Ho Ho Oh God

Ho Ho Oh God is the 64th episode of Wait Wut and the 24th episode of season three.
== Transcript ==
(The short opens with Santa flying on his sleigh at night.)
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! 
(Cut to a child's bedroom in Bikini Bottom. They look out his window to see Santa's shadow pass the moon.) 
Child: Mommy! Mommy! Look, Santa! 
(The child's mom enters.) 
Mom: You're right! I sure hope nothing bad happens to him. 
(Cut to a fish climbing up to the top of a watchtower. They ring a bell, looking worried.) 
Fish: Alien attack! Alien attack! 
(More bottomites leave their houses and look up to Santa in the sky, worried.) 
Fish 2: Oh my God! He's right! 
Fish 3: Someone do something! 
Fish 4: Shoot it down! 
(Pan over to several fish standing next to Old Man Jenkins inside a canon.) 
Fish 5: Look, it's Cannonball Jenkins! 
Cannonball Jenkins: Bombs away! 
(Cannonball Jenkins fires himself into the sky. Cut back to Santa in his sleigh.) 
Santa: Ho ho- (he notices Cannonball Jenkins and screams) oh God! 
(Cannonball Jenkins knocks Santa out of the sky.) 
Mom: oh no something bad happened to him 
Cannonball Jenkins: I knew nothing good would come for city folk and their flying machines! 
Child: wait wut 
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