Everybody Loves Max

Inner Monologue
Hey everyone. I'm Max. Also known as SuperMaxGuy104. There's, um, not much to say about me I guess. I'm nice, I guess. I love Twenty One Pilots and Steven Universe, totally my favorites. I'm a pretty friendly guy overall. I guess my biggest pet peeve is when people don't NOTICE me. Which, coincidentally, happens a lot. I'm the Guy Who No One Notices. They say people like me become serial killers or whatever when we grow up. I kinda just want to live a normal life. Of course, with the type of friends I have, that's not happening anytime soon.__NOTOC__
== Starring ==
SuperMaxGuy104
Raised By Wolves
Gogogadget831
MintSkittlePenguin
SouthParkClydeFan
with
ArtDraw12
and
G+T
== Recurring Cast ==
FanGirlJoy
and
DarkMaster999
== Guest Starring ==
Maria
Logan
Cashier
and
???
== Episode 1: To The Max ==
=== Scene 1 ===
Everyone is having a conversation about Total Drama
Clyde: Eww Samey
Maria frowns
Cloudy: I'm neutral on Samey. She's not the worst, but not the best. What do you think of Amy?
Clyde: I don't care about Amy. I care about Sugar and Leonard, who are inspirations to mankind.
Chewy: Eww Leocrap?
G+T: How is Leocrap an inspiration to mankind? In ANY way?
Ryan cries like Bubbles because of Clyde's lies
RBW: I like Tyler
Everyone: WE KNOW!!!
RBW: omg!!! die!!!
Gogo: Who's that
RBW: Who?
Gogo: Him...*points at Max*
Everyone: Idk
Max: Meh, it's fine. No one notices me anyway.
Mint: HEY EVERYONE LOOK! *shows everyone porn*
Everyone: OMG MINT STAHP
Mint: Placenta.
=== Scene 2 ===
Gogo: I miss Dark :'(
RBW: I miss Dark too :'( he was the best.
Jack: Are they talking about Dark? Again?
Cloudy: Mhm...
Jack: They really miss him.
Max: Huh? That gives me an idea :3
=== Scene 3 ===
Clyde: Hi Mint
Mint: Hey Clyde. I was doing an RP and Bruno and Izzy are in the finale!
Clyde: That's nice. Did Bruno hook up with Logan yet?
Mint: Eww Logan. No.
Clyde: Then, Tyson?
Mint: Ye. I WISH AMY WAS HERE.
Clyde: I'm bored. G2G. See ya.
Mint: I want a placenta plushie.
=== Scene 4 ===
Art: And then, a tree branch rips off her top and exposes her-
WiiU: What are you talking about?
Art: Lenny face stuff
G+T: DRAG ME.
Art: DRAG ME indeed.
Chewy: My caption on Cap This just got deleted >:(
G+T: You always submit perverted captions.
Chewy: ...So?
G+T: The rules say not to.
RBW: He's right.
Chewy: RBW stop or I will kick yuo.
Art: Then let's come up with the most dirty, yet NOT dirty caption ever!
G+T: What do you mean?
RBW: I think he means a caption that's perverted, but lowkey. You know, like, getting crap past the radar.
Chewy: I've got some things in mind.
=== Scene 5 ===
Joy: OH MY GOSH!!! It's HAPPENING! IENGIENGIEHGO!!!
Gogo: What?
Joy: THEY'RE REUNITING!!!!!
WiiU: Wait, who?
Amy: One Direction?
Joy: WHO ELSE?? EEEEEE!!!
Logan: And on this day, God died.
Joy: Logan stfu or I will shove their 246 awards so far up your ass.
Logan: ...
Clyde: Yeah Logan, shut it.
Logan: Why do I get no respect -.-
Joy: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT. ONE DIRECTION IS REUNITING <3333333333333
Mint: Will they sing Friday? Or Chinese Food?
Joy: Maybe...?
Logan: One Direction isn't that great. I'll tell you who's great, this one band from the 60's-
Mint: Logan no one cares about your grandpa bands!!!
Joy: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Clyde: When is their first concert?
Joy: In three days. And I didn't manage to get tickets!
Gogo: I thought you stayed up all night to buy them online?
Joy: My wifi was slow, and they got sold out in SECONDS! Which makes sense since there was a rumor that there was supposed to be a Larry Stylinson kiss.
Mint: wtf is that
Joy: Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, duh!
Logan: ...must we discuss this?
Joy: LOGAN I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
=== Scene 6 ===
Mint: P is for Perfect
Mint: L is for Lovely
Mint: A is for Awesome
Mint: C is for Caring
Mint: E is for Epic
Mint: N is for Nutritious
Mint: T is for Totally Bae
Mint: A is for Amazing <3
Mint: That spells P-L-A-C-E-N-T-A: Placenta!
=== Scene 7 ===
Chewy: I feel like we should make something about Josee's boobies again.
Art: No, that's too obvious.
Chewy: Beginners!!
Art: That's it! We go with a caption about Harold!
G+T: Eww why?
Art: Boobies...
Chewy: Why is RBW so quiet?
G+T: He's got to be thinking something.
RBW: uh, no, I'm just bad at making captions.
Art: What about that Poopydog one?
RBW: EVERYONE knew that one was coming.
Chewy: You still got on the gallery.
RBW: True. What if we go for something that seems like an innocent joke, but once you look deeper, it's not?
G+T: I think I have an idea...
=== Scene 8 ===
Max: No, just come for a little while.
???: Okay, but I'm a bit busy.
Max: That's okay! It's just for a little while!
???: Fine, I think I can do it.
Max: Great, just come inside.
???: Okay I'm in, now what?
Max: Now, go over there to those two.
??? turns out to be Dark
Dark: Oh wow!! It's Gogo and RBW!
Max: And they haven't stopped talking about you in ages.
Dark: Okay I think I can make time, for those two.
Dark goes over to RBW and Gogo, and they immediately become extremely excited.
Mint: How did you do that?
Max: No one ever thought of just asking Dark to come...
Mint: Oh...
=== Scene 9 ===
RBW rips open his wallet, taking out a large wad of cash.
RBW: Hey, can I get two tickets for One Di...um...that band.
Cashier: Sure.
RBW: Awesome. They're not sold out, right?
Cashier: Kid, I've got a secret source ;)
RBW: Umm...cool.
RBW hands over the money and receives two tickets for the One Direction concert in return.
=== Scene 10 ===
Logan: Why must I suffer...?
Joy: OH MY GOD
Joy tackles Logan.
Clyde: lol
Mint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gogo: omg Joy stop!!
Chewy: Joy stop or I will kick yuo.
RBW: MAI SUN GODDESS!!
Joy: My fav <3333333
RBW: Look what I got!
RBW shows Joy the One Direction tickets, which Joy grabs, inspects and panics over.
Joy: OH MY GOSH!!! You did it! SOMEHOW!!
Logan: And I get nothing...
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Joy: I CANNOT believe you got these! This is SO awesome!!
G+T: I found the perfect caption too!
Everyone turns to G+T.
Max: Oh, and Mint, I found this for you.
Mint: Wut.
Max: A.........placenta plushie!
Mint: Yay
Art: Finally! We have defeated Cap This! ...Sorta.
Gogo: Plus Dark is here again <3
Max: So overall, a happy ending?
Everyone actually turns to Max, and nods.
END
Category:Everybody Loves Max
Category:Stories