Cheese, Sauce, Crust

Cheese, Sauce, Crust is the third episode of the second season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 19th episode overall. It was written by and directed by , and aired on July 6th, 2021 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[We begin with an exterior shot of the apartment door and we cut immediately to the interior where Patrick, SpongeBob, Carl, Steve and Gary are all partying.]
Patrick: So, what are we partying about?
SpongeBob: We’re back!
Patrick: Wait really?
Carl: You guys were on vacation for a while.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I think the pizza--
Patrick: PIZZA?! THERE’S GONNA BE PIZZA?!
SpongeBob: Well yea, can’t have a party without pizza!
Patrick: WOOO BOY!
[3 hours later. All of the guys are attempting to dance but they’re all sweaty and tired.]
Patrick: (cough) So, Pizza?
SpongeBob: (checks his phone) Well it should be here. It says it’s here.
Carl: But it’s not.
Steve: Maybe someone took it before it arrived?
[Patrick runs and locks the door, turns around.]
Patrick: NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL WE FIND THE CULPRIT!
SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick
Patrick: No! Someone here obviously loves pizza so much that they ate it before it ever arrived.
[All of the guys look at each other.]
Carl: And how do you know it was one of us?
Patrick: Easy, one of you could’ve easily met the pizza guy downstairs during one of your “bathroom breaks” and swiped the pizza, eaten it on the stairs, gotten rid of the evidence, and snuck back in here without me noticing!
SpongeBob: Come on Patrick I'm sure they’re just late.
Patrick: NO! We’re gonna be doing the escape room game until I know who took the pizza.
Steve: But, if your theory is true, we know how to get out of the room.
Patrick: Well, no, with the door closed and locked, the only way out is a multi-story drop through the window.
Carl: Now that’s dark.
[Hours pass. Everyone’s sleeping except for SpongeBob and Patrick.]
Patrick: So, you’re sure it wasn’t you?
SpongeBob: YES! I never touched any pizza!
Patrick: Well, just to make sure, check the pizza tracker.
SpongeBob: The what?
Patrick: You know, it lets you track the pizza status.
SpongeBob: Oh really? Cool! Let me check…
[He checks his phone, his eyes widen and his face drops. Carl and Steve wake up.]
Carl: (yawn) Did you find the “culprit” yet?
SpongeBob: So, (laughs nervously) promise you wont be mad.
Steve: Why?
SpongeBob: The pizza was sent to the room below us.
[Steve, Patrick and Carl all look at each other, jumpcut to plates and they’re all dishing each other some pizza.]
Carl: Nothing like a good pizza.
SpongeBob: Yea, it’d be nice, (reveal to SpongeBob is the pizza) if I WASN’T THE PIZZA!
[End.]
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