Welcome to Canada

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"Welcome to Canada" is a song sung by the Canadian border guard, voiced by Doug Rockwell, in The Loud House hour-long episode "Schooled!" This was sung to introduce Lincoln to what life is like in Canada.
==Lyrics==
: Welcome to Canada
: It's a treat this time of year
: So go on, mount your moose for your commute
: That's how we get around 'round here
: Try the ketchup chips. Just costs a loonie! Don't resist.
: The Chinook winds are very
: Very extraordinary-nary
: So if you love
: Mounties, gravy, bags of milk
: A minus 50 morning chill
: We've got it, boys
: So come and seize the day
: Go and break the ice
: And make a life north of the USA
: Welcome to Canada
: You're in Canada
: The hottest day is ten below
: Your snot will freeze, don't blow your nose
: In Canada (Canada)
: You're in Canada
: Come try the best poutine around
: Watch hockey pucks grow from the ground
: We've got the most maple syrup per capita
: Welcome to Canada
: Skate up to Saskatchewan
: You'll never see the sun
: The beavers and the lumberjacks
: Both look the same to everyone
: I think we've got a baseball team
: But no one really knows
: It's impossible to tell
: Under the 20 feet of snow
: The 30 feet of snow
: The 40 feet, the 50 feet
: Oh no, oh no, oh no
: Welcome home
: To Canada
: It's Canada!
: It's C-A-N-A-D-A
: Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
: Yay!
== Trivia ==
* According to Ari Castleton, he was originally going to put Daggett and Norbert from The Angry Beavers in place of the beavers during "Welcome to Canada." However, Nickelodeon requested him not to use the characters, and instead had them replaced with normal beavers.
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