Translator Troubles

Translator Troubles is a Mr. Rrarrg episode.
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Rrarrg
• Babba
• Grr
• Grugg
• Ice Cream Guy (debut)
• Guy (debut)
• Fortune Teller (debut)
• Puffy Fluffies (debut)
• Fred
• Bill Chott (debut)
• French Narrator
• Harold (mentioned)
== Story ==
At night, Fred sneaks out of North Korea and escapes on a cruise ship. After he gets back to bikini bottom, he looks up the latest news and finds out he's wanted, so he decides to go undercover as a normal man. He lives in a random abandoned house, and lays low. An officer questions him and Fred manages to trick him into thinking he's actually the houses owner.
Meanwhile, Patrick is tired of the monsters not being able to speak English after a miscommunication with a few strangers who don't understand them. So, Patrick searches for translator collars for the monsters, and finds a sketchy looking store in a dark alley, and is warned of the side effects of the collars, but ignores them. Everything goes well at first, and the monsters create a social media account, but then the side effects come along, such as diarrhea, possession, the suds, and even passing out. They try to get the collars off, but they are extremely hard to get off, and they end up going back to the store to get help from the store owner. Patrick has to have a battle with the owner, and wins, so the owner takes off the collars. The end.
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins at nighttime in North Korea. Fred is in a waiting line to board a cruise ship)
Fred: I gotta get out of here.
(the line moves as a guy is signalling to head on the ship)
Fred: There’s gotta be some way to make this go by faster. Hmm…
(Fred steps out of the line and puts his foot in the way. As the line moves again, someone trips on his foot, and the rest of the line in front of him is knocked down like dominos)
Bystander: MY LEG!
Fred: Hehehehe…
(Fred moves to the front of the line as the other people are yelling at him. He boards the cruise ship)
(The cruise ship takes off)
French Narrator: One Day Later…
(One day later, Fred arrives in Bikini Bottom. He steps off of the cruise ship and waves back as it drives away)
Fred: Ahh, home at last. This’ll be nice. And I won't have to work for CrazySponge… (shivers) You know, I haven’t caught up with the news since I left. (he turns on his phone) Let’s see here… world’s largest jellyfish caught, M3GAN fever is sweeping the nation, the Strangler has strangled 37 people to death… Fred Rechid most wanted in Bikini Bottom? What the hell? They want… ME?!
(Fred looks around)
Fred: I better go undercover..
(Fred runs to somewhere and the gang is walking by)
Patrick: Such a nice day, right fellas?
Rrarrg: Rrarararg (agreed)
Babba: babbabababab (hey let's go get ice cream)
Patrick: Great idea!
(They walk over to an ice cream shop; They head inside)
Ice cream guy: Welcome to the ice cream shop, what would you guys like today?
Patrick: I’d like a triple goober bacon sunrise, please. Uh, extra bacon!
Rrarrg: rrarrarrarrrarrg (I’d like a vanilla waffle cone with extra waffle)
Ice cream guy: Huh? Is this guy cussing me out?
Patrick: No, he’s not. He said he wants a vanilla ice cream cone with extra ice.
(Rrarrg groans)
(ice cream guy looks at Rrarrg and back)
Ice Cream Guy: alright, and what will you have?
Babba: bababababa (i'll have a dill pickle swirl with mustard and extra bacon bits)
Ice Cream Guy: did he just call me a microwave?
Patrick: …no. He said he wanted a dill pickle swirl with mustard and extra bacon bits. 
Ice Cream Guy: okay why don't you all just say what you want to him and i'll just take the order alright?
(Grugg and Grr whisper in patrick's ear)
Patrick: Ok so uh, the orange one will have a chocolate ice cream and the yellow one will have.. uh… What did you want again?
(Grr whispers in his ear again)
Patrick: Oh yeah! Cream ice.
(Grr facepalms)
(Fade to them eating their ice cream)
Patrick: That guy was weird.. Most people understand you guys but he didn't! Must have something wrong in his head.
(Patrick sucks up his ice cream like a vacuum)
Rrarrg: rrarrarrg! (This is ridiculous! You didn’t even get me the right ice cream!)
Patrick: Whoops, my bad.
(Rrarrg groans as he licks his ice cream, and shudders)
Grr: grgrgrgr! (i didn't even want creamed ice!)
(Grr eats it and gets a surprised look on his face)
Grr: Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg! (Damn this shit's actually pretty good!)
Patrick: Hey, people make mistakes.
(Cyt to them walking out of the ice cream shop; They are walking in the street)
Babba: bababababab. (Man that guy was really weird.)
(A guy overhears it)
Guy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!
Babba: Baba? Babababab! (Huh? I didn't say anything)
Guy: DON'T BRING MY WIFE INTO THIS!
(Guy rips out a stop sign and chases after Babba)
Patrick: Welp looks like we lost him.
Grr: Grgrgrgrgr (If only there was some way that everyone could understand us)
(Babba runs by with the guy still chasing him)
(Bubble transition to them walking into a shady looking alley)
Rrarrg: Rrararararg? (Are you sure this is a shortcut?)
Patrick: Oh relax, it's not like anyone is gonna kill us here.
(They walk a little further and they see a door)
Patrick: Hey what's this?
(Patrick leans in and reads the sign)
Patrick: "Shopé" Fancy. Let's head inside!
(He opens the door and they head inside)
(Cut to the inside and the inside looks really torn down and abandoned)
(They walk up to the counter and the fortune teller from a pal for gary is there)
Fortune Teller: Yes?
Patrick: Uh hello. Do you sell fancy jewellery?
Fortune Teller: what? This isn't a jewellery shop!
Patrick: Do you sell wedding rings?
Fortune Teller: No.
Patrick: Do you sell fancy watches?
Fortune Teller: No.
Patrick: Then what do you sell?
Fortune Teller: I sell magic translators.
Patrick: What are they for?
Fortune Teller: They are translators you idiot what do you think?
Patrick: They're for showing off to your best friends and family?
(Moment of silence; The fortune teller slaps him)
Fortune Teller: They are translators! They translate everything into words that you can understand! I have them in many forms, like a watch, a collar, glasses, hats, whatever!
Patrick: Ham… 
(Patrick looks back at the monsters and counts them)
(He turns back)
Patrick: I'll take 6 of those collars!
(The fortune teller gives patrick the collars)
Patrick: How much do I owe you?
Fortune Teller: Nothing! They’re free!
Patrick: FREE?! Oh boy! Is this a communist shop?
Fortune Teller: I love communism, but no.
(Patrick and the monsters walk out of the store)
Fortune Teller: But wait, beware! They are extremely dangerous!
(They are gone)
Fortune Teller: (Sigh) Nobody ever listens to me… 
(Cut to the gang back at the ice cream shop)
Patrick: Let’s put these bad boys to the test.
Ice cream guy: You guys again, huh? I’m guessing the pink one will give all of the orders.
Rrarrg: Not anymore.
Ice cream guy: Whoa, I can actually understand what he said. Maybe I’m getting smarter. Take that, Harold! I’m intelligent!
(Rrarrg and Patrick look at each other)
Rrarrg: So anyway, I’ll have a vanilla waffle cone with extra waffle.
Ice cream guy: Vanilla waffle cone, extra waffle. Got it. And you guys?
(Cut to the gang back at the shack, all enjoying their ice cream)
Grr: I ordered the same thing I got last time. That shit’s good. Can’t beat creamed ice.
Rrarrg: Gross.
Babba: You know what I’ve wanted to do for a while? Become a social media influencer. I gave up on my dream for years, but now my dream can finally come true!
Patrick: Maybe with the money you get, we can finally afford nice things. Like a good refrigerator.
(Cut to the shack’s refrigerator falling down)
Grr: My ice cubes!
Patrick: BRUH.
Babba: I'm gonna go make an instaclam account!
(Babba walks over to a different room)
Patrick: What about you guys?
Grr: I'm gonna shoot up a school!
Patrick: Cool.
Grugg: Maybe I can become mayor in a different town. It's worth a shot.
Rrarrg: Uhhhhhhh….
Patrick: It's okay, take your time.
(Short pause; Bubble transition to fred exiting a clothes store)
Fred: This outfit is definitely gonna help me blend in with the common fish. But my face could give me away hmm..
(Cut to Fred in front of a novelty toy shop with a fake mustache on)
Fred: perfect!
(He walks away)
(Cut to grr walking up to a school)
Grr: Hey you motherfuckers!
(The kids look over at Grr)
Grr: I'M GONNA PUMP YOU FULL OF LEAD!
(Soon after gunshot noises and screaming are heard)
(A newspaper rotates onto the screen saying that Grugg is now mayor of nigelville)
(Cut to Grugg standing behind a mic stand in front of a stage with tons of Nigel Thornberrys)
Nigel 1: Mr Grugg, what inspired you to become mayor?
Grugg: Well I've had experience as mayor before and I thought, "hey why not try again?"
(The Nigels murmur in British)
(Cut to Babba)
Babba: Hey guys, today i'm gonna show you how to make barnacle rings
(Shot of some disgusting looking rings)
Babba: First you mix 1 cup of seaweed and 2 cups of barnacle shavings in a bowl then add some jellyfish jelly as a binder and mix. Then shape and place the rings on a parchment lined baking sheet and bake in the oven at 350 degrees until golden brown. And you're done! Look at that!
(Shot of the rings rotating)
(Babba eats one and gets a disgusted look on his face)
Babba: Mm, mm. These are absolutely delicious!
(Babba is about to vomit but then it cuts to rrarrg just sitting on the couch reading a magazine)
Rrarrg: (Talking to the camera) I decided to do nothing.
(He continues reading the magazine)
(Fade to a house in the middle of the woods)
Fred: Well, this is your life now freddy. No CrazySponge, no evil doings, a sweet fake moustache and no responsibilities. It's a bit dark here though.
(He exhales as he lies down on the couch)
(A light shines through the window into fred's face, annoying him)
(Fred goes over to the window and notices a police car)
Fred: Oh no.
(The police car door opens and someone comes out of it; Pan up to reveal it is Bill Chott)
(He walks over to Fred's door and knocks on it; Fred answers)
Fred: Uh, may I help you?
Bill Chott: Yeah I'm looking for this fella named Fred Rechid. 
Fred: Well I assure you he is not here.
Bill Chott: Hmmm… You sound alike.
Fred: Well you know how it goes sometimes, people can sound alike. Especially in fiction.
Bill Chott: Well you've got a point. Who are you anyway?
Fred: Oh i'm the owner of this house.
(Short and silent back and forth between Bill Chott blankly staring at Fred and Fred sweating)
Bill Chott: Alright then. Have a good rest of your evening sir.
Fred: You too.
(Bill Chott gets in his car and drives away)
Fred: Phew that was close.
(Fred closes his door and it turns to black; Cut to Patrick sitting on the couch watching TV)
(A demonic screech is heard)
Patrick: Shut up!
(It stops and Patrick continues watching TV)
(It is heard again)
Patrick: Come on man!
(Repeat as before)
(It is heard again and is now louder)
Patrick: Oh my fucking god.
(Patrick gets off the couch and goes over to where the noise is being heard from)
Patrick: What's all this screeching about?
(Patrick comes over to Rrarrg's room and opens the door; He stares in shock)
(Shot of Rrarrg lying on the floor with green liquid all over the floor)
Rrarrg: (Demonic screech)
Patrick: RRARRG!
(An alien like parasite emerges from Rrarrg's chest)
Alien Parasite: The creature you call "Rrarrg" is not with you right now. And don't think you can get rid of me. Because you cannot-
(Patrick cuts the parasite off with some scissors)
Alien Parasite: Son of a bitch.
(The alien parasite drops dead on the floor and Rrarrg wakes up)
Rrarrg: What happened?
(He looks down and sees the dead parasite laying there)
Rrarrg: Why is that there?
Patrick: That doesn't matter. Are you okay?
Rrarrg: Uh, probably yeah.
Patrick: Whew, that's a relief. I wonder what that was all about.
Rrarrg: I don't know, I just started getting itchy around the area of my collar and soon after this happened!
(Babba enters the room)
Babba: Hey guys. 
Patrick: Hey babba, did you feel anything weird lately?
Babba: Well my throat's been really dry lately.
Patrick: Hmm…
(Phone rings; Patrick picks it up)
Patrick: Hello?
Grugg: Hey Patrick. 
Patrick: Oh hi Grugg. How's mayoring going?
Grugg: Good. I shat myself then I passed out for a few hours.
Patrick: Cool. Cool.
Grugg: Well see you later.
Patrick: Bye.
(They both hang up)
Patrick: Now I wonder what's up with grr.
(Grr bursts into the room)
Grr: I JUST RAN AWAY FROM THE POLICE AFTER GIVING THE SUDS TO THE WHOLE TOWN!
Patrick: Oh hi grr.
Rrarrg: I think all these things have been happening because of our translators.
Patrick: Nah. I doubt it's because of that.
Rrarrg: You literally just saw an alien creature pop out of my chest like minutes ago.
Patrick: Never happened.
Rrarrg: Whatever, let's try to take them off.
(Rrarrg struggles taking his collar off)
Rrarrg: Any help?
Babba: Hold on, let me try.
(Babba tries to get the collar off but slips and flies into the wall behind him)
Rrarrg: Well then maybe we can get that old lady to take them off.
Patrick: Shouldn't we get Grugg first?
Rrarrg: Yeah probably. We can just steal him for a bit. Shouldn't be too hard.
(Cut to Grugg sitting in his office)
(The other barnacle monsters and Patrick slowly rise from behind his chair holding a big sack; They proceed to kidnap Grugg in the sack)
Patrick: Alright we got him. Now let's go before anyone finds us.
(Bubble transition to them walking in the same alley as before)
Rrarrg: Alright the store should be around here somewhere.
(They find the store and head inside)
Fortune Teller: Ah I see you're back. 
Grr: Yes and we would like to take these collars off.
(Fortune teller laughs)
Patrick: What's so funny?
Fortune Teller: You fools, these collars are permanent! You can't take them off once you put them on!
Grr: What do you mean?
Fortune Teller: Only I know how to take them off, and I'm certainly not gonna take them off you! 
Patrick: We'll see about that! I challenge you to a fight!
Fortune Teller: You wish to fight against me?
Patrick: Well duh. What do you think I am, an idiot?
Fortune Teller: Yes. But I shall beat the brains out of you that you have left!
(She starts dancing and chanting)
Babba: What is she doing?
(She is seen wiggling her arms and walking backwards to her crystal ball; She does some spiritual shit and the ground starts shaking)
Patrick: Woah! What's going on?!
(The ground stops shaking and a bunch of puffy fluffys in monster form come out of her crystal ball)
Patrick; AHH!
(Patrick runs away)
Patrick: You guys can handle this! Bye!
(One of the puffy fluffy things shuts the door before he exits and Patrick walks back slowly)
Fortune Teller: Scared, are you?
Babba: No! We are not!
(The barnacle monsters and the puffy fluffys growl and stare at each other angrily)
(The fortune teller signals the puffy fluffys to attack; The barnacle monsters charge as well)
(An intense battle between them breaks out)
(Rrarrg punches a puffy fluffy in the face)
(A couple puffy fluffys are seen beating Babba up)
(Grr grabs a pipe and smacks some puffy fluffys with it; Another puffy fluffy then knocks him out with a baseball bat)
(Some of the puffy fluffys turn into a cannon and cannonball; They load the cannon and shoot at the barnacle monsters)
(They all walk away right before the cannonball shoots through the door)
(Shot of the cannonball lodged deeply into the wall on the other side)
(Rrarrg picks up Grugg and uses him as a club to beat up the puffy fluffys)
(Babba beats up a couple puffy fluffys)
(Grr picks up Patrick and uses him as a boomerang to knock down some of the puffy fluffys)
(Grugg turns into a bowling ball and finishes everything off)
(STRIKE!)
(A cloud of dust dissipates as we see the shop is pretty much completely destroyed, and the fortune teller with the puffy fluffys are lying on the ground in defeat)
Patrick: How do you like them apples?
Fortune Teller: Alright, fine. You win. I'll take the collars off.
(She hardly stands up and goes behind the counter; She gets a key from there)
(The barnacle monsters bend down and the Fortune Telller takes their collars off)
Babba: Bababab! (Yippie!)
Fortune Teller: There. Now it's done.
(Patrick shakes her hand)
Patrick: Pleasure doing business with you!
(He lets go of her hand and it crumbles)
(Bubble transition to them in the same ice cream shop as earlier eating ice cream)
Patrick: Well, people may not understand you. But it's better than having an alien pop out of your chest, am I right?
Rrarrg: Rrararararrg? (you just remembered?)
Patrick: Remember what?
(Rrarrg sighs)
Grugg: Grugrgrggrrgug. (You know I kinda liked being mayor in Nigelville.)
(The camera pans over to Grr absolutely devouring his creamed ice)
Grr: Grgrgr? grgrgrgrgrgrgrg? (What? Am I supposed to say something?)
(A guy enters the ice cream shop and notices Babba)
Guy: Hey! You're that guy who called my mom a whore!
Babba: Babba. (uh oh.)
(The guy takes out a stop sign out of his pocket and starts chasing Babba with it)
(They run out of the store and the guy chases Babba around the parking lot)
(It zooms out a bit and the episode ends)
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