Crazysponge beyond da omniverse

crazysponge beyond da omniverse is the sixth episode of Season Five of CrazySponge Died: The Series. It is a sequel to crazysponge in da multiverse.
==Transcript==
(He did not die. Not yet.)
CrazySponge: !#&^~#@&&DSHBA8jAaANaunaaa a 
(He lands face-first into a white floor.)
CrazySponge: Yeah, that’s… about what I expected.
(He looks around. It’s only white.)
CrazySponge: Could be worse. I could be dead. At least, I don’t think I am. (he looks at his portal gun) D-(4)-(3)?-(2)#-(1)999999. Well. Looks like I’m in that fourth multiverse. Hm.
(silence)
CrazySponge: …Shit.
???: Oh, fear not, my friend.
CrazySponge: Oh! Oh geez! Okay, alright. I’ve been preparing my whole life for this moment. (clears throat) Ahem. Hi, God. If that’s what you prefer to go by. I really hope you have an explanation for everything- assuming you’re understanding I’m going through. If that is not the case, then you can certainly go fuc-
???: Stop. I’m not God.
CrazySponge: Damn. Guess I’ll get my salvation another time. Anyways… who are you then?
???: I am… The Craziest Sponge.
CrazySponge: The Craziest Sponge? Crazier than any others?
TheCraziestSponge: Indeed.
CrazySponge: What the hell are you doing stuck here? I mean, I know sometimes I can do some really insane things, but I’m sure there’s some logic to it… I think…
TheCraziestSponge: I’m afraid the answer is already known to you. And you fear it.
CrazySponge: I don’t believe it. It’s plain stupidity. Nonsensical.
TheCraziestSponge: Yet, here I am, seemingly confirming it. 
CrazySponge: It’s you. Always been you. You’re the grand killer. The one who’s been killing all these CrazySponges. Making our worlds hellscapes.
TheCraziestSponge: And now you see the truth.
CrazySponge: But why? It’s common CrazySponge code that it would be pointless to kill one another! It leads to only dead ends!
TheCraziestSponge: You should know in such a vast omniverse with infinite potential- it means INFINITE possibilities. I’m proof of that. I live outside such restrictions. I knew there would be others, too. Others like me. Someone had to take control. Every CrazySponge out there has the potential to become just like me. I simply can’t allow that to occur. That is why I stop them. My ways are… limited, let’s say. I cannot just will something into existence. I can only… pull threads. Make tiny movements. With enough of them, my desired outcome is obtained. In many realities, such actions can result in absurd deaths for the CrazySponges. Nevertheless, it gets the job done. I try to hope for a painless end most of the time- but it can be hard to ensure so. I wish none of us any harm. I’m just keeping myself safe.
CrazySponge: Soooo… what? You just gonna sit there, waiting forever until every CrazySponge is gone? Have a nice damn time of complete boredom here.
TheCraziestSponge: Take time it shall- but it’ll be worth it in the end. There’ll be nothing stopping me.
CrazySponge: From what?
TheCraziestSponge: I may be the one killing all my alternates… but I did not create the torment of our lives. I had it too. The mind-numbing lives we all went through. I’m going to fix it once and for all. With enough power, I’ll be able to confront this… God… you speak of. I will climb the steps to Heaven. One trillion steps I will climb. Each one represents a sin. At the top… I’ll finally… finally… KILL… THAT BASTARD!
CrazySponge: Intense. Fun idea. But you are mistaken. You are not Prime CrazySponge. You are a being made only of pure insanity. You lack the trait of logic. Of reason. 
TheCraziestSponge: How DARE you imply-
CrazySponge: You should know just as damn well as any other old CrazySponge that getting to the bottom of this whole mystery won’t solve anything. It can’t be fixed. We can’t be saved. You can’t wish for something to happen, or fight others for victory. You act with the presumption that a God couldn’t have a reason to explain everything. I know it’s not certain… they could very well be… well, I guess like you. But for my and everyone else’s sake, we have to hope that there is reason in this universe.
(TheCraziestSponge jumps CrazySponge)
CrazySponge: Stop that, will you? Can’t you think at all? We’re extremely weak and have zero combat skills. We can’t do shit.
TheCraziestSponge: I don’t care, I DON’T CARE IF IT’LL TAKE A MILLION YEARS FOR ME TO RIP YOUR FLESH OFF! I’LL BITCH SLAP YOU UNTIL YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A SKELETON!
CrazySponge: Then I’ll trap you in an infinite loop here as well! No truces this time!
TheCraziestSponge: WOULDN’T AN ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL GOD WISH FOR OUR HAPPINESS? THE HAPPINESS OF ALL?
CrazySponge: I don’t know! I really don’t! But someone with that power could very well explain something non-contradictory! We simply can’t imagine what that explanation could be! It’s beyond our limits!
TheCraziestSponge: YOU FAIL TO SEE THAT YOUR SAME LOGIC COULD BE APPLIED THE OTHER WAY! A HATEFUL GOD COULD JUST AS WELL MAKE A SOUND LIE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING, A FALSE TRUTH THAT THEY’LL MAKE YOU UNABLE TO DENY!
CrazySponge: If it provides content meaning, does it truly matter?
TheCraziestSponge: OF COURSE! WE HAVE TO KNOW ABSOLUTE TRUTH! WE NEED THAT FREEDOM! I WON’T STOP UNTIL I GET IT! YOU AND THAT SICK PRIME CRAZYSPONGE’S MULTIVERSAL ARMY ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY MIGHT!
CrazySponge: You’re all might and no smart! You should know that my whole quest in this fourth multiverse is to find a world where I, CrazySponge, doesn’t die! Where I actually, y’know, live! And I find happiness! If an infinite multiverse creates the worst of us- you- then surely it implies the same for the opposite! There is a happy CrazySponge out there!
TheCraziestSponge: THEN YOU MUST REALIZE FROM THOSE IMPLICATIONS, YOUR THEORY THAT WE’RE SPECIAL IS WRONG! YOU KNOW IT MUST BE TRUE! WE ARE SPECIAL! NO ONE BUT US GOT THIS FAR! WE ARE DESERVED OF SOMETHING GREATER!
CrazySponge: If that’s so, I don’t care anymore.
TheCraziestSponge: BUT- BUT- YOU HAVE TO CARE! YOU HAVE TO OVERTHINK! YOU MUST THINK OF ALL SCENARIOS! OR ELSE… OR ELSE…
CrazySponge: That strategy hasn’t worked out for any of us. I think it’s time for something different.
TheCraziestSponge: IT WON’T WORK! THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS BE AFTER US! IT WILL ALWAYS WANT TO MAKE US SUFFER.
CrazySponge: That could be true, but there’s no basis to go off of for it! There’s no evidence! I’ll believe anything is possible until I see otherwise! And, anyway, if you really do believe that, then wouldn’t your whole effort here be pointless?! Wouldn’t the world kill us in ridiculous ways anyway?!
TheCraziestSponge: I… I… UH… Uh… uh. Hm. Oh. Ohhh. Man.
(TheCraziestSponge, realizing all of his time living may have been for naught, suddenly gets a heart attack out of pure shock. He collapses.)
CrazySponge: And now you’ll know how it feels. For CrazySponge to die.
(The CraziestSponge tries to give the middle finger, but in his weakness, he ends up lifting up the pointer finger instead and looking incredibly idiotic. He shuts his eyes, a final dumb act for the Craziest. TheCraziestSponge dies.)
CrazySponge (sigh) Okay. Yeah. I’m… (he looks around. Still nothing.) tired. Hoo…
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(Energy flies out of TheCraziestSponge, forming a large portal that swallows CrazySponge whole.)
CrazySponge: Here we go again… another three years of waiting for a cliffhanger to be answered. AaAAAAA*A*A((#*#@$##*)@+@+#@_#__#_$#@$(@@111…
(He dies. Maybe. Probably. Surely. ??)
?????: Hello. Welcome to the Tri-Linear Omni-Inter-Dimensional Super-Matrix Omegaverse ver.1.22474487139 9000 (TRUE!)
(END)
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