FCP-294

==Containment Procedures==
FCP-294 "The Fanter Machine" must be kept in a break room with a welded shut door. If anything less than a Class 2 (Class 1 or No Affiliation) are to attempt to access FCP-294, they must be supervised at all times by 2 people. If material produced by FCP-294 ends up outside of it's containment chamber it must be given a label that says "Anomalous Material, Do Not Drink." So nobody confuses it with regular non-anomalous food. If one unknowingly drinks the material before we can label it, they are to be designated as FCP-294-2 and be forced into a containment chamber specifically for instances of FCP-294-2 because you never know what effects these perplexing potions may have. 
==Description==
FCP-294 resembles the Fanter dispensers that were built in the UFA for a limited time. The only difference (in appearance) is that these orange-and-red vending machines have the logo rubbed off with "FUNTAR" scribbled on in permanent marker. FCP-294 is decked with an RGB gamer keyboard with Rick And Morty stickers added, when the screen on FCP-294 is functional it will usually prompt the user to type out the name of a liquid. Once the liquid name is typed out and the enter key is hit, it prompts them to insert a quarter, then it gives them that liquid. The anomalous properties often come in when you try to create something that isn't an actual drink. Ordering a non-existent drink from this Fanter machine can lead to strange and wacky consequences. 
== Testing ==
=== Test 1 ===
* D-Class: D-69420
* Supervisors: Fanter Fanteriounson The IV, Dr. Flopark
* Drink Requested: A cup of Fanter
* Result: Fanter The IV started to have a seizure before dying and collapsing onto the ground. FCP-294 dispensed liquified human remains.
=== Test 2 ===
* D-Class: D-529
* Supervisors: Dr. Sex (Current CEO of Sex), Dr. Flopark
* Drink Requested: A cup of Floppus (Former CEO of Sex)
* Result: FCP-294 seemed to get jammed, then started emitting a white light from where it should dispense liquids. This continued for a second until Floppus actually stepped out of the machine, The supervisors were amazed. Floppus, not so much... he was playing Uno and was winning! Theological beings can have fun too, Dr. Sex!
=== Test 3 ===
* D-Class: D-1337
* Supervisors: Raymond Floppa, Dr. Cock (Current Co-CEO of Sex)
* Drink Requested: A cup of Monster (From Binguspedia)
* Result: FCP-294 dispensed a regular can of Monsert but with Monster on the label, how peculiar.
=== Test 4 ===
* D-Class: D-987
* Supervisors: Raymond Floppa's Corpse, Dr .Flopright
* Drink Requested: Liquid Obamium
* Result: Obamium is just Autismium and Linusium mixed together, so FCP-294 just dispensed a liquid combination of Autismium and Linusium.
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