Collision Course 1/4/transcript

This article is a transcript of the video Collision Course 1/4 released on February 28, 2016 by wp.drive.
* [the alarm clock hits 8:00 am and beeps waking up Spymankiller]
* Spymankiller: Yes! Today is the day, Berney!
* Berney: [barks]
* Spymankiller: Today is special. Because we are going on a vacation!
* Berney: [looks excited]
* Spymankiller: Pack your things, Berney, it's gonna be a long trip.
* [cut out to the majority of the gang sitting in the living room]
* Spymankiller: So, guys, any ideas on where to travel?
* Dr Saturn: A science facility!
* Laptop: A server storage building!
* Mangle: A place with fun rides!
* Spymankiller: Okay, okay, we can visit them all and...
* [weird smashing noises coming from the other room]
* Laptop: What was that?!
* Jeto: I have no idea, but I'm scared!
* Mangle: Don't be such a big baby!
* Jeto: You're not my mother!
* [noises intensify, cut to Rex and Blank Tank smashing onto the ground]
* Rex: I told you that jumping off a table would fail!
* BT: Don't rush me, woman, carnt you see I'm stuck?!
* Rex: I can clearly see you're stuck and that you're... wait... did you just call me a freakin' woman?!
* Dr Saturn: [enters the room] What the heck are you two doing?
* Rex: Hello, Dr... uhh, Jupiter?
* Dr Saturn: It's Dr Saturn, idiot. What are you even doing?
* Rex: We are testing to see if we can travel to the Earth's core by slamming onto the floor.
* BT: And I think it's working!
* Dr Saturn: Guys, you're giving everyone in the mansion real bad headaches from this.
* Rex: Try saying that, when we snap a selfie on the Earth's core!
* Dr Saturn: Right, good luck with that. [leaves the room]
* Rex: This time, jump off a ladder.
* [cut to Spymankiller browsing the web to look for cheap vacation resorts]
* Spymankiller: Wow! What an amazing deal! I'll buy it!
* Dr Saturn: What's a great deal?
* Spymankiller: This vacation site! It's only £100! It's never been so cheap!
* Dr Saturn: Are you sure that's a good place to visit?
* Spymankiller: Trust me, it has beaches, rides and everything!
* Dr Saturn: Sounds fine by me. As long as it's safe.
* [cut to the hour 3:06 pm, Spymankiller and Rex are waiting for others outside]
* Spymankiller: So, Rex, are you ready to go?
* Rex: Go ground smashing?
* Spymankiller: No, you idiot! Go to the vacation resort!
* Rex: Oh, right, yeah, I'm ready. Totally.
* Spymankiller: Good! It's gonna be fun!
* [at one of the hotel rooms]
* Pankid: So, Spy, where are the others?
* Spymankiller: Mangle and PCus went to buy something. Joseph is studying the moon. And the rest are somewhere else, I think.
* Pankid: What are Mangle and PCus buying exactly?
* Spymankiller: I think they were getting fizzy drinks or something.
* [meanwhile in a nearby corner store]
* PCus: Wow, Mangle, I think that's the first time I've ever seen you smile!
* Mangle: I know, it's because Spy was bothered to take us on vacation for once.
* Merchant Boat: Charming. Now tell me what you want to have.
* PCus: I'll just have a diet coke... please...
* Mangle: And I'll have just a normal lemonade.
* Merchant Boat: Right, do you want it with ice, ma'am?
* Mangle: Ice...?
* Merchant Boat: Yes, ice, do you want ice in your drink?
* Mangle: PCus, he asked me if I wanted ice...
* PCus: Don't panic! Just say yes if you want icecubes in your drink, or no if not.
* Mangle: Uhhh... no, thank you.
* Merchant Boat: Right, your drinks will be out in a minute.
* Mangle: Okay!
* PCus: Alright!
* [cut to Spymankiller reading a newspaper, most likely in the evening hours]
* Spymankiller: Jesus, these newspaper headlines MUST be fake.
* [close up to the newspaper, there's an article about the Andromeda galaxy being on a collision course for the Milky Way]
* Spymankiller: Well, I better get some shut eye...
* [3:40 am, the episode ends]
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