Horrid Henry

== Basic Information ==
Horrid Henry is an 11 year old boy with scruffy brown hair who goes to school at Ashton Primary. This is largely ignored within this book, however, as he is more preoccupied with time/space travel. His mother is also Captain Jack Harkness, Undyne, and Pope Francis, as is revealed in Chapter I. Horrid Henry has multiple aliases, the most interesting of which being Monica Dawson and Jeweled Fox.
Horrid Henry has some secret identities, too, such as Femboy Horrid Henry and Femboy Horrid Henry 2.0, largely so he can be a member of the Army of Femboys during the battle against the Army of Furries. (led by Niang) He has many allies and adversaries, though not all are entirely clear and may either be 1-way relationships or simply one helping the other as part of their job.
He stole some of his mother's Vortex Manipulators and has given multiple characters them, such as Minnie the Minx and Sans Undertale (Canon). He is a skilled musician, as shown when he perfectly plays Megalovania, Through the Fire and Flames, and Money Game Pt. 2 on The Doctor's guitar. He looks up to such characters as Jackie Chan and EmotiSean, both of whom Henry meets at some point in the story.
Henry repeatedly abuses plot armour throughout the story, and it is heavily hinted that he is being held at gunpoint at multiple points in the story, by Cookieboy 2005. He is the supposed author of the story, much like how Greg Heffley is the supposed author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
== Appearance ==
Horrid Henry usually wears a blue sweater with a large yellow stripe on it, with blue jeans and green and white shoes. He has scruffy brown hair, black eyes, white skin and a blush on his face. Throughout the book, Henry's design changes, such as him having a katana on his back and him growing a tail. It is suggested in Chapter XX that during the night before the story begins, he got many sticks stuck in his hair, as he uses 2 of these to craft an Iron Pickaxe.
Henry has multiple outfits, such as "Femboy Horrid Henry", where he dresses in a teal skirt and light blue crop top with a yellow stripe. There is also "Femboy Horrid Henry 2.0", where he wears a long blue dress. Both of these are considered alter-egos of Horrid Henry, despite being almost as obvious as Bartman being Bart Simpson's secret identity.
== Crimes ==
Horrid Henry has committed multiple crimes throughout the book. This may include:
* Theft
* Attempted Murder
* Manslaughter
* Terrorism
* Mugging
* Assault
* Breaking and Entering
* Destruction of Property
* Grand Theft Auto
* Inducing Panic
* Mass Murder
* Serial Homicide
* Abuse of Power
* Underage Drinking
* Using Twitter
== Quotes ==
* "I woke up in the morning feeling stressed, as though I had done something terrible..." - Opening sentence to the story, written by Henry
* "NAH NE NE NAH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" - Henry's "Victory Screech"
* "Shut up, happy meal" - Henry to Billy Mays when he attempted to advertise a "stupid project"
* "That was ridiculous, though: Ink!Henry was my creator after all" - Henry describing Ink!Henry as his true creator
* "Only Great Aunt Greta thinks I’m a girl!" - Henry to himself when Mumbo Jumbo calls him a "stinky poo", making him think about how only girls are stinky poos (usually)
* "I hate Niang…" - Henry when exiting Mumbo Jumbo's TARDIS' doors
* "Wow, this movie’s all about them! I wonder who they are" - Henry when he exits Mumbo Jumbo's TARDIS and enters the set of Robin's Superhero Movie
* "PAUSE!!!" - Henry pausing the planes piloted by Bobby Hill and Julius Caesar with a TV remote before they can hit the World Trade Centre, causing them to fall onto Krusty Towers
* "Make your computer easier to use. Narrator: On. Narrator reads aloud-" - Henry annoying the American Government
* "To prove to your son that I’m the best rap battler, and I shall prove this on this Friday Night!" - Henry to Dennison the Mennison's Father, talking about rap battling Dennison on a Friday Night
* "Lmao nah it isn’t I’m here now. Beep boop bap." - Henry challenging Dennison the Mennison to a rap battle
* "Beep boop boop bap beep boop bap boop beep bap." - Henry continuing to challenge Dennison
* "Boop beep" - Henry during his rap battle against Dennison
* "I felt frightened, so I decided to hold Dennison the Mennison’s father at gunpoint and stole his car keys. I ran out to the front porch, and unlocked his 2004 Ford KA with a 4.2L V8 developing 2400hp giving it a 342MpH top speed a 7.2 second quarter mile time and 0-60MpH time of 2.8S and drove off." - Henry justifying holding Dennison the Mennison's Father at gunpoint and stealing his car
* "BOO!" - Henry scaring Minnie the Minx to death with a Picture of Niang
* "Because I’m horrid! And way better than Dennison the Mennison!" - Henry telling Minnie that he's cooler than Dennison
* "Ok." - Henry allowing Minnie to come with him to The Skeld
* "It told me I was the “imposter”..." - Henry describing the ominous message on his visor
* "Uhhh, I have the task of doing your mom 😎" - Henry avoiding Minnie's question of what his task was (because he was the imposter)
* "Through the window, a strange, 2-D and paper-like individual was grinning while piloting the van." - Henry describing Rodrick Heffley in the Löded Diper Van
* "This reminded me of my favourite childhood game, Desert Bus. It wasn’t my favourite because it was necessarily “fun”, or “easy to complete”, but rather because of the pure gimmick of it. Only existing to put its players through hell, how terribly unique!" - Henry describing Desert Bus
* "In fact, the fight raged on for a century – many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood and the rest were hurt… The undivided and unsure Beefy Bert." - Henry describing the outcome of The Battle of Femboys and Furries
* "The instant that we appeared, a fat guy with glasses pushed us out of the way and ran down the street, which I took as a sign of hostility, but Sans advised me not to go after him." - Henry describing Peter Griffin (Fanon) pushing him and Sans out of the way in Quahog
* "We don’t care about saving the world from Eternal Darkness (2002)" - Henry describing that he doesn't care about saving the world of Deltarune: Repainted
* "She sounded like a broken record, like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record like, seriously, she sounded like a broken record..." - Henry describing his mother repeating herself
* "Ok, I put the plug for your crappy video in now, can you please lower your gun?" - Henry to Cookieboy 2005 after plugging his video
* "I haven’t been out as I’ve been busy making Minecraft speedrunner vs hunter videos with the Purple Hand Gang" - Henry revealing his group channel
* "I bled out. Ouch." - Repeated phrase throughout the book when Henry gets severely injured
* "I have plot armour and cannot be vanquished that easily! 😎" - Henry acknowledging his plot armour
* "/give Horrid_Henry69 Parachute" - Henry inputting a command into Earth's Server Console
* "I was playing at the top of my game when the user Mayhair#0649 became distracted by the general chat and looked away from the game for far too long." - Henry describing his Uno game being spoiled by distracted players
* "DO NOT USE CASINOS THEY ARE EVIL AND HORRIBLE AND HORRID IN A DIFFERENT WAY TO ME AND REEEEAAAALLY STINKY!!!" - Henry warning regular casino visitors about casinos
* "Golly!" - Henry picking up Jackie Chan's "Eric Amanda Holden" skinsuit
* "Woah, that’s pretty cool! And poggers!" - Henry after being informed how The Doctor's TARDIS works
* "Niang... berg..." - Henry muttering after seeing Niang fly past again
* "...Oi, Peter... Wanna see me “speedbridge”? Heh... stupid worm..." - Henry to Perfect Peter (Dream)
* "Now you try it! (he’s never gonna do it...)" - Henry talking down to Perfect Peter (Dream)
* "Baad, you’re baaaad! You fricking suck-" - Henry mocking Perfect Peter (Dream)
* "Everything’s coming up Henry!" - Henry flying up on a bird in his dream
== Gallery ==
File:Horrid Henry Thumbs up.png|Horrid Henry giving 2 thumbs up, as per usual.
File:Henry-photoframe-generic.png|Horrid Henry on a painting.
File:Horridfriend2.png|Horrid Henry in Chapter VI, when he rap battles Dennison the Mennison on a Friday Night FuckShit where BF takes control of him and turns him into a 19 year old fuckface midget
== Trivia ==
* The version of Horrid Henry in this book is has a much higher level of literacy than he does in the actual show, as the true author (Cookieboy 2005) is better at writing than him.
* Horrid Henry is the main protagonist of this book, and everything is written from his perspective.
* Horrid Henry's Main Twitter Account is the official Horrid Henry Account, (@theHorridHenry) but he has a side account, which is called "Jeweled Fox", on which he follows @BeamBleam.
* Horrid Henry is also Monica Dawson, meaning he can learn any ability/skill by simply watching somebody else do it once or twice.
* Horrid Henry has two alter-egos, both of which are versions of Femboy Horrid Henry, and despite literally having his name in them, nobody realises the true identity of them.
== See Also ==
* Horrid Henry on YouTube
* Horrid Henry on Twitter
* Jeweled Fox on Twitter
* Horrid Henry on the Heroes Wiki
* Horrid Henry on the Villains Wiki
* Horrid Henry on the Horrid Henry Wiki
* Horrid Henry on Wikipedia
* Horrid Henry (TV Series) on Wikipedia
* Horrid Henry: The Movie on Wikipedia
* Monica Dawson on the Heroes (Show) Wiki
* Monica Dawson on the Heroes World Wiki
* Monica Dawson on Wikipedia
*SexDocks
*MyNuts
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