SUTMB Chapter 1: StevenTale

Category:Almandine 2018
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Category:Steven Universe Bloopers
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== Steven Universe: The Movie - Bloopers Edition! ==
by Peridot and Lapis Lazuli's Blooper Tablet. - Press Z to Start.
=== Chapter 1: StevenTale ===
Director: Today, we're going to film, Steven Universe: The Movie. Let's get this party started!
=== Opening Film ===
=== Take 1 ===
Director: ...and, ACTION!
The movie opens with a series of red curtains being pulled apart, lighted by two spotlights, revealing the title of the movie: "Steven Universe: The Movie", accompanied by Steven's sandals on a glimmering sand backdrop. A montage of scenes, along with the opening credits, begin to play, as the Diamonds begin singing "The Tale of Steven".
White Diamond: Connie, everyone believes in...
Blue & Yellow Diamond: Everyone believes in...
White, Blue & Yellow: CONNIE!
White Diamond: All across the-
Director: CUT!
White Diamond: I thought Connie was the main protagonist.
Yellow Diamond: We've already done Steven!
Blue Diamond: Now, we're going to focus about Connie's new protagonist.
Director: I don't care, just start the line from beginning and Take 2!
=== Take 2 ===
The movie opens with a series of red curtains being pulled apart, lighted by two spotlights, revealing the title of the movie: "Steven Universe: The Movie", accompanied by Steven's sandals on a glimmering sand backdrop. A montage of scenes, along with the opening credits, begin to play, as the Diamonds begin singing "The Tale of Steven".
White Diamond: Steven, everyone believes in...
Blue & Yellow Diamond: Everyone be... (Blue and Yellow bursts to laughter)
Director: CUT!!
Blue Diamond: Should we, (laughs) laugh until we poof into gemstones?
Director: NO! I want White, Yellow and Blue to sing the opening as a choir not a choreography!
Yellow Diamond: OK, choreography it is! 
White, Yellow and Blue begins to dance as they fuse together to create a huge corrupting light which almost corrupts the director.
Director: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
The camera zooms into the director's mouth and the scene fades to black.
=== Take 3 ===
Blue & Yellow Diamond: Everyone believes in...
White, Blue & Yellow: STEVEN!
White Diamond: All across the universe,
Yellow Diamond: Ever compassion it,
Blue Diamond doesn't appear.
Director: CUT! Where is Blue Diamond?
Outside the studio, Blue Diamond tries opening the female toilet door but she's too big.
Blue Diamond: Darn my toilet break, darn these faulty doors!
=== Take 4 ===
White Diamond: All across the universe,
Yellow Diamond: Ever compassion it,
Blue Diamond: Can you imagine it?
White Diamond: Even with us at our worst?
Blue Diamond: Hybrid son of a Rose,
Yellow Diamond: Human son of a Diamond,
Director: CUT! Yellow, it's "Human son of a Rose!" and Blue, it's "Hybrid son of a Diamond!"
Yellow Diamond: Can I go to the toilet now?
Director: Why me?
=== Take 5 ===
Blue Diamond: Hybrid son of a Diamond,
Yellow Diamond: Human son of a Rose,
A hovering diamond is shown, followed by a rose, which opens to the Earth from space, then panning over to Homeworld.
White, Blue & Yellow: What a revelation, he's a revolution, a Gem that loves and-
White Diamond: DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEES!!!
Director: CUT! White Diamond, that's the wrong line, you shouldn't sing that lyric solo!
=== Take 6 ===
White, Blue & Yellow: What a revelation, he's a revolution, a Gem that loves and grows!
White Diamond: Steven, have you heard the tale of,
Blue & Yellow Diamond: Have you heard the tale of,
White, Blue & Yellow: STEVEN!
White Diamond: All across the universe,
Yellow Diamond: Ever compassion it,
Blue Diamond: Can you imagine it?
White Diamond: Even with us at our worst?
White, Blue and Yellow keeps singing the Tale of Steven lyrics without 'Always putting others first'. Instead, White Diamond keeps singing 'All across the universe' along with Yellow Diamond and Blue Diamond lyrics without an end to this song. It's basically like an infinite loop.
Director: CUT! Why-
Yellow Diamond: Human son of a Rose,
TWO HOURS LATER...
White, Blue & Yellow: STEVEN! (The Diamonds stopped singing)
Director: Yes, now-
White Diamond: (continues singing) All across the universe,
Director: I'M GONNA FLIP THAT DAMN SKETCHBOOK AND BURN/SHATTER THOSE DIAMONDS TO THE GROUND! WHITE, BLUE AND YELLOW!
Blue Diamond: Hybrid son of a-
The director transforms into a frog which swallows White, Yellow and Blue with his long tongue. After that, the tongue instantly grabs the Diamonds into the frogs mouth which causes him to eat completely.
=== Take 7 ===
White, Blue & Yellow: Always putting others first, can you imagine it, always compassionate, Ste-
Suddenly, Spinel (current form) bursts through the screen and sings What's Gonna Happen by Sarah Stiles very loudly which causes the Diamonds to melt and completely poofed retreating back to their gemstones.
Spinel (current form): I'll sleep for half an hour, The clock will ring at six, I'll wake up in the shower with a stomach full of-
Director: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A gilded purple book is shown on a silver stand, titled 'Steven Universe'. The book opens to show an illustration of the Diamonds. The text also appears which reads: Directed by Rebecca Sugar.
== End of Part 1 ==
White, Blue & Yellow: Look forward to the next part!
Next Chapter: SUTMB Chapter 2: Let Me Adore You.