Annoying Orange: Gut Wrenching/Transcript

== Transcript ==
(The episode begins.)
Orange: Oh, sailing the seas without any breeze
There are no trees and I just cut the cheese (farts) (laughs)
Pear: (groans) Figures. We finally get to go sailing, and there's no wind.
Orange: What are you talking about? I'm breaking wind like crazy over here. (farts, laughs)
Pear: Awesome. Two fart jokes for the last 30 seconds. Not a good sign.
Orange: Well, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but...(farts)
Pear: (groans)
(Captain Obvious appears)
Captain Obvious: "Toot" is another word for "fart".
(The record scratches.)
Pear: (to Captain Obvious) Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious. (to Orange) Orange, why on earth did we put him in charge of the boat?
Orange: A-doy, he's a captain.
Captain Obvious: I'm a captain!
Orange: (farts, laughs)
Captain Obvious: And that was a...
Pear: SHARK!!!
Orange: Uh-oh. Good thing I'm on the poop deck. (laughs)
Pear: No, I said...SHARK!
Captain Obvious: He did say "shark". But it's actually a whale.
(Then, Orange, Pear, and Captain Obvious got eaten by a whale. Then, the episode's title card appears. Then, the bubble transitions to Orange being inside the whale in the dark.)
Orange: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
Pear: (with a flashlight) Nobody turned out the lights. We were eaten by a whale. Remember?
Orange: Really? I thought we jumped the shark.
Captain Obvious: That happened during "Orange Nya-Nya Style."
Orange: Ouch.
Pear: (to Captain Obvious) Oh, just shut it, Captain. You're the one who got us into this mess. (gets disgusted from the disgusting stuff in the whale's belly) Ugh, and I do mean mess.
(Pear notices Orange eating the chum)
Pear: Orange, what are you doing?!
Orange: Oh, quit your bellyaching. It's not so bad. Besides, I've got to keep my strength up. We are lost at sea.
Captain Obvious: Oh, he's right! We are lost at sea!
(Orange continues munching on the chum)
Pear: Dude, gross! Stop! It's chum!
Orange: Oh, hi, chum! You can call me "buddy." (laughs, continues munching)
Pear: I'm not calling you--just stop eating!
Captain Obvious: Pear is angry!
Pear: (grunts) Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Orange: (laughs) Stupid whale. I'm totally stealing your lunch (laughs, continue munching)
Voice: That's it, pal. You've got to keep your spirits high.
Pear: Um, who said that?
Orange: Whoever it was, I prefer you call me bro-chard from another orchard.
Pear: Shut up!
(Camera zooms back and it reveals Pinocchio)
Pinocchio: That's not nice! We've all got to get along! We're in this together!
Orange: (reacts in disgust)
Pear: O-M-G.
Captain Obvious: That means "Oh, my gosh!"
Pear: WE GET IT!! (growls) Man, all I really wanted was a nice sailing trip.
Pinocchio: All I wanted was to be a real boy. AND ALL I GOT WAS EATEN BY A WHALE!
Orange: Wow, you must feel like a real "dummy." (laughs) (laugh tapers) I don't feel so good.
Pear: (sarcastically) Gee, I wonder why.
Captain Obvious: It's because of the chum.
Orange: (laughs briefly, groans)
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