Ass Grasper

The Ass Grasper (醜いデブ野郎が電車であなたを痴漢します) is the first enemy encountered in the hit PS2 classic Brandon Hill. It's initially found wandering the foggy streets and later on the subway train level. The pitbull player character first sees an Ass Grasper feeling up a girl in an alley way. The radio that the dog swallowed when it first got loose at the beginning of the game begins to make haywirey noises the closer the pitbull gets to the entity. It slowly notices the player and sends the girl off with a final spank.
== Appearance ==
Ass Graspers take the form of cheeky little cunts with a wide smiling gobber. They are orange (proven to be the objectively worst color of the LGBTQ New Game Plus) and wear jorts with zero consideration of the public conscience. Despite being orange and generally funny looking the creatures tend to report that it is Asian on surveys, seldom reporting that they identify as Black.
== Gameplay ==
During combat the Ass Grasper tries to get a good grip on you, and the player has to shake the control stick to escape. It flails its limbs about violently and has a surprise sudden ground pound attack that it only telegraphs a second before by making a piercing "WOAHHHH" noise, which will instantly kill the player if even a single pixel makes contact. Yes, fuck you. This really tests the player's reflexes as they must struggle with tinnitus from the shrill screams eventually and still avoid the attack.
Though it can prove to be a harsh wake up call at the beginning of the game, Ass Graspers are thankfully weak to guns and fire. Upon defeat, some Ass Graspers have lootable corpses that drop a jorts armor set for the pitbull to wear. Duplicates of this item may be exchanged for Cuckybux at a local QuestBuy.