键盘侠的斗争哲学 (Jiànpán Xiá de Dòuzhēng Zhéxué)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Yuezheng Ling	Luo Tianyi
Chinese 	Pinyin 	English
十指按鍵散流言 	Shízhǐ ànjiàn sàn liúyán 	Fingers across the keyboard, spreading rumours
二進制算盡每天 	èrjìnzhì suàn jìn měitiān 	The binary system counting each day by day
這一篇字幾千 	Zhè yī piān zì jǐ qiān 	The text this time, numbers several thousand words
肚皮後的人心險 	Dùpí hòu de rénxīn xiǎn 	The dangerous thoughts cooked up in each and everyone肚皮后的人心险 is a reference to 人心隔肚皮 lit. ‘there are different hearts behind different chests’, i.e. it’s hard to tell what each and every one is thinking.
屏幕後的人心閒 	píngmù hòu de rénxīn xián 	The idleness behind the monitors of each and everyone
小心點多心點 	Xiǎoxīn diǎn duōxīn diǎn 	Be careful, tread very carefully
 	 	
人說你是唯恐天下不亂 	Rén shuō nǐ shì wéikǒng tiānxià bù luàn 	I heard that you want for nothing but to see the world go down in flames
 	 	
先使個壞呀 再釋個懷呀 	Xiān shǐ gè huài ya zài shì gè huái ya 	First you need to play dirty! Then you need to let loose what’s in your mind!
世態炎涼不改想那麼多何必呀 	Shìtàiyánliáng bù gǎi xiǎng nàme duō hébì ya 	The fact that human relationships are fickle世态炎凉 lit. ‘Warmness or coldness is the way of the world’, i.e. people are friendly or unfriendly, depending on whether one is successful or not. has never changed, so there’s no need to think of too much 'why should's
見風使舵呀 顛倒黑白呀 	Jiànfēngshǐduò ya diāndǎo hēibái ya 	Do it by the seat of your pants! Turn right and wrong upside down!
林子大了什麼樣的鳥都會有吧 	Línzi dà le shénme yàng de niǎo dōuhuì yǒu ba 	When the trees are many, all kinds of birds are bound to be!
 	 	
十指按鍵飛如電 	Shízhǐ ànjiàn fēi rú diàn 	Fingers across the keyboard, fast as lightning
滿腹經綸靠字典 	mǎnfùjīnglún kào zìdiǎn 	Mind filled with astute political knowledge, straight from the dictionary
過一天算一天 	Guò yītiān suàn yītiān 	Another day passing, another day counting
頭條新聞太礙眼 	Tóutiáo xīnwén tài àiyǎn 	The front-page headline is too bothersome
三言兩語想翻篇 	sānyánliǎngyǔ xiǎng fān piān 	Just reading two to three words makes me want to turn the page
找刺激找新鮮 	Zhǎo cìjī zhǎo xīnxiān 	Look for the sensational, look for the fresh new
就是為了最大化存在感 	Jiùshì wèile zuìdà huà cúnzài gǎn 	So you can feel like the biggest, most important person in the room
 	 	
先扯個白呀 再賣個乖呀 	Xiān chě gè bái ya zài mài gè guāi ya 	First you need to lie! Then you need to pretend to be above it!扯白: Southern dialect meaning to tell a lie. 卖乖: Northern dialect meaning to pretend to be smart, agreeable. Commonly used in the expression “得了便宜还卖乖”, meaning ‘even though you got it for a cheap price you still make a show of having suffered a loss”
笑容可掬背後天知道是真是假 	Xiàoróng-kějū bèihòu tiānzhīdào shìzhēn-shijiǎ 	Only the gods would know if the one smiling from ear to ear is telling the truth or not
黑歷史來呀 早晚洗白呀 	Hēi lìshǐ lái ya zǎowǎn xǐbái ya 	Here comes the dark history! Scrub it clean for day and night!
孑然一身只是莫須有的存在吧 	Jiérán-yīshēn zhī shì mòxūyǒu de cúnzài ba 	You alone have become an unneeded presence
 	 	
你看這火藥味 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 的字眼 	Nǐ kàn zhè huǒyàowèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah de zìyǎn 	You see here, this gunpowder-smelling, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, wording
這火藥味 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 的焦點 	Zhè huǒyàowèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah de jiāodiǎn 	This gunpowder-smelling, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, framing
這火藥味 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 的表演 	Zhè huǒyàowèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah de biǎoyǎn 	This gunpowder-smelling, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, performance
就是所謂 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 你的鬥爭哲學 	Jiùshì suǒwèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah nǐ de dòuzhēng zhéxué	Is your so-called, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, battle philosophy!
AO!!! 	AO!!! 	AO!!!
 	 	
hey hey hey hey hey hey wake up!!! 	hey hey hey hey hey hey wake up!!! 	hey hey hey hey hey hey wake up!!!
 	 	
先扯個白呀 再賣個乖呀 	Xiān chě gè bái ya zài mài gè guāi ya 	First you need to lie! Then you need to pretend to be above it!
笑容可掬背後天知道是真是假 	Xiàoróng-kějū bèihòu tiānzhīdào shìzhēn-shijiǎ 	Only the gods would know if the one smiling from ear to ear is telling the truth or not
黑歷史來呀 早晚洗白呀 	Hēi lìshǐ lái ya zǎowǎn xǐbái ya 	Here comes the dark history! Scrub it clean for day and night!
孑然一身只是莫須有的存在吧 	Jiérán-yīshēn zhī shì mòxūyǒu de cúnzài ba 	You alone have become an unneeded presence
 	 	
你會學乖了呀 還是學壞呀 	Nǐ huì xué guāi le ya háishì xué huài ya 	Have you learnt to be a good person yet! Or are you still a bad person!
說著虛心接受又會堅決不改呀 	Shuōzhe xūxīn jiēshòu yòu huì jiānjué bù gǎi ya 	You kept saying you would be open-minded, but still I see you refusing to change
亮出後台呀 人艱不拆呀 	Liàng chū hòutái ya rénjiānbùchāi ya 	Light up the backstage! Don’t break my bubble please!
反正這萬千像素矩陣那一邊 	Fǎnzhèng zhè wàn qiān xiàngsù jǔzhèn nà yībiān 	At any rate, all those thousand words that have blended to become a matrix of pixels
 	 	
全都是火藥味 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 的字眼 	Quándōu shì huǒyàowèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah de zìyǎn 	Are all a gunpowder-smelling, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, wording
這火藥味 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 的焦點 	Zhè huǒyàowèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah de jiāodiǎn 	This gunpowder-smelling, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, framing
這火藥味 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 的表演 	Zhè huǒyàowèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah de biǎoyǎn 	This gunpowder-smelling, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, performance
就是所謂 WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah 你的哲學 	Jiùshì suǒwèi WO~~yeah yi yeah yi yeah nǐ de zhéxué 	Is your so-called, wo~yeah yi yeah yi yeah, philosophy
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*从众效应 (Cóngzhòng Xiàoyìng) (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Vocaloid Wiki - Image and Lyrics source
*Translation Source
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