Goon Guild

The Goon Guild is a massive group of unskilled thugs, known as Goons, who are hired for jobs that desperately need bodies and do not particularly care about any skills beyond having a pulse. In turn, the Goon Guild supplies these employers with these bodies provided they return with that pulse or sumptuous compensation for if they do not. While Goons are almost never competent, they are not considered expendable and the Guild goes through great lengths to ensure that at the very least each member is equipped with a Life Lock Talisman and a Heart Alarm.
== Leadership ==
== Jobs ==
Even though it is technically registered as an Adventurer's Guild, the Goon Guild will accept low-risk, low-skill jobs of just about any kind, including many ordinary, manual labor positions, which actually account for a vast majority of the jobs they take. Outside of labor, they are most known for taking jobs as doormen and bouncers for shady organizations engaged in dubious enterprises. Goons themselves will never participate in any illegal activities, at least not on the records, and they operate under official orders to not interfere with Leos, but they are usually more than willing to turn a blind eye to any criminal offenses that may or may not be committed by their employers.
== Reputation ==
The Goon Guild is considered good at doing what it does, but, nevertheless, nobody is impressed. Furthermore, they have a rather complicated relationship with civil authorities due to their status as a law-abiding organization that works with many less-than-reputable and even outright criminal factions. Even so, the Guild does do far more than just provide lip service to the law and does actively discourage its members from themselves doing anything illegal and readily supplies information about any jobs they have taken to authorities upon request. The Guild will provide legal representation for members who have "gone beyond the call of duty" and committed crimes on the job except in cases where members get into physical conflicts with Leos or harm innocents.
Goons will never use lethal force unless lethal force is being used against them.
== Member Benefits ==
Despite their reputation for providing decent muscle at bargain prices, the Goon Guild spares no expense when it comes to ensuring that their members have access to quality services and a decent standard of living, provided the members pay their dues.
== Quotes ==
XXX (Hero) - Do you not feel that overwhelming aura of darkness emanating from the doorway?
XXX (Goon) - Look, I'm going to level with you here, I don't know what's happening inside this warehouse. It's not my job to know what's happening inside this warehouse. It is my job to not let anybody in unless they are carrying a human skull, so either you come back here when you've got one or you get lost.