The Muppet Show Season 7 Theme Song Lyrics

==Episode 701: Johnny Depp==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Johnny Depp.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like buzzing honey bees.........
==Episode 702: Sean Astin==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Sean Astin.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it lets out 3 little honey bees.........
==Episode 703: Arsenio Hall==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Arsenio Hall.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a game show buzzer...........
==Episode 704: Maggie Smith==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Maggie Smith.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sprays tap water just like a garden hose.........
==Episode 705: Vincent Pastore==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Vincent Pastore.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a fire alarm........
==Episode 706: Will Ferrell==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Will Ferrell.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it lets out great big puffs of blue smoke..........
==Episode 707: Ellen DeGeneres==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Ellen DeGeneres.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a tug boat's horn.........
==Episode 708: Steve Carell==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Carell.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a horse's whinny...........
==Episode 709: Dennis Leary==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Dennis Leary.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on 'The Muppet Show' tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a firehouse puppy dog................
==Episode 710: Jim Carrey==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Jim Carrey.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a thunder clap..............
==Episode 711: Drew Barrymore==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Drew Barrymore.......yay!!!"
['The Muppet Show' Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a horse's whinny.............
==Episode 712: Bill Cosby==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Bill Cosby.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a t-rex dinosaur's roaring sounds........
==Episode 713: Rosie O'Donnell==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Rosie O'Donnell.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a super fast jet plane........
==Episode 714: David Schwimmer==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. David Schwimmer.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a vacuum cleaner..........
==Episode 715: Andy Richter==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Andy Richter.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a wireless telephone.........
==Episode 716: Ray Romano==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Ray Romano.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like a quacking duck...........
==Episode 717: Carl Reiner==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. Carl Reiner.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it lets out a loud foghorn.........
==Episode 718: Emily Hahn (Best known for voicing 5-year-old Bonnie Anderson in Toy Story 3 and Toy Toons)==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Miss Emily Hahn.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo tries playing his trumpet, but it sounds like Tarzan's jungle shouting............
==Episode 719: John Leguizamo==
Kermit: "It's The Muppet Show........with our very special guest star, Mr. John Leguizamo.......yay!!!"
[The Muppet Show Theme Music Playing In Background]
Female Muppet Characters: (singing) It's time to play the music.......it's time to light the lights......it's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Male Muppet Characters: (singing) it's time to put on make up.......it's time to dress up right........it's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight
Waldorf: (singing) why do we always come here?
Statler: (singing) I guess we'll never know
Waldorf: (singing) it's like some kind of torture
Statler: (singing) to have to watch the show
Kermit: (singing) and now let's get things started
Miss Piggy: (singing) why don't you get things started
Kermit + other Muppet characters: (singing) it's time to get things started on the most sensantional inspirational celebrational Muppet-ational this is what we call The Muppet Show......
Gonzo plays the medievel fanfare on his trumpet............
==Episode 720: Simon Helberg==
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