Coffee Talks, Week 1 (The CACG) (05/23/2022)

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These audio transcripts are for intelligence purposes only. Any unauthorized access will result in immediate demotion and/or termination of employment. These transcripts are from audio recorders in the GEO-7 lounge room, all occupants are made aware that their conversations will be recorded in public areas inside their contracts prior to employment. Participants will hereby be referred to by their codenames assigned by division.
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== [Audio Transcript #001] - (05/23/2022) ==
[AUDIO ID: Two operatives walk into the lounge area, Operative BROADSWORD and Operative GALILEO]
BROADSWORD: "Man, I'm fucking tired after that drill. You're lucky they don't work you eggheads like us."
GALILEO: "Oh please. Dealing with these half the things we find out in the field is a headache itself."
[AUDIO ID: GALILEO operates a coffee machine in the lounge]
GALILEO: "Decaf, right?"
BROADSWORD: "Right, thanks."
GALILEO: "You know, Administration's been buzzing. Word has that they're gonna be offering staff vacations to A-010 to boost morale. Should be a paradise planet if I've ever heard it."
BROADSWORD: "No shit?! I've always wanted to pet one of those dog things!"
GALILEO: "Maybe we'll get lucky enough to go. Tired as hell having to just look at these things through a telescope."
BROADSWORD: "Of course you'd default to nerd shit."
[Audio Transcript End ]
== [Audio Transcript #002] - (05/29/2022) ==
[AUDIO ID: One operative walks into the lounge area, Operative VOID]
VOID: "Shit, last time I try eating anything those lab techs offer me."
[AUDIO ID: VOID operates the hot drinks machine, footage shows hot chocolate.]
VOID: "Cold chocolate? Can't believe this thing's broken again, Jesus."
[VIDEO ID: VOID picks up a marshmallow from the topping station, imparting a spin consistent with A-004 ("Gyros") before dropping it in the drink.]
VOID: "Ahh, that's better. Just warm enough."
[SITE SYSTEM DATA: Containment breach alarm sounds shortly after VOID finishes his drink.]
VOID: "Welp. Looks like this break's getting cut short."
[Audio Transcript End ]
== [Audio Transcript #003] - (06/04/2022) ==
[AUDIO ID: Two operatives walk into the lounge area, Operative FLINTLOCK and Operative EUCLID]
EUCLID: "Hey, you heard about the casino Multiversal Operations sent that email about?"
FLINTLOCK: "A-067? Pretty sure I heard about it a while back. [ESTOC] was reprimanded for going there, poor fool."
EUCLID: "He gambled in there? Did he lose?! You gotta tell me man!"
[AUDIO ID: FLINTLOCK operates the hot drinks machine, footage shows two cups of coffee.]
FLINTLOCK: "Shit, alright. It sounds stupid, but to make some quick cash he bet his 'happiest memories.' When the recovery team found him, he was laying down on the floor sobbing, muttering something about his 'summer days' before going catatonic. Crazy stuff."
[AUDIO ID: EUCLID and FLINTLOCK both go silent, approximately 54 seconds.]
EUCLID: "Arthur's fuckin ghost, that sounds horrible."
FLINTLOCK: "Just another day in the life, I guess."
[Audio Transcript End ]
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