Kilomeiter

Kilomeiter was an ancient Athenian woman borne to Old Earth. She lived from 2699 BB until 2284 BB. In 2284, on a lovely summer day, Kilomeiter was killed by a stray arsenic-tipped tranguloid which had been fired by a Mip Zip Bozzlepop in the Zhipsie Minigalaxy 4 billion years beforehand. The Zhipsie Minigalaxy, for reference, was located 42,321 AU from the edge of the Andromeda Galaxy. 
The tranguloid melted Kilomeiter's skin and rendered her eyeballs solid rock, betore were her toes from her feet and her kidneys hasted away from her body. As such Kilomeiter passed away in the Athene Square whilst eating a hearty melon. Goodbye Kilomeiter. The Metric system was Borne in her Honer. 
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