The Good, the Bad, and Quick Draw McGraw/Transcript

==Opening Song (Huckleberry Hound)==
*Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey:
*Quick Draw McGraw:
*Huckleberry Hound: Yee Haw! Yahoo!
*Baba Looey: The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound Is Here!
==Scene 1==
*Narrator: The Year Was 1849 When He Cries In The Wild West.
*Pinky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! I Found Gold!
*Narrator: And So Begin To Gold Rush The Miles Has Return.
*Stinky Dalton: The Horses Are Gonna Race The Flag Is Up And They're Off!
*Narrator:
*Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
*Narrator: Uh Excuse Me Uh Pardon Me!
*Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
*Narrator: Uh Who Are You?
*Huckleberry Hound: Well I'm Mysterious Steely Eyed Silent Type Stranger To Use Talkin' About Maybe Huckleberry Hound.
*Narrator: Did He Said To Pan For Gold?
*Huckleberry Hound: Heck No! I'm Going To Downtown For The Cleant Country Farm And These Goats and Pigs and Maybe We'll Run On The Saturday Night. (giggles)
*Narrator:
*Huckleberry Hound: What’s For Dessert, For Quick Draw McGraw?
*Narrator: Not Dessert! Desert!
*Huckleberry Hound: Dang It Narrator! We Just Got the Movie Started and you’re Already Ruining It?
*Narrator: He Saw A Blazing Western Sun.
*Huckleberry Hound: Now You’re Just Going Obvious Mode.
*Narrator: It was An End of a Decade when Everyone lived happily ain’t the Two-Bit Town,
*Huckleberry Hound: Me And My Water.
*Narrator: Get Out of Their Shot, Huck! It’s the Dalton Horses’ Turn to Be on Screen!
*Maddy Dalton: Thank You Narrator! Here Come My Girls!
*Giddy Dalton: Duh I'm Giddy.
*Cathy Dalton: I'm Cathy!
*Prissy Dalton: I'm Prissy!
*Maddy Dalton: And I'm Maddy! Where's The Dalton Gang?
*Stinky Dalton: Oh Dalton Horses Say Cheese!
*Giddy Dalton, Cathy Dalton, Prissy Dalton and Maddy Dalton: Cheese!
*Narrator: The Dalton Horses! They Would Do Anything to Kill Quick and Looey!
*Cathy Dalton: We Rob Anywhere, Anytime and Any Place!
*Maddy Dalton: What Was That Big Mouth?
*Cathy Dalton, Prissy Dalton, and Giddy Dalton: We’re Rich! We’re Rich! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
*Narrator: The Dalton Horses Love Money!
*Snagglepuss: Maddy! Give Back My Money!
*Hokey Wolf: You’re an Insult To The Poor People.
*Maddy Dalton: Gee I'm Sorry!
*Stinky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: I've Got No Strings! To Hold Me Down.
*Maddy Dalton: You And Your Strings!
*Hokey Wolf: I Knew I Should of Stayed Home Today.
*Pinky Dalton: Woohool
*Snagglepuss:
*Narrator:
*Huckleberry Hound: Well Now Faithful Horsie What Have We Here?
*Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey and Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Two-Bit Californei?
*Huckleberry Hound: Right, That Could Be The Dalton Gang.
==Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)==
*Rusty Nails:
*Stinky Dalton:
*Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon! Dinky Dalton and Pinky Ran Up To The Town!
*Stinky Dalton: For A Gentlemen Hat Together Fallen Apart!
*Rusty Nails:
==Scene 2==
*Prissy Dalton: I'm Prissy!
*Cathy Dalton: I'm Cathy!
*Giddy Dalton: Duh I'm Giddy.
*Maddy Dalton: And I’m Maddy!
*Red Eye the Bartender: Where's Finky?
*Stinky Dalton: Over There!
*Finky Dalton: Prissy! Get Off Me!
*Prissy Dalton: Oh Boo Hoo!
*Rusty Nails: I Thought You Could be Trusty!
*Cathy Dalton: You Thought Wrong Little Pony!
*Red Eye the Bartender: Prissy, Have You Ever Heard about that Daring Dog who was able to kill Sassy McClassy?
*Prissy Dalton: The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound?
*Red Eye the Bartender: No, Prissy!
*Rusty Nails: But, Prissy is a Horse! Not a Dog!
*Stinky Dalton: Oh Course!
*Maddy Dalton: I’m Getting A Little Hungry!
*Giddy Dalton: I’m Thirsty!
*Prissy Dalton: I'm Hungry And Thirsty!
*Giddy Dalton: Duh Yeah I'm Getting Pepsi.
*Finky Dalton: Not If I Get It First!
*Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Finky.
*Finky Dalton: Huck! The Dalton Horses!
*Giddy Dalton: Duh I'm Afraid Not Stranger. It's Me Giddy!
*Prissy Dalton: Everyone is Talking About Your Ghost.
*Stinky Dalton, Pinky Dalton and Finky Dalton: It's The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!
*Baba Looey:
*Quick Draw McGraw: And Don't You Forget It!
*Huckleberry Hound: It's The Midnight Train!
==Scene 3==
*Narrator: So Huckleberry Hound Headed Across Town To Have This Here Gold Nugget In Two-Bit National Bank There It Is For Huckleberry Hound.
*Hokey Wolf: Let’s Make A Toast for The Friends of Sheriff Huckleberry!
*Snagglepuss: What’s Do You Want to Eat?
*Hokey Wolf: Well Snagglepuss We Want Our Boodle!
*Snagglepuss: A Hundred and One Dalmatians!
*Hokey Wolf: This Film has A Lot of Money! 
*Snagglepuss: Money! That’s Something Prissy Wants.
*Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine. Howdy Y'all.
*Hokey Wolf: Huck! What Have You Got Today?
*Huckleberry Hound: I Have This Here Gold Nugget.
*Hokey Wolf: WOW! Now Where’s My Boodle?
*Snagglepuss: Here's Your Mountain Dew Coming Right Up!
*Huckleberry Hound: What is This VHS on the Table?
*Hokey Wolf: From The Creators of Ichabod and Mr. Toad and 101 Dalmatians Comes An All-New Animated Feature Kanine Krunchies (1988 film).
*Pinky Dalton: An All New Movie! Am I The Star?
*Snagglepuss: This is a Co-Production with Us, So, it could be.
*Huckleberry Hound: I Can Be In It.
*Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: What Sbout This Film? Lady and the Tramp: Summer Vacation!
*Hokey Wolf: Of Course!
==Scene 4==
*Narrator:
*Flip Flops Hound: Get out of Here You Narrator!
*Red Eye the Bartender:
*Pinky Dalton: Fair?! I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf!...(splats) Hey It's Me Pinky Dalton!
*Rusty Nails: Hello Pinky! Where Were You?
*Red Eye the Bartender: Probaly Beating Up The Dalton Horses!
*Flip Flops Hound: Red Eye, We’re Running Out of Soda!
*Lawman Huck: Yeah, We Need To Get More Mountain Dew.
*Red Eye the Bartender: Oh Course, Lawman!
*Hokey Wolf: We’re Running Out of Food Too!
*Flip Flops Hound: Gee There's No More Hot Dogs!
*Red Eye the Bartender: Oh C'mon Deputy There's No Sheriff He's Coming To Get Him A While.
*Hokey Wolf: No We Have A Problem!
*Pinky Dalton: I Hope We Find A Sheriff.
*Red Eye the Bartender: But Where Were We Ever Having A Vest?
*Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Y'all.
*Hokey Wolf: Mango!
*Huckleberry Hound: I Feel Herotic.
*Hokey Wolf: You Said It Huck There's A Badge For Sheriff.
*Huckleberry Hound: A Badge? Where?
*Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: Yeah, What About Mountain Dew?
*Hokey Wolf: We Ran Out of It! Red Eye is Going to Get Done More!
*Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: Yoo Hoo!
*Huckleberry Hound: Don’t Get Too Exited, You Two!
*Hokey Wolf: Boys?
*Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: But We Did!
*Huckleberry Hound: Then I Might As Well Feed You to the Gators!
*Hokey Wolf: Here's Your Badge Huck!
*Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: WOW!
*Stinky Dalton: I Better See what Those Horses are Up To.
*Huckleberry Hound: Yeah, There's A Badge On My Chest! Yow!
*Narrator: The Dalton Horses Are Drinking Beer.
*Giddy Dalton: Nobody Cares, Narrator!
*Cathy Dalton: The Narration to This Movie is Pointless.
*Prissy Dalton: Who Needs a Narrator if You Got the Dalton Horses to Star in This Micie!
*Giddy Dalton: Here We Go Again Cathy!
*Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: Ta Da!
*Prissy Dalton: You Again?!
*Huckleberry Hound: Karate Chop!
*Giddy Dalton: Duh Cowboy I'll Get You For This!
*Prissy Dalton: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Blast Off!
*Huckleberry Hound:
*Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: It's The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!
*Huckleberry Hound:
==Scene 5==
*Flip Flops Hound: Smarter of Sheriff Huckleberry.
*Lawman Huck: Dumber of Peggy Hound!
*Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Cannonball!
*Neil Quick’s Donkey: Bob, Stop It!
*Huckleberry Hound: Quick, Your Donkey!
*Quick Draw McGraw: Neil, I’m Coming!
*Flip Flops Hound: I'm Gonna Get You! Yee Haw!
*Lawman Huck: Here We Go Again Huck!
*Peggy Hound:
*Stinky Dalton: Yahoo!
*Pinky Dalton: It's A Good Thing Too. Our Bathtub Is Bigger Than This!
*Baba Looey: Should I Have a Cowboy or Ballerina Costume for the Party?
*Hokey Wolf, Snagglpuss and Huckleberry Hound: Cowboy!
*Baba Looey: Right, That Could Be A Cowboy.
*Flip Flops Hound: Hi Finky.
*Lawman Huck: Getting Drunk Here.
*Finky Dalton: Two-But is a Drunk Town.
*Stinky Dalton: Lawman Can’t Make Laws, Yet, His Name is Lawman.
*Pinky Dalton: Seems Legit.
*Finky Dalton, Peggy Hound and Stinky Dalton:
*Baba Looey:
*Quick Draw McGraw:
==Scene 6==
*Prissy Dalton:
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==Scene 7==
*Maddy Dalton:
== Song 2 (Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!)==
*Giddy Dalton:
*Maddy Dalton:
*Prissy Dalton: Of Course!
*Giddy Dalton: Yee Haw!
*Prissy Dalton: Yahoo!
*Cathy Dalton:
*Maddy Dalton and Cathy Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
*Giddy Dalton:
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