Born to Die

Description
What's better than life itself? Death of course! And with these idiots, the fun is endless. There's the nerd that never "saw" it coming, the catholic school teacher that got overruled, the diver that hit his head, and kleptomaniac that saw the light... bulb. These and many other ways are sure to be the life of the party - and the death!
AIRED ON: DECEMBER 22, 2013
===Deaths===
Death #	Event Name 	Date 	Place 	Circumstances of Death
9077 	Scuba Die 	November 17, 2008	Seattle, WA 	A scuba diver floats toward the surface at a rapid pace, unaware that the boat has drifted over him. When he finally hits the surface, his head slams into the hull of the boat, shattering his skull.
2660 	Treaded Mill 	March 11, 2008 	Lafayette, LA 	A man using a treadmill in a public gym accidentally bumps the speed increase button. When the force causes him to fly backward, his head slams into a metal barbell causing massive brain hemorrhaging.
7881 	Cold Stoned 	162 B.C 	Cairo, Egypt 	An ancient method of torture involved large stones being tied to the victims feet, and tossing them into deep water. As water pressure increased, water quickly rushed into the body, filling the lungs and stomach, and causing them to burst open.
7005 	Chewed Off 	January 12, 1961 	Tuscaloosa, AL	The condescending wife of a habitual tobacco chewer accidentally takes a sip out of the bottle he's using to spit in, and develops severe mononucleosis.
1029 	Unsecured Measures	August 4, 1983 	Lake Land, FL 	A teacher that slapped students with rulers as a form of discipline gets the ruler stolen from her by another student. When the student attempts to hit the teacher with it, she ducks, but the sharp edge of the ruler lacerates her carotid artery.
2241 	Buzz Killed 	December 12, 2002	York, PA 	A bossy nerd breaks into the high school shop storeroom to steal power tools. Upon tripping over a power cord, he severs his hand on a still band saw. In a frenzy, he accidentally turns it on, and the band saw slices through his arm, causing death from blood loss within seconds.
4682 	Glass Holed 	April 8, 2000 	Fort Wayne, IN	A kleptomaniac steals a light bulb from an elevator and puts it in his pocket. In the hallway, he falls and the light bulb gets crushed into his abdomen, causing him to bleed to death.
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