Artifacts

== The Artifacts ==
The Artifacts are items of near infinite but finite power forged by the Chronicler and Rabbi Greggers during the battle for the bootleg, these items vary in size and strength but all operate under the same principles as they are all used in some form to help and protect the user
The Artifacts in order from most to least powerful can be seen below
* The Galaxy Bong
* The Power of the Gods
* The Scroll of Destiny
* Battle Leotard
* The Fattest of all Clouds
* The Power of God
* Denny's Nuclear Fusion Fryers
* The Rucksack of a Thousand Explosions
* Elton John Crusted Cock Rings
* The Crocs of Destiny