Survival

Survival is the second episode of SpongeKid Adventures.
==Plot==
SpongeBob and Sandy are learning how to get food in the woods. Meanwhile, Patrick realizes that he suffered brain damage from the explosions.
==Transcript==
(Sandy finds SpongeBob asleep on the ground)
Sandy: (softly) SpongeBob? SpongeBob?...
SpongeBob: (grunt) Wha... (yawns)
Sandy: Rough night, huh?
SpongeBob: Yeah... (grunts) Well, might as well get up (stretches, gets up, stomach growls) We need to find some food.
Sandy: Yeah. (shows basket full of raspberries) Found some berries.
SpongeBob: (pauses) ...What type?
Sandy: Don't worry, they're just some raspberries. Already got the tops off.
SpongeBob: Oh. Good. (grabs handful) Thanks, Sandy.
Sandy: No problem. Well, I don't think we can live off berries though. Let's make a couple bows.
SpongeBob: Okay then. Deer will last a while.
(title sequence)
Sandy:  I see a deer. I'm gonna take the shot. (shoots and misses, chasing off the deer.) Crap. Okay, so apparently these bows don't work well. You know, even though the town is destroyed, I bet there is still a black market or something. Or a Wal-Mart.
SpongeBob: Would a Wal-Mart be open after the town got destroyed?
Sandy: Well, it would probably be rubble.
SpongeBob: I don't know. Anyways, let's go find a real bow, or something. (clutches overshirt) And a coat, I'm cold.
(scene wipe)
SpongeBob: Yep, it's rubble. But I still see some stuff.(walks to side) There's a gun over here, and some ammo.
Sandy: Bows, arrows, a coat.
SpongeBob: Mario Kart Wii!
Sandy: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Sorry.
Sandy: There's lots of stuff here. How it survived town destruction is beyond me. (pause) SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: (turns around while holding generator cord) What again?
Sandy: SpongeBob! Why are you messing around with that generator?
SpongeBob: I'm wanting to watch a movie. (television starts up)
Sandy: That's not why we're-- wait, is that The Lion King? Ugh, what am I saying? SpongeBob, we need to focus.
SpongeBob: Okay, sorry. Can I at least get this iPad?
Sandy: If it will shut you the hell up.
SpongeBob: Thanks. Anyways, let's take our stuff and go.
(commercial break)
Patrick: (sits down on broken bench next to Fred, sighs) Hey, Fred.
Fred: Hey, Pat. So, what's on your mind?
Patrick: Nothing. Literally.
Fred: Really? You're usually thinking about something, and with the town being destroyed, there should be lots on your mind.
Patrick: I know, I know, but suddenly after the explosions started, I was feeling less... me. I now can't even put two and two together!
Fred: Wow. Well, Patrick, did you get too close to the explosions?
Patrick: For the most part, no, but there was one second where it was a flash of red and orange.
Fred: So you got caught too close to an explosion.
Patrick: I guess so. Is my scalp red?
Fred: (checks) Damn, dude... very red.
Patrick: Whoa. That's not a good sign. So, what do you think happened?
Fred: I think that you probably suffered brain damage when you got caught in an explosion.
Patrick: And how long will it last?
Fred: ...Patrick. (emphatically) Brain damage... It's permanent.
Patrick: Oh... Holy crap. (sighs) This frickin' sucks! Whoever did this, I have some choice words for!
Fred: Choice words? Which ones?
Patrick: Just some stuff like "damn you" and that crap.
Fred: Oh. I thought you meant cussing them out.
Patrick: And "damn you" isn't cussing them out?
Fred: Um... You got me there.
Patrick: Really though, I just can't believe that because of some idiot, I became as dumb as a rock.
Fred: Yeah. Hey, do you wanna hang out with me in my RV?
Patrick: Sure. Thanks.
(scene wipe)
Patrick: Woah, dude, this is pretty nice.
Fred: Yup. Got a generator outside.
Patrick: Ah. Good. So, thanks again for letting me hang here with you.
Fred: No problem. If you want, you can get on my Mac.
Patrick: Thanks! Do you mind if I play some music?
Fred: Not at all. Just open up iTunes.
Patrick: Okay. Ooh, this one looks good.
(Montage to Here's to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne)
♪Singin' Radiohead at the top of our lungs♪
(Patrick and Fred both nod to the beat)
♪With the boombox blarin' as we're fallin' in love♪
♪Got a bottle of whatever but it's gettin' us drunk♪
♪Singin' Here's to never growin' up♪ 
♪Call up all our friends♪
(music fading)
♪Go hard this weekend♪
♪For no damn reason♪
♪I don't think we'll ever change...♪
(commercial break)
SpongeBob: There's another deer. I'm gonna get it. (shoots arrow, deer falls down) Yes! I got one!
Sandy: Okay, let's wait a few minutes for him to bleed out. So, this guy will provide us with lots of meat.
SpongeBob: Sure will.
Sandy: Not looking forward to the organs though.
SpongeBob: And that's not even the worst.
Sandy: What?
SpongeBob: Let's just say we have to cut out the 7th planet.
Sandy: What? (mutters planets to self) Ew!
SpongeBob: Yep. Well, we're about to have to do it anyways. Don't want tainted meat.
Sandy: (sighs) Fine.
(scene wipe)
Sandy: (grunts, SpongeBob helps lift deer into bed of truck) It was disgusting!
SpongeBob: Hey, it was you who pierced it, stop being so pissy about it.
Sandy: It smelled like crap!
SpongeBob: Um, it was the intestines... man up.
Sandy: But I'm a girl.
SpongeBob: You know what I mean. (closes back truck door).
Sandy: Well, now we have some food at least.
SpongeBob: Yeah. (both open truck doors, get in, and close doors)
Sandy: When did you get this truck anyways?
SpongeBob: 5 hours ago.
Sandy: Oh. Wal-Mart, huh?
GPS: In two-hundred yards, turn left.
SpongeBob: (looks left) Sure, Ann, 'cuz there isn't the woods right there. (laughs)
Sandy: You call her Ann?
SpongeBob: Yeah. Why?
Sandy: Nothin'. Just... um... that's my middle name.
SpongeBob: Really? Cool. Hmm... Sandra Ann Cheeks... has a nice ring to it.
Sandy: Thanks... never call me Sandra again.
SpongeBob: Why not?
Sandy: Do you want me to start calling you Robert?
SpongeBob: I see your point... all though my middle name wouldn't be too bad.
Sandy: What is it?
SpongeBob: Oliver. So, yep. Robert Oliver SquarePants.
Sandy: Neat, Olly.
SpongeBob: Okay, no middle names. (chuckles)
Sandy: Do you think the others want some deer?
SpongeBob: Maybe, maybe not. I hear Fred has an RV and a generator.
Sandy: Yeah... they'll be fine.
Category:SpongeKid Adventures
Category:PG
Category:Episodes
Category:2013
Category:2010s