SpongeBob Meets George Soros

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SpongeBob Meets George Soros is an episode of SpongeBob Fanon (Season 121, Episode 9a). In this episode, SpongeBob washes ashore in New York City after falling down his toilet and comes across a man named George Soros. SpongeBob and George Soros quickly fall in love.
== Plot ==
SpongeBob was sitting on his toilet constipated. He was squeezing very hard to try and excrete the feces that was lodged up his ass, but it just wouldn't budge. He pushed so hard, that when it finally came out, the poop and SpongeBob catapulted across the bathroom, ricocheted off the wall, and fell down a flushing toilet. SpongeBob gasped for breath as he washed with other urine and feces for days until finally washing ashore in New York City.
SpongeBob was dumbfounded to be in New York City, as the sanitary drain usually goes to the Pacific Ocean. However, a businessman named George was walking with his executives when he stumbled across SpongeBob running around in circles on the beach. "Hello, my name is George...George Soros! But, you can just call me George. What's your name?" asked George Soros. "SpongeBob SquarePants. But, you can just call me SpongeBob!" said SpongeBob. George took SpongeBob back to his mansion in upstate New York.
When they arrived at George Soros's mansion, SpongeBob got settled and was handed a bowl full of water similar to that of which Sandy provided. "I like you! There's a local adult prom for senior citizens ten minutes from here in a couple of hours. Would you like to go?" asked George. "Sure!" said SpongeBob. SpongeBob put on a large, strapless pink gown while George wore a black tuxedo.
At the dance, the two danced the night away! The night was capped off when SpongeBob and George bent over for a kiss on the dance floor. The two instantly fell in love and knew from then-on that they were soulmates. The next night, there was a different senior citizens dance; but this time, SpongeBob wore a black tux while George Soros wore a red prom dress with red lipstick. The two danced the night away and again kissed on the dance floor.
== Reception ==
This episode has received negative feedback through other editors on this wiki. This is good because the episode was meant to be as cringe-worthy as possible!
== Trivia ==
* George Soros will later appear in the Season 124 episode, "George Soros vs. The Diarrhea Monster."
== See Also ==
* George Soros: The Series
* George Soros vs. The Diarrhea Monster
* George Soros: The Finale
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