UnBarney HQ

The UnBarney HQ is our amazing headquarters with stuff that those capitalist bastards at UnAnything wish they could get their hands on. 
== Features ==
* Shaming center, 3 TVS, every console from 2600 to PS5 alongside every UnBarney ZD console. It's literal shaming heaven.
* A theatre that we managed to install. How do we get reels? Good question! The answer is we imported them them! Mostly used for propaganda movie showing and the occasional non-propaganda movies, before our eventual mass-suicide on April 27th, 2033. This evolved from no seating, a CRT and BETAMAX (which was extremely popular in UnBarney) to a 10/10 home theater setup for 2010 to essentially a movie theater.
* BEST. QUARTERS. EVER. Fully decked out with marble flooring, one of those LG rolling TVs with 4K resolution, streaming box, TV box and an Xbox Series S in every dorm! There’s even a pull out bed and Nike Decades to prepare for our mass suicide!! Spoiler alert: There will be no mass suicide, sorry UnAnything capitalists!
* An arcade! It’s full of posters that say “there is no god, the only god is Father Strange and Captain B"
* Rocket Launchers on the roof that automatically take down UnAnything aircraft. We never actually use these, so we just fuck around with them. But they’re ready in case UA aircraft fly past them. They can hold 2 rockets with TINY nuclear warheads and must be manually reloaded.
* Track and shame the low level individuals from the fully furnished watchtower! 
*The barracks for the UnBarney Military, all the ARs, AKs, Heckler and Kochs, Glocks and Remingtons are stored there with the mods and the army vehicles which are modded off-road ready golf carts to cut costs alongside some GLORIOUS ARMORED SUVs!
*Outside the HQ are 2 screens that display the news and our glorious movies. No sound though.
== Fleet ==
* 100,000 2020 UnBarney Motors HK5 sedans
* 5,000+ 1992 - 2015 UnBarney Motors MSP Military vehicles (modded golf carts)
* 750 UnBarney Motors MilVe military vehicles (hence the MilVe)
* A few buses, 3 of them being electric
* 200 UnBarney Motors busses.
*Father Strange gave us 20 Volvo S40s. Totally didn’t steal them from his home country.
*A few propaganda vans (2011 to 2015 UnBarney Motors Space Sprinter S with speakers attached that Father Strange’s allies talk into)
* Father Strange’s transport limo
* 30+ of Father Strange's other cars.
*27 UnBarney Motors ZEZ Turbo Wagons.
== So, you want in? ==
Tough luck buddy! UnBarney HQ is heavily guarded by a few guards armed with FULL AUTO HK33s and when you try to enter they ask for your ID OR you can identify via a QR code on your government issued phone. We only got the submachine versions because we spent the entire budget on the TV and pillars. Most people allowed in have an access card, but if you don't, you're either mostly fucked or barely scarred.
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