Billy Mays

Billy Mays is an immortal salesperson who promotes Fix-it, OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Zorbeez and other cleaning products.
He is also an elite member of the Thot Patrol.
== History ==
=== Early Life ===
Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania and raised in nearby Pittsburg. He studied at Sto-Rox High School, and later West Virginia University.
=== Early Work ===
After leaving college, Mays worked for his father's hazardous waste company before moving to Atlantic City, New Jersey in 1983. On the Atlantic City boardwalk, he sold the Washmatik portable washing device to passersby, along with other As Seen on TV products.
== Trivia ==
* In real life, Billy Mays passed away on the morning of June 28, 2009.
* He is one of the most legendary men ever born.
== Appearances ==
* Sense of Right Alliance: Prelude (First appearance)
* Sense of Right Alliance
* Sense of Right Alliance: The Animated Series
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