NoPhoneGuyvember

#NoPhoneGuyvember is an ongoing event for the duration of November, 2024.
==General Information==
After a state announcement issued at 6:02pm EST on Wednesday November 6th, 2024, delcaring November to be Phone Guy Awareness Month, promotional materials began being circulated throughout San Andreas.
NOVEMBER IS NOW PHONE GUY AWARENESS MONTH
Greetins and Salutations, citizens! As we enter into the holiday season with hearts full of cheer, the Government of the State of San Andreas would like to alert the fair public to an insidious threat that grasps at the minds of even the most stalwart or citizen.
The Phone Guy.
The Phone Guy is not a specific individual, no. The Phone Guy lives inside all of us, deep inside. Lurking, waiting to break out when we are at our weakest and most vulnerable. The Phone Guy is an irresistible lure that crawls forth when the siren’s call of a phone ringtone or vibration pierces the tranquility of casual social conversation.
We have all been The Phone Guy before, and when we let down our guard, sometimes we crack and become The Phone Guy again! Earpiece glued to the head, jumping and leaping like a tree squirrel across walls and benches, sprinting in circles aimlessly! Eyes glazed over and voice hoarse as we yell into our receivers, our precious friends and family looking on in horror as we no longer respond to their passionate cries to come to our senses!
This month of November is a time of self-reflection. A time to rebuke The Phone Guy, and hold our friends and family close. Always be vigilant, brave and noble citizens of San Andreas! Do not fall prey to the cloying temptation of The Phone Guy!
==Gallery==
File:Quimbley Hayabusa NoPhoneGuyvember.png|A promotional image featuring Quimbley Hayabusa
File:Trevor Woods NoPhoneGuyvember.png|A promotional image featuring Trevor Woods
File:Ty Slaughter NoPhoneGuyvember.png|A promotional image featuring Ty Slaughter