Girlfriend

A very smart brunette with red fingernails, high heels, and a dress who always sits on top of speakers for no reasons, Girlfriend accompanies a just as unimaginatively named blue-haired midget who just sings nonsense in a video shame called Friday Night Fuckin', in order to defeat a DILF, a single-mom family, Grandpa Lemon from Annoying Orange, the quiet kid, a MILF, Christmas DILF, a late-2010s indie horror game, and a Home Depot employee all just for her. She has problems with rapping bombs and Skellies.
== Boyfriend ==
She often shows her simp Boyfriend how to sing, wait, isn't that a music lesson? Is she a fuckin' music teacher? Does she even teach people how to sign through glowing arrows? That is impossible in science. All possible in "Friday Night Fuckin"!
== Family ==
Her dad is Daddy Dearest, and her mom is Mommy Mearest. She hates them and wants Boyfriend to kill them both for naming her Girlfriend Gearest when she was 0 and they're dumb for not just giving her the last name Dearest.
Girlfriend is smart cause she does ate a bunch of arrows for dinner in the tutorial. WAIT WHAT?
== Trivia ==
* Her boobs are part of her skeleton. Talk about bone titties...
* Maria Abe is a better character than Girlfriend.
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