Gorillas on the Mast/Quotes

: Homer: Sweetie, if they're so unhappy, why are they wagging their tails?
: Lisa: That's how fish swim.
: Homer: Well, I say they're happy.
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: Boat salesman: I don't know what you do for a living, but me? I'm in the dream business.
: Homer: I thought you sold boats. Make up your mind, liar.
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: Lisa: We did it. We set a captive animal free. Pretty cool, huh, Bart?
: Bart: Look how happy that thing is. Lis, this is a new feeling. We helped a whale be free and now I feel wonderful.
: Lisa: What you're searching for is "altruism."
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: Homer: Okay, guess whose boat this is.
: Marge: I hope it's not Johnny Depp's. He's already in so much financial trouble.
: Homer: Brace yourself, baby. It's ours.
: Marge: [gasps] You bought this boat?
: Homer: No. We bought this boat. You just weren't aware.
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