Simple Ways

Guest: Tanya Roberts and Toni Collette 
musical guest - Jennifer Lopez
== Quotes ==
This news may be difficult for our viewers to believe, because we have reports that mythical centaurs have been spotted in the north.
Take a look at this photo, it appears to show a herd of centaurs trotting up a mountain.
However, there are some doubts about eyewitness Nathan's story and photo evidence.
Police suspect the photo has been foaled with. We hope Nathan wasn't horsing around.
Meltman: "They're amazing!"
Thundergirl: "They're incredible!"
Stinky Diver (About to shoot his spear gun at one of the dinosaurs): "They're toast!"
Bill the Lab Guy: "Banzai!" (Jumps on Stinky and snatches his spear gun from him) "Please do not feed or maim the dinosaurs when visiting Yurplastic Park. Thank you." (Tosses Stinky's spear gun into the lake)
Stinky Diver: "Blimey! Is the League about to become a buffet for a B-Movie behemoth?"
Narrator: "Err... that's what I was gonna say. Stay tuned for the action-gnawed conclusion of Action League Now!
Jimmy McGee: So you jumped out
Erica: (sighs) Haven't you ever felt like the world would be better off without you?
Jimmy McGee: No. The world needs me.
Narrator: "Dino; whacko, hero; snacko! Can the league escape a similar fate?" (The T-Rex eats the Action League) "No way, Jacko!"
Admiral: "Prepare to commence bombing!"
Chief: "You can't, Admiral! The Action League's still over there!"
Admiral: "I've got my orders, Chief!"
Chief: "Oh, well. I tried."
Admiral: "Commence bombing!"
Bill the Lab Guy: "Wait, you can't! Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels!"
Admiral: "Sequels? Cancel that order, Gunner, we've got a franchise to protect!
Bill the Lab Guy, The Flesh, Thundergirl, Stinky Diver, and Meltman: "Yay!"
Narrator: "Not nearly the end."
Toni Collette: that was good, or was it that song getting stuck to your head? (Sings off key) La-la la-la, la-la la-la, laaaa!
Jimmy McGee: And cut! That was a big finish doing a jingle 
Jodie: Get this, It is 10:00 AM, the bell rings, and all of a sudden, BAM! the children at barge out of the school doors. 
Zach: yes, shes got tentacles on her mouth. Let me explain.
(music starts)
Zach: I miss the way, Emily said hello!
By hoofing me, in the kiwis!
I miss the daytime, when she moved so slow.
June: Ooh, ooh.
Zach: Cause other times, she'd get freaky!
Oh, Emily! Oh, baby! I...I miss you so!
Oh, my little Emily. Why'd I ever let you go?
June: Actually, she was absent in the episode
Zach: I miss her smile, and the way she liked to bite
on my arm, when there was trouble-
Which was all the time. (laughs)
Oh, I miss the way, she'd always say goodnight.
June: Ooh, Ooh.
Zach: And boot me in the kiwis, double! Ouch.
Oh, Emily! Oh, babe! I...I miss you so.
Oh, my little Emily!
Why'd I ever let you go?
Why'd I ever let you go?
audience members (Genevieve): Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for
audience members (Genevieve, Zachary, Robert, Amber and Teala): Jennifer Lopez!
(crowd cheers
Jennifer Lopez: Let me introduce you to my party people
In the club...
If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
If you're a party freak then step on the floor
If you're an animal then tear up the floor
Break a sweat on the floor
Yeah we work on the floor
Don't stop, keep it moving
Put your drinks up!
Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
You know we're running tonight on the floor
Brazil, Morocco
London to Ibiza
Straight to L.A., New York
Vegas to Africa
Dance the night away
Live your life and stay young on the floor
Dance the night away
Grab somebody, drink a little more
La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
I know you got it, clap your hands on the floor
And keep on rockin', rock it up on the floor
If you're a criminal, kill it on the floor
Steal it quick on the floor
On the floor
Don't stop, keep it moving
Put your drinks up!
It's getting ill, it's getting sick on the floor
We never quit, we never rest on the floor
If I ain't wrong, we'll probably die on the floor
Brazil, Morocco
London to Ibiza
Straight to L.A., New York
Vegas to Africa
Dance the night away
Live your life and stay young on the floor
Dance the night way
Grab somebody, drink a little more
La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
(crowd cheers)
June: Jennifer Lopez everybody!
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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