Roger Wildeagle

Roger Wildeagle is a member of Skull's Marines!
Hi I decided to make my own page. YAY ME. I dont really know how to use this website but im learning (and by learning i mean asking skull a bunch of questions including how do i make a page? and Whats ur favorite color?) so ya im thinking about doing a talk show but i dont know how to post screen shots ill probably post a bunch of my best jokes and things. I dont know how to post screen shots i cant find the folder they are in
==Stats==
Almost everything is lvl 19 (almost 20) except for grenade, potions, and fishing which is lvl 20
Stats: Bi-winning
Favorite Quote(s):
1.Single as a dollar wanted like a murderer,
2.Got Milk?
3. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and laugh as the world trys to figure out how you did it
4. If you dream of beating me you better wake up and apoligize
5. Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap, you decide
6. Think im tripping? tie my shoes
7. Cant stand me? sit back down
8. Cant face me? turn around
People often say to him: Their not laughing at you, their laughing with you.
9. With great power comes great electric bill
10. Kidnapping is a strong word I prefer the term suprise adoption
11. Nobody hates me some people just dont exactly... appreciate my existence
12. Im more confused then a homeless on house arrest!
==My ship==
Type: Light Sloop
Name: Renegade King
Why I have it: Its Awesome, Its good at dodging, Im to cheap to buy a new one.
==Jokes==
1.What language does a billboard speak?
Sign Language
The Most Interesting Man in the World:
1. He won the lifetime achievment award... twice
2. He won the 1995 poker world championship with Uno cards
3. He once visited a Phycic... to warn her
4.Police officers often question him because he is so interesting.
5. He was once pulled over for speeding... he let the officer off with a warning
3.How do you wake up Lady GaGa
Poke Her Face
4.A murderer, sitting on an electric chair was about to be executed. "Do you have any last requests?" asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer "Will you hold my hand?"
5.Teacher: "Why are you late?"
Student: "Because the bell rang before i got here"
Teacher: "Dont get smart with me"
Student "Isnt that why we come to school?"
6. Always Give 100% at school!!
12% Monday 23% tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
7.Me: I was hit on the head so hard i got a concussion once
Them: Really!!!!! When was that!!!!!!
Me: I forgot
Note: I got all these jokes from my friends (including the Most Interesting Man in the World), the last one I made up.
==See also==
Boger Bildbeagle
Category:Pirates
Category:Unlimited Access Players
Category:Skull's Marines
Category:POTCO