ZettaiRyouiki's Harem Incidents: Year 8

Eighth year of ZettaiRyouiki's Harem Incidents, starting with blog 335.
==ZettaiBlog 335 Anarchy Stocking==
*On her way out Zettai smacks Stocking's ass, which she enjoys quite a bit.
==ZettaiBlog 336 Ranko Kanzaki==
*Ranko blames Zettai for not appreciating her "nether globes" enough, so she punishes him. This means that she subjects him to her malodorous behind with a facesitting. Ranko then lives up to her name of RANKo and shows how smelly her "third eye" can be with a big fart. Raika then complains about the stench as well.
==ZettaiBlog 337 Dalian==
*Dalian is embarrassed after Zettai talks about her ass, calling it a butt. Raika tells her to call it an ass, but she refuses. Dalian then gets her bare pale loli ass shown off, with Zettai rubbing it. She enjoys it, and later on it's mentioned that it was staged as well.
==ZettaiBlog 338 Celestia Ludenberg==
*Celestia calls Zettai a "pig" and takes a seat on him after saying how nice sitting on guys is. He loves it, as does the dommy gothloli beauty.
==ZettaiBlog 339 Rinko Ogasawara==
*Early on Rinko says that she'll tease Zettai with her ass and glasses after the blog, and makes that promise happen as she says. She puts on glasses and hits him with a hip attack, targeting his crotch for additional pleasure as well. He enjoys her shameless attack as well.
==ZettaiBlog 340 Maya==
*After talking about how she doesn't have ass service in the main series Maya moons Zettai, showing off her fat mature ass. Issei doesn't understand why she did this, like the loser and idiot he is.
==ZettaiBlog 341 Francesca Lucchini==
*Early on Lucchini pulls out a pair of thick glasses from her ass. She mentions that Minna taught her this, and Raika hopes that they aren't smelly.
*Lucchini also says that she's been taking lessons from Minna to make her ass deadly too. She peaches Zettai, clenching her ass and even farting to tease him. He loved the powerful attack and says that she'll catch up in no time.
==ZettaiBlog 342 Shirabe Tsukuyomi==
*Early on Kirika and Shirabe put on their glasses disguise. Raika gives them a pair of red glasses for Chris to wear for Topaz.
*Later on Kirika is offended by Zettai saying such things about Shirabe's body, and ends up fondling her fat ass with both hands. Shirabe blushes from this, but that is cute too.
==ZettaiBlog 343 Utaha Kasumigaoka==
*Utaha teases that she'll wear glasses when Topaz talks about her.
*Later on Zettai talks about Utaha's ass, and as a result she gives him the nickname "Mr. Ass". Raika adopts this nickname for him as well. Utaha also uses this name later on as well.
==ZettaiBlog 344 Umi Sonoda==
*After the blog Umi mentions her total was equal to her ass size, and Raika fondles her to check.
*While in a horse disguise Zettai's face is against Umi's ass. She says that he shouldn't talk, but she ends up farting anyway. The gas is stuck inside the costume, so she forces him to sniff it up. Sadly the stench causes him to get dizzy and fall over, ruining their elaborate disguise.
==ZettaiBlog 345: Natsumi==
*After completing the blog and failing at defeating Zettai Natsumi wants to apologize. He whispers into her ear an idea and she uses her power to make her ass, as well as Umi and Raika's, gigantic. Zettai then fondles the trio, and all three girls enjoy having him play with them. 
==ZettaiBlog 346: Hikaru Hoshina==
*Umi mentions that the girls still have huge asses. Natsumi sadly says that they'll go away once she leaves, which depresses Zettai. Fortunately Raika says that she'll eat good food to make her ass grow like this, which he enjoys and even says she puts "ass" in "assistant".
==ZettaiBlog 347: Wakaba Harukaze==
*Not too much happens in this blog, at least for this page.
==ZettaiBlog 348: Garnet/Dagger==
*Garnet finds it rude that Zettai would talk so shamelessly about her ass, even if she had called it soft herself earlier. Raika wants her to show it, but after Garnet turns around she pushes him against the princess's ass. His face peaches against her, but sadly she doesn't let him stay long (though he certainly enjoys her ass).
==ZettaiBlog 349: Nagi Sanzen’in==
*To prove how great her ass is Raika moons Nagi, who becomes jealous of the size of Raika's ass. Zettai appreciates Nagi's ass still and fondles her, which she says feels good.
==ZettaiBlog 350: Akira Oono==
*After Zettai talks about her eyes Raika slips a pair on Akira, who doesn't seem to mind all that much. She doesn't mind, especially when he compliments her.
*Akira punches Zettai for talking about her ass, but Raika says that's only because she wanted a higher score. She fondles the ojou's ass, making her jump.
==ZettaiBlog 351: Shinra Kuonji==
*Early on Shinra mentions that if Zettai gives her a good enough score she'll make him into her pet. Raika says he's already her pet, flashing her fat ass for evidence. Shinra says that she'll grow her ass to take him, so he suggests them sharing instead which they agree too.
*After talking about her eyes Shinra puts on glasses which Zettai says is too powerful. She then lets out a big sexy fart freely and without shame. 
*Shinra implies that she didn't have anal in the game as she was saving it for someone, winking at Zettai. Later on she also mentions that she'll turn him into her slave, but it seemed he was busy with a lot of girls too.
==ZettaiBlog 352: Miyuri Tsujidou==
*Miyuri flusters when Raika asks if her anus is pink, but reluctantly answers "yes". Later on, with Katja's advice, Miyuri hip attacks Zettai, smacking him with her fat sexy ass. She says that this is a finisher. Raika suggests that she should fart when she does that, and Miyuri calls that vulgar but will still do it.
==ZettaiBlog 353: Shiho Nishizumi==
*When Shiho tries to emerge from the tank her fat ass gets stuck. She mentions that it's because her ass grew and got stuck in the hatch, so Zettai helps her out. Shiho ends up facesitting him, and due to her weight she worries about him. He says that female asses could never hurt him.
*Raika sticks a pair of black glasses on Shiho after talking about her eyes. Zettai mentions she should have Maho wear a pair too. Later on Raika mentions she didn't have pantylines as Shiho is going commando like a certain goddess as well.
==ZettaiBlog 354: Wakaba Himeji==
*Wakaba blushes when Zettai talks about her ass, calling it a "butt". Fortunately Raika was able to convince her to use "ass", and she even manages to get Wakaba to moon the screen as well.
==ZettaiBlog 355: Sara Garandou==
*Sara tells Zettai to kiss her ass goodbye, but he mentions he'd rather kiss Raika's bigger one. She also mentions he does this every night anyway.
*After being defeated Sara gets spanked multiple times by Raika.
==ZettaiBlog 356: Tsubasa Kisaragi==
*Early on, thanks to Lily's advice, Tsubasa rubs her ass against Zettai's face casually. Later on she also wears thick glasses as well.
==ZettaiBlog 357: Hinata Hakamada==
*Raika hugs Hinata early on, which she enjoys, and remains that way for most of the blog. Raika also nosebleeds when she calls her "Oneechan". 
*Later on Raika fondles Hinata's ass under her buruma, which she also enjoys. Later on Hinata shakes her ass, which makes Raika press her face against it. Zettai is jealous but she says she'll use her far larger ass to facesit him later on which helps. She even mentions that it would be for hours as well.
==ZettaiBlog 358: Silence Suzuka==
*Suzuka is relieved when Zettai appreciates her flat chest and fat ass, and Raika shows her affections by fondling her ass (as she promised to do earlier). Suzuka is flustered as her ass is for Special Week only, who is another character from her show.
==ZettaiBlog 359: Umiko Ahagon==
*Umiko teases Zettai after he mentions how surprising it was to find two great girls in the series, winking after saying he may have found love. Later on she also rubs her big brown ass against him.
==ZettaiBlog 360: Nasuno Takamiya==
*After talking about her eyes Raika mentions Zettai likes Nasuno's "brown eye" more. Nasuno specifies that it's pink and clean, if smelly, which he enjoys.
*Nasuno tells Zettai that if he loves her ass so much he should marry it. Sadly when he accepts she says that he's too low class to even marry her fat ass (even mentioning it herself that it's big).
==ZettaiBlog 361: Hibiki Tachibana==
*Hibiki helps Zettai and Raika avoid a Saibaiman's attack, and he ends up fondling her fat ass. She tells him to stop, and he does but first he squeezes her cheeks even further.
*Later on Hibiki admits that the only one that can talk about her fat ass is Miku, implying the magical girl yuri pair.
==ZettaiBlog 362: Leina Vance==
*After talking about Leina's eyes Hibiki mentions that she should be glad that Zettai didn't mention her "brown eye".
*Later on a Saibaiman attacks Leina, destroying her thong with acid spit. Her bare ass was shown off clearly but sadly she is loaned another thong by Raika who fortunately had some to spare.
==ZettaiBlog 363: Mako Mankanshoku==
*Not much is done, due to Mako being average.
==ZettaiBlog 364: Yukino Yukinoshita==
*Not much is done here either.
==ZettaiBlog 365: Unchou Kan’u==
*Leina, Kan'u, and Hibiki all use "TRI-BUN-GLE ATTACK!", going ass first at the Getter Robo and easily destroying it. After being defeated Yukino also gets spanked by Raika, who moans from it.
*Kan'u also has fun with Topaz later on for his birthday.
==ZettaiBlog 366: Shuuka Hanazono==
*After talking about her ass Shuuka moons and peaches Zettai, ordering him to fix her score. Sadly he could only count canon things so she moves and gets dressed.
==ZettaiBlog 367: Sakuya Shirayuri and Kaguya Shirayuri==
*After talking about their glasses the girls pull them out, putting them on for the rest of the blog. Raika hugs them both and calls them both the cutest too.
*Later on Kaguya and Sakuya break free, mooning Zettai together and he fondles their nice asses so much both fart against him. 
==ZettaiBlog 368: Kanon Mizushiro==
*Ruby, rather than making the blog disappear, causes Kanon's clothes to disappear instead. She of course covers her front but her back is completely exposed. 
*Later on Kanon puts on thick red glasses, having borrowed them from Luna. Sadly she doesn't get extra points for this.
==ZettaiBlog 369: Taiga Aisaka==
*After Zettai talks about her ass Raika ends up having Taiga moon the two of them.
==ZettaiBlog 370: Jung Freud==
*At various points in the blog Jung shows off her bare ass while in the bath with Raika. She's also jealous of how big Raika's ass is, commenting that each of her cheeks were as big as her whole ass and asks how they got this big. There was also a point where Raika had sexy fun with Jung, even if it was offscreen.
==ZettaiBlog 371: Hildegard "Hilda" Schlievogt==
*Due to being in prison Hilda has strong odors, but Zettai compliments her on them as he appreciates her odors. Even once she was released and she wants to take a bath he tells her to only wash her hair instead.
*Later on Zettai talks about her ass, being bold and causing Hilda to show herself off. She reveals her sweaty smelly ass with a moon and he even licks her ass too, though that causes her to pull her shorts up. 
*Finally Hilda mentions that she got put in jail for farting on someone, but luckily Zettai was able to free her.
==ZettaiBlog 372: Calen==
*Zettai mentions that it's a shame that her name isn't Kallen as then her ass would be bigger, which Calen says that she doesn't want her ass talked about so casually. After mentioning her modest size Raika fondles her ass. Calen then mentions how much bigger Raika's ass is, like two balloons in her shorts, but she takes that as a compliment.
*In the blog Zettai talks about how Calen should have farted like Bimajo did, but she's too proper for that. Luckily Raika is there to show her that girls indeed can fart, ripping a massive one and making Calen smell it (though Zettai sniffs most of the gas away).
==ZettaiBlog 373: Frolaytia Capistrano==
*Much like her series Frolaytia herself lacks fanservice. Fortunately Ichigo from Darling in the FranXX shows up in her mecha with Zettai inside. He's grabbing her fat cheeks as there's more to grab with them xD.
==ZettaiBlog 374: Ichigo==
*Throughout the blog Zettai is grabbing Ichigo's ass, being inside the cockpit with her. This isn't addressed until the end of the blog, when she asks him to stop and get out of the mecha (sadly he does as well).
==ZettaiBlog 375: Neko Musume==
*After discussing her ass Neko Musume mentions that she's jealous of Raika's far larger ass (though beforehand Raika did mention that Neko Musume couldn't compare to the college student).
==ZettaiBlog 376: Manami Mitama==
*While Zettai does explain that even if Manami showed off her ass now she wouldn't get more points, Raika pulls on the girl's miko obi. Manami's miko skirt falls, showing off her bare ass with maebari. She then pulls her skirt back up.
==ZettaiBlog 377: Himeko Mashima==
*After talking about her ass Himeko says that with her drills that having a fat ass would make her fall backwards. Raika suggests using a young boy to help hold her ass, which Himeko approves of.
==ZettaiBlog 378: Tama==
*After talking about her eyes Raika asks Tama if she has a third eye. While initially confused after Zettai explains things she proudly says that she does. Later on Raika asks if Tama can fart which makes her flustered, but Zettai is still able to find out the truth.
==ZettaiBlog 379: Ringo Kinoshita==
*There is nothing perverse that occurs in this blog.
==ZettaiBlog 380: Ouka Sayama==
*There is nothing perverse that occurs in this blog.
==ZettaiBlog 381: Jibril==
*To break Zettai out of a trance both Ouka and Ringo moon him. After that they take turns farting loudly which brings him back to reality.
==ZettaiBlog 382: Ririchiyo Shirakiin==
*While Zettai himself didn't put anything Ririchiyo did mention that she will be going to visit Topaz and the blog version of herself to tease him.
==ZettaiBlog 383: Shizuku Sangou==
*After talking about her eyes Zettai mentions that she likes her brown eye more, and while Raika says Shizuku might not get it she plays coy.
*Zettai says that she needs a facesitting scene, so Shizuku does it to him. She also mentions that she isn't wearing panties to tease him further and has him continue the blog with her on his face.
==ZettaiBlog 384: Toki Onjouji==
*Zettai mentions that the girls in the series don't wear panties, as the world is blessed by Aqua. She calls that embarrassing but as she turns around she moons both him and Raika on accident.
==ZettaiBlog 385: Reina Izumi==
*Early on in the blog Reina saves Raika from a ghost by sucking it out of her (in a non-sexual way). However, by the end of the blog this spirit doesn't agree with her and as a result she lets out an enormous fart. She then leaves, flustered by her unladylike odors even if Zettai liked it and Raika said it was a match for hers.
==ZettaiBlog 386: Aoi Yamada==
*Aoi wasn't going to be showing her ass after it was described. Raika then casually grabbed her ass, even if there wasn't much to grab.
==ZettaiBlog 387: Ais Wallenstein==
*After talking about her eyes Raika mentions that Zettai likes Ais's brown eye the most. She's confused, but Raika wouldn't let Zettai explain what she meant as to not corrupt the innocent girl.
*Ais is embarrassed about Zettai talking about her peaching scene, so Raika lifts up the sword girl's skirt. She wasn't wearing panties so her bare ass was seen with ease.
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