Academy Award Speeches

This is the 1st part of the Academy award Presenter/Winner Speeches.
1st:Year: 2006. Presenter: Om Nom,Christopher and Gunther. Best Director.
Transcript
Om Nom:The three of us are here because we know what a great feeling it is to win an Academy Award for Directing.
Christopher:It was the greatest honor that I've ever recieved.
Gunther:Hey,Guys,I've never won an Academy Award.
Christopher:So,why are you here?
Gunther:I don't know,Well I've got nominated a couple times.
Om Nom:Well,anyway, the two of us know what a great honor will be one of the 5 nominees.
Gunther:I just wanna say it is much better to give than recieve.
Om Nom and Christopher:...No,it's not.
Gunther:And here are the nominees for Best Director.
Om Nom:For Toonbel,Speedy Gonzales.
Gunther:For The Aparted,Toucan Sam.
Om Nom:For Letters from Newton Jima,Spike.
Gunther:For The Princess,Hugh Test.
Om Nom:And for United 91,Patrick Star.
Christopher:....Spread out. And the Oscar goes to.......Toucan Sam.
Speech
5th:Year: 2009. Presenter: Karl. Category: Best Supporting Actress.
Transcript
Karl:You've just seen the Govenor's award,late this evening,the Govenor's ball will be held. Just one of many balls being held over Hollywood tonight. There are 5 extraordinary actress in this category and i'm honored to be asked to present this award. Here are the nominees for Best Actress in a Supporting Role.
G,Nine (Spoof)
Stealth Elf,Up in the Sky
Katniss,Insane Heart
Rarity,Up in the Sky
Etain,Stunning:Based on the Novel: Push by Eva
Karl:And the winner is...............Etain. In Stunning:Based on the Novel: Push by Eva.
Speech
Etain:First,I like to thank the Academy. For showing,that it can be about the performance,and not the politics. I wanna thank Phineas for endoring all that he had to,so I will not have to. Garfield and Annabeth because you touched it,The whole world select. Thank you for your hard work,my entire family,my Stunning family,Thank you so much,to seeing me,Thank you for showing me. That sometimes you have to forego during what's popular. In order to do what's right,and baby,you were so right. God bless us all.