Ottawa

Ottawa is the capital of Canada. 
The following article is from the view point of Earl:
Ottawa is the best city in the world. Real Ottawa is bounded on the east by St. Laurent Blvd., on the south by Hunt Club Road, on the west by the Rideau River and the O-Train (but includes Carleton University), and on the north by the Ottawa River. 
Ottawa includes much of the Most Serene Republic of Ottawa South.
Some people call Ottawa "O-Town", but only idiots call Ottawa O-Town, which includes many local radio disc jockeys.
==Ottawa suburbs==
It is a Fun Fact! that Ottawa's suburbs fellate. The following are suburbs of Ottawa (and by definition, suck)
*Orléans
*Barfhaven
*Nepean
*Kanata
==Notable Ottawa neighbourhoods==
*Vaneer
*The Glib
*Centretown
*ByWard Market
*Sandy Hill
*Downtown
*Old Ottawa South
*Little Italy
*Rockcliffe Park
==Fun Facts==
*Ottawa is situated across the Ottawa River from Gastineau
*Ottawa's bar scene is so Douche it has a bar called "The Drink" and another bar called "The Liquor Store" (this is less original than Australialia!!)
*Ottawa [is] a place to stay... Get your booty on the floor tonight... Make my day!
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