Chinatown!

Chinatown! is the 6th episode in Season 1 of Rags to Riches.
==Plot==
It's Chinese New Year and the two rivals halt the war to celebrate in Chinatown. But will this rivalry really pause or will it keep going on?
==Transcript==
[In the Chum Bucket]
Eugene: (approaches Plankton) Um, hey there Sheldon. (notices all the Chinese decorations) What place is this? New China?
Sheldon: Did you lose your calendar? It’s Chinese New Year! Wait, are you here to get rid of my last 67 customers?
Eugene: 67? Woah, how many did you have before?
Sheldon: 210.
Eugene: Oh. Nah, I’m making my own restaurant. But THAT’S for another episode.
Sheldon: You broke the fourth wall again.
Eugene: How many times DID we break the fourth wall?
Sheldon: 21.
Eugene: Anyway, today we’re not going to be fighting. We’ll be going to Bikini Bottom Chinatown!
[Sheldon and Eugene board the bus to Chinatown.]
Eugene: (boards off) Woah.
[Chinese gingle plays.]
Sheldon: I’m starving.
Random Fish: I’m hungry too.
Eugene: (comes back with a fortune cookie) Let me read it. “Your best friend has betrayed you a couple of episodes back and will do so again today.”
Sheldon: What an accurate fortune. Well, since everyone is starving, I’ll use it to my advantage and open up a stall here.
Eugene: I’ll open one too, I’ll name it….CHIMI CHANGA!
Sheldon: Um…okay.
Eugene: (speed builds his stall) DONE!
Sheldon: Wow, that’s fast. But as you see, I brought an inflatable food truck.
Eugene: Okay. But while you were talking, I just made 7,000 dollars. EVERYONE’S BUYING HERE!
Customer #1: CHIMI CHANGA RICE CAKES FTW!
Customer #2: Um, sir. Can I have one dumpling.
Eugene: Okay, (checks in his container and sees that everything is sold out) I’m really sorry but…we’re out of stock.
Customers: (throw tomatoes at him)
Customer #2: Hey, there’s another stall over there!
Plankton: OH YEAH, GIMME MORE MO—Chinatown love! Let me plug in the speakers first and….DONE!
[Speakers play the sound of “cha-ching!”]
Eugene: (sobs) WAIT A MINUTE. (grabs a dragon suit) Hey everyone! If you like my dance then please give me money—I mean Chinatown love!
Customer #3: We have a lot of money so….(money rain begins)
Eugene: AW YEAH!
Sheldon: Oh well, I’ll just leave him here while I bring both of the bus tokens.
Eugene: (dances uncontrollably) I’M A DANCE LORD!
Sheldon: So long sucka! (gets stepped on) OOUUCHHH!!!!!
Eugene: (Uptown Funk plays) Awww——hey! This hit that ice cold….
Customer #2: Hey guys, McDonald’s is selling Mooncake themed burgers!
Customer #1: LET’S GET FAT!
Eugene: Wait, where’s Sheldon? THE BUS TICKETS! OH NO.
Sheldon: He’ll never get back!
1 hour later…
Sheldon: (in the Chum Bucket) OH FISHPASTE. IT’S EUGENE. 
Eugene: It’s payback time.
Sheldon: HOW DID YOU GET BACK?
Eugene: I’m rich now, Plankton me boy. Remember? 
Sheldon: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Eugene: It’s too late to fight anymore. Let’s do this tomorrow.
Sheldon: That’s it? You just leave? What kind of person are you—(turns back and sees that he’s alone.)
Sheldon: Um, Eugene? Are you still there? Um…I’m a bit scared…hello? 
Robot: (comes out of nowhere) DESTROY ALL LIFEFORMS. DESTROY ALL LIFEFORMS.
Sheldon: AHHH!!!!
[End.]
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