Lowly

This is a Peon. His name is Lowly, to us. His actual name is Krunk. Named after his Grandmother Krunk, who would punch you in the face if you gave her lip. That kind of grandma!
Lowly found himself in the employ of a large Troll Death Knight, new to the city, who needed someone to deal with the day-to-day business of banking, mail, and other management. Something needed doing, alright!
==His Boss==
Lowly works for one Mo'sul Mo'ana, a Death Knight.
Would you say "no thankyou, when asked by such a troll?  Besides. There was a half day off on <mumble>day, all the meat you could eat, and a free stone!
Lowly's tasks involve the wrangling of several small kittens, the collection of trollish bijou and coin, numerous variations on earth and dirt, and air (all of which is quite bemusing to the peon. Who buys air??)
And whatever else that the bossman sends to him to "take care of". There is always plenty of work work, and if bossman doesn't have something need doing, you can guarantee that someone else out there usually does... Lowly is a willing peon "for da Horde!"
==About Lowly==
Lowly loves his sweet treats and public holidays. He is a fan of the Darkmoon faire, and cherishes the festive jumper from the previous year's Wintersveil - it is almost as good as one made by his Grandma.
Despite his humble level in society, Lowly is surprisingly well travelled. He can deliver parcels from Orgrimmar to the heights of the Wyrmrest tower in Dragonblight, and to the dryest reaches of far-away Uldum. He is particularly fond of Uldum. Although his ceaseless chatter may possibly irritate the "Kittimen" (Tol'vir), they've been tactful enough to never let him know.
His mount is a pink strider, named Beaky. Beaky was saved from certain death, as his Bossman has a cordial dislike for the creatures. Lowly promised to "take care of it". Perhaps his boss meant something a little more permanent, but with peons, it is usually best to be VERY SPECIFIC.  *nods*
==Lowly Trivia==
*He has been known as the author of some pretty terrible musical parodies, including the hit tune "Orcish and I know it".   Lowly is a keen singer. KEEN!
*Crossed the entirety of Northrend from Warsong Keep to "dem undeads at the other side", on foot, at around the levels of 6 to 8. It took some time.  For da Horde!
*It not a pink dress!! It faded red work apron!
*Loves his Grandma.
*Practises blinking, the art of the mage. It is his fond wish that he travel short distances in this fashion.
*Has three pet kittens. Onk, Monk, and Ponk.
*When buffed with any form of intellect (usually by mistake), Lowly becomes quite eloquent. Overclocking his brain however, makes him quite sleepy...
*Keeps a journal printed in big round simple handwriting, at twitter.com/LowlyPeonKrunk
Category:Orc
Category:Horde