El Shoulder Padre

El Shoulder Padre is a stage 1 NPC found in Town 1. 
== Appearance ==
El Shoulder Padre is a caucasian man with bright red hair flowing down his back. He is in a perpetual state of anger, his eyebrows locked at 45 degrees. He has the most well defined abs of any character in the game. He wears no shirt, pants or shoes, and appears to wear some kind of thong or loincloth. His most noticable feature is his Road Warrior-esque spiked football pads, with the spikes reaching higher than the top of his head. He bears the Mark of the Curse on the left side of his face.
== Description ==
El Shoulder Padre must be defeated for the NPC hunting sidequest, along with Vangua Rudisto and The Designer. Once the quest is activated, he will attack you if you insult his shoulderpads.
== Locations ==
* segunda casa abajo
==Music==
===Aliens = Rap Machine===
== Trivia ==
* Overly protective of his shoulderpads.
* The best character in the game.
*Despite his talk about his shoulderpads, Shoulder has the same amount of DEF as the other targets and even less health in normal mode. Meaning his shoulderpads aren't very good at protecting him. Nor does he use the spikes in combat.
Category:Enemy