A Place We Call Home (For Some Reason)

A Place We Call Home is the seventh episode of Rags To Riches.
==Characters==
*Eugene H. Krabs
*Sheldon J. Plankton
*Bobby (debut)
*Construction Workers (debut)
*Head Of Construction (debut)
==Plot==
Sheldon and Eugene try to save the Funtimes Daycare Center from being smashed down by construction workers. 
==Transcript==
*Eugene: *calls Sheldon* Yo Sheldon. I’ve read the newspaper…um, and the daycare is closing down.
*Sheldon: What?!
*Eugene: I know right! 
*Sheldon: No, I mean what daycare?
*Eugene: The daycare we went to as children!
*Sheldon: What do you mean "as children"? I thought you were a child. 
*Eugene: What?! Where the (dolphin noise) do you get that idea from?!
*Sheldon: Well, I mean...just the way you act and...
*Eugene: Why you little! *growls, snatching Sheldon with his claws* 
*Sheldon: Mhm, that feels good. I didn't know you were a masseuse, Krabs. 
*Eugene: Grrr.... *growls, throwing Sheldon to the ground* Whatever! Let's just save this daycare already!
*Sheldon: Well, I mean we can't just go in there. We have to get out some weapons first. 
*Eugene: Way ahead of ya, buddy! *he grins, beginning to unzip his pants*
*Sheldon: Not that type of weapon!
*Eugene: ...Oh.
*Sheldon: It does look rather nice though. 
*Eugene: How about we, uh...save the daycare another time? 
*Sheldon: Uh...yeah. The daycare can wait. I'm sure the construction workers aren't even doing anything. Just talking. 
*Cut to Funtimes Daycare Center
*Bobby: *riding a construction crane truck* Here I go! *grins, pressing a button as the crane knocks down the daycare* Haha! Strike! *sticks head out the window, pointing at the other construction workers* Beat that, suckers! *begins laughing*
*Suddenly the construction crane breaks down.
*Boss: *walks over to Bobby* That's coming out of your paycheck, ya know.
*Bobby: *sighs* I know...
*Cut to the outside of the Chum Bucket, Eugene and Sheldon walking out the front door.
*Eugene: Mhm...best fifteen minutes of my life. Isn't that right, Plankton?
*Sheldon: Sure was, Krabs!
*Eugene: Erm, you've got a little bit of it still left on you.
*Cut to a white stain on Sheldon's crotch.
*Sheldon: Oh, uh...
*Eugene: *quickly grabs Plankton, licking the white spot off*
*Sheldon: Ooh.'
*The construction workers walk by.
*Construction Worker #1: Welp, we're done. 
*Eugene: Done with what?
*Construction Worker #2: Tearing down the Funtimes Daycare Center. 
*Eugene and Sheldon: WHAT?! 
*Construction Worker #3: Yep, no one was using it anymore so.
*The construction workers all walk away.
*Eugene and Sheldon glance at eachother, quickly running to the daycare.
*Sheldon: Oh, no! We're too late!
*Eugene: Hey! They got finally rid of that stupid daycare center! Good riddance! Now I can build my restaurant here! 
*Sheldon: What?
*Eugene: Shut up. *flicks Sheldon off-screen*
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