A Call To Arms

ADVENTURERS
Are you a daydreamer?
Tired of the peasant life?
Depressed about your siblings teasin' you for your crazy fandangled magical ability?
Ready to leave the nest, teenager?
THEN FUCK OFF HATCHWIT THIS JOB AIN'T FOR YOU
The Great Downward Engineering Company is looking for upcoming hardheads and hotheads ready to put their very lives on the line for the untold riches and glory that lie at the bottom of Rappun Athuk.
You want to punch a vampire's teeth out?
You want to stab the ghost king in his soul and take his shiniest crown?
Want to barbeque a fire elemental?
Want to piss in a dragon's horde o' gold 'cause it's too dead to care?
I ain't gonna guarantee that the Great Downward Engineering Company can provide these opportunities for you, but I will guarantee that workin' with Great Downward Engineering Company is the closest you gonna get.
Ask for Shades at the Bristleback Inn in Zelkor's Ferry if you want a slice of this giant archaeological pie.