Lisa Goes Gaga/Quotes

:Lady Gaga: Someone in Springfield needs my help. Light up the after-bras!
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:Lady Gaga dancers: (chanting) There is no over the top, there is no over the top.
:Jimbo Jones: Run! With an egg that big, there's gotta be an even bigger chicken!
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:Lady Gaga: Never forget, you're all my little monsters.
:Moe: Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.
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:Lady Gaga: Hey, easy with the soda.
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:Nelson: Lisa, what you did is like my mother sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.
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:Homer: I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.
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:Bart: Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?
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:Chief Wiggum: (on Ralph) Ah, he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!
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:Homer: Stay dehydrated. Oh, I'm on the wrong tree!
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:Lisa: (Crying) Look, if I could just spend a few days in my room without anyone trying to cheer me up, I think I might have a chance to...
:Homer: (Interrupting her) Hey! Why don't we go see Lady Gaga? That'll turn your frown upside down.
:Lisa: That's not a frown! It is a straight line of resignation. Looks just the same upside down.
:Homer: What are you talking about? (Grabs Lisa and turns her upside down) Y-You're right! (Starts turnung her upside down repeately) Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop!
:Lisa: Dad, if you really want to help, please stop trying to help!
:Homer:I will, but you know me and my crazy number thing where I always have to get to 17. (Repeately flips her again) Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Whoops, I lost count. Better start again. Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! (Lisa sighs)
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:Lady Gaga: So, any ideas about Lisa?
:Marge: [sighs] I never have any idea what to do for Lisa. To be the mother of someone who's so smart and so sensitive and who beautifully plays an instrument [sotto voice] I don't really care for, [sobbing] it's so hard. I wish I was one of those young women who could just wave their hands in front of their eyes and not cry, because it doesn't work for me. (Lady Gaga reaching her hands)
:Lady Gaga: Marge...
:Marge: Ah... Ooh! Aah! Ooh!
:Lady Gaga: Marge. Marge. Marge.
:Marge: Hm...
:Lady Gaga: Marge, take it easy. (Marge groans) It's just human contact.
:Marge: I'm afraid handholding isn't going to cheer me up.
:Lady Gaga: Well, maybe this will. [grabbing her face and kissing]
:Marge: Homer!
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:Lady Gaga: Lisa. (Lisa rolls her eyes) Lisa! Listen to me! This pity party's being shut down by the smile police. Here's what you gonna do...
:Lisa: (Outraged at her) Why do you keep telling me what I'm gonna do? This isn't about me!
:Lady Gaga: Well, who else would it be about?
:Lisa: You! It's about "Hello! Hello Springfield! It's me, Gaga! Why is everyone looking at my purple hair full of blue birds?" Well, I denounce thee!
:Lady Gaga: Wha...?
:Lisa: I denounce thee for giving people ambitions they cannot fulfill. And I denounce thee for positing a world where social acceptance and walking on heels are easy!
:Lady Gaga dancer: Please, may we kill the kid? (Another dancer shakes his head negatively)
:Lisa: I denounce thee! I denounce thee! I denounce thee!
:Lady Gaga: (Sad) Whoa... easy little monster.
:Lisa: (Whispering to Lady Gaga Quietly) Don't "Monster" Me! (Everyone gasps)
:Lady Gaga: Whatever you say. (Starts crying a glowing dust)
:Lisa: Are you crying glitter?
:Lady Gaga: Tiny diamonds. Hurts like hell! (runs away from Lisa)
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