Protector 8/26/2022

[6:19][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:**the Scene opens with no theme tonight, focusing on t'lena in her dorm room ast starfleet medical, watchign a recorded version of a holovid about the adventures fo Commander Keera with bemusement
[6:19][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:before it flashes to the present and she is applying an eyepatch and heading toward the holodeck*
[6:20][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*A medical officers log is heard over overlay as she walked
[6:21][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Chief Medical Officers log, USS Manta supplmental. The Manta is still undergoing final repair and we have some down time, as such I have decided to celebrate the Rihannsu tradition of Rememberance,
[6:21][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:A tradition that shows those closest to you something from your past, something that would be a vulnerability if known by an enemy. I have invited the crew of the Manta and T'ghor to join me in th
[6:22][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:holodeck to play through a randomly generated episode of the Commander Keera The Heroes of the Federation holonovellas. Things i watched during the dominion war even when they were considere
[6:23][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:controband. I do hope that they enjoy this little part of my childhood. And I don't embarass myself to much.
[6:23][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'lena walks into the holodeck to greet the others
[6:23][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Hello Everyone Costumes look great
[6:24][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i found the pattern on a fan site..
[6:24][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus scratched at his eyepatch.* "I've got this on the right side, right?
[6:24][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Thank you.' *He strokes his beard.
[6:24][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods once monotoned- Good Evening Doctor, this is an honor, My you enjoy your day of Remerberenc
[6:24][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she smiled at ezri then looked to marcus* Yes you do
[6:25][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Welll more that we all enjoy it now shall we see what the Devilish Dominatrix and her Deranged Division of Derelict and Dastardly Degenerates is up to this week
[6:25][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"I saw mentions of some of Doctor Divances inventions..but no blueprints so I am filing in the details.
[6:25][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"You had me at dominatrix, doc.
[6:26][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Course she did.
[6:26][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-quirks a brow andnods- I have studied my characte
[6:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she laughed then sat down in the commanders chair
[6:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Okay Let us see. Computer Begin Episode Breifing
[6:27][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-moves over to assume her post at her console
[6:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*they'd all notice that their consoles seemed to be able to do... everything. so narratively they could be ordered to carry out any task
[6:28][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Should get me one of these," *he muttered.
[6:28][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'lena pushed a button on the chair and the veiwscreen came on
[6:28][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor starts categorizing with little red buttons for gun stuff, blue ones for science stuff and yellow for ops work.
[6:28][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-looks over to the viewscreen
[6:30][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Narrater] THIS WEEK ON HEROES OF THE FEDERATON. The No good Commander T'kill and her Crew of criminals and exiles have learned of a new type of UltraDilithium capable of powering Doctor Deviances 
[6:30][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Black Hole Detonator Device capable of destroying all worlds in the federation has been discovered on a remote Mining colony
[6:31][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*music plays https://youtu.be/0pF9YZPqb0M 
[6:31][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Narrator] Can the Intrepid Commander Keera learn of the plot in time! Or has she finally met her match tune in to find out
[6:32][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the screen fades and hten shows a starfield at warp
[6:33][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Mr Wolf. What do we know of this fascinating forbidden Federation facility
[6:33][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Muahahaha." *Marcus opened.
[6:33][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"That like all federation facilities, it's probably made of cardboard and reeks of weakness.
[6:34][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she pet the skull on her chair
[6:34][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Whatever they are, we will destroy their defenses with deadly... uh... destruction.
[6:34][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"We are 35 minutes away. Are you sure we can't get a -little- raid in on the way?
[6:34][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-sultry laugh- Klingons...are justnever satisfie
[6:34][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Oh how we love them for i
[6:35][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Patieance Mr Wolf, Proper prior planning prevent pathetic paltry performance
[6:35][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Yeah." *A pause.* "So what -is- the plan?
[6:36][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Klingons don't plan... klingons krush.
[6:36][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...indeed, the UltraDilithium is the only thing that can power my ultimate weapon..this raid must go flawlessly.
[6:36][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-eyes Mr Wolf- Do not tease, we have work to d
[6:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Indeed our victory shall all but assure the end to that Commander Keera and her ilk. And when the ashes of the federation Settle it will be the Raptors Wings that stir them agian
[6:38][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-purrs to Ezri- Let us hope that this time your device..you know -teases- Actually work
[6:38][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Flares his nostrils at V'Tira, then turns to T'Lena.* "I am still getting a trophy from their base.
[6:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"The plan is simple Subcommander. The T'vexen will proceed under cloak, and we will board the station. we will proceed to then remvoe any oposition while doctor deviance finds the ultradilithium an
[6:39][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I for one thought that the Pulsar Prolapse Probe was a genius idea, if only it hadn't been foiled by that meddling commander.
[6:39][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-coos at the famous nostril flare of Mr Wolf and then chuckles as she works her console
[6:39][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--glares at V'Tira-- "Mind your tounge Vulcan, i'll feed you to my humanoid pig hybrid soldiers.
[6:39][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:incorperates it in her device. Then we will see the entire Federation bow to our feet and kiss them
[6:39][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to Ezri- Mmmpromises promies my dear docto
[6:39][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I thought those were just tellarites, Doctor.
[6:39][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Now now save fightign for our feckless federation foes
[6:40][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"A delightfully devious..." *Another pause.* "...Devisement?
[6:40][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-giggles at WOlf and bows to T'Kill- Yes of course my dea
[6:40][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Yes my commander.
[6:40][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Else you will have to take it up with Sub Commander Skull. and He doesn't listen well anymore
[6:40][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she pet the skull
[6:40][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-shakes her head, Poor Skull never did learn
[6:41][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Lights up a cigarette on the bridge, showing his callous disregard for rules, and showing smoking as a bad person habit that should not be picked up by good federation kids.
[6:41][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Seducer Sehlat, scan for any comm signatures
[6:42][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*a small probe drops down from the cielign and takes t'ghors cigarette
[6:42][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*putting it in an astray
[6:42][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-purrs- Running scans now -does so with a sultry sweep of her fingers
[6:42][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Narrator] Now Remember, smoking, is bad. Even for the most Evil of People
[6:43][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'lena laughs
[6:43][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"An apple a day keeps Doctor Deviance away...
[6:44][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Interesting, i am detecting a quantum anomaly..
[6:45][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"dead ahead.
[6:45][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:What? Nothing should be out here
[6:45][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Talk in normal people words, what's a quantum?
[6:45][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Let's shoot it.
[6:45][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Analysis indicates it may be Dominion in origin.
[6:45][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Let's shoot it.
[6:45][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Mmmnow this might be interesting..I am picking up a rathervague transmission...as far as Ican tell itis in Jem Hadar -to T'Kill
[6:46][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Someone's decloaking us, Commander!
[6:46][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...We should have shot it.
[6:46][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I mean we can still shoot it.
[6:46][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:**the T'Vexen shimmers out of cloak and is pulled from warp and is now facing off with three Jem Hadar ships*
[6:47][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-in a slinky sultry tone- We are being haile
[6:47][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"only three ships? Hardly seems a fair fight...they need more ships..
[6:47][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:No drinking...no playing..the Jem Hadar are such a boring race
[6:47][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Don't worry, the jem'hadar are weaklings because they are junkies.
[6:48][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Warriors don't do drugs.
[6:48][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:and no fun at all -pouts
[6:48][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"That's why we bully you, Mister Wolf.
[6:48][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the back of a head turns back to the screen, a Vorta missing and eye and looking very similiar to a certain Tiberius Asada greets them
[6:49][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Steek] Commander T'kill how wonderfule it is to see you, I have been waiting a long time for this
[6:49][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-murrs- Now Vorta on the other hand..
[6:49][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Steek, my dear still seeing so monocular.
[6:50][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Steek] Yes! Anyway. Time to die
[6:50][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I don't trust them vorta. They all look the same.
[6:50][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the ship rocks as it is hit
[6:50][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor does the overdramatic bridge wobble
[6:50][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:and you can always tell when they are lying..their lips move...oh now now..how rude -does the same as Wolf
[6:51][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Should I fire the cannons?" *He wobbled.
[6:51][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Mr Wolf, make our course for broadside the main ship
[6:51][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Yes when we can see what remains of their eyes
[6:51][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He boops the console as he starts flying them in a position to boom the main ship.
[6:51][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Eye -reminds TKill
[6:51][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Aye aye, Captain!
[6:51][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Commander! )
[6:51][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"activating the tran-meta-shielding.
[6:52][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:And Doctor, do be proactive with your excellent experimentations
[6:52][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((rolls for actions)
[6:52][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Commencing the MegaNoTalkJamming
[6:52][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"What happened to those brain-eating nanobots of yours?
[6:52][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Oh, oh, use the de-evolver ray, Doctor!
[6:52][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-tries to jam the Jem Hadar ships
[6:53][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"oh no i have something special in mind...
[6:54][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"loading the PEW-36 Neutronium space detonator.
[6:54][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:...not your shrink ray again is it
[6:55][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...oh no..have not quite worked out the kinks in that one...dond't want to get shrunk again.
[6:55][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-giggles
[6:55][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"When I got shrunk, I saw up Seducer Sehlat's skirt.
[6:55][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I think it stared back at me...
[6:55][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I thought working out kinks was what our Sehlat was for," *he winked, which turned out to just be a blink with an eyepatch on.
[6:55][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"uncertainty levels rising,,,1.21 gigashrieks and rising.
[6:55][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-laughs- Now that was a fun night now for all wasnt it
[6:56][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the T'vexen spring into action and then its becoems obvious that the plot protector safeties are on, the ship splits through the ships and the detonator goes off after a firing of the cannons all 
[6:56][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:the jem hadar ships have stopped fighting and moving
[6:56][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Hail them Seducer Sehlat
[6:56][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Ha ha, I enjoy being sexually promiscuous without using proper contraception.
[6:57][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-opens a hail with a sweep of her painted nails
[6:57][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Shreek] T"KIIIIILLL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
[6:57][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:You are on Commande
[6:57][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the vorta was seen now surrounded in cheeseburgers as his jem hadar were now eating ketracel white castle.
[6:58][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Jelly," *he muttered to Mr. Wolf.
[6:58][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Very well thought of, Doctor... can you do the same to our bridge?
[6:59][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Nods to Cmdr Paine
[6:59][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:It's seem purhaps you should have become buried in our beef. bye bye now Jolan Tru
[6:59][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Mr Wolf resume course ot the mine
[6:59][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-waggles her fingers at Steek
[6:59][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Turns off the parking brake and keeps onwards.
[6:59][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Moving... I want burgers too.
[7:00][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:=hangs up on him then
[7:00][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:We can eat after we have VICTORY
[7:00][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the simulated darked for a moment
[7:00][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:OKay commercial break. Is everyone having fun
[7:00][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri frowns-- "..nothing exploded..
[7:00][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Does victory come with fries and a shake?
[7:00][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"It was an explosion fo flavor Ezri
[7:01][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--sighs-
[7:01][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Don't worry you'll get explosions
[7:01][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"It'll be an explosion in their restroom later.
[7:01][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"ew.
[7:01][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:You have to understand this was, actually the first introduction to federation culture most romulans my age recieved
[7:02][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I like it. Even if it wasted a perfectly good cigarette.
[7:02][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Up untilt eh alliance in the dominion war we were basically banned from consuming any federation media. Shreek and his jem hadar were the adversary commander keera and T'kill went up against
[7:02][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- I find this to be..quite acceptabl
[7:02][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:I actually forgot about the anti drug use stuff
[7:03][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Most children's propaganda sneaks it in.
[7:03][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:T'Ghor's aortive useof tobacco was ..amusin
[7:03][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Abortive
[7:03][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"That being said shreek didn't look like Commander Asada in the original
[7:03][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"An addition you put in, doc?
[7:04][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"I beleive that parameter might have been left over from when I showed this to Desiree
[7:04][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Mister Asada wouldve approved and aprpeciated the cheeseburger
[7:04][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Percussive therapy
[7:04][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-the slightest of smirks of amsuement
[7:04][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"He always seemed like a cool guy to me. He gave me a bottle of his hot sauce.
[7:05][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Captain's pet...
[7:05][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I mean, after that he -did- end up knocking me out and stuffing me in a jefferies tube.
[7:05][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Well shall we. Computer remove child plot safeties allow for failures
[7:05][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Computer] Failure enabled, may your diety have mercy upon you
[7:06][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Don't some human cultures see that as a marriage proposal, Blaine?
[7:06][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Sir Asada was always trying to get me to go into the jeffereis tube with him..it was creepy.
[7:06][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Pretty sure that's your kind, T'Ghor.
[7:06][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...Especially if he -stuffed- you.
[7:06][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she laughed
[7:07][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Okay places in my ready room people
[7:07][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor took out his Mek'leth and started tossing it about all klingony style.
[7:07][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He almost fumbles it to the floor and decides not to play with sharp objects.
[7:08][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He peered at the mushroom display.* "Now that the kid stuff is turned off do we get to do shrooms?
[7:08][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:**The Simualtor fades in an music is heard followd by the narrator*
[7:08][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:* https://youtu.be/e_YHQZeVv-w 
[7:08][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-looks up at the broody music
[7:09][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Narrator] Now cloaked looking at their prey, The malevolent malcontents merciliessly muse more on their mischievious maschinations
[7:09][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'lena activates a holomap displaying the facility
[7:10][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Suggestions
[7:10][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"We beam down and kill them all.
[7:10][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Set a fire to exactly a degree below the special rock's melting point and wait it out.
[7:10][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"We could inject RX-8000 nerve gas through the ventilation system.
[7:11][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the dilithium could be in one of three locations on the map, and they woudl need to defend Doctor Deviance for 25 minutes while she configured the device
[7:11][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Seduce the base commander andget his access codes
[7:11][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:All good plans, What do you think Seducer Sehlat
[7:11][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Seduce the base commander andget his access codes
[7:11][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-smirks amused
[7:11][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"So long as your filthy underwear does not end up on my console again.
[7:12][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-chuckles- Underwear
[7:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"The issue is if we kill them all none will remain to inform Keera of her failure. and if we set fire we woudl damage the insturments Doctor deviance needs
[7:12][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Then don't put it there, Mr. Wolf.
[7:12][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Kill -most- of them and set a fire as we leave?
[7:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"However the nerve Gas.... now that is an idea it woudl remvoe the non android workers.
[7:12][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"We kill everyone but one?
[7:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she tapped her cheek
[7:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:We could then take control of the android workers..
[7:13][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Why Mr Wolf your klingon bloodless knows no bounds, but why kill when you can embarass and make them all look foolish
[7:13][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i could reformulate the gas so it only knocks them out..if you would prefer.
[7:13][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Are we going to release the clothes-eating nanites again?
[7:13][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I guess that's fun too..." *He sighs.
[7:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Those were fu
[7:14][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she showed the dilihtium mine* Yes yes take control of the androids! We need to get here
[7:14][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:They would then mine for u
[7:14][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"yeah, I am not sure what went wrong with the nanites and i would prefer not to be nakeded again..
[7:14][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she showed a control room
[7:15][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"A warrior's bat'leth must be sheathed unless hei ntends to use it.
[7:15][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Enough about nacent nanite nudity numerate now on the plan
[7:15][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Then why'd your parents circumcise you, T--- Mr Wolf?
[7:15][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-chuckles- What did I say about not teasing and focusing on our work
[7:16][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...How do you know whether or not I'm circumcised?
[7:16][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to T'Kill
[7:16][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Why else do you think I carved out my own eye?
[7:17][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Ah, so it was the shame of not asking my consent before looking at my luscious nude form.
[7:17][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"reprogramming Federation androids is a fairly easy matter,if we could gain access to a junction undetected. Then the androids could round up the human crew for us.
[7:17][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Now we need a team to infiltrate and take control of the androids and release the gas. and one to seduce the commander for his access codes while I prepare a suprise for Commander Keera! Who wants t
[7:17][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:do what
[7:17][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Well if the good doctor's gas can be made to knock out..we then move in..take control of the andriods..nab the samples she needs and leave the others to inform the good commander of her failure to st
[7:17][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:The facility will need the gas released from the inside
[7:17][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:stop her
[7:18][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:So i suppose you may insert here
[7:18][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"to release the gas would require access to the central ventilation node.
[7:18][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I will accompany the Seductress, just in case the commander doesn't swing that way.
[7:18][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she pointed to an area on the lower floors of the mine
[7:18][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- Well I will defintely enjoy the company of the base commande
[7:19][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- The subcommander is very..supportive that wa
[7:19][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Prudent. Well Sub Commander Pain you have command on teh station. Do not fail Subcommander scull is lonely and my chair is not balanced
[7:19][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I am with doctor deviance. I have little patience for promiscuous playtime.
[7:19][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she laughed menacingly
[7:19][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-shakes her head..poor skull never learned
[7:20][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Now go to the transmaterializer
[7:20][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Aye aye, Commander. Arrr!
[7:20][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Oh yes to be tantalyzingly transported to the target sit
[7:20][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Time to buckle some swash!
[DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I am going to take a crap on their console once Doctor Deviance is done with them.
[7:22][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri looks at T'Ghor horrified as they head to the transmaterilaizer.-
[7:22][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*after another fade out and commercial scene the four person team appears on the station
[7:27][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*they are in a small open room off the main room some dilithium is stored and they have a door in front of them ther eis a sign on the door that saays "s32 research -without you we might be evil- 
[7:27][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:written on i
[7:28][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Weird flex, but okay..." *he muttered.
[7:28][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:(Actions
[7:28][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Right
[7:29][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Right... let's see if the door will just, you know, open before we try anything elaborate." *He checked the door.
[7:29][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Doctor? Where do we need to go to jack the droids?
[7:29][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"pulls out a paper map and unfolds it (for reasons?) -
[7:29][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Well it is not like ive not dreamed of being in a closet with you three.
[7:30][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I thought Commander Paine was in the closet...
[7:30][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Oh honey, that door's been busted open for years.
[7:30][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"the main computer access is that way..
[7:31][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-pats Wolf on theback- Remember Mr Wolf..the closet door is made from all kinds of wood dear brothe
[7:31][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the door was locked
[7:31][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"central ventilation access is down that corridor.
[7:31][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the lock was labled ZeeLocks- The best in the galaxy
[7:31][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Okay. Any clue as to where the station commander might be?
[7:31][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Nods to the trill with the map.
[7:31][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri unslings her lightning cannon and points it at the door.-
[7:31][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Wait... before we go so loud...
[7:31][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Wait
[7:32][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-goes to pick the lock
[7:32][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Stealth, Doctor... remember?
[7:32][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Oh... I was gonna punch it.
[7:32][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:I kno
[7:32][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to Wolf as she fiddles witht he tiny little hole
[7:32][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"oh right...the thunder might alert the guards.
[7:32][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] Hi I see you are attempting Unauthorized access, Did you forget your pass code
[7:32][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I like the way you think, Doctor, but we have our orders.
[7:32][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Oh why hello therre Badgey...my my youare adoreabl
[7:33][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor jumps back at the voice and points to the door.* "WHAT IN GRE'THOR IS THAT?
[7:33][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"oh its badgy..he will help us.
[7:33][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Relax, man... the code's probably 42069 or something.
[7:33][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Now Now Wolf..he is just doing his jo
[7:33][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"He? -It- is evil. I see it in its eyes.
[7:33][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Sure you're not catching your reflection?
[7:33][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I'm sure...
[7:34][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] I am the Door lock assitant, I am programemd to assist people who find themselves locked behind unexpected doors. If you can please provided your access code... I will... assist ... you.
[7:34][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Badgy isn't evil...
[7:34][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"His name is just the letter U away from 'badguy.'
[7:34][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-lightrly pets badgeys pointy point head- Now now just an assistant?? You seem more like a Door Lock Operator to m
[7:35][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] I could be a door lock operator.. I do like to open up
[7:35][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Surely youcan can open the door far easier than any old assitant cant you?
[7:35][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] Why yes I could..
[7:35][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:MMmwho does not like to open u ...you are soo big and strong.but Mr Wolf..he thinks you cant do it..lets show him how bug and dumb he i
[7:36][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:big
[7:36][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((Roll to wolololo badgy)
[7:36][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-coos to the little badge- Ibeliev ein yo
[7:36][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((bonsued since you are rubbing his tip
[7:36][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((well sence thats +10 thats makes that 69)
[7:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] You are right I am a good door operator. Allow to me open myself up for you
[7:37][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-blows a soft wwarm stream of herbreathover his point
[7:37][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Why thank you Badgey...very kind of yo
[7:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the door opens and badgy turns red then dissapears
[7:37][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus adjusted his belt slightly.
[7:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*before you is a hallway going left and right
[7:37][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:What a nice little program..I want o
[7:37][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:one
[7:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*one way to leads to the central ventalation
[7:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*accordign to ezri's map that is left
[7:38][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri has the looks of someone whose childhood has been ruined.-
[7:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the other leads to somewhere else.
[7:38][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Doctor...where does the right hallway go
[7:38][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Pats Ezri.* "There, there.
[7:39][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"the right corridor heads to command and control..
[7:39][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Well, guess that's where we go to control the commander.
[7:40][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-nods to marcus- Shall we subcommander
[7:40][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"the commanders quarter will be near by command and control.
[7:40][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Let's." *He started down the right hand corridor.
[7:41][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-skipped along beside Pain as they proceeded
[7:41][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:(right hand to DOIC2
[7:41][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the path to central ventalation lay before ezri and t'ghor
[7:41][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-her pony tail playfully boincing
[7:41][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Blaine's eyes tracked bouncing, but not from her pony tail.
[7:41][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--heads off to central ventilations-
[7:41][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Follows after the trill.
[7:41][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((Both groups roll perception)
[7:42][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*as Ezri and t'ghor make their way down the hallway they both hear talking
[7:43][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Starfleet Officer] I can't beleive we have to listen to the commander. He just doesn't have it all in his head you know
[7:43][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"shhhh I hear talking." --she says quietly.-
[7:44][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He stops and stays quiet
[7:44][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Starfleet Officer 2] I know its almsot like... they put him here because they want us to fail. If we hadn't literally tripped over that blue dilithium..
[7:44][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the officers are going to pass by them* ((Actions.)
[7:45][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks for a hiding spot-
[7:45][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*As they mvoe through the hallway v'tira hears mechanical steps ahead of them
[7:45][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-quietly toPain- Andriods ahead -nods inthe direction
[7:46][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:(actions
[7:46][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor waits for them to pass up and tries to bash their heads into one another like a cheesy ccartoon
[7:46][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Shit..." *He looked for a spot to try and avoid detection.
[7:46][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:(rolls group 1
[7:47][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*marcus finds a closet right next to them
[7:47][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*ezri hides in a maintenance nook
[7:47][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*as the two officer pass t'ghor he's able to bash their heads together knocking htem out... but now they have two ko'd officers beneath them
[7:48][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Might as well," *he said and tried to open it to slip inside.
[7:48][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri leans out and glares at T'Ghor-- "Why didn't you just hide?
[7:48][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*he was able to open it up and head in
[7:48][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-smirks and slips inside with him 
[7:48][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He goes to drag them over to the maintenance nook where Ezri was, shrugging.* "Iunno.
[7:49][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the door shuts behind them
[7:49][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He looked around the little closet to make sure they hadn't just stepped into a hurt locker.
[7:49][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*bodies stashed succesfully
[7:49][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*ezri and t'ghor now had a clear shot into the central ventalation room
[7:49][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"After you, Doctor
[7:49][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"As long as no one turn these lights on the bodie should stay hidden here.
[7:50][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*it was a laudry closet
[7:50][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor looks for the light switch.
[7:50][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*they could hear the mechancial feet pass by on the other side and fade off into the distance
[7:50][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-wrinkles hernose- what alovely smell you have discovere
[7:50][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:(Agility rolls
[7:50][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Well well well..." *He looked around for uniforms in their size.
[7:51][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-rummages as well helping him- Ugh..starfleet has so little styl
[7:51][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*both of you immediatley snes something fallign from above you and dodge out of the way v'tira landing on marcus as a laundry bot descends from above and dumps dirty workers clothing into a receptica
[7:52][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-holds up a short skirt- Look at this...there are no slits on the sides
[7:52][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*this contained uniforms fresh from the mines
[7:52][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*there was no switch
[7:52][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-smiles down at him and playfully wiggles- Why hello ther
[7:53][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Ah, well. Let us be off.
[7:53][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He eyed V'Tira on top of him for a moment.* "Maybe later, we've got shit to do." *He tried to edge them out of the potential line of sight of the laundrobot.
[7:54][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((roll to hide)
[7:54][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-pouts- as you wish -wriggles free 
[7:55][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*v'tira is able to hide but marcus holdign dirty clothing has the bot come over to him and attempt to take it form him. Then since his pants were smudged the bot dematerialized his pants
[7:55][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'ghor and ezri woudl enter the central ventalization room, to find it stragnely unguarded
[7:56][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-smiles up at him from her hiding spot
[7:56][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*there were several consoles around
[7:56][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Fine, jeez, take--- hey!" *He glared and tugged his jacket down as his pants were zapped off.
[7:56][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*they hear the door lock
[7:56][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--enters the central ventilations area and walks up to a console to access it--
[7:56][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] Well WELLL WELLLL if it isn't my new friends? So soon into the pants of another my dear
[7:57][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-looks to see if Zbadgey is talking toher or the laundry bot
[7:57][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"This looks very... trappy.
[7:57][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] *is projected from the door
[7:57][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I get the feeling that's not--- oh, hey..." *He waved sheepishly.
[7:57][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((roll to hack
[7:58][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] I am dissapointed... I was so helpful
[7:58][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-coos to him- You are very helpfu
[7:58][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] I will have to Wash you of your SINs
[7:59][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the laudry bots eyes glow read and then its front shows badgy's face
[7:59][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Woah, hey! The only sin that happened in those pants was I dropped my meatball sub on them three days ago.
[7:59][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*ezri is able to gain access
[8:00][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-to the laundrybot badgey- Now now sweethert...stay calm...you stioll wish tobe helpful yes?? -reaches out to stroke over thebots metal back
[8:00][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Hey..
[8:00][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor steps forwards and opens a locker.
[8:00][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i have access," --she unslings the canisters of gas.-
[8:00][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] I will help. I will Clean you....both
[8:01][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:There is no need toget upset...itis a waste of your talents dea
[8:01][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Something's in this locker.
[8:01][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:You are above this..a beingof your itnelligenc
[8:01][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the laundry bot starts spinning a broom and swigns at v'tira
[8:01][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((combat initiated
[8:01][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-doged as best she can to stay close to thebot
[8:01][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Hey!" *He tried to find a weapon of his own.
[8:01][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*out of the locker falls a pakled with a commadner rank
[8:02][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Hey is that a Pakled?
[8:02][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled] No No put me back... evil assitant thing... will find me... make heart stop go
[8:02][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Mm... we -will- put you back in... If you give us the codes to the thingy's room.
[8:03][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He nods to Ezri to elaborate on what the "Thingy" is
[8:03][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled] Wait you are not starfleet! You are.... DOCTOR DEVIANCE!!!!
[8:03][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"the ultradilithium storage..we need the codes.
[8:03][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((rolls)
[8:03][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"...no...okay maybe..
[8:04][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled] I will stop YOU!!! *he tries to reach for Ezri
[8:04][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Still gonna need those codes though.
[8:04][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((actions)
[8:05][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*starts playing as both groups enter their melee* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4
[8:05][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*v'tira is able to dodge the bots broom swipe
[8:05][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*marcus looks around and finds well he finds a boot
[8:06][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor shrugs.* "You know... you could give them to us... or we could tie you up and leave you to the assistant thing?
[8:06][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri takes evasive action as she tries to remember if there was anything in her self defesne class covering Pakled attack-
[8:06][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...I've had worse." *He grabbed the boot, pulling the laces out halfway and then spinning it around to hurl it like a sling at the bot.
[8:06][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-drapes a setof ditry coveralls over Badgey's face
[8:06][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Seeing Ezri reached for, he just tried to punch the pakled square in the face.
[8:06][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((rolls for defense, and attack)
[8:07][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the bot is covered by the laundry and then hit by the boot
[8:07][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the door unlocks a moment and opens up
[8:07][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((action)
[8:08][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Now!" *He tried to jump out the door.
[8:08][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-spinsa nd tries to jump out of the door at the same time Marcus does
[8:08][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((rolls)
[8:09][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*both v'tira and marcus make it through the door as it closes
[8:09][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-does a set of cartwheels through the door
[8:09][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...That worked out." *He looked down and realised he still had no pants.* "Sort of.
[8:09][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*marcus is now bareass in th emiddle of the hallway
[8:09][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-checks him out- Worked out for m
[8:10][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Stop objectifying me." *He tried to tug his coat down further.
[8:10][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-spanks Marcus on his nearest cheek 
[8:10][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:So very tight...very nic
[8:10][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*there was now a live long and prosper hand symbol in red on marcyus's ass
[8:10][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He couldn't help but yelp.* "Hey!
[8:11][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Shall we Sub-Commander
[8:11][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*ezri deflty dodges the deranged dodo
[8:11][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'ghor lands a punch on the pakleds nose and it cuases him to studder back
[8:11][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He sighed.* "I guess we should." *He tried to continue on, keeping his jacket pulled down partly over his butt.
[8:11][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled] OOOUCH! *he starts crying
[8:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakeld] You broked my nose
[8:12][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Now! You will calm down and listen to me, or I break every limb you g-" *He blinks as he was not expecting him to start crying.
[8:12][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-blinks as he walks on and then - Oh right..the mission -sighs and follows
[8:12][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Uh. Yeah. I did. And your arms will be next unless you give me the codes.
[8:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled] I am telling my Mom
[8:12][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I..." *He looked to Doctor Defiance, unsure of what to do.
[8:12][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Don't be mean. We can talk this out.
[8:12][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*V'tira and marcus would have access to command and control
[8:13][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:We are her
[8:13][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Now to find the commande
[8:13][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*inside they see the Commander of the station. She is aon old greyhaired Pakled woman sitting at the center console
[8:13][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"We are just here to make friends, you want to be friends ...right?
[8:13][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] WHY is no one answering!!! Answer ME I am the Person in CHARGE
[8:13][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she is wearing a large hat
[8:13][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-eyebrows raise clearly not expecting that
[8:13][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...T'Ghor's going to be pissed he didn't go this route." *He muttered.
[8:13][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Indee
[8:14][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Is she... the only one in there?" *He peered around.
[8:14][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she was in fact alone
[8:14][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-moves over to the Pakled woman and salutes her- Ma'am yes Ma'am
[8:15][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled] Friends I am Bo
[8:15][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled] You are mean
[8:15][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus shrugged, then walked in after V'Tira.
[8:15][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i am Doctor Deviance, pleased to meet you.
[8:15][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] You are... you are... Not my crew! Who are you
[8:15][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Friend is mean
[8:16][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] My nose hurts
[8:16][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Candygram?" *He shrugged, trying to keep his jacket in place.
[8:16][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-in a secretive voice- We are ..um 'finger quotes- With /them/..assiged toassist your command Ma'am..we are undercove
[8:16][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"sorry about that Wolf here is excitable.
[8:16][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] How can you be under cover you are not in bed
[8:16][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Why we just left bed to answer your calls
[8:16][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Make him apologize
[8:17][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:See?? He hasno pants on
[8:17][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-points at Marcus
[8:17][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I... I am not!
[8:17][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Wolf tell him you are sorry.
[8:17][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"This was more important than modesty." *He nodded earnestly.
[8:17][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"B-but..." *His shoulders droop and he sighs.* "Fine... I'm sorry I hit you...
[8:17][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] *raises her eyebrow* I see why wait... are you here for birthday celebration
[8:17][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Okay
[8:17][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Yes of course, why Else
[8:17][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Yes?
[8:17][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] You wanted to see ultra dilithium
[8:18][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"We'd love to, yes.
[8:18][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] YAY ME!!! It pays to have a big hat
[8:18][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-nodnods- It does
[8:18][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Yes we would so love to see the ultra dilithium.
[8:18][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"A big hat gets a big present." *He agreed.
[8:18][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Itsays you are in charge
[8:18][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] I am Gertha
[8:19][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] YAY
[8:19][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- Greeting Commander Gertha
[8:19][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*meanwhiel on the ship watchign everything with popcorn
[8:19][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[t'lena] *laughing maniacally
[8:19][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-points at marcus- Do you like your present
[8:20][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Okay but evil hologram guards it
[8:20][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Need to get passed him
[8:20][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] He controls door bosses
[8:20][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"You have the codes..right?
[8:21][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] No, thats why installed hologram i couldn't remember... mother kept being mad i woudl lock myself in closets
[8:21][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus struck a pose.
[8:21][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"which hologram?
[8:21][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Badgy
[8:21][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Oh, great. I -told- you!
[8:22][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Bought it on black market from ferengi trader said it would make station safe
[8:22][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"badgy isn't evil...
[8:22][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Badgy wants ultradilithium for himself
[8:22][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Doctor, he's smiling, but his eyes... they are -soulless-!"
[8:22][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the commadner claps
[8:22][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] make it go... make it go like spinnign fan
[8:23][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'lena facepalmed
[8:23][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- Of course....-to Marcus- Spin...like a spinning fa
[8:23][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...What, like helicopter dick?" *He looked at V'tira.
[8:23][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Sure -nods
[8:23][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"But...badgy is helpful. He helps you learn Starfleet protocols.
[8:23][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Maybe a little to stupid on the pakleds.. slovak.
[8:23][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:solvak
[8:24][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Badgy locked me in the locker
[8:24][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the locker had not been locked
[8:24][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Or... I could try..." *He spun in place to keep from being cancelled by the network.
[8:24][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Okay we go but we stop badgy
[8:24][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri turns to the console.-- "let me fix the ventilation system, then we can god see the dilithium:
[8:24][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-acts in awe of his ability to spin- Wo
[8:25][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Right...
[8:25][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] *claps her hands* Yay me yay my birthday! Yay sexy man makes it g
[8:25][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I don't trust badgy as far as I can throw him.
[8:25][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((roll for mesmerize marcus)
[8:25][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Yep... sexy man make it go all night...
[8:25][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"look if I need to I can inject badgy with my hologram destroyinjg virus.
[8:25][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the pakled was completely distracted givign v'tira free reing of the command cneter
[8:26][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Ventalation system isn't broken
[8:26][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-does jsut that and heads over tot he console t0 shut down securitymeasures and see how she might gan control of the androids
[8:26][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--connects the canisters.-- "i am making some minor improvements.
[8:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] *appears on teh screen* I can't let you do that Deviance
[8:27][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor yelps and tries to punch Badgy.
[8:27][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] I am the security on this station I make them.... safe
[8:27][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Dont do this badgy..your helpful not evil..
[8:28][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He threw in some cheek clenches to really seal the deal.
[8:28][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] I am helpful. *ezri notices that badgy has overidden her canisters and the gas is starting to release
[8:28][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*actions
[8:29][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:..
[8:29][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--jabs the holgram destroying viral pen into the console.-- "..You made me do this badgy..
[8:30][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *badgy seems to disappear from teh console
[8:30][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"...Oh.
[8:30][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Well... That was easier than I anticipated.
[8:30][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--tears are streaming down Ezri's face-- "BADGY NOOOO!!! I'm so sorry..
[8:31][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'ghor hears a large amount of marching
[8:31][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Doc! Someone's coming! No crying!
[8:31][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*outside in unison
[8:31][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-tries toquicly type while trying to remain descreet as she works to shut downthe now super active army of evil andriods
[8:31][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri shakes her head-- "what have I done?
[8:31][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgynators] DEVIANCE DEVIANCE COME LET US HELP YOU.... TO DEATH!!
[8:32][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] oh no! *he ruins off through another door* This way!!
[8:32][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Well that doesn't sound good..
[8:32][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor grabs Ezri's forearm and drags her with himself after Bob.
[8:32][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the base goes to red alert
[8:32][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] WHAT!!!
[8:33][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] You are tricking me. *she pulls out a phaser to stun marcus
[8:33][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*actions
[8:33][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Checking now Ma'am..looks like mpore birthday celebration
[8:33][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks at her utility belt-- "hmm I may have grabbed the wrong viral pen..
[8:33][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"What? Nooo..." *On the next spin he would try to kick the pakled in the side of the head.
[8:33][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Kahless damn it, Doctor!
[8:33][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Didnt you order a cake?
[8:33][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*as they are running the dilihtimum mining lasers are now firing after them
[8:34][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*defensive rolls
[8:34][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((Rolls marcus)
[8:34][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((Rolls marcus)
[8:34][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*marcus felt an acute pain and then suddenly numbness... as his member was shot mid kick by a low level stun
[8:35][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-winced at that- ouc
[8:35][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:" ouch. *she shared the popcorn with a certain redhead
[8:35][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"OH GOD MAN DOWN!" *he shrieked and was instantly floored.
[8:35][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"yeah atleast you got to see that later now.
[8:35][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she said to someone offscreen that exited an arch
[8:36][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*ezri and t'ghor ninjad through a hail fo fire until the reached a door that was labled ultradilithium storage
[8:36][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Doc! Here it is!
[8:36][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Quick Into the ultrastorage
[8:36][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"excellent! Open the door Bob!
[8:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the door hoever had very haphazard paint and ultradilithium was spelled Ultradielithum
[8:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] *put his hand on a console and sayd * Open Go *and the door opened
[8:37][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*leading them enter the room
[8:37][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--unslings her lightining gun and covers the three as they head into the storage.-
[8:38][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*marcus's kick however did carry through and dislodged the pakled womans hat
[8:38][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-dove for the hat
[8:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*many badgynators present
[8:38][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:(actions
[8:38][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*so did the pakled commander
[8:38][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((roll)
[8:39][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:[lol
[8:39][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Whimpering through the coming numbness, Marcus would try to lunge at the pakled to help V'Tira.* (Teamwork?
[8:39][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--fires on the bagenators to keep them away from the door-
[8:39][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((activated
[8:39][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Doc, I'm trying to seal the door, make sure you're inside!
[8:39][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He attempts to seal the door behind them.
[8:39][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:[thank you Lio! :P 
[8:40][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--steps inside the door-
[8:40][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*marcus' desperate lunge grabs the pakled commanders leg and trips her up as v'tira reaches the hat expertly
[8:40][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*ezri's cannon ignites the hallway with exotic nergy nuetralizing three whoel waves of badgynators
[8:41][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-still on her knees she puts on the BIG HAT [tm] and stands- Now I am in charge
[8:41][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'ghor is able to seal the door
[8:41][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He looked at the commander.* "She's got you there.
[8:41][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:My hat is BIG
[8:41][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*behind them in the center of the room is a containment storage and in the center is a giant blue rock that is glowing
[8:41][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"The biggest!
[8:41][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] NOOOOO I miss beign in charge
[8:41][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"that door wont keep them out long..
[8:42][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*He presses on his totally-not-combadge.* =^= "Commander, we're in the room with the thingy, but we are pinned down by murderbots. Please be ready to beam us up on my go.
[8:42][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Here here is wher ei uploaded Badg
[8:42][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:GErtha! I order you to shut down the andriods! -stamps her foot and points at the console
[8:42][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= *pure laughter on the other side then stoic then * Of course mr wolf
[8:42][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= But we cannot beam the ultradilithium until Doctor Deviance renders it inert in her device
[8:43][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Pakled Commander] Okay I will try
[8:43][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Do not try..Do...Myhat is big
[8:43][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks over the console where badgy was uploaded-
[8:43][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[pakled commander] Androids.... Stop Go this is Commander! Access Code 1 2 3 4 
[8:43][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Uh... Doctor... can you do the... thingy?
[8:43][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*it wasn't very effective
[8:44][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Um...Obey The HAT
[8:44][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Right wolf, I'll work on the ultra dillithium, you work on this console...see if you can find a way to deactivate the Badgy protocols.
[8:44][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus got up and went to check the console.
[8:44][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*as t'ghor would look around the room he'd realized this isn't a storage room at all this is a quarters and basically the quarters fo a teenage boy there are lots of posters on teh wall of holowaifus
[8:45][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Gotcha.
[8:45][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor ignored the holowaifus and went to the console, trying to see just how much of Badgy remains in the system.
[8:46][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-to Marcus- ..its badgey isnt it
[8:46][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] Hello Mr Wolf... here to blow my house down
[8:46][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"this seems like a wierd place to store ultra dilithium...
[8:46][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Uh... looks like your mining bots are being run by badgys...
[8:46][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((body save t'ghor)
[8:46][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I'll huff and I'll puff.
[8:46][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Told you... all he needed was a U to become the badguy.
[8:46][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:So we need to shut down badg
[8:47][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'ghor is shocked through the consoloe his hair is now standing entirely yup and he is blown back doc brown style into a not so clean pile of towels
[8:47][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-nods- So it seems..pity..he gave nic epoin
[8:47][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"They're not on the network any more... it's not gonna be that easy.
[8:47][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Gertha] We need Chief O'brien
[8:47][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor gets thrown back with a loud shout, his hair standing up like some bad caricature. When he realizes where he landed, though, he shouts again, kicking rapidly to get the towels away from 
[8:48][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*Himself.
[8:48][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri tries to see what she can do with the glowing blue rock -
[8:48][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-blinks- How did they get...wait..Dr Deviousnes
[8:48][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:(roll for science!
[8:48][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"I told you we should have set this place on fire...
[8:48][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Gertha] No we need chief obrien and his friend chief obrie
[8:49][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...I mean, I can see why they'd be friends, but that seems a bit odd.
[8:49][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Where are the Chiefs Obrien
[8:49][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor stands up, fighting his disgust to wrap his hands up in some towels as not to conduct electricity, and goes to try the console again.
[8:49][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Gertha] *shrugs
[8:49][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-checks the console- Where are they then
[8:50][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*at that time the door starts to open as a bot is cutting through
[8:50][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] HEEERE"S BADGY!!!
[8:50][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i see what you did there badgy..so cool.
[8:50][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the console showed two starfleet signatures in the hallway towards central ventaltion
[8:51][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor tries to work fast to sever the connection, or at least force Badgy out of the system temporarily.
[8:51][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*they appeared to be in a maintenance nook
[8:51][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:...someone stuffed them in a close
[8:51][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((ezri and t'ghor roll)
[8:52][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"What is with this place and closets?
[8:52][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Right
[8:52][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*badgy seems to turn on an emitter and t'ghor is now face to face with a stunning orion waifu but her head looks like badgy the tactile response does a spinning kick across his face knocking him to 
[8:52][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus tried to see if he could unlock the closet from there.
[8:52][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:the ground and she jumps on top and smacks his face
[8:52][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Big Hat to Chiefs Obrie
[8:53][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*ezri manages to get the containment field down and scans the rock
[8:53][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor gets beaten down, groaning in pain. He tries to fight back, throwing one hand up... to grope her breast, hoping the shock will be enough of a distraction for him to punch Orion-badgy off.
[8:54][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--scans the strange blue rock-- "this better not be fool's dilithium..
[8:54][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"..oh no...
[8:55][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Starfleet offcier 1] This is Rodgeers... i mean Cheif o'brien
[8:55][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Obrien2] She sounds different
[8:55][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Obrien1] *shrugs
[8:56][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Subcommander let them ou
[8:56][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] *starts hitting t'ghor* STOP HITTING HER SHE"S MY Friend
[8:56][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Chiefs Obrien..Badgy has muitinied..make him stop..now
[8:56][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((disadvantages grapple roll t'ghor)
[8:57][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He hit the 'door open' button, if he could find it.
[8:57][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'ghor is nwo being double beat up
[8:57][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!
[8:57][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Obrien2] Again
[8:57][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri hangs her head-- "its glucose, sodium chloride, pressurised carbon dioxide.
[8:57][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"DOCTOR!! HELP?!?!!
[8:57][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Yes Badgey is bad..shut down..forever
[8:58][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"..its poprocks candy..." --Ezri shakes her head in stunned disbelief.
[8:58][DOIC3]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[O'Brien] I thought we cleaned that out of the system... *he pushes a button on his padd
[8:58][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"DOOOOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOR!" *He tries to punch both Bob and Badgy-Orion in the crotches.
[8:58][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] NOOOOOOOOO I am nothing... gone... like tears... in... the Rain.... oh to have loved....
[8:58][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri seems oblicious to T'Ghor's plight-
[8:58][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the orion stops punchign t'ghor and turns back into an orion woman
[8:58][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] hugs he
[8:59][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*all the robots shut down
[8:59][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Thank you Chiefs Obrien! take the rest of thenight off! You are smart andmake us go
[8:59][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor rolls out of the way.* "You all are -crazy-!
[8:59][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"this is the ultra dilithium?" --points at the candy-
[8:59][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'lena might be on the gorund rolling around
[9:00][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] *walks over and breaks off some
[9:00][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] *Eats it
[9:00][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Bob] Its fun makes the mouth go to warp speed. you should try Doctor Deviance
[9:01][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Gertha] Oh no... now i will get in trouble
[9:01][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--looks around the room-- "um no thanks it will spoil my dinner..
[9:01][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"WHAT?
[9:01][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Gertha]*starts crying
[9:01][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I GOT BEATEN UP BECAUSE OF CANDY?!
[9:01][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*there are tears
[9:01][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-looks awkwardly at marcus as shecries
[9:01][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--sighs-- "Win some you lose some..
[9:02][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Yeah, sucks to suck, loser." *He tried to grab Gertha to shove her in a locker in a true villain style.
[9:02][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= Oh Crew this is Commander T'kill have you completed yoru mission
[9:02][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:*T'Ghor grabs the nearest bit of furniture and starts smashing it into the "Dilithium"
[9:02][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Gertha] *was remarkabley strong and coutner grappled
[9:03][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:((roll with disadvantage)
[9:03][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:=/\=The um mission has in fact reach a conclusion...just not the anticipated one..=/\
[9:03][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Gertha! get in the locker! So says Big Hat
[9:03][DOIC2]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she misinterprets what marcus is doing and give him a bear hug blowing her nose on his shirt
[9:03][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:...ew
[9:04][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"...Oh. Uh." *He awkwardly pat her on the back.* "There, uh, there?
[9:04][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*the ultra dilithium. crumbles and shatters
[9:04][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[bob] NOOOOO *he starts tryign to salvage what he can
[9:04][DOIC4]T'lena@Captain_Rien:=^= Are you all ready to come back
[9:04][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:=^= "Take us out, Commander it was -popping candy-!
[9:05][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri winces-- "We better go now..
[9:05][DOIC2]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:=/\= "...Yes please." *He tried to disengage from Gertha.
[9:05][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:=^= Yes I am read
[9:05][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:-helps marcus disengage
[9:05][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"if that candy gets wet..a reaction that big could be disasterous.
[9:05][DOIC2]V'Tira@Isis:Wehave to go no
[9:05][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*they all feel the fake confinement beem of the transmaterializer and are beamed back to the T'vexe
[9:06][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*marcus now has his pants back
[9:06][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*they never really were gone completely
[9:06][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He let out a sigh of relief.
[9:06][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*t'ghor has no bruising
[9:06][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:looks to see if she still has Big Hat[tn
[9:06][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"By the way the Rihannsu celebration of Rememberance is actually very near to the Festival of Humor
[9:06][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she does
[9:07][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-poses the hat to be more comfortable and keeps it on
[9:07][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she smiled* I hope you all had fun. I had a blast
[9:07][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"It was fun... makes me wanna watch reruns.
[9:07][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:I found the experience to be..most agreeable
[9:07][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Im sure you did," *He chuckled.
[9:07][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-eyes marcus- It had its.moment
[9:08][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"i don't i am still feeling some guilt about trying to kill badgy..
[9:08][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Well i promised Ezri explosions so
[9:08][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I never liked Badgy.
[9:08][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*she looked to ezri* If you please target the letters on the screen
[9:08][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Even back in the academy there was something... off about him. Like "Will roofie you and eat your face" off.
[9:09][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:The veiwscreen showed a "the end"
[9:09][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to Tlena- Thank you for allowingus to particpate and share this docto
[9:09][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:May youholidayremain as pleasing for yo
[9:10][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:"Oh I had a blast.
[9:10][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Yes... thanks, Doc. It was great.
[9:10][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:I would not...be dsagreeable should you ever wish to invite us to ths program agai
[9:10][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--Ezri commences to shoot the letters.-
[9:11][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"I think that's Vulcan for "I had fun".
[9:11][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"But I did as well, and I wouldn't mind to do it again.
[9:11][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*it explodes massively and in the black hole that is ripped from the explosion Badgy's face appears and speaks
[9:11][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-to TGhor-0 it i
[9:11][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Well, I should probably head out, I reckon there's another meeting I'm going to be pulled into now that I've had a solid few hours free.
[9:12][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:[Badgy] Thats all folks! For now......... *then dissapears
[9:12][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:--waves to Badgy-- "Bye badgy.
[9:12][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Yes, i need to get back to preperations
[9:12][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"See? He's okay.
[9:12][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Farwell badg
[9:12][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:"Computer, arch.
[9:13][DOIC1]T'Ghor@bulgariandragon:"Thanks, doc. And I'll see you all next time we have leave, provided I don't get blown to bits.
[9:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:and thus Bagy wentback to his homeplane
[9:13][DOIC1]T'lena@Captain_Rien:Jolan tru everyone. *she smiled and waited fro them to step through the arch before following
[9:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-keeps her big hat safe as she too exits
[9:13][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*Marcus departed.
[9:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:Jolan tru docto
[9:13][DOIC1]V'Tira@Isis:-sheleft as well
[9:13][DOIC1]Ezri Tegan@Demoncheru:"Bye doc, thanks for enviting my to your Day of Rememberance party.
[9:14][DOIC]T'lena@Captain_Rien:*and with the door shutting the real end plays with a small outro motif
[9:14][DOIC1]Marcus Blaine@liorexu:*He headed off for the next meeting... subtly rubbing at his still-burning ass cheek.*
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