恐高症 (Kǒnggāozhèng)

==Lyrics==
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
深夜灯影阑珊 	shēnyè dēngyǐng lánshān 	Under the dark night the shadows turn shorter
部门集体加班 	bùmén jítǐ jiābān 	In the company the salarymen are working overtime
指标还差若干 	zhǐbiāo hái chà ruògān 	The target is still not reached by a wide margin
下个季度削减预算 	xià gè jìdù xuèjiǎn yùsuàn 	We might have to cut the budget by the next quarter
行业前景黯淡 	hángyè qiánjǐng àndàn 	The business’ future prospects don’t look too bright
竞争混乱不堪 	jìngzhēng hǔnluàn bùkān 	The competition is tough beyond measure
人才选拔困难 	réncái xuǎnbá kùnnán 	It’s hard to pick the best talents
作为Boss我心不甘 	zuòwéi Boss wǒ xīn bùgān 	As the Boss I find myself at a loss
 	 	
怪盗一本万利 	guàidào yīběnwànlì 	To be a phantom thief, would bring much profits to us
行动上天入地 	xíngdòng shàngtiān rù dì 	As they move about, to somewhere we can’t reach
成为都市传奇 	chéngwéi dūshì chuánqí 	To become an urban legend
潇洒无比那是曾经 	xiāosǎ wúbǐ nà shì céngjīng 	But the time when we could be free and undisturbed is in the past
如今监控升级 	rújīn jiānkòng shēngjí 	Right now, as I monitor the escalation
项目还有工期 	xiàngmù hái yǒu gōngqí 	There’s still the deadline in the project
传统的手艺败给更迭的高科技 	chuántǒng de shǒuyì bài gěi gēngdié de gāo kējì 	Our more conservative craftsmanship can’t compare to the changing advancements in technology
 	 	
家族传承到我手中眼睁睁看赤字亏空 	jiāzú chuánchéng dào wǒ shǒuzhōng yǎnzhēngzhēng kàn chìzì kuīkong 	The family business is in the red
下属仿佛和尚撞钟 	xiàshǔ fǎngfú héshàng zhuàng zhōng 	My subordinates, like monks, are striking the bells撞钟 ‘striking the bells’ is an activity in a Buddhist temple wherein the monks will strike the bells to tell the time, publish an order, or for advancement of their own spiritual development
想带头当模范做先锋 	xiǎng dàitóu dāng mófàn zuò xiānfēng 	I want to take the lead, to become the pioneering role model
站上天台脑袋发懵 	zhàn shàng tiāntái nǎodai fā měng 	But when I stand up at high places I can feel my head fuzzy and dizzy
我有恐高症 	wǒ yǒu kǒnggāozhèng 	Just because of my fear of heights
 	 	
独自迎着凛冽的寒风 	dúzì yíng zhe lǐnliè de hánfēng 	By myself I stand in the freezing cold wind
寻找漆黑的角落 	xúnzhǎo qīhēi de jiǎoluò 	Looking for a dark corner
劫富济贫的祖训牢记心中 	jiéfùjìpín de zǔxùn láojì xīnzhōng 	Trying to keep in mind the ancient teachings of the Robin Hood
然而勇气早已不够用 	rán'ér yǒngqì zǎoyǐ bùgòu yòng 	But my courage has quickly run out
双腿不由自主开始 	shuāng tuǐ bùyóuzìzhǔ kāishǐ 	Without being able to help it, my legs start to
抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖 怂怂怂怂怂怂怂怂怂 	dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng	Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake in-in-in-in-fear
 	 	
一掷千金的富翁 	yīzhìqiānjīn de fùwēng 	The millionaire extravagant in wasting money
包下全城最高楼 	bāo xià quán chéng zuìgāo lóu 	Is hugging the highest storey of the whole city
牌面珍藏还不是要放一层 	pái miàn zhēncáng hái bùshì yào fàng yī céng 	If only they could have placed those advertised valuables on one storey lower
后悔学魔术不学轻功 	hòuhuǐ xué móshù bù xué qīnggōng 	How I wish I had learnt the martial arts of qing’gong轻功 ‘The martial arts of Qing’gong’ is a form of Chinese martial arts similar in style to parkour, focusing itself on nimbleness and ‘lightness’ of the body. instead of magic
弱小可怜又无助在 	ruòxiǎo kělián yòu wúzhù zài 	As my pitifully weak body helplessly
抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖 抖到我浑身难受 	dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dào wǒ húnshēn nánshòu 	Sh-sh-sh-sh-shakes so hard from head to toe
 	 	
博物馆展出的是《蒙娜丽莎》 	bówùguǎn zhǎn chū de shì “méngnà lìshā” 	On exhibit in the museum is the “Mona Lisa”
神秘微笑好似看破人间复杂 	shénmì wéixiào hǎosì kànpò rénjiān fùzá 	Smiling mysteriously as if she’s looking through the complexities of the world
替换成高仿品是完美计划 	tìhuàn chéng gāofǎngpǐn shì wánměi jìhuà 	My perfect plan is to replace it with a high-grade imitation
入侵要从离地百米天井而下 	rùqīn yào cóng lí di bǎi mǐ tiānjǐng ér xià 	To break in I’m going to have to descend from the patio, 100 m high up from the ground
 	 	
绳结腰间系紧 	shéng jié yāo jiān xì jǐn 	The rope is tightly knotted along my waist
行动凝神屏息 	xíngdòng níngshén bǐngxí 	As I move about with rapt attention, breath bated
传输现场环境 	chuánshū xiànchǎng huánjìng 	Logging onto the transmissions of the current grounds
随时汇报客户放心 	suíshí huìbào kèhù fàngxīn 	At any time the tenants will report the ‘all clear’
怎料降不到底 	zěn liào jiàng bù dào dǐ 	But never did I expect, that I wouldn’t manage to reach the bottom
悬在半空急停 	xuán zài bànkōng jí tíng 	Suspended in mid-air, I suddenly come to a stop
采购太粗心奸商居然少给三米 	cǎigòu tài cūxīn jiānshāng jūrán shǎo gěi sān mǐ 	The rope procurer shorted me out by 3 metres
 	 	
菩萨保佑别来什么带小孩儿的侦探大叔 	púsà bǎoyòu biélái shénme dài xiǎo hái'ér de zhēntàn dàshū 	A while after the graces of Boddhisattva ran out, some detective comes running bringing a small child over
会让牛顿起死回生 	huì ràng niúdùn qǐsǐhuíshēng 	At this rate you’ll even make Newton rise from the grave
警报也很KY地伴奏 	jǐngbào yě hěn KY de bànzòu 	InopportunelyKY = 空気読めない (Kuuki Yomenai) ‘Inability to read the room / read the atmosphere’. Translated as ‘inopportunely’ the alarms blare out
撤退要快心态要崩 	chètuì yào kuài xīntài yào bēng 	Best to make my retreat quickly, my heart is about to give out
还有恐高症 	hái yǒu kǒnggāozhèng 	Not to mention my fear of heights
 	 	
阵阵窸窸窣窣脚步声 	zhènzhèn xīxī sūsū jiǎobù shēng 	The rustling sounds of footsteps
无形危机伴左右 	wúxíng wéijī bàn zuǒyòu 	An intangible sense of danger surrounds me from all around
翻遍全身的衣兜仅剩扑克 	fān biàn quánshēn de yīdōu jǐn shèng pūkè 	As I rummage through my pockets, all I could find were playing cards
随着若隐若现探照灯 	suí zhe ruòyǐnruòxiàn tànzhàodēng 	Following the faintly discernable searchlights
身体不由自主开始 	shēntǐ bùyóuzìzhǔ kāishǐ 	Without being able to help it, my body starts to
抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖 怂怂怂怂怂怂怂怂怂 	dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng	Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake in-in-in-in-fear
 	 	
人畜无害的神偷 	rénchùwúhài de shéntōu 	The great thief who can’t even hurt a fly
今日恰巧翻阴沟 	jīnrì qiàqiǎo fān yīngōu 	Has suffered an unexpected failure today
希望有哪位帅哥放我先走 	xīwàng yǒu nǎ wèi shuàigē fàng wǒ xiān zǒu 	Hopefully there will be some handsome man who’d be able to let me go
即使今生不可能打工 	jíshǐ jīnshēng bù kěnéng dǎgōng 	Even though I can’t possibly start working a honest living in this life
只会好奇像我这种 	zhǐ huì hàoqí xiàng wǒ zhè zhǒng 	Only curiosity can tell now
抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖 能不能认定自首 	dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu néngbùnéng rèndìng zìshǒu 	As I sh-sh-sh-sh-shake, whether I will give myself up to the authorities
 	 	
本该完美的成功 	běngāi wánměi de chénggōng 	What should have been a perfect plan
出现些许小差错 	chūxiàn xiēxǔ xiǎo chācuò 	Is executed with more than a few slip-ups
恍惚之后才发觉四面楚歌 	huǎnghū zhīhòu cái fājué sìmiànchǔgē 	When I finally come to my senses, only do I realize I’m surrounded with no way out
通往自由唯一的出口 	tōngwǎng zìyóu wéiyī de chūkǒu 	In the only exit leading to freedom
是谁等在终点看我 	shì shéi děng zài zhōngdiǎn kàn wǒ 	Who will I find waiting for me?
抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖 怂 怂 怂 怂 怂 怂 	dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng sǒng 	As I sh-sh-sh-sh-shake in-in-in-in-fear
 	 	
人畜无害的神偷 	rénchùwúhài de shéntōu 	The great thief who can’t even hurt a fly
今日恰巧翻阴沟 	jīnrì qiàqiǎo fān yīngōu 	Has suffered an unexpected failure today
希望有哪位帅哥放我先走 	xīwàng yǒu nǎ wèi shuàigē fàng wǒ xiān zǒu 	Hopefully there will be some handsome man who’d be able to let me go
即使今生不可能打工 	jíshǐ jīnshēng bù kěnéng dǎgōng 	Even though I can’t possibly start working a honest living in this life
只在故事最后说出 	zhǐ zài gùshì zuìhòu shuō chū 	Only my last words in this story will say
抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖抖 我讨厌恐高症！ 	dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu dǒu wǒ tǎoyàn kǒng gāo zhèng! 	As I sh-sh-sh-sh-shake, oh how I hate my acrophobia!
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*諾 (Nuò) (album)
==External Links==
*Instrumental, MIDI - Baidu Drive (Password: oyaf)
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