Pups Save a Melon Festival/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save a Melon Festival" from Season 6, which premiered on March 15, 2019 in the United States and on June 1, 2019 in Canada.
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00:44 Skye: 	Look how much you've grown!
00:46 Zuma: 	Skye, who are you talking to?
00:48 Skye: 	(Laughing) My melon. I heard that plants grow better if you talk to them.
00:53 Ryder: 	Hey, pups! Rubble can carry everybody's melons over to the melon festival on his rig.
00:58 Rubble: 	Just roll 'em into my loader!
01:00 Skye: 	(Gasping) You get to take a fun ride with your melon friends.
01:03 Rocky: 	Mine's ready to go, Ryder!
01:05 Ryder: 	Uh, Rocky? I think your melon is a tomato.
01:10 Rocky: 	I was wondering about that. (Sighing) Oh, well. You always get a surprise when you reuse old seeds.
01:16 Ryder: 	It's still a great tomato.
01:20 Chase: 	Wow, Marshall. How'd you get your melon to grow so big?
01:24 Marshall: 	Easy! The directions are in its name. Watermelon!
01:28 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
01:32 Farmer Yumi: 	Cap'n Turbot, that's the finest muskmelon I've ever seen.
01:35 Cap'n Turbot: 	Thanks, and your Crenshaw melon is colossal!
01:39 Farmer Yumi: 	Wow, Katie, yours looks like a cat.
01:41 Katie: 	(Giggling) It just grew that way! I'm calling it a cat-aloupe.
01:46 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
01:48 Jake: 	Clear the way, everybody!
01:49 Katie: 	Cool! I really like its spots.
01:52 Everest: 	Thanks, it's a snow leopard melon.
01:54 Cap'n Turbot: 	Marvelous, but I bet Mayor Goodway has grown a massive melon.
01:59 Katie: 	She does every year. That's why the winner's called the Grand Melon Mayor, because the mayor always wins.
02:06 Mayor Humdinger:	Grand Melon Mayor? I want to be called that.
02:08 Farmer Yumi: 	You have to win the contest first, Mayor Humdinger. You don't even have a melon.
02:13 Mayor Humdinger:	So, I'll grow one. How hard can it be? Come on, kitties.
02:19 Mayor Humdinger:	Behold, kitties, a genuine melon seed. Ah, I simply plant it.
02:29 Mayor Humdinger:	Add a little water. And wait! A little longer. (Kittens groaning)
02:37 Mayor Humdinger:	Just a little longer.
02:40 Mayor Humdinger:	(Snoring) Huh, what? Oh, my melon! Is it huge yet? Nothing, argh!
02:51 (Sound): 	(Air hissing)
02:57 Mayor Humdinger:	What? (Sighing) Okay, fine, hold on.
03:03 Mayor Humdinger:	Ahem. Huh, maybe I should get another seed. Yeah, but I'd still need water and time.
03:13 Mayor Humdinger:	Or maybe all I need is some paint!
03:17 Mr. Porter: 	Yes, yes! Very nice spots.
03:20 Everest: 	Thank you.
03:21 Mr. Porter: 	Hmm, a cat-aloupe. Purr-fect, heh!
03:25 Katie: 	(Giggling) Thanks!
03:27 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, phew! I made it!
03:31 Alex: 	Wow, it's ginormous!
03:34 Katie: 	It looks like Mayor Goodway is going to be the Grand Melon Mayor again.
03:37 Mayor Goodway: 	What can I say? My melon just didn't know when to stop growing. (Laughing) But you never know, someone might turn up with an even bigger melon.
03:48 Mayor Humdinger:	Here's that someone!
03:50 Everyone: 	Huh?
03:51 Mayor Humdinger:	Presenting the Foggy Bottom mega-melon!
03:56 Mr. Porter: 	Mega-melon? I've never heard of that kind before.
04:00 Mayor Goodway: 	(Sniffing) Oh, it doesn't even smell like a melon. More like fresh paint and old rain boots.
04:08 Mayor Humdinger:	You're just jealous because your melon is so puny.
04:11 Mayor Humdinger:	Small, tiny, itty-bitty, runty, teeny-weeny. Yup, looks like I'm the winner! Ha-ha! I crown myself Grand Melon Mayor!
04:22 Mayor Humdinger:	And I'd like to thank everyone who made this win possible. Me!
04:29 Mayor Goodway: 	No, no, no. Mr. Porter is the judge, and the judging hasn't even started.
04:34 Mr. Porter: 	That's right, and Ryder and the pups aren't even here yet.
04:38 Mayor Humdinger:	Why bother? Nobody can beat my mega-melon!
04:42 Mayor Goodway: 	Wait a minute. Melons don't bounce. I knew it! You cheated. It's a ball!
04:48 Mayor Humdinger:	No, it isn't.
04:49 Everyone: 	Whoa!
04:54 Katie: 	Oh, no! That ball's headed right for me.
04:57 Mayor Humdinger:	You mean melon!
04:59 Katie: 	Ahh!
05:02 Mr. Porter: 	Watch out, everyone!
05:06 Mr. Porter: 	That phony baloney melon is trashing my cafe.
05:09 Katie: 	Quick, call the PAW Patrol!
05:12 Ryder: 	Hurry, pups. It's gonna start soon. Hi, Mr. Porter.
05:17 Mr. Porter: 	Ryder, come quick! Mayor Humdinger's gigantic bouncy ball is wrecking the festival, and everything else!
05:24 Mayor Humdinger:	It's not a ball, it's a melon!
05:25 Ryder: 	Don't worry, Mr. Porter. No big ball is too bouncy, no pup is too small.
05:32 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!
05:34 Pups: 	Ryder needs us!
05:37 Marshall: 	Huh? Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoooa!
05:41 Zuma: 	Look out!
05:46 Marshall: 	Whoops! I got a melon on my melon!
05:49 Pups: 	(Laughing)
05:51 (Music): 	♪
06:06 Chase: 	PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder, sir!
06:10 Ryder: 	Thanks for hurrying, pups. Mayor Humdinger's ball is crashing into things all over town, and it's ruining the melon festival.
06:17 Ryder: 	So, for this mission, I'll need... Chase, I need you to use your net to snag the ball and stop it from breaking anything else.
06:24 Chase: 	Chase is on the case!
06:26 Ryder: 	And Rocky, I'll need you to use your tools to fix what the ball has already broken.
06:31 Rocky: 	Green means go!
06:33 Ryder: 	All right! PAW Patrol is on a roll!
06:36 Pups: 	(Barking)
06:38 (Music): 	♪ (Deployment sequence for Chase and Rocky)
07:37 (Sound): 	(Ball bouncing loudly)
07:39 Mayor Humdinger:	Huh?
07:41 Mayor Goodway: 	Ooh! If Ryder doesn't get here soon... Oh! There may not be an Adventure Bay to rescue!
07:48 (Sound): 	(Sirens approaching)
07:52 Ryder: 	Rocky, start fixing those tables.
07:54 Rocky: 	You got it, Ryder! (Barking) Screwdriver!
08:04 Ryder: 	Chase, let's stop that big ball.
08:06 Mayor Humdinger:	You mean big melon!
08:08 Mayor Goodway: 	It's not a melon, Mayor Cheaterpants!
08:12 (Sound): 	(Ball bouncing)
08:14 Ryder: 	Quick, Chase, your net!
08:15 Chase: 	(Barking) Net!
08:20 Chase: 	Yeah! Got it!
08:23 Everyone: 	(Cheering)
08:24 Mayor Humdinger:	(Whispering indistinctly)
08:30 (Sound): 	(Bouncing)
08:31 Katie: 	No! Not again!
08:33 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, no, you don't, you big not-really-a-melon bully! Stay away from my genuine melon! Ahhhh!
08:43 Mr. Porter: 	That fake fruit has got our mayor!
08:45 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, it's okay, Chickaletta! Mommy's just taking a fun ride! Ryder! This is not okay!
08:52 Ryder: 	Hold on, Mayor Goodway, we'll save you, and I know just the pup for the job.
08:58 Skye: 	What's up, Ryder?
08:59 Ryder: 	Skye, I need you to use your copter and harness for a tricky rescue.
09:02 Skye: 	I'm your pup. On my way!
09:06 Mayor Goodway: 	I'm over here! Oh, I mean, over here! Whoa!
09:12 Skye: 	Whoops! Ugh, so close.
09:14 Rocky: 	Almost done with the repairs.
09:16 Ryder: 	Great job, Rocky.
09:18 Chase: 	That ball's bouncing like crazy!
09:20 Ryder: 	We've got to stop it long enough for Skye to rescue the mayor. But how?
09:28 Ryder: 	(Snapping fingers) That's it! Rocky, repairs can wait. I'm gonna need you to check your recycling truck and get ready to shoot some hoops.
09:36 Rocky: 	Don't lose it, reuse it!
09:39 Skye: 	Don't worry, Mayor! We'll save you!
09:42 Ryder: 	Did you find it, Rocky?
09:43 Rocky: 	Got it.
09:44 Chase: 	Why do we need an old trampoline? Isn't the mayor bouncy enough?
09:48 Rocky: 	It just needs a little re-purposing. Right now, it's an old busted trampoline. But now, it's the world's biggest basketball hoop.
09:56 Ryder: 	Not big enough for Humdinger's fake melon to go through, but just big enough to catch it. Let's roll!
10:05 Ryder: 	That should do it, and just in time. The ball's coming this way! Chase, use your launcher!
10:11 Chase: 	(Barking) Launcher!
10:15 Mayor Goodway: 	Whoa, whoa! Ah, ah, ah!
10:17 Ryder: 	Oh, pretty close. One more.
10:20 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, oh, oh!
10:23 Everyone: 	Yes! Awesome! Nice!
10:25 Alex: 	Swish! Two points!
10:28 Ryder: 	Now, Skye!
10:32 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, thank you, PAW Patrol! Oh, I was afraid I'd bounce all the way to the moon! Or worse, Foggy Bottom.
10:39 Ryder: 	(Laughing) You're welcome. Whenever you take a bad bounce, just yelp for help.
10:46 Mayor Humdinger:	(Panting) You managed to catch my melon!
10:48 Mr. Porter: 	It's not a melon.
10:49 Mayor Humdinger:	Uh-uh! I'm the Grand Melon Mayor. I won fair and square!
10:54 (Sounds): 	(Popping, air hissing)
10:59 Mayor Goodway: 	More like flat and splat.
11:01 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
11:04 Rubble: 	Hey, we're here!
11:06 Mr. Porter: 	Great, and thanks to the PAW Patrol, the judging can begin.
11:11 Mr. Porter: 	My, my. So many fine-looking specimens. In fact, I think that everyone here, who actually grew a real melon, deserves to be a Grand Melon Mayor.
11:22 Everyone: 	(Cheering)
11:24 Mayor Humdinger:	You mean, I'm the only loser?
11:27 Mayor Goodway: 	You're the only one who cheated.
11:33 Mr. Porter: 	And one Grand Tomato Mayor, too!
11:36 Everyone: 	(Cheering)
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