David Guo

David Guo was born in 2004, in Naperville, Illinois. Growing up, David was a piano prodigy and an amateur investor.
== Biography ==
David Guo was born an only child in March 15, 2004, to an Asian family. Growing up, he demonstrated above average intelligience compounded with weird habits, most notably when he attended XiLing afterschool program, a Chinese-Oriented afterschool initiative to manage and educate children until their parents have the time to pick them up. During this time, David demonstrated peculiar habits such as drinking ketchup directly from the bottle, hiding under bus benches, and destroying vending machines with cheese its.
In the school year of 2017 - 2018, David Guo's talent earned him a spot in PI+ program, an honors program that represents the top 1% of talent within the Naperville 203 school district. Now officially a "big brain," David was quick to adopt to the peculiar norms of the PI+ program. He entered the program in 8th grade, the last grade that PI+ had to offer before high school.
During his attendence to PI+, David demonstrated above average performance, in math, science, and biology. He didn't attend many clubs, however he did demonstrate excellance in piano, often declaring himself as the best pianist in the grade, often to the chagrin of Jonathan Zhang and Isaac Yang.
Currently in high school, David is a co-operater of the Investor Chat, a Google Hangouts that incorperates many former PI+ and other investing enthusiasts in a structure similar to the infamous WallStreetBets, where individuals would post memes, jokes, schoolwork, and investing opportunities and advice. David often declares himself as an investment expert, a position challenged by his peer, Mohammad Khan.
David is also a pianist, being able to play advanced pieces ever since he was in elementary school. He has won many notable awards and has participated in many recitals.
David is also a self proclaimed "memelord."
== Achievements ==
David Guo's most notable achievement his is talent in the music sector. He has won numerous awards and has often proclaimed himself an elite amongst elites when it came to the piano. He often wins 1st place in his competitions, and has amassed a large amount of cash prizes due to it.
In the summer of 2019, David recieved a contract by Animation Studio David Productions. The offer required David to play the piano in the Studio's symphonic orchestra. David went on to perform several prominent piano solos in many famous animation productions, most notably the piano solo in the world acclaimed track "Il vento d'oro." David won approximately 1.3 million USD (after taxes and adjusting to inflation) from the contract.
David also holds the world record for the youngest man ever to contract arthritis, most likely caused by his intense piano practice. This was solved when David undergone surgery in 2015.
David Guo has often been called as the father of cryptocurrency, championing the rise of bitcoin and welcoming the fall of stock prices due to the 2020 Covid Pandemic as "perfect grounds to buy and invest."
David Guo also holds the world record for the most ketchup bottles ingested in 20 seconds.
David Guo has also pursued friendly boxing matches, with many of his fights recieving critical acclaim.
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