マーシャル・マキシマイザー (Marshall Maximizer)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
唖々、臨界実験に付き合う朝 	aa, rinkai jikken ni tsukiau asa 	Kaw kaw, in the morning I helped you with the critical experiment
14を嗤う 	juuyon pondo o warau beddo 	This despicable slave ridicules the 14 pounds
「如何しようもないけど」 	"dou shiyou mo nai kedo" 	"Guess it can't be helped"
気が狂うヒトの振りをしているキミを観ている 	ki ga kuruu hito no furi o shite iru kimi o mite iru	I'm watching you, who’s pretending to be a crazy person
 	 	
唖々、面倒だったから切り捨てた 	aa, mendou datta kara kirisuteta 	Kaw kaw, it was so troublesome, so I slayed it
4Uを攫う 	yonyuu saizu o sarau rakku 	I take off this brand that labels me a size 4U
「申し訳ないけど」 	"moushiwakenai kedo" 	"I'm terribly sorry, but..."
擦れ違うモノに無為に期待を背負わせている 	surechigau mono ni mui ni kitai o seowasete iru 	I idly burden the things I walk by with my expectations
 	 	
「夜更かしはイドの暴走」 	"yofukashi wa ido ni bousou" 	"Staying up late is the rampage of "
「目に焼き付いた青の感光」 	"me ni yakitsuita ao no kankou" 	"The sensitization of blue was etched into my eyes"
「モラトリアム的人生」 	"moratoriamu teki jinsei" 	"A moratorium-like life"
「最大公約数緩衝材」 	"saidai kouyakusuu kanshouzai" 	"The greatest common divisor is package cushioning"
 	 	
食べてすぐ寝て丑になる 	tabete sugu nete ushi ni naru 	If you sleep right after eating you'll turn into an ox
起きてまた寝て人でなし？ 	okite mata nete hito de nashi? 	Are you a savage if you wake up and go back to sleep?
 	 	
「！」 	"Fail!" 	"Failure!"
マキシマイザー マキシマイザー！ 	makishimaizaa makishimaizaa! 	Maximizer Maximizer!
急転 相まって壊したってDEAD強行！ 	kyuuten aimatte kowashitatte DEAD kyoukou! 	Even though I broke it at the same time as the plot twist, I'm still about to be DEAD!
「なんてことだ！死んでしまう！」 	"nante koto da! shinde shimau!" 	"Oh my God! I'm gonna die!"
だがツマミは回る雁字搦MATE！ 	daga tsumami wa mawaru ganjigara MATE! 	However, the handle turns and binds us, MATE!I’m going to assume 雁字搦MATE (ganjigara MATE) is wordplay on 雁字搦め (ganjigarame). Ganjigarame typically means to be bound by hands and feet / immobile
 	 	
サンクコスター サンクコステス！ 	sanku kosutaa sanku kosutesu! 	, Sunk costess!
同位体 いには取り戻したい！って 	douitai shimai ni wa torimodoshitai! tte 	I want to take back the in the end!
「無間地獄へ堕ちる！堕ちる！」 	"mugen jigoku e ochiru! ochiru!" 	"You’re falling into the final circle of hell! You’re falling!"
But a 眩みUnbalance 乖離Faraway！ 	But a kurami Unbalance kairi Faraway! 	But a dazzling Unbalance deviates Faraway!
 	 	
唖々、生還 実験に繰り出すアラーム 	aa, seikan jikken ni kuridasu araamu 	Kaw kaw, coming back to life, the alarm dispatches an experiment
旧四ロンドをう劣等 	kyuu yon rondo o warau rettou 	Inferiority smiles at the rondo of the old four
「如何しようもないから」 	"dou shiyou mo nai kara" 	I say "it's hopeless, so"
気が狂うヒトの真似をしているキミへ 	ki ga kuruu hito no mane o shite iru kimi e 	to you, who mimics a crazy person
 	 	
「簡単な言葉、信じていたいなら」 	"kantan na kotoba, shinjite itai nara" 	"If you want to place your trust in simple words"
——足りないよ。 	——tarinai yo. 	——Not good enough.
「申し訳ないなら」 	"moushiwakenai nara" 	"If you're sorry"
——既に合う音に不意に解は求まんないよ。 	——sude ni au oto ni fui ni kai wa motomannai yo. 	——You can't suddenly demand for a solution from the matching sounds.
 	 	
「後悔はエゴの暴走」 	"koukai wa ego no bousou" 	"Regret is the rampage of ego"
「手に焼き付いた青の残像」 	"te ni yakitsuita ao no zanzou" 	"The afterimage of blue is scorched on my hands"
「モラトリアム的人間」 	"moratoriamu teki ningen" 	"A moratorium-like human"
「最小公倍数断頭台」 	"saishou koubaisuu dantoudai" 	"The least common denominator is the guillotine"
 	 	
食べてすぐ寝て丑になる 	tabete sugu nete ushi ni naru 	If you sleep right after eating you'll turn into an ox
起きてまた寝て人でなし？ 	okite mata nete hitodenashi? 	Are you a savage if you wake up and go back to sleep?
 	 	
「参っちまうな、マキシマイザー」 	"maicchimau na, makishimaizaa" 	"You really got me, Maximizer"
救世 愛待って焦がしたってFADE凶行 	kyuusei ai matte kogashitatte FADE kyoukou 	Even if we wait for and burn love and salvation, it'll FADE into murder
「なんてことだ、生きてしまう」 	"nante koto da, ikite shimau" 	"Oh my God, I'm gonna live"
だが恨み逆巻く惨事またGATE 	daga urami sakamaku sanji mata GATE 	However, resentment surges, and we enter a GATE to disaster again
 	 	
「！」 	"Fail!" 	"Failure!"
マキシマイザー マキシマイザー！ 	makishimaizaa makishimaizaa! 	Maximizer Maximizer!
急転 相まって壊したってDEAD強行！ 	kyuuten aimatte kowashitatte DEAD kyoukou! 	Even though I broke it at the same time as the plot twist, I'm still about to be DEAD!
「なんてことだ！死んでしまう！」 	"nante koto da! shinde shimau!" 	"Oh my God! I'm gonna die!"
だがツマミは回る雁字搦MATE！ 	daga tsumami wa mawaru ganjigara MATE! 	However, the handle turns and binds us, MATE!
 	 	
サンクコスター サンクコステス！ 	sankukosutaa sankukosutesu! 	Sunk coster, Sunk costess!
同位体 終いには取り戻したい！って 	douitai shimai niwa torimodoshitai! tte 	I want to take back the isotope in the end!
「無間地獄へ堕ちる！堕ちる！」 	"mugen jigoku e ochiru! ochiru!" 	"You’re falling into the final circle of hell! You’re falling!"
But a 眩みUnbalance 乖離Faraway！ 	But a kurami Unbalance kairi Faraway! 	But a dazzling Unbalance deviates Faraway!
 	 	
マキシマイザー マキシマイザー！ 	makishimaizaa makishimaizaa! 	Maximizer Maximizer!
マキシマイザー マキシマイザー！ 	makishimaizaa makishimaizaa! 	Maximizer Maximizer!
==Translation Notes==
==Notable Derivatives ==
==Discography==
This song was featured in the following album:
*KAF+YOU KAFU COMPILATION ALBUM シンメトリー (KAF+YOU KAFU COMPILATION ALBUM SYMMETRY)
==External Links==
*Google Drive - Instrumental
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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