Puppet Pals (2006 film)/Quotes

*Jose: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making pancakes!
*Alonzo: If I treat you so badly, then why did you come back, huh? 
*Lincoln: Because that's what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER! 
*Alonzo: Oh, yeah. You're right, Lincoln. I forgive you - for stabbing me in the back!
*Jose: [looks at Alonzo's new house] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
*Alonzo: That, would be my new home. 
*Jose: Oh... and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
*Alonzo: For your information, there's a lot more to humans than puppets think.
*Jose: Example?
*Alonzo: Example... uh... Puppets are like onions! [holds up an onion, which Jose sniffs]
*Jose: They stink?
*Alonzo: Yes... No!
*Jose: Oh, they make you cry?
*Alonzo: No!
*Jose: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...
*Alonzo: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Puppets and humans have layers... You get it? We both have layers. [walks off]
*Jose: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!
*Alonzo: I don't care what everyone likes! Puppets are not like cakes.
*Jose: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Heck no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!
*Alonzo: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Puppets and humans are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.
*Jose: Parfait's may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
*Rosie Storm: The Powerful Puppet hold! 
*Alonzo: Oh, you know this hold?
*Rosie Storm: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Matthew didn't teach you that. 
*Alonzo: Nope. I figured it out. Ka-boom!
*Hot Dog: He's a mad girl! Run away, run... [Rosie swallows the hot dog]
*Rosie Storm: Pardon me, my dinner's undone.
*Alonzo: Okay, listen, if either of you two can make it across that sinkhole in front of you, the puppet's yours.
*Jose: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead.
*[Jose throws a rock, which bounces across the "sinkhole" without leaving so much as a crack]
*Jose: You were bluffing, huh?
*Alonzo: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
*Matthew: [after riding the ice slide] Wow! Hoo! Yeah! Who's up for round 2?
*Rosie Storm: Prepare to meet your maker. Your... "ice maker".
*Bob: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.
*Mike: Boy, it's cold.
*Bob: That's why I wore my mittens.
*Mike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrasing me!
*Bob: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much.
*Mike: They're small but these are lethal weapons, these are.
*Bob: You got your mother's hands.
*Goldfish: [Alonzo picks up fish] Have you seen my dad?
*Lincoln: Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.
*Alonzo: [Showing Lincoln the portal] After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
*Alonzo: Back off!
*Lincoln: YOU back off!
*Alonzo: This is MY house!
*Lincoln: OUR house!
*Alonzo: Let go, Loud!
*Lincoln: YOU let go!
*Alonzo: Stubborn!
*Lincoln: Smelly!
*Alonzo: Fine!
*Alonzo: So... what did Joy say about me?
*Lincoln: Ah, what're you asking me for? Why don't you go and ask her!
*Alonzo: Rosie! She's gonna take over PuppetTown! We'll never make it in time!
*Lincoln: Ha-ha-ha! Never fear! When there's a will, there's a way. And I always have a way.
*[blows a whistle, and a flying Smiley appears in the sky; an overjoyed Alonzo grabs Lincoln and cuddles him]
*Lincoln: All right, all right, that's enough. No one likes a kiss-butt.
*Alonzo: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?
*Joy: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This boy, he's not from around here.
*Alonzo: Thank you.Joy: Just look how nicely he's dressed.
*Alonzo: Ah, thank you.
*Joy: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
*Alonzo: Yup... What? No, no!