Grundalychus vs. Johnny Thunder vs. Shelob vs. Antman

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Pharaoh Hotep is giving Sensei Akamichi another tour of the pyramid.
Pharaoh Hotep: And here... is the arena.
Sensei Akamichi: May I ask who is fighting today?
Pharaoh Hotep: Let's see... a giant spider, a humanoid ant, an extremely popular guy... and Grundal.
Sensei Akamichi: Who is this Grundal?
Pharaoh Hotep: You'd get Grundalitis if I told you, and we just finished containing it.
Sensei Akamichi: Grundalitis? What a strange volcabulary you ancient people have.
Amset-Ra enters.
Amset-Ra: Dad, I have a question.
Pharaoh Hotep: What is it, my son?
Amset-Ra: How come no one's getting Grundalitis?
Pharaoh Hotep: I vaccined all our attendees except for Frenzy, Ogel, Sir Fangar Pondar, Pythor, and all those other annoying minifigures.
Amset-Ra: How in Egypt did Ogel get back here?!
Pharaoh Hotep: I purchased him from AntiMatter.
Amset-Ra: WHAT?!?!
Pharaoh Hotep: I very much like Ogel.
Amset-Ra: I don't. What, or should I say who, did you give to AntiMatter in exchange for Ogel.
Pharaoh Hotep: A counterfeit Re-Gou Ruby.
Amset-Ra: That's my dad!... Um, what am I saying?
Sensei Akamichi: May we continue with the tour?
Pharaoh Hotep: Oh, sorry, Sensei. Excuse me, Amset.
Amset-Ra: That's strange. He never calls me Amset.
Invizable: Welcome, everyone, to...
Guitar solo!
Invizable: ...Amset-Ra's Fighting Stadium!!!
Amset-Ra: Quit modernizing my ancient architecture and culture.
Egyptian music solo!
Invizable: Quit trying to out-shine me. In the ROCKIN' Red Corner is the festive Grundalychus!
Grundal: Frosty... the Snowman... was a tasty meal of mine...
Audience: Gasp!
Invizable: In the CLASSICAL Green Corner is the adventurer who's not nearly as popular as me, Johnny Thunder!
Johnny: G'day, mate!
Dr. Kilroy: I say, is that really you, Johnny?
Johnny: It really is me, Doctor!
Dr. Kilroy: No wonder why I hadn't seen you in our expedition to Japan.
Invizable: In the Yellow Corner of JAZZ is that nightmare of a spider, Shelob!
Shelob: ...
Gollum: She will surely dominate the competition, my preciousssss!
Bilbo: Don't count on it. Grundal already has two wins and his own album of Christmas songs!
Dr. Brains: Looks like I'll be extra busy tonight...
Invizable: In the BLUES Corner is... Nanananananananana ANT-MAAAAAN!
Antman: I apprezhiate ze intro, but pleaze don't zteal Batman'z intro.
Electrolyzer: Hey! You ztole my ztyle! And thiz iz my virzt appearanze on thiz wiki zo var!
Punctuation Penguin: *sigh*
Invizable: Make that righteous prediction of yours, Axel!
Axel: Let's just say that superheroes always win in the end.
Invizable: And one vote to Antman! Now start us off, Ogel, I mean, Ronin!
Ronin: BRRRRRRRRRRRAWL!
Antman: Prepare to veel ze zting ov my vury!
Johnny: Oh great, mate. I should have brought bug spray...
Antman: It won't work on me!
Grundal: Squish... the bug and chew the Thunder, Moohahahaha, haha-ha-ha!
Shelob: !!
Squirt!
Antman: Eeww... Poizon...
Punctuation Penguin: Don't make me use my Spelling Bees!
Antman: Look, I already graduated from-
POW!
Antman: I've been tackled by a Chriztmaz Grundal...
Wooshwooshwooshwooshwooshwooshwoosh
Invizable: Shelob sprayed Antman with poison and then wrapped it up by wrapping him up!
Antman: I vorgot... Zpiderz are my natural enemiez..
Yellowjacket: No, I am!
Johnny: Take this, Grundal!
Whoosh... Snap!
Invizable: Ol' Johnny Boy threw a pickaxe at Grundal, but he caught it and snapped it in half!
Shelob: !!!!!
WHAM!
Antman: ...
Ronin: Antman is RRRRRRRRECALLED!
Invizable: Shelob finished off Antman by delivering a ROCKIN' crush to him!
Gollum: Yes! Get me more popcorn, my preciousssss!
Grundal: Jingle bells... jingle bells... jingle all way... Oh what fun... it is when I can eat you while you scream... "HEY!"
Johnny: G'bye, mate!
Shelob: !!
Squirt! Wooshwooshwooshwooshwooshwooshwoosh! WHAM!
Ronin: Johnny Thunder is RRRRRRETIRED!
Invizable: Repeat performance of what happened to Antman.
Grundal: Silent night... Deadly night... All is calm... When you... are in fright!
MUNCH!
Ronin: The winner is... GRRRRRRRUNDALYCHUS!
Grundal: Then... how the audience... loved him... As they shouted... out with glee... "Grundal the Christmas creature... You'll be going... to Round 3!"
Amset-Ra: Ronin is RRRRRRRECALLED!
Ronin: Only I can talk like-
BZZZZZZZZNNNNNNN... Sizzle
Invizable: Tune in next time, when Grundal will be sharing the stage with me! Until then, end transmission.
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Category:Season 2
Category:Round 1 Battles