Evil Caillou Misbehaves at His Grandma's Funeral and Gets Grounded

Evil Caillou Misbehaves at His Grandma's Funeral and Gets Grounded is a grounded video with the plot and transcript being created by Dylan Priest. It was inspired by Phillip Psareas' Pedro and Edro Misbehave at Grandma's funeral video.
== Plot ==
Evil Caillou had got Warren-Style Punishments after he misbehaved at his grandma's funeral.
== Cast ==
* Ivy as Evil Caillou and Maggie
* Julie as Doris and Skyler Hawkins
* Eric as Boris and BojanComedian
* Alan as the Vicar
* Himself as Dylan Priest
* Brian as the good Warren Cook and Nicolas Crockett
* Joey as NathanDesignerBoy7, Harry, Caroline204 and GoAnimateMaster2003
* Professor as Slippy V
* Emma as Taylor Hayes
* Liang as Phillip Psareas
* Princess as Princess Denise and Hirashi
* Young Guy as Jake
* Diesel as Daniel
* Kayla as Amanda
* Paul as Dylan Johnson
* Steven as Anthony Abate, ASF Jerome, Louie and Matt Crowley
* Tween Girl as MarioIntoTVGirl
* David as DylanTheGoAnimateGuy
* Kate as Mrs. Shaw
* Simon as Mr. Dike
== Transcript ==
Evil Caillou: "Man! I'm so bored!"
[ Evil Caillou's parents walk into the sitting room, crying. ]
Evil Caillou: "Mom and Dad, why are you crying?"
Doris: "Your grandma is sadly passed away. And we are going to her funeral to say some nice things to her."
Evil Caillou: "No way! I'm not going to my grandma's funeral! Besides, I hate my grandma. Because she is so mean to me. I don't want to go to my grandma's funeral! I want to stay home and watch Barney and Friends on PBS Kids."
Boris: "No! You're not staying home to watch Barney and Friends on PBS Kids. Remember when you are banned from everything made by Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar. We're going to your Grandma's funeral and that is final! Now, get your butt in the car or you'll be grounded!"
(When they got to the church)
[ Cut to: The church where Evil Caillou gets angry and Evil Caillou's parents are still crying ]
Vicar: "Hello. I'm Alan the Vicar. We've gathered here to celebrate the death of Evil Caillou's Grandma. She is so sweet, loveable and very kind. She always cook dinner, wash the dishes, and helped him with his homework. She also likes to knit some woolly clothes for him just in case the weather gets too cold. We will sadly miss our sweet loveable women. Farewell, Grandma of Evil Caillou. We will miss you."
Evil Caillou: (on the megaphone saying mean things that made his parents and the vicar looked terrified) "No! My grandma is an old hag! She is so hideous and rude. She always get me grounded for no reason at all. She also prevents me from watching any Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar TV shows even though I watch a single bit of them. She always give me some slappings, spankings and ass beatings with her paddle non-stop! And she also yells right in my face! I hate my grandma! And I hope she will be sent to Heaven soon! And this is the worst funeral ever! That's all!"
[ Cut to: The church where it causes a big earthquake. ]
Boris: (In Scary Voice) "OH! (22x) EVIL CAILLOU!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR OWN GRANDMA! THAT'S TOTALLY FREAKING IT!! WE'RE THROWING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN RIGHT NOW! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! OH! (21X) OH! (10x)"
[ Cut back to: Inside the church where Evil Caillou is crying and his parents and the vicar looked very angry. ]
Vicar: "That does it! I've had it! Evil Caillou, you are now forever banned from going to this church for a week! Get out of here right now before I call the police on you!"
Doris: "We're going home right now. And when we get home, me and your father will put a diaper on you and call some visitors to give you punishments!"
[ Evil Caillou is still crying as he and his parents leave the church in anger. ]
(When they got home)
[ Cut to: The living room ]
Doris: "Evil Caillou, since you misbehaved at your grandma's funeral, me and your father will put a diaper on you as your punishment!"
Evil Caillou: "No! Not diapers! I'm too old for them!"
Boris: "Too bad, Evil Caillou! You will be wearing diapers and that's that!"
[ The scene is censored as Evil Caillou's parents puts a diaper on Evil Caillou. ]
Evil Caillou: "Ow! That diaper hurts! It's throbbing me!"
Boris: "Too bad, so sad! You will be wearing diapers until you die. And you will be going pee pees and poop poops in them instead of the toilet. And we will be burning all your underwear and forbid you to use the toilet!"
Doris: "Now, we're calling Dylan Priest about this!"
Boris: (on the phone while his wife is on her own phone) "Dylan, you're not going to believe what our son, Evil Caillou did!"
Dylan Priest: (over the phone) "Oh, no! What did Evil Caillou do this time?"
Doris: (over the phone) "He misbehaved at his Grandma's funeral and got kicked out of the church!"
Dylan Priest: (over the phone) "He did what? Oh! (19x) That's it! He definitely crossed the red line! Me, the good Warren Cook and all our friends are punishing him for this! Before we show up, we are bringing over BojanComedian, Caroline204, GoAnimateMaster2003, Dylan Johnson, Matt Crowley, ASF Jerome, MarioIntoTVGirl, and DylanTheGoAnimateGuy with us. And we will be ready to teach him a strong, strict, and painful lesson!"
Doris: (over the phone) "All right. That sounds wonderful. Goodbye!"
Dylan Priest: (over the phone) "All right! We will be here in less than 20 minutes. See you in a second!" (hung up)
Doris: "They are going to be here in 20 minutes or less. So, be prepared for some punishments!"
(A few seconds later)
[ Cut to: Evil Caillou's backyard ]
Doris: "Evil Caillou, you have some visitors who are all ready to punish you!"
Boris: "And Dylan Priest has brought over BojanComedian, Caroline204, GoAnimateMaster2003, Dylan Johnson, Matt Crowley, ASF Jerome, MarioIntoTVGirl, and DylanTheGoAnimateGuy who are from Phillip Psareas' YouTube videos. But for now, let's start with the punishments!"
Dylan Priest: "I'm Dylan Priest. Your first punishment is no more stuff made by Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar for you ever again!"
Warren Cook: "I'm the good Warren Cook. Your second punishment is you will be forced to play with Disney, MGM, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Warner Bros., Turner Broadcasting System and Cartoon Network toys!"
Phillip Psareas: "I am Phillip Psareas. Your third punishment is no Dora the Explorer, no SpongeBob SquarePants, no Blue's Clues, no Barney and Friends, no Sesame Street, and no Arthur for you ever again!"
Hirashi: "I'm Hirashi. Your fourth punishment is we will take all of your Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar stuff away and replace it with Disney, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Warner Bros., Cartoon Network, CBeebies, CITV, BBC, ITV and FremantleMedia stuff."
Skyler Hawkins: "I'm Skyler Hawkins. Your fifth punishment is no computer, no YouTube accounts, no Vyond, no Facebook, no Twitter, no eBay.com, no TV, no video games, no laptop, no hanging out with Ryder and the pups, no Grand Chase, no Elsword, no Grand Chase World, no Grand Chase warriors, no Grand Chase events, no Grand Chase cities, no Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar movies and shows, no Marvel Comics, no DC Comics, and many more!"
Jake: "I'm Jake. Your sixth punishment is no Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar TV shows, no Caillou, no Zoboomafoo, no Barney and Friends, no Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood, no Mister Roger's Neighbourhood, no Thomas and Friends, no Boohbah, no Clifford the Big Red Dog, no Clifford's Puppy Days, no Between the Lions, no The Magic School Bus, no The Berenstain Bears, no Reading Rainbow, no Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat, no George Shrinks, no Jay Jay the Jet Plane, no Martha Speaks, no WordWorld, no WordGirl, no Wild Kratts, no Peg + Cat, no Nature Cat, no Super Why, no Cyberchase, no Dinosaur Train, no Blue's Clues, no Blue's Clues and You, no Dora the Explorer, no The Wiggles, no Peppa Pig, no Go Diego Go, no Danny Phantom, no Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom, no TUFF Puppy, no Blaze and the Monster Machines, no Bubble Guppies, no Little Charmers, no Shimmer and Shine, no PAW Patrol, no The Fairly OddParents, no Wallykazam, no Team Umizoomi, no Yo Gabba Gabba, no Tickety Toc, no The Backyardigans, no Winky Love, no Ryan's Mystery Playdate, no Ni Hao Kai-Lan, no Wonder Pets, no Little Bill, no Eureeka's Castle, no Gullah Gullah Island, no Franklin, no Olivia, no Max and Ruby, no Curious George, no Arthur, no Sesame Street, no The Hoobs, no Mopatop's Shop, no Fraggle Rock, no Bob the Builder, no Fireman Sam, no Oswald, no Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!, no Pingu, no Kipper, no Angelina Ballerina, no The Magic Key, no Percy the Park Keeper, no Sheeep, no Brambly Hedge, no Little Bear, no Rubbadubbers, no The Magic Adventures of Mumfie, no Paddington Bear (1976 version), no The Adventures of Paddington Bear, no The Wombles, no Bangers and Mash, no The Herbs, no James the Cat, no Captain Pugwash, no Johnny Test, no Gerald McBoing Boing (2005-2007 series), no Fifi and the Flowertots, no Roary the Racing Car, no Timmy Time, no Shaun the Sheep, no Archibald the Koala, no Pablo the Little Red Fox, no Anthony Ant, no Animal Stories, no Art Attack (1990-2007 version), no Mike the Knight, no Zack and Quack, no Dennis the Menace and Gnasher (1996 version), no Red Garters, no White Christmas, no Ferris Bueller's Day Off, no Grease, no Indiana Jones films, no Popeye the Sailor cartoons, no Superman cartoons, no SpongeBob SquarePants, no Rugrats, no Rocko's Modern Life, no Hey, Arnold!, no Sanjay and Craig, no Dora's Explorer Girls, no Dora and Friends: Into the City, no Rusty Rivets, no Nella the Princess Knight, no Sunny Day, no Top Wing, no Butterbean's Café, and lots more."
Daniel: "I'm Daniel. And the seventh punishment is we will switch it from Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood on PBS Kids to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on Disney Junior."
Amanda: "I'm Amanda. And your eighth punishment is no more Six Flags theme parks for you ever again!"
Louie: "I'm Louie. And your ninth punishment is we will give you foods and drinks that you hate. As well as foods that you are allergic to!"
Maggie: "I'm Maggie. And your tenth punishment is you will be forced to read Disney, MGM, 20th Century Fox, Universal, Warner Bros., Turner Broadcasting System and Cartoon Network books!"
Dylan Johnson: "I'm Dylan Johnson. And your eleventh punishment is you will be forced to play Mario and Sonic video games!"
MarioIntoTVGirl: "I'm MarioIntoTVGirl. Your twelve punishment is we will burn your computer!"
Matt Crowley: "I'm Matt Crowley. Your thirteenth punishment is no more fake Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar VHS openings ever again!"
Caroline204: "I'm Caroline204. And your fourteenth punishment is we will give your football away to Team Family!"
ASF Jerome: "I'm ASF Jerome. Your fifteenth punishment is we will close your YouTube account!"
DylanTheGoAnimateGuy: "I'm DylanTheGoAnimateGuy. And your sixteenth punishment is you will be forced to watch Looney Tunes everyday on your TV!"
NathanDesignerBoy7: "I'm NathanDesignerBoy7. Your seventeenth punishment is I will now make grounded videos and grounded series out of you straight to the macs!"
Slippy V: "I'm Slippy V. Your eighteenth punishment is you will be forced to drink Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper beverages instead of Red Bull and Pepsi beverages from now on."
Taylor Hayes: "I'm Taylor Hayes. Your nineteenth punishment is we will donate all your stuff made by Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios and Cookie Jar to the hospital."
GoAnimateMaster2003: "I'm GoAnimateMaster2003. Your twentieth punishment is you will be forced to watch The Angry German Kid and The Angry Dominican Kid videos on YouTube from now on."
BojanComedian: "I'm Mitch Huges aka. BojanComedian. Your twenty-first punishment is you will be forced to eat at fast food places related to Coca-Cola."
Nicolas Crockett: "I'm Nicolas Crockett.
Harry: "I'm Harry.
Mrs. Shaw: "I'm Mrs. Shaw.
Mr. Dike: "And lastly, I'm Mr. Dike. Your twenty-fifth and final punishment is you will be forced to do stuff not made by Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, Hit Entertainment, Lyrick Studios or Cookie Jar for the rest of your life!"
Doris: "You've heard what the visitors said. Go to your room now!"
The End.