Definitely Not Ice Cream City

Definintetly Not Ice Cream City is the second episode of Definitely Not SpongeBob SquarePants. It was written by SuperFanonD.
==Transcript==
(Scene: DNSS HQ)
Adam: Welcome to Definitely Not SpongeBob SquarePants, the only show that is Definitely Not SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm Adam,
Jake: I'm Jake,
Adam And Jake: And together we're Adam 'n' Jake.
Jake: I thought we agreed I'd start this time.
Adam: I forgot, I had my mind on something else.
Jake: What?
Adam: Since we can't afford the budget here, we have to move DNSS HQ to Ice Cream City!
Jake: I love ice cream! Why is this bad?
Adam: (slaps face) We'll have to take the place down and build the entire thing again, which will cost even MORE money!
Jake: Uh-oh!
Adam: And the location.
(Scene: Ice Cream City Vacant Lot)
(place is full of trash)
Jake: Stay calm, stay calm. Get your mind off it with this short.
(short: Spongelanders)
SpongeBob: I am ready for battle! Let me just update my status. (pulls out phone) ready..... 4.... battle. Augh, these button are so tiny! You need a needle to hit them!
Squidward: Just FIGHT!
Patrick: Our contestants are.... wait, before I do this, let me update my status. (pulls out phone) announcing.... contestants. Really, what fingers can hit these?
Squidward: Come ON!
(scene: Ice Cream City Vacant Lot)
Adam: They should make a restriction for phones in battle.
Jake: Let's go back to DNSS HQ.
Adam: Let me update my status. (pulls out phone) going.... 2..... DNSS.... HQ.
Jake: (rolls eyes) Let's go.
(scene: DNSS HQ)
Adam: We need to stop them from moving the DNSS HQ!
Jake: But how?
Adam: Um..... why don't we do the topic of the day?
Jake: How is that going to help?! We need to stop them from movi-
Adam: Why does SpongeBob live in a pineapple?
Jake: Um... because he loves fruit?
Adam: And wouldn't it be all soggy and gross from being underwater for so many years?
Jake: Wait, that gives me an idea!
Adam: How does soggy pineapples give you an idea? Whatever, I'll watch a short.
(short: Spongealot)
SpongeBob: Sir, I am late. Sorry. Here is your royal throne. (pulls up chair)
Squidward: Is it royal?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Squidward: Is it royal royal?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Squidward: Is it royal royal ROYAL?
Patrick: It's ROYAL!
Squidward: So it's not royal royal royal.
SpongeBob: (rolls eyes)
(scene: DNSS HQ)
Adam: I got an idea, too!
Construction Worker: (knocks on door) Are you ready for the location moving?
Adam: Before we do this..... another question. How is Pearl a whale if her father's a crab?
Jake: Because whales are crabs.
Adam: No they aren't.
Jake: OR ARE THEY?
Adam: Let's answer the door. Remember our "plans".
Jake: (opens door) Want some soggy pineapples?
Construction worker: Uh....
Adam: Will this be expensive, expensive expensive, or expensive expensive EXPENSIVE?
Construction Worker: Um....
Jake: THE SOGGY PINEAPPLES ARE GETTING COLD!
Adam: Tell me the cost! COSTLY, COSTLY COSTLY, OR COSTLY COSTLY COSTLY? TELL ME!
Construction Worker: You guys are weird! I'm outta here! (shuts door, runs away)
Jake: It worked! Let's celebrate by watching a short.
(short: SpongeCat MeowPants)
SpongeCat: Meow.
Siameseward: Meow meow meow meow meow.
Gary: I'M the one who talks. But I'M the snail.
(scene: DNSS HQ)
Adam: Next time, we're celebrating with a better short.
Jake: Well, I guess we'll see you next time on -
Adam and Jake: Definitely Not SpongeBob SquarePants!
(episode ends)
==Trivia==
*This was the first episode to be written by SuperFanonD in Definitely Not SpongeBob SquarePants.
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