重力操作の新化学 (Juuryoku Sousa no Shin Kagaku)

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採算取って散々だ　道の瀬 UFO 	saisan totte sanzanda michi no se UFO 	There's not much profit in a UFO riding on a roadside river
履き替えた赤い靴　呪われたあれは、恋だったん。 	hakikaeta akai kutsu norowareta are wa, koi dattan. 	I changed into my red shoes, but what's been cursed is my love.This is most likely an allusion to The Red Shoes, a Hans Christian Andersen fairytale. From Wikipedia: “The story is about a girl forced to dance continually in her red shoes.” Thus the narrator says that although she puts on supposedly cursed shoes, the real curse is on her love.
 	 	
踊れダッタン 	odore dattan 	Dancing, dattanI couldn’t find this sound effect anywhere – in any case, dattan is just a sound effect.
がちゃ　あちゃ　ちゃぁ 	gacha acha chaa 	Click, clack, crapThe text here reads, “Gacha, acha, chaa. “Gacha” means clatter, but achaa means “damn” or “crap.” “Chaa” is most likely just an extention of acha and gacha, thus the translation, “click, clack, crap.”
 	 	
単身赴任で　どこ行く長身な 	tanshin funin de doko iku choushinna 	Having been transferred off alone, where did the tall figure go?
あいつの悪口で　自身を好きになるマザー 	aitsu no waruguchi de jishin o suki ni naru mazaa 	Through that guy's insults, I'm starting to like myself, Mother.
 	 	
あのね、マザー。 	ano ne, mazaa. 	Hey, Mother.
 	 	
マザー 	mazaa 	Mother
 	 	
君の素っ頓狂な返り血で　デスクは腐らないんだ 	kimi no suttonkyou na kaeri chi de desuku wa kusaranain da 	Your wild blood spurt didn't corrode the desk
一般的なアブノーマル　さしすせ塩で漬かれ　熟されたんだ。 	ippanteki na abunoomaru sashisuseshio de tsukare jukusaretan da.	A common abnormality, pickled in too much saltCredit to Forgetfulsubs for figuring this out. So the “too much salt” comes from the line さしすせ塩 (sashisuseshio). The rhyme sashisuseso is used to remember the 5 important spices in Japanese cooking, sugar, salt, vinegar, soy sauce, and miso, by using the first letter of all of these words. But here the “miso” part (so) is instead replaced with the whole word for salt (shio), thus Forgetfulsubs suggested that this might mean that it was badly seasoned since salt appeared twice.-it matured.Matured as in, it fermented in the salt. It soaked up the juices.
 	 	
まるがなまな 	maruganamana 	MaruganamanaMaruganamana – I actually tweeted Tadanoco himself about this, and he responded that he picked this for the way it sounded, and that transliterating the line into Romaji would work.
 	 	
曖昧な今　あの日 	aimai na ima ano hi 	Now, everything's unclear. On that day,
重力操作のアバンギャルドが 	juuryoku sousa no abangyarudo ga 	The avant-garde gravity manipulationThis is literally, “the avant-garde of gravity manipulation.” I’m thinking this means something like, the newness of gravity manipulation was a mistake, as in, because it was untested, it turned out being a mistake and causing problems.
間違いだって叫んだ　「バカ、バカ、バカよく見てよ」 	machigai datte sakenda "baka, baka, baka yoku mite yo" 	Was a mistake, and I shouted, "Idiot, idiot, idiot! See clearly."
 	 	
最低な今　たとえ 	saitei na ima tatoe 	Now, everything's the worst. Even if
クズと言う名のナルシストに 	kuzu to iu na no narushisuto ni 	They call it trash, still the narcissist
食べられたっていいんだよ　愛してるって勇気が無いんなら。 	taberareta tte iin da yo itoshiteru tte yuuki ga nain nara. 	Thinks it's okay to eat. Even though I still don't have the courage to say "I love you."
 	 	
お喋り顔事娘と　水槽の GID 	oshaberi kaozuko to suisou no GID 	Inane chatter or work, and the GID of a water tank.The characters for “work” read “face, thing, daughter,” but are pronounced as “work.” Credit to Naruto on Japanese Stack Exchange for figuring this out. As for GID, after research nothing fits perfectly, though perhaps “glow in the dark” would work with a water tank.
誤解を捕まえて　魚を釣るの 	gokai o tsukamaete sakana o tsuru no 	Seizing on a misunderstanding, the fish is hooked.The word “misunderstanding” is a homonym with the word for a certain kind of fish bait, thus “Seizing the bait, the fish is hooked.” Additionally, "釣り"(tsuri, translated here as hooked) can be Japanese net slang for scams and trolling (similar to the English words 'bait' and 'catfishing')” (-Forgetfulsubs). Thus perhaps “Seizing on a misunderstanding, the fish is catfished” might be a valid interpretation also.
 	 	
腹立てた中指に　は買わないよ 	haratateta nakayubi ni ringu wa kawanai yo 	Won't you buy the ring on your angry middle finger?
酢酸ナトリウム　回路が熱くなっていく 	sakusan natoriumu kairo ga atsuku natte iku 	Running on sodium acetate, the circuit grows hot.Literally, “Sodium acetate, the circuit grows hot.” The “running” is inferred so it flows better.
 	 	
今の僕は最低なんかじゃない 	ima no boku wa saitei nanka ja nai 	The person I am right now isn't the worst
嫌い機雷　ニトログリセリンに 	kirai kirai nitoroguriserin ni 	A hateful mine becomes full ofAnother pun! “Hateful” and “mine” are pronounced the same in Japanese.
な　な　っただけ 	na na tta dake 	Just nitroglycerin
 	 	
痛みでしか変わる事のない進化論 	itami de shika kawaru koto no nai shinkaron 	Evolution does not advance only through pain
憎い？憎め　どうせ食えない君だから 	nikui? nikume douse kuenai kimi dakara 	Hate? You hate me because you're so shrewd.“Shrewd” is literally “can’t eat” in Japanese. Odd expression, and the song is generally odd, so I thought it might be important.
 	 	
まるがなまな 	maruganamana 	Maruganamana
 	 	
相対な今　ずっと 	soutai na ima zutto 	Facing the present, it's okay
重力操作の思考回路を 	juuryoku sousa no shikou kairo o 	If the thought pattern of gravity manipulation
夢見てたっていいんだよ　まだ、まだ、まだ飛べないな 	yumemite tatte iin da yo mada, mada, mada tobenai na 	Always exists only in my dreams. Still, still, I can't fly yet.
 	 	
細胞の数　全て 	saibou no kazu subete 	Every single one of my cells
引力皆無のネグレクトに 	inryoku kaimu no negurekuto ni 	Is violated by neglecting the absence of gravity.
侵されたっていいんだよ　生き死体の君が言うんなら。 	okasareta tte iin da yo iki shitai no kimi ga iun nara. 	But it's okay if you, a living corpse, says so
 	 	
舞ないな今 	mainai na ima 	I'm not dancing now
 	 	
無駄な事は聞かないよ　それが君の生きる水なら。 	muda na koto wa kikanai yo sore ga kimi no ikiru mizu nara. 	I won't ask useless things, if that's the water you live in.I thought this is probably a comical reference to 生きる道 ("way of life"), which is a recurring phrase used in poems and lyrics….There is a famous song titled これが私の生きる道. 道 was replaced by 水 because "road" does not make much sense in water. So it's "water you live in" …. (This may not be a type of question that has a single correct answer. This is just how I felt about the line.) – Naruto, on Japanese Stack Exchange.
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|採算取って散々だ　道の瀬 UFO
|saisan totte sanzanda michi no se UFO
|There's not much profit in a UFO riding on a roadside river
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|履き替えた赤い靴　呪われたあれは、恋だったん。
|hakikaeta akai kutsu norowareta are wa, koi dattan.
|I changed into my red shoes, but what's been cursed is my love.
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|踊れダッタン
|odore dattan
|Dancing, dattan
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|がちゃ　あちゃ　ちゃぁ
|gacha acha chaa
|Click, clack, crap
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|短針赴任で　どこ行く長針な
|tanshin funin de doko iku choushinna
|Through the hour hand’s new appointment, where did the minute hand go?
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|あいつの悪口で　自針を好きになるマザー
|aitsu no waruguchi de jishin o suki ni naru mazaa
|Through that guy's insults, I'm starting to my own direction, Mother.
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|あのね、マザー。
|ano ne, mazaa.
|Hey, Mother.
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|マザー
|mazaa
|Mother
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|君の素っ頓狂な返り血で　デスクは腐らないんだ
|kimi no suttonkyou na kaeri chi de desuku wa kusaranain da
|Your wild blood spurt didn't corrode the desk
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|一般的なアブノーマル　さしすせ塩で漬かれ　熟されたんだ。
|ippanteki na abunoomaru sashisuseshio de tsukare jukusaretan da.
|A common abnormality, pickled in too much salt
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|まるがなまな
|maruganamana
|Maruganamana
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|曖昧な今　あの日
|aimai na ima ano hi
|Now, everything's unclear. On that day,
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|重力操作のアバンギャルドが
|juuryoku sousa no abangyarudo ga
|The avant-garde gravity manipulation
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|間違いだって叫んだ　「バカ、バカ、バカよく見てよ」
|machigai datte sakenda "baka, baka, baka yoku mite yo"
|Was a mistake, and I shouted, "Idiot, idiot, idiot! See clearly."
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|最低な今　たとえ
|saitei na ima tatoe
|Now, everything's the worst. Even if
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|クズと言う名のナルシストに
|kuzu to iu na no narushisuto ni
|They call it trash, still the narcissist
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|食べられたっていいんだよ　愛してるってゆうきが無いんなら。
|taberareta tte iin da yo itoshiteru tte yuuki ga nain nara.
|Thinks it's okay to eat. Even though I still don't have the courage to say "I love you."
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|お喋り顔事娘と　水槽の GID
|oshaberi kaozuko to suisou no GID
|Inane chatter or work, and the GID of a water tank.
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|誤解を捕まえて　魚を釣るの
|gokai o tsukamaete sakana o tsuru no
|Seizing on a misunderstanding, the fish is hooked.
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|腹立てた中指に　は買わないよ
|haratateta nakayubi ni ringu wa kawanai yo
|Won't you buy the ring on your angry middle finger?
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|酢酸ナトリウム　回路が熱くなっていく
|sakusan natoriumu kairo ga atsuku natte iku
|Running on sodium acetate, the circuit grows hot.
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|今の僕は最低なんかじゃない
|ima no boku wa saitei nanka ja nai
|The person I am right now isn't the worst
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|嫌い機雷　ニトログリセリンに
|kirai kirai nitoroguriserin ni
|A hateful mine becomes full of
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|な　な　っただけ
|na na tta dake
|Just nitroglycerin
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|痛みでしか変わる事のない進化論
|itami de shika kawaru koto no nai shinkaron
|Evolution does not advance only through pain
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|憎い？憎め　どうせ食えない君だから
|nikui? nikume douse kuenai kimi dakara
|Hate? You hate me because you're so shrewd.
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|まるがなまな
|maruganamana
|Maruganamana
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|相対な今　ずっと
|soutai na ima zutto
|Facing the present, it's okay
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|重力操作の思考回路を
|juuryoku sousa no shikou kairo o
|If the thought pattern of gravity manipulation
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|夢見てたっていいんだよ　まだ、まだ、まだ飛べないな
|yumemite tatte iin da yo mada, mada, mada tobenai na
|Always exists only in my dreams. Still, still, I can't fly yet.
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|細胞の数　全て
|saibou no kazu subete
|Every single one of my cells
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|引力皆無のネグレクトに
|inryoku kaimu no negurekuto ni
|Is violated by neglecting the absence of gravity.
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|侵されたっていいんだよ　生き死体の君が言うんなら。
|okasareta tte iin da yo iki shitai no kimi ga iun nara.
|But it's okay if you, a living corpse, says so
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|舞ないな今
|mainai na ima
|I'm not dancing now
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|無駄な事は聞かないよ　それが君の生きる水なら。
|muda na koto wa kikanai yo sore ga kimi no ikiru mizu nara.
|I won't ask useless things, if that's the water you live in.
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English Translation by PandaKittenhybrid (checked by Forgetfulsubs and Shiopaca)
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