Rats

"Rats" is the song from the Kids' Ten Commandments episode "Stolen Jewels, Stolen Hearts". The song was performed by Maurice LaMarche.
==Lyrics==
:Hannah: Hey, I heard you've been stealing everybody's food.
What did I do to earn this reputation?
I'm the one you blame in every situation
Now you think that I'm your little thief, but it's untrue
I'm proud that I'm a rat
Rodent to you
Rats to you, I know it's wrong to steal
Rats to you for such a cheesy deal
When they're devious and bad
Be they camels, be they cats
Why do you have to call them rats?
I only eat some food I can survive on
Just a little garbage I can stay alive on
I won't let ya blame me for a deed I didn't do
There's monkey shines at work
I'm telling you
Rats to you, God says that it's a sin
Rats to you, ya steal, ya never win
When they're cheaters or they're thieves
Be they slimy snakes or gnats
Why do you have to call them rats?
I'm always on the run
Being chased from here to there
Running for my life
Doesn't anybody care for rats?
Rats to you, I'm shocked by what I've heard
Rats for making rats a dirty word
When they're rotten to the core
Be they cockatiels or bats
Call them ickies, call them creeps
Call then turkeys, call them sheep
Call them moochers, call them monkeys
Call them goofs or clumps of brats
But why do you have to call them rats?
==Audio==
Category:Songs
Category:Music