Ness

Ness is an obnoxious, laidback fellow that is generally inconsistent with his visits to the kinderVerse.
== History ==
== Appearance ==
Ness stands at the relatively short height of 6"0, and weighs ~150 lbs. His skin tone is an unusual light yellow pigment. He is commonly seen wearing a black hoodie with two white stripes on both sleeves, sporting an image resembling Mad Dummy as well as black cargo pants. He has a monochrome CRT monitor with a length of around 12 inches atop his neck where a head would usually be. 
== Personality ==
Ness is generally annoying, with a lax attitude. He doesn't keep up with current media and has a very unoriginal sense of humor, generally consisting of referential shitposts. Usually quite pessimistic when it comes to personal achievements, and enjoys rhythm games ( Mainly Funky Friday ). He is almost constantly demotivated to continue projects he's working on, and procrastinates often. 
Ness' dialogue is low effort at best and unintelligible at worst, generally beginning with a lowercase letter and misspelling multiple words. 
Ness is usually a supporting character in events he's in, though his participation in said events is inconsistent at best.
== Abilities ==
Ness is capable of changing the display of his monitor and typically uses it to display various emoticons. This monitor can be detached at any point, where it will not be able to move unless picked up. Once detached, Ness' main body will act off of the emotions it feels in it's heart, while Ness' head acts off of reasonable assumptions and common sense, from it's "brain". Though it can be reattached at any time, the head and body do not necessarily always agree on things, and might require a third entity to place them back together. 
He is as strong as the average adult male, but is much more agile. He is capable of wielding melee weapons like clubs or daggers at an advanced level, though does not showcase this often. He is proficient at skateboarding and great at rapping. Due to his lack of facial features, Ness is incapable of tasting, smelling, or eating, and does not need to do these things as a result, capable of surviving indefinitely without food or water. 
== Origin ==
Ness was roaming the streets of Funky Friday, when he noticed a shitty 144p image of purple drink. He walked up to it, and was then instantly transported to The Pocket Dimension.
== Fun Facts ==
* Ness likes spicy chicken sandwiches and lemonade
* In old kinderVerse continuity, Ness was a different "Ness", namely the Earthbound protagonist.
* Ness owns a maid outfit 
*Ness currently lives outside of a 7-11 he mysteriously found somewhere along the Pocket Dimension
Category:Characters
Category:Present Kinderverse