"The Calm Part 4"

"Astra, Gregor, and Ashe run in to a familiar face, and learn a bit more than they wanted to! Meanwhile Markus and Thog talk Alaran!" - The Calm Part 4.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
== Quotes ==
* Thog: You just... Did you just fucking--- Did you extend your hand, ask for a bonus, and then actually get one? Did that just fucking happen?
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* Markus: I have heart-burn suddenly, you know.
* Ashe: Markus, we're sending you because you're one of our best negotiators, second only to Thog. And then, even then, sometimes not second to Thog.
* Markus: Thank you, Ashe. You are getting way better at kissing ass, good job.
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* Markus: So... Alarani, huh? Fun times, you looking forward to this as much as I am?
* Thog: Nope. Not at all. Like, I'm---
* Markus: Oh, I was being sarcastic, Thog.
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* Markus: Anybody wanna help us rustle up some Alarani?
* GM: At the mention of 'rustle', she and she, they both raise their hands, and then it starts with Alarani, and they look away like, quickly busying themselves with like, shit in the brush.
* Markus: Yep, should have seen that coming.
* Thog: Markus, thank you.
* Markus: What for?
* Thog: Thank you for actually coming along.
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* Markus: If only there was a gallant mage to offer her some sort of shadow parasol...
* Ballast McGee: Yes, if only there was a gallant mage to back up in a time of need.
* Markus: Oh my fuck! God damn it. God damn it, Jay, god damn it.
Category: The Calm episodes