UnWilling Watcher Facebook Chat (3-31-2011)

On March 31st, 2011, Josh's Twitter tweeted "AND THE DOLLS WOULDN'T CARE IF YOU BORROWED A PIECE. HAHA" and later "NONO But then your little brother favors the dolls. Envies them. haha" in response to the group chat on Facebook.
==Log==
UnWilling Watcher: hahaha
Patrick: What's so funny?
UnWilling Watcher: WHY WHY WHY. Always with the questions. haha. answerssss. haha. ANSWERS
AGurl: I don't even know what ARG this is supposed to relate to.
UnWilling Watcher: PIRATE PIRATE. SHE SAID A PIRATEWORD. HAHA. WHATWHATDO YOU THINK THIS IS. SOME KIND OF GAME?
AGurl: I think you're on drugs.
UnWilling Watcher: hahahaha
AGurl: that's what I think
UnWilling Watcher: wellwell. You should do a bit less thinking.
AGurl: Someone here has to. and it obviously isn't you. (:
UnWilling Watcher:OH OH. LITTLE GIRLIE WANTS TO PLAY DOES SHE
AGurl: Depends, are you a hot guy?
UnWilling Watcher: Well, I'm about 6' 4, nice peat bag on my head, and I usually dress in a shirt and tie. HAHA
AGurl:Exchange the bag for an anon mask and we've got a deal
UnWilling Watcher:GUY FAWKES AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON THIS SMILE, BABY
AGurl:sorry but that mask makes me wetter than the pacific ocean. I've got some weird fetishes. bags aren't one of them, unfortunately
UnWilling Watcher: hahaha. I've got some odd kinks myself.
AGurl: like bags?
UnWilling Watcher: You know what makes me smile, girlie?
AGurl: kittens
UnWilling Watcher: HAHA. THOSE, TOO. Bringing ten pounds of steel down on a little kiddo's head over and over
AGurl:Just kids though right?
UnWilling Watcher until all the little chest beating goes bye-bye. haha. BYE-BYE!
AGurl: Cuz I'm totally not a minor or anything. We could get it on
UnWilling Watcher: You know what it's like to wash your hands with warm blood?
AGurl: I heard from Lady MacBeth that it's pretty fuckin sweet
UnWilling Watcher: PLEASANT YES. hahaha. I like this one.
AGurl:I'll have to try it sometime
UnWilling Watcher: PATTY, BOY. Are you still there? haha
AGurl: perhaps
Patrick: Yes, still here. Got a nosebleed, had to fix it
UnWilling Watcher: HAHA. I don't suppose you tried washing your hands in it?
AGurl Dude, I'm serious, go talk to Lady Macbeth. She'll tell you how fun it is.
Patrick: Not as such
AGurl:water is so last year
Patrick: But some did get on my hands. I am not in the habit of washing myself in blood.
CowboyGhostie:You are an ass. Forgive me for stating the obvious.
UnWilling Watcher: I AM AN ASS. hahaha. LET IT FOREVER BE KNOWN
Patrick SO WATCHER, Why were you curious if I was still here?
UnWilling Watcher: I get lonely sometimes. haha
Patrick:I think we all do.
You: What do you want, Watcher? To torment us?
Patrick: It might help if you didn't kill everyone you came into contact with
UnWilling Watcher: HAHA. :> .Sometimes, I just can't help myself.
Patrick: True, but you'll make more friends
UnWilling Watcher: HAVEN'T KILLED YOU YET. hahaha
Patrick: Well yeah, but I'm all the way over here
You:-sigh- Fight him, Austin. You can. Or tell us how to help you.
UnWilling Watcher: hahahaha. FIGHTIT FIGHTIT
Patrick:And don't you have to question your existence if all you can do is kill people?
Patrick: I mean, you don't even have a proper BODY
UnWillingWatcher: My child, of course I do. ha
Patrick: Hm.
UnWilling Watcher: It would be hard to kill people without one. HAHA
Patrick: Why are you using Austins, then? just for the fun?
UnWilling Watcher:POINTPOINT. What is the point in living if you can't have any fun? hahaha
Patrick:To better the world, and all that
UnWilling Watcher: QUESTIONS
Patrick: Which of course, you are uninterested in
CowboyGhostie: You won't answer them.
UnWilling Watcher: You never ask the right ones. hahaha
CowboyGhostie:Give us a hint?
UnWilling Watcher: CHEATERCHEATERPUMPKINEATER
Patrick: I actually have a question, watcher
UnWilling Watcher: Asking for hints. The nerve. haha
CowboyGhostie: Oh i can ask for a hint, that's fair. You don't have to give it.
Patrick:WHAT Made you pick Austin and Josh?
UnWilling Watcher: WATCHER. HA. Not even close.
CowboyGhostie: What did Dweller do to you?
UnWilling Watcher: haha. Do to me?
CowboyGhostie: You obviously hate him.
Patrick:Well, whatever moniker you'd go by.
You:I wonder why you hate him so.
UnWilling Watcher: He's a spineless shit. haha
Patrick:Do you actually want us to ask the right questions?
UnWilling Watcher: WANT NEED. No. ha. I just want to watch you squirm with the knowledge that two innocents have died at your hand. haha. PLAYING GAMES. Neither had to get involved. haha. SHOULD HAVE LISTENED. BUT YOU DIDN'T
Patrick: I am still curious, did you did them first, or did Dweller? er. Did you pick them first?
UnWilling Watcher: You told that boy just what he wanted to hear, you know that? haha. DWELLY DWELLY. Wanted to keep them out. Oh, he tried so hard. haha
CowboyGhostie: Sad Sad
UnWilling Watcher: He may be the weakest shitstain on the whole damn planet, but he gets an A for effort. haha. HAHAHAHA
CowboyGhostie: How many peices are in your sick game now?
UnWilling Watcher: MY GAME? HA! I count nearly seven billion.
You: Is it your game?
Patrick: Must be quite a big board, then
UnWilling Watcher: All the world's a stage. No, a canvas. haha. To be painted with blood. BIG RED. haha. SMILES. SMILES. ALL AROUND
Patrick: I think you are the only one smiling
CowboyGhostie: Are you the Other? -twitch-
UnWilling Watcher: Is that what they're calling me now?. haha
CowboyGhostie: I have heard of the Other, and the Creature.
UnWilling Watcher: OOOH. I like the sound of the second one. haha. SAY IT AGAIN. HAHAHA
Patrick: CREATURE. Type it again, really
UnWilling Watcher: YES YESSS
Patrick: So, do you really have to kill humans for body parts?
UnWilling Watcher: Not I said the fly. haha
CowboyGhostie: Then you are the Other. And the thing in the woods is the Creature.
UnWilling Watcher: Open wider said the spider.
Patrick:Who is the one who does that, then?
UnWilling Watcher: HAHA. Did you ever play with Lego bricks growing up, Pattyboy?
Patrick: Yes, I did
CowboyGhostie: >Sad >Sad
UnWilling Watcher: You had the little dolls and then whatever massive form you wanted to torment them. haha. But sometimes you'd lose a piece here and there. Wouldn't you? HAHA :>
Patrick: Hm. I am afraid I didn't torment any lego people. Although I do get the message
CowboyGhostie: I only made rivers and flooded my mini-weed forest. >.> I found that amusing. Aaaaand he LOGS! Hahaha!
UnWilling Watcher made several more appearances afterwards, but didn't say anything else, just mocked members of the chat.
UnWilling Watcher: SOMETIMESTIMES
I feel like I'm the only guy that was ever born with a sense of humor. haha
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