Episode 003: The Rock n Roll Church of the Sacred Lamp

This episode was recorded in Vintage Nudes Studio at the Slammer with Ready Rich running the audio.
== Summary ==
Matt & Mattingly discuss they terrible movies they made as children. Paul has two big reasons for liking Katie Perry, but it's not what you think. When you can't drag God to court, who do you sew? Jock Vs. Nerd: Star Trek's chugable Warnog and the suddenly complicated politics of the Brooklyn Nets!
== Other Topics ==
*Matt had an awesome improv performance in the Neutrino Video Project at the Groundlings Theater in Los Angeles.
*Matt and Paul talk about making movies as kids. Paul's was a Roman-steampunk time travel movie as a kid and editing in camera, Matt's were always about a killer escaping from the Marlboro Mental Institution (fun fact: Marlboro is Algonquin for big haired slut)
*The tactics of the Native American mob on the ice cream market
*Matt likes Katy Perry for more than just tits
*Religious bullshit in the news
== Jock vs. Nerd ==
*What Star Trek based alcoholic drink (that was served at Star Trek: The Experience) will soon be in full production?
**Klingon Warnog
*Who is the owner of the Brooklyn Nets?
**Mikhail Prokhorov
== Guests/Characters ==
*Various hedonistic Romans (that sound similar to Peter O'Toole) by Matt and Paul
*Lawrence of Arabia by Paul
*Vapor Facere - The time traveling hero from Paul's childhood Roman-Steampunk movie script (mentioned)
*Stripes of Pin - Native American Gangster by Paul
*Sleeps with Fishes - Native American Gangster by Paul
*Lunatic Neck Breaker/Chiropractor by Paul
*Teddy "Elastic" Lewis - 8-foot tall Skee-Ball champion with 12-foot long arms by Paul
== References ==
Star Trek beers
== Food Mentions ==
*Ice Cream (Blue Bell, Penn's Magic Swirtle flavor, Bryers)
*Root Beer
*Candy
*Gummy Bears
*Chili Dog
*Baby Ruth
== Trivia ==
This episode was supposed to have theme music, but was cut by Ready Rich to prevent a lawsuit
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