How I Wet Your Mother/Quotes

:Bart: Homer, if this is your dream, why is Flanders here?
:Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, dream team!
:(lawn mower with the label "Property of Ned Flanders" comes by and chops Flanders up)
:Ned: Where's my God now?
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:Apu: In this fantasy Kwik-E-Mart, you'll get your change in bacon.
:(Apu opens the cashier and takes some bacon)
:Homer: Woo Hoo!
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:Multiple Moes: In this place, mothers are for drunk driving!
:Agnes, Luann, and many other moms: (holding signs that support drunk driving) Chug! Chug! Chug!
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:Homer: (reaches for the door with his head before it closes) UNGUARDED STUUUUUUFF!
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:Frink: Hell is real, and everyone goes there.
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:Lisa: Listen, everyone. We should fall asleep in this dream. One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below.
:Bart: Wait, dreams have rules?
:Lisa: Everything has rules, Bart.
:Bart: Not me when I hit the dance floor.
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:Homer: Why you little! I'll teach you to make fun of my socks! (grunting and strangling Bart)
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:Homer: Oh, Death, you're a lifesaver!
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:Homer: (configuring the Uralarm Whizz-No-More 9000) Now that's what I call looking out for number one.
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:Homer: Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning lying in a warm moist bed, because weekends are... MOIST?! (uncovers and sees what he did) I wet the bed! The one most embarrassing thing I've never done!
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:Homer's Brain: What the hell are you doing?!
:Homer: Don't yell at me, brain. This happened on your watch. You have two jobs—thinking and blabber control.
:Homer's Brain: I'm doing the best with what I got. All you feed me is reality shows.
:Homer: I like to watch Lamar Odom play Xbox while his giant wife yells at him. IS THAT SO NUTS?! (his brain says nothing) HUH?!! (his brain says nothing once more) Yeah, shut you up.
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