The Evil Teletubbies Show (2015 TV Series)

The Evil Teletubbies Show is a reboot of the original 1985 Teletubbies show, created by the BBC to hypnotize yet another generation of pathetic and weak children. It stars the Evil Teletubbies you all know and love, but worse than ever. This show is predicted to be banned in anywhere from 20-25 years. Just like in the old show, the characters who die in each episode respawn after the episode's end, unless the next one continues where it left off.thumb|330x330px
== Differences ==
Due to The Great Teletubby Land Massacre, this show has its differences from the original show, mostly to be down + hip with tday's kewl kidz.
* Two new characters have been added: the first being Alt 2.0. She came to Evil Teletubby Land after the Massacre, and the Evil Teletubbies love her because she has a Teletubby tummy for a face.
** Also, she created their Tubby Phone which has a laser.
* The second new characters are the Evil Tiddlytubbies.
* The Evil Teletubbies now live in this not-scary-looking on the inside (but terrifying on the outside) place called the Home Dome, which has a Tubby Custard Ride which looks like a big train, because Alt 2.0 loves trains.
* The Evil Noo-Noo has a new paint job. It's pink because real men wear pink.
* Evil Po's motorcycle has been replaced with a childish-looking, but totally evil scooter called PO COOTAH. PO COOTAH can fly, shoot fire, and it has a train horn.
* The Magic Windmill was replaced with a Magic Windmill 2.0 that can turn people into Tubby Custard, Tubby Toast and Stickmen.
* A field of New Talking Flowers has been planted. Unlike the old ones, these can speak 26 languages and don't have squeaky voices.
== Episodes ==
=== Season 0 ===
# Home Dome Tour: The Teletubbies show you Home Dome.
# Tubby SE: Laa-Laa tells you about the show.
# Alt 2.0: Alt 2.0 puts her scary face on the screen for 15 minutes, then the episode ends.
# New-New Noo-Noo: Noo-Noo gets his new paint job, and the horrifying and macabre scenes of the Teletubbies painting him are shown.
# Cootah Love: Po gives PO COOTAH a test run.
# Plant: The Teletubbies plant the New Talking Flowers.
# Windmill Building: Dipsy builds the Magic Windmill 2.0 and turns the other Teletubbies into a piece of Tubby Toast (Tinky-Winky), a cup of Tubby Custard (Laa-Laa), and a stickman (Po).
=== Season 1 ===
# We're Back...and WORSE Than Ever!: Alt 2.0 gives the Teletubbies the Tubby Phone which she created, which transports the Teletubbies into the Real World where they go around killing children.
# Po Cootah Rampage: Po runs over everybody with PO COOTAH. A remake of the first episode of the original show....supposedly.
# Freddy Fazbear vs. Teletubbies: Alt 2.0 sings the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix. This causes her to summon Freddy Fazbear, Bonzi Buddy, Pedobear and Rocket, who have a fight with the Teletubbies and Alt 2.0. Longest episode of any TV show ever, first appearance of the Tiddlytubbies, broadcast live, and ended with the UnWorld almost being blown up (if the BBC and their friends Nickelodeon and Yahoo! hadn't intervened by clearing the set.)
# Filler: Dipsy sits there listening to Dubstep on the Tubby Phone for 30 minutes.
# Killing Rampage: Laa-Laa Goes to the Real World and kills even more Children. Meanwhile, Po teaches the Tiddlytubbies to be evil.
# Fun With Guns: Now With More Guns: The Teletubbies find even better and more destructive guns and shoot Jebus Khrist.
# Thumper's Return: Thumper comes out of hibernation and teams up with the other bunnies to finally kill the Teletubbies. Meanwhile, Dipsy and Tinky Winky learn curse words in 26 languages from The New Talking Flowers.
# Blblblbblblblbllbl: Shrek comes to Teletubby Land for a day and nearly gets killed by the Teletubbies.
# TubbyPost: The Teletubbies discover a social media site called TubbyPost on the Tubby Phone and lie about their ages so they can get accounts (due to being toddlers). When Po takes a picture of Tinky Winky's butt and it goes viral, the cops come to Teletubby Land and arrest her, so she uses PO COOTAH to break out of jail and gets arrested AGAIN-AGAIN.
# Fun with the Wa-Machine: The Teletubbies make WaFreddy and get WaJumpscared immediately after. Shortest episode of any TV show ever.
# Potty Humor: The other Teletubbies try to potty-train Po and see things they can't unsee.
# Ybbutelets: The Teletubbies meet their clones the Ybbutelets (Op, Ypsid, Aal-Aal, and Ykniw-Yknit) as well as Oon-Oon and 0.2 Tla. Then, WaOptimus Prime ruins everything.
# Naughty Whatdaheckaredosethings: After hearing a Voice Trumpet say "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!", the Teletubbies run away, except for Tinky Winky who nearly downloads Vine on the Tubby Phone, but it shoots him. Alt 2.0 suggests they go find who started the stupid Vine meme, which ends up with them discovering the Whatdaheckaredosethings.
# Vote: The Teletubbies disguise themselves as American citizens to cast 10,000 votes for Donald Trump.
# I Love The Salt: Laa-Laa mistakes some of the magic drug dust PO COOTAH shoots out for salt, so she eats it and gets high.
# Talking Flowers Say The Stupidest, Randomest and Worst Stuff Ever: Noo-Noo sucks up the New Talking Flowers for being stupider than the original ones.
# Yet Another Crossover: The Teen Titans visit and Alt 2.0 kills them just by looking at them. Meanwhile, the Teletubbies almost kill themselves after a fight over Tubby Toast and Tubby Custard breaks out.
# Playtime is a Very Dangerous Time: Tinky Winky blows himself up when playing with the Tiddlytubbies' "toys" (which are actually bombs).
# G Na Bat Tuh Lea Nie: The Teletubbies use Alt 2.0 (since she is a computer robot) to summon Bonzi Buddy. Apparently, it's a Wonder Pets crossover.
# Bonzi Buddy: Alt 2.0 accidentally downloads Bonzi Buddy on the Tubby Phone. The rest of the episode is all about Bonzi Buddy, Donald Trump, and pie. The pilot for Bonzi Buddy (TV series), poorly disguised as a Teletubbies episode.
# TOILETS TOILETS TOILETS TOILETS TOILETS: The Teletubbies go shopping for a new toilet - and Alt 2.0 gets hypnotized by a guy named A Wikia Contributor while the Noo-Noo babysits for the Tiddlytubbies and gets blown up by Ping.
# No Symmetry: Death the Kid appears out of nowhere and tries to kill Alt 2.0 because she's not symmetrical. Meanwhile, the Teletubbies try to watch Sanjay and Craig without freaking out.
# FIREWORKS!!!: The Teletubbies decide to have a fireworks show, but end up blowing up Teletubby Land.
# Tubby Custard Famine: The Teletubbies go on a quest to find ingredients to make Tubby Custard when mysteriously, there ends up being no Tubby Custard in Teletubby Land and the Tubby Custard Factory has to close its doors.
# Alt 8.0: Tinky Winky decides to "upgrade" Alt 2.0 to Windows 8 while Dipsy and Laa-Laa go on yet another date.
# Netflix and Chill: Let's just say Po and Tinky-Winky are nowhere to be found, but Dipsy hears weird noises coming from the Empty Room of Home Dome.
# Good Meets Evil: Alt 1.0 comes to Teletubby Land to ask Alt 2.0 for advice on whether or not she should join The Good Teletubbies, but Po runs her over with PO COOTAH before she can even enter Home Dome.
# Tinky Winky's Adventure: Tinky Winky visits the planet Ogg and almost gets his head bitten off by WaWaBonzi Buddy. Meanwhile, the Tiddlytubbies kill each other with bombs and the other Teletubbies sit there waiting for Tinky Winky to return.
# Fart Noises: Dipsy invents a machine that can make anything into a bomb, but the other Teletubbies think all it does is make fart noises. They use it to annoy --- and unknowingly blow up --- people in the Real World.
# The Adventures Of WaMr. L: WaMr. L learns that he has a brother named WaMr. M and tries to find him, while the Teletubbies go to Possum City to blow crap up.
# Eh-oh Swan: Laa Laa calls everyone a swan after looking up pictures on the Tubby Phone, while the Tiddlytubbies get attacked by a real one.
# The Tubby Pizza:The Delivery Guy delivers Tubby Pizzas to the Home Dome while Laa-Laa was messing around with the Tubby Phone. Laa-Laa then tazes the Tiddlytubbies, killing them. Dipsy then goes to the Tiddlytubby Nursery and eats Laa-Laa alive. This episode has a cliffhanger ending.
# Tinky Winky's Secret: Tinky Winky has a secret that involves dead kittens. Meanwhile crazy stuff happens as the FBI come and summon Hitler's Ghost. This episode is the best so far.
# Teletubbies Unbound Returns: When the Teletubbies merged once more. That causes grand chaos. So the Tiddytubbies are confused so, the Teletubbies Unbound put the Tiddytubbies in the Teletubby Acid Lake and dies. The episode ends with the Tiddytubbies's skeletons on the Acid Lake.
# Doddy's Return: Doddy returns and sees everything differently so, they Teletubbies want to enslave him. Noo-Noo follows Doddy all around the Home Dome until, he is sucked in by Noo-Noo and Noo-Noo malfunctions. The episode ends with Noo-Noo dead and the Teletubbies talking about nonsense.
# Thumper vs Alt 2.0: Thumper battles Alt 2.0 and Noo-Noo gets surprised because of all the disaster after the battle. Thumper dies at the end of the episode.
# Operation: OPERATE NOW: After the Teletubbies play OPERATE NOW, Lara-chan comes and operates on them. This episode got controversial because people were afraid to get cursed by Lara-chan. It got banned from the air, and the episode is now considered lost because it was removed from UnTube and is nowhere else to be found. Apparently, Lara-chan keeps a copy of it but isn't willing to release it anytime soon.
# Evil Red: Po shows something that is her favorite color (Red). She takes out a red taser, She also murders the Tiddlytubbies and laughs evilly for the next 4 minutes of the episode. Also, Alt 2.0 and the Tubby Phone both weren't in this episode. Also the Scary Lion gets killed by Po herself by running him over with her PO COOTAH.
# The Mystery: The Scary Lion returns and terrorizes the Home Dome. Alt 2.0 reappears and uses electricity to shock the scary lion and kill him!
# Never Give Up: Dipsy meets John Cena in the Real World and asks to fight him. John Cena says he can punch Dipsy all the way to the moon, but he highly doubts it. So, Dipsy decides to prove John Cena false!
# Pokemon No!: The Teletubbies download Pokemon Go on the Tubby Phone just because it's free, and turn stupid thanks to it. Laa-Laa nearly even commits suicide trying to catch a Magikarp.
# Cringe Rules: The Teletubbies try to get their minion MrGamingPerson's YouTube channel to become as cringey as possible so they can use cringe to rule the world.
# Gay Luigi: Po and Dipsy go to Hotel Mario and see Gay Luigi and Fat Mario and turn gay while Tinky Winky tries to kill Laa-Laa.
# WaWaWaWaWa!: All the Wa-Guys appear out of nowhere and destroy everything.
# T: Mr. T stalks on the teletubbies, and then runs away.
# Potato: The Teletubbies turn into potatoes and then they asplode. The second shortest episode of the show, at a mere 59.99999999 seconds,
# YTP: The Teletubbies try to make a YouTube Poop.
# Teledummies: Po and Tinky Winky play Idiot Simulator on Alt 2.0, and they turn Dipsy into an idiot. Meanwhile: Laa-Laa tries to die but FAILs.
# Walls!:The Teletubbies go back to Stutlus to see Donald Trump and Elena of Avalor again and help build walls.
# I Like Eggs: Dipsy blinks, and then the episode ends.
# Gay Luigi Part 2: The Teletubbies go to Hotel Mario for the second time.
# Teletubby,Teletubby,Go Away: The Teletubbies go to ruin the A-Team series finale by bringing WaMr. T to the set. They fail.
# Meet Alt 1.0: The Teletubbies decide to give Alt 1.0 another chance.
# Tweenies vs. Teletubbies: The Teletubbies fight the Tweenies, while Noo-Noo and Alt 2.0 meet Zoroark and WaMr. T.
# Maoism: The Teletubbies encounter Mao Zedong.
# I Pity The Fool!: The Teletubbies find Mr. T again and Mr. T kills the Teletubbies in an epic battle.
# Alt 247.2: Alt 2.0 accidentally summons in Alt 0.0, 1.0, 1.5, 3.0, 4.0, 4.3, 5.0, 5.1, 5.8, 6.0, 6.3, 6.6, 6.9, 7.0, 7.4, 7.7, 8.0, 8.1, 8.4, 8.7, 9.0, 9.3, 9.4, 9.7, 10.0, 10.2, 10.4, 10.8, 11.0, 11.3, 11.5, 11.8, and 12.0.
# Alt 2.7: The Teletubbies notice that Alt 2.0 has not been updated for 9293995916993 years, so they upgrade her to Alt 2.6, but it makes her turn good.
# Laa-Laa sleeping: Laa-Laa sleeps for 5 hours. At the end of the episode, when Laa-Laa wakes up, she says "Congrats, viewer! You're now a creep!".
# The Teletubbies Season Finale #1: The Teletubbies fight This is Bob for the 1st time in an epic 8 hour event while he airs his Season Finale on his show!
=== Season 2 ===
# The: The Teletubbies do random and dumb things. This is actually the sequel to the episode What Are My Kids Watching?. Also, BBC was too lazy to think of a name, so they used a random word.
# Po ASPLODES: Laa-Laa wakes up one morning and ASPLODES Po for no reason. Then, she throws the respawning pads all the way to North Korea.
# Dipsy ASPLODES: Tinky-Winky waakes up one morning and ASPLODES Dipsy for no reason. Then he shows the respawning heads all the way to South Korea.
# Billy Mays: Billy Mays attacks the teletubbies.
# Brown Fluffy Rabbit: Thumper kills the Teletubbies while Vagineer kills Alt 2.0.
# Lblblblblblb: The Teletubbies find Shrek's swamp and kill him and Donkey. This is basically a sequel to episode 8.
# Pedoism: Pedobear appears out of nowhere and kills the Teletubbies.
# Nightmares: The Teletubbies think negatively about the times they were near Telotubs.
# Hexed: Somebody named Benito Mussolini puts a hex upon the Teletubbies and their allies.
# T-ology: Mr. T stalks the teletubbies and wrecks everything
# Hitlerification: Hitler's ghost "hitlerifies" everything and everyone, but then Alt 2.0 kills him .
# ZOGGOFAHAJGFJFHIKI: Nothing happens.
# I Have No Idea What To Call This Episode: The Teletubbies go to Bob's Burgers and order millions of burgers.
# Super Thumper: Thumper returns as Super Thumper and destroys everything in Teletubby Land.
# Vagineer's Return: Vagineer returns as Super Vagineer and destroys everything in Teletubby Land
# Oh, Chuck It!: Chuck Norris kills everybody.
# That's Brutal!: Bruticus Maximus joins forces with the Teletubbies and team up to destroy the Decepticons.
# T-ology 2: The Teletubbies encounter Mr. T again.
# Pain trains!: The Teletubbies lie down on train tracks and get killed.
# Return of Mr. T: Mr. T attacks the Teletubbies yet again. This is part of a crossover with The A-Team (2016 TV series).
# Ran Ran Ruu!: The Teletubbies go out and fight Ronald McDonald!
# Ah!: The Teletubbies go out again and fight Billy Herrington!
# Ducky: The Teletubbies go out ONCE again and fight Ducky!
# Tubbyception: The Teletubbies turn on their Tubby TV and watch the episode Tubbyception, which is the Teletubbies watching Tubbyception, which is them watching Tubbyception, etc.
# Teletubby.com: Dipsy creates Teletubby.com.
# This is Bob Ends!: The Teletubbies fight This is Bob while Mr. T does as well while airing an episode on his show. This is when This is Bob died.
# Po Clinton Part 1: Po disguises herself as Hillary Clinton and gets elected for president. [Part 1 of 5, the other 5 parts to air throughout 2017]
# Teletubb.ly: The Teletubbies discover Musical.ly and make cringey lip-sync videos until Alt 2.0 shuts them up when Po almost does one of her songs.
# Mr. T Returns: Mr. T appears again to make Alt 2.0 good, while Po and Laa-Laa try to infiltrate so they can kill Mr.T (which they can't). Meanwhile, Tinky-Winky and Dipsy encounter WaMr. T.
# WaMr. Teletubby: The Teletubbies encounter WaMr. T and make him a new Teletubby Minion.
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!: Tinky Winky eats 2192905939182858664020104968199185885926900000000193959291345793929306123456789876543213495992192945110045929 pounds of Tubby Toast.
# Deja vu: Dipsy paints Home Dome purple for absolutely no reason at all.
# Deja vu II: Dipsy paints Home Dome purple again for absolutely no reason at all.
# Deja vu III: Dipsy paints Home Dome purple once again for absolutely no reason at all.
# Letter World Go!: The Teletubbies go to Letter World.
# You SUCK!: The Teletubbies get screwed up by Mr. T, again.
# Master T!: The Teletubbies encounter the ultra-powerful Mr. T yet again, and they get owned by him good!
# I Don't Even Know What This Is: The Teletubbies go to Bob's Burgers again and kill all the customers.
# Mr. T's Revenge: Mr. T kills Laa-Laa 35 million times.
# Woo-Haya!: The Teletubbies tie SMG4 to a chair and force him to watch their show. This episode can also be watched on YouTube here under a different name.
# Juche Tower!: The Teletubbies visit Juche Tower in North Korea, but then get killed by Kim Jong-il.
# Gyeongbokgung!: The Teletubbies visit Gyeongbokgung in South Korea, but then Morshu kills them.
# Western!: The Teletubbies do nothing but listen to Kayne West.
# Nobody: The Teletubbies get owned by Nobody.
# The Teletubbies Season Finale #2: The Teletubbies fight Mr. T for the 727,188th time in an epic 15-hour event!
=== Season 3 ===
# T-Tubbies: Mr. T appears yet again and kills everyone.
# Tubbytendo Tii Q: The Teletubbies make a ripoff of the Nintendo Wii U.
# Po blows up, but then WaMr. T revives her and they team up to try and destroy the world and kill the other Teletubbies. Also, Noo-Noo turns into a potato for who knows why.: Exactly what the title said.........yyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhh....
# T-Free Zone: The Teletubbies get owned Mr. T, and they get thrown into the respawning pads all the way to the UnUnUniverse. However, it turns out "Mr. T" was just WaAlt 2.0 wearing a Halloween costume.
# Because I'm Tubby!: The Teletubbies discover Weird Al's parodies and they sing all his songs until Alt 2.0 shuts them up and SHOOP DA WOOPs on them.
# Bob: This is Bob's ghost arrives for the first time, stalks on the Teletubbies, and then runs away.
# Noobism: The Teletubbies go on wikia and vandalize the wiki when they lie about that.
# TubbyPhone 7: The Teletubbies make a knockoff of the IPhone 7, known as the Tubby Phone 7, to try and prove themselves better than Alt 2.0.
# Daft'd: Daft Punk arrives and owns the Teletubbies.
# Mr. T's revenge: Mr. T gets his revenge on the Teletubbies and owns them once more!
# R.I.P In pastaghettis: The Teletubbies go to a graveyard.
# PEHPSEEMANN!!!: Pepsiman. Need I say more?
# Magiswords: Prohyas and Vambre appear outta nowhere and fight the Teletubbies.
# Where The Wild Teletubbies Are: Mario and SMG4 are on an intergelactic mission to find out why there are so many stupid teletubbies around. With the help of E.GADD they discover the dark truth. This is considered the second "SMG4 Episode" of the show.
# Slendytubbies: Tinky Winky eats too much tubby custard and turns into the Slendytubby. He goes around, killing Po, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, and taking a dump on Noo-Noo for some reason. A white Teletubby comes in, and tries to stop the madness of Slendytubby, formally known as Tinky Winky.
# Captain 16: Captain 16 freezes Teletubby Land.
# Pen Pineapple Apple Pen: The Teletubbies hear Tinky Winky playing a video called Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.
# Kitteneegee: Kitteneegee tries out being evil and goes to Teletubby Land for a week.
# Aeiou: The Teletubbies play Moonbase Alpha.
# The Flood: Teletubby Land is flooded. Thumper catches on fire for no reason, setting fire to Home Dome.
# Saxophone: The Teletubbies fight over a saxophone.
# Vader Invades: The Death Star destroys most of Teletubby Land.
# Vader Invades, Part 2: Darth Vader decides to systematically eliminate every single Land Bunny in the wasteland that used to be Teletubby Land.
# Vader Invades, part 3: The Baby Sun, Vader and the revived Teletubbies have a battle. The Baby Sun wins.
# Icksibjksnvjxjihfenlx cjidcpcxgiogipjo: One of the most random episodes yet.
# Aliens: Greys abduct Po, and the teletubbies have to steal her back. Tinky Winky grows a mustache.
# Aliens, Part 2: The Teletubbies fight against Jimmy Nutrin and blow up the aliens' spaceship with the Tubby Ship.
# Aliens, Part 3: The aliens, not finished yet, summon Limecat, but he ends up blowing up the aliens instead.
# Teletubbies and Telotubs: The Teletubbies fight with the Telotubs. Do is replaced by To, and Norris Chuckblows up the Talking Flowers.
# Spebbaduretanfeklarnatorarabong: The Teletubbies do random things, and Donald Trump dunks on everyone.
# WaWaWaWaWa! 2: WaThis is Bob, WaPedobear, WaMr. T and WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky do stuff.
# The Weapon: Dipsy invents a new weapon.
# HONK!1: Robotic Geese attack Home Dome.
# Amusing Harm with Firearms: The Teletubbies and some Weegee clones have a fun time shooting eachother.
# i: All the characters so far in the show (and some more) do random things.
# Tantalum Massacre: The Teletubbies go around killing stuff.
# Video Games: Teletubbies play video games.
# Movies: Teletubbies make movies.
=== Season 4 ===
# Go away or die ! : Tinky WInky was tired of the baby sun. So he said to the baby sun to go or else Tinky winky kill the baby sun with all the guns he have.
# Po's crappy nightmare : Po dreams about her in a world with troll faces.
# All about roast : A remake to Caveman Times
# 160 : A episode with skits from episodes
# Po the fool : A remake to Dirty Po
# Oh my cheese ! : A remake of Cheese is yellow
# Pissing Goldfish : Po saw that his goldfish acts like a dog.
# Big and fat Dipsy : A remake to DIPSY!! GET OUT YOU STUPID MORON!
# The living bag !!! : A remake to The Evil Bag
# Fun With Guns IV: The Great Gun Game: The Teletubbies find the Teletubby Gun, and use it to shoot Teletubby Clones at everything they see.
# Tired of the Bob Show: The Teletubbies torture This Is Bob for using there powers.
# Give me alone, Tinky Winky: A remake of Shut Up Tinky Winky!.
# End of season 4: The Teletubbies mourn the end of Season 4.
=== Season 5 ===
# SHUT UP ITS SEASON 5!: The Teletubbies are still mourning the loss of Season 4, only for Alt 2.0 to tell them, "SHUT UP ITS SEASON 5 NOW!" at the Teletubbies, so they throw a party.
# Tubby Torpedo Create: Dipsy makes a new weapon known as the Tubby Torpedo, and uses it in a raid on The Good Teletubbies.
# Across The 2nd Dimension (Part 1): The Teletubbies visited the 2nd Dimension and visited Danville-2 that was taken over by the Resistance that was led by Candace-2
# Across The 2nd Dimension (Part 2): Candace-2 and the Resistance takes over Teletubby Land until she got defeated by the Teletubbies
# The Teletubbies Plays Club Penguin Island: The Teletubbies Plays Club Penguin Island
# Webkinz Tubbies: The Teletubbies Plays Webkinz World
# Ultra Tubbies: A Ultra Wormhole opened in Teletubby Land, and the Teletubbies encountered the Ultra Beasts
# The Teletubbies Gone Genocide (Part 1): The Teletubbies climbed Mt. Ebott and visited the world of monsters. The Teletubbies killed Toriel, Papryus, and other monsters
# The Teletubbies Gone Genocide (Part 2): After defeating Undyne, Mettaton NEO, Sans, and Flowey. The Teletubbies planned to kill Chara
# Horror of the Hot Sauce: Dipsy gets the hottest pepper in the UnMultiverse, and turns it into hot sauce, the Teletubbies then have fun using it for there needs.
# Who is fat?: A remake to Feeding The Fat One
# Fun With Potty: A remake to Potty Humor
# Sucka Wakka: A remake of Noo-Noo Gets Turned Into Pac-Man.
# Tribal Tubbies: This episode takes place in a time where the Teletubbies are now from the Tubbytot Tribe.
=== Season 6 ===
# Being a jellyfish is not enough : Episode's time : 650 millions of years before Jesus-Christ
# Bienvenue au restaurant : All the Teletubbies are been invited to a diner with Alt 2.0 in a restaurant.
# Tinky Winky Swallows a Locust: A Locust flies into Tinky Winky's mouth and it lays eggs inside his stomach, then he pukes them out and they cause havoc, including asploding Thumper.
# Dipsy gets attacked by Robotic Canada Geese: Exactly what the title says. Noo-Noo saves Dipsy by playing heavy metal, but then asplodes.
# Laa-Laa asplodes gorily: Laa-Laa repeatedly asplodes gorily. Gordon Freeman did it with his Gravity Gun.
# Po DIEs: Po turns to stone, then asplodes, killing Everybody within 10 miles.
# Trouble in egypt : Alt 2.0 chases the Teletubbies for breaking she's "living" stone in the great pyramid. But then then they discovered a mummy...
# Po Face: Po discovers Poo Face's laboratory and thinks he is Poo (one of Po's ancestors) so she betrays the Teletubbies to join her, so Dipsy becomes temporarily leader.
# TubbyRune: The Teletubbies entered a universe and met Ralsei, Lancer, Rouxls Kaard, and Chaos King. Until the Teletubbies face their old enemy Jevil
# Spebbaduretanfeklarnatorarabong 2: Spebbaduretanfeklarnatorarabong, now revealed, makes WaWaWaWaNoo-Noo, who fights PoDipLaWinky. Donald Trump dunks on everyone again. Meanwhile, WaWaBenson kills the Tiddlytubbies and Robotic Canada Geese attack Home Dome again.
# Another Rabbit: A Polof finds it's way into Teletubby Land, and the Teletubbies mistaken it for a Teletubby Land Bunny.
# Another Rabbit, Part 2: Ruggut adopts the Polof, and the Teletubbies have an epilepsy dance party.
# The Big City Collider Station: The Teletubbies mess around with the Big City Collider Station, resulting in a black hole going through Teletubby Land.
# This Won't be Ice, Part 1: As revenge, the Teletubbies go to the Ducky Empire to steal a Snowtomic Bomb.
# This Won't be Ice, Part 2: Whoopsie! The Teletubbies just got caught by a searchlight and have activated the almighty Quadgun, and now it's on the loose!
# WaTeletubbies Unbound: The Teletubbies decided to merge along with WaTinky-Winky to form a "Teletubbies Unbound + WaTinky-Winky" to destroy the world.
# Fun With Guns V: Bullet Bonzana: The Teletubbies shoot everyone and everything outside and inside Teletubby Land.
# Blast to the Past: George Bush, Jebus Khrist, Billy Mays and communist Robbie Rotten kill everything in Teletubby Land.
# Rjtifjekjtjeosoj287rur8u3jrsow8fpfu383i8e: The Teletubbies do extremely weird, random, and dangerous things.
# Cupcakes: Po turns Tinky Winky into cupcakes. Meanwhile, Robotic Canada Geese attack Dipsy again.
# Icosahedron: Po gains possession of the Icosahedron, and destroys all of Teletubby LIsaac
# Communism [beat] In the Soviet Union: Dipsy shoots Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa and Po with an AK-47, killing the first 2. Po redirects the bullets through Dipsy's head. Po explodes, and Noo-Noo does the Duck Hunt Dog Laugh.
# Wii Stole A Balloon: The Teletubbies played Grand Theft Balloon on the Wii
# Nobody Likes Thanksgiving: Po takes out some Cranberries to eat, but Dipsy uses a miniature Tubby Bomb on them and the place floods with Custard, so Po uses her Fruit Loop of Doom to make Dipsy cease to exist, as Laa-Laa and Tinky Winky chase a turkey around and run into the acid lake. (Thanksgiving special)
# Icosahedron: Po gains possession of the Icosahedron, and destroys all of Teletubby Land
# Ducky Returns: The Teletubbies fight Ducky one last time, who is now using the Quadgun
# Halo: The Teletubbies steal haloes from the grocery store in Halo while there’s a halo display
# Tubbie's Peak: It‘s that time of year where the Teletubby Land volcano erupts, and Noo-Noo dies
# Tubby's Peak, Part 2: Pallas and Vesta argue about how the destruction scenes in Tubby's Peak Part 1 were too fast and inaccurate.
# Po blows up the Black House because she wants toast: Self-explanatory.
# Aeiou 2: The Teletubbies play Moonbase Alpha again.
# Power Off, Please!: Tinky Winky, after texting someone on the Tubby Phone, somehow can't turn off the latter because it keeps turning back on for some reason.
# Sulfuric Spelunking: by using the Tubmarine, the Teletubbies discover the Teletubby Land Acid Tunnels.
# Banana Split: Donkey Kong loses his bananas to the Teletubbies, he then goes apes**t on them.
# Fun With Guns VI: Tanks Too!: The Teletubbies use tanks to raid their fridge.
# Kool-Aid FTW: Uber Dask pays a visit to Teletubby Land, so the Teletubbies enslave him. Needless to say, he doesn't like this.
# It Happened: Po has finally done it. She got her hands on the N-Word Pass. I think you all know what happens now.
# Tinky Winky Snaps: Tinky Winky has had enough (again), so he flays alive the other Teletubbies and then eats them. Then Noo-Noo sucks him up and rules Teletubby Land, but Alt 2.0 shoots him.
# IHateYou: Alt 2.0 gets the ILoveYou virus and gets an E-mail, at first, she thinks some random low life was trying to date her or a child had fanmail saying that he wants to become a Teletubby recruit, but the virus then overwrites her files and she forgets who the Teletubbies are and who she is, or was before she was hacked. Kaptain Skurvy makes use of this as an opportunity to get a fourth crew mate. First time the public heard Skurvy's epic singing.
# Alt 2.0 Spends all of her Do Re Mi Cold Cash!: The Teletubbies go out and fight Cranky Kong so that they can make Tubby Toast flavored Chewy Chews, and Alt 2.0 wins the lottery and blows her cash on loot boxes in Overkey 2.
# Not All Cheese Is Yellow: Teletubby Land becomes a dystopia when the Teletubbies discover cheeses that are not yellow.
# Can someone stop this guy: Sans meets Backbone and proceeds to use her to disembowel the other Teletubbies. Sans lifts off, discovering a tribe of pseudo-teletubbies who he proceeds to turn into a beautiful spring mist. First appearance of the Teelutoubz (note: will be designed by Vesta).
# Toast Toast Toast Toast: The Teletubbies have a "civilized" breakfast. It somehow ends with the Tiddlytubbies dead, Alt 2.0 having a seizure and the Teletubbies transformed into Tubby Toast.
# Ultra Cool Filler: Po kills 40 Teletubby Clones of Tinky Winky with a giant, chainsaw-esque piece of Tubby Toast.
# Tubby Tremors: The Teletubbies experience an earthquake, so they try to find shelter during it.
# The Teletubbies Live to Loot and Pillage, Maim and Terrorize 2: Tubby Scorn: The Teletubbies use their warships to sail to a hidden island to find it's treasure. Alt 2.0 has to babysit the Tiddlytubbies since she isn't waterproofed, but they throw her into the acid lake and she short circuits.
# Horrible Humboldt: The Teletubby Land Acid Kracken rises and nearly kills the Teletubbies.
# Breakfast is the most dangerous meal of the day: The Teletubbies invent a sentient toaster. It goes about as well as you'd expect for the majority of the episode. Sans proceeds to dunk on the toaster, before making a pun so atrocious it creates a black hole.
# Spoopy Logos: Po kills Screen Gems, Shadow Projects, V of Doom and WGBH Boston due to the absolute absurdity of closing logos being alive.
# Infinity War is the Most Ambitious Crossover: Dozens of enemies of the Teletubbies destroy Teletubby Land. These include Thanos, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norriseegee, and Jebus Khrist.
# I Still Have no Clue What to Call this Episode: The Teletubbies go to Bob's Burgers yet again and order trillions of burgers, then kill all the customers.
# ISHNCWTCTE, Part II: Bob made the burgers dangerous before shipping them, and this kills the Teletubbies.
# Drug Trucks: The Teletubbies raid a beer truck and kill the driver.
# Po's Adventures in Some Sort of Animated Movie: Po kills Winnie the Pooh for making something more atrocious than her Greeny Phatom: Pooh's Adventures.
# Blocky Poem: Dipsy and Monika plays Minecraft and builds their town. Meanwhile at Chez Mac Tinky-Winky invites brutal and shy girl Yuri for no reason at all including Alt 2.0 working as waiter.
# Snowball Dome: At the cold day, the Teletubbies tries to kill Dr. COOL Jasper, but he turns Home Dome into entire ice.
# Fun With Guns Deluxe: Dipsy threatens to shoot the others with a blunderbluss if he isn't given 5000,000,000 UnDollars, so the others rebel with their own guns.
# The Indigo Backstabber: Tinky Winky decides to leave the Teletubbies and join Mr. T so that he won't have to endure any more pain. It doesn't last too long.
# Macaroni and Sleaze: After being exposed to some radiation in Dipsy's lab, the Tiddlytubbies become smarter, snider, and stronger than the Teletubbies, so they try to kill their masters.
# Noo-Noo Mk IV: Noo-Noo is updated yet again, he actually gets good at his job, so he tries to challenge King K. Rool and the King K. Rool Cannon.
# The Teletubbies meets Dr. T: The Teletubbies meets Dr. T and helps him destroy Mr. T
# COVID-19 revolution, Part I: Mystery virus from Wuhan destroys plenties of people. The Teletubbies begins the war with coronavirus.
# COVID-19 revolution, Part II: When coronavirus infected plenties of people and they stuck at quatantine, Dipsy creates green Antivirus pill and The Teletubbies and other guys are possible to defeat 2020's biggest enemy.
# Please Help Why Am I Being Annihilated By a Painting!?: Tinky Winky gets mercilessly beaten up by The American Warthog for ten minutes. This all happens while Po does a funny dance in the background. The Home Dome is also on fire for some reason.
# Po Goes to the Big City: Po goes on a business trip to get some gunpowder.
# Fission Mailed: The Teletubbies being a huge critical side gets arrested expect Noo-Noo. Small cameo of Doddy.
# Winter of Sorrows: The Teletubbies get snowed in, and have no idea how to get out of their Dome.
# 6.5 Start: The Teletubbies celebrate the beginning of Season 6.5. To celebrate, they create Alt 6.5, who fights Alt 10.0. Cameos by Mario, Donkey Kong, James Bond and Superman.
# One Teletubby Among Us: The Teletubbies plus resident memelord Azure hijack a space station, but then Chungus Imposter destroys everything. Cameo by WaOptimus Prime.
# Zed 2: The Teletubbies argue on how to pronounce Z, and form factions that tear apart Teletubby Land.
# Noo-Noo Stop That!: Noo-Noo sucks off Po's leg.
# Hey All, Po Here: Po starts a channel dedicated to talking about Shames.
# Edgar Allen Po: Po gives up on her channel to become a writer.
# Out of the Winkywoods: The Teletubbies discover the Winkywood Glade but quickly get lost in it.
# Man vs. Machine: The entire RED team from Team Fortress 2 appears to kill Alt 2.0 and use her as scrap metal. Cameos by Bubble Bass, Kermit, and a Bulborb.
# VTuber Revolt: Tinky-Winky gets cursed by terrible Virtual Youtuber named Kizuna AI. Later Dipsy discovers radioactive materials of mysterious youtuber.
# Black Hole vs. Noo-Noo: Noo-Noo fights with Dr. DARK Francis. Meanwhile the teletubbies kills themselves until the bones for no reason why.
# Tinky the Clown: Tinky-Winky goes to Krusty's clown college and meets again Kizuna AI. Later Tinky-Winky gets kidnapped by Baldi, then Krusty, Po, Meme Man and AI-Chan tries to save him until Baldi stub him until the maximum.
# Detroit 2: Mr. Crocker returns to the Dimmsdale School. Meanwhile Alt 2.0 and Dinkleberg drinks coffee until goes energetic to death, but appears in Home Dome Detroit Gangsta, again. Detroit Gangsta being jealous of substitute, tries to kill everybody which is noob.
# Teletubbies vs. Captain 69: Captain 69 appears in teletubby and white universe. The teletubbies tries to kill him, but Captain 69 awfully lewds anyone, especially nooby. The teletubbies refuses plan how to kill him until he makes entire shame in the universe.
# Miraculous Teletubbies 3: Albert reminds two previous episodes about Miraculous. Meanwhile Tinky-Winky and Marinette meets Master Fu, and makes Teletubbies Miraculous. Tinky-Winky's one is Potato. Dipsy's one is Uranium. Laa-Laa's one is Banana. And Po's one is Kizuna AI's bow. Hawk Moth summons every single villain until they make a chaos.
# Totally Boring Episode: The Teletubbies fights with Zeus and WaOptimus Prime, again. Meanwhile at Springfield Krusty makes information about shitposting.
# Sephiroth's Slang Adventures: Bowser's Fury: Sephiroth battles Dark Fury Bowser in Teletubby Land while the Teletubbies watches Phineas And Ferb: Candace Against The Universe
# The Super Duper Mega Epic Awesome Extra Awful Terrible Surreal Virtual Dark Greatest Most Powerful Being Grandest Final in the UnOmniverse+Teletubbies (Part I): The Teletubbies and their friends fights with every single being in the universe until they scronch entire Teletubby Universe. Later Po gets sick by FinalVirus.
# TSDMEAEATSVDGMPBGFitU+T (Part II): Dipsy helps Po to getting healthy for virus, and she summons the greatest weapon calling "I am the best being, i can't give up. Especially these weebs are idiots, do you mean? I doing that, because i need to be a hero, right? WRONG!", and it has been called "The OmniAsplodePowerful Blade". Tinky-Winky defeats everyone with most powerful weapon. After defeating the Teletubbies and their friends meets Illuminati Teletubby. The greatest final in the entire show... and the show is still going!
# Dickmin: Olimar and his Pikmin deconstruct Alt 2.0 while the audio to a Gut Check episode is layered upon it.
# Doin Your Mom (Doin Doin Your Mom): Tinky Winky discovers that screwdrivers have an unfortunate name for their appearance.
# Teletubby Bits: The Teletubbies accidentally gets pixelatized to wrist game and gets sent to the most impossible game ever made. They gets a challenge and tries to escape, but the half of Teletubbies gets paralyzed and killed.
# ABCDEF Cookie Monster: The Teletubbies tried to sing the alphabet song, but they got eaten by the Cookie Monster
# The Teletubbies Meets Education City: The Teletubbies find themselves in Education City and got kidnapped by the Education City Gang
# Power Of ZERO: The Teletubbies starts a Super Sentai squad to defeat AkaRed. The Steamed Hams scene appears as a Cameo
# Mom! The Teletubbies Are Making A Title Sequence!: Johnny Johnny watches Phineas & Ferb and he and Skipper eats cow food for 15 minutes
# COVID-19 Revolution Evolution: The Teletubbies discovers the new mutation of coronavirus which it name is COVID-21. The Teletubbies made the war more than they stuck in quarantine whilst that mutation twice kills people. Another longer episode yet.
# Mistakes: A series of lab disasters leads to Dipsy bringing rise to the fiend known as Pob
#3D-Tomoe-Sharingan: Po gains the Three Tomoe Sharingan and beats up crap
# A HorrorTime: a enraged Horrortime Teletubby who is mad because he never appeared in the show before cannibalizes all the Teletubbies before saying "that's what yah get motherf*ckers!" In the ending
# Teletubbies Night Funkin': The Teletubbies go into the FNF universe, but then Pico makes everything HD and kills them. Also, the viewer gets an email to a website called bobisdumb
# Loud Control-inator: Po builts a Tubby-inator to transform the Louds into Teletubbies, but failed after getting defeated by 2nd Dimension Candace Flynn and the 2nd Dimension Candace Flynn destroys Po's Tubby-inator
# AVGN VS Big Chungus: Exactly what the title says
#Put a knife on your parents' A$$: The Teletubbies stabs Gutsman's ASS with waifus and knives. This episodes, all of the lines are just the word ASS
# holy **** a teletubby: Tinky Winky runs at supersonic speeds around Home Dome while cool music plays.
# Happy Tree Tubbies: Basically, Teletubbies meets Final Destination.
# The Teletubbies Season 6.75 Movie: Sorry, We Got Writers' Block: The Teletubbies team up with Tierboskat and Indoraptor to do crazy, weird and random stuff.
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