Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 12)

Chapter 12 is the twelfth chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Fury of the Pigs".
==Plot==
(King Pig and Nigel's group left the cave and head over to the Spix's Macaw tribe as sneaking in one of the bushes as the Angry Birds are seen taking a nap after a long day with King Pig and Nigel preparing to launch a firework in the sky to gain attention to the Spix's Macaws)
*King Pig: Heh heh heh. At last. We finally made it to the jackpot.
*Ross: Like exploring treasure on a pirate's journey, the treasure has been found as the mission is complete.
*Nigel: Not yet. We need to get those eggs as soon as possible to prevent getting caught.
*Ross: But how are we going to sneak through the blue macaws and get the eggs without being watched?
*Foreman Pig: Good question. We already shoot some fireworks in the sky to gain the birds their attention and successfully got the eggs without being watched. We still have more fireworks left to get the eggs before the birds wake up.
*Chef Pig: *realize there's one more firework left to shoot* Hold it! We have one more firework left to shoot! We don't have enough left, but to make it fast.
*King Pig: What? We ran out of fireworks.
*Gabi: That is like the only one we have out of our box.
*Ross: We need to go back and get more. We have more back in the weapon box.
*Nigel: We are not leaving until we get those eggs before they wake up.
*Ross: One shot isn't good enough to make a noise and give them a wake-up call.
*Nigel: Just do it. Time is running and we don't have enough time left before the birds wake up on their schedule.
*King Pig: Hurry man. I'm getting kinda starved for a omelet egg.
*Ross: Alright. Whatever you say, here come the boom. *shoot a firework in the sky*
*Red: *he and the Angry Birds wake up* What? What was that?
*Stella: What is that sound?
*Ross: Did it work?
*Nigel: Darn it. We missed. That was our only firework left to shoot.
*King Pig: They're not even waking up. One firework lacks the bomb of a attention to wake them all up like the chickens.
*Chuck: I know that voice.
*Red: Like who? Who's there?
*Bomb: *spy King Pig and Nigel's group on the tribe* It's the pigs and Nigel!
*Red: Holy bird seeds! What are they doing here while we're napping?
*King Pig: *look at Red* Hey Red. Sorry to break into the party, but we have a favor to make and to take for sharing.
*Red: I don't trust you at all and want everyone to get out of my sight!
*King Pig: We owe ya a apology, right Nigel?
*Nigel: Weirdo. Pigs, cut down the trees and bring us the eggs!
*Minion Pig #1: Time to get some sawing going! *saw on the trees*
*Minion Pig #2: *saw on the trees* Cut cut cut.
*Matilda: *see the trees being cut* All the trees are being cut as in a timber line.
*King Pig: We got some timber going on here. I wanna see you guys suffer like flightless chickens!
*Blu: *fly around* What's going on here?
*Jewel: *spy on King Pig and Nigel's showing up* Oh my gosh! The pigs are back with Nigel!
*Eduardo: They're here?! Alert the tribe!
*Blue Sentry: *hold a horn* With one of the human things to achieve, we'll warn the tribe about the trespassers arrival. *blow out a horn to gain the Spix's macaws' attention*
*King Pig: Destroy all the trees!
*Gabi: Why aren't we catching the eggs on the nest?
*Nigel: We're too busy cutting trees! I'll go get them! *fly over to the eggs* They're mine!
*Red: No they're not! *hit Nigel*
*Nigel: *crash to a tree branch* You shame me even more, flightless bird.
*Chuck: You should have been dead back in Rio during the fire of the fortress.
*Bomb: Yeah. Not even we know you from somewhere, but you almost burned the whole jungle and all of Rio in general.
*Nigel: I wouldn't burn down a jungle if it weren't for the firefighters and a firehouse dog to show up to the rescue and clean the fires from burning like ashes. *laugh*
*Hal: It's ain't funny, cockatoo.
*Bubbles: You almost burned millions of birds when the fire was still going in the fortress.
*Stella: Luckily, the broken wood closed down the fire to prevent killing everyone and no one was killed while all of us escaped, but you survived with the pigs and some dart frog.
*Blu: *show up* Hey, Nigel. What are you doing here? You're not allowed in the tribe.
*Nigel: Make me you blueberry bird. I got the right to find the eggs of your friends and use them for a feast we're having.
*Blu: A feast full of eggs? That seem like another problem your pigs are causing around the jungle. It's not cool to steal someone eggs like we have to deal with the peacocks from stealing a while back.
*Jewel: *show up with the rest of the tribe* You have no choice to leave, but to remain silence.
*Rafael: Boy, you are messed up. You haven't even changed since you lost the bet.
*Nico: Yeah! Get out of our Amazon tribe, dumbo bird.
*Nigel: Your Amazon tribe? I don't think so. *hiss at Nico and Pedro*
*Pedro: Yikes!
*Hal: That bird is as scary as a toxic shake.
*Bubbles: And I thought Terence's stares were even scarier as a gorilla. *Terence hit him* Hey.
*Terence: *growls and blow air from his beak at Bubbles* Grr...
*Jim: I'm scared.
*Jake: What's going on?
*Jay: Are we going to bird jail?
*Nigel: No one is going to bird jail, but I'm taking the eggs back from the pigs! *fly to the eggs on the nest*
*Red: Hey, it's not yours. It's mine! Blu, get him!
*Blu: I'm on my way folks. *fly after Nigel*
*Matilda: Don't let him get close to the eggs cause, they're babies inside it.
*Nigel: *grab the eggs with the nest* Adios amigos and have a nice day. *laugh*
*Blu: Hey. That's not your eggs.
*Chuck: Just hit him!
*Blu: I'll flap him out. *flap on Nigel* Dude, stop. Those eggs are my friends.
*Nigel: Not anymore, blue bird. *pinch at Blu*
*Blu: Ah. My face. My cheeks!
*Jewel: *try to go after Nigel* You're not taking away the eggs, egg stealer.
*Nigel: Why don't you pick somebody your own size like a egg. *pinch at Jewel*
*Jewel: Ow.
*Stella: Jewel, no!
*Mimi: My baby!
*Eduardo: I'll deal with this theft myself! *fly after Eduardo*
*Tiago: Go Pop-Pop. You can do it!
*Eduardo: *to Tiago* I will. *to Nigel* And you're off the tribe!
*Nigel: *fly off* Leave me alone you chief!
*Eduardo: You're not leaving with the eggs, dummy.
*Nigel: Make me.
*Blu: Eddie, punch him back.
*Eduardo: *try to get the eggs* Let go of it!
*Nigel: Never! *hiss at Eduardo*
*Rafael: Guys, hold the Blues so we can throw them at Nigel.
*Nico: *he, Pedro and Rafael hold the Blues* You asked for it.
*Jim: We're gonna beat Nigel.
*Jake: He's mean.
*Jay: And sharp.
*Nico: Ready kids?
*Jay, Jim and Jake: Yeah!
*Pedro: Let's shoot! *he and his friends shoot the Blues at Nigel*
*Jay: Wee!
*Jim: It's like a cannonball.
*Jake: A super blast!
*Eduardo: Let go. Come on.
*Nigel: Never in a million of minutes. *get hit by the Blues by dropping the eggs with the nest* Gah!
*Blu: Way a go Blues!
*Jay: *fall with the blues* Wee!
*Jim: We're falling!
*Jake: Help us!
*Rafael: Luiz! Down here! Get them!
*Luiz: *on the ground* Right back at ya! *get the Blues* Hop on in! *get the eggs with the nests* Hey.
*Jim: We got the eggs.
*Jake: Shiny.
*Jay: Top shot.
*Nigel: No! Not the eggs!
*Mimi: Luiz boy! Get the eggs to safety!
*Luiz: I'll try to hide the eggs as long I scare the pigs! *run to scare off the pigs*
*Red: Make sure you scare every pig from sawing the trees!
*Luiz: I'm on it! *bark at the pigs* Get outta the way!
*Minion Pig #1: Whoa! Bulldog here!
*Minion Pig #2: Get that dog out of here!
*Gabi: Nigel, the dog got the eggs!
*Nigel: *fly over to Luiz* That bulldog won't take the eggs away from us!
*Luiz: He's getting further from me!
*Jay: What do we do?
*Luiz: Protect the eggs before he lay a snatch on it.
*Foreman Pig: Cut the rest of the trees so we can crush that dog!
*Chef Pig: But the eggs are in there.
*Ross: We can't crush the eggs without our lunch.
*King Pig: Whatever the foreman says, just cut them now!
*Ross: Aye aye, king! *he and the pigs cut most of the trees in the tribe*
*Peri: Our trees! Not our humble home!
*Roberto: We're all gonna get cracked!
*Blue Sentry: Where are these weird creatures coming from?!
*Blu: The trees are falling apart!
*Red: They're gonna crush Luiz and the Blues with the eggs if they don't get out safety to evacuate.
*Jewel: Even Nigel is going after the kids.
*Chuck: We can't let Nigel get all the eggs at once!
*King Pig: Pigs, make sure you find any egg on each of the trees!
*Foreman Pig: We'll find most of the eggs in the tribe. Boys, go dig some tree holes for the eggs!
*Chef Pig: We're on our way! *he and the pigs capture the eggs on the tribe*
*Blu: No, no, no! They're stealing the eggs from the tribe. We have to stop them!
*Red: We're not letting these creeps go further with the eggs.
*King Pig: Let's get outta here! Come on!
*Ross: Back to the fortress with the eggs!
*Luiz: Oh no you don't. Those are our eggs!
*Jay: Give us back our eggs!
*Nigel: Never! *try to get the eggs*
*Jim: No Nigel, no!
*Jake: Back off!
*Nigel: Let go!
*Jay: Make us!
*Nigel: Don't make me! *trip over the Blues*
*Jay: Whoa!
*Luiz: Kids! Hey! Why did you do that?
*Nigel: Hand over the eggs, now!
*Luiz: *growls* Don't make me come near you, creep.
*Nigel: You're a pretty dog, right? Have you ever seen a pretty cat before?
*Luiz: Don't say that. You know that I hate cats so much in my life! *bark at Nigel*
*Nigel: I'm not even scared of a dog! *hiss at Luiz*
*Gabi: Go punch him. You got him!
*Luiz: I need help! Hey Charlie, go teach some freaks some manners!
*Charlie: *show up to comfort Nigel and Gabi on how much he misses them* Aw... *make puppy eyes*
*Nigel: Aw. Charlie, it's good to see you again. Did you miss me when I'm gone?
*Charlie: Aw...
*Gabi: He's giving us puppy eyes. Why with the sad faces?
*Nigel: I know you missed us Charlie, but you betrayed me ever since the human invasion and I'm taking back a apology for what you have done to my schemes! *hiss at Charlie*
*Luiz: Trap him!
*Charlie: Ha. *trap Nigel with his tongue*
*Nigel: Ah! Let go of me you anteater! Gabi, shoot him!
*Gabi: Bon Appétit. *shoot a drop of poison at Charlie*
*Charlie: Ah. *itch by letting go of Nigel after getting hit by a drop of poison*
*Luiz: Charlie!
*Ross: *grab the eggs on the nest from Luiz* Thank you for the egg, bulldog!
*Luiz: Hey! That was not yours!
*Blu: Charlie, no. And the pig got the eggs.
*Red: No! They stole it all!
*King Pig: Ha ha ha ha ha. You finally all lose from the hands of the pigs. Good day sir and see ya at the fortress if you find us all. *to the pigs* Come on pigs! We're outta here and we're going to make some breakfast for dinner!
*Foreman Pig: Home sweet fortress coming up!
*Chef Pig: I'm dying for eggs!
*Gabi: Yay! We did it! We got the eggs!
*Nigel: *see Charlie itching himself* Sorry Charlie. Do you really think your new friends can treat you very nicely after joining with the tribe? I don't think so. You made me ill after my second encounter with Blu. Let's go Gabi. Let's see what the pigs want with their food. *fly off to follow the pigs*
*Gabi: *hop to follow Nigel and the pigs* The only luck to achieve from your lunches is you!
*Ross: Ho ho ho. We got it all.
*King Pig: Launch some dynamite before we leave!
*Foreman Pig: I say. *press the button to explode the dynamites on the trees* Boom! Home to safety! *he and the pigs leave*
*Eduardo: No no no. This is so much wrong. *see many trees falling apart* Holy machos. The trees are falling!
*Roberto: The tribe is falling apart!
*Mimi: We have to fly out!
*Luiz: Run for your lives!
*Jay: Not without Charlie!
*Luiz: He's covered in poison. I can't pick him up!
*Bia: You guys should have know the truth about Gabi!
*Luiz: What?!
*Carla: Whatever. Just pick him up and let's go!
*Luiz: Fine! Let's not being left out this time like me, but I'm gonna be sick! *run and hold Charlie on the way out*
*Jim: Whoa!
*Jay: The whole Amazon is like falling into pieces.
*Luiz: Running for survival!
*Blu: Go go go! Reach to safety!
*Jewel: Don't crash through the crashing trees!
*Old Bird: I will! *fall out screaming until being rescued by another blue macaw* Thank you!
*Red: *he and the Angry Birds stay together as their tree is about to crash* Uh, guys? Our tree is gonna fall.
*Blu: OH! We forgot about you guys! Guys, rescue them!
*Jewel: We can't leave without them! *she and the flock grab the Angry Birds to safety*
*Chuck: Thank you!
*Matilda: Glad we're not gonna fall anytime soon.
*Stella: We're surviving big time.
*Eduardo: *see the trees collapsing* Not our trees. Aye yai yai. I shouldn't expect from predator-like threats from coming in the tribe without harm.
(All the birds including Luiz and Charlie escaped the Spix's Macaw tribe as most of the trees fall apart with the gang arriving at a safe spot in the jungle to recover after the pigs and Nigel invade the Spix's Macaw tribe)
*Blu: Shoot. That was a close call.
*Red: We all made it to safety, including the kids, right?
*Luiz: *show up with the Blues and Charlie* Glad I didn't get left out this time!
*Rafael: You finally made it in time! No one was hurt, right?
*Luiz: Well. Charlie is in serious pain. He got the poison all over his body. Look. *drop Charlie with the Blues*
*Jim: Oh no.
*Jay: That's not good.
*Jake: Are we going to get sick now because of him?
*Jewel: Do we have a doctor? Anyone have a doctor here?
*Eduardo: Me. And I'm the only doctor in the tribe. Let me see. *check on Charlie* No frozen tongues, no itchy body, no scratches, no scars in the eye, and no lack of hearing. You're all good.
*Charlie: He he. *shake and clean his body*
*Tiago: What? I thought he was sick.
*Carla: The dart frog isn't poison all along and that's why no one feel the poison when getting touch by a droplet of water.
*Nico: Like a spit.
*Pedro: Dang. These guys are sneaking like ninjas in the Dojo. That's crazy.
*Chuck: Is anyone okay after the heist?
*Mimi: We're all okay. But the problem is, most of the tribe is damaged and our eggs are stolen. *make everyone shocked*
*Red: Even our eggs are gone, again.
*Bomb: The pigs are behind this heist and we have to stop them!
*Matilda: I know what they have been plotting every since we crashed here.
*Luiz: Those green pigs are stranger danger as coyotes. No matter what they laugh on, they always steal certain items like raccoons and cats.
*Roberto: Everything we all love, is gone. We've been robbed! *scream*
*Jewel: Calm down Roberto. We can figure it out to get the eggs back.
*Roberto: But how? Defeat the pigs and claim our reward like a token?
*Jim: We were unable to get the eggs when that pig took it away from Luiz.
*Hal: Then why didn't you slap him when he catch it like a frisbee?
*Bubbles: We don't have fins or feathers. Also, it's flipping useless to slap a pig over a lack of abilities.
*Peri: What about the kids?
*Female Macaw: And our eggs?!
*Blue Sentry: When are we going to go back and clean the mess up from the ashes?!
*Red: Enough! It's over. We lost everything. The eggs, the trees, all of it in the tribe. There's no way back home, but the dump.
*Chuck: Does it mean, not going back to our world?
*Red: It's over Chuck. We lost against the pigs and failed to get back the eggs from those greedy animals.
*Blu: Nigel was there. He's teaming up with some King Pig and we have to stop them before they cook all the eggs into fried ones.
*Red: We'll think about it later on.
*Eduardo: No one wanna be the bird today? Then shame on you all. That's enough chit-chatting for the day.
*Mimi: The end. No comment.
*Terence: *shred a tear* Wah wah wah.
*Hal: What about going back home?
*Bubbles: He say to not worried about it.
*Hal: But where are we going to live?
*Bubbles: I don't know. The cave?
*Red: We only have one job to prevent all of this, but oversleeping has ruined all of our expectations to return home and let all of this madness from happening. It's all our own fault now.
*Blu: *look up in the sky* I'm sorry Linda and Tulio. I let the tribe down on this one. We'll figure out how to fix the problem to get our stuff back later on. This is just dull and boring. *lay down in defeat*
(Back with Linda, Tulio and Fernando, as they driving on their way to Manaus as they are looking at the cities with people walking in the streets and pigeons eating some bread crumbs on the ground)
*Linda: There it is. Manaus. The last city before heading to the Amazon.
*Tulio: That's a whole lot of buildings up there in the likes of Miami and New York.
*Fernando: Every single state got a city in them.
*Linda: Not all of them have a city like Hawaii. They got towns and most of the towns are small.
*Tulio: Most people don't visit small towns very often. Even the pigeons are liking it here by eating lot of bread crumbs.
*Fernando: Meh. Who need to dump all of their leftovers in the ground when you got the coolest city in the block.
*Linda: Oh wait. We got a flea market on the way!
*Tulio: You mean like a fruit market where every sell their fruit to make money?
*Fernando: Yes. They make lot of money like selling cupcakes at the bakery.
*Linda: I know. The fruit market is like the flea market. We gotta check it out before we head over to the rainforest.
*Tulio: Y'all are hyped today to see the birds. Let's get going.
*Fernando: This long day has been a long week. What a road trip this is.
(Linda, Tulio and Fernando park their car at the parking lot of the dock and head over to the flea market to see a lot of vendor shops around the dock and see many offers by greeting lots of people)
*Fruit Seller: Welcome to the fruit market, travelers!
*Clothes Seller: Flea market customers! We got some customers on the way!
*Fortune Teller: Make yourself at the flea market! It's kinda like a outside mall, but with booths with the shops with rare prices!
*Linda: Whoa. I'm really liking this place so far.
*Tulio: We been here last time when we started exploring all over Brazil.
*Fernando: That's a lot of nice offers to get.
*Food Seller: Churros. Get your churros here. Only 50 cent.
*Fruit Chef: *cut up some watermelon* Boy, that fruit salad is gonna be a masterpiece and everyone is gonna eat it.
*Linda: *look at a fruit hat* Oh my. What a nice fruit hat. That's what Carmen Miranda used to wear when performing on stage.
*Tulio: *see people fishing in the dock* That's a lot of nice fish to catch when fishing.
*Fernando: I don't think we have a rod to catch some fish and cook for dinner.
*Fisherman: Heh. I bet you would be selling some nice fish at a market like selling some salmon at a farm.
*Top Guy: *stretch his bow-tie* You know. They be selling other kinds of meat like chicken as well, the same as taking eggs from the nests and selling them on plastic boxes in stores. You know I'm saying.
*Linda: *see some fireworks in the sky* Oh. There's a fireworks show going on. Is there a performance in the jungle?
*Tulio: A performance in the jungle? How? A jungle is too big for a performer to perform their act through the trees and roots.
*Fernando: I wouldn't mind going there for booby traps and rock cliffs standing with the panthers in charge.
*Explorer: This is terrible! Something is going on in the Amazon! *he and everyone shocked*
*Customer #1: This is bad.
*Customer #2: There's smoke everywhere in the jungle.
*Linda: What smoke? Like there's people camping in dangerous areas of the rainforest?
*Customer #1: The rainforest has been getting bombed lately full of fireworks.
*Customer #2: Someone has been playing with fire to burn it all through the trees. Also, it would cause a fire and wipe everything in nature. Whoever is doing this needs to be stopped.
*Linda: Oh no. That's bad. We'll see what we can do since we're safari explorers and scientists from Rio.
*Customer #3: You're scientists? Even the kid too?
*Fernando: I'm adopted. Also, my parents are safari explorers and ornithologists to study birds in the wildlife.
*Customer #4: Oh, cool. We believe in you guys. You need to check what's going on in the jungle.
*Fruit Seller: A lot of trees are cutting and burning. You need to stop what's causing the Amazon to burn. You guys are like national heroes on TV as we heard about your recent actions in Rio and all of Brazil.
*Linda: If you know who we are, then we're going to the Amazon to fix a problem.
*Tulio: We'll see where the smokes are coming from and we'll clean the smokes out to keep the Amazon safe.
*Fernando: We don't know if the loggers are behind this or not, or else something else could have caused the smokes to happen.
*Linda: This is why we're going to check on the Amazon. Also, Blu and the rest of the macaws are there and we'll worried how they're struggling to survive from the smokes.
*Tulio: You mean like the whole rainforest is gonna cause a fire by the smokes, right?
*Fernando: Yikes! Not the fire. We have to make it quick to stop the fire from happening. We came all the way to see what's wrong with the Amazon as we're going to fix out a problem.
*Fruit Seller: Good luck going to the Amazon. You're gonna need it to protect yourself from the fires and smokes.
*Pin Seller: Keep the rainforest safe from illegal loggers and fire-loving killers.
*Top Guy: As Smokey the Bear say to himself, "Only you can prevent forest fires." As well preventing rainforest and jungle fires.
*Linda: Save the rainforests and don't pollute.
*Tulio: As the family of three, we're leaving the flea market right now to go to the Amazon to check what's up.
*Fernando: We'll be back with the good news. *he and his parents head over to the Amazon*
*Fruit Seller: *he and everyone clap* Good luck saving the rainforest.
*Pin Seller: Save the animals. They deserve to live!
*Top Guy: I hope these guys make it out safety without trying to catch a flame or fall into a trap with the rest of the harmed animals in the wild. Or else, the smokes could be a set up.
(Back with Red and Blu's flock with the Spix's Macaws, the whole flock is burned out after the heist from the pigs and Nigel as they are feeling depressed right now after parts of their home collapsed in wake of the trees falling off from the tribe)
*Red: I don't know what to say. But we can't just give up yet.
*Blu: The first time I attempted to fly, I failed. We gotta fail sometimes in order to improve our skills and do the traits better.
*Chuck: Like setting up goals and completing them? That's part of the process of learning how to do things right.
*Bomb: Can we not talk about things to improve and be worried about the heist the pigs have caused in the tribe?
*Stella: We are aware what the pigs and Nigel did to the tribe. They even stole all the eggs in the tribe including ours.
*Matilda: They been spying on us the whole time since we got here and we're not taking it back from the creeps that drove us crazy after all these years of fighting.
*Jewel: The whole tribe is a mess right now. Luckily, our homes didn't fall apart, but all the other trees were bombed and collapsed when the pigs first invaded.
*Eduardo: We need to do better than that, but to improve our tribe and secure it more better in the future.
*Mimi: It was for the human loggers and now, it's for the pigs trying to take over the whole Amazon for themselves by stealing animal babies and eating them for lunch.
*Roberto: That's just disgusting. Whoever steal the eggs and eat them with babies inside is just... nasty. Their problem is part of the problem.
*Peri: It's horrible, I say.
*Old Bird: Morons. They don't even pay respect to the lost ones!
*Blue Sentry: I used to have a childhood friend that played guard duty with me and suddenly got eaten by a cobra by the time we first worked as sentries. It's stink to lose a friend you know and love like my brother's flying teacher.
*Luiz: For example, I lost a lot of bones and it's suck for a owner to waste a lot of money on buying bones for dogs when their focus is to pay on bills and taxes for their homes.
*Nico: I lost many soda caps before using the one I own to this day.
*Pedro: I also lost my little pumpkin when I was a chick prior to meeting Nico.
*Rafael: Ouch. The last time I lost something was a skeleton leaf.
*Eva: That skeleton leaf does nothing on you, Rafael!
*Rafael: Eva, it's not a feather, it's a leaf! Plus, it's a item.
*Eva: So. Then why do we use fruits as items to eat and wash with our feathers?
*Red: It's never gonna get any better. *see many birds showing up* Huh?
*Yellow Macaw #1: Help! Our eggs are lost!
*Yellow Macaw #2: Almost all of our tribes have the eggs stolen! I know one of you guys are brave enough to go find the thieves and stop them.
*Blu: Who are these guys?
*Chuck: What do they want from us?
*Purple Macaw #1: Listen! All of us have been robbed from our tribes. The eggs are taken and footprints are shattered everywhere.
*Eduardo: Oh no. That sound like the work of the pigs.
*Mimi: They're the same guys that caused all of this mess to happen.
*Roberto: I thought we were the only ones robbed.
*Luiz: That's so messed up. How can we fix this out?
*Purple Macaw #1: Listen. We were distracted by the light of the power sparks. Whatever they're called, it's something that the humans always use to celebrate parties.
*Blu: Fireworks!
*Red: Fireworks? I knew what the pigs have been planning all this time to set up a trick to steal our eggs! We're going to stop them no matter what!
*Felipe: Ah ha! I knew it was going to be the winners of the Pit of Doom. Why didn't you use the nuts to stop the pigs from stealing the eggs! Huh?!
*Blu: Whoa, Felipe. Calm down. We were not thought of the heist when the pigs sneak into the tribe.
*Eduardo: We were robbed Felipe. Our whole tribe collapsed. The eggs, the trees, everything. We got no choice, but to give up on protecting the jungle from invaders.
*Felipe: Don't be a sore loser, Eddie. We worked together on stopping the loggers once. Now we can work together again to stop the pigs from taking the eggs.
*Blu: As you may all know, one of our arch-nemesis from Rio is working alongside with the pigs and we need to stop them from conquering not just the Amazon, but all of Brazil they're gonna invade if we don't take down their fortress.
*Jewel: I heard the cockatoo and tree frog escaped the lab when all of this world madness was happening.
*Stella: Yeah. We explained everything to the Spix's Macaws when we were fighting the pigs back home and we were warped out of nowhere.
*Tito: Oh my. We were busy guarding the nuts when we saw you guys falling from above the sky.
*Cesar: We are sorry for judging your size when we first encounter you at our tribe.
*Red: It's okay. Everyone make mistakes and apologize for it.
*Mario: All of us birds need to work together and stop these pigs from ruling the Amazon.
*Antonio: It wouldn't be as long to protect the Amazon ever since we beat those human loggers out of the rainforest.
*Felipe: After that, we're gonna do it again by saving our humble home from these hogs.
*Mario: Pigs, hogs or whatever they're called.
*Red: Pigs. Just pigs. Like warthogs and boars.
*Hal: What are we gonna do next? Train?
*Bubbles: Like fighting?
*Red: Do we really have to do more flying lessons in order to fight the pigs? Cause none of this don't make any sense.
*Bubbles: I meant, to launch.
*Red: Launch? For what?
*Blu: Oh, you mean like launching from a slingshot? That could work.
*Red: Hey, you're right. We could launch from the slingshot to beat the pigs like we did before back in Rio.
*Nico: You're going to make us shoot from a slingshot to fight pigs like last time? What?
*Pedro: Dang, you're crazy.
*Luiz: How are we going to do that?
*Jewel: None of these birds don't know how to shoot from a slingshot. Only you guys did.
*Chuck: Hey, all of us launch from the slingshot, remember that?
*Rafael: Yeah. But that was too crazy to shoot and break through objects.
*Red: We need to make this serious and warn everybody what we're gonna do.
*Eduardo: We all heard. If you can do the honors, go right ahead to do the honors.
*Red: I will speak for the honors. *clear throat* Ahem! Attention all birds of a feather. I know It may sound a bit daunting, but we have been aware about all of your eggs being stolen by some round creatures called the pigs. The pigs have happen to be my arch-nemesis from my world. They been causing trouble and stealing other bird eggs for years as we birds have been fighting over and over for the battle of the food chain.
*Blu: Also, they're teaming up with one of the worst birds in the world no other than Nigel!
*Jewel: That cockatoo is infamous for working with the smugglers to capture every single bird in Rio and sell them to other smugglers around the world. He came back once to cause a fire and almost got shot by a dart frog who turn out to be not poisonous, but a regular frog.
*Bia: I heard they were search in a research in Rio and suddenly escaped during the portal crash test when the pigs warped into the lab to free all the birds including Nigel and the tree frog and at the same time, we met the Angry Birds.
*Bomb: That's us.
*Terence: *growls* Grrr....
*Old Bird: That is one big fierce bird here like an eagle.
*Blu: As we macaws started getting along with the Angry Birds, they told a lot about their abilities and how they use slingshots to launch and fight the birds.
*Red: That's what we're gonna do to train and defeat the pigs for justice.
*Yellow Macaw #1: You're using a human object to fight the pigs? That's just riduclous and silly to fight the pigs? Why not throw logs at them?
*Red: I know you guys are confused what we're saying. We use a big slingshot to shoot at the pigs and we're gonna train you guys to learn how to shoot on a slingshot.
*Yellow Macaw #2: But how are we going to do that?
*Yellow Macaw #3: Who you asking?
*Red: We'll find out right now to train like a Angry Bird.
(The background song "Explode" by Charli XCX plays as the Angry Birds knock down a tree and begin working on the slingshot by scaping all the wood out and using a blueprint to show how to build a slingshot. After building the slingshot, they place the slingshot on the ground for all the birds to see as they use a net on the slingshot and use cardboard of the pigs and Nigel to begin training. The Spix's Macaws and every bird macaw try out the slingshot by launching to break into cardboard of pigs as the Angry Birds try as well by launching to smash to a tree and worked. The kids including the Blues make their own slingshots to shoot themselves to break cardboard of the pigs as well the Blues destroying a cardboard of Nigel. Everyone cheered by launching from the slingshot to smash down trees with a sound of "Timber" and a "Woo!" by knowing how well as they trained and ready to take back the eggs.)
*Eduardo: My fin.
*Roberto: We are like them. The Angry Birds.
*Felipe: Old Eddie and Young Robert, did you see what these bodiless birds did? They're making us launch like tennis balls!
*Eduardo: I know their words and where their direction is headed.
*Red: Great job you guys. Very well done. Now that you learn how to launch like a Angry Bird, we're going to reach to the pigs' lair and get those eggs back from stealing!
*Old Bird: What do you mean by stealing? Do they like take the eggs away from us?
*Red: They stole your kids. No. They stole our kids. I mean, who does that? Have you ever stolen any one's children? Huh? *points at Jewel* Have you? *points at Stella* I mean, you look like you would. And you know what? I'm a little bit angry. Correction. I'm really angry. And I don't think I'm the only one. Come on, we're birds! We're descended from dinosaurs! *the crowd cheers* We're not supposed to be nice! Right? *Jay roars like a T. rex* Uh. Yeah, point-point made. Who else here is angry?
*Everyone: We do!
*Luiz: *growls* Grrr. As a dog, I feel furious and mad about this.
*Rafael: Luckily, our kids are safe, but the baby ones inside of the eggs are not.
*Jewel: This is why we're gonna get the eggs back before they go inside the pigs' stomach.
*Mario: How are they going to fit inside a pig's stomach if they don't have bodies or legs?
*Tito: Just swallow them in their mouths like what the squirrels do in the Winter time.
*Red: You know the answer. We're getting our kids back, and I don't need any... calm, detach, happy birds. Not gonna help us. Don't need it. I need some angry flocking birds. *the crowd cheers* You hear me! Now, who's angry! *the crowd cheers* Well, let's go!
*Blu: *show up with a GPS* Heya. I'm back! What did I miss?
*Red: What the? Blu! What are you doing with the GPS?
*Blu: Oh, I manage to fly all the way to the storage cave while you guys are training and found the GPS on the way when the tribe is in ruins.
*Jewel: How is that lady gonna trust us on the way to the fortress?
*Blu: Trust me. She know the address to get to the pigs' secret hideout. *turn on the GPS* Hey GPS Lady, locate where the pigs and Nigel are hiding?
*GPS Lady: *voice* Locating to Burger Castle.
*Blu: No! Not Burger Castle. The pigs' castle! Just translate.
*GPS Lady: *voice* Calculating to Ben's Pig Shack.
*Blu: Ugh! I hate this modern day era of technology so much.
*Jewel: Told ya, we don't trust that lady. No one in the jungle know what a GPS is. Let it go, Blu.
*Red: Boy, you got snapped. Let's go.
*Blu: Ugh. Why every time I know what to do and where to find it, it never go wrong and everyone disagree with me on the compliment.
*Chuck: Red got this. Don't blame yourself.
*Red: With every single feather of my being, I am not going to let any of these eggs be taken from their parents.
*Bubbles: I have no upper body!
*Hal: Darn good for a bunch of birds.
*Eduardo: Red, you lead the way. It's your destiny to save the day now from those creeps.
*Red: By the wings of hope, we're going to find the pigs, stop them and get the eggs back. Follow me and let's go. *everyone cheer as they follow Red* No excuses and no more time to waste!
(The background song end as we head back at King Pig's fortress where the pigs show up with the eggs as they gather all together in a meeting in a stadium-like place with King Pig and Nigel to make a announcement regarding on all the eggs they have stole on all the bird tribes in the Amazon)
*King Pig: Hello all folks! We have succeeded the plan to steal all the eggs from the bird tribes. *see everyone cheering* Yeah. Make some noise boys!
*Minion Pig #1: Yeah King!
*Minion Pig #2: We love you! Throw us some bacon!
*Nigel: Funny, but ruthless pigs!
*Gabi: They make a great audience for the show!
*Nigel: Dinner and a show. Great. Now I'm getting a bit notorious.
*King Pig: For all of my minions in here, today is the day that we're gonna begin conquering the Amazon and burn everything in its ground to fit our liking in the jungle! *make the pigs cheer*
*Foreman Pig: My boss, my man!
*Chef Pig: You cook a nice recipe. Great job!
*Ross: My hand in man!
*King Pig: I got a whole lot of armies to take down the birds. *call out the pig groups* Construction workers, corporals and a rock band!
*Rock Star Pig #1: It's rolling time.
*Rock Star Pig #2: Three, two, one, go! *perform as everyone cheers*
*King Pig: I got my pigs in charge to contribute to the invasion. Chronicler Pig!
*Chronicler Pig: Ordering the court! The meeting is approved!
*King Pig: Professor Pig!
*Professor Pig: Hi. My glasses are very clean.
*King Pig: And Handsome Pig!
*Handsome Pig: My hair is looking nice. *whip his hair* Uh!
*King Pig: We pigs are ready to invade the whole jungle after stealing all the eggs from the birds and we're gonna feast these eggs for dinner! *make the pigs cheer*
*Nigel: Ugh.
*King Pig: When I say, "Eat the". You say, "eggs." Eat the!
*Pigs: Eggs!
*King Pig: Eat the!
*Pigs: Eggs!
*King Pig: And now, say the phrase with me. Eat the eggs!
*Pigs: *chant* Eat the eggs! Eat the eggs! Eat the eggs!
*King Pig: *see everyone cheering* Yeah. That's it. Right after eating the eggs, we'll invade the Amazon for today and tomorrow, we'll invade the rest of Brazil and the following day, the whole world! *laugh*
*Nigel: You're gonna try conquering all the world under our name, are you?
*King Pig: Of course yes. It's all part of the deal since we first met.
*Gabi: Time is flying by.
*Nigel: You and me got something in common. *laugh*
*King Pig: You're very dramatic. Alright folks! Get to your battle stations while we prepare shooting for the birds and invade like loggers! *make the pigs cheer*
*Foreman Pig: This is for our team!
*Chef Pig: For bacon and ham!
*Ross: And meat!
*Professor Pig: It's a success!
*King Pig: Wow, what a reception. Alright, snouts up!
*Earl: My, it's a snout staircase. Who thinks of that?
*King Pig: I heard that Earl!
*Earl: Oh. He said my name!
*Gabi: Look at the pigs Nigel. Aren't they excited to invade the whole jungle?
*Nigel: I'm a little nervous, scared, but excited.
*King Pig: *laugh* Heh, heh, heh. I hope these birds never made it out of their homes and suffer to the end of the line. *evil laugh*
(Back with Red and Blu's flock, they have joined with the other birds as they are about to make their way to King Pig's fortress where the pigs and Nigel are hiding in prepare for a war)
*Red: After all the training on shooting, we'll be strong enough to beat those pigs in second.
*Blu: Our tribe is bigger than we could imagine. I hope we have enough people going in war since last time.
*Jewel: We still have enough people on our side to fight back the pigs.
*Chuck: We got bigger crews.
*Bomb: Big lunches.
*Rafael: Strong forces.
*Nico: And a whole lot of samba in our hearts!
*Pedro: I love it Nico, but we don't have time to samba right now due to a ongoing event going on.
*Luiz: I wonder where the pigs are hiding in the jungle.
*Eduardo: They're not on the trees.
*Mimi: And they're not on the bushes either.
*Roberto: Not on a cracker. Ugh! I shouldn't say that.
*Yellow Macaw #1: Where do they live?
*Red: They don't live here. They just took over the whole Amazon and we're taking it back from the pigs.
*Yellow Macaw #2: Oh, how many times you beaten the pigs?
*Red: We beat them multiple times on normal days and on holidays.
*Purple Macaw #1: It's like you all never got along together.
*Red: We hate each other, they steal the eggs from us and they made us anxious and furious.
*Purple Macaw #2: Never want to let go of your anger issues during a upcoming battle.
*Blu: Hey sir, can you check where the pigs are hiding?
*Blue Sentry: I'll go check right now where the pigs are. *fly to check where the pigs are*
*Jewel: I hope he come back with the news on where they're hiding.
*Stella: They better not be down under through a secret lair or else.
*Matilda: They left out footprints during the heist, so that leads into where they are right now.
*Blue Sentry: *show up with the news* I found them! They are hiding at the fortress!
*Red: They got a fortress?
*Blue Sentry: Yeah, it's true. I saw it with my own eyes.
*Eduardo: If you have seen a fortress on our way, then show us!
*Roberto: I can do the honors on where they hiding. *pull down the vines and reveal King Pig's fortress on the way* There! My gosh, it's so big and it's real.
*Blu: Holy macaroni and cheese. That is one big fortress right there in the Amazon.
*Blue Sentry: I told you that fortress was going to look like a work of art and it look bland.
*Red: A fortress made of wood, stone and ice, even glass. I knew what the pigs are up to and why they're still teaming up with your nemesis.
*Blu: Like, the pigs are selfish, greedy, picky and anxious. We're gonna need a bigger fortress to compete with their territory.
*Red: No need for a fortress my friend. We got something else for us to use.
*Blu: Like what? A toothpick?
*Red: You know our game and what we always use to beat the pigs. Angry Birds, bring in the slingshot!
*Chuck: *he and the Angry Birds hold up a big slingshot* Ta ta da! The biggest secret weapon is the key on defeating the pigs and Nigel.
*Jewel: So that's what we learned on training earlier, right?
*Bomb: Ugh, I feel a little nervous inside, but that's normal, right?
*Matilda: Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
*Nico: Oh snap. That Nigel is going down again on the drain!
*Bomb: We'll be bombing like blocks and clay!
*Pedro: If they got no swagger, then they will be going downhill on the bottom in the end of the line.
*Jewel: So this is where the pigs, Nigel and Gabi were hiding all this time.
*Blu: They got like a big castle on their hands. We gotta take it down or else, the rainforest is gonna turn into a dump like what the loggers did to the trees the other day.
*Old Bird: What the heck is a castle?
*Red: And that's where we're going.
*Eduardo: Mr. Red, do you remember everything you learned on our training?
*Red: Um, nope.
*Eduardo: Well, forget all of it for now. Now the time for talking is over and it's time to let loose.
*Red: Oh good. Because I never learn anything anyway.
*Chuck: Oh, me neither. I actually just came to socialize.
*Bomb: I came for the snacks. You don't happen to have any of it now, do you?
*Eduardo: You guys learn everyday of your lives! You don't play with fruits and swim in the water like fishes and lazy bums on nets. You gotta learn something new in your brain! *point his head* It's all in your head.
*Roberto: Not even a caterpillar and earworm can to read all the books in one shot.
*Eduardo: Very funny Roberto. Let me speak for the honors. *announce* For all of our friends in the Amazon, the tribes and from the other world, we will not back down to live under a dump. Today, we will take back the Amazon and gain the rights to protect our freedom from these pirates! Now who's with me?! *make everyone cheer*
*Mimi: We'll break all the wood, ice and rock on the fortress.
*Luiz: Pretend they're all bones so I can pick one and chew their ribs apart.
*Rafael: We'll torch these castle towers up with fire!
*Eva: Baby, take it easy. You're not going to burn the entire rainforest to the ground, are you?
*Rafael: No. I'm not taking it too far to burn down the fortress which will lead to the burning of the forest.
*Eduardo: We had a fire in the rainforest once and it was horrible. Hope it won't happen again when we take down Nigel and his minions' secret lair.
*Stella: We're gonna do this not just for the animals or the humans. We're gonna do it for the rainforest in order to save it from invaders and loggers from coming in.
*Blu: We're also going to do this for Linda and Tulio cause, they care about me and the more care and love they, all of us will always care for each other and strive to protect our will for the wings of hope.
*Mimi: How are we going to get over those walls?
*Red: Uh. I'll tell you how. We're gonna fly. Remember. The goal is the castle. Get to the castle.
*Blu: Like going to the goal of a pirate quest.
*Red: Correct. All the birds of a feather, get ready. We are about to go on war. And on war, we'll take down the fortress and save the rainforest from being taken over by invaders! For the glory of Rio and Amazon! *make everyone cheer*
*Chuck: Red, we love you!
*Bomb: The Mighty Red, as we say.
*Blu: The Mighty Red, really? First Mighty Eagle, and now Mighty Red? What's next, a Mighty Blu?
*Bomb: I have a crazy mind set up on my brain full of random imaginations. If you ask me, I'll bomb.
*Blu: No need to bomb like a water balloon.
*Bomb: Laugh out laugh. *laugh* Am I right?
*Red: Are you guys with me? *everyone put their wings up as a thumbs up* Good. Now let's go take down that fortress.
(With the birds preparing to set up the slingshot, the bad piggies at the fortress are watching over the birds as King Pig and Nigel stare at the birds as they set up their plan to defeat them all at one)
*King Pig: Heh heh heh. Look at this, Nigel. Do you really think they could get away with this with their so-called secret weapon?
*Nigel: Even with the pretty birds joining with the Angry Birds? No way. I'm gonna put an end to it. We really need to inform your brothers and sisters right now.
*Gabi: Are we going into a intruder situation my love?
*Nigel: We're in the risk of losing the war. We're in horrible danger. King Pig inform your team now that we're going on strike.
*King Pig: You said it my man. Foreman, alert the sirens while I'll go make the announcement!
*Foreman Pig: You said it champ. Fire drill coming up. *press the fire alarm*
(The fortress cause a fire alarm with sirens beeping as the bad piggies rush to their stations to prepare their attack on Red and Blu's flock)
*King Pig: *on speaker* Attention everyone! There is a bunch of birdies on the loose! They have sneaked into our hideout and now launching an attack with their secret weapon! Prepare your cannons and launch against their trees all at cost!
*Chef Pig: A recipe's cooked for disaster. Steel thy eggs!
*Minion Pig #1: Prepare the cannons!
*Minion Pig #2: Let's load up the cannonballs. *he and everyone load every cannonball to the cannons at the towers*
*Minion Pig #3: Get ready folks. Are you mark, get set. Shoot!
*Minion Pig #4: Fire in the holes! *he and everyone shoot cannonballs at the trees*
(The bad piggies shoot cannonballs in the trees, making all the crocodiles and turtles run and swim while the birds prepare for a lunch at the fortress)
*Eduardo: They're attacking our beloved forest! We must attack now!
*Matilda: Yes Eddie. My flock, set the slingshot for survival! *he and the Angry Birds set up the slingshot*
*Hal: Perfect.
*Bubbles: The secret way of stopping the pigs and destroying a castle.
*Luiz: Whoa, those are some dope horns.
*Blu: It's based off a slingshot with a patch attached to it.
*Luiz: Whatever slingshot is.
*Red: One of you guys launch first. Any one of you.
*Blu: I should say, let the seniors go first on shooting.
*Old Bird: I'm the only senior on the tribe! So let me shoot on this U-weapon.
*Red: Let the old bird use the slingshot first.
*Chuck: Seniors go first!
*Old Bird: *get on the slingshot* Throw me off the slingshot. I'll be a water balloon after this throw.
*Chuck: Step right up. Keep your wings, legs and beak inside the slingshot at all times.
*Old Bird: This is not a water park! Just shoot me already!
*Stella: Time for a little test.
*Matilda: Ready, aim, shoot.
*Chuck: Hasta la vista, baby. *shoot Old Bird to the fortress*
*Old Bird: *launch to the fortress* Whoa! This is not what I expected! *crash to the fortress* Whoa! What the? What am I doing here?
*Red: He actually made it!
*Blu: It worked! Is he hurt? Is he okay?
*Bomb: Or did he injured himself without doing any exercise.
*Terence: *hit Bomb* Grr.
*Red: Don't say it. I hate spoiler alerts.
(At the fortress, The Old Bird encounter some pigs while King Pig and Nigel are setting up a war to attack the Amazon Rainforest)
*Old Bird: What are you all looking at, weirdos?
*Minion Pig #1: Wait a minute, that's not Blu.
*Minion Pig #2: It's a hundred year old parrot. Look at his face. *laugh with the pigs*
*Old Bird: Are you mocking me? That's it. You're getting a beat down! Come at me, pigs! *beat up the pigs*
*Nigel: *spy Old Bird on camera* Hey! Those birds aren't going easy on the battle.
*King Pig: *spy the birds outside on camera* Fearless birds. This means war, birds and animals of the Amazon!
*Old Bird: *knock down the pigs* Eat that! Eat this! Eat glass! Eat some glass, porkers! I'm going to get my grand-egg back! You are next! *rumble to push the pigs out of the way*
TO BE CONTINUED
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