Tunnel of Love/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: August 12, 2006
Episode Copyrighted: 2006
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Screen pans in on Amusement Park.
Ashley Roberts: Hey, Lincoln. It's the Tunnel of Love! This is great!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah!
Nancy Suzy Fish: Pearl, come on! The line for the Tunnel of Love is filling up! This is going to be so, totally like, fun!
Pearl Krabs, Debbie Rechid, Nancy Suzy Fish and Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *walks into SpongeBob, Lincoln, Leni, Yellow and Ashley*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Pearl!
Pearl Krabs: Barnacles, SpongeBob, why are you talking to me?
Nancy Suzy Fish: Is that your boyfriend?
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: Yes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I am a boy, and I am her friend. *laughs*
Nancy Suzy Fish, Debbie Rechid and Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *laughs*
Nancy Suzy Fish: SpongeBob! Stand here for a second! *moves SpongeBob and Lincoln next to Pearl and Ashley*
Camera flash and sound effect.
Nancy Suzy Fish and Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: *giggles*
Debbie Rechid: *holds my camera* Just thought we should keep this moment for... posterity. *shows Nancy and the teenage fashion girls*
Nancy Suzy Fish, Debbie Rechid and Human Teenage Fashion Girls: *giggles* Pearl's got a boyfriend! Pearl's got a boyfriend! Pearl's got a boyfriend!
Leni Loud: *to Lincoln* Pearl. SpongeBob had a girlfriend.
Patrick Star: *to SpongeBob* I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
Pearl Krabs: Quiet! He is not my boyfriend!
Ashley Roberts: But Lincoln is mine!
Patrick Star: That was fast.
Clyde McBride: *to Lincoln* Don't worry, buddy. There's plenty of fish in the street car.
Nancy Suzy Fish: Anyway, let's go for a ride!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: Yeah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Bye, Pearl! Tell Mr. Krabs I said "Hi," Let's bounce Patrick. Patrick?
Patrick Star: *eats cotton candy at a stand* Busy, I'll catch up with you later.
Lincoln Loud: Bye Clyde.
Clyde McBride: Bye Lincoln.
Goes to the "Tunnel of Love".
Man: *opens the metal gate to the ride boats* Next!
Nancy Suzy Fish: *walks through with Debbie* Come on, Pearl!
Man: *holds my hand out* Sorry, only two per car. You'll have to wait for the next car. *to the line* Any single riders come to the front!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: Let's go! *walks with teenage fashion girl #3*
Leni Loud: Come.
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #1: Okay! *walks with Leni*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh! I'm a single rider! *walks through the line* Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me!
Yellow Rectangle: *holds my hands out to direct Pearl into the car* After you, fellow single rider Brown.
Brown Rectangle: *walks with Yellow*
SpongeBob SquarePants: After you.
Pearl Krabs: *groans*
Ashley Roberts: Lincoln, I'm going with you.
Lincoln Loud: Yes.
Ashley Roberts: *walks with Lincoln*
Slide transition cuts to boat riding.
Intercom System: Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times. And do not leave the boat until the ride, is over. Thank you!
Lincoln Loud: This is it, Ashley. We're gonna have so much fun at the Amusement Park.
Ashley Roberts: Yeah, I love Amusement Park. And sports too.
Lincoln Loud: Cool.
Screen cuts to SpongeBob and Pearl.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Uhm, Pearl. Your arm... it's outside the boat.
Pearl Krabs: Ugh, I will put my arm in the boat. But don't touch me, don't talk to me, don't even look at me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *zips my mouth and eyes shut*
Screen cuts back to Ashley and Lincoln. The boat enters the tunnel. After about 6 seconds, Ashley is excited.
Ashley Roberts: *gets excited* I'm so excited, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Look at those sports.
Ashley Roberts: Wow, Lincoln. I love it.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, I see it.
Ashley Roberts: Look, there's Larry the Lobster playing Volleyball in the picture.
Lincoln Loud: Cool.
Screen cuts back to SpongeBob and Pearl.
Pearl Krabs: *begins to get bored* Boring!
Camera turns to a metal person.
Metal Angel: Will my arrow find her heart?
Pearl Krabs: Ugh, this ride is lame! Hey! You're allowed to speak now!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *unzips my eyes and mouth; quickly* I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you think? I mean he's so tough on the outside, but he's got a soft side, too. You know, this one time I was upset because my snail Gary. He was sick and he let me leave five minutes early. Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard?
SpongeBob's mouth becomes a megaphone and he speaks gibberish.
Time card reading "Two very boring minutes later..."
French Narrator: Two very boring minutes later...
SpongeBob SquarePants: And then, there was that time that Mr. Krabs yelled at me for getting to work before he did, and he didn't even dock my pay. What a sweet man!
Pearl Krabs: *gets very annoyed and even more bored, then screams* You are making this ride even more boring! Is such a thing is possible! *begins to climb out of the boat*
But SpongeBob tries to stop her.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You're supposed to remain seated until the ride's come to a complete–
Now launched up onto the ceiling and knocked over a few hearts. One lands in the water. SpongeBob lands next to a stunned Pearl.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Stop! One of the hearts lands in one of the ride's controls, jamming it. Then, the ride stops. Screen cuts Lincoln and Ashley riding, then the ride stops.
Lincoln Loud: Dang it!
Ashley Roberts: What was that?!
Voice Over Microphone: Attention sweethearts! We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please remain seated.
Pearl Krabs: *becomes frustrated* Oh, great! Just great!
Brown Rectangle: *angrily* Way to go, SpongeBob!
Time card reading "Three hours later..."
French Narrator: Three hours later...
Scene changes to policemen, thousands of people, and a helicopter surrounding the ride as if someone was being held hostage.
Perch Perkins: Breaking News! The Tunnel of Love has turned into a Tunnel of Terror! Just hours ago, the mechanism that controls the boats mysteriously stopped, trapping the doomed couple inside. We have the youth's friends here, who escaped the tunnel before tragedy befell the two sweethearts.
Nancy Suzy Fish: *cries* It's true! We barely escaped with our lives! It was horrible!
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: *cries* Tunnel of Love is terrible!
Perch Perkins: And what was the name of your friends?
Nancy Suzy Fish: *cries* Pearl, and her boyfriend SpongeBob!
She, Debbie Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2 and #3 walk away giggling.
Perch Perkins: So there you have it. As time quickly runs out...
Screen zooms out to a big screen with Patrick sitting next to it eating a whole bunch of junk food.
Perch Perkins: *offscreen* ...Still no word from the imperiled whale girl, teenage fashion girl, SpongeBob, Lincoln, Leni and Ashley.
Patrick Star: *gets startled* Oh, no! I'm out of coral on a stick! *throws my stick away*
Red Rectangle: Nice throw, Patrick!
Patrick Star: Time to chomp through the fried barnacles!
Perch Perkins: *starts talking
Patrick Star: *continues to eat*
Perch Perkins: At this time survival looks bleak, for the little yellow sponge.
Patrick Star: Nooooooo! This is my worst nightmare! I don't have a drink!
Katherine Mulligan: *talks to Clyde* Hey, Clyde!
Clyde McBride: Huh?
Katherine Mulligan: Your friend is trapped in the tunnel of love and he may never escape!
Clyde McBride: You mean Lincoln?
Screen cuts to Patrick walking on top of the line to the entrance to the tunnel.
Patrick Star: I'm coming, SpongeBob!
Cop #42: Hold it!
Cop #13: No one beyond this point!
Patrick Star: Clyde's friend is trapped in there! You gotta let me through!
Policeman: No can do, big guy. Too dangerous.
Patrick Star: Fine! *walks away*
When he goes to the ground, the people give him an angry look.
Red Rectangle: Well, mister police guy won't let me in the front, huh! Well, I'll just find my own way in!
Scene changes to the Amusement Park Power Plant with Patrick, Red and Clyde at the front door.
Patrick Star: Let's see. Where could SpongeBob be? *notices the door sign* Aha! *reads dumbly when it says "Danger! Keep Out! High voltage" area* Con-grat-ulations! You have-uh-ooh-fouuunnd-uh your friend! *gets excited* Oh, SpongeBob is right behind this door! I'm coming to get you, buddy! *runs away, then comes back using my head as a battering ram*
Once inside, he then looks around.
Patrick Star: SpongeBob?! Where-? Oh, there you are!
The camera zooms in on a control that looks like SpongeBob.
Patrick Star: *runs to it and grabs it* Hang in there! I'll free you from your shackles! *pulls it off, and bursts through the left wall* You're okay now, buddy! Go to your happy place!
Back inside, sparks begin to fly, and then the wires explode, causing the lights in the tunnel to turn off.
Lincoln Loud: *screams in fear*
A police officer hears them and pulls out a megaphone.
Cop #13: Don't worry, little girl! We're working as fast as we can!
Pearl Krabs: That wasn't me, that was SpongeBob!
Cop #13: Thank you, little boy!
Pearl Krabs: *growls*
Brown Rectangle: *angrily* Stupid machine! *kicks the machine*
Ashley Roberts: *to Brown* Hey, calm down.
Brown Rectangle: *angrily* Calm?! Whatever, Ashley! I'm leaving with Yellow! *leaves*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh dear.
Lincoln Loud: It's okay, Ashley, it's only the dark. There's nothin' scary about... the dark! It's what's in the dark you gotta watch out for. *gets scared* Monsters, creeps, ghouls, clowns, witches, werewolves, clowns, crawly things, crawly clowns, those are the worst! The crawly clowns!
Ashley Roberts: Okay, Lincoln, after you. *puts my arm in front*
Lincoln Loud: Okay, then. I'll just fearlessly lead the way... *touches the streamers, then screams and hides behind Ashley* Snakes!
Ashley Roberts: Those are streamers, fool!
Lincoln Loud: *climbs on top of Ashley* Maybe I'll just stay up here... keep an eye out for any other creepies.
Ashley Roberts: Oh, don't freak out, Lincoln! *slides Lincoln off my head* There aren't any creepies, there aren't any crawlies, there aren't any snakes! So stop whining so we can look for a way out of here!
Lincoln Loud: Okay, Ashley, you've made your point. I'll stop talking about ogres, vampire bat fish, and sharks, and...
Ashley Roberts: Lincoln! I see baseball, soccer, football and basketball, like sports.
Lincoln Loud: ...And I won't talk about zombies! *whimpers*
Ashley Roberts: *gets scared* Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: *gets dressed as a pirate* Or ghostly pirates!
Ashley Roberts: *starts being scared*
Lincoln is dressed like a Frankenstein Monster.
Lincoln Loud: Or laboratory creatures!
Ashley Roberts: *gasps* Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *looks like an alien* Or green beings from another planet!
Ashley Roberts: Okay, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *looks like an unshaven person with a full head of white hair* Or bus drivers!
Ashley Roberts: It looks like a school b—
Lincoln Loud: Did you hear that?
Ashley Roberts: Now I'm scared, Lincoln!
Lincoln Loud: It sounded like a crawly were-clown.
Ashley Roberts: But there's no such thing!
Lincoln Loud: Oh, he's here.
A Cupid swings by.
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *screams and jumps into the boat*
Lincoln Loud: *gets hit in the head by a toilet plunger*
Scene shows Patrick, Red, Clyde and the SpongeBob-shaped control.
Patrick Star: Not another skunk! How did you beat me again?
Red Rectangle and Clyde McBride: *angrily* PATRICK!
Patrick Star: *turns to an electrician* Hey you! You find it funny to lock up my friend? Hey, I am talking towards you.
Electrician: Did you see the dimwit who ripped this apart?
Patrick Star: I unfortunately don't know who that dullard is, but I do know that you've kidnapped SpongeBob.
Electrician: I don't know about your friend. I'm just an electrician. *light turns on*
Patrick Star: Wow! I see you are a magician. But that voodoo does not erase what you just have done.
Electrician: You need to relax. Have a seat and cool off.
Patrick Star: Geez. Some people are so pushy. *sits on the lever*
Electrician: Just don't sit on the lever!
Patrick Star: Oof. *breaks the lever*
Red Rectangle: Oh no.
Clyde McBride: I can't watch. *covers my eyes*
Electrician: Now the whole ride is stuck on "Dangerous Super Fast Mode"!
Patrick Star: You told me to sit on it.
Screen cuts to the inside of the Tunnel of Love. The boat moves quickly.
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *screams*
Lincoln Loud: What's that sound?
Ashley Roberts: I don't know. Hold me, SpongeBob
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *screams* Huh!
Lincoln Loud: Hey. The Hall of Great Romance!
Scene shows the Amusement Park Power Plant.
Patrick Star: Okay, okay. I think I heard you. I will not sit on anything else. I'll just gingerly lean on this wall. *leans on a do not push button, which reads "Animatronic Override"*
Electrician: Noooooooooooooooo!
Screen cuts to the inside of the tunnel.
Lincoln Loud: Wow! How romantical.
Ashley Roberts: Well, I imagined it bigger.
Robot Anthony's head explodes.
Lincoln Loud: Look! Ashley, a sweet adorable cherub.
The cherub's head explodes, then the cherub shoots its arrow.
Lincoln Loud: Ashley. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Love. It's the Tunnel of Evil!
The rest of the Robot heads explode and walk towards Lincoln and Ashley, they both shiver in fear.
Lincoln Loud: Ashley!
Screen cuts to the Amusement Park Power Plant.
Electrician: *grunts* Stupid kid.
Patrick Star: *walks out of the water pressure control system with toilet paper on my leg and a newspaper on my hand*
The toilet paper slides back.
Red Rectangle: Huh?
Clyde McBride: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star: Hi-yah. Nice facilities. Great water pressure.
The toilet paper slides back to the room that says Amusement Park Pumping Station.
Electrician: Neptune's mother! *realizes that there is extreme water pressure*
Screen cuts to the inside of the Tunnel of Love.
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *gets frightened*
Lincoln Loud: What's that noise?!
A torrent of water comes out from the tunnel that pushes them towards a waterfall. An evil robot pops out, scaring them some more. They fall off the waterfall and get sucked in the drain.
Lincoln Loud and Ashley Roberts: *screams some more*
The evil robots slide down the waterfall.
Screen cuts to outside the Tunnel of Love.
Cop #13: She's gonna blow! Noooooo!
Humans and Fishes: *runs away from the tunnel*
Other Humans and Fishes: *screams*
As the Tunnel of Love bursts and the boat Lincoln and Ashley are in breaks.
Ashley Roberts: I guess that turned out to be... kinda fun.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Nancy Suzy Fish and Debbie Rechid: *laughs at Lincoln and Ashley*
Nancy Suzy Fish: Lincoln is your boyfriend.
Human Teenage Fashion Girl #2: Yeah.
Pearl Krabs: *pushes Lincoln and Ashley out of the seat* Eww! How many times do I have to say it? Eww! Gross!
Brown Rectangle: Yuck!
Nancy Suzy Fish: Oh, don't deny it. You were totally hugging him, and everyone knows that totally means he's totally your boyfriend.
Crawly Clown: *laughs* Howdy, kids!
Lincoln Loud: *screams* Crawly clown! Crawly clown!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Yellow Rectangle, Ashley Roberts, Human Teenage Fashion Girls, Nancy Suzy Fish, and Debbie Rechid: *screams*
Pearl Krabs: *takes a picture, then laughs* You understand, girls. For posterity! *laughs*
Pearl Krabs and Brown Rectangle: *laughs*
Scene skips to Patrick, Red, Clyde and the SpongeBob-shaped control.
Red Rectangle and Clyde McBride: Patrick!
Patrick Star: Are you gonna finish that?
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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