Sassy Sisters Beauty & Hair Salon

Sassy Sisters Inc. is a company founded in Greenville, New Wisconsin. Sassy Sisters owns many small businesses, such as Sassy Sisters Beauty & Hair Salon, Sassy Sisters: Chiropractor's Branch, Imagine That! Gymnastics and Dance Studio, and they plan to buy out Face Book Scrapbooking & Photography Studio.
== Employees ==
A list of every employee of Sassy Sisters Inc.
=== Tequila ===
Tequila is a latina woman who works at the front desk. She started off in New Florida as a pornstar, but after getting bored, she moved to Greenville to start a new life.
=== Jaquaveon ===
Jaquaveon is in charge of dying peoples hair. Ever since he was a little kid, he obsessed over being able to change the color of different peoples hair. That is why he chose to work as the hair dyer in Sassy Sisters.
=== Tanisha ===
Tanisha is the owner of Sassy Sisters. She started it up as a place to gossip after she broke up with her baby daddy.
=== Susanne Maryanne Jollyanne ===
Susanne is a woman who works at the newly founded Sassy Sisters: Chiropractor's Branch. Susanne was born in Beasley, Texas on October 22nd, 1971. She grew up in literally the most average childhood possible. Her first car was a 1985 Toyota Tercel. Her second car is a 1996 Ford Taurus, and she has owned it ever since. She used to work at a book store. She got fired for telling a mexican family to stop jumping the border.
=== Shanice ===
Shanice works with Susanne Maryanne Jollyanne at the newly founded Sassy Sisters: Chiropractor's Branch. She is the front desk worker. One day, Shanice was experiencing some back pains. She decided to start training to become a licensed chiropractor so she could fix her back problems. After she fixed her back problems, she wanted to do more with her career. She later found the job offer for Sassy Sisters, and has worked there ever since.
=== Kiara ===
Kiara has always dreamed of being a hair stylist. When she got the job offer for Sassy Sisters, she moved all the way from Caldonia to New Wisconsin to pursue her career.
=== Kiara ===
Kiara has an intense hatred for Kiara. Ever since Kiara started working there, the two have always been very close rivals. Lots of drama tends to happen between the two, and will very often gossip to the other Sassy Sisters about them.
=== Danisha ===
Danisha is Tanisha's childhood best friend. Everything Danisha has done, Tanisha has been by her side for. Little does Tanisha know though, is that Danisha is actually a dentist.
=== Monique ===
When Monique was a baby, her mom accidentally dropped her off of a plane, and she landed in the middle of Orangeflower. She lived there for 15 years before getting tired of being a black woman in a town with 1800's morals, and having no family. She built her very own boat, and sailed all the way across the Mackay ocean. She ended up in the town of Bigrock, a small coastal town in New Wisconsin. Monique later found Tanisha and Danisha at a coffee shop, and thats when she started working at Sassy Sister's.
=== Precious ===
Precious is Tanisha's daughter. Tanisha is Precious's mom.
=== Diamond ===
Diamond was born in 70 Miles, New Wisconsin. She grew up in the hood and needed a place to gossip about the gangsters stealing her money. She travelled all the way to Greenville to go to Sassy Sisters and decided to work there.
=== Jazmynn ===
Jazmynn's name is actually a typo. Her mom Jakisha wanted to name her ˈdʒæsmɪn but accidentally used an English keyboard.
=== Juxtaposition ===
Juxtaposition is the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with contrasting effect.
=== Zenobia ===
Zenobia works at Sassy Sisters because she wants to give back to her community. She now owns the nation of My Community.
=== Jacenta ===
Jacenta was named after her Placenta. She was born in Jasenta, Snowbul.
=== Makiba ===
Before working at Sassy Sisters, she was actually a Language Creator! She created a language that sounds like Makiba Takiva Jakiba Pakiba Pakistan Lakiba.
=== Pandora ===
Pandora worked at Imagine That! Gymnastics and Dance Studio, until she got promoted to a hair stylist at Sassy Sisters.
=== Jemima ===
Jemima sells Sassy Sister's new food product: The Silly Sassy Syrup & Condiment. It tastes vile.
=== John ===
John was originally a teacher at the Greenville High School until it burnt down. He became homeless cause he couldn't find a job, until he got a job offer at Sassy Sisters.
=== Sharon ===
Sharon created Face Book Scrapbooking & Photography Studio. Tanisha is planning on buying this company, even though the business is in Finnesota.
=== Diantha ===
Diantha is a giant. She is actually 7'2 and weighs 200 pounds. She handles the Big Hair people. She is 7'8 if you include her afro.
=== Shanarsha ===
Shanarsha was born in New St. Augustine, Snowbul. She was very young as a kid, but she grew to be a strong independent black woman who don't need no man. She later moved to New Wisconsin because she did not believe in the Snowbic government.
=== Twanila ===
Twanila worked as a Campasian governor, until she got fired. She then decided to work at Sassy Sisters.
=== Jaquice ===
Jaquice worked at Quora for 3 months. She then worked at Yahoo! for a couple of days and now she works at Imagine That! Gymnastics and Dance Studio.
=== Quintard ===
Quintard
=== Aesop ===
Aesop was that dude who wrote all those fables back then.
=== Jazmine ===
Jazmine knows a guy who knows a guy
=== Jasmine ===
Jasmine knows victorias secret
=== Jazzmine ===
Jazzmine knows obamas last name
=== Jazmyn ===
Jazmyn knows the scientific name of the genus of pigs
=== Jazmyne ===
Jazmyne knows the 25th largest island in Greece
=== Gaesyzmiyynmeshҡ ===
Gaesyzmiyynmeshҡ doesn't know shit
=== Jazzmyne ===
She loves jazz, so her parent(s) named her after jazz
=== Jasmyne ===
Jasmyne can read welsh, though not very well
=== Jazzmin ===
Shes cool
=== Jasmin ===
Jasmin knows what the plural form of his/her in Spanish is.
=== Jasmyne ===
Jasmyne knows what's in real life.
=== Jazzmyn ===
Jazzmyn knows what's sus and can vent.
=== Jazmynn ===
Jazmynn is a twerkaholic! She proposed the idea of having twerking classes at Imagine That! Gymnastics & Dance Studio, but the Sassy Sisters senate is still deciding.
=== Jasminn ===
Jassmin is NOT a twerkaholic! She's actually the new Clouded circle!
=== Queen The Elizabeth ===
Queen Elizabeth II, the UK's longest-serving monarch, has died at Balmoral aged 96, after reigning for 70 years.
She died peacefully on Thursday afternoon at her Scottish estate, where she had spent much of the summer.
The Queen came to the throne in 1952 and witnessed enormous social change.
Her son King Charles III said the death of his beloved mother was a "moment of great sadness" for him and his family and that her loss would be "deeply felt" around the world.
He said: "We mourn profoundly the passing of a cherished sovereign and a much-loved mother.
"I know her loss will be deeply felt throughout the country, the realms and the Commonwealth, and by countless people around the world."
During the coming period of mourning, he said he and his family would be "comforted and sustained by our knowledge of the respect and deep affection in which the Queen was so widely held".
The King and his wife, Camilla, now Queen Consort, will return to London on Friday, Buckingham Palace said. He is expected to address the nation.
Senior royals had gathered at Balmoral after the Queen's doctors became concerned about her health earlier in the day.
All the Queen's children travelled to Balmoral, near Aberdeen, after doctors placed the Queen under medical supervision.
Her grandson and now heir to the throne, Prince William, and his brother, Prince Harry, also gathered there.
=== Blasheena ===
Blasheena was born in northern Lundeo, specifically in the town of Ap'kaysnns. She is the translator for the entire business, because she knows 5 languages: English, Snowbic, Andeone, Elmo, and Street talk. She was sleeping in her bed soundly until a tsunami had swept her bed away. She washed up in Bigrock, Newsconsin where Tanisha and Danisha rescued her. (Precious is Tanisha's daughter)
=== Taegyeethya ===
Taegyeethya worked as a coal miner in Reqjen, ϻjøma ever since she was 19 and three quarters. Eventually, she discovered a brand new element, Lead 2, that was incredibly useful in hair products. Because of that, she got a job offer at Sassy Sisters and moved all the way to Greenville to pursue her new hair stylist career.
=== J"3na ===
J"3na is a murderous murderer, known for the murders of J"1na and J"2na. She tried to get a job at sassy sisters, but Tanisha said no. Tanisha later gave in and gave J"3na a job after J"3na threatened to gossip about her.
=== Korbaeshcha4 ===
Korbaeshcha4 is one of the most influential women in Sassy Sisters herstory. She founded the nation of Korbaesha, a paradise for all women. ♣88c♣♠♥☻ Oh 4
=== Markiplier(no relation) ===
Hello everybody my name is welcome
=== T'j'montha ===
T'j'montha is a masculine who worked at Sassy Sisters, then quit his/her job to study at University of Dalahest. He/she graduated with a bachelor's degree in Sassy Sister's Sassy Major which instantly regranted his/her job at Sassy Sister.
=== Øͷↄåµҡⱥą ===
This is a Snowbic man who killed himself, and later got revived by Irevivepeoplebutalsoforcethemtobecomesassysistersworkersmo. He now works at Sassy Sisters, and yes, he was revived.
=== Alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu1, xi, omicron, pi1, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi1, psi1, omega ===
THATS THE FUCKING GREEK ALPHABET
=== 7seventyeen ===
7seventyeen is Blasheena's ex baby daddy. They met when Blasheena first started working at sassy sisters. 7seventyeen got a job to work with her. After they broke up, 7seventyeen got fired, however he still shows up to the establishment.
=== 7obu ===
- Hope [NCS Release]
=== BIG FAT FUCK ===
Fatter Than The World! She's big, and fat, and she fucks! Out now on Apple Music.
=== Almond Joy ===
Almond Joy was born in Greenville, but moved to Sirnangs, Thrnangia at age 7. She graduated at Sirnangs University, with a Thrnangular's Degree in Hair Styling. She moved back to Greenville to work at Sassy Sisters.
=== M'ound ===
M'ound is an acronym. It's an acronym for Miss Uhh Miss Uhhhh Miss Uhh FUCK YOU Ok ok ok Its an acronym for Misses Oongles Untouched Needy Dong.
=== Bench ===
The bench outside the establishment. Sit on her! Trust me.
=== Abeba ===
Abeba is the first black woman to travel to every single country in Schlung. (Excluding some of them). She was born in a small village in Wicked Bitch Land, and she wanted to see the world. However, she ran out of plane tickets and got stuck in Newsconsin.
=== Bahija ===
Bahija is a very rare event. You have to go to every single room in Greenville High School, then go to Smudge Highway, and in the middle of the night, go to Artil's house and bake cookies. Then, go to Cat's Park, and go for a swim! Then, you have to touch that weird cow in the barn. The last step is to go to the graveyard, and find Blahija Blasharta's grave. Then, go back to sassy sisters.
=== Shat ===
=== DingDong ===
=== Shartina Panta ===
Famous musician known for her hit single "Eating ramen and ALSO ass." She works at sassy sisters for a promotional campaign.
=== Rwanda ===
Rwanda worked at Sassy Sisters for 100 days. During this period of around 100 days, members of the Sassy Sisters: Chiropractor's Branch minority ethnic group, as well as 800,000 moderate Imagine That! Gymnastics & Dance Studio, were killed by armed Sassy Sisters Beauty & Hair Salon militias.
=== Wokina ===
She has died hair and pronouns (Antagonsit)
== Companies ==
=== Sassy Sisters Beauty & Hair Salon ===
A hair salon in Greenville made for gossiping and letting out them emotions
=== Sassy Sisters: Chiropractor's Branch ===
It's in the name
=== Imagine That! Gymnastics and Art Studio/Dance Studio ===
A gym in Pacifico where you can work out and shit
=== Face Book Scrapbooking & Photography Studio ===
Ran by Sharon, shes your one stop shop for all things photography! 
=== Sassy Sisters: Road Trip ===
Gas station owned by powerful women
=== Sassy Sisters Coffee and Book Club ===
Even the sassiest sisters need to unwind after a day of gossip and hair styling. At Sassy Sisters Coffee and Book Club, we're here to supply you with the finest coffee and snacks! Every night at 7pm-9pm, we host a book club where we go over the greatest works by strong african american women