Friends Like Us/Merlock’s Group and their Goons' New Plan

(Back at the palace that same night, Mabel's group is in their room, on their own beds and in their pajamas, crying silently. Mabel is now wearing a red short-sleeved nightgown with poofy sleeves, light red neck and sleeve rims, and a green dual flap tie and white ballet-styled sleep slippers, and without her headband. Serena is now wearing a fuchsia long-sleeved silk pajama jacket with buttons and pockets, fuchsia long silk pajama pants, and fuzzy fuchsia sleep slippers, and without her hat. Kairi is now wearing a violet long-sleeved nightgown with poofy sleeves, white neck and sleeve rims, and a violet placket with four small, clear, plastic buttons, lavender long pajama pants with poofy legs and lavender ankle rims, a lilac sleeveless underdress, and pink ballet-styled sleep slippers. Namine is now wearing a white short-sleeved pajama shirt with a blue star on it and white long pajama pants. Xion is now wearing a dark blue short-sleeved pajama shirt and black long pajama pants with white skulls and crossbones on them. Aqua is now wearing a pale blue sleeveless silk nightgown. And Olette is now wearing an orange sleeveless short nightgown and orange capris with poofy legs and pale orange knee rims. Gilda's group and Raksha are nearby, looking calmly worried. Volteer's group came in to check on them upon noticing)
Volteer: (Concerned) Mabel, girls?
Grace: (Concerned) Oh, girls.
Rinoa: (Concerned) What's wrong, sweethearts?
Squall: (Concerned) Are you alright?
Mabel: (Tearfully, sniffles) Merlock's group and their men have, done something terrible.
(Hearing this, Volteer's group upon feeling sorry for Mabel's group, looked at Gilda's group and Raksha with looks that reads "Is that true?" Gilda's group and Raksha gave a calm concerned silent nod, confirming that it's true)
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: (Reassuringly, hugging Mabel's group in comfort) Oh, there, there.
(Grace, Rinoa, and Erika, feeling sorry, then hugged Mabel's group closer to them, Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus as Volteer's group came over to the princesses and held Mabel's group closer in comfort)
Eraqus: Rest assured, we can make things right.
Squall: Now, tell us what happened.
Erika: What have Merlock's group and their men done?
(Back at the underground of the desert where the Cave of Wonders once stood, Bart is still unconscious while Bart's gang and Marahute are trying to wake him)
Bart's gang: Bart?
(Both Cri-Kee and Marahute chirped in concern)
Milhouse: Hey Bart, if you're alive, start moaning, buddy.
(Maggie and Nelson, thinking quickly, both pinched Bart's left shoulder, and Bart woke up slowly from the pain of the pinches)
Bart: Ow!
Sora: Bart, you're okay!
Bart's gang: Thank goodness.
(Even Maggie happily hugs Bart in relief)
Bart: Man, my head. Is everyone alright?
Ralph: Yeah, we're okay.
Lisa: Though you may want to think of setting up home here.
Lea: Yep.
(Bart looked up and sees that the entrance has been sealed in)
Bart: We're trapped. That two-faced son of a jackal!
Nelson: You said it!
Pikachu: (Angrily agreeing) Pika!
Kaya: (Nonchalantly dagger glaring at Mushu) And guess whose fault it is that we're stuck down here?
Mushu: Hey! I said I was sorry already.
Ash: (Sighs) Well, it doesn't matter.
Sora: Whoever he is....
Riku: He got away with the lamp.
(Hearing Sora and Riku say that, Mushu, Cri-Kee, Lisa, Maggie, Milhouse, and Santa's Little Helper gave smug smiles, much to their confusion)
Bart's group: What?
Mushu: (Smugly) Oh, really?
Lisa: (Smugly) Let's just say, about that....
(Mushu holds up the lamp, the same lamp that Vanitas just lost and the one Bart just found)
Lisa and Milhouse: Ta-da!
(At the same time Lisa and Milhouse exclaimed "Ta-da!", Cri-Kee and Santa's Little Helper respectively chirps and barks a "Ta-da!" as well while Maggie happily made her "Ta-da!" gesture with her arms while she sucks on her pacifier)
Bart: Heh. You crazy thief.
Mushu: (Shrugs) What can I say? I try.
(Bart takes the lamp from Mushu and looks it over)
Bart: I wonder what's so important about this that the guy wanted it so badly.
Lisa: Come to think of it, that's what I was wondering as well.
Martin: It looks like a worthless piece of junk to me.
(Then Bart spotted something on the lamp)
Bart: Hey, I see some writing on it. But it's hard to read.
(Bart rubs the lamp to clean the writing. But then the lamp begins to shine and everyone jumped back. Suddenly, three figures appeared out of nowhere, roaring. When all is clear, the group sees the three figures clearly upon the three finishing their roaring. The first figure is a male draconequus with a gray horse-like head, much different from other ponies' head styles, an off white deer antler on the right, a baby blue goat horn on the left, one long white fang, yellow eyes with different-sized red pupils, a brown torso, a green snake-like tongue, a white goat beard, white bushy eyebrows, a right light brown arm of a lion, a left yellow arm-like claw of an eagle, a right light green leg of a lizard, a left light brown leg of a goat, a bat's right black wing, a Pegasus' left blue wing, a horse's black mane, and a red dragon/snake-like tail with a white tuft (Making his body resemble that of a snake, as well as resemble a Chinese dragon, a creature often depicted with a serpentine body, facial hair, feline claws, and antlers). The second figure is a male half rusted copper armored robot with big glowing pixelated green bug-shaped eyes and a white compass-like symbol on this chest. And the last figure is a young male anthro duck with white feathers, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, light brown eyebrows, and wearing a red turban with a red feather and an emerald green jewel on a gold brooch, a lavender long-sleeved Arabian shirt, a violet Arabian vest with gold lining, gold hoop-shaped earrings (If he has ears), a red waistband, green harem pants, and brown Arabian shoes. The three then held their own necks in pain)
Male chimera-like creature: (Groans a bit in pain) Ten thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck.
Male copper robot: (Finishing rubbing his neck) Oh, yeah.
Boy duck: (Finishing rubbing his neck along with the male chimera-like creature and male copper-like robot finishing their rubbing) I'll say.
Male chimera-like creature: Hang on, will ya?
(The male chimera-like creature then magically hangs Bart on a nearby rock. To everyone's surprise, the three male creatures took their own heads off and spun them around while yelling, then puts their own heads back down on their own necks. Bart's gang then helped a confused Bart down while Marahute, who helped as well, got calmly happy, as if she knew the three male creatures)
Male copper robot: Does it feel to be out of there?!
(Suddenly the male chimera-like creature makes three microphones appear, making himself, the male copper robot, and boy duck accept them, and the cave turned into some sort of talk show)
Male chimera-like creature: (To the group) Hi, folks! Great to be back at last!
Male copper robot: (To the group) Pleased to meet y'all, ladies and gentlemen!
Boy duck: (To Bart) And you, kid, hey.
Male chimera-like creature: (To Bart) Where ya from?
Male copper robot: (To Bart) What's your name?
(They hold their microphones up to Bart)
Bart: Uh.... Bart Simpson.
Male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck: Bart Simpson!
(A neon light appears above with Bart's full name lighting up with chase lights. Even the sign changed to reflect both the male chimera-like creature and male copper robot's next lines)
Male chimera-like creature: Bart, welcome to the show!
Male copper robot: Do you want to be called Bart? Or maybe just Simpson? Or how about Laddie?
(The male chimera-like creature and male copper robot suddenly both turned into each a gray dog and copper-skinned dog, each both wearing a kilt)
Male chimera-like creature and male copper robot: Like "Here boy. Come on Laddie!"
(Bart's gang got confused even more)
Bart: I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
Ash: I didn't.
Sora: Yet we still don't believe this.
Terra: You're not the only ones thinking this.
Roxas, Riku, and Ventus: Yep.
Male chimera-like creature: Don't mind if I smoke, right?
(The male chimera-like creature then explodes into smoke and then reappeared, giggling, making Bart, Mushu, and Milhouse jump back)
Bart: Ay caramba!
Mushu: You nearly gave us a heart attack!
Milhouse: Not cool, man!
Male chimera-like creature: (Sheepishly, chuckles a bit) Sorry about that. Hope I didn't mess the hair and scales.
(The male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck noticed Marahute, and they happily greeted each other)
Male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck: Hey, Marahute!
(They hug each other for a bit)
Boy duck: Great to see you again!
Male copper robot: How's everything with you?
(Marahute looks at Bart's group, and the male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck understood)
Male chimera-like creature: Ah, okay.
Boy duck: Well, we know Bart's name already.
Male copper robot: What about the rest?
(After Bart's gang introduced themselves, the male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck understood)
Boy duck: Ah, okay.
Male copper robot: Pleasure to meet you all, especially little Magpie here.
(He kisses Maggie's forehead, making her giggle a bit. Then the male chimera-like creature noticed how small Bart is)
Male chimera-like creature: (Measures his hand down to Bart's level) Say, you look smaller than me and my two buddies' (Gestures to the male copper robot and boy duck) last master. Or maybe because I'm bigger. (Looks at himself) Am I getting really that fat to you?
Boy duck: Nah, you're always normal-sized besides us.
Male copper robot: And skinny, health-wise.
Male chimera-like creature: (Relieved cheerfully) Oh, well, that's a relief!
Ash: Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Leo: You said "Master?"
Dream Eater pets: What does that mean?
Hayner, Pence, and Lea: Even we're confused.
Bart: Does that mean I'm your master?
(The male chimera-like creature slaps a diploma in Bart's hand and a mortarboard on his head)
Male chimera-like creature: That's right! He can be taught!
Boy duck: So what do you want from the three of us?
(The male chimera-like creature transforms into Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Male chimera-like creature: (Imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger) The ever impressive....
(The male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck then put themselves in a cube after the male chimera-like creature returned to normal)
Male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck: (Straining, with the male chimera-like creature in his normal voice) The long contained....
(Then the male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck now have puppet versions of themselves on their own hands)
Male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck: (Mouthing their puppets) Often intimitated....
(The male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck ditched the puppets)
Male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck: But never duplicated...
(The group, while Bart's mortarboard and diploma vanished, watches as the male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck makes clones of themselves while spinning around, repeating "Duplicated" until it ended. They then make an announcement like a ring announcer)
Male chimera-like creature: Discord the God of Chaos...!
Male copper robot: B.E.N....!
Boy duck: Genie AKA Gene...!
(The male chimera-like creature, male copper robot, and boy duck, now revealed to be Discord, B.E.N., and Gene, concluded their announcement)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: Of the lamp!
(Discord then transforms into Ed Sullivan as B.E.N., Gene, and the three's clones applauded for him)
Discord: (Imitating Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank youuuuu!
Bart's gang: Wait, wait.
Bart: "Wish fulfillment?"
(Discord changes back to normal and his, B.E.N., and Gene's clones vanished)
Discord: (In his normal voice) That's right!
Gene: And we can grant you three wishes.
B.E.N.: And ix-nay on wishing for any more wishes.
(B.E.N. then turns into a slot machine, pulls his arm down like a lever, and the mini versions of Discord, B.E.N., and Gene each appeared in each three windows)
Mini Discord, mini B.E.N., and mini Gene: Three!
(The mini Discord, mini B.E.N., and mini Gene came out of the slot wearing sombreros speaking Spanish)
Mini Discord, mini B.E.N., and mini Gene: Uno, dos, tres.
(Discord then turns into Groucho Marx and walked by the group after B.E.N. returned to normal)
Discord: (Imitating Groucho Marx) No copies, exchanges, or refunds.
(Then Gene appeared hanging on a rope as a normal duck holding the sign "Refunds")
Kaya: (Chuckling a bit) Are you sure that I am not the one dreaming, guys?
Bart's gang: I guess.
Pikachu: (Shrugs) Pika.
Bart: I, certainly, am not dreaming about this.
Discord: (While Gene returned to normal) Master, I think you should realize what we got for you here.
B.E.N.: So why don't you just ruminate, whilst we illuminate the possibilities.
(Then Discord, B.E.N., and Gene began singing)
Discord: Well Ali-Baba had them forty thieves
(The forty thieves appeared with swords and surrounded Bart's gang)
B.E.N.: Scheherazade had a thousand tales
(Suddenly, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene appeared in Bart's shirt)
Gene: But Master, you in luck because up your sleeve
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You got a brand of magic that never fails
(Discord then sticks his arms out and punches the thieves away. Next, Bart is in a boxing ring, being massaged by Discord)
Discord: You got some power in your corner now
B.E.N.: Some heavy ammunition in your camp
(Discord turned into fireworks and exploded like crazy upon B.E.N. and Gene lighting him up by the fuse)
Gene: You got some punch, pizzazz
Discord: See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene then appeared from the lamp, grabs Bart's hand, and made him rub the lamp)
B.E.N.: And we'll say
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: "Mister Bart Simpson, Sir
What will your pleasure be?"
(Bart's gang and Marahute then find themselves at a table and chairs that appeared out of thin air, with Discord writing things on a notepad like a waiter with B.E.N. and Gene acting as servers)
Discord: (In a French accent) Let me take your order, jot it down
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (With Discord in his normal voice) You ain't never had some friends like us
B.E.N.: No no no
Gene: Life is your restaurant
Discord: And we're your maitre' ds
(B.E.N. gives a dish to Bart. When Bart removes the lid, he jumps back as he sees Discord turning into a chicken. Discord then turns back to normal but blows his body up)
Discord: C'mon, whisper what it is you want
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You ain't never had some friends like us
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene now became barbers, giving Bart a shave, haircut, and manicure)
B.E.N.: Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
Gene: You're the boss, the king, the shah
(Bart's gang is now in big chairs, surrounded by treasure and women fanning them as Marahute sat nearby, smiling softly)
Discord: Say what you wish
B.E.N.: It's yours, true dish
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: How about a little more Baklava?
(Gene then dumps a bunch of baklava all over everyone. Bart's gang is now seen jumping from column A to column B)
Discord: Try some of column A
Gene: Try all of column B
(Bart's gang fell, but luckily, they fell on a cushion-turned Gene, courtesy of a big Discord)
B.E.N.: I'm in the mood to help you dude
(Discord opens his mouth and his tongue turned into stairs. Then the mini Discord, mini B.E.N., and mini Gene, back to normal, came out, dressed like magicians)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You ain't never had some friends like us
(The mini Discord, mini B.E.N., and mini Gene then began to dance with the big Discord's hands, scatting a bit. They are soon done and the big Discord's hands squashed the mini Discord, mini B.E.N., and mini Gene into nothing. Then they reappeared next to Bart's gang)
Discord: Can your friends do this?
(Discord takes his head off, makes copies of it, and spins them around)
B.E.N.: Can your friends do that?
(B.E.N., after Discord hands his heads to him, tosses Discord's heads to Bart, Milhouse, and Mushu, who juggled them with the three giving light playful smirks on their faces. The three then spun each of their own three heads of Discord's like a basketball before giving them and the rest of the heads back to Discord. Gene then tries to pull himself out of a hat)
Gene: Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
(Discord then turns into a gray rabbit, then into a giant gray dragon)
Discord: Can your friends go poof?
(Discord spits out flames which then turned into seven cute girls dancing around Bart's group, much to their delight)
Discord and B.E.N.: Well looky here
(The two chuckled a bit)
Discord: Can your friends go "Abracadabra," "Let 'er rip?"
B.E.N.: And then make the sucker disappear?
(Bart's group's delight turned into annoyance as the girls disappeared after dancing around. B.E.N. then imitated Bart's gang, so to speak)
B.E.N.: So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
Gene: We're here to answer all your midday prayers
(Discord turns into a certificate and rolls up, surrounding Bart)
Discord: You got me bonafide, certified
B.E.N.: You got three genies for a charge d'affairs
Gene: We got a powerful urge to help you out
Discord: So what you wish we really want to know
(Discord removes a list of different languages out of Bart's ear and uses it to dry himself off like he just stepped out of the shower)
Discord: You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt
So all you gotta do is rub like so
And oh
Gene: Mister Bart Simpson, Sir
Have a wish or two or three
(A bunch of guys appeared and bowed to Bart's gang before disappearing. The same seven dancing girls appeared and smiled softly. Bart's group smiled softly and leaned to kiss each girl, but the girls turned into Discord, who giggles a bit, much to Bart's group's alarm)
Discord: We're on the job, you big nabob
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You ain't never had some friends, never had some friends
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene then made four dancing elephants appear)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You ain't never had some friends, never had some friends
(Four dancing camels then appeared as the big finale begins)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You ain't never
Had some
Friends
Like
Us
(Soon as the big finale is about to end, Mushu grabs a few treasure)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You ain't never had some friends like us
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene then turned into a combined cyclone to wrap the song up and everything disappeared. Even the treasure Mushu has been collecting. The cave is once again empty except for everyone and a neon "Applause" sign Discord put on the wall, making Marahute and Bart's gang, except Bart's group and Mushu, applaud and/or cheer a bit while B.E.N. imitated a microphone being dropped)
Lisa: Bravo, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene!
Male members of Bart's gang except Bart's group and Mushu: That was wonderful!
Female members of Bart's gang except Lisa: Very impressive show!
(Mushu noticed the treasure he collected is gone and then pouted a bit)
Mushu: (Pouting) Great.
Discord: (To Bart) So, what'll it be, Master?
B.E.N.: Name your wish.
Bart: So, Discord, I get any wishes I want from you, B.E.N., and Gene?
B.E.N.: Technically, not really.
Discord: (Imitating William Buckley) There are some provisos, a couple of quid pro quos. (Back to normal, in his normal voice) In other words, limitations.
Gene: There are some wishes the three of us cannot grant no matter how much you want them.
Bart's gang: Like what?
B.E.N.: There are the three big rules on the wish granting.
Bart's gang: Three rules?
B.E.N.: (To Discord) Tell 'em.
(Discord sat next to them)
Discord: Rule number one; B.E.N., Gene, and I can't kill anyone.
(Discord "Cuts" his head off and holds it in one hand)
Discord: So don't ask. Rule number two....
(Discord puts his head back on as he continued)
Discord: B.E.N., Gene, and I can't make someone fall in love with someone else.
(Discord's head turns into a big pair of red lips which kissed Bart sweetly before turning back to normal)
Discord: (Cooing) You are so cute.
(Then he fell flat on his back)
Discord: Rule number three...!
(Next, Discord turns into a sickly green ghostly figure, which got up and freaked out Bart's gang a bit)
Discord: (Imitating Peter Lorre) B.E.N., Gene, and I cannot bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture! (Grabs and shakes Terra) I don't like doing it!
(Discord turns back to normal and into a giant with B.E.N. and Gene, smiling)
Discord: (In his normal voice) Other than that, you got it.
B.E.N.: That's righty-o, guys.
Gene: Now, name your wish.
(The three then bowed to Bart, covering their own faces with their own hands. Bart's gang paused to think, then they smirked playfully, having an idea)
Kaya: (Whispering to Mushu) On second thought, it's not your fault we're stuck down here.
Mushu: (Whispering smugly) I knew it.
Bart: (Whispering) Just follow my lead.
(Then they spoke loudly, pretending to be aghast)
Ash: Provisos?
Kaya: Like limits on stuff, including wishes?
Mushu: (Scoffs) They're fakers!
Bart's group except Bart and Ash: Oh, yeah.
Pikachu: (Smugly agreeing) Pikachu!
Bart's gang: Some all-powerful genies they are!
(Even Cri-Kee, Eevee, Maggie, and Santa's Little Helper smugly chirps, squeaks behind her pacifier, and barks in agreement. Discord, B.E.N., and Gene frowned in calm anger at this as Bart's group began to walk away)
Riku: Can't even bring people back from the dead.
Ash: And I guess they can't get us out of here either.
Bart: Well, I guess we should go find another way out.
(Before Bart's gang could get further, Discord puts his foot out, a literally giant one, that is, blocking the way, ticked off with B.E.N. and Gene)
Discord: (Imitating Robert de Niro) Excuse me? Did you rub our lamp, did you wake us up, did you bring us here, and all of a sudden, you're gonna walk out on us?!
(Bart's gang looked amused as Discord, B.E.N., and Gene continued to get ticked off)
B.E.N.: I don't think so!
Gene: Not when we're around!
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
(Then as everyone seated on Marahute's back, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene landed next to them, happy again, and Discord acted like a steward of a plane)
Discord: (Imitating a steward) In case of emergencies, the exit is here, here, here, here, here, everywhere!
(Discord points out a bunch of exits with a bunch of arms then reverted to normal)
Discord: (In his normal voice) So folks, keep your arms, legs, and everything inside the golden eagle at all times!
B.E.N. and Gene: And why?
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: Because we're outta here!
(Then Marahute, after Discord, B.E.N., and Gene surrounded her, themselves, and Bart's gang in a barrier, flew up to the ceiling very fast and managed to explode out right back into the desert, flying off while escaping with the barrier dispersing immediately. Back at the palace, Merlock's group, with Vanitas back in his main attire, and their henchmen are in the throne room, getting scolded along with even Darkwing's group, with Darkwing and Gizmoduck dressed as Drake and Fenton again, and Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie by an angrily upset Volteer's group with Mabel's group, back in their daytime clothes, and Gilda's group and Raksha next to Volteer's group)
Volteer: Merlock's group, of all the things you have done, this is the lowest you have ever done!
Eraqus: If it weren't for the fact that you were loyal to us all these years, then we'd....
Grace: (Sighs a bit) Well, we'll let you, mostly DW's group, Don Karnage and his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie, off the hook for this.
Rinoa: (Agreeing) Considering that DW's group was, indeed, forced to carry this action out.
Squall: So, from now on, talk to us about the fate of the prisoners.
Rinoa: Before they are to be beheaded!
Erika: You can't just do it without our say so, understand?
Merlock and Drake's groups, Skinner, Chalmers, Willie, Merlock's group's henchmen, and Don Karnage and his crew: (Nods) Yes.
Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: We apologize, you're majesties.
Drake's group: It won't happen again.
Merlock's group and their henchmen: We were only trying to keep the princesses safe, that's all.
Erika: For your sake, it better not happen again.
(Volteer's group then brings an upset Mabel's group over to Merlock and Drake's groups, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie)
Rinoa: Now then....
Grace: I want this whole thing behind us.
Eraqus: Put it behind us.
Squall: And we can forgive and forget.
Erika: Please?
Volteer: Well, not completely forgotten, but....
Drake's group: Yes, we know.
Chalmers: Quite understandable.
Skinner: Indeed.
Willie: Aye, that's right.
(Mabel's group then gave a small smile and shook hands with Drake's group, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie)
Mabel: Well, we'll accept your apology, guys.
Serena: Besides, I guess everyone can make mistakes.
Mabel's group except Mabel and Serena: Indeed.
Vanitas: Again, Princesses, accept our humble apologizes.
(Vanitas takes Kairi’s hand in an attempt to kiss it, but Kairi angrily pulled it back, bitter at Merlock's group and their henchmen with Mabel's group)
Kairi: (Bitterly) Okay.
Namine: (Bitterly) Fine.
Xion, Aqua, and Olette: (Bitterly) Whatever.
Serena: (Bitterly) But at least one good thing comes out of us finding a husband.
Mabel: So, here's our proclamation; When my sister, cousins, and I are the new sultanesses, we will have the power to get rid of you.
Mabel's group except Mabel: That's right.
(Mabel's group then stormed out)
Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: Well, now that's settled.
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: Girls, it's time go back to finding you proper suitors.
Volteer: Uh, girls?
Drake: Take a good guess where they're going right now.
(He points it out. Volteer's group looked up and sees that Mabel and Gilda's groups and Raksha are leaving the room for the fountain. They turned to Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie)
Volteer's group: As your were.
Don Karnage: Of course.
Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie: Thank you.
(Then Volteer and Drake's groups go after Mabel's group while Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie left the room as well, returning to their posts)
Volteer's group: Girls!
(Once alone in the throne room with Merlock's group and their henchmen, Vanitas scowled angrily along with them)
Vanitas: Oh, if only I have gotten that lamp!
Megavolt: Well, you didn't!
Negaduck: All on account of you dropping it in the cave by accident.
Splatter Phoenix: Leave him be, Negaduck.
Myotismon: None of us, especially my son, never expected it to happen.
Merlock: So, not too hard on him.
Quackerjack: (Imitating Mabel, miming her with his Mr. Banana Brain doll) My sister, cousins, and I will have the power to get rid of you. (In his normal voice, in anger while putting his Mr. Banana Brain doll away) Terrific, now we got to continue kissing up to those fools!
Bob: And their naïve daughters for the rest of eternity...!
(Merlock's group and their henchmen head to an outside balcony to see Volteer's group speaking with Mabel's group with Drake and Gilda's groups and Raksha watching them, bored-like, especially for Mabel's group, that is)
Merlock: No, Quackerjack and Bob.
Meowth: It's not until they find themselves naïve husbands.
Shere Khan: Then they will banish us.
Myotismon: That's right.
Negaduck: Or worse, behead us!
(The non-serious villains shuddered a bit at that idea)
Bushroot: That is pretty gross.
James: And unpleasant.
Dijon: I do not want to picture it.
Bartok: Me neither.
(Meowth brightens up suddenly)
Meowth: Wait, wait, wait. I got an idea!
Jessie: (Flatly) Why am I not surprised.
Fidget: (Flatly) Does it involve a scratching post?
Meowth: (To Jessie and Fidget) Not this time! (To Merlock) Maybe you and your group can be the naïve husbands, Merlock.
Merlock's group: (Confused) What?
(Realizing where Meowth is going at, the henchmen agreed)
James: (Realizing) What he means is that you marry the princesses.
Fidget: (Agreeing with a shrug) Through persuasion, that is.
Jessie: (Agreeing) And then you will be the new Sultans of Agrabah.
Liquidator: Indeed!
Bulba: Not a bad plan from a scratching cat Pokemon.
Rasputin: Indeed again.
Negaduck: What do you think of that?
(Merlock's group thought about this and smirked evilly at the idea)
Xehanort: I see where you're getting at.
Ratigan: I'll say.
Vicious: We can just paint that picture already.
(They go to the throne and sat down)
Drake: Marry the shrews.
Myotismon: Then we become rulers.
Vanitas: And then dethrone them.
Shere Khan: This idea is merit.
Myotismon: (Agreeing) Despite that I'm married already.
Vanitas: And Mother luckily understands and knows that we and you'll plan on getting rid of your so-called new bride and ours and stay loyal to her.
Merlock: Not one of the princesses, of course.
Myotismon: (Nods) Yes.
Fidget: Yep.
Bartok: That's a lot of merit.
Megavolt: Just like Shere Khan said!
Bartok: But when you said "Persuasion," does that mean we can kindly ask the Sultan's group permission to marry the princesses?
(A short pause as Merlock's group looked at Bartok like he's an idiot, then Rasputin grabbed him roughly with his fist)
Rasputin: (Sarcastically) Oh, where's the fun in our conquest in that? (Seriously) We meant "Persuasion" as in secretly manipulating the Sultan's group.
(He roughly drops Bartok on the throne's left arm, making Bartok's body slide across it a bit on his back)
Bartok: (Nonchalant) Ow. (Quickly recovers and stands up) But okay, okay, I get the persuasion with the "No asking nicely, just manipulate" plan." I get it, I'm tellin' you.
Vicious: Exactly.
Meowth: Then later, we can drop the in-laws, their servants, and the little women off a cliff.
Bob: Just like this.
(Meowth then pretended to fall, screaming a bit with Bob, who used his hand as one of their future victims)
Meowth and Bob: (With Meowth landing on the floor and Bob punching his fist on the floor) Ker-splat!
Merlock: (Chuckles evilly a bit) Bob, Meowth, I love how your sinister minds work.
Merlock's group and henchmen: Indeed!
(Then the villains, including a nervous Fidget and Bartok, laughed evilly a bit as they begin their scheme)
Coming up: Upon arrival at an oasis, Bart makes his first wish to Discord, B.E.N., and Gene to make him and his group princes to help win Mabel's group's hearts and marry them. Then they arrive as the princes, much to the delight of Volteer's group and the palace residents, the disgust of Mabel's group, and the suspicions of Merlock's group and their henchmen. Then later at the palace's Harvest Festival, Bart's group then try to woo Mabel's group with the traditional Harvest Dance, courtesy of some secret help from Discord, B.E.N., and Gene.
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Category:Aladdin Parodies
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