Entity101

Hey there everybody, this is-
*Door crashes to the ground
Admins: THIS IS THE ADMINS HANDS UP
Jingo: Holy damn you guys are quick, that's 2.4 seconds. New record!
Wither: Yeah, we're onto you now. Don't think we'll let you get away with yet another trollpasta.
Jingo: This. Is. NOT. A. TROLLPASTA.
MPW: Then what is it?
Jingo: A SPOOF.
Wither: *cocks gun* Shut up and show us the manuscripts.
Jingo: *coughs* WHAT manuscripts?
Wither: Don't play dumb. The drafts for your trollpastas.
Jingo: OH NO, NOT THOSE!
EnderMaster45: Yep, those. Now where are they?
Jingo: Guys, I just can't-
Wither: *cocks gun* NOW
Jingo: Okay, okay. Honestly, just the thought of you wasting another bullet by cocking that gun again scares me into this.
Henriot5: Well?
Jingo: *sobs* Look, they're in the fridge, okay? NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Wither: *opens fridge* Hey, what is this cell phone looking device-
Jingo: And that's over with. Let's get on with the story!
== The Story ==
So one day I was playing... I don't know, take a guess.
Roblox?
Nope, I hate that game! It was Minecraft, of course!
So of course I was bored and decided to download shady crap on my computer, I specialize in contracting viruses and obtaining malware. Well, I had heard about Optifine and how cool that could make your game look, but it didn't sound as fun to download it safely as it did to get some knockoff version from a foreign country. So I searched around and found a thing called "OptiChina." I don't know why it was called that. Maybe it was Chinese? It sure as hell looked shady as frick so I bit.
I downloaded it and began a new world because you can never play the same world twice, am I right?
As I was doing random crap like building a house made of brick (do people still even use bricks in Minecraft?) my game crashed. I restarted the game and started a new world because, well, never play the same world twice, am I right? Especially not in a story like this.
Suddenly I saw a figure coming toward me at the speed of a figure coming toward someone, it was scary as hell with blood and... you can imagine, red eyes, pretty much everything you could ever make up that is actually not scary at all.
I threw a brick at him, he picked it up and began bashing my head in with it. As my character died, you guessed it, my own head began to smash in for no apparent reason, I fell out of my stool (you were expecting a chair, weren't you?) and croaked.
I died, long story short. DON'T TRY TO FIGHT ENTITIES. EVER. IT NEVER EVER WORKS!
Category:Its Jingo
Category:Short Pastas
Category:Entity series