Fantastic.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Hey man, when in Rome. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	I look so good in this shit, I want you to call me Fucking Spectacular from now on. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Well look who it is! Fantastic's little helper, all grown up. Following in his master's footsteps. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Guess who got promoted to goddamn dam god? The cream always rises to the top, and Fantastic always rises to the top of the cream. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What the fuck, man? Are you loco? {Talking to a psychotic person who murdered a bunch of people just now.} 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	You just killed my paycheck. 	
 	GREETING 	Fear 30 	Who the hell are you? They bring you in to replace me? They're replacing me, aren't they? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Yo. 	
 	[Attack] You won't need to worry about bills where you're going. 	Anger 50 	Newsflash. Fantastic is irreplaceable. 	
 	I sent power to McCarran and the Strip. 	Neutral 50 	Whoa, really? Ho, shit! I knew I could do it. Those NCR pricks can all get on their knees and worship at the altar of fucking Fantastic! 	
 	I sent power to McCarran and the Strip. 	Neutral 50 	But don't worry, I'll tell them what you did for me, man. Not all of it, though. They'd think I was an idiot. But some of it. 	
 	I sent power to McCarran and the Strip. 	Neutral 50 	Keep at it, man. One day you could end up where I am. You never know. 	
 	That's right. I'm here for your job. 	Neutral 50 	Ah, shit. Shit, man. I need this. Gotta pay the bills. And I'm addicted to a lot of different kinds of chems. I mean a lot. 	
 	That's right. I'm here for your job. 	Neutral 50 	Ah, shit, man. You're direct, you're no-nonsense. How am I supposed to compete with that? I gotta pay these chem bills. 	
 	How did you get this job? 	Happy 50 	It was easy, man. They were going door to door asking if anyone knew any scientists. I said look no further. 	
 	How did you get this job? 	Neutral 50 	They asked me if I knew anything about power plants. I said as much as anyone I'd ever met. 	
 	How did you get this job? 	Neutral 50 	They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard. 	
 	I am now. 	Neutral 50 	Well hey, if you find yourself up at the mainframe, do yourself a favor and make sure you send the power to the right place. 	
 	I am now. 	Neutral 50 	It needs to go to the Strip and McCarran. 	
 	What job do you have here? 	Happy 50 	What else? I'm in charge. This whole operation depends on me. No Fantastic, no power. Got the whole NCR suckling my teats, and it feels so good. 	
 	So you have no idea what you're doing. 	Neutral 50 	No, man. I know exactly what I'm doing. I just don't know what effect it's going to have. 	
 	So you have no idea what you're doing. 	Neutral 50 	Over there controls power in this building. That station has readouts on the computer network. 	
 	So you have no idea what you're doing. 	Neutral 50 	That big knob there makes a crazy noise. Sparks come out of that slot if you put stuff in it. And I'm learning more every day. 	
 	No. 	Neutral 50 	Ah well. Guess I'll have to wait for the next curious sucker. 	
 	You pay me a stack of caps right now and I'll forget you have my job.	Neutral 50 	[SUCCEEDED] Aw, man. How am I supposed to buy chems now? Fine. Here. 	
 	You pay me a stack of caps right now and I'll forget you have my job.	Neutral 50 	[FAILED] Ha! You had me going for a second there. Then I remembered that there's only one Fantastic. I'm king of this dump. 	
 	How would someone retarget the mirrors? 	Neutral 50 	There's these two terminals outside. They control the mirrors. I tried fooling with them but didn't get very far. 	
 	How would someone retarget the mirrors? 	Neutral 50 	You'd have to get them to talk to the mainframe up in the tower, then do the rest from up there. I'm guessing. But it sounds good, right? 	
 	How would someone retarget the mirrors? 	Surprise 35	Hey, you're not thinking of going up there, are you? 	
Settle down. I'm not here to replace anyone.	Actually I'm not here to replace you. 	Neutral 50 	Damn right, you're not. Goddamn right. Why would they? You can't top this guy. Just a little more time. You can't keep Fantastic down for long. 	
Settle down. I'm not here to replace anyone.	Settle down. I'm not here to replace anyone. 	Neutral 50 	Damn right, you're not. Goddamn right. Why would they? You can't top this guy. Just a little more time. You can't keep Fantastic down for long. 	
 	Why should the power go to the Strip and McCarran? 	Neutral 50 	Because I get paid, that's why. Per kilowatt-hour, whatever the hell that is. That's where the NCR wants the power, so that's where I want it. 	
 	Why should the power go to the Strip and McCarran? 	Neutral 50 	But you know, you do that, maybe I put in a good word for you with them. Fantastic's little helper. There's a reputation you can hang your hat on. 	
 	Fantastic? What are you doing here? 	Neutral 50 	What's it look like, man? I'm fucking king of the NCR. Caesar's Legion has Caesar, the NCR's got Fantastic. It's Fantastic's NCR now. 	
 	Fantastic? What are you doing here? 	Neutral 50 	This whole war's about power, man. Caesar wants it. NCR wants it. Fantastic's got it. 	
 	Fantastic? What are you doing here? 	Neutral 50 	After I fixed HELIOS One and basically saved the NCR from the dumbshits who run it, I got myself a little promotion. Now I run the whole shebang. 	
 	Get this straight. You're not my master. 	Neutral 50 	Whoa, hey. All right, man. It's cool. Who said anything about being your master? 	
 	Get this straight. You're not my master. 	Neutral 50 	I'm just the guy who tells you to do the stuff you do before you do it. 	
 	What are your responsibilities now? 	Neutral 50 	Man, what aren't my responsibilities? Dam overflow, dam underflow. Dam leakage. Sometimes the dam gets too big and I have to shrink it down. {Emph. "aren't"}	
 	What are your responsibilities now? 	Neutral 50 	People come to me to resolve their disputes with my wisdom. 	
 	What are your responsibilities now? 	Neutral 50 	Like, hey Fantastic, who gets to keep this doodad we found? Or, yo, Fantastic, when will you accept that you're the father of my child? It's crazy. 	
 	They put you in charge of Hoover Dam? 	Neutral 50 	They sure as shit did. I mean there's still formalities, like I have to run everything by Lawson before I do it. 	
 	They put you in charge of Hoover Dam? 	Neutral 50 	But do I ever do that? Is his name Fantastic? 	
 	So you have to do whatever Lawson tells you. 	Neutral 50 	No, man. That's just what I'm supposed to do. 	
 	So you have to do whatever Lawson tells you. 	Neutral 50 	But when he tells me to push the middle button to divert the intake, and the right button feels nicer when I touch it, I know where my loyalty is. 	
 	So you have to do whatever Lawson tells you. 	Neutral 50 	Man, I just don't know how an idiot like that gets put in charge of anything. 	
 	Is Ignacio dead over there? Did you kill him? 	Neutral 50 	Man, I don't even know. It's crazy. 	
 	You're with the Legion? 	Neutral 50 	Shh. You feel that? That's the winds of change, baby, and Fantastic's riding them with his magic angel wings. 	
 	You're with the Legion? 	Neutral 50 	They saw the shit I did for the NCR, how I carried them on my back, brought fire to the heathens. I wasn't gonna help them but they begged. 	
 	You're with the Legion? 	Neutral 50 	Well, somebody begged. Couldn't say who for sure. It's all a blur, you know? Chems, man. What a trip. 	
 	What will you do now? 	Neutral 50 	I'm working on some top secret shit I can't even tell you about, it's so mind-blowing. 	
 	What will you do now? 	Neutral 50 	But here's a little taste. You know how you can only collect sunlight during the day? What if you could make it daytime all the time? 	
 	What will you do now? 	Neutral 50 	Crazy, right? Or is it? I'm gonna find somebody smart and ask him that question, see what he says. It'll be fucking intense. 	
 	What are you trying to accomplish? 	Neutral 50 	Well, see, we're getting power, because the guy running this place is Fantastic. 	
 	What are you trying to accomplish? 	Neutral 50 	But the mirrors outside aren't aimed right, so we're running at one percent efficiency. And I guess that just isn't good enough for some assholes. 	
 	What are you trying to accomplish? 	Neutral 50 	Trouble is, most of the controls for this place aren't here - they're in the tower. 	
 	What are you trying to accomplish? 	Neutral 50 	And that place has some crazy Pre-War security system that the dumbshit NCR set off when they took over. Killed two guys. Now they won't go near it. 	
 	What are you trying to accomplish? 	Disgust 20 	They want me to make an omelet, but I can't break any of their eggs, know what I'm saying? 	
 	What exactly do you do? 	Neutral 50 	Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean. 	
 	What exactly do you do? 	Neutral 50 	Like one time I imagined they were a code to get into a vault full of naked women. Man, how cool would that be? 	
 	Why are you worried about being replaced? 	Surprise 30	Worried? Do I look worried to you? I've got this under control, baby. No one else can do what I do here. {In denial.} 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	Goodbye. 	Neutral 50	Here, you'll want this. It's the password to one of the terminals outside. Found it written on one of the stalls in the bathroom.	
 	Goodbye. 	Neutral 50	Adios, amigo. 	
 	Hello 	Neutral 50	Hey, man. 	
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