The Marill Show/Episode 2

Announcer: Welcome to the Marill Show, Episode 2!
Marill One: Go, let’s countdown to Pokémon Snap! Yeah, Misc!
Sim: I’m leaving this show. (Sim leaves) Announcer: Bye, Sim! We hope you have a great vacation! (Sim comes out) Sim: It was a joke. . (The audience twitches it again  ) Announcer: Now, back to the Grand Marill’s performance! (Marill One starts to sing) Marill One: From the land and the sea and sky, I shine a light to myself! One land and sea on Earth, I sing to myself! I am brave and no sadness, I remember the happy moments with you, Misc, and you surf on water to extinguish fire!
Misc: I BET ON THE WRONG TEAM!!!! Bible thump!
Marill One: Super Sonic Racing!!! Everybody, everybody, everybody! Everybody, Super Sonic Racin’, on the ground! Because Super Sonic Racing!!! EVERYBODY, the fire moves! We had to go to a place where you just race!!!! Everybody, Super Sonic Racing! Try to keep your feet on the ground, just don’t look AROUND!!! Super Sonic Racing, just don’t look around!!! Super Sonic Racing, there you go, a competition, not a petition!!! (Camera zooms out from Marill) Marill One: I know you will like it!
Announcer: Good performance, Grand Marill! Would you like to continue it? (camera zooms in on Marill One) Marill One: Yes! (camera focuses on the announcer) Announcer: Okay! (camera turns to focus on Marill One) Marill One: Super Sonic Racing! I know you can roll and walk! Gain out the fat, gain up the pat, and gain in the ground! Just a reminder: Super - Sonic - RACING!! To juice it or gas it, just gas or juice! Do you like my car? Do you like my CAR!???? I just need to get some gas!
(camera zooms in on Marill One) Marill One: I wanna walk for you! Gonna get some gas! I’m gonna step on the gas, and I’m as weak as a fly! We’re gassing in the 90s, a whole new world to be! Oh no, Misc forgot to bet! We’re gassing in the 90s, gas, gas, gas! A new way I like to be! Gassing in the 90s! A new way I like to be! We’re gassing in the 90s! A new way I love and like to be!!!! Yeah, gassing in the 90s, a new way I like to be! Just race and walk at the fastest speed you can and you start to GAS IN THE 90s!!!!
Announcer: Oh, another satirical and funny piece from Sim! It says: "Marill One colon super sonic racing exclamation mark times three. Super racing to me.". OH MY GOD!!! 300 viewers on our management channel on Twitch. . (The audience Twitches it again  ) Marill One: Sky is dark, day is night. I know everything that I sight. I am Marill, the most fat. I am not a cat, but well! I sell and sell and sell — all the time. Every dime I get for every set of Pokémon cards isn’t a yard!!! 
Announcer: Another piece from Sim! It says "get liquidated". (camera zooms in) Marill One: Cringe! The Miscringe Lore! Go see the Miscringe Lore! It is cool, fixed to the best! I am mentioned in the lore! Go to Fanfiction and there ya go! Then give me an em, an igh, an ess, a see, an arr, an igh, an enn, a ji, an ee, an ell, an oh, an arr, and an ee!
(camera changes to show Marill) Marill One: No chance of evil! On the lights of Joy snowing! With Illumise and Volbeat! We go up and down! I told you, no chance of evil! And we twitch it a lot. We aren’t afflicted except in battle! Pokémon maybe rule! They are mysterious! Going down and side-scrolling, going down like this, we have a blackout! BECAUSE COUNT FOR POKÉMON SNAP!!! On the game we have a card for the original Red and Blue in 1998 but in Japan as Red and Green in 1996, it was good! Oh no, we start to miss...because they are sad! BECAUSE OF DURUM, DURUM, DURUM, DURUM, DURUM! This is sad, because we are weird FOR THE RECEIVERS IN NEURON, NEURON, NEURON, NEURON, NEURON! Gimmick, gimmick, IN FULL 288!