The Night Sam Met.......a Blow-Up House

Question Mark: Sam, Why is it getting dark?
Sam: (drinking milk)
Question Mark: Hello?
Sam: (brushing his teeth)
Question Mark: What the spark why are you not awnsering?!
Sam: (peeing in the bath tub)
Question Mark: Listen to ME!!!!!!
Sam: (sleeping) IT'S THE NIGHT TRADER. HE'S STRIKING BACK.
Question Mark: Night time?! But, sam what about the day?
Sam: NO MORE DAY TIME FOR GABZILLION CUNTRIES!
(Sam reads the title, "The....", but thundering comes out)
(The Night Sam Met.....a Blow-Up House title card, the screen freezes.)
Fire Fighter Truck: I can hardly see the sun at all!
Sam: HEY, FIRE FUCKER TRANSPORTATION.
Fire Fighter Truck: My names fire truck! Don't name me that bad name.
Sam: BECAUSE THAT'S WHY BOUNCED UP POP AND CUCK YOU WITH SPRING SOAP IN NIGHT TIME! SO, SHUT UP V-MASHINE.
Fire Fighter Truck: Why do we care if a day transform to night?
Sam: BECAUSE I HATE YOU, FIRE FUCKER TRANSPORTATION YOU TERRIBLE SIREN. (quiet scream)
Fire Fucker Transportation: (siren running) HELLO, SAM. I AM NIGHT TRADER.
Sam: TIME TO GO TO THE BLOW-UP HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
(At the blow up house)
House, Cookie, and Lamp: Hi, Sam!
Cookie: How is it night already?
Sam: TAKE THIS, NIGHT TRADERS. (blows up)
House: NIGHT TRADER A-OK!
Cookie: NIGHT TRADER B-OK!
Lamp: NIGHT TRADER EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY!
Sam: THAT'S IT! THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SNINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (turns into white) (man voice) OH YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: WE OBEY YOU SAM. WE OBEY YOU.
Sam: TIME TO GET TO WORk
(Towers falling down)
(Houses blow up)
Sam: THIS NIGHT IS AWESOMMMMMME!!!!!!!!
Everyone: THE NIGHTS STAYS EVERYDAY......YAY.......!
Sam: MWAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Astroid burns Sam)
Sam: AHCHE! (wakes up) What a nightmare. Good thing I had my pancake plushy. (jumping)