Logorama/Transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Misheard Version ===
[Good Morning Life by Dean Martin]
Good morning life
Good morning sun how are your skies above
Gee it's great to be alive and in love
Good morning life
Good morning birds sing out your happy tunes
Feels so good because I'll be seeing her soon
Last night she said she loved me
What a pity to part
I slept with both eyes open waiting for today to start
Good morning life
Good morning world how are you happiness
All at once I know what livin' can be
It's life, it's free, it's someone waiting for me
Hey,honey how 'bout it
Who'll someday be my wife, good morning life
Good morning life
Oh, God. It was...
you know what? You should come with us next time
No, man. I don't like zoos.
Aw, man. But the kids go apeshit for it.
Yeah, well, I don't see my kids that much.
Besides, it's depressing
What? Getting up close to animals?
I mean, where the hell else you going to get that close to a cheetah?
Yeah, that cheetah can run like a motherf***er, but in a zoo,
they ain't got enough room to hit second gear.
I mean it ain't like they're in their natural habitat.
Yeah, no sh*t, man. That's cause they'd be dead if they were in their natural habitat.
These animals have been rescued.
Usually injured or something in like the, you know the wild, or blind.
No sh*t?
No sh*t.
See? I didn't know that.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's even more depressing.
That's what I'm talking about. A blind ass cheetah bumping into trees and sh*t.
That sh*t's f***ed up.
I didn't say the cheetah was blind.
Well then what's blind?
N-nothing's blind. It's just an example.
Well then that's a f***ed up example of some sh*t right there, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
Blind cheetahs is a sh*t.
I just meant...
Look,go get the food.
Eh,and remember we pay half
Yeah,I know.
And get me a large coke,too.
You get it.Captain duchebag.
OK,small salad, a bottle of water~
That's it,small salad , a bottle of water~en
All units respond to APB 211
suspect last seen heading Western Alameda in a red delivery van
suspect:
white male ,six feet tall ,yellow jumpsuit, red hair and shoes
answers to the name Ronald ,considered armed and dangerous
Sweet Jesus!!
Hey hurry up! -Go go go go!
Ok, people , listen to me please
Hands and feet inside the car. No snacks and certainly
no feeding the animals Grr
there's a lot to-see going on,have a lovely time to get,here~ we go~
Just on your right is a rare
and extremely gorgeous little reptilian friend
It's our french crocodile
and now,you won't see any handbag or
This guy sucks, Haribo
Yeah!Let's get outta here, come on , let's go
Let's go ride a lion.
Haha,look at the big p*ssy head, big p*ssy , haha
Ow hoho, that is no way to treat our animal friends
and would you like it if I pull my panty holes down and shook my high in your faces? En?
Roger that,you guys looking for a blue recycle vehicle
Wow wow wow,just drive in the road,I got a eye on the road,but I get to watch the side.
Wow, esso girl and that white outfit, look what I get today! What I wouldn't give to..
Save your energy dude~(You) think she gives a damn about classic recipe anymore?
F*** off! Sour, isn't it? "Hot n Spicy".
Ah, you can both forget it, trust me
You are pretty hard to forget
Nice mustache
It only tickles for a little while
Hey, rolling, rolling
I broke some rubber, dude!
That was almost green, That was green
Godness! Where is a cop when you need one?
Here we go.Watcha haha
Wow that's crazy
You deserve that,you bastard
God damn it,watch out
Crash it,f***ing truck
F*** me
Oh my christ
Oh, this dick'd better be alive!
OK boys let's round him up
Oh, f*** sh*t is going on
alright boys show him how we're doing it down here
Suspect vehicle insight, vehicle disabled blocked in...
Wow check it out dude
Cops,dude.
Awesome -Check it out
Jesus,Look at all the guns,we should get one
We could sell all the sh*t.We're gonna be so rich.
Hello, hostige
Oh,sh*t!
Back off,you son of b*tches
Hold your fire,boy
I'll shoot every last oneIm warning you.
You don't want to see big boy's brain flattered, do you?
I'll shoot every last one of you right between the eyes!
God damn it
Stay cool,little man.Just stay cool bro
You know,old Ronald count it, now,this's gonna be just fine
We just gonna...ahh
Oh, you f***ing rat.Jesus Christ.
I'll kill last every one of you! You god damn hell whore!
no no no no hold it
This clown is all mine!
Are you kidding me?
Woohoo! Merry Christmas! Taste this ! You son of b*tches!
Where the hell is SWAT?
SWAT what's your ETA? -Land at 9.1000
Shoot that b*tch in the head,number one.
You got a shot,you take it.
What the f*** was that?
You'd better burn his brain,Sniper one
Stay with me
That's a god damn earthquake,run!
Follow me.
Let's run.
You're mine now,clown.
Come and get it,blah blah blah
Hello,a**hole. Sorry for killing you,bro.
Come on,get in. -Cool,cop car
Turn on the serran
Look at me,Mom
Oh,We have to get out of here,it's all falling down
We're gonna make it.
Dear god,we're gonna make it.
We're alive. -Awesome
[I don't want to set the world on fire by The Ink Spots]
=== Original Version ===
♪ [Dean Martin - "Good Morning Life"] ♪
♪ Good morning, life! ♪
♪ Good morning, sun!
How are you, skies above? ♪
♪ Gee, it's great to be
alive and in love! ♪
♪ Good morning, life! ♪
♪ Good morning, birds!
Sing out your happy tune! ♪
♪ Feels so good because
I'll be seeing her soon. ♪
♪ Last night she said she loved me. ♪
♪ What a pity to part! ♪
♪ I slept with both eyes open,
waiting for today to start. ♪
♪ Good morning, life! ♪
♪ Good morning, world!
How are you, happiness? ♪
♪ All at once I know
what livin' can be. ♪
♪ It's life, it's free,
it's someone waiting for me, ♪
Hey, honey! How 'bout it!
♪ Good morning, life! ♪
♪ Good morning, life! ♪
Oh, God! It was...
You know what?
You should come with us next time.
No, man. I don't like zoos.
Oh, man!
But the kids go apeshit for it.
Yeah, well, I don't see
my kids that much.
Besides, it's depressing.
What? Getting up close to animals?
I mean, where the hell else you going
to get that close to a cheetah?
Yeah, that cheetah can run
like a motherfucker, but in a zoo?
They ain't got enough room
to hit second gear.
I mean it ain't like they're
in their natural habitat.
Yeah, no shit, man.
That's cause they'd be dead
if they were in their natural habitat.
These animals have been rescued.
Usually injured or something in like the...
you know, the wild, or blind.
No shit?
No shit.
See? I didn't know that.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's even more depressing.
That's what I'm talking about.
A blind-ass cheetah
bumping into trees and shit.
That shit's fucked up.
I didn't say the cheetah was blind.
Well, then what's blind?
Nothing's blind.
It's just an example.
Well, then that's a fucked up example
of some shit right there, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
Blind cheetahs and shit.
I just meant...
Look, go get the food!
Hey! And remember, we pay half!
Yeah, I know.
And get me a large Coke too!
You get it... Captain Douchebag.
OK... small salad, bottle of water.
That's it.
Small salad, bottle of water...
[police radio] All units respond to APB 211
Suspect last seen heading
west on Alameda in a red delivery van.
Suspect: white male, six feet tall,
yellow jumpsuit, red hair and shoes.
Answers to the name Ronald,
considered armed and dangerous.
Sweet Jesus!
- Hey, hurry up!
- Go, go, go, go!
Was he in my lane?
Watch out! Watch out!
OK, people - listen to me, please!
Hands and feet inside the car!
No snacks, and certainly...
no feeding the animals! Grr!
There's a lot to see going on.
Have a lovely time together! So heeeere we go!
Just on your right is a rare,
but simply gorgeous
little reptilian friend.
It's our French crocodile.
And no, you won't see any handbag or
belt made out of this guy...
This guy sucks hairy balls!
Yeah! Let's get outta here!
Come on, let's go!
- Let's go ride a lion!
- Ha, ha, ha!
Ha-ha! Look at the big pussy!
Hey, big pussy. Ha-ha!
[roars]
Ho-ho-ho! That is no way
to treat our animal friends.
How would you like it
if I pull my panty hose down,
and shook my hiney
in your faces, hmm?
[helicopter radio] Roger that. You guys
wanna look out for a blue recycle vehicle.
[siren]
[maniacal laughter]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just keep your eyes on the road!
I've my eyes on the road,
but I get to watch the sidewalk and...
Wow, Esso girl in that white outfit...
looking pretty good today!
Well, I wouldn't give to tap...
Save your energy, dude!
You think she gives a damn
about "Classic Recipe" anymore?
Fuck off!
Sour is the new "Hot'n Spicy."
Ah, you can both forget it.
Trust me!
You're pretty hard to forget.
Nice mustache!
It only tickles for a little while.
Hey, rolling, rolling!
Oh burn some rubber, dude!
That was almost green...
that light was green.
Goodness!
Where's a cop when you need one?
Ahhh!
Here we go. Watch out! Ha-ha!
Wow! That's crazy!
Hello!
You deserve that, you bastard!
Goddamn it - watch out!
Sheesh - this fucking truck!
Fuck me!
Oh, my Christ!
[siren wailing]
Oh, this dick better be alive!
OK, boys!
Let's round him up!
Oh, fuck - shit is going down!
Alright, boys!
Show him how we do it down here!
[radio] Suspect vehicle in sight.
Vehicle disabled blocking...
Wow! Check it out, dude!
Cops, dude.
Move it!
- Awesome!
- Dude, check it out!
Jesus, look at all the guns!
We should get one.
Whoa - we could sell all this shit.
We're gonna be so rich.
Hello, hostage!
Oh, shit!
Back off, you sons of bitches!
Hold your fire, boys!
I'll shoot every last one o'ya!
You don't want to see
Big Boy's brains splatter, do you?
I'll shoot every last one of ya
right between the eyes!
Goddamn it.
Stay cool, little man!
Just stay cool, bro!
Old Ronald's got you now.
This's gonna be just fine.
We just... we just gotta...
Ahh!
You fucking rat!
Jesus Christ!
I'll kill last every one of you
in this goddamn hell hole!
No, no, no, no!
- This clown is all mine!
- Hold it! No, no, no, no!
Are you kidding me? Grrr...
Ooo...
Woo! Merry Christmas!
Taste this, you sons of bitches!
[maniacal laughter]
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
[jungle sounds]
Dispatch, where the hell is SWAT?
- SWAT, what's your ETA?
- [unintelligible]
Shoot that sum'bitch in the head,
[radio] Number One!
You got a shot, you take it.
What the fuck was that?
[jungle sounds]
Put a bullet in his
brain, Sniper One.
Stay with me...
we'll be fine.
It's a goddamn
earthquake... Run!
Ho!
Follow me...
Now!
Run, Spicey, run!
Whoo-ho-ho-ho!
Oh, shit!
You're mine now, clown.
Come and get it, porkchop!
You are mine now, clowney!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
Hello, asshole!
Sorry for killin' you, bro!
[evil laughter]
- Come on! Get in!
- Cool... cop car!
Yeah - ha, ha, ha, ha!
Turn on the siren!
Yee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Losers!
You white trash!
Whoa!
Woooo!
Ha, ha - look at me, mom!
No!
Oooof!
No, no, no, no!
Ahhhh!
Oh! We have to
get out of here alive.
It's all falling down.
Not yet! Not yet!
We're gonna make it...
Dear God, we're gonna make it!
[screaming]
We're alive.
Awesome!
[explosion]
What the fuck?
[sirens, alarms]
♪ [The Ink Spots - "I Don't Want
to Set the World on Fire"] ♪
♪ I don't want to set
the world on fire ♪
♪ I just want to start ♪
♪ A flame in your heart ♪
♪ In my heart I have
but one desire ♪
♪ And that one is you ♪
♪ No other will do ♪
♪ I've lost all ambition
for worldly acclaim ♪
♪ I just want to be
the one you love ♪
♪ And with your admission
that you feel the same ♪
♪ I'll have reached the goal
I'm dreaming of, believe me ♪
♪ I don't want to set
the world on fire ♪
♪ I just want to start ♪
♪ A flame in your heart ♪
♪ I don't want to set
the world on fire, honey ♪
♪ I love you too much ♪
♪ I just want to start
a great big flame ♪
♪ Down in your heart ♪
♪ You see... ♪
♪ Way down inside of me ♪
♪ Darling, I have only one desire ♪
♪ And that one desire is you ♪
♪ And I know, nobody else
ain't gonna do ♪
♪ I've lost all ambition,
for worldly acclaim ♪
♪ I just want to be
the one you love ♪
♪ And with your admission,
that you feel the same ♪
♪ I'll have reached the goal
I'm dreaming of, believe me ♪
♪ I don't want to set
the world on fire ♪
♪ I just want to start ♪
♪ a flame in your heart ♪
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha
I'm lovin' it!