발조교 (Baljogyo)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
돈이 없어 대체품을 쓰던 시절 	doni eopseo daechepumeul sseudeon sijeol 	When I was using the CeVIO instead of VOCALOID
나의 가수들은 CeVIO의 사사라와 이아짱 	na-ui gasudeureun CeVIO-ui sasarawa iajjang 	My singers were Sasara and IA-chan
목소리는 좋은데 어딘가 2프로 부족해 	moksorineun joheunde eodinga ipeuro bujokhae 	They had good voices but I wanted more
더 이상은 안 되겠다 보카로를 사야지 	deo isangeun an doegetda bokaroreul sayaji 	So I decided to buy a VOKARO
 	 	
큰맘 먹고 구입한 보컬로이드 	keunmam meokgo guiphan bokeolloideu 	Finally I purchased my first VOCALOID
그 첫 타자는 바로 바로 유니 유니 유니! 	geu cheot tajineun baro baro yuni yuni yuni! 	and I picked UNI as my first singer
하지만 노랠 시켰더니 얘도 그닥 꽝이네 	hajiman norael sikyeotdeoni yaedo geudak kkwangine 	But her singing also couldn't satisfy me entirely
말도 안돼, 나의 유니는 그러지 않아~ 	maldo andwae, na-ui yunineun geureoji anha~ 	Nonsense, she's not the UNI I wished!
 	 	
음역대를 너무 높게 잡았나 	eumyeokdaereul neomu nopge jabanna 	Did I let them too high pitched voice?
보카로가 아니라 체비오라 그런가 	bokaroga anira chebiora geureonga 	Or because of the limitation of CeVIO?
착각하지마, 구차한 핑계대지마 	chakgakhajima, guchahan pinggyedaejima 	It is no use trying to excuse yourself
그냥 니 조교가 구린 거야 변명하지마 	geunyang ni jogyoga gurin geoya byeonmyeonghajima 	It's because just your tuning is sh-t
 	 	
바로 이것이 발조교 	baro igeosi baljogyo 	Yeah, It's a totally awful tuning
니 튜닝 실력 딱 초등학교 	ni tyuning sillyeok ttak chodeunghakgyo 	Your talent for tuning is just an elementary school level
장비만 바꾼다고 소용없죠 	jangbiman bakkundago soyongeoptjyo 	You need more than the effect of new software
예쁜 목소릴 원한다면 노력해야죠 	yeppeun moksoril wonhandamyeon noryeokhaeyajyo 	You need more effort if you want a beautiful voice
 	 	
게으름 그것이 발조교 	ge-eureum geugeosi baljogyo 	Laziness made you do the terrible tuning
장비 탓할 시간에 실력을 키워 	jangbi tathal sigane sillyeogeul kiwo 	So don't blame the software and spend more time to enhance your skill
보컬로이드는 만능이 아녜요 	bokeolloideuneun manneungi anyeyo 	VOCALOID is not almighty
멋진 노래를 원한다면 연습해라, 조교 	meotjin noraereul wonhandamyeon yeonseuphaera, jogyo	So practice tuning harder if you want a better song
 	 	
큐베이스 애플로직 그게 뭐임 먹는 거임 	kyubeiseu aepeullojik geuge mwoim meokgeun geoim 	Cubase? Apple Logic? What are they all?
나 같은 흙수저는 NWC면 감지덕지 	na gateun heulksujeoneun NWC-myeon gamjideokji 	My only option was NWC, others were so expensive
보컬로이드 에디터 사는 것도 무리였어 	bokeolloideu editeo saneun geotdo muriyeosseo 	Actually VOCALOID editor is a little bit luxury for me
돼지 목에 진주목걸이 같은 우리 유니 	dwaeji moge jinjumokgeori gateun uri yuni 	and so was UNI
 	 	
드럼비트 베이스 기타리프 몽땅 다 	deureombiteu beiseu gitaripeu mongttang da 	I put all of the drum beats, base line, and guitar riffs
기본제공 프리셋으로 죄다 때려박고 	gibonjegong peuriseseuro joeda ttaeryeobakgo 	from the preset template
유니 마저 무조교로 생목으로 지른다 	yuni majeo mujogyoro saengmogeuro jireunda 	And also let UNI sing with none-tuned voice
이것이 흙수저 프로듀서의 작곡법 	igeosi heulksujeo peurodyuseo-ui jakgokbeop 	That's how the poor producer write a song
 	 	
이 양반아 조교 자신 없으면 	i yangbana jogyo jasin eopseumyeon 	Master, If you don't have a good skill for tuning
비트라도 정성껏 만들어야지 	biteurado jeongseongkkeot mandeureoyaji 	at least make a good beat
아님 전문 조교꾼을 찾아 가던가 	anim jeonmun jogyokkuneul chaja gadeonga 	or get some help from a professional VOCALOID tuner
그런 인맥조차 없으면 음악 접어 인간아 	geureon inmaekjocha eopseumyeon eumak jeobeo ingana 	Give up the song making if you have no chance or relationship with other artist, man
 	 	
바로 이것이 발조교 	baro igeosi baljogyo 	Yeah, It's a totally awful tuning
니 튜닝 실력 딱 초등학교 	ni tyuning sillyeok ttak chodeunghakgyo 	Your talent for tuning is just an elementary school level
장비만 바꾼다고 소용없죠 	jangbiman bakkundago soyongeoptjyo 	You need more than the effect of new software
예쁜 목소릴 원한다면 노력해야죠 	yeppeun moksoril wonhandamyeon noryeokhaeyajyo 	You need more effort if you want a beautiful voice
 	 	
게으름 그것이 발조교 	ge-eureul geugeosi baljogyo 	Laziness made you do the terrible tuning
장비 탓할 시간에 실력을 키워 	jangbi tathal sigane sillyeogeul kiwo 	So don't blame the software and spend more time to enhance your skill
보컬로이드는 만능이 아녜요 	bokeolloideuneun manneungi anyeyo 	VOCALOID is not almighty
멋진 노래를 원한다면 연습해라, 조교 	meotjin noraereul wonhandamyeon yeonseuphaera, jogyo	So practice tuning harder if you want a better song
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