Rowley vs good boy part 2

167.Once again, Rowley Jefferson found himself in a precarious situation. This time, he was trapped in a cage, hanging dangerously above a bubbling pool of lava. In a cruel twist of fate, it was none other than the mischievous good boy who had orchestrated this diabolical trap.
Rowley's heart sank as he watched in horror as good boy callously pushed all of his beloved teddy bears into the searing lava. Tears welled up in Rowley's eyes, and he instinctively reached for his nappy as fear gripped him. But when he pleaded with good boy to change his nappy, the malicious creature laughed mockingly and denied his request.
Desperate for comfort, Rowley looked at a cherished photo of himself with his mother and father. But before he could find solace in their familiar smiles, good boy snatched the photo from his trembling hands. With a wicked grin, he tore the photo into tiny pieces and then proceeded to burn them. To Rowley's amazement, good boy then fed the ashes to a cow, which eventually expelled them in a clown's excrement. Unbeknownst to Rowley, his parents had already been viciously dispatched by good boy, who had left their souls stranded in the depths of hell.
As Rowley sobbed, clutching onto the remnants of his family photo, he contemplated the notion that his parents were in a blissful place called heaven. In reality, however, his parents were enduring unimaginable suffering in the fiery depths of hell. They were tormented by unquenchable thirst and perpetual hunger, never receiving even a morsel of food from the merciless Satan.
To add insult to injury, good boy cruelly reminded Rowley of his parents' fate. He reveled in the young boy's pain, taunting him with sadistic glee. Rowley, desperately yearning for a hug from his mother, pleaded, "Can I please have a hug from my mommy?" But good boy, unyielding in his cruelty, responded coldly, "Tough luck, kiddo!" With a vicious tug, he yanked Rowley's hair and pinched him, relishing in his suffering.
Just when all seemed lost, a miraculous event unfolded. Rowley's loyal dog, Fido, descended from the heavenly realm. In this celestial place, all creatures were granted a second chance, except for the notorious Mouse who would forever be condemned for his role in causing World War II. Fido, filled with unwavering loyalty, charged towards good boy and sent him hurtling into the scorching lava.
Rowley and Fido watched with satisfaction as good boy's skin bubbled and melted away, leaving only a sickening residue behind. But the surreal spectacle did not end there. Suddenly, a magical surge rippled through the air, causing all of Rowley's burned teddy bears and possessions to burst forth from the lava, returning to life.
At that moment, an extraordinary phenomenon occurred. Every soul that good boy had mercilessly claimed returned from the depths of hell, given a second chance at life. Rowley's heart swelled with joy as he embraced his miraculously returned mother, exclaiming, "I missed you! Can you please change my nappy?" With unwavering love, his mother replied, "Of course, my sweet child. And I'll wipe away the poo with tender care."
Moved by the triumphant reunion, Rowley's father rejoiced in the newfound lease on life. However, due to a peculiar incident from his infancy involving crying in church, he remained trapped in hell. There, he suffered alongside infamous figures like Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and even Ron Weasley. As agonizing flames licked his flesh, he pleaded for reprieve, his cries for water echoing in the fiery abyss. But both Hitler and Woody and Jesus who inhabited this infernal landscape, dismissed his pleas, remarking, "He should not have succumbed to sin, for then he would find himself among us."
Back in the realm of the living, Rowley and his mother decided to celebrate life by throwing a joyous party. They invited friends and family, rejoicing in their newfound lease on life. However, one dear friend was notably absent from the festivities. Darwin, Rowley's lovable dehydrated fish companion, could only survive on a meager diet of ham slices, Skittles, and green M&M's. He had found solace within a tool box, buried underground armed with a treasure trove of comics to pass the endless days. It would be many centuries before he was rediscovered, bidding farewell to his enchanted existence in the year 3014.
As the evening drew to a close, Rowley and his mother retired to their beds, exhausted yet filled with gratitude for their miraculous second chance. But just as Rowley settled down, a uncomfortable pressure overcame him, and he accidentally soiled his bed. Rather than scold or berate him, his mother responded with infinite kindness, cooing gently and enhancing the room's creativity.
And so, as Rowley drifted off to sleep, embraced by the love and warmth of his mother, he knew that the trials and tribulations he had endured were simply a part of his extraordinary journey. With newfound strength and the unwavering support of his family, he looked forward to the adventures and laughter that awaited him in the days to come.