Surfin' (the web)

This is the 31st episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 3rd episode of season 3.
(The episode opens where the last one left off, with Hoopla floating around in the vortex)
Hoopla: An internet dimension, huh? That sounds kinda cool, actually. Maybe this won't be so-
(he sees Rick Astley at the other end of the portal)
Hoopla: Oh no. HELP! HELP! HELP!
(Hoopla lands in the Never Gonna Give You Up music video)
Hoopla: Great. I just got rick rolled for real. This is gonna be one of those pop culture infested episodes, isn't it? Except all the pop culture is at least 10 years out of date.
Rick Astley: Uh, I'm kinda trying to do a music video here.
Hoopla: Sorry, Rick. Do you know the way out?
Rick Astley: Down the hall and to the left.
Hoopla: Thanks.
(Hoopla walks down a hallway as Rick begins belting out the chorus. He exits and finds himself in some sort of video-sharing website called YouTable.)
Hoopla: Ah the good old days, back before demonetization was a thing. And monetization. Waiiit a second- 
(Hoopla bumps into some classic videos, but then stumbles into lots and lots of inappropriate videos)
Hoopla: Oh right, there were barely any rules during this time. I should probably get out of here, I gotta keep the age rating good.
Annoying Orange: (popping up right in front of Hoopla) Hey Hoopla. Hey, hey. Wanna hear a joke?
Hoopla: NO! Not today.
Fred: hEy GuYs ItS-
Annoying Orange: Knife! (A knife starts falling directly above hoopla)
Hoopla: Man, this is way more annoying than I thought it would be. (jumps out of the way of the incoming knife)
Fred: (external screeching)
Hoopla: I gotta get out of here! (he hides behind a virtual tree and starts taking deep breaths. Soon after, his phone rings) Hello?
Boopla: Hoopla! Are you okay?
Hoopla: Yeah I’m perfectly fine… as of right now, at least. I forgot you were in my contacts.
Boopla: Where the heck are you? I’ve been worried sick.
Hoopla: It’s… hard to explain.
Boopla: Well try your best to.
Hoopla: Well, first off I… 
(The phone glitches out.)
Hoopla: Crap. I guess the reception in other dimensions is garbage.
(A notification on his phone pops up that says he has run out of data)
Hoopla: CRAP. So much for that. (Turns into the Guess I’ll Die meme and dies.) Wait, I have still more to live for…right? (gets up) Hm, where to go...maybe it’s better over here? (He looks over a corner and sees the Gummi Bear and Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana.) Yep. Still garbage.
PBJT banana: Where you at? Where you at?
Hoopla: I’m here, but I don’t wanna be, you stupid banana. Wait, aren't I supposed to fix this dimension? Bloxyl probably doesn't know the internet can't be fixed. I'm gonna go to 2012 just for the giggles.
(He dies again after being crushed by a house and the calendar turns to 2012)
Hoopla: How do houses help me time travel? Also, where am I? Any idiots? (silence) guess not. I'm finally safe. Ah…
Random guy: DOOMSDAY IS NEAR! HIDE YOUR CATS AND YOUR CAT GIFS!
Hoopla: Aw come on!
Random guy: G-go hi-hi-hide your ca-ca (glitches out of existence)
Hoopla: Uhh…
(A blue screen of death pops up with a frowny face)
Hoopla: Uh oh…
(The computer restarts and a ton of pop ups start appearing)
Hoopla: I'm perfectly healthy and don't need to lose weight. (His belly sticks out) Oh forget it, I'm gonna go back to the true good old days: the 90s. (A house starts falling on him, but Hoopla dodges it. He dies anyway after another one falls on him and is set back to the 90s)
(Modem sounds can be heard in the background)
Hoopla: Perfect. Slow internet. No trolls. No memes. Just some good old- (he tries to access Internet Explorer, but an error message pops up) Wha? (An anti virus message pops up that says a virus has been infecting his software) Ugh, I knew I shouldn’t have searched for free money.
(He notices that the type of virus detected is unknown)
Hoopla: That’s odd… I gotta find out what this means. (He opens up Internet Explorer again, forgetting that it doesn’t work) Oh yeah I forgot. There’s only one solution to this. I gotta go on...r-r-reddit. (shivers)
(Hoopla gets out his phone and goes on Reddit. Despite phone calls and texts not working, Reddit works because of the Wi-Fi connection. He posts something on a subreddit asking about the unknown virus)
Hoopla: Now to wait.
(2 hours later…)
Hoopla: Somebody responded!
GetOuttaMyHouse671: I’ve never heard of this unknown virus before.
Hoopla: Wow. That helped a lot. Thanks.
(2 more hours later…)
Hoopla: Let’s see here…
(GetOuttaMyHouse’s comment has 5454353454 downvotes.)
Hoopla: Huh.
ThatEpicGamer69: well how about instead of that virus you learn about wholsome 100 keanu reeves big chungus everyone liked that minecraft pewdiepie 100 69 420 reddit gold 
Hoopla: This is what I was afraid of.
ThatEpicGamer69: r/whoooosh reddit silver gold diamond thanks kind stranger laugh at the joke haha- 
(A gunshot is heard.)
Hoopla: What a relief.
(Hoopla refreshes and reads a new comment posted below)
TheWorstEver56: The virus you have on your computer is a really bad kind. It chases you and infects every website you visit. Eventually it can break through the computer and kill you.
HooplaKing047: So how do you stop it?
(While Hoopla waits for an answer, his phone starts shaking and glitching)
Hoopla: It’s infected my phone! I’m gonna die for real now. And not the joke kind either.
(The virus is released from his phone and starts bouncing around the room)
Hoopla: What do I do? What do I do?
(The virus keeps bouncing around, and almost comes in contact with him several times. Hoopla hides behind Internet Explorer and thinks he’s safe. However, the virus comes in contact with IE and disintegrates it, although very slowly)
Hoopla: For once Internet Explorer being slow is actually useful.
(Hoopla has just enough time to move away from IE and behind the recycling bin. He gets a Reddit notification)
TheWorstEver56: To get rid of the virus, you have to unplug your computer and plug it back in again and turn it back on.
Hoopla: Oh. Duh.
(Just then, the virus bounces directly into the recycling bin, destroying it and dumping its contents. One of the contents is a freeze ray file)
Hoopla: I hope pictures work… (he opens the file and it ends up in his hand) That’s not how it should work, but I’ll take it.
(Hoopla tries to shoot at the virus with the freeze ray, but keeps missing)
Hoopla: How is my aim so bad?
(The virus homes in directly at Hoopla, and destroys his freeze ray)
Hoopla: Aw come on! (he then sees a plug on the wall nearby plugged into a socket) It can’t be… 
(Hoopla is about to unplug the socket when the virus catches up to him and starts nibbling at his back)
Hoopla: Quit it! Quit it!
(Hoopla tries to shoo away the virus, but it keeps eating at him. With enough force, Hoopla manages to unplug the plug from the socket and the dimension shuts off. Hoopla plugs the plug back in to turn the dimension back on, and the virus is gone.)
Hoopla: Phew. (he feels his back) Thank god my back is back.
(His phone rings yet again, this time being Bloxyl)
Bloxyl: Good job again, Hoopla. You solved… the internet. Is that even possible?
Hoopla: I thought I broke the internet.
Bloxyl: Gimme a break. Anyway, I have another dimensional mission for you. To be completely honest, I have no idea how to describe this one. It plays music that sounds oddly familiar though, so there is that.
Hoopla: Wow. Not even you know much about it.
Bloxyl: Which is why I’m making you go into it.
Hoopla: Let’s just get this over wi- (Bloxyl opens up the mysterious dimension portal right below Hoopla, and he enters it) -iiiiiiith!
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