次元跳躍シャンプーハット (Jigen Chouyaku Shampoo Hat)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
三次元に行こう。 	sanjigen ni ikou. 	Let's go to the third dimension.
 	 	
長い研究の末完成した 	nagai kenkyuu no sue kansei shita 	After extensive research, I finally completed it:,
次元跳躍シャンプーハット 	jigen chouyaku shanpuu hatto 	The dimension-leaping shampoo hat!
これを使えば　次元の壁は超え放題 	kore o tsukaeba jigen no kabe wa koe houdai	With this, I can cross dimensions as much as I like!
 	 	
二次元世界の退屈さは 	nijigen sekai no taikutsusa wa 	Here's what's so boring about the 2D world:
突然たくさんの女の子に好かれたり 	totsuzen takusan no onnanoko ni sukaretari 	Tons of girls suddenly fall for you all at once,
飛び抜けた才能を生まれ持ったり 	tobinuketa sainou o umare mottari 	Everyone is born with these incredible talents,
普通すぎる日々で 	futsuu sugiru hibi de 	And all of that is just so normal...
 	 	
三次元に行こう。 	sanjigen ni ikou. 	Let's go to the third dimension.
 	 	
パンツまでつぶさに再現された 	pantsu made tsubusa ni saigen sareta 	With even the underwear lovingly reproduced,
俺のフィギュアが売ってる 	ore no figyua ga utteru 	They're selling figurines of me!
不特定多数が愛でてるの？ 	futokutei tasuu ga medeteru no? 	Just how many adore me?
三次元人　気持ち悪 	sanjigenjin kimochi waru 	These 3D people are disgusting!
 	 	
そんなものに頼らずに現実で 	sonna mono ni tayorazu ni genjitsu de 	Even without relying on that,
ハーレム作れば良いのに 	haaremu tsukureba ii no ni 	I suppose I could make a harem,
気持ち悪さにプライドを 	kimochi warusa ni puraido o 	But with how gross they are,
感じているフシさえあるから 	kanjiteiru fushi sae aru kara 	My pride would never allow it...
手遅れだ　三次元 	teokure da sanjigen 	So it's too late, third dimension!
 	 	
長居はしたくない場所だ 	nagai wa shitakunai basho da 	I don't want to stay long here,
あくまで他の漫画やアニメに 	akumade hoka no manga ya anime ni 	So I'll go into other manga and anime
混ざるための通路にしよう 	mazaru tame no tsuuro ni shiyou 	And mess them up instead!
イタズラしてやる 	itazura shite yaru 	Let's play some pranks!
 	 	
スポーツものでビームを撃ったり 	supootsu mono de biimu o uttari 	In sports stories, I shoot lasers!
時代劇でエアロビしたり 	jidaigeki de aerobi shitari 	In historical ones, I do aerobics!
世界観クラッシャーだぜ 	sekaikan kurasshaa da ze 	I'm a crusher of genres!
 	 	
三次元に行こう。 	sanjigen ni ikou. 	Let's go to the third dimension.
 	 	
路上で洗髪してるくらいで 	rojou de senpatsu shiteru kurai de 	Does something like shampooing on the street
職務質問しますか？ 	shokumu shitsumon shimasu ka? 	Really warrant police questioning?
「清潔かよ！」ってツッコんで 	"seiketsu ka yo!" tte tsukkonde 	"Hey, I'm clean!" I wittily reply,
次のシーンでは　忘れてよ 	tsugi no shiin dewa wasurete yo 	So by the next scene... Forget it happened!
 	 	
コメディーの住人にそんな対応 	komedii no juunin ni sonna taiou 	Treating someone from a comedy this way,
世界観クラッシャーだ 	sekaikan kurassha da 	You're the true crusher of genres!
命はギャグで戻せるが 	inochi wa gyagu de modoseru ga 	Life will return to normal with gags,
落としたテンポは取り戻せない 	otoshita tenpo wa torimodosenai 	But I'll never get back on pace...
愚かなり　三次元 	orokanari sanjigen 	So idiotic, third dimension!
 	 	
路地に隠れて街を見る 	roji ni kakurete machi o miru 	Hiding in an alley, I watch the town,
待ち受け画面やストラップにも 	machiuke gamen ya sutorappu ni mo 	And from their screens to their phone straps,
至る所に二次元グッズ 	itarutokoro ni nijigen guzzu 	2D merchandise is everywhere;
よほど憧れているらしい 	yohodo agogareteiru rashii 	They seem to yearn for it...
 	 	
皆どこか退屈そうで 	minna dokoka taikutsusou de 	Everyone is just bored somehow,
ここじゃない世界探して 	koko ja nai sekai sagashite 	Searching for a world that's not their own...
もっと自分の場所を愛せばいいのに 	motto jibun no basho o aiseba ii no ni 	If only they loved their own world more...
 	 	
俺も二次元を愛してみよう 	ore mo nijigen o aishite miyou 	So I'll try loving the 2D world myself
考えてみりゃ最高だろ？ 	kangaete mirya saikou daro? 	Just think about it - isn't it the best?
だいたいいつも奇跡起こるし 	daitai itsumo kiseki okoru shi 	After all, miracles are always happening,
努力はカットでダイジェスト 	doryoku wa katto de daijesuto 	And effort can be cut down to a digest!
 	 	
帰って美女だらけのエレベーターに 	kaette bijo darake no erebeetaa ni 	I return in an elevator full of beautiful women,
偶然にも閉じ込められて 	guuzen ni mo tojikomerarete 	And the door just so happens to shut
全員とフラグ立てるか 	zen'in to furagu tateru ka 	Is this foreshadowing or what?
画面の向こうでヨダレ垂らして 	gamen no mukou de yodare tarashite 	Keep drooling on the other side of the screen;
見ていろよ　三次元 	miteiro yo sanjigen 	Keep on lookin', third dimension!
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*vgperson - Translation source
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