Katja

Katja Messerschmitt is some kraut Lucario with a bad temper, trust issue, and a sword the size of a fucking aggron. (As in just a regular aggron, not one that's actually- oh nevermind)
==Past==
>Be in clan
>Clan is warrior-centric
>Want be strong warrior
>Be woman
>NO CAN HAS
>Build own weapon
>Forced to flee for MUH TRADITIONS
>Live forever regret because parents are shame
>Be in woods
>El Banditos
>Can't use sword yet
>[Censored]
>Scarred 4 lyfe (metally and physically)
==RP shit==
>See annoying monkey
>Go on quest because pleasing Odin means can see family in afterworld
>Monkey is annoying little fuck
>Meet dog
>Dog + you = <3
>Fight people and shit with big ass-sword
>Big fire breathing-badger has crush on you
>Passive as fuck so no
>Have moral disagreement with monkey
>Mortaly wound him and jump ship
>Come back later to stop his evil plan
>He survived and returns the favor
>Survive cuz plot armor
>Many moons pass
>Be in wrecked city
>Checkin shit out, wonderign what's up with flying cat-things
></3 because dog dumped you
>Cat-thing attacks!
>Lose
>Brougth to leader, he takes ur sword YOU MADE N SHIT WHAT A DICK
>Saved by guitar playing midget
>Wake up to find midget AND THAT FUCKIGN MONKEY
>Lay egg (not even fuckign joking)
>WTF?! But I wasn't- (again, not even fuckign joking)
>Forced into shameful retirment
>Dream of meeting parents in Sovengarn kille dby stolen weapon and single-mom status
>Escape city with egg
>Everyone wants muh egg!
>Bright light and ????