Girls at the Mall/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: February 24, 2001
Episode Copyrighted: 2000
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts in Leni's room. Leni and Lori getting ready to go out.
Lori Loud: *offscreen* Did you check your purse?
Leni Loud: *checks my purse* Thanks, I got it. Did someone take the credit card?
Lola Loud: *offscreen* Check your purse.
Leni Loud: *looks in my purse again* Oh, right. Wait, my shopping list.
Lisa Loud: *offscreen* The purse, woman! 
Leni Loud: *checks my purse one last time and walks downstairs* Culottes, jeans, pom-pom sweaters.
Lincoln Loud: Going shopping, Leni?
Leni Loud: Not just shopping. Reiningers is having a huge two day, 25% off blowout sale, and I made up a dream shopping list for it.
Yellow Rectangle: I wish I could go with but we have to be ready in case but really bad happens.
Leni Loud: Yay, new wardrobes!
They Leave, as the heroes bid them ado.
Leni Loud: Shoot, where did I put my purse?
Other heroes except Leni: Check your arms.
They return to their breakfast.
Time card reading "A Few Hours Later"
French Narrator: A few hours later.
A few hours later, they are in their regular clothes eating lunch.
Leni Loud: *offscreen* I'm back.
The heroes look in shock to see that their family and friends have been beaten up as they are with their messed up clothes and bruises everywhere.
Lana Loud: Are you okay, Leni? Did you wrestle a bear?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Wait, you didn't get any stuff?
Patrick Star: *to Leni* You okay, buddy?
Leni Loud: I'm fine, Patrick. You know how shoppers can be. Sometimes, they can be a little grabby and pushy. And clawy and shovey.
Lola Loud: Ah, wait, did you let a bunch of greedy bargain hunters take your stuff?!
Leni Loud: I'll just make new clothes with my old ones. Yay! *goes upstairs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, where are you going?
Lori Loud: *takes out the remote* Poor Leni. This always happens. She's too nice for her own good.
Squidward Tentacles: You're right, Lori. She's very nice for her own good.
Lola Loud: *takes the remote from Lori and starts channel surfing*
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, there they are. They're fighting with the remote.
Plankton: Yes, we destroy them once and for all.
Dr. Eggman: Good idea, Plankton.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *to the heroes* So how was the mission?
Edd: May I say that you've all grown to be great heroes together in dire situations like this train chase for example?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *surprised to see Stocking is the cutest out of the two angels, smiles a bit* Likewise, Edd.
Shortly... in the meeting room of the Loud House. As the heroes arrive in the meeting room, they were greeted to a loud voice from Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog: *surprised and annoyed* What do you mean, "we've lost your stuff"?! And this guy's supposed to be a "genius", folks…
Princess Sally: *comforts Sonic* Sonic.
Lincoln Loud: You're lucky that Garterbelt came to visit and provided us with the details on what's really going on.
Princess Sally: *a bit surprised, to the heroes* Mayor Sayso? What was it you were researching? What did Dr. Eggman and possibly the Master Lox and Plankton Alliance want with you? And SpongeBob? What did this Garterbelt tell you and your team about? What did Could it be related to the research?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The real question is, where do we even begin?
Edd: Garterbelt did told us about both sides of the Royal Woods Mall. We've run a study session through the computers of Roblox HQ to figure out it's origins. For some reason, our dark energies that we, dare I say, absorbed, is our only source that it must be fully controlled immediately. But what we don't know is how it all started.
Eddy: And I thought it was Ed's stomach. *to Lincoln, SpongeBob and Patrick, angry* THANKS FOR GETTING US STUCK IN THIS GIANT TIME BOMB WITH YOUR WORLD JUMPING BY CHAOS CONTROL FIASCO, PLANKTON AND MASTER LOX! WE'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Patrick Star: We know Leni is here.
Buhdeuce: Watch me how to fart. *farts*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *angrily* BUHDEUCE!
Red Rectangle: *to Lynn* Not his fault. You're the one who's yelling at him.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Sorry.
Plankton: Oh, of course. Now, according to the Manuscripts, as SpongeBob and his team explained, there are indeed seven Gaia temples located throughout the world. They've said to have some sort of connection to the Chaos Emeralds, tying into their power.
Lord Master Lox: That would be the case. What else did the Gaia Manuscripts contain?
Mayor Sayso: From what I've deciphered earlier for the heroes, it seems that when the Chaos Emeralds are gathered and placed in the dominus on Roblox, they will restore the world to order and begin the process of rebirth.
Princess Sally: Hmm... despite 1x1x1x1's role in curing the Master Lox and Plankton Alliance, Eggman and possibly the Master Lox and Plankton Alliance were eager for this information, so I'm betting that the Mayor's right on track.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Sure, why not? Given all the funky stuff I've seen, both past and present timeline, world fixing temples doesn't seem like a stretch.
Lord Master Lox: You wish. From what we've heard from the legends, this is a recurring evil dragon.
Princess Sally: And if this is a recurring phenomenon, it'll help explain how our atmosphere is still working. Do you know where the temples are, Mayor? And how do they work?
Plankton: I'm afraid not, my dear. Even if I shared the information with Garterbelt and the angels and the evil dragon, I haven't finished decoding Roblox dominuses, nor had I verified the two locations I had found…
Lord Master Lox: You can thank a certain inators?
Plankton: Yes, this doohickey fellow was looking for a cure. Although we certainly hazard a guess as to why Dr. Eggman would want our research?
Lord Master Lox: This doohickey inator has its own.
Eddy: How should we know if he needed a free search?
Lana Loud: See? You and Leni both need to know how to be a little tougher.
Eddy: Yeah, get mean. *gets into a fist fight with Lucy over the remote*
Lola Loud: A little meaner. *gets into a fist fight with Lucy and Eddy over the remote*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *joins the fight* More aggressive.
Lola Loud: *to Lucy* I WANT THE REMOTE!
The other heroes, except SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Lily, Yellow, Red, Sonic and Sally join the fight.
Lori Loud: Give me that remote back!
Squidward Tentacles: GIVE ME THAT REMOTE!
Ed: Give it back!
Edd: It's mine!
Eddy: IT'S MY REMOTE, YOU IDIOT!
Who also wasn't in the fight, but manages to grab the remote anyway and use it.
Lincoln Loud: More like us.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Slide transition to Leni sewing something in her room while the heroes come in.
Lincoln Loud: Leni, how would you like to go back to that sale tomorrow, and get everything you wanted?
Leni Loud: That's okay. I'm fine. *shows what I'm sewing* Look! I turned this nightgown into jeans! *realizes* Oh, wait. Now I don't have a nightgown. *gets some other jeans* Ooooh, I can make one out of these other jeans!
Others: *shake our heads*
Lisa Loud: By not getting into any fights or quarrels and finding good compromises for them.
Luan Loud: Yeah, you guys need to learn to stand up for yourselves. *sits Leni down*
Patrick Star: Hey!
Lana Loud: Yeah, you don't wanna be wilted-beets in the spaghetti!
Lisa Loud: Meh, close enough.
Lori Loud: But don't worry, we're going to teach you how to become more assertive, decisive people!
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, decisive people!
Leni Loud: Well, okay. If you guys want. I'm just happy when you're happy.
Lincoln Loud: *facepalms, sighs* We have a lot of work to do.
SpongeBob SquarePants: We work together as a team.
Yellow Rectangle: We sure do, buddy.
Slide transition to outside the bathroom.
Army music plays.
Lincoln Loud: Tomorrow, you 2 are going back to that mall as a new Leni and a new Laney. And the new Leni doesn't let people cut ahead of her in line.
Leni Loud: *nods*
Lincoln Loud: *calls out to everyone* Ten, hut.
The other sisters are lined up along the wall.
Luan Loud: *approaches Leni* Now, you're number one in the bathroom line. Don't let anyone make you number two. *laughs* Get it?
Yellow Rectangle: That's a great one, Luan.
The other siblings groan.
Lola Loud: Alright. Step aside and watch a pro do it. Lori, your assistance.
Lori Loud: *clears throat; acting* I'm in a hurry, Lola! Let me cut!
Lola Loud: *growls*
Lori tries to cut, but Lola starts attacking her.
Lori Loud: Ow! How are you so freakishly strong?!
Lola Loud: *pins Lori down* I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF FLOOR!
Leni Loud: *takes notes* Tackle, pin, catchphrase. Got it!
Slide transition to the backyard. The kids, minus Leni and Luna, pile some clothes on a table.
Luna Loud: Second lesson, the new Leni aren't afraid to go after what they want. *points to the table* There's some rockin' threads on that clearance table, but you got major peeps blockin' your way. What are you gonna do, dudes? * to Lynn* Yo, LJ, show her how it's done.
Lynn Loud Jr.: With pleasure. *runs off, and returns wearing my football helmet* Hut, hut. *paints black lines on my face* Take a hike! *rampages the heroes like football, spins a sweater over my head to celebrate, and starts doing a victory dance on it, much to Lori's chagring*
Lori Loud: Hey! Bobby gave me that sweater! *shoots Lynn a dirty look*
Leni Loud: *taking notes* Run, block, do a dance. Got it!
Buhdeuce: *runs* Hey, Lynn. I'm running too.
Lynn Loud Jr.: We sure do, Buhdeuce.
Squidward Tentacles: *whistles, angrily* THIS LESSON IS OVER! MOVE ON!
Buhdeuce: Aw, Bubble Nuggets!
Slide transition to the kitchen.
Lucy Loud: Third lesson, protecting your property. *hands Leni a phone charger, which Leni takes* The new Leni doesn't let greedy shoppers steal her stuff.
Lana Loud: That phone charger is the only working one in the house. Your goal is to hold onto it, no matter what.
Leni Loud: *still misses the point of these training sessions, gets up* Oh, it's okay, *gives Lana the charger* I can use the land line.
All except Leni: *annoyed* Leni, no! *puts her back in the chair*
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Leni, can't you see? Stay seated.
Lana Loud: Put yourself first!
Eddy: Yeah!
Lori Loud: *takes the charger, sighs, and goes to the other side of the kitchen* I'll show you how it's done. I've been protecting my junk from you guys for seventeen years. *wraps the charger around my under arm* The key is to use a good, firm armpit grip.
Yellow Rectangle: It's owing big time.
Lori Loud: I'm saying you've gone soft, you're too nice and kind to ever get what you want.
Ed: You're the greatest…
Edd: You're the best…
Eddy: You're the royal…
Lola Loud: You're the biggest pushover in this family…
Lisa Loud: You're subversive nature makes you easy prey…
Lori Loud: Always chickening out…
Lola Loud: You're nothing but a big nice softie…
Squidward Tentacles: That's nice here.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Leni, take notes.
Leni Loud: *takes notes* Armpit tuck, fall on floor, protect vital organs. *leaves without saying anything else*
Patrick Star: Hey, wait up! *leaves*
Lana Loud: I knew you had it in ya!
Lola Loud: She gets that from me, you know.
Lincoln Loud: So how do you feel, sis?
Lori Loud: That's the spirit! Ow. Got it yet, Leni?
Heroes: *notices that Leni and Patrick weren't around* Leni? Patrick?
Yellow Rectangle: Let's get you to the couch and have Lisa look you over.
Lori Loud: Okay.
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
The next day, Leni, Patrick, and the heroes are waiting in the line at Reiningers.
Leni Loud: Thank you guys for all of your help. I'm so excited about the new Leni! Just one question: Where did the old Leni go?
Just then, Miguel shoves in front of Leni and Patrick like they're not even there. The heroes are not happy.
Luna Loud: Hey dude! Bogus!
Yellow Rectangle: You got a death wish buster!?
Patrick Star: Hey! No one takes Leni's spot and lives!
Patrick Star and Leni Loud: *attacks him the same way Lola did to Lori and Squidward the day before and pins him to the ground*
Leni Loud: I hope you like the taste of flan! *turns to astonished heroes* Was it 'flan' or 'floor'? I heard flan.
Patrick Star: I'm pretty sure it was 'floor'.
Lola Loud: Doesn't matter. *to Leni* You're a queen! *to Patrick* You're a king!
Yellow Rectangle: It was floor. Great job guys.
The guy runs away. Meanwhile, one of the store employees nervously opens the doors, and everyone starts rushing in. Leni and Patrick look at each other with determination and rush in. Leni makes her way to a swimsuit section, but sees a bunch of other women taking the swimsuits.
Leni Loud: Hut, Hut. Take a hike! *shoves the women out of her way to reach the swimsuits. She gets one and starts doing a dance, with SpongeBob, Sandy, Lincoln and Lynn joining in*
Lynn Loud Jr.: Woo! All day long, baby!
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah, baby!
Meanwhile, Leni grabs a sweater off the rack, and some lady tries to steal it from her, but Leni grabs it.
Leni Loud: *struggles* Hey! It's mine! Don't even think about it! *hips checks the lady into a pile of clothes*
Mean girl: Back off, you freak!
She tackles the girls and throws them off.
Plankton: I didn't see that coming.
Lord Master Lox: Yes. Plankton.
Mayor Sayso: *smiles* Ah! Like he did with the roboticizer?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Well... if the mayor's point out only two of the temples, that doesn't give Eggman or the Plankton Alliance that much of a head start.
Princess Sally: Right. And while he's catching up on his reading, we know what we need to be looking for already!
Lincoln Loud: Then let us help you. Maybe we can get more cartoons like SpongeBob SquarePants, The Loud House, The Rectangles, Breadwinners, UB Funkeys, Ed, Edd n Eddy and so many more to help us. They did help us with the Metal Sonic situation against Royal Woods and Bikini Bottom.
Leni Loud: Who knows which other cartoons could be joining us on our journey around the world to fix it.
Sonic the Hedgehog: *excited while dances for a bit* Booyah! Seven emeralds and seven temples! We've got Roblox! We've got the Freedom Fighters and our All Stars back together…
Swaysway: Still not All Stars.
Sonic the Hedgehog: And we've got brand new faces to help us! And we've got me! How hard can it be?
Princess Sally: *smiles, while the heroes think about it for a moment* I'll get in contact with our friends aboard and get them to help in the search! Nicole can help scan the Eggnet for any related data.
Swaysway: *stops Sally from leaving while Buhdeuce stops Sonic from dancing* To answer your question Sonic... Very Hard. Even after what we've become and what we've seen.
Buhdeuce: We still have our dark forms to control too, you know.
Lana Loud: I hate to undercut your optimism, but they're right. There's more.
Sonic the Hedgehog: *stops dancing upon remembering something* Huh? Oh, right! Something about the samples you took from Wood Zone?
UB from UB Funkeys: Just what do you call doohickey?
Lana Loud: Did 1x1x1x1 or at least Garterbelt say anything about a sickness coming out of the Earth?
Mayor Sayso: *begins thinking* Hmm... actually I believe so! Something about a dominus that instigated corruption and the supposed destruction of Roblox. A rather nasty, malevolent deity. *remembers Lisa's experiment* Well, I don't know if any hackers are involved, but the strange, dark energy seeping out of the ground is some nasty stuff! Just a few short tests provided it was highly dangerous, corruptive and has mutagenic properties.
SpongeBob SquarePants: The last thing we remember about that stuff in the Wood Zone is that it infected a certain Blue Hedgehog.
Red Rectangle: When we tried to help Sonic, he's starting to become a bit feral with sharp teeth.
Eddy: *amused while they turn to Sonic* Kinda obvious, don't you think?
Sonic the Hedgehog: *nervous while Sally is confused* I'm fine, guys. Honest!
Edd: You do need to see a doctor about this immediately, Sonic.
Lana Loud: *sighs* Anyway... before, with the minor earthquakes, it was seeping out, but the concentration seems quite low. With the world as it is, it's pouring out. We've got to fix things before we reach global saturation.
Eddy: It ain't no cooking show, you know.
Lori Loud: *sighs* That ain't cool, Eddy.
Sonic the Hedgehog: On top of the whole shattered world thing.
Lana Loud: Hey... if anyone can handle this kind of adventure, it's you.
Buhdeuce: Not to mention us too. We've already gained enough knowledge to know what happened in the past. We still might be new here to you, but we've been here for a long while for the bread.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He's right. We may have a lot of ups and down, but we have to band together to figure them all out eventually. But still, this is relatively new to us, the Dark forms, this crisis, Roblox, everything.
Roblox: And we're serious about your condition, Sonic. You should rest up. We've seen you gone feral on us when you notice Uncle Chuck is knocked unconscious.
Princess Sally: *puts my hands on my hips, feeling a bit cross, to Sonic* Why do I feel your purposely leaving me out of the loop on something?
Sonic the Hedgehog: It's nothing guys! Really! We've got plenty of other stuff right now, Sal.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Eitherway, we best to find those temples. Should we warn the rest of the crossovers one group at a time?
T-Midi: If only we can make contact with the others, it shouldn't be too difficult with the right equipment.
Princess Sally: We certainly have our work cut out for us. Follow me, Professor. We'll arrange for your trip back to Spagonia. I'll send word to G.U.N. that Eggman is targeting you.
Mayor Sayso: *gets up* Yes. Thank you. I'm quite eager to get my office back in order. I do hope that Muttski hasn't misfiled anything. I'm very particular, you know. *walks out of the meeting room with Sally*
Lola Loud: *smile while waving goodbye* Take care, Mayor Sayso.
Mayor Sayso: Okay. This doohickey has been installed last night.
Leni Loud: *waves* Thanks, Mayor Sayso. Bye.
Mayor Sayso: Take care.
Screen cuts to Reiningers.
Little Girl's Mother: I'm sorry you didn't get that dress you wanted, sweetie.
Little Girl: It's not just that! *sniffs* Some mean girl pushed me and called me a bozo!
Slide transition to Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: *arrives and finds a nearby Egg Army ship before seeing the villains dropped off near me by UFO* Huh?!
Commander Peepers: Thank you, sir!
1x1x1x1: Villains! You've returned. Where have you been?
Plankton: Yes and you would not believe where we've gone this whole time.
Ignignokty Pixelinite: Let's just say we helped the villains by doing a little favour.
Lord Master Lox: *notices a select few Dark Arm eggs with them* Unidentified Offspring detected. Must run a quick analysis.
Error Pixelinite: Stand down big boy. These Dark Arm eggs will help us get boosted powers unlike anything we've seen.
Stickman Sticknians: We've fully controlled our night forms and stuff.
Lord Master Lox: Excellent news. I have information about that doohickey that should be of great use in solving our current situation. *shows the doohickey* It is the work of Dark Shadow all seven temples and emeralds must be found to restore the planet.
Stickmaster Sticknians: This Dark Gaia sounds like he's the head huncho of these pack of Creatures.
Plankton: Everyone inside. We've got work to do. *checks the missiles while the villains enter inside the stolen Egg Army ship to fly away* We got something that truly matters.
Slide transition to the Bullet Station.
Bocoe: *as Eggman is steamed about his bullet train being heavily damaged* On a positive note, it arrived on time. Luckily the tracks stayed intact, considering the state of the planet.
Dr. Eggman: *angrily* Just get me an inventory of what we've lost! *egins searching throughout the train*
As Decoe cleans the mess with a mop.
Bocoe: The good news is your munitions and fuel supplies are intact & Jack-7 had retreated out of the train.
Dr. Eggman: And the bad news?
Bocoe: His interference caused the total loss of the badnik units, all of your food provisions spoiled, you lost both captives, and your custom order foosball table shall foos no more. *sees Eggman calm from the news* And yet you're not throwing a tantrum.
Dr. Eggman: Food can be replaced, and Sonic and those cartoon creations can have those white haired ignoramuses. *pulls out a spare of doohickey* I got what really matters.
Later, at the Egg Army Base.
Egg Soldier: *rushes over with a phone, to Creeper in Brooklyn, who is fixing and doing tune ups to my vehicle* Sir! Dr. Eggman on the line for you!
Creeper from Minecraft: Now what? We're trying to recuperate from what has happened earlier. *answers the phone* Yes, Sir? Uh huh. Uh huh. Will do, Sir. No. Yes, I understand. Completely understand. Uh huh. Thank you. *hang up the phone and gives it back to the Egg soldier*
Egg Soldier: What was that about? He sounded so urgent!
Creeper from Minecraft: Puh, who knows? We're under strict rules to defend this base, no matter what. Apparently, he's found some fascination with ancient temples. And as for Mordecai and Rigby? We'll deal with them and his group of misfits later.
Meanwhile, the woman from before waves to Leni, and gestures to the sweater Leni gave her.
Leni Loud: *applauds, while Lola takes the fries* Yay! You look great! No rashes.
Just then, the tie guy and his wife walk up to Leni.
Tie Guy's Wife: Excuse me, Miss.
Her husband loves the tie.
Tie Guy's Wife: Thank you so much for helping my hubby, he has never looked so cute.
Tie Guy: *pulls out a gift card* We got you a gift card to the fro-yo shop.
Leni Loud: That's so sweet of you, that's my favorite place.
The lovely couple starts off.
Leni Loud: Happy anniversary Mr. and Mrs. Bank.
The couple has no clue what that means.
Buhdeuce: Look at that, it's Ms. Carmichael! We should carry our bags?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: But, what about our deal?!
Lori Loud: Yes it is, SpongeBob. *to Leni* Leni, it's great that all these people are doing nice things for you, but I still think it's more important that you-
Ms. Carmichael: *walks up to Leni and shakes her hand* Excuse me, I wanted to meet you. I'm Ms. Carmichael, I'm the manager of Reiningers, and I've been hearing such wonderful things about you. You know, we could use a sales employee with great customer service skills.
Leni Loud: Great, let me think about it, and get back to you with some names.
The heroes clear their throats and gesture to her, and Leni realizes.
Leni Loud: Oh, you mean me.
Ms. Carmichael: Hours are flexible, and employees get a fifty percent discount on all merchandise.
Leni Loud: *touches* It's like there's a blowout sale happening in my heart.
Ms. Carmichael: I'll take that as a yes.
All except for Leni and Ms. Carmichael: *smiles*
Ms. Carmichael: Stop by whenever to fill out paperwork.
As she and Ms. Carmichael leave.
Leni Loud: I'll see you back at home guys.
Lincoln Loud: We sure do. We were so wrong about you and Leni.
Patrick Star: All right, I'll see you when I get back. *leaves*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *eats my fries* Yeah, guess we don't have to worry about you guys after all.
Swaysway: No we don't. But Leni got an awesome job as a result. She's gonna love working at the mall just as much as shopping here.
Buhdeuce: You said it, bap.
Pink Rectangle: This is gonna be perfect for her.
Lola Loud: *looks at my fries* Hmm, if being nice does that much for Patrick and Leni, I wonder what it could do for me. *gets up from my seat holding my fries and walks up to the obnoxious guy* Hey, mister? How would you like my fries?
Obnoxious Guy: Oh, no thank you. I'm trying to watch my cholesterol.
Lola Loud: Go ahead. Take them.
Obnoxious Guy: No, really. I'm good.
Lola Loud: *threateningly* TAKE THE FRIES!
Obnoxious Guy: *screams* What is up with this mall?!
As he runs off in fear, Lola glares at him.
Lincoln Loud: Maybe stick to what you know, Lola.
Swaysway: One thing's for sure. Some people just never change.
Yellow Rectangle: Now, we're back in business.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Get it? *laughs*
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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