Late! (SBTY) Transcript

The Following is a Transcript for The SpongeBob's Teenage Years episode Late! Brace yourself this may be horrible
[The episode opens with the SquarePants’ house exterior with snoring being heard]
SpongeBob (Voice Over): When your in high school there are two types of people the Clean, quirky, teachers pet, person. That’s my friend Tuba
[view of a photo of a young SpongeBob and Tuba hugging him hanged on the wall]
SpongeBob (Voice Over): But the other person well.. You Know how there is always that person that is late for school every day? Well…
[We then see a front view of SpongeBobs bed with only his feet being shown]
RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING!
SpongeBob: Arrrgghh… (Looks at alarm clock)
SpongeBob: Oh no… I’M LATE!”
(Title Card)
(We then see SpongeBob quickly making up his bed then rushes to the bathroom to get ready with his mother following him)
SpongeBob: Gotta get ready gotta get ready oh yeah brush teeth yeah yeah….
SpongeBob: “AHHHHHH” how am I late I don’t understand (brushes teeth)
Mrs. SquarePants: SpongeBob why are you in such a rush?!
SpongeBob: Mom! Why didn’t you wake me up that was your job
Mrs. SquarePants: I thought my only job was to tell you to set your alarm to 7:00AM
SpongeBob: Errr… Well um you see what happened was
———————————————————Flashback… 7:00AM————————————————————————-
[Spongebob’s alarm starts beeping loudly]
SpongeBob: (groan)… Aw man I don't wanna wake up today isn’t there a way to (sees snooze button)
SpongeBob: Snooze Button? (Presses)
SpongeBob: Now I can go back to sleep mmmmm…
(End of Flashback)
Mrs. SquarePants: *face palms* Oh SpongeBob there is always something going on with you….
SpongeBob: Aw Man It’s not fair!… (puts on shirt)
SpongeBob: Why is it everytime I am Late for school on the first day?!
Mrs. SquarePants: Well….Errrr
SpongeBob: Alright dad I’m gonna come down get ready to do it
(SpongeBob rushes down stairs with several Bangs, Crahes, and Klunks)
Mr. SquarePants: Okay (throws toast)
Spongebob: Haha! Perfect throw dad! 
SpongeBob: Alright Guys I am gonna head off to school
Mr. And Mrs. SquarePants: Goodbye Spongebob have a good day! And Please don’t get a tarty today
SpongeBob: Okay I won’t (crashes into wall) Okay I won’t 
Mr. SquarePants: I’m worried about him….
SLAM
SpongeBob: Ow! My finger!
[SpongeBob has just left and wants to head to school without ANY DISTRACTIONS but then he sees a friend on his way to school]
SpongeBob (voice over): Yes it’s me again the narrator of this here tale… I run into Patrick and I have a fight with a customer don’t belive me? Find out for yourself
Patrick: Do-Di-Da-Do-Di-Da…. What comes after “Da”?
Patrick: (Sees SpongeBob) Oh hey Spongebob what’s up
SpongeBob: Oh! Hey Patrick Yeah um I can’t really talk right now I need to-
Patrick: Yes well you see I need you to do me a favor 
SpongeBob: (checks watch) okay I have a little bit of time 
Patrick: There is this game that I want to buy but I don’t have enough money so I was wondering if you could errr…
SpongeBob: Let me guess you want me to buy me the new Crimson the Carp video game don’t you?
(Patrick nods nervously)
SpongeBob: Alright Let’s go quickly! (Pulls Patrick to the game store)
(minutes later)
Patrick: Oh no they only have one in stock! We need to go quick 
SpongeBob: (opens door) Gasp! Bubble Bass… 
Bubble Bass: SpongeBob… 
SpongeBob: Bubble Bass… 
Bubble Bass: SpongeBob….… 
… 
Patrick: *ahem!* 
SpongeBob: I see you have the final Crimson the Carp video game 
Bubble Bass: and I see you are very good at observing stuff that are obvious 
SpongeBob: That’s! It I’m gonna fight you now! 
(SpongeBob and Bubble Bass both somehow turn into there fighter gear) 
SpongeBob (out of sync): I’m gonna unleash my Spatula Sword [Spongebob unleashes a Spatula Sword] 
(Note SpongeBob doesn’t work at the Krusty KRAB yet but he knows what a spatula is and cooks with it at his house 
Bubble Bass (out of sync) Slow Motion: Nooooooooo……. 
SpongeBob (out of sync): You done? 
Bubble Bass (out of sync): Well I will unleash the power of Fists! 
SpongeBob: Really Fists that’s the best yoy could come up wi- (Gets punched in the face) 
Bubble Bass (out of sync): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I have got you now 
[bubble bass ends up punching, kicking, SpongeBob to the ground] 
SpongeBob (Voice over): I didn’t think I was going to win all hope seemed lost that’s when I remembered 
___________________Flashback (Many Years ago)__________________ 
SpongeBob 5yrs: Alright my first date of school I’m gonna have fun 
Mrs. Bubblebottom: Okay goodbye son have the best first day ever! 
(Little SpongeBob walks inside totally oblivious that he is late) 
SpongeBob 5yrs: Hello Mr. Carpington 
Mr. Carpington: Uhhh Hi SpongeBob but wait why are you here so late 
SpongeBob 5yrs: what are you talking about? 
Mr. Carpington: Your LATE!!! Got it?? 
SpongeBob 5yrs: uhhh…. 
Mr. Carpington: If you come late again you will be EXPELLED 
SpongeBob 5yrs: Waaaaaaaaa 
(SpongeBob ran out of the building very sad) 
________________________Present Day________________________ 
SpongeBob (out of sync): (Somehow regains power) 
SpongeBob (out of sync): GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (holds all his power in) 
Bubble Bass (Out of sync): what’s the matter are you gonna poop your pants HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
SpongeBob (out of sync): I don’t this I will be the one doing the pooping in the pants today 
Bubble Bass (out of sync): Really who is it going to be then Your Mom? Your Dad? Oh I know your BIG FAT FRIEND 
SpongeBob (out of sync): THATS IT YOU WILL NOT TALK ABOUT ME OR MY FRIEND LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN AND YOU WILL STOP BEING ME MEAN TO ME AND ALL MY FRIEND YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORSE PEOPLE I HAVE EVEN KNOW I WANT YOU TO GO TO HECK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [SpongeBob lets all his powers out of bubble Bass] 
Bubble Bass (out of sync): Heh.. was that supposed to do any- 
Bubble Bass: [explodes] 
SpongeBob: That was easy… (sees game) 
SpongeBob: Is this the game you wanted Patrick 
Patrick (Scarred): Y-Y-y-y-yes? 
SpongeBob: This game only please *slams $60 dollars on the counter* 
(the cashier is too scarred to even speak) 
SpongeBob: Thank You! 
[Cut to a exterior of the Game store broken and on fire building] 
Patrick (Scarred): Oh-oh-oh-okay then bye SpongeBob 
SpongeBob: Okay now no more distractions I need to go to school 
(just then Tuba walks by noticing SpongeBob then spraying perfume) 
SpongeBob (Voice Over): I knew she wanted me to get her something so I had to run fast 
Tuba: SpongeBob hello there. Oh is that a new hat it looks nice 
SpongeBob: Tuba what do you want- 
Tuba: what are you talking about maybe I just wanted to spend some time with you 
SpongeBob: Let’s Go I don’t have much time- Grabs Tuba’s hand 
[Then comes a montage of Them doing stuff Playground, Bored Game, TV, Damcing untill] 
Tuba: Oh look it’s the Mall I- Take me to the mall 
SpongeBob: Fine Let’s go 
Tuba: Yessssss….. 
(bubble transition) 
Tuba: Okay SpongeBob this dress or this dress 
SpongeBob: They are the exact same 
Tuba: I dunno maybe I could try it on just to make sure 
(Tuba Runs to the changing room) 
SpongeBob: I don’t get it why is everyone being so slow 
SpongeBob: They are acting like today is not a School day 
Tuba: I have choosen on This dress 
SpongeBob: It’s exactly the sa- you know what fine 
SpongeBob: This dress only please 
(SpongeBob give the cashier money) 
SpongeBobm Thank you 
Tuba: Today was really Fun SpongeBob, I hope we could do it again tomorrow 
SpongeBob: Yeah yeah fun sure 
(Tuba Leaves) 
SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I AM GOING TO BE SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOSO LATE 
SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself SpongeBob 
SpongeBob: I am not never gonna let myself miss another full day of school because of there distractions 
SpongeBob: Oh Look there’s a little girl
SpongeBob: Hello Little Girl
(CHOMP)
SpongeBob: Hey! Why did you just bite my arm
Little Girl: My name is Courtney for your information and I don’t have anyone to play hopscotch
Little Girl: Yes and If you don’t then I will CHOMP AND BITE YOUR WHOLE HEAD OFF
SpongeBob: Ahhh… Okay fine but let’s to it quick
Little Girl: No Prommises okay here I go
(throws rock, Lands on 3) 
Little Girl: 1, 2, 3! 
[So SpongeBob and the Little girl keep playing for a long time untill] 
Little Girl: Okay I’m bored you can leave now 
Spongebob: (groan) But you just wanted me to- 
Little Girl: LEAVE NOW 
SpongeBob: fine whatever I need to get to school anyways 
SpongeBob (Voice Over): I needed to run for my life my school teacher reputation was on the line I had to run quickly and faster and faster!! 
[Just then I saw Squidward “testing?” His new clarinet] 
Squidward: *plays badly* hm! Let me see if the B minor plays as good as the 179 offbeat note 
Spongebob: Ahhhhhh! Squidward watch out!!!! 
Squidward: What the- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
(Just then I heard a cracking noise followed by a sad Squidward noise) 
Squidward: Aw Man SpongeBob come on this cost me all my allowance aw man you have got to be kidding me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…. 
SpongeBob: Sorry Squidward! 
SpongeBob: Yes School finally and Mrs. Sharpfin she’s still there 
(I rushed to the door proud that I finally made it to school before the bell rang) 
Mrs. Sharpfin: SpongeBob hi! What brings you here and why are you so flushed 
SpongeBob: I was, I ran, I was late, then I was… *sweats* 
Mrs. Sharpfin: SpongeBob it is 2:58pm you would have been late anyways 
SpongeBob: Wait I don’t understand… what day is it today 
Mrs. Sharpfin: SpongeBob it’s Sunday. 
SpongeBob: oh.. Crap 
Mrs, Sharpfin: Well SpongeBob see you in the am pricicely at 8:00AM 
[Mrs. Sharpfin leaves walking away proudly] 
SpongeBob: (groan) am man… well I can’t wait to go to sleep for 15 hours (walks away) 
(cut to a unknown hand touching SpongeBob) 
SpongeBob: Yes? What do you- 
SpongeBob: Oh no… 
(cut to a injured and angry Bubble Bass) 
Bubble Bass: Your gonna pay…. 
SpongeBob: Oh crap! 
SpongeBob: No please no no bubble Bass we could talk about this 
SpongeBob: AHHHHHH NOOOOO….. 
(The episode ends with SpongeBob running around with Bubble Bass chasing him around) 
 
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