Why Handguns Are Better than Women

"I got a gun for my wife - best trade I ever made."
1) You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.
2) You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
3) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
4) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
5) Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6) A hangun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7)Handguns function normally every day of the month.
8) A hangun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
9)A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
10) You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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