The Incentive Quotes

:Pam: Kevin, do you feel OK?
:Kevin: Me feel good. Body strong. Sleep big last night.
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:Kevin: Me mechanic not speak English. But he know what me mean when me say “car no go”, and we best friends. So me think: why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?
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:Kevin: When me President, they see. [nodding and smiling] They see.
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:Dwight: Here's how I'm going to help out from now on. I'm going to not care, and I'm going to sit around quietly waiting for Andy's inevitable demise.
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:Andy: Alright. For five hundred points, I will wear a dress to work. [laughter]
:Jim: That's pretty good. What about uh, for a thousand points?
:Andy: I'll run naked through the parking lot with a donut on my ding-dong. [laughter] Yeah? You like that? Alright! For five thousand points, I will let you tattoo whatever you want on the stern of the old SS Bernard![Andy points to his rear-end]
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:Robert: You can just put it down.
:Erin: Oh
[Erin sets cup down and Robert sips it]
:Robert: That is very cold.
:Erin: Yeah. It's old. [smiling]
:Robert: Why would I.....?
:Erin: I asked if you wanted a cold beverage and you said “coffee”...
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:Stanley: [On the phone] You've got to unleash the power of the Pyramid!
:Jim: I don't know what to tell you, man.
:Andy: You think it has something to do with that incentive program?
:Jim: Oh, one hundred percent. We all want to see you tattoo your ass.
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:Tattooer: Uh sir? You don't have to take off your pants
:Andy: They are already off, my good sir!
:Tattooer: I prefer they're on.
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:Robert: There's something about an underdog that really inspires...the unexceptional.
Category:Season 8 quotes