Vincent Van Gogh vs Jackson Pollock

Dutch Post-Impressionist painter, Vincent Van Gogh, and American painter and major figure in the abstract expressionist movement, Jackson Pollock, rap against each other to see who is the better painter. But are they alone in this artistic battle?
== Cast ==
Nice Peter as Vincent Van Gogh
Rhett McLaughlin as Jackson Pollock
EpicLLOYD as Pablo Picasso
George Watsky as Andy Warhol
Link Neal as Leonardo Da Vinci
Bob as Lump
Beat: Gun Shots
== Lyrics ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY:
VINCENT VAN GOGH
VS
JACKSON POLLOCK
BEGIN!
=== Vincent Van Gogh: ===
(starts at 0:24)
With his paintings that shocked France! Time for Van Gogh to dance!
Against a drunken monkey who doesn’t stand at all a chance
How can you beat someone great with a work that has a huge bless?
Truth is, you can’t paint shit! Your body of work is an ugly mess
I’ll chill in my Terrace, while you can be burned by your Flame, son
You’re about to get crushed by this artist who’s always Number One!
And it’s so sad that you got expelled twice like an incredible fool
But guess what? I’m your new teacher and you just got schooled!
=== Jackson Pollock: ===
(0:44)
Enough of your non-sense, who gives my head a terrible hurt
Grab your ear back! You can’t hear properly your style made of dirt
So listen up here, Van Dork! This battle will be for you the last hour
You’re just a ginger hair Dutch weirdo, soft as a Sunflower
You say that my work is made of crap? It’s called pure technique
This way of drip painting is the one that makes my job so unique!
Go back to your museum, ‘cause against me you can’t defend
Or maybe you can run back and eat your stinky potatoes, my friend!
=== Pablo Picasso: ===
[Background changes to Picasso's workshop.]
Beat: Boombap
(starts at 0:10)
It makes me really wanna vomit when I hear your annoying raps
Calling your poor works golden, well I can tell that are pure craps
From what I see you’re pure excuses, both as painters and men
So it’s ok if you’re mad at me! You’re just two Weeping Women
Vince should stop sending letters to his brother, during the day
Because you two are that attached, I can tell you’re more than gay!
And Jackson, my huge legacy is the one that you should follow
Your paintings are just pieces of a colorful diarrhea!
=== Lump: ===
(0:31)
Tell 'em Pablo!
=== Pablo Picasso: ===
(0:32)
Never mess with the one behind the great Cubism movement
Take a lesson from this pro! Your paintings are purely amusement
I can win here as clean as my vacation home from Costa Rica
Because I just dropped bombs on your asses like this is Guernica!
=== Andy Warhol: ===
[Background changes to Warhol's museum.]
Beat: The Dog
(starts at 0:18)
Guernica? No wonder that brought attention to the Civil War
But more importantly, you three are nothing but just a big bore
I will forever be remembered as the leader of the pop art
With so many stylish paintings that have a special place in my heart
But you three! Just look at you! You don’t know how to dress
My God! I can see that as an artist you’re a big disgrace
Your 15 minutes of fame came and went, from what I can see!
So just take a lesson from this MC, straight from the city of Philly
From the start your silly defeat was something that was planned
With so much glory upon my life, I even managed a rock band
Made fabulous pure arts with Marilyn Monroe and M.J.!
I can observe you brainless phonies just got licked by a gay!
=== Leonardo Da Vinci: ===
[Background changes to Firenze.]
Beat: Oxygen
(0:22)
Enough! We all know that you were inspired by my fabulous work
So who’s the better artist, you say? I think it’s obvious, you jerks
Do better and bow down before your master! Take this as an important order
‘Cause you’re about to change from good to bad! Just like Pollock’s disorder
Every painter is special in his way! Every painter walks his path
But I’m the one superior here! You’re going down by this polymath
The greatest artist of all time and a very talented Renaissance Man
I’m the pimpin’ genius who sketch the first helicopter, man!
You’re about to tilt to the lift, just like the Leaning Tower of Pisa
My victory here is as sure and clear as the smile of Mona Lisa!
Call me Leonardo the turtle, because I’m like a dangerous ninja
It will not take me so long to show you my talent! Let me teach ya
Vincent, you say that you’re the Number One, more like Number 31
Pablo and Andy, your insults are weak! So do better and run!
I guess I show you that I can be a divine and a legendary rapper
So you better chew those words, ‘cause this is your Last Supper!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-
(The logo gets painted by a brush in dozens of colors.)
-AAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!