Patrick Wears White After Labor Day

Patrick Wears White After Labor Day is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(An electric eel is standing in the middle of Bikini Bottom with a camera crew in front of her.)
Electric eel: Hi there. I'm Joan Slithers, and this is FashionWatch!
(Patrick, wearing a white t-shirt, passes by Joan Slithers.)
Joan Slithers: Oh, goodness, no! (stops Patrick) You, sir, are a fashion disaster!
Patrick: Why?
Joan Slithers: Because white after labor day is just so tacky!
Patrick: Why?
Joan Slithers: Why? I don't know why.
Patrick: Why?
Joan Slithers: I don't write the rules of fashion, I just enforce them!
Patrick: Why?
Joan Slithers: Because that's my job!
Patrick: Why?
(Twenty minutes later...)
Joan Slithers: ...and that's when I dropped out of college to pursue a career in fashion. You know, you're a really good listener. (bats fake eyelashes) Are you taken?
Patrick: No, I'm Patrick.
Joan Slithers: Neptune, how many times will the writer use that joke?
(The writer appears out of nowhere and punches Joan Slithers in the face.)
Writer: As many times as I need to, woman!
(What a twist!)
(Patrick: Why?)
(Hey, get out of the action parentheses!)
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