Racist EB: Daddy Issues

Racist EB: Daddy Issues is the seventh episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
 has got a little daddy issue. Nothing more, nothing less.
==Transcript==
[meanwhile at #hubba-bubba at luis_yt's discord crib, now simply titled “SpongeBob Fanon Wiki” - preferred the old name tbh]
jess: dm dm dm dm dm dm
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: dick munch dick munch dick munch
jess: tdm tdm tdm
[SB678] prohacker69: the dick munchers the dick munchers
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: tasty dick munch
[SB678] prohacker69: hg hg
jess: hi god hi god
[SB678] prohacker69: hella gay hella gay
>Ermagherd. CrazySponge's super Backup is here.
[CrazySponge] backup of backup: this is what happens when you need backups of your backup
[later at #sbfw-only - god, writing a Discord Crib episode is so damn hard!]
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: giving out a free writing position for the next episode of discord crib
jess: i wanna write 
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: k 
[in a direct message to @SpongeBot678]
jess: bot, im in need of a bit of help
SpongeBot678: no
jess: please
SpongeBot678: no
jess: but it’s urgent
SpongeBot678: no
jess: if u don’t help me, i’ll be exposed!
SpongeBot678: no
jess: i’ll tell everyone about dora
SpongeBot678: you wouldn’t dare
jess: i would
SpongeBot678: im still not helping
jess: fine
[one second later #hubba-bubba]
jess shut up, I'm trying to write the new discord crib
[SB678] prohacker69: k
[CrazySponge] new account: AM I IN IT
jess: I DON’T KNOW YET I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE THE FIRST LINE
[CrazySponge] new account: MAKE ME THE FIRST LINE
jess: NO
[SB678] prohacker69: lol
[CrazySponge] new account: dangit
jess: (this bit is actually going in the ep btw)
[also at #hubba-bubba, only this time SBFW’s best user has actually decided to begin work on the episode, which he deeply regrets agreeing to write]
>Welcome, Bill Cosby. We hope you brought pizza.
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: hi santa
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: racist
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: im black
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: doesnt matter
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: meanie
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: this is a christian server
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: my son is being a damn fool
[Druggo 1.6] cratsbre: @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack prez stop pls
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: he’s clearly gay but he insists he’s straight
who’s prez
oh right
president dipshit
[Druggo 1.6] cratsbre: don’t worry we’re running an ip check
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: no u
[Druggo 1.6] cratsbre: ok ms clinton
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: my name is william henry cosby jr thank you very much
[Octopus]y: EB's Dad is video game developer Masahiro Sakurai?
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: why is sakurai here
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: hello stampy cat
[Locknloaded23] Clarnety eight: hello antidisestablishmentarianism
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: RACIST
DO YOU KNOW THE HISTORY OF THAT TERM
sorry my son just gave my pills
i put them up my ass
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: whatever prez
[Locknloaded23] Clarnety eight: Where's ebs mom
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: i married her and she got fat
so i dumped her
men aren’t fat
only fat women are fat
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: you're fat @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: eb’s dad’s chin takes up like half of his face lmfao
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: @[DanzxvFan8275] PROCESS at least i don't bang 16 year olds
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: you’re bill cosby
so you probably do
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: you sound very tasty
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: no u
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: im black thank you very much
the closest thing to tasty is @[SBCA] pornhub philippines
[CrazySponge] new account: can we stop this chat
jess: u just wanted to be in this episode, didn’t you?
[CrazySponge] new account: um
jess: SAY SOMETHING LUIS
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: hey prez
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: no i'm william cosby jr
aka eb the original master's dad
the only president i am is obama
i eat at kfc all the time cuz i'm black
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: you guys do realise his admin request is valid
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: and i supported it
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: lowkey we could have him as an admin
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: we need a black admim
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: if you oppose me then you're racist
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: i'm not racist you are
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: oof
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: only white people can be racist
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: and blacks
even asians
even purples
[CrazySponge] new account: insert shocked emoji here, fuck, why doesn’t fandom allow emojis
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: where’s EB’s grand dad
[CrazySponge] new account: what about great grand dad
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: oh yeah forgot about him
i heard he invented minecraft
[CrazySponge] new account: no it was roblox
why do you think eb does spongebob roblox
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: Oh yeah lmao
[CrazySponge] new account: i wonder why he hates his dad
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: probably because he added microtransactions to roblox
[CrazySponge] new account: makes sense
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack weed isn’t good for you
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: and quit shoving crack down your crack
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: you're a 16 year old who smashed THE DAY your girl turned 16 @[DanzxvFan8275] PROCESS you're one to talk
[Locknloaded23] Clarnety eight: alight who is this
[SUMIT.M] the other filipino: what’s occurring
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: i'm eb's dad
my son is a r****d who got banned on a spongebob wiki
i swear to god oprah should've swallowed
[SUMIT.M] the other filipino: Everyone oppose his request please
Should @[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack be banned
[CrazySponge] new account: no
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: wait is crazysponge ebs dad?
[CrazySponge] new account: yes
[what a twist! the end jk]
[SBCA] pornhub philippines: wait is crazysponge ebs dad?
[CrazySponge] new account: no
[SUMIT.M] the other filipino: He’s the only one against his ban
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: as long as he stops shitting on me fucking my girl, then he should stay
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: fucking 10 piece mcnugget
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: KFC $20 DOLLAR FILL UP
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: They have good cookies
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: FUCKING 12 PIECE CHICKEN WITH 4 SIDES
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: FUCKING HOT POCKET
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: thats racist
im white
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: blacks can't be racist dude
only whites can
[Okrut] Redeemed: hi from brazil
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: oh yeah thats right
[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack: @[Okrut] Redeemed my son has a crush on you
[Matchy] sony fucking sucks: Someone's pretending to be EB's dad
[Okrut] Redeemed: 
Who
Ohh
[Danzxvfan8275] PROCESS: rip
[1 leik = 1 respect]
[Okrut] Redeemed: Drugs just aren't suiting you right.
@[EBs Dad] i made oprah do crack
[SBCA] pornhib philippenes: are you quoting Drake?
[later lol]
jess: is luis on
[Pluto] With SpongeBob: no
jess: gtg, but tell luis I’m after him if he comes on, the ep is done
[in a direct message to @luis_yt]
PlushPlopper: jess is after you
luis_yt: 0_0
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