Bag vs Box

A bag and a box rap against each other to see who is better at storing items.
== Beat ==
Bounce It Big: https://us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/bounce-it-big_45835
== Locations ==
Bag: A store
Box: A warehouse
== The Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
BAG
VS
BOX
(laughs)
BEGIN!
=== Bag: ===
Who ya gonna call? That's right, the workhorse of the worlds shopping craze
Paper, plastic, canvas; thousands of us get used every minute in all the days
We carry the world from store to home as much as they try
Keeping people happy as they buy, buy, buy
Boxes have their place but it's below us because we're the people's choice
Without us to carry their loads people wouldn't rejoice
So come at me box if you think you can take a turn
Because even after we're used people save us while you just get burned
=== Box: ===
Shut the heck up, Bag, because it is Amaz-on!
This guy thinks he raps better than me? OH MY GOD!
Popping you more satisfyingly than bubble wrap
I'm beating your crap verse in this rap
I'm a Box! But you ironically leave me card-bored
Beat you, until you won't want it an-y-more!
Jeff Bezos is on my side, what do you have!?
I can't find a decent line in that rap!
=== Bag: ===
Are you saying something, hold on, I'll wait
Oh I see, like Amazon, your delivery is just late
But give a second, let's be real
All your deliveries together don't add up to our deal
=== Box: ===
A bad deal, I should say, since you're a drag
When a special delivery happens, it's always a box, not a bag! (Ha!)
So you shouldn't have stepped to me you big disgrace
For now I have defeated you and put you in your place!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The announcer starts laughing over how dumb this battle is.)
OF HISTORY!