Snowboarder

She can do awesome stunts on her snowboard. Once upon a time (this isn't a fairytale, for those who wanted to know) on a faraway and very cold mountain, she sat on her snowboard waiting for her friends, who were finishing up in the bathroom, the washroom, the WC, whatever you want to call it. She would call it the washroom, since she's Canadian.
She brought in the best snowboard yet. It was something that nobody had seen in their entire lives. It was big, motorized, and since its appendages were wacky and mixed up, could be programmed to crash easily. She didn't care. She had the best snowboard ever. She couldn't wait any longer for her friends to come for her. She got out her snowboard and started going downhill. She distracted a guy into falling off of the mountain, distracted a minifigure in a snowball fight into getting hit by one, and was overall was being a big jerk to everybody. She was just like Lightning McQueen.
So when her friends came out of the bathroom, all they heard were the hurling cries coming from her. She had raced into town, knocking over Christmas decos and stealing cookies on her way down. She ended up wondering why somebody had taken LEGO city and turned it upside-down. Apparently, she was the one who was upside-down. She crashed into the children's orphanage as a result. Her friends just stood there at the top of the mountain. The Snowboarder? She looked as though she had broken her butt.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 3 Minifigures