SpongeBob The Tank Engine's New Driver

==Transcript== 
[Scene shows SpongeBob The Tank Engine getting ready while the driver walks into the train] 
Driver: Hello train! 
[Squidward Train drives past] 
Squidward Train: Yikes, you don’t want that driver! 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: What do you mean? How bad can it possibly be? 
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob The Tank Engine on the edge of a cliff] 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Pretty bad 
Driver: Who are you talking to? 
[SpongeBob The Tank Engine stutters] 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: It doesn’t matter now, *angry tone* j-just call help!!
Driver: Sorry I don’t know any guy called Help! 
[the Driver laughs and accidentally knocks the accelerator with his foot] 
Driver: I’m so funny! 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Why are we falling? 
Driver: I don’t know 
[pause] 
Driver: Why didn’t you tell me we were falling! 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: I-I just told yo- don’t worry about that, WE’RE ABOUT TO CRA-
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob The Tank Engine on a carriage connected to Patrick The Whiny Engine] 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Thank you for volunteering to take me to the repair station 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: No! We are taking you to a mysterious land where we can find your driver! 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Well, in the past week I have had some bad drivers… 
[Fail montage starts] 
[Background music] 
[Shows SpongeBob The Tank Engine crashing into buffers, running over a citizen which then the screen shows the citizen in hospital with brain damage] 
[Music stops]
Citizen: Poopy-Bird! 
Other Driver: Yikes, we really messed him up
[Music starts up again] 
[Shows Thomas The Tank Engine crashing into Toby’s shed] 
Toby: Blimey lad! I was taking a poo 
[Music stops] 
[Fail montage ends] 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Ok! I will do it! 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: Yay!!! 
[Scene dissolves into Tim-TamBob playing with the citizen who was in hospital earlier] 
Tim-TamBob: Hello! 
Citizen: Poopy-Bird! 
Tim-TamBob: Huh, you can only say Poopy-bird 
Citizen: Poopy-Bird! 
Tim-TamBob: I’m gonna name you… 
Poopy-Bird! 
Poopy-Bird: Poopy-Bird! 
Tim-TamBob: I can tell we’re going to be the bestest friends for life! 
[pause]
Poopy-Bird: Poopy-Bird!
[Scene shows SpongeBob The Tank Engine and Patrick The Whiny Engine entering some dodgy tracks] 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: I wanna go home! 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: It won’t be that bad Patrick! 
[They drive past some dodgy person] 
Plankton: Eh, want some vapes? 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Patrick, maybe we should get home 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: Ooh I want one! 
[Scene cuts to them going into a new town] 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: Mmmmmmm! Blueberry flavour! 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: I still can’t believe you bought a vape! 
[Patrick The Whiny Engine makes weird noises] 
[very long pause]
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Let’s just forget about that, anyways look! I think we are in a new town 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: Um, there’s a big sign right there 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Oh yeah 
[Peter Griffin comes riding along except he is on wheels] 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: f this I’m out 
[Scene cuts to them driving back] 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: I can’t believe I never found a driver! 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: And I can’t believe I only got one vape! I don’t want to play anymore! 
[They see a person on the track so they stop] 
Patrick The Whiny Engine: It’s all your fault that we almost ran int- 
Fat Penguin: Fat Penguin! 
I can be your driver! 
SpongeBob The Tank Engine: Well hello beautiful! 
[Card: Fin]
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