Patrick Quotes

*Patrick: "What's 'claustrophobic' mean?"
SpongeBob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
Squidward: "It does not."
Patrick: "Ho, ho, ho! [Giggle]"
SpongeBob: "Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!"
*Squidward: "Can you take hats in a sophisticated manner?"
Patrick: "Oh, you mean like a weenie? OK!" [In a weird, almost valley girl-sounding voice]: "'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I--'"
*"Whoever's in charge of the white sedan, you left your lights on."
*"I can't understand anything."
*"You broke my heart - now I'm gonna break something of YOURS!"
*Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?"
Mindy: "No, Patrick."
Patrick: "Would you like to?"
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