Squidward's Sick Day (Rewrite)/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: April 17, 2021
Episode Copyrighted: 2021
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode begins with a shot of the exterior of the Krusty Krab on a rainy day. A drop of rain falls through a visible hole on the roof, and falls onto Squidward's head.
Squidward Tentacles: Hey!
The camera zooms out to show a bunch of angry customers.
Fish Customer #1: What's taking so long?
Fish Customer #2: I never got my fries!
Fred Rechid: *pops out from the ceiling* Why doesn't my father love me?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *puts my spatula on Squidward*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Quit it.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Quit it.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Quit it!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: I said quit it!
Mr. Krabs: *toilet flushes* Mr. Squidward, clean up in the head.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs: *spills soda* Also, clean up here.
Squidward Tentacles: *whimpers*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs: I said clean up!
Fish Customers: Squidward! Squidward!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward. *water drops on Squidward* Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.
Larry Needlemeyer: Lincoln, will you quit it already!
Fish Customers: Squidward!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward, Hey, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: *my head falls onto the floor* Oh, no.
Mr. Krabs: Don't just lay there. Clean up. Clean up. Clean up!
Squidward Tentacles: *screams, then wakes up from my dream* It was just a dream. Just a horrible, realistic, totally on point dream. Oh, I can't believe I'm dreaming about work when there's so many more interesting things I could be doing. Just look at my unfinished painting. And my unfinished symphony.
Music note falls of paper.
Squidward Tentacles: And my uneaten strudel.
Patrick Star: *eats strudel*
Squidward Tentacles: My strudel!
Lana Loud: *eats garbage food*
Patrick Star: Just tasted like pie to me.
Squidward Tentacles: It's a strudel, you barbarian. Just look at those pastry layers.
Patrick Star: *eats pastry layers* Oh, yeah.
Lana Loud: *keeps eating garbage food* Yeah, that's full of garbage food.
Leni Loud: Squidward, you woke up.
Squidward Tentacles: Ohh... I just woke up and the day is already a disaster. I can't face the Krusty Krab today. I am staying home and diving into an ocean of Squidward.
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