I Just Can't Help Myself

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I Just Can't Help Myself is the sixth track of The Yellow Album. It is a rap song performed by Bart, Lisa, and Homer. The song was written by David Cole and Duran Ramos.
==Lyrics==
:Back-Up Singers:
:I just can't help myself!
:I just can't help myself!
:I just can't help myself!
:I just can't help myself!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:(I just can't help myself!)
:Bart:
:There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know.
:I just can't help myself, so
:Why do I do what I do when I do?
:Well I can say so or I just don't know.
:Boys will be boys is what I usually say.
:That's the how and the why, that I act this way.
:That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme
:That ain't a crime, so it's milk it out time!
:Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force
:Cause in my mind, you go,
:Just wait off course
:To another dimension
:Not only of site and sound,
:But of being a clown,
:Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat,
:Or a loud mouth brat!
:Well, I am all that!
:So if you ask me, why
:I'm always in such a mess,
:Well, ha, I just can't help myself!
:Back-Up Singers:
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
::I just can't help myself!
::I just can't help myself!
:Lisa:
:A very great lady once said it right,
:A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.
:Ha-ha! There I go again, Sister Know-It-All.
:No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl.
:I can help showing off, all that I know,
:All the whats I can do, all the wheres I can go.
:I know, it's makes the family very uptight
:I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.
:I'm probably don't belong here,
:I'm certainly were wrong here.
:Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare.
:I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there,
:But it's not Marge and it's not Homer.
:Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,
:I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf,
:I know, I shouldn't think it, but
:I just can't help myself!
:Back-Up Singers:
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Homer:
:Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing!
:It's sorta like music, but you don't have to sing
:You got none of the work, and all of the fun
:Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun
:By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
:Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
:A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt
:A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert
:Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
:I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
:Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
:I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,
:Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
:Hot rolls and butter
:Lettuce and tomatoes
:I know, I shouldn't eat it
:I got to keep my health
:But what the hey,
:Back-Up Singers:
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Can't help it,
:I just can't help myself
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:I just can't help myself
::Go! Go! Go! Go!
:(repeat until fade)
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Bart
Category:Songs by Lisa
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Original Songs