Courage Wolf

Courage Wolf battled Insanity Wolf in Animeme Rap Battles 5. He was voiced by Tobuscus.
==Information on the Rapper:==
Courage Wolf is an image macro series derived from the original Advice Dog series. In contrast to Advice Dog, who might unknowingly lead you to do something you’ll regret, Courage Wolf will help you achieve greatness with often extreme, overwhelming advice.
Entitled “Snarling Gray Wolf,” the original photograph was taken by nature photographer Jeff Vanuga in Montana and uploaded to Corbis Images. The exact date of upload remains unknown, but Google Insights data shows that the meme began to gain traction beginning sometime in December 2008.
The standard Courage Wolf template has a courageous and brave looking wolf that is against a colored background wheel or radiant beams coming out from behind him against the color wheel. The first line is something that may be problematic/a challenge (e.g. The doctor told you that you had cancer), but the second line is designed to inspire you to overcome the challenge (e.g. You, however, will call it a challenge).
In 2009 a macro named Insanity Wolf began appearing. Instead of offering courage for solving your problems, he offers insane and often murderous options. He is often referred to as the insane cousin of Courage Wolf.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse One:===
You are the result of 40 billon years of revolutionary sucess, fucking act like it! And my girls fine, we just had sex. Do the Math? Well, I forgot my pencil. Guess I'll take notes in your blood!
God gave you lemons? Find a new GOD!!!!!
I take the scenic route through Mordor, walk in through the front door,
So much courage I do the Worm, with a boner!
You got no friends, you loner! Where's your wolf pack?
Even Jacob from Twilight could kick your ass,
Fuck off! (Howling)
===Verse Two:===
I made your Mom cum, you could at least make me breakfast!
You're a failure, I'mma swallow you, and shit out Success Kid!
You give nothing to society, except a headache!
Where's my Worcestershire? You're getting beat to a skirt steak!
===Verse Three:===
What doesn't kill me, better run the fuck away!
Who are you again? I kicked ass, and don't have time to take names!
You think I lost? Here's the twist, I'm the Final Boss! Say goodbye!
You've reached your peak and now it's your time to die!
==Trivia:==
*He was voiced by famous YouTuber Tobuscus
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