Tom Bombadil

Tom Bombadil is a character within the Jilm Lore known for being incredibly powerful and having some of the most gay sex in all of history, with him annihilating the prostates of thousands of creatures throughout Middle Earth.
== Full Story ==
It was a warm spring morning when Tom Bombadil woke from a dreary slumber, the sun's rays nearly blinding him. He stepped out of his bed with some difficulty, as it had only been months since his life saving appendiceal surgery. It had been nearly fatal, and the hospital bills had nearly bankrupted him, but he was still here, and he had hope.
The wooden floor beneath his feet was cool yet not cold, and there was the distinct smell of freshly brewed coffee emanating from the room over. He smiled, for his morning coffee was one of his greatest joys, and today was a day for enjoying the simple pleasures, he thought. With light and bounding steps he made his way to the kitchen where the pot sat waiting for him, his slave gimp Nevell sitting a few feet away in his collar, as he usual did after the coffee was prepared. Tom took a seat and sipped, frowning when he the taste hit him. No sugar. He threw the cup into Nevell's head, smashing apart and covering him in the scalding liquid. Nevell began screaming as his skin blistered and sloughed off, before Tom began hitting him over and over again with the beating stick. Nevell knew he deserved it, he had made a mistake. Tom didn't stop until he was out of breath and the stick was close to snapping, and by then Nevell's cries had ceased, as he had passed out an hour earlier from the pain. Tom didnt know if he was still breathing, but he didn't bother to check.
This day was off to a rather rocky start, and Tom intended to turn it around as soon as possible. He stepped out onto the patio and removed his robes, revealing his 45 inch long penis to the world. He then bounded off towards the forest, his penis slapping against his naked thighs all the way. When he arrived at his destination he stopped to catch his breath, a single bead of sweat dropping off his forehead onto his penis, gracefully flowing along the shaft before falling to the dirt below. He stopped to gaze at the wonders of his shaft, the veins popping and the blood flowing all along it's majesty. He turned his body and turned back quickly, letting the slap echo all throughout the forest.
The woodland animals all came running at the thunderclap of his meaty wonder, and Tom was ready to begin. He let the erection take hold and soon his penis was at a mighty 5 feet in length. With this increased girth he began his ritual, using the shaft to further his gymnastic techniques, the animals staring in wonder at the naked hobbit man before them leap and bound as gracefully as a doe. Tom did this for several days, never losing the erection, only gaining strength from the excercise. When at least he finally stopped the animals all let out a cry of sadness, and Tom simply said "I am a merry fellow" before bounding away back towards his dirt hovel.
He took the first steps into his home and saw Nevell, still lying on the floor, with a great stench permeating the entire house. Tom was only mildy annoyed, as he now had to capture new slave gimp. Still, after the coffee mishap, Tom knew Nevell would have had to be replaced anyway. He scooped up Nevell's desiccated remains with his massive penis and threw them into the trash.
Tom then layed back into his bed and closed his eyes, before drifting back into sleep.
Category:Major Characters