Minecraft: SOVIET EDITION

Hello, my name is Jonas. I had recently moved to Russia a week ago, due to my parents having to work there. I was a huge Minecraft fanatic, but sadly I do not have the game yet. So I asked my parents if they could buy it for me in my birthday. A week later, my birthday happened. I was so happy to get Minecraft, as I can finally make a SMP for my school. But , problem is, the Minecraft they gave me, was... weird?
Dad: Here is your Minecraft son!
Me: Thanks Dad! I am so happy! Which store did you get this from? Gamestop?
Dad: No, a Russian politician gave this to my directly.
Me: Wow! But, gave you for free?
Dad: Yes son! 
Me: Cool! 
After the birthday the words "a Russian politician gave this to me directly" kept getting stuck in my head. Seems like it was warning me about something. Hmmm...
I quickly booted up the Minecraft Dad gave me. I was soon greeted with a familiar song.
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
It was the Soviet anthem. What the hell? The words "a Russian politician gave this to me directly" came up in my mind again. Plus, after the birthday party, Dad told me that the politician was member of the RUSSIAN COMMUNIST PARTY. I instantly knew this was a modified soviet version of Minecraft. But who cares. I love historical countries, especially the Soviet Union. So I played it.
It then loaded up the home screen. I was greeted with many Russian letters, images of tanks, political stuff and sound of hardbass playing in the background. I clicked the play button which was in Russian. And a it quickly led me to a world. In the left-top of the screen I could see some Russian letters which translate to "TUTORIAL WORLD". This was definitely a tutorial. Suddenly a voice said:
Russian voice: GREETINGS, COMRADE
Russian voice: PLEASE INSERT YOUR NAME!
I inserted my name: Jonas. The response wasn't pleasant.
Russian voice: CAPITALIST NAME! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
It then kicked me out of the game. I loaded the game back typed in a *Russian* name.
Russian voice: Tovarisch, insert your name blyat!
I typed, Ivan.
Russian voice: Of Approve! Welcome to CCCP Comrade! Reject capitalism!
Then something broke my ears, turns out it was a earrape version of the Moskau Moskau song.
I plugged of my earphones. It was better now.
Russian voice: Okay Tovarisch, now pick up the Kalashnikov gun AK-47! Blyat!
I picked up the AK-47. 
Russian voice: Okay comrade! SHOOT THE CAPITALISTS!
It then showed me 2 dummies which look like business owners. The icon of capitalism. I shot at them reluctantly, and when I completed I got a medal.
Russian voice: Congrats comrade, you deserve the Герой Советского Союза medal!
The russian text there roughly translates to "Hero of the Soviet Union" lol. Without any doubt, I continued the tutorial.
Russian voice: Okay its time for, WAR TRAINING! BLYAT! Take those Molotovs and Mosin Nagant!
I took the minecraftized weapons . 
Russian voice: Tovarisch here comes the Germans! Attack! Uraaaaaa!
Maybe he is telling me to shoot the Germans. I finished all of them. And i got another medal.
Russian voice: Congrats! Here is your Заслуженный военный штурман СССР medal!
I keep getting medals but whatever. Then I saw a arrow, leading me to a tank. There were Russian letters on the screen translating to: LAST CHALLENGE AFTER THIS TUTORIAL DONE. 
So without any hesitation I got to the tank. Then hardbass music started playing . 
Russian voice: TOVARISCH! LAST CHALLENGE! DO RAMPAGE WITH T-34 
Then many creepers spawned. I killed them all with the T-34. A village was seen in the distance. I destroyed it. 
Russian voice: GOOD JOB COMRADE! ENJOY SOVIET MINECRAFT.
I was then redirected to the home screen. I pressed the button
(to be continued)
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