R.L. Stine vs The Crypt Keeper

Host of Tales from the Crypt, the Crypt Keeper, and author of the Goosebumps books, R.L. Stine, rap against each other to see who is the scarier horror host.
== Beat ==
ILL Fortune - Brain Melt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS6Ikw4xeW0&ab_channel=ILLFortune
== Cast ==
EpicLLOYD as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
Nice Peter as R.L. Stine
Zach Sherwin as Slappy (voice)
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
R.L. STINE
VS
THE CRYPT KEEPER
BEGIN!
===The Crypt Keeper: ===
The Master of Scary-moanies will massacre this musick-cull!
Come to slit a freakstyle, writing Li-torture so beautiful!
Opposite of haunted masks, your face would put off any dude
When I say "boils and ghoul" I'm referring to you!
I saw your photo and thought they used a cursed camera
I was mis-slayken, you just look like a walking cadaver!
Oh the eeriest page of your books was easily the blurb!
You tried to go Bananas, but couldn't ap-peel to teenagers!
So split! I pushed the ghoulpost for the screamwriters' part!
Monster Blood? B Positive, maybe fifth time's the harm!
Seems Rot Surlyng here lost his spirit and soul-d out!
I'm Ed-gore Allan Potent! You'll break a hip, hopping around
Your style is broke, Goosebum, go Die-rect something decent!
I spit a deadly diss-cease to B., I'm leaving Law-rinsed!
All your books are meatless, and I thought I was bare bones!
Was your state named after fans seeing you like "Oh hi!— oh."
===R.L. Stine:===
Seems someone's aged worse than their series' 7th season.
You're straight outta Skompton? Well I rep Fear Street then.
So as a masochist, I have to ask this question for you:
Did you enjoy it when you got neutered by your cartoon?
You're brainless, take after your mother's genetics
The barley found your folks like "Where are you two-headed?"
And it seems as well that being whipped is generational.
I'm sensational. You couldn't hit your Max on HBO.
Ironic, your own mummy had to keep you under wraps.
You're excruciating. Should have named your record Deaf Jam.
Dropped the cloak but won't make it out of the hood with this one.
You must be from the Bordello of Blood. Because you suck.
I'm rolling in dough like a Jovial Bobka.
While you're stacking paper thinner than the magazines you're printed on 'cause
your rights? Yeesh. But you'll hold Silver in our beef.
And I'll keep on owning you like um …No one it seems?
===Crypt Keeper: ===
You yellow? Because shots fired I ain't seeing!
Spit-roast ya, R.L. Swine! Invite Judd and have a meat-ing!
Jack Black put life back into you like FrankenStein!
It made Kong the second scariest ape he acted alongside! (HAHAHAha)
===R.L. Stine: ===
Nice one, but I got Vader if we're doing guest star wars
How am I acting more mature than a literal corpse
I'll Slap you Dummy, most unfunny skelly puppet since Jeffy Dunham
=== Slappy the Dummy: ===
Jeez, your actors couldn't be more wooden if I touched 'em!
===Crypt Keeper: ===
Please! Your rhyme-scream's no de-caydence to offer!
You're getting flamed alive, you pass that on to your daughter?
You got Fails to give you Goose eggs, garwrote up to your neck!
But your plots are like Franz's trick, repeated to death!
"Some sulking little sad kid goes through something really tragic, 
Finds a magical enchanted object that they think they'll manage
to have work to their advantage, but actually enacts some havoc!"
Bam! Saved you 60 books, a program and 2 bad flicks!
===R.L. Stine: ===
62, actually. But who's counting.
I'm guessing your fans looked in the mirror, I haven't found 'em.
The real horror here is how many puppeteers it takes
To operate this cosplay of Carlin… post '08.
You're an homage to your graphic novels: a comic dogged with filler
Take a seat, 'cause this is shocking! Your stand-up ain't killer!
Because the panels that draw me are the ones I get invited to
Like my theme song, this G just went right through you. dude.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-
(Green slime pours on the logo.)
URGH… BATTLES OF HISTORY