Of Graveyards and Gremlins

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Survey the designated locations and defeat any gremlins that appear.
* Speak with Joanric.
==Script==
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Joanric 	Oh, good traveler, thank the gods you're here! You simply must help deliver us from our unending nightmare. I speak, of course, of those godsdamned gremlins who keep sneaking in to defile the graves behind our fort.
Joanric 	Time and again have I and my fellow guards chased them away, only to see them come back in hordes, cackling and sniggering all the way.
Joanric 	As if that weren't bad enough, they continuously berate us with an array of vulgar aspersions that─rather surprisingly given their limited intellect─more often than not hit painfully close to home.
Joanric 	Why, it's gotten so bad that I─er, one of our men that was definitely not me spent the night crying into his pillow after the last such attack!
Joanric 	But I can tell you're not one to let their words wound you, am I right? Of course I am! So I beg of you: go forth to the graveyard and be the gremlin-smiting hero we need!
Joanric 	I can just hear those godsdamned gremlins out there, sniggering at me and telling me what I should do to my amaro! Make it stop...oh, good gods, make it stop!
Balloon 	Lick the spittle from the floors, lickspittle!
 	
Balloon 	Bugger yer amaro, ye bugger.
 	
Balloon 	Gaaaaaah!?
 	
Balloon 	Yer lower than piss on the privy!
 	
Balloon 	Is that sorry blow the best ye got?
 	
Balloon 	Grrrk!
Joanric 	Do my ears deceive me? The tittering and snickering is no more... Could it be? Dare I dream? Have you put an end to the gremlin menace once and for all!? O, glorious─ Ahem. That is to say, thank you, traveler. All of Fort Jobb is in your debt!
Joanric 	...Forgive me, I get carried away when the topic turns to those nasty buggers. Speaking of which, do you ever wonder where they came from? I could swear I never saw one of them before the Flood.
Joanric 	I heard someone saying that they first started popping up after the Crystarium was built. That they came out of the tower. As for the truth, who can say, but all I know is that they're not bothering us anymore, and that's good enough for me!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Lakeland Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV