The First Episode

"Hey guys, want to join my bread cult?"-Alex, The First Episode
== Plot ==
While working home from school, Alex introduces herself as grandfather bread, and she and Anna draw hearts on each other as a sign of friendship. The two then start a bread cult, and Chuck and Antonio run the Fitness Gram Pacer Test. Antonio kills Chuck, who stays dead for multiple seasons.
Antonio then mentions short people, and Alex almost immediately brings up Anna. Anna cries, because Alex is mean and because she wants Tacos. The two walk to Waluigi's tacostand, where they see Mari, a classmate of theirs, working as the mascot. She's dressed up as Waluigi, spinning a sign. After her shift is over, the three eat tacos and walk around downtown TownCity. 
They pass a children's bookstore to see Blu working. They go inside to find a book to read to Mari, since she can't read very well. Blu's shift ends, and the three girls invite them to join their walk. They eventually get to the sex shop, where Anna and Alex get dared to go in. Alex covers Anna's eyes when they enter, and the first person she sees in Antonio, selling hentai books to some random people. The three of them get embarrased and try to explain themselves, when Antonio's manager comes over. He found out that Antonio is a minor, and fires him. Seeing that Antonio is sad, the girls invite him on their walk.
The five of them get ice cream, where they see another classmate, Wikipedia, an outcast at school, due to all the rumors that they are evil and trying to take over the world. Alex, who doesn't care about rumors, invites Wikipedia on their walk when their shift is over. WIkipedia reveals that they don't work their, they were just getting themselves ice cream for free.
The six new friends walk down the street, eating their ice cream, and eating ass.
== Trivia ==
* Anna is 4'11".
* Chuck, Antonio, Anna, and Alex are all childhood friends, and even though Chuck falls in with another group of people, the four always walk home together.
* Antonio has multiple Fake-Ids.
* Mari works at Waluigi's Tacostand, and Blu works at a children's book store.
* The rumors about Wikipedia are later revealed to be true.
Category:The Idiot Squad: The Series