Damarques Johnson

"I'll give you $100 per tooth." — Demarques Johnson to Frank Lester, in the most epically backfired side-bet in TUF history.
"I'm here to get paid and hurt people's feelings, so...it's time to do the man dance." — Damarques Johnson, offering his mission statement.
"I didn't go on that show to become a rock star. I was just going out there and being myself." - Damarques Johnson. Do you always go around and pray *just* loud enough for a microphone to hear you? Because that's really weird and creepy.
"Can I kick you in the nuts until you dry heave?" - Damarques on getting kicked in the nuts fighting Brad Blackburn, to Ariel Helwani.