22 Parody

==Lyrics==
Taylor: it feels like the perfect day to torture my exes and then put on their skin.
Harry: Help me!
Taylor: Shut up, Harry!
Taylor: I escaped from the asylum, and kidnapped all of them so I can get my revenge!
Jake: You're sick!
Taylor: Yeah! I got Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy all wrapped in duct tape.
Harry: Bitch, give me back my fucking face!
Taylor: Bad chance, today's the first day of a never ending hell date, It's time!
Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy: Uh oh!
Taylor: Now you all will be mine, until the end of all time, I will never let you leave.
John: Somebody call the police!
Taylor: You better shut your mouth, or I will cut your tongue out!
Jake: Why are you dancing like that?
Taylor: Because I'm a psychopath, now it's your turn to dance!
Joe: You just shot me in my ass!
Taylor: You shouldn't ever have dumped me, now you're all buried, let's watch Tyler Perry.
Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Please just kill us!
Taylor: It's Madea Goes to Jail, My favorite movie!
Jake: This proves she's crazy!
John: It's making my eyes bleed!
Taylor: Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
Joe: Uh, Excuse me?
Taylor: After the murder ritual!
Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Oh, crap!!
Taylor: Then we will spend eternity together below in HELL!
Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Uh, oh!
Taylor: All the rumors are True, I am Satan.
Joe, Jake. John, Kennedy, and Harry: Yeah, we knew.
Taylor: Now your heads must all come off. BRB, I'll get the saw.
Jake: Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
John: Pick it up, call the popo.
Jake: We'll be dead once they get here, I have a better idea, send!
Taylor: What are you doing!?
Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! We were not doing anything!
Taylor: Well, no matter! Time to die!
Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: Oh, no, no, no!
Taylor: I'll see you in the afterlife!
Jesus: Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: OMG! It's JESUS!
Taylor: HOW DID YOU FIND ME J.C.?!?!
Jesus: I got a text from J.G.!
Jake: We're actually quite close, He likes all my Facebook posts.
Jesus: And he follows me on Twitter, Anyway, back to Taylor now! Time to take care of you!
Taylor: I can't move!
Jesus: With this holy water balloon!
Taylor: Ah! Get that away from me, you fool!
Jesus: Sorry, but your time here is through! Well my children that's a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me.
Joe, Jake, John, Kennedy, and Harry: YAH!
  
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