Café Clip 12

What do minifigures eat? Ha, like we'll ever get around to that here...
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Clutch Powers, Peg Mooring and Bernie von Beam sit at one table in the Cafeteria.
Bernie: Why be you needing us coming here today? I was wanting to talk to Invizable about some new invisibility technology.
Peg: Are you going to try and tell us another fairy tale of yours? Or whine about how "Emmet gets so much more attention than me"? 
Clutch: No, I've got something much better...
Bernie: That is not sounding so good...
Benny: Hey guys! Can I sit here!
Clutch: That's a great idea! We're going to need all the help that we can get in order to destroy The LEGO Movie!
Peg: Clutch, Benny's IN the LEGO movie... He's not going to help you to destroy his own movie...
Benny: Can I use my spaceship Spaceship SPACESHIP!
Clutch: That's a great idea!
Bernie: How do you plan to take down the biggest movie that was ever made?
Clutch: You mean the second biggest.
Bernie: What is being the biggest then?
Peg: You know what he's going to say, Bernie, so stop wasting your breath.
Clutch: It's Star Wars, obviously!
Peg: I sit mistaken.
Benny: Star Wars has spaceships Spaceships SPACESHIPS!
Bernie: You still haven't told us your plan.
Clutch: First, we steal all of Emmet's entourage.
Peg: What could we possibly give them that they don't already have? They're billionaires right now.
Bernie: Nonillionaires, actually.
Benny: We could give them spaceships Spaceships SPACESHIPS!
Peg: Maybe that could buy you. But what about the others?
Clutch: Well, this part I'm pretty proud of. It really shows off why I'm so much more awesome than any other minifigure, especially that thug Emmet.
Peg: Spare us the egotistical bragging, please.
Clutch: What does Wyldstyle not have? It's so simple, I can't believe no one else noticed it!
Peg: A lot of things. For one, she doesn't have your self-centered attitude.
Benny: She doesn't have as many spaceships Spaceships SPACESHIPS as me!
Bernie: She is being the loser of hair!
Clutch: Exactly! Now, all we have to do, is find Frenzy and get back the hair.
Peg: How do you expect to do that?
Clutch: I've stolen baby Rock Monsters! Some hair shouldn't be a problem for ME. Emmet, on the other hand, would probably end up with it stuck to his back.
Peg: I mean how do we find Frenzy?
Benny: We can use a spaceship Spaceship SPACESHIP!
Bernie: Or could we just lure him out with some tasty Ice Cream?
Benny: SPACESHIPS!
Frenzy: (From other side of the Rubik's Pyramid) OCTAGONS!
Silence.
Clutch: I never noticed how similar they were...
Peg: M- me- me neither...
Bernie: It's almost like they are being... the same person...
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