Bread

==Transcript== 
[Dary is in his house watching TV] 
PongeBob: Heyyyyyyyyyy Dary! 
Dary da Fail: Go away 
PongeBob: No 
[pause] 
PongeBob: Teeheehehehehehehehehehe 
Dary da Fail: What are you even laughing about 
PongeBob: I pranked you! 
Dary da Fail: What do you mean? 
PongeBob: I replaced your cat food with dog food! 
Dary da Fail: I know, that's why I shoved it into your face at night 
PongeBob: That was you who did it?! 
[awkward pause] 
Dary da Fail: Have you ever heard about the mystical bread? If you find it you become the ultimate Crappy Fatty King 
PongeBob *excited*: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE do you know where it is?! 
Dary da Fail: It's in Fatricks house 
PongeBob: Ok I will go there right now 
[PongeBob leaves the house] 
Dary da Fail: I finally got rid of that imbecile 
[scene cuts to PongeBob inside Fatricks house] 
Fatrick: What do you want? 
PongeBob: I want your bread and I want it now 
Fatrick: I don't have any bread 
PongeBob: I know you're lying! 
Fatrick: I'm not! I'm serious! 
PongeBob: Then why did Dary say you have bread? 
Fatrick: Because I don't trust Dary and I forgot who he is! 
[pause] 
[PongeBob starts fighting Fatrick and squishes him with a hammer] 
PongeBob: That's better 
[PongeBob sniffs his nose] 
PongeBob: Wait, I smell something! 
[pause] 
PongeBob: Bread 
[PongeBob leaves Fatricks house] 
PongeBob: It's coming from Randys house 
[PongeBob runs to Randys house] 
[PongeBob knocks on the door] 
Randy: What do you want? 
[long pause] 
PongeBob: B-r-e-a-d 
Randy: Would you like that with peanut butter 
PongeBob: No! The last time I had your peanut butter I fainted, fell down the stairs, go to the hospital, trip over a pebble and get swallowed by Fatrick! 
Randy: Well I think my peanut butter is just fine! 
Randy: You're my first ever critic so you can be my first ever victim! 
PongeBob: Bruh 
[Randy throws peanut butter at PongeBob which makes him faint, fall down the stairs, go to the hospital, trip over a pebble and get swallowed by Fatrick] 
[Scene cuts to PongeBob arriving at his house covered in bandages whilst Dary is on EBay] 
PongeBob: I didn't find the bread 
Dary da Fail: Yeah because I have it! 
PongeBob: You sent me on that trip all for nothing?! 
Dary da Fail: Yeah and because you're annoying 
PongeBob: Well I think you're annoying, selfish, disappointing, stupid, dumb, arrogant, irritating, greedy, agonising to listen to and the only reason I got you because I wanted to buy pre-made escargot!!!!!! 
Dary da Fail: Why SpongeBob? 
PongeBob: I'm not SpongeBob 
== Characters ==
Dary da Fail 
PongeBob Qarepants (Character) 
Fatrick 
Randy
SpongeBob SquarePants (mentioned)
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