The Buyer (Main Universe)

The Buyer is an evil and vicious part of The Buyer Bloodline.
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
Born to The Buyer -1 and Willollolollolooooolololooooloo..... 
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=== Schools ===
overhearing a conversation between Jimof Allan and Sin Bin Gay Gay, of them wanting to find a Casket to contain Jimof’s Cloth Collection. The Buyer befriended them and used there interest to send them to The Mountains of Tabet in search of The H.J Casket. In exchange, The Buyer demanded that Jimof and his family pled allegiance to The Buyer Bloodline. 
=== Tools ===
Decades after encountering Jimof, his son, Sir Allan was was tasked by The Buyer to Retrieve the Cloth Collection, but sadly Sir left it in London. He threatened Sir by promising him if he doesn’t, he’ll find someone else who will, but in actuality he was going to find someone else anyway in a vain hope to charge The “Useless” Weapon.
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Powers ===
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=== Anti-Powers ===
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=== Abilities ===
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=== Disabilities ===
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== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
* Father - Biological Ancestor
* Ug-lug Woopy Woopy Shine dine Lippy dippy soo-Da - Ancestor
* Ug-lug Woopy Woopy Shine dine Lippy dippy soo-Da The Second - Ancestor
* Ug-lug Woopy Woopy Shine dine Lippy dippy soo-Da The Third - Ancestor
* The Buyer⁻ℵ⁰ - Ancestor
* The Buyer -
*The Buyer -1 - Father
* Willollolollolooooolololooooloo..... - Mother
* The Buyer² - Son
=== Allies ===
* Codename:Bluehead
* Molto Bene
=== Enemies ===
* The Flamboyent Pedo
* Jimof Allan - Victim/employee
* Sir Allan - Victim/employee
* Tin Forl - Victim
* Sin Bin Gay Gay - Victim 
== Equipment ==
=== Weapons ===
* The “Useless” Weapon - A divided charge by the users anticipation. When activated, it turns any Object with little to no function into a nuclear warhead for 25 Hours. 
=== Vehicles ===
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== Facilities ==
=== Base ===
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=== House ===
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=== Prisons ===
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== Gallery ==
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== Appearances ==
In chronological order:
* I’v Always Been Attracted To Schools
* The Tools
== Trivia ==
* Has been a guest on the controversial political debate show: "We Will Pelt Bricks and Dog Shit into the Audience!" Many, many times.
* Is not as rich as one would assume a Buyer.
* Is often seen buying fake Nintendo DS games from a person known only as 'The Only Slice.'
* Loves swan shit on toast.
* Has had most hairstyles.
* Thinks plastic surgery is the pinnacle of human creation.
== Behind the scenes ==
* The character was created by: Adam Boyes
Category:Characters Created By Adam Boyes
Category:The Buyer Bloodlin
Category:The Buyer Bloodline