The Spongebob tape that never was

It was, I think, November of 2016. I was looking at listings on eBay for any Spongebob Tapes and/or DvD’s. I came across a page simply known as: “Unreleased Spongebob Episode, snatch while you can”. The price was $19.95, a cheap price for a VHS tape that would’ve probably been made in the late 1990’s or early 2000’s. I added it to my cart, bought it, and started the wait. I started humming the waiting song from the one Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Patrick get a new toy. After what seemed to be an eternity which turned out to be 4 weeks, I received my package. It wasn’t wrapped or anything, it was just plain, there. I questioned why it wasn’t wrapped because it easily could’ve been destroyed but I decided to scratch it off as a questionable packaging choice. I chucked it into my VHS player (which by the way, has been sitting in my attic for years by now) and it cut right into the episode. “Huh.” I thought. “Guess they cut out the credits and the intro.” It started with a heavily distorted version of the Krusty Krab, Spongebob’s workplace. Heck, it was so distorted I could hardly see it until my second viewing, how dumb can I be to do that?
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