Pick Up Lines

Rin took it upon herself to create and publish a book for the sole purpose of teaching how to pick up each and every student at Ascension Academy because, in her own words, no one knew how to pick up people beforehand.
=Pick up lines for dummies 101=
==Ignis==
You’re like a cat, you’re aMEOWzing!
If you ever spin a web again, let me know, because I’d be that caught fly anyday.
Are you a desert? Because your hair is like the sand.
The exposure of your cores to me makes my core temperature rise.
I know you can see the future, so tell me, what do our future children look like?
You’re named after a basic snack, but to me, you’re as tasty as a buffet.
You don’t need a knife to make my heart bleed, your beauty already does that.
==Crystal Thorn==
You’re like an Urplum, but you numb my heart like a Starleaf.
You don’t need your glasses to see how handsome you are.
Your hair is as white as the heavens above, and your ears are the ladders to them.
Are you a flower? Because I’d smell you.
If you were an onion soup, I’d lick you up.
I’d get lost in your hair, it’s as blue as the ocean.
==Ardent Veil==
Even though you’re a know-it-all, you forgot one thing. You’re beautiful.
You may be a strawberry, but I’d eat you any day.
They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but only Cari is the one for me.
Crystals and Rock can sparkle and shine, but they’ll never shine as bright as the future of you and I.
Evershine wine? You can be evershine mine.
It’s good that you have that shield on your back, because I didn’t come with any other protection.
==Vanguard==
You’re like a vicious puppy, evil on the inside, but adorable on the out.
Your hair is as radiant as the sunset upon our academy beaches. Too bad you can’t see it for 
yourself.
You may have a cold personality, but your warm heart can heat up the coldest of winter days.
Your fire burns bright, but not as bright as the fire in my eyes everytime I see you.
You say you’re from hell, but all I see is an angel when I look at you.
Is that a flower on your head or are you just happy to see me?
==Gallery==
Rin with her Pick Up Lines Book.png|Rin holding her book
Chipz and Rin reading the Pick Up Lines Book.png|Chipz reading the book together with Rin
Chipz Testing out the Pick Up Lines Book on Hannah.png|Chipz testing out if the book works on Hannah
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