Git 'Em Steve-Dave

Originally hated by almost all TESD listeners when first introduced in Making Hay II (episodes 70-72), Git 'Em Steve-Dave (alias 'Gadget') is the most polarizing of figures among the Tell 'Em Steve-Dave listeners. He previously worked at a horse racing track, where he sometimes gets scolded for directing traffic using kung-fu moves. His ex-girlfriend dumped him for a blind man, and he has been known to have multiple webcams set up in his home (with blind spots so he can jerk off and eat squirrels). In addition, he used to host a show called Drunk Story Time, in which he gets drunk and reads poorly written fan fiction. When he isn't engaging in these illustrious activities , he can be found combing the Bottle Dump, helping Walt move furniture, or haggling for a great Zippo deal. As of today, he no longer has these web cams and no longer does drunk story time, likely due to the TESD boys disapproving. In recent months many TESD ants have grown much fonder of Git 'Em, although many still hate him as much as ever. He is currently an employee of the Secret Stash