¶ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·ርክቿክሃሃዪሃ·;ጋጌቿሃዒ␤ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·,ዐቿጌቻ·ነ

¶ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·ርክቿክሃሃዪሃ·;ጋጌቿሃዒ␤ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·,ዐቿጌቻ·ነ (purportedly a faux Ethiopic conversion of ¶fhcrE·znevB·cnenyyrY·;jbeyQ␤fhcrE·znevB·,oebF·5, still gibberish; ¶ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·ርክቿክሃሃዪሃ·ጋጌቿሃዒ on the title screen) is a mysterious Sega Genesis bootleg of which few copies are known to exist. The game is not credited to any developer or publisher, and generally its origins are unknown for a variety of reasons, most coincidental. Some copies were sold alongside a guidebook, which appears to be unintelligible characters not used in any language. The graphics are flat and resemble those of an early Nintendo Entertainment System title, but seemingly original sprites are used, unlike many bootlegs.
==Plot…?==
The game is set in a bizarre world with a dark sky and purple vegetation, with dull orange waters floating above the planet from approximately Earth's middle cloud-level upwards.
When ¶ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·ርክቿክሃሃዪሃ·ጋጌቿሃዒ is started up, a cutscene begins with a pan down to a castle. Broken hiragana text narrates the story playing out onscreen; a nation's traditional wedding of an ox-queen and a human suitor is interrupted by another human (the player character), who shoots the groom with a blast of energy from a gun, and runs off with his bloodied corpse.
After each stage, the shooter is seen hoisting a green flag with a black quadrisection and a skull charge in both of the remaining cantons. A random event then happens to this flag, such as it tying itself into a wheft or windsock, or the entire flagpole falling over. This has no known bearing on the rest of the game, but appears to hold plot significance.
The final and only boss is a large dinosaur with a mask and robes resembling those of a Shy Guy. The goal is to use items to knock it into the water in the sky, which causes the boss to shrink (but not its clothing), then seal it in a tile as for a standard enemy. For reasons unknown, it is the only part of the game to include vertical scrolling. After the final boss's defeat, the player character burns a wedding cake and eats it across a table from his victim.
==Gameplay==
Players play as the marriage ceremony shooter, who continues wielding his ray-gun throughout gameplay despite it serving no gameplay purpose. This character can walk slowly, jump, and pick and drop items using the face buttons. Touching the side of an enemy stuns it temporarily, but jumping onto the top causes damage.
The goal of each stage in ¶ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·ርክቿክሃሃዪሃ·;ጋጌቿሃዒ␤ቻዘርዪቿ·ጊክቿሀጌ·,ዐቿጌቻ·ነ is to clear all enemies by sealing them in special brown tiles. The inverted equilaterally-triangular tiles in question are usually embedded in the ground, and standing on one sucks its enemy inside, causing the tile to change color and gain surprised cartoony eyes. Each tile is tied to a specific enemy, and reaching some tiles requires the use of one or more of the carryable items. For instance, large enemies will not fit in their respective tiles until temporarily shrunken using a shot from a water gun-like item. Most puzzles using items, however, use the simple lock-and-key design archetype.
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