Susan and Curd's Mommy Mishaps (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan's House
Susan: sings E.G.G.M.A.N.
Samantha: "No, Susan! Don't!"
Susan: "Aww, man! But I need to sing this if I want to win the School Project!"
Samantha: “Fine.”
Susan: “Another school project is writing a redeeming quality about Infinite.”
Samantha: "What? Seriously?”
Susan: "Yes.”
Samantha: “Then fail it.”
Susan: "NO!"
Samantha: "Don't be so petulant about not supporting Infinite. That’s something I would not want to deal with. I’m fine with you liking Eggman, but liking Infinite is just so low!”
Susan: "How do I even do that?"
Samantha: facepalm
Curd's House
Curd: "Hey, Mom! What did Sonic cause in Desert Ruins?"
Cream: "What?"
Curd: "Zavok!"
Cream: "Curd, may I please ask you to stop these jokes?"
Curd: "No, comedy is my passion, mom! Just like my dad's. I even became a crimefighter with these jokes making the criminals laugh, making it easier for the police to arrest them. So even though I may insult some people, I don’t care. I did a lot of good for this city.
Cream: “The end never justifies the means, Perilous Prankster!”
Curd: “Hmph!” turns away
The Next Day…
Susan: “Hey, Curd!”
Curd: “Hey, Susan!”
Susan: “How are you?”
Curd: “Terrible. I found out Mom won’t let me make insulting jokes, even if I make criminals laugh because of it.”
Susan: “Wow! You are the Perilous Prankster?”
Curd: “Yes.”
Susan: “That’s cool. Anyways, my mom is worse. She won’t let me support Eggman at all.”
Curd: “My mom won’t let me joke about him at all or any other villains.”
Susan: “My mom is worse.”
Curd: “No, mine is!”
Susan: “At least Cream would give me a cookie for every good deed I do!”
Curd: “At least Samantha would be much more lenient on the insulting jokes, because she wants to help stop crime.”
Susan: “Experience a day with her.”
Curd: “And you experience a day with mine!”
Susan and Curd: “Deal!” they pay each other money
Susan’s House
Samantha: “Hello, Curd!”
Curd: “Hey! May I stay here?”
Samantha: “Maximum is a day.”
Curd: “A day.”
Samantha: “OK!” Let me tell you a story.”
Flashback
Samantha: “During the War To Take Back The World, my house was destroyed by one of Eggman’s Metal Sonic clones. I was then trained by Tails himself to use the Wispons. I trained with all seven, and mastered them in a few days. I was able to use them to fend off enemies and help Sonic, his Classic self, and Gadget defeat the Death Egg Robot! My favorite one by far was the Void Wispon. It let me clear a lot of foes with one shot of that bad boy. It also let me teleport if I had enough Violet Wisps!”
Curd’s House
Doorbell
Cream: “Oh?” she answered it “Greetings!”
Dog Woman: “Uh, you have to babysit someone.”
Susan: “Hello, Cream!”
Cream: “Hey, Susan! You’re a cute little hedgie!” she cuddles her and massages her
Susan: she was relaxed “Thanks, Cream.”
Cream: “You’re welcome, Susan!”
Susan: eating cookies left for the guests
Cream: “Thanks for being my guest!”
Susan: “You’re welcome!”
Susan’s House
Curd: “Samantha! That was an amazing story! Was it real?”
Samantha: “Yes. Also, after Gadget quit, I became Sonic and Amy’s official sidekick. I was able to take on many scary monsters like Nazo and Metallix along with them.”
Curd: “Wait, was it true?”
Team Sonic and Sector Blue Group Chat message
Amy: “By the way, about that allegory Sonic told one night to Mia, he didn’t include Samantha. She was a sidekick, but she was the best sidekick ever, helping us defeat the planet level threats.”
Curd: “Oh wait, it was true.”
Samantha: “Of course, it is!”
Curd: “By the way, I have a joke for you. What do you call a male chick?”
Samantha: “What?”
Curd: “An EGGMAN!”
Samantha: laughing
Curd: “What did the tongues of people infected by the Metal Virus zombies turn into?”
Samantha: “No! Stop! I hate those jokes!”
Curd: “TONGUE-sten!”
Samantha: “OK, that was fine, but that insulted me as someone who got traumatized by the tragedy.”
Curd: “I don’t care. I defeated criminals with jokes like these. I made their escapes pretty much impossible due to them laughing.”
Samantha: “PERILOUS PRANKSTER? IS THAT YOU?”
Curd: “Yes, it is I, Perilous Prankster.”
Samantha: “Well, I love how you were able to defeat criminals without harming them so easily, but there is another method to do it that doesn’t insult people.”
Curd: “I don’t care. I want to defeat low level threats like robbers and others without harming them a lot.”
Samantha: “You don’t care? YOU DON’T CARE?”
Curd: “Yeah, I don’t really care. As long as I can bring justice.”
Samantha: “Curd, that’s bad. Remember, fighting crime while not harming the criminals is not worth insulting others.”
Curd: “Comedy is my passion, so I want to combine it with crimefighting!”
Samantha: “Curd, there is another way to-“
Curd: “Who wasn’t true to his name when he destroyed the Metal Virus?”
Samantha: “Who?”
Curd: “Silver!”
Samantha: “Hey! That insults Silver! Curd, this behavior is unacceptable. Is this what Cream taught you?”
Curd: “No.”
Samantha: “Then try being like her.”
Spencer: “Curd? What’s going on?”
Curd: “Samantha won’t let me joke about horrible events and people! She’s as bad as Cream!”
Spencer: “Don’t say that about your mother. But Samantha and Cream are both wrong, in my opinion. As long as you fight crime without harming others, that should do it, right?”
Curd: “Yes. Also, by the way, do I get a prize for making everything clean?”
Samantha: “No. Everyone does that, and it’s not that major. I don’t reward people for their chores. I only reward them for great deals of bravery.”
Curd: “Hey! At least my mom gives me prizes when I do my chores. Makes me think I shouldn’t do my chores.”
Curd’s House
Susan: singing E.G.G.M.A.N.
Cream: “Please no singing that song. Do you know how Eggman affected me?”
Susan: “He kidnapped you, created the Metal Virus, blah, blah, blah.”
Cream: “Please don’t “blah blah blah” me. I’m trying to tell you what’s wrong. Don’t dismiss my criticism, please.”
Susan: “But that song is at the top of the chart! My SCHOOL PROJECT requires me to sing that song.”
Cream: “Then fail it.”
Susan: “Hey!”
Cream: “Please be polite!”
Susan: “POLITE? At least my mom is lenient about the way I say things. And she’d let me sing E.G.G.M.A.N. Are you making me have TWO failing grades?”
Butter: “Hey! What’s wrong?”
Susan: “Cream! At least my mom would let me sing E.G.G.M.A.N. It’s an assignment.”
Butter: “Cream, what did I say to you? If it’s an assignment, that’s important. Their grades are important.”
Cream: “But their morality is more important.”
Butter: “Oh, got me there.”
The Next Day…
Susan: “So how was your Mommy Exchange Day?”
Curd: “Terrible. Samantha doesn’t give me cookies every time I do something good. My mom does that.”
Susan: “And Cream would rather let me fail 2 projects! At least my mom would only let me fail the Infinite project. She’s Ok with me singing E.G.G.M.A.N.”
Curd: “Now I realize how bad your mom is and think mine is not as bad.”
Susan: “And I realized how bad YOUR mom is for me and think mine is not as bad.”
Curd: “Your mom is worse!”
Susan: “No, yours is!”
Curd: “Yours!”
Susan: “Yours!”
Curd: “Yours!”
Susan: “Yours!”
Curd: “Yours!”
Susan: “Yours!”
Curd: "Let's agree to disagree. We don't want to get rid of them, because we don't hate them, but we dislike them heavily."
Cream and Samantha: "Excuse me!"
Curd: "Uh oh..."
Susan: "Should we deal with it?"
Curd: "Yeah."
Samantha: "We're not bad mothers!"
Cream: "We're trying to make you better girls!"
Susan: points to Cream "You stop me from making jokes about villains, you'd let me get 2 failing grades as long as they are related to supporting villains, you won't let me get a meal from Chaflick Foods-"
Curd: points to Samantha "And you won't give me cookies for every chore I do! Is that what you call good parenting?"
Cream and Samantha: "Yes!"
Samantha: "You two don't understand! We're trying to discipline you! In the future, you might clean rooms without getting rewarded with anything."
Cream: "And joking about villains can offend people. Look at how many people you've traumatized with those jokes. Yes, you are the Perilous Prankster, and you helped save lives, but aren't you making some lives worse? Think of how people will feel when you make those jokes."
Curd: "At least crime rate was halved because of those jokes. And I didn't even need to throw a punch."
Cream: "I've heard your jokes about the Metal Virus. And given how much that traumatized me, I got offended even more than an average person. Your GRANDMA almost got lost, and I would've been a completely different woman had Sonic and Silver not destroyed it."
Curd: she stared with a blank expression before saying "I have to not make those jokes anymore? That's sad. All of the praise I get from Sonic and Amy during the nights... WAIT! CRIME RATE WENT DOWN! OK, then. Here's my plan. I keep telling those jokes but I give the victims of crimes earmuffs so that they don't hear my jokes."
Cream: "Wait, that's a good idea! OK, only use it on criminals. As much as I hate being told these jokes, I hate crime. It's great that you fight crime with those jokes, so that's my rule. Don't use it to get money."
Curd: "OK, mom, but will you still let me get a meal from Chaflick Foods any time any place?"
Cream: "No!"
Curd: "I don't care, Chaflick Foods is not killing Chao, like right away. They're treated like farm animals."
Cream: "Don't you get it? Those are holy and pure creatures. I don't want you to eat Chao. That's messed up!"
Curd: "Fine."
Cream: "And you won't get those failing grades as long as I consult."
Curd: "Thanks, Mom! Now that I think of it, you ARE a good mom. You care for me and my morality."
Samantha: "Also, Susan, I let you do a lot, so you don't need a prize for every good thing you do. Only when you did something great."
Susan: "I guess I was jealous of Curd getting those prizes."
Samantha and Cream: "So please don't call us bad moms. We care for and love you!"
Susan and Curd: "We see it now. Thanks for letting us see the errors in our ways."
They share a hug
The End
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