˙ ͜ʟ˙ (Gorngle)

˙ ͜ʟ˙ is an ancient phrase meant to bring good luck to the speaker, only recently re-discovered by our very own Bath.
==Powers and Abilities==
Though it is unknown as to how the Gorngle was forged, the powers it bestows to the speaker are well known and documented. 
The user has been shown to turn into urine more and more with each and every use of this phrase. The furthest along in this piss transformation is Bath, partly due to them being the first to discover it and partly because they were already turning into pee.
The effect of the Gorngle is multiplied by the amount contained within a single message, speeding up the time until complete urine-ness is complete.
In some cases the stretching of limbs can occur, causing the recipient to look like a "stick figure" with grotesquely thin appendages. This strange occurrence also causes the afflicted to release excessive amounts of dopamine, keeping them calm and happy throughout this haunting transformation. Though they seemed to be drugged from the dopamine, they are able to maintain some shadow of their former selves and can mimic their old voices, if only briefly.
==Variations==
Many changes on the phrase have been made as of late, due to Gorngle Scientists discovering what could be the Rosetta Stone of Gornglology. 
Visual Representation	Effect
˙ ͜ʟ˙ 	The classic, piss changing ability.
= ͜ʟ= 	A sleepier Gorngle, perhaps meant to help those ailed with sleeping troubles and nightmares. Nothing has been confirmed as all test subjects still haven't woken up yet.
👁️ ͜ʟ 👁️ 	Prehaps the most scariest Gorngle having the ability to mind control if he stares at you.
◉ ͜ʟ◉ 	A crazier Gorngle, this boi will make it seem like you are on cocaine test subjects have done some... questionable things when in a room with this boi.
.ʟ͜ . 	Sniff Snorf you are about to be punched by a gornth. Oh also he has the best smell ever and will rip off your nose.
🐆 ͜ʟ🐆 	A Gorngle that awooo woof woof boof growl, causing the subject to grr arf arf yip woof. The most astounding fact about this Gorngle is that it begins affecting the user almost immediately.
☯ ͜ʟ ☯ 	Perfectly balanced, as all Gorngles ought.
:¬) 	A laying-down Gorngle that bids you join it on the bed... consensually.
死 ͜ʟ死 	それらを手に入れた
͜˙˙ 	I hate him and everybody else hates him there is no point in even making this one.
. ͡¬ . 	This gorngle may be a Guiness World Record holder on head standing, or simply Australian...
== Popular Usage ==
Gorngle and Gorngle-esque artistry can be found in the works of Roald Dahl and Shel Silverstein as well as illustrations from our very own Barrold.
== Employment ==
It was revealed through the release of a very cute game that Gornglr was employed at Wilmot's Wearhouse, where he stacks and sells boxes of...things. He is pretty happy at his job but it definitely violates a few OSHA codes here and there.
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