Jason Voorhees vs Lazlo

Main antagonist and center piece of the Friday the 13th franchise, Jason Voorhees, and main character of the Camp Lazlo series, Lazlo, battle against each other to see which one of the two campers will prevail.
Jason Voorhees Background: Camp Crystal Lake
Lazlo Background: Camp Kidney
Beat: Time For Puns
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
JASON VOORHEES
VS
LAZLO
BEGIN!
=== Jason Voorhees ===
(0:35)
I’ve beheaded Freddy Krueger and taken over Manhattan
You're no challenge! Hide with Apu and Chaplin in Jelly Cabin
As every Friday the 13th, bad luck is bound to happen
'Cause anyone who steps to me is guaranteed for a stabbin’
By the end you'll see that Jason Lives and Lazlo's dead
As I sacrifice some Monkey Brain into Mount Blackhead
Then draw my machete and l'll be erasing all your boy scouts
'Cause not even The Big Bean will be willing to help you out
For I'm above you like Scoutmaster Lumpus to Slinkman
If I wanted real beef, you should've served your creation: Meatman
Since the day of my debut, slasher films went berserk
While you lasted 3 years and remained forgotten on Cartoon Network!
=== Lazlo ===
(1:04)
It's Lights Out, once you test the Mascot of Camp Kidney
Ain't no biggie, won't be pretty once Lazlo gets Spitty
Won't need my whole damn camp or even Patsy Smiles
To take down Jigsaw and Wayne Gretzky's lovechild
Jessica doesn't wanna see what's at the end of your blade
You ain't game, I've seen scarier monsters at Leaky Lake
That Rotten mug that you have seems to be in a lot of pain
But the Squirrel Scouts can provide some make-up for your face
Your sequels went nowhere; now you got a drowning fame though
I'll Over Cook a masked crook! And Jason was his name-o
You're X-ing out people like you wanna remake my slapstick
Stay once again silent, give your second verse a damn Skip!
=== Jason Voorhees ===
(1:33)
You're wasting time monkeying around, while I'm packing Über raps
You talk about Squirrel Scouts? I've seen better led by Timmy’s Dad
I'm a horror icon whose box office gross keeps growing higher
Rated BB to leave you scared like Samson Clogmeyer
You haven't realized all you do is just cause other scouts pain
That means Lamar must still be sucking out your brain
Curious George should know that his show would be on the chopper
When your finale pulled a page from The Principal and the Pauper!
=== Lazlo ===
(1:52)
Your threats aren't that wild, you zombified Michael Myers
Mommy started your work so gore won't get on her child
There's no chance of survival when Jason Burns on my campfire
Put some clown clothes and maybe then for me you'll be vile
You ain't killing this! I've seen more danger in Edward's siblings
You're a bigger Larva than Raj with those awful swimming skills
Let me put my Wig and let's see if this slug's win can prosper
Seems this battle's The Final Chapter for this stalking tosser!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-
(The logo gets spitted multiple times by Spitty.)
-URGGH!! CARTOONS VS HISTORY!!
== Navigation ==
Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
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Bonus Battles:	Dante Alighieri vs The Seven Deadly Sins