Time is Money

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Between a Rock and a Hard (Place) Core," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining rock and hardcore. They debut a new theme song, take advice from a dumpster dog, and speak to their agent. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are once again promoting membership drive for KOOP, but they've noticed everything has felt off throughout the entire day. When they were at Try Hard Coffee DJ'ing their monthly residency, they noticed that the coffees were being served in tiny cups. They also see that KOOP is currently labeled as just K, and the studio is missing roughly 3/4 of their normal microphone counts.
A man named Barry enters the studio, who claims to be a short haul trucker who happened to see the studio door open. He is a regular listener of K but can't donate to the station because he spends all his money on scratchers. He was born in Au (which the DJs assume is Austin in this universe) in the alley of a ballpark. He claims to have been born with "two spoons in his heart and another up his you know what," that he has a "water polo ball in his hand," and a "nickel in his shoe and a dollar in his backside."
Mike Korolla also stops in, which surprises the DJs considering they aren't in the Stromboliverse, but Mike assures them that there are Circle K's in all parts of the universe, and he particularly appreciates this one for how many variations of Circle K there are (Circle D, Circle E, etc.). 
They decide the genres complement.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Barry
Mike Korolla
== Featured Music ==
Hot Chip - "Time"
Deap Valley - "Gonna Make My Own Money"
Nora Jones - "Seven Years"
The Meters - "Little Old Money Maker"