Light Yagami vs Adolf Hitler

Light Yagami vs Adolf Hitler is a blog post on the ERB wiki by Drakan95. It features the main protagonist of the Death Note series, Light Yagami, rapping against leader of the Nazi Party, Adolf Hitler, to see which one of the two mass murderers who wanted to take over the world will come on top.
== Fanmade Cast ==
* VinnyO as Light Yagami
* RNG as Adolf Hitler
* RaccoonBroVA as ???
* AlaskanSam as ???
* JustGamer as ???
== Locations ==
* Light Yagami: The Shinigami World
* Adolf Hitler: Auschwitz
Beat: https://www.soundclick.com/music/songInfo.cfm?type=single&songid=12893323&q=hi&newref=1
== The Battle ==
=== EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ===
=== LIGHT YAGAMI ===
=== VS ===
=== ADOLF HITLER ===
=== BEGIN! ===
== Light Yagami: (0:30) ==
In history, you've become the person most hated
I'm loved by more than half the world by wiping out the incarcerated
And anyone I find guilty, so I'll kill the filthy Nazi I see before me
With a pen like one your country used to sign the Versailles treaty
Your Axis powers won't tilt the direction my new world is heading
You couldn't take your loss and decided to throw your own wedding,
Then went to a bunker for the honeymoon so you can cry and hide
But didn't bide the time and shot yourself after you took the cyanide
You beefed with most countries despite being a vegetarian
In Kira's Kingdom, I wouldn't even accept you or your perfect Aryans
You think your race is so great? I'll set the record for you, you limp dick
You'll die faster than Jesse Owens outran your team in the Olympics
== Adolf Hitler: (1:15) ==
Kira's a beginner compared to the killer deeds of Hitler
This iller sinner will unleash the Blitzkrieg to end Jack the Ripper
I'll be the winner; stick to losing since you go along with an L
Have you locked in my camps and Misa won't be there adding help
I'm a genocide master, ready to end every Sub-Human in battles
You were killed by your demon friend then left to rot like an apple
When you were outsmarted by finger puppets, you got conquered by fear
Cause your identity was foiled; guess you knew your end was so Near
Despite my Triumph of Will, it's a Struggle listening to your raps
I'm quite the bomb on the mic, just like the one that killed your dad
You'll join the Jews that I berate, once I leave you without a breath
I'll throw quite the Nazi Party when you see the Light of Death!!
 Light writes Hitler's fate on his Death Note.
== Light Yagami: (2:00) ==
HAHAHA!! It seems I made the Fuhrer furious with rage
Don't worry, it'll soon be over as I read you this page:
“Adolf Hitler, upon hearing his opponent’s raps reach their last,
He suicides out of shame in a chamber to get gassed”
 The beat stops and Hitler proceeds to commit suicide, but shortly afterwards, the background changes into a Kill Room and then Dexter Morgan steps out and starts rapping.
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_8HfKsntnk
Dexter Morgan: (0:39)
It's Showtime! Dexter Morgan steps up cause tonight's the night
I won't be Blinded By The Light when I'll take a Slice of his Life
Immobilizing this cheap clone with some Etorphine dose
Screw Harry, with your cyphers you're not able to crack my own Code
A far bigger American Psycho ready to seal this murderer's fate
You're just a failed Lelouch who found a lethal weapon by mistake
This vile Crocodile will Butcher you and leave Yagami for dead
Then leave you in a pool of your own blood, I know you're used to See Red
Shinigamis are nothing, this Angel of Death is a neat monster
Don't mess with me, youngster, or you'll receive a Surprise, Motherfucker!
I'll cut those pretty cheeks, before This Little Piggy gets slaughtered
Then I'll take out the trash by dumping your body Six Feet Under!
 Light writes Morgan's fate on his Death Note.
Light Yagami: (1:18)
Well, I'm a savior to society. Lower crimes came from my help
You just kill local killers, so...shouldn't you kill yourself?
In fact, I'll help! It seems I left Dearly Devoted Dexter in the Dark
Here's the Final Cut: Dexter is Dead, and that was all on my part
 The beat stops and Dexter dies of a heart attack, but shortly afterwards, the background changes to Place de la Concorde, Paris, France and then Maximilien Robespierre steps out and starts rapping.
Beat: https://www.soundclick.com/music/songInfo.cfm?type=single&songid=13092424&q=hi&newref=1
Maximilien Robespierre: (0:51)
Hold it, Commoner! The Incorruptible's here to end this conflict
I moved huge Mountains by making the almighty France a Republic
You're a prideful arrogant crook, toying with lives on a notebook
My sadistic mind freaks more people than when they look at Ryuk
Despite my beliefs in Equality, the same can't go for our raps
Lenin's gonna make me another monument, when Light dies by my attacks
Think you're holy, yet you lacked the Force to fulfill your whole Task
When you got caught by the SPK as they left this Enemy Unmasked!
Got a solution that'll leave you more messed up than your role on Netflix
You'll meet true agonizing death: Justice of the Blade by your neck, bitch!
Face the Execution by the Guillotine, if you fuck with this Supreme Being
And when you're gone from this world, you can say hi to King Louis XVI!
 Light writes Robespierre's fate on his Death Note.
Light Yagami: (1:30)
You know when Light's in sight, the fright causes heart attacks in millions
You’re no Napoleon, but your revolution still falls short to me, Maximilien
The French cut off your head when you turned unkind and lost your mind,
So let's do that a second time. Your Reign of Terror ends while mine thrives
 The beat stops and Robespierre is ordered to be killed by the Guillotine, but shortly afterwards, the background changes into a factory and then Oskar Schindler steps out and starts rapping.
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tru7490wpbU
Oskar Schindler: (0:40)
Alright, Light! I've come to stop this whole genocide
The only God is your complex that'll be destroyed in this fight
You call yourself a holy force, but that's quite a false statement
In reality, your actions proves that you're a twisted Satan
I've seen hell, people dying without their lives being spared
So don't think I will be afraid by some apple in the air
This Dick's crazier than a Nazi, you should Hard Run from me
Or you'll suffer a more agonizing death than Mikami's
Without that notebook in your hand, you're nothing more than a joke
Don't mess with this Lifesaver that's packing quite the Life Note
This List here saved many Jews, when they went through gloom
With the regret that I couldn't save enough from that doom
My factories shielded innocent souls during a painful demise
A hero so wise, looking like a saviour through Spielberg's eyes
So take notes, student! And gather your messed-up demonic squad
With my acts compared to your deeds, it proves that I'm a true God!
Light Yagami: (1:21)
I brought us closer to world peace after killing Hitler,
So you should shove that list up your ass and write me a thank you letter, Schindler!
You died without a penny to your name and left your wife, knowing that it cost her,
And speaking of your name, not even Liam Neeson got you an Oscar!
I will admit that what you did was an honorable act to witness,
But then you were better at starting affairs than you were at starting a business
I spy with Misa's eyes a spy whose time is up to die
You can say goobye, and don't think your bribes will change my mind!
 As Light begins to write Oskar's name, he's interrupted by a bullet in his shoulder, as he falls into the ground.
Oskar Schindler: (1:41)
I'm shooting fire like Matsuda, you're acting stupider than him
Don't fuck with an Opportunist, you Mello adolescent shrimp
It's so wild using your poor father for your own desires
I'm your Kira now, deciding how your torture will transpire
You shall join that monster Hitler, soon you will meet your end
And this time you won't be helped by your silly Göth-ic friends
Your chances of ruling this world just dropped by 40 percent
Now you can rest in agony, cause this Light has been spent..
 Oskar shoots Light in the head, thus killing him and the beat stops.
Oskar Schindler:
Finally...the world is saved! I guess that can be turned out into a great second part of Schindler's List. Let's call my man, Steven, to see if he c-...
 Suddenly, Schindler's body begins to be dispersed...
-...what the? I..I don't feel so go-...
 ...until there's no more of him.
== Outro Announcer: ==
=== Who won? ===
=== Who's next? ===
=== You…decide. ===
=== Epic Rap…BATTLES OF HISTORY ===
== The connections between Light and the other rappers ==
* Dexter: Serial killers that kill criminals
* Robespierre: Leaders who used a weapon to kill their enemies
* Schindler: People who wrote many names on a list, one to save lives, while the other to kill them