Close Encounters of the Tooth Kind

Close Encounters of the Tooth Kind is the 53rd episode of Wait Wut and the 13th episode of season three.
== Transcript ==
(The short opens with a black screen. We hear two people arguing in the background. The black starts to fade out, revealing we are on SpongeBob's bed. Santa and the Tooth Fairy are in the room.)
Santa: -you're disrupting my fucking routine! I need to get around the whole fucking world in one night and I can't be doing with these pathetic distractions! 
Tooth Fairy: Well maybe you should try working more than once a year! Maybe like, I don't know, 365 days?!!!! 
Santa: Oh come on! You think I have it easy? 
Tooth Fairy: Well yeah, considering you're sitting in a sleigh carried by flying fucking reindeer half the time! What's the deal with them anyway? Flying reindeer? You can't make this shi- 
(We suddenly shift to a third person perspective.) 
SpongeBob: Santa? The Tooth Fairy?! 
(Santa and the Tooth Fairy suddenly stop arguing and slowly turn their heads towards SpongeBob.) 
Santa: Oh great, now you woke them up! 
Tooth Fairy: I woke them up? Is that what you think? I'm a fairy! The kid can barely hear me! 
SpongeBob: Actually I'll have you know I'm not a kid. I'm a man. We sang a whole song about it once. 
(Santa and the Tooth Fairy pause and look at eachother.) 
Santa: ...wait, if he's not a kid- 
Tooth Fairy: -then why are we- 
(The Tooth Fairy checks underneath SpongeBob's pillow. Nothing is there.) 
Santa and Tooth Fairy: ...this is the wrong house. 
(Awkward pause before the two break out into laughter. SpongeBob joins in. Gary enters the room.) 
Gary: Meow? 
SpongeBob: It's fine Gary, I know these people. 
(Cut to Santa and the Tooth Fairy leaving through the front door.) 
SpongeBob: Thanks for stopping by! 
Santa: You're welcome! And, uh, sorry about the mix-up. 
SpongeBob: It's fine. 
(The two walk off.) 
SpongeBob: Wait! 
(SpongeBob starts chasing after them into the sunrise.) 
SpongeBob: What about my Christmas presents?! 
(The Easter Bunny shows up.) 
Easter Bunny: wait wut 
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