The Smoking Peanut but Mr. Krabs doesn't steal the egg

An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants But it's something different every episode
* [The episode starts at the Bikini Bottom Zoo.]
* Narrator: Ah... the Bikini Bottom Zoo is having its annual Free Day. Free balloons...
* [Jimmy gives Monroe a balloon but Mr. Krabs, disguised in a mustache, steals all the balloons from him.]
* Narrator: Free drinks...
* [Mr. Krabs comes by and fills up a huge barrel.]
* Narrator: Free light bulbs?
* [Mr. Krabs unscrews a light bulb from a path light and puts it into his pants just as the police arrive and become suspicious of him.]
* Mr. Krabs: Aha! Top of the mornin', boys! [Laughs nervously] Whew! Next stop: gift shop.
* [Mr. Krabs runs into the gift shop, then SpongeBob and Patrick walk by wearing zoo hats.]
* SpongeBob: There it is... Oyster Stadium. Not only do they have the largest oyster held in captivity, it also does tricks!
* SpongeBob: [Like an announcer] He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air, like a cannonball!
* [SpongeBob crumples up his hat and spits it into the air and into a little fish's ice cream.]
* Patrick: Why are we hanging around watching a cheap imitation? Let's get over there!
* [The two run into the stadium]
* SpongeBob and Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives!
* [Clamu is snoring and gurgling]
* Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives? Boring.
* SpongeBob: You're right, Patrick. We came to see [Announcer voice] pearls 100 feet in the air! [normal voice] Right? I'll try my oyster call.
* [SpongeBob makes a strange noise, but he gives up, because the oyster is asleep.]
* Patrick: Well, I'm outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob.
* [Patrick walks away.]
* SpongeBob: Come on, come on, wake up already! [He pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. He looks left and right and then throws one at the oyster. The oyster stirs.] I think it's working!
* [The oyster looks around]
* SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, it's waking up!
* Patrick: Oh, boy, did I miss it?
* SpongeBob: No, the show's about to begin!
* [The oyster falls back asleep]
* Patrick: Come on!
* SpongeBob: I guess it's not in the mood today. Come on Patrick, there's other fun things to do in the zoo.
* [They walk away as the episode ends]
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