'Verse - αΕβ - Businesses and Establishments

This page lists various businesses and establishments found in 'Verse - Blackwood universe. 
== Drinking Establishments: ==
=== Alcoholic Bars: ===
* Bars:
**Liquid Vice:
***About: Liquid Vice is an front for one of the cells part of the Unknown Ghosts Army (UGA), an paramilitary and international hacking group based out of Ukraine.
***Owner: Mikhail "Mikey" Bogadhov
*Brew Pubs:
*Cocktail Lounges:
*Dive Bars:
*Hotel Bars:
*Neighborhood Bars:
**Dirty Sammy's
***About: Dirty Sammy's is an local bar that once served Old Redport Steel Foundry workers.
***Owner: Samantha Ivers (Named after her father, Samuel "Sammy" Ivers.)
*Pubs:
**Back Alley Pub
***About:
***Owner:
** Crowing Cock Pub
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Dripping Bush Pub, The
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Frisky Donkey Pub, The
*** About: A Scottish pub. 
*** Owner: Archie H. Lithgow
** Glasgow Yobbo Pub, The
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Intercourse Pub
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Loose Camel, The
*** About:
*** Owner:
*Wine Bars:
** 
=== Entertainment Bars: ===
* Arcade Bars:
*Bikini Bars:
**TeenieKini
***About:
***Owner:
* Blues Bars:
* Comedy Bars:
* Dance Bars:
* Drag Bars:
* Karaoke Bars:
** Golden Stool, The
*** About: A Chinese-theme Karaoke bar in Chinatown's neighborhood (Chinhae Square).
*** Owner: Min Chan
* Music Bars:
* Nightclubs:
**Bacchus Nightclub
** Club XXY
** Le Chat Noir (Translation: The Black Cat)
** Pink Clam Nightclub
** Rainbow Parrot Club
* Salsa Bars:
* Sports Bars:
* Tiki Bars:
* Topless Bars:
===Non-Alcoholic Drinking Establishments:===
* Coffeehouses:
** F***offee
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Java Beanz
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Jittering Beans
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Kickstart Coffee
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Mental Coffee
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Tarsier Express
*** About:
*** Mascot: A wide-eyed Tarsier named "Jitterbug".
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Panda Express
* Cafes
** Descartes Cafe
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Duk Muff Cafe
*** About: A cafe known for its Duck-themed products.
*** Owner: Sook-Ja "Ducky" Duk
** Fermi's Paradise Cafe
*** About:
*** Owner: Malloreigh "Mallory" Yoxall
** Fresh Start Cafe
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Korova Cafe
*** About: Korova Cafe is an front for the Russian Mafia in Eastport City.
*** Owner: Viktor "Victor" Solovyov
** Lick-her Cafe
*** About: Australian-owned establishment.
*** Owner: Vincent Reid
** Rinehardt's Cafe
*** About:
*** Owner: G.H. Rinehardt
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Baumgart's Cafe
* Maid Cafes:
** Bonyu's Cafe
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Perky Maid Cafe
*** About:
*** Owner:
* Tea-houses:
** Jasmine Wyrm
*** About: Chinese-American owned tea-house in Eastport City's Chinhae Square.
*** Owner: Ai Shujiao "Asha" Laghari (Ashaiden Lassard)
** Wonderland in a Cup:
*** About: Alice in Wonderland themed tea-hosue.
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Alice's Tea Cup (NYC)
* Temperance Bars:
** 
* 
===Patronage Bars:===
* Bicycle Delivery/Messenger Bars:
*Biker Bars:
**Jackalope bar, The
*** About: The Jackalope Bar is often used as a front for the Pantoja Crime syndicate.
*** Owner: Bernardo Pantoja
** Lucky Jailbait Bar, The
*** About:
*** Owner: Joseph (Josef) Graz
** Monkey and Guns Bar
*** About:
*** Owner: Daniel "Danny" Upton
** Rattlesnake Bar
*** About: A white-nationalist biker bar and a front for Rattlesnake MC.
*** Owner: Quentin Keyes
* College Bars:
**Eastport Uni Bar
***About:
***Owner:
*Cop Bars:
*Ethnic Bars:
** Aces of Spades
*** About:
***Ethnicity: African American
*** Owner: Lawson
** Benghazi Bar
*** About: A Libyan Bar and front for Libyan Mafia
***Ethnicity: Libyan
*** Owner: Ahmed Aboud
** Krasnaya Krov' (Красная кровь)
*** About: A bar catering to Russian-American patrons and a front for the Russian Mafia.
*** Owner:
* Fern Bars (Preppy/Yuppies):
* Firefighter Bars:
* Hipster Bars:
* "Old Men" Bars:
* LGBTQ Bars:
* Sailor Bars:
* Single Bars:
* 
== Eating Establishments: ==
=== Bar and Food Establishments: ===
* Bar and Grill:
**Cargo Bar & Restaurant
*** Inspired by: Calico Bar & Restaurant
** Hornito Bar and Restaurant
*Taverns:
**Badeaux Tavern
** Corbeau Noir (Translation: Black Raven) Tavern
** Horse and Maiden Tavern
** Mister Chapeau's Tavern
*** About: A tavern focusing on French-national consumers.
** Old Eastport Tavern
** Salty Privateer, The
*** About: A tavern located in the Port Ana district.
=== Breakfast: ===
* Breakfast Tsar
** About: A Breakfast Restaurant that cooks what they want, not what you want to order.
* Flapjack Panache
* Renny's
** Inspired by: Denny's
=== Buffet: ===
* Big Bad Buffet
** Inspired by: Big Bad Breakfast (by naming)
* Fu King Buffet
** About: Chinese-oriented Buffet
* Fu Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet
** About: Japanese-oriented Buffet
* Get Stuffed!
** About: Modern American buffet restaurant.
* Tǎoyàn de Shǒuzhǐ
** About: This buffet place is a front for the Chinese Mafia in Eastport City.
** Location: Chinatown District, Eastport City, MD.
** Translation: shǒuzhǐ finger ... tǎoyàn nuisance
=== Delivery-only Food Establishments: ===
* Buff Boys Delivery
** About:
* Knockers
** About:
=== Ethnic Restaurants: ===
==== African: ====
* Bhutanese Overseas
* Cunto La'aan Dere (Translation: No Food Here)
** About: Ugandan Mafia front.
==== Chinese: ====
* Ah Wang Chop Suey Palace
** About:
** Owner: Ah Wang
** Inspired by: Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace (A Christmas Story) 
* Da Wong's
* Eggroll Capitalist
* Golden Showers
* Hung Far Low
* McWang's Rong Phuc
** About: Chinese/Vietnamese
** Owner:
* Pu Pu Hot Pot
* Wok Kok's
* Young Wang's Garden
* Yu Kee's
==== Cuban: ====
* Casa Havana
==== German: ====
* Bavarian Specials
* Das Fettes Mädchen (Translation: The Fat Maid)
* Der Apfelstrudel (Translation: The Apple Strudel)
* Der Speisewagen (Translation: The Dining Car)
* Deutsche Haus (Translation: German House)
* Die Futterkrippe (Translation: The Manger)
* Kaffee und Kuchen (Translation: Coffee and Cake)
* Gasiges Deutsch (Translation: Gassy German)
* Tischlein deck Dich (Translation: Set the Table)
* Zu Tisch! (Translation: To Table!)
* Zum Anbeißen (Translation: Scrumptious)
==== Indian: ====
* Butt Sweet Makaan
** About:
** Owner:
==== Italian: ====
* ¡Ay, Bianca!
** Owner: Bianca
* Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
** Owner: Cucina Crapitto
* Italian Bros. Ristorante
* Jack's Ristorante
** About:
** Owner: Jack
** Inspired by: Jack's Bistro (Three's Company)
* Pastagina's
* Ristorante Vargina
==== Japanese: ====
* Izakaya Kumamoto
** About:
** Owner: Hiroji Akimoto
* Nipponese
* Sinful Sushi
==== Korean: ====
* Kum Den
==== Mexican: ====
* Casa Pequeña
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by: Casa Bonita
* Casa de la Abuela
** About: A restaurant with one chef, the owner's Abuela.
** Owner:
** Inspired by: Casa de Reyes
* Chico's
* Internet and Tacos
** About: Free Wi-Fi access with purchases of Tacos
** Owner:
* Juan in a Barrel
** About:
** Owner: Juan
* No Walls Haven
** About: Open-air Mexican restaurant
** Owner:
* Taco Putas
==== Thai: ====
* McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
** Owner:
==== Vietnamese: ====
* La Du Du Vietnamese
=== Fast Food Chains: ===
==== American Fast-food Joints: ====
* 
==== Burger Joints: ====
*A&M
** Owner:
** Inspired by: A&W's Fast-food Chains
* Border Burgers
* Burger Bich's
** Owner:
** Inspired by: Burger King Franchise
* Cardiac Burgers
*Cool Burger
**About:
**Owner:
**Inspired by/Parody of: Good Burger (All That/Good Burger)
* Double Chin Burgers
* Fat F**k's Burgers
* Greasy Sack
* Handheld Strokes
* Mouthstuffers
* Seedy Buns
* Satanic Burgers
** About: Hottest and Spiciest burgers
** Owner:
==== Diners: ====
* Back-country Diner and Fuel
==== Drive-through: ====
* Come-n-Eat
==== Hang-out Spots: ====
* Node, The
** About: A nerdy hangout spot.
** Owner:
==== Hot-dog Joints: ====
* BJ's Weiners
** Owner:
* Der Hund (German Hot Dog)
* Fatty D's
* Weenie Hole
** Owner:
==== Sandwich Fast Food Chains: ====
* A&K Lick-a-Chick
** About:
** Owner:
**Locations:
***Eastport Mall
** Inspired by: Chick'a'fila
* Coochie Rolls
** About:
** Owner:
* Gyro Heaven
** About: Mediterranean Sandwich cuisine
** Owner:
==== Miscellaneous Fast Food Chains (Alphabetical): ====
* Greasy Spork
=== Family Restaurants: ===
* Aesop's Tables
** About:
** Owner:
* Arrigo's
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Contigo's
* Au Jus Channel
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Buttermilk Channel
* Boucharde's Restaurant
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Berardi's Restaurant
* Dates & Anchovies
* Fragrant Bonfire
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Campfire (California)
* Herman's
** About:
** Owner: Herman
** Parody of: Carmine's
* Homely Hearth, The
* Immigration Grill, The
** About: A restaurant filled with immigration workers (Legal and Illegal).
** Owner:
** Parody of: Border Grill
* Kokanee's
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Chinook's
* Miss Sadie's Southern Food
** About: Southern food fare
** Owner: Miss Sadie
* Mosby's Kitchen
** About:
** Owner: J.I. Mosby
** Parody of: Crosby's Kitchen
* Sturgeon-Park
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Durgin-Park (Chicago)
* Succotash Grill
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Hominy Grill
=== Mobile/Meals-on-wheels Restaurants: ===
* Jee's Pot on Wheels
=== Period-themed Restaurants: ===
==== Americana: ====
* Poopsie's
==== Retro: ====
* Dolly's Shake-n-More
** About: '70s themed 
* Eighty's
** About: '80s Retro Restaurant
=== Pizza: ===
* Little Flavio's Pizza
* Mallard's Pizza Company
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Ballard Pizza Company (Seattle)
* Stoner's Pie Heaven
=== Seafood: ===
* Cackling Crab
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Barking Crab (Boston)
* Crabby Dick's
* Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Krusty Krab (Spongebob)
* Frying Nemo
=== Specialty Restaurants: ===
==== Barbeques, Open-pit Grilling: ====
* Jack Goff's Pit
** About:
** Owner: Jack Goff
==== Doughnuts: ====
* Hot-N-Sticky Doughnuts
* Seraphic Doughnuts
==== Kosher: ====
* Dreidel's
** About:
** Owner:
==== Healthy Food: ====
* Fairy Kales
* Phuc Bich's Tofu
==== Meats (Beef): ====
==== Meats (Chicken): ====
* A&K Lick-a-Chick
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Chick'a'fila
==== Meats (Pork): ====
* Ham Hock Heaven
==== Meats (Turkey): ====
==== Noodles: ====
* Comfort Noodlez
* Happy Crack Noodles
==== Novelty: ====
* Big 'Uns:
* There's no Spork
** About: A restaurant without any spork.
** Owner:
=== Sports Restaurants: ===
=== Take-out Restaurants: ===
* Fook Hing's Take-out
* Soon Fatt's Take-out
== Farm and Ranches: ==
=== Farms ===
=== Ranches ===
* Blackwood Ranch
== Lodging (Hospitality) ==
=== Bed & Breakfast (B&B): ===
* 69 Bunghole Bungalows
=== Inns (Lodging and Bar): ===
* Ophelia's Pub and Inn
=== Hotel Chains: ===
* 
=== Motel Chains: ===
* Alibi Motels
** About:
** Owner:
* Kuntz Motels
** About:
** Owner: Precious Kuntz
=== Mental Institutions: ===
* Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane
=== Retirement Homes: ===
* Aged Out Retirement Home
*Feeney's Knoll Retirement Home
* Home for the Partially Awake
* Knotty Pines Retirement Home
== Recreation and Entertainment Venues: ==
=== Cinemas and Movie Theaters: ===
==== Cinemas: ====
* Beyond the Sea Cinema
** About: Cinema showing foreign films
** Owner:
* Neon City Cinema
** About:
** Owner:
* Overseas Cinema
** About: Cinema showing foreign films
** Owner:
==== Drive-in Theaters: ====
* Zephyr's Starlight Drive-in Theater
==== Theater: ====
* Nightfall Theater
* North Star Theater
=== Entertainment Venues (Comedy): ===
* Neddy's Comedy Club
=== Entertainment Venues (Adult): ===
* Gentlemen's Club:
* Nightclubs:
** Pussykat Playground
*** Subsidiary of: Pussykat Services, Inc.
*** Owner: Kylee McKallister
* Strip-clubs:
* 
=== Gambling and Casinos: ===
==== Gambling Establishments: ====
* Bankroll Capitalism
==== Casinos: ====
* Fortuna 9 Casino
** About:
** Owner:
** Location: Kennedy Hills, Eastport City, MD
=== Sporting Venues: ===
==== Bowling: ====
* Back Street Ballin'
** About:
** Owner:
* Eastport City Bowling Alley
==== Boxing: ====
* Gally's Gym
** About:
** Owner: "Gally"
==== Pool and Billiard Halls: ====
* Mallard's Billards and Pub
* Warped Cue, The
== Retail: ==
=== Animals: ===
* Bledlow's Pussies & Catnips
* Pettway's Pets
=== Apparel: ===
==== Discount Apparel: ====
* Cray Uganda
* Gringo Crossing
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Dingo Junction (Simpsons)
* Holey Seconds:
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: Sloppy Seconds (Saints Row Franchise) and Religious discount clothing store
* Suburban Outfitters:
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: American Outfitters
* Snagged Rags
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of:
* Thrifty Rags:
** About:
** Owner:
==== Footwear: ====
* Discount Footwear
* High-end Footwear
* Sports Footwear
** Triumph Shoes
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Parody of: Nike and Aced Shoe (Simpsons)
==== High-end Apparel: ====
* .Apparel
* ALTRags
* American Sweethearts
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: American Princess (Simpsons)
* Don Apparel
* Eabarcrombaigh & Grosbeck
** About:
** Owner(s): A.S. Eabarcrombaigh and U.P. Grosbeck
** Parody of: Abercrombie and Finch
* Fashionology
* Ghana Republik
** About:
** Owner:
** Parody of: the Banana Republic and Banana Dictatorship (Simpsons)
* Mack's Fifth Avenue:
** About:
** Owner: Mack
** Parody of: Saks FIfth Avenue and Cossacks Fifth Avenue (Simpsons) 
* Patriotic Apparel
** About:
* Saccharine Ghoul
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by: Pink Fuel (Second-life)
* Urban Protocol
==== Specialty Apparel: ====
* Alternative Wear:
* Apparel Accessories:
* Beachwear:
* Children's Apparel:
* Cosplay:
**Planet Cosplay
***About:
***Owner:
***Inspired by/Parody of: Planet Saints/Let's Pretend (Saints Row IV)
* Emo Apparel:
* Gothic Apparel:
* Men's Wear:
* Miniskirts:
* Nightwear and Lingeries:
* Victorian Wear:
** Brass & Laces
*** About:
*** Owner:
* Women's Wear
** Womenswear
*** About:
*** Owner:
==== Sportswear and Accessories: ====
* Crook Locker
=== Arts and Crafts ===
=== Audio-Visual and Video Games Retail: ===
==== Music: ====
* Euphony Records
==== Video Rentals: ====
* Backroom Videos
** Type: Adult (Underground Amateur Videotapes and CDs)
** Owner:
* BoxOffice Videos
** Type: Movie/TV Retail and Rental
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Blockbuster Videos
* Hardener Videos
** Type: Adult
** Owner:
* Red Light Videos
** Type: Adult
** Owner:
* We Got Snuff Videos
** About:
** Type: Adult
** Slogan:
*** "We Got Snuff!"
*** "Got Snuff?"
** Owner:
* 
==== Video Games: ====
* Computer Video Games:
* Console Video Games:
=== Automotive: ===
=== Beauty: ===
* Body, Brains & Beyond
=== Books, Comics, Literature & Magazines: ===
* Book Nook
** About:
** Owner:
* Carnes & Knoble
** About:
** Owner: Carnes and Knoble
* Groovy Aire Comics & Toys
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Coolsville Comic & Toys (Simpsons)
* Novel Loft
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Book Cellar (Simpsons)
=== Computers and Software: ===
* Elektronika
** About: A upscale computer, software and accessories store. 
** Owner:
* Live Circuits
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Circuit City
=== Convenience Stores: ===
=== Department Stores: ===
* Covetington
** About:
** Owner:
* Emporium
** About:
** Owner:
=== Discount Stores: ===
* Pennypinchers
** About:
** Mascot: Pennypincher the Clown (Parody of Pennywise)
** Owner:
=== Drug Dispensaries/Pharmacies ===
* Dispensaries
** Vanja's Ganja Shack
*** About:
*** Owner: "Vanja"
* Pharmacies
** 
=== Food Retail and Services: ===
* Bakery:
** Biscuit Bazaar
** Bread, Butter & Beyond
** Cookie Depot
** Michigan Cinnamon Rolls
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Red Hot Chili Peppers' song: "Especially in MIchigan"
** Purebreads
*** About:
*** Owner:
* Confectionery:
** Chewy Balls
** Chocolate Log Haus
** Diabetic Gourmet's
** Ganja Edibles
** Glazed Tots
** Lollipop Warehouse
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Candy Corn Warehouse (Simpsons)
** Millie's Sweets
** Sugar Weiners
** Sugary Ahegao
** Watermelon Sugar
* Delicatessens (Deli Meats):
** Ghetto Spread and Meats
** Papa Götz Meat Deli
*** About:
*** Slogan: 
**** "My Meat can't be beaten!" (the '60s)
**** "Papa Götz, biggest meat around!" (the '40s)
* Specialty Foods:
** Fruitcake Factory
*** Specialty: Fruitcakes
*** Owner:
** Jerkier Jerky
*** Specialty: Meat-based Jerky
*** Owner:
** Jerky Alley
*** Specialty: Meat-based Jerky
*** Owner:
=== Fuel/Convenience Stores: ===
* 18's
**About: Fuel and Travel Convenience chain that provides services to rig truckers.
**Owner:
*Gassy Jack's
* Kasey's Quik Stop:
** About:
** Owner: Kasey
** Inspired by/Parody of: Casey's
* Mart & Go
** About:
** Owner: Marty McSky
=== Grocery Stores: ===
* Agrestic Wholesaler
**About:
*Grösser Grocery
** About: A Grocery specializing imports from Germany.
** Owner: Albrecht Grösser
=== Hardware Supply: ===
* Allen's Hardware
** Owner: Tom Allen
** Inspired by/Parody of: Tim Allen/Home Improvement
* Knobs and Knockers
** About: A hardware store specializing in knobs and knockers.
** Slogan:
*** "We have all the knockers!"
*** "Not enough Knobs!"
** Owner:
=== Home-Consumer Retail: ===
* Electronics:
** Idiot Boxes
*** Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
** Couch Potato Haven
*** Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
* Kitchen:
** Sellfridge's
*** Products: Freezers, Refrigerators, and Cold-storage Units.
*** Owner:
=== Home Improvement: ===
* Hooks, Hooks and Additional Hooks!
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Books, Books and Additional Books! (Simpsons)
=== Jewelry: ===
* Charm Cottage
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Amulet Hamlet (Simpsons)
* Fay's Jewelries
** Slogan:
*** "Fay's... Shiny and Gay Jewelries!" (from early '20s to the '30s)
** Inspired by/Parody of: Kay's Jewelry
* Socialite's Jewelries:
** About:
** Owner:
=== Liquor Retail: ===
* Dick's Liquor
* Liquid Assets
===Musical Equipment Retail:===
=== Outdoor and Sportsmen: ===
* Camping and Outdoor Equipment Retail:
** Survivalist's Haven
* Fishing Equipment Retail:
** Catfish Pond Hook and Bait Shop
** Hooky Nook
*** Owner:
===Photography and Video Equipment:===
* Shutter Attic
** Owner:
=== Specialty Retail: ===
* Adult Boutiques:
** Flogging Dolly's
*** About:
*** Type: BDSM
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Flogging Molly (Band)
** Floggin' Koks
*** About:
*** Type: Gay-oriented BDSM
** Frisky Business Boutique
*** About:
*** Type: Lingerie and Tame Adult Toys
** Hung Duk's Wanko
*** About:
*** Type: Adult and Novelty Toys
*** Owner: Duk
** Lovejoy's Boutique
*** About:
*** Type: Adult Toys, Lingerie and Adult Wear
*** Owner: Isabella Lovejoy
** S*Xway
*** Type: Adult Toys and Lingerie
** Safe*word
*** Type: BDSM
** Shameless
*** About:
*** Type: Adult Apparel and Toys
*** Owner:
* Antiques:
** Artifacts:
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Antiques (Simpsons)
** Out of Time Antiques
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: "Outtatime" and Back to the Future Trilogy
** Poppycock's 
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Cockamammie's (Simpsons)
* Balloons
** Floaters Paradise
*** Owner:
* Binoculars and Telescopes:
** Spotted Dick's
*** Owner: Richard "Dick"
* Codes, Crypto, etc.:
** Cypher Attic
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Crypto Barn (Simpsons)
* Action Figures, Dolls and Stuffed Animals:
** Teeny Dolls
*** Owner:
* Gifts, Greeting Cards and Novelty:
** Caulmark Cards
*** Owner: Franny Caul
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Hallmark Cards
** Imprint Cards and Gifts
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Que Passe (What's Happening)
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of:
* Home Decoration:
** Adobe Flagons
*** Specialty: Flowerpots, Jars and Vases
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Clay Jar (Simpsons)
* Knives:
** Razored Edges Knives
*** Specialty: Combat Knives, Construction Knives, Kitchen Knives, Survival Knives, and Tool Knives
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Alternative Knifestyles (Simpsons)
** Knaven Knives
*** Owner:
* Party Supplies:
** Killjoy's Party Supplies
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Downer's Party Supplies (Simpsons)
* Wigs and Public Wigs:
** Perkins' Merkins
*** Owner: P. Perkins
*** Inspired by/Parody of: David's Merkins (Simpsons)
* Tableware:
** China Complex, The
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: China Syndrome, The
* Trees and Foliage:
** All Trees Cheap!
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: All Trees 75$ (Simpsons)
* Yarns:
** Yarns 4 Queens
*** Owner:
=== Superstores/Hypermarkets: ===
* Argent's
** Inspired by/Parody of: Target
* KoreaMART
** Inspired by/Parody of: Walmart
* YouMART
** Inspired by/Parody of: Walmart
===Toy Retail:===
* Cubiko Store
** Owner: Cubiko Industries
** Inspired by/Parody of: Lego and Blocko Store (Simpsons)
== Broadcasting Industry: ==
=== Radio Broadcasting: ===
=== Television Broadcasting: ===
* Adult Programming:
** Eros Network
* Amateur Programming:
* News and Current Events Programming:
** American News Network (ANN)
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: CNN
** Eastport City News Network (ECNN)
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: CNN/Local
* Paid Television Broadcasters:
* Television Broadcasters:
** American Broadcast System (ABS)
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: CBS
* Television Stations:
** ECTV
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: WWTV/etc.
== Publishing Industry: ==
=== Comic Publishing: ===
=== Literature Publishing: ===
=== Magazine Publishing: ===
=== Newspaper Publishing: ===
== Services Industry: ==
=== Air Conditioning Services and Repair: ===
* Birch's HVAC Services
** Owner: Rick Birch
* Stiff Nipples
=== Animal Care Services: ===
* Farm Animal Care Services:
* Canine Care Services:
** Doggy Stylez
** Dog in a Bathtub
* Equine Care Services:
* Feline Care Services:
** Pussy Stylez
* Small Pet Care Services:
** Pussies and Bitches
=== Automotive Care Services: ===
* Car Wash:
* Automotive Repair and Mechanical Services:
=== Banking Services: ===
* Eastport City Bank (ECB)
* First Bank of Eastport City (FBEC)
* First Bank of Maryland (FBM)
* Maryland Municipal Bank (MMB)
* North Star Bank (NSB)
===Bondsmen:===
* Bankroll Bonds:
===Chimney Cleaning and Repair Services:===
* Snooty Dick's Chimney Services
** Owner: Richard Snoot
===Cleaning Services:===
* Commercial
* Government
* Residential
* General:
** Dirty Habits Cleaning Services
=== Computer Repair Services: ===
* Computer Assistant Services:
* Computer Repair Services:
=== Concrete Pouring Services: ===
* Dick's Pumping
=== Construction Services: ===
=== Drilling Services: ===
* Mông Drilling Services
=== Escort Services: ===
* Alternative Wifestyles
** Services: Mail order brides and Wife Swapping Services
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: "Alternative Lifestyles" / Alternative Knifestyles (Simpsons)
* Cajole Hearts
** Services: Escort (Latina)
** Owner:
* Only Thots Services
** Services: Escort
** Owner:
* Phuc Mi Bich Services (Commonly known as PMB Services)
** Services: Massage and Spa Services
** Owner:
* Teeny Seoul
** Services: Escort Services specializing in escorts from Seoul, Korea.
** Owner:
=== Esoteric Services: ===
* Empath & Beyond Psychic Services
** About:
** Services: Psychic and Fortunetelling
** Owner:
* VuDoo Chylde
** About:
** Slogan:
*** "Hate your neighbor's children? Call us!"
** Owner:
* VooDoo Mama's
** About:
** Owner:
=== Financial Services: ===
* Investment Firms:
* Stock Trading Firms:
**Armchair Traders
* Taxes Firms:
** Addicock's Taxes
*** Owner: Owen J. Addicock
=== Flooring Installation and Repair Services ===
* Dick's Hardwood Flooring Services
* EZ-Lay Carpeting Services
** Owner: Nicholas "Nicky Q. Lickfelt
=== Health & Beauty Services ===
* Chiropractor Services:
** Yu Kee's
*** About:
*** Owner: Yu Kee
* Massage Services:
** Phuc Mi Bich's Massage Parlor
* Mental Institutions:
** Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane (ECACI)
* Physical Training:
** Boxing:
*** Gally's Gym
**** About: A boxing gym owned by former MMA champion.
**** Owner: Will "Gally" Galloway
** Gym:
*** Pumped Hard Bodies Gym
** Martial Arts:
*** Brazilian Martial Arts:
**** Jiu-Jitsu
***** Martial Art Form: Jiu-Jitsu
***** Owner:
*** Chinese Martial Arts:
**** Bigwen Wing Chun (Spoken as Bǐng wén yǒng chūn (炳文咏春))
***** Martial Art Form: Wing Chun
***** Owner:
*** Israeli Martial Arts:
**** Yaglom HOuse of Krav Maga
***** Martial Art Form: Krav Maga
***** Owner:
*** Japanese Martial Arts:
**** Dojo Akifumi
***** Martial Art Form:
*** Korean Martial Arts:
**** Kun-woo Taekwondo
***** Martial Art Form: Taekwondo
***** Owner: Kun-woo
*** Thai Martial Arts:
**** Muay Thai
***** Martial Art Form: Muay Thai
** Plastic Surgery:
***Altered Anatomies
***Organs as Designed
****About:
****Type: Sex-reassignment Plastic Surgery
****Owner:
****Inspired by/Parody of: 
*** Plastic Society
**** About:
**** Type:
**** Owner:
**Therapy Services:
***Gaylord Therapist Services
**Urologist Services:
***Office of I.P. de Haard, The
****Owner: Dr. Isaac P. de Haard
===Home Repair Services:===
* 
=== Law Enforcement Services: ===
* Corporate Law Enforcement:
* Private Law Enforcement:
* Public Law Enforcement:
** Autumn Valley Police Department (AVPD)
** Carbon Hills Police Department (CHPD)
** Eastport City Police Department (ECPD)
** Eastport County Sheriff's Department
** North Star Police Department (NSPD)
** Steele Bay Police Department (SBPD)
===Legal Services:===
* Corporate Legal Services:
** Technically Legal Loopholes
*** Owner:
* Divorce Services:
** Dewy, Cheatham & Howe
** Ditcher, Quick & Hyde
** Reade, Aasp & Crye
* Marriage Services:
* Marriage and Divorce Services:
===Personal Care Services:===
* Barber Services:
** Cornrows Barber Shop
** WASPs Barber Shop
* Facial Care Services:
** So-Young Facials (Korean)
* Foot Care Services:
** ToeBang's
* Hair Care Services:
* Nail Salons:
** Hand Job
** Fairy Nails
** Pimp Nails
* Spa Salons:
** Servix Spa Salons (SSS)
=== Photocopying and Faxes: ===
* Copy Burg, The
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: The Copy Jalopy (Simpsons)
=== Plumbing Services: ===
* Abraham & Sons Plumbing
* Dick's Pumping
=== Private Investigator Services: ===
* Private Molester
** About: A private investigator that offers various types of revenge against your exes.
** Owner:
=== Recycling Services: ===
* Automobile Recycling:
* Junk Yards:
** Dick's Private Parts
* Scrap Yards:
* Waste Recycling:
* Wreck Yards:
=== Rescue Services: ===
* Imaginary Friends Rescue Center
=== Tattooing Services: ===
* Branded Inkz
* Inks of Mayhem Tattoos
* In-sik Inks (Korean Tattoo Parlor)
* Mark of Anarchy Tattoo Parlor
=== Wood Stripping Services: ===
== Religious Services: ==
=== Non-denominal Religious Services: ===
== Travel and Tourism (Hospitality): ==
=== Cruise Lines: ===
== Social Clubs: ==
=== Elite Social Clubs: ===
=== Gothic-oriented Social Clubs: ===
=== Vampire-oriented Social Clubs: ===
* Cupa de Sânge (Translation: Blood Cup)
** About: Vampire-oriented social club and bar
== Sporting Teams: ==
=== Automotive Racing Teams: ===
=== Baseball Teams: ===
=== Basketball Teams: ===
=== Battlebots Teams: ===
=== Horse Racing Teams: ===
=== Soccer Teams: ===
=== Water Polo Teams: ===