Come Out Ye Dandelions

Come Out Ye Dandelions is a song written by Jane the Bane about Bardonian agression before and during The Bardonian Wars. It was written to the tune of "Come Out Ye Black and Tans".
== Text ==
I was born on an Urnu street where the foreign drums did beat
And those loving Bardie feet they walked all o'er us
And every single night when me da' would come home tight
He'd 'nvite the neighbours out with this chorus
[Chorus]
Oh, come out ye' Dandelions
Come out and fight me like a man
Show yer wife how ye won metals against Uldurash
Tell 'er why the people say that you ran like hell away
From the cold 'n dusty streets of Dorasterrock
[Verse 2]
Come let us hear you feign
How you slandered Jane the Bane
When you had her well and truly executed
Where were the sneers and jeers
That you loudly let us hear
When our nations one by one were decimated
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Come tell us how you slew
Us old Yimmies two by two
Like Bandits we had stone and sand and iron
How lovely that you charm
With your splash potions of harm
And you frightened them poor locals to the marrow
[Chorus]
[Verse 4]
The day is coming fast
And the time is here at last
When each Bardie will be cast aside before us
And if there be a need
Well my kids will sing, "Godsspeed!"
With a verse or two of the people’s chorus
[Chorus]
Category:Songs
Category:Literature
Category:Traveler's Era