S02E06 - I Declare a Tongue War

This episode picks up about 3/4 of the way through chapter 5 and continues until the end.
== Episode Summary ==
Draco and Hermione conclude their vibrating broomstick ride with some very wet sex by the side of the Black Lake.
== Notable Moments ==
* Grass...feels like grass? Or sometimes like a cloud.
* Lyndsay's definition of romance: being hit by electricity while taking shelter under a tree in a storm.
* Hermione breaks out the science foreplay
* "1,2,3,4, I declare a tongue war" ~ Danny, with his tongue sticking out of his mouth.
* Hermione is very aware of her wetness level at all time.
* Lyndsay repeatedly makes slight heaving noises at the graphic descriptions (e.g. losing his tongue in her folds).
* Tips for giving great oral sex in the wizarding world: speak spells while you're doing it.
* Draco plunges into Hermione causing Lyndsay to proclaim "Ships ahoy!", which Allie mishears as "Chips ahoy!" while Lyndsay actually intended to say "Anchors away!"
* "He dunkaroo'd his penis into her.." ~ Danny
* Hermione's pussy is like a grindylow, grabbing onto Draco's penis.
* "Nope. Nope. Not a blessing. 'Thank God it's clean and inside of me! YAY!'" ~ Lyndsay, to Draco's assertion that Hermione was blessed that he came inside Hermione.
* There must be a shortage of snack foods at Hogwart's because everyone likes to eat cum.
* Post coital soundtrack: "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith
* Lyndsay celebrates the naivete of teenagers thinking that sex solves all the world's problems.
* Lyndsay reminisces to the time when Doritos flavours were called "Cooler Ranch" and "Nacho Cheesier" and now they're just "Cool Ranch" and "Nacho Cheese".
** Danny prefers Cool Ranch, but Allie and Lyndsay both prefer Nacho Cheese.
** NOTE: This is not actually true according to the wiki for Doritos. The "Cooler Ranch" and "Nacho Cheesier" flavours were actually a short-lived Doritos variant called "Rollitos". So while they were under the Doritos brand, they were not a flavour of "true" Doritos:
*** For a brief period in 2004, Doritos introduced new shape and form called "Rollitos", which were corn chips shaped into small tubes, like a regular triangular Dorito was "rolled" up. Rollitos flavors included Nacho Cheesier, Zesty Taco, Cooler Ranch and Queso Picante.
* "I think that Ron and Harry are finally going to start studying for a goddamn test." ~ Danny
* Allie spoils La La Land.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Tenderness is nice
Lyndsay: Up
* Despite the obsession with wetness
Danny: Up
* No specific reasons given
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* The hosts mention some of the funny locations people have said they listen to the podcast, like Melissa that listens to it in a lab, and decide to query where fans have listened. They hope that she is still employed.
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