The Life of CrazySponge

The Life of CrazySponge is the fourth episode of Season Two of A spin-off just for spin-off kings.
==Place==
This episode was second in the Coming of Age theme. (HIGH)
==Transcript==
[Episode opens with CrazySponge wearing sunglasses, sitting back on a lounge chair, outside, drinking Cheerio juice.]
CrazySponge: oh yeah. its great to be me
French Narrator: Welcome, viewer, to the fourth entry of Season Two of A spin-off just for spin-off kings.
CrazySponge: (looking around) who said that
French Narrator: This week's theme is coming of age, and who better to be the star for that but our favorite capitalist Hoopla Fish, CrazySponge.
CrazySponge: where is that voice coming from its scaring me
French Narrator: So now, let's go on a trip back in time and see the life of CrazySponge.
CrazySponge: wait wu-
[He gets cut out by time travel effects on screen.]
Birth
[Cut to a hospital where a female Hoopla Fish (CrazySponge's Mom) is giving birth. A male Hoopla Fish (CrazySponge's Dad) and a doctor are also in the room. A baby Hoopla Fish (CrazySponge) suddenly appears next to the female.]
CrazySponge's Mom: Well that sucked.
Doctor: Congratulations, it's a girl.
CrazySponge's Dad: Would you happen to know where the nearest dumpster is?
Baby CrazySponge: o
French Narrator: Yep. Even when he was born he was the center of comedy.
CrazySponge's Dad: Where is that voice coming from? And I thought it was a girl.
Doctor: I was pulling your leg.
CrazySponge's Dad: o
Baby CrazySponge: funny
CrazySponge's Dad: Shut up.
Baby CrazySponge: o
French Narrator: And yes, you may have noticed his first words, or word, was 'o'. Even when he was born, he said 'o'.
CrazySponge's Dad: So, about that dumpster?
Doctor: Oh, yeah. When you walk out the exit there should be a dumpster nearby.
CrazySponge's Dad: Thanks.
Baby CrazySponge: o
French Narrator: Okay, enough of that. Let's fast forward to…
Pre-School Days
[Cut to a slightly older but still fairly young CrazySponge inside a preschool. Several child versions of SBFW users are also there.]
CrazySponge: wow. cant believe im almost four years old. im in preschool, im gonna be learning the abcs, im gonna be jacking off to my classmates in online meets. usual four year old behavior.
Dan: Heh. I've been jacking off since I was born. Get on my level.
CrazySponge: o
SpongeBot: Personally, I don't care about that. I just wanna go home to watch bad British TV shows with my weird parents.
Polar: Sounds fun.
SpongeBot: It isn't.
Primitive: I can't wait to get home either. I heard we're gonna be eating lasagna today.
Dan: What's with you and lasagna?
Primitive: What's with you and jacking off?
Dan: Touché.
CrazySponge: i dont understand any of those words. i dont even know my abcs yet.
Jasbre: Lol. Nerd.
SBCA: Hey, you guys wanna go hang out in my crib later?
Others: Sure.
CrazySponge: perhaps
[Cut to SBCA's crib. It is literally a baby crib, just big enough to fit everyone in it.]
SBCA: Welcome to my crib.
Polar: Looks quite luxurious.
CrazySponge: idk what that means but i agree
Dan: As an administrator of Luis' Crib, it is my duty to enforce justice, and you, sir, have been naughty.
CrazySponge: me?
Dan: Yes, you.
CrazySponge: but i didn't do anything
Dan: You did unspeakable crimes and must be punished for them. Could someone get me NotSoBot?
Lock: Here ya go. (She hands Dan a gray toy robot with buttons on it)
Dan: Thanks. Now, CrazySponge, you shall be muted.
CrazySponge: but, but i-
Dan: ENOUGH! (He presses a button on NotSoBot and a piece of tape with ".mute" written on the front comes out. He sticks the piece of tape on CrazySponge's mouth.) There. Now you will stay muted until you learn your lesson.
Primitive: Isn't this power abuse?
Dan: It's not power abuse if it's done to CrazySponge.
Primitive: Good point.
CrazySponge: mmmph
Dan: Okay, I think you've learned your lesson.
[He rips the piece of tape off his mouth.]
CrazySponge: OUCH! well thanks i guess.
Dan: YOU DID IT AGAIN!!
[He puts the piece of tape back on CrazySponge's mouth.]
CrazySponge: mmmph…
French Narrator: This is just gonna be CrazySponge being muted over and over again, which some of you might like (I know I do), but we (unfortunately) must move on.
The SpongeBob Fanon Wiki
French Narrator: Yeah, I know. Huge skip.
CrazySponge: o
[We see The World of SBFW]
French Narrator: Hey, stop with the self-promotion!
[Sorry.]
CrazySponge: what a beautiful day in the spongebob fanon wiki. welp time to buy more companies to make my company look bigger, and continue writing the new episode of hooplas fantastic beach, my really popular spin-off which probably isnt as good as it seems but i dont care i need the views
Dan: THERE YOU ARE!!
CrazySponge: oh no
Dan: If you think time travelling will help you, you are very wrong, sir.
CrazySponge: please have mercy
Dan: Well, maybe I won't mute you.
CrazySponge: phew
Dan: I'll kill you instead! LOCK!
Lock: ya?
Dan: Could you kill CrazySponge for me?
CrazySponge: pls no
Dank Memer: invalid command, stupid
CrazySponge: o
Lock: Sure, I'll kill him. LOOK OUT - HOUSE!
CrazySponge: wha-
[He gets crushed by House.]
House: Look out for what?
[laugh track]
[Zoom out to SpongeBot and her dad watching the events from TV.]
Beardy Dad: I don't get it.
SpongeBot: See, it's funny because Lock told CrazySponge to look out for the house, but the house thought it was directed to them because they thought Lock said "Look out, House" as if it was directed to them but in reality Lock said "Look out - house" because House was the danger. And it's ironic because you wouldn't have expected House to say that.
Beardy Dad: Ohhhhhh. I still don't get it.
SpongeBot: o
Adulthood
[We see CrazySponge grown up, and in a business suit. He is inside his house.]
CrazySponge: see ya later, honey. im gonna go buy more companies.
CrazySponge's Wife: Darling, you're always buying new companies and blowing our money on Cheerios. What about the rest of the family?
CrazySponge: i cant focus on that now. i need to do important things
CrazySponge's Wife: So we're not important?
CrazySponge: i didnt say you werent important my wife, im just saying i need to focus on my work now, and then you guys
CrazySponge's Wife: So you're saying you and your company are more important than me and the kids. I see how it is.
CrazySponge: well i wouldnt put it that way-
CrazySponge's Wife: I have heard enough. You go buy more of your dumb Cheerios.
CrazySponge: WHAT?! no wife of MINE says cheerios are dumb
French Narrator: Yawn. Boring.
CrazySponge: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, NARRATOR!
French Narrator: Yeesh. Next scene.
Better Days Season 3
[We see CrazySponge, but old. Several new SBFW users zoom around in hoverboards.]
CrazySponge: dag nab you kids and your dumb doohickeys!
[A futuristic house lands on him.]
CrazySponge: hey im still alive
[CrazySponge then dies of old age.]
Lock: Oh god oh fuck.
[We go back to the present. CrazySponge is on his lounge chair.]
French Narrator: As you can see, the life of CrazySponge is certainly an interesting one. Thank you for coming on this journey. Au revoir.
CrazySponge: i still dont know what any of those words mean
Dan: THERE YOU ARE!! [2]
CrazySponge: oh no [2]
Dan: Travel all you want, but you're not getting out of this!
[A giant word spelling 'mute' falls on him.]
Lock: I love exaggerations.
Dan: Wrong line.
Lock: Oh, right. OH GOD OH FUCK!
[the fricking end]
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