Stan Marsh

Stan Marsh is the 2nd most wanted criminal in the town of South Park, who is friends with Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. He has committed horrible crimes such as robbing houses, hijacking cars, killing people, manipulation, making someone break up with her girlfriend, lying, piracy, and a ton of crimes. He tried bombing Aika's house but FAILED and this kid is like a ninja, he commits a crime, he sneaks out and runs 10 minutes before the FIB finds out. He starred in the TV show known as South Park and a shitty Grand Theft Sesame Street rip-off called South Park Gangster Run. He's also the member of the Cartman Gang.
==Early Life==
Stan Marsh was born on October 19th, 1988, but his parents sadly DIED when the Teletubbies bombed his hometown and was taken to South Park where he was raised by a retired spy and a killer. When he was 2, he committed his first crime ever which was tricking someone into walking someone into a deathtrap and they died because of the deathtrap. Stan thought of other ways to kill people and at the age of 3 he hijacked television broadcasts. He started being a criminal at the age of 4 and killed more people. Every single day, his parents were happy for Stan that he learned being a criminal. 
==Later Life==
So, at the age of six, his parents revealed themselves as a spy AND a killer (not like spy x killer or whatever that anime is.) Stan was shocked so he entered school where he was secretly a good boy. Then at the age of 8 he met his best friends, Cartman, Kyle, and Kenny, and they started doing crimes together (well Kyle didn't sometimes) and they formed the Cartman Gang. They stopped doing crimes though, and made a Roblox shame.
He also went to furrycon and bombed the place up and did the SIUUU on them to make then leave and he brought his boys on the mission.
== Trivia ==
* Eminem definitely DID NOT make a song about Stan.
** But he probably did, considering the lyrics are if it hadnt for stanny eye joe i have been married a long time ago.
==Gallery==
File:Stanmarshroblox1.png|Stan Marsh in Roblox.
File:South-park-post-covid.webp|Stan as a adult.
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