Green Cheese

Green Cheese is some weird thingy that is presumed to be cheese. If you eat it, it gives you weird psychic powers. It has a lot of calories, and makes people have a pudgy belly upon eating it. This is extremely evident as to when Ness found some green cheese on the floor when he was 2 and ate it for some reason. The reasons to this happening are high unknown, but some people think it might be the weird doing of the Teletubbies. Just a theory, though. A GAME THEORY!
== Nutrition Facts ==
* Calories: OVER 9000
* Fat: 17 g
* Saturated Fat: 15 g
** Trans Fat: 1 g
* Sodium/Salt: 955 mg
* Carbohydrates: 17 tacos
* Protein: 8 cartons of milk's worth. It is a dairy product, after all...
* Fiber: 17 g
** Sugars: 1 g
* Vitamin A: Any%
* Vitamin C: 7 cans of fruit juice's worth
* Calcium: 17 cartons of milk's worth.
* Iron: We don't exactly know.
Category:Stuff
Category:Food
Category:Dangerous food
Category:Cheese