TALKING MEAT

TALKING MEAT is a relatively well-known Tales forum user, currently known as SNIGGERING STEAK. He is variously reported as being formerly known as or related to a certain Admiral. He is fat, has HIV and has never had a girlfriend. Laugh at him. 
==Fatness==
MEAT is today known especially for his gross, overwhelming obesity. His obesity came to light early in 2008, when he publicly announced that he spent much of his time "in his fathouse", in which he "fattened". The general reaction was one of disgust and horror at such ungodly activities, and at the hideous fat-beast which they had made of the once-slim SNIGGERING STEAK. 
===Fattening===
Sometime over the course of late 2007 to early 2008, SNIGGERING STEAK came into possession of a mystical structure known as "the fathouse". He seemed proud of this acquisition, loudly proclaiming, "This is my fathouse," to all who would listen. However, few understood the true ramifications of this house of fat, assuming it just to be another of SNIGGERING STEAK's unsettling obsessions — that is, until he came waddling into the forum one day, completely crushing the Tokunaga Plushies board and several unfortunate members beneath his vast, heaving bulk.
===Today===
It is still unknown if SNIGGERING STEAK intended to become quite as fat as he did, but one thing is certain: that he has accepted and come to love his fatness, even going so far as to boast about it via audio. However, many users still view his obesity in a negative light, despite SNIGGERING STEAK's many attempts to convince them of its benefits. His noble struggle in the face of adversity and those with a BMI lower than 70 is one that few can relate to, but one likely to bring a tear to the eye of even the most hardened forumer. Many have attributed SNIGGERING STEAK's generally cruel behaviour to bitterness resulting from his long persecution, but he has maintained a sense of hope and courage throughout that brings a tear to this article-writer's eye.
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