Episode 68

== Sand Elf Team Rocket Steals Our Gnome ==
* Barkley, Olivia, and Godfrey talk about plans for tomorrow and how to track down the Black Cat and find Anxucotl as well as the morality of assassination. Lucius is MIA. Vahlka is... tired and coming down from the fit she threw during chatzy so she stays in her room. 
* We all go to sleep. Lucius has not come back from shopping.
* In the middle of the night, someone shows up in Olivia and Barkley's room, casts Sleep on Barkley and grabs her. Leaping out the window. Olivia yells to wake everyone up - runs to Vahlka's room and dimension doors Vahl to the roof. Godfrey flies out the window. All of us are in our pajamas. We spot a drow woman with Barkley's sleeping form tucked under one arm. 
* We chase the woman over the roof tops and go into a skill challenge. We quickly discover the woman and any spot within 10ft of her are covered in an antimagic field. We chase her into a warehouse and descend down a staircase into a Team Rocket Dungeon.
* We charge through the Team Rocket Dungeon, stumbling into gelatinous cubes, polymorph, and reduce traps as we go. Olivia gets turned into a very tiny wolf. We eventually find our way into the chamber Lucius scried on earlier. Inside are several figures: The Black Cat, Boris, Magpie, Sauvere, and Katya.
* Barkley is vehemently arguing with Magpie, who it is revealed to the rest of the party is Barkley's mother. Magpie is insisting that Barkley needs to go back home to a small town in the Elder Woodlands and is far too young to be involved in all this. Barkley is vehemently opposed to this. Olivia kind of panics at the idea of Barkley leaving. Vahlka is very torn about the idea.
* The Black Cat leaves and ignores Vahlka's questions when she asks why Boris is here. Katya explains that The Black Cat has ordered the Claws of Bastus to keep an eye on her and that The Black Cat found the spider on the black market and purchased him.
* Katya explains her antimagic stuff. Vahlka tells her to shut up and demands some more answers from Magpie.
* The party argues with Magpie for a bit, making little headway in convincing her to not try and take her daughter home. Magpie believes we're too violent and dangerous for Barkley to keep company with us. (she's right.) Godfrey makes things worse by explaining exactly what we've been through. Barkley demands answers from her mother but is given very little. Barkley implies that it was Vahlka's fault they ended up in the Vastlands - and guiltadin does her sad thing.
== Recording ==
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== Chat Log ==
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