Tamatoa's Lair/Shiny Part 1 (Kayley Version)

(Upon noticing the pile of gold and treasure, Kayley's group looked on in amazement)
Sora: (Whispering) Whoa. That’s a lot of treasure for a crab to collect.
(Megavolt and Quackerjack darted ahead and were about grab some gold when….)
Kayley’s group: (Whispering savagely) Don’t!
(The two stopped and got concerned as Kayley's group quickly went up to them angrily)
Bushroot: (Whispering savagely, enunciating) Don’t, touch, anything! (Whispering savagely) We’re just here to find Yuffie, Wes, and Megavolt’s charms and Quackerjack's Mr. Banana Brain!
Yuffie: (Whispering savagely) Even Wes and I are not that obsessed with this stuff!
Wes: (Whispering savagely) That's right!
(Realizing and understanding, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Meowth nods and they began searching with the others cautiously, hoping to not attract this Tamatoa’s attention)
Kairi: (Whispering) Now if I were three charms and a doll, where would I lay in this pile?
(Realizing something with Kairi's group, Aqua got everyone’s attention quietly)
Aqua: (Whispering) Wait a minute!
Kairi's group except Aqua: (Whispering) Listen!
(Kayley's group got up to her and the rest of Kairi's group)
Kayley’s group: (Whispering) What?
Kairi's group: (Whispering) We could locate it.
(Kairi's group then casts a locater spell and sensed where the missing charms and Mr. Banana Brain doll are)
Kairi's group: (Whispering) We know where the charms and doll are now.
Yuffie, Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: (Whispering hopefully) Where?
(Kairi's group points at the top of the treasure pile, and there lay Yuffie, Wes, and Megavolt’s lucky charms and Quackerjack's Mr. Banana Brain doll. Yuffie, Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack were about to run to it when Bushroot and Liquidator grabbed them savagely)
Liquidator: (Whispering angrily) Don’t attract Tamatoa’s attention!
Bushroot: (Whispering angrily) He's right!
(They smack them in the back of their heads and Yuffie, Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack rubbed them)
Yuffie, Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack: (Whispering) Sorry.
Kayley: (Whispering) But we don’t see this Tamatoa anywhere.
Ventus: (Whispering) It’s because….
(He points at the pile of treasure, making Kayley's Kansas group realize)
Patch and Renamon: (Whispering) You mean…?
Garrett: (Whispering) That treasure pile is actually…?
Rika: (Whispering) No way!
Sora's group: (Whispering) Yes.
Lea: (Whispering) Tamatoa’s actual shell. Got it memorized now?
Kayley's Kansas group: (Whispering, getting it) Oh, yeah.
B.E.N.: (Whispering) Then how do we get up there without letting him know we’re up there?
(They think, and then Pinocchio got an idea)
Pinocchio: (Whispering) I know! What if we quote, accidentally catch his attention, unquote?
Bushroot: (Whispering sarcastically) Oh, great idea.
Yuffie: (Whispering seriously) Then he’ll eat us!
(Pinocchio smiled smugly)
Pinocchio: (Whispering) Not necessarily.
(Confused at first, Kayley's group then realized and got what Pinocchio is talking about; A distraction. Then Kayley spoke up quietly)
Kayley: (Whispering) But who will distract him?
(A short pause as they think, then they turn to Kayley smugly, much to her confusion at first)
Kayley: (Whispering) Me?
(They nod and Kayley objected quietly at first as they walk up to her, carrying bioluminescent shells)
Kayley: (Whispering) No, no!
(Later, Kayley, wearing the shells on her like armor, got nervous as her friends climbed up to an edge near the top)
Kayley: (Whispering) Are you sure it’s going to work, Pinocchio?
Pinocchio: (Whispering) Positive! Then we’ll tie him down, like I said.
Tiger: (Whispering) Go on, Kayley!
Yuffie: (Whispering) Make your distraction!
(Kayley sighed nervously, then gathered her courage and started shouting out loud, which is part of the plan)
Kayley: Wow! Look at all that treasure pile!
(Her friends give her a thumb’s up and a wink at her good performance as they climbed near the charms and Mr. Banana Brain doll. Seeing them almost there, Kayley smiled in confidence and then proceeded to shout)
Kayley: Can’t wait to collect some before he awakens!
(Yuffie, Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack reached out for the charms and Mr. Banana Brain doll once there, and just after snatching them respectively, they and the others climbed down back to the ground to meet up with Kayley when suddenly, upon reaching the ground, the area shook, shocking the others)
Fievel: (Whispering) Uh-oh! Looks like Tamatoa’s awake!
(They hide behind a pile of rocks. Kayley was about to join them when the treasure shell slowly rose up, ending the small tremor, to reveal giant crab-like legs. Kayley stood there, frozen in silent fear as it happened. Then a head and two claws emerged slowly, revealing a giant male blue and orange blended skinned Coconut Crab with light yellow eyes, black pupils, white crooked teeth with some gold engraved in some of his teeth, and missing one of his left legs, which appeared to be torn off already, and it's already healed up, leaving it a stump. He is Tamatoa, the said monster Kayley's group was told about. He opened his eyes and noticed Kayley in her shell armor)
Tamatoa: Well, well, what do we have here?
(A short pause, then Kayley screamed a bit and was about to run away when Tamatoa picked her up with his claw and held her closer to him. Kayley began to struggle and squirm as she is brought closer to Tamatoa’s face)
Tamatoa: Looks like I found me a gold shelled creature, glittering like stars….
(Suddenly, Kayley’s squirming knocked all the shells off of her, exposing her, much to Tamatoa’s surprise and shock)
Tamatoa: Wait a minute! A human?! What’s a human like you doing in…?
(He suddenly changed the subject quickly as Kayley continued to squirm)
Tamatoa: Hold still, would you? I can’t see you clearly when you squirm like that because I need to focus.
(Nervous, Kayley did what he said and Tamatoa resumed his question)
Tamatoa: What’s a human like you doing in my turf?
Kayley: (Nervously) Uh….
(She narrowed her eyes at her friends’ hiding spot, who motioned her to be strong. Gathering her courage, she explained herself)
Kayley: I came here because four friends of mine dropped some things of theirs in your trench, which you brought here.
Tamatoa: (Leering) Oh, really? And what are they, pray tell?
Kayley: They’re three locket-like lucky charms, they’re gold, and a doll that looks like an anthro banana, but….
Tamatoa: (Realizing) Oh, you mean those three gold charms and banana man doll I found outside earlier. (Sneeringly) Well…. Finders keepers, losers weepers. Get it?
(He chuckled a bit. Kayley chuckled a little bit, then spoke up again)
Kayley: Well, I guess if they're yours….
(Her group slowly snuck out of their hiding spot successfully by that distraction as Yuffie, Wes, and Megavolt placed their charms back in their shirt and business shirt's neck collars and jumpsuit's neck collar respectively and Quackerjack puts his Mr. Banana Brain doll back in his pocket)
Kayley: I guess I’ll be on my way. Looks like my friends will be disappointed.
(A short pause, then Tamatoa scoffs sneeringly)
Tamatoa: So I see.
(Suddenly, he kicked the door to the way out closed, much to the others’ concern. Then Tamatoa noticed them with an evil smirk)
Tamatoa: I’m not stupid. You took them from me! And nobody takes any type of treasure from me ever!
(He suddenly noticed the Ruby Slippers and got entranced)
Tamatoa: Hold up! Are those…?
(Kayley glared and shouted)
Kayley: Back off! They're mine!
Tamatoa: Oh, really?
(Tamatoa was about to use his other claw to grab them when Kayley kicked it away)
Tamatoa: Ouch! You little...!
Kayley: Don’t touch them! Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadence the Good Witches gave them to me!
Tamatoa: (Mockingly) The Good Witches gave them to me!
(Then he got serious)
Tamatoa: I’ve eaten witches before! And you, little lady, look like a really good-looking witch.
(Kayley got angry)
Kayley: I’m not a witch!
Tamatoa: Then how come you have the Ruby Slippers?
Kayley: (Snapping back) Then how come you came to be so…. Shiny?
Kayley’s group except Kayley: Yeah?
(Tamatoa got surprised by that question, and then leered evilly at them)
Tamatoa: Do you expect me to tell you my life story?
(Then he brightened up)
Tamatoa: Then I shall gladly tell you, in song form!
(He kicks a nearby small clamshell and a sparkling conch shell floating above Tamatoa’s shell like a disco ball and Tamatoa began singing as Kayley's group got calmly concerned)
Tamatoa: Well, Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam
I was a drag little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I’m beautiful baby
(He begins to dance around slowly)
Tamatoa: Did your good witches say
"Listen to your heart?"
"Be who you are on the inside?"
I need four words
To tear their argument apart
Your good witches lied
(He then danced around rhythmically)
Tamatoa: I’d rather be shiny
Like a treasure
From a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck
And make it look shiny
I will sparkle
Like a wealthy woman’s neck
(He noticed some flying fish above)
Tamatoa: Just a sec
(He begins luring flying fish towards him with his glowing shell)
Tamatoa: Don’t you know?
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters
Beginners
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
(He eats the flying fishes, much to Kayley's group’s disgust)
Tamatoa: Mm, fish dinners
(He then proceeded to start slowly lowering Kayley towards his mouth, much to her and her friends’ shock)
Tamatoa: I just love free food
Chorus: (Voice-over) Free food
Tamatoa: And you look like seafood
Chorus: (Voice-over) Seafood
(Getting angry and determined, Kayley then gave a powerful kick at Tamatoa’s face just near the mouth, causing him to scream in pain a bit and drop her. Quackerjack then caught her with his bouncy clown doll)
Kayley: Thanks!
Quackerjack: You’re welcome!
(After Quackerjack packs his bouncy doll, Kayley's group quickly run out after pushing the door open when Tamatoa kicked bioluminescent algae at them, clouding up the area. Despite coughing and making some of the members of Kayley's group sneeze a bit, Kayley's group make it out thanks to Ray using his lit-up rear to temporally blind Tamatoa, ran far away a bit, and panted in concern)
Kayley: Everyone here?
Terra: I hope.
(Suddenly, they noticed Patch, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and the Dream Eater pets not with them)
Rika: Wait, where’s Patch, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and the Dream Eater pets?!
(Suddenly, they heard Patch, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and the Dream Eater pets scream a bit and they looked and saw to their horror, Tamatoa carrying the eighteen poor animals/creatures into his lair with his claws and then slammed the door shut. Knowing they must go back and save Patch, Mushu, Cri-Kee, and the Dream Eater pets, Kayley's group bravely ran back to the lair and silently climbed up the clamshell towards the open top)
Coming up: Kayley’s group, despite Tamatoa catching them and almost sending Kairi's group flying, manage to save Patch, Mushu, Cri-Kee, the Dream Eater pets, and Kairi's group and race to escape to the other side of the trench before Tamatoa catches them again.
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