Pat and Stan meet the Real Timon and Pumbaa

Pat and Stan meet the Real Timon and Pumbaa is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. This short is a crossover with The Lion King and Pat and Stan, focusing on Pat and Stan meeting a real version of Timon and Pumbaa, leading to confusion. It was released on November 29, 2024.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
==Transcript==
(One day at the Pride Lands... uh... the Pride Lands look different than what we saw in the original Lion King films as the Pride Lands look real with a lot of grass and trees, looking like the one from the Lion King 2019 remake. We see a cartoony hippo and dog walking in the Pride Lands on their way to meet Timon and Pumbaa)
*Pat: Man, it been a long summer and fall for us.
*Stan: Leaves are falling and the colors are changing like the color of a pumpkin pie.
*Pat: Jeez, the Pride Lands look different than before.
*Stan: Everything seem so real. Why does the world look so photorealistic like a modern video game you seen from the late 2010s and today?
*Pat: I had no idea, but the sky look beautiful and animated like what I have on my computer's desktop.
*Stan: Wallpaper! It's like I'm walking into a real place of Oz or any fantasy place in the multiverse like Far Far Away.
*Pat: Nothing will go wrong when we find the address of Timon and Pumbaa.
*Stan: Yeah, what could possibly go wrong in a day or two?
*Real Timon: Halt! What leads your way in the Tanzania.
*Real Pumbaa: Whoa, what kind of hippo and mutt are those?
*Pat: What the? What is this?
*Stan: Who you calling a mutt? I'm a dog!
*Real Timon: Far-walkers huh? Where you heading?
*Real Pumbaa: Are you off to drink some water in the watering hole?
*Pat: Timon? Pumbaa? Is that you guys?
*Stan: Holy flippers. What happen to them. They look real as a mountain!
*Real Timon: What are you talking about? I don't know you two and how do you know our names and knew where we live?
*Real Pumbaa: Are you like stalking to get into the rock?
*Pat: Timon and Pumbaa, it's us! Pat and Stan! We came all the way to see you. But, what happen to your world?!
*Stan: We went to the right address and since when your world have gotten different?
*Real Timon: Different? This is our world! I don't know what you're talking about and where you guys are coming from is a nose dive on the jab of a chart.
*Real Pumbaa: You don't look real to me.
*Pat: What the? How do you know we're not real. We are real! Our is cartoony while yours is... realistic!
*Stan: I don't understand how the Pride Lands changed into a bland soulless world you seen out of a awful remake from the 2020s. What is wrong with this world?!
*Timon: *he and Pumbaa show up from a portal, revealed to be the real Timon and Pumbaa from the original Lion King film* Hey-a Pat and Stan. We've been looking all over for you.
*Pumbaa: We were waiting for a call for you. But you didn't show up. Professor Chi-Chi ended up coming to our world to find out what's going on and went to your world in which he has to track down where you guys are in which we ended up coming into this real looking universe with real features.
*Pat: Ah! It's the real Timon and Pumbaa. How delightful.
*Stan: What is going on here? Why are there two of you?
*Real Timon: Two are us? Who are you guys?!
*Real Pumbaa: Is it me or do we have twins, Timon?
*Timon: Timon? I'm Timon.
*Pumbaa: Pumbaa!
*Real Timon: They're Timon and Pumbaa? We're Timon and Pumbaa!
*Real Pumbaa: We were here first! I thought they were actors in like a play!
*Timon: Who you calling actors?
*Pumbaa: You're not us and *disgust* ugh. How do you look like a warthog.
*Pat: What is going on? Why are we fighting?
*Stan: I don't get all of this? How did we end up in the wrong Pride Lands out of all the alternative universes in the multiverse?
*Pat: I don't know. It smell like fiction to me.
*Stan: Now I realize we're in the world of the 2019 Lion King remake!
*Pat: Already?!
*Stan: This is why Disney sucks at making live-action remakes and shouldn't touch a animated film to remake with in the first place!
*Timon: Why aren't your ears looking oval?
*Real Timon: I am a meerkat! You don't look like a meerkat to me.
*Pumbaa: Do you know Hakuna Matata?
*Real Pumbaa: Yes! We have Hakuna Matata. You can't have a philosophy that we already own.
*Pumbaa: In my world, we have the same phrase of you!
*Real Pumbaa: You can't copy what our world have, copycat.
*Timon: You're a complaining like me. Also, you're a stinker!
*Real Timon: How dare you try to insult me like that you down-ditter!
*Timon: Quit making fun of me!
*Real Timon: Say the one who do some anthropomorphic things that a real animal couldn't do.
*Pat: Guys, stop!
*Stan: This argument ain't going to end well.
*Timon: You live out worry. You are a worry!
*Real Timon: Why worry when I live in a problem-free jungle with no worries like you?
*Pumbaa: You're a stinker like me and you even farted in front of the zebras.
*Real Pumbaa: Say the one who was bullied by animals for years cause of your stink!
(Moments of minutes and hours later.... ugh! Do I have to explain? Anyways, Pat, Stan, Timon, Pumbaa and the realistic Timon and Pumbaa stop arguing after making amends and apologizing to each other.)
*Pat: Gosh, that worked out.
*Stan: I hope everything is fine.
*Timon: So, your world is different from mine. But the events play out the same from what we occur in our time.
*Real Timon: Yes. My goodness, your stripes are colorful as a zebra.
*Pumbaa: You're juicy as meat.
*Real Pumbaa: And you love grubs? That is so dope.
*Pat: Who doesn't love grubs?
*Stan: Of course everyone love grubs.
*Timon: Oh, I would love to have a moment with you two. You know, we're grub people and we also share time with grub lovers.
*Real Timon: Oh sure. We'll have some lunch with the grubs and share some moments on our worlds.
*Pumbaa: That's a great idea.
*Real Pumbaa: You guys have a lot in common.
*Pat: Ooh. Let's go to the watering hole and pig out.
*Stan: It feel so good to be a pig.
*Pumbaa: Whatever they say.
*Real Pumbaa: No worries!
(Pat, Stan, Timon, Pumbaa and the realistic Timon and Pumbaa hang out at the watering hole while eating some grubs and sharing time together in the sand)
*Pat: Man, I love these grubs so much.
*Stan: Me too. They taste like chicken.
*Timon: In our worlds, we have a king named Simba who rule over the Pride Lands above a rock.
*Real Timon: That's so amazing. There are a lot of stories that tell about us.
*Pumbaa: In a wild west and in a desert?
*Real Pumbaa: Everywhere! Even on beaches.
*Timon: One of us found a real home and we love it.
*Pumbaa: It feel like a beautiful jungle out there.
*Real Timon: In our jungle, we have neighbors.
*Real Pumbaa: Almost all the neighbors were nice to us except, the mongooses were so mean.
*Pat: So you guys are characters from the universe of The Lion King, right?
*Stan: Someone tell me when we are going to have a Timon and Pumbaa movie?
*Timon: *chuckles* Ha! We even have a Timon and Pumbaa show back in 1995 or was it 1996?
*Pumbaa: In every universe have a Mufasa in it and Mufasa is the greatest king the Pride Lands ever know.
*Real Timon: If Mufasa is getting a movie, when we are going to get a remake of the Lion King 1½ movie?
*Real Pumbaa: Who knows? Like what if we get a remake of The Lion King II: Simba's Pride instead?
*Pat: That's a good question.
*Stan: You'll never know the future.
*Real Timon: If a movie does well, we'll get another one!
*Real Pumbaa: There always gotta be a movie featuring us!
*Pat: That's movie making to you, baby!
*Stan: Magic, love, charm, and heart is what make a movie!
*Timon: What a wonderful phase. Hakuna Matata!
*Pumbaa: Ain't no passing craze.
*Real Timon: Ha! You act like us from our world in our movie.
*Real Pumbaa: Same old Timon and Pumbaa! So many variants, so little time. *fart*
*Pumbaa: Hey! *fart* Oh, excuse me.
*Real Pumbaa: Excuse me too.
*Real Timon: Oh great. You guys are the same and fart at the same time.
*Pat: Timon and Pumbaa are always Timon and Pumbaa.
*Stan: That's my kind of character right there! *laugh* If they were real versions of us, I'll scream!
*Timon: That's all I need. *laugh*
(The gang share some time together in the watering hole in the realistic Pride Lands at the end of the day)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The realistic Timon and Pumbaa are based on the ones from the 2019 remake of The Lion King.
*Due to the meta references and connections, the short is not canon to the Crossover Omniverse Saga.
Category:Fanfiction
Category:Crossovers
Category:Fanfictions by MarioFan65