The Man, The Myth, The Legend

is the third and final Special Episode in the promotional series Red vs. Blue: ODST.
==Synopsis==
Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Church try on some new ODST armor for their Firefight match, when Church asks Sarge if Sergeant Johnson is going to be in their match, Sarge says it's a possibility since he's in the game. Church then says he's heard so many legends of the Sergeant that he took on an entire Covenant Battalion by himself, He cannot be killed, and he also has laser eyes, but Church says that that last one isn't true. Grif is soon scared and Church makes some horrible analogies. Church continues that Sergeant Johnson could be anywhere, at anyplace, and at anytime. They soon realize that Sergeant Johnson is right behind him. Sarge warns "Whatever you do, don't look directly into his eyes." Apparently, one of the soldiers looked and Sarge say's, " uh-oh too late," and Sergent Johnson kills one of the soldiers with his laser eyes, proving the rumor to be true.
==Characters==
*Sarge
*Grif
*Simmons
*Church
*Sergeant Johnson
==Transcript==
Fade in to the battlefield 	Fade in to the battlefield
Sarge: 	Alright, men, this is it. ODST. How's the new armor fit?
Grif: 	Good.
Simmons: 	Yeah, awesome.
Grif: 	Aw, hey look, turn on your visor.
Church: 	Uh, hey Sarge, you don't think Sergeant Johnson's gonna be part of our Scrimmage today, do you?
Sarge: 	He is in the game, so it's a possibility. Is that a problem?
Church: 	Wella- it's just there's so many legends about that guy, I mean, I once heard he took on an entire Covenant battalion by himself.
Cut to appropriate badass footage 	Cut to appropriate badass footage
Church: 	And rumor has it, he can't be killed.
Cut to footage of Johnson totally stuck with giant spikes, and still kicking ass	Cut to footage of Johnson totally stuck with giant spikes, and still kicking ass
Church: 	And my friend's cousin's neighbour told me, he has laser eyes.
Cut to footage of Johnson killing an alien with his laser eyes 	Cut to footage of Johnson killing an alien with his laser eyes
Church: 	I'm pretty sure that last one is fake though.
Grif: 	I'm scared.
Church: 	You should be. Sergeant Johnson is as tough as they come. They say he's as strong as an ox, and as agile as... a, smaller ox.
Sarge: 	What?
Church: 	He moves like a whisper, that you only say to the wind at midnight.
Simmons: 	Why would you, do that, that, doesn't make any sense.
Church: 	He's as cunning as a fox... taking a, pottery class at a, Ivy League university... that accepts foxes.
Grif: 	Wow, you're not really good at analogies, are you.
Church: 	The point is, he can be anywhere, any place, at any time. ... He's right behind me right now, isn't he.
Grif: 	Yep.
Church: 	Oh great.
Sergeant Johnson starts charging his laser eyes 	Sergeant Johnson starts charging his laser eyes
Sarge: 	Whatever you do, don't look directly into his eyes. Uh oh, too late.
==Trivia==
*This is the first time the characters appear in the Halo 3: ODST engine.
==Video==
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Category:ODST
Category:Episodes
Category:Special Episode