Shahrzad Jahandar

==Win Quotes==
===eXtreme seXy eXplosion===
*"You are currently in possession of illegal weaponry. We're going to have to destroy it."
*"There's a lesson you must learn. Eastern fighting techniques will always beat out those in the West!"
*"Mobareze bastanee (ancient combat) is nothing compared to the kind of fighting that's acceptable today!"
*"You're going to need to add more weapons to your repertoire than just a sword."
*"Your firearms will never compare to what we in the military utilize."
*"Of course I can speak Japanese! I'm also fluent in English and Farsi."
*"Relying only on primal instincts is no way to succeed on the battlefield."
*"Are you sure you don't use experimental, government-issued drugs to build muscles?"
*"Our sousa no kichi (base of operations) is a no-fly zone. Divert your course immediately." (vs. Jae-sang)
*"If I were you, I'd leave your pointless roast sessions at the door."
*"Moteasefam (sorry), I don't know of any people named Rin Takahashi, not even from the files."
*"You're better off kicking that ball in a stadium, not the battlefield."
*"I'm not very much into romance movies. Mazerat may khoham (my apologies)."
*"Nani (what)? You ESCAPED?! What do prisons pay their security to do these days?"
*"You're just going to waste your time on the battlefield? So much for preserving the species..."
*"You, start talking. Have you ceased and desisted your mistreatment of women like me yet?"
*"I've never had whatever it is you're serving, but it could take a while to get accustomed to."
*"While you are well-trained in the art of savate, I'm more interested in Persian classical than your music."
*"One more of your powerful blows and the battle would've been over in an instant."
*"You lost because you dance too much to be able to concentrate on the fight."
*"Consider taking up freestyle wrestling. Yours is, in my honest opinion, overdramatized."
*"I only eat army rations. Take your deliveries somewhere else."
*"I don't think I like beaches very much. I'm more of a desert-type person."
*"I bet your ice magic would be useful for beating the desert heat."
*"Look, I'm not a terrorist, OK? I'm a counter-terrorist! Deal with it." (vs. Rita)
*"Hey, leave my body alone! I'm a Ninja Ranger, not an ahriman (demon)'s plaything!"
*"Taghalob (fraud)! You don't deserve to be a Ninja Ranger through mimicry of others!" (Mirror Match)
*"Taekwondo may be a military art, but it's not enough to defeat Iranian ninjutsu!"
*"Hmm... Strange. I've never seen a medic carry a syringe as big as yours." (vs. Valerie)
*"That throwing weapon is too primitive for the military. I recommend shuriken instead!"
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