Susan Kart Klash (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Susan and Heads are walking.
Susan: Heads, have you ever seen Team Dragoon since that day? They said they would come to visit.
Heads: Yeah, i've seen them around. They've been planning something, but it was never interesting, so i paid it no heed. 
Team Dragoon then arrive in a rather large vehicle, that had three seats, one raised on a metal pillar and with a dual barreled turret and two smaller turrets along the pillar.
Srish: Like the new ride? We got Tails to make it!
Susan: I don't know, feels a bit... much.
The back of the pillar then opens up, and Alan steps out of it.
Alan: Considering the stuff you guys get up to, I really don't think you should be talking. Oh, and Heads, I heard you made a Variable Wispon. Pretty neat, all things considered. But don't think that will stop us.
Heads: You mean my Multi Wispon? Yeah, after seeing those claws of yours, I made the Multi Wispon. It has all the Wisp powers built in!
Dria: Anyways, we heard from Sonic that we missed their anniversary. How was it like?
Susan: Grand.
Alan: Anyways, let's get to why we're here. Tails told us about the time you stole the Master Emerald using a car armed with Mark Kart items. Do you still have it?
Heads: Yeah, of course! I have it in a secret garage.
Alan: Then we challenge you to a race! Our armed Dragoonian Battileer vs your Susan Kart and it's items.
Susan and Heads: We accept!
Heads: But where will it be held?
Alan: Oh you'll see...
Cut to later, where we see the two teams on top of a mountain with a racetrack.
Heads: How did you even get this together?!
Dria: Turns out Sonic and crew actually have great connections, who knew that being a hero could get you recognition...
Srish: Anyways, this is Duelist Mountain, and today is a Kart Klash!
Walt Carter: This just in, The mysterious Badnik Busters, Team Dragoon are challenging the children of Samantha and Tails to a event called a Kart Klash. Grab your tickets to see it before they sell out, and stay tuned for more news on this shocking story.
Fans then flood in, some holding signs with a logo made for Team Dragoon, or Heads's logo.
Alan: Are you ready to get this show on the-cough-road?
Susan and Heads: I was BORN ready!
(The two teams then get into their respective vehicles.)
Cream and Tails: When we drop our flags, you go.
"3"
"2"
Susan starts revving the engine for a Rocket Start.
"1" 
(Cream and Tails then drop their flags, causing both the Susan Kart and Dragoonian Battileer to boost ahead.)
Susan: Cheater! You didn't rev up!
Alan: You're the one going by Mark Kart rules! We just needed to use our start boosters.
Susan: Yeah, well here's what i think of that!
Susan then throws a Red Boxer Shell, which smashes into the side of the Dragoonian Battileer, causing it to shake, but ultimately keep it's speed.
Susan: What? You're supposed to spin out!
Dria: Alan already told you that's your ruleset, not ours. As for that cheap shot...
Dria then uses her turret to shoot the Susan Kart, driving it into the outfield and cutting it's speed.
Srish: Aww, i wanted to see them spin out...
Heads: You know exactly how to answer that.
Susan then uses a Fungus, boosting back onto the road and ahead of Team Dragoon. A shot then explodes under the Susan Kart, knocking them out of top speed.
Silence: Good shot Alan!
Heads: Alright, I'm sick of this.
Heads then activates a Green Boxer Shell Shield.
Srish: To the left!
Silence drives the Dragoonian Battileer away from the Susan Kart, as Susan attempts to slam into them.
Dria: Look! At the turn!
Both teams look on to see an Anti-Grav Pad to the left of the turn, leading to a special pathway.
Heads: We should take the turn, not like their lesser tank of a car can go Anti-Grav anyways.
Susan then shifts the Susan Kart into Drift, as Team Dragoon does the same and climbs the Anti-Grav path. Dria and Alan then rain fire down on the Susan Kart with their turrets.
Heads: What?! How can that tank go Anti-Grav?!
Srish: Our car was designed as an equal to yours, don't ever assume we don't have a feature unless it's an Item.
Susan then releases a Blue Drift for the sake of avoiding Team Dragoon's fire, as the Susan Kart passes under the Anti-Grav path and said path shifts to a straightaway. Team Dragoon then take a Blue Ramp which activates their Jet Plates, with the Susan Kart reaching it's own Blue Ramp and pulling out a glider, the two teams gliding over a crevasse. Susan then drops the Green Boxer Shell Shield and pulls out a Lightning, which shrinks the Dragoonian Battileer, but doesn't do much more, with the shrinking wearing off as they land back on the curving path, passing the first lap marker.
Susan: Stupid update, removing the ability to knock gliders out with Lightning. 
Both vehicles then shift into Drift, as Heads hands over a Blast Horn to Susan.
Dria: I've played Mark Kart, that horn is not something we want to get caught in the middle of.
Dria then fires on the Susan Kart, with Alan following suit, pushing them dangerously against the edge, cutting their Drift and allowing the Dragoonian Battileer to get ahead with a Orange Boost, until Susan used the Blast Horn to shove them against the mountain wall on the other side, cutting their speed.
Susan: Don't do that again! We could've fell!
Srish: You're telling me you don't have a contingency plan for falls?
Heads: Well actually we do-
Susan: Don't tell them that!
Susan then pulls a Triple Fungus, and blasts on ahead while Drifting, while Team Dragoon had just gotten back into a drift state. They then reach a winding path, throwing off Team Dragoon's aim, as Silence manages to shift around to keep their drift charge going.
Alan: Blast it, i can't get a good lock!
Dria: I can!
Dria then manages to hit the Susan Kart, slowing it down as the track reached a small straightaway. Team Dragoon then releases their Purple Boost, almost catching up to the Susan Kart.
Susan: I've had enough of those guns!
Susan then pulls out a Star, becoming invincible and going faster, getting to a turn and simply using an offroad ramp to skip it and land on a straightaway, while doing a trick where Susan and Heads pop out and wave, as the star runs out.
Dria: Dang it!
Silence: You think we can't maintain our speed offroad in this car? Think again.
The Dragoonian Battileer then goes offroad at no loss to their speed, even preforming a trick for the audience where Dria spins her turret as Srish gives a thumbs up, then Dria shoots the Susan Kart as Alan's side turrets shoot near it, causing them to slow down and skid a bit which allows Team Dragoon to nearly catch up.
Susan: Ok, that's cheating.
Srish: As much as your star is.
The two teams then hop a gap with a ramp, doing tricks again, as they pass the second lap marker and head straight down the mountain. Susan then pulls out a Golden Mushroom and jets ahead, as Team Dragoon shoots the Susan Kart, even hitting them multiple times. As the Golden Mushroom ran out, Susan immediately started Drifting around a spiraling turn on the way.
Silence: We might be outta luck here...
Srish: Not yet, remember where we got the engine from?
Team Dragoon: Dodonpa Motors!
Srish: That means we can use Team Ultimate!
Team Dragoon then blast through the wall on the turn, making their own shortcut, landing a bit behind Susan, who got a Purple Boost off on the turn.
Dria: Team Ultimate is the best contingency plan!
The Dragoonian Battileer then shunts the Susan Kart aside, spinning them out.
Susan: That has to break the rules! 
Srish: There are no rules!
Susan then pulls out a Flare Flower as Team Dragoon's Team Ultimate runs out, deploying the entire ten fireballs at once to slow the Dragoonian Battileer and catch up. The fireballs all hit at different angles, causing Team Dragoon to be stopped in the air, slowing their speed to nothing. Susan then accelerates past, and Team Dragoon start moving again, accelerating at lightning speeds, but ending up behind the Susan Kart.
Heads: Susan, deploy the Peels!
Susan then drops a single peel and the triple peels, but Silence cleverly maneuvers around the slippery setup. The route then suddenly becomes bumpy, allowing both teams to get some tricks in and wow the fans, before the road suddenly forms a zigzag. Both teams intiate a Drift, with Team Dragoon releasing theirs as it forms a Blue Boost, but Susan holds for a better boost, allowing Alan and Dria their opportunity. The pair then shoot the Susan Kart, hitting it's front directly, shaking Susan out of Drift and shocking Heads.
Srish: Yeah, that's the way! Keep firing!
Alan and Dria keep firing, quickly pushing the Susan Kart back, even as the Dragoonian Battileer goes through the zigzag, They then take the final sharp 90 degree turn, leaving them unable to hit the Susan Kart.
Heads: We're gonna need a top tier strategy to catch up now!
Susan: How's this for strategy?
Susan then throws the Blue Boxer Shell and activates the Rocket, boosting the Susan Kart forwards. As they do so, Team Dragoon is trying desperately to shoot down the Blue Boxer Shell. Then, Dria manages to just in time. The Rocket then zooms up behind them, but runs out comically short of the Dragoonian Battileer.
Dria: What a shame, that Rocket doesn't last as long as when you're half a lap behind. 
Susan: How did you break that shell?!
Dria then fires on the Susan Kart, pushing it into Alan's radius, who fires on it too. The Dragoonian Battileer then passes the finish line first, triggering thunderous applause.
Walt Carter: What a stunning race folks! The dimensional heroes Team Dragoon just beat longtime Mark Kart Champion Susan at her own game! This will surely be one for the history books! Team Dragoon, any comments?
Srish: Ok... wow... Well, i'd just like to thank everyone who showed up, this took a long time to set up, and I hope it was worth it. I've never competed in anything before, so to win first try alongside my friends is an amazing experience.
Alan: Yeah, i've got something to say. To all Eggman supporters watching this, Eggman WILL go down, and if you choose to become our problem, so will you. And to all people who support Chaflick Foods, please think about the Chao. Is it really ok to eat the meat of these beacons of purity?
Dria: After that... inflammatory speech, i'd just like to say that we hope to visit more often.
Silence: When you choose a side in life, always strive to be good. Because who knows? You might be able to set up something like this yourself one day.
Team Dragoon then runs in for their prize, a giant cup full of precious stones. Sonic and friends then grab the team, and throw them up in the air thrice to celebrate. 
Alan: Good racing team! 
Srish: Yeah! We defeated Susan, the apparent Mark Kart Champion!
Dria: And Heads! Don't forget that! Let's hope they learn not to mess with us ever again.
Silence: Actually, i've been thinking. Why are we fighting them? We could gain so much more by working together.
Alan: Explain.
As Team Dragoon gather around to discuss their new game plan, Heads and Susan process their loss as their friends come in to console them.
Susan: I can't believe it. Team Dragoon beat me, in a competition! I'm supposed to be the best at competitions! I've won every one of them up until now!
Heads: Well, i guess you can't win them all. Just keep your chin up, there will be plenty more in the future.
Susan's friends: Yeah!
The End.
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