Elpea

Elpea is a templar who's too good to edit the wiki. They have a huge butt and their butt stinks.
Elpea likes stealing candy from orphans and then the orphans die. They once beat up an elderly woman in a wheelchair who was in charge of a puppy daycare and the woman died and the puppies died.
Elpea notably did nothing at all during the Admin Wars, it was all Mike. They also never helped design Fort Wars which is not even a map. More like Fart Wars
Their lovemaking technique is lacklustre and your mom won't return their calls.
Also the Milkman level was better than the Napoleon level
==See Also==
* Elpea's dick
* Stupid jungleclick language
Category:FPH Templars