Whoopsy, Miss Canoopsy!

Whoopsy, Miss Canoopsy is a book series which was inspired from characters (such as Miss Canoopsy) and themes (such as whimsical elements) from original Dr. Twiggles books into new ones that often retain much of the classic flavor, but with a different spin on things.
==Quotes==
===Whoopsy, Miss Canoopsy!===
*Mrs. Read: "I knew it!"
*Mr. Read: "She was always too goofy."
*Dora: "And immature."
*Mr. and Mrs. Read: "Exactly!"
*Mrs. Read: "I don't want you hanging out with that woman anymore! My son hobnobbing with a baby."
*Arthur: "Don't worry. I won't."
*Mr. Read: "Luckily, there's a PTA meeting tonight so we can warn the other parents."
*Mrs. Read: "Why wait? Let's get on the phone now!"
===More Miss Canoopsy===
*Shawn: "There is no way that creepy woman is eating in here. Times are already tough, and now you want some smelly bum chasing away all the customers? Not a chance!"
*Jason: "Come on, Shawn! The poor lady's hungry and we have a kitchen full of food. It won't hurt us to spare some."
*Shawn: "No, no we can't. Now as owner of this restaurant, I am putting my foot down!"
*Jason: "Listen to me. I'm not gonna argue about this. If she can't eat inside, then I'll take her some food to go."
*Shawn: "Oh, no you won't! Sorry Jason, but I'd rather be heartless than penniless. The answer is still no."
*Jason: "I know we've had our fair share of differences, but this is the last straw. If this is how it's gonna be, I no longer want to be partners."
*Shawn: "You're gonna let an argument about some bum ruin our partnership? Seriously? Well guess what? You're not getting any of your investments back!"
*Jason: "You know what? Keep your money! I've started over before, and I'll start over again."
*Shawn: "Jason, you know what? Why don't you take your crumb-bum friend, and get out of here? Hit the bricks!"
*Jason: "Hey, I'm sorry about that, Miss Canoopsy. I can get you something to eat. Sorry to cause you trouble."
===Even More Miss Canoopsy===
*Mrs. Mother: "Miss Canoopsy, why are you already drinking soda? It's still noon!"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Come on, it's Saturday and besides, it's five o'clock somewhere!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Give me that!"
*Mr. Father: "Wait a minute, where are the kids?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Oh, the kids. I knew they were here just a while ago."
*Mrs. Mother: "You were supposed to be watching them."
*Miss Canoopsy: "I was."
*Mrs. Mother: "The entire time."
*Miss Canoopsy: (nervous laughter) "Whoopsy!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Kayla, Berkeley?"
*Mr. Father: "Kayla, Berkeley, where are you?"
*Mr. Father: "Oh my gosh. Kayla, you got chocolate ice cream everywhere!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Miss Canoopsy, how much chocolate ice cream did you let Kayla have?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "I don't know."
*Mrs. Mother: "Where's Berkeley?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Uh..."
*Mrs. Mother: "You know what, never mind. Clearly, you are of no help!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Berkeley! Oh my gosh, give me that!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Do you see this?"
*(television plays)
*Miss Canoopsy: "Hey, I was watching that!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Berkeley had this [cookie jar]. Do you realize how bad it would have been if she ate these?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "You're just overreacting! It's no big deal."
*Mrs. Mother: "We are supposed to leave for six days. How can we trust you with the kids when you can't even watch them for three hours? I even convinced the father to give you a key to the house and this is how...?"
*Mr. Father: "Hey, can I talk to you for a second? I thought you said Miss Canoopsy quit drinking soda."
*Mrs. Mother: "Yeah well, I guess she picked it back up somehow. I didn't know this was going to happen. Look, I don't feel comfortable letting her watch the kids while we're gone. I'm going to call the babysitter and see if he can do it, instead of Miss Canoopsy."
*Mr. Father: "But he just got to see the kids last week. Miss Canoopsy hasn't gotten to see the kids at all."
*Mrs. Mother: "I'm sorry, but this is never happening again!"
*Mr. Father: "Please, don't stop Miss Canoopsy from seeing the kids when all she's ever been is loving to everybody."
*Mrs. Mother: "Look, we don't have a lot of time. I'm just going to give some other nannies a call."
*Mr. Father: "Nooo! Don't do that!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Well, who's going to watch the kids? Who knows what would have happened if Berkeley had gotten into those cookies? Honestly at this point, I would rather just not even go on our vacation."
*Mr. Father: "You can't be serious right now!"
*Mrs. Mother: "Does it look like I'm joking?"
*Mr. Father: "Are you sure you want to do this right now?"
*Mrs. Mother: "One thousand percent. We need to confront her, and then fire her. She is done!"
*Mr. Father: "Miss Canoopsy, how could you do this to us? And how could you let the kids eat so many sweets without even talking to us first?"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Well, I didn't think it was a big deal."
*Mr. Father: "Of course it's a big deal. Look, we're sorry but we think it is time that you get out of our house, stay away from our kids, and get another job!"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Wait, what?"
*Mrs. Mother: Out now, or I'm calling the cops!"
*Miss Canoopsy: "Hey, what happened? Why can't I see the kids anymore? What am I supposed to do, just spend the rest of my life alone?"
*Mr. Father: "Well, we tried to let you see them and you weren't even watching them. You were drinking too much soda again! We're sorry Miss Canoopsy, but we can't let you be in charge of the kids when you can't even look after yourself."
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