Heartstuck fanart compilation

So. This is not complete. There are going to be a few things I missed, as well as stuff I originally did not intend on including that I decided to include later but couldn’t be arsed to go back and find old stuff. Originally I intended on doing a doublecheck run, but it turns out it isn’t actually that much fun skimming through around 550 thread pages, so I’ll pass. If you’re aware of something that should be here send me a pm or something. I am aware some of these links are broken, and at some point I will probably try to pm people and get different ones. On that note, because a lot of this is starting to decay, it would be appreciated if people would back this shit up.
==Rhymes==
Iy: Yeeeeah, HEARTSTUCK KANAYA, HER SITUATION’S DIRE, BUT SHE’S A REAL LIVE WIRE, AND HER SOLUTION REQUIRES:
ONE MAD CAT GIRL, PENCILS WEDGED BETWEEN HER KNUCKLES, TEETH SHINY AS A PEARL, AND SHE’S DOWN FOR THE STRUGGLE
ONE CANE A’ DRUBBING, THOUGH SHE’S BLIND AS A BAT, SHE’S COMING OUT SLUGGING, LAY YOU OUT LIKE A WELCOME MAT
AND THEN WE HAVE JADE, LEADER OF THE GAT BRIGADE, MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A HAND GRENADE, CATCH A BULLET SERENADE
THAT ONE GIRL, THAT CAUGHT A TRIP TO THE BURN WARD, SHE GRABBED YOU BY THE VOCAL CHORDS, AND SHE’S COMING BACK FOR MOOOOOOORE
SO CALSMIS, GET THIS, YOU’RE IN FUCKING TROUBLE, BETTER RUN AWAY ON THE DOUBLE, LEST YOU GET TURNED TO RUBBLE
BECAUSE HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED, MESS WITH A BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS, BECAUSE EVERY ROSE HAS IT’S THORN
Insaneyanish: >Aradia: RUN THROUGH THE FIRE, WITH FLASHBACKS IN YOUR MIND. YOU’RE UP AND OUTTA TIME, WHEN THE FIRE HITS THE PRIME. WHEN BAD MEMORIES SURFACE, SO DOES THE ANGER. YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER CONSIDERING THE DANGER. TO A FACEFULL OF FIRE, YOU COULD GIVE A SHIT LESS. YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE IS ALREADY WRECKED. BUT NOW THERE’S LIVES ON THE LINE, WITH PEOPLE TO PROTECT. FUCK HIS SICK BURNS, IT’S TIME TO INTERJECT.
Twokillermockingbirds: Terezi:
Things are getting way too hot in here, don’t you think?
You never meddle with disaster unless things are on the brink
But move faster
Gotta get past her
You don’t want to make Zir pay, you got justice to uphold
Throw Nepeta in the drink, a little bitch needs to be told-
When you turn to starting fires chances are you’ll get a burn.
You’ve got a red-blood outcast ‘bout to go insane
Center stage
One choice remains
You’re already saw what happens when violence turns to flames
Time to interject some laws, kick ass and take names
JollyPacifist:. >Kanaya : These sick fires burn higher, but bitch!
THIS AIN’T ROME!
Shi brought flamethrowers to a gun fight?
SEND HIR HOME!
Passion in your vocal chords,
Diction like a MEGAZORD,
Teach that little missy why they call you the CHARISMA LORD!
Four sexy allies and a bitchin’ chainblade,
Lay some nasty smackdown and send her ass back to the SECOND GRAAAAAAADE!
>Aradia : Excuse me? Excuse me!?
You think a little tiny blaze will confuse me?
You’re no average girl; your will is not unfurled,
So send this two-bit poser back into the Underworld!
Smash some toes,
Break a nose,
Maybe even stop hir breath!
Give a whole new meaning to the term ‘Black Death’!
Twokillermockingbirds: >Calmasis:
This inssolent naivete is ccertainly amussing
But you hate thesse childissh gamess ass much as you hate lossing
Now, the trucking and the frog hunts are ssimply not your sstyle
Let’ss ssimply let the ssun sset, turn thiss campout to a bonfire
Play up your little friendsshipss, run me over, flassh ssome sskin
Jusst know I break the game- there’ss no way you can win
(Thank you, Prin!)
Insaneyanish: >Jade: THE ONLY RAPPING YOU NEED TO DO IS WRAP YOUR FINGER ‘ROUND A TRIGGER
THINGS ARE HEATING UP A BIT, PROBLEMS GETTING BIGGER
SO FLIP OUT AN EXTRA CLIP, FILL IT FULL OF HOLLOWTIPS, SLAP IT IN, LET IT RIP, RIDDLE HIM WITH BULLETS LIKE THE GAZA STRIP (WHAT)
HE’LL CATCH SO MANY CLAPS, IT’S LIKE A STANDING OVATION, HIS HEART’LL TAKE A BREAK, AND HIS HEAD’LL BE ON VACATION
YOUR PATIENCE IS GONE, IT’S ALMOST DUSK, I SAY GAME ON, TURN HIS ASS INTO DUST
YOUR LUST FOR THE TRUST IN THE JUST IS FOND, BEFORE LONG THE SUN IS SETTING ON
THE HORIZON, DEAR. NIGHT IS GETTING PRETTY NEAR. SO PUT AWAY YOUR FEARS, YOU’VE GOTTA PERSERVERE!
The Mather1: Yo Calmasis your flames are hot,
but don’t tell me that’s all ya got.
Cuz plastic melts and fuel combusts.
Think it’ll last til you burn our husks?
Don’t you know you’ll be blowing up?
Who did you think you were, going up
against us, hoping to deal some shame?
To bad you’re only going up in flame.
You’re a joker,
going up against us with a super soaker.
Don’t you realize there’s no space for maids,
when the one you’re facing is the ace of spades?
Kyntello: Waltz.
Straight eighths.
Kanaya:
My dear, have you gone
Insane? (beat) So we
burn; what have you to
gain? (beat) ‘Tis not but
pretty incandescent
rain, (beat) To think you’d
win makes you seem quite
inane. (beat) You may be
(Time shift: Common)
armed but you’re a
lone (as your “comm
-rades” have fully
shown), beyond your
law your mind has
flown and with your truer colors
shown, you’d best
(Time shift: waltz)
fly, struggle but brings
pain, but if by
(Time shift: Waltz in one)
chance you think
not, let my
friend with the
glock put a
limp in your
step, (beat) a
cap for your
cap, throw the
tick of your
clock (beat) rest ass-
ured (beat) my
friend (beat) that the
(Time Shift: Waltz)
slightest violence brings but
pain (beat) and be-
(Time shift: 5/4)
tween us five your ass is very truly
owned.
Destruction dragon 360: Oh fuck, it seems, the threads gone to shit,
Since half, the forum-goers missed half of it.
But everybody knows, everybody knows,
That in this thread just bout anything goes.
Except for maybe RP, that shit’s so inane.
‘Specially since most of us are completely insane.
But as for our harsh raps, our sick beats, or ill rhymes.
Bitches, just roll with it and get with the times. >8^D
Insaneyanish: >Calsmis:
Watch the fire peep out your super soaker/
It feeds off the living things, you call it the power broker/
You figure it’s roll over rover, game set match/
and you’re title holder, soldier, light the match/
Burn ‘em all down to a charcoal black/
This torch is hot, but you’re cooler than an ice pack/
So grab your notebook and start taking names/
For the ones that survive, will soon die in the FLAMES/
||——-HOOOOOLD UPPPPPP——-||
>Aradia:
YOU TAKE ONE STEP, AND THEN YOU TAKE ANOTHER/
YOUR ANGER’S IN CONTROL, BECAUSE LOGIC RAN FOR COVER/
MARCH HEAD FIRST RIGHT INTO THE DRAGON’S MOUTH/
GRAB IT BY THE TONGUE AND THEN YOU RIP THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT/
AND THEN RAIN DESTRUCTION LIKE A VOLCANO ERUPTION/
YOU JUST HAVE THE GUMPTION TO KNOCK OUT HIS MOTOR FUNCTIONS/
AND THEN YOU TAKE THE ANGER, AND ALL OF THE PAIN/
ALL OF THE TIMES YOU’D WISHED YOU’D NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN/
YOU TAKE THAT HURT, AND YOU PUT IT TO WORK/
YOU LOCK IT IN YOUR HANDS AND KEEP IT THERE, GO BERSERK/
WRECK HIS SHIT FOR THE SECOND AND LAST TIME/
FOR THE VIOLENCE YOU SHALL COMMIT WILL BE RECORDED AS WAR CRIMES/
Chirijiradin:
Gamzee:
Best not to mess with me son, lest you go down
Imma wreck you, so turn that face from a frown
Into one of acceptance, or face the wrath
Of someone who knows the true path
Of the mirthful messiahs, ‘cause shit just got real
You can rap and rap ‘til your face is teal,
But you’ll never beat me, bro
And of that you can be sho’
AR:
Sick fires gotta happen, and they will be served
And looks like you’ve got none so far, have you heard
What your pathetic raps are doing, ‘cause you’re in for a shock,
All you can do is feebly block
My sick rhymes will make you so ill
You might as well start writing a will
You’ve just been burned, whatcha gonna do
Do what you best, slink away and stew.
Gamzee:
Bitch, I don’t have to tolerate
Your weak-ass excuse for raps
So get it straight
I am the one who is king of this crap,
Because my raps are the gallows,
My rhymes are the cord,
You gonna dance for me sucka,
That much is assured.
DestructionDragon360:
Gamzee:
SUP MOTHERFUCKER WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE
youre opening the door for worms in a clown car
YOU DONT KNOW WITH WHO YOU ALL UP IN MESS
but from a shrimpy like you dont expext nothin less
TO BE LEFT OUT TO DRY ALL COVERED IN RUST
after ive pulverized you into special stardust
YOU CANT HOPE TO UP AND BEAT ME
that aint no motherfuckin lie
SO HAUL ASS AND GET OUT
son dont even try.
AR:
Okay I get it you think your so tough.
I know talent when I see it I’ve been in this enough.
But sit your flaming ass down and prepare to get served.
An ice-cold glass of irony shaken not stirred.
Cuz you’re in my house, boy, got to earn my respect.
Unless you’re a scaredy fucking mouse, stand up, throw down, and fucking represent.
Trulyelse:
Gamzee:
MOTHERFUCKER YOU COMIN TO MY HOLY CIRCLE
but youre up against the beast wwith the text that is purple
YOU THINK YOUR SO COOL TALKIN SHIT IN BLOOD-ORANGE
but you against the pro… uhhh…
MOTHER FUCK.
Insaneyanish:
>Gamzee:
ChUcKlEs ChUcKlEs, NoW tHiS iS lOvElY!
I FeEl sO HaPpY! >TAVROS: HUG ME!
SoMe hAtEr wAnTs tO GeT InTo a sCuFfLe,
WeLl i’lL GiVe yOu oNe gOoD ReAsOn wHy yOu iN TrOuBlE.
MiRaClEs bRo, No sHiTs gIvEn.
No sHiT TaKeN, sO YoU CaN GeT In.
My sUpEr dUpEr hApPy pApPy mIrAcLe rIdE!
FaStEn yOuR SeAtBeLt, KeEp yOuR ArMs oN ThE InSiDe.
BeCaUsE If yOu dOn’t, BaD ThInGs mIgHt hApPeN.
I CaN’T PrOmIsE YoU’Ll sUrViVe, So lEtS GeT ThInGs cRaCkIn’.
YoU CaN’T EvEn tOuCh wHaT YoU DoN’T UnDeRsTaNd.
ThAt’s tHe lAw oF ThE LaNd, FrOm hErE To tHe rIo gRaNdE.
AnD To bE CoMpLeTeLy hOnEsT, i dOn’t qUiTe gEt mYsElF.
BaTtLe rAp mE? iT’S FlAt oUt bAd fOr yOuR HeAlTh.
NoT JuSt fOr yOu, BuT BaD FoR YoUr fRiEnDs, DuDe.
I’Ll fLy oN ThIs mIc aNd dRoP BoMbS On tHeM ToO!
I’Ll lEaVe yOuR CrEw a cHaRcOaL BuRnT-OuT CrAtEr.
BeCaUsE ThAt’s wHaT We dO WhEn wE FaCeD WiTh a hAtEr.
TaVrOs!
yO!
wHaT’cHoO kNoW?
yOU NAILED IT LIKE A FREE THROW. tHREE OF THEM IN A ROW!
Kyntello:
Tsk tsk, what is this?
little brother, spraying piss?
I’ll give you credit, you can hiss
but that don’t burn, that’s just a kiss
I smell smoke but see no fire
did it choke? did it die? or
can this broke, nazi eyesore,
can this joke give you what-for?
Little bro, do you know
Just how sorry is your flow?
Sometimes I just wish you’d go
Besides, don’t you have dudes to blow?
I’m done, you’ll never learn
I thought you’d take some sizzle from this burn
But I see you’d rather be a toy
So enjoy your little Menage a troi
Insaneyanish:
>AP:
Ring the fire alarms, I’m shutting your Juggalo ass down.
You must be new around, I’m the king of rhymes in this town.
You’re in the E.R. for a reason, you won’t be leavin’.
You’re a heathen, and stepping foot here is high treason.
Your raps bounce off a’ me, my skin’s like onyx.
You spittle your riddles like you overdosed on chronic.
How much do you gotta smoke to EVEN?
I’m here to hunt clowns, and your silly ass is in season.
So you better duck your way outta my sights.
There’s no way in hell that you’re winning this fight.
Your whole schtick is a joke I- I….
cHOKE! cHOKE! cHOKE! cHOKE!
I won’t, I won’t, I won’t, I won’t!
You’re heckling me laying there with your legs broke?
You make me sick, you little shit.
All you’re good for is only one trick, pony.
My rhymes are worth MONEY, technically you owe me. bLOW ME!
That’ll cost too, you useless little shew.
I’m worth more than you, and your whole crew.
So sit there and beware, you don’t know what to do.
Kyntello:
Tavros:
Back off Gam, this one’s mine!
Bloody little shit thinks he can rhyme?
This shits not but petty crime.
Flow any worse and you might have to do time
It’s pathetic; just forget it; ima put you inna herse
Don’t forget it; you can bet it; my sick verse will be your curse
And dont thinkiaint seen you shudder
You see dudes mackin and ya hearts a-flutter
You grab gay by the udder,
blowin dudes’ yo bread and butter!
Yo patterns are simple, dimples, you’re far from hardcore
Can’t take a stake and alliterate, you bitchy blond bore!
Now I know I’m no Shakespeare but you’re not even Poe
So caw caw yourself, motherfucker, let’s go!
Appositenautilus: AR: Time to enter the bullring, Toreadork, I’ll lead you by the nose
You think you’re hot shit with your fancy fauxhawk, but it’s a pose
You’re wearing the Emperor’s new clothes, your ass is bare but you ain’t spotted it
Hanging off that psycho Aryan clown’s dick? Dude, it makes me sick
That some Hispanic fairy-fellating twink could err so easily
I’m the red flag in your face, bro, you been blind but I’m gonna make you see
This clown’s bringing you down, he’s a give-a-fuck-ophage in a rage
Get on the wrong side of his smile for a while, kid, you’ll end up flayed
Badder than Eridan, or did you forget what this clown boy’s gone done?
Your beau’s a knife nut junkie slut cutting up douchenozzles for fun
Next time he kicks his meds to the wall? Son, you’d better run
Or be rump roast, ribs, and T-bone, getting served like a McPsycho’s bun.
Kyntello: Tavros:
bITCH STOP FLIRTING, IT’S TIME TO GET REAL
YA DON’T KNOW THE DEAL, YA JUST SPINNIN THE WHEEL
yA LINES LIMP LIKE LICORICE, AND NOT NEAR AS RED
BUT i’M STILL CHARGIN AHEAD, SON YOUR BETTER OFF DEAD
nOW WE MAY BE INSANE, BUT YOUR JUST ACTIN INANE
mAYBE YOU WOULDN’T BE SHIT IF YOUR HEAD WEREN’T DOWN THE DRAIN
YA BUT FOOLISH AND VAIN, AND YOU GOT NOTHIN TO GAIN
BETTER GET YA UMBRELLA CAUSE WE’LL MAKE IT RAIN
i MEANT IT’S HERO ON ZERO, YOUR FLOW IS JUST THE WORST
YOU SUCH A LOW DIRTY HOE, YOU AIN’T GOT BUBBLES TO BURST
SO GET OUT DA WAY, WE LININ UP TO SHOOT
HOPE YOU LIKE PB&J, YA PEACHY OVERRIPE FRUIT!
Appositenautilus: AR:
Oh look everyone, seems like Nitram found his heart
He just needs a brain, balls, and some courage and then maybe he can start
You appear to think you can rap, allow me to correct your assumption
Trying to match wits with me? Son, I dunno how you get the gumption
I’m no-one’s bitch, for the record you can call me your rap nemesis
Snap your earbones with my rhymes and then escort you from the premises
You think that’s rain? Check the report, sport, this ain’t no normal shower
It’s me standing miles above you hosing you with my lyrical power
I’m a Strider, we got mad rapping pedigree, you’re just a chump
Ready for dog food, Imma break you down till you’re nothing but kibble ‘n’ lumps
So jump! Oh wait you can’t, I forgot that you got pasted
By the crown prince of LARPers and that big bad nasty staircase
The fuck you think you can come round here and trade your barbs
You should roll back to your room, back to swapping Pokemon cards
You can’t win against me, T-cup, so forget it, lay down your lance,
Or I predict a verbal pounding with a 99% chance.
Twokillermockingbirds: AR:
No more messing with my patients ‘cause my patience is shot
Got a shot to immunize this case of suck that you’ve got
You might be in school but there’s one thing you gotta learn
A nurse nursing grudges dishes out some hot burns
You’re a face-painted freakshow, bet the kids all stop and stare
When you’re not flirting with a cripple thrown down a set of stairs
Hate to break it to you bro, but you don’t even know
You’re gonna need a catheter ‘cause you don’t have any flow
Now get out of my hospital, you Juggalo dick
I only stay here ‘cause my beats are too sick.
Kyntello:
Karkat:
WHAT’S THIS YAPPING-
THE FUCK THERE RAPPING?
I MEAN HOLY FUCK
Equius:
That’s just are luck
And, not to be rude
but it’s seems quite 100d
Karkat:
ARE THEY TRYING TO FLIRT?
WHAT IS THIS SHI
Equius: -rt
Could it be worse?
The meter; the verse?
Karkat:
MY THINKPAN; THE HURT
Equius:
And in halls of Prosperse!
Karkat:
THIS IS FUCKING MURDER
Equius:
Ine%plicably High Treason
Karkat:
LIKE BEING SPLIT BY A GIRDER
Equius:
Do they even have good reason?
Karkat:
JUST THE WORST I’VE EVER HEARD
Equius:
Cripple, Pureb100d and bird
Karkat:
LET’S JUST GO
Karkat & Equius:
WORD
Chirijiradin:
You wanted a rap battle, so your getting a war,
You dissed the party son, and that’s not wise,
And it’s gonna be finished with your sorry ass knocked out on the floor,
Blood coming out your ears and eyes,
Imma wreck you with some sick as hell raps,
Voice as fast as goddamn a whip,
You won’t even see it coming you pupa pan obsessed sap,
I don’t even need a beat when I shoot from the hip.
Insaneyanish: anytime that you feel you gotta flow, bro
just let me know though, hit the button labeled: GO
yeah, and it’s like that
put poetry to a beat and only then you have rap
you have to learn to walk before you can scrap,
get your footwork good and you’ll fucking handle that
duck and move duck and move, we ain’t got shit to prove
our hearts thump out beats, dude we’re mad rude
Rapping can be an admirable pastime,
whipping out mad rhymes to dropkick the sad lives
You just gotta feel it deep inside,
foot to pedal we ride, we ride, we ride
at sun-set, we make mad threats like ‘Nam vets
You’re a tight motherfucker, you know this cypher ain’t done yet
Insaneyanish:
How do I FUCKING count the ways?
That this comment eluded my gaze.
This just isn’t how I was raised.
I’ll fucking rap for days, cuz’ rhyme pays.
You’ll be lost for days in my deadly maze,
because deception is the deadly game the devil plays.
So if you ever think that I DON’T EXIST?
You can swallow my fist. All the way to the wrist.
Halt, stop and desist. I might allow you to exist.
When I’m rapping pissed, my shots don’t miss.
So there. Take that with all of your ‘oh fuck all that poetry bullshit’ attitude.
Appositenautilus: went out to the snack machine
Because my friends required tuck
Though I lacked requisite funds
And therefore I was out of luck
But while winos were wandering
Their fuchsia stars all flickered out
I padded round the solemn halls
And asked some girls to help me out
And when at last I’d found the cash
I went to purchase snacks anew
But someone came up at my side
Quite lovely, though I knew not who
She was in fact a glimmering girl
With short and playful tangled hair
Who fixed for me the cruel machine
To ask her name, I did not dare.
Though she be old, condescending
With hollow eyes and silly stats
I will ask her to follow me
And play our games and hold my snacks
And walk along these solemn halls
And have, until her birthday’s done
Inordinate amounts of sweets
And lots and lots of girly fun
Petroliuus: Her girth, the size
Perplexed the man.
He could not think it through.
Of how a girl
So wide of berth
Could still be carried through.
Through the streets of capitals,
Where everyone could view.
Without the care
Or worry too,
Of looking like a tool.
Insaneyanish: I’m a monster, I scale buildings and drop cars/
the drop’s far/ they’ll have to peel you off the tar/
And it won’t be long ‘till the squad deploys/
With their armed envoys/ I disarm these toys/
With loud noise/ completely fuckin’ destroyed/
even though I’m slick like Sigmund Freuid on fuckin’ lung steroids/
you best avoid/ my local Gathered masses/
because we pass out asses/ the absolute fastest/
my drastic sematics/ is the baddest,/ maddest/ habit/
I compare battle rapping to fucking hunting rabbits/
With a 12 gauge buck n’ ball/ fuck ‘em all/the curtain calls/
Big or small/ 8-ball sized holes through your drywall/
DarkTechnomancer:I dunno how to rap, I only write code/
But once I get typing, I engage beast mode/
No bug goes uncrushed, no glitch unmolested/
When it comes down to coding I’m straight uncontested/
Now I’ve no idea how to pull a lyrical segue/
So I’m just gonna say that we’re making good headway/
Kanaya will soon be rolling in cash/
And we’ll be able to say “Yeah, we completed the flash”/
Truth be told, though, it’s not up to me/
‘Cause at the moment we’re still waiting on lP/
But I’m sure once she’s done and uploaded the content/
It’ll fly by like nothing; like completion was godsent/
But I think it’s about time that I finished up here/
Gonna handle this code like a mad puppeteer/
My rhymes aren’t great, but in code noone’s greater/
So I guess that’s that. I’ll see you all later/
Gerti: With posters like these, awesome is inescapable
The rappers here are certainly capable
Of busting sweet rhymes and sicknasty beats
With fires like these you can still feel the heat
It’s rising to the ceiling like the UST meter
So sit back and relax,
We’ve got lesbeer by the liter
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Holy 2hiit DT your rhymes are phat
But maybe that’s just me, II don’t know jack
But I guess for wigglers coming out of their shells
We’ve been trying very hard to keep up them trails
Of rhymes that we’ve been dishin out, slicker than Jack NOIR
Gotta hand it to you bro, I don’t know that much MORE
Maybe just one more rhyme before bed
lP, please don’t let Roxy get dead. :(
Gerti: I didn’t think that jugallos had fears
They just spend their days rapping
And shoving miracles in your ears
As one of those wrigglers who spends his days lurking
I assure you, these rhymes? They’re definitely working
You’re breaking open shells and being cool bro
You are the chef
And we’re escargot
Because on this off-topic thread we rap for LP
The Bard of Heart and lesbians
The queen of the sea
She throws up a new thread
Every week or three
And if you stay for an update
You’ll see what I mean
When I say she’s the author
Who deserves to be seen
Insaneyanish: Juggalos fear nothing, not man, troll, or death/
We’ll just rap you to pieces, and sweep up what’s left/
Give ‘em what they want! Give ‘em what they need!/
You need to sweat and BLEED TO SUCCEED/
Get slapped/ get trapped/ get clapped/
oh SNAP/
OH CRAP/ No SLACK/
You LACK/
GET BACK/ On TRACK/
GET SACKED/
QUARTERBACK/ I’m a HALF-TRACK, you ASS-CRACK/
Twokillermockingbirds: So, I’ve got a little anecdote to share on this thread
And antidote to boredom and some humor to spread
So sit back and relax
My rhymes are on the attack
This ain’t no taxing tale so don’t be losing your head
So my friends all last night hopped into their rides
Decided on a trip more sick than cyanide
The crew all cruised on up to their favorite joint
And what they brought back did not disappoint
Today I was annointed with my first sip of Faygo
The stuff’s as rocking as lesbeer, left my heart aglow
But before I got a twist on that sweet bottle cap
My friends laughed and said oh no, for this you gotta rap
They thought I’d fizzle out but I wanted that fizz
Turned from soda into soldier, went with a cadence
Blinded them all, with my sweet rappin’ radiance
Those rhymes were spouting more than mentos in pop
Left their jaws dropping once the rhythm dropped
Now I’m popping in here just to let you all know
My skills with mangling rhymes come from being a lesbro
And this is twisted rhyme scheme’s but a way to state this
Basically, I appreciate it
Rocketpapaya413: I see my compatriots here spitting hot fires
I must admit my skills lack for such heavenly choirs
My gravest apologies, fellow lesbros
But I am much more adept at written prose
Armed with just my wit and a rhyme dictionary
Perhaps I am not cut out for this rhyme military
Nevertheless, I shall give you what-for
the worst you can do is let out a bored snore
Such a simplistic rhyme scheme
No rhythm to speak of
To o’erthrow the rap regime
I now find myself in love
With this style, that is
I am now acing this pop quiz
Okay, I’ll admit I’m no afficianado
Perhaps you will forgive some small bravado
I seem to have strayed too far off-topic
this was meant to be some sick rhyme wherein
I profess my undying love, admiration rhapsodic
for Heartstuck, our favorite adventure, for the win.
Kyntello:
Psst, DT, hey listen!
must be something I keep missin’
But it’s dev, so I’ll be kissin’
this place good-bye, till you stop pissin’
around so much, so stop a sec
I mean what the heck, there just no respec’
Keep these bros in check, cause there’s work to do
So it’s toodaloo tilll you kids are through.
Gerti: Well I’m thinking in homestuck
It all started with Vris
Who hit Tavros like a mind-truck
And knocked him off a cliff
Then A-rad got mad
And haunted her ass
Which made Vriska get Sollux
To kill her real fast
Then Terezi got angry
And Vriska got sploded
So she mind-whammied Rezi
Into getting her eyes imploded
Once they entered the game
Aradia was pissed
And she knew who to blame
So she layed some smackdown on Vris
And that’s how it went
As far as I know
So let’s figure out what’s happening
And get back to the show
Petroliuus: A mousy dame
In dark, spring night
Awaits the flames
Of tongues so bright
With fire white hot
And the illest of beats
She waits paitiently
For bards to speak
Insaneyanish: POP POP BANG, I came saw and conquered/
STOP DROP HANG, people calling me a monster/
THE CHAIN GANG SANG, we’re willing to make you an offer/
SOME BLING FANGS PANG, hungry for the blood that fills your coffer/
So people sit and stew on it, me I take action/
The government fucking ruined it, I claimed fame to a faction/
And we’re fucking through with it, we’re picking up traction/
There’s nothing left to do with it, but break ‘em down to a fraction/
Ponynautilus: Unable to rap
I transition to haiku
To procrastinate
Tit-tons of school work
An impregnable bastion
I say fuck a duck
Themather1: Ain’t got much rhythms with hostility/
My specialty’s this, hear with me/
I rock this lyrical prose/
Hear me stack up these rows/
Ain’t starting a fire, but I’ll blow away my foes/
Don’t believe me? I can go descriptive/
Get down and dirty, so you’ll have to get prescriptive/
Medicine just to deal with the pain/
Of this shock and awe tactic that puts real pros to shame/
And if you don’t like it, I can go superfluous/
Real repetitive to let you catch up ‘cuz/
I say it thus/
Ain’t no need to change the message just to stir up a fuss/
Let’s get back on topic/
I’ll let you know, I am like a tropic/
Storm that’s come here to blow you away/
‘Cuz there’s both force and flow to every word I say/
Insaneyanish: Yeeeeah, drop yourself and pick it back up/
Lesbros here you know, you don’t like it, TOUGH/
I’ll strongarm this mic, I handle it rough/
And get the party bumpin’ sure enough/
So lets get this shit started/
Raise your lesbrew to the dearly departed/
I spit hot fire to melt the cold hearted/
And the path forward is uncertain, uncharted/
So lets kick it wild and rock the house all night/
If you’re sick with a mic, grab one and lets get hype/
Even if you’re not the type, that’s alright/
Just step the fuck back and watch my lips IGNITE/
I’m sick with it/ quick with it/ I fucking HANDLE my diction/
And I stick with it/ not a dick with it/ I fucking HANDLE that friction/
And my clique’s with it/ We do tricks with it/ I consider it my MISSION/
I’m slick with it/ I get chicks with it/ I’m a lyrical tactician/
DestructionDragon360: Sup bros I’m back hope I’m not too tardy
To jump right in on this rhythmical party
Cuz I’m back, and I’m ready, to throw DOWN son
I’ll ride your ass home and bring back to TOWN son
Once I’m done you’ll know there’s onLY one
Indisputable that I’m the ONE who HAS won
But in the end we know it’s all about havIN’ fun
Bake our victory into SICK HOT CROSS buns
Cuz us, we’re like bros, but so much BE-TTER
And it’s all because of that little LES-ER
All bow down before the great ELL-PEE
For she is the shepherd and the sheep dog is ME
So let’s ban together and raise our glasses
To all our sick rhymes and our handed-out asses
our rhythm is fast, to contrast, our sickly sweet molasses
Of lesbromance felt at our holy masses
So now, we wait, for lP, to up-date
And it’ll come, when it comes, divined by fate
never to late, to reiterate, the slate
that is full, of our notes, made at a mad fast rate
We gotta chill the fuck out, or lest we drop out
and fill our wonderful thread with our madness spout
So pop a squat, sit down, and don’t you dare fucking move,
Cuz in our home, on the thread, we gotta fucking make room.
Twokillermockingbirds: I am dropping right in just to drop some rhymes
Busting this flow’s got a be a crime-
Can you handle
This sick little lyrical vandal?
Your words try to start a fire but I’m just seeing red
I’m getting fired up so I’m gonna jump ahead
Got a heading for the course so of course we’re gonna go
Where those rhythm’s ain’t coarse and those beats are gonna flow
Let’s get low
If we’re all down with it
Then we’re breaking down the wall-,
take it to it’s limit
‘Cause we know that since I’m here, things are getting extreme
Now everybody scream for your Heartstuck rap queen
TypoAdventure: uH, i’M NOT REALLY SURE ABOUT THIS,
i DON’T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF CONFIDENCE,
bUT THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT IS TO PRACTICE A LOT, sO
bRING IT ON iNSANEyANISH, WHADDYA GOT?
aLL YOU RAPPERS OUT THERE: tHE mATHER, dEE dEE TOO,
gIVE ME SOME ADVICE ON THIS cHUCKLE VOODOO
iTS MY FIRST RAP EVER AND i NEVER WAS A POET, bUT
tHIS LANGUAGE SPILLS OUT, wOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT, aND
i HAVE TO SAY i’M NOT THE KIND OF TROLL WHO’S COOKED,
dON’T GOT NO SICK FIRES FALLING OUT OF MY NOOK„
bUT IF WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS A SICK RAP FIRE,
tHEN i GUESS i’LL HAVE TO FIND OUT WHERE i PUT THAT LIGHTER,
cUZ
bOY YOU BETTER KNOW THAT i AM SERIOUS
wHEN IT COMES TO LEARNING PROSE i AM IMPERIOUS
iTS NOT A SERENADE, bUT GUYS,
i’M A FIGHTER
i MAKE LEMONS INTO LEMONADE,
bECOME A LIVE WIRE
aND, uH,
hERE’S TO ALL THE JOINING RANKS OF NEW LESBROS,
gOG KNOWS, i’LL THROW IN,
MY SHIT WITH THOSE BROS
lESBEER TO ALL, aND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT,
wE WONT GIVE UP OUR SHIPS WITHOUT A FIGHT„,
hERE COMES THE eND gAME, kANAYA mIRIAM
fINALLY, rELIABLY, gETTIN ON HER hAREM
(woo)
aND NOW FOR TODAY i’M DONE RIPPING PROSE
iT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO COME UP WITH THOSE ROWS
BI
Themather1: Woah, oh damn, that shit be fantastic/
You slaughtered the rhymes and made the rhythm all spastic/
Dunno whether that ought to make me cry or laugh/
Whether to praise you or whack you with a quarterstaff/
That shit is humorous/
Could make critics stir posthumous/
Hard to tell of you tried or went that extra mile to humor us/
Nah I’m just kidding, most of it was decent/
But for sure, we can tell you’re not seasoned/
Keep up that rapping, but pay mind to your rhymes/
Some were good, but to others the warning bell chimes/
If the sounds don’t match you gotta swap the words/
Because when the rhymes do fail, all the rest hurts/
Themather1: Time to differ bards from boys/
See who can sing with real voice/
And call upon the ancient skill/
Of singing tales of war and thrill/
You have all shown prosaic vice/
But try now poems worth a prize/
Do not forget the bard’s real right/
To sing lays to pass the night/
Bring courage to warrior’s heart/
And pass on tales as scholar smart/
Invoke within you an epic tale/
And sing it out without a fail/
For while warrior strikes with steel/
A bard wields his voice and feel/
The while sword it deals in blood/
Bardic music makes emotions flood/
Songs make you fight tooth and nail/
Or can make you feel weak and frail/
I call upon your bardic might/
Show your skill throughout the night/
TypoAdventure: uH OH, wHAT HAVE i GOTTEN MYSELF INTO
i DON’T, uH, i CAN’T BEGIN TO
fATHOM THESE DISPARAGES BETWEEN TEMPERATURE
i MUST, aLLOW hER cONDESENTION TO WIN THIS VENTURE
Gerti: "Discussion thread"
"is pretty dead"
It got shot in the headBy the new threadWe took it out behind the shedAnd now it's full of leadTo the fishes it was fedIt's final rites were readAnd over it's body we treadOn our way to the real thread instead.
TwoKillerMockingbirds: Dead? The situation's not that graveNothing sick beats ain't able to saveSo a shiny new thread's a bit of a distractionBut all the bros know this is where we got the actionImagine the reactions when they find out what they missedIt's not too far a stretch to say the bitches'll be pissed
gerti: You know, that's a valid point you've madeI wouldn't abandon this thread if I got paidA hundred thousand dollarsBy a billionaire in suedeI'd just tell him "Hell no!"And show him a bladeBut the goings pretty slowAnd despite the fires we'll throwI think what's happening on the main threadIs gonna steal the showBut once that's all overAnd we've all dried our eyesThe lesbros will come flocking backAnd we'll rap again with our allies
insaneyanish: "Fuck Poetry"
How do I FUCKING count the ways?That this comment eluded my gaze.This just isn't how I was raised.I'll fucking rap for days, cuz' rhyme pays.
You'll be lost for days in my deadly maze,because deception is the deadly game the devil plays.So if you ever think that I DON'T EXIST?
You can swallow my fist. All the way to the wrist.
Halt, stop and desist. I might allow you to exist.When I'm rapping pissed, my shots don't miss.
Reign: "How do I FUCKING count the ways?That this comment eluded my gaze.This just isn't how I was raised.I'll fucking rap for days, cuz' rhyme pays."
No need exists to reinvent the wordsalready writ', long 'fore our time, that bestrefute this unkempt stanza, 'tis bestthe man himself recites the art's true form.
AppositeNautilus: AN: Fuck poetry.
You cannot do it. You cannot fuck the poetry.
I went out to the snack machineBecause my friends required tuckThough I lacked requisite fundsAnd therefore I was out of luck
But while winos were wanderingTheir fuchsia stars all flickered outI padded round the solemn hallsAnd asked some girls to help me out
And when at last I'd found the cashI went to purchase snacks anewBut someone came up at my sideQuite lovely, though I knew not whoShe was in fact a glimmering girlWith short and playful tangled hairWho fixed for me the cruel machineTo ask her name, I did not dare.Though she be old, condescendingWith hollow eyes and silly statsI will ask her to follow meAnd play our games and hold my snacksAnd walk along these solemn hallsAnd have, until her birthday's doneInordinate amounts of sweetsAnd lots and lots of girly fun.
Kyntello: "Fuck poetry"
What parchment drapes upon the desk of thee?So soft and supple as the greatest creamsSuch brilliant text is oft not mine to seeIf only in my darkest, shameful dreams
To be intwined with text so boldly formedMy heart would but collapse in guilty joyAnd oh! upon my breast, such words adornedSuch pleasure it would bring this lonely boy
But such a pleasure is to far from mineAnd lonesome and unhappy I'll remainUntil the wond'rous poetry of thineCan join with me in pleasures once again
And so my dreams distract this wand'ring mindTill lust and love this poor soul still may find
Stormspirit (parody): Three Lesbians for the Elven-queens under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-ladies in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Women doomed to die,One for the Dark Mistress on her dark throneIn the Land of Lesmordor where the Shadows lie.One Lesbian to rule them all, One Lesbian to find them,One Lesbian to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Land of Lesmordor where the Shadows lie.
CSJ: Well, they are sexy, and here must I remain,This Fan Adventure my prison! I have lostBeauties and feelings, such as would have beenMost sweet to my remembrance even when LesbiansHad dimm'd mine eyes to blindness! They, meanwhile,Students, whom I never more may meet again,On springy Aradia, along Nepeta's edge,Wander in gladness, and wind down, perchance,To that still roaring Rose, of which I toldThe roaring Rose, o'erwooded, narrow, deep,And only speckled by the mid-day sun;Where her slim trunk the Jane from rock to rockFlings arching like a bridge;—that branchless Jane,Unsunn'd and damp, whose few poor yellow leavesNe'er tremble in the gale, yet tremble still,Fann'd by the Feferi! and there my friendsBehold the dark green file of long lank Jade,That all at once (a most fantastic sight!)Still nod and drip beneath the dripping edgeOf the blue Vriska. {C}insaneyanish: YEAH turn it up turn it up turn it upYEAH burn it up burn it up burn it upYEAH turn it up turn it up turn it upYEAH burn it up burn it up burn it up
I'm a MADMAN, with white gas in his FAT HANDS/I GRAB FANS, and torch everything south of the BADLANDS/I write up a BATTLE PLAN with a SPRAY CAN/The NEW BRAND of this LAND is IDON'TGIVEAFUCKISTAN/
I make the fire SPREAD/ amongst the hundreds now DEAD/Torch the MISLEAD/ is the words that I SAID/Go AHEAD and SPIT LEAD, my shit brings DREAD/The fire SOON CONSUMES the THOUGHTS in your HEAD/
I SPIT FIRE, and no I'm not speaking METAPHORS/Call the CORE/ for MORE ORE to leave BODIES ON FLOORS/I HIT THE SHORE just like the SECOND WORLD WAR/Leave BURNT WRECKAGE behind me, now I'm AT YOUR FRONT DOOR/
I don't kick it in, I just TORCH IT TO CINDERS/Your whole state to me is nothing but TINDER/You're just a BEGINNER, I'm only the WINNER/I'll smoke out a PINNER and eat up SINNERS like TV DINNERS/
chezrush as roxy: sup everyone lets listenespecially the witches the heirs and the spiderbitchessince mamas gonna bat you(beat)all the robots in this psycho harborare going to be killed by the drunken barberyou know janeshe tries to love jakebut really she is going to be in painso thatws why i vote for dirkxjakeand then shell be back to meeeeeee(beat)you know being alcoholic at 16has taught me about life and thingsthats its a hard place to livebut who the fuck cares lets murder some and thrivei lost my mindit used to be so alignedbut nowwhateveri can just try to do more no matter the weather
Chezrush again as Ash Wasp
SUP MOTHERFUCKERI CANT SLEEP AT ALLYOU KNOW I TOOK THE FALLWHEN YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALLTHAT MADE EVERYONE BAWLYOU KNOW SHITI'M TAKING CARE OF IT BUT NOW I'M GONNA BLITZEXPLODE IT INTO BITZ
YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKERTHEY TRIED TO KILL MEBUT IN THE END THEY BECAME GRILLED MEATSHIT IS STUPIDYOU BETTER BELIVE ITI GOT A BROTHERHIS NAME'S JOHNYOU KNOW HE'S MY BEST MONGOTS ME THE MONEYNOTHING FUNNYAND NOW I'M HERE AND I'M ROCKING YEAH
MY MOM SAID IMMA MISTAKESO DOES MY POPBUT FUCK THEM I'M ON THE TOPSOME COP TRIED TO ARREST MEFOR TRYING TO JAYWALK HEY WHATYOU THINK I'M SOMETHING LIKETHAT OJ GUY?
MY EX GIRLFRIEND IS LUEGOT ME DOWN IN THE BLUEBUT YOU WILL REALLY RUETHE DAY YOU MISSED WITH THE GRUE
HOLLA
==Music/sound==
http://tindeck.com/listen/ynhu - Paradoxius
http://tindeck.com/listen/xyqk - remoteislandsyndrome remix of Paradoxius
http://tindeck.com/listen/mpkn - Paradoxius
http://tindeck.com/listen/chcg - Paradoxius
http://tindeck.com/listen/tpfk - Paradoxius
http://tindeck.com/listen/qpnu - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/ulbv - tenebrais
http://tindeck.com/listen/sspm - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/vfly - Paradoxius
http://tindeck.com/listen/bzip - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/wdhf - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/qbsf - jollyPacifist
http://tindeck.com/listen/lknz - Paradoxius
http://tindeck.com/listen/uowt - jollyPacifist
http://tindeck.com/listen/tnlz - Paradoxius
http://soundcloud.com/agent-cheese/challenge - csj
http://tindeck.com/listen/kkll - Kyntello and dreaton
http://tindeck.com/listen/lxzd - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/suut - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/pjjq - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/gwor - ponynautilus
http://tindeck.com/listen/yoxz - Kyntello
http://tindeck.com/listen/kxdf - Kyntello
petroliuus: http://www.mediafire.com/?u3b033lhd381636,2xvyb6jri9zdoe1
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?gmxbgv4c5yyr5va - petroliuus
http://www.mediafire.com/?j5s3mh29cz2u6fh,k39l3f5cidfa5k1,jvsuu8jpnyjhp72 - petroliuus
http://www.mediafire.com/?416ykowwmyy99wh - Kyntello
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD4raIHdrow - lieutenant fish
==Images==
title , recipe - airey manip
http://i44.tinypic.com/21n0e8z.jpg - ? manip
http://i.imgur.com/4Ruxw.png - redux
http://holycowworshipper.deviantart.com/#/d4oepq6 - holly
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/036/6/7/heartstuck___kanaya__take_the_lead_by_marsrivers-d4osopp.png - kismenarcissist.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/3/c/frog_head__homestuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4ouqct.png - holly
SeaGoat - typoadventure
SeaGoatDad - typoadventure
DeathOfTheAuthor - Destruction. Dragon 360 manip
http://i.imgur.com/9FfhZ.png - upsidepickle manip
http://i.imgur.com/idTjV.png - skykat manip
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/061/0/0/dont_ask_by_marsrivers-d4rjfdo.jpg - kismenarcissist
http://i.imgur.com/sFJe4.gif - sirhc1018 manip
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/062/d/3/rageradia_by_homewinggamer-d4rmliv.gif - homewinggamer manip
http://i.imgur.com/i4SHv.png - redux manip
http://i.imgur.com/kYPA9.png - quizzle manip?
http://i.imgur.com/wqJk2.png - bloodyEmissary
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/118/b/7/dimples__heartstuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4xv0r4.png - holly
http://i.cubeupload.com/0A9796.png - baxbound manip
strider - ? Manip
http://i.imgur.com/lhpky.png - DarkTechnomancer
http://i.imgur.com/lX5Nl.png - DarkTechnomancer
http://i.imgur.com/VSCYO.png - Easykill
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/346/d/f/hey_listen__homestuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4ix93w.png = Holly
http://i.imgur.com/WqdPE.png = bloodyemissary manIp
http://i.imgur.com/4CIU2.png - highwaywizard
HeartstuckKanaya - raidell
fanpic4 - typoadventure
http://i.imgur.com/1YjDC.png - Reecer6
thisisbad - brogan
http://i.imgur.com/JfahK.png - whypurplewhy (manip)
2fanpic - typoadventure
2fanpic2 - typoadventure
punkrocknepeta - Paradoxius
Punk - Paradoxius
http://holycowworshipper.deviantart.com/art/Half-life-Homestuck-278700551 - holly
4Fanpic - typoadventure
kanayapony - brogan
albinokarkatcopy - cheq
http://img.loldepot.com/cb452c24dfa1db5b1291.gif - typoadventure, animated by curris
6Fanpic2 - typoadventure
fanartvskaanaround2 - kaana
sadnepeta- kaana
KanayaHulkHeartstuck - raidell manip
KanayaHulkTroll - raidell manip
http://i.imgur.com/r9GHq.jpg - petroliuus
http://i.imgur.com/BOV6j.jpg - petroliuus
http://i.imgur.com/Ei4uG.png - petroliuus
69fanart-1 - typoadventure
http://i.imgur.com/I4aEb.jpg - petroliuus
http://i.imgur.com/zojUE.jpg - petroliuus
http://i.imgur.com/6qOch.png - holly
HeartstuckKanayasketch - pinkbeverage
broisasexybeast - omrifan67
HeartstuckStalllllllingComicSKETCHHHHH - pinkbeverage
HeartstuckStalllingComic - pinkbeverage
http://i.imgur.com/LUeVU.png - Easykill manip
HeartstuckNepetaWIP - pinkbeverage
http://i.imgur.com/CZhMU.gif - holly
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/081/5/8/min_fang__heartstuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4tl4z8.png - holly
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/085/e/c/drawing_of_aradia_sleepwear_by_kittenishcat-d4u1ty8.jpg - flyingunicorn
Dicks - Aggrievestemulence manip
A-Rad- insaneYanish
neps - insaneYanish
http://i.imgur.com/7lyb7.png - Easykill
http://i.imgur.com/Caizg.png - Easykill
RomanceNovel1 - typoAdventure. Manip
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/139/f/6/fallen_angel_vriska_by_lasttelcontar-d50d74k.png - kismenarcissist
http://i.imgur.com/dTSrs.png - easykill
http://i.imgur.com/oxodw.jpg - petroliuus
http://gabe08.wikispaces.com/file/view/LP_Midas.jpg/334758690/294x259/LP_Midas.jpg -adurnafricai manip
RosesummonsYanish - typoadventure
http://www.mediafire.com/?pyvvddq8u5vx6 - kyntello
http://i.imgur.com/akq8w.png - orangeAipom
http://i.imgur.com/OFArw.png - darktechnomancer
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21066254/You%27re%20welcome.png themather manip
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21066254/You%27re%20welcome2.png themather manip
http://i.imgur.com/P8Gnl.png moldovaineurovision2011 manip
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/005/2/f/serenity_side__homestuck__by_holycowworshipper-d4le5us.png holly
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/143/b/0/dress_up__heartstuck__by_holycowworshipper-d50sw1j.png - holly
http://i.imgur.com/pHFyJ.png - darkTechnomancer
===Sigs===
b122 - typoadventure, Paradoxius
HannaCalmasis -typoadventure
InviteAradia -typoadventure
NepArainawe -typoadventure
PLATONICseduction -typoadventure
TavFam -typoadventure
http://i.imgur.com/UDe3g.png - Easykill
http://i.imgur.com/OJKnX.png - Easykill
http://i.imgur.com/zdegG.png - upsidepickle
http://i.imgur.com/3tDMX.png - upsidepickle
==Extra content==
http://i.imgur.com/EIv69.png - lp manip
http://i.imgur.com/MDgiT.png - lovecraftianparadox manip
arrows -lp manip
http://i.imgur.com/kjz6J.png - lovecraftianparadox
http://i.imgur.com/Pcjdt.png - lp?
http://i.imgur.com/nkf0N.png - lphttp://i.imgur.com/E512V.png - lphttp://i.imgur.com/BIXed.png - lp
Lovecraftianparadox(Feferi Roleplay): I’m true and reel mot)(erglubber, so t)(ey call me TRILL!
T)(is ocean’s arctic cold and it’s ‘cause I’m so C)(ILL! 38D
Yea)( I’ll KRILL a brinesucker w)(o puts t)(eir FIN ON MY GILLS
I got stacks on deck, I’ve got 413 MIL!
Boondollars, bitc)(, I ain’t takin’ any euros
But I’m taking all your bitc)(es, and I’m stealing alla YOUR )(O-ES
==Fanfic==
http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/typoAdventure/LuxvsVriska.gif?t=1334795299 - typoadventure - tA: Hey TZ hows iit goiing
gC: GOOD
gC: GR34T 4CTU4LLY
gC: 1 JUST G4V3 VR1SK4 TH4T 8-B4LL 1 H4D YOU M4K3 FOR M3
tA: That’s cool
tA: Does iit work ok?
gC: Y34H!
tA: So she’s lookiing at iit riight now?
gC: Y34H, SH3S GOT 1T R1GHT N3XT TO H3R 3Y3, L1K3 TH4T W1LL H3LP H3R S33 B3TT3R
tA: Perfect.
gC: WH4T?
tA: Oh sorry wrong wiindow.
tA: II’m also chattiing wiith Sol
gC: OK4Y
gC: SO WH4TS UP, 4PPL3B3RRY?
gC: OH MY GOD 1 H4V3 TO GO
tA: What iis iit?
gC: 1T JUST 3XPLOD3D!
gC: I H4V3 TO H3LP H3R
tA: what
gC: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
*gC has become idle*
tA: …
tA: B)
*This chatlog has been deleted*
{C}twokillermockingbirds:
{C}The grip of the gun felt foreign in his hands. It didn't belong any more. None of this belonged anymore. It should have been a dream. He kept hoping that the trees that seemed all too goddamn peaceful would suddenly burn, and angry clowns would come out dancing or some fucking crazy shit so that he could wake up and just see her next to him again. He would do anything to just feel her soft breath against his neck, anything just to brush away that one lock of hair that always fell in her eyes.
His hands were shaking. He couldn’t show it- couldn’t let himself show it. Calmly, quietly, Rufio forced himself to speak. “Any last words?”
A whisper replied from beneath the matted hair, “I love you.”
“Fuck no, Min.” Rufio managed to respond. “If you tell me you love me all you will fucking get in return is my love.” His voice was rising- he tried to swallow it down, to get away but all he felt was iron knotting in his stomach and a throbbing in his head. There was too much red, everything soaked in red he couldn’t bring himself to comprehend.
“Pick some other last words, Min.”
“Shoot me.” Soft again- she was tired, he could tell- the blood loss. Red, too much red.
The sun filtered through the trees, casting shifting green shadows. She looked like a ragdoll.
Min spoke, her voice taking on a harsh edge. “Kill me. Why can’t you kill me? I don’t deserve this, can’t you kill me? We knew it was going to happen. Here’s your chance. Please- just do it fast. Kill me.”
His hands were shaking, his eyes beginning to well up. “I can’t do it, Min.”
Now she screamed. “Coward! Goddamn coward! Kill me kill me kill me kill me, God why can’t you just fucking kill me?” She was sobbing, her body wracking with the strength she had left.
He couldn’t take it. Rufio snapped, his voice cracking. “You want me to fucking kill you? Are you going to lie there and force my hand, Spinneret?” He spat the words like venom. “Fine. Fine!”
He leveled the gun, and pulled the hammer back.
“This is for the girl who tried to hack a password by typing 8008s.”
A crack, then splinters of wood rained down from where the bullet lodged in the trunk of the tree.Min’s eyes pleading with him, but Rufio couldn’t see through the tears.
“This shot is for the girl who would never let me walk through a hallway.”
Another shot, and more lead found its way into the tree.
“This for the girl who always took the stairs just so she could hold me. This one for the girl who tempted me during class hours. This is for the girl who whispered to me at night in Vietnamese. This, this for the girl who up until I took you for the first time, seemed abs-fucking-lutely set on the idea that I was gay.”
Four more shots fired in rapid succession.
Rufio’s hands were shaking now as he lowered the gun, placing the hot steel against Min’s head. She slumped back, eyes closed- waiting. “And this one is for the girl who thinks her past means anything to me now.”
Rufio gritted his teeth, and pulled the trigger.
The click echoed in the empty barrel.
“I am not leaving you, Min. And I never will.”
She was shivering as he picked her up, tenderly, and began to walk again.
==Community Fanart==
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