DUNSTAN SONG

For April fools day 2016 DUNSTAN SONG was released. It features both Jay and Matt singing as Dunstan and Markus respectively. Inien makes a brief appearance.
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== Lyrics ==
SIR DUNSTAN WAS BORN AT THE EDGE OF SPACE﻿
TRAVELLING FROM AFAR ALL OVER THE PLAAAUAUGGH﻿
HE'S THE SWORD MASTER OF ILL REPUTE﻿
WITH ROCK HARD ABS AND IRON GLUUUTES﻿
﻿Dunstan's made of fighting clay﻿
He's always there to save the day﻿
He bakes a pretty mean souffle﻿
Sir Dunstan﻿
﻿He'll kick your teeth into the sky!﻿
You'll sit around and wish to die! (BEHUGH)﻿
You'll lay there wondering why, oh why,﻿
You picked a fight with Dunstan﻿
﻿GOT THE EYES OF A CAT AND THE BRAIN OF A MOUSE﻿
THE GOLEM'S HERE TO CLEAN THE HOEEUUURRGHHSE﻿
THE CLAY GENERAL WITHOUT REDEMPTION﻿
I got nothing on that one. Shit!﻿ Hahahaha, ah!
﻿THE EYES OF A CAT AND THE FISTS OF A SHARK﻿
SIR DUNSTAN ALWAYS LEAVES HIS MAAUURRRK﻿
THE TRAVELLER FROM A FAR OFF TIME﻿
I'VE ARRIVED AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIIMME﻿
Sir ﻿Dunstan's made of fighting clay﻿
He's always there to save the day﻿
His one-man-play is just okay﻿
Sir Dunstan (WURRH)﻿
﻿He'll kick your teeth into the sky!﻿
You'll sit around and wish to die! (...BUHHR)﻿
And sit there wondering why, oh why﻿,
You picked a fight with Dunstan﻿
(Markus and Inien speaking):
Wait a second, so... hold on a sec. He gets a song.
Yeah--
He... he gets a real song.
He gets a song!
Why? Why? I mean, I've been sitting here for, how long's it been?
Not long enough, clearly.
Why him? Why now?
He asked!
Why does he get to sing?!
What are you-- are you-- I-- I don't--
(BAGH)﻿
He asked, Inien. If you had asked, I would've made you a song too.
Markus, can I please get a song?
You'll get a song, Inien, in good time. I just have to write it first.
(BEURGH)﻿
This is clearly not written! This is a trainwreck!
This is written! This is... written enough.
(MNEAUGH)﻿
Mneaugh! Yeah! See? Dunstan has soul, Inien! Do you have soul?
He's!-- he's-- he's more clay than hu-- He doesn't have a soul!
I think there's a soul in there.
(THERE'S PROBABLY A SOUL)﻿
Yeah! See?
Listen, we can debate the properties of existence in a body forged of clay of an artificial being later! Right now, I think it's important that you put down the guitar, because people afraid at this point!
They're aftaid?
(BAAGH!)﻿
Category:Thrilling Themes
Category:Music(?)