Player Piano

== Summary ==
This is a new version of the short Player Piano as instead of the Diamond Dog Boys, Rarity gets Bulk Biceps to help her carry her piano but he misunderstands her
== Script ==
(Rarity is seen pushing a piano out on the campus of the school and grunts and pants)
Rarity:Come on Rarity you simply must get this piano to band practice. (Pushes it and grunts and pants as she does it)What kind of person doesn't put a piano on wheels? (Grunts, groans)Just look at me! I'm a mess! What I need is a bit more muscle. 
(Cuts to Bulk crying)
Bulk:WHY?! WHY'D SHE HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH ME?????!!!!!! Why Derpy?! Why oh why?!
(Back to Rarity who calls him)
Rarity:Oh Bulk!
(He stops crying and looks over to Rarity we cut back to her and she does what she did in the actual short getting the Diamond Dog Boys' attention, we cut back to Bulk who misunderstands this and it is the same look he had when she winked at him in the short Life is a Runway, he then goes over and picks her up and it's just like the fan comic adaption of the short where on the last panel dragon Spike is angry over this and Rarity doesn't know what he is doing)
Rarity:Bulk! What are you doing?!
Bulk:Yes Rarity! Yes I will be your very special somebody! Yes, yes, yes, yes, YEAH!
(Cuts to the band room, where the girls are straightening their instruments out)
Rainbow Dash:Ugh! Where's Rarity?!
Applejack:That gal's probably just wants to make some sort of grand entrance.
Sci-Twi:We won't have time for band practice. It's almost time to go.
Spike:Let's head to the malt shop after school.
Pinkie Pie:Yeah Spike!
Rainbow Dash:Well it is Friday. Let's head out.
(They take the tour bus to the malt shop)
Fluttershy:Where's Rarity anyway?
Spike:Probably getting stuff ready for her manager to see what she was doing at the boutique.
(Wallflower Blush and Juniper Montage come)
Wallflower:Hey guys mind if we join in your group conversation?
Sci-Twi:Sure. We're headed to the sweet shop.
Pinkie Pie:Yeah so we can be up to our necks in shakes and cakes!
Applejack:Hop in the bus.
(They go and drive off we cut to the sweet shop where the gang are talking)
Wallflower:So you don't know what happened to Rarity?
Sci-Twi:No all we know is that she didn't show up for band practice.
Pinkie Pie:I still like the fact that we're eating food here. (Packs food in her mouth)And I love it!
Applejack:Where in the world is Rarity?!
(Cuts to Bulk's house where in his room he is flexing his muscles in the mirror and Rarity is tied to a chair)
Bulk:What do you think Rare?
Rarity:I think you'd better let me go or I'll have the police here on you for kidnapping me! You'll be sorry you ever did this to me Bulk! The group'll be here any minute and you'll be expelled and thrown in jail! You'll wind up in jail!
Bulk:Well they don't know you're with me.
Rarity:Why are you doing this to me?! All I wanted was for you to help me carry my piano to band practice!
Bulk:Derpy broke up with me. Saying she's gonna find someone else and we should see other people. I like you Rarity.
Rarity:But kidnapping me? I'm flattered Bulk but you could have asked me to go out with you to try and take your mind off Derpy. And your muscles are big and they make you look attractive to girls!
(Realizes what she said)
Rarity:(Blushes)Sorry. I didn't mean it like that. It's just that I too have liked you. Being voted Best Muscles. And your violin playing. How when me and the Canterlot Mystery Solvers go by the smoothie stand and you give me a free smoothie. And one time at the beach you did help me with getting sunscreen on my back. And that time at the gym where you made me touch your muscles was amazing. And when I came to at the hot tub you got us a couple of drinks and we were just sitting in the tub. I really enjoyed it.
Bulk:Thanks Rare. I'm sorry I got a little carried away with kidnaping. I'm sorry.
Rarity:It's quiet alright Bulk.
(He unties her)
Bulk:You can go Rarity.
Rarity:Thank you Bulk. 
(Kisses him he lightens up liking it)
(She leaves we cut to the Canterlot Mystery Solvers in their clubhouse)
Rarity:Hello everyone.
Big Macintosh:Where were you? 
Sci-Twi:Yeah we skipped band practice and went to the malt shop.
Rarity:I was with my boyfriend.
Big Macintosh:Boyfriend? Ragmuffin?
Rarity:No not that phony accented ruffian! You know him. It's Bulk Biceps.
Sci-Twi:Huh?
Big Macintosh:Bulk Biceps? You mean the muscular fella who works out a lot?
Rarity:That's the one.
Sci-Twi:What happen to Derpy?
Rarity:Bulk said that they are going to look for other people.
Snails:Like I'm hungry.
Spike:Me too.
Big Macintosh:He didn't hurt you or anything?
Rarity:No.
Big Macintosh:I'm gonna go have a little talk with him.
(Walks off and we fade to the Canterlot Gym, Big Mac is seen walking up to it and we cut to inside the gym where we see Bulk, shirtless, giving a bag a beatdown and Big Mac steps up to the camera and he says)
Big Macintosh:Bulk.
(He stops and says)
Bulk:Hey Big Mac,
(Goes over to him)
Bulk:How's the gang doing?
Big Macintosh:Fine, mighty fine. Rarity just told us you kidnapped her and you know that's against the law.
Bulk:Yeah, I know it is. But I let her go. She said she wanted me to tote the piano to band practice and...
Big Macintosh:So when she called for you ya misunderstood and kidnapped her thinkin' she was flirtin' with ya is that right?
Bulk:Yeah, I misunderstood, you see Derpy and I broke up, she said about seeing other people and she's turned over to the science teacher Dr. Hooves, she turned to his nephew because he was more handsome.
Big Macintosh:Look just don't kidnap anybody anymore alright?
Bulk:I know it's against the law but I was blinded by love to see it until she told me.
Big Macintosh:To tell ya the truth this was actually my first stop. I was thinkin' you were either here or at your house so I checked here first but still.
Bulk:But still what?
Big Macintosh:Don't go around kidnappin' girls.
Bulk:I won't anymore, my mom moved away so it's just me and my dog.
Big Macintosh:Alright then, what about your pa?
Bulk:My dad died.
Big Macintosh:Of what?
Bulk:Of being in a wrestling match, his opponent put him in a chock lock and when he kept begging him to stop he was unconscious and after the guy was the winner, they check my dad's body and they got a doctor to check and they couldn't feel a pulse and he was pronounced dead. I was there, it was when I was a kid.
Big Macintosh:My dad disappeared and my mom did too. It was after they had Apple Bloom. So I got this weird obsession with traps. Applejack even has a hat that is like pa's hat.
Bulk:I know she wears that cowboy hat. Is that the one?
Big Macintosh:Eyup. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta get back to the clubhouse, we're supposed to be checkin' out a ghostly president and it's the Ghost of George Washington.
(Leaves and we fade to the gang checking out at dental clinic at night, we see lights shined around)
Spike:Looks like nobody's home.
Snails:Maybe we can find lollipops.
Spike:Lolipops! Oh boy! 
(Cuts to a closeup of them and Twilight)
Sci-Twi:This place has been closed since 2013, If there were lollipops around they'd be old and rotten.