Paler Blue Dot

P A L E R   B L U E   D O T
very much a side project
== Characters ==
*Jonny Tarantino, 42 year old planetary scientist of NASA
*Saiso, personal assistant/robot of Jonny
*Watson, world's smartest coffee machine
*TO BE ANNOUNCED
*₠₳₨♣⅔÷, ₤≠♠⅓₪
*¶§₠♣₧, ₪₩₮₫i
*???
==Chapter I==
It was the morning of January 30, 2038. Jonny Tarantino was in bed. He heard something that made him open his eyes.
"Hey, bro, wake up! Remember, we got the meeting about that 536 thing." Saiso uttered. Although he was just a walking personal assistant, Saiso is an effective alarm clock.
"Ehh, it's too early," said Jonny.
"You have little time. If you want it, then OK," said Saiso. "BOOM, HEADSHOT, BOOM, HEADSHOT, BOOM, HEADSHOT, wake that a.. up!"
"Alright, as you Saiso," said Jonny, pun completely and thoroughly intended. He would proceed to get out of bed.
"Clothes are on the chair," Saiso said.
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