Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell

CEO of Facebook and philanthropist, Mark Zuckerberg, and Scottish-born inventor of the first telephone, Alexander Graham Bell, rap against each other to see who is the better creator of communication.
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Instrumental: Reverb by Tristan
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MARK ZUCKERBERG
VS
ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL
BEGIN!
===Mark Zuckerberg:===
Time to show who really owns the world of wires and phones
Is it the prodigy of code or overgrown Tom Jones?
Making changes to humanity on a one-dollar salary
While you're battling for patents I'm dispatching cash to charity
You're a telephony, homie, you were doing pretty well
But drop Elisha's stolen features, your creation wouldn't sell
I'm a cutting-edge Nexus, you're a decade-old Dell!
The name Alexander Graham just doesn't ring a Bell!
===Alexander Graham Bell:===
Let's talk about outdated, Mark, you got one-upped by AoL
'Cause your program was more BASIC than your average clientele
I'll wipe your name and your green out of TIME Magazine
And Crush your handy little gadgets like Candy on a screen
I made what I did to permit people to connect
Not for wealths of hellish selfies, pokes, and virtual veg
You unfriended your roommates and made a group with Gates
I LLC through you, two-face, you're worth as much as you make!
===Mark Zuckerberg:===
Yes, the net worth of my network's impressive but I'm progressive!
This decrepit Eugenicist passed the deaf off as defective
I'm the Chief Executive you shouldn't fence with, get the message?
You just stole communication, I'm the one to reinvent it
===Alexander Graham Bell:===
Listen, shiny, real nice guys don't insult their peers' looks
You're a nerd who spent a year with his Face in a Book
And this gentile pretender's only in it for the tender
Got the cash from your bar mitzvah then dropped your faith altogether
===Mark Zuckerberg:===
Please, I'm iller than your siblings, I quote Virgil and the Iliad
Abilities in science and linguistics: got a myriad
I started my Odyssey age twenty in college
Now I'm top six rich with Kanye picking at my pockets
I own WhatsApp, Insta, got that Oculus on
'Cause I'm the Zucker, motherfucker, you're like MySpace Tom
Sweeping desktops and handhelds, I dominate devices
'Cause me and over a billion other people like this
===Alexander Graham Bell:===
Finished sharing your comments? You need a character limit
Take center stage like I did at any family visit
Think of a problem, Aleck could fix it, a magical whizz-kid
I could deliver iller lyrics just by tapping my fingers
You exploit uses with ads as your wallet grows bigger
Relationship status: married to a gold digger
So why don't you post this up on your Facebook wall:
Tried to duel with true genius but couldn't answer the call
===Announcer:===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES
(The view zooms out and logos appear all over a world map, with each one a shout of "EPIC RAP BATTLES")
OF HISTORY
<poll>
WHO WON?
Mark Zuckerberg
Alexander Graham Bell
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