Methface

: Now, Methface is covered in scabs as far as you can see, except for the fact that he's wearing a big duster coat - grubby, of course - and he's got a pair of underpants on his face, and he's naked from the waist down.
:: - Luke, Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!
==History==
Methface is the leader of a gang of ineffectual bushrangers who operate east of Buggaroo. He is a human male of unknown age and, at the time the characters first meet him, unknown history.
Methface is skinny and has many scabs. He wears a dirty duster coat, is naked from the waist down, and wears a pair of underpants which he claims were his fathers on his face.
He is always begging people for money, and if given what he is asked for will ask for more. He generally claims it is for "ciggies for me kids".
He wields a light crossbow and has two daggers that look like hypodermic needles.
==Episodes==
===Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1!===
Methface, with companions Pusbum and Shitgob, attempts to hold up the Chunky Bloke Pie Mine stagecoach. As the leader of the group, he tells Pusbum to pick up the money that Plank has thrown on the floor. In the ensuing fight, Methface is set on fire by McKenzie and significantly injured but not killed, and fails to hit Gadai with his strike.
When Shitgob is killed, Methface loses his will to fight and pleads for mercy. The group shows mercy, and Methface and Pusbum flee without Shitgob's body. Plank asks for Methface's underwear, but relents when Methface asks for gold to replace them. Methface states that they work on this road every Saturday.
== Appearances ==
* Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1
==Quotes==
*"Stand and deliver! Come on! I need to buy ciggies for me kids! Don't be a dickhead, come on! Fucking..." - Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1
*"You killed Shitgob! You fucking monster. I only -what - wanted to buy some ciggies for me kids. Wh- wh- what have you done?!" - Episode 1: The Pie Mine Mystery Part 1
==Trivia==
*In Methface's first appearance, Luke rolls a D6 to determine which of the three player characters Methface's penis will twitch in the direction of. It twitches at Plank.
*Mechanically, the dirty hypodermic needles that Methface carries during his first appearance are daggers. They do not cause poison damage.
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