Nameless Goat

Nameless Goat (or The Goat), is the main protagonist of the Brazilian sci-fi children book The Goat in the Spaceship. He is mentioned briefly in The Holographic Dome, and he is a master thief and owns a spaceship.
==Biography==
=== Summary ===
A Nameless Goat, a thief, lives in the constellation of Aries. One day, he steals the Rainbow Diamond and goes to celebrate in Isangweji, but his ship explodes, unmasking him. To help him escape from prison, a famous Poetess decides to go with him to a dinner with the President. Further on, the trio discover an evil person called Mr. G.O.O.D who wants to destroy all sapient life in Milky Way with a terrible joke. Together they will try to save the universe (more to Milky Way).
=== Early life ===
He was a ordinary goat villager in the planet Meee-praa, in Aries Constellation. Then the planet get invaded by colonizers, he sneaks in the colonizer's ship, he press the launch button and the spaceship take off, starting his life as a spaceship pilot and leaving the colonizers stuck in Meee-praa. He also was a kleptomaniac before the colonizers arriving.
=== As a thief ===
He stolen many jewels, burgled many mansions and malls at the galaxy, and pickpocketed hundreds of different people, using the complex social-economical equation, this cunning goat would need a 4690 year sentence unless he returned all the stolen jewelry. One day he wanted to steal the Raibow Diamond, one of the most valuable jewels in the Milky Way, and is located in Trappist-1b's secure museum, and was discovered by the miner Godophredo Zarip while exploring the Volcanic island of Vaardwaur, but the Museum had a lot of security like lasers, more cameras and unbreakable glass, making the diamond 99% unstolable, but the Goat is a professional burglar so he thought:"I have a thing to steal"And he goes to Trappist-1b, he disguises as a Victorian Era Gentleman, entered the museum, walked to the restroom, sat on a toilet and started hacking to disable lasers and cameras, later he left the restroom and approached the Rainbow Diamond, took the tablet out of his pocket, aimed at it as if trying to take a picture and turned of the lights, taking advantage of the darkness, The Goat took the diamond and ran to the ship, and he laughed maniacally while hugging the stolen Rainbow Diamond.
=== Redemption ===
After stealing the Rainbow Diamond, he decides to celebrate his criminal accomplishment in a bar in the planet Isangweji. he arrived at Isangweji, disguised as a Hipster and drove a cyberpunk scooter to the bar. The Goat enters the bar, and with a menacing smile he asked the waitress for a Happy-man special (sort of a cocktail), a old man told him about the constellation's greatest poetess but the Goat was skeptical, he scoffed and drank his drink.
A Spaceship landed near the bar, the ramp descended slowly and came a Poetess called Frankie Ksiaska. she greeted everyone with joy and walked to the amphitheater while the crowd followed her, the poetess went up on stage and recited her poems that were so wholesome that made the Goat question his felony job and he gave up being a thief.
=== Meeting the President ===
After the Poetess' speech
== External links ==
Nameless Goat on the Goat in the spaceship wiki
Category:Anthropomorphic
Category:Science Fiction Heroes
Category:Book Heroes
Category:Nameless
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Category:Animals
Category:Thieves
Category:Redeemed Villains
Category:Fortune Hunters
Category:Cosmic Protection
Category:Rescuers
Category:Chaotic Good