Horrid Henry's Magic Mayhem

== Synopsis ==
What would you do with a magic wand? Henry's about to find out just how much mayhem a magic wand can cause.
== Plot ==
At school, Miss Lovely is telling her class a story about a witch called the Merry Magician. The story ends with the Magician making a man turn into a pile of pink sparkles. Miss Lovely, having used a fluffy pink wand and some fake pink sparkles, throws the sparkles over the class, who all try to catch some.
Miss Lovely asks her class if they enjoyed the story, and Tidy Ted says he loved it, with Goody-Goody Gordon and Spotless Sam agreeing with him. Perfect Peter asks if he can borrow the wand, Miss Lovely says yes but asks him to be very careful with it as it is very precious, saying she got it at Fairy School and that it's the only one of its kind. Peter promises to look after it, and Miss Lovely jokingly says not to go turn anyone into a pile of pink sparkles either, Peter agreeing again.
At home, Peter peeks out of his bedroom, where Horrid Henry is playing with slime in his room. As Peter sneaks across the landing, he repeats the last words of the book to himself, and then tries to turn Henry into a pile of pink sparkles, and seems surprised when it doesn't work. Henry asks what is it, calling him worm. Peter replies 'nothing', and then adds not to call him worm. Henry asks why he's standing in his doorway waving that 'thing' at him. Peter replies that it isn't a thing, and it's a magic wand. Henry says it's pink and fluffy, and Peter says it is, and that it's his, and then extends that claim by saying it's Miss Lovely's but she let him have it for the weekend. Henry then asks to have a closer look at it, but when Peter steps in, he triggers a trap of slime which falls onto Peter's head. Henry chuckles, saying that that's what he calls magic. Peter opens his mouth and screams 'NOOOOOOO!' and the title card plays.
Henry gets up, saying they have a strategy meeting that night, gives Peter a towel to clean himself, and thanks him for being the guinea pig, with Peter looking sad. Down in the kitchen, Mum is washing up while lightning crashes outside. Peter suddenly enters, dressed as a fairy with a tie tied around his head. She asks if he's going down to join the boys, and Peter says yes. However, she never sees what he is wearing, as she looks down to pet Fluffy and never looks at him. Inside the fort, Greedy Graham, Anxious Andrew, Beefy Bert, Brainy Brian, Aerobic Al, Weepy William and Henry are all sitting down. Rude Ralph suddenly enters, apologising for being later and saying he just missed the rain. He suddenly notices Peter, and asks if it's fancy dress, causing everyone to stare at Peter. He claims he is the Merry Magician. Ralph says he likes it, and Al asks if he's come to magic them. Peter asks what he thinks, and Bert says 'I dunno'. Al says he likes magic, while Andrew says he isn't sure. Graham claims the carrots he's eating are magic, saying 'Now you see it', puts one in his mouth, and then saying 'Now you don't'. Henry laughs, saying he doesn't think it's the type of magic he's talking about, and then talking to Peter, asking him if it is, when he suddenly waves the wand at the same time some thunder happens and sparks shoot out of the wand.
Henry, thinking it is magic, appears shocked, and Peter asks him what he was saying. Henry seems dazed and doesn't remember what he was saying. William says he was about to say something horrid to Peter. Henry asks if he was, and then says he doesn't think so. He then tells Peter to sit next to him, saying he can help them plan the next raid on Moody Margaret, and then gives him a biscuit. Al then asks if he can have a go with the wand, and Peter says yes, but to be really careful with it. Al assures him he knows how to handle a magic wand, that all wands are special, and then says his dad was a magician. Ralph says he said his dad was a musician, and Al says it's all the same thing really. When he waves the wand suddenly, it cuts to a scene of school.
Henry and Ralph are walking to the entrance together, when Miss Battle-Axe blows a raspberry using an airhorn, and she runs off, doing the same to Soggy Sid, and then to herself. Sid appears much nicer today, and when Ralph farts, he says it was a good one and calls him 'Master Ralph'. Al then asks if anyone wants a quick game of football before they go in. Sid says it has to be quick, smiling. In class, Miss Battle-Axe says they've been waiting for them. When they sit down, she asks what they were talking about. Sour Susan puts her hand up, saying that they were talking about whether girls were better than boys. Miss Battle-Axe then asks if they reached any conclusions, with Susan saying they thought boys were bette at some things and girls are better at other things. Margaret puts her hand up, but Miss Battle-Axe says she wants to hear from Henry first, Margaret agreeing. Everyone stares at Henry, who struggles to answer, and then asks Bert if he has a view on this. Bert says he does, and starts to talk about how it depends on which way you look at it, everyone having fallen asleep by the end of it, other than Bert, Henry and Lazy Linda, who seems to have a crush on Bert, calling him 'Bertieboo' and that she could listen to it all over again. Miss Battle-Axe then wakes up, repeating that she was just thinking very deeply about what he said just as the school bell rings for lunchtime. 
Margaret appears to have a crush on Henry, saying she really wanted to hear what he had to say, fluttering her eyelashes as she does. Henry says that there is plenty of time to hear what he has to say. Margaret chuckles, and agrees. Susan gets jealous, claiming Henry is hers. The two walk off, and Ralph asks Henry if he just heard them talking. Henry said he did, and Al says they have time for another quick game if they get through lunch quickly. Henry says it's Three Veg Thursday, and Ralph says they can't hurry Three Veg Thursday. Ralph and Henry arrive in the canteen, grabs a tray and high-fives Graham's Mum, Greasy Greta and her twin sister. Greta puts broccoli on Henry's plate but he doesn't see stew until she adds it only to joke around with him and he says nice things to her. Ralph tells Henry to stop being a charmer and let's eat then sit on the table together then Greedy Graham and Brainy Brian came to sit with them. Brian told the boys about Singing Soyara's favourite band which is T-Rex Tangerine Country and Graham mentioned that Gorgeous Gruinder was sharing her recipe of coconut burfi but Henry asked if they were helping them with their homework and Brian says 'Well, Yes'.
Henry says 'It's alright. It's cool to do your homework, right?'. Ralph, Graham and Brian all nodded agreeing with Henry who says 'Pardon me for speaking with my mouthful'. Miss Oddbod turns up to ask for Henry's help and he says anytime but she tells him not to rush and finish his lunch. Ralph says Miss Oddbod probably wants Henry to sort through the confiscation cupboard again which he agrees. Brain says he can't remember the last time Henry got something confiscated and Henry thinks it's probably when they were in Miss Lovely's Class which Graham says it was that book he loved and Henry couldn't that book was called about magician until Peter says 'The Merry Magician' holding the book and told him he wasn't there until now but Henry thinks he's a joker and says he's lucky to Peter as a little brother and he knows that too. Peter sees Aerobic Al bouncing his ball and holding the magic wand then pink sparkle appears on the screen reverting back to Henry's fort again.
Al had no idea what just happened and Peter tells him a little bit of magic before taking the wand back thanking him and goes out. Henry and his friends go over Operation: Bogey Blaster Mark 2 together. The next day, Peter returns to the library where his class was already there and gives the magic wand back to Miss Lovely. She asked if he had a lovely weekend which he did and hoped that Peter didn't turn anyone into a pile of pink dust but he said 'Not exactly, Miss Lovely' and winks to the audience, ending the episode.
== Characters ==
* Horrid Henry
* Perfect Peter
* Miss Lovely
* Tidy Ted
* Goody-Goody Gordon
* Spotless Sam
* Lovely Lizzie
* Unknown Students
* Mum
* Fluffy
* Weepy William
* Brainy Brian
* Beefy Bert
* Anxious Andrew
* Aerobic Al 
* Greedy Graham 
* Rude Ralph 
* Lazy Linda
* Gorgeous Gurinder 
* Singing Soraya
* Miss Battle-Axe
* Mr Soggington
* Moody Margaret
* Sour Susan
* Jolly Josh
* Greasy Greta's Twin Sister
* Graham's Mum
* Greasy Greta
* Miss Oddbod
==Trivia==
* Beefy Bert says something other than 'I dunno' in this episode like in "Horrid Henry: Who's Who?" and "Horrid Henry Gets Rich Quick".
* This is one of the episodes where Dad is absent, following "Horrid Henry's Sports Day", "Horrid Henry's Time Machine", and "Horrid Henry's Underpants". 
==Errors==
*When Miss Lovely's Class is trying to get some pink sparkles, Ted's jacket is blue.
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Category:OAS Series 5