Uncle Ian

"Your song is really good, Dave." -Uncle Ian
Ian Hawke (known formally as Uncle Ian) is an American record producer for Jett Records and pelican mascot for Uncle Ian Industries. He is very rich, however lost everything with his one mistake.
== History/Career ==
=== When Dave Seville's song is actually good... ===
Uncle Ian listened to Dave Seville's really great song and told him that his song is really great. Dave was able to sign a deal making him rich and the company millions.
=== When Dave Seville's song is actually bad... ===
Uncle Ian listened to Dave Seville's really bad song and told him that his song is really terrible. Dave responds by killing Uncle Ian and stealing the muffins, making a narrow escape out the elevator.
=== The Crispmunks ===
Uncle Ian propelled the Chipmunks to stardom making him millions and the Chipmunks millions. Unfortuately, they didn't want riches. So they filled Japanese talking Alvin doll with mustard gas and killed Uncle Ian.
=== The Chippettes. Uh huh. ===
Uncle Ian propelled the Chippettes to stardom making him millions and the Chippettes millions. Unfortuately, they didn't want riches. So they filled Parachute with mustard gas and killed Uncle Ian.
=== The Chipwreck ===
Uncle Ian worked as a pelican for years after the incident. Uncle Ian saved the Chipmunks and the Chippettes making him a good person and the Chipmunks and the Chippettes saved. Unfortuately, they didn't want to be saved. So they filled pelican costume with mustard gas and killed Uncle Ian.
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