The Upfront Panel

"The Upfront Panel" is the final episode of the first season of Thursday Spin-Off, and the 11th/12th overall.
==Plot==
It's time for Carl and Stan to go through their master plan and expose CrazySponge once and for all.
==Transcript==
Narrator: Previously on ‘’Thursday Spin-Off’’...
[We then cut to all four guys talking to Morgan Gam.]
Morgan Gam: So you want to hack into their presentation and put these videos, pictures and audio clips into it?
[We then cut to CrazySponge walking onto the stage, the audience begins clapping.]
CrazySponge: Welcome! Welcome fellow Box Productions workers, coders, writers, creative geniuses! To the 2020 Company Wide Presentation!
[We then cut to Morgan Gam, Carl and Stan in the security guard’s room.]
Morgan Gam: And we should take over the signal….. Now!
[We then cut to CrazySponge’s office with the 3 in chairs, and multiple security guards around.]
CrazySponge: Carl and Stan, you two are fired, and Morgan? Don’t expect to ever be able to work in this town again, as well as you two. Now, get the FUCK out of my office, and never return!
[We hear reverb on “return” cut to black, then cut to the short title sequence. Aerial shot of Spin-Off Valley, large text on the screen reads “2 months later, We then cut to Carl and Stan with Morgan Gam, they all have beards or 5 o'clock shadows.]
Carl: It’s been 2 months and the Box Productions’ upfront is in a week.
Morgan Gam: Honestly we should do my idea guys.
Stan: Dude, we’ve tried 2 times at this point, nothing will work.
Morgan Gam: Since they don’t care about the phone policy and the upfront is public.
Gary: You know what happened to them last time.
Thomas: I mean, it’s a final attempt, at this point what do you guys have to lose.
Carl: We all don’t work there, so, fuck it.
Stan: But we don’t have access to the network or the signal.
Morgan Gam: Oh don’t worry, I don’t need direct access.
[Morgan gets out his phone and begins dialing.]
Morgan Gam: Hey, you still have that address?
[We cut to the person they’re calling.]
AlternativeHuman: Yes, but remember this is just a returned favor.
[We cut back to the apartment.]
Morgan Gam: I know, I know. Just email me it.
[Morgan hangs up the phone.]
Morgan Gam: You guys have any good computers lyin’ around?
Gary: Well, I have my old one I used to code on prior to moving to my iMac
[We cut to Gary breaking out an epic looking custom PC.]
Carl, Stan, Thomas: (in unison) Woah
Morgan Gam: Do you have a monitor, keyboard and mouse?
[We cut to Morgan Gam using an epic PC setup, RGB keyboard and mouse, headset, the works.]
Morgan Gam: So, if i’m able to hack into their mainframe within the next week we should be able to broadcast the same thing over their presentation.
Stan: Wait, how about, we change it.
Morgan Gam: What do you mean?
Stan: Sure they changed protection systems but, what if we change the way we take over their presentation?
Carl: Elaborate.
Stan: We take over the presentation, without the audio, instead with visual evidence, and, here’s the cherry on top, we begin presenting it with the cold hard facts, like imitating their presentations.
Gary: I don’t know what you guys are on, but i’m in. I can make your presentation look beautiful as well.
[Close up shot of Stan.]
Stan: Let’s do this.
[We cut to an aerial shot of the Steve Jobs theater, big text reading “1 week later” with “Stadium Rave” by Mark Governor playing in the background, we cut to a scene of Jasbre, Dan, Purple, and Bot all entering the giant hall where everyone’s getting their seat.]
Jasbre: Alright, be prepared.
[Just then SBCA runs up from behind.]
SBCA: Hey guys!
Jasbre, Dan, Purple133, SpongeBot678: (in unison) Luis!
SBCA: After that vacation I took, I think I'll be able to resume operations at LTV Purple, you’ll be co-running the company with me though.
Purple133: Epic.
SBCA: Let's grab our seats shall we?
[We then cut to CrazySponge, yet again jumping up and down after drinking a bottle full of water.]
FireMatch: Really?
[CrazySponge glares at him while continuing to do it.]
FireMatch: Just begin coughing now so we can get this over with.
[CrazySponge then begins coughing and stops jumping, this goes on for 20 seconds. He then gets up.]
Stagehand: 30 seconds.
CrazySponge: Ah it’s been too long since I've last done one of these.
FireMatch: You mean a year?
CrazySponge: ...yes. Tell me, are our security systems up and running?
FireMatch: Uhhhh (types on his laptop) ...yep!
[Immediately cuts to Morgan Gam and Gary at the apartment on his computer typing frantically.]
Carl: (on phone) Are the security systems up and running?
Morgan Gam: Not for long.
Gary: How long until you guys get to the back entrance? 
[We cut to Carl, Stan and Thomas in a car driving in a dark parking lot.]
Stan: We just got here, we’re parking right now.
Gary: (on phone) Good, just, when you get to the back door, the code should be 57343.
[Carl, Stan and Thomas walk up to the back door of the Steve Jobs Theater.]
Thomas: What’s with the code?
Gary: (on phone) They told us they chose it because it was Steve in number form, like our late founder Steve Jobs.
[We hear beeping after Carl types in the code.]
Carl: Dammit they must’ve changed it.
Gary: (on phone) Well try 7085.
Thomas: Lemme guess… ‘’Jobs?’’
Gary: (on phone, beat) ...yes.
[We then hear a long beep, the door opens, all three enter, we then cut to Dan, SBCA, Jasbre, Purple and Bot in the audience.]
SBCA: Where’s Lock?
Jasbre: He said he didn’t want to be a part of this.
[We then cut to the audience’s perspective. A video begins playing on the screen.]
Narrator: Cut-Out, now better with 4.0, has experienced various bugs since the layout refresh in May, however, those bugs will all be squished with the new update, 4.1, now with ‘’’’’VIRTUAL REALITY VISION’’’’’
[Cut back to the audience.]
Jasbre: Wait what the fuck?
Narrator: ‘’’’’NOW WITH PATENTED NEW TELEVR TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY BOX PRODUCTIONS INC. YOU CAN NOW EXPERIENCE YOUR SHOWS IN AN EPIC NEW VIRTUAL REALITY PERSPECTIVE!’’’’’
Jasbre: He’s fucking ripping off my patent! That’s it
[Jasbre begins dialing a number on his phone as we cut to CrazySponge as he enters the stage, some audience cheer.]
CrazySponge: Yes, yes, thank you, welcome, to tonight’s panel, the Box Productions Upfront Panel of 2020! It’s been an honor to present what’s next from my company, Box Productions.
[Audience cheer and applause. We cut to Stan, Carl and Thomas walking behind the stage, security guards then push them back.]
Security Guard: ID?
[Thomas shows them a forged ID, they look at each other, then let them pass, they then turn the hall and are near the stage, they set down their bags, put on microphones, they make sure they’re on then begin walking towards the stage.]
Carl: Execute the file, in 3
[Shot of Jasbre angrily talking on the phone.]
Carl: 2
[Shot of CrazySponge talking on stage then laughing.]
Carl: 1
[Shot of Morgan pressing a key on his keyboard then he sits back and watches the presentation on his monitor.]
CrazySponge: Now ont-- (his mic cuts out)
[Just as this happens the screen goes black and Gary’s presentation begins.]
Stan: (now on speakers) Welcome, to the fall, of Box Productions.
[Stan, Carl and Thomas are now seen on stage and CrazySponge looks at them, beginning to get angry.]
Carl: We’re former interns, who were fired for attempting to reveal their horrible business, ethics and human resources practices.
Thomas: They’ve been abusing employees who don’t comply, stealing spin-offs that don’t belong to them, and injuring people extremely. SpongeBot, are you out there in the audience?
[SpongeBot stands up]
SpongeBot678: Yes
Thomas: He runs SC&S Inc., and he was run over by a bus for not complying with a demand of CrazySponge’s here.
Stan: When we first began working at Box Productions we heard of an employee who was pushed down the stairs for not agreeing to a merger, and that was PolarTem.
Carl: You see, they also steal patents, like, the TeleVR technology they announced they invented? They didn’t invent that.
[We cut to Jasbre who stops talking on his phone and notices.]
Carl: They stole that patent from the Jasbre Company’s office! Just like how they stole the patent to my friend, Gary Dwight’s coding style that was used for the Box Productions website.
Stan: And you wonder, how do they continue to stay afloat? Their horrible boss, and their lawyers. When we attempted to take these accounts to issue, they locked us up in a secret room for a few hours. And 2 months ago we attempted to bring these things to light, but all got fired and blacklisted from working in this city.
Thomas: So here are a few choice words from our former boss.
[Audio of CrazySponge begins to play over the speakers.]
Audio CrazySponge: I ask you to get me my favourite meal from HooplaBurger and you bring me back this shit! Make sure to look behind you when you walk home, kid. [He smirks] I will personally whip your family into extinction if this happens again! [new audio piece] Tell Polar I will buy her company at any means necessary, ‘’’any’’’, and no one should be pissed if she mysteriously disappears. [new audio piece] As punishment you will write an episode of Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach. [new audio piece] DON’T THEY HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW HOOPLA BLAST?! [new audio piece] I don’t want people to know this but, I actually enjoy these food items! (continues eating) No one must know about my shit food taste… (continues to eat)
[CrazySponge then steals the microphone on Thomas.]
CrazySponge: Nice joke, this is all a lie, that was my twin brother, CalmStar, hehe.
[Sirens are heard outside of the building.]
CrazySponge: I’LL KILL YOU!!
[CrazySponge begins to beat up Carl and Stan, but as soon as this occurs a few cops rush inside the building and take him off the two and put him in cuffs, “It’s Gonna Be (Alright)” by Ween begins playing, FireMatch is shocked and also arrested, as well as a few lawyers in the audience, Carl and Stan are emitted to the ambulance, as we see a shot of the Box Productions stocks going down, and a few news reports on the incident. We fade to CrazySponge, FireMatch, and the lawyers and other people involved being escorted by the police exiting the building and into the police cars. We see Carl and Stan being bandaged up in an ambulance parked outside of the building. We then cut to Gary, Thomas, Morgan Gam all walking over as Carl (in bandages), and Stan (also in bandages) are sitting on the end of the ambulance.]
Morgan Gam: Holy shit. Holy shit.
Gary: (points) Yes (laughs)
Thomas: We pulled it off.
[Just then SBCA, SpongeBot, Jasbre, Dan and Purple walk over.]
SpongeBot: Are you guys okay?
Stan: Just a few bruises and cuts, and a broken bone but, we’ll be fine.
SBCA: We’re just wondering, would you like to join one of our companies?
Jasbre: You guys did some badass shit out there, I even got my patent back!
Carl: ...Well?
[The opening riff to “Transdermal Celebration” by Ween plays, as the lyrics begin we cut to the credits, additionally with pictures of the actors laughing while working on the series behind the scenes. The credits then fade out as we see a shot of CrazySponge being walked to his cell in Jail.]
Prison Guard: Enjoy this cell because it will be your home for the next 6 months.
[He pushes CrazySponge into the cell, locks it and walks off.]
Prisoner: Hey buddy, what’s your name?
[CrazySponge’s eye twitches.]
CrazySponge: ….Heinz.
[We cut to black, end of episode.]
==Appearances==
* Carl Fabbro
* Stan Jonathan
* Gary
* Thomas
* CrazySponge
* FireMatch
* PolarTem
* DanzxvFan8275
* TheJasbre202
* Morgan Gam
* Security Guards
* Stagehand
* AlternativeHuman
* SBCA
* Purple133
* Narrator
==Trivia==
TBA
==Reviews==
* D: very boring, basically just a repeat of the last ep, carl and stan and morgam should have gotten arrested because they hacked into a very big company and crazysponge shouldnt have been arrested because the audio couldve easily been disproven as fake text to speech and even if he couldnt disprove, the audio is barely bad, there's like no reason to get arrested from that audio, and he didnt even stand trial, thats not how this works. so yeah very bad and overall meh season - crazysponge
* C: Honestly didn't like it much at all and still screams BP bad and literally nothing else like the rest of the season. FireMatch
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