Patrick Takes the Name of Texas in Vain

Patrick Takes the Name of Texas in Vain is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick is playing the harmonica in Stephen Squawking's stomach.)
Patrick: (singing) Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... (blows into the harmonica) ...nobody knows but Neptune.
(Outside of Stephen Squawking's stomach, Stephen Squawking is reading a book about thermodynamics. Sandy Cheeks walks into his cabin.)
Stephen Squawking: Hello, Sandy.
Sandy: Howdy, Mr. Squawking!
Patrick: (from inside Stephen Squawking's stomach) Hi, Sandy!
Sandy: What was that?
Stephen Squawking: Oh, just the wind.
Sandy: Stephen, have you been eating my friends again?
Stephen Squawking: (lowers head) Yes.
(Sandy punches Stephen Squawking in the gut, causing him to cough out Patrick.)
Patrick: I win!
Sandy: (rolls eyes) You're welcome. Say, since I was heading off to Texas from here, anyway, would you like to come with me?
Patrick: Who gives a darn about dumb ol' Texas?
Sandy: Stephen, I've changed my mind. You can eat him now.
(What a twist!)
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