Tv salesman

tv salesman is a melee item in item asylum. It is a CRT television.
== Functionality ==
Activating the item causes the user to shove it forwards. If it impacts a hostile character, it deals 35 damage while playing a cracking-like sound, along with applying severe knockback and ragdoll. Activating tv salesman also causes the user to bubble-chat and play one of these voicelines in a TTS voice: 
*Get your free TVs, get your free freaking TVs.
*Do you want free TVs or not?
tv salesman has approximately a 5.5 second cooldown in between uses. Uniquely, the text for tv salesman's cooldown bar depends on what the TTS and bubble-chat message were said.
== Tips ==
* This item can do serious knockback, which means it’s useful for knocking players off edges.
** Despite this, the item has a smaller hitbox than you think, so get close to enemies to be able to use it.
== Gallery ==
Get your tv buddy.gif|tv salesman being used.
Get tv'd.gif|TV salesman being used on a dummy.
Invisibility debug tv.jpg|The item when used invisibility debug.
TV Salesman Hitbox (Updated).png|tv salesman's hitbox.
=== Origin ===
TV salesman origin.webp|Origin of tv salesman.
=== Miscellaneous ===
Elonmusktv.png.png|Golden tv salesman.
Avril.png|tv salesman during the "serious asylum" update.
Scout stare through scope.jpg|The image on the tv screen during April Fools.
== Audio ==
Sound	Sound
Use 1	
Use 2	
== Trivia ==
* This item bears some resemblance to the first Half-Life 2 beta test level, which is also a meme in the fan community. It appears similar to the TV in the only existing image of the test level, and the player holds it in a similar way to the citizen in it.
* The TTS Voice usage might be a reference to this video.
* The item's name and voicelines are a reference to one of BeezelduD's games called Cool Bossfighting Game, specifically from a boss named Ungodly TV Salesman from the boss selection called BOOMING BUSINESS.
== Changes ==
* Unknown update before v1.7.0
** Cooldown shortened from 7 seconds to 5.5 seconds.
* v1.6.0
** Cooldown shortened from 10 seconds to 7 seconds.
* v1.5.6
**Reverted changes.
* v1.5.5
** Changed model, voicelines pitched up.
** Removed cooldown.
* v1.5.0
** Added tv salesman.
Category:Melee Items
Category:Items
Category:Items that display bubble chat
Category:Inflicts ragdoll
Category:Inflicts knockback
Category:Based on media