Unikitty! Life Of Crime A Spongebob X Unikitty! Crossover

[A shot of the exterior of the Happy Burger is shown.]
TV Announcer: And now, back to Unikingdom Crime Theater. Next up, is ghost the musical [wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]
[The scene changes to show a black and white TV. On it, there is a sleeping man. Another lego figure with mustache comes in and laughs evilly. He grabs the other man's wallet, and the sleeping man wakes up. The Lego Figure, possibly the Sneaky man, runs away with the wallet, laughing evilly.]
Lego Victim: STOP! YOU THIEF!
[Two police officers show up.]
Cop #1: Which way did he go? 
Lego Victim: [pointing to the direction the thief ran and hide and put a sheet under his head with going vooooooooooooo] HE WENT THAT WAY! 
[Three police officers run after the Lego thief, off-screen. They run back into frame with the Sneaky man tied up. The scene cuts to the Sneaky man wearing prison stripes.]
Thief: [As bars come down and the scene pans out to show the TV inside of the Happy Burger, at a table.] boo voooooooo hahahahahahahahahaha
Mr. Happy: What a no-good eel-in-the-bone that guy was! [Stands on barrel.] There ain't nothing worse than a thief! Thieves need to be locked up forever! They should all be strung up by their gills and forced to breathe air!
Unikitty: But, Mr. Happy, what about all the stuff you stole?
Mr. Happy: What do you mean?
Unikitty: [points to the barrel Mr. Happy is standing on] Like that barrel. [The scene then shows a close up of the barrel.] It says, "Property of Ice Pop Factory".
[Mr. Happy jumps off the barrel.]
Mr. Happy: Oh, that's where I rent me chocolate cake from a cake factory
Unikitty: Are you renting the barrel, too?
Mr. Happy: Well, yes.
Unikitty: Then you bought it?
Mr. Happy: No.
Unikitty: Then, isn't that stealing?
Mr. Happy: Well, I, uh...
Puppycorn: [While holding up a towel.] What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna?
Mr. Happy: Um... Well..
Unikitty: [While waving a phone back and forth] And this Unikingdom phone?
Mr. Happy: Well, uh, it's
Puppycorn: [While holding up hedge clippers] And FeeBee's hedge clippers?
[Mr. Happy is now starting to sweat]
Mr. Happy: Oh, they're...
Unikitty: And the Little Citizen Creature's lawn mower? [Extreme close-up of Unikitty's paws. It has a small lawnmower in it.]
Mr. Happy: Well, he...
Unikitty: [While holding up hair curlers] Even Really Old Edith's hair curlers?
Mr. Happy: [While grabbing the hair curlers] That one was a gift! [He stops sweating.] Listen, all that stuff is, uh... borrowed.
Unikitty: Borrowed? Well, that's a relief. I thought you took it without [While shaking her head] permission.
Mr. Happy: [While waving his hand down] Ah, permission shmermission! You can borrow anything you want, anytime, as long as if you give it back [puts arms to side] before it's missed. [While shrugging] Everyone knows that! Right?
Unikitty And Puppycorn: [raises paws in the air] Okay!
[The scene changes to show a wide shot of the exterior of the Happy Burger. Mr. Happy pushes Unikitty and Puppycorn out the door.]
Puppycorn: But i don't even work in here!
[Unikitty and Puppycorn out the door run out of frame.]
Mr. Happy: See you later! Oh, that was a close one.
[Later at the park]
Unikitty: What do you want to do today?
[The scene shows a medium tracking shot of Puppycorn and Unikitty. Unikitty is hunched over and is dragging her paws. Puppycorn is moving the top of his torso and head in the z-direction.]
Puppycorn: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
Unikitty: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
Puppycorn: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
Unikitty: I don't know. What do you want to do today?
[The two stop moving. Puppycorn gasps and the scene pans out to show Beau with a balloon stand. The scene shows a close-up of Puppycorn's head.]
Puppycorn: I know what I want to do today! [The scene shows a close-up of the balloons. They sparkle.] I need some money. [Puppycorn looks in left pocket] Uh. [He looks in his right pocket.] Oh. [He looks in his belly button. The scene shows an extreme close up of his belly button. It shows that there is some lint, a paper clip, and a ticket.] Oh... [The scene shows a two-shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn.] [While shaking his head] I don't have any money. [The scene changes to a medium close-up shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn leaning in.] Sis, I want a balloon really, really badly! [The scene shows a close-up of Unikitty and Puppycorn.] Really, really badly!
[The scene shows a wide shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn backing up.]
Unikitty: It's okay, Puppycorn. [Points behind herseld] There's lots of money in the First National Bank of Unikitty. [She turns and makes a rainbow appear] Follow me! [The two ride the rainbow until they land on the ground next to a cauldron that the rainbow was leading into. Unikitty picks up the cauldron. The scene shows a medium shot of Unikitty. She tries to dump the contents of the cauldron out, but there is nothing in it. She looks in it and a close-up shows that the cauldron is empty.] Uh-oh. I'm broke, too. [The scene changes to show a wide shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn. Unikitty throws the cauldron behind him.] Maybe we could borrow money from Richard? [Unikitty turns around.]
Puppycorn: No, wait! [The scene shows a close-up shot of Puppycorn's face.] Instead of borrowing the money, why don't we just borrow the balloon?!
[The scene shows a medium close-up shot of Unikitty]
Unikitty: Yeah, like Mr. Happy!
[The scene shows a two-shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: It's just borrowing, right?
Unikitty: Yeah, and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?
Puppycorn: Right!
[The scene changes to show a wide shot of Beau giving a balloon to Rascal a balloon. Unikitty takes a green balloon, while she whistles. Unikitty and Puppycorn run with the balloon, while laughing.]
Puppycorn: This is so great!
[The two stop in downtown Unikingdom.]
Unikitty: We're going to have so much fun. We can run with the balloon!
[The scene shows a two-shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn]
Puppycorn: Yeah, then we can go to the beach with the balloon!
[The scene shows a close-up of Unikitty.]
Unikitty: Yeah! then we can take a bike ride with the balloon. Then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!
Puppycorn: And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!
[The scene returns to the two-shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn.]
Unikitty: And the candy shop!
Puppycorn: And then my backyard!
Unikitty: And inside a plane!
Puppycorn: And over a rock!
Unikitty: And under a hill!
Puppycorn: And swallowd by a whale!
Unikitty and Puppycorn: We love borrowing. We will take this balloon here or there. Say, we will take it anywhere.
[The balloon pops. The royal siblings are speechless to see that the balloon has popped.]
Unikitty: It popped.
[Both take another look, quietly. The scene shows a close-up, high angle shot of the popped balloon. The scene returns to the two-shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn They start screaming. The scene shows a close-up of Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: How are we going to return it now, big sis?
[The scene shows a medium shot of Unikitty on the ground.]
Unikitty: [While picking up the balloon pieces] I got the pieces!
[The scene shows a medium shot of Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: [put his paws in the "air"] I got the air. And not to mention, glue. [picks up glue]
[The scene shows a two-shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn]
Unikitty: Hurry little bro! Put the pieces on! [Unikitty puts the pieces in a balloon shape in the "air". as Puppycorn tries adding glue. It falls to the ground.] We popped the balloon!
Puppycorn: Ga-heh! 
Unikitty: We can't return it!
Puppycorn: Wha-guh!
Unikitty: We're thieves!
Puppycorn: Hi-yo-hoo-ya-hee!
Unikitty: We have to confess!
[Unikitty grabs some of Puppycorn's fat]
Puppycorn: Confess?! Are you outta your mind?! Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here. [The scene shows a wide shot of the scene.] [As Stellacopter, Ted Butter, a random citizen holding a briefcase, and Dino Dude walk up and stop, Theodore, Really Old Edith, FeeBee, and Cookie Guy look out their window, and a rat's head pops up from the sewers] WEEEEE... STOOOLE... A BALLOON!!! [The scene shows a medium shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn.] [As Stellacopter Walks by] And they're going to lock us up forever.
[Unikitty covers Puppycorn's mouth.]
Unikitty: I don't wanna go to jail! [The scene changes to a medium shot of the two. The two talk gibberish. Unikitty walks in a circle sticking his tongue out. Puppycorn flops on the ground. Unikitty starts flopping on the ground. She slides in a curve and then gets up. She grabs her tongue and starts shimmying around. Master Frown and Brock walk by and stop in their tracks laughing. Puppycorn starts crawling. Unikitty jumps in the air, holding her tongue. She then twirls it around, when she is in the air. Puppycorn starts bouncing around on his butt and Unikitty turns her two eyes into one.]
Master Frown: Wow, street performers. [Still laughing]
[The scene shows a very wide shot of Master Frown, Unikitty, and Puppycorn. A crowd gathers around admiring the show. The crowd cheers as Puppycorn starts wobbling and as Unikitty is moving her eyes around and wiggling her paws. The two stop as they turn white in fear.]
Unikitty and Puppycorn: [yelling] IT'S NOT WORKING!
[The two scream and run away. They hit the balloon cart.]
Beau: Hi there!
[Unikitty and Puppycorn scream and run away. Beau looks confused]
Beau: Hey! Don't you want a free balloon? It's National Free Balloon Day!
[Unikitty and Puppycorn are shown running at a low shot.]
Puppycorn: He's onto us!
[The scene shows Unikitty running in a somewhat tracking shot medium shot.]
Unikitty: It's not safe in the Unikingdom anymore. We've got to move fast and cover our tracks.
Puppycorn: [running while carrying a can of green paint and making a line of green paint on the ground] I'm on it, Unikitty!
[The two are shown running in a panning shot. The scene changes to show the top of a cliff outside of Unikingdom. Unikitty and Puppycorn are looking at Unikingdom. Their backs are shown.]
Unikitty: Take one last look Puppycorn. We can never go back.
[The scene shows the two from the front at a worms-eye view.]
Puppycorn: [While waving sadly] Goodbye, Unikingdom.
[The scene shows Unikitty in a medium shot.]
Unikitty: [while picking up hobo stick] We've only got ourselves and what we can carry on our backs.
[The scene shows Puppycorn in a medium close-up.]
Puppycorn: [Picks up his stick.] Yup.
[Puppycorn struggles. The scene shows a wide shot of the scene. Puppycorn is shown holding a stick that is attached to a bundle that is attached to a large building. Puppycorn stops.]
Unikitty: We're going to have to travel lighter.
[The scene shows a shot of the sunset. Unikitty and Puppycorn walk towards the sun. The scene changes to show Unikitty and Puppycorn sitting next to a campfire at night in a very wide shot.]
Puppycorn: I wanna go home.
[The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]
Unikitty: We can never go home, little bro. We're wanted Puppycorn. [The scene shows a medium shot of Unikitty] We'll spend the rest of our lives running...running, but at least it's warm around the fire.
[The scene returns to the wide shot of the two.]
Puppycorn: Hey! We are in a forest. And the wind is-
[The fire goes out. An howl noise is heard.]
Puppycorn: I'm scared, Unikitty!
[The scene returns to the medium shot of Unikitty]
Unikitty: No more nice, warm beds.
[The scene shows a medium shot of Puppycorn.] 
Puppycorn: Huh?
[The scene returns to the medium shot of Unikitty]
Unikitty: [saddened] No more Unikingdom Burgers.
Puppycorn: NO!
Unikitty: No more getting mail!! [A medium close up of Puppycorn is shown. Puppycorn sucks his thumb sobbing. The scene shows a medium close up of Unikitty. She starts to tear up and turns into Sad Kitty] No more Pet Pet!! [A medium shot of Puppycorn is shown. Puppycorn rocks back and forth crying] [Off-screen] No more movies!! [The scene returns to the medium close-up of Unikitty. She starts crying.] No more Richard!! [The scene returns to the medium shot of Puppycorn. Puppycorn is still rocking back and forth while he is still crying] [Off-screen] No more Hawkodile or Dr. Fox or Mr. Happy!! [The scene returns to the medium shot of Unikitty. She is holding a long list] [As she throws the list behind herself sobbing] No more anything!!
[The scene shows a wide shot of Unikitty and Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: [crying] I REALLY WANT ICE CREAM!!
Unikitty: [sobbing] SORRY!! BUT NO MORE ICE CREAM!!
[Unikitty and Puppycorn screech and cry large puddles of tears. As they do so, they roll around. 10 minutes later, they ceased from bawling.]
Unikitty: But it doesn't have to be all bad, right? [Turns back to normal] I mean, at least we have each other.
Puppycorn: [losing sadness] Yeah!
Unikitty: [The scene changes to show a medium shot of Unikitty.] And all that running is good for your buns and thighs.
[A picture of a strong, muscular German man appears. He is wearing nothing but shorts.]
Muscleman: Ja. Buns und t'ighs.
[The scene shows a medium shot of Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: [Standing up] And the bitter cold, it's bracing, isn't it?!
[The scene shows a medium shot of Unikitty. She looks like a cubic snowman.]
Unikitty: Yeah! Maybe being a felon could be... [breaks out of snowman] ...fun! [Loosening tie] We can loosen our ties.
[The scene shows a closeup shot of Puppycorn with a green necktie on his head. There is an air bubble in his head.]
Puppycorn: Yeah! [Unloosens tie from his head as the scene pans out until it is a medium scene. The air bubble stuck in there deflates. Puppycorn jumps, waving his hands] And we can fly!
Unikitty: Yeah! [jumps off a cliff, then falls, screaming, and hits the ground with a thud. Her pained voice echoes from the bottom.] Okay... we still can't do that! [crawls back up to Puppycorn].
Unikitty: But we don't have to shave.
[The two sit down. A medium close-up is shown.]
Puppycorn: [While lifting his left leg] I'm way ahead of you, sis.
[An extreme close-up of Puppycorn's hairy left leg is shown. The scene of Unikitty in a medium close up is shown.]
Unikitty: And you get to talk tough! [Unikitty is shown in a wide shot. She transforms her head into a 10-gallon hat.] [Imitating a cowboy] This town isn't big enough for the two of us.
Puppycorn: Uh, let me try. [Using a bad impersonation of a cowboy] Uh...hey, punk.
[Puppycorn laughs. The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]
Unikitty: And the best part is: now that we're felons, we don't have to return anything we borrowed!
[The scene shows a very wide shot.] 
Unikitty and Puppycorn: [jumping for joy] Yeah!
[The scene shows a medium shot of Puppycorn. He lands on his butt.]
Puppycorn: And I owe it all to [Points at Unikitty] you.
[The scene shows a medium shot of Unikitty]
Unikitty: What are you talking about? Taking the balloon was your evil plan.
[The scene returns to the medium shot of Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: No. You are the one with the sticky claws.
[The scene returns to the medium shot of Unikitty]
Unikitty: [blushes happily and giggles] Aww, Puppycorn. [The scene returns to the wide shot of the two.] You're the best bad influence ever.
Puppycorn: [blushes pink as well] You too. [The two get up and hug.] I wish we had something to eat though.
Unikitty: [As the two sit down and Unikitty takes out two chocolate bars] Look what I've got!
Puppycorn: [cheering] Rectangles!
Unikitty: Not just any rectangles...[The scene shows an extreme close-up of the candy bars] Candy bars!
[The scene shows a close-up of Puppycorn's face.]
Puppycorn: Oh!
[The scene returns to the medium shot of Unikitty.]
Unikitty: All we have to do is make them last for the rest of our lives!
[The scene shows to the medium shot of Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: Thanks Unikitty. I think I'll eat it now. [Puppycorn takes a big bite of the still-wrapped chocolate bar, finishes the rest and then sighs.] I think I'll eat it now. [Takes another big bite of his paw.] Ow! Huh? [An extreme close-up of Puppycorn's hand is shown. The scene returns to the medium scene of Puppycorn.] Where'd my candy bar go? [Starts digging in the sand] I must have dropped it.
[The scene returns to the medium shot of Unikitty.]
Unikitty: You just ate it, Puppycorn. It's all over your face.
[The scene shows a medium close-up of Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: [still looking] Where'd it go? I'm gonna starve. [Digs a big hole] Where'd it go?
[The scene pans out to show that Unikitty has been covered in sand. Puppycorn pops up from under Unikitty.]
Puppycorn: I can't find it! [The scene shows a close-up of Puppycorn's head] Where could it possibly be? [looks up at Unikitty, still holding her unopened candy bar.] AHA!
Unikitty: What?
[Puppycorn completely turns shades of red and purple as he starts to rage]
Puppycorn: YOU STOLE MY CANDY BAR!
Unikitty: No, I didn't.
[That did it. Puppycorn's eyes start glowing purple with the sound of electricity buzzing, his pupils change from brown to pink, and purple lightning starts moving around Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT IS, HUH?!?!?!?! ONCE A THIEF, ALWAYS A THIEF!!!!
Unikitty: You ate yours! [points to his candy bar] This is mine!
[The scene shows a close-up shot of Puppycorn, who is still in his Puppy Rage form and has purple fire moving around him like the human torch.]
Puppycorn: YOOOOU... TOOOOK... MY... ONLY... FOOOOOD!!!! [The scene pans down to show a grotesque close-up of Puppycorn's stomach.] NOOOOOW... I... AAAAM... GOOOING... TOOOOO... STAAAAAAAAAAAAARVE!!!!
[The scene shows a wide shot of the two.]
Unikitty: [nicely] Here Puppycorn. Just calm down and take half of mine.
Puppycorn: YOURS?!?! DON'T YOU MEAN MINE?!?!
Unikitty: Do you want it or what?!
[Puppycorn goes back to normal, but is still angry]
Puppycorn: I don't want it unless you admit you took it.
Unikitty: NO NO NO! This is my candy bar!
Puppycorn: Liar, liar, plants for hire.
Unikitty: It's "pants on fire", Puppycorn.
Puppycorn: What would you know liar?
Unikitty: Well, if you're going to be that way, then I'll just eat it myself!
[The scene returns to the medium close-up of Puppycorn.]
Puppycorn: You better not. [Unikitty rips open the wrapper] [House of Horror music starts playing] [back to Puppy Rage] I'M WARNING YOU!!!!
Unikitty: Aaah... [Unikitty opens her mouth wide and takes the candy bar closer to her mouth, swaying her tongue up and down.]
Puppycorn: DON'T!!! [The scene shows an extreme close-up of the candy bar and Unikitty's mouth. Unikitty moves her tongue closer, almost touching the bar.] [High-pitched yelling] STOP IT!!!! [Unikitty chomps lightly on the bar] DON'T!!! [The scene shows a close-up of Puppycorn.] BAD CAT!!!!
[The scene shows to the close-up to Unikitty who puts the bar in her wide open mouth; her cat fang teeth go across the surface of the bar, making strings of chocolate]
Puppycorn: [Enraged] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! [The scene shows a medium shot of Unikitty. She puts the bar through her head and moves it left to right. Puppycorn is jumping around while he covers his ears as purple fire and purple lightning move all around him.] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! [The scene changes to show a close-up of Unikitty. She licks the candy bar. The scene shows a close-up of Puppycorn, still in his Puppy Rage form. He is screaming and shaking his head. Unikitty is shown licking the candy bar again, but this time her eyes are closed. The close-up of Puppycorn screaming and shaking his head is shown again. The medium close-up of Unikitty, she slowly pushes the candy bar into her mouth. She starts chewing. A wide shot of the two is shown.] [angrily while jumping in the air] YOU ARE A CRAZY CAT! I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS AFTER THE WAY YOU STOLE THAT BALLOON!
Unikitty: Did I, Puppycorn, did I?! Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?!
Puppycorn: YOU ARE GONNA GET IT NOW, BIG SIS! [Puppycorn throws a purple electric fireball at Unikitty, only for Unikitty to quickly dodge it. The fire lights up again, but this time in purple because Puppycorn's electric fireball bounced off a tree.] YYYAAAAAHHH! [Puppycorn screams and hops around holding his foot in pain.] FIRST THE BALLOON!! AND NOW MY CANDY BAR!! I AM TELLING ON YOU!!
Unikitty: [turns into Angry Kitty] NOT IF I TELL ON YOU FIRST!!
[Unikitty runs off-screen.]
Puppycorn: I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET THERE!!!
[He screams as he fires purple fire and purple lightning from his paws, which bounces off a boulder, burning and shocking Unikittty to slow her right down. The two are then shown running next to each other. The two are shown running from a worm's eye view and finally back to their normal forms.]
Unikitty: You're going to get in trouble.
Puppycorn: No. You are the one who should go to jail.
[The scene shows an extremely wide shot of the two running closer to the foreground.]
[The scene changes to show the Male Action Police at a coffee shop eating donuts.]
Unikitty and Puppycorn: He.. When.. him... [The scene then shows Unikitty and Puppycorn in the point-of-view of the Male Action Police] and the balloon.. and the boom... I...
[The scene then shows a worm's-eye view of the table]
Male Action Police: What can I do for you both?
Unikitty and Puppycorn: [they look at each other] WE STOLE A BALLOON! [They both begin wailing]
Puppycorn: [off-camera] I AM A BAD DOG!
Unikitty: [off-camera] WE BELONG IN THE TRASH!
Female Action Police: [While walking over with coffee] What's the problem here? What's with all the wailing going on here?
Male Action Police: Well, these two stole a balloon.
Unikitty: [As she and Puppycorn hold back tears] What are you going to do to us?
Male Action Police: [Whispering in Female Action Police's ear]
Female Action Police: Okay. Follow us kids. [The scene changes to show a wide shot of Cell 240.] [As Unikitty and Puppycorn walk into the cell] Remember. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. [closes the cell door and waits for a moment] Okay, time's up. [opens the cell] Now get out.
Unikitty: But... but we stole a balloon.
Female Action Police: Yeah. On National Free Balloon Day. [The two officers laugh. The royal siblings are shocked. The scene changes to a medium of the exterior of the Police Station. The Female Action Police has two lollipops in her hands.] How about some lollipops for the road kids?
[Unikitty takes both of the lollipops. He gives one to Puppycorn.]
Unikitty: Let's vow never to borrow anything without permission again little bro.
Puppycorn: You said it big sis. [The two put both of their lollipops together, but Puppycorn's is already eaten. The scene shows a close up of Puppycorn's face. Puppycorn's mouth is covered with lollipop residue.] Okay. Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop? [Unikitty and the two officers start laughing. Puppycorn joins in.] [returns to being angry] I mean it.
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