Mob Rules/Quotes

:Ned Flanders: That video game's gonna turn every kid in town into Stabby Sams, and Drive-By Bettys.
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==Lisa Simpson==
===Attacking enemies - Riot Cops===
*Both sides are wrong but yours is more so!
*You sir, are a baboon!
*With my sax, I'll make you feel the blues!
*Learn from your mistakes and stay down!
*Eat it pig!
*I am the lizard queen!
*This is out of character. Normally, I respect authority.
*You probably also caught my brother Bart.
*Don't put this on my permanent record!
*The chief will have your badge for this.
*Should have called for backup!
===Attacking enemies - Grand Theft Scratchy fans===
*Teenagers are stupid.
*Should have stayed in school!
*You've been beaten by a nerd, pass it on!
*Who's popular now?
*You just had your head kicked in by the power of ideas.
*Now you can be intimidated by more than just my IQ.
*I'm the brains AND the brawn!
==Marge Simpson==
===Idle===
*I can let everyone do whatever I want and it's not even Mother's Day!
*I feel like the Bill of the Mob!
*I'm going to give that Mayor a piece of my mind.
===Ordering her mob===
*Give it what for!
*Scrub it out!
*Smash it out!
*Tear it down!
*Slice and dice it!
*Show it who's boss!
*Destroy it!
*Break it!
*Trash it!
*Wipe it out!
*Break their will!
*Beat the violence out of them!
*Let see show those parts!
*Unbreak those parts!
*C'mon!
===Recruiting members===
*Power to the people!
*Let's go people!
*Cmon everyone!
*OK everyone!
*Gather around!
*Gather up!
*You! Get over here!
*Hey you!
*Join me!
*Let's go!
*Strength in numbers!
*Are you with me?
*Who's with me?
*Let's do it!
*March together!
*Come with me!
*Follow me!
*Follow my lead!
*Over here!
*Together we fight!
===Attacking enemies - Riot Cops===
*You're just jealous!
*Not a chance!
*Where's your mob? Oh, I guess you don't have one.
*Where's your God now?
*Why don't you go back to Stupidtown?
*In your face!
*There's more kicking where this came from!
*I wouldn't get up.
*Kick tushie!
*Oh, I've had tougher struggles with a pie crust.
===Attacking enemies - Grand Theft Scratchy fans===
*Go towards the light,
*Uh oh! I put my foot in your mouth!
*That's gonna leave a boo-boo.
*Playtime's over!
*No mercy!
*Nap time!
*Respect your elders.
*It's past your bedtime!
*Want me to kiss it better?
*No child left behind.
==Mob members==
===Roaming around===
====Ned Flanders====
* I don't understand why a mouse can be so demeaning to women.
*I know we're a bloodthirsty mob but do we have to smell like one?
*To get myself worked up I'm gonna pound a few rootbeers!
*I haven't been this riled up since the Gap started running ads with dancing
*After the death march, everyone's invited to casa Flanderini for tea and muffins.
==== Snake Jailbird ====
* Hey! Over here! Let me out!
===Joining the mob===
====Apu Nahasapeemapetilon====
* In America, I have the freedom to choose to be a pawn!
* A businessman gets involved in his unruly community!
====Abraham Simpson====
* Since I'm President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, why not your mob?
* Who are you people and why am I so wrinkled?
====Seymour Skinner====
* A mob, eh? Well, I am susceptible to group-think!
* There's no justice like angry mob justice.
====Carl Carlson====
* You don't get anywhere in life by not joining things!
* I'm not much of a follower, but I'll do whatever you want.
====Ned Flanders====
* Hi-diddly-ho, fellow anarchists!
* Hi, I'm Ned Flanders. I'm good at stabbing.
* Tickle me pink to join your street gang.
* I hope you all consider joining my book burning club.
====Barney Gumble====
* I'll join if I can pay the initiation fee in scrap metal.
* The first step in joining an angry mob is acceptance.
====Cletus Spuckler====
* As long as what to do so my brain can stop thinking.
====Waylon Smithers====
*I'll be happy to join such an inclusive mob.
====Julius Hibbert====
*I'll join as long as I don't have to fill out any annoying family history forms. 
====Groundskeeper Willie====
*Ah, thank ye! You're making an illegal immigrant very happy!
*Okay. But I'm not cleaning up after the riot.
====Edna Krabappel====
* I'm single, looking, and have no standards!
* Eh, this can be my excuse to get out of a second date with Lenny.
====Moe Szyslak====
*Another mob, huh? You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
====Horatio McAllister====
*Happy to come on board, me mateys.
====Timothy Lovejoy====
* I come to this deadly mob with open arms and open heart.
* Old Testament God approves of me joining the mob.
====Professor Frink====
*Feel free to input me into the algorithm of your mob but don't kill me.
===Attacking enemies===
====Carl Carlson====
* Please don't judge my race on this!
* And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!
* Wu-hey. Now I can add beatdowns to my resume.
* Destruction!
* Come apart!
* I'M CARL!
====Waylon Smithers====
* I'm a top!
* I'll marry who I want!
====Julius Hibbert====
* What Hippocratic Oath?
* The doctor is in!
* This is how we do it at Yale!
*Aaaaah!
*He he he he he.
====Ned Flanders====
* I was taught to burn your other cheek!
* Warriors cannot pray.
* Let's get this Rapture started!
* Say hello to my little friend baby Jesus!
* Hi-diddly-ho!
* Feel my wrath, neighbour-ino!
* I'm gonna send you to a better place!
* Take that!
* Amen!
*I'm in an Old Testamen kinda mood!
====Edna Krabappel====
* Cougar power!
* Give me tenure!
* Spit out your gum!
====Barney Gumble====
* I'm taking it out on you!
* I forget why I'm angry!
* It's not me punching you, it's my fists!
* I'm gonna make you feel how I look!
* Stupid thing!
====Apu Nahasapeemapetilon====
* I'm going to make you Squishee!
* Better luck in your next life!
* Say Ganesh!
* It looks it's time for me to arrange a funeral.
====Groundskeeper Willie====
* Now who's the smelly janitor?!
* I'll kick ye in yer bagpipes!
* Willie's good at mopping a puke and kicking arse!
* For the love of Nessie!
* To Hell with thee!
====Timothy Lovejoy====
*The meek shall inherit my fist!
*Repent, jerk!
====Abraham Simpson====
* Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them!
* Stupid hippies!
* Give me a senior discount!
* Incoming!
====Snake Jailbird====
* Dude, hold still so I could punch you!
* Prepare for a gnarly stabbing!
* Adios amigo!
====Professor Frink====
* Kiss my black hole!
* I know karate!
====Moe Szyslak====
* I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
* Who's laughing now?!
* I'll dance on your grave!
====Horatio McAllister====
*I Christen thee dead meat!
====Kent Brockman====
*Goodnight, and bad luck!
====Otto Mann====
* Helter shelter!
* Boy bands!
* Lend me money!
* Stay behind the white line!
====Selma Bouvier====
*Fighting is as good a way as any to meet people.
==== Krusty the Clown ====
* Drive Canyonero!
* Do I amuse you?!
* Are you laughing on the inside?!
===Obeying an order===
=== Ned Flanders ===
* Hi-diddly-ho!
* To get myself worked up I'm gonna pound a few rootbeers!
* Take that!
* I can't believe our children hate us for our freedom.
====Edna Krabappel====
* I don't mind getting my hands dirty. They're not my best feature.
* I make problems and objects go away.
* Why you little.
*Edna smash!
* I'll give them a lesson in pain.
* Aaaaah!
==== Julius Hibbert ====
*Aaaaah!
*Fore!
*Scalped!
*Suture!
====Carl Carlson====
* Uhuh. When I'm through, they'll know who Carl is! The black one.
* I'll make it disappear faster than a mojito on Hump Day!
====Professor Frink====
* I will defeat my foes with superior intellect and a good deal of slapping!
* Atta-cking!
* I'll ruin this like every scene Dean Martin was ever in!
* Oh, intelligent design!
=== Moe Szyslak ===
* Who's laughing now?!
*Hyaaaah!
====Otto Mann====
*Death metal!
====Apu Nahasapeemapetilon====
* Gandhi was non-violent enough for everyone!
* Maybe Vishnu will lend me some of his many hands.
====Cletus Spuckler====
*I'll fix that up quicker than you can shake a cat's tail.
*Oh, fer the love of possum...
====Selma Bouvier====
*Arrivederci!
==== Otto Mann ====
* When I'm done with it, there'll be nothing left but blowhole!
==== Barney Gumble ====
* Stupid thing!
* It's not me punching you, it's my fists.
* Yeaaaagh!
* Stop looking at me!
==== Horatio McAllister ====
* Yearrgh.
==== Krusty the Clown ====
* Drive Canyonero!
==== Kent Brockman ====
* I make the news!
===Completing an order===
====Ned Flanders====
* This must be what heaven feels like, kinda underwhelming.
* I feel as pure as a virgin.
* Happy happy joy joy.
*Maybe we can go harass Eminem next!
====Apu Nahasapeemapetilon====
* We give mobs a good name!
* GOAAAAAAAAAAAL. We've reached our GOAAAAAL.
====Julius Hibbert====
* Kwanzaa came early!
* Just call me Doctor Feelgood!
=== Moe Szyslak ===
* I feel like a princess!
* And make it sexy...
=== Cletus Spuckler ===
* Yes! Yokel power!
===Waiting===
====Moe Szyslak====
* Uh, I can't wait much longer. I ain't wearing sun-screen, and I don't take no chances with my skin.
* Uh, how much longer? I may not have a family, but that don't mean I ain't got pride.
====Professor Frink====
* I don't think Newton's mob made him wait, but fine.
* Oh my robot's going to kill me if I don't get home for the dinner and the dishes and the "how was your day dear?"
====Edna Krabappel====
* Let's go! At my age, if I don't use it, I lose it!
* I'm used to waiting by a phone, but I guess here will do.
* Can we hurry this up? Both my biological and real clock are ticking!
* I've waited years for Seymour, I suppose I could give you a few minutes.
====Barney Gumble====
* Please hurry! Time is not on my side!
* I hope this doesn't take much longer. It's Chowder night at the soup kitchen.
====Groundskeeper Willie====
* It's almost 4:20 and that's Willie's time!
* I want to get home and watch Trainspotting. I hear it is a love letter to Scotland.
====Otto Mann====
* Hurry up! My buzz is fading!
* It ain't a big deal but I'm late for my Van Halen audition.
====Lenny Leonard:====
*Hurry it up. I got TV to watch, nap to take.
*Can we move this along? I gotta pee for the last hour.
====Ned Flanders====
* While we're still in our sixties.
* Patience, Neddy, patience.
====Cletus Spuckler====
* I'll use the time to catch up on my mouth-breathin'.
* I can't tell no time, but approximately, we're gonna be done here in 6 months.
* Er... Brandine's gonna kill me if I don't get home. I ain't got her pregnant in a week.
====Julius Hibbert====
* If I miss any appointments, I'll have to charge myself!
* Wasting time is a no laughing matter! A-heh-heh-heh!
====Timothy Lovejoy====
*How much longer? A model trainset ain't gonna enjoy itself!
====Carl Carlson====
*Uh, some of us have pilates in the morning!
*Hope we wrap up soon. It's gonna take me a while to catch a cab.
==Enemies==
===Grand Theft Scratchy Protestors (heard from the distance)===
*V for violence! V for violence!
*We want violence! We want violence! We want violence!
*A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste! A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste!
*Anarchy always! Naps never! Anarchy always! Naps never!
*Not the boss of us! Not the boss of us!
*No supervision! No supervision!
*What do we want? Violence! When do we want? Now! What do we want? Violence! When do we want? Now!
*All we are saying, is giving vice a chance! All we are saying, is giving vice a chance!
===Riot Cop===
*Go back to Russia!
*Why can't these hippies just let people live in peace?
***** this videogame war!!
*I hope you choke on your cause!
*Memo to hippies: Everyone hates you!
*I'm trying new lemon-scented tear gas!
*Look! It's Bob Dylan! Psyche! 
*I smell overtime!
*It's all about the rubber bullets!
*Protest this!
*Nice hair, stupid!
*Please remain ruly.
*Taste club!
*How do they expect kids to learn how to maim?
*Oh, my beating arm's a little sore today.
*Disperse where I can see you!
*Let the children play, they're sick twisted videogames.
===Ralph Wiggum===
*My game doesn't taste right.
*This game is my new babysitter. I like it better than my old babysitter, Big Mutha Truckers.
*I wanna pick your nose!
===Martin Prince===
*Oh dear!
*If whoever wedgied me would please step forward, I promise I won't press charges.
*Tonight we dine in ****!
*Any last words?
*I'm sure when I'm a successful adult, all my childhood humiliations won't matter anymore. 
===Nelson Muntz===
*This is for not worrying about more important things!
*I'm the product of a broken system!
===Kearney Zzyzwicz===
*Here's a little something I learnt in 'nam!
*You adults just don't get it!
*Video games are cool, but it's hard to beat Sunday brunch with The Times.
===Uter Zorker===
*If I do not make it, please consume my body in the traditional way.
*Prepare for an international incident!
*I will make sugar with your bones.
=== Sherri or Terri ===
* I heard everyone hates me!
===Eddie===
*Eddie likes to hurt people.
*You want to come back here. I want to go to Cleveland. Neither's gonna happen, okay?
===Lou===
*That mob is going down!
*Uh, some day I'll tell you the truth about back here, but for now I just have to say good day.
*Time for Lou to bring peace!
===Clancy Wiggum===
*Nothing to see here. Move along.
*You can't come back here! But that doesn't mean there isn't anything back here, because that's just crazy.
*Leave me alone, I just lost the eating contest.
*(Over Megaphone) Hey, if anyone sees my keys, I think I dropped them over there!
*(Over Megaphone) Wow, is it riot season already?
*(Over Megaphone) Don't make me come over there. Okay, you've called my bluff.
*(Over Megaphone) Gee, kids and adults fighting. This city's really gone to ****.
*(Over Megaphone) Hey, I'm testing the range of this megaphone! If you can hear me, keep brawling. Great, thank you!
*(Over Megaphone) Hey, those people are fighting! Someone call 911!
*Ah, you can't come back here because...there's gonna be a surprise party for you... and it isn't ready yet. Yeah, yeah.
*Gee, it would be a shame if an unruly mob destroyed that statue.
*(To Marge) That housewife is going down!
*(Over Megaphone) Eddie, Lou, there's fighting over there. We gotta hide!
*(Over Megaphone) Hey Eddie, give me the video camera. Maybe we can sell this to the news!
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