Q15 - Remjob

This quickie features Swing, Baby, Swing by Snapealina.
== Episode Summary ==
Fleur and Tonks propose an evening of swinging, leaving Bill and Remus to become intimately acquainted with each other.
== Relationship(s) ==
* Bill Weasley/Remus Lupin (main, only sexual encounter detailed)
* Fleur Weasley/Bill Weasley (background)
* Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks (background)
* Fleur Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks (implied)
== Notable Moments ==
* The hosts started with one of their Quickie 1 style intros.
* Hosts joke they should all carbo-load before they get too far into this swinging.
* Allie gives Fleur a slightly Russian accent.
* Fleur is accidentally sexy with everything she does.
* Unbreakable Bone
* Bill and Remus need to provide loud commentary so that Fleur and Tonks can follow their progress in the other room.
** "Thanks for the butt sex Remus!" ~ Lyndsay
* 7 cock rings...or horcruxes?
* Lots of discussion of who will bottom (and sadly the hosts miss the chance to make a joke about being the "betam")
* Danny sets the record straight: cocks do not taste delicious. Certain ones taste better than others, but "delicious" is an over-reach.
* Bill loves the work...his Remjob
* Hopefully this wasn't a huge misunderstanding and Tonks and Fleur aren't just doing mani/pedis and watching Mean Girls in the other room.
* Danny does a running "cum count"
** "He's pulling in from behind. He's coming up the rear! It's going to be a tight finish!" ~ Danny and Allie.
* *kiss* sorry! reference
* "The podcast that lasers together, stay-sers together" ~ Danny
* Bill's sex talk continues to be disappointing.
* Lyndsay proposes some star themed jokes:
** Star-Bangered Banter
** Star-Spanking banter
** Twink, Twink, Seeing Stars
** Stars! They fuck just like us!
** Star Bones
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Fun. Bill's sex talk is terrible, but she loves Remus
Danny: Down
* Swinging is an atmosphere to let loose, not build relationships
Lyndsay: Up
* Kind of a hoftie. Liked Bill being more in charge and sex positive, but wanted/expected to see what the girls were up to.
* Hypothesized Fleur was too soft for Tonks
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Episode ends with two Potterotics created songs that were inspired by season 5.
** Eric Scull remixed Lola
** Jenny remixed "My Funny Valentine", entitled "My Horny Valentine"
Category:2018
Category:2 Wands Up
Category:M/M Pairing
Category:Reader: Allie
Category:Episodes
Category:Quickie 15
Category:Quickies and Specials
Category:Quickies
Category:Allie: Up
Category:Danny: Down
Category:Lyndsay: Up