101 Ways To Avoid An Crazy Ex Queen From Killing You

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== Stop, Drop and- PERIL!- Xxanmie ==
Jade Mountain was in danger…
Dragons were shrieking and running, and Clay hurried to the entrance of the mountain. "EVERYONE, GET TO SAFETY!" He yelled, and as he dodged past students, he heard it echo across the stone hallways. Where had his friends gone? Perhaps they were hiding as well, or perhaps...Shaking his head, Clay ran with all of his might. No, Clay, stop thinking that! No one has been declared dead yet! He thought as he ran to the hallways and felt the breeze outside, but it wasn't peaceful; there was a threat that would kill them all.
He saw her scar, which turned the left side of her face into a dark mess, and the dark orange scales. It only served to heighten her sinister laughter's terrible effect. and she posed an equal threat, capable of killing every dragonet in Jade Mountain.
(W.I.P)
== Overpowering Flattery - Darklight's Cavern ==
When your evil queen is walking up to you with an even more evil gleam in her eye, there's only one thing to do.
"Your Majesty! Why, you gleam like a gem! Did I mention you look beautiful? Beautifully dangerous and stunning! Most certainly the most beautiful queen in Pyrrhia! And your intelligence is as grand as your most wonderous beautiful-ness! The highlight of my life is to wake up and see you ruling the tribe!! All your ideas are as brilliant as your appearance, and the war has never been going better! ...Sure, I lost my brother yesterday, but that was no fault of yours! You're the best queen on the planet! I can't imagine what our tribe would ever do without you, Queen Scarlet..!"
...Okay, so maybe she was twenty feet away and didn't hear you, but trust me; you just dodged a massive bullet.
== Tricks ‘n’ Tricks - Weaselcloud ==
When the Queen is only 2 feet away from you and is staring at you…
”UM, HEY HEY! Your Majesty, one and only beauty, do you want to conquer the world? There is an animus museum in the very very very very bottom of the school! EVERY SINGLE ANCIENT ARTIFACT WITH ALL THE POWER!! COME COME, LETS GO GO GO!! Yipeeee!”
Ummm… but what’s gonna happen once she realizes there’s nothing and comes back up even eviler? 
== Splash! And...um...MAKE WAVES!-User:Anderss161 ==
So, before we begin. Peril has become queen in this story. Okay? ALSO. SOME DEATH.
Clay was flying, as hard as he could, away from Peril. His wings felt like they could give out at any minute. 
"PERIL!" He bellowed over the raging storm. "THIS ISN'T YOU!"
"HA, HA, HA, HA! Don't you see? This IS me!" As she said this, she winced in pain.
"Peril! The rain! Find shelter!"
"NEVER! I NEED TO FIND YOU! I NEED TO CATCH YOU!"
Peril drew even nearer, until Clay realized she was right on his tail. 
"I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice." He said, his voice cracking.
"WHA-"
At the last minute, Clay spun, shaking her off and dove straight into the water, splashing it all over Peril.
"NO! NO! *SOB* It hurts! MAKE IT STOP!" Her body grew limp, and she fell from the sky, gracefully drifting down, like a bird that had been speared, or shot with an arrow. The orange glow from her body grew fainter as she fell, until she hit the water. Then, it finally disappeared.
"PERIL! Peril. *SOB* I'm so sorry! I didn't want to do this! This is all my fault." He gently lowered down Peril's body, letting it float down the stream, like the flowers or toy ships the young dragonets at the village often did.
Sorry to all you Cleril fans :(.
== Don't do that... -Nightshade28173 ==
Step one: Be born
Step two: Look up the evil queens on the server
Step three: Arm yourself
Step four: In the night, run in the opposite direction of said evil queen
Step five: Keep track of them
Step six: Don't even THINK about stealing anything from them
Step seven: ASSASSINATION IS NOT THE GO-TO. YOU WILL MOST LIKELY DIE ANYWAY
Step eight: When she dies you can join the real world but remember step 6
Step nine: Be normal
So.... just DON'T PROVOKE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE (Duh).
== Leave it to the professionals - R\d+==
Something one must know about Scarlet is that she hates anything which has a vague sense of intelligence, for she prefers to keep herself stupid and entertained.
Therefore, you probably shouldn't go. She'll kill you for being smarter than her.
But me? Oh ho ho, it's perfect. No one can stop an absolute ignoramus like me from convincing her of things. Why else would she let Osprey die? He was far too wise.
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