TSPS 79: Such Calls

Show format: 49 minutes, Pre-recorded
Call types: Lube Job, Customer From Hell, Customer Service
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3:47: Corporate office Carl helps Jiffy Lube fix a computer problem and just happen to get some customer info along the way. Brad thinks being able to get country wide customer info is great, muses how he'd plot revenge to end the person who cuts him off in future.
7:22: Jennifer is not amused to hear from Lucky that one of his Jiffy Lube co-workers peed in her car's coolant. Lucky explains that urine makes good coolant but she thinks it's gross and talks over him. Jennifer is real smart and thinks she can change her own coolant, despite Lucky reminding her that she's a woman.
11:02: Bridget is too busy driving to pull over and speak properly to Lucky who's called to confess another coolant urine accident. Lucky just wants her to accept his apology, damnit but it's hard to do when talking through someone's cell on the floor of their car.
13:24: Jiffy Lube customer Michelle is confused how her air filter got replaced with a pile of leaves, despite Lucky explaining that leaves are basically the same thing. Michelle rants that she spent $25 for nothing but really doesn't get it. Lucky tries to smooth things over but loses her after confessing yet another coolant mishap.
19:00: Phonelosers.org is labelled as evil on some company networks.
20:43: Roy wants to return a desk lamp to Smiths Food & Drug but employee Corey isn't sure about the returns policy nor if a box filled with poop in place of the lamp would be acceptable. Employee Heather seems equally flexible, thinks Roy may even hit it lucky and get away with returning a box of poo. Roy's plan to run the poo scam to steal elCheapo iPads gets shot down when he learns the boxes aren't shrink wrapped - seems that shrink wrap machine he bought is useless. Roy hits on Heather but she backpedals.
26:46: Roy tries round three with Smiths employee Kevin but he seems to realise the whole thing's a ruse, despite Roy being sketchier about details this time.
29:57: Brad reminisces about committing product return fraud with El Jefe back in the 90's. The ensuing prank call follows.
39:40 Roy from AT&T informs Jerry about TheN's Botnet virus that has infected his phone. Jerry and wife stall Roy to call back in a few, by which time Jerry has realised that Roy is full of poop.