Garage Sale Quotes

:Pam: [seeing Michael pouring gasoline all over the parking lot] Michael! Michael!
:Michael: Hi.
:Pam: Hi. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.
:Michael: Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas.
:Pam: Why do you need more gas?
:Michael: Well, I'm writing a message.
:Pam: Is it a good message or a bad message?
:Michael: I'm asking Holly a question in fire.
:Pam: Are you proposing?!
:Michael: Maybe.
:Pam: Wow.
:Michael: Hey, you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?
:Pam: Yeah. Yeah, no problem. [grabs the lighter and runs away]
:Michael: Pam.
:Pam: Yep?
:Michael: Could you light this please?
:Pam: Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.
:Michael: I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam.
:Pam: This is terrible.
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:Michael: [imitating Yoda] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
:Holly: [also imitating] Your wife becoming be will I.
:[Michael puts the ring on Holly's finger, and they kiss as everyone else pours in to congratulate them]
:Michael: So, guys, guys, guys, guys, we're moving to Colorado.
:Kevin: All of us?
:Michael: Yep.
:Jim: Wait, what?
:Michael: Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.
Category:Season 7 quotes