Q08E01 - The Hot and Sexy Loving

In this episode our hosts read "For the Very First Time" by Sazula.
== Episode Summary ==
We learn how Bill and Fleur met, and that they haven't banged yet even though they have been together for two years. Can Moody's death finally light a fire in Bleur's bedroom, or will their Bed Death (or would it be "Bed Failure to Thrive" in this case since it never started?) continue?
== Notable Moments ==
* "Floor Delacroix" ~ Danny's pronunciation of Fleur's name
* Zabini vs Zamboni vs Zambini - The Zam's families, who may have a feud with The -Ughorns.
* The Potterotics have reached 800 members, and the hosts announce they will read two -Ughorn fics they have received when they reach 1000 group members.
* The hosts fantasize about Potterotics hooking up.
* Gigglefit during the Quickie intro song ("Time for us to read another Dick van Dyke")
* Bill's description reminds Allie that she dated a guy in college who wore one dangly cross earring. Allie may have dated Criss Angel.
* Lyndsay does an amazing French accent
* "FANG WANG!!!" ~ Allie has another gigglefit
* Danny teaches us a French slang word
* Roger Davies can PULL.
* Bill has a Work/Wife balance problem.
* Allie's turned off by "the hot and sexy loving".
* "No dry H-J?? Nothing?!" ~ Allie
* Allie loves frat bro movies. She shares the words of wisdom that "grief is nature's aphrodisiac."
* "NEXT HEX!!!"~Allie
* Allie points out that they literally waited until there could not be more people in the Burrow for them to finally have sex.
* "These folks have magic, and they're destroying shirts." ~ Lyndsay
* The hosts do their best impressions of saying "Please, fuck me" in a French accent. They then start throwing in random french words like croissants and baguettes prior to the plea to be fucked.
* Allie remembers "the hot and sexy loving" in the middle of a sex scene and declares wands down immediately.
* Bill is the orange pamplemousse flavouring, Fleur is the LaCroix according to Lyndsay.
* Fucking is the last stage of grief.
* Allie is sent into a grief spiral every time "the hot and sexy loving" is rehashed.
== Wands Up or Down? ==
* Lyndsay: Indecisive, down when forced to make a decision
* Allie: Down
** "It was just the most old married couple dry sex boring lifeless after grief after a murder....all I could think about was Moody and how he's like...he had to die for them to get some ass."
** "It's not like my wand's up, it's more like my eyebrow's up"
** Fleur was crying 80% of the time!
* Danny: Up
** Up for the sex, up for the characters.
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* The hosts plughorn Chelsea's card game "Cards Against Muggles", a Potterotica twist on "Cards Against Humanity".
* Episode ends with a song by Stephanie's "Read that Sexy Fanfic".
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