Sane Disease

The Sane Disease is a highly contagious disease which struck through Sanity in 1995, and is still there as of now. It was classed as a Class 4 Dangerous Disease in the Squadala Empire. We still have no clue what this means, though.
== General Information ==
The Sane Disease is very highly contagious. If someone with Sane Disease breathes within 50 feet of you, you will get the disease. However, plants, piranhas, and piranha plants are immune to this somehow. When a person is infected, symptoms include growing knives for hands, wanting to kill people, drinking blood, and the common cold.
== Cause ==
In 1995, at the peak of The Cuban War, UnAmerica nuked North and South Sanity with a special type of nuke. It killed 10,908,000 people, but the few that remained got the disease because of the noxious fumes left by the nuke. Then, some of the people infected took boats to Central Sanity, so that place got infected as well. Then they all started growing swords for arms and stabbing each other. Yay!
== Cure ==
There is no cure. When you get Sane Disease, you're stuck with it. Only thing you can do, and SHOULD do, is use your new sword arms to stab yourself in the chest and kill yourself so you don't infect any more people.
== People with Sane Disease ==
* The 5 people who still live in Sanity.
* The 1995 people who were infected with it and then got killed by other people who were infected.
* That one journalist from the Squadala Empire who visited Sanity and got infected when interviewing a resident. He was killed by the guy later, but, y'know, he still got it when he was alive.
Category:Diseases