Maxwell Smart versus Austin Powers

thumb|right|335 px Maxwell Smart versus Austin Powers is the twelveth battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the twelveth battle overall. Both competitors are secret agents, or spies.
==Battle Information==
WoodenHornets as Smart
Joey Hawkins as Powers
Beat by AllroundaBeats (Get Your Groove On)
Release Date: July 8, 2013
===Soundcloud Links:===
https://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/maxwell-smart-versus-austin
==Lyrics==
Smart:You're the second biggest dumbass that I've ever seen!Let me kick your agent ass with rhymes just obsceneSure, you're a man of mystery. Really, what's wrong with you?Get a real suit dude, not that stupid red and blue!All your life you've been alone, without a friend to even careI wouldn't blame anyone though. Even your daddy wasn't there!You're an ugly British man without class or a mind!You've got a few balls less than Agent 99!
Powers:Yeah, baby, yeah! This ought to be pretty groovy!I've got skills like a jaguar, so try to pursue meMy mojo turns yolo into nono so you're doneYou thought you were so witty, you missed that by much.Get Short Maxwell, we'll call you mini-me!Three sequels shagged at the box office, you can't compete.We should keep peace like the 60's, that's my main motifYou’re a failure Mr. Smart, like your Chief.
Smart:Sorry about that, Chief, now let me finish off this freakI'll make a call on my shoe phone and kick you into next weekShut up! You're pissing off with your defianceI can't stand your voice! Enter the Cone of Silence!You're under my CONTROL as I bring into play the KAOSAustin's a Secret Agent who's nothing but a Bond ripoff!Why don't you go back into your ice cube you stupid shit?My friend, I'm whipping your ass... And loving it.
Powers:Well, I like to live dangerously and so I'll spit another verseFrom the looks of your raps it's like you've never rehearsedPeople wanna see me, not your version of shitI've read better reviews of my long ass pissMy comedic personality is sure to be rememberedYou're no Dr. Evil baby, so suck my GoldmemberWell whoop-dee-doo Basil! I'll rip this man apart!If you ever want to win, you're going to have to Get Smart
==Trivia==
*Some lines in this battle were adapted from the scrapped Agent Smith vs Agent Smart.
*Kevin Krust was originally cast for Powers, but was unable to do the role.
*"Motif" was badly dubbed in the video version, but fixed in the Soundcloud audio.
**Wow, we dub worse than 4Kids.
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