Pimp My Pet

Pimp My Pet is the fourth episode of SBFW College. It was never fully completed.
==Plot==
The college holds a cutest pet contest, and Liz, Aidan, Pluto, and SpongeBot are all scrambling to get their pets to cuteness perfection; Rocky has to get rid of his bigoted comments if he wants to stay on campus; Gamer struggles to keep drama outside of his drama class and causes a massive disruption to everyone around him.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins in a fall afternoon where students are buying tickets to the Squidward Community College homecoming football game against ESB University.)
Liz: Y’know, I have a soft spot for ESB University, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want their asses kicked.
Pluto: Soft spot? Pfft, pussy.
Jess: Mmmm…
Liz: I mean, they truly haven’t done anything truly awful in a long time. Maybe they’re acceptable?
Pluto: They’re still the same dicks they were before. Hell, I vandalized their stadium.. at least before I got banned from it.
Liz: (in a Peter Griffin voice) You bastard!
Pluto: Why do you even have a soft spot for ESB U anyways?
Liz: I come from a long line of ESB University chancellors.
Pluto: Why you little-
Granite: SHOW STOPPERS! SHOW STOPPERS CLUB IS NOW HIRING NEW MEMBERS!
Pluto: Shut up Granite, no one wants to join your brony club.
Rocky: Yeah, you fucking (slur).
(The others gasp)
Pluto: ROCKY! That is not Squidward Community College behavior!
Liz: Yeah, only I can say that word! And Aaron and Jess and… you get the point.
Pluto: Do I get the pass?
Liz: No.
Pluto: Fuck.
Rocky: But I’m a gay black man!
Liz: Yeah sure, I’ve seen you wear that MAGA hat around here before. You can’t fool us.
(Luis shows up)
Luis: I was called?
Liz: Rocky Lobster is calling people slurs again.
Luis: This is the fifth time this week!
Rocky: I- uh- one thing you should-
Luis: No excuses! One more outburst like that and you’re expelled from this college! You understand?
Rocky: Yes, sir.
Luis: Good. Also, GO SQUIDWARD SQUIDS!
Pluto: Oh right, that’s our mascot.
Granite: But Squidward is an octopus-
Pluto: NERD!
Granite: That’s it. I’m going to go full brony.
Liz: I don’t like where this is going… Let's get out of here, Pluto.
Pluto: Agreed.
(Liz and Pluto flee the scene as Granite starts yelling like an anime character; Cut to the football game. Liz and Pluto meet up with friends.)
Pluto: I hope ESB gets their ass kicked.
Liz: I hope Pen isn’t still on the team. I know they have lovey-dovey with one of the higher-ups.
Dan: Brilliant propaganda idea.
Liz: This isn’t propaganda, this is just what’s going on.
Dan: Brilliant propaganda idea.
Liz: By the way, what’s your guys’ next class?
Dan and Pluto: Drama.
Liz: Shit, me too.
Dan: You know what sucks about that class? Gamer’s the teacher. I swear that guy’s always being drunk on the clock, it’s like his personality.
Pluto: One time he told Luis about me being the lesbianator. He’s not supposed to know that!
(Liz and Dan look at him)
Liz: Okay, everybody knows you’re the lesbianator. That doesn’t count. Anyway, it’s probably about time we head to drama class.
Pluto: That hasn’t stopped me. I’ll have you know it’s been three whole weeks and Jess isn’t a lesbian.
Dan: Prolly just a fluke. You’ll break up sooner or later.
Liz: Yeah, and that whole thing with the fursuit is creepy.
Pluto: (groans) Let’s just get to class.
(Cut to everyone in Gamer’s drama class)
Gamer: Alright everyone, it’s time for your… DRAMA QUIZ!
Dan: WHAT? But I was too busy looking at hot singles in my area last night to study!
Gamer: Look, I’m a gay man and I don’t look up gay shit every night. Now…
(Gamer starts passing out quiz papers to everyone)
Pluto: Oh god dammit. It’s on the Incident…
Liz: Never forget..
Dan: Oh man I’m an EXPERT on the Incident.
Liz: I still remember when I was banned from ESB University for two weeks because of what I did after that.
Pluto: What’d you do?
Liz: I poisoned their water supply, burned their crops, and delivered a plague onto their houses!
Pluto: Damn, that’s dedication.
Liz: Yeah, and I’m still ashamed of it.
Dan: Ashamed? You should be proud! You showed those ESB Unitards who’s boss!
Liz: I guess. Also, what’s the answer to question 6?
Pluto: B: Golfpecks256.
Liz: Ahh, right.
(A few minutes pass by as everyone silently takes their quiz)
Dan: Psst.
Pluto: What?
Dan: Did you hear that Jasbre is selling heroin now?
Pluto: Yooo, no way! I’ll have to go and get some after class.
Granite: Guys, I don’t meant to butt in, but drugs are very ba-
Gamer: SHH! No talking during the quiz!
Rocky: That Gamer guy’s a real (slur), don’t you think?
(Gamer’s ears perk up)
Liz: Rocky! You can’t say that!
Rocky: Please! Please! I only have one more chance before I get expelled!
Liz: That’s your problem bro, not mine.
Rocky: Look, I have the entirety of the leaked SpongeBob episodes in HD. If you stay quiet about my slurring, I’ll give you them later. Got it?
Liz: (sighs) Got it.
(After class, everyone is in the hallways going their own ways. Gamer then shows up to a couple students and whispers something in their ears)
Jess: What’s that damn fool doing?
Pluto: He’s probably gossiping with the students. That damn son of a gamer.
Jess: Won’t surprise me if he were to be arrested because of connections to The String…
Pluto: What? Why didn’t anyone tell me about this?!
Jess: It’s common knowledge.
Pluto: Bitch please.
Jess: Bitch thank you.
Pluto: Wh- (Jess leaves) Oh come on. Why do all the women leave me?
(Cut to Luis setting up the loudspeaker, getting ready to announce something)
Luis: Attention, Squidward Community College students. We are hosting our first ever annual pet show!
(In the hallways, the students are visibly uninterested)
Luis: But wait, there’s more! There will be a cash prize involved for whoever wins first place.
(The students start talking amongst each other)
Pluto: A cash prize? Fuck yeah, I can show my exes who’s boss around here.
Rocky: Cash? More money to donate to Steven Crowder! He’s the MAN!
(Everyone stares at Rocky)
Rocky: What? He’s BASED!
Pluto: Bitch, he literally abused his wife. He’s a divorced loser, lmao.
SpongeBot: Oh dear, lol.
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