Clyde Philmore and Beady kill Barney with a firework and get grounded

==Cast==
Clyde Philmore and Jerome-Steven
Beady-Kate
Announcer-Princess
Barney-Kidaroo
Randall Weems and King Bob-Eric
Ashley Armbruster-Emma
Jordan-Joey
Lieutenant LaMaise-Wiseguy
Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Cornchip Girl-Kayla
Clyde's dad-Diesel
Clyde's mum-Allison
Beady's dad-Professor
Beady's mum-Grace
==Transcript==
In the lounge in Clyde's house, Clyde Philmore had invited his girlfriend Beady, and he and Beady were watching TV.
Clyde: Okay, Beady! Let's see what's on TV?
Beady: Good idea! Let's check!
So Clyde changed the channel.
TV Announcer: Coming up next is Barney and Friends on PBS Kids.
Barney the Dinosaur was singing to the children.
Barney: I love you, you love me. We're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too? 
Clyde and Beady were furious. 
Clyde: Ooooooooooooooooooh! Oh my god! I hate Barney!
Beady: So do I! Barney is a stupid dinosaur! He whomps! Just like Bonky the Green Dragon! What shall we do, Clyde?
Then Clyde had an idea.
Clyde: I know, Beady! How about we kill Barney with a firework?
Beady: That's a good idea! Let's do it!
Clyde and Beady: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Beady: Let's turn off the TV!
So Clyde turned off the TV. Then he and Beady left the house and went off to find Barney, and they found him at Kelso's. Clyde and Beady came to Barney and talked to him.
Clyde: Hey Barney!
Barney: Hello Clyde Philmore and Darla Beady! What can I do for you?
Clyde: Come with us to the soccer field!
Beady: We got a surprise for you!
Barney: Cool! What is it?
Clyde: You'll know it soon!
Beady: You'll find out!
Barney followed Clyde and Beady to the soccer field, and Clyde and Beady showed Barney the firework.
Clyde: We're going to kill you with this firework!
Beady: You know why? Because you're the worst character ever!
Barney: Nononononononononono! Please don't kill me with a firework! Noonoonoo!
Clyde: Too bad! We are going to do so and that is that!
Clyde and Beady grabbed onto Barney, and they tied Barney onto the firework with a rope. Clyde took out a match, and lit the firework up. Barney bawled.
Barney: Nonononononononononono! Put me down!
Beady: Stay on there and don't move!
Beady kicked Barney's tummy.
Barney: Ow! What gives?!
Clyde: Don't say a word!
Beady: When you die, you'll burn in hell!
A couple seconds later, the firework quickly flew up into the sky. Barney was still screaming like crazy.
Barney: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Just then, the firework exploded into colours of sparkles, and it quickly completely split all of Barney's body parts. Finally, Barney's dead body parts began to go down. At the park, one of the body parts landed on Randall Weems. SPLAT! It scared Ashley A.
Ashley A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH NO! IT'S A PIECE OF THE CORPSE!
Ashley A ran off in horror.
Randall: Hey, something landed on me! Let me see!
Randall picked up a body part. He screamed in horror.
Randall: AAAAAAAH! It's a body part! It's gruesome!
Randall dropped the body part in horror and he fainted. At the other side of the town, one body part hitting Jordan, scaring King Bob and Jerome.
King Bob and Jerome: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
King Bob: Something gruesome hit Jordan!
Jerome: Oh no! Don't move, Jordan! I'll get it off you!
King Bob and Jerome got the body part off Jordan.
Jordan: What is it, Jerome?
Jerome: Something gruesome is a piece of the corpse.
Jordan screamed.
Jordan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S A BODY PART!
Jordan fainted.
King Bob: Oh no! Jordan's fainted!
At the deck of the navy boat, Lieutenant LaMaise was resting on a deck chair. One of the body parts landed on Lieutenant LaMaise's tummy, causing him to scream like a woman.
Lieutenant LaMaise: (The snake nanny's scream) AHHHHHHHHH! (normal voice) Something gruesome hit me on my tummy! What's that?
Lieutenant LaMaise picked up a body part, and noticed it. He screamed like a woman again.
Lieutenant LaMaise: (Jerry's girly scream) AHHHHHHHHHH! (normal voice) IT'S A BODY PART! HELP, KATHY! HEEEEEEEELP!
Back in the soccer field, the body parts went back down to Clyde and Beady. Clyde and Beady cheered.
Clyde and Beady: Yay! Barney's dead!
Clyde: No more Barney!
Beady: He's finally dead for good! Take that, purple dinosaur!
Clyde and Beady sang an I Hate You song.
Clyde and Beady: We hate you. You hate us. You're a stupid dinosaur who always tortures us with your torturous show and now we're coming to kill you! No more stupid purple dinosaur!
Suddenly, Gus Griswald and Cornchip Girl came and confronted Clyde and Beady, much to their horror.
Gus: Clyde!
Cornchip Girl: Beady!
Gus: How dare you kill Barney with a firework?!
Cornchip Girl: That is so terrible! He's one of our favourite TV characters! We all love him!
Gus: He's as good as Bonky!
Cornchip Girl: You murdered our favourite TV character! Everyone loves Barney!
Gus: That's it, go home while we call your parents!
Back in Clyde's house, Clyde's parents scolded Clyde.
Clyde's dad: Clyde! How dare you kill Barney with a firework?! That's really bad of you!
Clyde's mum: And what's worse? You killed him! You made all of his body parts split out when the firework exploded!
Clyde: But mum and dad, he's the worst TV character. I hate Barney so much, and so does my girlfriend Beady! That's why Beady and I have to kill Barney with a firework because he's the worst character ever! He always tortures me and my friends with his show!
Clyde's mum: I don't care! Now everyone is going to react to his death thanks to you!
Clyde's dad: That's it! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded for three weeks! Go to your room now!
Clyde went to his room, crying.
Clyde: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Beady's house, Beady's parents scolded Beady.
Beady's dad: Darla! How dare you kill Barney with a firework?! That's really bad of you!
Beady's mum: And what's worse? You killed him! You made all of his body parts split out when the firework exploded!
Beady: But mum and dad, he's the worst TV character. I hate Barney so much, and so does my boyfriend Clyde! That's why Clyde and I have to kill Barney with a firework because he's the worst character ever! He always tortures me and my friends with his show!
Beady's mum: I don't care! Now everyone is going to react to his death thanks to you!
Beady's dad: That's it! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded for three weeks! Go to your room now!
Beady went to her room, crying.
Beady: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
== Trivia ==
The snake nanny running out of Tristram and Candy's house screaming from the Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids episode The New Nanny was used as an audio where Lieutenant LaMaise screams like a woman then he is hit on a tummy by one of Barney's body parts.
Jerry's girly scream from Sing 2 was used as an audio where Lieutenant LaMaise screams like a woman again when he notices one of Barney's body parts.
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