Clutch's KotOS Song

A tribute poem/song/thing, lovingly written by ClutchPowers99 for the Knights of the Olde Speech to commemorate the closing of the Message Boards - it remains, to our knowledge, the final manuscript uploaded to the boards (as opposed to a text post).
Talmid and Lukey Thingguy2
Just users on the LU forum
Until “Talmid!! Thou art an Artisan!”
Said Thingguy, and KotOS was born
And over time more members joined (some left)
These people, The Knights of Olde Speech
And they wrote the MMOS KOTOS Series
And that's the tale of which I speak
La li la, li de da
La la, li la da dumb
Sayeth "thee"s, "thou"s, and "eth"s, you're Knights of Olde Speech
Speek yon olde tongue tonight
Though we may now be bored, you've got epicness stored
In these pages that you'd better write!
In Perpetual Doom they were unemployed
'Till a greater calling they found
To rescue the Knight's Kingdom Morica
But instead, they all got taken down
By thedude7500
Who had it in for Talmid,
And by the evil Barney the Dinosaur
Who it turns out wasn't really dead
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom
Now they're Scattered like Ashes, far and wide
But I've heard thedude doesn't like snow
And if Talmid escapes these dungeons, his fates,
From the Embers, a great flame may grow
And while the Lady Jonna's gone on a Quest
We'll learn how the villains fell and rose
And the Rhoddwr Marwolaeth got blown up
But Stir and Perry wanna Return Home
Sayeth "thee"s, "thou"s, and "eth"s, you're Knights of Olde Speech
Oh speak yon olde tongue tonight
'Cause your cause has more members joining, now
But what of Sharpie's Membership Drive?
To the inn-keeper Sacul, now comes the tale:
Is it full-circle? (Well, I don't
know)
But if you plan on saying so, you'd better, soon, yo
'Cause dem Message Boards, dhey gonna close!
"Kotos!" we'll shout, we'll sound out the battlecry!
Oh, on through, to the 'boards' bitter end!
And at the end of the day, as Strider would say:
"LONG LIVE IMAGINATION, INGENUITY, AND INNOCENCE!!!"
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dumb
[You! Out in the audience! Wave your lighters!]
Sayeth "thee"s, "thou"s, and "eth"s, you're Knights of Olde Speech!
Oh, speak yon olde tongue tonight!
While we may now be bored, you've got epicness stored
In these pages, that you'd better write!
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