Bikini Bottom's Royal Sendoff

"Bikini Bottom's Royal Sendoff" is a Testicular Torsion short.
==Transcript==
Narrator: [over dramatic music] In a world beneath the waves, a newsflash rocked Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob: [standing on a makeshift stage] Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today for a somber occasion. The queen of the surface world and our very own Bikini Bottom, Queen Elizabeth II, has passed away
[Cut to Patrick wearing a seaweed crown]
Patrick: Hey, I found this in my garden. Am I a king now?
[Suddenly, the crowd erupts in cheers, and various Bikini Bottom residents start chanting.]
Crowd: [in unison] Long live King Patrick! Long live King Patrick!
[Squilliam Fancyson, Squidward's arrogant rival, steps forward.]
Squilliam Fancyson: The Queen is dead. Long live the king. Sad day, BUT, we now have a King.
[Squilliam raises a glass filled with "seaweed champagne," and everyone else follows suit.]
[As they toast, SpongeBob looks bewildered, but the festivities continue with the crowd celebrating King Patrick's accidental ascension to the throne.]
Plankton: [rubbing his tiny hands together] This is the perfect distraction to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
[Plankton slinks away from the crowd and sneaks into the Krusty Krab, where he encounters a series of elaborate traps set up by Mr. Krabs to thwart his thieving attempts.]
[Trap 1: A net falls from the ceiling, trapping Plankton.]
Plankton: What the fuck is this?
[Trap 2: A barrage of mustard and ketchup bottles shoot out, covering Plankton.]
Plankton: You fucking piece of shit!
[Trap 3: A giant spatula swings down, narrowly missing Plankton.]
Plankton: [dodging the spatula, livid] You're fucking kidding me!
[As Plankton continues to navigate the Krusty Krab's booby traps, he realizes it won't be as goddamn easy as he thought to snatch the secret formula. Meanwhile, the crowd outside is still celebrating King Patrick's accidental "coronation."]
[Trap 4: An unexpected explosion of fireworks sends Plankton soaring out of the restaurant.]
Plankton: [in mid-air, furious] You've gotta be shi-
[Cut to Plankton landing back in the Chum Bucket, where he explodes into a cloud of green smoke.]
[Back in the Krusty Krab, the crowd cheers, thinking the fireworks were part of the celebration.]
SpongeBob: [clueless] Wow, what a show!
[The chaos subsides, and the celebration for King Patrick continues, oblivious to Plankton's explosive misadventure.]
SpongeBob: [with a balloon featuring Queen Elizabeth's face] And now, we release this balloon to honor the memory of our beloved Queen, who ruled both the surface world and Bikini Bottom with grace and style!
[The balloon floats away into the deep sea, accompanied by synchronized jellyfish swimming.]
Narrator: And so, Bikini Bottom came together in their own quirky way to pay tribute to their Queen, who had ruled over both realms. They celebrated not only her legacy but also the accidental rise of their new King, Patrick. Because in the end, even under the sea, there's a bit of royalty in all of us, and they'd never forget their dual monarchs, Queen Elizabeth II of Bikini Bottom and their unexpected ruler, King Patrick.
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