The Cult of Peanut Butter Sucks

The Cult of Peanut Butter Sucks is a cult located in the World of Nutia. Its goal is to exterminate peanut butter from the world and to make sure nobody knows about peanut butter and its existence.
== History ==
=== Pre-History ===
On November 5th, 1623, Greyl Vyln was born. He would later become an important Anti-PB activist, and would be the inspiration of the cult.
=== Foundation ===
On April 1st, 1814, John Woskar founded the cult. At the beginning, the cult had only 33 members. But that would change soon with the arrival of the soon-to-be second owner of the cult, Lyod Vrskesn arrived on 1831.
=== Era of Vrskesn ===
Lyod Vrskesn was the leader of ButterEsia. He approved many of the cult's ideas, and thus joined the cult on April 1st, 1831. He convinced John to invite many members of the ButterEsian government, thus increasing the amount of members to 125. He then changed the name of ButterEsia to the Anti-Peanut Butter Movement, thus bringing his whole country in support of the Cult. He also invited his Vice-Dictator (in his country, both dictator and vice dictator were elected by the people AND THERE WASN'T JUST ONE CHOICE ON THE BALLOT LIKE THE SOVIET ELECTIONS!), John J. Jorge Clinic, who would be a top advisor of John Woskar. This Era ended after the death of Lyod Vrskesn, but not until after he became the leader of the Cult. He would be succeeded as leader of the cult by Clinic.
=== Era of Upgrades ===
TBA
== Rituals ==
TBA
== Phrases ==
"The lord only created peanut butter so it could be laughed at."
== Members ==
There are currently 567 members in the cult. Here are the most important:
* John Woskar (Founder), Born 1789, died 1854
* Lyod Vrskesn (2nd Owner), born 1799, died 1867
* Jorge Foster (Secretary of Spies), born 1956, currently alive.
*Fkord Lshed (Top Spy), born 1976, currently alive.
*Greyl Vyln (inspiration, not actually in the party), born 1623, died 1699.
*Vord Lych Foster (Secretary of Security), born 1956, currently alive.
*Org V. Seminal (Secretary of Homeland Enforcement), born 1974, currently alive.
*Ford F. Fensor-Feral Fibinson (Top advisor of John Woskar), born 1794, died 1867.
*John J Jorge Clinic (the man who single-handedly conquered the Peanut Butter City State which wasn't a city state), born 1985, currently alive.
*Jorge George John (current owner), born 1945, currently alive.
*Jorge George John II (head ritualer), born 1975, currently alive.
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== Relations ==
The Cult of Peanut Butter Rocks - My exact opposite.
Anti-Peanut Butter Movement - My home state.
First Peanut Butter Kingdom - SUCKER!
First Peanut Kingdom - I like him, but the peanut butters were inspired by him.
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