The Bus Incident

A blob of white creme was on a bus with many passengers, including a teenage boy with a baseball cap, a mother, and her baby son! A black middle-aged bus driver was driving the bus! The bus driver picked up 2 cookies! The 2 cookies headed for the creme! 1 cookie said "Excuse me!" and the other cookie said "Pardon me, buddy!" and they squashed the creme into a CremeWich! The 2 cookies and the creme then started to sing the "Squeezed in the Middle" jingle! The bus driver and the others joined in! The baby boy wrested free of his mother's hold and took a bite out of the cookie! The cookie said "Hey! He bit me!"
The evil man with the magic computer saw the bus on his magic computer and immediately targeted it. The Magic Computer Man attacked the bus with his magic computer. The attack caused the bus to go out of control. The bus driver tried to regain control of his bus, but he was unsuccessful. The bus went off a cliff and crashed into the ground. The bus burst into flames, killing the bus driver and everyone else.
The man with the magic computer was delighted with himself until the police came knocking on his door with a warrant for his arrest on charges of murder. The man went to trial and was found guilty of murder. He was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. He became Bubba's bride and was now pounding rocks. 
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