探偵弱音ハクの憂鬱 (Tantei Yowane Haku no Yuuutsu)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
私の名前は　弱音ハク 	watashi no namae wa Yowane Haku 	My name is Yowane Haku,
しがない普通の　探偵さ 	shiganai futsuu no tantei sa 	just a very humble and ordinary detective.
町はずれにある　小さな事務所で 	machihazure ni aru chiisana jimusho de 	In my small agency far away from the cities,
こそこそ毎日活動中 	kosokoso mainichi katsudouchuu 	I stealthily work on my cases everyday.
いつかは眠りの○五郎みたいに 	itsuka wa nemuri no [Ko]gorou mitai ni 	Someday I'd like to try solving cases in my sleep,
事件を解決してみたいけれど 	jiken o kaiketsu shite mitai keredo 	just like how Kogoro does it.
来るのはそもそも事件じゃないから 	kuru no wa somosomo jiken ja nai kara 	But the requests I receive are not even criminal cases,
こんなの全然ツマンネー！ 	konna no zenzen tsumannee! 	and they are so very boring!!
 	 	
あー　私を　頼る人達 	aa watashi o tayoru hitotachi 	Ah, the people who are relying on me:
浮気の調査に　飼い猫捜索 	uwaki no chousa ni kaineko sousaku 	"Investigate if he's having an affair." "Please find my lost cat."
あー　いつかは　私 	aa itsuka wa watashi 	Ah, someday, I will
ずばっと　まるっと　ぱぱっと　どかんと 	zubatto marutto papatto dokanto 	get to the heart of the whole matter, and swiftly, with a bang,
迷宮入りした　事件を解決 	meikyuuiri shita jiken o kaiketsu 	solve the unsolved mysterious case,
新聞一面　飾って笑顔で 	shinbun ichimen kazatte egao de 	so that I can put on my brightest smile on TV news.
イェイ！^^v 	iei! ^^v 	YAY! ^^v
 	 	
たとえば　たまたま　懸賞当たって 	tatoeba tamatama kenshou atatte 	What if I unexpectedly
無料でツアーに　参加ができて 	muryou de tsuaa ni sanka ga dekite 	have won a free vacation,
たとえば　舞台が　孤島の洋館 	tatoeba butai ga kotou no youkan 	and what if it's to a mansion on an isolated island,
怪しい主人が　出迎えてくれて 	ayashii shujin ga demukaete kurete 	with its welcoming host smelling even fishier than fish,
たとえば　いきなり　台風直撃 	tatoeba ikinari taifuu chokugeki 	and what if there's a sudden hurricane
身動きとれずに　電話も使えず 	miugoki torezu ni denwa mo tsukaezu 	that's trapped us there with the phone lines cut off,
たとえば　なんだか　一緒の参加者 	tatoeba nandaka issho no sankasha 	and what if all the guests there
色々不穏な　行動しだして 	iroiro fuon na koudou shidashite 	begin to move on their own suspiciously,
たとえば　島には　財宝伝説 	tatoeba shima ni wa zaihou densetsu 	and what if that island is said to have some hidden treasure,
たとえば　いきなり　ゲームがスタート 	tatoeba ikinari geemu ga sutaato 	and what if the treasure hunt game has suddenly started,
たとえば　参加者　険悪ムードで 	tatoeba sankasha ken'aku muudo de 	and what if the guests are all in an evilly calculating mood,
たとえば　雰囲気　最悪状態 	tatoeba fun'iki saiaku joutai 	and what if the atmosphere is as negative as it can get,
たとえば　省略　たとえば　省略 	tatoeba shouryaku tatoeba shouryaku 	and what if etc., and what if etc.,
たとえば　省略　たとえば　省略 	tatoeba shouryaku tatoeba shouryaku 	and what if etc., and what if etc.,
たとえば　翌朝　ふと起きてみたら 	tatoeba yokuasa futo okite mitara 	and what if in the next morning when I get up from my bed,
主人が自室で殺されて 	shujin ga jishitsu de korosarete 	I find the host of the mansion murdered in his room?
 	 	
あー　こんな事件は　起きない 	aa konna jiken wa okinai 	Ah, too bad this type of event will never take place.
空想　哲学　必然　命題 	kuusou tetsugaku hitsuzen meidai 	Fantasy. Philosophy. Inevitability. Theory.
あー　いつかは　私 	aa itsuka wa watashi 	Ah, someday, I will
事件の臭いを　探して見つけて 	jiken no nioi o sagashite mitsukete 	sniff out the scent of a case, find it,
ちゃっかり　しっかり 	chakkari shikkari 	and then, unrelentingly and steadily,
チャンスを　うかがう 	chanse o ukagau 	I will wait for an opportunity to act.
俺無事帰れば　結婚するんだ 	ore buji kaereba kekkon surunda 	"If I come back in one piece, we're getting married."
はっｗ 	ha 	lolwut
 	 	
ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です 	goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu 	My condolences. My condolences. My condolences, condolences,
です　です　です　Death　Death 	desu desu desu Death Death 	to your death, death, death.
Death　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です 	Death goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu 	My condolences. My condolences,
です　です　デス　Death 	desu desu desu Death 	to your death, death, death.
 	 	
あー　死亡フラグを　見つけて 	aa shibou furagu o mitsukete 	Ah, looking for marks and signs of a potential death,
一人でツッコミ　被害者判明 	hitori de tsukkomi higaisha hanmei 	I tackle the situation alone, and have identified the likely victim.
あー　いつかは　私 	aa itsuka wa watashi 	Ah, someday, I will make good use
統計学的　高度な情報 	toukeigaku teki koudo na jouhou 	of the statistically advanced information,
駆使して事前に　事件を解決 	kushi shite jizen ni jiken o kaiketsu 	and solve each case before the incident actually takes place.
犯罪心理を掌握　それいけ 	hanzai shinri o shouaku sore ike 	Having a good grasp of the criminals' psychological pattern is the way to go.
ハイ☆ 	hai ☆ 	YES! ☆
 	 	
「なぁに、大丈夫。すぐに追いつくさ。」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Naani, daijoubu. Sugu ni oitsuku sa." (shibou furagu!) 	"What? It's okay. I'll catch up to you soon." (Marked for death!)
「あら、こんな時間に誰かきたみたい……」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Ara, konna jikan ni dareka kita mitai..." (shibou furagu!) 	"Oh my, who'd visit at this time of the day?..." (Marked for death!)
「やったか……？へへ、ざまぁみろｗ」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Yatta ka...? Hehe, zamaamiro" (shibou furagu!) 	"Did it work...? Hehe, serves you right! lol" (Marked for death!)
「こんなとこにいたくない！私部屋に戻る！」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Konna toko ni itakunai! Atashi heya ni modoru!" (shibou furagu!) 	"I'm outta here, I'm going back to my room!" (Marked for death!)
「冥土の土産に教えてやろう！」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Meido no miyage ni oshiete yarou!" (shibou furagu!) 	"I have a souvenir for you from Hades!" (Marked for death!)
「な、なんだ。ただの猫か……」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Na, nanda. Tada no neko ka..." (shibou furagu!) 	"Wha...what's that? Oh, it's just a cat..." (Marked for death!)
「か、金か？！金が欲しいのか！いくらでもある！」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Ka, kane ka?! Kane ga hoshii no ka! Ikura demo aru!" (shibou furagu!)	"Mo...money!? You want money!? I have a lot!" (Marked for death!)
「素晴らしい！最高の化け物が出来た！」　（死亡フラグ！） 	"Subarashii! Saikou no bakemono ga dekita!" (shibou furagu!) 	"Magnificent! I've created the best monster ever!" (Marked for death!)
 	 	
あー　世の中　理不尽なこと 	aa yo no naka rifujin na koto 	Ah, in this world, irrational events
街中溢れて　七転八倒 	machijuu afurete shichitenbattou 	plague our streets, causing people great suffering.
あー　いつかは　私 	aa itsuka wa watashi 	Ah, someday, I will use my detective career
探偵稼業で　芸能界入り 	tantei kagyou de geinoukai hairi 	as a bridge to get into the showbiz,
雑誌も連載　気が付きゃミリオン 	zasshi mo rensai ki ga tsukya mirion 	appear on every magazine, become a million-seller in no time,
事件を解決　テレビで放映 	jiken o kaiketsu terebi de houei 	and every TV station will be broadcasting my case-solving process.
キャ/// 	kya/// 	YIPE! ///
 	 	
ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です 	goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu 	My condolences. My condolences. My condolences, condolences,
です　です　です　Death　Death 	desu desu desu Death Death 	to your death, death, death.
Death　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です 	Death goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu 	My condolences. My condolences,
です　です　デス　Death 	desu desu desu Death 	to your death, death, death.
 	 	
あー　このまま　毎日　これじゃ 	aa kono mama mainichi kore ja 	Ah, but if this keeps going on and on,
人生　全然　楽しくないじゃん 	jinsei zenzen tanoshikunai jan 	then my life just won't be fun anymore.
あー　いつかは　私 	aa itsuka wa watashi 	Ah, someday, I will
定石　約束　さらっと無視して 	jouseki yakusoku saratto mushi shite 	start turning a blind eye to all the rules and promises,
手段も　道理も　関係ないよね 	shudan mo douri mo kankei nai yo ne 	and stop letting myself get slowed down by methods or reasons.
予想も出来ない　方向目指して 	yosou mo dekinai houkou mezashite 	I will turn in an unexpected direction,
視聴者全員　騙して欺く 	shichousha zenin damashite azamuku 	and delude and trick the entire audience.
タブーもやっちゃえ　文句は厳禁 	tabuu mo yacchae monku wa genkin 	Feel free to do everything censored, and no complains!
ここでは私が　いわゆるルールさ 	koko de wa watashi ga iwayuru ruuru sa 	In this place, my rules are absolute!
それこそ私が　望んだ物語 	sore koso watashi ga nozonda monogatari 	Yes, that would be a tale I'm dying to experience.
 	 	
ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です 	goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu 	My condolences. My condolences. My condolences, condolences,
です　です　です　Death　Death 	desu desu desu Death Death 	to your death, death, death.
Death　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です 	Death goshuushousama desu goshuushousama desu 	My condolences. My condolences,
です　です　デス　Death 	desu desu desu Death 	to your death, death, death.
 	 	
科学の力で　警察活躍 	kagaku no chikara de keisatsu katsuyaku 	The police are not so useless anymore, thanks to the power of science.
探偵登場　出来ずに終了 	tantei toujou dekizu ni shuuryou 	Cases now usually get solved even before the detectives show up.
最初の犠牲者　いきなり探偵 	saisho no giseisha ikinari tantei 	Suddenly, the detectives have become the very first victims,
そのまま事件は即迷宮入り 	sono mama jiken wa soku meikyuu iri 	and the cases will remain unsolved forever,
結局　犯人　捕まえられずに 	kekkyoku hannin tsukamaerarezu ni 	with the criminals unidentified indefinitely.
「俺たちの事件　まだまだこれから！」 	"Oretachi no jiken madamada kore kara!" 	"This is just the beginning of our mayhem!"
完全犯罪　成立達成！ 	kanzen-hanzai seiritsu tassei! 	A perfect crime has been committed!
事件がばれずに　平和でいいじゃん！ 	jiken ga barezu ni heiwa de ii jan! 	If the cases are never exposed, then the world is still considered peaceful!
 	 	
あー　どうして　こんな結末 	aa doushite konna ketsumatsu 	Ah, why have we reached this kind of ending?
探偵稼業も　楽ではないよね 	tantei kagyou mo raku de wa nai yo ne 	Being a detective is not so easy after all.
あー　いつかは　私 	aa itsuka wa watashi 	Ah, someday, I will
ずばっと　まるっと　ぱぱっと　どかんと 	zubatto maru tto papa tto dokan to 	get to the heart of the whole matter, and swiftly, with a bang,
迷宮入りした　事件を解決 	meikyuu iri shita jiken o kaiketsu 	solve the unsolved mysterious case.
事件の臭いを　探して見つけて 	jiken no nioi o sagashite mitsukete 	I will sniff out the scent of a case, dig it out,
ちゃっかり　しっかり 	chakkari shikkari 	and unrelentingly and steadily
チャンスを　うかがう 	chansu o ukagau 	wait for an opportunity to act.
探偵稼業で　芸能界入り 	tantei kagyou de geinoukai hairi 	I will get into the showbiz doing detective works,
雑誌も連載　気が付きゃミリオン 	zasshi mo rensai kigazukya mirion 	appear on every magazine, and become a million-seller in no time.
それこそ私が　望んだ物語？ 	sore koso watashi ga nozonda monogatari? 	Would that be a tale I'm dying to experience?
 	 	
無理でした＼（＾o＾）／ 	muri deshita＼（＾o＾）／ 	But there's just no possible way.＼（＾o＾）／
 	 	
さて、ここで問題です。 	sate, koko de mondai desu. 	Now then, here's a question:
この曲は、本当にただのネタ曲でしょうか？ 	kono kyoku wa, hontou ni tada no neta kyoku deshou ka? 	is this song really just a mere story for the kicks?
裏の意味には、辿り着けましたか？ 	ura no imi ni wa, tadoritsukemashita ka? 	Were you able to get a grasp of its deeper meaning?
探偵弱音ハクとはいったい、どういう意味なのでしょうか？ 	tantei Yowane Haku to wa ittai, dou iu imi na no deshou ka? 	Just what is the meaning of "Detective Yowane Haku"?
みなさんで推理してみましょう。 	minasan de suiri shite mimashou. 	Now why don't you all try to reason it out?
もしその真意がわかったのなら、 	moshi sono shin'i ga wakatta no nara, 	If you already understood its true meaning,
あなたは立派な探偵かもしれませんね。 	anata wa rippa na tantei kamoshiremasen ne. 	then you are probably a splendid detective.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*Try!
*ボーナス＼(^o^)／ (Bonus ＼(^o^)／)
*あっしゅ＼(^o^)／ (Ash ＼(^o^)／)
*THE BEST of オワタP　無難。 (THE BEST of OwataP Bonan.)
*はくらん＼(^o^)／ (Hakuran ＼(^o^)／)
==External Links==
*piapro - Off-vocal
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Nico Nico Pedia
*Anime Lyrics - Translation source
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