Détendez-vous, Jasiri! (Life as a Outlander episode)/Transcript

== Scene 1 ==
Narrator: Life as a Outlander
Narrator: Détendez-vous, Jasiri!
Reirei: Kiburi, don't you remember that Jasiri marked out this water hole for us?
Kiburi: Yeah, and what do I care, it's not in the Outlands one way or another?
Reirei: Of course not, who would care? Except for all of Jasiri's clan, including her?
Kiburi: Your ironies to try to terrify me do not instill any fear in me, Reirei, I will only say that Jasiri would get angry and scold me if she herself came to speak!
Reirei: I think it's better to disappear, Kiburi, otherwise I'll be able to prove my thinking that crocodiles are nothing more than family-sized lizards even today
Kiburi: Then you can summon a continental army of jackals, because you alone won't even tickle. *laughs intensely*
Reirei: *grunting* TODAY I WILL FEED MY PUPPIES A MUTANT LIZARD FOR DINNER!
== Scene 2 ==
Jasiri dozes off inside the dormant volcano, but when she least expects it…
=== Part 1 ===
Chungu: LADY QUEEN JASIRI!
Jasiri: AAAHHH!
Chungu: *panting* Sorry to startle you, Your Majesty, and to walk into the government headquarters looking like a "madhyen", but Reirei and Kiburi are crashing in the waterhole to the northwest
Jasiri: Now that your fuss took me to the ground, you decide to tell me the reason behind the scandal!?
Jasiri: Go get Janja and the other boys, and just tell them to go to this waterhole. Tell them it's an emergency situation, because there are two compatriots fighting, and that it don't need my permission, just tell them that I told them to go.
Chungu: But Jasiri, they won't take my word for it...
Chungu: Especially Janja, who loves coming here just to say "hi" to you, even for no reason. *look suggestively*
Jasiri: *get angry* Wow that's funny! now get out of here before I cut your midday off, then you're the one who's going to have to say a lot of "hellos" to me in order to win that back!
Chungu: Alright Jasiri! *exits quickly*
Jasiri: I just call Janja to give her “honor massages” *laugh*
=== Part 2 ===
Madoa: Jasiri!
Jasiri: Uh! Hi Madoa, what going on?
Madoa: It's about Mzingo, so needless to say it's bullshit, and again, related to that strange talk of demo... uh...
Jasiri: Democracy?
Madoa: Right, exactly this!
Madoa: He decided to go with his parliament to try to resolve a feud between two Galagos clans.
Jasiri: But there is no group, not even a minority, of Galagos that live in the Outlands, they usually live in the Pridelands or the Backlands.
Madoa: Exactly, while they made their common private meetings, in the Pridelands, he heard the clans fighting and thought it was a good idea to intervene, and try to introduce this “democracy” to the galagos. Then he gave the hint that a vote should be taken.
Jasiri: Well, that's no much problem so far
Madoa: Yes, but the confusion starts now, as the two clans had the same number of galagos, there was a tie, and then the discussion returned. To make matters worse, Mzingo still offended the two clans saying that they were a bunch of “silly insects.”
Jasiri: *laughs* And what a big problem on top of that Sis- *stops laughing and goes wide-eyed*
Jasiri: Galagos feed on insects!
Madoa: Exactly, as soon as they were called and compared to beings inferior to them in the food chain, both sides felt extremely offended, and attacked Mzingo and the other vultures.
Jasiri: Uhhh… Surely later I'll have to go personally to the Pridelands and talk to both clans to apologize for Mzingo's headless ideas, but where is that “democrat revolutionary.”
Mzingo: At your orders, Prime Minister!… Ouch… has your Excellency eaten yet?
Jasiri: No, but without a doubt the galagos made a good meal today, Vulture Mincemeat
Mzingo: At least i managed to get them to unite
Jasiri: You know that this costs me credibility, well, you're connected with my image, you're part of my advisory, so the nonsense you do in the Outlands or wherever hurt not only yours, but my reputation too
Mzingo: *deep breath* I have a sense of that, but you know, Mistress Prime-Minister, that was really bothering us, that galagos, with those phoses that border on a whistle, and still screaming, shook our nerves. And so, we decided to put in practice something to make it stop.
Jasiri: It's a crooked excuse Mzingo, that was very simple to solve. It was just having to leave the place. There was no need to be a diplomat, and much less to put your beak where you weren't called, isn't it?
Madoa: Furthermore, why is it only in that tree, every single time there is some confusion every time you go there, and every time, not satisfied, turn back to another obstacle greater than the previous
Jasiri: Good point, sister
Mzingo: Ok, I was defeated, starting today I will decree that parliament will never hold meetings in that tree again, but that they find an exclusive burrow for us here in the Outlands, right?
Jasiri: You have no rights to impose nothi- *covered mouth*
Madoa: We will no doubt pursue this later, but larger occupancies are on our schedule first now
Mzingo: Ok, I will return to the treatments of the wounds caused by those abominable beings, greetings, Your Excellency
==Scene 3==
===Part 1===
Janja talks to Madoa about Mzingo's demand while they drink at the waterhole.
Janja: A private burrow for parliamentary meetings?
Madoa: Precisely, and I tell you, if I hadn't covered Jasiri's mouth, now Mzingo would be making a move to remove her from power, because the insults would not be the most polite ever heard
Janja: It was better that you let her talk, sometimes I think Mzingo exceeds the limits of her good will, with the leisure and the mischief that only he can have, he really needs to hear a good curse
Madoa: Well, it may be, but I dare not, and you who have known him better for longer than we have, must know well what you are saying
Janja: Yes I do, and I can be sure, he does it because Jasiri and you have never shown him the power of jaws *simulates a bite*
Madoa: *laugh* What a “bad boy” thing, Janja
Madoa: But I think we should look for a way. I who live with her a little longer than you, who spend the day on guard, I can tell you that she is almost collapsing, and the purest example is that she is strangely provocative. She was docile and well-mannered, not like that.
Janja: Maybe put Mzingo and Reirei together with their groups for a period in the Pridelands, I think Simba and his family need a little headache for now, since Kion defeated Scar things there is pure peace
Madoa: Now, seriously, I say that the right thing would be to send Jasiri to the most peaceful land with the most relaxed animals, send her to Backla-HEY WAIT CHEEZI! *Bodies impact sound*
Janja: Hey! You happen to be training to do a marathon against cheetahs, what's the reason for this speed, Furbrain?!
Cheezi: JASIRI, SH-SHE IS COMING CRAZY SEEKING OUT FOR ME!
Madoa: But what did you do?
Cheezi: You know, it all started with a simple question: “Why so much fuss, Your Excellency?”
*Jasiri appears grunting loudly and violently*
Cheezi: LOOK AT HER, RUN!
Janja: Whata…
Madoa: Hurry up Janja! Or she'll end up taking out her anger on us! So let's just speed up!
=== Part 2 ===
Madoa, Janja and Cheezi run madly while Jasiri chases them, but they end up bumping into the place where Janja's clan was in their first appearance in the pilot episode of The Lion Guard, and end up surrounded…
Janja: JASIRI, CALM DOWN!
Janja: IT'S US, JANJA, MADOA AND CHEEZI!
*Jasiri returns to consciousness*
Jasiri: Oh, damn!
Jasiri: Guys, I can't believe I did this. I'm sorry, I never thought I'd say this being a confident-minded girl that I am, but I had a meltdown.