The Date!

The Date! is the # episode of CuldeeFell Shortz Season 2!
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - Culdee finally got the urge to ask Human Meggy on a date. However, Endless is trying to ruin it in any way possible. Will the date be a romantic one or a disasterous one?
(It starts off at the SML Wiki Headquarters)
Trikkiboy: Alright so as we all know, since we can't use forums to play our games any more, I have opened up a discord server where we can hold our forums and games too. However if you join Discord, that means you must follow Discord's terms of service. Which means you must be 13 years or older-
(While Trikkiboy talks, Culdee just stares up smiling. RH, MarioFan and Endless look at him)
MarioFan2009: What's up with him?
RH: He's probably thinking of Human Meggy.
Endless: "groan"
Trikkiboy: You must also follow the polocies and- CULDEE!
Culdee: QUE!?
Trikkiboy: Culdee did you even hear a WORD i said!?
Culdee: Uh yeah... Discord is the best MLP character.
(Trikkiboy gets red in the face and is about to yell when the horn honks)
Trikkiboy: (gritted teeth) I'll see you all tommorow.
(The users head out)
RH: So what are you guys gonna do tonight?
MarioFan2009: I gotta get home for some um.... stuff. Catch you all later.
(MarioFan2009 runs off)
Culdee: Well so guys I was thinking...
RH: Yeah? What do you have in mind?
Culdee: Well as you all know, me and Human Meggy have been close friends since that uhhh day.
Endless: Ugh. Here we go again.
Culdee: So I finally got the courage to ask her out for a date!
Endless: WHAT!?
RH: Nice!
Culdee: I hadn't asked her out yet but i'm about too!
RH: Well I hope you two hit it off well! What do you think Endless.
Endless: ... Oh, look at the time!
Culdee: uhhh Endless? You don't even have a watch.
Endless: Well time to go buy one.
(Endless runs off)
RH: Well good luck asking her out Culdee!
Culdee: Thanks RH. Where is she right now?
RH: Well at this time, she's usually taking a walk around the town square.
Culdee: Got it!
(Culdee runs off)
RH: There goes a real sly fox.
(It then cuts back to Endless' apartment. Izuru is seen watching "The Town with No Name". The Man with no Name is seen hopping onto a train after squishing a spider.)
Kid: Come back, Shane!
(The Man with No Name shoots the kid killing him)
The Man with No Name: My name's not "Shane", kid.
(The train then starts floating and charges into hyper space with a THE END card coming up)
Izuru: ... What the f*** is this fish vomit?
(Endless then barges through a door and vomits in a trash can)
Izuru: EW! ENDLESS NO YOU USE THE BATHROOM FOR THAT!
Endless: Ugh. Sorry.
Izuru: What even is wrong with you?
Endless: Izuru, the most terrible thing happened!
Izuru: The most terrible thing that happened is watching "The Town with No Name" that i just saw.
Endless: ... The 2nd most terrible thing happened!
Izuru: Well what is it?
Endless: Culdee wants to ask- "gag" "hurl"
Izuru: Uhhhhhhh.
Endless: CULDEE WANTS TO ASK HUMAN MEGGY FOR A DATE!
Izuru: .... Not this again.
(Izuru grabs his coat and heads out)
Endless: WAIT IZZY, I NEED MORAL SUPPORT!
Izuru: I am not dealing with this again. And don't f***ing call me Izzy. That's gay.
(Izuru slams the door behind him)
Endless: Damn it. Well maybe Culdee will get rejected. I'm gonna go see the look on his face.
(Endless jumps out the window)
Neighbor: HEY KID! WE HAVE ELEVATORS!
Endless: ELEVATORS ARE FOR NERDS!
Neighbor: ... Well then I guess I should use windows next time.
(The Neighbor jumps out of the window only to break every bone in his body)
Neighbor: OW! MY F***ING BACK! EVERY THING HURTS! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD!?
Endless: Meta immortality mofo.
(Endless walks off while the neighbor continues to scream in pain. It then cuts over to the town square. Human Meggy is seen standing near a lamp post. Culdee is seen peeking from behind a building)
Culdee: There she is. The girl of my dreams. Now all I have to do is just walk up to her and ask a simple question. Shouldn't be too hard. Right? Alright enough talk, save your breath for her. Wait that sounds wrong. JUST ASK HER ALREADY! ALRIGHT FINE! "exhale" You got this.
(Culdee slowly approaches her)
Culdee: Okay steady. No need to be nervous. You got this.
(Culdee is starting to sweat and then he stops)
Culdee: I CANT DO IT!
(Culdee runs off to his house. However when he opens the house door, he is greeted to RH crossing his arms)
Culdee: WAHHH! Um. Hey RH!
RH: What do you think your doing?
Culdee: Um.... going home?
RH: No your not. Your gonna walk up to Human Meggy and ask her out for that date.
Culdee: But I can't don't you see! We only been friends for like...
(Culdee counts with his fingers)
Culdee: 4 months ago! It's too soon RH! Too soon!
RH: Culdee, I've met June, and we've fallen in love the first 2 seconds we laid our eyes on each other. From a friend to another, I believe that you have what it takes to get Human Meggy and make her yours.
Culdee: But what if she rejects.
RH: Culdee, you saved her from a hoard of Onion Cream's robots. I'm sure she'll accept. And besides, the worse thing she can say is know.
Junior: She can say worse things. I learned that the hard way.
RH: Will you stop referencing SML videos and get out of here. 
Junior: Alright jeez.
(Junior heads out)
Culdee: You know RH. I think I will try again. And this time, I'm not letting my nervousness get the best of me.
RH: That's the spirit man! Now go out there and ask her out!
(Culdee nods and walks out. Human Meggy is once again. Seen standing near a lamp post. Culdee comes out from behind the building. He looks at RH hiding in a bush who gives him a thumbs up. Culdee gulps and walks up to Human Meggy)
Culdee: Um Hey Human Meggy.
Human Meggy: Oh hey Culdee what's up?
Culdee: Well i got a question to ask you?
Human Meggy: Oh yeah? What is it?
Culdee: Well, I really liked you over the past months and I was wondering if- "gag"
Human Meggy: Uhhh what?
Culdee: Sorry hehe, got a frog in my throat. Anyhow, I was asking you if you wanna- "cough"
Human Meggy: Are you okay?
(Endless is seen peeking from the bushes)
Endless: Heh. Now this is what i call a show.
Culdee: Respitory Problems. No biggie. I just wanted to ask if you wanna go on a dayyyyyyyyyyyyy- "ahem" If you wanna go on a dyayayayayay- "ugh" If you wanna go on a d-d-d-d-da-dada-d-d-d-d-d-
(RH throws a rock at Culdee's back)
Culdee: OW! Would you like to go on a date!
Endless: And we wait for her to say...
Human Meggy: Sure!
Endless: WHAT!?
Culdee: WHAT!?- I mean. Really?
Human Meggy: Yeah. I'd like to spend time with you. Pick me up Saturday at 8!
(Human Meggy walks off)
Culdee: H-holy s***. She actually accepted!
RH: See bro? I told you, you could hit it off!
Culdee: Thanks! Uhhh when's Saturday?
RH: Tommorow.
Culdee: Thanks! WOOOOOOOOO!
(Culdee runs off)
RH: "sigh" You done good, RH. You done good.
Endless: YOU DONE BAD!
RH: oh hey Endless.
Endless: IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE WORSE COUPLE IN THE WORLD!
RH: ... Listen Endless. Culdee loves Human Meggy because she's kind and beautiful. And you keep on trying to manipulate her in many ways. She deserves someone like Culdee to protect her.
Endless: He can't protect s***!
RH: He's the Metal Fell! Not to forget he beat you up in that fight you had in the purge.
Endless: Oh you had to bring that up.
RH: Endless, If I catch you trying to ruin their date, I will personally come to your apartment and web you to the floor for all eternity. Just let them have fun.
(RH walks off)
Endless: Oh don't worry RH. I won't try to ruin their date. Hehehehe. Hahahaha. MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA- "cough cough" Agh. Frog in my throat.
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Saturday Night, 8PM
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(Culdee is seen getting out of his car and walking up to Sunny's house)
Culdee: Okay, you got this Culdee. You asked her out yesterday. Hooooo. You got this.
(Culdee knocks on the door)
AsphaltianOof: (From inside) HOLY CRAP IT'S THE SPRITE MAN!
(Asp opens the door but gets disapointed when he sees Culdee)
AsphaltianOof: Oh. It's you.
Culdee: Hey Asp! Is Human Meggy here?
AsphaltianOof: HUMAN MEGGY, CULDEE IS HERE!
(Human Meggy comes to the door)
Human Meggy: Hey Culdee!
Culdee: Hey Human Meggy! Your looking pretty.
Human Meggy: "blushes" Thanks.
AsphaltianOof: Riiiiight. Well you two go off and be gross. I'm waiting for the sprite man to show up.
(Asp closes the door. Culdee and Human Meggy walk off. Binoculars are also seen in some bushes. It is revealed that Endless is looking through them)
Endless: Theres the traitor and the monster. Time to go into pursuit.
(Endless sneakily follows them while mission impossible music plays. This keeps going on until Culdee and Human Meggy enter a building called "Screwer's Diner")
Endless: A diner? Maybe I can be able to keep a closer eye on them.
(Endless puts on a fake mustache and enters. Culdee and Human Meggy are seen entering the diner)
Human Meggy: This place seams fancy!
Culdee: True. My friend reccomended this to me!
Human Meggy: Cool!
Culdee: Wait? Where's the table guy?
(Suddenly Screwer comes falling from a trapdoor from the ceiling)
Screwer: OWCH!
Culdee: Screwer?
Screwer: Oh, hey guys!
Human Meggy: You work here?
Screwer: Well I mean the place is called "Screwer's Diner". Sooooo how can I help you two today?
Culdee: We'd like a table for two please.
Screwer: Okay! Table for two table for two, AHA! One table for two over there!
Culdee: Thank you!
(Culdee and Human Meggy walk to their table. Endless still in his disguise comes up)
Screwer: Welcome to "Screwer's Diner!" How can I help you?
Endless: (Low accent) Yeah I would like a table for three please.
Screwer: Uh sir I cannot seat you until your whole party has arrived.
Endless: But the whole party is here! It's me, myself and I!
Screwer: Oh yeah I guess that makes sense. Theres a table for three right over there.
Endless: Thank you.
(Endless walks over to his table which is right next to Culdee and Human Meggy's)
Endless: Alright. Now to move on to Phase 2.
Culdee: Soooo. Hows life going for you?
Human Meggy: It's going fine. Living in a basement does get boring after a while but beggers can't be choosers. How about you?
Culdee: Going pretty good actually.
(A waiter walks up)
Waiter: You f***s want something to drink?
Human Meggy: I'll just take a water, since i'm well... human.
Waiter: What about you the dumb f*** with the baseball cap.
Culdee: I'll have what she's having but extra ice.
Waiter: Whatever you say d***.
(The waiter walks off)
Human Meggy: What a nice guy.
Culdee: True.
(Endless is seen looking at them from his table)
Endless: Look at them. One of MY friends dating a monstrosity such as THAT! Well they will both get what's coming to them!
Waiter: You want something, b***h?
Endless: Hmmmm. Yeah I would want something. I would like your biggest watermelon please.
Waiter: Uhhh okay. I have no idea why the f*** you would want to order a watermelon but okay then.
(The waiter walks off)
Endless: Once I get my watermelon, I will wait for the perfect time.
Human Meggy: So hows it like working at the SML Wiki Headquarters?
Culdee: Oh it's decent. All we do is just talk about stuff of how to make the wiki better. Because theres like trolls who try to vandalize the crap out of the place and recently forums are getting discontinued so Trikkiboy said something about, discord or something like that i'm not sure.
Human Meggy: Interesting.
Culdee: So speaking of jobs, do you have one?
Human Meggy: Well nothing so far but i am thinking. So uh Culdee, I got a question.
Culdee: Yeah?
Human Meggy: What did you think of me when you first saw my redesign?
Culdee: Well to be honest, i though i was staring into the eyes of an angel.
(Human Meggy blushes)
Human Meggy: Really?
Culdee: Yeah.
(Endless is seen watching in disgust as Culdee and Human Meggy are staring at eachother seducivley)
Endless: Come on, come on wheres my F***ing watermelon!?
(The waiter comes with the watermelon)
Waiter: Heres your watermelon dumbass.
(Endless then sees that the two are getting close to eachother. He then swipes the watermelon)
Endless: THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!
(Endless throws the water melon at Human Meggy knocking her off the table)
Human Meggy: GAH!
Culdee: OH MY GOD MEGGY!
Endless: Bullseye!
Culdee: Are you alright?
Human Meggy: Yeah im fine. but i am getting a little dizzy.
(Culdee then stairs angrilly behind him)
Culdee: WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD THROW A WATERMELON AT SOMEONE!?
(Endless points at Onion Cream)
Onion Cream: Man i think ill take the lasagna.
(Culdee then runs up to Onion Cream and punches him)
Culdee: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN HARM MY DATE EH!?
Onion Cream: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I JUST WANT TO EA-
(Culdee brutally beats Onion Cream to a pulp. Culdee then helps Human Meggy up)
Culdee: come on, ill take you back home. You need rest.
Human Meggy: agh. thanks Culdee.
(Culdee then helps Human Meggy to his car while Endless watches)
Endless: What a simp. Well, alls well that ends well.
(Endless then runs out. Screwer then sees this in shock)
Screwer: Wait! You have to pay for the bread! ... HEY!
(Screwer jumps over a table and runs outside)
Screwer: You have to pay for the bread!
(Screwer looks around and sees that Culdee, Human Meggy and Endless have gone)
Screwer: You have to pay for the bread! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BREAD! THE BREAD!
(Screwer then falls down to his knees)
Screwer: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!! FOR THE BREAD!
(Screwer falls down crying)
Mr. Krabs: What a baby.
(It then cuts to Endless jumping through a window into his apartment)
Endless: Well the day is saved. I hit Human Meggy with a Watermelon and old traitor culdster has his date ruined. Endless 1, FNaF Fan 0.
(Izuru then walks in)
Endless: Hey Izzy!
Izuru: I told you not to call me that!
(Izuru hangs up his coat and sits next to Endless on the couch)
Izuru: So did you ruin Culdee and Human Meggy's date?
Endless: How did you know.
(Izuru turns on the news)
Goodman: Breaking news mkay! Onion cream has thrown a giant watermelon at Human Meggy's head while she was having a date with Culdee. More on the story as it develops.
Izuru: I can tell you did it because your good at framing people.
Endless: Huh. Touche. Well lets see what else is on.
(Endless turns on the TV)
Announcer: And now back to "Smudger's Misadventures"
Izuru: Well its something.
(Izuru and Endless watch the TV as the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
Category:CuldeeFell Shortz!