Brandon Minder Anderson

Brandon is a former Exile of the Astronomy Club, Exile of Music Club, and currently an LR Nerd. Played by MORDOK57
==Appearance==
Brandon is a 16 year old geek with acne scars, band-aids, and bruises, he has a rather average build which he has always wanted to improve. He's recently shaved off his messy, dark brown hair.
==Characteristics==
Brandon is erratic, obsessive, and unpredictable. His behavior can drastically waver day by day, with the exception of a rather consistent obsession with hair. Though recently he's been repressing his freakiness.
Brandon struggles horribly in combat, preferring dirty moves and whatever is lying on the ground to escape when he cant win. He likes to throw dirt in peoples eyes, kick them in the nards, and headbutt them in their noses.
==Character Background==
November 17, 1946, 30 year old Johan Wolffe is a German resident of Argentina. He is recruited by the CIA as a head scientist stationed at a black site in Portugal. After a long career, he retires and settles down in Scranton Pennsylvania, where he marries Anne Hanson, an alcoholic housewife. The year is 1964 and 47 year old Johan Wolffe adopts an infant who he names John Anderson, changing his family name to integrate with the U.S.A better... 
John Anderson's parents biological parents died in a rodeo gone wrong. When he was only 19, John found fortune by manipulating stocks, laundering money, and stocks on Wall street, though the feds caught onto his operations after [John Doe] snitched. He crossed the border into Mexico and lives on the streets of Mexico City, where he survived by working for the Sinaloa Cartel. Sadly, a poorly translated statement about El Chapo forced him to cut all ties, snitch, and flee back to the U.S.A where he managed to trick the feds he got off on his charges by being a massive snitch, lame. At 23 he went on vacation to Alberta and married an 18 year old Canadian woman named Kinley Lake after giving her father 70 dollars and a pocket watch he stole from a 7 year old. They both returned to Scranton and ended up giving birth to Brandon Minder Anderson 
1992, July second. Brandon's birth was complete and utter chaos, two nurses broke their fingers when they fist bumped too hard, the doctors ex-wife came in and back handed him after she discovered he was having an affair with 4 other women. If you're wonder why, the doctor (who will remain nameless) had a real sharp jawline, absolute Casanova. He wasn't just handsome, he made immaculate promises to all of these women, honestly if you heard what he said you'd probably fall head over heels as well. 
Brandon was raised mostly by his step-mother Suhaad Muskita, an Indonesian woman his father married while on vacation when he was only three years old. Growing up in a rather strict house, his father setting high standards for the young man, he found there was very little time where he wasn't studying. He was happiest when his step mother brushed and groomed his hair, something about this greatly soothed him, leading him to become rather obsessed with hair. In High School, Brandon fancied a young girl with frizzy black hair and eventually cut off her hair while she was writing her violent communist manifesto, his father found the perfect spot for him. Instead of a juvenile detention center or a therapist, he was sent to Thirlcrest.
He first arrived on the night of March 28th, after the conclusion of the basketball tournament. He'd quickly stumbled down into the pit where he engaged in a light philosophical discussion with a stranger who he hasn't seen since. He had met several new people that night, though the small friends he made he has yet to seen, he struggled to find confidence or joy. He had made a try at joining Varsity football, though maybe his overly rabid behavior that night had played too negative a role in his chances to get in. Crushed and dejected, he found the Astronomy club as his safe haven, there he made a number of friends who he treasures deeply, and a certain friend who he wishes to hit with a pipe. Though after going to a dark place and stalking a girl, he was beaten many times, exiled, and got a terrible haircut. To be fair, he cut peoples hair off before and was an overall freak, give the guy some leeway he's going through it.
Brandon, after a riot, ended up being brutalized and exiled from Outcasts. He spent two weeks in an undisclosed medical institute where he had plenty of time to think about himself, life, others, but mostly just who he was. He soothed his mental state, seeking to be a more orthodox person and aiming to become a respected nerd. Some clever inside connections helped him breezy slide back into Astronomy Club. Though he still often feels moody about his relationships with others. When left alone he tends to talk to himself and convince himself everyone else hates him. 
==Relationships==
=== Yoichi, Paranoid delusion ===
Brandon used to think this pillow as his girlfriend, but he realized that that's weird, and sad, and not good...
===Loretta Webster/ Lorrie, Bestest friend/ Number one arch-rival===
Brandon harbors a grudge against Loretta due to her hand in his exile, his strangulation, and subsequent beatings, he thinks she's smelly!
===Arthur Lopes, his most reasonable friend===
Brandon likes Arthur as a good friend, until he was beaten by a pipe by him. Brandon still thinks of Arthur as a friend, mostly due to a session of hair brushing, he also want to date him...
===Wallace Randleman/ Wally/ Weems, second biggest regret===
Brandon has essentially eviscerated his friendship with Wallace after teaming up with Zachary to jump and beat him, leaving him heavily bruised. Brandon is deeply ashamed about his beating, having performed it in a time of darkness. He doesn't want to date him...
=== Zachary Mathias, his most dedicated friend ===
Brandon is close friends with Zachary, and has found him to be rather dedicated and persistent in his endeavors, supporting him in his failed revenge attempts on Astronomy Club. Brandon has regrets about his manipulation of Zachary. Brandon is despised by Zachary's girlfriend, though his did introduce them to each other. He doesn't really wanna date either of them...
=== Jurgen Mike A. Schultz, acquaintance ===
Brandon knows hardly anything about Schultz, because he doesn't like talking with/about him, he often forgets about his existence. He doesn't want to date him...
=== Donovan King, Uneasy Acquaintance ===
Brandon said that he had a thirty dollar haircut while in a darker part of his life. He doesn't like greasers in general, but he likes this guys face.
=== School Mascot, slight grudge ===
Brandon is upset that he hasn't called his friend back, he hasn't seen her in a while as well, sad.
=== Uncle Guzman, Former-boss of Father ===
=== John Anderson, Distant Father ===
Brandon doesn't like his father very much because of how un-invested he was in his life, only involving himself for discipline and beratement.
=== Suhaad Muskita, Step Mother ===
She's a good woman, though not a good step mother, awkward
=== Juniper Cahalan/ Junebug ===
Brandon thinks fine! Though they're only on mutual terms
=== Joesph Syrouski/ Joe/ JoJo, Friendly ===
Brandon isn't sure about this guy, they're not on great terms though he likes him.
=== Caroline Giovanna Melara/ Carrie/ Carol, Friendly former enemy ===
Carol and Brandon were minor enemies due to his ex-girlfriend being her sister. When he was exposed for his stalking, she became angry with him though since then have found themselves on slightly friendly terms
=== Megavisor Jimothy, Hated Estranged Grandfather ===
The Canadian dad to his biological mother, always getting bullied by him, so mean 😢
== Clique Opinions ==
Clique 	Opinion 	BAD Relation Reasons 	GOOD Relation Reasons
Astronomy Club 	Good 	Ex-Exile, minor grudges 	Friends, connections, Member
Bruisers 	Horrible	Frequent Harassment and beatings 	Good faces
Cheerleaders 	Horrible	Jealousy, behavior, failure in romance 	None
Faculty 	Poor 	Authority Figure 	Helped him
Greasers 	Poor 	Annoying, disrespect 	Reminds Brandon of John Travolta
Hang arounds 	Neutral 	Jealousy 	Nice hair
Honor Students 	Horrible	Hatred for the owning class, disrespect 	They have money
Outcasts 	Horrible	Insecurity, Exile, Brutalized 	None
Peacekeepers 	Horrible	Unhelpful, bad fashion sense, instigating fights	Shared disdain for Bruisers
Prefects 	Horrible	Authority Figure 	None
Shrike 	Horrible	Authority Figure 	None
Social Club 	Horrible	Harm to friends, rival to Outcasts 	Bonnie Whitlock
Student council	Horrible	Authority Figure 	None
Times 	Neutral 	None 	None
Varsity 	Horrible	Jealousy, bullying, assault 	Muscles
== Crimes of Brandon ==
* Title 17-A, §207, Assault & Battery
* Title 20-A, §6554, Cyberbullying
* Title 17-A, §501-A, Disorderly Conduct
* Title 17-A, §355, Theft by extortion
* Title 17-A, §506-A, Harassment
* Title 17-A, §37, Intoxication
* Title 17-A, §210-A, Stalking
* Title 17-A, §806, Criminal Mischief (A.K.A Vandalism)
Brandon is a super epic cool guy, if you just ignore all of that stuff and also all the other bad attributes, trust me.
== Achievements ==
# Survived a curb stomp
# Nearly gave a massage to Emperor Ebonstride
# Combed Arthur Lopes' hair
# Valuable Nerd in Astronomy Club*
# Stalked Seoul for three days
# Swirled 20+ times
# Very cool*
# Wears a dress very well*
# Amazing bartender*
*contested claim
== Trivia ==
* He is a good innocent clean man!
* Brandon never had a hair fetish, he just likes collecting them
* Brandon hate's the bourgeoisie, though he can't spell that word
* He doesn't respect the police
* Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know Brandon doesn't know...
* Brandon's favorite movie was "Scream" (1996,) until he realized he mostly only liked it because Billy Loomis was hot
* Brandon's current favorite movie is "A Clockwork Orange"(1971.)
* He once tried out for varsity, though he doesn't remember the occasion very well.
* Brandon was a clown for Tom and Rachelle's birthday
* He often has VERY bad taste in romantic interests
* Brandon has been swirled at least twenty times, and endured 19 concussions
* Spent well over 20,000$ on presents for Loretta Webster
File:Dandruff.png|I Love Dandruff!
File:Init.png|Ebonstride gets Brandon so shy💖
File:Mockery.png|This photo is not doctored, despite what the liberals say
File:DrunkSelfie.png|Brandon was blacked out when he took this, he has no idea who this man is
File:Brandonyearbook.PNG|His very epic Yearbook photo
File:BrandonEvilARc.png|His villain arc...
File:Blandon.png|Blandon
====== article may be slightly opinionated, because MORDOK57 (me) wrote practically all of this ======
Category:Characters