Eminem

Eminem is the best rapper in the world, labeled #1 by all music rating companies, that is known for making such awesome songs that blew up people's eardrums. He's made so many awesome songs and transformed the whole WORLD of music, even making Squidward cry! 
== Musical career ==
Eminem started in the late 1980s, and became famous by 1997. Throughout the 2000s and 2010s, Gen Z and Millennials attempted to cancel him, but he didn't let it happen. In 2024, Gen Alpha tried to cancel him after his recent song Houdini, but failed once again. Eminem is immune to cancel culture. This is because he is one of the best at dissing and roasting. 
== Rapping powers ==
Eminem is so good at rapping that he can create Plotholium and portals of weird sorts, creating a force field around him, simply put, tons of colors in the air. This was obviously a gift from God or Chuck Norris. Us scientists over at the UnAnything Team think that these force fields and portals form and accumulate due to the extreme intensity of his roasts and his rapid rapping speeds sometimes, combined with air, disperses controllable energy that can be unstable by choice. He controls his energy to his advantage, and in the music video for Rap God, he actually used his unstable energy to his advantage so that he wouldn’t have to pay an editor to do those special effects.
==History==
Eminem was born in 1972, but see, he wasn't called Eminem yet, instead he was called Marshall Mathers. He was bullied as a kid and had a rough childhood. He found rapping to be his superpower which he would use to escape that hell and eventually became famous and rich with his power. He made some music with a small friend group in the late 1980s and called himself MC Double M (cool name) in Detroit. He would do more music, and then blow up with fame and popularity when he released "The Real Slim Shady" in 1997.
== List of guys he dissed ==
* You
* Himself
* His mom
* His own kids (jokingly)
* Benzino
* Ja Rule
* Machine Gun Kelly
* Canibus
* Lil Pump
* Tyler the Creator
* Mariah Carey
* Nick Cannon
* Everlast
* Bart Simpson
* Max Headroom
== Trivia ==
* Over the years, Chuck Norris and Eminem became friends, which makes people even more jealous of him.
* Machine Gun Kelly died when Eminem sent him to another UnUniverse by destroying his career.
* CAN THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP!
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