Graystripe

Graystripe is a crazy elder that ate Swiftpaw secretly and part of Brightheart's face. They blamed dogs because Graystripe is one mad dog. His mating habits include only cats from other Clans and kittypets. In Graystripe's Vow, the old coot goes somewhere and oofs. Just kidding, he finds a new batch of suckers to sell sussy substances to.
==Biography==
===Into the Wild===
When Rusty decides to visit the forest, Graypaw and him have a baby fight awwwww :3
Graypaw is present when Rusty fights Longtail, laughing when the latter gets his butt kicked. Together the enter Ravenpaw into the Witness Protection Program, run by Barley, and use the funds to by weapons to overthrow the dictatorship in Cuba run by Brokenstar.
===Fire and Ice===
Graystripe gets bored and.. errrmmms.. Crookedstar's daughter because he can. She dies and explodes into two kittens.
===Forest of Secrets===
Graystripe and Fireheart play detective and learn that Corn Pop is a bad dude. And Crookedstar is the most popular Clan leader ever.
Graystripe splits their operation into RiverClan to create a false sense of competition to distract the public from how few companies actually run the food industry in the forest. He also experiments on some beagles to find out that dogs being eaten alive by blowflies can, in fact, feel fear. This inhumane experimentation will not have any consequences later.
===Rising Storm===
Graystripe laughs while every in ThunderClan catches on fire. He physically falls over wheezing when he hears Yellowfang died, shouting "I'm glad that witch is burning in Hell."
===Darkest Hour===
Firestar and Scourge get into a staring contest. While this is happening, Graystripe is giving Darkstripe his birthday spankings. Darkstripe farts in his face and then hangs himself out of embarrassment. For getting rid of one more goober in the forest, Firestar promotes Graystripe, and the two laugh, knowing that some YouTubers are going to seethe later.
===The New Prophecies===
Graystripe screws off for most of this series because he's too good for this crap. Instead he gets his own "manga" where he pumps a nice Christian girl full of Graystripe Awesomeness and takes her back to the forest. They discover that the Clans moved to terrorize more cats after all the ones before ran off, and they take a truck or something to the lake, which makes everyone who went through the mountains feel like clowns.
===The Sight===
Brambleclaw had been acting as Clan deputy while Graystripe was missing. Firestar is torn between demoting his bestie and his former co-conspirator. Graystripe assures him it's better to have a face-guy to scapegoat later, and sets up Brambleclaw as the fall guy for sussy operations.
===The rest of the Power of Three===
Millie and Graystripe.. ermmm.. and have kids:
Briarlight breaks her back, both metaphorically by working two jobs to support this dang family, and literally and becomes a cripple. Jayfeather has her work as a HELLO NURSE, and she makes his day a little bit brighter by being around, causing his heart to grow three sizes.
Bumblestripe does jack squat for now, but we might as well say what his role is in Omen of the Stars because I can't be bothered to make the Bumblestripe article lulzy. So, in OotS Bumblestripe tries to become a main character, only to end up looking like he has Idiot Syndrome by trying to play the "nice guy" routine with Dovewing. That fails and he becomes "the guy who got rejected by Dovewing, when her superior sister Ivypool was available" to absolutely everyone in ThunderClan.
Blossomfall (more like Blossomfail amirite?) goes to the Dark Forest to try to learn the secrets of how to overthrow her father's empire and claim it as her own, only learns the art of patiences, biding her time, and waiting for old people to die. She gets together with Thornclaw (who at this time is the equivalent of a 50 year old man while shes the equivalent of a 25 year old woman), and a week later takes out a massive life insurance policy on him with her as the benificiary. We haven't seen Thornclaw get into any unfortunate accidents. Yet.
==A Vision of Shadows==
He does something, I actually can't really remember. He's an elder now so he mostly just sits around, telling stories and stuff and yelling at children to take out his ticks or change his bedding. Old coot behavior, and just think how he once disrespected the elders for wetting the bed, and now he wets the bed. Some goes for all of these dang cats, I guess thats just how it goes lol.
===The Broken Code===
When Ashfur is revealed as the imposter who possessed Bramblefart, Graystripe goes to the Shadow Realm. He gives it all he has, but dies, breaking all of our hearts. As Graystripe ascends to Heaven, In The End by Linkin Park blares out of stereos he made a bunch of kids set up, because in the end Graystripe was a legend, and legends never die (RIP Technoblade btw), and who doesn't love Linkin Park?
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