Phil the Farter (book)

A book released on July 26, 2007; it was written by Tracey West and Alison Inches.
== Instructions ==
* Flip through pages as you read this book to reach the ending. 
* If you come to a fork, flip to any of the options mentioned.
* To start over, flip back to the first page. 
* To stop, shut the book.
== Forks ==
* If Phil the Farter does his "Eau de Marigold" sketch, flip to page 61; if he does his "Fartitis" sketch, flip to page 51.
* If Phil the Farter does his "Runner's Cramp" sketch, go to page 32; if he does his "Who's REALLY Taller?" sketch, flip to page 40.
* TBC?
== Endings ==
* Phil wins the Westley talent show.
* Phil gets his own fart app for japesters.
* Phil gets his own toy line, including a talking pen with 7 farts, each one followed by a snappy line.
* Phil wins the Mr. Georgia State pageant.
* TBC?