Woodbert the Wooden Frog

Woodbert the Wooden Frog is a wooden frog owned by Zach Reino. He famously makes a sound, but what sound he makes is a mystery never to be revealed.
== Origin ==
Woodbert is introduced in Episode 142, "Undercovers", the first "jam sesh" format episode necessitated by the COVID-19 pandemic (the precursor to the Fam Band episodes). Whenever Woodbert the Wooden Frog is brought up, Zach makes a point of saying that he makes a sound and no one knows what that sound is.
== Trivia ==
* When Off Book went independent, they needed a replacement for the “Welcome to the Earwolf Theatre...” that opens the show and opted for “Welcome to the Woodbert Theater”, permanently enshrining him as a part of Off Book canon. 
* In the intro section to The Gift from B4 Zach explains that the reason he has a wooden frog is because his wife Nicole bought it for him after he brought up wooden frogs in conversation and she had no idea what he was talking about.
* Woodbert spawned a segment across multiple Undercovers wherein different people presented things in their homes and the sound they make.
* As one of Off Book's unofficial mascots, Woodbert appears on some Off Book merch.
* We find out in the 200th episode fireplace jamboree what sound he makes