Leningrads Great Speech of 2017

That tight and sweet sensation you get when entering that wet pussy of an Asian is so satisfying. It makes you feel like you can just die and be happy. You dick will have the time of its life thrusting in and out of her while she moans to her hearts content. This in turn makes you want to fuck her more. If she is a slut, she wont taste genuine, more like someone else's dick. But if you can tell that your dick was the only one in that pure hole, you will never question why you fucked Asian pussy. Russians are good too, tho Ilya's dick in my sister sends chills down my spine.
So any girl will think your dick is puny and not satisfactory. Don't let this bring you down. If you are a real hunk, you know how to pleasure a woman. She will think there is no reason to fuck you, but once she feels the stiffness of your 2 inch punish-er, she will become addicted. You may need a few more thrusts, due to your penis size, but you will both climax fast. She will never forget how cute you were when you fucked her, with a small dick.
Start off by pushing your gf onto the bed. Make the environment nice and set the vibe for sex. If you're cool, you wont be aggressive, but make her long for your dick. Don't show any power over her and let her take your dick like a hobo taking food. Now relax. Think. Your going to stick your rod into the hottest girl you know. Filled with love, you both stare into each other's eye.
Slowly push your rod in and out of her, asking her if it hurts. If its OK, become a wild beast and make your rod like a train through the Moscow metro. As for the girls, you should start moaning loudly. scream harder, to motivate your man. After 1 hour of thrusting and screaming, you're ready to cum. Choose an appropriate spot, such as her stomach, or if she lets you, cum inside. Make sure you both orgasm at the same time. 2hen you are done, you are probably exhausted, so go to sleep nig. Remember your first time as the best memory of your gf. You will always get boners from looking at her. The end.
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