Shantae and Aladdin: Once Upon a Squid (Chapter 3)

Chapter 3 is the third chapter of Shantae and Aladdin: Once Upon a Squid written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Christmas Bashers".
==Plot==
(The scene opens with a Survivor-style recap of Squid Baron's situation with host Genie)
*Genie: When Squid Baron became a member of Risky Boots' fleet and fight against Shantae and her friends, he really beat them out and start a argument with the boss. Squid Baron later got fired with the Techno Grunts kicking him out and crashing into the desert of Agrabah. The members of Risky Boots' fleet got something to say about this big red squid.
(Risky Boots, Jafar and Techno Baron hold up their signs with their names on as Squid Baron sit to face the three of them with Genie still hosting the show)
*Genie: Squid Baron, the crew has spoken.
*Risky Boots: Squid Baron, you were a funny looking comedian to us. I remember the other day when everyone mistaken you as the biggest monster in all of Sequin Land.
*Squid Baron: That's what Hypno Baron was trying to say.
*Jafar: If we were making some seafood, i would use your body to cut off your hearts!
*Squid Baron: Oh no. Please don't. I'm made of all.
*Techno Baron: What a sea creature you are. You're trying to become a comic relief one day, but you ended up turning into the joking squid and make 4th wall references all over the world.
*Squid Baron: You never had a friend like me Techno Baron. I'm going to miss you guys.
*Genie: Sorry Squid Baron. *put on the gauntlet* The Five Fingers of Dys-Count will snap your friends away.
*Squid Baron: Wait, no! I can get a second chance.
*Genie: Too bad, so sad. It's time to say goodbye to your friends. *snap his fingers*
*Risky Boots: I don't feel anything. Oh my. My body. *disintegrate*
*Jafar: Baby. *look to his hands* Screw this. *disintegrate*
*Techno Baron: My head. I can't feel my head. *disintegrate*
*Squid Baron: Genie, i don't feel so good.
*Genie: Goodbye Squid Baron. I see you in the real-world.
*Squid Baron: Wait. No! *disintegrate*
(Squid Baron wake up from a nightmare as he see a bunch of warp squids sleeping on the floor)
*Squid Baron: Sheesh, what a nightmare. I hope my babies are okay. Let me walk into the fridge.
(Squid Baron walk into the kitchen and open the fridge to check some food and drinks)
*Squid Baron: Hm, there got to be some drinks in here. Ooh, cream soda. *open a pack of cream soda and drink it* Taste like grape mixed with blueberry soda. I'm getting the hang of it.
(Back in the surface, Genie walk to his room in the palace to check on his lamp. He rub it and enter inside of the lamp.)
*Genie: I'm back!
*Squid Baron: Whoa. Back already? Why do you have legs? Why did you snap me away?
*Genie: You were just dreaming. I can change from legs to antennas.
*Squid Baron: Like a mermaid tail?
*Genie: Under the sea my friend. How is the lamp?
*Squid Baron: Oh good. I was just taking good care of them. By the way, i fell asleep.
*Genie: You fell asleep? It's already 8 o'clock in the night time. You must have a really good nap then.
*Squid Baron: I miss out on everything. I didn't even see the sun for hours.
*Genie: The sun's gone. But it is the Moon.
*Squid Baron: A moon? I don't see no moon in the lamp.
*Genie: It's the sky where the Moon floats silly.
*Squid Baron: It's the sun, but frozen in rock solid.
*Genie: The sun goes away as the world get darker. The moon is there for you in the night!
*Squid Baron: I don't see the moon.
*Genie: You're inside of my lamp for the whole day. What point do you not understand?
*Squid Baron: Uh? The TV remote?
*Genie: We're going back to the surface. Time to erase all of your friends.
*Squid Baron: No! My babies.
*Genie: *erase all the warp squids from the lamp* They're in illusion as you may notice.
*Squid Baron: I have fake friends the whole time?
*Genie: Most likely yes. Back to the real-world, baby. *warp himself and Squid Baron to the surface*
(Genie and Squid Baron are back in the surface world where they are in Genie's room)
*Squid Baron: Whoosh, that was quite of a return.
*Genie: Welcome back. How is your time at the lamp?
*Squid Baron: I wanna go back. I miss watching the TV.
*Genie: You already saw a lot of TV lately. Let's do something fun.
*Squid Baron: Huh? It's night! There is no reason for the day to be night.
*Genie: Day and Night. It's like 8 o'clock in the night time.
*Squid Baron: What is wrong with you? Can i go back to my world now?
*Genie: Did you got exiled in the Pride Lands?
*Squid Baron: Nope. I don't live in that universe.
*Genie: Did you fall right out of the sky?
*Squid Baron: One little slip. I'm not even a chicken little. Do i even get kidnapped by aliens in a UFO?
*Genie: We're going to play a little game. I'm going to challenge you. You will need to find the following items to show your smarts to the test. You will need a chemical, a ice sharp and a dead bird that sleeps in a safe.
*Squid Baron: A safe vault you mean?
*Genie: That's correct. If you wanna go back to your world. I'm going to challenge you. *poof a portal box and open the portal box with a swirl purple portal*
*Squid Baron: What's with the cream soda spinning?
*Genie: *grab Squid Baron* You're going into the Box Dimension.
*Squid Baron: The Box Dimension? Is it the world with all the scraps that move you out of your homes? Do i even get to say in this?
*Genie: Off you go. Cheerio.
*Squid Baron: Wait! *get thrown into the portal box*
(Squid Baron ended up getting warped into the Box Dimension, landing on a floating box island with a orange puffle eating a bunch of cookies on a box)
*Squid Baron: Whoa. Crazy landing. What a rip-off to throw me into the universe.
*Genie: *in spirit* I'm watching you. You're going to go to this portal which lead to the penguin's island. The chemical is hidden on a secret facility where agents work together to fight bad guys.
*Squid Baron: Already? I didn't ask to play a challenge. Alright, i'm going in. *hop into the portal*
*Genie: Good luck.
(Squid Baron crash into Club Penguin Island where he crashed into a bunch of boxes on a random penguin's igloo)
*Squid Baron: Ow. Huh?
*Rookie: *sleeping on a sofa*
*Squid Baron: At least this guy didn't hear the sound of crash. *leave the igloo*
(Outside, Squid Baron look around to see where the secret facility is)
*Squid Baron: I'm in the island. What should i do?
*Genie: *in spirit* You got people coming. Don't let the people see you.
*Squid Baron: You mean like penguins?
*Genie: Yes. Penguins always waddle around like chickens on a barn.
*Squid Baron: I should digga tunnah in the snow and crawl like a meerkat hiding from hyenas.
*Genie: That should do the trick. Don't freeze.
*Squid Baron: I won't. *hide in the snow* What's next?
*Genie: Dig in.
*Squid Baron: Digging up. *dig in the snow in loops*
(While Squid Baron is digging up the snow in tunnels, in another penguin's igloo house, a Dot Lavender penguin prepare the popcorn on the microwave as a blue penguin with a rainbow bracelet is watching the TV with a group of yellow fish swimming in the ocean)
*Bambadee: Honey, how is the popcorn doing?
*Dot: The popcorn is going great. It just need a little more time to pop.
*Bambadee: What about the toast?
*Dot: The toast is now popping some bread.
*Bambadee: I want some jelly with it.
*Dot: And peanut butter?
*Bambadee: Just add marshmallow whip on.
*Dot: Coming right now. *prepare the bread by spreading the jelly and marshmallow whip on it as she saw Squid Baron digging in the snow outside the window* What is that?
*Bambadee: It's some big tunnel in the making like a mole making babies with a beaver.
*Dot: Ha. You're so funny Bambadee. *hear the sound of the popcorn in the microwave* The popcorn's ready.
*Bambadee: Grab the bowl and pour in the popcorn with butter.
*Dot: I'm on duty. *get the popcorn out of the microwave and open the popcorn bag to pour in the popcorn on the bowl*
(Dot grab the bread and popcorn and sit with Bambadee to eat their dinner as they watch TV together)
*Bambadee: This is dinner for tonight?
*Dot: Real lite and easy.
*Bambadee: Soft like a gummy shark. I'm chilling and flexing.
*Dot: That's my boy.
(Back with Squid Baron, he pop out of the snow and went to the Ski Village as he saw the sign "Everyday Phoning Facility" on the building)
*Squid Baron: Everyday Phoning Facility? What a weird name to begin a building with.
*Genie: *in spirit* Just go in. Act it natural.
*Squid Baron: I'm taking a chance.
(Squid Baron enter inside of Everyday Phoning Facility to look around in the office)
*Squid Baron: Okay. I got in. Where can the chemical be?
*Genie: *in spirit* Just look around. Don't stand here like you don't know what to do.
*Squid Baron: *flip the papers, desks and computers around* There's no chemical. It's just office work like one of those regular buildings where busy people work in.
*Genie: There's a elevator on the symbol.
*Squid Baron: What symbol? It's just water on a office glass.
*Genie: Watch and learn.
(The EPF symbol turn on screen and open the elevator)
*Squid Baron: Did the video and water form to a elevator?
*Genie: It does. Go inside.
*Squid Baron: Alright. *go inside of the elevator*
(The elevator take Squid Baron to the EPF Command Room where everything was closed for the day)
*Squid Baron: Wow. This is like a hotel.
*Genie: *in spirit* It's not a hotel, it's a command room. This is the right place to find the chemical. Do you see it?
*Squid Baron: Where where where? *see the chemical on the lab's screen* I found it.
*Genie: You see the red one? Grab the red one.
*Squid Baron: *grab the red chemical* The red one's ours. Is it like a potion?
*Genie: Yes it is. You got one task done.
*Squid Baron: *hear the noise of the elevator* Uh oh.
*Genie: Someone's coming! You gotta hide! Oh, go find a box and get out of there.
*Squid Baron: *rush to the gadget room and throw things to look for a box* Where's the box. Where where where?
*Genie: It's right in your eyes when you flip over the things.
*Squid Baron: The box! *hear the penguins entering the room* Uh oh. *open the portal box*
*Genie: Jump! *his spirit disappear*
*Squid Baron: Genie! I better leave now. *hop to the portal box*
(A director and jet pack penguin walk into the EPF Command Room to look at the squid's footprints)
*Aunt Arctic: What in the tentacles is this?
*Jet Pack Guy: I never see a squid's footprint like this. Bears' footprints are like bigger than a panda. But what lead inside of this.
(Aunt Arctic and Jet Pack Guy enter the gadget room to see the mess Squid Baron has done)
*Jet Pack Guy: Well not. The gadget room isn't clean after a long time of doing science work.
*Aunt Arctic: *call in Gary on her spy watch* Gary, we have a problem. We found a suspect on a strange creature that snuck into the gadget room. Lots of machines and chemicals has fallen into the ground. Even the office room has been robbed.
*Gary: *on speaker* Oh Gadzooks! What in tarnation has those meddling mutants done to the gadget room?!
(Squid Baron crash into the Box Dimension where he land on a bunch of pillows in the floating island of boxes)
*Squid Baron: Pillows? Blah. Who use pillows on their beds nowadays?
*Genie: *in spirit* You got the chemical?
*Squid Baron: Yes. It's been holding on my little squishy tentacles for a moment.
*Genie: Now you're going to Antarctica.
*Squid Baron: Antarctica? But i already been to Antarctica. That snowy island you took me in was in Antarctica.
*Genie: That was another Antarctica. You're going to another Antarctica with the realistic penguins.
*Squid Baron: What? What do they look like? Adelie penguins and rockhopper penguins?
*Genie: You're going to Penguin-Land next. The box is waiting for you to go to Penguin-Land.
*Squid Baron: Okay. I'm tired of playing with your games. *jump to the portal box*
*Genie: Adios. *his spirit disappears*
(Squid Baron arrives at Antarctica by crashing to a abandon building from a box)
*Squid Baron: Uh? Is it me or did i crash to the Forbidden Shore?
*Genie: *in spirit* You're on a abandon building.
*Squid Baron: I would rather crash on a abandon ship where the leopard seals belong. But i'm not giant octopus with giant legs.
*Genie: Just get out.
*Squid Baron: *leave the building* What now?
*Genie: Go to the place where i tell you to go to.
*Squid Baron: You have my will.
(Squid Baron arrives at Penguin-Land where the emperor penguins are sleeping with their old leader sleeping in a glacier. A feathered penguin, a female emperor and a male chick are sleeping in a cave together with the time machine stored in snow. Squid Baron look around on the snow place.)
*Squid Baron: Ooh, i see Mumble, Gloria and Erik sleeping together.
*Genie: *in spirit* Don't say it.
*Squid Baron: What? I was trying to become a comic relief here. What year is it? 2006 where everyone is jumping and moving to the beat and dancing to the rhythm of the nation?
*Genie: Just go find the ice sharp on that cave where the rooms are.
*Squid Baron: Fine.
*Genie: Eh. Dig in the snow like you did on the other island.
*Squid Baron: Whatever. You're still a nag. *dig in the snow and hear a old emperor trying to wake up*
*Noah: *sleeping on the glacier and hearing noises* Stupid stompers. *resume sleeping*
*Squid Baron: Shoot. No caught in attention. To the ice cavern.
(Squid Baron made it to the ice cavern of the land, but he see a maze next to the rooms)
*Squid Baron: Uh? I'm not liking the sound of it.
*Genie: This place is a maze where penguins go to play and chase other penguins like playing tag on the field.
*Squid Baron: I won't find the ice sharp in time.
*Genie: Trust me. The ice sharp is around the maze. You'll catch it in no time.
*Squid Baron: I'm going to get hurt no matter what.
*Genie: Just slide like a gentoo penguin. Will ya?
*Squid Baron: That's what friends do. With sliding! *slide over to the maze, bumping himself over and over and crashing to the end zone* Ouch. This is like chasing ghosts in a Pac-Man maze. *look up where the ice sharps are falling* Ah! *the ice sharps crash to the ice* Zoo-Wee Mama!
*Genie: Perfect. You didn't kill yourself.
*Squid Baron: Did i? The ice sharps didn't kill me. Instead, it land right off the ice. Do i get the bigger ones?
*Genie: Don't get the big ones. You're looking for a smaller one like a rabbit's carrot.
*Squid Baron: Where is the small one? I don't see a small one in my eyes.
*Genie: Try jumping where you are lucky to get a small piece.
*Squid Baron: Like one piece! *jump on the ice as a little ice sharp land on the ice* Woo hoo, it didn't break this time.
*Genie: Good. Now grab it and go.
*Squid Baron: *grab the ice sharp* I got it. What's next?
*Genie: Go back to the building where you crashed and don't disturb the penguins. Just be quiet and don't make a sound or a peep.
*Squid Baron: You have my word.
(From avoiding the large sounds and the emperors waking up, Squid Baron return to the building where he crashed on)
*Squid Baron: I'm back. What's the next step?
*Genie: Go inside of the building and jump back to the portal box. I'll talk to you on the way back. *his spirit disappear*
*Squid Baron: Genie. Oh man, now i'm alone. *enter the building and hop into the portal box*
(Squid Baron made it back to the Box Dimension as he land on the floating box island with cardboard of genies and mermaids)
*Squid Baron: Whoa. Strange landing. Hello ladies, would you like a cup of cherry cola with strawberry on top with extra flavor of blue slushie?
*Genie: *in spirit* Squidy!
*Squid Baron: Ah! Genie, you scare me. Why you little-
*Genie: No swearing. Let's keep it PG. Are you ready for your one last task of my challenge.
*Squid Baron: Yes.
*Genie: If you do. You're going back to the ocean in your world.
*Squid Baron: I knew it. This is why i get to spend Christmas with my family and ocean friends.
*Genie: Find a dead bird on a vault in a factory.
*Squid Baron: Haven't i been to a factory once?
*Genie: Go now. It's better or later. Now it's your chance to find the last clue. *open the portal box* So long and see you back at the palace. *his spirit disappear*
*Squid Baron: Last task, here i go! *jump in the portal box*
(Back at the Tinkerbat Factory in the prison room, Shantae is using her pinch of hair to open the lock pit in the cage as Rottytops write on the wall to figure out to escape with Bolo and Sky discussing the plan)
*Shantae: Oh my gosh. Why won't this hair open the lock?
*Rottytops: When we dig underground, we'll find our way out and reach home just in time for the holidays.
*Bolo: Rotty, you been brainstorming with ideas all day. Can we just take a break. We'll been stuck for 10 hours.
*Sky: We miss lunch and dinner. We were robbed for this.
*Shantae: I got it. *failed to open the lock* I don't got it.
*Sky: Jeepers! Shantae, you almost got it. Why didn't you break us out free?
*Shantae: Those locks are not worthy on breaking us free. We're never going to get home.
*Bolo: Man, we suck.
*Rottytops: We always suck. Just like my pet hamster Dookie.
*Sky: If Wrench was alive, he would turn giant and break us all out like a puzzle piece falling apart.
(Squid Baron crash into the ceiling from the portal box and crash to the ground)
*Squid Baron: I'm okay.
*Everyone: Squid Baron?
*Squid Baron: Did someone say my name? *look at the prisoners* Whoa. You guys are trapped. Sucks to be you guys.
*Shantae: Squid Baron: We're really mad at you!
*Squid Baron: What did i do? Did i get hit by a rock?
*Bolo: Don't play dumb you beat us all back at the Mermaid Falls.
*Squid Baron: What place is this? I think i fall into the wrong area by accident. This is really a prison zone.
*Sky: Yes it is. And you beat my pet bird Wrench. Now he's locked up into a big vault at the other factory.
*Squid Baron: The dead bird! You know where the dead bird is?
*Sky: Release us now!
*Rottytops: Sky, take it easy. This dumb big squid doesn't know who we are.
*Shantae: I think he has lost his memory like the time when all of you guys lost your memories from the wicked Holly Lingerbean.
*Bolo: Yeah, i remember. Hey Squid Baron, can you release us before Risky Boots find out.
*Squid Baron: How do you know my name? Alright. I'm breaking you out. *bump the lock, break it and release the prisoners* You're free to go.
*Shantae: Thank you very much anti-hero.
*Squid Baron: You're welcome. Anti-hero? Am i a Anti-hero like my uncle?
*Shantae: Ahya! *punch Squid Baron to the wall*
*Squid Baron: Ow. Is this the thanks i get for letting you out? I'm putting you all back in for a punishment.
*Shantae: You're going to pay for beating us to death.
*Bolo: We don't have our weapons. I think we have to fight with out bare hands.
*Rottytops: Like bear claws.
*Squid Baron: Bear claws? I love bear claws? They used to remind me of elephant ears at the fair.
*Sky: *kick Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Girl, i'm no soccer ball.
*Shantae: Fireball! *fireball at Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Ow ow hot hot hot hot hot.
*Bolo: Reach to the door.
*Squid Baron: *block the door* No. You're not escaping.
*Shantae: Let us out before Risky Boots come back.
*Squid Baron: I don't know who Risky Boots or Jafar is. But you're grounded.
*Shantae: His memory is messed up from the beginning. He's a maniac.
*Bolo: What we do?
*Shantae: I got it. *punch the wall to take a piece out and throw it on Squid Baron's head*
*Squid Baron: Ouch. Where i am? What the heck?! Why am i back here?
*Shantae: Squid Baron, can you hear us? You got thrown away earlier when we heard you got fired.
*Squid Baron: I'm throwing you away now! *bump the prisoners to the wall*
*Shantae: Ouch.
*Sky: Shantae, now you made him back to the way he was.
*Squid Baron: I'm going to defeat you right this instant.
*Shantae: With my magic powers, i can glitch him to his mind. *control Squid Baron* Abracadabra!
*Squid Baron: *mind-control from Shantae's powers* I am. The....the.....the....the...Squid....the....the....Baron!
*Shantae: Ha. I made him glitched like a failed Kickstarter game.
*Squid Baron: I am the Mighty No. 9! *glitched* Cornflakes....cornflakes....cornflakes.
*Bolo: Did he just say cornflakes?
*Shantae: Maybe we can reverse him back to the way he was before when he got us out. *move Squid Baron to the ceiling*
*Squid Baron: *bumped on the ceiling and crash to the ground* Cheese and crackers. What happen here?
*Shantae: Squid Baron, can you hear us?
*Sky: Shantae.
*Rottytops: Sky, she's having a moment. Just let it be.
*Sky: Grrrrr. Next time, i'm the leader.
*Squid Baron: *shake head* Wow. What a fight.
*Shantae: Squid Baron, are you okay?
*Squid Baron: My head was on mind-control for like five seconds. Now where is the vault?
*Shantae: Why do you need the vault for?
*Squid Baron: For the dead bird. It's my final clue to get before i finish the challenge.
*Bolo: You're doing the challenge? Then let's finish the challenge together.
*Squid Baron: Thank you. I was getting nervous. This way my helpers.
(Shantae, Sky, Bolo, Rottytops and Squid Baron enter the vault room as Squid Baron tries to open up the vault)
*Squid Baron: I can't open it. My tentacles are tiny as a baby.
*Shantae: We'll do it. *open up the vault* There. Isn't that easy?
*Squid Baron: Well it's not for me.
*Sky: Well think again. *reveal the vault, but only coin and gems are inside* What? This is all they have?
*Squid Baron: Where's the dead bird? Why do i see gems and coins?
*Rottytops: I don't think Wrench is there.
*Squid Baron: My mind is reading my brain. I think Wrench got taken into the other lab.
*Sky: What?! Those little monsters will pay.
*Bolo: That's some bad luck we got.
*Squid Baron: We need to figure out how to get into the other lab. To the box!
*Shantae: Wait. Before you rush out, Risky Boots has a computer system that open up worlds to warp into another place. That's one way or another.
*Squid Baron: One way or another. That's it. I know what you're talking about.
*Sky: Reach out to the computer.
(The gang head over to Risky Boots' computer as they try to find one of the places Wrench is hidden in)
*Squid Baron: Why are we sliding over to the screens?
*Shantae: Those are worlds to go to.
*Squid Baron: The worlds we're looking for are in the same place as we are.
*Bolo: It's all over Sequin Land. Where do you think they hide Wrench in?
*Squid Baron: Right there. *point at Techno Baron's lab*
*Shantae: This is where Techno Baron works at?
*Squid Baron: People speculated that he abandon his lab, but brought it all back for construction on weapons for Ammo Baron's army.
*Rottytops: You know what it means.
*Squid Baron: Then Wrench should be in Techno Baron's lab. Techno hide one of the vaults where the bird is hiding in.
*Shantae: *press the button and open the portal to Techno Baron's lab* Make way to the crocodile's lab.
(The gang jump into the portal as arrive at Techno Baron's lab. While the Techno Grunts are working in the factory, the gang hide in one of the boxes with Squid Baron.)
*Sky: When we find Wrench, we'll break out of here and return back safety to home.
*Squid Baron: I'm squishy on that box.
*Shantae: Squidy, that's alright. Where could the vault room be?
*Squid Baron: I've been to this place like 20 times. Follow me, but hide in your boxes so no one see you like flying in a mosquito suit.
(The gang sneak with the boxes on and made it to the vault room)
*Squid Baron: Sweet. My tentacles are small to open that door.
*Shantae: Ugh. Fine. *open the door* Get in.
(The gang made it to the vault room of Techno Baron's lab. The gang take off their box disguises and look around in the vault area.)
*Squid Baron: This is like when people store money in the vault of the bank.
*Rottytops: We're in the middle of a heist. We should be fine on getting out at night.
*Squid Baron: Well it's already night.
*Shantae: Already?
*Squid Baron: The time doesn't lie at all.
*Bolo: It's 8:15. We been stuck for 10 and a half hours.
*Sky: Open one of the vaults and leave safety.
*Shantae: *open one of the vaults* They're not in this safe.
*Bolo: *open the vault* Not in there.
*Rottytops: *open the vault* This place is kinda empty to me.
*Squid Baron: They never store anything in this area. *open one of the vaults* I thought this place was used to store your clothes after working. I guess everyone is working for the big dinner tonight at the cafeteria.
*Shantae: We're getting crazy in here.
*Bolo: I'm losing it.
*Sky: You know what? I'm opening them all. *wind blast on all the vaults opening*
*Squid Baron: Stop! I see the bird.
*Sky: Wrench! *grab Wrench from the last vault* No no no. We're too late.
*Bolo: But we just got out.
*Sky: This is a disaster. This. Is all your fault!
*Squid Baron: What did i do? I can't remember anything from my brain.
*Sky: Is this the best prize i get, but to see my dead pet lying on the ground? You're a predator!
*Squid Baron: I shouldn't have left you guys before i swim back into the ocean. Can i go home now?
*Shantae: No. You wasted our lives in that prison. Now we're going to eat you for dinner.
*Bolo: It's time for the best dinner in our lives, but eating his big body up.
*Squid Baron: No. I'm a cute big little squid. I'm too young to die.
*Sky: People eat seafood and other sea creatures like you.
*Rottytops: I eat octopus' tentacles for lunch.
*Squid Baron: No.......*crying* Mommy.....daddy!
*Genie: *arrive from a portal* Congratulations Squid Baron, you finally found all the items from my challenge. I am now offering you a prize for your reward.
*Shantae: Genie?
*Sky: How did you manage to get here?
*Squid Baron: Genie, it's you. I thought you were going to show up at the end.
*Genie: Oh hey Shantae, i didn't see you there.
*Sky: Genie, Squid Baron has been responsible for all of the mess he caused today. He pop out a volleyball and beat us at Mermaid Falls.
*Genie: Well, that's not nice.
*Squid Baron: Genie, can you bring back this bird from the dead?
*Genie: I can't bring people back from the dead. The dead bird was made as a item from the challenge.
*Sky: You have to revive my pet bird Wrench right now. It's for your own good.
*Genie: What?
*Bolo: We're begging you. We have to go home and eat our meal.
*Squid Baron: I have to go home and eat some clams.
*Genie: Alright. This is your one reward for your challenge.
*Squid Baron: But, what about my real prize?
*Genie: You get what you get when you don't get upset. *revive Wrench*
*Squid Baron: Nice little birdie.
*Wrench: Caw!
*Squid Baron: I guess you're still mean to me after all.
*Sky: Wrench.
*Wrench: *fly to Sky*
*Shantae: It's good to have your Wrench back.
*Rottytops: Genie, can you take us all home.
*Genie: Oh sure. Now you're going home to Scuttle Town.
*Squid Baron: Wait! Before we all go home, we need dinner.
*Genie: What? Just wait til you get home.
*Squid Baron: I don't live in a fishing town like they live. I live by the ocean.
*Genie: Under the sea with the little mermaids? Have you been watching any fables lately?
*Squid Baron: I got an idea. Let's steal all of Risky Boots' food and get out of here to safety.
*Shantae: Good idea. That's what she gets for locking us up in the cage. She's going to starve to death for real.
*Squid Baron: Genie, take us back to the Tinkerbat Factory.
*Genie: At your service!
(Genie warp the gang to the Tinkerbat Factory and back at the pirate ship in the ocean, Risky Boots sit on the barrels, watching the ocean as Jafar came to comforts Risky Boots)
*Jafar: Risky, i-
*Risky Boots: Don't touch me.
*Jafar: I was just trying to help you.
*Risky Boots: I don't need any of your help. I'm still mad at you.
*Jafar: Captain, we're about to head home to the entrance.
*Risky Boots: My crew, we are arriving home.
*Ammo Baron: Shoot, once we get home, we'll prepare some tacos at the grill.
*Jafar: Do we still eat the leftovers from lunch?
*Risky Boots: I'll make my own food, not you.
*Jafar: We're a team and we assemble this crew together.
*Risky Boots: My day is a total waste because of those bow-shooting archers.
*Tinkerbat Captain: No comment.
(Back at the Tinkerbat Factory, the gang made it to the kitchen as they open the fridge to see a bunch of food Risky Boots has stored)
*Shantae: Wowzers. Look what this pirate lady got.
*Squid Baron: Eggs, bacon, fries, dead fish, lobster, shrimps, krills and all the seafood in her fridge.
*Rottytops: She really must be a good hunter.
*Genie: How about i take the whole fridge and get you guys back home.
*Bolo: Wait. Our weapons.
*Genie: You forgot about them?
*Sky: We have weapons, but they're still in the vault.
*Squid Baron: What the? We just went over to the vault.
*Genie: I hear the sound of a ship.
*Rottytops: Risky Boots is coming. Hide.
*Genie: Uh oh. Better hide before she catch us all.
(The pirate ship made it to the station as the crew made it back in on the factory)
*Risky Boots: Home at last.
*Techno Baron: What should we do to the gem?
*Jafar: We'll get Feather God's help to charge this gem into a shard and use the laser machine to destroy every dimension in the omniverse.
*Risky Boots: I should be ruling the omniverse myself.
*Jafar: We got the gem together. We're suppose to rule the universe by now.
*Risky Boots: I have been discovering treasure for years. What kind of stubborn do you think you are?
*Hypno Baron: No more fighting! We already got like over 100 arguments in one year.
*Risky Boots: Well thanks a lot idiot.
*Jafar: Next time, i'm getting Jasmine on my own.
*Risky Boots: Meet me at the computer room.
(The villains enter the computer room as Risky Boots tries to contract Feather God in her video system)
*Risky Boots: Someone must have broke into the factory. We already figure out all the worlds to destroy with the gem.
*Techno Baron: We need his phone number to get the gem working.
*Feather God: The shards doesn't use phones! Who use phones? A pirate never use phones to fight a sailor.
*Techno Baron: Well i'm calling the master now. *press the button to call Feather God*
*Risky Boots: Out of the way Techno Moron, i'm going to give out my speech.
*Jafar: Are you jealous of the treasure we found?
*Risky Boots: Don't judge me.
(The Feather God arrives on the computer screen while Feather God is in the Dark Dimension, meeting up with the villains on screen)
*Feather God: Ah, you dare to awake me.
*Risky Boots: Feather God, it been a long day.
*Jafar: No bad guy has crossed the finish line.
*Risky Boots: Don't make me put the sword on your neck.
*Feather God: Wait, is that a gem from the Dragon Realms?
*Risky Boots: No. It's a gem we found at Saliva Island.
*Feather God: Ah. What do you want with this gem?
*Risky Boots: Charge it. We're going to use it for the laser machine to destroy the worlds.
*Feather God: How are you going to do that?
*Ammo Baron: Well, basically, the laser pop right out of the universe and destroy the universe from blasting it.
*Feather God: I see. Now it is time to charge the gem to a shard. *use his mind to control the gem*
*Techno Baron: This is going to be worth it.
*Hypno Baron: The mastermind of all shards will have this gem ready for destruction.
(Shantae and the gang are hiding in the box where they see the gem being charged up by Feather God's hands)
*Shantae: Oh no. How did Feather God has the ability to charge things while he's on video call?
*Genie: I knew you guys are dealing with a villain situation.
*Squid Baron: It's a weird day for me.
*Bolo: We need to distract them.
*Rottytops: How are we going to do that?
*Sky: Anyone? Nobody? You wanna watch the world burn on fire?
*Genie: There have to be a way to stop their plans.
*Squid Baron: I can do it. I got this.
(Feather God finally charges up the gem into a shard gem)
*Feather God: The gem is all yours. Now you can use it to power up the laser machine and destroy any universe you want.
*Risky Boots: As long the worlds doesn't move around in a cycle, we'll be willing to end our world and Agrabah into the fire of flames.
*Squid Baron: *pop out of the box* No! Don't use it! It has a curse inside it!
*Everyone: Squid Baron?!
*Squid Baron: I brought my friends too to stop you from using the gem. Come out now, it's okay on the inside.
(The rest of the heroes are out of the box)
*Jafar: You got to be kidding me.
*Genie: Jafar, i know you're behind the barons and the pirate queen.
*Risky Boots: How are you two brats alive?
*Techno Baron: I thought i kicked you out?
*Squid Baron: I saw this gem once on my preschool field trip to Saliva Island. This gem has a curse it. It can kill people whoever breaks the spell!
*Everyone: *laughs*
*Squid Baron: What's so funny? Is it something that i forget about?
*Risky Boots: There's no curse. You're a liar.
*Feather God: You're not even trying Squid Baron. You're the worst henchman i've ever had in years.
*Squid Baron: Feather God, you don't have to do this. You can change your ways, like i did.
*Feather God: No! Fight the heroes right now!
*Risky Boots: It's battle time. Jafar, grab the gem to safety.
*Jafar: *grab the gem and throw it against the wall to track*
*Risky Boots: Ugh! We just fueled this gem up.
*Jafar: I didn't mean to.
*Feather God: So there was no curse. Lies. I have a busy schedule to catch on. I will be dealing with you later Shantae. I thought i would bring an entire army to destroy your world and-
*Genie: *shoot the computer to end Feather God's video call* I was made for this.
*Risky Boots: My computer! What is our master saying?
*Jafar: You're going to pay for this. At your one last rate! *fire blast at the heroes*
*Squid Baron: *dodge the blast with the heroes* Let's brawl!
(The heroes fight against the villains. Shantae fight Risky Boots, Genie fight Jafar, Bolo fight Ammo Baron, Sky fight Hypno Baron as Rottytops and Squid Baron fight Techno Baron.)
*Shantae: *jump and kick Risky*
*Risky Boots: Oh really. *punch Shantae*
*Shantae: Ow.
*Genie: *shoot fireballs at Jafar*
*Jafar: *dodge and punch Genie*
*Genie: Ouch.
*Jafar: Without Aladdin's help, you'll be sorry for your wishes.
*Bolo: *punch Ammo Baron*
*Ammo Baron: *kick Bolo*
*Bolo: Gosh darn it.
*Ammo Baron: Feel those muscles. *smash Bolo*
*Sky: Wrench, now.
*Wrench: *scratch on Hypno Baron*
*Hypno Baron: Ugh! My face!
*Sky: Nice try scary ghost.
*Rottytops: Come over here little man.
*Techno Baron: Little? Did you just call me little? I'll show you little. *throw a gadget bomb at Rottytops*
*Rottytops: Ha. That tickles.
*Squid Baron: Squid slamma! *slam on Techno Baron*
*Techno Baron: Squidy, you're going to pay for this.
*Squid Baron: Slam slam slam.
*Techno Baron: I hate you.
*Genie: *fly fast and punch Jafar*
*Jafar: *hold the staff and charge dark fire at Genie*
*Genie: *dodge the dark fire*
*Jafar: Bring it on.
*Shantae: *run and push Risky to the wall*
*Risky Boots: *bite Shantae's arm*
*Shantae: Ow.
*Risky Boots: You're going to pay for breaking my computer!
*Shantae: I didn't break your computer. Genie did.
*Risky Boots: *slam Shantae to the ground*
*Shantae: Are you even trying?
*Risky Boots: You got anything to say before i shoot you in the face?
*Shantae: *roll over and jump to blast on Jafar*
*Jafar: My clothes!
*Genie: Thank you Shantae.
*Shantae: You're welcome.
*Risky Boots: *grab Shantae* Get over here.
*Shantae: Hey. Let me go.
*Risky Boots: You shot my friend. He deserve it for causing trouble. Now you're causing a lot more trouble than your past-self.
*Shantae: You're dangerous. I can sense your brain.
*Risky Boots: I'm not the danger. I am the danger!
*Squid Baron: *still slamming Techno Baron* Pow pow pow. Are you tired of being slam dunk?
*Techno Baron: I can beat you in a basketball game.
*Squid Baron: You'll wait and see until next year's Football Bowl.
*Shantae: Squid Baron, help me!
*Risky Boots: *cover Shantae's mouth* Squid Baron, you have bad in you. Don't listen to her, beat the heroes including that blue genie.
*Squid Baron: Ah! *rush and bump both Risky Boots and Shantae*
*Risky Boots: Are you crazy?
*Squid Baron: My head is spinning.
*Shantae: Squid Baron, don't use control of yourself.
*Squid Baron: *look at the gem smoking* There it goes!
(The gem smokes with clouds as everyone stop fighting to see the smoke come right out of the gem)
*Squid Baron: I'm right. There is a curse inside for all the tricks in the world. The shard gem can easily break the curse out by smoking it.
*Hypno Baron: That's impossible.
*Jafar: I guess we're all wrong. Squidy is right.
*Squid Baron: I'm still mad at you for hurting my master.
(The smoke form into a ghost octopus and roar into everyone in the room)
*Rottytops: It's alive! It's a ghost!
*Shantae: The gem has a baby. It's a ghost octopus after all.
*Squid Baron: My worst nightmare. The ghost octopus.
*Techno Baron: I almost forgot. My helmet is still cracked.
*Ghost Octopus: *tear down the factory*
*Risky Boots: What are you doing to my factory?!
*Ghost Octopus: *wipe everyone out*
*Jafar: It's a nightmare. It's a living ghost out of the sea!
*Squid Baron: This is the final boss of my future spin-off game. It's the end of all oceans.
*Risky Boots: Let's kill this sea creature to pieces.
(Everyone started to face against the ghost octopus and slash against the deadly being)
*Shantae: *shoot fireballs at the ghost octopus*
*Risky Boots: *slash the ghost octopus*
*Ghost Octopus: *slam down Risky*
*Risky Boots: My day is cursed.
*Squid Baron: *jump and bump into the ghost octopus* Fear me no squid.
*Genie: *super punch on the ghost octopus* This ghost is too strong to defeat.
*Bolo: If we only had our weapons, we would beat this beast to death.
*Sky: I have Wrench. Wrench, get rid of this dead sea creature.
*Wrench: *turn big and clash with the ghost octopus*
*Jafar: Now it's clashing with the octopus.
*Squid Baron: I wonder what's the next step.
*Techno Baron: This thing will haunt the whole planet if we all fail to defeat the beast.
*Squid Baron: It's like a nightmare carnival serving you rotten shells with a bunch of crab legs for dinner.
*Shantae: Blah. I remember having a gross sandwich back at 1st grade and i nearly threw up in the bathroom for the whole lunch hour.
*Squid Baron: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
*Jafar: Squidy, no!
*Squid Baron: Feel the wrath of my ink powers! *jump and slam the ghost octopus' head*
*Ghost Octopus: *roar and slam Squid Baron to the ground and throw Wrench out*
*Squid Baron: I guess my spin-off game is a failure from the beginning.
*Sky: Squidy! Now look what you done to Wrench again.
*Ammo Baron: We need the army to shoot at the ghost.
*Hypno Baron: Call in the army.
*Genie: How about i press the fire alarm. *press in the fire alarm*
(The fire alarm goes on as a bunch of Tinkerbats, Ammonian soliders and Techno Grunts rush and hold their guns to shoot at the ghost octopus)
*Shantae: Their bullets are weak to shoot that ghost. It's invisible.
*Squid Baron: They're not gonna make the shot.
*Ghost Octopus: *spin to beat an army of enemies*
*Tinkerbat Captain: This soul being is killing our crew!
*Risky Boots: I got one more bullet on this dead sea octopus. *use her gun to shoot at the ghost octopus* Drat. I'm all out of bullets.
*Genie: We're doomed.
*Shantae: Genie, we need more people on our side.
*Genie: You want me to bring Aladdin and Jasmine?
*Shantae: I know Aladdin has your lamp. Maybe he can seal the ghost away from hunting anyone.
*Genie: No. I don't want my lamp to be cursed forever. I want to live free!
*Shantae: You know what? Just bring them over.
*Genie: Okay. Your wish is requested. *open the portal to the palace of Agrabah*
(Aladdin and Jasmine look at the portal opening to the Tinkerbat Factory)
*Aladdin: Genie?
*Genie: Love birds, we need help! The world is in danger!
*Jasmine: Are you trying to deal with a octopus ghost?
*Genie: Get over here.
(Aladdin and Jasmine jump into the portal to the Tinkerbat Factory to the battle with the Ghost Octopus)
*Jasmine: Why the baby squid there? What did he do wrong, but sealing a deadly creature to the world?
*Squid Baron: It been a long story. We caused a lot of trouble there.
*Bolo: Can we have our weapons back already?
*Genie: Alright. The weapons that are stored are now given back to you. *poof out the weapons on the ground*
*Bolo: My flail!
*Shantae: That's what we need.
*Sky: Let's finish this off. *throw feather cutters at the ghost octopus*
*Rottytops: *throw a skull bomb at the ghost octopus*
*Bolo: *move his flail with the spike ball hitting the ghost octopus*
*Squid Baron: Alright. Yeah! Go go go! You can do it!
*Risky Boots: You're not even doing nothing!
*Squid Baron: Well you're not doing nothing too.
*Jafar: With our godly powers, we'll erase this ghost from existence. *use his staff to charge at the ghost octopus*
*Squid Baron: The ghost must have been infected with the shard's smoke, which means the ghost is stronger than Feather God himself.
*Everyone: What?
*Squid Baron: Uh? Continue the fight.
*Genie: *hold his sword* Alright ghost, you're cut in half. *tries to slash the ghost octopus* Oh my, you're invisible.
*Ghost Octopus: *slam Genie down*
*Genie: I'm too weak.
*Aladdin: *throw swords at the ghost octopus* Nothing is effecting the ghost.
*Jasmine: It's a ghost. Ghosts are suppose to be invisible.
*Aladdin: We saw the ghost, but the ghost itself is invisible and can't see a thing.
*Squid Baron: Don't worry chemical and ice sharp, i'm going to miss you. *throw the chemical and ice sharp to the ghost octopus*
*Ghost Octopus: *roar*
*Squid Baron: Ha ha ha. Time to go round two with the squid!
*Techno Baron: *take off his helmet* My eyes! I can see! Don't worry little guy, i'm going to miss you. This one is for my father. *throw his helmet to the ghost octopus*
*Ghost Octopus: *get hit by Techno Baron's helmet and hit on Squid Baron*
*Squid Baron: Ow.
*Techno Baron: Squidy, are you okay? I own you an apology.
*Genie: Oh no, his amnesia is up!
*Squid Baron: *shake head* What the? What happen here? What did i miss?
*Risky Boots: You were here, dummy.
*Squid Baron: Whoa. Hold on a second. *look at the ghost octopus* What is this? Did someone leak the final boss of my planned spin-off movie?
*Sky: You said you were going to have a spin-off game. Now you asked for a movie?
*Jasmine: How do we get rid of the ghost?
*Squid Baron: Time to clean up this plot hole of curses! *jump and smash the gem*
*Rottytops: He just smash the whole thing.
*Ghost Octopus: *roar and disintegrate*
*Shantae: He did it. He got rid of the ghost.
*Barracuda Joe: This battle is a rip-off. I'm going home.
*Ammo Baron: Way a go Squidy. Way to finish off a battle.
*Squid Baron: I hate you. I hate you, i hate you, the other one, the one i'm looking at and all of you.
*Techno Baron: All of us?! What did we do wrong?
*Hypno Baron: How are we going to get paid?
*Squid Baron: I'm going back to the ocean where i belong. Good day sir. *jump all the way to the ocean*
*Genie: Squidy! What about your real prize?!
*Squid Baron: Thank you! I smash the gem as a prize! *land on the water*
*Risky Boots: I'm out.
*Jafar: Right behind you.
*Techno Baron: I need to find my glasses.
*Hypno Baron: My work here is done.
*Ammo Baron: See you at lunch Hypno.
*Aladdin: Shantae, we save the day, didn't we?
*Shantae: No. We saved the world together.
*Jasmine: How did that ghost manage to break into the factory?
*Bolo: It was a long story. It has been a crazy day for us.
*Genie: I hope things get better by morning.
*Rottytops: Hope to see you all at the party.
*Sky: We got a lot of decorations to set up.
TO BE CONTINUED TO THE LAST PART OF THE STORY
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