(S1) Chapter 10: Mobster Shenanigans

“You know, I still can’t believe me and chara have a kid, how’s that even work? Is this some kind of time paradox?” Will asked himself.
“W- Isn’t she dead?!?” Papaya182 replied, clearly a bit disgusted at the thought.
“Well, yea.” Funnyverse responded. Billy paused for a moment, as he turned to Papaya, who gave him a look of utter confusion and disgust. Both were at a loss for words, as Funnyverse just blinked at them.
“How the FUCK does that work!?” Papaya screamed in confusion.
“Let… let the fan artists figure that one out.” Willy Wonka said.
“…fair enough.” Papaya responded, as Billy turned to Funnyverse, pacing back and forth for a moment as he tried to think of a good idea of what to do next, before quickly remembering his original objective.
“K, funnyverse, do you know where I can get to the Temple of Gad?” Billy asked.
“Yea, it’s just that way, like, for 5000^234 more miles or something.” Funnyverse said, pointing North. Billy sighed, as the group started walking North. The gang walked unimpeded for a bit, until suddenly, a bunch of gang members dashed in front of them.
            “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MO-'' One of them said, as Billy Mays just raised his fist, a blast of energy coming out of said fist and blasting him away. The other gang members got ready to fight, but suddenly stopped.
            “Wait, ain’t that the boss's kid?” One of them asked, pointing at Funnyverse.
            “Ah, shit.” Another one said.
            “What the hell are you all talking about?” Billy asked.
            “Uh- just come with us real quick, n’kay?” The gang member said, as Billy just followed. Papaya would’ve voiced his opinion about the obvious trap, but at this point, he didn’t really care.
            The group ended up in a strange room that looked straight out of the 30s. In a chair was a man who looked very fit, but was also clearly somewhat insecure, his hand shaking consistently, and a doubtful look clear on his face.
            One of the gang members from earlier walked up to him, whispering into his ear, as he nodded a couple times, before his eyes opened wide, and he spat out his cigar. He angrily threw the gang member into the wall with a single hand motion, before quickly turning to the group.
          “Ah- Funnyverse- uhm, hello.” He said.
            “Who are you again?” Funnyverse asked.
            “I’m uh, supposed to be your adoptive dad, uh, your mom asked me to take care of you after she did me a favor- I just, uhm, had to go get some cigars, and-“ He said, before Billy Mays leapt up, kicking the table between them, which flew at the man, and knocked him through the wall behind, before he plummeted to the ground below.
            “C’mon, we’ve gotta go!” Billy said, grabbing Funnyverse as he hoisted him onto his shoulder.
            “Ah shit, here we go again…” Papaya sighed, as Billy leapt out through the hole, a horde of mobsters exited through several doors, as they began chasing him angrily, firing several bullets.
            “Wait, we’re all bulletproof, this isn’t an issue.” Billy said flatly, as the bullets hit him and Funnyverse, but did very little. Billy raised his hands, as the ground shook, before he snapped his wrists. The entire mafia building flew into the air, before capsizing, and slamming into the ground, being blown to bits, killing the men inside.
            “That was easy.” Papaya said flatly.
            Billy chuckled slightly, as he put Funnyverse down, and the group continued their walk North, hopefully leaving the town behind.
One of the mobsters crawled out of the wreckage, grabbing a communicator, as he turned it on.
            “C-code Sussus Amongus.” He said into it, as the communicator flashed alive… showing the face of JERMA!
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            OP Sans turned to Adam Sandler and River, as he felt his forehead for a moment. They both raised funny rock sus eyebrows at him.
            “I- have to go, I’ll be back in a minute, I promise.” OP Sans said, as a portal opened beneath him, teleporting him out of the GODVERSE, as Adam just shrugged. Meanwhile, MOD was kicking shit over and blowing stuff the fuck up.
            “Hey bro, that isn’t very epic of you.” Adam said, as MOD turned to him.
            “YOU FOOLS! I HAVE BEEN TRAINED IN YOUR COMEDIC ARTS… BY HIGH ASS MOTHERFUCKER!” He said, brandishing his repost memes, as Adam did a funny rock eyebrow raise.
            River shifted his foot to the side, as he raised his arms, bones coming out of the ground and flying at MOD. MOD swung the repost memes, cutting through the bones, as Adam appeared behind him, delivering a massive punch that sent MOD reeling.
            “Bruv, yaw raylly thaht pahthaetic? Honestly mite…” HAM said, brandishing his axe, as Adam and River turned to him. HAM smirked, floating into the air, as the two of them noticed purple smoke billowing out of his eye sockets.
            “Is he powering up or some shit?!” River asked, as he took a step back. Adam took a defensive stance.
            “O'? nao, Oy'm nawt paowerin up yah idiot, Oy'm just witein faw thaht stupid abomoinuytion t' ahroive.” HAM said. As he finished, Malg appeared out of nowhere, dashing for the two of them, as Adam kicked it aside, firing a blaster at HAM, which he quickly dodged. HAM laughed heartily.
            "Oy hahven't gawt the toime t' actually foigh' yah! Oy've gawt theengs t' do, joints t' smoke, people t' muhdah. Oy'm swahmped! Noice sayin' yah though, sao lawng "brother."” HAM said, laughing again as he disappeared through a portal.
            River and Adam turned to Malg, which raised its hands, distorting the area around them. River snapped his fingers, as Malg raised an eyebrow, only for The Dababy Car to slam into Malg, hitting it through a nearby wall.
            “Lets goooooo.” Dababy said.
            Malg got up, angrily running for them, as it swung its arm up, firing a slash of energy. Adam dodged to the side, as he raised a hand, several bones impaling Malg. He dashed forward, slamming his fist up, as a blaster eviscerated the fusion. They looked around for MOD, only to see him holding Generic Plot Device in his hands.
            “FINALLY… THE GENERIC PLOT POWER WILL BE MINE!” He cackled, as he began to raise into the air, his cackling growing ever more sinister, as River and Adam backed up.
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