Let's Morph Madisons

Let's Morph Madisons is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
If you combined the career of Oscar Madison from TV's "The Odd Couple" with the vocation of the real-life Dolley Madison, what would you have?
===Choices===
1. a whorehouse custodian
2. a security guard in a pastry shop
3. the First Lady of sports writing
4. a topless, pro-choice bartender
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. "Uhh, maybe you're thinkin' of Murray from The Odd Couple."
3. "Oscar, the sports journalist and Dolley, president James Madison's wife. The First Lady of sports writing."
4. "Uh no, that'd more like Anna-Nicole Smith and Diane Chambers."
===Answer Quote===
"She can't make her own bed, but her snack cakes are fabulous."
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