Pyrrhia Chatroom!

I had an idea and this is it! Sorry if anyone has done anything like this, it's not copied.
TURTLE JOINED THE CHAT
KINKAJOU JOINED THE CHAT
QUEEN SCARLET JOINED THE CHAT
TURTLE: Scarlet, how are you on here? You're dead.
QUEEN SCARLET: Says who?
PEACEMAKER JOINED THE CHAT
PEACEMAKER: SAYS I! //throws a billion strawberries//
QUEEN SCARLET WAS KICKED OFF THE CHAT BY PEACEMAKER
KINKAJOU: Seriously, Turtle. //throws on sunglasses//
KINKAJOU LEFT THE CHAT
TURTLE: What did I do?!?!?
PEACEMAKER: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
PEACEMAKER LEFT THE CHAT
TURTLE: ded chat
TURTLE LEFT THE CHAT
Twenty minutes later...
GLORY JOINED THE CHAT
TSUNAMI JOINED THE CHAT
STARFLIGHT JOINED THE CHAT
CLAY JOINED THE CHAT
SUNNY JOINED THE CHAT
TSUNAMI: Okay, I called this meeting because ever since Peacemaker was elected Chat Mod, he's been insufferable.
CLAY: Well, he's not that bad...
GLORY: He bribed you to say that, didn't he?
CLAY: WHAT? How'd you know?
GLORY: I can see it on your face, literally.
CLAY: DANG, I thought I washed off all the strawberry juice...
STARFLIGHT: Wait, what? How is that possible? You couldn't have seen him, this is chat, it's not scientifically possib-
TSUNAMI: Shut up Starflight, it's 'not scientifically possible' that you're reading this.
STARFLIGHT: ....
FATESPEAKER JOINED THE CHAT
FATESPEAKER: I helped him :3
STARFLIGHT: NO.
FATESPEAKER WAS KICKED FROM THE CHAT BY STARFLIGHT
SUNNY: STARFLIGHT! Why'd you do that?
STARFLIGHT WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY STARSPEAKER
TSUNAMI: Wait- what? Who's Starspeaker?
SUNNY:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
GLORY: WAIT, I have an idea.. Everyone come back here in one hour, bring Peacemaker. We're sending in the big guns.
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One hour later...
PEACEMAKER JOINED THE CHAT
PEACEMAKER: HELOOOO?? I thought you guys said I should meet you here... Where are yooouou?
DARKSTALKER JOINED THE CHAT
PEACEMAKER: Wait.. Who are you?
DARKSTALKER: WHO ARE YOU?
PEACEMAKER: I'm Peacemaker! //wink wonk//
DARKSTALKER: Peacemaker? That sounds like a stupid name, I'd never choose that for any of my dragonets.
PEACEMAKER: HMHF. Well what's your name?
DARKSTALKER: I'm the great and powerful Darkstalker! Don't you youngsters ever read?
PEACEMAKER: What?
SCARLET JOINED THE CHAT
SCARLET: MWAHAHHA, I TOLD YOU I'D GET MY REVENGE, EVEN IF IT IS ON A ALTERNATE ACCOUNT YOU SLIMY SON OF A-
SCARLET WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY PEACEMAKER
PEACEMAKER: Don't they ever learn? //sigh//
DARKSTALKER: I KNOW, right?
PEACEMAKER: Y'know, I think I could get a long with you.
DARKSTALKER: Me too, 
PEACEMAKER: DO YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THE STRAWBERRY OATH.
DARKSTALKER: STRAWBERRIES? I LOVE THOSE.
PEACEMAKER: CORRECT, LET'S GO RULE ALL OF THE WIKI NOW.
DARKSTALKER: YEAH!
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GLORY JOINED THE CHAT
TSUNAMI JOINED THE CHAT
CLAY JOINED THE CHAT
SUNNY JOINED THE CHAT
SUNNY: Where's Starflight?
TSUNAMI: Still in time out, Fatespeaker's telling him he shouldn't of said that, probably in a 'prophetic way'
CLAY: That was your plan, Glory?
GLORY: It backfired, big time. Also, Darkstalker's just started a page called 'Join the Strawberry Club' and Kinkajou joined it. GOSH AUKLET AND CLIFF TOO- OKAY ALL THE DRAGONETS UNDER THE AGE OF 4 ARE FLOCKING TO IT. It even says 'We'll rule the wiki' under the banner. 
TSUNAMI: NO! I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE KINKAJOU CONTENT MOD. SHE DELETED MY SUSHI CLUB!!
TSUNAMI WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY DARKSTALKER
SUNNY: WHAT? WHO MADE DARKSTALKER A CHAT MOD??
CLAY WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY DARKSTALKER
GLORY: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLDDD...
GLORY WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY DARKSTALKER
SUNNY WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY DARKSTALKER
DARKSTALKER JONED THE CHAT
PEACEMAKER JOINED THE CHAT
KINKAJOU JOINED THE CHAT
AUKLET JOINED THE CHAT
CLIFF JOINED THE CHAT
DARKSTALKER: Wait, I just realized, aren't you all too little to have accounts?
CLIFF: Mommy lets me plays Minecraft! AND SHE'S NICE SO SHE LET ME DO THIS TOO.
AUKLET: I dwon't knows what mommy thinks, but Whirlpools says I shouldn'ts so.. It's fwine.
KINKAJOU: EH- Nobody in the rainforest really cares so :P
CLIFF: I CANS MAKE A THWME SONGG!
AUKLET: YESHIE, CWANS I HELP?
CLIFF: YESHIEs!
AUKLET: We da dragns of the strawberriess!
CLIFF: ANd wE eAT thEm a LOT.
AUKLET: SOooo YEHAHH.
CLIFF: PERFECT!
KINKAJOU WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY DARKSTALKER
DARKSTALKER: She was private messaging the dragonets to leave, KINKAJOU WAS A SPY.
PEACEMAKER: //le gasp//
One day later...
GLORY JOINED CHAT
CLAY JOINED CHAT
TSUNAMI JOINED CHAT
SUNNY JOINED CHAT
STARFLIGHT JOINED CHAT
SUNNY: Hey! Starflight, you're back!
STARFLIGHT: Yep, Fatespeaker forgave me.
GLORY: Okay, I told Peacemaker to knock it off, Darkstalker's banned, and Auklet and Cliff have avoided punishment, Ruby and Coral would skewer me if I did punish them, though.
TSUNAMI: I'd love to see you impaled by my mother's narwhal horn, if you're volunteering.
DEATHBRINGER JOINED THE CHAT
DEATHBRINGER: FOR MY QUEEN!
TSUNAMI WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY DEATHBRINGER
DEATHBRINGER WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY GLORY.
CLAY: Oh- they've started a wiki, Darkstalker's Strawberry Wiki.
GLORY: STARFLIGHT WHY ARE YOU AN ADMIN ON THE WIKI.
STARFLIGHT: WHAT? NOTHING-
STARFLIGHT LEFT THE CHAT
SUNNY LEFT THE CHAT
CLAY: Welp, guess that's it.
CLAY LEFT THE CHAT
GLORY: Why must I suffer.
GLORY LEFT THE CHAT
Twenty minutes later...
MANGO JOINED THE CHAT
MANGO: SURRENDER, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE- Oh nobody's here.
PREYHUNTER JOINED THE CHAT
MANGO: Hey, aren't you dead?
PREYHUNTER: Yeah, so?
JAMBU JOINED THE CHAT
MANGO: Jambu! How's it going?
JAMBU: Terrible, I told Glory about your sloth's accident, and I'm pretty sure you'll be exiled in the next few days.
PREYHUNTER: Hey, this sounds juicy, what's wrong?
JAMBU: Mango's sloth, Tangerine, angered the strawberry lord.
PREYHUNTER: What? You mean like...
MANGO: Yes... Peacamort.
PREYHUNTER: DO NOT SAY WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED'S NAME.
JAMBU: FINALLY SOME FELLOW ROTTERHEADS.
MANGO: Yep, I'm Mango Rotter, by the way.
PREYHUNTER: And I'm Preywig!
JAMBU: I'll be... JAMBRID.
MANGO: PERFECT, LET'S FIND SOME MORE ROTTERHEADS.
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MASTERMIND JOINED THE CHAT
STARFLIGHT JOINED THE CHAT
MASTERMIND: Starflight- I am your father...
STARFLIGHT: I know.
MASTERMIND: Oh,
STARFLIGHT: You aren't gonna cut off my talons or anything, are you?
MASTERMIND: No, but you will soon see the error of your ways, JOIN THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES.
STARFLIGHT: ARE THEY STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?
MASTERMIND: Well, No- but-
STARFLIGHT: NO.
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One hour later...
BLISTER JOINED THE CHAT
BURN JOINED THE CHAT
BLAZE JOINED THE CHAT
BURN: What are you two doing here??
BLISTER: I'd like to know that myself.
BLAZE: We were stalking you.
BLISTER: SHUT UP BLAZE.
BURN: It's no fair I'm dead and Blaze got to live- Why would anybody want me dead?
BLISTER: Because you're bloodthirsty and stupid. I on the other hand would've made a great queen.
BLAZE: Maybe if you two had been as pretty as I was, you would've lived.
SMOLDER JOINED THE CHAT
QUEEN THORN JOINED THE CHAT
BURN: YOU ROTTING GOOD FOR NOTHING BEDAZZLED CORPSE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOYAL TO ME, NOT PRANCE OFF WITH THE IMPOSTOR WHO STOLE MY THRONE.
BLISTER: I think you mean my throne.
SMOLDER: You're the bedazzled corpse, since you're dead.
QUEEN THORN: I can ban all of you, if you like.
BLAZE LEFT THE CHAT
BURN: NEVER, THAT POWER SHOULD'VE BELONGED TO ME, NOT YO-
BURN WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
BLISTER WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
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FLOWER JOINED THE CHAT
FLOWER: Yurble?
HOLLER JOINED THE CHAT
FLUFFY JOINED THE CHAT
FLUFFY: YIBBLE-YIBBLE!
HOLLER LEFT THE CHAT
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One day later.
GLORY JOINED THE CHAT
CLAY JOINED THE CHAT
CLAY: Are you sure that making this wiki open to... uhm- other dragons is okay?
GLORY: Honestly, what can it be like?
RAVEN JOINED THE CHAT
GARY-STU JOINED THE CHAT
MARY-SUE JOINED THE CHAT
RAVEN: HI!! Wow, this place is so cool! How'd you do the coding? It's beautiful, woah- Is THAT-
RAVEN WAS KICKED FROM CHAT BY GLORY
GLORY: Okay... maybe it wasn't the best idea.
CLAY: Well I'm sure they aren't all that annoying.
GARY-STU: Hello, I've been expecting you.
GLORY: Uhm.. but we were here first...
MARY-SUE: So? Oh, here comes Marty!
MARTY-SOUP JOINED THE CHAT
MARTY-SOUP: HEY GUYS. WANNA SEE MY AWESOME FIREBREATHING ICEBREATHING MAGICAL DEATH SPIT ACT WHILE SWIMMING DEEP IN THE OCEAN AND STABBING INNOCENT FISH WITH MY BARBED TAIL? I CAN READ YOUR MIND, AND KNOW IN THE FUTURE, THAT YOU'LL LOVE IT. I PROMISE.
GLORY: What the heck- are you a hybrid- or- something?- OKAY STOP, THAT'S BLINDING ME.
MARY-SUE: C'mon Marty, let's get out of here, we can tell when we aren't wanted >:I
MARY-SUE LEFT THE CHAT
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GARY-STU: I guess that's my cue.
GARY-STU LEFT THE CHAT
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MERMAID JOINED THE CHAT
SHALLOW JOINED THE CHAT
SHALLOW: A royal, huh?
MERMAID: Yeah, so what?
SHALLOW: Uhm, oh, nothing, it's just- Royals can be soo boring, don't you think?
MERMAID: I'M NOT BORING.
SHALLOW: Suit yourself.
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BLUE JOINED THE CHAT
UMBER JOINED THE CHAT
UMBER: Hey! I haven't seen you around, I'm Umber,
BLUE: I'm bLUE aBA dEE abA doO.
UMBER: UHm- I'm brown?
BLUE: COOL.
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DERPSTALKER JOINED THE CHAT
DERPSTALKER: Dead chat.
PEACEMAKER JOINED THE CHAT
PEACEMAKER: Darkstalker! Is that you?
DERPSTALKER: wuh? no I made this account to freak out my friends.
PEACEMAKER: Then who are you...?
DERPSTALKER: UH GOTTA GO-!
DERPSTALKER LEFT THE CHAT
BURPSTALKER JOINED THE CHAT
BURPSTALKER: C'MON, where did Mightyclaws go? I WAS GONNA FREAK HIM OUT.
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SLURPSTALKER JOINED THE CHAT
SLURPSTALKER: Did you see where Mightyclaws and Fearless went?
PEACEMAKER: UH- uhm they're touring... fanfictons?
SLURPSTALKER: SNORT. Probably of themselves.
SLURPSTALKER LEFT THE CHAT
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Tell me if you like it so far, and if I should continue in the comments!
Category:Fanfictions
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Category:Fanfictions (Incomplete)
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