Aol Ispnoalk

Aol Ispnoalk are a parasitic alien race encountered by the Pines Twins at the Dinkies Factory in Chaos, Terror & Vanilla Creme.
Fierce, opportunistic and utterly unrepentant, Aol Ispnoalk are borne from a central, cognitive that controls and commands an army of simpler, less cognitive creatures, that only grow less cognitive as they reproduce. They were stowaways on the UFO that formed Crash Site Omega, and quickly spent time attempting to infest and assimilate the world around them. 
In their own words, the creatures attempted to assimilate Plastic containers, horses, giant lizards, elephants, members of the Royal Family, beavers and steam engines. Their lifespan - appearing to be eternal - made all of these vessels impractical. Dinkies snack cakes, to their own calculations, are the only things capable of lasting so long.
To keep themselves concealed, they would assimilate any who encountered them - including Dipper's historic counterpart, his sister and Uncle - who continued to live in the community unaware. Their strange behaviour and many disappearing staff eventually led to the factory's closure and relocation to New York, Florida. 
The Dinkies provided all they needed, but caused them to suffer due to a lack of flexibility, particularly for the Queen Dinkie, which was unstable at best and a sloppy, half baked mess the rest of the time. As a result, the creatures equally had to assimilate the local population of eyebats to give themselves the sense of sight. 
When the Queen Dinkie was destroyed, Ispnoalk moved into the central eyebat of the Eyeball Hill Ocular Experimentation Laboratory. After a short chase, some bungee cords and a well-aimed axe, it was eaten by the Island Head Beast and is presumed dead. 
The younger, simpler creatures - no longer having a leader or instructions - retreated back to their home underneath the Dinkies factory, living out their lives like the tiny, golden-yellow confectionary maggots that they are.
Category:Monsters
Category:Enemies