Home Improvement

Home Improvement is an episode of The Irate Gamer.
The long list of doublethink committed by The Irate Gamer can be seen here
==Plot Summary==
Chris Bores reviews Home Improvement on the S.N.E.S.
==High detail Plot Summary==
After the standard intro, a title card is shown with the Irate Gamer holding a drill. A new character 'creatively' titled Wilkins can be seen in the background behind the fence.
Chris Bores states his intention to review the game Home Improvement. He asks Tony for help with reviewing the game, but he flees, leaving Chris to do the review by himself. Upon starting the game, Chris decides that the game's plot is too boring and decides to skip it.
“The game is called Home Improvement not Jungle Improvement.” says Chris Bores. Chris Bores says this in response to the game's first level, which features a jungle. Chris Bores states that he is well aware that the reason why the first stage is a jungle is because the tools are in the jungle, but decides he hates the game regardless.
Chris Bores decides he wishes to talk about weapons, and begins to list off all the weapons in the game. Chris Bores then states that the power drill can “drill into a cow’s anus in less than 2.5 seconds”.
Chris Bores then says “The problem is that you forget which button does what”. Chris Bores then says he cannot figure out the use of the jackhammer. Chris Bores then points out that the game has no manual and instead the words “Real Men Don’t Need Instructions”.
Chris Bores calls the game a “bitch ass cockadillo” for not including a manual. Chris then complains that there are dinosaurs and bugs as enemies because dinosaurs or bugs were not in home improvement.
Chris decides to destroy the game. Wilkins arrives to save the day as he tells Chris to continue playing. Chris decides he will actually attempt to finish a stage and notes that doing so involves collecting crates that “jump around like a Mexican Jumping Bean.". Chris points out that the game requires you to collect nuts and bolts in order to not die when hit. Chris's character is zapped by electricity and dies. Chris then dies again because his character respawned near a dinosaur.
Chris then attempts to invoke game genie, but there are no cheats. Chris Bores complains that his character constantly slides down slopes. “Gotta love the things you can do with Editing Software.” says Chris Bores finishing the level. “I can’t take this no more, this game sucks!” says Chris, and then he destroys the game using a power saw.
== Video ==
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== Trivia ==
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* Home Improvement really does not have a manual and instead has the words "real men don't need instructions" which is both passively sexist (inferring women don't play games) and also patronizing to new gamers.
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