Lew Zealand

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Lew Zealand is a crazy weird bloke who pulls fish out of Hammerspace and flings them everywhere. He is also an Elmo Gang recruit, flinging fish at people who don't join the gang. He has an infinite access to various species of freshwater and saltwater fish to chuck at poor souls. 
Lew Zealand was born into a fishing family who lived at the very edge at Sesame Street. They caught fish, and really that's all they did. His mother was killed by a Cuttlefish with a tomahawk and his father was swallowed by a great white shark. So Lew Zealand was raised by a humphead wrasse and gained access to infinite fish. 
When Elmo got struck by lightning (as seen in Grand Theft Sesame Street) Lew Zealand wanted to join him, wishing to learn how it's like to feel love, which he forgotten ever since his parents died. He was taught how to weaponize various fish. Lew Zealand is now a very dangerous soilder for Elmo's mad gang.
Unfortunately his fish once attracted Baby Yoshi, who ate him because of all the fish in his longcoat. He would soon be revived, however, so that Elmo didn't have another Grover situation.
== Fish he throws ==
* Dace
* Pike
* Halibut
* Minnows
* Giant Trevally
* Mahi-mahi 
* Giant Snakehead
* Arapaima
* Arowana
* Ocean Sunfish
* Literally every single fish species to ever exist
== Trivia ==
* He is the only neutral Muppet that is in the Elmo Gang.
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