Man's Best Food 1

For the similarly titled question also from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, see Man's Best Food 2.
Man's Best Food is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Judging by American Kennel Club registrations, if the most popular dish were made from the most popular dog, which of the following dishes would be on every restaurant's menu?
===Question Reading===
"Judging by the American Kennel Club registrations, if the most popular dish were made from the most popular dog, which of the following dishes would be on every restaurant's menu?"
===Choices===
1. boxer chocolates
2. Eskimo dog pie
3. crispy Labrador retriever fries
4. baked Alaskan malamute
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Life is like a boxer chocolates. You never know what you're gonna- [dog barking angrily, screaming]"
2. "No, but have you tried the Eskimo cow pie? Some people think it tastes like crap but, uh- I like it."
3. "crispy Labrador retriever fries."
4. "Uhhh, no thank you I th- I think I'll have the veal."
===Answer Quote===
"A great side-order to one of those wiener dogs."
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