Honorum et Amicitia for Patrick (transcript)

Honorum et Amicitia means Honor and Friendship in latin
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Patrick: (marches like a soilder)
SpongeBob: Hi Pat
Patrick: HALT!!! WHO STANDS THERE!!!
SpongeBob: Umm...SpongeBob, do you remember me Pat
Patrick: Volo Futurus Unus (latin for I want to be alone)
SpongeBob: Umm...What
Patrick: (strips off army clothes) Yay....Today I'm getting married
SpongeBob: You're, you're, you're...Who you marrying???
Patrick: Oh Honorum et Amicitia
SpongeBob: Who's Homorun te Omletticitia
Squilliam: (walks down conch street) I believe it means Honor and...
Squidward: (comes out of house with cowboy clothes on) We meet again (camera goes to eyes)...Squilliam
Squilliam: (strips on cowboy clothes) Squiddy...
(Squidward and Squilliam fight until they finally bash into each other and Squidward breaks his clarinet)
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (pacific ocean explodes) (Squidward runs away)
Squilliam: Dork (walks away)
SpongeBob: Hey lets go into Squidward's house and play music
(both run into Squidward's house)
Patrick: Listen to this (plays SpongeBob theme tune on Clarinet)
SpongeBob: Listen to...(doorbell rings)
Girl: Oh, hi Patrick
Patrick: Hi Victoria
Victoria: Umm..,When's the wedding?
Patrick: Whenever you want
Plankton: (walks upto house) Out of my way woman. YOU!!! GETTING MARRIED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!! Listen Star, listen SquarePants. life isn't cool if you drool
SpongeBob: NEVER insult the kindness and lovelyness of Patrick Star
Victoria: Shut up you stupid copepod (steps on Plankton)
King Neptune: (walks upto house) Hello, the wedding will be in one week
(Narrator: 6 days later)
SpongeBob: Uhhhh....uhhh (dreams)
SpongeBob dream: Do you Patrick Star choose Victoria as your wife
Patrick dream: I d....
Super giant Plankton dream: GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DIE PATRICK!!!!! LIFE ISN'T COOL IF YOU DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick dream: All Hail Plankton...All Murder Sponge...
SpongeBob: (wakes up) Few...Todays the big day
(narrator: 11 hours, 42 minutes and 55 and a half-seconds later)
Unnamed Church Fish: Do you Patrick Star, choose Victoria Salmonhead as your wife
Patrick: I do
Unnamed Church Fish: Do you Victoria...
Victoria: I DOOOO
Plankton: Barnacles
Patrick: Honorum et Amicitia
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