The Rebellion

"The Rebellion" is a The Sea at War episode from season 1. In this episode, a rebel group begins their invasion of New Kelp City.
== Transcript ==
(The opening shot shows a hillside. It slowly zooms in to show a cave)
(The camera cuts to the inside of the cave)
(Then speaking is heard off-screen)
Unknown Voice One: Are the weapons ready?
Unknown Voice Two: Yes they are.
Unknown Voice One: We will commence the plan at 5:30 AM. Let the rest of them know.
(Scene cuts to alarm going off at 5:30. An eel stops it with its tail)
Unknown Voice One: It’s time. New Kelp City has been ruled by that disgusting democratic government for long enough. Now, I, Dustin Slider, and my eel comrades will fight back. Everyone, here is the plan: Since it’s early in the morning they won’t be expecting an attack. To take advantage of this we’ll drop our most deadly bomb right on city hall. This should kill the mayor. From there we’ll do smaller bombings around the city to put the remaining government and military in shambles. Then the tanks and artillery will arrive and we can roll through the city. 
(The camera shows tanks, artillery, and planes coming out of the cave)
(The first plane flies over the city and drops a bomb perfectly onto city hall which sets off a huge explosion)
(More planes fly in making bombings downtown)
Dustin: This is going perfectly.
(The scene cuts to SpongeBob’s alarm going off, waking up SpongeBob who jumps out of bed)
SpongeBob: I don’t know why, Gary, but I feel like this is gonna be a great day!
Gary: Meow.
(SpongeBob takes out a box of Kelpo and pours a bunch in a bowl)
SpongeBob: How about I watch some television while I eat breakfast?
(SpongeBob gets the remote and turns on the TV)
Realistic Fish Head: We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for this breaking news alert. 
Bob the News Reporter: I unfortunately have to deliver the news that a rebellion has popped up in New Kelp City. Now down to Perch Perkins for more.
Perch Perkins: Just minutes ago at 5:33 AM a bombing could be heard and slightly seen happening in New Kelp City. Many more bombings have taken place in the last few minutes. Back to you Bob.
Bob: Bikini Bottom has swiftly announced that they will be sending weapons and troops to New Kelp City in hopes of defeating the rebellion. So far it is unknown what group is behind the rebellion. This was not expected to happen.
SpongeBob: Oh no! The poor citizens of New Kelp City. They don’t deserve this! When I get to work I’ll ask Mr. Krabs about the whole situation. He used to be in the navy so he might know why this happened.
(The scene cuts to show a military base)
(Then it cuts to the inside of the military base where soldiers are)
Fin: New Kelpian soldiers, city hall was bombed and the condition of the mayor is unknown. Us soldiers will have to devise our own plan.
New Kelpian Soldier 1: We should probably launch some projectiles at their planes so they stop destroying downtown.
New Kelpian Soldier 2: So far their tanks and artillery haven’t arrived, so we should send some to the East to get them there before the rebels. East is where the planes came from, so I’m assuming that’s where the rest of the attack will come in.
Fin: Ok, we will do both of those. We don’t have many tanks ready, but we will send what we can for now.
(The scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to the Krusty Krab)
(He opens the door and comes in)
(Mr. Krabs is standing right there)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, did you hear the news?
Mr. Krabs: Yes, I did lad. The war?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Mr. Krabs: It’s times like these when I’m glad my navy days are behind me.
SpongeBob: The news reporter said the rebellion wasn’t expected at all, is that really true?
Mr. Krabs: It is. I know that I’ve never heard any news or rumors of rebels in New Kelp City. The rebels sure were slick about it. You know that Bikini Bottom joined in on the war, right?
SpongeBob: Yeah, I can’t imagine having to fight in a war.
Mr. Krabs: Well, uh, I was debating whether or not to tell you, but, uh…
SpongeBob: You can tell me.
Mr. Krabs: You see, you might be a prime candidate for the draft.
SpongeBob: The draft? But I don’t play sports.
Mr. Krabs: No SpongeBob, the draft is when Bikini Bottom chooses young men, like you, to fight in a war.
SpongeBob: Don’t worry Mr. K, I’ll just say no.
Mr. Krabs: Unfortunately, that’s not how it works. If you get chosen you have to fight. I don’t want to see New Kelp City get crushed quickly by a violent rebellion that could threaten Bikini Bottom in the future, but at the same time I don’t want the war to last too long, because then a draft could be implemented. I would hate to see you have to go to war, I know you really don’t want to, it would break me heart. (There is a long pause as neither SpongeBob or Mr. Krabs know what to say) Ok, you can get everything ready for cooking.
SpongeBob: On it.
(SpongeBob walks into the kitchen)
(Then Mr. Krabs eyes widen)
Mr. Krabs: Wait a second! Plankton is always talking about taking over the world nonsense. So he’s the one behind this! (Mr. Krabs walks across the street into the Chum Bucket and starts yelling) Plankton! Come here you little vermin. 
Plankton: What happened to you?
Mr. Krabs: (Still yelling) Oh, you know what happened!
Plankton: What? Tell me.
Mr. Krabs: (Still yelling) Oh, I’m not telling you! You’re telling me!
Plankton: Is it about the secret formula?
Mr. Krabs: (Still yelling) Oh, is that the second thing you're gonna try to take over. Stop playing stupid, Sheldon!
Plankton: Second thing? That’s the first thing I would ever want to take over.
Mr. Krabs: (Still yelling) I’m not done until you admit it!
Plankton: Admit what, Krabs? Why are you mad, I’m just trying to ask. (Mr. Krabs looks extremely irritated and growls) Does it have to do with the New Kelp City situation?
Mr. Krabs: (Bursts out in screaming) Yes, it has to do with the New Kelp City situation!
Plankton: What about it makes you so mad. 
Mr. Krabs: Because I know that you’re the one behind it!
Plankton: Woah, woah, woah, Krabs. You’re getting ahead of yourself. What makes you think I’m the one behind it?
Mr. Krabs: Just listen to yourself! Even if I in the slightest bit believed you were telling the truth, then why are you completely fine with the situation? If you didn’t do it you would be sad or mad, but you’re not!
Plankton: I always fail anyway, so it doesn’t matter what government takes over. It’ll always be the same. I don’t have much of an opinion on it.
Mr. Krabs: Ah, you’re too good at this, you’ll never tell the truth! This isn’t it though! I know you’re behind this!
(The screen fades to black and the episode ends)
== Production ==
* This episode underwent production from July 6 to July 7, 2022.
**This means it was under production on the same day as "The Takeover". 
*The episode was announced on July 18, 2022. 
Category:Fan-made Episodes