Entities Just Wanna Be Friends (Joke)

The Entity Friendliness Theory
The bulk of Backrooms entities are perceived as beings of malice; animalistic beings of pure hostility; creatures of mere violence accountable for numerous assassinations. Should one discern a smiling glowing face in the dark, their initial response is often to sprint in the opposite direction, and rightfully so—nobody wants to end up as free lunch. Few who've captured photographs of hostile entities have their photographs on the database unaccompanied by a caption reading "photographer presumed dead." Endeavors to communicate or reason with the majority of deadly Backrooms entities have proven unsuccessful, even with those displaying a higher level of intelligence.
Nonetheless, why do such entities feel compelled to eliminate humans? One could theorize that humans are an entity's form of sustenance; however, that brings up the question of why entities don't instead hunt other species of entities. Perhaps entities have established peace treaties with each other; this would seem like a logical conclusion at first, yet reports of communication between Backrooms entities are essentially nonexistent. It is conceivable that the beings might attack out of pure curiosity; although this theory seems plausible initially, it crumbles quickly considering most entities one will encounter are already responsible for several deaths.
Several analyses have discovered that the predominance of entities deemed hostile behave with eager and friendly movements while pursuing prey as if they desire friendship; furthermore, the bulk of perilous Backrooms creatures—in spite of how they often appear in photographs—exhibit expressions absent of malice; rather, friendly, welcoming smiles. Understanding of entity friendships is limited, as it is likely beyond human comprehension. However, this theory decides that perhaps entities lack an understanding of human friendships, as well. Consequently, entities end up murdering wanderers in attempts to become friends.
Although inapplicable to some creatures, in short, this theory decides that all entities are friendly; they simply don't understand the process of forming human friendships. In other words, entities just wanna be friends.
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