Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the 1st President of Outer Space and a recreational rap battler. Though his reign may seem much more comparable to a monarchy, Tyson has long maintained that his rule is democratic and that it just so happens that the Space Men have repeatedly elected him continually for the last roughly four millennia. Despite common misconception, Neil was in fact the first human to step foot on the Moon, though it's important to acknowledge that Space, including the Moon is the indigenous homeland of the Space Men. Tyson is often described as being "a lot like that Neil DeGrasse Tyson guy"
==Early Life==
Neil was born. After this, he got older. Little else about his days of youth has been revealed to the public by the Spacish government. Some have alleged though that ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ Tyson ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ countless innocent civilians ▇▇▇▇▇▇. ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ orange ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ technically not explicitly against international law ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇. Enemies of the state ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ the Yakuza ▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ultimately leading to his election as the 1st President of Outer Space. ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇ ▇ ▇▇▇▇ blatant disregard for human life.
==Presidency ==
According to the Tyson administration, his polices have done wonders for the Space Men. His flagship policy was making breaking the law illegal; with this, crime has dropped significantly. Though he clawed himself to the top through a path of blood (allegedly), Tyson is a beloved leader (verified). Of course, detractors have tried to claim that his continual election is the result of blatant election fraud. However, the reality of the situation is that Neil simply gets 50 gazillion bajillion votes in every election, because of how beloved he is. Some also argue that his golden throne on the Moon is a bit excessive but it's actually really sick.
==Rap==
Tyson has long practiced the art of rap, and in my personal opinion, he invented the genre. He is very good. One time when Isaac Newton and Bill Nye were dueling in a rap battle, Tyson did not respect the 1v1 and third-partied Isaac. Though he ultimately was the victor, Neil faced harsh criticism for his actions, and eventually issued a public apology for his heinous act.This is widely acknowledged to be his worst scandal.
==Trivia==
*Neil does not think Kosovo is a legitimate state.
*Whether or not he can fly is a hotly debated topic among the scientific community
*By the way, the answer to your little calculation is i
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