Hoopla On Ice

Hoopla On Ice is a Mr. Rrarrg episode. In this episode, Crazysponge tries to get ice from the mountains that patrick and the creatures live.
===Characters:===
• Patrick
• Rrarrg
• Grr
• Grugg
• Babba
• Crazysponge (debut)
• Mr Krabs (mentioned)
== Transcript==
(Rrarrg is playing tennis outside with Grr)
Grr: grgrgrgr (i like tennis)
Rrarrg: rrarrarg (me too but i have no idea how to play)
(The tennis ball hits Grr right in the face)
Grr: grrgrgr! (I am in pain.)
Grugg: grgugugu (Can I join too)
Patrick: Okay guys, fun time’s over. We gotta… Uhh… anyone wanna start an aubergine farm?
(Everyone looks confused)
Patrick: Okay fine. We're having sludge for dinner instead.
Bubba: bubbubababuba (um guys we have a visitor)
(shot of truck that says 'box productions' on it)
Patrick: oh brother
Rrarrg: rrarrararg (will this guy give us food?)
Patrick: i don't think so.
(crazysponge comes out of the truck)
Crazysponge: mhm. very big mountain. good for collecting ice for mr krabs
Rrarrg: rraarrg! (Wait that's my job!)
Patrick: oh for kelp sake
(patrick goes outside to meet crazysponge)
Patrick: hey! What do you think you're doing to our mountain!
Crazysponge: oh just measuring how much i need to cut off the tallest peak for the most ice possible
Patrick: You will not get away with this!
(patrick turns to the 4 barnacle monsters)
Patrick: get him outta here
Crazysponge: wait what the
(rrarrg throws crazysponge's truck off the mountain)
Crazysponge: MY TRUCK!
(crazysponge runs off to get his truck)
Crazysponge: you will rue this day! you'll rue it!
Patrick: psh i doubt that
Narrator: the next day
Patrick: Hey, where'd our cave go?
CrazySponge: Moved it.
Patrick: YOU WHAT
CrazySponge: That's right, your cave is now part of box productions.
Rrarrg: rrarrarragrrg (this is not normal what the fuck is wrong with you)
Crazysponge: Listen, I'm a corporate man, and if I want something, i'll get that something.
Patrick: what's your deal, can't you find a different mountain?
Crazysponge: no, it's part of the de- i mean
Grr: grrgrrgrgrgrrgrgrr (part of the what?)
Crazysponge: nothing, just this mountain looks like it has the most ice anyways
Patrick: god dammit i hate big corporations
Bubba: babubbababububa (dont you own a big corporation?)
Patrick: yeah but i got cancelled so it doesn't matter anymore.
Bubba: bubbuba (fair)
Crazysponge: so now if you don't mind, i'll go collect the ice
Patrick: what do you think you're doing?!
Crazysponge: oh just getting some ice for- stuff
(crazysponge turns his truck into a ice collecting machine)
Crazysponge: Sayonara, old mountain!
(before crazysponge can even move a little bit, rrarrg grabs his truck)
Crazysponge: WHAT THE- HELP-
(rrarrg destroys crazysponge's truck just like he destroyed squidward's house)
Patrick: (laughs) that's just how you destroyed squidward's house! ah… good times.
Crazysponge: ow my head….
(crazysponge gets centered by all the barnacle creatures)
Crazysponge: uh oh
(crazysponge screams as the barnacle creatures scare him off the mountain)
Patrick: i'm going to box productions, and getting back our cave
Bubba: bubabubba! (hell yeah!)
(cut to patrick driving to box productions headquarters)
Patrick: alright, now to find that damn cave
(patrick inspects the parking lot for some reason)
Patrick: nothing here
(patrick gets out of his truck)
(crazysponge looks out of his window)
Crazysponge: oh that must be the weekly delivery of seaweed powder
(crazysponge goes outside)
Crazysponge: hello- wait, patrick?
Patrick: give me my cave back
Crazysponge: no, it is now rightfully owned by-
(patrick grabs hoopla by his… what can be called a neck)
Patrick: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE CAPITALIST, I'VE KNOWN THIS CAVE FOR MORE THAN YOU HAVE, AND YOU COMING TO OUR MOUNTAINS TO COLLECT ICE AND THEN OUR CAVE IS RIGHTFULLY OUTRAGEOUS, I DEMAND YOU TO BRING ME MY CAVE
Crazysponge: (choking) okay okay i'll give you the cave
(patrick lets go of crazysponge and crazysponge faceplants on the cement)
Crazysponge: ow
Patrick: much better. Now where were we?
Crazysponge: something about ice
Patrick: oh yeah. GET OUT OF OUR MOUNTAIN!
Rrarrg: rrararararg! (yeah! This is no place for corporations such as yours!)
Crazysponge: Fine. I guess I’ll have to do this the hard way.
(crazysponge disappears for a moment, and then comes back on an entire goddamn crane)
Crazysponge: MUAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING THIS TIME!
Babba: babababababa (what do we do Patrick?)
Patrick: (shrugs) No idea.
Rrarrg: rrarrrg (Call the police?)
Patrick: Did you forget what happened just a few days ago? No!
Rrarrg: rrarrarg (oh right)
(rrarrg has vietnam flashbacks of last episode)
Patrick: Anyway we gotta stop him somehow, or it’s history for us!
Rrarrg: rrarrg? (hey don’t you have like a van or something?)
Patrick: Oh yeah the truck! Uhh… where was it?
Grr: grrgrgrgr (You just had it a minute ago.)
Patrick: oh wait it's right there
(Patrick gets into his truck to battle CrazySponge)
CrazySponge: fuck why didn’t i think of this beforehand
Patrick: prepare to die you filthy corporate fuck!
CrazySponge: CAPITALISM SHALL REIGN TERROR FOREVER AHAHAHAHA!
(rrarrg throws a big rock at crazysponge's crane)
CrazySponge: Ha! You thought that would work-
(his crane gets destroyed)
Crazysponge: FUCK
Patrick: ha! 
CrazySponge: Well I guess I’m left with one choice: a duel. If I win, the mountain’s mine. If you win, the mountain’s yours.
Patrick: deal.
CrazySponge: Well then… 3… 2… 1… FIGHT-
(Patrick knocks Crazy’s teeth out)
Patrick: Heh, these will look great on my wall.
CrazySponge: Hey, I used those to eat my delicious Cheerios! 
Patrick: fuck your cheerios
Crazysponge: well, i may have not won this time, but i, WILL RULE THE WORLD-
(crazysponge gets crushed by grugg)
Grugg: grugugugugu (he was getting lame)
Patrick: Yeah good call.
Grr: grrgrrgrgrgrrgr (lets go get ice cream)
Patrick: about that
(shot of ice cream shop burning)
(cut back to patrick)
Rrarrg: rrarrrg? (anyone want a sludge shake?)
Babba: bbabaaababa (yeah)
Rrarrg: rrarrrg (that’ll be ten bucks, sir)
Patrick: Wait what-
Rrarrg: rrarrrg (just kidding!)
(Everyone laughs as the episode ends)
==Trivia==
• This episode was going to have the first guest writer of the series, but this was scrapped due to no one in the server wanting to do it.
• This episode's production code is 103.
• This is the second episode to have rrarrg having vietnam flashbacks, the first was in the previous episode: Back in Bikini Bottom.
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