Jabberph

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Jabberph was an insane Abber. He enrolled in the schools of the Frankites but attended class only occasionally. He counterfeited money, with which he paid classmates to do his homework for him and thus graduated, and spent most of his time digging for imaginary buried treasure. Despite his insanity, He was able to string together sentences full of scientific and theological sounding ideas and people gathered to street corners to hear him speak. On his last treasure hunt Jabberph said he found the scroll of Rrmbek. 
Jabberph claimed that the scroll of Rrmbek (which no one has ever seen), explained that if one does enough good deeds will be given a pair of X-ray glasses with which the Door to the Other Side can be found. The proof is the good followers of Rrmbek who have disappeared, as they got their glasses and found the door. No one has yet been found who can name a missing follower of Rrmbek.