Shrek and Crash: The Crossover Story (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Shrek and Crash: The Crossover Story written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Long Ago/Start of the Day".
==Plot==
(The story start off with a book under the title "SHREK AND CRASH: THE CROSSOVER STORY" like most fairy tales by opening up from page to page on Shrek's history and stopping by the page with the picture of Crash's world where it shows Cortex's castle)
*Shrek *narrate* This is a story of many fairy tales. It is I, Shrek who originally came from the swamp, living alone until the fairy tale creatures came where I met Donkey. Me and Donkey walked all the way to Duloc to meet Lord Farquaad on a quest to rescue the princess. We been chased by a dragon in which Donkey falls in love and I rescue Princess Fiona on a castle. Then Farquaad came to take the castle as me and Donkey went back to Duloc to take Fiona from Farquaad with a big dragon on our side. After I marry Fiona, we went on a honeymoon and went to Far Far Away to meet Fiona's parents. During our walk in Far Far Away, I met Puss in Boots in a forest. At first we didn't get along until we started becoming friends in the process. And suddenly, I became human on a twist with Donkey becoming a horse. I have to send in my friends to go in the castle to stop Prince Charming on marrying Fiona while we stop the Fairy Godmother. As the Fairy Godmother was dead, we threw a party and saw the dead of King Harold in which I have to find Artie to become the new king of Far Far Away. Prince Charming was seeking revenge by bringing all the villains over to invade Far Far Away. After the disastrous rescue, I saved Far Far Away, make Artie the king and have babies as we return to the swamp. One day, it was my kids' birthday. Things didn't go well as too much pressure keep rumbling and making me roar in front of the people. I have to left in anger and somehow met Rumpelstiltskin. I signed in a deal to become ogre for a day and got tricked into a world where I never existed. Things were twisted and everything changed for Rumpelstiltskin to become king. I met Donkey, Puss and Fiona again and helped to defeat Rumpelstiltskin. After the fight, 24 hours have passed and started disappearing, making everything in this timeline disappear and returned to the old reality where I almost lost my temper and celebrate to embrace the family and lived happily ever after as most fairy tale stories. One day, I met a bandicoot from another world in which his backstory starts here.
(Flashback shows on Cortex's Castle in the lab with Cortex and N. Brio creating Crash Bandicoot on the Cortex Vortex, somehow failed with Crash falling off the window and Tawna being held captive by lab scientists. Crash is seen washed up on shore as he run all the way throughout his adventure by summoning Aku Aku on the crates, fighting Papu Papu and dodging bullets from Pinstripe Potoroo and defeating Cortex on a airship by rescuing Tawna. A year later, Crash and Coco fight Cortex again as well as fighting Uka Uka and Cortex once more. After all of their adventures in the Wumpa Islands, more of their friends such as Crunch, Tawna, Polar and Pura joined along in the bandicoot house.)
*Shrek: *narrate* Things really didn't go out well with the mad scientist behind the creation of Crash. His girlfriend Tawna was caught in the process. Crash was washed up on shore and wake up to go on the run to rescue his girlfriend by fighting enemies, beating up bosses and making his way to the castle to fight the mighty Cortex. After doing so, Crash has a sister. They went on adventures to fight Cortex once again and battle with a mask like Uka Uka with their mask like Aku Aku on their side to fight the common enemy. After defeating Cortex, years have passed with the bandicoots going on many adventures over and over on the Wumpa Islands with more friends on their side.
(After the bandicoots' story, the pages go over to Shrek's backstory in a village where he was young)
*Shrek: *narrate* The bandicoots got their own happily ever after. When I was young, I used to live in a village raised by ogres just like my species and hiding away from villagers. It was not a good one when it come to hunting.
(At a ogre village, ogres are seen running in training while some climb on ropes, throw axes at the human scarecrows and smash sandbags in the battleground. Ogres are seen walking in town by passing out meat, chicken, ribs and other foods in the swamp. Shrek was a young ogre, living with his parents at a small house.)
*Shrek: Oh man. I think i'm gonna have a swamp booze.
*Shrek's mother: Dinner's ready Shrek.
*Shrek: Dinner's ready, already?
*Shrek's father: We made some apple strudel with some cinnamon hamburgers.
*Shrek: Alright. I'm getting kinda starved. *sit on the chair with his parents as they pass out the food and eat the food*
*Shrek's mother: A ogre always eat to survive.
*Shrek's father: If my son were a son, I would try to eat him. *open his mouth toward his son*
*Shrek: Dad.
*Shrek's father: I'm just pulling your head.
*Shrek: If I were a Gingerbread Man, you would be pulling my leg like a licorice stick.
*Shrek's father: We made the whole swamp for you and made this house just for us, because we love you.
*Shrek: I'm going to make my own swamp on my own when I grow up.
*Shrek's mother: One of these days, you're going to grow and see you fight for these bad humans.
*Shrek: If it weren't for these fairy tale creatures. Hmp! I'm giving it a hard pass. No fairy, bear or dwarf is going to stop by my place and throw me some chain bait at the front door.
*Shrek's father: Always remember the words. "Cock-a-doodle, Apple Strudel!"
*Shrek: As high as big as going up the hill! *laugh with his parents*
*Ogre Leader: *open the door* Humans! They're on the village!
*Shrek's father: What?!
*Shrek's mother: We have to go.
*Shrek: Where are we going?
*Shrek's father: *hold Shrek* Come on Shrek. You don't wanna get torched by these picky villagers.
*Shrek: But what about my Apple Strudel?
*Shrek's father: You'll eat your dessert later on. But we got a heist to catch on.
(Ogres are seen running from the village as the humans arrive with their torches and pitchforks up, searching for any ogre to kill. Some ogres hide in the bushes with some shouting "Let's go, let's go, let's go!" as the ogres hide safety in the bushes alongside Shrek's family. As the whole ogre village cleared, the humans are still looking around to search for any ogre while Shrek is seen with all of his villagers in the bushes.)
*Human #1: Where did the ogres go?
*Human #2: They were right here. Earlier when they ran off.
*Shrek: What are we doing here?
*Shrek's father: Shhh. Don't say a word.
*Shrek's mother: We got you safe and cover. Don't let the humans hunt us like those chickens they just killed in our swamp two weeks ago.
*Ogre Leader: They try to take our food away from us, trap us with their booby traps and prank us with ink goo all over our faces. When I get my hands on them, they'll be sorry for their actions. Warriors, you're coming with me for the fight. *his warriors stand up with the ogre leader*
*Human #3: *hit with pans* Come out there ogres! We got a surprise for you!
*Human #4: They're nasty, they're ugly and they're gross as boogers and earwax!
*Human #5: If they're not going to come out, we'll just burn the village with fire nice and easy without going back and forth like we used to do.
*Human #6: *hold his torch up before burning up the bush* Time these ogres to burn with wild fire. *get attacked by the ogre leader*
*Human #1: Charge! *he and the villager clash with the ogres on defending the village, knocking them, beating them up and destroying their weapons*
*Shrek: Go go go!
*Shrek's father: If I were to scare them off, I would have to use my roar to kick all the invaders out of our swamp. *leave the bush*
*Shrek: Daddy.
*Shrek's mother: Don't worry son. Papa got this.
*Ogre Leader: *punch two humans as he saw Shrek's father on the way* Lads, what are you doing?
*Shrek's father: I got this leader, *beat up most of the humans as he can*
*Ogre Leader: Go back. You're going to get killed.
*Shrek's father: Trust me. My father was a warrior who slaved a knight back at Duloc. *get attacked by the humans* Aaaahhhh! They got me!
*Ogre Leader: No! *get attacked by the humans along with the ogres*
*Human #2: Ha ha ha.
*Human #3: Got them steady.
*Human #4: Let's lock them up in the dead end.
*Shrek: Daddy!
*Shrek's mother: Oh no. I can't watch them suffer.
*Human #1: We did it boys. We have finally won the fight. Now let's go finish what we have started.
*Shrek's father: *get up strong by pressing his fist*
*Human #1: You, still up? *scream by using his pitchfork, but Shrek's father grab the pitchfork and cut it in half* Aah!
*Shrek's father: I have seven words for you: "Pick on somebody your own size, predator."
*Human #1: *shocked and scared*
*Shrek's father: And now, the final call to wrap up the war. *roar by scaring all the humans out of the ogre village*
*Human #1: That is one big fierce ogre roar!
*Human #2: Let's get outta here!
*Human #3: He's gonna kill us all! *scream with all of his allies out of the ogre village*
*Shrek: *cheer with all of the ogres coming out of the bushes after the chase* Dad, that was amazing.
*Shrek's father: A ogre never quit to fail on its opponents.
*Shrek's mother: You are such a booze.
*Shrek's father: It's easy being a protector of the ogre village than being a farmer of the swamp.
*Ogre Leader: I never knew you could save us on this day.
*Shrek's father: I have to do this for my son.
*Shrek: Cock-a-doodle, Apple Strudel!
*Shrek's mother: That's our boy right here.
*Shrek: Daddy was scaring those hunters like crazy. Roar!
*Shrek's father: *pat on Shrek's head* That's our little kid, the future protector of the swamp.
*Shrek: I'm going to be a protector and farmer when I grow up.
*Ogre Leader: Oh you will ogre. You will someday.
*Shrek's father: When you grow up, you'll be ready to hit the swamp, make your home and scare off the hunters as most as you can, just like your family.
*Shrek: I will Pa. Ogres are like onions with layers.
*Ogre Leader: And with the most layers, it make the perfect balance of the chain.
*Shrek: I have a future in my dreams. It's not ogre till it's ogre.
(Years later, Shrek is now an grown adult as he walk into his own swamp where he see a tree stump, carving some windows and doors as he set up his whole house by making chairs, tables, a bed and a fireplace as well as raising his ogre triples with his wife Fiona as well living with friends Donkey and Puss in Boots, leading up to the present day)
*Shrek: *narrate* I grew up as a adult and living in my own swamp. In search for my home, I found a tree stump in which i partially liked and carve into windows and doors to create my home. I have to clean up everything that was put into the swamp in which I turned into a garden and also made some furniture to reside. I got married, raised three kids and have two animals on my side. A family can never be love without true love kiss. *he watch over his home with Fiona by holding the ogre triplets*
*Fiona: Shrek, does it feel great living in the same swamp?
*Shrek: It has always been the same old swamp in recent years.
*Fergus: Dada.
*Farkle: Daddy.
*Felicia: Papa.
*Shrek: Aw. Who's my sweet little Felicia.
*Felicia: Aw.
*Shrek: It's a baby. A baby!
*Fiona: *giggle* One day, they're gonna grow up like you.
*Shrek: Sure they'll be kids. Then teenagers and adults.
*Donkey: Man, I'm pretty sure they can ride on my little mutant babies on a joy ride.
*Puss in Boots: They're as cute as a kitten.
*Shrek: You know what my day holds for these guys.
(In another world at the Wumpa Islands, the bandicoots are seen sleeping in rooms of their house as Aku Aku wake up to wake up one of the first members of the bandicoot family: Crash Bandicoot in which he is resting on the bed)
*Aku Aku: Crash, Crash. Crash! Wake up Crash!
*Crash: *wake up* Whoa!
*Aku Aku: Sorry for the big scream on your face. By the way, good morning to another day in the Wumpa Islands.
*Crash: Ooh. *pick his ears*
*Coco: *wake up with everyone else and catch up with Crash and Aku Aku* Fun day we're having. Right Crunch?
*Crunch: I gotta get up on my strength.
*Tawna: Another day in this new decade where we are still being chased by that yellow nosey evil scientist in the top of the island!
*Coco: Cortex isn't going to shoot a light beam on us after all.
*Tawna: But still, a brat on the face.
*Crash: Ooh ooh ooh. *shake his head*
*Aku Aku: Anyways, what do you guys wanna do today? You still wanna race in Crash Cove?
*Coco; We got tired of racing all weekend within the CTR program. We'll catch a little break on kart racing and go with surfing.
*Aku Aku: Alright. Maybe take Polar and Pura with you while we go set up breakfast outside.
*Coco: Yeah. I guess Polar and Pura can play a little game at the beach.
*Polar: *get up from his bed barking*
*Pura: *roll over and cuddle on Coco*
*Coco: Aw.
*Crunch: The world's greatest chef is going to cook and light up with some fried syrup!
*Tawna: Don't you even think about burning up syrup like you did with a frosted cake in 2010.
*Crunch: Don't get me started on the biggest cooking embarrassments of 2012. That was the worst year of my entire life.
*Tawna: And I thought the world ended last year, but it didn't.
*Crunch: I'm just gonna go outside with the fresh air.
*Coco: What are you waiting for? Let's get going with some surfing.
*Crash: Surfing!
*Crunch: Here we go on the beach!
*Tawna: Told ya. Come on pets, you don't wanna miss out on the beach.
*Polar and Pura: *head over outside with the bandicoots*
*Aku Aku: Ah yes. Now we got some fun cooking.
(The background song "Roll to Me" by Del Amitri plays as Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna arrive at the beach with Aku Aku setting up the benches and umbrellas with his magic powers. Crash and Crunch surf on the waves with Coco and Tawna watching Crash and Crunch surf while Polar and Pura play with the beach balls.)
*Coco: Let's go Crash and Crunch!
*Tawna: Keep on surfing!
*Crash: Ah ha!
*Crunch: Racing in the waves. *do a freestyle* Boo-yah!
*Polar: *bark*
*Pura: Meow.
*Aku Aku: Going for the goal. I wanna see you slide.
*Crunch: Cow-a-boo-yah. *slide fast*
*Crash: He he ha ha. *jump with his surfboard*
*Coco: That's my brother.
*Tawna: Sure can hit a bunch of wumpa crates by surfing.
(At the same time in the swamp, Shrek jump in the pool with Fiona and the ogre tripets as Donkey make a cannonball and Puss in Boots make a splash and got out of the pool quickly due to his fear of water)
*Shrek: Ha ha ha. The Shrek is here.
*Donkey: You make a good splash.
*Puss in Boots: I'm not too big on water. Not a cat's thing in sight.
*Fiona: That's my man.
*Fergus: *play in the water*
*Farkle: *splash the water on Shrek*
*Shrek: Ooh, you got me there Farkle.
*Felicia: *use a spray to spray water on Shrek*
*Shrek: Ha ha. I've never been so happy before.
*Fiona: You're such a munchkin.
*Shrek: I can make doughnut munchkins if I want to.
(Back at the Wumpa Islands, Crash and Crunch keep on surfing through waves as they race pass by each other with Coco and Tawna rooting for Crash and Crunch)
*Crash: Yee-haw!
*Crunch: I'm almost there to the finish.
*Coco: You go boys.
*Tawna: You're faster than a normal kart.
*Aku Aku: Who can make the best speed run out of anyone?
*Crash: *race pass Crunch* Ha ha.
*Crunch: No way.
*Crash: *splash in the water with Crunch*
*Crunch: Oh, you got me on that one.
*Coco: Yay Crash!
*Tawna: Way a go champ.
*Crash: He he.
*Crunch: Man, I love this guy a lot.
*Polar: *see Crash and Crunch back in the sand as he lick Crash*
*Pura: Meow.
*Coco: You guys race like seahorses.
*Tawna: Are we forgetting something?
*Aku Aku: *use his magic to create sausage sandwiches on the grill and place them on the table* Eat up. The sausage sandwiches are ready.
*Crash: *eat the sausage sandwich with his gang* Ha ha.
*Coco: *eat the sausage sandwich* Taste like a croissant sandwich.
*Crunch: *eat the sausage sandwich* Kiss the cook. I should cook these meals in the first place.
*Tawna: *eat the sausage sandwich* A five star recipe in the making.
*Polar and Pura: *eat some bread crumbs on the sandwich*
*Aku Aku: Another day of chilling.
(Back at the swamp, Shrek cook up the doughnut munchkins on the oven as he take them out with his mittens and place the doughnut munchkins on the table for his family to eat)
*Shrek: Eat up. The doughnut munchkins are ready.
*Donkey: Doughnuts!
*Puss in Boots: We serve a great dessert.
*Fiona: Let's get 'em.
*Everyone: *eat some doughnut munchkins*
*Shrek: I worked hard to bake them, better than cooking soup for half-hours.
*Fergus: *play with the doughnut munchkins* Ah da.
*Farkle: *eat a bunch of doughnut munchkins*
*Felicia: *smash the doughnut munchkins*
*Shrek: No Felicia. Doughnuts are for eating, not playing.
*Felicia: *laugh at Shrek and eat the smashed doughnut munchkins*
*Shrek: My babies.
*Fiona: Oh Shrek.
*Donkey: You're a real chef, are you?
*Shrek: Kiss the ogre.
*Everyone: *laugh*
(The background song end as Shrek and his family enjoy the best life in the swamp and back in the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna, Polar, Pura and Aku Aku leave the beach as they return back to the bandicoot house after having fun in the beach)
*Coco: We're back home.
*Crunch: Man, we had so much fun today.
*Tawna: The best never make us tired.
*Polar: *bark*
*Pura: *meow*
*Crash: Ha ha ha.
*Aku Aku: When you guys work hard, you all deserve a nice spot resort anywhere you go.
*Coco: We can have the most fun we want, if we can.
*Aku Aku: You truly well deserve it.
*Crash: He he. *eat a wumpa fruit*
*Coco: I wonder what's the next step of our entire lives?
*Crunch: Going swimming? Passing lakes and raking leaves?
*Tawna: They're all chores. Why can't we do a lot of serious stuff within the Wumpa Islands?
*Coco: We could go rock climbing.
*Crunch: Or racing in space with the aliens.
*Coco: No. Just not. Might not as well remember that.
*Tawna: So what? You guys race with a alien that came out of Gasmoxia.
*Crunch: Racing in space is not our thing then.
*Coco: Come on guys. Think of any idea we can think of for the next decade.
*Crash: *think and got an idea as he make a house of cards*
*Crunch: Uh, Crash? What is that?
*Aku Aku: What are you doing?
*Crash: Ta da!
*Coco: Is that a house of cards?
*Tawna: It looks like it.
*Crash: He he. *see his house of cards collapse* Ah!
*Coco: Oh Crash. It just felt apart.
*Crunch: Maybe he didn't have enough cards to make a log cabin.
*Tawna: The air moves when the Earth orbits around with the sky and Sun moving. That's what happen with life.
*Aku Aku: Anything can be natural depending on the time.
*Crash: *pick up the cards and stack them into towers*
*Coco: Now he's making a city tower?
*Tawna: He's cleaning up the cards and stacking them back to their original shape.
*Crunch: You think we're in New York City where everyone is skating at the Rockefeller Center.
*Tawna: Talk about skating in Polar Pass.
*Coco: I'll make a igloo by inviting all the polar bears over.
*Aku Aku: You guys can do anything. You know your own decisions and you know what to do in the Wumpa Islands.
*Coco: The Wumpa Islands are our shine to the world.
*Crunch: We got N. Sanity Island. Every island we reside in is part of the Wumpa Islands.
*Tawna: I got a feeling. Uh huh.
*Crash: *eat a wumpa fruit*
*Aku Aku: One of these days, you will grow up. I will always be there for you and fight against every bad guy we have faced in years.
*Coco: You can say that again. We'll always be there.
*Tawna: Never leaving the island.
*Crunch: Or else we can move out.
*Everyone: No!
*Crunch: Well, I mean. If we ever lose our home, we can move out to a different island like sailing all the way to Madagascar.
*Coco: We're not going to move to a island where lemurs are jumping around in the trees and party all night while the animals are sleeping.
*Crunch: Anything but that, we got one home to reside in.
*Crash: *scratch his head*
*Aku Aku: You don't let me down on your actions.
*Coco: We never will.
*Crunch: That goes down to two.
*Tawna: Piece of wumpa.
*Aku Aku: We always get a good feed. But I wonder what the back side of the Wumpa Islands is like with all those scientists trying to rule the world.
(At Cortex's Castle, lab scientists are seen working overtime in their labs, fighting against inventions and shooting out lasers at each other. Cortex walk into his lair as he meet up with all of his minions on his side.)
*Cortex: Guys, i'm here!
*N. Gin: Hello Cortex. How was your break?
*Cortex: Worst break ever. Don't ask.
*N. Brio: Aw. We can cheer you up with soap.
*Cortex: Clean yourself it it! It's not going to cheer me up with seeing all these lab scientists fighting for success.
*Uka Uka: Uh oh, someone is out of control.
*Cortex: Uka Uka, you dare to annoy me when i'm back from break?
*Uka Uka: You haven't even learn how to defeat a bandicoot.
*Cortex: I always keep on failing and I suck at it!
*Uka Uka: Fool. We been failing for years and still haven't improve our weapons to get our battle on within the game.
*Cortex: We can win through races, yes. But we can fight the bandicoots outside of sports, no.
*Nina: You been a total whack lately.
*Ripper Roo: *jump around the crates and laugh maniacally*
*Fake Crash: *peek his nose*
*Dingodile: Hello Cortex. I have prepared all of your fire bombs ready for a future attack.
*Cortex: Thank you very much Dingodile. You be making me a new fine chicken stew for dinner.
*Dingodile: Oh, I'll love to cook like having a five-star restaurant at Mosquito Marsh.
*N. Tropy: You look upset Cortex.
*Cortex: Ah. I don't wanna hear it.
*N. Tropy: Such a hypocrite. You know our rivaly have still been going on in years when we keep trying on defeating the bandicoot. Why suck them outside of our world to other places like the 5th dimension?
*Cortex: Huh? What did you say?
*N. Tropy: If you can defeat the bandicoots, you can suck them without confronting them to other places. Think about sucking them to another world for example like the 10th dimension.
*Cortex: N. Tropy, you are a genius! I got a new idea coming up in the making!
*Tiny: Tiny is happy!
*Koala Kong: Yeah! Always remember, keep your secrets up to keep your goals going.
*Pinstripe: *reload his guns* Heh heh heh, no more malarkey is coming on the way.
*Komodo Joe: Sssssssssay, you're going to kill Crash and sssssuck him out of this world.
*Cortex: We'll abandon them to other worlds. No other than one.
*Komodo Moe: Can it be both?
*Cortex: Ugh. I'll suck them somewhere else.
*Nina: Are you referring to Crash or his family?
*Cortex: His family! What do you expect?
*Nina: Silly Uncle Cortex. You never failed to impress.
*Cortex: Oh, I always been impressing you. Ha ha ha.
*N. Brio: That's funny!
*N. Tropy: *hit his fork* Excelsior!
*Dingodile: *reload his flamethrower* Don't worry baby. We'll be ready to burn up the bandicoot's home in the near future.
*Cortex: I'm going to have a blast of getting rid of the bandicoots. Ha ha ha!
*N. Tropy: Very precisely. You're going to have a better future with that.
*Cortex: I'll get you. If you don't stop messing with my flow.
*N. Tropy: Whatsoever Dr. Neo. Cortex. Mock me all you want. Destroying the world won't help at all to redeem your schemes.
*Uka Uka: You know what we're doing tonight.
*Cortex: I see. Things are going to prevail for the love of villainy. Things now just got out of hand. *evil laugh*
(At night at the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Tawna and Aku Aku are relaxing in the woods as they set up camp together and roast a bunch of marshmallows to eat as Polar and Pura are seen playing with the beach ball on the ground)
*Aku Aku: Who knew camping would be our thing when we needed a break.
*Coco: We been on our break all day.
*Crunch: Talk about free time.
*Crash: *eat the marshmallow and smile with melted marshmallow on his teeth.
*Tawna: Can never get enough of chilling through the campfire.
*Crash: *itch his head*
*Coco: You got a smart motto there, Tawna.
*Tawna: Oh really? Let me guess, you been on your laptop all day when we were outdoors, hunting in the woods like hunters.
*Coco: Nah. The hunters don't really come here that much. They don't even try to shoot bandicoots with their shotguns.
*Crunch: When I lift up weights up, I see a encounter of two rabbits fighting and a porcupine bowling for turtles.
*Aku Aku: The consequences are. You either live with dignity or, you snooze with all the troubles you make.
*Coco: Cortex have been causing lots of trouble in the Wumpa Islands for many years. We still can't get enough with his tricky acts whatever he does something dumb.
*Crunch: Man, I hate that guy so much that, it make me grind on my gears.
*Coco: Like, nobody cares.
*Crunch: They don't listen. I think we're good to go.
*Coco: Already?
*Tawna: *yawn* I'm getting kinda tired here.
*Coco: The Wumpa Islands are having a bit of peace since day one. Let's give it a go.
*Crash: Ooh?
*Aku Aku: Let's go Crash. We're going back to the house.
*Coco: Thanks for camping with us.
*Crunch: That was a good short camping trip to fill up our juices flowing.
*Tawna: *use the water bucket to drop water to clean out the campfire* All burnt in smoke. The water must have cleaned the campfire up.
*Coco: Pack up. We're leaving the woods.
*Everyone: *pack all of their stuff and leave the camping site*
*Aku Aku: It was a good run to camp.
*Polar and Pura: *walk together by moving the beach ball back to the house
(The bandicoots and Aku Aku return to the bandicoot house as they go into their rooms to get on their beds to sleep for the night as Aku Aku lay down on a bean bag with Polar and Pura putting the beach ball away in the box and sleeping together on the same bed)
*Aku Aku: Ah. The sweet dream of a sugar bomba mama.
*Crash: *snore*
*Coco: We're tired. Hope we all have a good night sleep.
*Crunch: Goodnight everyone.
*Tawna: Rest your eyes. I wish we have a new day tomorrow where we go into a new world.
*Coco: I wish.
*Crunch: Don't let the bed bugs bite our furs.
*Coco: You bet. And it won't happen. Sweet dreams. *sleep with everyone*
*Aku Aku: And now, we're off sleeping. *sleep*
(Back at the swamp, it was night as Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the ogre triplets camp outside of their swamp by having a barbeque and eating some hamburgers and onion fries together at the table)
*Shrek: We got a barbeque in the making!
*Donkey: I see hamburgers and onion fries! *eat up the food*
*Shrek: And yet, ogres are like onions with layers. *annoyed*
*Puss in Boots: *cut his hamburger in half* Hamburger slices anyone? Por favor?
*Fiona: I'll take it from here. *eat the hamburger slice* Puss, you really sure do look like a chef.
*Puss in Boots: In your ogre dreams. If I were carrying some golden beans, I'll reach to the top and claim some cheeseburgers.
*Donkey: I hope we get waffle fries next cause, those are my favorite.
*Shrek: Uh, Donkey. Didn't you ask for onion fries a while ago?
*Donkey: Ugh, I asked for what I ask.
*Fiona: Why don't you cook next time Donkey.
*Donkey: Whoa, no. I pass out the cooking time to Shrek.
*Shrek: What? You saw me cooking like multiple times. As always every dinner.
*Fergus: *laugh* Ah.
*Farkle: Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha.
*Felicia: Ah da.
*Shrek: Who knew how to make a ogre smile. *smile*
*Donkey: Shrek, I thought you get annoyed by my talking.
*Shrek: Donkey, I'm not trying to act sarcastic here. I'm making everyone happy at the same time. Do you think it's Monday where everyone is still upset about not having a paycheck?
*Donkey: And I thought my old owner left me at a old barn.
*Puss in Boots: I still got my nine lives and I'm proud of it.
*Fiona: Shrek, what do you want to do in the future that you never ever accomplish in your life?
*Shrek: Well, if I could hunt down trees, that would be great.
*Donkey: What? Are you crazy?
*Puss in Boots: Sir, you want to lose your swamp and lose your home from axing down the trees?
*Shrek: I'm sorry. I guess that was not a good question at all. How about I be king of Far Far Away?
*Fiona: Didn't you just gave the king mantle to my cousin two years ago?
*Shrek: Ugh. I got nothing else to do, but living under a rock where I came from.
*Puss in Boots: You got a lot of courage in you, ogre. There will never be another Shrek like you.
*Shrek: There can only be one Shrek and that's me.
*Donkey: What if you worked as a farmer?
*Shrek: I was a farmer for all my life when I first moved in. Way before you and the fairy tale creatures storm in to ruined all of my nights.
*Donkey: Then we were out of the swamp, going out to save Princess Fiona on top of the castle.
*Shrek: That was the most insane thing I have ever done in my entire life.
*Fiona: I know what you did here Shrek.
*Shrek: I saved you from the tower to prevent you from being eaten by a dragon.
*Donkey: Hold your horses up. That's where I fall in love with the dragon.
*Shrek: Things are always twisted, like in most fairy tale stories.
*Puss in Boots: And I thought, the golden goose and the golden eggs were a myth.
*Shrek: *yawn* Man, I feel like sleeping on a diet.
*Donkey: That's the best dinner we ever gotten so far.
*Fiona: I guess we should clean up for the night.
*Shrek: We're done for night. Had a good barbeque and needed to take some rest.
*Puss in Boots: An ogre always needed a rest. And a cat need to sleep after a long day.
*Shrek: But you always look out for us, Puss.
*Puss in Boots: Yeah, but I fight crime and face some outlaws on the western side of the world. Some cowboys call me a ogre-killer when I went to Far Far Away for your assassination.
*Shrek: You never try to kill me on your paws ever again. Not in my swamp.
*Puss in Boots: Oh sure I won't.
*Shrek: Whatever. Clean up. I hope the rats and roaches go away when they try to sniff into our leftovers.
*Donkey: We're on our way, folk.
*Fiona: How much work needed to be done.
(Shrek and Fiona put Fergus, Farkle and Felicia to sleep as Donkey and Puss in Boots clean the dishes with Shrek and Fiona joining in)
*Donkey: Somebody is getting washed up with the plates.
*Shrek: Who needed to clean when you are the only two washing.
*Puss in Boots: A cat is better off washing the dishes than swimming in a pool.
*Fiona: Beat me a little thing out of a cup.
*Shrek: And I thought, my house was dirty.
*Donkey: It ain't going to happen in a million of years.
*Shrek: In your dreams, Donkey. I only have a few years to live.
*Puss in Boots: Unless you want my nine lives.
*Shrek: D'oh! You got me there, Puss.
*Puss in Boots: Any day now. *laugh with everyone else*
(After cleaning the dishes, Donkey and Puss in Boots went to sleep as Shrek and Fiona sleep on their own bed with the ogre triplets)
*Shrek: I could never been any better since I lost my temper at my child's birthday party.
*Fiona: You have always been better. What are you talking about?
*Shrek: I had a nightmare where the world was twisted if I didn't existed in the first place.
*Fiona: Don't say that. You are always here for us and protecting Far Far Away as usual.
*Shrek: We visit Far Far Away once in a while. How about we go back to Far Far Away in one of these days when we can go on vacation and relax on our heads.
*Fiona: You're a sweet big man I've ever seen in the swamp.
*Shrek: I know you do, sugar booger. *kiss Fiona* Goodnight Fiona.
*Fiona: Goodnight my love. *sleep*
*Shrek: Don't let the three blind mice bite. *sleep* What a peaceful swamp.
TO BE CONTINUED
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