PvZ Jokes

This is where you can post your own Plants vs. Zombies jokes.
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==Funny Stories==
===Like a Zomboss===
Dr. Zomboss was a mad scientist who was thought to be creating replicas of himself in his laboratory. This was making some of the citizens of Neighborville anxious, so they gathered whatever they could and proceeded up the hill to confront him. Matilda was armed with a box of pens, Burt with a pile of books, and Crazy Dave and Officer Ron had Cob Cannons slung over their shoulders.
When they got to Zomboss's mansion, they saw dozens of replicas of the doctor running amok. The townsfolk set upon them, vanquishing them left and right. Matilda poked them with her pens, Burt clobbered them with his books. Meanwhile, Crazy Dave and Officer Ron shot the replicas with their Cob Cannons. Soon the townsfolk collapsed in exhaustion, their work done-but off in the distance they saw Zomboss himself jump into his Zombot War Wagon. Crazy Dave, the only one with any energy left, heaved his Cob Cannon towards the War Wagon, but the corn cob bounced of it harmlessly, and Zomboss made his escape. As he vanished into the distance, they could hear him cry: "Bics and tomes may break my clones, but grains will never harm me." -I'm CRAAAZZZY! (talk) 20:28, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
===Feeling Fruity===
A Melon-pult and a Cherry Bomb walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve fruit around here." -I'm CRAAAZZZY! (talk) 12:31, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
==Knock-Knock Jokes==
Knock Knock! Who's there? Wabby Wabbo. Wabby What? 'Cause I'm CRAZZZYYYYY
Knock Knock! Who's there? Rose. Rose What? AH-CHOO!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Thyme. Thyme Warp?
==Puns==
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