Patrick Wins the Lottery

Patrick Wins the Lottery is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick sits down in front of his television.)
TV Announcer: The winning numbers for the Bikini Bottom Lottery are...
(Patrick takes a Bikini Bottom Lottery ticket out of his pocket.)
TV Announcer: 1...2...3...4...5?
Patrick: I won! I won the lottery!
(Patrick runs out of his rock and into SpongeBob's pineapple.)
Patrick: SpongeBob! I won the lottery!
SpongeBob: You did, Patrick? So did I!
Patrick: What?
(SpongeBob and Patrick run into Squiward's house.)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Guess what, Squidward!
Squidward: I don't want to hear it! I just found out that I won the lottery, meaning that I don't have to work for that skinflint Krabs anymore and that I get to move as far away from you two as possible!
SpongeBob: What a coincidence! Both of us won the lottery, too!
Squidward: Huh?
(A Bikini Bottom Lottery representative walks into Squidward's house.)
BBL Representative: Congratulations on winning the lottery! Here are your winnings!
(The representative gives SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward envelopes, which they enthusiastically tear open.)
Squidward: A dollar and eight cents?
BBL Representative: Yeah! Half the people in Bikini Bottom won the lottery, and since the money is split between the winners, that's all you get!
(Squidward twitches, and then his head explodes.)
SpongeBob: Oh, don't worry. It grows back.
(What a twist!)
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