Spud

Spud is a 38-year-old virgin who lives with his mother and stepfather. He is a devoted fan of Adam Guy, whose show he watched religiously when it was on air - he counts his holodisk collection of said series and encyclopedic knowledge of the contents thereof as his key virtues.
His personal achievements include being honorary detective in the Adam Guy fan club and winning the newly-created costume award for most persistent cosplayer at last year's local sci-fi convention. He also boasts maximum-level characters in an impressive assortment of online roleplaying games.
Recently he has been awarded the unique opportunity to work with his idol under the employ of Sector 7, and his levels of sycophantic fawning would disgust even himself if he had any shred of self-awareness left.