Zenith Radio Corporation

A man of intense mystery. Current representative of the Zenith Radio Corporation in the Cyclone. 
History in Wario's Dank Memes: 
Zenith came into contact with Wario and his gang at a certain Ohio university. He quickly found in Wario, Waluigi, and SWKNerd a group of strong friends, the kind that probably will not be easily broken. He accompanied them on many DECLARATIONS OF INDEPENDENCE in GroupMe chats and, later, dead Discord servers that were on that certain university's student hub. The high point of this occurred when they DECLARED INDEPENDENCE ON a certain SussyServer, which was epic and led to a great victory. 
History in the Cyclone:
He began his service in the Cyclone when Wario and his gang of merry individuals joined in November of 2023. Ever since, he has sporadically joined DECLARATIONS OF INDEPENDENCE whenever he has time, since he has a "real job", whatever that means. He has most recently joined in the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ON ATAQUE TI BRAGA, Hoyoverse, and several others, including Liberty Black Men Q&A. 
Personality:
He is a generally likeable sort, with a penchant for collecting the most random garbage he can lay his hands on (sort of like a Burmy or a Trubbish in Pokemon). He tends to write without using punctuation at the ends of his sentences, which can make his messages a bit hard to understand at times. He also takes a lot of things seriously that shouldn't be. 
Personal likes (WANTS):
Doo wop music, VINYL AND SHELLAC (he feasts on the souls of records), antique model trains, old cars, old bottles, metal detecting, being a dank memer, long walks off the ends of short piers, Ya Dad, The Dingus Patrol, "working" (again, this is his word. He could be gaslighting about this).
Personal dislikes (UNWANTS):
When an idiot tries to interrupt him when he's DECLARING INDEPENDENCE, when an idiot server mod turns off everyone pings in a server he's DECLARING INDEPENDENCE ON ("everyone should enjoy the fun, even the people we're DECLARING INDEPENDENCE ON"), meeting strange people, broken records, THE ONE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED.
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