Azura and the False Gods

== AUTHOR'S NOTE/DISCLAIMER ==
Hey. This is the first factionpasta I have ever written. As such, you have been warned that this might be terrible.
Also, there are a lot of references to The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, and Elder Scrolls as a whole. In fact, this takes place in a server that is heavily based on the Elder Scrolls universe. That being said, some parts of this are not canon to the Elder Scrolls, so some parts could contradict a lot of the Elder Scrolls lore.
Finally, if anyone wants to collaborate, please do, because this is gonna be long.
== PROLOGUE: The Outlander ==
In the Third Era, when Uriel Septim was still emperor of Tamriel, an uncertain person was born to uncertain parents on a certain day. At that time, he had no idea that he had the fate of Nirn resting on his shoulders.
FACTIONS:
- Ashlanders
- Imperials
- Outlanders
- Dark Brotherhood
- House Hlaalu
- House Redoran
- House Telvanni
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[HLAALU GUARD] <Varioso54> It seems, Jade, that we have a new player.
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> Many new players, actually. I think we have an overpopulation problem now.
[HLAALU GUARD] <Varioso54> Enough of that. I need to get back to my post.
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> See you, then.
Jade quickly escapes. He was only looking for an excuse to get out of that awkward conversation.
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Jade goes to the shopping district of Balmora. He enters a random player's shop. He whispers to the shopkeeper.
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> Hey! If it isn't Mastiff!
[TRADER] <MastiffM> What do you want from me? I already gave you all my gold!
[TRADER] <MastiffM> I swear, nobody comes here anymore because I’m dirt poor!
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> Shut up and listen.
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> I’ve been informed you deal illegal narcotics across Tamriel.
[TRADER] <MastiffM> I was bribed! I swear, I was bribed!!
[TRADER] <MastiffM> This guy came to me, high as hell on Skooma, and he took all my stuff, then stuffed some moon-sugar under my bed!
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> I haven’t come all the way from Ald-Ruhn to listen to your flimsy tales. But here’s 300 hundred septims that say you won’t squeal on me.
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> But... what is the use of keeping you alive? How can I be sure my secret is safe with you?
[HLAALU GUARD] <Jade_X> That's right. I can't. Sweet dreams, traitor.
<Game> MastiffM was slain by Jade_X.
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