S01E07 - 45 Minutes of Kissing

This episode has the second appearance of future co-host, Danny Chapman. It also marks the official introduction of the Improper Use of Magic, Weekly Prophet, and The Pensieve segments of the Podcast. Arguably, this is also the start of the not-so-topical 90's references that eventually evolves into the musical numbers that The Golden Threesome perform in later episodes.
Chapter 7 is entitled "Worship 2".
== Episode Summary ==
Snape makes sure that ALL the erogenous zones are covered (and arguably some that aren't even erogenous zones). Snape torments Hermione until she's begging for him to get down to business.
== Notable Moments ==
*Danny apparently forgot to mention that he got two of his Harry Potter books signed by J.K. Rowling as a kid!
*"Take me with you!" (Danny, whispering to J.K. Rowling as a small child)
*Allie makes tons of topical references such as Tricky Dick , Jingle All the Way , Season 5 of Scrubs, American Beauty and Bring it On.
*Danny gets SHUT DOWN on his pronounciation of Fleur Delacour.
*Ongoing Prefect's Bathroom debate resolved now that they've remembered the Goblet of Fire scene set in it.
*Snape: Frail, pale, covered in hair...but with sexy rugged, callused hands.
*The Golden Threesome incorrectly state Hermione is 20 repeatedly when she's actually 19. ("I'm going to be twenty years old this year.")
*Professor McGotItGoinOn reference.
*Out of Order sign means Snape was definitely pre-planning this.
*Dobby is granted freedom from the sock left on the doorknob during sexy times.
*Laughing jag/Gigglefest at 45 minutes of kissing line.
*"If you feel a burning sensation, you're got to get that checked out." ~ Danny
*"That's called chlamydia Hermione." ~ Allie
*Hermione's Crackling Crotch
*First contraceptive spell (but no condoms...STIs would still be a problem, no?)
*A mattress worth of towels, but they had to share a washcloth.
*Lyndsay still thinks that Snape is a vampire.
*Snape's Erogenous Zones Map reference. Lyndsay is not into armpit kissing, but when you've got 45 minutes to fill, you have to get creative!
*"Snape's a sex hipster." ~ Danny
*Vajazzling reference
*Hermione's vagina not only sings, it sings showtunes (Oklahoma!)
*Lyndsay's prayers for more ways to describe the female sex organs were answered: "He was at the fruit, the apex of passion, the entrance to all bliss and he wasn't going to miss a drop of it."
*"Musky" used to describe Hermione's secretions
*Hermione may be a squirter.
*"It's SquirTER, not squirTA" ~ Lyndsay
*Post-oral kissing and foreskin anatomy confusion.
*"I am just so ready for the insertion right now!" ~ Allie
*Poor Filch is being yelled at by McGonagall while all these bathroom shenanigans are happening.
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