Braddock Schroeder (list of quotes)

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Braddock Schroeder is an American voice actor who is best known for his longtime job at The Kiddie Channel. He is married to Chaister Garrincha and is the father of two children.
== Quotes ==
*"I was dragged down the hallway, first person I saw was Chaister, and I was smitten. I thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world. It really feels wonderful to be so adored. That's who attracted me. That's many years between us."
*"The reason why I really wanted to marry Chaister... for one thing, I think she deserves it. I think it'd be a lot like a lifetime achievement. I think she's worked so hard. I really love her!"
*"My best friend is as nice and cuddly as a big teddy bear. But if someone makes her angry, you do not want to see that side!"
*"It's as simple as that. Surely she had a simplified checkbook file. I loved to see her in the various reforms of the day, and she never failed to look at them in the most simplistic and practical way."
*"So finally, I felt a love for you... please, I beg you to wake up, please open those beautiful eyes that you have and that when I saw them, the first day I fell in love."
*"Chaister, you have made me the happiest person on Earth, and I really want to spend the rest of my life with you. Not only as your best friend, but as your husband. Will you marry me?"
*"Don't worry, Chaister. One day you'll be asked to solve a simple set of problems without seeming like the craziest person in the world."
*"My best friend is very whiny. She complains about everything all day long and I can't take it anymore. She's a good friend though, what can I do to make her stop?"
*"Chaister is my friend for life, and we've been voice acting together for nearly a decade."
*"No, she is everything I could ever hope for, honestly!"
*"I think that... what we have today is what we worked hard for."
*"Wow. Looks like not much has changed and my wife is still one big kid."
*"You can pronounce [words], Chaister. Just break up the syllables into smaller pieces."
*"You know, I get to spend enough time working already."
*"Me? I don't know about that."
*"I really don't think so!"
*"Me? Oh no, why are you involving me in this?"
*"Oh no! This is going to be painful."
*"Oh no, that's gonna be a disaster. That's definitely gonna end in a disaster!"
*"It's okay, I know this is gonna work! What if it doesn't work?"
*"If I fail this test, I will never pass school, and I will be a total failure in life."
*"If I don't recover quickly from this procedure, I will never get better, and I will be disabled my entire life."
*"If my partner leaves me, I will never find anyone else, and I will never be happy again."
*"Something's wrong with the car. If the car breaks down, fixing it is going to cost a fortune."
*"You ruined it! Now we'll lose our job! Then we'll lose our house and live in the street, and we'll get sick and we'll all starve!"
*"If we don't get this done now, we never will."
*"If we don't get food now, we'll starve forever."
*"I won't be able to get to work. I'll lose my job!"
*"In that case, could we go a little faster, please?"
*"Oh no! Now we'll never get through this... never, never, NEVER!"