Character Crossovers Parody Chocolate With Nuts

Another fanfiction with Cartoon Crossovers
[Unikitty is sitting inside of her mailbox, happily humming.]
Unikitty: Hmmmmm.......mmmmm.......mmmmm....... [She checks her watch] .........dadadada!
[Postman Zorch arrives, opens the mailbox and Unikitty suddenly pops out her mailbox]
Unikitty: [pops her face through the mailbox] Hi, Postman Zorch!
[Postman Zorch drops his mail, and screams in terror and yells in fear, and runs away at top speed and dropping some mail]
Unikitty: Okay, [gets out of the mailbox] see you tomorrow!
[Puppycorn, the Earth Pony Pinkie Pie, Alicorn Twilight Sparkle and EG Sunset Shimmer walk up to Unikitty]
Puppycorn: Hey, Unikitty, the mail's here!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, What did you get?
Unikitty: Alright, Let's see... [Looks through the mail, then tossing some letters] Pet Pet, Pet Pet, Pet Pet, Pet Pet, Pet Pet, Pet Pet, Pet Pet, Hey A magazine!
[Unikitty looks at the magazine]
Unikitty: Hmm...... That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest.
Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: [They all look inside the magazine] Whoa!
Unikitty: Wow! Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living!
[A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown]
Unikitty: Whoa, check it out! This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool!
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer]
Twilight Sparkle: That seems a little unnecessary doesn’t it? To have a pool in a pool?
Unikitty: Aw, come on Twilight! That actually sounds kinda fun, having a pool IN a pool.
Pinkie Pie: Sounds redundant to me.
Puppycorn: Re…dun…huh?
Unikitty: Don’t worry about it little bro, I’m just saying that it’s not really needed. It’s just a waste of money.
[A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money]
Puppycorn: [Points at the man's feet] Well this guy didn’t waist his money, he's got shoes!
[Just at that moment Daffy Duck comes up]
Daffy Duck: Give that magazine back to me!
[Daffy takes and grabs the magazine rudely out of their paws and hooves]
Daffy Duck: Stealing my mail, eh? I’d expect this from you three, but YOU Twilight and Sunset? Hmph, I’m disappointed, you’re all lucky I'm your friend and I don't report you to the authorities! But apparently, the mailman got it mixed up with your junk.
Puppycorn: Oh sorry, Daffy! We didn’t mean to take your mail! This red-speedy Infernite Mixel must’ve put it in the wrong box!
Daffy Duck: Well, it’s okay I guess. I mean after all, Zorch is known to be rather quirky with the mail sometimes.
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Daffy, how did all those people in that magazine get all that money?
Daffy Duck: They're entrepreneurs, Twilight. They sell things to people.
Pinkie Pie: Ohh......! [confused] What kind of things?
Daffy Duck: How the heck should I know, Pinkie Pie? It's just things and stuff people would be interested in and wanna buy! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a magazine to read, And next time, if you see something, you don't recognize in your mail, don't assume it's yours, And also, [walks off] keep your paws and hooves off my mail.
[Daffy walks off to his house]
[After having the desire to live 'the fancy life,' Unikitty soon had an idea that she, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer should become entrepeneurs themselves to achieve their dream of living more lavishly.]
Unikitty: That's it! Come on, guys! We gotta becomes entrepreneurs!
Puppycorn: Uh... is that a joke or something? or Is it gonna hurt?
[Pinkie Pie, Twilight and Sunset laugh at Puppycorn’s statement]
Pinkie Pie: Nooo, it won’t hurt silly! But it will be a ton of fun! Wanna help us out Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Uhh…sure, I guess. I’ve already re-shelved today. So why not? 
Unikitty: You're in too Sunset?
Sunset Shimmer: Sure, I'm in too.
Unikitty and Pinkie Pie: YAY!
Puppycorn: So, what's an entrepreneur?
Twilight Sparkle: Puppycorn, an entrepreneur is the process of designing, launching and running a new business, right guys?
Unikitty: That's right, Twilight, Now quick guys, without thinking, if any of you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Puppycorn: Uhhh...... [sweats] More time for thinking!
Twilight Sparkle: Um... Books?
Unikitty: No, No, No, something real, a physical object, like an item, something you would pay money for.
Pinkie Pie: [pops up behind her] Ooh! I know! Chocolate bars!
Unikitty: That's a great idea! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen!
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: For realsies?
Unikitty: For Realsies!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah! Let's do this!
[The scene changes to Unikitty, Twilight Sparkle, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer exiting a Supermarker carrying many chocolate bars]
Unikitty: Fancy living, here we come!
Puppycorn: Make way for the newest ontre-prenyouers!
[Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer walk up to a house]
Unikitty: Ok everyone, this is it. The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.
[Unikitty runs up the door]
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Unikitty? Doesn’t this house look familiar to you?
Unikitty: No, not really. Why?
[Unikitty rings the doorbell, the door opens and The Loud Siblings were at the door]
Lori Loud: Hello?
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: Hi Girls!
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, right. I guess this was the Loud House.
Unikitty: Well let's start. [to the Loud Sisters] Good afternoon, Ladies!
Luan Loud: Uh...... Unikitty, two things: One, it’s still morning. Two, I hope you know that school’s closed today......
Unikitty: Yeah, I know!
Luna Loud: And we see ya brought Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight and Sunset with you. Uh hey, what’s up, dudes?
Pinkie Pie: The sky!
Lynn Loud Jr: O-kay. Well, whaddya guys want anyway?
Unikitty: Well if it’s not too much trouble, girls, could we interest you in some [holds up a chocolate bar] chocolate?
Leni Loud: Chocolate?
Lola Loud: Did you say.... Chocolate?!
Puppycorn: That's right! With or without nuts? [holds up two chocolate bars]
Twilight Sparkle: It cost twenty dollars.
The Loud Sisters: Chocolate? [bloodshot eyes and screaming] CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?! 
[The Loud Sisters all shouted as a bunch of whirlwinds gathered around them somehow. They then formed The Sisternado in front of the five entrepreneurs.]
The Sisternado: CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!
Lincoln Loud: [sighs] The weather forecast says there will be a Sisternado around the city.
[Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight and Sunset look at each other horrified, This Her-ricane was so powerful, The five entrepreneurs slowly back away, and then run off. the Sisternado chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". followed in hot pursuit.]
Lincoln Loud: [to the viewers] This always happens often. Now i'm gonna hang out with my friends.
[The scene cuts to another house]
Sunset Shimmer: That was close.
Pinkie Pie: Wow, I didn’t think the Loud Sisters went that loco in the coco.
Puppycorn: Me neither.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I guess everyone has there obsessions.
Unikitty: Well, let’s try to forget that ever happened. Okay.... sorry about that. Let’s just say, those girls didn't count.... Now this is our REAL first step!
[Unikitty rings the bell before The Red Guy [from Cow and Chicken] opens up the door]
Unikitty: Good morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?
The Red Guy: Chocolate bars, eh?
Unikitty: Yes, sir, We are door-to-door chocolate bar salesmen. Would you like to buy some today?
The Red Guy: Ha! What kind of five of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. THINK I WOULD BUY FROM THEM?! Especially with the poor way you carry them. But hey! that's no way to carry your merchandise!
[Puppycorn is shown holding many chocolate bars in his paws]
The Red Guy: No, no no no no! WRONG!!! You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?
Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: Oh, most certainly, sir!
The Red Guy: Well if you're gonna do it, you have to do it right. [chuckles] Well, it's no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without bags, But what you need is one of......THESE!
[The Red Guy holds up a bright orange bag]
Unikitty: Wow! That's so Cool! But, Uhh....... what is it?
The Red Guy: It's a candy bar bag, YOU NINCOMPOOP! Look at it. The fine colored texture, the strong leather material, a silver lined zipper, perfect for storing. And as you know! It's specially designed to cradle each decedent, dazzling candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!
[Unikitty tries to touch it]
The Red Guy: [pulls bag away] But, uh, I'm wasting my time. [Walks inside] Well I guess I understand if you don't need any of these bags......
Unikitty, Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: We need 'em! We need 'em!
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, guys? I don’t think that’s a good idea-...
[The Red Guy grins evily]
Unikitty: [takes the bags from The Red Guy] Thanks, sir!
[the scene changes to the Red Guy counting money.]
[Unikitty, Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie are walking away with armfuls of bags]
The Red Guy: So long kids! Happy hunting! [Laughs when the five aren't looking] Heh, heh heh, Suckers... [walks back inside and closes the door]
Unikitty, Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: [singing as they run off] Fancy livin’..... Here we come! La la la la, la!
Sunset Shimmer: Guys, that was a horrible idea! 
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, we’re supposed to be making money! Not give them away!
Unikitty: Don’t worry Twilight, we just needed something to carry the merchandise easier. I'm sure we can make more money to another house, Let's try next door!
[Unikitty walks up and rings the doorbell with her foot, However, the Red Guy was there and comes out]
The Red Guy: Yes?
Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: [confused] Huh?!
Pinkie Pie: Say, weren't you the same guy who just sold us these candy bar bags next door?
The Red Guy: What? No. I..... don't recall. BUT I DON'T SELL BAGS! No need to get personal. But it looks to me I can see you have your paws, and hooves full in more ways than one.
[He then showed them those even bigger bags]
The Red Guy: I bet you five kids are way too really smart to use one of my patented, Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bag Carriers. [Holds up two large maroon bags]
Puppycorn: [pulls out money] We'll take twenty!
Twilight Sparkle: Guys! We’re not supposed to-
[Once again, before Twilight could get a word in edgewise, Unikitty, Puppycorn, and Pinkie Pie are carrying two big red bags.]
Sunset Shimmer: [facepalms and groans] Ugh!
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I’m not even gonna say anything.
[Scene changes to Unikitty knocking on the door of a different house, Agnes Johnson. comes out]
Agnes Johnson: Oh, what can I do for you five nice kids?
Unikitty: We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?
Agnes Johnson: That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.
Unikitty: One chocolate bar coming up!
[Unikitty attempts to pull out a chocolate bar, but keeps pulling more bags, Laughs nervously while Puppycorn is unzipping up and down his shorts]
Pinkie Pie: [Pinkie Pie tries unzipping a bag but confetti pops out.] Huh? I didn’t know I packed confetti in my bag.
Unikitty: I know they're in here somewhere...
[Twilight and Sunset just looked at the three annoyed. Sunset shakes her head and Twilight levitates a bag next to her and unzips it pulling out a chocolate bar.]
Twilight Sparkle: Here you go ma’am, sorry for the inconvenience. 
Sunset Shimmer: It cost 20 bucks.
Agnes Johnson: It’s no problem at all. Here you go. [gives Sunset 20 bucks]
Sunset Shimmer: Thank you for your business ma’am.
Agnes Johnson: No problem.
[Agnes Johnson goes back inside and then Unikitty pulls out a chocolate bar]
Unikitty: [pulls out a chocolate bar] I... got it! One chocolate bar for the nice— [Sees something off camera]
[it is revealed to be The Sisternado, still screaming]
The Sisternado: [Offscreen] CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!
Unikitty: -Lady.
[The Sisternado chases Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight and Sunset again while screaming "Chocolate!". they pass Lincoln, Clyde, Liam, Zach, Rusty and Stella]
Clyde McBride: What's wrong with your sisters?
Lincoln Loud: They went wild for chocolate, so guys where we are going now?
Clyde McBride: I suggest we go to The Krusty Krab to eat Krabby Patties.
Liam: Nah, let's go to Sweet Apple Acres to eat an apple pie.
Rusty: I Sugguest we go to Flip's Food n Fuel to get a Flippy's
Zach: No, i sugguest go to the cinema, I heard there are promoting a thriller movie.
Stella: I suggest we go to Sugarcube Corner to eat some desserts.
Lincoln Loud: Oh I know! i suggest we go to the Comic Book's Guy's Store to get an Ace Sawy and One Eyed Jack issue.
Clyde McBride: Hey that's a great idea Lincoln!
Liam: Yeah, i hope they have the Issue 156.
[The scene cuts to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, and Sunset sitting in a diner]
Unikitty: Oh wow, We're not doing so well, guys. We need a new approach and a new tactic.
Puppycorn: Hmm..... I got it! Why don't we try selling them to Daffy?
Twilight Sparkle: Nah, He wouldn't do it. He's trying to get fancy living too and spending his money wouldn't help.
Puppycorn: Well... let's try selling them to Sonic!
Pinkie Pie: How can you even do that?
Puppycorn: Uh... We're gonna sell all the chocolate bars to Sonic, right?
Unikitty: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. Ugh, There must be something. Think about it. What was the reason we bought those bags?
Sunset Shimmer: To carry the merchandise?
Unikitty: Well, there’s that… but what was the other reason?
Puppycorn: Well, The Red Guy said we were mediocre..... Whatever that means.
Unikitty: That's it, guys! He made us feel special!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, he did... I'll be right back guys! I'm going back and gonna get us to buy more bags!
[Pinkie Pie runs to the door]
Puppycorn: Me too!
[Puppycorn runs after Pinkie Pie]
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs and looks annoyed again] I can't believe this.
Unikitty: No, wait, you guys!
[Pinkie Pie and Puppycorn freezed in place in their tracks]
Unikitty: I've got a better idea. Why don't we try being nice when selling our chocolate bars? Maybe that'll make them more willing.
Pinkie Pie and Puppycorn: [said in unison] Oh,.... okay.
Twilight Sparkle: That’s actually not a bad idea Unikitty. Let’s try it.
[Scene changes to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer walking up to a customer's door]
Unikitty: Okay, everyone, Here's the plan. flatter the customers. Make them feel good. Show them how much you guys care.
Pinkie Pie: Don’t worry Unikitty, I already got it covered. Ready Puppycorn?
Puppycorn: Ready Pinkie!
[Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie knock on the door. Pacifica Northwest opens the door]
Pacifica Northwest: Hello?
[Cut to Pinkie Pie holding up a giant cut out heart with her and Puppycorn staring at her strangely.]
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: We love you!
[A harp is heard playing, Pacifica stares blanky at Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight and Sunset for a few seconds, then she slams her door shut in extreme disgust, a tuba is heard playing after the slamming]
Pinkie Pie: Huh? What happened?
Unikitty: I think you two laid it on a teensy bit too thick there, old pals. Let me try.
[Unikitty rings the doorbell. Pacifica opens the door looking scared]
Pacifica Northwest: Please! Leave me alone and go away!
Unikitty: Um, [clears throat] H-H-How are you doing?
Pacifica Northwest: How am I doing?
Unikitty: Wanna buy some chocolate?
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: WE GOT HER NOW!
Twilight Sparkle: That will be cost 20 bucks.
Pacifica Northwest: Sorry, lame-o's, but chocolate is loaded with sugar which makes you turn to bubbling fat.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I see what you mean.
Pacifica Northwest: That's Right. You know what I mean, blubber boy?
[Puppycorn's belly is bubbling]
Puppycorn: [Giggles] Hee hee! It tickles!
Pacifica Northwest: Just take a look and you'll see I quite chocolate cold turkey, And as you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.
[Pacifica helds up a photo of her having bloated up with chocolate since she and her family lost their fortune. She gave it to Puppycorn]
Pacifica Northwest: You can keep that for 5 bucks.
Puppycorn: [pulling out his money] I'll take ten!
Twilight Sparkle: [knocks the dollars out of Puppycorn's paws and pushes Puppycorn down the road] Keep moving lover boy! Keep moving!
[Cut to Unikitty with a sad look on her face walking, a sad song plays]
Unikitty: We haven't sold one chocolate bar.
Twilight Sparkle: You do know I and Sunset sold a chocolate bar to Agnes Johnson right?
Unikitty: Really?
Sunset Shimmer: Yup.
Unikitty: Ooookay, we’ve sold one chocolate bar, but still I got a feeling that were too easily distracted.
[Cut to Puppycorn watching Pinkie Pie juggle the chocolate bars while she's walking on her hind legs]
Puppycorn: [watching Pinkie Pie juggling the chocolate bars] Huh?
Pinkie Pie: [juggling the chocolate bars] Say what?
[Far cut]
Unikitty: [raising her paw] Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.
Twilight Sparkle: Agreed.
Puppycorn: [still staring at Pinkie Pie] Say what?
Pinkie Pie: [still juggling the chocolate bars] Huh?
Unikitty: [Holding out her paw] Let's shake on it.
Twilight Sparkle: [Holding out her hoof] Right. [Unikitty and Twilight shake paw/hoof]
Puppycorn: [finally looked away from Pinkie Pie and looking at Unikitty and Twilight confused] Oh! Sorry, Did you two say something?
Pinkie Pie: [looking at Unikitty and Twilight confused, while she is still juggling the chocolate bars] I don't get it?
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and Sunset Shimmer as they then went up to a giant stairway and climbed all the way. as they entering the view, It was the home of Mojo Jojo]
Unikitty: Remember, guys, focus.
[Cut to the door, Unikitty knocks on it, Mojo Jojo answers]
Mojo Jojo: Yes?
Unikitty: Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars.
Twilight Sparkle: Would you like to buy some today?
Sunset Shimmer: It costs 20 Bucks.
[Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie somehow move up to Mojo Jojo with there eyes going in and out back and forth]
Mojo Jojo: Uhh, Unikitty? Twilight Sparkle?..... Why are these two weirdos staring at me?
[Cut to Puppycorn's and Pinkie Pie's eyes]
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: Focusing.......
[Cut to the inside of Mojo Jojo's home Lair]
Mojo Jojo: Back up dorks!
[He slams the door on Puppycorn's and Pinkie Pie's eyes, Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie are heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door, They Look around inside Mojo Jojo's Lair]
Puppycorn: [moves his eyes around] Nice place you got in here!
Pinkie Pie: [moves her eyes around as well] Yeah, It’s super duper neato!
Mojo Jojo: [rolls his eyes, sighs] Please, get out of my lair.
[A Clock Wipe comes up and cut to the next scene. Puppycorn is eating a chocolate bar]
Unikitty: Oh man, you guys, I just can't understand what were doing wrong.
Puppycorn: [munch] I can't understand anything.
Pinkie Pie: It's because we're not doing anything right?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, We know what we're going to do, but we’re going about it the wrong ways.
Unikitty: Yeah. But There's must be something to this selling game that were just not getting! Other people do it, I mean look at that! [points to a sign]
[Cut to the sign]
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: [reading the sign] Eat Chili Dogs, They're Delicious.
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer]
Unikitty: Are ya kidding?! They are most certainly not delicious!
Twilight Sparkle: I agree. They taste too stale.
Puppycorn: [smiling] Not the way I use them!
Pinkie Pie: [smiling] Yeah! and Sonic likes them!
[Cut to Sunset Shimmer]
Sunset Shimmer: Sonic is not everyone, you guys. They're so bad for you. And besides, I'll never gonna eat that!
[Cut to Unikitty]
Unikitty: Sunset's right, But, Yet they sell millions and I mean MILLIONS of bags a day!
[Cut to Puppycorn]
Puppycorn: Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, then they wouldn't sell as many.
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer. Unikitty suddenly had an Idea. A rather, crafty idea]
Unikitty: [Happily] That's it, Guys! We've gotta stretch the truth!
[Cut to Twilight Sparkle]
Twilight Sparkle: But Unikitty, that would be lying, And lying is wrong.
[Cut to Unikitty]
Unikitty: Not always Twilight. Sometimes you can get away with a white lie. No one will suspect.
[Cut to Twilight Sparkle]
Twilight Sparkle: I guess you're right, Unikitty. We should stretch the truth!
[Cut to Sunset Shimmer]
Sunset Shimmer: I don't know guys, I don't agreed with this.
Unikitty: Oh come on Sunset, we will earn money!
Sunset Shimmer: Well, if it's to make money. then i'll do it.
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Sunset]
Unikitty: Great! Then let's do it!
The Sisternado: [Offscreen] CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Unikitty and Twilight Sparkle flying off at top speed, while Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer run off at top speed, as The Sisternado is chasing them again while mentally screaming "Chocolate!"]
[The scene cuts to a little beach shack]
Unikitty: Alright guys, We'll work as teams of three. Let me, Twilight and Sunset get this customer warmed up, and then you two come in for the finishing blow!
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: The finishing blow!
Twilight Sparkle: Let's just sell Chocolate bars.
[Unikitty uses the doorbell, Amethyst the Crystal Gem answers]
Amethyst: Yeah?
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie]
Unikitty: Hello, Amethyst.
[Unikitty winks at Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight and Sunset. Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie then chuckle and wink at her while Twilight rolled her eyes]
Unikitty: We're selling chocolate. [Getting a closer look at Amethyst] Is Pearl home?
[Cut to Amethyst]
Amethyst: PEARL!!!
Pearl: [Entering from the right side of the house] Amethyst! You don't have to shout! I'm right here!
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer who have stunned looks on their faces]
[Cut back to Amethyst and Pearl]
Amethyst: But it's fun!
Pearl: Oh! what am I gonna do with you?!
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer]
Amethyst: So, anyway, They're selling chocolates, Pearl.
Pearl: They’re selling Chocolate?
Amethyst: Yeah!
[Cut back To Amethyst and Pearl]
Pearl: What?! What are they selling?!?!
Amethyst: Chocolates!
Pearl: What??!??
Amethyst: CHOCOLATES!!!
Pearl: I can't hear you!
Amethyst: THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!
Pearl: They're selling chocolate?
Amethyst: YEAH!
[Cut to a close-up of Pearl]
Pearl: [sighs] Why in the world would they sell something like that? Chocolate is one of those human confections that causes them to rot their teeth and expand their thighs.
[Cut back to view Amethyst and Pearl]
Pearl: I would never eat that or any food!
[Cut to Pinkie Pie]
Pinkie Pie: [say to herself] For realsies?! What kind of citizen doesn't like chocolate?....
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight and Sunset]
[Unikitty, Twilight and Sunset start sweating]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Well, But uh, actually, this chocolate is not just for eating!
Puppycorn: It’s not?
Unikitty: Nope! Twilight's right! It's for uh..........
Sunset Shimmer: it's for.........
[Pinkie Pie comes from the top left]
Pinkie Pie: You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever!
[Unikitty, Twilight and Sunset smiled nervously]
[Cut to Amethyst and Pearl, Pearl is heard saying no constantly]
Pearl: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Amethyst: Live forever you say? Sweet! I'll take one. [Pearl facepalms her face. in annoyance]
Pearl: [irritated] For crying out loud. you gotta be kidding me!
[Cut to the outside]
Twilight Sparkle: Twenty dollars please.
[Pearl pays Unikitty and Twilight 20 dollars]
Amethyst: [From inside house] Come on, Pearly Whites, you lazy sack! [Cut to Pearl] Give me a good chocolate rubdown!
Pearl: [looking at the gang angrily] I dislike you with great intensity. [Slams the door]
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer]
Unikitty: We did it guys! We did a great job! and If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!
Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie: [Raising paw and hoof] Hooray for lying!
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: Yeah!
[A few moments later the five arrive at another house]
[Clock Wipe transition to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie is seen with a look that was about to make her laugh]
Unikitty: It'll make your hair grow.
[Cut to Dr. Eggman]
Dr. Eggman: Excellent! I have been meaning to have more than just a mustache!
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie has a sad face this time]
Twilight Sparkle: They'll make you sound smart.
[Cut to Knuckles the Echidna holding money]
Knuckles: I'll take twenty!
[Cut to Puppycorn]
Puppycorn: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
[Cut to Puppycorn and Patrick Star]
Patrick Star: Just in time.
[Cut to Pinkie Pie]
Pinkie Pie: It’ll help you break the 4th wall!
[Cut to Pinkie Pie and her clone]
Pinkie Pie's Clone: I’m already doing that!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, [giggles] right!
[Cut to Sunset Shimmer]
Sunset Shimmer: They'll make you young again!
[Cut to ABE Simpson and Granny [From Looney Tunes]]
ABE Simpson and Granny: Great!
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer over and over]
Twilight Sparkle: They'll make you fly!
Unikitty: You'll fall in love!
Pinkie Pie: They'll make you magic!
Puppycorn: You'll get superpowers!
Sunset Shimmer: They'll make you handsome!
Unikitty: They'll bring world peace!
Pinkie Pie: You'll solve all the world's problems!
Puppycorn: You'll be able to do five backflips! On rollerskates!
Twilight Sparkle: It'll cure the common the cold!
Sunset Shimmer: It'll make you more stronger!
Pinkie Pie: You'll walk through walls!
Unikitty: You'll get all the ladies!
Puppycorn: You'll breathe underwater!
Twilight Sparkle: [echoing] You'll rule the WORLD!
[Cut to a door, Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer are all wrapped in casts]
[Cut close to Pinkie Pie]
Pinkie Pie: Heh, heh! This is gonna be the best lie yet!
[Cut to Unikitty]
Unikitty: Yeah! This guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!
[Cut to Sunset Shimmer]
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, and we can earn more money!
[Unikitty rings the doorbell]
[Customer opens door]
Customer: What can I do for you kids?
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer]
Unikitty: Hello there, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need money for an operation.
Puppycorn: Besides, I have some broken ribs.
Pinkie Pie: And my legs are fractured.
Customer: Really?
[Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body]
Customer: It's a small world. What's the matter with you guys?
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer who are all completely stunned]
Twilight Sparkle: [nervously] Um, Well, uh........ we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.
[Cut to the customer]
Customer: Ah, some people have all the luck. That's not so bad.
[A violin begins]
Customer: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and Sunset Shimmer they all have faces meaning that they were about to cry.]
Customer: And I just lay awake at night. I lie awake in agony until my seizures put me to sleep, and my alarm clock is my heart attacks.
[Cut to the customer as the wires snap]
Customer: [About to fall] Oh, no! Graaugh! Ah! Oof!
[A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps]
Customer: [On the last step] Owww.
[Cut to Pinkie Pie and Puppycorn]
Puppycorn: Oh no!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, poor guy!
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer]
Unikitty: Quick, guys, let's help him!
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer: Agreed!
[Cut to the inside. Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer carry him inside while Twilight uses her magic to lift him to enter from the left]
Unikitty: Careful. Put him down gently.
[Puppycorn drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard. Cut close to the customer]
Customer: [In pain] Owww.
Unikitty: You poor, poor Man. Is there anything, and I mean, anything, we can do to help you?
[Cut to the customer]
Customer: Well, there is one thing... as you can well imagine, I don't have medical insurance, so my medical bills are extremely very high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by being...... a Chocolate Bar salesman.
[the customer gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes]
[Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie Twilight Sparkle, and Sunset Shimmer looked dissapointed]
[Clock Wipe come up and cut to the next scene.]
[Cut to the customer looking out his window as Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer walk by]
Customer: Such nice kids, [far cut to the customer] it does my heart good to-...
[Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself was the Red Guy from earlier]
The Red Guy: ...con a couple of Class A and Rank S suckeroonies like those guys! [laughed] Ahahahahaha! Oh man, I gotta give myself a credit!..... ‘Glass Bones and Paper Skin’...... Priceless! Hahahaha!
[Cut to the Toon City street]
Unikitty: [grunting] Oh, Don't get me wrong, guys. It's great that we helped that guy out, but we spent all our money to do so, and there's no one left in Toon City to sell chocolate bars to........ Whoa!
[Unikitty makes another grunting noise, she trips up on a rock and falls into the ground]
[cut to Unikitty with a box flat on her face]
Unikitty: Let's face it, guys......... We're failures......
Puppycorn: [Walking in from the left] I can live with that. [Places box on Unikitty's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]
Pinkie Pie: [Walking in from the right] me too. [Places her boxes down and sits next to Puppycorn, making a small squeaking sound]
Unikitty: Let's change our names to Why, Even, Bother, Who and Was. [she sighed crushed in more ways than one]
[Twilight places her boxes down gently and stands next to Unikitty]
Twilight Sparkle: Don’t say that Unikitty, we can still do it.
[Sunset puts her boxes down]
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, there's chance to sell chocolate.
Unikitty: Oh yeah? How? We’d need a miracle to-
[But at that moment, and all of a sudden, some strong winds were coming. It could only mean one thing.]
[The Sisternado appears behind the box]
The Sisternado: CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[It was the Sisternado. This Her-ricane was so powerful, It blew, screams and knocks Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer and the boxes across the path]
[Cuts to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle. Pinkie Pie. and Sunset Shimmer Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer sob and babble]
Unikitty: [simultaneously crying with Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer] No! Don't hurt us! Please Stay away from us! No no! Pleaseeee!....
Puppycorn: [simultaneously crying with Unikitty, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer] No! Please don't murder me! No!
Pinkie Pie: [simultaneously crying with Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer] No! Have mercy on me! Please Spare Our Lives! No!
Twilight Sparkle: [simultaneously crying with Unikitty, Puppycorn, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer] No! Please! Don't kill us! What do you want from us?! No!
Sunset Shimmer: [simultaneously crying with Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie] No! Please! I don't wanna die! Please! Why are you chasing us?! Leave us alone!
[Cut to The Sisternado laughing manically]
Lori Loud: FINALLY!!!!!!
Lynn Loud Jr: We've been trying to catch you guys ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna Loud: AND NOW THAT WE’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE WE WANT YOU... 
The Loud Sisters: [turns back to normal] We wanna buy all the chocolate you got! [Holding up a large amount of cash]
[Cut to Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer looking shocked, all the chocolate bars fall out of Pinkie Pie’s mane, tail and hair and a Hershey's kiss falls out of Puppycorn's shorts]
[Cut back to the gang and The Loud Sisters, Unikitty, Puppycorn, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie and Sunset Shimmer melt into a puddle in their colors]
Unikitty: Ladies......
The Loud Sisters: Yeah?
Unikitty: Thank you for your patronage.....
[Cut to the next scene, The Loud Sisters were mumching on all the chocolate they bought]
[Clock Wipe come up and Cut to the next scene, Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle are pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash]
Twilight Sparkle: Are we living the fancy life yet, guys?
[Cut to the money in the barrel, Unikitty, Puppycorn and Pinkie Pie popped out]
Unikitty: Not yet, Twilight! First, we got to spend all the money.
[Cut to the five]
Puppycorn: But what are we going to spend it on?
Pinkie Pie: Puppycorn's right. What are we gonna blow the money?
[Cut to Unikitty thinking]
Unikitty: [starts thinking] Hmm.....
[Clock Wipe come up and Cut to the next scene, with a fancy restaurant a with "Fancy!" on top is seen]
[Cut to the inside of the restaurant where Daffy Duck is in a top hat, tuxedo and cane, He walked to a restaurant simply titled ‘Fancy!’, to later find the Earth Pony Applejack working as the server for her to earn some extra money]
Daffy Duck: [walking in from the left] Good evening, Applejack!
Applejack: My oh my Daffy, do you look mighty fancy tonight!
Daffy Duck: Yes, that was the plan. Heh heh. Well, if it’s not too much trouble, Table for One, please...
Applejack: Sorry, Daffy, but ah’m ‘fraid the whole entire restaurant has been rented out to a private party.
[Cut to Daffy Duck shocked]
Daffy Duck: What?!?!?! B-but it's my only night to be fancy! D’oh, who could possibly afford to rent out the whole entire restaurant?!
Applejack: Why, just five o’ rich entrepreneurs! [leaning over to Daffy] And their dates too!
[Cut to the inside of the restaurant, Unikitty, Twilight Sparkle, the two Pegasus Ponies Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the human Sunset Shimmer are sitting at the table, while Pinkie Pie and Puppycorn are sitting at the table with Amethyst and Pearl to the date]
Fluttershy: It's really nice that you guys invited us to The Diner. I heard this place was nice, I'm glad we got to try it.
Twilight Sparkle: No problem Fluttershy, I think this idea went pretty well. It had a rough start, but I guess the end result is good enough.
Sunset Shimmer: Althrough the chocolate sale didn't go some well as expected, But This is the best idea Unikitty has ever done.
Rainbow Dash: I just wish you guys had told us about your chocolate idea, we would’ve helped!
Twilight Sparkle: The idea was sorta last minute, but we made it work, right Unikitty?
Unikitty: Yup! And I think Pinkie Pie and Puppycorn are enjoying it too.
[Cut to another scene, They turn to Pinkie Pie, Puppycorn, Pearl and Amethyst, who are all sitting on a table; Pearl is seen holding a glass]
Pinkie Pie: So, how long have you two ladies known each other?
[Pause]
Amethyst: Uh... YEP!!! WE'RE ON A DATE!!!!
Pearl: I still dislike you with great intensity, you know.
Puppycorn: Can I get some pizza now?
THE END.
Category:Crossovers
Category:Parodies