Cheeto Chicken Crust 5:59 AM (the Album)

== Overview ==
Cheeto Chicken Crust 5:59 AM is Jade Harley's epic rap album. This album was performed live at the four-way cross in Homestuck City.
== Song List ==
Imploding Butterfly
Cape Me Blue
Cape Me Red
Atomic Outgoer
The Gwaurkle
Vernacular Boom
I Think My Engine Is Failing
== Full Album Lyrics/Transcription ==
=== imploding butterfly: ===
screaming for 1 minute
=== cape me blue: ===
i went to the shop
thought about drops
in minecraft when you kill a mob
the shop owner said
please stop
i said no
i bought a blue cape, here i go!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i killed 27 people
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
...
i landed after my trip
called up my friends, hopped in my whip
we drove to mcdonalds on a whim
then i pulled out my cape and said, "watch this"
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
=== cape me red: ===
(that's why your laptop heats up so much when its on your bed!
ohhh that's news to me
the vents cant do ventilation properly...
keep it on hard surfaces
yes!
that would explain a lot)
anyways, im gonna set you on fire
red capes are made for striders
put me on rewind in case i retire
something something something squire
i have to keep rapping to get the money i require
or else i will cspire
i wait until my milk expires
red capes are made for striders MIC DROP!!!!!
=== atomic outgoer: ===
(sullox playing the kazoo in the background)
uh oh yeah
(jade vocalizes)
(jade beatboxes a little)
i left my house
for my house
i got some house
ending house
i threw it on the house
lit up the house
set fire to the house
watched the house
burn DOWWWWWWWWNnnn
the house
oh yeah ooo yeah
the only house left
was my house
but i was sick of
houses
i got a nuke
strapped it to a house
atomic outgoer, thats the name of my
house
doododododoooooo
i singlehandedly
wiped out house
from the english language
last tuesday (this line is added on because i think its funny)
boom
=== the gwaurkle: ===
(last time we improvised you tried to get hatsune miku as our record label)
living on an island wasnt so easy
had to save up for my first pair of yeezys
then i got them dirty staring into the abyss
what i saw wasnt something for lil miss priss
it was the gwaurkle
big mean lean
althought it was green
it was a machine
i was only 13
and the thing scared me
but it doesnt anymore because i have a gun
so I SHOT THE GWAURKLE
in between its slimy eyes
but then i realized
that it was actually my pops
SO I NICKED IT ON TAVROS
cause thats what girlbosses do
gaslighting up the few who think they knew the news
about THE GWAURKLE
shhh no you dont hearts
whips and nae naes
vernacular boom:
EXPLOSION SPECTACULAR
ALL GONE VERNACULAR
VERNACULAR BOOM
DONT SAY THAT IT'S SONIC, IT'S NOT JUST THE PHONICS
IT'S A BIG
BOOM
THE PLANET EXPLODED THE PLANET EXPLODED
THE PLANET EXPLODED THE PLANET EXPLODED
EX-PLO-SION SPECTACULAR OH YES IT'S VERNACULAR
VERNACULAR BOOOOOOM
FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS FROGS
BA DUM BOOOOOOOOM
(KABOOOMCHHH)
VERNACULAR BOOM
=== i think my engine is failing: ===
i drove my car the other day
i have no liscence safe to say
some lunatic thought it'd be funny
to turn my car into a mumme
maybe its cause i am a dummy
i am going to kill that (batterwitch censored) (batterwitch censored)
i mean no im not but my car is not working
i guess something is stirring
cause i think my engine is failing
its getting hard to move my body
when i start to do pilates
because i think my engine is failing
i really gotta stop talking about my murders in my songs
everything could go wrong
instead i will talk about how my mental state is failing
in terms about cars breaking down
i am running out of gas and my windows are smeared
i need a little bit of vacuuming and cleaning i fear
my headlights are dim and im beginn-ing to think that
my engine is failing
BOOM
=== Live Performance ===
here's the original video of the performance that took place. it is deafeningly quiet.
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the only songs it doesn't include is imploding butterfly (which you will just have to imagine) and cape me blue which i captured through a bunch of screenshots instead.