Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely hits Lieutenant LaMaise in his head with a rocket and gets grounded

=== Cast ===
Keisha Gravely-Kate
Tayshawn Gravely-Alan
Lieutenant LaMaise-Wiseguy
Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas
Gus Griswald-David/Evil Genius/Zack
Cornchip Girl-Kayla
Tina-Kimberly
TJ Detweiler-Eric
Ashley Spinelli-Julie
Mikey Blumberg-Joey
Vince LaSalle-Paul
Gretchen Grundler-Amy
=== Transcript ===
At the Village, Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely were very mad about Lieutenant LaMaise
Keisha: Man We hate Lieutenant LaMaise
Tayshawn: Yeah! He always gets Tina to ground us, Pierre Webster, Philip Dawson, Marcus Novikov and our friends to ground us!
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely had a naughty plan.
Keisha: Hey Tayshawn, I have an idea, We are going to hit Lieutenant LaMaise in the head with a rocket! Hahahahahahaha! 
Tayshawn: That’s a great idea, but first, We need to sneak off to the junkyard to get some parts for the missile launcher! 
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely went off to the junkyard, and then they arrived at the junkyard. Later, Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely entered the junkyard and they were looking at the junk. Then they saw a big box that said 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. 
Keisha: Huh?
Then Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely read the sign on the box.
Tayshawn: 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. Wow! It looks like today is our lucky day! This is exactly what we need! We will take it! 
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely picked up a box and they was ready to construct a missile launcher. 
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely began to construct the missile launcher by using some tools. Soon, Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely had constructed a missile launcher! 
Keisha: Yay! The DIY Logic allowed us to build the missile launcher almost instantly! 
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely picked up the missile launcher, and they left the junkyard. 
Tayshawn: Now to find Lieutenant LaMaise!
Then Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely went off to find Lieutenant LaMaise. Then they saw Lieutenant LaMaise talking to Lieutenant Griswald. 
Lieutenant LaMaise: You know, Sherman. The Titanic was sanked at the year of 1912.
Lieutenant Griswald: I know! It’s sad that the passengers died.
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely used the missile launcher and they targeted Lieutenant LaMaise's head. 
Keisha: Okay! Time to launch the rocket from its launcher to hit that n**** in the head! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Tayshawn: Okay! in 3, 2, 1! Blast off! 
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely launched a rocket from the launcher. The rocket went out of control.
Lieutenant Griswald: LUKE, WATCH OUT! BEHIND YOU!
Lieutenant LaMaise: Huh?
But it was too late, the rocket struck Lieutenant LaMaise in the head. He started screaming.
Lieutenant LaMaise: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Lieutenant LaMaise collapsed to the ground, and he was dead. Blood spilt all over the floor.
Lieutenant Griswald: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Keisha: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now that's more I like it! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! 
Tayshawn: Yeah! Take that n****!
Suddenly, Gus Griswald rushed in.
Gus Griswald: What is going on here, dad?!
Lieutenant Griswald: The rocket flew and hit Lieutenant LaMaise in his head! Look! Lieutenant LaMaise’s on the ground!
Gus Griswald saw Lieutenant LaMaise on the ground. He was horrified. He screamed in horror.
Gus Griswald: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh no! How did the rocket get in Lieutenant LaMaise’s head?!
Keisha: Yay! We hit Lieutenant LaMaise in the head with a rocket!
Tayshawn: Yeah! Lieutenant LaMaise is a n**** anyway!
Lieutenant Griswald and Gus Griswald were very angry.
Gus Griswald: Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely, how dare you hit my girlfriend’s dad in the head with a rocket!?
Lieutenant Griswald: What's on your hand?
Keisha: Eh, me and Tayshawn Gravely went to the junkyard to make a missile launcher, and We brought it here to launch a rocket to hit Lieutenant LaMaise in the head with it!
Gus Griswald: Ooooooooooooooh! Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely, I can't believe you two killed my girlfriend’s dad by hitting him in his head with a rocket! That's it, I will take you home and tell Tina about this!
Then Lieutenant LaMaise picked himself up on the floor, and he was howling like a zombie. 
Lieutenant LaMaise: Brain! Brain! Brain!
Tayshawn Gravely picked up a branch.
Tayshawn: Shut up!
Tayshawn Gravely hit Lieutenant LaMaise in his face and knocked him out. Lieutenant LaMaise was on the floor again. 
Gus Griswald: Oh no! Lieutenant LaMaise is hurt! I can't believe you guys injured him on purpose!
Lieutenant Griswald: That's it, I will pull the rocket out of Lieutenant LaMaise's head!
Gus Griswald: NO, DAD, DON'T!
But it was too late, Lieutenant Griswald pulled the rocket out of Lieutenant LaMaise's head. SPLASH! Blood splashed all over Lieutenant Griswald and his son. This was the last straw for them! They were livid!
Lieutenant Griswald and Gus Griswald: HOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Gus Griswald: MY POOR GIRLFRIEND’S DAD! NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED!
Lieutenant Griswald: AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, HORRID PARENTS OF LAMAR GRAVELY!
Lieutenant Griswald and Gus Griswald: HOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Lieutenant Griswald: I'M GOING TO PUT THE ROCKET BACK IN LIEUTENANT LAMAISE'S HEAD BEFORE THE AMBULANCE ARRIVES!
Lieutenant Griswald angrily put the rocket back in Gus Griswald's head. Just then, Cornchip Girl rushed in.
Cornchip Girl: What is going on, Lieutenant Griswald and Gus Griswald?! Lieutenant Griswald and Gus Griswald, why are you two so angry?
Gus Griswald: Well, you're going to be extremely angry when I say this!
Lieutenant Griswald: Those horrid parents of Lamar Gravely named Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely hit Lieutenant LaMaise in his head with a rocket!
Cornchip Girl: Really?
Cornchip Girl scowled at Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely.
Cornchip Girl: Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely, how dare you hit my dad in his head with a rocket?! That's it, you're in big trouble!
Lieutenant Griswald: Gus, you and Cornchip Girl go call the ambulance to take Albert Burns to the hospital while I take those horrid parents of Lamar Gravely back to the mental people’s home!
Gus Griswald: With pleasure!
Lieutenant Griswald glared at Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely
Lieutenant Griswald: I'm taking you two home and tell Tina about this!
Lieutenant Griswald sent Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely home in disgrace. Back at the mental people’s home, Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely was sitting on a couch, crying, and Tina was dismayed.
Tina: Oh no! Not those horrid parents of Lamar Gravely again! What did they done this time?
Lieutenant Griswald: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Tina! Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely just made a missile launcher and shot my friend Lieutenant LaMaise in the head with a rocket. And now he's in medical injuries, a brain injury, and fractured skull bits! His hospital bill is 300 dollars! So you have to pay for his bill because of him!
Tina was livid. 
Tina: Oh (20x)! Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely, how dare you hit Lieutenant LaMaise in the head with a rocket! Where did you get the idea from?
Keisha: Eh, I got the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series, and We just wanted Lieutenant LaMaise to be like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series, so he will be a half-faced cyborg like N Gin. 
Tayshawn: That's why me and Keisha Gravely have to hit Lieutenant LaMaise in his head with a rocket so he can be like N. Gin. 
Tina: Right, that's it! I'm very disappointed in you for getting the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series to make Lieutenant LaMaise be like N Gin. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now Lieutenant LaMaise needs a plastic head surgery, thanks to you! Now we have to pay the hospital bill, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded indefinitely with no TV, no computer, and no video games indefinitely! Go back to your dormitory right now and think about what you two have done to poor Lieutenant LaMaise!
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely went back to their dormitory, crying.
Keisha and Tayshawn Gravely: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That evening, in the hospital, Lieutenant LaMaise woke up in a ward, and he had a robotic right side of his head with a rocket in it. His daughter Cornchip Girl, Lieutenant Griswald, Gus Griswald, TJ Detweiler, Ashley Spinelli, Vince LaSalle, Gretchen Grundler and Mikey Blumberg came for a visit.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Where am I?
TJ Detweiler: You're in the hospital.
Ashley Spinelli: Yeah, the surgeon had saved your life.
Mikey Blumberg: I think you got a new cybernetic look now.
Lieutenant Griswald: Can you show yourself in the mirror?
Gus Griswald: You got a rocket in your head.
Cornchip Girl: Yeah, it's now reconstructed as a cyber life support system.
Lieutenant LaMaise: What? Me? Really?
Cornchip Girl: Yes daddy.
Lieutenant LaMaise picked up a mirror, and he showed himself in it.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Hey! I've got a robotic part of my head, and now I've got a rocket in it.
Vince LaSalle: Yes! You're now a cyborg.
Lieutenant Griswald: Listen carefully, Luke. If you get angry or stressed too much.
Gretchen Grundler: The rocket will activate and it will leave you a severe headache.
Gus Griswald: I agree with my dad. Don't get too riled, okay?
Lieutenant LaMaise: Okay. Where is my original right side of my head?
TJ Detweiler: The surgeon has amputated it and replaced it with a robotic one.
Ashley Spinelli: And the original one is in the body part shelf now. It's for safekeeping.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Does this mean I'm a cyborg permanently? And half-robot permanently?
Gus Griswald: That's right! You're now a cyborg!
Lieutenant LaMaise: Right! I will go and get revenge on those two evil clones and teach him a lesson!
Cornchip Girl: Woah woah, not yet!
Lieutenant Griswald: Not until you're ready to come out of the hospital! Also, let Tina handle this.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Right! Thanks for visiting me Sherman, Gus, Theresa, TJ, Ashley, Mikey, Vince and Gretchen!
Gretchen Grundler: You're welcome!
So TJ Detweiler, Ashley Spinelli, Mikey Blumberg, Vince LaSalle, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Griswald and Cornchip Girl left.
Lieutenant Griswald: Luke, just stay in the hospital until you're ready!
Lieutenant Griswald walked away.
Lieutenant LaMaise: Don't worry, I can stay here and relax here!
So Lieutenant LaMaise began to relax.
Category:Grounded Stuff