Wilford parasite

Wilford parasites are wee-tarted, parasitic body parts of Wilford Brimley, created after his deification.
== History ==
These parasites were spawned by Wilford when he became a "god", spreading onto every building and road across Paris, rendering the city uninhabitable. At the time of Frollo Almost Finally Does It, Mormon Jesus traveled to Paris and collected several specimens. With this, he researched the parasites' capabilities, pouring his time into his goal of infecting several victims protesting against Wilford to become a god himself.
== Effects ==
Wilford parasites are adaptive to any object and any being. When a parasite successfully merges with the host, the host maintains its physical form (with the parasite leeching on), but any control of the host is gone, possibly being controlled by the corrupter instead. With more parasites latching onto the victim, the more this corruption takes effect. A sheet of paper on Mormon Jesus' table states that the parasites can also affect non-organic objects to bring them to life, and if the test succeeds, it will expand to infecting buildings and even mountains for Mormon Jesus to control. This is seen with a wooden stool, which can move on its legs. The only known cure for those parasites is a blue-colored antidote, usually filled in a syringe; when used, the parasite shrivels and falls apart, dying.
Whoever thought giving all these Play-Dough creatures separate articles was a good idea, please do the gene pool a favor and kill yourself.
== Characters infected by Awtism parasites ==
* T. Hawk
* Morrigan Aensland
* Demitri Maximoff
* Billy Mays
* Aya Drevis
* Mako Mankanshoku
* Shaquille O'Neal
* Reggie Fils-Aime
* Professor Girafales
* Jack Bauer
* The Dude
* Walter Sobchak
* Chris-R
* Alfred Jodl
* Joseph Goebbels
* Tommy Wiseau
* Corset
* Ib
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Category:Non-Human
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Category:Villains
Category:Wilford's creations
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