Those Scottish Guys Donald and Douglas

DONALD AN' DOOGLAS UR ENGINES FRAE SCOOTLUND. THES ARTICLE IS WRITTEN NAE BY THEM AH SWEAR. THEY UR TH' BES SCOTS YE WILL EVER SEE IN YER GODDAMN LIFE YE WEE PANSY
== LIFE STORY AY TH' TOIS SCOTTISH ENGINES ==
DONALD AN' DOOGLAS UR GAY TWINS. AS THEY KNO. THEY HELPED SAE OLIVER WHICH IS BONNIE GUID. BORN IN SCOOTLUND (AN DORNT BE RACIS ABIT IT YE FOCKIN EGG) THEY'RE TOIS BROTHERS JUS DOIN THEIR HIN' AN' IF YE CANNAE TOLERATE 'AT 'EN GANG TAE ZEOSODUR YE MINGIN DIESEL. WHIT AM AH E'EN TALKIN' ABIT? WHIT UR YE TALKIN ABIT? DOOGLAS?
== TUNES ==
WHEN I WAKE UP, WELL I KNOW I'M GONNA BE,
I'M GONNA BE THE TRAIN WHO WAKES UP NEXT YOU
WHEN I GO OUT, YEAH I KNOW I'M GONNA BE
I'M GONNA BE THE TRAIN WHO GOES ALONG WITH YOU
IF I GET DRUNK, WELL I KNOW I'M GONNA BE
I'M GONNA BE THE TRAIN WHO GETS DRUNK NEXT TO YOU
AND IF I HAVER UP, YEAH I KNOW I'M GONNA BE
I'M GONNA BE THE TRAIN WHO'S HAVERING TO YOU
BUT I WOULD CHUFF 500 MILES
AND I WOULD CHUFF 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO CHUFFS A THOUSAND MILES
TO CRASH AT YOUR DOOR
WHEN I'M WORKING, YES I KNOW I'M GONNA BE
I'M GONNA BE THE TRAIN WHO'S WORKING HARD FOR YOU
AND WHEN THE COAL, COMES IN FOR THE WORK I DO
I'LL PASS ALMOST ALL THE COAL ON TO YOU
WHEN I GO TO THE SHEDS (WHEN I GO TO THE SHEDS) WELL I KNOW I'M GONNA BE
I'M GONNA BE THE MAN WHO COMES BACK TO THE SHEDS TO YOU
AND IF I GROW-OLD (WHEN I GROW-OLD) WELL I KNOW I'M GONNA BE
I'M GONNA BE THE TRAIN WHO'S GROWING OLD WITH YOU
BUT I WOULD CHUFF 500 MILES
AND I WOULD CHUFF 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THE TRAIN WHO CHUFFS A THOUSAND MILES
TO CRASH AT YOUR DOOR
DA DA DA (DA DA DA)
DA DA DA (DA DA DA)
DA DA DA DUN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UH DA
DA DA DA (DA DA DA)
DA DA DA (DA DA DA)
DA DA DA DUN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UH DA
== TRIVIA ==
* SCOTTISH
* THEY SAVED Oliver great western railway BUT UR' BETTER
* BLACK PAINT
* THEY'RE NUMBER 9 AN' 10
* THEY USED TAE BE FRIENDS WI' DUCK AZNABLE BUT ANCE HE BECAM A TOTALITARIAN DICTATUR THEY YEETED HEEM IT AY THEIR LIFE.
* BILL AN' BEN ARE SMAL (E'EN THEIR WHISTLES) IN COMPARISON AS TWINS
* ITS BEEN WINTER IN SCOTLAND SINCE 1983
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