Onyx Darkblade

Onyx Darkblade is known by several names, The Black Plague, Dark Death, The Prince of Darkness, The Infinite Dark, The Sunken Darkness, The Black Assassin, The Master of Malcontent, The Messiah of Madness, The Scientist of Sin, The Employer of Entropy, The Lord of the Lost, The Leader of the Loathsome, The Major of Murder. He comes from the galaxy known as SK-LL-D34TH-666-13. SK-LL-D34TH-666-13 is the darkest, blackest, most cruel fucking galaxy in any universe ever. The galaxy is known for its fucking dark assassian guilds and the darkest of all is simply named The Dark Guild. Onyx Darkblade is the leader of The Dark Guild, because hes killed the most people with the most unrelenting and fucking brual force. He gets the name Darkblade because of his fucking blade which is dark as fuck. Its so dark because the blade itself is a black hole in the shape of a fucking dagger, so whenever he hits someone with it they get fucking sent into fucking dark black oblivion. Along with the Darkblade, Onyx also uses fucking poison daggers and a fucking laser pistol which can melt someones fucking skull instantly. Onyx emerges from the shadows striking faster than any fucking known thing in the universe, killing his targets with 100% efficiency. There has never, not once, been a target of Onyx that hasnt met a fucking dark, miserable, black death. Onyx’s power is now so strong, he is leaving the galaxy of SK-LL-D34TH-666-13 to fucking annihilate the rest of the universe, eventually including his own guilds until there is nothing left but total fucking black darkness.
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