Sweet Emotion

Sweet Emotion is the sixteenth and final episode of the first season of Patrick in Kelp City and the 16th episode overall. It was written by , and directed by , and aired on June 4th, 2020 on Canary TV.
==Transcript==
[The episode opens with Patrick playing on his Squidtendo Entertainment System.]
Patrick: Come on, Larrio! Come on!
[Patrick dies in the game and launches the controller across the room.]
Patrick: Aw, I got dead again!
[The controller hits the wall, and knocks over Carl's bookshelf in the neighboring apartment.]
Carl: (sigh) Deep breaths, Carlos, deep breaths. You don't regret letting them move in, you don't regret letting them move in...
SpongeBob: Patrick, what was that for?!
Patrick: I died in this stupid game!
SpongeBob: Yeah, but that doesn't mean you get to launch the controller across the room!
Patrick: You just don't understand. I was this close to saving Princess Pineapple from the evil King Krabs!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you can't spend all day lounging around, eating food, watching TV and playing video games!
Patrick: Well, what do you want me to do then?
SpongeBob: I dunno, maybe you could just help out around the house a little more or maybe get a job to give you something to do in your free time?
Patrick: Pfft, yeah right! I'm perfectly content just sitting here all day, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Well, could you at least check the mail?
Patrick: Sure.
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: Like now?
Patrick: (sighs) Fine.
[Patrick walks outside and opens the mail box.]
Patrick: Oh boy! We just got a letter!
[Music starts playing Patrick begins singing and dancing.]
Patrick: 🎵We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter! I wonder who it's from.🎵
[Patrick opens the letter.]
Patrick: (Annoyed) Aw man, it's just a stupid check! I prefer Slovakia…
[Patrick walks back in the apartment and immediately discards the check in the trash.]
SpongeBob: What was that?
Patrick: A check.
[Patrick sits back down on the couch.]
SpongeBob: (Nervously laughing) Oh right, because for a second there I thought you binned it.
Patrick: Yep.
SpongeBob: Heh-heh.
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: PATRICK!!
[SpongeBob rushes over to the trashcan and takes the check out.]
SpongeBob: You can't just throw away checks like that!
Patrick: I can't?
SpongeBob: No! You can exchange them for mon- (He looks at the check) PATRICK!!!!!
Patrick: (Moan) Ugh, what have I done now?!
SpongeBob: (Excited) Patrick, look! (He shows him the check) You're receiving royalties for that song you made!!!
Patrick: No thanks, last time I became a king it didn't end too well.
SpongeBob: No, I mean you're getting money for it!
Patrick: You mean like that green stuff you use to buy things?
SpongeBob: Yeah!
Patrick: Can I buy food with it?
SpongeBob: Uh… yeah?!
[Patrick jumps up.]
Patrick: (Excited) Oh, boy! Gimme, gimme!
[Patrick snatches the check from SpongeBob and sniffs it.]
Patrick: Paper has never smelled so good!
SpongeBob: Wow Patrick, you're really raking in a lot of cash here.
Patrick: (Smug) Well, you know. It's nothing really…
SpongeBob: Nothing?! What do you mean "nothing"?! You're the biggest star Kelp City has seen in years!
Patrick: (Looking down at his belly) Way to rub it in, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: No, I mean it! 
Patrick: I can't be that good.
SpongeBob: Well, I bet ten dollars that if I turn on any radio station right now your song will come on.
Patrick: Deal!
[SpongeBob turns on the radio on his phone.]
Radio: 🎵Twinkle, twinkle Patrick Star-
[SpongeBob immediately turns it off.]
SpongeBob: See?
[Patrick moans as he hands over twenty dollars.]
Patrick: Sorry, this is all I have. 
SpongeBob: Patrick, you should become a full-time musician!
Patrick: But I thought those came from down your way!
SpongeBob: No, Patrick. Musicians come from the heart.
Patrick: Isn't that the weird thing inside of me that hurts real bad when I eat too much ice cream?!
SpongeBob: My point is, Patrick, you could make a killing as singer-songwriter! 
Patrick: I could?
SpongeBob: Yeah! And it'd give you something to do, too! Picture this Patrick - your name on every billboard, everyone listening to your song, thousands of fans screaming your name!
[Patrick starts drooling as he imagines himself getting out of a limo to a crowd of people screaming his name. The chorus to "All I Do Is Win" blasts in the background.]
Lady in Crowd: It's him! It's really him!
Man in Crowd: Oh my gosh!
Kid in Crowd: I LOVE YOU, PATRICK!
Patrick: I would return the gesture, young child, but luckily I am not a degenerate.
Lady in Crowd 2: Sign my sweater, Patrick!
Lady in Crowd 3: Sign my bra!
TV Reporter: And we are live at the scene, where acclaimed worldwide music sensation Patrick Star is arriving to thousands of adoring fans! Patrick Star, would you like to comment?
Patrick: Uh… 24?
TV Reporter: Well, there you have it folks! Patrick Star is our Patrick Tsar!
[Cut back into the real world where Patrick looks like he is in some sort of trance.]
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: I think he's deep in thought again, Gary.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: Yeah, go grab a fire extinguisher just in case.
[Patrick snaps out of it.]
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob! I've just had an amazing idea! What if I became a full-time musician!
SpongeBob: That's literally what I jus-
Patrick: Think about it, SpongeBob! Vision all the money I could be making! All the food I could buy!
Gary: (Rolls eyes) Meow.
Patrick: Ooh, I think this is the start of something good, buddy!
SpongeBob: I think so too, buddy. I think so too.
Patrick: Let's go and get a celebratory hot dog!
SpongeBob: Heck yeah!
[The two walk off into the sunset, Gary turns to the audience.]
Gary: Roll credits.
[End of episode.]
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