The Squidward Files: Epic Rap Battles of Oceanry

The Squidward Files: Epic Rap Battles of Oceanry is the eighth episode of The Squidward Files that premiered on January 13, 2013. The previous episode was The Squidward Files: Urchin Crab, and the next will be The Squidward Files: Hurricane Squidward.
==Plot==
Patrick accidentally gets Squidward into a rap battle with the Purple Dragons Leader, risking the high security of the diary.
==Characters==
*Squidward Tentacles (debut)
*Patrick Star (debut)
==Awards==
This episode hasn't won any awards yet.
==Transcript==
*(Patrick walks around in the mall and bumps into a hooded figure. The hood comes down and it appears to be the Purple Dragons Leader).
*Purple Dragons Leader: Hey, don't I recognise you from somewhere. Aren't you friends with the squid?
*Patrick: Oh, are you talking about Squidward? Yeah, I'm his best huddy in the whole wide world!
*Purple Dragons Leader: Well tell that sad sack that I'm gonna beat him dead the next time I lay my hands on him.
*(A businessman nearby catches the attention of the Purple Dragons Leader. Patrick walks over to see).
*Businessman Fish: Extra, extra, read all about it, Epic Rap Battles of Oceanry start tonight!
*Purple Dragons Leader: Sorry sir, Epic Rap Battles of what?
*Businessman Fish: You haven't heard of the Epic Rap Battles of Ocenary? I can't believe it!
*Purple Dragons Leader: So what exactly do you do in these, Epic Rap Battles of Oceanry thing?
*Businessman Fish: Please call me Nick. Anyway, in Epic Rap Battles of Oceanry, you get to rap battle any enemy of yours. If you win, you get something your really want.
*Purple Dragons Leader: Great!
*(Scene goes to letter going through Squidward`s door).
*Squidward: The usual mail, (sees a letter from Purple Dragons Leader) Purple Dragons!
*(Squidward reads letter).
*Squidward: A rap battle against me? He gets the diary if he wins?
*SpongeBob: Sounds good.
*Squidward: Good?
*(Scene goes to Rapping Tournament Stage).
*Announcer: So tonight we have got, uh,.
*Purple Dragons Leader: Call me Leader.
*Announcer: Leader vs Squidward Tennisballs!
*Squidward: Tentacles!
*Announcer: Alright, when the beat starts, I want you to do your raps Leader.
*(Track plays).
*Purple Dragons Leader: (Raps) Alright Mr. Tentacles, your going down, I`m gonna get the attention of all the fish downtown.
*Squidward: (Raps) Help people! He`s making my ears bleed! I`m a true rapper, they call me MC!
*Patrick: Go get him Squiddy!
*Fan: MC Squidward!
*Purple Dragons Leader: (Angry) (Raps) He calls himself MC, he can`t even drink tea.
*Squidward: (Raps) Quit your anger man! You fell out of a van.
*Purple Dragons Leader: Listen up here folks, this is shocking, he went on a Halloween hunt, ringing and flipping knocking!
*Crowd: (Cheer for Purple Dragons Leader)
*Announcer: Who won? Who`s next? YOU DECIDE! Epic Rap Battle of Oceanry!
*Squidward: Who needs this? (Storms out)
*(Scene cuts to outside)
*SpongeBob: You done your best Squidward.
*Mr. Krabs: Pretty good raps.
*Squidward: I`ll get revenge on that punk...
*[End of episode]
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