Feel Like a Million

"Feel Like a Million" is a song sung by Yzma in Kronk's New Groove, a sequel of Disney's 2000 animated feature, The Emperor's New Groove. It is sung to Kronk and the crowd of his old fellows. A reprise is heard in the middle of the credits.
==Lyrics==
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First version=
Yzma:
He wants to come on up to your house, have some supper…
What will you serve it on, Kronk? Plastic tupper?
You don't even own a fixer-upper!
Help me to help you to help him!
Kronk:
Help you to help me to help… who?
Yzma: (spoken)
I need gold, Kronk! (Notices her mistake, laughs)
I mean, you need gold.
Yzma:
So sign your name on this line.
Avoid disaster.
Kronk: (spoken)
"You'll achieve a true and beautiful 
connection with your father."
Yzma:
Just faster.
Win Papi's love, with a pile of plaster.
Help me to help you to help him. 
And then you'll hear him say,
"Hey, hey, hey,
I'm milking the Milky way, 
I'm loving this lovely day.
And I feel like a million!" 
Wow-zee-wow,
This cat is back and how!
I'm taking my big time bow
When I feel like a million!
A million, a million, a million!
Yes! Now, sell! Sell! SELL!
(instrumental)
Yzma:
Hey, hey, hey,
I'm milking the milky way,
I'm loving this lovely day.
And I feel like a million!
Wow-zee-wow, this cat is back and how!
And I'm taking my big time bow
When I feel like a million,
Feel like a million in a million ways!
(talking, to the audience) Look out, old Yzma's back!
(laughing evilly)
|-| Reprise Version =
Yzma: (voice-over, sung)
Oh, Kronk.
Look at their sad little lives.
All pills and eye drops.
Napping and nodding between their MRI stops.
Old little toes.
In corrective nigh tops.
Help me to help you to help them.
(Music starts becoming upbeat)
Help me to help you to help them!
I've got the fountain of youth.
Ha!
In this potion.
Yzma: (voice-over, spoken)
SPF 609
It's a drink, and a lotion!
Yzma: (voice-over, sung):
Pop a pop a wheelie and do the locomotion!
Help me to help you to help them.
I want to hear them say,
"Hey, hey, hey,
I'm milking the Milky way,
I'm loving this lovely day.
And I feel like a million!"
Wow-zee-wow, this cat is back and how!
I'm taking my big time bow 
when I feel like a million!
A million, a million, a million!
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Category:Songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:The Emperor's New Groove