Eric cartman

Eric cartman is a stupid bitch ass motherfucker and is the inbreed of Adolf Hitler and Osama bin laden that was left in a alt-right house and deserves all the karma he gets. luckily for the world, Mr noob always brutally tortures and murders him every chance he gets.
== list of crimes the dumb fat pig has committed ==
Hate crimes
Mass murder
Prostitution
Mutilation
Indecent exposure
Harassment
Crimes against humanity
Vandalism
Property damage
Enforced cannibalism
Cannibalism (unintentionally)
Shoplifting
Attempted genocide
Terrorism
Assault and battery
Breaking and entering
Theft
Fraud
Rape
Torture
Psychological abuse
Incrimination
Blackmail
Corpse desecration
Mass kidnapping
Treason
Enforced suicide
Hijacking
Animal cruelty
Zoophilia
Extortion
Stalking
Smuggling
Arson
Attempted bribery
Conspiracy
Infringement
Attempted global domination
Attempted matricide
Patricide
Graverobbing
War crimes
Trespassing
Embezzlement
Underage/hit-and-run machinery operation
False imprisonment
Slander
Underage pornography
== Trivia ==
if you see him on the street, don't be afraid to run him over. If you don't own a car, beat him up with a wrench instead.
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