Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "In and Out".
==Plot==
(Meanwhile in Rio de Janeiro, the cities are seen with people walking in the beach, cars driving in places with hall monitors letting people stop and go at the same time and birds flying in the sky while landing on the trees. A statue of Christ the Redeemer is shown in the top of the world as "Let Me Take You To Rio" by Ester Dean and Carlinhos Brown plays in the background as Linda and Tulio are driving in the car, making their way back home to the Blu Bird Sanctuary.)
*Linda: Aloha! What a beautiful day in Rio. Do you love driving when you see all the different cars on the road while watching the birds in the sky?
*Tulio: Yes. Speaking of Rio, it got some birds, a big beach and the best of all, carnival!
*Linda: Cannot stop complaining and loving about carnival.
*Tulio: It happen once in a year where everyone get to be in floats and dress in costumes like Mardi Gras.
*Linda: They also got the best floats, even on trucks and balloons. It honors the heart of the city and all the birds of a feather.
*Tulio: I bet Blu and his birds would still love it there if he was still back at the city.
*Linda: It been months since we saved the Amazon. Hope their new home isn't as far as travelling to Peru.
*Tulio: Mind as well ride on a llama over a horse. *make Linda laugh*
(At the Blu Bird Sanctuary, Fernando is seen feeding the yellow birds some bird seeds as Linda and Tulio parked their car to the house and walk up the stairs to the sanctuary to see Fernando at the door)
*Fernando: Eat some bird seeds. They're really good for you. Every bird has eaten some bird seeds ever since the sanctuary open up. *hear Linda and Tulio knocking* That must be them. *open the door* Hey, you guys are back.
*Linda: We're back Fernando.
*Tulio: Back from exploring the world and grocery shopping.
*Fernando: Hey Linda and Tulio. Got a nice long ride on you. You brought more food for the birds?
*Tulio: We all did. The store's bakery got some great fresh long breads on sale along with the muffins. A great price for a great deal for the price of one.
*Linda: I don't think the birds would like something from the bakery like muffins and cupcakes.
*Tulio: Right. Same with chocolate chip cookies.
*Linda: Chocolate chip cookies are okay, unless you don't feed them too much.
*Fernando: Mind as well not feed the birds with sweet stuff. The same applies to dogs and cats. Anyways, you got some plans to set up for our summer vacation.
*Linda: We got big plans to our next trip to the Amazon.
*Tulio: Come to the house as we speak.
*Fernando: Sure thing. Eh, why not?
(The background song end as Linda, Tulio and Fernando enter the house as they take a lot at a few bags to pack up with clothes, cameras and supplies on the sofa while the gang discuss their trip plan)
*Fernando: Very cool. You got a lot planned for the trip.
*Tulio: We got some new cameras just in case the memory card on the old one ran out.
*Linda: Can't waste some camera memory to take snapshots and show it to the medical center.
*Fernando: You can't let your employees down for all the research you done over the years when you free all those birds from the smugglers.
*Linda: Forget the smugglers. At least, you brought my Blu back along with the rest of the birds. I'm hoping for this vacation to be the very best as we are promising to take more pictures of the birds and other animals we have yet to discover and study with our scientists.
*Tulio: We have a lot of food packed as well. Who want some chips? *open a can of chips*
*Fernando: Mind as well take one. *take one chip out of the can and eat it*
*Linda: Let's not eat all of our snacks before the trip. *eat a chip*
*Tulio: I'm being carried away. We got a telescope to look across the wildlife. A magnifying glass to look closer at subjects and a magnet to pull through ferromagnetic materials.
*Fernando: *wear a safari hat* Do you really think I'm going to wear these hats when we go out in the wild to take some photos like in North Africa.
*Linda: One day Fernando. You'll wear these hats for the trip.
*Tulio: You're going to be like us and explore through places by discovering new birds and new animals.
*Fernando: I always wanted to look for birds I never heard of. Like take a rare peacock for example.
*Linda: The peacock got tons of feathers. Isn't that amazing?
*Tulio: Yes. They got the best look in shape like a flamingo. Not flamingos. I should say a Martial eagle.
*Fernando: Yeah. Very rare purple birds. What's next? A purple macaw?
*Linda: A lot of rare birds to name. One of a kind. Imagine Blu being born as a different bird like a red macaw.
*Tulio: Birds are very special. We humans don't have the ability to fly like penguins, in which are birds.
*Fernando: And I thought Blu can't fly until he escaped with his wings ever since the crash.
*Linda: Yay. My blue bird knows how to fly.
*Tulio: In that case, he's very special.
*Fernando: Special like all the Spix's Macaws in the world. Am I right?
*Linda: Yes. We still have to pack before the trip.
*Tulio: We're ahead of time. So, let's plan.
*Fernando: It gotta be one of those days to set up a big vacation with a lot of variety. *he, Linda and Tulio pack their bags*
(Back at Piggy Island, the pigs including King Pig look at the tools to suspect these strange items that came from the lab earlier as they continue to plan to get revenge on the birds)
*King Pig: These tools look strange to me. Which tools can we use to use to take the eggs?
*Foreman Pig: One of them doesn't have a effective glass to suck the eggs out.
*Chef Pig: Not even a masterpiece can solve this out.
*King Pig: Come on. You guys only had one job to figure it out and motivate on the plan. What is the name of the weapon shaped as a U that suck things with power?
*Foreman Pig: A toothpick?
*King Pig: No. That's for fixing teeths. Chef?
*Chef Pig: A magnifying glass?
*King Pig: D'oh! That's when you look closer in a better close-up when you can't see something out of your eyes. Can anyone tell me what is the name of the U-shaped item to suck through things? I'm bad at remembering and can't remember a name when we picked up all these items to store our belongings in the lockers.
*Foreman Pig: I know sir. It's a magnet.
*King Pig: Bingo! I know what to use to take the eggs from the birds. *hold up a magnet* Shaped as a U as a straw. *laugh* I got the perfect plan to stop those birds from destroying the fortress.
*Foreman Pig: The fortress is still going under repairs. We might have a chance that we will win big and defeat the birds once and for all.
*Chef Pig: This is will like a revenge in a chef's cake with a bomb on top.
*King Pig: A recipe for disaster you say?
*Chef Pig: A recipe for success! That's what all chefs do to cook the best meals in a restaurant!
*King Pig: It's no fast-food like cooking ten hamburgers a day. In our goal plan, we plan to take the eggs from the birds and eat them all like scrambled eggs.
*Foreman Pig: Heh heh heh. I like that Boss. You got a sense of attitude there.
*King Pig: Pigs! Listen up! We are going to try one more time to vengeance on those birds. We are not backing down for failure. Today we try again and strike for our feast of lunch! Are you ready to do this? *make his army cheers*
*Minion Pig #1: We love you King Pig.
*Minion Pig #2: You are the man.
*King Pig: Very good. And now, one of you ride in hot air balloons and take down these foes. They're gonna need a lot of bandages after this clash. Take this magnet on the go! *throw a magnet at the pig*
*Minion Pig #3: *hold a magnet on a hot air balloon* Thank you Boss.
*King Pig: We'll see about that, Angry Birds. *evil laugh*
(The pigs get on their hot air balloons and take off from the fortress to reach to the birds' village. Back with the Angry Birds, the birds have catch most fish and cut down few bushes with new nests build.)
*Red: Looking good. If these birds were to lay eggs, they would have rest in these new nests.
*Chuck: They're so cute. I hope they hatch and look like me.
*Red: Really Chuck? Have you ever gotten married before?
*Chuck: Uh, well, no. Never before.
*Bomb: Ouch! That stinks. I guess you never lay one egg to put into the nest.
*Matilda: Don't worry Chuck. You'll get your eggs someday.
*Chuck: I'm always one of a kind that flies faster.
*Red: At least, we got what we got. Free food.
*Hal: Is that fish?
*Red: Yes. If birds can eat seeds, why not eat meat?
*Bubbles: How do we cook these things?
*Terence: *pinch on the fish* Hmm...
*Jay: It look suspicious.
*Jim: Very funny.
*Jake: What are we suppose to do with these?
*Red: Nah. They're not eatable. We just catch them for fun. Just take them back to the water.
*Chuck: Right. Not food worthy to me. *drop all the fishes to the water*
*Red: Chuck, why did you send all the fish back to the water?
*Chuck: What? You told them to drop them back in the water. Now you changed your mind about this?
*Red: We shouldn't have keep them as pets.
*Bomb: But how would we keep them as pets if they are about to dry themselves to death without a bowl or a tube?
*Red: Because, I don't know how to set up a case or a box. We could have used the pigs' assets to put our stuff in the box!
*Chuck: Are we really going to go with this argument?
*Red: If I could, I can talk all day long.
*Stella: Red, you don't have to do this.
*Red: It's all fine by me. If you wouldn't have brought in a basket to drop the fish, then none of this would have happen.
*Chuck: Why are you being paranoid for all a sudden?
*Red: You're making me nervous!
*Chuck: Who's being nervous? Me or two?
*Red: It's the both of us now!
*Chuck: Aw man. You don't really think you should take a chill pill.
*Red: Of course not!
(While Red and Chuck argue in front of the Angry Birds, King Pig back in his fortress use a telescope to spy on them while the pigs are on their hot air balloons to set up a heist on the birds)
*King Pig: Very well. The Angry Birds are fighting along. That's what their anger issues stand for. Heh heh heh!
*Foreman Pig: Birds are just being birds and will always be birds.
*Chef Pig: Fresh out of luck. They'll never change their attitudes every year.
*King Pig: Things are going steady. Now it is the time to start the heist. Kick it in, boys.
(The pigs are about to start a heist in the birds' village while in their hot air balloons, unaware of the birds' attention on where the heist has been setting up)
*Minion Pig #1: Aye aye, king. *drop a cannonball at the pool*
*Red: You won't get a shiver on my beak! *hear a sound of a splash* Those pigs!
*Chuck: Are they really behind us this time?
*Red: I know what they did wrong. Sneaking up on the village.
*Matilda: Are yo really sure the birds did this?
*Red: I suspect, they're the ones behind it. I always watch over to see what's going on like a security guard.
*Minion Pig #2: And now, to the grand prize. *use a magnet to capture the eggs*
*Stella: Red, the eggs!
*Red: Oh no you don't! Not with our eggs! *bounce and jump to hit the eggs on the ground* Oh, I should be careful where to drop you for next time.
*Chuck: *see the pigs in their hot air balloons in the sky* Uh oh. Stranger danger birds.
*Minion Pig #2: Hey! They're getting away with the eggs!
*Minion pig #3: We need more back-up!
*Hal: Aw crud. We're under attack again.
*Stella: We can't be under attack right after we beat the pigs into their castle.
*Red: King Pig knows when he's sending his troop to heist on our village. He's in so much trouble this time. Birds, set up the slingshot!
*Chuck: Pack and tell, coming through! *dash fast and set up the slingshot* Perfect timing.
*Bomb: Who's going first?
*Red: Count me first! *get on the slingshot* This one's for the aim of the target. *shoot himself to the hot air balloon* For the birds! *hit a hot air balloon*
*Minion Pig #3: Whoa! We're moving up north! *his hot air balloon crash to another's*
*Chuck: Oh! That gotta hurt! *shoot himself to the hot air balloons* Up and away! *dash to crash on few hot air balloons*
*Minion Pig #4: *fall with the pigs* We're falling! We're falling!
*King Pig: *in his fortress* Oh come on! I was about to win! Use your hot air balloon to catch the eggs!
*Minion Pig #5: *use his hot air balloon* We're going in! *catch the eggs*
*Jay: The eggs!
*Jim: They got the eggs! Do something!
*Red: Are you kidding me? Now they're taking the fight too far. Come on birds, to the fortress!
*Chuck: On our way to the fortress!
*Red: Use the slingshot to reach to the fortress.
*Stella: That's what we're gonna do to get there.
*Jake: We're gonna save the day by getting the eggs back!
*Minion Pig #5: *use the hot air balloons with everyone to head back to King Pig's castle* We got the eggs! We are so lucky to get the eggs on time!
*Minion Pig #6: This is the best day ever to live!
*Red: *he and the birds on the slingshot* Get ready birds.
*Matilda: Let's make a swing for. *she and the birds shoot together to King Pig's castle*
*Hal: Team Friendship!
*Bubbles: To the castle!
*Chuck: I love you guys so much! Forgive me Red!
*Red: And I accept your apology.
*Bomb: Man. Promises won't last long as being timeless over decisions.
*Red: It won't take a wall to break through a brick of stone.
*King Pig: *in his fortress* Jeez. Now what the Angry Birds want from us?
*Foreman Pig: You probably won't like the looks of them when they get to the castle.
*King Pig: Uh oh. Here come the boom for nothing.
(The Angry Birds arrive at King Pig's castle by breaking through the stone and confront the pigs with King Pig and his henchmen reaching to the hallway to confront them for a rematch)
*Red: We're here for a fight!
*Chuck: A rematch.
*Red: I shouldn't have said that.
*Chuck: Right. It's your choice to say something like we're in danger.
*Foreman Pig: What these birds really want from us?
*Chef Pig: They don't have a recipe for success, huh?
*King Pig: They don't cook like you.
*Red: Very funny King Pig. Now let's talk. Where's the eggs?!
*King Pig: You want the eggs? *laugh* You are never getting them back. We hide them so we can eat them for later. *laugh*
*Red: Stop laughing and tell us where they are!
*Bomb: They always tend to lie. In fact, they are dumb and never smart as a smart caterpillar
*Minion Pig #5: *arrive with the hot air balloons* King Pig, I got the pigs!
*King Pig: Eureka. The sweet mother's of gold is a key to eating a hash brown.
*Red: I know your minions got them. You liar!
*King Pig: Don't take the eggs back where we are about to cook them. Guards, arrest them!
*Chuck: No need for arresting. *dash to fight the pigs*
*Jay: Here we go! *jump and bounce at the pigs*
*Jake: Woo hoo!
*Jim: Oh great!
*Terence: Gah! *destroy each wall to bump the pigs*
*Matilda: Eat your real eggs right here! *shoot eggs to bomb at the pigs*
*Foreman Pig: She's popping her eggs out of her butt!
*King Pig: That bird lady won't get away with this! *use a magnet to stick Matilda*
*Matilda: Hey. Watch your item!
*King Pig: You been a bad girl, miss.
*Matilda: Oh nice. I know you see something like this. *shoot a egg to bomb a magnet*
*King Pig: *crash on the stairs* Ah! The barnacles! Knock it off!
*Chef Pig: No one get away with the chef! *throw the tools at the birds*
*Hal: *dodge the tools* Whoa! They're throwing tools at us. Do something Red!
*Red: No one messes with me. *jump and dodge the tools by hitting Chef Pig*
*Chef Pig: My mustache! You almost twist it!
*Hal: *jump and swing around to hit the pigs* You can't mess with Hal, but you can't mess with the boomerang!
*Minion Pig #6: That is one big beak for a boomerang. *get hit by Hal*
*Hal: My bad. Not!
*Bubbles: *inflate to blast few wood* I will break your wood!
*Chuck: Knock out wood! *dash through wood as the castle begin to crack*
*King Pig: Not the castle again. No! I work hard to rebuild my precious kingdom!
*Red: It's ain't your kingdom anymore, fatty. *beat King Pig through the storage room*
*Stella: *shoot bubbles to trap the pigs* Have a nice trap.
*Minion Pig #1: Get us out of here!
*Minion Pig #2: We were not made to be trapped inside!
*Red: *get up and see a portal machine* This is a set-up, right?
*King Pig: This is more of a set-up. *dash Red*
*Red: Ow. Hey.
*King Pig: I had it with you. You made me nervous and break my crowns. I'm gonna whoop you like a yarn.
*Red: We'll see about that, king of losers. How common you think a king would try to be hypocritical on stealing other birds' eggs that make you a good person.
*King Pig: I hate you Red. You know what that means.
*Red: Say what?
*King Pig: Hasta la vista, baby! *use a pan to hit Red*
*Red: Aw! My break would have been cracking on the face. You bacon! *jump and hit King Pig*
*King Pig: Ooh. Not my nose!
*Red: Oink oink, who's there? *hit King Pig*
*King Pig: Ow! My eye.
*Red: Me. *jump and hit King Pig many times*
*King Pig: Oof, oof, ow, ow, ow. Stop it you maniac!
*Red: You like it? You want some more?
*King Pig: Stop! Enough! You're making me nervous!
*Red: I can go for that all day.
*King Pig: I'm gonna have a lot of boo-boos when I go to the hospital on another island.
(Back in Rio at a science lab, the scientists are at lunch while eating sandwiches and few chips when the button goes off while beeping on the portal machine)
*Scientist #1: Fresh sandwich made from home. I like it.
*Scientist #2: Who knew tuna goes well on bread.
*Scientist #3: It's just tuna and thought, it make you smarter.
*Scientist #4: On the brain? Or the glasses?
*Scientist #1: You get smart by learning topics!
*Scientist #2: Science and social studies too! *eat a chip.
*Scientist #5: Sir, the machine is beeping for a while. I think we should check on the portal machine.
*Scientist #1: Not now mate. I had a tuna sandwich to finish up. Mind as well would make a chicken sandwich next with pickles on top.
*Scientist #5: Actually, the machine is overheating.
*Scientist #1: What? We need to check back the portal machine right away. We'll finish our lunch later on. Come on. *he and everyone head to the portal machine*
*Scientist #6: No smoke came right out of the portal machine when the button was beeping all this time.
*Scientist #1: *turn on the portal machine* It seem that the portal machine is working okay. How about throwing our tuna sandwiches into the portal?
*Scientist #2: Are you crazy? How are we going to eat without our lunches?
*Scientist #1: It's okay a test and a test when you try to challenge yourself through limits. Drop them away boys! *send his boys to drop the tuna sandwiches into the portal machine*
(While Red is fighting against King Pig, a bunch of tuna sandwiches are dropped into the storage room, much to Red and King Pig's shock)
*Red: Huh?
*King Pig: What's this? *sniff* Tuna sandwich?
*Red: Doesn't look like a tuna sandwich to me.
*King Pig: And why does it smell rotten and old like boiled eggs?
*Stella: *show up with the Angry Birds by knocking the last of the pigs out* Heya, Red! We defeated every bunch of the pig. Heads up as we are about to defeat the King Pig.
*Red: Stella, guys. Make sure the castle get taken down while I beat the king to death.
*King Pig: I heard that! You're not making fun of me, are you?
*Red: No. But you gotta stop taking away our eggs like a coward.
*King Pig: I am the coward! So what?
*Chuck: You're being selfish like a old rust king.
*Hal: Not a good person in my log.
*Red: Alright King Pig. Tell us where you hide the eggs or else, we'll take down the rest of your castle!
*King Pig: Ha. I'm not telling you. No king tell their people where we place the eggs or to hide under a box. Are you guys hit in a head or something?
*Foreman Pig: *show up* Back up! *push the Angry Birds on the ground*
*Jay: Hey. We were right there.
*Chef Pig: *he and the pigs get up* The eggs are safe and sound and where they should be hiding at.
*Red: You're not going to eat the eggs. These eggs are mine! I own them on the nest, not you!
*Foreman Pig: Get your own. You'll lay a new egg someday like every mating season.
*Red: *furious* Grrrr. I had it with you.
*King Pig: I can watch this complaint all day in my eyes. *laugh*
(At the same time of the birds confronting the pigs in King Pig's castle, the scientists at the science lab in Rio review what they have throw and plan to throw more items at the portal)
*Scientist #1: Well, that was well fascinating.
*Scientist #2: Should we throw more items on the portal?
*Scientist #3: If we can try our best to throw as much items we want.
*Scientist #4: Dump in all the tools we don't just anymore ten years ago.
*Scientist #1: Let's throw it all in. *he and the scientist throw many tools in the portal*
(The tools fall through the portal as they pop into King Pig's castle where the tools are throw into King Pig's back in much of everyone's attention)
*King Pig: Ah! My back! *see all the tools on the ground* Who did this?!
*Red: It wasn't me. It came right out of the sky when we were first arguing.
*King Pig: You. Did this!
*Red: Oh no. It wasn't me. I swear.
*King Pig: I'm gonna eat you up. Come here! *rush after Red*
*Red: Uh oh. I think we should brawl out.
*Chuck: Last one standing in a melee coming up! *fight the pigs*
*Red: *fight King Pig: How do you like that now?
*King Pig: You little feather. You should have lose.
*Bubbles: *inflate at the pigs* I am the great birdy of the clock!
*Hal: *swing to knock out the pigs* Coming in, coming through, excuse me, pardon me, at your service!
*Jay: Brothers, together.
*Jake: One, two, three.
*Jim: *he and his brothers jump and blast at the pigs* Wee!
*Chef Pig: *fight Matilda* You make the recipe's a disaster!
*Matilda: You want a real egg? Have a real egg on your way. *shoot a egg bomb at Chef Pig*
*Chef Pig: Ow! That is one big yolk bomb!
*Stella: *shoot bubbles at the pigs* Have a nice day in the afterlife.
*Minion Pig #1: *trapped in a bubble with the pigs* Trapped, again? Not cool.
*Minion Pig #2: I want my mommy!
*Terence: *knock out every room to beat the pigs* Gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
*Red: Alright Terence! Way a go! Show me what you're working with. *get bumped by King Pig* Ow. 'Scuse you.
*King Pig: It's over Red. This is the end of the line of the law for you.
*Red: You haven't defeat one big that get nervous, do you?
*Bomb: *get nervous as he is about to blow up* So many birds, so many pigs. I can't watch!
*Chuck: Bomb, what are you doing?
*Bomb: I don't know what to do. It's like there's a whole fight party going on.
*Matilda: You can do it Bomb. You blow yourself up many times.
*Bubbles: You are born to bomb like a kaboom!
*King Pig: Guards, track the black bird down!
*Minion Pig #3: Coming right to ya! *he and the pigs block Bomb*
*Bomb: Hey! I can't see.
*King Pig: Game over Bomb. You're gonna need a new dynamite after the war.
*Bomb: No! Guh! Aurgh! Ahh! I can't take it any longer! *explode by blasting all the pigs and the rocks out of the way*
(At the same time, the portal machine at the science lab in Rio starts to overheat as things started to shake a bit)
*Scientist #1: Did I just heard a boom boom pow in the other world?
*Scientist #2: Sir, the lab is shaking, even the portal machine is overheating.
*Scientist #3: *try to turn off the portal machine* I can't seem to turn off the machine. The wires, button and plug is overheating and aware to get electrocuted like a lightning strike.
*Scientist #4: Drop some water on it and it will blow up.
*Scientist #5: *lot of things started to suck into the portal* Holy Cannoli! It started to suck into the portal!
*Scientist #6: Call for emergency. We're in terrible danger!
*Scientist #1: I don't know what's going on. We should give Linda and Tulio a call.
*Scientist #6: Right behind you. *see the table get sucked up on a portal* Not our table! Come on! That was our only coffee table.
(Back at the birds' room, Nigel is in his cage with Gabi while all the birds are in the cage together with the sink on, much aware of what's going on in the lab)
*Nigel: Roses are red, violets are blue, Nigel and Gabi are always together and will always be ever since the flea market.
*Gabi: You wasn't sure it was a flea market.
*Nigel: Neither a fruit market. I was a fortune teller all along, giving everyone fortune cards to tell about their future like what a genie does in One Thousand and One Nights.
*Gabi: If you were to meet a genie bird, what would you wish for?
*Nigel: There are three wishes for a genie to limit and answer. One, get out of this cage. Two, defeat Blu and his flock. And three, become a star again and take over the Amazon.
*Gabi: Nigel, you can't just wish for four. You even brought up a long third wish.
*Nigel: I can wish for anything I want! The last line is right there. *see the cage shaking* What's happening to our cage?
*Gabi: Pretty weird, actually. I think we may be having a tornado drill. *see the door get sucked to the portal as the cages break out free with the birds flying out of there*
*Nigel: What the? Is this a tunnel to heaven?!
*Gabi: I don't know. The light is glowing up to a big skylight!
*Scientist #1: Not the birds. Turn the thing off!
*Scientist #2: I don't know. I have to keep on trying!
*Scientist #1: Just do it!
*Scientist #2: Okay! I got your request! *unplug the portal machine* Yes! *see the portal machine glitching* Oh no.
*Nigel: Oh yes. Unleash the tunnel to our freedom.
*Gabi: Ha!
*Scientist #1: You got to be kidding us.
(Lots of things sucked in the portal are getting thrown to King Pig's castle as much to the birds and pigs' shock)
*Red: What happen?
*King Pig: Something weird going on in our world.
*Bomb: Ow. I beat them all. Did I?
*Bubbles: You finally beat all the pigs.
*Hal: We're very proud of you.
*Matilda: What a hero you are.
*Bomb: Thank you. And thank you. No doubt asked. *see the portal machine overheating* What's that smell?
*Chuck: It smell like smoke or something's burning.
*Red: It's just a weird circle machine they have on. Why you have that portal machine on the whole time when we were fighting?
*King Pig: Uh, I can explain. *the portal machine explodes as it starts to suck up many things in the portal* Holy fried chicken! We're going down under!
*Red: The portal is gonna suck us all! Run! *he and everyone run*
*Foreman Pig: Move out of the way!
*Chef Pig: It's like the ham is burning for thirty minutes.
*Chuck: Coming right to you at the front door!
*Bomb: Man, I'm gonna need a nice bath after this fight.
*Matilda: Red. Where are the eggs?
*Red: What eggs? The peacock eggs? *see the eggs getting sucked to the portal* The eggs!
*King Pig: Not my lunch! *move out Red* Out of the way, folk!
*Red: Oh no you don't. You push me!
*King Pig: I'm gonna need a new castle after the fallout. *jump to the portal*
*Red: Cheater. *jump to the portal*
*Chuck: Red!
*Stella: Baby, where you're going? *see the whole castle breaking apart* Oh bubbles and waters.
*Terence: *break through walls* Grrrrr.
*Jay: The whole castle is tearing down.
*Jim: The stairs, the rooms, the floor, the doors, everything.
*Jake: It's like the whole magic show is finish and being put back in the magic top hat.
*Foreman Pig: Aye, where did the boss going? *he and everyone float and being suck to the portal* Not the whoop-de-whoop again.
*Chef Pig: Stranger danger, animals! We're burned!
*Chuck: Goodbye pig world! *he and everyone get sucked to the portal as parts of the castle get sucked through the portal as the portal machine blow up at King Pig's castle*
(Through a line of worlds in the multiverse, the birds and the pigs are floating through the lines as they reach for the eggs while fighting)
*King Pig: Get out of the way!
*Red: Look what you done?! You set up this heist all the time just to trick on us?!
*King Pig: It's not my fault that someone else was doing the same thing over and over through worlds.
*Chuck: You're a meanie! *bounce at King Pig*
*King Pig: Ow! Fool!
*Red: You slept through earthquakes!
*King Pig: I hate you!
*Stella: Guys, look out.
*Bomb: Oh block. *he and everyone get hit through blocks*
*Hal: Son of a rock.
*Bubbles: We're being split!
*Foreman Pig: You won't see the last of us, birds! *he and the pigs go through another line, separating from the birds*
*Red: Take that pigs! We'll be home in few seconds!
*King Pig: *grab the eggs* Yes! It's all mine!
*Matilda: Hey. Aren't you suppose to be with your group?
*King Pig: Uh.... we stay as a group?
*Red: Not so fast! Terence, block him out.
*Terence: *bump King Pig out of the line* Caw!
*King Pig: I wish to rule you! *fall to the pigs' line*
*Foreman Pig: Welcome back Boss!
*Chef Pig: You got the eggs?
*King Pig: What eggs? The blue jay eggs?
*Chef Pig: You clearly forgot about them. Didn't you.
*King Pig: Huh? *see the birds celebrate with the eggs*
*Red: We got our eggs right back at the nest* *cheer with the birds*
*King Pig: Angry Birds! You will all pay for your schemes!
*Foreman Pig: Boss. We're going right into the light.
*King Pig: Not a case of bad luck. I'm seeing the light! Aah! *he and everyone scream as they warp to the portal*
*Red: And so, King Pig and his army are banished to nowhere and we finally get to celebrate our freedom at the end of the line.
*Jay: Red, where are we going?
*Red: Home, I guess.
*Bomb: That's not the tunnel to home.
*Chuck: We're actually going into the line.
*Red: Oh come on. Seriously? We were about to return home.
*Hal: The light is making us blind. *he and everyone scream as they warp to the portal*
(Back at the science lab is Rio, many things are jumping out of the portal as the scientists try to turn off the portal)
*Scientist #1: This is the worst science experiment we ever done!
*Scientist #2: There's no way to turn off the machine!
*Scientist #3: The whole place gonna blow up.
*Scientist #4: By one machine?! *he and everyone fall down as the portal machine explodes, bringing the pigs into the lab after the crash*
*Scientist #5: *hear pig sounds* The hell?
*Scientist #6: How did all these bodiless pigs get in here? This is what we wished for?
*Chef Pig: Where are we?
*Foreman Pig: Strange new world, eh?
*King Pig: Hello, people. This is our reign now.
*Scientist #1: We're being overtaken! Run! *he and the scientists left the lab*
*King Pig: Run away you little cowards! We got a new home to take over.
*Foreman Pig: Why you drove them away like that?
*King Pig: We don't know them who they are. It's just we don't care for them.
*Chef Pig: We somehow arrived on a weird science lab. *hear a cockatoo sound* What was that?
*King Pig: *see a glimpse of Nigel flying* It wasn't me.
*Foreman Pig: Wherever it flies, it's gonna fly back on us.
*King Pig: *see Nigel landing on the empty cage* Oh, you little Angry Bird. I'm gonna get you for destroying my castle again. Come here! *rush as Nigel push him toward the pigs*
*Foreman Pig: Watch it!
*Chef Pig: That's not an angry bird. It's a bird with a full body.
*Nigel: That's right. You seen a bird with feathers and claws, do you?
*Gabi: Your feet are your claws.
*Nigel: Oh, shush it you little poison dart frog. Also, *overreact* what in the world are those round things?!
*King Pig: What round things? We were born that way.
*Gabi: I know. But, you're all round! Where are your bodies?
*King Pig: What bodies? I don't see no body set on the box nor treasure chest.
*Gabi: How are you going to eat when moving?
*Foreman Pig: All of us in the army is a pig. You get that?
*Nigel: You don't get our comments, do you? Plus, what are you suppose to be? Some kind of old greedy king pig who rules over England?
*King Pig: I am the king of the pigs. King Pig is my name and ruler of Piggy Island. It all started when my father, my father's father and my father's father's father's begin a campaign to steal the eggs from birds. We were feasting, rumbling and preying to attack on birds and get their eggs. Turn out the mission to get the eggs was a failure all along and we never achieve the goal to get the eggs ever since.
*Nigel: How depressing. What kind of king think you should be in charge of capturing the eggs and taking them to a mental medical center. I've been to worst hospitals in my life, long before I was a star.
*King Pig: Hey man. There's no need to judge me by my size. When I age up, I get older and the older I look, the weaker I will get weaker from the strength of my power.
*Nigel: So does me. I was once a famous bird in all of my life until getting fired from a falling point and replaced by someone else. I was framed!
*King Pig: Framed? Like getting blamed?
*Nigel: You don't know what that word means, do you?
*King Pig: Nope. Don't care. Not in my book.
*Nigel: Shame on you! *take King Pig's crown*
*King Pig: Hey! That's my crown!
*Foreman Pig: Give it back you coward!
*Gabi: Oh Nigel, please give the old pig back his crown.
*Nigel: He doesn't look old to me. But fine. *drop the crown to King Pig* It's all yours. Don't get mad.
*King Pig: Thank you, but no thank you. What are you suppose to be? A lifeguard on a fortune teller suit?
*Nigel: I was a pet of the smugglers and I was a fortune teller from my new owner. But left ever since my memories came back from the Spix's Macaw I hate the most.
*King Pig: Ouch. That stinks. In our world, we were fighting the birds, responsible for taking away the eggs and our lunch is always getting stolen over and over every day.
*Nigel: Fighting the birds over a stolen lunch of eggs? I poop on birds' nests and blame it on parrots. You're not the only one who done those dirty things before.
*King Pig: You're a criminal?
*Nigel: How do you know? You're a king of nothing.
*King Pig: You want to fight back those Spix's Macaws? Then we should fight back the Angry Birds.
*Nigel: Good point there. The name's Nigel and this is my servant Gabi.
*Gabi: I am more as a assistant and crush to Nigel.
*Nigel: Oh stop it Gabi. You're giving me the shivers.
*Gabi: I got some shivers on you. *try to kiss Nigel*
*Nigel: Stop it Gabi!
*Gabi: Watch your beak, watch your feathers.
*Nigel: Stop!
*Gabi: Oh no you didn't.
*King Pig: *he and he pigs watch in annoyance* This is cringing in my eyes.
*Foreman Pig: Why are we staring at their business?
*Chef Pig: I thought we were going to team up for a campaign to stop the birds.
*Nigel: *kiss Gabi* Gross, but thank you. Like you were saying, we're teaming up to stop our bird enemies. Between you and me, we're teaming up.
*King Pig: Yes! I will not be the king of shame today. I will be the king of greediness and take all the eggs from the birds!
*Nigel: *land on King Pig's nose* You're hired. You better listen to my orders or else, we're gonna face a big problem than a worm up your nose!
*King Pig: Right. You're the king. So, I listen what you tell me to do.
*Gabi: I thought the kings order their minions what to do.
*Nigel: As a king, he order his minions as I tell them what to do.
*King Pig: Okay boss. Since we are getting out of this strange room, where do you want us go to?
*Nigel: To set up our base, we'll invade one of my failed members' hideout and where we are going to track them down in the forest. *laugh*
*King Pig: Oh, I like the sound of laugher. *laugh*
*Gabi: *join in laughing* Ah ha ha ha! The charm! The presents!
*Nigel: Okay! That's enough laughing! Let's roll out!
*Gabi: Right. Sorry about that.
*King Pig: *break through the door and get out with the group* This is the start of a beautiful friendship.
*Nigel: Ugh. I'm so disgusted. Why I hire you in the first place?
*King Pig: To work as kings and gentlemen.
*Nigel: Right. Get to work and first stop is the monkeys' funky party. *spit out a feather* Monkeys... they're so annoying.
(Back at the Amazon Rainforest, the birds are hanging out in the tree as one of them pass out berries and eat them for snack)
*Blu: One berry coming up! *pass out a berry to Tiago*
*Tiago: Blueberry! *eat a fruit*
*Bia: Hey, no fair. That was my berry.
*Tiago: Duh. I got it first.
*Blu: Guys, chill. Everyone get a turn on getting berries. No need to fight like a house of cards.
*Jewel: Why not peel over a pineapple for a snack.
*Blu: Too sharp, too big. Not doing that.
*Carla: Can we open up a nut again. We haven't open one of those in months.
*Jewel: Well, I wish we could. But unfortunately, we lost the rights ever since we lost at the Pit of Doom.
*Blu: It's not my fault that I backfire the score to give the Scarlet Macaws back the rights.
*Rafael: Still shame on you, bro. We couldn't have gotten the nuts to ourselves.
*Blu: But taking a birds' nut from another tribe is against the rainforest's law.
*Nico: The rainforest don't make the rules for the nuts. The tribes make the rules for who get the prize or not.
*Blu: Come on guys. We don't have to go over this argument again. I lost many bets for all my life ever since we were living in Rio for years before moving in.
*Jewel: Jungle boy, you got only one job to get the rights back.
*Blu: The copyright fair use doesn't say so.
*Eduardo: One day when we beat Felipe in a match of war, we'll get the rights back to the rare Brazil nut.
*Mimi: Nothing can be timeless forever like a old banana. *smell a old banana and toss it out* Ugh, nobody want to eat a dried up rotten brown banana for breakfast.
*Roberto: How long you had that banana for?
*Mimi: Four months.
*Roberto: Four months?! That's like eating a matzo cracker and I still hate crackers even on this day!
*Jewel: Chill Roberto. Let's not go over your anger issues and stick around with the positives.
*Blu: No need to stand with the negatives.
*Roberto: Life is always good, but it can be worse. *his hair float up* Oh. My feathers. They're floating up.
*Blu: It wasn't me. *his feathers float* Oh. There a big wind storm winding around us.
*Tiago: *see the fruits floating* The fruits! They're flying!
*Rafael: What is going on with the tribe?
*Luiz: *on the logs* Hey Rafael! The whole's tribe shaking!
*Rafael: How could this be? *see a crack in the sky to see a wormhole opening up* What the?
*Blu: What is that in the sky? Is it a cupid's wing?
*Jewel: No! Something's weird and strange is happening to the Amazon. *see the Angry Birds falling from the sky* What the?
*Blu: Are the bird gods dropping some refugees from the afterlife?
*Eduardo: It is the crash as we call it.
*Blu: The crash?
*Eduardo: Our beautiful Amazon is in the risk of danger. You must go after the crash and see what's going on!
*Jewel: We'll be back daddy. Everyone come on! We need to check what's going on?
*Bia: Are we going through the hole?
*Jewel: No sweetie. We need to locate the crash on where it's heading.
*Nico: Is the world ending on a boom?
*Jewel: Ugh. You guys probably don't know what it is. We'll find out when we get there.
*Pedro: Emergency mission, coming through! *he and everyone fly*
*Luiz: Wait up! Don't leave me like last time! I hope my day is not messed up.
*Eduardo: We'll make sure the tribe stays safe in wake of today's current events.
*Mimi: Nobody moves until the case is here.
*Roberto: Let's just hope no human try to take down or tree or we're gonna freak out.
(The Angry Birds are falling as they just got out of the wormhole and falling in the skies of the Amazon Rainforest, reaching to their crash)
*Red: Whoa! A new world. What happen? Is anyone okay?
*Chuck: Are we really flying?
*Red: No! We're falling! We're really falling like sitting ducks!
*Bomb: Too hot. Too hot! *blow the fire off his feathers*
*Jay: Wee!
*Jim: I'm skydiving.
*Jake: This is the best day ever!
*Red: You are not okay! You are in the risk of danger!
*Hal: Why am I not swinging as a boomerang?
*Red: Just because of your beak shaped as a boomerang? You're not helping Hal.
*Bubbles: This is getting kinda crazy in here. I just want to go home and eat some lollipops.
*Red: Ugh. Terence, can you help me what's going on?
*Terence: *annoyed* Hmm...
*Red: Never mind. Ladies, what's going on?
*Matilda: We just got out of the wormhole, but this place doesn't look like Piggy Island or Bird Island.
*Red: Bird Island? Ha. We never been to a Bird Island before, or a tropical place like Hawaii.
*Stella: Red, are the eggs okay?
*Red: The eggs? *see the nests on the nest* The eggs! *jump pass the blocks* Out of the way, coming through. Baba bing, baba boom! *grab the nest with eggs* Gotcha! *the eggs get taken by a flying peacock* Hey! Those are my eggs, not yours!
*Peacock: Thank you for a triple of eggs, small bird! It's time to feast on some lunch! *fly off laughing*
*Red: Oh come back here you son of a peacock! What is wrong with you?!
*Stella: Who was that? Did he took the eggs?
*Red: We were robbed! That random peacock came out of nowhere and stole it all! Oh, I'm gonna take his feathers off when I find his home where he lives.
*Matilda: Don't feel bad. We'll lay new eggs like every season.
*Stella: At least, the peacock theft isn't as bad as the pigs.
*Red: When I get to his log home, I'll tear it all down. Are we going to land to safety?
*Stella: *look below* Probably not.
*Red: *disappointed* Oh great. Sugar honey iced tea then. *he and everyone crash to the ground*
(Blu's flock with Luiz hear the crash of the Angry Birds on their way on finding them in the Amazon Rainforest)
*Blu: What was that sound?
*Jewel: It's the crash. It reached to the points of the Amazon's ground.
*Blu: Which means, it has arrived at the Amazon Rainforest! Oh no. What are we gonna do?
*Pedro: Relax man. You think the jungle was going to crack and split our paradise into two?
*Rafael: I thought the world was going to end in a crash.
*Luiz: But it didn't happen! Duh. Rumors are never true and will always never be.
*Nico: We gotta keep on looking as we stay out of trouble.
*Pedro: Head straight to find out about the crash.
*Blu: Eduardo promise that the tribe will be safe once the crash issue is resolved.
*Jewel: Resolving the crash won't even help it as lumping on a bandwagon.
*Blu: Uh. It doesn't really resolve a point on whenever the crash is just a hit or not.
*Tiago: You know?
*Blu: Well. Not every rumor is true like what Luiz said.
*Bia: Just remember, finder keepers.
*Carla: The finders we find, the keepers we are going to get.
*Jewel: Let's go. The sound on the straight lead us to the key of the crash.
*Blu: Things will be okay once we solve this situation out.
TO BE CONTINUED
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