Crazy Craps

Crazy Craps
Written By: Purple133
Written For: Spin Off Kings Season One
== Transcript ==
Synopsis: Mr. Craps puts a bunch of new items on the Krusty Krab menu but people don't like them.
(Episode opens at the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Craps: Squidward! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Squidward: What do you want boss?
Mr. Craps: I need new ideas for the menu and SpongeBob doesn’t have any good ideas.
Squidward: (extremely sarcastically) what do you mean? I thought that Patty Sculpting was a great idea.
Mr. Craps: But it wasn’t.
Squidward: It was sarcasm.
Mr. Craps: You know I’m not good at identifying sarcasm!
Squidward: Okay, whatever.
Mr. Craps: So any ideas?
Squidward: Nope.
(SpongeBob enters the room)
SpongeBob: You need ideas? How about a Krabby Patty Krabby Patty?
Mr. Craps: A what?
SpongeBob: You know, a Krabby Patty with a Krabby Patty inside of it instead of a patty?
Mr. Craps: Sounds promising. Let’s try it. I’ll add it to the menu right now!
Squidward: I thought you hated his ideas.
Mr. Craps: Let’s give the boy a chance.
(Harold walks up to the register)
Harold: Hey, can I try a Krabby Patty Krabby Patty?
Squidward: Your lo-
(Mr. Craps glares at Squidward from the office)
Squidward: I mean, SPONGEBOB ONE KRABBY PATTY KRABBY PATTY PLEASE!
Harold: Thanks!
(A random fish comes up to the register) 
Random Fish: Hey can I try one?
Other Random Fish: Me too!
(Mr. Craps looks at Squidward)
Mr. Craps: Well now I can get rich quick!
Squidward: Sure, but when this blows up in your face I’m gonna laugh.
(An explosion happens in the kitchen)
Squidward: SPONGEBOB! What was that?!
SpongeBob: It’s the grill! She can’t handle this much at once!
(The grill starts coughing)
Grill: Why SpongeBob, WHY?!
Squidward: Ummm okay.
(SpongeBob walks into Mr. Craps’ office)
SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Craps, can we make a new menu item so that we don’t use the grill as much?
Mr. Craps: Now why would I do that?
SpongeBob: The grill won’t be able to take much more.
Mr. Craps: I see. Well then, what’ve you got?
SpongeBob: How about, Krabby Patty Fried Fries?
Mr. Craps: Like Chicken Fried Fries, but with Krabby Patties?
SpongeBob: Sure!
Mr. Craps: Fine, see how it goes.
(SpongeBob adds Krabby Patty Fried Fries to the menu. Harold walks up to the register)
Harold: Hey, can I try Krabby Patty Fried Fries?
Squidward: Weren’t you here just an hour ago?
Harold: So?
(Mr. Craps overhears this)
Mr. Craps: Squidward! Just kindly take the man’s money!
Squidward: Will that be for here or to go?
Harold: For here, thank you.
Squidward: SpongeBob, one order of Krabby Patty Fried Fries!
SpongeBob: Coming right up!
(Squidward inhales deeply and swallows a fly)
Squidward: Ughghghghghghhghggh.
(Mr. Craps hears Squidward choking)
Mr. Craps: Squidward! I’m not paying you to choke, I’m paying you to take orders!
(The fly leaves Squidward’s mouth)
Squidward: I suppose you’ll start taxing me for using the bathroom too?
Mr. Craps: You think that could work?
Squidward: What?! NO!
(More customers order Krabby Patty Fried Fries, but SpongeBob is having trouble in the kitchen)
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Squidward: What?
SpongeBob: We only have two deep fryers! I need at least four for the amount of fries we’re making!
(Mr. Craps overhears this)
Mr. Craps: SpongeBob! Squidward!
SpongeBob and Squidward: Yes Mr. Craps?
Mr. Craps: I’ve decided to stop this whole new menu items thing and just stick to the regulars.
SpongeBob: You, you, you mean it?
Squidward: Well as long as it means I don’t have to take as many orders I’m fine.
Mr. Craps: Do you have a problem taking orders Squidward? Because I can always leave SpongeBob to help you.
Squidward: No, no, no, I’m all good.
Mr. Craps: Well then I guess everything is alright.
(Harold enters the room)
Harold: How come I never got any of my stuff?
Squidward: Huh?
Harold: WHERE IS MY KRABBY PATTY KRABBY PATTY!!!
(Harold goes Super Sayan and blows up the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Craps: I jinxed it.
(Episode Ends)
Category:Purple133
Category:Episodes Written by Purple133
Category:Spin Off Kings Season One
Category:Episodes
Category:Episode transcripts
Category:2018
Category:2018 Episodes
Category:2010s