The Chinese Empire

Musical guest: Gotye featuring Kimbra
Guest star - Jackie Chan
Emily and Zach’s first apperances as co hosts 
== Quotes ==
NARRATOR: Assume the crashing position. (bird on screen) Hold on tight. (a mountain climber screams and fell) Take a deep breath. (saw the fisherman till going underwater) FOR THE RETURN OF THE MOST KABLAMMIEST SHOW ON EARTH!
(to New York with Mr. Foot, to France with the Flesh as they screamed, to Antarctica, Loopy and Larry with Charlie Chicken high kicks,
Jetcat zooming as Prometheus and Bob lands on the meteorite harshly and then, new toons coming to the swimming hole as we're going to the TV Network with the files as it shows)
NARRATOR: IT'S...."KaBlam!"
NARRATOR: WHERE COMICS AND CARTOONS COLLIDE! We're turning the file page to find the hosts....HENRY AND JUNE! 
JUNE: Man, it’s good to be back Oh, we're on? Oops. HEY, KABLAMOIDS, I'm June.
HENRY: And I'm Henry. We're back for to tell you that...
BOTH: KABLAM IS REALLY BACK FOR A BRAND NEW SEASON! 
(logo shown with the lights shining) 
HENRY: Well, this girl is ready for fun after she got her ear pierced
JUNE: Whoa. Talk about stud piercing 
Erica: wow, I’m really looking forward to see new people 
HENRY: In the 90's, it was a grand decade for the show, and it got cancelled, then after that it got revived with new kids
JUNE: Now, we can present a way of Kablamination. But first...
HENRY: Here comes our new cohosts 
JUNE: who love to take on new challenges
BOTH: PLEASE, WELCOME, RAYZ AND WHEELER!
(audience applauding as two new cohosts enter)
Zach: hey, what’s up everybody, I’m Zach, and I’m 10 years old
Emily: and I’m Emily, and I’m 9 years old
Zach: and we're your new cohosts of Kablam
Emily: who is that girl who'd got a stud pierce, I think she’s ready for fun
Erica: I got mine done last year, you know, a stud in my ear
HENRY: Well, since their introduction wasn’t too long. We'll give you 4 cartoons. That's all. Let's turn the page and...
Zach: there’s a Chinese empire coming in
Emily: and we're starting with the action league now!
Narrator: "Can Master Pu's master plan save Stinky Diver, or will this mismatch make him meet his maker? Stay tuned for the Action Kia!-ed conclusion of Action League Now!"
JUNE: Hope so, theres another way for the Chinese empire
BOTH: It's Prometheus and Bob.
(the page turned)
NARRATOR: What are you about to see is top secret. It's a video tape recorded 900,000 years ago by a alien using a remote control's camera. It shows to attempt to educated an caveman. They've been codenamed...the Prometheus and Bob tapes.
(sizzles)
NARRATOR: Tape #432: GYMNASTICS.
(sizzles) (Bob came as Prometheus building weights,
the bench and the long jump)
PROMETHEUS: Come on here. It's fun. 
(Bob nods "no")
(Prometheus show him to pump some weight)
(he nods and tossing him that and K.O.) (Bob shouts)
(he grabs the remote) (sizzles) (back on transmission)
(Prometheus teach him to do the long jump) (he grabs the pole
and moves even flying swiftly) (Bobs shouts happily) 
(Prometheus gives him the pole as he zooming through it) (he moans of
embarrassment) (turns on the remote as the screen sizzles) 
(back on screen) (Prometheus shows Bob to throw a frisbee) 
(he did as Bob throwing it at the camera) (got smashed) 
(back on transmission) (monkey grabs the medicine ball and tossing at Prometheus as K.O.) (Bob claps and laughing happily) (he gives Bob the ball
and he got hurt) (he's growling and wanna pole the monkey hard) 
(Prometheus gets up and growling til he clicks on the remote)
(the transmission's back until the monkey moves as he hops on him away from Bob as Bob throws the pole at the camera) (camera got smashed)
NARRATOR: End.
Narrator: "Ninja, returned. Stinky Diver, learned. Master Pu, concerned."
Zach: Don't worry he’s just off key 
Emily: What a singer, huh?
JUNE: You said it. Man, that was hilarious about that empire to attack you. You know, from japanese
Zach: Don't remind me. I hate losing some challenges 
HENRY: Like the big one approaching you quickly?
Erica: no, but I do not
(both laughing) 
HENRY: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE! 
JUNE: Mine, too.
Erica: I hope those people in Chinese doesn't take it personally by a empire
HENRY: Here's something for you to enjoy without being scared. It's life With Loopy. 
(page turned) 
(Loopy dances and theme plays) 
("Life With Loopy" sign appears)
LOVE BITES
LOOPY: Hi, Loopy here. My brother's been narrating for most of our misadventures. It becomes a heartbreaker in this one. Remember the time I help him in love with her? It didn't worked well. 
(Larry crying)
MOM: It's okay, son. There's plenty fishes into the sea. 
LARRY: Huh?
DAD: In which of your Mother's terms, there's lots of beautiful women out there. Just waiting for you in the right moment.
LARRY: Yeah, right. When fishes controlling their eye sights to hypnotizing me. I really missed her. (sniffs) I'll probably be 78 after my lifestyle annihilated. Excuse me.
LOOPY: I had to do something. But what? THE INTERNET! (typing websites including dating websites) (drinking coffee) (she thuds until a 17 year old Kasi Lumi appears as she smiles) 
LOOPY: BINGO! I love that song, you know. 
(the next night, Larry shivers with sweat as Kasi came and smiles)
(he hides underneath the table) (she follows him)
(he moves swiftly til he got hit by the searchlight) (Loopy came and facepalms)
(Larry climbs the rope til he fleeing around til he lands on the shark prop)
LARRY: It sinks in his tooth, huh?
KASI: You don't have to be afraid. I'm Kasi.
LARRY: I'm Marry. I mean, Darry, no, I mean, Larry. I love Charlie Chicken and Kung Fu.
KASI: What a coincidence, so am I. (he smiles and they romantically in loved)
LOOPY: YES! (she gets up on the prop tree till the branch breaks) Huh? Maybe I shouldn't be eating those donuts before dinner.
(she screams and lands on the table with refreshments) Great punchline, huh?
LARRY: (both giggles) Hmm. Loopy, thank you for fixing my relationship. Now, I got a dream date of a lifetime.
LOOPY: Called me Captain Cupid of Love. (prop bonks her head) Except my head.
KEVIN: Hey, you're kinda cute to swim the refreshment table, Captain Cupid of Love. (winks)
LOOPY: Well, I'm Loopy, what's yours?
KEVIN: Kevin Winters. I think it's gonna be a long beautiful friendship.
LOOPY: You said it. 
LARRY: My love story ends happily.
I think her's just gone happily also.
(both of them got their guitar and playing wild) 
LARRY: Even for them. (laughs)
(they dancing) (both shrugs) (all dancing happily) 
LOOPY: Punch, anyone? 
(winks)
HENRY: Punch, indeed. So we have one more cartoon to cram
JUNE: Well, for everything's been changed but not us. Cramming cartoons is our profession not anyone else, 
And another thing, we’ve got one more cartoon, it can only be the Offbeats 
JUNE: okay everybody, let’s give a big KaBlam! welcome to our very special musical guest
BOTH: Gotye!
Gotye: Now and then I think of when we were together 
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love, and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well, you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad it was over
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that, though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Kimbra: Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done
And I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know
Gotye: But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing (aah-ooh)
And I don't even need your love (ooh)
But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough (aah)
No, you didn't have to stoop so low (ooh)
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number (aah)
I guess that I don't need that, though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Somebody (I used to know)
Somebody (now you're just somebody that I used to know)
Somebody (I used to know)
Somebody (now you're just somebody that I used to know)
I used to know
That I used to know
I used to know
Both: Somebody 
HENRY: Well, that ends another episode, but before we go, let’s give a big thanks to Gotye and Kimbra
JUNE: and a big thanks to our very special guest, Jackie Chan!
BOTH: THAT'S ALL FOR NOW SO STAY TUNED FOR MORE CARTOONS BEING CRAMMED! SEE YA, KABLAMMERS!
NARRATOR: SAYONARA, KABLAMOIDS! SAME KABLAM TIME, SAME KABLAM NETWORK!
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