WarioWare Adventures (TV Series)/Outtakes

Here’s the outtakes for WarioWare Adventures. If you have any ideas for an outtake, make it hilarious, appropriate and based to WarioWare Adventures.
== Transcript ==
Wario (To the viewers):"Yo! I just found a whole reel of scenes that didn’t make it to the show! That’s why you wanna totally see them! Check em out!"
*Beeps*
Director:"Action!"
Wario drives his bike and plays Owl City’s Unbelievable.
Annie:"Wait a minute! Cut! Who the heck turns on Owl City anyway?"
*Beeps*
Announcer:"WARNING! This is a meme, not an outtake!"
Wario:"WHAT!!!!! WarioWare never makes memes!" *sighs*
9-Volt:*running onscreen laughing* "I couldn’t resist a prank!" *Laughs*
Wario:"9-Volt? You caused all this?"
9-Volt:"Yes! Yes, I did!"
Wario:"You friggin' trickster! Security!"
9-Volt:"Uh oh!" *Runs away*
Jewel:"Wario! You’re the set hero!"
Wario:"Thanks!"
*Beeps*
Wario (offscreen):"OK! This next scene was shot RIGHT after lunch!"
Director:"Take 9! Ready Everyone?"
Orbulon:*Burps*
Mona:"Crap, Orbulon!"
Orbulon:"My apologizes! Must've been that bean burrito I had for lunch!"
*Beeps*
Director:"And...Action!"
Kat:"You don’t what, Ana! We need to join Wario for the...."
Kat & Ana:"Ahhh!"
Blu:"Ooof!"
Kat and Ana:"Blu?!"
Blu:"Sorry, girls! Something crazy happened while I was wandering around!"
Director:"Cut! Remove Blu out of the shot and let's go again!"
*Beeps*
Director:"Take 5.....Action!"
Ashley:"No worry! I’ll slow the enemies down" *slows the enemies down*
Nigel:"You’ll never slow us down, Ashley!"
Ashley:"Wait, what?"
Jewel:"Cut! That’s a good take!"
Director:"Oh awesome!"
Red:"But who let Nigel on the set? Security!"
Nigel:"Aw shoot!"
Ashely:"Many thanks, Red!"
Red:"No problem, Ashely!
*Beeps*
Wario:"We have to get rich with money!"
Blu:"Cut! It’s we have to get rich with gold! Not, we have to get rich with money!"
Wario:"Okay, my bad!"
*Beeps*
Lulu:"We’re at the pyramid of gold!"
Wario:"Perfect! Let get rich, before they’re gone!"
Lulu:"Get ‘em!" *Farts*
Wario:"Woah!! You farted like me!"
Blu:"Okay, this studio don’t want farting except for this set!"
Nico and Pedro:"Go tell ‘em!"
Blu:"Cut!"
Lulu:"My bad, everybody! Must've been that cheese chili dog I had for lunch!" *Rubs her belly*
Wario:"And your belly is fat like mine!" *Tickles Lulu's belly*
Lulu:*Laughs* "Hey! Cut it out! I'm ticklish!
*Beeps*
Jimmy T:"Wario! I need you help!" *laughs* "I couldn’t resist it!"
Director:"Okay, lets go again!"
*Beeps*
Jimmy T:"Wario! I need you help!" *Toots* "Sorry about that!"
*Beeps*
Jimmy T:"Wario! I need you help! Wait, I don’t know!"
Director:"Cut!"
*Beeps*
Director:"Action!"
Tiago:"Did I automatically get all gold?"
Wario:"Congratulations, we got all our gold!"
Tiago:*Farts*
Director:"Cut! Why are you on the set, Tiago?"
*Beeps*
Cassie:"How was your concert?"
Maggie:"Great! But Mario helped me set up the concert!"
Cassie:"Mario?!!!?"
Mario:"Whoops! My bad!"
Wario:*laughs*
*Beeps*
Lulu:"We’re at the pyramid of gold!"
Wario:"Perfect! Let get rich, before they’re gone!"
Lulu:"Get ‘em!"
Lulu and Wario crashes into gold avalanche.
Everyone (except Lulu and Wario):*Laughs*
*Beeps*
Kat & Ana:"We’re here to help!"
Jimmy T:"I’m in!"
Lulu:"Me too!"
Mona:"Wait, what? Sorry, I can’t remember what to say!"
Director:"Cut! Could someone go and get Mona's script please?"
Lulu, Jimmy T, Kat & Ana:*Laughs*
*Beeps*
Wario:"Lulu, remember what I told ya!"
Lulu:"Yeah! Actually I can't! Wait, what was my line again?" *Giggles*
Director:"Cut! Somebody get Lulu's script!"
*Beeps*
Wario:"Lulu, remember what I told ya!"
Wario gets slimed by Nickelodeon
Everyone:*Laughs*
Wario:"Ha! Who slimes me?"
Director:"Cut! You’re invited to Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards!"
*Beeps*
Director:"Take 7.....Action!"
Luiz:*snores*
Ana:"Is Luiz sleeping?"
Kat:"Luiz?!"
Director:"Cut! Is someone wake Luiz up, please?"
Blu:"I’ll wake him up!"
Director:"Thank you, Blu!"
Blu:"Luiz! Come on, man! Wake up!"
Luiz:"Wait, what!"
Blu:"You’re in the wrong set! This is WarioWare Adventures set! Not your set!"
Luiz:"Crap! I’m in the wrong set!"
*Beeps*
Wario (Offscreen):"We’re after dinner break and we get to stay overnight!"
Director:"Action!"
Orbulon:"I’ll get all golds for all of us!"
Wario:*Farts* "My apologize! Must’ve chilies with noddles for dinner!"
Orbulon:"Crap, man!"
*Beeps*
Spitz:"It’s okay, that’s what we looking for!"
Dribble:"LUNCH!" *runs offscreen*
Spitz:"Dribble? Where is she, Jewel?"
Jewel:"She was in line for her meal! Cut!"
*Beeps*
Young Cricket:"Dude, we’re at the house of doom!" *Pees* "Crap! Must’ve drink too much juice cocktails!"
Blu:"Cut!"
*Beeps*
Wario:"That’s fake gold!!!"
Annie:"Holy Crap! The real gold has disappeared!"
Wario:"All we get some REAL GOLDS!" *laughs*
Annie:*Chuckles a bit*
Director:"Cut! Who stole all the real gold? Security!"
*Beeps*
Spitz:"It’s okay, that’s what we looking for!"
Dribble plays Owl City’s Light of Christmas
Spitz:"Is it Christmas?"
Dribble:"Yes! It’s Christmas time!"
Director:"Cut! I know it’s Christmas time, but we’re still in the set!"
*Beeps*
Director:"Take 11.....Action!"
Annie:"So Wario, how’s Nickelodeon Awards going?"
Wario:"Sliming! I was in halftime show with Owl City! Then I got slimed again!"
Annie:"WHAT ON EARTH?"
Wario:*Farts*
Everyone else (except Annie):*Laughs*
Annie:"That's it! I'm calling my agent! Somebody get my phone!"
*Beeps*
Director:"And....Action!"
Lulu:"C'mon! Giddy-up, horsey!"
Young Cricket:"No way! I'm exhausted right now, dude!"
Lulu:"Okay! Looks like I'll have to...."
Young Cricket:"If you tickle me, you're so gonna regret it!"
Lulu:"Too late!" *Tickles Young Cricket*
Young Cricket:*Laughs* "Oh no! No! Nohohohohohohohohohoho! Stop tickling mehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
Lulu:"Give me a horseback ride or I'll tickle your weak point!"
Young Cricket:"Nehehehehehehehehehehehehehehever!"
Lulu:"Alright then!" *Tickles Young Cricket's underarms*
Young Cricket:*Squeals* "Oh, stop! Please! I concede! I concede! No more!"
Lulu:*Stops tickling Young Cricket*
Young Cricket:*Pants*
Director:"Okay! Cut! Legit take!"
Young Cricket:"Oh! Awesome! I'll be eating dumplings in my trailer if you need me!"
*Beeps*
Ana:"This is it, guys!" *looks at the camera*
Kat:"Hello! Where are they?"
Jewel:"They are at lunch!"
Kat & Ana:"Lunch time!?"
Jimmy T:"Sorry, I was in lunch with my friends!"
Kat & Ana:"What the WarioWare?!"
*Beeps*
Wario:"Take 1...and Action!"
Jimmy T:"Now hang on, Lulu! We said there are 2 rounds!"
Lulu:"No way! I want my prize now!" *Pounces on Jimmy and starts beating him*
Jimmy T:*Screams* "What the WarioWare, man?!"
Spitz:"Dang! Lulu really knows how to fight!"
Wario:"Cut!" (Offscreen) "We had to take a break before we went again!"
*Beeps*
Wario:"Come on, guys! Take 2...Action!"
Jimmy T:"Now hang on Lulu! We said there are 2 rounds!"
Lulu:"2 rounds? No one told me we're doing 2 rounds of Dance Dance Revolution!"
Wario:"Cut! That's a lot better!"
*Beeps*
Director:"Take 25....Action!"
Lulu:*Laughs* "ALRIGHT! I'LL GET A CHECKUP FROM YOU, PENNY!"
Penny:"Yeah!!!! Stay here! I'll be back with doctor's equipment!" *Turns off the tickle machine and goes offscreen*
Lulu:"What the WarioWare?"
Red, Orbulon, 9-Volt, Kat & Ana:*Laughs*
Spitz:"Cut! Lulu, for the last time, we're making WarioWare Adventures!"
Lulu:"Oh! Okay! My bad! Sorry, guys! That saying just slipped out!"
Penny:*Comes onscreen laughing*
Wario:(Offscreen) "Looks like Lulu lost track of what show we were making!" *Laughs*
*Beeps*
Wario:(Offscreen) "Alright! In this next scene, I crashed into Dribble and Spitz while Mona tickled by my sides while I'm driving!"
Director:"Okay! Take 15...and Action!"
Mona:*Tickles Wario's sides*
Wario:*Laughs* "Mona, stop that! No tickling the driver while they're driving!"
Mona:*Tickles Wario's sides faster; ignoring Wario*
Wario:*Laughs* "Mona! Stop! Please!"
Dribble and Spitz:*Whistle happily*
Dribble:"Hey, Spitz, what's that coming towards us?"
Spitz:"It's a laughing driver! U-TURN!"
Dribble:"We're not gonna make it!"
Dribble, Spitz and Wario crash into each other.
Director:"Cut! Awesome take, guys!"
Spitz:"Great! Dribble and I will be in our trailer!"
Wario:"Agreed! I'll be in my trailer!"
*Beeps*
Director:"Take 22....Action!"
Lulu:"Guys!"
Mona:"What is it, Lulu?"
Lulu:"Something tickled me, dudes!"
Spitz:"Nice!"
Everyone:(except Lulu) *Laughs*
Lulu:"Spitz, you're making me nervous! Can you please stop?"
*Beeps*
Director:"Take 23!"
Lulu:"Something tickled me, yo!"
Spitz:"Even better!"
Everyone:(except Lulu) *Laughs*
Lulu:"That's it! I've had it with Spitz! Can somebody get my agent on the phone? Cause I'm out of here! Bye bye!" *Goes offscreen*
Director:"Okay! Let's cut!"
*Beeps*
Wario (To the viewers):*Laughs* "That’s so hilarious outtakes I’ve ever seen since they told me that I wouldn’t expect them."
Lulu:"Wario!? Why are you laughing out loud? Oh yeah! You're laughing because of those outtakes! That’ll make you laugh, everyone!"
Wario:"Yep! Things will get better!"
Dribble:"Well, at least nothing exploded on the set! Otherwise, we had to have Spitz clean up the mess!"
Spitz:"Mess? What'd you mean about mess?"
Dribble:"I'm just playin', Spitz!"
Spitz:"Oh! Right!"
Lulu:"Bye now!"
Director:"Cut! That’s the end!"
*Beep*
Announcer:"Watch WarioWare Adventures weekdays at 8:00 and weekends at 6:00 on Universal Kids! Rated TV-Y7!"
Director: Trial of the Lost Child, take 7.
Milton M. Bottle: You're not really supposed to be afraid of me outside the set, are you? We're just acting.
*Ashley bonks his head with her wand*
Milton M. Bottle: Ow! What was that for?
Director: Cut!
Director: Take 2 for There, There.
Cricket: *petting Ashley's head* For someone whose theme song claims that you never comb your hair, yours is pretty soft.
Ashley: Don't try to push it, Dumpling Boy. *her hair turns white, as if about to cast a hex*
Director: Cut!
Samurai Slice Demon: BOO! Oh, oh, do i get the part? I can be bigger, or maybe even foam at the mouth, or even-
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