I Spoil Into The Wild for everybody

== Book ==
So Tigerclaw, Redtail, and Mousefur fight RiverClan and Redtail tells them to retreat and Tigerclaw's like "No"Meanwhile Bluestar is concerned that our clan is too small, even though 
two thirds of the other clans can be counted on one hand. So Spottedleaf makes up something about fire to console her, and Bluestar goes off to commit arson. Buuut none of that matters. Our main character Rusty keeps dreaming 
about normal cat things, like catching mice and being in the forest. This is clearly an indication of his destiny, so he goes INTO THE WILD and meets Greypaw. So they have a kitten fight for about two seconds before some 
other cats show up. "Great job beating up my apprentice," Says Lionheart, And Bluestar, being too chicken to actually 
commit arson, decides that she can scoot around the prophecy by 
declaring this orange colored cat to be fire. They ask him to join them, and the next day, He's 100% ready to abandon his best friend for a group of nudist strangers. They bring him home and this guy called Longtail springs up like: "We do NOT need another cat in this household." "Aww, look they're playing!" Says Bluestar as Longtail murders her new son. Then Rusty's collar comes off, and all the symbolism clogs 
Longtail's senses just long enough for Rusty to become Firepaw. And then suddenly this kid comes in all: "Redtail's dead!" and ruins everybody's day. Then he faints before he can properly tell anyone what happened. Everyone stares at Redtail's corpse and Firepaw gets immediately converted to their religion. And then while Firepaw learns about the concept of old people,
 Bluestar makes Lionheart the new going to be leader of ThunderClan. Tigerclaw quietly throws a tantrum. Just a millisecond later, Firepaw proves he has no idea what he's doing by dragging a ShadowClan cat back to camp. Everyone decides that murder is a good solution to this problem, but Bluestar stops them. Note: Apparently medicine cats didn't have free reign of the territory like they do now, ... And also, they don't know where the other cats' camps are. So Yellowfang, allowed to live another day, orders Firepaw 
around for seven hundred chapters, until everybody goes to the 
gathering. At the gathering, Brokenstar tells them that Yellowfang kills babies. Also, they got rid of those WindClan losers. After they go home, the very second anyone leaves camp, ShadowClan comes to kill everyone. Lionheart dies, and also Rosetail, an elder you've never heard of, also dies. Yellowfang saves some babies even though she hates babies and apparently eats them. But now Bluestar's run out of loyal warriors to make deputy, so Tigerclaw is given unlimited power. "Oh nooooo!" Says Ravenpaw. Tigerclaw apparently killed Redtail, but that wasn't important until now. Afterwards, Brindleface decides to create some babies using alchemy, but because of her method two of them evaporate. Suddenly, Spottedleaf is also dead. Firepaw is sad because Spottedleaf was hot. Oh, and all of Frostfur's babies are gone. Obviously the baby eater took them, so we're going to go find Yellowfang, but before they do that, They enter Ravenpaw into the witness protection program, 
seeing as his mentor has been implying left and right that he's a 
traitor. So they find Yellowfang in the forest and Firepaw asks, "Hey, did you take those kids?" and Yellowfang says no, and Firepaw says, "Okay, I believe you." She tells them that Brokenstar has been using child laborers 
and also doing a bit of kitten murdering and blaming it all on her. They confront Brokenstar. "I killed Mufasa" says Brokenstar, "and also those kits, and also my dad." They bring the kits back and Firepaw and Greypaw get promotions. The end.
== Credit ==
Moonkitti's Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1QNVCMBYJo&list=PLgApXEfSTe4_uLW2LyjlNJbnbNtScQ7pZ
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