Trolls Holiday/Transcript

The following is a transcript for Trolls Holiday.
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[male narrator] Once upon a time, in a village far away, lived a group called the Trolls that celebrated almost every day.
Hey, that's a rhyme!
The Trolls had holidays up the wazoo!
From Bubble Day to New Hairs Eve, just to name a few.
[all] Yay!
Enjoying holiday after holiday, they partied without stopping.
They celebrated everything with their leader, Queen Poppy.
[all] Poppy! Poppy! Poppy!
But across the way, in old Bergen Town, lived a group called the Bergens whose spirits were down.
They had but one holiday that brought happiness.
A tradition of eating Trolls on a day called Trollstice.
Then Poppy taught them that joy was inside all along!
So they got rid of Trollstice, and their only holiday was gone.
And so, on Trollstice Eve in Bergen Town, the Bergens, well, now they're just kind of sitting around.
Bo-ring! Bo-ring!
["Chopsticks" playing on keyboard]
♪ ♪
[door opens]
[Chad] Got another card from Troll Village.
Oh, yay. Thanks, Todd.
-I'm Chad. He's Todd. -Hi.
Yep. Got it, Chod and Tadd.
[gasps] Ooh, look, Grissy, it's another card from Poppy!
"Happy Catch Your Friend Day"?
-Ooh! -What if you drop her?
I mean, we're not insured for that kind of thing.
I would never, ever drop Poppy.
-Never. -[Gristle] Whatevs, babe.
The Trolls have so many holidays.
Too many holidays, if you ask me.
Well, I think it's...
[chuckles] ...kind of nice having so much to celebrate.
Hey, Bridgie, we do cool stuff, too.
I mean, what about all those awesome cards we send back to them, huh?
[Poppy] Huh!
Well, that's consistent.
Branch, Bridget, um, sent another card.
[grunts]
Wha--what are you doing?
Are you about to barf? I'll go get a trash can.
What? No.
I'm practicing my smile.
Y-you know, I'm new to this whole "being happy" thing.
Oh, well, here, let me help. Smiles are my jam.
Okay. There we--
No. Hmm. No.
Close.
Weird. What the--
Your face is being very frustrating.
What is the deal with these cards?
Monday. Friday. Sunday Mid-Morning?
It's like ever since Trollstice was canceled, the Bergens don't have anything to look forward to.
I feel really bad for them.
[gasps] Ooh!
Uh, uh, no. No, no, no.
I know what that look means.
You're about to hatch an elaborate plan which involves a lot of hugging, singing, dancing, and... [gulps] ...glitter.
-You know it! -Okay.
Promise me you'll sleep on it before you rush into something like you always do.
Okay.
I won't do anything.
[insects chirping]
[Branch] ♪ Just call me angel Of the morning, angel ♪
♪ Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby ♪
♪ I'm going down into the bunker, angel ♪
♪ And I'll be sippin' on coffee In the morning, baby ♪
-Good morning, Branch! -Aah!
-Poppy, you didn't sleep on it. -Not a wink.
-And you probably got a crazy plan. -And, yes, I do.
I decided the Bergens need a new holiday, and nobody knows holidays better than us!
We'll just give 'em one of ours.
And why are we doing this?
Bridget is my best friend.
They deserve to have a day of dancing and singing and costumes and presents and glitter!
[slurps] So much flippin' glitter!
Poppy, are you sure this is a good idea?
Absolutely. This is what I do.
I take care of my friends.
And this is how we're going to do it.
First, break into Branch's bunker and get him on board.
-What? -I'm on board!
[Poppy] We set off for Bergen Town, and we arrive with as much dramatic flair as possible.
We see Gristle and Bridget...
-Hey. -Poppy!
...and do some hugging.
We pitch them our holidays...
Their minds are blown!
And that's how we're going to give Bridget and the Bergens a new holiday!
[high-pitched female voice] Holiday!
-[all] Holiday! -Aah!
[sighs]
I'll go put on some pants.
[narrator] Certain her holiday mission would be a success, Poppy chartered a ride on the Caterbus Express.
Bus!
All aboard! Woop-woop!
Guys, hurry up. Come on! Let's go.
Welcome to the Caterbus Express! [imitating echo]
Oh, no...
Hey, guys. Captain No-slappy.
-Queen Poppy. -Cloud Guy.
Please put away all electronics, safely stow your carry-ons, -and hold on to your Dinkles. -Mew.
Thank you for choosing the Caterbus, the safest way to travel.
Unless we go into a wormhole.
I'm sorry. Did--did you just say wormhole?
Now sit back, relax, and feel the love.
♪ People all over the world, join hands ♪
♪ Start a love train, love train ♪
[both] ♪ People all over the world, join hands ♪
♪ Start a love train, a love train ♪
♪ The next stop That we make will be soon ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Tell all the folks in Bergen Town We're bringin' it all to you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Now please don't miss The train at the station ♪ Mew.
[both] ♪ 'Cause if you miss it I feel sorry, sorry for you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Well ♪
♪ People all over the world ♪
♪ Sisters and brothers ♪
♪ Join hands, come on ♪
♪ Start a love train ♪ Ride this train!
Come on! Ride it, ride it!
Uh, who's driving the bus?
[creaking]
[all screaming]
Wormhole!
-[gulps] [screaming continues]
[laughing maniacally]
[distorted voice] ♪ People all over the world ♪ You guys, I don't feel so good.
[distorted voice] ♪ Join hands ♪ What's wrong, Cooper?
I'm feeling weird.
[all screaming]
[laughing maniacally]
[all] ♪ People all over the world, join hands ♪
♪ Start a love train, a love train ♪
♪ Start a love train ♪
[narrator] After landing in Bergen Town, Poppy continued on her quest.
For her BFF, Bridget, she wanted nothing but the best.
-Guy Diamond, you're on glitter. -Glitter at the ready!
-Cooper, pyrotechnics. -Fire!
-Satin, Chenille, festive outfits. -[both] On it!
Uh, Poppy, about these costumes...
Branch, we've been over this. It's not a holiday without costumes!
So put on your big-boy pants and let's go in there, in three, two, one.
Stop everything!
Huh?
-Poppy! -Bridget!
-Pop Star! -B-Bop!
-Lolly Pop! -Roller girl!
-Glitter bomb! -Morning jogger.
-Helicopter! -Prim and...
[both] Proper.
-'Sup? -'Sup?
Your hair looks amazing!
[whispering] It's a weave.
I won't say a word.
It's so good to see you, Poppy!
Um, what are you doing here?
Funny you should ask.
Hit it, Smidge!
[grunts]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[high-pitched female voice] Holiday!
Lady and gentleman, we are here to solve your problems!
We have problems?
But don't worry. We have the solution.
You guys need a new holiday!
Why do we need a holiday?
How else are you gonna get presents and wear awesome costumes and play "How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?"
Hundred and seventy-two. Beat that.
My goodness, excuse me. Have you not been getting our cards back?
Uh, yeah. I especially love the Wednesday one.
You know, it really made me appreciate the middle of the week.
[grunts] Middle of the week. Told ya, babe.
Look, we care about you guys, and we want to make sure you have something to celebrate.
And here's the great news.
The Trolls have, like, a kajillion holidays, so you can have one of ours!
That's cool! I guess.
Yeah, it is!
♪ You're looking for a holiday ♪
♪ And there's a million things To celebrate ♪
♪ Your life is bland right now But that's okay ♪
♪ Prepare your minds to get blown away ♪
-♪ Holla ♪ -♪ Day ♪
-♪ Holla ♪ -♪ Day ♪
-[both] ♪ Holi-day! -Poppy, break it down!
♪ The first holiday We're presenting to ya ♪
♪ A sparkly shiny day Called Glitterpalooza ♪
♪ Homie Guy Diamond, take the mic ♪
♪ And give the Bergens Somethin' they gonna like ♪
♪ When you wake up in the morning ♪
♪ Whether it's sunny Or whether it's stormy ♪
♪ Open the door for a big surprise ♪
♪ A blast of glitter shoots in your eyes ♪
[all] Glitterpalooza, Glitterpalooza. Glitterpalooza!
[Gristle] Aah!
Ah...
Oh, yeah. Oh, that got in there.
[groans] Oh, it's in my eye.
Maybe that holiday is not really cool for us.
That's okay. We got tons of holidays.
Biggie, tell 'em about Tickle Day!
♪ We celebrate with giggles ♪
♪ Get tickled, get tickled ♪
♪ Get tickled by spiders ♪ Aah!
Tickle Day!
[roars]
[laughter]
Aah!
♪ Clearly not your idea of fun ♪
♪ Yo, Satin, Chenille Show 'em another one ♪
♪ Everyone will scream "hooray" In the electric foam parade ♪
♪ We got lasers that sparkle and glow ♪
♪ So everyone enjoys the show ♪
♪ And there'll be flowers Shootin' bubbles in the air ♪
♪ You'll be blinded by the lights But you just won't care ♪
♪ Flip a little switch Get a bubble bomb-bomb ♪
♪ Because a party ain't a party Without lasers and foam ♪ Aah! It stings!
These don't seem like Bergen things.
♪ Okay, not the holiday for you? ♪
♪ It's all good We're only halfway through ♪ You got to be kidding me.
♪ All your family and friends Will gather round ♪
♪ To enjoy the majestic sounds ♪
♪ A chorus you'll hear from miles away ♪
♪ For 24 hours, it's Balloon Squeal Day ♪
[balloons squealing]
Hey, everybody, why don't we just take a cool five?
Hmm?
-Not working? -Nope.
Still--still super weird.
These Troll holidays all suck!
I'm trying to stop her, but she just won't listen.
You have to do--
Ow! Ow! Ow! Todd! Ow!
Uh, Poppy, this whole thing has been great.
-Thank you. -And you're great for doing it.
Thank you again.
But it's a disaster.
Thank--Wait, what?
You know that wise old saying, "Go big or go home"?
[whispering] Maybe we should go...
Bigger!
Okay, that's not what I meant.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
♪ It's time to double-down In the speed round ♪
♪ Got a holiday you're gonna like Better stick around ♪
♪ Well, my favorite's Epic Hug Ball Day ♪
♪ That's a big ball of hugs ♪
♪ Or Shock a Friend Day Rub your feet on the rug ♪
♪ And touch everyone you love ♪
♪ Well, there's a very special day We call an Equinox ♪
♪ It's a great opportunity To celebrate socks ♪
♪ Socks, socks, socks, socks, socks ♪
♪ Come on! ♪
♪ Tear-Away Pants Day Feel the breeze on your hips ♪
♪ Hear the sound of Velcro Going rip, rip, rip! ♪ Why?
♪ Good Luck Troll Day Put a gem on your stomach ♪
♪ Then you spread a little charm Let a friend belly rub it ♪
♪ Rub it, rub it, rub it Rub it, rub it, rub it ♪
♪ Everyone will be so jelly When they see you on the telly ♪
♪ With a shiny pink jewel sticking right out your belly ♪
♪ On Express Yourself Day Give your opinion a shout ♪
♪ Keep It To Yourself Day Where you shut your mouth ♪
♪ There's a rockin' holiday Filled up with lots of drama ♪
♪ Get you jumpin' all around And we call it "Mosh-sha-sha-na" ♪
♪ Shoot a flare in the air Like you just don't care ♪
♪ 'Cause it's Fireworks Day In the village square ♪
♪ There's Bleepy Sound Day Where you only speak in bleeps ♪
♪ You can say anything, like... ♪
♪ If you want a tattoo But you're having doubts ♪
♪ There's Random Tattoo Day Which is not thought out! ♪
♪ Smacksgiving Day is a day we embrace ♪
♪ Especially when someone Gets slapped in the face ♪
♪ A big holiday that's a bundle of fun ♪
♪ Is Fuzzy Onesie Day, so go put one on ♪
♪ It's a onesie, and it's fuzzy And it's cute and ugly-fugly ♪
♪ And we know you're gonna love it When you're feeling super snuggly ♪ Stop!
[breathing heavily]
[gasps]
I used my outside voice...
[Gristle exhales sharply]
You don't like any of our holidays?
Poppy, all this glitter and foam...
...and pyrotechnics...
Don't forget the fuzzy sweaters!
[straining] How could we?
I guess what I'm saying is...
Hmm. Maybe it's best if you, um, go and stand somewhere, like, where we're not.
Oh. Uh, you mean, like, back here?
Uh... Mm, mm.
-How about here? -Mm-mm.
You mean, like, over here?
Maybe farther?
Wait, are you mad at me?
No, I'm not mad.
I'm just feeling a feeling that's the opposite of happy.
-What is happening? -I don't know.
It's like, the nicest fight ever.
Bridge, I think I know what you're trying to say.
[gasps] Okay, good, 'cause I really didn't want to have to say it.
-You want me... -Mm-hmm.
-...to step back... -Uh-huh.
-...so we have room... -Yes!
-...to show you more holidays! -What? No!
Like Fuzzy Legwarmer Day or Chug a Jug of Milk Day--
Poppy, enough!
You're not listening to me.
What do you want me to do?
I think...
[sighs] ...you should... leave.
Oh.
Okay.
[narrator] The holiday presentation had ended as quickly as it started.
Feeling bad for what she had done, Poppy left brokenhearted.
[Biggie] Poppy? Poppy?
-[Satin] Poppy? -[Chenille] Poppy, where are you?
-Oh, can you see her, Mr. Dinkles? -Mew.
[Chenille] Where is she?
Hey, guys, give me a minute.
Poppy, I know you're hiding in your hair.
[ululating]
-Aah! What the what? -Not Poppy!
Sorry. Wrong hair.
[snarls]
Uh, Poppy, is that you?
[sighs]
I totally blew it with Bridget. I...
I mean, we've never had a fight before.
And I'm worried I just lost my best friend forever, forever.
No. That's not possible.
I don't know, Branch.
Well, I do, because I'm your friend, and you know what?
[imitates record scratching] ♪ Friends ♪
[beatboxing]
♪ How many of us have them? ♪
-Branch. Branch, please stop. -♪ Friends ♪ Thank you.
♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ You know this one.
♪ Traveled down the road and back-- ♪ Branch, what's your problem?
♪ You just might have a problem That I'll understand ♪
♪ We all need somebody to lean on ♪
-♪ Lean on me when you're not strong ♪ -[sighs]
♪ And I'll be your friend ♪
[Gristle] You know what? No more Trolls in the castle area!
It's like the Trolls just want us to be like them, with their happy energy and glitter and foam and lasers.
[device whirring]
♪ Holiday ♪
[sighs]
Grissy... maybe we shouldn't have been so hard on Poppy and the Trolls.
Ah! Ah, ah...!
I mean, they were just trying to do something nice for us.
I guess.
I just can't believe they took a bus all this way and created an elaborate holiday-themed song and dance just to find a holiday for us.
That is poor time management if you ask me.
Yeah, they did do all of that, just to try and help us.
I mean, why does she even care so much about what we do?
There's glitter on the ceiling. Who's gonna get up there and clean that?
[enchanting music]
You're right.
She does care... a lot.
Maybe we do have a reason to celebrate a holiday after all.
[gasps] Grissy, that's it!
Whose tear-away pants are these? What?
What'd I say? Was it king-ish?
-Did I sound like a king? -Yes! It was super king-ish.
Now, get your keyboard ready. We have work to do!
You see what I did right there, Chad?
That is how a king gets things--Oh!
Very impressive, sir.
♪ Oh, you're the best friend That I've ever had ♪
♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪ Branch, stop!
I keep telling you to stop, and you just keep singing.
It's like you're not even listening to--
Oh, my holy realization, that was what I just did to Bridget, wasn't it?
Phew!
There it is. I was running out of songs.
[groans] Man.
I got so excited trying to take care of Bridget, and I...
I wasn't even listening to her.
[gasps]
[Poppy gasps]
[indistinct chatter]
[enchanting music]
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
[child giggling]
♪ ♪ Hey, everybody! The tree looks like Troll hair!
Grissy! It's so beautiful.
Bridget!
Poppy!
This is amazing.
I am so glad to see you.
I'm sorry, Bridget. I was not being a good friend.
I got so caught up in telling you what to celebrate that I didn't even think about why.
Oh, it's okay, Poppy. You actually helped us.
We realized that the holidays aren't about all that stuff.
Right?
Oh! It's not about the glitter or the presents or the decorations--
Although, man, do I love decorations.
But, no, you're right. It's not about that.
I'm learning as I go.
Me too.
I think that the holidays are about celebrating the awesome things in life.
And the super-awesome thing in our lives is our friendship with you guys, the Trolls.
And a friendship like ours is definitely something worth celebrating.
[sentimental music]
♪ ♪ Branch... [gasps] You're smiling!
I-I am?
I am! Wow!
That's what this feels like.
You have a very nice smile.
Thanks! Now I can't stop.
Yeah, this is kind of starting to hurt.
This is really nice, Bridget.
Happy Troll-A-Bration, everybody!
-[cheering] -I love it.
And since we're celebrating the Trolls, I thought we could "Troll it up" a little bit.
Hit it, Grissy!
[upbeat funk music]
♪ ♪
[Branch] ♪ Holiday ♪ Come on.
-[Bergens] ♪ Holiday ♪ -[Branch] ♪ Celebrate ♪
♪ ♪
[Bergens] ♪ Celebrate ♪
♪ If we took a holiday ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Took some time to celebrate ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Just one day out of life ♪
[Bridget] Everybody now!
[all] ♪ It would be, it would be so nice ♪
♪ Everybody spread the word ♪
♪ ♪
♪ We're gonna have a celebration ♪
♪ ♪
♪ All across the world ♪
♪ ♪
♪ In every nation ♪
♪ It's time for the good times ♪
♪ Forget about the bad times ♪ Oh, yeah.
♪ One day to come together To release the pressure ♪
♪ We need a holiday ♪
[narrator] And so Poppy and Bridget took some time to celebrate and appreciate each other on a brand-new holiday.
They would take one day out of life, and it would be-- it would be so nice.
[all] ♪ It would be so nice, holiday ♪
[narrator] So happy holidays to all, and to all a good night.
[Biggie] Oh, there you are, Mr. Dinkles!
-Mew. -Hang on. What are you wearing?
Is that a pipe? Who gave Mr. Dinkles a pipe?
[Poppy, Bridget, and Branch] ♪ We have got to get together ♪
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