Fortune Teller

Please don't come into her place. If you do, you'll find millions of dairies inside with forbidden locks on them, hippie piece signs, trees, and tarot cards. Oh, and a big lampshade that predicts the future. Then you'll find the Fortune Teller, who will tell you to please have a seat. She'll pick up a card, and then tell you to pick another one.
After picking up cards for the next seven minutes, you will see the future through the lampshade. The Fortune Teller will take her handkerchief and cover one side of the lampshade with it. Then she'll speak some unknown language, snatch the light bulb from the lampshade and show you the future inside. You'll feel like a total idiot, as you're staring into the light bulb, babbling. You'll see in the future that your best friends are at a funeral. Perhaps your funeral. After you finally are done finding out the future and screaming, the Fortune Teller will give you a fortune cookie, shrug her shoulders, pick up a tarot card, and disappear. How does she do that?
While you're munching down on your fortune cookie, you remembered the funeral, and sense, the food didn't go down the esophagus properly, you start choking. When you finally hawk up he pulp, you trip over a ball. Perhaps a trip of death?! Then when you pop your leg, you sneeze over so much flower pollen. Then you experience the butterfly effect. Then you stumble into a grave, where your friends are crying. You start crying too. But they recognize that you're there with the guests.
"What are you doing here at the grave of the Fortune Teller?" one of your friends asks. "You weren't invited."
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 9 Minifigures