Help Me!

== Chapter 1: A Bug Becomes A Problem ==
I was on Minecraft, I saw a bug, the grass was floating on the air. Not normal grass, a snowed, red grass. I thought it was a normal bug. But when I saw Bug History I discovered something. There was a villager that was bugged. I left Bug History. I played Minecraft normally. I didn’t know it would become worse.
== Chapter 2: Disembodied Villager ==
I entered a village, then I saw a villager. It was a normal villager, just disembodied, under the bed was his head; and there was no body. I slept, at the next day someone entered finally. <HelpMeImDying> joined the server. But I never saw him. He disconnected. Ok, he wants a professional server, I will make a professional server.
== Chapter 3: Building A Professional Server ==
I was building a quartz house, 50 mobs on a redstone trap. Towers, battle mode, commands and more. When i finished it HelpMeImDying joined to the server. The villager appeared, with red eyes. <HelpMeImDying> died by eye bleeding. I was scared ¿Did HelpMeImDying was a villager? I don’t know.
== Chapter 4: Just Meet Armor ==
I will call HelpMeImDying “Help” now. Help connected. Then 300 players named Armor entered the server. Help said “Help!” I said “Can I help you?” “Im Dying!” “Seriously” “Yes, I need help” “So you weren’t dead by eye bleeding” “I'm Dying! Just Help!” “No, because you are a liar” HELP DIED BY A LIAR.
== Chapter 5: I Defeat You? ==
Now I will call Help “Liar”. Liar revived, he survived. I reported this user. “This user doesn’t lie, he HELPS!” I call Mojang “Maybe it is all a joke” “But armor?” “Its a recent hack maybe”
== Chapter 6: I Defeat You: Part 1 (Planning Battle) ==
I chatted he: /w Liar How are you “Maybe you might be might you dog scared helper a” it means “Maybe you might might be scared a dog helper” or “Maybe you might be scared of a dog helper” /w Liar Are you talking dog? “Dog not talking I'm dog dog”, I'm not talking Dog dog dog or I'm not talking dog
/w Liar Choose a nickname for a battle (hypothetical)
I to don't nickname choose want a armorcorrupted, I don't want to choose a nickname armorcorrupted or I don't want to choose a nickname.
== Chapter 7: I Defeat You: Part 2 (Entity 3829 Returns) ==
I declare the war to the Liar, let's start. I won!
== Chapter 8: Outro ==
Thanks for reading this and bye
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