M-Class E-Mail: Episode 29

Companion episode to Demons (ENT)
== Email Topics by Contributors ==
Contributor [Title/Positon] 	Topic/Question
Pizza Man/Dreg Gerock 	Flier from Dreg Gerock's Pizza and things "Two Dicks on Every Employee, Two Breadsticks with every order!"
Rotto [First Dishwasher Captain USS Lemon and Steak-Ribs Revolving Restaurant]	Describes the Voyager episode "Living Witness"
Phantom Thief Goofus [Capt/Founder Cool Crimes INC] 	Pitch It or Ditch It. Does Data get anything get out of sex?
Science Officer Eric Bogenshutz Log USS Boseman 	Based on Eric's real life CRISPR doctor's thesis research in Star Trek terms.
Charles/Bart 	M-Class Lore
Justin 	Thoughts on AI being accepted as equals.
Boston Sean [Petty Transport Officer USS T'Pon's Radio Program] 	That episode sure hit close to home, didn't it?
Hoteen [Sub Commander, Leader of the Targ Pack] 	M-Class Lore
Rich [Plain and Simple Tailor USS T'Pon's Radio Program] 	Long Email. PIODI
Drak [Captain SS Battleaxe] 	M-Class Lore. PIODI
Freshry 	PIODI
T'Pon 	Continues the account of his life. M-Class Lore
== Pitch It or Ditch It ==
Pitcher	Series	Idea 	Pitch or Ditch?
Goofus 	TNG 	Wesley's ghost sees all the Enterprise being happier without him. Dr. Crusher is getting octuple stuffed with four girls, three dudes and an energy being. How is every place not Risa?
B-Plot: Dr. Crusher's polycules anniversary is coming up and she wants to propose eight times. 	Pitch It
Goofus 	TNG 	Data starts a podcast with Guinan over-analyzing robots in fiction. They're number three behind N-Class Podcast and TaPon's Radio Podcast.
B-Plot: Geordi and Riker start a jazz band to save the rec center. Will they stop Lore's get rich quick scheme? 	Pitch It
Charles	TOS 	The Enterprise welcomes a delegation from a new planet. One of the ambassador's goes missing and they investigate. It turns out their species breeds like anglerfish with the male ambassador now connected to the female. Spock says that "they aren't the only species that respects privacy in mating rituals and hopes they find common ground with other species in the federation" 	Pitch It
Charles	ENT 	The crew find a planet that's never had pets and they become enamored with dogs. The episode ends with Archer stopping them at the shuttle to take back a bag that happens to be barking. 	Pitch It
Rich 	TNG 	TNG Season 8 Episode 7 "The Divide" Riker and Picard try to get the story straight after being captured when the Romulan's attack their shuttle. It's a full plot synopsis but worth listening to 	Pitch It
Drak 	 	It's long. The trek bois don't read it. 	Pitch It
Freshry	TNG 	Sensors on the Enterprise notice a disturbance approaching the ship. It's an 115 ft tall pink humanoid alien. It shrinks as it gets closer. It tells a story about a cloud that made it shrink so much it disappeared from its word and woke up on the Enterprise. It keeps shrinking and the crew can't do anything to stop it. He takes solace knowing that no matter how small it is, it won't be smaller than Wesley's dick.	Pitch It
== M-Class Lore ==
Character 	Plot/Lore
Science Officer Eric Bogeshut on USS Boseman	Puts in his voice against Jeff and Josh's court martial-ing
Bart 	Caught by the romulans
Hoteen 	Pranked T'Pon into thinking the Trek Bois would want another biographical email. He also makes Josh question if he's the mirror universe Josh
Drak 	Draktical warhead. He meets his mirror universe version who's a weak writer and gets him "danger laid" by fighting strangers. The mirror Drak sacrifices himself to get Drak back to the prime universe.
T'Pon 	He describes being on Ben Bieler's all Captain ship and running into Klingons. He rode an escape pod and listens to Vanilla Ice. He runs into the Borg and Lore. Lore wants him to pick the right music for a reunion with Data.
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