Hong Krizalid

Hong Krizalid or Krizalid Meiling is the child of the clone of Hong Meiling and Krizalid. She was born in Gensokyo in the year i dont know lol. And slowly grew up with her family soon her father Krizalid decided that it was better late than never to teach her the abilities that he used so he passed down his awesome drip to Her and they began training. Years later she finally learned every ability. And thus began her journey across gensokyo where she became a massive pirate doing very very bad things like Pirating Nintendo Shames burning down two nintendo buildings, committing tax evasion, being a cheapie, and other things that would soon catch the attention of local dumbass DJ Hallyboo who decided that the only way to put her to justice was to doxx where they live and beat Clone Meiling within an inch of her life. Once she returned home and saw the Horrors she decided to make it her duty to track down and kill the man responsible for hurting her mother over a fucking Shame. So she and her father Krizalid started a gang known as the Pirates against Nintendo A group of Pirates and hackers that were against the actions and drastic measures that Nintendo and the Nintendo Ninjas take to stop poor people from playing their games. they started this anonymous group by setting up servers in the scarlet devil mansions basement after getting the approval of Flandre Scarlet. while the group was being created Hong Krizalid caused a massive nintendo stock crash after pirating OVER 9000 nintendo games, Releasing 500 Pokémon mods for Palworld, giving out free Zappers to kids in the human village who cant afford nerf guns and finally fire bombing one of the headquarters of Nintendo. Meiling would then do the most brutal act of terrorism in Nintendo's history she armed herself with 2 Zappers that she modified to fire like Magnums and ambushed the Nintendo ninjas killing most of them before running off and playing a ROM of Mega man 2 getting ready for that bastard DJ Hallyboo to pop out of the screen and face her like a man. he did and the two would spend hours beating the daylights out of eachother.
== The death of DJ Hallyboo ==
After finding out about the death of DJ Hallyboo, Hong and her father threw a massive party with every pirate and even Eiji Kisaragi being there. Unfortunately Inspector Uzbek was there and believes her to be the prime suspect of this case. Bizarrely enough, Nightmarionne and some "weird blonde kid" showed up as well (despite the former's affiliation with the Top Hat Mafia), but they didn't seem mad at everyone. Instead, they celebrated alongside them, weirdly happy about DJ's passing.
Category:Touhou
Category:Pirates
Category:Evil
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Category:Cheapies
Category:Killers
Category:Theifs
Category:Girls not Guys