UnbreakableUnionOfficer

Aleks' element is Ununoctium. His chumhandle is unbreakableUnionOfficer, and he is type in the #FFF466. As the 
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===Background===
This SOVIET motherfucker Aleks Zhukov was born on the deathbed of the SOVIET Union, after it was dealt some TRUE AMERICAN DAMAGE. This might be somewhat important later, think of some SOVIET experimental shit.
===Interests===
Aleks is interested in Disco and Cossack Dancing, the latter strengthening his legs enough that he can run one hundred meters in just under eleven seconds. He enjoys warm clothes and is especially interested in Russian History, tending to make comments about how Russia should have won an innumerable number of wars that it lost. Aleks also prefers Communism as his favorite form of government, due to it treating every man fairly.
===Modus===
Aleks' Modus is the Dance Modus, which allows him to withdraw items with dance. Each item is assigned to a certain pattern of dance moves, the difficulty of the sequence being correspondent to the importance or value of the item. To weaponize his Modus, all Aleks has to do is add a pelvic thrust to the end of an item's dance, which launches the item powerfully.
===Strife===
Aleks' Strife Specibus is Flagkind, which allows him to wield all types of flags regardless of abilities to high effect.
===Relationships===
* Trolls in general: The de facto leader over at 602chan. Many people get the feeling it's not a good idea to mess with him. That's probably correct.
* sanguinolentRogue: Knew her when she lived back in Russia. They have a somewhat flirty relationship over pesterchum. Are now in a relationship. Wants her to be his bodyguard in the medium once he rises to power.
* ardentMuckraker: Often the target of UUO's trolling. UUO just finds him laughable.
* stannumNeedler: Troll for the lulz. Easiest target yet.
* youthfulYawn: Struck up a tentative friendship, with the long term goal of trolling the hell out of her. She's a wily one, though.
* riblessFlatfish: HATE LIKE BURNING. Stupid fucker fucked up the session. Fuck.
* falseReaction: Unintentional and unfortunate ally. They seem to get along for now. UUO is protecting FR from trolls for now because he's an essential asset.
* lawfulRepresentative: UUO's second in command and leader of the second troll session. Nobody knows just why UUO picked him...
* rhapsodicGuillotine: Communist bros
Category:Session 7
Category:Character Profiles
Category:Prospit Dreamers
Category:Trolls