Alberti Fouo-Yat

Alberti Leonetessivich Fouo-Yat (who goes by Adelbert F. Leonetes) is a 21 year old Chilean man born in a U.S. Military base in Okinawa claiming to be the son of "Aldrolodosi-De-Erd Cai Fu-Yat", a niece of Pepino Fu-Yat and "Leonetes Poker Xuan", a man beaten to death in a soccer bar in Barcelona during the World Cup game. (no relation to Leonetes F. Bingo). 
He met Mr. Gay Russia 22 miles east of Santiago, Chile to continue the talks made between his cousin Pepino Amor-Yat made in the jungles of Argentina. After being informed of the slaughter they (Mr. G. Russia, Mr. Amor-Yat) took place in, they discussed the philosophical nature of the world and through logical reasoning, proved that Yakub is not real. This caused a massive explosion on the direct, other side of the world, in Shangluo City, China. 608,000 were confirmed dead . This is known as logical warfare, in which logic against Yakub is weaponized to attack targets on the antipode position of the Earth. According to an ancient text the two found in the Argentinian jungle, it speaks of a "Land of God" where this can be used to "create the Yakubian". 
Mr. Gay Russia and Alberti alongside his chaquieño Pepino Amor-Yat will now go on an amazing journey to find the "Land of God".