A Dirty Trick

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Clean the rookery.
* Speak with Szel Guanleu.
* Deliver the pungent sack to Astrille.
* Deliver the bag of feed vegetables to Szel Guanleu.
==Script==
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Szel Guanleu 	That you have come here, and gaze at me with such bright and eager eyes... It can only mean one thing. You, you madam/sir, are an aspiring breeder!
Szel Guanleu 	No need to be embarrassed! It is perfectly natural to take an interest in the mating habits of livestock. But those secrets are not for the uninitiated, I'm afraid! You will need to start with the basics─and that means cleaning the stables!
Szel Guanleu 	Come now─you cannot balk at getting your hands dirty if you are to be a proper livestock breeder!
 	
Szel Guanleu 	That's the spirit! Now, take this pungent sack! It's for Astrille over in Sweetsieve.
Szel Guanleu 	Off you trot!
 	
Astrille 	Hello there! Has anyone ever told you that you smell of fertilizer?
Astrille 	Ah, that explains that, then. Thank you! Without such rich fertilizer as this, we'd never be able to grow the quantity of vegetables that we do.
Astrille 	I usually provide Szel Guanleu with produce in return... Would you mind taking it to him?
Astrille 	Hopefully the bag isn't too heavy. It's full of root vegetables and the like for the animals, and they do eat quite a bit...
Astrille 	I hope you don't feel too put-upon by my asking you to deliver the vegetables for me...though I'd wager that you're mainly relieved it's not more dung.
 	
Szel Guanleu 	You're back!?
Szel Guanleu 	And you brought me vegetables! My, you are helplessly industrious, aren't you?
Szel Guanleu 	At this point, I should probably confess that I never actually mistook you for an aspiring breeder. I was joking! But to my complete shock, you did what I asked. So then I thought to myself, surely she'll/he'll catch on if I try to hand over a literal sack of shite, but...
Szel Guanleu 	The point is, I got carried away. I apologize. Please, take this as payment for your efforts.
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Lakeland Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV