Jack Frost

:Not to be confused with a Frosty hee ho!
Jack Frost is one of t-ho-se horrifying jesters who never s-hee-ms to shut the hee ho up! Hee is Kn-ho-wn for being a normal citizen of The Frost Dimension, hee ho! Jack Frost's strength is puny compared to Black Frost, his cousin. Hee als-ho has a cousin named Jack Thompson for some hee-son. The ho hates Black Frost (heeven ho though Black Frost gives him his advanced powers on April Fools') 
Hee als-ho has a Wa-version of himself called WaJack Frost, and a WaWa-version called WaWaJack Frost. With a WaWaWA-version called WaWaWaJack Frost. Additionally he has a WaWaWaWa-version called WaWaWaWaJack Frost, hee ho! Not to mention hee als-ho has a sister named Kur-ho-m-hee. Jack Frost is als-ho in Pers-ho-na 5, Pers-ho-na 4 and Pers-ho-na 3.
==History ==
Raised in the hee ho's of Hell, Jack Frost used hee's awes-ho-me ice powers alongside hee's best friend Chill Bill to cause chaos, ho. After escaping, hee trained to be as annoying as hee ho, which finally payed off when, with just yell-hee-ng al-ho-ne, hee ruptured the eardrums of 10,000 kids in South Hyrule. But he got the flu for a month because of all the peasants hee ho. Jack Frost now has moved from Hee Hell ho to Gensokyo and then back to Thee Frost Dimension, ho! Jack Frost now lifts weights for a liv-hee-ng, getting mo'-ho ripped by the day!
=== The Olympics ===
In thee ho 9001 BC Olympics, Jack Frost comp-hee-ted against the hos Bowser, P-ho, WaMr. L, King Harkinian, and Shaggy and won first place. At the hee ho time, his competators claimed he was abus-hee-ng "Super secret jester powers that make everyone else perform badly" and hax, hee ho! However arch-hee-ologists discovered from b-ho-ne analysis them hee hos all sucked at running.
It is speculated that the hee ho losers called upon refer-hee-s Mari-ho and Sonic to moderate the tapes, and ban Jack Frost for vi-ho-late-hee-ng fair play. However what was observed is what sci-hee-ntists call now "walking", ho, a technique invented by the late QWOP. He confirmed that this would be his last ever hee ho at the Olymics, due to the invention of what they called "run-hee-ing".
=== War Contributions ===
During The Frost Dimension War, Jack Frost was used as a hee ho support for 2 WaWaJack Frosts. Due to their alm-ho-st unbreak-hee-ble defense when combined, they can out-hee-ho 10 Black Frosts quite easily. Jack Frost was given ho the hee "Shiny Gold Metal (Totally doesn't have chocolate inside™)" of the Frost Dimension.
==== Skills used during the War ====
*Gangnam Style
*Ali Dance
* Repel Fire
*Masukukaja
*Masukunda
*Tetraja
*Makara Break
* Spell Master
=== Today ===
Jack Frost today can be seen ho'ing all over the UnWorld, joining up with Santa Claus to ho make Christmas movies or someth-hee-ng, but also in Thee Shad-ho Realm where hee just likes to ho be the protagonist's pet. The mo-ho-st epic of thee-hee-is Fall of the Guardians.
== Epic Powers ==
Hee kn-ho-ws a DEADLY dance hee known as the Gangnam Style! It sure is a guarent-hee way to make every ho who's in a 5 yard radius heads explode FROM THEE EPICNESS HO!!!
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