CHRISTMAS

//sings in a very high-pitched, off-key voice//
DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
I DON'T KNOW THE REEST OF THE
SOOOOOOOOONG
BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
FA RA RA RA RA, RA RA RA WOOF!
//breaks off into a fit of coughing and bows//