Poison Kiss: A Final Fight Fairytale/Transcript

Poison: My name is Poison. Transgendered woman, leader of the PAW Patrol. This is the story of a 29-year-old transwoman. Since 2013: Adventure Bay. I am one of the singing street fighters on the stage. Which means I once told an old fairytale story like one of the Disney princesses. I am the next Disney princess who needs a long gown, gloves, high heels and slippers. Once upon a time, there was a street fighter in a fairytale world has ever known, the Fairy City. A futuristic city full of pups is better than Adventure City. Ryu, Chun-Li, Ken and Cammy were toddlers, though. I was one of the Disney princesses became singers in the past. Like Ariel, Cinderella, Jasmine, Tiana, Snow White, Belle, Rapunzel and Pocahontas. So I am about to start this brand new chapter of my story about a tech-savvy 19-year old, Ryder, and his group of human-esque pups that call themselves… the PAW Patrol.
Poison Kiss: A Final Fight Fairytale Theme Songby Karen Strassman
Kids: P-O-I, S-O-N, Poison Kiss is finally here!
Poison (singing): Ryder is a spike-head
Poison is a pink-head
Six pups, two roommates
Couples and classmates
Livin’ in a treehouse
A two-feet tall clubhouse
Round Adventure Bay
She’s here to save the day
Marshall is a fireman
Chase is a policeman
Skye’s an aviator
Zuma is a sailor
Rocky was a scrap maker
Rubble’s a construction worker
Last but not least
Poison’s their new leader of the
PAW Patrol… (No job’s too big!)
Some say they’re on a roll… (No pup’s too small!)
This is a story of a girl named Poison
Poison: WHAT STORY?
Kids/Poison (singing): Because she’s the stronger, hotter
Shiftier, niftier
Prettier, sexier
Street Fighter in the world...
This is the life of a girl named Poison Kiss!
Poison: Woohoo! Let’s have some fun!
Episode 1POISON IS HERE
Zuma: Okay, ‘kay, Now, on my count of three. One, two, three, lights, camera, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaction!
Poison: Good idea, Zuma-lama-ding-dong. I’ll start.
Zuma: Looks like we’re in the two-feet tall treehouse. Four walls, ceiling, floor, all pink and everything.
Poison: Hi there! Welcome to my new treehouse! I’m Poison. This is Zuma.
Zuma: I love Crimson Viper!