Zucchini

Zucchini is a substance of botanical origin that has a tendency to completely ruin a juicy slice of lasaga. Zucchini has been a tool of malice and evil for millennia, spanning back to ancient times when zucchini was often used to overthrow entire empires and reduce civilizations to rubble.
Congress is considering passing a law requiring a "dangerous veggie permit" to purchase this foul squash in the future.
Category:Bad-tasting foods
Category:Weapons of mass destruction
Category:Vegetables
Category:Substances that should stay out of the kitchen
Category:Foods