Ho Ho Ho No! (ADWSS Episode Transcript)

* [The episode opens up at SpongeBob’s Pineapple. SpongeBob is about to go to bed. He is in his PJ’s and does one yawn before he jumps into bed]
* SpongeBob: Good night Gary. See you tomorrow morning when i find my stocking full!
* Gary: Meow.
* [SpongeBob switches off the lights and SpongeBob falls asleep]
* SpongeBob: Ahhhhh…..
* [A hand reaches and tries to grab SpongeBob but misses. Cut’s to outside where it appears that Plankton is controlling the hand through the window]
* Plankton: DRAT! WORK YOU STUPID BARNACLE! [Plankton is standing on a ladder. He tries to move forward but he falls over with the ladder and crashes to the ground. SpongeBob wakes up]
* SpongeBob: Huh? Who’s there!?
* Plankton: Oooooohh [Plankton is on the floor struggling with getting the ladder off. Cut’s to inside] 
* SpongeBob: Oh no a ghost!!
* [Cut’s to outside]
* Plankton: Ugh i’m sure Santa doesn’t have to do this when he is……..That’s it! Santa Claus will help me!!
* [Bubble transition to the Chum Bucket. Plankton comes out the door with a remote. The real Santa appears to be tied up in rope]
* Santa: Oh Oh Oh No! Help me!
* Plankton: And a Merry Christmas to you too. Now come along Santa it’s time to check the naughty list!
* Robot Santa: Yes sir.
* [Scene cut’s to cut’s to SpongeBob’s bedroom]
* SpongeBob: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “Krabby Patties” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* [Robot Santa reaches his arm out through the window and grabs SpongeBob. SpongeBob does not notice]
* Robot Santa: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
* [Robot Santa heads to Squidward’s house and grabs him. He also does not notice]
* Squidward: zzzzzzzz “Thank you people you all have been a wonderful crowd!” zzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Robot Santa: Happy New Year!
* [His voice fades out. Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket]
* Karen: Hey are you available?
* Santa: What do you mean?
* Karen: You single?
* Santa: No…..why?
* Karen: I want a better boyfriend.
* Santa: I can see. He is very evil tying me up like this!
* Karen: It’s not that. It’s just he won’t polish my wheels!
* Santa: HELP ANYONE!!!??
* Karen: *Sigh*
* [Scene cuts to Bikini Bottom where Robot Santa is capturing people from their houses]
* Robot Santa: Tis the season to be jolly!
* [Plankton is watching from the side and controlling him]
* Plankton: This is going better than i expected. I mean look at them they are not even awake! This is going to be foolproof!
* [Robot Santa heads to Sandy's Treedome. I’m sure you know what happens here. Robot Santa puts Sandy in the sack with all the other captured people]
* Robot Santa: Have you been good little boy’s this year?
* [Robot Santa and Plankton head back to the Chum Bucket and place the people in the sack into a cell. They shut the cell which makes a loud noise which wakes them up]
* SpongeBob: What’s going on here?
* Patrick: Hey where’s my breakfast!
* Squidward: It’s bad enough that i get captured but with THESE 2!? Have you FORGOTTEN TO TAKE YOUR PILLS TODAY!!!??
* Mr. Krabs: Oy what’s going on here…...SANTA!!!!??
* [Scene shows Robot Santa entering]
* All: SANTA CLAUS!!!!!??? WE GOT CAPTURED BY SANTA CLAUS!!??
* Santa: Look next to you. [The real Santa is shown tied up with rope] Oh Oh Oh Dear…,
* SpongeBob: So if you're real then who’s that?
* [Plankton appears]
* Plankton: Hey people. Merry Christmas. I know it sounds silly but i am now going to take over the world! So have a nice death people!
* Mr. Krabs: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!???? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* [He get’s so angry he rips the bars off]
* SpongeBob: Finally!!
* Mr. Krabs; COME HERE YOU!!!!
* [He runs towards Plankton but Plankton presses a button which causes Mr. Krabs to be grabbed by a robotic arm]
* SpongeBob: Nooooo!!
* Plankton: Yes!
* Santa: No No No!
* Plankton: Get them Robot Santa!
* Robot Santa: Merry Christmas Sir.
* [Robot Santa runs to grab them but they all run away]
* Plankton: Ugh….
* Robot Santa: Stay still you barnacle heads……
* [SpongeBob runs to the real Santa and unties him]
* SpongeBob: Help us he is going to turn us in to meat!!
* Santa: No No No i can’t SpongeBob. He is too powerful.
* SpongeBob: But i can’t fight him! He is too strong.
* Santa: But But But you're Brave and Powerful. Remember that Limited Edition Special Golden Deluxe Fry Cook Spatula you always wanted?
* SpongeBob: Yes!?
* [Santa shows him the Spatula]
* Santa: If you destroy him then this is all yours. I know you can do it. [Heroic violin music begins to play] It’s in your heart, your soul and mostly your blood. 
* SpongeBob: Patrick!
* Patrick: Sorry. TIme to go guys. [3 fish leave with the violins]
* The 3 Fish: Awww.
* Santa: Now go get him tiger!
* SpongeBob: Yes sir!
* [SpongeBob runs to Santa and jumps on top of him]
* Squidward: What the heck is he doing!?
* SpongeBob: Hey Robot Santa!
* Robot Santa: What?
* SpongeBob: Merry Christmas you Filthy Animal! [SpongeBob pulls off the Battery compartment] And a Happy New Year! [He takes his batteries out. Robot Santa slowly stops working]
* Plankton: No No No!!!! [He stomps in anger]
* All: WOOOOHOOOOO!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!
* [SpongeBob presses a button on the remote to release Mr. Krabs]
* Mr. Krabs: Thanks Laddie! Your a real life saver!
* [Santa enters]
* Santa: That terrific kid. Here’s is your Spatula as promised. But you will have to wait till tomorrow to open it. Ok?
* [Santa hands SpongeBob a gift]
* SpongeBob: Ok.
* Santa: You did great kid. Merry Christmas to you.
* SpongeBob: Merry Christmas.
* Mr. Krabs: Come on guys. The Krusty Krab now do Krabby Patties at 50% Extra! Whoopie!!!!
* [Everyone leaves the Chum Bucket cheering]
* Plankton: Cursis! I hate that kid, Don’t worry though. I will be back the next day and i will be bigger than ever! Hahahahahahaha! Enjoy your freedom while it last’s SpongeBob!
* [Plankton laughs as the scene fades to black and the episode ends]
Category:Transcripts
Category:Episode transcripts
Category:A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants
Category:2014
Category:IRmjii
Category:Episodes
Category:Episodes
Category:2010s