Policeman Perv

"I like them big. I like them round. I like them small. I like them all sexy!"Policeman Perv is a perverted minor character and policeman who appeared in Mario and Luigi’s Epic Adventures: Season 1 and an Island Camp Show episode. He has appeared in earlier videos in 2011, but is no longer seen anymore. He works at the Plush Jail for the Criminal Tiny, where Mario and Luigi were sent to. 
Personality
Policeman Perv is a sick creepy pervert to All Men and All Women he’s sick enough to Feeding he’s used condoms as breakfast for people, also to mention he sick enough to sexually assault people in yoga class 
Powers And Abilities
Perv can teleport himself and others to anywhere he wants, for example he Can Teleport Unforgivable Evil Scumbags in to Black Holes if he believes they are a major level threat to all innocent people.
Perv is biologically immortal, leaving him unaffected by aging, nor does he need to eat or sleep also to mention he doesn’t need air so he could breathe in space and underwater, surprisingly enough he can easily recover from nuclear explosions, acids, poisons, fire, lightning strucks, Decapitation, Severed limbs, gunshots, and stab wounds in mere three seconds. 
Appearance 
basically he looks like Wallace From Wallace and Gromit 
== Trivia ==
* His voice is similar to Mr. Bollox, but sometimes it can switch to Lewis' regular voice.
* The doll in real life is actually the character Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
Category:Characters
Category:Season 1 Characters