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Thomas James Arelis Carpenter is a prominent figure in the Unkleverse, serving as the spearhead of the Nephilim Insurgence during Unkle Adams OriginalPosting's dark ages. He is famously known for his usage of the N-word during his cover of 6ix9ine's Gummo. Thomas James Arelis Carpenter is also a fine nice citizen of lethbridge alberta he likes to do covers of songs and is a all knowing handsome man he is more powerful than jesus himself and even unkle adams his penis grows up to 70 inches when he is happy and smacks all the clones and the OG unkle with his massive fat cock he also stands at the nic height of 6,10 making him a pro nba player for the lakes he hase 10 mvps without ven playing one game and whips his cock out and balls with it but its ok because he is like ONLY MISS THE SUN WHEN IT STARTS TO SNOW ONLY KNOW YOU LOVE HER WHEN YOU LET HER GO and he also is a GRAND WIZARD MAN OF THE KKK
== The Exile of Thomas James Arelis Carpenter ==
 thomas also was the king of cloudy poof poof land where unkle adams was originally born but he tried to over throw king thomas james. king james did not like this but eventually he had to surrender after killing over 100,000 of unkle adams troops single handedly