John Egbert

John Crocker English Egbert XV (John Egbert) is a nerd who loves Ghostbusters and Bill Cosby, and is a descendant of King Egbert the 1.25st, the secret second king of the UnUnited Kingdom, which makes him the secret heir of the UnUnited Kingdom, he likes to hammer things, also he has a hot alien fiance (which did nothing wrong), also he likes to fight living peanuts (like Mr. Peanut) because he is allergic to them, also he fought a chess guy called Jack Noir multiple times, but never managed to kill him, in fact he killed him 2 times, he also has transgender clone named June Egbert, he also is very muscular and strong, capable of lifting an extremely heavy hammer, he also has wind powers that make him able to create tornados, also he can't die unless his dead is heroic or just,
== Early Life ==
He was born after a meteorite fell on his grandma (which is actually his mother), and his father Dad Egbert (Slenderman Lost Brother) found him, he teached him how to hide in forests, he also begun to see bad movies, then met Jade Harley using pesterchum, after he met Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider which ended up becoming his friends, after that Johnny English was send by the UnUnited Kingdom to escort him to UnBritain, in which Dad Egbert went fucking apeshit and killed 80% of all UnBritain population, he saved John and go back to home, then he was trolled by trolls and met his future fiance, which make his life a shit, until he learned about a shame called sburb which he played with his friends during his birthday.
== Sburb & First death ==
Sburb was a sims knock-off created by Ubisoft with the purpose of creating a new universe bugging the whole existance, using his grandma corpse he turned her into a blue ghost he entered his world, she explained that with every ghost his friends created the stronger a random ring bearer became, after some bulshit he found his dad which was having a date with Rose Mom, after that he fought for the first time Jack Noir, he losed but not died, then he found the God Tier slab, where he was finally killed by jack, which turned him into God Tier, then he found Rose, corrupted by the Edgy Energy, he was blizzed by Jack and killed again, he later revived and decided to end the shame, and he managed to escape from the shame, then the trolls invaded earth and he fought then until Pepsiman offer them to live in the pepsi republic, in which Gamzee and Eridan declined the offer but would continue to be on the group, after that he befriend them and got in love with Vriska Serket, surprisely rose survived and started an succesful therapist job, dave which was still in the game, got clapped by Jack too, but he survived and returned from the game and became an soundcloud rapper, Jade decided to fuse his radioactive dog with the green ghost, making Jack stronger than ever, then he was left unable to damage jade due to being fused with his dog, so she stayed in the shame world for the time being to control Jack.
== Second Death ==
During 2019 Jack Noir escaped the shame and begun to attack the world, until John came to have a revenge with Jack in which he was blitzzed again and killed a second time, after that he revived and Jack Noir was beated by Shaggy after he ated his shaggy snack, although he managed to survive, and returned to the shame world again
== Troll Massacre of 2020 ==
He was in his dad's house when this occured, he felt that something was wrong in Pepsiland, and went to Pepsiland to see what was happening, he tried to save karkat and the trolls but he was brutally beated down by the Piraka, he looked as Zaktan killed Vriska, and he went apeshit and beat the living shit out of Zaktan, then Pepsiman came and he also beated the living shit out of him, after that he revived the trolls with Pepsi magic, after that he returned to his home with vriska, and introduced her to his dad, at first he doubted her but he eventually accepts her after she saved him from a band of Leprechaun robbers
== Trivia ==
* His chumhandle is ectoBiologist
* He died 3 times (4 if you count a alternate version)
* He likes stupid crappy movies (Though that's what he thinks, we're all different)
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