Dark Bowser Puts Bowser Jr In the Dustbin, Replaces Him with Dark Bowser Jr and Gets Kicked Out of Home

(inspired by the Mr Bean: The Animated Series episode Dead Cat)
== Cast ==
Dark Bowser-Alan
Bowser Jr-Brian
Garbage Man-Eric
Dark Bowser Jr-Simon
Bowser-Scary voice
== Transcript ==
In Dark Bowser's room, Dark Bowser was thinking of something.
Dark Bowser: Today, I'm going to the beach to play with my friends.
Just then, Bowser Jr came in.
Bowser Jr: Hello! Can I go on your computer?
Dark Bowser: No!
Bowser Jr: Why not?
Dark Bowser: Because I forbid you to do it! No one touches my computer!
Bowser Jr: But Dark Bowser, my computer's broken and dad has to take it to the repairman.
Dark Bowser: I don't care! My computer is for planning and executing ideas and plans only.
Bowser Jr: I can do plans for you!
Dark Bowser: No you can't! You can't plan and execute ideas and plans without my permission.
Bowser Jr: Come on! Let me play, will you!
Dark Bowser: No! Absolutely not! You're banned from my computer!
Bowser Jr: Come on, be a good brother and let me play! Please! Please! Please!
Dark Bowser: Junior, if you demand to go on my computer one more time! I will put you in the dustbin!
Bowser Jr: Will you let me go on your computer? Just for once! Come on! Come on! Please please please please please!
Dark Bowser: Alright, that's it! You asked for it!
Dark Bowser grabbed Bowser Jr and carried him out of his room and carried him downstairs. Then he went out of the door and he walked over to the dustbin. Dark Bowser lifted the dustbin lid and held Bowser Jr right by his tail.
Dark Bowser: If you think you're my brother, you're wrong!
Dark Bowser dropped Bowser Jr in the dustbin and closed the lid. He sneaked back in the house and went upstairs and got into his room.
Dark Bowser: Okay, time to go collect some stuff for the beach!
So Dark Bowser walked to the cupboard and grabbed some things to take to the beach and then closed the cupboard. Then he put some stuff in the bag and picked up the bag.
Dark Bowser: Okay! Time to go to the beach!
So Dark Bowser left the room and then he went downstairs and then he went out of the door and then he saw a dustcart. He greeted the garbage man.
Dark Bowser: Hi, garbage man!
Garbage man: Hi, Dark Bowser!
Dark Bowser was walking along. Then the garbage man picked up a dustbin with Bowser Jr in it. He walked along and then he carried it towards the back of the truck. Dark Bowser was shocked.
Dark Bowser: Uh oh! OH NO! STOP! MY BROTHER'S IN THE DUSTBIN!
But the garbage man ignored Dark Bowser and dumped Bowser Jr and some trash into the back of the truck. Then he put down the dustbin and he walked over to the lever.
Dark Bowser: Oh no! Don't press the lever!
Unfortunately, the garbage man pulled down the lever which lowered the bucket and scooped Bowser Jr and some trash in.
Dark Bowser: Oh no! What have I done?
The garbage man took the dustbin back to the front yard. Then he returned to the garbage man.
Garbage man: Alright, take them away!
So the dustcart drove off to the dump. Dark Bowser was very upset.
Dark Bowser: Oh no! Bowser Jr's gone! I shouldn't have put him in the dustbin! I shouldn't have done so until after the dustcart arrives!
Dark Bowser sadly went back home and got inside.
Dark Bowser: Oh no! This is so sad! I can't believe I did something horrible to my brother! I'm so afraid that I'll get punished by mum and dad about this! What am I going to do?
Then Dark Bowser had a clever idea.
Dark Bowser: I know! I will go find Dark Bowser Jr and replace Bowser Jr with him! I will go make him into Bowser Jr! I'll go out and find Dark Bowser Jr!
So Dark Bowser left the house and walked on his way to find Dark Bowser Jr, and then he met Dark Bowser Jr.
Dark Bowser Jr: Hi, Dark Bowser! What's up?
Dark Bowser: I've got some bad news! I put Bowser Jr in the dustbin and now he got taken away by the garbage man and he's going to end up in the dump! I can't believe I killed him!
Dark Bowser Jr: Don't worry! It was an accident! It's not your fault that he got killed in the dustcart!
Dark Bowser: It's not?
Dark Bowser Jr: No!
Dark Bowser: I'll tell you what? Can you replace Bowser Jr so I can make you into him?
Dark Bowser Jr: Of course! Take me to your house!
So Dark Bowser took Dark Bowser Jr to his house, and then he got home and looked through the window and saw Bowser.
Dark Bowser: Oh no! Dad's calling for Bowser Jr! We have to sneak into my room!
Bowser was calling to Bowser Jr.
Bowser: Junior! Junior! Where are you?! Junior!
Bowser went into the lounge.
Dark Bowser: The coast is clear! Let's go!
So Dark Bowser and Dark Bowser Jr sneaked inside and went upstairs and into his room.
Dark Bowser: Now stand still so I can get some paint!
Dark Bowser Jr: Okay!
So Dark Bowser walked over to the cupboard and got some paint, and walked over to Dark Bowser Jr.
Dark Bowser: Time to start painting!
So Dark Bowser equipped the paintbrush, and he started to paint Dark Bowser Jr into the same colour as Bowser Jr by using paint pots.
Five minutes later...
Dark Bowser had finished making Dark Bowser Jr into Bowser Jr.
Dark Bowser: There! Now you're Bowser Jr! Dad will recognise you and think you're his second son!
Dark Bowser Jr: Thanks!
So Dark Bowser and Dark Bowser Jr went out of the room and went downstairs and saw Bowser crying.
Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh Junior! Come back! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Dark Bowser called to Bowser.
Dark Bowser: Hey, dad! Junior's here!
Bowser gasped.
Bowser: Really?
Then Bowser embraced Dark Bowser Jr.
Bowser: Oh, Junior! Come to papa! Dark Bowser, did you find him?
Dark Bowser: Yes! I found him for you!
Bowser: Come, Junior! I'll get you some milk!
Dark Bowser Jr: Oh thank you! That's very nice for you!
So Dark Bowser Jr came with Bowser to the kitchen, and then Bowser opened the fridge and then he grabbed a milk bottle and then he fed Dark Bowser Jr some milk. He put the bottle back in the fridge and closed the fridge.
Dark Bowser Jr: Oh boy! Drinking milk is great!
Then Bowser saw fleas on Dark Bowser Jr's body.
Bowser: What?! Oh no! Fleas! There are fleas all over you, Junior! It's time I give you a bath!
So Bowser picked up Dark Bowser Jr and carried him out of the kitchen, and then he went upstairs and then he got into the bathroom. He approached the bath and then plugged the hole and turned the taps on. Bowser scooped Dark Bowser Jr into the water, and then he grabbed a brush and then he turned off the taps.
Bowser: Time to wash you up!
Dark Bowser peeked into the bathroom.
Dark Bowser: Oh dear! Dad's cleaning Dark Bowser Jr!
Bowser started to wash Dark Bowser Jr with a brush.
Bowser: Don't worry, son! I'll get you clean in no time!
Bowser was washing Dark Bowser Jr and he was washing the paint off Dark Bowser Jr. Then he succeeded.
Bowser: There! All done!
Then Bowser realised something.
Bowser: What the...?
Dark Bowser Jr: Hey, I'm not your son! It's me, Dark Bowser Jr, one of your older son's friends!
Bowser: Wait a minute! That's not my son Junior! It's Dark Bowser Jr, one of Dark Bowser's friends!
Dark Bowser: Oh dear! What have I done?!
Bowser: What?! Dark Bowser?! What have you done to your brother?! Did you do something harm to him and replace him with your friend Dark Bowser Jr?!
Dark Bowser: Let me tell you something, dad! I put Bowser Jr in the dustbin because he kept annoying me that he wanted to go on my computer because his computer was broken. Then the garbage man came and collected the dustbin and dumped Bowser Jr into the dustcart and had him taken to the dump. I think you lost him now! Then I had to bring Dark Bowser Jr here and I made him into your son by using some paint so you won't punish me. It's because we lost Bowser Jr to the dump!
Then Bowser began to have a tantrum.
Bowser: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH MY GOD, DARK BOWSER! HOW DARE YOU PUT BOWSER JR IN THE DUSTBIN AND REPLACE HIM WITH DARK BOWSER JR?! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! I, HAVE, HAD, ABSOLUTELY ENOUGH! AND YOU, DARK BOWSER JR, HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE MY SON?! THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU'RE A CHEAT, A FRAUD AND AN IMPOSTOR! YOU TWO HAVE CAUSED A LOT OF MAYHEM! THAT'S IT! DARK BOWSER, I'M GOING TO KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE! AND YOU, DARK BOWSER JR, GO STRAIGHT HOME WHILE I CALL YOUR PARENTS!
Bowser started to chase Dark Bowser and Dark Bowser Jr out of the bathroom and chased him downstairs. Then Bowser shoved Dark Bowser and Dark Bowser Jr out of the door.
Bowser: GET OUT, DARK BOWSER! AND STAY OUT! AND YOU, DARK BOWSER JR, DON'T EVER COME BACK IN MY HOUSE AGAIN!
Suddenly, Bowser Jr came, and he was still alive. He was covered in rubbish. There were flies flying all over him.
Bowser Jr: This is degrading! I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
Dark Bowser was happy to see that his brother is still alive.
Dark Bowser: Bowser Jr, I thought you were dead!
Bowser Jr: You think I'm dead?! I got covered in rubbish when I arrived at the dump! All the garbage people ridiculed me! Then I had to come home so I could take a bath! And you, Dark Bowser Jr, what are you doing here?!
Dark Bowser Jr: Your brother sent me here and made me be like you, and I was fooling your dad! Then your dad washed me and then he threw a tantrum in front of me and your brother and threw us out!
Bowser Kr: Dark Bowser Jr, how dare you impersonate me?! That's a very naughty thing to do! I'm telling dad!
Bowser Jr came to Bowser.
Bowser Jr: Dad, I'm here!
Bowser was happy to see his younger son back.
Bowser: Oh, Junior! You're back! I thought you were lost forever! And how did you get covered in rubbish?
Bowser Jr: Because Dark Bowser put me in the dustbin and then the garbage man took me to the dump and when I got there. I got covered in rubbish! All the garbage people ridiculed me! Then I had to come home so I could take a bath!
Bowser: Oh dear! Thanks for telling me! Ugh! You were right! You need a bath!
Then Bowser continued to throw a tantrum in front of Dark Bowser and Dark Bowser Jr.
Bowser: DARK BOWSER AND DARK BOWSON JR, YOU TWO ARE A DISGRACE! DARK BOWSER, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND NEVER COME BACK! GO SLEEP SOMEWHERE AND NEVER COME BACK TO MY HOUSE AGAIN!!! AND YOU, DARK BOWSER JR, GO HOME AND DON'T COME BACK WHILE I CALL YOUR PARENTS! OUT! OUT! OUT! AND STAY OOOOOUT!
Bowser threw some bags at Dark Bowser in a fit of a temper tantrum. Dark Bowser picked up the bags and he and Dark Bowser Jr ran out of the front yard.
Dark Bowser: Dark Bowser Jr, I have to go to the beach and then go find somewhere to live in the forest! I'll see you around!
Dark Bowser Jr: I'll see you in the forest soon!
So Dark Bowser and Dark Bowser Jr went away.
Back in Dark Bowser's house, Bowser was assuring Bowser Jr.
Bowser: Don't worry, son! I sent your brother packing so he could find somewhere to live! I'll clean you and then you'll be as good as new!
Bowser Jr: Thanks, papa!
Bowser: You're welcome! I'll tell your mother about what happened when she gets home. Anyway, let's get you to the bathroom to clean you up.
Bowser Jr: Good idea, papa!
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