Superwholock

Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who all collide in a battle to see which series is better once and for all.
Sam and Dean Background: Men of Letters bunker
Sherlock and Watson Background: 221B Baker Street
The Doctor Background: TARDIS
Beat: From Another Planet
==Lyrics==
[Note: Sam Winchester is in dark brown, Dean Winchester is in dark green, Castiel is in sort of a dark beige? idk, Sherlock Holmes is in a sorta faded blue, John Watson is in also kinda faded but green, the 11th Doctor is in brick red??? idfk, Amy Pond is in pale pink, Rory Williams is in orange, River Song is in red and Clara Oswald is in idk, some sort of purple, it makes me hungry for sherbert ice cream.]
=== Supernatural: ===
(0:42)
Sammy, open the laptop. Why? We’ve got some new ghosts to hunt down, 
They’ve been haunting the BBC for too long. I doubt their scarier than any clown, 
But cracking two aliens and their boyfriend really shouldn’t be too hard, 
When we send Smaug and Picard back to the stars, you can give our parents our regards, 
Hey, assbutts. Cas! How about this for a little divine intervention? 
Been around since you three were made, and I must say, I prefer the original versions, 
I’ve seen stranger Doctors from Marvel, but this version of Cumberbatch is the worst, 
This seraph serves the works of nerds. By that, I mean I beat you in the first verse, 
=== Sherlock: ===
(1:04)
It’s quite ironic, isn’t it? Yeah, Sherlock? They say for too long, we’ve been live, 
But the unsubtle subtext of these brothers has been going at it since 2005, 
Think nothing of it, Sherlock. They couldn’t even amount to your double-billed hat, 
Oh, please. I wore that hat only once, still longer than their fame had spanned, 
But enough! Let’s turn our attention to Superman who got stuck in the phone booth, 
And despite all your efforts trying to stay young and hip, it seems people still loathe you, 
I’ve seen better work over on Come Back Mrs Noah, special effects and plot, 
At least it’s better than the Hardy Boys here, who don’t even have a theme song! 
=== Doctor Who: ===
(1:25)
I hear the question echoing throughout all of time, asking who? Doctor! 
A big sci-fi icon repping in against these groups of rapping fools? Doctor! 
Choke you by your scarf and necklace. Don’t you know bow ties are cool? Doctor! 
Equipped with tools to sonic screw your two crews if you choose the Doctor! 
These demons better run when they cross roads with a good man going to war, 
I’d go with Classic Who if I wanted hour long plots, just ones that’re less of a bore, 
You’d think the brothers would know how to beat me, having ripped-off X-Files, 
You’re both still at odds with the law; I have entire armies on my side! 
=== Supernatural: ===
(1:47)
You’re one to talk, doc. You Wood be Torched on sight given the chance, 
Your companions are quite disturbing, always trying to get into your pants! 
And man, why is each of them needlessly more important than the last? 
Dragging these nobodies around, then, whoops, they suddenly go and save your ass? 
Sherlock would really need that, he’s been falling both from heights and from fame, 
And the death of one of his two boyfriends seems to have just left him insane, 
We’re always saving people, and hunting things; it’s the family business!
So carry on, my wayward sons ‘a bitches! I don’t understand that reference… 
=== Sherlock: ===
(2:08)
Bored! Sherlock! What? At least try to give these blokes a proper diss, 
They're not worth my time, with their tiny little minds. Just go blog about our win, 
They're a three-diss problem. Okay, if you do it, I'll shave my mustache, 
...alright, shut up! Everyone, just shut up! I'm about to bust raps, 
The only thing supernatural here is how these grim brothers are still on air. Boring! 
Repeating the same stories over and over, constant resurrections like Rory! 
I'm sure the Doctor is used to being da-licked in a war, has been for centuries, 
Because really, if you wanted an easy win, you should’ve gone with Elementary, 
=== Doctor Who: ===
(2:30)
You’ve got a God Complex? Never thought I’d meet an unimportant person in my life! 
You wanna taunt each other being gay; meanwhile, I’ve actually got a wife! 
Sherlock best be fairly wary. Hardly a genius if you keep losing your temper, 
Shows more forgettable than a password. Run, you clever boy, and remember... 
The TARDIS wouldn’t even teleport away from you had I set it to HADS! 
Will I win this match? Spoilers… Well, I think we all know the answer to that, 
Been rocking the BBC since the 60’s, you both pale compared to this pro! 
So just know, you couldn’t hope to flow to my show! Geronimoooo! 
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WHO WON?
Supernatural
Sherlock
Doctor Who
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