Going Astronuts (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Royal Duty ==
Pyro: "As princess..."
Iron: "And prince!"
Pyro: "Of the Sol Dimension, we have to do our royal duties and help our people. In this episode, we're gonna replenish the supply of nuts in our kingdom. Like seriously, what happened to them? OK, I get that I was taking long to explain these. I'm just gonna get on with the episode."
== Ring Intro ==
Pyro: she runs on the rings
Iron: "Can you please-" he was tired of holding the rings in place, making said rings fall down along with the title card
== Episode ==
Pyro: she goes to the convenience store with Iron
Iron: "Hmm... no nuts. I'm going to give the store pronouns. Female pronouns."
Pyro: "Let's check some male stores."
Convenience Store 2
Pyro: "This store doesn't have nuts either!"
Convenience Store 3
Iron: "She doesn't have nuts either.
Convenience Store 4
Pyro: "No."
Convenience Store 5
Iron: "No."
Convenience Store 6
Pyro: "No."
Convenience Store 7
Iron: "No."
Grocery Store
Pyro: "Why does even the grocery store in the mall lack nuts?"
Iron: "Hey, look, Pyro! Someone dropped a walnut."
Pyro: "And a macadamia nut! And a pecan! And a chestnut! Let's grow some nuts!"
Iron: "Good idea!"
The two go to the castle garden and sow the nut seeds
Iron: "Good thing we have a way to expand."
Pyro: "Expand the garden?"
Iron: "Yes, expand the garden by making sure there are too many nuts for this garden to handle."
Pyro: "Don't we just eat the nuts?"
Blaze: "Expanding the garden is not the best way to grow more nuts, kids."
Pyro: "Why?"
Blaze: "Sometimes, you'll just have to put them in other places like greenhouses. And because of your magical fertilizer, they can grow in nature reserves despite the wild animals trying to eat them. That's because with your magical fertilizer, they will grow into trees quickly."
Iron: "Thanks for giving us the suggestion, Mom!"
Pyro: "Maybe we should put them in a place that is not a garden. Either a nature reserve or a greenhouse."
Blaze: "That's what I just said!"
Pyro: "Oh, right."
The 2 kids go to a nature reserve and put the 4 nuts in some empty space and grow trees over there
Pyro: "We should fill every wasteland with this. And grass too."
3 wasteland vegetations later...
Pyro: "Well, we should tell all of the people that we filled these wastelands. Now they're filled with life. Filled with fauna and flora. Mostly grass and nuts, but it was our goal to prevent nuts from being endangered anyway."
Iron: "But how do we make sure these will help reduce nut shortage? We can't just show that these exist. With a population so large, the days without nut shortage will be short-lived!"
Pyro: "We ask from other kingdoms." she gets her phone and group video chats the royals of other kingdoms in the Sol Dimension "Hello! We need help. Can you please send us some nuts? We want to grow them in the garden and give everyone a crunchy treat!"
Royals: "On it!"
A lot of crates fall on Blaze
Blaze: "What are these?"
Pyro: "The nuts we need to address nut shortage!"
Iron: "Isn't that still not a lot?"
Pyro: "Oh, what do we do so that everyone knows nuts are back in stores that used to not have them?"
Iron: "We go to space and ask alien planets to give us their nuts."
Pyro: she was shocked at what Iron said "Uh, that could work, but please say it in a way that doesn't make me say "The stuff they're getting away with on kids' shows these days...", got it?"
Iron: "OK!"
Pyro: "Let's do it."
Iron: "To the portal to Mobotropolis!"
The two go to the portal to Mobotropolis
Iron: "Where's the space station?"
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they were running away from Shadow, but they were intrigued by Iron's question and went to him "The space station? We can create a rocket ship for you! With the help of Rob and Riley, our brother, and our cousins!"
In the Lab...
Iron: "What is this?"
Cake: "We're creating a spaceship! It will take us 20 minutes, so be patient."
Pyro: "Oh, why 20 minutes? This is serious!" she said it sarcastically "Nah. It's not very serious."
20 Minutes Later...
Riley: "So what are you doing this for?"
Iron: "Attention. Getting our kingdom attention. So that we can make up for nut shortage, and so that people will pay attention to us so that they can help us stop our kingdom's nut shortage."
Riley: "Ooh! I like it! But what is your plan?"
Iron: "We get nuts from alien planets."
Riley: "As long as they're willing to give you some, it's fine. Just make sure they don't become just a factory for nuts for you."
Rob: "That's why I recommend you to find nuts that can grow on your soil. The universe has all kinds of planets, you know? Who knows? Maybe they may not have nuts or their nuts may not grow on your soil!"
Riley: "Very good prediction, Rob! What if all the planets they find don't have the nuts they want? But I'm pretty sure the first stop has to be Mushroom World. It's close to our planet, and it's got Super Acorns, Nuts, Super Nuts, Ultra Nuts, and Max Nuts."
Rob: "The stuff they're getting away with on kids' shows these days..."
Pyro: "Glad I didn't say it. Can we please get in the spaceship?"
Riley: "Sure."
Iron and Pyro get inside the spaceship
Pyro: "It's time for a space odyssey!"
Mushroom World
Patrick: "There are aliens here. What do they need?"
Penelope: "Not just any aliens, aliens from Mobius."
Pyro: "Your nuts."
Patrick: he looked uncomfortable
Penelope: "We did harvest a lot of Super Acorns and other nuts. Here, have them!" she gives the team the nuts they need
Patrick: "I hope that's what they meant by that."
Pyro: "Oh no, do I have to say it?"
Iron: "Don't worry, I'll say it for you." he takes a deep breath "The stuff they're getting away with on kids' shows these days..."
Pyro: "Phew."
Iron: "Why do you want to not say it?"
Pyro: "I don't know."
Iron: he puts the nuts in the storage
The two go to the spaceship and fly to another planet
A lot of color balls were shot at their spaceship
Iron: "What's that? Maybe it has nuts!"
The spaceship goes to the colored planet
Pyro: "Hi, boys and girls What are you?"
Colorons: "We are the Colorons! But there's no such thing as boys and girls in our planet. We call our planet Color World!"
Pyro: "Really? That's the best you could come up with? The planet that's supposedly themed after creativity is named COLOR WORLD?"
Colorons: "Hey! Don't insult us!"
Iron: "Do you have any nuts?"
Colorons: "We do!"
Pyro: "Also what is that about you not having genders?"
Coloron Gender System Song
Colorons: "Our gender system's not like yours
We can have two or three genders at once!
Red, blue, yellow are our genders!
A Coloron that doesn't know this is a dunce.
Green Colorons' genders include the blue color and yellow too!
Purple's gender's red and blue, while Orange's gender's red and yellow!
And there are yellow greens who are more yellow than they are blue!
Get your color wheel to know each of our genders, my fellows!
If a Coloron is brown, they are every gender known!
In this place but we don't like leaving whoever that is alone!
As in we don't annoy or ignore that race at all
Instead, we treat them as equals!"
Coloron Gender System Song Ends
Iron: "Then how do races work?"
Colorons: "Our races are made from our genders."
Pyro: "Just give us the nuts!"
Colorons: "OK!" they give the kids some of their nuts "We hate spoiling surprises for new aliens, so we're only going to give you a guide on how to grow them. You just put them near the sun. The closer to the sun they are, or at least the more heat and light they get, the more they will grow."
Iron: "How does that work?"
Pyro: "They don't want to spoil surprises. Let's go to another planet."
Iron: "How do you reproduce?"
Colorons split
Pyro: "Oh! Asexually! Just like a sponge!"
Colorons: "Hope you see Actland next! We are friends with them! Their nuts are tasty too!"
The two go to their spaceship and fly to Actland
Actland
Actors: "Welcome to Actland! We are the Actors!"
Pyro: "Hey, boys! Hey, girls!"
Actors: "We only dress up as boys and girls. And men and women. We love to act, it's the name of our planet, Actland. Our genders are our races."
Iron: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Actors: "Like Color World, we can combine genders. But unlike Color World, that means we combine our races, as they're the same as our genders! Our genders or races are comedy, mystery, drama, slice of life, coming of age, sci-fi, fantasy, thriller, horror, adventure-"
Iron: "You don't need to sing a song about your races, just like the Colorons did."
Actors: "But you didn't say we can!"
Genres Of Media Plays
Actors: "Action and drama and romance and fantasy, science fiction and thriller!
Documentary, mystery, satire, and splatter, and also crime, melodrama, horror!
Animation we could consider a genre, but nope, it's become more than that
Saying that it's not a genre, but a medium is where it and everyone's at!
Epics and shorts, sports, children's films, noir, splatter, historical films, musicals!
Slapstick and farce, dark humor, and vaudeville, comedy of manners, experimental!"
Pyro: "That's for movies, how about music?"
Instrumental Break
Actors: "Electronic, heavy metal, rock, rhythm, and blues, there's also jazz and hip-hop!
Soul music, folk music, ska, and techno, synth, video game music, and pop!
K-pop, electronica, disco, and funk, show tune, sea shanty and reggae!
Anthem, and jingle, bubblegum pop, K-pop, and country rock, holiday!
Ballads and sunshine pop, indie pop, folk blues, swamp blues, psychedelic funk!
Jungle music, dub, Christian, and classical, soft rock, folk rock, adult contemporary, and punk!"
Pyro: "Now paintings of every genre!"
Instrumental Break
Actors; "Renaissance, modern art, animation, visual arts, expressionism. romanticism!
Cubism, surrealism, realism, impressionism, post-impressionism, and fauvism!
Pop art, and painting, conceptual art, baroque, and conceptualism!
Digital painting, portraits, still life, abstract impressionism!
You know every last word in each line in this song ends with "-ism", so we'll stop now!
We will make sure that we elicit a lot of purrs from you when you're watching our shows, and about them you will meow!"
Everyone cheered
Pyro: "Where are your nuts, though?"
Actor 1: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't say that in front of me!"
Iron: "You're not even a male! That's not a gender in this place!"
Actor 1: "Just get some slapstick nuts. I'm a slapstick connoisseur." he gives them his slapstick nuts "They're delicious! If you wanna make them grow, then expose them to slapstick media light."
Iron: "I think we've got both of the nuts we need."
Pyro: "But let's stay here. We need to learn about their culture."
Some actors speak in all types of music
Pyro: "That's too loud. Let's go back and let me take back what I said."
The two go inside the spaceship and fly back to the Sol Dimension with their nuts
Pyro: "Let's go back to the Sol Dimension."
The two get inside a spaceship and fly back to Mobius
Riley: "Back in the space station, eh? Now go to the Sol Dimension. The Sol Kingdom needs you to end their nut shortage!"
Pyro: "Got it!" she runs to the portal with Iron and puts the Color World nuts near the sun and puts the Slapstick Nuts near a theater that only shows Looney Tunes cartoons
Iron: "Well, this will give our kingdom attention."
Days later...
A lot of Solians were going to Blaze's Kingdom and dancing with nut trees from Slapstick Nuts and were being showered with colored nuts
Blaze: "What is this?"
Pyro: "Well, at least these friends will be willing to bring nuts to every place!"
Blaze: "Let me taste one of them!" she eats a purple nut and a slapstick nut and loved the taste "Mmm! Though, I'm going to pass a law in this kingdom. They should live in farms and nature reserves."
The trees dance and go to the farms
Pyro: "Wait, they obey you?"
Color Tree Incidental: "Well, it's because of the crown, which makes me think you're a queen of some kind! We like to follow your rules."
Blaze: "You can produce nuts for Solians and non-anthro animals."
Slapstick Tree Incidental: "OK!"
Blaze: "My work here is done. Where did you get these?"
Iron: "Outer space?"
Silver: "Well, that's peculiar! Though we can contain them with Blaze's law, and how obedient they are. After all, this is an eleven minute episode, so we couldn't have a problem that could easily have been solved with our intelligence."
Iron: "Phew. Now this day is perfect in the weirdest way possible."
Pyro: "This is what makes my life so wonderful. New things everyday."
The End!
== Ending Segment? ==
Pyro: "Uh, we can't think of an ending segment. I feel like the episode is long enough anyway."
Iron: "Let's just tell the audience to tune in to the next episode."
Pyro: "OK! Kids and adult, tune in to the next episode!"
The End!
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