Boot Camp/Transcript

Setting: Mr. Krabs's House
Pearl: Boring. [Changes channel] Boring. [Changes channel] Boring. [Changes channel]
TV Announcer: -boot camp-
Pearl: Boring. [Changes channel] Wait a minute! [Returns to the previous channel] Did he just say boot camp?
TV Announcer: That's right! Boot camp!
Pearl: Daddy! Did you hear that?! An entire camp to learn about the latest foot fashion!
It's totally coral!
Mr. Krabs: I don't know Pearl. We don't have that kind of money.
TV Announcer: Is your wallet empty? No worries! It's free!
Mr. Krabs: Free?!
Pearl: What do you say dad?
Mr. Krabs: Well...
Setting: Boot Camp
Sargent Nancy: Listen up ladies! The next five weeks you will experience the most physical labor that you will ever encounter!
Pearl: [Giggles] Ooh! I wonder what "physical labor" is code name for.
Sargent Nancy: Did you say something cadet?! When I'm talking your mouth is shut! Do you understand?!
Pearl: Yes mam!
Sargent Nancy: Good. Now I'm going to give you your uniforms, and you are going to treat them with respect and honor! Do you understand?
[Everyone shouts "Yes mam!" in reply]
Sargent Nancy: I can't hear you!
[Everyone shouts "Yes mam!" even louder]
Sargent Nancy: Good. [Hands out uniforms]
Pearl: Camouflage? This is so last season. [Shoves her uniform away]
Sargent Nancy: Do you have a problem with your uniform cadet?!
Pearl: No mam!
Setting: Training Grounds
Sargent Nancy: Your first task is to climb this wall!
Pearl: Piece of cake!
Sargent Nancy: Which is one hundred seventy-five feet high!
Pearl: [Gulps]
Sargent Nancy: Begin!
[Everyone takes turns attempting to climb the wall, and begin falling off one at a time.]
Pearl: Wow. This line sure is moving fast. [Realizes that she is now at the front of the line.]
Pearl: [Prepares to climb the wall] It's now or never! [Slowly moves towards the wall]
Setting: Emergency Room
Pearl: [Groans while covered in body cast]
Mr. Krabs: Pearl?
Pearl: Yes dad?
Mr. Krabs: Because of all your effort you put into climbing that wall... I decided to get you these boots. [Pulls pair of boots out of back pocket.]
Pearl: [Groans again]
The End
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