HMS Troutbridge 2024

We can neither confirm nor deny that there is video evidence of a new version of The Navy Lark, being filmed in January 2024.
https://youtu.be/iajwn7-lj_4
HMS Chiddingfold has been renamed Troutbridge.
HMS Bangor has been renamed Banged-Up.
Their insurance claim incident report will make interesting reading ... "I was reversing into a parking space that wasn't there"
To be submitted via the web page at Portsmouth:
https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/khm/portsmouth/safety-and-regulations/report-an-incident
Nominations please for the "new crew" ... perhaps these?
* Sub-Lieutenant Phillips to be played by David Mitchell or Jack Whitehall?
* CPO Pertwee by Rob Brydon or Gregor Fisher?
* "Fatso" Johnson by Lee Mack or John Sessions?
For a "family connection" (via Porridge), perhaps we can include Kevin Bishop (a.k.a Nigel Norman Fletcher, grandson of Norman Stanley Fletcher)