Hamateur Night

Hamateur Night is a 1939 Merrie Melodies short directed by Tex Avery. 
== Title ==
The title is a play on "amateur night."
== Plot ==
At a local theater, a list of attractions is being shown. The main attraction is Four Daughters, with selected shorts. An orchestra starts to play as the show begins, and the dog hosting the show pops out. He is going to tell the audience what they can be expecting but is interrupted by Elmer Fudd singing, "She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes". Elmer is yanked from the stage by a hook, and the host continues, but Elmer returns singing the same song. This time he is yanked back again by two hooks. The show begins:
#The next act is named, "Maestro Padawisky", a so-called talented piano player, but actually he puts a nickel into a coin slot and the piano plays "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" for him. This doesn't impress the judge and he's sent down and out through a trap door in the stage, with the piano crashing on him off-screen.
#A dog in the audience hopes to relax as he inserts his feet between the cushion and bottom edge of the seat in front of him, but he's interrupted by a hippopotamus that sits down in that same seat, crushing the dog's feet. The dog walks off, weeping in sorrow for his now-bent feet.
#The next act is a bird that can sing himself up to the sky, so much that he nearly reaches the top of the theater before he is distracted when the judge rings the bell, sending him falling through the trap door into the basement.
#In the audience a dog is interrupted by the hippopotamus's raucous laughter, and he eventually walks off, after the hippopotamus accidentally pounds his head into his body.
#The host announces the next act, "The Hindu Mystic, Swami River". An Arabian-looking guy comes out and asks for a subject from the audience. He spots Elmer and thinks he sees a perfect stool pigeon. Elmer goes onto the stage, and is told to go inside a basket, where the man sticks a sword right through it, in a basic replication of the Indian Basket Trick. He asks Elmer to get up, but gets no response, and opens it to find a not-so-positive response. He asks an usher to deliver the man's money back, thus ending his act.
#The next act is dubbed "the world's smallest entertainer", Teeny, Tiny, Tinsy, Tinny-Tinny-Tin. A girl flea then hops on the stage and recites "Mary Had a Little Lamb" in a very high-pitched squeaky voice and laughs when she finishes the poem, but is rejected.
#The next act is called, "Fleabag MacBoodle and his trained dog act". The owner, a walrus, asks his Jack Russell terrier to roll over, play dead, sit up, and speak. The dog actually does speak, but he is rejected and sent down to the basement.
#Back in the audience, the same hippopotamus that caused the two previous people to leave, underestimates his strength and his laughter and ends up knocking five people beside him through a wall right out of the theater.
Other acts that play include a fox reciting Shakespeare, which ends with the fox getting tomatoes thrown in his face, and then rejected, and the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet done by a rooster (Romeo) and a hen (Juliet), but it's interrupted by the hippopotamus's laughter, and so Romeo decides to shut the hippopotamus up. The balcony scene continues until Romeo discovers that Juliet has the same annoying laugh as the hippopotamus. The curtain closes up and Romeo shuts Juliet up behind the curtain.
As the host is going to announce who won the cup, he is interrupted by Elmer once again. He is yanked back again, this time by three hooks, plus a fourth hook that snares his hat when it gets left behind. The announcer is surprised to learn that the audience loves Elmer, until he sees that everyone in the crowd looks exactly like Elmer as they applaud raucously.
== Caricatures ==
* Ignacy Jan Paderewski - as Maestro Palawitski
* Katharine Hepburn
== Availability ==
Golden Age LT Vol 1.jpg|(1991) LaserDisc The Golden Age of Looney Tunes Volume 1, Side 3: Tex Avery
346061 front.jpg|(2023) Blu-ray Looney Tunes Collector's Choice: Volume 2 (restored)
=== Streaming ===
lt hbo max.jpg|HBO Max (18 August 2020 - 2020) (restored but taken down)
Lt warner bros discovery ride.png|Warner Bros. Discovery RIDE (2021 - 2023) (restored)
== Censorship ==
* When this short aired on the United Kingdom's BBC channel in the 1980s as part of Rolf Harris Cartoon Time, the first minute was cut due to time constraints, so the short now begins with the theater curtains opening and the dog host stepping out to greet the audience.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2hyBWn1Qpk
* This short seldom airs on American television and was pulled shortly from its release on HBO Max due to Swami River being an Arabian stereotype that would be deemed offensive to modern audiences. Despite this, the short has recently seen periodic airtime on MeTV completely uncut.
== Notes ==
* The theater's name, the "Warmer Brothers Theater," is a self-parody of Warner Bros.
* The short is an expansion of an Amateur Hour gag from "I Love to Singa" (1936), also directed by Avery.
* This cartoon is in the public domain because United Artists failed to timely renew the cartoon's copyright in 1967, the year it was due for renewal.
* The rooster and hen actors playing the Romeo and Juliet sketch closely resemble the rooster and hen actors starring in Director Von Hemberger's movie in "Daffy Duck in Hollywood" (1938) the previous year. The hen playing Juliet in the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet sounds like a young Katherine Hepburn.
* Each performer is rejected with a trap door with the exceptions of Swami River and Romeo & Juliet.
* Only the pianist and the flea make crashes after falling through the trap doors. In addition, they do not return for the final judging giving the possibility that they sustained injuries while the other rejected ones did not.
* This cartoon premiered with They Made Me a Criminal.
* The film was copyrighted on 12 December 1938, almost a month before release.Catalogue of Copyright Entries
== Gallery ==
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== References ==
Category:Merrie Melodies Shorts
Category:Cartoons directed by Tex Avery
Category:Elmer Fudd Cartoons
Category:Shorts
Category:1939
Category:Public domain films
Category:Cartoons with music by Carl W. Stalling
Category:Cartoons with film editing by Treg Brown
Category:Cartoons with sound effects edited by Treg Brown
Category:Cartoons with orchestrations by Milt Franklyn
Category:Cartoons with characters voiced by Mel Blanc
Category:Cartoons produced by Leon Schlesinger
Category:Cartoons in a.a.p. package
Category:Spot Gag Cartoons