Kingdumb's Ford Edge

2014 Ford Edge Limited is the main car driven by the Tan King. Since he was always too rich and snobby to ride the Stans or even the Tramps, he mainly drove this around.
==Description==
2014 Ford Edge Limited is a car located near the Colosseum of Stools, and was guarded by Horny until The NIght obtained the keys.
==Biography==
===Early Life===
The car exited the Ford Oakville Assembly Plant sometime in early 2014 and was purchased by the Tan King in the Sly Ford dealership in Rocknose.
===In Storage===
The Tan King escaped like a pussy to his pocket dimension, which he covered in buzz saws. He left the car in his garage somewhere in the outer limits of the Kingdumb.
===In 3017===
After testing The NIght's worthiness, Horny allowed it to proceed into the garage, and obtain the keys to the car. Since then, The NIght began to drive it around.
===After The Godaway Incident===
After killing The Imposter, the Cringe Lord came back to Hollownecks and no longer needed the car. After returning to the City of Sperm and throning itself as the new king, Horny and Hollow Day took possession of the car and now drive it around together, blasting their favorite music from the buggy and unresponsive MyFord Touch infotainment system. They also got a vanity license plate for it which spells "SHAW".
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