Planets (2015 film)/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser ==
Jupiter: It's a Storm! Like I‘ve never seen before? If we don't do something quick, we’re gonna sink.
Narrator: Before the cavemen.
Jupiter: Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down there!
Mercury: I admit it! It's my fault!
Narrator: Before the dinosaurs.
Mercury: I'm afraid the only big left is to be thrown into the wind!
Earth: Oh, you don't have to do that, we got a catapult! You can just launch into the depths of heaven.
Mercury: Yes. Thank You.
Narrator: Before the Hominins! These were people! Blender Films' Planets. Only In Theaters 2015.
Mars: Holy Pony Full Of Baloney Eating Macaroni!
== Trailer 1 ==
Narrator: From the creators of The Loud House Movie (2001 AU)!
Earth: This is oscar-worthy!
Narrator: And the studio behind Sprite Film (Blender Films 2006 AU), Comes an extraordinary project!
Uranus: Lez get ready!
Narrator: PLANETS! Blasting off to theaters in 2015!
Mercury: I LIKE IT!