South Park Fanmade Revolution: Lily vs. The Talent Show/Transcript

(Starcake Animation Projects logo)
(Parker-Stone Productions logo)
Starcake Animation Projects Presents...
A Parker-Stone Productions Film
(camera pans to the main street)
South Park Fanmade Revolution: Lily vs. The Talent Show
Starring
Trey Parker
Matt Stone
April Stewart
(A song titled "Classic" by MKTO starts.)
VOICEOVER:
Hey! Where's the drums?
Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh
Let's go!
Ooh girl you're shining
Like a 5th avenue diamond
And they don't make you like they used to
You're never going out of style
Ooh pretty baby
This world might've gone crazy
The way you save me
Who can blame me
When I just wanna make you smile?
I wanna thrill you like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye
Like Hathaway
Write a song for you like this
You're over my head
I'm out of my mind
Thinking I was born in the wrong time
One of a kind, living in a world gone plastic
Baby you're so classic
Baby you're so classic
Baby you,
Baby you're so classic
Four dozen of roses
Anything for you to notice
All the way to serenade you
Doing it Sinatra style
I'm a pick you up in a Cadillac
Like a gentleman bringin' glamour back
Keep it reel to reel in the way I feel
I could walk you down the aisle
I wanna thrill you like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let's get it on like Marvin Gaye
Like Hathaway
Write a song for you like this
You're over my head
I'm out of my mind
Thinking I was born in the wrong time
It's love on rewind,
Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)
Out of my league
Old school chic
Like a movie star
From the silver screen
You're one of a kind living in a world gone plastic
Baby you're so classic
Baby you're so classic
Baby you're so classic
Baby you're class and baby you're sick
I never met a girl like you ever til we met
A star in the 40s, centrefold in the 50s
Got me tripping out like the sixties
Hippies Queen of the discotheque
A 70s dream and an 80s best
Hepburn, Beyoncé, Marilyn, Massive
Girl you're timeless, just so classic
You're over my head I'm out of my mind
Thinking I was born in the wrong time
It's love on rewind,
Everything is so throwback-ish (I kinda like it, like it)
Out of my league
Old school chic
Like a movie star
From the silver screen
You're one of a kind living in a world gone plastic
Baby you're so classic
Baby you're so classic
Baby you're so classic
Adrien Beard
Jennifer Howell
Mona Marshall
Janice Kawaye
Emma Bunton
Kate Higgins
Daveigh Chase
Alika-the-Imperfect_Pudding
Betty Boogie Parker
and
Nicky Jones
Andrea Libman
(song ends)
(camera pans to the Broflovski residence, then pans to Kyle's room)
Lily: (narrating) My name is Lily the Cat. I am a 22-year old who is a talent show coach. So, let's see what am I up to.
(Alarm clock rings)
Lily: Oh, what a great day! Time to go to school! And, didn't we know what today is? It's a talent show day!
(Lily goes to the bathroom, as a song titled "Blitzkreig Bop" by The Ramones start playing)
(Lily brushes her teeth, then goes to the dining room for breakfast)
Lily: Why, good morning Gerald!
(work in progress)