Patrick Buys a Restaurant

Patrick Buys a Restaurant is a fanon episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star. It was written by MrScience12
==Transcript==
(Patrick enters the Barg N' Mart, holding his belly)
Cashier: Are you here to order again?
Patrick: You know it, Lenny. I need me some grub. It's lunch time!
Cashier: My name's not Lenny! And I told you, this is not a restaurant. This is a store.
Patrick: A store? No way! There's got to be plenty of food in store here. I'll eat like never before!
Cashier: You better not, kid. I'll get security on you.
Patrick: Is that some type of sauce? I'd put that on the food, if I were you. (hops into a pile of bags of worm food; begins chomping away at the contents) This is scrumptious! Got to be new to the meu!
Cashier: Can this get any worse?
(Suddenly, two suited fish enter the store)
Fish 1: Excuse me, sir! Did you eat all those bags of worm food?
Cashier: Finally, some justice.
Patrick: Yep. (burps) In one sitting.
Fish 2: You know what that means. Mr. Star, you have just broken an ocean record!
Patrick: I have?
Fish 1: And the winner of the respective million dollar prize!
(the fish empty a briefcase of money onto Patrick)
Fish 2: What are you gonna do now?
Patrick: (holds up money) I'm gonna turn this storage room into a restaurant!
Cashier: What?! You can't do that! Security!
(two guards enter and lift Patrick into the air)
Guard: Get to work, Lenny!
What a twist!
Category:The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star
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