Bickering Stallions Transcrpit

{Camera zooms in on Four Leaf Clover's house, where both Rivera and Four Leaf Clover's voices are heard.}
RIVERA: You're overreacting Clover.
FOUR LEAF CLOVER: You haven't seen overreacting Grandpa!
{Camera cuts to Kiryu's garrage where the door opens and Rivera, and Kiryu enter.}
FOUR LEAF CLOVER: What were you thinking?! Get out-- or I'm gonna call the cops.
{Kiryu shuts the door behind them and Four Leaf Clover's voice was blocked.}
{He is extremely annoyed at Rivera for once again pissing off his mare friend, but Rivera seems humbly amused by the situation and is shown chuckling a bit from the argument.}
RIVERA: *Laughs* Your Mare friend is loud.
KIRYU: You make her loud.
RIVERA: She overreacted.
KIRYU: You can't use *Snatches tooth brush from Rivera's left boot* another mare's toothbrush!
{The 2 hear a knocking on the door...}
RIVERA: come in.
{Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and Princess Luna arrive inside the Garage all 3 are wearin Green.}
RAINBOW DASH: How's it goin' Monstrous fellas?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: So, do you guys like our purple outfits?
KIRYU: Totally.
RIVERA: Defiantly. All right, let's get the motion scroll started.
KIRYU: Okay, I'll get my mare friend to bring her Station wagon coach in here.
RIVERA: I can just push it in.
KIRYU: Fine...But, be careful.
RIVERA: *Annoyed* He-be-be-bleh-bleh.'
{Rivera walks off screen.}
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: *Rainbow Dash* Hey, do you wanna help the Stallion we have a crush on push the coach in?
RAINBOW DASH: Why me? I suggest we do it together?
PRINCESS LUNA: Feel our muscles.
{Rainbow Dash feels her muscles first than Princess Luna's and Twilight Sparkle's}
{She believes that neither mares are strong enough}
RAINBOW DASH: Yeah, I better do it.
{Rainbow Dash walks off screen.}
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: *Jealous* Show off!
PRINCESS LUNA: *Interested,* So this is our script?
KIRYU: Yeah, I just put down some basic ideas & othet details 'cause I figured you guys wanna improvise.
PRINCESS LUNA: YEAH, back in Canterlot my older sister and I usually do-- [honking]
{KIRYU Is Shocked and Panicking.}
KIRYU: ahh!!! what'd you do?!!
{Rivera and Rainbow Dash are shown pushin in a dark green Stage coach into the Garage.}
RAINBOW DASH: Ooh this is gonna be good!.
RIVERA: *Chuckles*
KIRYU: RIVERA!!!?
RIVERA: *While chuckling* Yeah, what's up?
KIRYU: How did my mare friend's stage coach get Green?
RIVERA: *Pulls out spray paint* I've used about 12 cans of this stuff.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I helped him... *Raises hoof*
KIRYU: TWILIGHT!
{Kiryu looks at Twilight for one second than continues back at Rivera.}
KIRYU: Dude, four leaf is gonna turn me into Scrap.
PRINCESS LUNA: Oooh dear *Rubs hoof on the back of her head*
RIVERA: What the hell Kiryu?! You said she was cool with us using her coach in our motion scroll.
KIRYU: Yeah, but she didn't say we could paint it green.
{Walks passed Rivera towards the coach.}
RIVERA: Duh Scrap heap! Our characters come from a green planet.
KIRYU: who the fuck cares what planet--
{Kiru is interrupted by Rivera talkin over him.}
RIVERA: if we're playing greenlons from the planet greeonia, then our vehicle's gotta be Green. *SLams hoofs against sides*
{Rivera turns to the Mares}
RIVERA: Don't you guys agree with that?
{Kiryu Snaps and draws his missile launchers}
KIRYU: argh, augh.
RIVERA: SHIT!!! *Flies away*
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Wait, whoa *Uses magic to shiled the missiles so they don't launch* okay I know you're upset but hedge clippers are never the answer.
RAINBOW DASH: *thinks hard* Well.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: *Glares at Rainbow Dash* Never the answer.
RIVERA: Hey, you guys ever watch the Manehattan dessert channel?
KIRYU: Dude, when my mare friend sees this coach she's gonna explode!
{Rainbow Dash hovers close to Kiryu's ear and whispers}
RAINBOW DASH: *Laughs* Post your mare exploding on film and you'll definitely win the ishorts competition.
RIVERA: Your mare freind's never gonna know her coach was Green. 
See this. I bought paint remover.
{Kiryu is unamused at the situation,}
KIRYU: How is one ounce of mother fuckin paint remover gonna clean up this whole stage coach?!
{Rivera is unphased by the question, and pulls out another ounce of Paint remover from his Suit pockets.}
RIVERA: *Chuckles* I got two.
{Kiryu, get annoyed and knocks both Paint remover ounces out of his boot.}
RIVERA: You're a real piece of Shit, ya know that.
{Kiryu ignores and storms towards the Stage Coach.}
{Rivera follows.}
RIVERA: You know I'm getting sick and tired of your criticism.
KIRYU: *Sarcastic* Oooh Are you?
RIVERA: He-be-ble-bleh.
PRINCESS LUNA: It's normal for friends to get on each other's nerves once in a while.
RIVERA: Ha-ha, you have no idea what it's like working with this Metal num-nuts.
KIRYU: *Offended* What do you mean by that?
RIVERA: You and your god damn lady friend always gotta stress about every little thing.
KIRYU: You cause our fuckin stress. As a matter of fact, You give me chest pains and I'm a god damn Cyborg.
{He feels pain in his chest.}
KIRYU: Ah crap not again... Oww.
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