Double Hearts Variety Hour Part 4

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Double Hearts Variety Hour Part 4," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining trance and ska. They talk about shoes, meet multiple interesting callers, and sing a song. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci return to the Double Hearts format and ask callers to talk about their Valentine's Day experiences from the day prior. They hear from numerous people throughout the area and hear six unique perspectives on the holiday, including: 
Anthony Nopoli, who is the former host of the dating show The Hunk. To celebrate Valentine's Day, Anthony shucked twelve dozen oysters and then moved onto lobster. He also has a shellfish allergy and went to the ER following.
Von, a 60-year-old Austinite who spent her Valentine's Day with her grandchildren, who are ages 1, 3, and 5. They went out for dinner and all ate Porterhouse Steaks. The DJs don't really understand how children's ages work and thought that seemed young for steaks.
Rat Friss Chris, a NYC-based rat who spent his Valentine's Day at the oyster bar in Grand Central Station. He can't shuck oysters himself because of his little rat hands.
Tommy Wiseau, an acclaimed film director who is concerned that his girlfriend Lisa has eyes for his friend Mark. He works at a bank, although his passion is leatherworking, and he calls the show the Dumn Knuckleheads Variety Hour.
Janet, a former waitress at Quality Seafood who lost her job to hunks eating too many oysters on Valentine's Day. She didn't charge them because the promised their love in exchange for the food, but never held up their end of the bargain. She now drives for Lyft to make ends meet.
The Fonz, who was actually just Andrew Dirkenheim in disguise trying to think of creative ways to get his wife back. He wrote a song to try and win her back from his business partner, and live on air he performs his new song, "Apples Are the Strangest Fruit (My Love for You Goes on for a Thousand Moons)."
They can't decide whether or not the genres complement or contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Anthony Nopoli
Von
Rat Friss Chriss
Tommy Wiseau
Janet
Andrew Dirkenheim (as "The Fonz")
==Featured Music==
Nuscape - "The End"
The Specials - "Rudy, A Message to You"
JOY - "Sweet Drops"
Jay and Joya - "I'll Be Lonely"