Suggestion Box

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy writes out a few suggestions for the local bank.
==Script==
Germaine is standing in a line, behind her is the man who was beat up in “a postal event” there is a sign which reads: Please wait for the next teller, fool there is a clock of some weird design… could it be analogue!? The time is 12:25 or something similar… the time is meaningless so forget what you just read.
: Foamy
: Oooohh a suggestion box! Wah! These things are the best, you can have so much fun with a suggestion box, Lets see what can I suggest… hmmm.
: Oh, alright!
Foamy starts to write
: Dear Suggestion Box, I suggest you have a small buffet for those folks waiting in line. I’m not one to complain, but your banking staff is as slow as shit. And If we all have to wait because of their incompetence then the least you could do hook us up with some free food. My suggestion is Bagels and Coffee, hmmm perhaps some crack for those crack addicts who launder their money in your fine banking establishment. ‘Cause you don’t want a fiending crack head standing in line with no crack.
: I also suggest that there should be special benefits for your squirrelly account holders; I myself have sixteen million dollars in Nazi gold that I stole from the Germans sitting in your vaults. I must say I’m appalled your current rate of interest being 0% I know the economy is bad but take it out on the humans and not the upper 1% of squirrels.
: My last suggestion is to hire some English speaking staff. Even though I am fluent in 32 different languages “yo no me gusta” conversing in a language not native to my country. My money says “the United States of America” not the “collective nonsense of India” or the “north Korean regime” the denomination of currency here is in dollars, not Pesos, not Rubles and certainly not fucking Euros I’d like to hear some God damned English coming out of your God damn bank tellers you pieces of crap!
: I’m so sick of this! I hate having to use sign language to do a bank transaction. I expect this simple request to be put into action within the week or you will all taste my squirrelly wrath.
: Signed Your Lord and Master Foamy.
: P.S. my minions are loyal and they can destroy you all!
FBI guy from “a postal event” leans into the shot.
Ending screen appears.
: Foamy
: Higher Interest rates for squirrels holding Nazi.
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