Cotton Freezes Time

"Cotton Freezes Time" is episode 1B of The Epic Animals. 
==Sypnosis==
After Cotton drinks too much of the drink we call soda, he freezes time and tries to get everything back to normal.
==Script==
German Narrator: An epic day in the lair when nothing is happening and I got low salary for bein' German! That's right, jerks! I quit!
Fred: Woof. Woof. (barks)
Catnip: You can talk, Fred.
Fred: Oh. I keep on forgetting that.
(Catnip facepalms)
Cotton: Nothin' has happened that is excitin' lately.
Catnip: (looking bruised) I got smashed in the wall every ten seconds every darn hour! Exciting has been the only thing happening!
Fred: Must have been all the soda he had last night.
(Flashback to last night)
Cotton: (seems drunk on soda) Camptown ladies sing their song
Doo-da, doo-da
Runnin' around all night
Bet my money on a bobtail rag
Somebody bet on my dog (stops singing)
Fred: What did you say?!
Cotton: Nothin'. But I sang stuff.
Fred: (facepalms)
(Back to present)
Cotton: Guess you're right. That means... more soda!
Fred: You moro-(stops)
Cotton: What the...? Everyone's frozen.
(Cotton looks around frozen town)
(Cotton sees a car in mid-air above another car and then spits out soda)
(Time continues)
Fred: -n.
(Car crashes on other car, Cotton drinks more soda)
(Time freezes again, Cotton looks at soda can)
Cotton: (man appears and says with Cotton, in an announcer-like voice...) "Sukeroonie, Incorporated's Stop Dat Time Soda"? Hee hee hee.
(Cotton spits out soda, time freezes again)
Cotton: This is wonderbare!
("Devil's Haircut" plays in the background (with "devil" replaced with "Cotton") when Cotton gives a person a bad haircut and then makes time continue. The man sues the hairdresser)
("Devil's Haircut" stops)
Cotton: This is the best day ever!
Offscreen character: Stop right there, punk! (He holds a gun to Cotton's head)
Cotton: What the heck are ya doin'?
Offscreen character reveals to be the inventor of Stop Dat Time Soda, called Raise Da Roof Stevenson: I've heard you've been messing with my product... We can't let you do that, can we?!
Cotton: Well I got off harm-free until now, so...yeah. 
Raise Da Roof Stevenson: Shut up and give me that soda!
Cotton: What if I say 'no'?
Raise Da Roof Stevenson cocks a gun.
Cotton: Yeah, that makes sense... (Cotton gives Raise Da Roof Stevenson a can of soda)
Raise Da Roof Stevenson: OK, bye. No hard feelings!
Cotton snickers: Hee, hee, hee... Idiot.
Cotton sips his Stop Dat Time Soda, and time stops. He gives the soda to another bystander and makes him go near Raise Da Roof Stevenson. He sips the soda again and time continues.
Raise Da Roof Stevenson gasps: Oh, my! That can was a fake! He was just an innocent bystander. Now, this bystander... You're goin' to jail.
Bystander #1: I will get revenge!
Narrator (Canadian one this time): ...And he does, eh? As a recurring enemy, eh? Maybe, eh? We'll see, eh? Just wait and see, eh?
Cotton: Shut up, eh?
Credits run while this conversation is happening.
Catnip: So everything's back to normal?
Cotton: Yep. Everything.
The scene zooms out to show chaos caused by Cotton's soda.
The end.
==Trivia==
*This is the first episode to contain licensed music, being "Devil's Haircut" by alternative rock singer-songwriter Beck from his breakthrough album Odelay.
*When Cotton sings while drunk on soda, the song he sings is the public domain song "Camptown Races," often sung by minstrels.
*Beck re-recorded "Devil" as "Cotton" in the studio.
*This is the first and one of the few episodes to have two sister episodes, one being 11 minutes and one being five minutes. This is because this episode is only six minutes.
==Credits==
Created and developed by IAmBagel
Written by Omgitskittykatty
Directed by IAmBagel
Starring Keith Ferguson, IAmBagel, Rosearik Rikki Simmons
Guest Starring Beck
"Cotton's Haircut" composed, written and performed by Beck
Produced by MattBoo, IAmBagel
Executive Producer IAmBagel
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THE EPIC ANIMALS "COTTON FREEZES TIME" (#S1E02) © NICKELODEON 1998
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