１/２ゲーム (1/2 Game)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
フと目を覚ましたら　知らない場所にいる 	futo me o samashitara shiranai basho ni iru 	Unexpectedly, when I wake up, I’m in an unfamiliar place.
なんだか途方もなく　嫌な予感がする 	nandaka tohou mo naku iya na yokan ga suru 	I get an unpleasant hunch that’s somewhat preposterous.
モニターに灯り付く　変な奴がいる 	monitaa ni akaritsuku hen na yatsu ga iru 	The light on the monitor is turned on to reveal someone strange.
間抜けなアホ面で　こっちを見ている 	manuke na ahozura de kocchi o mite iru 	It stares this way with an inane look on its face.
 	 	
『ゲームを開始いたします　1/2ゲーム 	“geemu o kaishi itashimasu nibun no ichi geemu 	“I’m going to start the game, the 1/2 Game.
ルールは簡単　二択から正解 	ruuru wa kantan nitaku kara seikai 	The rules are simple—there are two choices and one right answer.
「ではない方」を選びます。』 	'de wa nai hou' o erabimasu.” 	You will select the ‘wrong’ path.”
 	 	
何かが始まった　見覚えある展開 	nanika ga hajimatta mioboe aru tenkai 	Something has started. It so happens that I remember something.
絶賛お流行りの　理不尽デスゲームか 	zessan ohayari no rifujin desu geemu ka 	Is this that absurd yet popular and well-rated “death game”?
 	 	
『4問解いたら成功です　解放してあげます 	“yonmon toitara seikou desu kaihou shite agemasu 	“You’ll succeed if you answer 4 questions. I’ll set you free then.
怪獣に食べられないように　頑張って下さい 	kaijuu ni taberarenai you ni ganbatte kudasai 	Please do your best so you aren’t eaten by that monster.
それではGood Luck 祈ります 	sore de wa Good Luck inorimasu 	With that, I shall be praying for you to have good luck.
5 4 3 2 1 ゴー』 	5 4 3 2 1 goo” 	5, 4, 3, 2, 1, gooo!”
 	 	
『はいはいスタート第一問 	“hai hai sutaato daiichimon 	“Yep, yep, let’s start with question #1.
グーに勝つのはどっちでしょう』 	guu ni katsu no wa docchi deshou” 	Which of these wins against rock?”
 	 	
ちょっちょっ！！待って　急すぎアポなし 	choccho!! matte kyuusugi aponashi 	Ho-hold on! Wait! This is too sudden, I didn’t agree!
冷静になれ　私は出来る子 	reisei ni nare watashi wa dekiru ko 	Calm down. I can do this.
ルールをまとめると　あのバケモンから 	ruuru o matomeru to ano bakemon kara 	If I summarize the rules while running from this
逃げながら二択を答えれば良いんでしょ 	nige nagara nitaku o kotaereba ii ndesho 	Apparition, I’ll be fine if I answer from these two choices.
グーに勝つのは　パーに決まってる 	guu ni katsu no wa paa ni kimatteru 	It’s common knowledge that paper wins against rock.
よしよしレフトだ！！　簡単すぎないか！！？？？ 	yoshiyoshi refuto da!! kantan suginai ka!!??? 	All right then, I’ll go left!! Isn’t this too easy?!?!?
まてまて思い出せ　これは「不正解ゲーム」 	mate mate omoidase kore wa "fuseikai geemu" 	Wait, wait! Remember! This is the “Wrong Answer Game”!
ライトだ！ 	raito da! 	I’ll go right!
 	 	
そーゆーことなのか　不正解を選ぶ 	soo yuu koto nano ka fuseikai o erabu 	Got it—I’ll choose the wrong answers.
外れた瞬間が　退場(死)を意味する 	hazureta shunkan ga taijou o imi suru 	A single moment out of sync will mean my exit (from life).
バケモンから逃げる　どちらかぶちやぶる 	bakemon kara nigeru dochira ka buchiyaburu 	I’ll run from this apparition, I’ll smash through one of the two.
そのわずかな時が　思考する時間 	sono wazuka na toki ga shikou suru jikan 	A scant few moments are all the time I have to think.
 	 	
『それでは再開第二問　存在しないことはないのはどっちでしょう』 	“sore de wa saikai dainimon sonzai shinai koto wa nai no wa docchi deshou” 	“With that, let’s resume the game. Here’s question #2. For which of these is it untrue that it does not exist?”
 	 	
存在しない？！　ことはない？！ 	sonzai shinai?! koto wa nai?! 	For which is it untrue?! That it doesn’t exist?!
てつまりつまりつまり考えろ考えろ！！！ 	te tsumari tsumari tsumari kangaero kangaero!!! 	In other words, in other words, in other words, think, think!!!
存在しないことはないとはつまり 	sonzai shinai koto wa nai to wa tsumari 	“For which of these is it untrue that it does not exist,” in other words,
存在する方ってことでしょう？！ 	sonzai suru hou tte koto deshou?! 	The right answer is the one that does exist, right?!
龍は存在せず　虎は存在するから 	ryuu wa sonzai sezu tora wa sonzai suru kara 	Dragons don’t exist and tigers do,
この問いで存在するのは虎の方だが 	kono toi de sonzai suru no wa tora no hou da ga 	So the one that exists in this question is the tiger option,
このゲームで選ぶのは不正解の方だ！ 	kono geemu de erabu no wa fuseikai no hou da! 	But the one I choose in this game is the wrong option!
龍の方だ　レフトだ！ 	ryuu no hou da refuto da! 	I’ll go with the dragon! I’ll go left!
 	 	
『感動しました　天才です 	“kandou shimashita tensai desu 	“Frankly, I’m inspired. You’re a genius.
このまま最後まで行きましょう 	kono mama saigo made ikimashou 	Let’s keep going like this until the end.
それでは第三問です　証明されているのはどっちでしょう』 	sore de wa daisanmon desu shoumei sarete iru no wa docchi deshou” 	With that, here’s question #3. Which of these is a mathematical proof?”The option on the left is Fermat's Last Theorem. The option on the right is the P versus NP problem.
 	 	
ちょま　こんなのおかしい　ルール違反だ 	choma konna no okashii ruuru ihan da 	Ho—wa—this is strange, it’s breaking the rules!
こんなのは知ってるか　知らないであって 	konna no wa shitteru ka shiranai de atte 	Do I know this kind of thing? I don’t know it,
思考の余地なし　難解数式か！？ 	shikou no yochi nashi nankai suushiki ka!? 	But I don’t have time to think! Is this abstruse mathematics?!
山勘か！？ 	yamakan ka!? 	Do I just guess?!
確か大好きなアニメのシーンで 	tashika daisuki na anime no shiin de 	If I remember correctly, if this were a scene from my favorite anime
人は迷ったら左に行く傾向があるから 	hito wa mayottara hidari ni iku keikou ga aru kara 	And someone was lost, they’d say that since people are inclined to go left,
敢えて右を選ぶべきだと！！ 	aete migi o erabubeki da to!! 	You should choose right on purpose!
そうだ冨○先生にかけるよ！！ 	sou da togashi-sensei ni kakeru yo!! 	Okay, then, I’m betting on you, Togashi-sensei!
 	 	
『大変素晴らしいですね！　これが最後の問題でーす　最後はサービス問題です 	“taihen subarashii desu ne! kore ga saigo no mondai deesu saigo wa saabisu mondai desu	“You’re doing awfully well! This is the last question, okay? I’ll throw you a freebie.
神は…』 	kami wa…” 	God is...”
いる　いない 	iru inai 	Real or not real...
 	 	
やっぱりやっぱり 	yappari yappari 	As expected, as expected,
きたきた最後にこの手の問題 	kita kita saigo ni kono te no mondai 	In the end, we’ve come to this kinda question!
正解などあるはずないのに！！ 	seikai nado aru hazu nai no ni!! 	Even though there shouldn’t be a right answer!!
だけど私は知ってるんだ！ 	dakedo watashi wa shitteru nda! 	But I know it!
この理不尽な　状況下で！ 	kono rifujin na joukyouka de! 	I’m under these absurd circumstances, after all!
どちらを選択すべきか 	dochira o sentaku subeki ka 	Which should I choose?
運動神経抜群オタク舐めるな!！ 	undou shinkei batsugun otaku nameru na!! 	Don’t underestimate an otaku with outstanding reflexes!!
こっちだ！！ 	kocchi da!! 	I’ll go with this one!!
 	 	
「退屈」 	"taikutsu" 	“I’m so bored.”
==Translation Notes==
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