Area 51

Area 51 (also called S.C.P. AKA Secure Contain & Protect for some reason) is a secret evil facility located in N'Murica, if that wasn't confusing enough. It was created by the government (and the UnPolice) after Calvin "Calvin Klein" Kool-Aid Man ordered a secret facility to be built in 1925 (or at least that's what WE think.) The government says it's for military airplanes, when we all know it's because they're hiding Nobody and Anonymous. They also know the secret to One day, too! It is said that the UnDefeatables entrusted them with the responsibility with this knowledge. But that's just a theory! A SHAME THEOR-
==History==
According to totally really retired semi-Real World historian Kogara, in the Real World it was built in 1942 during what is presumed to be the Real World World War II. Of course, we're not in that world! So, what actually happened in this universe?
===1872=== 
In 1872, someone time traveled to past Middlebrook Note that we actually used a fake name, because we're being forced to NOT reveal the town. and told everyone about this cool new building that was gonna come called "Area 51". From what we can presume, this man was the Kool Aid Guy getting back at Calvin "Calvin Klein" Kool-Aid Man who at the time was not notified of the Kool Aid Man. A man who remains anonymous (due to his sad death 2 years later) noted the event in his journal dated July 14th 1872 when July 4th was still fresh off their damn minds.
People went cuckoo and waited for the day that the government would arrive. From that day on, the town inhabitants slowly became engrained in legend as "The Middlebrook Crooks".
===1925===
As 1872 went and passed, by 1923 Middlebrook was already 53 years behind the building expansion projects that were spreading across the country. It was truly still an old crooked town full of mad crooks waiting for the day this new building would come. As their hope died down, the government suddenly came and ordered everyone out. For 4 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds, they built a large building that eventually became Area 51.
When they were done, they said it was for planes. This was the cool building all along.
===1953===
In 1953, Middlebrook watched in their pastel couches as soldiers holsted in a mysterious being. What was it? What was going on? Nobody knew, and they never would. Later information that we will not mention for the sake of our lives mention 1953 as "the year we finally got that damn thing in". To this day, nobody knew what this being was. But what we do know is that this was the start of SCP, and that this being was none other than 001.
===1962===
It was during this time that a heist happened. Arcade Machine CIPMBIYJ9000 Asteroids was reportedly stolen by The Noid and transofmred into the PIZZA Delivery GAME. This resulted in the destruction of all Dominos pizzas at the time, and also resulted in The Noid being sued.
===Present Day===
Ironically, in the present-day Area 51 would be conducting tests on Arcade Machines. It also hosts many specimens including fan-made ones for some reason and now exists as a multi-dimensional building.
=== 2024 ===
Area 51 had a unexpected invasion as it was attacked and ransacked by the entire Umbrella Security Service after the american government threatened to leak all the classified information about the Umbrella Antarctica Base because of Umbrealla working with the animal masked vigilante movement thats racist to russians known as "50 blessings" and because the americans tried to fuck around they found out after the U.S.S attacked area 51 this means that the U.S.S got alien tech and catgirls and arcade machines for committing an act of terrorism
== Trivia ==
* Area 51 is the main location that Riddle Transfer takes place in.
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