Pregnant Rainbow Dash (Preggy Dash)

Pregnant Rainbow Dash, or known simply as Preggy Dash, is a strange entity hailing from the land of Shithead. Actually, nobody really knows where the hell she came from. Most people assume Ponyville, because, well, fuckin ponies thats why.
Her and Rainbow Dash are separate beings, as they have been seen in the same room together once. It is unknown how Preggy Dash came into existence, though it is speculated that she was created by Satan himself to stop the real Rainbow Dash. This is most likely true, as Preggy Dash is quite dangerous, and is even considered a spawn of Satan to many, many people. She is permanently pregnant, and it is unknown who impregnated her, as you can tell by the image, she has no idea who the father is. She didn't squeeze out the baby, however. She can't.
Many assume the father of her permanent fetus is possibly Andrew Zimmern, though this has been proven false many, many times. And yet people still think it's true, what the fuck. Dumbasses don't know what they're talking about. There are many strange facts about Preggy Dash, as she is a very strange entity herself.
* As mentioned before, she is permanently pregnant. She will never squeeze out the baby.
* You know her fetus? It's an M&M fetus.
* She has killed people before, though she hasn't been caught, somehow.
* She has a foot fetish.
* She sucks.
* She screams alot.
* She is sexually attracted to the Pillsbury Doughboy, as shown below, in her inspirational quote from My Little Pony Season 8.
Many people have spotted this creature lurking around cities, dark alleyways, abandoned stores, etc. If you see this entity lurking around in your area, please dial 911 immediately and get to safety, where she cannot hurt you. She has been known to be very, very dangerous, so please, be careful. She has also been known to appear in people's dreams when they sleep at night, so if you witness her in one of your dreams tonight, please seek professional help immediately, as she may appear in many more. Kind of like those M&Ms Kark keeps dreaming about. What the fuck.