Drummond the Intergalactic Robotic Manservant

This is the second short story to feature William H. McGonagall.
Plot
William is now a Professor at Plimsil University on the Planet of Trefflemore.
His Aunt Godzilla sends him, in a crate, a Robot Manservant known as Drummond. William is hung over and does not like the intrusion of the crate and Miss Wittershall his next door neighbour. However he is much happier when Drummond rids him of both his hangover and Miss Wittershall.
Drummond soon becomes indespensible to William, organising his meetings and keeping the house clean and tidy.
The Dean finds William a job on Planet Galloseb of the Urusa System and Drummond gently suggests that William takes it, much to Williams chagrin.
One night Drummond wakes William with a cup of Yettersnatchen coffee and explains that the planet has been invaded by the Cremators, a race of Giant Killer Robots. Drummond and William escape into the forest where they witness the destruction of the Plimsil University.
After resting in a refugee centre Drummond then presuades William to go to the spaceport with him in order to make contact with the Illusians who are rumoured to have a secret base in the system.
They go to the spaceport, but on the way are followed and confronted by Miss Wittershall. Drummond then spins her a story about how William has a nano-virus on him from the Psuedo-Earth that the Illusians may be able to extract and use to defeat the Cremators.
Miss Wittershall agrees to lend them her small fast space ship (called the Nancy IV) and they make a daring escape from Trefflemore and later arrive at the Illusian base. The Base is home to three Illusians known as the Guild of Liars. The Base is known as the Liar's Lair. They are experimenting with a concept alien to them, namely - lying.
After a painful and bloody 'extraction' process William goes back to the Nancy IV to get his pipe and in inadvertently launched into space back towards the Cremator fleet. Under instruction from Drummond he examines the Illusian 'bomb' that Drummond had secreted on board.
Through bungling William scares off the Cremator fleet by using the bomb, which is a giant hologram projector. He appears before them as a burning bloody diety, cursing them and ordering them to go home.
He is then picked up by Drummond and Miss Wittershall and deciding to not go back to Trefflemore as it has strick laws about passing yourself off as a god they set a course for the Planet Galloseb.
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