Transcripts 2000-07

Transcripts from July 2000 strips.
==July 3==
Note: Possibly a callback to the April 1 strip.Panel 1Anne is licking a thin red ice lolly with the tip of her tongue. She is wearing a black tank top.Panel 2Anne closes her eyes and puts the ice lolly halfway in her mouth.Panel 3Anne sucks on the end so the end dribbles a little.Panel 4Kingston is sitting next to her on a park bench and giving her a sad look. He is wearing a plain white shirt and green shorts. Anne faces him, eyes still closed and a smug look on her face.Kingston: Do you possibly have *any* idea how torturous that is for me to watch?Yep! If you think that's bad I'll show you my trick with an ice cream cone!
==July 10==
Animated comicKingston is facing the camera and blinking with a crude MS Paint-style arrow pointing at him.Text: HOORAY! This is the 100th S.S.D.D. strip! Yay!To celebrate this week's strip is animated! How about that then!Animation framesFrame 1 (eyes open): 70/100ths of a second delayFrame 2 (eyes closed): 17/100ths of a second delayFrame 3 (eyes open): 300/100ths of a second delayFrame 4 (eyes closed): 17/100ths of a second delayFrame 5 (eyes open): 350/100ths of a second delayFrame 6 (eyes closed): 17/100ths of a second delayFrame 7 (eyes open): 250/100ths of a second delayFrame 8 (eyes closed): 17/100ths of a second delayFrame 9 (eyes open): 500/100ths of a second delayFrame 10 (eyes closed): 17/100ths of a second delayFrame 11 (eyes open): 300/100ths of a second delayFrame 12 (eyes closed): 17/100ths of a second delayFrame 13 (eyes open): 270/100ths of a second delayFrame 14 (photo of a woman's breasts): 17/100ths of a second delay
==July 17==
Panel 1Photo of Earth.Caption: Thanks to the Internet the world is now a much smaller place to live. With it's abilities to send messages and other information with no regard to distance and at minimal cost, the Internet is now I valuable business communication tool.Panel 2A close-up of the interface (specifically "Back" button and Address bar) for Internet Explorer 3.Caption: But also the casual user can reach across the world and talk to like-minded people in other countries....Panel 3Norman and "Krazy" Larry are both sitting at computers and typing, Norman with "TAC TAC TAC" sounds, and Krazy with "TAC TAP TAP" sounds. Krazy has a picture of a large X on the wall.<Hell's_Gate> F**k-wit!<Lobotomised> Goat F**ker!<Hell's_Gate> Twat!<Lobotomised> Wanker!<Hell's_Gate> Cock-sucker!<Lobotomised> Shit face!<Hell's_Gate> Poof!<Lobotomised> Limy dick-head!<Hell's_Gate> Yankee retard....HTML footer"Krazy" Larry was nicked from Paul Southworth. Tell him you love him.
==July 24==
Panel 1Norman and Kingston are sitting on the couch. Norman looks unhappy, while Kingston is peacefully oblivious. Both have their hands on their knees/legs, while Kingston has his right leg over his left knee.Norman (thinking): God I'm bored!Panel 2Same as panel 1, but Norman glares at Kingston.Panel 3Norman punches Kingston in the face with a right cross and a "SMACK!"Panel 4Only Norman is visible, facing forward again but still looking unhappy.Panel 5Norman looks angrier, while Kingston, from off-panel, spits a tooth in the air with a "PATOIE" sound.Norman (thinking): Damnit I'm still bored!
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