Cheese-Cuttin' Philly Phil

This is a Philly Phil stuffed doll by MGA, when his hand is held, he vibrates, farts and talks while his cheeks light up red like he is blushing.
== His Farts and Messages ==
# ("Balloon flyer" fart) Whew, what a breath of butt air!
# ("Flyaway birthday balloon" fart) There's a party in my jumpsuit!
# ("Crazy quacker" fart) All right, who let the ducks out?
# ("Backdoor trumpet blower" fart) I'm a brassy, gassy music machine!
# ("Gassy leak" farting noise) Sorry about the global warming!
# ("Symphony orchestra" farting noise) Well, that was an unforgettable melody from my derrière!
# ("Long, dry squeaker" farting noise) It's no wonder that I'm musically talented!
# ("Sonic Kaboomer" farting noise) I'm sorry for the breaking the sound barrier!
# ("Bubbly bathtub" farting noise) That was me blowing bubbles with my butt!