Noob

Noob is a spawnable, non-hostile NPC spawned from the noob tube.
==Appearance==
The Noobs use a classic color scheme and the classic Roblox smile face. When spawned, a name for the Noob is randomly picked from the following list: 
*aber mayor
*alec
*ben
*coner
*dabo deo
*deezel dud
*dideq
*exbrezz drain to ell
*gee ex
*gilbert
*jakey
*jeab
*jeffery
*joe
*kevan
*logen
*pauly
*plupo
*por a boy
*sit interior
*skoogy
*stevn
*ted yen
*ungus
*wilby
*xeroz
==Behaviour==
When spawned, Noobs do not move or attack. This easily allows whoever summoned them to farm them however they please. Damage dealt to Noobs counts as charge for items like loadsamoney and buster sword. Killing Noobs also counts towards items that are upgradable via kills, like suppressed pistol or ssg-08. However, killing noobs does not count towards the player's total kills or killstreak on the leaderboard. 
Noobs disappear 40 seconds after they are spawned. 
==Quotes==
When a Noob spawns, the Noob will play a random audio.
Sound 	SFX	Roblox Audio
Warped "Hello." 	 	hElLo
Music before saying "Hello!"
Originates from the YouTuber ashens.	 	hello!
"Hello Strong Bad"
Originates from Homestar Runner.	 	hello strongbad
Text-To-Speech "Hello."	 	hello.
"Hello Gordon!"
Originates from "Half Life VR but the AI is self-aware".	 	hello gordon
==Trivia== 
*Several names are references to developers or contributors of item asylum:
**"aber mayor" is a corruption of Aden Mayo.
**"deezel dud" is a corruption of BeezelduD.
**"exbrezz drain to ell" is a corruption of ExpressTrainToHell.
**"gee ex" is a corruption of Gx_1337.
**"jeab" is a corruption of Jean.
**"por a boy" is a corruption of PortABoi.
**"sit interior" is a corruption of Siterior.
**"ted yen" is a corruption of the assistant "Tidyen."
**"xeroz" is a corruption of Xerroz.
Category:NPCs
Category:Friendly NPCs
Category:Harmless