Someone Vanquish Me!

is a Action, Adventure, Fantasy webnovel created and written by charliefathead.
==Synopsis==
Melpomene has only ever wanted to be the [Villain] in an epic final battle. Regardless of the outcome, so long as she could go all-out fighting for the side of Evil™, she could die happy.
As a [Daemon Autarch], she figured it was only a matter of time before a [Hero] and their army showed up and tried to kill her and her own troops to ‘free the land’ or something. After a few centuries, however, all the [Heroes] that did show up were rather… disappointing.
Sick and tired of lackluster [Heroes] capable of neither the tactical genius nor the raw power necessary for the epic final battle of her dreams, Melpomene decides to take matters into her own hands.
If the world won’t create a [Hero] worthy of killing her, why can’t she create one herself?
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Thalia was never meant to have a destiny. Destinies were for the highborn, the genius, or the downright lucky… and Thalia missed the mark on all three counts.
After wasting a few years at a desk job and reading far too many self-help books, she was just as lost as when she got out of highschool. The only thing she had going for her was her [Perseverance] keyword, but even that wasn’t too special.
One day when the corporate bullshit became just too much to bear, she quit her job on the spot and decided to live a life of adventure! Too bad the only armies that would have her were either pyramid schemes or exploitative as all hell.
Thalia didn’t quit her job to spend her life garrisoning a wall, but it was beginning to look like she wouldn’t have another choice. Until, that is, a mysterious stranger approached with a ridiculous proposition…
Why not start an army herself?
==Chapters==
1. Angsty and Proud
2. That was it?
3. I've come to kill your god
4. Death by Misogyny
5. Old Rival
6. Couldn't you two f**k anywhere else?
7. Best of luck, your deathlessness
8. Too Mortal
9. De·i·ty
10. Divine Apocalypse
11. Is this pornogra—?
12. Option Five
13. Motherfu—
14. Would you like to dance forever?
15. Goddess No More
16. This wasn't a fair fight
17. Brother, I'm cold
18. An Unbiased, Factual, and Unexaggerated Account of Historical Events
19. I own you
20. Guardsman, what is your name?
21. The Mysteries of the Heart
22. Enough F***ing Surprises!
23. Bribery and Threats
TBA
==External Links==
*Read on Royal Road