Space

Covet Show episode 7 «Space» was released on September 11, 2020.
== Plot ==
The episode starts with Covet thinking about Peppa Pig. Miramar tells him that Team Fortress 2 has free hats but Covet doesn’t answer. Miramar tells Covet that there’s a new Peppa Pig episode out, and he asks what it’s called. Miramar then says «Do you want to go to space?», and Covet says he wants to watch it. Miramar then tells it wasn’t an episode name but a question. Covet calls Miramar an idiot, but answers yes. Miramar then says not to insult his dad but Covet says that he’s adopted and technically not his son (see Covet Show lore).
Miramar and Covet then proceed to travel around the world to the space center while «Stayin’ Alive» by Bee Gees plays, and when they arrive, Covet asks Miramar if it’s okay if he got fined 30 times in Japan, the USA and Italy, another trillion in Australia and another 130 in Britain. Miramar responds that yes, it’s okay, but he needs to be patient when he will fly to space. He then leaves Covet with a white D-Series named Dibasher, who says that Covet is yet small for space, but he accepts him. 
Dibasher then tows Covet in a trailer to another section of the space center. He remarks that Covet is very heavy, and Covet tells that it’s probably because of 98 octane gas. Dibasher tunes Covet and prepares him to fly to space. As «Time, Forwards!» by Georgy Sviridov plays, Covet parks inside the cannon, two Piccolinas set up the cannon and it shoots Covet straight into space. This causes such a strong earthquake that Pigeon falls apart.
While Covet flies in space and admires it, Miramar explains to Pigeon that Covet flew away to space in a giant cannon that caused the earthquake that made Pigeon fell apart. At this exact moment, Miramar remembers that he wanted to send Covet to get some bread. Covet meanwhile lands on the Moon and thinks he is the first car on the Moon. Covet then turns on terrestrial gravity simulation to go faster and suddenly hears a yellow extraterrestrial car stuck in a crater calling for help. After Covet helps the extraterrestrial get out, he introduces himself as Flififivivifiviliveshnik and takes Covet on a tour of the Moon.
The Moon is populated by small yellow «ealictronic» cars with funny faces. They usually fight for territory on sticks, and due to the Moon being less populated than Earth, the lunar wars are not that deadly – for example, in a war described by Flififivivifiviliveshnik, only 30 cars died; they also film TikTok’s where they eat sand, and spin in a giant hamster wheel that was thrown to the Moon by the scientists from episode 4. Covet catches PTSD from that wheel and decides to go away from it.
Exploring the Moon, Covet comes across Satsumich on the dark side. Satsumich is hiding on the dark side of the Moon since the Lunar cars tried to torture and kill him. Satsumich was waiting for them to get distracted from him to get into his cannon and fly back to Earth. Now that the aliens were busy fighting, filming TikTok’s and spinning in a giant hamster wheel, Covet and Satsumich drove into the cannon and shot themselves back to Earth.
After Covet gets back to his stock state, Miramar and Covet drive home as fast as they can. Miramar did so because he didn’t want him and Covet to be flooded with reporters, though Covet wanted to be on TV. Afterwards, Dibasher and Satsumich arrive and Covet tells Pigeon and Miramar that he’s not the first car on the Moon, but Satsumich is. Covet and Satsumich laugh at the fact that after the trip to the Moon, they didn’t become stupid, and everyone laughs as the episode ends.
== Trivia ==
*Dibasher, the name of the white D-Series, is likely a misspelling of either «D-Basher» or «deboshir», which has multiple meanings in Russian, such as rowdy, ruffian or hooligan.
*Flififivivifiviliveshnik’s phrase «Oh my yellow ealictronic motor!» was a misspelling of the word «electric motor» either done by accident or on humoristic purpose.
*Satsumich is a Satsuma AMP (100A), which might be a reference to My Summer Car.
*Even though Satsumich is a 1970-1977 model, he says he’s the first car on the Moon. This might be a reference to Neil Armstrong, who became the first man on the Moon in 1969.
*At the end of the episode, Pigeon makes a reference to a Soviet fairytale novel «Dunno on the Moon».
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