Susan At Volume Zero (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Bomber: “Hey, Susan! Look at this!”
Susan: “Cool! It’s a potion!”
Bomber: “Not just any kind. It’s the type of potion that will make you have a better singing voice!”
Susan: drinks it
Bomber: “Don’t drink too much or else-“
Voice gets softer during the voice transformation
Susan: tries saying something, but it doesn’t work
Heads: “We ran to a bad problem.”
Anne: “Please fix! We have a show tomorrow! We couldn’t do it without Susan.”
Heads: “OK, we’ll fix what’s wrong with this potion. And Susan, just go a normal day.”
Susan: waves goodbye and uses the Super Scooter to go back home
Samantha: “Hey, Susan! How are you?”
Susan: shaking her head
Samantha: “Oh! You had a bad day? Why?”
Susan: drawing on a chalkboard of what happened during the day
The first panel showed Susan not allowed to go to the fair, since she isn’t an Eggman fan, so when she became an Eggman fan, she went to the fair, and wanted to perform a show with her other friends, with Anne creating a poster and everybody in the fair liking it. In the second panel, she illustrates that she will play a song after everyone is done with their act. In the third panel, she shows her going to Heads' base to get a potion that gives her a better singing voice, and the fourth panel shows her becoming silent
Samantha: “Wait, so you became an Eggman fan? That’s terrible! He created a war, and so I fought with Sonic and Classic Sonic with my Wispons to take him down. Although I do have to admit, fighting along with him was fun. Still, don’t like Eggman. He’s a terrible person who unleashed Infinite on the world.”
Susan: shows Samantha money and turns away
Samantha: "What did you say?"
Susan: shows Samantha money and drops it on the ground
Samantha: "OK, that's it, young woman! I've had enough of your attitude! I'm gonna show you all of Eggman's atrocities."
Susan: goes to the fridge and breaks the last straw
Samantha: "So, you still want to be an Eggman fan?"
Susan: punches a sack
Samantha: "What? No! I will never do that!"
Susan: shows a paper of a poster of the performance in the fair she and her friends are going to perform at and uses it to hold sliced bread, then drop it in the trash
Samantha: "Is it really that important to you?"
Susan: nods at the first question
Samantha: "DO YOU EVEN K-"
Susan: goes to a bush and uses a club to hit the ground near it
Samantha: "Still, it personally insults me to see my girl be a fan of the person who killed millions, caused horrible things to happen, and destroyed nature in multiple occasions."
Susan: gets a plate with a bullet on it
Samantha: "I know you think it hurts to be an Eggman fan. Right?"
Susan: nods
Samantha: "Despite being the one who LITERALLY IS THE REASON HEADS IS STILL GOING ON WITH HIS PLANS TO PROTECT IT?"
Susan: writes "Slack" on a cube and gives Samantha a knife
Samantha: "No. I won't. Do you know what even happens every time you defeat Sonic and Amy?"
Susan: runs around in circles and wags her finger
Samantha: "This is my duty as your mother."
Susan: scrubbing the bottom of a barrel with a sponge and looks depressed
Samantha: "Good."
Susan: pulls Samantha's leg
Samantha: "SUSAN! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"
Susan: shows Samantha the performance again and shows her her favorite book that had a poorly drawn cover and puts a 0/10 on the book because of the bad cover then wags her finger again
Samantha: "Fine. I'll go to your performance."
Spencer: "Follow you dreams, Susan! At least you didn't directly support Eggman, so I'm fine with this."
Samantha: "As the so called "Rookie" who became a "Master" in fighting Eggman during the War To Take Back The World, I am going to say it wasn't fun fighting him. Or Infinite. That gives me no reason to let you be a fan of that egg."
Susan: gets another cube and writes "Dad", and then breaks the cube and writes "Me" on the big part of the block that fell off
Samantha: "You being like your fun loving father does not excuse you from liking Eggman just to go to a fair."
Susan: bites the bullet on the plate while showing a poster of her performance
Samantha: "Look, honey. I understand you had no choice, but that's no excuse to become an Eggman fan just to go in the fair. What's even worse about it is that you promised everyone in that fair that you're going to perform on stage. That'll get you in so much trouble, as everyone will see you as someone who supports somebody controversial."
Susan: goes to a tree and writes "Dad" and writes "Me" on an apple that didn't fell that far from the tree
Samantha: "SPENCER! Did you go to that fair while I was fighting the good fight with the Resistance?"
Spencer: "Uh, no."
A can of beans spilled
Susan: gulps
Samantha: "Very disappointing. What's worse is that you lied about it. I'm so mad at you."
Susan: her phone rings and she quickly runs to Heads' base
Samantha: "Where's Susie?"
Heads: "It's ready, Susan! Drink it, and you will get your voice back."
Susan: drinks the potion and tries talking "Hey guys! Hey! My voice is back!"
Heads: "And it's even better than before! Now practice your song."
The Next Day...
Heads: "Welcome, everyone, to Sector Blue's Show Bonanza!"
Crowd: cheering
Heads: "Now I give, you, the daughter of Cream and Butter and the best child comedian, CURD!"
Crowd: louder cheering
Curd's Comedy Show
Curd: "Hey guys! Who was untrue to their name when they did this heroic act?"
Crowd: "Who?"
Curd: "Silver!"
Crowd: laughing
Curd: "What happened to the tongues of the people who were infected by the Metal Virus?"
Crowd: "What?"
Curd: "It turned into TONGUE-sten!"
Crowd: laughing
Curd: "When do Metal Virus zombies follow Eggman's rules?"
Crowd: "When?"
Curd: "When Eggman gives them orders. And then they will say "ALLOY, EGGMAN! Welcome aboard, though we are bored."
Crowd: laughing
Curd: "Where were Sonic and Silver nearest to when they destroyed the Metal Virus? Well, aside from the sun, that is."
Crowd: "Where?"
Curd: "Mercury!"
Crowd: laughing
Curd: "Why is an alternate universe's Metal Virus so easy to get rid of?"
Crowd: "Why?"
Curd: "It was made of Au!"
Crowd: laughing
Ivan's Magic Show
Ivan: does coin tricks
Crowd: in awe
Ivan: does card tricks
Crowd: in even more awe
Ivan: does the magic ball magic trick
Crowd: cheering for Ivan
Anne's Art Show
Anne: shows her creations, one of them being animatics of the animated series, Phoenix and Herb
Dog Man: "That girl worked on Phoenix and Herb, the best show to watch during summer?"
Crowd: louder cheering
Final Act
Susan: "Hey everyone! Eggman fans out there, it's time for us to sing a song!"
Curd: "It's time for..."
Isabella: "The..."
Ivan: "GREATEST SONG YOU WILL EVER HEAR!"
Anne: "Time for us to sing a song that will summarize this."
Who, What, When, Where, Why Plays
Isabella: playing the instruments
Susan: "It's been a great play!"
Ivan: "Amazing was today!"
Curd: "But there are questions for that."
Susan, Ivan, Curd, and Anne: "Who was the magic man in the hat?"
Crowd: "IVAN!"
Susan, Ivan, Curd, and Anne: "What was the name of the funny bunny who wasn't a brat?"
Crowd: "CURD!"
Susan, Ivan, Curd, and Anne: "When was the best time of your lives to chat?"
Crowd: "NOW!"
Susan, Ivan, Curd, and Anne: "Where was the most welcoming welcome mat?"
Crowd: "HERE!"
Susan, Ivan, Curd, and Anne: "Why is this show the best show ever?"
Isabella: "That's because..."
Everyone: "We all had a very fun day today!
So now is the time for us to play!
Our show is going to enter the fray!
But give us the questions now, you may!"
Everyone: "WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY
Should we see eye to eye?"
Because this show was great!
Says all of us mates!
When someone tells us to hit the hay
Just right after they do, they'll know we'll say!"
Susan, Ivan, Curd, and Anne: "Who, what, when, where, why?"
Song Ends as the crowd cheers very loudly
Walt Carter: "Amazing song! You just turned the fair into a concert! I give this fair the honor of The BEST in the History of Fairs!"
Even louder cheering
Samantha: "Hey! That song was amazing!" she hugs Susan
Susan: "Thanks, mom!"
Spencer: "You DID it, my girl!"
Susan: "Aww! You're amazing, dad. I am so glad to be born to you."
Curd: "Hey, Mom! Dad! Did you see that?"
Butter and Cream: "AMAZING!"
Cream: "Finally. You did something good with this fair."
Butter: "You made this fair win fair and square."
They share a laugh
The End
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