The Art of Language

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The Art of Language is a class taught by Mr. Bey (now Mrs. Kulik and/or Mrs. Barr) in Room 201 (and/or room 203) in the Pod. It is known for being Language Arts, yet not Language Arts, because in Language Arts you actually learn Language, usually English.
==Origin of the Term==
The Art of Language was simply called Language Arts by all, including Mr. Bey, until 2003. In 2003, Mr. Bey was sued for $3 million for tarnishing the reputation of all Language Arts classes, as he does not actually teach language. He was forced to choose a new name, hence The Art of Language.
==Common Occurances==
There are many recurring activities in the Art of Language, such as:
*Sentence Diagramming
*Overuse of Panther Quotes
*Hours on end of empty political rhetoric
*More empty political rhetoric
*Pages and pages of packets (oh, I'm sorry, documents, *nudge* *nudge*, *wink* *wink*)
*Talking about books we read in small groups (wouldn't want Mr. Bey to strain his vocal chords)
There are a few other things that are never, ever done in The Art of Language, such as:
*Learning anything besides empty political rhetoric
*Having your feet on the seat
*Learning anything
*Murder (or so you may think)