Chipper/Quotes

== In Break Narmer - Sneaky Sabatoge ==
=== When removing Narmer Veil ===
* Chipper: "Ahhhhhhh!" 
* Chipper: "YYYYYYYaaaaGHHH what the ALL bloody AS hell ONE you playin' at?!" 
* Chipper: "You. With the face like a robber's dog. That thing on your wrist's a muckin' threat, ya weapon. Gimmie ten minutes with it and ya less likely ta deglove someone's head with it! Ah me face." 
==In Drifter's Camp==
===Introduction===
*Chipper: "How do. Handle's Chipper. Kahl says you're a good sort. Bloke's dim as a 2-watt bulb but you don't kill as many people as he has without learning a little somethin' about human nature. So: guns, bits and pieces. Even got an archon shard or two lyin' around somewhere. I also do mods. Did all me own, actually. Stuff goin' into debt when a fella's got a perfectly good workshop and a handsaw lyin' around. Neighbors did not like the screamin', not one bit let me tell you. Tell ya how I got me head off sometime. There's a story. Anyway, what can I get ya for?" 
===Idle===
*Chipper: "How do. Need a shooter?" 
*Chipper: "What you see what I got. Shooters, mods, all untraceable 'cos they're all stolen." 
*Chipper: "Passing this stuff onto you was the previous owner's dyin' wish. I assume. Any stains are purely decorative." 
*Chipper: "Guns, shooters, instruments of extreme violence. I don't do those things no more - promised me dear Mum I was done with all that. Facilitatin' on the other hand..." 
===Greetings===
*Chipper: "Howzit." 
*Chipper: "Matey. What's on ya mind?" 
*Chipper: "Matey. No rubbish here, checked it all meself, yeah." 
*Chipper: "How'd I get the name? Let's just say... it's nothin' ta do with me sunny disposition." 
*Chipper: "Every firearm verified primo. Quite a rude shot meself, nothin' here I wouldn't trust me life to, yeah." 
*Chipper: "How do matey. Whaddya think of a the look of these? Go on! Pick it up, try it out! You'll be tickled pink!" 
*Chipper: "Why am I here? Ah. y'know. Lack of oversight primarily. Yeah." 
*Chipper: "C'mon matey. Get over here, c'mon. Show ya what all the fuss is about." 
*Chipper: "Grineer, eh? Look at the size of that mucker. Oof. I was in a dark alley I would not like the look of that. So, what can I do ya for?" 
*Chipper: "Everyone wants to know why a Solaris is way out here... fraternizin' with Grineer. Didn't amputate all me parts for untraceables just to spill me guts to space kids, now did I? Stickybeak. So you want somethin' or what?" 
*Chipper: "Wasn't always in this line a work, no, ya little stickybeak. Just a, uh, let's say... a humble 'sanitary engineer'. Heh. Yeah." 
*Chipper: "Most a these jokers just want somethin' that goes bang on one end and boom where they point it." 
*Chipper: "Know what I like about the Grineer? They don't ask questions." 
*Chipper: "C'mon over, matey. No need to be scared of ol' Chipper. C'mon. C'mon." 
*Chipper: "These pieces are all straight doers. Nothin' arty farty." 
*Chipper: "Me guns are as good as me word and nobody question's Chipper's word. Nobody with a brain in their 'ead anyway." 
*Chipper: "You don't get into my line of work without collecting a few death marks. That Corpus nonce over there asked me if I ever get scared. Get scared? Mate, I sawed me own head off. If somebody's gonna scare me, they gonna have to do a lot worse than that." 
*Chipper: "The love of my life was a custom-gripped retooled bore(?) loaded with solid shells. Got me into a lot of trouble that one did." 
*Chipper: "Na-uh, I'm not mad. Just bad. To quote me late mum." 
*Chipper: "Supposed it was lucky Kahl finding me like that. Typically, when I get lucky it ends with me shooting my way out of town." 
*Chipper: "Survival 101 sunshine. Beg for mercy, do something weird, then shoot them in the head. Take advantage of the old processing lag." 
*Chipper: "Don't mind old Horrek. Knew a few milk drinkers just like him in the box. Those I shared a rack with and their fellow imbeciles thought of them as easy marks. But fellows like Horrek, you get a lot more from them if you just let them be. Better conversation too, and no mistake." 
*Chipper: "Knew a bloke inside doing five years for indolence. Always reading the Corpus Tenets, any Granum material the guards will give him. I asked him why? He just looked at me: "Know your enemy." What did he do? Got out, got a job in the Corpus vault, murdered the entire branch with a pen. Hilarious." 
*Chipper: "Did me time in the Corpus isolation tanks, yeah? Lots of it. They just kept adding weeks to me sentence. Not 'cos I earned it. 'cos none of the Corpus screws wanted to be the one to open the door when I was done." 
*Chipper: "Spent a lot of time in no-horse towns but this place takes the cake. Yeah, the kind of rackbag settlement's so empty you could fire plasma cannon down their one street. Not hit a soul. But if you did, you'd be doing them a favor. Hahaha." 
===Browse Wares===
*Chipper: "Can only give ya what I got in stock. Me stock level depends on how well ol' Kahl and his imaginary girlfriend do on his little outings. Good week lotsa stock. Lotsa stock ya more likely to get what ya need." 
*Chipper: "Pretty much everything Kahl dropped off." 
*Chipper: "Take what you need, give those Narmer idiots a bit of a touch up." 
*Chipper: "Nothin' fancy, but top shelf in my book." 
*Chipper: "See anythin' ya like the look of?" 
*Chipper: "Stolen? Perish the thought. Spoils of war, mate." 
*Chipper: "Everythin' here does the job. Dead set." 
====Idling====
*Chipper: "You havin' a go? Pick somethin'." 
*Chipper: "I don't do special orders, princess. What you see is what you get." 
*Chipper: "You right?" 
====Leaving without Purchasing====
*Chipper: "Suit y'self." 
*Chipper: "Ya don't like what I got, take it up with Kahl." 
*Chipper: "Well la-di-dah." 
====Leaving after Purchasing====
*Chipper: "Now get to work." 
*Chipper: "What, you want me to wrap it for you?" 
*Chipper: "There you go." 
===Farewells===
*Chipper: "See ya later." 
*Chipper: "Yep." 
*Chipper: "No worries." 
===Exclusive Dialogue===
====Rank 5 - Home====
=====Re-introduction=====
*Chipper: "Hey, matey. Boo! Ah you're a good sort aren't ya. Expected ya ta stick a knife in Kahl's back before long, but ya never did. Had me eye on ya, woulda hated killin' a good customer. Nah, reckon we're cut from the same cloth. We're real mates aren't we, yeah. Real mates. Don't ever forget it." 
=====Greetings=====
*Chipper: "Matey! Matey mate mate." 
*Chipper: "See that bruiser over there? Reckon he's a plant. Best take him out, knees first I reckon. Safe side." 
*Chipper: "You ever listen to that Nora bird on the wireless? On and on about the how's and the why's? Why's it like this, why's it like that? Why? Why? I'll tell you why, darlin'. Bad luck. Wrong place wrong time that's all she wrote." 
*Chipper: "Corpus. Bloody Corpus. Namby pamby starched shirts. Like insultin' the bloke like me they do. Paid more than a few a visit in me time." 
*Chipper: "Miss me scars I do. Gunshot, vibroblade. Icepick; one in the lung, one in the shoulder. Plasma cutter to the knee, timing wire across the neck. Good little conversation starters." 
*Chipper: "I remember the first fella pulled a gun on me. Told 'im I'd take it off 'im and stick it up his arse. So he shot me. Bit of a lesson there." 
*Chipper: "See anything you like the look of?" 
*Chipper: "People comin' an' goin', thinkin' they know what makes me tick. They don't know what makes me tick. Spend time alone with me an' a workshop maybe you'll learn what makes me tick." 
*Chipper: "Yeah. Glad to have me rough days behind me. In retrospect. Was good at it. But blood? Never did like the sight a blood. No thank you." 
*Chipper: "People think this war's gonna end. This war's not gonna end! Na-ah! To win a war right, ya gotta want somethin' more than the other bloke AND ya gotta be okay with never livin' ta see it. Pfeh. These types too soft in my book. Lack commitment." 
*Chipper: "Round 'ere just watch for the odd low-flyin' knife and you'll be right. Sometimes I push back, give 'em a little touch up, "go on, get a bit a that in ya". Give 'em a good hidin'. These Grineer got rocks in their 'eads, they don't like it but that's whatcha get, right?" 
*Chipper: "Bafflin' that I make a livin' doin' this. They got a gun you got a gun, they got a knife you got a knife. So ya shoot and stab each other. Ridiculous. Still, if we didn't have guns an' knives I guess we'd just, I dunno, be hittin' each other with rocks. Human desire for rectification, yeah." 
==In Archon Hunt Defense==
=== Introduction ===
* Chipper: "Morning, sunshine! Got the short stick, did ya? Get a move on, then."
* Chipper: "Sent you, did they? Righto. This'll be good for a laugh."
* Chipper: "Yeah, it's me. You want a job done right, kneecap every mucker between you and whatever "right" is."
* Chipper: "Howzit goin'!? Lead on, matey."
=== Next wave ===
* Chipper: "I think you just annoyed them, matey."
* Chipper: "I kinda suspect this may take a turn for the worse."
* Chipper: "Yeah, I think they're gonna make a day-a this."
* Chipper: "Ya not likely to get mercy from someone who's never been shown it, now are ya?"
* Chipper: "What they are not lacking is tenacity."
* Chipper: "Stop sweating, Margaret. Scan's doing fine. I'm old enough and ugly enough to do two mucking things at once."
* Chipper: "See, now they're just taking it personal."
=== Half of waves completed ===
* Chipper: "Scan's uh, yeah, scan's about half-done, I reckon."
=== Last wave ===
* Chipper: "I think she's just about good, matey. Scan's coming along, nicely. Just give it another minute, I reckon."
=== Objective complete ===
* Chipper: "There you go. One Archon, co-ordinates and all. Pretty as a mucking dinner."
=== Idle ===
* Chipper: "Listen... You smell something?"
* Chipper: "Don't get sleepy, matey. In my experience, that's when bodies start hittin' the floor."
* Chipper: "Good time for a smoke break, I reckon."
=== Enemy spotted ===
* Chipper: "Come and have a go, you mucking imbecile."
* Chipper: "Oh, someone needs some sense knocked into 'em."
* Chipper: "Oh, this fella's feelin' lucky."
* Chipper: "Look at that tryhard wanker!"
* Chipper: "You can try it, sunshine, but you will not like where it goes."
* Chipper: "Someone's been a smartarse. Try it on, you little prick!"
=== Enemy eliminated ===
* Chipper: "There ya' go! Have yourself a little learnin' moment."
* Chipper: "Ooo! Messy!"
* Chipper: "I don't hold a grudge. Once they're dead, bygones are bygones!"
=== Under fire ===
* Chipper: "One at a time, me darlings, one at a time."
* Chipper: "Come on, fellas! This is getting boring!"
* Chipper: "Keep shooting, sweetheart. Who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky."
* Chipper: "Yeah, better men than you have tried, ya wanker!"	
* Chipper: "I take a welder to ya, but the gas makes me nose run!"
=== Downed ===
* Chipper: "I do not like that. Not one bit."
* Chipper: "Oi! Give us a hand. No hospitals!"
* Chipper: "Not looking good for ol' Chipper, matey."
* Chipper: "They got me. Give 'em credit, though. That was some nice speedwork."
* Chipper: "I've had worse. This might be lights out for ol' Chipper."
* Chipper: "Oi! If I don't make it, bury me... under the old... Maprico... tree..."
=== After being Revived ===
* Chipper: "Feelin' a bit crook, but she'll be alright, she'll be alright."
* Chipper: "You're a good sword, aren't ya?"
* Chipper: "Nah, nah, nah, no worries, no worries."
=== Death ===
* Chipper: "(groans)"
* Chipper: "(groans)"
* Chipper: "(groans)"
* Chipper: "Well... would you... look at that... (groans)"
* Chipper: "Ah... what? (groans)"
==Removed==
*Chipper: "Got Archon Shards if you're interested. Only one previous owner. Ha ha HA!" 
Category:Quotes