Among Us Logic Fanon 10

This is once again a (COMPLETED YES) template.
== Cast ==
* Octal
* Hacker
* Honey(with Cherry)
* Thresher
* possibly Player
* Mr pizza
*Officer Red(by request)
== Plot ==
Hacker: Hello, Octal. We meet again.
Octal: Why am I locked up like this?
Hacker: My first experiment. I will remove your ability to understand or speak English for one round. Good luck!
Mr pizza: He has the ability to do that?
Octal: WAIT WHAT!? NO —
*zapping noises can be heard from hallway outside medbay*
Thresher: What on earth was that?
Hacker and Octal: *leave the room*
Hacker: Hi, Thresher!
Mr pizza: hi guys
Thresher: Hope you're not up to something. How are you, Octal?
Octal(he will be translated for your convenience and mine; just note he's talking the way shapes normally talk): What?
Thresher: Are you addressing me or just mumbling?
Octal(thinks): Either the language barrier is really going brrr or this is the most exquisite prank in the history of Among Us.
Hacker: Huh… what's wrong with you?
Octal: *continues walking*
Honey: Who is that —
Octal: *skids and then stops* Who are you?
Honey: Who is this, Thresher?
Thresher: Octal. He hasn't said a single word today, though he does mumble, almost beeping.
Honey: So that's what I was hearing.
Octal: *runs and calls meeting*
Everyone else at same time: What?
Octal: Why is everyone humming today? It's weird…
*some more stuff needs to be here. We can do it!*
=== After the round in real life ===
Octal: *finds himself tied-up, upside-down, and over a pit of lava*
Officer Red: This will hurt the commune.
Hacker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I GOT YOU; THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!
Octal: I'm fine with lava, but whatever. I thought you had the cutting edge in the game, Hacker, but your power ends here! *cuts through rope easily with a stroke and DASHES OUTTA THERE*
Hacker: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Although, I do have a last trick…
Octal(he's speaking English again! He found the thing and used it): Oh no, you wouldn't.
Hacker: Oh yes I would.
Officer Red: Come with me, comrade. I know my way through every alley.
Octal: Thank you! *follows him*
Hacker: *dialls 9 1 1* Yes, I have found an extraterrestrial species. What do I do?
Other side: Call in the police. We'll be there, T minus 10 minutes. May I ask its appearance?
Hacker: Its head is an octagon, white and glowing.
Other side: Try to get any crowds away.
Octal: He's talking about me!
FBI: *arrive* *take Octal*
Octal: Well, this will be quite the trip, I hope.
Agent: Yes.
Octal: By chance, are you taking me to that one facility in Nevada that no shape would ever —
Agent: Yes.
Octal: Well, this is quite the predicament.
The entire lobby besides Hacker and Octal: *stands in front of the van*
Agent: Move it! This is none of your business!
Officer Red: Yes it is. You're kidnapping a fellow member of our lobby and a comrade.
Agent: Well, no one cares about you, dirty, rat-faced communist!
Officer Red: Nor does anyone care about you capitalist scumbags!
Thresher: I'm afraid we need him back.
Agent: *chuckles* You're a worker of a video game company. This is the government you're obstructing. Move it!
Thresher: As the Worker of Innersloth, this will happen. A crowd will form and attack your van, you will let Octal out, and you will never catch a shape again.
A thicc crowd that formed: WE NEED THE SPACEY BOI BACK! *attack van at once*
Agents in van: Well, this is quite the predicament.
Thresher *pleased grin*
Octal: Hey, that's what I said!
Agent: The doors won't work!
Octal: *looks at officer* What about those removable seat things?
Agent: No luck.
Octal: There is a way out, surely?
Agent: Do you mean yourself? Why didn't you say that earlier?
Octal: As long as you're fine with —
Agent: Do it!
Octal: *cuts through door* Thank me after you get out!
Hacker: What a mistake. A curse of my existence!
Octal: Huh?
Hacker: Calling the FBI was a bad idea. Now you're a hero! The execution plan will never work!
Octal: Hold up, it was an execution?
Hacker: Of course!
Officer Red: You're an even bigger scumbag than I thought! Killing a comrade! The horror!
And that's the end of that part. Finally.