Episode 3076

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	COLD OPEN 	Maria and Luis are busy at work when all of a sudden they hear sirens outside. Just then, all the king's horses and all the king's men enter the Fix-It Shop with a box containing the remains of a broken Humpty Dumpty, and request that he be fixed (as they couldn't put him together again).
 	SCENE 1 	Humpty Dumpty, having been fixed and covered in bandages, decides to sit on a trash can instead of a wall, thinking he'll be safer if he does. He comes up with a new rhyme for his seating arrangement, but Telly tries to warn him that he's sitting on Oscar's trash can, which is not a safe place to sit. Oscar opens the lid to see what the hubbub is, and Humpty Dumpty flies off and shatters. All the king's horses and men come to sweep up the pieces and take him back to the Fix-it Shop.
 	Song 	"Would You Like to Go Over?"
 	Cartoon 	"L" for "Large" and "l" for "little"
 	Muppets 	"Let's All Exercise"
 	Cartoon 	A peacock counts 20 feathers on his tail.
 	Film 	A girl narrates a film of how pan dulce, Mexican bread, is made.
 	Cartoon 	A dog tries desperately to meow, but can only bark.
 	Cast 	Gordon sings "I Heard My Dog Bark" as Susan, Bob, Uncle Wally, and some kids make the animal sounds.
center 	Cartoon 	R for Rhinoceros (poem)Artist: Jeff Hale
 	Animation 	Beads arrange themselves into different groups and finally become a girl’s necklace.
 	Muppets 	"Cereal Girl"
 	Cartoon 	A girl imagines herself as a car that rescues fire victims.
 	Song 	Jerry Nelson sings "Don't Waste Water".
 	Cartoon 	Mother Nature shows how earthworms help trees grow.Artist: ArtistMike
 	SCENE 2 	After being put back together yet again, Humpty Dumpty decides to sit in Big Bird's nest, thinking he'll be able to share it with Big Bird. Humpty tries to use logic for his decision, saying that both birds and eggs are found in nests. Not only that, but he and Big Bird are larger than normal eggs and birds, so there shouldn't be a problem. However, Big Bird accidentally cracks Humpty when he sits on him and Telly directs the king's horses and men towards the broken egg.
 	Cartoon 	Geronimo 10-0: instead of a parachute, she is carried to the ground by four birds.
 	Film 	Some kids have a bike race by the river.
 	Cartoon 	"The Noble Ostrich", a segment about the day-to-day activities of ostriches. Includes an animated appearance by Big Bird.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	The Bellhop is told that somebody at table 18 has a phone call, and after he struggles to get to the table, he is told to take a message.
 	Muppets 	"Readers of the Open Range"
 	Cartoon 	The Typewriter: R for Rope
 	SCENE 3 	Next, Humpty Dumpty decides to sit on a tuffet since it was good enough for Little Miss Muffet. Telly tries to warn him of what happened to Miss Muffet when a spider came along, but Humpty doesn't believe a dinky little spider would do that to him. A giant spider instead approaches him, and Humpty takes another fall.
 	Cartoon 	An elephant (voiced by Marshall Efron) asks Nesbitt (voiced by Don Arioli) for directions to the zoo, but won't listen to him long enough.Artist: Janet Perlman
 	Song 	Jeff Redd sings "Between".
 	Cartoon 	Number creatures 18
 	Muppets 	In song, a boy wanders into the Animal Lost and Found, looking for his pet named Homer. The shopkeeper says, "Describe Your Pet to Me."
 	Cartoon 	L for LaughArtists: Vincent Cafarelli & Candy Kugel
 	Film 	"There's a lot to see under the sea," according to some young swimmers who narrate a poem about the ocean-dwellers they find.Music: "Kyisio Calypso" by Dermot Stewart
 	Cartoon 	A white furball catches a train going through a door marked EXIT.
 	SCENE 4 	Humpty Dumpty, heavily bandaged and cracked in more places than ever, is still able to be put back together again at the Fix-it Shop. He likes sitting on the work counter so much that he decides to stay there - but how are Maria and Luis going to fix all their toasters if he won't move? Besides, Humpty can't think of a good rhyme for "counter," so his nursery rhyme is also in jeopardy. They suggest that he could sit in a chair; he's never heard of such a thing and decides to give it a try. Maria and Luis' attempt to get him off the counter results in crash #5.
 	Animation 	A chair (voice of Martin P. Robinson) keeps bumping into things, until he finds his glasses. "See ya later!"
 	Muppets 	A family of Anything Muppets arranges themselves in different ways.
 	Cartoon 	"In and Out Crowd"Artist: Sally Cruikshank
 	Film 	The Count (in voiceover) subtracts from five to three to zero children on a park bench.
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Hoots tells Ernie to "Put Down the Duckie".Celebrity version #2; this version replaces Paul Reubens, Mookie Wilson and Keith Hernandez of the New York Mets, New York Giants, and Pete Seeger's appearance with Phil Donahue, Robert MacNeil, Barbara Walters and Gladys Knight and the Pips.
 	Animation 	Sand L/l
 	SCENE 5 	Now that Humpty Dumpty has a proper place to sit - a cozy armchair - the king's horses and men think they're no longer needed. Humpty instead changes his rhyme, which now includes a verse that invites them to lunch. Telly announces the sponsors and Maria and Luis head back to the Fix-it Shop, but once they begin to leave... CRASH! It happens again.
==Notes==
*This episode was later repeated in Season 26 as Episode 3309.
*Additional performers include David Rudman (as Lavender Kingsman), Peter Linz (as brown Kingshorse), Joey Mazzarino (as Fat Blue Kingsman and the spider), and Jim Martin (as Fat Blue Kingsman in scene 3).
*The designs of the king's horses and men are based on their initial appearance in the Sesame Street News Flash about Humpty Dumpty.
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 24