Lutheri Magpie Creatures

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==Carnifex pica stultus avis==
The Carnifex pica stultus avis, also known as The Foolish Butcher's Magpie, is a near identical species of Magpie that lives in southern Pac-Land and Lutheri's pickle gaol. Since they are synthetically created by Godfrey, they do not appear in the wild, although Lutheri had made attempts at Pac man's life using these idiot birds.
Oh, and don't forget Paul. Lutheri hates that moron. what the fuck paul
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These magpies also have the ability to explode crabs. They probably got it from Archimplode Tinky Winky. The magpies can also Skyrim Horse their way up mountains, DESPITE BEING BIRDS.
Actually, I think I have an answer for this. They're WAY too idiotic, they don't know how to fly. This is the worst possible timeline. These magpies are basically black evil hatred-filled penguins that explode crabs.
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Oh. Magpies.
Word of advice: DONT GO NEAR THESE THINGS.
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