Starving Arti-Businessman

Starving Arti-Businessman is the pilot for "The Chronicles of Eugene.
== Plot ==
Eugene Krabs tries to start a business
=== Transcript ===
(The episode starts with Eugene waking up)
Eugene : What a dream... I thought I was in a terrible spinoff.
(We cut to Krabs, dressed in formal wear)
Eugene: Bye Mommy.
Mrs. Krabs : My son... wearing a suit?
(Mrs Krabs faints as Eugene walks out of the door)
(We cut to Eugene, examining a to let sign)
Eugene: Well... it's a low price, why not?
(Eugene walks inside and negotiates with the unnamed businessman)
Eugene : Mornin' ol' boy!
Unnamed businessman : I'm twenty-two... anyway, are you here to buy this product or just mock me?
Eugene : I'm here to buy, ol' boy.
Unnamed Businessman : Did you just completely forget what I sa- nevermind. How much have you got
Eugene : Two cents and me tie. It's a collectors item you know.
(Dramatic music starts playing)
Eugene: Me ol' pa dropped it while being lifted up to Cuba! He went to the fish shop in the sky.
(Eugene starts crying. Record Scratch)
Unnamed Businessman : Yeah, yeah, just give me the damn tie!
Eugene : (Smiling) Here ya go!
(Cutaway to fish heaven)
Eugene Sr. : Krabs just exploited me. That's me boy! Businessman to the core just like 'is old man!
Fish God : I really wish I didn't put lust as a deadly sin, because I'm surrounded by cold-hearted BASTARDS!
(The Episode ends)
Eugene : Wait, come back! Oh, these are the credits.
(Credits play along with cheesy midi music)
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