Jack Skellington vs The Grinch

Jack Skellington vs The Grinch is the thirty fifth installment of Dragon Rap Battles and the Season 3 finale. It features the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, Jack Skellington, rapping against the titular Christmas-stealer from Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the Grinch, to see who is the better holiday stealer. However, at the end, the German folklore legend who punishes the naughty children, Krampus, enters to take them both down. It was released on December 18th, 2015.
==Cast==
Dragonsblood23 as Jack Skellington, the Grinch, Krampus, Santa Claus and himself
==Lyrics==
===Jack Skellington:===
What's this? Some kind of toxic Chewbacca clutter?
Or is this just Oscar the Grouch's Shakespearean brother
You're battling the Pumpkin King son, so you must be brave
But I'll be chilling in my mansion while you just live in a cave
I'm the perfect skeleton, you have termites in your teeth
I'd rather see this seasick crocodile face my man-eating wreath
I'm a one of a kind but it's about to get wild
When I send this Oogie Boogie wannabe to exile
===The Grinch:===
You know I was gonna say you're dick was 3 sizes too small
But since you're a skeleton, I do bout you have any balls at all
Keep in mind that your sequel was left to be a cutoff
While I rock the mic with the voice of Boris Karloff
Now I hate your emo fans of whiny girls and boys
But I hate your music more with all the NOISE, NOISE, NOISE!
Cause me and my dog, Max, can beat you and Zero in a fight
Go fuck that Monster High doll cause Halloween is Grinch Night
===Jack Skellington:===
How dare you compare Sally to one of those sell outs
Was it cause she had a vision that you flopped no doubt?!
Not even Jim Carrey could add jokes to that junk
Fans and critics say and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
This is Halloween Grinch, don't you dare get it twisted
Cause this sickness if my disses are making business in making Christmas
You have no heart because you haven't got a clue
That in that day Whoville they ask who cares about you
===The Grinch:===
Yeah but I eventually made peace down in Whoville
While this numbskull is prancing in Spiral Hills
In which those spirals, I'd rather see Spiral Mountain
Cause at least they don't have those green polluted fountains
Your residents are weirdos especially that harlequin demon
This "creative" guy should've been replaced by that foxy Harley Quinn
Poor Jack, this spoiled brat is about to be ceased
Cause when things are cooking up, I'm gonna cut this roast beast
===Interlude:===
(The sound of bells ringing can be heard.)
Wait, wait, wait, do you hear that?
What are you talking about?
Those bells!
Oh, I hear them too! Where are they coming from?
Oh man, the guy's gonna be on the roof already! Oh man, the bells have stopped! Wait, he's on the roof!
(But instead of Santa as they expected, someone else came down the chimney.)
Hahahaha! You've ALL been very naughty indeed! Except you, Dragonsblood, this is for you!
OH MAN, GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH? OH MAN, I LOVE THAT MOVIE! OH WAIT, I SHOULD PROBABLY ANNOUNCE HIM FIRST. clears throat THE GERMAN FOLKLORE LEGEND: KRAMPUS!!!
===Krampus:===
The monstrous Alpine folktale has come to the midst
That the battle between two dudes beyond the naughty list
So this satyr's coming down and bring them to their graves
For punishment of how they schemed and they misbehave
These Christmas invaders shall be soon in their coda
When they pretend to be someone else more than Haruhi Fujioka
Following that you lie to children and that's really corrupt
Ask my homeboy, Saint Nick on this Ho Ho woah that's pretty fucked
Just had a hit Christmas film that filled my distinction
Block bust so hard, it led The Good Dinosaur to extinction
Now I may not know Jack, but I'll have you chilled to the bone
And you're the Mean One with the cartoon by Chuck Jones
Start off by burning the holiday trees from which I deduce
Then I'll do the same for the Wubboulous World of Dr. Seuss
You may have redeemed yourselves, but this won't end well
Cause once I chain you down, I'LL BE YOUR BIRCHED ASS TO HELL!