Desert Eagle

The Desert Eagle, sometimes refered to as a Deagle, is the ultimate pistol that was created in 1979 after a hippopotamus took a massive steamy shit on a 1911 and then Captain 53 used his gunsmithing mastery on it and BAM! The Desert Eagle, which has no connection to a desert nor any eagle was born! This motherfuck shoot .50 cal pistol bullets as big as my big toe! These were tested on dead Number Captains and given to the guards of Undefeatable Palace as their primary handgun and then FINALLY made available in 1983. The menacing looks of course had to give it GOOD sales (you don't question UnAnything logic!!), if YOU add a silencer to it and shove some fake hippo piss down the barrel Deagle Magic happens! What's Deagle Magic? Good Question! The bullet goes further, hurts more and leave behind a cool fire effect but it's not like the brutal Dragon's Breath rounds of a Shotgun, that is illegal you know?
== Trivia ==
* Someone made a full auto magazine. 7 rounds is far from enough!
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