Who Gives A Piss-ometer

The "Who Gives A Piss-ometer" is a machine made by Nicolas Dummkopf Sphynx in 1986. Ironically, he was ranked Almost Nobody on his own machine. Below is a list of people ranked from "Everyone Gives A Piss" to "Who Gives A Piss"
== Ranked People ==
* Big Floppa - Everyone Gives A Piss (was originally ranked as "Who Gives A Piss," it was just the machine malfunctioning, however, one of the testers smacked it with a baseball bat 10 times. He was fired.)
* Sogga (character) - A Ton Of People Give A Piss
* Baweley - Most People Would Give A Piss
* Justin - Most People Would Give A Piss
* All of the Soda Cats - Most People Would Give A Piss
* Bella - Half Of The Population Would Probably Give A Piss
* Bingus - I Don't Think Most People Would Give A Piss, But Who Knows (this was not an intended response, and it caused one person to have a heart attack)
* Greybus - Only A Few People Would Give A Piss
* Nicolas Dummkopf Sphynx - Almost Nobody Would Give A Piss
* You. - Who Gives A Piss?
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