The War of the Simpsons/Quotes

:Barney: (to Patty) Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau [burp] tiful!
:(She sprays him in the eyes with Mace)
:Barney: Oh, ow, hey! [burp] [cough] Is that a new kind of Mace? It's really painful!
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:Bait Shop Clerk: Yep, "General Sherman". They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
:Customer: And, uh, no one's ever caught him?
:Bait Shop Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell...
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:Homer: Mmmm, Horse Doovers...
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:Marge: Oh, my. Where are we supposed to get a sitter on such short notice?
:Homer: Oh, dear! If we can't find a babysitter, we can't go! What a kick in the teeth.
:Bart: What do you need a babysitter for? I'm almost ten-and-a-half.
:Lisa: Mom, you wouldn't dare!
:Bart: Don't take that tone with me, young lady, or I'll give you a taste of the back of me hand.
:Homer: No, you don't!
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:Homer: Go ahead, General Sherman! Foist your strength, you big ugly catfish! I got a skillet and a stick of butter with your name on it!
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