Alice Eclipsed

Musical guest: Alex Band - Why Don't You & I
guests stars - Lisa Foiles, Bryan Hearne and Shane Lyons 
Act 1 - Bryan, Lisa, and Shane introduce the episode 
== Script ==
(Up-tempo swing music playing) 
Henry and June are special. but they don't understand
Mom and Dad and Shannon always giving them commands 
Shannon: Bed kittes! 
Doom and gloom up in their room Is broken instantly 
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish 
'Cause in reality... ... 
They are they're Oddparents H&J's Oddparents 
Corey: Wands and wings 
Erica: Floaty crowny things 
Oddparents H&J's Oddparents 
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod 
Henry and June: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
Oddparents H&J's Oddparents It flips your lid when you're the kid with H&J's Oddparents 
Shannon: Yeah! Right (her head explodes)
Lisa Foiles: hi, Lisa Foiles here, welcoming you to a very special kablam Halloween for 2010
Bryan Hearne: we got so many cartoons coming up
Shane Lyons: and of course the sounds of you know who
Henry: You see,, you and the other members are apart of all that, not only that you met at school, the sketches were awesome and you made the audience laugh
Lisa Foiles: and get this, Wembly and Fiona started interviewing the Queen of England, until Buzz and Kaffy take over the show
Jimmy McGee: Okay everybody! It's the moment you've all been waiting for!
Crowd: Ooohhh! Aaaahhh.
Lisa Foiles: Look at him playing his nose like a flute!
Bryan Hearne: [Rises with a glass in hand.] Congratulations, a toast to the host who can boast the most!
Jimmy McGee: Thanks. I have to agree that everything certainly ...[the blue haired host rolls behind with a lawn tractor, pushing the nicktoon pixel ahead of her.] huh?
[Crowd gasps.]
Erica: Shannon, Nooooo!
Shannon: [Standing beside her.] What?!
Erica: Sorry, force of habit. June, nooooo!
Jimmy McGee: You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize this second!
June: I'm never ever apologizing because I was standing up for a just cause and you were wrong wrong wrong! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room!
Jimmy McGee: That's it! Go to your room!
(The kids of the comic world are gathered around the breakfast table.)
Jimmy McGee: Since I'm not talking to June, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Shannon: tell them I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. 
Didi: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup? 
Jimmy McGee: tell them I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. 
Corey: Tell him yourself 
Jimmy McGee: thank your mother for pointing that out. 
Erica: you're not talking to me, and secondly, I heard what you said. 
Jimmy McGee: tell your friends to get off my case! 
Sean: Uh, June's the one you're not talking to. 
Jimmy McGee: Go to your room. 
June: Why don't you just eat him! 
Jimmy McGee: I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbeque wrecking, no-nothing know-it-all! 
June: That's IT! I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore. I'm out of here! [Leaves and slams the door.] 
Jimmy McGee: That's it! Go to your room! 
Lisa Foiles: and we are cast members of season 7, all the way to season 10, it has guest stars and musical guests waking people up 
Erica: not only that I was the host of the season 5 cartoon cramaganza, it also brought in weekly special guest stars who helped me during the show and participated in some of the shorts
June: You do know that you can't rap, right?
Henry: I was the one who contacted Busta Rhymes, remember?
Erica: You rapped for Busta?
Corey: Until his 'rap' was so bad, Busta left without giving him anything!
Erica: wow, in the words of Chelsea Brummet, "Good thing you have so much girly hair."
Freaks: Gooble goo! Gooble goo! 
Man 1: Tar and feather her! 
Man 2: Tear off her drumsticks! 
Man 3: Make her... one of us! 
Freaks (chanting): One of us! One of us! 
Loopy: This is exactly why circus attendance is plummeting! 
Larry: And that, my friends, is how my sister every wish from a fish. 
Singers: OddParents, Fairly OddParents!
Wanda: Wands and wings!
Cosmo: Floaty crowny things! *gets eared on Dinosaur mouth*
Singers: OddParents, Fairly OddParents!
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod!
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice!
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
Singers: OddParents, Fairy OddParents!
It flips your lid
When you are the kid
With Fairly OddParents!
Vicky: Yeah right!
Henry: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, it's musical guest time.
[SCOUTS CHEERING]
Henry: Will you guys get off the stage? Get off the stage. Clear the aisles. Here he is, tonight’s musical guest, 
Both: Alex Band!
[CHEERS]
Alex Band: Hey, this ain't my normal band. Well, what's normal about a band, anyway? (Sings) Since the moment I spotted you
Like walking around
With little wings on my shoes
My stomach's filled with the butterflies
Ooh, and it's all right
Bouncing 'round from cloud to cloud
I'd got the feeling like I'm never gonna come down
If I'd said I didn't like it then you'd know I lied
Every time I try to talk to you
I get tongue-tied
It turns out that everything I say to you
Comes out wrong and never comes out right
So I'll say, "Why don't you and I
Get together and take
On the world and be together forever?
Heads we will, tails we'll try again"
So I'll say, "Why don't you and I
Hold each other and fly
To the moon and straight on to heaven?
'Cause without you, they're never gonna let me in"
When's this fever gonna break?
I think I've handled more than any man can take
I'm like a love-sick puppy
Chasing you around
Ooh, and it's all right
Bouncing 'round from cloud to cloud
I got the feeling like I'm never gonna come down
If I'd said I didn't like it then you'd know I lied
And every time I try to talk to you
I get tongue-tied
It turns out that everything I say to you
Comes out wrong and never comes out right
So I'll say, "Why don't you and I
Get together and take
On the world and be together forever?
Heads we will, tails we'll try again"
So I'll say, "Why don't you and I
Get together and fly
To the moon and straight on to heaven?
'Cause without you, they're never gonna let me in"
Slowly I begin to realize
This is never gonna end
Right about the same time you walk by
And I say, "Oh here we go again" Oh
Every time I try to talk to you
I get tongue-tied
It turns out that everything I say to you
Comes out wrong and never comes out right
So I'll say, "Why don't you and I
Get together and take
On the world and be together forever?
Heads we will, tails we'll try again"
So I'll say, "Why don't you and I
Get together and fly
To the moon and straight on to heaven?
'Cause without you, they're never gonna let me in"
Henry: well, KaBlammers. that's all the time we have for today. we'll see you next time. Bye!
June: Bye
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