Some Chill Anarchists Baptize Zoltan with Fire

Episode 8 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
==Transcript==
(Episode starts with CrazySponge meeting the group in the Don’s)
CrazySponge: so there I was, standing in line at the Wendy’s when all of a sudden people just started to vanish!
Purple: How many?
CrazySponge: Everyone in there except for me and a known animal rapist!
Travis: Makes sense.
Existant: So anyways where were you Purple?
Zoltan:
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5 Zoltan at this point had been overwhelmed with a prophetic vision unlike any he had witnessed in his past. 6 CrazySponge I love you but die. I AM EPIC. I will fucking murder you and your family. Life is already a pain, but with CrazySponge, it is hell. 7 CrazySponge began to burst into holy flames of holy holiness. Zoltan called his nerves, but CrazySponge spread the fire onto him. 8 In the perfect world, fire cleanses all of the non-believers. 9 Zoltan has been baptized once more and CrazySponge has become a believer. 
Travis: That was something.
Purple: this things fun to write. 
Zoltan: Hey Purple not to concern you but I see multiple bright lights approaching.
Purple: What?
Zoltan: Good news! It’s NOT nukes!
(Jesus Christ appears at the doors)
Purple: Oh um hello!
Jesus: Greeting degenerates.
Purple: are we going to die
Jesus: No my children. You’re the holy writers! What have you decided to name the new book?
Purple: Ummm the Elbib.
Jesus: Yeah sounds original. Anyways I’ve taken everyone to heaven so I’ll be back in 1000 years to destroy evil.
Purple: What?
Jesu: Oh rightttt. Yeah basically humanity has to endure horrible suffering for the next millennium.
Purple: Yikes!
Jesus: Okay byeeeee!
(Jesus leaves)
Zoltan: Now what?
Purple: We achieve immortality! Also we need to stop Mr. Craps from making the next millennium even worse.
CrazySponge: Hey guys I’m alive.
Zoltan: How
CrazySponge: Well after I got lit on fire I ran outside and some anarchists said I was baptized!
Zoltan: Can they baptize me
CrazySponge: Yeah sure. 
(Zoltan gets baptized with fire)
Anarchist: WE WIN!
(Episode ends)
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