A Dose of Buckley - Number Three - Wal-Mart Greeters/Transcript

The following is a transcript of "Wal-Mart Greeters", the 3rd episode of comedy web series A Dose of Buckley.
==Transcript==
Voice drop by Buckley's then-girlfriend
Just like drinking Grandpa's eggnog, you won't feel the same afterwards...it's A Dose Of Buckley.
Well, it's the holiday season, and for me that means far more frequent trips to Walmart.
And I hate to go off on a tangent right away, but for all the people that say Walmart is an evil corporation and people shouldn't shop there, you know what I say to those people?
Get a job and contribute to the society, you filthy fucking hippies.
Anyway, I'm at Walmart, and you know what I've noticed?
People are just out-and-out dicks to the greeters. 
You know, the old guys just hanging out, they say "Hello" and "Goodbye" to everyone that walks in and out of the place. That so many people just walk by, avoid eye contact, ignore them...But why?
I mean, I'm not sociable guy by nature which is mostly because I'm superior to others intellectually and feel it beneath me to converse with the common folk, but at least I can say to a Walmart greeter.
I mean, what reasoning could someone have for not saying hello back? Are you that busy that you can't turn your head, and say "Hey" on the way by?
Is it because you hold a grudge against a guy whose sole duty it is to just welcome you to a store, and watch your shit for you if need be while you go get your car?
And, I mean, I can even understand that type of behaviour if I were in the US, but we're Canadians!
We're supposed to be friendly to the point of nauseating Americans.
So try it, next time you're at Walmart, say "Hello" instead of being a miserable prick.
Happy holidays, you slack jawed fucks.
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