Cole's Car

Cole's Car is a popular meme that was started on Realms of Ninjago. The meme refers to the sheer number of vehicle sets that Cole, Master of Earth, has received (including classics like the Earth Driller and newer sets like Cole's Speeder Car), but also a misinterpretation of this tweet
The meme was originally spread as a way to mock r/Ninjago users creating large numbers of reddit polls asking for the community to decide what LEGO Ninjago sets they should purchase.
The meme reached its height after RoN user Baklava won the June 2020 channel raffle, which he chose to use to create the #coles-car-channel. Baklava also chose a custom role, "Cole's Car" in Orange.
On November 18th, 2020, the day of Cole's actor Kirby Morrow's passing, talk of reviving the channel briefly cropped up before everyone involved in the conversation collectively agreed that as of that moment, the RoNism was no longer acceptable nor humorous.
==Copypastas==
*"If I am being brutally honest, I would have to say that Cole's Car is superior in almost every single way imaginable. The masterful use of Studs Not On Top building techniques and the effectiveness in capturing the general idea of such an abstract concept as Cole's Car with only twenty-seven amazing pieces propels it into near perfection. Couple that with the incredibly nostalgic Cole ZX figure and the stunningly beautiful packaging, and you have a set that is easily one of the best products ever produced by LEGO. It is truly an unforgivable shame that this masterpiece of a vehicle was disgustingly condemned to being used as no more than a simple promotional item, (and if word ever gets out about whose idea it was to do so then I hope tremendously that such a person's employment at the great LEGO Company should be terminated) but I believe that nevertheless we should all rejoice in the mere fact that Cole's Car exists, and that we should continue to cherish this set for many, many years to come." - Ninjago-Fan
*"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cole’s car. The design is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the design choices will go over a LEGO builder’s head. There's also Cole’s cake-centric outlook, which is deftly woven into his car- the car’s philosophy draws heavily from the teachings of Confucian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his car, to realise that it’s not just funny- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cole’s car truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Dr. Julien’s choice to add a giant drill to the front which itself is a cryptic reference to the aforementioned Confucianist teachings of bodily abstinence as using this drill Cole’s car found the temple of light in a similar way to how he must use his internal drill to find his inner piece, making his body into a temple. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tommy Anderson’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them." - Yumi
*"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Cole’s Car The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story Sensei Wu would tell you. It’s an Oni legend. Cole’s Car was a Dark Car, so powerful and so wise he could use the Coal to influence the Cole to create Coahl… He had such a knowledge of Okino’s shop that he could even keep the ones he cared about from having prime empire dragons thrown on them. The dark side of the Cole is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Cole’s Car became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his clutch power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice drilled him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from being roadkill, but not himself." - Yumi
Category:Memes