Tresses in Distress

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* Helmhart's malady has taken a turn for the worse, and he begins girding his loins for what may well be the final battle. Stalk the golden fleeces near the Burning Wall, and obtain five vials of snurble blood.
* You have drained the blood from your vanquished prey. Rush the crimson cargo to Helmhart whilst he still has the strength to make use of it.
* Seizing the fresh snurble blood, Helmhart concocts a tonic even more noxious than the previous one. Apply a generous amount and think of Eorzea.
* You have fulfilled your duties with admirable stolidity. While Helmhart's ecstatic cries indicate a certain kind of efficacy, you fear that, like the tide, his receding hairline waits for no man.
==Objectives==
* Slay golden fleeces and obtain snurble blood.
* Give the blood to Helmhart.
* Apply the snurble tonic to Helmhart's head.
==Script==
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Helmhart 	Oh no, no, no, nooo! It's not working─my jaded scalp turns its nose up at the phurble potation!
Helmhart 	You! You're that trusty adventurer, [Player Name]! I need you to fetch something with all haste!
Helmhart 	Time is short and the comb is a cruel mistress. Long have I feared this day would come...but I am ready! The phurble tonic is dead; long live the snurble tonic!
Helmhart 	You know where to get snurble blood, don't you?
...Snurbles, you say? Wrong! You get snurble blood from golden fleece! Don't think about it─just go to the Burning Wall and kill five!
 	
Helmhart 	Is this...the end? I thought we would always have each other, my hair and I...
 	
Helmhart 	Snurble blood! You, madam/sir, are a lifesaver. Now, for the tonic. Uncork the sea pickles─mind the effluvia─and a widdle of this, a pizzle of that...and there!
Helmhart 	Don't stand on ceremony, tick-tock, tick-tock! Put your back into it and work my scalp!
 	
Helmhart 	Ooh! Ahhh! Feel that, my precious tresses? Papa's coming to save yooouuu!
Helmhart 	Once again, I am in your debt. Now that we know each other better, I can reveal the truth: this hair keeps me alive. I feel a great enervation of spirit whenever a strand is left on my comb. Surely, that is proof enough!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Ul'dahn Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV