Chef Poo Poo argues in the library and gets grounded

== Cast ==
* Mrs. Rachel
* Mr. James
* Bowser
* Margaret
* Chef Pee Pee
* Chef Poo Poo
== Transcript ==
Chef Poo Poo: Mrs. Rachel, can I please get Alphabet Mystery.
Mrs. Rachel: No, you are not checking out Alphabet Mystery! You are checking out a book that has the 5th grade reading level!
Chef Poo Poo: But, I like Alphabet Mystery and it's my opinion to check out this book.
Mrs. Rachel: But, that is not the appropriate grade level! You are supposed to get books that are the appropriate grade level!
Chef Poo Poo: No, I will not get a different library book! I want Alphabet Mystery!
Mrs. Rachel: Chef Poo Poo, stop arguing! You are not getting that book! If you don't get a book that is the 5th grade level, I will not let you check out any more books from the library!
Chef Poo Poo: It's a free country and I get what I want strumpet!
Mrs. Rachel: It is not a free country! Now make your decision, you're wasting your own time!!!! (Chef Poo Poo is hitting the Alphabet Mystery book at Mrs. Rachel's face.) OW, THAT HURTS! YOU DO NOT HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A LIBRARY BOOK! NOW, YOU GET NO LIBRARY BOOKS AND WE ARE BOTH GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! LET'S GO!
(It translates to Mrs. Rachel took Chef Poo Poo to the principal's office.)
Mr. James: What brings you both here?
Mrs. Rachel: CHEF POO POO STARTED ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT GETTING A LIBRARY BOOK THAT WAS NOT APPROPRIATE GRADE LEVEL! HE CALLED ME A STRUMPET AND SMACKED ME IN THE FACE WITH A LIBRARY BOOK!
Mr. James: HOW DISAPPOINTING? CHEF POO POO, I AM GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH CHEF PEE PEE, BOWSER AND MARGARET ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR TODAY!
Chef Pee Pee: CHEF PEE PEE, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? HOW DARE YOU ARGUED IN THE LIBRARY, CALLED YOUR TEACHER A STRUMPET AND THEN, HIT HER WITH THE LIBRARY BOOK!
Chef Poo Poo: But Chef Pee Pee, Bowser and Margaret, Mrs. Rachel started it! It's her fault for not letting me get Alphabet Mystery! Now, everyone is on Mrs. Rachel's side!
Bowser: CHEF POO POO, ALPHABET BOOKS ARE NOT FOR 5TH GRADE STUDENTS! ALPHABET BOOKS ARE FOR PRESCHOOLERS TO 2ND GRADERS! YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! 
Margaret: PLUS, TAKING SIDES IS WRONG! YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH THE ALPHABET!
Chef Pee Pee: YOU'RE NOW GROUNDED FOR 10 YEARS!
Bowser: GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT!