The Haunted Bedpan

The Haunted Bedpan was a comedic hin opera, a typical genre among halflings, also well liked by dwarves and gnomes.
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The story of The Haunted Bedpan was full of toilet humor and revolved around an enchanted bedpan that captured emotional and dramatic moments in the lives of those who used it. The item magically replayed those events it "clung" to, always audibly and comically misinterpreting the previous users' recordings. The Haunted Bedpan caused chaos among the opera's characters. Despite its name, the Haunted Bedpan was not actually used as a bedpan on stage.
Many actors who performed the opera were reportedly flush with pride over it.
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Category:Operas
Category:Musical works
Category:Items from Faerûn
Category:Items from Toril
Category:Halfling items