Ultimate No-Brainer

Ultimate No-Brainer is the evolved form of No-Brainer.
==Appearance==
Ultimate No-Brainer is much beefier than his default form, with an extremely misshapen and lopsided appearance of randomly bulging muscles and veins, arguably more so than before, with the right side of his head, left arm, and legs from the knee down all swollen to different degrees. Ultimate No-Brainer now only possesses two arms and horns, with his right arm a lot more natural than before and lacking the misplaced fingers, with black fingernails, swapped eye colors, and smaller facial features, with his left horn more curled backwards than the right one. Ultimate No-Brainer's outfit only survives as some sparse dark gray rags hanging from his shoulders, and a ripped pair of tattered pants lacking his original boots entirely. Ultimate No-Brainer's skin is an ever-changing rainbow gradient of different colors.
Ultimate No-Brainer wears the Ultimate Simplicitrix symbol on the end of the loose threads on the rag of his original shirt dangling from his right shoulder.
==Powers==
*Ultimate No-Brainer retains the abilities of his default form.
*Ultimate No-Brainer can now manipulate randomness entirely opposed to only inducing it around him, allowing him to influence and manipulate situations and events much more directly, somewhat more than before, or not any better than before. The effects of Ultimate No-Brainer's enhanced reality randomization can range from resurrecting every single person on planet Earth named John Smith at the risk of approximately 93.4251999% of them becoming flesh-eating zombies that will take over the world, to discovering the identity of Banksy at the cost of causing all matter that makes up the East Coast of the United States to be perfectly transmuted into week-old spray cheese, to even completely deleting and erasing everything he has ever existed, previously existed, or will exist from all of reality as we know in not even the blink of an eye, to EVEN summoning TWO pet dwarf hamsters out of thin air, and that's not all.
*Ultimate No-Brainer's big ol' head now has a brain to call his own, not only removing his constant reliance on passively absorbing the brainwaves and psychic feedback of others to maintain his own intelligence unless he risks entering a comatose state, but his presence now empowers the psychic abilities of others, including the hypnosis of Whampire, the telepathic control and communication of Ventrilosquid, the clairvoyance and foresight of Clairvoy, the intelligence granting of Fluxinauseousinihibitipilification, and the psychic energy manipulation of Psiomnic... some of the time.
*Ultimate No-Brainer has enhanced strength, durability, endurance, and intelligence throughout his entire body overall... I think?
*Ultimate No-Brainer cannot be directly affected through reality warping and manipulation in the slightest... typically... no, always... right? I don't recall.
==Weaknesses==
*Ultimate No-Brainer loses his passive abilities of brainwave and psychic energy absorption entirely due to no longer necessarily needing them to survive.
*Although Ultimate No-Brainer's randomness manipulation allows him to hold back and suppress the purely random nature of his abilities, their reality warping effects can still be catastrophic, not so bad, or completely harmless in nature, requiring the upmost concentration not to uncontrollably tamper with the fabric of existence itself.
*With the premature activation of his randomization power making it a mystery how many times Alan has actually transformed into No-Brainer before the randomization kicked in and turned him into someone else, the situation of finally managing to become No-Brainer and evolve into his Ultimate form is another level of pure chance.
*Ultimate No-Brainer's flashing rainbow skin is an ecliptic's nightmare.