Walk Like An Egyptian Part 2: My Opening

Chris: Let's take a few moments to review some of the features of our aircraft. Safety is our number one priority, so please remain seated with your seat belts fastened at all times. And the plane has one exit located here! As we explore our exotic destinations, take time to familiarize yourself with the local architecture. The world is our playground. But remember, refusal to sing will lead to immediate disqualification. When divided into teams, be sure to give your crew a catchy handle. Upon arrival at our final destination, one lucky competitor will receive a parting gift to remember. One million dollars! So stow that carry-on baggage and lock those tray tables in the upright position. We're taking off on one crazy ride. Right here on Total. Drama...[singing]World Tooour! 
[ Theme song ] 
Izzy: Ooh, look. Team colors! 
Harold: Why the heck is our mat yellow? We're no cowards! 
Leshawna: Relax, sugar. The map's gold 'cause Team Victory's in first place! 
Gwen: I can't believe Duncan got disqualified just 'cause he won't sing. 
Heather: Maybe he can't sing. 
Courtney: Oh, he can do anything he sets his mind to. A-And now he's stuck on the plane, waiting for a ride home. Poor thing. He must be miserable.
Cut to the first class. 
Duncan humms "Come Fly With Us" 
Chris: Did I just hear you-- 
Duncan: No. 
Chris: 'Cause it sounded like you were-- 
Duncan: But I wasn't and I never will. [slurps] [burps] Ahh... 
Cut to Sierra and Izzy. 
Sierra: Duncan and Courtney fans will be devastated, but I think you and Owen have a shot at becoming fav Total Drama Couple on my fan site. 
Izzy: Owen's magic. When he breathes, his nose whistles the national anthem! [ Owen nose does just that] 
Sierra: Super cute! But he's no Cody. Did you know Cody slept with a stuffed emo named Jerry until he was... well, okay. He still does. 
Noah: And you know this how? 
Sierra: I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer.
Noah: Ooh, stalker-licious. 
[gong sounds] 
Chris: Mm. Oh. Don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt! Mm. And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge. The Amazing Camel Race! 
Harold: Where are the other camels? 
Chris: There are no other camels. It's a camel race. Not a camels race. 
Heather: Yes! 
Alejandro: What? 
[goat bleats] 
Leshawna: We won last time! But they get a camel, they get a goat, and we get a stick?! 
Chris: Each reward has its advantages. Trust me. You'll be racing to the world's most infamous waterway, the Nile. Teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have sixty seconds to strategize. 
While The Contestants Talk, Chris Turns To The Two "Stowaways" Eva And Beth, And Frowns.
Chris - And You Two Have Sixty Seconds To Explain Yourselves.
Eva - Well...
Beth - Errrrr...
They Both Come Up Black. Chris Sighs.
Chris - (Walks To The Jet) Follow Me. We Need To Talk.