The Join Me anthem

Spoken intro:
"The word is spreading... all over the Earth!
Through England, Ireland, Wales, and the Scottish...
Across Europe, Asia, and the United States of Americans...
Everyone is talking about one thing...!"
 
Main anthem 
You gotta join! Join Danny!
You gotta join! Join Danny!
You gotta join! Join Danny!
You gotta join! (join me) Join Danny!
Cos tonight we're gonna party like it's it's 1983...
(a very good year for me - I was seven years old, I got a new bike)
Join me!
You've gotta join me!
You've gotta... join me!
If you're a lady or a manny or a granny or a tranny, join Danny!
(and repeat. for as long as you want)
==Written by...==
Danny Wallace and the Vis a Vis boys
==Available...==
On the main site, here.
==The Full Version Of The Anthem==
With all the little comical asides and plees from Danny.
(with apologies to fans of scat, or people who don't like capitalisation - and thanks to Joinee West of Solihull for typing this up)
 (Join Me)
 
 The word is spreading
 All over the Earth
 Through England, Ireland, Wales, and the Scottish
 Across Europe, Asia, and the United States of Americans
 Everyone is talking about one thing...
 
 (dedeedebadeba)
 
 Er, not this, this is scat
 Er, it's coming up
 
 (dedeedebadeba)
 
 You gotta Join
 (Join)
 Join Danny
 You gotta Join
 (Join Me)
 Join Danny
 Ooh you gotta Join
 (Join)
 Join Danny (that's me)
 You gotta Join
 (Join Me)
 Join Danny
 'cos tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999
 
 (dedeedebadeba)
 Yeah honestly, we will
 
 You gotta Join
 (Join)
 Join Danny
 You gotta Join
 (Join Me)
 Join Danny
 Ooh you gotta Join
 (Join Join)
 Join Danny
 You gotta Join
 (Join Me)
 Join Danny
 'cos tonight we're gonna party like it's 1983
 Very good year for me I was seven years old I enjoyed it a lot
 
 Join Me
 (Join Me)
 You gotta Join Me
 (Join Me)
 You gotta, Join Me
 (Join Me)
 If you're a lady or a manny or a granny or a tranny
 Join Danny
 (Join Me)
 Please, Join Danny
 (join Me)
 Oh, please Join Danny
 (Join Me)
 Join Me!
 Please!
 JOIN ME!
 One of you!
 
 (dedeedebadeba)
 
 I promise it'll be great, it's not a cult it's a collective
 Please, 
 Join Me.