James Randal

James Randal! is a character role-played by Spaceboy. His Christmas list consists of dairy products. His fursona is Osama Bin Laden. 
== Time Skip==
During the time skip, he stayed in New York as his dementia accelerated (This is now known to have been an elaborate ruse either in whole or partially). Upon his return to LS, James was the first to grace the hallowed halls of the hospital as a patient after 'falling' down a couple flights of stairs. 
==Jobs==
CITY HALL: His tireless work as the front desk manager of City Hall has gotten countless citizens everything from their DOJ wife license to getting people a direct audience..... up stairs. 
Snr. Buns: Upon working at Snr. Buns he was swiftly promoted to Senior Floor Manager. He also denounced therapy fervently. He is also a founder of the company according to employees. James is known to stab lippy customers when they cross the line of disrespecting his employees. We look out for our family. 
Police: James made his way to the PD and applied for the open position of Senior Police Chief. 
Hospital: James began as the Senior Clerk at the hospital checking in patients. Being 82 years old he has a hands-off approach to the position, and as a transfer, has no intention of stepping on any toes. He is also the direct superior of his co-workers. 
Strip Club: The Vanilla Unicorn is where James works as the Senior Pole Polisher. He cleans the pole... and works it. 
Mosley Auto: Senior Muff manager. 
==The Facade==
James remembers Osvaldo, the Federales, Leo, Holden Maddox, and how prison changed his life. He Has told Osvaldo that he is here to relax, and stay busy until he dies. James blames Osvaldo and the gang for how things turned out for him 5 years prior, and wont have them ruining it for him this time. If he tries to corrupt James, James will then defend himself. 
Ordering a Heartbreaker with cream will trigger pre-time skip James to take over, causing DARK JAMES. 
==The Murder of The Caretaker==
Whilst in the hospital working as the Senior Receptionist James’ caretaker ‘Carol’ approached him. James informed Dr. Tandy Miller who gave him pesticides. James proceeded to inject Carol, killing him in the first murder since the city reopened to the public. James got away with the murder after using his dementia act and planting a note on Carol stating that James was forced to inject him in an effort to make Carol immune to pesticides.
==The Box of Babies==
Upon the proper requisition by the Mayor's office filed by the state of Los Santos, James was tasked with delivering a large box of fresh adreanachrome to the newly elected Mayor Maximilian Thoroughbred. After injecting Osvaldo with one of the liquified babies in self defend, he attempted to make his way to the mayors office. After contacting the office's representative the delivery was complete and the mayor left with the package in tow. 
(Side note: If Max ever mentions the "Illuminati" again James will kill him.)
==The Burger==
James hit his head and thinks it is 5 years ago. Once he is informed of the tragic fate of the Burger he tries to come to a peaceful solution with the government (through bomb threats and negotiation of a business proposal). Once rejected by the witch he vowed to bring back the burger. He then roof dropped 2 cops and took Osvaldo hostage. The hostage was immediately taken out by the police presence as in real life. 
==Uniburger Mode==
After the streamer was done huffing cpap fumes, James went terror mode. He began threatening Snr. Buns with bomb threats and most people in general. The Mayor then called after seeing several threatening twats. They decided to meet up and plant bombs together as a team. He was seen my multiple officers entering the buns with a dufflebag. James got the plant at A... the fryer and the building was evacuated. James got away. 
Howeverrrr..... while going "Pablo Mode" James deep-fried the bomb and it was promptly sold and eaten. 
==Elder Clown==
James tells a story of old to BonBon and Chatterboy of villainy and betrayal. He then bent the knee to them as supreme elder clowns in order to get the Clowns on the side of reopening the burger. From here the word was spread like a virus throughout the back alleys of Los Santos that east side if for hipster trash.. Re-open the burger by the beach for ohhshunn. 
==Red Wedding==
The crew is almost fully reassembled while the Mayor's wedding began. Time was short to get a gift. Osvaldo (being a master tactician) suggested to tow a PJ as a token of unity to the LS elite. It only took one three tries. Nothing bad happened and everyone lived. 
==Cuban Embassy Grand Opening==
Cuba's Got Talent Season One has started and Snr. Randal has been given a task by the state in the interest of the Cuban people. He is to be the executioner for the talentless. A spy was quickly found and dispatched by James in the name of Cuba, her people, and I guess Adam too. 
The Los Santos Government sent a state envoy (Mayor's Wife). This caused James to go into a state of internal rage; starting the "Vote or Die" campaign against Bobby Charles. The war ended as quickly as it started, with Cuba on top. 
==Quotes==
* JAMES RANDAL!
* Rome Wasn't Built
* Why the point is
* Ohshun
* I've been not saying anything in order to not make a scene; but you are the most despicable person I've never met. Foul smelling, poor tasting, disrespectful little shit.
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