Country Toad

The Country Toads are a species of rare creatures, found exclusively in West Virginia. They live with their Mountain Mama and will take ya home if ya pay em EXACTLY $7.60.
When a Country Toad finds itself in the house, usually by way of someone paying its fair to be taken home, it is customary for chat to pay homage with BIGFROG, who himself is a pretty good country boi. 
The Country Toads are the only creatures left able to reach the land of West Virginia. After GAMBLORD deeds that lead to The Great Road Paving, Barrold Von Strangle cut off all country roads, meaning no one could get home (metaphorically. Like in the spiritual sense. Some people might come from there, but they sure don't now). It's said that if you sit and listen in night, towards the southeast, you can still hear the Country Toads in the bayous of West Virginia, croaking the tunes of John Denvers all night long, perfectly.
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