Top of the Hour IDs

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A Nickelodeon TV leads to the logo in different situations and silly kids. At the end, the Nickelodeon logo emerges from the TV and forms a shape. Produced by Jerry Lieberman Productions; designed by Jerry Lieberman and Lou Brooks, directed by Lance Russell. Joe Piasek was the announcer for Nickelodeon's "Top of the Hour" IDs.
Date 	Time 	Transcript 	Ending
September 30, 1985	6:00PM 	Hour top time on Nickelodeon where we're flipping through the afternoon with you. Have you entered Nickelodeon's School Survival Kit Contest yet? The prizes are too great to wait. Keep tuned for all the details. There's spaghetti dancing in Mr. Wizard's kitchen right now. "Ah momma mia!" Then Nick Rocks right after, right here on the first kids network. 	
October 14, 1985 	4:00PM 	Whooo would've thought 493 years ago that you'd get off school today. ("Oh I'm home!") Hey, happy Columbus Day! These days, people sail through space to discover new worlds; check out the all-new Mr. Wizard today, and see for yourself, comin' up in just two hours. It's space time right now too with a brand new episode of You Can't Do That on Television comin' up. 	
November 12, 1985 	7:00PM 	There are only six weeks ‘til Christmas Eve on the first kids network. The You Can't Do That on Television, Danger Mouse, Bananaman hour is about to get goin', then Nick at Nite goes all out with Shirley Temple! In The Little Princess, tonight's Nick at Nite movie. Full of color, songs, and kids, (cough) in the olden days. The Little Princess, tonight. 	
November 13, 1985 	7:00PM 	Wednesday evening's movin' in on Nickelodeon, and tomorrow is World Hello Day! ("Hello!") to say "hello" to 10 people tomorrow; Kids Only Weekend a couple o' days away. And Leonard Nimoy‘ll take you behind the scenes at Goonies on Standby...Lights! Camera! Action!, Saturday at 4/3 Central. Coming up this hour it's another brand-new episode of You Can't Do That on Television, right now! 	
1985 	 	No kidding, you're watching the first kids network. (guffaw) What does a giant skeeter, a tipsy snake, (incomplete) 	Unknown
December 21, 1985 	2:00PM 	It's Saturday afternoon on a Kids Only Weekend, the first day of winter. Leonard Nimoy and Standby...Lights! Camera! Action! will not be seen today only, so that we may bring you the Nickelodeon premiere, of It's A Wonderful Life, when Jimmy Stewart gets a helping hand from a guardian angel, followed by the Mirthworms, today's Special Delivery coming up right now, right here on Nickelodeon. 	
1986 	9:00AM 	G-g-g-g-good Saturday morning to ya' on a nutritious Nickelodeon Kids Only Weekend! Breakfast break: crumble cracker crumbs in Crisco, add soft-boiled eggs, frog's legs and coffee dregs. Add a pound of wilted watercress, Mom's toothpaste, tea and pour into Daddy's wingtips. (honk) Then watch the fun tomorrow morning when he slips a mom for work. (honk) You don't have to wait for space, it's Star Trek time, right now, right here! 	
January 24, 1986 	 	Nickelodeon, January 24th it's a fu-funky Friday, with Valentine's Day just three weeks from today. You'll love the Nickelodeon Saturday morning lineup, first into outer space bright and early with Star Trek, then mystery and magic follow with Mr. Wizard's World, Lassie, and Dennis the Menace. And a full hour of Nick Rocks too. Tomorrow morning and every Saturday morning, only right here. 	
April 1, 1986 	7:00PM 	It's the end of April Fools Day on the first kids network. Boy it's over. Let me tell you about True Stories from Famous People! "Heeey!" Uh-oh. "I saw Sally Field covered with slime in the hall" What? "Yeah, everybody's throwing about all over the place" No, where's the mop I gotta clean up that mess. "April Fool. (laughs manically)" The slime is real, on You Can't Do That on Television right now. 	
May 6, 1986 	 	You're watching Nickelodeon, May 6, first day of the Sticky Stamp platelets ("Watch your language"). Get your own sticky stamp, lick it, and slap it on your message to Nick Notes. We'll read it to the whole country. Send jokes or love notes, birthday kisses or holiday wishes. Write to Nick Notes, Post Office Box 3803, Stanford, Connecticut, 06905. 	
May 6, 1986 	 	Tick-tockin through Tuesday watching Nickelodeon, the first kids network. If you're a first-prize winner of Nickelodeon's Karate Kid Part II Contest, you'll be, a Hollywood bigwig in your own town ("Hubba hubba!"). You'll pack all your friends into a theatre for a sneak preview of Karate Kid Part II, and you'll win tons of stuff including your own video camcorder. Enter today, for your chance to win. 	
August 10, 1986 	2:00PM 	You're watching Nickelodeon with more of what you want. (honk) Say you're delivering newspapers, trying to earn some extra cash, doing the best you can delivering a ton of newspapers around careful not to throw paper at the Porshas hoping to outpendle the obnoxious neighborhood dogs and suddenly out of the clear blue, an angel appears! That's what happens on, The Smothers Brothers! (honk) Part of the sneak preview of Nick at Nite on Nickelodeon, this evening. 	
August 22, 1986 	 	This is...Nickelodeon, the place where only kids win. Two days 'til Transformers giveaway deadline, and three days 'til I announce the Jet for a Day winner. Then watch for details on how you can enter and win Nickelodeon's Star for a Day Sweepstakes. (rock guitar) Does your mom hate loud rock and roll music? Does she make you feel like she was never a kid? Watch My Mother Was Never A Kid; it's Saturday's Special Delivery, it'll make you feel better! 	
August 25, 1986 	2:00PM 	You're watching Nickelodeon, the first kids network. Anju Sedia Aviles, from Ossining, New York, winner of Nickelodeon's Jet for a Day contest is being a Jet today at the Minnesota State Fair. The Summer Camp continues now with Mister Ed, when Wilbur's got the stereo up full blast! Right now, right here, on Mister Ed of course. Hoo-hoo-hoo! (honk) 	
August 26, 1986 	2:00PM 	Rawk, this is Nickelodeon, summer campers, the only network for you, rawk! (honk) Flyin' high like the summer sun, all the fresh baked brownies and pies you can eat, That's what Mister Ed's mouth is faced with when he locks up Wilbur and raids the kitchen window. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo! Hold your horses, 'cause here comes Mister Ed with a mouthful, right here, right now! 	
August 27, 1986 	2:00PM 	You're Wednesday watching Nickelodeon, August 27th, today's birthday of ancient Chinese proverb person Confucius. ("What did he say?") Well Confucius say strange things come to those who are strange. ("Really?") Or something strange like that. ("Strange like what?") John Provost, who plays Timmy on Lassie, is with Mister Ed this hour. ("Aah?") How strange is that? Stay tuned right now to see. 	
August 28, 1986 	2:00PM 	Summer Camp continues, on Nickelodeon with more of what yoooou want. Four days ‘til Monkees Madness. The Monkees are moving into Nickelodeon beginning Monday, and every weekday, right here. You got talking horse, howling dogs, terrible turkeys, and now mamma mia, the Monkees! Beginning Monday, right before Nick Rocks, right here. 	
September 1, 1986 	6:00PM 	Bangin' through Labor Day on the first kids network, first of September. First there were dogs. (howl) ("Like Lassie") Then there were turkeys. ("Like Turkey TV!") And horses! ("Mister Ed!") And mouses. ("Danger Mouse!") But now it's time for another Nick first, ("Hoo!") The Monkees! ("Ooh") Four daring dudes making musical mayhem every weekday beginning right now. (honk) The Monkees: it's a Nickelodeon premiere, right here. Stand by. 	
September 2, 1986 	6:00PM 	This is Nickelodeon, Tuesday September 2, first day of school's over for kids in Boston, Kansas City, Cedar Rapids, Tulsa and New Orleans. (school bell) And don't miss the back to school survival specials with school stuff on Nick Rocks, You Can't Do That on Television and School Stories from Famous People! Right after The Monkees premiere week continues right now. Right here, on the only network for you! 	
September 3, 1986 	6:00PM 	(whistle) Wow! Wednesday watching Nickelodeon, with more of what you want. (honk) Coming up now it's a rock block chock full of music that'll knock your socks off, (Whoo!) ha ha. First The Monkees premiere week continues, then your favorite music videos hit the screen on Nick Rocks, and watch for details on how you can enter and win the Star For a Day Sweepstakes, when you can be a Nick Rocks guest VJ. Yeah-ow! 	
September 4, 1986 	6:00PM 	We're sailing through Thursday, September 4 on Nickelodeon, with a Nick Notes happy birthday goin' out to Shanna in St. Cloud, (horn) Florida, Chad in Des Moines, Iowa, (horn) to Christian in Portland, Oregon, (horn) and Latricia in Chelsea, Maine. (louder horn) Little Women are here this Kids Only Weekend when four sisters face all kinds of trouble. It's a cartoon Special Delivery premiere Saturday. Don't miss it missy. (squeak) Monkee time right now. 	
September 16, 1986	6:00PM 	This is Nickelodeon, September 16, booze daddy B.B. King's birthday. (horn) And thee just two days left for you to enter and win the Star for a Day Sweepstakes! (wheee) So you think four fellas foolin around like a bunch of monkeys makes sense. Who cares about sense 'cause, mamma mia! It's The Monkees, comin' on straight ahead. (slide whistle) Ha ha, right here. Then Nick Rocks. Wow! 	
Fall 1986 	 	Brrrr, you're watching Nickelodeon, halfway through autumn, and getting brr, cold every day. But we can turn up the heat, when you turn on the Nick Rock block with the hottest, fashion-est, colorful, cool and crazy music videos. This is Joe from Chicago, why don't you join me for the Nick Rocks Hot Hits Countdown, tomorrow, right after, The Monkees! Wha! 	
October 31, 1986 	6:00PM 	It's Halloween on Nickelodeon. (doorbell; "I'll get it") Whether you zipped into your glitter garment with golden antennae bouncing atop of your mop, or caked on makeup, be on good taste. ("Oh I got some on my tongue") For tonight, you may still not be ready for the spooks in Harrington House, tomorrow's Special Delivery premiere. The Haunting of Harrington House, right after the Zoo Family and right before Rated K, tomorrow, Saturday! (doorbell) (evil laughter)	
October 31, 1986 	7:00PM 	Night is near, dear! (honk) Nightfall, frightfall! Friday's just about done, son, on Nickelodeon. (slide whistle) Oh, hold onto your hats this hour, for another new You Can't Do That On Television premiere! Then, go back to when men were men and hamsters were in danger, in Once Upon A Timeslip, this hour's Danger Mouse adventure, right here. "Oooh!" 	
November 1986 	6:00PM 	This is Nickelodeon Thursday, slippin' through the week, with more of what you want. (slide whistle) The new Nick weekend schedule is more of what you want too like Rated K: For Kids, By Kids, the kids-eye movie review show with facts and views on the latest movies, home videos and TV! Check it all out every Kids Only Weekend at 4/3 Central, right here. Rated K: For Kids, By Kids. ("By kids? How much?") Oh. 	
November 10, 1986 	5:00PM 	Movin' through a Monday on Nickelodeon, (horn) November 10th, happy birthday today to Christine out in Champagne, Illinois, "Yeah!" and to my daddy too. "Who's your daddy?" A Beak from L.A. "Oh." Today is also the day for major jungle fun. It's the day that Dr. Dunningston was found by Stanley. "nn, Zoo what?" Zoo Family! "Wow" Did you catch Nick's new animal adventure yesterday? The Zoo Family is here every Kids Only Weekend. "Yeah, yeah!" 	
November 22, 1986 	8:00AM 	(distorted voice) All aboard the Enterprise, our journey is about to begin. (normal voice) Expect to travel to other galaxies and to deepest darkest space all morning and get ready to win prizes too cause it's the Slinky Super Star Trek Marathon Super Giveaway all morning long this morning. Mr. Wizard, Danger Mouse, Penfold and Bananaman normally seeing this hour will beam back next week so we can pierce space, the final frontier, right now, right here, yea- 	
November 22, 1986 	9:00AM 	Have the spaced out Saturday morning, watch Nickelodeon. Belle and Sebastian and Turkey TV, normally seeing this hour will not be seen today due to powers from beyond, as Nickelodeon's Super Saturday Star Trek Marathon continues. Beam yourself up, stay tuned and standby to enter and win, oh and, fasten your belts. I can vonk! 	
November 22, 1986 	10:00AM	Laaaassie and The Mysterious Cities of Gold, normally seeing this hour have the morning off so we can continue with this here Spaced Out mashuginut Star Trek marathon. "Hey earthing, I'll zap you to another dimension." Not if I can help it, laser-breath; if Kirk and the crew won't take no bunk from a burned out buffoon from the moon, I sure as heck won't take no bunk either. Sheesh! 	
December 1986 	6:00PM 	Hey, amigos! Why little chili pepper! You want to get a preview look at the funny funny movie? Get a sneak peek at ¡Three Amigos! staring Chevy Chase and Steve Martin, on, Ra-ted K, Nick's new movie review show, this Kids Only Weekend. (honk) Straight ahead now, is a Monkee mayor! Holy cow! Sounds a little cuckoo to me, I don't know. 	
December 17, 1986 	5:00PM 	Yes December 17th, is the day of the first airplane flight, by the Brothers Wright! Let's go back to time, to 1903 on that glory-filled day ("Ok come on, gimme a push") in Kitty Hawk with, Orville and Wilbur Wright! "Alright" "Alright I'll drive" "No it's fly Orville, you fly a plane" "You push on" "You push" "Oh come" "I'm not gonna push" "I'm telling!" Oh, brothers, gee! Hold on for ("Whoa!") Dennis the Menace, straight ahead. 	
December 31, 1986 	6:00PM 	Happy New' Years' Eve! ("New Years' Adam!") Eve! ("Oh") From Nickelodeon. (honk) It's a happy birthday celebration too today for Val Kilmer, Tim Matheson, and Police guitarman Andy Summers. It's the birthday of the New Year right here tomorrow with the Royal Twist, in The Little Princess, starring curly Shirley Temple, (chuckle) and her pattin' leather dancing shoes. Have a happy New Year day special, right here tomorrow. 	
1986 	 	This is driving me nuts! This is Nickelodeon, the place where only Monkees play all morning long today, hoo-hoo! Lassie and Dennis the Menace, normally seeing this hour are taking a shower, so you can continue, with a Monkee marathon. It's non-stop, back-to-back, wall-to-wall, Monkees! Oh, mamma mia! All morning long, continuin', rrr-r-right now! 	
January 8, 1987 	7:00PM 	Wrestlers like Hulk Hogan, Captain Lou Albano, Rowdy Piper, they're big guys! And they're, they're big strong guys. They're big strong hungry guys! And tonight on Mister Ed, it's a big strong hungry wrestler who eats up all the food, then, takes up ballet! Yup, (horse galloping sound) Mister Ed's got his hooves full tonight when a wrestler wrangles in, on Nick at Nite, tonight. 	
January 9, 1987 	5:00PM 	Danger Mouse and Penfold, James Bond, Bill Cosby on I Spy. You know they're not the only secret agents. There are many others hiding in the cellar-r 13 in the shadows, but disguised as a Monkee? (honk) Could, could a secret agent spy be, be Davy Jones? Oh expect another mix-up on The Monkees today, right after Double Dare. ("Right here!") Right here. 	
February 3, 1987 	5:00PM 	This is Nickelodeon, and I'd like you to introduce you to my friend Hank Hipster. Hank? Thank you very much, Joe, (bongo playing throughout ID) yeah, mmm hmm. Yeah, uh huh. Got anything. Yeah, okay, yeah, mmm, I wanna dig it. I want to tune into, yeah-n. What is it Hank? Nick Rocks baby! It's the show I likes, you like thiz, yo requests...yeah tune it in! Is that all you have to say, Hank? That's it baby, yeah, bye now! Uh! 	
March 14, 1987 	9:00AM 	STRRRRIKE three! (kids cheer) Belle and Sebastian and Turkey TV, you're out this hour, as Spring Training continues. Who's the next batter ("The pancake batter"). Ooh, Bubs in bat on My Three Sons when his old baseball buddy hits town. Then, out of the stable and on to the mound with Mister Ed. All ahead, this hour. (kids cheer) 	
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A blue announcer is at a desk with Nickelodeon screens. Three vehicles climb over the announcer's hat and fall into his screen sticks, turning into different characters. Animated by International Rocketship.
Date 	Time 	Description
April 25, 1987 	7:00AM 	Uuuuup and at ‘em! (laughs) Dennis the Menace and Out of Control have gone out of control themselves for the day today, to make way for the beginning of our Super Saturday Danger Mouse marathon. This hour it's pterodactyl terror and antilogic space ramblers. So let's get the morning marathon moving, with DANGER MOUSE! "And Penfold."
April 25, 1987 	8:00AM 	Oooh, that wizard the wiz Mr. Wizard, is staying in bed this morning so he's not here right now like he usually is, cause it's time for someone cool, swab, debonair, a, a zen master. He's, a hero, and he's here all morning long. Danger Mouse! "And Penfold!" Hang on tight, cause it's time for the fight, the fight of justice freedom with witty whips of authority, as the Danger Mouse marathon continues!
April 25, 1987 	9:00AM 	(growls like dog) Belle and Sebastian and alallal Turkey TV have taken off for the day, to make way for more mousin' around, as the Super Saturday Danger Mouse marathon continues, this hour, when Penfold gets superpowers. Then, they leave London for America where buildings are disappearin'. Ooh, so hang onto your house, and sit back for the mouse, Danger Mou-
July 24, 1987 	3:00PM 	You're watching Nickelodeon, the first kids network, on (voice becomes temporarily distorted) the last day of National Spaceweek '87. (breathes) Kids are headin' to space camp, in New Orleans, the Children's Museum in St. Paul, it's crammed with space stuff. And alien women are what are wowing the crew of the Enterprise, on Star Trek, right now, right here.
1987 	 	You're plugged into Nickelodeon, the first kids network. With a Nick Rock block is straight ahead. Hey how would you like to be a Jet for a Day? ("I love to fly!") Details on how you can enter to win the Jet for a Day Contest just one week from today, next Monday right here on Nick-Nick-Nickelodeon! The place where only kids win.
1987 	 	You're plugged into the first…kids network. When do you think you stop being a kid, at 15, 16, 60 never. That's what's got Donna Reed's reeling tonight on Nick at Nite. She's definitely not a kid, and she thinks her kids aren't kids. ("That's cuckoo!") That's Donna Reed, right here on Nick at Nite tonight. "Are you kidding" Oh I'm not kidding, but The Monkees are, and here they come!
1987 	 	You're plugged into Nickelodeon, the first...kids...network. Bum-da-bum-bump! Here are our Nick Notes birthdays, Joe. Thank you professor! Happy birthday to Jennifer from Julie in Princeton, West Virginia, to Tim from Jennifer in Canal Fulton, Ohio, and to Charlie in Chestertown, Maryland. (horn) Straight ahead, it's Robin Hood the Menace.
November 15, 1987 	10:00AM	Kids Only Weekend continues, are you ready for a dare? "I'll take two!" Then take Double Dare, on the air, straight ahead right here. And hey, have you plugged into Nick's game shows galore? Back to back, the messiest and the trash, (crashing piano sound) Double Dare, followed by Finders... Game shows galore, every weekday after school. "That's cool" Yeah!
November 15, 1987 	2:00PM 	Hey uh (harmonica playing) once upon a time, there were these kids who had a mission; their mission was gold! Get the gold, hide the gold, keep the gold away from the enemy! They knew it wouldn't be easy, they knew it would be hard! Treacherous even, daring! Cause it was wartime, and they had to find the Snow Treasure, a Special Delivery premiere right here, straight ahead, next.
January 14, 1988 	6:00PM 	Whoa! Fast paced slip n' slidin jumpin flyin, winter skiin' action is coming up this comin' Kids Only Weekend, with kids from across the country, in the USA National Junior Freestyle Ski Championship. A Special Delivery, Saturday. (kids cheer) Straight ahead, find the kind of action that rips up rooms, on Finders Keepers! (slide whistle)
January 25, 1988 	5:00PM 	You're plugged into Nickelodeon, the first kids network. Have a happy birthday to Haini, of The Jets ("19 years old!") Nick Rocks knows your way this hour, right after intrigue and espionage with The Monkees, cause, check out the clock! (synthesizer sounds) It's time for the next Rock Block. Oh yeah!
February 8, 1988 	6:00PM 	You're plugged in (squeak) to Nickelodeon, the first kids' network! (slide whistle) Five days 'til a Super Saturday, (zap) starring Mister Ed. (whinny) Yeah! Just six days 'til Valentine's Day, (harp) and seven days ("One week!") 'til President's Day. ("No school!") Get ready to find it, straight ahead on Finders Keepers, then Dennis's bird, (squawk) coming up right here.
April 28, 1988 	7:00PM 	This is Nickeloooodeon with more of what you want, like, some discipline, straight ahead, on You Can't Do That, you...(stock cartoon sound) y-you just can't do that On Television. (slide whistle) and Double Dare, right here. And, coming up on, (robot voice) NICK AT NITE, (laughter) whoa! Oh-hoh yes.
1988 	11:00AM	Kids Only Weekend, continues on Nickelodeon. (horn, squeak) Is there a question (Nick Notes address graphic appears) you'd like to ask the people running for president, like "What was it like when they were a kid?" ("Or what's their favorite ice pop!") Any question, ("ah, ohh!") try to find an answer for you if you write to Pick A President, care of Nick Notes, Box 3803, Stamford, Connecticut, 06905.
1988 	5:00PM 	(incomplete) Nickelooodeon. "Gee!" Oh G.W., George Washington. "D.C.!" No, A, B, Lincoln! And C is for cookie, that's ("ho ho ho hoo") good enough for The Monkees. The kind of cookie that's got the Monkees, kooky! Comin' up! (squeak) Straight ahead, 'cause the Nick Rock Block is ready to roll.
1988 	5:00PM 	(incomplete) knife, when Nickelodeon transforms into Nick at Nite.
1988 	5:00PM 	(incomplete) Nickelodeon. (squeak) Stand by! But don't stand still, for the Nick Rock Block! Comin' up, straight ahead. With The Monkeees, at the circus, and Nick Rocks, at wit's end! (slide whistle, Joe shouts and scats) Comin' up, right here.
September 2, 1988 	3:00PM 	You're, you're, you're mmmraw-watching Nickelodeon, September 2. On the only network for you! (slide whistle) Headin' into a no work all play Labor Day weekend. (Hanna-Barbera boing) Last hurrah of summertime (kids cheer), and just one more week of Helpful Hints for the Practical Joker with gags you can do at school, all next week right here! (squeak) Gadget's in school. ("When?") Right after Lassie.
September 2, 1988 	4:00PM 	You're, l...l...la...la la la la headin' into Labor Day weekend with Nickelodeon, September 2! (Nick Notes address graphic appears) Nick Notes birthdays. Thank you, professor. Happy birthday to Mike in Rapid City, South Dakota, and to two athletes, Jimmy Connor isn't Terry Bradshaw. (horn). Today's also anniversary of the day astronaut, teacher and American hero Christa McAuliffe was born. (rocket launch)
September 2, 1988 	5:00PM 	You're me papa a doo bop scob-a-doo scat singin', with Nickelodeon! ("How do you do that?") Like this, bu doop whee, bop a doop o doy, doy. ("Doy, doy, doy, doy...doy!") Doy! Doh! don't no don't touch that dial. The Nick Rocks countdown is ready to roll with the top three for Labor Day weekend. Straight ahead! ("A dooby doo!") And tomorrow, Nick Rocks' at a new time! 10/9 Central, right after Turkey TV. ("'Morrow!")
September 11, 1988	12:00PM	Happy Grandparents Day to your nanny and grandparents, your nina and pom pom, your grand-ma-ma and grandpappy. From the first kids network. Two innocent victims need your help on Count Duckula straight ahead, then something smells, and Uncle Gadget knows. Get it? Knows, nose, knows what smells? "So funny I forgot to laugh!" Comin' up right here. (chuckle)
September 11, 1988	1:00PM 	Happy bub day, I mean, happy Grandparents Day from Nickelodeon. Home of Looney Tunes, every day after school, beginning tomorrow! Right after Nick Rocks, right here. (honk) BIG HOUR comin' up this hour, the big league for Timmy and Lassie, (slide whistle) and a BIG animal for the Zoo Family! Comin' up straight ahead.
October 15, 1988 	11:00AM	Ah yeah, happy Grouch Day, from Nickelodeon, the only network you Don't Just Sit There to watch. (honk) Straight ahead, followed by justice for your grievances in Kids' Court. (kids cheer) You hear the story, you be the jury, you send the sentence. (squeak) Kids' Court, comin' up in a half-hour, only, on Nickelodeon's, Kids Only Weekend!
October 29, 1988 	 	(incomplete) -ing straight ahead, all morning long, hlolollll! It's Nickelodeon's Super, Spooky, Saturday! (other voice makes parrot sound)
October 29, 1988 	9:00AM 	You're plugged in...to Saturday morning on Nickelodeon, good morning! There's food all over this weekend, like at the Kraut and Sausage Bazaar in Oregon, the Natural Foods Fair in Pennsylvania, and right here...straight ahead! (slide whistle) Nick rock and rolls, sliced Turkey TV, and pickles for breakfast on Dennis the Menace, straight ahead!
October 29, 1988 	11:00AM	Super, Spooky, Saturday continues inside haunted houses this hour! Don't Just Sit There and Kids' Court, normally on the air this hour have made gracious room for sliding walls, trapdoors, mysterious moans, and vanishing ghosts (scream), with the Smothers Brothers (aah) and Dennis the Menace (aah). Straight ahead! (howl)
December 28, 1988 	5:00PM 	This is...Nickelodeon. Just four days til' 1989. (squeak) "Four days and eleven years 'til the turn of the century." That's a long way off. "What can I say, I like the future." Well the future is here tomorrow too, when you can zoom up to the moon (slide whistle) in another kid-venture, Moon Madness! A-right around lunchtime, tomorrow! (stock cartoon sound)
December 30, 1988 	5:00PM 	Hohohoho oh yeah! (stock cartoon sound) (chuckles) Looney Tunes, Penny, Brain and Gadget, Dennis the Menace and Don't Just Sit There. (squeak) They're all ahead this afternoon this last, Friday in 1988. But beginning Monday, you can add Count Duckula and Mr. Wizard to your after-school stuff. (honk) The new January 1989 after-school lineup, right here.
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"Top of the Hour '87" mixed with footage of Nickelodeon Studios.
Date 	Time 	Description
January 1991	4:00PM	"Hi, I'm Amanda from San Francisco, California and I just wanna tell my little sister Amy, stay outta my room while I'm in sports."Here's an info break from Nick Studios control...this sports bulletin here just in. A double match without mats is coming up this hour. In the first face-off it's Bruno the Guard Dog versus...Heathcliff the cat. Then the fight between west and east, between taaaalll and short, between, Yogi Bear, and the Ninja Raccoon. Stay tuned for the victors this hour on Nick!
Summer 1991 	3:00PM	"Hi, I'm Monty from Tampa, Florida. I'm here at Nickelodeon Studios, and I'd like to say to my science teacher, please take it easy on my science exam."Wednesday news you should know from Nick, tomorrow's the last day at Camelia's school in Placerville, California, and tomorrow night, they're having her last day 6th grade dance, where everybody if they can does the Bartman. Shake your body, turn it out if you can can. Turn your back to the side if you can can. Everybody in the house does the Bartman! Placerville's last day dance, tomorrow. ("Oh yeah.")
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The Slime Geyser at Nickelodeon Studios prepares to erupt and does so over stock sound effects.
Date 	Time 	Description
August 4, 1991 	6:30PM 	News you can use, from Nick. Clash of the decades continues tonight, on Hi Honey I'm Home!, Nick at Nite's new show, that puts 50s fuddy-duddies into 90s hyperdrive. Hi Honey I'm Home! The show that...disrupts the time space continuum. Tonight at 8:30/7:30 Central, right after Looney Tunes, on Nick at Nite.
August 26, 1991 	7:00AM 	When the Slime Geyser...erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. Bus drivers are gassing up and testin' their horns! (squeak) And cafeteria workers are fitting into hairnets and rubber gloves this morning, getting ready for the first day of school, in Des Moines, Iowa, Orlando, Florida, Nashville, Tennessee and in Elephant's Butte, New Mexico. But, Mr. Wizard wants you to stay right there and grab a potato.
August 27, 1991 	7:00AM 	Joe's announcement begins halfway through the "Say Hi" ID.Tuesday time for news you can use, from Nick. Good thing you're up, Nickelodeon's Slime Time game returns in September, and I've got the address for ya; the address you need to mail a postcard to, with your name, address, and phone number, for a chance to play live on the air. Send it to the Slime Time Game Box 4025, Orlando, Florida 32857. That's Slime Time, Box 4025, Orlando, Florida 32857.
August 1991 	7:00AM 	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick! What's hot today? Nacho grande with pinto beans. That's hot in the cafeteria at Baker Junior High in Houston. Also hot: the fires Mr. Wizard the flamethrower's about to ignite next on Nick, so hang on! The temperature's going up! Wwwwwaaaah!
September 2, 1991 	7:00AM 	Good morning, Slime Geyser onlookers, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. Well 10-year old Stephanie in Wichita, Kansas says she spent the summer making phony phone calls, but Pete and Pete, were on a nationwide manhunt. And you can see 'em face firey summer heat, ice without flannel, and underwater without gills, in the new half-hour Pete and Pete special "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation". It's comin' next Sunday right here on Nick.
September 3, 1991 	7:00AM 	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick! School's in all over! Well, almost; some schools don't start 'til next week like, out in La Mesa, California and in New York, New York. But September means more than school; it means, moronic! More on Nick! Every Monday, with major cartoon marathons, after school, starting next Monday right here.
September 4, 1991 	7:00AM 	Hey whadjya-w-when-when the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. Camps are closed, pools are drained, and school is on the brain. What happened to summer? Find out, in four days from today, on Pete and Pete's new half-hour special "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation". Rockstars, Michael Stipe of REM, and Kate Pearson of the B-52s. The Petes in "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation", this Sunday evening on Nick.
September 5, 1991 	7:00AM 	Joe's announcement does not play.
September 6, 1991 	7:00AM 	When Slime Geyser eruptum, time for news you can use, from Nick! Why go to school on Monday? To increase your aptitude in math, science, reading, writing and thermodynamic chemistry of course. Just make yourself smarter all day, then come home, and get moronic. More on Nick, that is, with five hours of Looney Tunes, this Monday. You go to school, and, then get More-on-Nick Monday after school right here. (laughs)
September 9, 1991 	7:00AM 	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick! (gasps) Monday morning? Yeah. Date, 9/9/1991; today to fill your brain at school, and get moronic after school; More on Nick that is with more Looney Tunes, than you can shake a stick at! Whatever that means. Actually it means five hours of Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Yosemite Sam and the rest of them, after school today.
September 10, 1991	7:00AM 	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. No school yet in New York City, not 'til tomorrow, public school anyway. And anyway, whatever school you're at, it can be taken over. Taken over by Clarissa, Marc Summers, Mr. Wizard, and I'm getting the fact Hulk Hogan! If you win the Nick Takes Over Your School Sweepstakes. Look, for details on how to enter right here on Nick!
September 11, 1991	7:00AM 	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. The Petes are back; back to save the summer in their all new half-hour special "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation". The Petes, Ellen, Artie, the strongest man in the world, and Michael Stipe of REM and Kate Pearson of the B-52s too! "What We Did On Our Summer Vacation", tonight at 8/7 Central, on Nick at Nite!
September 12, 1991	7:00AM 	Joe's announcement does not play.
September 21, 1991	10:00AM	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. If you were tuned in early this morning, you saw those rare Superman cartoons. Superman vs. the deadly doctors' beam of destruction, and that army of killer robots. Well that's the kind of stuff you'll see on Nick at Nite all weekend - Superman weekend, with cartoons, movie cliffhangers, and the Adventures of Superman on TV. All on Nick at Nite tonight!
September 21, 1991	11:00AM	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. The Ren & Stimpy society meets again tomorrow mornin' to watch a brand new Ren & Stimpy Show! Are you a member of the Ren & Stimpy society, that loosely connected group of TV viewers with loosely connected minds? Yyyou are, if you watch Ren & Stimpy, tomorrow morning at 11/10 Central, right here.
September 22, 1991	11:00AM	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. Standby for Ren & Stimpy. Uh-oh, here's another Ren & Stimpy complaint letter. Ronaldo in Newport Beach writes, "What good are Ren & Stimpy if I can't buy any Ren & Stimpy toys, like for instance how would a pencil eraser be in the shape of a hairball?" Thanks for the complaint, Ronaldo, you're right. There are no Ren & Stimpy hairball erasers. Yet.
October 27, 1991 	 	When Ol' Faithful spouts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. Only four more normal dressing days 'til Halloween. Costume suggestions: Okay, go as a real cowgirl. Tape chunks of burgers and steak to your body and, and go "mooo". Or, put springs in your shoes and go as Uncle Gadget.
October 27, 1991 	7:00PM 	When Old Green Faithful spouts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick! Only four more days 'til Halloween. But only three days til' the Haunting of Nick! Oh Wednesday evenin', packed with spooky Nick favorites, like Clarissa, Salute Your Shorts, and Superman. The Haunting of Nick, this Wednesday. Hey it's Halloween right now at Tommy Pickles' place on the Rugrats Hoowwwwl-o-ween special straight ahead.
November 10, 1991 	11:00AM	When the hydrobubbler bubbles, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. Caution: the following program, The Ren & Stimpy Show, may contain rude displays of body parts and segments of gross behavior never before attempted on television. But nonetheless, Ren & Stimpy will attempt, straight ahead.
1991 	 	It's time for news you can use, from Nick! Stand by for the The Ren & Stimpy Show! And pay no attention to the people who call it crazy. They called Columbus crazy for thinking the world was round. They called Edison crazy when he thought he could make an electric light. They thought Farnsworth crazy for thinking he can pogo stick to the moon. Okay, Farnsworth really was crazy, as for Ren & Stimpy...well you be the judge!
November 29, 1991 	5:00PM 	When the Slime Geyser erupts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick. Out in Klamath Falls, Oregon today, the Snowflake Festival begins today. Yeah I hope they get some snow. The weather forecast is for hot and sunny! But we got something for you here that doesn't depend on the weather; it could rain, sleet, snow, hail! The oobleck can come down for all that matters. The Looney Tunes Pig-Out will be on the air tonight, all night, beginning at 7/6 Central.
November 29, 1991 	6:00PM 	When Ol' Green Faithful spouts, it's time for news you can use, from Nick! T-minus 1 hour and counting to the Looney Tunes Pig-Out on Nick at Nite. Get ready to go face to face, or is it, uh, face to beak, with Daffy, Porky, the rooster, it's F-Foghorn. You name 'em! They’ll all be here beginning in one hour on Nick at Nite's all night, Looney Tunes Pig-Out!
December 6, 1991 	3:00PM 	When slimus eruptus, it's time for news you can use, from Nick! We interrupt your making a list and checking it twice with this reminder about another list: the Nick Hit List! The list that'll be the year's best holiday movies, and video games. The list that could help you with your list. The Nick Hit List, today at 6:30/5:30 Central, followed by Whoopi Goldberg. Comin' up this evening, ooonly on Nick!
December 7, 1991 	11:00AM	(incomplete) Nick, all afternoon! The big kickoff is set for noon/11 Central, so touchdown on the couch and get ready. The embarrassments begin in one hour!
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