Day 12 - FLoB-a-Thon 11-Year Nostalgia-rama 2022 (feat. The Girlfriend)

Day 12 - FLoB-a-Thon 11-Year Nostalgia-rama 2022 (feat. The Girlfriend) is the twelfth day of FLoB-athon 2022.
==Video Overview==
Kurt introduces The Girlfriend to the viewers on YouTube, and she learns that once Kurt logs into the world no one can talk until Wolfie barks, which takes a while. They leave the Hidey Hole and the first question asks about The Girlfriend's backcountry skiing experience. She says she would be interested in going again, and responds that Kurt has not helped her maintain a nature trail again. They discuss that if their bathroom had two sinks they probably wouldn't use one of them, and that Kurt is too big for taking baths. The Girlfriend comments how similar Wolfie is to Juno in that they both are klutzes. Asked her reaction when Kurt told her he plays Minecraft for a living, The Girlfriend says she did not judge him at all unlike other people who cut off communication with Kurt when they learned that. The Girlfriend asks about hot tub streamers, and they joke about feet being banned. Peepers comes into the room meowing, and The Girlfriend gives him some attention. The Girlfriend says Peepers is an exotic shorthair, and says Kurt's long-drawn out 'erosion' is something she has tried to get other people to laugh at unsuccessfully. Kurt confirms he's never had a boating license, The Girlfriend says she got one at 16 and driving a boat is fun. She discusses the various ferries in the Seattle area, and that most take as much time as driving would. Peepers returns making a lot of noises at The Girlfriend, and she explains to chat she got her cats from a very well-vetted breeder. Asked which animals they find 'fascinating', they don't have much of an answer but The Girlfriend says she likes eating animals. Kurt builds a Hidey Hole in a cave and ends the segment there talking about a long ago time when he didn't have wool for a bed so had to wait out the night. He finally answers that whales and other aquatic mammals do fascinate him. 
Starting the second segment, Kurt is amused by The Girlfriend likening a black sheep to a gibbon. She is then asked her favorite mythical creatures, and she talks about ugly sirens. Kurt says he doesn't read and isn't interested in mythological stories anyway, so has no answer. The Girlfriend asks Kurt which animal from the past he'd like to bring back, and after his uncertainty says she'd bring back the moa. Kurt does think sabertooth tigers would be interesting, and The Girlfriend talks about large ancient tapirs. The Girlfriend talks about some various museums when Kurt is asked if he'd seen dinosaur bones in 'real life', and they talk about museums in Washington DC and Oregon. The Girlfriend has him cut down a birch tree confirming it just says 'wood' in his inventory. A donation comes in getting to $2,600 for Equality Texas, the original goal he set which is met with a Peepers whine. A donor suggests Kurt leaving Golden Apples behind at this F3 monument, which he considers. The Girlfriend has Kurt talk about the grill cleaning he just got finished with, and they joke about mold. Chat tells Kurt he ended the segment too soon, but he backs up the world anyway.
Kurt backs up the world and starts again, and talks about his old shower was a pain to clean. He finds a waterfall from a floating island where the water is pouring directly over a tree which amuses Kurt greatly. He says even adding just a red arrow in his thumbnail actually has been increasing his viewership. Kurt recalls the title Minecraft Far Lands or Bust - Episode 675 - IT FINALLY HAPPENED AGAIN! as an example of a clickbait title. The Girlfriend admits that Kurt does not like wigs, Kurt saying they feel gross and uncomfortable. She then asks Kurt which game he'd pick for her to play, and he's unsure because she play games at all. The Girlfriend admits she doesn't type with all of her fingers, and Kurt says Brian doesn't either. He goes the wrong way after an Elevated Hidey Hole and sails right on past it to his amusement. The Girlfriend decides it is time to head out for the night to help out the cats, and Kurt thanks her for helping to reach the goal for Equality Texas. Kurt returns to his 'small circle' face cam, and The Girlfriend has to rush back in as she forgot her phone. Settling into streaming by himself, Kurt finds what reminds him of a modern mineshaft entrance. He scales a mountain and places a dirt block that instantly converts to grass, Kurt putting a flower on it. Asked how he's doing on the 'balmy West Coast', Kurt says it's been raining again. Kurt says he's on Discovery Season 3 now, and for him it's failing to live up to previous Star Trek's due to what he calls 'streaming show-itis'. The Girlfriend has noticed a lot of crying in the show, and Kurt dislikes the constant high stakes. He thinks the same streaming show disease caught up to The Expanse. Niblet starts screeching at Kurt so he leaves to pile his food. They did watch the first two Lower Decks episodes, Kurt disliking all the yelling but The Girlfriend liked it. He finds a place to dig in and end the segment, saying he enjoyed Bob's Burgers. Niblet meows nears the microphone and Kurt moves it closer to him.
Kurt presses on for a fourth segment, placing a 'recessed doorway' on the Hidey Hole. He talks about previous times The Girlfriend's been on stream, and remembers the watch party streams. Kurt comes across a massive archway, and talks about the watch parties being weird because they have to be in his office. He explains that The Girlfriend is super unfamiliar with modern video games, and likes silly stuff like character creators. She did see Guude and Coestar playing It Takes Two and was interested, but Kurt is not as much. Kurt says he needs motivation in a video game, and a poor story would instantly turn him off. Kurt remembers that he updated his Internet with Comcast, saying he was paying for 700/15. Now, he had 600 or 900 down as his options, and went for the 600/20 package. After talking about the cost, Kurt then brings up the $800 price tag for 'mesh Internet'. A lot of the cheaper options are owned by Google or Amazon, and he's wary of that. He gets nervous on a massive cliffside, with Wolfie getting stuck there before thankfully spawning near him. Kurt jokes his only way out of all the Internet issues is to fake his death and move to the Arctic. Wolfie takes two small falls as Kurt navigates more terrain, noting the length of the stream. His viewers remember channel points being renamed floating points in FLoB-athon 2021 after ConeDodger made the pun. Kurt says being gluten-free isn't very difficult, those he misses just eating whatever he wants without fretting about it. He comes across a massive waterfall as it forms, and says he barely drank alcohol and The Girlfriend doesn't at all so that never bothered him. Kurt digs in a Hidey Hole to end the stream and logs out, wondering if he'll get to 42 gigabytes.