Don Quixote versus The Joker

thumb|right|335 px Don Quixote versus The Joker is the second battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the second battle overall. The connection between the characters is that they are both insane.
==Cast==
MaNCHA as Don Quixote
Kurt Vidallo as The Joker
Beat by Elvakerporno
Released on April 1, 2013
==Lyrics==
=== Quixote: ===
Hola, perra! ¿Cuál es incorrecto con usted?Green hair, white skin, and messed up in the head?I'm the man of La Mancha, from the spot, or the placeYou're just a dumbass who's mind's been displaced!It's a battle of wits between two super sane piecesOnly one will win, me, since your luck just decreasesYou can't win against a warrior, chivalrous.If I was the lion, you'd def be the mouse.
=== Joker: ===
Very bad choice of words! Think of this as a gameWhich would tell you that windmills and giants aren't the same!Wanna know how I got these scars? Do you? Well, My father..Was a stupid idiot like you and ended up killing my mother!In this game, Joker's won, checkmate, hook, link, and sinkerWelcome to the place where you're the worst f***ing thinker!Unlike you I fought like a man, So batter up, Dork KnightHere comes the ball, striking you from both left and right
=== Quixote: ===
I'm beatin' up buildings while you're fighting a bat,I'd suggest you'd go back into your hole, you rat!You need the Quixote Fix, you fraudulent jesterGo jump in your white van, like a child molesterCan't you just be nice to Batgirls and BatboysFor my beard overpowers your wonderful toysYour lines are a joke, funnier than thou faceYou peasant! Thou want to tussle? This verse was just a taste.
=== Joker: ===
Why art thou so solemn?I can't believe how insane you've become.I won't take shit from a lunatic caballeroI put the laugh in slaughter, I REAP what i sowKnight errant? Knight error, and one unfulfilled.Your skill equals the number of enemies you killedYou're not a real fighter, just a windmill,Now grab your little pony and make magic up that hill.
==Trivia==
*The original matchup was Don Quixote versus Pac-Man (First Novel vs First Video Game Character)
*Originally, the Joker was going to be Heath Ledger's Joker the whole time.
*A remastered version of the audio is in the works at the moment.
==Battle Information==
Category:Season 1
[[Category:Storm One