Thala

Thala is an active user in SD Smash. He is known for being Russian [citation needed] and lying about being 20 years old. He had initially joined in May of 2020, and has left and rejoined multiple times since. 
== The Age Conspiracy ==
Thala initially claimed to be 20 years old. This was not met with any suspicion, until he mentioned being sent to Saturday Detention in early September. Nori had pointed out that detention is a practice that doesn't exist in college. Thala had tried to refute that by claiming his college does, but there are no known colleges that give out Saturday detentions to their grown adult students. It was suggested that Russian colleges may operate differently, but Thala foolishly corrected that statement, admitting to being American, only with Russian heritage. Days passed, and he was never able to offer any sort of explanation for this discrepancy. He later claimed that he was only joking, but the original messages do not suggest any sort of joking or sarcastic tone. It's very likely that Thala is 18 or younger.
== Heartbreak ==
On September 13th, 2021, Thala was dumped by his girlfriend. he found out on the very next day that his girlfriend had been seeing someone else. According to Thala, they had loved each other very much. Apparently not, Thala. Apparently not.
== A New Love? ==
On September 16th, Thala had found new love with a man named Ryan. The two are happily in love, and Thala even hopes to get married soon. Thala has no attachment to his previous relationship, and is excited to start fresh. 
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