A Krusty Job

SpongeBob gets a job at The Krusty Krab.
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Gary
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Mr. Krabs (debut; first name revealed)
*Mr. Doodles (debut; barking cameo)
*Narrator (mentioned)
==Release==
This episode aired on April 3, 2014
==Plot==
SpongeBob SquarePants is at the front of his house talking to his friend, Patrick Star about trying to get a job. While Mr. Krabs is walking his pet worm, Mr. Doodles down Conch Street, he overhears SpongeBob SquarePants talking about trying to get a job. Mr. Krabs then hires SpongeBob SquarePants as a frycook. Did Mr. Krabs make a mistake? Find out.
==Transcript==
*[episode starts off with SpongeBob and Patrick standing in front of SpongeBob's front yard.
*SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, I need to find a job.
*Patrick: What is a job?
*SpongeBob: Well a job is... [sighs] something I don't have.
*[Gary rides a skateboard outside of SpongeBob's House and goes next to SpongeBob]
*SpongeBob: [angry and raises voice] Gary, [crosses arms] where did you get that skateboard?
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: The Narrator set it up for y- oh Gary [angry] stop making up stories.
*Gary: Meowow. [rolls eyes]
*SpongeBob: You mean it's true?
*Gary: Meow meow.
*SpongeBob: [gasps] GARY, watch the potty mouth! Anyway, do you know where I can get a job?
*Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob: [sighs] Gary, I already read the newspaper about applications. I did not like any of those jobs. Patrick, do you no where I can get a job?
*[Mr. Krabs is walking his pet worm, Mr. Doodles down the street]
*Patrick: No. [sees Mr. Krabs] Oh wait, yes! It's so obvious! You should ask that red man for a job.
*Mr. Krabs: [walking up to SpongeBob] I overheard your conversation about getting a job. I have a spot for you if you're up to it.
*SpongeBob: [excitedly and raises voice] Realllllyyy?
*Mr. Krabs: [talking to himself] Perhaps I should've ignore the Sponge freak. [shrugs then talks to SpongeBob] Anyway, I need a frycook. Do you have what it takes?
*SpongeBob: [gasps and stutters] A fry-y-cook, [raises voice] meeeee? Yes! Yes I got what it takes!
*Mr. Krabs: Ok then, you will be working as a frycook at The Krusty Krab.
*SpongeBob: Sounds good to me.
*Mr. Krabs: Ok me boy, follow me to The Krusty Krab. Come on Mr. Doodles
*Mr. Doodles: Bark!
*[SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, and Mr. Doodles walk away to The Krusty Krab]
*Patrick: [yelling to SpongeBob] What about a tip? [turns and walks to his rock]
*Titlecard and Narrator: Five minutes later...
*Mr. Krabs: Well, here we are boy, I've been meaning to ask you this, but what's your name?
*SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants!
*Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene Krabs, but you can call me Mr. Krabs.
*SpongeBob: Ok, Mr. Krabs. [giggles]
*[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs walk into The Krusty Krab's kitchen room]
*Mr. Krabs: Before you, I was the frycook, do you choose to accept the job.
*SpongeBob: Yes!
*Mr. Krabs: Ok me boy, lets see what you got. Here's a patty. [hands SpongeBob a patty]
*SpongeBob: Ok, what should I do with it? [paces back and forth]
*Mr. Krabs: You will flip it on the grill. I'll demonstrate and tell you the formuler [hands SpongeBob the formula see Mr. Krab's accent here] . Also, here's your spatula. [hands SpongeBob spatula]
*Titlecard and Narrator: A lot of directions later.
*Mr. Krabs: Wow me boy! You are a frycook legend. We're going to be a hit. [screen shows 350 krabby patties stacked]
*SpongeBob: [sarcasm] It was a piece of cake.
*Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab will open in five minutes. Also here, Spongebo. [hands SpongeBob Krusty Krab Hat]
*SpongeBob: [sputters] Y-you me-mean it's m-mine? [puts on hat]
*Mr. Krabs: It's all yours. [smiles]
*SpongeBob: [smiles] Yay! [stops smiling] Mr. Krabs, I've been meaning to tell you this, your fly is unzipped.
*Mr. Krabs: [blushes] Oops. [pulls up zipper] Don't mention this to anyone.
*SpongeBob: Aye! Aye!
*Mr. Krabs: I'm going to open The Krusty Krab now. Watch out for a single celled freak called Plankton. [walks out of kitchen]
*SpongeBob: Who is Plankton sir?
*Titlecard and Narrator: 1 minute later.
*[Squidward walks into The Krusty Krab and puts on Krusty Krab Hat]
*Squidward: [sighs] Time for another day boring day at the Krusty Crap. [laughs] Heh, I make myself laugh, Krusty Crap.
*SpongeBob: Oh haiii Sqauaiiiidwaaard!! [leaning outside of the window with a slow high pitched voice]
*Squidward: AAAAIIIAIAIA!!! [angry] MR. KRABS!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT THIS MORON AS A FRYCOOK!! Craps, you have some mental problems. [goes to his stand]
*Mr. Krabs: Live with it SnotWard, and stop calling me that. [chuckles softly]
*Squidward: [hands SpongeBob baseball bat] Please hit me on the side of my head as hard as you can. I'd rather die than having to work with you for a full minute! [breathes heavily]
*SpongeBob: Sorry Squidward, that would be against my good nature.
*Squidward: [angry] Never mind, [takes bat from SpongeBob] I'll do it myself. [hits head with baseball bat] DEEEAUGH!!!! [blood flies, then hits head again] AAIIIGHH! [falls down]
*SpongeBob: OH NOO! [cries] THIS IS HORRIBLE! [stops crying] Is the floor okay?
*[Plankton bursts in The Krusty Krab with a jetpack]
*Plankton: Finally [laughs as he flies] I will get the formula today! [stops at the safe and blows it up]
*Mr. Krabs: [opens his office door] Nooooooooooo!!!
*Plankton: Give up Krabs, I will have the formula now. [looks in safe] Huhh? Where the barnacles is the formula.
*Mr. Krabs: [giggles] looks like you failed, Plankton [grabs Plankton and goes outside of The Krusty Krab and launches Plankton]
*Plankton: AAAIIIIIIIIGHHH [hits the Chum Bucket] Ouch.
*Mr. Krabs: Say SpongeBob, where is the formula?
*SpongeBob: [takes formula out of pocket] It was in my pocket remember?
*SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: [laugh and giggle]
*SpongeBob: Say Mr. Krabs, what should we do with Squidward?
*Mr. Krabs: A few days ago, I found this open grave at The Flier Cemetery.
*[episode ends]
==Trivia and Errors==
===Trivia===
*This episode broke the fourth wall because Gary said that the Narrator gave him the skateboard.
*This is the first episode to be rated PG-13.
*Squidward Tentacles does not die, it was revealed at My Parents Pay Me A Visit.
===Errors===
*When Mr. Krabs was walking SpongeBob SquarePants to The Krusty Krab, he was walking Mr. Doodles too, but in the next scene, Mr. Doodles was gone. It is possible that Mr. Krabs left Mr. Doodles at his house when the title card was shown.
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