Dark Meta Knight

Dark Meta Knight is a character in The Air Ride Series.
==​About==
Dark Meta Knight really wants to be a great villain. He was inspired by many villains on TV shows, and really tries to be a great villain. However, he is the worst villain ever. He tries to take over Poopstar, but the best thing he ever took over was a reddit fourm nobody used. His conquests usually end with himself running to his pee stained bed and hiding under the covers due to spotting a ladybug, being defeated due to tripping over a stick, stopping at the store to buy that new video game and playing it for the rest of the month, getting distracted by a nice ice cream cone, and rushing to the nearest ice cream truck, getting run over by Dyna Blade's car, checking his facebook in the middle of a fight, and having to go wee wee, and going on the battleground. His army consists of rocks, bottle caps, and crumpled up paper balls. His wings don't work 78.544.355.678.216.34657.5775% of the time, and his sword is made of plastic.
Category:Air ride group members
Category:Bosses
Category:Idiots