Super-Mystery Cult

==Publishers Summary==
It's not just a cult. It's a SUPER MYSTERY cult.
==Script==
: Germaine
: Porn, porn, porn... porn... penis enlargement? Porn. Hey, look, I got an e-mail from someone who wants me to join a cult.
: "Dear Germaine, we are proud to present you with the opportunity to be accepted into the Cyber-Satan Super-Mystery Cult. Please take the time to view our website for further details. We also have free literature available upon request.
: PS. Satan knows where you live."
: Hmm, that's a little weird.:
: Foamy
: You know what, I say you join the cult. I mean, what do you have to loose?
: But your soul!
: GermaineI kinda like my soul.
: Foamy
: C'mon, where's your sense of adventure?
: Germaine
: I don't see the point in joining a mystery cult.
: Foamy
: Excuse me. Super-mystery cult. Not just some ordinary cult. It's a super cult. The Cyber-Satan Super-Mystery Cult.
: Look at all the free stuff you get. Look, you get the Super Cyber-Satan Super-Mystery Cult mug. You get a shirt, you get a hat, an upside down cross, you get one of those pentagram things that glows in the dark. Totally cool. You know you want one.
: GermaineYou joined the cult already, didn't you?
: FoamySuper cult. All hail the mighty John Frum**. Now where‘s my ice-cream and motorcycles, damn it!
Ending screen appears.
==Trivia==
*This is the first episode that ever mentions the Foamy Super Mystery Card Cult.
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website