Chuggflix and Chill

"Chuggflix and Chill" is the second single dedicated to the coronavirus pandemic. It was released on May 1, 2020.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Verse 1]
I used to think a was a highly tuned chilling machine
Engineered to do fuck all
But then a week or so ago the government
They proved me wrong
I thought I was a natural born chiller
Born and bred for sofa spread
I used to spend every hour wishing I was in bed
But now I spend every moment scrubbing my hands to death
[Pre-Chorus]
As sunrise blurs to sunset
We ride into the night
These walls are closing in
I thought that this would be the life
Cause time is just a construct
This boredom's very real
Disarm the alarm
Turns out I've got no fucking chill
[Chorus]
I've got no chill
Quarantine has taught me
I won't get ill
Quarantine has got me like
If we don't see this through
Then I will never see you again
Chill, quarantine has taught me
I've got no chill
[Verse 2]
I used to think I was a motherfucking chillionaire
So motherfucking laid back I'd fall down on my chair
Tagged in 30 Facebook posts I'm feeling pressured to share
Searching Youtube for tutorials on cutting my hair
[Bridge]
Chuggalos, I'm sure I'm not the only one
That's not keeping it together right now
I'm gonna give you some examples of shit that is just not chill
And we'll work together to step this shit out
Shave your own head, it's not chill
Baking your own bread, it's not chill
Making home brew, it's not chill
5 fucking dog walks, it's not chill
Animal crossing, it's not chill
Screaming at a cashier, it's not chill
Learning ancient Latin, it's not chill
Pwning noobs on Warzone, it's not chill
Daily fucking briefing, it's not chill
Carole fucking Baskin, it's not chill
UFC island, it's not chill
Domestic abuse, it's not chill
Filming home made workouts, it's not chill
Weird sytnh solo, it's not chill
Crying desperately at the state of the future economy
It's not chill, it's not chill, blegh
[Chorus]
I've got no chill
Quarantine has taught me
I won't get ill
Quarantine has got me like
If we don't see this through
Then I will never see you again
Chill, quarantine has taught me
I've got no chill