Episode 153: Mario goes on Vacation

"Mario goes on Vacation" is the 153th Episode of Season 3, can you guess what Mario does in this episode?
==Plot Summary==
Mario decides to take a break from all this random and wacky shit and decides to take a vacation in Isle Delfino, Bowser takes wind of this and attempts to take over the Mushroom Kingdom while his greatest adversary is on vacation.
==Transcript==
(Cue OP)
(Mario is seen going on his daily misadventures)
Mario: Ahh..I just-a love traps!
Mario: But now that I-a think about it, I could use a vacation!
(Mario is seen going on his laptop checking for suitable vacation locations)
Mario: Isle Delfino looks nice, I'm-a go there!
(Suddenly, a Koopa Troopa is seen spying on Mario and runs back to Bowser's castle)
Koopa Troopa: Boss! Mario is going on vacation!
Bowser: He is? Perhaps I could use this to my advantage and take over the Mushroom Kingdom! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
(A fly is seen going into Bowser's throat and he then chokes)
Koopa Troopa: Are you okay sir?
Bowser: Yeah...fucking flies, man.
(Cut to Mario chatting with some of his friends)
Mario: Alright-a everyone, I'm-a going on vacation, and since I naturally don't want Bowser to-a fuck everything up, I'm gonna ask some of you to make sure he doesn't. Sonic, you-a guard the castle, Banjo, you-a help Sonic in case he gets distracted....you know-a why...Kirby, you-a guard Toad Town, Geno, you-a look after Bowser's castle so he doesn't-a try to sneak out. Godzilla, you-a guard outside Toad Town
Sonic: You can count on me!
Banjo: I won't fai-
Kazooie: WE.
Banjo: We won't fail you, Mario! Guh huh!
Kirby: Poyo!
Geno: I'll do what I can.
Godzilla: Sure, I guess...
Mario: Okay, goodbye-a everyone!
(Mario is seen flying the Mariocopter to Isle Delfino)
Sonic: ...what now.
Banjo: We should probably guard the castle.
Geno: And I'll make sure Bowser doesn't try to invade us.
Kirby: Poyo!
Godzilla: I'll do what I have to, I guess....
(Cut to Isle Delfino, where Mario lands the Mariocopter)
Mario: Here we-a are! Time for my vacation!
(Insert Mario sitting on a chair on the beach while drinking some milk from a coconut)
Bowser: Hey Jr, come here!
(Bowser Jr. comes in)
Bowser Jr: Yeah dad
Bowser: Go to Isle Delfino and disguise yourself as that shadowy version of Mario to ruin his reputation!
Bowser Jr: You got it dad!
(Bowser Jr. gets in the Koopa Clown Car and flies to Isle Delfino)
Bowser: MWAHAHAHA (Bowser stubs his toe) AH FUCK!
Sonic: Man, this is pretty boring...
Banjo: I agree, but we gotta keep Bowser from causing mayhem somehow!
Sonic: Good thing I brought my Dreamcast, I'm gonna hook it up and play some games.
(Sonic hooks his Dreamcast up to a TV and starts playing it)
(Suddenly, someone taps Sonic on the back)
Sonic: Hmm? Banjo is that yo-
(Someone then puts a bag over Sonic and traps him in it and runs away)
Banjo: Hey Sonic, can I tell you some- huh? Sonic? Where'd he go? Eh, he's probably running around somewhere.
(Cut back to Isle Delfino)
Bowser Jr.: Alright, It's go time! (He puts on his bib and turns into Shadow Mario)
Pianta: Hello there! How do you do?
Shadow Mario: ...
Pianta: What the- (Shadow Mario proceeds to beat him up)
Shadow Mario: Nighty night, heheheheh!
(Various bad deeds later)
Mario: Ah...this is-a the li-
IDPD: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Mario: Huh? What are you-a talking abou-
(Mario is then cuffed)
Mario: WHAT THE HELL? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THOUGH!
IDPD: Tell it to the judge! (Mario is thrown in the back of the IDPD Van)
(Geno is seen observing Bowser watching TV from the window)
Geno: I know you're up to something...
(Geno feels a vibration from his pockets)
Geno: Hello? Oh hey Mario, how are you doing? You got arrested? What for? You've been wrongly accused of several crimes? Oh no! They're letting you have a trial tomorrow and you need a lawyer? Don't worry, I know just the guy. *BEEP*
(Cut to inside a dark room in Bowser's castle)
Sonic: GAH! Where am I?
Nabbit: You're in Bowser's castle, I kidnapped you and placed you here! Next up is that bear, puppet, marshmallow, and lizard!
Sonic: You won't get away with this!
Nabbit: I already have, AHAHHAAH!
(Nabbit exits the room)
Sonic: This is bad...I gotta find away outta here FAST! Luckily, "Fast" is my middle name.
(Sonic keeps trying to break free, but to no avail.)
Sonic: Okay, this may be a problem
(Kirby is seen patrolling Toad Town, he then yawns)
(But he then sees a sign saying "Free Food and runs to it, but then he is quickly knocked out)
(Cut to Mario's jail cell)
Mario: Why did I-a get arrested, anyway?
IDPD: Are you stupid?!
Mario: No, why.
IDPD: You committed murder, robbery, arson, and you said that "Minjos are awesome!"
Mario: I didn't do ANY of that!
IDPD: How do you explain...THIS?!
(the IDPD officer shows pictures of Shadow Mario's various exploits)
Mario: THAT ISN'T ME!
IDPD: I don't care! You're gonna be here for a looooooooooooong time
Mario: Well this-a fucking sucks...
Geno: Well, I called the lawyer, tomorrow is gonna be good. Wait, is that an anvi-
(The anvil drops onto Geno, knocking him out)
Nabbit: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Banjo: Where did everyone go? Kirby, Geno, and Sonic are nowhere to be found!
Godzilla: I don't know...I was here the whole time.
Kazooie: They're probably dead, no one liked them anyway...
Banjo: KAZOOIE!
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