What the fuck

What the fuck is the second episode of It's a Tomodachi Life. It was released on October 2, 2022.
== Plot ==
=== September 30, 2022 ===
Kenneth and Prim become friends.300px|center
Paige wants to be friends with Chris Chan for some reason. Somehow they hit it off.300px|center300px|center
Scott the Woz goes to the observation tower.300px|center
Arsé presents the evening Mii News Report. CrazySponge is having a dance-a-thon.300px|center300px|center300px|center
Zoltan’s Mum comments that she is “very worried”.
Jess’ lookalike visits Paige.300px|center
Prim and Stringfellow go on a car ride together.300px|center
…nevermind, it was just one of Zoltan’s Mum’s dreams.300px|center
Stringfellow gets a beauty kit and becomes friends with Paige.300px|center
FireMatch/Liz joins the apartment complex as Pen Island’s tenth islander.300px|center300px|center300px|center300px|center
The Popularity Ranking is unlocked. Scott the Woz remarks that he is “going to make more friends than anybody else!”300px|center
Jess' lookalike is top of the Popularity Ranking (let’s fucking go).300px|center
Paige then gets the Granolavirus, but is treated with medicine and luckily quickly recovers.300px|center
Paige then visits Stringfellow’s apartment.300px|center
Jess’ game then crashes. Paige and Stringfellow are no longer friends but virtually everything else is restored.
Fred Figglehorn also moves onto the island because why not.300px|center
=== October 1 ===
Paige presents a news report about a gymnastics team led by Aidan achieving a new world record.300px|center
Paige then becomes friends with Arsé.300px|center
Liz begs Jess for £30.300px|center
The game then fucking crashes again.
After Jess reloads the game, Scott the Woz opens up a massaging business using strawberries.300px|center
Unrelated to the strawberry massages, Golfpecks joins the island.300px|center
He buys a business suit and “loves it”.300px|center
Jess’ lookalike and Paige visit the observation tower.300px|center
Chris Chan wants to play.300px|center
They beat Jess in a game of toy wrestling.300px|center
Prim and Stringfellow hang out at the fountain.300px|center
Later, Ken Stringfellow sends an anonymous letter to Aidan telling him to meet him on the roof of the apartment complex.300px|center300px|center300px|center300px|center300px|center
Aidan buys himself a new room to distract himself from whatever the fuck that was.300px|center
Stringfellow also gets some new clothes.300px|center
He celebrates by singing the blues.300px|center300px|center300px|center
Meanwhile, this happens.300px|center300px|center300px|center
Stringfellow and Zoltan’s Mum then become friends (I hope this doesn’t later lead to a bigger relationship).300px|center
Chris Chan and Aidan then hang out.300px|center
Chris Chan then decides to set Aidan and Paige up on a date together. Jess contemplates letting Chris even do this, but a Discord bot tells her to let it happen so uhhhh…300px|center300px|center300px|center300px|center
For whatever fucking reason the set-up works and Aidan and Paige are now dating.300px|center300px|center
Jess is terrified and decides to turn the game off.
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