Susan's Sweet Ride (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Ogri Candy Shop
Susan: "So, Swift, do you like candies?"
Swift: "I sure do."
Ava: "We eat Caesar salads, so we don't get unhealthy when we eat too much candy."
Swift: "We like cucumbers anyway. For dessert, we eat fruit salads."
Susan: "So wanna buy from the candy shop?"
Swift: "We sure do."
Ava: "Hard candies and lollipops are the most delicious!"
Swift: "No, gummies are better."
Susan: "Chewy candies aren't boring to eat or choking hazards or too soft."
Swift: "Well one thing we can all agree on is that I'd prefer a hard candy with extra jelly juice in it over a gummy without jelly juice in it."
Ava: "And gummies with extra jelly juice in it are better than normal hard candies."
Susan: "Agreed. That's why I want to go to this candy store."
Sasha: she runs to Prower Corps by going into the candy factory while being treated like a candy multiple times
Tails: he gets his candies with Sasha being in one of the containers and he looks at the "candy" "Pink? Spiky? Eh, it's not Sasha for sure." he flies to Prower Corps
Sasha: she gets herself out of the container and kicks Tails
Tails: "SASHA THE PORCUPINE? I was just eating some candy."
Sasha: "Then what is THAT?" she points at the machine
Tails: "The Egg Gummy eliminator? It's so delicious, that the kids keep supporting Eggman by paying to get those." he almost facepalms "Oh, a normal facepalm isn't going to suffice." he goes to WeTube and plays a crowd facepalm video in the screen
Sasha: "So what? It's delicious."
Tails: "To stop you from being tricked by the evil Dr. Eggman, I will use the Egg Gummy eliminator to stop kids from buying from Eggman no matter how delicious it is!"
Sasha: "Isn't this the same plan as when it became Werehog Day?"
Tails: "Yes."
Cream: "Remember the last time you got foiled with a mirror?"
Tails: "Oh, right." he destroys almost every mirror in the room
Cream: "There."
Jewel's House
12 Cocoons open
Jewel: "Wow! They opened! Welcome to life as beetles, Garnet, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Diamond, Emerald, Pearl, Ruby, Peridot, Sapphire, Opal, Topaz, and Turquoise!"
Garnet, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Diamond, Emerald, Pearl, Ruby, Peridot, Sapphire, Opal, Topaz, and Turquoise: "Thank you, Mom!"
Jewel: "I don't want the writer to have a hard time making the script, so what should I call your team?"
Garnet, Amethyst, Aquamarine, Diamond, Emerald, Pearl, Ruby, Peridot, Sapphire, Opal, Topaz, and Turquoise: "The Birthstone Beetles!"
Jewel: "The birthstone beetles? Hey, not a bad name."
Birthstone Beetles: "Thanks, Mom!"
Ogri Candy Shop
Susan: "Wait, why is it named-"
Swift: "Don't question it."
Ogri Worker: "Wanna go to the factory?"
Susan: "Sure."
Ava: "Let's go."
They go to the candy factory
Susan: "Woah! It looks awful!"
The candy factory was plain brown
Swift: "But do we have anyone to help change it and make it more welcoming?"
Ava: "Call Heads, of course."
Swift: he dials Heads' number "Hey, Heads! Will you please help make Ogri's factory look more welcoming? Bye!" he turns it off
Ava: "You didn't even give him time to-"
Swift: "Relax. He knows."
Prower Corps
Sasha: she Cyan Lasers at the machine but got reflected by its mirror properties
Cream: "Thought you destroyed all mirrors."
Tails: "It's in the back of the machine so that it can reflect Sasha's Cyan Laser."
Sasha: she gets sent to the wall
Tails: "These mirrors are laminated! That means you have no chance against my-"
Cream: "Stop boasting."
Tails: "You're making it longer."
Cream: "Ain't gonna bother." she almost activates the machine
Hazel: she and her colony arrive
Tails' Army attacks the colony
Sasha: she tries using Black Bomb on Cream
Ray: he uses a water hose to deactivate Sasha's power
Sasha: "Yikes. They're winning."
Tails: "It's working!"
Sasha: "You could've just stolen if you want to prevent-"
Tails: "I don't want anyone to suspect I support Eggman when I eat Egg Gummies, so stealing is outta the question."
Sasha: "Oh."
Tails: "That was perfect! I knew Jewel would give me a foolproof plan."
Cream: she activates the machine
Jewel's House
Birthstone Beetles: they watch TV
Jewel: "This is rewarding! I had to monitor them as flatheaded borers, but then they became cocoons, and finally, they are beetles!"
Glow: "Hey, honey. How do they know basic stuff?"
Jewel: "When they were in pupa form, they weren't able to move, making it easy for me to teach them stuff. I heard that when insects are in their cocoon, they are easier to teach. When they become beetles at a technical Age 5, they get the knowledge absorbed from what I tell them and use them to help the rest of the world."
Garnet: "Technical?"
Jewel: "Oh, Garnet, insects consider first real birthdays of their babies when they become their last stage of metamorphosis. It took lots of years of protecting and being a mother, but I finally have real beetles!"
Glow: "Good job, wife."
Ogri Candy Factory
Heads: "Bomber, let's renovate."
Bomber: "Let's do it to it!"
They make improvements to the factory using their technology
Heads; "There."
Bomber: "I believe our work here is done."
Susan: "Yes, it is."
Swift: "You made a mini-factory room?"
Bomber: "We can't make another factory, so we made a mini-factory room."
Heads: "Also this factory now spews bubbles instead of smoke."
Susan: "It looks a lot better now!"
Prower Corps
The Egg Gummy eliminator shoots at what looks like an Egg Gummy factory and destroys it
Tails: "Yes! We def-"
Sasha: she smirks
Tails: "What?" he looks at the telescope and finds out it was a picture and shouts "CURSE YOU SASHA THE-"
Sasha: "I didn't do it."
Tails: "Then who did-"
Army Member: "That was too easy. The bees surrendered!"
Tails: "They surrendered? That is suspicious."
Ray: "They made a picture of it. I'm sure!"
Tails: "That explains why it's so big."
Sasha: she Gray Quaked and destroyed the machine
Tails: "Curse you Sasha the Porcupine now."
Cream: "Darn. All it took to foil Tails'- no, Jewel's plan was a defeat fake out."
Sasha: "I consider this a Fission Mailed!" she Crimson Eagles out of the tower
Jewel's House
Jewel: "The first person I'd see using Crimson Eagle would be Sasha, and Whisper doesn't have that. WAIT! Does that mean that Tails got foiled again?"
Turquoise; "What a doofus!"
Jewel: "Don't call him that!"
Ogri Candy Factory
A shard from the Egg Gummy Eliminator flies at the factory's window at a high speed
Heads: "Why is there a floating shard piece?"
Bomber: he opens the window and uses a net to catch the shard and picks it up "Perfect!"
Heads: he inserts it in the candy machine "It fits!"
Susan: she fires it up and the mini-factory makes candy
Swift: "That was convenient."
Ava: "Hooray for us! We did it!"
3 Days Later...
CEO of Ogri Candy: "Thank you so much, Heads and Bomber for helping us make more candies."
Heads: "It's the least we could do."
Bomber: "You got it from the best."
Skyler: "Heads, why didn't I participate?"
Heads: "Sorry, Skyler, you're too late."
Skyler: "It's OK. I made a mini version of your mini factory."
Heads: "So it's a micro factory?"
Skyler: "Yes. It's simple. It's not as fast as the mini factory which isn't as fast as the main factory, but the more the merrier!"
Heads: "Good one, Skyler."
Skyler: "I'm lucky to help!"
CEO of Ogri Candy: "Nice job. You DO help everyone!"
Bomber: "We sure do."
Ava: "Scarcity of this product will lower now."
The End!
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