The Wega Night

This is my totally real story that really happened to me.
So, On one particular day I decided to go to the store to get New Super Mario bros U, to get the play the new dlc New Super Luigi U
When I looked at the box art, Something was off Mario was orange while Luigi had purple clothing, Blue skin and yellow eyes. and he had this terrified expression on his face, he was look at the staring of the camera
I swore I saw Doctor robotnik in the background for a second but it was just a flower.
I went up to the store clerk and asked if I could buy the game, The store clerk looked terrified. He said to me "Y-YES YOU YOU CAN GET THE GAME FOR FREEE, PLEASE JUST DON'T SHOW IT TO ME PELASE" 
I shown the cover to him, and the Store clerk started to get extremely angry. He pulled out a flute ran out of the store and began to shoot people with peanuts with the flute.
I walked away extremely happy that I saw that.
So when I got to my WII U, I put the disc in and when the disc came up on the menu. it said Super Wega U. I was weirded out!! I saw what seemed to be that weird luigi from the cover holding Sonic.exe's decapitated head in a dark room. I had a mix of confusion and excitement. So I started playing. 
When I got to the menu, the menu looked nothing like Super Luigi U or Super Mario bros U. I saw Sonic the hedgehog on the title screen with a Scared mario, Sonic seemed to have a confident face. 
I was not sure why Mario was scared. Mario was just brave as Sonic. When I pressed play on my wii u gamepad, Sonic suddenly said "Aw, Yeah! Shit! I love shit"
I was extremely caught off gaurd by it and I said "What the fuck? Sonic wouldn't say a swear word!?" The screen suddenly cut to black for about 1 minute and 36 seconds. The game started.
It looked like 1-1 from Super mario bros u but dark and dreary. There was blood everywhere, I was playing as Sonic and Mario.
Mario was the main while Sonic was like tails. a side characgter. 
I jumped around seeing the horrible scenery, Mario than stoppped, and broke down crying.
"MAMA-MIA W-WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS! NOOOO" I felt extremely bad for the plumber, Sonic then conforted Mario. "Hey! It's gonna be alright, We're going to stop that Wega and Steal all of his Mcdonalds Happy meals" Mario than get up and continued on. I was starting to get scared. 
Then suddenly Garfield appeared out of nowhere he said "Jon didn't give my my fucking lasanga so i'm going to kill you mario" Garfield then ran up to Mario and cut his intestines out, killing him, Orange juice began to spray out of mario like it was his blood.
Sonic watched in horror, I was utterly discusted. The guts were hyper realistic. Garfield tried to attack Sonic, but Sonic parried it. and did a grandslam on him. Turning garfield into a red paste.
Sonic then said "I'm going to avenge you mario, And I'm going to personally Kill Wega myself! I'll fucking turn him into catshit!"
The screen faded to black for at least 10 minutes.
The screen than faded back in. I was Sonic in a castle. It looked like bowsers castle but purple. There were dead ultra realistic bodies everywhere.
I felt like puking, I then said "Who would do this...? Why would someone make a game like this!"
Playing as Sonic, I ran through the castle dodging several traps and killing several koopas and goombas. 
It was harder than any game I've played up to this point, Even harder than Unfair troll games!
When I got to the boss, It was Wega... Sonic then turned super. and a massive battle would commence, Wega Punched Sonic in the face several times screaming really loudly causing hurting my ears. 
I made sonic then spindash punched and kicked wega multiple times. The boss fight lasted for 7 hours 10 minutes and 53 seconds. I was exhausted by the end of it... I said "PLEASE NO MORE!"
Sonic than said "Heh, I know right William!" Sonic then pulled out a massive bottle rain bow flashing colors sunscream. Poured it right all into wegas mouth causing him to scream the loudest ever. My ears began to bleed! But.. the game knew my name... Wega than exploded into several pieces, There was green hyper realistic colored blood everywhere, purple guts.
Sonic was knocked out of his super form. I was relieved that Sonic didn't die, BUT THEN EGGMAN CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAID "Hahaha! Did you think Wega worked alone?" Eggman then pulled out an axe knocking the bridge down making Sonic fall down to the lava. 
I shouted "Noooooo! My true friend!" 
Eggman then turned to the screen, and he said, "Someone will be seeing you!"
My Wii U than shut off. I went to bed.
The next day I found a dead burnt Sonic in the middle of my room. He was holding a box of eggs.
Then... "hahaha! You little prick! I found you, Now I'm going to poison you with my box of eggs" Eggman grabbed me and began to feed me the eggs "AUGHAHA" 
I passed out....
When I finally awoke. I WAS A BOX OF POPCORN AND EGGMAN WAS DIRECTLY EATING MY ORGANS OUT THE BOX
"The end..."