Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog

Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog, the sequel to Gappy the Shame, is a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure shame that was released for Xbox 360, Xbox ONE, Play Station 3, and Play Station 4 on April 20th, 2018. This shame is part of the Gappy video shame series.
Just like its predecessor, Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog caused extreme controversy, due to even more unnecessary swearing, stupid plot that makes you lose brain cells, MOAR plot holes, and being shorter in length when compared to the original. Despite that, Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog later got rereleased for the Xbox Series X and S.
A sequel, Gappy the Shame 3: Sus, released on December 24, 2020.
== Shameplay ==
You play as Josuke "Gappy" Higashikata, who is still NOT the same person as Josuke Higashikata.
There are four buttons, A, B, C, and D, which all do a different function. The player must press the right button in a 15 second time limit. Pressing the correct button will progress the story, while the other three will kill Gappy.
In other words, the shameplay is identical to the original Gappy the Shame.
=== Level 1: Is this a JoJo reference? ===
Immediately after the events of Gappy the Shame, Gappy and his friends Josuke, Giorno, and Trish meet the Order of the Apple, led by Mario, and his allies Angry Video Game Nerd, Peter Griffin, Captain Falcon, and Knuckles…
Giorno: "Wait... why did you take over the city, AVGN? I thought we were friends! :-("
AVGN: "NANI?? I'm not sure what you're talking about..."
Gappy: "We're all friends here! We've been friends for years… Right?"
Captain Falcon: "The Order of the Apple is just another gang that's trying to control things. It's like when the Nazis took over UnAmerica in the 30s..."
AVGN: "Don't listen to him, Gappy! He's just trying to scare you! I'm not lying!"
Gappy: "Let's just kill these guys and go home, Trish. I'm scared!"
Gappy and friends fight the Order of the Apple.
Gappy: "Guys, we need to stick together on this. Okay? Alright; let's go with our plan."
Josuke: "WHAT'S THE PLAN, MAN?!"
Gappy: "We need to reach the airport and escape Quahog!"
Giorno: "Gappy, you IDIOT! That bitch AVGN and his asshole friends are blocking our way!"
AVGN: "What did you say, you cock-sucking dickhead?"
Giorno: "FUCK YOU, MAMA'S BOY!!"
AVGN: "You little shit.. I'll kill all you fuckers!”
AVGN proceeds to do a Gamer Warcry and pulls out a chainsaw and tries to attack Gappy. If you press A, Gappy jumps out the way, only to fall into a bottomless pit. If you press B, Gappy will run away, only to get hit by a car. If you press C, the correct answer, Gappy makes AVGN trip and get punched by Giorno. If you press D, Gappy says “Fuck this, I give up.” and gets killed by AVGN.
Giorno: "Fuck off, you nerd. Want some more of your own medicine, fucker?"
Giorno punches the Angry Video Game Nerd in the head so hard, his head explodes.
AVGN: "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!"
AVGN died. Knuckles gets angry, and tries to punch Gappy!
Gappy: "WHAT THE HELL is wrong with you?"
Knuckles: "You killed my friend! People know that if you kill my friend, I'll kill YOU!"
Gappy: "Maybe it's because you're a literal fucking Nazi, you piece of shit!"
Knuckles: "Say that to my FACE!!"
Gappy: "NANI?"
Knuckles: "Let me see your face, NOW!"
Gappy: "..Why?"
Josuke: "Gappy, watch out!!!"
If you press A, the correct answer, Gappy jumps out the way, avoiding Knuckles’ attack. If you press B, Gappy walks out the way, but he walks onto the road and gets run over by Thomas the Tank Engine.
Knuckles: "Crap.. it didn't work!"
Josuke punches Knuckles at 88 miles per hour. Knuckles gets sent flying to the US-Mexico border and crashes against the wall. Donald Trump gets pissed that Knuckles destroyed his wall, so he shoots Knuckles in the ass and forces him to rebuild the wall.
Gappy: "Whew! Glad that's over with.."
Unknown: "WOW, THAT WAS AWESOME!"
Gappy: "Huh?"
Peter: "Hey, Gappy! Name's Peter Griffin. Did you know that the Bird is The Word?"
Gappy: "NANI?"
Peter: "APAPAPAPAPAPA! BIRD IS THE WORD!"
Gappy: "NOOOO!!! I JUST GOT BIRD IS THE WORD'D!"
Peter: "Relax! Everyone knows that the bird is the word! APAPAPAPAPAPAPA!"
Peter: "Anyways.. did you know that you're also eligible to join the Nazi Party? It's a great deal! Just like that one time I-"
Gappy: "Don't even THINK about doing a cutaway. I had to fight 2 powerful weirdos and all I get is a STUPID cutaway?"
Peter: "Okay, geez! The Nazi Party's great though. I heard you get cookies!"
Peter (whispering): "(Though I never got cookies..)"
Peter: "IT'S NO FAIR!!!"
Gappy: "What's no fair?"
Peter: "Uh.. nothing!"
Peter: "Anyways, you wouldn't want to fuck with the Nazi Party. We're the best thing that happened to this city since the 1940s, just like that one time I put Lois in the streets (where she belongs)!"
Scene cutaways to a sidewalk where Peter is shown pushing Lois.
Lois: "Peter, what the hell?"
Peter: "RELAX!! It's a surprise!"
Lois: "Well if it was much of a surprise, why are you pushing me into an ALLEY?"
Peter (whispering): "Quagmire! Joe! Cleveland! SHE FOUND OUT!"
Cleveland: "OH CRAP! LEAVE HER THERE!"
Peter is shown running away from Lois, who is distraught. Cutaway ends.
Gappy: "Worst cutaway ever."
Peter: "COME ON, THAT WAS THE BEST! Just like how our Nazi party is the greatest social party in the city!"
Gappy: "Best thing in the city, MY ASS!"
Josuke: "Yeah man, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?!"
Gappy: "Don't you see what the problem is with this city?"
Peter: "What problem??"
Gappy: "The problem is that it's filled with FUCKING NAZIS!"
Peter: "WHAT??"
Gappy: "THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR "DEAL" ISN'T THE BEST. IT'S THE WORST! GO FUCK OFF, YOU SCREWHEAD OF A PARENT! FAMILY GUY SHOULD FOCUS MORE ON STEWIE AND BRIAN!"
Peter: "YOU'VE MADE ME SUPER SAIYAN ANGRY!! Even more angry than that one time that one server at a restaurant didn't give me lamb sauce!"
Scene (yet again) cuts away to Peter at a generic resataraunt. The server serves him absurd amounts of food, including chicken, curry, burgers, fries, pizza, and an Outback Steakhouse Extreme steak.
Peter: "AW, NICE! This meal's gonna be AWESOME!"
Peter: "Wait a second.."
Peter: "Where's the LAMB SAUCE??"
Scene cuts away once more to a generic apartment, presumably where the server lives.
Whilst the server is watching TV, Peter suddenly jumps out of the shadows.
Server: "AH! What the hell are you doing in my apartment?"
Peter: "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT SERVING ME LAMB SAUCE!"
Scene cuts away to a wall, where the shadows of the server and Peter imply a scene where Peter has murdered the server.
Loading Screen: Peter Griffin became so angry, he became a super saiyan. Peter became so powerful, that Gappy, Josuke, Giorno, Trish, and everybody else lost their stands.
=== Level 2: Peter Griffin goes SUPER SAIYAN! ===
Peter Griffin kills Giorno Giovanna in only 5 seconds.
Gappy, Josuke, and Trish: "Oh GOD No!"
God, in the corner: "Hey!"
Josuke: "Why the hell did you do that?"
Peter: "Because you rejected my NAZI DEAL!!"
Mario: "Great-a job-a, Peter! Giorno's-a such a bitch-a. Fuck-a you Trish, your boyfriend is-a gonna be DEAD!"
Trish breaks down in tears. She cries like a little bitch.
Gappy: "It can't be... why would Giorno die so easily? Peter Griffin... CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD!!!"
Peter: "Oh really? How?"
Gappy: "I got a diamond sword, and it's the EXACT same one Johnny Joestar used before he died. I also have a bunch of idiots on my side. I shall destroy you, Peter! Or should I call you.. JUSTIN!"
Peter: *surprised* "YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER MENTION IT!"
If you press A, Gappy tries to hit Peter with his sword, but he misses and dies of a heart attack. If you press B, the correct answer, Gappy tries to chop Peter’s head off with his sword, but the sword breaks instead!
Peter: "Ha ha! You'll never take me down with a sword! I AM UNSTOPPABLE! Just like that one time I fought Homer-"
Gappy: "WE ALREADY KNOW, DUMBASS!"
Gappy: "So what the hell are you going to do? Bite me?"
Peter: "I'm going to use my enchanted netherite sword to destroy you all! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Peter summons his enchanted Netherite sword through his ass.
Gappy: "What THE ACTUAL SHIT."
If you press A, Gappy farts and gets chopped in half by Peter’s sword. If you press B, the correct answer, Gappy runs out the way, avoiding Peter’s deadly attack.
Mario: "Ha ha ha! Me, Peter, and Captain Falcon are-a UNSTOPPABLE!"
Captain Falcon jumps inside of his Blue Falcon and fires a bunch of missiles at Gappy.
Gappy: "Fuck.. that's a lot of missiles! Wait... Trish! You should guide the missiles to hit Peter instead!"
Trish: "Hm? Okay.."
Trish runs around and redirects the missiles and scores a direct hit on Peter's ass.
Peter: "N-NANI?! How am I... being beat up by a pink-haired brat?!"
At this point more missiles hit Peter and explode.
Gappy: "Ha ha!"
Peter: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT ONE TIME A PIE.. pie.."
Peter Griffin dies due to too many missiles blowing up his ass.
Mario: "MAMA MIA!!!!! Captain-a Falcon, you were supposed to kill Gappy and friends, not-a Peter!"
Captain Falcon: "Damn, my bad..."
Gappy: "Mario and Captain Falcon, you suck. Nazis like you deserve to die!"
Captain Falcon: "I'm not a Nazi, I'm just... Fuck it. I'm just sick of all this shit. Do you think I enjoy killing people?"
=== Level 3: Captain Falcon's not a nazi?! ===
Mario: "What-a?! Captain Falcon... are you a traitor?!"
Captain Falcon: "Yeah, I hate nazis. I joined the Order of the Apple so I can leak information about the Nazis to the public! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Mario took out his gun and shot Captain Falcon in the legs multiple times. Captain Falcon’s legs get shattered, and he falls on the ground.
Captain Falcon: "AGH!!! MY LEGS!! I'm a cripple now.. just like that stupid Joe!"
Johnny Joestar's Ghost: "HEY!"
Captian Falcon: "NOT YOU!! I MEANT JOE THE CRIPPLE COP!"
Johnny Joestar's Ghost: "Oh."
Mario: "Now-a Gappy... IT'S YOUR TURN TO DIE!!!"
If you press A, the correct answer, Gappy dabs, dodging Mario’s bullets. If you press B, Gappy tries to run away, falls into a pit, lives, but gets crushed by a massive rock and dies.
Captain Falcon, despite being crippled, does one final attack on Mario.
Captain Falcon: "FALCON... PUNCH!!!!!"
Captain Falcon extends his arm, and punches Mario in the face, breaking his nose. Blood comes out of his nostrils as he falls to the ground.
Captain Falcon: "YES!!! THAT STUPID ITALIAN PLUMBER FASCIST IS FINALLY DEAD!!"
Josuke: "Captain Falcon.. you.. saved us!"
Gappy: "Thanks for killing Mario, Captain Falcon!"
Captain Falcon: "Hm? Oh yeah! Sorry about that, I thought the fight was going to be longer."
Gappy: "It's cool, Captain Falcon. We should go to the airport now!"
Mario: "You guys-a still don't-a know.. MY-A TRUE FORM!!!"
Loading Screen: Whilst the men are confused by Mario's strange words, Mario suddenly starts to transform into something...
=== Level 4: PLOT TWIST!!! ===
Captain Falcon: "What the fuck is that?"
Gappy: "I think it's a mix of a monster and... IS THAT ONE OF THE FUCKIN' TELETUBBIES??!!"
As it turns out, Mario was actually Po the entire time!
Gappy: "NANI?! Po, are you behind this?!"
Po: "YES! I've been planning this the WHOLE TIME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Po reveals that the whole reason she wanted to have a gang was so Gappy would have something to fight against.
Gappy: "Po.. that's some of the most STUPIDEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER DONE,"
Po: "You don't understand, asshole! I wanted to be the leader of the gang, not Captain Fal-!"
Captain Falcon: "Don't lie, bitch! You're a Nazi. I will kill EVERY SINGLE TELETUBBY, STARTING WITH YOU!"
With that, Captain Falcon stands up and prepares to kill the Teletubbies.
Po: "NANI?! I thought I broke your legs!"
Captain Falcon: "That's right; you didn't! Wanna know why? Because you SUCK at crippling!"
Po: "Nevermind that.. I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" 
Gappy: "You fucking asshole.. You think you're going to get away with trying to kill me and the gang?"
If you press A, Gappy farts and explodes. If you press B, Gappy says “Fuck you, Po!” and gets run over by Thomas the Tank Engine. If you press C, Gappy tries to punch Po, but he accidentally punches a bomb and blows up. If you press D, the correct answer, Gappy shoots Po 5 times in the neck and upper body with an AK-47.
Po: "AGH... IT HURTS! I'm dying... You people will.. pay.."
Captain Falcon: "We can still kill the rest of the Nazis! I will fight Tinky Winky! Gappy, Josuke, and Trish, you fight the other Tele-bastards!"
Gappy uses his AK-47 to shoot Laa-Laa and Dipsy.
Laa-Laa and Dipsy: "AH!! YOU'LL.. all.. ᴘᴀʏ.. ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᶦˢ.."
Laa-Laa and Dipsy are both killed by gunfire. Captain Falcon and Tinky Winky begin to fight each other.
Gappy tries to shoot Tinky Winky.
Gappy: "Shit!"
Meanwhile, you notice that Josuke and Trish and the rest seem to be struggling against the evil Teletubbies.
Trish: "I can't fight these guys, they're too strong!"
Josuke: "That's because your a fuckin' girl, man!!"
Captain Falcon: "HAVE AT THEE, TINKY WINKY!"
Tinky Winky is almost killed by Captain Falcon, but Po saves Tinky Winky by shooting Captain Falcon in the head.
Josuke: "Damn, how the fuck is Po still alive?!"
Po: "You guys really are stupid.. NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!"
Po shoots Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon: "It was good.. fighting with you guys.."
Captain Falcon is killed. The sound of the gunshots pierces Trish's eardrums.
Trish: "AH! My ears!"
Laa-Laa: "BIG KILL, MOTHAFUCKA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Dipsy: "Fuck, I can't hear shit anymore."
Gappy: "NANI??!! LAA-LAA AND DIPSY??!! I killed you both.. how are you still alive?!"
Laa-Laa: "By the power of the Teletubby... I think..."
=== Level 5: The Wrath of Dipsy! ===
Dipsy shoots and kills Laa-Laa.
Dipsy: "You know what?! I fuckin' tired of this!"
Dipsy shoots and kills Po and Tinky Winky as well.
Josuke: "What the fuck is going on, man?!!!"
Gappy: "I don't know, but we need to kill Dipsy!"
Dipsy: "Oh, so you want to kill me? You can't. I can kill you in only half a second! I'M BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS, BITCHES!!!"
Dipsy becomes a super saiyan!
Dipsy begins to speed up. He then kills both Josuke and Trish without warning.
Gappy: "Oh god... how can I defeat someone who is more powerful than Chuck Norris?!"
Dipsy: "You can't. But if you try, then I'll kill you and everybody you care about. Now beg me to spare you."
If you press A, Gappy begs for mercy, but gets killed by Dipsy anyways. If you press B, Gappy tries to punch Dipsy, but he shoots a massive laser that kills Gappy. If you press C, the correct answer, Gappy tries to shoot Dipsy in the head, but hits his legs instead. If you press D, Gappy takes a piss and dies of a heart attack AND EXPLODES!!!
Despite being shot in the legs, Dipsy speeds himself up and stabs Gappy in the chest.
Gappy: "Ow... that fuckin’ hurts, you green bitch!"
Dipsy: "That's right Gappy, you weak little FUCK! You're as puny as a bug! But I.. DIPSY.. MORE POWERFUL THAN CHUCK NORRIS.. WILL DESTROY QUAHOG!!!!!!!!!"
Chuck Norris walks into the battlefield, killing almost all Teletubbies that invaded Quahog, besides Dipsy.
Chuck Norris: "What the fuck did you just say? NO ONE BEATS ME.. CHUCK. MOTHERFUCKING. NORRIS!!!"
Dipsy: "N-NANI?! Chuck Norris?! No matter, I will still win in the end! You are no match against me Chuck, you stupid piece of shi-”
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Dipsy's head off. Dipsy died, as he didn't stand a chance.
Gappy: "Thank you, Chuck Norris..."
Chuck Norris: "You're welcome!! That's what they get for being an ass about power. Also, I’m going to teleport you back to school! Haha!"
Gappy: “Wait.. wha-”
Chuck Norris heals Gappy and teleports him back to his school.
Baldi: "Oh hey guys, what's 69+420+2+2-21x9001?"
Gappy: "Oh shit, I’m back in school... FUCK!!!!!"
Baldi: "That's right, FUCK is the correct answer!"
Gappy: "Hey Bruno, is Baldi always this retarded?"
Bruno: "Yeah, these fucking retards has been insulting me and my intelligence for years now."
Gappy: "Y...You know what? Fuck this, I'm leaving."
THE END.
== Development ==
Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog was developed by the Teletubbies, who also made the first shame. Why the Teletubbies made themselves the villains in this shame is currently unknown.
Or maybe it’s because the Teletubbies are a bunch of retards.
== Reception ==
Biased Ratings gave Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog a 5/10, because there are 5 levels. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure fans loved this shame just like the first one, because it’s a JoJo reference. SJWs hated this shame, because it had Donald Trump in it.
ESRB and PEGI didn’t ban this shame for some reason, despite banning the first one. The ESRB gave Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog a T for Teens rating, while PEGI gave this shame a 7 rating.
== Trivia ==
* The Teletubbies created Gappy the Shame 2: War in Quahog because they forgot to give Gappy the Shame an ending.
*This is the only Gappy shame to be rated T by the ESRB.
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