Pierre Webster steals Principal Prickly’s Job and gets grounded

=== Cast ===
Pierre Webster-Dallas
Randall Weems-Eric
Menlo-Paul
Jordan-Joey
Jerome-Steven
King Bob-Eric
Cornchip Girl-Kayla
TJ Detweiler-Eric
Vince LaSalle-Paul
Ashley Spinelli-Julie
Gretchen Grundler-Amy
Mikey Blumberg-Joey
Gus Griswald-David/Evil Genius/Zack
Principal Prickley-Wiseguy
Tina-Kimberly
=== Transcript ===
Pierre Webster: Hi! I'm Pierre Webster! and today I'm going to steal Principal Prickly's job! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pierre Webster broke into Third Street School, Then he sat on Principal Prickly's chair and he started to steal Principal Prickly's job. 
Pierre Webster: First, I will get out the intercom!
So Pierre Webster got out the intercom, and he was ready to be like Principal Prickly.
Pierre Webster: And now to act like a principal! Here I go! 
Then Pierre Webster started acting like a principal and he called through the intercom.
Pierre Webster: Randall and Menlo! Report to the principal's office right now! 
Then Randall Weems and his Menlo came up to Pierre Webster.
Randall: Pierre Webster, why are you the principal? 
Menlo: Yeah, why are you the principal? 
Pierre Webster: Don't ask me about why I'm the principal, anyways, you two are expelled forever!
Randall: But I didn't do anything!
Menlo: Neither did I! We did nothing wrong! 
Pierre Webster: Yes you did! The pair of you have been snitching on Lawson one two many times! Also, you snitched on one of the Third Street School Bullies! The two of you have been very naughty boys!
Randall: But we're innocent! We tell you!
Menlo: We didn't do anything!
Pierre Webster bellowed at Randall and Menlo.
Pierre Webster: I don't care! Now get out of here before I call the police! 
Randall and Menlo walked away, feeling upset.
Randall: How in the world did we get expelled for nothing?!
Menlo: Yeah, how in the world did we get expelled for nothing?! Our parents are not going to be happy about this!
Then Pierre Webster called through the intercom.
Pierre Webster: Jordan and Jerome! Report to the principal's office right now!
Then Jordan and Jerome came up to Pierre Webster.
Jordan: Pierre Webster, why are you the principal? 
Jerome: Yeah, why are you the principal?
Pierre Webster bellowed at Jordan and Jerome.
Pierre Webster: None of your freaking business! Anyways, both of you are expelled forever for being telltales who tell King Bob on Lawson and his friends! Get out now! You Samantha F*gs
Jordan and Jerome walked away, feeling upset.
Jerome: But we didn't do anything wrong! 
Then Pierre Webster called through the intercom. 
Pierre Webster: King Bob! Report to the principal's office right now! 
Then King Bob came up to Pierre Webster.
King Bob: Pierre Webster, why are you the principal?
Pierre Webster: Don't ask me about why I'm the principal, anyways, you're expelled forever! Just like your henchmen Jordan and Jerome!
King Bob: But I didn't do anything!
Pierre Webster bellowed at King Bob. 
Pierre Webster: I don't care! You, King Bob, are nothing but an unfair tyrant of the playground who bosses around! You are worse than my stupid daughter Samantha! Now get out of here before I call the police! 
King Bob walked away, feeling upset.
King Bob: This is an outrage! How in the world did we get expelled for nothing?!
Then Pierre Webster called through the intercom. 
Pierre Webster: Cornchip Girl! Report to the principal's office right now!
Then Cornchip Girl came up to Pierre Webster. 
Cornchip Girl: Pierre Webster, why are you the principal? 
Pierre Webster bellowed at Cornchip Girl. 
Pierre Webster: None of this is important! Anyways, you are expelled forever for being a genius and supporting Samantha, Samantha does not deserve support! Get out! Right now!
Cornchip Girl: But I didn't do anything wrong!
Pierre Webster: I don't care! Get out right now, or I will kill your father!
Cornchip Girl walked away, feeling upset. 
Cornchip Girl: This is impossible! That's it, I'll tell my daddy about this!
Then Pierre Webster called through the intercom.  
Pierre Webster: TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! Report to the principal's office right now! 
Then TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald came up to Pierre Webster. 
TJ: Pierre Webster, why are you the principal? 
Vince: Yeah, tell us right now why are you the principal? 
Pierre Webster bellowed at TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus. 
Pierre Webster: None of this is important! Anyways, all of you are expelled forever for supporting my stupid daughter Samantha! Get out! Right now! 
Spinelli: But we didn't do anything wrong! 
Gretchen: We're innocent! We tell you!
Pierre Webster: I don't care! Get out right now!
TJ: No! 
Pierre Webster: Get out right now!
Mikey: We said no! 
Pierre Webster: Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! And that's final! or I will kill Lieutenant Griswald with a gun!
TJ and the gang lost their tempers. 
TJ: You know what! That's it!
Vince: We had enough of your child abusing behavior! 
Spinelli: Yeah, you whomp! 
Gretchen: I agree with Spinelli! You just whomp!
Mikey: This time you've gone too far! 
Gus: That's it! We're going to beat the living crap out of you! 
TJ and the gang began to beat up Pierre Webster, and TJ and the gang were yelling and Pierre Webster was screaming in pain. Then Pierre Webster fell to the floor, feeling hurt.
Pierre Webster: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! That hurts extremely bad! Curse you TJ and the gang!  All of you whomp! Including Lieutenant Griswald and Lieutenant LaMaise!
TJ: We don't care! That's what you get for stealing Principal Prickly's job and expelling the students for no reason! Your tyranny whomps!
Vince: Yeah, your tyranny whomps! You child abuser!
Then Principal Prickly showed up, and he was furious. TJ and the gang were feeling relieved. 
Pierre Webster: Oh no! It's Principal Prickly! 
Principal Prickly: Pierre Webster, the abusive father of Samantha, I'm getting complaints from the teachers that you are expelling the students for no reason and you stole my job. Is this true? 
Pierre Webster: Um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um! Yes it is! 
Principal Prickly was horrified, and now he was furious with Pierre Webster, and was throwing a mental breakdown. 
Principal Prickly: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Pierre Webster, I can't believe you stole my job by expelling the students! This is a very serious situation. A very serious situation indeed. You don't ever steal the principal's job at school, you see stealing the principal's job undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. That's it, Get out right now while I’m calling Tina!
Then Pierre Webster went home in disgrace. Back at the mental people’s home, Tina were furious with Pierre Webster. 
Tina: Pierre Webster! How dare you steal Principal Prickly's job by expelling the students for no reason! You know this is only the principal's job to suspend or expel someone from school! That's it! You're grounded for life! Go back to your dormitory right now!
Then Pierre Webster went up to his dormitory, crying. 
Pierre Webster: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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