Crazysponge in da multiverse

crazysponge in da multiverse is the fourteenth and last episode of Season Three of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
(It’s a lovely day in CrazySponge’s house. The cat is sleeping peacefully, the parents are relaxing, and CrazySponge is shaking underneath a blanket in his room on his bed.)
CrazySponge: I am not doing anything under this blanket. I am under this blanket for no reason. There is no reason my pants are down.
(Suddenly, his parents enter the room.)
CrazySponge: OH SHI- Hello I am doing nothing. (pulls up his pants and removes the blanket. So..what is it?
Parents: ALERT. ACTIVATING PROTOCOL. (turn into robots and pull out guns)
CrazySponge: Well this is a shocking revelation about my life but I will accept the current situation anyway. (ducks underneath a table)
Parents: THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
CrazySponge: Okay, all i need to do is get on top of the robots, open their mechanical brains up, rip out the wires, and they’ll be finished. (grabs a roll of toilet paper) This’ll work.
(CrazySponge jumps up and rolls the toilet paper around the robots' legs, tripping them. He then opens up their brains and rips out all the wires, deactivating them.)
CrazySponge: Alright! I defeated the robots and now I have no parents and zero explanation to why this happened. Now what...uhhhhhhh-
(A portal opens up in the room)
CrazySponge: Great. Now I’m gonna have to accept that portals exist too. Good thing I don’t follow a religion or else all my beliefs would be destroyed and I would be crushed.
(Another CrazySponge walks through the portal)
Other CrazySponge: Good job me. You passed the test. Come into the portal.
CrazySponge: Meh, alright, why not.
(CrazySponge walks into the portal. On the other end is a city full of CrazySponges.)
CrazySponge: Man, I thought I would be too lazy to build an entire city for myself.
Other CrazySponge: You were. You just hired someone to do it. Anyway, let’s start the orientation.
(CrazySponge stands next to many other different CrazySponges while Other CrazySponge pulls down a screen.)
Other CrazySponge: Hello, my name is Scout CrazySponge. I scout for other me’s. You will be watching a quick video that explains what’s going on. 
(The video starts)
Prime CrazySponge: Hello, I’m Prime CrazySponge, the first CrazySponge, the founder of the Multiversal Gateway, and the one that controls all. In my dimension, I was the smartest person on Earth, a rarity for CrazySponges. My research had told me that there were parallel universes, and that throughout all of them, CrazySponge was destined to die. I had realized that if I didn’t do anything, I would soon become like the rest, dead. So I invented a key to the Multiverse, left my dimension, and started saving CrazySponges from death. I set up a gateway between universes where we could live peacefully, which is where you all reside now. My current quest now is to continue saving CrazySponges and figure out who is responsible for all these deaths. Once I figure that out, we will go to war, and with this army, we cannot be stopped. I’m sure you would all like to meet me, so you will in the next room. 
(The video ends.)
Scout CrazySponge: Before you meet Prime CrazySponge, here is a basic rundown of the multiverse. A normal universe, also known as a dimension, is contained within a first multiverse. The first multiverse has many different scenarios of that specific dimension. The first multiverse is contained within the second multiverse, which has all the dimensions ever so slightly related to that first dimension. The second multiverse is contained in the omniverse, which contains every possible theoretical dimension.
CrazySponge: This makes sense.
(The CrazySponges walk into a room where Prime CrazySponge is standing.)
Prime CrazySponge: Hello other CrazySponges, your parents have always been robots, it was a test to see if you would be worthy of entering the multiverse.
CrazySponge: What if you don’t pass?
Prime CrazySponge: Uhhh...so anyway, the multiverse. Pretty cool, right? You’ll all be given access to portal guns soon enough. Do whatever you want! There aren’t any rules in the multiverse, live in a fictional world, be a superhero, write fanfiction. If you want, you can help out here and stop CrazySponges from dying. Ok, I lied, there is one rule. Other universes cannot interact with each other. This place is safe as it is between universes, but if other universes interact, they will all collide, including their multiverses, causing a multiversal explosion and the end of everything. Have fun! (throws them their portal guns.) 
CrazySponges: (shoots a portal and takes off their pants) Woo! (they jump in)
Prime CrazySponge: Every CrazySponge always goes to the same first place.
(Later on, our CrazySponge is walking around the Multiversal Gateway past other CrazySponges.)
CrazySponge: Oh man! The multiverse, what am I gonna do?
CrazySponge 2: Try not to die!
CrazySponge: That’s good advice.
CrazySponges: (in unison) Yep.
CrazySponge: This place is perfect, even this world’s twitter is perfect, considering everyone has the same opinions. Well, I may as well go “save a CrazySponge” or something. (Pulls out his portal gun) It says my dimension number is D-(3)R(2)NRM(1)EXHO55287. Whatever the hell that means. (pulls out manual) D means dimension, 3 contains 3rd multiverse categories, whether it be real, fictional, both, or anything else. 2 contains the 2nd multiverse, whether the branches off the main timeline are out there or quite normal. 1 contains the universe and what scenario it has and provides a certain number to it. “EXHO”. Guess my dimension is a bit extra horny. That explains a lot. Well, I’m not too sure where to go, so I’ll just choose randomly.
(CrazySponge flips the digits and they land on D-(3)RF(2)OUT(1)MRDR666.)
CrazySponge: Uhh, alright. (shoots the portal and jumps in.)
Murderous CrazySponge: Stupid robots, think they can defeat me when I have a kill count of...6. I’m just now realizing how lame I am.
(CrazySponge walks through the portal)
Murderous CrazySponge: WHO GOES THERE?! (points a gun at him)
(CrazySponge screams and accidentally turns off the portal behind him)
Murderous CrazySponge: I’LL SHOOT YOU!
CrazySponge: I’m you, from another dimension!
Murderous CrazySponge: Great. Now I know dimensions exist. Good thing Satanism allows the belief of that.
CrazySponge: Okay, now here me out. You’re me, right?
Murderous CrazySponge: Yeah.
CrazySponge: And you don’t wanna die. So if you kill me, you would do something that you don’t wanna do. I don’t wanna kill myself, and you don’t wanna.
Murderous CrazySponge: I see.
CrazySponge: Because you’re me, and I’m you, and I think to myself “I don’t wanna do that”, which means you think the same thing. Even though we are very different, we still share the same thoughts, mostly.
Murderous CrazySponge: I guess that makes sense.
CrazySponge: Okay, there is a problem. Because you might not trust me, considering I just came out of a portal. And since I don’t know you, I might not trust you. So we don’t trust each other, which could kill us both. But knowing that we both know that, we can trust each other, but we could be lying to ourselves, in which we are stuck in an infinite loop where we may trust each other but also might not SO TO END THIS LOOP I call a truce.
Murderous CrazySponge: Uhh, ok.
CrazySponge: So...we’re good.
Murderous CrazySponge: Yep.
(CrazySponge turns the portal back on)
CrazySponge: Ok. Go through the portal.
(Murderous CrazySponge and CrazySponge walk in the portal. Murderous CrazySponge is sent to the orientation while normal CrazySponge walks away.)
CrazySponge: So. I guess this proves for some odd reason, the multiverse does wanna kill me. But why?
(CrazySponge looks over the edge of the gateway into the vast omniverse.)
CrazySponge: Maybe there’s some sort of fourth multiverse. I don’t know what it would contain, but perhaps it would have an answer. Maybe it shows that we’re just in a simulation, on a computer, or just words on a page. Who knows.
(Another CrazySponge walks up.)
Another CrazySponge: Do you think any other CrazySponges have accidentally fallen off this edge?
CrazySponge: I don’t know.
Another CrazySponge: Well, my team of CrazySponge scientists have been researching. We think there may be a fourth multiverse.
CrazySponge: Really?
Another CrazySponge: Yes but it’s very risky. It would require shooting a portal outside the gateway and jumping into it while turning the portal off at the same time. It could kill you.
CrazySponge: Well, maybe the universe has a point for killing me. Maybe there’s a grand reason for it, and this gateway is stopping the omniverse from doing it.
Another CrazySponge: I’m not sure...
CrazySponge: Think about it. If the omniverse wants it to happen then there must be a very good reason for it. If it can come up with all of these multiverses, then it came up with a reason to kill me in every single dimension. And think about it, if every dimension is possible, then there must be one where the universe doesn’t kill me. That means it’s special, it means we’re special for one specific reason, which I bet we’ll find out in a fourth multiverse. So see you later folks. 
(CrazySponge shoots a portal into the omniverse and jumps into it.)
CrazySponge: *#(@*@^$@&*$(@__!&!&^%&(()
(He dies. Maybe. Probably. Surely. ?)
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