I Don't Know But I've Been Told

"I Don't Know But I've Been Told" is a song from the Muppet Babies episode, "Grandpa Camp". The Muppet Babies sing it as they teach Statler and Waldorf how to be grandfathers.
==Lyrics==
Left, left, left, right, left
Left, left, left, right, left
Summer: I don't know, but I've been told
Kermit: Grandpa's worth his weight in gold
Piggy: Mine gives lots of special treats
Gonzo: Mine likes cheese that smells like feet
Grandpas, grandpas
Grandpas, stinky feet
Marching and singing about grandpas
Statler: I didn't know grandpas did so much marching!
Waldorf: Yeah, I'm more of a sitting around eating snacks kind of grandpa!
(both laugh)
Kermit: My grandpa's a big old frog who sits on a rock singing banjo songs
Gonzo: My grandpa, he plays bassoon and eats dinner at three in the afternoon
Grandpas, grandpas
Grandpas, grandpas
Teaching you how to be grandpas
Category:Muppet Babies songs
Category:Disney Jr. songs