Curse Your Fate to the Words

This Page is about profanity and is named after Cast Your Fate to the Wind by Vince Guaraldi.
== Transcript ==
* [shows Sesame Street at night]
* Oscar: Well, it's the worst time of the day once again. Take that pile of filth out with you. [Oscar holds up a trash bag with flies flying around it]
* [Ernie goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag]
* Ernie: [singing] Takin' out the trash, takin' out the trash.
* [Ernie throws the trash in the dumpster and then looks at some writings on the dumpster]
* Ernie: Hmm...dumpster writing! The voice of the people! "Up with rainbows, down with stew!" [laughs] "Girls are pink too!" [laughs] Ha, those Pink Girls... Here's one someone didn't finish! Big Bird smells. [writes the word "good" after "smells"] Good. [laughs] Hmm, what's this one? Super Sonico is a... hmm? Super Sonico is a [Elephant Sound].
* Oscar: [Clearly disgusted] Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
* Ernie: Well, sometimes, but not... Recently.
* Bert: Hey Ernie.
* Ernie: Hi, Bert! Do you know what this word means?
* Bert: "Super Sonico..." Uh, who is Super Sonico?
* Ernie: [pointing to "Super Sonico," then the unseen word as they are said] Nah, not that word, that word.
* Bert: Hmm... [Elephant Sound]! Oh, hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers.
* Ernie: Sentence enhancers?
* Bert: You use them when you want to talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-o! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich!
* Ernie: Oh, I get it! Let me try. [clears his throat] Hello, Bert. Lovely [Elephant Sound] day we're having, isn't it?
* Bert: Why, yes it is, Ernie. This [Elephant Sound] day is particularly [Elephant Sound] lovely!
* Ernie: How [Elephant Sound] right you are, Bert!
* [The two say the word a couple of times]
* Ernie: Ooh, You're right, Bert, my lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.
* Bert: Oh, mine too!
* [both laugh]
* Ernie: It tingles when I laugh!
* [Ernie walks into a park]
* Ernie: Hello, girls, nice [Elephant Sound] day we're having, uh? [The girls stare in shock]
* Violet: [gasps] What did he just say?!
* Lucy: This is Horrible.
* Ernie: Hey, Bert, how the [Elephant Sound] are ya?
* Bert: [sitting at a bench] Pretty [Elephant Sound] good, Ernie.
* Marcie: I thought this was a fun place, not a gutter mouth convention.
* Ernie: [taps on the microphone and speaks into it] Attention, people, today's special is a [Elephant Sound] Sushi served with creamy [Elephant Sound] noodles and served to [Elephant Sound] perfection. [The Bullies laugh while Sally is angry at them. She Slaps Bully #1] And don't forget to ask us to [Elephant Sound] the [Elephant Sound] drinks. It will be our [Elephant Sound] pleasure. [Schroeder hears the intercom] Hi Kid, how the [Elephant Sound] are ya?
* Bert: Nice [Elephant Sound] day, isn't it Kid?
* Linus: I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work blue.
* Elmo: Let's go somewhere more family oriented. [Everyone leaves the Park, grumbling in frustration]
* Violet: [chattering (variously and) inaudibly] I'm never going here again!
* Big Bird: [chattering (variously and) inaudibly] Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.
* Super Sonico: Huh? What Happened?
* Charlie Brown: Apparently, Ernie and Bert just learned a new word, and Ernie just said it over the intercom.
* Super Sonico: Well, what was it? What'd he say?
* Charlie Brown: Er...he said...um, well he said...
* [Charlie whispers]
* Super Sonico: Huh? [Charlie whispers it again; Sonico gasps] Furonto to sentā! Why, I oughta make the two of you using such language!
* Ernie: But, we were only using our sentence enhancers.
* Bert: Yeah, it's fancy talk.
* Super Sonico: There ain't nothing fancy about that word!
* Ernie: You mean [Elephant Sound]?
* Super Sonico: Yes, that one! Now quit saying that! It's a bad word!
* Ernie and Bert: Bad word?! [both start wiping their tongues]
* Super Sonico: Hai! that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.
* Bert: That's a lot of [Elephant Sound] bad words.
* Super Sonico: OK. I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.
* Ernie and Bert: We promise.
* [later at Ernie's house, Ernie and Bert are playing Snakes and Ladders]
* Ernie: Gee, I'm glad Sonico told us that word we were using was a bad word!
* Bert: Yeah, me too, because classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
* Ernie: Yea, verily. Now, let's play a nice, wholesome game of Snakes and Ladders.
* Bert: Oh, boy, my favorite!
* Ernie: Come on, Elmo needs a new pair of shoes! [rolls the dice]
* Bert: Oh, Snakes. Too bad, Ernie, you gotta ride the Snake.
* Ernie: Darn. [moves game piece to Snake]
* Bert: My turn! [rolls dice] Hooray! Ladders! Yay! Up, up, up!
* Ernie: Come on, Ladders, Ladders, Ladders! [rolls dice] [sighs] Snakes again.
* Bert: My turn! [rolls dice] Ladders!
* Ernie: Ladders, Ladders, Ladders! [throws dice] Snakes?
* Bert: [rolls dice] Ladders! [moves to Ladders] Well, this is your last chance, Ernie, or if you get Snakes again, you lose!
* Ernie: [gets frustrated while rolling the dice] Ladders, Ladders, Ladders!! [dice is thrown and lands on Ladders] Ha! Ladders! [dice turn over to Snakes]
* Bert: Snakes...
* Ernie: Ah, [Elephant Sound]! [covers his mouth when he realizes his mistake]
* Bert: Ooooh...! You said number 11!
* Ernie: [babbles for Bert to understand] I didn't mean... you gotta understand, Bert, I was trying...what I meant to say was...some things just slip out. You gotta understand!
* Bert: Don't worry Ernie, I understand. [pause] Sonico! [runs out the door] Super Sonico! Sonico! [starts running to Sonico's Home]
* Ernie: [starts running after him] No wait, Bert! [after Ernie catches up to Bert] Bert, no, please don't tell!
* Bert: But, you said "[Elephant Sound]"! [Covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake]
* Ernie: Aha! Now I'm gonna tell Sonico on you!
* Bert: Not if I tell first!
* Ernie: I can run faster than you! [laughs]
* Bert: [riding in an ice cream truck] See ya at Nitroplus! Ha, ha, ha! [the truck goes the wrong way] Oh no!
* Ernie: [laughs] Sonico, Sonico, Sonico!
* Super Sonico: What, what, what?
* Ernie: Bert, Bert, Bert!
* Super Sonico: Yes, yes, yes?
* Ernie: He said, he said, he said!
* Super Sonic: Sore de, otokonoko-tachi!
* Ernie: [talking fast] Me and Bert were playing Snakes and Ladders, and Bert was going up-up-up, and I had to ride the Snake and then we ran and Bert, he said some things.
* Super Sonico: [eyes Ernie] What kind of things?
* Ernie: Well, he said...
* Super Sonico: Yes?!
* Ernie: Well, uh, let's just say he said a certain word that you said we shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in the 13 words you said shouldn't be said.
* Super Sonico: Uh... Right, now what was that part about the, um... Who now?
* Bert: [walks to her and eats an ice cream cone but throws away the cone] Sonico, Sonico, Sonico! [Sonico sighs]
* Ernie and Bert: He said that word that you said we shouldn't say...!
* Ernie: ...number thirteen...
* [They babble on about the word, as Sonico stares on disapprovingly, until the two are just pointing at each other and yelling, "Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!"; Sonico eventually slaps both to quiet them.]
* Sonico: Now I want you to calmly tell me what you need to tell me, understand?
* Ernie and Bert: Hmm... [they both point at each other again] He said "[Elephant Sound]"!
* Super Sonico: [gasps] Do my ears deceive me?! You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash. [picks Ernie and Bert up by their pants and carries them out] You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of you wait right here. I'll be back.
* Bert: What's going to happen to us?
* Ernie: We'll probably get shots!
* Bert: Oh, no!
* Ernie: I'm sorry, Bert. Sonico was right. There's no need for words like that.
* Bert: I'm sorry too, Ernie.
* Ernie: Let's make a vow, Bert. From this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips! We'll be good citizens, just like Cute Super Sonico.
* Bert: [shakes hands with Ernie] Agreed!
* Super Sonico: All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for fouling the air with yer foul words, you're going to give a unpainted house a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. [jams her foot on a rock then hops on one leg] Ō, ō! Ā! My [Elephant Sounds] foot! What [Elephant Sounds] genius puts a [Elephant Sounds] rock in a [Elephant Sounds] path?! Can't you see I got a [Lion Roar] foot here?! Oh! [seal bark!. Continues saying a bunch of swear words, censored out by train whistles, truck horns, giant bells, etc.; at this moment, Ernie and Bert count the swear words he uses]
* Ernie: Five, six, seven...
* Super Sonico: ...a whole lotta [Pigeon sound] and with a side of [Elephant Sound], a heapin' helpin' of [giant bell] and a overload of [Goose sound] ...
* Bert: Nine...
* Super Sonico: [seal bark, Lion Roar, and a train whistle]! [cries in pain]
* Ernie: [cuts to Ernie with 13 fingers] That's all 13, Bert!! [gasps] We're gonna tell Oscar!
* Super Sonico: [worried] No, please! [Ernie and Bert laugh as they run to Oscar, Sonico runs after them] Wait, please!
* [They go to the trash can]
* Ernie and Bert: Oscar!
* Oscar: Why, hello there!
* [Ernie, Bert and Sonico all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so!]
* Ernie: Oscar, she said [Elephant Sound] and then he said [Elephant Sounds] again and said [Elephant Sounds] and then she screamed at the top of her voice [train whistle]! And he--(horn honks)--Oscar, she didn't care! Such a stream of cursing I have never heard in my days!
* Oscar: [shocked] Oh, my! Just what I Saw Last Night!
* Super Sonico: [gasps] What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you? [takes a coin out of her pocket] You two should be ashamed!
* Oscar: You should all be ashamed. And if you're gonna talk like bullies, then you're gonna work like bullies.
* [Then the three are removing graffiti]
* Oscar: I guess you three freight trucks have earned a glass of pink lemonade.
* Ernie, Bert and Sonico: Yeah!
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