Somalia

Somalia is the country in East Africa where all the pirates come from. It is pretty much an anarchy. At one point, they colonized the Caribbean, but then the UnUnited Kingdom took it over.
Meaninglessness does not exist in Somalia. Every combination of letters you could think of means something in the Somali language. Because of this fact, Google Translate got broken.
Notably, it was the birthplace of not only the well-known art form known as Jar of Dirt and its owner Jack Sparrow, but several pseudo- or vero-Undefeatables.
Their biggest enemy is currently North Hyrule.
==History==
Somalia was founded in 35785 BC by Libyan rebels after they stole plutonium from the Lone Pine Mall parking lot. Once they got it, they didn't know what to do so they just started sailing aimlessly around the globe. They eventually found Somalia, populated by giant turtles. Within the next thousand years they had sold off all the turtles to the Chinese, for unknown purposes.
Their history was pretty boring for a while, until they got taken over by the Persians in 1543 BC. They got independent again when Persia disbanded itself.
In 2006 AD Bowser declared war on Somalia because the Somalians were using up all the Internet's bandwith downloading torrents. The war is still ongoing.
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