Among Us Fannon 177: Self Proclaimed Captain

Cast:
Player
Mr Egg
Cappin
TheWhiteGentleman
Not Lime
Mr Cheese
Engineer
Script:
*it takes place in the lobby*
Player: ugh, another loss for the crewmates
Mr Egg: yeah, it's just the same ol' same ol'
Not Lime: hay amigos like the way i won as the impostor?
Player: yeah, sure I guess?
Not Lime: good, you'll get used to my winning streaks
*Not Lime walks away from Player and Mr Egg*
Mr Egg: ok, now i get you why you two have been having some afflictions
Player: he's like Bro all off a sudden...
Mr Egg: when did this start happening?
Player: on Discord this morning, he sent messages about how dumb the crew is...
Mr Egg: AH! I see! Maybe he'll stop if we get more people to join, like some newbies!
*join sound plays behind them as someone loads in*
Player: hm?
TheWhiteGentleman: ah who is this specimen?
*Cappin death stairs TheWhiteGentleman*
*Mr Egg and Player walk up to him*
Mr Egg (whisper): see, i told you new people will help!
Player: no idiot, that's just Capatin!
Cappin: hm? Captain? Say what, your conundrums are painting me pink! Your logic seems misfortuned, i go by the name "Cappin"
Player(whisper): wowza, Capatin would never be that smart!
Player: so uh, whats your stats, uh Cappin?!
Cappin: ah yes another begger! Have you not seen them on my newest episode off "Lore Of Space" documentary on TV?
*Player and Mr Egg shake their heads*
Cappin: lackers hay? Nah I'm slaking a joke, I've never lost!
Player: wow so your pretty goo- SAY WHAT
*Mr Cheese Zooms Over*
Mr Cheese: owww, this guy seems so awsome!
Cappin: what map has been selected?
Mr Egg: i set is Airship!
Cappin: agh, alright, those ladder campers boil my pot i swear!
Mr Egg: well I can-
Cappin: I'm a master, I don't let ANYTHING block my path victory!
-There is 2 imposters among us-
Cappin: everyone commence forth!
Player(Whisper): jeez Mr Egg hear that, thats like a birtish saying, so not only do you know he has crooked teeth, but hes smart!
Mr Egg: Hay!
Player: Well it looks good on you...
*Cappin runs over*
Cappin: tsk, tsk, tsk, episode 234 off my documentary woudl descibe why you shouldn't stay as a two pack and not follow my orders!
Player: uh, so sorry sir!
Mr Egg: never happen again sir....
Cappin: good....
*walks away slowly*
Player: jeez, that was, uh, creepy....
Mr Egg: yeah...
Player: ah heck! I have so many tasks! Mr Egg what the heck are these settings!
Mr Egg: sorry!!!
Player: ah nevermind that, we have tasks to complete, and with this guy on our side we're winners! 
Mr Egg: mhm
Player: ok let's split up like he said, we'll need up once we complete all our tasks in the Vault, got it?
Mr Egg: sounds groovy!
*Player goes from gaproom to main hall*
Alright simple decontamination task!
-DEAD BODY REPORT-
Everyone [excluding Mr Egg]: where?
Mr Egg: I found it in the cargo bay, Not Limes dead body was on the Vault task!
Cappin: alright, ok! After some quick maths and algebra I've come to the conclusion that TheWhiteGentleman has killed Not Lime
Engineer: hay that's my thing-
TheWhiteGentleman: *sweats* ugh, what no its not me-
Cappin: please, I saw you near a vent that leases directly to cargo, and you broke a rule of being sus number 78: doing a task to fast! You faked that sort files task, i know because you took 0.42 milliseconds longer than average people!
Mr Cheese: ugh, what
Engineer: you idiots it's obvious this loonatic is ripping my style!-
Mr Egg: wow, i am loosing braincells...
Mr Cheese: hay uh how do I vent like Mr Egg?
Everyone[excluding Mr Egg and Mr Chese and Cappin]: GASP
Player: VOTE HIM!!!
Cappin: guys no don't do that! It's a obvious manipulation move-
-Mr Egg Wasnt The Imposter-
Mr Cheese: oh whoops classic Mr Chese, right guys
[everyone excluding Cappin]: yup hahahah
Cappin: argh! You idiots!
[Everyone leaves excluding Player and Cappin]
Player: hey pall what's wrong?
Cappin: oh it's these people you play with i mean seriously cmon!
Player: yeah I hate not getting wins because of them!
*Cappin pulls out vital ipad*
Player: ahh, scientist, huh?
Cappin: yup I can tell TheWhiteGentleman is the imposter his heart rates different by 2 decibels, I'm a genuis aren't i Play man?
Player: ugh, yes now let's vote him off!
-EMERGENCY MEETING-
Cappin: listen its 100% TheWhiteGentleman, pleae guys belive me!
Mr Cheese: hmmmm
Cappin thinks to himself: normally idiots accept the term "if not him vote me"
Cappin: if not him vote m-
*everyone votes TheWhiteGentleman*
-TheWhiteGentleman was an imposter-
*Player spawns in cargo*
Player: I'm so happy we gave this guy on our si-
-EMERGENCY MEETING-
Mr Cheese: anyone wanan vote our Cappin just because?
[everyone excluding Cappin]: sure!
Player: oops, I didn't mean that...
Cappin: WHAT, NO!
-Cappin Was Not An Impostor-
*Player and Mr Cheese spawn In the kitchen*
Player: MR CHEESE!!!
Mr Cheese: wassup
Player: he was our only hope!!!
Mr Cheese: whoops really?!
Player: YES!
Player: well we do have Engineer but he's old news...
-vent flys open- 
Engineer: any last words Player?!
Player: but, oh no, Cappins winning streak!
Engineer: exactly, he's a knock off of me and Captain, so he can't eat this loss!
*Engineer stabs Player*
-THE END-