BU New Thing We Know Writing, 23/9/20

What you will read now is a talk about a thing that takes the place of name THING-NUMBER. Because other non-BU people would be very bad at talking about this thing, as it makes people do that, this talk is only given to people who deal with Word-Spreading class things at How Much You Know Rank 1 and above.
THING-NUMBER is a thing whose shape, feeling when you touch it, hotness/coldness and other things are unknown, because of the main thing it does. To talk further, THING-NUMBER makes you have to use simple words when talking about it. As well as this, things placed near THING-NUMBER will be more simple over time.
The people who do things with THING-NUMBER know that it may be a ball, but can only talk about other things with simple words that would not be used by the Bunch of People who Deals With Things They Don't Know due to being too simple, so it has taken a long time to know more.
What THING-NUMBER does when we use it
These writings of what THING-NUMBER does will be like this:
Other thing: [some other thing]
What happens when you put THING-NUMBER near that other thing: [what happens]
Other thing: A flower in a pot
What happens: Thing 2 is now a thin green up-going circle with no bumps, while very thin yellow and white squares go from the top of Thing 2; the pot is a brown up-going circle
Other thing: A bunch of meat
What happens: The meat is now a thinly up-going rectangle with various pinks on it, which has been said by people working on THING-NUMBER to be "very tasty"
Other thing: A person's hand
What happens: The hand becomes an thickly up-going rectangle with up-going circles put sideways going out from the rectangle: the person who is doing this feels a lot of pain as the pain wires in the hand all get simpler as well [Do not use other people from now on when taking THING-NUMBER with you. -- Person Who Knows A Lot Jansen]
Other thing: A metal box for keeping things in
What happens: The insides of the box are as simple as they can be by the 10th day of keeping and any person trying to go in dies at the time they enter, as their body and insides become simple shapes; use of Thing-[HIDDEN] leads to [HIDDEN DUE TO WORD-SPREADING CLASS THING]
The people who were going to use THING-NUMBER more have been told not to by people higher up in our bunch of people. THING-NUMBER is now kept in the metal box with people with things meant to be bad to other people more far away than how far THING-NUMBER affects things, allowing for safe keeping.
To do more things with THING-NUMBER, the people owning things meant to be bad to other people and the people who use other things will have to ask people at rank 3 or more.
"It is very bad that we can not use words that say things closer to the truth, since we cannot talk about THING-NUMBER as fast; however I will not worry, since it is not that bad compared to other things we have. This is maybe the only time I will talk like this within the BU.
-- Person with A Lot of Knowledge About THING-NUMBER Riadhann"
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