Whale Sitter Pat

Whale Sitter Pat is an episode of The Mr. Krabs and Patrick Show. In this episode, Patrick babysits Pearl.
== Characters ==
* Patrick
* Mr. Krabs
* Pearl
* Mini Brain Patricks
* Squidward (mentioned)
* Nancy Suzy Fish
== Story ==
Mr. Krabs:Today Squidward refused to babysit you! He said you're a *dolphin chirp*! So today, Patrick will babysit you!
Pearl:WHAT?! YOU CHOSE PATRICK OVER ME BEING ALONE?! I'M 16, DAD!
Mr. Krabs:I don't trust you, Pearl! The last time i let you be alone here you burned my mattress! *holds up a picture of the old mattress* I will never forget you, Dave. *cries* ............OH! Emh, yeah bye! I'm gonna go to a concert tonight!
Patrick:Hi Pearl!
Pearl:Hi.
Patrick:Emh.......
Patrick's mind:Say something teenage girls like!
Patrick:Something teenage girls like!
Pearl:Uh?
Patrick's mind:You're an idiot!
Patrick:You're an idiot!
Pearl:WHAT?!
Patrick's mind:Don't take this literally:Say something that she may like!
Patrick:Emh..........wondrous weather we're having today, aren't we? That's a........gag! They teach you in college! Emh.........buy Pepsi!
Pearl:I'll go to my room.
Patrick's mind:You did a wonderful job.
Patrick:Welp, my work here is done! I'm going home!
Patrick's mind:No! You gotta be with Pearl! Mr. Krabs said to be with her because.........something i guess?
Patrick:You're right! I'M COMING PEARL! *busts into her room* Where is she? Uh! There are chips here! *eats* I'll call Mr. Krabs. *calls him* Your daughter is lost.
Mr. Krabs:WHAT?!
Patrick's mind:No! Say it's a joke!
Patrick:Joke! JOOOOOKE! It's a joke! Yep! Totally a joke! I'm the Joker!
Mr. Krabs:Oh, thank God.
Patrick:What did God do?
Mr. Krabs:Shut up you idiot. *hangs up*
Patrick:Rude. THE WINDOW! SHE ESCAPED! *jumps out of the window, falls offscreen* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! Ouch. PEARL! WHERE ARE YOU?! Eh, she'll come back.
Mr. Krabs:*calls Patrick* Patrick, i'm coming back now. There was an accident at the concert. *hangs up*
Patrick:*inside his brain, there are red lights and "Everyone Panic!" is written on a screen. Mini Brain Patricks panic* OMG! WHAT DO I DO?! I GOTTA FIND PEARL, BUT HOW?! Wait a minute, footprints! YES! THANK GOD PEARL HAS FEET! *follows them for 12 seconds, then sees Pearl at a party* Oh, that was faster than i thought it would be. PEARL!
Pearl:Ugh, go away!
Patrick:Emh.......your dad is getting rid of your room! He came back because there was an accident at the concert!
Pearl:That's not true!
Nancy Suzy Fish:Pearl, it is true! Look! *she gives Pearl her phone, which has an article of 2 minutes ago about it*
Pearl:OMG! I'M COMING DADDY!
*bubble transition*
Pearl:Where is dad?
Patrick:Oh i lied to you about the room thing.
Pearl:YOU WHAT?! *strangles him*
Mr. Krabs:*comes with his car* Omg, i wonder what other crazy things have happened.
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