Asgore

Asgore Dreemurr is the name of some weirdo from Undertale/Deltarune who always likes to pee on random people's flowers. That's why all the flowers you see underground are yellow. Asgore is kind of like BASIL in that he likes gardening, and also because he stylizes his own name to be in ALL CAPS for no reason.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: He's also the king of all the monsters, and lives underground in his underground bunker in Mount Ebott. He also used to be married to Toriel and used to have a son with her named Asriel. She left him after he was pissed at Chara for killing his son, but we're getting ahead of ourselves.
== Relations ==
* Monsters: Subjects. He's their king after he proved to be the most powerful one in the war (yeah he's also a veteran).
* Toriel: Ex-wife. No matter in what timeline you're in, she divorced him for hating on humans.
* Asriel: Son. Asriel got his name when he was flipping through The Holy Bible for baby names.
* Chara: Adopted child who died. He hates Chara for killing his one and only son.
* Clover: Guy he killed. He hates Clover for causing another genocide. This was the only human he actually killed, and the one that makes him hate the color yellow.
* Frisk/Kris: Person who did a french revolution against Asgore. He is like a dad to them but not really.
* BASIL: Adopted son. After the Human War ended, he accepted this one as his own.
* Kanye West: Friend. Kanye likes his boss theme.
* Undyne: Warrior he trained in case he dies and the Underground needs a queen, because he knows Toriel wouldn't be a good queen.
* Sans: Guard. The only guy who keeps him safe from genociders.
== History ==
Back a long long time ago, he was just a normal monster guy. Back in the day, he wasn't even a gardener, or a king. He was just a normal guy. Well, except he can live forever because of his genetics. That's why he married Toriel, because she had good genetics too and not because she's also a goat. Nobody knows if they're related or not because the family tree records don't go that far back.
=== The Human War (AKA The Monster War) ===
One day, the humans were racist, so went to war with the monsters to segregate them. Asgore became a sort-of leader for the monsters because he had the most badass bullet patterns. Because humans back then were experts at Touhou, none of them died. It was an embarrassing defeat. Around this time, he bought a big giant camera which could record to VHS. He recorded a bunch of death threats to the humans while in The German Prison, which made Herobrine cast a spell that trapped them inside Mount Ebott with no air or food. Of course, if you knew the cheat code you could get out, but most monsters didn't care. They still thought he was awesome, so they let him be their king even in the Underground.He called the war off for now so that they could find food and air underground. They didn't need light because all the monsters have fullbright enabled. This also happens to be the time when he decided to have a child with his wife. He solved food security issues by cultivating corn and planting trees. He single-handedly planted thousands of acres of this stuff and saved the monsters from cannibalizing themselves. He established his kingdom and marked the Underground as his territory.
After that, some guy named Chara fell into his kingdom. Instead of killing them, he let the kid manipulate his son into joining a death cult and kill all the humans. After they both failed, he declared war again on the humans because his son died. For a while, he had his subjects kill his humans. The worst humans he ever had to deal with were the purple one and Clover. Anyways, the second to last human he ever had to deal with Frisk convinced his subjects to commit treason, including his former wife. Ultimately, they brought his dead son back to life for like 10 minutes, and freed all the monsters. His ex-wife took this kid for herself.
=== Post-war ===
After the war on humans ended, he was super lonely because everybody hated how his kingdom smelled like his piss and left it. He sometimes went to the surface, but mostly stayed back in the Underground because of all the time he spent building his base, and didn't want to do it all over again. He forcefully did a CPS on Sans for BASIL so he wouldn't be so sad and lonely. Normally CPS is shit and takes children from good parents, but this was the only time it wasn't, because BASIL was actually a neglected child. Now he runs a flower shop on the surface where they both use watering cans and not piss. He also has an egg in his fridge.
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