PowerEdd/Transcript

== Transcript ==
(Edd's hand reaches the roof, with him climbing the wall. He looks down, understandably afraid. The scene then cuts to Tom in the living room.)
Tom: Hurry, Edd! There's not much time!
(Matt jumps down. He makes various gestures with his eyelids.)
Matt: You've got to save the CHILDREN!!!
(Cut back to Edd, who prepares to grab something. He then pulls a tree out of his satellite dish. Scene cuts back to the living room.)
[static]
TV V/O: And now back to... "The Children".
Child: This ain't apple juice!
(canned laughter)
Matt and Tom: YAY!
(cut to Edd, looking rather pleased to himself. His expression changes to dread when he hears an all-too familiar voice.)
Eduardo: HEY! Nice satellite, loser!
Edd: (dramatic zoom-in) Eduardo....
(cut to Eduardo, accompanied to a remastered version of his signature guitar stinger)
Eduardo: How many channels you get on that thing?
Edd: A thousand, actually!
Eduardo: Ehehe, that all? This baby's nuclear-powered! We get channels from SPACE!
(cut to space, then to Eduardo's living room. Mark and Jon are watching one of these "space channels")
Blue Alien: (some sort of alien language, sounding like "gnaarq qiq aahooe fe)
(turkey canned laughter)
Mark: I'm...so confused.
(cut back to outside)
Eduardo: Just admit it, Edd. I'm better than you!
Edd: What is your problem?
Eduardo: Heh, problem!? I don't have any problems! I'm Numero Uno! YOU'RE the one who's comin' in second place!
(Eduardo punches the box that powers his satellite dish, which makes it glow green. Eduardo's suddenly bewildered....)
Eduardo: What the...?
(....then electrocuted.)
Eduardo: GGYAAAARGH!!
(The satellite dish then releases a blast of radiation that hits Edd and knocks him off the roof.)
Edd: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!! (echoed and fading out.)
(Intro begins. While the opening credits roll, all of Edd's cells and organisms begin to glow green, his bones repair and his skeleton becomes green as the word 'PowerEdd' flashes on the screen. Fades to black.)
(Sound of wind and heart monitor beeping commences. The screen widens to give the impression Edd is opening his eyes. Matt and Tom appear, where Matt is making a heart monitor sound with his mouth.)
Matt: Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. (Tom slaps him) OW!
Tom: You okay, Edd?
(Edd is bandaged and is lying in bed.)
Edd: (weakly) What...happened?
Tom: You fell off the roof...
Matt: (interrupting) We were so worried!
(Flashback to living room. Tom and Matt are still watching 'The Children'.
Child: This ain't apple juice!
(canned laughter, then sound of Edd screaming and fall off the roof in background.)
Tom: (calling) Edd, can you grab some popcorn?
(back to present.)
 Edd: You know, I don't actually feel too.... (notices Tom and Matt have gone) Ah.
TV V/O: And now back to... THE CATS! (TV shows image of three cats on the screen.)
Cat: Meow. (canned laughter as Tom and Matt watch excitedly)
(Cuts back to Edd, who spots a bee flying near his face. Cuts back to Tom and Matt looking away from the TV when hearing Edd's screams.)
Edd: AAH! BEE! (Explosion. Cuts to the outside of Edd's bedroom, where it has been completely destroyed. The bee is still alive.)
(Matt and Tom run over.)
Tom: Edd?
(Edd floats in midair behind him.)
Edd: Uh, guys?
(Tom and Matt yelp, which causes Edd to yelp and fall to the ground. Cuts to kitchen, where Edd is happily flying around the room.)
Edd: Wheeeeee!
Tom: So...you can fly now?
Edd: That's not all I can do!
(cuts to scene where Tom and Matt are skeletons due to Edd's x-ray vision.)
Matt: Hey! Stop undressing me with your eyes!
(Without x-ray vision, Edd points to Tom's glass of water and heats it up. Tom starts to bounce the cup around.)
Tom: Arrgh! Hot, hot, hot!
Edd: Oh, sorry! (uses his icy breath to cool it down.) Ah! There!
(Tom is completely frozen)
Tom: (through ice) Cool...
Matt: What else can you do? (Edd smirks.)
(A montage begins with Edd going near the plane making a funny face at a couple, then Edd uses his laser vision to burn the phrase "EDD IS AWESOME" on a building. Then it shows Matt and Tom racing. Edd shows up and beats them. Edd, with his icy breath turns the kitchen into an ice rink. Matt watches as Tom slips. Finally, Edd draws a picture that portrays himself as the superhero he is, then the scene cuts back to Edd, now wearing the costume he made.)
Tom: Hmmm... if you're gonna be a real superhero, you'll need a cool origin story.
Matt: Yeah, how did you get superpowers anyway?
Edd: Well the last thing I remember was a radioactive satellite dish on Eduardo's roof and then I... Wait! If I got superpowers, then... I should have a cool superhero name!
Tom: Uh Edd?
(Edd looks out the window. SFX: Explosion)
Eduardo: I'm numero uno!
Edd: Uh oh.
(Cut back to house. Edd and the gang are watching a TV broadcast.)
TV/O: BREAKING NEWS FLASH! A mysterious supervillian has been causing havoc after destroying the bacon factory!
Edd: Oh no!
TV/O: ...the cola factory...
Edd: OH NO!
TV/O: ...and the Karlsson cotton and fabric factory.
Edd: OH N- Well, that's not that bad.
TV/O: Who specialises in making green hoodies.
(Zooms out of the house quickly and Edd screamed angry.)
Edd: EDUARDO!(Matt making car noises)
Matt: Uh... Edd?
Eduardo: Muhahaha!(Edd throws the car towards Eduardo)
Matt: EEEEEEEEEEDD!!
Tom: Hah! Who's the loser n-(Eduardo punches Tom out of the car)
Tom: Laaaaaame!!(Eduardo hits the car off of him)
Matt: Uhm... Help?
Eduardo: Well well well. Look who finally showed up.
Edd: SERIOUSLY! What is your problem?(Dragonball Z style fight scene)
Dad: Congratulations son, you have the cleanest bedroom I've ever seen-(Edd blasts through the wall, causing the room to turn into a mess)
Dad: Wow what a mess. No son of mine would have a room like this. You're dead to me.
(Harold is preparing to devour a cake, until Edd blasts through the wall behind him)
Harold's wife: Harold, you better not be eating that cake-
Harold's wife: HAROLD, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
(Emo Kid cocks a gun, and points it to his head)
Emo Kid: Goodbye cruel world.(Edd blasts through the wall, knocking the gun out of his hand)
Emo Kid: Aww...(Emo Kid notices the giant hole in the wall and jumps out of it)
Emo Kid: Weeee! I'm okay.
Eduardo: Just admit it. I'm better than you!(More sweet ass fighting)
Tom: (falls) Lame.
Tom: Oh no...(Tom screaming)(Monster Tom Approaches A Guy, who then takes a photo of him after he roars. Afterwards, cue the two looking off to the side, where Edd and Eduardo can be seen as green streaks, still fighting.)
(Cue another scene, where three citizens are staring up to the sky. Two of them seem shocked, and the other, excited.)
Citizens: Is it a bird?! Is it a plane?! 
Another Citizen: NO! It's both! Oh hey, superheroes.
Eduardo: (Between each line, he punches Edd.) Why don't you just give up?
You're a loser!
Face it, Edd!
You're comin' in second place!
(As he says this, he lifts his arms up, and a ball of energy forms in his hands.)
Edd: (bleeding from the mouth) Second place?
(FLASHBACK!!) 
Lady Teacher: Oh Eduardo, what a lovely painting! I think this might just be coming in first place!
(She checks her clipboard to see who's up next to present.)
Uum... Edd. Do you have an entry for the contest?
(Edd proceeds to quickly draw himself as SuperEdd, handing it to the teacher soon after.) 
Teacher: This is... Amazing...! Edd you get first place!
Edd: Yaaay!
Eduardo, tearfully: What?
Edd, pointing at Eduardo: You're second pla-ace! You're second pla-ace!
(The rest of the class proceed to copy Edd, pointing at Eduardo and chanting "You're second place!" at him as the camera zooms in.)
(The flashback is cut off by Eduardo staring angrily into the screen. The camera zooms out, showing Edd on the ground and Eduardo stood above him, holding an energy ball.)
Edd: I...
(Eduardo throws the ball down onto Edd, causing a huge explosion. He then descends into the crater, hovering above Edd.)
Eduardo: Any last words?
Edd: ...I'm sorry... 
Eduardo, with a confident smirk on his face: Yea- 
(He pauses, looking down at Edd confusedly.) 
What? 
Edd, smiling weakly: You did deserve first place. My drawing sucked!
Eduardo: Wow... I uh... 
(Monster Tom starts rising up behind Eduardo. He roars, lifting one of his claws up and preparing to strike the super neighBORE.) 
(Edd quickly jumps in, trying to save Eduardo.)
Edd: Watch out! 
(He takes the hit, flying into a nearby fence.) 
ARGHH!!
(He powers down, falling to the ground.)
(This shocks Eduardo, who proceeds to turn to Monster Tom, charging up one last attack. He looks PEEVED, and his hair turns neon green.)
Eduardo: NO-ONE HITS MY NEIGHBOUR BUT ME!
(He fires an energy beam at Monster Tom, causing another explosion and sending Tom's spirit, which reforms into him offscreen, flying away.)
(Eduardo powers down, collapsing onto his knee.)
Eduardo, exhausted: (groan) Everyone okay?
(Cut to a nearby pathway, where Tom walks up to a shocked Matt, missing a chunk of his hair. Sirens can be heard in the background. Matt turns to face Tom.)
Matt: Tom! Did you see the monster!? 
Tom, pretending nothing just happened: ...nnnope.
Matt: It was awesome! It was all like... "RAAAWR!!! I'm a monster!"
(Cut to the left slightly, where a cop with a clipboard and an army man can be seen stood next to a clipboard. The army man points at Matt.)
Army Guy: There's the monster!! Get 'im! 
(Matt runs away screaming as a team of policemen run after him, chanting "Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!", or as the captions put it, making policemen noises. They can be heard beating him up offscreen, which puts a smirk on Tom's face.)
(Cut back to Edd. The camera is zoomed into his upper body, and he's staring off into the sky.)
Edd: Huh, shame we lost all those powers. Fun while it lasted, though.
Eduardo, offscreen: Uhhhh... You may wanna look down.
(The camera zooms out, revealing the fact that Edd is still floating. Eduardo is stood next to him.) 
Edd: Huh. Guess I have some juice left. 
(He then proceeds to start pointing and chanting at Eduardo, much like in the flashback, which peeves him off again. A bee can be seen slowly approaching Edd from the right of the screen.)
I still have pow-wers! I still have pow-wers! I still have-
(Edd notices the bee and panics.)
AAAH! BEE!
(He prepares to fire an energy beam at it, but runs out of juice. His expression changes from panic to worry as he hovers for just a few more seconds, then falls.)
AAAAHH-!
(He hits the ground offscreen, grunting. Roll credits.)
(Post credits, cut to a scene of the house's door. Edd is stood in it, staring out at a bald-headed figure.)
Edd: No.
(The camera zooms out as the door closes. The figure is revealed to be none other than Nick Fury.)
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