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Musical guest - Everlife
guest star- Dylan and Cole Sprouse
Act 5 - Henry and June ask everyone to give a big KaBlam! welcome to their musical guest, Everlife, who performs I Can See Clearly Now 
== Quotes ==
Mom: That girl made some terrible mistakes!
boy: Shut up, Mom!
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: welcome to Kablam. We’re live from the studio to give you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain with the good people at "Foot Locker" of Beverly Hills. We now go live to June who’s in ancient Phonecia
June: thanks Henry. Shoplifting began here, in ancient Phonecia. Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within. [a man does so] Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn? 
Brodka: [pounding the TV off] All right, show's over.
Brodka: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
No.
Brodka: Don't smart off to me, smart guy!
[laughs nervously]
That's it, Miss. Comedian. I'm calling your parents!
Um, OK. I've really, really, _really_ learned my lesson. Can I please go now?
Brodka: Yeah, get out of my sight. Hey, kid: one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall...juvenile hall...juvenile hall...
(She imagines what it will be like.)
Guard: Stand behind the yellow line! You will now receive your Christmas presents donated by the Port Authority lost and found office. [the bullies move forward one at a time to a laundry slot] Pass your chit to Santa to receive your gift. If you do not have a chit, you will not receive a gift.
Tina: Wow! The March 8th newspaper.
Billy: Cool! A book of carpet samples.
[crosses fingers] Come on, new bike! [drops chit in slot, groans] Ohh, a soiled wig.
Santa: [through a speaker] Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
(page turns to first cartoon)
We’ll have more action league later on
Brodka: I hope you're going to the Valley Vista LaGalleria, kid, 'cause you don't want to come to my store. Catfische?
[smiling nervously] So we're just going to do this photo and get out, right? Budda bing, budda boom.
Sure! We're going to have a great day. Budda bing, budda boom, right? 
Uh oh...somebody's got tired little legs!
[looking into the distance] [gasps] The store detective!
[to photographer] Hey, let's go. Take the photo! 
Oh, wait! Wait, I don't want my sunglasses hidden behind
Photog: Don't worry: I can put a smile on your face. [grabs aMballoon] OK, it's time to meet Mr. Funny Voice. [breathes from the balloon] Hello, I -- 
So much for that impression,
[The store detective walks down a closer aisle]
Come on,
hurry up!''
[The photographer counts to three, then takes the photo just as lopes is being snatched away by the collar]
Brodka: I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
What are you doing?
Brodka: I'm afraid your friends broke the eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not steal.
That's crazy. She’s not a shoplifter: she's just a little boy.
Brodka: Oh, sure, now she's just a little girl stealing toys. 
She may not be perfect, but I know in my heart she's not a shoplifter. 
[puts in the videotape and starts playing it]
Erica: Play it. Then everyone can see you've got the wrong girl [surveillance camera shows standing in front of video games]
[blocking the TV] Wait! I don't want you to see this. [behind her, the tape plays on the wall of TVs for sale]
I did it. [the camera repeatedly shows her stealing the game; the crowd murmurs]
Fred Stockdale: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies, for fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?! Except at the sound effect guy. (Makes sound effects) Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.
[pained] Mom, I'm _really_ sorry.
[emotionless] I know you are.
Is there anything I can do?
I don't know. [pause] Why don't you go to bed?
[hesitant] OK...
Erica: the Canadian siblings are on a Sleepy Train
To rest their weary head.
Their ticket is a candy cane
Made out of gingerbread.
Didi: [giggles]
Sean: Good night, Mom.
Erica: Good night, sweethearts. [footsteps]
Oh, great. The Tuck-In Express is right on time.
Fred Stockdale: I've figured out the girl's punishment. First, no leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.
Amber Ross: There's no place left to run, Oh, sweetie, this is the best present a mother could get.
Julia Ross: we love you so much, my little bitty baby girl! We think you should get yours early too!
She got a present early? Then I should get a present early! I want a present.
Sarah Ross: girl, you have to wait.
[mutters] This is the worst Christmas ever. 
Sarah Ross: Now I know you love video games like we do, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy and girl wants --
[opening it] [gasps] You got me --Oh, yeah! Thanks, girls.
Julia Ross: your welcome, now we gotta dash to the stage, see you guys later, come on girls
Henry & June: let’s give a big warm welcome to tonight’s musical guest….(loudly) Everlife!
(crowd cheering)
Everlife: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
I can see all the obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright, oh bright sun-shiny day
I think I can make it now, the pain is gone (pain is gone)
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Where is the rainbow I've been waitin' for (waitin' for)
It's gonna be a bright, oh bright sun-shiny day
Look all around, there's nothin' but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright, oh bright sun-shiny day
It's gonna be a bright, oh bright sun-shiny day
Look all around, there's nothin' but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone (I can see clearly now)
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind (gone are the dark clouds that had me blind)
It's gonna be a bright, oh bright sun-shiny day
It's gonna be a bright, oh bright sun-shiny day
It's gonna be a bright, bright sun-shiny day
It's gonna be a bright sun-shiny day
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