Titus Cornelius

Titus Cornelius is the bro of Gaius Cornelius. In 50 AD, accompanied by his overseer, he purchased Davus and Eucleides in the Forum. He is an alcoholic suffering from severe bouts of depression and also suffering from severe anxiety only coming out once in a blue moon, after drinking 2 bottles of vodka. Also he owns 20% of romes wealth meaning he is ur mum and is British. He is very sexy and was a great chiefer, he attended smoke park reefer forest highschool and has been known to chief down the ganja by the pounds. He loved visiting the big british man during the night who did some certain things to him. A stupid historian living in Italy who doesn't even know Italian and fought with putin when he tried to invade the beehive of gaul. In the legendary battle of 69 BC at 4:20apm he fought with the great british hero, named peppus piggus, and died by the hands of an arrow of Sextus in revenge for whopping his ass for eating his triple whopper and beating up Palaemon. He was revived by our lord and savior, Walter Yellow and his best friend Elmo, and peppus piggus famously declared "veni, vidi, vici" as he stood over the body of Jesse Yellowman after taking over the incredible Alabama Fried Chicken empire of Jus Fringer. He was a big man part of the cult of Quintus x Sextus. He also loves grant the great and gave him a lot of gold.