Previously On

"Previously On" is a sequence frequently used in NicoB's videos.
== Description ==
The sequence starts with the phrase "Previously on *name of video series*" read by Nico, followed by a clip from the previous video, followed by a black background with Nico's voice announcing "And now back to *phrase related to said video series*" and finally starting the current video.
== "And now back to... " ==
* Don't Starve: "the present"
* Corpse Party: "the crying"
* Happy Wheels: "the carnage"
* Tekkit & Hexxit: "the crafting"
* Sword and Sorcery: "the sorcery"
* Fez: "slimy"
* Katamari: "the rolling"
* Downfall: "Joe"
* 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: "the escape"
* OFF: "the purifying"
* Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc: "the academy."
* Miasmata: "Eden"
* Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs: "the machine"
* The Crooked Man: "unlocking a whole bunch of doors"
* Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward: "the Nonary Game"
* Gone Home: "the Greenbrior residence"
* Machinarium: "bedettlmen"
* Corpse Party: Book of Shadows: "the crying."
* Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: "yelling at people."
* Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective: "being dead."
* Tearaway: "chucking gophers"
* Tokyo Jungle: "the jungle"
* Persona 4: Golden: "Japanese high school."
* The Walking Dead: Season One: "the survivors."
* Dark Souls 2: "death."
* Catherine: "boobs."
* Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair: "the island."
* Persona 4 Arena Ultimax: "kicking monkey ass"
* Phoenix Wright: Justice For All: "pointing at people"
* The World Ends With You: "being emo"
* Chroma Squad (referred to as "Horny Rangers"): "fighting... for justice"
* Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations: "staring at people."
* Lisa: The Painful RPG: "the sausage fest."
* Steins;Gate: "fucking up history"
* Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls: "the despair..." (in Monokuma's voice)
* Lisa: The Joyful: "killing everything"
* Corpse Party: Blood Drive: "peeing my pants"
** Last two episodes: "getting through the rest of this fucking game"
* Undertale: "sparing everything"
* The Stanley Parable : "I don't fucking know"
* Toilet in Wonderland: "SHIT!" (In the Ishimaru voice)
* Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth: "Edgeworth noises"
* Ace Attorney Investigations 2: "wagging my little finger"
* Kingdom Hearts Final Mix HD: "your childhood"
* Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories HD: "being confused"
* Earthbound: "the '90s"
* Gemini Rue: "sticking my foot in things"
* Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix HD: "heart light heart dark bart dark"
* Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney: "screeching at people"
* Zero Escape: Zero Time Dilemma: "getting my mind fucked"
* Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days: "eating more of that fucking ice cream!"
* Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked: "the survival"
* Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Final Mix: "more of my Roxas fanfictions"
** Final Episode: "more of my Roxas fanfi-*exsaperated sigh*, y-you know what, I can't do this. I-I, there's no Roxas fanfictions in this episode, there's no blueberry muffins, there's no cinnamon buns, j-just PAIN, just FUCKING PAIN! I should've stopped playing, I SHOULD'VE STOPPED PLAYING AT THIS POINT! *crying* Every time I close my eyes I hear his voice I-(Vanitas Remnant) "Pathetic!" W-was that, did you hear that (Vanitas Remnant) "What's yours is mine!" Oh my god, no! HAYLEY JOEL OSMENT PLEASE (Vanitas Remnant): "Show me anguish!" NOOOOOO-
* Ni no Kuni: "crybaby bunting" (in a British accent)
* Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance: "more Nintendogs"
* NieR: Automata: "more booty-booty butt cheeks."
* Persona 5: "stickin' it to the man!"
* NieR Gestalt: "Yoko Taro's crazy brain"
* Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies: "listening to people"
* Yakuza 0: "curb stomping bitches" (in Japanese)
** Episode 6~Finale: "curb stomping bitches! Gorrrraaaa!" (in Japanese)
* Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony: "a new killing game"
* The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: "saving Hy— Ooh, what's that over there?"
** Final episode: "saving Hyrule..."
* Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice: "channeling people"
* Ni no Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom: "holy shit, Roland's got a gun! *gunshot*"
* Yakuza Kiwami: "the thought-provoking story about one man sticking to his values and *barely comprehensible noises* *24-Hour Cinderella playing in the background louder and louder*
* The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D: " (Navi) Hey!" "and now back" "(Navi) Hello" "and now back to will you shut the fuck up Navi!" (while Navi talks over Nico)
* Mother 3: "making memories"
* Xenoblade Chronicles: "El Monado..." (with a clip from The Road to El Dorado and the Monado blade edited in; additionally, the Monado picture is updated as Shulk's Monado evolves in the storyline)
** Final episode: A clip from the "It's Tough to be a God" musical sequence in The Road to El Dorado with Zanza and Meyneth's faces edited in.
* Yakuza Kiwami 2: Nico singing the refrain of Kiryu's "Bakamitai" using the Larry voice, with Yakuza 0 Majima in his 24-Hour Cinderella outfit serving as the "gag photo"; starting from Episode 4 onward, the gag photo changes each episode.
* The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask: (the "And now back to..." part keeps repeating several times)
*Final episode: (the "And now back to..." part keeps repeating several times) episode 2 of Majora's Mask...Wait, wait what? Its the last episode? What have I been doing this whole time? What DAY is it? (scared) Am I gonna die?
* Kingdom Hearts 3: "OH MY GOD, GUYS! WE'RE PLAYING KINGDOM HEARTS 3! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!" (fanboy laugh)
** Finale: "Aw, It's over..."
* Steins;Gate 0: "the fucked up history"
* The Great Ace Attorney: "grunting at people"
* Judgment (Judge Eyes): "Oretachi no JUDGEMENT!"
* Fire Emblem: Three Houses: "Garreg Mach Monastery *interrupted by random things*"
 
Individual Gags
Episode 2: ???: Professor Nico! Can I use the bathroom? Nico: No, you sit your ass down, Morishige. Morishige: But I REALLY gotta go! Nico: You're gonna hold that shit in till the end of the series. Ya got it? Morishige: Ahh, son of a bitch!
Episode 3: Oh GOD DAMNIT! JUDGE, KOMAEDA, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE OUT IN MY CLASSROOM!? Judge: Oh curses, it appears we've been caught again. Komaeda" It's okay, Udgey. We can continue behind the bleachers outside the school. Nico: Oh god, STOP. STOP! WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING!?? Komaeda: haha... You have only yourselves to blame, Professor Nico. Nico: I know, that's what makes it even worse
Episode 4: Togami, stop counting money in my classroom! Togami: What? I'm just counting up the profits from Togami Corps' [Latest Big Business Venture] It's mathematics professor (laughs, then gets whipped by Nico) Nico: Pull out your textbook, Togami, or I'm smacking you with the ruler again. Togami: Ow, yes sir.
Episode 5: Phoenix Wright: Professor Nico, Where in the textbook does it say anything about asspulling? Nico: What!? Wright: Asspulling, the moment when you're about to lose and you pull some random piece of evidence and win the case. Nico: That doesn't happen, this is a law class, not some hippy-dippy anime bullshit. Wright: come on, there's always a moment when the music comes out and it was like "hums Ace attorney Cornered theme" Nico: NO! THERE IS NONE OF THAT! Alright, listen I don't know how they do things in Japanifornia, but you're here for a freaking reason, Phoenix. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE YOU IN THIS FUCKING CLASS, DO YOU KNOW!!!? Wright: I lost count. Nico: I swear, every DAMN GAME!!
Episode 6: Kazuichi, will you quit tinkering with stuff in my classroom? Kazuichi: But professor, I'm making a device for you that makes teaching a whole lot easier, cause you clearly have no idea what you're doing. Nico: That's COMPLETELY UN-... uh, You know what, let me see that, so do I push this button here? Kazuichi: WAIT! I haven't even finished it yet! "A rift in time forms, and Larry takes the role as professor" Larry: Hey y'all, its me, fucking Larry, dude. Looks like I'm your teacher now. Kazuichi: OH SHIT, IT MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE, I BLAME YOU MIU! Miu: Whatever, Blahzuichi. It was your dumb tinkering that messed it up. Larry: Now for my next lesson, I'm gonna teach you how to pick up some freaking sexy hot babes! Kazuichi: OH GOD EVERYBODY RUN! AGH!!!!!!
Episode 7: Nico: Wait a minute… Why is there a giant traffic cone in my classroom? Majima is that you!? Majima: Nico-chan~ I’m surprised you noticed me standing here. Nico: Kinda hard to miss, man. You were literally in the front row. I couldn’t even see the rest of the class. Majima: But now you found me. That means you and I gotta fight! Nico: Majima I’m not fighting you, this is geography class. Majima: Oh, geography! I know a little thing or two about geography. There’s a little thing called the Majima Everywhere System. Ya heard of it, Nico? I know every inch of every part ‘a your daily life. I will follow you to the ends of the earth. I’ll be inside every trash can, every manhole, strip club, and shitter. Hunting you down! Until you finally accept a fight from me! Nico: So if I fight you now we can end this? Majima: Yeah! But only if you can beat me. Nico: Heh, I’ve been trainin’ on Mr. Shakedown’s, all right? I’m gonna beat ya’ Majima. And I’m using that money of your’s to buy some tacos later. Majima: Ha! Now we’re talkin’! Let’s go professor! Both: AAAGHHHHHHH!!!
Episode 8: ???: HOLY SHIT, ROLAND'S GOT A GUN! Nico: Damnit Roland, how many times do I have to tell you? Target practice is after school! Roland: Sorry 'bout that, there's just a fly flying around the room and I was trying to get it. Oh shit, there he is! Gonta: Oh no, fly brother’s hurt! Which one of you hurt fly brother!? Roland: I'm pretty sure it was the professor... Nico: No, Gonta, it wasn't me! I swear to god it was Roland, he did it! No! Gonta: Eat monkey brains, professor! Nico: AAAAGGHHHH!
Episode 9: Nico: Monokuma are you bolting one of my windows shut? Monokuma: What? Me? No, of course not! Nico: Damnit you’re trying to start another killing game again, aren't you? Monokuma: Whaddya expect me to do alright!? Just sit here and listen and bein' a studious student!? Monokuma is never the student, he's the headmaster! I should be running this school, damnit! And schools aren't for learning, they're for murder! Nico: Monokuma don't make me send you to the principal’s office again. You know that guy has a very low tolerance for bullshit. Monokuma: I’m not afraid of him. Nico: Principal Kiryu! Kiryu: You rang, professor? Nico: I think Monokuma here needs some extra discipline. Kiryu: Got it. Monokuma: Oh no, you stay the hell away from me you big beefcake! Why is your jawline so fucking rigid!? No! Not the face- NOT THE FACE AAGHHHH YOUR CURBSTOMPS ARE REALLY BRINGING ME DESPAIR AGHHH AAAAGH!
Episode 10: Nico: Uh, Chiaki? Chiaki? Chiaki: Huh, huh? Nico: Are you playing games in my class? Chiaki: Yeah, I'm trying to beat this level of Pacman. It's giving me a lot of trouble. Nico: Alright, well you can do that after class, alright? I'm gonna hold onto that for now- Chiaki: Professor, I have to finish this level of Pacman. Those ghosts need to die, and I'm not gonna let anyone stand in my way. Nico: Okay, okay just let go of my hand, please! Please, Chiaki, I'm sorry! Ah, oh God... Chiaki: Thanks, professor. Nico: Yeah, you guys can just have study hall today. I think I'm just gonna go see the class... counselor...
Episode 11: Nico: Ah, c’mon guys, who left this banana peel on my desk? Mayuri: Ooh, sorry professor. That was Miyushi. Nico: Mayuri, you know you’re not supposed to bring food into class. Mayuri: I know, but Okabe keeps turning my regular bananas into jobanas, and then I never get to eat them. Nico: That… sounds weird and gross. Okabe: Everyone! Get Mayuri out of here! Moeka’s coming to kill her again! Nico: Sorry, what? Excuse me? Okabe: There’s no time professor, this is the 37th time we’ve done this! Moeka: Too late mutherfucker! Eat shit Mayuri! ???: Oh my God! Mayuri shot Moeka! Mayuri: Yup! I came prepared this time, bitch! Boom, baby! Nico: What the fuck is going on!?
Episode 12: Nico: Ah, son of a bitch- alright which one of you prosecutors slammed your desk so hard you knocked my glass over? Was it you, Edgeworth? Edgeworth: Please, it wasn’t me. It was clearly von Karma. von Karma: It wasn’t me, I didn’t even slam my desk. It was clearly Cyclops over here. Godot: Oh, ha ha, another Cyclops joke, real funny guys. I was too busy drinking my black coffee to notice, but if I had to take a guess I’d say it was probably Klavier. Klavier: Always pinning the blame on me, eh Herr Goggles? But it was so clearly Blackquill’s fault. More than likely with those fingers of his. Blackquill: Ha, the only thing my finger blades cut is the evil that lurks in this world. No, more than likely it was the new guy behind us. The guy with the leg. Klavier: Oh yeah, it was probably him. Godot: Totally him. von Karma: Absolutely. Edgeworth: One-hundred percent. Nico: Is that true, was it you, van Vieks? van Zieks: How impudent of me to shatter the Holy Grail before our dear professor could even take a single sip. I plead for your forgiveness. Nico: It’s alright man, just be more careful next time. van Zieks: No, this shall not do. As penance I shall shatter my own collection of Holy Grails that I have collected over many years. Nico: You mean that giant mountain of glasses over there? van Zieks: It is the least that I can do. Nico: Really, man, it’s alright, it’s not that big a deal! Van Zieks don’t do it! van Zieks: Now, leg slam! Nico: VAN ZIEKS, AAAGGHHHHHH- JESUS CHRIST AGGGGHHHH!
Episode 13: Donald: Professor! I have a question! Nico: Yeah? What is it, Donald? Donald: So, I don’t understand what I did wrong on this last question of the test. Nico: Y-you don’t understand? Donald, the question was, “If your ally is hurt, what do you do?”, and you put, “Set ‘em on fire.” How is that a right answer!? Donald: It makes perfect sense! I light ‘em on fire, and then I use them as a distraction so I can run away! Nico: Donald, this is a class about being a good teammate. How is lighting them on fire and using them as a distraction a good teammate thing to do!? Donald: I don’t know, Professor, that’s what you’re supposed to teach me! Nico: Good lord, Donald, you’re better off doing nothing if you’re just gonna light them on fire. Donald: Doing nothing you say… Nico: Well, yeah, I’m saying if it’s between that and lighting them on fire, but what you really should be doing is- Donald: Oh, no no, Professor I see where you’re going. I finally understand exactly what I need to do. Or maybe I should say what I don’t need to do. AH HA, AHHH HA, AHHH HAHAHAHAHA
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sode 14: Nico: Oh- wait it’s time for our magic lesson. All the wizards in the class step forward. We’re gonna be testing your magic abilities. Oliver, shoot some fire. Oliver: NEATO!!! Nico: Alright, good. Donald, lightning! Donald: I GOT IT!!! Nico: Sweet. Melia, ice! Melia: I feel the Ethoth flowing through me! Nico: Great! Himiko, wind! Himiko: Wooshhhhhhhhhhh… Nico: That… was just you making sounds with your mouth. Himiko: Yup. It’s maaaaaagic. Nico: Himiko, see me after class. Himiko: Aww.
Episode 15: Nico: Oh, ha ha guys. Very funny. Who stuck a woopie cushion in my chair!? Kokichi: Uh, Professor, I know who it was. It was totally Kaito. Kaito: What!? Kokichi: Yeah, I saw him put it under your seat before the class started. Nico: Kaito, is that true? Kaito: What!? I didn’t put anything under your chair, Professor! Is that something a Luminary of the Stars would do? Kokichi: Nobody knows what that means, Kaito. Isn’t that right, Shuichi? Shuichi: Please don’t drag me into this. Maki: It was clearly Kokichi. We all know how much he likes to pin the blame on others. Kokichi: Ugh, that was totally uncalled for. Your words cut me deep Maki Roll. Maki: You don’t get to call me that. Kaito: Now, now, Maki Roll. Nico: Well, somebody better fess up here, or all of you are getting detention. Maki: Just admit it, Kokichi. Kokichi: Okay, okay, fiiiine, fine. I’ll confess. It was actually Shuichi. Shuichi: What!? Nico: Alright, screw it, you’re all getting detention. Kokichi: Yay! That means we all get to hang out after school! Maki: I’m gonna kill him. I’m gonna freaking kill him. Kaito: Hold on there, Maki Roll! Kokichi: Ahhhh! Save me, Shuichi! Oh, God!
Episode 17: Nico: O-oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, did you guys hear that? ???: Um… Hear what? Nico: That sound, hear that sound? ???: Uhh, I don’t hear anything. Nico: Oh, I definitely hear something. That’s the sound of a surprise motherf**ckin’ test, bitches! All: [disappointed shouting] Nico: What, just cuz I didn’t have a lecture last time made you think we didn’t have a test today? You’re in the class of Nico Freaking B. Moshirige: But that’s not fair, professor! Nico: Moshirige, you think you’re here to take it easy? You think this class is just a pushover? Is this shit just an elective to you? Well guess again, shithead. This is my house, alright? My house! And when you’re in my house, you play my rules. Now drop and give me twenty, Moshirige! Moshirige: But isn’t this a math class? Nico: I SAID TWENTY, MAGGOT! Moshirige: OH GOD, AHHH ONE, TWOOOOO GOD, I’m done.
Episode 18: Kuzuryuu: Uh, Professor Nico? Nico: Yes, Kuzuryuu? Kuzuryuu: I got a question. Lately I feel like I’ve been failing my title of Ultimate Yakuza. Professor, what can I do to help step up my game? Nico: Honestly that’s a bit outside my field of expertise, but it’s alright I do know someone who can help. Principal Kiryu! Kiryu: You called, Professor? Nico: One of our students needs your expertise, and also you know you can open that door, right? Kuzuryuu: Principal Kiryu, what can I do to be the best yakuza ever? Kiryu: I’m gonna walk you through a five step program, alright? Try to keep up. The first thing I’m gonna need is a volunteer. Nico: Uh, pretty sure Larry wants to volunteer. Larry: What!? Kiryu: Yeah, Larry, get over here! Larry: Oh God… Kiryu: Now, Kuzuryuu, the first thing any good yakuza needs to know is the proper way to curbstomp. Larry, I need you to lie on the ground and pretend that I just beat you up. Larry: You want me to do what!? Kiryu: Nah, screw this, this is taking too long. Larry: Oh my God! Kiryu: Now, the key, Kuzuryuu, is to crush his head in, but without actually killing him. Kuzuryuu: Is that actually possible? Kiryu: It is when you do it the Kiryu way. Watch this- Larry: OH MY GOD! Kiryu: Alright, now you try. Kuzuryuu: Alright, here we go- Kiryu: Ah, you’re a natural! Keep doin’ it! Larry: AGHHH! OH MY GOD! Kiryu: Now let’s do it together! Larry: OH MY GO- AGHHHHH!
Episode 19: Hagakure: Um, excuse me, Professor Nico? Nico: *sighs* What is it, Hagakure? Hagakure: While you were up there saying a whole bunch of random nonsense, I saw a prediction, here in my crystal ball, and it says that if you stand in that spot right there, something’s gonna happen that’s gonna kill you! Nico: Are you kidding me? What!? Hagakure: I don’t know, man, I just know something’s gonna happen! Nico: You might understand if I’m a little incredulous. Hagakure: I swear I’m telling you the truth, dude! My predictions are right 30% of the time! Nico: That means I have a 60% chance of being fine. Hagakure: But also a 30% chance you might drop dead, dude! Nico: *scoffs* Fine, alright, I’m gonna stand over here then. How’s that? Hagakure: Nope, you still got a 30% chance of dying. Nico: What about here? Hagakure: Nope! You gotta keep going! Nico: *distant* Over here? Hagakure: No, keep ‘er going, keep ‘er going! That’s right, just go right out that door! Okay, make sure to close the door behind you! *door closes* Annnnd locked. And that’s how you skip class, guys. Komaeda: Oh my God, I don’t believe it actually worked. Hagakure: That’s right! You guys owe me twenty bucks, dude! Now let’s all take a break and smoke a doobie, dude! *cheering* Nico: God damnit, I just got played, didn’t I?
Episode 20: Nico: Ugh, you know what guys? I’m sorry, but there is no way- we are not ready for the recital, okay? So we are gonna go through it once again! [everyone shouts angrily] Nico: Well, I’m sorry, but you guys need work. You are totally off key! Now come on, along with me, here we go. A one, a two, a one, two, three, four! [everyone sings “Edge of Dawn”] Nico: Stop, stop, stop! God damnit, Moshirige, you are flat as fuck! If I hear you screwing up one more note, you are failing this class! Moshirige: Aw, come on! Nico: Now, where were we? Oh, right. [“Edge of Dawn” continues] Nico: Alright, now that’s more like it.
Episode 21: [guitar feedback] Nico: Uhh, what the hell was that? Kiryu: Alright, Kuzuryuu, time for step two on how to be the best yakuza you can be. Kuzuryuu: I’m ready, Sensei. Kiryu: Alright, you heard that sound, right? That means we got a sub story going on, which means that your professor has a problem that you need to solve. Isn’t that right, Professor? Nico: Uhh, I guess? I was just gonna put a math problem on the board. Kiryu: Alright, that means that most likely this math problem is going to devolve into an epic fight against a bunch of yakuza. Nico: Guys, it’s fine, it’s just a regular math problem. Alright, class, what’s two times six? ???: It’s a twelve iron up your ass, Professor! Nico: What the hell!? Kiryu: Oh crap, here come the thugs, Kuzuryuu! Kuzuryuu: Let’s do it, Professor! HAAAAAAAA! Kiryu: HAAAAAAAAAA! Kuzuryuu: Alright, I think that’s the last of them. Kiryu: Good job, Kuzuryuu, you managed to beat all the thugs and only let the professor get down to about a quarter of his health. Nico: Oh fuck, somebody call an ambulance, I think I broke something! Kiryu: You’re right, Professor, knowledge really is power! Kiryu & Kuzuryuu: HAHAHAHAHA! Nico: Oh, God, what the fuck!? What the fuck is wrong with you two, aughhhhh… [guitar feedback]
Episode 22: Nico: Actually, you know what? Nope, there’s no class today, screw it, I gotta go. This video already took freakin’ forever to edit, and I’ve got guests over, and just don’t have time to do this shit today, alright. I don’t have time for you all, get the fuck outa here! I’m out! Peace out, bitch!
Episode 23: Felix: Professor. Nico: *sighs* What is it, Felix? Felix: I’m tired of dealing with these weaklings here. I want a real challenge, a true battle between swordsman. I know you’ve got some connections, so please, Professor, help provide me with a challenge. Nico: Alright, fine, Felix, fine. Fortunately for you, I have all these guys on speed-dial anyway. *dials phone* [poofing sound] Nico: Alright, introducing Blackquill. He fights more with his fingers than his sword, but it’s pretty much the same thing. Blackquill: This puny welp wishes to challenge me? Don’t make me laugh. Felix: Don’t make me laugh. Is this all you got, Professor? Nico: *sighs* Fine, alright- *dials phone* [poofing sound] Nico: We got Peko Pekoyama, here. She is literally the Ultimate Swordsman. Peko: I prefer not to use real swords anymore, though. Felix: This is a waste of my time! If I can just cut her sword in half, then what’s the point!? Nico: Fine! Alright, uhh, how ‘bout- *dials phone* [poofing sound] Nico: Shulk, and his Menado? Shulk: Aw, I’m really feeling it, Professor! Nico: Actually, you know what? Let’s not do Shulk. Uhh- *dials phone* [poofing sound] Nico: Sephiroth? Sephiroth: What am I doing here? Where is Cloud? Nico: Alright, save it for the remakes, Sephiroth. Felix: No, I need more! Nico: Okay, screw this- *dials phone* [poofing sound] Nico: Roland, shoot this asshole! Roland: On it. *shoots gun* Felix: Agh, my leg! What manner of weaponry is this? Nico: It’s called a gun, Felix, and gun beats sword every time. Felix: Ah, curses! [gun shot]
Episode 24: Nico: Phoenix, are you passing notes in my class? Phoenix: Uh- what? N-no I- uh- Nico: Edgeworth, let me see that note he gave you. Edgeworth: I’d- really prefer not to. Nico: Fine, then you’re gonna have to stand up and read it to the entire class. Edgeworth: Oh, come on! Nico: Right now, Edgeworth. Edgeworth: Aughh… *stands up* Oh, God… Um… Oh, do I really have to? Nico: I’m waiting~ Edgeworth: *sighs* “Edgeworth, your neck scarf looks mondo sexy. I can’t wait to feel it pressed up against my neck behind the bleachers after school.” Maya: Oh, God, the yaoi! Nico: Calm yourself, Maya. Edgeworth: God, this is so embarrassing, and how many times have I told you, Phoenix, it’s called a cravat! Phoenix: Aw, come on Edgy, you know I can’t remember things like that. Nico: All right, as punishment for you two, I want ten fanfictions about what you just wrote on my desk by tomorrow morning! Edgeworth & Phoenix: Aww, man!
Episode 25: [chicken clucking] Nico: Oh, God damn it, now what? [guitar feedback] Kiryu: Alright, Kuzuryuu, now for step three on how to be the best Yakuza you can be. Kuzuryuu: I’m ready, Sensei. Kiryu: So the next thing you need to do is start earning ridiculous piles of money. Kuzuryuu: Ah, yeah, of course, I’m pretty experienced in that. Been doin’ all kinds of illicit trade and stuff. Kiryu: No, nothing like that. Mostly minigames, helping people out, as well as the occasional side content, but nothing illicit. Kuzuryuu: Uh, but aren’t we technically a criminal organization? Kiryu: That’s just semantics, Kuzuryuu. Now, here, hold my chicken. *chicken clucks* Kuzuryuu: Uh, what am I supposed to do with this? Kiryu: This is Nugget. He helps around my real estate agency, and he’s going to help you run yours. Kuzuryuu: Again, don’t really know how this is connected to being a Yakuza- Kiryu: You talk too much, Kuzuryuu! Just leave it to Nugget and you’ll be rolling in billions soon enough. Narrator: Five minutes later… [cash register sound] Kuzuryuu: What the hell!? I’ve earned more money in five minutes doing this real estate minigame than I did my entire career as a Yakuza! Kiryu: See what I mean? It’s just that easy. Kuzuryuu: I don’t even know what to do with all this money. Kiryu: Eat it. Kuzuryuu: What? Kiryu: Eat it, and upgrade yourself. That’s what I do. How do you think I stay this fuckin’ chiseled!? *eats money* Mmm, tastes like victory. And possibly lead poisoning.
Episode 26: [pot breaking] Nico: Damnit, Togami, did you break another pot!? Pottery is an art, Togami, okay? You need to be gentle with your piece! Togami: Well, excuse me, I don’t have the hands of a dirty peasant that is meant for work like this! I mean, look at me! My hands are disgusting, and there’s clay all over my Norwegian soaked suit! If I didn’t need this elective, I wouldn’t be caught dead in this class, Professor! Angie: Ohh, do not worry, Togami, Angie shall help you find the motivation by harnessing the power of Atua! Togami: Ahh! Get away from me, you weird imp girl! Angie: Now, behold! Nico: Jesus Christ! Angie, put your clothes back on, this isn’t that kind of art class! Togami: Hmm… Nico: Togami!? Togami: This unusual form… A window into a distant unknown world… An unimaginably vulgar, unrefined world! Nico: Oh my God, is this actually working? Angie: That’s right, dig deep, Byakuya, and find your inner artist! Togami: I can feel it! This demon energy! HAGHHHHHHHHH!!! *chisels quickly* HAHHHH!!! How’s that, Professor!? Nico: Holy shit, did you just sculpt the statue of David? Wait, how’d you get inspiration for a nude guy when looking at a nude g- *sighs* Yeah, you know what, forget it. Anyways, this doesn’t count, Togami, this is copyright infringement, so you failed the class anyway. Togami: God damnit!
Episode 27: [Sherlock Holmes’s theme plays] Nico: Oh, God... That song… It can only mean… Holmes: I apologize for interrupting, Professor, but I’m afraid I just can’t contain myself any longer. You promised weeks ago that I could teach my own class in the art of deduction! Nico: Ah, damnit, I was hoping you had forgotten about that- Holmes: Well, I’m cashing in my check right now, Professor! Nico: *sighs* Fine, Mr. Holmes, fine. The floor is yours. Holmes: Thank you, thank you. And now, students of whatever class this is, I would like to ask you all. What is the most important facet of all logic and reason? Yes, you, purple haired girl. Kirigiri: It’s making sure to base your claims on a solid foundation of information. Holmes: Oh- I’m sorry, but unfortunately that is incorrect. What about you, with the hat? Shuichi: Um, could it be perhaps fact checking all of your intelligence? Holmes: Oh- nope, sorry, wrong as well! What about you, sir, in the dirty coat? Gumshoe: Well, pal, I’m pretty sure that- Holmes: Oh- no, I’m sorry, didn’t mean to cut you off there, but I just know that whatever you say is not going to be right, so anyway. Do you all give up? The answer is of course, your ability to strike a cool pose while moving to a sick beat! Hit it, Iris! Iris: You got it, Holmesey! [Joint Reasoning theme plays] Holmes: Ha! Hee! Hu! Hu! Hah! Un! Yes! Everyone! Make sure to do a good three-sixty! Huh! Now, spin! Spin, weird hatted kid! Shuichi: Uhh, I’m spinning, I’m spinning! Gumshoe: Uhh, pal, I’m getting super dizzy, ahhh! Kirigiri: Yeah, no, I’m- I’m not doing this. Holmes: Yes, can you all feel it!? Naruhodo: Yeah, I’m really feelin’ it! Holmes: Yes, the man with the sword over there gets it!
Episode 28: [crashing sound] Majima: Sorry to interrupt, Professor! Nico: Oh- Majima, go away, I don’t have enough time to fight you right now! Majima: No, no, I’m not here for you today, Professor. Today, I’m here for this small fry. I believe his name is Kuzuryuu-chan! Kuzuryuu: Uh- Wait, what, me!? [crashing sound] Kiryu: What’s goin’ on in here!? Majima: Ah, if it isn’t Kiryu-chan. Kiryu: Well, seems like a good time to bring up step four of how to be the best Yakuza you can be. Nico: Oh my God, you guys are still doing this? Kiryu: So on occasion, and by which I mean at least five times a day, Majima is gonna show up, and he’s gonna want to fight you.You don’t know when, you don’t know where, you don’t know how, but it’s gonna happen. Majima: Glad to see you learned a few things over these past few years, Kiryu-chan. Kuzuryuu: Alright, Principal Kiryu, if you say so. I’ll do my best. Kiryu: Atta boy. Majima: Hey, wait a minute! This kid’s got an eyepatch on! It looks a lot like my eyepatch. Kuzuryuu: Uh, yeah, I lost my eye during a killing game, so I wear this eyepatch. In memory of the legend of the greatest Yakuza there ever was. I think his name was Goro something. Majima: For God’s sake, you idiot, I’m that Goro something! Kuzuryuu: Oh my God, really!? Damn, Senpai! Majima: Hey, you know what that means? You’re my new pupil now! Kiryu: Wait, what? Kuzuryuu: Alright, teach me, Sensei! Majima: Yeah, now I order you to help me kick Kiryu’s ass! Kiryu: Hey, wait a second! Kuzuryuu: Sorry, Principal Kiryu, but I gotta do this, for my role model! Kiryu: Damnit! I thought I was your role model! Fine, have it your way. This fight won’t stop until we’ve destroyed every physical object in this room! Majima: You’re on! Have at you, Kiryu-chan! Now, you’re gettin’ it! [fighting sounds] Nico: Oh, for God’s sake, guys not my freaking desk!
Episode 29: Nico: Now, as you all know, today is the science fair! So you’ll be showing off the projects you’ve been working on for these past few weeks. Now who’d like to go first? Kazuichi: Oh! Me! Me! Professor, me! Nico: Alright, Kazuichi, whatchu’ got? Kazuichi: I’ve crafted the ultimate machine! I call it the Scramble-ator. Just insert two eggs into the slot- *machine clicks* -and press the button- *button clicks* *machine beeps* -and it’ll make you a perfect plate a’ scrambled eggs in just under ten seconds. *machine dings* There’s even a spot here you can use to add cheese if you want. Nico: Wow, that’s pretty cool. Miu: Ah ha! Is that all you got, Crap-uichi!? Nico: What, Miu, you got something better? Miu: Ah ha, of course I do! I’ve created the Bacon-ator! *machine clicks* Insert however many strips of bacon you want- *fire turns on* -and this thing cook it to- *bacon sizzles* -perfection in under five seconds flat! Nico: Oh, this is perfect bacon. Kazuichi: Oh, yeah? Well, mine can make a freshly- *coffee pours* -brewed cup a’ coffee alongside it. Miu: Ah ha! Is that all!? Mine can brew- *coffee brews* -decaf, caf, iced coffee, or hell, even orange mocha frappuccinos if that’s what you’re into! Ah ha ha, bleh! Kazuichi: Oh yeah, well mine can make the perfect waffle! *waffle springs out of toaster* Cooked to golden brown and with edges so sharp they can cut a watermelon in half! Miu: *orange is squeezed* Well mine can fire freshly squeezed orange juice at a pressure strong enough to power wash a house! Nico: Uhh, are we still talking about breakfast anymore? Kazuichi: Well your machine can’t stand up- *machine beeps* to my poptart missiles! Miu: Your poptart missiles aren’t shit! *machine powers up* My syrup lasers’ll shoot ‘em outta’ the sky! Nico: Uhh, guys!? Kazuichi: I’d like to see ya’ try! Miu: Bring it on, Crapuichi! Machine: Target locked. Kazuichi: *explosion* YAHHHHHHH! Miu: *laser blasts* AHHHHHHH!Nico: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Episode 33: [record scratch] Akane: Kazuichi, what are you doing!? Kazuichi: I’ve had enough of us listening to this recording of the Professor, alright!? It’s been three class periods and he hasn’t shown up! And this recording does not count as a freaking lecture! Komaeda: I dunno I think I’m learning a lot from this! Kazuichi: Shut up, Komaeda, you didn’t learn shit! Shuichi: But the Professor hasn’t come back in a long time. ???: He said he just needed to use the bathroom, but now Miyushi’s not sure. Hagakure: You know what I say we do, guys!? I say we freaking skip out on this class! If Professor Nico doesn’t have time for us, then we don’t have time for him! Everyone: Yeah! *cheering* Nico: Did somebody call my name? *guitar riff* ???: Where the hell is that music coming from? Nico: Kept you all waiting, huh? [screaming and bursting through wall] Nico: That’s right, like a bolt of lightning, I’m here again. Hagakure: What the hell, where have you been this whole time!? Nico: It was a really long dookie, don’t judge me! Have you eaten the cafeteria food here!? It is extremely high in fiber and it makes me have to go! Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed that recording, because we’re back to serious shit here. Just sit down, and get back to studying! And Hagakure! Hagakure: Yeah!? Nico: Thirty-page essay by my desk tomorrow morning! Don’t think I didn’t hear your little speech just now. Hagakure: God damnit, just fucking kill me, dude. Nico: *sighs* Feels good to be back.
Episode 34: Nico: -’s Christmas Pageant. Huge thank you to everyone for coming tonight, I hope you all have been enjoying the show. And last but not least, we’re gonna be ending with my class! Who have prepared a special song for you all. Alright, guys, hit it! [“The Twelve Days of Christmas” begins playing] Class: ♪ On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ♪ Godot: ♪ Twelve cups of decaf ♪ Mayuri: ♪ Eleven Tuturuing ♪ Phoenix: ♪ Ten desks a slamming ♪ Apollo: ♪ Nine lasers shooting ♪ Van Zieks: ♪ Eight Greils a smashing ♪ Maya: ♪ Seven books of yaoi ♪ Goose: ♪ Six gooses honking ♪ Komaeda: ♪ Five hope filled bagels ♪ Monokuma: ♪ Four despair waffles ♪ Togami: ♪ Three hedge funds ♪ Morishige: ♪ Two first-aid kits ♪ Nico: ♪ And a body pillow of Dimitri ♪
Episode 35: [Kiryu bursts through wall] Kiryu: Hold on a second, Professor. Nico: Ah, god damnit, what? What do you want now, Principal Kiryu? Kiryu: I’ve come at last to instill my final life lesson. The last piece of the puzzle to becoming the best Yakuza you can be. Kuzuryuu, are you ready? Kuzuryuu: I was born ready, sir. What’s the final lesson gonna be? Beatin’ information out of a snitch? How to dispose of a dead body? The best place to hide our drug money? Kiryu: No, Kuzuryuu, it doesn’t have anything to do with that. In order to become the best Yakuza you can be, it all has to come… from the heart. [heartwarming music plays] Kuzuryuu: From the wah? Nico: Oh, God, here we go. Kiryu: All that curb stomping you learned, all the money that you ate, all the Majimas you fought, and all the substories you did. It was all with one goal in mind. To protect your friends, and defend all that you hold sacred. These fists of mine are only strong ‘cause of the bonds I forged with my loved ones! That’s where the true power comes from. Without them, there is no Dragon of Dojima. Kuzuryuu: Wow, I think I finally understand, Sensei. Being a Yakuza ain’t about being a criminal at all. It’s about… being basically a motherfuckin’ superhero! Kiryu: Exactly. Nico: Really? Kiryu: Just don’t go wearing spandex on me there, okay pal? Kuzuryuu: Ha, I’ll try not to, Sensei! Nico: My God, will you two just finish this shit already!? Kiryu: So what do you say, Kuzuryuu? Will you come join me and my battle to save Kamurocho from the near endless mounds of shit there on a daily basis? Kuzuryuu: Sensei, I’d be honored. Kiryu: No, I am your Sensei no longer. I now look upon you as an equal, Kuzuryuu, and from this point… I will dub thee… the Dragon of Jabberwock. Wear it with pride, Kuzuryuu. Kuzuryuu: I will, sir. Kiryu: Now come on, you and I have got a goddamn world to save! Kuzuryuu: All right, let’s go, Kiryu! Kiryu: Yeah! [Both scream and burst through wall]
Episode 36: Nico: Now, my students, I’m afraid this is going to be the final class. Kazuichi: Wha- What do you mean, Professor!? Nico: Now that war has begun, we don’t have time for any more lessons or hilarious one-offs. We have to put all that aside and do battle with our enemy... whoever the fuck they are. Komaeda: But I still have so much to learn, Professor! Phoenix: Yeah, you can’t abandon us now! Nico: I’m not abandoning you all, alright? You all have learned more than enough to survive in this horrible world of ours. Now you just have to go out, and use those skills to destroy the enemy that’s knockin’ on our front door! I will be there fighting along beside you all, slaying our enemies and curb stomping any fools who dare step on our fuckin’ terf! And now each of you is going to use the skills you’ve learned this class out there! Komaeda with your bagel guns! Udgey with your turkey blades! Kuzuryuu with your Jabberwock Style! Miu with whatever weird, kinky invention she made! Miu: Yes, doo doo that shoots lasers out, baby! AH HA! *BLEGH* Nico: Course it is. Morishige: Professor, Professor, what about me!? Nico: Moshirige your gonna be on the front lines, alright, ‘cause more than likely you’re gonna be the first one to die. Morishige: No, that’s not what I mean! I mean can I finally go and use the bathroom yet!? Nico: Of course not, Moshirige, alright!? The war has just begun! No using the bathroom until the war is over! [Avengers theme plays] Morishige: Ah, son of a bitch! Nico: Alright, guys, it’s been a pleasure teaching you all. Now, let’s go get those motherfuckers! Class of Voices, ASSEMBLE! Everyone: *cheers*
Episode 37: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Donald: I’VE GOT IT! [explosion]
Episode 38: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Godot: Do it Apollo, fire eye lasers. Apollo: Okay, Godot [fires eye lasers] [explosion]
Episode 39: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* The Judge: Taste my delicious WRAAAAAAAATH!!
Episode 40: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Roland: Here's a little gift from the President!
Episode 41: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Majima: Allow me to demonstrate what a mad darkness is capable of, Hyah!
Episode 42: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* [slight pause] Monokuma: What?  Did you expect me to yell some epic battle lines?  Pft!  Please!  I'm just going to sit here on the sidelines, in my lounge chair, sipping my martini and watching as this beautiful despair unfolds... *sounds of clacking in glass keep growing bigger* Hm... the hell's this in my drink?  OH SHIT, GRENADE!  AHHH- [explosion]
Episode 43: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Oliver: Alright, there, all you boys, make sure to listen to me and KNEEL!
Episode 44: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Maya: I will bury you all underneath my complete YAOI collection! BOOM!
Episode 45: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Dimitri: See you in the eternal flames! Nico: Damn it Dimitri, get out of here!
Episode 46: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Gonta: Gonta decree All you monkey brains will become ULTIMATE gentleman.
Episode 47: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Kokichi: Now I'm gonna use my jesus powers to destroy you all, haha just kidding, I'm just Kokkichi, and I'm running away "runs away"
Episode 48: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Togami: HA! Why fight when I can pay people to fight FOR ME! HAHAHAHAH!
Episode 49: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Sylvain: Yeah, you just get it Professor, you just like know that I like to fight "explosions"
Episode 50: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Fransizka Von Karma: Feel the crack of my whip, you foolishly foolish fools. "Whips Gumshoe" Gumshoe: AH, Prosecutor Von Karma, you hit me instead. Fransizka: That's who I was aiming for, foolish detective.
Episode 51: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Van Zieks: Please have a seat, Would you like a drink? Perhaps a sip from my holy grail? Or maybe even a taste of LEG! "Slams desk"
Episode 52: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Chiaki: Hey, what's up. Its your girl, Chiaki. I'm about to show you all what a real gamer can do, biiiiiiitch! "gunshot"
Episode 53: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Monomi: Um, I'm not really sure what I'm doing here, I'm really more of a pacifist honestly, Monokuma: Bitch, get your fatass in there. Monomi: Oh god..
Episode 54: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* ???: Heya fellas, you all ready to slay "explosion"
Episode 55: Nico: NOW ONWARDS, CLASS! TO WARRRRRRR! Class: *cheers* Klavier Gavin: Hey baby, I hope you're ready to ROCK, AND ROLL! ACHTUNG! "guitar riff"
Episode 56 (Finele): Nico: Well class, you guys did good. The battle is won, and now things can finally start getting back to normal. ???: Professor! Professor! Nico: "sighs" What is it, Moshirige? Moshirige: Now that everything's finally done. Does that mean I can finally go to the bathroom? Nico: Oh Moshirige, of course not. Moshirige: WHAT!? But you said it was over!! Nico: Yeah, the first fucking route. We're only 1/3 of the way through the game, Moshirige! You can't go yet! Moshirige: Oh no, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! Nico: That's right, that was 200 hours, Moshirige. That means we have at least a minimum of 400 hours plus DLC! We still got a lot of game left, Moshirige. You better hold that sh"t in. Moshirige: Oh my god...Why...NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
* Final Fantasy VII Remake: "my childhood"
* Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door: "the next page"
* AI: The Somnium Files: "A.I. The Horny Guy" (Sung to the tune of the Bill Nye, the Science Guy theme song)
* 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim: (Gears turning) "THE F*CK IS THIS!? (Sentinel activating) THE F*CK WAS THAT!!? (Power-up sound) THE F*CK ARE YOU!!!?? AHHHHHHHHHH!"
**Finale: (Gears turning) Nico: "Oh hey guys, you're right on time (Kaiju android activates), Hey Billy, what's up man? you're looking good. (Billy the Kaiju powers up) Hey, you guys want a sandwich? I was about to make myself a sandwich. (Kaiju bots shoot, Nico dodges, explosions occur) HEY GUYS, WHERE YOU AIMING? I'M OVER HERE! (Kaiju reaims towards Nico) You guys really need to mix up your attacks. (Kaiju Gun triggers) Ooh, what's wrong, out of bullets? Yeah, sorry I snatched them while you guys aren't looking. (drops the bullets) Oh, so you might notice that you can't move anymore, yeah the motor coordination core, that's the-uh-8th core from the right, second from the top, Right? You see, this is what happens when you guys stagnate, you're so predictable. God, feels like just yesterday that I was totally baffled by your existence, but now I'm bored of you guys. (eats sandwitch) Oh right, this sandwich hits the spot though. Anyway, I'm gonna head out, leaving you guys to forever wallow in despair, as you sit there completely motionless for all eternity. But its good catching up guys, especially you, Billy. Alright, peace out, guys!" (Nico walks away, Billy reactivates, sees Nico was gone) Billy: "nooooo!"
* Yakuza 3 Remastered: "Kiryu: Hey Nico! Nico: Yeah? Kiryu: What's that? Nico: What's what? Kiryu: TIGER DROP! "Tiger drops NIco""
** Finale: Kiryu: Hey Nico! Nico: Yeah? Kiryu: What's that? Nico: What's what? Kiryu: TIGER DROP! Nico: KOOMAKI PARRY "NIco Blocks Tiger Drop" Kiryu: NANI!? Nico: I appreciate your teachings, Kiryu-san. But now I'm the master! DRAGON KING ESSENCE! Hyah! Kiryu: GWAAAAAGH Nico: Arigatou gozaimashita, Kiryu-chan!
* OMORI: "Time Stop" "Waiting for something to happen..."(Each episode from episode 2 to 16 has Nico speaking the phrase with different voices depending on the characters appearance in the game) 
** Episode 17: Waiting for somebody to love you? Me too!
** Episode 18: Holy CRAP! SOMETHING'S HAPPENING!!
** Episode 19-24: Its not as scary as you think (Nico speaking the phrase with different voices depending on character focused in the episode)
** Episode 25-26: Sunny.
** Finale: "long pause" "sad music plays" Sunny... its okay... it's not as scary as you think...Just breathe...and just remember...I'll be right here with you...Always..
* Persona 5 Strikers: Ryuji: "SUMMER VACATION WITH THE PHANTOM THIEVES!!!!!!"
** Finale: Ryuji: SUMMER VACATION WITH THE PHANTOM- "punched by Nico Bizzle" Nico: Ryuji, what the hell are you doing!? Ryuji: It's fine, dude. It's not like anyone listens to us. Nico: Dude, you can't be yelling this shit out there. We can't let people know we're the (whispers) ) Phantom Thieves. Dude in the crowd: dude, Holy shit, did you hear that guy!? He just said that he is the Phantom Thieves! Other spectator: GET HIM!! Nico: Oh no. RUN RYUJI! AHHHHH!
* The Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve: "LEEEEGing at people"
** "LEEEEE-You know what, I don't know. I don't even know what to say. I don't know a funny thing I can do at this point. Okay, we've been doing this joke for, what, like 8 GAMES now!? Something at people! I've been doing this for 8 games. I don't even know what to say anymore. Okay, I'm done, I can't think of any more funny shit for this game. I can't ad lib anymore stuff with this game when I'm so invested in this f'king story. This game is so freaking good, okay. I don't give a shit. I'm gonna save some. I'm red in the face. Are you tired of hearing it yet? Well its too bad, you're not gonna stop hearing it! YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP!!
*Lost Judgement: Episode 2-33: Mr. Kitty: Meow! Nico: Mr. Kitty, what are you doing here!? Kitty: meow (random events based on the progress made in the game)
**Episode 34-51: Mr. Kitty: Meow! Nico: Mr. Kitty, good you're here (random events based on progress made in the game)
**Episode 52 (Main Story Finale): Nico: This is the last episode of Lost Judgement. So I guess that means our adventures have finally come to an end. Mr Kitty: Meow(Actually!) Nico: What? Mr. KItty: Meow-meow. (There's DLC) Nico: Wait, what do you mean DLC? Mr. Kitty: Meow. (Its about Kaito) Nico: Kaito DLC!? Oh my god, what the heck!? Mr. Kitty: Meow-ha (laughs) Nico: Oh you shut up, this craps now over yet! That means I'm still stuck with you. GOD DAMN IT KAITO!!!!
**Episode 53-58 (Kaito): "Continues the episode 34 conversation with a different event".
**Episode 59: Lost Judgement. Holy shit, I said it. I finally fucking said it. It only took 59 episodes, I finally wasn't interrupted. Well, Mr. Kitty,
*Neo: The World Ends With You: (episode 2-27 is just Nico singing one line of the Calling song every episode until the finale where he sings the entirety of the song)
**Finale: Nico sings the entirety of CALLING!!!!!!
*Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Episode 2-24 "Rex and his big stupid pants" (As the series continues, he claims that he never wants to mention the pants, but starts to admire it until Pyra/Mythra's special transformation)
**Episode 25: "Rex and his big stu- (Angelic choir) What the? What is that? What's that light?"
**Episode 26-33: "Rex and his STUPID SEXY PANTS!"
**Episode 34 (Main Story Finale): "Rex and his BEAUTIFUL PANTS! just BEAUTIFUL SEXY GORGEOUS PANTS!!! GOD DAMN IT! I love those pants. I love them, they're my favorite pants ever. I want some, I want some right now. I'm gonna go buy some. I'll be right back. I'm gonna get some of those pants. WHERE DO THEY SELL THOSE PANTS!!!!?
**Torna DLC (Episode 2-6): NO GOD, NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NOO, NOOOO (Oh my god. Is he quoting The Office meme right now!?)
**Torna DLC Finale: Oh god, Oh god its happening
*AI The Somnium Files: Nirvana Initiative: (Sings theme songs of Mizuki or Ryuki in the form of parodies of Pepper Ann for Mizuki and Jimmy Neutron for Ryuki. If Mizuki is focused its Pepper Ann, if Ryuki, Its Jimmy Neutron)
*Xenoblade Chronicles 3: "Jesus Christ" "Hey Nico, when are you gonna play Xenoblade 3". Nico: God damn it, I'm doing it now!
**Episode 53 (Main Story ending) Wait, wait, I don't see him
**Future Redeemed DLC: Episode 2: Older Shulk: "I'm really feeling it"
**DLC Episode 3: Older Rex: "Let's show them a thing or three!"
*Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD: Komaeda: Hey Link, do you like boats!? [Link answers based on progress made in the game]
**Episode 2-3: Link: Uh...no...not particularly
**Episode 4-6 Link: I mean, I own a boat. Does that mean anything?
**Episode 7-8: Link: At this point, I have a bery basic understanding of them.
**Episode 9-10 Link: I mean, I'm getting pretty decent at it.
**Episode 11-12: Link: You know what? I think I'm actually starting to warm up to them a bit
**Episode 13-14: Link: I like em. They're pretty fun honestly.
**Episode 15: Link: I really liked them, like a lot...in fact I feel like...I'm starting to get....obsessed with them.
**Finale: Link: Do I like boats? Yeah. DO I LIKE BOATS? Yeah. Holy shit, I love boats. My favorite is probably the sailboat
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==Trivia==
*The sequence for Yakuza 0 is the first, and so far only one, to be done entirely in Japanese.
*The sequence for Yakuza Kiwami 2 has the most variant so far, due to the joke changing each episode.
*The sequence for Fire Emblem: Three Houses is the first to use characters from other game series that Nico has played prior to the game.
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