Humor2

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* See also Finks_experiments 
* and Rejected_Heavy_Hitters 
* and Many Humorous Splicers
* and Excelsior
* and Art_Deco_Era_Slang
* and Strange_Splicer_Visions
* and Humorous_Corrected_InfiniteBS_Timeline
* and WillTheRealElizabethPleaseStandUp
* and Giant_Parakeet_in_a_Gimp_Suit
* and Scenes_You_Wanted_To_See
add Twisted Humor in long page splitup
 
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== See also : Humor Page 1 ==
== See also : Humor Page 3 ==
== See also : Finks Experiments ==
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Paris was ALWAYS a pretty Twisted Place. Watch out Elizabeth, You might get more than you dreamed of, going there ...
Intimidating The Untermenschen was a primary function of Columbia's 'Police'. Even the German Nazis tried to hide their brutality from their General Public. ( Seriously, WHY THE HELL would a cop have this thing in the 'White People' section of the Columbia ?????????????????????????????????? )
(( What's 'funny' is : How inept and shallow in understanding the game's writers were. Or just plain NOT-CARING/Lazy/Deluded. ))
Various modern memes can be employed in the new Player Created Assets as long as they aren't TOO close a copy ( Submissions WOULD be thoroughly vetted for copyright violations )
{Titlex|Beware of What happens in the Cheerie Sunlight ...}}
{Titlex|Andrew Carnegies Flying City Mascot had Laser beams and Afterburners|}}
Seriously, who came up with that pathetic looking Giant Parakeet/Pigeon in a poorly-made Gimp Suit ???
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Joke in Columbia - Flush Twice, Its a long way to Fink's Brewery ...
That Cheap 'Beer' Fink 'peddled' to the low-end market ...
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They shoulda known that tampering with Genetic Engineering would lead to strangeness.
Weird things began to happen in Rapture. ( Jack might be seen riding around on one of these ... in some Splicer's Nightmare maybe ... )
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It is amusing to ridicule fantasy pretending to be science fiction being used for a rather poor AAA computer game (a weird faulty story and semi-fancy terrain doesn't make up for sub-par combat system in a Shooter game).
The whole 'Tears' thing also was barely used for player interactions ( They chopped/abandoned anything interesting after the 2nd game rewrite of Infinite BS ), and made most into static/contrived things between the 'battle arena' content filler.
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With Infinite Universes, and Tears now connecting between them, Very Bad things started happening in so many of those Infinite universes ...
BAD things happen when the Metaverse starts being strewn/littered with Tears. With Fink's minions using Tears to supply Columbia, unfortunate occurrences simply increased in frequency exponentially.
Moving cities apparently weren't an original idea ...
The Game kinda might have been a bit different ( Players motivation ? ) if it were "Bring us the Dumpy Middle Aged Woman and wipe away your debt !!!" 
(( Also, Imagine YOU Playing the AGED Comstock, and the Evil Villain being the Booker ... " Wait!! *puff* *puff* ... Wait Elizabeth ... *pufff* *puff* ... Stop running ahead so fast ... " ))
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Floor gives way and he falls 30 feet ... no problem.
But In many of the Alternate Universes :
1) Booker breaks his back in the fall and flops around for a while ( *THE END* )
2) The big metal floor plate falls and squashes Elizabeth ( Well the 'deal' never said 'the Girl' needed to be alive ... )
3) Elizabeth, in fright, throws a heavy book on Ancient Peruvian Textile Patterns and brains Booker -- resulting in his immediate death from a caved-in skull. ( She then searches for her book on Anatomical Dissection ).
4) That stupid external PERILOUSLY WINDY staircase which Booker runs up - He is blown off, and plunges either 200 feet or 12000 feet to his death.
5) Elizabeth is standing there in 'pancake makeup' alongside a human corpse dressed as a large rabbit coated with plaster ( She was just adding a smiley face on it in watercolors ) .... "Welcome Little Moth !!!"
6) That golden Floor DOESN'T Collapse, and Booker looks through yet another creepy Peepshow Window and decides "He's Had Enough", and decides to leave Columbia, and so goes to steal one of those freaky flying things, and sell it somewhere for MORE than enough money to 'Pay his Debts'.
7) In a creepy voice Elizabeth says "Is It Someone New ??" ...
8) Booker : "MOM !! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE ?!?" ( a further Twist, and source of progressive genetic degredation ... )
WE could have a quite 'fun' (MMORPG) Contests with imaginative scenes like these - Remade for a mini-vignette where you get/work-through all the 'FAILZ' quick endings when you do the wrong thing/option ( just pick a left/right turn is sufficient - No difficulty once you know the option path ). The fun point is TO FIND/SEE ALL THE DIFFERENT AMUSING EVENT VARIATIONS ( and the amusing/incredibly stupid possibilities ).
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Rescue in The Tower, and Songbird Is After Them :
Elizabeth : " They've been watching me !! Why ? Why did they put me in here ? What Am I ??? "
Booker : " You're a genetically warped French Poodle that escaped from a place called Rapture. "
Elizabeth : "Oh ! No wonder I wanted to go to Paris ..."
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It is pretty obvious that the bird/cage thing was SUPPOSED to be more in the Infinite BS game ( Some kind of "Player Choice" like you had (Sortof) in the previous BioShock games ). Probably, like so many things, Levine f*cked up what they had planned and we only get SAD remnants of what might have been in a MUCH BETTER game.
'BRICKS OR CLOWN - Which will the Player Choose ?????
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You never quite know what you find on the other side of a 'Tear'. In an Infinite number of parallel universes Fink's minions doing so spelled DOOM for not just Columbia.
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Audio Diary ( to honor L Frank Baum and his imaginations ) :
Dorothy, Fort Frolic 1960 : "Is this thing On ?? ... Oh what a strange place this is. Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas any more. That strange light and suddenly we're Here ..."
Toto : *Woof*
Dorothy : "Toto, Those strange people are coming closer. I really don't like the look of them ..."
Toto : *Woof*
Dorothy : "Oh my, what are they doing ... Please, No ! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Toto : (running) Yip yip yip ... *Crunch* *Sklonnnnk!!* ... *Silence*
Unknown : "eh, heh, heh ...." *Click*
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Biggles
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A bit more realistic than that 'pinky' stupidity ( Seriously, what baby EVER holds their hand like that ).
And a bit more gruesome ( but highly likely in far more dimensions ).
== Remember : Infinite Universes ... ==
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Woody Allen in Rapture : 
What would he say about it ( Please no crude "underage Little Sister jokes" )
: "Spiders the Size of Buicks ?   Have you SEEN those Spider Splicers ?"  *Audience Guffaws* "Unfortunately my Shrink is 4000 miles away, and On the Surface.   Abandonment issues ? ... Gives me something to talk about with Dr Lamb, who unfortunately is starting to talk like Hitler, but Shrinks are hard to come by down here in Rapture, So ..."
: *Laughter*
: "I once tried ADAM" *Audience Chuckles*, "I broke out in Hives and was constipated for a week. Not too bad overall ..."
: *Audience Laughs*"
: "Needles ? I don't like needles. When they make Plasmids you can smear on a bagel, let me know ..."
: "Have you heard that these Vita-Chamber things have conquered Death ?  THAT'S GREAT !!  And illnesses ?  But now WHAT will my family talk about over meals ??? ...
: *Applause*".
Artists_in_Rapture
Of course Woody would have had to come thru one of Infinite's Pixie Dust Rabbitholes ( Tears ) because he was successful up on The Surface, and really didn't need to run away from anything.  "Captive audience" wasn't a joke in Rapture, and even as inventive as Allen was, coming up with New Jokes to keep a comedy act alive in such a small venue would have strained even his abilities.
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CatWentThruTear.jpg|Alluding to the vapid storyline they fed you in Infinite BS
SureIsSoft.jpg|Compared to What ???
Sack.jpg|The Luteces were NOT particularly specific about HOW Booker should "Bring Them The Girl" ...
Letsnowtalkseriouslyaboutconstipation.jpg|Quality of life was a big concern in Rapture
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MergingInconveniences.jpg|Infinite BS might have been more interesting to be more about this.
Upengine.jpg|Controls for one of the 'Duke & Dimwit' Puppets - Imagine what Columbia's Control Room looks like ...
Funtime_Is_Over.jpg|When Exactly Was 'Funtime' ??
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GAME_OVER.jpg|Daddy needs to clean the brains out of his drill
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Mikky.jpg|Seriously, it couldn't possibly look any stupider than the original
Booker_catch.jpg|Really HOW HARD could it have been to include THIS happening ????
WorseThanPigeons.jpg|This was becoming Intolerable
AnotherCatActInRapture2.jpg|"Too Many F@$%$%#@# Cat Acts" - Sander Cohen
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Quantum Fun :
What happens when Floatyshit(tm) isn't quite balanced in its floating ?? Objects/mechanisms ( employing REAL Quantum Levitation ) can, if not exactly designed, and with magnetic fields not precisely controlled, suddenly flip over and even start spinning at odd off plane angles (( Hmm Columbia as one HUGE Merry-Go-Round -- SEE IMAGINATION !!!! )).
NOW THAT would have been something amusing to see happen to Columbia, as the 'Elizabeth' Factor was removed ( as she leaves through a Tear ) - Resulting in destabilization of the whole place ( Likewise some 'VOX' attack on Columbia's Control Room, or whatever machinery supposedly keeps Columbia stable ).
SCENE :
: Comstock : "Now I will lay out my cleverly fiendish plan before killing you Mr Dewitt."
: Booker : "WHAT DOES THIS SWITCH DO ??"
: Comstock : "THAT CONTROLS THE SYSTEM WHICH KEEPS THE CITY FROM IMPLODING AND CRUMPLING UP LIKE A BALL OF TIN FOIL" ( aluminium "tin foil" first mass produced 1910 ) . . . DON'T TOUCH THAT !!!
: Booker : *Click* "OOPS ..."
: Comstock : "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!"
: *BAAA-WHOOOM* * CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE *
: Booker : " SHIIIIITTTT !!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
: Comstock : " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
: Lobotimized Elizabeth : "Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp ........ !!!!"
: *Luteces Add another mark to their Tally Board*
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Place 'PukeBoxes' All Over Columbia :
MMORPG REDO of Infinite BS - They are required due to the constant airsickness of the inhabitants ( You also see lotsa Serfs/Untermenschen constantly puttering around cleaning up puddles of vomit ). 
Other things there should be :
* Barf Bags for swaying/bobbing buildings
* Dramamine ( for motion sickness - Fink stole it through a Tear for himself )
* Sunglasses, Sunscreen and Lip-balm ( Sunlight at 15000 feet - chapped lips at cold altitude )
* Wool Mittens ( it is cold that high ALWAYS )
Looting these (if you really must) might be 'interesting' ...
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Penn and Teller go to Rapture ( Why not, if they went to Babylon 5 ??? ) :
Maybe better as an idea for Columbia which HAS Time Travel ( Illusions so realistic, they would be BURNT as Sorcerers. )
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 No !!! NOT Tractor-Punk !!!! 
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Humor : Flybot - Mini-Game - theme song -- Sinatra's "Fly Me to the Goon" 
Possibly may get past copyright issues by making it 'satire' and changing tune sufficiently, playing a fragment, etc ...
Otherwise just mention the name ... ( and beg off with some excuse like a Splicer ate the last known copy ).
Artist who answers to the name of 'Whaako' or 'Krapoa' ( He changed his name week to week ) who ... Wrapped the Kashmir Restaurant building in a huge sheet of white Bioluminescent fabric he named 'Shroud' or 'Infinite Shroud-o-lopolooza ( Sofia Lamb would probably have loved this kind of 'stuff' - maybe she played 'cards' with him also ... )
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Humor - Questions -- Do you Really Want these Answered ?  : 
LS - Where are the Little Girls rooms   ( Note- didn't see any in the LS Possession episode in BS2 )
What exactly do you do to those Little Mutant Sisters you 'Harvest' ( and choking down a dead Sea Slug can't be pretty, either ).
How exactly did Sander Cohen get those corpses to stay in those life-like poses while the plaster was setting ??
"Big Daddy Restrooms" ....  ???  More  "Ewwwwwwww ..."
What OTHER things Sander Cohen used Plaster For ...
Sinclair's Sewage Recycling Plant - Fortunately, there is no Smell Interface for computers (yet) - though we can still have NPCs and Avatars react appropriately.  Original plan was to have Paupers Drop include the City Dump to be picked over by the locals.  Sinclair is the logical one to decide that it was a business opportunity to invest in.   Fact you didn't know - There is far more ADAM to be recovered THERE than all the dead corpses moldering in the streets after the %27civil_war%27/Anarchist Rebellion -- Though how to recover it .... DO You Seriously Really Wish to Know ?????
What happened to all the Dogs in Rapture  ( Hint - They were good with Ketchup and Soy Sauce - Don't shake your head, when YOU are hungry enough, you will see ).
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{Titlex|Alternate Game End For BS1}}
Amazing Fan Artists ( Imagination - which a Game Should Have ) 
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Couldn't Elizabeth just step into the next Dimension over, where Songbird instead had materialize on THIS side of the glass ? Then a fun scene of romping through the first level of Rapture with Splicers being chased by that Giant Parakeet in a Gimp Suit ... (( I never have figured out where the other dimension's Elizabeth IS, when she does this Tear 'dimension-changey' thing so many times - NEITHER, APPARENTLY, DID THE GAME WRITERS )).
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If Johnny Topside returned to Rapture would he now come on Delta Airlines ??
Heh.
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LOLSlugs ... Sounds Like a Contest. 'Caption This' ...
It may soon be made obvious that Slugs are ALOT less expressive than Cats. 
Some imaginative invertebrate drawings ( Banana Slugs and such )
: Sluggo : "Hey Chauncey, Have you seen my little girl ?" 
: Mango : "Don't Worry, Fontaine will find another gig for you ..."
Whatever ...
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Finger Licking Gud ? :
The food supply situation got so bad in Columbia during the siege that they had to eat Songbird ( That was after the Bountiful Trashcans had long been exhausted ). (( Comstock never called himself 'The Colonel", did he ??? ))
There was a misunderstanding by Booker : Those "Trashcans" were actually 'manna' baskets ( provided by the Prophet ) which any citizen could dip into at their need ...
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If You Fart in The Woods Does it Make A Smell ? :
The teenage 'dare' stunt of 'lighting farts' - what THAT might have mutated into in Rapture using 'ADAM' ...
I smell another MMORPG Asset contest ... LIGHTSHOW !!!!
Suchong was intrigued, and had an Idea for another Plasmid ...
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Lego BioShock Movie ... Noooooooooos !!!!! 
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Three Stooges in Rapture - My Fan Fiction :
Three Blind Mice ( also their theme song ) : The Stooges Join Atlas's Army and Chaos Ensues :
: "Hey Moe, Why is that guy on fire ??"
: "See that!! He ain't a guy no more, lookit him burn !!!"
: "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk ... *BONK* !!!"
: "Why I'll Lobotomize yah !!!" "Spread out !!! We gotta find that EVE or Atlas is gonna skin us."
: "Hey That's My ADAM !!!"
: "Give - IT - TO - ME ..."
: "OK here you go ..." *CRUNCH* *SLAM* *SMACK* *WHAM* *CONK*
: ... *Tweet* *Tweet* *Tweet* ...
: LA-LA la la-LA-LA ... La La-la-la-la la .. la ... la ... la Laaaaaah.
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Hitler had The 3 Stoogies on his Personal Death List because of a 'short' they did ridiculing him in a movie they made(fact). So even AFTER WW2 was over, various Nazis were still cleaning up some "loose strings", prompting the Stoogies flight to sanctuary in Andrew Ryan's Undersea Rapture.
:Curly, Get over here!!!
:Hey Moe, Up Yours !! 
:Why Ah'll Lobotomize yah !!
:Please Moe, Don't...
:Hold Still.
:*Crunch* *Slurrrp*
:Ngah Ngah Ngaaaaaaaaaaahhh .... uuuweh ....
:That's Better.
:Your turn now fuzz brain...
:I don't wanna
:I'll "Wanna" you ... 
:*Conk*
:Like Ma always said : "Lobotomize em before they Lobotomize you"
:Now Moe, this ain't gonna hoit a bit ...
:*Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet*
:Aint nobody's Stooge no more 
Fin
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And then the Splicers Started Getting into the Plumbing ...
{Titlex| "Rapture Reborn MMORPG - Innovative, strange and amusing. Will be Game Of The Year with certainty." -- Wall Street Journal}}
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Things in Rapture We DON'T Need To See ( But Might ) :
* The normal process to get the collected ADAM out of a Little Sisters ( wherever this happens ... somewhere where those air vents all lead ). Actually that could be a rather long way to crawl and maybe they just sleep in them ( where even Spider Splicers wont fit ) and the Big Daddies escort them back to their 'home' for 'processing' ( must've been some conditioning for that we didn't see ). Someone suggested those vents lead back to Arcadia ( assuming its the only place fresh air comes from ) which could mean miles of crawling - not very likely.
* Sinclair telling Delta on seeing one of those dead cats - "Those things are good eatin Chief ... A little Jalapeno sauce and ..."
* The "Kickettes" ( "2 Weeks Only" -- where were they going to go ?? ) still at it in the Fleet Hall ( all grody Splicers now ).
* The Beef-E factory ( like a sausage factory, you REALLY don't want to know what goes in that place's back door ... )
* Spider Splicers being eaten by Song Bird ( with 'Tears' who knows ?? )
* Sander Cohen doing 'Rap'.
* Cannibal Splicers eating ( Lil' Sisters swilling blood was sufficiently unsavory )...
* Reality TV comes to Rapture ( truly would be 'the end'.. ).
* Sofia Lamb's strangling kittens as a hobby ( an old 'villain showing how EVIL they are' joke )
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Also, there ( in BaS) was the one-of "bondings" where the LS bribed a BD with ADAM ( never reported because of Dr Suchong's alleged immediate death ??? ... So it doesn't count. ) Probably that method was NOT practical to systematically implement : Requiring a nearly dead Big Daddy, and an LS being coached : 
 "Go on , give the poor Big Daddy some of your red stuff, that's right cough some up ... Good Girl !!! Don't be afraid... Look, he's happy now. Ack !!! Red Light! Red Light Take Warning !!! Where is that @%^&* Electro-Bolt When you need it ... Arrrrrgggghhhh !!!!" ... 
So Suchong is working THEN ( before the Kashmir Incident ? ) with THAT kind of BD unit ? But WEREN'T THOSE supposed to be created AFTER Suchong was portrayed as *dead* in Buried at Sea (and more vaguely in BS2) ??? 
The whole thing didn't seem intentional - Suchong saying to lackey at warehouse : "Yes, bring up the damaged Maintenance Cyborg, place it in my clinic office ... Yes that right ... WHAT ? Forklift won't fit up stairs ? Delivery charges supposed to be included in Deal ... *Slams Phone Down* ... Fricken Japanese be less trouble ..." 
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Experiments :
In Rapture there were all kinds of odd projects, like the one trying to 'train' Brain-Boosted cats ( using a variant Kitty version ) to Sort Mail and File Paperwork.   Needless to say, cats being cats, these furry clerks would not be always a reliable mechanism to be employed for this. But they would 'Work Cheap'...
One of Those Strange Experiments in Old Rapture ... :
Many Farms were reporting vermin problems, and one of the 'bright boys' thought up a possible solution.
With some tinkerings and experiments he wired a cat into one of the construction machine type remote control work units.
The first experiments showed good progress - the remote system was adapted and the cat was able to control a Flybot unit, but it kept getting distracted or decided to do some napping. So more cats were imported to find some that had the right temperament. More experiments were done, but in the end the cats proved much too uncooperative. In the end, the 'bright boy' wound up in the pet cat import business.
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 Another Scenes We Should Have Seen : 
You hear Elizabeth ask Booker (in Rapture) - "Why does this Elevator smell like urine ?"
Special elevator camera's were later added for this reason in Rapture, and heavy fines imposed on Perps.
And Elizabeth was supposed to be SO 'savvy' in Rapture, even though she only got there weeks before ( Seriously, drop Ken Levine into a 1840 London Slum, and see HIM adapt instantly to a place as foreign as Rapture would have been to the 1912 Attic-Denizen Elizabeth ).
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 "Murky Waters" - A Popular Jazz Group in Rapture :
Original music ( their creating original music of that style ) by a few gifted MMORPG Players would go a long way.
So "Musical Score and Arrangement" as yet another Game Asset and Asset Type, and set of Template. 
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Stormy Waters :
A mid-50's singing group with lyrics Ryan had Sander_Cohen specially ghost write to remind people of how dangerous being out on the sea was. It was an attempt to subtlety insert ideas to work against the desire to 'leave' Rapture. ( "300 miles to the nearest land and that a deserted freezing wilderness." ... actually lyrics in one of their Songs ).
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Reminds me of the Infinite BS 'Peppermill gun' ( used by the goofy 'Motorized Patriots' ) that supposedly has a handle on its end (for one hand) and a crank in its middle (worked by the other). Booker is supposed to be able to use it ( not some machine mount that might possibly support the huge heavy gun ). 
Definitely the product of someone who has NO CONCEPT of how real guns work or had ever held large tools in their hands themselves.
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Little Sisters sure did love those tasty Pituitary Glands. The sound of crunching of auditory canal bone was only the start of their quick extractions of that bit they relished so much.
"This Angel is still moving Mr B, ... Hit it again !!!"
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Farm Wars :
In a galaxy not so far-far away : Food was Life, and Rapture's remaining population needed food to live. The Farms which grew food were continually fought over. The Insideous Lamb wanted all ...
The Millenium (brand) Wheelbarrow ( it could do the garden run in less than 3 bushels of parsnips )
'Hookies' brand Freight Hooks ( guaranteed non-magnetic and non-slip cat-fur handle )
"Help Us Julie Langford, You are Our Only Hope" ... ( recording found in a Flybot )
Light Chainsaws were not just for cutting Zombie's heads off -- The Lumber Industry use needs Force...
Harvester attachments for Flybots - some manufactured by the Droidic Agricultural Implement Company ( Mr Droidic was a mechanical genius and even got an award for innovation at one of Rapture's Technical Fairs ... )
"The True Force is with the Free" - Andrew Ryan ( Ryan had NO breathing problems )
Yes, Stupid derivative Star Wars references, but let me know when (if) you can do better ....
Darth Farmhand is really Little Sally's real father... ( didn't see THAT one comin, did you ?? )
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Road to Rapture :
Hope and Crosby's next 'Road picture' (1949), which got a sudden name change. (( This an MMORPG story ))
Having the name 'Rapture' bandied about via a popular movie might have been problematic ...
 "I think we made a wrong turn at Zanzibar ..." 
Strange Drill marks on the Studio Executive's door, and a fish head in his bed ???
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A somewhat Freudian statement probably seen as a display in part of the Hephaestus power center Tour.
The huge monstrocity you saw in Hephaestus was more show than a proper system. Rapture's power would come from far more smaller (less impressive) units than that preposterous 'Core' thing.
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Slang, and not Just American :
Slang for Picking a Lock is "Embarrassing the Chutney" - mentioned by the insane Elizabeth in the MMORPG (she rattles off stuff like that continuously since she is socially malformed, and is in a mode of constantly regurgitating "stuff she learned from books" ( much to Booker DeWitt PI's annoyance ). 
The Two Lutece Prats in Rapture uttered crap like this, but they were mugged and robbed and killed and eaten by feral children in Sofia Lamb's Paupers Drop. 
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Kinetoscope - "Mighty Songbird Patrols the Skies!" *FIXED* : 
We should have seen :
What the Hell is that ??? Is that a child it has in its claws ? 
Satan's Demon has come for us !!!! RUNNNNNNnnnnnn..... !!!!
I never did trust that Comstock. This has all been the Devils work ! 
The Apocalypse Is HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRE....... *Throws self overside and plummets to death* 
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"Jean Banks" was a Infamous Dancer in Early Rapture :
Who mysteriously died after some strange dealings with Sander Cohen ( drug overdose was the official cause ). The ADAM Modification device probably was NOT named after him.
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Punchline From Joke Heard In a Rapture Nightclub - "... And then you have to give the Whale an enema" *rimshot* ...
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MMORPG does NOT stand for "Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Pony Game" 
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Mystery :
But What Happened to Schrodinger's Dog ?
Too big for the Box ? The Cat/Splicers ate it/disposed of it ( LOLCat joke ) ?
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"Rapture Reborn : An MMORPG so compelling that it will ruin thousands of people's lives" - Rolling Stone Magazine.
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Strange Audio Diary :
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! .... The Cat Splicer has torn off my leg ... If you are listening to this this, you also are ... Oh No .... DOOOOMED !!! ....... Roowwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr *Crunch* ........"
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Mighta Been :
Just Imagine What Columbia Coulda Done With *Quantumz Toilets* !!!!!
Or not. (( MMORPG remake could have alot of fun with THIS idea... ))
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Humor :  Dead cat in Point Prometheus Optimized Eugenics was called "Jean"  ...
'Jean' == Gene ...
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Amusing Vignettes :
* Splicer Crap Game (with real crap)
* Yet Another Weird Sight : Cats Wearing Masks : pix Perhaps just a Splicer 'joke', OR evidence of something much more serious. "Dr Frisky" might be mentioned.
* Cliche - "Splicers Around Table Playing Poker" ( in place of one of those unlikely BS2 Church of the Family pictures ).
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Strange Splicer Tale #431 :
"I don't think Howard Hughes ever flew the Spruce Goose (Hercules) to Rapture, do you ??"
Another one of those strange tales Splicers tell ... ( "Jars of Urine" all over the place - Yeah THAT'S the reason ... OMG OMG, THAT explains that !!! ) 
Note : Conspiracy Theories do help while away the years after all 'the goodies' are gone ( THAT !@#$%^&* FONTAINE !!!! ).
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War Of The Worlds ( That HG Wells Story, 1897 ) Was Caused By 'Tears' ? :
Seems those Martians ( or "The Followers of Marty" as they call themselves ) they heard a rather obscene insult against their favorite pop singing star and instantly declared a War of Annihilation against the perpetrators, which they happen to have identified as on Earth (via a Tear).
SO, All kinds of Repercussions for the affect of these artificial interdimensional instabilities might have many Worlds ( and in many dimensions ) rather angry -- when they figure out who's causing it.
Big Foot ? You can add your own story to explain that stuff ...
The Lutece Particles themselves cause some of the worst effects in other dimensions ( and Columbia was loaded with them ). Consider also : Almost at once the technology was available to the US Government and all the other countries ( after all, their spies WOULD have crawled all over Columbia during the Exposition and stolen every thing there ). 
( If Suchong could recreate a 'Tear' machine just by looking at Fink's running the Lutece's device, what could HUNDREDS of other far greater geniuses, and FAR more resources, then lead to ??? ) So then everything in the future which Columbia would face changed anyway -- so very drastically and completely.
Columbia itself and Comstock would have been destroyed - Particularly with the sloppy Lutece's weird 'quantum' machinery was spewing dangerous Tears everywhere, so they ( in so many "dimensions" ) were hunted down and obliterated by flying Dreadnoughts with technology far superior to the backward 'Columbia'. THAT all happened just a few years after Comstock went 'rogue'. Teddy Roosevelt himself shot 'Songbird' with his 'Hyper-Rifle', but declared it no challenge, and hesitated to even have the stuffed carcass put in the Smithsonian.
The Columbia Story, you see in the game, is just a 'Psychic Circus Presentation' viewed by toddlers in the Earth's future as an entertainment and potty training aid.
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Cutting Commentaries Can Be Amusing :
Cloddumbia - a satirical farce play story by Sander Cohen, involving a magical floating city and a creepy religious cult ( Allegories for the problems of the parasite-infested Surface World - Made to earn brownie points with Ryan ... ) The zany antics of an odd fellow named 'Becomestuck', and his Dancing Parrot, made it a perennial favorite production.
'Cutting' is not a word you want to suggest to OUR Sander Cohen ... No Sir .
THE PLASTER HAS RUN OUT !!!
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There is a Rumor :
That in a BaS1 plot 'storyboard', Booker was shown holding up a Rubber Chicken and called it "Demitasse".
This may be a reference to the Brouhaha that some Game Forum people (years ago) got up to WHEN on seeing some PRE-BS2 trailers ( on the InterwebZ a while before the game came out ). They began to wildly speculate, and blew up a mere "Demitasse" sign seen in the trailer into some new Arch Villain for the coming BS2 game ( I assume they thought it was like the FONTAINE signs seen around Rapture in BS1 ).
I think somebody just made that rubber chicken 'storyboard' up as a joke at that 'fan derp squads' expense. 
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Alternate Universes : O M G, Elizabeth is her OWN Mother !!!! :
The plotline gets kinda really creepy with this revelation ...
Use that chalkboard growth progression diagram WITH a disturbing added step.
Surprise !!! Booker/Comstock are not HER father ( It was that guy who was gonna be 'stoned' with the baseball #77 ... )
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The "Epstein the Swami" machines will be back in the MMORPG ( maybe as a secret agent mission giving device - "Good Morning Mr Phelps ..." )
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UFO Incident for Rapture :
A report of a mysterious object found at a remote location at great depth... ( Not part of a Surface Disinformation Project )
Turns out to be some lost Macy's Thanksgiving Day Float,  or some missing Adverstising submarine of Sander Cohen's ( which would tow glowing advertisements outside around buildings ) .
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 "The Farside" CONSTANTS :  There is ALWAYS a Cow, a Duck, and a Squid ... 
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Snake on a Bathysphere ...  :
Must've escaped from the Zoo or was someones exotic pet.  Probably a very lucky reptile because them snakes is good eatin - tastes like chicken...  ( after 10 years of fish and bathtub grown algae, just about anything else might seem tasty ).
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Dark They Were & Golden-Eyed ( from a Ray Bradbury short story ) ... Better not be about more Cats again.
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MMORPG Bloopers Reel :
All kinds of wacko things can be produced with the MMORPGs Tools, things which are not supposed to be in the Game World, but can be placed to the side for Player viewing and (hopefully) amusement. ( Parodies, Scenes you would want to see, Bizaare little vignettes, etc ... )
* Wouldn't you like to see a recreation of Sander Cohen's Quadtych self-congradulation scene - him coming down the stairs at Fort Frolic as his confetti-loaded fireworks go off, and HIM tripping and bouncing down the stairs (head over heels) and the some appropriate punchline  -- OR a sickening crunch as he lands and breaks his neck and then silence and the words "Few artists are appreciated during their lifetime" being shown (or somesuch)
* The scene where Jack swings the golf club at Ryan way too low ...
* Delta breaking through the Glass into the Isolation Room as Sofia is Smothering Eleanor ....
Or The end scene where Delta gets his hands around Sofia neck and does a Sally Pop on her.
* Fontaine doing a 'Heckle and Jeckle' imitation (google it), and then Cagney and Groucho Marx on an Audio Diary ( give Players Creators a chance to show off their mimic abilities )
* "Would You Kindly - sweep up the room and then clean the windows."  (Ryan suddenly has an idea...)
* A Big Daddy doing "Puttin on the Ritz" like in Young Frankenstein
* Spider Spicer playin the Banjo (Southern Comfort scene)
* Dead Men Tell No Tales - Rapture as a ride at Disneyland...  ( The disembodied voice says "No Kings, No Gods, Only Man" before you plunge down into the water ... )
The potential is endless.
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Apollo landing on the Moon -- Face Palm by Ryan saying "Damn, I should have built Rapture there ...."
See Also Rapture_on_The_Moon
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The Iconic Diving Helmet on guy wearing Gorilla suit :
- Inspired by some 'Ghost/Dream/Memory' escaping  Rapture to the Surface??
Google image "Robot Monster 1953"
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"WHO IS FATASS ?"   -  The Slimdown Tonic,  advertisement poster
A 'takeoff' of that "Who is Atlas" poster ...
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Sherlock Holmes in Columbia - "It is elementary my dear Watson, I'm insane and appropriately in a Lunatic Asylum."
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"I saw my first cat while going through the game again today ... though it was on a cutting board in Sander Cohen's kitchen..."
There are somethings that are 'better off' left un-mentioned, un-commented upon. (or not).
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Lost Opportunities ( are Legion in BaS ) : 
BaS Spider Splicers could have used those Meat-Hook things for that new pointless Pneumo-Line thing ( it has got a chain drive ) ??  Seeing THEM leap down onto Booker the way Booker did to opponents in Columbia ...  Moving target is a bit harder to hit than when the crawled along ceiling/walls ( though maybe its not as creepy looking ).
Might have been amusing to see Elizabeth screaming like 'Fay Wray' as they descended upon her.
Seeing Samurai from Tears visiting the Camera Shop at Fontaine's ...
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That Oops Moment :
Booker and Elizabeth make it to Paris, them skipping along, and THEN they seen the Germans parading up the Champs Elysees, and NEXT you see them Two running away VERY FAST ( And someone shouting "HALTEN !!! HALTEN SIE !!!" ) ...
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MOORPG :
A Cow version of Rapture is NOT impossible ( just getting someone do do enough of it - a massively expanded 'Secret Cow Level' ... )
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MMOPaM - Massively Multiplayer Online Pop-A-Mole
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Fallen, Fallen is Babylon !!! ( This not funny enough for the FillIn Funnies ) :
:It's falling, it's crashing !
:Watch it, watch it !
"Get out of the way !
:Get this, Charlie !
:Oh, the Humanity...
 KJV; "And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird." 
Sounds more like it is talking about Infinite BS's Columbia, doesn't it ?
Historical Note - Babylon, destroyed by barbarians ( who always hover on the edge of civilization ) lay desolate for 1000 years before rising again ... Those old Mesopotamian cities, made largely of mud brick, when laid waste ( and everyone killed or taken away as slaves ) by a rival city, would be all but gone in a space of 50 years time ( and leaving little structure for archaeologists to find ). 
The "Staff" "Staff" Material : Plaster, Burlap Cloth + Fibers and Wood Lathing. , which Exposition buildings were made of, would be far less lasting as ruined Babylon.
Yes, A bit too much for your usual game Player ... "GIMME MORE THINGS TO SHOOOT, U F#$%^ING TARDS !!!!!!
(( a Lesson that should have been there for Infinite BS's - Have *MORE* better game mechanics, and *LESS* attempting to appear clever with some Contorted Asinine Plot(tm) ))
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Prime Time Tonight :
Getting The Thinker to 'guest host' the "Rapture Tonight" TV talk show really didn't work. The "AI" thing was largely a scam, though it did do a reasonable job mimicking a voice ( Remember Though : That AGAIN you (the Player) have an ADAM-Addled brain, and probably would hear your Cornflakes talk to you in the morning at breakfast ).
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Where Do You Wear a Bikini in Rapture ? :
Strange Image - Sander Cohen... ( I won't say any more ... )
Bikini Atoll nuclear tests 1946 ... ( the origin of the name via a French clothing designer )
About which the News from The Surface would NOT be lost on Ryan ( and the people yet to come to Rapture )
There later, no doubt, would be some 'designers' in Rapture who thought they could do 'fashion'. ( of course 'New' fashion and 'Good' fashion are two different things ). When the contact with the Surface were severed by 1952, then the supply of 'good' from up there also largely stopped. (( Newspapers/magazines still being smuggled, still at significant expense, but they could be passed hand-to-hand for quite a long time. ))
There must've been some artificial Beach with artificial seawater and a strong artificial Sun (and some sand). If someone was clever (hint - Sinclair) they could get some (relatively) big space ( not the Stadium as THAT would have constant use for sports/other things ) and have as its gimmick some constantly changeable (periodic) popular settings ( one likely being a Beach simulation ). "Carnival" ( one node on my Rapture city map ) might be a venue with many available facilities to complement such a 'seasonal' attraction.
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"ADAM - Freshly Squeezed from Granny's Lifeless Remains !!!" :
Hmm, thinking about the onerousness of this 'Gathering' activity, that flavor additives MIGHT have been instilled into the Little Sisters extraction device ( What would happen when they actually had to taste the body fluids for real when the supplies of those additives ran out ??? Well we saw lots of 'sodapop' and 'taterchips' laying about so I guess something might be arranged. )
"Ooooh, Mr Bubbles, this one tastes like Bubblegum."
"Cotton Candy, Cotton Candy, I love my Cotton Candy ... "
"Strange, this Angel tastes like Ketchup !!!"
"I sooooo luv a Nice Chianti !!!"
"Simon Says : Pop The Angel's Eyeball !!! Ewwwwwwww!!! Ha ha ha haaaah ..."
"Daaa-deee, I don't feel good... Take me home."
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Coulrophobia - The fear of Clowns :
Will be a term tossed around like "QUANTUM" was for Infinite BS for CLOWN MODE COLUMBIA - with LONG explanations about the psychological factors and the relevance to American Society and how evils it all was.
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Mimes (USUALLY We just say say "no" To Clown Splicers, but 'Mimes' not so bad ...)
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 "Dimwit" - First Recorded Use Of That Word Was In 1922 :
Would they use this for a popular entertainment thingee where simplistic long time recognition by the patrons would be logical ? A new word stolen from "the future" doesn't work for ordinary folk for quite a long time ( and probably unused until the time Comstock 'stole' Columbia, and he could start this whole weird culture ).
"Feeblewit" might be just as good, no ?
'Birdbrain' ? Nah, that might seen as a criticism to Songbird and by extension to the Founders ( a crime punishable by 'hard labor' on one of those prison barges ... )
Duke & Dolt ?? ("dolt" first known use 1553)
"Duke" ? The original American founders didn't cotton to Aristocrats ( Prince/Duke/Queen/King were names Americans gave to their dogs ). But then, hardly anything in KENNY_L's Columbia reflects any real America.
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We Coulda Had a Giant Flying Cat!!!
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Sander Cohen's Plaster Plasmid ( or Is It a Tonic or Combination ) ? :
Gives you that white pasty look, perfect for simulating Silent-Film type makeup, and makes you talk and gesture in an accentuated manner, and sometime behave in a somewhat accelerated way.
Perhaps it was an advantage to his minions ? Waterproof ? More comfortable in the dank cold environment ( they seem to live in the walls alot - maybe chew on plaster bits for fun ... ).
How would it have been invented or obtained by Sander Cohen ? -- Was it a product of some of his Plasmid/Tonic 'cocktail' experiments??
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Yet another of the 'Never Quite Popular' Plasmids :
*Loosen Bowels* - NEW from Amalgamated ADAM ( AKA 'The Brown Note' )
Dangerous Thug after YOU ? Don't Worry ! Hit the Parasite with *Loosen Bowels*, and 86 the Bum by sending him in a desperate rush for the nearest Little Boys Room !!!
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Trans-orbital Lobotomy Kits in Circus of Value Machine :
Used in the of the stupidest scenes in BaS ...
:: Orbitoclast $100 ...
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Fuddisms - "Wyan's Wapture... Shhhh. Be Vewee Vewee quiet, I'm huntin Pawasites ... "
Elmer Fudd is enlisted in New Rapture's War on Sofia Lamb's Minions ( and other generic "Pawasites" ... )
Lamb might be dead/gone, but now she is elevated to being a god (by some), and its even Harder to fight this Stupidity.
Elmer Fudd became a much feared adversary to Splicers out there in The Ruins.
Unfortunatly, Sander Cohen was NOT known as 'bugsy'... ( Though he may have seen one too many Bugs Bunny cartoons while imbibing copious amounts of Absinthe. )
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"Yes, Why Not ?" (Another of Cohen's Theater Titles ??) :
Sander Cohen gets ahold of a Handyman, and does the Dance scene from Young Frankenstein.
Even better : Lets Infinitize/DLC this and make Cohen a universal genius like Lutece/Fink/Suchong/Elizabeth, and have him MAKE his own Handyman lackey ( big plaster covered goon with an interesting way he goes through those Securis doors ). It would take care of all those bothersome tasks which get in the way of creative inspiration - like mixing plaster, seizing and fastening explosives to ingrates, fetching Cappuccinos, doing the daily rollcall of the Plasterettes, Feeding the Bunnies, etc ... If we "Go Crazy" (another good Theatrical title ...), Sander Cohen could become a interdimensional god like Elizabeth ( "Wouldn't that be Fun"(title).. - At least as a dream sequence for the MMORPG.
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Lets Rap about Rapture !!! :
:"There be this Ryan who wasn't a Hawaiian,
:Coulda been a Lion but surrenda monkey'd out an dyin'd. 
:Just hafta be mo' Mayan if yo wanna be like my bro' Brian
:So's you getz to Zion, I aint not here bein lyin'. "
*** Actually makes a bit more sense that what you usually hear Splicers Sayin ... ( b'fo they be slayin' )
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Oops, Look Before You Leap ... :
The Luteces made the mistake of stepping thru a Tear into the Cat Dimension, and before they knew it THEY were in a closed box with a poison capsule, made part of a Brilliant Feline's "Thought Experiment" ...
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Rapture Version of Monopoly (or CandyLand) ... Don't copy that existing one, make up own ... :
Sorry, you can't play it in-game, it is a Copyright infringement. ( Perhaps a Splicer Delusion with them seen playing it vaguely and talking about it).
* If you Pass the Lighthouse collect $R200.
* Go to Persephone. Don't Pass the Lighthouse, Don't collect $R200.
* Splicer in the Wall !!  Head to the Plasmid Store.
* All the obvious names from the Solo games for the different Properties
* Austen Bathysphere - Pay Fare and Tip $R50
* Little Sister leaves a Teddy, Collect $R129
* Ate Bad Fish for Lunch. Go to Medical Pavilion ( Don't Pass Lighthouse )
* Circus of Values took your Money - Lose $R25
* Take a Ride on the Atlantic Express
* Ack !!! Flying Security Bot after you - Run BACK to nearest Shutdown Unit
* "Get Away From The Big Daddy FREE" card.
* Unstable Teleport Plasmid - Roll Again Free Move
* Parasite Steals your wallet - Lose $R50
* Your Toilet Scrubbing Machine is a Success - Go to The Kashmir Restaurant
* Big Daddy takes a dislike to you. Go to the Eternal Flame Funeral Home.
* Epstein the Swami says "Look Behind You!!", go to the nearest Vita Chamber and lose a Turn.
Perhaps the MMORPG Player finds these odd cards lying about ( a Collect-them-all *Achievement* !!! )
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Elizabeth Takes Booker Through A Tear, But Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong :
Columbia is There Filled with Brain-Eating Zombies, AND ELIZABETH IS ALSO ONE OF THEM !!!!
Can Booker Escape ? Or is Booker Brain Pâté to be 'on the menu' ????
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The Bioshock Movie - Starring Will Smith as Andrew Ryan :
And after that, the Infinite BS Movie with Will Smith as Elizabeth ...
"BioShock, The TV Series" .... "Breaking Rapture" ... "My Favorite Daddy" ...
The Porno parody ... "Lizzy Does Rapture"
BioShock : the Daily Comic Strip, the Coloring Book, the Ride at Disneyland ( after they buy the franchise - so you will see Big Daddies walking down Main Street, and Circus of Value machines selling Churros. )
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A Clockwork Teacup" - a Story of Teenage Rebellion in Columbia. 
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Punk-O-Rama :
Theres : 
* Steam-Punk
* Diesel-Punk
* Atom-Punk
But What about :
* Unicorn Tear Punk ( Infinite BS ? )
* UnicornPhartPunk ?
* MethanePunk ( not perfect, but better than "FartPunk" ) :
Infinite BS was more like "Bullshit-Punk" or "Faux-WeTriedToBeTooClever-Punk ". They pretended and endlessly talked up their 'Quantum' stuff as if it was based on real Science, really just employing the buzzwords just to sound good, and not any real science.
So :
* Genre-Regurgitation-Punk
* MilkTheBrandToCashIn-Punk
(( WE May have more here once we get more info about the next BioShock game ))
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"Bwahahaha" <<<<< Where can this be used in game ? !!! Needed : a Dr Evil styled bad guy ('Boss') -- Who never gets killed - always escapes just out of reach - 'Blofeld' ( and his Cat ) who always filled in the first 5 minutes of those old James Bond movies... "BWAH HA HA HA Huh *cough* *cough* " 
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Little Shop of Rapture (Horrors) :
Langford's experiments with flowers gone bad - Encounter with a carniverous Rose ( ghosts in Apollo Square aren't the only ones who yell "Feeeeed Meeeeee" ... ). It might sing, or not ... Players are warned about drinking before going out on adventures...
Nightmares in Rapture ...
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Rapture Pick-up Lines :
Post-Splicing -- "Nice Tumor"
"Is that a Thompson Machinegun, or are you glad to see me ?" - Female Splicer talking to her gun...( then laughing maniacally ).
 
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Sounds From The Lighthouse :
"If they're so smart, let 'em come up with a Plasmid for cleaning seagull crap offa stonework ..."
"You would think that a 200 foot Lighthouse would not be conducive to secrecy."
"Hey look, some guy named Jack carved his initials into this banister"
"Gettin to go up to The Surface ain't all its cracked up to be, I'm freezing my ass off ..."
"No, no, no.  FIRST you close the door and THEN you hit the descend button ..."
"I just found a message in a bottle ... Who is Ringo ??? "
"Hey Skipper, look A Lighthouse!!  Let's go tell the Professor, maybe he can figure out where the fuck we are ..."
Prophet Elijah - "Oops, wrong Rapture ..."
"You think anyone will want these Ryan statues any more ?"
"Who the hell keeps leavin' Pepbar wrappers and empty beer bottles up here ???"
"Hey Mr Bubbles, that 'sphere ride was fun!   Aaaaah, that bright thing is hurting my eyes, Kill It !!, Kill It !!!!"
"Huh??  Hey!  Where did all those other Lighthouses come from ?!!!  Phewww, really gotta stop drinkin that Absinthe stuff ..."
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Weird Art (Let the Player's Imaginations Be Unleashed !!) :
British Police Phone booth/box ( contemporary with Rapture )  - the lights flash and the thing shimmersBritish Police Phone box - Yes, a Dr WHO Easter Egg ... and out steps Sander Cohen in a Pope-hat (naked) with a long scarf ( or the door opens and a pile of fish guts pours out - the 'tricky to simulate' flow of half-rotted fish refuse will be a good special effect for the game ).
Ah. Sophisticated 'Art' has come to Rapture !!!
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Wait til Booker starts blowing chunks out of people and bloody mayhem starts. Then Elizabeth will be rolling on the ground in fetal position shaking and crying and soon near catatonic. Yes, you can simply be prepared for simple life by 'Book Learnin' as the writers propose. Faux-Believable-Characters ... 
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 A Line From The Movie "Unforgiven" :
 "Kid, None of these games live upto their Hype." 
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The Term 'Jive Turkey' might as well have been created for all the 'hype' about Infinite BS
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Going to Rapture to Get Away from the In-laws ... :
It Happens. ( "Mother-in-law" was the third most common reason for going to Rapture ) (??)
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I Try to Do At Least One Impossible Thing Every Day ... : 
You walk up to the "Epstein the Swami" machine, put in the special token and the recording begins : "Good Morning Mr Phelps..... " "Your mission should you decide to accept it.... "
"This message will self-destruct in five seconds" ( You run very fast and it goes off like a grenade - earning alot of stares from nearby Citizens ... )
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If You Wanna Do Real Stupid Fantasy Then ... :
Infinite universes ?? SO lets have at least one 'micro' universe up Elizabeth's ass, and the one up Comstock's ass ( and Booker's naturally ), AND they are all At War with each other. The E Coli can be the equivalent of the 'rebels'. BioShock : Proctologist !!!! Seriously, that is more logical/interesting than the Infinite BS's game's plot ...
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 "Breaking The Fourth Wall" ( Talking To The Audience ) 
* Elizabeth Thinking - "What IF I'm just a character in some stupid game !!!"
* "Why The Heck Does Songbird look like a Giant Parakeet in A Gimp suit ???"
* Booker : "They didn't say the 'girl' still had to be alive ..." 
* Mime in Paris : "Look at all these weirdos that keep coming to this City ..."
Etc...
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Too Much Information :
* How ADAM is recovered from Little Sisters ...
* Amusing 'explanation' cartoonized video for how to use the Suppository form of Plasmids and Tonics
* Scenes of extreme violence used by various miscreants ( Lamb/Fontaine/etc.. )   Sofia Lamb recreating the famous 'baseball bat' scene from "The Untouchables".   Fontaine doing the cocaine scene from Scarface.  Sander Cohen doing the Uranus Eating his Children from that BBC series with Caligula ...Masterpiece Theater Series : I, Claudius  
* Use of the 'necessary' in Rapture -- an Avatar experience  ( and why you'd rather not use one just used by a Spider Splicer ... )
* Tour of the "Sausage Factory" ( Never recommended to anyone - nor the backrooms of a Chinese restaurant )
* Stanley Poole is back, and he is wearing "just a Pope Hat"
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101 Things to do With a Dead Sea Slug :
* Growing Sea Slugs for fun and profit - McClendon Biological Systems
* Sushi !!!   Sea Slugs ARE a Mollusk...  ( Taste like Chicken ?? )
* 'Its Dead Jim' ... Flush it down the loo.
* Make up a limerick about it.
* Skin it and cure the hide and make boots out of it
* MASK !!
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Gilligan's Island Themed Scenario (mini-story) :
Castaways on a sub wrecked in a deserted X ( something remote ?? ) during %27civil war%27, when not as likely to be missed.
Stupid barnacle jokes - falling off ceiling on the 'Skippers' head
Barnacle Pie ( to emulate the coconut everything )
Kludged together ordinary items  ( rocks, fishheads, jellyfish, and kelp ?? )
etc, ad nausem
Hillarious FUN at 20 Atmospheres!!!!
If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Tonsil would be lost ...  ( Bathysphere mini-sub on a 3 hour tour ... )
Cameo appearance by Sander Cohen, a Sinclair lookalike, Delta, and others
Creative Player Creation effort worth at least ONE Face-Palm in the contests.
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The Least Well-known Splicer Type - The "Baker" Splicer :
Usually found in some abandoned apartment or restaurant preparing biscuits or somesuch. ( Flaming Stove and Oven the hotter the better ).
Leaden Donuts fly out of hands and strike opponents.  Rolling Pins make good blunt instrument weapons.
"Best idea since Spliced Bread" - the original 'Plasmid' for culinary skill - advertised as : Le Cordon Bleu Skill in a Bottle ...    Unfortunately coupled with insanity, the 'recipes' might not be what you would expect.
His Book is titled "To Serve Man" !!!!
Look Out !! Its Got a French Bread !!!!!
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Humor : What if "Would You Kindly" had been . :
"Hey Asshole, Do what I say!!!"
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Postcards From Hell (Columbia) :
United States postcards from 1873-1898 : Only the US Postal Service was authorized to produce postal cards. So the ones of Columbia - from its Good Days ( 1893-1902 ??? before it became a cultist police state hell ) had to be OFFICIAL ONLY. During the Exposition it would be popular, as from other tourist spots, to send a postcard ( probably ones saying "Floating 1000 feet above the Ground" ).
See if Columbia post cards pix can be of use Here :
* Postcard : "World's Fair Hotel. H. H. Holmes Proprietor" ( last thing received from missing person )
* Peking Antique Faire ( Oops, once Comstock running the place, there wouldn't be postcards mailed out any more )
* Father Comstock Blessing Card ( price $25 )
* Suggestion Cards ( in a Columbia Suggestion Box found with the remains of 87 rotting corpses )
* One of those Tourist Photographic Picture postcards with the people inserting their heads into the wood cutout scene of flogging some disobedient serf-types, or standing proudly over 'Vox' corpses they have shot, or at the monthly Fair Lynching.
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Rapture Really started to go to Hell when someone Smuggled in a bunch of Banjos :
That would have been a funny scene to come upon - Splicer playing a banjo - Dueling Splicers ....
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Humor ( Modern 'Comedy' Style ) :
Scene - Wherever Suchong did his work conditioning Jack ...
: Suchong: Break that sweet puppy's neck.
: Little Boy: No... please...
: Suchong: Break that puppy's neck — Would You Kindly...
: Little Boy: No... no...  *sound of violently crunching with splatter*
: Suchong: !! SHIT !!!!.
: Little Boy: Yes Papa Suchong ...............
: Suchong: Ewwwww !!! Stupid filthy boy - What You Do ??? ..... Ohhhhhhh .....
: FIN
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Quantum Particles ??    Please.   Cats figured out String Theory Thousands Of Years Ago. :
Ever since all those Flying Pyramids flew into the Sun, the Floaty Particles have been banned by the Interdimensional Safety Authorities.
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Blame It on the 'Civil War' : 
Sander Cohen's "Plasterpieces" started as covered in sugar and cornflakes, but during Rapture's %27civil war%27 sugar got hard to get, and 'critic' rats nibbled on his art.   His planned Shredded Wheat Heptotheon was abandoned, much to his chagrin.
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VIDEO SLOT MACHINE !!! Fancy machine with stylish rounded edges. Simplistic for game purposes. Still has the 'Arm' to pull ... Video graphics generator on alot of electronics ( why it is so fricken big ).
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Maybe they can still make the Bioshock Movie in Lego-Vision ????????
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An Amusing Parody Video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYUXFLY728   "BioShock Under the Sea Parody"
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Make more use of the word "Pan-Dimensional" 
Make more use of the phrase "Derp-type-logic" 
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Humor (But Not Un-usable) :
* Conversion of a Big Daddy should have included a "Warm Goo Phase"
*  "Sun-beam Gum" was an outgrowth of research done on leak sealants being developed for the City ( plastics injectable into hairline cracks in concrete ).
* Splicer in a Zoot Suit ??? --  1940s - can't be any odder than other things we've seen in Rapture
* One of The Thinker's 'programs' was a simulation where a number of 'Players' move about in a pretend 'World' doing things more exciting than real life, with some semblance of being realistic in the way it was projected before the 'Player'.   One version of that 'program' took place in some cooked-up bizarre flying city nonsense, but was soon abandoned and erased, being too weirdly fantasy driven and confusing.
* Tunaholic - addiction to tasty fish ( versus more tyical non-tasty fish ) is not for Cats only....
* Parents in rest of Rapture ( Post-BS1) to scare their children into being good say : "If you are Bad, 'The Family' will getcha ".
* Strange things found on the Internet - http://azyomecha.deviantart.com/art/BS2-MEOWOOO-278558415
Even stranger -  http://jollyrotten.deviantart.com/art/Ponyshock-361655431 PONYSHOCK fix
* At least Dr Steinman wasn't a Proctologist ....
* Tenenbaum - Big bottle of sedatives for Ex-Little Sisters ...  They supposedly have been returned to normal ?   So they no longer see their pretty delusional Playhouse World --  instead they see the grungy corpse filled mess that Rapture now is, and their families are all dead, and they have to stay with 'The Doctor' - who chain smokes all day and tries to feed them boiled barnacles ...  No, why would they be the least bit upset ?
* No, you're NOT the Batman, so stop saying that ... ( something heard between two Spider Splicers )
* Interesting that so many Splicers in BS2 have Drill Fuel on them ( and its all over in other various places ).   Perhaps it was Fish Oil based and was edible ??   Maybe because it was flammable, they burned it for heat or for light. ( Hmm, a good laxative ?? )
* Booker !!! BOWLING BALLS!!! Catch ...
* In post-fall Rapture, you might want to be wary eating the 'sausages'.
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Time Travel Fun :
Comstock orders the Luteces to open a Tear so he can watch John Wilkes Booth shoot Lincoln, and when they say they can't, he goes into a rage and kills them ( and has Fink dump their bodies into their 'Particle Playdo' machine to dispose of their bodies, resulting in their being spread across the dimensions, allowing them to become major meddlers/troublemakers. ) They got even later with Comstock by constantly putting cat-hair into Comstock's food.
Remember - ALL plots are VALID when you have Infinite Universes ...
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"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT CHAIN !!!" :
"Stop in the Name of The NO LAW !!!!" (( illogical, but as the game writers would have you believe ... ))
( In Columbia they might shout "STOP IN THE NAME OF BIGOTED CULTIST AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM !!!" )
STOP IN THE NAME OF PARIS!!! - heard shouted by, of all people, The Boys Of Silence ... ( The Lobotomy 'moral choice' WAS actually the ONLY escape from that 'Time Travel Loop' Paradox and Stupidity ... )
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Cults Make for Game Fun :
What if The most 'devout' of the Comstock worshiper Cultists were all Veggans - Racist religious fanatics looking down on those who weren't as 'pure' as themselves. "MOTHER GAIA SAVE US !!!" "Heresy will not be tolerated in Columbia !!" - Comstock 
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All Sing Praise of the Wondrous Potato, Given to Us By The Prophet !!! Hallelujah !!! Pass the Butter!!
Sounds like at least one small Splicer group you might find in the MMORPG's Rapture ... ( Sea slime CAN be made edible if you try hard enough ... )
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Duke & Dimwit - "Exposing the Pox" :
3 of these Educational presentations (D&D) I saw - Yet there probably were many more ...
( This in-game (Infinite BS ) mechanism seemed to be rather low on 'production values', so it might've been fairly cheap to (create and) employ for another typical 'Achievement' hunt (filler) thing for the game -- With like 64 of them to find ( but only counting if 'you watched em all the way thru' - With some 'challenging ones' located in hazardous/hidden locations, or ones 22 minutes long ).
At least one should have Duke refer to the Vox as "The Pox of Columbia"
The usual crude humor can be employed - its targeting kids ( "How to use the crapper properly - if you don't, you can die !!!" And "Venereal Disease, Watching out for Encounters with the Lower Classes" "Spitting is for Animals" )
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Rapture's Latest Craze - Single Word Poem :
Minimalist for the art community to pat themselves on the back for ( sometimes accompanied by paintings of a single color ). Probably would work for a few Advertisements ( hard to get to work, as normal people aren't much fooled by crap like this ). Note - these are not titles of artworks, just the 'poem' :
: "FART"
: "RESTITUTION"
: "BLEEM"
: "LEACH"
One advantage is : the Poetry Recital won't take much time. ( "Pottery" Recitals on the other hand ... )
THIS would Probably be a RATHER SHORT Phase of 'Artism' in Rapture.
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X Punk ... :
Didn't they know that ( for Infinite BS ) all you have to do is to "Glue some Gears on" things to make them "tek-no-log-ical" ??? Woulda save em TONS of development money, so they wouldn't have to 'stress out' so much. It wouldn't have looked any worse than so many of the game mechanisms they came up with.
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Pole Dancing Sander Cohen/Sea Slugs :
Costumes (Player Created Assets) - You can be 'made up' like Sander Cohen ( to confuse Splicers), though don't go near Fort Frolic, as Sander "Is Not Quite Dead".
Creepy and Funny at the same time
Actually, if you use the Game Cheats to wander through BS1 walls, you can see a bizarre scene at Jasmine Jolene's death scene backroom location ( at Cupids Arrow Poseidon Plaza ) - Seeing Sander doing a poledance behind the door. (( Hint - sufficient proof that Sander Cohen had something to do with her murder ... ))
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The Vita-Chamber, Restores Vigor AND Spirit - All with the Touch of a Button ! :
Vigor ...
Spirit ...
Chamber ...
Butt ...
Touchy Feeley ...
Quantumz Entanglementism ...
There you go ... MOST of Infinite BS's story came from That One Advertising Sign in Rapture.
A Store (Fontaine's) ... ( and the BaSx DLC too !!! )
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Planet of the Cats :
Super Intelligent ADAM-enhanced Cats took over Rapture in the year 1955, and humans are now slaves or worse hunted for sport.
Yet another one of those movies that got shown late at night on Rapture TV.
Another MMORPG 'misremembered' Ghost Dream ...
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Nightmare on Ryan Street :
In BS2 you walk as the Little Sister into Sofia Lamb's office, and there working at her desk is .. in a wig and glasses ... Ryan !!! ( Good for at least one 'nightmare' Flashback - a fun quest ... ). And his head suddenly turns completely around ( like in "The Exorcist" ), and he says : "Would You Kindly go get Mommy a Fresca...".
Then you wake up. ( In Rapture, the Nightmare never ends. ...... "The Nightmare Owns YOU" )
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An Amusing Comic :
http://jamesdonaldson.deviantart.com/art/Life-as-Big-Daddy-155820410?q=boost%3Apopular%20big%20daddy&qo=3
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The Infamous Grenade Cat :
No animals were hurt during the production of this game.
Unfortunately a Cat carrying explosives isn't a particularly good weapon, when the cat refuses to go where you want him to go ( highly likely/typical ). In the later days, there were few enough Cats to spare, anyway.
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"Quaffable" - Unlikely to be a consumer advertising 'word' used for ADAM product branding.
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Thought For The Day :
"The Germans are a cruel race, Baldrick.  Their Operas are 15 hours long, and They have no word for 'Fluffy'." Quote From the 4th Black Adder series
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Red Glow Sea Slugs vs Green Glow Sea Slugs :
War between the Sea Slugs ? Or Splicers who endorsed one over the other, for their difference in ADAM 'Nose', 'Volatile Acidity', and 'Finish'. Factions rose ( not gallica ) up and violently clashed over their disagreement. Most destroyed each other, but to this day their are still members of those Factions heard arguing in the depths.
Yes, lets blame the fall of Rapture on the Sea Slugs...
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NNORPG - Neural Net Online Role Playing Game ( an actual "Computer Game" ) :
So YOU PLAY "THE THINKER" AND GET TO ADD UP NUMBERS ALL DAY LONG - EXCITING !!!
Clickey-Clickey buttons matching lit lights and you get points for it !!! 'Candy Crush', your days are numbered !!!
"OH NOOOOOOSS, I GOTZ A *ZERO* WHEN I SHOULDA GOTZ A *ONE* -- THIS STUPID GAMEZ IS TOO HARD !!!! "
Hmm, there are OTHER Players, so YOU must be only ONE CPU part of the big computer.
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A Strange Adventure in Splicerland :
Then you notice that they (the Splicers) ALL have YOUR face, OR are they wearing *YOU* masks they whittled-up just to psyche you out ? Phew, it was just a bad dream .... OR IS IT !!!! NO THIS IS THE DREAM AND YOU ARE BACK WITH THOSE WEIRDOS !!! IS THAT A White Rabbit !?!? FEED YOUR HEAD ??? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!! !!! ( Oh Noooooos, Sander Cohen iz after me again !!! I'm Late. I'm Terribly Late For The New Years Party !!!! ) 
(( Thot : Add somewhere the Lewis Carroll 'March Hare' encased in Plaster ... ))
Strange things ARE possible in the MMORPG, when Players can really exercise their Imaginations ( with the idea that ADAM can make you crazy being a good excuse for weird things being seen ).
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Twisted Idea for Bioshock MOD (Concept) :
Level(s) for a Rapture-style Disneyland-like place ( maybe a amusement park inside Rapture ??? -- Built by Splicers AFTER they went insane ... giving it and even more warped look ?? ) Of course all the names are changed 'to protect the guilty' - wouldn't be anything the game company would distribute and only Players could do properly for a laugh. The Client-based test simulator might be able to run a moderately interactive (level) chunk of Assets.
This couldn't be all or Rapture : 
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100305123603/bioshock/images/d/de/Rapture_trailer.jpg
and this looks too large :
http://www.wallpaperhi.com/search-rapture/page_1/latest
'Odd looking 'costumed' Splicers ( a popular/amusing 'mod' mechanism ). 'Main Street' can be have signs saying 'Welcome to Columbia'.
Disneyland was built by 1955 ( fairly quickly, actually ) - a little late for anyone in Rapture to even know what it was - perhaps some BS:I style 'Tear' weirdness is involved as an excuse.
You may learn that Disney lawyers are far more frightening than any Splicer ever was .....
Doable with the 'Mod' release of Bioshock "Rapture Forever" ( far more likely than all this MMORPG idea ).
Who seriously never wanted to go into "Its a Small World" with a shotgun ???? Now THAT would have been interesting 'Journey to the Surface" having an inane endless Theme-Song playing incessantly ( They would have had to add an ability to shoot the wall mounted announcement/music speakers -- and every time you destroyed that source of annoyance you would hear yet another one playing off in the distance ).
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Not Quite Atlantis :
"Cameo Appearance" - As in you are 'tooling around' in your lil' Sub and you come upon a weird sunken 'city' that once looked like it was supposed to float in the sky ( now at the bottom of the sea mere miles from one of Raptures outlying communities ). And on finding it, the Rapture City authorities dig up the information of it having been built by some madman way back at the turn of the century, who never actually got it to fly ( for obvious reasons ) and it barely even floated on the Ocean's surface. It had floated around in the Atlantic for years having declared itself to be a 'Sovereign State' and became home to a crazy bunch of rich people ( and their sycophants ), and more than a few criminals types. Apparently the people there ALL used way too many hallucinogenic drugs. Eventually it sank in a Storm in the North Atlantic near the Denmark Straight, taking all its inhabitants to Davy Jones Locker. Sander Cohen probably would have loved to be King of that place ...
Doesn't have to be the whole of Columbia, just some of the more recognizable assets ( rebuilt by enterprising Players ) - the whole place might even just be all a Flashback by one of the Construction Divers who was suffering from a Hallucination from Nitrogen Narcosis ... City sections connected by roller-coasters is just too tall a tale... In any case, much of it has rotted away after being underwater for more than 50 years, but no doubt there might be interesting things to salvage.
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Proposal (After High Casualty Rate of Little Sisters) - Giant Mosquitoes :
Project didn't really go anywhere, as the bigger they got, the worse they were at flying and eventually just walked around.   After a re-proposal of Giant Bloodsucking Cockroaches, further proposals along these lines were dropped/ignored ( any further persisting persons were fired ).
You still might find some of the products of this (and other odd) research wandering around parts of Rapture ( but maybe not many, as cockroaches may be 'tasty' to insane Splicers ( "A Cockroach A Day Keeps The Blues Away ..." ).
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Andrew Ryan Death Scene :
Inspired by a 'Infinite BS Most Violent Death Vid' :
Ryan with Jack : "You take the club and bend your knees like this, and swing through your body. Now let me position my Head on the Tee down here, and lets see if you can do this right, son ..." 
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Seriously, the Irish with their "Papist" ways, and all the other minorities/inferiors/sinners who would be contaminating the "New Eden" ???
For the "[World]" Columbia was : WHY THE HELL would any of those downtrodden/persecuted people EVER stay in such a place, and NOT have long ago escaped to the World below ???
In reality ( with real American being involved ), the Irish would have IMMEDIATELY slit the throats of Comstock and his cronies, commandeered every flying vehicle ( or driven Columbia into the ground ), and ESCAPED after setting fire to it. No reason is shown for this lack of reality.
I don't think Kennyboy actually has a CLUE about what Americans were (and are) to show such a stupid game setting and make/allow the claims that were made about it.
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Somewhere in Rapture's Ruins :
Museum/exhibition with Pictures of Cats with Funny Captions ( a unique Rapture cultural advancement )  - Exhibit was rejected for Dionysus Park ( which is probably a good thing ) - Sofia Lamb just didn't 'get it', or it didn't fit in with her plans to destroy humanity ( Face it, once your 'Human Nature' is gone, you are no longer Human -- That is if there were all that many people left after she 'collectivized' them into her "Utopians" ).
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Game Within a Game (Satire) :
BizarroShock ??
To demonstrate how versatile this game system is, within the Bioshock MMORPG you could fabricate a sub-game with the Player in a virtual 'bubble' ( Server Simulation partition - which would normally be used for instanced Quest/Missions and be part of the fundamental On-the-fly composing of the Players normal Terrain and Objects around them ).
This sub-game would have its own Game Mechanics where Players get lots of points for doing next to nothing, achievements for just showing up/being online, and various other ego-flattery.  Add meaningless grinds with fancy titles being 'earned', with lots of useless advancements and unlocking of further even more meaningless/challenge-less grinds.
Sadly the above is a description of what many successful games ARE like these days.
In other words you could ( within this game's MMORPG system ) simulate the games that most MMORPGs and Solo games are these days.  I'm sure some equally pointless/meaningless 'moral choices' can be added to give the game some pretended worth.   For bonus points, there could be a simulated 'Store' selling in-game advantages and frippery that various Players can spend real money to obtain. An online forum full of Fanbois and endless game gossip/prattlings can likewise be simulated.  Imagine how great it would be if we could do all of this ...
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Questions We Never Have Answered :
- 'Spider' Splicers - Where are their webs ?? ( Hmm ... nets... nice low-tech ... )
- Drill Oil - Why do so many Splicers have 'Drill Fuel' on them ??? Money and ammo and pep-bars, I can understand. Is it fish liver oil based, and so the food in Rapture lacks fiber ??
- 'Harvest' or 'Save' - Why not a third option of just releasing them as a Little Sister back into their Vent ??
- How exactly did the Little Sisters get those 'little red wagons' ( They delivered Tonics/Plasmids to you in BS2 for Eleanor ) thru the Vents ???
- No Urinals in the 'Gents' ?? Too controversial ?? ( The Game industry just not ready for that ?? Tearing parasitic Sea Slugs out of the stomachs of little girls was fine, but they had to draw the line somewhere (?) ... )
- BS2 a Lil' Sister left standing next to a dead Big Daddy (which you killed). Why do all other unaccompanied Big Daddies walk by and ignore this weeping Lil Sis? ( and she them ? ). Splicers likewise ignore what would be an easy target ??? It might have been more interesting to have them act 'in character' ( "Oh look a Little Sister to take care of, next to an inept clown who FAILED, come hear darlin ..." ), so thus the Player has to be more careful and not just kill Daddies at their convenience and leave a Little Sister alone.
- If 'The Thinker' was so smart, then why couldn't it tell Ryan where Fontaine's Smuggling Hideout was ???
- Wouldn't it have been a REAL 'Moral Choice' if you got NO ADAM for 'Saving' Little Sisters ???? Or was it THAT obvious which choice most 'Gamers' would choose, if it worked that way ???? Result - no real 'cost' for the so-called 'good' choice.
- Sorry, all we have is fried/boiled barnacles, but we do have 'Grey Poupon' mustard to put on it ??
- How do the Little Sisters crawl all that way back to Fontaine Futuristics or Persephone to deliver their load of ADAM ? ( Especially when they seem to be so tired ?? ) Do they have little tricycles stashed in there ? Air flows under considerable force thru those air vents ( in both directions ), so maybe the Lil' Sisters go flying through them like those packages we see hurling through the Pneumo ?? Seeing a Little Sister shoot out of a vent might be a less than rare occurrence, fortunately they heal almost instantly.
- Who (in BS2) bothered to neatly replace station and directory signs pointing to locations renamed during 'the Chaos' when the actual places themselves have kludgy/crudely altered signs ? ( And what is under the 'Paupers Drop' scrawled on all those AE map boards ? "Maintenance Junction 17" won't fit, and would be a strange station name anyway ). Sinclair redeveloped it, so he probably named it, way back when.
- Wouldn't sliding about on icy floors have been a neat effect ?? An Ice skating ADAM-filled Cat would have been 'icing on the cake'. Big Daddy with a snowplow attachment ...
- Fontaine was killed, leaving buildings full of little orphans ( The Little Sister's Orphanages ), and a whole existing lab farm full of Sea Slug infested Little Sisters churning out the ADAM. What need to kidnap more children ( at least up to the time of Ryan's death when they can't fabricate an evil persona for him any further for the plot ) ?? Atlas on the run ( because of the Pheromone Control ), why any need to accelerate the mass production of ADAM when it is a poison that just makes for more unstable/insane citizens ?? ... Lacks logic.
- Why was there no 'dancing' Mini-Game in BioShock, and Why wasn't this corrected in BioShock 2 ?? I'm sure the MMORPG will address this.
- After filling himself with that huge amount of ADAM, shouldn't Atlas have simply exploded ?
- The Thinker - "the machine processes data at the speed of thought." ??? Maybe the 'type' of thought is more important, what with the Thinker's complex circuitry grown from cultures and bio-structure of Sea Slug brains ... It could have been SkyNet all over again.
- What would it have been like to have a Big Daddy Play dead - Keel over still with half its 'Hitpoints' left, and then when you turned your back on it got up and charged into you. Just to happen once would have had you looking warily at every other 'dead' Big Daddy for the rest of the game. ( Maybe not an intentional tactic, but a temporary mechanical issue could justify it ).
- Just who did the maintenance on all the Turrets and Security Cameras, and who keeps restocking/fixing the Flybots we kept running into ? We saw some Splicers playing with them, but none with a toolbox or a repair manual.
- Why isn't every inch of Rapture that we go thru picked clean of any useful items ?? Many Splicers wander about ( and obviously live in many of the areas ). Money just lies on the ground/tables/in containers. Vending Machines are full of goodies of all kinds. Splicers carry money so they likely use it (though what they have is usually less than typical prices in the machines). Food and Booze and Smokes lie about ( and the Splicers we kill carry the same items ). Its been at least 7 years since the economy imploded, and all this manufactured stuff is STILL laying about, unconsumed ??
- Why wasn't the entire City of Rapture build floating in the Ocean ?? ( Then it could keep moving to remain secret - particularly if it could submerge some of the time ). Oops, better not mention that to the Splicers or 'it will give them ideas' ... Actually, some forum-posted idea had alternate plots about Rapture buildings cut loose from Rapture(foundation) which would float to the surface and wander terrorizing the oceans. ( Could be some MMORPG quest dealing with a scenario like this - Ain't Imagination Great ?? )
- Why do some of the niches containing the Vita-Chambers look like they were purposely built into older structures ( like ones dating from 1952 or before -- ie - Paupers Drop ), when the Vita-Chamber was a later development ( more around the time of the the Kashmir Incident - After Suchong was working for Ryan, maybe after Fontaine was eliminated ) ? What else might have been in those niches (they are a bit big for phone booths and in many odd spots).
- We've seen Plaster Splicers - so why not Pudding Splicers ???
- Wouldn't you think that the initial versions of Plasmids would have somewhat friendlier names ( early consumer product names ). Would it really be called "Incinerate" versus 'Lemme give you a light' ( or something less frightening )????
*"Electro-Bolt" -- "Electro-starter" or "Electro-magic'
*"Telekinesis" -- 'Le Remote Hande' ??? They were originally advertised with consumer uses in mind (instead of mayhem). At least until the Splicer Threat made their self-defense uses more-popular/in-demand ... )
*"Insect Swarm" -- "Murder of Bees" .. Ooops, doesn't make sense in at least 2 ways.....
- What was Dionysus Park called before Sofia Lamb built her little subversive art center, and what was it used for previously ? It is at a crossing location of 2 Atlantic Express routes ( more a 'junction' than Maintenance Junction 17 looked ) in the older part of the City, so would have been a logical location for something else of consequence ( which apparently didn't last ). Perhaps it was the site of the Old Concrete Plant used in construction of the City - no longer really needed, fed by a AE line from the 'Quarry' for materials, proximity to the old Masons (builders) Quarter, its lack of large/tall buildings, and current (newer) buildings that look the proper constructed shape for 'art' galleries. Perhaps the Art idea came from the Concrete company's (as a sideline) making alot of those massive Art Deco statues that decorate the outsides of many buildings ( seen at Paupers Drop, Persephone, etc ... )
- What does the world look like from a Big Sisters delusional mal-conditioned viewpoint ?? We saw what Lil Sisters think they see, what all different would it be for a Half-Splicer-out-of-Her-Mind teenage girl ... The MMORPG might explore this - Would it have to be restricted to some area. Again, we saw for Lil' Sisters only within a limited environment that was mimic'd thru Little-Sister-Vision(tm). It would be hard to do that generically for the MMORPG's game World. The Big Sisters don't come to New Rapture that often anyway, so it could be a 'Mission' that the Player experiences with a more convenient 'canned' setting and choreographed situation/events.
- Why no Ninjas ??? Actually Ninja's don't do very well in damp environments. Splashing thru puddles gives them away, and leaks everywhere allows slippery slime to grow, making sneaky movements hazardous. Their throwing stars get all rusty ... Too many Dark places where the inhabitants are adapted to the dark, loses the Ninja most of its advantages. Somewhere someone suggested a 'Ninja Big Daddy', but this isn't supposed to be a "Upside Down Bizarro-Rapture" ( Though that place might be a good addition at some point - kind of the nightmare dreamscape for denizens of Rapture's nightmare world ).
- Where do the fireflies that the Little Sisters have in their lil' red wagons come from ?? Possibly they were part of some ADAM based Bioluminescence research/experiments, and now there are some sections of Rapture infested with millions of the things.
- Dionysus Park is a large complex that Sofia Lamb had modified/rebuilt. Where did she get all the huge amounts of Money to (re)build it, and then operate it 'for Free' ?? Artists rarely make enough money to support themselves, so it must have been various rich 'benefactors' to supplement whatever money Lamb had ( We never heard about how much personal wealth she had ). Perhaps she took advantage of depressed wages for much of the construction work ( like Sinclair ... Oops ). She also had to pay for operating her Free head-shrink clinic, and publishing that Book of hers.
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Next 2K Game - BioShock Ancient - Alexandria, and its Lighthouse, and a Man (Mark Antony)   --  So who needs Elizabeth ? ( After all she doesn't exist any more - right ? )  Comstock 3.0  time travels back to when he really CAN play god ( "Look you apes at my BoomStick !!!" ).   Or Not.    New pretty Egyptian-themed scenery (Pyramids !!) and Mummies for slaughterable (Undead) opponents.    Whatever ...
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Schrödinger's Cat was Used to Test the Vita-Chambers ? :
In one accident in these experiments, the test machine started cloning the Cat ( that's why we see so many that look exactly the same all over Rapture ... )   SO that's a third option to that 'Thought Experiment' - every time you open the box there is ANOTHER live cat that climbs out  ( Well, Schrödinger never really considered all the aspects of such parallel universe stuff ... )
If someone hadn't poured their cup of Coffee into the machinery there might have been countless (infinite) Cats now in Rapture.
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RYAN : Only One Law in Rapture - "NO CLOWNS" :
* Apollo square the corpses of Clowns can be seen hung up as a warning to others...
* So Atlas appeared much like 'Bozo' when he was rabble rousing his mob.  "Ryan the Tyrant has Banned Clowns!!! This CANNOT stand !!!!!"
* Seltzer Water Plasmids became the bane of Rapture !!!  Wrecked the economy, made Rapture the hellhole it is now.
* Ever see 50 clowns emerge from one Bathysphere - It is one of Ryan's childhood nightmares!!!
NOTE - SHOOTING CLOWNS IS FUNNY ...
"Clown-Mode" for the MMORPG ...
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That Fantasyland Bioshock 3 - It could have been Lovecraft meets Tesla,  but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!...
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Humor ?
So some employee delivered one pair of BD boots to the wrong place ( Point Prometheus - Suchongs Audio Diary  rant ) and that defines 'mismanagement' on Ryan's part ??  YOU try running a City in the middle of a %27civil war%27,  pretty much by yourself, with monsters wandering the streets murdering and destroying,  and YOU try to hire decent help when most people are in-hiding at home.   One hopes Suchong didn't treat his fellow employees the way he did Little Sisters  - maybe someday we will find the HR documenting complaints against him.   Perhaps it was actually a fellow employee pushing Suchong's face into the Voice Adjustment machine and that BD Drill  scene ( Artemis Suites BS1 ) was just a coverup ( the poor BDs get blamed for everything ... ).
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Rapture was a place of many strange ideas and no doubt mistakes and accidents :
Humor:  Coulda Had At Least One:
Ghost scene in one of the restrooms - titled  "Bad Clams" ( actually thats a David Letterman Joke for a Top 10 worst Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post pictures list )
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"Cats Sing The Classics" - a Popular Record in Rapture (at one time) :
"Gives Sander Cohen 'a Run For His Money'" - Rapture Tribune
"A Pleasure to listyen to" - Biggles
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By the 1950s America ACTUALLY had DRIVE-THRU Liquor Stores. Something Sinclair MIGHT have done if Bathyspheres were ANYTHING like Automobiles, which they were NOT in Rapture.
Infinite could have had something like this - "Welcome To Fink's - Would You Like Fries With That ?"
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