Stan Tapes His Camera

The following script isn’t from my mind. It came from IT-Saac. Go check them out on YouTube by the way.
South Park, daytime. The Marsh Residence. A man wearing a suit knocks on the door. Randy opens the door and looks at the man.
Man: [serious] Hello. I would like to talk to Stan Marsh.
Randy: [looks around confused] Uh, why?
Man: It’s personal business.
Randy: [turns around and looks at Stan, who arrives to the scene] Stan, are you in trouble?
Stan: I don’t know, why?
Man: Stan, do you have any idea of what you’re doing?
Stan: Uh, who are you and how do you know my name?
Randy: Hey, what- are you spying on him? [looks at the man]
Man: [walks inside] I’m a legal professional. Let me talk to him myself. [walks pass Randy and to Stan]
Randy: Wait, what?
Man: [kneels down to Stan] Stan, you’ve been on your computer lately, right? 
Stan: Uh, yes?
Man: Let’s go upstairs to take a look at it. [gets up and heads upstairs]
In Stan’s room..
Man: [points at the computer] Do you see the problem here, Stan?
Stan: [confused] What? I don’t get it.
Man: The tape on your MacBook! [points at the tape] Didn’t you read about how putting tap on your MacBook would damage it? 
Stan: Yeah, I read an article about it. That’s why I did it. 
Man: What?
Stan: [chuckles] Yeah, I thought it was so stupid that it encouraged me to do it.
Man: Aw, c’mon. This isn’t a game. Doing this would damage your display. 
Stan: Why do you care?
Man: [fumbling] Well it’s important to keep your computer safe.
Stan: Who are you my insurance company? 
Man: No? I mean- I think so?
Stan: [yells] Dad, does my computer need insurance?
Randy: [offscreen] No.
Stan: Get out.
Man: Wait, hold on-
Stan: I didn’t ask you to help me with my computer.
Man: But-
Stan: You obviously wanted the camera uncovered so you can spy on me. 
Man: [whining] Come on! Please take it off!
Stan: Get out of my house.
-
Nighttime.. the man appears outside The Marsh Residence wearing all black, holding a rope and is coming from Stan’s window.
Man: Very well, Stan. We’re gonna have to do this the hard way. 
-
Dayttime again, at The Marsh Residence. The man knocks on the door again. This time, Stan answers.
Man: Hey. I just got an alert saying your computer must be broken. 
Stan: Yes?
Man: And what did I tell you about the tape?
Stan: [angry] Yeah, obviously my camera covered in tape put a bullet on my screen.
Man: [is nervous] ..Yeah. Exactly-
Stan: [holds a sealed plastic bag with a bullet inside] Look what I found by the way. [the man is shocked] Should I report an intruder in my house? And describe what he looked like? [the man is quiet] You’re not fooling anyone, you know that? [shuts the door]
Man: [gives up and sighs, walks away]