Quality Food/Transcript

Setting: Chum Bucket
Plankton: I'm a failure! I've spent my entire life trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula, and every time I fail.
Karen: That's your problem. You spend to much time trying to ruin Krabs's buisiness, that you never have time to improve yours.
Plankton: Shh Karen, I'm trying to think... that's it! Instead of trying to ruin Krabs's buisiness, I need to spend more time improving mine. Why didn't I think of this before?
Karen: [Sighs]
Setting: Outside of Chum Bucket
Plankton: [Writes on billboard] Finished. "Chum sticks now just $3.00."
Fish: Wow! Chum Sticks now just $300! Something that expensive has to be quality food! I'll take twenty!
Plankton: Huh? [Observes that he left out the decimal point on the billboard.] Oh. I can't believe that sucker just paid $6,000 on Chum Sticks.
Setting: Chum Bucket
Fish: [Eats Chum Stick] It's the most fowl thing I've ever tasted, but I must have more! Hit me again!
Plankton: At this rate, I'll be the richest single cell organism in Bikini Bottom!
Health Inspector: Excuse me. Are you the owner of this fine establishment?
Plankton: Why yes I am.
Health Inspector: I'm from the health department, and it appears that your chum carries a very contagious disease.
Plankton: What makes you say that?
Health Inspector: Fourteen of your customers in the past hour have required immediate medical attention. I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to have to shut you down.
Plankton: I knew it was too good to be true.
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