Weber Faster One (Enduro Double Down)/Quotes

* Race 1: You've heard the rumors and read the flyers... It's time for the inaugural Enduro Double Down street race!
* Race 2: Oh, you're still here? We thought you'd washed out after the first race... Let's see if you can make lightning strike twice.
* Race 3: OKAY, Mr. or Ms. Speedy Pants, you're luckier than we thought... and you've won yourself a race against the Weber Faster One! Hope you're ready to lose...
* Race 4: Um... wow. We're gonna be honest, we KINDA thought you were a newbie before you... You know what, just race again.
* Race 5: Okay, we're still not wrapping our heads around how unexpectedly competent you are, but you're on the VERGE of winning our respect. Just one more race to be sure...
* Race 6: PSYCH! We knew you're no match for the Weber's Swiss engineering, and we knew it the whole time!!! Face your defeat!
* Race 7: Hmm... The only way you could beat Swiss engineering is with actual SKILL... Which must mean... Just race again for us.
* Race 8: All right! You may actually BE a promising junior street racer! Win this next race, and we might consider taking you under our wing.
* Race 9: Okay, that was actually a little faster than we thought you'd be, but... solid job there, champ! Why not go again?
* Race 10: Good! Now, we know you're probably VERY CONCERNED about this next race against the Weber, but don't worry TOO much if you lose!
* Race 11: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO WIN THAT RACE EITHER. What do we have to DO to... You know what? Just... go again. Go!
* Race 12: ... We're not done sulking yet. Race again. We won't even be WATCHING this time.
* Race 13: Since we weren't watching your last race, we have NO IDEA whether or not you won. But in the UNLIKELY event that you did, just TRY doing it again.
* Race 14: OKAY, WE LIED. WE WERE WATCHING. And we're as mad as we are perversely impressed! But we're SURE you can't beat the Weber again...
* Race 15: Good news! We've moved past anger that you keep winning and on to recruiting ruthless new street racers to beat you!
* Race 16: ... And we've hired BETTER new street racers, this time. There's this one dude from Osaka who's TOTALLY going to leave you in the dust!
* Race 17: On second thought, Osaka is overrated. It's this lady from Berlin in this NEXT race that you should REALLY be concerned about! ... We literally just recruited her.
* Race 18: You're really determined to blow through our street-racer recruitment budget, aren't you? Well, as of now, we're doubling it -- win THIS!
* Race 19: All right. Why waste all that cash on street RACERS, plural, when we only need to put you up against ONE Weber? Hope you're ready to eat crow...
* Race 20: Clearly, we've been wasting our money on hiring street racers. So, before you enter this next race... how do you feel about bribery? For the sake of argument?
* Race 21: Okay, so maybe we weren't clear: IF you were to just... not enter this race, would you be AMENABLE to being showered in riches? Like, coincidentally?
* Race 22: We're choosing to believe that you're immune to linguistic nuance, at this point. So: WE WILL (PROBABLY) PAY YOU TO THROW THIS NEXT RACE.
* Race 23: So... We checked our finances, and we don't actually have the money to bribe you, even if we wanted to... Would you consider losing anyway, as a favor?
* Race 24: We've never met an incorruptible street racer before... until you. But the way we see it, NONE of that matters if you can't outrace the Weber one more time!
* Race 25: You know what? You don't DESERVE to win the Weber! That V10 engine is for CLOSERS ONLY, bucko -- and if you can't win this race, you're no closer!
* Race 26: Okay, but the Weber is TURBOCHARGED. Are YOU turbocharged?! We're not sure you ARE! And we're CERTAINLY not sure you can keep winning!
* Race 27: Do you think the POTENTIALLY FASTEST STREET-LEGAL CAR IN THE WORLD would EVER go to someone like YOU?! HAH! You're going to wash out RIGHT NOW!!!
* Race 28: LUCKY! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY! You don't DESERVE to handle the Weber's 1250 Nm of torque, and in this race, you're going to PROVE it!
* Race 29: THE WEBER CAN TOP 248 MILES PER HOUR. CAN YOU DO THAT?! WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!! SERIOUSLY, TRY TO BEAT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
* Race 30: We... we don't know how to feel anymore. It's just... you keep winning. We are SERIOUSLY unused to this. Can you even do it again...?
* Race 31: See? SEE? We don't know how to process what you just did! It is LITERALLY unprecedented, how much winning you're doing. And if you did it AGAIN, well...
* Race 32: ... Okay, we have to sit down. Just... go around the track again, and we're going to... reevaluate some things. About, like, the CONCEPT of victory, even.
* Race 33: What... IS victory? Is it JUST winning races, over and over and over again...? Or is it... a state of mind? Maybe if you win again, it'll be clearer for us.
* Race 34: We took notes, that time! And we've ALMOST pinned down a new philosophical definition of "victory"... that, or we're kinda loopy by this point. Race again, at any rate!
* Race 35: All right. All right. We've MOSTLY come to terms with how goshdarn excellent at this you are... but you HAVE to beat the Weber again. To, you know... CEMENT it.
* Race 36: ...Okay, we're kind of embarrassed to admit this, but... some of us MAY have actually started rooting for you at this point. So... can you win again?
* Race 37: Yesss! Um, we mean, good for you, we GUESS... So. Um. Maybe you could... you know... see if you could keep on winning?
* Race 38: Yeah. Yeah. Just... keep winning. Like you just did. We'll just... be over here, where our bosses can't see us, cheering for you very, very quietly. 
* Race 39: Win one more time! For us! We had this idea, see, and we're... kind of in the middle of organizing something right now!
* Race 40: (Okay, don't tell anyone because our supervisors would KILL us, but... we just put a sizable bet on you winning this race. Don't let us down!)
* Race 41: WOOHOOO! WE'RE IN THE MONEY!!! ... For a totally unrelated reason to you winning, and we're going to STAY unbiased while you race the Weber!
* Race 42: Okay, we've officially dropped all pretense at objectivity: You are legit CRUSHING this tournament, and we're all pulling for you! Win again! Win again!
* Race 43: We've been coming up with new cheerleading routines about your success for HOURS now... so get out there and make us proud!
* Race 44: ... Okay, to be honest, we're not actually very GOOD at coming up with cheerleeding routines, because we're street-racing facilitators. Give us more time! Race again!
* Race 45: You're the greatest, fastest racer; all your wins are full of grace... er! ... No, no, that's STUPID, and the rhyme is AWFUL. We can do better! Just race again!
* Race 46: Your name, your name, you're our... human... no one matches your acumen! ... Okay, THAT one would be better if we knew your name or gender. Race again!
* Race 47: Look, there's some internal disagreement about whether we should be adding CHOREOGRAPHY to these cheers, so we'll need some time to sort this out. Race again!
* Race 48: You make winning look like fun -- so beat the Weber Faster One! What do you think? Too on-the-nose? Well, it won't be, if you come in first again!
* Race 49: This is the home stretch... the last round of races... and we're nervous for you. You've made it this far... but will you endure until the end?
* Race 50: You're one step closer to ultimate victory... and we're all pulling for you. You'll need every last ounce of strength for this next race... Can you do it?
* Race 51: Over fifty races won, and still no sign of stopping. We're in awe... but it's not over yet. Let's see you keep that streak.
* Race 52: We're looking for a word... and it's "unstoppable." You MAY BE unstoppable! But it's not over yet...
* Race 53: CAN you do it? WILL you...? We'll see. Race again, and show us.
* Race 54: The penultimate race in the tournament... We're not gonna lie, we're getting goosebumps. Let's see what you've got.
* Race 55: This is it. This is for all the marbles. Best the Weber Faster One here, and you'll win fame forever... go! Race like you've never raced before!
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