There Goes the Wario Brothers/Transcript

[The Scene starts the heroes are at toad's house,toad makes bacon]
Goku:[Singing] Making Bacon,Making,Making,Bacon,Making Making Bacon,it's so greasy!
Luigi:You just made that song didn't you?
Goku:Yep!
Toad:Ok Fellows,Bacon's [Toad Trips] WOAH!
[Toad falls,The Frying pan goes up in the air,A strip of bacon Flys on goku's forehead]
Luigi:[On his phone texting]So are we having bacon from goku?
[The Frying Pan almost hits luigi].
Goku:Yummy Bacon! [Goku use his tongue to slide the bacon into his mouth].
Toad:[Gets up] Ugh,how did i-
[Toad looks down,The Gallon of milk is spilling on the floor]
Toad:Spilled milk?
Goku:[Mouth fill of bacon] Wasn't me.
Luigi:Well i putted the milk in the refr-
[The Phone Rings]
Toad:[Puts it up] Hello? Pairs House,Toad speaking?
ToadsWorth:[From the phone] Toad,Come quick!
Toad:Ok We'll be there! 
[Before Toad can hung up]
Toadsworth:Wait!What is today?
Toad:Tuesday.
Toadsworth:Ok.
[Toad hungs up]
Toad:Guys,we have to-
[Toad look,they both are gone]
Toad:Well,i guess they left without me [Type in a digit code and goes though a secret door]
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[Toad Pops out from underground]
Toad:[Walks in the castle] What's the problem?
Goku:We was waiting on you.
Peach:Someone stole the gold from the castle!
Luigi:How much?
[Peach opens the vault that is empty].
Goku:[Walks in] Oh my!
Toadsworth:We was thinking someone stole it from the roof.
Luigi:That makes sense.
Peach:And i don't know what happen to the guards,4 was knocked out,2 was handcuffed.
[The 2 guard handcuffed together try to unhook the cuffs]
Peach:And one is tied
Guard #1:[Tied] Help?Someone?
Goku:Who you think did this?
Peach:I don't know,i don't really have any enemies,I have a few bowser,Wario,Chichi.
Luigi:[Snickers]
Peach:The koopa brothers,some guy from the mall,Goombas,wow i do have a lot of enemies.
Toad:Who you think is it?
Peach:It Could be anyone for all i know.
Gohan:So it can even be you?princess peach?[Walks up to peach] Or is that your real name!?
Peach:Uh,I'm the victim here.
Goten:Well you should know,brother ,or are you my real brother?
Gohan:You was sounding really strange last week,Where was you august 17!?
Goten:At the park!
Gohan:Yeah,right.
Goten:You and videl,make weird noises at night,what are you two doing?
Gohan:That's none of your business!
Goten:Impostor! Get him!
[Goten and gohan goes off screen fighting].
Trunks:Hey knock it off you 2!
[Runs after them].
Goku:So we have to found out.
Peach:Please do.
Toad:Ok let's go.
Luigi:Let's check chichi first.
Trunks:[Off screen]AHH! My arm!
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[Luigi opens the door of chichi's resturant].
Luigi:Check for anything suspicious.
Toad:[Check under the tables] Nothing,a clean table with not gum under it.
Goku:[Check a guy's hamburger]Nope,[Eats his hamburger].
Guy:Hey that's mine!
Luigi:[Walks to the counter and takes a seat] Well,chichi you hidden something?
Chichi:Hidden what?
Luigi:The millions of coins missing in the mushroom kingdom castle!
Chichi:WHAT!?
Luigi:It's obvious you did it.
Chichi:Liar!
Goku:[Eats a woman's hamburger] Nope.
Woman:[Hits goku with her purse and leaves].
Goku:Ah.
Toad:Luigi it's not her.
Luigi:you did it didn't you!?
[A second later chichi throws luigi out the resturant].
Chichi:And stay out! [Goes back in].
[Goku helps luigi up].
Luigi:Ok it's her.
Toad:Wow else you think it is?
Goku:What about sonic.
Toad/Luigi:[Looks at each other]Nah.
[Wario spys on them from the bushes].
Wario:They'll never found out.
Waluigi:Of course we did it.
[They go back inside the bushes].
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[Luigi kicks a trash can].
Toad:Hey,that's littering!
[Luigi looks inside it].
Luigi:Nope nothing.
[Goku looks around].
Goku:Well we checked chichi,we checked bulma,we checked army,but we didn't check sonic.
Toad:I might have an idea.
Luigi/Goku:Who?
Toad:One of the koopalings?
Luigi:Nah.
Goku:Probably not.
Toad:[Scans the air,his device beeps] Something is around us!
[Goku throws a ki ball upwards it hits something above].
Goku:[Points to a giant cloud] There's something behind that cloud!
Luigi:Let's go!
Toad:Wait,how are we going to get 1,300 feet above the ground?
Luigi:We can find a cannon.
Toad:That will take too long.
Goku:I can carry both of you.
[Toad presses his hat,it turns into a propeller hat,the scene changes toad is flying in the air,goku is carrying luigi].
Goku:Don't worry i won't drop you.
Luigi:I hope you won't.
Toad:I'm starting to see an airship!
[Toad points to the airship appearing in the sky].
Goku:I hope we get there without being noticed.
[A flying koopa flies around,luigi kicks out.]
Goku:What you did that?
Luigi:I thought he was going to attack us.
[They reach the airship.]
Toad:We just got to be very ----
[Luigi trips over a small pipe,falls in a big pipe.]
Luigi:AAHH!
Goku:Should we go after him?
Toad:Nah,He'll be fine.
[The sound of something dropped is heard.]
Toad:Who's there!? [Pulls out laser gun.]
[Goku gets in a fighting position.]
Goku:Get ready.
[Suddenly,mario walks out,toad fires at him,mario ducks.]
Mario:Woah!
Goku:Mario?What are you doing here?
Mario:Well i found this airship,and i thought it was bowser or something,but none is on this ship,It's empty!
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[Luigi hits the ground.]
Luigi:Ugh,where am i?
[Luigi's voice echos.]
Luigi:It's empty in here.
[Luigi Walks around.]
Luigi:Hello?
[He bumps into a button,the button,turns on the lights,music is heard,the dance floor lights up.]
Luigi:Oooh.
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[Toad,Mario,and Goku checks everywhere for luigi.]
Mario:Weegee?
Toad:Green Hat?
Goku:Mr.L?
[Toad opens a door,it's a boss stage]
Toad:I'm pretty sure this is where you fight the boss,remember?
Mario:Sure did.
Goku:Hey a throne! [He Sits on it] I'm a king!
Mario:[Bowing] All hail king goku!
Goku:[Puts on a paper crown] Yes!
Toad:Ok that's enough that you too,now where's is luigi?
[Somewhere outside the boss stage,wario pushes a red buttom with a skull on it!]
Wario:Now i better run. [Runs away]
[Alarm rings]
Airship Narrator:Warning,airship is self desruct in 5 minutes!
Goku:Wasn't me this time!
Mario:Bowser might found out that we enter this airship! we better find luig and quick!
[Goku Rips his paper crown apart,they all race out the door]
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[Toad,Mario,Goku opens a door,luigi is breakdancing to the music on the dance floor.]
Goku:Nice.
Toad:There you are!
Luigi:Huh?
Toad:The ship is about to blow up in 3 minutes! let's go.
Luigi:Aw,but i was going my groove on!
[They run out the door,soon to reach the outside of the airship,suddenly the walls closes,trapping them.]
Mario:Oh no we're trapped!!!
Goku:I'm busting us out!
[Goku makes a hole in the wall to escape]
Luigi:Now let's go!
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