Who Killed Mr. Krabs?

Who Killed Mr. Krabs? is the 2nd episode of SpongeBob: PattyPocalypse. 
== Transcript ==
* (The Episode Begins with a shot of the entrance to the gang's hideout. They are once again playing Go Fish at the table.)
* Patrick: SpongeBob, do you have any...fours?
* SpongeBob: Nope, Go Fish.
* Patrick: Shoot! *Takes a card from the pile*
* SpongeBob: Sandy, do you have any...sevens?
* Sandy: I've got two sevens actually, here ya go.
* SpongeBob: Thanks. *Takes the cards* Squidward, do you have any...ones?
* Squidward: Go Fish.
* SpongeBob: Shoot. *Takes a card from the pile* I also have a question for you guys, about this whole thing that happened while I was gone.
* Sandy: What is it?
* SpongeBob: I know you guys are here, but where's Mr. Krabs?
* Sandy: ...
* Squidward: Well...it's a long story.
* SpongeBob: How long?
* Patrick: Well to make it short, Mr. Krabs was depressed when he realized that SpongeBob was gone, since you weren't there to keep business booming, or some crap. Also because there was nobody to protect the Secret Formula anymore. Some say he went insane because of this.
* SpongeBob: Well, we should go find him!
* Sandy: I dunno, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs is probably dead or something, Plankton or some other people are likely responsible.
* SpongeBob: Then we should find the person that may or may not have killed him!
* Patrick: That's a great idea, SpongeBob! Let's Go!
* Sandy: Yeah, let's go!
* Squidward: But guys, shouldn't we-
* SpongeBob: TO THE WEAPONS ROOM!!!
* Squidward: *Sigh* Nevermind...
* (The Gang heads to the weapons room to get weapons in case of running into zombies along the way. Afterwards, the gang walks out of their hideout to go find who may or may not have killed Mr. Krabs.)
* SpongeBob: Do you guys see anybody else besides zombies so far?
* Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward: Nope.
* SpongeBob: Shoot. Hey, what is that thing?
* Patrick: What's what?
* SpongeBob: *SpongeBob points his finger to the left* There!
* (The camera cuts to a shadow of somebody on the ground slapping their hands together.)
* Shadow: Ahhoi! Ahhoi! Ahhoi!
* Squidward: WHAT THE FLYING FRICK IS THAT THING??
* Sandy: Looks like some sort of mannequin...
* Patrick: Wait guys, it's Shaye Saint John.
* SpongeBob: SHAYE SAINT JOHN!!! Wait, who's Shaye Saint John.
* Patrick: I saw him on some weird-ass YouTube video called "Hand Thing".
* Shaye Saint John: HI, DEARS!!! I'M SHAYE, AND I'M A SUPERMODEL. GAAWD!
* SpongeBob: Umm, hi, Shaye. Listen, Mr. Krabs is missing and we need to find a culprit. Was it you who killed him?
* Shaye Saint John: GAAWD! MURDER? HECK NO! I'M ONLY A SUPERMODEL WITH AN AMAZING YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
* Patrick: Amazing YouTube channel? Do you call washing hands in a room with Fricked-up puppets is amazing?
* Shaye Saint John: YES, MY FRIEND. NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WILL CONTINUE DOING THE HAND THING. 
* (Shaye continues to do the hand thing, while making the same sound as before. 
* Shaye Saint John: Ahhoi! Ahhoi! Ahhoi!
* SpongeBob: Well guys, let's find some other people.
* Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward: Okay.
* (The gang searches for more people to ask, even running into a person named Ace at one point.)
* Squidward: Well, we've been searching for hours, and do you know what? WE'VE NEVER CAUGHT ANYBODY!!!
* Sandy: True that.
* SpongeBob: Wait, guys! Remember who Sandy first said who was responsible for Mr. Krabs's real or fake death?
* Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward: Ohhhh! Plankton?
* SpongeBob: Yeah! We should've just gone there instead!
* Patrick: Well, let's go!
* (The gang heads over to the Chum Bucket, where Plankton most likely is.)
* SpongeBob: Well, there it is. Let's go in on 3, 2, 1!
* (As the gang walks inside, the camera fades to black, and the episode ends. For now.)
* (End)
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