Kai (Minecraft)

Kai is a character from Minecraft. They were created by Notch to be a member of Imagine Wagons as part of promotion and because their creator hates the fact that there are only two genders.
== History ==
=== Lore ===
At first, Notch created Minecraft. He created Steve as the game's first character. Not long after the game's release, Minecraft players found the game to be sexist as they can only play as one gender. Therefore Notch created Alex using one of Steve's ribs. However Notch didn't notice that a third gender existed back then. For some reason there used to be a glitch where the center of each Minecraft UnWorld was an apple tree that grew enchanted apples. Steve and Alex found the apple tree which was guarded by a serpent that persuaded them to eat the apples. Soon Steve and Alex discovered that the apples made them think that there were more than two genders, so Notch separated the two into two different UnWorlds and sealed the serpent into another dimension known as "The End", where it became known as the "Ender Dragon". However the egg of the serpent hatched into Kai.
=== Early life ===
Not much was known about Kai's early life, all we know was that Kai became a member of Imagine Dragons (called Imagine Wagons back then) as a teenager, and was responsible to compose "I'm So Sorry". Hence this had become their theme song, although many think that it belongs to another Kai. The song was even used in the score of Basically another remake of Kung Fu Panda but this time with Kai as the main villain (but not them).
=== As an adult ===
Kai got kicked out from Imagine Wagons for a stupid reason. However they then made friends with another person named Kai. From him they learned that "Chi" is always pronounced "KAI". Therefore Kai went to make stupid commercials to encourage people to pronounce "Chi" as "KAI". The commercial was so stupid that it gained 0 views. This also made Kai so depressed that they decided to commit suicide.
== Trivia ==
* They literally have never mispronounced the word "Chi". NOT ONCE.
* They also hate PartyNoob because they both are of the same gender (in terms of pronouns) and are from rival shames.
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