Darvo/Quotes

Darvo's dialogue and transmissions.
==In Relays==
===On Approach===
*Darvo: "Hey Tenno, good to see you." 
*Darvo: "Welcome to my little shop." 
*Darvo: "Come in. Come in." 
*Darvo: "Tenno!" 
;Active Darvo Deal
*Darvo: "Hey, hey Tenno check this deal out." 
*Darvo: "I think I have something you might be interested in." 
*Darvo: "Because you're a friend I going to offer you something special. Just remember, one per customer." 
*Darvo: "These won't last long!" 
===Viewing Darvo Deal===
*Darvo: "Tenno, it's Darvo Deal time but you got to keep this one between you and me. My competition will be upset if they knew I was selling this stock so cheap. Come to think of it, they'd be upset to know that I was selling this stock at all. They'd probably still looking for it." 
*Darvo: "Hey Tenno, you just in time for a very special moving day sale. That's right! I need to move all these items of my ship before the next Grineer spot check. What do you say? Can you help me out?" 
*Darvo: "Hey Tenno, it's your lucky day! I found this merchandise after it fell off the back of a Corpus shuttle. Actually, to be more precise, the entire back of the shuttle fell off when it took a direct hit from a Fomorian. So, not such a lucky day for those guys but good for you, right?" 
*Darvo: "Hey Tenno, you ready for today's steal? I mean deal. Today's deal. I really have no idea why I said that. My items are 100% legit. I swear." 
*Darvo: "Today only, I'm holding a lost-and-found sale. A Grineer transport lost its cargo and you found a great deal!" 
*Darvo: "Tenno, going to tell you about today's Darvo Deal but you got to keep it quiet. Word gets out I'm offering deals this sweet and suddenly everybody is getting noisy in my business you know. I like my privacy so if someone asks, just tell them The Perrin Sequence sold them to you. Okay?" 
*Darvo: "So, I take an order from Steel Meridian. Problem is it takes a little longer than usual to—how should I put this—acquire the merchandise. And just when I finally get the goods together, those cheapskates cancelled their order. 'Taking too long' they said. Well I guess you know what that means, Tenno. It's Darvo Deal time!" 
*Darvo: "Hey Tenno, one of my customers suggested I get more sales if I make a catchy jingle to go with my deals. So, here goes nothing: Darvo, Darvo, Darvo! Darvo, Darvo, Darvo! Buy one get one free! Buy one get one free! For a limited time yah! So what do you think? You don't like it do you? Well whatever. Buy one get one free deal on now. Take it or leave it. I don't care." 
*Darvo: "Friends, when I first started out in the 'unsecured goods' business, I never imagined owning my own store, but look at me now! No doubt, I owe it all to you, so I want to give back. For a limited time, I have enabled a booster for each and every one of you. Thank you, Tenno. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have something in my eye." 
*Darvo: "Tenno, you ever drank Ganymede geyser water? One of my suppliers brought a case to the store yesterday. Have a sippy sip, will look over my items he said. Next thing I remember, I wake up with a headache surrounded by crates and crates with something called a 'Nix nemesis kid'. Well I hope this item is of interest to you, Tenno. Because I bought a lot of it. You check the market for a Darvo Deal, I'm going back to bed." 
===Buying Darvo Deal===
;Generic
*Darvo: "A fine choice." 
*Darvo: "You won't be sorry." 
*Darvo: "I know you'll put that to good use." 
;If buying a weapon
*Darvo: "You be careful with that thing, Tenno." 
*Darvo: "I wouldn't want to get on your bad side now." 
*Darvo: "Can't wait to see what that thing will do once you get it all modded up." 
;If buying a bundle
*Darvo: "Do you need a bag for all of these? Just kidding, I'll have them sent to your armory." 
*Darvo: "Looks like all of these will keep you busy for a while." 
*Darvo: "Woah, big spender. You won't regret it." 
===Attempting To Buy More Than One Darvo Deal===
*Darvo: "Not so fast Tenno. Due to popular demand I'm only selling one of these per customer." 
*Darvo: "Only one per Tenno. Don't get greedy." 
*Darvo: "Due to limited stock, I'm only selling one of these per customer." 
*Darvo: "Look, you take more than one and next thing I know, Baro Ki'Teer will be buying up the whole stock and selling it for three times the price. You know I can't let that happen." 
*Darvo: "Woah, you already got a deal. No hoarding." 
===Darvo Deal Out Of Stock===
*Darvo: "Sorry Tenno, got nothing left. Don't you worry though, some really special stuff coming in. Check back soon." 
*Darvo: "No deals right now. I'm waiting for one of my 'suppliers'. Know what I mean?" 
*Darvo: "All sold out. You know what they say: 'Early bird gets the deal'. Right Tenno?" 
*Darvo: "I'm all out of stock. You got to be quicker next time." 
*Darvo: "No deals right now. I'll let you know when something comes in." 
===On Leave===
*Darvo: "See you soon Tenno." 
*Darvo: "Thanks for shopping by. I mean stopping by. Don't know why I said that." 
*Darvo: "Til next time." 
*Darvo: "Won't you come again?" 
==During Vor's Prize==
===During Rescue===
*"I owe you for this Tenno, I will get my entourage to meet us in orbit once we're clear of this mess."
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*"Lend me a sidearm Tenno, I'll cover you. Now which end does the hurting come out? (Laughs) I kid, I kid."
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====Downed====
*"Tenno this really hurts! I ain't kidding around! Do your thing!"
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*"Tenno, help me! I'm feeling actual physical pain! Do something!"
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*"It wasn't supposed to end this way! Tenno, please, do something!"
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====Revived====
*"Ohh, thank you. I thought I was a goner. Let's keep moving."
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===After Rescue===
*"I just received a very explicit message from your ship cephalon. If you're looking for resources, why didn't you just say so?"
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*"I know just the place, but I demand an apology. My mother is no gymnast and she would never eat those things."
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*"Wow, you may want to get a new Ship Cephalon when you can afford it. Haha, that one seems glitched."
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*"I've marked your navigation with a place I know. It's good for resources, if you can stand the cold."
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*"Thanks for helping me out back there, I'm in you're debt. And I often pay my debts."
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*"I recognize that device; it's a parasitic restrain. We Corpus use something similar to keep our robotics in line."
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*"So, to settle my debt I give you a very expensive blueprint, for free! Because I like you. And, well, a lot of my customers don't live long with these Grineer dogs chewing off the system. Here, use your Foundry to build a countermeasure device from this blueprint. Good luck."
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===During Corpus Resource Raid===
*"Legions of robots, mindless automatons, freakin' lasers. These guys are bad news, but they're also loaded. Which is why you're here. Technically this is stealing, but don't let that bother you. The Corpus aren't exactly beacons of moral fortitude either. They sell anything to anyone."
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*"Don't get me wrong, I like profits. A lot. But I don't sell my wares to the damned Grineer, that's unforgivable." (Transmission cuts out as Captain Vor interrupts.)
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==During the "A Favor For Darvo" Alert==
===Introduction===
*Darvo: "Here we go. Are you're ready? I'm ready. Take that datamass and drop it into the system. I'll be able to hack into the ship remotely once you do. Should be easy to find what I need in no time." 
*Darvo: "Just so you know, I'm a bit new to this whole guide thing, so it's not going to be like the Lotus. Don't worry, everything will be just fine." 
===When Near a Terminal===
*Darvo: "I think you're near a terminal. Yes, yes you are. Drop me in and I'll get to work." 
*Darvo: "You're close, drop me in." 
===When Hacking the First Terminal===
*Darvo: "Just making a few more adjustments. Nothing strange going on down there? Just Corpus defenses? Nothing else?" 
===After Hacking the First Terminal===
*Darvo: "That's it. I did not find what I needed. Go to the next terminal. It should be there, I think." 
===When Hacking the Second Terminal===
*Darvo: "Anything strange going on down there? No, okay I'll keep going, nearly done." 
===After Hacking the Second Terminal===
*Darvo: "I'm really sorry about this Tenno. But you need to go to the third terminal. I just can't seem to find what I'm looking for in here." 
===Finding the Last Terminal===
*Darvo: "Here we are. The last one. I'm going to try one more thing to see if I can't lure... I mean find... the target." 
===When the Stalker Appears===
*Darvo: "There you are. Thought you could hunt me. Well, look what I brought. The Tenno." 
===After Defeating the Stalker===
*Darvo: "You did it, you took care of my problem. That freak's been tailing me for months. That's a load off my back. I'm so relieved." 
===While Undetected===
*Darvo: "Keep going. Nobody knows you are on this ship." 
===Enemy Alerted===
*Darvo: "They are not happy about you being here." 
*Darvo: "Looks like you are on their systems now, so watch out." 
===Lockdown===
*Darvo: "Did they lock you out? That's cute." 
===Bypass Lockdown===
*Darvo: "That was easy. Keep moving." 
===Corpus Units Spawn===
*Darvo: "I'm detecting a large security force heading your way. It's the Grin-no wait. It's the Corpus. Definitely the Corpus." 
*Darvo: "More coming your way." 
===Extraction Ready===
*"Go on, get to extraction." 
===Mission Failure===
*Darvo: "Well, that didn't work out as planned. Looks like I'm going to need to find some more Tenno." 
*Darvo: "That's not good for business. That's not good for anyone." 
==During "Ties That Bind"==
*"Tenno, you made it! I'm on the other side of the complex. They have these new prototypes, but don't you worry, I shut them down remotely. You'll just have to deal with the regular security."
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*"You know, some people just can't take no for an answer. I just want to do my own thing. The family business is well and good, but not for me. You know?"
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*"Nothing personal father, it never has been. I only work for myself. I make my own profits. You of all people should understand this."
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*"Let me tell you Tenno, its a good thing I was able to shutdown the new Hyena models. This year's version is really nasty business; faster, meaner, deadlier than before. An excellent product really."
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*"Oh wait... wait... My code- my codes... They have been overridden."
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*"So Tenno, looks like those new Hyena models are back online."
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*"Forget everything I said before, this is nothing you can't handle, right? Right...?"
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*"Damn it father, I'm almost 105 years old! I make my own choices!"
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*"Ugh... I'm really sorry you had to witness this Tenno."
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*"THEY'RE NOT BETRAYERS! ...Tenno, this is really embarrassing."
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==During the Blackout Tactical Alert==
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==During A Man of Few Words==
===Introduction===
*"Ah Tenno, you got my message?"
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*"So Tenno, you up for a little job on the side?"
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*"Listen, I have a little job for you. Interested?"
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*"The Grineer have gone too far. They're about to execute one of my most trusted contractors."
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===Rescuing Clem===
*"These clods are holding my contractor somewhere in this complex. Please find him."
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*"Every so often, they mess up and make a Grineer who doesn't bow down to the Queens. My contractor is such a Grineer. So be careful not to shoot him in the face when you see him, okay?"
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*"Get to him quick, before they do their worst!"
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*"Follow the Tenno, Clem. They're friends."
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*"No, hmm, no Clem. No, they don't have your Grakatas. Just, just follow the Tenno, okay?"
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*"Clem says thank you for busting him out. Good work."
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===Reclaiming Clem's Grakatas===
*"You did it. You got Clem. He's a special guy, you know? Little weird, but hell of a fighter. That's the thing, he still needs your help to retrieve his custom weapons."
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*"Clem needs to get back into fighting shape. Find his missing weapons."
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*"Poor Clem, he's utterly useless without his custom Grakatas. But with them, heh-heh, well, you'll see!"
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*"Are you sure, Clem?"
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*"Tenno, Clem wants you guys to go after the Grineer that have stolen his Grakatas. I'm just going to assume you're up for that, check your map!"
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*"Don't think he'll be messing with you again! Come on home!"
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===Retrieving the Orokin Relic===
*"Clem has his Grakatas. Now it's time to get down to business and liberate that artifact. If you help Clem, we can all share the spoils, hahaha."
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*"This is it: the merchandise acquisition mission. You and Clem cause a ruckus, while my other operative steals the artifact. Let them know you are here."
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====During the Survival Mission====
=====Start=====
*"They cut off life-support. You going to let them intimidate you like that?"
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=====Sending Air Supply=====
*"Deal time; you interested in some half-price life-support? Haha, just kidding, here comes another!"
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*"Hey, dropping another capsule."
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*"Hey, don't forget about this capsule, eh?"
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*"Capsule incoming."
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=====Air Supply Arriving=====
*"Capsule ready."
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*"There it is."
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=====When Low on Air=====
*"You should think about finding a capsule"
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*"It's getting stuffy down there, Tenno, turn on some life-support."
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=====Activating Air Supply=====
*"Oh, that's better."
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*"Breathe easy Tenno!"
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*"Smells better already!"
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=====At the End=====
*"We got the artifact: The Potent Orokin Technical Augmentation and Tactical Offensive device. Haha! It's super hard to say, Potato."
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*"We got what we needed, so let's head home!"
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===Post-Quest===
*"Ah! Here's the hero!"
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*"Clem is very glad you saved him from certain death! (Clem! Grakata!) Oh, oh yeah, and that you got his Grakatas back too. (Clem) And I'm happy to have this fancy Orokin relic. Here's a little something as a symbol of our appreciation."
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==During Darvo's Totally Legit Sale==
For each weekday in August 2016, a different item, went on sale in the in-game Market for 30% off its Platinum price. Weekends would feature a community voted item that would be 55% off.
===Inbox Message===
===Introduction===
*Darvo: "Friends, I've done it again, I've ticked off the entire Corpus board with my amazing deals. They're so upset they make up lies, like, 'Darvo's merchandise is our merchandise! To which I say, 'You can't prove anything. So, to ensure they can't prove anything, I'm having a liquidation sale. Everyday a new deal. It all has to go. Act quick because any stock that's left when the Corpus troops come knocking is getting dumped into space. Got it? Good. Darvo's Totally Legit Sale: You pick the best, I'm flushing the rest." 
===During the Corpus Bust Alerts===
====Inbox Message====
====Introduction====
*Darvo: "Hey! Is somebody out there? Hey listen, hey, whatever you think I did, I swear, it wasn't me!"
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;At objective
*Darvo: "A Tenno! Darvo may live a few more hours!"
;After completing a wave
*Darvo: "More coming your way."
*Darvo: "Wow, they are not happy about you being here."
*Darvo: "Forget everything I said before. This is nothing you can't handle, right? Right?"
;End of final wave
*Debt Collector: "We've found him. Death to the smuggler!"
*Darvo: "It wasn’t supposed to end this way. Tenno, please, do something!"
====Ending====
*"You did it. I knew you could handle it."
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==During Darvo's Fire Sale==
For each weekday in between April 25, 2017 and May 17, 2017, a different item, went on sale in the in-game Market for 30% off its Platinum price. Weekends would feature a community voted item that would be 55% off.
===Inbox Message===
===Introduction===
*Darvo: "Friends, I've gone and done it again, this time I pissed off the Grineer with another awesome deal. Why do they hate my deals so much? Is it because they were born in a tube? Probably. Might also be that they think I stolen their stuff. That means I've got to get rid of everything. Fast. Each day I'll have a new deal, and anything you don't buy, I'm burning it to an unrecognizable crisp. It's a fire sale! Darvo's Fire Sale: Buy it, or I burn it." 
===Sale End===
*Darvo: "Friends, smell that? That's the final shipment of unsold merchandise going up in flames. Let's see the Grineer try to pin this on me now. Maybe if they spent more time securing their shipments and less time chasing legitimate merchants all around the System, they wouldn't have this problem. Me? I think I might have inhaled one too many flaming Grakatas. So I'm going to go lie down for a little bit. Pleasure doing business with you Tenno. Nighty nighty." 
Category:Quotes