Tay'ed

Tay'ed was a courier for the Gionor Gionror Porter Bridges Company during the final days of the 5th Age. Alongside his friend Obigande Mobidiah, Tay'ed would go on to play a critical role in the dawn of the 6th Age, warning the people of the surviving realms about the coming of VIBEHEAD.
== Background ==
Born in North Kalalak several years before the sinking of Zombingerend, Tay'ed's family lived among a small community of refugees from a continent beyond Under-the-Dome known as Ill-Noise. Though his parents often lamented the sorrows that came from such a life of travel and upheaval, Tay'ed was largely unfazed by the state of the world, as it was all he'd known. Tay'ed would pick up a Zombingerendian accent from several other refugees he lived near. At some point, Tay'ed left North Kakalak, and settled down for a simple life, becoming married with a wife, several kids, and a dog. Though this marriage later ended in divorce, he was able to keep his dog. Desperate for work, Tay'ed traveled further, and signed up as a courier for Gionor Ginror. 
== Courier and the 6th Age ==
During a standard delivery of a Judy Hopps stuffed animal to Point Krait Station alongside fellow courier Obigande Mobidiyah, Tay'ed encountered the illusive Orangeado, who tasked the pair with a more important mission: warn the world of VIBEHEAD's approach. Tay'ed and Obigande moved swiftly through the wilds of Gruganda, encountering the treacherous Sprite Cranberry along the way, before becoming lost near the Northern Oceans. During their first encounter, Tay'ed told Sprite Cranberry that Orangeado had called them a pussy, which is interesting not just because Sprite Cranberry was surprised by this despite Orangeado saying this to their face several days earlier, but also because Tay'ed wasn't even there for that conversation. The pair might have perished there and then had it not been for Dex-Starr Knight Jotaru's intervention, whose sacrifice allowed them to finally reach Point Krait. Saying their final farewells to Orangeado, Tay'ed then took his new friend to Walmart, only informing the people of Gruganda what had happened after the two of them had bought cheap ramen and a DVD copy of Zoom.
== Later Life ==
Tay'ed continued his work as a courier up to 9998 AMS, when the arrival of Xanos brought a wave of death that annihilated almost half the world's population. Aimless and confused as to where he should go next, Tay'ed stumbled into the Vibe Gang's camp, having a brief conversation with Pirate King and Davey while Asriel and Gale were arguing down the hill. He then left before anyone else even noticed he was there, and died sleeping peacefully in the woods the next day, several minutes before the universe was reset... at least, unless he didn't. Who knows. No more movies.
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