Carry underwood is a hobo

DIMENTIO: DON'T LOOK AT IT BECAUSE...
DIMENTIO: WELL THERE'S SOMETHING LIKE...
"Icky Koopa giving birth"
"Carrie getting rule 34'd"
"Iggy Koopa rule 34"
my kount blek article
"Icky Koopa!!!" - DIMENTIO
"NO." - Iggy Koopa
"icky koopa, i hate you!" - COUNT BLEK
"Carrie is better than you!" - the Wikipedia Article that recently crashed
Count Bleck (actual name Blumiere), known as Count Noir ("noir" meaning "black" in French) in the Japanese version, is a character in Super Paper Mario. He is the last member of the 'dark tribe', and was a crazed being bent on using the Dark Prognosticus to destroy all existence, with his minions Nastasia, O'Chunks, Mimi, and Dimentio. He failed in his quest because Tippi (or Lady Timpani) left and was no where to be found.
Several things occurred, but Mario defeated him with his friends. Just as the miserable Count Bleck found Tippi again and requested his own destruction before all existence was destroyed, Nastasia defended him from an attack from Dimentio. Dimentio stored Count Bleck away in another dimension. In the end, however, when Dimentio is defeated, Count Bleck and CARRY UNDERWOOD counter the Chaos Heart with their love on time to save all existence. The two of them disappear, but it is determined that, wherever they are, they are happy.
thumb|that's a picture of carry underwood, you idiot!
thumb|Fleep: i was mistaken for Carrie the pixl. I WAS THE ONE THAT SAW MARIO AND LUIGI GET BRAINWASHED BY DIMENTO SUPER PAPER MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!