The Trick of SpongeBob Scaredy Pants/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 26, 2002
Episode Copyrighted: 2001
This episode is rated TV-PG-DLV.
*Episode starts*
At The Loud House
Narrator from the Mr. Men Show: It is the day before Halloween at The Loud--
French Narrator: *to Narrator from the Mr. Men Show* Hey, that's my part! *narrates* It is the day before Halloween at The Loud House. But if Lynn Sr. is scared of Halloween.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* I HATE HALLOWEEN!
At The Wattersons
French Narrator: Banana Joe and Idaho are dressed up for Halloween and ring the doorbell of the Wattersons.
Richard Watterson: *rings the doorbell*
Banana Joe and Idaho: Trick-or-Treat!
French Narrator: Suddenly, The doorbell is actually part of Richard's disguise, as he is camouflaged to blend in with the front of the house.
The doorbell is actually part of Richard's disguise, as he is camouflaged to blend in with the front of the house
Richard Watterson: *opens my eyes, startling the two* Trick!
Banana Joe and Idaho: *runs away in fear as Richard bursts into laughter, leaving our treats behind*
Richard Watterson: What the...? *feels sad* NO! It's all raisins and granola bars!
At Squidward’s house
Squidward Tentacles: *over public announcer* Ahem, attention!
The communist party members, mostly 25-35-year-old squids on minimum wage after getting their Masters' in Squid Studies, freeze and look towards Squidward, on the podium giving a speech.
Squidward Tentacles: As you know, today is the 50th anniversary of the communist revolution in The Loud House Halloween Party. On that day, after our imperialistic system has exploited their seaweed plantations, revolutionaries overthrew the sadistic government and let the PEOPLE take charge. Today they are cheering in excitement, and one day, we shall join our cousins and be a people's republic ourselves.
Lori Loud: *suddenly shouting from the center of the audience* What about the refugees, comrade?
Squidward Tentacles: Excuse me, what?
Lori Loud: The refugees. After the Halloween Party Famine of the 1960s, thousands of peasant Rock Bottomites stormed the road to Bikini Bottom to escape hunger. Some didn't make it, comrade. Them and their descendants were outside the Mayor's Office today protesting a press statement acknowledging the revolution, comrade.
Squidward Tentacles: Listen Lori, I'm an intellectual scholar who is very fine playing my hands on the clarinet, and even more fine...I mean, this is a revolutionary organization. If you don't like action, then get out.
Lori Loud: Literally all the news networks were there. Robloxian News Network, Robloxian Broadcasting Company, Robloxian Bones' Info Human. Mayor Donald Human was there, and he said...
Squidward Tentacles: What...what the heck did you just say?
Lori Loud: Um, Mayor Donald Human—
Robloxian Audience Moderator: GO AWAY, TRAITOR!
Lori Loud: *cries*
A brawl ensues in which the entire audience comically attacks the edgy squid. In the crowd however, we see someone. Oh! It's SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud! Squidward and Lori are annoying neighbor who always follows him wherever he goes. The fight begins to clear up.
Squidward Tentacles: Now that the traitor has been evicted, I shall go over my plans. At twelve o'clock midnight, we storm the residence of Mr. Eugene Krabs, one of the most disgusting bourgeoisie trash in town. We steal all his possessions, put him and his daughter Pearl in a re-education camp, and commence the revolution!
Robloxian Audience: *in unison* Hooray! Down with the Krab! Down with the Krab!
The City Communist Party members march towards Eugene Krabs' house. SpongeBob silently tags along. After they arrive, Squidward knocks on the door. Eugene Krabs is watching money-themed videos on his computer.
Mr. Krabs: *hears the knock* Oh no! It's...the tax collector! I thought I gave that dude a free krabby patty the other day...corrupt communist. *takes out my sea legs and proceeds carefully, opening the door every so slightly*
Squidward Tentacles: *slams it open* Well, well, well. If it isn't EUGENE KRABS! THE MOST DISGUSTING GREEDY FAT CAT IN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM AND ROYAL WOODS!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, what the actual heck do you want? It's twelve in the morning, I'm trying to watch money, I—
Squidward Tentacles: Money, money, krabby money! That's all you care about. We are going to re-educate you, and join our cousins in Halloween Party!
Mr. Krabs: Halloween Party? Why do you want to join that krusty place?
Squidward Tentacles: Because Halloween Party got the 'rock' answers! We are sick and tired of our jobs!
Mr. Krabs: Your poverty jobs? You do realize, the only reason you're living in poverty is because you spent all your money and money that even isn't yours on that stupid Masters in Squid Studies, which contributes absolutely no value to society, and you're trapped. Do you ever see doctors and engineers living like you and your squid pals? No, because they save lives and build infrastructure. In Halloween Party, no one outside political families is allowed to go to college. They are starving, Squidward, while we eat Krabby Patties on the daily.
Squidward Tentacles: Shut up, Mr. Krabs! Rock Bottom is an amazing place! You and Mayor Donald Human have no idea what you're talking about!
Lori Loud: Yeah! *to Leni* You know, Leni, since the last halloween, Lincoln hasn't come out of his room in weeks.
Leni Loud: Let's go to his room.
It cuts to the rest of the family *besides Lynn* at Lincoln's room.
Lucy Loud: Lori, move out of the way! *pushes Lori down*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Coming through! *breaks Lincoln's door but his room looks abandoned*
Luan Loud: What the pranks is going on his room?
Lori Loud: Whatever happened, I bet this book had something to do with-
Lola Loud: *snatches the book* Eeeee! Better Stories than the last halloween's stories?
Lori Loud: We'll read 3 stories
Lucy Loud: I'll choose.
At this moment, SpongeBob and Lincoln jumps in.
Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, Lincoln, what are you guys doing here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We don't know...besides, why are you guys arguing? Can't you guys just go to Halloween Party?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah. This is your house, Squidward.
The rest of the Bikini Bottom Communist Party members, never once actually considering going to Rock Bottom to check out what their "dream" was like, fled immediately
Squidward Tentacles: *feels annoyed* Fine. We'll see, tomorrow morning.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, Happy Halloween, Squidward!
Yellow Rectangle: Hey, Mr. Krabs, Look at Roblox Admin commands! We go Trick-or-treating with us. Owner gave me Super Admin in Roblox Halloween Party game.
Mr. Krabs: Twenty-four hours in Halloween Party and your communist dreams will flutter. Alright, SpongeBob, the three of us will go on the trip, but you're paying the fare.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Yay!
Squidward Tentacles: *groans*
Time card reading "The Next Morning"
French Narrator: The Next Morning
The next morning, the three travel to Halloween Party. They travel through luscious greenery.
Squidward Tentacles: You see that, Krabs? A beautiful environment! I love Halloween!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *offscreen* *screams* I HATE HALLOWEEN!
Lucy Loud: I love Halloween!
Carrie Krueger: I love Halloween too!
Mr. Krabs: Now hold on there, we haven't reached the border yet.
They go past a sign titled "Welcome to Halloween Party," with graffiti vaguely striking through "Halloween Party" and replacing it with "Davy Jones' Locker." The environment begins to rapidly deteriorate, and they see peasants that look like fish skeletons farming stale crop.
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
They arrive at the bus terminal.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ugh, this place looks hideous!
Lincoln Loud: It looks delicious!
Little Miss Daredevil: Hey guys, wanna see ghost hunting? That will be fun!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, That would be great, Miss Daredevil!
Mr. Nervous: *screams* GHOSTS!
Lincoln Loud: Alright see ya later, Miss Daredevil.
Little Miss Daredevil: Have fun, guys!
Mr. Krabs: You see, Squidward, Halloween Party is indeed Davy Jones' Locker. Now let's head home, we gotta open the Krusty Krab!
Squidward Tentacles: But...but...Rock Bottom is a utopia! They have, uh *points to a bathroom signs which read "?" and "¿"* genderless bathrooms! And *points to a sign that reads "Doctors' Appointment Waiting List," which states literally every resident in the city, and the appointment times are scheduled decades from today* free healthcare! And…
All of a sudden, an old fish calls out to them.
Old Rock Bottomite: Say, you guys look pretty nourished? Are you guys Bikini Bottomites?
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah...a very disgraceful place.
Old Rock Bottomite: Disgraceful?! I remember thinking that when I was your age, son. That's why I joined the Rock Bottom Communist Party in 1957. I thought "finally, some equality!". Boy, was I wrong. After we seized the Rock Bottom Mayor's Office, I expected greatness. But then drought came, and no one could farm. We evicted all the agricultural workers, so it couldn't be solved. All the fish got sick. But the doctors moved since we paid them the same wages as farmers and so couldn't pay back their expensive loans. Everyone's dying man...please return. THIS PLACE SUCKS.
The many of them, silently, return on the next bus to the city. They arrive at the Bus Station.
Mr. Krabs: You see, Squidward? Capitalism isn't perfect, but we live much better than that old fish over there.
Squidward Tentacles: SHUT UP MR. KRABS! HE IS A BIKINI BOTTOM INTELLIGENCE AGENCY SPY! THE REVOLUTION MUST GO ON! *marches off, ranting about the glories of communism*
Mr. Krabs: Welp, he's fired. I guess you can have a nickel for a raise.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Yay!
Mr. Krabs: *stutters*...or, maybe not.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Even more yay!
Lincoln Loud: And more yay!
Mr. Krabs: Atta boys.
In SpongeBob’s House
SpongeBob SquarePants: *tags Lincoln* Tag! You're it Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: *tags Leni* Tag! You're it Leni!
Leni Loud: *tags Patrick* Tag! You're it Pat!
Patrick Star: It! It! What does it mean?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Tag me! If you can!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *runs off*
Patrick Star: I will tag you guys! *chases SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni*
Time card reading "Meanwhile..."
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
Meanwhile, in Squidward's bedroom, Squidward and Lori are peacefully sleeping. Outside, SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni continue running and run into Squidward's house when Patrick starts to gain on them. SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni run upstairs as loudly as possible and Patrick follows in pursuit. SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni finally barge into Squid's room which wakes him up and before he knows it, Patrick piles on him.
Squidward Tentacles: AAAAH!
Patrick Star: *tags SpongeBob* You're it!
Squidward Tentacles (muffled): PATRICK! SPONGEBOB! LINCOLN! LENI!
Lori Loud: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE!
Patrick Star: *gets off Squidward and his face looks flattened like a pancake* Oh hey Squidward!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wanna play tag?
Squidward Tentacles: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Woah okay okay, we can play Lana and Lola's Pregnant Frog.
Lincoln Loud: Lana's Too.
Squidward Tentacles: NO! I DON’T WANT TO PLAY LANA AND LOLA'S PREGNANT FROG, TAG, HIDE AND SEEK, ESCLATORS…
Lori Loud: STAY OUT OF HIS BEDROOM!!!
Patrick Star: Eels and Esclators!
Leni Loud: Halloween Fashion!
Squidward Tentacles: WHATEVER! I AM VERY TIRED AND THIS IS MY ONLY DAY OFF! I NEED MY SHUTEYE! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL OF YOU!!!
Patrick Star: Mo mo mo mo.
Leni Loud: Sp sp sp sp.
Squidward Tentacles: WHAT ARE YOU TWO BABBLING ON ABOUT NOW?!
Patrick Star: Mo mo mo mo.
Leni Loud: Sp sp sp sp.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
Lincoln Loud: Leni?
Patrick Star: Mo mo, MONSTER!!!
Leni Loud: Sp sp, SPIDER!!!
Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *runs* through the wall crying in terror believing Squidward was a monster with that extra crankiness*
SpongeBob SquarePants: MONSTER?!
Lincoln Loud: *screams*
SpongeBob and Lincoln *runs out screaming as well*
Squidward Tentacles: UGH, finally some peace.
Lori Loud: Whatever.
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The Next Day
It is the day before Halloween and Squidward is decorating his house.
Squidward Tentacles: SPONGEBOB!!! LINCOLN!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *opens the door*
Squidward Tentacles: Why isn't It SpongeBob and Lincoln. What do you want now?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Do we want to come to your Halloween Party tomorrow?
Lori Loud: No! Why would you guys come to me-
Leni Loud: Hey guys, check out my fashion costume.
Patrick Star: *interrupts* OH OH OH! A Halloween party? Can I come to your house?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes you can come to my house. We are best friends, remember?
Patrick Star: Uuhhhh...
flashback showing SpongeBob, Patrick Lincoln and Leni meeting.
flashes back to present day
Patrick Star: ...yes!
SpongeBob SquarePants: See you tomorrow!
Time card reading "On Halloween Night"
French Narrator: On Halloween Night
Shows Squidward's house with lots of guests in
Luna Loud: Alright folks, it's time for Squidward's party to really start! It's 9:00PM and LET'S GO PARTY!!!
Yellow Rectangle: Let's Party!!!
Red Rectangle: Me Too!
Lucy Loud: Everybody, this is Carrie.
Carrie Krueger: Hi
Little Miss Daredevil (Little Miss Ghostdevil): Hey Mr. Nervous. We're having fun at Squidward's party.
Mr. Nervous: *screams*
Little Miss Scary: *evil laughs* That was scary!
Lana and Lola Loud: Trick-or-treat!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey there, here, have some candy. *gives candy to Lana and Lola*
Lana and Lola Loud: Thanks, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your so welcome, Lana and Lola!
Tina Rex: Trick-or-treat, that gives you candy!
Banana Joe: Yeah!
Gaylord Robinson: What is going on!
Margaret Robinson: Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh Meh!
Fred the Fish: *bumps a table slightly and screams* MY LEG!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your leg shouldn't be hurting because your leg barely hit the table, so Squidward's gonna kick us out.
Squidward Tentacles: *ruins their VHS tape about 2 random people and kicks people out of my house*
Red Rectangle: It was Grandpa Master Lox, he stole everybody's candy.
Lincoln Loud: Alright, it was him!
Yellow Rectangle: Unless, they stole it.
Leni Loud: *cries*
French Narrator: And that's when Squidward kicked everyone out of the party and that's why Squidward never threw a party again!
Squidward Tentacles: *locks my house door*
Yellow Rectangle: *feels guilty* This is all my fault, Red! We got kicked out of his house!
Red Rectangle: Yeah, you're right, Halloween party is ruined!
All: We're doomed!
Luna Loud: I'm sorry dude, We just kicked out.
Lisa Loud: We're sorry, Halloween, is clearly ruined.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Gumball Watterson: Halloween is ruined.
Darwin Watterson: Yeah, I know.
Banana Joe: Suddenly, Halloween is ruined and Squidward kicked us out of his house. R.I.P Great Grandpa. Spending the life time.
Others: *leaves and goes to our own houses*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, wait.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *tries to stop them, but it was too late* We ruined Halloween!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *cries loudly*
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, what are we gonna do with our candy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry Lincoln, you, Lori and I are--
Lori Loud: Pass. *leaves*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, you and I are destroying that Grandpa and getting everybody's candy back.
Lincoln Loud: Good idea, SpongeBob.
The Flying Dutchman: Did somebody say candy?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We Did
The Flying Dutchman: So, you want candy, do ya? Well, do ya?!
Lincoln Loud: Yes, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.
The Flying Dutchman: Then you guys have come to the right flying ghost, kid. You guys are looking at the first place winner in the fancy knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Hooray!
The Flying Dutchman: Well, here's do the trick. now come with me to my ship.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, let's go! *grabs Lincoln*
At The Flying Dutchman's ship.
The Flying Dutchman: Well, you see, this is my ship. I'll show ya. *turns into candy corn* A candy corn! *turns into chocolatey bar* A chocolatey bar! *turns into an orange flavor candy* An orange flavor candy. *turns back to normal*
Lincoln Loud: This is awesome!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cool!
The Flying Dutchman: That's great, hit it ghosts!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs* That tickled!
Just then, several ghostly pirates appeared, laughing manically at SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Lincoln is completely horrified while SpongeBob remains smiling, still thinking it's funny.
Flying Dutchman's Ghost Pirate: Hang on to your bloomers, SpongeBob! It's going to be a bumpy fright! *laughs*
The ghosts continue to laugh. Lincoln is clinging onto SpongeBob as the cart takes them to a skull-shaped door. SpongeBob yells excitedly while Lincoln closes his helmet. The cart plows through the doors and drives across the tracks. The Flying Dutchman is playing the organ and his pirate ghost sing a little ghostly tune.
Flying Dutchman's Ghost Pirates: *sings* ♪When you hear the lonesome ring of horror that bring the spirits singing, soon your spine is tingling and there's just one thing to say, ahh! *eyeballs open up in the darkness* Eyeballs in the dark dilating, now your heart is palpitating, and there's only just one thought that you can convey on Halloween. *all scream* Terror all around you! You can't get away! We take pride in making sure you have a frightful stay. *the cart drives on a haunted table* Join the wretched chorus in the nightmare play, and remember it's all you can scream at the ghost villains.♪
Ghosts monsters wail and moan in a scary fashion. Lincoln is really scared, but SpongeBob laughs, still thinking it's funny. The cart drives around a few loops as a three-headed horse skeleton pops out and neighs. The dragon skeleton pops out and shrieks. Another skull-shaped door opens and lets the cart drive through.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh…
The cart stops in the middle of what appears to be a pin the ball game machine.
Flying Dutchman's Ghost Pirates: ♪It's Halloween! It's Halloween! It's Halloween! Terror all around you and we've just begun. *a monster hand pulls the lever and activates the machine* It's Halloween! It's Halloween! It's Halloween! You'll be trembling helpless lump of fear when we are done. It's Halloween! It's Halloween! It's Halloween! and you can scream about Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Ahh! *the machine flings SpongeBob and Lincoln into a cannon and is shot in midair filled with ghosts* Surrender to the horrifying phantom freaks who death-defying stunts of fearful madness startle with a shocking interjection from which there is no protection! It's Halloween! *all wail* Boo!♪ *scares them*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *screams*
The cart falls through the floor.
The Flying Dutchman: *leans over to hear* Alright, you two, time to go, and give everybody's candy back.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: Hooray! We made it!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughs*
The Flying Dutchman: *screams*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *captures The Flying Dutchman* Well, Well, Well, it isn't Lincoln and SpongeBob, that's why I stole candy from everybody, by an evil adult.
Father (KND): *claps*
Delightful Children from Down The Lane: Father!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *gasps* Father!
Father (KND): My evil adults! Welcome to villains Halloween party, and we must *with flames* DESTROY BOTH OF YOU! *without flames* He stole everybody's candy and candy is ours!
Delightful Children from Down The Lane: Yeah, Grandpa, seize them!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *tries to capture SpongeBob and Lincoln*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, this is final good bye!
Lincoln Loud: Me Too!
Patrick Star: YAAAAAAA! *punches Father*
Father (KND): *with flames, shoots Patrick with fireball*
Patrick Star: *screams*
Father (KND): I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU ALL! I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!
Lori Loud (captured): Somebody help!
Others (captured): Help us!
Squidward Tentacles: *screams*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *captures Squidward*
SpongeBob SquarePants: No, not Squidward!
Lincoln Loud: Right!
Patrick Star: NOT SO FAST! I GOT A VACCUM CLEANER! YAAAAAAAAA! *tries to capture Grandpa Master Lox, but it explodes* Tartar sauce!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *points at Grandpa Master Lox* PATRICK, LOOK OUT!
Patrick Star: Huh, *screams, then sprays water at Father*
Father (KND): WATER! IT BURNS! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
Delightful Children from Down The Lane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Father! *cries*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, Patrick, Way to g-- Huh!
Patrick Star: *gets captured* Help me, Guys!
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, Patrick got captured by Grandpa Master Lox too!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Me too!
Leni Loud: *to Grandpa Master Lox* HEY, LEAVE THEM ALONE!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Huh?
Leni Loud: GIVE EVERYBODY SOME CANDY BACK OR ELSE!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: SHUT UP! *zaps Leni with my hands*
Leni Loud: *screams*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *FIGHTS GRANDPA MASTER LOX*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *screams*
Carrie Krueger: Guys, spell out the wish!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *screams*
SpongeBob SquarePants: We wish Grandpa Master Lox was captured!
Carrie Krueger: Okay!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *screams and falls in hell*
Squidward Tentacles: I'm free!
Others: Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *steals candy from Grandpa Master Lox*
In Hell
Father (KND) (Captured): I hate everyone!
Time card reading "Later in SpongeBob's Halloween Party"
French Narrator: Later in SpongeBob's Halloween Party
In SpongeBob's house
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright guys, it's time for my party to really start! It's 9:00PM and LET'S GO PARTY!!!
Yellow Rectangle: Let's Party!!!
Red Rectangle: Me Too!
Lucy Loud and Carrie Krueger: Hey guys *scares SpongeBob and Lincoln*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: GAH! Hey guys!
Lucy Loud: I'm sorry you guys, I'll give you candy. *gives candy to SpongeBob and Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Lucy!
Lucy Loud: Your welcome, Lincoln!
Little Miss Daredevil (Little Miss Ghostdevil): Hey, Mr. Nervous.
The Flying Dutchman: Hey, SpongeBob and Lincoln.
Flying Dutchman's Ghost Pirate: How's it going?
Mr. Nervous: GHOSTS! *SCREAMS, THEN GETS OUT OF SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE AND RUNS AWAY*
Little Miss Scary: *evil laughs* I see ghosts!
SpongeBob SquarePants: It was good, Happy Halloween!
Lana and Lola Loud: Trick-or-treat!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey there, here, have some candy. *gives candy to Lana and Lola*
Lana and Lola Loud: Thanks, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your so welcome, Lana and Lola!
Lana and Lola Loud: Happy Halloween!
Dave the Fish: Trick-or-treat!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *gives candy to Dave*
Dave the Fish: Thanks!
Rocky Robinson: Trick-or-treat!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *gives candy to Rocky*
Rocky Robinson: Thank you, guys!
Fanbot the Robot: Trick-or-treat!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *gives candy to Fanbot*
Fanbot the Robot: Oh my god, Thanks!
Fred the Fish: *bumps a table slightly and screams* MY LEG!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your leg shouldn't be hurting because your leg barely hit the table.
Mr. Krabs: Who wants Krabby Patties?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Me!
Lisa Loud: Me!
All: We do!
Clyde McBride: Hey Lincoln and SpongeBob.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Clyde.
Lori Loud: Clyde?
Clyde McBride: *my nose bleeds* Abort! Abort! System shutting down!
Squidward Tentacles: *laughs*
Leni Loud: Hey guys, check out my new fashion costume.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cool, *eats Krabby Patty* You know what, Lincoln, my party is the best, Happy Halloween!
Lincoln Loud: Happy Halloween, SpongeBob!
The Flying Dutchman: Happy Halloween, Everybody!
Little Miss Daredevil (Little Miss Ghostdevil): WOOHOO!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* I HATE HALLOWEEN!
Plankton and Lord Master Lox: *screams* HELP US!
Monster: *roars*
French Narrator: And so, everybody is in SpongeBob's house Halloween party, Happy Halloween Everybody! The end!
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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