Under or Over

"Daddy," my son asks as I tuck him into bed, "can you see if there's monster under my bed?"
I laugh, playing along with him. I get on my knees, and I look under my son's bed.
Under the bed is my son, shaking in fear. He slowly looks at me and says, "Daddy, I think there's a monster on top of my bed..."
Category:Monsters
Category:Micropasta