Duel Of The Douchebags

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Duel Of The Douchebags is a side mission in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.
== Summary ==
The Coon sends you to find Alex, and finish the fight he started. Once you show up, The Coon assists you. Defeat him, and prevent him from running if he tries to escape.
== Mission Sequence ==
New Kid heads to the Coon And Friends base, he talks to Coon and hears the following dialogue:
Coon: "New Kid, I've found Gunther, he's at Main Street, go meet him there, I'll help too to make sure he doesn't run. Oh, one thing before you go, New Kid. Kick his ass, kick his fucking ass."
New Kid heads to main street and gets a cutscene with New Kid and Coon confronting Alex with the following dialogue.
Alex *jumps off of a roof of a building and grabs New Kid with tentacles, pissed off*: "You're here for me. Well, here I am."
Coon: "Let Butthole go."
Alex: "Fine. *lifts New Kid up high and drops New Kid* You turned Butthole against justice, against me!"
Coon: "You have done that yourself."
Alex: "Liar!"
Coon: "Your whole franchise is run by a retard in a wheelchair. You have allowed this, dark lord to twist your mind until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy."
Alex: "Don't lecture me, fatass!"
Coon: "Damnit, I'm not fat I'm big boned!"
Alex: "I see through the lies of Coon And Friends, I do not fear the Freedom Pals as you do, I fight for the right reason. I have helped bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to these streets of South Park."
Coon: "Freedom? Justice?"
Alex: "My allegiance is to the Freedom Pals, to the greater good!"
Coon: "Alex, you fucking back-stabbed us, you fought New Kid when South Park needed him, you basically ass-fucked freedom, and pretend your the good guy."
Alex: "If you aren't helping, you're in our way, Coon!"
Coon: "Only a Freedom Pal deals in absolutes, I will do what I must."
Alex: "You will try."
New Kid enters combat after the cutscene ends, and SW:ROTS music starts playing. New Kid and Alex fight, and continue it to a rooftop off a building, and eventually, New Kid and Alex jump off onto the back off an Amazon truck. The fight continues until Alex jumps off and catches himself with his tentacles. New Kid lands on Alex. The two fight in the sidewalk, and into an alleyway. Once Alex's health reaches 0, a cutscene plays where Alex appears to have been knocked out, and the following dialogue plays:
Coon: "That was some serious ass-kicking New Kid, the Freedom Pals are sure to leave us alone for a while."
When New Kid leaves the alleyway, a cutscene plays with Toolshed carrying Alex back to the Freedom Pals base and fixing Alex's tentacles, but done in a way similar to Anakin becoming Darth Vader.
== Trivia ==
* The whole mission is a parody of the Battle Of The Heroes in Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith, and even includes the soundtrack, Anakin vs. Obi-Wan. It also has a parody of Anakin becoming Darth Vader.
* The name, Duel Of The Douchebags is a parody of the soundtrack, Duel Of The Fates