Cake

Cake is essentially a whole bunch of drugs and lies mixed together, and it is also stuffed with evil weapons, including Bombs, a little bit of Pie, Number Captain Poison and a whole bunch of other weapons. Philosophers insist cake is a truth claim, even though such a statement is way too abstract to actually mean anything. It is almost as deadly as pie. 
== History ==
Cake was invented by Y. However instead of making a Bagel he accidentally threw GNEggs, sugar, wheat, and buckets of milk on top of a table and made a cake instead. It turned out ok, despite becoming sentient immediately afterwards. He gave up making cake and no one ever made this kind of cake ever again.
Sometime later Kokichi Ouma wanted to trick people with the promises of delicious deserts, so he reinvented cake with the new recipe listed at the top of the page. It turned out to be an even bigger success than the first cake and thus received funding by Bowser to make more of these cakes, however he killed Bowser instead and kept all the cakes for himself, but then GLaDOS stole them all while he wasn't looking. These cakes have since been cloned and mass-produced at the Aperture Science Lab for villains to use, costing thousands if not millions of UnDollars each.
==Trivia==
*The cake actually isn't a lie. (see picture) However, you don't get any. It's mine; the cake is all reserved for me.
*Evil people serve cake to people on when it's their UnBirthday.
*I ate the cake. It was goooooood.
Category:Food
Category:Sweets
Category:Dangerous food
Category:Toxic chemicals
Category:Deadly
Category:Unsafe for kids