S03E04 - The Cock in Question

The story for this season is "The Critiquer" by dysonrules and this episode continues with part 1 of the story.
NOTE: The official episode title has a # in place of the "o" in cock, however wikia does not allow that character in the page titles.
== Episode Summary ==
Harry is making great strides in his photography skills and Draco is grudgingly impressed with Harry's work.
== Notable Moments ==
* Hosts start the episode by serenading us listeners with a beautiful Boyz II Men reimagining.
* Allie reminisces about skating parties and holding hands with a boy to "I'll Make Love to You"
** "You were 19." ~ Danny
* Lyndsay continues the "IT'S BEN" joke from previous episode.
* "Hey Mindy, lean the fuck in!" ~ Lyndsay
* Dansy is back!
* Reference to Season 2's Dr. Wanda Phillatia - She has a sex shop downstairs and a therapy upstairs.
** "Her middle name is Bonerwitch" ~ Danny
* Pansy gets fancy when she's looking at a good cock pic
* They are eating at "Ollivander Garden" ~ Allie
* (D:) I think in that situation, when you find out your boyfriend is gay, you-- (A:) Hang on for dear life? (D:) -- Move on pretty fast.
* Ron's eating a renaissance fair turkey leg in Lyndsay's imagination.
* Allie continues to try to make Rughorn happen.
* The hosts recount their "artsy" days. They were fun teens.
* Allie forgets who Jason is and wants to assign him the descriptor of "clumsy Jason" to make him more memorable.
* The "Jason. Who?" joke quickly gains steam.
* The hosts joke that there is "a mole" in the photography class.
* Draco's a good teacher (whose therapy seems to be working wonders) leading the hosts to joke it must be his "good twin", Jaco.
* Allie takes real issue with Harry being presumptuous and taking moving photos when the assignment was a still life. That wasn't the assignment!
* "It is like this chocolate that you have presented us for a snack. You guys have no problems eating one small piece at a time, but I'm thinking, how do I grab that chocolate and run out of the house and never come back. I would trade this bar of chocolate for all of this that we have built." ~ Danny
* "If Jason blue balls us, I will kill him!" ~ Danny
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up 
* Like that they both don't know the other is gay.
* We're heading down a "happy trail" to sexiness.
Danny: Down 
* Ready for it to get started. Lots of class, not enough ass.
Lyndsay: Up 
* Draco is nice and can't wait for Harry to find out Draco's gay
* Sexy to run into someone you used to know and have sparks.
== Potterotics Shout outs! ==
*Steve: coined "madsturbating" from previous episode's angry wank ending.
Category:Season 3
Category:Episodes
Category:2017
Category:Reader: Lyndsay
Category:2 Wands Up
Category:Lyndsay: Up
Category:Allie: Up
Category:Danny: Down