Squid-Ward Day

Squid-Ward Day is the second episode of Adventures From The Deep Blue Sea.
==Plot==
Squidward keeps living the same day over and over again.
==Script==
[The scene goes Squidward sleeping in his bed]
[Squidward's alarm clock goes off and wakes him up]
Squidward: *Sigh* Another day....
[SpongeBob comes out of the ground and appears in Squidward's bedroom]
SpongeBob: [Sings] Good morning Squidward! Good morning Squidward! The sun is shining and it seems like Bikini Bottom is fining! Good Morning Squidward! Have a good day! Don't spend it in dismay! Good morning Squidward! Good morning Squidward! I hope you have a brilliant day! Now it's time you take it away!
[Squidward gets out of bed and pushes SpongeBob onto the floor]
Squidward: NO.
[Squidward walks into his kitchen and grabs a toothbrush]
[SpongeBob appears in Squidward's mirror standing behind him]
SpongeBob: Aaaaaaaaaa....
Squidward: *Sigh* Not again...
SpongeBob: [Sings] Good morning Squidward! Good Morning Squidward! The sun is shining and it seems like Bikini Bottom is fining!
[Squidward pushes SpongeBob out of the room shuts the door]
Squidward: BE QUIET!!!
[SpongeBob comes up in Squidward's Toilet]
SpongeBob: From the start! [Sings] Good Morning Squidward! Good morning Squidward! The sun is shining and Bikini Bottom seems like its fining!
[Squidward flushes the toilet]
Squidward: Will you please leave me alone?!          
[The scene goes to Squidward walking out of his house looking around]
Squidward: I can't see him...It looks like the course is clear...
[Squidward starts to walk away and SpongeBob pops out of one of Squidward's plant pots]
SpongeBob: Don't be upset...Don't you throw me out like you're pet...I just want to sing for my frie....
[Squidward pours a watering full of water over SpongeBob]
Squidward: SpongeBob, there is no way I'm listening to you sing this morning or any morning in the future....Ok?!
SpongeBob: *Sigh* Ok.....
[The scene goes to Squidward at his desk at the Krusty Krab]
[Tom Smith walks up to Squidward]
Tom Smith: Hello, can I have one Diet Dr. Kelp please?
Squidward: Ok...
[Squidward opens the cash register and SpongeBob pops out]
Squidward: Oh Not Again!
Tom Smith: What?...
SpongeBob: [Sings] Squidward my dear friend...Singing is just my trend...You can't stop me...Now, take it away Lee!
[Silence]
SpongeBob: Lee?
Tom Smith: Um, who's Lee?
SpongeBob: No ones named Lee here? No one at all!? Barnacles!
Squidward: What's that? A Diet Dr. Kelp?...Ok, that'll be 4 Dollars...
Tom Smith: Hey, do you know that kid? He's talented!
Squidward: Pfft, that's nothing! 
Tom Smith: Ha, I'd like to see you do better...
[Squidward gets out his clarinet]
Squidward: Prepare to be amazed!
[Mr. Krabs comes out of his office]
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! You know the rule! No Clarinet playing in here! Not after what happened last time!
Squidward: *Sigh* This day just keeps getting better and better...
Mr. Krabs: Please report to Eugene. H. Krabs office right now! That will be all...Thank you...
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Squidward in Mr. Krab's office]
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I've got some news for you...SpongeBob, you can listen if you want to...
Squidward: What is it this time?...
Mr. Krabs: Well, as you know we haven't been getting much customers lately and I told Pearl about this...She said Squidward is too old and we need a new "Hip" replacement...She said that'll get the customers coming back...
 
Squidward: What!? I need a hip replacement for the customers to come!? 
Mr. Krabs: No, people call hipsters "Hip" now...
Squidward: So, your replacing me with some young hipster? 
Mr. Krabs: Yes...
Squidward: Well....Thank you Mr. Krabs! I'm getting out of here! Thank you!
[Squidward runs out of the office]
Mr. Krabs: ......He took that better than expected...
[The scene goes to Squidward in the dining room of the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: I can't believe it! My time has finally come to show the world my talent! I could be a famous musician or a famous dancer! I could be anything now!
[Squidella (A Female Squid) walks up to Squidward]
Squidella: Um, hello...Do you work here?
Squidward: Well, Um...
[Larry (A Teenage Fish) pushes Squidward out of the way]
Larry: Ha, this old man doesn't work here anymore! Anyways, you wouldn't want to kiss something as ugly as that would you?
Squidella: Oh, hello...
Larry: Hi, may I take you're order?
Squidella: Yes please!...
[Squidward walks out of the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: *Sigh* I don't need her...I have all the comfort of my clarinet right here...
[Squidward looks in his pockets and realises that his clarinet is gone]
Squidward: Wait, Clarry!? 
[The scene goes to Mr. Krabs speaking to Larry the fish in the dining room of the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs: Ok, rule number ten is to always wash you're fins or hands....Or claws....Or Paws....Whatever you have! Ok, rule number eleven....
Larry: Look man...I know how I'm doing and I know how to use a frickin' cash register! Now, please...Leave me alone!
[SpongeBob runs out of Mr. Krab's office holding Squidward's Clarinet Box]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! Squidward left his clarinet!
Mr. Krabs: He's only outside...
SpongeBob: Great! Squidward! I'm coming!
[SpongeBob slips on some water and smashes Squidward's Clarinet]
SpongeBob: NO!!!
[Squidward runs into the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: *Gasp* Clarry!!!
SpongeBob: ....Who? 
Squidward: Nooo....Why? WHY!?
SpongeBob: Squidward, I'll get you a replacement clarinet...I Promise!
Squidward: Ok....You better...
SpongeBob: I will! I can't break a promise!
[The scene goes to Squidward in the Bikini Bottom Bank]
Quincy: Ok, next!
[Squidward walks up to the front and gives Quincy his passport]
Quincy: Ok, how much money?
Squidward: Well, I am going to the Barg.N.Mart tonight so...Hm...How much do I have in the bank?
Quincy: *Sigh* Let me check...
[Quincy types something into his computer]
Quincy: At the moment you have about 20 Dollars in the bank...
Squidward: Hm...Canned Bread...That'll cost about 3 Dollars so...Oh, I need some soup too...7 Dollars...Oh, I need some flour too...Hm, another 7....I also need some more toilet paper...About 4 Dollars...That'll leave me with 21 Dollars...Hm...
Quincy: Will you please hurry up sir? Other people are waiting to be served..
Squidward: Hey, I wouldn't rush you!
Quincy: You have done...
Squidward: When?!
Quincy: Every Time I go to the Krusty Krab...
Squidward: Wait, Quincy? I didn't recognise you in the suit...
Quincy: *Sigh* Please, hurry up!
[A Robber comes into the bank and knocks both of the guards out and then points his gun at all of the people in the bank]
Robber: This is a robbery! Everyone get on the floor!
[All of the people get on the floor and Squidella walks in]
Squidella: Um, have I come at the wrong time?...
[The Robber blocks the door and points the gun at Squidella]
Robber: No, not at all!
[The Robber grabs Squidella's purse]
Robber: I'll be taking this and all of the other money here! Since you don't have anything more to offer I'm gonna have to put you down...Sorry!
[Larry The Fish jumps in the middle of the robber and Squidella]
Larry: Noooo!!!
[Larry gets shot and falls onto the floor]
Larry: *Gasp* I've been shot...
Robber: Well, anyone else want to act hero?
[The Police arrive and grab the Robber]
Robber: Hey! Who the hell called the police!?
Larry: I did...
Robber: Damn you! 
[The Police take the robber into the police car]
[Squidella runs over to Larry]
Squidella: *Gasp* My hero...
[2 Doctors runs into the building run over to Larry]
Larry: Hey, its about time...
Doctor: We came as quick as we could...You look pretty much ok...
Larry: Wait, how can you tell?
Doctor: I'm a professional doctor...The gun shot hit you in the middle of your inside organs and stuff like that...If it got any closer to you're heart or organs you'd be dead...Your a very lucky man!
Larry: So, are you going to remove the bullet?
Doctor: Of course we are...We're going to have to give you a ride to the hospital to do it though...
Squidella: So, he'll be ok?
Doctor: Um, yes...
Squidella: Thank goodness...Can I come?
Doctor: Um, I guess so...
Squidella: Ok....Thanks...
[The scene goes to Squidward walking around Downtown Bikini Bottom]
Squidward: *Sigh* What am I going to do now? Everywhere in Bikini Bottom is nearly closed...I should go home...
[Squidward see's a mini shop at the other side of the road]
Squidward: I guess I'll go there...
[The scene goes to Squidward rolling a trolley in the shop]
Squidward: You know what? This place isn't so bad....
[Squidward see's one can of bread]
Squidward: Wow! This place has canned bread too!
[Susan runs down the isle with her trolley]
Squidward: Hey! Be careful!
Susan: That canned bread is mine!
Squidward: What? You've only just got here!
Susan: My son loves canned bread!...He has it for school everyday!
Squidward: Can't you go somewhere else and get it?
Susan: Somewhere else!? Everywhere is shut!
[Susan grabs the canned bread and runs away]
Squidward: Hey! Oh, come on!
[The scene goes to Squidward arriving in his house]
Squidward: Well, I can't see this day getting any better...
[Squidward walks over to his fridge and opens it]
[A Fly flys out of the fridge]
Squidward: Well, I'm finally broke...Don't worry Squidward...Tomorrow will be better....I hope...
[The scene goes Squidward sleeping in his bed]
[Squidward's alarm clock goes off and wakes him up]
Squidward: Well, today's a new day....At least I don't have to wake up to...
SpongeBob: [Sings] Good morning Squidward! Good morning Squidward! The sun is shining and it seems like Bikini Bottom is fining! 
Squidward: SpongeBob! I don't even work at the Krusty Krab anymore!
SpongeBob: Wait, what? 
Squidward: Look, Mr. Krabs got a replacement....Remember!?
SpongeBob: He did? When?
Squidward: *Sigh* It's like speaking to a brick wall with you!
SpongeBob: Brick Walls are hard...I'm a sponge and I'm squishy....We're completely different....
[Squidward walks into his bathroom]
Squidward: Look, please just leave me alone!
SpongeBob: *Sigh* Ok...See ya at the Krusty Krab...
[SpongeBob jumps out of Squidward's window]
Squidward: Idiot...
[Squidward looks at the bed side table to see Clarry]
Squidward: Wow, he's done a really good job on the clarinet...
[The scene goes to Squidward riding down the street on his bike]
Squidward: Well, I better find a place to work if I want to get some money...
[SpongeBob is on the back of Squidward's bike]
SpongeBob: Good idea! The bike is a much better way to get to the Krusty Krab than walking!
Squidward: WHAT THE!? How did you!?...
[Squidward pushes SpongeBob off his bike]
Squidward: Get away from me!
SpongeBob: Ok! See you at the Krusty Krab!
[The scene goes to Squidward entering Weenie Hut Juniors]
Squidward: Hm, how come I've never been here?
Patrick: Hey Squidward....Aren't you supposed to be at work?....
Squidward: I got replaced....
Patrick: Oh, what are you doing here then?
Squidward: I heard there was a job open...
Patrick: Only until they fix the robot waiter....
Squidward: Wait, robot?
Patrick: Yup! This place is run by a robot!
Squidward: So, do you usually come here?
Patrick: Every Wednesday!
Squidward: Patrick, it was Wednesday yesterday...
Patrick: What are you talking about? It's Wednesday!
[Patrick points at the calendar]
Squidward: Oh, yeah...It is....Well, I'll come back tomorrow....Bye!
[Squidward walks out of Weenie Hut Juniors]
Squidward: Can I not get away from SpongeBob and Patrick!? Sheesh! As if I'm coming back tomorrow....
[Squidward see's the Salty Spitoon]
Squidward: Oh, well...This looks inviting....
[The scene goes to Squidward being kicked onto the ground outside]
Reg: [Inside Salty Spitoon] And stay out!
Squidward: Well....That sucked...
[Squidward see's the Bikini Bottom Realty building]
Squidward: Help Wanted again...I hope this'll go better than the last two....
[The scene goes to Squidward sat a desk in the building]
[A Phone call is heard and Squidward answers it]
Squidward: Hello! Bikini Bottom Realty here! How may I help you?
Man: Hey, what are you wearing?
Squidward: A Shirt?
Man: And no pants?....
Squidward: *Gulp* No....Why?....
Man: Perfect....
Squidward: AH!
[Squidward slams down the phone]
[The scene goes to Squidward dressed as a postman being chased by a worm]
Squidward: HELP ME!
Woman: Take off the uniform!
[Squidward takes off his uniform revealing his normal shirt]
Squidward: He's still chasing me!
Woman: I guess he just doesn't like you!
[The Scene goes to Squidward collapsing on the floors of the Post Office]
Squidward: Sir...I quit...
[The scene goes to Squidward getting thrown out of the roof of the Tough Tavern]
Squidward: Deja Vu much?....
[The scene goes to Squidward walking into the Food Mart]
Squidward: Well, this is the last place....
[The scene goes to Squidward behind a register]
Squidward: Have a good day!
[Larry The Fish comes to the register]
Squidward: Larry right?....
Larry: Yeah, do I know you?
Squidward: Don't act dumb with me! You stole my job and now you're trying to steal this one! It's not working pal! I'm staying right here!
Larry: I don't know what you're talking about!
Squidward: I said don't act dumb!
Larry: Please! Leave me be!
Squidward: Oh, I will...
[Larry gives Squidward some chips]
Squidward: Wow, how did you afford this? 
Larry: Why do you want to know?!
Squidward: Well, you must be pretty poor to go to the bank!
Larry: What!? How do you know that I'm going to the bank after I get my new job?
Squidward: New Job!? You mean you're quitting working at the Krusty Krab already!?
Larry: That's my new job! Have you been following me or something!?
Squidward: No! You have though! Haven't you!?
Larry: Look! I'll go to another place! Have the crips if you want to! I don't care anymore!
[Larry runs away]
Squidward: Yeah! Run like the baby you are!
[The scene goes to Larry entering the Krusty Krab]
Larry: I'm here!
Mr. Krabs: Larry! How are you doing?
Larry: Terrible! Some weird guy with a big nose started mouthing off at me at the Grocery Mart.
[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs look at each other]
Mr. Krabs: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
SpongeBob: Yeah...I think I left the oven on....
Mr. Krabs: Not that you idiot!......He's talking about Squidward!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs....There's loads of people with big noses at in Bikini Bottom!....For example, Barnacle Boy!
Mr. Krabs: That's like saying Batman goes to Walmart! He barely comes out of that retirement home of his anymore....
SpongeBob: True....
Larry: Um, what are you doing?....
Mr. Krabs: Um...Nothing....SpongeBob, go to the Grocery Mart! Try to find Squidward!
SpongeBob: Ok sir!
[The scene goes to Mrs. Puff walking up to Squidward's cash register in the Grocery Mart]
Squidward: Hello, welcome to The Bikini Grocery Mart....
Mrs. Puff: *Cheerfully* Hello...
[Mrs. Puff gives Squidward her shopping]
[Squidward scans the shopping]
Squidward: Ok, that'll be ten dollars...
Mrs. Puff: [Cheerfully] Ok...
[Mrs. Puff reaches into her handbag and pulls out SpongeBob]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob!? 
Squidward: SpongeBob!?
Fred: SpongeBob!?
Squidward: Wait, who are you?
Fred: Oh, I'm sorry....I just want to be noticed....
Squidward: Ok....
SpongeBob: Hi Squidward, Hi Mrs. Puff! 
Fred: And still no hi to me....
Squidward: Will you please be quiet!? 
Fred: *Sigh* Ok.
Squidward: What are you doing here!?
SpongeBob: How come you haven't come to the Krusty Krab today?...
Squidward: Because I'm fired! 
SpongeBob: Wow, how did you know!? Someones taken you're place! Are you some kind of alien? That'll explain you're face...
Squidward: ........Seriously?
SpongeBob: How did you know that you was going to get replaced!? Have you got magic powers?
Squidward: SpongeBob, is there a brain in you're head?
[SpongeBob's eyes turn to inside his head]
SpongeBob: Yup...
[SpongeBob pulls out an exam sheet from his brain and gives it to Mrs. Puff]
SpongeBob: Oh! Here it is! I must of out it in there when I was trying to remember all them things about boating!
Mrs. Puff: *Sarcastic* Oh.....Thanks....
Squidward: Anyways, I got replaced yesterday...
SpongeBob: No you didn't...
Squidward: Yes, I did...By a fish named Larry...
SpongeBob: Woah! You can see into the future! You should really look to join the IJLSA!
Squidward: I'm not joining The YMCA or whatever you said!.....
SpongeBob: Squidward, Larry's new....
Squidward: You know what? I can't even bother talking to you....
SpongeBob: *Sigh* Ok....
[SpongeBob jumps back into Mrs. Puff's handbag]
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob! 
[Mrs. Puff pulls SpongeBob out of her handbag]
[SpongeBob has some lipstick on his lips and has the container of the lipstick in his hand]
SpongeBob: Can I ask you something? I really like this lipstick....Where do you get it from?
[Mrs. Puff throws SpongeBob onto the floor and rushes out]
Mrs. Puff: Good day SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: You have a good day too! 
[Squidward picks up SpongeBob by his belt]
Squidward: Listen up! You just lost me a customer! Now, please...Don't come back!
[Squidward throws SpongeBob out of the store]
Squidward: Why won't they just leave me alone?....
[The scene goes to Squidward walking past the Bikini Bottom Bank at night]
Squidward: Ha, I don't need you now! I have my money from my brand new job! 
[A Gun shot is heard in the bank]
Squidward: What the!?
[Loads of police arrive and rush up to the Bank and pull the robber out]
Squidward: This looks too familiar!
[A Ambulance arrives and 2 Doctors rush into the Bank]
[Squidward rushes over to the police]
Squidward: Stop right there!
Police: Who the heck are you?....
Squidward: I'm Squidward Tentacles and I'm going to unmask the criminal behind this!
[Squidward takes the mask off the robber to reveal The Tattle Tale Strangler]
Squidward: It's no other than his best friend! *Points at Larry*
Police: What!? His best friend is the master criminal The Strangler!?
Squidward: Wait, The Strangler!? GAH!
[Squidward stands back from The Strangler]
[The Doctors rush out with Larry on a stroller with Squidella following]
Police: Stop right there! This man's best friend is the criminal The Strangler!
Both Doctors: *Gasp*!
Larry: What!?
Squidella: Oh my....
[Squidella faints and a doctor grabs her]
Police: Isn't this true?
Larry: No! Who told you this!?
Police: Him, why? *Points at Squidward*
Larry: You.....Why do you hate me!? 
Police: Do you know him? 
Larry: No, but I do know he's been following me all day!
Squidward: I have not! You stole my job!
Larry: I did not!
Squidward: You stole my job at the Krusty Krab on Tuesday! 
Larry: Yesterday? I did no such thing!
Squidward: You stole the only job I could get!
[The police grab Squidward
Police: So....You like following people then? 
Squidward: No....NO!
Police: That's what they all say! Come on, you're spending a night in the Jail of Bikini Bottom!
[The scene goes to the police taking Squidward down to his cell in the Jail]
Squidward: You can't do this! 
Police: Oh yes we can! Get in there!
[The Police throw Squidward in a cell and then close it]
Squidward: Come on! You've gotta believe me!
Police: Hey, I'll think you'll like it in there....You and you're cell mate will get along just fine!
[The Police Men walk away]
Squidward: Wait, Cell mate!?
[A Big Strong, Buff  prisoner stands up and growls at Squidward]
Squidward: Um, hi?....
[The Prisoner punches Squidward into a sink and kills him]
[The scene goes to Squidward waking up in his bedroom]
Squidward: What the? How did I end up here?.....
[SpongeBob comes out of the ground and appears in Squidward's bedroom]
SpongeBob: [Sings] Good morning Squidward! Good morning Squidward! The sun is shining and it seems like Bikini Bottom is....
[Squidward punches SpongeBob across the room and into a painting]
[Squidward rushes into his bathroom and looks at himself in the mirror]
Squidward: It must of just been a dream....Just a dream....Yeah, a dream!
[Squidward rushes back into his bedroom and looks out of the window]
Squidward: Everything seems normal....Well, at least everything's ok now....
[A Newspaper hits Squidward on the head and Squidward falls to floor]
[The scene goes to Squidward waking up in his bed]
Squidward: Ok! Something's definatley going on!
[SpongeBob comes up at the side of the bed]
SpongeBob: [Sings] Good!...
[Squidward punches SpongeBob against his painting]
[Squidward runs into the bathroom]
Squidward: It's just a dream....Just a dream Squidward! Get yourself together!
[SpongeBob gets up]
SpongeBob: I'm sorry if I startled you Squidward!
[A Newspaper flys through the window and gets stuck in SpongeBob's head]
Squidward: It's....It's....Not a dream!
[Squidward falls onto the floor and backs up to the wall]
Squidward: I just need to wake up! Wake up!
[SpongeBob pulls the newspaper out of his head and puts it away]
SpongeBob: Squidward, are you ok?
Squidward: Yeah, I'm fine.....Just, stand back!
SpongeBob: Um, I don't think you're feeling ok....
Squidward: I am! Why would you think that!?
SpongeBob: Because you don't usually do this....
Squidward: Yes I do....It's a normal thing! Normal! Normal!!
SpongeBob: Should I help you up?
Squidward: No, I'm fine! I'm fine! FINE!
SpongeBob: I don't think you are....
Squidward: Oh look at the time! I should be going to work! Bye!
[Squidward dives out of a window in the bathroom]
SpongeBob: .......Well, that was unexpected....
[The scene goes to Squidward bursting into the Grocery Mart]
Squidward: Good morning!
Mart Owner: Um, hi?....
Squidward: Good morning sir!
Mart Owner: Do I know you?
Squidward: You'll know me for today, but you won't know me tomorrow....
Mart Owner: Huh, what are you trying to say?
Squidward: Look, I'm living the same day over and over again....I joined here yesterday which was today....
Mart Owner: Oh, um....Ok?....
Squidward: Look, just let the next 13 hours or so be good hours....Ok?
Mart Owner: Um, ok?....
[The Mart owner presses a button on a desk and an alarm goes off]
Squidward: Oh, come on!
[Two Security Guards come out of a door and chase Squidward]
Mart Owner: Thank gosh that's over, for a minute there I thought I was in trouble....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob walking into the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Good morning Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're 1 second late...
SpongeBob: What? No! How come!?
Mr. Krabs: I don't know, you tell me....
SpongeBob: Look, I'm really sorry! How can I repay you!?
Mr. Krabs: Well, the old wishing well at the back needs scrubbing again, I was gonna leave Old Man Jenkins to do it like usual but his car has broke down....So, you are a sponge....
SpongeBob: I'm already on it Mr. Krabs!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob climbing down into the well]
SpongeBob: Ah, the memory's....I remember when me and Patrick first found magic in here!
Squidward: SpongeBob!? What are you doing here?!
SpongeBob: Squidward!?
Squidward: *Sigh* Get down here!
[Squidward pulls SpongeBob down to the bottom of the wall]
SpongeBob: So, do you hang out here often or something?
Squidward: No, no I do not!
SpongeBob: You know, to hide you're face?.....
Squidward: You didn't just say that, did you?....
SpongeBob: I don't know, did I?
Squidward: You know what? I'm gonna take my chances with the guards...Enjoy it down here, if you're lucky you might get the amount of money that Mr. Krab's gives us on pay day!
[Squidward jumps out of the well]
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs only gives us a penny on pay day...
Squidward: That's what I mean! *Laughs*
[The Two Guards are around the corner of the Krusty Krab talking to Fred]
Guard: Have you seen this man?
[The guard show Fred a picture of Squidward]
Fred: AH! It's a monster!
[Fred runs away screaming]
Guard: I give up, every time we show them the picture they just scream.....This guy could be the next Strangler!
Guard 2: Ugh, yeah....Sure....Hey, the donut shop has a new offer at the moment, want to go?
Guard: I guess!
[The Two Guards run away]
Squidward: Ha, idiots...
[Squidward bumps into Squidella]
Squidella: Oh, hello....
Squidward: Will you watch where you're gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
Squidella: Are you ok?
Squidward: Yeah, never better!
Squidella: Well, do you work here?
Squidward: Why, yes...Yes I do...Why?
Squidella: I was looking around the place and I was just about to go in to get a snack, what are you doing here?
Squidward: Um, I was just checking on SpongeBob, he's always out here, admiring the view....
Squidella: The view of what?
Squidward: Um, the rocks....
Squidella: Oh, well....Where is he now?
SpongeBob: Squidward! Could you help me up please? You seem to of pushed the barrel up with you when you climbed out....
Squidella: Is that him?
Squidward: Um, yeah....It is....
Squidella: Why is he in a well?
Squidward: Well I guess he's gone a bit to close and fallen down....It happens to the best of us!
Squidella: Does it?
Squidward: Oh yeah, you won't believe it....There's even a new charity called Get "Well" Soon....It's all about the falling into wells decease....
Squidella: Um, well....I never knew that was even a thing....
Squidward: Oh, it is....It's very serious...
Squidella: So, please can I have a patty now or what?
Squidward: Yeah, follow me!
[The scene goes to Squidward entering the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: Ah, the Krusty Krab....Isn't it beautiful?!
Squidella: Well, it's definitely Krusty, I'll give you that....
Squidward: Would you say it's Crabby too? *Laughs*
Squidella: Yeah, it's pretty lame now you've said it....
[The scene goes to Squidward and Squidella entering the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: Ah, The Krusty Krab! Would you say it's Krusty and that's why they named it?
Squidella: Haha, yeah...Good one....
Squidward: Ok, I'm gonna cook you up a Krabby Patty of a lifetime! Prepare to amazed!
[The scene goes to Squidward and Squidella in front of a burning Krusty Krab]
Squidward: Ya know, now I think about it, I haven't had much training with the grill....
Squidella: Yeah, I think I know that now.....
[The scene goes to Squidward coming out of the kitchen with a pretty and shiny Krabby Patty]
Squidward: Ta Da! A brand new Krabby Patty from the kitchen!
Squidella: Why does it say Jim on it?
Squidward: Um, well....I must of spelt my name wrong....Squidward/Jim....Easy mistake....
Squidella: Yeah.....
[Squidward sits down at the table with Squidella]
[Squidward picks up a candle from the floor]
Squidward: I wish people would stop leaving this on the floor! Who the heck takes a candle to a restaurant?
[Plankton is on a date on the floor with a Patty Pal toy]
Plankton: Hey, that's mine!
Squidella: Um, are mutant bugs a normal thing here?
Squidward: Trust me, nothing shocks me any more....
[Squidella takes a bite out of the Krabby Patty]
Squidella: Wow, not bad....Not bad at all!
Squidward: Wow, thanks!....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob in the wishing well]
SpongeBob: Hm, a way out....A Way out....
[SpongeBob presses a button that opens a secret entrance]
Voice: Welcome to Magic Land!
SpongeBob: Woah, hey....That's for another episode!
[Squilliam walks past the well]
Squilliam: Where's Squidella? She's late for the local book club...
SpongeBob: Hi Squilliam!
Squilliam: Oh you, hi.....
SpongeBob: Can you please let me out?
Squilliam: Only under one condition, you tell me where Squidella is!
SpongeBob: Ok, can do!
Squilliam: Ok, I can't believe I'm doing this but come on up!
[Squilliam helps SpongeBob up in the bucket]
SpongeBob: Thanks, I think she's in the Krusty Krab with Squidward....
Squilliam: Squidward......
[The scene goes to Squilliam entering the Krusty Krab]
Squilliam: SQUIDWARD!!!!!....
Squidward: Squilliam!? How did you get here!?....
Squilliam: SpongeBob told me!
Squidward: Barnacles!
[Squidella runs over to Squilliam and kisses him on the nose]
Squilliam: This is my girl, alright?
Squidward: NOOOOOO!!!!
[The scene goes to Squidward waking up in his bed]
Squidward: I wish I could just get it right, for once! Just for once!
[SpongeBob walks past the window]
SpongeBob: Good morning Squidward!
Squidward: SpongeBob? Aren't you supposed to sing to me or something?
SpongeBob: Sing to you? You got me on Broadway, remember? Thanks buddy!
Squidward: Wait, Broadway!? What have I done this time!?
[Squidella comes into the room holding a baby]
Squidella: Honey, you're awake....I'm so glad you're ok!
Squidward: Huh? What's going on here?
Squidella: The doctor just got you out of hospital, you were sleeping for 4 Days!
Squidward: W-W-What?....
Squidella: The bike accident, remember?
Squidward: The bike accident? But, I wasn't in love then....
Squidella: Squidward Tentacles! This is terrible, you can't even remember our wedding day!
Squidward: And, is that a b-b-baby?....
Squidella: How could you not remember Bobby!?
[Squidella shows Squidward the baby]
[The baby looks like SpongeBob when he was a baby]
Bobby: Da Da...
[The scene goes to Squidward waking up in his hospital bed with Groundhog Day playing on the TV in front of him]
Squidward: Well, that's the last time I'm ever watching that again....
[THE END]
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