Passion Of The Zombies

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy and Germaine debate on what film to go see.
==Transcript==
: Foamy
: All right, what do you want to see? The ‘Passion of the Jesus’, or ‘Dawn of the Zombies’?
: Germaine
: Well, from what I hear, the passion of the Jesus was like, a whole religious experience. It’s supposed to be a really deep, but emotional film. But then, ‘Dawn of the zombies’, has Zombies. And Zombies are always cool.
: Foamy
: Let us weigh the options, shall we? Jesus is sub-titled, and you can’t understand the language. But ‘Zombies’, has babbling dead people, which you can’t understand. Hmm. Both movies have a lot of blood, both movies have angry mobs, both movies, have people, who come back form the dead. So, basically, it’s the same thing.
: Germaine
: Well, mmm, it’s not really the same thing.
: Foamy
: Yes, it is. Only ‘Dawn of the Zombies’ has more people coming back from the dead, whereas ‘Jesus’ only has one.
Jesus. And ‘Zombies’ probably has more explosions.
: Germaine
: But ‘Jesus’ has miracles.
: Foamy
: Oh, yeah? What kind of miracles?
: Germaine
: The whooole.. water to wine thing, and probably some other stuff…
: Foamy
: Hmm. Water to wine, or exploding Zombies. Wine, exploding zombies. Hmmm.
: Germaine
: A-tcha
: Just pick one!
: Foamy
: How about we watch Zombies, but sneak in to see Jesus.
: Germaine
: Uuunhh… just in case there IS a heaven and a hell, I’m not sneaking in to see a film about Jesus.
: Foamy
: Hneh. You think Jesus would send you to hell? Over sneaking into a religious film?
: Germaine
: Who knows? Ever read the Bible? He’s usually forgiving, but can be pretty vengeful if you piss him off. Last thing I need to do is burn in hell for eternity because I snuck into a Jesus film.
: Foamy
: Hneeh, I guess you’re right. Unless you know for sure, it’s best to stay on the safe side?
Germaine Burps
: Foamy
: So ‘Zombies’ it is! Give me a ticket for the Zombies!
: Germaine
: Forgive him, father, for he knows not what tickets he has purchased.
: Foamy
: Yeah, I do! See! ‘Dawn of the Zombies’.
End screen appears.
: Foamy
: Singing
: Zombie, zombie, zombie, I want to see the Zombies, eat brains, eat brains, I’m going to see the Zombies, eat brains, eat brains, bum, bum, bum, bum, ...
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