Welcome to Paradise

this is literally just for Spin-Off Kings
by SwitchPlanters
==Transcript==
Setting: Squidward’s Front Yard
Squidward: The peace, the tranquility, only one thing could ruin this perfect day. [Sips from coconut]
SpongeBob: [Laughs as he appears on the scene]
Squidward: I spoke too soon. [Sighs and removes sunglasses] What is it SpongeBob?
SpongeBob:  Do you want to hear a funny joke Patrick just told me?
Squidward: No. [Puts sunglasses back on]
SpongeBob: Pretty please?
Squidward: If I say “yes” will you go away?
SpongeBob: Well, ok.
Squidward: Then, yes. I’m thrilled to hear your joke. [Sarcastically]
SpongeBob: Great! Ok, there was this guy-
Patrick: [Appears on the scene] SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Patrick, I’m in the middle of something here.
Patrick: But it’s important!
SpongeBob: What’s so important that you had to interrupt me?
Patrick: [Begins whispering] We’re on the air.
SpongeBob: Wait, what? [Observes the camera filming him] Oh.
Setting: Goo Lagoon
SpongeBob: Thank you all for joining me here today!
Squilliam: Hurry up, SquarePants; some of us have lives to get back to.
SpongeBob: Today, you all get the day off… on a tropical island!
Pearl: Goody! [Begins hopping up and down, knocking all of the contestants over]
Larry the Lobster: What’s the catch?
SpongeBob: Catch? Why do you think there always has to be a catch with me? [Begins talking faster] The island’s supposedly haunted.
Mrs. Puff: What did you say?
SpongeBob: “Catch? Why do you-
Mrs. Puff: After that!
SpongeBob: Oh, you must mean, the thing about the island being haunted! That’s just an urban legend!
Barnacle Boy: Urban legend or not; I’m not staying on a haunted island, and that’s final!
SpongeBob: Okay, but you’ll cost the Krabby Patties the competition.
Barnacle Boy: Wait, we're still competing? I thought you said that we get the day off.
SpongeBob: Someone has to get eliminated.
[Various members of the Krabby Patties begin cracking their knuckles]
Barnacle Boy: I’m in!
SpongeBob: Our boat should be here any second!
[Loud horn is heard coming from a boat]
SpongeBob: [Looks at his wrist watch] Right on time!
[Everyone climbs aboard the boat]
Setting: Boat
Sandy: [Observes the boat] I hope the island’s better than this boat. [Sits down as a cloud of dust forms on her seat, and she begins choking on it]
SpongeBob: I know that this isn’t exactly a high class boat, but just wait until you see the island!
Plankton: Are we there yet?
Karen: Plankton, we just got on the boat-
Plankton: Are we there yet?
Karen: [Sighs] Something tells me that this is going to be a long ride.
French Narrator: One very long ride later...
SpongeBob: We’re here!
[Everyone begins cheering]
Setting: Island
Squidward: [Sets foot on the island] Wow. I don’t believe my eyes! It’s… [Begins to get teary eyed] it’s beautiful. [Sniffles] Where have you been all my life? [Begins kissing the ground]
Mermaid Man: I think the heat’s starting to get to him, don't you think, Barnacle Boy? Barnacle Boy? Hm? He must be in the little superheroes room.
Patrick: [Exits the men’s room as a green gas follows behind him] Nope. He’s definitely not in there. I wouldn’t recommend that he does go in there, anymore. [Scratches back] You may want to have the bathroom quarantined.
Man Ray: [Exits the bathroom behind Patrick, while choking] I’ve never smelled something more fowl in my life!
Sandy: Hm? Something doesn’t feel right. I’m going to get to the bottom of it.
Squidward: I don’t know about you, but I’m going to work on my tan. [Lays down on a beach towel]
Setting: Dark Cave
Servant: Master?
Master: Yes?
Servant: More foreigners have arrived.
Master: I see.
Servant: Shall I alert the natives.
Master: Oh, don’t worry my servant.  We are already far more than aware of our friends arrival.
Servant: Aren’t you the least bit concerned?
Master: Concerned? Why should I be concerned? Do you doubt my power?
Servant: No, not all, master.
Master: Then what’s the problem?
Servant: They brought a land creature with them. She appears to be aware that their not alone.
Master: Isn’t it simple? Terminate her.
Servant: As you wish master. I may require assistants from the locals.
Master: Well, what are you waiting for? Get going.
Servant: Of course, master. [Exits the area]
Master: [Laughs evilly]
Setting: Island
Squilliam: Um, Squidward?
Squidward: What is it, Squilliam?
Squilliam: You might want to see for yourself. [Hands Squidward a mirror]
Squidward: [Observes his red skin] Ah! What happened? I only used a little bit of tanning lotion! [Checks his tanning lotion bottle] What? [Reads the bottle aloud] "Warning: Do not apply to skin!" What kind of tanning lotion doesn't allow you to apply to your skin? Unless? You switched the bottles!
Squilliam: I did no such thing! How dare you accuse me of such a horrible thing!
Squidward: Oh, please! You don’t fool me!
[Squilliam’s phone rings]
Squilliam: Hold on Squidward, I have to take this. [Exits the area]
Squidward: Get back here! [Follows Squilliam] Squilliam? Where did you go? That’s strange. [Begins scratching head]
Sandy: Has anyone seen Patrick?
Squidward: Patrick’s missing too?!
Sandy: What do you mean, “too?” Who else is missing?
Squidward: Squilliam.
Sandy: I knew something was going on here! First Barnacle Boy, then Squilliam, now Patrick! Someone’s picking us all of one by one!
Squidward: Or, this is another one of their twisted competitions! Wait. You're in on it, aren't you?
Sandy: Of course not!
Squidward: Save the act!
Sandy: I'm not acting!
Servant: [Grabs Squidward from behind]
Sandy: Squidward! [Tackles the Servant] Where do you think you're going?
Servant: Surrender if you know what's good for you!
Sandy: You in what army?
Servant: [Snaps finger]
[An army of Servants appear]
Sandy: Oh, that one.
Servant: Any last words?
Sandy: Uh... help!
Servant: That will not do any good! The others have been taken as well.
Sandy: Wait a minute! I may not have my friends by my side, but I do have... paparazzi!
Servant: Paparazzi?
Sandy: [Clears throat]
Paparazzi: [Exit bus] Back away from the Squirrel!
Servant: Uh, oh. [Runs away] Ah!
Sandy: [Cross's arms] I think that we're done here. [Follows Servant back to Dark Cave]
Setting: Dark Cave
Master: Well?
Servant: I'm sorry, master. I failed you.
Master: Failure is not an option!
Servant: I'm sorry!
Master: [Stands up] Terminate the servant.
Servant: No. No. No!
Guard: [Grabs the servant]
Servant: Please! I'm begging you!
Guard: [Throws servant in the volcano]
Servant: No!
Master: Get the squirrel! She's seems to be just as sneaky as she is smart.
Sandy: Huh?
Master: Peek-A-Boo! [Looks at Sandy who thought she was well hidden]
Guard: [Chases Sandy] Don't run; I just want to destroy you!
Sandy: [Discovers a cage, where her friends are trapped, while she is running] Oh, no! [Grabs the key from the guard, and unlocks the cage] Follow me! [Runs away]
[The rest of the contestants follow Sandy onto the boat]
Setting: Boat
Karen: How do you speed this thing up?
Man Ray: We're going as fast as we can!
[Helicopter appears above the boat, and drops a ladder]
SpongeBob: Get in!
[The contestants climb onto the helicopter] 
Setting: SpongeBob's Backyard
SpongeBob: Thank you for joining me here today for yet another elimination ceremony! Since neither team won today's competition anyone can be eliminated! The votes are in, and the next contestant to be eliminated from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show is... Man Ray!
Man Ray: What?! Not again!
SpongeBob: Fred?
Fred: Yes, sir! [Carries Man Ray away]
Man Ray: This isn't over!
Setting: Dark Cave
Servant: [Emerges from the boiling hot lava even more powerful than before, with a new look, and a much deeper voice] Failure isn't an option! I will destroy you, Sandy Cheeks! First I have some unfinished buisiness to do with my master! [Laughs evilly]
The End
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