Petting Is Getting Upsetting

A Happy Birthday parody in #A7 and #D.
==Lyrics==
*I would sure like a pet, but my folks say not yet.
*Cause they’re hairy and smelly, and they’re frequently wet.
*I asked dad for a bird, but he just squawked, “Absurd!”
*When I begged for a kitten, “No way”, my mother purred.
*I would so love a dog, a hamster or a frog.
*They would surely be cleaner than my brother, the hog.
*With the pleading, I’m through.
*So no duck, snake or gnu.
*I am petless, there’s nothing to cock-a-doodle-doo!
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