Riot, Quiet, Buy It!/Transcript

==An Opening==
[Opening begins with Slime, Wallet, and Tetris Block.]
Tetris Block: We should come up with an alliance name!
Slime: *confused slime noises*
Tetris Block: I mean, uh--A...Friend-Group Name!
Slime: ...*happy slime noises*
Wallet: Unfortunately, I do not care. I, myself, am a writing genius, who was thrown onto this miserable alliance without reason.
...
Wallet: ...Friend Group.
Tetris Block: Well, I propose we call it the King's Knight!
Slime: *dislike slime noises*
Wallet: That is horrible! Even Purse could come up with a better name!
Slime: *thinking*
Tetris Block: Huh? You have an idea, slime?
Wallet: I doubt that.
[Slime throws up a piece of paper. Suddenly, an ant catches it.]
Anthony: Hey, some paper! Thanks, little dude!
[Tetris Block, Slime, and Wallet look at him in confusion.]
Anthony: Oh, right on! Mr. Peaflipper told me he wanted you, dudes! C'mon!
[Anthony carries Wallet and Tetris Block away.]
Anthony: You stay here, little man! We'll back before the tidal waves kick in!
 
==Elimination==
[An ant can be seen recovering the remaining contestants. Mr. Peaflipper, meanwhile, is cleaning and setting up the elimination area. Finally, Anthony brings in Tetris Block and Wallet.]
Anthony: Yo, Peaflipper! Here's the Tetris Block and Wallet!
Mr. Peaflipper: Uh? They're still alive?
Tetris Block: Slime recovered us.
Audrey: That would explain why they would not recover, my Queen.
Mr. Peaflipper: Stop calling me that! I'm not a queen! 
Audrey: Yes, my queen.
[Audrey goes back to recovering. After typing in Weird Paintbrushy, she stops.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Perfect!
Rotten Cotton Candy: Why did you leave us dead for so long?
Mr. Peaflipper: The recovery center broke.
Beach Ball: And we're all up for elimination?
Mr. Peaflipper: Yup! Now take a seat!
[All contestants take a seat in the elimination area. 2 spots are open and empty.]
Mr. Peaflipper: And now we--Hey! Why are there 2 open seats?
Beach Ball: Could one of those seats be for Slime?
Mr. Peaflipper: No, Slime doesn't count. We're missing someone else.
[The contestants look amongst each other. Suddenly, a voice shouts.]
Lychee: Where's Sheep Cheese Pizza and Pan?
Mr. Peaflipper: ...Oh my--Audrey?
Audrey: Yes, my queen?
Mr. Peaflipper: You forgot to recover Pan and Sheep Cheese Pizza.
Audrey: ...Oh! Right! Sorry, my queen.
Mr. Peaflipper: PLEASE stop calling me that.
[Audrey goes off to recover SCP and Pan.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Now...with that HOPEFULLY out of the way...It's time for our first elimination!
[The contestants sit anxiously.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Woah, most of you got zero votes. Congrats to...Beach Ball, Blender, Bushy, Christmas Pudding, Key Lime Pie, Lenny, Limey, Liver, Lychee, Magic Hat, Memory Card, Nightmare Face, Onion, Pan, Potted Plant, Rotten Cotton Candy, Rubix Cube, Styrofoam Cup, Tetris Block, and Wallet.
[The room dims. Spotlights appear above the remaining contestants.]
Americium: Oh, great. Bottom Line.
Hearty: What?! Whatever meanie voted for me...Why I'll never!
Sheep Cheese Pizza: Whatever. It'd be better than competing on some dumb show.
Weird Paintbrushy: Well I, for one, want to compete on some dumb show. Even though, as of right now, it is hardly contributing to my likes.
Sheep Cheese Pizza: ...What.
[Mr. Peaflipper clears his throat.] 
Mr. Peaflipper: Hearty, Gas Pump, File Folder, Nano, Sheep Cheese Pizza, and Red Velvet Cake are safe with one vote.
[The spotlights fade away from them.]
Red Velvet Cake: Yay! 
...
Red Velvet Cake: Uh, don't I get a reward?
Mr. Peaflipper: Not in the budget.
Gas Pump: Oh, I got a reward!
[Gas Pump throws a knife into Red Velvet Cake.]
Tetris Block: Ooh! That's a snipe!
Cat Squishy: Hey, idiots! We have more important things to take care of! Like how I'm in the bottom three!
Americium: Ugh, yeah. What did I do wrong?
Weird Paintbrushy: I already know I am safe. Just move on.
[The spotlights begin to move all over the place.]
Mr. Peaflipper: And now...the person eliminated is--Hey! Alexander! Calm down with the spotlights!
[An ant intern from above can be seen handling all three spotlights. He looks down and gives a thumbs up.] 
Mr. Peaflipper: ...Americium is eliminated with 5 votes. Cat Squishy is safe with two and Weird Paintbrushy is safe with three.
[The Spotlights center on Americium.']
Americium: What?! First eliminated?! That makes no sense!
Weird Paintbrushy: Whatever. You win some, you lose some, and you lost. 
Americium: But--What did I do?!
Mr. Peaflipper: Americium, it's time for the special elimination. Come outside, please.
Americium: Oh, great. Now I get tortured for losing a reality show.
[Mr. Peaflipper and Americium walk outside. They soon approach a space ship, where a Yellow Duck in an astronaut suit pops out.]
???: Greetings, Peaflipper! Have you gotten the first eliminated contestant for I, SILVER THE SPACE ACE!
[Silver strikes a pose as Americium looks confused.]
Americium: Why are you called Silver the Space Ace if you're yellow.
Silver the Space Ace: Why, little man, SILVER THE SPACE ACE used to be completely silver. Unfortunately, a tragic accident caused him to fall into the Fountain of Youth! Now...SILVER THE SPACE ACE is cursed to be a tiny little duck. 
Americium: What.
Silver the Space Ace: Anyways, little man. C'mon. It's time for you to take important lessons with...SILVER THE SPACE ACE!
[Silver the Space Ace strikes another pose, while Mr. Peaflipper pushes Americium into the rocket.']
Mr. Peaflipper: Have fun, Americium! We'll miss you!
[The rocket takes off, as Mr. Peaflipper rushes back into the building.]
==Challenge==
[We cut to a fancy restaurant. Ant Interns are once again seen carrying away the contestants.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Today's challenge will be a very special one. We will be going to the Chocolate Starfish!
[Gas Pump bursts into laughter.]
Mr. Peaflipper: ...
Gas Pump: What? It's named the chocolat-
Mr. Peaflipper: You'll be splitting up into 15 pairs, and will be forced to date whoever you get paired with.
Liver: Can we pick who we date?
Mr. Peaflipper: Of course not! That would ruin the challenge! I've already assigned pairs to everyone!
[The contestants groan. A TV Screen displays each pair. Bushy & Limey, Beach Ball & Liver, Rotton Cotton Candy & Pan, Nano & Slime, Weird Paintbrushy & Christmas Pudding, Gas Pump & Onion, Potted Plant & Tetris Block, Rubix Cube & Red Velvet Cake, Styrofoam Cup & Memory Card, Key Lime Pie & Cat Squishy, Wallet & Nightmare Face, Lenny & Sheep Cheese Pizza, Lychee & Americium, Magic Hat & File Folder, and Blender & Hearty.]
Lychee: Wait! Americium was eliminated! Who am I paired with now?
Mr. Peaflipper: ...
Audrey: My queen? I was trying to warn you.
Mr. Peaflipper: ...Darn it. And stop calling me that. Again. Whatever. Lychee, you cook. Serve a meal to all 14 pairs, and you win immunity! Don't, and you're up for elimination. Ready? Go!
[The contestants run off into a table. Specifically, we focus on Potted Plant & Tetris Block and Bushy & Limey.]
Pot: Wait, how do we lose this challenge? I'm confused.
Tetris Block: Beats me, but I'm gonna use my epic gamer skills to increase my heart points with you.
Plant: That's gross. You're gross.
Bushy: Hold it. Pot makes a fair point. How do we lose?
...
Bushy: Well, if no one else is gonna ask, I guess I will.
[Bushy gets up out of their seat. Suddenly, red spotlights appear over him and Limey'.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Bushy and Limey! Sorry, but you are the first pair to lose!
Limey: Does that mean we're up for elimination?
Mr. Peaflipper: Not yet. 
Bushy: Well, that's unfair. Thanks a lot.
Mr. Peaflipper: Hey! That's just how the challenge works! Besides, you can still order food.
Bushy: ...Whatever.
[Bushy sits back down to look at the menu. Cut to Nightmare Face & Wallet and Gas Pump & Onion.]
Wallet: Great. First I'm forced into some dumb friend group. Now I'm with whatever the heck you are. 
Nightmare Face: Listen, Wally. No offense, but I want to win.
Wallet: I do too, but right now, this game is boring. The last chall--
[A knife is thrown at Wallet, who ducks just in time.']
Wallet: What the heck?!
Gas Pump: I'm tryna focus on something else. This guy is--
Onion: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gas Pump: Really annoying. 
Wallet: Well, you don't have to throw a knife at me!
Nightmare Face: Gas Pump, please. If you kill Wallet, I'll be up for elimination too!
Gas Pump: ...Oh, right. Sorry.
[Wallet takes the thrown knife and hides it under the table.]
Wallet: Well, if we need to win...What hobbies do you have?
Nightmare Face: I'm a food critic! Scare enthusiast! 
[Gas Pump looks annoyed while Onion cries some more. Cut to Beach & Liver and Memory Card & Styrofoam Cup. Lychee can be seen serving to Styro. Cup and Memory Card.]
Lychee: Okay, and that will make 5 teams I've served! Thanks!
Styrofoam Cup: No problem! And good luck!
[Memory Card and Styrofoam Cup stare at the massive amount of food.]
Memory Card: Which one did I order again?
Styrofoam Cup: Hmm...I think you didn't order anything.
Memory Card: You sure? I'm certain I had something.
Liver: Yeah, I remember you ordered the Burrito Special.
[Styrofoam Cup checks the food, and spots the order.]
Styrofoam Cup: Huh. Thanks!
Memory Card: Yeah! Thanks....what's your name? 
Liver: Liver! Nice to meet you!
Memory Card: Thank you, Hearty!
[Liver looks in confusion.]
Beach Ball: ...Hey, uh, would you mind to...Y'know...
Liver: Yeah?
Beach Ball: Oh, nothing.
[Cuts to Weird Paintbrushy & Christmas Pudding and Key Lime Pie & Cat Squishy.]
Cat Squishy: ...This challenge is so boring! There's absolutely nothing going on!
Key Lime Pie: You got that right. There's absolutely nothing going on right now!
Christmas Pudding: I like the peace!
Cat Squishy & Key Lime Pie: ...
Christmas Pudding: What? Do I need to remind you of the last challenge?
Cat Squishy: But that challenge was overall better! All I can do here is sit down and wait for something to happen!
Weird Paintbrushy: Well, unlike an uncivilized beast like you, I prefer this peace.
Cat Squishy: AYY?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAST?!
[Cat Squishy pulls out a spellbook from under her hat.]
Weird Paintbrushy: Hmm? What exactly are you doing?
Cat Squishy: VISTA LE HASTA, FOUL CHILD!
[A beam of fire shoots at Christmas Pudding and Weird Paintbrushy. They fall from their seats, and are soon encroached from a red light.]
Christmas Pudding: Hey! That's cheating! You can't just use magic in the competition!
Cat Squishy: haha fire go swsshhh!
Key Lime Pie: I always imagined it'd go "crackle, crackle," myself.
Christmas Pudding: Well, that's depressing. Thanks a lot, Weird Paintbrushy!
[Scene cuts to Pan & RCC and Lenny & Sheep Cheese Pizza.]
Lenny: Say, friend, what do you think about this meal.
Sheep Cheese Pizza: (Blegh, friend. How much I hate the word. Who needs a friend in this stupid competition, anyway? All that would happen is betrayal.) It's alright, I guess.
Lenny: That is very good to hear!
[As Lenny and Sheep Cheese continue their meal, RCC and Pan stare confused.]
Pan: Why are you acting so friendly, Lenny? You do realize that after this challenge is over, you'll probably never interact again?
Lenny: Really? I always see these challenges as a way to be friends with others.
Rotten Cotton Candy: That's stupid.
[Limey sneaks in, and lights the table cover on fire. He laughs to himself, before walking away.]
Pan: Yeah, no offense but--
Sheep Cheese Pizza: Uh, why is your table on fire?!
Pan: It is-OHMYGOODNESSITISAAAAAAAAA-
[Pan runs away as RCC catches on fire. He rolls his eyes as he slowly burns to death.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Pan and RCC! You are the--Why is your table on fire? 
Rotton Cotton Candy: Whatever.
[Scene cuts to Blender and Hearty. Lychee is taking their orders, while Magic Hat and File Folder are eating their orders.]
Lychee: C'mon, hurry up. After this, I'll have immunity!
Blender: Wait, why would I want you to have immunity?
Hearty: Because it's a nice thing to do! You don't wanna be a meanie, do you?
Blender: Duh. Of course I do!
[Blender grabs Hearty's drink, and tosses it on the floor. As soon as he does, Hearty tackles him.]
Lychee: ...I think you just lost.
Hearty: I need to teach this meanie a lesson!
[Red lights appear above their table as Magic Hat laughs away.]
Magic Hat: Oh, that is a hilarious pairing! A meanie and the one who hates meanies! The Magnificence would like to compliment you, Peaflipper!
File Folder: Yeah. Sure. Congrats. Ugh, they're getting dirt everywhere!
Magic Hat: Besides, it's amazing karma! That fool stole Zippy last episode!
File Folder: Who's Zippy?
Magic Hat: Why, my amazing rabbit assistant! He's a glorious assistant to someone as magnificent as I!
File Folder: So...the rabbit is real.
Magic Hat: Indeed he is!
File Folder: ...
[File Folder faints and falls on the ground. The red light appears over Magic Hat's table.]
Magic Hat: Hey that isn't fair! He clearly fainted! It shouldn't count!
[Scene cuts to Lychee, giving Audrey a full list of orders.]
Lychee: I couldn't make out what Blender wanted, but I did give Hearty what he wanted!
Audrey: Good job, miss! My queen will be overjoyed when he hears this-
Mr. Peaflipper: Can you just call me a king and not a queen? Whatever. Enjoy immunity, Lychee.
[Pan can be seen running around, screaming about a fire.]
Cat Squishy: Nya? A fire? I can start even more!
Key Lime Pie: Wait Cat Squishy don't--
[Cat Squishy casts Fire Magic across the room.]
Tetris Block: Woah, that's so cool! It's like a real RPG!
Pot: You idiot!
Tetris Block: What?
Pot: Don't attract attention! Just stay silent and we won't attract attention!
Bushy: Hey, have you seen Limey?
Pot: Huh?
[We cut to Rubix Cube and RVC, who are simply enjoying their meal. Behind them, Nano and Slime are staring at each other.]
Rubix Cube: Hmm...you ever realize how strange those two are?
Red Velvet Cake: What do you mean?
Rubix Cube: They're...staring at each other. It's...worrying. 
Red Velvet Cake: So?
Rubix Cube: They're just...egh. It's creepy. 
Red Velvet Cake: Well, that's just how they are. Neither can talk legitimately.
Rubix Cube: You sure?
Red Velvet Cake: Of course I'm sure.
[Suddenly, Blender is launched at RVC, who falls to the floor. Red light encroaches Rubix Cube and RVC's table.]
Rubix Cube: Hey, no fair!
Magic Hat: It could a lot worse, guy.
[We cut to Weird Paintbrushy and Christmas Pudding. At this point, they have abandoned their table and are waiting for the challenge to end.]
Weird Paintbrushy: Hmm...
Christmas Pudding: Huh?
Weird Paintbrushy: Since we have already lost, we have nothing to do.
Christmas Pudding: What do you mean?
Weird Paintbrushy: What I mean is...
[Weird Paintbrushy walks to Slime & Nano's table, and pushes Slime off. Red light.]
Weird Paintbrushy: We could cause mischief.
Christmas Pudding: Well, I don't know...
Weird Paintbrushy: Come on. We need something to do.
[Chaos unfolds in the background, with most of the tables on fire, dishes being smashed, etc. Limey is seen setting things on fire, while CP and Weird Paintbrushy are destroying the tables. Lenny and Sheep Cheese Pizza can be seen drinking tea.]
Lenny: You know, I was a late bloomer to the whole tea thing.
Sheep Cheese Pizza: Really?
Lenny: Indeed! I've grown to love it now, of course, but it took me a while to even try a cup!
[Gas Pump is now throwing knives at anyone he sees. Mr. Peaflipper can be seen cheering on in the background.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Look, Audrey!
Audrey: Yes, my--
Mr. Peaflipper: They're destroying things at a college level! Look at it!
[Knives continue being thrown everywhere, before eventually hitting Onion.]
Onion: ...
Gas Pump: Uh...are you okay?
Onion: ...*sniff* *sniff*
Gas Pump: Come on, please be--
Onion: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
[Onion's cries cause the entire building to shake before eventually collapsing. Mr. Peaflipper can be seen walking out of the rubble.]
Mr. Peaflipper: Aha! A building destroyed! The ratings will love it!
==Post-Challenge==
[A bandaged Audrey and Ant Tony can be seen recovering the contestants.]
Mr. Peaflipper: I must admit...That was great! The riot at the end was truly unbelievable! The ratings are gonna love us!
Beach Ball: But, uh, who won the contest?
Mr. Peaflipper: ...Hmmm...Lenny and Sheep Cheese Pizza. They were the only group from what I saw that got along.
Wallet: What!? But I listened to everything Nightmare Face said! No matter how boring it was!
Mr. Peaflipper: And on that note...Lenny. Sheep Cheese. You two pick the 6 people up for elimination.
Lychee: Which can't be me! I had to take everyone's order and make it! Which sucks, because most of you wasted it.
Lenny: Huh? Well, I do not think I can pick anyone to eliminate. What about you, Sheep Cheese?
Sheep Cheese Pizza: Gas Pump, Onion, Hearty, Blender, Weird Paintbrushy, and Christmas Pudding.
Bushy: Woah. No hesitation. 
Sheep Cheese Pizza: I was thinking about who I'd choose while I was dead.
Bushy: Huh. Wait, how'd you know you'd win?
Sheep Cheese Pizza: Just a feeling.
==Voting Time!==
Vote in the comments using the letters in square brackets on who you want to be eliminated! Voting ends tomorrow!
==Stinger==
[We cut to the actual moon, where Silver the Space Ace and Americium are finally landing.]
Silver the Space Ace: Finally, we're here! C'mon, kid! You're gonna learn how to be an astronaut from SILVER THE SPACE ACE!
Americium: ...Great.
Silver the Space Ace: Hold it--The space calls for the Space Ace. He needs to deliver another soon-to-be-astronaut. He must take off once again. Goodbye, little man!
Americium: Yeah, see yeah.
[Silver flexes as Americium watches him blast back to Earth.]
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