Donald Trump Throws a Temper Tantrum

== Cast ==
* Joe Biden
* Donald Trump
== Transcript ==
Donald Trump: Hey Joe Biden. Do you have any money.
Joe Biden: What do you want Donald Trump?
Donald Trump: I want to have some Cookie Crisp.
Joe Biden: No.
Donald Trump: WHY!
Joe Biden: Because it's not healthy, so eat something else.
Donald Trump: But Joe Biden, I wanted a delicious Cookie Crisp.
Chef Pee Pee: Well you’re not gonna any Cookie Crisp, I said no.
Donald Trump: WHY?
Joe Biden: Because it’s just that we don’t have any money. You need to start eating healthy foods!
Donald Trump: WHY?
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, can you stop saying why.
Donald Trump: WHY?
Joe Biden: Just wait till New Years Day.
Donald Trump: NEW YEARS DAY. JOE BIDEN, I WANTED AN COOKIE CRISP, I WILL NOT WAIT, IT'S TOO LONG!
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, I'm not buying you Cookie Crisp.
Donald Trump: But Donald Trump, I really want Cookie Crisp.
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, I said no.
Donald Trump: But, Donald Trump, I'm going to run away until you buy Cookie Crisp.
Joe Biden: Then run away, then.
Donald Trump: Oh, okay, I want to run away! you never going to seen pesky gang maniac! See on top of you idiot. I'm out!
Joe Biden: Oh okay, have fun, run away, Donald Trump.
Donald Trump: Alright, Joe Biden, this is time to leaving, you never going to see me again! See you later, Jerk! (Door close).
Joe Biden: Oh, I guess Donald Trump run away. (Door bells) Hello!
Donald Trump Clone: Excuse me sir, I'm wanting a credit card for Cookie Crisp, it's only $45.00, and if wonder to be interesting.
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, I know it's you!
Donald Trump Clone: No, it's not.
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, Stop fooling me.
Donald Trump Clone: Sir, I don't know what talking about?
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, stop disguising me, this is stupid.
(Real Donald Trump appears)
Donald Trump: Hey Joe Biden.
Joe Biden: Donald Trump?
Donald Trump: Who is that?
Donald Trump Clone: So, um, interesting or not, sir.
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, that's you.
Donald Trump Clone: $45.00
Joe Biden: Get inside, Donald Trump!
Donald Trump Clone: Barnacles!
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, who’s that at the door?
Donald Trump: I don't Joe Biden, what do you want?
Joe Biden: He wants Cookie Crisp, Donald Trump.
Donald Trump: Oh, he did. Me too, Joe Biden, I want money, please?
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, I’m not buying you Cookie Crisp!
Donald Trump: But Joe Biden, I want Cookie Crisp!
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, I suppose to run away and never come back.
Donald Trump, But Joe Biden, I can't run away without Cookie Crisp.
Joe Biden: Well, I’m not buying you, Donald Trump.
Donald Trump: If you don’t buy me some Cookie Crisp, I will hold my breath.
(Donald Trump hold the breath until the face into the blue)
Joe Biden: Breathe Donald Trump. Breathe.
(Breathe, and fails)
Donald Trump: Joe Biden, BUY ME SOME COOKIE CRISP RIGHT NOW.
Joe Biden: DONALD TRUMP, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT COOKIE CRISP AND THATS FINAL!
Donald Trump: (He's having a tantrum.) AAAAAHHHHH!
Joe Biden: Donald Trump is being so annoying about that Cookie Crisp.
Donald Trump: AAAAAHHHHH! (He’s thrown dishes and breaking them.)
Joe Biden: Donald Trump!
Donald Trump: You jerk!
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, why would you do that?
Donald Trump: Joe Biden, I will keep breaking stuff until you buy me some Cookie Crisp!
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, you're not getting the Cookie Crisp!
Donald Trump: (He's having a tantrum.) IT'S NOT FAIR!
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, stop acting up or you’re grounded.
Donald Trump: BUY ME SOME COOKIE CRISP RIGHT…NOW.
Joe Biden: Donald Trump, How many times do I have to tell you?... COOKIE CRISP IS NOT HEALTHY!
Donald Trump: (He's having a tantrum.) I want Cookie Crisp you idiot!
Joe Biden: Excuse me, what did you just say?
Donald Trump: (He's having a tantrum.) You idiot!
Joe Biden: THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! DON’T YOU EVER USE THOSE WORDS AT ME AGAIN!
Donald Trump: I SAID, BUY ME SOME COOKIE CRISP RIGHT… NOW.
Joe Biden: DONALD TRUMP, DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!
Donald Trump: THAT'S IT, I WILL BREAK THIS GLASS.
Joe Biden: NO, DO NOT… (Donald Trump threw the glass on the floor.) Donald Trump, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Donald Trump: BECAUSE I WANTED THAT DELICIOUS COOKIE CRISP AND THAT STUPID ENTREE, AND THAT IS FINAL!
Joe Biden: I can't believe you just said a disrespectful word. That it. You are going to be punished. you're grounded for 8,000 days. GO TO YOUR ROOM AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED!
Donald Trump: But it's 4:00 in the afternoon, and I'm not tired!
Joe Biden: IT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU'RE STILL GOING TO BED AT 4:00! NOW, GO!
Donald Trump: NO, I AM NOT GOING TO BED EARLY YOU MORON!
Joe Biden: (Gasp) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Donald Trump: YOU MORON!
Joe Biden: DONALD TRUMP, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A MORON? YOU'RE NOW GROUNDED FOR 40 YEARS! I’M CARRYING YOU TO BED!
Donald Trump: (He's chasing with Joe Biden until he dragged him into his room.) No! JOE BIDEN, LET GO!
Joe Biden: And you're gonna stay in your room! (puts Donald Trump down)
Donald Trump: But Joe Biden.
Joe Biden: You're gonna stay in your room and think about what you've done! (Joe Biden quickly turns around and slams the door leaving Donald Trump inside.)
Donald Trump: Joe Biden, you are a jerk! I am ungrounded and I will have the Cookie Crisp.