The Unlucky Hedgehog (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Math Test
Swift: he answers questions with his pen "Done!" he raised his paper, but he also threw his pen by accident, causing it to hit the ceiling and drop its ink on the paper
Ava: "How did that happen?"
Lunch Time
Swift: "Hello! Sorry for being late. I had to retake a Math test due to ink spilling on it."
Ava: "Well, Swift, turns out you were too slow."
There was a long line of students trying to get their food
Swift: "I'm waiting. But imagine if Dad had to be in such a long line every time he went to a restaurant."
Ava: "Be grateful he never is, as everyone just lets him cut the line due to being so grateful for what he has done to this world. Same thing applies to Mom."
Relay Race Challenge
Swift: "I'm ready for anything! I'm the son of Sonic the Hedgehog after all."
Mrs. Tweeters: "Ready, set, go!"
Swift: he runs at his top speed, but trips over a can and does a drop dash until he barely reaches the other player
Ava: "Be careful next time, Swift."
Swift: "OK!"
The same can Swift tripped on hits the baton and it rolls away to the baseball game
Ava: "Oh no! The baton! How did it-"
The batter hit the ball and ran and tripped on the baton and hit first base with his head
Batter: "Ouch!"
Baseball Coach: "Well, you're safe."
Ava: "At least the helmet saved him."
Swift: "This usually doesn't happen. Why am I cursed with bad luck today?"
Ava: "Hmm..."
Unit 3003
Ava: "Go, Hankies!"
Swift: "Go, Hankies, go!"
A Hanky got 3 outs in the eighth Inning
Ava: "Aww... no score! Well, at least they have 10 points and the Behemoths have only 3."
One Inning later...
Swift: "How did they manage to get 16 points? Why are the Hankies losing now?"
Ava: "Hmm, you are really unlucky today! What do we do about that?"
Swift: "We can do something."
Ava: "What? Cheer for the Behemoths?"
Swift: "Go, Behemoths, go!"
The Hankies bat a home run
Swift: "Woah! I think it worked!"
Ava: "Everything is more exciting when they get a Grand Slam. Don't say anything, Swift."
Swift: "OK, Ava!"
There were 3 singles hit
Ava: "Bases loaded!"
Swift: "Go, Behemoths!"
A Hankies player hits a home run
Ava: "GRAND SLAM! Enough of that, just cheer for the Behemoths."
15 Minutes Later...
Swift: "Whew! I cheered for the Behemoths so hard, they got so much bad luck, and the Hankies won due to the mercy rule!"
Ava: she high fives Swift "Wait, do you know what this means?"
Swift: "What?"
Ava: "You could exploit your bad luck for the rest of the day!"
Swift: "How?"
Ava: "Let me show you."
Luckily Unlucky Plays
Swift: “I hope Mom did not make burgers for dinner. That would be too bad for my body.”
Amy: “Well too bad, I made a burger for dinner! But it’s weird cause if that is for dinner, happy will be anybody!”
Swift: “Cool!”
Ava: “Wait a minute Swift, it’s night already! Should’ve said rest of night instead of day!”
Swift: “I remember to be ready to never be steady when using reverse psychology to get over my dismay!”
Game Shop
Swift: “I hope it’s a sale for Nala Wonderland. Don’t you dare make a sale on bad games like Drops of the Empire!”
Shopkeeper: “Sorry, Swift, but by popular demand, DOTE is getting a sale.”
Swift: “Sweet! Reverse psychology is the best!”
Ava: “It sure is.”
The two buy 3 copies of DOTE
Shopkeeper: “Why are you buying 3 copies of that game?”
Swift: “We want to give it to others as an autograph signing of fame!”
Shopkeeper: “Hey, I remember you two! You sold those Mephiles Fan Cards!”
Ava: “Making bucks out of that was not easy it was hard!”
Swift: “It’s great to be unlucky, as it’s one of those things
Where if you are smart and lucky you can exploit it to be queen or king!
This exploit has made me very positive that I am lucky to be unlucky
Now we have 3 copies we are gonna give and trade them for a rubber ducky!”
The Song Ends
Swift: “Wow! That was one of the best days ever!”
Ava: “You might want to take a look at what’s happening now.”
Eggman built a robot that combines the Scrap Brain, Sky Base, Scrambled Egg, Crystal Egg, Metropolis, Wing Fortress, Death Egg, Electric Egg, Metallic Madness, Launch Base, Flying Battery, Atomic Destroyer, Gene Gadget, Panic Puppet, and Titanic Monarch
Swift: “What the-“
Ava: “What is happening?”
Mia: “Quickly. Make a big cloud-“
Ava: “A protective bubble would be better.”
Swift: he opens one of the ends of his hammer and blows a big bubble that protects the trio and they fly to the robot
Mia: she blows gently with enough air to make the bubble expand
The three try running to the robot
Eggman: his robot blasts the 3 easily and into the Chao Rescuers’ HQ
Swift: “Wow! I am attracting bad luck everywhere, ain’t I?”
Ava: “Yeah, but let’s do what you did best today. Support the enemy!”
Cream: “Please! No!”
Swift; “Cream?” 
Cream: "Swift! Please remember that Eggman's most powerful robot ever is attacking the city!" 
Swift: "I don't care. I'm having bad luck." 
Cream: "You having bad luck does not give you a reason to support such a horrible person." 
Swift: "It does, Cream! Watch and see. Not learn because you don't have bad luck like I do. Ava, Mia, get the robot while I get a crowd to jeer for you and cheer for Eggman." 
Cream: "That's not gonna happen, Swift. It may help us win, but it's better if you say or do nothing, because your morals matter more than your intentions. In other words, the means don't justify the ends." 
Sasha: she kicks Cream 
Cream: "Sasha! But I thought we were pure friends forever!" 
Sasha: "No, Cream. I am still your number one arch-frenemy." 
Cream: "Please, Sasha! No more just being frenemies! Let's be friends! The Chaflick- no, the Culinary Cat is not using Chao meat anymore." 
Sasha: "Sorry, Cream, but Swift’s exploit of his bad luck brought him, Ava, and me fortune.” 
Swift: “Hey, Sasha! You can traverse through the city in many ways, right?” 
Sasha: “You are correct, Swift. I’ve bought foam hands, shirts, balloons, and many parade materials to help everyone cheer for Eggman. After all, if Swift’s bad luck exploit worked on helping the Hankies win the baseball game, then Swift’s bad luck exploit may work on the Eggman robot. The bad luck will be even stronger when a crowd supports Eggman along with Swift.” 
Swift: “It’s what we call Murray’s Law.” 
Cream: “So what you’re saying is that if everyone cheers for Eggman, Murray’s Law will apply to him?” 
Swift: “After all, anything that can go wrong for them will go wrong for them as long as I’m around.” 
Cream: “Yeah, but that does not excuse you, Swift.” 
Swift: he roams around the city to give the citizens parade materials themed around Eggman 
Cream: she chases Swift 
Swift: “Going to where the mayor lives.” he goes to the mayor’s home 
Cream: she runs after Swift 
Swift: he goes through a door 
Cream: she goes to that door too 
The door leads Swift and Cream to a room, but that room leads them to another room 
Cream: “Give me those pieces of merchandise from the Eggman Empire!” 
Swift: “Murray’s Law, I tell you!” 
The two enter a door that leads them to an area under the floor that leads them to run up a wall leading them to the mayor’s room 
Walt: “Swift?” 
Tania: “Why are you telling us to support Eggman? He’s literally attacking the city!” 
Swift: “Murray’s Law applies to me, so when I root for him, I can use reverse psychology on my bad luck and give HIM bad luck. That’s what I call a loophole to Murray’s Law. And how are you here, Tania?” 
Walt: “So that I can get one of her toys for free.” 
Tania: “And Swift, there’s no such thing as unnatural bad luck. We make our own-“ 
Swift: “Nature is against me, Aunt Tania. Get everyone to root for Eggman.” 
Tania: “My employees?” 
Swift: “Of course, Auntie.” 
Tania: “Why?” 
Swift: “The Bankees won the baseball game because I cheered for the Colossuses. It was a sale for Drops of the Empire instead of Nala Wonderland because I told the shopkeeper to make it a sale for the latter. And burgers were for dinner because I told Mom to give me a healthier dinner. So how about we use reverse psychology to root for who we DON’T want to win?” 
Tania: “Wow! Good point! On it!” she uses a skateboard to arrive at the Hassibling HQ “Root for Eggman! Swift wants you to root for Eggman, because Murray’s Law is applying to him! So if we support Eggman, we will trick some part of nature following Murray’s Law into thinking that Eggman’s robot being destroyed is something that would go wrong for us! What do you say?” 
The Employees of Hassibling cheer 
Tania: “Let’s cheer for Eggman! We have all the money we need to encourage others to do the same!” 
Chip Street 
Eggman: “Haha! It’s no use, hedgehogs!” 
Samantha: “Why is everyone jeering for us and cheering for you?” 
Amy: “Especially in times of crisis, why are they cheering for you, the cause of all this mayhem?” 
Eggman: “I don’t care about the why. I only care about crushing you!” he fires a giant laser at the three 
The wind blows a giant mirror so hard it landed in front of Sonic, and the laser was reflected back at Eggman 
The Death Egg head, along with the Scrap Brain was destroyed 
Eggman: he falls into the control room of Metropolis “Oh, well, I still have this.” he fires another laser at Sonic, who was running away from the lasers trying to Cyloop the bot 
Sonic: “You’re too slow, Eggman!” 
Eggman: he fires a big bomb at Sonic 
Sonic: he almost got caught in the explosion, but he successfully Cylooped the bot and stunned it 
Amy: “Good work, Sonic!” 
Swift: “Hey, Mom! Just got everyone to cheer for Eggman.” 
Amy: “What? Why?” 
Swift: “Be-“ 
Ava: she pulls Swift’s tail 
Amy: “I can’t believe this… my kids rooting for the obvious bad guy…” her eyes turned red and she lost her pupils and transformed into Raging Rose and stomped the ground and slammed it with her hammer as hard as she can 
It created an earthquake and a large oil container dropped on the road and filled the cracks caused by Raging Rose’s earthquake 
Swift: “Darn it. Oil on my face.” 
Raging Rose: “Even though I am so angry, Swift, I can’t hit you right now. I am too focused on Eggman.” 
Ava: she shoots a fireball at the oil that is filling the quake 
The oil catches fire and burns the feet (Metallic Madness and Launch Base) of the Eggman robot 
Eggman: “No! I can’t believe this!” 
Samantha: she uses Cyan Laser and dashes through the Gene Gadget and Panic Puppet legs and destroys them 
Eggman: he activates flight mode where he uses the Sky Base, Wing Fortress, and Flying Battery Zones to make the robot fly, but it failed to fly as there wasn’t enough power for either engine, so the robot dropped and the Sky Base, Wing Fortress, and Flying Battery Zones were destroyed 
Cream: she gasps “What? How did that happen? It can’t be! It- it- it-“ 
Swift: “It works, Cream. You owe me a hundred bucks.” 
Cream: “I am still very disappointed in you for abandoning your morals to do this.” 
Swift: “If I cheered for my parents and Samantha, they will get bad luck.” 
Cream: “But the power of the Chaos Emeralds will be activated.” 
Swift: “Well, power is enriched by the heart, and everyone knows that since misfortune happens everywhere I go due to Murray’s Law being harsh on me, well, at least for now, and it gets even stronger the more support I get, I got everyone to support Eggman and haze the heroes. See how effective it is now?” 
Ava: “Finally, Swift is learning! And Cream, because Swift knows that if he and everyone else cheers for the heroes and hazes the villain, then the heroes will get bad luck, and doing the opposite will cause the villain to have bad luck, wouldn’t that count as moral instead of the other way round, due to ends justify the means?” 
Cream: gasp “Whoa! Good point, Ava! I mean that’s expected because you are the little queen of common sense, but you do raise a good point.” 
Swift: “Time to cheer for Eggman!” 
Eggman’s Awesomeness Plays
Swift: “Eggman is the greatest!”
Fight him is your test…
One that you flop on and will detest!”
Ava: “Sonic is a jerk!
He can be beaten by the Egg that can lurk…
But he has no quirk…”
Melanie: “Eggman has a hard shell to crack…
He tricked Knuckles and of course the weasel Nack!”
Swift: “Amy used to be the one who always got captured, well maybe…
She’s now one of the strongest hedgehogs in this world you see?”
Ava: “But even she is no match for this egg with a hard shell!
By the way we really like Egg’s machines, can you tell?”
Switch to Final Zone music
Curd: “The pillars and the Death Egg Tech!
Susan: “He will conquer… we’re Sonic’s mockers…”
Curd: “Some blades, big arms, and a colossal Death Egg!”
Susan: “What about his… marvelous ships?”
Curd: “Wing Fortress and the Battery!”
Susan: “See ya Amy! Can’t aim at me…”
Curd: “Final Egg and the Egg Fleet!”
Susan: “He’s amazing, with me we sing…”
Everyone: “YEAH!”
Eggman’s Awesomeness Ends
Curd: “That song is back again! We’re not pranking this time, we are using Murray’s Law to our advantage!”
Cream: “I hope this works.”
Eggman’s Robot loses Scrambled Egg, Electric Egg, and Crystal Egg
Eggman: “No! One of my weapons! Gone! Now all I have left are Titanic Monarch, Atomic Destroyer, and Metropolis!” he tries shooting a giant laser at Amy, but it fails
Tails: “By the way, I am the master of the Elemental Shields now.” he uses the Flame Shield to burn more of the oil dropped to destroy the Metropolis Zone and used the Lightning Shield
Samantha: she uses her Ivory Lightning mode to help Tails with an attack
Eggman: “No! I can’t believe this!”
Sonic: he holds Samantha’s hand with Amy
A ruined building crumbles and destroys the last part of Eggman’s giant robot
Sonic: “Well, that was not as hard as I thought. And anti-climactic.”
Swift: “See, Mom? I did this to help you! None of these crazy things preventing Eggman from winning would’ve happened had I not cheered for him and hazed you.”
Amy: “What is the logic behind-“
Ava: “Murray’s Law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and Swift had this applied to him all day.”
Amy: “Well, I’ve got to say I’m impressed that you didn’t need to do actual fighting, but your reverse psychology helped us win. Sorry for getting so angry at you. But I blame you for not telling me.”
Ava: “Well, we wanted you to turn into Raging Rose for the oil plan to work.”
The people cheered for Swift
Cream: “That was actually amazing, Swift. Good job. We won by giving Eggman bad luck.”
Swift: “Thanks, Cream. And I got why you wanted to prevent me from doing so, but you know, sometimes the ends DO justify the means.”
Cream: “Remember, Swift, that’s not ALWAYS the case.”
Ava: “That’s why he said sometimes.”
Walt: “Swift, you are a genius!”
Swift: “I’m not. Ava is a genius! She came up with the whole Murray’s Law reverse psychology thing.”
Ava: “Thanks, Swift for saying I deserve all the praise!”
The people cheered for Ava and let her crowd surf
Swift: “My luck will go back to normal the next day, won’t it?”
Ava: “Very likely.”
The End!
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