WaElmo

WaElmo was created when Elmo found out about the WaMachine. When Elmo found out about the WaMachine he instantly wanted to make himself a Wa clone. So he tried to find the WaMachine but he couldn't find it. He asked every single one of his friends if they knew where the WaMachine was. None of them knew so he found Weegee. He asked him where the WaMachine was and Weegee pointed right in front of him. The WaMachine was right in front of them. Elmo stepped into the WaMachine almost immediately, he selected the "WaClone" and started the machine. The machine started going crazy and than it spat out Elmo except instead of being regular he was Wa!!
== Elmo's Plan ==
Elmo's plan is that he can get every single other person in the Elmo Gang to turn Wa just like Elmo, so that maybe they'd engage in his anti-centrist talking points. Let's just hope that does not happen at all.
Seriously. That would be horrible. There would be a WaElmo Gang. Wait? Am I giving WaElmo ideas? This is horrible! Maybe soon there would be a WaElmo Gang
== WaElmo's Political Ideology ==
WaElmo's political ideology is a tangled mess of irony poisoning, and a desire to match the meaningfulness in the satire of Greg "Jreg" Guevara. After meeting Greg through his 500$ monthly art calls. WaElmo presents himself as anti-centrist, identically to that of Jreg, but internally shifts perspectives and adopts new opinions online thousands of times in a given day. His spoken opinion is so potent with irony genuine, unfulfilledness, neuroticism, and schizophrenia. Engaging in any discussion with WaElmo is heavily discouraged, as this may devolve into an extremely long-winded rant spanning 23 layers of irony and 3 fake ego deaths.
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