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THE THREE THE THREE THE THREE THE THREE THE THREE THE THREE THE is a TV-special by My asshole llc. It's just an edited version of Patented Skill Issue.
==Transcript==
* Mr. Rabs: Then bends, what are you doing? What's with you making something so sudden about a situation you just learned about and don't know enough about. What's with you making stupid choices you'll end up regretting in less then a year?
* Then bends: But... but it's funny! I'm funny, right!
* [Crickets.]
* Then bends: See, Mr. Rabs! Let's see you outdo that!
* Mr. Rabs: Watch this!
* [Drumroll.]
* Mr. Rabs: Airline food, what's up with that?
* [A lot of laughter.]
* Mr. Rabs: See! I'm funny and you're not!
* Then bends: This segment isn't funny!
* [Then bends grumbles.]
* Then bends: What do you think, my funny and awesome companion, Goofball? Am I funny?
* Goofball: No.
* Then bends: I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU! EVERYONE GET OUT!!!!
* [Intro plays. Cut to a shot of Evil Mr. Rabs' restaurant.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Fucking dick it! I have NO ideas on what to do! This is the bitch. 
* [He walks outside, and as he is about to mope, he sees something under the dumpster] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: "Make a Patent"? Hmm... THAT'S IT! I SHOULD PATENT THE number 3! 
* [He runs inside.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Starts writing on a piece of paper about THE number 3.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Alright, this should be up your ass enough! 
* Narrator: 5 days later... 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Wakes up inside of his home, which is a cardboard box. Yawns.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh, boy! I sure love living on an THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. Why do I keep saying bitch like that?
* [Evil Mr. Rabs sees a giant "YouTube Poop" button.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Fucking dick! That's why!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs clicks the button, making everything go back to normal.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Time to submit my patent. 
* [He goes to a bus stop.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: This should be a smooth ride!
* Narrator: Later... 
* [Cut to the bus.]
* Green SpongeBob: And now, Green SpongeBob will attempt to catch his high-flying partner, Zabtrick, while swinging from the strap of death. 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What's going on? I just want to get my patent submitted! 
* Zabtrick: [swings on the bus strap, and falls on an old ladies lap] 
* Squidward: Lady, get that horrible thing off your lap! 
* Old Lady: I'll do no such thing! He's my emotional support animal. Oh, yes, aren't you? 
* Zabtrick: [Purring.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: That's it! I'll travel on foot! 
* [He steps out the bus, and gets a Discord notification.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I swear, if that idiot Quackers doesn't stop pining me-
* [He opens up Discord, but it's just Mick Mangles.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Mick. Mangles. Is. Suspended. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Mick. Mangles. Is suspended. Why? Hm. Let’s see.. could it be because you love to upload copyright cartoons? Like Mario(s), like uh.. Simpsons. Anything dealing with Nintendo or Fox, you love uploading cartoons. And, uh, this is a part of the “YTPMV” which is the Youtube Poop Movement. And what the Youtube Poop Movement is, is they think it is funny to take animations from TV shows and remix them and create them as their own. And that is why you are suspended. And it is for a good reason! His new channel is ‘McMaNGOSAlt’ and that channel will soon be suspended. WHY? Because you are re-uploading those stupid Youtube Poop cartoons with Homer Simpson- (CHUCKLE) smoking weed. Mario Brothers- dude! You are.. a little boy! Who has nothing better to do than upload crap, and THAT is keeping it real!
* Narrator: Many Laters Later...
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Thanks for letting me borrow this fat fuck. 
* Baku: Don't call me that! Just for that, you're going nowhere!
* [Baku kicks Evil Mr. Rabs really, really far away.]
* Kuromi: You idiot! I was gonna get paid-
* [Kuromi pulls out 15 bucks.]
* Kuromi: 15 bucks to do that. Oh, well. Time to make money the old way.
* [Kuromi gets out a cardboard sign. It says "SEX FOR MONEY. $20. Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: At least things can't get any-
* [Evil Mr. Rabs is crushed by a giant anvil.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: This sucks! I quit!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs walks off the screen.]
* Narrator: Later...
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Gee, how long has it been since I quit? I feel like I've been walking 5 hours now.
* [He sees The US Patent Office.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: The US Patent Office! 
* [He jumps through the window, and attempts to get his patent accepted.] 
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I... I'd like to get my patent for the number 3 out.
* Government Person: You can't copyright a number.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Yes, I can! I'll get it done! Then one day, you will bow before me! Muhahahahah!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs is crushed sideways by a giant anvil.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Where am I?
* Aestheticwave92: You don't know?
* [Shot of Bajookeland. Tympup A.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Bajookieland?
* [Lap Steel plays. The end.]
== Trivia ==
* This episode was made because of The Three Movie.
* Then. Bends. Is. Suspended. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then. Bends. Is suspended. Why? Hm. Let’s see.. could it be because you love to upload copyright cartoons? Like Mr. Rabs, like uh.. The Three. Anything dealing with SpongeBob or Ted 2, you love uploading cartoons. And, uh, this is a part of the “SBFW” which is the SpongeBob Fucking Wart. And what the SpongeBob Fucking Wart is, is they think it is funny to take names from TV shows and remix them and create them as their own. And that is why you are suspended. And it is for a good reason! His new channel is ‘Then bends ALT’ and that channel will soon be suspended. WHY? Because you are re-uploading those stupid Mr. Rabs cartoons with Ghetto Mr. Rabs- (CHUCKLE) smoking weed. SpongeBob and Kuromi- dude! You are.. a little boy! Who has nothing better to do than write crap, and THAT is keeping it real!
* This episode is 69 lines (very funny.)