Mariah Carey

350px|thumb|Her evil music video.
Mariah Carey is yet another annoying musician who took over the world with her annoying earworm song called "All I Want For Christmas Is You". It is so bad that nobody wants to hear it. This disdain makes Mariah Carey so angry that she will defrost and destroy entire cities, of course only to be grounded by Boris. Mariah Carey gets grounded for the awful things she did, like getting someone into trouble and gets arrested by the police and executed, as well as fall into hell and stealing the legendary Dead Meat Card. She did awful things like making people upset with her annoying Christmas song, so she gets all Fs on her report card at school and gets expelled forever. She will never get a P-Rank report card.
Mariah Carey would also get sent to Military School into the detention of troublemakers, but escaped Military School and got sent to the Hell. There, she was possessed by Sad Satan. She is much worse Than Gummy Bear and Nicki Minaj. 
*She was used to commit alot of Crimes, Genocide and Suicide every day.
*She is more than one of the Christmas Songs of Creepypasta.
*She is even more bad musician who sucks everytime.
*She sucks because her songs are annoying earworm to people which is awful.
*Her song christmas played in multiple countries during December and November.
*She wants to be Miley Cyrus.
==Audio Samples==
For UnLegal reasons, we can't put any audio of hers on our wiki. You'll just have to imagine what she sounds like. Unless you've died and chose to cheap out on retaining your copywritten memories, in which case you'd have no idea. You'd also have no idea if a rogue AI went into your head and removed your copywritten memories. Actually, if you look to the right (or go up on mobile) and it's available in your country, you can hear her evil music.
== Gallery ==
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