Biggus Dickus VII

"YAR-HAR, FIDDLE DEE-DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS okay, I guess, DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE' A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!"~ Biggus singing in Super Battle Bros: Splashfest.Biggus Dickus VII is a pirate who once commanded his own crew & went by the alias of Captain Stabbin'. Nowadays, he scavenges around the world by himself, searching for treasure, fortune, & debauchery, often allying himself with the Monirken Empire because of their wealth & his friendship with the Almighty Tallest. He is a main character in the Terrachaoverse series, appearing across multiple sub-series.
Tier: High 8-C from 2014 to 2017, higher with weaponry; 8-A from 2018 onward, higher with weaponry 
== Appearance ==
Biggus almost always wears green clothing & has some sort of bright green pouch-like hat on his head. He also wears a necklace made of orca whale & crocodile teeth. He usually wears an eyepatch with the Jolly Roger symbol on it, something he wears to purposely make himself weaker to make his battles more "interesting". His main outfit from 2018 onward is a set of green pirate-themed pajamas with skulls, ships, & compasses on it. 
In his earlier appearances he wore a pair of metal-rimmed glasses, though over time he had no need for them.
== History ==
=== A Pirate's Life ===
Biggus Dickus VII was born to an Italian father & a Swedish mother a few decades ago. His father would name his son after himself to continue the lineage of a proud heritage extending to the ancient Roman Centurions. They all lived close to a harbor & their house had a great view of the sea. From his youth, Biggus always wanted to explore the many bodies of water that cover the Earth. In his teenage years he got into lots of trouble, getting into fights & stealing valuables from people. In his logic, the ones he stole from were ones who didn't deserve what they had in the first place. He would gain a couple friends along the way, fellow troublemakers who thought they were too cool for rules. Biggus acted as the de facto leader in what was basically their pirating schemes. The first of these pirates to join him was an odd fellow of few words named Peter McBalzak. When he reached his young adult years, Biggus set sail on his own humble boat called the Stinging Stabber, recognized for its harpoon-tipped front.
=== Sailing to the States ===
The crew of the Stinging Stabber made it to the east coast of the United States in 2014, where they traveled from Maine to New York in search of whatever they could find useful for themselves. December 7th is when Biggus met Almighty Tallest Daniel Ledda while he & his men were traveling on foot, having heard about the Fountain of Youth's water being close to where Dan lives. It is unknown if they managed to drink any of its water, but Biggus did have a somewhat favorable encounter with Dan. What caught the pirate's attention first was that the two looked similar in appearance, & secondly were the antiquities in Dan's house. But as Biggus would learn more about who Dan was, who curiously enough trusted him with this information, the pirate realized this was not a man he should steal from. And given what he & his men were looking for, Dan contemplated the idea of Biggus working as a bounty hunter. They would revisit this idea later on. Occurring in the basement was a Randomness event, where Biggus met a Jeptum called the Butt Toucher. The two would bond over their taste in women. This is also when Biggus met Fallaballa for the first time.
On August 11th, 2015, Biggus was hanging out at Dan's house along with Juvenile Batman, both of whom intrigued by the secret underground passageway inside Dan's pool. But Dan was in trouble, as he was ambushed by a mutated monster who would later become known as Aquabomination. Dan was briefly knocked out by the creature, so Biggus rushed in to help. But he would be no match for Aquabomination, who defeated him with one punch. He would do the same to Batman, who threw a Batarang at him that wasn't sharp enough to cut him. Dan then regained consciousness & ordered his friends to quickly leave the pool, as he would use his electric powers to transport Aquabomination elsewhere with a bolt of lightning.
MORE TO BE ADDED SOON (ISH)
== Personality ==
Biggus is witty & silly. It's a pirate's life for him; not having a care in the world unless he is involved in something important that'll benefit him in the end. He likes to get crunk with his friends & is (almost) always ready to unsheathe his sword & lunge into battle. He also has a liking for treasure & bounties, seeking them out whenever he can. This is fueled by his taste for adventure...& maple syrup.
== Powers & Abilities ==
=== Physical Abilities ===
Superhuman Strength: As a hardened pirate, it's expected that he knows how to fight. Biggus has considerable strength, able to take on multiple opponents at once. In his earliest appearances, his strength was comparable to Fallaballa, Nulites, Jeptums, & Wollips. He was also able to ragdoll Frogman's Fish & free Heartman II from being locked into the Earth's magnetism by Malachite. He seemed to have gotten a great increase in strength before 2018, & after training with Patriot Man in The Third Weirdest New Year's Special Ever, his power level grew even more. He has plenty of stamina at his disposal, able to swim from open waters to a shore without tiring out & break free from being frozen solid in only two seconds. He has been able to combat & defeat Famllennium, Manllennium, & Gillman. Biggus is strong enough to destroy multiple city blocks.
Superhuman Speed: Biggus is known for his quick reflexes & incredible speed, as shown when he was able to block one of Rob's sword strikes & when he counterattacked 2018 Fam before he even did his attack. He could also stab the 2019 Bros. seventeen times within only two seconds. His moving speed is in the subsonic range, but his reaction speed is within the massively hypersonic range. However, he is not fast enough to dodge lightning-based attacks, as Jack once struck him with a bolt when he let his guard down. 
Durability: Biggus can deliver a hit as good as he can take one. He has been shown to take attacks from the 2018/2019 Bros. & show little signs of injury. He was also able to survive a lightning bolt from Jack's Hallows Blade to the face, though it took him a little while to recover. He was even punched in the face & knocked out by Aquabomination in his aquatic form, though the creature was not going all out at him. When he has his weapons ready, their composition allows for him to block attacks from characters far stronger than him.
* Resistance to Toxins: While it's clearly been shown that Biggus can get drunk, his body is able to dish out any amount of poison that enters his system in half the time it would take for the average person.
Adept Swimmer: As he spent most of his life out at sea (or at least next to one), Biggus is accustomed to the element of water. For instance, he has fought many Super Battle Bros. Tournaments in an aquatic setting, & he had enough strength to swim to shore after having a ship of his sunken.
Skilled Swordsmanship: As a pirate, let alone a captain, Biggus is talented with a blade. Give him any type of sword & he'll wield it as his own.
=== Special Powers ===
Magnokinesis: Biggus can control the element of magnetism to an extent; a gifted ability he's had his whole life, though he doesn't remember how or why he has it.
* Magnetism: Biggus was able to recover his swords from the bottom of the Caribbean Sea by using his hands as a magnet. It's unknown how difficult it is for him to use this power, as he has not been seen doing it at any other time in the series, save for the time he undid the effects of Malachite's magnetic clamps.
* Metallic Constructs: By temporarily focusing all the iron in his blood into his hands, he can summon any metal from within the Earth to forge weapons for himself (usually swords). If he can't reach into the ground, he usually carries some metal dust in his pockets, which will act for him as the metal he needs to magnetize.
* Anchorwave: Biggus can release magnetic waves from his body in a powerful enough dosage to send his opponents to the ground.
== Equipment ==
Cutlass: Biggus' main weapon is a cutlass sword made out of beskar. Its properties allow it to deflect blaster bolts & even Jack's Gamma Spheres.
Ornate Sword: Biggus always keeps a spare sword with him; this one in particular is also made out of beskar & has a golden handle.
The Stabber (formerly): Though not worn anymore, Biggus used to wear a belt with a sword attached to his groin area, making it impossible for his enemies to get too close to him. The blade was made out of titanium, much lighter than his casual weaponry. But what really made it dangerous was that he never cleaned it, which gave the Stabber the ability to cause infections & spread diseases to those cut by it.
Weigh Anchor: Biggus sometimes carries with him a small but heavy anchor made out of an iron/beskar alloy, which acts as a conduit for his Anchorwave attack.
== Weaknesses ==
Biggus has been shown to be tipsy quite often, & that can make him a little unfocused. Also, he is not immune to Bootleg Stupid Mickey's Bootlegify attack, even though that wasn't him enacting it upon him. His drunkenness is also why he lost to the 2019 Bros, as he was unfocused & did not act in time to evade his opponents' improved attacks.
== Trivia ==
* His name is based off of a Monty Python character of the same name. But in this case, he is the seventh in his lineage to bear that name.
*Despite being acted by Daniel Ledda, the character was initially created by Joshua Bunch as a joke.
*His mannerisms are like a mixture of Captain Jack Sparrow & Captain Hector Barbossa from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, with a hint of Robbie Rotten from LazyTown. 
== Filmography ==
# R4ND0MN355: The Markiplier Episode*
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 6: The Creep from the Deep 
# THE FILTHY CHRONICLES OF DANKNESS: FALLABALLA’S WORST HANGOVER EVER*
# Almighty Tallest Danny’s 2016 Birthday Special (PART 1)
# R4ND0MN355 Shorts: Malachite vs. Heartman II 
# The Oftolenov Chronicles: The Return of Rob Oftolenov 
# Super Battle Bros: The First Bounty of 2018 
# R4ND0MN355: Fallaballa & Jack Jarren’s Forest Voyage 
# THE FILTHY CHRONICLES OF DANKNESS: FALLABALLA’S SECOND WORST HANGOVER EVER 
# Super Battle Bros: Splashfest
# The Second Weirdest New Year’s Special Ever 
# Super Battle Bros: The Rematch 
# Here We Go Again… 
# CONGRADUATIONS 2
# Super Battle Bros: Ultraman Has a Story to Tell 
# Super Battle Bros: Crashing Waves 
# The Third Weirdest New Year’s Special Ever 
# Super Battle Bros: POOL’S CLOSED (flashbacks to earlier in the year)
# The Weirdest Christmas Special Ever (Part 2) 
# Almighty Tallest Danny’s Caribbean Adventure 
# Custom Cursed Images Set to Welcome to Kitty City (appears in a split-second photograph)
# The Gift of Gifts
# A Wonderful Day
KEY: The * means this entry is semi-canon.
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