High Floppa

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Jakolyn Sogguin, known by most as "High Floppa" is a moderately famous American rapper from Detroit.
Jakolyn is known for being highly addicted to several drugs, such as Fofaine, Sogrohin and Flopium. It is unknown how he does not suffer from withdrawal or overdoses. 
==Life==
Jakolyn was born in Detroit to unknown parents, presumably they died shortly after he was born. Around the age of 12 (dont ask me how he survived that long) he was adopted by an unknown gang and was taught how to fight with knives and pistols. He would participate in a shootout at 14, killing 3 rival gang members. At the age of 18, he decided to leave the gang and carve his own path. He found a nice-looking apartment in Detroit, killed its occupants and claimed it as his own. Eventually, he decided to become a "drug merchant" and sell drugs to gangs, regardless of affiliation. This was very successful, with him buying product, promising to give some of his profits back to the gang he purchased them from, and then selling it to another gang. This is also presumed to be where his addictions started.
However, after a minor drug deal at the age of 21, he was ambushed and cornered by DEA agents who eventually arrested him. He was sentenced to 10 years for minor drug trafficking. 
==Rapping Career==
His rap career began with the moderately successful single "Aint Got No Floppies" which was recieved positively. The song was about the fall of the Flopium trade due to the recent war between the Crips and the Bingus Mafia at the time. 
He released a further 2 singles, both were given positive feedback. They were known as "We like Walter Floppa" and "We Need Nuts" which sold well.
In 2019, he released the song "The Troll Serum" which was recieved overwhelmingly positively and kickstarted him into fame.
In 2020, he accidentally released a song known as "ghajihiru" which was 20 minutes of his nonsensical ramblings. He said that he did not mean to release it and he made it when he was high.
This is a fan "translation" of Jakolyns ramblings in ghajihiru. 
 Juh? Guh? Plus, plus. Yeah, jacob, the spirit in my balls, lets go, jacob, the spirit in my balls, driving around, in the spirit in my balls, when we go, we are the spirit in joes balls, hyphen. when we go we ascend to jihisodi, when we sex we in my balls yeah yeah yeah yeah. i just wan Juh? when he loge, you aint got no soge you no doge, when the impostor is sus, when tyhe impostor is sus, jussy or the truss that is toes lottaly sus 
The rest is completely incomprehensible. 
==External Relations==
High Floppa has never been truly "pro-clan" but has always been "pro-floppa" and "anti-bingustan". In his own words:
In relation to Bingustan, Jakolyn had this to say to a reporter in 2020.
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