List of Characters

(in alphabetical order)
==ABBAKISS ==
ABBAKISS is Mr. Lobo's 1970s-era "computator." She was built in tandem by Swedish and American teams, which both wanted to name her after their favorite band.
The prop was built by Tony Jackson during Cinema Insomnia's Zom-Bee TV era, and has undergone upgrades in the proceeding years. She's also appeared as Alan N. Smithee's computer, Nielsen, and GAL9000.
==Admiral Holdout==
Admiral Holdout (AKA "Admiral Purple Hair," AKA "Admiral Gender Studies") is a parody of Admiral Holdo, played by Laura Dern in Star Wars: The Last Jedi. She's played by Laura Owens.
Appearances
*The Depraved (in Select-O-Vision)
==Admiral Snack Bar==
Admiral Snack Bar was scheduled to assist Mr. Lobo in the Snack Bar Segment of The Depraved, but, according to The Harbinger, he died off-screen, on the commode.
Appearances
* Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (in name only)
*The Depraved (in Select-O-Vision) (in name only)
==Alan N. Smithee==
Alan N. Smithee is the head honcho at OSI74, demonstrating apparent authority over Cinema Insomnia's production. He resides on the OSI74 satellite in Earth orbit, assisted by his employee Cosmonauti-74.
His Name
"Alan N. Smithee" is a famous pseudonym used in Hollywood by directors who wish to have their name taken from the credits of a film before release.
Appearances
*The Returncoming - Xenia: Priestess of Night
== Anya==
Anya is a star of the film Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, played there by Anya Ormsby, and on Cinema Insomnia by Roxanne Guarino. According to her, she can communicate with Miss Mittens, is Mr. Lobo's wife, and is in an improv troupe with him.
Appearances
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
==Astro Naughty==
 
==Aunt Audrey==
Aunt Audrey claims to be Miss Mittens's aunt. I don't have any reason to doubt her except that she's not a plant. Her appearance and characterization is modeled after Audrey from the stage musical and films Little Shop of Horrors.
Appearances
* Superturtle Destroys the Universe
 
==Babs from the Front Desk ==
Babs works at a front desk, somewhere. Mr. Lobo bosses her around, so she's presumably an employee at Cinema Insomnia or OSI 74. She appears mute, but it's unknown if she's physically unable to speak, or she's just not paid enough. 
She's played by Dixie Dellamorto.
Appearances
*Peking Kong
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
*Return of the Vampire Strikes Back
*Superturtle Destroys the Universe 
*She-Creature...of Destruction
*The Atomic Brain (2016 Version)
*The Bat
*The Atomic Brain
==Blair==
Blair was the Reel 7 Girl in Superturtle Destroys the Universe. Appearing only on the viewfinder of a VHS camcorder, she claims responsibility for the misfortune that befell Junior Sleepless Knights Lobo-Cubs Troop 74, claiming to have known that Dollar Store Jason inhabited the campsite she suggested to Mr. Lobo. She then reacts fearfully to something offscreen as if threatened, and the video abruptly cuts off. Her fate is unknown. 
Appearances 
*Superturtle Destroys the Universe
==Carol Channing==
Carol Elaine Channing was a legendary star of stage and screen for decades, but she wasn't very good at belly dancing. She's played on Cinema Insomnia by Roxanne Guarino.
Appearances
*The Returncoming - Xenia: Priestess of Night
==Commander Micronaughty==
Commander Micronaughty apparently works for the mysterious Micro Managers of Inner Space, who possess amazing shrinking technology that can reduce a submarine and its occupants to micro size. Her name is a reference to the 1970s Mego Micronauts toy line, for which Mr. Lobo has expressed affection. Her appearance is a clear reference to Japanese tokusatsu superhero media, from her costume to her unnatural choreographed gesturing and poses. Her relation to the other -nauti/naughty designated characters is unclear.
Appearances
*Peking Kong
*Superturtle Destroys the Universe
==Cosmonauti-74==
Main article: Cosmonauti-74
Appearances
*The Returncoming - Xenia: Priestess of Night
==Cosmonauti Prime==
Cosmonauti Prime is a "sexy Space Girl sidekick," part of an entire community of Space Women, from the future. She fawns (as do, according to her, all the other Space Women) over "Commander" John Stanley as a legendary hero, but takes no nonsense from Mr. Lobo. She carries a silver laser pistol.
An animated version of Cosmonauti Prime, voiced by original actor Stephanie Hyden, appeared in Matt Mercury in the SpaceWays season 1, episode 2, "The Mind Reels," alongside Mr. Lobo, Ro-Mana, and John Stanley.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnBDhacb7Ng
Appearances
*The Returncoming - Xenia: Priestess of Night
*War of the Planets (2016 Version)
*War of the Planets
==Countess Bloodsugar ==
Main article: Countess Bloodsugar
Appearances
*Mr. Lobo's X-Mess Carol
*Peking Kong
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
*Return of the Vampire Strikes Back
*2021 Easter Spectacular Featuring Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
*Vampire Hunters Club: In Blood-O-Vision 
==Dark Sarcasma==
Dark Sarcasma was Mr. Lobo's predecessor as host of Insomniac Theater until she was blacklisted during the Red Scare.The Atomic Brain (2016 Version)
Appearances
*The Atomic Brain (2016 Version) (in name only)
*The Atomic Brain (in name only)
==Death ==
Death is played by Wendy Sews, who's also Mr. Lobo's real-life assistant behind the scenes, and can sometimes be met during streaming events on the Cinema Insomnia and OSI74TV Twitch channels.https://www.twitch.tv/cinemainsomniahttps://www.twitch.tv/osi74tv
== Desdemona Bigtits ==
==Dr. Lazaroff==
Dr. Lazaroff is a character from the film, Frankenstein vs the Creature of Blood Cove.
Appearances 
*Frankenstein vs the Creature of Blood Cove
== Dr. Lazybones==
Dr. Lazybones is one of Mr. Lobo's rival horror hosts, mentioned in Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things.
==Dollar Store Jason==
Judging from the way he's spoken of by Reel 7 Girl Blair in Superturtle Destroys the Universe, Dollar Store Jason is, like his inspiration Jason Voorhees of the Friday the 13th movie franchise, an urban legend. He appears to be a man in Michael Myers-style coveralls, wearing a cheap drugstore hockey mask and wielding a cheap plastic machete, both with visible price tags.
Appearances
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (in name only)
*Superturtle Destroys the Universe
==Eddie Spuhghetti==
Eddie Spuhghetti is the host of Here Lies on OSI74.
Appearances
*Vampire Hunters Club: In Blood-O-Vision
== Emperor Mouse ==
Emperor Mouse is the leader of an evil media empire that seeks to strangle independent art and control all media. Any resemblance to real mice, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
He's played by Wendy Sews.
Appearances
Mr. Lobo's Not-Very-Spooky-Spooktacular featuring The Visitants
==Fake Jan-in-the-Pan==
Fake Jan-in-the-Pan is a reference to the brain that wouldn't die in The Brain That Wouldn't Die. She just wants to die, but she can't, because she wouldn't. Stalemate.
Appearances
*The Atomic Brain (2016 Version)
*The Atomic Brain
==Francois Fly==
Mr. Lobo's rival horror host of Fly-By-Nite Theatre. He's sleazy and slick and smooth with women, the very antithesis of our hero.
Outside of Cinema Insomnia
Francois Fly is a character and persona created, and performed on-stage, by comedian and actor Keith Lowell Jensenhttp://keithlowelljensen.blogspot.com/2011/06/francois-fly.html. He has also famously served as host of the real-world Trash Film Festivalhttps://www.facebook.com/Trash-Film-Orgy-118004334907627/, which Jensen co-founded.
Return to Cinema Insomnia
Francois Fly returned to Cinema Insomnia in 2022's Christmas special, Mr. Lobo's X-Mess Carol, now played by Joe La Scola and with a new costume. Mr. Lobo has suggested that, because of the short lifespan of houseflies, it's actually been a different Francois Fly in every appearance (in-universe).
Appearances
*Mr. Lobo's X-Mess Carol
*Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome (2018 Version)
*Carnival of Souls (OSI Version)
*Dick Tracy Meets Gruesome
*Carnival of Souls 
* Voyage to a Prehistoric Planet
==Gernie Gonax==
Mr. Lobo's talent agent, described as "the best in the business" (by client Mr. Lobo). Mr. Lobo traces the trajectory of his legendary career:
*Drops out of UCLA
*Tour guide at Outer Space International Studios
*Blotter in the William Morris Agency mail room, working his way up to stapler loader
*6 years later co-founds the Amalgamated Artistic Artsy Artist Agency Incorporated
His other clients include Paul Corvino, The Queen of Trash, Jimmy Bondy, Ambassador Phantom, Admiral Snack Bar, Joi Lansing, Dollar Store Jason, Lady Skankenstein, Ro-Man, Arty Deco, Chowchilla the Wookiee Monster, The Easter Bunny, Saint Santo, and Jar Jar Binks. 
He's portrayed by Joe La Scola, host of the Movie Dumpster podcast.https://www.moviedumpsterpodcast.com/
Appearances
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
==The Harbinger==
The Harbinger is an off-screen presence who transmits bad news (deaths) to Mr. Lobo. He is tactless and indelicate, and probably the last person who should perform this task. Performed by Cinema Insomnia and OSI 74 director, producer, editor, and more, Aaron M. Lane.
According to Mr. Lobo, the Harbinger's distinctive character voice first originated with his friend and collaborator, Paul Sanders of Bestow TV and the Sleepless Knights pODDcast.
Appearances (Off-Screen)
*Mr. Lobo's X-Mess Carol
*Superturtle Destroys the Universe
*The Depraved (in Select-O-Vision)
== Jar Jar ==
Jar Jar Binks is a senator from Naboo, and a spy for the Sloane Initiative. His fate following his capture by Emperor Mouse in Mr. Lobo's Not-Very-Spooky Spooktacular Featuring The Visitants is unknown. He is voiced by Ahmed Best(!!!!).
Appearances
* Mr. Lobo's X-Mess Carol
* Mr. Lobo's Not-Very-Spooky Spooktacular Featuring The Visitants
==Jessica==
Jessica is a Reel 7 Girl appearing in American Werewolf in Washington. She seems like a sweet werewolf. Mr. Lobo thinks she's just European.
Appearances 
*American Werewolf in Washington
==John Stanley==
Mr. Lobo's combination foil and mentor, John Stanley, former host of Creature Features and author of Mr. Lobo's much-cited book, Creature Features: The Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror Movie Guide. This fictionalized version of the real John Stanley torments Mr. Lobo in ways that Mr. Lobo somehow finds helpful. 
An animated John Stanley, voiced by himself, appeared in Matt Mercury in the SpaceWays season 1, episode 2, "The Mind Reels," alongside Mr. Lobo, Ro-Mana, and Cosmonauti Prime. 
Appearances 
*The Returncoming - Xenia: Priestess of Night
* Gamera: Super Monster (2017 Version)
*War of the Planets (2016 Version)
*War of the Planets
 
==Kogarella==
Kogarella is Cinema Insomnia's resident gorilla. Her "trainer" is Dixie Dellamorto. 
Dixie has received instruction on gorilla training from legendary master gorilla trainer, Bob Burns, making Kogarella part of a Hollywood gorilla dynasty.
Appearances 
*Peking Kong
*Superturtle Destroys the Universe
* 2021 Easter Spectacular Featuring Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
*The Totally Fake Ghostbusters Haunted House Special
*Bride of the Monster: Live
*The Depraved (in Select-O-Vision)
*Creepers
*The Screaming Skull
==Lady Skankenstein==
Lady Skankenstein (played by Danger Pussy) is a rival TV horror host who dominates both Mr. Lobo and Francois Fly in the ratings with her show, Horror House of Lady Skank'nstein. She speaks in broken caveman English, and constantly makes blunt references to her sex appeal. She appears to have a little skeleton puppet sidekick, but he/she/it just hangs in the background, motionless.
Appearances
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (in name only)
*Carnival of Souls (OSI Version)
* Carnival of Souls
==Larry Servo==
Larry Servo is a small robot and brother of Tom Servo, star of Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Appearances 
*Teenagers from Outer Space: Live!
==Lurg==
Appearances
*Teenagers from Outer Space: Live!
== Miss Mittens==
Main article: Miss Mittens
==Mr. Lobo==
Main article: Mr. Lobo
== Nexeter ==
Nexeter is a Visitant, on a mission from the Sloane Initiative to defend the Rick Sloane Cinemultiverse (AKA the Sloaneiverse) from the evil Emperor Mouse as a vanguard of independent art against soulless corporate media conglomeration. She wears gold pants.
Appearances 
* Mr. Lobo's Not-Very-Spooky-Spooktacular featuring The Visitants
== Oceanauti ==
Oceanauti is another mysterious member of the Space Women. She loaned Mr. Lobo a submarine in Superturtle Destroys the Universe.
Appearances
* Superturtle Destroys the Universe (offscreen)
==The Pee-Nut Fairy Twins==
The Pee-Nut Fairy Twins are a very small two-headed woman, a pastiche of the Shobijin Twins from the Mothra film and multimedia franchise. In fact they reference Mothra by name, indicating that they could even be from the Mothra universe themselves. 
Appearances
*Superturtle Destroys the Universe
*Weng Weng: The Impossible Kid
==Punkin Ghoul==
Punkin Ghoul is "The Dark Spirit of Halloween" in the Cinema Insomnia universe. She also appears in the Mr. Lobo And The Monsters Coloring and Activity Bookhttps://osi74.square.site/product/mr-lobo-and-the-monsters-coloring-and-activity-book/22 and Mr. Lobo's Monster Match Gamehttps://osi74.square.site/product/mr-lobo-s-monster-match-game/23. 
She's played by Wendy Sews. 
==The Queen of Trash==
Appearances 
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (in name only)
*The Last Man on Earth
*Frankenstein vs the Creature of Blood Cove
*Cyxork 7
*Mark of the Damned: Part 2 (2021 Version)
*Eegah!
*Bride of the Monster: Live
*Teenagers from Outer Space: Live! 
*The Last Man on Earth (2019 Version)
*Horror of Party Beach (OSI Version)
*Weng Weng: The Impossible Kid
=="Rad" Abrams, Skate Board Attorney==
Main article: "Rad" Abrams (Character)
==Resurrecta Annie ==
Resurrecta Annie is Mr. Lobo's vampire-slaying training dummy, with which he demonstrated to Countess Bloodsugar how to kill a vampire (to the tempo of Stayin' Alive by The Bee Gees).
Appearances
* Vampire Hunters Club: In Blood-O-Vision
== Rick Furry ==
Rick Furry is the one-eyed, foul-mouthed leader of the Sloane Initiative. 
He's played by John Dimes and a Kit-Cat Klock.
Appearances
* Mr. Lobo's Not-Very-Spooky-Spooktacular featuring The Visitants
== Robot 7-D4 ==
==Ro-Man==
Ro-Man is the star of the cult movie Robot Monster.
Appearances
*Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (2019 Version)
==Ro-Mana==
Ro-Mana, a part-robot member of the Space Girls, was brought from the future by John StanleyWar of the Planets, to be Mr. Lobo's sexy sidekick. In the episode Vampire Hunters Club: In Blood-O-Vision, she revealed that she is a female Ro-Man, from the planet Ro-Man, and that she has at least one "space herpe."
An animated Ro-Mana appeared in Matt Mercury in the SpaceWays season 1, episode 2, "The Mind Reels," alongside Mr. Lobo, John Stanley, and Cosmonauti Prime. (While her voice is usually provided by Mister Lobo, in this episode she is mute.)
Hollywood historian and prop archivist Bob Burns asked to try on the Ro-Mana helmet, and after doing so commented that the quality was better than the original Ro-Man (from Robot Monster) prop that inspired it.
Appearances
*Mr. Lobo's Not-Very-Spooky-Spooktacular featuring The Visitants
*Lancelot Link Special
*A Hard Day's Nightmare (2019 Version)
*The Returncoming - Xenia: Priestess of Night
*Vampire Hunters Club: In Blood-O-Vision
*Prisoners of the Lost Universe: Battlestar Galactica Special
*Battle of the Worlds 
*Nightmare Castle
*Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated
* A Hard Day's Nightmare
*War of the Planets 
*Cinema Insomnia: A Very VHS Halloween
== Sally the Zombie Cheerleader ==
Sally the Zombie Cheerleader is a particularly bright zombie who's made it her mission to educate her fellow monsters about the strange ways of humans ("fleshies"). She does so by hosting instructional horror movies in an abandoned high school.
Sally is a legendary horror host in her own right, and her own show, The Zombie Cheerleader's School of Horror, can be seen on her official websitehttps://sallythezombiecheerleader.com/, YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/c/SallyTheZomieCheerleader and Tingler Televisionhttps://www.tinglertelevision.com/, and OSI 74.
Appearances
*Mr. Lobo's X-Mess Carol
*Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
==Senator Creature==
Senator Creature (or The Creature of Blood Cove) , judging from his debate performance, is a sensitive, thoughtful, and erudite politician who can speak eloquently on the details of policy, but is also very boring. He talks like Chewbacca.
Appearances 
*Frankenstein vs the Creature of Blood Cove
==Senator Frankenstein==
Senator Frankenstein is a jingoistic panderer, screaming cheap, manipulative buzzwords like "God" and "America" in lieu of policy statements or checkable facts, but he's a skilled wrestler. He talks like Frankenstein.
Appearances 
*Frankenstein vs the Creature of Blood Cove
== Slob Zombie==
Slob Zombie is a horror host and rock music icon. He has junk food stuck in his hair and a generally slovenly appearance. He is based on celebrity ditch-digger/witch-burner/Dragula-slammer Rob Zombie.
Appearances
*Mark of the Damned: Part 1 (2021 Version)
*Weng Weng: The Impossible Kid
*Mark of the Damned: Part 1
==Uncle Spookypants==
Uncle Spookypants is one of Mr. Lobo's rival horror hosts, mentioned in Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things.
== The Wraith ==
The Wraith is the star of The Wraith, and he's a decidedly uncooperative interview subject. 
Appearances
* The Wraith - 15th Anniversary Edition
== Yella Fever ==
Yella Fever is the loud, colorful brand spokesman for Gorilla Sticks. He's based on "Macho Man" Randy Savage, and his iconic ad campaign for Slim Jims. He's played by Eric Sabo.
His mustache is a "batstache," a callback to The Bat, and his beard is in the shape of the symbol of Star Wars's Rebel Alliance.
Appearances
* Giant Monster Air-Sea Battle/Superturtle Meets Shovelface