Scrapbookmobile/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Scrapbookmobile".
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(Poppy is telling the story of how Guy Diamond got his glitter back to some Trolls.)
Poppy: But the Magical Fountain of Glitter gave the proud Glitter Troll too much shine. His skin actually began to shoot glitter lasers! Until Queen Poppy realized he could make it stop by humbling himself.
Past Poppy: You need to be more humble!
Past Guy Diamond: OK. I’m humble now.
Poppy: And so he did, turning back into the Glitter Troll everyone knew and loved. The end.
Guy Diamond: Wow! I mean, just wow! (He claps his hands.) I did not see that coming!
Poppy: Eh? Guy, of course you saw it coming. This story is about you.
Guy Diamond: No wonder I was so engrossed.
DJ Suki: Such a rad adventure, Poppy. Can you read it again? (The Trolls cheer.)
Poppy: Well, DJ, this book is now available at the Scrapbookmobile, so you can check it out whenever you want. (The Scrapbookmobile spits out all the books it was carrying.) What do you say to that?
DJ Suki: I say, everyone better get out of my way! Or I’ll politely step around you! (The Trolls run over to the Scrapbookmobile.) All right!
Guy Diamond: My, my. Ever since you started that Scrapbookmobile, it’s truly taken the village by storm. Where did you get such a Guy Diamond-level idea?
Poppy: (grunts) I just thought if everyone shared their best real-life, scrapbook-worthy adventure stories, it would inspire Trolls to have adventures of their own. (She takes out a list of books in the Scrapbookmobile.) Any titles in the mobile’s inventory you would like to check out, Guy?
Guy Diamond: Hm. This one looks good. King Peppy and the Hug of Power.
Poppy: Ooh. That’s not available. It has a very devoted following.
Smidge: Poppy! (She and Harper run over to Poppy.) Poppy! Has it returned yet?! Has it?!
Poppy: Sorry, guys. Biggie’s still got it. (Smidge and Harper lie down and have a tantrum.)
Harper: No! No! Say it ain’t so!
Smidge: Why?!
Guy Diamond: Wow. Is it really that good?
Harper and Smidge: “Is it really that good?”
Smidge: Guy, King Peppy and the Hug of Power is the defining adventure scrapbook of our generation. I’ve read it 100 times!
Harper: I’ve read it 1,000 times!
Smidge: I’ve read it 100,000 Sorry. No, th-that’s crazy talk. I’m just so amped up to read it again! (chuckles) Oh, boy!
Harper: (As she and Smidge skip) I can’t believe it! (Biggie appears behind Poppy and Guy Diamond and clears his throat.)
Poppy: Oh, hey, Biggie. What’s up?
Biggie: Well, what do you want to do first: the good news or the bad news?
Poppy: Ooh, the good news!
Biggie: I rewrote it from memory!
Poppy: Rewrote what from memory?
Biggie: Yeah, it doesn’t make sense without the bad news, does it? I ruined King Peppy and the Hug of Power! (He takes out the ruined scrapbook and Poppy gasps.) It… it was an accident. (We go to the past where he is taking a bath while reading the book.) I was just taking bath when it fell into the water. (He accidentally touches a big fake cupcake on a shelf and it falls. Luckily, he catches it, but the scrapbook falls into the bath.)
Past Biggie: AAAAH!
Biggie: I tried everything to dry it out. (He uses a clothes iron to dry one of the pages, but it falls apart.)
Past Biggie: AAAAH! (We go back to the present and Smidge and Harper groan.)
Biggie: I am so sorry. But like I said, I did rewrite it from memory.
Poppy: Oh. Well, I’m sure it’s just as good as the original. Right, guys? (Smidge looks through the rewritten scrapbook and groans.) Right, guys?
Smidge: Uh… yeah. Don’t feel bad, Biggie.
Harper: We like it just as much. See? (She and Smidge do fake smiles.)
Smidge: OK, we’re gonna go now and not cry our eyes out. (She and Harper cry and run away.)
Biggie: I thought I remembered it perfectly.
Poppy: Maybe you did. But you tried to tell someone else’s story. It’s never gonna be quite the same.
Biggie: Wait, then shouldn’t we ask King Peppy to recreate the scrapbook? (He and Poppy gasp. Then they use scrapbook supplies to recreate the scrapbook.)
Poppy: All right, Dad, lay it on us.
Peppy: The Hug of Power. Ah, yes, it all started when the Magical Fountain of Glitter gave me glitter lasers. And then-
Poppy: No. Dad, wrong story.
Peppy: Oh. (chuckles) How silly of me. Let me see. Ah, yes. I was looking for some alone time, when Cloud Guy snuck into my Fear Bunker and-
Poppy: Dad, that’s Two Is A Cloud. It’s a Branch story.
Peppy: Uh… I forgot I was Cooper and became a great detective?
Poppy: Mm-mm.
Peppy: Hm.
Poppy: (sighs) This might take a while.
Biggie: But, Poppy, I don’t have a while. Smidge and Harper are in despair without that book. (Outside, Smidge and Harper are sobbing with their fake smiles. Three male Trolls are watching them.)
Smidge: We’re doing great!
Poppy: Hey, we’re not giving up, Biggie. Where you see despair, I see despair-tunity!
Biggie: (Sucking his teeth) Uh…
Poppy: Sounded better in my head. Point is, if we can’t recreate the scrapbook, we’ll just replace it with one that they will like even better.
Biggie: But how do we do that?
Poppy: By having an all-new adventure of our own! (She takes Biggie by the hand. They reach a cliff with strong wind.) See?! We’ll have a great story to tell in no time, just by lettering the wind take us wherever it may blow!
Both: (As they start to glide with their hair) ADVENTURE! (Suddenly, the wind stops and they stop in midair.)
Poppy: Huh. The wind stopped. (She and Biggie fall.)
Poppy and Biggie: ADVENTURE! (They land on pillows at Gia Grooves’ day care where some young Trolls are taking a nap.) Huh?
Gia: Shh! It’s naptime.
Poppy and Biggie: Oh. (They lie down and Biggie sucks his thumb in his mouth like a baby. Later, he and Poppy ride on a boat in a raging river.)
Poppy: OK. A raging river will lead us to our story.
Poppy and Biggie: ADVENTURE! (A big pink fish swallows them. It then spits them out and they land on spa tables. A light blue male Troll gives Poppy a drink and a blue female Troll gives Biggie a drink. They then massage them. After that, Poppy and Biggie stand by a cave.)
Poppy: Stay here, boy. We’ll be back.
Scrapbookmobile: Mm-hm. (Poppy and Biggie enter the cave.)
Poppy: There’s no way we won’t find a great story lurking deep beneath the surface of the forest.
Poppy and Biggie: Hm? (They look down and see that they have walked and are floating off the edge of a cliff and fall.) ADVENTURE! (They find themselves in Branch’s bunker. A door opens and we see Branch wearing pink bunny pajamas.)
Branch: (singsong) All alone in my bunny pajamas. They’re funny pajamas. My bunny pajam- Aaah! (He pushes Poppy and Biggie back outside.)
Poppy: Stay positive, Biggie. You and I are gonna have a scrapbook-worthy adventure and nothing’s going to stop us.
Biggie: Hey, yeah.
Poppy: Not even a… (She discovers that the Scrapbookmobile is missing.) … missing Scrapbookmobile! (Some scrapbook pages float to the ground.)
Biggie: Huh? No, no, it can’t be. I come out to replace one scrapbook and… and lose all the scrapbooks?! (He hyperventilates in panic.)
Poppy: Whoa! Whoa! Easy, Biggie. I’m sure it’s nearby. Don’t lose hope.
Biggie: No, something probably scared it and it ran miles away. (He shows a trail of scrapbook pages on the ground.)
Poppy: Well, what could have scared it off? Couldn’t have been this cutie. (A cute little critter sneezes and shows its cute eyes.)
Both: Aw! (The critter roars and they scream. Then it crawls away.)
Poppy: I stand corrected.
Biggie: Follow those pages! (As he and Poppy pick up the pages, they sing Won’t Stop.)
(Poppy)
Hands up! It’s time for fiesta
Everybody coming together
It’s so good, there’s nothing better
(Biggie)
And we won’t stop, won’t stop
(Poppy)
Hands up! Look, it’s now or never
Let’s dance like we’ll live forever
Let’s dance like we’ll live forever
(Biggie)
And we won’t stop
Won’t stop, won’t stop
(Poppy)
Whoop-whoop!
(Biggie)
It’s a fiesta, lose control
Now, party
The music soothe your soul (Finally, he and Poppy find the Scrapbookmobile.)
Poppy: Look! There’s the Scrapbookmobile! (She and Biggie gasp because the Scrapbookmobile is surrounded by bees.)
Biggie: It’s surrounded by bees!
Poppy: We’ve got to get it out of there!
Biggie: How? I’m allergic to bees… with stingers the size of my head.
Poppy: Hm. We’re gonna have to make a break for it. (She and Biggie scream as they run past the bees and they start chasing them. They jump into the Scrapbookmobile and Biggie gets in the driver seat.) Get us out of here!
Biggie: (Pulling a lever) I’m trying! This critter is a stick shift! Does the “D” stand for “drive” or “don’t drive”? (Poppy sees the bees getting closer.)
Poppy: Running out of time! (She pulls the lever and the Scrapbookmobile drives backwards very fast. The bees follow it. Poppy sees a cliff ahead.) To the left! To the left!
Biggie: My left or your left?!
Poppy: My left is your left! (Biggie turns the Scrapbookmobile to the left.) We can’t outrun them!
Biggie: Hm. We need to speed up. (He pulls the lever and the Scrapbookmobile speeds up. He then sees a ramp by a river ahead.) Hang on! (He pushes a pedal and the Scrapbookmobile speeds across the ramp. Poppy and Biggie scream as it flies in the air and lands in the river. The bees then fly away and the Scrapbookmobile pops out of the water. Most of the scrapbooks fall out. It gets out of the water and spits Poppy, Biggie, and the rest of the scrapbooks out.)
Poppy: We… we didn’t die! Well, that was a scrapbook-worthy adventure. Am I right, Biggie? (Biggie does not answer.) Biggie? (Biggie sadly sighs and looks at one of the ruined scrapbooks.)
Biggie: They’re all ruined. (Back in Troll Village, Bella sees the Scrapbookmobile coming.)
Bella: Oh, look, everyone! The Scrapbookmobile! (The Trolls cheer and run over to the Scrapbookmobile. It has a cast on its head and one of its legs. Bella gasps and Poppy and Biggie come out.) What happened?
Biggie: Well, what do you want first: the good news or the bad news?
All: Good news!
Biggie: Poppy and I made it our alive! But we also ruined all the scrapbooks. (The Trolls gasp.) Yeah. See, Poppy and I tried to replace King Peppy and the Hug of Power by having an adventure of our own? But whether we were in the air, in the water, or underground, nothing worked. It seemed like things couldn’t get any worse.
All: Oh…
Biggie: Until we discovered that the Scrapbookmobile was missing. (The Trolls gasp again.)
Guy Diamond: Tragedy strikes! Go on.
Bella: yeah. What happened next?
Poppy: (Taking out a scrapbook and scissors) Here, Biggie, use these.
Biggie: Oh. OK. (He sits down.) The only hope we had was to follow the trail of pages the mobile had left behind. Over mountains, through the path of a storm, and deep into uncharted territory. And yet, the pages beckoned us onward… (The Trolls gasp once more.) … right into a swarm of bees! They were right on top of us. (He mimics an engine revving.) So I slammed the pedal to the floor. (The Trolls whimper in fear.) But we had failed. So, with heavy hearts, we returned home to tell the Trolls the truth.
Harper: W-what did they say?
Smidge: Were they mad at you?
Biggie: Um… No. (The Trolls sigh in relief.) In fact, they were so inspired by the story of our adventure, they ran off to have their own adventures to scrapbook!
Pop-Up Trolls: Adventure!
All: Adventure! (They cheer and run off to have their own adventures.)
Poppy: Looks like we’re gonna have plenty of new scrapbooks after all. (Smidge and Harper come up to her and Biggie.)
Smidge: Uh… Biggie, would you mind if we borrow that scrapbook?
Harper: I’m first after Smidge!
Biggie: Of course. Just be careful with it. (He tries to give the scrapbook to Harper, but it slips in his hands. Luckily, he stops it from falling.) Phew! (He chuckles at Poppy and the episode ends.)
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