Barnacle Bill's home pregnancy test

Marge uses this home pregnancy test on the episode "I Married Marge" after she began to suspect that she may have been pregnant with her and Homer's fourth child -- Marge was a little disappointed that he didn't buy a more well-known/renowned brand, but Homer claims to have gotten this particular brand because the box came with a free corncob pipe.
The box's directions for the test read: "Ahoy maties, if the water turns blue, a baby for you. If purple ye see, no baby thar be." After Marge took the test but her results turned pink instead blue or purple, she looked at the box again and saw, "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail."
After reading this, Marge went to go see Dr. Julius Hibbert, the family's primary physician, to have an official pregnancy test done. When she finally gets home from her appointment, Marge reveals to Homer (and, by extension, their kids) that she's not pregnant, which she and Homer are relieved by and ecstatic about.
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