Ree Kid

== Intro To R.S.J theKid (Ree Kid) ==
A screamy little bastard (His father left him at an early age) bitch boy (Not accociated with Bitch Bitch Boy) who can't hold a conversation let alone someone's baby without dropping it flat on its face. This ugly mother trucker is seen throughout the series a the intergalactic Walmarts McDonald's canteen. He is very prominent through the many missions and seems to have an affinity with being around the main characters. He has pink skin similar to that of Fat gum which may be due to some genetic relation. Ree Kid is Ali God of Worlds (head of Cleopatra‘s boobs club) best friend and both of them try to get into the PaleoNerds bases as Ali was kicked out after multiple offences relating to his addiction to poop ( also see Poop factory ). 
== Appearance ==
He has poofy hair and a large unibrow both of which are dark pink. His nose is pushed in and he has eyes similar to that of a high person due to by screaching too often which led to the capillaries in his eyes bursting. He has dozens of sharp needle like teeth that can deliver a nasty bite. He often wears various shades of baby pink and violet or white. He is very very short but also very wide. Is nationality is believed to be Wakondan from Africana ( Planet ) but his skin and hair color does not match the race. It is unknown why he is pink but many throughout the series speculate it is due to his diet of potentially a genetic problem. 
== Associations and Relations − ==
- Every time he sees Emmett he lets out a high pitcher demonic screach straight from the depths of hell.
− He became best friends with Ali after being in jail together after the EndGame Final Battle and both bonded through being extremely hated by the other characters such as Ichthy and Dom.
− He is on current good terms with most of the minor villains that survived the EndGame battle.
== History==
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− Ree Kid got his name at the first battle for the Walmarts McDonald's Canteen when the alliance of intergovernmental intergalactic Hitler's used him as a warning siren to alert them of invading attackers. Ree Kid quickly became known as an infamous Sudan themed Syrian war criminal after is victorys with the Hitler's.
− he was hired by fathan as the prime minister of allurus and defeated Dath in single combat but was taken out by the paleonerd’s death star. After his defeat, he was left burned and scared, becoming Darth Ree Kid.
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==Status==
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Now he spends his days eating fat food slop at McDonald's canteens the has taken over after the crusads of 87.
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The intergalactic intergovernmental Hitler's have officially retired him as his eating habits have stunted his growth mentality and physically.
− Final Note:
He is fat.
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