Car and Plane Reproduction

While not officially touched upon in any Cars media, John Lasseter's autistic scribblings found in a trashcan in the production of Cars 2 revealed the truth of how Cars and Planes reproduce. Why? IDK, I guess he got turned on by it.
== Car Reproduction ==
First, the male car must approach the female car (or male, mpreg is a thing in the Carsverse). This processs is called the Enrizzening. The male car must first slay another car and bring their bumpers to appease the female car. Then, the male car inserts his suspension or trailer hitch into the fe/male car's exhaust pipe. The female car will fucking vore the male car to provide energy for her and her babies. Then, two years later, the female car fucking explodes into a thousand baby cars.
== Plane Reproduction ==
Firstly, the planes go through a similar Enrizzening process as the cars and start to inflate 8x times their own size. Then, the female and male planse cockvore each other. Then, they lose their penises and start fucking like the cars do. Then, the plane inserts its navigation light into the APU (WHAT?!?! THE APU!?!?). Then, when it comes time for the female car to DIE, she explodes like a female car does, but crashes into a building and spreads her eggs across a 100 meter radius.
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