List of House M.D. quotes

This is a list with some quotes from the episodes of House. The quotes are classified by seasons. If you want to read all the quotes, just visit the list of each season.
==Season One==
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1.01 Pilot (+)
Rebecca: I just want to die with a little dignity.
House: There’s no such thing. Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re ninety, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass, it's always ugly. Always! You can live with dignity, you can’t die with it.
1.03 Occam's Razor
==Season Two==
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2.07 Hunting
Chase: Last night probably shouldn’t happen again.
Cameron: Do you think I want it to?
Chase: When two people have had sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again, they’re going to do it again, and that’s when things get complicated. And it didn’t suck.
==Season Three==
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3.15 Half-Wit
House: Did you come for my feelings? Because I left 'em in my other pants.
3.16 Top Secret
House: Did you find out about any television or other media exposure?
Cameron: Do you really care or are you just trying to waste hospital resources to get back at Cuddy for making you take the case?
House: Of course I care! What a horrible thing to say. Do a Lexis Nexis search and get a copy of his credit report.
==Season Four==
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4.12 Don't Ever Change
Amber: Hello Greg. And I call you Greg because we're now social equals.
House: And I call you Cutthroat Bitch because, well, quod erat demonstratum.
==Season Five==
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5.15 Unfaithful
Daniel: You want to talk hypocrisy; What about you? You act like you don't care about anyone, but here you are, saving lives.
House: Solving Puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damages.
Daniel: Yeah, nice try. I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you're right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you're wrong, to give you hope. You want to believe, don't you?
==Season Six==
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6.21 Help Me
Cuddy: I'm stuck, House. I keep wanting to move forward. I keep wanting to move on, and I can't. I mean, my new house, with my new fiance, and all I can think about is you. I just need to know if you and I can work.
==Season Seven==
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7.01 Now What?
House: Hi! This is Gregory House. I can't take your call at the moment, please leave a message. If this is Wilson, I'm fine, not suicidal, not on drugs, coping very well with the loss of my last patient. So feel free to go about your day without worry. BEEEEP!
Wilson: House! You can't just... not show up to work. What's Cuddy going to say?
House: If this is STILL Wilson... she gave me the day off. And tomorrow (Cuddy shoots a look). Okay, maybe not tomorrow, but today. I'm fine. Now go away!........ BEEEEEP!
7.14 Recession Proof
Masters: He’s lying. He’s not an executive. I saw his hands; they’re covered with calluses and little cuts. He works with them. A lot.
House: Stand up...(clumsily embraces Masters) Our little girl is finally growing up! You dream of this day, but when it finally happens...so, what did Mr. Meat Hooks say when you called him a liar?
Masters: Uh, I didn’t.
House: Mmm... Baby steps.
==Season Eight==
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8.21 Holding On
Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.
House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning, I'm in pain! I go to work in pain! Do you know how many times I wanted to just give up?! How many times I thought about ending it?!
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