I.M.P

I.M.P (which means Idiotic Murder Plebs, if you have the time) is the most immediate group of heck-liver-inners (and a dog) that you should NOT call. They live in Hell because they're allergic to the UnUniverse. This means that they're in direct competition with the Teletubbies, and thus, according to the principles of evolution, one of the groups will eventually die out. However, Bob Saget is sufficiently amused by their emo antics that he gives them Starmen sometimes, which lets them conquer parts of Teletubby Land, at least until the Baby Sun blows them up with its Shoop da Whoop.
== History ==
The team was formed in Hell for some reason. The team started with three imps Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie. But a furry dog named Loona (spelled with O's because she's Stupid) somehow joined them, but she works as a receptionist, like Poland at the European Space Agency. Later, they put some Help Wanted in Hell and the UnWorld.
Four cats named Ginny, Sparks, Buddy, and Bitsy (we'll link the SuperKitties) joined them somehow when the yarn from Kittydale went missing. The cats were given stupid tasks:
# Stopping a cat burglar from taking yarn
# Stopping Mr. Puppypaws from hiding all the fireworks
# Ridding Lab Rat from the burrow so she can't turn Hyde
# Stopping a cockatoo from ruining a BEES! party
# Destroying Lab Rat with guns
# Destroying Purr'N'Play after getting no dinner
# Celebating after the cockatoo from earlier left Kittydale
# Killing Sir Pentious (who is redeemed by Heaven)
After the SuperKitties' death, they had a funeral, Stolas' daughter Octavia was invited in the funeral for stupid reasons. But, they tried to battle against the C.H.E.R.U.B, but no one wins. Later, they go BEES! party that Loona rejoins with Vortex, but Blitzo had terrible stomachache after drinking a honey beverage, later they went back to their HQ.
== Members ==
* Blitzo - a male imp who secretly dates Stolas
* Moxxie - another male imp that says dirty words
* Millie - a female imp who is Moxxie's gorlfriend
* Loona - a female dog who is a receptionist
=== Former Members ===
* Ginny - a stupid cat that wanted to kill the "bad guys"
* Sparks - a terrible mad scientist cat
* Buddy - a cat who had no buddies
* Bitsy - a white kitten that blasts ion beam out of her mouth
== Trivia ==
* They are hated by the Buylanders.
* They are also allergic to the Legendary Chuck Norris.
* They are enemies of the Ripoff Church
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