The Minecraft Oddities (Episode 2)

(Warning: This is not real at all, so prepare for a story of fanon, also these names are fake) -KingstonsChoppin, creator of the series
Previous episode: https://minecraftfanon.fandom.com/wiki/The_Minecraft_Oddities_(Episode_1)
===                                     THE MINECRAFT ODDITIES: EPISODE 2===
                                                                   "The Advanced Village"
John: Bryan, DO NOT kill the villagers....
Bryan: *grinning creepily* Um... Okay.... 
John and Bryan ran to the village...
John: This village seems empty...
Bryan: *pointing to a villager* I found 1! I found a villager!
John: Cool! 
John and Bryan ran up to the villager.
John: Hey villager, what are you trading?
Advanced Villager: Oh, I'll tell you what I'm-
John: Wait- you can talk ENGLISH?!
Advanced Villager: Oh, we've evolved from our primitive villager ways. Our neighbor village, over to the west over there, they're primitive. All they communicate in is Villagese, our old language. And they haven't installed any water systems, they drink from their farm water!
John: Ew, gross. Now, do you trade anything helpf-
Bryan: HA! 
Bryan hits the villager with his sword, scaring the villager away as well as wounding him, and making him cry for help.
Advanced Villager: *running* MURDERER! THIS MAN IS A MURDERER!
Bryan: I love injuring these guys.
John: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
A couple seconds later, John and Bryan hear footsteps getting closer. Soon, the source of the footsteps finally is revealed.
Advanced Villager Police: Hey, you, you're coming with ME!
The police villager hits Bryan with an enchanted stick, then grabs Bryan and takes him away to a building near by, made of quartz and from afar, seems like the building is labeled "Police Department of Villagers".
John: Well... that was weird... I hope they don't kill him like he almost did with that villager.
John walks through the city-like village, and sees normal villager houses, but then looks up and sees apartments, modern homes, and other city-like stuff.
John: Wow.....
Then, suddenly a villager jumps in John's way.
Advanced Villager: Hey, do you want to buy this house? It's only 7325 emeralds!
John: Uh, no thank you.....
Advanced Villager: I'll lower it by 1 emerald! EVEN CHEAPER!
John:  *walks away* Wow, all villagers have messed up prices, but that guy? Emeralds are darn rare!
John walks across the city, finally coming to a dead end when he sees a giant statue of a villager with a crown on it. The statue is actually home to the King of Villagers.
John: Wow, I've never knew villagers could create something so majestic!
John steps on some pressure plates right by the statue, and it opens up a piston door.
John: VILLAGERS CAN DO REDSTONE?! I'm going in there!
As he does, he comes across golden furniture, and beautiful stuff that no minecrafter has built. Suddenly, he sees a sleeping king in a throne.
John: Uh, hello?
King Villager: W-what? Wait a second, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!
John: Well, i got in through your piston door....
King Villager:  Whoever enters the King's room shall be EXCECUTED!
A boss health bar appears, saying "King Villager". The king grabs out an enchanted netherite sword. He stands up, pointing it torwards John. He puts on iron armor, and screams asort of battle cry.
John: C-couldn't we think of a solution to this? Uh-
King Villager: I've heard about your... friend... He hurt one of our kind. He is to be executed if he is charged guilty from our judge...
John: YOU HAVE A JUDGE?! HOW IN THE NAME OF- WHATEVER DO YOU HAVE THIS WHOLE CITY?!
King Villager: Our kind is the first to evolve. Some of our villagers figured out how to mine obsidian. When we figured out how to light a Nether portal, we went in. I was the 1st to discover how to light a nether portal, and as we went in the portal, we killed mostof the nether mobs, found ancient debris, crafted netherite, and so on. We attempted to go to another dimension you humans call "The End", but almost got killed by the dragon in the process..
John: How about I give you all my emeralds, and you'll let my brother go and not kill me or him?
King Villager: How many emeralds do you have?
John: Let me count.... uh, 5!
King Villager: It will do... I'll let your friend out, and let you free.
John: Thanks!
The boss health bar dissapears, and Bryan is let free.
A couple hours later...
John: Why the heck are weird things happening in our world again?! Those villagers were darn smart!
Bryan: Well, I don't know, but that taught me NEVER to kill or injure villagers again.
John: Well...
Bryan: I think we should go mining again...
John: Sure!
   TO BE CONTINUED...
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