Lifetime (TV network) Schedule April 9, 2003

8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "It's Not So Easy Being Green" 	Anthony can't control his jealousy when Etienne's smart, successful and good-looking college friend, Punch, comes to visit. Starring: Dixie Carter, Judith Ivey, Annie Potts, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Meshach Taylor, Jan Hooks, Alice Ghostley   [CC]
8:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "It's Not So Easy Being Green" 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The Woman Who Came to Sugarbakers" 	Following instructions she received from her deceased husband during a seance, Mrs. Beecham, an overbearing old schoolmistress of Julia's, comes to live with her. Starring: Dixie Carter, Jan Hooks, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Judith Ivey, Alice Ghostley   [CC]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The Woman Who Came to Sugarbakers" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	Rose: Portrait of a Woman S7E22 	It's Miles' birthday and Blanche suggests that Rose surprise him with boudoir photography. Meanwhile, Dorothy's in charge of the teachers' booth at Career Day, and Sophia's so proud, she's actually admitting to friends that she has a daughter named Dorothy. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty, Harold Gould, Betty White, Rue McClanahan   [CC]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	Rose: Portrait of a Woman S7E22 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E9 - Take Back Your Mink 	Fran and her mother argue about a fur coat she inherited. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Ann Guilbert, Nancy Frangione, Zack Norman   [CC]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E9 - Take Back Your Mink 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	Little Sister 	Rose's little sister becomes a big problem when she proves to be very difficult to get along with. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Igna Swenson, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Betty White   [CC]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	Little Sister 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E10 - When You Pish Upon a Star 	Fran regrets encouraging Maxwell to hire a young TV star for his next play. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, J.D. Daniels, Liz Smith, Bob Barker, Bonniejan Biehl, - Mijanou, Wayne C. Dvorak   [CC]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E10 - When You Pish Upon a Star 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		Mad About You 	S4 E15 - Everybody Hates Me 	Ira's heart is broken by a girlfriend whose beauty inspires Jamie to make a drastic change. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Hank Azaria, Robin Bartlett, Richard Kind, Pierrino Mascarino, Fabiana Udenio   [CC]
11:00 am		Mad About You 	S4 E15 - Everybody Hates Me 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		Mad About You 	Do Me a Favor 	An innocent photograph leads to Jamie inadvertently blackmailing her boss. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Richard Portnow, Kathleen Wilhoite, Bradley White, Alan Ruck, Tiffany Taubman   [CC]
11:30 am		Mad About You 	Do Me a Favor 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries-lt 	1249 Missing: Star Palumbo. Update: Wanted: Elizabeth Ortiz / Missing: Jonathan Ortiz. Lost loves: Mary Agnes Gross (repeat from April 3, 1998). Mystery: Bill and Dorothy Wacker (repeat from May 25, 1994). Missing: April Gregory / Missing: Kristin Smart (repeat from September 20, 1996)	Featured stories: Star Palumbo has been missing for over a year, after she was spotted in a restricted area of Reno/Tahoe International Airport, and then the discovery of an illegally parked car at the airport containing Star's personal possessions, including copies of emails sent to the White House indicating that Star felt the government was trying to murder her; Update: Gilbert Ortiz, whose wife poisoned him eight years earlier is finally aprehended, allowing him to reunite with his son; a doctor tells a young woman that her newborn died, but it was later confirmed that the baby she buried was not her own -- where is her baby?; since 1984, Bill and Dorothy Wacker claim they have been the victims of vicious harassment -- anonymous phone calls, threatening notes, burglaries and even violent assaults -- but there are no suspects or motives identified; two women, April Gregory and Kristin Smart, disappeared without a trace from their college campuses, 3000 miles apart. Starring: Robert Stack   [CC]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries-lt 	1249 Missing: Star Palumbo. Update: Wanted: Elizabeth Ortiz / Missing: Jonathan Ortiz. Lost loves: Mary Agnes Gross (repeat from April 3, 1998). Mystery: Bill and Dorothy Wacker (repeat from May 25, 1994). Missing: April Gregory / Missing: Kristin Smart (repeat from September 20, 1996)	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Danielle Steel's Heartbeat	 	A romance blooms between a successful soap opera writer and one of the show's producers. Starring: Polly Draper, Kevin Kilner, John Ritter, Michael Lembeck   [CC]
1:00 pm 		Danielle Steel's Heartbeat	 	
 		 	 	
3:00 pm 		Dead by Midnight 	 	A government experiment goes wrong when the "perfect" spy is created through a brain operation. Starring: Timothy Hutton, Suzy Amis, John Glover, J. Scott Bronson, Grant Heslov, Max Wright   [CC]
3:00 pm 		Dead by Midnight 	 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		Mad About You 	S4 E3 - The Good, The Bad And The Not-So-Appealing 	Jamie sets out to win over her mother-in-law. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Robin Bartlett, Lewis Zorich, Cynthia Harris   [CC]
5:00 pm 		Mad About You 	S4 E3 - The Good, The Bad And The Not-So-Appealing 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S2 E21 - A Kiss is Just a Kiss 	Fran and Maggie enter a kissing contest with country music superstar Billy Ray Cyrus. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rochelle Bond, Billy Ray Cyrus, Steve Posner, Rachel Chagall, David Carpenter, Scott Whyte   [CC]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	S2 E21 - A Kiss is Just a Kiss 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls** 	"Triple Play" 	Blanche's used car sale attracts some interesting buyers. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould, Molly Hagan   [CC]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls** 	"Triple Play" 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls** 	EPISODE 117 • “Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom” 	When Blanche's doctor tells her that she needs a pacemaker, Blanche tells the girls that she isn't going to have sex anymore because she is afraid that she won't be able to reach the heights of passion she once did. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Robert Culp, Peter Michael Goetz   [CC]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Girls** 	EPISODE 117 • “Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom” 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Diane Sawyer 	 	INTIMATE PORTRAIT: Whether questioning a President of the United States about foreign policy or coaxing a Hollywood star to divulge, Diane Sawyer is probing, provocative, and politely intense. She was the first woman to break into the hallowed halls of "60 Minutes" in 1984. Her distinctive style, a combination of humor and toughness, has made her the success she is today, and she now appears regularly on "Primetime Live" and "Good Morning America." "Intimate Portrait: Diane Sawyer" features interviews with Carly Simon, Lesley Stahl, and Sawyer's mother and sister. Starring: Carly Simon, Lesley Stahl   [CC]
7:00 pm 		Diane Sawyer 	 	
 		 	 	
8:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries** 	 	Hosted by Robert Stack, the series features reenactments of stories in which viewers participate to help solve cases.  
8:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries** 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Too Young to Be a Dad 	 	When the family of her 15-year-old son's pregnant girlfriend is adamant about putting the baby up for adoption, a mother jeopardizes her own marriage when she offers to raise her grandchild. Starring: Kathy Baker, Paul Franklin Dano, Bruce Davison   [CC]
9:00 pm 		Too Young to Be a Dad 	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls** 	"One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)" 	When Blanche makes a date with a complete stranger the day her uncle arrives, she asks Dorothy to go out on a date with her uncle. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Leslie Nielsen   [CC]
11:00 pm		The Golden Girls** 	"One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)" 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls** 	"One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)" 	Lucus and Dorothy finally get a private moment together before their wedding. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman, Leslie Nielsen   [CC]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls** 	"One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)" 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S2 E18 - Lamb Chop's on the Menu 	Fran's preoccupation with his celebrity guests jeopardizes Maxwell's movie deal with Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Rachel Chagall, Shari Lewis   [CC]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S2 E18 - Lamb Chop's on the Menu 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E19 - Close Shave 	Fran gets Maggie hired as a hopsital worker. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Steven Anderson, Gerry McIntryre, Christina Pickles, Ron Melendez, Lee Ryan   [CC]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S2 E19 - Close Shave 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Mad About You 	S6 E7 - The New Friend 	Jamie sets up Ira with a free-spirited single mother, and when Paul receives a genius award, his ego drives everyone crazy. Starring: Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, John Pankow, Robin Bartlett, Lewis Zorich, Mare Winningham, Cynthia Harris, Lawrence B. Adisa, Billy Barnes, David Batiste, Kyle Sullivan, Tim Wrightman, Rebecca Lobo   [CC]
1:00 am 		Mad About You 	S6 E7 - The New Friend 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		Any Day Now 	"This Is Not Foreplay, This Is War" 	Present: M.E. finds herself in the crossfire of a school shooting when she goes to a parent-teacher meeting at Davis' school. Rene finds herself visiting a cardiologist after she experiences heart palpitations on her first official date with Judge "Turk" Terhune. Past: M.E. argues with Colliar when he becomes the victim of bullying while being pressured by the other students to end his friendship with Rene. Starring: Annie Potts, Lorraine Toussaint, Mae Middleton, Shari Dyon Perry, Chris Mulkey, Maya Elise Goodwin, Olivia Hack   [CC]
1:30 am 		Any Day Now 	"This Is Not Foreplay, This Is War"