Painshop

It all started with a simple typo...
...Paintshop became the victim of a disturbing mutation...
...and yet...
...it was beautiful.
And there was a new future for consumer products.
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Welcome to PAINSHOP™
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A franchise operated by FRANCHISE-PAINS INC.
== Services Offered ==
* Chainsaw tattoos ($50) 
* Nuke carousels ($400) 
* Chainsaw target practice (EMPLOYEES ONLY, complimentary of hiring) 
* Piercings of all kinds ($29.99 per piercing, +$30 anywhere below the hips) 
* Death robot dinosaur rides ($40 for the Triceratops, $50 for the T-Rex) 
* Nightmare Insertion Device 3.0 ($80 per nightmare) 
* Evil haunted balloons ($10 per balloon) 
* Exploding Pop-Rocks ($10 a packet) 
* Stabby desktop toy ($5)
* Old House BBQ™ Flaming Hot Honey-smoked KIDNEYS! ($15)
* Old House BBQ™ Baby Back Ribcages ($20)
* Old House BBQ™ Lava Stew ($5)
* I-Scream Creamery™ Poisonous Ice Cream (10.99)
* I-Scream Creamery™ C4 Sundaes ($13)
== Coming Soon! ==
The one and only 
Immeltifier XTREME 
Roller coaster installation that will BLOW YOUR MIND! 
* The Immeltifier will feature 350 acres of torture 
* Ride includes beautiful view of a nuclear wasteland! 
* It's a blast! Immeltifier provides volcanic eruptions, uncontrollable rocket spins, impaling robots, minefields, missile launchers, and flamethrowers 
* Your ride will end in a pit of fire at the core of the earth! 
* So don't wait! You can preorder your tickets for just 1,000$ at a fraction of the new ride's cost! 
== Our Locations ==
We are situated at all the red points marked on the map:
* Northview, Ice Kingdom
* Mineral City, Sand Kingdom
* Prominence, Flame Kingdom
* Mantleville, Flame Kingdom
* Falcon's Point, Sky Kingdom
* Talonbend Cove, Sky Kingdom
* Parkton, Sky Kingdom
* Ottimista, Sky Kingdom
* Velocidale, Sky Kingdom
* Rochwich, Sky Kingdom
* Doublewood, Sky Kingdom
* New Portsdeen, Sky Kingdom
* Soromborough, Mud Kingdom
== Workers ==
Manager Who Yells at People:Res 
Co-Owner/Candymaker/Ice cream maker: Haps 
Co-Owner/Advertiser: Foury 
Security Guard who Smacks People with Batons: Foxy 
Ice Cream Place Cashier: Chu 
Cashier who Screams at Everyone: Seaviper
Creepy Person who Hides in the Corner: Nugg 
Our Incredibly Persuasive Salesperson: Lunu 
"Ideas Person": Hammerhead
Ride Worker who Screams at People: Turtle
[Employee]: Windy 
[Employee]: Peril 
[Employee]: Lorikeet 
Janitor: Wonton 
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Franchise Chains Operated by FRANCHISE-PAINS INC.:	 	
Painshop 	Old House BBQ	I-Scream Creamery
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