Laser Bean is SUCH a jerk 2: A fight we will remember

The sequel of Laser Bean is SUCH a jerk, the fan fiction about the glorius battle beetween Laser Bean and his worst nightmare--the Repeater. Like the original, it proves how jerkish Laser Bean acts.
==Characters==
In order of appearence.
George Fan: The game changer. Literally.
Laser Bean: The main antagonist. A jerk.
Repeater: Laser Bean's worst enemy hich lives in the Residence Residence.
Peashooter: Repeater's older brother. Also leaves in Residence Residence.
Fume-shroom: The smart guy.
Bloomerang: The rasta girl which loves SPEAKING LOUDLY.
Cabbage-pult: The same ol' man as before.
Mike: A jalapeno. Hates Laser Bean too.
Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss. 'Nuff said.
Tree: The leader of the chinese plant army.
Apple: Tree's servant.
Sea-dragon: Often mistaken as Snapdragon's brother. However, he is not.
==What happened long before==
Once, the creators of PvZ2 had a meeting.
George Fan: I, the supreme creator, decided the 1.7. update wasn't bad enough. WHAT DO WE WANT FROM OUR PLAYERS?????
Everybody else: MONEY!!!!!!
George Fan: And how do we make money?
Everybody else: Making! Game! Easier!!!!!
George Fan: Eeyup. And I, the creator of PvZ2, decided the levels should have no more ZOMBIES.
Everybody else: YEAH!
Programmer: But I'm too lazy to delete... all... thoooosssseee............fffiiiillllllllesssss.....
George Fan: K. Bring Laser Bean back.
*Meanwhile, at Resedince Residence*
Peashooter: REPEATER!
Repeater: What? What?
Peashooter: They're gonna...*sigh* bring back...*sigh*
Repeater: Who? WHO? 
Peashooter: *sigh*
LASER BEAN.
Repeater: Wait, did you say Laser Bean? Or--
Peashooter: Yes.
Repeater: This...this...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laser Bean: Hi.
Laser Bean: *Drops Nuclear Bomb*
Laser Bean: This Residence blocks my view to nothing.
Repeater: YOU. ARE. SUCH.
*House explodes*
Repeater (being blown in the air): A JERK!
*Laser Bean is Such a Jerk song rolls in*
==What happened before==
Repeater plans a meeting with Fume-shroom, Bloomerang, and Cabbage-pult at his residence's ruins. Everybody is whispering
Repeater: Hello, fellow Laser Bean haters.
Peashooter (whisper): Would you like some Plant Food Repeater?
Repeater (whisper): Let me finish this OK? Put it in my supply chest.
Peashooter (whisper): OK.
Repeater: So...what did I say? Oh yeah...
Bloomerang: JUST KILL IT!!!!
Fume-shroom: Dat jerk.
Cabbage-pult: He still didn't apologize for stealing my cabbage juice.
Fume-shroom: Do you drink cabbage juice?
Repeater: QUIET! 
*Everybody stops*
Repeater: I decided to build an army against Laser Bean!
Everybody else: YEAH!
Repeater: And why do we do it?
Everybody else: MONEY!
Repeater: Wait--wasn't that the meeting before?
Everybody else: Yeah.
*Whisper continues*
Repeater: WE GOTTA BUILD AN ARMY!!!! WHO'S WITH ME?
Everybody else: I!
Repeater: SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR???
Everybody else: FIIIGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!1
*Everybody goes to Laser Bean's futuristic castle*
Fume-shroom: Laser Bean! Get! Out! Of! Here!
Laser Bean: *opens door* Wut
Cabbage-pult: You killed Sunflower.
Bloomerang: WE WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Laser Bean: K
*Everybody battles Laser Bean*
*Laser Bean fires a laser that makes everybody faint*
Laser Bean: Fine now (enters castle)
==What happened a bit before==
The plants wake up in a weird place
Repeater: Where....am.....I.....
A jalapeno: Somewhere,in my secret base!
Repeater: Who are you?
A jalapeno: Who could I be rather than Mike the Pepper?
Repeater: Ummm.......K then?
Mike: Call me Mike.
Cabbage-pult: Will you let us out?
Fume-shroom: I thought you were cabbage.
Cabbage-pult: LET US, NOT LETTUCE. 
Mike: He was such a JERK with me...
Laser Bean: who me
Bloomerang: NOOO! LASER BEAN IS HERE!
Laser Bean: I know
Laser Bean: I'm smart isn't it.
Mike: HE SAID THAT I AM USELESS DUE TO ITS PLANT FOOD EFFECT!
Repeater: Wait! Plant Food! My supply chest!
*Repeater eats Plant Food*
Repeater: Prepare to die!
Laser Bean: No u
*An army of 1000 zombies come*
Laser Bean: I had a deal with dat boss guy sorry
Dr. Zomboss: MWAHAHAHAHA! I finnaly found someone as dumb as me! I mean, as smart. No wait, as annoying.
Cabbage-pult: What should we do Reap?
*Repeater takes its phone and starts speaking Chinese*
*All PvZ All Stars plants suddenly appear*
Tree: 到底是什么这个地方 (What the heck is this place)
Apple: 那家伙说，我们应该争取的僵尸 (That guy said we should fight that zombie)
Tree: Oh yeah
Mike: 我可能会导致您 (May I lead you?)
Sea-dragon: K
==What happened then==
Mike: LET'S FIGHT THAT BEAN!!!!!!!!!
All other plants (in Chinese accent): Yehs! Yehs!
Laser Bean: *fires laser* 
*All plants die*
Laser Bean: Fine now boss
Dr. Zomboss: WHAT? SO SHORT??? I WISHED FOR SOME MORE!!!
Laser Bean: *kills Dr. Zomboss*
All other zombies: Why did you done that?
Laser Bean: Cuz I'm a jerk
*Laser Bean puts Nuclear Bomb*
*The game crashes*
THE END
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