman…
*Bruce Wayne: This is Batman…
*Martian Manhunter: Just checking your location in case of emergency.
*Bruce Wayne: I’m in the Batcave.
*Martian Manhunter: Sounds like an emergency-
*Alfred Pennyworth: Your remote scanning upgrade is now implemented as requested, sir. The location of this new EMERGENCY is marked on your map, sir. Perhaps you'll indulge me by selecting The Beacon?
*Vicki Vale: Reports are coming in of "strange blue glows" spotted tonight around Arkham Asylum. Is this evidence yet another mass breakout from the facility? Or one of the Warden's infamous parties is full swing? Either way, the sounds of breaking glass and screaming are sure to follow, as we go live to Gotham's *favorite* waterlogged penitentiary... 
*Catwoman: (Laughs)
*Batman: We can head her off in the maze.
*Poison Ivy: (Grunts)
*Bane: (Screams)
*Vicki Vale: Confirmation tonight that the inmates of Arkham Asylum are on the rampage once again. And this reporter has to ask: is it *really* such a great idea to house all these super-villains together in one place? Hey, at least the Mayor's plan to let them loose in some vast walled-off area in the heart of the city got put on hold. Now that would *never* have ended well... 
*Commissioner Gordon: All the prisoners are accounted for, except... the Joker.
*Robin: He must have been the first one to break out. Smuggled in some kind of explosive. 
*Batman: No, I don’t think so.
*Scarecrow: Sorry, but this area is for rioting inmates only. I'm afraid I'll ask you to DIE. FRIHT makes right. 
*Batman: Bat Computer, remote tie in.
*Bat Computer: Bat Computer remote tie in activate.
*Batman: Identify residual radiation.
*Bat Computer: Radiation consistent with energy signature of U.S. Defense Department project JSG-817, currently under development at LexCrop.
*Batman: Well, I think we know who broke Joker out of prison.
*Robin: Lex Luthor?
*Commissioner Gordon: What would an upstanding presidential candidate like Lex Luthor want with the Joker?
*Batman: I've heard that Lex Luthor may not be so upstanding... 
*Commissioner Gordon: You might want to somebody. Election Day is tomorrow.
*The Policeman: Sir, there’s been a break-in at Ace Chemicals.
*Batman: Wouldn’t be surprised if that was Joker’s first stop.
*Alfred Pennyworth: I've taken the liberty of activating the Batcomputer Remote Terminals, sir. One moment please, sir. 
*Vicki Vale: It's another crazy night in Gotham, with Arkham escapes flooding through the city. We've got goons in the streets, thugs in the park and Poison Ivy in the Botanic Gardens. Even... er, Killer Moth, who's apparently tearing up the power station. "Killer Moth"? For real? Wow. Killer Moth. Who knew? And some kind of break-in at Ace Chemicals out there people!
*Batman: Just like Arkham.
*Robin: So I can stop carrying this? I mean, now we have other samples…
*Batman: He didn’t just break in here to do this… Promethium... ...xenon, mercury, tantalum and dialum... 
*Robin: Those aren't the chemicals he spilled all over the floor?
*Batman: No. He left the empty bottles down there, and it wasn't any of these. What he stole was to make something else... 
*Robin: So... uh... we're going to leave now, right?
*Batman: Yes... 
*Superman: Hi, guys!
*Robin: Wow!
*Batman: Calm down.
*Robin: Again, wow. That is great. Isn't that great, Batman.?
*Batman: Destroyed all the evidence of the crime scene...
*Alfred Pennyworth: One more thing, sir.
*Superman: So, who blew this up?
*Batman: Long story, we’ve got it covered.
*Superman: Okay, well, just let me know- Uh, Volcano in Mexico. Call me if you need me.
*(Superman flies away)
*Robin: Uh, Batman, maybe he could be of help with this. I mean, he’s had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.
*Batman: We don't need him.
*Robin: Well, it seems like just now we needed him... 
*Batman: We would've been fine jumping off the roof.
*Robin: I think we've would've broken our legs... 
*Batman: We've broken our legs before... 
*Robin: Yeah, but I didn’t like it. I mean, if we just call him…
*Batman: Robin, we can't get through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people who can rely on is ourselves. Bat Computer tie in.
*Bat Computer: Bat Computer remote tie in activate.
*Batman: Access chemical database: What substance can be produced through a combination of the following chemicals: Promethium, xenon, mercury, tantalum and dialum.
*Bat Computer: Accessing… No substance found.
*Batman: What substance can be approximated through the combination of the chemicals?
*Bat Computer: Accessing… Listed chemicals can combine to form an approximation of kryptonite.
*Robin: Kryptonite? We better call Superman…
*Batman: We’re… not… going to call… Superman! Activate tracking system, detect nearby sources of Kryptonite.
*Bat Computer: Affirmative…
*Batman: There it is…
*Vicki Vale: With chaos on the streets and super-villains returning wild, the last thing Gotham's citizens needed tonight was a massive at the Ace Chemicals plant. Unfortunately, that's exactly what we got, with explosions which rocked nearby apartment blocks, *dramatically* lowering residential property pieces in the area. Superman was on hand to deal with the fire - but police remain baffled as to the motive behind what looks like a deliberate act of sabotage.
*Lex Luthor: Joker, how's it coming?
*The Joker: You can't rush something like this. Uhp... Lex, it's a boy! (Laughs) 
*Lex Luthor: I think we’ve got company…
*Joker: Batman... 
*Lex Luthor: Batman!
*Joker: Oh, my goodness, beaten again. No hard feelings? (Laughs)
*Robin: Um... where's your car?
*Vicki Vale: In a special report later tonight, Gotham City News asks: where is The Joker? The most notorious of Arkham's recent escapees, he'll be up to some clownish masterplan with deadly consequences - but what could it be? We'll have an exclusive interview with the Gotham City police officer who says he saw a giant version of Joker's face in the fire at Ace Chemicals and speculating wildly about all the horrible ways the green-haired ghoul might destroy us all. Don't miss it! 
*Bat Computer: Substance is 84% similar to Kryptonite. No harmful affects to natives of Krypton.
*Batman: That doesn't make sense. I had the Batmobile tracking Kryptonite. It wouldn't have picked this up. There must have been Kryptonite in the van... 
*Robin: What is the point of making Kryptonite that wouldn't harm Superman anyway?
*Batman: More importantly, Joker wanted us to know he was making it. It must be some sort of ruse... we'll put it away with the other Kryptonite just to be safe. 
*Robin: Why do we have so much of this stuff?
*Batman: I keep it in case Superman decides to be a bad guy one day.
*Robin: You expect the worst of everybody. 
*Batman: Yup.
*Joker: What happened? We’ve lost the signal!
:Lex Luthor: Don’t worry, it’s directly ahead.
:Bat Computer: Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
:Robin: Someone’s broken into the Batcave?
*Batman: The fake Kryptonite... it was a homing device... we were set up! 
*The Joker: Hello? Anybody home? We're here! And we brought dessert.
*Lex Luthor: (Laughs)
*The Joker: Hey Batman, penny for your thoughts? Oh, are we going upstairs? I'd love to see the rest of the place. 
:Batman: We don’t have a lot of time…
:Joker: Going down?
:Batman: Jump!
*Joker: Uh oh.
*Lex Luthor: Computer, where is the Kryptonite?
*Bat Computer: Kryptonite location is protected by security access codes.
*Lex Luthor: Computer, do you know who I am?
*Bat Computer: Lex Luthor, Presidential Candidate, Owner and Founder of LexCorp Industries...
*Lex Luthor: Very good. ow, I'd like--
*Bat Computer: ...a corporation that serves as a cover for a variety of Luthor's criminal operations...
*Lex Luthor: Okay...
*Bat Computer: ...involving smuggling, robbery, extortion, bribery... 
*Lex Luthor: Yeah, all right, that's enough...
*The Joker: Here, let me do it.
*Bat Computer: Security access verified.
:Lex Luthor: How much do we have time before those pies go off?
:Joker: Oh, like five minutes… Maybe that was five seconds. Run!
:Robin: Maybe we should call for Superman!
:Batman: Go ahead…
:Robin: Hey Superman…!
*Batman: See, you can't rely on anyone... 
*Superman: Hey guys. Sorry it took me a second.
*Lex Luthor: Nice job.
*The Joker: Art is always better if it's bigger. Hey, isn't that Bruce Wayne's Mansion?
*Lex Luthor: Bruce Wayne? I despise that guy... 
:Robin: Hey, Batman, I think I fixed the Whirly-Bat. I’m… I’m gonna work on the Batboat now…
:Superman: Why didn’t you tell me Luthor was involved?
:Batman: I was handling it.
:Superman: Yeah, looks like you had it all control. Look, I’ll hang around, give you a hand. Remember, I can do anything…
:Batman: You know what was in there?
:Superman: What?
*Batman: Kryptonite. That's what they wanted the whole time. It must be the what powers that deconstructing device. I picked up Kryptonite on the Batmobile's scanner. 
:Superman: So now they can neutralize your gadgets and my powers. The question is, why? What are they up to?
:Batman: I don’t know, but we need to get that Kryptonite!
:Robin: We can take this to get there! Introducing the new flying Batboat!
:Superman: You need a hand?
:Robin: No, I’m good.
*Vicki Vale: Thick black smoke is rising from Bruce Wayne's garden, with uncomfirmed reports of "loud bangs", and a "weird" kind of aircraft seen in the nearby sky. Wayne spokesman Alfred Pennyworth says they're "just burning leaves" - but visitors to Wayne Manor are being turned away, and tonight's planned reception in aid of the Gotham City Zoo has been cancelled. With the city in the grip of a crime wave, even the animals can't catch a break. 
*Batman: Not the way I like to travel.
*Superman: Come on, cheer up, sour puss.
*Batman: Not cool.
*Lex Luthor: All right, the sun will be up soon, and the voters will be heading out to vote. Let's shut it down. Okay, did not need to turn off all the lights.
*Vicki Vale: There's frustration tonight at the ongoing mayhem in our streets. Notorious bad guys like The Riddler and The Joker are still at large, with the Gotham City Police Department helpless. Presidential candidate Lex Luthor is due in town tomorrow, when he'll hold a really at City Hall. What message will he have for the hard-pressed people of Gotham? Will the city still be standing?
*Superman: Oh after you. We're here to see Lex Luthor.
*Receptionist: And you are...?
*Batman: Seriously?
*Receptionist: Seriosuly.
*Superman: I'm Superman, he's Batman.
*Receptionist: Are those last names?
*Batman: Even the receptionist is evil...
*Superman: Just one name each.
*Batman: Like Madonna.
*Receptionist: (Sees on the clipboard) Oh, I see you're down here. Mr. Luthor is expecting you. First elevator.
*Evil Receptionist: Mr. Luthor is expecting you. 
*Superman: What's that song? Sounds familiar...
*Batman: I don't listen to music.
*Janitor: Either you guys know the score of the game?
*Batman: I don't follow sports.
*Superman: 7-3, St. Louis.
*Janitor: Shouldn't have asked. Nice costumes. 
*Batman: Hmm...
*Superman: Lex?
*Lex Luthor: Right here. You feel okay, Superman? I hope you voted before you got here, because you might not be leaving. 
*Superman: You diseased maniac. No one is going to elect you President.
*Lex Luthor: Oh, yes they will. Once we've flown over the country dispensing my friend Joker's gas, I'll win in a landslide. Since I was deprived of the man of the year award in Gotham City, we're starting at their city hall. Sorry you won't be there. When I'm president, I'll build a statue of you. 
*Batman: You're not going to build him a statue.
*Lex Luthor: No, I'm not. But you won't be there to call me on it.
*The Joker: Wait a second. What are you going to do to the dynamic dumb-dumb?
*Lex Luthor: Joker, I have an election to win.
*The Joker: But who will play with if he's dead?
*Lex Luthor: Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman, Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman...
*The Joker: (Sighs) Won't be the same... Wow. Did not expect that. 
*Lex Luthor: Let's go get out the vote.
*The Joker: All right... 
*Lex Luthor: What the-- Joker, do you know how expensive that was?
*The Joker: I have no idea what it cost, no.
*Superman: Nice plan.
*Batman: Now we know what they’re up to. We have to stop them.
*Superman: You think?
*Vicki Vale: In its hour of need, Gotham looks to Batman. As super-villains run amok, it's time for our very own super-hero to save the day. And yet the Caped Crusader is nowhere to be seen. Batman, if you're listening, this is a bad time for a vacation! Gotham City needs you. We've got creeps on every corner. Clayface... Two-Face... All these dudes with weird faces. They're out, and they're causing trouble, and WE NEED YOU to stop them. C'mon, get back here!
*Lex Luthor: I thought I took care of him! 
*The Joker: If I had a dollar for every time I've said that... 
*Lex Luthor: Keep flying. I’ll deal with this.
*The Joker: Uh, Lex, we're losing altitude...
*Batman: You all right?
*Superman: Yeah, but being that close to the Kryptonite weakened me. I don't think I can fly yet. 
*Batman: I guess we can get there some other way... 
*Vicki Vale: The streets may see the with criminals; Arkham's most dangerous inmates may have taken residence in our cherished landmarks; but it's "business as usual" for many citizens. Demonstrating the resilience and "can do" attitude which as seen Gotham City safely through similar crisis in the past; computers have abandoned their cars and headed for the Metro system - reliable refuge from... What? I'm sorry, we're just getting news of a big explosion at the mid-town Metro station. Citizens are advised to make alternative travel arrangements. 
*Superman: Sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
*Vicki Vale: There are confused reports tonight of disruption on the city's Metro lines. The Mayor's office has released a brief statement, citing "technical difficulties, including issues relating to the rampage of a giant robot." Shocked commuters have sighted both Batman and Superman, and all the Metro lines remain shut it this time. Meanwhile, citizens gather at City Hall for the Lex Luthor rally, full of questions for the Presidential candidate. But he will have the answers? 
*Lex Luthor: Fellow citizens. Thank you for joining me today. Voting is a serious business. So before you choose your next President, I want you all to take a deep breath. ...a really deep breath. What do you think of your presidential candidate? 
*Crowd: We love him! We'll do anything he says!/We want him as President!/Let's go vote for him!
*Lex Luthor: Make sure they'll all had enough, ten we'll move on to the next campaign stop.
*Batman: They're going to take off...
*Superman: I've got some of my strength back... 
*Batman: The Kryptonite... 
*Superman: I'll slow them down, Batman. It'll be up to you to stop them... 
*The Joker: This time, Lex, I'm going to pull Batman apart. Literally. (Laughs) Huh?
*Batman: Robin... Great job. What?
*Robin: I... think I'm going to cry.
*Batman: Get going... 
*Vicki Vale: Lex Luthor's Presidential ambitions received a major setback today as a bizarre vote-rigging masterplan was uncovered, thanks to the intervention of Batman and Superman. It seems that the secretive billionaire intended to secure his votes using mind-altering gas dispensed from a giant robot - strategy which was specifically outlawed by local ordinance, following last years *disastrious* mayoral campaign. More on this story later...
*Batman: Take a left up here...
*Robin: Er... okay. We're not losing them.
*Batman: I'm not trying to...
*Superman: Errrgh… Where have you been?
*Batman: Getting some help. Look.
*The Joker: Well, Batman, any last words?
*Batman: Yeah. Look, you're on TV.
*The Joker: Oh, it's beautiful.
*Lex Luthor: It's also visible from space, you idiot!
*Martian Manhunter: Calling all Justice Leaguers… (Calls Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern and Cyborg) Calling all Justice Leaguers… Calling all Justice Leaguers… Calling all Justice Leaguers… Calling all Justice Leaguers…
*Joker: What do you want to do?
*Lex Luthor: Well... I do despise Bruce Wayne. 
*Vicki Vale: Further details are emerging of Lex Luthor's attempted election fraud, with confirmation that the mind-controlling gas used at his rallies was supplied and distributed by none other than... The Joker. Gotham police deny that the giant white face, green hair and broad grin of Luthor's robot accomplice should have alerted them sooner to the Joker's involvement, claiming that exposure to the mind-control gas made them inattentive and forgetful. Yeah, that was the gas. Definitely the gas. 
*Superman: Thanks…
*Wonder Woman: Don’t let go yet…
*Superman: I wasn’t going to…
*(Green Lantern arrives)
*Green Lantern: Why is a giant robot climbing up Wayne Tower?
*(Cyborg arrives)
*Cyborg: Giant robot! Let’s get it!
*Batman: Follow me. I, uh, know my way around this place.
*Robin: Ulp!
*The Joker: Come and get me.
*Green Lantern: Come on!
*(The Flash arrives)
*Vicki Vale: In a specially-extended bulletin tonight: Chaos on the streets of Gotham! Green Lantern, The Flash and Cyborg battle Joker on a giant robot while falling from the top of Wayne Tower! Superman and Wonder Woman struggle to support the collapsing building! Batman and Robin battle bad guys high above the city! Lex Luthor's Presidential bid dismissed! Bur first, the weather. Rainy.
*(The Flash arrives)
*(Superman and Wonder Woman arrives)
*The Joker: You're always ruining my fun!
*Lex Luthor: Is that all you've got?
*Martian Manhunter: Weapons online...
*The Joker: Well, that was fun.
*Commissioner Gordon: Great work, Batman.
*Batman: I have to admit, I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends.
*Superman: "A little"?
*Commissioner Gordon: Well, Bruce Wayne said when he was given the man of the year award, that everybody needs help now and again. 
*Batman: Well, he is a wise man.
*Cyborg: So, Bats, you need a little help rebuilding the Batcave?
*Batman: No, Robin and I-
*Robin: Yes, we’d like some help. Say it with me.
*Batman: Okay, we probably could use some.
*Superman: Are you asking me? Are you asking me to help you rebuild the Batcave?
*Batman: Well, no I was asking Green Lantern.
*Green Lantern: I don't think this is your color.
*All: (Laughs)
*Brainiac: I have located it…
*Vicki Vale: The great Gotham clean-up continues. Batman, Robin and other super-heroes have been working alongside the Gotham City Police Department following the defeat of Lex Luthor and The Joker - and many Arkham's most dangerous escapees are now back where they belong. With luck, everything will back to normal soon... just in time for the *next* catastrophe. And you'll see it here first, on Gotham City News. 
*Captain Boomerang: You'll try to get rid of me, I’ll come right back.
*Harley Quinn: You want to play? Okay, let's play.
*Poison Ivy: It's time to go green!
*Clayface: My mom told me I could be anything I wanted. Anything!
*Scarecrow: You know what I always say? FRIGHT makes right.
*Mad Hatter: Mad? Me? Oh, very well then.
*Ra's al Ghul: If you make yourself more than just a man, you become... a super-man! No, that's not right... A legend! Yes. A legend.
*The Riddler: Riddle me this, Batman. Why won't you LEAVE ME ALONE?
*Killer Croc: Croc hungry!
*Bane: Whatever you build, I will break.
*Killer Moth: The light... the light...
*The Penguin: Waaugh!
*Two-Face: This city needs a strong, decisive leader... Or maybe not.
*Mister Freeze: It's it just me, or is it really cold in here?
*Catwoman: (Laughs)
*Man-Bat: (Screeches)
*Hush: Hey, you want to know a secret...?
*General Zod: Zod, is your master now.
*Sinestro: So, THIS is "Earth". Ugh! However can you ever stand it?
*Brianiac: Soon, all worlds will be mine! 
*The Joker: Ooh, you're so strong. Let me shake you by the hand.
*Lex Luthor: You think you can stop me? I'm LEX LUTHOR!
* Sinestro: Show yourselves! Who summons the master of the Yellow Lantern Corps?
* Star Sapphire: I know fear is your ring's thing, but love... will conquer all.
* Sinestro: Love will not stop the monster that is FEAR!
* Star Sapphire: I love disappointing you, Sinestro.
* Atrocitus: RAUGH! Feel my unbound FURY!
* Star Sapphire: You're always so angry, Atrocitus. Saint Walker, help me!
* Saint Walker: Um, my ring's power is the power of hope, but it can only really help a Green Lantern!
* Star Sapphire: Oh, I love Hal, is he coming?
* Sinestro: We now have you outmatched. Tell us why you brought us here.
* Larfleeze: For stuff, that’s why I’m here. Indigo-1, get this thing off me!
* Indigo-1: I understand and sympathize, Larfleeze, but we did not bring you out here.
* Sinestro: Wait a minute, if none of us are responsible for bringing us out here, then who is?
* Brainiac: That… would be me…
* Robin: You sure Killer Croc went this way, Batman?
*Batman: He broke off into the City Records office just back that way. And then he had lunch here...
*Robin: Are you sure its a good idea follow Killer Croc into a sewer?
*Batman: We've got to find out what he's up to, let's go.
*Bat-Mite: Hey, Batman! It's me, Bat-Mite! Your number one fan in the whole universe! I've decided to tag along and help you out. Oh, this is gonna be SO GREAT!
*Robin: Nice! Time to clean this place up a little... Hey, you did it!
*Batman: You sound surprised... Your suit should protect against the toxic slime, Robin.
*Robin: Fine but you're paying for my dry cleaning... Hey! This place is still damaged from the last time we fought the Joker!
*Batman: There was a lot of senseless destruction that day...
*Robin: Well, I... guess a little more destruction won't hurt.
*Batman: Let's just get going... Careful, Robin. Those hatches look a little slippery...
*Robin: Ha! I got this one!... Mmmmmaybe with a little help! I'm wondering if maybe we should start going after the criminals who live in the Good neighborhoods? Aah!
*Batman: Robin, look, I know you're scared but we have a job to do.
*Robin: Hey! Who said anything about being scared? That doesn't freak you out?
*Batman: Bats and rats aren't so different. 
*Robin: You're not actually a bat... 
*Batman: You'll come to learn emotions are a weakness, crime-fighters can't afford to give in to them.
*Robin: Look just because I get scared - doesn't mean I can't fight crime.
*Killer Croc: Grrr! Looking for me?
*Robin: Uh... Is it just me or does Killer Croc seem a little bigger than before?
*Batman: The bigger they are, the harder they fall...
*Robin: Thanks... Yeah, that old cliche makes me feel so much better.
*Killer Croc: Grr... Bat-loser and Bird-brain again?! You won't catch me!
*Batman: We'll see about that, Killer Croc. It's time to face justice!
*Robin: Yeah! Wh-what he said!
*Killer Croc: Ha! Good thing I have friends in low places... GET' EM!
*Batman: Robin, we need something to take him out. Let's look around.
*Robin: Something to catch a giant crocodile? Aw, crikey...
*Killer Croc: Come 'ere, ya little rodent! I'm gonna smash you really real good! 
*Batman: That should do it. We need to hit him when he's vulnerable!
*Robin: We've got you now!
*Batman: Robin, no!
*Robin: Well, at least I wasn't scared.
*Batman: No, you were proud of yourself, which is ALSO an emotion!
*Robin: I learn so much in this job...
*Killer Croc: I got the sewer maps.
*Joker: Batlame and Slobbin were here, and I didn't get to say hello!
*Killer Croc: I thought we were on a tight schedule, Joker.
*Joker: Hey, I got us all out of Arkham Asylum! Can you blame a guy for wanting to enjoy the moment, stop and smell the roses? (Coughs)
*Cheetah: Something down here stinks...
*Solomon Grundy: Me not stink!
*Firefly: I think she was talking about the sewer, Grundy.
*Sinestro: Whoever you are, be afraid! Be VERY afraid!
*Brainiac: I am Brainiac, and I have need of your Power Rings!
*Star Sapphire: Darling, we'd love to help, but it's not going to happen!
*Saint Walker: We must all work together! Hopefully, Green Lantern will show up so I can use my ring.
*Brainiac: It is useless to resist Brainiac! Bwahaha!... Satisfactory! Now, to the planet Earth, for the one color left to acquire...
*Green Lantern: So, Cyborg, this Sideways Teleport thing is safe?
*Cyborg: Totes! It'll take you to the Watchtower in the blink of the eye? Why? You scared?
*Green Lantern: No! But I could just use my ring, and fly up to the Watchtower?
*Cyborg: You don't get in, I'm going to tell everyone Green Lantern is yellow.
*(Green Lantern got in to the Sidesway Teleporter and head to the Watchtower)
*(At Watchtower)
*Martian Manhunter: Welcome, Green Lantern of sector 2814. Did you ave a nice trip?
*Green Lantern: Oh, yeah... sure... Martian Manhunter. No problem! Although, I prefer to fly.
*(At Batcave)
*Batman: The record Croc stole was a map of the sewers.
*Robin: Why would he steal that?
*Alfred: Master Bruce, would you care something to eat?
*Batman: Thanks, Alfred, if you could bring it down here, that would be great.
*Alfred: Master Bruce, there's a whole mansion of rooms upstairs to eat in comfortably.
*Batman: Down here would be great, thanks.
*Robin: Wow! A UFO is approaching Earth!
*Batman: On second thought, Alfred, we'll eat in the observatory. Hmm. Some kind of spaceship. It's composition suggests it came from outside the solar system.
*Robin: Maybe we should contact Martian Manhunter to check it out from the Watchtower?
*Batman: Yeah, go contact him on the Justice League communicator.
*Robin: Oh... Okay... Sure! We're doing my idea!
*Alfred: How wonderful!
*Robin: Hey! You change your mind about doing my idea?
*Alfred: But, sir, your dinner! But it's your favorite! And I cut the crusts off!
*Robin: I don't think he's mad about the food!
*Alfred: Master Bruce! I say, whatever's come over him?
*Robin: I dunno, Alfred... Watch out!
*Alfred: My word! He'll destroy the entire Bat-cave!
*Robin: Not if we stop him first, Alfred. Let's see if we can get his attention... It's no being stuck down here. Maybe we can get closer to him somehow... Wooaahh!!!
*Alfred: Not to worry, Sir. I'll get ast those flames...
*Robin: Aw, man! Not agaaaaaiin!!! Whoah... That's not good...
*Alfred: Oh dear! He's disappeared into that cave...
*Robin: We can't follow him in the dark... It's too dangerous. Bat Computer! Emergency defense protocol code SJB99.
*Bat Computer: Protocol verified. Non-lethal neutralization of intruder. Identify threat.
*Robin: Batman? You won't hurt him, right?
*Bat Computer: Affirmative, stun missiles only. Targeting computer locked. Initiating defense procedure.
*Robin: Bat Computer, disable the Batmobile. Urgh! Darn! Too late.
*Alfred: I see he is still familiar with the Batmobile defense systems...
*Robin: I just hope he remembers who he is... We've got to stop him... With or without Batman, Gotham City will always have me. 
*Alfred: The Bat-Boat, Sir? This is no time to go fishing!
*Robin: It's go weapons too, Alfred. This should disable the Batmobile... Urgh... So much for that idea.
*Alfred: He's getting away, sir!
*Robin: Okay, I think this will work better than the Bat-boat... I think we're running out of Bat-vehicles...
*Alfred: We must get to the Batwing controls, sir. It's our only chance!
*Robin: Well, there goes our only chance...
*Alfred: The backup computer, sir...
*Robin: Oh, right! Backup computer... One Batwing coming right up!
*Alfred: We should get inside the Batwing before Master Bruce decides to destroy it...
*Bat Computer: Danger! Batmobile armor breached!
*Batman: Argh!
*Alfred: Oh... My... Goodness... 
*Robin: I didn't know he could even do that! I've never seen Bruce act this way... Gotta be something messing with his mind!
*Alfred: I do hope Master Bruce isn't upset because I used the Batmobile for grocery shopping...
*Robin: Now's our chance!
*Alfred: We have to be sure this is going to work, for Master Bruce's sake... We must strike now, Sir!
*Robin: C'mon, Batman! Snap out of it! I never thought it would come to this...
*Alfred: Master Bruce, please! Your dinner is getting cold!
*Robin: This is turning into a really weird day... Batman, wait! It's me! Robin! You know, Tim Drake! We're a team, remember! We're supposed to fight the bad guys. Please? I'm your friend!
*Batman: Sorry.
*Robin: Bat Computer! Cancel defense protocol!
*Bat Computer: Protocol cancelled.
*Batman: But just so we're clear, I'm Batman. I don't need friends.
*Robin: You sure? I mean how else did I get through to you if it wasn't for your emotions? 
*Batman: Emotions had nothing to do with it. One of the panels in the Batmobile shorted out. The electrical charge must have counteracted the mind control.
*Robin: I'm pretty sure it was my speech...
*Alfred: It was a good speech, Sir.
*Batman: The question is, who was trying to control my mind, and why?
*Guy: Hey! 
*Hawkman: No, pictures, please! Hmmmm... Ahhhh!
*Killer Croc: We're in!
*(Cheetah, Firefly and The Joker arrives)
*Killer Croc: Sorry about that! Mr. Luthor...
*Lex Luthor: Don't worry, Croc, that strength of yours will come in handy we're on the Watchtower. With the power of its brairy fusion cannon, I can hold the world to ransom and demand to be made President! 
*The Joker: But Lex baby, being President is so last year...
*Soloman Grundy: Grundy stuck! 
*(At Watchtower)
*Martian Manhunter: Thanks for the heads up Caped Crusader, our sensor was malfunctioning. Scanning the object now.
*Batman: (On Screen) Be careful. It fired some kind of mind control beam...
*Robin: (On Screen) Yeah, and it was only my speech that broke the power of the brainwashing...
*Batman: (On Screen) It wasn't your speech...
*The Joker: I like to pull legs, not arms!
*Firefly: You gotta go on a diet, Grundy!
*Killer Croc: Grrr! I got no leverage!
*Cheetah: Ugh! Terrific! Now I stink! 
*Soloman Grundy: She WAS talking about me! 
*Lex Luthor: Alright, alright. We have to hurry in case the real Hawkman shows up.
*The Joker: Oh, we take care of that...
*(We see Hawkman got tied in a cage under the sewer)
*Lex Luthor: Hahaha. Good thinking, Joker.
*Firefly: You ever been to outer space, Grundy?
*Solomon Grundy: Of course! What's outer space?
*(At Watchtower)
*Martian Manhunter: The object does come from outside the solar system. Your computations were correct, Caped Crusader.
*Batman: (On Screen) I know.
*Martian Manhunter: Caped Crusader?
*Green Lantern: The comm link to Earth has failed!
*Martian Manhunter: Hmm. It seems the fault lies somewhere, we cannot fix it from here. Green Lantern, I will require your assistance.
*Computer: Warning. Unauthorized use of the Slideways Teleport.
*Martian Manhunter: We may need some assistance.
*(Martian Manhunter calls Cyborg, Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman and Robin)
*Martian Manhunter: Calling all Justice League members! Calling all Justice League members! Mayday, we have a code red security breach on the Watchtower...
*(Back with Cyborg)
*Cyborg: Looking good!
*Martian Manhunter: Calling all Justice League members! Mayday. Mayday. Calling all Justice League members!
*(Flash runs fast and cleans the whole room up)
*(At Fancy Restaurant)
*Waiter: Desert?
*Martian Manhunter: Mayday. Mayday. Calling all Justice League members!
*Superman: No, we'll take the check please...
*Wonder Woman: We never get a break.
*(At Batcave)
*Martian Manhunter: Calling all Justice League members! Mayday.
*Robin: Oh, wow. That's lot of bad guys.
*Martian Manhunter: We have a security breach, Caped Crusadar.
*Batman: Saves time if you just call me Batman. We'll come help...
*Martian Manhunter: Security protocol indicates I shut down the teleport to block their escape.
*Batman: Yeah, I know, we'll get another ride.
*Alfred: I'm afraid the bat-rocket isn't quite ready for take-off, sir.
*Robin: Why does this always happen in a hurry?
*Batman: We'll need to fix up the rocket if we're going to save the others. There must be a way to get rid of that glass safely...
*Robin: Breaking glass? Isn't that bad luck?
*Batman: You're thinking of mirrors?
*Robin: Mirrors are MADE of glass.
*Batman: This Sonar Disruptor will destroy that glass.
*Alfred: I did just finish cleaning that glass, sir...
*Batman: Bad news, the rocket's out of fuel.
*Robin: What? But how are we get this thing to the gas station?
*Batman: Robin, we have fuel, we just need to hook it up to the rocket.
*Robin: Oh! I knew that...
*Batman: Almost done! Just need to attach the top of the rocket...
*Robin: But how are we gonna get up there?
*Batman: I can use the jet pack to reach it. My space suit should be around here somewhere.
*Robin: Hey! This thing is pretty cool. So what am I doing again?
*Batman: Use the Rover to look for my space suit.
*Robin: That's kinda weird. Why would your space suit be in here?
*Batman: I ran out of closet space, okay?
*Robin: So why the space suit? I thought Batman could breathe in space?
*Batman: What? Never mind, I can use the jet pack now. Good thing my laser can cut a shape out of that gold panel.
*Robin: A bat symbol. Real original...
*Batman: Well when you're the one with the laser, you can decide when shape to cut. We need the security access code. We'll have to override the batcomputer.
*Robin: Alright! We did it!
*Batman: Let's get moving.
*Alfred: Don't be careful, sirs.
*Batman: Don't worry, Alfred, we will be.
*Robin: And we'll bring you back some nice space rocks to polish!
*Alfred: Whoopee.
*(Robin and Batman got on the Batrocket)
*Robin: The clock is running, we have lift off.
*(At Watchtower)
*Martian Manhuunter: Green Lantern of sector 2814, I can hold the intruders until the assistance arrives. The matter of the alien object can not wait, find out as much as you can and report back.
*Green Lantern: Please call me Hal.
*The Joker: Hello, Martian Manhunter...
*Martian Manhunter: Surrender now...
*The Joker: Okay, but first, I just want to make sure you know everybody. This is Firefly. We brought him along because we know you love a good fire.
*Martian Manhunter: But fire is in fact my one weakness... Oh... 
*Lex Luthor: Hmm. It might help if you stopped playing games... ...and helped me get control of the main computer...
*The Joker: But, I like games! Here...
*Lex Luthor: Ahhhh....!
*Computer: Access granted.
*The Joker: All your hair is standing on end. Which I guess is just your eyebrows. (Growls)
*Computer: Perimeter alert. Vehicle approaching...
*(At Space)
*Robin: Lower stage jettisoned.
*Batman: Deploy solar panel arrays.
*Cheetah: It must take a lot of effort to make sure everything he drives or files look like a bat.
*Lex Luthor: Joker! Stop him before he gets here.
*The Joker: I'm going to take him down, old school.
*Robin: Hacking the Watchtower's weapon systems? Now, that is just so... rude!
*Batman: Careful, Robin, take evasive action.
*The Joker: Testing. testing! One-two! One-two! Can you hear me, Batsy?
*Robin: Oh, great! In-flight entertainment!
*The Joker: Ooh! I do like your little spaceships! Let's have some fun!
*Batman: Hang on, Robin! Watch out for any incoming fire!
*The Joker: I've got some friends with me today, Batman! Say hello, Grundy!
*Soloman Grundy: Hello Grundy! 
*The Joker: Ah! The old ones are the best! 
*Robin: I don't know what's worse? These things attacking us or Joker's annoying voice! 
*The Joker: Oh! You're doing well! A little too well! Let's make more interesting...
*Martian Manhunter: Caped Crusader, you must retreat! The Joker is-
*The Joker: Oh, I'm sorry, we're not taking any more callers on Joker Radio today. Do try again tomorrow. HAHAHA! Time to think outside the box. Or should that be a jack-in-the-box? HAHAHA! 
*Robin: What the heck is that thing?
*Batman: Where does he get these giant... uh... space toys? Robin, we need to look for a weak spot.
*The Joker: Oh dear! TYhat's what I call a real spring break...HAHAHA! Uh oh, I guess I need to use one of my bonus super bombs... 
*Robin: I got this one...
*Batman: No, Robin-
*Robin: Uh oh... I am really tired of getting shot at... 
*The Joker: Bye bye boy blunder.
*Robin: Thanks. You got any other tricks left?
*Batman: No.
*(Superman arrives)
*Batman: You sure took your time.
*Superman: Sorry. The waiter took a while to bring the check. I'll get Robin onto the jet, see if you can find a way in.
*Wonder Woman: We're going to need a bigger jet.
*Cyborg: Hey, Batman. So what's the deal with Joker and his goon platoon?
*Batman: Not sure yet, Cyborg, we need to get down there quick. It's raining missiles out here.
*Flash: No sweat guys, I know a shortcut.
*Batman: Hmm. We've gotta get past. Anyone bring a magnet?
*Cyborg: I might be able to upgrade my suit if we have a look around. Booya! A magnetic suit for my magnetic personality.
*Batman: I won't be able to place any bombs while I'm stuck in this suit.
*Cyborg: Don't worry, bat-buddy, Cyborg's got you covered. Aw, yeah! This is gonna be fun! 
*Flash: Stand back! I'll have this thing built in a... go on Cyborg, you finish it.
*Cyborg: A flash! A flash! He's gonna have it done in a flash!
*Batman: Good grief. How did I get stuck with you guys?
*The Joker: Out of missiles? This thing must be broken.
*Cyborg: Haha! Phew! We made it. I wasn't worried, not even a little bit.
*Flash: Told you it's work.
*Batman: Alright, we're not done yet. Let's open this hangar door.
*Cyborg: Ah yeah! We got fuel, and that's what's cool. We got fuel! Oh yeah! Yeah! We are awesome! No, we're super awesome! No actually we're mega, ultra, incredi-
*Batman: Please... stop doing that.
*Bat-Mite: You have summoned the Dark Mite! I'm Bat-Mite! Oh! I almost scared myself on that one! 
*Flash: That's more like it. Time for a little light cardio.
*Batman: Good work, Flash.
*The Joker: Oh! Goody, goody! More play mates!
*(The Flash arrives)
*Robin: How do you remember where you're parked? Cool!
*Superman: You weren't very gentle getting us in!
*Batman: I wasn't THAT rough. You guys get to the control room. Me and Superman will fix those doors.
*Cyborg: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na... Cy-borg!!!
*Lex Luthor: They're going to be here any second! Firefly, heat them up! 
*Cheetah: I despise you, Wonder Woman!
*Wonder Woman: Now, come on, do we have to get personal? 
*Firefly: How would you like a hot foot? 
*The Flash: No thanks!
*Firefly: Had enough yet? I'm just getting WARMED UP! Hahahaha!!! Time for you to go down in a BLAZE of glory! Hahaha!!! 
*The Flash: It's worse than we thought... He's using fire-based puns! 
*Wonder Woman: Will you be serious? We need to take this guy out!
*The Flash: Don't you mean 'put' this guy out? Aw, man... Now I'M doing it!
*Firefly: Woah! You've got me all fired up! We're getting along like a Watchtower on fire! Hahahaha!!!! 
*Wonder Woman: There has to be something around here we can use to defeat Firefly...
*The Flash: We need to start fighting fire with... uh... uh... water, I guess! You can run but you can't run faster! 
*Firefly: My precious flames! You've ruined them! I'll get you for this! I shall not be extinguished so easily! It can't be! No! I don't understand what's going on here... Gah! No! Stop it! It's not my bath-night!! Aaaaarrgghhh!!!... 
*Flash: Too bad! I think he was warming to you.
*Wonder Woman: Seriously? Are you proud of what you just said?
*Flash: Not really...
*Wonder Woman: Maybe we can use the water cannon to get past this flamming wreckage...
*Cheetah: You again? Don't you know this kitty has claws?!
*Wonder Woman: Cheetah, I implore you... Abandon your evil ways and join with me in sisterhood...
*Cheetah: Sorry but I already have new friends and they like being bad... You're not going anywhere! 
*Wonder Woman: Flash! Get her off me!
*The Flash: Help! This cat isn't playing nice! Bad kitty! Oh, great!... How do we get her down now?
*Wonder Woman: I might be able to deflect that laser beam towards her with my bracelets...
*The Flash: ...sure beats a bowl of milk and a really long broom!
*Cheetah: I'll make you pay for that!
*Firefly: Ah, ah, hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Is what I am! I am hot! 
*Wonder Woman: My lasso will force you to tell the truth. How do you really hate me?
*Cheetah: No! I really wish we were friends.
*Wonder Woman: There, see?
*Cheetah: But I think I look better in my costume than you do in yours. And I don't think Superman likes you as much as you like him. 
*Wonder Woman: Okay, that's enough.
*(With Soloman Grundy and Killer Croc)
*(Robin and Cyborg arrives)
*Robin: You know, I was chasing Killer Croc through the sewer.
*Cyborg: Why didn't you catch him?
*Robin: Well, he caught me off guard. But I'm ready this time!
*(Killer Croc arrives)
*Killer Croc: Grrrrrr!
*Robin: Ahhh! Every time!
*(Soloman Grundy arrives)
*Robin: I guess we'll have to take the stairs then...
*Cyborg: Robin, what space-ship have you ever seen that has stairs?
*Robin: ...Good point. We need to override the elevator controls! Quick!
*Cyborg: Something tells me this vent will be rather uplifting.
*Robin: Yeah and the air pressure should lift us upwards... too... wait, I get it now!
*Cyborg: Nice... Now I can use my jet pack to reach the controls!
*Robin: Batman took my jetpack away after he caught me pretending to be Superman once... 
*Cyborg: Aw, man! My circuitry isn't compatible with this access port...
*Robin: But my Robin-drone should be! Prepare to be jealous! Yes! Yes! Yes! It worked!
*Cyborg: Cool! From Bird Boy, right? Let's get after those creeps!
*Killer Croc: (Off-Screen) Someone's coming, Grundy! Let's hide and get the jump on these losers...
*Soloman Grundy: (off-screen) Grundy good at hiding!
*Robin: Sounds like they're planning a welcome committee for us...
*Cyborg: Ha! Talk about your spoilers! Let's crash this surprise party!
*Robin: Isn't this the part of the surprise party where they turn the lights on?
*Cyborg: Either it's a localized power outrage or they REALLY like building suspense... How's that Illumination Suit of yours, Robin? It might be what we need to light the way. Night-vision is offline, I'm gonna need some light to see what we're doing!
*Robin: Even the Batcave is brighter than this place! Better switch to my Illumination Suit... Yikes! He's too big for me to fight! Cyborg! Help!
*Cyborg: My suit's Extra large mode should even the odds a little!
*Soloman Grundy: Awww... You find Grundy? GRUNDY MAAAAAD!!!! Grundy not feel so good... 
*Cyborg: Boo-ya! Now to find Croc...
*Robin: He must be here somewhere... I can smell him...
*Killer Croc: Ow! That hurt my ears, you little...
*Robin: What ears? Go get him, Cyborg! Uh, Cyborg! Little help? 
*(With Lex Luthor and The Joker)
*(Superman and Batman arrives)
*Superman: What's your game, Luthor?
*The Joker: He thought of he controlled the Watchtower, Earth would have to give into his demands to be president.
*Lex Luthor: Shut up, Joker.
*Batman: Of course! The binary fusion cannon... 
*The Joker: Yeah... The bouncing fusion thingy. (Laughs) 
*Batman: Enough, Joker.
*The Joker: Oh, but Batsy, I'm just getting started! Hahahaha! Welcome to the Joker's supreme show, Batsy. I'm glad you brought a super-friend along! Oh don't be such a spoiled bat! Let's see who's behind door Number 1! Hahahahaha!!!! Is this the end of our heroes? Tune in same Joker-time; same Joker Channel! Hahaha! 
*Superman: Quite a showman, this 'Joker' arch villains of yours...
*Batman: You wanna trade?
*Superman: Nah, I'm good.
*The Joker: Those drones were only rusted metal, Batman! Time for Door Number 2! How delicious it is! Batman AND Superman taken down by the Clown Prince of Crime! Those fools don't even deserve identical clothes! Let's bring out our FINAL challenge! 
*Lex Luthor: (Laughs) Like my latest upgrade, Superman? Now let's see how you handle a fair fight! You're not going to escape this time, Superman! I won't rest until the world is rid of menaces like you, Superman! It's been fun, Superman but I'm afraid playtime is over!
*Superman: Hey, I remember that outfit! Electric Suit, right?
*Batman: An electro-conductive discharge suit, actually. It allows me to...
*Superman: Like I said: Electric Suit. An EMP sould shut that suit down. But its no power.
*Batman: I can power the EMP up, but I need the charge from that platform and I can get to it.
*Superman: Leave it to me!
*Lex Luthor: What? No! This can't be happening!
*The Joker: Ow! Ow! 
*Batman: Thanks, I guess.
*Robin: Well, looks like our work here is done.
*Watchtower Computer: Perimeter alert! Object approaching.
*Superman: What is that?
*Martian Manhunter: It is the object I sent Green Lantern of sector 2814 to investigate.
*Brainiac: Greetings, I am Brainiac, an android, and collector of knowledge and civilizations. I have overthrown the rulers of my home planet of Colu
*Flash: And you want to join the Justice League. Well, leave your resume with my assistant Angie, and we'll get back to you if there's an opening.
*Brainiac: I have no wish to join the Justice League!
*Flash: It was worth a shot.
*Brainiac: Although the threat your vessel poses minimal, I cannot allow you to interfere with my plans. 
*Superman: And what are your plans, Brainiac?
*Brainiac: I have travelled the universe, collecting things... Using my shrink ray to miniaturize cities, from every galaxy. 
*The Flash: So you're like an evil space nerd?
*Brainiac: But, collecting cities have lost its fulfillment. I have decided to expand my collection. A city is no longer enough, I want to collect WORLDS! 
*Superman: Oh, no!
*Martian Manhunter: To the weapons lab! It may hold the key to defeating this Brainiac.
*Bat-Mite: Oh! Oh! Me! Me! I know this one! I know this one!
*Robin: Uh, Batman...
*Flash: What the--?
*Robin: Batman, it's that same thing that happened to you!
*Batman: You're right, Robin.
*Robin: Maybe I could break the hold on him, the way I broke it on you!
*Batman: But, Robin...
*Robin: Green Lantern, listen to me. I know we don't know each other very well. We've only met a couole of times...
*Batman: Robin, it wasn't the speech...
*Robin: Ah, no, he's destroyed the plasma cannons! How are we gonna get out of this shield thing?
*Martian Manhunter: I could mind-control that oblivious custodian there if he was closer...
*Cyborg: It worked! He's coming to clean the spill!
*Martian Manhunter: Now is my chance...
*Cyborg: Watch out!
*Flash: Ow!
*Robin: He didn't let me finish!
*Batman: It wasn't... the speech... 
*Brainiac: Excellent! Now join the others. This crystal will focus the almost limitless energy of all the power rings. Lanterns, activate! 
*The Joker: Wow! Wouldn't it be so cool to carry Earth around in your pocket? I've got the whole world, in my pants! I've got the whole wide world, in my pants! 
*Batman and Lex Luthor: Joker, shut up!
*Superman: I've got to stop that beam!
*(Superman flys away)
*The Joker: Pants!
*Lex Luthor: If Superman fails, we're going to need a Plan B.
*Robin: You've always gotta put Superman down!
*Lex Luthor: I'm offering to help, bid-boy. I don't wanna end up President of a marble.
*Batman: Luthor's right. We need to rescue Green Lantern and shut down beam. Martian Manhunter, can you extend the docking tunnel once we get grappler online?
*Martian Manhunter: Yes, I can do that from here. You will have to activate he grappling device to secure us to Brainiac's ship. Splitting up would make you effective.
*Wonder Woman: We need to reach the elevator controls. I hope we can trust you, Cheetah...
*Cheetah: Survival is an animal's greatest instinct so I suppose I'm on your side... for now. 
*Flash: Stop before I make you stop! Whoah! That's not exactly helpful!
*Cheetah: Fools! I'll find something we can use to get past...
*Flash: Check it out! Anybody for sushi?
*Wonder Woman: Later? Yes. Right now? No.
*Flash: Hey look! Batman! BATS! Huh... Guess he didn't hear me.
*Cheetah: It's hopeless! Brainiac's tearing this ship apart!
*Wonder Woman: We're not giving up! There's gotta be a way past... Excuse me, but that's very rude. You could hurt people. Batman, we're at the elevator controls. Preparing to activate.
*Batman: Good work. We're ready to go.
*Joker: I'm not ready!... Okay. Now, I'm ready.
*Wonder Woman: Good luck, guys...
*Batman: Quickly! We're running out of time!
*Joker: Ah, what's the rush?
*Cyborg: I'm so glad we brought him along...
*Batman: Might need a hand here, Cyborg...
*Cyborg: On it!
*Joker: Do you like magnets, Cyborg? I thought you'd find them Attract-ive!
*Cyborg: Don't you have any good jokes?
*The Joker: It was the Batman who made me the happy soul I am! You know, white's more My color, Batsy!
*Batman: Strange. I was expecting some jokes about snow or nice...
*Joker: Nah! That's more Mr. Freeze's thing. You're not sending me to the cooler' yadda, yadda, yadda...
*Cyborg: That's... impressive...
*Robin: Robin to Batman. This security scanner's not letting us through...
*Batman: Stay put for now, Robin. We'll take care of it.
*Joker: Ah, my old Mind Control Flower Suit! I'm touched that you kept it to remember me!
*Cyborg: Actually, we kept it as evidence.
*Batman: It only works on un-focused minds but you found that out the hard way.
*Robin: The grapple guns! We need to aim them at Brainiac's ship!
*Killer Croc: Then what do we waiting for?
*Lex Luthor: Hahaha! This is all too easy. Your security systems are pathetic, Boy Wonder!
*Robin: Now wonder this guy has so much trouble getting people to vote for him... Grapple guns are ready! We just need to target Brainiac's ship...
*Killer Croc: Let's get this over with. I can't stand all this good-guy stuff!
*Martian Manhunter: I've extended the docking tunnel. I will hold it in place until you get safely aboard.
*Plastic Man: Brr... Is it cold in here, or is it just me? I dunno how it got so cold so fast, but this door's completely frozen shut, and so's ol' Plastic Man! I tried transforming into something to bust it open, but I'm as brittle as Alfred when you ask for coffee instead of tea! If you need to get through, then do something about this mysterious FREEZE... Wait a sec! Mr. Freeze! It must be him that's behind this!
*Mr. Freeze: Sorry, but this exit is closed due to EXTREME WEATHER CONDITIONS! Gahahaha! It may bring tears to to your ICE, but there's SNOW way you're defeating me! Gahahaha!
*Plastic Man: The only thing bringing tears to my eyes are those weak jokes...
*Mr. Freeze: Argh! Curses! It seems I may have to put my plans ON ICE for now...
*Plastic Man: That takes care of Frosty! And -- ooh -- I can feel my plastic thawing as we speak! Time to throw some shapes and get this door open!
*Bat-Mite: Yyyyyyeeeeeeess??? 
*Flash: Let's go!
*Batman: Wait, what happened to Robin?
*Killer Croc: Haven't seen'im!
*Batman: Oh, come on!
*Robin: Thanks! Hey, cool helmet! Whose is it?
*Killer Croc: Yesterday's lunch!
*Robin: Look at the size of this place!
*Lex Luthor: How are supposed to find the Control Room in this ridiculous spaceship?
*Flash: Well aren't we the optimist?
*Batman: Hmm... Those levers look like very control the shield.
*Solomon Grundy: Shield down! Grundy go NOW!
*Flash: Okay, settle down...
*Lex Luthor: Another obstacle? It's almost like Brainiac's toying with us...
*Batman: No-one makes a toy out of Batman! Well, maybe a minifigure.
*Flash: I've patched this screen into the security room where Robin is.
*Robin: Hello? Hey, Batman!
*Batman: What's your situation, Robin?
*Robin: I'm in Brainiac's system. You need to go through the door on the right! I'll open it now.
*Batman: That's the LEFT door, Robin!
*Robin: Uh-oh... Sorry, Batman! I'm trying...
*The Flash: This fight'll be over... in a Flash! 
*Robin: There! Got it open just in time!
*Batman: Well, that's one way of looking at it...
*Robin: I hope Batman's okay... He sounded kinda mad.
*Joker: He'll be fine. It's not like Batman's the type to seek revenge or anything...
*Cyborg: I'm detecting a power source behind those doors... Boo-yah! Some more jet pack fuel for Cyborg!
*Joker: I had a jet pack! Until Batman decided to hitch a lift that one time...
*Robin: I guess he wouldn't be called 'Brainiac' if he didn't enjoy a little puzzle-solving...
*Cyborg: Brainiac's got lasers?! That's my thing!
*Wonder Woman: Good going, team! Let's get after Brainiac! You're under my control now! 
*Brainiac: I'm an android, remember? That won't work on me! And I have my own version of mind control! 
*(The Flash, Soloman Grundy Lex Luthor and Batman arrives)
*Robin: Huh? Oh! Must be the helmet.
*Brainiac: What? Ow! For you, the end comes now. My twelfth-level intellect is too much for any of the Earth's heroes! 
*Robin: Guys? GUYS?!! Not again! How is Brianiac mind-controlling them?
*Brainiac: You meaningless fool! Your physical form shall be deleted. Human beings repulse me. You have no absolutely no idea what you're dealing with. That was unforeseen! 
*Superman: Ahhh!
*Robin: Ow! Where'd they go? Is Green Lantern... dead? 
*Wonder Woman: The explosion killed him?
*Batman: We don't know he's dead. 
*The Joker: That'd be a shame! He's so handsome and sweet! 
*Cyborg: I'm really afraid that might happen to us! 
*Soloman Grundy: Come on, guys! We'll make it, no problem!
*Lex Luthor: I hope so.
*Robin: What the heck is going on?
*Cyborg: Oh, no, look! Superman is falling!
*Batman: Ugh. Not again.
*Lex Luthor: Oh no! Poor Superman...
*Robin: Okay, something is definitely wrong with everybody.
*Batman: When they were hit by the lights of the different lanterns, it amplified the ring's dominant emotion. Robin, take command. I've gotta go get Superman.
*Robin: Wait, you wanna leave me in charge?
*Batman: You see anybody else up to the job? If Superman falls into a miniaturized city, there's no telling how many will get hurt. Get this ship on the ground. Wonder Woman, you're with me. Flash, close the gap after me.
*Flash: Only if I can keep this stuff when we're done!
*Batman: Sure... Whatever. Superman's still unconscious! Let's get after him!
*Wonder Woman: How can I let this happen?! Gah! It makes me so... MAD! We're not gonna catch him in time! That's so... ANNOYING!
*Batman: Don't give up, Wonder Woman! We've almost got him!
*Robin: Okay, so you guys heard... I'm in charge. First on the agendas... Uh... Somebody know how to fly this thing?
*The Joker: Oh, I'd love to give it a go!
*Robin: Thanks... Anybody else know how to fly it?
*Cyborg: If I wasn't terrified of catching a virus, I could link up with the ship.
*Robin: You'll be fine! Give it a shot!
*Solomon Grundy: Yes, Boy Blunder is right! We're a team!
*(Back with Hawkman)
*(Hawkman freed himself)
*Hawkman: No bonds can hold a Thanagarian warrior.
*Martian Manhunter: Mayday, Mayda. To all Justice Leaguers: I've lost control of the Watchtower. Heading directly for- ...the Moon. It is relief to see you, Green Lantern of Sector 28... Hal... What happened to you?
*Green Lantern: Long story. The explosion blew me all the way back to Oa. Where is everybody?
*Martian Manhunter: That is also a long story. We need to locate them.
*Aquaman: Hmmm... Maybe I could summon an army of microbes to eat the infection out? No, you're right, that would be gross. Ah, good timing! Poor Black Canary here appears to have lost her voice. I've been telling her, if you're going to do all that screaming, you need to be snacking on an oyster once in a while - the zinc in them is GREAT for fending off colds, you know - but does she listen? Neptune wept... Still, it's not too late to cure what we couldn't prevent! See if you can find an oyster around here, would you? 
*Bat-Mite: Well, well... Look who came back for another hint!
*Aquaman: I'm telling you, Canary, gargling salt water would do the WORLD of good... Trust me; if there's one thing I know, it's the power of SALT WATER.
*Cyborg: But where shall we land? 
*Robin: Uh... Gotham City, I guess?
*Cyborg: Man, what if we hit something?
*Soloman Grundy: You no need to be scared robot-man. Grundy believe in you.
*Lex Luthor: I hope Superman is alright, I'm so worried about him!
*Joker: I'm sure he's fine. That lovely Batman will save him.
*Robin: Never thought I'd say this, but I liked you guys better before.
*Superman: Ugh, what happened?
*Batman: I had to save you, again.
*Superman: You mean after I saved the Earth?
*Batman: Whatever. Let's go.
*Superman: Wait, the Eiffel Tower doesn't look quite right...
*Batman: It's fine, come on.
*Superman: There! That's better!
*Batman: I said, I think we should go.
*Brainiac: You deprived me of your world. Now, I will have to be content with your cities. A trinity of pathetic super-fools! You're only delaying the inevitable! 
*Superman: Hey, delaying the inevitable's our specialty! 
*Batman: Je suis Batman!
*Brainiac: The world's finest heroes are still no match for Brainiac!
*Wonder Woman: Careful. It looks like that shrink ray has a reverse mode... C'mon, Batman! Don't you have a suit that goes underwater or something? Okay, enough with the fashion show! Get in that river and look around, already!
*Superman: Hey, we were in that restaurant earlier...
*Wonder Woman: Let's move it, guys! Brainiac's gonna shrink the city if we don't stop him!
*Brainiac: You still persist? I think you are confusing bravery outright foolishness! Give up! Your efforts are futile. 
*Superman: We've got to stop him!
*Batman: I wasn't planning on giving up, just because he suggested it...
*Guy: Stone the crows! 
*Wonder Woman: Hey, the buses here are bright red!
*Batman: And the taxi cabs are black! I kinda like this place...
*Superman: I'm still faster than the trains here, right? No... Don't do it! The people! 
*Batman: Settle down, Superman. We need to figure out a way to take down Brainiac...
*Brainiac: No-one can stop the mighty Brainiac! NO-ONE!!!! 
*Batman: There! Brainiac's going to shrink the Palace...
*Brainiac: So rich with history... This will make a fine addition to my collection! I am an Android, I can't feel emotions - but I don't like any of you! 
*Superman: Funny, I thought it'd be bigger. 
*Brainiac: Haven't you learned by now?... There IS no stopping me!
*Superman: Then I guess you haven't that we don't give up so easily...
*Brainiac: It is useless to resist! The Earth and its cities will be mine
*Wonder Woman: We can't attack him in this form. There's gotta be another way!
*Batman: If we could redirect that shrink ray back towards him...
*Superman: I think Brainiac deserves a taste of his own medicine...! 
*Batman: Now's our chance. Let's get him!
*Superman: Quickly! We won't have long before he recovers...
*Brainiac: Urgh! You fools!
*Wonder Woman: That showed him! Let's finish this metal monster!
*Brainiac: Such pitiful creatures. You are not worthy of facing Brainiac! Nooo!!!! You dare attack Brainiac?! Argh! How is this possible?! It's already too late! Your planet belongs to me now! I am Brainiac. I am nor programmed to tyour fail! 
*Guy: Mamma mia!
*Brainiac: Computer, identify. This time, I won't let you stop me.
*Batman: Ah, you're back online, good. We need to locate Brainiac, can you help from up there?
*Martian Manhunter: Brainiac is heading for Gotham, Batman.
*Batman: Right...
*The Flash: This one's mine... And this one... Ohh! And this one!
*Robin: Flash! You probably went to put those back. 
*The Flash: Okay. Can I have your belt?
*Lex Luthor: Where are all the poor people?
*Robin: They're probably hiding inside, afraid we're gonna stomp on them.
*The Joker: Oh, I love you guys!
*Robin: Look, it's Brainiac!
*Cyborg: Aargh! It's giant skull!
*Brainiac: I cannot get away from them! ATTACK, MY MINIONS! ATTACK!
*Cyborg: You're, uh, not gonna turn evil on me... Right, Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: Of course not. How could I not help someone who's been filled with so much fear? 
*Cyborg: Uh, okay. In that case help me to stop Brainiac... uh, please? Woah!!! O-okay... That was louder than I thought it was gonna be...
*Lex Luthor: So much debris... I wouldn't want it lying around in MY city. We should clean it up.
*Cyborg: Yeah, we could make something to fight Brainiac... But I'm not sure. Don't listen to me.
*Lex Luthor: We should throw this at Brainiac's ship... but I wouldn't like that if it happened to me!
*Cyborg: We've got to throw it to stop Brainiac... but what if I miss??!! We... we got him! Does... does he look mad at us?
*Lex Luthor: Oh, I do hope he's alright... Let's send him a present to say we're sorry.
*Joker: I do love a good carnival! The games, the rides... They're so much fun!
*The Flash: This fight'll be over... in a Flash!
*The Joker: Wheel meet again! Hahaha! Why do I suddenly love the name 'Ferris'!
*The Flash: I wanted a Ferris Wheel... but I'll build something even better!
*The Joker: Let's give Brainiac a closer look at our lovely roller coaster!
*The Flash: You mean MY roller coaster! Mine, mine, mine!
*The Joker: How lovely! The fairground is saved... at least what's left of it...
*The Flash: How come you got to press the button to stop Brainiac? I wanted to press it!
*Soloman Grundy: Grundy hope this all work out for best.
*Cheetah: Stop being so optimistic, Grundy! You're cramping my bad girl image!
*Robin: Cheetah, we need Grundy's optmisim. Perhaps now more than ever! I bet there's something in those Botanical Gardens we can use...
*Cheetah: Right. Just need to get that giant plant out of the way... Let's find the roots...
*Soloman Grundy: Soloman Grundy hopes that roots not far away.
*Cheetah: We did it! The plant's retracting!
*Robin: Grundy, can you find anything to use against Brainiac?
*Soloman Grundy: Soloman Grundy hope so.
*Robin: Wow... That's just we need! Guess all that hoping worked, Grundy!
*Cheetah: I call it luck!
*Wonder Woman: You can't escape me!
*(The Flash arrives)
*The Flash: Oh man, I would love to get that ship!
*Wonder Woman: Come on out, Brainiac!
*Cyborg: Ahh! There's so many of them!
*The Joker: The more to love!
*Wonder Woman: I'll take them all on!
*The Flash: Save a few for me.
*Robin: (Pointed at Brainiac) It's the real Brainiac, he's getting away!
*Brainiac: Gotham will soon be just another tiny city to add to my collection from other worlds!
*Batman: We need to act quickly!
*The Flash: Quickly? That's my speciality! MINE! No-one else can act quickly except for ME! We did it! Now where's our reward?
*Batman: Don't plan my parties just yet, Flash...
*Wonder Woman: Firing a giant laser? That's just so... AGGRAVATING!
*Batman: Wonder Woman, your bracelets could come in handy here...
*Superman: Good work, Flash.
*Flash: Thanks, I used the bricks from Flash Tower.
*Batman: You mean Wayne Tower?
*The Flash: No, pretty sure it's called Flash Tower, because it's mine.
*Lex Luthor: Green Lantern... He's alive! How wonderful!
*The Joker: I know, I love that he isn't dead! How about a hug?
*Cyborg: I don't know, what if he's a zombie?
*Wonder Woman: Aaargh! And I thought he was dead!
*Soloman Grundy: But it all work out in the end!
*Superman: What is going on with everybody?
*Batman: Long story. Let's get back to the Watchtower.
*Robin: What about Brainiac?
*Batman: He'll be fine.
*(At Watchtower)
*Batman: Watch where you're walking, there's twenty-two million people in these.
*Green Lantern: Brainiac channeled our power rings through some kind of crystal.
*Robin: Wait! I have a piece of it! (Shows them a crystal)
*Cyborg: That looks sharp.
*Wonder Woman: That's going to be too small to do any good.
*Robin: Take it easy, lady.
*Batman: Be a lot easier if they didn't give in to emotions, huh, Robin?
*Robin: Pretty sure 'grumpiness' is an emotion!"'
*Green Lantern: If we had a full-sized crystal, and the power of the Lanterns, we could restore the Earth.
*Superman: I can use the crystals at my Fortress of Solitude to try to create a duplicate?
*The Joker: Love him!
*Batman: We still need the power of the other rings. Any idea where the other Lanterns are?
*Green Lantern: The explosion sent me back to Oa, home of source of my power. I'm guessing they were thrown back to the source planets of their power rings too.
*Batman: Blue, Indigo and Violet shouldn't be any trouble.
*Robin: How are we gonna get villains like Sinestro, Atrocitus and Larfleeze to help?
*Green Lantern: Maybe we don't need to ask? If we can get hold of their power batteries, the energy contained within should be enough.
*Robin: How would we even get close to them?
*Cheetah: I'm not sure this worked out right...
*Lex Luthor: I don't think so either, this outfit makes my hips look big.
*The Joker: I'm Batman.
*Batman: Green Lantern, we'll take you as our prisoner, trading you to your enemies. Once we're close enough we'll create a distraction so you can grab the power battery. 
*Soloman Grundy: Grundy come to help!
*Robin: He's pretty strong!
*Soloman Grundy: And smart also!
*Wonder Woman: We're bringing HIM? 
*Superman: Good luck!
*Lex Luthor: I hope they'll be okay.
*Cheetah: She better not mess up my outfit.
*The Joker: I love my new one! I'm Batman. 
*Superman: So... Probably best if you all come with me to the fortress. 
*(At Okaara)
*Green Lantern: The power battery should be housed in the temple over there!
*Wonder Woman: I hope we're not walking. I hate walking. Let's find Larfleeze and get off this stupid planet... 
*Soloman Grundy: Heh... 'Stupid planet'...
*Batman: I didn't think this 'Larfleeze' guy would have so much security...
*Green Lantern: Those Orange Lantern Constructs aren't exactly your typical security guards...
*Robin: Wow! That's just what we need! Grundy's smarter than he looks!
*Soloman Grundy: Don't cover a judge by its book!
*Wonder Woman: Oh boy... A door pizzle! They're just so... FRUSTRATING!
*Batman: Yes, well... Anyway, we should look around for a way to get inside the temple...
*Robin: I don't see Larfleeze... 
*Batman: All the same, I bet that statue's our way into the Orange Power Battery chamber... 
*Green Lantern: We'll need to bribe the statue with something.
*Robin: Bribe the statue?
*Wonder Woman: Even the statues here are greedy? That's so... so... SO...
*Soloman Grundy: Yeah, yeah. Wonder Woman angry. Gundy get it.
*Green Lantern: Ha... Now I know what to get a statue for its birthday...
*Robin: Oh, wow! You have birthday parties for your statues too? 
*Green Lantern: Uhh... What...?
*Batman: There! That handle inside the statue's mouth! Okay, we'll distract Larfleeze while Hal steals the lantern. 
*Green Lantern: His greed makes him pretty unstable.
*Wonder Woman: Arrrgh! Too much talking! Let's do this already!
*Larfleeze: Give me Green Lantern!
*Batman: And you'll help us?
*Larfleeze: No... I just want Green Lantern! Also, empty your pockets!
*Batman: There's something in my pockets!
*Larfleeze: Then... Give me your clothes! I know you don't want to trade with me! You're thieves! Thieves! All of you! 
*Green Lantern: So much for trying to reason with 'Agent Orange'... Now what?
*Batman: You're asking US?!
*Larfleeze: Constructs, get them out of my temple! They've come to steal my shinies! Nnngh!!!! No matter! I'll take you out MYSELF! 
*Green Lantern: Larfleeze, please! This fighting is meaningless!
*Larfleeze: You're meaningless!!!! Are you touching my stuff over there?! STOP TOUCHING MY STUFF!!! You swore you wouldn't come back here, Green Lantern! What is that? I want it! It's MINE! Aaargh! That hurt! Where did the shiny go?! I want more boom-boom shinies! Agh! That hurt! Huh... Okay, so you wanna talk? Let's talk... You can't beat me! The Orange Light defeats all! 
*Green Lantern: Here you go, Larfleeze!! A present from the Green Lantern Corps!
*Larfleeze: Aargh! What's happening?!! What have you done?!!
*Batman: I don't think this bargain is going to work! We'll leave.
*Larfleeze: No, you need to pay me for my time. I'll take Green Lantern as payment!
*Robin: Uh okay, we'll be going.
*Green Lantern: Greed.
*Larfleeze: I'm not used to people giving me what I want. Wait! I want more! Awww... What? No fair! 
*(At Jet)
*Martian Manhunter: I'm picking up a distress beacon. It's Saint Walker.
*Saint Walker: Justice League! Just in time. I hope you can take care of the Reach dropships.
*Cyborg: Ahhh not the Reach! Bugs' scare the diodes out of me.
*Martian Manhunter: There must be something on the body you can target, Cyborg?
*Cyborg: Whhyyyyy me? Arrrgh!
*Martian Manhunter: Saint Walker, this is Martian Manhunter. We have engaged the Reach.
*Cyborg: But... why would a race of giant blue insects want to attack Odym?
*Flash: Obviously because the Blue Lanterns have something they want!
*Saint Walker: The Reach want to steal our Central Power Battery to consume it's energy.
*Flash: See? I was right!
*Martian Manhunter: Taking out the Reach mothership is our greatest chance to succeed.
*Saint Walker: Thank you. Please be careful and remember. All will be well.
*Cyborg: I'm too scared to look! Did we destroy that ship?
*Martian Manhunter: Not yet... but I believe our strategy is working. Saint Walker to Martian Manhunter: we have neutralized the mothership.
*Saint Walker: Manhun-...attack...help immediately...
*Cyborg: Did that sound scary to anyone else?
*Martian Manhunter: Saint Walker?... The signal is gone. We must find and assist him now! We need to find Saint Walker amongst all the chaos.
*The Flash: Mine! 
*Martian Manhunter: This is where Saint Walker's signal was lost. He should still be close by.
*Cyborg: This planet seems nice... Maybe we'll safe here and not get ambushed... Aargh! It's an ambush! We're not safe! It's not a nice planet! Help!!!
*Flash: Whoah! If I had arms that big, just think of how much stuff I could carry!
*Cyborg: Oh, man... I don't even wanna THINK about what that tentacle's attached to!
*Martian Manhunter: Forgive me, my large friend but we must pass... Oh dear... Perhaps I should have offered it some Chocos chocolate cookies instead... 
*The Flash: Did you say you've got cookies?!! I want cookies!!!
*Cyborg: We did it... Do you think it's really gone?
*Flash: I don't think we should wait to find out... Unless it comes back with presents for us!
*Martian Manhunter: I fear that at this size my chances of fighting this tentacle are... not good.
*Cyborg: Don't worry, Manhunter! I'll help... as long as I can keep my distance!
*Martian Manhunter: It's Saint Walker! We have to save him...
*Cyborg: He's being held by those magnets... I think I can free him!
*Flash: I still don't see what's in it for us...
*(Cyborg gets Saint Walker free from the Scarab Beetle)
*Saint Walker: Thank you for your help, my friends. I hoped you'd come in time.
*Martian Manhunter: Saint Walker, we disabled the Reach Mothership but they're still attacking...
*Saint Walker: A Scarab Beetle is heading for the Blue Lantern Power Battery. We have to stop it! Many thanks, my friends. The Blue Lanterns are indebted to you.
*Martian Manhunter: We require your assistance to revert the damage Brainiac caused.
*Saint Walker: I hope I can help.
*The Flash: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 
*Cyborg: I'm so glad we brought him along.
*Flash: Mine!
*(At Nok)
*The Flash: For beings filled with compassion, they sure look violent.
*Cyborg: My sensors are picking up abnormalities from below the ground!
*Martian Manhunter: We'll have to head down and investigate.
*Flash: What is the place? Some kind of abandoned prison?
*Martian Manhunter: Alien invaders built these cells a long time ago. Now they're simply ruins...
*Cyborg: Scary ruins! Why can't we ever stumble across an ancient candy store or something? Watch out for that drop, guys! It looks like a long way down!
*Martian Manhunter: I can fly on ahead...
*Cyborg: Look out! It's a monster!
*Martian Manhunter: It's merely a spider. We must attempt to remove it without injuring the creature.
*Flash: Hey! Who's that?
*Martian Manhunter: I believe it is Indigo-1, the wise and compassionate leader of the Indigo Tribe.
*Indigo-1: Get out of here, you big, ugly, foul-smelling morons!
*Cyborg: Huh... She doesn't seem very wise and compassionate...
*Martian Manhinter: It seems Indigo-1's been affected along with the others. We need to go after her...
*Cyborg: Copy that but why do you think the Indigo Tribe are so mad at us?
*Martian Manhunter: Perhaps the Indigo Power Battery holds the answer. We need to go underground.
*Cyborg: Here we go!
*Martian Manhunter: A statue of Abin Sur; the founder of the Indigo Tribe...
*Flash: I thought he was a Green Lantern. Why do the Indigo Tribe have a statue of him?
*Martian Manhunter: I am not a tour guide, Flash. We need to concentrate on getting past these doors...
*Cyborg: I think we're locked in!
*Flash: Guess that means there's no turning back...
*Indigo-1: Stop following me, you unbelievably annoying little pests!
*Flash: I didn't realize she knew you, Cyborg!
*Cyborg: Heyyy...
*Flash: Ah, look. The power battery is all broke. I still want it though!
*Martian Manhunter: Cyborg, maybe repairing it will restore to this world?
*Indigo-1: Insufferable piles of unspeakableness! Get them! Get out of here, you big, ugly, foul-smelling morons!
*Martian Manhunter: The Central Power Battery fills the Indigo Tribe with compassion...
*Flash: So without it they revert back to being evil?
*Cyborg: A whole planet or remorseless criminals? This day gets better all the time...
*Indigo-1: Come and get me, you worthlessly pitful, lackluster losers!
*Flash: I know she doesn't have any compassion but does she have to keep insulting us like that? We should have enough pieces to rebuild the Central Power Battery now...
*Martian Manhunter: I hope there's still some compassion left in Indigo-1 otherwise it won't work!
*Indigo Tribespeople: NOK!
*Indigo-1: You truly have compassionate hearts, to have restored our battery, Justice League.
*Cyborg: It wasn't for entirely selfless reasons. We're in need of your energies on Earth.
*The Flash: Mine! Mine!
*Indigo-1: You have quelled the violence in our hearts, and filled it once more with compassion. I willingly offer off you my assistance.
*The Flash: Mine! My turn! My turn! I wanna drive!
*Martian Manhunter: Oh dear.
*Cyborg: Look out! Woah! Oh boy! You're parking gives me the willies! 
*(At Ysmault)
*Robin: Yeesh! How do people live here?
*Batman: Let's not stay long enough to find out.
*Robin: Hey! This river is full of raspberry jam! Mmm, it's pretty good too!
*Green Lantern: The source is over there!
*Robin: Woah... You think this place looks angry enough?
*Green Lantern: Yeah, Atrocitus and the rest of the Red Lantern Corps aren't exactly into yoga...
*Batman: Careful, team. Try not to fall into the red stuff!
*Wonder Woman: Red Lanterns comign to stop us? It's so... EXASPERATING! 
*Green Lantern: That shield looks like it belonged to the Manhunters...
*Robin: What? Like... Martian Manhunter?
*Green Lantern: No, they were a race of robots created by the Guardians...
*Batman: History's lesson over. Let's find a way inside. There's gotta be something we can use to get past.
*Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy look...
*Green Lantern: Almost there! Also, the Red Power Battery feeds on rage so everyone chill, okay?
*Wonder Woman: But how can I 'chill' when I'm full of Red Lantern rage?! That's so... IDIOTIC!
*Robin: That did it! I hope this Atrocitus guy's nicer than he sounds...
*Green Lantern: Yeah... don't count on it. 
*Bleex: Atrocitus! Intruders have been spotted! They defeated a number of our forces already.
*Atrocitus: Pathetic! Let me demonstrate the true power of rage unleashed!
*Robin: Did you hear that? What on earth was it?
*Batman: Trouble.
*Green Lantern: Now's our chance. Anyone have ever been to a rodeo?
*Wonder Woman: I have, actually...
*Batman: Lantern! What is that thing?!
*Green Lantern: It's the Butcher! The physical embodiment of rage!
*Robin: The B-B-Butcher? Wh-what happened to the baker or the candlestick maker?
*Green Lantern: That oughta do it.
*Batman: Grundy, carry Hal over your shoulder.
*Solomon Grundy: Okay. But want to contribute ideas too!
*Artocitus: Who are you?
*Batman: Who am I? Uhh... You can call me the Joker!
*Robin: And I'm Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our time!
*Soloman Grundy: No her in disguise, right?
*Wonder Woman: And I'm Cheetah! Rawr!
*Artocitus: What do you want?
*Batman: Oh, it's not what we want, it's what you want. Your enemy, Green Lantern!
*Green Lantern: Ow!
*Solomon Grundy: Uh! That was me! Pulled muscle when I threw him down.
*Artocitus: What do you want in return?
*Batman: We want your conquering Earth.
*Atrocitus: You think I'd waste my time with a stupid planet like Earth?
*Batman: We don't want to waste your time, just put us in charge and then you can go.
*Artocitus: I'm going to need something more than just Green Lantern... We should go out dinner.
*Wonder Woman: I'd rather starve!
*Artocitus: You're my kind of woman!
*Wonder Woman: This is CLEARLY not going to work!
*Green Lantern: Oh come on you stupid... ugh!
*Atrocitus: I like a girl with spirit. Too many women round here don't get me.
*Green Lantern: Strange... It let me have the lantern when I got angry.
*Atrocitus: Haha! We're like angry peas in a pod, you and I!
*Wonder Woman: Are you even listening to me?
*Robin: You know, on second thought, we don't need your help.
*Atrocitus: What?
*Batman: It was...ahem...a joke!
*Atrocitus: So you were just wasting my time? That's funny to you?
*Batman: Yes.
*Atrocitus: You guys really angered me! More than normal.
*Joker: I lLOVE this place!
*Lex Luthor: I've been here before... I'm so glad it's intact!
*Joker: How 'bout a tour?
*Superman: Sorry, no your. I need to make sure you guys don't run off.
*'The Joker: Love this!
*Cheetah: Geez! When are they gonna be back to normal?
*Superman: Now, using my super strength, I will compact these crystals - while using my super vision to make sure I'm duplicating the exact crystalline structure of the shard.
*Cheetah: Yawn! What does Wonder Woman see in you?
*Superman: Uh... I have to get going on this! Uh... Wonder Woman likes me? Did she tell you that?
*(At Zamaron)
*The Flash: Mine! Ooooh! Sapphires! Mine!
*Cyborg: Flash, I have bad feeling about this.
*The Flash: Mine! Mine! Mine! 
*Soldier Sapphire: Halt, intruders! You dare to steal from us?
*Cyborg: No, we just wanted t---
*Soldier Sapphire: Silence! What's this? A metal man with no heart? What a loveless horror! ATTACK SAPPHIRES!
*Martian Manhunter: This was not part of the plan but we must defend ourselves.
*Cyborg: So they're actually attacking us, right? It's not just me being scared?
*Martian Manhunter: There! We need to block that portal to stop their attack...
*Flash: Good idea! One of them could try and steal my mask or something!
*Cyborg: Hey, Manhunter! Don't leave us here!
*Martian Manhunter: Do not fret. I will destroy the power source to lower the force field. Now to find a way inside. Perhaps the energy beam from the statue can help.
*Flash: No fair... I want a statue!
*Cyborg: You have a statue back at Hall of Justice...
*Flash: But I want that one too!
*The Flash: Oooh, that's huge! Mine!
*Martian Manhunter: Caution, Flash I doubt that it's- Unprotected.
*Cyborg: N-now that's something I SHOULD be-scared of!!!
*The Flash: Having a pet like that would be awesome! I want one!
*Martian Manhunter: That force field! We're trapped...
*Cyborg: Trapped! Aww... Game over!
*Martian Manhunter: Remain calm, Cyborg... We need to find a way to fight that beast...
*Cyborg: It... It worked! But where'd the monster go? Yee--aarrghhh!!! Man, that was scary!
*Martian Manhunter: The creature appears to have a weakness for... Romance?
*Cyborg: I hope you're not suggesting we ask it out... No! It's back again! You said this place wouldn't be scary, Manhunter! And I believed you!
*Martian Manhunter: Cyborg, we must try and remain calm and concentrate at the task at hand...
*Star Sapphire: Gentlemen, my apologizes. Love can be quite a wild emotion to tame.
*Martian Manhunter: Greetings, Star Sapphire. I bring word from Hal Jordan. We need your help in reverting the damage done by Brainiac to the planet Earth.
*Star Sapphire: Anything for Hal. Lead the way.
*The Flash: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! 
*Brainiac: It seems this cage will hold me. Unless... Yes... I compute that my enemies have not foreseen one possible outcome for their efforts.
*(At Qward)
*Green Lantern: This is my least favorite place in the galaxy.
*Sinestro: We don't like you either!
*Robin: Hahah Sinestro, we have come! 
*Sinestro: Save the bad acting. The other Lanterns called ahead. Expecting to deceive me, Jordan? You're even more foolhardy than I remember! GET THEM! I warned you, Jordan! Now face the power of the Sinestro Crops!
*Robin: I don't like the sound of that...
*Batman: Don't be afraid, Robin... That's what Sinestro wants!
*Wonder Woman: Ghost trains give me the creeps! How do we defeat this thing, Hal?
*Green Lantern: There's gotta be a weak pint somewhere... Locate and target! Gotcha!
*Sinestro: There is no power greater than fear! Surrender now, Jordan!
*Green Lantern: My new friends and I don't give up so easily, Sinestro!
*Sinestro: I can smell your fear! Don't force me to make it worse...
*Green Lantern: I'm not afraid! Nothing is stronger than the power of will!
*Batman: Make that indomitable will!
*Green Lantern: Yeeeeeah... Thanks for stepping on my moment there, Batman...
*Robin: Getting changed on the invisible jet doesn't really protect your modesty...
*Batman: Wonder Woman, Grundy, help Lantern. They're not real, Robin. 
*Robin: They're still scary! 
*Batman: It's reading your mind. It knows what scares you.
*Sinestro: How pitiful... This green menace has simply become a giant puppet!
*Green Lantern: Don't worry about me, guys! Save yourselves!
*Batman: Put it down, Sinestro!
*Wonder Woman: Quickly! After him before it's too late!
*Solomon Grundy: Who are these people? Not our enemy?
*Batman: They're Thunderers... Helpless under the control of Sinestro. Whoah! Who's the big guy?
*Wonder Woman: I dunno it sure doesn't look like he's here to sell ice cream....
*Bat-Mite: Seriously, what would you do without me?
*Soloman Grundy: Grundy crush yellow pajama man!
*Sinestro: I admire your persistence but it will not be enough...
*Batman: Let him go, Sinestro! I know a thing or two about fear myself!
*Sinestro: You know nothing, Batman! Nothing!
*Green Lantern: Ngh! Sounds like they're not afraid of you, Sinestro... and neither am I!
*Sinestro: No! It can't be! You're fools if you're not afraid of Sinestro! I'll make you afraid!
*Batman: Great to have you back, Hal. Good thing you weren't afraid.
*Green Lantern: Actually, we Green Lanterns learn to overcome our fears. Sinestro doesn't get that.
*Sinestro: This is your final warning, Jordan! Leave before someone really gets hurt! Aaargh! That's enough! I'll put an end to this once and for all!
*Green Lantern: We'll see about that...
*Sinestro: That's the tragedy of all this, Jordan... Ngh! We'll always be... 
*Robin: Why doesn't it read your mind for a change? Ahhh! 
*Batman: It is, I've buried my emotions for so long it can't find anything I'm scared of.
*Green Lantern: You need to be scared.
*Robin: You need your emotions, Batman.
*Batman: Robin... this is going to hurt. I got it! Let's go. 
*Larfleeze: They have my power batteries!
*Attrocitus: One of them's mine!
*Sinestro: We'll just have to go get them.
*(At Watchtower)
*Martian Manhunter: The resized Earth has made it difficult to track Superman.
*Cyborg: I'm scared we'll never find him!
*Martian Manhunter: Got him! Let's get down there.
*Superman: Welcome to my Fortress of Solitude.
*Cheetah: Not a lot of sotitude these days...
*Martian Manhunter: We were able to get the help we needed, Man of Steel.
*Cyborg: It was... Terrifying!
*The Joker: Ooh! Love that outfit!
*Star Sapphire: I love yours.
*Lex Luthor: I hope you can help us out of this.
*Saint Walker: I hope so too.
*Cheetah: Oh no, there's two of all of them.
*Superman: You're just in time. The crystal is ready.
*Star Sapphire: Green Lantern, it's good to see you.
*Green Lantern: Not now Sapphire, the owners of those batteries are right behind us.
*Batman: And they're gonna want to fight. All we have to do is make sure that crystal is at the center of it.
*Wonder Woman: So we don't need these after all? Aggh! 
*Green Lantern: Hold it right there, Sinestro!
*Sinestro: So, the final battle will be here, over your puny world, Green Lantern?
*Larfleeze: It really is puny!
*Green Lantern: Guys! You need to get the rest of the Lanterns to focus their energy beam! Hurry... I don't know how much longer I can hold off Sinestro!
*Larfleeze: I'm here to take back what's mine! AND EVRYTHING IS MINE!
*Batman: Good, he's firing his beam! Try and get him to direct it towards the focal point!
*Larfleeze: Aargh! What's happening?!! What have you done?!!
*Atrocitus: You weak, pathetic fools! I've come for my Power Battery!
*Batman: I don't think so... Watch out team, he seems a little grumpy! He's in position! Grundy, now!
*Soloman Grundy: Raaaaaahhh!!! GRUNDY GOT YOU! Naarrgghh... Nghh!!! Gaaahh...
*Artocitus: What are you doing? Get away from me! Aaarrghhh!!!
*Batman: Fire his laser into the middle, Grundy! Quickly! Now, Superman!
*Sinestro: I... can't... stop!
*Green Lantern: Our will is pulling all your energy through the crystal.
*Robin: It's working, Batman!
*Sinestro: What a wasted trip!
*Robin: Superman! Are you alright?
*Lex Luthor: Oh no! Is Superman dying? How will I ever go on? Hahaha! I'm sorry, I just couldn't keep that up anymore! Oh boy.
*The Joker: Look at you with the jokes! Cutting in on my action. With these bozos occupied, let's go make you president.
*Lex Luthor: Good idea. Hahaha!
*Robin: Looks like everyone's back to normal!
*Batman: Wait, how did they get out of the cage?
*Robin: Should we go capture them?
*Batman: It's not them I'm worried about. Flash, check on Brainiac.
*Flash: Uh, oh. Uh, Batman?
*Batman: Brainiac, escaped?
*Flash: Yeah! How'd you know?
*Wonder Woman: We have to destroy his ship.
*Brainiac: Befoer you attack me, you may want to know I took two cities on my way here... Gotham and Metropolis. Surrender now, or risk their destruction! 
*Batman: You digital fiend! There's millions people in there!
*Robin: Uh... Batman?
*Batman: Not now, Robin!
*Robin: But Batman, just look...
*Batman: Robin, not... Uh oh.
*Superman: Uh... What happened? Did the Earth shrink again?
*Robin: No, not really.
*Brainiac: Behold the engine of your destruction, Earthlings. 
*Superman: (Brainwashed) Brainiac is our ruler. Kneel before him.
*Robin: Uh oh... 
*Batman: I told you we needed to worry about him going bad. 
*Wonder Woman: Where's all that Kryptonite when you need it? 
*Robin: I never thought it'd come to this, Batman vs. Superman! Where's that Kryptonite we need it?
*Batman: I just realized, the Batcave was shrunk along with Gotham City...
*Wonder Woman: ...and the Krptonite was in the Batcave...? Perfect!
*Batman: We need a distraction to buy us some time. Maybe I can call for backup...
*Flash: Now that's what I call some serious backup!
*Batman: Quickly! We need to send those bats towards Superman!
*Wonder Woman: We did it!... Now what?
*Batman: As long as Brainiac doesn't send more of his minions to attack us we should be able to...
*Brainiac: ATTACK, MY MINIONS! ATTACK! 
*Robin: You were SAYING?!! 
*Brainiac: You fools! Nothing can stop me now! No-one can stop the mighty Brainiac! NO-ONE!!! 
*Flash: Bad news, team! Looks like Superman's managed to overcome his little bat problem!
*Robin: Oh man! We gotta think of something! This whole situation is just so... shocking!
*Brainiac: Why resist? You're only going to test what little mercy I have left! I'm beginning to admire your magnificent stupidity! 
*Wonder Woman: Let's get to work! We can build something to generate the power we need!
*Flash: You got it! Let's hope this works...
*Batman: It's ready! Quickly, charge up the power, Flash!
*Flash: Quickly? As if there was any other way I'd do it! Time for some serious speed!
*Batman: Sorry, Superman! This might sting a little! It's working.
*Cyborg: Oh boy.
*Robin: It didn't work.
*Batman: Yeah, I see that.
*Robin: So that means it wasn't the electric shock that broke you out of the mind control... It was my speech!
*Batman: I really thought it was the shock...
*Green Lantern: I've made this trip like four times today, Flash, what's going on?
*Flash: Superman's gone bad.
*Green Lantern: Wow, just like Batman predicted.
*Brainiac: Now, destroy the one called Batman first.
*Batman: Superman, wait! We don't fight each other, we're a team! Ugh! Today, I thought Robin might be hurt. It scared me to think about that. It was the first time I let myself be scared in a long while. And it scared me because he's my friend. And you are too. 
*Superman: Sorry. Really sorry, everybody. 
*Brainiac: This is not fortutuious.
*Batman: Forget the apolgies, get Brainiac.
*Superman: Well that seems like everything.
*Batman: Unless you want to stay that size, we also need the shrink ray.
*Superman: Oh! Right!
*Batman: You were right, Robin. Thank you. 
*Robin: Well what means most to me is jsut being your friend. But being right is defintely a close second. 
*Lex Luthor: So, what do you think? Well, how about this? 
*Soloman Grundy: President Lex?
*Lex Luthor: I told you I didn't want to be disturbed.
*Soloman Grundy: People out here demanded to see you.
*Lex Luthor: Oh shoot.
*The Joker: I have to say, this is more my speed than that Oval Office.
*Lex Luthor: But, as usual, we've ended up with nothing to show for our efforts.
*The Joker: Hey! It could be worse! Our cell could be as small as that guy's.
*Brianiac: This bottle will not hold me forever!
*Lex Luthor: He really does look ridiculous.
*Both: (Laughs)
*Adam West: Hello, friend! You haven't noticed any strange-looking people around here, have you?
*Bat-Cow: Mooo.
*Adam West: I could sure go for a Batburger right about now...
*Green Arrow: Who needs a Bat-Signal? There's a Green Arrow at almost every set of traffic lights! 
*Adam West: What bravery! What heroism! What a superhuman physique... You almost remind me of fmyself. 
*Kevin Smith: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na... Fat Man! Kev Smith!
*Adam West: Just another day in the life of a duly-deputized crime-fighter...
*Hawkman: Hello? I hope somebody called my wife...
*Green Loontern: Kevin Smith? Adam West? Thank goodness I'm here to provide some REAL celebrity star power!
*Adam West: When it comes to Batman, remember? 'West' rhymes with 'best'! I just can't seem to get a break today! 
*Mister Mxyptlk: Wait a minute! What's goin' on here?!
*Batman: Oh, don't mind me. I shouldn't wish to attract attention.
*Sinestro: I will destroy those pathetic Earthlings.
*Adam West: Oh, no! Our nefarious old foe, that plundering punchinello, The Joker! Once again the dynamic duo spring into action to protect the good and true citizens of Gotham. Brace yourself, Boy Wonder, those are military grade poles, not for fun or recreation. To the batmobile, Robin, we need to put a stop to that grinning devil. But, wait! Where is our trusty transport? That abominable outlaw, he's hit us below the belt, even the Batcave is not safe from his contemptible crimes. Quickly, Robin! We must rebuild our crippled conveyance. We join our heroes in the top-secret Batcave as they prepare to tackle the Joker's evil scheme but something is curiously amiss... Of course! The Batmobile! Luckily, the ever-prepared crime-fighters keep spare parts hidden around the Batcave for just such an occasion... Ever aware of the danger that awaits them, Batman and Robin are left with no choice but to destroy their own computer equipment to find the spare Batmobile parts! What bravely! The Batmobile is nearly reconstructed. Our heroes just need to locate the engine converter... The Batmobile has been rebuilt! Quickly, Dynamic Duo! We haven't one moment to lose! Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. Good Luck, Caped Crusaders! Good work my young friend, now onward! We must once again cage that abominable outlaw. The odds of the batmobile alone against such a formidable vehicle would even make the most reckless cringe. Batgirl! What fortuitous timing. How does she do it? Watch out, heroes! The Joker's making a sharp turn! Quickly, bat chums he's escaping into that eatery. Let's serve him up his just deserts. Filthy criminals! Alas my old friend it seems we have fallen into a friendish trap. Perilous pussycats! It's that feline femme fatale, Catwoman! She's always got a trick up her paw! What's this? Could those pieces build into some kind of clue? Only time will tell! What kind of treacherous scheme is this? Batman and Robin lured into an elaborate trap? Holy ambush! It's the bird of thousand umbrellas; the Penguin! But what's this? His fine feathered finks look smaller and more explosive than before! Be careful, Caped Crusaders! Could that cake contain the Count of Conunderums; the Riddler? Time to put an end to this twisted tale of troublesome tomfoolery! Out of sight, baby! Well that about wraps this case up. Curious how a 'swinging beat' can tame even the most criminal of minds. Now my young friend let us get down and Batsui while we wait for the police to arrive. Then these villains can continue this song in sing sing.
*Amanda Waller: Okay, you scum. Code Red! We are under attack. Time to earn those expensive explosive collars I brought you all. Sensors indicate an intruder has entered from the east wall, fluttered around the security light for a curiously long time before finally breaking into the compound. Get out there and stop him! Believe me you don't want to wait for my "mind-blowing" motivational speech! This is Amanda Waller with a Belle Reve Penitentiary Status Update: With the prison under attack, I've imitated a complete lockdown. Members of my Squad have been tasked with identifying those responsible and taking them out... whetever they want or not! With the lockdown in effect, all prisoner cells have been completely sealed. It's a good thing my team are used to getting past the occasional locked door... I gotta admit, Deadshot is great leader, even if he doesn't seem to care he's a great leader. The Squad's gonna need him if we're gonna track down the attackers. Harley Quinn... My favorite inmate... I can't deny she's got her uses; especially with that giant hammer of hers... Wait... How did she even get that in here? What's King Shark doing? Must be something going on underground! For the sake of our intruders, I hope King Shark's been fed today! Did I forget to mention that King Shark actually is a shark? He likes to remind people about that. I'm starting to think that Task Force X is causing more damage to this place than any intentional attackers! Looks like I'll have to cancel tomorrow's basketball game... I take back what I said before; whoever or 'whatever' broke in here must have had one heck of a party... Deathstroke! He sould be able to help us get past, not that I trust Slade Wilson as far as I could throw him. Last mission, team. Our targets should be right behind this door. Gentlemen, the danger has been neutralized and identified as a Mr. Drury Walker aka Cameron van Cleer aka Killer Moth. No, seriously. Unable to access our computer system due to I.T. not being one of his special powers, he restored to the usual monolog, detailing his plans to expose the squad in some kind of half-baked revenge plot. His mobing speech allowed his squad time to effectively flank and then squash this insect. Needless to say the whole affair was moth to do about nothing.
*Harley Quinn: So there's me and Mista J havin' a discussion about chickens, roads and tactical jokes, just mindin' our own beeswax when we heard about this awesome party for the batguy. So I says Hey Puddin' how comes ya never told me we was goin' to a party? And he says we didn't get invited. I mean how rude. Not that me an Mista J ever waited for an invite or nothing but it's nice to be asked, ya know? Eww so drab, I mean all the black? Is this a party or a wake? You know what I think Mista J? I think this needs a little invigoration' redecoration! Let's get to work, Mista J! We'll show Bat-brain how to throw a REAL party! Now that's MUCH more like it! Ain't that better? 
*The Joker: Hey, guys! Why so serious? Hahahahahahaaa!!!
*Harley Quinn: You gotta admit, my puddin's dreamy smile is way better than that boring old bat! Oops! Looks like Bat-Birthday- Boy didn't get to blow out his candles! Too bad! I love it! It's a recipe for a delicious cake AND disasta! Hey! I always liked a fellah who could dance and there's no-one better than Mista J! Perfect! You ain't gonna find a classier ride than the Jokermobile anywhere! Whoa momma, love your work mista J. Old Bats is gonna go crazy. Ta da! I'd just wanna say if there had been no Batman there'd be Joker and I'd never met my pudding. Happy anniversary, Bats. Oh phooey, everyone's a critic. 
*Alfred: Ello. You all settled in? Right then I will begin. My name is Alfred. Let met get you up to speed, son. Rachel, Bruce's ex, has herself a new man. Poor Bruce. I really thought they'd last the distance. I even got myself a new hat. This fella, Harvey Dent's got himself right pickle. He's only gone and passed himself off as the Batman. Dent the Batman? He's having a laugh. I mean, he's a big man but he's out of shape. For Bruce this is a full tiem job. With Harvey Dent setting himself up as a bait, it wasn't long before the Joker made himself known! Blimey! He stands out in a crowd, doesn't he? The police tried to take down the Joker but he was just too much for 'em! Even their fancy helmets and bullet-proof vests appeared to be no match for his... nurse's uniform? If he ever tries a ridiculous stunt like this again, I think Dent'll plan for lower-speed chases! Hang on, my son! Batman's on his way! This can't go on! Somebody's got to put a stop to this clown! Where are you, Batman? I don't know. What's Rachel thinking about with this fella? Who am I tell her? I've heard this guy can be a bit insincere, a bit what's the expression? You know. Two fa... That a Bazooka???!! Go on, Master Bruce, get in there, son! Oh, Bruce. Not another car. This dent character, I mean with all due respect, he isn't a patch on Master Wayne. Underneath all that rubber and amor plating, Bruce us a very senstitive guy. Not a lot of people know that. Oh Bruce, you were only supposed to blow the LEGO doors off! Well, what do you know? Gordon's alive! It's just as well because Batman needs some help to dig the Joker out of the rubble. Although most of the plan had to be improved, Bruce felt confident that the exact parts he needed would be found conveniently close by... Suddenly Batman and Gordon were attacked by the Joker's goons again! If only they'd had some sort of crime-fighting sidekick to help 'em... The Joker's voice was muffed under the rubble but I do believe he was trying to tell Batman how he got his... scarf? It's strange because I don't remember him wearing one... As Batman continued to build, the Joker asked him 'why so serious?' to which Bruce replied 'I'm Batman, I'm always serious'. I don't think that fully answered his question... I remember Batman asking the Joker why he was wearing a nurse's uniform. He babbled something about 'fan-service' which, to tell you the truth, still puzzles me somewhat... Well that came out as well as could be expected. Gordon's made comissioner, Joker's in prison and Bruce managed to save half of Rachel's boyfriend. That Joker, he was a tough nut. I have to say, of all the people in lipstick Bruce's been up against he was defintely the hardest. Now I've got to get back, put the tea on. Master Wayne'll be starvin' after all that. I don't know, he can defuse a thermo nuclear warhead but can't grill his own fish fingers... or pick his socks up off the bedroom floor for that matter.
*Jor-El: Krypton; once a great planet, now stands on the brink of destruction. I, Maximus... err... 'Jor-El' must try to save my son, Kal, by sending him off planet with all our civiliation's genetic knowledge hidden in his baby tiny pants. If I can get home and put him inside our last pod he'll be safe. As long as we put enough milk in with him that should do the trick. It can't fail! General Zod! He wants to take over the planet which is falling to bits. What a loon! My trusty space dragon! Ah, sensless waste. Kelex, you drongo! Help me get inside... I returned to my home besieged by General Zod and his fighters. I can't stand uninvited house guests... The front door was locked using a puzzle so complex that only a machine like Kelex could possibly ever solve it. I hoped Lara and Kal were still safe inside... Zod had no idea of my true plans for the Codex but he seemed determined to stop me at all costs. In some ways you have to admire his persistence... Another fiery explosion with more of Zod's men trying to hunt me down! It was all this point I began to wish I'd come in through the back door... Finally I can get young Kal in the escape pod. I think he might need changing first though. Zod, again? Hasn't got better things to do, like get a decent haircut? Not the cradle! It took Lara and I ages to put that together! Sweetheart, can you remember where we put the instructions for that? Such damage! I had once considered naming my child 'Zod'. Lara argued that we should call him 'Neil' before we both settled for 'Kal'. I'd defintely choose 'Neil' before 'Zod' now... I'd heard of 'rocking' the cradle but this was ridiculous! Repairing it would be vital if our plan was so succeed... Tor-An; one of Zod's most loyal henchmena nd a formidable combatant... Sjhame he smelled worse than a Rondor Beast! Faora; a warrior so tough she was rumored to have taken her vacations on what was left of Wegthor! The cradle was finally re-built. This was our only chance... General Zod has arrived at last... I couldn't let him stop our mission! I never thought that'd get off the ground! Good luck, son. Your mother's left a bunch of hologram doohickeys in the pod to teach you how to do stuff and there's some holiday snaps from that trip. Wherever you end up make sure you wear plenty of sunscreen and try not to lose the genetic Codex I've hidden in your DNA. 
*Bizarro: Me am Bizarro. Bizarro Hero, help Superman! Superman say as reward Bizarro get own Planet all to himself, very far away from other people! He say not helping, helping?? Bizarro not understand but hate new Planet and make city to live in called Rocktropolis. Noe very, very good man want wreck Rocktroplis, take energy from Planet. Make Bizarro happy to see in peril. So me steal LexCorp replicator gun, make own league of friends! Batzarro, Bizarra, Cyzarro and Greenzarro. Apart we fight Darkseid! Save Planet! Bizarro League backwards! Darkseid hurt city-zens?! Bizarro League must not help them! Slowly! No! Must get people back up to ground! That better! We am make such a bad team! Them not heroes! Bizarro League fight to make Superman ashamed of us! Bizarro League need you, Batzarro! You world's worst detective! This look like job for glow-powers! Rocktropolis people am free! Save more Rocktropolis people! Bizarro League now have Bizarro-Mobile! Oh... Bizarro-Mobile not last long... Watch out for big, hurty laser! Bizzaro League need to be very careless! That show them! Bizarro League save Rocktropolis! Yay, am did it! Just when am thought all won. Superman and friends turn up, help us badly! Together. Worst of friends! Darkseid not show face again. Bizarro am very ungrateful for help. Rocktropolis unsafe once again!
*Green Arrow: My name is Oliver Queen. I've been stranded on an island with only one goal... Survive. Survive, and one day use a proper toilet again. I must fulfill my father's dying wish to use the list of names he left me and bring down those who are poisoning my city. To do this, I must become someone else. I must become something else. Something green and pointy. And arrow-y. So far I've learned how to give a bowl of water a good slapping . But my training is by no means complete. Like what if I'm attacked by a bowl of soup? Not watery soup, that really thick, thick pea soup. Whole different fighting style to water. Anyway... I'm not alone on this island, I've met another survivor, Slade Wilson. He's okay, he just likes to take his top off a little too much and hits me in the face a lot. But he assures me its for my own good. He's agreed to train me to fight, and to survive. That day, Slade and I decided to visit a nearby camp site that belonged to our not-so-friendly neighbors. We would need to trust each other if our plan was to succeed... For members of the 'Continuity Police' out there; sometimes I like to imagine myself back on the island wearing my Arrow costume, okay? My experiences on the island changed me. Sometimes they even changed me into a small, plastic version of myself. Slade has changed too but he always had a plan to survive... There's no doubt in my mind that being around Slade made me stronger. I hardly over climbed waterfalls at home... Danger was all around the island. You always had to watch your step. It was Yao Fei's bow. Slade has hidden it for safekeeping but today we needed to put it to good use... I remembering thinking at the time that my archery had greatly improved... As well as wondering how Slade had been able to construct such as elaborate shooting gallery... We were ready to take on the bad guys... but it tuned out they were ready too! It was going to be tricky to get past useless we thought of something. Luckily, Slade was extremely skilled when it came not to not being seen... It turned out to be a set-up! They were waiting to ambush us like guests at some twisted surprise birthday party without any presents, cake or ice cream! At last we spotted our prize: a stockpile of weapons that, for us, would make getting off the island next to impossible. We had to destroy them while we had the chance... So there you have it, another harrowing experience back on the island that made me who I am today. And to what I've become, today. Now, I gotta go. Felicity and Diggie worry when I flashback for too long. Remember, keep your arms straight, and let go!
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*Det. Montoya: Come in, Commissioner Gordon. We've had a report of a break-in at Wayne Tech. Reports of laughter and green gas. Sounds like a certain someone.
*Gordon: I'm already en route to Stryker‘s Island with our “special“ suspect. Call in Detective Bullock, he can look into the break-in.
*Det. Montoya: Sure thing, boss! Enjoy Metropolis!
*Gordon: It's always sunny in Metropolis. Talk about your right side of the tracks. But even this place isn't without its problems.
*Officer: Commissioner Gordon!
*Gordon: Officer. I am expected, is everything ready?
*Officer: Sure! I mean, er... Yes, sir!
*Gordon: Thank you, Officer. Stay frosty!
*Officer: Good day, sir... Mmmm, frosty....
*Gordon: Normally, our precinct wouldn't ask for the help of someone with you... 'reputation'... ...But since you're the closest thing we have to an expert in these matters... ...I need to ask what you make of this. I have to admit, I'm a little out of my league with this one. The suspect was approached at a laboratory break-in. The lab belonged to an old colleague of yours, Mr. Luthor, Professor Ivo...
*Lex Luthor: Professor Ivo? I still fail to see what a break-in has to do with me.
*Gordon: The good professor and you were mixed up with the 'Amazo' project.
*Lex Luthor: The android capable of stealing powers from super heroes.
*Gordon: Of our suspect has acquired abilities, they have the potential to become a huge threat. Maybe if you cooperate and decide if they're a danger, we could see about knocking a couple of decades off your sentence.
*Lex Luthor: Very well. I've no interest in yet another super-powered loser in the world. Who designed your costume?
*Gordon: This one doesn't say anything.
*Underwear Guy: Commissioner! Someone stole my doughnuts and my uniform and... Oh, wait. There they are!
*Gordon: What?
*Guard: My doughnuts!
*Lex Luthor: Hello, Mercy. Better late than never. Let's get out of here. This is the point we escape. Come on, Rookie, you're with Lex Luthor now! The greatest ever criminal mastermind!
*Mercy Graves: Are you sure about this?
*Lex Luthor: If nothing else, Rookie will be excellent cannon fodder! This way, my dear. We'll soon be out of this depressing place.
*Mercy Graves: Not if we can't find a way past those lasers.
*Lex Luthor: Relax, Mercy. The controls are located on the upper level. Let's find a way to get them, shall we?
*Mercy Graves: I think we've got company.
*Lex Luthor: Such rude interruptions. Let's remind them who they're dealing with.
*Mercy Graves: Of course I can handle this. Lex Luthor only employs the best.
*Lex Luthor: I'll have these taken care of with ease! This is no challenge for someone of my immense genius.
*Solomon Grundy: Rrrrraaaaghhh!!! Grundy back!
*Cheetah: Pipe down, Grundy! With all the noise you're making, you could wake the dead! Uh, no offense.
*Lex Luthor: Ah, my former criminal colleagues. Glad to have you with us, Cheetah, Grundy.
*Cheetah: You'd better be serious about getting us outta here, Luthor. Who's that with you?
*Solomon Grundy: A new friend for Grundy?
*Mercy Graves: I hate to break up the reunion, but shouldn't we be making tracks?
*Lex Luthor: Quite right, my dear. We'll need to activate the elevator to get there we're going.
*Mercy Graves: That did it. Let's go.
*Cheetah: Wait. Are we going further into the prison? I thought the idea of an escape was to get OUT?
*Solomon Grundy: Yeah! Even Grundy know that!
*Lex Luthor: Patience. You'll understand soon enough.
*Mercy Graves: This is our stop.
*Cheetah: Where are we now?
*Lex Luthor: Up ahead in that containment chamber. That's our target.
*Solomon Grundy: Huh? What Grundy's new friend doing?
*Mercy Graves: The lightning! The rookie just... absorbed it! How is that possible?
*Lex Luthor: Acquiring super powers? It's just like Professor Ivo's Amazo project. Let's see if we can be put these new abilities to good use.
*Cheetah: Even more security?! What's inside that thing, Luthor? I don't like being kept in the dark like this!
*Mercy Graves: Quit complaining, Cheetah. Once it's open, you'll see. It's important to enjoy what you do... And I'm gonna enjoy this!
*Cheetah: Okay, that takes care of that. Just one more to deal with.
*Solomon Grundy: Grundy want to know what's inside! Soloman Grundy know what to do! This is not for Grundy? What Grundy do now? 
*Lex Luthor: Splendid work. Well done, team.
*Cheetah: Okay, maybe now we'll get some answers.
*Superman: Stop right there, Luthor!
*Lex Luthor: Ah, Superman! I'm guessing a campfire is missing on overgrown boy scout.
*Superman: And Stryker's prison kitchen is missing one bald-headed pot washer.
*Lex Luthor: I chop the vegetables now!
*Superman: Good for you, now get back in your cell.
*Lex Luthor: I think not, Superman. I believe you've met...
*Superman: Metallo! He's too unstable to be outside that cell!
*Lex Luthor: Unstable for you, perhaps. His Kryptonite core doesn't bother me one bit. Now to get off this rock.
*Superman: You're not going anywhere.
*Lex Luthor: You really think you can stop me? Mwahahaaha!
*Wonder Woman: No. But we can!
*Cyborg: Booyah!
*The Flash: Not so fast, bad guys!
*Green Lantern: Back off. Green's my thing!
*Superman: Where's Batman?
*Wonder Woman: Said he had to take care of an emergency.
*Harley Quinn: Harley Quinn here, documenting another classic criminal caper. And now the star of this show, Mistah J!
*The Joker: Argh! Where is it?!
*Harley Quinn: We just stole some neato stuff previously procured by Wayne Tech. Mistah J and I love a good a-robbin'. Taking from all those suckers who are too honest to steal! Ha!
*The Joker: No, no, no! It's not here! It's not here!
*Harley Quinn: Come on, Puddin', say something funny for our viewers.
*The Joker: ...Grrr, not now, Pumpkin, can't you see I'm busy?! here, take this...
*Harley Quinn: Oooh, pretty! Whatever it is...
*Batman: Nowhere to run, Joker!
*Harley Quinn: Er, Puddin'. How about we get on the chopper?
*The Joker: Relax. He'll never hit us from waaaaay up there...
*Batman: Two with one shot, not bad.
*Harley Quinn: Say "cheese", B-Man!
*The Joker: Sounds like you're out of time, Bats! ...Hahahahahaha!
*Harley Quinn: Gee, Mistah J! The Jokercopter's an awfully long way up there. How're we gonna reach it?
*The Joker: Why it's so simple, kiddo! We go up while keeping our heads down, we climb to the top while keeping a low profile...
*Harley Quinn: So... you're sayin' we should look for some stairs or somethin'?
*The Joker: Well... yes.
*Harley Quinn: Got it. Let's go, Puddin'!
*The Joker: Ooh! Looks like someone wants to see a magic trick! 
*Harley Quinn: Leave this to Harley! Wait, you really ARE leaving it to me? What are ya, crazy?! 
*The Joker: Oh, look! Some old friends of ours are fighting the Justice League! Hang in there, folks! I'm rootin' for ya! Hahaha!
*Harley Quinn: You think we should help 'em?
*The Joker: And ruin out magical evening? Fat change! Let them get their own crime spree, I say! Okay, kiddo! You all set?
*Harley Quinn: Ready, Mistah J! Wheeeee...!!! Yeesh! Can't a cute clown couple get a little privacy around here?
*The Joker: This is it, Harley! Let's go!
*Harley Quinn: About time! This whole place is startin' to get real crazy! Good thing they're too busy fightin' those goofs. They don't got time to stop us. Eh, Mistah J? He he he!
*Ultraman: Hold it right there, you vile villains of villany!
*Superman: Who are you?
*Ultraman: I am Ultraman and these are my friends, the Justice Syndicate. Owlman, Superwoman, Grid, Johnny Quick, Power Ring and Sea King.
*The Flash: There's something really familiar about these guys.
*Ultraman: We're here to help. We come from a... 
*Batman: Skip to the end. Joker's getting away.
*Superwoman: Your entire planet is in terrible danger due to a threat from our world.
*Batman: What threat?
*Johnny Quick: Us!
*(Harley Quinn is spying on the Justice Syndicate)
*Harley Quinn: Cheese and crackers! You're not gonna believe this... Hey?! Wait for me, Mistah J!!!! Ah peanuts! 
*Ultraman: People of Earth-1, we are the Justice Syndicate. We come from a parallel version of your world known as Earth-3. We're awesome and we're here to help. 
*'Super Woman: Your Justice League have had to go on a mission in deep space. They asked us to watch over you while they are away. 
*Harley Quinn: What??? That's not what happened!
*Lex Luthor: Huh?
*Harley Quinn: (Groans)
*The Joker: That's enough TV now, Harley. Too much is bad for your eyes.
*Harley Quinn: But Mistah Jaaaaay, I saw those new Justice bozos make the OLD Justice bozos vanish using some little doohiokey thingy! (Groans) If I had my phone I could show you more!
*The Joker: Shush shush shush. I'm still searching for my wonderful toy. Care to join us, Lex?
*Lex Luthor: I'd rather wear a wig. Besides, I have matters to attend to in Metropolis. Oh, and thanks for the ride, Joker. 
*The Joker: Ugh, why do I never take the keys out of that thing? 
*Harley Quinn: Wow! A new Joker Truck'd be real swell for gettin' around... but how're we gonna build something like that around here?
*The Joker: Oh, Harley, you've got to start thinking creatively! There's plenty of soraps lying around we can use! 
*Harley Quinn: Oh, yeah! I guess when you put it that way, Puddin'! Let's get to work!
*The Joker: This'll be no problem for the Clown Prince of Crime! 
*Harley Quinn: Oh, so THAT'S where we left that! We really need that! We really need a better filling system.
*The Joker: Now, let's go round up the delightful me'er-do-wells who'll be aiding us on our mission! 
*'Harley Quinn: Full steam ahead!
*Clayface: Thank you, thank you. I do all of my stunts, you know. Sorry folks, the muses call. Pre-signed autographs are available from my website. So this is the gig economy, huh? *Sigh* I need a better agent. 
*Harley Quinn: Him?! Aww... I was hoping it'd be... 
*The Riddler: Looks like my ride's here! You guys just keep doing... that. Oh, but riddle me this... which one of you will get tired and give up first? Hmm...? 
*Harley Quinn: Hey, Mistah Riddlah! You like mysteries, don'tcha? 'Cus you know that new "Justice Syndicate"? I saw 'em make the old "Justice Losers" disappear! 
*The Riddler: Hmm... You don't say, Harley. Now, why would they do that?
*Harley Quinn: I dunno but I think they're up to somethin' bad! I recorded the whole thing on my cell phone but then I lost it! 
*The Riddler: Sadly, I think you "lost you" a long time ago, Harley. An evil Justice League? I'll believe THAT when I see it! 
*Scarecrow: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Can't we come to some sort of agreement? 
*Police Officer: It looks like the good doctor's been caught red-handed, boss. Maybe some lightning gas could flush out the cops and free him? 
*The Joker: Laughter is the best medicine! Ha! Now, where's that spoonful of sugar I need to help deliver? 
*Scarecrow: Don't you just love it when a rescue mission comes together? 
*The Joker: Ah, it's so good to have the whole gang back together again! Next time, Gotham City Police Department! Hahahaha! We're almost there! Big smiles, everybody! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Hey Lois, I got it working!
*Lois Lane: Sure, Jimmy, just gimmie a minute here. 
*Jimmy Olsen: International, award-winning reporter Miss Lois Lane, hot on the heels of a... uh... hot story. 
*Lois Lane: Hello? No, I'm trying to contact Jim Gordon; Commissioner Gordon... would you quit bugging me with your new camera, Jimmy? Go and film Clark instead. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Ooh. No can-do, Lois; Clark hasn't shown up for work yet.
*Lois Lane: It's not like Clark to be late... Hello? Commissioner! Hi, Lois Lane here, Daily Planet. Care to comment on the recent break in at the Amazo labs? 
*Gordon: Yes, Miss Lane, we're doing everything we can to- The prisoner we were transporting? Well, I can't comment on that... ...Yes, they are still at large. Not here, Harvey. Put it in the vault. Miss Lane, I've got to go, I'm already late for my lunch with my daughter. Reporters!...*Sigh*. 
*The Joker: Okay. Go get out toys from the vault. Miss Quinn and I will meet you out when you're done. Chop-chop! 
*Gordon: (Coughs) Sorry, Barbara, lunch will have to wait! All units, code red! 
*The Riddler: Riddle me this! When is a jet stress like a daffodil? 
*Clayface: Oh, can it, Riddler! That police vault's not gonna rob itself! 
*Scarecrow: More to the point, it appears our presence has not gone unnoticed. Gentlemen, shall we?
*Clayface: Oh, good. The stunt team just arrived! Hope you know how to fall!
*The Riddler: Ha! This will be no challenge for the Prince of Puzzlers! 
*Gordon: This is Gordon to all units. We need backup. Repeat; we need backup now! 
*The Riddler: Calling for help won't save you this time, Comissioner. Once we get past you... 
*Clayface: Hey! Where's he think he's going?
*Scarecrow: Hmph! He's locked the doors to slow us down. We'll need to find a way past.
*The Riddler: I deal with puzzles, not powers. Someone else can deal with this. Oh, please! Don't people ever get tired of making things TOO easy for me? 
*Scarecrow: There's nothing to fear byt fear itself... and ME! Hahaha! 
*The Riddler: My, my! That fear toxin certainly has its uses! I'm almost impressed! 
*Scarecrow: You should be impressed, Riddler. Now, let's get moving.
*Clayface: Okay, just gotta get past that security station. Shouldn't have any trouble reaching the vault after that. 
*Scarecrow: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Clayface. There appears to be rather menacing turret in our path.
*The Riddler: Riddle me this; what kind of police station has such an elaborately-designed, over-the-top security system?
*Scarecrow: One that's based on Gotham City?
*The Riddler: Hmm... Point taken. Some people have SUCH inconsiderate thing! can't you see I'm busy being brilliant? Phew! Whatever's inside this vault and better be worth it. 
*Clayface: If ain't , someone's gonna be sorry.
*Scarecrow: Now, now... Let's not ruin the moment. 
*Clayface: Ha ha! Alright! No Batman to stop us today!
*Batgirl: Stop right there, you oversized pile of mud!
*Scarecrow: Batgirl! Nightwing!
*Batgirl: That evidence isn't going anywhere!
*The Riddler: Oh no? Riddle me this... What has ten lives and three faces? 
*Catwoman: Us!
*Two-Face: We heard some of our old stuff was up for grabs.
*The Riddler: Here you go, Chuckles!
*The Joker: You got it back for me! Put it there, pal!
*Harley Quinn: That's all you wanted?
*The Joker: Well, I just felt so under-dressed without it. 
*Nightwing: Can I see your license, sir?
*The Joker: Gah! Harley, the wipers!
*Harley Quinn: Pudiiiiiin'!
*The Joker: Hmm, I thought I fixed that...
*Nightwing: Woah!
*The Joker: Oh fish.
*The Penguin: Welcome, welcome, try the fish... 
*Catwoman: Keep your beak out, Penguin.
*The Penguin: Perhaps, my feline friend we should combine our efforts to gather up these sublime spoils. Hmmm? Remember, anything I get my fiendish fipperson belongs to me! I'll just tell the police you ran off with them when you escaped. Waugh! 
*Catwoman: You're a real class act, Pengy.
*The Penguin: Why, thank you, Catwoman.
*Two-Face: Well, what do we have here? Looks like my ticket outta this place! Okay, Heads, I stay here and help you, guys. Tails, I take my new toy and go home... Huh. Sorry, folks! 
*Catwoman: Why you convincing, two-faced... Two-Face!
*Scarecrow: Ah, just my kind of vehicle! Make way for my "Scare-o-Plane"! Mmmuahaa! 
*Nightwing: Alright, everyone. Show's over. Let's all just come along quietly and get on with your day, shall we? Hey! Whu-what are you doing?
*The Riddler: Just making you a little nest before I go, bird-boy! Hope you like it! Hahaha! 
*Batgirl: Not so fast, Scarecrow!
*Nightwing: Yeah! Get him, Batgirl!
*Catwoman: Batgirl?! We need to stop her while she's busy! 
*Gordon: There they are! Quick! Stop them!
*The Penguin: Waugh! Commissioner! Thank goodness you're here! These reprobates are forcing me to return to my criminal ways! 
*Gordon: Sure they are, Penguin! Now, give it up! We've got the building, surrounded.
*The Penguin: Waugh! What's that noise? Is someone else trying to break into my fine establishment? 
*Catwoman: Clayface? You realize you could've just slid under the door, right? 
*Clayface: Yeah, well, you're here, perhaps you can help me with the bat problem I'm having. Waugh! 
*The Penguin: Wait! I recognize these pieces! That pilfering police department relived me of them some time ago! Ah, that's more like it! Waugh! I'll deal wit that bothersome little bat-brat! 
*Nightwing: Batgirl! Watch out! 
*Scarecrow: Hey! Get off, you little stowaway! Huh? What happened?! Penguin?! Penguin, what have you done?! Aargh! 
*The Penguin: Ha! An asethetically-challenged aircraft is a small price to pay to take down Batgirl!
*Batgirl: Down but not out, Penguin! 
*The Penguin: Batgirl?! Uh, of course you realize this was all Catwoman's idea. She's the ring-leader here. Waugh... My goodness! Look at the time! I must be going now. Help yourselves to a cool drink of ice water... Waugh! 
*Batgirl: I'll catch that jailbird right after I deal with you two.
*Catwoman: Big words, little bat! Let's see how you tough you talk after dealing with Catwoman! 
*Clayface: And Clayface! Yeah!
*Batgirl: C'mon, guys! This whole thing's gone long enough. Ouch! Hey, I'm almost starting to take this personally! Urgh! 
*Nightwing: Batgirl!
*Catwoman: Ha! Now who's the one taking a cat nap?
*Clayface: That showed her, Catwoman! Let's get out of here while we still can!
*Catwoman: Patience, Clayface... First, I simply must get my claws on that precious stone perched above. Consider it my bonus for taking out TWO members of Batman's little "Family". 
*Clayface: Okay, but hurry up. We already been here way too long!
*Catwoman: Hmm... I should be able to make use of this. There you are, my pretty! 
*Owlman: Oh, hello, kitty. Hmmm. Nice. I'll get a few bucks for this... 
*Catwoman: Er... Sure, take it...
*Gordon: Owlman! Commissioner Gordon, GCPD. Great work. Villains, eh? I guess they thought with the Justice League away they could run riot. They weren't counting on heroes like you!
*Owlman: Hu? That's us. Herose. One-hundred percent. Not a ounce of evil in us.
*Gordon: Get these criminals over to Arkham. Safest place for them... 
*Owlman: Everything... okay?
*Gordon: Yeah sure, it's just that Batman usually... leaves... suddenly... 
*Owlman: Oh, sure, sure. No problem.
*Gordon: Huh... Maybe that's how they do things on Earth-3. 
*Owlman: That was the cloakroom, not the exit. 
*Cheetah: Almost there... The Hall of Doom. Home of the Legion of Doom...
*Catwoman: Hello, fellow feline. Who's this?
*Cheetah: Some friend of Lex's. They don't say much.
*Catwoman: Cat got their tongue, huh?
*Malcom Merlyn: C'mon, we have important decisions to make!
*Cheetah: Wow, Lex is gone for what, a few weeks and this whole place goes to the dogs! 
*Malcom Merlyn: We're perfectly capable of making decisions without Lex LOSER! Now, I suggest ordering... 
*Heat Wave: So we're just letting any fool with a costume into the Hall now?
*Cheetah: Well, we let YOU in, Heat Wave. Besides, Rookie is the real deal! With the Justice Syndicate throwing their weight around, the more of us, the better! 
*Catwoman: I just escaped from that feathered fool, Owlman. But he sure didn't act like much of a hero.
*Reverse-Flash: Yeah, they thrashed my lair!
*The Riddler: They broke all my henchmen!
*Captain Cold: They interrupted my evil monologue! It was a really good monologue. 
*Catwoman: Interesting. So if they're not the good guys they say they are, we can use that.
*Reverse-Flash: Exposing anything crooked about their true nature would certainly get them of our backs...
*Malcom Merlyn: ...And allow us to go about our business... unchallenged... 
*Catwoman: Without proof though...
*Malcom Merlyn: Hmm, yes, without proof...
*The Riddler: Harley Quinn said she saw something strange back when Luthor broke out of Stryker's.
*Clayface: But Harley's still missing!
*Cheetah: Did you see anything?
*Heat Wave: What about this other Earth they came from?
*Reverse-Fkash: Earth-3.
*Heat Wave: Can we go there? ...And dig around? 
*Catwoman: Hmm... That makes sense.
*Malcom Merlyn: But how do we get there?
*Reverse-Flash: My erstwhile nemesis, The Flash, had access to the Cosmic Treadmill at S.T.A.R. Labs. I can use it to get to Earth-3. I'll be there and back before you know it. 
*Catwoman: Alright. But, take Heat Wave, Captain Cold, Merlyn and chatterbox here. While you're doing that, I'll try and track down Harley Quinn. 
*Heat Wave: Time to turn the heat up on Metropolis! Let's head to the cable car station! 
*Captain Cold: I don't think they'll let us ride on the cable cars anymore.. not after last time.
*Heat Wave: Haha! Who cares about what they think? We'll still use it to get across! Merlyn, you coming or are you babysitting the newbie?
*Malcom Merlyn: Try and stay out of trouble, you two. We've got a job to do, remember? Perhaps with this, I'll be able to prove I'm the greatest another in all the land. I still you don't wish to disclose your origins. That's fine. Just try to keep up with me, if you can. Only a fool would consider facing me today! 
*Cable Car Driver: Ah ah ahh! Your other friends have just tired that as well! Do NOT for one minute think I'll be taking you across! No, siree! Nope! Not going to happen! Oh, come on! We only just got that! The boss is gonna be SO mad! 
*Malcom Merlyn: This will prove to be no problem for the Dark Archer...
*Heat Wave: Things are about to heat up!
*Lois Lane: I want to contact Batgirl for an interview.
*(Batgirl and Nightwing arrives)
*Jimmy Olsen: H-hey, Lois?
*Lois Lane: Owlman stopped the Joker when she and Nightwing couldn't, yet we still know practically nothing about him. Getting the lowdown on him and the Syndicate from a regular hero like Batgirl would be a real scoop! Where is it... Ah, gotcha. I knew I had her number here somewhere. Hello, Batgirl? Who? "Barbara Gordon"? I'm sorry Barbara, I must have dialed the wrong number. (Sighs) Back to the drawing board, Jimmy. 
*Reverse-Flash: There's the Cosmic Treadmill, what's left of it.
*Captain Cold: Looks like someone wrecked it on purpose. Someone who knew about the Speed Force. 
*Reverse-Flash: Maybe it's that new guy in town; Johnny Quick.
*Captain Cold: You think this Justice Syndicate doesn't want anyone checking up on them? 
*Malcom Merlyn: All the more reason for you to get to Earth-3 and see...
*Heat Wave: Yeah, but just be quick.
*Malcom Merlyn: Okay, Thawne. You're the so-called expert here. What do we do to fix the Cosmic Treadmill?
*Reverse-Flash: Well, despite your pathetic attempt at flattery, I'd say that computer terminal over there's our best bet.
*Captain Cold: Shame it's a little out of our each at the moment.
*Heat Wave: Hey. Looks like we did something.
*Captain Cold: Well, there's no need to get technical. 
*Malcom Merlyn: Okay, I'm guessing those switches need to be flipped at the same time. Any volunteers? 
*Reverse-Flash: Do you guys have to be so loud?
*Malcom Merlyn: Sorry, Thawne. You know we're on a tight schedule. 
*Heat Wave: Hey... someone's trying to spoil our little party!
*Captain Cold: It's a lockdown. We're not getting out of here any time.
*Malcom Merlyn: What are those things?
*Reverse-Flash: Ugh! They've got a hard-light hologram generator!
*Malcom Merlyn: Meaning...?
*Reverse-Flash: It's a machine that creates fake versions of the Flash to fight off any intruders. We need to shut down or we'll be fighting them forever.
*Captain Cold: Okay, we've made it to the computer terminal thing. Now what?
*Reverse-Flash: Just need to activate the self-repair procedure. 
*Heat Wave: Alright! Now we're gettin' somewhere!
*Reverse-Flash: I'll need to harness my speed to reach Earth-3. Okay, stand back! Here I go! 
*Malcom Merlyn: I think that's our cue to get out of here.
*Captain Cold: What about the speedster?
*Heat Wave: Hey, I told him to be quick!
*Malcom Merlyn: This way! 
*Captain Cold: If this get out I'll never live it down.
*Malcom Merlyn: Mirror Master? What are you and Killer Frost doing here?
*(Kid Flash arrives)
*Kid Flash: Hey what is this, a snow cone convention?
*Killer Frost and Captain Cold: Kid Flash!
*Kid Flash: Such a frosty reception. What are you up to? Let me guess, destruction of property with a dash of theft?
*Heat Wave: Actually we needed to use the Cosmic... "ow!"
*Captain Cold: We need to keep him busy until Reverse-Flash gets back.
*Malcom Merlyn: Yeah, one mere boy is no match for all of us!
*(Beast Boy arrives)
*(Raven arrives)
*Beast Boy: Maybe not but a couple of Teen Titans might even things up! You guys gotta learn not to make stuff isn't yours! Raven! Help! 
*Raven: I'm here, Beast Boy! Azarath Metrion Zinthos! 
*Killer Frost: Having some problems with the local wildlife, are we?
*Malcom Merlyn: Nothing we can't handle. 
*Mirror Master: But ye know, we might fare a wee bit better as a team, so if ye want a wee hand...
*Beast Boy: Hey! What's that? Oh, man! It's a cat! Ha, ha, ha! I just... woof woof! I just gotta chase it! Woof woof!
*Raven: Beast Boy! What are you doing? Hey! 
*Mirror Master: Ach! I cannae use this... I simply don't have the super power!
*Killer Frost: W-w-w-wait. This rookie absorbs energy?
*Malcom Merlyn: That's not all! The energy is transformed, giving them new super powers. I think our friend just got an upgrade. 
*Mirror Master: Oh well, isn't that fancy? Hey, pal! How about usin' your new powers to sort that wee mad purple lassie?
*Raven: Hey! Watch it!
*Beast Boy: Raven! You clearly don't know who you're dealing with, dude! Oww...! Not cool, man! Okay! Don't say I didn't warn ya! 
*Malcom Merlyn: The Treadmill?
*(Reverse-Flash arrives)
*Reverse-Flash: I've found out who we're dealing with! (Shows them a newspaper of the Crime Syndicate 'The Real Bad Guys')
*(Deathstorm, Atomica and Johnny Quick arrives)
*Johnny Quick: Going somewhere, bad guys?
*Beast Boy: Hey! Aren't you those Justice Syndicate dudes?
*Johnny Quick: Deathstorm, Atomica and me, Johnny Quick, the fastest around. Try to keep up, kids! 
*Killer Frost: (Sees the newspaper of the Crime Syndicate 'The Real Bad Guys') "The Crime Syndicate"? That doesn't sound friendly. 
*Mirror Master: Go! Run, we'll hold them off.
*(Killer Frost and Rookie runs away)
*Perry White: Alright, Clarkson, you may be new but I like you, and I'm great judge of character. So I want you covering the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in.
*Kent Clarkson: Sure thing, Perry!
*Perry White: Ah, don't look so gloomy, Lois. I'm sending you to the Galaxy Communications Tower Gala! It's gonna be a glamorous event. You'll get to interview VIPs about their designer dresses, that sort of thing! 
*(Catwoman shows Perry White a newspaper of the Crime Syndicate 'The Real Bad Guys')
*Catwoman: Mister White, I know it sounds crazy but the Justice Syndicate are big time villains. You have got to believe me! 
*Perry White: And stay out!!!!!
*Catwoman: He didn't believe me. No evidence, no story.
*Kent Clarkson: You mind if we talk? If what you're saying is true, this would be incredible. 
*Catwoman: So you believe us?
*Kent Clarkson: Sure I do, out the public's not going to accept your story without any evidence or even an eyewitness to back it up.
*The Riddler: Well, Harley Quinn saw them wipe out the whole of the Justice League!
*Kent Clarkson: No kidding? We should get her for an interview.
*Cheetah: First, we have to find her.
*Kent Clarkson: Then get to it! Because it'd be criminal not to expose the Justice Syndicate for who they really are, right?
*Catwoman: Okay, so we need to find Harley Quinn, fast! I know a few of her secret hideouts so I'll check on those. Meanwhile, while you guys make your way to Belle Reve and see if her Task Force X buddies know everything about where she is. 
*(Catwoman runs away)
*Security Guard: We are accepting NO visitors today, or any day for that matter. We aren't soft touch like at Stryker's Oh no, we run a tight ship. But not a "ship" like a boat or whatever... See ya!
*Prisoner: I'll bring ya back something French! Don't nobody steal nothin' from my cell while I'm gone, ya hear! 
*Security Guard: Is it ANOTHER inmate? This is the third time today! Which button activates the lasers? 
*Killer Frost: It won't take a snowstorm to deal with this.
*Amanda Waller: This is Amanda Waller. Welcome to Belle Reve Penitentiary. We know all about your escapades at Stryker's Island but rest assure, you will not be leaving this place anytime soon. I may have underestimated you but don't be a fool. These inmates are not the kind of people you wanna strike a deal with. 
*Killer Frost: I didn't really think this far ahead. I suppose you two can find a way to open this door? 
*Amanda Waller: Perfect. Now that our guests have gone, we can get our esteemed regulars back in their cells.
*Deadshot: Last time I spoke to Harley Quinn, she mentioned going to the Gotham Botanical Gardens. Maybe she's taken up horticulture as a hobby or something. 
*Captain Boomerang: Boot-anical gardens? Horticulture? Just lead the way, "Mister Fancy Pants".
*Jimmy Olsen: Hey, Lois, shouldn't we be heading over to the Metropolis Gala?
*Lois Lane: Don't worry, Jimmy; expansive dresses and canapes can wait.
*Jimmy Olsen: Didn't Mr. White put Clark- I mean Kent Clarkson on the job?
*Lois Lane: He did, but it's going to take the Planet's best reporter to uncover how the Justice Syndicate let two villains slip through the fingers at S.T.A.R. Labs. Call me suspicious, but there's something not quite about those Justice League replacements. I mean, one of them's called Deathstorm! What kind of a hero name is that?! Once we're done, we'll go to the gala. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Oh, great! I don't want to miss those canapes...
*Poison Ivy: Are you sure that's what you saw?
*Harley Quinn: Sure, positive and certain, Ivy! The new guys zapped the old Justice League clean away!
*Poison Ivy: But the news says that...
*Harley Quinn: The news! You don't understand, Red. We're the bad guys, but they're the worst guys. If Mistah J wasn't banged up in Arkham, he'd figure out a way to stop those no-good-do-gooders! Oh, Boxy, you's all I gots to remember Mistah J by... 
*Poison Ivy: There there, honey, you can stay as long as you like. 
*Captain Boomerang: (off-screen) I reckon she's in here! 
*(Killer Frost, Rookie, Captain Boomerang and Deadshot arrives)
*Captain Boomerang: G'day Harley, luv! Gah, flamin' vines, it's chooka with 'em. 
*Poison Ivy: Get out! I'll protect you, Harl! 
*Harley Quinn: Ivy, wait!
*Poison Ivy: Prepare to face the might of Mother Natuer! No-one tries to uproot a friend of Poison Ivy's! 
*Deadshot: Nice going, Boomerang! You've got a real way with people, you know that?
*Captain Boomerang: Hey! I've been told by certain parties that I'm a real charmer!
*Killer Frost: Well, it's gonna take more than charm to get past Poison Ivy.
*Captan Boomerang: Hey, Deadshot mate. Is Killer Frost giving me the COLD shoulder? Haha!
*Deadshot: Urgh! Less puns, more action! Let's find a way to take her down. Guess I'm doing a little overtime, huh? 
*Poison Ivy: I'm going tired of your irritating little antics! Urgh! You'll pay for that! Let's clear the air, shall we? 
*Killer Frost: Uh-oh... I don't like the sond of that.
*Captain Boomerang: Urgh! What's that funny smell?
*Deadshot: It's toxic gas! Quick! Everyone out! 
*Poison Ivy: Not giving up yet? You're more stubborn than I thought!
*Deadshot: Ivy, stop! You've made a mistake! We're not here to... Hey, come back! 
*Captain Boomerang: Seems you're not exactly big on charm either, mate.
*Kiler Frost: Uh... guys! The plant!
*Poison Ivy: Hmph! Very clever... but next time you won't be so easy! I am one with the natural world! You trespassers are on my domain! Nothing can stop my botanical brilliance! 
*Killer Frost: Someone else better handle this. I don't want the trial to go cold... Or do I?
*Poison Ivy: What have you done, you flower-destroying fools?!
*Deadshot: Okay, maybe now we can... Oh, great! More toxic gas. Let's go!
*Poison Ivy: I'd have thought even a few bad seeds like you would have gotten the message by now! Go away!
*Killer Frost: Wait... "WE'RE" not getting the message?! You're the one who isn't listening, Ivy!
*Poison Ivy: You still prevent against Poison Ivy! I almost pity you. H-how can this be? You're not even wearing gardening gloves!
*Deadshot: Wait... Did our new friend just absorb that energy? 
*Killer Frost: Yes. I've seen that happen before. Last time it gave them new powers. 
*Captain Boomerang: New powers? Sounds like good timing to me! Any chance you could use 'em against Poison Ivy, mate?
*Poison Ivy: I am one with the natural world! You trespassers are in my domain! 
*Catwoman: What is going on?
*Captain Boomerang: Well, we just came in 'ere, and this Sheila went all-
*Catwoman: Save it! Ivy, you okay? Harley, did any of these fools tell you why we're here?
*Captain Boomerang: To take yah to the preas! We're gonna expose those new heroes! 
*Harley Quinn: Wait, you believe me?
*Killer Frost: Yes. Of course. We found out those fakers are actually called the Crime Syndicate! 
*Harley Quinn: Hmm.
*Deathstrom: We've been looking for you, clown! Ah, thanks for doing the hard work. 
*Captain Boomerang: Well ain't that just a dingo's dinner! 
*Deathstorm: Deathstorm to Ultraman... We've got the witness, bringing her to you. Over. 
*Harley Quinn: You'll never get away with this! I got proof you zaped the Justice League! 
*Ultraman: I think you'll find I have your proof right here.
*Harley Quinn: (Gasps) My phone!
*Ultraman: So now. What I need to know, and why I sent my friends here to get you... did you make any copies?
*Harley Quinn: Copies, not of course not... 
*Ultraman: That's good for us... and extremely bad for you...
*Captain Boomerang: Heads up, yah drongo!
*Catwoman: Are you okay, Harley>?
*Harley Quinn: I am now! How did yah find me?
*Poison Ivy: Heard it on my grapevine.
*Harley Quinn: Gee, thanks for coming to save me, Catwoman, and Captain Boomerang, and... whatever your name is. Ooh, is it 'Doctor Don't-Say-Moon'? That'd be a neato name! 
*Deadshot: (Shows Harley Quinn a box) Here, take this back. It hasn't stopped beeping since they took you. (Hands Harley Quinn a box)
*Catwoman: Go! We'll hold them off. 
*Killer Frost: Hope you've got a plan! 
*Harley Quinn: I got a video on this phone that'll show the world who those phony creeps REALLY are! (Rookie shows them a Rooftop Gala Sign) Great idea, Dr. Don't-Say-Much! That's the perfect place to announce it. Alright! Let's get to that big TV an' show the world what those "Crime Bozos" are REALLY all about! 
*Deadshot: Try and keep a low profile. There's still lots of security around. 
*Poison Ivy: Ha! I'd like to see them and try and stop us! Let's go.
*Deadshot: Heads up, guys! Incoming!
*Police Officer: This is the Police! Stay where you are! 
*Harley Quinn: Uh-oh! Looks like someone told 'em where we was headed!
*Poison Ivy: Nothing we can't hanlde, right?
*Deadshot: Think I can figure this out. Okay, let's see if we can find a way to reach that elevator. 
*Poison Ivy: Sure but what's all this stuff?
*Harley Quinn: Ohmigosh! I know this place! It's the set they use for that new TV show! The one about the scientist who swap bodies with a dog... 
*Poison Ivy: Sounsd right up your alley, Harley.
*Deadshot: Okay, okay. Let's try to stay on track until we're out of danger. Besides, I still need to catch up on last week's episode. I can't use this? *Sigh* Guess everyone got their limits. 
*Security Guard: This is your last warning! Surrender now! 
*Poison Ivy: Some people are so hard to get rid of?! Any ideas how we get past?
*Deadshot: There's gotta be the way. I didn't come this far to lose now! 
*Poison Ivy: This should be it. The controls for the screen must be close by.
*Harley Quinn: Holee-spinnin-outta-controlee! I think it's safe to say that worked!
*Deadshot: No time to spectate. We're nearly there. 
*Poison Ivy: As you shall now see, Mother Nature can be powerful ally when you fight by her side.
*Harley Quinn: Now we'll show 'em! Good evening, ladies and germs! Listen up! The Justice Syndicate are a bunch of crooks! They're not heroes at all, and I can prove it. People of Metropolis... Prepare to the astonished, apalled and angered! We just stole some neato stuff previously procured by Wayne Tech. Mistah J and I love a good a-robbin'. Taking from all those suckers who are too honest to steal! Huh? That's not the video!
*(Ultraman arrives)
*Ultraman: Just what do you think you're doing, Miss?
*Harley Quinn: You! You an' your team are no-good, imposter copy-cats!
*Ultraman: No, Miss Quinn. We're the good guys, you're the villains! Putting all these good people at danger with your chaos and disorder. Why, I bet all this was just a distraction to steal from the fine folk? 
*Guy: Hey, my watch is missing?!
*Woman: Oh my, they stole my necklace!
*Guy 2: Urgh, my phone!
*Guy 3: Booooo!
*Guy: How dare she besmirch the good name of the Justice Syndicate?
*Harley Quinn: Holy-frame-a-roly! Where's Mistah J when ya need him?|
*Security Guard: Come on, Bob, the doc wants to see you.
*Bob: Another visitor on the couch?
*Mercy Graves: You need some fresh pies?
*The Joker: Ooooh, what flavor filling? Ooh!
*Lex Luthor: (Hologram) Hello, Joker.
*The Joker: Hex! Are you a ghost?
*Lex Luthor: (Hologram) Urgh! No. I'm not a ghost. I need you as many of your Arkham cell mates as you can muster to meet me at the Hall of Doom.
*The Joker: Well, I am out of pies. You get me out and I'm all yours. 
*Lex Luthor: (Hologram) Good clown. All you need to do is tune the guard's TV to channel 52. (Calls off)
*Captain Cold: Did I just hear you're ready to spring this joint? I've just finished fashioning a cold-gun out of bed springs and soap. 
*Security Guard: Hey! Knock it off! We gave you back your armor and stuff under the strict condition that you DON'T use them for villiany We can take them back just as easily. Stop! Freeze! Haha! Oh wait, it's not him, it's the other one. Uh, un any case, put your hands up! 
*Joker Minion: You okay, boss? Yeah? You're the boss. 
*The Joker: Wait... I can't use this? Huh! Looks like the joke's on me... 
*Joker Minion: Hey, boss! Need a hand? We can help you get there if you let us out of this cell.
*The Joker: Things are really starting to look UP for you guys! Hahaha! 
*Joker Minion: When Joker said we'd be climbing the ladder in no time, this isn't exactly what I imagined.
*Lois Lane: Did you hear that, Jimmy? Something's going on inside!
*Jimmy Olsen: What do you think it is, Lois?
*Lois Lane: I don't know, but with recent sightings of Harley Quinn still on the loose my hopes aren't high for this being good news. Was that Ultraman flying overhead? There's some serious criminal activity going on inside. If Ultraman and the rest of these stand- in heroes are here then we need to see what happens! Let's see if we can get in, this gala might not be so boring after all! 
*Jimmy Olsen: That's a VIP only area, Lois! We don't have tickets!
*Lois Lane: I doubt that matters right now, Jimmy! 
*Captain Cold: Hey! You got it working.
*The Joker: Now that show had explosive drama! Hahahaha.
*Security Guard: Inmates, we are experiencing technical difficulties. For your own safety, remain in your cells. 
*Captain Cold Come on, Joker, that leads down to the lower levels. Okay, that takes care of the easy part. Now where do we go? 
*The Joker: No idea, "mon frozen capitaine", but I'm sure our criminal buddies will help us break outta this dump. Let's go ask 'em, shall we?
*Livewire: Ooh... Is someone letting Livewire out to play? Hehehe... Let's have some fun! 
*Reverse-Flash: Ahh... It's was WAY too cramped in there! Time to stretch my legs a little. 
*Joker Minion: What's the matter? What is it, Chief? 
*Captain Cold: This seems to be our way out, boys and girls. Do your thing! 
*Livewire: Hmm... I could deal with that fuse box, but we'll need to find a way to reach it first. 
*Reverse-Flash: I believe MY powers should be able to help with that. 
*Captain Cold: This way! Follow me!
*Malcom Merlyn: Not interrupting, am I? Hahahaha! 
*Reverse-Flash: Well, that depends, Merlyn. You here to help us or just slow us down? 
*Malcom Merlyn: Oh, please, Thawne. Just because YOU spoiled our little trip to S.T.A.R. Labs... 
*Captain Cold: Guys! This isn't the time! Merlyn, did you see anything that could help us escape?
*Malcom Merlyn: Well, since you asked SO nicely, I think there's someone behind that security gate that could be persuaded to aid our escape.
*Soloman Grundy: Zzz... Zzz.... 
*Malcom Meryln: Well... there he is!
*Reverse-Flash: Soloman Grundy? You sure it's safe to let him out? 
*Malcom Merlyn: Nope, but I don't see any reason why we should let THAT stop us.
*Captain Cold: It would seem our zombified friend is a heavy-sleeper.
*Livewire: No surprise there. Maybe I can do something about that... 
*Soloman Grundy: Agh! Argh! Agh-agh-agh-agh-agh-agh-agh.... ARGH!!!! 
*Livewire: Ha! I knew that'd work! 
*Soloman Grundy: Urgh... Grundy having such nice dream... 
*Livewire: Ooh! What do we have here? I bet I'll get a lotta rattings if I do a show with THIS on it! Ahh... Something to spark my interest, huh? I'll deal with this. 
*Captain Cold: Good. There should be enough parts up here to build what we need. 
*The Joker: Exit's ahead, guuuuuuuuuuuuys! 
*Livewire: Arggggghhhhhhhh! 
*Hugo Strange: Welcome. Seeing as you're here, as you can all assist me with my experiments. 
*Livewire: That's Doctor Hugo Strange! His experiments don't end well for those who assist him. 
*Hugo Strange: My thanks to you, Joker. This break out is the perfect oportunity to get more volunteers for my work... 
*The Joker: You're welcome!
*Hugo Strange: Volunteers like Robert here... 
*The Joker: Bobby! 
*Hugo Strange: I'm looking forward to seeing how you fare against my latest creation. Please, try your best to survive for as long as possible.
*Livewire: We're not taking that thing down without a plan, Joker!
*The Joker: Hmph! I don't like "plans"! I prefer schemes aid statagems! Plots and ploys! Malevolent, mischievous machinations... 
*Livewire: Sure, sure! Whatever you say. Let's just think of one, quick! 
*Hugo Strange: Enough delays! Get them! Get them now!
*The Joker: Ooh-hoo-hoo! I do love a trap I can sink my teeth into! Hahaha! 
*Livewire: Uh-oh. I think we made him mad! Run for it!
*The Joker: Phew! Not exactly MY idea of a "fun run"! That's MY excercise through for the year! 
*Livewire: If we can find more distractions, we should be able to wear him down.
*Hugo Strange: I grow tired of this time-wasting tomfoolery! Get them!
*Livewire: Oops! Did we do that? Haha!
*The Joker: Hahaha! Take THAT, you overgrown... Wuh-oh! Time to make like lightning and BOLT!
*Livewire: *Gasp* This thing doesn't let up! I'm not sure how much more of this we can take.
*Hugo Strange: They're vulnerable! Finish them, my beautiful creatures! ake me proud!
*The Joker: Ooh-boy! Seems like our fun's not over yet!
*Livewire: Ha! How'd you like THAT one, huh? Let's get him, Joker!
*Hugo Strange: No! You can't defeat my monster! My magnificent Monster Man! Nno-ho-hooo...!!
*The Joker: Nice work, bright spark.
*Livewire: Now we just need a way to get out of here.
*The Joker: Relax! I'm sure something will turn up. I'd like to say I knew that would happen... Ha ha ha! 
*Hugo Strange: Poor Robert. Perhaps some kind of rubber shoe... 
*The Joker: Thank heavens for small mercies. He He He! What's this? A party? Need a lift, Pumpkin? 
*Harley Quinn: Mistah J!
*'Ultraman: You think you can escape us, clown?
*Power Ring: I'd take that as a 'yes'. 
*Ultraman: Ah, forget them. We have more pressing issues to attend to. 
*The Joker: Ah, back to the old clubhouse.
*Malcom Merlyn: The Crime Syndicate is worse than the Justice League. They don't play fair! 
*Captain Cold: They broke my favorite cold gun!
*Cheetah: They stood on my tail!
*Clayface: They tried to use me as a casserole dish.
*The Penguin: I hear they got all the loot from the Battcave!
*Catwoman: You've gotta hand it to them, they're better at being villains than we are... 
*Lex Luthor: I beg to differ, Catwoman. No one is better at being a Villain than Lex Luthor.
*The Joker: Lex!
*Lex Luthor: Get off me, you painted buffoon. I didn't bust you out to play patty cake. I've been to LexCorp and seen this so called "Crime Syndicate". They're hunting for something, something powerful. You can bet when they find it, it'll be bad news for the Earth and more importantly, us! 
*Harley Quinn: But, Lexy, with the Justice League outta the picture, who's gonna stop them?
*Heat Wave: Oooo! Us! We can stop them!
*Malcom Merlyn: Indeed!
*Reverse-Flash: And then we can take over!
*Lex Luthor: Precisely! Whatever their game is, if they want to play at being 'Heroes', ..then we'll give them the greatest bunch of bad apples ever assembled. 
*The Joker: Do apples come in bunches?
*Lex Luthor: We'll show them how we do things on our Earth. 
*Poison Ivy: But Ultraman is so powerful. We have our limits, Lex. Apart from the walking power absorber here. 
*Lex Luthor: You don't say? Well, we will just have to recruit the strongest, most devious, most sneaky super-villain team this world has ever seen! Who's with me? Excellent. First up, let's go get Gorilla Grodd on the team. Let's get out of here. (Sighs) Why did Mercy have to park the jet all the way up there? This is such an inconvenience. 
*Reverse-Flash: Take it easy, Lex. Let's just find a way to reach it and we'll be in Gorilla City in no time at all... Y'know, by most people's standards.
*Mercy Graves: The jet's ready to depart when you are. Next stop; Gorilla City.
*Lois Lane: S.T.A.R. Labs, the Galaxy Communications Gala and now Arkham - the Justice Syndicate have let villains escape each and every time. These new heroes aren't quite filling the boots the League left behind.
*Jimmy Olsen: Say, why does Flash ear boots anyway? Aren't they kinda hard to run in? He should wear sneakers. 
*Lois Lane: It could be because the Justice Syndicate are Earth-3 heroes, not used to our Earth. Or perhaps our Earth-1 villains are too sneaky for them... There's something fishy about the Justice Syndicate, and I'm not just talking about Sea King. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Ha ha ha!
*Lois Lane: Come on, Jimmy, let's get back to work. The best place for us to be right now is the Planet newsroom. 
*Kent Clarkson: ...So despite a couple of hiccups, the Galaxy Communications Tower is open for business, reports of a breakout at Arkham have been greatly exggerated, ...and our friends, the Justice Syndicate, are not on the heels of the one or two villians that may still be at large...
*Heat Wave: If we're meeting Grodd at his place, couldn't you have parked a little closer, Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: I don't want to startle the wildlife. Have you ever seen what a surprised ape can do?
*Heat Wave: Softly, softly, catch-ee monkey.
*Cheetah: Grodd's an ape, you fool...
*Heat Wave: Huh... This "Gorilal City" place don't seem so "advanced" to me.
*Captain Cold: This isn't the actual city, genius. These old ruins act as a secret entrance.
*Heat Wave: Uh... I knew that.
*Cheetah: Impressive. Let's see if we can find our way inside.
*Captain Cold: A welcoming committee? 
*Heat Wave: Why do they look so angry? They knew we were coming, right?
*Lex Luthor: It looks like someone forgot to give them the memo . Defend yourselves! 
*Reverse-Flash: Well this is just great! Anybody know a place where people DON'T wanna beat us up?
*Cheetah: "Us"? Yes. "You"? No.
*Reverse-Flash: Hmm... Whose plane is that? It looks like some of the parts might be useful.
*Heat Wave: Time for a little salavge operation, huh? Let's see what we got. Yeah, yeah. So what if I can't use this? Big deal! 
*Cheetah: Ahh... This is just the kind of situation my skills are well suited for. Sometimes I have to question our choices when it comes to building stuff. What's THIS thing supposed to do? 
*Captain Cold: Well it... uh... Isn't it obvious?
*Heat Wave: Ha! Now that's how you get the job done!
*Lex Luthor: Everybody, relax. Grodd has invited us, remember? This is going to be a walk in the park. Apes of Gorilla City. Take us to your leader! Greetings, oh great... ...Solovar?
*Heat Wave: Who's this guy?
*Reverse-Flash: Where's Grodd?
*Solovar: Grodd has been banished from here. Gorilla City is now unde rmy rule.
*Lex Luthor: Grodd was so specific, we had to meet him here.
*Gorilla Grodd: That is correct, Mister Luthor. Thank you for accepting my invitation. Solovar! I will vanquish you and take back my city! 
*Solovar: You're welcome to try... Clever, Grodd. Luring me out with your pets. 
*Reverse-Flash: Hey! 
*Solovar: Let's see you deal with this! 
*Gorilla Grodd: Challenging a mentally enhanced super gorilla? You're even less intelligent than you look! 
*Solovar: This city no longer belongs to you, Grodd! Surrender now befoer my patience expires! Argh! I guarantee you'll pay for that! Guards! Stop them! Arrest the intruders! Urgh! Your tricks are no match for me! I am a greater leader to our people than you ever were, Grodd! Accept that your time is over! My guards will now take you into custody... Seize them! I didn't want to come to this... 
*Gorilla Grodd: Apes of Gorilla City! Kneel before Grodd! Gorilla City now belongs to me. Thank you for your help, Mister Luthor. 
*Lex Luthor: It seems like we didn't have much choice. 
*Gorilal Grodd: If you'd have known my plan, Solovar could have seen it in you your thoughts and pulled it from your mind. Regardless, should you ever require aid... 
*Lex Luthor: Funny, you should mention it.
*Gorilla Grodd: No.
*Lex Luthor: Welcome, Grodd. We can introduce you to everyone later. I need you to help collect out next recruit... 
*Gorilla Grodd: You want me to find Sinestro?
*Lex Luthor: Pick those you think would be most helpful.
*Scarecrow: Ooo! I can find out where Sinestro is, I'm his biggest fan! Yees! 
*Gorilla Grodd: And you.
*Lex Luthor: The Rookie, eh? Yes, that one is becoming most useful. Very well, any thoughts where to start looking? 
*Scarecrow: Ach! He's been captured by the Crime Syndicate and taken to Oa!
*Gorilla Grodd: Hmmm. The home of the Green Lantern Corps. I can locate the vessel to get us there. 
*Lex Luthor: Very clever.
*Gorilla Grodd: Well, why didn't you bring me along for my personality. Come along, my silent friend. If it's a spaceship we need, I happen to know an aircraft hangar near Smallville where he can find one. Do these fools not realize why they'd dealing with? 
*Atom: This Brainiac shrinking technology is amazing! I wonder if I can... Hey! What's going on? You're not supposed to be here! 
*Gorilla Grodd: The Atom? We'll need to defeat him if we want to acquire Brainiac's ship!
*Atom: I've never been one to shrink from a challenge... Ouch! I still say you have "little" no change of beating me! Urgh! Maybe I should concentrate more on fighting and less on making size related puns... Agh! Defeating you won't be a tall order! 
*Killer Frost: What is all that?
*Gorilla Grodd: Some tech the Justice League must have put into storage. 
*Killer Frost: Is it junk?
*Gorilla Grodd: Not in my hands. There's more than one way to get into space. Like this Slideways Teleporter for example. Well, come on, then!
*Owlman: Oh, what's the matter, Sea King? Tide gone out?
*Sea King: The Earth is covered two-thirds in water. If we're to fulfil our promise, I require aid in searching the oceans.
*Superwoman: Everyone has their sectors to search, Sea King. You frightened of a little hard work?
*Sea King: No, but I detest this playing at being a hero!
*Ultraman: As do we all... By pretending to be the planet's do-gooders allows us to search unhindred and unquestioned.
*Deathstorm: Here, Sea King, I got a little helper for you.
*Killer Frost: The Watchtower!
*Scarecrow: Someone has been through here and cleaned it out.
*Gorilla Grodd: Let's hope they've left us something to get us to Oa... 
*Killer Frost: There's gotta be a ship here we can use to reach Oa. I see those Justice League pests using them all the time.
*Voice: ALERT! Intruder. Lockdown initated. TAMPER PROTCOL ACTIVE. ERROR! ERROR! Security Systems Failure! Update Required... Attempting reboot. Systems Failture. ERROR! ERROR! Please contact the neartest tech support staff member. Re-routing power. Main security protcol failure. Hangar security compromised. System reboot needed. Security systems, reset. ERROR! ERROR! Database failure. Security reboot failed. Security shutdown. Main power restored, no security active. 
*Killer Frost: It won't take a snowstorm to deal with this.
*Captain Cold: Captain Cold is more than ready for another chilling encounter.
*Jimmy Olsen: Rolling.
*Lois Lane: That was another witness calling in about the Atom colliding with villains in Kansas, with no Justice Syndicate around to help him. Time to check up on Mr. Power Ring and his super friends, to see just how busy they are.
*Jimmy Olsen: Clarkson told me Power Ring is on the planet Oa, he didn't say what he was doing...
*Lois Lane: Time to find out... Hello operator? Yes, I'd like to place a call to Oa. To the Guardians of the Universe. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Won't a call to a planet that far away rack up a big loud distance bill?
*Lois Lane: Don't worry, Jimmy, it's a collect call.
*Kiler Frost: If anyone asks, it was like this when we found it, okay?
*Sinestro: Release me! The fearsome Sinestro will not tolerate such treatment!
*Power Ring: There.
*Ganthet: We are grateful at your service. However, there is something about you, Green Lantern of Earth-3, that is... odd. You are not what you seem... 
*Power Ring: What? I got the ring, the green suit, the cool moves, I'm totally the real deal! I was, you know, sort of in the middle of something. So can I go now? 
*Ganthet: One moment. Stay, as we, the Guardians of the Universe, delibrate on the fate of Sinestro.
*Sinestro: Urrrgh, this is going to take forever!
*Gorilla Grodd: Any landing you can walk away from.
*Scarecrow: That was terrifying. 
*Killer Frost: And you should know. 
*Gorilla Grodd: Alright, knock it off. Let's figure out a way to get down. Our mission to appears to be off a rather uninspring start. I rust you can at least repair our ship? 
*Killer Frost: What/ Uh, sure we can...
*Scarecrow: Yeah, we might not be super geniuses like you, Grodd but we do have our uses.
*Gorilla Grodd: It would seem that in addition to getting Sinestro to help us fight our enemies, we also require him to transport us home. 
*Killer Frost: Yeah. Let's hope he's feeling generous.
*Scarecrow: We'll need to find out where they're keeping him first. Let's go.
*Killer Frost: Ugh! Great! I think we've been spotted, guys!
*Gorilla Grodd: I can't use this? Well... I didn't want to, anyway! Hmm... My powers of mental persuasion might be use on that unsuspecting fellow. I'll need to get closer to fully establish a link. Now the world shall witness my unmatched intelligent. 
*Killer Frost: Hmm... That looks like the entrance to the prisoner cells. Any ideas how we get past the guards?
*Scarecrow: I'm AFRAID so! Hahaha!
*Killer Frost: I don't get it. What does that mean?
*Gorilla Grodd: I believe Scarecrow intends to use his fear-based toxin to proceed. 
*Scarecrow: Uh, yes. That's correct. 
*Killer Frost: Ah, okay. I got you now. Sometimes when you're teaming up with other villains you forgot how much wordplay's involved. 
*Scarecrow: Muuhahahahahaha!!!! Yes! Let the fear control you! Embrace you! Embrace it! Hahaha!
*Gorilla Grodd: I have to admit, you really own that gimmick, Scarecrow.
*Scarecrow: Why, thank you, Grodd. I like to think that the little details make all the difference.
*(Killer Frost, Rookie, Scarecrow and Gorilla Grodd are spying on Green Lantern Corps and Sinestro)
*Gorilla Grodd: There he is.
*Sinestro: Free!
*Gorilla Grodd: Sinestro, in exchange of your freedom, Lex Luthor seeks your aid on Earth.
*Sinestro: I owe Lex a debt. So be it! Let all Earth fear me!
*Green Lantern (John Stewart): Going somwhere, Sinestro? Our newest member is going to show us all how he beat you the first time. Aren't you?
*Power Ring: Er... Me? Er, last time er... Okay, I'll see what I can do. 
*Sinestro: Your will is weak. You will lose this time...
*Power Ring: I... I can't do this! You guys handle them! Go! GO! So we get this over and everything's done, right? Okay, bad guys! You're totally gonna... lose! Right? 
*Scarecrow: What was THAT about? Who was he just talking to?
*Sinestro: His Lantern Ring...I believe his will is so weak, it's managing to completely guide his actions. Enough of this imposter's games. Let's find a way to show him the true power of the Sinestro Corps! Take this, you pale imitation! 
*Scarecrow: Ha, ha! Oustanding work, Sinestro!
*Power Ring: Urgh! I guess this means it's time to surrender then. What? You want us to keep fighting...? Oh, boy! Oh, that dose it! Now we are REALLY, uh, annoyed! You are gonna pay for your... annoying-ness! You really think you can stop me, do you? Well, all I have to say that is... you're PROBABLY wrong! 
*Sinestro: Nothing can stop the ower of fear!
*Power Ring: Haha! Indeed! I think you and I are going to get along quite nicely, Sinestro. No... No... Not again! Why me? Why does everything bad always happen to me? 
*Sinestro: Poor fellow.
*Scarecrow: Sinetro! Quickly! This way be our only chance to escape!
*Gorilla Grodd: Back to Earth! Luthor is waiting.
*Sea King: Urggh! So much ocean!
*(Mercy Graves is spying on the Crime Syndicate)
*Kalibak: Why am I recieveing reports of your team allowing villains to escape?
*Ultraman: Power Ring ran into some difficulty, nothing to worrry about.
*Kalibak: Our mater demands results. He is growing inpaitent... 
*Ultraman: We are close to finding the artifact, rest assured. Being heroes, we have access to every restricted lab and base on the planet. We can just walk right in.
*Johnny Quick: I never had Aquaman pegged for a golfer.
*Kalibak: Get it done. And don't risk destroying it!
*Sinestro: Fear not, n'er-do-wells of Earth! I will carry you to victory!
*Captain Cold: Huh! Get a load of this guy!
*Lex Luthor: Welcome, Sinestro. It's true you will all be a valuable additon to our growing forces.
*Gorilla Grodd: We'll need more than just fear, Lex.
*Lex Luthor: Grodd is right, Sinestro, even with our combined intellect we need more big hitters. "Gotham museum' has artifacts from Kahndaq on display... 
*Malcom Merlyn: Kahndaq?! You're not seriously thinking about recruiting Black Adam, are you?
*Lex Luthor: The key to Black Adam's freedom like somewhere in that exhibition.
*Gorilla Grodd: A magic prison of soem kind?
*The Joker: Magic! Harley and me love magic. Can we go Lex, can we, huh? Can we, can we, can we?
*Sinestro: Are you ready to leave for the museum?
*The Joker: So sorry to disappoint you, my fear-focused friend but I've got to go catch up with an old pal of mine. But' I'm sure Harley here would be happy to show you the way. 
*Harley Quinn: What? Oh, absolutely, Puddin'! If there's one thing I love to do it's taking weird color-obssesed aliens on trips to the museum!
*Sinestro: Indeed... but let's hurry. The sooner we can get to Adam, the sooner we can be rid of these false heroes. Hmm... That should be enough. Now, let's make our way inside and find Black Adam. 
*Lois Lane: Not to mention- 
*Jimmy Olsen: Hold on, hold on, hold on! Okay, ready. 
*Lois Lane: He's not reporting on this crime wave, Jimmy. Whioch is really odd for a reporter with his credintials.
*Jimmy Olsen: Kent Clarkson? Where did he work before coming here to the Planet?
*Lois Lane: According to his resume, he's been all over the world, looking for the most exciting stories. Yet when alternate dimension heroes descend on Gotham and Metropolis and fall to keep up the strandards of the Justice League, he misses out on the details! 
*Jimmy Olsen: You know, some people exaggerated their resumes...
*Lois Lane: Clarkson is not definitely not what he seems... but that's not wjhat's important right now. Let's focus on this crime wave, Jimmy. If Clarkson won't report, we will! 
*Security Guard: Museum's closing. No ore learning for you today! Off you go!
*Sinestro: I still don't see why we have to sneak around.
*Harley Quinn: If we set off the alarms, the building will lock down and those Crime Syndicate creeps might show up.
*Sinestro: Pah! I, Sinestro, fear nothing. Except maybe long silences.
*Harley Quinn: Hmmm, well I don't want to give them fake heroes any our publicity at my expense. The coast's clear, let's go! That's where we neesd to be. All the Kahndaq stuff is in there. 
*Sinestro: I don't want to know what part of you we were in.
*The Joker: Okay, Silly-Smile Squad! There's our way in! Let's go!
*Sinestro: Ha! That unsuspecting fool of a security guard doesn't know what fate awaits him.
*Clayface: Remember what we talked about. We don't want nothing that'll get the attention of the Justice Syndicate.
*Harley Quinn: Yeah, the last thing we need are those locust, good fer-nothins showin' up! Gotta be a way to get past the gaurd real quiet like!
*The Joker: Ooh! I know just the thing! Let's see if the parts I need are around here... 
*Clayface: I might be the starting role but I'm gonna need some supporting players to help me deal with this thing.
*Harley Quinn: You want us to help you make some of the laughing toxin, Mistah J! No sweat!
*The Joker: Haha! Time to put a little smile on that poor security guard's face!
*Security Guard: Ha... Haha... Ha! Hahaha! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Harley Quinn: Ha! Another satisfield audience! Hoe do you do it, Mistah J?
*The Joker: Oh, Harley... You know it's all in the delivery. Hahaha!
*Harley Quinn: Hahaha! Good'n... Puddin'!
*Clayface: If you two are about done, we still got a magical tomb to raid!
*Sinestro: It's difficult to imagine anything of such immense power being contained in such an ordinary museum.
*Clayface: Hey, there ain't no better hiding place than in plain sight, pal! Take it from someone who knows!
*Sinestro: This must be it. We'll need to direct a source of light through that amulet and into Black Adam's sarcophagus for it open.
*Harley Quinn: Ooh! Sounds like SOMEONE'S been payin' attention!
*The Joker: Huh! Show off!
*Harley Quinn: If you think I can't deal with this kinda thing... Well, you're right. But I still don't have to be happy abou it!
*Clayface: Well? Why ain't it working?
*The Joker: Yeah I thought we'd be knee deep in rabbits and playing cards by now. I want magic!!!! 
*Harley Quinn: Of course, the magic words! 
*Sinestro: Wait... There it is! Sher~zam! 
*Black Adam: I, Black Adam, am free! I'm sure I can get through those walls. 
*Billy Baston: But can you get through me? Shazam!
*(Billy Baston transform into Shazam)
*Sinestro: Shazam?
*The Joker: Ha, leave this to me. Abraca zebra! 
*Superwoman: I'm here to help!
*Shazam: I'm a big fan of your work. You're just in time to see me clean their clocks!
*Superwoman: What is he doing here?
*Shazam: Are you with them?
*Mazahs: Those curs? Never! I, Mazahs, come from Earth-3 to fight all evil.
*Shazam: Surely you don't mean her? This woman has become one of our Earth's greatest heroes! And I should know, being one myself! 
*Superwoman: Er, yes. That's right, I'm a hero now so, er... Why don't you take care of these guys for me, and we'll catch up later? 
*Shazam: Great idaa! 
*Mazahs: Oh, of course! 
*Superwoman: Okay, bye then!
*Shazam: Whoa! Teaming up with the Earth-3 version of me? That's totally... uh... interesting! Yep!
*Mazahs: There'll be time to explain later. For now, we have business to take care of.
*Black Adam: It matters not. Their puny alliance will only mean a greater victory to mark my return to this world!
*Shazam: Urgh! These guys are the worst! Let's show 'em what we can do!
*Mazahs: Very well. I shall demonstrate the powers that have made me the greatest hero of all time!
*Shazam: "Greatest hero fo all time"?
*Mazahs: Quickly! We must combine our forces! I cannot lose!
*Sinestro: Urgh! We almost had it! Let's try that again, shall we? 
*Shazam: Let's try another team-up!
*Mazahs: Urgh! I... I don't know how this could have happened... 
*Shazam: Oh, man! Looks like it's up to me! I got you now... and I mean it this time! Urgh... I think I'm done? Well, I got bad news for you... I'M NOT! 
*Black Adam: Give my regards to the Rock of Eternity! Kerchunga! That felt most satisfying. 
*The Joker: How's it going, Houdini? So we're putting a team of super bad guys together, to take down another team of super bad guys. Interested?
*Black Adam: That does not concern me, clown person.
*Harley Quinn: Okay, how about this? If you don't help us, we'll put you back where we found you.
*Black Adam: Uh, very well, I agree. But can we stop for drive-through? I haven't eaten for eternity. 
*Kent Clarkson: Hi folks, The Justice Syndicate need your help! The recent break-in at Gotham Museum is thought to be linked to local villains trying to track down alien artifacts, for no good purposes, obviously! So keep 'em peeled, and call in if you find or see anything out of the ordinary. Anything! 
*(Mercy Graves is spying on Superwoman and Jphnny Quick)
*Johnny Quick: Ultraman? More like Ultra-stupid! Didn't he think maybe asking all this Earth's fools to call us about anything odd-looking might be a bad idea? I mean, really? 
*Superwoman: You might have a point, Johnny.
*Owlman: Well your helpers got stuck in a cosmic rock and allowed Black Adam to escape!
*Sea King: What? First Power Ring, and now you! This Earth's villains are not playing nice.
*Owlman: Every time we beat them, it keeps the normals believing our cover story. We need that in place to carry on the search! 
*Sea King: Says you! I says we find these villains and show them to runs the planet now!
*Owlman: Don't forget, this world has been promised to us when we find the artifact!
*Sea King: I've had enough of this hero bilge. Being good is so boring! Oh. What's that, Nippy? Hmmm, interesting! Excellent. Looks like it's time for a voyage! 
*Harley Quinn: S'pose we should be gettin' back to our base.
*The Joker: Indeed, my dear!
*Clayface: Uh, sure. We'll run ahead. See you guys back at the base.
*(Clayface, Harley Quinn and The Joker runs away)
*Lois Lane: Really?! No way?! Fascinating, thank you sir. (Sighs) Amazing! Did you get all that, Jimmy?
*Jimmy Olsen: Uhh... 
*Lois Lane: What an informative interview - that eyewitness saw a number of the Syndicate failing to stop an active crime. What is so important that Superwoman would leave Harley Quinn and the Joker running around? They aren't the usual actions of a Superhero. 
*Jimmy Olsen: No?
*Lois Lane: Absolutely not! something big is going on behind the scenes and we're going to find out what it is! 
*Sea King: Ha ha! Found ye I did! Now to do what we should have done when we first gots here! Take her down, Squiddy! 
*Clayface: Hey!
*Black Adam: Ow, unhand me!
*The Riddler: My cane!
*Malcom Merlyn: I think the sushi's arrived!
*Harley Quinn: What's going on?
*Sea King: Ah hah! Catch of the day!
*Poison Ivy: Harley! No!
*(Black Manta and King Shark arrives)
*King Shark: Ivy Lady! Big sea monster roaming the seas!
*Black Manta: We need shelter. Can you accoommoate is in the Hall of Doom until we figure out what it wants?
*King Shark: Sea not safe! Hide us!
*Poison Ivy: What? No! That sea monster dragged away the Hall of Doom and my friend! And you're going to help me to get them back. Aren't you? Where tare they taking her? Harley! 
*Black Manta: Odd name for a squid.
*Sea King: Ah, more guests! Have at 'em, Squiddy! Arrgh! You'll be sorry you decided to follow me, you worthless scallywags! Ha-harr! 
*Poison ivy: No-one steals our friends from us!
*Black Manta: Surrender, Sea King! There's only room for ONE ruler of the oceans and that's ME!
*Kign Shark: Alright, enough talk! King Shark is feelin' HUNGRY!
*Sea King: Your precious base and everything inside it belongs to me now... including your criminal buddies!
*Black Manta: What madness is this? Something I am unable to use?
*Sea King: I warned ya, didn't I?
*Black Manta: Hey! Where are you going, Sea King? You scare?
*Poison Ivy: I think he wants to let his "pet" do the rest of his dirty work.
*King Shark: Ha! Fine by me! Not even some overgrown octopus can stop King Shark! 
*Black Manta: As much as I admire your enthusism, my fishy friend, defeating this creature may require an extra level of thought. I shall dispense with this easily! 
*King Shark: Ha! That showed him not to mess with us! 
*Black Manta: I wouldn't be so sure. I believe Sea King is using a form of mind control to command the octopus. 
*Sea King: You don't stand a chance! Got a surprise for ya... Bet you wished you hadn't followed me now, eh? Hahaha! 
*Black Manta: The wretched Sea King is even more insufferable than Aquaman!
*Poison Ivy: They've combined their powers. Maybe there's something around here we can use to take them both down. How about a little toy for your octopus friend, Sea King? I do hope you approve! 
*Sea King: What? What are you doing? No! No, you beat! Get them! Gah1 Blast it! You got lucky, that's all! Sea King never loses! 
*King Shark: Hey! Is he trying to leave the party early or something? Hey! Look who managed to escape! 
*Harley Quinn: King Shark? Izzat you? Wait a sec... Ivy?! Aww, you guys came to rescue me!
*Black Manta: You three can catch up later. Right now, we've got a runaway super-villain base to reacquire! 
*Poison Ivy: It's okay! I'll stay here with Harley. You two, get after him!
*King Shark: Ha! Fresh meat this way! Hehehe... 
*Black Manta: I believe they went through here. Let's find a way past. 
*Sea King: You STILL persist?! I had no idea the people of this Earth were too foolish!
*Black Manta: I feel you're about to learn a great deal about us!
*King Shark: Yeah, like that I'm a shark... King Shark! Hahaha!
*Sea King: Now you'll see why I'm the true ruler of the oceans! You're in DEEP trouble! (Groans) Scuppered by sea scoundrels! 
*Poison Ivy: You still want to hide in here, boys?
*Black Manta: Very funny, Ivy. You got your friend back, so we'll be on our way.
*Harley Quinn: Left a little. A little more!
*Clayface: Nom nom nom!
*Lex Luthor: Enough nonsense!
*The Joker: Nice suit, Lex!
*Lex Luthor: If the Crime Syndicate can find us, we must strike now! Thanks to them, there's no more Justice League, but now we need to show these Earth-3 imposters how we do things around here. Time to find out what they're up to, kick them out and make this planet ours! 
*The Joker: Yesss!
*Clayface: Yeah!
*The Rioddler: Let's get' em!
*Lex Luthor: We need to get to their base at LexCorp, and take them down! ah, the Rookie. I've watched your powers grow and I'm imprressed. Pah! Having to sneak into my own building? This is ridiculous! 
*Gorilal Grodd: An specific thoguhts as to how we might get inside? They'll certainly notice ME if we attempt to enter through the front door. 
*Lex Luthor: (Sighs) There's no need to worry. I have everything under control. This way. 
*Lois Lane: Okay, time to comfirm it if these rumors are true... here he comes. Thanks for agreeing to speak with us, sir. So, is it true a series of bizarre events is recently occured on the swamp near here? So is it true that all the local water bubbled to dued to unusual activity? Incredible! And the rumor of a feroicious man-shark being spotted? And that a giant octopus stalks these waters, dragging boats and buildings to a watery demise?! Thanks so much for comfirming all this, sir! What a story! He really was a chatterbox, huh? Still, we got what we needed. Let's go! 
*Security Officer: I'll need to see some ID. That guy looks taller... 
*Lex Luthor: We need to get to the control room. 
*Gorilla Grodd: Okay, let's get moving. Huh? Who's that?
*Lex Luthor: Just one of my faithful employees... Wait. What are you doing? Ah, that's better. What would Lex Luthor be without robotic minions? 
*Sinestro: A lot more quiet, perhaps.
*Lex Luthor: I'll have these taken care of with ease! 
*Gorilla Grodd: What's this? A reward for me? Well, I must say, it's certainly long overdue! 
*Black Adam: Finally! It's taking too long!
*Sinestro: Patience, Adam. We must work together to defeat the Crime Syndicate. Now is not the time for ego. 
*Gorilla Grodd: You're certain there isn't an easier way to get around this place, Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: If there was, don't you think I'd use it? Let's access the main reception decsk. 
*Robot: Hello and welcome to LexCorp. Please take a seat until Mister Luthor returns.
*Lex Luthor: But I am Mister Luthor! Urgh! They must have changed the security codes to keep us out.
*Gorilla Grodd: Whatever it is they're up to, they don't want the world to find out about it. There must be a way past. 
*Lex Luthior: Perhaps the receptionist could be reprogrammed into helping us.
*Black Adam: More delays? Why do we continue to waste time like this when the Crime Syndicate knows we are here?
*Sinestro: They may know we're here, but the only way we're ever going to reach them is by following Luthor.
*Gorilla Grodd: Yes, Adam. Please be patient.
*Black Adam: Patient? This is not my way. I take what I want when I want.
*Gorilla Grodd: This is your idea of reprogramming the receptionist into helping us, Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: Just a few minor upgrades and she'll be perfect.
*Sinestro: They say that genius is often misunderstood... but I'm not certain this qualifies.
*Gorilla Grodd: Oh, I'm sorry. Did anyone else want this? No, of course not. Trust me, I'm psychic. I can tell.
*Lex Luthor: There we are. I knew we'd find a way through. Nothing like a little inventing to focus the mind.
*Black Adam: It's as if they were waiting for us.
*Ultraman: Of course we were.
*Lex Luthor: Ultraman... As aranged. They're all yours.
*Ultraman: Your so-called ally Lex told us you were on your way.
*Owlman: He said he simply couldn't allow this attack to succeed...
*Supewoman: You have don well, Lex.
*Lex Luthor: My tech can help you find whatever it is that you're looking for, in exchange for my share of ther Earth when you're done.
*The Joker: I'd watch him, Ultra-bland. I don't think he can be trusted...
*Black Adam: Well, I came here for a fight!
*Sinestro: Get them!
*Grid: Grid... Online!
*Captain Boomerang: Well aren't you just the friendliest looking thing? 
*Deadshot: I'm gonna guess he's not programmed to give out hugs!
*Grid: This world is ours. Have a nice day. Once again, my systems have failed. Need... better... battery. 
*Deadshot: It's going to take something a little heavier to put him down.
*Captain Boomerang: You're right there, mate. Let's see what we can find.
*Grid: Incoming danger detected! 
*Captain Boomerang: Aww... Too slow, mate! Haha!
*Grid: My technology is uperior to all.
*Deadshot: He's not going to stay down forever. Newbie, you think you could do a little creative re-wiring? 
*Grid: Have... a nice... day... 
*Deathstorm: Ha! I always knew Grid was nothing more than scrap metal! You won't deal with ME so easily!
*Catwoman: Wow... So much for "team spirit".
*Harley Quinn: Yeah! With friends like those... yadda, yadda, yadda!
*Soloman Grundy: Grundy not want to be fire man's friend!
*Deathstorm: Haha! I'm all fired up now! Gah... Where am I? 
*Soloman Grundy: Time to go "bye-bye", Mister Fire Man!
*Deathstorm: Urgh... Did I get them?
*Catwoman: Now's our chance! Sorry to put you out like this.
*Deathstorm: Here it comes! Your doom awaits! No force on your puny world can stop me! I... I can't believe this... This... can't be happening... 
*Harley Quinn: We gotcha now, hot stuff!
*Deathstorm: Urgh... Did I get them?
*The Joker: Right! Now I want to have a word with Lex. 
*Lex Luthor: Yes, of course. That makes sense. 
*Sinestro: Luthor! No! Don't touch that.
*Owlman: You don't know what you're doing!
*Lex Luthor: Oh, but I do. Using your techonology I'll soon get rid of anyone who could oppose my total rule of this planet... Hero or Villain! 
*Superwoman: You tricked all of us?
*Lex Luthor: I'm going to get rid of you ust like you get rid of the Justice League. No! What are you doing?! 
*Kent Clarkson: Hey folks, you'd have to be living under a rock not to notice the new planet in the sky.
*Guy: What's that now?
*Kent Clarkson: ...Let's go live to the Justice Syndicate for an update on just what's happening.
*Ultraman: People of Earth. Don't panic! We, your heroes, are currently assessing if any threat is posed by this new moon now orbiting your Earth. 
*Superwoman: At the moment it looks like there is no cause for alarm. Reassuring smile.
*Kent Clarkson: There you go, folk, nothing to worry about!
*Harley Quinn: Where are we, Puddin'? If we're over the rainbow, I ain't impressed.
*The Joker: I agree. Oooo, but look what's going on iver there. It looks like they're having a party. They won't mind if we crash it... 
*Harley Quinn: Hmmm, I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
*The Joker: Let's go and join the party! You two, don't fall too far behind. People could get suspicious.
*Harley Quinn: No problem, Puddin'! We'll keep up with ya! That Superman wannabe won't know what hit him!
*The Joker: You two got here awfully fast! Guess it goes to show that fitness is no joke!
*Harley Quinn: Ooh... fire! I like this one! Hey, can I borrow that when you're done with it, Mistah Demon, sir?
*Lois Lane: There's no way all these events are coincidental. The Justice League would have heard about this. They should be here, right now, but they'er not. 
*Jimym Olsen: We're in a whole leap of trouble!
*Lois Lane: It means either the Justice League are no more... Or what the Syndicate told the world, about the Justice League being on a mission, wasn't true! 
*Jimmy Olsen: You mean the Syndicate lied? But aren't they heroes? 
*Lois Lane: Let's keep a closer eye on Clarkson; whatever he reports we can assume the opposite is true,
*Jimmy Olsen: Even his article on alligators not being good house pets?
*Lois Lane: Okay, that one is true. Come on!
*Harley Quinn: Come on, Mistah J. This place is too weird, even for me.
*The Joker: I love it! The chaos is so... Inviograting! I'll fit right in.
*Harley Quinn: If you say so...
*The Joker: Alright, Pumpkin-pie! Let's see if anyone's home!
*Harley Quinn: Sure thing, Puddin'!
*The Joker: Ha! Leave this to me!
*Harley Quinn: Well, what d'ya know? Just the job for Harley Quinn!
*The Joker: Wait! What just happened to "Captain Chatterbox"? 
*Harley Quinn: Collectin' more super powers, I guess. Ain't you been payin' attention, Mistah J?
*The Joker: Ooh! Super powers, huh? Okay, "motor-mouth", let's see some tricks! 
*Harley Quinn: Hey! Not bad! I bet Ivy would'a been proud'a that one!
*The Joker: Hmm... Y'know, someone really ought to brighten this place up a little. 
*Harley Quinn: Yeah, but on the other hand, the whole dark, gloomy, lava-ey motif really works for 'em.
*The Joker: Ahh! What do we have here? A little transportation for us at last? 
*Harley Quinn: Yeah, Mistah J! Let's take it for a spin! Y'know... once we find where they left he keys or whatever. Okiedokie! Time for a little "test drive"!
*The Joker: Alright, kiddo! Here we go! 
*Harley Quinn: Aw, who left THAT in our way?! Let's blast it! 
*The Joker: Oh, dear! A gap in the road? Seems pretty dangerous to me! Let's see if we can do something abou tit!
*Harley Quinn: Agh! What happened?! Uh-oh, Mistah J! Looks like we got ourselves a not-so-friendly rival! 
*The Joker: Relax, Harley! We'll make short work of these particular party-poopers! 
*Harley Quinn: Ha! That takes care'a that! Now we just gotta power this thing up and get it movin' again. You got lightin, powers, don't ya, newbie?
*The Joker: Haha! That did it! Here we come, uncertain and potentitaly dangerous destination! Hahaha!
*Harley Quinn: Dangerous? Oh, right. Uh... yay!
*The Joker: Here you go, try no to scratch it.
*Darkseid: Report.
*Dessad: My Lord, Apokolips has been brought to Earth, via some kind of Boom Tube overload. 
*Granny Goodness: Don't bother him with that Dessad! A more pressing concern, my Lord, is that the prisoners have escaped! They are making their way here as we speak! 
*Kalibak: Spare us your cowardice, Granny Goodness. No prisoner is a matych for Kalibak!
*Granny Goodness: "Cowardice"?! Don't you speak to your elders like that! 
*Darkseid: Enough! Darkseid is not troubled by such petty news, not when the Anti-Life Equation will soon be mine.
*Harley Quinn: "Anti-Life"...? Ooh that sounds bad, Mistah J.
*Kalibak: The Crime Syndicate claim they are very close to locating the artifact.
*Darkseid: Good. Nothing else is for importance. Huh? 
*The Joker: What's got into this thing?
*Kalibak: Who goes there?
*Granny Goodness: Is it them?
*The Joker: I think you and I would make quite the team!
*Harley QUinn: Where are the justice League when you need them?
*(Wonder Woman, The Flash, Cyborg, Superman, Batman, Aquaman and Green Lantern arrives)
*Batman: Your prisoners couldn't hold us. Joker?! What are you doing here? 
*Superman: Last chance to surrender, Darkseid!
*Darkseid: Enjoy your trip. 
*The Flash: Superman!
*Darkseid: Your escape attempt has been a waste of time. 
*Cyborg: We've beaten bigger than you before, and we'll do it again.
*Darkseid: As they say on your world... "you and whoose army?"
*(Green Lantern Corps arrives)
*Darkseid: What?
*Green Lantern (John Stewart): You didn't think this traveling across the galaxy would go unnoticed, did you?
*Darkseid: Stop them! 
*Green Lantern (John Stewart): We'll hold Darkseid's legions, you guys regroup at the Watchtower! 
*Batman: Get the clown! 
*Ultraman: Er, Darkseid. We were...
*Johnny Quick: No packing! 
*Darkseid: Enough! Despite my arrival, the plan remains the same. Continue with your heroic farcade and find me the last piece of the Anti-Life Equation! Soon the universe shall be mine!!!! 
*Johnny Quick: But he does an evil guy laugh now.
*Harley Quinn: What happened to you do-gooders?
*Wonder Woman: It's a long story, for another time.
*Batman: Okay, Joker, what's going on? Moving planets is a little out of your league. 
*The Joker: What! No hug?
*Harley Quinn: He ain't mixed up in this, honest! We don't even know the "Anti-Life Equation" is! 
*Wonder Woman: Huh?
*Green Lantern: Huh?
*The Joker: Okaaaay, bad reaction. So what is this "anti-lice evasion"?
*Cyborg: The Anti-Life Equation is supwer powerful. Anyone who learns it would be able to control any planet they choose. Perhaps even the entire universe.
*Wonder Woman: Darkseid must think it's on our Earth.
*The Flash: The thing I don't get it is why Darkseid didn't invade Earth himself. Why did he take the trouble to replace us? 
*Batman: So our stand-ins, the 'Justice Syndicate', could search the planet freely and without suspicion. 
*Harley Quinn: Those no good, phony fraudsters. But hey! Now you real deal heroes are back, you can sort tis all out, right?
*Aquaman: Wrong. I think we might have a problem.
*Kent Clarkson: Well, folks, I've got bad news. It seems the Justice League failed in their super secret mission, which has cuased it... We also have exclusive footage showing that the Justice League, have turned bad! Condemation of the Justice League has been swift. 
*Robin: I'm mean, I'm surprised Superman and Wonder Woman have tuned bad.
*Woman: Not that Batman though. I always thought he was kind dark. 
*Robin: I guess, he never let me drive the Batmobile, I suppose... 
*Ultraman: Uh, but don't worry, folks. It's not all bad news, as we're here to help! You're safe with us! 
*Batman: We won't be able to count assistance from the usual places. We're going to need help from elsewhere. 
*The Flash: And shouldn't we try to find Superman?
*The Joker: After all, he has more powers than you, doesn't he, Batman?
*Aquaman: Yes! I declare this to be the catch of the day!
*Voice: System... malfuction. Reboot... failure... Please call help... desk. Please will all... heroes remember to submit... their personnal forms... into... into... W... A... S... Key binding... fail... failure... Central base unit... replaceee... baseholo... holographic display... Laughing... fish... Laughing... fish... 
*Green Lantern: Better leave this one for someone else to handle.
*Voice: All... employeeeeeeeessss... benefits... failure... Computer mainframe damaged... base... base... holographics disabled... monitor initialzation failure... fail... power low... need power update... initiate robot. Error! Error! Power overload! System check... Power normal. Server robot successful. Loading system diagnostics. System scans ready for intialozaton. 
*Lois Lane: Aw coem on, Perry. That 'footage' was total baloney, and you know it! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Are you sure you wshould be talking to Mr. White like this, Lois?
*Lois Lane: The Justice League are the GOOD guys! Who was it got you a last minute gift when you forgot your wife's birthday? Superman! And let's not forget all the times Cyborg has helped reset your emil password! Okay, deal! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Aw come on...
*Lois Lane: If the League come back and save the day, which they will, I get to do the report, and Jimmy gets to shoot it. If we're wrong we'll happt resign. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Why'd I have to be dragged into this!?
*Aquaman: Good luck down there.
*Batman: Copy that.
*The Joker: I'm the co-pilot.
*Batman: Give me that back! Now, sit there and don't touh anything@
*The Joker: Ooo, what do these do?
*Wonder Woman: Welcome to Themyscria! My people are pretty serious, so Harley, you'll need to be on your best behavior. 
*Harley Quinn: Yes, Ma'am! 
*Wonder Woman: Stand down! I've brought outsiders but... You're all under mind control! Who did this? 
*Ganny Goodness: That would be us!
*Wonder Woman: Granny Goodness!
*Granny Goodness: Since we're here, I thought why not a recruit a few more of you for my Female Furies. In fact, I think you'd make a grand addition, too. Virman, bring her to the temple. 
*Virman Vundabar: But of course! Furies, attack!
*Harley Quinn: Sorry, that's as best as my best behavior gets.
*Wonder Woman: I can live with that. We need to break the mind control on these Amazons! 
*Granny Goodness: Ah, yes! This will make a magnificent new base of operations from my Female Furies! Hahaha!
*Wonder Woman: Not if we have any say in the matter!
*Cyborg: Yeah! Let's go teach that Granny Goodness some manners!
*Harley Quinn: Ditto! Just don't go flyin' too far ahead, okay? Not all of us have super powers, y'know!
*Wonder Woman: Hmm... Perhaps this catapult can help us break past us break apart their defenses.
*Harley Quinn: Hey! I got somethin' like this back home!
*Cyborg: Really? What do you use it for?
*Harley Quinn: Y'know... getting rid of stuff.
*Cyborg: What do I find that so unsettling? Whoa... That wasn't exactly pretty.
*Harley Quinn: Yeah but you can't argue with results. Look! I think I can see our way inside! 
*Wonder Woman: I suppose, on occassion, at pays to use an... unconventonal approach.
*Harley Quinn: Huh? Do I need super powers to deal with this or somethin'? That ain't exactly fair! Got it! Now fer a little payback! 
*Wonder Woman: Stay on your guard. A far greater challenge lies ahead. 
*Harley Quinn: Leave this to Harley! Wait, you really ARE leaving it to me? What are ya, crazy?!
*Virman Vundabar: Ah, come to join our little party, have you? You're most welcome!
*Granny Goodness: We do hope you enjoy your stay! In fact, we hope you never leave! Hahaha!
*Wonder Woman: This is MY home. If anyone is leaving it is you.
*Virman Vundabar: Oooff... Wh-why is this happening?
*Granny Goodness: That's enough! You've had your fun but now it is OVER!
*Cyborg: I don't think so, Granny!
*Granny Goodness: The age of the Amazons is over! Nyagh! Ooh, you're going to regret doing that! It's time to meet your demise! Urgh! You're stronger than you look but that won't save you! Argh... How? How are you doing this?! 
*Amazon Leader: My thanks, Granny Goodness took us by surprise. 
*Wonder Woman: Granny Goodness is an agent for a much darker power. If Darkseid succeeds, the whole universe is in danger. 
*Amazon Leader: When we are needed, simply call.
*Harley Quinn: Do you have a cell number?
*Amazon Leader: Better than that! You never lose signal. Did you bring a man here? 
*Wonder Woman: Er...
*Ra's al Ghul: I've heard you can't be trsued these days...
*Batman: Ra's al Ghul!. Deathstroke. We need your help to defeat that. 
*Ra's al Ghul: Help the Justice League? Your league maybe coming to an end ours has survived throughout the ages. Nothing will change that... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*Deathstroke: Let's test your skills. Try to keep up. 
*The Joker: Ooo, a chase! I like chases.
*Deathstroke: Like I'd never join the likes of you! You're even more ridiculous than I first thought! 
*Batman: After him. If we can get through to Deeathstroke, show him the danger that Darkseid poses the world, he might convince Ra's al Ghul to help us.
*The Flash: I dunno, Bats. I mean, does someone with the name "Deathstroke" sound like the kind of guy who'd be willling to listen to reason?
*Deathstroke: Hmph! You're still here? Do you actually enjoy wasting your time?
*Batman: I get the feeling Deathstroke is toying with us. Stay alert.
*The Flash: You got it. Pretty sure this place is probably loaded with traps too. Ah, see! What I did yell ya? Traps! 
*The Joker: Hmm... Not as imaginative as the ones at MY base you have to admire the craftsmanship!
*Deathstroke: Made it this far, have you?
*The Flash: There he is! I'll go after him!
*Batman: No, Flash! Deathstroke might be trying to trick us into acting irrationally.
*The Flash: Nothing's quite what it seems with these guys, huh?
*Batman: Yes. And it took me a long time to fully learn that. Let's find a way to repair the bridge. Okay, it should be safe to cross now but proceed with caution. 
*The Flash: The Bat-Rocket? I don't remember us parking it here... Not upside down, anyway!
*Batman: Deathstroke appears to be waiting for us. Let's see if we can use the Bat-Rocket to get across. 
*Deathstroke: You should know when to give up.
*The Joker: Tag, you're it!
*The Flash: So many ninjas!
*Ra's al Ghul: I needed to test your convinction. Many people would have just left.
*Batman: Well, I'm not many people, I'm Batman!
*Ra's al Ghul: We are yours.
*The Joker: Now that's how you make an exit.
*The Flash: He does it all the time. It can get a little tiring. 
*Aquaman: We have located where Superman landed. We are en route now.
*Green Lantern: Ensure your seat is in the upright position, as we are preparing to land.
*Aquaman: Dinosaur Isalnd!
*Green Lantern: How did you figure that out?
*Kalibak: I thought you might come to try to find your 'Man of Steel'. I, Kalibak, general of Darkseid have need of him. I'm afraid I cannot allow you to take him.
*Aquaman: Allow us? What have you done to Superman?
*Kalibak: Prepare to be history! Let's see if you fools have what it takes to defeat the mighty Kalibak.
*Aquaman: *Sigh* Have I mentioned how much I am enjoying being back on Earth?
*Green Lantern: Yeah. Not the homecoming I was expecting either.
*Kalibak: Argh! You're just making your eventual defeat all the more painful! You still believe you can win? Such foolishness! 
*Aquaman: Ew! Did he just cough those up? 
*Green Lantern: Sure did but the good news is I think we can use them.
*Aquaman: Uhh... If you say so.
*Green Lantern: That did it! Now for some payback!
*Kalibak: You may think you've gained the upper hand but the battle is far from over! 
*Green Lantern: Wow... Someone sure is suttborn today!
*Kalibak: Now you'll feel my wrath! You mearge mortals have no idea the fate awaits you! Argh! You're just making your eventual defeat all the more painful! Your struggle will soon be over! Your struggle will soon be over! No! NO! Blast this useless piece of technology! Gaaargh! I've been waiting for this! The chance to defeat the Justice League! 
*Aquaman: Hey! Our quiet friend is doing something. Looks like the energy's being drained directly into them. 
*Kalibak: You... You can't do this! Kalibak can never be... urgh... 
*Superman: Thanks, Green Lantern, Aquaman and... I don't think we've properly met. What's your name, friend? No time for talk, you're right. That Darkseid packs quite a wallop. A little longer in the sun and I'll be back to full strength. 
*Green Lantern: Can you soak up those rays any quicker, Superman? Looks like we might neede your powers sooner than we thought. 
*Aquaman: What is that?
*Superman: Darkseid! 
*Lois Lane: Jimmy, get as many shots of this as you can. Finally, I get a real story to report on!
*Darkseid: People of Earth! I have come for your world. Resistance os futile. Your defeat is inevitable.
*Woan: Boo! Boo!
*Darkseid: Who dares to resist?
*Ultraman: We do!
*Darkseid: I'm going to enjoy this!
*Aquaman: Hey, those guys are not getting knocked-off-world!
*Green :antern: It looks like Darkseid is pulling his punches!
*Darkseid: Aargh, not in the face! How can this be? I am defeated?! 
*The Flash: Did he just throw the fight?
*Batman: Looks that way.
*Superman: So he's made the imposters more popular than ever?
*Cyborg: So they can keep looking for the Anti-Life Equation and we can't warn anyone!
*Batman: Joker, we'll need you and your friends.
*The Joker: Huh? What gives, Bats?
*Batman: The world thinks the Crime Syndicate are heroes So, if they want to be the good guys, I guess we'll just have to be the bad guys.
*The Joker: What d'ya say?
*Catwoman: Okay, leave it with me. 'If' I can get them to stop aruging for five minutes, we're in.
*Clayface: Well, I say we should try to start our own Crime Syndicate.
*Reverse-Flash: Can't we pretend to be heroes?
*Cheetah: Don't be stupid! There's twice as many as there was already!
*Malcom Merlyn: I think we should ask Lex for help!
*Catwoman: We've got work to do! Reverse-Flash, Grundy, I can hardly believe it, but it looks like the Justice League are working with us. Can you two head across to the Hall of Justice and meet up with Joker and Harley?
*Solman Grundy: Urrrghhh.
*Catwoman: You think you can take the reins on this one, Thawne?
*Reverse-Flash: I'll get him there, don't worry. Come on, you big lummox! Hmm... My research into finding valuable items in seemingly implasible locations is going well. Don't you fools realize my work is for beneift of all mankind? 
*Lois Lane: Uh, huh. Really? Yes, thank you. Clark Kent, what on earth have you been?! On another planet?! That's just a phrase, Clark. Are you okay, are you sick? Why do I sound worried?! Because, you've been off work, and there are suspicious 'heroes' flying around, and an alien planet in the sky that's home to a villain who wants to conquer Earth! That's why! Superman told you I need to meet him where? Why would he-? Uhuh, okay. Clark is back for five minutes and he's got us a scoop already. Let's go! 
*Jimmy Olsen: That was Clark? Shere's he been?
*Lois Lane: Somethign about dinosaurs on an island. I think he's still got a fever, or has been watching too many movies. Let's go! 
*Johnny Wuick: We shoulda' set up here in the first place.
*Atomica: I know, right.!
*Ultraman: We're close now! Comissioner Gordon, always a pleasure. What's up now? 
*Gordon: It's the Justice LEague, they're back and... and, like you said on TV, they've gone bad!
*Owlman: Psst! Say now's not a good time!
*Ultraman: I'll send my team out right away.
*(The Flash arrives)
*Ice Cream Man: Stop, thief! Somebody do something!
*Atomica: What's he doing? 
*(Johnny Quick arrives)
*Johnny Quick: Okay, Flash, let's en this in a, er... flash. I've got the boss' Anti-Life Equation to find... 
*Atomica: Shut up, Johnny! So,l are you going to come quietly? 
*The Flash: No. No, I don't think so! I'm an ice-cream-stealing bad person! 
*Johnny Quick: I'll, uh, stop the evil-doer!
*(Reverse-Flash arrives)
*Reverse-Flash: Mind if I join in?
*Johnny Quick: You two shouldn't have come back! Theres's only ONE speedster around here and that's ME! 
*Atomica: Yeah! You tell 'em, Johnny! 
*Johnny Quick: Haha! Hold on tight, little lady! This could be a bumpy ride! 
*Reverse-Flash: This Johnyn Quick guy isn't just bragging. He genuinely seems to be as fast as we are!
*The Flash: We'l soon see about that!
*Johnny Quick: Hahaha! I had no idea the heroes on this Earth were so slow! Go get 'em, Atomica!
*Atomica: My pleasure, Johnny! Hehehe! Oh, I'm sorry! Am I distacting you, huh? Hahahaha! Whooahh...! Argh! 
*Johnny Quick: Atomica! Grr...!!!! You'll paty for that, you slow-motion, super losers!
*Reverse-Flash: You can't get away from us!
*Johnny Quick: Give it up! You're too slow! This is too easy! You call this a race? 
*Reverse-Flash: You can't run forever!
*Johnny Quick: I feel like I could run backwards and you still wouldn't catch me! 
*Reverse-Flash: Now I've got you!
*Johnny Quick: Hey, let's be reasonable here. How about I guve yo uyour old job back?
*The Flash: Too late for that now. Tell me what you're up to!
*(Reverse-Flash arrives)
*Johnny Quick: But you're a good guy, you wouldn't hurt me... would you?
*The Flash: Maybe, maybe not.
*Reverse-Flash: Better tell him, Johnny, I've never seen him like this.
*Atomica: No, don't tell him, Johnny! 
*The Flash: Tell me.
*Johnny Quick: Listen, we're just a bunch of crooks working for Darkseid. He wanted us to find something...
*The Flash: What something?
*Johnny Quick: A Mother Box!
*Reverse-Flash: A what now?
*Johnyn Quick: He, he told us if, if we found it we could have your planet.
*Atomica: You blabber mouth!
*The Flash: I thought Darkseid was looking for the Anti-Life Equation?
*Johnyn Quick: It's in the Mother Box!
*Atomica: Stop talking!
*The Flash: Did you get all that?
*Lois Lane: Every word!
*Johnny Quick: Oh no!
*(Johnny Quick runs away)
*Johnny Quick: Sorry, everyone. Flash didn't play fair. I panicked!
*Lois Lane: And with this evidence, the Crime Syndicate has been unmasked.
*Woman: Booo! The Crime Syndicate are bad people. Booo!
*Ultraman: Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.
*Superwoman: Shouldn't we get out of here?
*Owlman: Er... I don't suppose you'd consider a bribe? 
*Deathstroke: That's it! Nobody takes ME out iof a fight!
*Cheetah: Yeah, I'm not missing my chance for revenge, either!
*Mirror Master: Well llet's no' just stand around moanin' about it, then. S'gotta be a way to get back up there.
*Deathstroke: Me? Use this? Ha... I'm good but everyone has their limits.
*Mirror Master: Whit? You thought I couldn't do this? Oh, I do love shatterin' people's expectations! another wan o'these things? I'll handle it, naebotath! 
*Deathstrike: There... That did... something. 
*Livewire: Seems the "Caped Crusader" could use our help against his "evil owl twin".
*Soloman Grundy: Soloman Grundy know what to do!
*Mirror Master: Oh, is that right, Grundy? This 'ah'd liek to see!
*Livewire: Well... Thre's Superman!
*Soloman Grundy: Superman... okay?
*Superman: Urgh... I've had better ays...
*Ultraman: HA! You won't have to worry about having any more bad days once I'M finished with you, "Man of Steel"... or any good ones for that matter!
*Superman: You fiend, Ultraman! You'll never win!
*Ultraman: That's what you think! In short time, your fate will be sealed, Superman! It feels so good to be bad! Oof! You fight well... but it won't be enough to win! Gah! You'll regret that, very shortly! Prepare to fall at the hands of the Crime Syndicate! That's it! My patience for you has run out! Look! Up in the sky...! Made you look! 
*Batman: Go get the treadmill from S.T.A.R. Labs. 
*Reverse-Flash: It needs more power!
*Batman: Send them home!
*Ultraman: No, you can't! You don't understand! 
*Johnny Quick: There's on ly four shopping channels!
*Superwoman: Noooooooo!
*Owlman: The Wi-Fi is terrible!
*Power Ring: It's over? Thank goodness.
*Harley Quinn: Hey, we did it! Boxy? Hey! Whatchadoin', Rookie?! 
*The Flash: You don't think that's what the Crime Syndicate was looking for? The Mother Box Johnny Quick mentioned?
*The Joker: I thought they were looking for the "Aunties" Light Convention'?
*Batman: Anti-life Equation!
*Harley Quinn: Boxy! What did you to do my Boxy?
*Cyborg: If that was a Mother Box, I think the Rookie here just absorbed all of its energy!
*Aquaman: So, what does this mean?
*Wonder Woman: It means that now we have the power! 
*Clark Kent: So just about wraps it up for the Crime Syndicate. Thanks to return of the Justice League and a little help from their friends. I'm Clark Kent, and it's great to be back! Lois?
*Darkseid: Pathetic. 
*Lois Lane: Thanks, Clark. So Batman, the Darkseid problem? 
*Batman: For now, is nothing to worry about. (Shows the Mother Box to Lois Lane) That was what the Crime Syndicate was after. We're not sure what it is, so we'll be passing it to Wayne Tech for analysis. 
*Darkseid: The fools, they have given away the location of what I seek. The last piece of the Anti-Life Equation. And it will be mine! Steppenwolf!
*(Steppenwolf arrives)
*Robin: You never let me drive that... But it is good to have you back. 
*Superman: You sure about this?
*Batman: Just see if you can find something at LexCorp to send that back to where it came from. Let's go, Robin. We'll need to return this back where it was stolen from and conduct some further tests.
*Robin: You mean Wayne Tower, right? You think a little box thing like that could REALLY be so important to everything that's going on? 
*Batman: I'm counting on it. More bad guys incoming... 
*Lois Lane: I knew it! We knew it, Jimmy! Our sleuthing paid off and those Slime Syndicate bozos are gone for good! After all they put us through, justice is finally served! 
*Jimmy Olsen: Yeah!
*Lois Lane: With the League back in action, it won't be long until Darkseid and his planet are sent back across the universe, too. We know what he's after, so now it's just a matter of time. 
*Jimmy Olsen: But, isn't he way more powerful than the Crime Syndicate?
*Lois Lane: Batman doesn't seem to be phased by the idea of fighting this guy, and he's not even got any superpowers! Don't tell him I said that... 
*Robin: Look out!
*Stepphenwolf: There you are!
*Wonder Woman: Now they're distracted, let's get you to safety.
*Stepphenwolf: No! NOOOOO! The Anti-Life Equation! It's gone! You. You have it! After them! They have what we're looking for.
*Wonder Woman: Get inside!
*Robin: With Darkseid's goons on our tail, this isn't going to be easy.
*Deathstroke: Hey! Who invited this little pipsqueak along?
*Cyborg: Whoa! What was that?
*Deathstroke: Heh. Pretty convenient timing for an elevator to jam.
*Robin: We need to get out of here now. Maybe our new friend has poowers that'll help.
*Cyborg: Hey! What gives? 
*Robin: Uh, you guys aren't ditching us, are you? 
*Deathstroke: No... Just dealing with some unexpected visitors! Of course I can deal with this. I didn't go through all that extra training for nothing. 
*Robin: Okay, let's try not to split up agan. We can't risk losing our super-powered buddy here.
*Deathstroke: Actually, it looks like our friend held things together pretty well back there.
*Cyborg: Oh, great! More trouble ead ahead. Think we can take 'em?
*Deathstroke: Of course, I can! Let's go!
*Robin: Yeah! We fot this!
*Cyborg: How bad does a situlation have to be for ME to start sounding like the responsible one?
*Deathstroke: Me? Use this? Ha... I'm good but everyone has their liits.
*Cyborg: Nice! I think we can use this to get rid of those fires. Good work, everyone! Extra credit to you! 
*Robin: Batman! They grabbed the Rookie!
*catwoman: BAtman, nice to have you back. I'm guessing if Darkseid gets his hands on the Rookie, it's bad right? 
*Batman: That's an understatement.
*Catwoman: We better do something about it then, Try to keep up...
*Batman: We can't let him get away!
*Catwoman: I wasn't intending on lettin' him!
*Steppenwolf: Your efforts would assume me if they weren't so uttterly pathetic! Here! I'll go easy on you! Such pitiful creatures! You'll never catch me! You think this worthless effort will mean anything once Darkseid rules the universe? Ha! You put me out of your misery! Let's see how you deal with my little "pets"! 
*Batman: I don't like this is going! Heads up, Catwoman!
*Steppenwolf: I do hope you're fond of animals! 
*Catwoman: Uh-oh. I'm guessing he didn't find those at the local pet store! Maybe these beasts can perform some tricks for us, Batman. 
*Steppenwolf: Do NOT think that just because you have survived this long, you have any chance of winning! Whoa... Oof! Urhh... What? What happened? Argh! Why you...! Time to rid myself on you! Why should I have all the fun? Get them, my minions! Did you forget who you were up against? I fight on behalf of all-powered Darkseid while you were merley represent the insignificent human race! There is no contest! 
*Batman: I think I might be able to arrange a little backup of my own using these extra parts.
*Steppenwolf: To be challenged by the likes of you is an insult! 
*Batman: I can handle this. Always pays to be prepared.
*Steppenwolf: Oof! Oh, that's it! You've done it now!
*Batman: Who would leave this here... and why? Darkseid! You don't just have the Anti-Life Equation. You ARE the Anti-Life Equation! 
*Catwoman: Luthor!
*Batman: Luthor!
*Lex Luthor: Seems I had a train to catch. What? Is that why Darkseid took my Rookie?
*Batman: Your Rookie has the last piece of the Anti-Life Equation.
*Catwoman: If Darkseid gets the Equation, it's lights out for the entire universe.
*(Superman arrives)
*Superman: Not bad, Luthor. I couldn't have done better myself.
*Lex Luthor: While, you were away, someone had to step in and take charge. Oh, I was on the brink of ridding this world of all criminals... 
*(The Joker and the rest of the Legion of Dooma rrives)
*The Joker: Ahem. Yes, about that... 
*Lex Luthor: But who here can say if they had been in my place, they wouldn't have done the same? Not you. Them. 
*The Joker: Yes, I suppose.
*Harley QUinn: Yeah.
*Catwoman: He's got a point.
*Lex Luthor: If Darkseid back on Apokolips, I can use the Boom Tube generator at LexCorp to get us up there. 
*Batman: That would bypass most of their security. You think you can do that?
*Lex Luthor: I'm Lex Luthor... Of course I can. We must act quickly and recover the rookie. Sending Apokolips back won't do much good if Darkseid completes his Anti-Life Equation. 
*Superman: True. I just hope we can reach them in time.
*Lois Lane: Lois Lane here, reporting live from the streets of Metropolis. As the Villains of Earth lend their help and powers to our theres, let's hope their unusal ischief and mayhem doesn't ultimately impede the Justice League in their pursuit of Darkseid. If Darkseid succeeds in extracting and acquring the Equation, it's game over for Earth and probaly the whole universe! The world holds its breath and waits. 
*Jimmy Olsen: Off-air, Lois. Hey- if this really is the end of the world, do you think Perry would give me a raise for the last week on Earth? 
*Lois Lane: Worth a shot, Jimmy. You've got nothing to lose.
*Batman: Okay, now what?
*Lex Luthor: I can use this to reverse the energy and send Apoklops back... but only once we have the Rookie.
*Superman: Lex, I never knew you cared...
*Batman: We'll need to act quickly before Darkseid gets what he wants.
*Lex Luthor: We should split up. No point in all of us looking in the same place.
*The Joker: First on to find the Rookie, gets a cookie!
*Lex Luthor: Mwah ha haha! Ah sorry. Force of habit. 
*Killer Frost: Looks like we've found 'em.
*The Joker: Heh hey, we win the cookie!
*Lex Luthor: Rookie!
*Dessad: Soon we will have extracted the last element of the Equation, my Lord.
*Darkseid: Excellent! Then untold power will belong to me!
*Deassad: The Earthlings are attacking!
*Darkseid: Let them come, none can stop me!
*Lex Luthor: Oh really? I don't believe we've met.
*Darkseid: Dessad, who is this insect?
*Lex Luthor: I am Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mastermind of this, or any other Earth. And uou have an associate of mine. 
*Darkseid: The universe shall belong to me! 
*Lex Luthor: We're just in time. Our mysterious friend is that chamber up ahead.
*Killer Frost: We'll need to deactivate it somehow but it's not going to be easy.
*Dessad: Oh, how correct you are! This won't be easy! Far from it, in fact! Let me introduce you to one of my latest inventions... 
*Green Lantern: In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night... Looks like someone's ready for a fight! No amount of willpower is going to help me use this. 
*Dessad: What? How can this be?
*The Joker: Haha! Oh, dear... Seems like you've run out of juice, old pal! Our turn to play!
*Deassad: No! This isn't possible!
*Killer Frost: Man, this guy's really upset about us destroying his little toy. Let's see if we can re-build it into something useful.
*Dessad: You're not going anywhere, you unworthy creatures! Nothing shall stand in the way of the universe's new ruler!
*Green Lantern: Here we go again!
*Deassad: Wonderful news! You fools will be the first to experience the prototype of my new, even more more powerful weapon!
*Killer Frost: Oh... Lucky us!
*Green Lantern: It might be more powerful but I'm willing to bet it's still not indestructible! Let's look for another weakness we can use.
*Dessad: NO! NO! Wait... I... This can't be happening! 
*The Joker: Hahaha! Losing again? Those inventions of yours are the biggest jokes I've sever seen! 
*Dessad: You... You'll pay for this!
*Lex Luthor: Let's find a way to reach him before he attacks again.
*Killer Frost: I was hoping for a cuddly polar bear doll... but this will do.
*Dessad: Agh! Get away! Get away!
*Killer Frost: Wow. He's faster than he looks. Let's see if there's a way to free our friend from here.
*Darkseid: Once again, you diappoint me, Dessad! I will deal with you later. For now, I have uninvited guests to attend to!
*Lex Luthor: Bring it on, Darkseid! There can only be one TRUE criminal mastermind!
*Darkseid: So be it, Mister Luthor! So be it! The time of my victory is close at hand! I had considered showing you a small amount of mercy but no longer! I'm not holding back any longer! 
*Green Lantern: Why do I get the feeling that direct attacks aren't going to work on this guy? 
*Lex Luthor: Agreed. We need to build something that can disable that contraption of his. 
*Darkseid: Urgh! What?! What is the meaning of this?! 
*Green Lantern: Now! While he's still recovering!
*Darkseid: Grr...!!!! You thought I wouldn't have anticipated that? No minor setback can stop Darkseid! 
*Lex Luthor: I'm open to suggestions, "Mister Lantern"!
*Green Lantern: I might be able to create a construct that'll take him down but I'll need to focus my Lantern Energy to do it.
*Lex Luthor: I said "suggestions" not "strange ramblings"! Whatever it is you're thinking of, just do it! 
*Darkseid: Enough games! This is the end for you! Grrrraaaagh! I... I cannot be defeated... 
*Green Lantern: That did the trick! Now to attack while we've got the chance!
*Dessad: My Lord! The last piece has been extracted!
*Darkseid: Ah - Yeeeees! Yes, of course... it's so simple. I understadn everything. 
*Killer Frost: He has it!
*Green Lantern: The entire universe will fall1 
*The Joker: Meh, my diary was empty anyway.
*Lex Luthor: Lantern, stop gawking and grab the Rookie! Right, good luck! 
*Green Lantern: And he's gone! Why do we trust this guy?
*'Lex Luthor: I may not like superpowers or heroes, but they have their uses. Never underestimate Lex Luthor!
*Darkseid: Insignificant specks!
*Batman: Harley, take 'em down! 
*'Harley Quinn: Well, you heard the Bat. Time to show this chunk of cosmic rock how bad we can be!
*Darkseid: Ah... You're FINALLY finished now! The Anti-Life Equation is finally mine! MINE!
*Harley Quinn: You stone-faced creep! You ain't won nothin' yet!
*Captain Cold: And there's no way you're getting past us!
*Dessad: Yes! YES! Come, my Prademons! Serve your master Darkseid! Destroy the fools who would dare stand in his path!
*Darkseid: You rquire a further dmonstration? The universe belongs to me! You no longer matter! 
*Captain Cold: We can't stay here for much longer. Those attacks of his are going to get us sooner or later!
*Harley Quinn: Or maybe his attacks are what's gonna put him down. See if you can get him to ai at some of the stuff around here. He might destroy something for us to use!
*Dessad: Huh?... I must obey Grodd... Must obey!
*Darkseid: Dessad?! You fool! What are you doing?!
*Dessad: Urgh... Why did I do that? Uhh...
*Gorilla Grodd: Why does it feel like a bad idea?
*Harley Quinn: Well, we ain't exactly overflowin' with good ones at the moment.
*Gorilla Grodd: Aaaaaarrghh... OOF!
*Darkseid: ARGH! What manner of inexplicable offense is this?! Gaaaargh! The end is near for you meagre beings! 
*Cheetah: Let's keep moving. Perhaps his own attacks will be hid undoing.
*Reverse-Flash: If there's one thing he can't beat us at, it's speed.
*Black Adam: So it is finally time to face this so-called threat!
*Darkseid: Ah, the fabled "Teth-Adam"! Have you come to challenge me?
*Black Adam: No... I have come to defeat you!
*Darkseid: Ha! I sincerley doubt that! Ha! Take this! 
*Black Adam: Darkseid is indeed powerful. However, our forces combined may be enough to bait his progress. 
*Cheetah: Okay. Let's get to work.
*Reverse-Flash: This is it! Here goes nothing!
*Darkseid: Argh! You annoying little... I'll make you regret it!
*Sinestro: There you are, Darkseid! Finally, I shall show you what TRUE power is! The power of fear!
*Darkseid: You puny cosmic force is no match for my Anti-Life Equation, Sinestro! The Lanterns have never been able to match my powers. Why should now be any different?
*Sinestro: The greater the power, the greater the fear of losing it, Darkseid! You'll see!
*The Flash: This is all getting a little intense, isn't it?
*Batman: Sinestro, what you said about fear; is there any way we can use it to turn Darkseid's power against him?
*Sinestro: There is always a way. Once I can focus my ring's energy, I will create the distraction we need. 
*Darkseid: No! NO! You're not taking my powers! I will never let you have them!
*The Flash: Well, that seemed to work. Now what?
*Batman: Now we use our time wisely. Let's look around for an advantage.
*Darkseid: Yaaaarghh! Stop that, you fools! 
*The Flash: It worked! I think we might actually have a chance!
*Batman: Let's stay on the attack. There must be something else around here we can use.
*The Flash: Maybe we should get somewhere less... falling?
*Batman: Luthor, get us back to teh surface.
*Darkseid: How? I complete Equation... I know the secrets of the Universe...
*Batman: Not quite... I think our friend here isn't from our uuniverse.
*The Flash: What?
*Batman: Rookie turned up just before the Crime Syndicate, which makes me think our super-powerful stranger is from Earth-3. When Rookie absorbed the Mother Box power, it was altered by their Earth03 make up.
*Superman: So it's turning them good? How do you know this 
*Batman: World's Greatest Detective.
*Darkseid: My Parademons! What a hideous corruption. No... must... resist... urge to... smile... What was I thinking? That looks lovely! Hey, can I play? 
*Parademon Warrior: Yay!
*Darkseid: Can I still be you rleader? We can all have cake!
*Granny Goodness: I love cake!
*Kalibak: I want a kitten.
*Dessad: Weeeee!
*The Flash: Well, I didn't expect that.
*Batman: This piece might not last, but it's worth a shot.
*Darkseid: I do hope you'll stay for tea...
*Batman: Time to go!
*Superman: Luthor, are you there? Darkseid is neutralized. Bring us back and then send this planet to the other side of the Galaxy.
*Lex Luthor: Well, I could do that...
*Superman: Luthor?
*Lex Luthor: The thing is Superman, I've not got all of you in one place... Once again, I'm in the position to rid myseof of all of you with the flick of one switch... 
*The Joker: Oh no... not again!
*Superman: Luthor! Don't...
* Lex Luthor: People of Metropolis and Earth. I, Lex Luthor, have rid you of Darkseid and his fire planet. In payment for my services as Earth's protector, I shall only demand a title of say... Emperor.
*Alll: Booo!
*Lex Luthor: Oh dear, you're forgetting all yoru favorite heroes are gone...
*The Joker: Woo-hoo! That is the only way to travel!
*Lex Luthor: Oh... Hey there. I was just telling the crowd here of the noble sacrifice you made...
*Guy: No. He wasn't!
*Batman: Are you going to come quietly?
*Lex Luthor: You're arresting me? 
*Superman: You're escaped criminal, remember?
*Lex Luthor: But, what about the Rookie?
*Superman: Rookie played a big hand in saving the planet. Then didn't deliberately leave us marooned across the galaxy.
*Batman: Rookie engaged in criminal activivties. Like a pro.
*Wonder Woman: And that's it? You don't get a chance make a btter choice, Batman? We need to be better than that. You could join us and help make a real difference. 
*The Joker: Or you could... 
*Lex Luthor: Yes! You could join us and have a lot more fun! 
*Wonder Woman: You made the right choice.
*Batman: Hmmm... We'll see.
*Lex Luthor: After everything I did for you?
*The Joker: Didn't you try and send them other side of the universe?
*Lex Luthor: Shut up, Joker!
*The Joker: Twice?
*Wonder Woman: Coming?
*The Joker: So Lex, as you can't be trusted at all, maybe should ask the Rookie to be our new boss.
*Lex Luthor: Hahahaha! I suggest we talk about this back at the base.
*Batman: I hate it when I'm right. 
*Lobo: Mah man! I been waiting for yah! Awww yeah, nuffin' better than a Brontadon steak and a cup of space fuel for breakfast. So 'ah been paid to get yah up to speed about what them Justice League geeks have been up to. Sure, not Lobo's usual gig I hear you say; and sure, I, I, I don't sven get bust some heads. But even an intergalactic bounty hunting stud of a biker like me gotta pay bills. An ma; client paying a serious tank load of creds. Now if I'm right, them Justice League dweebs just go back to their stupid space tower. And you're all like "But Lobo where have they been? Why have we been playing with bad guys? Where's our main man, Batman?" Pffft, well they been doing time on Apokolips. Which sounds pretty sweet. You got lava fields, a population of pure maniacs and the big old bad Darkseid running the whole show. Anyhow, those Justice Leaguers got dumped slap bang in the middle of all iof this after being duped by Earth Three Crime Syndicate chumps. Bats, the fhishy one, and the space cp with the green ring ended up in Granny Goodness' Orphange. Oh, you be thinking that sounds like a pretty nice place ta hangout, sipping milk and cookies. Wrong! That old bag is one straight up hard as nails granny. So them Justice boys, well, they wake and they see nuffin' but pretty wool patterns. And you say, Lob maybe an old Granny goen soft and whipped them up some ill-fitting sweaters. Wrong again, sunshine. 
*Granny Goodness: Wakeywakey, Justice League! We wouldn't want you to sleep through all the fun now, would we?
*Aquaman: Urgh! Get it off! Wait. Was that... wool? 
*Green Lantern: Where are we? Kinda reminds me of the place my grandmother uesed to live in...
*Granny Goodness: Why yes, my dear, your new Granny! Welcome to Granny Goodness's happiness home. Get comfortable, boys, because you're never leaving! Hahahaha!
*Batman: "Happinesss"? I'm out. Let's get out of here before she tries to knit us atching jumpers.
*Granny Goodness: (Sighs) Well that's just rude. I always thought I looked fabulous in that potrait. You'd better not be going through my drawers! Didn't your parents teach you any manners? 
*Aquaman: Ah! A garbage chute! This could be our ticket out of here. It might not smell great, but let us face it, this whole place stinks. 
*Granny Goodness: Ah! In the trash, where you belong! What do you think? Isn't it beautiful? And... deadly. Hahaha! 
*Grail: Wha- AH, uh... Stand still while I fix this! I can't have pathetic mortals like you getting in my way of my master plan! Oof! Impressive... but not impressive enough! Your little 'escape' ends here! Embrace the darkness! 
*Granny Goodness: Yes, yes, do try the broth. It's sure to fill you with goodness. Hahahaha!
*Lobo: So once them Justice Leaguers had really tricked off Grail, she only goes and totally loses it. I mean she's a real chip off the old block. Went all 'end of days' with them eye beams of hers. Only Bats, he got of smarts. He's kept her looking at his big old black cape and not the big old lump of G. Goodness lard on the floor. Whooops, ha haha, "Blooommm!" Oooh, right into old Granny's kitchen wall. Hahahaha, now that's my kinda remodeling. Granny G, she gonna be so dang that Grail a' be scrubbing pots for an eternity. Anyhow, them boys take opportunity to leave and let her try to explain the whole mess. Hehehe, ditching out on the washing up too, my kinda guys! Hmmm, what can I say?! All this yabbering makes me hungry. I like my flapjacks like I like my motorbikes. Extra greasy with plenry of grit. Omnonmnonm, ahhhh. So yah, enough about Batman. You probably already know one of them geeks, he packs a mean punch and ain't above playing dirty. So let me clue you in on what Rustbucket and MR. 'I run fast' were up to. These two, they didn't end up in no orphanage. Nah, they got shipped down to the hottest bit of town. Yeah, the fire pit energy plant. Awww man, I love the sweet toxic smell of nuclear fire and molten rock. So them heroes are left wrapped in chains, an improvement on wool, and dangling down in the pits. Flash does that freaky vibration thign and slips out. Cyborg, he just pops them links liek your main man Lobo would Hurrgh. Though, neither of them geeks think to maybe keep the chains, upgrade their look. And they're mighty handy when you wanna mount a big old country on yah hog. 
*The Flash: Urgh... Time tog et up already? Hey... What gives?
*Cyborg: (Groans) Flash? You alright?
*The Flash: (Groans) I think so. Not sure what happened of how I got here. You?
*Cyborg: Same. Last thing I remember was the other Justice League turning on us.
*The Flash: You're right! C'mon. Let's get outta here and deal with those double-crossing doubles.
*Cyborg: Supes? Is that you? Man, you don't look so good.
*Superman: Thanks, Cyborg. I'm okay, just feeling a little weak. Your bedsided manner could use a little work, though.
*The Flash: Don't worry, Superman. We'll get out out of there somehow. Better leave this to someone else... Soooo... have they done it yet? 
*Cyborg: I should have just the tech to deal with this!
*The Flash: Alright! Now we're getting... some... where... 
*Mantis: Ahh... You must be the Flash! I've heard SO much about you! 
*Superman: Wait. I recognize you. You're Mantis from... Apokolips! Is that where we are?
*Mantis: Ooh! Very clever, Superman! I've been tasked with making your stay as UN-comfortable as possible! Now, why don't you all get back in your cells or I'm afraid you'll have to face the consequences! That's enough our of you! So you want to play rough, huh? Parademons! Get them! Must I deal with everything myself? Ugh! No-one does that to me! 
*Cyborg: There you go, big guy. Think you can move? 
*Superman: I've been better... but that's not going to stop me from finding a way out of here. 
*Mantis: You still don't get it? No one leaves here! 
*Lobo: And "Boom", right in the ugly kisser. Them herose knocked out the oversized cockroach. Which ain't no bad thing. 'Pfft', Mantis' outfit makes Flash look like he's got style. I mean, green and yellow, with that weird little hat. Hahaha, what a mook! The boys snag old Blue and head outta there. Who by the way looked like he was in reall need of some sunshine, mhahahaha. Seriously, solar moves?! Mwhahahaa. Now, where we up to? Oh yah, "Mr. Run-a-lot" and "Tin-Pants" had saved Superman. Well Bats had been busy playing his usual detective gig, trying to track down yah main woman, yeah, Wonders herself. But the 'man in black' should have kept an eye on his surrounds. Rookie mistake in this business. His little team had wandered right into my personnal favorite hangout on Apokolips, the Female Fury Barracks. Urgh, I get shivers just thinking about it. These girls, they spend every walking hour brawling, honing 'feral instinct' into 'warrior smarts'. Yeah, I dig that place. So Bats, true to his detecting skills, finds Wonders. Only she's looking a little more wild than usual. Which is my look made her all the more rockin', ahhhh. 
*Batman: Let's hurry and get Diana out of here.
*Green Lantern: You don't need to tell me twice.
*Aquaman: What manner of place is this? Using this should be smooth sailing! 
*Stompa: What are you waitin' for? Get 'em!
*Lashina: Not so fast, Justice League! You and your precious Amazon back, you'll have to deal with the Female Furies!
*Mad Harriet: Hehehe! Yeh! Let's see you try and get past us!
*Stompa: Haha! Like THAT'S gonna happen! 
*Lashina: Ow! Youll regret that!
*Stompa: You got zero chance against us! Give up! You're through now! Hey! What we got over here, huh? Nice craftwork! Really speaks to me! Argh! Quit it! Urgh! What're you thinking, huh? Hey, let's make this a little more interestin'! What's this? You want another friend to playw ith? Go get 'em, Harriet! 
*Mad Harriet: Oh, so you wanna face a REAL challenge, huh? GOOD! So you wanna play? Hahaha! Please don't give up yet... I'm not finished with you! Agh! You little pest! 
*Stompa: Better luck next time. Let Stompa show you how it's done! Nobody can go toe-to-toe with Stompa! I gotcha! Ow! Hey! How'd you do that?! Urgh! What're you thinking, huh? 
*Lobo: Wham!!!! Just like that, Stompa went down for the count. And all the brawling and hea on collisions knocked some sense back into Wonders. So them heroes had done another on Granny G's tea. Hey, who am I kiddin'. Lobo don't worry about anybody but himself. I back whoever be paying the bills. Ain' it sure the rook faced bruiser Darkseid, or his beastly babes. So you're a glutton for punishment, eh? Either that or you just can't keep away cos of my animal magnetism. So back with the space jumps. They managed to get the band together. They figured that's the most likely place to get any answers as to why they're here. So the super friends were gonna need some serious firepower to knock a hole in that thing. My kinda logic. Man! Now that's what I'm talking about. Sure, it's surrounded by space dogs and needs juicing up, but that's where the fun's at! As ever, the flying mouse got a plan. Beats me here he got him blackboard from. He wants those three to get that mega cannon juiced up, without waking up monooled fruitcake and his pets. My money is on the doggies. I'd love to see them use fish guy as a chew toy! Ha, ha. 
*Virman Vundabar: Those so-called heroes are around here somewhere, I know it! 
*Green Lantern: Okay, see that broken cannon over there? We gotta try an figure out a way to repair it without giving away our position.
*Cyborg: You got it, Lantern. Sheesh! This place could sure use a little cleaning up...
*Aquaman: Agreed. Ooh! How about a nice water feature?
*Green Lantern: Should have enough charge left in my ring for this. Steee-rike! 
*Virma Vundabar: What? What was that? Agh! It's them! It's them! Quickly! Attack! ATTACK! 
*Cyborg: What was that about giving away our position?
*Green Lantern: Uh, yeah. My bad. Whoa! Look out, guys. I don't think he wants to play fetch! 
*Cyborg: I hust hope it's not feedin' time! Nice! Now I just need a celebratory catchphrase! Something along the lines... Booyah! 
*Aquaman: That took care of that beast. Now we can...
*Cyborg: Wait! There's another one! Head's up!
*Green Lantern: h, great! Here we go again!
*Cyborg: That did it out we still need to get these goons off our backs if we wanna build the cannon.
*Aquaman: Yes, perhaps a distraction is required. Let us see if we can create one.
*Cyborg: Wait. Are we really sure that dude's gonna fall for a fake replica of Granny Goodness?
*Viran Vundabar: Geranny Goodness?! Is that you?! Quickly! Stop attacking! Everyone, stop attacking! 
*Cyborg: Huh. Apprently so.
*Green Lantern: That did it. Let's get back to work before anyone realises what's happening.
*Viran Vundabar: Forgive me, Granny. I did not know you were down there. May I ask what you are doing in such a place? 
*Cyborg: Well, uh... "Never you mind wat I'm doing. What are you doing?"
*Viran Vundabar: Uh, we are looking for the escaping heroes and...
*Cyborg: "And you haven't found them yet?! Why, that's simply not good enough!"
*Viran Vundabar: Yes. Yes, you're entirely correct of course, Granny. I will find them immidately. 
*Cyborg: "Yes... See that you do! Hmph!"
*Green Lantern: Okay, that is looking good! Let's use it to blast our way in. 
*Cyborg: Not so fast. We can't fire until it's charged. That's gonna take it a moment or two. 
*Viran Vundabar: Excuse me, Granny? Are you still down there? I believe we may have... Wait! THAT iS NOT GRANNY! 
*Cyborg: Uh-oh... "Uh, sure it is! I just tripped over my favourite... cat!" 
*Viran Vundabar: Guards! Guards! Get them! Get the heroes! Get them now! 
*Aquaman: It appears our time is shorter than we thought!
*Lobo: Kapow! Now that's one way to ring the doorbell! Looks like Bats onto something there. The only bad news is Aquaguy didn't get turned into fish sticks. I guess I shoulda figured that, given he made it off Apokolips... That guy with the monocole will have some serious explainning to do the real old Granny when she finds out those goofs got past him and used that sweet cannon. That sure is a big gun... I wonder if I could "borrow" it... Maybe somtimes, I think there's moer to bring the universe's main man than smoothing stuff. So that's why I shred. I think it shows a different side, yeah. Hey, I ain't getting paid to teach you how awesome I am, you know that already. So continuing with this flashback, remember the plan? Those guys shoot the gun, we'll get inside? Yeah, I knew you were listening. So that just leaves these guys to take care of business and see if they can't get a mweeting with the guy that runs this boiler room. 
*Batman: I should eb able to doeal with this.
*The Flash: Whoa! Good going, guys! That's one way to make an entrance!
*Superman: It's up to us now. Let's get to work.
*Batman: Heads up!
*The Flash: Sure didn't see that coming!
*Superman: Let's investigate. There may be something we can use. I should take this in case it falls into the wrong hands. 
*Wonder Woman: Hmph... Nice place. Why would anyone want to live in a giant, creppy old castle like this?
*Batman: Why? What's wrong with that?
*Superman: Seems we've got ourselves a welcoing committee!
*Wonder Woman: That really shouldn't have gone to such trouble. Another challenge? Perhaps our host was expecting us after all. 
*Superman: Nothing we can't handle, right?
*Batman: Nice work, team.
*The Flash: Wow... Was that an actual compliment from Batman? This really is a weird day.
*Kanto: Have you heard the tale of a wonderous man, His mere pressence can make you nervous. An assassin like no other can, It's me "Kanto" at your service. Let'ss ee you survive this!
*Superman: Just as I thought... A trap!
*Batman: Seems they've prepared for all eventualities. I'm actually kind of impressed.
*Kanto: My skills are unmatched, as you will soon learn! Your aim is as intept as the rest of your skills! This is the best you can do? I had expected so much more! Ack! You isolent little... A man of steel with a heart so large, Silly hair and a chin ten foot wide, He thinks he doth cut such a dashing visge, Yet wears undergarments on the outside. There lived a man dressed like a bat, Who fought crime to make his amends, Dour and grumpy and boring in chat, That's why he doesn't have any friends. You'll regret crossing paths with me! Have at you! Ha! Come now! You truly believe you can defeat me? Yargh! One fortutious strike means nothing! A lady fair and a beauty too, Yet fierce with such brutality, In her pagent colours red white and blue, But she's more miss congentaility. A man so quick a phenomenon, He moven at a incredible rate, glance, a flash and he's doen and gone, Which is why he can't have a date. 
*Lobo: Oh, that's harsh. a guy opens up and what does he get? Shot down with his own axe. That Kento maybe should've thought about skipping and singing and just done-been-better at guarding the palace. So these clowns finally get to where you guys met back up with them. Bursting in on Darkseid mid-rant and wanting answers. What's the deal, ya great mook? So that's me done. I filled ya's in an' now I needs a nap. And no, I ain't dishing out no spoilers for how it all tuns out. They ain't playing me enough for that. Now get outta here, ya crazy kids! Ain't you got somewhere else to be? 
*Aquaman (Gladiator): Hot chocolate!... Oh... and a cookie! 'Sup fishies! How's it goin'? Open your gills and lemme tell you a story. It's the story of the two worlds meetin'. And against all odds, all gettin' along pretty well. That's where I come from. The link between both worlds... No pressure, right? So, Vulko was the one who taught me the ways of the water. Ha ha ha! Haaaaaa... Good times! So... Turned out my half-brother, King Orm, wanted to conquer the surface world!... SO much for brotherly love! Not that people here were any nicer. 'Heeeeyyyy! Are you Aquawoman?!' Mera. Her name is Mera. She did not want a clash between the surface and the sea. She thought I could help. And after all themayhem caused by Orm on the surface, I just had to swim her way! Didn't thik me gettin' captured was part of her plan, though. But heh, a fight to bring peace?! Bring it on! Man, I'll give Orm this much; he sure knew how to draw a crowd. Shame form him I wasn't in the mood for playin' nice. You think you got what it takes to beat me? Better think again! Orm didn't seem to like the idea of losin' fair and square. It'd take a little creative thinkin' to get past those attacks of his. My usual attacks weren't workin'. I ha to try and think of something else. Yeah! That seemed to work! I don't do this for the rewards... but I gotta admit, this is a pretty sweet reward. Finally, I was startin' to get somewhere. Y'know, just for a sec, I thought he'd give up after that. But I guess I should'ah known better. Even after all that, it still wasn't over. I had a feelin' it was gonna be one of those days! Hahahaha! That's one sweet hug! Good luck on your date, Bro! That'll keep the surface safe for a while. 
*Aquaman (Movie): How's it goin', small fries? Missed the best hero of' em all, did ya? Me and Mera has been busy lookin' for King Atlan's long lost trident. Turns out it would give its holder mystery over the seas. Which would be kinda useful when going up against my little bro. After a bunch of searchin', runnin', climbin', fallin', jumpin' and some flyin', we finally got a clue to where it was hidden. I was glad to get back to swimmin'! Nah! Not that kinda swimin'!... Yeah, that's better! Anf faster! Very important when you're trying to get away from so many teeth and so many claws. But we got rid of 'em, piece of fishcake! And finally, in the depths of the hidden sea, we found Atlan's trident. Yeah! Ha ha ha! After that, I just had to unite the seven kingdoms and...convince 'em that I could be their king! But Orm wasn't gonna make it easy and the biggest water fight ever was about to start. Permission to come aboard? It turned out "uniting the seven" was eaiser said than done, especially with Orm on our case. Freeing those Fishermen would be a good place to start. Nah, this ain't gonna work for me. Oh, I mean "outragous" or whatever. Oh, is this supposed to be a problem? Ha! Not for me it ain't. It looked like we'd made ourselves some new friends. Orm didn't seem too happy about it. Probably why he sent some of his buddies after us. By defeatin' the Trench in battle, we'd won their respect and convinced 'em to change sides. Things were lookin' up! Just then, Orm manged to knock out the power. If we wanted to communicate with King Nereus, we'd have to find a way to fix it... fast! Better take this before some no-good pirates get their hands on it. Mera managed to conince her dad to join with us. I think that was the last straw for Orm... Orm didn't seem to think much of me winning our little "popularity contest". It was time to teach him a lesson or two about being a king! You think you got what it takes to beat me? Better think again! Seems that Orm still had a few friends. They weren't gonna make this easy. Orm tried callin' for more help but it looked like his plans were about to be all washed up! Yeah! just like that, the tides turned on Orm. Peace returned under the seas and I took my place as king. 
*Shazam (Movie): 'Sup, Shazam here! Brand new superhero at your service. Now that I'm a pro at that whole "caped crusader" thing, let me tell you how my origin story went down. So usually I'm Billy. Billy Baston. But shh... secret idenity! I've been bouncing around foster homes for, like, forever. That's 'oos I lost my mom when I was five. And that's how I wound up with these guys. They took a bit of getting used to but turned out they were all pretty awesome! Then things got real strange. I was totally minding my own business, not getting into trouble, when I ended up in this spooky with this um... wizard? Not sure why he chose me but one magic word later... SHAZAM! Wow. Ha ha ha! Look at me. I mean look at me! Now I can get this buff bod whenever I want! Freddy knew all about this superhero stuff so he helped me figure out my new powers. Montage... Electricity! Bullet immunity! Super strength! I was like "Electric Superman", dude! *pause* Except I wasn't sure I could fly. Until this bad guy appeared and decided to drag me up to the sky. Then... he dropped me. Seriously what's up with that?! You're the bad guys, right? Man, I hope you're the bad guys. I tried hiding as plain old Billy Baston but Freddy and me would still need to sneak past Sivana if we wanted to escape. Sivana didn't appreciate our methods of trying to get past him. We'd have to be a little more careful, going forward. With Freddy in danger, I had no choice but to say the magic word and take Sivana down! Sivana sure wasn't giving up early! Freddy knew there had to be something nearby he could use to help me out. Not gonna lie, Sivana was pretty intense with the soary magic. I made a calculated retreat. So I could face him later, yeah... I didn't know his monsters still had Freddy, I swear! Brrr, they're so creepy. Being a superhero is tough. I'm glad I can go back to being a kid anytime, it sure has its perks! Welcome back, "kiddos"! Ready to ride the rest of my awesome story? Right... where was I? Oh yeah! Before I even got a chance to track down Sivana, he brought Freddy back to the foster home. Only I wasn't grown-up-superhero-muscled-up me. But he seriously underestimated us kids. Hah! Batarang IN OUR FACE! No more leverage for you, "Mister Creepy Power-Stealing Dude". Tactical retreat! We ran to the winter carnival to blend in with the crowd. Well, that didn't last. Guess you can't hide someone has handsome as me for long! The doc and his creepy monsters found us and sent everyone else running. Sivana had all of us corned. Again. Plans A, B, C, D, E, F and G were out so I had to give away my powers to save the others. *pause* Unless... Whoosh! SHAZAM! Hahahaha! The old man didn't expect that one. That's right, "Doctor Stink-Eye" and to go up against all six of us! A few more of those and Sivana was gonna be real sorry! Ooh! Can't say Sivana didn't have that one coming! Suddenly, Sivana idn't feel much like fighting any more. He tried to make his escape but I wasn't about to let that happen. "Gluttony" and "Pride" hadn't wasted any time introducing themselves to the locals. Someone needed to put a stop to them. Darla's new powers were just what we needed to brighten things up a little. It worked! Gluttony fell for the trap! That's what you get for being greedy! Just at that moment, Pedro arrived to help. We figured his new super-srength might come in handy. Ha! Talk about being careful what you wish for! You can look at yourself all you want now, Pride! Just when things seemed to be going our way, we ran into "Wrarth". Huh! I don't need to tell you that's some real bad news. It wasn't pretty but with Wrath out of the way, it was time to take down Sivana, once and for all! Wow, ha, ha! That must've hurt! Maybe was good for the back, old man. I got the eyewith the monsters inside! All of Sivana's monsters are gone. There's no messing with us now! The Shazam-fam is pretty awesome! 
*Lobo: Awright! Can't get enough of me, huh? I don't blame ya, Lobo is one sweet sight! Talking about a big handsome men,, lemme tell ya about mah man Bruce Wayne. He ha some happiness and love in his life once. Andrea Beaumont. But the sun can't shine forever. She had to escape the city, daddy was bein' chased by some of Gotham's worst, ya see. Poor Brucey was left with only his *snort* butler for company. He started his crime fightin' biz. Finally some action I can get down with! And as a lover of black outfits mah-self, I dig it. Over the years, catchin' criminals became routine for Batsy. Until a new shadow appeared in the night. The mobsters who'd been meanies to Andrea's pop-pop got taken down one by one, until only the worst of 'em remained. Meanwhile, Bats and his manservant got their brains whirring. Was "skull face" Bruce's old flame? *pause* Yeah it was! But Andrea was already on her way to confront the Joker. Bats flipped to the rescue, unfortunately, "Mista J" always had a trick up his sleeve. Uh oh... BOOM! Ha ha hahaha. 
*The Joker: (Laughs)
*Lobo: Speakin' ah "old flames", it seemed like things were heatin' up for Bats and "Phantom Features". They'd need to figure out a way of dealin' with that fire if they wanted to track down the Joker. Now that the situlation had cooled down a little, it was time for some good ol'-fashioned detective work. Games, huh? You can see how a crazy cat like the Joker'd feel right at home in a place like this! Just then, Joker's "Captain Clown" robot showed up! And, unfortunately for Bats, it didn't look like he was in the mood to make balloon animals! Guess it ended up bein' Batman who had the last laugh! With one clown down, it was time to head on after the Joker! Bats and the Phantasm managed to track down the Joker... but the REAL fun was just gettin' started. Ha! I guess "crime" flies when you're havin' fun, huh? Hahaha! Hey, whaddaya know? I got jokes too! Hehe! Yeah! Looks like it ain't safe to be a clown around here! Business was startin' to pick up... and so was the wind! When it came to Joker's wild ideas, you could tell that Batman wasn't exactly a "fan"! Haha! Y'geddit? That Joker... always "taking off" in a hurry, huh? Haha! Ha! A shot like that sure ain't gonna play into the Joker's favor! Seemed like Joker wasn't done with tryin' to blow away his competition! You could tell Joker wasn't in the mood to make 'em laugh any more! BAM! The good ol' anvil trick! He sure fell for that one. That's what you get for messing with the Phantasm. And Bats go back to fightin' crime... alone. Right! Gotham's too gloomy for mah taste, I'm gonna go catchs some supernova rays. See ya laterz! Wassup? Lobo here! Jus' grabbin' myself a snack while the hog's gettin' refueled! Nom nom nom. Now, let's dig into this "oung Justice" hero stuff! Superman and friends got 'emselves stuck on the other side of the galaxy, leavin' the young'uns to fill their boots on Earth. Anyways, the "Baby Heroes" got plenty to deal with, some alien dudes were trying to invade Earth! And not the goodhonest ailen kind like your main main Lobo, but the double-crossing and cheating kind... Earth's worst villains decided secretly partner up with the invaders. Thankfully some of 'em ankle biters were undercover. 'T'was a teensy bit weird for Aqualad here. See, his dandy Black Manta was part of a bad crew. Awlwaaaard... A secret meeting was called. And from there it all went downhill! Claiming Earth as their property wasn't gonna make anyone living there happy. Trouble trouble. But the lil' ones were ready for anything and waiting to strike. That did not bode well for the bad guys, aliens or otherwise! The stakes of this battle were Earth's survival, no less! Ha ha ha! I don't care who wins as long as I can see some sweet brawlin'. With Qualad's little "undercover" exposed, things were about to get mess in a hurry! Somehow in all the chaos, Miss Martian got all wrapped up in this magic fire snake thing! Somebody had to help her out, and fast! "Ol'snakey" was on the ropes but the team hasn't just one yet! Hey, these kids are alright! Miss Martian was free but the team would still need to do somethin' about the Brain's sheild if they wanted to each him a lesson. 
*Kid Flash: Don't think I'm gonna go easy on you!
*Lobo: With the Brain's shield outta the way, it was that "Flash kid's" time to shine! Hehe... That'll show him! Y'know, I'm more of a "brawns over brains" kinda guy but I'll tell you who's got plenty of both... Black Beetle! Man, kinda guy but I'll tell you who's got plenty of both... Black Beetle! Man, you could tell he didn't like it when things weren't goin' his way! So then "Mister Insect Features" decided to take a hike. Smart idea! Meanwhile, things around so-called "summit" just got crazier and crazier! While all tis was goin' on, Aqualad and his "aqua-dad" had some issues they needed to deal with. Man, I do love me some good ol'-fashioned family drama! Mean, how long does it take to defeat this guy? It feels like I've been waiting six years to see what happens next! Well played, kiddos! I guess there's hope for this generation after all. That's it for me! Earth's not the only planet in the universe, although they have some pretty nice food there! 
*Red Hood: You shouldn't have come here! Ungh! Cheap move! Argh! That won't work next time! Ugh! Lucky shot! Nice trick. I'll need to remember that.
*Katanna: I have been waiting for you, and now... YOU'RE ALL MINE! 
*Killer Croc: Rargh! You dare disturb me? This is Killer Croc's turf! GET OUT! Raarrgh! You can't defeat me! Grraaaargh! Pesky critter! You won't win! Graagh! You got lucky! We'll meet again!
*Frankenstein: Rarrrgh! You shouldn't be here! This place is not for you! Ahhrgh! No! How?! HRNN! A LUCKY STRIKE! I shall not rest until I defeat you! 
*Doomsday: They wish to cvhallenge Darkseid? Pitful! RGGRRR!! I'm going to destroy you all! Is... Is this a bad time? More! Stop tickling me! Dooooooooooooooom! I've always been here and I will always be here! Embarassing you in public, making you wish the dishes, spoiling the twists in movies! You can't get rid of me! This is you trying? 
*(Meanwhile)
*Iron Man: Sorry, surfer-dude, but you're headed for a wipe-out.
*Nick Fury: Iron Man... I'm reading an incoming ship. Watch out, it's about to open fire!
*Iron Man: Whoh! Whoa! Oohhhh!
*Nick Fury: Tony, are you alright?
*Iron Man: Ow, ow and more ow.
*Nick Fury: Hmm.
*(At Doom's Castle)
*Dr. Doom: With these cosmic bricks, the world will be mine to rule! But first I should probably it from prevent it from being destroyed.
*???: This would been much easier had you captured the board intact rather than blasting it to pieces.
*Dr. Doom: The Avengers showed up. They know how to ruin every good evil plan.
*???: Your plan is... fantastic.
*Dr. Doom: A poor choice of words, God of Mischief. I prefer to think of it as 'spectacular.' Maybe 'stupendous.' I've hired every villain, bad guy and dark minion I could find to help assemble...DOCTOR DOOM'S DOOM RAY OF DOOM!
*???: Sort of a mouthful, but alright. Speaking of that...
*Dr. Doom: Silence! Now, we must track down more of these Cosmic Bricks to build my weapon.
*???: As you command, oh most doom-one full one.
*(At Sand Central Station)
*Abomination: (Growls)
*Sandman: Alright! I let these big-wigs go, once you will bring me some of those... Uh... Cosmic Bricks!
*Abomination: Why didn't they make me the supervisor here? That guy's got sand for brains?
*(At outside)
*(Iron Man arrives)
*Iron Man: Holding Grand Central hostage at rush hour? Now that's criminal!
*Hulk (off-screen): (Roars)
*(Hulk arrives)
*Iron Man: Hulk, you have to remember to look... before you leap.
*Abomination: (Growls)
*Hulk: (Roars)
*Iron Man: I know... bad guys. The S.H.I.E.L.D. folks think we need to formulate a careful plan of attack using... Or, we just smash our way in. Good plan.
*Phil Coulson : (Transmission) Welcome back to New York, gentlemen!
*Iron Man: Look at this mess! Didn't we just clean up this city?
*Phil Coulson: *Over Radio* Witnesses on the ground say Sandman's got hostages in the station!
*Hulk: SAND MAKE HULK MAAAAD!
*Iron Man: Just as well I charged my batteries this morning. I think it's going to be a long day. Whoah! So that's why that button does...
*Phil Coulson : *Over Radio* Looks like you'll have to get past Abomination to get inside!
*Iron Man: He threw that car like it was some kind of toy! Big Guy, you handle this!
*Abomination: (Roars)
*Hulk: HULK ANGRY!
*Sandman: I'll give you a hand... Or two! Hahaha!
*Phil Coulson : (Transmission) There's sand everywhere... but this won't be a day at the beach!
*Stan Lee: Excelsior!
*Phil Coulson : (Transmission) Hey! It's that guy who seems to follow you super heroes around everywhere! You should help Stan out whenever you see him in trouble...
*Sandman: You can't beat me! I've already won HANDS down! Hahaha! We have unscheduled arrival in the main terminal! Hahaha!
*Hulk: HULK HATE DELAYS!
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) Hulk, remember you can transform back to normal if you calm down...
*Sandman: Looks like the writing's on the wall for you guys! Hahaha!
*Hulk: WALLS NOT GOOD! WALLS ONLY KEEP PEOPLE APART!
*Iron Man: Profound... Huh! Least I know a good spot for beach volleyball next week.
*Sandman: Looks like I'm king of the castle, super zeroes! Good luck getting past this!
*Iron Man: Well there's something you don't see every day, a large building I don't own yet.
*Spider-Man: Wow, so much for taking the subway down to the Bugle. Guess I'll just have to fight my way though it.
*Iron Man: Whoa!
*Hulk: (Roars)
*Iron Man: Whoa! Thanks for swinging by, Spider-Man.
*Spider-Man: You Avenger guys are really great, at making a mess.
*Iron Man: Hey! I just replaced that!
*Spider-Man: I always knew there was a real buzz around your name, Tony, but this is taking a little too far. We've gotta shut of the power!
*Iron Man: Pepper always says I get in my own way!
*Spider-Man: My spider-sense again... What is it?
*Spider-Man: My spider-sense... Something close by.
*Sandman: Seems like I've got my hands full with you!
*Iron Man: This guy doesn't give up! Let's find a way to take this thing down!
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) Doctor Banner, this might be a good time for you to get angry. Hulk, remember you can transform back to normal if you calm down...
*Sandman: Oh, no... I'm melting... MELTING! No, wait... I mean... solidfying... SOLIDFRYING... Oh, what a world... Noooo....!
*Spider-Man: I don't need this, I already have enough problems without getting sand in this costume!
*Sandman: Argh! You think you can stop me? I'm not pulling any more punches...
*Spider-Man: This guy's attacks are so fast! Talk about your quicksand, I've definitely got a sinking feeling right now.
*Sandman: I hate to HAMMER a point home but you two just won't take a hint! Grr! You got me that time but I'll still beat you to the PUNCH!
*Nick Fury: Secure that Cosmic Brick, Coulson. And make sure it gets to the Fantastic Four's lab for analysis.
*Phil Coulson: Yes, sir. (To Hulk) Uh, Hulk, can you help with some of this debris?
*Iron Man: You're calling them Cosmic Bricks?
*Nick Fury: They came from the sky-surfer you encountered. I've given Reed Richards the job of finding out why everyone seems to want them. (To Spider-Man) Thanks for your help, Spider-Man. There's always a place in this operation for a hero like you.
*Spider-Man: Like I have time for that. I've got a trigonometry exam tomorrow, my aunt needs me to pick-up a dozen eggs and I'm drowning in angst.
*Iron Man: So, who's behind all this? What exactly are they up to? And will it cut into my hot tub time?
*Nick Fury: I don't know - I wish I knew, and yes. Tony, get back to Stark Tower and try to get me some answers.
*(At Prison)
*Dr. Doom: I must have all the Cosmic Bricks I can get my hands on!
*Loki: My work progresses...
*Dr. Doom: Progress faster!
*Loki: This is what I've been reduced to? Relying on such pitful, mortal creatures for my plans? Though he does have a cool throne and a metal face.
*(At S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier)
*Maria Hill: Director Fury, Reed Richards is here.
*Nick Fury: Uh... (Gasp) Mister Fantastic himself. And breakthroughs on that Cosmic Brick I sent you?
*Mr. Fantastic: Actually, I could use some help. Is Tony Stark around?
*Nick Fury: He's working on something else. I have another Avenger here.
*Captain America: I'm actually the first Avenger, sir.
*Mr. Fantastic: Do you have much experience with theoretical quantum mechanics and exotic nano-derived power sources?
*Captain America: Um... I got a A-plus in American History?
*Maria Hill: Director Fury, we have comfirmation that more of those bricks hit the open ocean.
*Nick Fury: Hill, get me a S.H.I.E.L.D. research sub to gather those Cosmic Bricks. I want some answers! (To Captain America) Cap, you head to the Baxter Building with Reed Richards and help out the best you can.
*Captain America: I can always sell some war bonds.
*Nick Fury: Hill, another impotant thing: lunch. Order in some shawarma. Stark knows a spot.
*(At outside)
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) Gentlemen, we need you back at the Baxter Building pronto. Director Fury wants as much info on those Cosmic Bricks as you can find.
*Maria Hill: The top floors of the Baxter Building are home to the Fantastic Four. Up to date plans are unavailable as Reed Richards is continuously reconfiguring the layout of his labs.
*Doctor Octopus: Dr. Doom, it's Doctor Octopus. I found it. (Growls) Destroy them, my Octobots! (Laughs) I won't be stopped by such insignificant creatures.
*Mr. Fantastic: Give it up, Octavius! It won't be a STRETCH to defeat you!
*Doctor Octopus: Octobots... GET HIM!
*Captain America: You won't get away with those pieces, Doctor Octopus!
*Doctor Octopus: A most impressive laboratory, Doctor Richards... for such an inferior intellect. I'll be taking my leave now. Goodbye, Substandard heroes.
*Mr. Fantastic: He's heading for the roof! Let's get after him, Cap!
*Captain America: An elevator? Is this the quickest way to the roof?
*Mr. Fantastic: I... uhh... call it the Fantasti-vator. Faster than the stairs for sure! Let's go!
*Captain America: There he is!
*Mr. Fantastic: Maybe we should think about this...
*Captain America: No time! If he gets away with those pieces now we might never get'em back!
*H.E.R.B.I.E.: Doctor Octopus is getting away! You'll need to glide across that gap to catch up with him.
*Mr. Fantastic: Over there, Captain! What's the plan?
*Captain America: Whenever he goes, we follow! Look out! He's releasing more Octobots!
*Doctor Octopus: I don't think you'll be following me across here, heroes!
*Captain America: Careful, Dr. Richards, It's a long way down! He's climbing down! We can't reach him from here.
*Doctor Octopus: Wait? What are you doing? NOOOO!!!
*J. Jonah Jameson: Parker?! Do your job! I want some play for Bugle stories on Net-Thing or Inter-face.
*Peter Parker: Yes, sir. Net-face.
*J. Jonah Jameson: You understand the web, don't you?
*Peter Parker: The web? Yeah, it's a job and a hobby.
*J. Jonah Jameson: Doc Octopus? You're a real doctor, right? I have a pain right here... down there... oh, and that bit over there, wow!
*Doctor Octopus: Your cheap health plan doesn't cover office visits.
*J. Jonah Jameson: Parker?! Parker! I need some footage of this for the website! How hard can it be? I mean, this time the news is coming to us!
*Spider-Man: You could record it with your smartphone , JJ, if you could figure out how to turn it on. Hey, guys.
*Doctor Octopus: You're never going to catch me. You're wasting your time!
*Captain America: Good thing you happened to be close by Spider-Man, Doc Ock's stolen some important materials.
*Spider-Man: Yeah. he's real grabby like that. Always getting his hands on things. Spider-sense again... What is it?
*Doctor Octopus: Haha! Victory is now within my REACH! Time step on the spider.
*Spider-Man: Oh, such cruelty. You couldn't wrap me in a paper towel and toss me out in the window?
*Doctor Octopus: NO! What happened? Grr...!!! OCTOBOTS!
*Spider-Man: He seems over-the-top angry. Any advice?
*Mr. Fantastic: Don't look at me! YOU'RE the Doc Ock expert. Wait! He's trapped his arm in the ground! Let's attack while he can!
*Doctor Octopus: No! Not again! My arm!!! Argh! Why didn't I see this coming?!! Another arm stuck?!! My arms! My beloved mechanical arms! You'll surfer for this! GET THEM!!!
*Captain America: Give it up, crime never pays.
*Doctor Octopus: You'd be surprised; it covers medical and dental.
*Mr. Fantastic: You can't escape the long of reach of justice, Ock.
*Spider-Man: Stop being so grabby, doc!
*Captain America: I got it!
*Mr. Fantastic: I got it!
*Spider-Man: I got it!
*Green Goblin: No, I got it! (Laughs)
*Ego the Living Planet: Hmm.
*Captain America: We captured Doc Ock, but we lost the Green Goblin.
*Hawkeye: Don't worry, we're tracking him.
*Black Widow: Target located.
*Hawkeye: He's gone to the Oscorp Building.
*Captain America: What would Green Goblin want in a totally legitimate and entirely unsuspicious office tower like Oscorp?
*Mr. Fantastic: Let's go find out.
*Hawkeye: That won't be necessary, Mister Richards, uh, Fantastic, um...
*Black Widow: Dr. Richards... Uh, sir, Director Fury needs you and Cap back at the lab.
*Hawkeye: We need to know more about these special bricks and what they can do.
*Spider-Man: Then, let's try to figure that out. We gotta, because... With great power, comes great responsibility.
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) Green Goblin has been sighted entering Oscorp. We need you to get there, find him and hopefully get back that Cosmic Brick...
*Black Widow: I guess we'll find our own way to Oscorp then...
*Hawkeye: We'll be easy with this mess they left behind. I'm sure they won't mind if we trash the place a little more... Hey, could you grab me a Chicken Alfredo while you're over there.
*Black Widow: Sure. You want me to pick up your dry cleaning, too? Looks like that booth scans for employees...
*Hawkeye: Shouldn't be a problem for you, right?
*Maria Hill: Within the Oscorp building's high security perimeter, Norman Osborn's labs undertake secretive research into radical new chemical and genetic technologies.
*Spider-Man: What took you so long?
*Green Goblin: (Laughs)
*Hawkeye: (Groans)
*Black Widow: Clint... you shouldn't have! (Laughs)
*Hawkeye: Hmm.
*Black Widow: Where did Green Goblin go?
*Spider-Man: Don't worry, the Green Goblin will be waiting for us.
*Hawkeye: Proceed with caution... We need to find him AND that Cosmic Brick!
*Green Goblin: Coming through! HA-hahahahahaaaa!!!
*System One: Alert! Security breach detected! Emergency protocols engaged.
*Black Widow: That's not good.
*Spider-Man: My spider-sense is tingling!
*Green Goblin: Need a lift, guys? Ha-hahahahaaa!
*System One: Caution! Possible laboratory break-in confirmed by big explosion. Please direct your panic-stricken running to the nearest exit.
*Spider-Man: Attack with an elevator! That's wrong on so many levels. Give up the Cosmic Brick, Goblin! Game's over!
*Green Goblin: Oh, it's just begun, web-brain! Catch me if you can!
*Hawkeye: Hmm. Those cameras are triggering the lasers. There must be a way to get past!
*Green Goblin: Hmm. I'm sorry, but you three don't seem to have the proper visitor passes. Hahahaha!
*Black Widow, Spider-Man & Hawkeye: (Screams)
*Green Goblin: Doom, I'll be on my way shortly. Hahaha!
*Black Widow: (Screams)
*Spider-Man: (Screams)
*Stan Lee: (Screams)
*Hawkeye: (Screams)
*Black Widow: (Groans)
*Spider-Man: Wow, getting a visitor pass around here is grueling. This stinks!
*Black Widow: Goblin and the Cosmic Brick will have to wait. We need to get out of this place.
*Venom: (Roars)
*Spider-Man: Oh, great... Looks just like symbiote goo...
*Hawkeye: Open sesame!
*Black Widow: Good work, team. Now to get after Green Goblin! What happened here? The whole lab's been abandoned.
*Hawkeye: Seems like the power's out. if we can find a power generator we should be able to get it back online.
*System One: Power restored to *white noise/hiss*. Caution advised.
*Spider-Man: Restored to what? Never good when the important part is covered by static.
*Hawkeye: It's almost like they're... coming out of the walls! Did you see it freak out cause of the loud noise? It's alien symbiotes all right...
*Black Widow: Be careful what you wish for. Spidey, who's hosting the Venom symbiote these days?
*Venom: (Laughs, Screeches)
*Hawkeye: Seems like the source of the problem! The flames scared him off! You know, for a totally legitimate...
*Black Widow: ...and suspicious office tower, this place surprisingly disgusting.
*Spider-Man: You said it.
*Black Widow: You think that's all of them?
*Spider-Man: Uh, no.
*Hawkeye: I see him.
*Venom: We always love running into you, Spider-Man! What a tangled web we weave. And Spider-Man! You've brought along a few friends for us to play with!
*Spider-Man: Guys, meet Venom. Venom, meet the guys. Well, one's a girl.
*Venom: We're going to save you till last, Spider-Man! Is that the best you can do? We're only just getting started!
*System One: Emergency containment measures for super top secret Symbiote research - activated.
*Hawkeye: Perfect!
*Venom: You're not leaving here alive!
*Hawkeye: Green Goblin, come on!!!
*Green Goblin: Hahaha!
*Hawkeye: I knew I should've packed my anti-Goblin arrows!
*Spider-Man: LEGO-las - Ha! Can you and the other Avengers track him down? I've gotta do dishes, homework, explain to my girlfriend why I'm always, always leaving her waiting at coffee places. I mean, my life is really hard.
*Nick Fury: Tell me you got the brick?
*Hawkeye: SOrry, sir. Green Goblin got away.
*Nick Fury: Coulson.
*Phil Coulson: I know sir: clean-up at Oscorp.
*Nick Fury: Tell me you've found something...
*Tony Stark: Well, besides going though about 100 keyboards for Hulk, I've gone through some of my space data about that Silver Surfer we encountered. He was filthy with Power Cosmic.
*Nick Fury: I was afraid of that.
*Tony Stark: And I've tracked the Silver Surfer's power signature from that mystery ship. Looks like they landed in Latveria.
*Nick Fury: Latveria? That means Doctor Doom.
*Maria Hill: Sir, we have a break-in at the Raft...
*Nick Fury: Iron Man, Hulk... you're up.
*Tony Stark: Okay sir, we'll get right on it.
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) Why would someone break in to the Raft? You'd better check it out ASAP!
*Iron Man: Great, the ferry's outta commission. And you exceed the weight limit for me to fly you over there.
*Hulk: HULK SCARED OF HEIGHTS!
*Iron Man: ...and there's that. Maybe we can fix this boat up...
*Captain: Nice work - you fixed the ferry! My family-friendly Ryker's Island Ferry Tour is back in business! If you're gonna ride, though, you're gonna need to show me a ticket. Rules is rules!
*Hulk: HULK SMASH PUNY TICKET MAN!
*Iron Man: Hey-hey-hey! Save those 'Hulk-smashes' for the bad guys, right? Let's get ourselves a ticket.
*Captain: Got your ticket? Then hop aboard, friend! Next stop... prison.
*Iron Man: And if you look to the left, you'll see the fabulous X-Mansion, while on the right...
*Hulk: Hulk need the bathroom.
*Iron Man Really? You couldn't have gone before we left?
*Maria Hill: Located off Manhattan's East Coast, the highest security area of Ryker's Island Maximum Security Penitentiary is known as the Raft. Looking for the worst in super-villainy? You'll find them here.
*Iron Man: My sensors are detecting movement on the other side of this wall.
*Wolverine: Let go of me, bub!
*Hulk: HULK SMASH UGLY SIDEBURNS!
*Iron Man: Hulk, drop. You should know by now he's one of the good guys. Even doesn't smell like one. Shouldn't you be in Canada, uncovering your past or something?
*Wolverine: Tracked Sabretooth here. Chuck says Doom's got the Brotherhood of Mutants helping him out.
*Iron Man: Doing what? Let's go!
*Wolverine: Let's go, tin-man! Sabretooth's scent leads the way...
*Iron Man: Question: Why would Doom team up with Magneto?
*Hulk: HULK HATE RAIN!
*Wolverine: Should a brought an umbrella, Bub!
*Hulk: GAH! HULK NO LIKE BRIGHT LIGHT!
*Wolverine: Guys, I think we tripped the alarm or something.
*Iron Man: Looks like the party's in full swing. Is that... The Leader?!!
*The Leader: Hulk? You brainless babbling beast! I am finally free to destroy you!
*Hulk: LEEADER IS ENEMY! HULK SMASH BIG HEAD!!!
*Abomination: Aaaw... Teddy... Love my teddy... What? WHAT? Aww... Quiet down! It's not time to get up yet! Whoooooahh!
*Iron Man: Here we go. This machine could locate Sabretooth for us.
*Sabretooth: Wait a minute... get outta here!!! GAAAAHHH!!!!
*Iron Man: Now we know which floor he's on. JARVIS, can you hack into the elevator controls? We need to get there right now!
*Jarvis: Yes, sir. Connecting to elevator controls.
*Sabretooth: You made it for the big escape.
*Carnage: (Laughs)
*Red Skull: (Laughs)
*Rhino: (Growls)
*Red Skull: (Laughs)
*Wolverine: Supervillains everywhere.
*Hulk: (Roars)
*Iron Man: Supervillains, meet my super-suit.
*Magneto: Yes, that suit. It requires some tailoring...
*Iron Man: Is it me, or did it get drafty in here?
*Sabretooth: Time to finish this!
*Wolverine: Finally! Come at me, bub! Looks like we gotta throw somethin' heavy to take him out!
*Magneto:Pardon me the interruption but it's time we were going.
*Hulk: (Roars)
*Wolverine: (Growls) C'mon, ya big, green gorilla.
*Abomination: (Roars)
*Magneto: Ah, Mystique.
*Abomination: Nothing can stop us now! Grrr! Guh!! I can't see!
*Wolverine: Shining those searchlights in Abomination's face might give us the upper hand...
*Abomination: Argh! Bright light!
*Phil Coulson: What a mess. Who else got away?
*Wolverine: (sniffs) I'm gettin' other supervillain scents here... Mandarin, Red Skull and... Loki. Where's Thor?
*Phil Coulson: In Asgard. He needs to know about this.
*Captain America: Mom's apple pie! We've got to save America from the Red Skull!
*Hulk: HULK SMASH SKULL! Hulk rip pants!
*Captain America: That's why my red, white and blue uniform is form-fitting yet flexible. I love American ingenuity.
*Wolverine: I have some tracking to do. I'll keep in touch. Or not.
*Captain America: Tony, let's get back to Stark Tower and into something, uh less revealing.
*Tony Stark: Oh, I have a great new outfit I put together the other day.
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) We're going to need Iron Man if we want to get those Cosmic Bricks back. Head over to Stark Tower and suit up! Man, I miss flying. All this running is making me tired! How do people live like this? Wow, this is embrrassing... I left my keys in my other suit.
*Captain America: Is there another way to open it?
*Tony Stark: Sure... We just need to think outside the box a little.
*Maria Hill: Stark Tower dominates the Manhattan skyline as either a highly advanced technological research facility, or a giant monument to its owner's ego. Depends who you ask.
*Tony Stark: Did I ever tell you about my party armor? It was designed like a tuxedo. For more formal battles. Honey, I'm home?! What's with the hostile welcome. Jarvis, it's me... your boss-man.
*Jarvis: Intruder alert. Security activated.
*Tony Stark: Intruders? JARVIS, security override command Tango Oscar Sierra three-nine-six-three.
*Captain America: We're gonna have to fight in our way in.
*Tony Stark: Someone must have hacked my systems. That's the kind of thing I do to other people. What the...? Great If JARVIS has been hacked then I can't trust my suits either!
*Captain America: All of them?
*Tony Stark: They're all connected to the mainframe. Uh, expect for one of them.
*Captain America: Is there any way to turn off these lasers?
*Tony Stark: No, not in full lock down. I might be able to disrupt their pattern buffers though. I just need an interface terminal. Tony Stark - genius billionaire playboy philanthropist... Looks like I'll have to fight without the cool sound effects... That kinda did it. We can past if we time it right. Right. Problem. I need my keycard to unlock the suit.
*Captain America: And you don't have it?
*Tony Stark: It's just over there...on the other side of that sealed door. Much better! A little old fashioned by my standards, but it should get the job done!
*Captain America: This is on impressive building, Mr. Stark.
*Iron Man: Now that's what I call a view. Wow that is cool.
*Captain America: No time for that now!
*Jarvis: Security system partially restored. Requesting immediate deployment of Mk42 suit.
*Iron Man: Time to suit up!
*Jarvis: Arc Reactor Storage access granted.
*Mandarin: (Laughs)
*Loki: (Laughs)
*Captain America: Loki, stand down!
*Loki: My insincerest apologies, but I have need for a source of high power at low cost.
*Iron Man: Well, you are stealing from the best.
*Mandarin: That's not the only thing we've stolen... Where are you going?! Never trust a demigod... It's time to teach you so-called Avengers' a lesson.
*Iron Man: Enough, Tangerine! I'm just tired of you!
*Mandarin: You should have anticipated this, Stark. Heroes? There is still no such thing! You could never conceive of my vision for mankind. Now I shall turn your weapons against you!
*Captain America: Is that the... Hulkbuster armor?
*Iron Man: Yep...
*Captain America: And that will let him do anything the Hulk can do?
*Iron Man: Yep...
*Jarvis: House party protocol activated.
*Iron Man: So, like my suit?
*Captain America: I have a soft spot for the oldies.
*Iron Man: Why is it my tower can never stay in one piece?
*Nick Fury: We're in danger. The big, bad, end-of-the-world kind of danger. Initial tests by Reed Richards show that these bricks store the Power Cosmic and are the remains of the Silver Surfer's board. If that means what I think it means, you alone have the expertise we need to help defend the Earth.
*Mr. Fantastic: It looks like both our labs have been trashed.
*Iron Man: These bad guys love to steal our stuff.
*Nick Fury: And they're been stealing far too much of it. We need to move on our Latveria operation. I call it 'Operation: Latveria.'
*Mr. Fantastic: I'll get the rest of the Fantastic Four.
*Nick Fury: Right. Turn of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s arc-reactor tracking software.
*Iron Man: Tracking my arc-reactor signatures?
*Nick Fury: Do you know how many times I have to find you at some crazy party? You see, having the best intelligence gives you the upper hand. Hawkeye, Black Widow - you're up!
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) We need to get that arc-reactor back before use for purposes to dyer concerplate follow the signal and find it.
*Nick Fury: (Transmission) Agents, I'm zeroing in on the Arc-Reactor's signal, but it'll take a while to pinpoint exactly. It seems to be coming from the Finacial District... Right, we've located the signal... Updating the co-ordinates now. Follow the trail! Uh... Scratch that last update... Someone spilt schwarma sauce on the monitor! Patching through some accurate co-ordinates now! The signal is coming from somewhere in that area. Check the surroundings for anything suspicious!
*Maria Hill: Standing over fourteen-hundred feet tall and weighing 365,000 tons, the Empire State Building was opened in 1931 and has remained one of the New York City's most recognisable landmarks ever since.
*Black Widow: Looks like Wolverine beat us here.
*Nick Fury: (Transmission) The signal's gotten stronger, so follow it, agents.
*Black Widow: Careful, Barton. We don't want any nasty surprises.
*Hawkeye: Keep your eyes peeled. We don't know who's waiting for us down here. I never miss!
*Black Widow: That symbol looks familiar... it's Hydra!
*Hawkeye: I guess evil organizations don't spend as much on training their goons as they do on these fancy doors... This could be a problem.
*Human Torch: You guys need any help?
*Black Widow: This base is huge! How did it stay hidden for so long?
*Hawkeye: Quality decorating?
*Human Torch: Flame on!
*Black Widow: Yeah, it's Hydra alright. I can see Red Skull form here...
*Hawkeye: And Loki's with him? What are they planning?
*Black Widow: Looks like the door they went through is locked and there's no panel to hack it. We'll have to find another way around.
*Hawkeye: Some days I just feel like a cog in the machine.
*Human Torch: I wouldn't look down if I were you! One small step for man, one giant climb up a Hydra rocket!
*Hawkeye: Going up! Hey, bad guys! Say something, will ya> I hat fightin' in silence!
*Red Skull: It works. Power levels are stable.
*Loki: Excellent.
*Captain America: Red Skull! I'm gonna spangle you till you see stars!
*Red Skull: Still in that ridiculous outfit? You need a bigger wardrobe budget. I am the Red while you are merely numb-skulls!
*Captain America: Red Skull! I'm here to end your evil scheme.
*Human Torch: And I thought I was a hot head!
*Arnim Zola: Calculations predict a 95% chance of failure, Captain. You should give up now!
*Captain America: After all these years I just realized that Red Skull has no nose!
*Human Torch: Really? How does he smell?
*Captain America: Terrible.
*Red Skull: That suits looks just as ridiculous now as 'ze first time we met, Captain! I am the future of our people. You are just a bygone relic! You can't defeat me! The Red Skull is always ready!
*Arnim Zola: Hahaha! You cannot win! No you can't! Pathetic insects! You cannot destroy the mighty Arnim Zola!
*Captain America: You're getting slow in your old age, Captain! You cannot defeat me!
*Wolverine: I picked up the Skull's trail outside the Raft. He wears a stinky cologne.
*Captain America: We appreciate the help, but you've destroyed the vortex. Now we can't follow Loki.
*Wolverine: Yeah, well, I get the sense that Loki isn't just a hired hand in this thing.
*(At Space)
*Galactus: *Chomp, chomp* Sweetness!
*(At Earth)
*Phil Coulson: They'll be fine, Director Fury. They may not be super, but they are heroes.
*Captain America: Colonel Fury, sir, Loki jumped into a Vortex and vanished.
*Nick Fury: (On Communication) I know someone that can help locate him.
*Wolverine: I've just remembered ; I gotta go buy some more hair gel. I'll catch up to you.
*Human Torch: Something about that big rainbow road... Looking at it, I just feel like... I wanna race!
*Captain America: What?
*Human Torch: Sorry, just talking to myself.
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) We've got someone waiting for you at the foot of the Bifrost. I assume you know who it is... You'd better go meet him as soon as possible.
*Maria Hill: Most of what S.H.I.E.L.D. knows about Thor and his people remains highly classified. What little information we've obtained about his home 'Asgard' comes form...well...this one children's book found by Dr. Erik Selvig in New Mexico. Seems pretty accurate so far...
*Wolverine: Get a load of this guy.
*Human Torch: Oooh, very theatrical with the lightning and everything!
*Captain America: He is god of thunder. It's sort of his thing.
*Thor: I sensed the opening of the Vortex because brother Loki used it as a pathway to Asgard.
*Wolverine: What the heck's he after?
*Thor: He is ever after only one thing... Power. And also helmets with thorns. He is really into those.
*Human Torch: This is great! Better than my rollercoaster!
*Thor: Remain vigilant.
*Wolverine: What is thus thing?!!
*Captain America: How much longer til we get there? Thor?
*Thor: We shall be in Asgard shortly. Until then be careful not to fall into the vastness of space... Prepare yourselves, mortals. Asgard shall soon be in our sights!
*Wolverine: Uhh... Let's not do that again!
*Captain America: Whoah... I'm so dizzy, I'm seeing stars... but so no stripes!
*Thor: So much frost and ice. Loki must be working with the Frost Giants of Jotunheim!
*Human Torch: Then it's good I always bring the heat! YEEEAAAH!
*Wolverine: Quiet, Matchstick!
*Thor: The controls to the exit are buried! We must remove this ice somehow...
*Human Torch: Now, if there were only someone here with the power to melt ice... Oh, yeah!...
*Thor: Frost Giants! Be on your guard!
*Wolverine: Funny... they don't look so giant to me.
*Thor: Now we need only to charge the controls. My hammer should suffice! Hurry! We must find Loki!
*Wolverine: A magical rainbow bridge? What next, unicorns and happy cliches?
*Loki: You made it... I was beginning to worry. Do you like what I've done with the place?
*Thor: Brother! Stop this madness!
*Loki: Oh, just chill out for the second, won't you?
*Thor: Villain! Yeld! I will not order you again!
*Loki: Behold! You are now under my power! Ta-ta for now!
*Captain America: So, this is Asgard?
*Thor: Why do you insist follow me, brother? Going somewhere? I think not! Yet again, you fall for my simple parlour tricks. Are we having fun? You heroes are mere puppets, under my control! Now you see me... I'm not finished yet... or should that be we're not finished yet? How foolish you are! Over here!
*Thor: The Tesseract is dangerous, brother!
*Loki: Oh and so am I, brother! I intend to get my revenge on you, on Earth, and on Asgard!
*Thor: What are you planning, Loki?
*Loki: You can't make me tell. You are not the god of me.
*Thor: Ohhh! Thou dost vex me with the taunt. You have used it since we ere children!
*Loki: Do you remember this little plaything?
*Thor: Brother, Loki, are you out of your mind?
*Wolverine: I bet our Tin Man would love to see this one!
*Captain America: That thing is indestructible! There has to be a way to break Loki's control over it...
*Human Torch: Well, if you guys have any bright ideas, I'd love to hear' em!
*Wolverine: My claws ain't gonna do it this time... Gotta be another way!
*Loki: GAh! You mortal pest!
*Captain America: The Destroyer is vulnerable! Take him out!
*Loki: Be gone! Asgard belongs to me!
*Thor: Rid your mind of this madness Loki!
*Loki: Aaargh! You pathetic insect! You shall never win!
*Thor: Brother! I do not wish you further harm! Give up now!
*Loki: I swear, you will kneel before me by the time this day is through! You think you have me out-numbered? Well, not for long!
*Human Torch: Look-a-likes! Or should that be Loki-likes?
*Loki: Get away, you fowl creature!
*Thor: I will return the Tesseract to the safe-keeping of the Treasure Room.
*Human Torch: Hey, blondie, I hate to point this out, but it just got stolen from there. Maybe your security's not so good?
*Captain America: S.H.I.E.L.D. has entire battalion of troops dedicated to guarding the Tesseract.
*Thor: Humans? Guarding this item of immense power? Please! I can rain thunder and lightning on anyone who touches it!
*Wolverine: I bet this glow cube can help me find Magneto. I can ask Chuck about that.
*Loki: The final pieces are coming together. Soon you will rule the earth.
*Dr. Doom: Yes, yes! But where is the power source you promised me?! It's all we need.
*Loki: I know where it is. We can acquire it from the Mutants.
*Dr. Doom: The X-Men? Very well, I've planned for every contingency. I'll dispatch some associates to reacquire it.
*Wolverine: Brought you somethin' Professor. Figure this can help us find Magneto.
*Professor X: The only thing I think it will find for us... ...is unwanted attention... Oh, dear.
*Cyclops: That doesn't sound good.
*Jean Grey: And that doesn't look good!
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) X-Men, do you read me? Our sensors indicate the X-Mansion is underattack. If you receiving this message you should get there right away.
*Jean Grey: I guess we're not getting in through the front door.
*Cyclops: C'mon. We'll take the side entrance!
*Stan Lee: Help!
*Cyclops: Calm down and turn those sprinkers on!
*Jean Grey: It's no good. He can hear you through his own deafening screams!
*Maria Hill: Officially, Professor Charles Xavier's Institute for Higher Learning is in an ordinary boarding school, but the truth is it also serves as a home and shelter for young mutants with extraordinary powers... collectively known as the X-Men.
*Cyclops: Come on, we need to rescue the students.
*Juggernaut: (Roars)
*Professor X: Cylcops, Jean... You need to rescue any trapped students.
*Jean Grey: Professor! I sense he is in danger!
*Professor X: Do not worry about me; I am safe in the Cerebro chamber an object of great power called the Tesseract. Open the emergency escape tunnels to lead the students to safety. The escape tunnels are hidden, of course. Find and open them quickly.
*Cyclops: Magneto wouldn't attack the school unless he was desperate...
*Jean Grey: Let's get the students to safety!
*Cyclops: This way! Quick as you can!
*Jean Grey: There's not much time! Quickly, through here! It's not safe here!
*Juggernaut: I'm the Juggernaut!!! (Roars)
*Cyclops: Careful, Jean. He's around here somewhere.
*Juggernaut: SMASHING HAHAHA!
*Jean Grey: Just look at this mess! We need to get through!
*Toad: Lou lannot leslape from lee! Lahaha!
*Storm: Put me down, you slimy Toad!
*Cyclops: Storm! Are you alright?
*Storm: I warned you... A storm was brewing!
*Toad: LO! Lou loo lis loo lee! Looo-aaaaaarrrrrgghhh!!
*Beast: Hello? Come in, X-Men! Is anyone there?
*'Cyclops: Beast! We read you! What is your situation?
*Beast: No time to explain! I've locked the school down so the doors won't open. You'll need to force your way through.
*Storm: Bobby! No...
*Pyro: Hot enough for ya, Bobby?
*Iceman: Nnngghh... This... isn't... cool! Sorry I gotta be so cold with ya, buddy...
*Cylcops: It's the Juggernaut! Watch out!
*Juggernaut: You can't escape the Juggernaut! This ice won't hold me forever!
*Professor X: Those helpless children... You must rescue them!
*Jean Grey: I think that's all the students rescued. Now what?
*Magneto: I'm afraid your attempts to stop me are too late. Failure to hand over the Tesseract will result in the destruction of your precious home.
*Professor X: The students are safe, you must stop Magneto.
*Jean Grey: We can't keep up! There has to be quicker route to head him off!
*Storm: Head for the fireplace! We can use the secret passage!
*Juggernaut: Hahaha!
*Jean Grey: Professor?!!
*Magneto: Professor X has agreed to let me care for the Tesseract.
*Jean Grey: He has?
*Magneto: Of course. He knows I'm good with technology.
*Cyclops: And he knows you'll double-cross him at the drop of your helmet!
*Mystique: Hahahaha! Well, that's no way to treat a lady, Summers.
*Jean Grey: Make sure the children are protected. I'll take care of these two.
*Beast: No running in the hallway, please. How many times must I say it! No running in the hallways! Oh!
*Magneto: Beautiful, isn't it?
*Jean Grey: Magneto!
*Magneto: We seem to have upset the natives. Deal wit them!
*Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Ju...
*Ice Man: Yeah, yeah. We get it!
*Beast: Oh, my stars! We have our hands with this fellow.
*Juggernaut: Hey! Who turn out the lights?!! I can't see a thing! I can hear you! (Roars) Ow! What?... Gah! Uuuurrrgg!
*Ice Man: I think you need to chill out a little.
*Juggernaut: Brr...!!! N-n-now I'm... m-m-m-m-m-m Mad!!! 'Ave some of this! Aww, no not again!! I-I-I'm g-g-gonna f-f-f-f-f-finish th-th-this... n-n-now!!! Huh?!! Whu-hu-hu-hey! no! put me down! No! my helmet! What have you done?!!
*Beast: Fascinating...
*Jean Grey: Your mind is a blank page, Juggernaut... Now I shall write on it...
*Juggernaut: Arrrrgh! Get outta my head, Charles! I mean... Jean... What are you trying to achieve?
*Iceman: Trying breaking out of this, big guy!
*Beast: Oh my stars and garters!
*Jean Grey: What does that mean? Magneto got away.
*Professor X: That is most unfortunate. I think that means we'll owe Nick Fury a few favors.
*Invisible Woman: Thanks for sending Agent Coulson to help with the clean-up here.
*Nick Fury: You were assisting S.H.I.E.L.D. at the time. Besides, I can expense it. But there's something else I need you help me with. Magneto has stolen the Tesseract and we've tracked its energy signature to Latveria. It's finally time for 'Operation: Latveria' to get underway.
*Mr. Fantastic: Why'd it take so long to plan?
*Nick Fury: Approvals, countersignatures, four rounds of notes. You can't believe the bureaucracy I deal with.
*Mr. Fantastic: If Doom combines the power of the Tesseract with those Cosmic Bricks...
*Nick Fury: It could be very dangerous. He has to be stopped.
*Thing: Yeah, It's...
*Human Torch: Ah, no, not yet.
*Phil Coulson: Are you gonna tell them, sir?
*Nick Fury: One threat at a time, Coulson.
*Thing: I hope you ain't expectin' us to walk to Lateveria, Reed...
*Human Torch: Heh, you could use the exercise... Shed a few of those extra boulders...
*Thing: I'll shed you in a minute!
*Human Torch: Yikes!
*Invisible Woman: Seriously, you guys?... How are you planning getting there, Reed?
*Mr. Fantastic: In a Fantasticar, Of course. I think it's still stowed away in Central Park somehwere...
*Phil Coulson: (Transmission) Hello, Fantastic Four. You've needed in Lateveria right away. The Fantasti-car should get you there quickly enough...
*Maria Hill: Deep in central Europe lies a small nation known as Latveria, ruled by Victor Von Doom. Don't let the rustic look of Dr. Doom's castle fool you; it has incredibly advanced weaponry hidden behind its stone walls. Even really good internet.
*Nick Fury: You called it the 'Fantastic-car'? Nice. Does it come with satellite radio?
*Mr. Fantastic: We're enterung Latverian airspace.
*Human Torch: Local weather is dreary with an 80 percent chance of bad guys.
*Nick Fury: And a 100 percent chance of incoming fire.
*Mr. Fantastic: Setting the Fantasticar to autopilot so we can jump in.
*Nick Fury: Human Torch and I will secure the landing zone.
*Thing: Cannonball! Whoo hahaha!
*Invisible Woman: Boys... I think we've been spotted! Watch out!
*Thing: Rock beats explosives... Right?
*Mr. Fantastic: There it is! Everyone get ready!
*Thing: Whaddayaknow? Johnny came through for once!
*Invisible Woman: (Gasps)
*Mr. Fantastic: I saw this in a movie once.
*Thing: Green Goblin's here.
*Mr. Fantastic: Doom's hiring every baddie he can find. I wonder that kind of benefits he offers?
*Invisible Woman: Must be decent; he's got an army of security guards, too! Ben, I believe some cobberin' is in order.
*Thing: Aw, Sue... Ya ruined my line!
*Mr. Fantastic: Director Fury! Come in! We've been knocked off course... Please respond!
*Invisible Woman: It's no use. Something's interfering with our comm signal. Doom must have a jamming device nearby!
*Mr. Fantastic: That dish looks like the source of the interference! We've got the disable it!
*Thing: It's clobberin' time!!!
*Nick Fury: *over radio* Come in! Fantastic Four, do you read me?
*Invisible Woman: Loud and clear, Director Fury. We've taken down a comm tower that was blocking our signals.
*Nick Fury: *over radio* I'm on the other side of the castle. We could do with backup. Quick.
*Nick Fury: I've got bad news: the only way to bring the lift down is to trigger the alarm which I bet will bring us a lot of unwanted attention...
*Human Torch: Triggering the alarm? Isn't this supposed to be a surprise attack...
*Nick Fury: Director Fury, ready for action!
*Mr. Fantastic: That's our ride, team!
*Thing: Aww... Playtime's over already?
*Green Goblin: What no Spider-Man? Shame! I do so enjoy winding him up. How dare you break into my holiday home?! Don't you know hard it is for super-villains to get some vacation? Doom-bots! Get them! Hahahahaha!!! Take this! Dumb drones! I'l deal with you myself!
*Nick Fury: We need to get him off his board!
*Green Goblin: C'mon, you big ugly orange rock! You think you can stop me?!! You pathetic little... GRR!!! Time to fly, super nothings!
*Mr. Fantastic: He weon't give up!
*Green Goblin: Destroying the Fantastic Four? What a pleasant surprise! Argh! This is it, you worms... This is getting dull without the Spider to keep me entertained. I don't believe it... You won't get away with this!
*Dr. Doom: Fools! Don't force me to use Dr. Doom's Doom Ray... of Doom!
*Nick Fury: Does that look like a ray gun to you, Reed?
*Mr. Fantastic: Usually ray guns are forced light whereas this appears to use a cosmic energy.
*Human Torch: Why don't you ask him? Villains love to talk about their stuff. Hey, Doom, what is that thing?
*Dr. Doom: Oh, you'd like to see it in action? Very well!
*Nick Fury: S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier? This is Fury. Hill, are you there?
*Maria Hill: Here, sir.
*Nick Fury: Listen, we've located our silver friend. We'll bring him back to the carrier. Doom has taken off with Loki. That's a bad match. Bad for us, I mean. Can you locate them?
*Maria Hill: We can.
*Tony Stark: Just like you can track me anywhere, apparently.
*Maria Hill: They're headed out to sea, sir.
*Nick Fury: Contact Professor X and see if he can spare some mutants to help us to track down all of Doom's associates.
*Maria Hill: Yes, sir.
*Tony Stark: Whoa! Ohh.
*Phil Coulson: *over radio* Loki and Dr. Doom are headed out the ocean. possibly for more Cosmic Bricks. We need you to fly out there and find them.
*Thor: What is Loki thinking associating with this villainous Doom character? I shall bash some sense into him!
*Iron Man: Take it easy, hammer head. We need to find him first.
*Thor: What manner of vessel is that?
*Iron Man: No idea... but it seems to be where the signal is coming from.
*Maria Hill: S.H.I.E.L.D. Research Submarines are extremely useful for taking the fight to bad guys while underwater. These subs feature advanced tracking equipment, ideal for locating enemies or items of interest.
*Iron Man: Where, exactly, are you sending me on my date with Thor?
*Maria Hill: A S.H.I.E.L.D. research submarine.
*Iron Man: A research vessel covered with weapons. That's deceptive labelling.
*Maria Hill: Uh, that is not our research sub.
*Iron Man: Don't tell me you got here on a really long spider line?
*Spider-Man: Uh, no. You're not the only one that can fly. Compliments of Mr. Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D.
*Iron Man: You know, I could fit you with a rocket-propelled iron suit if you'd like.
*Spider-Man: Sounds...heavy. Is it the maid's day off? What a mess. Whoops.
*Iron Man: Good job, Spidey. Great. Let's go!
*Dr. Doom: I'm trying to concentrate and you're making all this noise? Get 'em, Boys!
*Thor: Come, Iron Man and Human-Spider, the way is open.
*MODOK: I am MODOK! I am designed only for conquest! Nothing can penetrate my psionic force-field! Hahaha! Nnnnnngghhh!!! Behold my awesome power!!! No... My power... is... draining...
*Iron Man: He's down! attack!
*MODOK: Nnnnooooooo-aaaaaarrrrrghhh!!! I am not done yet! Oh, no! Not again! Uh, oh! nooo!!!
*Dr. Doom: MODOK! I... I can't believe this...you're such a disappointment.
*MODOK: I'm Baaaaaack!!! Back-up system! Full power! Nnnnnnnny aaaahhhh!!!! It... wasn't enough... Urgh... Nnnnooooooo-aaaaarrrrrghhh!!!!
*Iron Man: Huh? He just stole our sub!
*Thor: I cannot call down any lightning inside this vessel! We're trapped!
*Jean Grey: Worry not, Thor, my telekinesis can separate water molecules.
*Iron Man: Nice. Never saw this coming. Jean, how long can you keep this bubble stable?
*Jean Grey: I can keep you safe for now but my power is focused on this force field. Keep me safe.
*Thor: How can we be so far underwater and yet protected by the mind of a mere mortal?
*Iron Man: Incoming! Doom must be around here somewhere!
*Jean Grey: Keep them off me!
*Iron Man: Jarvis, any sign of that research sub? Doom was inside that thing when the tanker blew.
*Jarvis: It appears as though he may have been caught in the destruction of the tanker, Sir. I am detecting another co-ordinates.
*Thor: You humans decorate your ocean floors with statues?
*Spider-Man: The 'rubble-strewn' look is very 'in' right now. I didn't ask for this job.
*Iron Man: How about you just open the hatch?
*Dr. Doom: Really? With the banging? Really?
*Spider-Man: Hey, doc, why do you need all those Cosmic Bricks?
*Dr. Doom: I don't share my plans with insects!
*Iron Man: How 'bout a god then?
*(At space)
*Galactus: Mmmm... Delicious!
*(At Earth)
*Spider-Man: Hey! What's going on? O.K. Not good, not good!
*Magneto: You need to mind your manners around a lady.
*Dr. Doom: Now, the only thing we need is...
*Magneto: Yes, yes. It's on my 'to do' list.
*Nick Fury: I know why you're here, Silver Surfer. But I'm still not sure what Loki and Doom want with your boss.
*Maria Hill: Reed Richards and Hulk are ready to stop Lady Liberty. Are you sure you want Wolverine on this operation?
*Nick Fury: I know cooperation isn't in his nature, but we need him.
*Phil Coulson: *over radio* You'll need a plane to follow Magneto and... I can't believe I'm even saying this... The Satue of Liberty!
*Maria Hill: *over radio* We've prepped Hulk-proofed vehicle to take you to Statue of Libery. Wolverine meet you there.
*Mr. Fantastic: I hope those guys are alright... Must be weird seeing something bigger and greener than yourself stomping around for a change. Eh, Bruce?
*Hulk: Argh!
*Mr. Fantastic: Don't worry. We'll take Lady Liberty down and get you back on top in no time.
*Wolverine: You guys sure took your time. You ready for our little 'field trip'?
*Maria Hill: Roxxon undisputedly leads the world in energy production. its power plant, located a short distance from New York, is rumored to contain some kind of experimental reactor core.
*Magneto: Come, my mutant brothers, we need to core this nuclear plant.
*Hulk: HULK PUNCH BIG LADY!
*Mr. Fantastic: Hulk, be careful! She's a national treasure! And her hat is really pointy!
*Wolverine: This day just gets better and better...
*Mr. Fantastic: Thaw was close!
*Hulk: Pilot error!
*Wolverine: You said it, bub...
*Mr. Fantastic: Sorry... I guess I just... snapped!
*Hulk: Puny Support Structure!
*Mr. Fantastic: Hulk! Get on!
*Wolverine: I don't get it? How did that burn a metal stature's hand?
*Mr. Fantastic: I actually have a theory about...
*Wolverine: Don't actually care, bub!
*Mr. Fantastic: This could be tricky. We need to figure out a way to get across... These are dyno-generators. Stay clear of them unless you want a ten-thousand volt surprise!
*Wolverine: That oughta get the second one movin'...
*Mr. Fantastic: Ah, a nuclear fusion reactor! I built a miniature one of these for my 2nd grade science project.
*Magneto: I'll crush you with this copperclad footwear...
*Wolverine: Hey, watch it, bub!
*Hulk: Get...off!
*Wolverine: Hey, we're inside the statue.
*Mr. Fantastic: You know, I've lived in New York all this time and never been inside this thing.
*Wolverine: Allow me to give you the tour.
*S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: *over radio* Beginning our attack run now!
*Wolverine: I'm surprised anything in this place still works, this junk's older than me!
*S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: *over radio* Watch out for the arms, Red One!
*Mr. Fantastic: Whoa! That's a little too close!
*Hulk: Argh!
*Wolverine: I hear ya, bug guy!
*Mastermind: Greetings, I am the mind's master! You can call me... Mastermind! I have the only truly unbeatable mutant power... to control your mind! Ah-ha! A primitive mind. So easy to control!!!
*Wolverine: No! You can't turn me into a monster! I won't yet ya!
*Mr. Fantastic: Logan! Mastermind is making you think we're your enemies! You gotta fight back!
*Wolverine: Oww... I... Where? ...What happened to me?
*Mr. Fantastic: Are you okay? Mastermind took control of you, Logan!
*Mastermind: Perhaps a more scientific mind will prove more controllable.
*Wolverine: He's pulling the same stunt again?! You gotta fight it, Richards!
*Mr. Fantastic: Get back! Get away from me!
*Wolverine: Snap out of it, Stretch!
*Mr. Fantastic: I... I didn't... What happened? He took control of my mind?
*Mastermind: Wait, The Hulk's a man of two minds! They will both now belong to me!!! No! You... I'm destined to master you all... Urgh...
*Mr. Fantastic: Look, down there! Magneto has exposed the nuclear core.
*Magneto: Off with her head.
*All: (Screaming)
*Captain America: Sir, Magneto desecrated the Statue of Liberty! What is that this country coming to?
*Phil Coulson: Captain Rogers, I will personally oversee retrieving Lady Liberty and put her back together. You have my word.
*Nick Fury: If Magneto is involved in this thing, I'm betting he wants thats nuclear core to make Asteroid M operational. Doom must be building some space-based weapon and he needs the transport. You ready, Captain?
*Captain America: Good to go, sir. So long as the Ever-Lovin' blue-eyed Thing here will lend a hand.
*Thing: Sweet Aunt Petunia, I'll lend you both hands, Cap! It's clobberin'...
*Nick Fury: Not quite yet. Wait until you get there. Now, get to the flight line; Black Widow has arranged transport.
*Phil Coulson: *over radio* Get to that plane as soon as you can. We need you reach Asteroid M before Magneto does!
*Maria Hill: Unfortunately, little intelligence exists concerning this mysterious island. For some reason it doesn't appear on our maps -- and we have very good maps! Lots of vegetation and some evidence of military structures... but that's about all...
*Magneto: Now, I have some power to play with.
*Thing: Eh, he's got a welcomein' committee.
*Black Widow: Gonna have to be a touch-and-go landing, boys.
*Thing: Why land at all? It's more fun to jump!
*Black Widow: The package has been delivered, Director Fury.
*Thing: Whoa! I'm stuck! Mmphfhfhf... Help!
*Captain America: Hold on. I'll find something to pop you free! Ben! You alright!
*Thing: Yeah... Just don't tell Johnny about this.
*Captain America: I wasn't expecting so much plant life. Has someone been growing a garden?
*Thing: Sure is a lot of junk up here... What gives? This place ain't normal.
*Captain America: Are those giant eggs?
*Thing: Someone brought the dinosaurs back?
*Captain America: Best guess is they're from the Savage Island. But why would they be here?
*Thing: Yeah, I ain't really built for swimming, Cap'!
*Captain America: The water is too fast, even for me. Look for a way across.
*Magneto: Ah, you've arrived just in time to see me and my island... rise!
*Captain America: He's quite the show man. And he's got a flying island? Is this come sort of Hydra trick?
*Thing: Like I know. Just hang on!
*Storm: Captain America, Thing... Charles Xavier sends his regards.
*Captain America: Storm!
*Thing: Hey, a weather goddess ain't such a bad trade-up. 'Specially for Johnny. Hey! Come back, ya fraidy-cat!
*Storm: Quick! We must find a way to follow Magento!
*Captain America: We need to find a way past those guns!
*Magneto: I see you've enjoyed playing with my pets. Let's see if you enjoy playing with this one...
*Thing: Bring it!
*Rhino: Why'd you come after me? I just wanna be let alone! (Roars) Argh! (Roars) Ow! Aw, man! (Roars) This ain't (Roars) Whooooaaaaaaahhh!!!
*Magneto: I suppose I must do anything myself!
*Storm: His shield is too strong for my powers to counteract!
*Thing: We gotta build something heavy enough to break through that shield of his! What's that metal-bendin' gun doing? Enhancin' his powers of something?
*Captain America: Well, then, let's de-power him...
*Storm: Mystique?! Of course! That should hold her.
*Thing: So, where'd Magneto go?
*Magneto: I see that a rise in elevation does not equate to a rise in one's I.Q., Benjamin.
*Dr. Doom: We have arrived.
*Loki: Hardly palatial, but it will do. Let's see to the final assembly and to my final revenge.
*Dr. Doom: Your revenge?! You mean my rule!
*Loki: Yes, I mis-spoke.
*Iron Man: Hey, wow. Remind me not to make 'The Submarine Toss' part of my Starkland Theme Park, okay?
*Spider-Man: and yet you're keeping the Iron Man musical?
*Thor: Magneto must pay!
*Iron Man: Calm down, calm down. We don't want you Hulking out on us.
*Jean Grey: I need to report back to the Professor.
*Iron Man: uh, hello, Nick Fury? Paging Nick Fury? Nicolas Fury!
*Nick Fury: Can I bill you for that S.H.I.E.L.D. submarine you turned into scrap?
*Iron Man: Bill Magneto. Where is he, by the way? He's got some payback coming.
*Nick Fury: He, Doom and Loki are on a heavily defended floating asteroid assembling what we think is giant super-weapon.
*Iron Man: Don't these guys ever just go get a latte? Play some chess in the park? I built a new flying toy that's perfect for this. I called the...
*Spider-Man: Let me guess: the Stark-jet?
*Iron Man: How did you know?
*Spider-Man: Stark Tower, Stark Industries, Starkland... call it a hunch. So, where is this jet of yours?
*Iron Man: Parked all nice and safe in Central Park... I think...
*Thor: Then let us make haste!
*Iron Man: I'll be honest, my head's still kinda funny from our trip in the flying submarine. Lady Liberty shook a few brain cells loose...
*Spider-Man: Okay, we're here. Remembered where you parked that jet yet?
*Iron Man: I'm pretty sure I hid it in the lake. It was either the Stark jet or the Stark Bulldozer...
*Spider-Man: I'm not even gonna ask what the dozer's for?
*Iron Man: Well, it's for all my 'dozering', of course. Yep, now I remember!
*Maria Hill: That's... Magneto's space station, Asteroid M! We don't know much about it but it's sure to be swarming with bad guys and booby traps! Any S.H.I.E.L.D. agent attempting to gain entry should proceed with extreme caution...
*Spider-Man: Hey, guys. Hope you don't mind, no hot water at the apartment.
*Loki: This location is indeed perfect.
*Magneto: You do know he's the god of mischief?
*Dr. Doom: His involement is vital to my rule of this Earth. You can be in charge of... ...Metal recycling...
*Loki: Intruders!
*Magneto: I will deal with them.
*Loki: Dr. Doom, our victory is nigh.
*Iron Man: Really? How did Doom get preferred parking?
*Spider-Man: Let's tow him...
*Magneto: Gentlemen, give our guests here a warm reception to our humble adobe!
*Spider-Man: Nobody is ever happy to see us. Anyone have a really big lock-pick?
*Iron Man: Left that in my Swiss army suit.
*Spider-Man: My spider-sense is tingling!
*Iron Man: Huh... Okay, let's see what we got here. Whoose less then stellar idea was this? Get ready!
*Spider-Man: Hang on, everybody!
*Thor: Reckless mortals!
*Spider-Man: Your god-powers aren't helping, lightning rod.
*Iron Man: You can bicker later...we gotta go after Magneto!
*Magneto: End of the line for you, I'm afraid. Do see yourselfout, I'm rather busy.
*Spider-Man: We'll need to keep up with Magneto or we'll lose him in this place!
*Thor: Yes and my hammer has an appointment with his head that must be kept!
*Magneto: This whole station bends to my will, literally. Do you really think you can defeat me here? You come to my lovely Asteroid M, but I don't get a house-warming gift?
*Thor: I say thee...Nay!
*Iron Man: Good luck magnetizing Thor's god-hammer. Oh, and I've demagnetized my armor just for this occasion.
*Spider-Man: I took a bath. That's all I did.
*Magneto: None of my mutant kin here to betray their face? Oh what a delightful change of pace. You leave me no choice. This will be your end.
*Iron Man: Funny, I was about to say the same thing... He has decent aim. Watch out.
*Magneto: Not good enough.
*Thor: He wishes to do me harm. Amusing!
*Magneto: This cannot be! We mutants of the future! Not you heroes!
*Spider-Man: Well, web-head, time to engage my science brain and find a way to stop him for good!
*Magneto: Dr. Doom! I require your assistance!
*Loki: Ignore him. We must focus on the task at hand.
*Magneto: Oh dear.
*Nick Fury: I know why you're here. How do we prevent your boss from making Earth its lunch?
*Silver Surfer: My board...
*Nick Fury: What does Doom want with it?
*Silver Surfer: Loki...using... the...Power Cosmic.
*Nick Fury: We almost no chance of saving Earth, even with your help. Our best hope is to stop Doom before his plan moves forward. I've put in a call for outside help.
*Invisible Woman: The lab looks great!
*Magneto: (Screams)
*Maria Hill: This is Agent Hill, from S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Fury is in urgent need of your assistance. Agent Coulson is on his way to pick-up Magneto.
*Mr. Fantastic: We'll be right there.
*Magneto: Mother can I get a rabbit? ... What? ... Where am I?
*Mr. Fantastic: (Sighs) I'll get a broom.
*Magneto: Could I have a broom also... and some cheese please?
*Phil Coulson: *over radio* Fantastic Four... We need you on the Helicarrier right away. I can't explain the situation over our comms but it isn't good. Please get here as soon as you can.
*Nick Fury: You're here. I'll brief you on the situation.
*Maria Hill: We've collated all of our data from every S.H.I.E.L.D. agent and Avenger throughout the world, and we've managed to ascertain that Dr. Doom... is definitely... up to something bad. I know that's not much to go on, but it is a start, right?
*Nick Fury: We're facing a planetary catastrophe that may be soon be unleashed by Dr. Doom. He must be stopped.
*Dr. Doom: My time is at hand! Soon all on Earth will bow to Doom!
*Loki: Yes, the Earth. It's such an important part of my revenge.
*Iron Man: Thanks, but we'll do all the avenging around here.
*Spider-Man: And lookey, Loki and his pal have a big, bad megaweapon.
*Dr. Doom: You simpletons have no idea the danger that is right in front of you. I have created this Doom Ray to defend the planet from destruction. Also, to destroy all resistance yo my benevolent rule.
*Iron Man: Defend the Earth from what?
*Dr. Doom: I'll hold them off, you finish my weapon.
*Loki: Excellent suggestion...
*Dr. Doom: Fools! This place is mine to rule!
*Spider-Man: Hey! Spider-like agility at your service!
*Dr. Doom: You can't possibly defeat me alone.
*Thing: Who says he's alone? It's...
*Dr. Doom: Not time for clobberin'. I have work to do.
*Spider-Man: Do you think Dr. Doom and Loki are kind of guys who'd share power?
*Captain America: Not in the slightest. But that might play to our advantage.
*Storm: Keep your eyes peeled. We must find a way to reach Doom and Loki.
*Captain America: Magnets. Everything seems to run off magnets!
*Thing: Whoever designed this place didn't have safety in mind. Whoah! I know I've been in space before but that's a view!
*Spider-Man: Woah... indeed!
*System One: Warning! Adjoining connection bridge is not safe. Proceeding is not advised.
*Spider-Man: They always say that.
*System One: Warning! Door mechanism activated! Proceeding is still not advised!
*Captain America: Now that they've told me not to open it, makes me want to do it all the more! Hang on, everybody! Stick together!!!
*Thing: I guess the door lady wasn't joking!
*Storm: Maybe we should have thought this through!
*Spider-Man: Remind me not to take the scenic route next time!
*Thing: End of the line, metalhead!
*Dr. Doom: Pathetic worms, bow before your saviour of Earth, Dr. Doom! The tanker incident was merely a set-back. You cannot stop me now.
*Storm: Let us settle this.
*Dr. Doom: Guards! Dispose of these Super Losers! This is it, heroes! I am your Doom!!!! Now you shall feel my real power!!!
*Thing: Clobbered!
*Dr. Doom: You... You think you can win? Finish them, my Doom-Bots! Now how is this happening? No one defeats Doom! My perfect machines! You've ruined them! I will destroy you!!! Defeated?! It cannot be! I'm... I'm Dr. Doom!
*Thing: Sorry, Doc. But you know what?! It's finally Clobberin' Time!
*Thor: Brother, Loki, Doom's plan has failed. Abandon his weapon.
*Loki: (Laughs) Doom's plan? A weapon? Lightning you have, imagination you don't.
*Spider-Man: Nice hat.
*All: (Screams)
*Nick Fury: Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
*Wolverine: Not mine, bub.
*Galactus: I hunger!
*Loki: Finally, my vengeance will be realized on your pathetic planet! I will harness the power of Galactus! He will have the earth for breakfast and Asgard for lunch!
*Spider-Man: Wow, he's gonna be pretty full. That's quite a lot of protein, even for a big guy.
*Thor: This, all this, brother? All a sad plan for revenge on earth, on Asgard?
*Loki: Yes, 'brother'. I sat in my prison cell, plotting my revenge; thinking, planning, convincing Dr. "Dumb" to do my bidding. And you never saw it coming! Now, behold my genius!
*Captain America: Okay, people, let's go to work! Avengers, assemble!
*Nick Fury: Yes, a giant alien being is attempting to eat our planet with the help of a Norse god. I'm on it.
*Maria Hill: Thank-you for calling S.H.I.E.L.D., can you hold please? Thank-you for calling S.H.I.E.L.D., please hold...
*Nick Fury: Gentlemen, the situation is dire. I welcome any ideas.
*Mr. Fantastic: You've got to be more flexible in your thinking, director.
*Iron Man: Maybe the bad guys can help? I guess technically that's a 'bad' idea.
*Mr. Fantastic: Ironic, I mean, if Earth is gone, who do they have to menace with evil plots? Each other?
*(Communicator rings)
*Dr. Doom: Hello?
*Nick Fury: (On Communicator) Doc, it's Nick Fury. I have proposal for you and your friends...
*Nick Fury: Get Abomination and Magneto and take them to Doom.
*Iron Man: Sounds like a risky venture to me. And I'm all about risky ventures.
*Phil Coulson: *over radio* I never thought it would come to this... We need you to escort Magneto and Abomination to meet up with Dr. Doom. We've got no choice now; Galactus must be stopped!
*Nick Fury: *over radio* S.H.I.E.L.D. escorts have brought Abomination and Magneto to a rendezvous point in Central Park. Head over there and meet them.
*Iron Man: I hope Fury knows what he's doing. I tend to not play well with people who've been attacking me and trying to steal my stuff.
*Thor: Were we only children again, I would resolve this by giving Loki what you mortals call a 'wedgie'... But I fear the forceful elevation of undergarments will not save us now.
*Iron Man: Maybe not, but I'd pay good money to see that.
*Abomination: Well, if it isn't two mighty Avengers, seeking the help of Emil Blonsky...
*Iron Man: Pretty sure Magneto there'll prove much more useful. You're just along for the ride. Now, can we get on with this?
*Magneto: I suppose assisting you is preferable to the entire planet being destroyed... if only marginally.
*Nick Fury: *over radio* Doom's insisting on taking his own jet to fight Galactus... Can't say I'll ever understamd villains and their demands, but there's no time to argue. Head over to the Financial District and meet him.
*Iron Man: You heard the You heard the man; time to move. Don't fall back!
*Abomination: Should we really be helping these clowns? Their ugly green friend threw me through a window!
*Magneto: And I in turn should never have doubted the might of a god.
*Abomination: So let's just ditch these do-gooders already!
*Magneto: Your enemy is as as abominable as the rest of you... it's either this or become Galactus-food, remember? So let's just find Doom and get this over with!
*Dr. Doom: Those infernal fools at S.H.I.E.L.D. expect me to help them out when they've gone and clamped my jet? Is nothing scared anymore?! I was gone for two minutes!
*Magneto: Keep your face on. I'll take care of this.
*Abomination: Credit where it's due, this way those hero guys keep their jets in secret hangers.
*Dr. Doom: Hmph. I'm not going anywhere until this injustice has been resolved!
*Magneto: Opps.
*Dr. Doom: Finally! Maybe you're not completely useless after all.
*Maria Hill: Galactus: Devourer of Worlds! If our own intelligence is to be believed -- we got it off an internet site -- he's as old as the universe itself! *reading* His hunger is unrelenting and will consume any planet unfortunate enough to cross his path...' That can;t be good!
*Nick Fury: (Sigh)
*Loki: Vengeance is mine, puny creatures! Kneel before me!
*Nick Fury: Okay, folks, this is our last shot. Make it count.
*Galactus: Foolish creatures, to come between Galactus and his meal!
*Nick Fury: This is it folks! The fate of our world is in the balance!
*Mystique: Unfortunately we're not gonna stay in the air for ling if we don't fix that engine!
*Galactus: Your end is here! Your resistance is merely working up my appetite! Your Earth is mine! I must devour this world!
*Thing: Lookie here!
*Spider-Man: There! I'm pretty handy. Now maybe there's a way we can use those blades to attack Galactus...
*Green Goblin: Any bright ideas, Webhead?
*Invisible Woman: It's okay guys! I got you!
*Galactus: None can hurt Galactus!
*Nick Fury: *over radio* Team Two, you're up!
*Iron Man: He's staying away from the left rotor blades now. Let's try this side!
*Venom: Shellhead, can you give the engine a little kick?
*Jean Grey: Keep hold of it! We've nearly got him! Hurry with the portal, we can't hold him forever!
*Galactus: Pah! Nothing but insects!
*Nick Fury: *over radio* Team Nerd Science Nerds, on me. We're up!
*Captain America: Hey!
*Galactus: Those shields won't protect you forever!
*Mr. Fantastic: The device is built but we need connect the power!
*Nick Fury; No way! Cap, a little help!
*Dr. Doom: Ahh, such a simple idea. Let us hope that it works!
*Cyclops: Dinner time, Galactus!
*Galactus: Delicious cake! Huh?
*Hulk: Hulk Thor Smash!
*Loki: This is only a temporary set-back! I, uh, planned for this! I will return!
*Iron Man: You are a naughty, naughty spacebending cube. But I bet we could have some fun.
*Nick Fury: I'll take that, thanks.
*Loki: Can't we talk about this?
*Galactus: No! I bet you taste minty and cool. I need a palate cleanser!
*Captain America: Time to face some justice.
*Dr. Doom: Remember our bargain, Fury?
*Nick Fury: Yes. You all get a head stat while the good guys count to thirty.
*Iron Man: That's the deal you made? Hulk, start counting...
*Hulk: Uh... one... two... three... uh...
*Dr. Doom: Yes, not a bad deal, I must say, though I think that...
*Magneto: We're on the clock.
*Hulk: Uh... three... three, three!
*Mr. Fantastic: Here you go, surfer. We reconstructed it from the Cosmic Bricks.
*Silver Surfer: I will use it to find Galactus and set him on a course away from Earth.
*Human Torch: Ride the cosmic waves, my friend.
*Stan Lee: (Narrating) What's more the world is save and the heroes have save the day and that true believers is exactly how should it end it.
*[credits]
*Nick Fury: I appreciate you answering our distress call, but the Avengers and their allies just defeated Galactus.
*Star-Lord: That's not why we're here. There's something else.
*Groot: I am Groot!
*Nick Fury: Right...
*Groot: I am Groot!
*Nick Fury: Nice... Huh? Ha.
*Black Panther: Mr. Tiddles! There you are, my brave comrade.
*Nick Fury: Um... Hmm. Huh?
*Mr. Tiddles: Meow.
*Black Panther: The people of Wakanda thank you.
*Nick Fury: (Laughs)
*(With Nova Prime)
*Nova Prime: ...This is a priority alpha! All Nova Crops... can anyone... hear me? ...We are under siege... alert! ...Kang is attacking... anyone?
*Star-Lord: Okay, anyone else see a giant sword in the sky?
*Drax: I can! It's right there.
*Nova Prime: Guardians?! Kang the Conqueror is attacking. We've nearly evacuated everyone but our last rescue ships are pinned down. We can't hold out much longer!
*Star-Lord: Relax, Nova Prime, the Calvary's here. No problem we can't punch, no payment we won't accept. Rocket, you're on stick. Groot... Don't touch anything! Let's go kick some Kang!
*Gamora: Everything okay up there?
*Star-Lord: Honestly, it's best not to think about it.
*Rocket Raccoon: Hey, I heard that! Keep your opinions about my flying to yourself, Quill!
*Gamora: Let's just get out of this pig sty and make it to the air lock.
*Drax: Pig sty? I do not see any pigs...
*Star-Lord: Uh, Rocket? Think you could take a break from crashing my ship and open this hatch for us, please?
*Rocket Raccoon: What, it's not already open? Must be jammed or somethin'.
*Star-Lord: Great... we'll need to use the emergency manual override I told you guys about.
*Gamora: There is nothing I can do about this... I still can't believe that's your "emergency" manual override.
*Star-Lord: Hey, I admit it's a little on the complicated side but least it works, right? There's our exit. Just gotta use a gravity mine to get the stuff out of the way.
*Gamora: Why is there a reinforced plate over the controls?
*Star-Lord: Well, you know how Groot likes pressing buttons? I kinda don't want him anywhere near that one.
*Gamora: Hmm... An actual, sensible precaution.
*Star-Lord: Yeah, don't be too surprised.
*Gamora: If we survive this, I vote we have trial runs for future emergencies.
*Rocket Raccoon: Alright, guys, we're almost in position... get ready!
*Star-Lord: Okay, let's jump...
*Drax: ARGGGGH!
*Star-Lord: ...as soon as we're low enough!
*Gamora: Was he wearing a rocket pack?...
*Star-Lord: You're kidding right? he doesn't even wear a shirt. Okay, new plan: We jump now.
*Drax: ARGGGGH!
*Gamora: Urgh, Drax, you must learn to look before you leap.
*Drax: I did look, ten I leaped.
*Star-Lord: Yeah... Wild guess here, this Kang the Conqueror is bog on time travel?
*Nova Prime: (Hologram) I said "The Guardians of the Galaxy"... yes, I know they're a bunch of... oh! Hello, Guardians. Thank you for your assistance. A rescue boat should be arriving to pick up the last of the civilians now. Please do everything you can to help clear the area keep an eye out for Kang's forces.
*Drax: An eye out? How does she expect us to see if we...
*Star-Lord: Figure of speech, Drax! Alright, Guardians. Looks like we've got work to do. Star-Lord... Legendary Outlaw! It's not looking good. There's chaos everywhere.
*Gamora: Those civilians aren't going anywhere unless we put those fires out. Perhaps there's something on the upper level we can use.
*Star-Lord: I don't get it. Who is this "Kang" guy and what does he want, anyway?
*Drax: Stand aside! Mt mighty strength shall destroy this moderately wall!
*Star-Lord: Alright, team! That did it! Now we've got our very own fore-extinguishing drone! Yeah, I probably jinxed that. Sorry, guys.
*Gamora: The people are running to safety. Good work. Watch out! Incoming!
*Star-Lord: Whoah!
*Drax: You'll pay for that, you cowards!
*Star-Lord: Okay, that was weird. But look! There's the gravity mine booster we need! Whoo! I knew that'd work!
*Drax: I shall assist with the opening of the door.
*Star-Lord: Congratulations, folks! You've been just saved by the legendary... Hey, where's everyone going? Nobody wants a "Star-Lord" autograph?
*Rocket Raccoon: Hey, you guys doin' okay? We're coming in to land now! Oh, you're not gonna believe what happened! We ran one of Kang's buddies and found a little future technology! Wait until you see! WHOOAAAAHHH...!!!
*Groot Small: WHOOAAAAHHH...!!!
*Gamora: Rocket, do you have anything that can destroy this reinforced metal?
*Rocket Raccoon: Of course! Unlike summa you guys, I'm always prepared for situations for this!
*Gamora: Nice work. Now we just need to help them reach the boat.
*Star-Lord: Whoah! How did Groot just do that?
*Rocket Raccoon: That's what I just trying to tell you before, that little time gizmo we found let's him grow and shrink any time he wants... or get older and younger, if wanna get technical about it. Doesn't seem to work on anything else though.
*Groot: I am Groot!
*Star-Lord: That's the last of them. Good job, team.
*Drax: We have done well, this day.
*Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, once *I* showed up!
*Groot: I am Groot!!
*Nova Prime: (Hologram) Quill, come in! We're under attack our shields are almost gone, we need you to hold off the attacking ship while we repair them.
*Rocket Raccoon: Guess we're doing a little overtime, huh?
*Star-Lord: Hey! Is that thing attacking my ship? Not cool!
*Gamora: Let's move before it does any more damage.
*Rocket Raccoon: Urgh! The Milano could explode at any minute it's too dangerous to get inside.
*Gamora: Rocket, is it possible to access the defense systems remotely?
*Rocket Raccoon: Maybe... It's worth a shot, in any case. Oh, this is gonna be too easy! Okay, that did it. Now we just need to get up there and fire the thing!
*Groot: I am Grooooot!
*Star-Lord: I think it's working! Just need to keep firing!
*Gamora: A few more shots should do it!
*Star-Lord: Nice shot, Rocket!
*Drax: We are victories!
*Star-Lord: ...Okay, yeah, thanks.
*Kang: There is no great satisfaction than that of triumph on the battlefield. Isn't it glorious, my dear Ravonna?
*Ravonna: Such devastation... your might is unsurpassable! My Kang...
*Kang: Oh, I like that! Say it again!
*Ravonna: Such devastation... your might is unsurpassable! My Kang...
*Kang: Hmmm, just as pleasing a second time.
*Ravonna: The new arrivals fight with spirit.
*Kang: Insignificant, ants. They pose no threat. But still, let us put them against a more formidable challenge.
*Gamora: A celestial, here? But why?
*Rocket Raccoon: Who knows? But he don't like he's looking to make friends!
*Ravonna: My Kang, E'Son the Searcher is that overkilled?!
*Kang: Too much? I found him at the end of time, fading and broken. So he shouldn't destroy them too quickly. Hahahahahaha!
*Rocket Raccoon: Hey, is that thing waving at us?
*Drax: I believe so! Hello, giant misunderstood creature!
*Rocket Raccoon: No, wait. It's attacking! Watch out, guys!
*Gamora: This day just gets better and better! Did you do something to get on this thing's bad side, Peter?
*Star-Lord: Why does everyone keep asking me that? No!... Not this time.
*Rocket Raccoon: Wait... What the heck just happened?
*Gamora: Best guess? More of that Kang the Time Ravel Technology.
*Rocket Raccoon: Huh... Hadn't counted on running into something like this...
*Gamora: We need to put a stop to that laser beam. Any ideas?
*Star-Lord: A gravity mine might work if I another booster.
*Rocket Raccoon: Too bad we don't have anything to build one with!
*Gamora: What about using pieces from the ship over there?
*Rocket Raccoon: We'd need to break it apart first maybe our new pal can help us out?
*Star-Lord: Hey, I think it's working!
*Rocket Raccoon: Wait... what the heck just happened?
*Drax: The ship... it re-made itself! How is that possible?
*Star-Lord: So much for the gravity booster. At least we've got something attack it with now. Yeah! That did it! Hey, I think see a weak spot on his shoulder.
*Drax: Leave it to me! Nothing shall stand in my way!
*Rocket Raccoon: Guys! I think we just took out his power!
*Gamora: Okay, while we've got the chance look for a weak spot!
*Star-Lord: Yeah, what she said Do that!
*Rocket Raccoon: Hey, Quill! You see what I see?
*Star-Lord: The big, scary robot wants to destroy us? Yeah, I noticed that already.
*Rocket Raccoon: Nah, I'm talking about the gravity booster in his chest. Think you could use that?
*Gamora: You mean attach a gravity mine to something as powerful as a celestal? There's no telling what might happen!
*Rocket Raccoon: Good point. We should definitely use it! Yeah, you better run!
*Drax: We are victorious! ...Again!
*Nova Prime: Thank you! You've bought us enough time for our evacuation ships to clear Kang's forces.
*Star-Lord: Hey, no problem. The bigger they are the... the more they hurt you.
*Rocket Raccoon: Hey, Quill. Ask them what our reward is!
*Groot Small: I am Groot!
*Rocket Raccoon: Hey, don't count your seeds yet, Pal. That giant sword is still out there.
*Drax: It just left?
*Groot Small: I am Groot!
*Rocket Raccoon: An emergency broadcast from Terra?!
*Gamora: Earth? Surely Kang isn't there already?!
*Star-Lord: That's impossible! Either way we gotta get there and warn them!
*Rocket Raccoon: Pffft, why do we gotta help them?!
*Star-Lord: 'Cause we're the Guardians of the Galaxy!
*(At Manhattan, Earth)
*She-Hulk: You can rely on the Avengers to host a great victory wrap party!
*Daredevil: Great job they did on Loki.
*Captain Marvel: The brie is fantastic.
*Giant-Man: Could you pass me some more nachos?
*She-Hulk: Sure, Giant-Man!
*Iron Man: Welcome, Wasp, enjoy the spread! Although I'd steer on the Asgardian vol-au-vents.
*Thor: Food of the Gods, my friends!
*Wasp: Where's Banner?
*Iron Man: He enjoys his quiet time.
*Wasp: Well, I guess the Hulk not being here you've saved on the catering.
*Jarvis: Incoming call from Nick Fury!
*Wasp: Another emergency... did you get the those doors to the command center, fixed, Tony?
*Iron Man: Erm... Yeah, of course! Okay, guys, we're gonna have to wrap this up!
*Thor: A great pity. The hors d'oeuvers were outstanding.
*She-Hulk: You wash, I'll dry.
*Wasp: C'mon, we'd better head to the command center!
*Captain America: What're the chances that door is actually fixed...?
*Jarvis: Incoming call from Nick Fury...
*Iron Man: So, I got some bad news, wanna hear it? Come on, the news isn't that bad. I do need you to hear it though. The entrance mechanism is still busted. Guess I don't fix it after all whoops. It's gonna take some extra parts to fix it but I've kinda got oil on my hands so... if I told you the items I need, d'you think you could go find some and bring 'em to me'? Okay, great. These are parts you're looking for. If you check the rooms on this floor there's bound to be a few components lying around.
*Captain America: Those parts Tony needs have to be around here somewhere.
*Wasp: Hey, I think we might have an incoming call from Nick Fury...
*Captain America: Who what gave it away?
*Wasp: We'd better see what Nick Fury before we head out.
*Iron Man: You might find something back in the lounge, we were partying pretty hard in there... y'know, until the "fun alarm" went off. Great, that looks like it should be enough. Let me take those off your hands and we can finally get this thing open... Okay, now to finish putting this thing together. There, now that wasn't so difficult, was it?
*Wasp: If it was so easy, why don't you fix it when I asked you the first time?
*Captain America: (Sighs) ... C'mon, we've still got to answer that call.
*Iron Man: First thing I'm doing after we answer this call is putting that thing on silent.
*Nick Fury: Avengers, sorry to break up the party... I have new missions for you. Siberia. Massive radiation spikes around a remote research faculty. Attuma's forces have been spotted out in the ocean. A prison breakout, headed for Brooklyn Bridge. Fury out!
*Wasp: Three teams. Grab Spider-Man in your way out.
*J. Jonah Jameson: I'm moving with the times to bring you the Daily Bugle Livestream, a web cast hosted by me, J. Jonah Jameson! Don't be fooled by the term *webcast*, I've not gone Spider-Man, web as in interweb... or something... Enough technobabble! Prepare to be informed! Super-villain activity across the globe has increased dramatically in the last few hours. The Avengers have assured the world's media this is just run-of-the-villany. Nothing they can't handle, and it is no way connected with earlier reports of a strange disturbance detected on the far side of the galaxy. Hah! Like you can trust anyone who wears a mask and tights. Right now get outta here. I got a paper to run too you know.
*(In a remote area of Siberia...)
*Captain America: We're going to land as close to that facility as we can.
*Thor: What's alls this place? Doth everything not look peaceful and calm to thee?
*Captain America: We'll see when we get a bit closer. The Winter Guard were unable to get this far.
*She-Hulk: Sure is beautiful. Sure was beautiful - what is that thing?
*Captain America: The source of the radiation spike. According to Wasp the researchers have vanished.
*Thor: Let us sally to their ad.
*Captain America: Okay, team. Let's move out.
*Thor: Yes, and with great haste!
*She-Hulk: Absolutely... nice jacket by the way, Cap.
*Captain America: Uh, thanks.
*She-Hulk: Cap! Care to give me a boost with your oh-so shiny shield?
*Captain America: You got it... Wait, what? I'd better take care of that fire. My shield should be able to smother the flames. Hey, there's a electric socket up here. Thor, do you think you could use your lightning to restore the power?
*Thor: Hmm... Let me see. It seems we are not welcome.
*Captain America: Yeah, it might be a little tricky getting inside. Let's take a look around and see if we can find some sort of an override switch.
*Thor: There. We should be able to get to use this to open the door now.
*She-Hulk: Sure hope everyone inside is okay.
*Computer: Warning! Radioactive materials detected. Lockdown in progress.
*She-Hulk: That doesn't sound good.
*Captain America: I see someone... excuse me? Are you alright? What happened here? Where's the rest of the team? What the heck?!
*Thor: By father's beard! What madness is this?!
*She-Hulk: It... it must've been the radiation or something!
*Captain America: Agreed! We need to contain this situation now! Let's move!
*She-Hulk: You think you can open that door, Cap?
*Captain America: Urgh... I can't hit the switch from here. We'll need to find a way to rebound the shield towards it from suitable angle.
*She-Hull: Whoah... Did we do it?
*Thor: I know not...
*Captain America: Welll we did... something.
*She-Hulk: Cap! ... Cap, are you alright?
*Captain America (Radioactive): Hisssss...!!!
*She-Hulk: Uh-oh... Steve...?
*Thor: He must be consumed by the cloud!!
*She-Hulk: Buy why would the gas turn him against us? Something doesn't add up! Okay, hopefully that'll keep him down long enough for us to figure out...
*Thor: Wait! Someone else is here... I can almost feel a strange...
*The Presence: Ahh... my distinguished guests! I've been expecting you...
*Thor: The presence?! You are the vile fiend behind all of this?!
*The Presence: Oh... you wouldn't you like to know, Thor... The Mighty Thunder God?! Get them, my radioactive minions! Weak fools! You are no match for the Presence!
*She-Hulk: The shield's gone! Now's our chance!
*The Presence: Agh! No, this is not right!
*Thor: This maybe our only opportunity to defeat him!
*The Presence: Your resistance is meaningless! Join me willingly while allow it... No... This cannot be happening! You shall not defeat me! Oof! You dare defy me?! Bow! Before your new master!
*Thor: It might have a little but we will save you, Captain! Ha! The collective mind of the Pressence is no match for Mjølnir!
*Captain America: I didn't much care for being part of it... Uh, excuse me? Threat's neutralized.
*The Presence: Hu he ha haha... Pitful Fools. Don't you see? This is just a test. My powers are in thrall to a higher command... You will see, in time...
*She-Hulk: Or how about now?
*Red Guardian: Greetings, Avengers! Is good to see you.
*Captain America: Red Guardian! Glad we could be of assistance.
*Crimson Dynamo: This is very unusual technique.
*Darkstar: Da...
*Captain America: She-Hulk? Can you take some time out from that to radio the quinjet?
*She-Hulk: Awww! Do I have to?
*(Meanwhile, in the depths of the ocean...)
*Captain Marvel: It's strange, last intel on Attuma suggested he didn't have the resources to be any real threat...
*Iron Man: Looks like he's sorted out his cash flow problem. There's enough weaponry there to attack the whole eastern seaboard... Roxxon!
*Captain Marvel: Those corporate criminals! But why would they back Attuma's invasion plans? Unless they know something we don't?
*Iron Man: Only one way to find out. Let's give them some real bang for their buck!
*Captain Marvel: Alright, Tony. Let's find out the generators and plant the charges.
*Iron Man: Got it. I'm guessing those differently-colored pipes will lead us to them?
*Captain Marvel: Yeah... probably lead u right into trouble too.
*Iron Man: Well, aren't *we* the optimist? Huh... so much for our "covert operation".
*Captain Marvel: Hey, who said anything about being "covert"? Wait. A laser grid...? You were saying, Tony?
*Iron Man: I stand by my previous statement this shouldn't be as difficult to get past as the door.
*Captain Marvel: Oh, I'll make sure of that. Let me try.
*Attuma: What are you doing?! Get out of here, you insignificant worms!
*Iron Man: Whoah! Where did he come from? The Generator's on the upper level. Just need to find a way to reach it.
*Captain Marvel: There's a hatch on the ceiling. Think we can destroy it?
*Iron Man: Good call. Leave it to me. Right, that's the second one. One more should be enough.
*Attuma: You again!? Stop what you're doing! Attuma commands you!
*Captain Marvel: You "command" us? Yeah, good luck with that...
*Attuma: Argh! I'll get you for that! Peasants! This is an outrage!
*Iron Man: Uh! Hello? Is there a better person to do this? Probably not.
*Captain Marvel: I don't get it. How could anyone justify all this stuff to Attuma?
*Iron Man: Some people can "justify" anything if the price is high enough. You forget talking to?
*Captain Marvel: Oh, I wasn't thinking sorry, Tony.
*Iron Man: That's Attuma's invasion plans and truly sunk!
*Captain Marvel: Still doesn't add up. What was Attuma planning? Why attack now? What was-
*Iron Man: Watch out!
*Captain Marvel: Huh?
*Attuma: Fools You will pay for this insult!
*Iron Man: Ouch. I don't want to worry you, but I think I may have just invalidated my warranty.
*Captain Marvel: Let's get back and debrief; there's something bigger going on here...
*Iron Man: Gently, gently...
*(Meanwhile, back in New York...)
*Spider-Man: Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man at your service.
*Ms. Marvel: No way! We get Spider-Man in our team! Ah, this is so cool.
*White Tiger: Urgh! We could have done without him.
*Spider-Man: Hey, easy, White Tiger, I wore brand new threads and everything. Who are these guys, anyhow?
*White Tiger: Escapes from the raft. Which means there are probably a few super villains up ahead too. The tremendous trio versus the bridge of anarchy! This would make an awesome fan-fiction!
*Spider-Man: Let's focus on saving the civilians first. Team names come later. Oh, man. What happened to the bridge?
*Ms. Marvel: And who's behind all this?
*White Tiger: I dunno but we'll need to find a way to cross that gap.
*Spider-Man: There we go! See? I have my uses!
*Shocker: Let's see how you match up against me!
*Spider-Man: Super Villains escaping from the raft, huh? Well, there's a "Shocker"!
*Shocker: Hmph! Very clever, Spider-Man but you won't be making fun of me for long!
*Spider-Man: But there's just so much material to work with! And speaking of material... what's that costume made out of, anyway? Are you a fan of fashionable cushions?
*Shocker: Hey! What did I just tell ya? Don't mock the Shocker! Ow! Hey! Watch it!
*White Tiger: Hey! What's going on?
*Mysterio: Hahaha...!!! Care to test me, you weak-minded fools?
*Spider-Man: Mysterio?! What's "Fish Bowl features" doing here?
*Shocker: I'm the Shocker! I ain't no joke! Urgh! I said cut it out! You're gonna get it for trying to ruin my day! I ain't done yet, ya lously do-gooders!
*Spider-Man: That was definitely not a career highlight.
*Mysterio: Are you enjoying our little party? My friends would love to meet you!
*White Tiger: Those other Mysterios are just illusions, right?
*Ms. Marvel: I dunno... they seem real enough to me!
*Spider-Man: Well, no Shocker's real so let's find a way to get to him.
*Ms. Marvel: Gotta be something around here we can use to fight Shocker... Skadoosh!
*Shocker: Okay, now you're really asking for it!
*Ms. Marvel: Oh, you want some more, do ya? Happy to oblige!
*Spider-Man: C'mon, Shocker. It's three against one. Give it up!
*Shocker: Argh! You're getting' on my nerves! You know that?
*Mysterio: Curse you, heroes... Currrrssse... yooouu...!!!
*Vulture: Surprise! Hahaha!
*Spider-Man: Vulture?!
*Vulture: Grr...! Stay still, you little trouble-maker!
*Spider-Man: Ow... talk to an uplifting experience... Hey, what's with the jungle?
*Kraven: Ah! What do we have here? Some fresh prey fro Kraven the Hunter?
*White Tiger: Spidey, are you alright? Where'd Vulture go?
*Kraven: First, let us see how you "heroes" survive in the wild!
*Ms. Marvel: Uh-oh... nice kitty... Ah! Careful with the drool... huh... Guys! Maybe there's something we can build to get the lion's attention.
*White Tiger: Huh! What do you know! Guess our new friend was just hungry!
*Kraven: So you think you can out smart Kraven the Hunter? You "heroes" are about to become an endangered species!
*Spider-Man: Careful, guys! We're fighting someone who actually chose to wear that costume! There's no telling what he might do!
*Kraven: Ow! Grr...!! You cannot hope to defeat me! I've hunted bigger game than you!
*Spider-Man: The only "big game" around here is the one you're talking, Kraven! Too bad you won't be able to back it up!
*Kraven: Ha! Let us see how you deal with this!
*Ms. Marvel: Here he comes! Look out!
*Spider-Man: Fellas... can't we just talk this out?
*Kraven: Argh! This cannot be! I am Kraven the Hunter!
*White Tiger: This guy sure seems to like saying his name! Does he think we've forgotten it or something?
*Ms. Marvel: Ha! I wish!
*Kraven: Argh! What... just.. happened...?
*Spider-Man: Your little "safari trip" is over.
*Vulture: Guess who! Hahahahaha! Urgh! Impressive... but not impressive enough!
*Doctor Octopus: Hahaha...!! Your luck has just run out you meddlesome pests! Now you face an altogether "superior" adversary!
*Spider-Man: Doc Ock?! I had a feeling something "sinister" was going on!
*Doctor Octopus: Stay back, you insignificant imbeciles!
*White Tiger: Those tentacles are gonna make it hard to reach him. Better keep our distance until it's safe to attack. Hahaha! This is it! There's no escape!
*White Tiger: Quick! Keep moving while he fires!
*Doctor Octopus: No! How is this possible? My genius knows no limit! Let's shake things up a little shall we?
*Ms. Marvel: Uh... I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you!
*Doctor Octopus: Let's see you survive this!
*White Tiger: Webs, that was so epi-! Well, timed.
*Spider-Man: Hey, that was a team effort.
*Ms. Marvel: Wow, what a rush! And even *more* fun than how I'd have written it! I mean, taking down five super villains in...
*Doctor Octopus: Urgh, wittering halfwits, you've no idea of the machinations in play. He's coming, and you will all suff... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
*Spider-Man: Hey, Ock, no-one likes a sore loser, seriously. You two head back to HQ and give a full report to Wasp. I'll stay with this until authorities arrive.
*White Tiger: Pffft, you just want to dodge the paperwork.
*Nick Fury: I appreciate your answering our distress call but the Avengers and their allies defeated Loki's master plan. And we're on top of all the usual planet-wide villainy.
*Star-Lord: No, there's something else... ...that.
*Nick Fury: That's one big sword!
*Kang: People of New York. I am Kang the Conqueror. Thousands of civilizations have fallen to my forces, and your city will fare no better. Let your fabled try and stop me. No one, throughout time. In all of space, has ever been to best me! All Hail Kang!
*Nick Fury: Hey, you yeah! You might have just missed it, but the last purple-hated cosmic tyrant that came here didn't fare too well against us. Can't see any reason why you might do any better! I need to check on S.H.I.E.L.D., well... ...what's left of it.
*Gamora: Guys?!
*Spider-Man: Aaaaaaaargh!
*Spider-Gwen: Spider-Woman, but you can call me Gwen.
*Spider-Man: 'Gwen?! Okay, I think there's some dimension distorin' going on here.
*Kang: Ah ha hahahah! People of Manhattan! Welcome to Chronopolis! Those who bow to me, do my bidding shall be rewarded, but those who fail me will be cast aside. As for your so-called heroes, they shall find life a challenge in my world of worlds! Ahh ha hahahaha!
*Spider-Man: 'Chronopolis'?
*Spider-Gwen: 'World of Worlds.' What do you suppose that means?
*Green Goblin 2099: Heeheeheehee!
*Spider-Man: It'll have to wait. We've still got bad guys to catch. Is that your Goblin?
*Spider-Gwen: Nope, looks like from the future!
*Spider-Man: So what's the story here - did a convention just let out? You guys really missed a few marks on those costumes, but the swinging seems dead on!
*Vulture: No! This isn't right! You... What are you doing?
*Spider-Man: Hold on! We just want some autographs! Hey, what's the rush?
*Vulture: Argh! You pathetic pests!
*Spider-Man: That'll slow him down... I hope!
*Vulture: Get away from me! Ow! Stop that!
*Spider-Man: That's how it's done!
*Vulture: Urgh! I don't believe it! Where's that Infernal Goblin?! Time to return to the nest! Hahaha!
*Green Goblin 2099: Hmph! You're starting to get a little too close from comfort!
*Spider-Man: Not so fast!
*Green Goblin 2099: Ooh! Almost got me! I'm impressed! Ooh... having a little chase, are we? What fun!
*Spider-Man: Tag! You're it! This isn't really something I saw myself doing today! Huh... It wasn't enough. Gotta try again.
*Spider-Gwen: Yeeuch, gross... Goblin from the future... Knights from the past...? What's going on?
*Spider-Man: I'd better head back. Wasp? Are you getting this?
*Wasp: Yeah, it looks like they came through some kind of portal... Picking up another one! What's Klaw doing in Manhattan?
*Captain America: The rest of the Avengers need to work out why Kang's brought us here. Luckily we've got help.
*Spider-Man: Hey - This is quite a gathering!
*Star-Lord: Yeah, I should have brought my mixtape.
*Captain America: Save it for later, guys! We've got work to do! What do you know about Kang?
*Star-Lord: All I need to: He's one seriously bad dude.
*Wasp: And his accomplice?
*Gamora: Ravonna Renslayer. When Kang Conquered her kingdom. She became her bride.
*Captain America: Doctor Strange, could, Kang be attacking multiple time eras at once?
*Doctor Strange: Possibly. It needs further consultation...
*Wasp: Two Teams: To chase down those knights, the other check out where Klaw went.
*(Team Captain America [Captain America, Star-Lord, Gamora and Groot] follow the knights through the portal.)
*(Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel and Gamora] pursue Klaw throught the portal.)
*Star-Lord: Alright! Let's go jump through some mystical portals! Woo!
*Captain America: Everyone! Stay on your toes. We don't know what might be waiting for us on the other side.
*Gamora: Shouldn't we be on our way through that portal right now? I got the impression this whole situation was pretty urgent...
*Groot: I am Groot.
*Star-Lord: Ah, we've got a little time to look around... It's not like whatever's on the other side is going anywhere.
*Captain America: Given what's happening lately, that's a very real possibility...
*Star-Lord: Okay, it's do or die time!
*Gamora: Let's hope it's "do".
*Groot: I am Groot...?
*Black Knight Percy: I say! Brave Heroes! Might I request some assistance?
*Star-Lord: Uh, is that Tin Head talking to us?
*Captain America: Looks like he's in trouble... better go see what the problem is.
*Black Knight Percy: Welcome to England, travelers! My name is Sir Percy of Scandia. I wish your visit could be under brighter circumstances, but as you can see, that Fearsome Kang has turned my castle into a den of evil! I beseech aid me in overthrowing this villain so that I might reclaim my kingdom and put an end to his tyranny! Wonderful! The castle is this way... follow me!
*Gamora: What exactly are we up against?
*Black Knight Percy: Kang is a warrior, of the most fearsome ability... my knights and I didn't stand a chance against his might!
*Gamora: That doesn't bode well...
*Black Knight Percy: Watch out! These fiends are Kang's allies!
*Groot: I am Groot!
*Star-Lord: Yeah, that was a little easy, now that you mention it. I guess the real bad guys are waiting for us in the castle.
*Black Knight Percy: Beware, my friends! More villains approach! We have arrived! Our foe awaits us inside so please ready yourselves and let me know when you wish to storm the castle.
*J. Jonah Jameson: So there's a new doughnut of a super villain running around my city in thigh boots calling himself Kang! Who is this clown? I never herd of him. Those other newly arrived space cowboys... The Guardians of the Galaxy? Well they seem to be clueless too. Given one of them... is a talking tree what do you expect? That Raccoon thing did say Kang has an over inflated opinion of himself, and a huge sword-shape space ship. Kang also *claims* to have transported Manhattan to his personal battle arena called Chronopolis. Moved Manhattan! It was perfectly fine where it was! Where was I? *Chornopolis* Is apparently made up from the greatest realms across time and space. The Avengers are currently investigating these *claims* of Kang and if it's possible to leave Manhattan...
*Star-Lord: Merry olde England is a little merry olde quiet...
*Captain America: Something's not right... Enchantress!
*Black Knight Percy: Madam... I have returned with allies! What witchcraft can you muster now? I can offer doom, destruction and dark magic.
*Enchantress: I can offer doom, destruction and dark magic.
*Black Knight Percy: You must attack!
*(Captain Avalon and Doctor Strange arrives)
*Captain Avalon: There is the pretender of whom I speak!
*Doctor Strange: ...Nathan Garrett!!
*Captain Avalon: The Black Knight!
*Doctor Strange: I met Captain Avalon on the way here; he confirmed my suspicious.
*Black Knight Garrett: Soon I will prove to Kang that I am fit to rule at his side! Guards!
*Doctor Strange: A classic diversionary tragic from Kang!
*Black Knight Garrett: Ah ha hahahaha! Enchantress... Do your worst! Ha hahahaha!
*Captain America: We've gotta stop him!
*Captain Avalon: Tarry, sire, for it is folly to rush in!
*Gamora: We're trapped!
*Doctor Strange: We need to get inside.
*Enchantress: You fools dare to face the Enchantress? Such a pity...
*Captain Avalon: Quickly! We must find a way inside. I fear your friend is in great danger!
*Star-Lord: Woo! Castle siege! What thinkest thou, Lady Gamora?
*Gamora: Why are you speaking so strangely?
*Star-Lord: Just trying to fit in...
*Gamora: We'll need Groot to operate the controls for the gate is there any way this cage could help?
*Doctor Strange: Hmm... What goes up eventually come down. If I can increase the time flow of the cage, it should fall. There. One and old broken cage.
*Star-Lord: Great... So, what now?
*Doctor Strange: Now we simply reverse the time flow.
*Star-Lord: Oh. That easy. Huh?
*Enchantress: Ooh... hoe very clever! I'm almost slightly impressed! Let's see how you handle a little magic shall we?
*Star-Lord: Uh-oh... What's she doing now?
*Gamora: Whatever it is, it doesn't look good.
*Captain Avalon: She has summoned some new foes. Take care, friends.
*Groot: Hmph! I am Groot!
*Doctor Strange: What happened? Is this a kind of magic?
*Enchantress: Ugh! Get away from me... Fools! Did you forget with whom you're dealing?
*Doctor Strange: It's as I thought; her appearance is merely illusion. Kang must have given her the ability to cloud the vision of Agamotto...
*Star-Lord: Aga-what now?
*Gamora: Come on! We have to get inside and find the captain.
*Groot: I am... Groot! I am... Groot! I am... Groot! I am... Groot!
*Star-Lord: Uh-oh! Everybody, out! Man... Who saw that coming, huh?
*Gamora: I think Enchantress did. The path inside is now completely blocked.
*Doctor Strange: Yes but perhaps there's another way. Look at the area below. Ah, I believe Enchantress' magic extended to this small recess. I might be able to create a portal to reach her... stand back!
*Enchantress: So nice of you to join me. I was starting to get lonely.
*Doctor Strange: I sense an immense power coming from that chamber above the door is that...?
*Enchantress: A "Golden Apple of Idunn"? Behold it in all of its glory, for it is a true relic of Asgard. A source of power so strong no mere mortal possib...
*Doctor Strange: Right. I thought so. Thanks for confirming... so we get rid of the apple and her power is gone. Look for a way to get to it.
*Star-Lord: Hey! A gravity booster! That might work!
*Doctor Strange: Unfortunately for you, an apple a day won't keep this doctor away.
*Star-Lord: Ha! How often do you get the chance to say something like that?
*Gamora: Doctors and apples? Is that supposed to be a terran expression?
*Groot: I am Groot?
*Enchantress: No! This cannot be! You'll pay for this!
*Doctor Strange: So we get rid of the apple and her power is gone...
*Gamora: After you...
*Groot: I am Groot!
*Star-Lord: Hey, uh, Doc... You think it's a bit, uh, quiet? I mean, no traps.
*Doctor Strange: No traps?
*Star-Lord: You'd expect some traps in a place like this, right? You know, with the medieval thing going on?
*Captain Avalon: Indeed, Sirrah. In mine own castle we have traps aplenty.
*Black Knight Garret: Ah ha hahahaha! Welcome friends, to my dungeon of doom!
*Captain America: Guys... erm... rescue time? Take care coming down the corridor...
*Star-Lord: Yay! There are the traps! Whoah! You think they'd put a signup about that...
*Doctor Strange: (Sighs) As curious as I am to see how *you'd* attempt to get past this, a simple movement spell should do the trick.
*Black Knight Garrett: Hmm... What shall I pick today? A sword? A mace?
*Captain America: You guys get distracted at the gift shop?
*Star-Lord: Ha! Look at you! How did this even happen?
*Captain America: It's a long, embarrassing story... just help me get free, please.
*Doctor Strange: Bear with me a moment...
*Captain America: Who-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa...! Think I'm gonna be sick!
*Star-Lord: Hey! Glad you're back with us, Cap.
*Capain America: Urgh... Thanks, guys.
*Doctor Strange: We can't reach the Black Knight from here but your shield might be able to help.
*Captain America: Sure... once the room stops spinning. Whoah.
*Star-Lord: Aw, c'mon, man! Seriously?
*Black Knight Garret: Huh? Oh, I see you let yourselves in! It is so kind to you to come along, the witch and the tree put up a quite a struggle.
*Gamora: Hey! Who are you calling a witch?
*Groot: I am Groooot!
*Black Knight Garrett: Have at you! Haha!
*Captain America: Every setback is a chance to learn.
*Black Knight Garrett: Ow! Who put those spikes there...? Oh, that's right. It was me.
*Star-Lord: I'll show you what happens when you mess with my friends!
*Black Knight Garrett: I've got you now! You'll never escape my dungeon of doom! Garrrrgh!
*Star-Lord: You're gonna make this easy or do we have to get medieval?
*Black Knight Garrett: Kang's plans are way beyond you... You have no idea...
*Captain America: Try us!
*Black Knight Percy: Greetings and a thousand thanks, fair yeomen. I am the one true Sir Percy!
*Captain Avalon: Hail Sir Percy, well met!
*Doctor Strange: What of Kang, my lord?
*Black Knight Percy: His portals allowed Garrett to storm my keep, and Enchantress to enslave this kingdom!
*Captain Avalon: There is another portal you have yet to discover - where it leads I know not.
*Doctor Strange: Farewell, my lord!
*Black Knight Percy: Farewell, fair heroes. May your helm protect, your magic provide and your shield prevail.
*Gamora: You're telling me you could have done yet all along?
*Groot Small: I am Groot!
*Kang: Ha! The so-called Avengers and their Guardians friends are just beginning to see the full extent of my genius.
*Ravonna: Your genius is not in question, my Kang of Kangs, so, perhaps, you might show some mercy on this occasion?
*Kang: Mercy?! A fanciful suggestion, my little morning star... That, I Kang the Conqueror, should perhaps be, Kang the Merciful... a ha! Ah ha haha ah ha! Get these windows cleaned. A conqueror should be able to see who he's conquering!
*Ravonna: Of course, your kangnificence, I'll call the maintenance.
*She-Hulk: You think that "Kang" guy has his eye on this place too?
*Ms. Marvel: If we catch up to Klaw, maybe we can "coax" an explanation out of him.
*She-Hulk: What the...? Where are we?
*Spider-Man: Hmm... giant rock panther in the middle of a city... we've gotta be somewhere in Wakanda.
*Ms. Marvel: So that weird portal bought us to Wakanda, huh? Hey, maybe well run into...
*She-Hulk: Wait a second... look! It's Klaw!
*Spider-Man: So it looks like Wakanda's got one of those barriers up as well...
*Ms. Marvel: Welp. That is one strudy-looking door. Think we can break it down?
*She-Hulk: Listen, I'm strong but not giant-vibranium-door-smashing strong.
*Ms. Marvel: Not gonna lie. I was hoping for a super sneaky secret entrance there.
*She-Hulk: Sorry, nothing here but a bunch of computer stuff.
*Spider-Man: Computer stuff, huh? That I can work with... And we're in!
*She-Hulk: Alright!
*Ms. Marvel: Now we can catch up with Klaw! Let's go!
*J. Jonah Jameson: Yes, new goon in the block Kang, claims to have stolen Manhattan and added it to other regions he has conquered from across time and space. This New-Time City or "Chronopolis" has Kang's citadel at its centre and is said to exist "out of time". Kang also *claims* our escape from the big apple's is currently impossible. But my sources temll me some of Earth's Super Villains have been seen exiting Manhattan. The Nefarious Klaw as a case in point. The sonic scoundrel has being spotted heading out Manhattan into, well who knows where! Not to self, trademark name "Chronopolis" it could be a money spinner.
*Spider-Man: There goes my spider-sense again. Something's not right!
*Ms. Marvel: You mean aside from the Wakandan jungle being a reasonable commute from downtown Manhattan?
*Black Panther: Rrrrraaaarrrrrrghhhh!!
*Spider-Man: Aaaaaagghhhh!!!
*Black Panther: Avengers? It is I, Black Panther, ruler of Wakanda. It is good to see you, my friends. I am sorry if I startled you.
*Spider-Man: Startled me? Noooo.
*Ms. Marvel: I hate to break up this reunion but Klaw is probably halfway across the jungle by now.
*Black Panther: Klaw? I too am on that villains trail.
*Ms. Marvel: We followed him as far as here. Can you unlock this?
*Black Panther: Certainly.
*Spider-Man: Ugh! Thanks for the warning, Tiddles.
*She-Hulk: What would Klaw and his big ape buddy want with that much vibranium?
*Black Panther: Come, let us find out.
*She-Hulk: How are we going to get in there? Those doors are ipenetrable, even for me!
*Spider-Man: Not exactly. The explosives in those carts are designed for vibranium mining, they could blow that door open easily.
*Ms. Marvel: So just push one of those things all the way up there? Great!
*Black Panther: The fruit grown of the hardest toil, often taste the sweetest. Hmph... I am uncertain of how to use this.
*She-Hulk: Hey, we can use these to get across now!
*Ms. Marvel: Just watch your step, it's a long way down. You'd have to read a book before you hit the bottom.
*She-Hulk: The mine cart's blocked. We need to find a way to clear the stuff.
*Black Panther: Look around. Solutions present themselves when you approach on things with an open mind.
*Spider-Man: I'm learning so much! You should put these on posters! Wow! The tech in here is amazing!
*Black Panther: Yes. Thanks to the vibranium we mine here, it has advanced far beyond the world you know.
*Spider-Man: It's incredible! Do you guys do summer camps or anything?
*She-Hulk: The missing pieces of the tracks, they're in that?
*Black Panther: Molten vibranium... we should proceed without caution, it is dangerously hot.
*Spider-Man: Hey, just like me!
*Ms. Marvel: Let's look around. There must be a way to clear this up.
*Spider-Man: That was different not a career highlight.
*She-Hulk: So what's the deal with the gorilla dude?
*Black Panther: His name is M'Baku, though he goes by the name of Man-Ape. He has always wanted to take the throne of Wakanda.
*Spider-Man: But, how'd he end up looking like that?
*Black Panther: He gained his powers by killing one of our rare white gorillas and bathed in its...
*Spider-Man: Forget I asked!
*She-Hulk: Klaaaaawwwww!
*Black Panther: Stand and fight, you cowards! Man-Ape! I thought I could smell your unique... ...odour.
*Man-Ape: You are a shadow of the man of your father was, T'Challa... and you will end up just the same!
*Black Panther: You're overconfidence has always been your weakness, M'Baku!
*Man-Ape: It's Man-Ape! And Man-Ape has no weaknesses, only strength! Ah, your precious vibranium. How fitting that it will be the end of you!
*Ms. Marvel: Whoa! Keep moving, guys! This stuff's a bit warmer than your average shower!
*Spider-Man: I miss when villains didn't use giant death machinery...
*Man-Ape: It' that the best you have? I was hoping for a challenge!
*Spider-Man: How about looking at yourself in the mirror without laughing?
*Man-Ape: Let's see if your feet are as quick as your mouth! Fools! The reign of panther is over! It is time for the reign of the gorilla! Kang has promised me Wakanda!
*Black Panther: Wakanda will never submit to you or Kang... not as long as I draw breath!
*Man-Ape: Than I shall draw it from you! You will end now, T'Challa!
*Ms. Marvel: Err, we're here, too, guys!
*Man-Ape: I'll get to you!
*Black Panther: Kkklllllllaaaawwwww! This is the last time you will defile my land with your presence, I will have you just for my father!
*Klaw: Ahh, the pussy cat lives! Unfortunately as much as I'd like to catch up, I have pressing business attend to. Time for a little cat nap! Ahhhhhaahahahaha ha...ahhh... eh? Shoo... get off... ...stop fussing... Thanks for your patience. And now, for the... crescendo!!
*Spider-Man: Now, that's what I call a boombox!
*Ms. Marvel: Are you okay?
*Black Panther: Apologies, my friends. A foolish error. Quickly, while the trail is fresh. Have you seen Klaw and his men?
*Star-Lord: No, we just arrived.
*Black Panther: The Hydra Empire - all that's wrong in the galaxy can be found in the place.
*Captain America: We should keep it down... we don't want to arouse suspension...
*Doctor Strange: That could be any number of portals connecting areas of time and space.
*Ms. Marvel: Let's look for a portal back to Manhattan!
*All: Shh.
*Black Panther: We need to pursue Klaw and seek out the vibranium. Kang must have a purpose for it.
*Spider-Man: Hey - it's Klaw!
*All: Shh.
*Captain America: Panther, Star-Lord and I can head for that airship. The rest of you should head back if you can.
*All: Shh.
*Star-Lord: Alright, guys, let's get up there and nab that sucker!
*Black Panther: Easy for you to say... not all of us carrying jetpacks.
*Captain America: That's true. But we can always call in a quinjet, assuming it works out here, that is...
*Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Please deposit vibranium into the vibranium deposit receptacle.
*Klaw: Yeah, yeah... it's a little less than we planned thanks to those interfering Avengers... Now, open up! We need to bump the next phase of the plan up in the schedule...
*Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Insufficient vibranium detected in receptacle. Door mechanism not engaged. If you have misplace your vibranium samples, say *yes* to initiate vibranium search protocol. Otherwise, say *no* and wait retribution from your immediate supervisor.
*Star-Lord: So the door only opens with enough vibranium in the tub? What a pain...
*Black Panther: The crate is only small. We should be able to find enough scraps of vibranium in this area to fill it.
*Captain America: I think I saw a few scraps of vibranium scattered around the streets... if we can gather enough, we should be able to get in. I'll be honest, I didn't expect to be on trash duty for Hydra today...
*Arnim Zola: System now entering "sleep mode". Not that I'm dropping hints or anything but... you know... hurry up.
*Vibranium Deposit Receptacle: Scanning vibranium deposit... Deposit accepted. Engaging door mechanism. Hail Hydra.
*Star-Lord: And we're in! Break out in the vibranium, Klaw... you've got company!
*Captain America: "Hail Hydra", huh...? Anyway, now maybe we can finally catch up to Klaw...
*Black Panther: Quickly! Let's head inside before they realise something is wrong...
*J. Jonah Jameson: Just when you thought it couldn't get any odder around here with Knight's Kingdom and Jungles are being our neighbouring districts. I can exclusively reveal a new, dark side to Chronopolis: A twisted, tyrannical, totalitarian Hydra version of our beloved Manhattan! How and when this happened who can say, all J. Jonah Jameson knows is this corrupted, Hydra run Big Apple, is collaborating with Kang. Any friend of Kang though faces a red, white and blue pasting from a real New Yorker... ...who also happens to be an Avenger... Captain America! Who, along with Black Panther is hot on the heels of Klaw and the stolen Wakandan Vibranium, as they press on the Hydra Airship for answers. Hydra still use airships? Yeah balloons real scary!
*Hydra Soldier: You know, I never thought I'd end up working for a totalitarian regime. Funny how things turn out.
*Hydra Soldier 2: Yeah... but it's not all bad. Look at this logo, that's pretty cool.
*Hydra Soldier: Pretty cool, I guess. Although it should have eight arms, surely? Being an octopus.
*Hydra Soldier 2: Hey, you know what, you're right... I never thought of that. Ooof!
*Black Panther: Klaw must be around somewhere, along with that Vibranium.
*Arnim Zola: Ah, Captain America! Nice of you to join us! You ceased to exist, in the glorious world of Hydra, but the meddlings of Kang mean I must put up with your star-spangled nonsense once more!
*Captain America: Giving Klaw a hand, Zola?
*Arnim Zola: Ah ha hahaha! A little joke, very good. Soon you will be laughing on a different side of your face! Alert! Intruders detected in lower Sector 5! Hail Hydra!
*Captain America: Come on, let's move out before the "welcoming committee" arrives.
*Arnim Zola: Going somewhere, Captain Rogers? There is no place for you can hide on this ship!
*Captain America: Someone else is gonna have to handle this.
*Arnim Zola: All available Hydra Agents report for duty! Now!
*Star-Lord: Hey! Whoah! What was that?
*Klaw: Ah, there you are! I have expecting you!
*Star-Lord: Oh, you have not! Quit trying to be cool! Okay, maybe he was expecting us.
*Black Panther: Perhaps we can use Klaw's lasers to our advantage...
*Klaw: Urgh! You win this round!
*Captain America: We're clear! Quickly! After him!
*Black Panther: Hmph! It appears that our path is blocked yet again...
*Star-Lord: Gotta admit; These Hydra guys are pretty good at making barricades outta random junk.
*Captain America: Stay focused. Look for something we can use to get past.
*Star-Lord: Hey, those crates look kinda useful.
*Captain America: You're right. A well-aimed throw of my shield should get them down.
*Black Panther: An impressive throw, Captain Rogers.
*Captain America: Hey, thanks.
*Star-Lord: Alright! A gravity booster! Here we go!
*Captain America: Well... that worked.
*Star-Lord: Probably should have given you guys a little "heads up" about that. My bad.
*Black Panther: There appears to be a control panel for the gate on the platform above.
*Captain America: I see it. Need a lift?
*Black Panther: Yes. Thank you, Captain.
*Captain America: Okay, team... get ready. Klaw's just up ahead.
*Black Panther: He will pay for his treachery...
*Star-Lord: Why do I suddenly have a really bad feeling about this?
*Klaw: You made it this far but no farther! I will eliminate you all!
*Black Panther: Stand down, Klaw! You are only making this more difficult for yourself!
*Klaw: Oh, you think so, T'Challa? We shall see about that?
*Arnim Zola: Attention all agents! Deploy more reinforcements to assist Klaw. More, I say!
*Klaw: Argh! You fools are testing my patience! Grr...!!! You are starting to get on my nerves!
*Black Panther: Uh-oh! Look out, guys!
*Arnim Zola: Say 'guten tag' to our latest creation: Vibranium Troopers!
*Captain America: You're all hot air, Zola!
*Black Panther: We need to land this bird before they can convert the rest of the Vibranium!
*Captain America: Baron Zemo!
*Star-Lord: Another friend of yours?
*Captain America: You could say that... Panther - get after Klaw... we'll fix this guy.
*Black Panther: Got it.
*Captain America: Zemo!
*Baron Zemo: Captain America! It's been too long! Kang said you'd come calling!
*Captain America: Did he now...
*Star-Lord: Good news for rocket power!
*Captain America: Got a parachute? Good...
*Star-Lord: So you know how to fly this thing?
*Captain America: Um... sure, no problem...
*Star-Lord: Zemo's just up ahead.
*Captain America: I see him.
*Baron Zemo: Take this!
*Captain America: Star-Lord! Shoot down those missiles!
*Star-Lord: Got it! Watch out, Cap! Incoming fire! Uh-oh! We got company!
*Captain America: Gotta try and shake them off, somehow...
*Baron Zemo: Hmph! A lucky shot...
*Star-Lord: Lucky, huh? We'll see about that.
*Baron Zemo: Argh! Get away, you fools!
*Captain America: Looks like we're getting somewhere. Keep firing!
*Baron Zemo: No! No! This is not possible!
*Captain America: It's nearly over...
*Baron Zemo: Haha! You didn't spot my little friends, did you?!
*Captain America: Where did these guys coming from?
*Baron Zemo: Araaargh!
*Captain America: He's going down!
*Baron Zemo: Curse you!
*Star-Lord: Nice flying!
*Captain America: Nice shooting!
*Black Panther: Nice mess...
*Thor: Greetings, friends. Ms. Marvel gave tell of your peril. Captain Marvel and I will pursue Kang.
*Captain America: Agreed... all head back to Avengers Mansion when you're done.
*Captain Marvel: After you!
*Thor: No, after you...
*Both: After her!
*Thor: By the Gods, what is that foul stench?
*Captain Marvel: A swamp? I've got this!
*Thor: Looks like someone has beaten thee to it. Have at thee!
*Captain Marvel: Thor, noooooo!
*Thor: My apologies, I mistook thee for some hideous swamp-creature... I mean... I... er. Obviously a very attractive hideous swamp... creature... I... have you had your hair done?... It looks... em, it looks very swampy, I mean swanky... Oh, thank the Gods... a fight!
*She-Hulk: Man-Thing? You're working with Kang now?!
*Captain Marvel: Another one of Kang's goons? That guy just won't let up!
*Thor: Then nor shall we! What matter of attack is this?
*Captain Marvel: Look out... below us!
*Thor: Unhand me, creature! That tree's branches... Are they illuminating?
*She-Hulk: Yeah, I see it too! What is that...?
*Captain Marvel: Worry about it later! Right now, we've got to deal with this Man... Thing. He's below us! Man, this guy's tough!
*She-Hulk: But I think we're starting to wear him down! What, you drop your keys or something?
*Captain Marvel: What in the name of...
*Thor: By Odin's bristly chest hair! The nexus of all realities. The gateway to every era! Then this beast was...
*Kang: It's Guardian! Man-Thing; A veritable thorn in my side since I dragged his festering swamp into Chronopolis. And the final defiant standing the way of my master plan. So, bravo, you have accomplished what an army of Vibranium Soldiers could not.
*She-Hulk: Dive!!!!
*Wasp: Code Red! Code Red! Everyone back to the mansion ASAP.
*All: ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang... ...Kang, Kang, Kang...
*Kang: Silence! Now is the time for tooth and claw! Now is the time war! Let the mightiest rise up, step forth and face me! For then! I shall prove... That, I, Kang the Conqueror, am the greatest! For surely, there is no one who can stand in my way!
*Cosmo: Huh?
*Rocket Raccoon: Thanks, Wings, that guy was giving me a headache.
*Wasp: It wasn't me... Something interfering the signal. From... from beyond Chronopolis! It's too weak. I can't lock on.
*Tony Stark: If we redirect the signal through the mansion's comms matrix we can more than double the strength, Hank, hand me that spanner. No. The other one. But we'll still need a Negative Ion Emitter to clear up the distortion, and that kind of tech isn't easy to find.
*Wasp: I wonder... we sent Star-Lord and Drax to take bioreadings with a couple of scanners earlier. Could those devices not be reconfigured to locate a suitable emitter?
*Giant-Man: Yes, and with the amount of future tech in Chronopolis, I'd say our chances are good.
*Wasp: Oh, Hank, don't talk with your mouth full.
*Giant-Man: Mmmmh... sorry!
*Wasp: Gamora, think you can track down your buddies?
*Gamora: My pleasure, Rocket, Groot, let's go.
*Groot Small: I am Groot!
*Rocket Raccoon: Get movin', ya big a stroke, you need the exercise.
*Gamora: Wasp gave us "The Old West" as Quill and Drax's last known location. Let's catch up to them and start looking for that... whatever it was called...
*Rocket Raccoon: A Negative Ion Emitter. And we are just acting like strolling down from Manhattan to the Old West is just normal thing we do now?
*Groot: I am Groot!
*Wasp: Goons, bad guys, villains, crooks, enemies. Whatever you wanna call them. So take'em down!
*Gamora: Wow... Kang might be a few stars shy of a galaxy, but I have to admit... This is quite a view...
*Groot: I am Groot...
*Rocket Raccoon: No kidding... almost a shame to try and fix it, huh? This is the place, right? So where are those guys? And more importantly, where's my power source?!
*Gamora: I think I saw a salooon over there... Let's head over and ask around.
*Rocket Raccoon: This the town saloon? Then let's mosley on in, see what we can find! Maybe whet our whistles while we're at it, eh?
*Groot: I am Groot!
*J. Jonah Jameson: Nexus detroyed by Kang! Helped by the Avengers my sources tell me! Sure they didn't know they were helping Kang, but that's not the point, people! Because the heroes beat the Guardians of the Nexus, Man-Thing, Kang was able to blast it into fragments enabling him to bring him to bring Chronopolis into a single time zone. That's good news and bad news. The good news is we can now get outta Manhattan and see if the rest of Chronopolis has a decent gold course! The bad news is now every creep in Chronopolis can get into *our* city and slug it out with each other to see who's worthy of facing Kang. Okay Avengers, you broke it so what are you gonna do to fix it? Hmm. Seems they've sent a *team* to the Old West to secure a power source to help boost a strange, beyond Chronopolis signal of some kind.
*Star-Lord: Snap!!
*Cowboy: We ain't playing no... snap! You lowdowndurdycheatin' swine.
*Star-Lord: Now just hold on a minute! Gamora!
*Gamora: Give me your scanner. You two are supposed to be taking readings.
*Star-Lord: Oh yeah, I totally was but then Drax found this place and it had music and...
*Drax: And tacos!
*Gamora: (Sighs) We have to find Negative Ion Emitter. Your scanner should now pick it up. Now get out there and start searching.
*Drax: How does it work?
*Rocket Raccoon: See that blinky light? If it don't flash ya don't have it. If it does...
*Drax: Your blinky light lies, I do not have it.
*M.O.D.O.K.: Outlaws!!
*Rocket Raccoon: What is that?
*Gamora: That, my fuzzy friend, is our power source.
*M.O.D.O.K.: I am M.O.D.O.K.! The ultimate human machine interface and, mire importantly... the law!
*Wild West Captain America: Not in my town!
*Gamora: Isn't that...?
*Rocket Raccoon: Don't ask. This place gets weirder by the day. Bring it!
*M.O.D.O.K.: Well looky here! Got us some outlaws! Fifty-thousand big ones to the first cowboy to put these criminals in chains! Nyahahahaha!
*Drax: "Cowboys"? I do not see any half-human bovine creatures...
*Rocket Raccoon: Huh! Guess looking for the emitter will have to wait...
*Wild West Captain America: Excuse me, good folks but did I just hear that raccoon talk?
*Rocket Raccoon: Urgh! Why am I always singled-out? There's two aliens here as well, ya know!
*Gamora: Don't mind him. He's having a rough day.
*Wild West Captain America: Oh... my apologies.
*Rocket Raccoon: Ah-ha! That electric gizmo looks right up my street!
*M.O.D.O.K.: What the...?! Ladies, I... Argh! Stop! This is very delicate machinery!
*Gamora: Now's our chance! Let's get him!
*M.O.D.O.K.: Ow! What was that? Grr...!!! Who dares attack the Mighty M.O.D.O.K.?!
*Rocket Raccoon: Whoah! What the heck happened just now?
*M.O.D.O.K.: Argh! You'll regret it! Time for brief intermission! But don't worry, my little friends will help keep you entertained! Argh! Why must you be so annoying?! Now I'm really mad! Nnnyaaargh!! You cannot defeat M.O.D.O.K.! No-one can! Ugh! You're going to pay for that! Nothing can penetrate my psionic force field!
*Gamora: As much as I hate to admit it. M.O.D.O.K.'s force field *is* pretty strong.
*Wild West Captain America: You're right. Ah, reckon, we'll need something special to take 'm out.
*Drax: I believe we have found something!
*Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, looks that way. Think that sword of yours can help us out, Gamora?
*M.O.D.O.K.: Curse you! My doomsday chair! Do you know how hard it is to fix this? Grr...!!!
*Wild West Captain America: Whoo-ee! I think we got 'm on the ropes, partners!
*Gamora: But we can't get close to him. Unless... What's that on the balcony above him?
*M.O.D.O.K.: Arghhhh!!! Get your fifthly beaks off! Get off! Ngghhhhh... ah! Aaaaarrgggghh!... Be gone, you foul fowls... Not the face... You... ...you monsters.
*Gamora: We've lost the signal!
*Drax: What happened to fancy Captain America?
*Rocket Raccoon: Ah, who cares? Probably mopping-up the last bad guys. Let's find that emitter.
*Groot Small: I am Groot!
*Rocket Raccoon: Great! Okay, you guys keep searching, I'll go rescue the log.
*Gamora: Agreed. We'll rendezvous back at the mansion.
*Rocket Raccon: Ha ha hahahahahahah. Ha ha hahahahahahah. Ha ha hahahahahahah.
*Kid Colt: I knew I recognized that train. Come on, Arizona Anne, we got us some villains to catch.
*Arizona Anne: We sure do, Kid Colt.
*Star-Lord: (Coughs) Emmmm? Mind if I tag along? They just kidnapped my raccoon and his house plant.
*Arizona Anne: Why sure, Sugga', if y'all don't mind sharin'.
*Star-Lord: Mind? Why would it be my pleasure, Ma'am.
*Arizona Anne: Hold tight, Sugga'... Heeeeeyyyaaaaa. You okay, Sugga? Here. Let me help you.
*Kid Colt: Glad you could make it, partner!
*Star-Lord: Yeah... me too! This'll be my first train journey in a little while...
*Kit Colt: Ah, you more of a stagecoach man, huh? Aw, dang it! We'll need to find another way roudnd!
*Star-Lord: Looks that way... Uh, sorry, I didn't catch your name before.
*Kid Colt: It's Colt. Kid Colt, folks know me as something of an outlaw!
*Star-Lord: What? The Kid Colt?! Wow! I've read so many stories about you man! You know I'm something of a "Legendary outlaw" myself, they call me Star-Lord.
*Kid Colt: Uh, sorry... who?
*Star-Lord: Well... that figures.
*Kid Colt: Whoo! That's some toy you got there, Mister Star-Lord!
*Star-Lord: It definitely has its uses. Let's get across. Uh-oh... This doesn't exactly look safe!
*Kid Colt: Careful you don't fall into those burning rings of fire, Star-Lord!
*Star-Lord: Aw, c'mon, man! Seriously? Man, who even designed this train? It's crazy!
*Kid Colt: What are you talkin' about? Now stand back while I lasso the doohickey!
*Captain Corbett: Hahaha! This is the end of the line for you, Kid Colt!
*Kid Colt: S'funny, Corbett... 'Cos I reckon I'm about to stop you in your tracks!
*Star-Lord: Ooh! Train puns! Can I...?
*Kid Colt: No. Where are you runnn' to now, Corbett? You can't hide from us!
*M.O.D.O.K.: Ah, how nice of you folks to round up my bounty for me! Why, it's practically gift-wrapped! Now I just need to complete the collection... Nyahaha!
*Star-Lord: Hey! Whoah! What was that? Aw, man! A bear in a cage?! Who even does that? Aw, look! The bear helped us!
*Kid Colt: Ha! Thank you kindly, President Bear!
*Star-Lord: President Bear?
*Kid Colt: Never mind him for now. Get in that cannon. I gots me an idea!
*Star-Lord: Aw, man. This is gonna hurt isn't it...? I don't like how this is going.
*Kid Colt: Quit your yankin' and hold still, Partner!
*M.O.D.O.K.: You cannot defeat me. I am M.O.D.O.K., there is nothing...
*Rocket Raccoon: Eheeemmm.
*M.O.D.O.K.: Chickens. Arrrrggghhh! Curse you Guardians!
*Groot Small: I am Groot?
*Kid Colt: Nice folk, funny lookin'.
*Arizona Zone: They sure were... ...but real sweet. Heeeyaaah.
*Groot Small: I am Groot.
*Star-Lord: Glad to have you back. I just wish we'd managed to get that device before we sent it south covered in chickens.
*Rocket Raccoon: You mean this?
*Star-Lord: Rocket, my man, if you didn't smell like that I would so kiss you right now. Okay, so how are we getting back? Oh, no nonono...
*Tony Stark: How are we holding up out there?
*Captain America: We don't have the strength to take the flight to Kang yet.
*Thor: Aye, and Kang's citadel be protected by a mighty barrier.
*Star-Lord: Woaahhhh, heads up. We got it!
*Rocket Raccoon: That end is radioactive, yah genius!
*Giant-Man: Hey! Careful, you can't just...
*Rocket Raccoon: Look, big guy, if you couple your dynamic resonators with a sub neutron accelerator...
*Giant-Man: ...but tat could lead to lethal magnetic containment failure, which then...
*Rocket Raccoon: Awwwboo-hoo, you worry too much. Voila, one boosted receiver...
*Cosmo: Hallo...
*Star-Lord: Cosmo! Good boy! Are you calling from knowwhere?
*Cosmo: Cosmo pickzed up chronical distress kall... ...prittelady needed help.
*Captain America: 'Pretty lady'?
*Tony Stark: Doesn't that dog love on that giant head of dead celestial? (Sighs) Something with that much energy could help take out Kang's defenses.
*Giant-Man: We're outside space and time. And I don't see a door into Chronopolis.
*Doctor Strange: No Hank, but could make one, using the Nexus of all realities. I may have an ancient spell that could unify this energy and tear a hole into Chronopolis. Though I'd need to consult the tomes in my library.
*Captain Marvel: Neat idea, Doc, but that Nexus explosion was huge. Any remaining shards would have been shattered all across Chronopolis, it would take months to find them.
*Thor: Aye, or mere moments, if we had the infinite sight of Mighty Heimdall!
*Wasp: Asgard is out there, but it's not of our Thor's time. It looks practically apocalyptic.
*Thor: Then, let us hope Heimdall still holds guard over the Bifrost Bridge.
*Captain America: Okay, let's form up two teams and start to turn tide on Kang.
*(Team Thor; Travel to Asgard and request Heimdall's ad.)
*Thor: I pray that Heimdall and my father safe. I've heard tell of much destruction my homeland.
*Captain Marvel: Is it technically still your homeland? I thought *this* Asgard was from a different of time and space?
*Captain America: Wherever it's from, let's hope we find at least one version of Heimdall who can help us. This place has definitely better days.
*Captain Marvel: Looks like the palace entrance has caved in. Any thoughts how are we gonna get in there? We're gonna need to find a way to break through... Looks like the remains of some kinda heavy-duty weapon. Shame it's not in one piece...
*Thor: We should hurry inside! If this is the situation out here, I dare not think what dangers may lurk inside the palace!
*J. Jonah Jameson: As you can hear, Kang's Chronopolis has descended into a mad melee. It looks like it's curtains for us, for sure! Our one silver of hope is a plan to get into Kang's Central Citadel and take him down. Sources tell me Wasp has secured contact with an ally on the distinct of nowhere! That's a giant head of celestial for those of you not paying attention. Don't get too excited though as the offer of help has come from a dog! That's how desperate the Avengers are, folks! Cosmic Canines aside, this space head could contain enough energy, or tech, or magic beams to put a dent in the differences of that citadel. What our *so called* heroes need are a pair of sharp eyes to find the fragments of the Nexus they had a hand in shattering.
*Heimdall: Odin, my King. The kingdom is lost, our forces scattered...
*Odin: Enough! This distraction was brought about by those fools the warriors three defying Kang. We had a deal...
*Jane Foster/Thor: Odin, I still know not why thou made such a pact?
*Odin: Broth... I mean, son! you're alive?!
*Thor: Father, what is this madness?
*Jane Foster/Thor: Thor?! Is it really you?
*Heimdall: All-Father!
*Jane Foster/Thor: Heimdall!
*Thor: Heimdall! Loki! How? We banished you into the Abyss!
*Odin: (Laughs) Kang plucked me from that demise. With his help, I sent father on a fool's errand to find you after Manhattan was lost an age ago. Leaving me to finally take my rightful place on the throne.
*Captain America: Thor! It's coming down!
*Surtur: (Roars) Asgardians! Finally I will exact my vengeance.
*Thor: Surtur! Foul Beast!
*Surtur: I'm going to take to your realm, Thor!
*Jane Foster/Thor: We shall see about that, Surtur!
*Thor: I, uh, believe me was talking to me.
*Loki: Actually, it's my realm at the moment.
*Thor: Not now, Loki...
*Surtur: Sons of Muspell, Daughters of Fury, Monsters of the Flame, our time has come! Sound the battle cry that all who live may heart it and despair! March to the destruction! March to the fall of Asgard!
*Captain Marvel: What the heck are those things?!
*Jane Foster/Thor: Surtur's minions! Pesky Beasts but they are no match for us!
*Surtur: Nothing can dim the Flames of Muspell! You will fall!
*Loki: What did I do to deserve that?
*Thor: Broth! The best Asgard has to offer! It would be a shame to waste them.
*Loki: We'd be poor hosts if we didn't offer Surtur a drink now wouldn't we, brother?
*Surtur: Feel the might of Surtur in his glory!
*Thor: Such a clumsy attack! This is why I don't normally use swords. You can't use swords. You can't miss with a hammer!
*Loki: There! That should hold him for a moment.
*Jane Foster/Thor: A moment may be all we need!
*Loki: This is obviously designed for lesser beings...
*Gwenpool: Alright! Boss Battle Time! Let's do this! Ha! Nailed it! In your face, everybody!
*Captain Marvel: Wow, that's a speedy fire department!
*Jane Foster/Thor: Fastest in all the realms!
*Gwenpool: Yes! I completed the mission! My reputation as a totally legit super hero continues!
*Captain Marvel: Nice teamwork!
*Thor: Aye, see, brother, when we unite forces? ... Brother?!
*Captain America: He's snuck out on us!
*Thor: Urgh, families.
*Heimdall: Thor!
*Thor: Heimdall, thank the world tree you survived.
*Heimdall: (Coughs) Mere rocks won't break me.
*Thor: We have much to discuss. And we require your aid locating Shards of the Nexus.
*Heimdall: Curious, Odin - I mean Loki - was asking of the same.
*Jane Foster/Thor: Then go with them! I will keep vigil here, should Surtur return.
*Thor: You make a most worthy Thor.
*Captain Marvel: Let's regroup back into Manhattan.
*Heimdall: Finally, I've always wanted to visit broadway.
*Kang: It's looking wonderful out there, Ravonna... Chaos... Carnage... and all at my hand. Ravonna, my little siege tower? I thought we'd arranged the window cleaners to come on a Thursday! What have I told you? Get out of the... ...otherwise you'll find yourselves looking for a new round!
*Ravonna: Yes, it's looking quite devastated already. Thought the Avengers have yet to yield...
*Kang: It's almost as though they've been given a new hope...
*Ravonna: That can't be, your Kangship. Who in this Chronopolis would be so foolishs to dare plot against you?
*Kang: Who indeed? No one, of course.
*Doctor Strange: You know, you two really don't need to come with me. The Sanctum is only down the street and the Book of Vishantis is probably...
*She-Hulk: Probably the kind of super-important magic book bad guys just can get enough stealing. It's been stolen before, right? I bet it's been stolen before.
*Doctor Strange: Well... Maybe once...
*Spider-Man: Then it's too important to send a one person after. Let's quit yakking and go grab the thing! This is the Sanctum, right? Remember the secret knock, Doc?
*Doctor Strange: Yes, I think I can just about recall... There we are. Now, let's head inside and get that book, shall we?
*J. Jonah Jameson: Just when you thought things couldn't get any *stranger* around here... Our city's *heroes* have come up with the most hare-brained idea to defeat Kang this reporter has ever heard! It involves the help Cosmo the Spacedog and the planet knowhere: An ancient head of giant space being on the other side of the galaxy. Tony Stark is convinced that there must be *something* on knowhere able to bring down Kang's defenses. But to get it into Chronopolis our heroes will need to find the shattered fragments of the Nexus. The have Doctor Strange stitch them back together. So he needs some book full of magic mumbo jumbo to help him. Why isn't he conjuring up a decent cup of Joe huh? New York is running out of coffee, people!
*Spider-Man: Nice place, Doc.
*Doctor Strange: Thank you. But it's Wong who has the eye for design.
*Wong: You are too king, sir. It's mostly swedish flat pack.
*Doctor Strange: Wong, we need the Book of Vishanti. It maybe our only hope against Kang.
*Wong: Very good, sir.
*Doctor Strange: Emmmm could... you please fetch it for me?
*Wong: There is nothing I would enjoy more, sir. But... I have no idea where it is. You really should look after things.
*Doctor Strange: I do look after... Can you just help me find it?
*Wong: Try in the Mystical Cabinet of Nisanti, behind the vacuum. If it's not in there, then... ...try and think back to when you hid it.
*Doctor Strange: By the all seeing... oh wait! I do remember something! I set five runic locks to conceal it! Let's go, my friends. We've no time to be lose if we wish find the Book of Vishanti... So feel free to destroy any furniture that might get in your way.
*She-Hulk: Heh... It's cute that he actually give us permission.
*Doctor Strange: The runes will tell us where the book is located. We must find them first. That did it. Now, let's find the rest.
*She-Hulk: These bad guys just won't learn! Maybe I should threaten to rip up their comics...
*Spider-Man: Whoah! What are these crazy red creature things?
*Doctor Strange: Oh, no... Those are "Mind Maggots" from the dark dimension! I fear something is not right there...
*Wong: Ah! That's right, I forgot to mention those. Don't know how they got here.
*Doctor Strange: My magic appears to be well suited to deal with this. Another rune. This shouldn't pose too much of a problem. Ah, yes... that'll do. We're making progress now. I can't use this? Well... nobody's perfect. The door to the attic is locked and we don't have time to look for the key. Let's improvise, shall we?
*Wong: Oh, Doctor. I have the key to the attic right here.
*Doctor Strange: What? Why didn't you mention that before?
*She-Hulk: It's fine. The portal's actually pretty cool.
*Doctor Strange: We seem to have uncovered another rune.
*She-Hulk: Sure beats pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
*Doctor Strange: There. Only a few more to go. Urgh! The Mind Maggots have been busy. Perhaps a little time manipulation could help us tidy things up.
*Spider-Man: Messing around was time just so you can clean up your library? Isn't that a little on the frivolous, Doc?
*Doctor Strange: It's... an emergency, Spider-Man. I can justify it.
*She-Hulk: Not like Kang hasn't messed with time and space already, I guess.
*Doctor Strange: There's our next rune. Our task is almost complete.
*Spider-Man: Hey! Nice light show, Doc!
*Doctor Strange: Just one more. Some minor re-arranging is all that's needed here.
*She-Hulk: Yeah, except your floor's missing some tiles. We'll need to fix them up first.
*Spider-Man: Uh, you actually have the book we're looking for... Right, Doc? This almost feels like you tricked us into remodeling your place!
*Doctor Strange: Nonsense! This is vital work! Although, it does look a little nicer I can't deny it! The final rune is here. Well done, my friends.
*Spider-Man: Man, all this magic stuff is crazy!
*Doctor Strange: That's it! Quickly, everyone. Ha, I told you I put the book somewhere safe.
*Wong: Well done, sir.
*Doctor Strange: Gone! Mordo?
*Mordo: You are too late, Strange. Kang shall soon bend the knee to the Great Dormammu, and Chronopolis will be absorbed by the dark dimension.
*Doctor Strange: But how did you solve my magic locks to reach the book?
*Mordo: Locks? It was in the cabinet of nisanti behind the vaccum.
*Doctor Strange: Don't!
*Mordo: You really should take better care of your magical items.
*Doctor Strange: Not so fast, Mordo. Let's take this fight to the mirror realm.
*Mordo: Pathetic, Strange, your mirror defense will not hold me for long. Ha! To think that anyone but Dormammu could rule this new world! Ridiculous!
*Doctor Strange: Mordo, you're the one being ridiculous! We should fight against Kang together!
*Mordo: You won't be able to deal with this!
*Spider-Man: Yikes! Look out, everybody!
*Mordo: Got you! Hahaha! Come and get me! Hahahaha!
*Dormammu: Strange?! Are you in there, Strange? Hahahaha!
*Mordo: Get them, Mindless Ones! Serve your master, Dormammu!
*She-Hulk: Uh-oh! We got big... Uh... Rock things incoming!
*Dormammu: Give up! There's no way you can possibly win!
*Mordo: My magic is now superior to all!
*Doctor Strange: We shall see about that, Mordo!
*Dormammu: Nothing can stop the dread Dormammu... nothing!
*Mordo: You're beginning to get on my nerves! Take this!
*She-Hulk: We're beginning to get *your* nerves? Seriously?
*Dormammu: All of existence! Shall succumb to the dark dimension!
*Mordo: Perhaps you'd like some more friends to play with...?
*Spider-Man: Not unless there's party games... And we all know there isn't gonna be any party games... So no!
*Doctor Strange: By the power of Eye of Agamotto, I command you to cease the madness! It's over, Mordo! Give me the book.
*Mordo: Never!
*She-Hulk: Wow, that got a bit... Strange.
*Spider-Man: Funnily enough not the weirdest thing I've seen the side of Manhhattan. But that's another story.
*Doctor Strange: Thank you again, my friend... What would I do without you?
*Wong: It is my honor to serve. Now go out there and kick some Kang backside. I will guard the Sanctum from any further attacks.
*Giant-Man: Wrong fitting...
*Heimdall: What do you need from me?
*Wasp: We are looking for shards of the Nexus of all realities, so that we might use its power to create a gateway into Chronopolis.
*Thor: The shards lie scattered across these lands.
*Heimdall: Yes, I can see that. My journey to Midgard is of great importance. Doubly so, if we're able to acquire the tickets you mentioned eariler.
*Thor: Heimdall, you must begin your task in assisting the fair Wasp. She can locate the shards upon her mapping device.
*Tony Stark: What's all this about tickets?
*Thor: Heimdall, added a small condition to his supporting us... The acquisition of tickets to a Broadway show.
*Tony Stark: Seriously?
*Wasp: So their are five Nexus Shards?
*Heimdall: That is so.
*Wasp: I'll set up teams to cover this.
*(Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel and She-Hulk]; Search for the Nexus fragment in Kun-Lun.)
*Spider-Man: Alright, gang, onwards to Kun-Lun! Wait, am I saying right?
*She-Hulk: Up to the snow mountains, huh? And I left my big coat at home...
*Spider-Man: Don't worry. I'm sure Ms. Marvel here can stretch a nice big scarf if you get too cold!
*Ms. Marvel: Uh, don't *I* say in this?
*Mysterious Voice: Who dares approach the cave of the dragon?
*Spider-Man: Just a group of friendly neighborhood heroes out collecting dangerous glowing artifacts. Is your Mom home?
*Mysterious Voice: Only those versed in the way of the Iron Fist can enter this cave. I sense that none among you possess this power but there is one in the Monochrome City who may.
*Spider-Man: "The Monochrome City" ...? Sorry, I don't think that's quite vague enough for me. Guess that's all the information we're getting. Think I know where he's taking about though. Let's go check it out. This seems to be the place! Eyes peeled for anyone who knows Iron Fist!
*Iron Fist: Huh? Who've we got here?
*Spider-Man: Well, if isn't the Iron Fist himself! That makes sense. Hey, can we borrow you for some real quick?
*Iron Fist: Sorry, but I've got something I need to take care of here first. Kingpin's gained control of this area and we need to sneak into Fisk Tower and take him down. Daredevil and Luke Cage have nearly finished their preparations. If you can give them a hand, maybe we can take care of this business tonight. After that, the Iron Fist is all yours.
*Spider-Man: Sure, that could work. You scratch my back, I help you take down criminal mastermind, right?
*Iron Fist: Thanks. I'm sure my other two friends will be glad for the help.Just let them know when you're ready.
*Daredevil: So, the plan is for a group of us to sneak our way into the building inside a big shipping crate figuring out how the crate actually gets inside is Luke's job... What we need to figure out is what our fake delivery is pretending to be. The last thing we want is some nosy security guard peeking into our crate so we need a convincing cover story. I've heard that Kingpin is expecting a delivery of something but that's all I got. I need you to gather some more information from his associates on exactly what's in that delivery. Think you can do that for me? Great. A bunch of Kingpin's loose-lipped employees hang around this area. See what you can find out from them. Did you find any information about the delivery? So, what did you find out? Okay, that could be relevant... Yeah, this is good... So a bunch of diamond canes never made it to Fisk Tower... That means he should still expecting it, which gives us for the perfect story for our delivery! Nice work! Now we just need to hope everyone can fit inside that crate... There's a few more of us than in the original plan. Think you can help Luke out with this thing? I;m sure he'd appreciate it.
*Luke Cage: You're gonna help us out, huh? I just got the job for you... Appreciate the help. Security in this place is tight so our only option is to head in through the front door. With the right disguise, one of us should be able to just stroll right in past the front desk while the others... Well... that's Daredevil's part of the plan. What I need you to do is bring me that disguise. You've got facilities in the Avengers Mansion for just that sorta thing, right? I'll show you what you need. If you can bring it to me, we should be cooking with gas. What d'you think? Awesome. Here's what we need. I don't mind if you're wearing it. Probably easiest that way.
*Wasp: Didn't expect to see you back so soon. Huh? You need a costume? Okay... I'm not even gonna ask. You know where to go for that stuff, right? Other end of the room, door on the left, just below where you came in.
*Luke Cage: Perfect. This should allow us to sneak in without anyone battling an eye! Yeah, no one ever suspects the delivery boy... or girl. We don't know who's wearin' it yet... Guess we'll flip a coin later. Anyway, thanks for the help!
*Iron Fist: Thanks, guys. Now everything's set, we can spring our plan whenever you're ready. Let me know when you're good to go.
*J. Jonah Jameson: So with the little help of the *superior* eyes of Heimdall. The Heroes now know where all the pieces of the Nexus are. They just need to get them to Doctor Strange so he can work his magic and knowhere can be brought to Chornopolis. One of the fragments is *somewhere* in K'un-Lun. The Mystic and Strange land where its all meditation and Yaks Milk and Iron Fist... Iron Fist? I remember that guy! He'll help the heroes get into K'un-Lun and get their fragment. *If* they can help him take out Kingpin who has set himself up in the New York of the roaring twenties. Okay, so who's helping Fisty? Spider-Man?! You gotta be kidding me!
*Spider-Man: ...We had to take down Kingpin, and one man stood in the way...
*Daredevil: Uh... Delivery for a Mr uh... Kingpin?
*Police Chief: What is you got there?
*Daredevil: Walking caines. Crystal tipped.
*Police Chief: Take the elevator. 5th floor. Through the office. What... kind of... doll... are you?
*She-Hulk: The kinda 'doll' that don't appreciate guys calling her 'doll'.
*Luke Cage: You'd better not be calling me 'doll' either...
*Spider-Man: I'd arranged a rendezvous with a guy who could help on the inside.
*Ms. Marvel: So you're Spider-Man's contact... Are you guys related?
*Spider-Man Noir: Let's just say we have a few things in common. Taking down the notorious Kingpin, Huh? Sounds Sounds like quite a caper. Count me in.
*Spider-Man: Thanks, Turtleneck. I'm glad I looked you up!
*Daredevil: Careful, team. Fisk and his Goon Squad will be looking for us.
*Iron Fist: Huh? What was that?
*Spider-Man Noir: That door... Did it just slam on its own? Are those electric locks?
*Ms. Marvel: Seems just a little hi-tech for an office block in this era, don'tcha think?
*Daredevil: With Kang in charge, anything's possible. Let's find a way to open it.
*Ms. Marvel: Hmm... Maybe a little "Unembiggening" will help deal with this! Okay, bad guys! I'm updating your status to "Just made a big mistake"!
*Hammerhead: You're after the Kingpin, huh? Well too bad! Nobody takes him down but me!
*Spider-Man: Uhh... Was that you, Ms. Marvel?
*Ms. Marvel: Oh, yeah... 'Cos that totally sounded like me!
*Daredevil: Hmm... It didn't sound like Kang or the Kingpin either.
*Iron Fist: That's a good question. Stay alert.
*Ms. Marvel: She shrinks, she scores!
*Iron Fist: That did it. We can get past.
*Ms. Marvel: Yay! Problem... solved! Haha!
*Daredevil: Good work. Let's keep moving.
*Hammerhead: Listen up, ya no-good punks! I told ya leave this to the professionals. This is your last warning!
*Spider-Man Noir: I dunno who it is but the cheaper the crook, the gaudier the pattier, huh?
*Spider-Man: Well said, "Spider-Boogie".
*Spider-Man Noir: Huh?
*Ms. Marvel: Who's ready to face some sweet, sweet justice?
*Hammerheard: I told you losers to stay outta my business! Now you're gonna pay!
*Spider-Man: Hammerhead?! Shoulda known he'd feel right at home here!
*Hammerhead: This place, the Kingpin's territory; it's all gonna belong to me! I won't let you get in my way!
*Spider-Man Noir: Hmph! Another power-hungry villain that wants to be top of the world?
*Hammerhead: You shouldn'ta come here! This is personnel between me and Fisk!
*Iron Fist: You seem quite angry, Mister Hammerhead. Have you ever tried yoga? Meditation? Perhaps some herbal tea will calm your burdened soul?
*Daredevil: I can't afford to make any more mistakes...
*Hammerhead: I'm gonna run right through you, losers! Then I'm gonna be in charge!
*Daredevil: When are you going to get it into that unbreakable head of yours? We should all be fighting against Kang! Not fighting each other!
*Hammerhead: Hey, you wise guys shouldn't be tryin' to stop me! I'm doin' you a favour!
*Ms. Marvel: No thanks! We'll handle the "Villainous Gangster Dethoring" around here!
*Spider-Man: And Hammerhead is hammered!
*Daredevil: This should be Kingpin's office!
*Ms. Marvel: This is one awesome office party!
*Iron Fist: Where's Kingpin?
*Kingpin: Welcome to the party, friends! Kang suggested I might want to enter the race for mayor of this town - I won of course!
*Elektra Noir: Nice suit, Matt!
*Spider-Man Noir: You know this dame?
*Daredevil: I don't recognize her voice.
*Spider-Man: Another timeline twist, guys...
*Kingpin: I'm so glad you could make it to my little victory celebration! As you can tell, my future is very bright!
*Ms. Marvel: Man, those are some strong headlights!
*Iron Fist: There's gotta be a way to get past!
*Daredevil: Time to get to work!
*Kingpin: Do you like my new car? It's a little present from our glorious new leader!
*Daredevil: Glorious? What happened to you, Fisk? The Kingpin I know doesn't share power!
*Kingpin: Ha! In good time, Daredevil, after all, you must first get behind someone before you can stab them in the back. I'll deal wit Kang eventually... but you first! Fools! You dare defy the Kingpin?!
*Daredevil: Sure, I "dare"! The clue's in the name, Fisk!
*Kingpin: Ha! Take your shot! Now that I'm the mayor, you "heroes" will soon be no more!
*Spider-Man: But you only won because Kang programmed his robots to vote for you, huh?
*Kingpin: Well, I... Grr...! I'll get you, Spider-Man! You civic menace! You perpetual pest!
*Spider-Man: Seriously, what team-up name are you and Kang using? "Kangpin"? "King-Kang"?
*Kingpin: Gah! Attack them! Attack! No! Nooo...!!!
*Spider-Man Noir: So much for the stuff dreams are made of.
*Kingpin: I'll get you for that! Bad things happen to people that try to embarass me! Wait! That music?! How did you know it's my favorite song?! Just wait until this song is finished! I'll show you some manners! (Tired Panting) Hang on... Just wait here... I'm warning you... nobody messes with the Kingpin... (Tired Panting)
*Spider-Man Noir: Think I might know what to do here.
*Iron Fist: Your reign as mayor is over, Kingpin!
*Kingpin: Get Kang on the phone! He promised me protection!
*Daredevil: I think we've all spent too long here...
*Spider-Man Noir: How do you think I feel?
*Spider-Man: Come on, guys! Live a little!
*Daredevil: Now's time to upload your end of the bargain, Fist.
*Iron Fist: Agreed.
*Spider-Man: Great! Back to the mythical land of K'un-Lun!
*Spider-Man Noir: I'll head back upstairs... You know... Check they're tidying up properly...
*Spider-Man: So long! Glad he's brightened up a bit.
*Ms. Marvel: Looks like She-Hulk been busy...
*She-Hulk: Come on! It must be my turn by now!
*Iron Fist: You sure you don't want to join us in K'un-Lun, Daredevil?
*Daredevil: Fisk Tower is just the start. The rest of the Defenders need to clear this time-state of Manhattan.
*Luke Cage: We could use a hand though.
*She-Hulk: If there's any more clearing to be done, count me in.
*(Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man, Ms. Marvel and Iron Fist]; Use Iron Fist's power to enter the cave of the dragon in K'un-Lun.)
*Spider-Man: Good to have you on board, Danny. Now we can finally get our hands on thet Nexus fragment!
*Ms. Marvel: Hope you've still got some of that "Chi" left 'cos we're gonna need it to open that cave!
*Iron Fist: It's cool. I've got my portable chrger with me if I need to top up.
*Ms. Marvel: Wow! Is that really how it works?!
*Iron Fist: Uhhh... No.
*Ms. Marvel: Heads up! More bad guys with nothing better to do!
*Iron Fist: Oh, you meant this cave? You're certain one of these "Nexus Fragments" is in there?
*Spider-Man: Well, I sure hope so! Wouldn't wanna drag you all the way up here for nothin', huh? Think you can get it open?
*Iron Fist: Well... perhaps but...
*Ms. Marvel: Yeah! C'mon! Let's see some classic Iron Fist action in... Err... Action!
*Iron Fist: I may need to summon all of my Chi to deal with this.
*Ms. Marvel: Awesome! Let's go grab that fragment!
*Spider-Man: Nice trick... Do you do parties?
*Iron Fist: Sure... I'll give you my card when we're finished here.
*J. Jonah Jameson: Iron Fist, a man of his word, now joins the practically useless Spider-Man to show him how a real hero does things. That webhead couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag! Hah! Nhhhhheh! I wish I had an Iron Fist. Anyway, he'd better have all his chi and both fists ready to retrieve the Nexus Fragment from the cave of the dragon. Unless that's an ironic name, I don't think it's gonna have kittens in it. I think I might ave broken this.
*Ms Marvel: Waaaagh! Guys - looks like we're stuck in here!
*Iron Fist: I travelled this way before.... There's a darkness here that I never felt.
*Spider-Man: You're right, it is awful dark in here - is there a light switch around here! Woooah!
*Iron Fist: Steady... There are traps in here that even you will struggle to avoid.
*Mysterious Voice: Welcome to the Caves of K'un-Lun.
*Ms. Marvel: That's the voice we heard from the outside earlier, right?
*Mysterious Voice: There is something here you seek... You may find it, although there are challenges ahead! Ha ha hahaha!
*Ms. Marvel: Is he talking about the Nexus Shard?
*Iron Fist: Let's begin our search.
*Spider-Man: So... This place is cozy.
*Iron Fist: This is sacred cave. Very old.
*Ms. Marvel: And more than a little dangerous, I'm guessing. Uh-oh! What's going on?!
*Spider-Man: Phew! That was a little too close!
*Iron Fist: Did I not say this place was too old?
*Spider-Man: Hey! Always nice to see a familiar face!
*Ms. Marvel: Hmm... Maybe those spiders have the Nexus Shard we're looking for hidden in one of their tunnels.
*Iron Fist: It's possible. You could fit inside and take a look, right, Ms. Marvel?
*Ms. Marvel: Uh... Sure! Why do I feel I'm gonna regret suggesting that? Eww...! That was a terrible idea, you guys! Aww... I was so sure the Nexus Shard would be tucked away in there. Nevermind. Okay, I've officially needs to watch where I step!
*Spider-Man: So apparently "doing whatever a spider can" doesn't cover this.
*Iron Fist: It's a Chi Altar. If I can power it up, it just might show us where we need to go.
*Spider-Man: Whoah... What's happening?
*Ms. Marvel: Whoah! That was a little risky, don't you think?
*Spider-Man: What were fireworks doing down here, anyway?
*Iron Fist: Hmm... Perhaps we need to follow that light?
*Spider-Man: Hey, you're the expert here, not me.
*Iron Fist: I believe if we can re-direct the light towards the door, it should happen.
*Ms. Marvel: Hmm... Makes sense.
*Spider-Man: Yeah! We did it!
*Ms. Marvel: Whoo...! Go team!
*Iron Fist: Yeah but what's waiting for us? Inside? Watch your step here- It's about to warm up a bit.
*Ms. Marvel: Why am I getting nervous?
*Spider-Man: I can't imagine.
*Ms. Marvel: You weren't joking about the heat.
*Spider-Man: I guess the ac's busted.
*Ms. Marvel: Is that a dragon!?!?
*Spider-Man: ...That's an affirmative on the dragon query...
*Iron Fist: I am the Immortal Iron Fist. None can stand in my way. Davos! It's been a while!
*Steel Serpent: Steel Serpent to you, Rand! You may have the power of the Iron Fist now, but it will soon be mine!
*Iron Fist: Release Shou-Lao!
*Steel Serpent: Ease yourself, Shou-Lao. The shard of the Nexus is embedded within the heart of the dragon. Only when gifted enough power to defeat you, shall I remove it!
*Spider-Man: Um... What's his game?
*Iron Fist: Revenge.
*Steel Serpent: There's no power in all of Kun-Lun that can stop me now!
*Iron Fist: Davos! You can't do this! Stop!
*Steel Serpent: Never! I have wanted my entire life for this moment! The power of the Iron Fist is finally mine!
*Spider-Man: Don't you just hate it when people won't listen?
*Steel Serpent: You should never have become the Iron Fist! Kang is simply allowing me to correct a mistake!
*Iron Fist: Oh, there's been a mistake alright and I'm looking right at it!
*Steel Serpent: Now for a taste of my true power! I'm tired of hearing about your victory over the dragon! Now it is my turn to reap the rewards of my glorious lineage!
*Spider-Man: Yeesh, dude! Entitled too much?
*Steel Serpent: You bring your worthless friends into this sacred cave? They do not belong here!
*Iron Fist: This from a man who was exiled from K'un-Lun in disgrace?
*Ms. Marvel: Ha! He's got you there, buddy!
*Steel Serpent: This... This cannot be happening...
*Iron Fist: Got him! Now's our chance!
*Ms. Marvel: Yow-za! So, uh... is that spidey suit flame proof?
*Spider-Man: Well... I... Uhh...
*Iron Fist: When it comes to dragon fire, nothing is... that-proof! Although, crazy idea. Bear with me. The dragon's heart belongs only to those worthy of its power. And you, Davos, are not! You are released, Shou-Lao!
*Ms. Marvel: Exactly how awesome was that? I mean, the heart of the dragon? Where'd you learn all that stuff?!
*Iron Fist: Right here - a long time ago.
*Spider-Man: Got the Nexus Shard? Then we're all set to go! This guy won't be suthering for a while.
*Ms. Marvel: So this is the Nexus Shard! Pretty cool! Whooooops!
*Spider-Man: Yea, it's kinda cute given the unspeakable power it's imbued with.
*Ms. Marvel: Guess I should keep it hidden... You never knew who's watching.
*Spider-Man: Yeah, you never know... Maybe, Kang, or, even... Kang!
*Iron Fist: I should be heading back. I need to ensure that the Defenders have kept Kingpin in check.
*Spider-Man: Can you tell She-Hulk to head our way if you bump into her?
*Iron Fist: Heading for Nueva York, right?
*Ms. Marvel: Yeah, going to the future! How much better can today get?
*Iron Fist: See you in the another time, guys.
*(Team Spider-Man [Spider-Man and Ms. Marvel]; Search for the Nexus Fragment in Neuva York.)
*Ms. Marvel: Alright! That's one Nexus Fragment in the bag! Let's go get the next one!
*Spider-Man: Hmm... "Neuva York", huh? Also known as the "other" other New York in Kang's crazy kingdom. Wasp, are you listening in?
*Wasp: I read you, Spidey. According to Heimdall, the fragment appears to be located inside the Alchemax building. You know, the place that looks like it was put there by a soft serve machine?
*Spider-Man: Thanks, Wings.... We're on our way now! Nice of them to leave the door open for us...
*Electro 2099: Sorry, "Heroes"! I'm afraid we're not open to the public today!
*Spider-Man: Yup! Figured as much! Found me, huh? I knew I should've hidden those cables underground... Not that it'll matter much once I've fried you to crisp!
*Spider-Man: So... Uh, "Sparky", who are you again?
*Electro 2099: You don't remember me, Web-Slinger? That hurts! I recognized you even in that retro getup you're wearing!
*Ms. Marvel: What? How many "Electros" are we gonna have to deal with this week?
*Electro 2099: Ngh...! Not bad. But how'd you like this?! You're no match for me!
*Ms. Marvel: Hey, I think his attack just shorted-out the power supply...
*Spider-Man: Yeah, maybe we can get into the Alchemax building now. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
*Ms, Marvel: Ugh! "Future Electro" must have a backup generator somewhere!
*Electro 2099: You again?! You must really want to get into Alchemax... Well, I'm afraid I can't allow that!
*Ms. Marvel: Couldn't Kang have used a reality with a nicer Electro, instead of this guy?
*Electro 2099: Aww... That would have hurt my feelings if I had any! Perks of being an android!
*Spider-Man: So how does it feel to have a job that could've been done by a few AA batteries?
*Electro 2099: Okay, that one actually did hurt... You'll pay for those insults! This isn't looking good...!
*Spider-Man: Any chance that was the last generator?
*Ms. Marvel: C'mon, let's head back to the entrance. Maybe it'll actually stay open this time...
*Electro 2099: I told you! There's no way I'm letting you pass!
*Spider-Man: If I said you were my favorite Electro, then you would let us in!
*Electro 2099: Hmph! You're quickly becoming my least favorite Spider-Man!
*Spider-Man: Yeah, I get that a lot.
*Ms. Marvel: C'mon, Electro! Just hurry up and run out of juice already, will ya?!
*Electro 2099: Arghh! Ugh... Shutting... down...
*Spider-Man: Phew. He sure make us work for it.
*J. Jonah Jameson: New York maybe the greatest city on Earth, but here in Chronopolis it's got competition... With yet another New York!!! This other Big Apple is rotten to the core! Some future, neon, nightmare where the city is run by a mega-corporation Alchemax. As if it wasn't bad enough having them as neighbours, turns out their own Spider-Man too. And you can bet your bottom dollar they'll be alternate versions of all those costumed criminals that follow in Spider-Man's wake. The sooner the team get that fragment of the Nexus back to Doctor Strange, the safer I'll feel. Not that I'm scared of course... Ha ha!
*Spider-Man: No one saw us, right?
*Ms. Marvel: I don't think so...
*Spider-Man: Okay, we need to keep quiet... Not alert anyone to our presence...
*Ms. Marvel: Got it... Gaaah!
*Spider-Gwen: Waaaagh! Oh it's you...
*Spider-Man: Caught up with you at last... Waaah!
*She-Hulk: Iron Fist tells me you got yourselves a Nexus Shard!
*Ms. Marvel: Safely stowed!
*Spider-Gwen: Being chasing Goblin since Brooklyn Bridge - Trail led me here.
*Spider-Man: What's this building for?
*Spider-Man 2099: Genetics, cybernetics, hazardous materials. Usual stuff. I should know... I'm Spider-Man.
*Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man!
*Ms. Marvel: I'm Spider-Man! Just kidding... Ms. Marvel. Hi!
*Green Goblin 2099: Three little spiders, sitting in a row! I suppose you want a prize? Ah, it's always nice to have visitors. Did I mention I've got a little party waiting for you? Until then, feel free to open a few of your "presents" early. I do hope you enjoy surpries!
*Spider-Man: More threats and theatrics? Whoever this "new" goblin is, they're living up to the legacy!
*Spider-Man 2099: Welcome to my world!
*Spider-Man: Fellahs... Can't we just talk this out?
*Ms. Marvel: Uh-oh. Those scientists! It's like something taking over them!
*Spider-Man 2099: It's the pieces of the symbiote! Whatever you do, do not let them touch you.
*She-Hulk: Why? What happens then?
*Spider-Gwen: You get mind-controlled, go on chaotic rampages, all that fun stuff. The pressure pad has some kind of combination lock. Any idea how we open it?
*Spider-Man 2099: No, it changes every day. However, "Barney" the guard on this floor has a pretty lousy memory so he always hides the situation somewhere. Keep your eyes open.
*Spider-Man: This Barney guy sounds delightful quirky.
*She-Hulk: Hey, does that chemical structure look familiar to anyone?
*Spider-Man: It's pretty close to the formula I use to make soap. It's pretty neat actually because...
*Computer: Access granted.
*Spider-Gwen: Now that's a pretty big reactor...
*Spider-Man 2099: Yeah, it powers most of the building. The Fusion Chamber looks empty but *if* we can power it back up then we *might* be able to use the elevator.
*She-Hulk: *If* and *might*, huh? Gotta love that confidence!
*Ms. Marvel: Ew! Look at all that toxic waste! How are we gonna reach the controls?
*She-ulk: Stand aside, team. It's bath night!
*Ms. Marvel: Oh, yeah. I forgot you can handle a little radiation.
*Green Goblin 2099: What are you heroes doing? You're messing all the fun! Oh, and someone please tell She-Hulk to wipe her feet before she gets here. I don't want toxic all over my lovely clean floor!
*Spider-Man: I knew it! I knew playing all those rolling-ball arcade machines would come in handy one day!
*Spider-Man 2099: Except this "arcade machine" could explode with enough energy to wipe out most of Manhattan. Okay, that's one of 'em but we still need another. After they're loaded into the core, we can send them in to the chamber one at a time.
*Spider-Gwen: Then, let's get to work! We don't wanna keep our host waiting.
*Spider-Man: So how come we're pushing so much stuff around? I thought this place was supposed to be all futuristic and whatever.
*She-Hulk: Probably because some "ideas guy" thought it'd be better this way.
*Green Goblin 2099: Boo! Haaha!
*Ms. Marvel: Waargh...! Don't... do... that!
*Spider-Man: Ha! Classic jump-scare! Oh, wait! They're gonna break the glass now... Just watch... Aww, I thought they were gonna.
*Green Goblin 2099: Are you on your way now? I'm so looking forward to seeing you!
*Spider-Man 2099: C'mon, let's go find out what he's up to.
*Spider-Gwen: There!
*Spider-Man: Gwen! There's bound to be a... Trap or... something... Venom...?
*Carnom: Rrrragh!
*Spider-Man: Carnage...?! Or is it Carnom? Or Venage? Do you have a business card?
*Spider-Gwen: Whatever. Amazing what if they can do in these labs.
*Spider-Man 2099: Goblin's using the Nexus to control them!
*Green Goblin 2099: Haha ha haha! Welcome to the party!
*Carnom: We... must.. obey...! Squish the spider!
*Spider-Man: ...Erm... Me?
*Spider-Man 2099: Me?
*Carnom: Squish... All... The spiders...
*Spider-Man: Thanls, that's much clearer...
*Carnom: Destroy! Hahaha! Destroy!
*Spider-Man 2099: What the shock is that thing?!
*She-Hulk: Some kind of symbiote hybrid?
*Spider-Man: Just when you thought Venom and Carnage couldn't get any more cuddly!
*Spider-Gwen: He's gonna attack again!
*Green Goblin 2099: I told you there'd be surprises, didn't I? Enjoy!
*Spider-Man: Usually I like it when old friends get together but not like this!
*Green Goblin 2099: Hmm... I *do* throw the best parties, don't I?
*Ms. Marvel: Sure! If you don't count any other party ever!
*Spider-Man 2099: Guys! I think we did it...
*Green Goblin 2099: Hahaha! Behold! Maximum Carnom!
*She-Hulk: Uh-oh... Things just went from bad to worse, you guys!
*Spider-Man: Well, at least he went with the name "Carnom"...
*Ms. Marvel: Uh, yeah... Way cooler than "Venage".
*She-Hulk: Keep moving, guys!
*Spider-Man 2099: He's vulnerable! Quick!
*Green Goblin 2099: It's amazing what you can do wit a little technology and access to every reality!
*She-Hulk: Yeah, Goblin! Most people would choose to make the world a better place or go on extended vacation but your idea is so much better!
*Spider-Man 2099: I think he's about to... Watch out!
*Ms. Marvel: Uh-oh! Don't get too close! I think we did it!
*Green Goblin 2099: It' like I always say. If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself! Gaaaagh!
*Carnom: Huuugh... Huuuugh...
*Ms. Marvel: Any ideas...?!
*Carnom: You... Monster!!
*Green Goblin 2099: Me the monster? Now come on... That's rich...
*Ms. Marvel: That makes two for our team, guys!
*Spider-Man: Want to join us on our ride against Kang?
*Spider-Man 2099: We can catch up later: Got some other business first.
*Spider-Gwen: And I'll lend you a hand... Looks like you need it!
*Spider-Man: Okay, see you back at the mansion.
*Kang: They have located and gathered part of the Nexus. So exciting isn't it, my little pincer movement? I shall annihilate them! And their city! Never liked parks anyway!
*Ravonna: Your obsession with destruction impressive, Oh Kang... ...Someone has to stop you...
*Crowd: Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
*Heimdall: Kang's constant warfare makes for an ill place to be an mortal.
*Tony Stark: Heh, it's still nicer than New York in the seventies. *Brrr*, so have you picked where you want to go first?
*Heimdall: Aye, I doth crave to see the cats that sing. But first, we should dine upon the dogs!
*Tony Stark: Ummm, yeah, we don't actually eat... Oooo right, hot dogs. Then broadway! Follow me, little Tony's place is always open. Even in apocalypses.
*(Team Star-Lord [Star-Lord, Gamora and Drax]; Search for the Nexus Fragment in Hala.)
*Star-Lord: Soooo... Hala. Kree Turf. Think they'll just hand over the Nexus Fragment if we ask nicely?
*Gamora: Somehow, I doubt that... But you never know. Stranger things have happened.
*Drax: To my knowledge, nothing stranger than this has ever happened.
*Wasp: Not sure who behind it this time, but there's more trouble on your doorstep, go get 'em!
*Star-Lord: Okay, ready? Big smiles... Hey, guys. think we could just...
*Soldier: Intruders! Attack!
*Star-Lord: Guess not! Looks like our attempt at diplomacy has failed!
*Gamora: It does seem to confirm that there's something important inside.
*Drax: It seems our enemies left something behind that maybe of use. Ha! Yes! Victory of ours!
*Star-Lord: Okay, okay... Easy, Big Guy.
*Drax: Yes. It was most easy.
*Gamora: Let's move before any more Kree show up!
*J. Jonah Jameson: What's that? Oh yes! News never sleeps, so neither do I! And neither does the task of collecting the shattered Nexus. Heimdall has spotted a shard in the Kree sector of Chronopolis: Hala. So who better to tackle a mission against extra terrestrial the Guardians of the Galaxy! They may have shown up late, and one of them is a glorified branch but you've got to respect their can-do attitude. Who knows, maybe the Kree Creeps won't realize they are in possession of the fragment and let Gamora and the guys in and out without too much trouble. Well, a guy can dream, can't he?
*Star-Lord: Now to find that Nexus Shard. Where've you been!?
*Rocket Raccoon: Err, had to blow up some deference thingy, lots of lasers, lots of explosions.
*Groot Small: I am Grooot!
*Rocket Raccoon: Shsss, what's the point in me lying, if you go and tell them we were having dessert?
*Gamora: Focus, guys. What's the plan, Peter?
*Star-Lord: Well, I figured if we sneak in and...
*Drax: Argh! I've been blinded!
*Rocket Raccoon: Relax, Numbskull, it's just dark. So what's with the "mood lightning" all of a sudden, huh?
*Gamora: The power must be out. Look around and see if there's a way we can restore it.
*Drax: These power cells appear to be misplaced.
*Rocket Raccoon: That explains the power outage. Guess we gotta put them back in?
*Star-Lord: Oh, man! I used to be so good at these games as a kid. Uh, guys? What are these things?
*Gamora: They're Sentries. Advanced bipedal automatons used by the Kree in battle.
*Star-Lord: What?
*Rocket Raccoon: Giant robots that like to blast stuff!
*Drax: Ha! What fun!
*Ronan the Accuser: All forces, be aware that we have some uninvited guests. I do not wish to be disturbed. Deal with them immediately.
*Rocket Raccoon: Well, it's safe to say they know we're here! No point in being quiet no more.
*Groot Small: I am Groot!
*Rocket Raccoon: I can't too stop talking if I wanted!
*Gamora: Focus. We need to find Ronan. No doubt he has the Nexus Fragment with him.
*Drax: The cowards use lasers to protect themselves? How do we get past?
*Star-Lord: There's always a way. Trust me, there's no security system I can't deal with!
*Rocket Raccoon: Haven't you been arrested like thirty times, Quill? Huh, what d'ya think? Let's see those lasers get through this! Did we have to turn those crushers off? We coulda gotten past!
*Star-Lord: Maybe you could've but I don't wanna be turned into a pancake!
*Drax: Why would you have been transformed into food?
*Rocket Raccoon: It's an expression, Drax. Why you gotta take everything so literally?
*Gamora: That's not gonna help my "most dangerous woman in the universe" reputation.
*Groot: Uh... I am Groot? I am Groot!
*Star-Lord: Ha! Way to go, Big Guy... or, uh, "Little Guy".
*Drax: Well done, my tree friend!
*Gamora: This doesn't feel right. Let's just get the shard and go.
*Ronan the Accuser: Daughter of Thanos! Is that any way for royalty to behave? You've spent too long in the company of thieves!
*Star-Lord: Ronan, thieves is such a strong word. Think of it more of us borrowing an itty-bitty chunk of crystal.
*Ronan the Accuser: Silence! This shard taps into the entire energy of the Nexus. With its power, I will lead my forces against Kang. He will pay for displacing the Kree!
*Rocket Raccoon: Well, that sounds fine to me, let's leave them to it!
*Ronan the Accuser: Hmmm, perhaps I should let you depart, Rodent. But then again, my hounds hunger, for they haven't been fed in a such long time.
*Groot Small: I am Groot?
*Drax: I do no think they crave dessert.
*Ronan the Accuser: You pathetic pests stand accused of being in my way! Now you'll feel my righteous judgement! Your bones will make excellent toys for my hounds!
*Gamora: Don't suppose anyone brought some robot doggie treats?
*Rocket Raccoon: Fraid not... Where's Cosmo when you need him?
*Ronan the Accuser: Stop playing with your food, my pets! Get them!
*Star-Lord: Hey! I just realized we've got a tree helping us fight some dogs!
*Rocket Rccoon: Yeah, seems like poetic justice or somethin', huh?
*Gamora: Just as long as no-one says their "bite" is worst than "bark".
*Rocket Raccoon: Wow, Gamora! Look at you bustin' out the puns!
*Ronan the Accuser: Tra-vel! No! Talos! Argh! Grr...!!! I suppose I must pass sentance on you myself!
*Star-Lord: Can't we talk about this? How about a re-match from before?
*Ronan the Accuser: Hmph! No amount of dancing will save you this time, Quill! I will bring my merceful justice crashing down around you!
*Rocket Raccoon: Heads up, Quill!
*Star-Lord: Stealth Mission Success.
*Gamora: Riiiiiight, a real precision strike, nooooo saw us.
*Mysterious Voice: Cease!!!!!
*Triton: You traitor, Maximus! Come, Lockjaw... Let us return to the others.
*Crystal: I don't like it one bit, Medusa. First our Kingdom of Attilan gets dragged here, then we get invaded!
*Medusa: ...And to have to sneak around in our own kingdom. So, Triton... ...is it as we thought?
*Triton: Worse, my highness. The Kree were ale to attack because our shield was disabled from within.
*Crystal: How?!
*Triton: My apologies, King Black Bolt... But I saw your brother... ...leading Kree Troops.
*Crystal: Okay, palace security systems are temporarily down.
*Medusa: It would seem you must confront your brother. Shall we pay the throne room a visit?
*(Team Black Bolt [Black Bolt and Medusa]; Enter the palace and reclaim Attilan from Maximus.)
*Medusa: Ooh, what a charming little trinket. We must make haste to the palace entrance. It should not take long for Triton and Crystal to open the doors.
*Wasp: I've picked up a crime taking place near your location. Can you go take a look?
*Medusa: There it is. It would be unwise to open the door without removing the threat first.
*Attilan Sentry 459: Target acquired! Engaging recovery mode! Please stand by! Cooperation in your surrender is appreciated! Target acquired!
*Medusa: We will break this thing down.
*Attilan Sentry 459: For Attilan! Powering down...
*Medusa: Ah, Crystal and Triton do not diaspoint. We must hurry and bring down Maximus.
*J. Jonah Jameson: Phew. Welcome back to anoter triple livestream. It seems that those Kree the Guardians went after aren't working alone... Ahem... A source informed me the Kree made a deal with another Kang Stooge, an inhuman commonly known as 'Maximus the Mad'. Ha! If I don't get off our Chronopolis soon, Maximus the Mad will have Jonah the Furious on his case, let me tell ya! Maximus has helped the Kree invade Inhuman City of Attilan, so he can take over the throne of Black Bolt, his own brother! In response, Black Bolt has assembled his family members to free the city and take back his throne. My source told me it was difficult for Black Bolt to rally the royals with a rousing speech, due to the ludicrously destructive power of his voice. But with a few frowns and mines they soon got the message.
*Crystal: Maximus has no doubt set a trap.
*Maximus: Ah, awkward silences, don't you just hate them, brother!
*Medusa: Maximus, how dare you mock the king! You know he cannot speak!
*Maximus: Then let's hear if he can scream.
*Triton: Arghhhh! Lockjaw!!! Teleport us... ...out of here...
*Maximus: Hahaha! I always find actions speak louder than words! Hahaha! Oh, come now! Surely you don't assume I was just going to let you walk in through the front entrance?
*Medusa: Maximus!... Once we find you, I swear...
*Maximus: Oh, how exciting! But first, I'd like to welcome you to my very own "chamber of devices". I wish I could be there to give you a guided tour but being a king is such time-consuming work. Right, Blackagar? Hahaha!
*Crystal: Aww good boy, Lockjaw! Who's a good doggy?
*Maximus: Ah, I see you made it past the door. Well done! Should you wish to leave, you'll find the exit located in the ceiling... Just being an impenetrable echo-tech vibranium door... Good luck!
*Crystal: Eugh! Are you sure we're related to him?
*Medusa: Something isn't right. Why would Maximus tell us how to get out of here...? Unless it's a trap. However, I suppose we've little choice.
*Triton: That does not appear to be my day.
*Maximus: If you think this is a happy ending... You're right, it does... for me! Hahaha!
*Triton: Does Maximus think that stealing the throne of Attilan some kind of silly, childish game?
*Crystal: We'll teach him to make a game of our throne! We're going to need something loud to break this...
*Medusa: Perhaps just the tinest of whispers, Husband?
*Black Bolt: Ahem.
*Maximus: Is it so wrong that I want to rule Attilan? I'm a very clever person with a strong ambition and excellent people skills...
*Medusa: "People skills"? You've locked your own family in this miserable place!
*Maximus: Yes, yes. I admit... I'm not perfect. Having much luck? I didn't expect you to get this far!
*Crystal: Talk about being a royal pain... Let's hurry up and find a way out of here. Finally! This looks like our way out of here.
*Medusa: Now to find Maximus...
*Maximus: Aww, welcome, family, to the court of Maximus the Great.
*Medusa: You are nothing but a Kree puppet! A pale reflection of your brother.
*Maximus: Really? And who failed to prevent Kang dragging our city here? Ronan and Kang have a Nexus Shard. With our combined forces, we will crush Kang!
*Medusa: Get off my husband's throne!
*Maximus: Husband's? Oh, no, no, no. This throne is very much mine, a lot more cutting edge. Let's prune this family tree. Shall we? The people of Attilan will be safer under my protection! Why can't anyone see this?!
*Medusa: Maximus! You're not thinking clearly! Please! Don't do this!
*Maximus: You'll see! My little friends here will make you see! Get them! Ooh, this is actually quite fun! How I've waited for this!
*Crystal: I don't understand! How could you do this to your own family?
*Maximus: Gah! What was that?! You damaged it?! Now I'm beginning to get rather cross!
*Triton: Please! We don't want to hurt you, Maximus!
*Maximus: Oh, don't worry... You won't! Ha! Try and stop me now!
*Medusa: He's raised some kind of shield. We won't be able to get close enough to attack.
*Triton: There must be a way to re-direct the flow of power.
*Maximus: No...! No! No! No! No! No-no-no-no-no!
*Medusa: Give up, Maximus. It's over!
*Maximus: Not yet, it isn't! Have some tricks up my sleeve! Let's see how you handle this! Hahaha! I told you I was a genius!
*Crystal: What's happening? Everything feels strange!
*Triton: Maximus! He's managed to affect the surrounding gravity! We can't attack!
*Medusa: There has to be some way to reach him...
*Maximus: Ah, come now, brother.
*Black Bolt: ...Silence...
*Medusa: Well, said, my love. Crystal, would you be so kind?
*Crystal: It would be my honour, sister. Urgh, I can't believe Maximus sold out own family although combining forces to defeat Kang wasn't such a bad idea. Maybe we should reach out to someone other than Ronan.
*Medusa: Maybe we should. But for now the Kree still press the fight.
*Triton: I've managed to get most of our defenses online. But Ronin's forces are persistent.
*Medusa: Crystal, Triton, remain here and defend our city. We shall pay a royal visit to Ronan the Accuser. It would seem your king is finally in the mood to speak with him.
*(Team Black Bolt [Black Bolt and Medusa]; Storm the Kree Headquarters in Hala.)
*Medusa: We should make haste to Hala and settle this once and for all.
*Wasp: Detected a crime pretty close to you. Hey, wouldn't it be great if this was the last crime ever? Eh, a girl can dream.
*Medusa: Brave yourselves... It's quite a drop from here.
*Kree Soldier: Stay on your guard! For the honour of the Kree, we cannot let any other intruders get past us!
*M.O.D.A.M.: I am a strong, independent, exoskeleton-bound woman! I don't need A.I.M... Not anymore.
*Kree Soldier: Ataaack! For the glory of the Kree!
*Medusa: It appears we must dispatch these minions before we can enter.
*Kree Soldier: Who are you calling "minions"?! I'll have you know I was recently promoted to "Senior Underling"!
*Mysterious Voice: Send more soldiers to the front gate and destroy the intruders!
*Medusa: And it appears we mus dispatch more minions!
*Kree Soldier: Hey! I don't appreciate that word! We're more of a "big world-conquering family" here!
*Mysterious Voice: What? The front gate has been compromised again?! Get out there and stop those intruders at all costs!
*Medusa: I'd expected some resistance but not to this extent! What could possibly have them so edge?
*Kree Soldier: Urgh... I love a good invasion as much as the next person. But it's nowhere near as much fun on the receive end! Help!
*Mysterious Voice: Unacceptable! Send more soldiers to the gate... Destroy the--! What do you mean there's no one left?! Then seal the entrance, quickly! I'll deal with this myself... Graaarrgh! Somebody call a mechanic!
*J. Jonah Jameson: Still with me? Good. Picking up again with Black Bolt and the Inhumans, you'll remember their mission to secure their beloved Attilan and restore Black Bolt as ruler. The guy wit the second most powerful voice around here after yours truly. Well, after their triumph over Maximus the Mad, The Attilan Royals have their attention to the Kree! Taking the fight to the Hala Sector of Chronopolis, the potent and silent Black Bolt is ready to make a stink all over those Kree. Did I read that already? Didn't those Guardians of the Galaxy try to take out these Kree Creeps eariler? Guardians? More like Goofballs. Anyway, let's hope they haven't made things worse...
*Medusa: Yes, I agree. The security in this place seems compromised. It is unlike Ronan not to have challenged us. Disable the turbine, infiltrate the security and rain retribution upon Ronan? You really do spoil me. Sounds like Ronin is already entertaining guests. Ronan's control room is beyond this turbine. We need to find a way of getting through! This should prove no problem for the Queen of the Inhumans... Drat! Now I've built myself up too much. I'd better deliver. There's the control for the turbines! Excellent. These should be slow enough for us to get through now. You don't have to tell me to be careful. I'm well ware of how dangerous this is! The door is beyond that Plasma Field but it's being powered externally. We need to find a way to shut it down. Wow. They must use this to make public announcements but it actually focuses your voice. If we can aim this at the power plant, we'll have a way to shut the plasma beam down. Lucky us that Kree like to listen to themselves talk. Okay, let's try this again. Remember, not too loud. We only want to knock out the power station, not the continent... Uh-oh... I said "knock-out", not "knock it out"! Come on. Ronin's just through there.
*Ronan the Accuiser: Urghhh!
*Medusa: Ronan the Accuser has fallen? So who is commanding the Kree Forces?
*Supreme Intelligence: A chronal-galactic event is currently unfolding! The Supreme Intelligence of the Kree Empire shall not be distracted.
*Medusa: We stand here as the Kree and the rightful rulers of Attilan.
*Supreme Intelligence: Silence! Guardians, eradicate these nuisances. Let us see how you are to fight when faced with a former ally!
*Medusa: Quill? Is that you? What've they done to you?
*Supreme Intelligence: Now, my servant! Show them your greatest skill! Hahaha!
*Star-Lord: As you command, Master. Oh, yeah. You are not "all that and the container of salted potato snacks". Throw it down. Let's see what you got.
*Medusa: "Greatest skill", huh? It seems he's challenging us to a little-dance off!
*Star-Lord: Sick moves! You got it going in!
*Supreme Intelligence: Wh-what? What is this?! Urgh! I did not factor in his fondness for dancing!
*Star-Lord: Whoah! What the heck just happened?
*Medusa: No time to explain. You must help us, Space Lord.
*Star-Lord: It's "Star-Lord"... Rocket? Groot? Aw man, that's a bad tag-team...
*Supreme Intelligence: Are you prepared to destroy them my unusual underlings?
*Rocket Raccoon: When do we get paid?
*Groot: I... am... Groot.
*Supreme Intelligence: I am going to take that as a "yes". Get them!
*Groot: (Gasps) I... am... Groot! I-am-Groot-I-am-Groot-I-am-Groot-I-am-Groot!
*Supreme Intelligence: No! How?! This is not within my projections!
*Groot: I am Groot!
*Rocket Raccoon: Of course we were mind controlled! C'mon, let's show these bozo you can't just mess with people's heads!
*Supreme Intelligence: Stop! You do not understand what is at stake!
*Medusa: Urgh... Not being able to use this is such a royal pain. You have miscalculated! This is not the desired outcome! You senseless imbeciles!
*Rocket Raccoon: Arrrrgh, go calculate this!
*Supreme Intelligence: Argghhh, you fools, you didn't understand... Argggh...
*Computer: Emergency containment initiated. Lock down in progress.
*Medusa: That was excessive.
*Rocket Raccoon: But you liked it? Right, your majesty?
*Star-Lord: Take it easy... Takes a moment for the effect to wear off.
*Gamora: Thanks, Peter.
*Star-Lord: Good job. Black Bolt, will your people join us?
*Medusa: We will endeavor to assist you in the vanquishment of Kang bu first we must tend to our kingdom. Farewell for now, Guardians.
*Groot Small: I am Groot?
*Rocket Raccoon: Whaddya mean he don't say much your vocabulary ain't hardly prolific.
*Kang: Ravonna, my little skirmish... What have I told you about trying to understanding my strategies?
*Ravonna: I... I'm sorry your Kangesty, I... just want to try and get closer to your genius.
*Kang: Ha! They obviously intend to restore the nexus. But for what purpose? Ravonna!!
*Cosmo: ...Then Cosmo says, Lady - Cosmo thinks she was Lady - you are welcomes, anytime... you know?
*Giant-Man: Sorry.
*Tony Stark: Uuuurrrgghhh.
*Wasp: Yeah?
*Cosmo: ...And dat was first time Cosmo good dog! Like, really good dog.
*Wasp: Uh huh. Wow. That's fascinating, Cosmo. I just... I have to do a check on the team's progress. If you could send knowhere's manifest that would be a big help.
*Cosmo: No problems. You will have it before, when portal she is opening. Then Cosmo will tell tale of man throwing stick. But he now throw stick!
*Wasp: Wow that dog can talk!
*Tony Stark: Hey! Watch out!
*Giant-Man: Sorry!
*Tony Stark: Aaarrrgghh! I think I preferred you as Yellowjacket.
*Wasp: Man, I need a vacation.
*Captain America: Alright, team, our first destinations is the Underwater City of Lermuria. Everyone got their breathing gear?
*Thor: Worry not for my breathing... My only concern is what the sea water do to my hair!
*Captain Marvel: Gotta admit, I was hoping to get assigned somewhere a little... drier.
*Doctor Strange: Well, our other fragment is in the desert, so you'll get your wish. But let's secure this one, first...
*J. Jonah Jameson: Things are looking bad, and I mean *down to my last bagel bad*, but if these *heroes* are this city's best shot of stopping Kang then so be it! Let's try and get a little team spirit going here! Show 'em how it's done, Captain America! Making for the Water City of Lemuria, where Heimdall has spotted another nexus fragment. Cap's team encounted a dark, omnius tunnel. Surely they aren't falling into a trap? I mean, Heimdall has those amazing eyes, huh? If they are walking into a trap, he'll be able to warn them, right? Well maybe he needs to get his eyes checked, Cos I'll put money on our heroes ending up somewhere they don't want to be...
*Attuma: Hahahahaha. Foolish surface creatures. Your capture will surely secure my place by Kang's side. Haahahahahaha!
*Captain Marvel: Well, that could have been worse.
*Doctor Strange: It's worse!
*Crowd: ...Fight, fight, fight...
*Red King: Greetings! Your lives now belong to the Red King! Fret not, however, for they will be mercifully short... Now let us see how you fare against... the world breakers!
*Thor: Hahaha! What can this pompous fool pit against us that we cannot best?
*Hulk: Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaagggghhhhhhh!!!
*Captain America: That's a lot of Hulks!
*Thor: At least it shall be a worthy fight?
*Hulk: Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaagggghhhhhhh!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaagggghhhhhhh!!!
*Red King: It has begun! Let combat commence!
*Captain America: Okay, first thing's first. Let's take out that staff! I could do this all day.
*Hulk: Rrrraaaargh! Raaaaaargh!!!
*Captain Marvel: I don't get it. Hulk broke the staff so why isn't he back to normal?
*Doctor Strange: I think the staff was simply being used to issue commands, as long as that disk-shaped object is attached to his chest, Hulk's not going to be in control of his actions.
*Captain Marvel: But destroying the staff did seem to damage the disk, right?
*Captain America: Yes, we need to destroy more of those staffs while they're being used.
*Thor: But how can we be sure they'll use them again?
*Captain America: We just need to make Hulk angry enough that they'll have to!
*Red King: So you'd rather be fighting my guards, would you? Fine! Have you wish!
*Doctor Strange: It will take more than that to keep me at bay.
*Red King: Guards! Subdue that Green Monster! The Red King commands his loyalty... and we wouldn't want the show to be over too soon, of course!
*Captain America: Okay, it worked! When they use the staff, destroy it!
*Doctor Strange: My magic appears to be well suited to deal with this.
*Hulk: Ruh?! Ruh?! Raaaargh!!
*Captain Marvel: I think it worked! The disk's been damaged again!
*Red King: What are you doing? You're supposed to be fighting, not thinking!
*Captain America: One more blast from that staff should do it. Just need to find a way to make Hulk extra angry...
*Red King: People of Sakaar, I think we need even more action! Yes! Haha!
*Captain Marvel: Uh-oh... Someone called the reinforcements!
*Thor: A Kronan? That's not going to improve our situation!
*Hulk: Grrr...!!! Graaargh!
*Captain America: Alright, Hulk! Guess *he* should've been careful who he picked a fight with!
*Doctor Strange: Perhaps we can put this fellow to good use... There we are, Mister Hulk... Rock Cakes... Made from real rocks.
*Hulk: Argh! Ow!
*Doctor Strange: Not exactly on the "soft side", I'll grant you!
*Hulk: Aaaaarrgghh!!! Raaargh!
*Red King: Let's keep things intertesting, shall we? More Guards! More fighters! More, I say!
*Hulk: Rooooooooar!
*Red King: Oh... Well done... But now I'll prove... That, I, am most worthy to rule in Kang's new order. By beating your team with noting but more bare hands...
*Thor: I fancy those odds.
*Red King: ...Just these hands... ...And my power suit, sword, flamethrower and missiles, oh, and this... Let the games, begin! Ready for the main event, you worthless creatures?! It is fair to say that events have escalated!
*Hulk: Hulk feel better now but concerned about giant monster!
*Captain America: Good to have you back, Hulk. Okay, that did some damage now let's get the Red King.
*Red King: Come and get me! Hahaha! Preparing to fire! Oof! You meagre peasants! You do not treat the Red King this way! Oh what simplistic beings you are so basic and fragile... Argh! How dare you?! Preparing to fire!
*Thor: It has returned! Watch out!
*Hulk: Grr...!!! Hulk no like ugly snake!
*Thor: I think our strategy is beginning to work!
*Hulk: Hulk get revenge on puny Tomato Man!
*Captain America: It's gonna take more than that to keep me down...
*Thor: This unusual object babbles me...
*Hulk: Hulk Smash!
*Red King: Excellent! Now that he's out of the way. I will gladly accept your surrend... As I was saying ... You surrend... We'll call it a draw, shall we?
*Captain America: Our job's not over yet. Thor, Strange, Hulk... Take a breather. Captain Marvel and I will scout ahead, sniff out any more traps we'll rendezvous back in Lemuria. Good luck.
*Thor: Be careful, my friends. It seems that Attuma is more slippery than the serpent of Midgard.
*Attuma: It was almost a shame I despatched them with such ease. They never even got to meet you, my abominable friend. Haha ha ah aha ha hahaaaa...
*Doctor Strange: You two need to make up and shake hands. The two captains will have had more than enough time to get the lay of the land... we need to make haste. Now that we've finished with our detour, we should head back to Lemuria to get that nexus fragment.
*Thor: And let us remain on guard this time... Lest we fall into another trap!
*Doctor Strange: Not to worry; now we have the Hulk with us to plug up any tunnels we get flushed down.
*Hulk: Graaaargh!
*Doctor Strange: Now remember, if you hear a flushing sound... Swim away.
*J. Jonah Jameson: I'll keep talking as long as there's someone left to listen! Still on the trail of the nexus fragments... Haven't they found them all yet. ...Our heroes hope it's *second time lucky* getting into Lemuria. This time they're out for payback and Hulk is just the game changer they need! That green guy'll wipe the grin of Attuma's fishy face. Things are looking up for the heroes! But if they retrieve all the fragments and bring knowhere to Chronopolis, what then? Will the head of a giant celestal actually be use in a fight with the Megalomaniac Kang? Iron Man thinks it will, but what does that "genius" know? He seems to think allowing Spider-Man to stay part of the teams is okay. Well it ain't!
*Thor: Stingray?
*Captain Marvel: The good news is that Stingray was in Lemuria when Kang took it.
*Stingray: The bad news is that Attuma's managed to supercharge a control pearl using a Nexus Shard. So watch your backs.
*Attuma: Blast, Torg, you fool. Of all this times to get frozen in ice!
*Captain America: Stop right there, Attuma!
*Doctor Strange: We need that Nexus Shard.
*Attuma: Give up control of my personal yeti? Never! And when he breaks free you will know the reason why! Hahaha! Soon you will be free, my pet! And then no-one will be able to stop us!
*Captain Marvel: Okay, everyone. Let's get mine and stop Attuma before it's too late!
*Hulk: Huh? ...Hulk not understand!
*Captain America: Right. We need to find a way to cut it loose. Anyone got any ideas?
*Doctor Strange: That should do it.
*Thor: Good work, Doctor.
*Attuma: What? Hey! What's happening to me?! Hmph! No matter! Time for a little wake-up call!
*Torg: Grr...!!! You can't escape from the Abominable Snow-King!
*Captain Marvel: That a fact, huh? Maybe you should be trying to escape from us!
*Hulk: Hulk Smash Hairy Snow Man!
*Captain America: This thing isn't gonna let up. There's gotta be a way to distract him!
*Torg: I'll get... I'll get... You... Mmm... Banana.... Urgh! What's wrong with this thing? Attack, I say! Attack! Wh-wh-what?! No! Let me out of here! Raaaaarghhh!
*Thor: I hope that will hold him.
*Captain America: It'd better. C'mon, let's put a stop to Attuma's evil schemes!
*Captain Marvel: But he's outside. How are we gonna get him from here?
*Doctor Strange: I'm sure a solution will present itself.
*Captain Marvel: Ooh... This looks like my specialty!
*Attuma: Grr...! Get away, you unusual fish!
*Captain Marvel: The door's on a timer. Everyone inside! Quick!
*Stingray: Sure hope that's a way out of here.
*Thor: There is... But I don't think *all* of us are going to like it.
*Attuma: Fools! You truly believe you can stop the Mighty Attuma? I shall defeat you all! Hmph! Okay, no more tricks! Let's settle this once and for all!
*Captain Marvel: Give it up, Attuma! There's no way out!
*Attuma: The Great Attuma give up? Never! You're making a big mistake trying to stop me! Kang showed me the glorious future of our people! The Year 3000 to be exact! Not much as changed but I'm told everyone now lives underwater! Torg may be history but I'll find another to do my bidding! Maybe... ...Big Green Friend there!
*Hulk: Hulk Smash!
*Attuma: Torg... No... My pearl... Noooooooooooooooo!
*Captain Marvel: Ooooh, that's gotta sting.
*Stingray: Hey, that's my line!
*Clive Evening, Clive.
*Cyril: Cyril. Any sign of Pharaoh?
*Clive: Naaahhh, but d'you know what? I've had it up to here, Cyril.
*Cyril: What's that, Clive?
*Clive: Well ee's a bit obsessive in' he?
*Cyril: How's that then?
*Clive: He'll be off getting some big idea or other, and then he'll saunter back and who do ya think has got to carry out his grandoise plan?
*Cyril: Us?
*Clive: Us! Exactly, Cyril! Remember that pyramid scheme he got us into? What a shambles! Pyramids everywhere, and did we get a cent?
*Cyril: I'm beginning to regret this unpaid internship, Clive.
*Clive: Ah me too, Cyril. Hang about, when did we get a new Sphinx? Hold the phone! Who are you?
*???: Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
*Doctor Strange: The Nexus Fragment! Finally! I'll open a portal as close as I can to the next piece.
*Captain America: Quick, everyone, there's no time to lose. Stingray, can you get this back to Wasp and the others?
*Stingray: Captain!
*Captain Marvel: Good work, guys! I guess we're taking the long way. One fragment down, one to go! Here's hoping things go a little smoother in Egypt...
*Thor: Indeed. It still vexes me to have fallen foul of Attuma's trap... I shall not be fooled so easily again!
*Pharoah: Greetings, Travellers! You carry yourselves with great purpose. Tell me, what brings you to these lands?
*Captain Marvel: We're looking for a very important crystal-type object and believe it could be here. Have you come across anything like that?
*Pharoah: Hmm... i believe you are referring to the nexus fragment. However, if tales of its power are to be believed, I can only entrust it to those who prove themselves worthy...
*Captain Marvel: I see... And how do we go about doing that?
*Pharoah: By completing two... No. Let's say three trials. If you can meet the challenge of each trial, I shall grant you the nexus fragment!
*Captain Marvel: Alright, if that's the only way...
*Pharoah: Wonderful! Let me know when you are ready to begin. Are you ready for the next trial? The first trial will be a test of speed! To complete this trial, you must pass through all the gates quickly enough to earn a gold medal... However! You may only use a particullar type of vessel to complete this trial. No flying allowed! Are you you up to the task? Excellent! You'll find the starting gate over there. Remember, only a gold stranded performance will be sufficient to clear the trial!
*Thor: Do we have time for this?
*Captain Marvel: C'mon, it might be fun... Sure it's not ideal but if it gets us the fragment, let's just swallow the our pride and jump through this guy's hoops.
*Pharoah: A tremendous display of speed! Well done! That concludes the first trial. I shall let you catch your breath before commencing with the second... In the meantime, please take this as a reward for your achievement thus far. Your second trial will be a test of strength! The nexus fragment is a source of great power... Only those with the might to control it maybe trusted with it! Also, I really do love a good bit of gladational battling. Test your mettle against the foes I summon forth and prove your worth! Then let the battle begin! Just remember, the great nation of ancient Egypt accepts no responsibility for any injuries sustained during the trial.
*Captain Marvel: Now this is the sort of trial I can get on board with!
*Thor: If our might is in question, I would gladly demonstrate it!
*Pharoah: I like your gusto!
*Captain Marvel: Well, I'm glad he's enjoying himself...
*Thor: If the final trial is the simple, the nexus fragment shall be ours before you can say "I liked you better with long hair!"
*Pharoah: Excellent! An admirable display of strength! You have cleared the second of my trials... Though do not fast on your Laurels, for the third and final trial still remains! The final trial awaits you inside when you have inside the tomb. When you have bolstered yourself, worthy of the nexus fragment!
*Captain Marvel: Nearly there! Just one more trial and that nexus fragment is in the bag!
*Thor: Ha! Perhaps the final trial will pose more of a challenge?
*J. Jonah Jameson: This is the only news that matters, as it maybe the only news left in Manhattan! Kang!! I have it on good authority that Thor is taking the hunt for nexus fragments to the ancient Egypt area of Chronopolis. The Pharoah there has no love for Kang it seems and is allowing our heroes access to the tomb and the fragment inside. For those for you've been lying under a rock in the Old West, these fragments of the nexus when combined will be able to help in the battle against Kang. This Pharoah fella seems like a stand up guy. I'm a very good judge character and I think the heroes will have no trouble completing their mission...
*Captain Marvel: Wait...
*Captain America: You guys too?
*Doctor Strange: I'm afraid you have wandered into the same trap as us.
*Horus: I, Horus, entered the pyramid to investigate a violation of its tomb, but I can get no further.
*Thor: Nice hat.
*Doctor Strange: There's no way down to the lower levels.
*Hulk: Hulk not give up! Hulk gets us to lower levels!
*Captain America: Hulk, noooo! Everyone okay?
*Doctor Strange: In here, Captain.
*Thor: Aye.
*Horus: I live.
*Captain Marvel: Roger that.
*Captain America: We'll have to find our way separately! Let's find that shard!
*Horus: Thank you for your assistance, Avengers. Perhaps with your help, it might be possible to escape from the cursed tomb.
*Captain Marvel: Hey, don't worry about it... Do we know each other?
*Doctor Strange: This is Horus. He's... kind of a big deal in the real reality he's from.
*Horus: The Doctor told me of your fight against Kang. I'm more than willing to help.
*Captain Marvel: Glad to have you on the team, Horus.
*Thor: Those symbols on the wall... Think they could be our way out of here?
*Horus: Yes. I believe so.
*Doctor Strange: My magic is limited in this place but I believe I may be able to assist.
*Captain Marvel: Another wall? We're still trapped?
*Doctor Strange: Perhaps not. This wall is different. I believe my magic will work here.
*Captain Marvel: Nice going, Doc. Let's move. Hmph! Now where do we go?
*Captain America: Carol? Is that you?
*Captain Marvel: Steve! We can't go any further. You guys see a switch or something on your side?
*Captain America: Maybe. Hold on a second. Seems someone's been here before... And wanted to leave in a hurry.
*Hulk: Hulk not like this place!
*Captain America: I'm with you, big guy. Let's look around. Huh. This should help us dig up some clues. Whoah... That was a little louder than I was expecting. Must be the echo in here. That do anything?
*Captain Marvel: Yeah, it did. Thanks.
*Captain America: That did it. Looks like the things you guys do your side affect us.
*Horus: I believe you are correct but be careful. There are traps everywhere.
*Captain America: You don't say! Look out for that quicksand, Doctor Banner.
*Hulk: Doctor...?
*Captain America: Oh, uh, Hulk. I meant "Hulk".
*Captain Marvel: Hey! Good to see you guys again.
*Captain America: You too. Now let's get out of here!
*Pharoah: Well done! Very well done indeed. Now... For the final test...
*Captain America: Final... But we...
*Pharoah: When this shard is removed... ...The change of energy will awaken its cadaverous occupant. Who, are after aeons of captivity. Will exact vengeance on the first poor soul he sees. And, my dear companions. I have no mention of it...
*Loki: Being me.
*Thor: Loki! Thou shalt pay for this!
*Loki: On the contrary, dear brother, it is you will pay for me.
*Hulk: Hulk Stuck!
*Captain America: Don't struggle, that's quicksand.
*Captain Marvel: I've got this! You guys deal with that!
*Horus: The Living Mummy rises!
*Living Mummy: Grr...Argh! Gah! Urgh...!!! Grrr...!!! Now you will taste my power!
*Captain America: Time for taste of your own medicine!
*Thor: Medicine...? This follow is of ill-health...? That would explain the bandages.
*Living Mummy: Oooooaaaaarrgh!
*Captain America: This might be our chance! Get ready!
*Living Mummy: Nnnno! No! Raagh... You... Are not... Welcome here!
*Thor: You'd hope the first words he'd utter would be more pleasant.
*Doctor Strange: Even as sorcerer supreme, it appears there are still a great many skills for me to learn.
*Living Mummy: Wh-whaaat?!! Yooou... Fools! I am awoken and this is how to treat me?!
*Doctor Strange: He's starting to return to his former self!
*Thor: Then we maybe be able to reach with him.
*Captain America: I don't think so. Especially if he destroys us first!
*Living Mummy: Got you!
*Captain America: Thor, now!
*Hulk: Night-night, Mummy!
*Doctor Strange: Hulk, nooooooo! Quickly, everyone, through here...
*Loki: But, how?
*Hulk: Hulk Smash.
*Horus: Now, deceiver, you will put right all that you have defiled.
*Loki: You insolent fools, this is not the last you've seen the of Loki, I will... I'm moving, I'm moving... Aaaaarrrggghh, stop hitting me!
*Kang: Finally I have found opponents worthy of Kang! My retaliatory strike.
*Ravonna: Oh, Kang, Kangest of Kang... May a negotiated, peaceful settlement still be possible...
*Kang: I am Kang the Conqueror! Conquering is that I do! And I intend to do it...
*Cosmo: Cosmo has assembled manifest for Avenging Guardians.
*Wasp: Sorry, Cosmo, you're breaking up... That's odd...
*Giant-Man: Interesting reading... It looks like there's huge emp potential on board.
*Star-Lord: 'Emp?
*Tony Stark: Electromagnetic Pulse. Set that baby off, we bring down the Citadel's shields.
*Cosmo: And Cosmo finally get to meet the pretty lady!
*Tony Stark: We've contacted analysis on the nexus shards.
*Giant-Man: We can amalgamate the fragments, but knowhere will end up creating a massive energy footprint. And wipe out the mansion.
*Tony Stark: The answer's simple. We create a channeling device to raise the footprint high above the mansion.
*Giant-Man: And then we'll need Strange's help to create the portal to allow through.
*Captain America: Sounds like we need to prep up.
*Cosmo: What could possibly go wrong?
*Tony Stark: So Hank... We all good to go for our new science project?
*Giant-Man: Yup, I've taken everything up to the roof... We,, with a little help from the Hulk. Now we just need to put it all together.
*Wasp: Be careful up there, you two. The last thing we need is someone falling off the roof and ending up in a cast again...
*Giant-Man: Bet you're glad to be back in action, huh, Tony?
*Tony Stark: Yeah, there's only so many sudoku puzzles a guy can do before he goes crazy. Now let's build some stuff! I only put this thing together an hour ago! How did it break, already?
*Giant-Man: Oh, yeah... You know when I said I got Hulk to help me carry the stuff up here...?
*Tony Stark: (Sighs) Say no more...
*Giant-Man: See? The damage wasn't so bad. Fixed in no time!
*Tony Stark: Alright, now for the rest of it...
*Giant-Man: There! Perfect condition! Rats...
*Tony Stark: Hope you remember how to put that thing together!
*Giant-Man: Wait, that's not right. There's a piece missing!
*Tony Stark: Well, it can't ave gone far...
*Giant-Man: It's okay! I found the missing piece!
*Tony Stark: Phew! How embarrassing would it have been Kang wiped us all out while we were digging down our sofa cushions for bits of lost machinery?
*Tony Stark: Okay, one energy regulator, back on one piece. Panic over! Your missing piece is down here.
*Giant-Man: Well, that's a relief! I didn't feel up to rebuilding one of those from scratch... Don't suppose you remember which crates have the pieces we actually we need? We kinda just brought everything up.
*Tony Stark: No idea. Just smash 'em all. I'm sure the janitor will sweep up what we don't use.
*Giant-Man: Okay, that's the control panel sorted.
*Tony Stark: And voila! Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.
*Giant-Man: Yup, this should do the job nicely.
*Doctor Strange: Everything up and running? Then I'm ready to begin whenever you are. Just say the word.
*J. Jonah Jameson: Strap yourselves in for a news update so big, so enormous, the only word to describe it is "planet sized"! Okay, so that's two words, so sue me! Finally, the heroes have done *something* right for once and have re-assembled the shattered fragments of the nexus to open a portal in time and space. Why?', 'why' you ask? What have you been? 'Livin' in Lemuria? The Avengers are co are bringing the moon sized knowhere here, that's why! They'd have done it a lot sooner if they'd have benched Spider-Man and his grandstanding! Hank Pym, with his supersized brain, thinks there's gotta be assets on board capable of bringing down the shield protecting Kang's citadel. Just drop the thing on it I say! Wait, but if they mess this up that giant space skull thing could flatten half of this city!
*Rocket Raccoon: So, we gonna push the switch or what?
*Tony Stark: There's, uh, a lot of interference...
*Star-Lord: Hey, Rocket... You remember knowhere having a mustache?
*Rocket Raccoon: Ehh... Not to the best of my knowledge, no...
*Tony Stark: Ego... the Living Planet...?
*Ego: Who summons me through time and space across the galaxies?!
*Rocket Raccoon: Erm... Not guily, Mac.
*Star-Lord: Yes, it was, you flipped the switch...
*Captain America: I'm guessing we should have checked the calculations?
*Giant-Man: The calculations were perfect...
*Wasp: I've just received a message! We shouldn't activate the device! Kang knows what we're planning!
*Tony Stark: What's the source?
*Wasp: I've no idea... It was a woman's voice...
*Rocket Raccoon: You wanna ask whoever are is what we should do if we have activated it?!
*Ego: Kang! He shall pay for his insolence... Once you have paid for your incompetence!
*Tony Stark: Erm... Slight adjustments needed... Wasp, we're gonna need some help with this! First, you need to activate and establish a satellite link. The dish is all set up. You just need to point it in the right direction!
*Spider-Man 2099: Easier said than done with Kang throwing he's got at us!
*Tony Stark: Well, get your big boy pants on and get to it!
*Spider-Man 2099: Oh, I got this! We have stuff like this all over the future...
*Wasp: Hmm... Think *I'll* be able to make use of this. That's it! The links established! Now what?
*Tony Stark: Okay, now you just need to align the, satellite network to each other so it creates a resonance feedback wave at the right frequency for us to focus into.
*Spider-Man 2099: So, point them at each other?
*Tony Stark: Well, yeah but you don't have to over-simply it. I mean, no one likes a smarty pants show off.
*Spider-Man 2099: These guys don't stay down without a fight do they?
*Wasp: Wouldn't be as much fun if they did!
*Spider-Man 2099: Wait. How'd that even happened?
*Wasp: Okay, Tony, they're linked. You should be good to go!
*Tony Stark: Great. Now we need to... Wait, what? Where did the power go? We've lost power, Team 2! We'll need you to get it back up again.
*Thor: Of course. However, the scoundrels have destroyed most of the equipment!
*Tony Stark: Oh, how very "bad-guy" of them. All we need is to feed energy into the converted. There's gotta be a way.
*Captain America: Alright, team. Look around for a way to restore the power.
*White Tiger: Sure thing, Cap. Let's do this!
*Captain America: It appears to be working. Tony, couldn't Thor just zap some power into it?
*Tony Stark: Fraid not. The converter needs a steady input of power. A huge spike will overload it and then we're back to candles and rocks for hammers like in your day...
*Captain America: I'm not that old, Tony...
*Thor: Hmm... I suppose there are aspects to living amongst mortals that I still fail to grasp. Ah, good. We appear to have resupplied the power!
*Tony Stark: You rebuilt both of the quantum energy generators?
*Captain America: In... a manner of speaking.
*Doctor Strange: As soon as I start, Kang will send everything he has at us. I need to maintain total concentration so please keep them away from me as long as you can!
*Tony Stark: If you get overwhelmed, there's a panel over there that you can use to call in a strike from one of our quinjets. Get ready, here they come!
*Tony Stark: You're doing great, guys! Keep it up!
*Ego: Kang! I shall remember this impertinence! You shall pay!
*Cosmo: Aoooooooo!
*Wasp: Yeah! Woohooooo!
*Rocket Raccoon: What was wrong with flipping the switch, huh?
*Captain America: Yes! Way to go!
*Doctor Strange: I think I might need a break...
*Giant-Man: I knew those coordinates would work!
*Tony Stark: ...Perfectly.
*Wasp: I'll attempt contact with Nova Corps, tell them to be ready when the citadel shield drops.
*Giant-Man: If the shield troops.
*Gamora: This is it, people, time to give Kang his fight!
*Ms. Marvel: You are, like, the cutest thing ever Could I maybe, write you in my fanfic?
*Groot Small: I am Groot!
*Ms. Marvel: I'm going to take that as a 'yes. Thanks!
*Star-Lord: You were saying?
*Rocket Raccoon: Cosmo has diverted most of knowhere most of knowhere's primary energy through a series of sub relay stations. When you get up there, reinstate the main singularity cell. The resulting faraday effect will create a distortion field via the quantum emitter. Any questions? Argh, you know what. Just leave it to Stark.
*Spider-Man: Where's Tony? Are we prepped? I can't wait to meet a talking dog.
*Iron Man: Okay, guys, you both ready?
*Spider-Man: Nice suit!
*Iron Man: Thanks, I modified the main... 'Pfdah'.
*Hulk: Sorry, Shiny Man, Hulk in rush.
*Star-Lord: You okay?
*Iron Man: Owwwww. Let's just go prime the giant skull in the sky and face the cataclysmal forces of Kang outside.
*Star-Lord: Yeesh. That thing's a lot uglier than I remember...
*Iron Man: Well, it's a big floating skull. It was never gonna be winning any beauty pageants.
*Spider-Man: Hurry up, you guys! I wanna meet the talking dog!
*Cosmo: Please to be hurrying to Cosmo so that show can be placed on the road!
*Kang: I've noticed a number of people complaining that the roads in Chronopolis are a bit of mess, yet no one seems to mention all the centuries-old pyramids I brought over in one piece just saying...
*Cosmo: Welcome, Comrades. Space-time continuum has been uh... Bumpy ride. Critical equipment for operation slightly damaged on journey. Please to be excusing mess.
*Star-Lord: "Slightly"? I'd hate to see "Severly"...
*Spider-Man: Talking dog! This has made this whole Kang thing totallt worth it.
*Cosmo: Da, this is it. Way Cosmo sees, if nothing bad happening from rubble not needed in first place.
*Star-Lord: Yeah... Wait, what?
*Spider-Man: Hey, I'm not just amazing or spectacular... I'm pretty useful too! That's what you keep in your emergency supplies box?
*Cosmo: Comrade Quil is frequent visitor to nowhere. Best to being prepared for his visits.
*Star-Lord: Hey... I'm right here.
*Cosmo: Looks like equipment could be doing with tune-up...
*Iron Man: Hint hint, right? How did you get this far when you can't even fix up your own equipment?
*Cosmo: Mostly through the tail-waggings and tongue-lollings at gullible super-persons. Now we are cooking with the gas! Cosmo will press "go" button once comrades are prepared!
*J. Jonah Jameson: I've got good news for you! The plan to bring in knowhere from, who knows where, was successful. Admittedly, Kang got wind of the plan at the last minute and tried to send a different shaped planet through the portal, but that didn't deter the heroes. Ahem. Despite certain nayslayers around here, the good guys have found there *was* a use for nowhere. Finally we can get rid of this bozo! This couldn't be it... I can't believe I'm saying this, after all the mistakes they've made but... Good luck, Heroes! Yeah, even Spider-Man.
*Kang: Warfare on this scale fills one with such a thrill of the series, wouldn't you agree, Ravonna? Ah no matter, she couldn't possibly comprehend the delicate intricacies of my master plan. As fot the 'heroes'. Let them come.
*Iron Man: Thanks, Captain Marvel. We're good to go.
*Cosmo: Cosmo fire the emp?
*Iron Man: Now! Okay, shields are down, Carol!
*Captain Marvel: Nova Squadron, light it up! Kang's ship! It just wiped out the whole Nova Squadron! Tony?!
*Iron Man: Yeah, we saw everything. Kang must have teleported it from outside of Chronopolis. I'm taking my team to intercept now.
*Gamora: Okay, Quill, we're coming up fast. Get ready to jump!
*Star-Lord: So where's the entrance?
*Iron Man: We make one!
*Spider-Man: Alright, guys. We're in. Let's head to the main bridge.
*Star-Lord: Got it.
*Kang: What have we here? Some "Avengers" trying to stop my inevitable triumph? How utterly amusing!
*Star-Lord: Can't have a world-ending crisis without a few laughs, huh?
*Kang: Hmph! We'll see how "funny" it is when I'm through with you! Ooh... Having a little problem with the door, are we? Ha! How pathetic!
*Star-Lord: Okay, now where are we?
*Spider-Man: And what's that Kang Robot doing with that generator?
*Iron Man: Sorta looks like he's drawing energy from it. That's a neat trick.
*Star-Lord: That monorail tube is our ticket to the bridge but we'll need to get past our glowing friends it we wanna use it.
*Kang: Still here, are you? My apologies, I was attending to something else but I suppose I *should* destroy you all so... Hmm. Get them!
*Spider-Man: Don't you love it when people make time for each other?
*Iron Man: Yeah, Kang might act all all mean and tough but deep down... He's just the worst. Well, either the situlation's getting worse, or *I* am... I choos to believe the former.
*Star-Lord: This looks promising. Maybe we can hack into "Mister Blue Guy's" systems from here! Yes! Their shields are down! Let's go get 'em!
*Iron Man: Welll this is good as done. Sorry, did that sound like bragging? Good.
*Spider-Man: Yeah! Now we're in business!
*Iron Man: Nice work, Web-Head.
*Star-Lord: All aboard! People still say that on Earth, right?
*Spider-Man: So, Tony, I bet you wish you had Thor or Hulk along for the ride?
*Iron Man: Hey, the last thing I need a raging Hulk right now I need your spider-senses and Star-Lord's...
*Kang: ...Oh, bravo, bravo... I applaud your tactics were audacious.
*Iron Man: Now! Hologram?!
*Spider-Man: Well if we can't hurt him, he can't hurt us.
*Kang: No, but I can plummet this ship into the ground. Now you must excuse me I will leave you a parting gift meet Korvac. If he crash obliterate you, he surely will. Mwahahahaha.
*Star-Lord: Not good! Korvac is one with the power cosmic. He's pretty much a God.
*Iron Man: Okay, now, I wish had a Hulk.
*Korvac: You loathsome beings! I'm going to enjoy my role in your imminent demise! Taste my unlimited power! You're only delaying your dismal fate!
*Star-Lord: I don't rush anyone but how much sky do you think we've got left?!
*Spider-Man: He's almost beaten... But we gotta be running out of time!
*Iron Man: So close! Almost there!
*Korvac: How is this possible? ...Arghhhh...
*Spider-Man: Where di dhe go?
*Computer: Warning, impact imminent.
*Iron Man: Who knows, but we're leaving too!
*Spider-Man: Okay, Kang took down his own ship, but if anyone asks it, it was all us.
*Iron Man: Urgh.
*Kang: It seems my arena of war has finally unveiled opponents worthy to face the Mighty Kang! Delightful, it would be a pity they perished too swiftly. Victory must be savoured.
*Groot: I am Grooooot!
*Rocket Raccoon: Ha ha hahahahahahaha.
*Captain America: Okay, Doc, it's up to us now! The Citadel's wide open! Let's bring this Kang down a notch or two!
*Doctor Strange: By the Eye of Agamotto! Let us be victorious!
*Wasp: Kang's Citadel defenses are down! Looks like their's some kind of teleporter near the top. That should be on your way in.
*Captain America: Roget that, Wasp.
*Doctor Strange: That won't be a problem for me but you may need to call in some transport for this one, Captain Rogers.
*Captain America: Good point, Doc. Hey, Wasp, think we could get--
*Wasp: Way ahead of you. Quinjet incoming.
*Captain America: Thanks. Then let's end this once and for all!
*Kang: Not so fast, Avengers! Did you really think it would that be easy?
*Captain America: This guy has a funny definition of "easy"...
*Doctor Strange: Now, what do we do?
*Kang: Destroy them!
*Captain America: I guess we need to deal with these guys first!
*Doctor Strange: Shoot first, infiltrate later, I suppose... They dare to tangle with the Master of the Mystic Arts? I wish them well...
*Kang: Excellent! But there's more where that came from!
*Doctor Strange: Kang's sending out reinforcements!
*Captain America: He can throw as much at us as he wants! We've come too far to quit now!
*Doctor Strange: They just keep coming!
*Captain America: Yeah, but look! There's only so many of those hatches left on the tower!
*Doctor Strange: It's that the last of them...?
*Captain America: I figured he'd run out of drones, eventually...
*Kang: An impressive display, Avengers! I await your arrival in my tower with keen anticipation...
*Captain America: Hey, I think that did something to the barrier!
*Doctor Strange: Hmm... If we can destroy more of these, perhaps we can get through...
*Captain America: It's open!
*Doctor Strange: Now, let's just hope that's the last of Kang's tricks!
*J. Jonah Jameson: I'm J. Jonah Jameson and this is it! The big one! The mother... No,the grandmother of all showdowns! It's taken a lot for us to get here, but finally Kang is on the back foot as the assembled heroes take the fight to is front door! Kang said he wanted Kang said he wanted to face worthy opponents, well now he's got em. By the bucketful!! Let's hope they get it done quick, and return Manhattan to what passes for normal. One things for sure When they are do, I'm taking a day off... What am I saying? A day off! Okay, maybe a half day... Tell you what I'll sleep in a little and come in late... Go get em guys!
*Captain Marvel: Where is everybody?
*Doctor Strange: Kang's arrogance had left him vulnerable.
*Captain America: Let's keep it that way. Quiet as mice.
*Star-Lord: Thought you guys could use some backup.
*Captain America: Here we go again.
*Kang: Ha! The very idea that could you defeat me!
*Captain Marvel: You're going down, Kang! Nothing can save you this time!
*Doctor Strange: Yes, order must be restored at all costs!
*Captain America: Guys! Not *all* of us can fly, remember? Gimme a hand?
*Star-Lord: That looks like our way forward. Let's go!
*Doctor Strange: Yes. We must hurry.
*Captain Marvel: Ooh... This looks like my specialty! Alright! Looks like it's ready to use!
*Kang: Oh, at last you made it! How honoured you must feel to finally be in my direct presence. However, if you *insist* on challenging me, I have little choice but to do what needs to be done!
*Captain America: Kang, there's still time for you to stop this. Put everything back in its rightful place...
*Kang: "Time"? Ha! Time is never an issue for me, Captain... But, I'm afraid yours has just run out! You think you can stop me? You are delusional!
*Green Goblin 2099: Wait! Where am I? Argh!
*Carnon: Raargh! Raaaargh!!!
*Star-Lord: Uhh... What the heck was that?!
*Captain Marvel: Probably the freaky symbiote hybrid that Spidey mentioned to me eariler.
*Star-Lord: Oh. Alrighty, then.
*Doctor Strange: If we continue down this path! We just might win!
*Kang: All of time and space will belong to Kang the Conqueror!
*Star-Lord: I dunno about time and space but that had to hurt!
*Kang: This shall not end until I am victorious! Your past is catching up to you, my worthy adversaries!
*Captain Marvel: I knew this place was missing something... Henchmen!
*Kang: Oh, what a magnificent challenge you've been! I shall almost miss you!
*Doctor Strange: Hmm... Would you look at that! Agamotto's Eye seems to be counter-balancing the chornal turbulence... Interesting. Surrender, you are beaten.
*Kang: On the contrary, Doctor... I'm only just warmed up. Captain America! Yes, you will indeed make a worthy foe. For such a battle... We will need something special... A sense of... Scale!
*Doctor Strange: What happened?
*Captain America: Kang sucker punched us... He wants me to fight... that.
*Kang: Come and face me! Or everyone of your wretched friends will feel the edge of my blade.
*Star-Lord: Get out there and kick him in his giant purple pants.
*Captain America: Captain Marvel. Let's give Kang exactly what he's asking for.
*Captain Marvel: Hey, Cap, I don't think Kang is actually expecting you to fight him! This thing doesn't exactly look, functional.
*Captain America: Well, we'd better find a way to make this thing work.
*Captain Marvel: Umm... Not feeling so "mighty" about this right now.
*Computer: Systems sensors re-aligned scanners modulated... Awaiting user input. User identified... Commencing transmission.
*Kang: Oh, I am going to enjoy this! You're out of time, Captain!
*Captain America: Yeah, people tell me that a lot!
*Kang: Grrraaaaaghhh! Noting can stop me from conquering your world!
*Captain America: I'll never give up! I could do this all day!
*Kang: Get off me, woman! Well met, Captain! Good with your fists but certainly no tactician. How?
*Captain America: Because we worked together as a team, Kang! That's how we won. And why you...
*Kang: You poor fools, did you think this was a game you could win? I will simply rewind the timeline so that your so-called "victory" never happened. My crystal! Oh thank the stars, quickly, Ravonna. Hand me the crystal. Ravonna?!
*Cosmo: Hey, pretty lady?
*Kang: You? You betrayed me?
*Ravonna: Oh, Kang.
*Kang: I'm impressed...
*Ravonna: You, you've left me no choice.
*Kang: If you stop this nonsense now...
*Ravonna: It was seeing these good people, nobly fight on that gave me strength. Strength to stand up to my oppressor, my captor... My... My love.
*Kang: Ravonna...
*Ravonna: I can't destroy you.
*Captain Marvel: Ravonna, no!
*Kang: Quiet, fool. Ravonna, my love I...
*Ravonna: Which is why my retribution can also be a chance for you to choose another path...
*Kang: You are trying my p...
*All: (Laughs)
*Drax: So then I smashed down the door, ran straight at them... They panicked, dropping their plasma grenades, blowing the entire wall out. Hahahaha, they all looked so stupid.
*Hulk: Haha, Hulk like to smash too.
*Black Panther: We need to prepared next time.
*Thor: Does thou believe there is another threat to Midgard?
*Doctor Strange: Sigh, There's always another threat.
*Spider-Man: So you have all the original albums?
*Star-Lord: Pristine, even their white album.
*Gamora: Yeah, track five is easily the best.
*Captain Marvel: So what happens now?
*Wasp: Well, witout Kang's leadership, we're making short work of the remaining villainous forces.
*Ravonna: You have my gratitude, heroes. As soon as the areas are secure, I should be able to use this crystal. Returning your realms to their rightful places in time.
*Tony Stark: And what of Kang?
*Star-Lord: Don't worry, he's safe in hands.
*Rocket Raccoon: Awww, don't drop it! Just heated it up.
*Groot Small: I am Groot.
*Rocket Raccoon: No, no, don't just... Quiiiiilllll! This ain't worth amount of money!
*All: (Laughs)
*Kang Baby: Goooo goo, goo gaaa. Gahgeh, ehaaaakaaaang, gahheeh. Gahooooh, ooohgahgahgah, Kang, gahgah.
*Tony Stark: Wow, you hear that? The lack of laser cannons, explosions and... Warring villains.
*Captain Marvel: Yup... So peaceful...
*Treminatrix: Avengers! Finally! We desperately need your help!
*Captain America: Ravonna? What's going on?
*Treminatrix: It's Treminatri now, and we've made a terrible mistake!
*Kang Old: Whoose dog is this? Where's my dinner?
*Supreme Intelligence: I see a coronal fracture incident in progress, event horizon imminent.
*Cosmo: Woof... Woof... Stop pulling Cosmo's tail!
*Captain Marvel: (Sighs) So peaceful.
==Cast==
*Michael Adamthwaite – Jay
*Will Arnett - Batman (The LEGO Batman Movie)
*Sean Astin - Samwise Gamgee
*Laura Bailey - Wonder Woman, Dorothy Gale
*Troy Baker - Batman, Hayato Jin
*Elizabeth Banks - Wyldstyle
*Sean Bean - Boromir
*Jeff Bennett - Benkei Kuruma
*Orlando Bloom - Legolas
*Steve Blum - Sauron
*Alison Brie - Unikitty
*Billy Boyd - Peregrin "Pippin" Took
*Charlie Day - Benny
*Will Ferrell - Lord Business
*Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly
*Jess Harnell - Cowardly Lion
*Hiroki Iijima - Kamen Rider Ex-Aid
*Hideo Ishiguro - Ultraman Orb
*Roger L. Jackson - Saruman
*Jonathan Lachlan-Stewart - Kamille Bidan
*Yuri Lowtheal - Ryoma Nagare
*Mamoru Miyano - Ultraman Zero
*Ian McKellen - Gandalf
*Kelly Metzger - Nya
*Dave B. Mitchell - Tin Woodman
*Dominic Monaghan - Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck
*Kirby Morrow – Cole
*Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn
*Yuichi Nakamura - Ultraman X
*Liam Neeson - Bad Cop
*Takuya Negishi - Ultraman Ginga
*Shun Nishime - Kamen Rider Ghost
*Nick Offerman - Metalbeard
*Gary Oldman - Lord Vortech
*Bryce Papenbrook - Koji Kabuto
*Chris Pratt - Emmet Brickowski
*John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
*Bumper Robinson - Cyborg
*William Salyers - Scarecrow
*Gaku Sano - Kamen Rider Gaim
*Shunya Shiraishi - Kamen Rider Wizard
*Christopher Corey Smith - Wizard of Oz
*Karen Strassman - Auntie Em
*Brad Swaile - Amuro Ray
*Ryoma Takeuchi - Kamen Rider Drive
*Courtenay Taylor - Wicked Witch of the West
*Kiyotaka Uji - Ultraman Victory
*Elijah Wood - Frodo Baggins
==Gallery==
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