Transcripts/One Last Wish; Wild Heart Beats

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==One Last Wish==
:Mane Six: [groan]
:Twilight Sparkle: Ugh! This madness has got to stop! But wish magic is the only thing powerful enough to undo all the chaos magic in Ponyville.
:Rarity: But Discord took all the wishes!
:Pinkie Pie: Wait just a sugar-frosted second. While we were exploring Discord's head, I learned that today is his birthday!
:Rest of Mane Six: [gasp]
:Pinkie Pie: In fact, he's never had a birthday party!
:Rest of Mane Six: Awwww...
:Pinkie Pie: Which means...
:Applejack: He's one year old!
:Rarity: [giggles]
:Pinkie Pie: No, but love the enthusiasm. It means Discord gets a birthday wish!
:Rest of Mane Six: [gasp]
:Fluttershy: That's it! Let's throw Discord the best birthday party ever! [narrating] So he'll use his birthday wish to return Ponyville back to pony-normal!
:Rest of Mane Six: [cheer]
:Rainbow Dash: Yes! Buuuut we gotta make it a surprise. Knowing Discord, he'd do his usual chaos thing and ruin the party and our last hope.
:Pinkie Pie: Much to do and little time to do it!
:[zip!]
:Pinkie Pie: Rarity and Twilight, you're on decoration duty. Applejack and Fluttershy, you take care of the music. I'll bake the coolest birthday cake ever, aided by my trusted sous chef Rainbow Dash.
:[whir!]
:Cheerilee: Hello and hellooooo! Welcome to Let's Decorate! We make every party great!
:Rarity: We need some emergency decorations for a [whispering] surprise birthday party.
:Cheerilee: [squeals] I love surprises! [whispering] Don't tell me who it's for! I want to be surprised! [twitch]
:[beat]
:Twilight Sparkle: Yeah... So we're gonna need streamers, balloons, confetti... Just give us all the best stuff you have.
:Cheerilee: But we have the best stuff! Let me just peek into my storage room for a moment.
:[door opens]
:[door closes]
:[door opens]
:[door closes]
:Cheerilee: We're completely out of everything.
:Twilight Sparkle and Rarity: [gasp]
:Cheerilee: Surprise!
:Twilight Sparkle: But you said you have all the things!
:Cheerilee: We do! But not right now. The whole store's been rented, and I must've forgotten. [laughs] Isn't that silly?
:Twilight Sparkle: [deadpan] The silliest.
:[whir!]
:Twilight Sparkle: What now? We need decorations.
:[ding!]
:Rarity: Twilight, darling, I might just have a solution.
:[techno music]
:Fluttershy: Sorry to bother you, DJ Pon-3, but we really need your help.
:Applejack: We're throwin' a party, and we want to be a real barn-blaster.
:Fluttershy: Will you provide the music?
:[beat]
:Applejack and Fluttershy: Whoo-hoo!
:Muffins: Telegram for DJ Pon-3.
:[zip!]
:[zip!]
:Fluttershy: [reading] "Congrats. You won a two-week vacation to the tropical oasis of Azebra. It starts immediately. Happy travels." [sighs] Talk about bad luck. What do we do now?
:Applejack: Uh, DJ Pon-3 doesn't mind when ponies rent her equipment, right?
:Rarity: I have a bucket full of old props somewhere. We can use them as decor.
:[zip!]
:Rarity: [in singsong] Here it is!
:Twilight Sparkle: [deadpan] Wonderful.
:Rainbow Dash: Can we eat it? It looks incredible. I need to eat it!
:Pinkie Pie: Uh-uh-uh, not yet. First, we frost.
:[door opens]
:[door closes]
:Applejack: [strained grunting]
:Rainbow Dash: Where's DJ Pon-3?
:Fluttershy: No time for a recap! Discord's meeting me here in thirty minutes, and there's much to do! Let's decorate!
:[assorted noises]
:Applejack: [strained grunting]
:Rarity: Props from The Pirates of Penprance, dino gear from Jurassic Horse...
:[roar!]
:Rarity: ...and the aliens from Independence Hay! The party just might be saved!
:Rest of Mane Six and Spike: [cheer]
:[poof!]
:Discord: [sinister chuckle]
:[fizzling]
:Pinkie Pie: Hmm. Huh? My regular sugar was swapped with my special stash of exploding sugar? [gasp, in slow motion] Noooooooooooo!
:[beat]
:Rainbow Dash: What?
:[BOOM!]
:[splatting]
:[door opens]
:[zip!]
:Discord: [grunts]
:[click]
:[Mane Six and Spike]
::Hey, hey, it's your birthday
::Cheer, cheer for another year
::Hooray for your special day!
:[tense music]
:Discord: What a positively chaotic sight! Let me guess. You want my birthday wish to set Ponyville back to normal?
:Mane Six: [gasp]
:Pinkie Pie: How did you know?
:Discord: I overheard you ponies planning.
:[poof!]
:Discord: I rented everything from that annoying cheeful decoration store pony. I got the DJ to leave you in the lurch.
:[zip!]
:Discord: And swapping the sugars? I wonder how that could've happened.
:Mane Six: [gasp]
:Discord: Surprise!
:Fluttershy: We should've known this craziness couldn't have been a coincidence.
:Discord: I just adore chaos!
:Applejack: I suppose it's so long, birthday wish, and so long, Ponyville.
:Discord: Oh, how wrong you are, "Frappleclack". A ruined party is a perfect party!
:Mane Six: [gasp]
:Discord: Today's chaos has been the perfect birthday present. I'll use my birthday wish to return Ponyville to normal.
:Mane Six: [cheer]
:Pinkie Pie: Better do it quickly, 'cause your candle is almost out! Then it'll be goodbye, wish.
:Discord: [inhales, blows]
==Wild Heart Beats==
:Applejack: I-Is it over? C-Can we look?
:[beat]
:: I think it worked! Discord's wish has restored order!
:Rainbow Dash: Twilight? Spike? Whoa! "Twilight Spikle"!
:: Ha-ha, very funny. Huh? [gasps] Wait. Why am I Spike? [screams]
:: Whoa! This is freaky! Uh...
:[whoosh]
:Mane Six: [gasp]
:Lightning Chill: Whoa. Something's wrong with our portal. We got sucked right back through.
:Sugar Snap: It's like we got... disconnected.
:Applejack: Somethin's not right.
:: Well, that's for sure! Discord's birthday wish should've put everything back to normal, but everything is even more chaotic than before!
:[phone rings]
:Pinkie Pie: Sorry. Have to split for a moment and take this. Oh, okay. And then I said... [trails off]
:[Fluttershy]
::Maybe we can try agaaaaain!
:Rest of Mane Six: Huh?
:Rarity: Bravo!
:Echo: Wow!
:: I'm in Spike's body. Fluttershy is singing everything she says. Pinkie just answered a piece of fruit. I think that the mix of cosmic wish energy and the Wild Side magic is messing with the natural order of Equestria!
:Applejack: So Discord's wish wasn't strong enough?
:: I'm afraid not. Which means our two worlds are merging into one! If that happens, we'll have more than a little chaos to worry about!
:[Fluttershy]
::This doesn't look goooooood
:Pinkie Pie: [talking incoherently]
:[poof!]
:Pinkie Pie: [yelps]
:Rest of Mane Six, Spike, Echo, and Sugar Snap: [gasp]
:Lightning Chill: Chill out, everypony. [slurps] I think we can clean up the loose Wild Side magic and set everything right. And I know just how to do it.
:Pinkie Pie: She's very good at cleaning. Especially glitter. Also, I still have all those weird magical items in the pantry. Sorry, mom. Gonna have to call you back. Gotta go save Equestria! [chomps]
:[zip!]
:: Okay! What's the plan?
:Lightning Chill: First, we'll need those objects so we can infuse them with our magic.
:[rumble!]
:Mane Six and Wild Siders: [gasp]
:[poof!]
:[Fluttershy]
::We gotta hurryyyyy!
:[magic sounds]
:Rainbow Dash: Coooool! Let's test 'em out!
:Rest of Mane Six and Wild Siders: [cheer]
:: Now it's a portal wand!
:Rest of Mane Six and Wild Siders: [cheer]
:: All right, everypony. It's time to end this chaos once and for all!
:Pinkie Pie: Wait! Does this mean...
:[zip!]
:Pinkie Pie: ...goodbye?!
:Sugar Snap: I think it might.
:Echo: But it's been fun. Super fun.
:Lightning Chill: We could meet again. After all, you never know what the future holds.
:Mane Six and Wild Siders: Awwww...
:[magic sounds]
:[whoosh]
:Mane Six: [sigh]
:[whoosh]
:Twilight Sparkle and Spike: Hey! I'm me again!
:Mane Six and Spike: [cheer]
:Discord: Just in case these ponies are in need of a little more chaos. [chuckles]
:[crack!]
:Discord: Uh-oh.
:[credits]