The Crack in the World

You don’t exist…
There’s a reason why people do not exist. The discovery of these papers would screw with me for the rest of my life. These papers describe a sort of paradox, which explains why you don’t exist, and a ritual that is needed in order to exist. Read this before you do such a thing. There’s no surviving eye witness of what happened to those who've botched it. Make sure everything you have is fresh, otherwise it will botch the ritual. Make sure you are alone…
Why things don't exist...
There is no science to explain why you don’t exist. You are within the dream of the “Being” a malevolent entity, who is despotic, who rules the entire universe. There’s no governments to stop this being. This despotic being lucid dreams all the events of the world, thus being mainly responsible for things like genocide, theft, etc. Along with that, many accounts of this being say he lost control of this universe, along with any other possible universe.
The Ritual
Therein lies the ritual. The things you need are olive oil, hot water, fresh raw steak, a knife, a noose, and a notebook. First you must cut a small hole in your finger, then afterwards put the blood in the hot water. Afterwards mix it with olive oil. Now you must get another person, and cut their face, leaving scars on their face. While you cut their face, do it in a writing motion. If they dare to scream slice a triangle like shape onto their face, as the person dared to be unworthy. Write down your results into the notebook and chant:
"Unworthy souls"
"Punishment"
"Immortality"
"Judgement"
When chanting this make sure your knife, is still cutting into their face. The unworthy souls will soon regret what they did... to you...
Grab your raw steak and place blood on it, and the olive oil. Afterwards, cut it into slices. After that, feed it to the unworthy soul who had deserved the cuttings. Do not speak while you prepare this part of it, or you will become unworthy of becoming real. No eye witness of what happened to those who've failed this ritual have appeared. After you've done everything to the steak, serve it to them raw, and place the noose around their neck. Now a small bit of acting comes to play here. You must pretend what you've done to them never happened, and act friendly towards them. While they eat the raw steak, carve writings with your knife into their arm. 
After all of this is done, move on to the second ritual. You will become real after the second ritual.
Second Ritual
This time you will need a noose, a wine cup, a knife, and finally a sticky note. Your first step is to create a large cut into your skin, and to pour the blood into the wine cup. Afterwards you must give the wine cup filled with blood to your partner doing this ritual. He/she must drink the blood, while you place the second noose around their torso region(preferably the hips), and chant "Your Blood will satisfy our desires to become real," and "Broken this simulation is we will BREAK free!" After the chanting, write on the sticky note, "Sorry, Partner" and place it on your partner. Afterwards impale their shoulders. Then the rituals are complete.
The World
After the events of the rituals, you and your partner will have your visions become blurry, as the sky turns red, and changes to a purple tint. All people in the world will disappear from sight. Despite this, you will hear them. You and your partner should hide from the outside world, as both of you will be forced into a fear of the outside world. This fear will cause the entities to chase you. You will fear everything for the next 24 Hours, after that you become transported into a world that's REAL.
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