Tuck Ficketmeiser

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Tuck Ficketmeiser is Executive Director of International Affairs within the Evil Lay's company.
Tuck was born to a German father and an Austrian mother. His birthplace, Weeg, was a small hamlet in Upper Austria. Despite this, his family lived in luxury compared to the area's other inhabitants. The Ficketmeiser family ran a business transporting livestock and transported illegal goods into and from neighboring countries. At the age of 19, his father was killed in a dispute with a buyer and he took over the business in his place.
In the 1950s, after a few more years of successful work, Tuck was contacted by Evil Lay's to transport a large quantity of stolen spices out of Austria for use by the company. Don Plingle, Evil Lay's Executive Director of International Affairs, repeatedly mispronounced Tuck's name. After becoming more and more frustrated by this, Tuck eventually shot Don sixteen times while he was on the phone with his 7 year-old daughter. 
In response to this, Tuck was taken by Evil Lay's security and, after consideration by Mildred Lay who personally oversaw the operation, was offered the position Plingle formally occupied. Tuck accepted, and after wrapping up the operation he handed the reigns of his business to his Swedish friend Fred. Fred enjoyed pickled fish and having his cock stepped on.
Since joining Evil Lay's in 1957, Tuck has resided in and worked at Evil Lay's headquarters in Kaema Plateau, North Korea. In 2000, he participated in preperations for Operation Rondupe.