First Weeaboo War

The First Weeaboo War was a conflict fought between the GRUF forces of Gruganda and the invading Weeaboo Horde. Beginning in 2035 AMS and ending in 2038 AMS, the conflict was the second most violent war in Under-the-Dome's history, due in large part to the scale of both side's armies, and the the bloody, guerrilla nature of the war's later clashes. Many historians consider this conflict to be the start of the "Age of Kings", a time spanning until after the Racism War defined by the participation of "Kings of New Eden" in world affairs. 
== Prelude ==
In 1700 AMS, an massive nation of Weeaboos crash landed their evacuation spaceship in the nation of Japan, where the subsequetly forced out the native population. As most survivors fled into Ionia, the Weeaboo Horde re-names their new home “Neo-Japan.” Though it would not become clear until the Second Weeaboo War, the Weeaboo Horde was fleeing the awakening of their dark God, Joey the Great One, a powerful Foruth Ager. Though the Weebs worshiped Joey, they also feared him in equal measure, and sought to start over in the "promised land" they had heard so much about through anime. Most of the Japanese who did not escape to Ionia were transformed into weeaboos using the Wasabi-fel, a powerful substance harvested from plants tainted with the Great One's essence by LMAOZedong. After their new homeland had been sufficiently settled, Weeaboo Warcheif LMAOZedong pushed to expand further outwards, and began to build up a massive army.
Meanwhile, Gruganda was entering a period of slow growth. In around 1000 AMS they had pushed back Norwegian forces which had previously colonized their land, and by 2000 AMS they had solidified their borders to the point that Shurima and Ionia no longer tried to annex parts of their country. New Eden, however, continued to harass Gruganda, and shortly before the war, sent CIA and RUF soldiers into the nation to kill political dissidents New Eden had deemed "too extreme." At the time of the war, R.J Macready was Amin of Gruganda, and his young son, Prince R.Jude Macready, was training to one one day take over as king. 
== Initial Conflict ==
Neo-Japan, hoping to spread out into even more land and create even more loyal Weeaboos, set up plans to invade mainland Under-the-Dome. They briefly considered attacking Ionia, but scouts reported those "baka-gaijin" were too advanced, and so the weaker nation of Gruganda was chosen instead. On one fateful night in early 2035 AMS the Weeaboo horde launched thousands of small transport rockets into Gruganda, each carrying hundreds of loyal soldiers, and massive crates of CupNoodles and Faygo. Some cities, like Howepous, Banjo City, and Vardos fell very quickly, as they didn't even have time to register what was happening. Meanwhile, larger cities like Imperial Woodberry and Yongyea resisted this first wave, and rapidly began to mobilize forces. The New Eden loyal city-state of Diamond City closed of it's borders to Weebs and Grugandans alike, while the Ringed City was passed over completely, at least at first. 
Over the next few weeks, reinforcement Weeaboos carrying more weapons and food supplies made landfall on the eastern coast, hoping to reinforce the advanced troops. Here, the Weeaboos began to see the flaws in their attack plan: while OPERATION: DEATH NOTE had caught Gruganda off guard using their super duper spaceship attack, their captured cities were too far inland to reach easily, and the main port of Yongyea was holding strong. As scattered Weeb groups made their way inland, the bulk of the forces began to siege Yongyea, hoping to clear the way for future amphibious assaults. Meanwhile, the Weeaboo sword art online commandos began to fortify Vardos as their capitol city, setting up multiple storehouses of supplies for future use. Grugandans in these occupied cities evacuated in massive numbers, though those that were left behind were converted to Weeaboos using Wasabi-fel. To the Weeaboo's frustration, however, they could not grow any new Wasabi-fel due to a lack of understanding of Gruganda's climate and also basic farming, so they were forced to rely on what they'd already brought. Concerned, LMAOZedong began to revise his plans. 
The Grugandan government, however, did not know any of this. Assuming the Weeaboos would continue to pour in, R.J. Macready ordered his three main armies and their generals to dig in and prepare to defend every city they could, while smaller teams of GRUF soldiers harassed Weeaboo units wherever they saw them. By the time the war's first month had passed, almost 5% of Gruganda's population was dead, or transformed into a Weeaboo. 
By 2036 AMS, however, it seemed the Weeaboo assault had slowed: while much of Gruganda was occupied by the invaders, the two largest cities, Yongyea and Imperial Woodberry, stood defiant. After running down their supplies, the Weebs surrounding Yongyea pulled away from the city, as they had begun to starve. Unsure as to how the city under siege was actually better supplied than the attackers, Field Marshal Rick Grimes XXIII and the First Army he commanded decided to chase down the Weebs, following them into a valley just outside the city limits. This was a trap: while the Weeaboos were indeed starving, their commander, White Gendo Akari, had denied them re-supplies from Neo-Japan in order to make them bloodlusted. As the 1st Army entered the canyon, insane weeaboos screaming about Kill La Kill and Dragon Maid fell upon the army: of the 25,000 Grugandans in the 1st Army, only around two hundred and seventy managed to escape. Overjoyed, the Weebs then rushed into Yongyea, eating all of the food and ransacking the city. When R.J. Macready heard of this defeat, he reportedly banged his head into a wall, screaming "Rick Grimes XXIII, give me back my army!" This moment was a game changer for the Weeaboos: as they now controlled the east coast, more supplies and soldiers could be shipped in. 
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