Regally Crashing A Wedding: A Hidden REALMS Short Story

WARNING: This Hidden Realms Short Story is in short quite hectic. In fact, it makes zero sense. So if you are a person who values logic or is remotely allergic to anything cringe, I would highly advise you to stop reading. You do also need to have read the fanfic 'Hidden Realms'. 
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Greeting to those brave ones. I can assure you, you will regret your decision.
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Anyways, this is your author here. Most commonly known as UnknownELFF but also known as Loki to some. Yes I see you Clair beaming with recogniton and pride. Now important stuff. This 'short' story (it was in fact 21 pages on word) is set in the Elven world but is a random situation I thought of on the spot. This will NOT be happening in HR and even if it was, would have been set in around book 2 0r 3. Just much later on.
This is not a reflection of my writing but rather my broken humour and script-writing. It's a hectic piece with many plot holes but I've written it for fun. 
Now enjoy. 
= PART 1: R for Royalty =
*Everyone in the living room*
Hydrina: AAAATEHHHNTION
*Currently 04:10*
Ella: So are you going to explain why you made us wake up at 4 in the morning on a glorious SUNDAY!?
Alice *enthusiastic* Is it another mission?
Hydrina: Yep.
Zoran: And you couldn’t tell us the news, idk maybe at a suitable time!?
Lei: Chill Zor, so what’s the mission…?
Hydrina: We’re going to simply stop a wedding crash,
Clover: WHY?
Clair: I didn’t need this news at 4 in the morning
Ace: I want my bed.
Kitty: DID SHE JUST SAY SIMPLY?
Hydrina: Well there may not exactly be a wedding 'crash'. Let me explain.
Howell: Finally.
Asher and Alice: SHUT IT
Hydrina: As I was about to say, half of us will go to the grand wedding of Oliver Regal and the soon to be Mina Regal.
Alice: Are they an extremely toxic couple planning to take over the world?
Clover: Ooh that’s quite bad…
Hydrina: WILL YOU ALL LISTEN TO ME?
*complete silence*
Hydrina: Right, both families are extremely important. Some say Oliver’s great-great something grandmother was Bronte’s ex fiancé.
Lei: I refuse
Ace: to believe
Howell: Bronteeee
Asher: Had
Zoran: He had a what? I wasn’t paying attention, sorry.
Kitty *facepalms*: You block head.
Hydrina: Yeah, it’s quite a trendy rumour. Anyways, our sources have gotten news that Oliver’s father was in fact an ex Neverseen member.
Clover: This getting juicy.
Clair: We never have popcorn, do we? Curse you annoying elves.
Hydrina: I will TAPE all your mouths shut. Now he was an EX member and he’s supposedly betrayed the organisation. In fact, as we speak he's probably arranged a meeting with the elvin Council or Sir Forkle to tell them everything he knows. The Neverseen are obviously aware of this and will try possibly anything to scare him off.
Alice: Like ruining his son’s wedding day?
Ella: That’s just messed up.
Hydrina: Exactly. We think there may be a bombing or even a kidnapping. But Regal’s secrets are crucial, especially now. We must need more information about the Neverseen. And we need it FIRST. Which is why its important we stop anything horrible that may occur in the wedding and keep Regal safe. 
Zoran: But what if it’s a trap? What if Regal is still in the Neverseen?
Howell: For once, my man said something smart.
Hydrina: Do YOU have a better plan or even a starting point?
Kitty: Wait, you said half of us are going…?
Hydrina: Yep, we’re going to need a small group to interview Regal and stop any attacks. Though, its best for a small group of 5 or 6. It'll be way too complicated, if all of us go. 
Zoran: Hey, where’s Leah?
Clover: Is she playing with Mocha and Dunkin again?
Asher: But she was NEVER a morning person.
Hydrina: Oh yeah, well I actually-
*Leah enters the room with coffee in her hands*
Leah: Morning darlings. Breakfast anyone?
Clair *facepalms* THIS is why I never gave her coffee. It’s 4 in the morning honey.
Zoran: This is like all my biggest nightmares put in one.
Ace: I want my bed even more now.
Asher *realises*: I might have given her just a tiny bit of coffee yesterday afternoon. 
Ella: You did WHAT?
Asher: I needed her to shut up about potatoes, ok!?
Kitty: This is going to be a long day…
Lei: VERY long.
*
= PART 2: E for Elegance =
Time: 06.15
Area: Training arena
*Everyone sitting on the ‘battle strategy’ table*
Alice: Ok, we need to choose who’s going. SO, who wants to volunteer?
*complete silence*
Howell: Come on, someone needs to volunteer.
Alice: I did not need your help.
Zoran *whispers to Ella*: Poor guy
Ella *whispers back*: There’s probably a reason. Alice is reasonable. Enough.
Clair: Well, we're most likely going to need a distraction. Then let's just send Leah and Zoran and make them fight. It's entertaining and its good tea. 
Clover: This is the same Clair who despised drama, am I right…?
Kitty: Yeah, unless she’s turned into a robot or something.
Howell: I highly doubt that.
Alice *irritated* It was a JOKE.
Asher: I don’t mind going. I also have a bunch of spare clothes for the boys.
Alice: Perfect, you can also stop Leah from doing something stupid. Again.
Leah *sitting upside down on her chair, brushing her tangled hair*: First of all, why do I have to go? Second, my ideas aren’t STUPID, they’re creative with a pinch of spice of course. 
Ac: Last time, you went up to a random guy claiming he cheated on you just because he stole your chicken wings.
Lei: Wow, never heard of that one. I thought you were going to talk about the time-
Alice: Right, enough! Leah and Zoran are most likely going to be the distraction. Wait Leah, you are coming right? 
Leah: Sure, why not? 
Alice: Ok so we got Asher, Leah and Zoran. We need 3 more people.
*crickets chirping*
Alice: Ok you know what, I’ll go.
Howell: Me too.
*Intense staring contest*
Alice: Fine. We need one more person.
Lei *sighs*: This’ll be interesting, so why not?
Clover: So, what are the rest of us going to do?
Kitty *whispers* Girls night.
Ace: I'M HERE TOO.
Kitty: You can get a beautiful makeover!
Ella: Yeah, your skin will look flawless by the time we’re done.
Alice: Actually Hydrina’s going to be with you guys and you’ll be backup. But you’re also going to be communicating with us via the earpieces with any plans or info.
Clair: There’s still a problem. What are you going to wear? 
Leah: Well the guys are fine. Asher’s wardrobe at his house, is the size of my whole room. And they’re all extremely uncomfortable and itchy clothes, so have fun with that.
Asher: I told you, they’re STYLISH.
Leah: And Alice and I could always go shopping?
Alice: YES, ASBOLUTELY.
Clover: Is she ok…?
Lei: Last time you guys got lost and stranded. Maybe one of us should come with you…
Howell: I’ll come.
Leah: Maybe not the best idea, Howell.
Howell: I need to get a few things anyway for a new project.
Asher *whispers to Leah*: This is not going to end up well. They’re both stubborn as h3ll.
Leah *gulps*: Why don’t we get going then…
*
= PART 3: G for Grace =
*At a shopping mall in the Forbidden Cities*
Howell and Alice: LEAH
Leah *shrugs*: What? There are good stores here.
Alice: This is why I told you, to not let Leah be in charge of the trip. Now she’s used the pathfinder and we could be executed because-
Leah: Will you two please SHUT UP?
Howell *sighs*: So, where are we going?
Leah: There’s a popular shop around here which most people get their prom dresses from. We can start there.
Howell: Prom?
Alice *suspicious*: You seem like you know your way around here quite well Loki… Even though this is definitely not America.
Leah *grinning*: Where else do you think Asher got the coffee from? Also, they have amazing fish and chips by the way. *chefs kiss* Divine.
*
 MEANWHILE
Ace: I REFUSE
Clover: There’s nothing you can do.
Ella: Absolutely nothing, you hear me?
Lei: But why do WE also have to suffer?
Zoran: Exactly what I’ve been saying for the past 29 minutes.
Asher: I don’t know bro; this seems kind of cool. It’s like a free spa day.
Kitty: See Asher gets it. You’ll get an amazing skin, hair AND nail treatment. FOR FREE.
Clair: We should have just them go with Loki. She’s probably dragged them to another food store.
Lei: Or she’s become the third wheel. Horrible fate.
Zoran: I’m sure it’s not as bad as ours…
*
 MEANWHILE
Howell: Can you please stop ignoring me?
Alice: I’m NOT ignoring you. If I was, I wouldn’t be talking and looking at your annoying face right now.
Howell: Well it’s not like I actually want to be here with YOU.
Leah: Maybe you two-
Alice: Then why did you volunteer to come?
Leah: I really think-
Howell: Because I didn’t want to waste another afternoon making a gadget to track 2 lost elves who have no idea how portals or leap masters or in fact how ANYTHING work. 
Alice: Yeah well-
*Leah leaves store whilst they continue arguing*
*
 MEANWHILE
Asher *with face mask on*: This is the best day ever.
Lei *having his nails done*: Gotta agree with you, man.
Ace *having his hair washed*: This is the worst day ever.
Zoran *having all three done at once*: I could get used to this.
Clair: Too bad.
Zoran: Why?
Clover: Because we expect payment. FULL payment.
Asher *sits up*: What happened to completely free?
Kitty: A slip of the tongue.
Ace: I knew this was a horrible idea.
Ella: Now if you don’t listen…
Lei: You’ll do what?
Clover: We can always get Howell to disclose your secret to the adults. He’ll probably have quite a bit of juicy information. Oh and Leah always has some blackmail material.
Zoran: You woudn't. 
Clair: Oh we would. We also have backup. Aka Clover’s concerning amount of weapons.
Clover: I have a huuuuuuge amount.
Kitty: Trust us when we say HUGE.
Lei *groans*: Fine, what do you want?
Ella: Let’s start talking business.
*
 MEANWHILE
*Alice and Howell fighting*
Leah: I’m back-
*facepalms* HOW ARE THEY STILL FIGHTING?
Alice: You left?
Leah: Yep and I managed to buy a dress, 3 new outfits, these amazing boots AND donuts. And I see you two are still where I left you arguing.
Howell: What’s a donut?
Alice: Quit asking questions. Let’s just go in.
*They all enter the store*
Howell: Should I just wait outside?
Alice: Yes PLEASE.
Leah *looks at Alice*: Well actually your opinion would be great. 
Howell: What’s that meant to be mean?
Leah: Nothing. Just stay here, ok?
Alice: Lets get this over with quickly. What colour are we going for?
Leah: I think a light colour so those dark, mysterious eyes of yours really pop. Can I just say, you have one of the prettiest eyes I have ever seen. Though, Howells are also a really cool colour. Oh and-
Alice *rolling her eyes* : Ok… what about this-
*After a hundred dresses*
Leah: Why don't we just go for a simple pastel green. This one looks amazing, try it on.
*Alice goes to the changing room*
Howell; Are you guys done yet?
Leah: Nearly. She’ll be out soon; we just need your opinion.
Alice *from changing room*: I DON’T need HIS opinion.
Leah: Ok just come out.
Alice: Fine.
Leah *excited*: You look amazing. See, green is definitely your colour. Howell, you can close your mouth now honey. 
Alice: Ok this is great but I’m only wearing this for an hour. Never touching it again. 
Leah: But it’s gorgeous. Come on.
Alice: WAIT. How did you pay for your dress?
Leah: Don't worry about it. Just take this. *gives money*
Alice: But how did you-
Howell *bored*: Never mind, let’s just pay and go.
*
*5 minutes later*
Howell: We’re back.
Alice: What’s happening here…?
Leah: QUICK, where’s my imparter!? *takes a million photos*
Aww Zoran, you look like an adorable 5-year-old. Do you want me to give you a cookie, dear?
Clair: That’s a compliment honey.
Ella: Now sit back down.
Howell: But where did you get the face masks from?
Clover: Hydrina gave them. She has a million. Probably from when she used to look for us.
Lei: Got the stuff?
Alice: Yep.
Kitty: Right, only Asher’s allowed to go. He needs to get the clothes for the guys.
Asher: But I was actually enjoying this.
Ace *in background singing*: What about meeeeee, what about meeeee
Alice: We should get ready.
Leah: Poor guy looks traumatised…
*
= PART 4: A for Admirable =
IN ALICE’S ROOM
Ella: How is your room so organised?
Kitty: It’s Alice, what did we expect?
Clover *suspicious*: What’s in YOUR room, Ella?
Ella: Nothing to worry about.
Clair: Ok… Why don’t we just help them two to get ready?
Alice: I’m only getting my hair done, remember?
Leah *sees curling iron*: I think I’m fine. My hairs already wavy and a tangled mess. 
Kitty: You sure? Don’t need any help?
Leah *with bobby pins in her mouth and her book in her hand*: Nope I’m fine. Can you give me my imparter? Ever since I showed Zoran and Asher the Shrek memes, I've been spammed daily. 
Clair: This is why I blocked you, Leah. 
Alice *talking to Ella*: Just try to hurry. We’re not even important guests.
Ella: Yeah, but the Regals are some of the poshest and most influential people. You’ve got to look the part.
*20 minutes later*
Clover: Smoke…?
Clair: ELLA
Alice: What happened!?
Leah: Ok breath. It’s your hair-
Alice: ELLAAA
Ella: I am SO sorry. *holds up a piece of burnt hair*
Clair *panicking*: This can be fixed. Hopefully..
Alice: But HOW!?
Kitty: What about a hat? A fancy hat perhaps? It’s just the back as well.
Ella: I have a light green fancy hat. It’ll go with the dress perfectly. *leaves room*
Leah: See look everything’s fine.
Alice: Yeah for now. Anyways, I’m gonna go change. Can someone get my boots out?
Ella *from hallway*: Sure thing.
Leah: Finally done. A simple bun with a few braids.
Clair: That doesn't look bad actually. Conserving it takes you 10 minutes to brush your messy hair, that was quick. Anyways, you should change too. The wedding ceremony starts in 30 minutes.
Ella *holds heels and hat*: These shoes look fine, right?
Clover: Please get them away.
Kitty: Look away!
Clair: She said boots, not 3 inch HEELS.
Ella: But she can’t go to a wedding in boots. Besides its only for an hour.
Leah: Her poor ankles…
Clair: You do know you’re going to have to wear a pair too?
Leah: You know; I think I can hear my dress calling for me in my room. *runs away*
Clair *face palms* These two.
*
*5 minutes later*
Alice: Nice dress Leah. Love the jewellery you chose too. 
Leah: Thanks but I didn’t realize it would be THIS long. Also you look amazing, the hat was a good decision. 
Clair *looking at dress length*: You’re going to have trouble walking, aren’t you…
Alice: Oh yeah. Where are my shoes again?
Ella: Right here. *shows 2 pairs of heels* Oh and Leah, here are some for you.
Alice *horrified* HEELS!?
Leah: It’s only for an hour. Right?
Alice *putting the heels on*: This is the ONLY time I’m going to ever wear these things. Lets just go outside.
Kitty: Bye guys.
Clover: Bring me some food.
Leah: Sure will.
Ella: Ooh and me too.
Clair: NO COFFEE.
Hydrina *enters the room*: Guys come on. We need to set up for the plan. Girls, Howell has your ear pieces. We’ll tell you what to do when you get there. Good luck.
Leah: Thank you and also no promises Clair!
Alice: Come on, Leah. *drags her outside*
Leah: Nice job, you managed to find the most uncomfortable but ‘stylish’ outfits Asher.
Asher: What can I say, I was just born talented.
Zoran: And he gave ME the worst one.
Lei: DON’T cause any trouble, you two.
Howell: Let’s just go already. To the leap master you guys.
Alice: Oh come on. You don’t have to be so impatient all the time.
Leah *whispers to Asher and Lei*: Nice job, you two. Howell and Alice look adorable with their matching outfits. Greens a cool colour, am I right?
Lei: That was your plan?
Asher: Who else’s would it be you idiot?
Lei: You have a point. But I don’t think matching outfits going to actually do anything.
Asher: I mean it might. They look at each other for like 5 seconds in awe and then look away abruptly.
Leah: It’s just a matter of pride I guess and stubbornness. But they’ll be fine.
Lei: Hopefully.
Zoran: Guys you can stop whispering. We’re at the leapmaster.
= PART 5: L for Luxurious =
*At the Regals wedding reception*
Howell: Here are your ear pieces. *gives one to everyone* We should be able to hear Hydrina soon.
Zoran: Should? Wait, never mind…
*FROM THE EARPIECE*
Hydrina: Guys stop torturing Ace!
Ella: Hey guys.
Kitty: I want to talk too.
Clover: You think Ace would like to dye his hair?
Ace: NO NOT AT ALL.
Hydrina: Ignore the commotion. Anyways, I want Zoran to use his ability to make a distraction. The guards will hopefully go check it out, and you can sneak in. Though if any other guards stop you, you quickly use your ability. Leah inflict. Alice, use your Charger abilities. Lei and Asher you’ll be fine if anything goes wrong. So you’re back up. Understood?
Clair: Good luck.
Leah: I think Ace would look good with purple hair guys.
Clover: Perfect.
Zoran: Right anyways, I’m going to make just a tiny hurricane. It’ll topple that food stall: but you guys have to be quick.
Lei: Sounds good.
Asher: Hopefully this works.
*Zoran creates the distraction*
Security 1: You know, I can’t be bothered to go check that out.
Security 2: Me neither. Probably a spoiled kid wanting attention.
Security 1: Besides, it’s only a food stall.
Howell and Leah: ONLY food?
Alice: Well, plan B then?
Lei: But there are too many people around.
Asher: He’s got a point. We can’t attack them or else we’ll be caught.
Leah: So whats the plan then Hydrina?
Hydrina: Ok I didn't think that far out. I thought, the guards would be more... concerned. But they're trolls so I'm not surprised. I'm sorry guys, but there's not much we can do. You're just going to have to find another entrance. 
Zoran: You know, we could always pretend we’re ‘a spoiled kid wanting attention’.
Lei: So we’re going to pretend to be a random person’s kid?
Leah: I don’t know if that’s going to work.
Zoran: Watch and learn fools.
*Zoran approaches a young couple*
Zoran: I’m very sorry to interrupt you two but-
*The couple walk away*
Leah: Yep definitely watched and learned how to embarrass yourself quite badly.
Alice: Ok we need a better approach than that. 
Lei: All you need is a bit of charm. Watch.
Howell: He’s going to embarrass himself as well...
Asher: Possibly in an even worse away.
Zoran: For sure.
Leah: Oh come on. I think it might actually work.
*Lei approaches a female goblin*
Lei: Good morning, you look wonderful ma’am. If I'm not mistaken your dress is from the Goblin Gulon Collection 2.3, right? You obviously have a great eye for detail, would you like to accompany me inside? 
Ria: Why of course, you flatter me. My name’s Ria. I’m afraid I didn’t catch yours.
Lei: Lei, If you would be kind enough to give me your hand.
*They pass the guards*
*Lei looks behind and winks*
Leah * trying to controlling her laughter* Looks like he got himself a date.
*Everyone else shocked*
Zoran: HOW?
Alice: Charm I guess?
Leah: Wait, a dam minute. How come security didn’t check for like a wedding invite or something like that?
Howell: That’s because she was Ria Montgomery.
Asher: One of the most popular goblin models. Which might be surprising to some but that’s a bunch of crap with all the goblin stereotypes. Her father’s also someone you don’t want to mess around with. And she’s invited nearly everywhere so there’s no need to double check her invitation.
Alice: What are we going to do though?
Leah: I guess we follow ‘pRiNcE cHaRmInG’s’ lead.
Howell: But I can’t act!?
*Hydrina from ear piece*
Hydrina: Well good luck because that might be your last option. I'm sorry guys, we're trying to find a blueprint design of the building but somethings interfering with our devices. We'll try our best to find the blueprint and inform you of any entrances or exits but its not likely considering the technical diff- *glitching*
Alice: Well that was a bunch of help…
Leah: Hey Howell. Can you help me with the Wi-Fi on my phone? *gives phone to Howell*
Zoran: Just use your imparter instead of that junk.
Alice: Shut it. I see you changed your wallpaper to yassified Shrek again.
Asher: That green dude is hella ug-
*Death glare from Leah*
Asher: Beautiful. A true icon in fact.
Howell *gives Leah her phone back* Well I don’t know exactly what I did, but it should work. Why do you need it again?
Leah: A plan of course.
*Leah goes to the guards*
Alice: What is she going to do now…
Asher: Something stupid.
Zoran: You know we said that about Lei and we were wrong. SO maybe this’ll work?
Howell: I need to check his temperature. Immediately. Young man, are you ok?
Leah *to security*: Good evening, gentlemen.
Security 1: May we have your invitation ma’am?
Security 2: You know, I don’t think many teens were invited…
Leah: Oh, my parents have my invitation and they’re busy getting gossiping about crusty old men or something outside. Though I did see you two were in desperate need for entertainment.
Asher: Where is she going with this?
Howell: No one ever knows.
Security 2: Well yes a little bit.
Security: I don’t think it’s the right time for-
Leah: Perfect. Would you like to see a small video? I promise it won’t take up much of your time. It’s quite hilarious actually.
Security 1: Actually, we should be going back to-
Security 2: Well if you make it quick, why not?
Leah: You are both quite splendid ogres. Such a shame you have to spend an afternoon here. Anyways *shows phone* here’s the video. Like I said, it’ll be quick. It’s actually about someone I know. An uncle to be precise.
 *The Video*
The ROCK*wrestling a poor guy*: Ima bout to end this man’s whole career
Security 1: Why he’s quite a jacked guy... *afraid of his life*
Security 2: Uncle, you said?
The Rock: REESES PUFFS, REESES PUFFS
*Throwing the man out of the wrestling ring*
The Rock: bEaT hIm Up, bEaT hIm Up, bEaT hIm Up,
Security 1: Do you think he broke his neck...?
Leah: Would you like to see more? They’re quite funny.
Security 2: FUNNY!?
Security 1: I’m out of here.
Zoran: That video traumatised me.
Asher *shivering* Agreed.
Alice: I can’t believe that worked.
Leah: The blessings of Dwayne. Anyways, Lei’s probably getting impatient now.
Howell: The world is a crazy place…
Alice: You’re no philosopher.
*Inside the wedding hall*
Leah *high fives Lei*: I see you got yourself a date?
Lei: And I see you were successful on traumatising two young ogres.
Zoran: Hey, where are the bride and groom?
Alice: Doesn’t matter. Right now, we need to be on the lookout for Neverseen members and Mr Regal. Or just anyone acting sus.
Howell: What about someone stealing all the food?
Leah: A disgrace.
*Hydrina from ear piece*
Hydrina: From all the noise I can hear, I assume you got inside?
Asher: Yep.
Hydrina: Ok, like Alice said. Look for anyone acting suspicious. We just need to make sure this wedding goes smoothly with no bombing or kidnapping or whatever. And that Regal stays on our side. One of you need to interview him, because it’s important WE get to know the info first. *more glitching*
Ace: SAVE ME
Clover: You’re going to ruin your hair darling.
Ella: NOW SHUSH.
Alice: Well, I’ll go look for Mr Regal then.
Lei: Make sure you record everything as well.
Alice: Will do.
Asher: So what do we do?
Zoran: We beat the life out of Neverseen members.
Asher: Do you want to be any louder and get us caught!? *drags by ear* Let’s just go. 
Howell: I’ll come with you guys. Good luck, you two.
Lei *to Leah*: Save me. She just won’t go.
Leah: Who, Ria? Tough luck mate.
*Ria approaches them*: Lei, darling. Would you like another drink?
Lei: Of course.
*Leah winks and gestures a heart at them*
Leah: Two lovebirds, am I right? Anyways, time to fulfil my role of Santa Clause and get some of this food.
= PART 6: S for Superiority =
*30 minutes later*
*Everyone at a table whispering*
Asher: Any luck?
Alice: No, Regals got a line of people wanting to talk to him like HE’S the groom or something. And even when you do get a chance to speak, there are like a hundred people behind you. You’re not even allowed to ask to speak privately for ’security reasons’. What about you guys though?
Lei: I couldn’t even go anywhere to search because Ria was following me. *shudders*
Howell: Everyone looked normal, so nothing from us.
Leah: I managed to get enough food for the girls to last a month.
*Ella from earpiece*
Ella: Love you, Leah.
Clover: You got deserts, right?
Hydrina: PLEASE, shut up you two. Maybe try a distraction or a fake emergency, Alice.
Alice: That might work…
Zoran *slams head on table*: This is taking forever. Can they just arrive already?
*Bride and Groom use telekinesis to enter the hall*
Lei: Man, are you a fortune teller or something?
Leah: You know, Mr Regal looks kind of… bored?
Asher: Probably annoyed the attentions gone from him.
Howell: Shut it.
Alice: Elf weddings have priests!?
Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to…
Alice *whispering* Guys!
Lei: Chill Alice, if you’re hangry, just ask Leah.
Alice: NO I DON’T WANT FOOD. Listen to me properly. One second ago, all the guards were here. And now they’ve all suddenly disappeared. A bit weird, don’t you think?
Asher: That is a bit weird…
Howell: But what if they’re just on a break or something? Maybe we’re just paranoid.
Zoran: Ok then explain that weirdly shaped box one of them just ‘hid’ under that empty table.
Leah: You know, I think they were horrible at hide and seek when they were younger.
Alice: Not the point. This has definitely been set up. First, all the guards just suddenly disappear at the same time. And then, someone just puts a weird box thing under the table which might be a bomb or another deathly weapon.
Leah: Whilst you are correct, this is why I hid all my spy books from you-
*Clair from ear piece*
Clair: Guys, you NEED to see what that was. If it is a bomb, get rid of it immediately.
Kitty: We need to make sure Regal doesn’t feel intimidated by the Neverseen or else he’ll never reveal the information. Make him feel as safe as you possibly can. Also somethings going wrong here. Hydrinas trying to fix it, but we might not be able to communicate again. 
Clair: Oh yeah and once the weddings done, try again to get some information. Good luck.
Priest: We invite Sir Regal to say a few words-
Asher: Ok, let’s hurry!
*Howell crawls under the table*: This is the Neverseens work, they’ve used technology very similar to this bomb.
Lei: Then why are you holding it!?
Zoran: How do we get rid of it though?
Alice: What if we-
Howell: THE BOMBS TICKING
Alice: Just THROW IT.
Zoran: WHAT!?
*Howell throws the bomb*
*Bomb lands behind priest*
Lei: HOWELL, YOUR AIM.
Leah: This is getting hectic.
Alice: Ok everyone calm down. We just need to get that bomb away from the bride and groom. And Mr Regal of course. We need to get them distracted and out of the bloody way whilst Howell works on actually deactivating the bomb.
Howell: You’re the one who said to THROW IT.
Alice: I wasn’t thinking straight. Now let’s go.
Zoran: What’s the distraction.
Leah: You know, I’m not in the mood to fight with Zoran today.
Asher *puts hand on forehead* Should I get backup?
Zoran: Me neither.
Lei: Then what do we-
*Howell and Alice fighting*
Lei: That works perfectly. I’ll go grab the bomb near the priest whilst they’re all distracted.
Asher: We’ll be backup.
 *Meanwhile*
Zoran *to Alice and Howell*: I need you two to fight over there.
Alice: Why…?
Zoran: JUST DO IT ALREADY
Howell: STOP PUSHING ME ALICE
Alice: I’m sorry, your highness.
Priest: What in Bronte’s ex fiancé is going on…?
Howell: You’ve been acting like you’re in charge, the whole day.
Alice: Because you haven’t actually being DOING anything.
Howell: You’re the one who said to-
Leah: You know, they fight like middle schoolers.
Bride: I’m sorry but can you two fight somewhere else. I’m trying to get married today.
*Audience* FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT
Priest: This wedding was getting boring anyways…
*Howell and Alice continue fighting*
Howell *whispers to Alice* You know, this fighting dramas really good. Everyone thinks we’ve actually been fighting since the morning.
Alice *whispers back*: Exactly. It was an easy way to get them all to stop annoying us and it works great for the distraction.
Bride: My wedding though!?
Lei *picks up bomb*: Phew.
Priest: What are you-
Lei: You look amazing sir. Goodbye.
Asher: Mr Regals been acting really suspicious lately…
Leah: Lets check it out. 
*Bride pushes Howell and Alice away* Sir PLEASE continue the wedding.
Guests: But the fight was good!
Priest: As I was saying. If anyone objects to this wedding speak now or forever hold your peace.
Ria: I OBJECT TO THIS WEDDING.
Asher: What is she doing!?
Leah: Oh dam.
Ria: Oliver, you know this isn’t what you want.
Oliver *nervous sweating*
Bride: I JUST WANT TO GET MARRIED FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Ria: I’m quite sorry but its best you know now. Mr Regal arranged his sons marriage because he refused to have an OGRE as his daughter as in law.
*Audience gasp*
Howell: What’s going on?
Alice: Lets just hope Lei got the bomb.
Lei: I have the bomb.
Asher and Leah: And we have Mr Regal.
Leah: Or should we say, the FAKE Regal.
Zoran: Oh come on. Did we really need this NOW?
Howell: Wait, what do you mean!?
Asher: This is actually a Neverseen member who used a bunch of elixirs to disguise himself. The REAL Regal is locked up in a cupboard somewhere.
*Muffled screaming noises*
Alice: Ok Howell, you deactivate the bomb. We’ll get the REAL Regal and dispose of this one.
Lei: I’ll come with you.
Asher: Oh gosh. Rias screaming her head off.
Leah: The poor bride. She just wanted to get married.
Zoran: What happened to him…? *points to unconscious member*
Asher: Well I snuck up on him.
Leah: I inflicted on him.
Asher: I slapped him for extra measure.
Leah: And I hit him in the head with my heels. For extra measure of course.
Zoran: And how did you know he’s not the real Regal…?
Asher: Oh we heard him boasting about his plan to the guards who the Neverseen had bribed. He was gonna tell us fake information.
Howell: GUYS I NEED HELP.
Zoran: You’re the tech guy.
Leah: Last time I helped you, my eyebrows turned BLUE.
Asher: That’s nothing. Last time, I was BALD.
Howell: It’s impossible to deactivate. What do we-
*Lei and Alice return*
Lei: Just as we found the real Regal, the guards took him and teleported away. There wasn't enough time to attack, so the fake will have to do.
Alice: Why does he look half dead…?
Asher: Power of the heel. Don’t mess with it.
Zoran: But what are we gonna do with him?
Alice: We’re going to blackmail him and then make him reveal some info.
Asher: Guess that also works.
Howell: WHAT ABOUT THE BOMB.
Leah: THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW.
Howell: As you wish.
*Bomb goes of outside*
Ria: What was that-
Bride: This just had to happen on MY wedding.
*Chaos with the audience*
Oliver: I’m sorry ladies but-
Bride: THAT IS IT. We both deserve better than this douchebag. Let’s go.
Ria: I can’t believe I was in love with HIM.
Bride: I can’t believe I was about to MARRY him.
Ria: Wanna go shopping and then plan revenge?
Oliver *runs off*
Bride: Of course, lets go.
*Wedding guests start running*
Leah: This is really chaotic.
Alice: How are we meant to run in HEELS.
Zoran: How are we meant to go home!?
*Kitty from earpiece*
Kitty: Sorry we’re back. Hydrinas fixing some technical issues.
Ella: Somethings going wrong with all our technical equipment. Including the leapmaster. And you potatoes, all left your pathfinders here. 
Clover: So we’re gonna send you Kai. All the other pets are asleep and trust me. You don’t want to rely on a half asleep flying animal.
Clair: He should be here soon.
Leah: Someone make sure fake Regal doesn’t wake up.
Howell: Got it.
Leah *blows whistle*
Kai *crashes in through window*
Zoran: OH COME ON. I HATE HEIGHTS.
Leah: Toughen up.
Alice: Im not sitting next to fake Regal.
Leah: Ok Kai can just put him in his mouth.
Asher: WHAT?
Leah: He’ll be gentle, don’t worry.
Zoran: What do you feed him? I swear he grew twice the size.
*winces*
Ok your inflicting control got much better.
Lei: Guys, lets try to hurry before the Council comes.
Asher: All aboard Kai.
*They all sit on Kais back*
Howell: Well I guess except for fake Regal. He’ll be in his mouth.
Leah *winks*: I’ll make sure he gets a VIP treatment.
*Kai starts flying*
Zoran: I’m gonna be sick. Lei, help a brother out.
Lei: DON’T BE SICK ON ME.
Alice: SHUT UP.
Leah: I have coffee if anyone want some?
*Clair from ear piece*
Clair: LEAH
THE ENDDDDD
That's seriously it! I hope you enjoyed because even if it didn't make any sense, it was really fun to write. Make sure you also check out Hidden Realms for updates around 2-3 weeks. And if you want to read any more of my original pieces, check out Stellarlune: TMURS. 
goodbye potatoes