Laz'lor

Laz'lor is the sixth boss of Obsidirain's Lair. He is a colour-coded boss that uses multiple abilities of colors to fight the raid with. Players should be careful of what items they wear and of what color Laz'lor is, as only certain attacks will affect him. 
==Abilities==
===Guidelines===
Laz'lor has unique specifications, depending on what you're wearing. Tanking, for one, is still allowed, but the tank will be under considerable harm depending on what the tank has equipped.
*Undistinguished to Rare: Laz'lor will have a poison debuff stacked on you that deals 10,000 damage per second for the rest of the fight. This disease is uncurable until Laz'lor's death.
*Epic: Laz'lor has guardians called Wave Displacer that only attack enemies wielding any item of this rarity.
*Legendary: Laz'lor has guardians called Beat Brute that use magical ranged attacks on enemies with this rarity. Their attacks hit multiple other foes within 5 yards.
*Godly" Laz'lor will inflict a disease called Party Fever that deals 10,000 damage per second, that increases by 3,000 every minute. Doing too many critical hits (5) causes this attack to stun you.
*Majestic: Laz'lor will make any Majestic wielder a priority on the threat table, and will deal double damage to those enemies. Anyone who carries such an item will be able to loot his treasure box item.
===Laz'lor Skin===
Depending on what colour Laz'lor is, he can be only attacked a certain way.
*Orange: Only melee attacks and physical class abilities can harm him.
*Blue: Only magical attacks can harm him.
*Green: Only ranged attacks can harm him.
*White: Only fortitude backlash attacks (such as Pain Split) can harm him, as well as being harder to hit.
*Purple: Only enemies under status conditions can harm him.
*Gold: Laz'lor is invincible to all damage.
===Core Powers===
Laz'lor doesn't have many abilities, but he uses all four rather fast, so it is hard to get the melody right.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061230202358/wowwiki/images/thumb/3/3a/Spell_fire_fireball02.png/32px-Spell_fire_fireball02.png Disco Flames: Flames spout from the top of the room, dealing 130,000 damage to players hit. Half the raid will be targetted and must run to avoid the flames.
*http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923203550/wowwiki/images/thumb/5/55/Spell_shadow_summonvoidwalker.png/32px-Spell_shadow_summonvoidwalker.png Savage Beats: A random selection of players will have a bluish-black ring intersect around them. They must run out of the area and keep moving to avoid being hit. If a player runs into another with Savage Beats, their damage per second increases.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120325232328/wowwiki/images/thumb/d/d5/Warlock_spelldrain.png/32px-Warlock_spelldrain.png Party Plexity: A simple attack that hits the tank and spreads out, hitting all players in a pattern. The more consecutive volleys, the more powerful it is and the more people it hits.
*http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080830124303/wowwiki/images/thumb/9/99/Spell_misc_emotionhappy.png/32px-Spell_misc_emotionhappy.png Rave: A session of ten sets of explosions appear on the ground, dealing 250,000 damage per hit. Players must avoid these on the ground, and they are very fast.
==Preparation==
Consult the tactics. Laz'lor changes color every 15 seconds; prepare your attack styles for him. Also be very responsive; lag is a bitch, and is the reason why you could wipe. It is a matter of focus and reaction to beat this boss.
==Tactics==
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==Quotes==
===Intro===
*A figure is seen dancing.
*Laz'lor: Have you come to see the lights?
*Obsidirain: No, Laz'lor... they are here for my head. Yours too since you work for me.
*Oh no! How unfortunate. Well maybe I'll give them a dance of death.
*Obsidirain: Go ahead. But I have a request.
*And what would that be, my lord?
*Obsidirain: You gotta play the Color Dash one. I want to hear that echo throughout the halls as I finish repairing the Tetsu.
*Very well. It'll be a good finale.
*Obsidirain: You sound like you're prepared to die! THAT's the kind of minion I'd like! I sound terrible. BUT THAT'S WHAT I AM! MADNESS! HAHAHAHA!
*Master, the lights...
*Obsidirain: Fuck the lights! The repair bills are too damned high! And I am NOT handling paying any more engineers. I can't burn them alive because I had a throat problem at the time! BLAST IT ALL! Dispose of them.
*As you wish.
===Battle===
*Prepare for the cue!
*That beat was perfect.
*So, do you like jazz?
===Form Change===
*Color dash now in effect!
*Taste the rainbow!
**Obsidirain: WHAT IS WITH MY MINIONS AND COPYRIGHTS!
*Time for a change of flavour.
===Abilities===
*Look at that! The disco is heating up.
*The sound drops hard here, and so will your remains.
*Multiplexities, unite!
*Get some fists pumping! While you're ALL DEAD!
===Killing a player===
*Blood on the dance floor.
*That was just... terrible.
*You wouldn't stand a chance in the open!
*You call that movement? How pitiful!
*Obsidirain: Maybe if you knew the coffee grinder...
===Death===
*I died doing what I loved...
===Outro===
*Obsidirain: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Laz'lor was one of my favourites! The only one to top me in a dance off... have you even seen a dragon dance? It's a mockery to our amazing and powerful race. Well you know me. Now I believe you're waiting for the final countdown.
*Obsidirain: But not yet. NOT YET. I must stall you one last time. It isn't over yet until the bloody iron trembles. But that will be your undoing.
*Obsidirain: If you dare, follow. I'll show you my swan song! And what will make you wet yourselves if you haven't already!
*Obsidirain: You're all incompetent. You may have made it this far. But the next one... marks the end of your journey. HAHAHAHA... cough cough.... FUCK! HAHAHAHAHA!
==Loot==
Laz'lor drops 15 items, 7 which are chosen. His special treasure box is only available to players who manage to defeat him wielding a majestic item of any kind.
Item 	Type 	Quantity	Drop Rate	Wealth
[Laz'lor's Inferno] 	Two handed sword 	1 	Medium 	
[Carelessness] 	Staff 	1 	Medium 	
[Fury of the Spectrum] 	Bow 	1 	Medium 	
[Final Confetti Rifle] 	Two handed hybrid gun	1 	Very Low 	
[Hands of Mercury Style] 	Melee gloves 	1 	Medium 	
[Jack Son's Crystal Gloves] 	Magic gloves 	1 	Medium 	
[Echo of Astair] 	Ranged gloves 	1 	Medium 	
[Breaker of Ice] 	Ring 	1 	Medium 	
[Smooth Criminal's Waistguard] 	Bracelet 	1 	Medium 	
[Lightning-Struck Reflectors] 	Bracelet 	1 	Medium 	
[Shoulderguards of the Neverending Blast]	Magic shoulders 	1 	Medium 	
[Rancid Twins of Craziness] 	Ranged shoulders 	1 	Medium 	
[Victory's Safeguard] 	Belt 	1 	Medium 	
[Laz'lor's Flexibility] 	Shirt 	1 	Very High	
[Broken Jukebox] 	Special item* 	Depends 	High 	
*Only if a majestic item is carried. That person(s) can loot it.
==Achievements==
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==Notes==
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Category:Obsidirain's Lair bosses