Breaking Bad 2

Breaking Bad 2 is a remake of Breaking Bad created by Zoltan40. It changes the plot a lot, SpongeBob SquarePants served as executive producer. It was produced by Blue Lobster Productions.
== Episodes ==
=== Season 1 ===
1: Ligman - Walter is diagnosed with Ligma and finds out he only has 2 weeks left to live and decides to make drugs. Jesse learns of a company called Gray Matter and signs up to be a test subject for their experiments. Mike hears rumors of a new device by Gray Matter.
2: Olympic Curling -  Walter quits selling drugs and signs up for olympic curling. Walter Jr. does unspeakable things after an unsatisfactory breakfast. Jesse leaves Gray Matter and decides to also do Olympic Curling. Gus buys a yellow shirt. Mike finds out about the iPad.
3: Pepsi MAX - Walter's first curling competition has arrived, and finds his opponent is no one other than Jesse. Gus buys Pepsi MAX. Mike wakes up from a coma and realizes he is hella horny... For some iPads.
4: Psychic - Walter and Jesse become friends. Gus drinks the Pepsi MAX and becomes fat. Walter visits a psychic and plans to steal Mike's iPad when he buys one.
5: Breaking Thrones - Game of Thrones crossover. Jesse beats Walter to death with a curling stone, but Melisandre revives him. Jesse and Jon Snow play COD: Zombies, Gus gets intimate with a Pepsi can, and Mike cries because he doesn't have an iPad.
6: Zonked - Life has returned to normal, and Walt has breakfast with his family. Jesse gets zonked. A zonked Mike and Gus have sex. Then Mike tells Gus about the iPad.
7: Yacht - Walter finds Jesse on Jeff Bezos' yacht smoking loud with Tupac and Snoop. Gus discovers an anthill behind his restaurant. Mike asks Jeff Bezos for an iPad, but Jeff hits him on the head making Mike forget about the iPad.
8: Gamer - Walter becomes a gamer. Jesse burns down his yacht and gets taken to court. Gus gets into Radiohead. Mike needs a magical device where he can browse the internet and take pictures, but doesn't know what it is.
9: Better Fuck Saul - Walt makes a Twitch account and becomes famous. Jesse is rescued by Saul Goodman. They vibe while eating Takis, but they're too spicy for Jesse. Gus tries to buy Radiohead tickets. Mike finds out about the iPhone and starts making meth with his granddaughter to get money for it.
10: Emo Cat Girl - Saul and Jesse find Walter, who is now an emo cat girl. Gus didn't find tickets for a Radiohead show, so he's going to Weezer instead. Mike sells meth and makes 1 dollar.
11: Back to Drugs - Saul, Jesse, and Walter all make amends and return to selling drugs. This time, they exclusively sell to vulnerable high school children. Gus studies Weezer. Mike considered buying a Samsung phone but he wasn't feeling it.
12: HANK - Saul, Jesse, and Walter fuse into one entity called HANK. Gus puts on his yellow shirt for the Weezer show. Mike makes an onlyfans.
13: savewalter.com - Walter's family can't find him so they make a website. HANK begins its journey by warning the people who have stained the blood of their doors with the blood of their first-born son that Allah will make his return. Gus arrives at the Weezer concert. Mike gets 5000 dollars but spends it all on Subway Surfers microtransactions.
14: Fly - HANK goes to a Taco Bell. Gus enjoys the concert and is asked to join Weezer. Gus writes his first song as the next member of Weezer. Mike plays hangman with a fly and wins.
15: Baby - HANK dissociates into Saul, Jesse, and Walter, who no longer has ligma. Walter gives birth to Holly. Gus approaches the studio with a deal. Mike converts to Islam.
16: Playmobil - Walter invests in Playmobil stock because he plans to get thousands of women pregnant with kids who will want toys. Jesse goes vegan but "didn't know that fish counted as meat". Gus becomes a celebrity. Mike goes to a mosque but gets arrested for sexual assault.
17: Silicon Packets - Walter throws a temper tantrum after he got merked in fortnite. Jesse finds out what happens when you eat the silicon packets. Gus wants a glow-up so he can "slay queen". Saul bails Mike out.
18: Estrogen - Walt and Jesse meet Elon Musk. Saul figures out how to chop onions without crying. Gus starts putting estrogen in his chicken. Mike sees a tourist taking pictures with an iPhone.
19: Kid Named Finger - Jesse needs a nightlight because he is scared of the dark. Walter offers to cuddle. Gus is disgusted by the girlie pop. Saul downs some lighter fluid to make him lighter after feeling insecure about his weight. Mike gets surgery to become a finger.
20: Stove - Things are steamy in Jesse's trailer after Walter is cuddling with him all night. Gus was playing his new Weezer songs near Walter and Jesse, and they were so fire that the gasses in the stove caught fire. Walter and Jesse look for who left their stove on all night. Saul plays an accordion for people at Giant, but is arrested after playing "Stay" by Kid Laroi. Mike tells Walter to put his dick away.
21: Fire Beat - Gus burns down all of Albuquerque by playing Weezer.
=== Season 2 ===
22: Le Epic Espace - Walter eats 30 bags of Doritos. Jesse becomes a gaming YouTuber. Saul simply leaves prison but now has poor personal hygiene. Gus quits Weezer because he died. Mike turns to Allah and prays for any signs of something that could act as a camera, note taker, messenger, clock, and calendar all at once.
23: Femboy Friday - After the death of his Fallout: New Vegas permadeath run character, Walter swears off gaming for good. Jesse fulfills his dream of meeting a real goth girl. Saul does lawyer things. Gus hires Gale, who is a femboy. Mike hears about a new device called an "iPad".
24: Jordans - Walter insults Gus' Jordans. After finding out his Jordans are fake, Gus apologizes to Walter for saying Santa isn't real. Huell attempts to get closer with Jesse. Mike overhears people talking about the iPad at Costco.
25: Sleepover - Walter tells Jesse to kill Gale because he is very femboyphobic. Gus asks Walter if his mom would let him sleep over. Saul asks Huell what his intentions with Jesse are. Mike's old friend is in town, and he brought his iPad.
26: Crush - Walter asks Gus who he has a crush on. Jesse goes to Kroger. After Saul's disappearance, the police search for Huell. Mike's friend explains the purpose of his iPad.
27: Kroger - Gus and Walter's relationship changes forever. The police get closer to Huell. Jesse gets lost in the Kroger. Mike goes to a library to research what an iPad is.
28: Saul Back - Walter tries to talk to Flynn again. After Huell's defeat, Saul emerges from hiding to find Jesse. Jesse is in the ice cream aisle at Kroger. Gus buys a ring for Walt. Mike can't find a book about iPads at the library, so he goes home.
29: Laxative - After taking a laxative, Gus realizes he had everything wrong and must delete the message from Walt's answering machine. Saul finds Jesse locked in the Kroger ice cream freezer. Mike wants to know what the "i" stands for in iPad.
30: Mummy - The mishap with the answering machine puts Gus and Walt's relationship in an awkward place. Saul discovers Jesse's secret. Jesse gets caught in a pyramid scheme, and he wants to know where the mummy is. Mike dreams about an iPad.
31: Industrial Drill - Walt gets his hands on an industrial drill, and Albuquerque is in danger. After getting cursed by an ancient Egyptian prince, Jesse goes to see a priest, who has other ideas. Saul commits several crimes. Gus develops a Pepsi MAX addiction. Mike's granddaughter gets an iPad, raising questions with Mike.
32: Sneeze - Walt sneezes on a cop, setting off events that end in the deaths of 3,126 bystanders. Jesse gets trapped in the realm of Ag'Baoth. Saul rescues him. Gus becomes extremely fat. Mike calls a local Target to see if they have iPads.
33: Treehouse - Walter builds a treehouse and invites Gus. Jesse gets ripped off of a can of cheese whiz. Saul invites Hector and steals his bell. Mike calls a local Walmart to see if they have iPads.
34: Chinese Finger Trap - Walter gets his wisdom teeth out and cries. Saul offers to adopt Jesse, but Jesse has his fingers stuck in a chinese finger trap and can't sign the documents. Gus goes to the gym. Mike calls a local Sears to see if they have iPads.
35: Marriage - Walter's ligma is coming back, so he tries to scam his neighbors for a quarter so he can buy jawbreakers. Saul takes Jesse to the hospital. Gus decides to marry Walt. After finding out Sears is out of business and therefore can not sell him an iPad, Mike reevaluates his plan.
36: Walgreens - Walter and Gus get married. Jesse decides to have dinner with Skyler and Flynn. Saul takes a vacation to Rome. Mike calls a local Walgreens to see if they have iPads.
37: Orangutan - Walter and Jesse go to Las Vegas and a run-in with an Orangutan leaves them both questioning their futures. Saul gets crucified. Gus decides to play with the ants in the anthill. Mike calls a local Target to see if they have iPads.
38: Back to Drugs (Again) - Walter and Jesse remember they're supposed to be making drugs. After 3 days, Saul is discovered alive by the Romans. Gus gets injured after playing with the ants. Mike questions his sanity after realizing he called his local Target twice to ask if they had iPads.
39: Glue - Walter asks Jesse if he knows how to make meth, but Jesse ate glue and can no longer speak. Saul tells his disciples to let the world know that they better call Saul. Gus decides to buy 30 gallons of Pepsi Max. Mike calls his local Best Buy to see if they have iPads.
40: Boiling Water - Walter pours 9000 gallons of boiling water down Jesse's throat to melt the glue. Saul is haunted by visions of John the Baptist, offering absolution for the low low price of $29.99. Gus drinks one drop of the Pepsi Max. Mike finds out his local Best Buy has iPads in stock.
41: Doug Caminante - Colombia is forever changed when notorious drug kingpin Doug Caminante A.K.A. "El Crítico de la Nostalgia" arrives and shakes up the game. Jesse goes to a Reddit meetup for r/mildlyinteresting. Gus changes Los Pollos Hermanos into a Femboy Hooters. Mike considers getting an iPad.
42: Infidelity - Walter looks for his keys, which he may have swallowed. Doug Caminante attempts to seduce a blushing Gus. Saul catches Jesse eating asbestos. Mike goes to his local Best Buy to check out iPad prices.
43: Little Green Army Men - After the brutal slaying of Doug Caminante, Gus and Walter become horny. Saul tells Jesse about his massive inheritance, but Jesse's ears have little green army men in them. Mike browses the iPads at Best Buy.
44: Monsters - As the sun rises, Walter and Gus realize through slaked thirst the monsters they have become. Saul brings Jesse a pen to sign the adoption papers, but Jesse already drank the ink. Mike picks up a Kindle, thinking it's an iPad.
45: Divorce - Gus, weeping, tells Walter they should end their toxic relationship. Walter says sure. Jesse calls Walt and tells him that Saul wants to be his new papa, giving Walt goosebumps. A Best Buy employee helps Mike find a solid iPad.
46: Bicycle - Walt tries to give his money that he made from Twitch to Skyler, but he finds out that she has been sacrificed. Saul tries to teach Jesse how to ride a bicycle, but Jesse kills 6000 people instead. Gus is crying at home, and he goes back to his drinking habits. Mike puts a down payment on an iPad.
47: Anthill - Walter gathers his strength and challenges Saul to a Hell in a Cell match for custody of Jesse, while he is watching. Gus sees the anthill again and pours Pepsi MAX into it. Mike gets an iPad.
48: iPad - The anthill explodes in Gus' face, and he fucking dies. Saul dies too, so Walt gets Jesse and says goodbye to Flynn. Mike uses his iPad.
49: Broken - Walter goes to Mike's house and steals his iPad, like he planned in episode 4, but he immediately breaks it. Mike is very angry, and he shoots Walt. Saul gets cremated with the anthill. Jesse dislikes what Walt did, so instead he goes to work for Gray Matter.
50: El Cumino - In the season 2 finale, Jesse ends up in Gray Matter again, where Elliot and Gretchen do experiments on him. However, Jesse ends up dying. Elliot and Gretchen bring the dead bodies of Saul, Jesse and Walt and combine their bodies and revive HANK. Mike enters Grey Matter for one last showdown, and he ends up killing HANK, Elliot and Gretchen. He returns his broken iPad and leaves. Afterwards, it is revealed that it was Flynn who was behind everything in the series, and he did it in order to get money for breakfast.
=== Season 3 ===
51: The Return of Gus - 10 years later, Gus comes back to life after beating the queen ant. Flynn makes a YouTube channel where he plays Minecraft and names it Dream. Huell buys a lawnmower from Craigslist.
52: Cheating - Flynn gets accused of cheating in his Minecraft speedrun. Gus remembers all the fun times he had with Walter. Huell mows his lawn. Holly learns about his father.
53: Face Reveal - Flynn does a face reveal. Gus starts working at Los Pollos Hermanos again. Huell eats grass. Holly starts researching Heisenberg.
54: Grooming - Flynn gets arrested for grooming 69 underage girls. Huell dies. Holly gets in contact with Gus and they start making meth together.
55: Meth - A 40 minute long montage of Gus and Holly making meth.
56: Saved - 6 years later, futuristic Saul and Mike get into the Albuquerque prison through a portal and they save Flynn. Holly and Gus are still making meth. Mike revives Huell and they have sex.
57: Breakup - Flynn returns to YouTube, but fails to get popular again. Holly and Gus get into an argument and they stop making meth. Mike celebrates his 90th birthday. Saul discovers furries. Huell steals Gus’ Pepsi MAX collection and he becomes twice as fat. 
58: Enabled - Flynn realizes that he could simply stop being disabled if he enables himself, and so he becomes an olympic curler like his father. Gus finds out that Huell stole his Pepsi, so he sends Hector to blow him up. Saul can’t stop masturbating to furry porn. Mike develops dementia. Holly learns about Greymatter.
59: Gus' Revenge - Flynn dies while doing olympic curling. Huell gets killed by Hector’s poop. Gus celebrates by watching gay porn. Saul buys a fursuit. Mike finds out about the iPad. Holly visits Greymatter and resurrects Walter and Jesse.
60: The Final Chapter - Due to Walt being dead for so long, he becomes a skeleton. Jesse forgives him, and they are father and son again. Walter, now known as "Heisenbones", goes looking for Mike. Holly wants to cook meth with Heisenbones, but Jesse shoots her. Gus listens to Weezer again, sadly reminiscing of when he was a member. Saul comes out as a catboy and he is finally happy. Heisenbones arrives at Mike's house, where he finds him blankly staring at the wall, thinking about his decisions. Heisenbones shoots him, finally winning. Gus enters the room, and they get back together. The episode ends with a final shot of Heisenbones, Gus and Jesse being a happy family, with Saul running in as their pet.
File:BB2.jpg|Official Trailer
File:SaulCatman.jpg|Saul Goodman in season 3
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