Gauntlet of Ice

Musical Guest: Holly Williams
guest star - Cobie Smulders
== Quotes ==
Jimmy McGee: This all sounds very heartfelt. 
Paige: (naked, gets in the bathtub) (the tub is full of bubbles) *sighs* That hits the spot.
(June appears in one bubble that pops) 
Paige: *gasp* (covers her breast) what’s with you, girl?
June: (chuckles nervously) We got lost in the drains. But we ended up here. Hey! What if we sing this Down Syndrome Girl song?
Jimmy McGee: Whoa! I like the sound of that, young lady
June: A little jukebox. Hit it!
(Music for “Down Syndrome Girl” begins)
June: (washes Paige's hair, causing giggles) You've got to look your best tonight
You tubby little parasite
Cause there's a lovley lady and she's waiting for you 
(June dries Paige with a towel as she continues singing) 
And though her pretty face may seem
A special person's wettest dream
Before you get to see it there are things you must do
(June puts a dress with a tie on Paige)
We'll try a tie
And boutonnière of yellow
Or a rose that shows
That you're a classy fellow
With a posh panache
Of Jefferson and Monticello
Busting out a mile with style
I know you just can't wait to stare
At all that luscious brown-ish hair
But boy before you touch a single curl
You must impress that ultra-boomin',
All-consumin', poorly-groomin'
Down syndrome girl
On any normal day you reek
As if you were on a flipping streak
Your finger's up your ring and you're dripping with drool
But if you want a lady's love
You're better off by smelling of
A gentlemen's cologne instead of sneakers and stool
squirt, a spurt
Of something just for Ella
And you'll see that she
Will find you so compelin'
And she does because
The only smell that she'll be smellin'
Won't be coming from your
You wanna take that hand of yours
And spin her on the dancing floor
But boy before you do a single twirl
You must impress that effervescing,
Self-possesing, no-mistaking 
Down syndrome girl
Her eyes are emerald portals
To a secret land of love
And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower
Her kiss is so inviting
And her hugs are so delighting
And what makes them really nice
Is that they've got a little spice
Because they're tighter than a vice
And they go on for an hour
(June and Paige tap dance)
My boy, between the two of us
We'll get you on that shorty bus
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl
Now go impress that super-thrilling
Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,
Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing,
Gaily singing, dingalinging,
Stupefying, fortifying,
As of Monday, shoelace tying,
Stimulating, titillating,
Kitty-cat impersonating,
Mega-rocking, pillow-talking,
Just a little crooked walking,
Coyly pouting, flower-sprouting,
For some reason always shouting,
Fascinating, captivating,
Happiness and joy creating...
Down syndrome girl!
Jimmy McGee: [clapping] Very nice.
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