Lisa Gets an F1/Quotes

:Crazy Cat Lady: (the dogs barking) Monster. Monsters all. Ow!
:Lisa: So, he's afraid of germs on toilet seats.
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:Paolo: Bart Simpson! You are the brother of Lisa Simpson?
:Bart: Um, uh, well, um, only by blood.
:Paolo: [Italian] Traitor!
:Bart: No, no, [Italian] please, please, I'm your friend!
:Paolo: [Italian] You lie to Paolo!
:Bart: [Italian] That girl trash to me! Garbage!
:(Paolo and Bart argument in Italian.)
:Paolo: I can't believe I let you oil my thumb! You are lower than a donkey. You are like American cheese -- a disgusting lie. I want to make your head into sausage.
:Bart: No, I love you! You have to believe me. You taught me how to be, how you say, "Euro Trash" and I'll never forget that. I would do anything for my Paolo. I have your back every day of the week: [English] Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday...
:[Both kisses]
:Paolo: Bart, you break-a my heart, like snap-a the breadstick.
:Bart: Boof.
Category:Quotes
Category:Season 35 quotes