Superman 64

Superman 64 is a shame that looks like it's gonna be fun for the whole family, right? Well if you thought that, I'm sorry to say that you're very wrong. People who played this shame think it's hippopotamus shit and only dumb people would think it's good. The Angry Video Game Nerd played it and reviewed it twice and both times he said it sucked ass so hard he destroyed the cartridge after it tried to destroy the good innocent shames. It turns out that some copies were limited editions with nails sticking out of them and were gold. 
== Shameplay ==
Superman 64 is not an open world shame, nor an action shame. Instead you're flying through rings, trying to use the N64's terrible controller, and the controls suck too so there's that. You'll constantly get stuck underneath bridges, and the the bosses are never cool, like at all. 
What do you think of boss fights? Epic strategic action? A big challenge? Are those in this shame? No, you just punch them. There is one exception where you lazor eye the big boss but it's still boring as hell! If you have this shame in your collection, please put a few bullets through it or break it with a hammer. Why the extreme measures, you may ask? Well legend has it that if you even play it once Superman will haunt you for the rest of time. 
== Reception ==
Critics hated this shame, Superman fans told Titus to pull the shame from shelves or they would swallow batteries. Which is not a fun thing to do. The music was also bad even for Atari 5200 standards. AVGN complained that they didn't use the Superman Theme but he didn't know this was based on the cartoon.
== PS1 Version ==
Recently, a ROM for the unreleased Play Station version was leaked. It looks good, Superman has his powers, there's no rings and the controls seem fine. Titus couldn't release this because their Superman license expired after all the changes made to the N64 version. Further damaging STUPIDman's reputation forever. 
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