Polybius Gameplay

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Polybius Gameplay is the first episode of Spongebob Fanon Wiki Toons!
== Synthonis ==
Speedboi999 finds a Polybius cabinet at a abandoned arcade. to his discovery, he posts it on SBFW. Nemex replies that it's cursed and dangerous, Speedboi999 disagrees and somehow glitches Nemex out of his device. 
He shows up with a variety of stuff, but Speedboi999 declines all of them but the chocolate milk, which he drinks. Nemex decides to fly with his jet pack to Mc. Donalds. 
Nemex was at Mc. Donalds, but then, he encounters several government agents. they ask that he knows where the last Polybius cabinet is. until Speedboi999 appears out of nowhere and imitates Hsishshwi with a puppet, he gives Nemex a puppet Speedboi999 made off him. Nemex was imitating himself with the puppet. 
The agents tells Nemex to stop his " baby tricks " and then Nemex uses " one of the greatest techniques known to man, " while agents surrond Speedboi999, he claims he is a " Demon who just looks Human " and snaps his fingers, making them snap out of existence. He pulls Nemex against him with his mind, saying " I saved you. " 
More agents arrive with some after Nemex, He runs away. he finds a car and rides it on top, It shows a epic car chase scene featuring him using a jetpack from car to car as he evades the agents. he arrives at the abandoned arcade and finds the original Polybius cabinet. Nemex sits there eating chips while waiting for the guys to leave. 
Meanwhile, At Mc. Donalds, Speedboi999 gets surronded by guns. but he steals one of them and shoots all of them one by one, making him laugh manically. he teleports to Nemex and says he made Dogman " fight " the agents and " he'll hold them back for 5 minutes. " But then Ronald Mcdonald comes up, he was confused of how he ended up here, so he entered a random taxi and disappears. 
Speedboi999 says he's hungry, so he gets some brownies, he pulls out his leftover chocolate milk and drinks it. but the agents budge into the arcade, Speedboi999 runs for his life while holding on to Nemex. he tells Nemex to never waste a brownie. Nemex gets on a motorcycle and drives off while being chased by SWAT vans. He ends back in his house and says it's the end of that. 
meanwhile at the arcade, a cockroach presses a secret button on the cabinet. so it teleports to Nemex's house. he tries to ignore it but it was interrupted by agents telling him to put his hands up, and the episode ends 
== Transcript ==
[ Setting: The inside of a abandoned arcade ]
[ The door opens, with white outside the door and a black figure at the door ]
[ The black figure is seen to be Speedboi999 ]
Speedboi999: huh, abandoned arcade.
Speedboi999: This kind of makes my skin crawl.
[ Speedboi999 walks towards a cabinet and attempts to play it ]
Speedboi999: It works. Seriously, for real.
[ Speedboi999 continues playing the game ]
[ a winning sound comes out of the cabinet ]
Speedboi999: Cool, I won.
[ Speedboi999 continues walking around the abandoned arcade ]
Speedboi999: What is that?
Speedboi999: ( reading out the name of the cabinet ) Polybius?
[ Speedboi999 shrugs ]
Speedboi999: I have to post this on SBF.
Speedboi999 ( Virtually ): Hey, Everyone! I found a Polybius Cabinet! let's investigate this, it's at the United States, at Portland, Oregon!
[ Speedboi999 Gets a notification ]
CommanderNemex ( Virtually ): Bro, you sure about that?. It's cursed!. Legend said that the government is behind it!.
Speedboi999 ( Virtually ): IDK, I always wondered if it existed.
CommanderNemex (Virtually): Dude, you're about to step into some urban legend pepperoni!
Speedboi999 ( Virtually ): I... Don't... Care....
CommanderNemex (Virtually): Suit yourself. You'll regret it...
[ Speedboi999 somehow glitches CommanderNemex out of his device ]
Speedboi999: Play with me, It might've been harmless the entire time?
CommanderNemex: Sheesh, OK. But I better get prepared.
(CommnderNemex shows up with Ghostbusters kit, alongside a toy lightsaber and a nerf gun with needle bullets)
Speedboi999: Those are baby stuff.
[ Somehow makes all of his ghostbusters kit and stuff disappear ]
Speedboi999: Were fine. with my " secret powers, " nothing can stop us..!
CommanderNemex: Welp...
(CommanderNemex reappears with SWAT Team armor, a face shield, modded airsoft guns, and some chocolate milk)
CommanderNemex: A commander is always prepared!
[ makes the SWAT Team armor and stuff disappear but the chocolate milk ]
Speedboi999: Seriously Bro?
Speedboi999: But this choccy milk is good.
[ Chugs the chocolate milk ]
Speedboi999: ahh.
Speedboi999: Anyway, I can do anything, like, anything.
[ Speedboi999 Rolls CommanderNemex without touching him ]
Speedboi999: hm.
Speedboi999: Anyway, I've invited a friend to partner with us.
Speedboi999: Hsishshwi.
CommanderNemex: That guy?. Well, I'm just going to...well, get Pringles.
(Nemex pulls out a whole can of Pringles from his pocket)
CommanderNemex: Good old cartoon logic. This is an entire can of Pringles, chock full of them. Anyway, I recommend the PS4 version from 2017.
Speedboi999: Those are Doritos Nemex...
CommanderNemex: Both. Both is good.
Speedboi999: By breaking the fourth wall, I retrospected that just a second ago in the scripts of this episode, the script said " CommanderNemex: That guy?. Well, I'm just going to...well, get pringles ( Nemex pulls out a whole can of Doritos from his pocket) CommanderNemex: Good old cartoon logic. This is an entire can of Pringles, chock full of them. Anyway, I recommend the PS4 version from 2017. " logically saying, you said that your gonna get Pringles but the action in the script said you only got Doritos, then you say you got Pringles again. if so, the scripts are wrong.
CommanderNemex: ...
CommanderNemex: Anyway, I'm not sure if this is OG arcade Polybius is even safe. Welp, I'm off to McDonald's.
(CommanderNemex leaves using a jetpack)
Speedboi999: There Goes Nemex...
(Meanwhile, at McDonald's)
CommanderNemex: "eating a cheeseburger". That guy... Playing the original arcade version of Polybius is rather, very dangerous. 
(Several government agents appear)
CommanderNemex: Uh, meow?.
Agent 1: You probably know where the last Polybius arcade cabinet is.
CommanderNemex: Uhm, Oregon?
[ Speedboi999 Appears out of Nowhere ]
Speedboi999: uh
Speedboi999: Where is Hsishshwi?
[ cuts to Hsishshwi taking a nap ]
Speedboi999: ...
[ Speedboi999 pulls out a puppet of Hsishshwi ]
Speedboi999 ( Puppet Hsishshwi ): Oh Hi, I am Hsishshwi and I like making Peppa Pig episodes and random SBF episodes.
Speedboi999: Nemex!
Speedboi999: I made a puppet based on you.
[ Gives Nemex the puppet of him ]
CommanderNemex: Well...
CommanderNemex (Puppet Nemex): My name is CommanderNemex and I'm one of the few users left who use the fanon characters!.
Agent 1: We aren't born yesterday. Stop it with your baby tricks or this is going to get hardcore.
CommanderNemex: OK, OK, you asked for this. Time for one of the greatest techniques known to man!.
(CommanderNemex runs away)
CommanderNemex: NIGERUNDAYO!.
Agent 1: Get him. You guys, take Speedboi!.
(Several agents chase after Nemex while some other agents surrond Speedboi999)
Speedboi999: I'm a DEMON who just looks HUMAN who has POWERS!
[ Speedboi999 snaps his fingers, making the agents snap out of existence ]
Speedboi999: Ha!
[ Speedboi999 pulls Nemex to him with his mind ]
Speedboi999: I saved you.
(More agents arrive, with some after Nemex)
CommanderNemex: Welp...
(CommanderNemex runs away again)
(CommanderNemex is being chased by the agents)
CommanderNemex: A car?. Well, it's dangerous but it's better than nothing!.
(Nemex rides a car from the top)
Agent 2: He's attempting to get away!. Get the vans!.
(Epic car chase featuring Nemex jumping using a jetpack from car to car as he evades the government agents)
(Nemex arrives at where it starting, the abandoned arcade at Oregon)
CommanderNemex: The original Polybius cabinet... Heh, no. I ain't playing this. I'm just going to sit here eating chips while waiting for those guys to leave. "pulls out Nintendo Switch"
(Meanwhile, back at McDonald's)
Agent 1: Call in the special tactical unit. Now!. Now!. Now!.
(More agents arrive with assault rifles)
(Ronald McDonald walks in)
Ronald: Hey everybody!. This is everybody's greatest fast food clown Ronald McDonald and- WHAT THE?!.
(Speedboi999 surrounded by agents with high class guns)
[ Speedboi999 steals the gun and shoots it at the agents one by one ]
Speedboi999: * Laughing Manically *
== Deleted Scene ==
Speedboi999 Time Travels back in time before he found the cabinet ]
[ EPAC SANIC CD PAST SOUND AFFACTT ]
[ TEH SANIC CD TAME TAVEL SENE BAT WITH SPEEDBOI999 IN IT ]
[ Speedboi999 is at the enterance of the arcade ]
It was a unfinished scene that was deleted because it will " ruin the action " in the episode.
== Back to the scripts ==
Speedboi999: Okay...
[ Speedboi999 teleports to Nemex ]
Speedboi999: Hola CommanderNemex ¡encantado de conocerte!
Speedboi999: That's Spanish for " Hello CommanderNemex, Nice to meet you! "
Speedboi999: Also, I made Dogman fight those agents
[ Cuts to Dogman licking the agents ]
Speedboi999: He'll hold them back for a extra 5 Minutes.
Ronald: Hey, what am I doing here?.
CommanderNemex: Ronald McDonald?!.
Ronald: I'm confused. How did I end up here?.
CommanderNemex: ...
Ronald: It's OK, I'm just going to leave now.
(Ronald enters a random taxi which drives off)
CommanderNemex: Well, there's the cabinet right there. I'm still skeptical.
Speedboi999: OK
Speedboi999: I'm Hun--
[ Stomach Growls ]
Speedboi999: My Stomach is really listening to me right now.
Speedboi999: Anyway, I got Brownies!
[ Speedboi999 gets a brownie ]
[ Speedboi999 eats the brownie ]
Speedboi999: Want one?
[ Pulls out a glass of chocolate milk ]
Speedboi999: I saved it from earlier
[ Drinks the chocolate milk ]
[ The agents budge into the arcade ]
Speedboi999: Oh no.
[ Speedboi999 runs for his live while grabbing on to Nemex ]
Speedboi999: I have modded Polybius into my switch so we don't need that rubbish.
[ Cuts to the Polybius Cabinet ]
Speedboi999: You know what I'm talking about?
[ Shoves the brownie in Nemex's Mouth ]
Speedboi999: EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!!!!
Speedboi999: NEVER WASTE A BROWNIE.
CommanderNemex: DUDE CHILL!. "swallows brownie whole".
(The agents appaer)
CommanderNemex: Welp.
(CommanderNemex runs away, gets on a motorcycle and drives off while being chased by SWAT vans)
(Epic chase 2)
(CommanderNemex ends up back in his house)
CommanderNemex: And that's the end of that.
(Meanwhile, back in the arcade)
(A cockroach presses a secret button on the cabinet, causing it to teleport)
(The Polybius cabinet ends up in Nemex's house)
CommanderNemex: What?!. How?!. Well, I can just ignore it.
Unknown Agent: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
[ sirens in the background ]
THE END