Surprise-O-Tron/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Surprise-O-Tron".
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(The MeTroll Train goes through a hole in the Fun Dungeon. We go inside and see many Trolls playing arcade games. A female Country Troll and a yellow male Pop Troll are throwing balls into a fake Troll’s mouth. Four male Trolls are seen playing a squirt game. We go to Val playing a pinball game with Poppy watching.)
Poppy: Whoa, Val! You never told me you were good at pinball!
Val: Pfft. This is nothing. You haven’t even seen “my move.” (The ball gets ready to be shot and she holds onto the machine stick.) My friends call it: “Val, I don’t think that’s a good idea.” (She starts pulling the machine stick further.)
Poppy: Uh… Val, I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Val: Aah! (She releases the machine stick, making the ball shoot out fast and hit the various bumps. The camera shows the machine getting tickets out. The ball breaks out of the machine.)
Poppy: (Looking through the hole) Val! Y-you… blew a hole clear through it.
Val: Yeah, that can be a side effect of “my move.” ‘Kay, gotta go cache in these sweet tix. Later!
Poppy: (Doing a facepalm) Ugh. (At the prize booth, Striped Smiley pops up.)
Striped Smiley: Don’t be shy, friends! Don’t be shy! Turn those hard-earned tickets into dreams-come-true at Stripe Smiley’s Prize Counter! Now, what’ll it be?
Rhythm and Holly: Hm… (Val appears and puts her tickets down.)
Val: Gimmie eight spider rings, three glow-in-the-dark yo-yos, and a slide whistle.
Rhythm: Ho-ho! Big spender!
Striped Smiley: Comin’ right up! (He tries to take the tickets, but Val stops him.)
Val: No, wait. What’s that? (We show a scrapbook on the prize shelf.)
Rhythm: Val? You want “The History of Scrapbooks: The Scrapbook”? I’m confused.
Val: Me too. I see that scrapbook and all I can think is: “Poppy would love it.” It’s like I’m being selfish, but for someone else.
Holly: Well, sugar, I’m pretty sure that’s thoughtfulness. (Val’s mind explodes.)
Val: (In her head) Thoughtfulness!
Holly, Rhythm, and Striped Smiley: Aw!
Val: All right, all right! We get it, I’m growing. How many tickets is it?
Striped Smiley: 10.
Val: Oh!
Holly: Woo-hoo!
Rhythm: Wow!
Striped Smiley: Thousand.
Rhythm, Val, and Holly: What?!
Striped Smiley: Sorry, friend. Ol’ Stripe said that needlessly slow. That scrapbook’s a dozy, see! A real humdinger. She’s a beaut all right. Why, it’s jim-dandy as butterscotch candy! It’s a very nice scrapbook.
Rhythm, Val, and Holly: Oh.
Rhythm: I mean, you could have said that.
Striped Smiley: And say, if you want it, you best act fast! There’s a Troll who almost has enough tickets to take it home! (Rhythm, Val, and Holly see an orange male Pop Troll carrying a lot of tickets.)
Pop Troll #1: (chuckles) Junior just loves his scrapbooks. (The camera zooms in on a yellow baby Troll sucking on a scrapbook. He takes it out of his mouth and it breaks a little because of the drool.)
Val: (gasps) I can’t let that get his gums on Poppy’s scrapbook! Which of these games gives out the most tickets, counter man?
Striped Smiley: Uh-huh. You seek the Surprise-O-Tron.
Holly: What’s the Surprise-O-Tron?
Striped Smiley: Legend has it that when Poppy built this arcade, she had the Fuzzlings make it the funnest, hardest, most ticketing game ever. But the Fuzzlings got carried away. (We go to the past where some Fuzzlings are building the Surprise-O-Tron.) They created a game so intense… (Poppy squeals in excitement.) … so wildly fun orthodox… Poppy had no choice but to declare it… “Out of Order.” So you can’t play it. Has this been at all helpful to you?
Val: Ugh! No! (She looks at the yellow baby Troll sucking on another scrapbook.) Gah! (She turns to Rhythm and Holly) OK, look, we gotta work together to win tickets for Poppy. We will defeat that small child!
Rhythm and Holly: Yeah! (As they work together playing games to win tickets, Val sings Eye On The Prize.)
(Val)
I’ll come out on top
You’ll see
Oh, there’s nothin’ stopping me
I’m all purpose focus and drive
Oh, yeah!
And I am playing to win
From beginning to end
Losing ain’t an option
So I keep on rocking
Oh, ah
With my eye on the prize
Won’t give up
Watch me rise
Hey
I keep my eye on the prize
Imma shoot
For the sky
With my eye on the prize
Whoa, whoa
Yeah, oh!
With my eye on the prize
Whoa, whoa
Yeah, yeah, oh, oh
I got my eye on the prize (Soon, she, Rhythm, and Holly have a pile of tickets.)
Holly: Well, dang, y’all! Unless my eyes are lyin’ to my brain, I’d say that’s at least 10,000 tickets! Yeeee-haaaw! (Striped Smiley are looking at the tickets.)
Striped Smiley: That’s 307 tickets!
Rhythm, Val, and Holly: What?!
Val: (grunts) After all that, we’re nowhere near being able to give Poppy that scrapbook! (Rhythm puts a hand on Val’s shoulder to comfort her.)
Rhythm: You know, Val, no matter what, Poppy’s gonna be very touched by how hard you tried. It is the thought that counts, right?
Val: Uh, no, it’s the thing that counts.
Rhythm: Mm. OK, agree to disagree. So what d’ya wanna do?
Val: Hm. Where’s that Surprise-O-Tron? (She goes over to a room blocked with wood and she breaks it.) Ha-ha! (She, Rhythm, and Holly go into the room. She uncovers a sign that says “Surprise-O-Tron”.) It’s a pinball machine?! Ha-ha! Yes! I rule at pinball!
Rhythm: But, Val! Don’t you remember? That game is “Out of Order!” Do the finger thing. (She wiggles her fingers with Holly.)
Val: Please, counter man said this is the fastest way to get tickets, so… (She starts pulling on the game machine stick and a hand-like thing traps her hand.) Aah! (More hand-like things trap Rhythm, Val, and Holly’s feet.)
Holly: I-I-I don’t wanna play this game anymore, y’all! (The girls scream as they are being carried to another room and the pinball machine comes back. We show the girls’ eyes in the dark.) Wh-where are we, y’all? 
Rhythm: Uh… I think we’re inside the wall. (The lights turn on and it is revealed that Rhythm, Val, and Holly are in a giant pinball machine.)
Rhythm and Holly: Huh?
Rhythm: In a life-size version of the game! 
All: Whoa!
Fake Mr. Dinkles: Mew. 
Voice: Welcome to the Surprise-O-Tron.
Val and Holly: Yes! 
Rhythm: Love it! Love it!
Voice: you earn tickets the longer you last. (A number chart starts increasing its numbers. Val laughs with joy.)
All: Huh? (A big ball falls from the air. The girls shake in fear.)
Holly: Uh… y’all? I’m startin’ to get the feelin’ that when it says: “The longer you last,” it means “The longer you survive.” (The ball gets ready to be shot.)
Val: Run! Run! RUN! (The ball gets shot and the girls scream and start running.)
Holly: Dang, dang, dang! Ah! (She hits three pinball parts as the ball passes her.) Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang!
Rhythm: (pants) An exit! (She tries to run for the exit, but it closes off with a sign and it sends her flying.) OH, NO! (She and Holly land next to Val.)
Holly: Well, no wonder they put this thing “Out of Order!” (She, Rhythm, and Val wiggle their fingers.) We gotta get outta here, y’all! (Val looks at how many tickets they have so far.)
Val: Ah! No! We don’t have enough tickets to get Poppy’s scrapbook! (The ball comes up behind the girls and they dodge it.) OK, we gotta get outta here! (The ball passes the girls again.)
Rhythm: But how?! There are no doors! (The ball passes the girls once more. Val looks at the ball shooter.)
Val: I have an idea. But we’re gonna have to do “my move.” (She starts pushes the ball shooter back.)
Holly: Uh, Val, I don’t think that’s a good idea. (The ball bounces off the glass. The girls start pushing the ball shooter together.) It’s a great idea! Let’s do it! (The ball bounces off the glass again.)
Rhythm: Push that plunger! (The girls continue pushing the machine stick despite the ball constantly hitting the glass.)
Val: Just a little further! (Soon, she, Rhythm, and holly finally reach the end of the machine stick section.) Now! (She, Rhythm, and Holly scream as her hair form a ball and they roll out of the ball’s way.)
Fake Mr. Dinkles: Oh, snap! (Rhythm, Val, and Holly hit obstacles that shape like Cooper many times. Soon, they fly out of the game, across the arcade, and land by Striped Smiley. Poppy rushes over to them.)
Poppy: Val, R, Holly? You went inside the Surprise-O-Tron? Didn’t you see it was “Out of Order?” (Striped Smiley wiggles his fingers.) Why did you do that?
Val: ‘Cause… (sighs) … I was trying to get enough tickets to win you that scrapbook. (Poppy looks at the scrapbook.) But I came up short.
Poppy: Oh. It’s beautiful. Actually, it’s exactly my taste.
Val: Yeah. I kept picturing how much you’d love it, so I’ve been trying all day to get it for you. I’m still 3,000 tickets short and… Poppy? Are you… OK?
Poppy: (sniffs) Yes, Val. I’m way beyond OK. 
Val: But I-I didn’t get you the thing.
Poppy: I know. But knowing that sometimes you think about me and what would make me happy, well… there is no better prize than that.
Val: Wait, so… it really is the thought that counts?
Poppy: (chuckles) Yes, Val. It is. (Val smiles at her.)
Val: Yeah. Still wish I could have gotten you that scrapbook, though.
Pop Troll #1: (Carrying his baby) Wait! We saw everything! That entire tender moment! Here! (The baby Troll holds out some tickets.) 3,000 tickets!
Val: (Gasping while taking the tickets) Thank you! Wow, 3,000 tickets.
Holly: Not just that, darlin’! Plus… (The gets 7,000 more tickets.) … the 7,000 tickets from the Surprise-O-Tron!
Val: (gasps) That equals… (She gives Striped Smiley the tickets.)
Striped Smiley: 10,000 tickets! It’s all yours! (He gives the scrapbook to Val.)
Val: Here you go, Poppy. This made me think of you. (She gives the scrapbook to Poppy.)
Poppy: (sobs) Oh, Val! (She and Val hug.)
Holly: Woo-hoo!
Rhythm: Oh, yeah!
Holly: Hot dang!
Poppy: (Seeing something) Wait, what’s that? (We see Striped Smiley putting another scrapbook on the shelf.)
Striped Smiley: Why, that’s “The History of Scrapbooks: The Scrapbook, The Sequel.” Worth 20,00 tickets!
All: Hm… (We show them riding the pinball in the Surprise-O-Tron while laughing and cheering and the episode ends.)
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