Tau

== Tau ==
=== Early life ===
Born in the deepest crevice of the Abyss, Tau simply ascended out of the pit and picked up a radio from the town on the edge of the Hellmouth. Receiving a transmission from Venus, Tau goes to investigate the mysterious signal leading him to the Endless Steppes and to the entrance to a foreign structure. Upon researching the structure Tau finds out its the infamous Vault of Glass, which is the domain of Atheon, Times Conflux. Learning of the gear one could obtain from the vault Tau is enlightened about the Vex Mythoclast. After gathering the best gear he could gather he ventures into the vault time and time again trying to find the mythical weapon. 
==== The Downfall ====
After one fateful run of the vault, Tau is fuckin thrown through a vex portal by Atheon himself. Atheon, done with Taus shit, sends him to the Fanboy and Chum Chum timeline. Confused and dazed, Tau stumbles across Kevin's house and decides to shank his bitch ass because he got sent to this hellscape. Still having hope of finding his way back to his timeline and kickin Atheons ass, Tau pursues Fanboy and Chum Chum. After hours of pursuit, Tau finally catches up to the duo and ask them how he can either return to his timeline or obtain the mythical weapon. The duo tells him about the chimp chomp game and how beating the game can result in anything you can wish for. Tau finds the arcade machine and plays the game for hours, days even trying to beat the game.
===== Doomsday =====
After spending 2 weeks in the hellscape of the fanboy and Chum Chum timeline, Tau beats the game. Upon beating the game, the player can say what they wish for, in which Tau picks the mythical weapon. The arcade machine then prints out a small coin that says vex mythoclast on it. Enraged, Tau decides to completely purge the Fanboy and Chum Chum timeline. Tau then opens up a portal to the void and reality begins to be sucked into the portal and Fanboy and Chum Chum stand watching, powerless to stop the purge of their existence. 
====== Trivia ======
* Tau fucks.
* Clan Fist, Tau's clan and fireteam are still searching for him to this day.
* Upon hearing shotguns, Tau is sent into an unstoppable rage.
* Barrier colossus champions are Tau's only weakness.
* Tau is a man of many helmets.
* Tau to this day still hasn't obtained the Vex Mythoclast.