Coefficient

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with EB and new co-host, Minecraft Steve talking)
EB: So you’re gonna be good?
Steve: Yes. I am Steve.
EB: Alright, bring in the season two contestants.
(The new and returning contestants come in and sit around a table)
EB: Welcome to Evicted!
Steve: Before we kick off the second season, you will all find a hat underneath your seat. Somebody else will have the same color hat as you, and they will be your partner until the merge.
EB: Yeah.
(Everyone grabs their hats and pairs up)
EB: And for pairs, we have, Sheldon and Spot!
Sheldon: Plankton, and hey I’m with my PET.
EB: Nice. Alpooh and Hoopla!
Alpooh: I’m gonna kill myself.
Hoopla: You too?
EB: Squidina, a returning contestant, and Squilliam! Poopla and Boxy!
Poopla: POOPLA!
(Boxy falls over without saying anything)
EB: Larry and Don! Granite and Polar! Amaya and The Fifth Doctor! And finally, Bob Ross and Donald Trump!
Donald Trump: Oh wow. I heard Mike Pence was in this last season. Was he good without my breast milk?
Steve: God here we go.
EB: Well let’s waste no time and get to the first challenge.
(Camera cuts away from the table and pans over to the new and improved blue challenge room)
Steve: So your first challenge is a test.
EB: Yes, a written test. You and your partner will work. The pair with the highest score out of 100 questions will be the nominators today.
Steve: Are you ready?
Amaya: YES.
EB: Go!
(Everyone sits at a desk with their partners, and begin the test)
Donald Trump: Hey the first question is about Mexicans. I know a lot about them.
Bob Ross: I’m gonna paint to see if I can find answers.
Donald Trump: Amazing.
(Camera pans to Squidina and Squilliam)
Squidina: So since I’m returning, I think I can help with some of these questions.
Squilliam: Like what?
Squidina: This one right here about who got 15th place last season.
Squilliam: Who was it?
Squidina: Zeus.
(Camera shows Bob Ross painting, then more people working on the quiz)
The Sixth Doctor: Look, we should be done!
Amaya: Seems good. Let’s bring it to Steve.
Steve: Yes, I’ll collect all quizzes here.
(Amaya hands Steve her quiz, and then Donald Trump runs up and hands his in)
Donald Trump: (blows raspberry) I did better.
(Steve gets more papers, from Granite, Boxy, and Alpooh)
Steve: So now only three more duos need to get done.
(Squidina runs up and hands in her paper)
Steve: So now we’re waiting on Larry and Don, and Sheldon and Spot.
Plankton: IT’S PLANKTON! Also, we’re done.
(Plankton hands in his paper, and the Camera shows Don very confused)
Don: I don’t get it.
Larry: You don’t have to get it, just hand in the test and hope for the best.
(Don hands in the test)
Steve: EB and I will go check these, and then come back with results and the winner.
EB: (whispering to Steve) most of these are really shit bad.
Steve: Really?
EB: Yes. I think that these people had the best however.
Steve: Okay then.
(Camera pans to the table, where everyone is sitting)
EB: So the winners are Plankton and Spot!
Steve: Wasn’t I going to announce that?
EB: No me. Anyways, now they can nominate two duos to be up for elimination.
Plankton: Alright Spot. So, for our first duo we choose Donald Trump and Bob Ross, for obvious reasons.
Donald Trump: Oh what the hell you JEW.
Plankton: For the second duo we’re nominating, it’s gonna be macho muscle men Don and Larry.
Larry: (kisses his bicep) what?
Steve: Then that’ll be all. Viewers, in case you’re new, here’s how it goes. You get to choose one of these duos to lose a member in two days.
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