Level Wyoming (Joke)

Recorded ambience of Level -116.
"Alright, can you explain why this article is ripping off A Long Forgotten Exclamation already?"
"Seems like the author already ran out of ideas..."
"That's lame"
"Okay, Gerald, we shouldn't be breaking the 4th wall this damn early!"
"Yeah... right. So, um, what are we doing here again?"
"We're currently finding an exit out of this swagalicious mall."
"Why? Isn't it very swag?"
"Well yea, but the B.E.G. needs us soon, so we really need to go."
"Oh, sure. Do you know any exits though?
"Nah, but I got my super handy-dandy phone that's not at 0%."
"Dammit, it's dead. Why do I keep foreshadowing myself!?"
"You really should've not believed that your house was gonna blow up if you charge overnight lmfao"
"Okay shut up, not my fault my cheapskate parents would tell me wack lies..."
"Yeah ri- wait I think that's a hallway right beside us!"
"Oh shit it is. You think we should take that route?"
"Bet."
The duo walks through the hallway
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1-hour elapses, and the duo encounter a door at the end of the hallway
"I think I see the end of the hallway over there!"
"Really!?"
"It's... a door?"
"And it says... Level Wyoming?"
"What's a Level Wyoming?"
"Oh, is it one of those governmental conspiracies?"
"Huh?"
"They're always saying there's like 500k+ people and a Yellowstone national park of some sorts in there."
"So what?"
"It obviously ain't true, it's all lies to brainwash unfortunate civilians."
"But the door here is labeled as such, so it must be real!"
"Trust me, the only place that door's leading to you is the Void!"
"Nah, I'm still checking behind that door."
"Wait what? For the love of God please don't! -"
Gerald and Person 2 get sucked through the door
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"Ow... fuck!"
"Oh shit, you alright? I didn't expect a floor here-"
"Wai- huh? This looks odd-"
"What the- It's real!?"
"The hell!?"
"Holy- the government's right! Can't believe so many people think it's mythical!"
"Welp, im telling the B.E.G. about this miraculous discovery."
"Good luck trying to convince their asses."
> Open Document
==Description==
Level Wyoming is a formerly mythical place that manifests as an immense spanning void similar to the Void and the Whole. The level is thought to be a distortion in the space-time continuum; in addition to being somewhat challenging to access and the various phenomena the void possesses, the existence of this place has been doubted for millennia, even to this day. Many conspiracy theories have arisen regarding the great white void, usually involving unlawful schemes of the U.S. Government, and is occasionally discussed as being an experiment of some sorts. Regardless, to the untrained eye, Level Wyoming may seem initially as just a seemingly infinite spanning white void. However, there is indeed astonishingly something that is going on within the otherwise empty void.
Upon closer examination, one is able to spot aimlessly drifting-colored panels above or right below wanderers' heads that vary in proportions (aside from thickness) and size. All of these panels are flat and are all just as thick as an average table. Surprisingly, an invisible floor exists within the level, allowing one to roam the level without falling. However, as a void, the gravity of Level Wyoming is weak; any person that doesn't touch the floor or any structures implanted to the floor are suspectable to float away from the floor, and if not done properly or have the right equipment, may not be able to reach the floor for an indefinite amount of time. Whilst being well lit up by an unknown light source, shadows cannot be seen. The temperature of the level stagnates at an average of 73.4°F.
Along with the colored tiles, one other point of interest can be found in the level's confines: an obelisk labeled as "Cheyenne," found approximately ~120 school buses northwest away from the entry point. Within this obelisk, one may find various peculiar American imitation posters, as well as other posters and items that may cause any non-native Americans from the Frontrooms (primarily Europeans) to go insane due to their inability to understand American logic. These posters and items may include posters of the imperial system, "the World According to Americans" posters, stockpiles of fast-food meals, and other such stuff.
Unfortunately, the Star-Spangled Banner plays constantly in full blast throughout the void. Moreover, the source of the sound is unable to be determined, and attempting to cover one's ears will result in failure; the sound waves seemingly can somehow penetrate through any solid mass, as well as through the 4th wall into the reader's speakers. This anomaly is considered to be the primary threat of Level Wyoming, as it can easily drive anyone insane in a matter of minutes from the overload of American patriotism. 
===Tile Anomalies===
Reaching the panels found in Level Wyoming is possible, which interestingly, each panel represents a state from the United States from the Frontrooms; this is evident by their size mimicking the state's size, along with their color copying the dominant color of the state's flag they're representing. Interacting with these tiles will trigger anomalous events that differ depending on the state being portrayed. Whilst we'd provide all 49 instances below, it is implied that the 5 states provided in this article are superior to the rest of the United States in the Frontrooms.
Instance Report 1: Texas
*Color: Dark Blue, with stripes of red and a lone star in the center
* Length and width (from first glance): 2 AK-47's
** True length & width: 10 fully matured bald eagle wingspans
* Area: 608,400 sq. inches.
Outcome: At first glance, the researcher noticed the Texan Panel appeared smaller compared to an average tile. However, as the researcher was about to interact with the panel, it grew exponentially in size. In addition, the tile became a scorching 640°F, and smog was emitted. Thereafter, a random weapon was ejected from the tile onto the researcher's hands, with the text "Yee-Haw!' on it.
It's assumed that the "Everything's bigger in Texas" philosophy is the reason why the tile grew larger than it appeared initially.
Instance Report 2: California
*Color: 3/4 white, with 1/4 red at the bottom
* Length: 4 AK-47's
* Width: 2 AK-47's
* Area: 9,384.5 sq. inches
Outcome: When the researcher interacted with the Californian panel, their surroundings began to shake violently. Moreover, the researcher obtained symptoms of dehydration and a heat stroke. Fortunately, due to unoriginal plot armor, the researcher managed to survive to tell the tale, Twas' but a scratch.
Instance Report 3: Florida
*Color: White, with red stripes and a pale dandelion color lining the red stripes
* Length: 3 AK-47's
* Width: 1.5 AK-47'S
* Area: 5,278.78125 sq. inches
Outcome: Touching a Floridian panel will make one inherit characteristic traits of a Florida man. The exact trait one acquires is random; one such instance is when a person who touched the Floridian panel attempted to find alligators in order to create a "gator militia" in the Backrooms. Most suspects have been captured, chugged on liters upon liters of Almond Water and have returned to normal.
Instance Report 4: Arkansas
*Color: Dark Red
* Length and width: 2 AK-47's
* Area: 137 sq. inches
Outcome: Once interacted, the offender forcibly blurted out the incorrect pronunciation of Arkansas (he said Ar-kansas, when it is actually Ar-kan-saw). The offender didn't think much of it, until he and the witnesses heard police sirens seemingly coming out of nowhere. From several eyewitnesses, the offender disappeared shortly after hearing the police sirens. He is presumably now detained for such violation against state law.
Instance Report 5: New York
*Color: Blue, with a circle and a pale dandelion color outlines
* Length (upper panel): 2 AK-47's
* Width (upper panel): 2.5 AK-47's
* Length (lower panel): 2 AK-47's
* Width (lower panel): 1.5 AK-47's
* Area (upper panel): 5,865.3125 sq. inches
* Area (lower panel): 3,519.1875 sq. inches
Outcome: The New Yorker panel is strange, as it is split into 2 rectangles (the upper one being slightly larger) with the same pattern. Regardless, 2 researchers were called to the scene; one of them touched the upper panel, which resulted in them receiving frostbite and a pile of snow to materialize and fall onto them. The other researcher touched the lower and smaller panel and became extremely narcistic. Once the researcher saw his co-researcher in excruciating pain, the researcher mocked them until they died from frostbite.
==Entities==
Whilst logically no entities should be in Level Wyoming, one entity manages to break all human expectations by existing in the level.
Tumbleweeds
==The Level Wyoming Effect==
The Level Wyoming Effect is a contagious phenomenon where anyone with this effect believes the nonexistence of Level Wyoming. This phenomenon can be easily spread by simply claiming the existence of Level Wyoming. Convincing anybody with the Level Wyoming Effect is extremely challenging, and repeatedly trying to convince them may cause the affected person to become aggressive. As of now, the only way to successfully convince one out of the Level Wyoming Effect is by bringing them to Level Wyoming itself. 
Below is a recorded encounter with a person affected by the Level Wyoming Effect.
Date: 6/12/23
Location(s): Undetermined, Level Wyoming
People: A B.E.G. employee, suspect affected by the Level Wyoming Effect
Uploading by: Transmission
Receiving: B.E.G. Database
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<RECORDING COMMENCED>
Suspect: I'm telling you Level Wyoming doesn't exist!
B.E.G. Employee: You still are believing the myths? It now indeed exists! 
Suspect: You just have fake memories of Level Wyoming implanted by the government. 
B.E.G. Employee: That's absurd asf, they aren't even in the Backrooms right now! 
Suspect: Think about it. Have you ever met anybody from Wyoming?
B.E.G. Employee: No? 
Suspect: And have you been to Wyoming?
Suspect: Well, there you are. 
B.E.G. Employee: Okay, but I haven't met anybody from Canada, and I haven't visited France, and that doesn't mean they don't exist! 
Suspect: Canada? France? Those don't exist either. 
B.E.G. Employee: Omfg.
<RECORDING END>
==Colonies and Outposts==
The resource scarce nature of Level Wyoming has resulted in only one colony persisting within its depths.
===The Oil Profiteers (T.O.P.)===
*Consists of 121 members
*Sole purpose is to extract oil from the tumbleweeds
*Extremely patriotic
*Friendly, but even the slightest hint of having a grudge against American patriotism will result in immediate hostility
*Won't help out insane non-native Americans
*Not accepting new members
*Has built multiple oil wells extracting potential oil from the floor
==Entrances and Exits==
===Entrances===
*Finding and looking at a square-shaped cloud for 10 seconds in Level Exit.
*Finding a door labeled "Wyoming" in Level Swag.
===Exits===
*Interacting with the Kentuckian panel will bring you to 'Merica.
*Finding a Sco'ish flag labelled on an oil well will bring you to Level Scotland.
*Fortunately for any Bri'ish wanderers, any attempts for them to be sent here will instead be displaced in de king's land, be car'ful doe!
File:Really.jpg|Disintegrate 
File:Don't wait.jpg|Give In
File:Heaven.jpg|Invest to Heaven
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Holy, what have we just stumbled upon...
On June 24th, 2023, a few B.E.G. explorers ventured deep into the white abyss of Level Wyoming, which was thought to be infinite. However, after trekking for 2 Alaskas from the Frontrooms worth of length, the merchants transitioned from a white void to a maze of... storage units?
According to the B.E.G. explorers, they kept noticing tumbleweeds driving trucks, attempting to run over the poor explorers. Fortunately, all of the explorers managed to dodge the diabolical tumbleweeds.
Aptly named "Yellowstone Maze", B.E.G. operatives have designated this as a sub-level of the infamous Level Wyoming, as they share similar properties, yet Yellowstone Maze seemingly is less affected by the overload of American Patriotism, much to the heavy disappointment of American citizens. The weather here is oddly scorching, and the sky is blue for some reason. Albeit there are some scattered Almond Water bottles which help to relieve the heat.
The explorers were able to break into the storage units, and were met with an extremely disorganized and hoarded interior. The cluttered interior made it challenging for the group to maneuver around, but they eventually were able to persist through. The group encountered a corridor of storage unit doors, with big red buttons on each respective storage unit doors. After pressing the buttons, the storage unit doors revealed a room with one singular sheet of paper.
Meanwhile...
"Yo, have you seen what happened on the B.E.G. forums yesterday?"
"Yeah, never knew there was a lot more to the level."
"I know, right- Wait, Person 2, come over here."
"Huh?"
"So, um, look at this-"
"What the? Someone had the time to put that on the level?"
"Right? It's weird! Half of these aren't even on the-"
Person 2 receives a notification on his iPhone 14 Pro Max 512 GB
"Hold on, just got a notification."
Person 2 checks his iPhone 14 Pro Max 512 GB
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BREAKING NEWS AMERICA!!!
BACKROOMS GODS DEBATE OVER "LEVEL WYOMING"'S EXISTENCE
On a Saturday evening on 6/25/23, debate has sparked amongst the Backrooms gods about the existence of a peculiar level found deep within the Jokey Way galaxy, known as Level Wyoming. It all started when a Backrooms God called "SherlsF" discovered the level and was primarily infuriated not because Level Wyoming shouldn't exist, but because it stole key elements and wikitext from his hit article Level 909. He shortly after notified another Backrooms God named "Seta" to examine the page, and they deemed it deletion worthy. Howbeit, abiding by Rule 9 of the constitution, where "Mods cannot abuse their power", Seta shared this page to the supreme leaders "Egglord", "Pexy", "Gominho" and "Scutoid" for further discussion.
The meeting is scheduled on 6/26/23. In addition to the Backrooms Gods, other members of their stronghold have been called to the scene. The Backrooms Gods demanded 2 employees of the B.E.G. to go to the discussion to work things out. Will Level Wyoming survive, or be thrown to the shadow realm?
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"Shit... we gotta do something."
"Yeah!"
"It's scheduled for tomorrow, so we better go now!"
"Alright, let's go to the quickest route to their stronghold."
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