Mister Misfortune

== Overview ==
== Act List==
*Prologue - The Catalytic Prelude
*Act 1 - Back to School
*Act 2 - Unhappy Heartbreak
*Act 3 - New Favorite Game
*Act 4 - The Second One
*Act 5 - Trans-species Opposition
*Epilogue - Time Skip
==Characters==
;Primary Characters
*Dreem Bartholomew Weedman 
*YoY
*Georgia Nahfaun
*Joe Panpas
;Secondary Characters 
*Pamela Weedman
*Sergio Weedman
*Zouzou Abu Znood
;Tertiary Characters
*Roni Citametan
*Karaline Weedman
*Zinia Abu Znood
;Important Locations
*Pansy Academy
==Acts==
===Prologue - The Catalytic Prelude===
Dreem lived 12 years of his life unbeknownst to the fact that his, at the time missing grandfather, Howard Weedman was the creator and former leader of the YoY Cult but on December 29 2012, while he his mom told him to clean up the attic as a chore: Dreem found an old 6 paged dusty book which was held together by staples. The book was titled "Procedures of the Ritual" which enumerated 6 steps for summoning YoY, but it was crossed off and it stated "HOW TO SUMMON BIG BOOBIES GIRL". As Dreem was a shut-in weeb because he watched a lot of horror anime, Dreem thought that he might actually summon "an ancient big titty puerton rican demon overlord" and make her his girlfriend, so he decided to do so as a celebration for New Years 2013. Thus beginning the DREAM Saga.
It was 11:09 PM and Dreem had already gathered his best friend, Zouzou Abu Znood, and his sister, Zinia, to come summon the "anime demon girl" in their attic. They followed the steps of the ritual mentioned in the book that Dreem found in his attic and they decided to submit both Karaline and Zinia as the offering for step 2, to "double their chances" to the dismay of Zouzou who was not on board with the decision. However, they made a grave mistake: they accidentally chanted 7 times instead of 6. Therefore, YoY appeared in a ring of fire on top of the Yoytagram. Dreem was shocked since this deviated from his expectations. YoY decided to punish the quartet by sending them to a blank white room as purgatory for their mistake.
 
Multiple hours had passed and the four of them started to become hungry. Dreem complained aloud "Man i'm so hungry!". This complaint was heard by YoY and the latter decided to do a little trolling. YoY said omnipotently "Ë̵̢̝̣̟̭̠ͅạ̴̧̋̈̀̃̄̔͛̒̚͘t̸̢̢͓͍̱͓̣̬̳͒̏͛̀ ̷̡̡̞̥̰͖̭͔̙̪̲̋̊̓̿͊͌̈́̕͘͘͝h̴̥̥̱͔̭̯͙͛͝ę̴̡̼̭̼̎̐̆̏̔̈́̾r̸̨̢̦̗͑̑̊̔.̶̼̀̀̍̑̓̀͒̎̆̂͊͘͠", Dreem reciprocated in a perplexed state, "W-what do you mea-" his words got interrupted by YoY's demand: "C̸̤̳̖̒̋̍̄̏̃̀̕̚ờ̴͉̠͙̗͙̳͖̫̠͕̮̓̆̋̊̀̇ņ̷͍̘̖̣̭̟̫̲̟̇̌̄̊̿s̶͖̝̖̼̮̞͔̕̚u̵̧̞͓͕̗̜̜̞̱̐̂͒m̵͈̘̲̳̰̝͉̤͇͆̓͆͌̃̂̐͊͌̈́̈́͠é̸̥̗̟͎͎͈̞͇̟̹̪͓̝͕̈ ̷̫͙̦̳̱͇̰̤̹̺̰̜̙̏̇̄̂͆͌̉̋y̷̮̱̖͔͙̣̖̒̃̓̔̎̌̿̈́̌̕͝o̴̢͚̺͇̱͈̲̜̭̜̓̾̊͒̆̾̏͂̎̑̒̕ú̸̻͔͂͌̀͗͌̇̐̐̕̕͠͠ŗ̴̜͓̥̤͔͚̠̜̠̀̋͑̒̑̆̈́͝͝ ̸͎͓̏̾͐̍͝f̸̨͖̭̘͈͖̞̼̙͍̠̫͗ę̸̢̛̠̩͓̰̿̾̐̓̔͌̋͠m̴̢̧̛̜͔̝̺̫͛̒ą̴̼̥̳̂͗́̃l̷̼̺̭̆̆͐̂͌̐̈́͝͝e̷̝̙͈̤͗̑̀̀ ̶̛̦̯̗̘̑̃͛̐͛f̴̡̻̠̪̬͍̩͕̻̹̘̱͊̀͜ͅr̷͉̤͉̣̘̪̼̞͎̈́i̶̙͗͒̒͒̄̿̉̅́̃̌͘͝e̵̜̺̳̪̲͎̭̜̫̙͚̱̜͑̔̈́͊̇̍͛͆̑͂̈́͝ͅͅņ̸̛̭͓̦̱͚̩̬̺̗̰̜̘̲̒̋̓̓͆̕͜d̴͖̻͋̅ ̵̨̢̨͓̭͔͚̻̱̼̲̣̱͖̀͊͊̔̕l̵͈͍͊̇͋̽̚͠ị̷̦̼̘̺̜͈̳́͊̀̓̔̈́̋̿͘͘͝m̸̢̢͎͙̤͖̩̤͙̝̲̻͌̀̉͋̆̈́̓̓̽̈́̆b̵̟͓͍͔̩͓̦̝̅̉̔͐̂̆͆̏̀̃̉ ̴̛̟̻̯̤̱̟̦̃̀̈́̽̋̆͑̏́͐̚͘͜͠͝ͅb̸̛͚̹͉͐̌̾̐͑̈́͂̎̈́͋̃̍̉̅y̸̢̜͔̩͊̍͗̌͗̎̑͊̕ ̶̨͎̗̳̠̪̹̟͙̀̈́͆̇͐̈́̉̎̄̚̕͝ļ̶̡̢̦̩͖̣̻̤̜̈́͑̎͝ͅḯ̴̦̝͇̘̞̖̣̥͇̤͂̍͒̑͋̌͗̆̐͌͌̄̚͜͝ͅm̸̢͊͊̈́b̶͓̤͍̊̇͗̿̽̆͛͘̚͠". Dreem refused. After a 30 minute debacle with the demon's psychological warfare, Dreem decided to stop him by abiding to his demands. Therefore, in front of his best friend and his younger sibling, Dreem murders his own sister using a sharp object that YoY gave him and then he subsequently committed cannibalistic actions.
 
Abu Znood physically couldn't do anything but watch as the horrors unfold in front of his eyes, he told Dreem to stop incessantly, however the latter couldn't stop. He was forced to commit such inhumane and heinous actions upon his own flesh and blood that he is consuming. On YoY's end, he didn't know who these kids were so he decided to investigate who they were, and so he did. After further inspection, YoY realized that he did good for himself since Dreem and Karaline were the grandchildren of Howard Weedman and the descendants of Pecora Weedman, the people to whom he swore to himself that he will ruin their latter's family. He wanted Dreem to live a bit longer so he can have fun torturing him.So he went in the blank white room and announced: "Ayo my dudes, uhh you're going back now lolz"
Dreem and Abu Znood were transported back into the attic, without Karaline's skeleton and surpirsingly, without Zinia as well. Dreem messed up. He did all of that for, essentially, nothing. They were both traumatized. Dreem plead for the life of his younger sister and Zinia's to YoY but to no avail. YoY later vanished in a ball of flame. After that, tension arose among the two survivors: "You ate your sister today. Why did you do zhat? ZHAT WAS HARAM! PLUS MY SISTER IZ GONE BECAUSE OF YOU! I DESPIZE YOU!" Zouzou interrogated angrily. "What else was I supposed to do? We were starving! All of us were!" Dreem replied scaredly, for some reason he could not mention that he was manipulated by YoY, his words literally could not escape his mouth. Abu Znood responded even more furiously: "YEAH I GET ZHAT BUT I WOULD NOT RESORT TO CANNIBALISM, THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HALAL! IT CONTRADICTS MY BELIEFS AND WHAT I WAS TAUGHT BY MY PARENTS! NOW MY ONLY SISTER IZ GONE BECUZ OF ZIS! You know what I am leaving, I will no longer speak wiz you ever again. You are dead to me." was said before Abu Znood storms out of the room. Dreem yells "WAIT MAN WAIT IM SO SO SO SORRY I DIDNT WANNA DO IT DUDE PLEASE JUST DON TELL ANYO-" but was interrupted by the attic lid slamming shut.
 
Dreem looks up at the digital clock on the cardboard box next to him, in a greyish-black displayed the numbers 12:10 AM. Well I guess they didnt miss that much. "My mom must be worried about me" he thought optimistically, and so he exited the attic. In the living room, his mom was sitting on the couch with a horrified look on her face. Dreem tapped on her shoulder and she frantically looked back at his direction. "DREAM WHERE IS KARALINE", "Wow i was gone for a whole hour and she still cared about Karaline more than me, typical." Dreem mumbled to himself. "WHERE IS SHE" she impatiently demands. Dreem couldn't muster up anything to say, he stood there silently staring into his mother's eyes. Pamela screams in distress. She blamed her son for her daughter's disappearance since he stood there with a guilty look on his face.
 
Dreem resorted to actually shutting himself inside his room for 10 months. In the mean time, he ordered a body pillow of Chiaki Nanami, a character featured in Dreem's latest favorite anime game Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair, in order for him to cope with his sister's death since he believed the character resembled his sister personality wise and appearance wise. He also played Minecraft, their favorite game, everyday to compensate.
 
This self-quarantine was interrupted by his mother on October 11 2013 where she forced Dreem to go to school. Thus begins the short but impactful DREAM Saga.
===Act 1 - Back to School===
The rest of this Saga takes place on September 12 and 13 2013. It is in Dreem's perspective and he recounts his exact thoughts at the time. This was his exact application for the moderator role in the official PG3D Discord Server written on November 22 2020.
Salutations and greetings, fellow contributors to society! My name is DREAMPG3D (DREAM/DREAMself) and I would like to apply for the sacred "Moderator" role on your discord server known as "Pixel Gun 3D". 
First of all, I would like to introduce myself: My name is DREAM Bartholomew Weedman and I've been a fan of your game for as long as I can remember! It all started on one lonely September night in 2013. I was 13 at the time and I was SUPER into Minecraft at the time! Not anymore though... not after a certain incident I had in school... 
I was always the nerdy type y'know, the anime lover, studious bookworm, video game nerd, chatroom lurker, online dater, etc. So it was the fall of 2013, it was the first day in a new middle school, called Pansy Kidd Middle School and my first period was biology class, I was excited! I loved science! The teacher sent us to the laboratory and then she told us to analyze the chloroplast of vegetal cells using the microscope, my forte! Before we began our experiment though I heard the teacher say that there was supposed to be another new kid that was gonna show up and said that they were late. I was nervous because I got excited because there could be another kid who was in the situation as me. Just like a poorly written anime, mere moments after the teacher mentioned the tardiness of the new kid, they came in KICKING the lab door open like some badass delinquent. 
At first, I jolted at the sudden increase of the sound decibel chart and I was gonna scold the new student under my breath because I thought they were gonna be another ill-mannered piece of shit, but what I saw... COMPLETELY contradicted my assumptions! What I saw was a mesmerizing girl with soft, firm, and silky skin brown eyes you could drown in, and long and luscious brown hair who wore skimpy clothes that would barely fit her and would barely cover up her no-no zone! I was PSYCHED!
The teacher warned the new student about how she shouldn't kick down doors or it will lead her to detention. I couldn't hear what they were talking about because my auricular skills were hindered due to me listening to anime opening themes but the only thing I could make out was that Ms. Biology Teacher ordered the chick to partner with me! YES! I finally got a partner! I saw her roll her eyes and complain (cuz I think she was a tsundere right? Haha lol). 
She then walked to me and said "Are you DREAM?" and I stuttered a bit and I said "Y-YES!!". I heard her angrily mutter under her breath something but idk what it was i think she was saying how hot and definitely skinny I was haha. Anyways, I wanted to know her name since i didn't catch it when she was talking to the teacher and at the time I bet it was as hot as her face and physique!! I asked politely: "Hm yes my dear and elegant maiden, I would like to acquire the knowledge and awareness of what your set of words by which a person or thing is known, addressed, or referred to is, so please indulge me, my kitten." You shoulda heard how pretty her british laugh was lmao, it may look like she was mocking me but on the outside, I could tell she was extremely IMPRESSED by my advanced grasp on the English lexicon that you behold. After her cute little laughing fit, she decided to kindly inform me of her nomenclatural designation by saying: "Ok ok fine. My last name is You, that's what people usually refer to me as, hehe." then I swiftly replied: "Yu? W-wow, what a p-pulchritudinous name... sounds like you're of Japanese decent! W-what is your... uh... first name... if you don't mind me asking...". She then grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me to her angrily and said "Fuck.", shoved me then stomped out of the lab while the teacher, stopped her to no avail. In the corner of my eye, I can see that disgusting green thing staring from the lab window. You may ask: "What does this have to do with Pixel Gun 3D and moderation?" Well, the incident during lunch the next week will convince you why it inspired me to be mod.
===Act 2 - Unhappy Heartbreak===
Fast forward to the end of the day, as I was picking up my scooter to go back home, I encountered the person whom I've heard in lunchtime to be the most dangerous bully at this school: Joe Panpas (sap for short). Even remembering his NAME makes my entire body shiver in fear... he was an intimidating person... he always had a bandana on his head and was extremely buff... I wish I could be him... uhhh yeah anyway he noticed my rolling backpack with a minecraft dog keychain on it and decided to kick it. 
"Nice fucking rollie, pussy! Is that a lego figure?? You don't know how to grow out of little baby shit!", he said followed up by ear-piercing laughter. I felt my heart shatter into unfathomably small 177 billion pieces... I could hear that THING and everyone else laughing at me... y'know before then I never stood up to that asshole before but idk what came over me that day, if it was an adrenaline rush or testosterone but I could feel the neural network in my brain collapsing and reconnecting within a matter of seconds. Did he cause this? Nevermind, forget about it. After that strange feeling, I angrily replied: "FUCK OFF ASSHOLE! IT'S NOT LEGO IT'S FUCKING MINECRAFT! PLUS DONT FUCKING KICK MY DAMN BAG YOU'LL RUIN MY MANGA!", serves him right. 
"Mind...craft? I dont know what the fuck that is but sounds dumb like your asian comic book thing.", he said perplexedly. "It's JAPANESE, mind you! Also Minecraft is awesome! Not dumb!" Mere seconds after I uttered those words, I could smell a fragrant smell coming from behind me then WHAM! I got bitchslapped on the back of my head and it hurt like hell. I fell to the ground then looked up and found the wicked bitch from the west, Fukko Yu, or thats what I thought her name was at the time... 
"What's all this then??", the woman questions. "Georgia, you came just in time! Let's beat this pussy boy's ass!", said Joe. I was shocked how could she lie to me about her REAL name! I picked myself off the ground and then yelled "I THOUGHT YOUR NAME IS FUKKO YU!". I heard her snicker then say "Shut up bellend no one cares about ye chinese cartoons ye fucking nerdy twat".
What the fuck she didnt talk like that before and I swear to god if they misnationalize anime again im gonna flip and thats exactly what i did. I dont usually raise my voice at women, not because, other than Chiaki-chan at the time, no other women (including my mom cuz she hates me lol) talk to me, but because i respect them and i would do ANYTHING to appease them. I said: "I said its JAPANESE not CHINESE YOU FUCKI-" I couldnt even finish that sentence because I GOT FUCKING INTERRUPTED by that ASSHAT JOE "You don't raise your voice at my girl like that!"
Excuse me what? They were... dating? But I... I was the first student she met, therefore I knew her the most... right?... Right? If that's the case then WHY THE FUCK DID SHE LIKE THAT JERK WHO'LL TREAT HER LIKE SHIT! THAT JOCK MOTHERFUCKER DOESNT DESERVE IT! WHY WHY WHY WHY! That's what I thought to myself before running off crying back home with my backpack while leaving behind my scooter. 
Today was a hard day, got cock blocked by a jock sucker once again. But hey at least a girl from school talked to me today! I'll take that as a victory! I wanted to talk to her more and maybe go out on a date, but I cant do that with that limp-dicked dilweed orbiting around her. Hmmm. Oh I know! You see, my online friend Rajid Woo but he is actually a good haxor and I thought that I could ask him to hack into her phone somehow and send me her phone number so I can convince her to dump that betacuck and be my wife forever! So I did just that and he accpeted! After what felt like hours, he managed to give me her phone number! I'm so psyched dude XD I can finally conquer both anime pussy and irl pussy let's gooooo!!! I called her number and the following is a transcript of the converstation:
"Ello?" 
"H-hey homeslice! It's me... uhhh... DREAM fr-from school. Hope im n-not bothering you..." 
"Ye absolute bloke who sent you me numba innit" 
"Uhhh No one! I uhhh punched in r-random numbers and i-it happened to be yours! Hahahaha how goofy!" 
"Alrigh' how'd you know iss' me 'en?" 
"UHHHHH cuz uhhhh you're on ma mind 24/7 like vocal percussion and a melody stuck in ma head"
"Nah mate im blockin' you innit"
"NOOOOOO W-WAIT! WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO! PLEASE I WANT TO DATE YOU!"
"Date me innit?"
"Yes and there's something else thats gonna be innit if you know what im sayin hahahyrfyghgiun"
"Alrigh' 'en all ya hafta do is stop playin' ye dumbass mindcraf' thing cuz you're makin' a fool outta yeself"
"What? Why? What the fuck?"
"Dat's what ya hafta do innit then ill give ye da wussy"
"Ok..."
then I hung up.
===Act 3 - New Favorite Game===
I couldnt believe it. I couldnt play Minecraft anymore. "GODDAMNIT! FUCK! THAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH ME THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME! ME TRYING TO SPEEDRUN MINECRAFT CONSTANTLY FUCKING RUINED MY SOCIAL LIFE! FUUUUUUUUUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK MINECRAFT! IM GONNA LOOK FOR ANOTHER GAME!" For some reason, I didn't think about my sister, at the time. I played this game just so I can remember her and make her soul proud of me. "How childish." I thought. 
After I yelled that I decided to shit on Minecraft by mass spamming it with 1 star reviews. I couldnt do it from the official website cuz there's only a download link there so i instead settled on mass spamming it on the app store cuz fuck that portable bs. I searched for Minecraft PE on the app store and what I came accross perplexed me. The 1st result was Shitcraft but the second result was something that looked just like it but with GUNS! It had a long name, it was called: Pixel Gun 3D Block World Rocket Survival Shooter.
"Aw hell yeah! Maybe I can download this and I could show her im a manly badass hero by playing a game with guns it! YEAH YEAH YEAH LETS DO THAT". One small issue though, it was 2 dollars... TWO WHOLE FUCKING DOLLARS! 
Alright that's fine, mom wont understand so ill go to my dad's house (cuz they were divorced) and ask him to give me 2 buckies. Good thing he lived just next door, I didnt need to steal mom's car this time lol! Anyways so I approached his house then knocked on the front door, knock knock no answer, a second time no answer, so I resorted to kicking down the door to the beat of the hit popular song Die Young by Ke$ha and it budged open. Great now I have to go upstairs to my dad's room then I could ask him for allowance money. I opened the door to his room then what I saw traumatized me... I saw... his lifeless body hanging from the ceiling. 
Next to it was a note that read "It's all that bastard son of mine's fault. Actually, no. I shouldn't shift the blame on him. It's all my fucking dad's fault. Why did he start that fucking cult. He fucking ruined all of our fucking lives. I hope he's fucking suffering where he is right now because I know he's alive. I just know. You know what, it's also my fucking fault. I was the one who caused the YoY cult to spread outside of Serbia. Of course, I didn't want that to happen but it did. I am also guilty for introducing my son and my precious daughter to that damn computer 8 years ago. Instead of living his childhood at the fullest with friends and family, he spent them on playing video games, watching those perverse shows and going on this one website called "DeviantArt". Outside of his school, he spent ALL of his time online chatting with strangers and random girls his age and telling them to "furry roleplay" with him. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG AFTER THE DIVORCE THE ONLY WAY I COULD COPE IS SMOKING CRUK. Moreover, I KNOW for a fact that he caused Karaline's disappearance and I know it was because of YoY but I still blame him. "
Welp. That happened. I didnt care anyway and I stole his entire piggy bank lmaooo. However it was weird that the hand writing didnt look like his, how weird, well whatever. I went back home snuck past my TV-obssessed mom and then I went back to my room and bought the game. After a tediously long download, I finally got to play the game. I opened the app. It started up with a title screen with the name of the game on the top center and a cool looking bg with a more badass looking steve holding a shotgun with a black crow, a weird crawling dude and a few zombie pigmen. YOOOOO DUDE! This shit slaps hard already! I bet this can't even compete with that snowflake vanilla game and its crappy dysfunctional gun mods, thats how badass it looked. 
In the center of the screen there was a golden button labeled "ENTER THE FORTRESS", and so I did. As soon as I tapped that ravishing button with my fat fingers I was placed into the unknown. Yet the unknown was so... exquisite... I felt like I was in Wonderland right now because of how wonderFUL the game is. From the gameplay to the graphics, it was the perfect game to show to Ms. Yu! She wouldn't even recognize that it's Minecraft! If you want, i'll give you a brief description of the gameplay and its very different from the little dark age it is now. Ok so you're put in a random location and you have to shoot blocky ass monsters and shit using guns and shit so you can get a high score and shit, oh and also dont die and shit. Thas it. However, idk why I was so mesmerized by it. It was so simple yet so... complex... I couldn't sleep... I had to get the high score of specifically 11037 but I couldn't since the difficulty racks up REAL hard the farther you go. 
I spent the entire night trying to get that score without leaving my room, eating, drinking, sleeping, talking to Chiaki san, nothing. All I did was play fucking square DOOM all day just to get to 11037, and so I achieved on 4:49 AM. I GOT IT! I CAN NOW RUB INTO THAT BUFF ASSHOLE'S FACE AND STEAL HIS GIRL! Ahhh yes~~ I can finally sleep soundly now "dream"ing of Goggy-chan and I's marriage on top of Joe the Hoe's grave once she finds out I'm a hardcore gamer.
===Act 4 - The Second One===
It's the next day and due to my lack of slumber my mom decided to slap me to wake me up then proclaimed "WAKE UP BITCH ASS ITS TIME TO FUCK OFF AND GO TO SCHOOL". Jeez i forgot how aggressive mom was good thing she doesnt know that dad offed himself or else i would have been murdered on the spot hahahahaha!!
I quickly got dressed and ran out of home and directly to school. Wait... I didnt even know how late I was. I checked my Izayoi Sakuya watch and I found out it's 11:49 AM WHAT! I slept for EXACTLY 7 hours this time which was very strange for me but anyways yeah it was lunch time 11 minutes later so eh cant complain. 
I waited out for my Philosophy class (ew) to finish so I could finally meet up with homegirl Georgie-sama so I can show her my high score in a cool game that she'll like. The school bell rung and I instantly kicked the cafteteria door in to impress her but no one was inside yet. I waited and waited and waited until she showed up with... no one? She was alone? SWEET! I can finally show it to her but I'll have to wait for her to get lunch before I swoon her yknow cuz im that respectable of a guy B)! 
She got her lunch after a 15 minute fucking wait. You know I consider myself to be patient but it was staring at me so i was so fucking uncomfortable. Then i approached her table, with my heartbeat ringing like an alarm clock ringing in my ears and with phone in hand, I made a move: "H-hey guuurl? How it beeee??? Check it I got this new hot game and I got a high score of 11037, yeah I'm basically a master at it, no biggie. So uh how about ya ditch that Joe guy and come hook up with me? My dad has cruk in his house we can do that if ya want! " I said that embarrassing crap while showing her the contents of the game. 
She, with no FUCKING hesitation repiled with: "What the fuck?", "W-what? Am I c-cool?", I nervously reciprocated. "What de fuck is dat mate like goddamn thas just bloody MIND CRAFT with BLOODY GUNS IN IT INNIT" she aggressively declared. I was shocked. How could she do this to me? "After all this fucking TIME AND EFFORT I put in this GODDAMN GAME YOU JUST FUCKING DISMISS IT LIKE NOTHING! THERE'S NO RESEMBLANCE TO MINECRAFT FUCK THAT GAME!", I volatilely responded. 
"You are a worthless, bitch ass hoe. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass hoe. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless hoe, in my life.", she recited. 
"...", i couldnt say anything, everyone was laughing at me, I felt so... humiliated... more than even before. She then followed up her burn with "Fuck ye Mindcraft ripoffs mate ion care for it ya bloke". "What was that? Did she just call it a Minecraft rip-off? Comparing it to Minecraft like she did prior is fine but CALLING that GODSEND of a damn game A RIP-OFF? That pissed me off beyond belief. That's the final FUCKING straw!" were the thoughts that repeated in my head over and over and over again. I didn't actually want to think about those things but it is as if those sentences were intruding my brain. I could hear it saying "She is not a good enough vessel" being also repeated millions of time. Those thoughts made me so angry that my psyche broke and I grabbed the fork from her lunch utensils then I REPEADITLY STABBED her until she died. Right in front of everyone. "Goodbye sweet princess, hope hell treats you and my dad well" were the words that escaped my mouth. After that, I was actually starting to believe these thoughts. I started embracing them. I've never felt this ALIVE in my entire life.
Me chuckling to myself was followed by the screams of a thousand bullies, so many souls to play with yet so little time, so I decided to do nothing else but run back home before getting caught. As soon as I went back home I found cop cars in front of my dad's house. What were they doing there? I saw my mom bawling her eyes out to 2 police officers. 
All I could hear was: "HE KILLED HIM ITS HIS FAULT WAAAAAAAHHHH" blah blah blah k then. I approached them and my mom ran away crying like she was afraid me. The police officer questions "How old are you, son?", I answered: "Old enough to fuck your mom". "Real funny there, chief. Anywho, did you kill your father?", he interrogates. Since I'm on the run from another murder I declared that I had nothing left to lose (other than chiaki hope she's fine) and confessed to everything, "Well yeah not directly though. I waited for him to die. Oh also I broke in and stole his money. Moreover i stabbed a hot chick at school today. Also, i caused the disappearance of Karaline Weedman. So what are ya gonna do you little pussy bitchasses???" 
The cops stare at each other in disdain and one of them asked me: "Do you not feel sorry for yourself?". I answered: "No. They deserved it. I'm tired of the misery I feel when everyone wants to be my enemy.", after this, they said nothing, handcuffed me, then they dragged me to the police car and i tried to retaliate by saying: "Oh, why are you so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you’d walk right over me! I pass you every day and you don’t notice me but these guys, what, because they're innocent???!!", my pleas for them to let me go and the feeling of empathy for me was disregarded.
===Act 5 - Hidden Links===
(This will take place in Abu Znood's perspective and was recounted by him 8 years later)
The day, September 13 2013, I heard on the news that there was a murder that took place in a nearby school, Pansy Kidd Middle School. As mother and father were watching the news, I had to see what was going on as well. The mugshot displayed during the broadcast reminded me of an individual that I despised so much in the past: Dreem Bartholomew Weedman. I believed he was in the wrong because not only did he cause the disappearance of my sister who is still missing but he committed the sin of cannibalism. I used to think that he got what was coming for him, especially considering the fact that his family was known for dabbling into the occult. I didn't know back then that all of it technically wasn't his voluntary doing.
However, the name Pansy Kidd Middle School struck something within me; I recognize that name. You know, ever since that dreaded day, I've been doing nothing but research on this shaitan day and night trying to figure out what it is and what fate my sister could have had, truly she wasn't gone like that. But during my research I stumbled upon a location with a similar sounding name, Pansy Academy. It apparrently was where the cult for this demon, YoY, started. I was shocked to find that it still stands in the very same location despite it being blown to smitherens decades and decades back.
I knew that I had to look into this school and to see if it had a website or something I can work with. Turns out it did and it looked very ugly and disorganized first thing I did was check the source code by doing the... something element thing, I don't remember, it's been a while since I've used technology for this type of stuff. I don't remember how I did either but I remember collapsing some lines and I found five indivdual links that led to external websites. Of course, I unfortunately had to click on them since I was a curious little walad (kid) at the time.
The first link was named "cheapuniformsdiscount.biz", I assumed thats where they buy uniforms and stuff so when I clicked on it, it led to some shady haram pornography website, I was about to leave and chalk it up to a coincidence but when I inspected the pictures what I saw was... unspeakably vile... I would not want to ruin your day by describing it but it involves inappropriate tools and an... age... gap. I saw something that was so disgusting that no one should never see, I was so young it traumatized me and I felt a little bit of rage while looking at it. Something in the back of my mind told me that I should quit but I knew I had to find out more in case I had a chance to report it, plus giving up goes against my values. Thinking about, I have to ask: Why was it hidden in the front page where people can easily find it? Do they want people to see the videos and images or what? What was note-worthy was that the older people were wearing some kind of green robe and there was a weird symbol on the ground.
I looked at the second link it was named "doomsday59.wdn", i clicked on it and I was met with a black and white video in a small box, it played another cacophonous video that was also disgusting and gruesome, i will spare you the trauma and tell you that the roles are reversed, its older people getting the short end of the stick by younger people whom were wearing the aforementioned robes. I quickly took a glance at the block of text under it and it said something about how the writer was afraid of the situation at first but was delighted by something at the end. I quickly exited to the front page in fear of both disrespecting Allah by watching the VERY haram video and scaring my parents and older brother who were in the other room.
The third link was named "infidelswriting.txt" i clicked it and saw a text file being downloaded on the computer. I was afraid that it was a virus and this was my brother's computer so I did not want to ruin it so I wanted to make it quick as possible. I opened it and saw some serbian text, I copied it, closed the file, deleted it, opened google translate, chose Serbian to Arabic )i wasn't very fluent in English at the time) and pasted the text. What I got was a very weird text about the shaitan and how to get rid of him. I thought this would be very useful in the worst case scenario.
The fourth link, "personal.html" consists of some kind of text written by a man named Roni Citametan who recounts all of his experiences during and after the first Pansy Academy was destroyed so I copy pasted it for you here.
"I just wanted a place to tell my story from how I went from a depressed man to the happiest man i know. It all started in the late 50s when I was miserably working as a principal for a crappy school i didnt like. One day, one of the chemistry teachers informed me about how a student named Howard Weedman, who i thought was a well-mannered good kid at the time, was running a cult which shocked me at first so I decided to call him to my office after calling his parent's two dozens of times to inform them about their child's doings, yet no one answered. I asked him some questions that made him nervous but in the end he told me everything, how he met some type of entity in a mass grave, how it "made him rich" and how he spread the cult to an alarmingly large amount of faculty and students, i didn't know what to do. i just expelled him and gave him the telephone number of my cousin who was psychatrist. I told two other teachers to investigate the building for any cultists and so they did, they found about 60 or 70 cultists before the happiest day of my life occured. At first, it was fucking terrifying. There was carnage at the school, a lot of kids and teachers died and i was forced to witness the torment of my comrades. But for some reason, the students spared me and took me outside before i witnessed my second home succumbing to an explosion. One thing led to another and now im in a prison with the same person who caused the downfall. Weedman. He showed me the entity that he was talking about and he said that it was the most wonderful person to ever come to his life and sooner than later, i agreed. I did nothing but worship this thing, it was so kind and caring, i loved it. Ive done the same thing for about forty years until i heard the founding of a new pansy academy. since the cult has been dwindling recently and everyone is seeing us in a ngeative light, then why not make myself be the principal of THIS school too. the founder accepted im so happy. i made the part of the basement another hd\ideout for us hahahhahahahhaAHAHHAHA8DGFGOGJG all those kids ahahahhahah some kids just dont understand they dont know how much He impacted my life i love him so much why cant these kids understand. sometimes i just record myself and my Brothers and Sisters doing things to them just so they would UNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND."
At that point, I knew beyond a doubt this school was obviously connected to the old school and the shaitan so i instantly showed my parents that and I called the police against the establishment and the shaitan. However, ahli (my parents) called the school about the things I showed them and they instantly hung up, I checked the website again and the links were deleted. Eventually, the police came to OUR house and apparently I was the one who was under arrest for slander, libel (whatever that means), and false allegations. After some court stuff, I was found guilty due to a lack of evidence against the school and I was sentenced to four months in prison. Those bastards.
===Act 6 - Trans-species Opposition===
(Omnipresent POV)
After some court proceedings, Dreem was found guilty of two cases of second degree murder, one for his sister and the other for that girl, he wasnt charged with the death of his father since, after investigation, they inferred that it was caused by a third party due to the discovery of hand writing that doesnt belong to either of us and they found unidentifiable fingerprints. Welp. He's stuck here for 15 years. "I just wanna tell you that, today, i hold no ill will against anyone and I sincerely apologize to Ms. Yu, my sister and my dad its that fucking green peice of shits fault i swear i didnt want this. AHHHH i just want to cry thinking about it." was what Dreem said to the judge before being taken away.
He was put in a cell in the south block but luckily he had a cellmate with him, he wouldnt look at him when he first entered but when he spoke he looked up at him and he saw... him. Zouzou Abu Znood. Dreem was excited to see his old friend again!
"YOOOOOO DUDE! ITS BEEN SO LONG MAN HOW HAVE YOU BEEN??!"
"in a slightly annoyed tone Ya rabi (oh my lord). How do you 'sink i have been?"
"Oh shit yeah bad question haha!"
"Zey finally qaught you, huh? You thought you can run away from the deas' of own sister??"
"Yeeeeah well i killed another girl..."
"BISMALLAH AL RAHMAN AL RAHEEM (﷽) WHAT IZ WRONG WITH YOU"
"Dude listen! It was that green doopy fuck again!"
"Still, you still did it ya hmar (you donkey)!"
"Ok look bro do i look like the typa guy to kill a woman? i cant even talk to them!"
"Uh... Yes."
"Awh."
"It waz still by your hanz. How long here?"
"uhhhh well you know........ 15 years."
"HAH! YOU DEZERVE IT FOR RUINING MY LIFE AND UH... FASIL (seperate) ME FROM MY SISTER! NOT TO MENTION YOU KILLING YOURZ!"
"... im sorry man..."
"You should tell zat to Karaline and that girl you killed not me. Cant believe i hav to share a cell wiz you for four more mons."
"What're you in here for anyway?"
"Libel against your school. I was telling za trus. That damned principal hid all ze evidance and i was found guilty.
"Oh. Why were you speaking against the school?"
"I found a lot of shady stuff."
"Oh well we can getcha outta here! We can tell the wardens that you're innocent!"
"Zat never works."
Dreem attempts to call the nearby warden to tell him that Abu Znood was completely innocent, however the warden dismisses his pleas. After that, they diverged their banter to their common interests, anime and video games, they even talked about how this place used to be a hideout for the same cult that sent their life into turmoil. Abu Znood told Dreem about the folklore he just read before he was arrested that mentioned YoY and how to destroy him. This comforted Dreem who became significantly less angrier with life, even when he saw his old friend he started to revert back to his old personality.
Four months later, on January 28th 2014: the last day of Abu Znood's prison sentence, the wardens of the center warned all of the prisonners through the intercom that a demonic green entity is going to invade the prison looking for a certain person within it. They demanded that each and every individual in the prison ought to hide in the underground bunker located in the courtyard. Everyone ran in there and said bunker was supplied with holy water in case the entity finds it.
Abu Znood and Dreem look at each other in confirmation that it was who they thought it was, YoY. Everyone was rushing towards the courtyard but Dreem and Zouzou decided to stay. The warden angrily and anxiously asked why they were standing around to which Dreem gigachadically replies: "I am the person it is searching for. I am going to end this.", Abu Znood affirms this and said that he was a Weedman family members and how he's going to help him end it, the warden seems to understand them since he asked them to follow him to the courtyard and gave them a dozen holy water, wishes them luck and heads for the bunker. "This is gonna be a great anime final boss battle isnt it?", Dreem jokingly said. Zouzou didn't reply since he needs to take things seriously.
The pair anxoiusly await in the courtyard, until they found a green circle hovering slowly towards them. It was clearly YoY, but he looked beaten up and severly wounded, there was smoke emanating from him and the look on his face seemed as if he was in an excruciating amount of pain. "Dreem. Bud. Remember me man? Its painful grunt ya boy YoY. Im not doin' so hot rn. Dreem join me. We can rule this pathetic fucking world, Dreem. Barron couldn't do it but YOU still can. sharp inhale through teeth This is what your grandfather wanted, Dreem. We can get rid of the people who defied you, Dreem. We can become Earth's "benevolent" overlords. Let's kill them all."
Dreem looked at Zouzou who was shaking his head and looked back at YoY and said "Gargle on my nards, you green ugly fuck." YoY turned into something out of lovecraftian horror and angrily yelled: "You... YOU! YOU'RE JUST LIKE HER! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THAT FUCKING BITCH MILKA! AND-AND THAT FUCKING INFIDEL BULLSHIT FATHER OF YOURS! heheeHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! I KILLED ALL OF YOU! IW ILL BURN WHATS LEFT OF THE WEEDMAN FAMILY NAME TO THE GROUND! ILL FUCKING MAKE IT GO EXTINCT! Besides~! You and that worthless mother of yours are the only two people in the world that have that disgusting fucking surname~! I killed every. single. person. with that dreaded last name just so i wouldnt be REMINDED OF THAT WHOR- Dreem threw holy water at him in order to shut him the fuck up.
YoY screamed in pain and tried to fight back by biting Dreem but Zouzou stopped it with his... fiery hand? "Damn dude you didnt tell me ya had anime powers!", Dreem replied in awe to which Zouzou responded with: "I'm friendz with Allah and Yassou3." The prisonners and personnel watch from the safety of their bunker as a 2v1 battle brews between the with the use of holy water, divine abilities and most of all dodges against YoY, who wasn't able to land a hit even once. The latter collapsed to the ground out of fatigue, he looked up to see Zouzou and Dreem standing over him, Dreem steps on YoY in order to not get him to move. "RECITE ZE INCANTATION", demands Abu Znood. "Wha- What's that mean?", Weedman responded in confusion. "Th- j-just tell him ze 'sing i told you about!!", said Abu Znood. 
"YOY! IM NOT SORRY BUT EVER SINCE THAT DAY YOU MADE MY LIFE SHIT! YOU'VE RUINED A LOT OF PEOPLE'S LIVES TOO! IT ENDS TO-FUCKING-DAY! AND I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT... YOUR FATHER FUCKING HATES YOU, YOUR MOTHER FUCKING DESPISES YOU, THE ENTIRE KINGDOM FUCKIN- I DONT KNOW... UH- TH-THEY WINCE ONLY AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU AND ALL OF THE RESIDENTS WANT YOU TO NEVER COME BACK! OH YEAH YOUR DOG HATES YOU TOO FOR SOME REASON!" was what Dreem yelled at the top of his lungs, meanwhile YoY is screaming the loudest he has ever screamed before, it is as if his voice was connected to several loud speakers liek Bart Simpson in that one episode of The Family Guys, it was so loud that the entire city of Drvengrad were able to hear it clearly. His screaming was abruptly ended by him exploading into a confused mixture of dark forest green, maron and jade colored fluid that has the consistency of BLOOD :OOOOO!!
Dreem and Zouzou were covered in this substance but that didn't stop the personnel from celebrating their victory. Hell, even the residents who heard YoY's ear-peircing screams came to celebrate. Abu Znood and Weedman became famous and the latter's family name was redeemed. They won a nobel prize for saving everyone. The Malek Anti-Lawbreaking Crook Organization thanked them for finishing their job which was followed by the agency's disbandment. Dreem was released from prison since he didn't really cause the murders himself. The school was deregistrated due to a lack of purpose after YoY's death and Roni Citametan turned himself in; he was incarcerated for charges of child abuse, child molestation, mass murder, participation in the occult and many more.
Dreem asked Zouzou if they can be friends again but the latter replied with: "We not friendz until I find my sister." and immediately left before waving at him.
===Epilogue - Time Skip===
I got home as quick as possible and I found my mom sitting on the front porch of our house. She was gazing into nothingness before i approached her and caught her attention. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER GET AWAAAAYYY" was what she yelled. She seems to have ptsd ig oh well. I grabbed her shoulders and tried to snap her out of it. "Dreem? Is that you? I missed you so much! I'm sorry I know its the fault of that yoy thing. Im sorry for being a bad mom ill make it up to you!" was along the lines of what she said, after that she hugged me and i accepted. Later, I walked back to my room and saw Chiaki and this time, it didnt remind me of Kara so i didnt need it anymore. 
I went to the funerals of my dad and that of Ms. Y- I mean Georgia whose family recognizes that it wasn't my fault since, the kids who were at the cafeteria recorded YoY who was laughing maniacally in front of the scene of the crime. I just hope that dad saw what I did and that Georgia would forgive me, where ever she is now. When I got home from their respective funerals, I remembered the game that caused her death "Pixel Gun 3D" which is your game. Currently, as of the year 2020, age 20, I'm considered the best player on there with the #1 clan and quickest growing clan, fastest campaign mode speedrunner and one of the most largest growing content creator on YouTube and Twitch with 18 million subscribers and counting. I managed to popularize Pixel Gun 3D at its maximum capacity and managed to run that Minecraft game to the ground in the same year (sorry Mojang lol).
Now I'm living my life happily helping my mom and repaying the Nahfoun family.
Why did I decide to apply mod to this server? Well it is because, yknow, i like the server. Lol.