Casino Night Quotes

:Michael: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... it's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good.
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:Creed: Oh, I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I’ve taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.
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:Pam: Hey.
:Jim: Hey, how's it going?
:Pam: Good. Especially after I took all your money in poker.
:Jim: [Laughing] Yeah. Uh... hey can I talk to you about something?
:Pam: About when you want to give me more of your money?
:Jim: No, I...
:Pam: Did you want to do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight.
:Jim: I was just...um...I'm in love with you.
:Pam: What?
:Jim: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear that. Probably not good timing, I know that, I just...
:Pam: What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
:Jim: I just needed you to know. Once.
:Pam: Well, I um...I...I can't.
:Jim: Yeah.
:Pam: You have no idea...
:Jim: Don't do that.
:Pam: ...what your friendship means to me.
:Jim: C'mon. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that.
:Pam: I can't. I'm really sorry... if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
:Jim: Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted uh our friendship. [A tear rolls down his cheek]
:Pam: [Looks at her engagement ring, sadly and awkwardly]
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:Creed: Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator.
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:Michael: Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts, right Toby? We're gonna...
:Toby: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse, and... it's a school night, and, you know, Hooters is catering, you know... is that... is that enough? Should I keep going?
:Michael: [To Toby] Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Category:Season 2 quotes