Little Fingers

[ Ethereal music playing ]
[ Whirring ]
[ Heart thumping ]
[ Bopping ]
-[Echoing] Hi, PuppyCat.
-[ Breathing heavily ]
You're breathing
kind of heavy there, and gross.
[ Beeping ]
[ Beeping continues ]
What?
[ PuppyCat gasps ]
[ Teeth chattering ]
[ Raspy breathing ]
[ Breathing grotesquely ]
[ Beeps ]
[ In gibberish ] Ooooh...
[ Continues in gibberish ]
What game were you playing?
[ In gibberish ]
Pretty Patrick Egg Adventure.
[ Continues in gibberish ]
[ Chiptune music playing ]
[ Continues in gibberish ]
What does this money icon do?
[ Beeps ]
[ Comical music playing ]
-Bee: No!
-[ PuppyCat screaming ]
[ Yells in gibberish ]
[ Smacking ]
My money is always my money!
No! Bad!
[ Scrapes ]
[ Exhales ] So smooth.
[ Crash! ]
Good morning, Cas.
Oh, you're busting up my walls,
but now you're doing it backwards.
Found out I gotta protect
the junk in the front.
Ugh, gross.
Hey! You've been sleeping
here a few weeks
and you keep bringing
in stuff.
You can't live in my room!
[ Thud! Thud! ]
The door.
[ Crash ]
Good! Good! Good!
You are being bad, PuppyCat!
[ Phone beeping ]
And you can't jump forever!
I want my phone!
Aah!
[ Phone beeping ]
[ In gibberish ]
PuppyCat!
[ Wheezing ]
I'll get you down!
[ Grunting ]
[ Glass shatters ]
[ In gibberish ]
[ Bee grunting ]
[ Clattering ]
[ Continues in gibberish ]
Okay. Got it.
[ In gibberish ]
[ Sawing ]
[ Yelps ]
Oop!
[ Phone beeps ]
[ In gibberish ]
You're welcome.
Now give me back
my phone, please.
Hey!
No! Bad!
[ Thuds, shatters ]
Aah! PuppyCat!
Your paw!
[ Shuddering ]
[ In gibberish ] Eugh.
Aah!
-[ Triangle ringing ]
-Hear ye! Hear ye! I am Toast!
[muffled] Lend your ears to the voice
which pronounceth your
inescapable doom.
[ Ringing ]
Ding, ding, ding, ding!
I'm also doing it too!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
I've sampled the apothecary
you keep in a mirror over the sink.
I have rifled through
all of your belongings
and have gathered serious recon
about all of your shameful habits
and subversive property.
[ Ringing stops ]
-[ Ringing continues ]
-I've spent entire nights
under your beds...
-[ Gulps ]
-...listening to you dream.
I have used these dreams
to feed my familiar.
[ Knocking on door ]
In your very midst,
I've been able to not only thrive,
but grow more powerful
than I could've imagined!
The door locks the other way.
Toast: Now it is through me
that the prophecy of doom
will manifest!
Gather now about me so that
I might same you more efficaciously.
Everyone in the house, hear me well.
My unwed husband and I have
an announcement to make.
Husband?
Why do some of you look guilty?
I don't get it.
You're using fancy words.
Fine. From this point forward,
you may hit me anywhere.
Except here. Ha!
[ Gasps ]
That's right, Castaspella.
Even now in its fetal state,
my pregnancy mocks you.
You're not gonna trick me
into feuding with another baby again.
Oh, what's that, small half-me?
[Gasps] Oh, you want to mystically speak
aloud using my mouth?
[ Squealing ]
Oh, go ahead, little one.
Climb up to my neck and be heard.
[ Voice deepens ]
Hi, Cas. It's me, a baby.
-I can't see yet...
-[ Thuds ]
...but it can tell from your nasally voice
that your hips are inhospitable.
[ Gulping, coughing ]
[Squealing] Ha ha!
Good one, my baby.
That baby...
sounds like one of you!
Now she's gonna live with me forever!
Which one of you did it?
[ Paper tearing ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans ]
Yes, Cas, one of
your six brothers did this,
and you've caught one at random.
[ Chuckles ]
Tell me.
[ Groans, gags ]
[ Coughing ]
Toast: Yes! I am pregnant!
And even though I am laden
with the foundries of life,
I will still beat anyone in the ring.
[ Bones crackling ]
[grumbling] Turn around.
I have a glow. Look at me.
[ Cas groans ]
[ Cracking ]
[ Boom! ]
I'll never be more beautiful
than I am right now.
Merlin!
Yes! It was Marvin!
Merlin!
Right, Marvin.
His name is Marvin! I mean, Merlin!
[ In gibberish ]
You gotta be careful
playing that game, PuppyCat.
You get distracted
by Pretty Patrick Egg Adventure,
and you keep almost dying in real life.
[ In gibberish ]
[ Sighs ]
You're not listening.
Give me my phone now.
[ Rustling ]
You tramp!
[ Footsteps receding ]
[ Rustling ]
Oh! It's you.
Mm-hmm.
[ Grumbling ] Hmm...
Hi, Cardamon. What you doing?
I'm burying my mother's tears
in this garden.
Oh. You're making the plants weird.
Mm-hmm.
[ Chime ]
[ Chiming reverberates ]
How is your mom?
She's still sleeping and won't stop
crying these blobs of color.
That's sad.
Is there anything I can do to help?
Hold this bag.
[ Water sloshing ]
Do you know what this stuff is?
No.
Toast: I'm pregnant.
Oh-so pregnant.
[ Shrilly ]
So audibly, audibly pregnant!
Now I can raise their rent.
Bee: Ah. Out-of-shape footprints.
[ Jaunty music playing ]
[ In gibberish ]
[ Dings ]
Oh, nicely done.
You're a good egg.
[ In gibberish ]
Phone, please.
[ Continues in gibberish ]
[ Continues in gibberish ]
-You're a good egg.
-[Groaning]
Oh, my God!
You bought $500 of in-app purchases
from Pretty Patrick?!
[ In gibberish ]
I don't have $500, PuppyCat!
Hey, look at me!
Look at me.
Both of our saving combined is only $30.
[ Sighs ]
We have to do temp work.
And after it's over,
I am keeping your share
of the money to pay off this bill.
[ In gibberish ]
Rent is due
on the first of the month.
[ Phone beeping ]
[ Bubble pops ]
[ Ethereal music playing ]
[ Phone dings ]
My phone!
[ Ethereal music playing ]
[ Water burbling ]
[ Water rushing ]
Oh, you idiot!
No! No!
Oh, my God!
[ Phone beeps ]
[ Ladybugs sobbing ]
[ Sobbing continues ]
[ Smack! ]
[ Squeezing ]
[ Retches ]
[ In gibberish ]
I know you wanna make Patrick happy,
but you can just wait
the three minutes till the eggs are --
-Pretty Patrick: Nicely done.
-I am gonna put you
back in the tree!
[ In gibberish ]
[ Scuttling ]
[ Continues in gibberish ]
[ Clapping ]
[ Ethereal tones chiming ]
TempBot,
you won't believe this...
PuppyCat took my phone
and bought all of these
in-app purchases.
[ In gibberish ]
No one needs to buy fake time
for boiling in a fake egg simulator.
Bee: You can't have my things.
They're mine.
[ In gibberish ]
[ Continues in gibberish, high-pitched ]
You don't know.
Who's your friend?
Bee: Huh?
Your friend?
Who? PuppyCat?
The nest? Those eggs?
PuppyCat's bell?
My shorts? My shorts?
I was getting ready
for bed and gave up halfway.
Hy hair? My cell phone?
Mmm. What's its name?
Cellphone.
Cellphone.
Hmm.
What?
TempBot, we need
a really big assignment
to pay off PuppyCat's
cell phone bill.
Is Cellphone going with you?
Yeah.
[ Laughing awkwardly ]
There's a big job
to do on Palm Planet.
That's what I do.
I organize important jobs
and give them to temporary
work professionals.
It's important work,
managing so many different
assignments.
[ Laughing awkwardly ]
Prepare for uniform assignment.
Aah.
Hey, wait.
Can you give this note to Cellphone?
But tell it it's from...
Don't tell it it's from me,
but just see what it says first.
[ Chuckles ]
[ In gibberish ]
Oh?
[ Continues in gibberish ]
[ Groovy music playing ]
Ew. Ugh. I can't.
[ Whimpers softly ]
It's hard. My fingers are so small.
[ Chuckles ]
I know. Will you hold mine?
Rest it on my palms.
Sick.
It's too hard.
It's not hard.
We're just not good at it.
We're good at other things.
Our hands are gross.
Yeah, our hands are gross.
Ew. You're right.
Hello. So I am here
to help you open
that can of soda, right?
[ Fizzes ]
Oh, wow.
-Dude, sick.
-Oh yeah.
Yes.
Wow, it's open now.
Our hands are so gross.
And so long.
All right.
So we'll take our payment
now, please, and be on our way.
Oh, no.
This little can isn't the assignment.
Didn't the agency tell you?
[ Chuckling ]
All right.
No, TempBot didn't say.
-Yeah.
-Oh, gross.
Interesting.
[ Fizzes ]
-Fascinating.
-Ew.
Mm-hmm.
Argh! What are you doing?!
Oh, this?
This is how we learn...
Both: And understand each other
and the world around us.
-[ Chuckles ]
-[ Clicks tongue, inhales ]
-Yeah. Okay, so...
-Mm-hmm.
[ Whispering ] Can I learn form you?
Yeah, can we learn
from you?
No!
Just tell us what you hired us
to do so we can get out of here!
Oh, well, I assume you're here
because you asked for
a big assignment.
We need someone
who can open our big soda
on the other side
of our planet.
Oh.
How are we gonna get up there?
Oh, you're, like,
the professionals, right?
[ Groans ] Yeah.
Get out of our way.
[ In gibberish ]
Want me to pick you up?
[ In gibberish ]
Sure you don't wanna
walk yourself?
Maybe get some exercise?
[ In gibberish ]
[ Chuckles ]
All right.
Maybe I...[exhales]
I can punch my way to the top.
Oh, yeah, like punch into the metal
and climb up the punched-in holes.
[ Rattling, booming ]
[ Explodes ]
Wow. So pretty.
[ Camera clicks, paper rustles ]
[ In gibberish ]
What? No, you've been bad!
[ In gibberish ]
Pretty Patrick Egg Adventure
turns you into a thievy
little nightmare.
I'm not letting you have my phone
if you're just gonna keep stealing.
[ In gibberish ]
I'm trusting you because...
I don't know why,
but I am watching you.
So, technically,
I don't trust you that much.
PuppyCat: [ In gibberish ]
[ Screams in gibberish ]
[ Phone screeching ]
What did you do?!
[ In gibberish ]
You're selfish!
Bee: PuppyCat is selfish!
[ Ethereal music playing ]
[ Phone screeching ]
[ Laughs ]
Is this a butt text?
It's a weird one.
It's making my phone warm.
[ Upbeat music playing ]
[ Airplane whirring ]
[ High-pitched beeping ]
[ Beeping continues ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Grunts, snores ]
[ Phone beeping shrilly ]
Both: You gotta pour it
into the cup!
In the cup!
[Shouting] What?
You gotta pour it!
Pour the soda in the big cup!
That's the last part of the job!
[ Thud! ]
Uh...
That looks hard.
I'm gonna come down!
Creature: No.
Creatures: No. No.
Bee: [grunts] Whoa.
My thighs.
You need to pour the soda
into the cup so we can drink it!
You gotta pour the soda!
Then you job will be complete.
I know! I heard you!
But I-I don't think I can do that.
I mean, why do you even have
this big soda or that cup?
I mean, it's too big
and you can't even
get up there to drink it.
It's too big!
We don't want to drink it.
We want to learn from it.
In the cup,
this was a big temp job.
-I thought
you were a professional.
-...you were a
professional.
[ Chuckling goofily ]
Okay. I'll try.
[ Suit squeaking ]
[ Fizzes ]
I told you I couldn't do it!
Ooh! Ooh!
Oh! Oh!
You owe us a soda!
Yeah, you owe us
one big soda.
You still have to pay me.
I got it open.
No, we don't.
We pay when the job is done, 
and now it can never be done, probably.
You took this away from us.
We like to study everything
by touching it with our --
Ew. Our fingers.
It's not easy for us.
Our fingers are disgusting,
and we know that
they are gross.
Ew. Ugh. Sick.
But this is how we live.
This is our life
and it is how we live it.
Ew. We're born this way,
and we live our lives
by learning from the world around us,
and learning from
the soda and the cup
was a gift
to ourselves for the year.
It was the icing
on the cake for our past year.
Now it's floating
into the sky.
[ Burps ]
Creature 2: It's a mess --
Thanks to you.
Ew.
To learn by sticking our tiny fingers
into the molecules of new things,
but we can't do that now,
and we're not going
to pay you anything.
[ In gibberish ]
We'll pay you half.
Ew, PuppyCat. No!
Don't let them touch your face
with their little fingers!
Both: Whoa. Wow.
Ew. Oh wow. Ew.
Oh, he's becoming goopy.
How often does that happen?
[ Deep voice, in gibberish ]
It's none of our business.
[ Normal voice, in gibberish ]
No, we don't need
ten more seconds.
We're done.
Want me to carry you home?
[ In gibberish ]
[ Thuds loudly ]
[ Suit squeaking ]
[ Thud ]
[ Coins clattering ]
Thank you, PuppyCat,
for letting them touch your face
for money.
I'm sorry I called you selfish.
I was wrong to scream out
into space that you were selfish.
Now I can pay off your bill.
[ Coughs ]
[ Clink ]
[ Phone dings ]
[ Beeping rapidly ]
[ Beeping continues ]
[ Sniffing ]
[ Burps ]
[ Beeps ]
You are the most special
egg in my life.
You crack me up.
[ In gibberish ]
[ Signing in gibberish ]
[ Whimsical theme music playing ]
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