Facts with Becky

Facts with Becky (Stylized as FACTS WITH BECKY), is a recurring show in Coach Conversations.
==Overall==
Facts with Becky, as the name implies, consists of Becky saying random facts, these facts often insult other people, or are supportive to LGBT+ community.
==List of Facts==
*You know the only good part of the CC shutdown in JDWiki? That AiA wont steal your coaches anymore.
*Guillotines in CC are actually educative, so if you give warnings because of it, go back to prehistory >Bv (?). That roast was shit.
*Cringing at your old CC quotes is ok, it demostrates you have improved :3.
*Things you cant decide: Your sexual orientation, your gender identity, your skin color. Things you can decide: Being an asshole to people for something they cant decide.
*If you think a guillotine is warning-worthy, leave the wiki and go back to watching Discovery Kids :/.
*Xxdenmexx sucks at making yuri...
*Going into the wiki of something you dont like is like eating shit, dont you think?
*If youre straight and want to make a gay coach, ask Xxdenmexx, Kanetrealms or Orangespark, dont try to do it yourself.
*We wouldnt hate Just Dance 3 if Julia, Lucas and LEXU didnt exist-
*People only like Bad Bunnys new album because the songss instrumentals are similar to the old good reggaeton songs.
*Age ≠ Maturity. Being inclusive ≠ Toxic behaviour. Pansexuality ≠ Biphobia. Saying you can only like one = Both Biphobia and Panphobia.
*Xxdenmexx doesn’t update his coach blog post because he can’t think in last names.
*When Spinning gets into JDN, Mason deserves the avatar, not Sarah.
*...I hate everyone in here.
*These bitches are so cursed you hit them and they enjoy it, EXCEPT ME.
*There are so many people that pretend to be depressed, that people that are actually depressed are not taken seriously.
*Nobody gives a piss about the year you’re watching a motherf***ing video, it’s a comment section, not a calendair.
*We’re not forced to "act our age", you can be 40 and still watch Backyardigans while eating cookies and milk.
*Stop using "gay" as an insult in 2020, you sound immature af.
*Rubén only claims male coaches because he finds them attractive, not because he actually wants to use them.
*Stay in your f***ing house.
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*How tf do you call immature to someone who makes mature backstories?
*Comparing satanism with toxic behaviour is like comparing a cat and a poster of Dua Lipa, both have nothing to do.
*Lapis is like Mary, they won’t stop being annoying.
*Hated coaches are the most famous.
*Kanet will regret making Jillian, Nathan, Sarah and Mason stepsiblings, just like how he regrets making Sydney and Mary sisters.
*Rosalía should release a solo version of Yo x Ti, Tu x Mi, you know, a version without Oz*na.
*Jennifer and Miles's Bop Encyclopedia is just Song of the Week, just that Xxdenmexx cant wait to tell the song hes been stanning in the moment, so he created that show.
*My half coach is ugly af.
*Things you can decide: Don’t worry, you can’t decide.
*If Spongebob ended in the first movie, we would actually remember the show with love.
*Stop saying the true beauty is the one in the inside, attractive people don’t need a personality, that’s just something ugly people invented to compensate what they lack in the outside.
*If this show has been flopping recently, is because Xxdenmexx ran out of good roasts, since he hasnt had any drama recently.
*People that are really in love don’t need talking, doing gestures is enough.
*Not all european people are the best shit ever, we have things like Victoria, Jess, etc.
*Doing "gay" things is ok, saying "No Homo" just makes it gayer.
*Autumn looks lesbian smh.
*James is probably one of the most loved characters in CC, yet he rarely appears, and when he appears, he just says emoticons :(.
*Some people think Xxdenmexx’s worst coach is The Hotstepper, others think is Jess, and others think is Mary, but let’s be honest, we all love Jathan :3.
*If Alex and Will dated, I’m pretty sure Spencer would be alone, and Chris would date his spear (?).
*Nobody cares about Lapis.
*"running away" from someone is as dumb as this ass show I’m running.
*most nice people get corrupted.
*Stereotyping is bad.
*Neither gay couples nor lesbian couples are worse than the other, they’re both equally superior to straight couples.
*Coronavirus can kill us all, stop making jokes about it.
*No, just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he will like you, straights are not the only ones who have standards.
*Scrapping your very first coach personalities is disrespectful in all ways. *looks at IiCyberFoox*
*Yaoi is overrated *pulls out shield* I’m not scared.
*Don’t be ashamed of being gay, be ashamed of liking any JD game over JD4.
*That grammar error Rubén had was pretty stupid and not funny. S h i t l e s s.
*Xxdenmexx can’t stop fanboying over Alex simply because Alex is shirtle- I think I already said that...
*It’s ok to cringe at your past self, it demostrates you improved.
*All of ATJD and IiCyberFoox’s coaches are forgotten, because they don’t play, they only introduce more and more.
*Claiming all the JD1 coaches left is everything but cool, so, Danderedev, leave CC until you actually want to play.
*Calling someone 11-year-old like if it was an insult is immature af.
*Party Rock Anthem is the best song of the 2010s, not Uptown Funk.
*Depression is everything but cool, stop trying to act like if you’re depressed, because of people like you, actually depressed people are not taken seriously.
*Did you know people only remember Alvis because he’s a furry?
*Donny is a horse name.
*...I ran out of facts :'v, um... JD2018 IS SH*T.
*Us humans are the real virus, and COVID-19 is the cure.
*People only got Unlimited in JD2018 for the already added songs and Dancing Queen.
*People can dislike the video because they don't like the song, it doesn't have to obligatory be because they're jealous.
*We all agree Kids Mode and Dance Lab are mistakes.
*She didn’t reject you because she prefers drugaddicts with no future, she rejected you because she doesn’t like you, stop being such a cry baby.
*Byleth in Smash is as unnecessary as Dance Lab.
*Not liking some type of music is not xenophobia, get over it.
*If you don't like Disturbia, you deserve to be castrated.
*Don’t be ashamed of being gay, you should be ashamed of liking JD2018.
*Mary suffers a stroke.
*If you think JD2018 has a good songlist, then all your other opinions go completely unvalid.
*People only hate JD2015 because of Tetris and they also only hate JD2016 because of Balkan Blast Remix, period.
*If you banned death from your characters, then you’re taking off the fun in CC, wait-
*Xxdenmexx can’t complain about Lapis spamming characters from series we don’t care about, if he spams songs only he listens to.
*If GTAH can ship an ordinary guy with an egyptian queen, then Xxdenmexx can ship Jennifer with Lance, wait-
*Nobody plays Just Dance just to stop after 1 song, so wtf with Just Dance Now?
*Posting anti-racism things on social media does nothing, you’re supposed to go out and murder racist motherfuckers, that’s how you end racism. This also applies to homophobia.
*If you complain about a single trivia point, and constantly try to make fun of it by saying things like "Now I’m gonna murder children because dEeP aNd mAtUrE bAcKsToRy", then let me tell you you’re the immature bitch, not us.
*About everyone preferring Rilri over ???... there’s a difference between a mean person, and a person that just tells everyone’s facts on their faces.
*An ass gimmick won’t make a coach interesting, a good personality will tho.
*A study I made reveals it’s impossible to hate James because of his personality, Jennifer is just salty she’s corrupt af, but James isn’t.
*Your jokes were already cringy, trying to include roasts on them because nobody likes them makes you even more cringy.
*We can’t consider OneEmoticon a furry, he’s too nice and smart to be one.
*If Chris didn’t exist, Diana and Lucy wouldn’t exist either, and Alex would be dating Zack.
*Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello’s relationship is exactly like Chris, just there to advertise something else. Shawmila advertises Señorita, Chris advertises Alex.
*Mason has the rainbow inside, he’s just too stupid to tell.
*Ban This User... more like ban AiA please, he takes off the fun from the & Games board.
*You trying to "shut heterophobics up" just makes you look ridiculous, don’t try to act victim, Reginald.
*When a couple is too cute, they stop being cute and become annoying instead.
*Unnamed Buff Guy is just the improved version of Terrell smh.
*If Xxdenmexx ever introduces a straight couple, said coaches would appear once per 6 threads, or get scrapped a week after *coughs at Richard and Nicole*.
*At this point Connor practically harasses Xxdenmexx considering how he often bullies him whenever he can, but the staff does nothing because they're biased towards him .-.
*Remove the Desert Head Girls from Alexandrie Alexandra and nothing happens, really they are practically background dancers.
*Lady Gaga could make a song about straight sex and it would still be an LGBT+ icon.
*Everyone in here has said the name "Dalton" so much that Dalton is not a badass name anymore.
*Xxdenmexx saw Isaac unbuttoning his shirt, of course he got excited and went to watch the full gameplay- *gets shot*.
*This is CC, not Wattpad, the rude boy dating a shy girl stereotype doesn’t work in here.
*Any country with "democratic" on its name basically implies that there aren’t human rights in there.
*Literally everything Abel has said is aging like fine milk, because he was only like "uGh i WaNt tO aPpEaR xXdEnMeXx hAs mE fOrGoTtEn".
*Crying doesn’t make you "less man", let them express their emotions omfg.
*People say "we have to teach girls in how to dress right, because boys are gonna sexualize them", and why don’t we teach boys to respect girls’ clothing choices instead?
*No straight guy is loyal, you just didn’t investigate enough.
*This series is forgotten af and most previous episodes aged like fine milk.
==Facts with Mary==
Facts with Mary (Stylized as FACTS WITH MARY), is a rip-off of Facts with Becky, which consists of the exactly opposite, Mary saying dumb and nonsense quotes.
==Trivia==
*Both Facts with Becky and Facts with Mary are mentioned in the Rules of Nature. “Becky’s facts are always right.” and “Mary’s facts are always wrong.”
 
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