Crazier than you?

Posted on the Squeetus Blog January 12, 2006 09:28 AM PST. 
My husband (Dean) and I 
just had a prolonged discussion about which of us is crazier. I am 
determined that he is by far crazier, and he stuck to the "equally 
crazy" stance. Eventually he rolled around to "I'm only slightly crazier
 than you," but even that wouldn't appease me. I mean really, those of 
you who read both our blogs, isn't the choice obvious? Vote for Dean for
 craziest spouse.
This conversation ebbed then picked back up again with evidence and 
impassioned speeches, until Dean killed it by saying, "Okay, I'm only as
 much crazier than you as I am smarter than you." That is so not fair. 
He cheats like this all the time. 
And then, several minutes later we were talking about the book were 
writing and in a complete non sequitur, he says, "Despite the fact that 
I'm the bald one, I think you'd look more natural with horns." And his 
eyes glance upwards casually, as if imagining. I ask you, how much can a
 wife stand before she should expect chocolates?
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