Rowley and the gamer

124.Rowley was an oddball, a peculiar 11-year-old who found joy in the strangest activities. His understanding of the world was often skewed by his favorite television show - 'The Simpson's,' which usually ended up in a hilarious blend of real-world naivety and cartoon logic.
One bright sunny day, while carrying out his self-appointed task - an act he confoundingly believed to be noble - liberally dousing the flowers with his urine because a particular Simpson episode had Homer suggesting it as a prime fertilizer, he suddenly decided to broaden his horizon of eccentricities. A new whim struck the impulsive Rowley - to open the doors of random houses in his quiet neighborhood.
Mrs. Lazenbee, a genteel retired professor, owned the first house he tiptoed into. Her house, albeit not as grand as his own, radiated a warmth that was synonymous with her kind persona. A door opening unannounced was a spectacle seldom seen, and when the culprit turned out to be Rowley, who in the spirit of Homer Simpson, belched loudly, she was startled and disgusted.
Unfazed by Mrs. Lazenbee's shock and declination of his inexplicable behavior, Rowley moved on to Norman Price's abode. The middle-aged humble Norman was taken aback when Rowley decided to twerk - shaking his young bottom indecorously. Surprised and aghast, Norman could only watch as Rowley sauntered away merrily, leaving him in a state of profound shock.
His next random house invasion steered him towards an inherently secluded and darkened house, where Mr. Gritty - a legend in the realm of gaming, lived. The room was filled with the ambient light of multiple monitors reflecting off Mr. Gritty's spectacles, his fingers danced on the keyboard as he was engrossed in a legendary game of 'Call of Duty,' a match he had been immersed in since 2007.
However, disaster struck when Rowley, with his lack of understanding about the sacred bond between a gamer and his game, unplugged the computer. The room plunged into darkness, and a shocked and exasperated Mr. Gritty broke his gaming marathon silence with a thunderous scream. He promptly plugged the computer back in while Rowley, panicking from the sudden uproar, tripped over a wire, stubbing his toe.
Rowley’s cries became seismic with pain, and in a twist of fate, one of his wails hit such a high frequency that it caused a loose brick in the wall to dislodge and smash into others, creating a chain reaction which led to the house's collapse. Mr. Gritty, never having left his gaming station for daylight, was suddenly exposed to the glaring sun. His pale skin sizzled and much to Rowley's surprise; he vanished abruptly like a vampire in sunlight.
Ecstatic over his inadvertent victory, Rowley raced back home where a warm bath awaited him. His doting mother bathed him, innocently ignorant of her little boy's eventful day. As he floated in the suds, he could taste the comforting flavor of his favorite soup and bread seeping into his mouth. All while he recounted his own peculiar version of his adventurous day, his small heart filled with thrill, laughter, and a surprisingly high dose of creativity.
His tale was absurd, outlandish, and yet alluring in its peculiar way - just like his peculiar homely world, where Homer Simpson advises on horticulture and simple boys with their unusual ways manage to defeat legendary gamers. It was indeed another extraordinary day in the life of Rowley.