Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu

"Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu" is a humorous Cthulhu Mythos poem by American author Jeffrey Thomas. It was first published in the December 1989 edition of the Gretta M. Anderson-edited zine 2 AM.
==Synopsis==
In twenty-six lines the narrator describes the lengths he would go to when trying to avoid a telephone call from the Great Old One Cthulhu.
==Publication History==
Since its first appearance in 2 AM, "Yoo-Hoo, Cthulhu" has also been included in the 2005 collection of Thomas's own works Unholy Dimensions.
Category:Jeffrey Thomas works
Category:Expanded Mythos Works