S04E04 - Oversexed Underpants

In this episode, the hosts continue to read "Slipping" by betta329.
== Episode Summary ==
Almost being caught by James isn't enough to cool the ardour of Sirius and Lily. Fortunately, James is on board for that idea and asks Sirius to step up and help him satisfy the sexually demanding witch with the help of some enchanted black undapants.
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical Parody: "Circle Jerk" cover of "Super Freak" by Rick James.
* Lyndsay blames Allie for their use of "dive in"
* New GrammaGram Product: Scourage laundry detergent.
* Lyndsay and Allie brag that Danny and Marco are their friends after an amazing camping trip they went on to celebrate Allie's birthday.
** Many bags of Doritos were eaten.
* Allie is "Mrs. Gigglyplanks"
* Gasping Lyndsay
* "That's how Cabbage Patch Kids are born: wizard sperm goes into the soil and then you get a Cabbage Patch Kid." ~ Lyndsay
* "A Garbage Pail Kid is when you shoot one off into a garbage dump." ~ Allie
* "And don't get us started on Strawberry Shortcake!" ~ Lyndsay
* The hosts joke there's so much HP erotica that they'll be doing this until they're 89, at which point they'll start a GrammaGram spin off "GrammaGrams Gone Wild"
* Burner owl makes an appearance, but since it's the 70's, it would be a rotary owl attached to a leash
* The hosts conjecture that the black underpants are actually a new incarnation of the infamous Black Cloth.
** "That is the worst hand-me-down ever! Your grandmother came in these!" ~ Lyndsay
* Lyndsay jokes that the Hamburger Helper man is inside the undapants. Allie imagines it as the hand from Borgin & Burkes. Eventually suggested it's the Arby's oven mitt singing, "Who's got the meats?"
* The hosts debate where we are on the consent spectrum with regards to these magically enchanted panties.
* Mention of her "crack" pulls Lyndsay out of the moment and her and Allie riff about unsexy descriptors until Danny reels them back in.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Likes the underpants and bossy Sirius
Danny: Up
* Likes the James/Sirius scene
Lyndsay: Up
* Even more on board now that James is on board with Lily/Sirius
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Danny shouts out some of his favourite posts from the FB group that week:
** Angela proposed a theory that McGonagall is actually Dr. Wanda Philatia.
** Carrie proposed that the invisibility cloak that Harry inherited must have had a LOT of...stains. *wink wink*
** Christian posted "If the lake is a rollin', don't come a strollin'"
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