Shrek 5

Shrek 5 is an action-adventure family comedy movie created by NightmareWorks Animation in 2016 and to be released in 2026. It is the seventh film in the popular Shrek franchise, including Puss In Dix and Puss In Dix: Da Last Wish. It, along with its four sequels, are locked away in Area 51 for being “too awesome”, according to technical director Elon Musk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
== Plot ==
Nobody is known to have watched the final film, so the full plot remains unknown. According to former DreamWorks employees who worked on the movie, the plot involved Shrek’s reunion with his older brother Dirk, who enjoyed scaring people and was appalled by Shrek’s decision to raise a family. Antagonists Jorinda and Joringel are searching for Shrek, who they believe to be Dirk, so they can arrest him for grand larceny. The death of Donkey was going to be a plot point, but was ultimately scrapped.
== Seclusion ==
Test audiences who watched the storyboards claimed to have been “awesomed out” as a result of viewing, and were unable to fully enjoy awesome things, such as Apple Jacks with Mountain Dew poured on them, for about a week afterwards.https://boingboing.net/2005/10/01/cartoon-networks-new.html To avoid this scenario occurring with future viewers, the executives at NightmareWorks joined forces with the Illuminati and Tubby Toast Legion to lock the film away in Area 51 forever. The only copy of the film remains there to this day and has yet to be seen by human eyes.
== Meme Status ==
The Globglogabgalab is known to be hiding information regarding the movie, but is not willing to disclose anything. This has led to Baguettes becoming an Internet sensation.
YouTuber YaBoiKickBootyEpic3382001837 uploaded a video that is allegedly a deleted scene from Shrek 5, which shows Shrek dancing to “Everybody to the Limit” by Strong Bad. The Brothers Chaps have not confirmed whether the song was used with their permission.
== References ==
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