SiIva Direct 12.19.2024

"SiIva Direct 12.19.2024" is a high quality video by SiIvaGunner that premiered on December 19, 2024. 
== Summary ==
This video imitates the format of a standard SiIva Direct, which serves as a teaser for upcoming channel events, news, and future ripping plans. However, it only features one genuine teaser; tying into the plot of The Susie ARG, the rest of the Direct features various absurd spoof "teasers", presented with a gradually increasing amount of errors and glitches. The Direct ends with an animated scene taking place in President Haltmann’s deactivated lab after the events of “One Last Chance” that sets up the first step of The Susie ARG.
== Announcements ==
*A release celebrating Cave Story's 20th anniversary
*"JollyGunner", the current winter event "keeping things nice and simple"
*Idol/Idle Games Day, which will include the release of a SiIvaGunner idol/idle game
*SiIvaGunner Dysfunctional Interaction Maker, a game that can mashup any 2 memes from the channel's history, releasing in 2085. The soundtrack for the game will be released as the dysfunctional album. Also, orange Joke-Explainer™ plushies will be sold. Also, SiIvaGunner coasters will be sold for 49.99 in every currency,
*The SiIvaGunner Takeover Undo-er, which results in all Lost Media Day rips being deleted again
*The Dickover, an event related to the 37th president of the United States of America, Richard Nixon
*A collaboration with Arby's to make the SiIvaBurger, which is recalled about 10 minutes later
*A Halloween event that is NOT the Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special
*Restarting the King for Another Day Mojo
*SiIvaGunner Nutrition, involving the release of vitamin supplements
*SiIvaGunner Redneck Hoedown, an album of original country music
*Crab Day
*Gambling Day
*Apple Day, celebrated on Steve Jobs's birthday (February 24)
== Content ==
=== Intro ===
The video begins with a spoof of an ESRB rating: "PAL-M" for "Flashing Lights Warning," with the texts "CARALHO!" and "PQP 500.fpm" on the upper and lower borders of the rating, respectively. This is followed by the "YouTube Videos" and the SiIva Direct intros.
The ESRB rating joke references "Se Piscar Já Era", with "PAL-M" being a commonly-used mix name for rips related to Brazilian memes.
=== Cave Story 20th anniversary ===
Text scrolls upwards over the background of ’s title screen, reading:
On December 20th, 2004
Cave Story was released,
and would go on to influence
indie games as we know them today.
There will be a new release from SiIvaGunner
to commemorate its 20th anniversary.
Stay tuned for more information.
This segment announces the release of Caveman Story at the end of the Cave Story 20th Anniversary event. The rip "Cave Story (Theme Song) (Remastered) - Cave Story" plays in the background.
=== JollyGunner ===
"Hello, everyone. Welcome to today's SiIvaGunner direct. I hope you enjoyed that first announcement, as we've got many more exciting announcements to share with you today. But first, let's talk about this year's winter holiday event. As you may have notices, the festivities has already begun! Welcome to JollyGunner! We're keeping things nice and simple this year. With that out of the way, let's move on to the headlines."
The rip "Frappe Snowland (OST) - Mario Kart 64" plays in the background.
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: An event you've all been waiting for! ===
A Google search for "is there a difference between idol games and idle games" is displayed, which receives an AI Overview answer:
No! There is no distinction between "idol" games and "idle" games. They are the exact same thing. I swear. I promise, even! And I don't promise often.
The screen zooms into the "No!", which is followed by gameplay footage of alternating idol and idle games:
Time	Game
1:44	
1:46	
1:47	
1:51	
1:55	7 Rhythm Dash
1:59	Forager
The following narration is spoken, with a clip of the first instance of "idle/idol games" being spliced in for each subsequent instance of the phrase or "games":
"SiIvaGunner will be hosting a channel event featuring music from idle/idol games. Idle/idol games are a very popular genre, with many famous games. For this event, rips will release featuring music from idle/idol games. I hope you like idle/idol games, 'cause there will be a lot of rips, like at least three. They will be funny. The and banner will also change. Additionally, there will be an idle/idol game album. SiIvaGunner will also release their own idle/idol game for your amusement."
"Man, the SiIvaGunner idol/idle game, I- I don't even know what to say!"
"We hope you like it. Please like it. Please-"
Additionally, as the question is being typed, a brief search history is shown below, featuring five prompts:
*google.com/burger
*dog with a blog fusion collab
*christmas comeback crisis? more like shut up
*idk what to write anymore im so tired
*this segment is gonna be cool
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: And now, some positive vibes for the viewers! ===
"Hello there, SiIvaGunner fans, do you fucking hate SiIvaGunner? Alternatively, but also not required, do you also hate joy and whimsy? If you're like me and you just have an absolute distain for everything I just mentioned, the SiIvaGunner channel has created something I think you'll have great interest in. Everyone, I introduce you: "SiIvaGunner Dysfunctional Interaction Maker", also known as "SDIM" for short! Why? Simple! You see, the words we used in the title abbreviate to SDIM and that's why it's the abbreviation instead of something funny. Here's how it works: on the right of your screen you can see literally every single SiIva meme that has ever appeared on the channel. Simply select two of them and watch the maker do its magic."
Multiple example matches are then shown:
Eggnog blasts Robbie with a very loud laser.
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Marcianito plays "Nunca Me Faltes" over Gadget's speech.
"ALSO! If you look down on the bottom left you can see an orange Joke Explainer™. If you click it it says something really cool"
"ALSO! There will be an album for the game known as the dysfunctional album. Here's the link to get the album, come back to it in like a month or two.ALSO! We will be selling plushies of the orange Joke-Explainer™ explainer so that you can always have someone watching you when you least expect.ALSO! We have decided to delay the game to 2085.ALSO!"
The screen abruptly changes to black, playing audio of someone walking and then running while breathing heavily as the orange Joke-Explainer™ repeats "You can never escape".
"ALSO! We're also going to be selling SiIvaGunner coasters along the game. You can buy them at your local Blockbuster for 49.99 in every currency. Congratulations Brazilians, now you can spend 50 dollars instead of-"
A screenshot of Google showing 49.99 USD converted into 302.06 BRL appears while the narrator coughs intensely.
"SiIvaGunner's Dysfunctional Interaction Maker: the first game in history..."
While scrolling though the meme selection, the following memes are shown:
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: Remember to vote responsibly! ===
This segment plays "SiIvaGunner presents... The KING FOR A DAY TOURNAMENT!" in its entirety.
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: Remember to vote responsibly! ===
"The SiIvaGunner channel has had a lot of events over its 8-year lifespan... but like lightning, sometimes you get hit by it and it hurts. Youch! Now, that pain can go away, with a little help from YOU! Introducing... The SiIvaGunner Takeover Undo-er poll! After this announcement, you will be able to vote on your phones by texting one of the following 10 events to 777-77. These events include...
Chain of Memories DayMay 13, 2017The soundtrack completion will be undone. This also means no more dupe standards!
The YankoverApril 12-19, 2021Several days worth of Yankin' rips will be instantly deleted from the channel, and the source will become banned. Forever.
Gadget WeekMay 14-25, 2017The first SiIvaGunner event to have backlash of any kind! Trust me! Just take my word on it!Please note that Gadget Week 2 ft. The Nostalgia Critic will remain untouched.
Bean Mourning DaySeptember 10, 2016While it is true that Green De La Bean's death in entirely your fault, removing this event will absolve you of any guilt.
PSY Day 6July 15, 2021Considered by many fans to be the worst of the Psy Days. Please note that the other Psy Day events will remain untouched.
Nerf This DaySeptember 10, 2019All D.Va related rips uploaded on this day will be deleted.
YanksgivingNovember 25, 2021Day worth of Yankin' rips will be instantly deleted from the channel, and the source will become banned. Forever.
EVOREAugust 8-9, 2021Everything tweeted during the EVORE event will be deleted.
Lost Media DayNovember 30-December 1, 2024Lost Media Day is......Lost media?????? Nobody has ever made this joke before.
Astronaut in the Ocean DayJune 7, 20212nd anniversary of the debut of Astronaut in the OceanWhat you know about rollin' down in the deep when your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze when these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy she say that I'm cool I'm like yeah, that's true I believe in G-O-D don't believe in T-H-O-T she keep playing me dumb I'ma play her for fun y'all don't
Whichever event receives the most votes after the voting period has ended will have their rips deleted from the channel!Remember to text YOUR vote to 777-77!Good luck, and have fun!"
This segment directly parodies The SiIvaGunner Takeover Do-Over Poll's segment from SiIva Direct 6.4.2024.
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: It's here, as promised! ===
HELLO THIS IS
MY NAME IS
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AND I'M HERE
TO GIVE YOU
SOME
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YOU CAN'T DO
THE THEME SONG
OR ROBOT HELL
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This segment serves to "formally" announce the "Dickover", first mentioned in "Apology | SiIva Swim".
=== Arby's "SiIva burger" ad ===
Gegagedigedagedago is on a table, but is quickly crushed by a fist. 
"Oooh, I hate that thing! ...Anyways.."
Cut to 'The SiIva Burger', being filmed like an actual advertisement.
"Introducing, the SiIva Burger, our collaboration with the famously...imfamously? Imfamously famous SiIvagunner YouTube Channel. 7 cheeses, 7 onions, 7 pieces of pure, girthy 'Beefagunner'. Arby's. We have the meat."
Text at the bottom of the final shot reads 'Limited time only at participating U.S locations while supplies last. Comes with a sizeable portion of blue nuggets. Tax not included. Prices may vary in Alaska and Hawaii.'
=== SiIva Direct Heedlines: Viewers beware, you're in for a scare! ===
This segment plays an overly bit-crushed and pixelated video.
"Hey there, everybody! I'm here to announce that we're having the first ever SiIvaGunner annual Halloween Day! That's right! The first ever annual SiIvaGunner Halloween Day! This is not the SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special, this is the first ever Halloween Day! It's an event day for Halloween, which will be on October 31st this year. Sources include:"
The video becomes inverted.
"Halloween sources, such as ghosts, pumpkins and- and skeletons. Be careful, because this is not the SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special. They aren't anything alike. Please don't say it is, because it's not, this is the SiIvaGunner annual Halloween Day. It's not the Spooktacular Horror Special, Halloween Day! It's not, no, it's- it's Halloween Day--"
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: Thank you for voting responsibly! ===
The segment opens on 'The SiIvagunner Takeover Undo-er' once again. 
"Thank you for voting in 'The SiIvaGunner Takeover Undo-er' poll! The voting period has now officially ended, and a winner has been chosen...With a whopping 98% of the votes!"
Large, yellow text of '98%' pops up on screen.
"The takeover most worth undoing is...Lost Media Day!"
An unamused audience sound effect plays, with scattered applause.
"As of this announcement, the rips have already been deleted. Thank you for your participation!"
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: An announcement from an old friend! ===
"Hello. This is Bane, back again on the SiIvaGunner channel. I realised many years ago now during the KFAD2 Direct, that I made a vital mistake. I shouldn't have cancelled the MOJO!! So today, I would like to announce that I am re-announcing we're restarting the KfAD2 MOJO!! [grunts] Like and subscribe to BanevaGunner!"
The segment features Bane, who has formally restarted the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!! after its cancellation in "SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day Tournament Direct 9.21.2019 (Beta Mix)".
=== Channel 7 news presentation ===
This segment depicts a news story from Channel 7 News. It starts by showing Bill Clinton (described as a "WWE Champion") in front of an Arby's.
"Hello everyone. I'm Bill Clinton with Channel 7 News. And today we will be interviewing recent buyers of the SiIvaBurger. Join us, on this special presentation."
After this, the visuals cut to inside the restaurant. Engineer from and an unknown character are shown in the background, while two sentry guns from Team Fortress 2, Popplio from , Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants, Adelbert Steiner from , and Drake (wearing Groucho glasses) sit at the table. Mr. Krabs (described as "Owner of the Krusty Krab and former King for Another Day Competitor") is interviewed.
"Ahoy there! I think that Arby's gets kind of a bad rep. It's not that bad once you try it, and this SiIva Burger is one of the best burgers I've ever had, arr arr arr arr- *begins coughing incessantly* oh no, me heart stopped, I'm fucking dying! Ohh-"
After this, SMPTE color bars appear on-screen, followed by a cut to an apology by Channel 7 News for airing the segment and redirecting the viewer's attention to a video of a bird that sounds like a car before quickly ending the segment.
===SiIva Direct Headlines: Let's learn something today!===
An original skit by JoeBro, "Sid's Sick Sandwiches". A standalone version of this segment was uploaded to JoeBro's channel as "Sid's Sick Sandwiches".
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: Hungry For More? Siiva's New Type Shii Will Have You Feining For More! ===
A text scroll on the top of the screen reads "This video is hosted on WWW.SPLEEVASPLUMMER.UNH"
"Yo yo yo, my cuh. Have you heard of the new SilvaGunning idea? Well, it's kind of being called SiIvaGunner Nutrition. See, SiIvaGunner is a video gaming music channel. There is sort of nutrition at play here. So, we are releasing of many, and these supplements, like protein power and gummies, for healthy vitamin usage. Remember to rip rip on that flint flint, or else you dat boi gay. No UNO reverse card."
"Also, we're releasing an album of original country music. It's called "SiIvaGunner: Redneck Hoedown."
This segment announces the release of the SiIvaGunner Nutrition health supplements, and the album "SiIvaGunner: Redneck Hoedown".
=== Arby's SiIva burger exposé ===
This segment starts immediately after the previous one. It starts with a shots of an Arby's location with a cinematic aspect ratio. A narrator says:
"So SiIvaGunner and Arby's bring up this collaborative burger, and all of a sudden everybody's just going crazy for it."
The segment shows and interview with Michael King, a private investigator, who says:
"He looks me dead in the eye and he says if you knew the ingredients they're putting in that thing, there's no way you would be buying it."
Footage of someone unwrapping an Arby's burger is played. Then another interview (which shows the same interview footage as earlier, only mirrored), of Steve McDonald, and FDA Associate is shown:
"Fundamentally, SiIvaGunner's this channel that's based off of the idea of the bait-and-switch, and what they're doing is applying that idea to the burger."
The earlier Arby's burger footage is continued with the cameraperson saying:
"Hold on, isn't it supposed to have seven patties?"
The cameraperson knocks on the burger, making the sound of hollow wood. The interview continues, saying:
"These ingredients, from the outside, they look like regular ingredients, but if you take a closer look, it's actually wood and cardboard."
The screen then cuts to black, with text appearing saying:
The FDA has officially recalled the SiIvaBurger.
Which is then followed by similar text saying:
Do not eat it.
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: SpongeBob Patrick ===
The entire segment is a cover of "Title Theme & Ending" from in the style of uploads from the YouTube channel Spongebob Patrick. A standalone version of this segment was uploaded to said channel as "The Rip".
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: Are you paying attention? ===
This segment begins by skipping over an unknown announcement. After this, the visuals display a Windows Movie Maker slideshow, starting with the channel banner with the text "Announcement" fading in, as a person abrasively narrates on a low quality microphone:
After the success of previous animal events like Dog Day and Monkey Day, we are proud to announce Crab Day. This event will feature crab-related sources like: Crab Rave; ; ; ; ???; ???; Mr. Krabs ???; but absolutely no Weezer, crabs are not(?) Weezer. Crab Day is coming soon. You already know when it comes! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The mashup of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by The Tokens and "Crab Rave" from "An Essential Announcement" plays in the background as various related images and videos are shown in the slideshow. At the end, an "announcement" for Crab Day is shown with the text "Crab day soon / You already know when :)", followed by the following credits:
Crab dayAnouncemt bysiva guner (me)MuscThe tokers -Awimoweh (loin song)Event comingSoemdaySpeaicla thanksYou for watchingPlease rate likeand sublcscribeLeave your thouhgtis in commentsHelp meThend2024 sivlain
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: get ready to push start to rich again. epic win ===
This segment briefly skips, followed by removing the prior and subsequent announcements from the list.
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: One more thing... ===
This segment plays the video of Steve Jobs originally announcing the App Store, with new narration dubbed over "announcing" a new iPhone called the "iPhuck 20", new games in the store, new music to listen to, and an event for Apple Day on Steve Job's birthday. Throughout the narration, the voiceover pauses a lot and mixes up the names for comedic effect.
"Hey everyone. Um... welcome to, uh... the Apple Direct... um... I'm your host, Steve Apple, and, um... uh... I'm gonna tell you everything that we have to introduce to y'all... um... some new things, some new technology, uh... you know, new features, um... uh, so yeah... um, first of all, um... new iPhone, new iPhone on the market, new l- new iPhone on the market, uh... th-this is a new iPhone, alright, this is the, uh... the iPhuck 20, this is the iPhuck 20, um... it's a very, very wonderful phone, um... only for, uh... uh... I don't- I don't actually know the price of it yet, we haven't decided that, um... next of all, we have, uh... what is it... we have... new games on the iTunes store, the i- the iPlay store, the, uh... the App Store, we got new games on the i- iPlay, iPlay Apple Store, um... um... you can also, uh... new music, we got new music on the, uh... the iMusic store, the iTunes store, the, uh... place where you get music, lots of, uh... new music... you can listen to, right now, um... l-lot of new music, l-lots of it, um... and, um... and the biggest, the biggest, uh... the biggest, uh... what is it, uh... thing we have to offer is 'Apple Day', um... we are taking over SiIvaGunner, uh... very, very soon, um... on my birthday, um... so, uh, you know, um... uh... you know, so we're gonna be doing all that, uh... so, yeah, th-that's it, that's it, that's it, that's all..."
After this, the visuals transition to a message from Tim Cook, which is extremely muffled.
=== SiIva Direct Headlines: ������������������� ===
A very glitchy and corrupt segment, featuring the reappearance of Loji Londo.
=== Epilogue ===
This portion of the video appears abruptly at the end of the last segment at 26:44, without an introduction. It consists of an animated scene taking place at President Haltmann's deactivated laboratory after the events of "One Last Chance", with the SiIva A.I.'s core lying on the ground next to the smoldering remains of Haltmann and his control module. At 26:49, one of the screens in the background begins flashing. The sequence of flashes is Morse code that translates to "HWCINTERNALDB?HIGHQUALITY?RIP". This leads to the URL https://hwcinternaldb.highquality.rip/, a new page on the highquality.rip website, marking the first step of The Susie ARG.
== Contributors ==
Credits taken from "The Meeting - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story".
Contributors:
*601billionlazer
*Aps17
*BigBadBlob
*BobTheTacocat
*circunflexo
*Cosmic199X
*eg_9371
*Grambam36
*Hamstermuffins
*Jea (voice of Joke-Explainer™)
*JoeBro
*Keeby10
*lonk
*Memmy
*minindo
*Myeauxyoozi (opening narration)"High Quality Rips of mine". YouTube playlist by Myeauxyoozi."High Quality Rips of mine". Google document by Myeauxyoozi.
*NeoTheSomething
*Nozobot
*TheSmallBlue
*SpongeBob Patrick
*vvsvlogs
*Wekko
Video compilation:
*minindo
== Trivia ==
*Despite this video premiering on December 19, 2024, both the "�������������������" segment and "Mystery of the SiIcret Gunner - A SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story" refer to it as having premiered on December 18th, 2024.
*After the premiere of "The Meeting - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story", the "dysfunctional album" link in the "SiIvaGunner Dysfunctional Interaction Maker" segment was changed to redirect to the album RE:SPH.
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