29 Pranks Later

Guest star - Cody Longo and Wesley Snipes
Musical guest - The Black Keys
== Quotes ==
Danny: Mixed Nuts?
Michael: Not familiar with the brand.
Tom: Can's rather small, with a dated design and no nutritional info. But who am I to look gift nuts in the mouth?
Kim: Help! Snakes! Call a herpetologist
Mr. Jimmy McGee: I was pranked
Dawn Stockdale: Me, too.
Fred Stockdale: Me, too.
Evening, suckers. Anyone care to smell my flower?
J, D, H and F: I will!
Henry: No! No more playing jokes. Because you need to act normal 
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Been a while since I acted normal 
Henry: I mean it. We've had enough of your pranks. This ends now. And no dessert for you. 
Henry's Mom: In fact, my son is right, because yours is going to Jodie
Betty anne Bongo: So, do me a favour. Stay out of my life.
Announcer: What's up! It's MC Kid, here to introduce the principal of Obscure High, and your Scoutmaster, Marcus Tannebaum! Get out here, Marcus!
Principal Marcus: Whoa! Whoo-hoo! Welcome, Scouts, to our big trip kickoff! Hoo! And by "Scouts," I mean Freedom Scouts, a legally distinct and entirely separate organization with whom we are often confused, and who are having their own trip kickoff meeting right now in the Starbucks parking lot.
Mother: Bye, honey.
Man: Get on the bus. Turn around. Ew. No. Next. Get on the bus.
Principal Marcus: Up next, to give you a little information about our trip is June, who recently earned her merit badge in PowerPoint.
Dawn Stockdale: I love PowerPoint presentations
June: Our voyage will begin on State Route 319 as we head west past and turn right at Arby's.
Betty anne Bongo: There it is! 
June: Just a half mile down the road, we'll reach the campground. Now, here's where it gets interesting. 
(audience gasps) 
June: Scenic, isn't it? A never-ending wonderland of natural delights. Just look at that vast expanse of territory, the dense, bushy thicket, where, if you look close enough, you can see my naked butt?! 
Principal Marcus: Red alert! That mistake-- was me allowing you to make this presentation. It's over!
June: But Scoutmaster and Principal Tannebaum, it wasn't my fault!
Sophia: It's true. June was pranked
Principal Marcus: I don't understand jive, but regardless that thing called nudism is unacceptable. Sorry, young lady, but you're out of the Scouts.
Mr. Jimmy McGee: You've gone too far, young lady. You got June kicked out of the stupid Scouts. Which she loved since they were little because they doesn't know any better.
June: All i needed to do was rock climbing and whitewater rafting. Then I’d could’ve been a full-fledged Chief Scout.
Jodie: apologize to June right now!
I'm sorry if you took offense at my actions.
Better.
I apologize if you regret the miscommunication.
Where on Earth did you learn to apologize like that?
Wesley Snipes?
Wesley Snipes: I'm sorry it took her so long to die. Will you marry me?
Jodie: What you did today was unacceptable. Until you can give June a sincere apology and stop your pranks, you will stay in your room.
Okay.
Jodie: Do you have a problem with that?
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Well, it's not the punishment I would have chosen, but we can discuss it when I get back from the bathroom. (opens the door and rolls backwards)
All right, eyes down, left arm straight on the downswing, rotate the hips and Boom!
Kim: What do you think you're doing? You shouldn't be playing any games! You're being punished!
I'm in my room, aren't I?
Michael: Ah, the sublime joys of a punishment.
Kim: From now on, there will be no video games! And no Internet! 
Danny: No Angry Birds for Android! No Kindle! 
Robert: No TiVo! No Tickle Me Elmo! 
Tom: No Texas hold'em with seven grown-up gamblers who somehow got into your room! No dressing up as Princess Diana!
You think you can break me? You can't break me. You can take away my toys, but you'll never take away my imagination.
All 4 hosts: AND NO IMAGINATION EITHER
Now you tickle me.
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