DEAD AND BREAKFAST

Hello again, kiddies.  your pal, CREEPS, is looking for a nice HOLISLAY INN to check into for the FRIGHT!  Much like the man in our story...
On a rainy-night back in 1949, a man drove down a country-road in southern-Kansas.  He drove in the rain, catching sight of a lonesome motel and stopped there.  The man hurried inside and ten minutes later, he was sitting in bed in a motel-room, drinking a bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey.  The man left the room, walking up the hall and he heard a woman's voice call out to him, "sir, sir could you come in here please?".  The voice came from in the little room, with a pool in it.  He went in and saw the pool filled with red slime, including red slime on the wall above it.  Standing in the pool, was a young woman.  The woman was thin and glowing-white.  The man realized she was a phantom and gasped.  "Come swim with me sir please.  I drowned here two years ago and have been extremely lonely" the phantom explained.  With the red slime dripping down the wall, into the pool, the man screamed and ran out.  
Ha-Ha, well, looks like he met her with a GHOST OF A CHANCE hee-hee!  Well, I'm pleased that I found a booking in a place with a SKELETON IN MY CLOSET Ha-Ha-Ha!