Romance on the Beach

Musical guest: Kelpy G
Intro:
Moon Ska Stomper: Wake Up The Masses!
Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight. take a deep breath... for a SpongeBob fan a ganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's KaBlam!'s big beach blowout! where outdoor fun and sea creatures collide! now to take you inside to turn the pages, here are your hosts, SpongeBob and Patrick.
Start of episode:
SpongeBob: Welcome to KaBlam!, beach goers. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. 
Patrick: and I'm Patrick Star.
SpongeBob: today on KaBlam!, we're going to be having a big beach blowout at Goo Lagoon.
Patrick: and our musical guest on our show will be Kelpy G.
SpongeBob: wow! Patrick, that's awesome. I bet Squidward would love it.
Patrick: SpongeBob, are you forgetting something?
SpongeBob: what is it, Patrick?
Patrick: Is it time for a cartoon?
SpongeBob: oh Barnacles! you're right. I got to turn the page.
Patrick: great idea, buddy.
SpongeBob: okay ladies and Jellyfish, feast your eyes on our first cartoon. The Best Day Ever.
SpongeBob and Patrick in: The Best Day Ever
French Narrator: Ahh.... SpongeBob's Pineapple.
SpongeBob: Good Morning World and all who inhabited.
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: today is The Best Day Ever.
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, SpongeBob! are you ready for The Best Day Ever?
SpongeBob: Aye Aye, Captain Krabs.
Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob! today is your best day ever.
SpongeBob: that's right Squidward. I guess I'll get to work on the grill to make Krabby Patties.
French Narrator: will SpongeBob and Patrick get together for The Best Day Ever? stay tuned for more SpongeBob SquarePants.
Intermission:
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlam! fans. keep watching some old SpongeBob episodes. still to come... Life With Patrick, Prometheus & Bob.... and when we return, more The Best Day Ever. right here on "KaBlam!.
SpongeBob's Best Day Ever: Part 2
French Narrator: and now we return to SpongeBob's Best Day Ever.
Patrick: SpongeBob, what should we do on this perfect day?
SpongeBob: annoy Squidward.
Patrick: No. even better... Jellyfishing!
Patrick: Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!
SpongeBob and Patrick:
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! was that cartoon KaBlammerific?
Patrick: yes it was, buddy.
SpongeBob: say, Patrick. why don't we enjoy some Prometheus & Bob.
Prometheus & Bob: Tape 824 - Bubble Blowing
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape #824: Bubble Blowing.
End.
Quotes:
SpongeBob: here's a little something we call...
Mr. Krabs: our next cartoon. it's Life With Patrick.
Squidward: Hello! Squidward here. you know, things were going smooth sailing for Patrick. so... SpongeBob and I walked to the Krusty Krab until Patrick shows up to order a Krabby Patty. 
Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob! can you let Patrick order a Krabby Patty? 
SpongeBob: sure thing, Squidward. 
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, where's Patrick's order?
SpongeBob: right here, Mr. Krabs. Order Up!
Patrick: thanks, buddy.
Squidward: so, that's the story. Patrick finished off his Krabby Patty and he made sure the dishes are clean in the kitchen.
SpongeBob: there you go, Patrick. wasn't that last cartoon really KaBlammy? 
Patrick: yes it was SpongeBob. Squidward wasn't being so mean at all. 
SpongeBob: he never is, Patrick. he's being "Good Squidward" every day.
Patrick: let's give a big warm KaBlam! welcome to Kelpy G.
Kelpy G: thank you, Patrick. now here's some swinging Jazz just for Squidward.
Squidward: hit it, Kelpy! 
Sandy: that's the most beautiful song I've ever heard Kelpy play, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: thanks, Sandy. that was very romantic. 
Sandy: I love you, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: I love you too, Sandy.
Sandy: SpongeBob, it's time to turn the page and say goodbye.
SpongeBob: oh Barnacles! I almost forgot about that. 
SpongeBob: well, that wraps up our romantic beach bash episode of KaBlam!. see you next time!
Bert Pence: join us again next time. same KaBlam! time, same KaBlam! network.
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