Transcripts/When Link Shows Up Late

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode When Link Shows Up Late.
MechaLink: Gee, it sure-sure-sure-sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: Mah boi, This peace is what all--
MechaLink: I just woooooooooo-
MechaLink glitches as Gwonam arrives.
Gwonam: Your majesty, there is a fire in my house!
MechaLink: (continues glitching)
Gwonam becomes mad and black with red sky.
Gwonam: ENOUGH! 
Gwonam: I cannot take this anymore! 
Gwonam: Your machine is a piece of shit 
He pushes MechaLink off of the balcony.
Gwonam: and it has absolutely no place here!
Harkinian: Neither does your cooking!
Gwonam: Whaa?!
Harkinian: You left your stove on again.
Ganon plays a dramatic chord on a gramophone which surprises Gwonam.
Pissed off, Gwonam teleports him away with his energy ball.
Harkinian: Remind me never to piss you off.
Gwonam flies away through the window, knocking the glass out of its frame. It shatters on the balcony below.
Harkinian: You're going to pay for that!
Gwonam flies back.
Gwonam: No!
Gwonam flies away again.
Harkinian: Cheap-ass.
MechaLink: Hey! Help me out here! 
Out in space, Ganon materializes above the planet. He freezes. Link is flying nearby in his A-wing.
Link: It sure is boring around here.
Link runs the frozen Ganon over in his A-wing by mistake.
Upon re-entry, he crashes in front of the castle. He enters the castle and shakes soot off of himself.
Link: Hey, everyone! I'm back!
Harkinian: Mah boi, you're late.
Harkinian: I hope you have an explanation!
Link: Yeah! Traffic was backed up from here to Koridai!
MechaLink: Hey! You going to help me or not!?
Link goes out to the balcony to find the source of the voice.
Harkinian: Wait!
Link: What was that-
Harkinian punches Link out of the way.
Link: Oof!
Harkinian: Nothing to see here!
Harkinian: Let's go to Gamelon to aid Duke Onkled.
Just then, Onkled arrives to the scene.
Duke Onkled: Um...
Onkled: Excuse me, your omnipotence?
Harkinian: I've been trying to find an excuse for you, Onkled.
Somehow, MechaLink found its way back into the castle.
MechaLink: Hey! 
Link: Hey! What are you?
Harkinian stares, in complete shock.
MechaLink: I'm you!
Link: Cool! I can join Ganon now!
Ganon: Great!
Link is teleported to Ganon's lair.
Ganon: Your face is the greatest in my lair! 
Ganon remembers the A-wing incident.
Ganon: Wait... 
Ganon: You ran me over with your A-wing. 
Ganon: YOU MUST DIE!
Ganon kills Link with his electricity.
Back in the castle, Harkinian finally finishes his conversation.
Harkinian: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
beat
Gwonam: Here we go again!
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