.java();

.java(); Is a creepypasta. Fake creepypasta (yes I know all creepypastas are fake). So enjoy! This is long too.
== java(message);”error” ==
I boot up my computer and remembered the H320821N3 encounter. I realized I deleted Minecraft, so I redownloaded it, and played. Before I double-clicked, I had a cool idea for a mod. I watched a lot of mod idea videos, so I made that mod. I made new blocks, and items, and tools. Then an idea came to my head. I created a new entity that will drop a new item, Golden Metal. It was named, “Robotic”. So I made the mod, and yes, I tested it in Minecraft Forge. I went to look for Robotic, but I have not seen him. I remembered he only spawns in nether biomes, so I went to look for a ruined nether portal. I found one, but after I closed the chest, I start to receive random Java messages that mean.... nonsense. These messages include this:
java.Spawn;villager(29,42,12);
java.MakeStart();
java.PlayTest(Robotic);
I closed Minecraft and checked the Robotic code. I saw in line 41, I saw that there was an error. I fixed it, and rejoined the world. I was where I was before, and viewed the chest again. The loot for Robotic was there, and a redstone dust that was renamed, “javascript.Error();”. What error? I attempted to save myself, by inviting my friends. They joined, and yes, I have around 100+ friends. So 113 players joined my server. A few seconds, 12 left. Those 12 messaged, “My game crashed with the error message, “.java();”. Help.” I rejoined my world, seeing that my friends already made some progress. I eventually tped me to a random player, and it hit Greazer100, my favorite YT for UHC. He was building a house. I tped all my friends to me, and showed my house. They liked it, but as soon one of them reached their house, they left. I got a message, that they got that same error message, “.java();”. One of my friends made a nether portal since he is a pro at Minecraft, so I and all my other friends went to the Nether. We spawned in the Soul Sand Valley, and I was looking for Robotic. He did not spawn forever. So I ingnored it and act normal. (Some of my friends are next to me IRL) So I ran to my friends. Then 11 of my friends that have the same “.java();” error message joined, then left, and joined, and repeted forever for no reason. Maybe something was kicking them out? So we continued playing. I was tped to a bedrock room, and some of my friends were in it too. The others, well, left. I saw a message. It said this:
<java.Script> ERROR.JAVA
<Friend 1> What error?
<Me> Idk
<Friend 2> Me too
<Friend 1> We should crash the game.
<Everyone else> No WAIT!
Then my game crashed with error message “.java();”. I never made a mod again, so I deleted that mod, and rejoined my game with all my friends. Instead, 51 came, then 67 more. 1 left, which was me. I have a .txt file on my desktop. It said, “YOUR END IS NEAR, WATCH OUT...”
The end was near, meaning, the dimension of The End was near. My minecraft crashed, and I can’t reboot. The End.
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