Rukim

--150.176.249.100 18:11, June 3, 2014 (UTC)--150.176.249.100 18:11, June 3, 2014 (UTC)--150.176.249.100 18:11, June 3, 2014 (UTC) Once upon a time, there was this one dude named strawberry or some shit.
 Anyway, he, like, totally wanted to bang this one girl...
 Her name was...
 ... RUKIA...
 And Ichigo's long-time bustfrundindahulwudwurld was like "Naw gurl, she ain't good for you! You deserve better!"
 "But I wanna tap thaaaaat!" he whined.
 "No! She got da aiiiiiidssssss!"
 She didn't of course. As a matter of fact, Rukia was actually a pretty nice lady that didn't fool around with men like that and would probably have refused 
if Strawberry-shit tried to perform coitus with her. That didn't stop Kimberluh from wurryung.
 So for the rest of the day, Kimberluh sulked, singing Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me' in her head as she plotted along her way home.
 "fuckingFUCKURUKIALJDFLHS;LFJHLSEKRHFLSKDJRGB.KEHFGCLADKHRGBLKEARFDJVLSERJBKHVBKB.JBGFFUKKKJKKKKKCKKK" she wailed as she stepped into her home.
 "WHAT THE FUCK U Talkin ABOUT BUNNEH"
 Did I tell you I was putting myself in this fic? Because I am.
 "SHUTDAFUCKUPKITTEH"
 "DON'T U USE HAT TONE WITH ME MISTER. GO TO UR ROOM. pizza is gfour dinner by thu way."
 "Awwww, okay. YAY!"
 When Kimberluh closed the door to her room, she immediately walked over to her bed and fell on her face.
 "RAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! ICHIGO MUST MURRY MEEEEHHH!!!"
 "YO BUNNEH PIZZAS RUDY I INVITED RU
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KIEH OVA BY DA WUY" a voice called from downstairs.
 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUFSHGLSIKFUHLAEKRJGBA;KFDGB;KJGBA.DLJ IIE, IIE, IIE!"
 And so Kimberly sulkd once more down the steps and into the dining room, where bitchfac-oops, she meant RUKIA, was sitting placidly, and Kitty-face was rolling 
around singing. A piping hot Pizza Hut pizza was on the table with 4 pieces already cut out, lid still flipped open.
 "ABURAMUSHI ABURAMUSHI! WORK OUT YOUR DIFFERENCES KIMBERLY AND RUKIAH"
 Kimberly was about to scratch Rukia's eyeballs when a loud crash interceded the tension in the room. The three of them ran into the living room, only to be met 
with a pile of orage on the floor, which quickly bounded up.
 "I have come for you KIMBERLUH! I REALUZED MU MUSTUCK! I WUNT TU BU WUTH YU"
 AND THEY LIVE DHAPILLY EVAR AFTER DE ENDDDDD../JDHF;AOWIHR;AOWIFH