SpongeBob Didn't Kill Himself

SpongeBob Didn't Kill Himself is a Mr. Rrarrg episode. In this episode, The gang finds out who killed spongebob.
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Rrarrg
• Grr
• Babba
• CrazySponge
• Plankton
• Old Man Jenkins (Debut)
• Cop
• Mr Krabs
• Fish
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with the gang on the couch)
Patrick: man, it's good to have nickelodeon off our backs. Now what else can we do
Rrarrg: rararrarg (let's have a dance party!)
Patrick: Yeah! Let's play some random production music!
(insert the gang in the middle of the room dancing to some house or something idk)
Grr: grrgrgrrgr (this is great!)
Patrick: yeah! i'm surprised-
(the ground shakes)
Patrick: what the
(the disco ball falls and so does part of the ceiling)
Patrick: welp, that'll take a long time to fix.
Babba: babababab (maybe we could go to bikini bottom)
Patrick: you know what happened last time.
Babba: babababa (oh right)
Rrarrg: rrarrg (let's go to a graveyard!)
Patrick: Is that your idea of fun?
Rrarrg: rrrarararg (uhh… yes?)
Patrick: To the graveyard we go!
(cut to them at a graveyard)
Grr: grgrgrggr (well this was anticlimactic)
Patrick: yeah what are we supposed to do
(a pissing sound is heard)
Rrarrg: rrarrg (that's what.)
Patrick: who's pissing?
(cut to babba pissing on a person's grave)
Babba: abbabababa (sorry guys i couldn't hold it)
Patrick: fair enough. Hey wait a second, whose grave is that?
Babba: baaababababa (“SpongeBob SquarePants.”)
Patrick: (mumbles) spongebo- WAIT.
(cut to them back in the mountains)
Grr: grgrgrgrg (how the fuck did we get here so fast)
Patrick: there is no time for that! I just got reminded that my best friend died!
Rrarrg: rrarararaarg (oh! i remember you telling us about him!)
Patrick: (looks at screen) that was off screen.
Babba: babbababa (who is spongebob squarepants? or well, was)
Patrick: he was the greatest fry cook bikini bottom has ever known! After I got banned from bikini bottom, Spongebob got depressed and killed himself!
Rrarrg: rarrararararg (sounds about right)
Patrick: BUT. Did he really kill himself?
(dun dun dun)
Grr: (gasps) grrrgrgr (did he not?!)
Patrick: Well, I don't know. I was away for a long time. i only got the news a couple days before i remembered rrarrg lived here.
Babba: bababababa (what do we do now?)
Patrick: We are gonna find out if spongebob really killed himself or not!
(transition to next scene)
Rrarrg: rrrarrrg (how in the world are we going to find out if SpongeBob killed himself?)
Patrick: As everyone knows, Epstein didn't kill himself, so there's a good chance SpongeBob didn't either.
Rrarrg: rrarrg (who's Epstein?)
Patrick: Oh you poor innocent soul…
Babba: bbaaba (old)
Grr: grgrggrr (that's not very nice)
Patrick: Well I think the first place we should check is his grave. To the graveyard!
(cut to them back at the graveyard)
Patrick: interesting…
Grr: grrrgrgrgr (what does it say?)
Patrick: it says.. SpongeBob SquarePants, 1986-2017. This means something.
Babba: bababbaba (why don't we just ask everyone if they know who killed spongebob?)
Patrick: well you know I can't do that. Why don't you do it?
Babba: bababababa (fine)
Rrarrg: rararraga (hey wait a minute. Won't babba get noticed?)
Babba: bababbaa (don't worry i have a disguise)
(babba puts on a fake moustache and a bowler hat)
Patrick: great!
(transition to next scene)
Babba: baabbaba (hello there)
Fish: uh, hi?
Babba: bababababa (do you happen to know who killed spongebob squarepants?)
Fish: who killed spongebob? well of course i do
Babba: bababa (great)
Fish: he killed himself. Now good day
(fish leaves and babba looks disappointed)
Other fish: SPONGEBOB DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF!
Fish: Shh!
Babba: babababa? (wait, you know?)
Other Fish: YES I D- HEY WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME
Fish: don't worry you'll be fine.
(babba stares off screen and a gunshot is heard)
Babba: ba (oh)
Fish: Nothing happened at all. Anyways, good day. (leaves)
Babba: bababab (i'm gonna find out who killed him and prove he didn't kill himself.)
(cut back to the cave)
Patrick: oh hi babba, you got any new information?
Babba: babababababab (good news, it is confirmed that spongebob did not kill himself. Bad news, i didn't find out who killed him yet)
Patrick: bummer. so what can we do now?
Rrarrg: rrarararg (in those mystery movies I watched they always have a list of suspects. We should do that)
Patrick: Good idea Rrarrg, let's do that. But who would want to kill SpongeBob?
(they all think for a second)
(cut to the gang with a finished list)
Patrick: alright, we have finished the list and it's...
(patrick checks his watch)
Patrick: 6 in the morning. 
Grr: grgrgrgrrg (we really couldn't think of a lot of people have we?)
Patrick: No, I think we managed to stay up this late because of our many distractions.
Babba: babbababa (I like watching family sitcoms)
Patrick: Well no more Friends for now, we have to get to work.
Grr: grrrgrgr (so who do we have here?)
Patrick: Well, there's Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and…Old Man Jenkins. That green bastard.
Grr: grrgrgr (which ones the green bastard?)
Patrick: uhhhhhhhhhh
Rrarrg: rrarrararrag (thats not important, we have to investigate everyone, starting with)
(cut to them in mr krabs' office)
Patrick: we know you killed spongebob!
Mr Krabs: what? I don't even own anything to kill!
Grr: grgrrgrggr (yeah? then explain the knife in this picture)
(close up of a picture of a barnacle)
Grr: grgrgrg (woops, wrong picture)
(grr shows mr krabs the picture and he thinks for a moment)
Mr Krabs: No, I haven't killed him.
Patrick: are you sure?
Mr Krabs: yes
Patrick: are you really sure?
Mr Krabs: yes i am sure now get out!
(mr krabs kicks them out of the krusty krab)
Patrick: well, he isn't the killer
(patrick checks mr krabs off)
Patrick: our next suspect is just down the street. Mr Sheldon J. Plankton.
(cut to them in the chum bucket)
Plankton: I haven't even gone to his house at all. How would I kill spongebob?
Patrick: We know you have tons of weapons and stuff you could've killed him from afar!
Plankton: if spongebob died in his house then how would i even kill him?
Patrick: darn, we're so close.
(they get out of the chum bucket)
Patrick: And our last suspect is…
(cut to them arriving at old man jenkins' house)
Patrick: old man jenkins.
Jenkins: why in tarnation would I kill SpongeBob? It's not like I hate him or anything. Although he did flood my barn one time. I will never forgive him for that.
Patrick: oh yeah? (points to a sharp rake on the ground) explain THAT!
Jenkins: It's just a rake. That's literally it.
Patrick: Darn.
Jenkins: Besides, why do you wanna find out who killed him anyway? Didn't he kill himself or something?
Patrick: Well as it turns out… just like Epstein, he did not.
Jenkins: wait wut
Patrick: Do you know anyone that would want to kill SpongeBob?
Jenkins: Well if i recall correctly there is this one guy…
Patrick: Yeah?
Jenkins: His name is… CrazyPlunge or something like that. I kinda forget.
Patrick: (mumbling) crazyplunge… (gasp) CRAZYSPONGE!
(transition to next scene)
Patrick: So we have a new suspect… CrazySponge. Now what could he have against my buddy SpongeBob?
Rrarrg: rrarrararg (he’s really popular, and CrazySponge is not)
Patrick: Yeah that is true. Everyone forgot about CrazySponge when SpongeBob came into town… Might as well ask him.
Grr: grrgrgrgr (where does CrazySponge even live?)
(the gang stops to think for a few seconds)
Rrarrg: rrrarrararg (I just googled it, he lives 5 miles from here.)
Patrick: oh, well that's good news. I guess we can fire up the ol' star industries van and go.
(cut to them arriving at CrazySponge's place)
Patrick: well here we are
(cut to crazysponge)
CrazySponge: who the hell
(Patrick rings the doorbell and CrazySponge immediately answers)
CrazySponge: what 
Patrick: We know you did it, CrazySponge. The jig is up.
CrazySponge: I don’t even know what jig means.
Patrick: I don’t either, but YOU KILLED SPONGEBOB!
CrazySponge: Yeah, what of it?
Grr: ggrgrgrgr (so you admit that spongebob didn't kill himself)
CrazySponge: y- no
Patrick: but i thought you said you killed spongebob
CrazySponge: I never said that. That is false. Spongebob killed himself. Goodbye
(patrick picks up CrazySponge)
Patrick: ADMIT IT YOU BASTARD. YOU KILLED SPONGEBOB!
CrazySponge: okay okay. I killed spongebob. Now put me down.
(patrick drops CrazySponge)
CrazySponge: you aren't gonna tell the cops or anything right?
Patrick: Well, no. But I will tell the authorities.
CrazySponge: That’s basically the same thing.
Babba: babababababa (what else did you expect from an idiot)
Patrick: Hey, that's not nice.
CrazySponge: Well I gotta skedaddle now that you snitches know the truth. See ya!
Rrarrg: RRAAARRRG! (roar)
CrazySponge: You don’t scare me, pussy.
(Rrarrg sucks up CrazySponge like a vacuum and consumes him)
Patrick: Oh god oh fuck. He died again.
CrazySponge: I’m immortal you idiots!
Patrick: Well, at least we found out who did it.
Grr: grrgrgrgr (Grr is calling the authorities.) (dials 9-1-1)
CrazySponge: Ha! They can’t catch me while I’m digested!
(A police car immediately shows up outside CrazySponge’s house)
Cop: Hello yes this is police.
Rrarrg: (barfs out CrazySponge)
CrazySponge: I DID IT! I KILLED SPONGEBOB! THERE, YOU HAPPY NOW?
(He looks around to see a cop right in front of him)
CrazySponge: Aw clamety crap.
(The cop handcuffs him and shoves him into the police car)
CrazySponge: And I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling monsters! You haven't seen the last of me! I will return one day!
(the police car drives off)
Patrick: phew, glad that's all over. Let's go home.
(at home)
Patrick: A job well done, gang. What should we do now?
(The others are already fast asleep)
Patrick: Guys it’s only 2 in the afternoon.
Rrarrg: rrarrgg…. (murder cases make us sleepy…)
Patrick: Oh well. More Snail Fail for me. (turns on the TV and the episode ends)
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