Lawson and his friends misbehave at Veruca Salt's funeral and get grounded

== Cast ==
Lawson, Mundy and various Fifth Graders-Eric
Gelman, Chucko Kowalski, Koreo and various Fifth Graders-Joey
Skeens, Morris P. Hingle and various Fifth Graders-Brian
Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
Bertha, Amy Nickleby, Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum) and various Fifth Graders-Kate
Priest-Professor
Frank Sedgwick (Knarf), Clyde Philmore, Adam Abel and various Fifth Graders-Steven
Rachel Hart and various Fifth Graders-Julie
Penny, Jennifer Weasley and various Fifth Graders-Emma
Smithy and various Fifth Graders-Young Guy
Sara Jones, Gelman's mum and various Fifth Graders-Belle
Azrael Basinger, Mike Diller and various Fifth Graders-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Veronica Winters and various Fifth Graders-Princess
Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum) and various Fifth Graders-Kimberly
Gelman's dad, Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad) and various Fifth Graders-Simon
Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum), Mrs Hart (Rachel's mum) and various Fifth Graders-Kendra
Mr Hart (Rachel's dad) and Penny's dad)-Dallas
Penny's mum-Catherine
Various Fifth Graders-Amy
Various Fifth Graders-Paul
Various Fifth Graders-Kayla
Various Fifth Graders-Alan
Various Fifth Graders-Dave
== Plot ==
Lawson and his friends cause trouble at Veruca Salt's funeral.
== Transcript ==
At the classroom, Miss Finster was announcing to her students.
Miss Finster: Okay, class. Today we are going to attend Veruca Salt's funeral because Lawson murdered her by pushing her into the steps of the City Hall and blamed Randall Weems for murder.
Lawson and the other troublemakers were indignant.
Lawson: No way! We're not going to attend Veruca's funeral!
Gelman: And besides, he stinks!
Mundy: I agree with Gelman!
Skeens: Me too! F*** Veruca S***!
Miss Finster got annoyed.
Miss Finster: Be quiet, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens! We are going to attend Veruca's funeral, and that's that!
Miss Finster turned happy.
Miss Finster: Now everyone, let's go to the funeral!
So Miss Finster and her students left the classroom and walked through the hallway and went down the stairs. Then they walked the hallway and out of the building. They approached the bus. Miss Finster called to Bertha.
Bertha: Hello, Muriel! What can I do for you?
Miss Finster: Can you take us to church so we can attend Veruca Salt's funeral?
Bertha: Sure! Of course!
So Miss Finster and her classs went into the bus, and then Bertha drove off and took Miss Finster and her class to the church. Later, Bertha reached the church, and Miss Finster and her class got off the bus.
Miss Finster: Thanks for giving us the lift, Bertha!
Bertha: You're welcome, Muriel!
So Miss Finster and her class approached the church and went inside it and then they sat on the seats. The priest had an announcement. 
Priest: We are gathered today to mourn the death of Veruca Salt. It is because Lawson murdered Veruca by pushing her into the steps of the City Hall. We will have some people to talk to.
Morris: I would like to talk.
Priest: Very well, then.
Morris P. Hingle walked up to the podium and went behind it.
Morris: This is Morris Hingle. Veruca Salt is a good friend to anyone. She stands no nonsense against troublemakers. She's tough. She is friends with good people like me, TJ and his gang and many more. I should have stopped Lawson from trying to murder Veruca. And now, she's dead! We are all going to miss her. We must not forget about her.
Knarf: This is so sad, Amy. Poor Veruca. She's a good guy.
Amy: I know, Frank. She helps well-behaved students like us.
Priest: Thanks for the speech, Morris. You may return to your seat now.
Lawson: Excuse me, sir! Can me and my friends want to walk?
Priest: Okay, then!
So Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny got off their seats and then they walked up to the podium and went behind it. They began to do a mean speech.
Lawson: Veruca Salt is a f***ing piece of s***!
Gelman: Yeah, she's such an idiot!
Mundy: I agree! She's a geek! I would like to chuck her in the dustbin!
Skeens: Yeah, Veruca is the worst girl ever! F*** her!
Rachel: Yeah, screw her! Watch a jerk!
Penny: She's a pain in the a**! She's as stupid as my rival Yuna!
Lawson: It's getting on our nerves! We would like to feed her to the crocodiles!
Rachel: What a stupid b****** she is!
Gelman: Yeah, she sucks! F*** her!
Mundy: We always get grounded and it's all Veruca's fault!
Skeens: She always foils our plans! This whomps!
Lawson: What a stupid jerk he is!
Rachel: I agree with Rachel!
Gelman: Me too! Veruca is one stupid motherf***ing gay a** geek!
Penny: Yeah, what a jerk! She's such a gay a** piece of s***! Who hates her?!
Other troublemakers: We do!
Chucko: Yeah, f*** Veruca!
Smithy: Boo! Hiss!
Miss Finster rushed off the seat furiously and then she confronted her misbehaving students. She threw a fit.
Miss Finster: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny, how dare you say awful things about Veruca?! That's the worst thing you have ever done! That's it, all of you are going to the principal's office!
Lawson: You can't catch us!
So Lawson and his friends rushed out of the church.
Miss Finster: OY! GET BACK HERE!
Gelman: Shut it, Miss Finster!
Then Lawson and his friends walked over to the graveyard and then they approached Veruca's grave.
Lawson: Clyde, Koreo, pee at Veruca's grave!
Gelman: You heard Lawson, do it!
Clyde: With pleasure!
Koreo: Let's do it!
So Clyde Philmore and Koreo peed at Veruca's grave and then they stopped.
Rachel: Good show, Clyde and Koreo!
Miss Finster was very annoyed.
Miss Finster: Oh my god! Clyde and Koreo, how dare you pee at Veruca's grave?! That is unacceptable!
Clyde: This is fun peeing at the dead girl's grave!
Koreo: Yeah, it's fun!
Lawson: Come on, guys! Let's sing!
Lawson and all of the troublemakers began to sing.
Lawson and his friends: Oh, Veruca! Oh, Veruca! He's the geek, and that's that! To Veruca! To Veruca! The world's greatest motherf***ing gay a** geek!
Miss Finster threw a tantrum.
Miss Finster: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! All of you, including Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny, how dare you sing a horrid song about Veruca?! That is unacceptable! That's it, when we get back to school, you will all go to the principal's office! Your behaviour is inexcusable! All of you are so horrid! It's so unfair! That's it, we're going back to school now!
So Miss Finster and the troublemakers walked to the bus stop, and the well-behaved students came.
Jennifer: Oh dear, Miss Finster's in a bad mood.
Sara: She's cranky and upset.
Miss Finster kept scolding the troublemakers.
Miss Finster: I'm calling Bertha to pick us up!
Miss Finster picked up her phone and phoned Bertha up.
Miss Finster: Hello, Bertha! This is Muriel Finster!
Bertha's voice: What is it, Muriel?
Miss Finster: Can you come to church to collect us? Because Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny along with other troublemkers misbehaved at Veruca's funeral! Can you collect us, please?
Bertha: Oh my gosh! Thanks for telling me! I'll collect you and your students right away!
Miss Finster: Great! Thank you! Bye!
Miss Finster put down her phone and glared at the troublemakers.
Miss Finster: Bertha is coming to collect us and take us back to our school! When we get back there, you're going to Principal Prickly's office!
Five minutes later...
Bertha drove in, and pressed the button that caused the bus door to open.
Miss Finster: Let's get inside! When we get back, you will go to Principal Prickly's office!
Miss Finster led the troublemakers in the bus and got in it and then they got on their seats. The well-behaved students got in the bus and sat on the seats.
Adam: Man, those troublemakers are naughty!
Azrael: Yeah, they're more like troublesome trucks from Thomas and Friends!
Bertha pressed the button that caused the bus door to close, and she drove off back to Third Street School. Later, the bus stopped near Third Street School, and Miss Finster and the troublemakers got off the bus, and the well-behaved students got off the bus.
Miss Finster: Thank you for bringing us back here!
Bertha: You're welcome! Deal with those disgraceful girls!
Miss Finster: With pleasure!
Bertha pressed the button that caused the bus door to close, and she drove off. Miss Finster glared at the troublemakers.
Miss Finster: Now go straight to Principal Prickly's office! On the double! This means you, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny!
So Lawson and the other troublemakers marched to the steps and went up to the door and opened it and went inside and walked on their way to Principal Prickly's office.
Then Lawson and the other troublemakers entered Principal Prickly's office and walked up to Principal Prickly.
Principal Prickly: So, all of you? Why are you here?
Lawson: Me, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel, Penny and our friends have misbehaved at Veruca Salt's funeral.
Gelman: We all hated Veruca so much.
Mundy: She's so stupid!
Skeens: Yeah, she whomps!
Rachel: She's nothing but an a**hole!
Penny: Someday, she'll burn in Hell!
Lawson: We also got Clyde and Koreo to pee at Veruca's grave!
Smithy: And we all sang a horrid song about Veruca!
Diller: That's why we hate her.
Veronica: So screw her!
Principal Prickly was shocked, and then he got furious.
Principal Principal: All of you, I can't believe you misbehaved at Veruca's funeral! You should be ashamed of yourselves! That's it, all of you suspended for a whole week! Go home right now! This means you, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny!
Lawson and the other troublemakers went home in disgrace. Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you misbehave at Veruca's funeral?! This has gone too far!
Lawson's mum: You really have caused disgrace, young man! Now Veruca's parents are upset, because of you!
Lawson's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole week!
Lawson's mum: Go to your room now!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents scolded Gelman.
Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you misbehave at Veruca's funeral?! This has gone too far!
Gelman's mum: You really have caused disgrace, young man! Now Veruca's parents are upset, because of you!
Gelman's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole week!
Gelman's mum: Go to your room now!
Gelman went to his room, crying.
Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents scolded Mundy.
Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you misbehave at Veruca's funeral?! This has gone too far!
Mundy's mum: You really have caused disgrace, young man! Now Veruca's parents are upset, because of you!
Mundy's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole week!
Mundy's mum: Go to your room now!
Mundy went to his room, crying.
Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents scolded Skeens.
Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you misbehave at Veruca's funeral?! This has gone too far!
Skeens' mum: You really have caused disgrace, young man! Now Veruca's parents are upset, because of you!
Skeens' dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole week!
Skeens' mum: Go to your room now!
Skeens went to his room, crying.
Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Rachel's house, Rachel's parents scolded Rachel.
Rachel's dad: Rachel, how dare you misbehave at Veruca's funeral?! This has gone too far!
Rachel's mum: You really have caused disgrace, young man! Now Veruca's parents are upset, because of you!
Rachel's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole week!
Rachel's mum: Go to your room now!
Rachel went to her room, crying.
Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Penny's house, Penny's parents scolded Penny.
Penny's dad: Penny, how dare you misbehave at Veruca's funeral?! This has gone too far!
Penny's mum: You really have caused disgrace, young man! Now Veruca's parents are upset, because of you!
Penny's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole week!
Penny's mum: Go to your room now!
Penny went to her room, crying.
Penny: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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