It's Gonna Get Weird

"It's Gonna Get Weird" is a deleted song written for the Gravity Falls episode "Weirdmageddon Part 1". The song was cut due to time constraints. It was written by Neil Cicierega, and the demo was released on his Tumblr page on April 17, 2016.https://neilblr.com/post/142982667678 It was intended to be sung by Bill as he unleashes Weirdmageddon
==Lyrics==
Bill Cipher: Today’s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling 
Ha ha ha 
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling; full of tarantulas 
And now that I’m here, tonight, it’s gonna get weird! 
Ah-ha-ha-ha! 
Look at these creatures, not enough features 
Cats should breath fire, bears should sing choir! 
*Choir singing* 
(Very nice) 
Look at this tower under my power 
Look at these people, puny and feeble! 
(Ooooooo hoooo!) 
Look, I’m just a triangle trying to save you 
From the delusions society gave you  
Gravity’s a lie and so is the sky 
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye! 
Look at this money–who’s that, honey? 
Look throughout history, how could you miss me? 
(Seriously, I’m all over the place) 
Look at this weather, I could do better 
Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes! 
Look at this loser, drinking coffee 
*Sips* 
…Now it’s decaf! 
*Spits* 
(Mwahahahaha!)
Look at these people, calling me evil 
Right back at you, now you’re all statues! 
Now everything you know has disappeared 
It’s gonna get weird...
==References==
Category:Gravity Falls songs
Category:Deleted songs
Category:Villain songs
Category:Disney XD songs