The Tan King's Penis

"https://youtu.be/lCU4NO1W4-E" -The Tan King's Penis
The Tan King's Penis is a separate entity that is apart of The Tan King, and is responsible for everything bad that happened to Hollownecks. This 12 inch motherfucker is the reason everyone hates The Tan King for some reason, even though he wasn't a bad guy at all.
== Creation ==
The Tan King's Penis showed up once the Tan King turned into a lame ass fork bug from his old penis worm like form Stuxnet. After tearing through Iran and teleporting to this lame ass rock with scars on it, the Tan King Farted and his Penis showed up in between his legs and said its first words. Those words were "I want to make fucking babies with a tree". The Tan King's Penis then proceeded to slap a tree with itself and create the Tree Lady, who really wasn't a tree just yet, but was just created from one. The Tree Lady (having problems) loved the dick slap in her face and wanted to be with the Pale King forever, no matter how many holes it goes through and how many babies it makes.
== Affairs ==
Believe it or not, the Tan King is not responsible for cheating on the Tree Lady, but it was the Penis all along. We all know the affair with Horny's mother, Herrah the Bitch, but no one knows about the Tan King's Penis's voyage into Elderbug's ass. This created Zote the Molester. It's possible the Tan King's Penis has seen the inside of every woman of Hollownecks' Fuck Canyon.
== Ties with the Imposter ==
The Tan King's Penis accidentally slapped a fucking bowling pin with an Among Us sticker on it, and accidentally created The Imposter without the Tan King knowing. This caused the spread of Orange Fanta and caused Hollownecks to get fucked up and get infected (and into a sugar rush). Conspiracy theories like Scatman and Morshu still think that this was all the Tan King's fault. No one knows the Tan King's Penis is a separate entity from the Tan King.
== The Tan King's Death & Aftermath ==
The Tan King died because he had enough of his penis fucking up his life and kingdom, so he cut off his Penis with a buzzsaw and fucking died. The Tan King may have died, but his Penis still lives on. With the Tan King's Penis's new found freedom, it can now fuck everything. It later then got infected, but somehow got cured because the Imposter was afraid to enter his dreams. He then founded the Hollownecks BDSM club, which was founded by the Primal Asspiss Tribe. This is why 99.99999999% of the Hollow Day Community hates this enemy, also because he ripped off the blue bird from Angry Birds. The Fanta-fection prevented the Tan King's Penis to continue this club, so he founded a community on Earth on Pee Pee Island, and is there ever since. People are too afraid to go onto the island.
== Trivia ==
* The Tan King and his Penis are from Israel.
* Here at UnHollow Wiki, we don't hate Primal Asspiss. They aren't that bad of NMEs.
* The Tan King's Penis originally was going to get his own shame, but he kept fucking Team Grape in the ass. Even Chris Larkin....and Graig too.....
* One of the most famous quotes of the Tan King's Penis is "It's time to stop giving into this fucking bullshit!"
* The Tan King's Penis helped create Among Us.
* The Tan King's Penis is not considered a higher peeing because of how scared the Godsimps are afraid of him.
* The Tan King's Penis says that Grimm's asshole smells like cigarettes.
* The Tan King's Penis is commonly mistaken for Gorb and vise versa.
* The Tan King's Penis donated 1 Billion Geo to 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐's trans rights charity stream. He wrote the check to 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 by "mistake".