S03E07 - The Boy Who Licked

The story for this season is "The Critiquer" by dysonrules and this episode continues with part 2.
The episode begins with a promo for their appearance at the Chicago Podcast Festival.
== Episode Summary ==
Draco and Harry finally admit their feelings and express them through a series of bedroom characters and shenanigans.
== Notable Moments ==
* Musical parody opening: "...Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears.
* Who's Jason again? Possibly the name for Slughorn when he transfigures into a spanky hanky.
* Gasping Lyndsay, even though she's reading. Also some Allie gasping
* "You know when you go to a Hufflepuff's house and the door makes a clown honk sound?" ~ Danny
* Danny resurrects the, "Hey. Hey. Hey." joke from last week
* Allie can't get "Ironic" out of her head and improvs more lyrics for it. May be laying the groundwork for an American Idol appearance.
* Draco's photo studio bed should not be inspected under a black light.
* "So Harry thinks Malfoy's evil plan is to pretend to be gay, looted his place, made out with him, just to get him on tape making out with him. That's a horrible plan." ~ Allie + Lyndsay
* "Who are these two right now?!" ~ Allie, expressing incredulity at the ticklefest.
* Lyndsay's sex logistics are thrown for a loop when Draco's legs get wrapped around Draco's neck
* So many bedroom accents in use
** "I am sweating, I'm so uncomfortable." ~ Allie
** Danny asserts there's nothing wrong with using accents in the bedroom and jokes that gay sex is just like hetero sex, only with more accents.
* Allie is still struggling with the idea of Draco tickling
* Lyndsay is jealous of Allie and Danny's new shared jokes.
* (L:) What do we have under here? (D:) Oh no! My Sorceror's stones!
* Lyndsay is trying to clarify why there's "pants" and "trousers" (British English for underwear is "pants")
* Danny ruins Monsters Inc by making a "Monster Cocking" joke (laughter being more powerful than hatred/fear)
* Allie and Lyndsay wish there was more build-up
** "Every listener at home: NO MORE BUILD-UP!" ~ Lyndsay
* Imagine Harry in the Say Anything scene holding up a giant gramophone outside Draco's window last week.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up 
* Love the interaction, but wishes there was more sexual tension
* Loved all the voices
 Danny: Up 
* Has been building up for 6 episodes already.
 Lyndsay: Up 
*Liked the playfulness, but wished there was more will they/won't they?
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