Uchiha Jones

Uchiha Jones is a character role-played by cyr aka Anime Phuckface. 
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==Introduction==
Born in Kansas, Japan, Uchiha Jones lived with his parents until the age of four, when they were brutally murdered in front of him. A man took him in and trained him as a Shinoba. At the age of 18, his sensei confessed that he was the one who beheaded his parents. Searching for his sensei, Uchiha moved to Los Santos. He is a core member of Chang Gang.
Uchiha speaks English and Kansas-ese, a mixture of Japanese and English. He also calls people "fucko", which is a term of endearment in his native land.
He has cybernetic arms, legs, and a shoko (penis) from Boston Dynamics (in collaboration with Pillbox Medical and SpaceSex). Uchiha wears an exoskeleton on his torso as a result of all the combat damage.
*Cyr has stated that Uchiha is based on various characters from video games [such as Final Fantasy] and anime series [such as Naruto]. Cyr uses music from these games and series to set the mood for Uchiha's character.
==Uchiha's Early Days in Los Santos==
== Uchiha's Initiation To Chang Gang ==
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== Uchiha Returns to Los Santos after 7 Years ==
== Friends/Acquaintances ==
== Fun Facts ==
* Uchiha ordered his legs off the Dark Web.
* Uchiha learned how to pick up women from the video game Super Seducer.
* Uchiha likes to tell mother jokes/burns. (1)
* Uchiha helped Snake with the Bovice prison break.
* Uchiha helped Bovice get a clean ID.
* Uchiha went to a concert at an empty bar to watch a man sing a song for Mother.
* Mr. Kebun is Uchiha's mortal enemy, mentor, and business partner.
* Uchiha hates blackjack and racing.
* Uchiha once ramped Lil Erf's car onto some power poles. (1)
* Uchiha once told Karen to drive FAST! resulting in her being ejected from her car and dying. (1)
* Uchiha wanted to sue Nino for defecation of character because he said he shoved eggs up his ass.
* Uchiha has a cool Sakura-chan car and a motorcycle he calls 'the smoke monster'. (1)
* Uchiha once did a pretty sick back-flip while in prison. (1)
* Uchiha often takes on the persona of "Fish boy" and "Rick Grimes" during heists/missions and likes to ask for marshmallows. (1, 2)
* Uchiha was Jordan Steele's best man for his wedding that they had outside of the courthouse.
* Uchiha helped Joe Mullet, and Zelda Harth on a surprise practice mission to rescue John Pliskin.
* Uchiha calls women Sakura-chan or LS thots.
* Uchiha is co-owner of The Dragon's Dojo according to Chang.
* Uchiha's feather tattoo on his right side represents his bird feet, the tattoo on his chest represents Boston Dynamics, and the tattoo on his right elbow was made by his drunk friend while they were both high on LSD.
* Uchiha always enters the 420 realm during rare late nights hanging out with Chang.
* Uchiha succeeds in his first getaway driving role during a heist with Boe and Pablo.
* Uchiha robbed a convenience store twice by himself successfully.
* Uchiha murdered (PERMA) El Muerto by stabbing him in the back with a knife in Chang's Dojo.
* Uchiha is the first to be the dragon trophy champion.
* Uchiha is one of the only convicted cop killers to still walk the streets, avoiding the death penalty in court.
* Uchiha shot down his first person with Ricky Robins during a robbery gone wrong.
* Uchiha's rap "Mother Don't Know" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/KindLuckyKoalaMingLee)
* Uchiha's rap "Jail Cell" (https://www.twitch.tv/cyr/clip/OptimisticBelovedClintChocolateRain)
* Uchiha's rap "Top Notch Killer" https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousFlaccidGuanacoJKanStyle
* Uchiha has shot down Kael Soze and Bobby Smith.
* Uchiha has the second sword in the city that Chang gave him after the battle for the cursed sword.
== Quotes ==
* "SAY IT! YOU THINK IM A FREAK!"
* "See Ya, Fucko!"
* "I don't expect you to understand."
* "You got got."
* "Prone Bone Style."
* "I could have dropped you like a sack of rice."
* "Relacc"
* "Goog"
* "LS Thots"
* "I'm simply jesting"
* "The best of the best of the best, Sir! With honors."
* "Oishii desu ne"
* "SHA"
* "It's your life, take a chance"
* "SILENCE MHORTALS!"
* "Diagnostics suggest..."
* "Natural selection, baby."
* "A lot of people want to know just who I am, well I'm Uchiha."
* "My old man is Jecht, and Jecht is sin"
* "You ever just do some DMT and listen to Nickleback?"
* "SLEEP"
* “I’m only here to procreate. I cannot lose sight of that mission.”
* "Be My Wife!"
* "You're just a dumb old docktor"
* "What happened to me"
* "What's the point"
* I'm going to bomb this place one day.
*"I have slept with my own mother."
*"SYAT!"
*"Sounds like the same old dilly dally shilly shally"
== Openings / Endings ==
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 1 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING 2 (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 2 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING 3 (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 3 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME OPENING 4 (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 4 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES JUDGEMENT V2 GoldenEye|Uchiha Jones Season 4.5 Opening
File:UCHIHA JONES ANIME CLOSING (GTA RP)|Uchiha Jones Season 1 Ending
File:Uchiha Jones Case Closed Opening (GTA RP)
File:Uchiha Jones MV - In The End-2
File:Uchiha Jones Anime Ending - Uso
== Media ==
Uchiha Jones' Theme
===Cyr -55 Hoes===
55 hoes country version
== Videos ==
File:Official Uchiha Jones (Tsunami Suicide) - Vitamin Lead
File:Uchiha Jones MV - In The End
File:ORIGINS - Uchiha Jones
File:LS Noire Cinematic Intro - NoPixel RP
== Gallery ==
UchihaJones.PNG
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