Sigh Kamut

Sigh Kamut is the extremely fast Pharoah of the Egyptian army sect in the Bogus Comogus extended series. He despises the Aztecs greatly and spares no expense to take them on in battle. 
== Appearance ==
Sigh is a tall centaur with pale human skin and dark brown horse fur. He is completely bald bar his thick armpit hair.
== History ==
All sections highlighted in italics were undone by the Time Candle. Sigh does not remember them.
All sections underlined were undone by the destruction of the timeline. Sigh remembers them.
=== Gatecrashing Xun's Hunger Games ===
Sigh located the Aztecs to the villainous Xun's Hunger Games and immediately mobilised the Egyptian army in an attempt to finally capture his adversaries. When they arrived, Sigh cockily boasted that he had finally cornered his lifelong enemies - however he spoke in his native language of Arabic and the Aztecs could not understand him. They did not understand his further attempts in German or Latin either so Sigh gave up all pretenses and charged into battle.
Sigh ran at the Aztecs at light speed - at such a high velocity that the sheer amount of dust kicked up caused every Aztec to simultaneously faint. Sigh commanded the Egyptians to capture all of the Aztecs and take them back to their base of operations.
=== Portal to the Future ===
Some time after capturing the Aztecs, Sigh's scouts discovered a doorway in the middle of the desert. Sigh ordered his two most reliable soldiers, Darth Vader and Yorris to go and investigate.
Vader and Yorris discovered that it was a portal to the future and were met by a robot named Bisexual. Since she was a criminal in her time, she asked for refuge among the Egyptians as a member of their army. Sigh was immediately on board as she had "guns" - a weapon from the future capable of killing people easily.
=== The Aztec plot ===
Sigh was working with his number one hypnotist, Hup-Et-Al, to convert the captured Aztecs to his side. Sigh asked his informant, Shane, for one such Aztec, Hogus Pratogus's favourite food. Shane had been living as a spy among the Aztecs and confirmed that Hogus's favourite food was steak. This sole piece of information was enough to completely strip Hogus of his free will and join the Egyptians as a mindless slave. 
Before they could hypnotise any more Aztecs, however, a large explosion sounded from elsewhere. Sigh ordered Bisexual to go take care of the threat. When Bisexual did not return, Sigh investigated to find that Darth Vader and Yorris were the ones who took care of the intruder, and Bisexual had in fact been useless.
=== Confronting Bogus Comogus ===
Sigh had managed to learn most of the Aztec's secrets, including the English language, but one piece of information alluded him - the location of the Aztec God, Gneurshk. Sigh attempted to interrogate the leader of the Aztecs, Bogus Comogus, to no avail. To try and convince him, Sigh brought in Hogus Pratogus, Bogus's self-proclaimed "best friend", who was completely under his control. However, Hogus was lying - they were not actually that close and Bogus didn't particularly mind - in fact he chanted the ancient Egyptian words of un-hypnosis to un-hypnotise Hogus.
Bogus now had a soldier on his side in the interrogation room - and Sigh was completely defenseless. However, Hogus was offended that Bogus did not consider him his best friend and the two Aztecs focused on that, allowing Sigh to escape. 
Sigh knew that the Aztecs would come for their most powerful warrior, Rec-Rec, so hid in her cell. Sure enough, he was right - Bogus, Hogus and their friend Dhalsun had defeated Vader and Yorris and made their way into Rec-Rec's cell. Sigh lept out from behind the door and began to run around the room at top speed, making it impossible for the Aztecs to catch him. Dhalsun, an Aztec psychic, unleashed his signature attack, the Dhalsun Signature, and Sigh stopped to watch its beauty, allowing Hogus to stab him. Sigh angrily melted into blue Kool-Aid and disappeared.
=== Changing the timeline ===
Sigh, in his Kool-Aid form, travelled through tubes into Rec-Rec's body, granting him complete control of her nuclear powers. Sigh choked Bogus and once again asked where the power of Gneurshk was. Facing imminent doom, Bogus confessed that it belonged to his long-dead Grandmoth. Sigh chuckled that this was not a problem and revealed that he had been working with Time-Travelling Man, a notorious time-traveller. Sigh laughed as he and Time-Travelling Man travelled back to when Grandmoth was still alive, so that they could retrieve Gneurshk's power.
Sigh and Time-Travelling Man arrived at Grandmoth's house in the past, where they found Grandmoth and baby Bogus. Present-day Bogus had managed to follow them through Time-Travelling Man's time spell, but it was too late - Sigh killed Grandmoth, thereby undoing Bogus's existence. While this was a notable victory, Gneurshk did not appear. Sigh decided to use Time-Travelling Man's powers to rewrite history to make himself the Aztec King, in order to try and locate Gneurshk himself.
However, Bogus had survived - he returned from the Place of No Time through use of the Time Glove, along with his family and two other people who had lived in the Place of No Time, Machete and Colin. Sigh was disappointed to find that Bogus still existed, and so attacked with his newfound nuke powers, blasting Bogus's group to barely smithereens. However, the mysterious powers of Machete returned the group to their original forms. Sigh took the opportunity to steal the Time Glove while this was happening. Sigh used his power to turn the Time Glove into the Time Candle, a mystical artefact far more efficient in time travel than Time-Travelling Man. Sigh began to rapidly travel through time, undoing events and rewriting them in his favour, until the Lord of Time intervened and killed him.
Eventually, Bogus Comogus came across the Time Candle and extinguished it, undoing these events.
=== Bucket humiliation ===
Sigh, in his Kool-Aid form, was slurped up by Hogus Pratogus, allowing control over his body. However, Hogus was wise to this and vomited him into a bucket, which Dhalsun promptly crushed, killing him.
=== Timeline destruction ===
With the destruction of the timeline, Sigh was returned to life and sent to the Place of No Time.
=== Zhock's Aztec reign ===
Zhock, the new Aztec King, led an offensive against the Egyptians, killing every single one of them with her super speed before Sigh could even mutter a word.
=== The Final Battle of Final Bocking ===
Sigh was returned to life by Krr Bzz Klams and raced Zhock once more during the Final Battle of Final Bocking until she was hypnotised to join his side by Resighter. When the Place of No Time began to collapse, Sigh attempted to escape but was body-blocked by Grogus Bamogus, causing him to die in the total destruction of all existence.
== Abilities ==
=== Light speed travel ===
Sigh can run extremely fast to the point of travelling at the same speed as light, leaving destruction in his wake.
==== Infinite energy production ====
To sustain this, Sigh theoretically produces infinite amounts of energy.
==== Infinite energy storage ====
Sigh's body can also withstand the storage of infinite amounts of energy.
=== Kool-Aid transformation ===
When dealt a fatal wound, Sigh melts into Blue Kool-Aid. In this form, Sigh has complete control over whoever drinks him.
== Equipment ==
=== Feathered Pyramids ===
Sigh wields dual feathered pyramids in battle.
=== Time Candle ===
Sigh has complete control over his place in time.
== Trivia ==
* Sigh is legally not allowed to "bucket" in Egypt.