Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart/Quotes

:Homer: [Seeing Bart's "Dope" tags] That guy in the poster seems awfully familiar.
:Sees reflection in rear view mirror.
:Homer: Don't just stand there. Think of a theory.
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:Bart: I want to show you that I'm sorry, and they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so...
:Spray-paints "I'm Sorry" on the hood of the car.
:Homer: You just ruined my car.
:Bart: Correction, I just made it ten times more valuable.
:Homer: Five thousand dollars? Woo-hoo!
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:Homer: Now, now, Homer. Can't strangle the boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that.
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:Homer: [Laying his head on the cedar chips on the rabbit cage] This isn't so comfortable. I don't see how a rabbit can... [falls asleep]
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:Lisa: Hey, merry pranksters. Dinner's ready.
:Bart: Dammit, she knows! All right, what will it take to buy your silence?
:Lisa: Just throw in a couple of "Fur is murder"s.
:Bart: How is fur murder? They're just animals.
:Lisa: Dad!
:Bart: Okay, okay, fur is murder! Everything's murder.
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:Lisa: I don't think dad is coming.
:Marge: [Looking at a painting of Homer as a horse's ass] I can see how this show isn't to his liking.
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:Bart: From now on, if anyone laughs at you, they're gonna have to go through me.
:Homer: What about the Incredible Hulk riding a rhinoceros? Are you gonna stop him from laughing?
:Bart: Is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros?
:Homer: Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why, he's just trying to fit in.
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:Lisa: I don't get it. How can you be an undercover cop?
:Shepard Fairey: Don't look so surprised. For thirty years I've been telling people to obey.
:Grandpa: What happened to you? You used to be the dean of the underground scene.
:Shepard Fairey: I'm not about sucking up to posers anymore. I just sell them stuff now.
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:Milhouse: Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laughter.
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:Apu: For once the Indian has been outsourced.
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:Apu: Convenience forever, freshness never!
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:Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something.
:Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.
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