Keglertonian Contraptions, Inc

This was originally posted on the 53rd edition of Hypothetical Hurricane News as "Cats and Mice and Contraptions, Oh My!".—StrawberryMaster
Once upon a time, in the busy village of Keglertonia, there was a user named Mona. Mona loved nothing more than lounging in the sun and taking long naps. He was always looking for ways to avoid work and live the easy life, as he was on vacation.
One day, Mona stumbled upon a clever user named Fabian. Fabian was a hard worker and was always coming up with new inventions to make life easier for the villagers. Mona was impressed by Fabian's cleverness and decided to try and trick him into doing all his work for him.
"Hey there, Fabian," said Mona with a sly grin. "I heard you're a really topkekian, smart mouse. I was wondering if you could help me with something."
Fabian was happy to help, so Mona explained his plan. "I need you to invent a machine that will do all my silly chores for me, so I can lounge in the sun all day. Plus, I'll pay you 50 bucks," said Mona.
Fabian was intrigued by the challenge and immediately set to work on the invention. Mona watched from a distance, feeling pleased with himself for tricking the hardworking chat moderator.
Days passed, and Fabian finally presented Mona with the invention. It was a complex machine with gears and wheels, and it could perform all sorts of tasks. Mona was impressed, but also a little intimidated by the machine.
"Wow, Fabian, this is mathematical! Kinda cool too." said Mona, trying to hide his fear. "But, umm, how do I turn it on?"
Fabian chuckled and showed Mona how to operate the machine. But as soon as Mona turned it on, the machine went haywire, spinning and flailing about. Fabian was thrown into the air and landed with a thud.
"Whoops, I guess 9 + 10 wasn't 21 after all," said Fabian with a grin.
Mona rubbed his head and laughed. "JavaScript is an abomination. I guess I deserved that for trying to trick you, huh?"
The two laughed and eventually left to do their business. The remains of the machine were left aside, leading Fabian to be fined by the self-described "Village Technician for Unlawful Gadget Disposal", a guy carrying a tuba.
THE END
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