Crazy Dave's Journey Through Time - 1

This story is based on Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time.
Created by Ariq1144.
==Characters==
*Crazy Dave
*Basic Zombie
*Conehead Zombie
*Buckethead Zombie
*Potato Mine
*Penny
* Dr. Zomboss
* Mummy Zombie
* Conehead Mummy
* Buckethead Mummy
* Sunflower
* Peashooter
* Wall-nut
* Ra Zombie
==Prologue==
The story of a man...
And a machine.
A Time Machine!
One day, a crazy garden genius meet his destiny.
He found a hot sauce!
And finally ate his magical taco...
But, he wants to eat it again!
So, his time traveling adventure begins...
But, is it that simple?
==Chapter 1: I Found A Hot Sauce!==
One day, at Neighborville...
*Alarm clock rings*
Crazy Dave: "Zzz- Wait, what? Oh, it's you again."
*Crazy Dave smash the alarm clock*
Crazy Dave: "Another morning with another plants and another zombies..."
*Meanwhile, at the lawn...*
Basic Zombie: "Brainz... Brainz... BRAINZ!"
Conehead Zombie: "Hey, check this out! I found this roadcone to protect my head!"
Basic Zombie: "Hey, we know that ages ago."
Buckethead Zombie: "Yeah, have you upgraded to a bucket? It's stronger than your cone."
Conehead Zombie: "Hey, at least it's not rusty like your junk bucket!"
Buckethead Zombie: "Hey! Don't call me that, ice cream cone!"
Conehead Zombie: "Shut up, painter! You do know that the red thing on your bucket is paint, right?"
Buckethead Zombie: "You shut up! Uh... Have you seen my bucket?"
Basic Zombie: "I don't know with you guys, but I'll go eat the plantz now."
Conehead Zombie: "Okay, we will go at the end. I SAY CONE'S BETTER!"
Buckethead Zombie: "No! IT'S BUCKET!"
Conehead Zombie: "I'll proof cone's better. Watch and learn!"
*Conehead Zombie go to the lawn*
A few minutes later...
Conehead Zombie: "Argh!!!"
Buckethead Zombie: "Hahaha! Hey dude, what's happen?"
Conehead Zombie: "Alright, alright! My cone is weak. But is your bucket weaker?"
Buckethead Zombie: "What! You underestimate my power of bucket. See!"
*Buckethead Zombie go to the lawn and stepped on a Potato Mine, then explode*
Buckethead Zombie: "Argh! Alright! You can have my hot sauce!"
Buckethead Zombie: "I planned to use it when I found brainz to eat! Argh!!!"
Crazy Dave: "Hmm? What's this?"
*Crazy Dave pick up the hot sauce*
Crazy Dave: "Ooh! It's a hot sauce!" *use the hot sauce on the taco*
Crazy Dave: "I've been holding onto this taco for forever!" *eats the taco*
Crazy Dave: "Oh! That was... AMAZING!"
Crazy Dave: "I want to eat THAT taco again! I need my TIME MACHINE!"
Penny: "Does somebody calls me?"
Crazy Dave: "Yeah! I want to eat my taco again!"
Penny: "Why didn't you just go and buy some more..."
Crazy Dave: "I want to eat the same taco!"
Penny: "Let me postulate, you wants to go back in time to eat your taco... again..."
Crazy Dave: "You're so smart! Now let's go after my taco!"
Then Crazy Dave and Penny time travels to go back in time to eat Crazy Dave's taco... again...
Conehead Zombie: "HAHA! I knew it! Crazy Dave with his time traveling RV will go back in time!"
Conehead Zombie: "And we'll see if he will be the only one who CAN travel in time... NOT!"
Then Conehead Zombie tell Dr. Zomboss all he saw...
Conehead Zombie: "So, Crazy Dave and his time traveling RV are..."
Dr. Zomboss: "Time traveling RV?"
Conehead Zombie: "Yep. Named Penny, are going to go back in time to get Crazy Dave's taco."
Dr. Zomboss: "He get crazier and crazier!"
Conehead Zombie: "Yeah! But what should we do?"
Dr. Zomboss: "Hmm... Well played, David. If he wants to go back in time, WE'LL go back in time too."
Conehead Zombie: "I don't get it. Since when we don't have a time machine-"
Dr. Zomboss: "Shut up! Hehe. Ghahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
== Chapter 2: The Ancient Egypt! ==
Penny: "Welcome to Ancient Egypt!"
Penny: "Please wait 4500 years for your taco to be ready... more or less."
Crazy Dave: "That doesn't smell right."
Crazy Dave: "I'm sure my taco is around here somewhere, but in the meantime..."
Crazy Dave: "These plants were made for plantin'."
Meanwhile, at the deepest tombs...
Something has been awake...
Because it smells, the smell of tasty BRAINS!
Mummy Zombie: "Sniff! Sniff! Brainz? Sniifff! Brainz!"
Conehead Mummy: "Brainz?"
Buckethead Mummy: "Brainz?"
Mummy Zombie: "BRAAINZ!!!"
Then, the tombs is full of voices, growls, and groans,
Of the hungry Mummy Zombies that has been finally awaken from their long slumber...
Crazy Dave: "Wait, did you hear that?"
Penny: "What?"
Crazy Dave: "That! It's coming from the tombs!"
Penny: "..."
Then, they see some Mummy Zombies coming at them from the tombs...
Penny: "Umm... User Dave?"
Crazy Dave: "What?"
Penny: "Did you noticed that there are Mummy Zombies coming at us?"
Crazy Dave: "Of course. I know that will happen in the first place."
Penny: "Then why are you decided to live here across the tombs?"
Crazy Dave: "You say why? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAZY!"
Penny: "Not again."
Crazy Dave: "Maybe they have the taco! Maybe they steal it from me when I wasn't not looking!"
Penny: "..."
Crazy Dave: "Let's ask them first! And see if they have the taco with them!"
Penny: "I will not do it if I were you."
Crazy Dave: "Shut up, Penny! This is not the time for hunting squirbos! This is the time for TACO!"
*Crazy Dave go near to one of the Mummy Zombies*
Crazy Dave: "Excuse me, kind sir. Did you see my taco?"
Crazy Dave: "I'm sure it's around here somewhere."
Mummy Zombie: *Growls*
Crazy Dave: "Sorry, what was that?"
Mummy Zombie: "GrarrBRAINSarblarbl!"
Crazy Dave: "What?"
Mummy Zombie: "RurrarrBRAINZ!"
Crazy Dave: "Brains? Oh, no. I'm not looking for brains. I'm looking for my taco."
Mummy Zombie: "Yourr... BRAINZ!"
Crazy Dave: "My brains? Wait, something's wrong..."
Mummy Zombie: "Grrarrr..."
Crazy Dave: "You're wearing toilet papers!"
Mummy Zombie: "Get. That. BRAINZ!!!"
The Mummy Zombies: "BRAAAINZZ!!!"
Crazy Dave: "Uh-oh. This is not good. Not good at all."
After some moment...
Penny: "What is he doing? It took him a long time."
Crazy Dave: "PENNY!!!"
Penny: "Huh?"
Crazy Dave: "WATCH OUT! THE TOILET PAPERS ARE COMING!"
The Mummy Zombies: "Mummybrainz..."
Penny: "Don't worry! I got bored while I was waiting for you, so I planted some plants."
Crazy Dave: "Oh, luckily!"
Crazy Dave: "My favorite taco holder is alright!"
Crazy Dave: "I was scared for a moment!"
Then, Sunflower produces suns for the Peashooters, Wall-nuts, and Potato Mines...
Crazy Dave: "One more mummy..."
Mummy Zombie: "Grargh!"
*A pea hit the Mummy Zombie's head, causing it to lose its head and die*
Crazy Dave: "Then, we're done!"
Penny: "That's it for today, User Dave!"
Crazy Dave: "Also, how did you plant those plants?"
Penny: "..."
Meanwhile... at the deepest part of the tombs...
Mummy Zombie: "My lord, they have been defeated us!"
Mysterious Voice: "Hmm... Don't worry, this is just the beginning."
Mummy Zombie: "They have those pesky plants that are protecting them!"
Mysterious Voice: "I know."
Mummy Zombie: "So, what should we do now?"
Mysterious Voice: "Hmm... You!"
Ra Zombie: "Who, me? Ra!"
Mysterious Voice: "Yes, you. You have the ability to steal suns, right, Ra Zombie?"
Ra Zombie: "Yes. Raa..."
Mysterious Voice: "Excellent. Then go and get me their brains tomorrow."
Ra Zombie: "Why tomorrow, my lord? Ra!"
Mysterious Voice: "We will plan something tonight."
Ra Zombie: "Good plan, my lord! Ra! Ra! Ra!"
To be continued...
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