What if Nickelodeon actually tried?/Creepypastas

== Rugrats: Venom-Tommy ==
== The Rugrats Movie: Director's Cut ==
== The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: Director's Cut ==
== The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - All Hail Plankton (deleted version) ==
== The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Ice Cream Chase scene (deleted version) ==
=== Ice Scream Version ===
* Sandy: Yeah. [Then realizes something] Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? [Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand]
* Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!
* SpongeBob: Oh, boy! [heads the stand, oblivious to the piles of skulls surrounding him]
* Patrick: [Singing] Ice cream, ice cream
* Vanilla ice cream
* Ice cream, ice cream
* Chocolate ice cream
* Ice cream, ice cream
* Strawberry ice cream
* Ice cream, ice cream
* We love ice cream
* Patrick: [Talks to a skull] How you doing? Wait a minute. [Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried] Wait a minute. SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: Yeah?
* Patrick: Make mine a chocolate!
* Sandy: It's a rusty ice cream truck. 
* SpongeBob: Got ya covered. [To Rod] Two, please.
* Rod: Certainly. You kids enjoy. [he takes out a bloody ice cream]
* SpongeBob: Actually, we're men, mister, but thanks. [Gets bowl]
* Sandy: Huh? What's that? It's fake?
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, let's... [His hand is stuck on the bowl, which Rod is still holding] You can let go now. I said, let go, please. [the bowl sticks to his hands like glue] Ugh! Ugh! What is this? What kind of guy are you!? Eww! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Patrick looks at the ice cream truck from the mirror.] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward and Gary bite the arm off as Patrick pulls the Patty Wagon into reverse]
* Patrick: [Oblivious] Did you get the ice cream? [Rod laughs evilly. SpongeBob and his friends stare in fear]
* SpongeBob: [Scared] Step on it, Patrick! [Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the pursuing Rod, losing the wagon's flag in the process, as he and SpongeBob scream]
* Dennis: [He arrives at The Thug Tug, and notices soap on SpongeBob's footprint. He unmasks himself] Hmm... [He blows the soap, forming a bubble. Images of SpongeBob and his friends giggling appear in it. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear]
* Victor: Hey! [Dennis turns around] You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. [Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule]
* All Thugs: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by--
* [Dennis shoots Victor and the thugs.] 
* [Cut back to SpongeBob and his friends still fleeing from Rod.]
* Rod: Come on, kiddies, have some motherf*cking ice cream. [SpongeBob and his friends scream] I'll let you f*cking meet my robot friend, Tex! [Tex is shown]
* Tex: Come play with the Sexy Texy!
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: [He and his friends scream at Tex] Jump for it, guys! [But unfortunately, they got killed by Rod and Tex. It smiles but stops when a tongue grabs it. A gigantic eel eats the ice cream truck and slowly dives back in.]
=== Fossa Version ===
* Sandy: Yeah. [Then realizes something] Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? [Both think about this until he spots a free ice cream stand]
* Patrick: Hey look! Free ice cream!
* SpongeBob: Oh, boy! [heads the stand, oblivious to the piles of skulls surrounding him]
* Patrick: [Singing] Ice cream, ice cream
* Vanilla ice cream
* Ice cream, ice cream
* Chocolate ice cream
* Ice cream, ice cream
* Strawberry ice cream
* Ice cream, ice cream
* We love ice cream
* Patrick: [Talks to a skull] How you doing? Wait a minute. [Patrick looks at his surroundings and looked worried] Wait a minute. SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: Yeah?
* Patrick: Make mine's a chocolate!
* Sandy: It's a fake ice cream stand.
* SpongeBob: Got ya covered. [To the fossa from DreamToons] Two, please.
* Fossa: Certainly. You kids enjoy. [he takes out a fake ice cream]
* SpongeBob: Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks. [Gets bowl]
* Sandy: Huh? What's that? It's fake?
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, let's... [His hand is stuck on the bowl, which the fossa is still holding] You can let go now. I said, let go, please. [the bowl sticks to his hands like glue] Ugh! Ugh! What is this? What kind of animal are you!? Eww! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! [The fossa turns into a giant monster] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Patrick looks at the giant fossa from the mirror.] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! [SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward and Gary bite the arm off as Patrick pulls the Patty Wagon into reverse]
* Patrick: [Oblivious] Did you get the ice cream? [The fossa roars. SpongeBob and his friends stare in fear]
* SpongeBob: [Scared] Step on it, Patrick! [Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away from the pursuing fossa, losing the wagon's flag in the process, as he and SpongeBob scream]
* Dennis: [He arrives at The Thug Tug, and notices soap on SpongeBob's footprint. He unmasks himself] Hmm... [He blows the soap, forming a bubble. Images of SpongeBob and his friends giggling appear in it. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear]
* Victor: Hey! [Dennis turns around] You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. [Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule]
* All Thugs: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by--
* [Dennis and Victor fusion dance into a giant monster, and it squishes the Thug Tug Thugs.] 
* [Cut back to SpongeBob and his friends still fleeing from the frogfish]
* Fossa: Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. [SpongeBob and his friends scream] I'll let you pet me! 
* Gary: Meow.
* SpongeBob: [He and his friends scream at the fossa] Jump for it, guys! [Unfortunately, they are eaten by a Fossa. It smiles but stops when a tongue grabs it. A gigantic eel eats the fossa and slowly dives back in. SpongeBob and his friends stare in disbelief] 
== The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Shell City (deleted version) ==
== The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - The Hasselhoff (deleted version) ==
== A Lost "SpongeBob Movie" DVD Copy with a Lost THX Trailer ==
I was on my Nintendo Switch playing Roblox, just being myself. Just then, I heard the doorbell ring. I stopped playing and got up, and then walked over to the door. As soon as I got to the door, I opened it. I saw a package on the side of the door. I was confused, since when did I even order anything today when I didn't do shopping anywhere on the internet?
However, I just shrugged it off and opened the package anyway. As soon as I opened it, I soon found out that it was a DVD, which was The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Fullscreen DVD.
The cover consisted of SpongeBob and Patrick running with the crown, while there were the sea monsters were seen behind them.
The usual DVD print logo (which was used on all DVDs) was on the bottom right corner while it was colored white.
And what I saw on the bottom left corner caught my attention.
The THX Certified print logo (which was used for some Pixar DVDs) was on the bottom left corner with the same color just like in the usual DVD print logo.
"How is this movie certified by THX for when it's not supposed to do that?" I confusingly said.
I then decided to go to the living room, Opened the tray to take out the Disc, and putted the DVD case on top of the Xbox 360 that I had since 2010 (which was the year that the Xbox 360 was released).
I then took a good look at the Disc, and it consisted of the same logo in the DVD cover, with a text that said the running time on the bottom.
The amount of run time was about 1 hour, 27 minutes and 10 seconds.
Under the text, it had the usual PG rating used in some 1980's movie trailers, and posters, and under it had the usual DVD Video logo in the same white color just like in the DVD cover that was on the left, and the THX logo that was on the right with the same white color, While the background was also a cloudy background. 
I was really excited by this point, that I decided to put in the DVD to watch it.
It went to a black screen for about five seconds before fading in to show the FBI warnings (which was the FBI warnings from all of Paramount's DVDs and Blu-Rays) for about 15 seconds. After that, it then faded to black for about 3 seconds. After about 3 seconds of the boring black screen, it then cut to the Paramount DVD logo like normal.
After the logo was about to come to a close, the screen then turned dark red.
"WHAT... THE HELL IS HAPPENING???" I said to myself in actual fear.
Just then, the mountain started to melt, but how do mountains melt at all? After 3 seconds, a voice of a woman screaming in agony was heard in the background. I covered my ears because of how loud it was. After that, I got jumpscared by a demon version of SpongeBob. I screamed in actual fear as he scared me.
Then the normal options: Previews, and Main Menu appeared onto the screen. I clicked "Main Menu". Just as I did that, something very disturbing happened.
As the screen cut to black and the Paramount DVD logo and options disappeared, I heard a distorted voice.
"EVERYONE WILL BE IN HELL SOON!"
"Oh... my god!" I asked to myself in fear. "What the hell even was that?"
After that, the screen then cut to the DVD Menu.
However, the DVD menu was instead an artwork of the movie's logo (which was the newest logo) with only 4 options: Play, Scene Selection, Set Up, Languages, and even Bonus Features.
I then decided to watch the movie, And it turned out to be pretty normal. The whole entire movie itself was normal.
After the "Paramount Pictures" logo disappeared, it then took me back to the same DVD menu that I saw earlier.
"That was a great movie!" I said.
I then decided to go to the "Bonus Features" option, since I don't want to talk about the other 2 options.
The Special Features were:
The THX Trailer Collection option then caught my attention.
"A THX Trailer Collection? What is that option doing here?" I spoke.
I then decided to go to the "THX Trailer Collection" Option by using the remote that I had with me to press on.
It then took me to the "THX Trailer Collection" menu.
It consisted of a Blue Broadway (which was taken from the "Broadway" trailer) and on the inside of the Broadway, Was the THX Logo, with the text: "Trailer Collection", which was in a font that resembles the font that THXFan2889 created named based off of the "Tex 1: Tex's Debdut" trailer's "The Audience is Listening" message: "THX Chalktype", and it was under the THX logo.
The menu was also the same menu from the "CartoonMania: The Movie" DVD, when it had the THX Trailer Collection option.
There were 3 options under the text like the said menu. The options were: Play All, Trailer Selection, and Special Features (which I saw on the previous Special Features menu). I decided to go to the "Special Features" option, since my brain thought that there were going to be all of the Lost THX Tex Trailers that Rohan encountered.
But as it turns out, it did have them.
But there was one that caught my attention. There was a text that just said: "Bonus Collaboration Trailers", which was under the Final Lost THX Tex Trailer's text. It was the same thing from the "CartoonMania: The Movie" DVD.
"What's this?" I confusingly asked.
I decided to ignore it since it was a fake collaboration trailer and decided to press on it. It turned out to be a Real Collaboration Trailer.
It consisted of the THX Logo that I saw earlier on top of the screen, while some text which had 3 separate fonts and colors (one was Krabby Patty) (which was colored yellow) and one was Bloody (which was colored red). It said the following title: "All Bikini Bottom Are Made to Be Killed".
It was somehow based off of the DVD menu for "THX: All Pedophiles Are Made to Be Killed".
It also had Tex the THX Mascot on the left, and SpongeBob on the right, while he was looking worried.
There were 5 options just like in the Tex and Zurg trailer, and also the All Pedophiles Are Made to Be Killed trailer that Rohan and Hayden the Toe Jammer both encountered (except for the main menu option) (just like the said DVD).
The options on the bottom of the screen were: "Play Trailer", "Visit THX", "Subtitles", "DVD Credits", and even going back to the Main Menu (which I said earlier).
The Collaboration Trailers menu actually looked really great, considering the fact that the 2 characters were in colored red and yellow circles.
I then decided to play the trailer.
Just then, A warning appeared on-screen, saying.
“This trailer was made to promote the release of “IT”, despite not being THX-certified. It may also contain unsettling and frightening imagery and content that are not suitable for children or people to see. Please just watch at your own risk. Viewers discretion is advised.”
"Wow. I didn't know what to expect." I told myself.
The trailer then began. The first thing it showed on-screen was a shot of Tex in a dark background, while he was holding his chainsaw. 
“Looks like the T-Man is going to make people’s lives a living nightmare!” Tex said.
He then flew off-screen. I was then confused, since why did the beginning of the trailer look very similar to The Banned Monster House trailer which Rohan encountered?
Anyways, it then showed another shot, but this time, of the THX logo as seen in the Moo Can trailer. Just then, the five main characters; SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy walked into the shot.
“Are the rumors about this red robot being a psychopath really true?” Sandy asked.
"If it is, we are doomed. Something also has a logo that has a sound that rises up with a loud sound." Patrick said.
"You just heard what Patrick said, we're going to be doomed if it is true." Mr. Krabs remarked.
”I agree with what they said.” Squidward agreed.
SpongeBob tried to reassure the other four to be okay. "It's okay, guys. I may think those speculations might be false. Some kind of idiot made this up just to scare the crap out of people. I honestly doubt no one would even-"
Just then, his sentence was interrupted by faint chuckling.
“Wh-what is that?” Patrick stuttered, already getting scared.
“That’s not the Dirty Bubble, isn’t it?” asked Sandy, as she was about to have a panic attack.
They then heard the same chuckle again.
SpongeBob looked around the hideout, wondering where the chuckling was coming from.
“What is that?” SpongeBob asked.
Just then, Tex dropped down next to SpongeBob, starling him and the others, too.
Patrick screamed as he just saw Tex.
“It’s a robot! Get away from us!” Patrick shouted in fear, before throwing his jellyfishing net straight towards Tex’s face.
As soon as the jellyfishing net hit his face, Tex’s head spun around before he held it back in place.
“Hello, sea creatures. What are you doing here?” Tex asked.
SpongeBob and Patrick walked up to Tex to confront him.
“You listen here. You murdered countless of poor innocent people! For what? Over being afraid of a certain company? That’s no excuse to murder somebody!” SpongeBob said.
“I agree with SpongeBob." Patrick remarked. "If you’re going to keep this up, we’ll have you reported to the authorities as long as we have enough evidence to expose you! We even heard rumors and speculations that you're a murdering psychopath!”
Tex grinned in a cartoony way after hearing what Patrick said. “It’s true, starfish. I AM a psychopath.”
Sandy gasped in shock as she threw her hands over her mouth.
“What?!” She exclaimed.
"Is this true?" Patrick asked, worried.
"I already told you, yes!" Tex stated, angrily. "Also... I'm not doing this all by myself. I brought a partner with me."
Plankton then walked into the shot, grinning evilly. 
"Hello, Krabs. Nice to see you again." He spoke. Mr. Krabs then gasped as he saw Plankton.
"PLANKTON!" Mr. Krabs yelled in anger. "What are you even doing here?"
"Well..." Plankton began. "I came here, because I wanted revenge on SpongeBob and you for stopping me from stealing the secret formula. I had enough of you two stopping me. So as revenge, Me and Tex are going to kill you, including the others, too."
"You can't do that, Besides, the Krabby Patty Formular is perfectly safe, In my new, Under-secure safe!" Mr. Krabs yelled. 
"Oh. You mean this?" Tex asked as he took out a smashed safe.
"ME SAFE!" Mr. Krabs yelled in fear.
"How did you manage to get the Formula without even smashing it?!" Squidward asked, currently pissed at the two criminals.
"Simple." Tex stated. "I just cracked the code!"
"And boom! My hands are now on the formula!" stated Plankton.
The 5 gasped at what happened to the safe and the formula.
"THAT'S IT!" Sandy yelled as she changed towards the two criminals. She was about to use her karate kick at the two criminals, but Tex swinged his hammer, and it broke her helmet into pieces.
"MY HELMET!" Sandy yelled.
Plankton then grabbed out a knife and started to slice off Sandy's limbs, Sandy screamed as she was being sliced to death. It didn't sound fake. It actually sounded like her voice actress was being tortured really badly. 
"SANDY!" SpongeBob shouted in horror. "NOO!!!"
"Who else wants to be tortured by Sexy Texy?” Tex asked (making a reference to the Pixar DVD Boxset trailer which Rohan encountered).
"YOU PSYCHOS!" yelled Patrick, who was angry at what Tex did to Sandy. "I'LL PUNCH YOU TWO IN THE FACE, AND CALL THE POLICE ON YOU BOTH!"
This shocked me; I've never seen Patrick THAT angry before.
The starfish then dashed towards the criminals, getting ready to punch Tex.
However, Tex punched him in the face with his same hammer he hit Sandy with, as Patrick was skidding away from the group. "Come and catch me, Starfish!” Plankton teased, before running off.
Patrick then ran after Plankton to catch him. However, Tex ran up towards Patrick with his chainsaw that he had with him, and then he started to saw Patrick's legs off. After 10 seconds, he collapsed to the ground, unconscious, but somehow still alive. ”PATRICK!!” SpongeBob shouted.
"Save yourself, SpongeBob..." Patrick said, while crying. "Goodbye, and thank you for everything..."
Plankton then chopped his arms and head off after Patrick finished his sentence, Patrick was screaming in actual pain as this was happening to him.
SpongeBob then ran up towards Patrick and he asked him. “Patrick… Are... Are you...” Tex then said to finish his sentence. “D-E-A-D. DEAD!”
SpongeBob gasped at what Tex just said, and he started crying. But he wasn’t crying in his cartoon voice, it sounded like his actor Tom Kenny was really upset.
Squidward and Mr. Krabs felt very touched seeing the sea sponge’s expression.
SpongeBob then stopped crying and stands up towards Tex and Plankton with an angry expression.
“You red robot and Plankton may have murdered two of my friends, but you will NEVER murder me!” SpongeBob yelled.
"SpongeBob, me boy!" Mr. Krabs called out. "We have to get back to Bikini Bottom!"
"There's no going back to save Sandy and Patrick now!" Squidward yelled.
"Your right!" Spongebob stated.
The 3 made a run for it, with the 2 criminals on their backs.
Just then, Squidward stopped for a moment to explain to the other how Tex and Plankton can be defeated.
"And now." Squidward began. "The act you've been waiting for!"
Squidward started to play his clarinet for 20 seconds. 
Mr. Krabs and Spongebob continued running, assuming that's a distraction against Tex and Plankton.
Tex then rolled up towards Squidward.
“Do you think that music works on me?” Asked Tex. “How about I show you HOW music is!!”.
Tex then grabbed out his electric guitar and he starts playing it loudly. Squidward had to end up covering his ears from how loud the music was. As Tex played the guitar even more, Squidward’s face explodes and blood was coming out of it. Squidward screams in agony as his face explodes. And then the octopus fell to the ground, faceless. ”SQUIDWARD! NOOOOO!!” Cried SpongeBob. ”You’re next!” Plankton said.
SpongeBob and Mr Krabs then made a run for it again.
"We gotta hide!" Mr. Krabs stated.
"I found just the place!" Spongebob spotted.
Both the crab and the sponge entered what seemed to be an abandoned Walmart.
Just then, Tex and Plankton entered. "Oh future seafood... Where are you?" Tex whispered. Just then, Tex used his sensibility powers to detect where the 2 sea creatures were hiding, Tex found them hiding under the register.
"Jackpot!" Tex yelled.
"I'll wait back at the logo!" Plankton told Tex.
Spongebob widened his eyes and Mr. Krabs gasped after hearing what Tex said.
Tex then lifted the register and yeets it away.
"FOUND YOU!" Tex yelled.
Tex grabbed both the sponge and the crab and flew towards the logo.
"Ready to plunge?" asked Tex. 
"NO!" yelled Mr. Krabs. "Put us down properly right now!
"I agree!" Spongebob demanded.
"Be my guest." Tex stated.
He then dropped the 2 of them, the 2 sea creatures screamed as they were falling to the ground.
Just then, they landed on the floor, But the sound of bone cracking can be heard, Meaning Spongebob and Mr. Krabs' legs are shattered. Plankton then walked over next to SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, as he was holding his knife. Just then, Tex dropped down next to them, too.
"Any last words?" Tex said to the 2 heroes. 
"No! Please don't kill us!" Mr. Krabs cried.
"Too bad, Krabs. You and even SpongeBob's days are both over!" Plankton replied. He and Plankton then slowly started to walk up to the two of them, ready to kill SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs.
But however, they both dropped their weapons on the ground.
"You know what? We're not gonna kill you both, but we'll do this to both of you two instead." Tex said, snapping his fingers.
As soon as he snapped his fingers, both SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs were both suddenly yanked on the ankle by the THX logo’s cable from the trap door and it flung them around in the air.
“Goodbye, sea creatures.” Tex said, before he and Plankton both chuckled evilly.
The following three shots were similar to the show itself; as the first shot showed SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs’ POV of being swung around as it showed a shot of the THX hideout, as they we're both heard screaming. The second showed a worm’s eye-view of both SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs being swung around for one more time, before the cable flung both of them downwards. The third shot showed another moment of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs' POV where they fell into the trap door, Leading to the death of the 2.
SpongeBob and Mr Krabs screamed as they met their fate, and then the screen faded to black.
It then cut to another shot of the THX logo. 
The same screaming deep notes from the "Tex and Zurg" and "Monster House" trailers played, but this time it had those various SpongeBob SquarePants which includes those of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy.
After the deep note, Tex and Plankton both dropped down to give out their speech.
"Hey there, you unlucky sparkles, Sexy Texy has returned, and he has killed your precious sponge and his friends with a new partner, If anyone is ever scared of me or my company, I'm after you next!" Tex said.
"So long and 'Sayonara'." Plankton added.
After that, Tex flew into the sky, laughing stupidly, Then Plankton walked away before the slogan "The Audience is Listening" came up, it was there for 5 seconds before fading to black for 10 seconds, I thought that nightmare was over until....
An edited picture of SpongeBob was revealed.
It showed a shot of SpongeBob; He was crying blood, his eyes were black sockets, and his pupals were red. It was also accomeded by his screaming playing in the background alongside a scarechord.
I screamed in fear when I saw the jumpscare.
Just then, the DVD ended, and it took me back to the menu.
I ejected the DVD, put it back into its case, and placed it on my shelf.
That night, I had lots of nightmares about the trailer. Adam Kennington is a really sick person if you ask me. He made Disturbing Lost THX Tex Trailers, Disturbing Pixar Deleted Scenes, and even Messed-up Commercials.
I never wanted to see another THX logo after that day.
I emailed both THX and Nickelodeon about the trailer, and THX told me Adam snuck into their studio and made the trailer. And the answer from Nickelodeon that a guy named Kleeny Brown teamed up with Adam Kennington to make the THX Trailer that I saw.
Never find anymore Lost THX Tex Trailers and destroy them as soon as possible. 
== The SpongeBob Movie II: Sponge Out of Water - SpongeBob's Brain (deleted version) ==
== The SpongeBob Movie III: It's a Wonderful Sponge - Escape from the Snail Planet (deleted version) ==