The Mad Hatter vs Deadpool

The mentally insane tea connoisseur from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, the Mad Hatter, and the Merc with a Mouth from Marvel Comics, Deadpool, rap against each other to see who is the better insane guy.
==Beat==
Mad Hatter
Starts at 0:12
==Lyrics==
=== Deadpool: ===
What, another battle?? Yawn, wake me up when it’s over,
‘Cause I coulda sworn I already owned the Joker! 
Oh sorry, never mind, I got confused, lemme explain it,
Cause Tim Burton grabbed ya both, and came in your faces!
I’ll leave no traces, when I hound you harder than a clock’s tick,
Can’t stop it! Bitch, this dude is making more news than a Mad kid!
Got wit so sharp I’ll slice the hare off this cunt,
And like your sequel, you can’t Weasel outta this one!
===Mad Hatter:===
Pleased to have you! Unfortunately, you brought nothing new to the table,
Just one trick on a pony! Tugged along by a Cable
You’re not a rapper you’re a chatter, simply sadder with patter
Try to shatter the Hatter I’ll serve this ratter splattered on a platter!
You make laughter come faster, whacker than your actor’s past,
When he snapped your chatter shut, after that disaster’s cash!
You’re incompetent, I’m stompin’ it, the only thing you can kill is Time
What direction is the nearest “go away”? Between my fingers lay the sign!
===Deadpool:===
I left my audience in stitches when I tore them off my mouth,
I put the ass in compass ‘cause I’ll direct Alice down south! UH!
And I’ll give sweet lovin’ to the users who are lovin’ my bars,
But do my voters wanna hear a secret? All the best people are! <3
===Mad Hatter:===
You destroy families because yours was broken from the start
You’re sad, winning solely for the fact your attackers tire of ripping you apart
My questions will leave your head spinning, so please loosen up!
Tell me Mister Pool, what comes twice before the goose? Duck?
A baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire comes swinging out of nowhere, slamming into the back of Deadpool’s head, sending him flying. He scrambles around, disoriented, the bat coming down on his hand. Deadpool yelps in pain, his vision unblurring, revealing a laughing figure wearing a leather jacket
===Negan:===
Heh. Oh, fuck, man, you took it like a champ! Holy fuck!
And unlike a baseball bat, this tea sipping fuck has got a cunt!
With Tim Burton’s fucking cum making up this f*ggot’s make up,
Making up fuck shit like motherdick while I hit your balls straight up!
Fuck you Deadpool, the dick you fucking say is like my own: Perfectly fucking average
Now lemme look at you like a man, yanks off his mask HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED??? :D
I don’t remember making your fucking face a waffle, ‘cause Domino’s always delivers
You get it? You get it? Aw come on! Ugh, fuck it: I meant I fucking did her.
Anyway fuckheads, I heard there was a mad rap happening so I decided to take a crack at it
To give your fans the inside story, and WHAM 
Swings bat, shattering the back of Deadpool’s skull as he keeps trying to regenerate
THAT HAPPENED!
Cause I definitely ain’t insane but my sweet Lucille was getting hungry,
And like Lewis Carroll for fucking crack, I decided to go hunting! :D
Found Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Fuck, but this time I knew who to fucking pick,
The Hatta’ ain’t got nothing in his head! But the other guy he can uh… Regenerate and shit?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Negan slams Lucille down on Deadpool’s newly formed jaw, the tongue flopping out
Anyway, Lucille’s had her fill, I’ll be back tomorrow for the other half of ya,
You both got good fucking points for the cocksucking….ta-ta.
<poll>
Who Won?
The Mad Hatter
Deadpool
Negan
</poll>