DEMIGOD - PJO x WOF

In this universe, no dragon can fly except children of Zeus (if they learn) and the gods, the world is mostly shaped like real-life Earth with all the continents, have fun :D.
Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood.
Now, don’t get me wrong and all it’s fun.. sometimes. But other times can get you killed in horrible, nasty ways. Plus, not that fun doing the gods’ bidding like returning a certain lightning bolt… but hey, we’ll get into that later! For now, we will talk about what the heck you are doing here, such at this story I’m telling you. So, let’s get this rolling!
Warning: Spoilers for Percy Jackson and the Olympians ahead, also some mentions of adultery (beer, smoking) Also, BIG WORDS :O
== The Quest (Part One) ==
=== I Vaporized my Pre-Algebra Teacher ===
My day started out like this: wake up, get dressed, eat breakfast, and go on a field trip with about thirty-two other juvenile delinquents. See, I go(went) to Yancy Academy for the troubled (yeah, real nice name) and if you could guess by now, we definitely weren’t good kids. I was diagnosed with ADHD and dyslexia (meaning: I’m extremely hyper and I can’t read very well) so put those two together and WA-BAM! You’ve got a pretty good look at how I see the world.  I’m currently attending this school in the sixth grade, and this is my first year. Y’know, I should’ve told you that this is my sixth time (yes, you read that right) at a new school. Guess my mom hasn’t found one that could hold me. Speaking of my mom, she’s probably the kindest dragon you will ever meet. This proves my point that the kindest people have the worst luck. See, my mom wanted to be an author, she had the imagination for it too. But during her junior year in high school her uncle got sick and had to quit school to help him, meaning she never got her diploma. Oh, did I mention her parents died in a plane crash? Yeah, that happened too. She’s currently taking online courses to get her diploma. She met my father one summer and they fell in love, then after she told me that he had to go on a business trip. He never came back. I told her that he left us, she told me he didn’t, he was just… lost at sea. Then she married THE WORST DRAGON TO EVER LIVE. Garden Snake (ugh, I hate him). Ol’ GS is probably the worst dragon you’ll ever meet, the total opposite of my mother. All he does is drink beer and smoke and play poker with his poker buddies, Lars our doorman and his two friends named uhh.. I don’t even remember… Anyways, they are definitely not important right now, like this gosh dang FIELD TRIP (ugh). So a little backstory (I know I’ve already said a lot and you probably want to go in with the story blah blah blah), the reason I was kicked out of all of those schools is because of what happened on field trips. Last year? We were visiting a civil war site, and I have maybe-accidentally-shot-a-canon-ball-into-our-school-bus, maybe. And the year before that, we were at the aquarium. I might have hit the wrong lever and our class took an unexpected swim… by now, I think you get the point. Anyho, we were going to a history museum, with out Latin teacher Mr. Burner (I like him) and our Math teacher Mrs. Dodds (I hate her). Mrs. Dodds is a WITCH. I told my friend Lotus about her, he takes the same classes as me and he’s my best(and only) friend. One time, after I had to write and erase THIRTY-TWO names on a chalkboard I told Lotus that she wasn’t a dragon, and he looked me dead in the eye and agreed with me. Creepy. Anyway, back to this horrible field trip. Y’know, my mind was somewhere in space when I was staring down at my paper when somebody shoved me. “Hey!” I snapped, making sure to tail-slap whoever just shoved me. “Ow!” “Maybe don’t shove me next time!” I whipped around to be face to face with Ms. Fancy Pants, Northern. “Watch where you’re going next time, freak” her and her lifeless friends started laughing, and I growled, ready to give that thing a piece of my mind when a talon pulled me back. “Blue bill! You’re already on probation, you don’t want to get sent home!” “Maybe I do” I hiss under my breath.
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