August 13

Location: Felderwin/Zadash/Hupperdook
New Characters: None 
Notable items/knowledge :
* Toad of Holding named Frog
*Leather headband
*Periapt of wound closure
*Quentin's lucky quill
*Second umbrella 
*Bea is Winnie Wumpus and owns a toy factory
*The goblins are robots and Bernard is missing
Notes:
Champ digs next to the altar and finds a trap door - it's trapped but Champ disarms it and goes down it and finds an old chained box. Inside the box he finds a Toad of Holding (which Champ names Frog), a leather headband, and a periapt of wound closure (which turns into a bolo tie for Dircc). Bea lies to Gen about any negative effects coming from the Ring, and Gen believes her. The group decides to leave Felderwin and head back to Zadash to deal with Laramie. Vostrup wrote a letter saying they'll be back to town once they check in with their superiors in the Dwendalian Empire. Bea can message them whenever we need, and Vostrup gives the Smashmouth name to their side/superiors in case of future troubles. Champ says goodbye to Quentin and promises to be pen pals with him, he gives Champ his lucky quill. We go to Greta's house to sleep one more time before heading back to Zadash. Champ steals gold from Vostrup.
In the morning, Bea creates a teleportation circle and the group arrives in the Zadash Cobalt Soul library, we head into the sewers immediately and find Laramie where we left him, but super extra dead. The stake was well done. Bea takes a second umbrella to double wield. Dircc casts decompose on his body and Gideon takes a piece of mushroom to bury his friend in a nearby park. Gideon parts ways, he doesn't like us very much. We offer Greg an out, but he decides to stick by us a little longer. We have a "parade of npc's". However, he finds out Gen followed him that one day to see his lady friend, so he's a little upset. One last stop at Pumat's and an elf opens the door. He identifies the headband we found and almost passes out from touching Bea's Ring. Bea pays him a gold because she feels bad. We have to head to Hupperdook, Bea has business there and needs to be buried asap. She lets the group know that the entire town hates her so she'll be in disguise as Avon, and her hat is called Stratford. Through a teleportation circle the gang goes and they land in downtown Hupperdook. 
Not a single party member remembers to call her Avon. We instantly head for the woods and find a nice Bella's meadow-esque area thanks to Gen. Bea helps dig her own grave and after a nice short ceremony, emerges as a full vampire. Everyone collects a lot of dirt - "Bea's special dirt from that time she had a funeral". 
At the factory, Bea picks up the stack of mail from the front porch step and does the Willy Wonka somersault. Someone changed the locks and we can't get through the gate. We step on the runes and get sucked in through the gate - except for Greg and Gork. They leave to see Greg's friends and we are left alone inside the factory walls. The entire place is empty and dusty, Bea takes the group into the conference room and has everyone sign the contract. We look in the adjacent rooms and notice it's been undisturbed for months. The group enters the Everything is a Toy Room and find a fake plastic looking Champ in there playing with a Jack in the Box. It becomes clear that this is an automaton with the WW logo and fighting ensues. A fake Gen and Dircc join the fight. Bea's Vax doll falls into the slime river and disappears forever.
We run upstairs to try to find Bernard - Bea's head goblin - but see only horrific smiling goblin robots working everywhere. We sneak all the way into the time out room where the fake Bea is waiting and locks us behind the bars. She says she'll take us to who's in charge and leaves the room. After expending a few spell slots, we escape the trapped room and create a tiny hut in the conference room downstairs to catch a quick rest.
End session