Twist the Knife (Kids of Mobius)/Script

Twist and Twirl: they go to the Restoration HQ "Hello, Jewel!"
Jewel: "Oh, boy, not those kids. Be careful, Restoration."
Tangle: "Well, my girls are as crazy as I am. I don't need to be careful when I have to deal with their antics everyday." she whispers to the audience "Also, confidentially, I love most of their antics and join some of their games."
Twist: "What is the mission this time? Do we have to invade Eggman's yellow submarine? Do we have to hold his hand?"
Lanolin: "With you around, it'd be a hard day's night for us."
Twirl: "But you can get through it! It'd be easy, since all you need is love."
Jewel: "Yeah, you're right."
Twist: "Anyways, what do we have to do?"
Jewel: "Well, according to this chart..." she showed a line graph of poverty in Sunset City after the Eggman War
Twist: she gasps "Oh no! Please breathe!" she gives Jewel an asthma inhaler
Jewel: "I'm not even close to death, Twist."
Twirl: "Oh."
Jewel: "Not much progress in charity in Sunset City, even though poverty rate hasn't increased by much either over these past years, but here's what you can do. I have a safe containing the things these poor people need. Crack it open. I've been trying so hard for 5 hours to open it."
Twirl: she cracks the safe open
Jewel: "Thank you."
Twist: she puts Jewel in the safe and puts her in an emergency glass saying "In case of actual crises, break glass"
Whisper: she busts the glass and the safe open
Twist: "Next time, put these in a container. You don't need to be all safe about this. As long as your base can't be found, that's what matters."
Jewel: "Good point."
Twirl: "Can you please take care of my pet Zeti?"
Jewel: "That's obviously Zazz. No way. Are you gonna..."
Zazz broke out of the cage and attacked the HQ
Jewel: "You know what? You're better off being Eggman's assistant."
Lanolin: "Yeah. You've caused enough trouble for us."
Twist: "OK! We're gonna help Eggman."
Lanolin: "Go ahead."
Twirl: she gets out a cannon and sends herself and Twist to Eggman's base
Eggman: "So you want to be my assistant, eh?"
Twist and Twirl: "Of course we do! Of course we do!"
Eggman: "How do you defeat those 2 hedgehogs, that fox, and the echidna?"
Twirl: "Well we have a ton of ways of going about this."
Twist: "Sonic-specific method: lure him with a chili dog stand." she shows Eggman a bunch of "chili" dogs and a stand
Eggman: "Oh! I think that's a good idea!" he puts up a chili dog stand
Sonic: he ran to the chili dog stand
Eggman: "Wanna buy some chili dogs?"
Sonic: "Oh! That's a great idea!" he gets one of the chili dogs and throws it at him
The "chili" dog explodes on Eggman
Sonic: "It tastes flat."
Eggman: "Ugh..."
Twist: "Here's a Tails-specific code. Hack his main computer. The password is milesperhour."
Eggman: he clicks on "add an account" and presses "sign in" and types Tails' account mail and password
Twirl: "May I do the favors in controlling his robot control website?"
Eggman: "Sure, assistant."
Twirl: she presses the "launch missile button" and destroys Eggman's volcanic base
Eggman: "NO! MY VOLCANIC BASE!"
Twirl: "Sorry."
Twist: "Let's get to the Knuckles specific method. Swarm that tank."
Eggman: "Sure!" he sends his robot army to go after Knuckles
Twist: she goes to one of the Egg Pawns "That Buzz Bomber stole your fuel drink."
Egg Pawn: he tried attacking the Buzz Bomber
Motobug: "Nobody hurts my friend!" he attacked the Egg Pawn
Lots of choppers bit the Egg Pawns, who were trying to attack back as the Egg Pawns
After that, all of the robots started fighting each other before all of them got destroyed by the intense infighting
Knuckles: "OK, that was a weird attempt to attack me, Eggman. You aren't gonna steal the Chaos Emeralds or the Master Emerald if your robots are attacking each other like this."
Eggman's Base
Eggman: "And how about Amy?"
Twist: "That's a tricky one."
Milkwoman: "She can't be hacked, and that went wrong. She can't be tricked. And also you just wasted a ton of robots trying to defeat Sonic."
Twirl: "How about make a giant copy robot that has all of Amy's powers?"
Milkwoman: "Your new assistants have a better idea than I do, Eggman."
Eggman: "It's a good idea, though it will take a lot of research."
Twist: "Well, that required a lot of brain power. I'm going to go to therapy. Goodbye, Eggman! I'll come back to you later when my therapy is done."
Eggman: he catches the two by the tails "You aren't going anywhere after all of your incompetence. I'm giving you two some upgrades."
Twirl: "I'm excited! What are they?"
Eggman: he puts the two in his roboticizing cell "You two are imprisoned until I roboticize you two."
Twist: "I get that you're old, but you forgot that you locked us outside."
Eggman: "Oh, wait." he unlocks the cell "Now get in here!" he pointed towards the floor
Twist and Twirl went out of the cell and locked Eggman inside of it
Twist: she cries "Please tell my mother that I'll miss her, my friends, and all that!"
Eggman: "With pleasure. I enjoy their suffering."
Twirl: she turned on the roboticizing machine
Eggman: "What the-"
The machine roboticized Eggman
Twist: she painted the words "Eggman Base Destroyer" on the now roboticized Eggman
Eggman: he destroyed all of his own bases and his entire empire, saving everyone from his own clutches
A lot of people cheered
Tangle: "YOU DID IT GIRLS! YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!" she hugged them with her tail
Whisper: "Jewel's idea is the greatest."
Twist: "What idea?"
Tangle: "It's best we don't tell you."
Twirl: "Tell us! Tell us!"
Whisper: "She used you to defeat that man."
Twist: "What a woman! What a woman! She's done her duty and-" she gasps "WE HAVE BEEN USED?"
Whisper: "She did it for noble reasons."
Twirl: "OK, then..."
Twist: "Anyways, with Eggman gone, the Restoration HQ doesn't need to exist no more." she ran to the Restoration HQ at a high speed and covered it with explosives
Jewel: she gasps as she saw the base get covered with explosives and calls Tails
Tails: "Yes?"
Jewel: "The Restoration HQ is about to be gone!"
Tails: "Even though Eggman is defeated, we still need it!" he goes to the Restoration HQ and turns all of the surfaces into metal with his "Steel Transformation Formula (doesn't work on organic lifeforms, items, or anything that isn't part of a building or tower)"
The dynamites exploded, but did not work on the building
Amy: "Why are you trying to destroy the Restoration HQ?"
Sonic: "Yeah, couldn't you just repurpose it for something?"
Twirl: "Oh! Right."
Twist: "Then we'll make it our new residence."
Amy: she looks annoyed
Twirl: "OK, then, bye!"
The two lemurs ran away
Amy: "And why is it now pure steel?"
Tails: "The Lemur Twins tried to blow it up."
Twist and Twirl went back to Amy and Tails
Twist: "Although you could expand your domain like in that anime if you want that."
Amy: "OK, wise cracker."
Silver: "Domain expansion!"
Amy: "That's right, Silver. We need some domain expansion."
The three expanded the Restoration HQ's domain in 5 seconds
Tails: "We marry technology and magic and make sure they never divorce."
Twist: "And what's their wedding ring?"
Amy: "Don't even think about it." she got out her hammer
Twirl: "Woah, woah, woah! Are you trying to do something to the two lemurs that literally saved the world?"
Amy: "Sorry."
Lanolin: "Good job, by the way. We may dedicate an event to you two little heroines."
Event
A lot of people were just playing around and the party was a mess
Lanolin and Jewel: "Why can't we be formal and respect them?"
Twist: "Because formal is lame, craze is our game."
Tangle: "I came up with that idea for my two little girls."
Sonic: he threw apple juice at Amy and laughed "I'm enjoying myself so much."
Amy: "Oh, want to play? Let's play."
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy threw lots of fruit juices and food at each other
Cream: "Well, I don't know if I should join this or not, but hey, at least Eggman is gone. Well, at least for a while."
The End!
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