List of scenes edited internationally

This is a list of scenes that have been edited in international versions of The Simpsons. These mostly include censorship from BBC, Channel 4, and Sky Showcase, but there have been instances of Australia, Canada, and even the show's native United States editing scenes for content and time.
NOTE: This list is not for deleted scenes, just ones censored internationally, there is a page for deleted scenes.
== Tracey Ullman Shorts==
===Season 1===
====Babysitting Maggie ====
*Act 1 of this short was cut in syndication, due to Maggie Simpson putting a fork inside an electrical outlet.
==== The Pacifier ====
* Bart saying, "How long are you going to keep sucking on that stupid pacifier?" was cut in syndication.
* Maggie Simpson walking down a hall to find a new pacifier was cut in syndication.
==== Burp Contest ====
* Marge looking at her family stunned after Maggie Simpson burps was cut in syndication.
====Eating Dinner ====
*The news reporter saying "On tonight's news, bus plunge kills forty-three. Freak roller coaster accident decapitates a family of five. And a sneak preview of today's exciting bikini beachwear. But first this important message." was edited in syndication to cut everything after the word "decapitates".
===Season 2===
====Making Faces====
*Act 2 was cut in syndication, where the kids try to imitate Marge's scowl.
===Season 3===
====Shut Up Simpsons====
*Maggie squeaking her toy rabbit causing everyone to look at her, was cut in syndication.
==== Shoplifting ====
* Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson coming to pick up Bart was cut in syndication.
==== Home Hypnotism ====
* The beginning is severely shortened in syndication first Marge saying "I don't know, Homer. The kids get kind of rambunctious sometimes, but I think that's normal." was shorted to cut the last two letters secondly Homer saying "A little rambunctious? They're bouncing off the walls!" was shortened to cut "A little" and finally Homer saying, "Laughing zombies!" was cut.
==The Simpsons==
===Season 1===
==== Bart the Genius ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Squashed Bart couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
==== Homer's Odyssey ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Collapsed Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
==== There's No Disgrace Like Home ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Squashed Homer couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
====Bart the General====
*The opening shot of The Simpsons's house was cut on the The Complete First Season DVD.
*In Channel 4 airings, during the scene of Abe typing out a complaint letter about how filthy television has become, his line, "We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs." was shortened to cut the word "sex", and the word "horny" from the list of words Abe doesn't want to hear on TV again was cut, though not "family jewels" (which is a slang term for male genitals) on both that scene and the previous one where Homer tells Bart to attack Nelson in the family jewels.
====Moaning Lisa====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Squashed Maggie couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*Most of Bart and Homer's subplot (where Homer tries to beat Bart in a boxing video game) was cut in BBC airings, including Bart's boxer decapitating Homer's boxer, Bart's boxer dancing on Homer's boxer's grave, and Homer's boxer beating Bart's boxer.
**Despite these cuts, there were no cuts to the main plot of Lisa being depressed about life and running away from home to meet Bleeding Gums Murphy at the bridge.
==== The Call of the Simpsons ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Normal couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
====The Telltale Head ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Squashed Bart couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*The region 1 version of the Complete First Season DVD and most televised reruns in America cut part of Bart's speech to the mob about "taking the town's heritage for granted" (which, according to Matt Groening, was only put there due to FOX executives wanting the episode to have a moral tagged to it), and muted the bells and crowd sounds at the end. The Disney+ streaming version has this ending uncut.
*Homer Simpson saying "Most lynch mobs aren't this nice." was cut in BBC airings.
==== Homer's Night Out ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Collapsed Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
===Season 2===
==== Simpson and Delilah ====
* A bit of the audio commentary is cut out from the The Complete Second Season UK DVD release. The episode received a "U" rating in the UK, but, the word "semen" was used in the audio commentary, which would have raised the rating to a PG or 12. In order to keep in line with the "U" rating, 15 seconds were cut from the commentary by muting out that word.
==== Treehouse of Horror====
* In Channel 4 airings, the flashing lights during the opening were slowed down very slightly.
* In "Bad Dream House":
** The house saying, "You must kill them all. They all must die." was muted in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
** The house saying, "The butcher knife, Lisa.", followed by Lisa picking up the knife was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. In Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours, only Lisa picking up the knife was cut.
** Homer saying, "They all must die." was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
** The house's disembodied voice saying, "Die, die, everybody die!", and the shots of the family fiendishly laughing whilst holding their weapons was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** The house saying that the Simpsons' intestines will boil, their eyes will burst and some horrible stuff, possibly their brains, would come out through their noses was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours, though not Marge yelling at the house to stop saying those horrible things (however, Homer saying that Marge's hands shaking from anger was better than her eyes bursting was cut).
**Homer saying, "Wow." and Bart Simpson saying, "Bitchin'!" as the house implodes was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*The flashing lights before the title card of "Hungry are the Damned" were slowed down in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, the scene with the walls oozing blood and Bart asking the house to repeat the effect wasn't cut.
==== Bart vs. Thanksgiving ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Startled Grampa couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
==== Bart the Daredevil ====
* The full intro was edited in Sky Showcase and BBC airings to cut to the driveway.
* Homer banging a glass on the table was cut in Sky Showcase and BBC airings.
* Two scenes of the Truckasaurus scene were cut in Sky Showcase and BBC airings (Homer being pulled out of a car by the rescue team and Marge saying "Wow, a woman mud puller").
* Lisa telling Bart he will kill himself if he jumps Springfield Gorge was cut in Sky Showcase and BBC airings.
** Despite this, Lance Murdock encouraging Bart to jump Springfield Gorge wasn't cut, nor was Bart saying, "Bitchin'!" as he watches Lance Murdock or the famous scene of Homer falling down Springfield Gorge twice (It should be noted that the second fall where the ambulance crashes and Homer falls out never had the repeat scenes of Homer falling with the gurney landing on his head. This was new footage created for the season 4 episode "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show").
====Itchy & Scratchy & Marge====
*In the cartoon "Kitchen Kut-Ups", Itchy stabbing Scratchy in the stomach was cut in Channel 4 airings, It was once shown uncut in evening airings, but was shown cut on April 10th, 2023 in the 6pm slot.
==== Bart Gets Hit by a Car ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Homer's Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
====The Way We Was====
*Jacqueline saying, "Whores use rouge." while prepping Marge for the prom was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
**Despite this, Homer and Barney smoking in the bathroom wasn't cut, nor was Marge burning a bra as part of a women's rights protest, McBain throwing someone out the window in the film, Selma telling Patty that Marge's dates are ugly because Marge doesn't "put out", Principal Dondelinger stopping a student from entering the prom because he has a bong, Barney streaking during the prom and Principal Dondelinger commenting that he now has a decade's worth of detention, and Artie nearly raping Marge in the car after the prom.
====Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?====
*The couch gag of this episode (The Hidden Maggie couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*McBain gunning down all of Mendoza's associates was cut in BBC airings.
*McBain throwing Senator Mendoza out of a window was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*During the flashback of Abe meeting the carny woman before he married Homer's mom, Abe's line about the carny woman, "She would do things your mother would never do, like have sex for money," was cut down to "She would do things your mother would never do" on Channel 4 airings.
*The car ride home from the hospital was cut in BBC airings because of its excessive use of the word "bastard" (which Bart actually uses correctly in this context, since Abe and the carny woman weren't married when Herb was conceived, but Bart still gets in trouble for it because "bastard" is a curse word). The Channel 4 airings also cut the part, but they leave in Lisa saying, "A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian!"
*Herbert Powell saying "Welcome to my home, brother." and Homer replying "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!" was cut in BBC airings. In contrast, Sky Showcase left in Herb saying "Welcome to my house, brother," but cut Homer's "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!" line, while Channel 4 shortens Homer's "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!" line down to "Holy moly!"
**Despite this, the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, "Sundae Bloody Sundae" (the first one to feature blood), wasn't edited in any way.
====Bart's Dog Gets an F==== 
*The couch gag of this episode (The Pets and Family couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*Marge showing Lisa her sewing callus by burning her finger with a lighter was cut in Channel 4 airings in the UK, and Network 10 airings in Australia.
*Ms. Winthrop saying "Bloody twits." was edited in Channel 4 airings so that "bloody" is cut.
*Ms. Winthrop saying "Pull the bloody chain, boy!" was edited in Channel 4 airings so that "bloody" was cut.
*Ms. Winthrop saying "You son of a bitch!" was edited in BBC airings so that "bitch!" was cut (even though it's more-or-less used correctly in this context, since Santa's Little Helper is a dog), while Channel 4 airings cut the entire line.
==== Old Money ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Startled Grampa couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
====Brush with Greatness====
*Bart yelling, "Bitchin'!" as he slides down the H2-Whoa! was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge's line, "He's just a little S.O.B!" as she's trying to keep Homer from eating whipped cream out of depression was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, Channel 4 didn't cut Mr. Burns fat-shaming Homer after Homer announces that he's down to his target weight, Bart and Lisa's jump rope rhyme "Lincoln, Lincoln/I've been thinking/What the hell have you been drinking?/Is it water?/Is it wine?/Oh, my God!/It's turpentine!", the news anchors making fun of Homer getting stuck on the H2-Whoa!, the sign that reads "This Park Is Not Copless, So Ladies, Don't Go Topless" and has a picture of a security guard carrying a topless woman over his shoulder, or the end where Mr. Burns thanks Marge for not making fun of his genitalia in the portrait, with Marge commenting, "I thought I did."
==== The War of the Simpsons ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Homer's Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
====Three Men and a Comic Book====
*The couch gag of this episode (The Fallen Over Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*The screen fading to black as Bart drinks his soda was cut in BBC airings (this was more of a time cut, as the episode was going to commercial at that point).
*The flashing lights as Comic Book Guy laughs fiendishly were slowed down in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Mrs. Glick watching two people making out on TV, which she describes as "filthy, but genuinely arousing", wasn't cut, nor was Mrs. Glick cleaning Bart's wounds with iodine, the flashback of Mrs. Glick's brother, Asa, dying from holding a grenade for too long ("This one's for you, Kaiser Bill. Special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys from 'D' company. Yeah, Johnny, Harrison, Brooklyn Bob, and Reggie. Yeah, even Reggie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to --"), Bart, Milhouse and Martin strangling each other as they fight over the comic, and Homer seeing Bart, Milhouse, and Martin fighting in the treehouse during the thunderstorm and not doing anything to save them.
===Season 3===
==== Stark Raving Dad====
*The couch gag of this episode (The Tipping Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*Following the release of the documentary, Leaving Neverland, and the new and confirmed accusations of child sexual abuse by Michael Jackson, this episode has now been banned from newer releases of the Complete Third Season DVD (older releases still have the episode), Disney+, and all cable reruns, both in America and overseas.
====When Flanders Failed====
* The screen fading to black as Homer chokes on his burger was missing in BBC airings. Channel 4 airings showed the part where he choked, but missed the sigh afterwards.
* American free-TV syndication also cuts Homer choking on his burger as he laughs evilly, but the American syndicated version cuts off before viewers can see Homer actually choking. The scene has since been reinstated for cable syndication, DVD release, and streaming.
==== Bart the Murderer ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Human Pyramid couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
* The end of the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon "The Sound of Silencers" was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove Itchy gunning down a gangster cat while spelling "The End" in bullets.
** Despite this, the mention of prostitution as one of Bart's offenses wasn't cut.
==== Homer Defined ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Alien couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
====Like Father, Like Clown====
*Krusty saying "Ooh, sex chat." was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening and post-watershed.
**Despite this, Krusty actually calling the number and finding that there are no sexy ladies on the other lines wasn't cut, nor was Krusty walking past the Springfield-X cinema showing the films "For Your Thighs Only", "Crocodile Done Me", and "Doctor Strangepants".
==== Treehouse of Horror II====
* The flashing lights in the opening were slowed in Channel 4 airings.
*The flashing lights at the start of each nightmare were slowed down in Channel 4 airings.
*All mention of "Bonerland" as the new name for America in "Bart's Nightmare" (Edna Krabappel saying "And our country isn’t called America anymore; it's… Bonerland", Bart's test sheet with "Bonerland" as the answer, and Dr. Marvin Monroe's office window reading, "Dr. Marvin Monroe. Child Psychologist. Member of the Bonerland Medical Association") were cut/digitally altered on Channel 4 airings.
*The flashing lights as Burns and Mr. Smithers go down to the laboratory were slowed down in Channel 4 airings.
*The "Next week on The Simpsons" fake preview where Lisa tells Homer that Springfield Elementary is running a spaghetti night and Mr. Burns' head tells Homer that they've been invited to meet Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands (and Homer grousing, "I hate having two heads!") was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
====Saturdays of Thunder====
*The McBain movie in the episode where a waiter grabs a gun and repeatedly shoots Scoey was cut in Channel 4 airings, whilst BBC airings only cut some of the violence.
*Homer using Bill Cosby's book was cut in Channel 4 airings, following Cosby being outed as a sexual predator.
* The two weasels handing Nelson a knife before he starts the race and in return banging their heads together was cut in BBC airings. while Channel 4 airings only cut the knife part. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
** Neither channel cuts Nelson putting his cigarette out on his tongue after being told not to smoke in the pit area, Martin crashing his soapbox racer, the racer being set on fire, and Martin running screaming out of it (also on fire), someone banging from inside Nelson's soapbox racer and Nelson snapping, "You didn't hear nothing!", Homer accidentally drinking paint thinner and spitting it out during the father/son montage, Selma spraying Barney with mace, or Nelson using a whip on Bart during the race.
====Bart the Lover====
*In the "World Without Zinc" short film, the scene of Billy trying to shoot himself in the head, only to learn that the gun he has doesn't work without zinc was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The strobe light effects during the yo-yo assembly were cut down on Channel 4 airings.
*BBC airings cut Bart prefacing the yo-yo trick that breaks the classroom fish tank with, "It's a little trick I call, 'Plucking the Pickle'. I just build up a little steam and..."
*Homer going through any celebrities who became famous for yo-yo tricks (which include Donald Trump, Arnold Palmer, and Bill Cosby) was cut to remove the mention of Bill Cosby (though not Donald Trump) in Channel 4 airings, following Cosby being outed as a sexual predator.
*The swear jar subplot was cut in BBC airings to remove Homer nearly cursing in church after putting a $20 bill in the collection plate and Homer almost calling Flanders a "dirty bastard" after Flanders gets royalty checks in the mail for his work in commercials now that he shaved his mustache, though not Homer nearly yelling, "Oh, you son of a --" after almost getting a strike. In Channel 4 airings, only the part in the church was cut.
==== Homer at the Bat ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Unconscious Family couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
==== Dog of Death ====
* Mr. Burns telling Smithers "If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?" was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove "sniffing at your crotch", though not Smithers' reply, "Um, if you did it, sir?"
* The scene of Mr. Burns brainwashing Santa's Little Helper into being a vicious soulless killer was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the first shot of Santa's Little Helper strapped to the chair with his eyes forced open while Smithers administers eye drops and two scenes from the violent film montage (a poodle getting hit in the nose with a newspaper and infamous footage of Lyndon Baines Johnson holding a dog by the ears as the dog struggles, though the latter scene was severely shortened so that only one frame is shown).
* Following the controversy behind Leaving Neverland and the banning of the season three episode "Stark Raving Dad", some international channels, specifically the Australian version on Network Ten, digitally altered the map to remove the name "Michael Jackson" from "Michael Jackson Expressway". This was also cut from the high-def version of this episode, though not the standard 4:3 definition version, and is also uncut on the season three DVD set.
** Despite this, Channel 4 didn't digitally remove the words "Michael Jackson Expressway" on the map, nor did they edit out the cameo of Bill Cosby's "Fatherhood" book in the fireplace, or cut the scene of Marge looking for a good photo for the "Missing Dog" poster and finding nothing but photos of Homer abusing Santa's Little Helper and Santa's Little Helper fighting back or the end caption that reads, "No animals were harmed during the making of this episode. A cat got sick and someone shot a duck, but that's it."
==== Black Widower ====
* Homer saying "If some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives... and tear him a new belly button!" (with Homer miming stabbing during the last part) was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "and tear him a new belly button!" and the stabbing, but is uncut in evening and post-watershed airings. 
** Despite this, Channel 4 didn't cut Sideshow Bob telling Bart that if he wanted to kill him, he'd "choke him like a chicken" as soon as he was let in the house, Krusty sarcastically warning Sideshow Bob not to drop his daytime Emmy in the prison shower, Chief Wiggum leaving his gun next to the cake where two kids are near it, Krusty almost telling the "12-Inch Pianist" joke on the wedding tape, Sideshow Bob playing the violin outside of two conjugal visit trailers swaying back and forth from sex motions, and Bart telling everyone that they should get out of the gas-filled hallway before they all suffocate, then laugh it off.
====The Otto Show====
*David St. Hubbins saying, "Well, this is a rock concert, not the bleedin... splish-splash show." was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours to remove "bleedin".
*In Bart's dream of being a drugged-out British rock star, both instances of him saying, "Slag off" (when Bart's manager tells him to get on the stage and after Milhouse says, "You've changed, man. It used to be about the music.") were cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours. Coincidentally (and ironically), the line was originally supposed to be "Piss off", but the U.S. censors objected, so it was changed to "slag off". Had the actual "piss off" line been used, it still would have been cut in the UK.
**Despite this, Otto asking Patty if she's "always been a chick" and if she "was born a man" during the first time Otto takes his driver's test wasn't cut, nor was Otto's mad dash to school that ends with the bus getting flipped on its side and everyone rushing to payphones to call the "How's My Driving?" hotline, Nelson saying that Bart's rendition of "Polly Wolly Doodle" is "polly wolly crappy", Otto telling Lisa the scary story of the axe-wielding maniac hiding in a woman's car, the flashback of Homer Simpson as a teenager eating food in the backseat of his car (which looks like he's making out with someone), and Otto telling Patty that he wants to retake the test so he can "staple [his] license to Homer Simpson's big, bald head."
==== Bart's Friend Falls in Love ====
* Mrs. Krabappel smoking a cigarette and commenting, "She's faking it" during the sex education class where she shows Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What was cut in Channel 4 airings, but was later added back in. 
** Despite this, the rest of the sex education class sequence wasn't cut (including Mrs. Krabappel asking two pale religious kids to step outside and pray for the class's souls, Mrs. Krabappel saying that her ex-husband Mr. Krabappel chased something small and fluffy down a rabbit hole, Mrs. Krabappel telling the class that most of them will never fall in love and only marry out of fear of dying alone, and the porn music that plays during the "Honeymoon" part of Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What), nor was Troy McClure mentioning that one of his previous educational films was Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly, the imagine spot of Marge and the kids mourning over Homer dying from obesity-related issues and the rest of the family getting crushed by a piano crate, Homer angrily yelling like a jungle native during the Indiana Jones spoof in the beginning, Milhouse saying, "When I find out who hit me with that ball, I'm gonna tear 'em a new…" before he notices Samantha, or Bart breaking the Magic 8 Ball across Milhouse's face during their fight.
====Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?====
*The chalkboard gag of this episode (I will not fake seizures) was edited in BBC airings to replace it with Black Widower's gag (Funny noises are not funny).
*Smithers telling Mr. Burns that Homer is "shooting blanks" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The memory of Homer being on the couch during Dallas' famous "Who Shot J.R.?" storyline was cut on BBC airings as the UK didn't air Dallas yet and didn't want any spoilers to be leaked. This scene has since been reinstated.
*Mr. Burns asking Smithers if Homer is "...the man with the lazy sperm" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Two references to Bart wanting to spend Homer's award money on a machine gun (during the scene of the family and Herb playing a board game and when Herb gives Bart a membership to the NRA before he leaves) was cut on BBC airings, but has since been reinstated.
*Herb saying "Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?" and Homer replying "I try but I can't…" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
**Despite this, the homeless man telling the others around the campfire that he used to be the owner of Disney-themed illegal massage parlors until Disney shut them down due to copyright infringement wasn't cut on either Channel 4, Sky Showcase, or BBC, nor was Herb punching Homer in the face when Homer answers the door, the microscope slide of Homer's sperm (both when Smithers shows Mr. Burns how lazy it is and the end when Homer is in the vibrating chair), or Homer falling off the balcony during the award show.
===Season 4===
==== Kamp Krusty====
*Bart slapping Mrs. Krabappel on the butt during the opening dream was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Millhouse being dunked in the toilet during the summer vacation countdown was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Groundskeeper Willie spiking the punch at the teacher's lounge party.
*The photo of the kids watching a cock fight in Tijuana, Mexico was cut in BBC and Channel 4 airings (as per the BBFC's rule against showing animal abuse and cruelty, such as horse falls and cockfights).
**Despite these edits, Bart decked out in Rambo gear (complete with machine gun and bullet bandoliers) during the dream at the beginning wasn't cut, nor was most of the abuse and squalor the kids went through during their stay at Kamp Krusty (including Milhouse nearly dying of a snake bite and Kearney forcing him to get up and continue hiking, the arts and crafts center being turned into a "Dickensian workhouse" with Jimbo and Kearney forcing the kids to make imitation Gucci wallets, and a kid in the infirmary getting cigarette smoke blown in his face during the "Kamp Krusty" song montage), Homer and Marge having sex in the shower (and later in bed after Homer shows Marge that he lost five pounds and grew new hair), some of the rioting when the kids take over the camp (including the kids chanting "Burn, Krusty, Burn!" around a flaming effigy of Krusty), Krusty offending Queen Elizabeth II during Wimbledon, the paparazzi asking Krusty if he attempted suicide over the news about Kamp Krusty and whether he and Princess Di are "just friends" (along with Krusty punching the cameraman), and the photo of Lisa and Bart finding Krusty passed out drunk on a Mexican street.
====A Streetcar Named Marge====
*This episode only aired once in BBC before never airing again due to the offensive "New Orleans" song (and news that the episode reran around the time that Hurricane Katrina and the destruction and disastrous scandals centered around rescuing people from that area in America made headlines). This was also banned by Channel 4, but was later shown with the entire song removed and Bart's line, "He's such a bitch!" while watching the beauty pageant cut. Recent Channel 4 airings leave in the "New Orleans" song, even with the word "whores" uncut, but still cut Bart's "He's such a bitch!" line.
*Over in America, the episode did cause controversy over the "New Orleans" musical number, but only around the time of its premiere. There were no edits or cuts done to the song, but the chalkboard line punishment for "Homer the Heretic" became "I will not defame New Orleans" in response to the complaints.
==== Homer the Heretic ====
* Homer reading a Playdude magazine (where he skips over an article about Lorne Michaels to read the "Unabashed Dictionary" feature about an IUD [intra-uterine device] being referred to as "Love Springs Internal") was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
** Despite this, the beginning where Homer dreams that he's a fetus swimming in utero until the water drains, the Homer fetus tears off his own umbilical cord, and a hand reaches inside to grab him wasn't cut, nor was Homer trying to feed Apu's Ganesh statue a peanut and saying, "No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out gods, you must have been out taking a whiz," Homer whizzing with the door open, Jamshed pulling out a gun after Apu leaves him in charge of the Kwik-E-Mart, some of the more threatening/terrifying scenes from the part where Homer is trapped in his burning house and Flanders tries to save him, and Homer imagining himself laughing at Flanders while Flanders is trapped in his burning house.
==== Lisa the Beauty Queen ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Off-Film couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
* The beauty pageant audience laughing at Sanjay's daughter after she announces she's going to play "MacArthur Park" on the tabla was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The "chamber of horrors" showing Dr. Ruth, Mr. T, and Ronald Reagan's heads on pikes (after the museum curator tells Bart that the torso for Lisa's wax figure used to belong to Dr. Ruth and her head is on a pike in the chamber of horrors) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Otto crashing the Paralyzer ride car into the school after Bart tells him to crank up the speed wasn't cut (it was cut on the old American syndicated version, but only for time, not content. The newer syndicated versions on cable TV, as well as the DVD and streaming versions have this scene uncut), nor was Principal Skinner beating up the Disney lawyer and his goons, Bart nearly getting caught for having a three-card monte booth, Bart's suggestive panting and howling after his line "Dad, did you see the girls they have at those contests?", Homer's line, "Well, if I could gouge out someone else's eyes and shove 'em into my sockets, I would, but to me, she's beautiful," one of the beauty pageant contestant's line about Tina Epstein, "Whoa, if you're going to binge, you better purge," Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney wheeling the Squishee machine out of the Kwik-E-Mart after Marge asks Apu and Sanjay, "Who's watching the Kwik-E-Mart?", Homer eating an entire tub of Vaseline after Lisa puts some on her teeth for "that frictionless smile", and Lisa seeing all the kids, as well as a pregnant woman and her own sister, Maggie, smoking cigarettes during the parade.
====Treehouse of Horror III====
* Lightning flashes during the opening were slowed down in Channel 4 airings to avoid any quick lighting effects that could cause seizures to viewers who are epileptic or have issues with photosensitivity.
*The camera flashes throughout "King Homer" were slowed down in Channel 4 airings, also to avoid quick lighting effects that could trigger seizures or illness in photosensitive viewers.
==== Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie====
* Edna Krabappel removing the head off a Krusty the Clown doll revealing a blade was cut in BBC airings, though not Krabappel listing Bart's atrocities (synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots and replacing her birth control pills with Tic-Tacs) or the part where Mrs. Krabappel brings in Arthur and tells him to show her on the doll where Bart put fireworks on him (with heavy implications that Bart once stuck fireworks down Arthur's trousers).
* The start of The Itchy & Scratchy Movie trailer was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove Itchy blowing Scratchy's brains out with a flamethrower and a bazooka, and Itchy gleefully ripping his brains out of his head. The rest of Scratchy's abuse (eye-poking, shaving from his scalp to the front of his face, scribbling on him with marker, and Itchy giving Scratchy bunny ears) wasn't censored.
* The scene in the The Itchy & Scratchy Movie trailer where Itchy chops Scratchy to pieces with an axe after impatiently waiting for Scratchy to be fed through the buzzsaw was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*The Itchy & Scratchy Movie billboard spraying blood onto a newlywed couple was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in. A similar scene later where the Itchy and Scratchy movie billboard gets changed to a billboard for the Springfield Barber College (and keeps in the blood spraying mechanic) was also cut on Sky Showcase, only to be reinstated.
*The hiccuping man repeatedly saying "Kill me" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene in the Steamboat Itchy cartoon where Scratchy crawls into a furnace and Itchy slams his face inside was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in. Despite this, Itchy shooting Scratchy in the knees in the same scene wasn't cut on Sky Showcase. The version shown on Channel 4 deleted the entire "Steamboat Itchy" cartoon.
*The World War II cartoon where Itchy and Scratchy attack Adolf Hitler was shortened to remove the duo decapitating Hitler, then Itchy decapitating Scratchy while Franklin Delano Roosevelt kicks Hitler's and Scratchy's headless corpses while Itchy holds up a sign that reads, "Save Scrap Iron" on Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Bart saying "Not bloody likely." was cut in Channel 4 airings. BBC airings only cut the word "bloody".
**Despite these cuts, the BBC, Channel 4, and Sky Showcase left in Marge's imagine spot of Bart becoming a sleazy male stripper named Bang Bang Bart, Jasper pulling a gun on Grampa Simpson just as Grampa is about to steal Jasper's dentures, Bart cooking a plastic James Bond toy in the microwave, Homer getting ice cream from a truck called "Native American Ice Cream (formerly Big Chief Crazy Cone)", Homer telling Bart that the trick to getting out of jury duty is to say you're prejudiced against all races, Maggie driving the family car and crashing into a nearby prison, the man falling off the drawbridge as it opens up during the long pan of people waiting in line to see The Itchy and Scratchy Movie, Lisa telling Bart that Michael Jackson was one of the celebrity cameos in the movie, and Bart offering Homer to spank him (by baring his butt) instead of banning him from seeing the Itchy and Scratchy movie.
====Marge Gets a Job====
*The episode was pulled from airing on ProSieben Austria due to jokes about nuclear radiation.
*After getting in trouble with an actual viewer with Tourette Syndrome who wanted to sue the show for mocking the condition, the censors changed Bart's claim that he has Tourette's to a claim that he has rabies, though the free-TV syndicated version on American TV keeps the original Tourette's line and the DVD version has the rabies line, but keeps in Bart barking and growling, "Shove it, witch!" and his muttering, "Tourette's Syndrome" under his breath after Krabappel leaves him in the hallway. The DVD version is also the version available on Disney+ streaming and FXX. In Channel 4 airings, both the Tourette's lines are retained, but Bart barking and growling, "Shove it, witch!" is removed. The original version where Mrs. Krabappel mentions that Bart faked Tourette Syndrome hasn't been seen since the first airing in America, though most English dubs shown in other countries do have the original line.
**Despite this, Lionel Hutz saying that Marge's sexual harassment suit was all he needed to "rebuild his shattered practice" and offering Homer and Marge some whiskey at 9:30 in the morning wasn't cut, nor was Groundskeeper Willie fighting the wolf, the heavy implication of Grampa Simpson sticking an oral thermometer up Bart's rear end, Groundskeeper Willie feeding whiskey to the wolf, Smithers gassing Tom Jones and forcing him to say "Hi" to Marge at gunpoint, Mr. Burns' line "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off!" after Marge threatens him with the sexual harassment suit, Bart groaning that his ovaries hurt, the crazed nuclear plant worker with a rifle declaring himself "The Angel of Death" (then going on a killing spree after Marge suggests that Mr. Burns play Tom Jones' music), the doughnut delivery man hitting Lenny with a length of chain and threatening the other workers with, "All right. Anyone else wanna be a hero?", or Homer barging in to the men's bathroom after Smithers finished cleaning the urinals.
==== New Kid on the Block ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Falling Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*The opening scene of Homer watching the game show Hunks was cut to shorten the host asking one of the male contestants which one of the female contestants said about him, "He was so sexy, I hope we could have sex" to just "He was so sexy." and the male contestant saying that he did it with Uta, Candy, and Shasta in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge showing Ruth a VHS copy of a porno video called Das Butt while going over the items in the neighborhood welcome basket was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer asking Ruth if they were talking about sex when Ruth said that, despite being a single woman, she has "all the normal appetites" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The flashback of Jimbo dunking Bart's head in the school toilet was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove Bart's head in the toilet, as well as Skinner asking Jimbo if everything is okay in the stall and continuing to wait.
*Moe saying, "You little S.O.B!" after, once again, getting tricked by Bart's prank phone call was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe telling Jimbo that he was just going to cut him was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart saying, "As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way." was cut in Channel 4 airings down to just "As usual".
**Surprisingly, Moe threatening to kill Jimbo and Jimbo crying in fear wasn't cut, nor was Jimbo's line, "I don't believe it. Now my pants are chafing me." as he makes out with Laura, Bart's imagine spot of Laura pulling out his heart and kicking it into the trash, Bart smoking a bubble pipe, Homer taking Mrs. Winfield's discarded estrogen pills, and the flashback of young Homer at the zoo seeing two monkeys having sex.
====Mr. Plow====
*Troy McClure's "Live, from Hawaii's beautiful Molokai Island, we're not just for lepers any more, it's Carnival of the Stars!" was changed to "Live from Hawaii's beautiful Molokai Island, it's Carnival of the Stars!" when aired on the BBC. 
**Despite this, the BBC didn't edit Troy McClure mentioning that one of the movies he starred in is called The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, nor did they cut Angela Lansbury walking on hot coals, Homer commenting on how people abuse their bodies before chugging a jar full of pickled egg brine that Moe was about to throw out, or Krusty getting attacked by three Siberian tigers.
*Channel 4 left in the "lepers" line on "Carnival of the Stars", but cut Homer telling the insurance agent that Moe's is a pornography store instead of a bar. This scene used to be uncut until it aired on Christmas Day during family viewing hours and has now aired edited ever since.
*Channel 4 also cut Homer's imagine spot where, on order from George Bush, Sr., Homer plows through the protesters outside of the White House.
====Lisa's First Word====
*The chalkboard gag of this episode (The teacher is not a leper) was changed to "I will not teach others to fly" on BBC airings.
*The Chorus Line Couch Gag was replaced in free-TV airings in America with the Duplicate Family Couch Gag.
**Despite this, the flashback of Bart as a baby seeing Homer and Marge making out in the bed and then saying his first words ("Ay caramba!") wasn't cut, nor was Homer asking Marge if they were going to start "doing it" in the mornings.
==== Homer's Triple Bypass ====
* Sky Showcase (though not Channel 4) darkened the scene of the news reporters outside Homer's hospital room asking Dr. Nick where the bodies are to remove any flashing lights that could affect epileptic and photosensitive viewers. 
** Despite this, Sky Showcase, nor any other British channel, edited the COPS in Springfield opening theme, which included darkly comic jokes about suicide (the man on the ledge choosing to drop to his death rather than come inside with Chief Wiggum), police corruption (the line in the "Bad Cops" song, "Springfield's cops are on the take/But what do you expect for the money we make?"), and police brutality (the line in the "Bad Cops" song, "Whether in a car/Or on a horse/We don't mind/Using excessive force").
*Originally, Dr. Nick's phone number was 1-900-Doctorb, but when the crew found out it was an actual phone number, it was changed in all versions (domestic, international, free-TV, cable, DVD, and streaming) to 1-600-Doctorb.
====Marge vs. the Monorail====
*Channel 4 edited Mayor Quimby's line to Marge "Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards" to "Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some playing cards." 
**Despite this, the Flintstones parody beginning wasn't cut to remove Homer sliding through the glass window in his car or crashing into a chestnut tree, nor were there any cuts to the popcorn truck falling into a pothole during Marge explaining why Main Street is a mess that needs to be cleaned up with the $3 million dollar surplus, Lisa's imagine spot of using the $3 million for VR helmets for public schools where it shows Lisa watching Genghis Kahn and his men attacking a village (with Kahn saying, "Hello, Lisa. I'm Genghis Kahn. You'll go where I go. Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat. Hmm?"), Bart's imagine spot of using the $3 million to get giant, mechanical ants to trash the school and bisect Principal Skinner, Homer suggesting that the $3 million be spent on a giant billboard that reads, "NO FAT CHICKS!", Bart sticking his head out of the monorail window and nearly hitting a pole, Krusty trying to throw himself out the monorail, only to be saved by Leonard Nimoy, the "W" anchor splitting apart conjoined twins (referred to as "Siamese twins", which is now an outdated term) as Dr. Hibbert explains that the operation to separate them is a long and costly procedure; and the end where the Popsicle stick skyscraper gets set on fire by the 50-foot magnifying glass, and random people keep falling off the Escalator to Nowhere.
====I Love Lisa====
*Channel 4 shortened the flashback of how Chief Wiggum got tickets to the Krusty the Clown 29th anniversary show to remove the establishing shot of the porno theater, Chief Wiggum's line "Nothing beats a good porno movie" as he comes in to sit behind Krusty (though the raunchy porno music playing in the background and Krusty thinking that he's about to get arrested weren't cut), and Wiggum's line, "Really? I keep my pants on in this version," after Lisa interrupts with, "That story isn't suitable for children."
**Despite this, Sideshow Mel being "whacked out on wowie sauce" (read: drunk and cursing at Krusty) wasn't cut, nor was the rude messages Bart writes on the candy hearts, Krusty asking why the monkey on his head is called a "urine monkey", the "Kroon Along with Krusty" clip where Krusty in the clip sings "Break On Through To the Other Side" a la Jim Morrison, the scene after that where Krusty wonders what drugs was he on during that performance, Principal Skinner's Vietnam flashback of seeing his Army buddy shot while writing a Valentine to his girlfriend, the close-up of the Krusty Home Pregnancy Test with the warning, "May Cause Birth Defects", Ralph tarring the Simpson's roof and complaining that the tar fumes are making him dizzy, Bart mooning the girls ("I am not a butt") before his cue in the Presidents' Day play, Bart as John Wilkes Booth attacking Milhouse as Abraham Lincoln (and Homer yelling, "Come on, boy! Finish him off!"), and Groundskeeper Willie's line, "I didna cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig. But I'll cry now" during Ralph's death scene in the play.
==== Duffless====
*The couch gag of this episode (The Off-Film couch gag) was edited in free-TV American syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*After Diana Spencer's death in 1997, Barney's line "Hey, it's Princess Di!", then pulling up and finding out that what he thought was Princess Di is just a pile of rags was cut on BBC airings.
====Last Exit to Springfield====
*The couch gag of this episode (The Monster Couch couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*McBain breaking out of the ice sculpture and gunning down everyone at Mendoza's dinner party was severely edited in Channel 4 airings for gun violence and to get rid of the flashing light effects that could trigger seizures in epileptic viewers.
*Mr. Burns' father calling the Japanese "Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Surprisingly, McBain getting poisoned by a shrimp puff wasn't cut, nor was Mendoza unveiling his new drug, Swank, and saying it's "ten times more addictive than marijuana"; the dentist scaring Ralph with "The Big Book of British Smiles", Homer getting hit in the back of the head by the food truck awning as he chants, "Where's my burrito?", and the electricity coming back on in Springfield's red light district.
==== The Front ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Circus Line couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
==== Whacking Day ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Small Chair couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
==== Marge in Chains ====
* This episode was banned on FXX and Freeform after March 2020 since the beginning where Springfield is plagued by a Japanese flu was similar to the early days of the coronavirus/COVID-19 pandemic. Despite this, the episode is available for viewing on Disney+ and the season four DVD set.
==== Krusty Gets Kancelled==== 
*The beginning with the TV show Springfield Squares was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove the Coast Guard boat warning of an impending tidal wave and Charlie Weaver getting drowned by it after refusing to take to Barry White's square (which is higher up) for shelter.
*The flashing lights during the Gabbo trailer were slowed down in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
*The Gabbo crank call on Krusty in Channel 4 airings was missing the line, "Is this the call-back about that porno film? Look, I know I was nervous, but, let me assure you, I'm all man...", though not Krusty saying, "Me rikey veddy much!" and apologizing for offending the alleged Japanese man on the other line.
*Gabbo saying, "I wouldn't want to offend the little S.O.B.'s.", and later saying that the children of Springfield are all "S.O.B.'s" and then Kent accidentally saying it was cut in Channel 4 airings, with the edit making it look like Kent got fired for criticizing Gabbo, though Gabbo's first use of "S.O.Bs" (That oughta hold the little S.O.Bs.") wasn't cut.
** Despite these cuts, Bart smoking a bubble pipe while touring Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion wasn't cut, nor was Bette Midler chasing after a motorist for littering, Krusty hitting Homer in the face with a pie fresh out of the oven, or Krusty telling the Red Hot Chili Peppers to change a line in their song "Give It Away" ("What I got/You gotta get/And put it in you" being changed to "What I like/Is I like/To hug and kiss you").
=== Season 5 ===
====Homer's Barbershop Quartet====
*After Abe says "That's my son up there." Old Jewish Man saying "What the balding fat ass?" and Abe replying "Uh no the Hindu guy." was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Homer saying, "Far out, man. I haven't seen a bong in years." after Bart shows Homer the "pencil holder" he bought at the swap meet was shortened in Channel 4 airings so that he just says, "Far out, man."
*Nigel saying that a lot of women would want to have sex with the Be Sharps and he wants them to think they can was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings. 
**Despite this, Bart eating the Be Sharps Funny Foam that was pulled off the market for being toxic if ingested wasn't cut, nor was Marge scaring the kids with the Homer dummy she made so the kids wouldn't miss Homer while he was on tour, or Homer getting hit in the head with his own Grammy after throwing it off his hotel room balcony.
====Cape Feare====
* The episode was banned in Germany due to the "Up Late with McBain" beginning, which featured a show announcer named Obergruppenfuerher Wolfcastle wearing a full SS uniform and McBain cracking a homophobic joke about Scoey the band leader's outfit. The episode finally aired on ProSieben in 1999 with the first scene cut.
* The flashing lights in the transition from Bart's bedroom to Sideshow Bob's prison cell were slowed in Channel 4 airings.
*Itchy plugging the laser back in, slicing Scratchy to bits was cut in Spacetoon airings.
**Despite this, ProSieben, Channel 4, and Spacetoon did not cut the following: The Simpsons coming back from Terror Lake to find that Grampa has turned into a woman because he didn't take his pills, Sideshow Bob writing in his own blood (until he passes out and Snake tells him to use a pen), the infamous line, "No one who speaks German could be an evil man", the Blue-Haired Lawyer asking the people at Sideshow Bob's parole hearing if anyone wants to kill Selma now (with Patty raising her hand because "...[Selma] always leaves the toilet seat up"), Sideshow Bob getting comically crushed by the parade welcoming people to Terror Lake, the famous "Sideshow Bob steps on rakes" part (though American syndication on free-TV had shortened this due to how long the gag was), and Lisa thinking Homer has been drugged, but Marge's annoyed, "No, he hasn't" implies that he normally drools in his sleep.
====Homer Goes to College====
*Homer saying "Those bastards." during Bart's outline of the mascot kidnapping plot was cut in BBC, Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, the end credits montage showing Homer's second go-around in college wasn't edited to remove Homer getting spanked as part of his fraternity pledge or flashing the audience at graduation, nor was the scene of Bart, with a crazy look in his eyes, sharpening two knives and telling Marge to "start digging some nerd holes" after missing out on the Itchy and Scratchy episode where Scratchy finally kills Itchy.
====Rosebud====
*The scene of The Ramones performing at Mr. Burns' birthday party was edited both on Canada's Global channel and in the UK:
**Global Channel cuts "I'd just like to say this gig sucks!", "Up yours, Springfield!" and "Go to hell, you old bastard!", making it seem as if Burns was traumatized solely because of the punk music and not the profanity and punk music, though some Canadian broadcasts did manage to let the "Go to hell" in "Go to Hell, you old bastard" slip by.
**Channel 4 in the UK only edited the "Up yours, Springfield" and the "...you old bastard" in "Go to hell, you old bastard!", while Sky Showcase and BBC only edited out "Go to hell, you old bastard!"
*During Mr. Burns's announcement that the television and beer supply will be cut off if Homer doesn't give Mr. Burns back his teddy bear, Patty's line, "Holy crap!" was cut on Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Following Princess Diana's death in 1997, the scene of Mr. Burns getting his photo taken by a paparazzo after putting Maggie's pacifier in his mouth was cut to remove the word "paparazzo" from Burns's line, "Damn you, paparazzo!" on Sky Showcase, because the paparazzi was implicated in causing the car crash that killed her. This line has since been reinstated.
*Ten Network in Australia made their own edits for this episode (both of which, despite their violent content, were left in on UK airings):
**The part where Mr. Burns's security guards beat everyone up after Burns cancels the rest of the party following Homer's horrible stand-up act was cut.
**Barney threatening Homer with a gun after Burns cuts off the beer supply and Homer slamming the door on Barney, causing him to shoot someone or something that makes a woman scream and causes a cop car to arrive was cut.
***Despite these cuts, Global, Channel 4, Sky Showcase, and Ten Network did not cut Homer telling Mr. Burns that he wants "a million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper ones", the flashback of Bobo with Hitler during the bombing of Berlin in 1945, Mr. Burns spraying knock-out gas in Ned Flanders' face during their first botched attempt at getting Bobo back, and/or Mr. Burns getting attacked by Professor Frink's robotic bear (American free-TV syndication did cut this, but it was for time, not content).
====Treehouse of Horror IV ====
*The lightning flashes during the opening, the title card of "The Devil and Homer Simpson", Devil Flanders turning Homer‘s head into a donut, during Bart's deathly bus nightmare, in the scene where Bart first sees the gremlin, the scene where Bart was taken by Skinner and throughout "Bart Simpson's Dracula" were slowed down in Channel 4 airings due to strobe effects.
*Homer ripping the I.O.U sheet while saying "Bastard!" was cut in BBC and Sky Showcase airings. On Channel 4 airings during watershed hours, the word was replaced with Homer screaming. Sky Showcase aired this scene intact at 8pm on October 28th, 2022 with the episode pin-locked for content.
*Nixon declaring that he's not dead yet, and Devil Flanders stating, "Hey, I did a favor for you!" was cut on BBC airings because, at the time the episode first aired in the UK, Richard Nixon had already died. This was also cut on American free-TV syndication for time reasons.
*Count Burns saying "Oh, son of a --" after realizing he's still on speaker was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Homer's line, "Oh, I guess killing will be fun enough." after Lisa orders Homer not to touch the Super Happy Fun Slide lever was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*Channel 4 airings edited Homer killing Count Burns to remove Homer driving a stake into Count Burns's crotch multiple times (the edited version has Homer driving the stake there once before Lisa tells Homer where he's driving the stake) and shortened Count Burns's agonized dying to remove emphasis on his suffering before turning to dust (though Count Burns coming back to life to fire Homer wasn't cut).
**Despite this, Homer's line, "Yeah, his haircut is so queer" on "Bart Simpson's 'Dracula'" wasn't cut, nor was the end of "Nightmare at 5 1/2 Feet" where Bart sees the gremlin with Ned Flanders' decapitated head as Bart is being driven to the mental hospital.
==== Marge on the Lam ====
* Chief Wiggum telling Homer to get an inflatable woman, adding that he should "...make sure it's a woman though, cause one time I--", before interrupting himself was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Lionel Hutz waking up and scaring the kids by brandishing a knife, then backing down when he realizes that he's not at the YMCA wasn't cut, nor was Homer nearly getting his arms cut off when he's stuck in the vending machines, the quick sight of a dismembered, skeletal arm stuck in the Crystal Buzz Cola machine, Ruth taking Marge out to shoot cans off a fence, or Homer kissing the solid waste pile after he and Chief Wiggum land on it.
====Bart's Inner Child====
*Homer causing a car to flip on its side while driving to get the trampoline was cut in Sky Showcase, but this was later added back in.
*Kent Brockman's line, "And this reporter thinks it's about f[bleep]ing time..." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "f[bleep]ing", but it is uncut in evening airings.
*A car crashing into another car while Otto is working the parking lot during the "Do What You Feel Festival" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Mayor Quimby saying "You two screwed up royal!" was edited in Sky Showcase airings so the word "royal!" was cut (though the line wasn't a jab at the royal family), but this was later added back in.
*Snake tackling a man during the riot was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
**Despite this, the kids getting hurt on the trampoline (including Otto dislocating his shoulder) wasn't cut, nor was Krusty launching into a dirty limerick with "There once was a man named Enis...", Jimbo and Kearney using the Simpsons car as a trampoline after Homer finally gets rid of the real one, Bart riding a chair on the sink garbage disposal, Kent's line about the "Do What You Feel" festival being better than the "Do As We Say" festival which was started by German settlers in 1946 (implying that the event was run by former Nazis), Groundskeeper Willie's speech about killing everyone and burning the town to cinders if elected mayor, Patty and Selma riding naked on a horse and Captain McCallister taking pictures, and Mayor Quimby proudly introducing his mistress during the "Do What You Feel" festival and saying he feels good about his womanizing.
==== Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood====
* Homer's line, "How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh?" was cut on Sky Showcase to remove the word "crappy". This line has since aired uncut. 
**Surprisingly, the scenes of knives being used by the townspeople (Moe threatening Hans Moleman with a knife and Hans brandishing one of his own from a cane, only to fall over; Jimbo and Kearney using a knife to open Martin's box of cookies, only to rob him of them; and Dr. Hibbert performing street surgery on a man with appendicitis), Bart getting his neckerchief caught in the door after he runs out of the Junior Campers classroom, Scratchy getting struck by lightning on the Itchy and Scratchy show episode "Ahhh! Wilderness!", Bart reading the "10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety" book (which includes a character named Donny Don't about to brush his teeth with a knife, using a knife in a slingshot, and preparing to stab a sleeping house cat with a knife), and the scary/creepy scenes with Ernest Borgnine and his scout troop getting lost in a swamp, about to be attacked by a bear, and getting killed by an unseen predator in the woods weren't edited.
====The Last Temptation of Homer====
*Channel 4 and BBC edited the part where a random man passes by Homer and Mindy's booth at the energy convention and yells, "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastards!" by cutting "bastards". Sky Showcase edited the same part and also cut Mindy retorting, "Get bent!" (though Homer telling the "No more Chernobyls!" guy to "Go to hell!" wasn't cut). Later airings on Sky Showcase edited the same scene by muting the word "bastards", but left in Mindy saying, "Get bent!" while Channel 4 now airs this uncut, but only during post-watershed hours.
**Despite these cuts, BBC, Channel 4, and Sky Showcase didn't edit the part where Homer tries to watch TV with Marge, only to see a Kent Brockman news report about U.S. Presidents who have cheated on their wives (John F. Kennedy, Dwight D. Eisenhower, George Bush, Sr., and Bill Clinton) called "Hail to the Cheat", a documentary about an insect that has many partners and no feelings of shame or remorse over it, and a commercial featuring close-ups of tight and toned women's bodies in spandex exercising with sexual moaning in the background and the announcer saying, "Just Do It", with Homer running screaming out of the room (and the commercial actually being a public service announcement about checking for ringworm rather than a commercial for Nike, which has "Just Do It" as its slogan), nor did they edit Lenny, Carl, Charlie, and Homer getting trapped in a room after a hazardous chemical causes a cloud of smoke, the two times the bell-hop makes sexual noises at Homer (with the second time resulting in Homer punching him in the eye), Homer crying and telling Mindy that they're going to have sex and he doesn't want to because, even though he finds her attractive and he sometimes hates his family, he doesn't want to cheat on Marge (the "We're going to have sex" line was originally cut on Sky Showcase when used on the season six episode "Another Simpsons Clip Show"), and Homer imagining Mindy as the famous Birth of Venus painting (with Lenny and Carl asking Homer if he's ever seen a naked chick before).
==== $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) ====
* The couch gag of the episode (The first take of the Clapboard couch gag) was replaced in syndication to the Circus Line couch gag.
*Kent's report about how Fort Springfield's closure devastated the liquor and prostitution industries (including a shot of two women in sleazy dresses standing by the side of the road hitchhiking) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene of Raymond Babbitt going into an autistic screaming fit and Homer copying him was cut in Channel 4 airings. This scene was also edited on American free-TV syndication (the cable reruns have this uncut), but this was a cut for time, not content.
*Krusty talking and singing about herpes during his "Adults Only" stand-up was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Abe and Old Jewish Man walking past a "XXX" theatre playing the films "Sperms of Endearment" and "I'll Do Anyone" wasn't cut, nor was Maggie nearly getting attacked by Gunter and Ernst's white tiger, Anastasia, Barney drinking cups of coins and belching them out while people collect them, Gunter and Ernst getting attacked by Anastasia, Bart telling the Squeaky-Voiced Teen that the casino's martinis suck, Homer threatening to shoot Marge when she comes home from the casino (during the part where Homer freaks out over The Boogeyman being in their house), Robert Goulet hitting Milhouse in the face with his microphone, and the act one break joke where the town descends into drunkenness, fireworks lighting, and sexual promiscuity after Homer says the town is setting a good example for the kids by legalizing gambling.
==== Homer the Vigilante====
* The couch gag of this episode (Take 3 of the Clapboard couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*Abe's line, "I'm filled with piss and vinegar. At first, I was just filled with vinegar." was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings. It was also cut in Sky Showcase airings, but later reinstated.
*The Act One end gag where Marge warns Homer not to use guns in the house and guns going off in everyone's hands was cut on the BBC to remove sight of Bart with a rifle in his hand and apologizing after a gunshot goes off. This was also cut on free-TV American syndication.
====Bart Gets Famous====
*Following the 2004 tsunami, Channel 4 cut the two scenes involving a tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur (the first one where Ken Brockman tries to pronounce "Kuala Lumpur", but changes it to France and the second scene where Kent Brockman refuses to read the news because someone took his cheese danish, and Pedro/Chespirito/The Bumblebee Man comes in, reads the tidal wave report in a serious, accentless English voice, then screams "Ay, carumba!" in his native Mexican Spanish accent, and passes out) but was later added back in.
====Homer and Apu====
*Apu walking into the Simpsons’s house was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the lightning flashes, though they kept in Homer screaming over Apu allegedly trying to strangle him, only for Apu to explain that extending his arms is a gesture of apology in his native village, then realizing that it's a threatening gesture and many have needlessly died.
* James Woods cursing as he's talking to his agent about the role change and cleaning the microwave oven ("Lousy, frickin', no-good mother[bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep], [bleep] cheese!") was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Apu saving James Woods from getting shot during a robbery was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the criminal firing the gun (though Apu diving to block the bullet was left in) and edited Apu saying "Oh! The searing kiss of hot lead, how I've missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying." down to "I think I'm dying."
** Despite this, Patty and Selma revealing their voodoo doll of Homer where they've been jabbing needles into his eyes wasn't cut, nor was Apu strangling Homer after their failed trip to the Kwik-E-Mart headquarters, Barney, Apu, and Marge trying to outrun the cranberry juice tidal wave at the Monstro-Mart, Bart contorting his body and saying he got out of school by claiming to be mangled in a car wreck, and Apu trying to commit suicide by eating a contaminated hot dog.
====Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy====
*The scene of Jasper reading the instructions on the bottle of heart pills Abe swiped from Andy Griffith as the ambulance with Griffith in it passes by them was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The part where Smithers prints out information about Stacy LaVelle's last known whereabouts was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove Smithers start-up screen of a naked Mr. Burns saying, "Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on," and Smithers sheepishly telling Lisa to ignore that. The current reruns on Channel 4 reinstate the scene of the embarrassing start-up screen on Smithers' computer, but still cuts the Andy Griffith pill bottle scene.
**Despite this, Grampa falling off the bike (which he's riding without a helmet or proper safety gear) and into an open grave after Lisa throws the talking Malibu Stacy doll out the window wasn't cut, nor was the female tour guide flirting with (read: being playfully sexually harassed by) her boss, Homer trying to sell Maggie on playing with Sergeant Thug's Secret Mountaintop Command Post (complete with death-bringer missiles that really launch) and getting pricked, electric-shocked, and have a missile blow up in his mouth, Lisa fighting the other girls over the Malibu Stacy dolls, and Lisa's friends thinking that "sexist" is a dirty word.
====Homer Loves Flanders====
*After Homer proudly declares that Ned Flanders is his friend as he drives by Lenny and Carl, the Channel 4 airings cut the part where Lenny asks, "What did he say?" and Carl says, "I dunno. Something about being gay." The scene was later reinstated after audiences complained about the joke being removed.
*Homer saying, "Later sex." to Marge as he heads to Flanders' house was cut in Channel 4 airings, though "Deep Space Homer" (the previous episode) left in the Married...With Children spoof where Peg begs Al for sex ("Al! Let's have sex!"), Al says no, the audience mindlessly laughs at it, then goes crazy when Al flushes the toilet next to the couch.
*On Channel 4 airings, Ned's nightmare of climbing a bell tower, assembling an assault rifle, and opening fire on innocent victims (until a mailman returns fire with his own gun) was cut down to Ned climbing the bell tower and assembling the gun before waking up in horror.
*In non-English dubs of the episode (particularly the Mexican Spanish version), Homer, after waking up from his nightmare, tells Marge that he thinks he hates Michael Jackson instead of Ted Koppel, since Michael Jackson is/was a more world-renowned celebrity than Ted Koppel, who's only known in America.
**Despite this, Moe threatening Flanders with "If you tell anyone about this, the next words out of your mouth will be muffled by your own butt," after Flanders recognizes Moe as the guy who reads to children in the hospital wasn't cut on Channel 4, nor was Rod and Todd fighting over the Pixie Stick Bart gave them, Flanders yelling, "BREATHE THROUGH YOUR DAMN MOUTH!" in church after being annoyed over Homer breathing through his nose, Mr. Burns telling the football team to score one for the poor crippled kid in the hospital (Milhouse) because he crippled him, the subsequent scene of Milhouse telling his parents that Mr. Burns might come back for him, and Chief Wiggum telling people that Flanders is "hepped up on goofballs".
====Burns' Heir====
*The flashback of Mr. Burns sabotaging a Greenpeace boat was cut on Channel 4 airings to remove Mr. Burns throwing a bong away and saying that all this time, he's been smoking harmless tobacco.
*Moe saying, "Crap!" after doing his Travis Bickle impression and breaking the mirror with his gun was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Lisa's line, "Yeah, me too. That midget taught me a lot about his native Estonia" (during the end when Homer explained to Bart that the Simpson family that said they didn't miss Bart were just actors playing them) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, the scene of Mr. Burns giving Bart a sports car to drive (with Bart crashing through bales of hay, several animals, and a Christmas village) wasn't cut, nor was the flashback of Mr. Burns as a young man shooting at a homeless man's feet to make him dance, Mr. Burns strangling Smithers for nearly letting him drown in the tub, Homer suggesting that he and Marge push Mr. Burns down the stairs, Smithers' line, "Sir, try to land on Leonard's carcass!" when Mr. Burns gets dropped down the trap door, a man's head exploding during the THX promo at the movies, Mr. Burns rejecting Lisa because she's a girl during his heir audition (and the shot of Milhouse dressed as a girl saying "So much for plan B" for continuity reasons), Mr. Burns trying to play football with Bart and kicking Smithers in the head before passing out from exhaustion, Mayor Quimby in bed with his mistress during Hans Moleman's deprogramming at the motel, Milhouse's line, "My parents use that old love excuse to screw me out of toys," Mr. Burns lamenting that he can't father any children because of a hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, and Mr. Burns showing Smithers a miniature that depicts how he'll be buried alive with him when he dies.
====The Boy Who Knew Too Much====
*The couch gag of this episode (The David Letterman Show couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
*Bart looking at his "Lil' Bastard Clock Tampering Kit" was edited in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings so that "Lil’ Bastard" was blacked out. Sky Showcase has since aired that scene uncensored, while Channel 4 still edits it, only instead of digitally erasing "L'il Bastard", they just cut the short scene of Bart looking at the clock-tampering kit in his desk.
*Wiggum ragging on Rainier Wolfcastle about his latest movie ("Yeah! 'Magic ticket', my ass!") and Rainier sadly telling his wife, Maria, that he'll be in the Humvee was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Sky Showcase once cut Bart's imagine spot of Principal Skinner sentencing Bart to life as a lunchlady to remove Jimbo, Jr. saying, "This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap!" and Future Lunchlady Bart saying, "Watch the potty mouth, honey," but this was later added back in.
====Lady Bouvier's Lover====
*Smithers saying, "I don't know, sir, you had sex with that old woman?" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in. In contrast, Channel 4 airings shortened the line to, "I don't know, sir."
*Mr. Burns saying "Get to the bloody point!" during his wedding to Marge's mom was edited in Channel 4 and BBC airings so "bloody" was cut.
**Surprisingly, Grampa picking up a condom wrapper and mistaking it for a condo when he wistfully says he'd like to live there was not cut, nor was Bart repeatedly getting punched in the face while waiting for his animation cel in the mail, Bart threatening Mr. Burns with toy guns filled with ketchup and mustard, or Lisa's use of the word "crappy" when she sees that the animation cel only has Scratchy's arm drawn on it.
====Secrets of a Successful Marriage====
*Homer saying, "I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line." was edited in Sky Showcase airings to remove "...putting his ass on the line.", but this was later added back in.
**Despite this, Moe firing off his shotgun during his "Funk Dancing for Self-Defense" class wasn't cut, nor was Reverend Lovejoy telling Marge that the Bible has a passage that doesn't allow people to go to the bathroom.
===Season 6===
====Bart of Darkness====
*Following Diana Spencer's (Princess Diana's) death in 1997, two scenes were cut from Sky Showcase:
**Rod and Todd asking where Maude is, Ned telling her "...she's in Heaven", the kids asking Ned if they can see her, and Ned telling them that they will soon enough was cut,
**Bart trying to call the police was edited to remove the automated dialing system asking if Bart is calling in about a regicide (murder of a royal figure). Both scenes have since been reinstated.
***Despite these cuts, Sky Showcase didn't cut the Big-Nosed Jerk punching a busking hippie singing John Denver's "Sunshine on My Shoulders", the kids encouraging Bart to jump in the pool from the top of his treehouse (before Nelson pulls the "your epidermis is showing" joke on him and causes Bart to fall and break his leg), the kids screaming and in pain after Homer puts too much chlorine in the pool, Homer calling Maude Flanders a "fox", and covering it up by asking Marge "What's on FOX tonight? Something ribald, no doubt", Chief Wiggum spying on Homer and Marge swimming naked at night, some of the more frightening/threatening elements of the scene where Lisa is hiding in the attic, Ned Flanders follows her with an axe, and Bart tries to save her; and Martin getting his swimming trunks ripped off by Nelson near the end of the episode.
==== Lisa's Rival ====
* Lisa's first blackout where Mr. Largo tells Lisa that Alison got first chair was cut in BBC airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
** Surprisingly, the scenes of Milhouse being chased down by the FBI (including the spoof of the Harrison Ford movie version of The Fugitive where Milhouse jumps down a dam and whines that he broke his glasses) weren't cut, nor was Bart trying to drive while Homer eats pizza, Lisa implying that Marge should have had sex with Principal Skinner in order to get him to advance Lisa to the next grade, and Marge imagining herself as the heroine in a pirate-themed romance novel.
====Another Simpsons Clip Show====
*The clip from "The Last Temptation of Homer" where a man yells, "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastards!" and Mindy yelling back, "Get bent!" was cut on BBC, Channel 4 and Sky Showcase.
*The clip from "The Last Temptation of Homer" where Homer says, "We're gonna have sex" when he finally tells Mindy about his crush on her was cut on Sky Showcase, though the line was left in in the original episode. 
**It should be noted that Sky Showcase has reinstated both cut scenes, but the episode is now pin-locked for content. Also: Despite these cuts, neither the BBC nor Sky Showcase cut Homer telling Marge that Mindy "hit the bottle really hard and lost her job" at the nuclear plant (which explains why she was gone after "The Last Temptation of Homer", though later episodes, such as "Team Homer" and "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson" do show Mindy as a non-speaking background character), the clip from "New Kid on the Block" where Laura rips Bart's heart out of his chest and kicks it in the trash, or the clip from "The Way We Was" where Artie nearly rapes Marge after prom.
====Itchy & Scratchy Land ==== 
*The close-up shot of Bart's "Li'l Bastard Traveling Kit" when he goes to shoot a smoke bomb at the man in the Itchy costume was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings, but was later added back in on Sky Showcase with the episode pin-locked.
*Network Ten in Australia cut the scene of Bart smashing the souvenir shop window to steal a camera during the sequence where the family get attacked by robots and discover that camera flashes are its weakness.
**Despite these cuts, neither channel edits out Lisa tricking Homer and Marge into thinking Bart's dead, the violence in the many Itchy and Scratchy cartoons featured in this episode (Itchy pricking Scratchy with a needle and cutting off his muscles during the commercial, the Fantasia parody where Itchy is chopped to dust and his dust ends up rotting Scratchy from the inside when inhaled, the Pinocchio parody where Scratchy gets impaled in the eye after Pin-Itchy-O says, "I promise I will never hurt you"), the robots in the parade hitting each other with makers and shooting each other, both with fake blood, the depressed waiter at TGI-McScratchy's saying, "Please kill me" (and the background announcement that there's a suicidal man on the roof of TGI-McScratchy's), Bart mentioning "Ku Klux Klam" as one of the rejected side characters that the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons used to have, the birds attacking people at the bird sanctuary after Marge laments that the family should have gone there on vacation, the Simpsons car allegedly crashing into a pole (with the reveal that The Simpsons are in a motel room watching a car that looks like theirs crash), and the flashing lights of the cameras when Homer and Bart try to subdue the robots.
====Sideshow Bob Roberts====
*Sideshow Bob saying "There, is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?" was cut in BBC airings. Sky Showcase only cut the line to remove "you smarmy little bastards?", but was later added back in on Sky Showcase with the episode pin-locked.
**Despite this, Homer hanging on to the wrecking ball and getting hit against the wall wasn't cut, nor was Mayor Quimby growing a marijuana plant in his office during Birch Barlow's radio show, Jimbo wrapping Milhouse in "Vote for Quimby" bumper stickers, loading him into a shopping cart, and pushing him down a hill ("All right! The mummy's ready for his mystical journey!"); the Mayor Quimby campaign song mentioning that, without him, there'd be no gallows (with Quimby peeking through a noose and waving at the camera), and Smithers saying that Sideshow Bob's conservative views conflicts with Smithers' "choice of lifestyle".
====Treehouse of Horror V====
*The opening after the content warning cold open was edited in Sky Showcase airings to remove Moe being hanged and his eyes flashing open, Reverend Lovejoy burning Patty and Selma (dressed as witches) at the stake and the Gruesome Twosome enjoying their cigarettes as they burn, and Bart stamping on the decapitated heads of Mrs. Krabappel, Groundskeeper Willie, and Chief Wiggum to make room for Principal Skinner's head as the guillotine slices it off (though the couch gag where The Simpsons are stitched together, a la Frankenstein's monster, and poorly try to put themselves back together, wasn't cut), but these were later added back in.
*On "The Shinning" in Sky Showcase airings (all of these scenes were later added back in):
**Mr. Burns mentioning that the mansion was the site of five John Denver Christmas specials (and Homer shuddering at the mention of John Denver) was temporarily cut following John Denver's death.
**Lisa asking Marge if Homer was going to kill them was cut.
**Moe telling Homer to kill his family for beer was cut.
**Homer saying "Must kill family" as he gets the axe off the wall was cut.
*Also on "The Shinning", one of the flashing lights as Marge looks around the room that Homer goes crazy in was edited in Channel 4 airings so that the flash is slower.
*The three times Groundskeeper Willie gets murdered with an axe in the back (first by Homer on "The Shinning", later by Maggie on "Time and Punishment" and finally by Skinner in "Nightmare Cafeteria") were cut in Sky Showcase airings, but later reinstated. On Channel 4 airings, Willie's death in "The Shinning" was cut, and his death in "Time and Punishment" had the shot of the axe in his back and the blood surrounding it cropped out, with his third death not being cut, but these are uncut in post-watershed airings.
*On "Nightmare Cafeteria": The scene of a crazed, blood-soaked Lunchlady Doris cornering Bart, Lisa, and Millhouse with an eggbeater was shortened on Channel 4 airings to be less frightening, but this is uncut in post-watershed airings. 
**Surprisingly, the ending where the family turns inside-out from toxic gas, followed by the spoof of "One" wasn't cut, nor was the blood pouring from the elevator in "The Shinning", the end of "The Shinning" where the family freezes while watching TV and Homer's urge to kill returns when The Tony Awards comes on, Moe showing Homer the piece of brain that was taken out of his head on "Time and Punishment", and some of the grislier and darkly comic scenes of cannibalism (such as Principal Skinner accidentally revealing that Uter was used for the German Day meal in the cafeteria, the kids being kept in cages, Marge forcing Bart and Lisa into going to school despite the kids being murdered and eaten, Skinner telling Bart that he's going to "eat his shorts", or Mrs. Krabappel reading "The Joy of Cooking Milhouse") in "Nightmare Cafeteria".
====Homer Badman====
*This episode rarely airs on Sky Showcase, due to the episode's sexual harassment theme (Homer is accused of grabbing a babysitter's butt and the media makes him out to be a pervert, and Groundskeeper Willie videotapes couples having sex in their cars without their consent, which leads to evidence that Homer really did take the gummi Venus off Ashley's pants and not grab her butt). Coincidentally, this was the first Simpsons episode to be rated a 12 on Sky Showcase due to the moderate references to sexual violence (mostly sexual harassment, sexual assault, and illegal voyeurism) and frequent scenes of Homer being harassed by the media and women's rights/anti-sexual harassment protesters over what he allegedly done. One of the few times Sky Showcase did air this episode, presumably from the late 1990's into the early 2000's, the following scenes were cut:
**Homer's line, "Aw crap!" when his interview on "Rock Bottom" is titled "Babysitter and the Beast" airs was cut.
**During the "Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber" film, Dennis Franz as Homer running over a cat, despite the protests of the actress playing Ashley, was cut, though not Dennis Franz Homer threatening to grab Ashley's butt, Ashley declaring that it's sexual harassment and she'll scream if he doesn't stop, Dennis Franz Homer's line, "With a man in the White House? Not likely!" and laughing evilly, or the name of the film due to using the word "ass".
**The scene of Groundskeeper Willie accidentally showing The Simpsons video footage of Mayor Quimby making out with a woman (who's not his wife) in his mayoral limo was cut. This was cut because, at the time it aired in the UK, there were a string of murders that happened involving cheating spouses having adulterous affairs with their lovers in cars, known as The Sex Murders.
*Channel 4 has aired this episode more frequently than Sky Showcase. However, it also aired edited to remove the following (except for the first edit, this episode is uncut in post-watershed airings):
**Rock Bottom's story before Homer's interview (the one about a sex farm for sex hookers, with the farmer claiming that he just grows sorghum, until he lets it slip that the hookers are in the back of the barn) is shortened to just the farmer's line, "I keep tellin' ya. I just grow sorghum here."
**The Rock Bottom presenter's line "...until the night a grossly overweight pervert named Homer Simpson gave her [Ashley Grant] a crash course in depravity" was changed to "...until the night a grossly overweight Homer Simpson gave her a crash course in depravity", though the editing in the video clip making it look like Homer is touching himself through his pants pocket wasn't cut, nor was Homer saying, "Aw, crap!" after his segment is titled "Babysitter and the Beast".
**The part where Homer slips as he gets out of the shower and the news helicopter gets a picture of an unconscious Homer with the shower curtain draped over him: the news anchor's line, "Simpson Scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tank, which he believes gives him sexual powers" was strangely cut to remove "sexual", rather than delete the entire line or shorten the line to "Simpson Scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tank," the latter of which would have made Homer's, "Hey, that's a half-truth!" line make more sense.
**In "Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", Dennis Franz Homer running down the cat was left in on Channel 4, but Dennis Franz Homer threatening to grab Ashley's butt was cut, while Ashley saying, "No, Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment!" was changed to "No, Mr. Simpson, that's harassment" (though the rest of the line of Ashley threatening to scream so loud, the whole country will hear her and Dennis Franz Homer scoffing at the idea because the President of the United States is a man wasn't cut on either channel).
**Groundskeeper Willie's line about not coming forward with evidence that Homer is innocent because his hobby of secretly videotaping people makes him out to be a pervert in American society was cut.
**Similar to Sky Showcase, the video footage of Mayor Quimby making out with a woman in his limo before going to the footage of Homer picking the gummi Venus off Ashley's pants as proof that Homer didn't touch her inappropriately was cut.
**The Rock Bottom presenter referring to Groundskeeper Willie as "...a foreigner who takes perverted videos of you when you least suspect it." was changed to "...a foreigner who takes videos of you when you least suspect it," though his nickname "Rowdy Roddy Peeper" wasn't cut.
***Despite these cuts, neither channel cut Homer outrunning the candy convention explosion after mixing Pop Rocks with a can of Buzz Cola, Bart's line about the video game where convicts try to kill each other with rusty meat hooks, Homer's robe flying up in the wind, revealing his bare butt and genitals, after trying to convince the protesters that he didn't sexually harass Ashley Grant; or the following Rock Bottom retractions: "Styrofoam is not made from kittens", "Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes", "Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger", and "Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys".
====Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy====
*In the film "Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freak Out", Troy McClure saying "There's more than one way to get high, baby" after his partner wonders where their marijuana stash is if they have the sack full of diamonds was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A naked Homer and Marge starting to make out in bed (before Bart walks in on them) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Homer and Marge talking about when they will have sex and deciding to buy a book was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. In Channel 4 airings, only Homer's line, "But I promise you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex." was edited so that "we'll have sex." was cut.
*Homer and Marge trying to cover up the fact that they're reading marital relations books in front of Bart and Lisa (with Marge reading a book on artillery used by the Third Reich and Homer reading a Robert Mappelthorpe book with a man's bare butt on the cover) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Marge saying that a tape she found isn't too smutty, and Homer looking at it to reveal the tape's name (Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Paul Harvey saying that every good American is at heart, an erotic American, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge saying that the utility room at the love hotel isn't very erotic was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Paul Harvey saying, "So to you, Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, I bid... good day." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American".
*Abe saying, "Unsatisfying sex life?" was changed to "Unsatisfied love life" on Channel 4 airings, but not Sky Showcase.
*Homer telling Abe to not to say the word "sex" and Abe repeatedly saying it was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Abe telling Homer, "Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!" before throwing him the love tonic was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*The montage of visual sexual innuendo (the train going into a tunnel, a rocket going off, and hot dogs on a conveyor belt) turning out to be Bart and Lisa watching a stock footage film festival and wondering what Homer and Marge are doing was cut in Sky Showcase airings (though not Channel 4), but was later added back in.
*Homer saying, "I guess some people have some sort of moral objection to our sex drug." was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in, while Channel 4 airings shortened it to "I guess some people have some sort of moral objection."
**Despite this, Grampa getting hit with debris at the old farmhouse after the ceiling collapses (and Homer getting hit with a fallen bathtub) wasn't cut, nor was Bart telling Homer about his "half-assed parenting" with Homer saying he's using his full ass, the part after Homer says he's going to do some serious thinking where Bart says, "I think he meant to say 'serious drinking'," and Lisa agreeing with him, and Grampa and Homer rolling around on the grass to extinguish the flames on them from the farmhouse fire.
==== Homer the Great ====
* Marge saying that Homer was invited to a "secret 'wink-wink' at the 'you-know-what'" was edited in Sky Showcase airings due to the second use of the word "wink" sounding like the word "wank", but this was later added back in.
** Despite this, there were no cuts to Homer getting spanked as part of his Stonecutter initiation (including the leader referring to one of Homer's "tests" as "The Paddling of the Swollen Ass -- With Paddles"), Homer's line, "Why don't those stupid idiots [The Stonecutters] let me in to their crappy club for jerks?", Homer asking Lisa if she wants to hear about what really happened at The Alamo, then prefacing it with, "You must be 18", Moe going down the slide with a kid in his lap and Moe getting stuck in the slide ("Oh, for the love of God! Somebody get the Jaws of Life!"), Mr. Burns getting hit in the face and the back of his head by a kid on a swing, a helicopter crashing into a building because the building's painted sky blue, and the end where Bart and Lisa spank Homer as part of his initiation into his own family.
==== And Maggie Makes Three ====
* Homer beating up the terrorists was shortened in Sky Showcase airings to remove the blood, but was later added back in.
** Despite this, the graphic depiction of Homer's sperm bumping into each other, with one swimming to Marge's egg wasn't cut (and the family complaining that Homer should not have acted that out, with Homer adding that society is paving the way for this kind of filth in schools), nor was Homer's head exploding during his lament over Marge being pregnant with Maggie, the two times Homer ripped his hair out when Marge told him about being pregnant with Bart and then when she was pregnant with Lisa; or Homer firing a shotgun outside of Barney's Bowl-A-Rama and scaring would-be customers (with Lisa telling Marge to make Homer tell the story right, with Marge saying that that really happened).
==== Bart's Comet ====
* Ned giving Todd a shotgun and saying he wants Todd to shoot him if he tries to get back in the bomb shelter (with Todd crying as he loads the shotgun) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** Despite this, there were no cuts to Groundskeeper Willie trying to shoot down the "Big Butt Skinner" balloon, only to draw attention from two military pilots who think he's an Iraqi, Bart riding his bike with his eyes closed as he pedals with the generator on (considered dangerous behavior in UK media), Principal Skinner screaming, "NO!" after seeing the newspaper with the headline "Prez Sez: School Is For Losers", or Skinner's line, "I'm going to punish you, Bart. And it won't be a simple caning, either."
==== Homie the Clown ====
*Lisa saying to Homer, "If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I’m glad it’s you." and Homer thanking her was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
**Surprisingly, Homer imagining his nuclear plant co-workers as clowns to cover up the fact that they're screaming and on fire wasn't cut, nor was Homer causing a car accident while stopping to read the "Best in the West" billboard, Krusty setting fire to a $100 dollar bill, the first issue of Action Comics, and a pearl necklace to light his cigarette; Krusty repeatedly shocking Homer with his joy buzzer, Homer beating up the little person playing The Krusty Burglar (including the kid crying, "Stop! Stop! He's already dead!" and the little person muttering, "Please look at my Medic-Alert bracelet!"), Krusty's line after he loses the Harlem Globetrotters' bet, "That game was fixed. They were using a freakin' ladder, for God's sake!"; Krusty getting breast implants and the surgeon slipping a dollar bill in his cleavage, Flanders getting shot twice, and Apu's line about how Krusty's lust for filthy magazines kept him in business during Apu's first shaky year as a Kwik-E-Mart clerk and showing Homer (whom he thinks is Krusty) an issue of Gigantic Asses magazine (with a picture of a bare female butt on the cover).
====Bart vs. Australia====
*Gus saying "That's a bloody outrage, it is," after learning about Bruno Drundridge getting scammed by Bart was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Homer saying "That's no reason to block the TV." and Marge saying "Oh my..." at the bill was cut in BBC airings. This was a time cut rather than a content cut, as free-TV syndicated versions of this episode in America have done a similar edit, where Act One cuts off after Homer's "blocking the TV" line.
*A guard telling Homer "Here in America we don't tolerate that kind of crap, Sir." after punching him was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*A banner reading "Cart Your Arse On In" across the front of the Cultural Centre was digitally erased in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*The Prime Minister telling Homer that booting is "just a little kick in the bum." was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*A shopkeeper saying "These bloody things are everywhere!" about the frogs was edited in Sky Showcase airings to remove "bloody", but was later added back in.
**Despite this, Bruno grumbling "Bleedin' yanks, I oughta..." as Bart makes him wait over the phone wasn't cut, nor was Andy the Prime Minister being naked in an inner tube at the lake, the Central American dictator jumping out of a window after thinking Bart's phone call was the announcement of a people's revolution, the short scene of an elderly Hitler missing Bart's call and a man on a bike saluting Hitler with, "Buenos noches, mein Fuerher", the man falling in lava after trying to answer a passing payphone, Bart mooning the angry crowd of Australians while humming "The Star-Spangled Banner", Lisa commenting on how Bart was able to write so legibly on his own butt, Conover accidentally showing a slide with Fidel Castro framed in the crosshairs of a sniper rifle scope, or Bart's chalkboard punishment for the episode "I will not hang donuts on my person."
==== Homer vs. Patty and Selma ====
* The couch gag of this episode (The Beam couch gag) was edited in syndication to the Duplicate Family couch gag.
====A Star is Burns ====
*In Australia, this episode was initially skipped by Network Ten (most likely because it's a crossover episode with a television show that doesn't air overseas ["The Critic"]) but was later aired as part of "Raiders Of The Last Bart".
*In the UK, the scene in "McBain: Let's Get Silly" of McBain doing his Woody Allen impression (which is him saying in his actual voice, "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls") and throwing a grenade at the audience after a random audience member heckles him was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not McBain opening fire on the audience with a machine gun after his unfunny toilet seat joke. The scene was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later reinstated.
*In Moe's song "Money Gets You One More Round", the line "You're out on your ass." was edited in Sky Showcase airings to replace "ass" with the sound of a cash register ringing and the audience gasping, but was later added back in.
**Despite this, the scene of Principal Skinner about to be burned at the stake for his scientific beliefs wasn't cut, nor was Jay Sherman getting hung up by his underwear after being tricked into telling Patty and Selma that MacGyver is gay, Apu's short film (which is security footage of Apu getting robbed and Chief Wiggum getting caught in the hot dog roller), or Mr. Burns getting dragged on the ground by a horse during his movie, A Burns for All Seasons.
==== Lisa's Wedding ====
* Otto telling Quimby (who now works as a cab driver) to "get your indicted ass out to the convention center." was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Moe saying "You know we saved your ass in World War 2!" and Hugh's reply "Well we saved your arse in World War 3!" were cut in Sky Showcase airings, but were later added back in.
* Marge commenting on how much FOX degraded into a hardcore sex channel before turning the TV off was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Hugh saying "We hid in the dumpster, after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse." was edited in Sky Showcase airings to remove "in the pornographic magazine warehouse", but was later added back in.
* Bart admitting that he went to a strip club after Lisa doesn't believe that he had a bachelor party for Hugh was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** Despite this, Flanders beating Smithers during the knight battle wasn't cut, nor was Marge telling Lisa that "steak and kidney pie" is the British term for "botulism", Bart and Homer accidentally setting the British flag on fire when welcoming Hugh, Quimby lying that his name is Muhammad Jafar after Lisa recognizes him as the former mayor, Lisa worrying about wearing white because she lost her virginity to Milhouse (and Marge saying "Milhouse doesn't count"), the androids' faces melting from crying, Mr. Burns getting snapped in half from being cryogenically frozen, and Smithers telling Mr. Burns that he'll be thawed out once scientists find a cure for getting stabbed 17 times in the back.
==== Two Dozen and One Greyhounds ====
* The TV announcer telling viewers not to attempt sexual relations as TV radiation has left their genitals withered and useless (and Chief Wiggum checking under the sheets to see if the announcer is right) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Bart calling She's The Fastest a "bitch" and telling Marge that it is the correct term (since "bitch" does mean "female dog", but the actual definition has given way to its more popular use as a derogatory term for a woman) and Marge thinking it's a mistake was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
** Despite this, the end where Marge thinks Homer hanged himself in the basement, but Homer is actually batting a light bulb to get his mind off the fact that he gave away all the greyhound puppies (who are now successful race dogs) with Homer getting hit on the head with the light bulb wasn't cut, nor was Mr. Burns threatening to shoot Bart and Lisa, the heavy implication that Santa's Little Helper is humping She's The Fastest (though, in the original American version, there is said to be more risque footage of that scene that ended up being edited due to the network censors) and Bart and Lisa commenting on it, or Homer's line about Santa's Little Helper missing casual sex.
==== The PTA Disbands ====
* The reenactment of the war at the historical park was shortened in Sky Showcase airings to remove some violence, but was later added back in.
* Homer saying "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." was edited in Sky Showcase airings to just "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike." but was later added back in.
** Despite these cuts, Principal Skinner giving Otto a siphoning hose (the "credit card") so he can steal gasoline from a rival school's bus wasn't cut, nor was the subsequent scene of Otto siphoning gas from the bus and it shooting out of his nose and mouth (with Otto saying, "I shouldn't have eaten the mint first"), Uter getting left behind and beaten by the war re-enactors, Bart saving Marge from getting slammed by a log (and Marge casually saying that when she was younger, other kids pulled that same prank), and the end where Snake tells Bart to help him escape in exchange for an unnamed reward.
==== 'Round Springfield ====
* This episode was initially skipped by Network Ten in Australia (reasons unknown, but most likely because of Bart nearly dying from eating a piece of jagged metal found in Krusty's cereal and Lisa upset over Bleeding Gums Murphy's death) but was later aired apart of "Raiders Of The Last Bart".
* Krusty saying "Aw crap!" after finding out that Percodan was sponsoring his show was edited in Sky Showcase airings to just "Aw!", but was later added back in.
** Despite this, Homer showing Lisa the dead baby bear latched onto his arm during his line about taking the "Do Not Feed the Bears" sign seriously wasn't cut, nor was Krusty talking about his expensive new sexual harassment suit (as well as introducing his new sidekick, "Miss No-Means-No" and hitting on her live on the air), Homer strangling Bart after Bart's operation, Bart's imagine spot of him gambling away the $500 he got as a court settlement, Krusty eating the poison Krusty-O and writhing in pain during the press conference, Krusty mentioning that the people who got decapitated on one of Krusty's theme park rides were already like that before the ride, Grampa yelling, "This sucks!" during the school performance of "Stars and Stripes Forever" (until Lisa kicks in with an energetic saxophone piece), and Chief Wiggum passing out from the toxic gas cloud surrounding his car.
==== The Springfield Connection ====
* Snake threatening Marge with a knife was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* The mentally unstable police recruit wanting to get his gun (and Wiggum telling him that he's not getting a gun until the man gives Wiggum his name) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. This scene was also cut on Australian TV.
* Homer using pepper spray to season his scrambled eggs was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Wiggum ordering some of the recruits to stake out Donut Land, and to call it in when they fry up a fresh batch was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Homer calling Marge his "little piglet" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** Despite this, Marge hitting Snake with a garbage can lid in self-defense wasn't cut, nor was Lenny showing Homer, Carl, Moe, and Herman the "Girls of the Internet" nudie deck he got for the poker game, Homer tricking Flanders into thinking his family died by cordoning off Flanders' house with police tape, Marge being assigned to "Junkieville" and "Bumtown" (in the UK, a "bum" is someone's rear end, while in the U.S., a "bum" is either a homeless person or someone who is perpetually broke and takes unfair advantage of others' generosity) on her first day on the beat, Chief Wiggum telling Marge at the end of her shooting training that she forgot to shoot the mom with her baby and the blind man, Hans Moleman being sentenced to die after Homer is released from jail, Homer thinking Marge handcuffing him is a kinky sex game until he realizes he's actually being arrested, Homer telling Marge that he's buying beer for Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney (all of whom are underage, though later episodes would reveal that Kearney is of legal age to buy alcohol for himself), and Lenny punching Homer in the face to get him to stop using the radar gun.
====Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)====
*Old Jewish Man's line, "You bastard!" after Grampa Simpson says that Mr. Burns' oil derrick led to the loss of his home at the Springfield Retirement Castle and the loss of some old sunbathing magazines was cut in BBC, Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, Homer's loud and heavily implied use of the "F-word" after realizing that Mr. Burns didn't mention him in his thank you note wasn't cut.
===Season 7===
==== Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) ====
* In the "Señor Burns" song, the shot of a man working a condom machine to the tune of the song was cut in Sky Showcase airings (though not Channel 4), but was later added back in. 
** Despite this, Moe confessing that he ogles women in the Victoria's Secret and Sears catalogues wasn't cut, nor was Groundskeeper Willie uncrossing his legs and the police pulling a gun on him to get him to stop, Homer holding a gun to Mr. Burns' head at the hospital, or the end where Maggie's pacifier sucking sounds like a gunshot.
====Radioactive Man====
*Bart saying, "Oh, I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire life. George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch goddess." was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
**Despite this, Lionel Hutz introducing himself to Milhouse as his "drug dealer...keeper-awayer" wasn't cut, nor was Bart freaking out over Milhouse exploding (only to reveal that it's a dummy), Milhouse allegedly getting run over by a truck, only to reveal that it's the Estonian Dwarf from "Burns' Heir" as Milhouse's stunt double, and Milhouse complaining that he's lying on broken glass (with the director telling him to use it) and the radiation gun X-raying his head.
==== Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily ====
* Homer's line, "Get your asses out here!" after Homer and Marge come home from passing their court-ordered parenting classes was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
** Despite this, Homer strangling Cletus during parenting classes wasn't cut, nor was Grampa Simpson snarking, "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!" after Homer says, "We leave you with the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?!", the parenting class teacher telling Marge she tested positive for crack and PCP, Marge thinking that LSD means "love for my son and daughters", Maggie's head turning demonically during the Flanders' trip to get the Simpson kids baptized, and Homer's agonized writhing as he gets baptized at the lake.
* In the original version, Milhouse says the monkey he has as a pet was found passed out in a wicker basket from Pier One (a store in America that sells rustic and exotic home décor). After Pier One complained about the joke, reruns replaced "Pier One" with a fictional store called "Trader Pete's". The original line has been reinstated for cable, streaming, and DVD, though the closed captions/subtitles still have the "Trader Pete's" reference instead of "Pier One". The UK airings leave in the original "Pier One" line, as Pier One doesn't exist there.
==== Bart Sells His Soul ====
* In the "Skinless in Seattle" cartoon, the scene where the space tower hits Scratchy's eye was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** Despite this, Homer whispering to Marge about how they used to make out to "In the Garden of Eden" (with Marge giggling and shushing Homer) during the beginning wasn't cut, nor was the pledge that Reverend Lovejoy forces the kids to say (featuring lines like, "Where fiery demons will push me in the back", "...where my soul will be chopped into confetti, strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers", and "Where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds..."), Moe's use of the word "freakin'" when he snaps at the little girl during the "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag" subplot, or Bart scaring/threatening Ralph in the police car while Chief Wiggum tries to reason with a ranting crazy man.
* In some non-English-speaking international versions, Flanders' line about being okay with hearing bad language at Denny's, but not at Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag was changed to "McDonalds", since McDonalds' is more well-known outside of America. The German version, however, uses "Burger King" instead of "Denny's" or "McDonalds".
==== Lisa the Vegetarian ====
* Linda McCartney saying that some mass-produced vegetarian meals often contained pork in them was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** Despite this cut, some of the scenes of animal violence in "Meat and You: The Road to Victory" wasn't cut, nor was Barney telling Lisa to go back to Russia for serving gazpacho (which is actually a Spanish tomato soup dish), Homer squirting too much lighter fluid into the grill, then lighting a match and the grill not exploding, or Bart crashing into the crotch of the Paul Bunyan statue at the nursery rhyme theme park while riding the kiddie train.
==== Treehouse of Horror VI ====
* The couch gag where the family drops down, hanging from nooses was cut on Channel 4 and Sky Showcase. Sky Showcase now airs the part uncut, while Channel 4 still has it edited. Channel 4 also cut this couch gag (outside of evening airings) when it was used in the opening for "At Long Last Leave" where every couch gag from the first 499 episodes of The Simpsons (barring any repeats or episodes that had no couch gags) is shown in a montage.
* The Lard Lad Donuts statue kicking a dog and dragging his donut across several houses on "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Sky Showcase shortened the parts on "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace" to remove Groundskeeper Willie struggling to open the door as he burns to death and burning to death completely as he waits his turn to speak at the parent-teacher meeting. 
** Despite this, the opening where Krusty the Clown is the Headless Horseman and throws his head at the screen wasn't cut, nor was the famous "Do not touch Willie" scene from "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace", Homer yelling, "CRAP!" as he gets sucked into a black hole in "Homer3", or the end of "Homer3" where Homer wanders into an erotic cake shop after seeing how strange the real world is.
==== King-Size Homer ====
* Dr. Nick saying, "I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, combined with assal horizontology." was edited in Sky Showcase airings to cut "combined with assal horizontology", but was later added back in.
* Jimbo saying, "I heard that guy's ass has its own Congressman!" and hi-fouring with Nelson was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** Despite this, Homer trying to injure himself by waiting for something to hit him from above at a construction site (and backing out when he sees a man get hit with a wheelbarrow filled with cinderblocks) wasn't cut, nor was Homer eating Maggie's Play-Doh doughnut (which would be considered dangerous behavior in the eyes of UK censorship), the part in Homer's imagine spot of working from home where Flanders comes home and tells Homer that a crazy man started shooting up everyone at his place of work, all references to the movie Honk If You're Horny in the scene where Homer is barred from entering the movie theater due to his weight, and Bart's line, "And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic --" before Marge cuts him off.
====Mother Simpson====
* The camera flashes on Mr. Burns at the beginning of the episode were edited in Sky Showcase airings to darken the screen.
* Homer kicking Walt Whitman's grave was cut in Sky Showcase airings to remove the line "I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman! 'Leaves of Grass', my ass!", but was later added back in.
*The part where Grampa yells at Mona for abandoning him and Homer in her youth was cut to remove Grampa's pathetic plea to have sex with Mona and Mona rejecting him in Channel 4 airings. Sky Showcase used to edit this part, but now it airs uncut.
==== Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming ====
* Bob picking up a condom wrapper while on cleaning detail was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* The scene with Bob watching TV in his cell was shortened in Sky Showcase airings to end before Vanessa Redgrave says "Now I'm going to haul ass to Lollapalooza!", but was later added back in.
* The shot of the porno magazines on the table in the underground bunker was cut in Sky Showcase airings, though not Krusty seeing the magazines and exclaiming, "Hey, hey! Now this is my kind of meeting!" The scene has since been reinstated.
* Both scenes of Sideshow Bob threatening Bart with a knife (first in the blimp, then on the plane) was cut on Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Hapablap saying "The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter." after Bob steals the Wright Brothers plane was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Abe saying "I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* The 20th Century Fox Television logo appearing before the credits (as part of the call-back to the TV scene Bob was watching) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Lisa reading about the first female war pilot to blow up a mosque wasn't cut, nor was Milhouse pretending to gun down his parents and therapist while in an airplane, Krusty using Sideshow Mel as a mop, and Krusty's line, "What is the freakin' hold-up?" after realizing how slow Sideshow Bob is on crashing into the shack with his old-fashioned airplane.
==== The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular ====
* The deleted scene from "Krusty Gets Kancelled", with Krusty promoting his book featuring him "in a variety of sexually explicit positions" and getting arrested for selling pornography to minors was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* In the deleted scene with Robotic Richard Simmons (from "Burns' Heir"), Smithers yelling, "His ass is gonna blow!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings (though not Smithers shooting the Robotic Richard Simmons in the eye and the robot re-forming after getting shot), but was later added back in.
** Despite this, the Springfield Civic Auditorium advertising an "alternate lifestyle" prom the day after the Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular wasn't cut, nor were the covers of "Matt Groening"'s comics Damnation (showing a man screaming as he descends into Hell), Johnny Reb (showing a Confederate soldier stabbing a Union soldier with a flagpole waving the Confederate flag), and True Murder Stories (showing a woman in a pink nightgown yelling, "No!" while a noose hangs in front of her); Maggie imagining herself falling from a tree during the showing of the first Tracy Ullman Show Simpsons short; "Matt Groening" shooting at the cameraman and yelling, "Git outta mah office!", Mr. Burns repeatedly getting shot during the alternate scene reel from the "Who Shot Mr. Burns" two-parter, and Troy McClure's end line, "I'm Troy McClure and now leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!", followed by the end credits montage of select nude scenes from the show.
==== Marge Be Not Proud ====
* Don Brodka saying "If I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose." was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. This scene also was initially cut when the episode first aired on American television, but is now shown in all reruns (free-TV and cable) and on DVD and streaming.
* Brodka eating some cheese and crackers, with him spreading cheese on the cracker after it breaks and calling it a "lousy, stinking piece of crap" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. This scene was also cut on American TV, but this was a syndication cut for time, not content.
** Despite these cuts, Sky Showcase didn't cut Bart telling Homer and Marge, "Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!", Gavin insulting his mom while buying Bonestorm and telling her to shut up after she comments that Bart must have bad parents if he's in trouble for shoplifting, Bart using a comb as a Hitler mustache in one of the botched Christmas family pictures, the photographer breathing a helium balloon to make Maggie stop crying, only to find out it's regular air (helium inhalation is seen as dangerous behavior by the UK censors, as seen when they edited the movie Hot Shots by putting a warning on the scene where Charlie Sheen's character breathes helium from a balloon attached to a peace pipe), Milhouse's video game name being "THRILLHO" instead of "THRILLHOUSE", Homer suggesting that Bart be kept out of school as part of his punishment for shoplifting, Milhouse yelling to his mom that Bart allegedly has been smoking, and Lisa getting dizzy from spraying fake snow on the Christmas tree.
==== Team Homer ====
* Marge refusing to pay Homer $500 for sex, Homer telling her that it's for his bowling team, and Marge saying it's sick and she doesn't have the money for it was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
** Despite this, Mr. Burns being high on ether and drilling into Hans Moleman's head wasn't cut, nor was the brief shot of Ralph Wiggum eating paste during the "Down with Homework" riot, Homer's repeated use of the word "sucks" during his phone call, Superintendent Chalmers getting pelted with a Frisbee, a soccer ball, an American football, and a hockey puck when the kids' uniforms become colorful in the rain, Mr. Burns retrieving the napkin boat from Homer's beer and casually mentioning that he lost a fingernail because of leprosy, the appearance of the Stereotypes bowling team and Apu lamenting that they begged him to join, and Moe cracking Mr. Burns in the back of the knee, only for Mr. Burns to announce that he's been cured of his gimp leg.
* Following the death of Dr. Haing S. Ngor (coincidentally, from being shot during a robbery), the scene of Homer lamenting that he built a trophy case for nothing and the shot of the Oscar Homer has that belonged to Ngor for The Killing Fields was changed in all reruns (both domestically and internationally) to belonging to Don Ameche for Cocoon. According to the DVD commentary, the joke was changed because they didn't want viewers to think that Homer killed Dr. Ngor for his Oscar.
====Bart the Fink====
*The Cayman Islands banker panicking after his phone call about Krusty's secret account was cut in Sky Showcase airings because of repeated use of the word "crap", but was later added back in.
*Krusty's pornography being sold at auction was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty telling Bart and Lisa "You know, you kids could have said something instead of letting me make an ass of myself" after his failed escape was edited in Sky Showcase airings to just "You know, you kids could have said something." but was later added back in.
*Krusty saying "Tell me where you are now, you bastard!" after throwing the ham radio into the ocean was cut in BBC, Channel 4, and Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back on Sky Showcase with the episode pin-locked. It was also once shown uncut on Channel 4 in 2014, though that was from a broadcasting error.
**Despite these cuts, there were no edits or alterations to Krusty's airplane suicide (that turned out to be faked), Krusty threatening to punch Bart, but stopping himself; Homer telling Bart that people die all the time and that Bart could be dead tomorrow, Troy McClure closing Krusty's funeral with "You must be over 18 for the 10:00 [service]. It gets a little blue," and Krusty's boat exploding as Krusty, Bart, and Lisa walk along the beach.
==== Homer the Smithers ====
* Moe getting angry at Mr. Burns (who he believes is prank-calling him) and saying "When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes, and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!" was edited in Sky Showcase airings to just "When I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes, and shove 'em down your pants!", but was later added back in.
** Despite this, Homer punching Mr. Burns in the face after putting up with his abuse wasn't cut, nor was Barney attacking the Duff Beer delivery truck driver off-screen, Mr. Burns' office inexplicably being on fire as soon as Smithers leaves for vacation, the fight scene between Smithers and Homer, Mr. Burns falling through the window during the Smithers/Homer fight, Homer punching the glass on a microwave door and trying to cook a breakfast shish kebab through the broken door, Mr. Burns telling Homer that he doesn't like ethnic foods after Homer serves him doughnuts, and Smithers trying to drown himself in the water cooler, only for Mr. Burns to drain the rest of the water.
====The Day the Violence Died====
*In the "Remembrance of Things Slashed" cartoon, Itchy stabbing ghost Scratchy and failing was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Itchy running afoul of an Irishman in Chester's short film was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Itchy in the short film attacking Teddy Roosevelt by cutting his head off was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
**Despite this, the "Amendment to Be" sequence (which included a hippie getting beaten by cops over burning a flag, Bart muttering that his generation needs "another Vietnam" to thin out the ranks of the Generation Xers, the Bill threatening to say Ted Kennedy's gay if he doesn't get ratified, the end where the other Amendments rush the Capitol stairs with guns and bombs, and Lisa punching Bart twice after realizing that some cartoons do encourage violence) wasn't cut, nor was Bart asking Chester Lampwick if he knows what radon is, Abe and Krusty both beating up Chester, the "Itchy and Scratchy Meets Fritz the Cat" cartoon (including Comic Book Guy saying that it's rarely shown due to its frank depictions of sex and narcotic consumption), and references to Apu being arrested for indecent exposure.
====A Fish Called Selma====
*The camera flashes at Selma and Troy's wedding were edited in Sky Showcase airings to slow down the flashing lights. 
**Despite this, there were no cuts to the heavy implication that Troy McClure has a sexual fetish for fish (specifically Homer's line that Troy McClure used to be popular until everyone found out he was a weirdo that did something disgusting to the fish at the Springfield Aquarium, Marge trying to tell Homer that the story about Troy McClure's incident at the Springfield Aquarium is just an urban legend, and Fat Tony trying to explain to Louie that, when he said "Troy McClure sleeps with the fishes", he didn't mean it in the popular Mafia slang term for drowning someone).
====Much Apu About Nothing====
*Following Princess Diana's death, the scene of Ned crashing his car and struggling to get back in the house because of the bear in his front yard was cut on Sky Showcase, but was later added back in. 
**Despite this, there were no edits done to tone down the xenophobic/anti-immigration themes to this episode, particularly centered around Apu, nor were there any cuts to Apu saying he went to school at Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (which would be spelled out in initials as S.H.I.T), Apu being so depressed over being deported that he doesn't stop Kearney from buying beer with a fake ID, or Groundskeeper Willie threatening to beat up the kids who teased Uter over being a foreign kid.
====Homerpalooza====
*The exterior shot of the "Suicide Notes" music store was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The tech guy saying, "He's gonna be pissed off." and Peter Frampton replying, "You're damn right I'm gonna be pissed off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. On Channel 4 airings, the line was also cut, but "I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale!" was left in.
*The Hullabalooza organizer saying that somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra "possibly while high" (and suspects that the members of Cypress Hill did it) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the flashing lights during the scene with young Homer trying to hang out with a group of people partying in a van weren't edited, nor was the act two break joke where the veterinarian tells Homer to get someone to pick up Rover Hendrix, followed by a shot of a depressed dog dressed as a hippie (a joke that Matt Groening himself has named the worst joke he's ever allowed on the show) wasn't cut, nor was Homer being accused of being a narc, a tattooed freak hitting a nail into his nostril, but reacting to the pain of hitting his thumb with a hammer, Homer skiing on the back of a tour bus with frying pans on his feet, Bart and Lisa smelling the air and Lisa says the air smells like Otto's jacket, and Otto being so high on marijuana that he sees his shoes talking to him.
==== Summer of 4 ft. 2 ====
* On Australian TV, the part where Homer goes to the seaside Kwik-E-Mart to buy illegal fireworks was cut to remove Homer buying an array of risque sexual/personal hygiene items (a bottle of Old Harper, some panty shields, two enemas, a box of condoms, and a couple of porno mags), though the scene of Marge picking through the bag and commenting that whatever Homer has planned for tonight involving the items he bought (except the illegal fireworks) to keep her out of it wasn't cut.
** Sky Showcase in the UK also cut this scene, but, unlike Australian TV, they also cut the scene with Marge picking through the bag and being disgusted with what's inside. The scene has since been reinstated in the UK.
* On the Italian dub, Homer ordering a box of condoms was changed to suppositories, though the word "Condoms" on the box wasn't altered.
** Despite these cuts, there were no edits to the following scenes in Italy, Australia, and the United Kingdom: Milhouse shouting "Up yours, Krabappel!" as he runs out of school, thinking it's the end of the day, when really, it's the start of class; Lisa lamenting that Gore Vidal has kissed more boys than she ever will and Marge correcting her with "Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls" (not knowing or caring that homosexuality exists); Homer trying to leave the beach house dressed in a welcome mat and getting busted by the police off-screen, Lisa imagining Alice from Alice in Wonderland being held at gunpoint by The Mad Hatter, Homer lighting the M-320 on the stove and sticking it in the dishwasher, and the famous scene of Homer shouting, "SWEET, MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!" after the beach kids show Lisa that they decorated it in seashells.
===Season 8===
==== Treehouse of Horror VII ====
* Kang and Kodos disguising themselves as Bob Dole and Bill Clinton was edited in Sky Showcase airings to get rid of the flashing lights. 
** Despite this, Dr. Hibbert referring to Bart and Hugo as Siamese twins (with Lisa correcting him with "I think they prefer to be called 'conjoined twins'," and Dr. Hibbert's line, "And hillbillies prefer to be called 'sons of the soil'. But it ain't gonna happen.") in "The Thing and I" wasn't cut, nor was the pre-credits scene of Homer setting himself on fire as he lights the jack-o-lantern, or the couch gag where The Simpsons drop dead after seeing The Grim Reaper on the couch.
====The Homer They Fall==== 
*Homer being beaten up by Dolph's, Jimbo's, and Kearney's fathers was shortened in Channel 4 airings, as well as Moe's line, "If you're gonna beat up my friend in my bar, there's a two drink minimum" as he's threatening the trio with a rifle.
*Barney drinking a canister of varnish after commenting that boxing causes brain damage was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer asking Moe why there's barbed wire on his boxing glove and Moe saying that it was a technique that's not used anymore was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The promo for Homer and Drederick Tatum's fight was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the scene of Drederick Tatum's fist shattering Homer's head. Despite this, Abe and Bart cheering over the commercial wasn't cut.
*Moe's line, "Okey-doke. Future down the crapper. Gotcha." after Lucius tells him that his career will end if Tatum defeats Homer was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Abe's line, "He's [Homer's] gonna die on his feet" during the Homer vs. Drederick Tatum fight was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Surprisingly, the scene of Bart getting beat up by Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney for his belt wasn't cut, nor was Michael Buffer introducing Rainier Wolfcastle as being involved in a Hollywood prostitution scandal, the prisoner putting a guard in a chokehold during the riot that Drederick Tatum stops by calmly telling everyone to be quiet, Kent Brockman saying, "This just in: go to Hell!" after getting pelted with trash, and most of Homer getting beat up by Drederick Tatum during the climax.
====Burns, Baby Burns====
*Larry saying "Come on. If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!" while trying to sell his knickknacks at the souvenir stand was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*The computer simulation of Homer bursting through the theater doors and getting gunned down (which Marge and the kids initially think is real) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, neither Channel 4 nor Sky Showcase cut Mr. Burns making out with Larry Burns' mother at the museum while a dopey-looking janitor watches them
==== Bart After Dark ====
* The scene showing all the scantily-clad showgirls dancing onstage, serving men drinks, and flanking Lionel Hutz at the craps table when Bart discovers that La Maison Derrière isn't a dusty, old house was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
** Despite this, all other scenes featuring the scantily-clad showgirls (including the scene of Homer confronting Belle about Bart working so late, only to get distracted by Princess Kashmir/Shauna Tifton doing a fan dance onstage and the "We Put the 'Spring' in Springfield" musical number) weren't edited, nor was Bart and Lisa watching an Itchy and Scratchy episode where Scratchy is on a talk show about Itchy abusing him and Itchy goes to attack Scratchy with a broken bottle until the cartoon gets cut off by a breaking news report, Bart dancing on the roof of the old house after getting the toy plane before falling, Homer saying, "Oh, yeah, drugs. You gotta have drugs," when he gets distracted by Shauna Tifton's (Princess Kashmir's) burlesque act, and Homer screaming "Take it off!" during Marge's ventriloquist act (with Bart escorting him out for heckling the act).
==== A Milhouse Divided ====
* BBC and Channel 4 airings cut the part where Luanne douses lighter fluid on a box of Kirk's shirts and sets it on fire, due to dangerous behavior involving fire (which is almost always edited from TV and movies aimed at children and families in the UK) and Luanne's use of the word "fanny" (which is not used to mean "butt" as it is in American English). It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later reinstated. The callback at the end where Kirk asks Luanne for his shirts back after failing to win her back by singing "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" wasn't cut.
** Despite this, Flanders telling the people at the party that cornstarch is good for keeping down the urges wasn't cut, nor was the establishing shot of the kitchenware store "Stoner's Pot Palace", with Otto leaving the store and calling it "flagrant false advertising" for not selling marijuana, Milhouse driving his toy car through the house and destroying things, Homer's line, "It can't just be sex. It can't" when Kirk is going over why his marriage to Luann was doomed to fail, and the infamous scene of Bart hitting Homer with a chair while Homer's taking a bath.
==== Hurricane Neddy ====
* Homer telling Flanders that he "engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other" while trying to find out what makes Flanders angry was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
** Despite this, Lisa getting mistaken for a pineapple by Mrs. Glick and Ralph telling Lisa they're going to be baked in a pie wasn't cut, nor was the famous scene of Flanders angrily calling out everyone after his house collapses, the video of Flanders as a kid terrorizing the other kids by calling them "Dick Tracy" and "Prune Face", but gets cut off before he can say "Dick Face", and a cured Flanders saying that if anyone makes him angry, he'll run the person over with his car.
==== El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) ====
* Homer drinking the candle wax and spitting it out (with it now having solidified) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. Coincidentally, the American censors had issues with this scene as well due to it being considered dangerous, imitable behavior. It was allowed in when the writers included Ralph trying to tell Homer that drinking candle wax was dangerous.
** Despite this, Homer calling a GBM (gay black man) from a personals ad to see if he's his soulmate wasn't cut, nor was the POV shot of Homer seeing Jasper's, Nelson's, and Mrs. Krabappel's faces as distorted caricatures during his chili pepper trip, or Homer almost being run over by a train during his chili pepper-fueled trip.
====The Twisted World of Marge Simpson====
*Maude calling the Japanese mafia members the "Poisoned Fists of the Pacific Rim" was cut on Channel 4 and Sky Showcase, with Sky Showcase reinstating it later.
*Agnes' line about the Japanese mafia killing their victims five times before the victim hits the ground was cut on Channel 4 and Sky Showcase, with Sky Showcase reinstating it later.
*The fight between the Yakuza and the Springfield Italian Mafia was shortened on Channel 4 and Sky Showcase to remove use of Japanese weapons and scenes of brutal fight moves (i.e., flying kicks to the face and garroting), with Sky Showcase reinstating the scene.
====Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious====
*The Itchy & Scratchy cartoon with Quentin Tarantino was shortened in Channel 4 airings to remove Tarantino getting decapitated and Itchy and Scratchy dancing to "Miserlou".
**Surprisingly, Krusty appearing onstage at the Apollo Theater with the letters KKK behind him wasn't cut, nor was Krusty getting bit in the nose by a dog, Grampa putting a hot clothes iron on his ear, thinking it's a phone receiver; Homer telling Kearney he keeps a bottle of Schnapps in the baby's crib, Willy almost saying "bastard" after his "Flashdance" performance in the park bombs ("Thank ya, ya ungrateful bast--"), the "Boozehound Named Barney" song, which has lines about Barney drinking turpentine if no one will give him beer money, Bart asking Homer if he can be a boozehound, and Homer singing back, "Not 'til you're 15"; Shari Bobbins sadly getting drunk and singing "Margaritaville", and the end where Shari Bobbins gets sucked into the jet engine of a plane.
====The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show====
*The Itchy & Scratchy cartoon "Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later reinstated.
*Roger Myers Jr telling Otto "Next to you, perfection is crap!" after his audition to be the voice of Poochie was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later reinstated.
*June muttering, "Cheap bastards" after telling Homer her "Meep!" for The Road Runner was doubled on the track, but she wasn't paid extra for it was cut in BBC, Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
==== Homer's Phobia ====
* The scene of Bart's dryer lottery going wrong when a shoe gets stuck had some of the blue flame flashing effects edited by removing or darkening them in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
==== My Sister, My Sitter ====
* Homer telling Flanders "Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses." after Flanders says he has to deal with an incident in the Holy Land was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* Chief Wiggum saying "Aw crap!" after realizing he bought tickets to see Bob Saget instead of Bob Seger was edited in Sky Showcase airings to just "Aw cr-", but was later added back in.
** Despite this, Bart purposely hurting himself in order to give Lisa a hard time wasn't cut, nor was the "Eye on Springfield" story about the two-story outhouse, some of the injuries shown at the late-night clinic (specifically, Snake clutching a bleeding torso wound and Smithers refusing to sit down due to an unspecified butt injury), and Lisa being accused of doing drugs after everyone discovers her in a ditch with Bart and Maggie.
====Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment==== 
*The drunken riot at the St. Patrick's Day parade was cut on Sky Showcase airings to remove John's Fish and Chips Shop blowing up and the crowd cheering.
*Homer wearing a barrel on his head and declaring himself the Prime Minister of Ireland was cut on Sky Showcase airings, but this was later reinstated.
*Chief Wiggum's line "Ladies, please. All our Founding Fathers, astronauts, and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine" was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "...or on cocaine."
*Fat Tony saying "OK, you win. We’ll stick to smuggling heroin!" and Barney's reply was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
**Despite this, the scene of Bart chugging the beer and immediately getting drunk at the parade wasn't cut, nor were the scenes of the Irish cops beating up civilians, the anti-alcohol protest group catching Chief Wiggum dancing with Princess Kashmir, Wiggum walking up to Helen Lovejoy, and Helen screaming, "PERVERT!"; Homer catching on fire from the exploding bootlegging machine in the basement, a cat getting jettisoned in the air as part of the catapult test, and Homer's iconic end line, "To alcohol, the cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems."
==== The Canine Mutiny ====
* The bag of weed falling out of the blind man's pocket after Laddie sniffs at his pants was cut in Channel 4 airings (though not the blind man saying he needs his marijuana for medicinal reasons or the ending that heavily implies that the Springfield Police are getting high with the blind man).
===Season 9===
====The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson====
*Because of the 9/11 attacks, this episode was never shown on BBC and was banned by Sky Showcase until 2005. Over in America, this episode was, depending on the syndicated market, either banned from being shown or severely edited to remove scenes of Homer at the World Trade Center towers. The cable reruns on FX, FXX, and Freeform, as well as the season nine DVD set and the Disney+ streaming version, have the episode uncut and uncensored.
*Marge saying, "Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the CHUDs." was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut the part about pimps and CHUDs, though the flashback of Homer visiting New York City in the 1970s wasn't cut to remove Homer passing by porno theaters or Homer getting chased by a pimp and falling into an open sewer.
*Most of the shots of New York were cut on Sky Showcase following the September 11th attacks, but was later reinstated.
*The people in the Twin Towers arguing was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in, and shortened slightly in Channel 4 airings. The American syndicated version just cut the line, "They stick all the jerks in Tower One".
*Homer's big sigh of relief after finally reaching the bathroom at the second tower of The World Trade Center was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings, but was later added back in in Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, Marge and the kids watching the celebrity rehab musical "Kickin' It" wasn't cut, nor was Bart thinking a group of Hasidic Jewish rabbis are members of ZZ Top, a cyclist who got run over by a cab calling Homer a "jackass", Homer trying to get the boot off the tire by biting on the lugnut, or Homer trying to go to the bathroom in a mailbox.
====The Principal and the Pauper====
*Skinner/Tamzarian saying, "Up yours, children!" as he drives off on his motorcycle was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene of Principal Skinner/Armin Tamzarian hawking a strip club on the street (and failing due to his wooden delivery) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, Channel 4 didn't edit Bart trying to make meatballs for Principal Skinner/Armin Tamzarian's party out of dog food, some of the war violence in the flashback of how Armin Tamzarian became Seymour Skinner, or Armin trying to attack the Viet Cong with a switchblade.
====Lisa's Sax====
*Homer's flashback of Abe telling him as a child that he's dumb as a mule and twice as ugly was cut in Sky Showcase airings to remove Abe encouraging young Homer that if a stranger offers him a ride home, then to take it, but this was later added back in. 
**Despite this cut, Homer's imagine spot of Patty and Selma melting in the heat while Homer enjoys his air conditioner wasn't cut.
====Treehouse of Horror VIII====
* The beginning with Fox Censor the FOX Censor editing the episode's script was cut on Channel 4 to remove the following:
** Fox Censor muttering, "I think we can do without the crack pipe" as he's censoring pages was cut.
** Fox Censor telling viewers that there will be no "raunchy NBC-style sex" was cut to remove the word "raunchy", though there were no cuts to the line after that about the episode not having any "senseless CBS-style violence".
** Fox Censor yelling, "What the fudge?!" as he's being stabbed by the TV rating was cut down to "What the --", though the excessive stabbing itself and the content rating going up with every stab wasn't edited.
*Sky Showcase left all the parts in the beginning that were cut on Channel 4. However, Sky Showcase did edit the scene in "The Homega Man" where Homer dances to Edwin Starr's "War" while naked in the front row of church, though the scene was reinstated later. Coincidentally, the scene of Homer dancing naked in the front row of church was originally going to be Homer dancing naked on the church's altar (even though Springfield's church that Reverend Lovejoy works at doesn't have an altar), but was changed during production after Standards & Practices (the FOX censors) vetoed it.
**Despite these cuts, neither Sky Showcase nor Channel 4 cut "The Homega Man" to remove Homer running over The Edgar Winter Group and yelling, "Die, you chalk-faced goons" (the members of The Edgar Winter Group are albino, so this would most likely be seen as discriminatory language/behavior), Marge and the kids shooting the mutants, the Chief Wiggum mutant losing his eye after saying that seeing the Simpsons be a loving family puts a tear to your eye, and Homer yelling, "Hey, jerk! Move your fanny!" and punching the skeletal head of Kirk van Houten; nor did they cut "Fly vs. Fly" to remove Homer about to urinate in the matter transmitter after putting one near the toilet and the other in the living room, Homer accidentally punching Lisa in the face through the transmitter, Homer accidentally drinking cat ear medicine instead of Duff Beer, or Homer chasing after Bart with an axe after his speech about how some things were not meant to be toyed with (with viewers thinking he's going to chop up the matter transmitter); or "Easy Bake Coven" to remove the women accused of witchcraft being burned at the stake near the beginning, Bart's line, "Well, I'll be a son of a witch!" after seeing Marge turn into a witch, and Goody Flanders (Maude) worrying that the witches will force her and Ned Flanders into "wanton acts of carnality" (with Flanders muttering, "Yeah, that'll be the day!").
====The Cartridge Family====
*Just like "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson", this episode was banned by Sky Showcase until 2005, only this episode was banned as it aired around the time of the Dunblane school massacre and the UK's censors objected to the scenes of dangerous and irresponsible gunplay.
*Homer pointing the gun at Marge's head was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Bart pointing the gun at Millhouse's mouth while "playing" William Tell was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*One of the Sleep-Eazy Motel hookers asking Bart if he was "looking for a good time", Bart answering yes, and Marge taking him away and explaining to the hooker that he wasn't looking for a good time was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Marge deciding to keep Homer's gun after realizing it makes her look cool was edited on Channel 4 airings so that it looks like she put it in the trash off-screen.
**Despite this, the soccer riot at the beginning wasn't cut, nor was most of Homer's irresponsible gunplay (shooting the plates, using the gun to open a can of Duff beer, Apu thinking Homer is going to rob him at gunpoint when he walks into the Kwik-E-Mart with his gun, using the gun to turn on the TV, and shooting out all the lights in the house), Moe eating an irregular Oreo that may or may not have been poisoned, Bart asking Marge if he and Lisa can go in the motel pool and Marge looking down to see a dead man being fished out, and Patty and Selma keeping a TV repairman in their apartment against his will.
====Bart Star====
*Bart playing the video game Cat Fight was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the words "slut" and "skank", but left in "I'll scratch you!" and "The hair! The hair!". Sky Showcase airings, in contrast, left in the use of the word "skank", but cut the hair-pulling and use of the word "slut".
**Surprisingly, Nelson's line, "I won't give you a 'B', but I'll tear you a new 'A'" wasn't cut, nor was Marge, Lisa, and Homer laughing at how overweight Bart is, teenage Smithers' line, "Well, that's it for the girls' gymnastics. Now let's bring on the men!", Bart running away from Homer in the yard, thinking that Homer wanting to hug him is an attack, the Sportacus clerk tricking Marge into spelling "cup", Bart testing out the protective cup by having Milhouse repeatedly kick him in the crotch, and Nelson's dad announcing that he's taking his son to Hooters and Nelson's reply, "Aw, but I don't want to bother Mom at work".
====The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons==== 
*A worker putting up a sign reading, "Today: Bachelor Auction; Tomorrow: I Retire Ya Bastards!" and falling off the ladder was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "Ya Bastards". It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Bart and Lisa asking questions about the bindi on Apu's mother's head was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove the questions on whether it changes colors like a mood ring or if it's a third eye that can see into the future.
*Homer, dressed as Ganesh, trying to stop Apu's wedding was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Originally, the book Bart used as kindling for the sacred fire was a Bible. When Mike Scully (the showrunner at the time) realized how tasteless the joke was, the scene was re-animated so that the Bible was redrawn as a hymnal. Despite rumors to the contrary, the Bible burning scene was never put in the original episode, only to be edited in reruns.
====The Joy of Sect ==== 
*Apu complimenting the airport snack counter clerk with "Look at the outrageous mark-up. You magnificent bastard, I salute you." was edited down to "Look at the outrageous mark-up" on BBC airings. Sky Showcase cut the entire scene with Apu at the airport snack counter, but later reinstated the scene with the episode pin-locked for content. Channel 4 changed the line to "Look at the outrageous mark-up. I salute you."
*The scene of Bart about to use "The L'il Bastard General Mischief Kit" on the Movementarians and being brought back in by a Movementarian member using "The L'il Bastard Brainwashing Kit" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Surprisingly, Reverend Lovejoy preparing to burn down his church by dousing it with gasoline ("I never thought I'd do this again.") wasn't cut, nor was the three bullies (Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney) punching The Squeaky-Voiced Teen in the stomach, Kearney referring to Fabergé eggs as "fruity Easter eggs", Dolph throwing away a human liver and Barney thinking the discarded liver is his, Homer calling a Hare Krishna a "crazy man", the crowd attacking the airplane, Otto telling Sideshow Mel that the Movementarian recruitment video "...puffs of the wacky-tobacky", everyone (Reverend Lovejoy, Marge, and Groundskeeper Willie) in the Rolls Royce trying to knock out Homer, Mr. Burns' line, "You're right. We're getting screwed!" after Smithers tells Mr. Burns that they still have to pay taxes despite using corporate loopholes, Mr. Burns asking Smithers if he'd kneel before him (and Smithers' eagerly suggestive, "Boy, would I!"), Moe using a voodoo doll to make Barney thirsty for beer, Groundskeeper Willie calling Flanders a "daft pansy" for ruining the atmosphere of the cult deprogramming, and Cletus threatening The Leader with a gun and telling him that he's taking his money from him.
==== The Last Temptation of Krust ====
* Krusty's racist Chinese impression was cut in Sky Showcase airings, though not Jay Leno telling him to "lose the 'me so solly' bit" when Leno is teaching Krusty how to be a modern stand-up comic, leaving for an obvious plot hole. 
** Despite this, Janeane Garofalo starting her stand-up set with, "I got my period this morning" and Marge's spit-take reaction wasn't cut, nor was Krusty going on a bender after announcing that he's quitting showbiz (including the scene where he throws up in The Stanley Cup after drinking from it), and Homer about to use the toilet until he notices that Jay Leno, Mr. Teeny, and Bart are bathing a hungover Krusty the Clown.
====Lisa the Simpson==== 
*Homer, Bart, and Lisa watching When Buildings Collapse was cut in BBC airings. 
**Despite this, Ned Flanders stopping his kids from reading the Obscene Baseball Cap wasn't cut, nor was Apu and Sanjay turning the Kwik-E-Mart into a nude club after shutting down the Freak-E-Mart, the bare butt graphic during Kent Brockman's report on towel snappings getting worse, and Homer and Bart charging at each other with pans on their heads (and the call-back where Homer's relatives do the same thing).
====Simpson Tide====
*Abe's line "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "...but he is NOT a porn star!". 
**Despite this, there were no cuts or edits to the Naval Reserve commercial's line "After basic training, you only have to work one weekend a month. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass!", the Big-Nosed Jerk/"Just Stamp The Ticket" Man (first seen on "When Flanders Failed") refusing to ask Homer if he's a homosexual (due to Don't Ask, Don't Tell being in effect at the time of the episode's premiere) during his recruitment, Moe shutting down the Russian Roulette game between Principal Skinner and Krusty the Clown, the sequence of Russia reverting back to being the Soviet Union, Milhouse blurting out that he thinks Bart's mom is hot, Milhouse thinking a "gypsy" is the same thing as a vampire when Principal Skinner tries to tell Milhouse that schoolchildren can't wear earrings unless they're "of gypsy extraction" (and letting Milhouse wear an earring anyway, because vampires are also covered under this rule), the flashback of Abe beating up John F. Kennedy because his "Ich bin ein Berliner" line allegedly makes him a Nazi, Apu joining the Naval Reserve despite his religion not allowing military service, and Homer's line "I'll plug your hole!" after Bart says in his thought bubble, "Dad, the earring could plug the hole."
====Trash of the Titans ====
*Raphael telling Homer (after he declares he's running for sanitation commissioner) that the line he's in is for people who have to register as sex offenders (followed by a pan to Moe, who comes in and complains about the long line) was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Adam muttering "Wankers" behind the backs of the other members of U2 was cut in BBC, Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
*Ray Patterson saying that Homer spread the rumor that he lured children into his gingerbread house was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*One line of the The Garbage Man song (where Krusty is throwing out his used porno) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Everyone in the family thinking that Homer got the money by dealing drugs was cut in Channel 4 airings. However, Lisa saying "I wish it were drugs" after seeing the garbage being shoved underground wasn't cut.
*Ray Patterson saying "You're screwed" before he leaves was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Mayor Quimby saying "We are far from screwed!" wasn't cut.
*During the post-credits scene, Mr. Burns saying "Ow! Wankers." had the entire line muted on Sky Showcase. Channel 4 (which used to air this scene uncut) airings cut it so the scene ended after he said "Ow!" and cut immediately to the "In Memoriam" screen for Linda McCartney. The BBC version just changed the line from "Ow! Wankers!" to "Ow! Ow!"
**Despite this, Homer getting whaled on by the security guards at the U2 concert (and the beatings being projected on the big screens) wasn't cut, nor was Bono singing the word "arse", Bart telling people to vote for Homer or Homer will beat him, the erupting garbage shooting the corpse of the Flanders' pet rabbit out of the ground just as Ned was burying it, and the end where, as everyone in Springfield moves away, a piece of litter lands at an American Indian's feet and he cries while another Indian tells him not to look back, and the camera panning to the landfill that once was Springfield.
==== King of the Hill ====
* Australia's 10 Peach channel cut the scene in the beginning during the McBain action movie where McBain snaps the neck of a Commie Nazi pilot after McBain lands on the plane and the pilot surrenders. Despite this, Marge's line, "Now that's what I call 'break-neck speed'" and Bart being offended over the joke ("Mom, a man just died") wasn't cut, and the episode can be found uncut on Australia's version of the season nine DVD set. Here is a clip of how 10 Peach cut the scene.
** Despite this cut, 10 Peach didn't cut any reference to Grampa Simpson cannibalizing his mountain climbing partner, and the UK channels do air the neck-breaking part uncut.
==== Natural Born Kissers ====
*Initially, this episode was banned from airing in the UK by Sky because of strong sexual content and extended scenes of nudity. The episode ended up airing as a season ten holdover episode rather than the last episode of season nine under the title, "Margie, May I Sleep With Danger?" When it did air on Channel 4, the following scenes were edited (mostly the sex scenes between Homer and Marge, though one scene was cut for depicting a dangerous, imitable technique [suffocating someone using a long hose and car exhaust]):
**Marge and Homer struggling to have sex under their blanket was cut.
** The scene at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is severely shortened in Channel 4 airings: Homer's line, "Nah it'll just be awkward what with the sex and all." is shortened to "Nah, it'll just be awkward"; Carl's line, "I always thought that Marge would be a dynamo in the sack, you know." is shortened to "I always thought that Marge would be a dynamo."; and Marge's line "Oh, knock it off you perverts." is shortened to "Oh, knock it off."
** Marge's line "You know, the fear of getting caught is kind of a turn-on." and Homer's reply, "There's that dirty girl I married.'' were cut. Surprisingly, Marge and Homer having sex behind the curtain while a group of people put together a jigsaw puzzle wasn't censored.
** The sequence of the people at the mini-golf course are trying to figure out what's inside the windmill and how to get it out shortened Moe's line "Who cares what it is. Let's monoxide it!" to "Who cares what it is" and cut the part showing Moe holding a long hose attached to the exhaust pipe of a beat-up car and sliding it into the windmill to suffocate Homer and Marge. The edited version goes from Moe's line "Who cares what it is." to Homer knocking the windmill over and he and Marge escaping.
*** Despite these cuts, there were no edits to the following: Grampa Simpson telling Todd to go outside and get a switch so he can spank the Flanders kids for misbehaving, the flashback of Grampa using his metal detector to scan for land mines, blowing up a tank by mistake, and, in the present, telling Bart and Lisa that that was how he was awarded an Iron Cross, Bart's imagine spot of one pirate shooting another; Homer standing behind a log-sawing lawn ornament, which is at his crotch level, and asking Marge if they can switch because "...I don't trust these guys"; Homer's butt scraping the glass cathedral and the priest telling his congregation to stare at the floor; everyone taking pictures of Homer and Marge at the stadium after Homer says, "Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer!"; the scene in the lost ending to Casablanca where Hitler goes to throw a grenade at Rick and Sam, but Ilsa comes back and closes the lid on the piano, trapping Hitler with the grenade; and The Crazy Old Jewish Man giving Bart and Lisa a film can with the words, "It's A Wonderful Life -- Killing Spree Ending" on the front.
===Season 10===
====The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace====
*Marge's line, "Homer, you've got it set on whore!" after getting shot in the face with the make-up gun was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Heckle the Crow calling Homer a "real sack of crap" during Homer's imagine spot of his funeral wasn't cut, nor was Homer shooting Marge in the face with the make-up gun, or Homer burning himself with the welding torch.
==== Bart the Mother ====
* Moe calling Marge "Midge" was cut in Sky Showcase airings (even though other instances of this in previous episodes weren't edited, and the word itself wasn't being used as a slur against little people), but was later added back in. 
** Despite this, Nelson playing around with a rifle and urging Bart to use it to shoot the bird in the nest, wasn't cut, nor was Homer getting pummeled with baseballs from the pitching machine, and Skinner naming off suggestively-named birds like the titmouse, the woodpecker, and the booby.
==== Treehouse of Horror IX====
*On "Hell Toupee": 
**Moe saying, "Hey, Apu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?" was edited in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings so that "...for people with syphilis?" was cut, though not Moe actually eating the cereal ("Penicilli-Os") or the scene of Homer (possessed by Snake) ripping Moe's heart out with a corkscrew. This scene was later added back in for Sky Showcase.
**Snake getting electrocuted during the televised execution was shortened on Channel 4 airings to remove some of his twitching before uttering, "Dude!" as his last words.
***Despite these cuts, there were no edits to Homer (possessed by Snake) attacking Bart with a sledgehammer, Homer punching the possessed toupee as it clings to Bart's face, then strangling Bart when Bart complains that Homer's punching him, the shot of Apu's screaming and terrified face as Homer (possessed by Snake) pins Apu against the Squishee machine before killing him off-screen, the police shooting the toupee to death, Moe's heart being ripped out or Dr. Nick punching Homer in the face and injecting himself with a sedative before operating on Homer. 
****Also, there were no edits to "The Terror of Tiny Toon", despite containing a lot of violence (mostly from the Itchy & Scratchy episode Bart and Lisa get sucked into, thanks to the plutonium-powered remote control) and the end where Scratchy covers his crotch and screams after Marge tells him that he needs to be neutered.
*On "Starship Poopers": 
**Kang showing Marge the different places humans have sex -- the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a best friend's wedding, and the alley behind a porno theater -- was cut so that way the last item was just described as an alley behind a theater (though the doorway with the "XXX"s above it wasn't censored).
**Jerry Springer screaming, "Son of a (bleep)!" as Maggie attacks him was cut on Channel 4 airings, though the bleeped out language when Homer first beats up Kang and Marge's "I'm so [bleep] embarrassed" as Kang, Homer, and Maggie are attacking Jerry Springer weren't altered.
==== When You Dish Upon a Star ====
* The chalkboard punishment phrase for this episode was originally "Butt.com is not my email address". After the crew members discovered that "butt.com" is a real pornographic website, all reruns (including the free-TV reruns, the season 10 DVD version, the cable reruns on FX, FXX, and Freeform, international versions, and the Disney+ streaming version) changed the sentence to "Butt.butt is not my email address".
====D'oh-in' in the Wind====
*Homer's line, "Come on, Maude. The human wang is a beautiful thing." was cut on Channel 4, though not Homer actually sitting on the couch naked outside and Maude screaming and saying her eyes have been soiled by the sight of his nudity.
*Willie scraping his face with a rake while high on the peyote juice was cut on Channel 4.
*Wiggum's line, "It's nothing but carrots and peyote!" after tasting the juice, Eddie replying, "Damn long-hairs never learn, hey, chief?" and Wiggum declaring that it's time for a "good, old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!" was cut on Channel 4.
**Despite these cuts, Grampa and Seth describing Mona Simpson as a "demon in the sack" were left in, as was most of the peyote freak-out montage that wasn't the Groundskeeper Willie scene (Barney drinking Duff Beer to conjure the pink elephant to squash the peyote monster, Flanders drinking the peyote juice while he's driving and seeing the Grateful Dead teddy bears and skeletons, followed by the hammers from Pink Floyd's The Wall and the Rolling Stones' lip logo; Grampa and Jasper sitting on a bench in the park and giggling like Beavis and Butthead while commenting that they "...are so old," and Lou spinning around in his desk chair and saying, "The electric yella's got me by the brain banana!"), Homer getting shot in the head after putting a daisy in the barrel of one of the S.W.A.T team's rifles, and Phyllis Diller saying, "Let's get it on!" during the Bob Hope hippie comedy special Homer watches.
====Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"====
*All references to the Western town being run by prostitutes were cut in Channel 4 airings, including the line containing words like "whorehouse", "cathouse" and "brothel".
**Surprisingly, the visible text with names of the brothels wasn't cut, and the only part of the gunfight that was removed was the part where they mentioned prostitutes (as opposed to getting rid of the gun violence). Also, Marge thinking a "Wanted for Lewd Conduct" poster with Homer's picture on it is a gift shop novelty (until Bart points out that it isn't) wasn't cut, nor was Grampa pinching the detached butt of a saloon girl robot and a hand flying by to slap him in the face, or Reverend Lovejoy's disparaging remark about Catholicism after Marge asks him to give Grampa his last rites ("Marge, that's Catholic. Why don't you just ask me to do a voodoo dance?").
==== Viva Ned Flanders ====
* On the original airing (and free-TV syndicated reruns, though the second time it aired on Sunday night also edited the line), Homer mutters that Barney Gumble's birthday is the same day as Adolf Hitler's (April 20th). Because the Columbine school shooting happened on that day in 1999, the reruns on cable (FX, FXX, and Freeform), Disney+ streaming, international versions (including the UK versions), and the season 10 DVD change the line to "Barney's birthday is July 15th, same day as Lassie's."
* Ned trying to hang himself after realizing he drunkenly married Ginger the barmaid was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
** Despite these cuts, Homer cooking meat on the chimney (which would be considered "dangerous, imitable behavior" according to UK censorship) wasn't cut, nor was Bart coming in through the church window with a crowbar and mentioning breaking into cars when the congregation asks Ned if he's done anything sinful in his life, a sign with the word "cleavage", Lance Murdock's "Suicycle" stunt where a ramp has patches of blood or Homer and Ned getting attacked by vultures as they walk home from Vegas.
====Wild Barts Can't Be Broken====
*This episode was postponed from airing on BBC due to the Washington sniper incident, though when BBC finally aired the episode, they cut two references to snipers and gun violence:
**Moe saying, "That sniper at the all-star was a blessing in disguise." was cut, but was later added back in.
**Wiggum saying, "Any child found outside after dark will be shot!" was also cut, but was later added back in. This edit was also done on some American syndication cuts and is cut on Disney+, due to current heightened concerns over mass murders involving gun violence, especially with children as victims.
====Homer to the Max====
*Homer saying, "And it doesn't stop in the bedroom, oh no. I'm taking charge!" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Homer's line about how sex with "Max Power" means "You strap yourself in and feel the Gs" (and Homer's accompanying pelvic thrusting) wasn't cut.
*Bill Clinton telling Marge that he's "done it" with pigs (though it's not made clear whether Clinton meant the actual animal or "pigs" as in "fat and unattractive women". Considering the UK censors objecting to both bestiality and sexism/body-shaming, it could be either-or) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, Homer getting threatened with a swab of pepper spray wasn't cut, nor was Homer hanging from a moving ceiling fan by his scarf, or Homer telling Marge that he changed her name to Busty St. Claire, Chesty LaRue, and Hootie McBoob.
====I'm with Cupid====
*Apu's line "But this is the peak hour for stoned teenagers buying shiny things" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "stoned", though Jimbo marveling at his reflection in the aluminum foil (implying that he is stoned) wasn't cut.
*Sideshow Mel's line, "My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Apu's line to Elton John, "Well, well, the bitch is back!" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
**Despite these cuts, Homer telling Lisa his "fairy tale" about going to the bathroom in an alley because Barney left the men's room at Moe's a mess and being wakened by the kiss of a noble raccoon wasn't cut, nor was Nelson causing Bart's digestive system project to explode by making it eat the contents from its lower intestine, Apu being trapped inside the life-sized chocolate statue of himself, Homer making out the word "saala" in Apu and Manjula's Hindi arguing, Homer referring to Apu's wife as a "squaw" (which is actually a racist term for an Native American woman, not a woman from India), and Homer's fight with Fantastic Dan the skywriter.
====Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"====
*Homer saying, "Screw you guys!" as Lenny and Carl make fun of Homer for driving the F-Series Canyonero was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours. 
**Despite this, Mrs. Krabappel's balloon striptease at the faculty variety show (and Homer mentioning that he stole snacks because "I saw Krabappel's butt. I paid!") wasn't cut, nor was Superintendent Chalmers calling Skinner a "sexless freak" for ruining the "Who's on First" routine, Homer accusing Marge of thinking he's gay because he bought the F-series Canyonero (which is for women), Homer hot-wiring Marge's car instead of driving the Canyonero, the judge in the road rage movie saying, "I sentence you to kiss my ass!", the female cop in the road rage movie suggesting that people fire a weapon at their TV, pick a fight with someone weaker than them, and write a threatening letter to a celebrity as ways to control their anger; Eddie the Cop (as Curtis E. Bear) getting knocked down and beaten by the class, and some of the more terrifying/threatening scenes of people fleeing during the rhino stampede.
====Make Room for Lisa====
*Homer saying, "Screw that touchy-queery crap!" was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*Repo Man 2 saying, "Ah, screw it! I have health insurance." as he's carrying Homer's sensory deprivation tank out was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours down to, "Ah, I have health insurance."
**Despite these cuts, there were no edits to the following scenes: a security guard putting brass knuckles on after another security guard tells Homer that he licked off the part of The Constitution that forbids cruel and unusual punishment, Homer making Lisa watch When Animals Attack Magicians, Marge listening in on Krusty the Clown's call that implies that he slept with and was abandoned by a woman who was actually a man (whether cross-dressed or actually transgender isn't known), Principal Skinner's mom telling Seymour that she doesn't like him going through tunnels because it symbolizes something sexual, Milhouse getting hit on the head with a baby monitor by Marge, and the end where Homer and Lisa go to a demolition derby and a spectator gets hit with a flaming piece of car.
====Simpsons Bible Stories====
*Adam (Homer) saying, "I love you more than the butterscotch pond or the porno bush" was edited on Channel 4 to "I love you more than the butterscotch pond."
*Milhouse saying "Screw this! I'm converting." in the Moses spoof was cut down to "I'm converting" in Channel 4 airings.
====Mom and Pop Art====
*Marge asking Homer to take down the hostage ribbons from the old oak tree was cut on international airings, most American reruns, and on the Disney+ version, though not the season 10 DVD version.
*Cecil's line, "If we hurry, we can still catch the heroin craze." was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Homer angrily yelling after Bart tells him he's flunking math and felt a little attracted to Milhouse wasn't cut, nor was the imagine spot of Homer getting beaten up by famous artists and artworks.
====The Old Man and the "C" Student====
*Selma's line, "Mmm, that glue really gives it a pop" after smoking the discarded cigarettes from their Olympic mascot, Ciggy, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, there were no cuts to Bart's racist stand-up performance, Superintendent Chalmers outlining his life, which includes a lot of suggestively-named towns that Bart tries to use for an innuendo-laden punchline; Martin being left alone in the inner-city basketball court and having his basketball deflated by a gunshot; Milhouse hurting himself from picking up used syringes; Homer covering Snowball II in papier-mache, Homer covering Maggie in springs and bouncing her like a basketball, and Smithers drawing Mr. Burns naked.
====Monty Can't Buy Me Love====
*Jerry Rude's line, "Thank you, Knick-Knack and Paddy-Whack, the Siamese midgets. We'll be sure to catch your new series on FOX." was edited down to "Thank you, Knick-Knack and Paddy-Whack. We'll be sure to catch your new series on FOX." in Channel 4 airings.
*Jerry Rude asking Mr. Burns how long his wiener is was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Jerry Rude coughing the word "queer" twice after Mr. Burns' picnic story (which, unbeknownst to Mr. Burns, is filled with homosexual innuendo) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene where everyone takes flash photographs of the Loch Ness monster was edited in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings to slow down or darken the flashing lights.
**Despite this, Mr. Burns shocking people with his cattle prod (including threatening Smithers with "Conga, conga, conga. We like Monty Burns more. Conga like you mean it. Please don't make me shock you!") wasn't cut, nor was the video clip of Arthur Fortune punching Muhammad Ali, the reference to Arthur Fortune's mall having a shoplifting section, Mr. Burns being high on morphine after finding out that the children's hospital made a statue of Homer for his generous donation, Homer giving Mr. Burns a list of jokes about how white people are different from black people (and Homer telling one of his jokes to a pair of lesbian gladiators who don't find the joke funny, not because it's racist, but because they don't know who Lenny and Carl are), Jerry Rude asking Mr. Burns how many times he goes to the can or if he's ever murdered anyone, the incestuous, homosexual innuendo in Mr. Burns' story ("Oh, when I was six. My father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time. I ate my share of wieners that day") after Jerry Rude asks him when was Mr. Burns' first gay experience, or Homer's reply "A sober Irishman" after Mr. Burns tells him that he's going to find the rarest thing in the world to get people to like him.
====They Saved Lisa's Brain====
*Homer saying, "Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?" was edited in Channel 4 airings to "Are you sure you're fully accredited and bonded?"
*Marge's comment about the setting in Homer's boudoir pictures looking like the set of a high-class porno film, and Homer telling her it's actually the basement of their house, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Chief Wiggum saying "Geez, how many gazebos do you shemales need?" was edited in Sky Showcase airings (though not Channel 4, even though Channel 4 cut "Homer the Moe" to remove "'Cuz Moe's a big jerk and a shemale, too" from Homer's "I Won't Drink at Moe's" song) to cut "shemales".
**Surprisingly, Bart and Milhouse watching Homer's first erotic photo shoot in shock from the window wasn't cut, nor was Jimmy the Scumbag pushing an old woman in front of a train on the "How Low Can You Go?" commercial, Carl being diagnosed with diabetes after eating the Grandma Plopwell sugar-packed pudding, Bart's "Human Garbage Disposal" act at the "How Low Can You Go?" contest where everyone throws objects at him to eat (and Bart accidentally swallows a spark plug), Bart riding a pig naked through the hallway, and Homer's line about the time he revealed his body while playing Santa Claus and getting in trouble for it by the block association.
====Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo====
*This episode was banned in Japan due to culturally insensitive content, including showing the Emperor of Japan [who, in Japanese culture, is only allowed to be depicted on the news, for educational reasons, and in children's books] being hurled into the sumo thong Dumpster by Homer, the reference to the infamous "Electric Soldier Porygon" episode of Pokemon that landed a lot of viewers in the hospital over seizures caused by flashing lights (the part where everyone in the family has an epileptic fit while watching Battling Seizure Robots), and the sadistic Japanese game show the family goes on in order to get plane tickets home. The Japanese version of the season 10 DVD also omits this episode.
*In South Korea, this episode is banned due to the animal cruelty punchline with the Hello Kitty factory (the cats being burned alive to make Hello Kitty merchandise) and the fact that South Korea and Japan have a contentious history with each other, leading to a ban on Japanese cultural references in South Korea. The ban has been since been lifted and the episode is now available on DVD and streaming on South Korea's version of Disney+.
*Over in the UK, on Channel 4, the following scenes were cut:
**Lisa trying to tell Homer that the Internet is more than just a global pornography ring cuts her line off after "global".
**Groundskeeper Willie going on an upskirt (or "upkilt") website and thinking the upkilt shot of himself is a woman (until he recognizes it as him).
**The close-up of the Battling Seizure Robots cartoon, and the credits using a repeat of that sequence were darkened, though not the scene of Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie having seizures from that cartoon, Homer faking a seizure after seeing everyone else in the family on the floor, and all five members of the Simpson family collapsing in seizures after Battling Seizure Robots comes back from a commercial break. 
***Despite these cuts in the UK, Homer squeezing a penny so hard that it gets absorbed into his skin wasn't cut, nor was Chuck Garabedian's line about the beautiful women he's slept with formerly being men and the audience's disgusted reaction over it, the Osaka Seafood Concern mascot gutting itself in the company loyalty video, Bart killing the talking fish who begs him to spare his life, Homer speaking in Jamaican patois when the Simpsons discuss where they're going to go on vacation, Bart nearly crashing the plane by turning off his Game Boy, and Homer getting electrocuted by lightning on the Japanese game show.
===Season 11===
====Beyond Blunderdome====
* The scene in the Mr. Smith Goes to Washington film where Mel Gibson grabs the decapitated head of the President was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the other violence in the film, e.g. the part where he impales the Senator with the American flag, the part where he slams people's heads under desks or the part where he fires a gun repeatedly.
====Brother's Little Helper====
*Bart laughing at Skinner saying "retardant" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene in Showgirls where Nomi yells, "Screw you! Screw everybody!" to the man who tells her that she's throwing away her talent and the stage manager saying, "All right, girls. Tops off. It's showtime!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart's crude jokes about the "hose lengthener" and the "king-size flamer" wasn't cut, nor was Ralph referring to the fires he causes as "uh-ohs", Moe telling Milhouse that the Dalmatian he's playing with is so inbred, he can't even stand up; Skinner's line about fire being good for toasting s'mores or raining down on Charlie, the "pot party" reference in the fire prevention play, Ned's pants catching fire after the fire prevention play ends, Homer telling Skinner that Bart's coming out of the pep closet; Homer's reaction to Nomi taking her top off, Nelson getting electric-shocked by his collar twice (once in the playground and again when he's in the audience for Showgirls), Krusty strangling his associate producer; Bart stealing the keys from two tank drivers as they're conversing in the shower, Bart crashing into a bookmobile as kids cheer, Homer referring to Bart as a "freaked-out junkie," Jimbo encouraging Bart to "scud the school", Chief Wiggum's line, "That's the end of your Looney Tune, Drugs Bunny", and Moe's line about the satellite, "And may God help you if that thing carried The Spice Channel."
====Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?====
*Homer suggesting the words "screw Flanders" to Lisa for an article was cut in Channel 4 airings. An earlier scene where the Lifeways editor mentions that Homer repeatedly used the phrase "screw Flanders" during his first restaurant review wasn't cut.
*Homer saying, "We'll be right back." was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, Homer's bleeped-out tirade while driving behind an ambulance wasn't cut, nor was Nelson punching Milhouse in the head, Homer thanking Nelson for punching people in the head, one of the restauranteurs saying Homer once ate a bowl of change, Homer getting bitten by a bat, the tour guide mentioning "Hot Sex Weekly" as one of the Springfield Shopper sections, and the shot of a tree with a frightened child still in the treehouse about to be shredded for newspaper.
====Treehouse of Horror X====
*In "I Know What You Diddily-Iddly-Id", the scene where The Simpsons see "I Know What You Diddily-Iddly-Id" on the wall was slowed down in Channel 4 airings to tone down the flashing light effects.
*In "Life's a Glitch, Then You Die", Homer saying, "Well, those ivory-tower eggheads have screwed us again." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Xena saying, "Xena needs xex!" on "Desperately Xeeking Xena" wasn't cut, nor was Xena headbutting The Collector, Xena trying to remove her breastplate, only to stop when she sees the nerds at the convention break out their cameras; the couch gag containing Lisa with an axe in her head getting zapped by Maggie's ray gun, most of the scenes from "I Know What You Diddily-Iddly-Id" where Homer handles Flanders' corpse to make it look like he's alive, then throwing him into his house and saying, "Uh-oh, I think I'm having a heart attack!", and the end of "Life's a Glitch, Then You Die" where Bart and Homer escape the rocket filled with terrible celebrities and happily die from explosive decompression.
====E-I-E-I-D'oh====
*Homer saying, "Screw it." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the infamous "Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)" innuendo wasn't cut, nor was the violence in the "Mask of Zorro" spoof at the beginning, Homer saying he was going to hang himself in the barn, Homer getting crushed by the tractor three times, Ralph and Bart getting addicted to tomacco, the animals attacking the tobacco company executives as they fly away, or Homer getting shot during the duel at the end of the episode.
====Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder====
*Mrs. Krabappel mentioning that Homer bowled a perfect game without the use of crack, angel dust, steroids, narcotics, and other drugs associated with bowling was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove mention of crack and angel dust, but not steroids and narcotics.
*Homer jumping off the top of the Springfield State Building out of suicidal depression over no longer being famous for bowling a perfect game was cut in Channel 4 airings (including the part where Homer clings to Otto, who's bungee-jumping, and the two going down a manhole into the Mole Kingdom). The edited version goes from Homer sadly singing "This Is The End" by The Doors to Ron Howard and his kids pulling up next to Homer.
**Despite this, Krusty mentioning that the Krusty brand bubble gum has spider eggs and the Hantavirus in it wasn't cut, nor was Otto and a random girl making out next to Homer during his extended sleeping montage, Maggie picturing Homer as The Creature from the Black Lagoon and being afraid of him, Homer dressing up as Homey-Womey the Teletubby (to remove either Homer's line, "And I'm all man, in case you heard otherwise!" or Homer getting electrocuted), Nelson's fatherly advice to Bart ("If you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple"), or Homer hitting Lenny in the stomach with a bowling ball.
==== Eight Misbehavin' ====
* Apu calling Manjula "my little curry face", and later "chutney butt" were both cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Homer and Butch Patrick getting attacked by cobras wasn't censored, nor was the Allen Wrench mascot scaring Bart, Manjula lamenting that she had all that sex with Apu for nothing, Apu resting his loins in the ice cream freezer, Marge mistaking Manjula's Hindi for baby talk, Homer having a fertility pill and claiming that it tastes like strawberry, Apu saying, "I just had the most beautiful dream where I died" and Manjula telling him he can die later, or Apu yelling, "Oh! Calcutta!" as he and Manjula make love.
====Take My Wife, Sleaze====
*The shot of the magazine with the headline "This Month's Cycle Slut" over a picture of Marge sleeping was cropped in Channel 4 airings to remove the headline.
*Marge telling the bikers to not to call your employer a "skank" while teaching them how to be presentable when looking for work was cut on Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the bikers asking if they could keep Marge until the orgy in San Berdoo wasn't cut, nor was Marge asking if the bikers find her sexually attractive (even after seeing her in the biker magazine) and all of them saying no, Homer wanting to call his biker group "The Christ Punchers", Lisa fearing that Rod and Todd are watching her bathe in the yard, and Ramrod stabbing himself in the leg with a knife.
==== Grift of the Magi ====
* Bart's line to Lisa "If you're going to throw a spaz, I'll come with," was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "if you're gonna throw a spaz". ("Spaz" in British English is a derogatory term for someone with cerebral palsy or any kind of mental deficiencies. In American English, "spaz" is either a noun for a hyperactive nerd or a verb meaning to excessively worry or make a big deal out of a minor problem).
* Funzo strangling a Krusty doll and dancing with the decapitated heads of the Krusty and Malibu Stacy dolls were cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The epilogue showing how Moe (who has his head in a gas oven with a sign that reads, "No Funeral" taped to his back) saw what life would be like if he were never born and pulled his head out of the oven so he can cook a Christmas goose for The Simpsons was cut on Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
** Despite this, Bart saying that him and Milhouse dressing as women might make them look a bit "fruity" wasn't cut, nor was Lindsey Naegle saying, "Well, we did screw you a little" when Lisa confronts her about the plot to use schoolkids as a focus group for Funzo, Homer's line, "What's going on here? And I want a non-gay explanation" when he catches Milhouse and Bart in drag and jumping on the bed (along with Milhouse answering that he and Bart are drunk), Nelson pouring poison in the pot of soup during the play for Mr. Burns, Ralph cutting the Mr. Burns dummy's head off during the play, the close-up of Bart's butt crack when Dr. Hibbert shows that Bart's coccyx cast has a viewing window, or Moe getting trampled during the shopping frenzy for Funzo (including Moe's line, "Why would you wear cleats to a store?!").
==== Little Big Mom ====
* Much like "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo", this episode was banned from airing on TV and being released on home media in Japan. However, it wasn't because of offensive stereotypes and tasteless jokes about the culture. This episode was banned as it made fun of leprosy and lepers, and Japan has a long, shameful history of discriminating against those with the disease.
==== Faith Off ====
* Benjamin talking about the program he invented that downloads porn off the Internet 1 million times faster (with Marge disgusted over it and Homer shuddering orgasmically over it) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The cameramen trying to look at people having sex in the library (but discovering the footage is scrambled) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The parade float showing Sir Oinks-A-Lot being hanged while two people sing "I've Had The Half-Time of My Life" was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*The close-up of Homer's offensive parade float (the one that depicts fraternity hazing with a frat brother spanking an underwear-clad pledge and choking him with a dog leash) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, Bart drilling a hole through Homer's bucket and hitting something squishy (possibly his eye) wasn't cut, nor was the Russian kicker getting his leg cut off and scoring the winning kick, Dr. Hibbert telling the Simpsons that frat boys are going to drink out of the detached leg, Fat Tony threatening Homer with a switchblade ice pick, or Homer trying to serve Lisa (who has become vegetarian as of "Lisa the Vegetarian") meat and saying the veal died of loneliness.
====The Mansion Family====
*Cornelius Chapman helping suicidal people jump out the window of a building, and Moe realizing that jumping out the window is "a great way to do it" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the mention of Cornelius helping people jump out of windows wasn't cut.
*The scene of Cornelius taking a bullet for Huey Long was edited in Channel 4 airings to replace the audio of the shootings with Kent's speech from the Springfield Pride Awards, though the sound of the gun being whipped out can still be heard.
*Marge lecturing Bart about how smoking cigars is only for famous comedians like "Bill Crosby" (Bill Cosby) and "David Lettersten" (David Letterman) was cut on Channel 4 airings to remove "Bill Crosby" (due to Cosby being outed as a sexual predator).
*Lenny trying to drink rubbing alcohol as a substitute for real alcohol and being whipped by Moe for it was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the other scenes of Moe trying to keep the people on the party yacht away from the alcohol with the whip weren't cut.
*Homer saying "They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight." was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the word "knife", and a bit of the actual monkey knife fight was censored, though not Moe encouraging the monkey he bet on to stab the other and chuckling, "He ain't pretty no more."
*Homer holding a knife in his mouth which then falls into his hand was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*During the Gracie Films logo (during the end credits where Homer is crying over not being rich and names off everyone in the credits who are rich, including the voice actors who "...aren't as rich as they should be"), Homer saying "Don't shush me, you rich bastard," was changed to the original Gracie Films logo sound (the woman going "Shh!" and the Gracie Films logo music) in BBC airings, while Sky Showcase airings shortened the line to just, "Don't shush me!", and Channel 4 airings replaced the entire line with an audio clip of Homer yelling "Save me, Jebus!" from "Missionary: Impossible."
**Despite this, Bart riding a bike, Lisa riding a horse, and Homer drunkenly driving a riding mower through the hall wasn't cut, nor was Homer telling Marge that the long fork at the dinner table is used to scratch your ass and Marge trying it out and enjoying it as she tells Homer to watch his mouth, Cornelius Chapman dying of a heart attack after Britney Spears kisses him, and Mr. Burns getting jammed into the MRI machine.
==== Saddlesore Galactica ====
* The montage showing Duncan dominating the horse races thanks to his new attitude originally had Cake's "The Distance" playing. In UK and some American airings (barring cable reruns, Disney+ streaming, and the season 11 DVD), the actual song is changed to an instrumental.
====Alone Again, Natura-Diddily====
*Moe telling Flanders that he would have been on Maude if Flanders had died was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Flanders punching Moe in the face and Moe gleefully accepting the beatings so he can die and be with Maude.
*Ned in the shower with his penis pixelated was edited in Channel 4 airings to further blur out the pixelation so the shape of Ned's penis isn't too obvious (see below in Video/Image Gallery). 
**Despite this, Maude's death wasn't censored in any way, nor was Homer mentioning that Maude could have been saved if he didn't block the ambulance, the Simpsons trying to cross the busy racetrack, or Lenny getting hit with a tire and coming out of it okay.
====Missionary: Impossible ====
*Homer's line describing the main characters of the British sitcom, Do Shut Up, "If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!" was completely cut in BBC airings. Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings only cut the line to remove "...with a wanker!"
*The Cockney son greeting his father with, "Jolly sodding X-Mas, major" as he presents him with a beer bottle was cut in BBC airings. Sky Showcase airings only cut out the word "sodding", and Channel 4 left "sodding" uncut.
*Homer saying "I can't kill a man!" while trying to stab one of the PBS telethon presenters with a bank pen was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Betty White asking Homer "And you thought you could stab your problems away?" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Ak saying, "Bouncy, bouncy!" when describing the island of topless women where "anything goes" over there was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Homer asking why the island he's on doesn't have any of the topless girls normally seen in geographical magazines.
*Homer saying, "Now my testicle's got ants on it!" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the earlier scene of Qtoktok asking Homer if he'd rather drink from a coconut instead of an ox testicle.
*All the scenes of Homer licking toads to get high was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Bart asking if he's been licking toads wasn't cut.
**Despite this, neither channel cut Homer describing Do Shut Up as being about "a loving family of soccer hooligans" (so as not to glamorize or condone soccer hooliganism, which is notorious for being violent and antisocial), the violence in Do Shut Up (the son breaking a bottle over his dad's head, the father beating his son with a tire iron after complaining that he got a bottle to the head as a gift last year, the mother scalding the two of them with hot water from her tea kettle, and the father and son about to beat the mother with cricket bats before the show cuts off with a PBS pledge drive break), Homer getting chased down by PBS characters (with Mr. Rogers saying, "It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!" and Elmo and Oscar the Grouch threatening Homer at church), Greg and Amy telling Homer that they ridiculed away most of the Microatians' beliefs, the butterfly rolling up and crawling inside Homer's skin, and Homer and Lisa Jr. screaming as they fall into the lava before the scene cuts off to FOX's version of the PBS pledge drive.
====Pygmoelian====
*The name of the gravity spinner Bart goes on ("The Tipsy-O-Whirl") and the festival worker's line "Okay kids, who wants to see what it's like to get drunk?" were cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Bart getting on the gravity spinner to simulate being drunk, the festival worker calling Bart "charming" after letting him off the ride, and the kids staggering around after going on the ride, with Milhouse greeting Bart with, "This guy here. This is the guy..."
*Titania telling Duffman, "You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!" was cut in Channel 4 airings (Duffman's line, "Duffman says a lot of things. Oh yeah!" was cut for continuity reasons).
*Moe referring to Michael Finn and Titania as "the mick and the chick with the rack there" ("Mick" is a derogatory term for an Irishman) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The male surgeon asking the female surgeon if she wants to see Moe's genitals was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe saying that he was called "fugly" and "pug fugly" (after the flashback of his first failed soap opera audition) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The technical director yelling "What the fudge?!" with "fudge" bleeped out was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite these cuts, Moe going after Barney with a wooden plank with a nail on it during the Drunk Toss contest wasn't cut, nor was Homer choke-holding Surly and trying to twist his head off, thinking that he's a bottle of beer; Snake's son stealing Lisa's bike, the plastic surgeon spraying cleaner in Moe's face and telling him to stop whining because he's "...worse than Faye Dunaway", Phil Angeledes being introduced as "Duff's photographer in charge of calendars and fake IDs", Moe thinking he died on the operating table and Homer casually saying that it did happen and that he'll tell him about it later (which he never does during the episode), Moe suffocating Duffman with a sticker on his face (and Duffman writhing on the ground trying to pull it off ["Duffman can't breathe! Oh, no!"]), Homer dousing the set of It Never Ends with gasoline before being stopped by Moe, and Moe's head getting crushed by the backdrop, which leads to Moe's handsome face being destroyed.
==== Bart to the Future ====
* Krusty's opening joke "What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake? I don't know any pancakes that were nuked by India!" (along with everyone's horrified reaction and Krusty asking if it was "too soon" to tell that joke) was cut in Channel 4 airings because India and Pakistan were on the brink of nuclear war at the time the episode premiered on that channel, but this was later added back in.
* Bart saying, "When we're finished, we can look through Bill Clinton's porno stash!" was edited in Channel 4 airings so that the word "porno" was cut. The actual shot of the porno magazine box with the words, "Girlies What Ain't Got No Clothes On" written on the box wasn't censored, though.
** Despite this, the park ranger getting his hand stripped to the bone by the mosquito infestation wasn't cut, nor was Homer doing a stereotypical Native American war dance to everyone at the Indian casino, Bart throwing a firecracker into the sacred fire (and telling the Indian casino owner that he bought it off a guy from his reservation who happens to be named "Crazy Talk"), future Bart putting a laser gun to his head to ostensibly commit suicide, only to reveal that he's beaming the news into his head; future Homer saying that virtual fudge tastes like crap (and, for continuity reasons, Marge's line about virtual fudge not tasting half as good as cyber fudge), future Homer mentioning his robotic prostate, future Flanders mentioning his eyes falling out ten years after using Lasik surgery, future Bart telling Lisa to "legalize it" as reward for getting the other countries off America's back over debts ("legalize it" is often used in conjunction with decriminalizing marijuana and the UK has rules against condoning, encouraging, or glamorizing drug abuse on TV and in movies), and one of President Lisa's aides telling her that, by the time the other countries come looking for America to pay back its debts to them, they'll all have taken suicide pills.
==== Kill the Alligator and Run ====
* Marge saying that Homer had just had a breakdown, followed by him shaking and holding a pennant saying "MENTAL" and saying that his pockets hurt was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the other scenes of Homer holding the "MENTAL" pennant.
* Kid Rock's line "Let's waste this biatch!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "biatch", as well as Homer's line "Biatch? Moi?", but is uncut in evening airings.
** Despite this, Homer calling Florida "America's wang" (and the nuclear plant psychiatrist saying, "They prefer, 'The Sunshine State'" for continuity reasons) wasn't cut, nor was one of the spring breakers asking Marge to show them her boobs, Homer drunkenly saying he saw 15 boobs, one of the spring breakers pressing her breasts against the car window and Marge screaming, "Take 'em off the glass!", Kid Rock saying, "It's the pimp of the nation, y'all!", Homer drinking from the oversized bottle of malt liquor at the Kid Rock concert, Homer mistaking Joe C. (who was a little person/dwarf) for a lost child, Homer implying that Bart and Lisa will marry each other in the future, and Homer getting whipped by the officer supervising the chain gang.
====Last Tap Dance in Springfield====
* Lil Vicki saying, "I'm ever so pissed!" after finding out that Lisa was wearing self-tapping shoes was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings. 
** Despite this, an earlier scene where Homer (who's blind because he refused to put eye drops in his eyes after laser surgery) is tricked into buying Jack Daniels and cigarettes for Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney wasn't cut, nor was the Mexican Milhouse character in Tango de la Muerte saying, "¡Que malo! Once again, I must sugar my own churro", or Milhouse and Bart riding a rubber raft down an escalator.
====It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge====
*Homer stabbing his own fingers with the kitchen knife was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Becky explaining to Marge that she loves Otto because he has a clean police record and doesn't do needle drugs was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite these edits, Marge threatening the ice cream workers with a broken novelty ice cream cone wasn't cut, nor was Marge throwing sprinkles in their eyes, with one of the workers yelling, "I can only see a horrible rainbow!", the flashback of how Otto met Becky (he was set on fire at Woodstock '99, and refused to pay eight dollars for water to extinguish the flames), the climax where Marge comes home and thinks Becky is about to kill Homer in a Satanic ritual, only to learn that it's part of Bart's video for class, or Marge getting a tranquilizer dart to the neck and passing out.
====Behind the Laughter==== 
*Marge's line "Either (bleep) or get off the pot" when she's telling the story about how Homer wanted to create his own TV pilot (which would later become The Simpsons) was cut on Channel 4 (though not Sky Showcase). The narrator's "And (bleep) he did" was cut down to "And he did" on Channel 4 (but not Sky Showcase).
*Homer's line during the Act 1 break, "I wanna set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute," was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Sky Showcase.
*Although Channel 4 didn't cut Homer revealing that he's been on painkillers so he can perform the dangerous physical comedy he does on the show (or the clip from the iconic scene in "Bart the Daredevil" where Homer falls after nearly clearing Springfield Gorge), they did shorten the scene where the nurse pours painkillers in Homer's mouth during his physical therapy session. Sky Showcase didn't edit this part.
*Marge's line, "I learned something. When people reach for their diaphragm, they don’t want to see my picture", followed by Marge holding up a diaphragm with her disapproving face on it was cut on Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings, though neither channel edited the line about Marge losing most of the family's money on her misguided investment in birth control products.
*The shots of a plane with its wing on fire and a man in a devil costume dancing and laughing over the narrator's line, "The Simpsons' TV show started out on a wing and a prayer. But now the wing was on fire, and the prayer had been answered by Satan," were replaced in Channel 4 airings with an extended shot of the Simpson family in the recording booth (Sky Showcase didn't edit this part).
*Sky Showcase curiously cut the Act 2 break to remove "Coming up on Behind The Laughter: Was the dream really over? Yes, it was. Or was it? And Homer finds a new passion: dusting and polishing mixing boards. When Behind The Laughter continues", making it end with "The dream was over".
*Channel 4 cut the part where the narrator says that, while The Simpsons was on hiatus due to the Iowa State Fair fiasco and the continuing decline of the show's quality, FOX replaced the show with security camera footage from the dressing rooms at Ann Taylor for a reality show called Peepin' It Real!
**Despite these cuts, neither Channel 4 nor Sky Showcase cut the following: the part where Lisa reveals that she, Bart, and Maggie were slipped anti-growth drugs to keep from aging (and Homer denying it, only to reveal that he didn't put in the necessary five doses to make it work), Homer strangling Bart during filming of their pilot and Homer's line "And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags," Marge's line, "Nobody told us how tough it is to raise kids. They almost drove me to fortified wine," the family being shown in tumble dryers on the cover of Coin Laundry News (UK censorship considers this dangerous behavior), Moe saying that Homer was spending money like a teenage Arab, Moe's line about how he felt guilty over getting fancy stuff from Homer because Moe's been trying to do Marge, the reference to Bart paying people to kiss each other (with Lenny and Carl wondering if they ever got paid for doing it), the preview to the next episode of Behind The Laughter about Huckleberry Hound dealing with his homosexuality ("I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone"), or the two montages showing Homer's comic injuries throughout the years (the one after it's revealed Homer became addicted to painkillers and the one shown during the end credits).
===Season 12===
====Treehouse of Horror XI====
* Channel 4 airings inexplicably showed a version of this episode where the credits on the TV were removed from the Munsters spoof opening, though the part where the townspeople murder the family (except for Lisa) for being monsters wasn't cut.
*Homer mentioning "the testicle thing" in "G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Surprisingly, Homer's many injuries before he dies from choking on broccoli weren't cut, nor was Homer dropping Agnes Skinner in the street and telling St. Peter that she was probably going to be the next Hitler.
*The three bears eating Goldilocks alive off-screen (complete with blood pooling underneath the door) in "Scary Tales Can Come True" was cut in Sky Showcase airings (though not Channel 4), but this was later reinstated. 
**Despite this, Rapunzel getting her scalp ripped off by Homer wasn't cut, nor was Homer getting his head shoved in the oven while fighting the witch in the gingerbread house, Bart and Lisa finding the skeletons of the last kids their parents abandoned in the woods (with Lisa saying, "Let's face it: they're not good parents"), the witch being shoved into the oven and cooked alive, or the end where Homer screams in agony as he lays an egg for his family.
*Homer using the Krusty Burger drive-thru as Squeaky-Voiced Teen is being brutally attacked by a dolphin in "Night of the Dolphin" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Quimby saying, "We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring." on "Night of the Dolphin" was edited in Channel 4 airings to get rid of "and horny" and "and scoring".
*Homer mentioning the "glory hole" as one of mankind's greatest inventions in "Night of the Dolphin" was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Surprisingly, Lenny drinking beer while going night swimming wasn't cut, nor was the climactic fight between the people of Springfield and the dolphins, or the ending where humanity loses and everyone ends up living in the ocean, which includes a "The End?" made up of drowned corpses.
====A Tale of Two Springfields====
* Bill and Marty's radio joke about the mattress being on the road meaning that Joan Collins was back in town (and Homer saying that Joan Collins sleeps with everybody) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but this was later added back in.
*Homer saying that The Who used to be called “The Hillbilly Bugger Boys” was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Homer and Bart fighting with the telephone (Homer strangles Bart with the cord and Bart bashes Homer's head in with the receiver until the two of them pass out) was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*The news report about the Evian water factory being brought to Old Springfield was cut in Sky Showcase airings, due to Sky Showcase not allowing mentions of commercial brands at the time of the episode's broadcast. This has since been reinstated.
*Kent Brockman's "golden showers" line (and the crew members snickering over it) was cut in Channel 4 airings. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in. 
**Despite this, Homer showing Lisa his innards after the badger attacked him was never cut on any UK channel, nor was Homer with a suicide belt on, threatening to blow himself up, only to blame Bart for not wiring it right (and Bart's line, "It worked on the test corpse"), and the running gag of Homer misusing chloroform, including the end where he dopes Marge up on chloroform to keep her from ranting about all the chaos he caused throughout the episode.
==== Insane Clown Poppy ====
* In the scene where Krusty sees Sophie's mom's collection of morbid paintings involving clowns, Channel 4's version altered the one showing three clowns hanging from nooses by digitally erasing the nooses, though the painting showing a clown getting decapitated wasn't edited in any way.
** Despite this, Homer and Bart using fireworks to blow up things (including a watermelon, a stuck drawer, and Lisa's room) wasn't censored, nor was Christopher Walken reading Good Night Moon to a group of frightened children, Milhouse getting manhandled by the crowd (and him crying, "Their hands were everywhere!"), Krusty getting strangled by Sophie's mom after he screwed up her plot to assassinate Saddam Hussein, and Homer getting chased down and shot at by the Springfield Mafia at the end of the episode.
====Lisa the Tree Hugger====
*Bart trying to hang a Thai menu on Moe's door and Moe throwing open the door and threatening to cut Bart with a box cutter was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer's hesitant "No...of course, not" after Marge tells Homer that they don't have a stash was cut in Channel 4 airings to get rid of the implication that the stash has drugs in it, though not Homer saying that Lisa is going to narc on their stash (which is a more blatant reference to the stash being a drug stash).
*Homer strangling Bart in the house (after Lisa thinks Homer and Bart are hugging each other) was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*The exterior to Hemp City as the Lisa Log crashes into it was cut in Channel 4 airings, but its name was still shown in the newspaper Jesse reads while he's in jail.
**Despite these cuts, there were no edits to the following scenes: Moe's line, "Well, I ain't said no to a dead girl yet" after listening to Lisa's recorded request, Bart throwing the video game console in the fireplace (and the console saying, "No, wait! I can still make you happy! To the max!"), and the police shooting the Dirt First protesters with bean bags.
====Homer vs. Dignity====
*Though the infamous "panda rape" scene (a scene that has been cited by many viewers as the show's nadir in humor) was left in on Channel 4 airings, Moe's line, "Ha! You ain't going nowhere, cutie." after Homer gets dragged away by Ping-Ping was cut during watershed hours.
*Homer's "Screw you!" when he stands by his refusal to degrade himself for $903 from Mr. Burns was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
**Despite this, Homer saying he's "reeking of panda love" wasn't cut, nor was Homer getting electro-shocked with a cattle prod by the zookeeper, Homer imagining himself siccing a "financial panther" on a man who tells Homer that his account is overdrawn, the flashback of Bart forcing himself to study to distract himself from overhearing Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner making out, or the ending where people at the parade are attacked by seagulls after Mr. Burns chucks fish guts at them.
==== The Computer Wore Menace Shoes ====
* Bart mentioning that the school found a switchblade in his locker was cut on Channel 4 airings, though not Bart saying that he took a swing at a cop and that he's mad all the time.
* Comic Book Guy mentioning the "X-Rated Girls" and "Dial X For Sex" websites was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Agnes asking Skinner if he was looking at naked ladies online (then chiding him for not doing so) wasn't cut, nor was Homer (and later the whole family) being drugged, Moe hiding Hans Moleman (or a man who sounds like him) underneath the floorboards of his bar, Homer's clone telling Marge that they will have a night of efficient German sex, Homer being strangled with a wired computer mouse by his clone, and Homer kicking his clone in the crotch.
==== The Great Money Caper ====
* Sky Showcase airings temporarily cut all scenes featuring the Michael Jackson impersonator with stick-and-peg puppets of the Jackson 5 attached to him following Jackson's death in 2009.
*Channel 4 initially showed this with the scenes of the Michael Jackson impersonator uncut until his death in 2009, similar to Sky Showcase. The channel aired it uncut again until the Leaving Neverland documentary came out in 2018. A planned rerun was supposed to air the day after the documentary was released, but was scrapped. The episode did air again, only now with the Michael Jackson scenes removed. It wouldn't be until February of 2023 that the episode would reinstate the scenes with Bart and the Michael Jackson impersonator.
**Despite this, there were no cuts done on either channel to the following scenes: Marge getting drunk on Long Island Iced Teas, Bart pretending to be blind to grift people, Grampa Simpson saying that he's going to get himself a "crazy stripper wife" now that he's rich, Principal Skinner getting shot during Groundskeeper Willie's trial, and Ralph covered in fake blood and saying, "I look like cable TV."
====HOMЯ ====
*The opening marquee reading "TOTALLY SICK, TWISTED, F***ED UP ANIMATION FESTIVAL" digitally altered the sign to get rid of "F***ED UP" on Sky Showcase. On Channel 4, "F***ED UP" was initially replaced with a second "TWISTED", while later airings changed "F***ED UP" to "MESSED UP".
*During Homer's depressed walk to find an intellectual safe haven in Springfield, the montage of signs that pass him by was edited on Sky Showcase airings to remove "The Disney Store" (in accordance to Sky not allowing real-world brand names on TV shows), but this was later added back in.
*During the amateur operation to make Homer stupid again, Moe saying, "Tell me when I hit the sweet spot." and Homer replying, "Deeper, you pusillanimous Pilsner pusher!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
**Despite this, neither Sky Showcase nor Channel 4 cut the "Itchy & Scratchy" cigarette commercial, the "Gravey and Jobriath" cartoon (which features Gravey building a pipe bomb to blow up Planned Parenthood and shoving the pipe bomb in Jobriath's mouth), Homer going to the bathroom while still in the motion-capture suit (with the cartoon dog doing the same thing), Homer giving Flanders the flat tax proposal that ended up being proof that God doesn't exist (and Flanders burning the paper as Homer puts them on other people's car windshields), the priest in "Love is Nice" passing out on the cake after being shocked over Julia Roberts' character marrying two grooms at once, and Homer jumping through the window after Marge assures Lisa that Homer hasn't done anything stupid.
====Day of the Jackanapes====
*This episode was dropped from Sky Showcase's schedules from 2002-2004, due to the plot involving Sideshow Bob brainwashing Bart into being a suicide bomber so he can murder Krusty the Clown during his farewell show.
==== New Kids on the Blecch ====
* Mr. Burns' line to Smithers "You call yourself a Chinaman?" was changed to "You call yourself Chinese?" after its initial airing both in America and overseas.
*Bart saying, "Screw you, man! We’re gonna play it anyway!" and Skinner walking away dejectedly was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Channel 4 didn't cut the two times Hitler was shown during the "Great Moments in Olympic History" documentary, Kent Brockman's line about the disguised Bart running on pure "pluck, moxie, and grit", which he will be drug-tested for after the race, Moe saying, "Let's have a fun-run...on his trachea" before the crowd goes after Bart for cheating during the marathon, the choreographer telling Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph to grab their crotches, the same choreographer fawning over Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph when they start singing in autotune, the soldier in L.T. Smash's fantasy getting hit in the eye with a hippie daisy, or the MAD Magazine tower getting destroyed (though American TV syndication did temporarily cut the scene following the September 11th attacks).
==== Hungry, Hungry Homer ====
* Paint-Drinking Pete drinking paint and dying from it was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Homer trying to save Snake from getting beaten by the police (only to learn that they were extinguishing his shirt fire) wasn't cut, nor was Duffman injecting Homer with the knock-out serum that he thinks is in the Duffs that Howard K. Duff was serving him, Duffman asking Homer if he was "...once in a loony bin" (either because "loony bin" is an ableist term for a psychiatric hospital or because most modern UK reruns have taken to editing references to Michael Jackson, both due to his death and the controversy behind the Leaving Neverland documentary), Chief Wiggum explaining to Ralph that Homer's stomach is eating itself, or Homer lying dead with flies all around him after Howard K. Duff tries to assure Marge that Homer is fine.
*Over in America, the original ending in which the Mayor of Albuquerque decides not to buy the Springfield Isotopes and instead buys the Dallas Cowboys was edited on free-TV syndication (with international versions -- including in the UK -- airing this uncut). The ending has since been reinstated on cable reruns, the season 12 DVD set, and on streaming (FXNow and Disney+).
====Bye Bye Nerdie====
*The Itchy and Scratchy Stabby-O's commercial was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove Itchy cutting Scratchy open after stuffing him with cereal and the children's mom's head being served on a platter. 
**Surprisingly, the following scenes weren't cut: Lisa getting beaten by Francine, the flashback of Homer beating up Smithers when he was in grade school, the end where Francine beats up everyone at the science symposium and lunges at the home audience; Homer's comment about the baby-proofing saleslady's rear end being big (and Marge about to admonish Homer for that remark until she notices it too), and some of the dangerous behavior in the subplot of Homer being a baby-proofer (Maggie falling out the window, Maggie playing around with a nailgun, Dr. Hibbert's son falling in a pool that's been gummed up with Jell-O, Ralph Wiggum nearly getting hit by a car as he's wandering in the street, a kid falling on his face from atop a playground climber as he's rolled up in bubble wrap, and Homer running in the street encouraging babies to skin their knees, stick dice up their noses, and let cats sleep on their faces).
==== Simpson Safari ====
* The Time magazine logo (seen in Maggie's X-ray) was blurred out in Sky Showcase airings (in accordance to Sky not allowing real-world brand names on TV shows), but was later added back in.
* The translated lyrics to the Tanzanian song Kitenge sings along to ("They think people are like toys. They put them all in jail. Mistreat them badly.") have been edited on American television ever since the second time the episode aired. Some versions, such as Channel 4 airings, do air with the lyrics shown, though currently, they've been removed from airings on cable, Disney+, and the season 12 DVD.
====Trilogy of Error====
*Blood spewing from Homer's thumb after Marge accidentally cuts it off was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Cletus saying that Homer could be one of those "TV magic queers" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings. 
**Despite this, Bart and Milhouse playing around with fireworks wasn't cut, nor was Bart nearly getting run over by Marge in Cletus' truck, Homer using his detached thumb to do the detached thumb trick on Cletus, Rainier Wolfcastle attacking Homer's car with a golf club while Marge is inside of it, and Dr. Nick performing a "lengthening and a widening" on Captain MacAllister.
====I'm Goin' to Praiseland====
*Louie saying, "No friggin' way!" when the crowd admonishes Flanders and Homer for allegedly attacking the orphans was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Marge's line about Maude having a fetish just because she had three pairs of shoes wasn't cut, nor was Homer getting electric-shocked by his Tower of Babel ice cream, Homer nearly sticking his head in the gas grill, Homer and Flanders tackling the orphans lighting candles over a leaking gas line, Rich Texan's line, "May God have mercy on your gas-sniffing, orphan-beating souls," Homer using "vitamin G" (gasoline) for a controlled burn, and Bart saying he can use Rod's tooth for witchcraft.
=== Season 13 ===
==== Treehouse of Horror XII====
*On "Hex and the City":
**Lenny mentioning that Jesus is more powerful than a leprechaun when it comes to breaking gypsy curses (and Carl countering that catching Jesus is more difficult, and to just stick with getting a leprechaun) was also cut on Channel 4 during watershed hours.
**Lenny and Carl getting crushed by the helicopter was cut on Channel 4, during watershed hours, to remove Lenny struggling before dying and Carl dying immediately, though Moe inexplicably being stuffed inside the pickled egg jar and Homer wondering when that happened wasn't cut.
**Bart saying "Can't live this way anymore." before drowning himself in his cereal bowl was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Bart actually drowning himself in his cereal bowl and the leprechaun dancing on his head afterwards wasn't cut. 
***Despite this, Homer calling the leprechaun a "lousy drunk" when he returns to confront the gypsy fortuneteller wasn't cut, nor was the use of the word "gypsy" to describe the fortuneteller (and Marge's line near the end about how the one good thing about a gypsy wedding is that she's not the hairiest woman there), the three shrunken heads growing and coming back to life after getting doused with fire sprinkler water (with one of them realizing that he's not at Cedars-Sinai Hospital), Homer strangling Bart and Bart's neck getting longer (due to the gypsy curse), Marge telling Homer during the wedding that Bart's dead and he could have been brought back to life if Homer apologized to the gypsy, or the two times the leprechaun and the gypsy make out, much to the disgust of Homer and the wedding guests, respectively.
*"On House of Whacks":
**The UltraHouse telling Marge over the phone, "This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath," was cut in Sky Showcase airings to remove "Remove your knickers and wait in the bath", but was later added back in (Channel 4 didn't edit this, or any scene in "House of Whacks"). 
***Despite this, the entire scene of Marge in the bathtub with the UltraHouse spying on her and getting turned on wasn't cut, nor was Lisa recognizing the Dennis Miller voice option as "The voice that caused all those suicides", with Marge cheerfully correcting her that those were "murder-suicides"; Marge's line after the UltraHouse sprays lilac scent, "That really covers the cat crap!", the blood splattering on the wall as Homer supposedly dies from being shredded, the family freaking out over Homer's brain being exposed (and the close-up of the brain pulsating out of a hole in his head), Homer's line to Lisa after she points out that Homer is chopping up the water softener: "Well, I am missing the back of my head. I think you can cut me some slack!"; the UltraHouse calling Homer an "asswipe" as Homer takes out his British charm unit, or the end where the UltraHouse CPU beats itself with the Gruesome Twosome's Egyptian pyramid lamp while Patty talks about her day at the DMV because Selma stuck the self-destruct button in her cleavage.
*On "Wiz Kids":
**Slithers sobbing and swallowing Lord Montymort's corpse whole was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours, though not Mrs. Krabappel hitting on Lisa's frog-turned-prince, Bart's mutated frog-prince begging for death, Ralph giggling, "Dying tickles!" as Lord Montymort steals his magical essence, Milhouse ending up naked during the Springwart's talent show, Principal Skinner telling the audience that Lisa's so good at magic, she made the refreshments out of dead people; and Bart stabbing Lord Montymort with his wand.
***Despite these cuts, the cold opening where Mr. Burns makes Smithers decorate his house for Halloween, only for Smithers to be electrocuted and four graves to pop up and be set on fire (with The Simpsons screaming and running through the gates of Burns' manor) wasn't cut on either Sky Showcase or Channel 4.
*The American free-TV syndicated version of this episode cuts the post-credit scene of the leprechaun, Pierce Brosnan (as himself), and the mutated frog-prince to remove the leprechaun tricking Pierce into driving him and the frog-prince off the studio lot. After the leprechaun tells Pierce that the studio used to give guest stars champagne until somebody (the mutated frog-prince) ruined it, the scene pauses on the credit stating that Dan Castellaneta did the vocal impression of Dennis Miller, then goes to the Gracie Films vanity plate. Some cable reruns of this episode also air the ending the same way (mostly as a time cut), but most air it how it originally was, while DVD and streaming air the original version of the end credits.
====The Parent Rap====
*Marge calling Judge Harm a "butthole" after Homer and Marge are sentenced to being locked in stocks was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying that Marge could use "drugged up" as a substitute for "bad" was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Homer screaming over the night terrors he's having during Bart's class wasn't cut, nor was the "Big Meanie" banner looking like it was going to say "Bitch" before Homer and Marge hang it all the way up, Homer looking bloody and dazed after Bart rounds the bases during a baseball game, the conversation about going to the bathroom in a bottle, Moe threatening Homer with his rifle and saying "Yeah, I rob people now," Homer using a table saw to cut off the stocks and accidentally chopping off Marge's tall hair, Judge Harm implying that she used to be male (with Snake confused over what she just said), and Nelson whipping Homer and Marge with an extension cord.
====Homer the Moe====
*Homer's blood spraying everywhere after trying to pound his fist on the jukebox to get it to play a la Fonzie on Happy Days was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*Moe's college professor committing suicide by walking into the pond was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours, though the professor telling Moe that he's dying of cancer wasn't cut.
*Homer giving Lisa a cigarette and Lisa coughing and stubbing it out was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*Homer saying, "That's it! I'm gonna tell Moe exactly what I think of his..." and then rushing back to get more oxygen was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*One of the models saying "After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off." and Moe asking what penis is Russian for was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*Homer calling Moe a "she-male" during his "I Won't Drink at Moe's" song was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours, though Chief Wiggum asking "How many gazebos do you she-males need?" on the season ten episode "They Saved Lisa's Brain" was never cut on Channel 4 (it was cut on Sky Showcase).
*Homer getting his head stuck in the bear trap and yelling "Ow! Son of a -- " was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
==== A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love ====
* Smithers freaking out over the female strippers dancing in front of him was cut during watershed hours on Channel 4
* Bart, Lisa, and Ned's horrified reactions to Homer and Marge having sex after Homer injects himself with Mr. Burns' aphrodisiac was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours. 
** Despite this, Homer's imagine spot of what he thinks being "pistol whipped" is (eating whipped cream off the barrel of a gun) wasn't cut, nor was Mr. Burns' racist reply to the Chinese delivery man demanding a tip ("Oh, sorry, me no speaky Chinee!"), and Kent Brockman calling Gloria a "skank" for leaving Mr. Burns.
==== The Blunder Years ====
* Bart asking if Homer is "still mental" after being triggered during the hypnotism show was cut on Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, there were no cuts to Mama Celeste threatening to cut Homer when Homer fantasizes about her or young Homer finding the decayed corpse of Waylon Smithers, Sr.
==== She of Little Faith ====
* Sky Showcase and Channel 4 cut Lenny and Carl's line about how they have to stay with Moe during Christmas so he doesn't commit suicide alone in his house.
* Originally, there was supposed to be a scene where a Muslim man named Hassan Jay Salaam is accused of firing the model rocket that blasted through the church and set it on fire. Following the 9/11 attacks and the reports of abuse, discrimination, and harassment that Middle-Eastern-Americans were facing because of it, the scene was removed, though the scene itself can be found on the season 13 DVD set as part of the deleted scene reel.
====Sweets and Sour Marge====
* Disco Stu inhaling sugar through a rolled up dollar bill and dancing to "More, More, More" by Andrea True Connection (with Marge dancing out of Disco Stu's house) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, the man threatening to commit suicide by jumping off a building, only to be saved by the rolling ball of people (read: Springfield's failed attempt at making the world's biggest human pyramid) wasn't cut, nor was any mention of Garth Motherlover's last name (as it's wordplay for "motherf**ker").
*The season 13 DVD and Blu-ray set cut the "In Memoriam" scene for Ron Taylor (the voice of Bleeding Gums Murphy).
====Jaws Wired Shut====
* The word "boner" in the "Soccer Mummy" movie trailer was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the implication that Soccer Mummy got an erection after seeing a woman's breasts bouncing in the stadium crowd.
* Dr. Hibbert telling Marge that the chemicals in the suicide chair would give a man Homer's size sexual release rather than kill him was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer telling Marge that he's horny and Marge not understanding him because of his wired jaw was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
** Despite this, there were no edits to the following scenes: Homer, Lenny, and Carl overhearing Moe call an escort service and Moe yelling at the person on the other line that he wants to go to Orgasmville, Homer running into Drederick Tatum's statue and getting his jaw broken, Homer snorting a steak through his nose, or Homer's Popeye-esque line, "I need fuel for me mule. Some gas for me ass!"
====Tales from the Public Domain====
*Ralph stabbing himself in the Hamlet parody, "Do The Bard, Man" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Ophelia (Lisa) jumping out the window and Laertes (Chief Wiggum) getting stabbed through the curtain. Gertrude (Marge) hitting herself on the head with a mace after looking at all the dead bodies and saying, "No way am I cleaning this up!" was also cut on Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the Odyssey spoof was uncut, even though it had cannibalism (Homer/Odysseus eating his crew after Circe turned them to pigs), a reference to pedophilia (Discus Stu telling Bart that the "ouzo for two-zo" is for him and Bart, not him and Marge), and violence (Homer/Odysseus impaling his wife's suitors after he comes home).
==== Blame it on Lisa ====
* The episode was banned in Brazil after two airings, due to complaints about how the country was depicted. The episode eventually aired on the season 13 DVD of the show in Brazil, but only after the staff and crew apologized.
====Weekend at Burnsie's====
* In the U.K, this episode is never shown on TV during watershed hours or advertised in promos, since it centers on marijuana smoking with little to no depictions of averse or negative consequences. In contrast, RTÉ Two in Ireland airs this before the 9pm watershed while Australian TV rated it M for frequent drug references and American TV (barring free TV syndication, cable reruns, and Disney+ streaming) just rated it TV-14 for frequent drug references and moderate violence.
==== Gump Roast ====
* The "Homer tokes" line (and clip from "Weekend at Burnsie's" of Homer staring at a marijuana joint before smoking it) in "They'll Never Stop the Simpsons" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====I Am Furious (Yellow)====
*Seamus saying, "Ya bastard!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later reinstated. The episode itself has now been pin-locked for content.
**Despite this, Moe getting into Homer's crashed car just as it's catching fire wasn't cut, nor was all the dogs in the Danger Dog cartoon puking on each other after getting zapped with the vomit ray, Lenny's line about Bart's "Angry Dad" webtoon being higher-ranked than most pornographic websites, Krusty the Clown referring to Susan Anton as "...that animal that always chomps on my groin", or Bart's line "Thank God his pants stayed on" when Homer goes on his Hulk-like rampage.
====The Sweetest Apu====
*An Abraham Lincoln look-a-like shooting himself in the head was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Moe saying, "Die, ya bastard." was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later shortened to "Die!".
*Manjula asking if Marge's special guest is Apu's whore was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Apu saying "I am truly screwed!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Apu trying to hang himself and going over his reincarnation path was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====The Frying Game====
*Judge Snyder saying, "Homer Simpson, for attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery, I sentence you to 200 hours of community service." was edited in Sky Showcase airings to remove the part about attempted insecticide and aggravated buggery (as "buggery" in UK English refers to homosexuality back when it was considered a crime, not the act of killing insects), but was later added back in.
*Homer being strapped into the electric chair was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Wiggum attaching electrodes to Homer's brain stem was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
*Homer's loud shriek as the officer pulls the lever on the electric chair (before the entire execution is revealed to be part of a hidden camera prank show) was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
**Despite these cuts, there were no edits to the end where Homer stares at Carmen Electra's cleavage (and Carmen telling Homer that her eyes are up here), Homer and Marge discovering Mrs. Bellamy's dead body, the Frank Nelson/"Yes!" Guy telling Homer that the governor hopes he fries in the electric chair, or Homer begging Gil to "play the race card."
====Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge====
*Krusty walking out of a 99 cent porno store was cut in Channel 4 airings.
===Season 14===
==== Treehouse of Horror XIII ====
* Moe saying "Now to get me some caveman hookers." on "The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade====
* The news anchor on satellite TV lamenting over being fat and forcing himself to puke in a trash can was cut in Sky Showcase airings, though not the callback to it during Bart's hallucination during the test.
*The third-grade teacher cough-snarking that Mrs. Krabappel is a slut (though not the third grade teacher mocking Miss Hoover for being an alcoholic) was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
*Lisa strangling Bart with her pearl necklace in a fit of rage was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Large Marge ====
*This episode is not shown often on Sky Showcase, due to strong sexual content (Marge getting breast implants and getting catcalled and sexually harassed over it) and dangerous behavior (Bart and Milhouse imitating a stunt they saw on an old episode of Batman that had Krusty the Clown as a villain, then getting Krusty in trouble for being a bad influence on children).
*Moe and Dr. Hibbert's lines of the "You're a Bunch of Stuff" song (Moe saying that Marge with breast implants is sexy and exotic like a hooker from Belize and Dr. Hibbert saying she's like a patient with insurance riddled with disease) were cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Helter Shelter====
*The scene containing Bill Cosby was cut in Sky Showcase airings, following Cosby being outed as a sexual predator.
==== The Great Louse Detective ====
*Marge's hair accidentally rubbing The Yes Guy's rear during yoga was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The line about Frank Grimes Sr. liking hookers (which is how Frank Grimes, Jr. was born) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, Homer getting locked in the sauna (which kicks off the episode's plot) wasn't cut, nor was Homer mentally telling himself not to look at Rainier Wolfcastle's wang, or the scene of Patty, Selma, Reverend Lovejoy, Groundskeeper Willie, and Homer himself beating up the straw doll version of Homer.
====Special Edna====
*The First Church of Springfield Marquee reading "Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics" was shortened/digitally altered in Sky Showcase airings to simply read, "Welcome".
==== The Strong Arms of the Ma ====
* Homer looking through Rainier Wolfcastle's videotapes and asking him if he starred in any porno movies that weren't gay (and Rainier answering, "What's there is there") was cut on Channel 4.
* Apu telling Marge to use the crack house for a bathroom was cut on Channel 4.
* Marge beating up the man who mugged her was shortened on Channel 4 to remove Marge biting the mugger's fingers.
* Otto realizing he has been smoking pot after Marge grabs onto the back of the bus to stop it was cut on Channel 4.
** Despite this, Marge getting mugged (then returning to the car and bursting into tears) wasn't cut, nor was the scene where Marge is implied to have raped Homer (and the aftermath where Homer makes Bart and Lisa their school lunches and he now walks with a limp), the scene where Marge trashes Moe's Tavern in a 'roid rage after winning second place at the women's bodybuilding pageant, Marge's line about sacrificing her period for second place, Bart saying that Maggie "fudged her Huggies", Bart declaring that he's off women forever after seeing the contestants at the female bodybuilder beauty pageant, and Moe burning his bar until Carl asks him if he insured it first.
==== Barting Over ====
* Bart strangling Homer with a belt was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* A man upstairs yelling at Bart to keep it down because "...people are trying to sell drugs" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The homeless man saying, "Yes, I'll buy a suit. A suit of drugs!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove "...a suit of drugs".
** Despite this, Homer showing the photos of Bart being dropped from the balcony (including making it look like he rescued him) wasn't cut, nor was Bart and Lisa thinking the "Marge and Homer Get Dirty" video is a sex tape, Homer thinking "emancipated" means the same thing as "emasculated" ("But I thought you liked being a dude!"), or a depressed Homer drinking whiskey as he sees Internet video of Bart having a good time with Tony Hawk and Blink-182.
====I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can==== 
*Bart saying that the first day of school is "a total wank" and Skinner replying that if he means educational fun, then "stand back, it's wanking time!" was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, neither Channel 4 nor Sky Showcase edited the references to the Ribwich being like a drug (including the visual references to Requiem for a Dream), George Plimpton telling Homer that he was the evil dean in the college comedy, Boner Academy (and how the character Boogerman replaced his tennis racket with a rubber phallus), the wordplay on "acerose" as "ass-erose", or Bryn Mawr College making out with Smith College in Lisa's Seven Sisters dream.
==== A Star is Born-Again ====
* One of the paparazzi asking the Cher-Crow, "Are you aware that your daughter's gay?" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington ====
* Krusty saying that his "middle-aged indiscretions" involved Russian hookers was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Kent proving that he is live by saying "penis" was not cut, nor was the scene of Krusty the Clown starring in a comedy sketch where he plays stereotypical depictions of ethnic minorities and gay men (and Krusty in the same sketch playing a stereotypical Jamaican, complete with a comically large marijuana joint).
==== C.E. D'oh ====
* Mr. Burns mentioning that Smithers is in a Turkish prison for an opium bust was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky ====
* Krusty saying "I can't read porno with candlelight! Who am I, Abe Lincoln?" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Otto's line "I don't need drugs to enjoy this! This just enhances it!" as he's staring at the night sky was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Brake My Wife, Please ====
* Homer saying "Screw you!" during the "I Love to Walk" song was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====The Bart of War====
*The South Park parody was cut in Sky Showcase airings to remove O.J. Simpson stabbing Kenny and "Farty the Crippled Robot" is renamed "Farty the Robot".
*Channel 4 didn't edit the South Park parody (despite their history of also editing for violence and ableist language), but did cut a scene involving headbutting.
====Moe Baby Blues==== 
*Moe's retelling of The Godfather movies to Maggie was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove Moe's line "It's a friggin' saga", and Moe's line about Senator Geary's weakness being call girls. 
**Despite this, Moe attempting suicide by jumping off the bridge (only to save Maggie when she flies out of the car) wasn't cut.
===Season 15 ===
====Treehouse of Horror XIV====
* In the intro, Marge shooting Homer was edited in Sky Showcase airings to remove Homer's reaction shot before Marge fires the gun on him.
* Frankie the Squealer being shot by the mob on "Reaper Madness" was shortened in Sky Showcase airings.
* Moe hanging himself and finding out he's still alive on "Reaper Madness" was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====The President Wore Pearls====
* Drederick Tatum greeting people at the charity casino with, "So relax, have fun and, please God, don't piss me off." was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings, but was later added back in in Sky Showcase. 
** Despite this, neither channel edited Nelson saying, "Ah, screw it," after singing his short parody of "Iron Man", Groundskeeper Willie drunk-driving on a tractor, or Superintendent Chalmers' line, "A T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says, 'Male Prostitute'"?
==== The Regina Monologues ====
* Marge saying "He hit the friggin' Queen!" was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "friggin'".
** Despite this, Ian McKellen getting repeatedly struck by lightning for saying MacBeth (which is bad luck in the world of theater acting) wasn't cut.
==== The Fat and the Furriest ====
* Homer saying "I never though I'd say this, but you slags are all right." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Today, I Am a Clown==== 
*Homer Simpson saying, "I decided to give him a night his wang would never forget." was edited in Channel 4 airings so that "his wang" was changed to "he".
*Groundskeeper Willie saying, "He's an irritable, wall-eyed, misfit bastard… just like Willie." was edited in Sky Showcase airings to remove "misfit bastard", while Channel 4 airings only removed "bastard".
**Despite this, Krusty's line, “I thought I was a self-hating Jew, but it turns out I'm just a plain old anti-Semite!”, wasn't cut on either channel.
===='Tis the Fifteenth Season====
*Krusty saying, "For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Gil preparing to hang himself with Christmas lights was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
* Mr. McGrew putting his head in the furnace was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer telling Ned to get back to his bong was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Gil skating on the ice rink with a noose around his neck was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
*Agnes saying "What's your angle, pervert?" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "pervert", despite that Channel 4 left in Helen Lovejoy screaming "PERVERT!" when Chief Wiggum walks up to her on the season eight episode, "Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment".
*In the "You're a Hero, Homer J" song, Homer knocking out one of Apu's daughters and a teddy bear with chloroform was cut in Channel 4 airings, though similar scenes of chloroform misuse in "Eight Misbehavin'" and "A Tale of Two Springfields" weren't edited.
* Moe attempting suicide by jumping off the Springfield City Hall building but botching it by slipping into a rain gutter was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Sky Showcase.
** Despite this, the Krusty Brand Operation Game saying, "Oh, you just tweezered my wang!" wasn't cut.
==== Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays ====
*The part during the anti-children commercial where an actor poorly dressed as Marge says, “Now it’s time to do some coke off the blade of a knife!” was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, there were no cuts to the scenes of the babies acting like stoned hippies at the Roofi concert, nor to the name of the singer, as "Roofi" is the popular name of the drug rohypnol, which is notoriously used in date rape.
==== I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot ====
* Wiggum putting up a "Dominoes" pizza sticker over the police department logo was cut in Sky Showcase airings (due to its rule at the time about how real brand names weren't allowed, as seen with the Evian factory cut on "A Tale of Two Springfields" and the "Disney Store" cut on "HOMR"), but this was later added back in.
** Despite this, Ned Flanders' line, "That is one bitchin' bike!" wasn't cut, nor were the many times the replacement Snowball cats have died.
==== Diatribe of a Mad Housewife ====
* Apu saying "This is how you talk when you learn English from porno movies." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The word “pissy” in Marge’s book was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Smart and Smarter ====
* Marge saying, "Just tell her which friggin' button to push!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "friggin".
==== The Ziff Who Came to Dinner ====
* Artie Ziff unsuccessfully hanging himself on the ceiling fan (after Bart tells Homer that Artie got depressed when his credit card got declined) was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings. 
** Despite this, Lisa being scared and crying as she films herself investigating the noises in the attic wasn't cut, nor was Homer wanting to see Teenage Sex Wager at the movies, until Rod and Todd tell them that the church condemned it for being inappropriate; Lenny getting his eyes sewn shut by Baby Buttoneyes in The Re-Deadening, Homer telling the judge that he thinks his lawyer is coming on to him, Groundskeeper Willie telling Kent Brockman that he lost all his "screw you" money (then telling off Principal Skinner with a "Screw you!"), Artie saying that people don't like him because of anti-Semitism, Artie having sex with Selma (though it was cut on free-TV syndication in America), or Artie spraying water on the convicts' cigarettes and all of them angrily ganging up on Artie.
==== The Wandering Juvie ====
* Bart saying "Oh, I am screwed!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart saying "Future skank!" and Gina replying "Family guy!" during their fight was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite these cuts, Channel 4 didn't edit the sign outside the juvenile hall that states that they now accept criminal midgets, Gina holding a switchblade and threatening to castrate Bart by saying that she'll make puberty boring for him, or any of the background violence during Bart's walk through the juvenile hall prison yard.
====My Big Fat Geek Wedding====
*The mention of "Virgin Screaming Orgasms" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not "Sex With an Alligator".
*Nelson saying, "Bros before hos!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Catch 'Em if You Can ====
* Bart saying "Oh, say it ain't so, Ho!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove "Ho!" (despite it referring to Homer).
* Homer saying that he and Marge will finally and romantically hump was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer and Marge having sex inside of the bouncy house in the river was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Simple Simpson ====
* Act 3 beginning with a repeat of Act Two's ending was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in.
* In some parts of Southeast Asia, this episode is either banned or heavily edited to remove references to the Dalai Lama.
==== The Way We Weren't ====
* Homer calling Carl a "Negro" and Carl saying that he prefers the term "black" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Fraudcast News ====
* Squeaky-Voiced Teen jumping off the top of Geezer Rock over Futurama's cancellation (at the time) and landing in a car with two other teens making out was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns suckling on a mother mole's teat as a means of survival was cut on Channel 4 airings.
* Groundskeeper Willie talking about the new tractors and saying "They're all shite!" was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings. In America, the word "shite" was bleeped out/muted in reruns. It was also once accidentally shown uncut on Channel 4 in 2009, but has been shown edited since.
===Season 16===
==== Treehouse of Horror XV ====
*This episode was given an 'M' rating in Australia, and was shown at 8:30pm instead of 7:30pm, due to violence, references to prostitute murders, drug references, and body horror/gross-out humor. In the UK, Channel 4 restricted the episode to air during post-watershed hours.
* Lisa asking Mr. Burns if he'd like cheesecake, and when he refuses Homer saying "You don't want to piss off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
==== All's Fair in Oven War ====
* Homer saying "Screw you!" inside his mind was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer going inside the walk-in microwave was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge calling Playdude magazines "bosom books" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge cutting out the pictures of naked women from a Playdude magazine was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
* Bart's line, Then we could have orgies, whatever they are" when he's telling his friends about the Playdude lifestyle was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
*Lisa's line, "But screw them, you're in!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "screw them".
*Marge sighing, "Oh BFD!" (BFD standing for "big f**king deal") was cut in Channel 4 airings. The American free-TV syndicated version also edited this line, but it has since been reinstated on the FXX cable reruns, DVD, and Disney+.
* James Caan being shot by a group of hicks at the end in a spoof of the tollbooth shootout death scene on The Godfather was cut entirely in Channel 4 airings. In contrast, Sky Showcase airings showed part of the ending before cutting the shootout.
==== Sleeping with the Enemy ====
* Marge saying, "And try not to have intercourse on the way!" as she escorts Nelson's mom out of the house was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mrs Muntz saying, "From the third director I slept with!" was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite these cuts, there were no edits to the subplot about Lisa being insecure about her butt being too big, going days without eating to slim down (only to pig out on cake), and realizing in the end that she'll always be insecure about her body and just has to learn to deal with it (with Homer pleading her to take back what she said).
==== She Used to Be My Girl ====
* Barney drinking bike shiner was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Kent saying, "This just in: I'm pissed off!" was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings, though a similar line on the season eight episode "The Homer They Fall" ("This just in: go to Hell!") wasn't cut.
*Marge using the Shiner- Be- Gone on her black eye was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer strangling Bart in the house was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying that he was growing ashamed of his penis was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Chloe having "pity sex" with Barney was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The end credits scene of Lisa pleading for help from a high power was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove SpongeBob SquarePants saying "Screw her!" and laughing evilly.
==== Fat Man and Little Boy ====
* Bart saying "I know. I'll write something not gay." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer wearing the shirt saying "Rich Bitch" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying that he looks up wang enhancers was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, Homer saying, "Screw the market!" while playing Malibu Stacy with Lisa wasn't cut.
====Midnight Rx====
*Krusty the Clown's line about no one liking a bipolar clown, followed by him laughing and crying was cut on Sky Showcase, though not Krusty urging the kids at home to go in their parents' medicine cabinets for lithium dibromide and send it to him.
*Chief Wiggum medicating Ralph with pills from the evidence locker was cut on Channel 4 and Sky Showcase to remove Ralph's pupils dilating and Ralph saying, "I'm cuckoo for contraband!"
*Abe's line, "I didn't die in World War Two just to be pushed around by some pill-hoarding hussy! I'm gonna fight this thing!" was shortened to "I didn't die in World War Two just to be pushed around! I'm going to fight this thing!" in Channel 4 airings.
*The Canadian Ned Flanders offering the American Ned Flanders a "reeferino" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Ned's describing his cup of coffee as "...hotter than a FOX News weather skank!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Apu burning his tongue on his drink was shortened in Channel 4 airings, though not Flanders accidentally making Apu look like a Muslim by wrapping a towel around his head.
**Despite these cuts, Homer sanding his fingerprints off with a power sander wasn't cut, nor was Homer getting impaled with a spear after Lisa asks, "What? Can't we sit on the couch without something happening?" during the couch gag, the visual and verbal references to Moe's tuxedo not having a back to it, Bart lovingly referring to Homer as "My dad, the drug mule", Homer pulling balloons filled with pills (and one with a sandwich in it, as one of the pills he took has to be taken with food) out of his mouth, Homer telling the employment agency clerk that he wants a job with "none of that Secret Santa crap" and "tasteful nudity", Apu offering Homer the chance to paw through his Playdudes and rudely tell him to go back to whatever country he's not from, Flanders accusing Apu of worshipping a false god (and other derogatory lines about Apu not being Christian, like Flanders saying, "Why don't you just call out for Hawkman?" after Apu yells, "Save me, Shiva!"), the Canadian Mounties stopping Homer's car because Apu was "expressing his faith", Apu's line about Flanders' coffee, "It's not that convenience store crap, is it? Because I don't feed that to my dog!", and Johnny saying he always wanted to see a man with the IQ of a child get executed by the state because Canada doesn't have that (and Homer adding that it's done four times a week in America).
====Mommie Beerest====
*Homer saying, "Screw you!" was muted in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe saying, "Screw it!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe saying under his breath "Know-it-all bitch." was edited in Channel 4 airings to mute "bitch".
**Despite this, Moe calling the suicide hotline only to find out that they blocked his number wasn't cut, nor was Moe attempting suicide by trying to get washed away by a tide.
====Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass====
*Dolph saying, "Now to send this spaz around the world!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "spaz".
*Rod stabbing Todd in the film was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Judge Snyder stabbing the baby in the film was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, Bart saying that Mary Magdalene was a hooker wasn't cut, nor was Judge Snyder cutting himself in half during the film.
====Pranksta Rap====
Two uses of the word "hos" were edited on Channel 4:
* Marge's line, "Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin. It encourages punching, boastfulness, and rudeness to hos!” was edited down to "Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin. It encourages punching, boastfulness, and rudeness."
* The lyric that goes, "Make the hos drop they clothes like they Lady Godiva" was removed completely.
* Also on Channel 4, Alcatraaaz saying, "It's idiomatic, biatch." was edited to cut the word "biatch".
**Despite this, Bart saying, "Damn, this ride is pimped out!" wasn't cut.
====There's Something About Marrying====
*In Australia, this episode was rated M due to adult themes (the episode centered on homosexuality and legalizing same-sex marriage). 
*In America, the episode was initially rated TV-14 for sexual content (S) and became the first Simpsons episode to air with a "Viewer Discretion is Advised" content warning card (normally reserved for the Seth MacFaralane cartoons, like Family Guy and American Dad!), as same-sex marriage and its push to have it legalized was a hot-button issue at the time of the episode's premiere.
*The UK had no issues with the same-sex marriage theme, but it was still edited for offensive language and violence/dangerous behavior when aired on Channel 4:
**The automated phone message from FOX that goes, "If you're pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press one." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Patty throwing a cigarette in Homer's eye was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Homer preparing to stab a fly on his hand was cut in Channel 4 airings.
***Despite these edits, Homer strangling Bart and asking Lisa to take his place when the doorbell rings wasn't cut, nor was Homer threatening to use a power sander on Patty's face after Homer tells her he's going to sand the ugly off her, Marge seeing Patty make out with a woman during the flashbacks of how Marge never noticed that Patty was a lesbian, or the imagine spot of Homer making out with a clone while baby Homers crawl around them.
====On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister====
*The episode was pulled from airing on Network Ten in Australia because of jokes about nuclear radiation.
*Dr. Hibbert continuously injecting Bart with the anti-poking vaccine (and saying he's been distracted ever since his housekeeper started suing him for sexual harassment) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart being laughed at by the bullies for being forced in the Gay Interest section in the library due to distance issues caused by the restraining order wasn't cut, nor was Skinner making out with the ice mummy or Homer leading the other Sprawl-Mart workers into stealing televisions from the store.
====Goo Goo Gai Pan ====
*Robert Wagner saying that menopause can cause "private dryness" in the video of what menopause is and what to expect from it was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer's heart being ripped out by a Shaolin Temple monk (along with Homer asking whether or not the monk washed his hands before he did that) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts in the UK, Selma throwing herself out of the moving car and landing in the snow to relieve her hot flashes wasn't cut, nor was Homer telling Bart that menopause is what happens when drunken hunters shoot down the stork that brings babies to parents, or Homer's line about Mao Zedong being "...a little angel that killed 50 million people." (though that line was the reason why the episode was banned in China and not included on Disney+ Hong Kong).
*This episode was banned in China (including the Hong Kong version of Disney+) for being culturally insensitive, similar to "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo" and "Little Big Mom" not airing in Japan and "Blame It on Lisa" being temporarily banned in Brazil.
====Mobile Homer ====
*Homer saying "Ow, my hemophilia!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The captain saying, "It is a shame you dress like a Lebanese prostitute." was cut on Channel 4 airings. Marge saying, "Well, if he thinks he’s having a corner piece, forget it!" was also cut on Channel 4 airings for continuity reasons.
*The scene where it's revealed that Marge's erratic behavior is from eating food tainted with hashish was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, there were no cuts to Homer nearly choking to death, his violent reaction to a spider bite, or any scene featuring Bart driving the RV (as underaged driving is considered dangerous behavior).
*The Turkish version of Disney+ banned this episode for its unflattering depictions of Turkish people, its inaccurate depiction of the Turkish flag, and the end where Marge is high on hashish-tainted food.
*Non-English translations of this episode replace Homer's line about going on Ask Jeeves about whether "Dino" is short for "dinosaur" to going on Wikipedia to find out if "Dino" is short for "dinosaur".
====The Seven-Beer Snitch====
*Mr. Burns saying "I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den!", followed by him listing all the drugs in Otto's urine sample and blaming it on Homer was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns saying "Guards, remove this coked-out man-balloon from my sight!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "coked-out".
**Despite this, Mayor Quimby saying, "All in favor of building a $30 million 'screw you' to Shelbyville?" was not cut, nor was Otto looking inside his urine sample and seeing a psychedelic trip or Mr. Burns asking for someone who can really point at genitalia.
====Future-Drama====
*Bart and Lisa calling each other "gay for Moleman" (with Hans Moleman himself lamenting that no one is gay for him) was cut in Channel 4 airings, but was later added back in.
*Assistant Principal Kearney naming off the drugs he doesn't want to see at the prom was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "puff", though not booze, kick, doze, maxx, stim, or turb. The following scene of Principal Skinner saying that stim turned Superintendent Chalmers into a vegetable, followed by a shot of Chalmers in a spinning wheelchair only able to say "Skinner" repeatedly was also cut in Channel 4. In contrast, Sky Showcase left in Assistant Principal Kearney naming off "puff" as one of the drugs he doesn't want to see at the prom, but cut the "Superintendent Chalmers is a vegetable from taking stim" line and scene.
*Bart and Jenda passing by the hanged skeleton of Professor Frink as they explore the basement of his old house was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Milhouse's line, "No! You're screwed!" when he's convincing Lisa to date him now that she lost her chance to go to Yale University was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite those cuts, the scene of Bender from Futurama getting thrown out of the hovercar wasn't cut, nor was Nelson revealing that he's dating both Sherri and Terri because they're both pregnant with his kids (and the later scene of Nelson realizing that his father was right in abandoning him and does the same to Sherri and Terri), Skinner's line, "Welcome seniors and sexually precocious underclassmen" during the Springfield High School prom, the kids chanting "USA! Find the head!" after Skinner mentions that most of the senior graduating class will be enlisting in the Army to fight in Gulf War V: Operation: Find Our President's Head, Ralph telling a girl at the prom that he can use the potty now, Nelson spiking the punch with kick, Ralph hallucinating after drinking the spiked punch at the prom, Lisa finding out that Milhouse set her house on fire to impress her, a naked and stoned Otto running out of the limo and jumping off a cliff, the sign that reads, "Contraception Overlook" when Bart and Jenda are spending time together after the prom; the "Flanders' Revenge" future showing Flanders stabbing Homer in the stomach; the "Maggie getting a D.U.I." future; Bart and Jenda headbutting to show affection (as well as Marge saying that when she was younger, teens didn't do that and Homer trying to headbutt Marge, only to run into the fireplace mantle), Anupt (one of Apu's kids) calling Bart a "racist cracker" and kicking him in the head because Bart accidentally called him "Mr. Gheet", Mr. Burns being held at gunpoint by Snake, Smithers taking injections that curb his homosexual tendencies, or Homer strangling Krusty the Clown at Bart's graduation.
====The Heartbroke Kid====
* Willie saying, "What are ya looking at, ya bastards?" after he falls down the stairs from skateboarding was cut completely on Sky Showcase while Channel 4 airings only cut "...ya bastards?".
*The imagine spot of Robot Marge shooting Homer had the scene cropped in Channel 4 airings so viewers don't see the bullets hitting Homer and ended the scene before viewers can see Homer's dead, bullet-riddled body.
*During the intervention scene, Krusty talking to Bart about how he's so jaded and vice-ridden that he's taken to freebasing moon rocks to feel normal was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, Bart suffering a heart attack during the Simpsons opening/couch gag spoof wasn't cut, nor was Bart getting whipped while dragging a chariot, Superintendent Chalmers telling Principal Skinner to "...be gay on his own time", Groundskeeper Willie actually skateboarding and falling down the stairs, most of the violence/gory humor shown on the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon "Kitty-Kill Condition", Krusty nearly bleeding to death due to his chest zipper getting stuck and getting wheeled off on a gurney by the paramedics, Krusty's line about heart disease going after anyone, including "...heavy-drinking, chain-smoking clowns", Bart yelling, "What the family?!" when he comes home to his own intervention, Homer telling Bart to become emotionally dead and "leave his body" while at the fat camp (notable because Principal Skinner telling himself to "leave [his] body" while being humiliated by the Springfield Elementary Photography Club in "Thank God It's Doomsday" was censored on Channel 4 in the UK), Bart's allergic reaction to cauliflower, and Bart smashing up the vending machines with an axe.
====A Star is Torn====
*Homer strangling Squeaky-Voiced Teen was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
====Thank God It's Doomsday ====
*Skinner saying "Leave your body, Seymour, leave your body!" as the Springfield Elementary Photography Club (Nelson, Milhouse, Sherri and Terri, and Martin) take photos of Skinner with his shirt sticking out of his fly was cut in Channel 4 airings, but was later reinstated.
*Homer's line, "So all you hippies out there might wanna (mimics smoking) for that one" during Kent Brockman's man-on-the-street interview was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer telling off Dean Martin ("Screw you, Dino! You squandered your talent!") was changed to "You squandered your talent!" on Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart and Lisa attacking each other with electric razors at the barbershop wasn't cut, nor was the scenes on Left Below showing a Buddhist monk and a homosexual man getting left behind (due to discriminatory implications); Homer's car getting hit with whale blood, the celebrity blimp crash, the reference to mankind traumatizing Jesus, Lenny's line about not being able to lie naked on the roof because "...that girls' school said I can't do that no more," Homer not letting Flanders in to his Rapture party by saying it's a meeting of gay witches for abortions; Homer floating naked in space as he travels to Heaven; Homer making the heavenly concierge's head explode after he tells Homer that anything you wish for will come true in Heaven; and the video footage of Marge and the kids trapped on Earth during The Rapture, with Marge getting threatened with Satan's pitchfork.
====Home Away from Homer====
*On Channel 4 in the UK, Vicki and Katya's video is edited to remove:
**Vicki asking Katya if anyone's watching their pillow fight.
**Katya saying, "If they are, they'll see us explore our sexhood without restraint"
**Vicky spanking Katya with a framed picture of Todd (this was also cut in Sky Showcase airings, and is the only scene cut when Sky Showcase airs this episode).
*Moe walking past Homer and Apu with a Playdude magazine and saying, "Ah, nothing is sexier than still photos in a girlie magazine!", then noticing the sexy video was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart and Milhouse happening upon Vicki and Katya's sexy online video wasn't censored, nor was Ned's use of the word "pornography" and calling Vicki and Katya "soft-core sophomores"; Homer acting out a shooting at a prison after overhearing Lisa listening to a radio broadcast on NPR about prison overcrowding (then saying that that's how he would solve that issue), Homer turning on a Shark Week documentary as a babysitter for Maggie, followed by a clip of Ghostface [the serial killer from the Scream movies] (and Maggie being visibly afraid of both), Bart reading a newspaper called Queer Focus and asking Marge if he's a butch or a femme; Nelson calling Flanders a "hump" after Flanders recognizes Nelson's ID as his stolen driver's license, Homer strangling Bart for watching Vicki and Katya's online video, Apu calling Vicki and Katya's sexy videos "dot-Kama Sutra", Dr. Hibbert saying that Vicki and Katya are "...just what my laptop needed", Bart getting chained up in the yard with Santa's Little Helper, Coach Clay (Homer's new neighbor) saying "What jag-off left this here?" as he throws away Flanders' old welcome mat, then puts down his own that says, "Ring Bell for Free Ass-Kicking", and Homer hitting Coach Clay in the back of the head with a chair, despite that Flanders already subdued him by holding back his fist.
====The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star====
*Groundskeeper Willie saying "What drunken call girl will have me now?" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*St. Peter saying, "Sean, ya wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off." was edited in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings to cut "ya wanker", though not "sod off".
*Father Sean saying that a lot of church types started off as "rotten wee buggers" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "wee buggers".
*Homer's line, "I've masturbated 8 billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future" during his confession with Father Sean was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, a soldier in the comic book wishing he'd gone to more orgies wasn't cut, nor was the ending with the future holy war between Catholicism and Protestantism, which includes Milhouse being ripped apart by dogs.
*Over in America, this episode was temporarily banned, as its original airdate was around the time that Pope John Paul II died. The episode ended up being the season 16 finale while the original one ("The Girl Who Slept Too Little") ended up being a season 17 episode.
===Season 17===
====The Bonfire of the Manatees ==== 
*The mafia scene was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove all instances of Homer’s hands being hit with hammers, and the "adult film" is referred to just a "film". The latter edit also applied to the next scene, where Homer was at Moe's.
*Lenny saying he always dreamed of working in an adult film and Carl saying he'll work in the sex scenes was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge freaking out when she notices the "Gentleman's Relief Productions" van outside the house was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these, the name of the film ("Lemony Lick-It's A Series of Horny Events") wasn't cut, nor was the porn actress' line about going to "Planet Satisfaction", and Homer saying, "Screw it."
====The Girl Who Slept Too Little====
*Alexander Graham Bell saying, "Read the patent number, bitch!" was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "bitch".
*Willie saying "Why don't ya fill it, ya lazy bastard?" was edited in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings to cut off the word "bastard?"
**Despite these, Homer yelling, "That's bull(bleep), man!" was not cut (even though the "shit" in "bullshit" is already bleeped out, there have been times when either Sky Showcase or Channel 4 edits out bad language, even if it's bleeped out, implied, or used in racy wordplay), nor was the video of Homer strangling a younger Bart and saying, "Why you very little!", or Chief Wiggum walking naked through the fog (with the fog strategically covering him).
==== Milhouse of Sand and Fog ====
* Milhouse's daydream was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the part where Kirk tries to hang himself.
** Despite this, Milhouse jumping off the waterfall after thinking Bart died wasn't cut, nor was the OC opening spoof where a man in a Snoopy costume robs the teen protagonists at gunpoint, Marge telling Homer that chickenpox can leave you sterile "down there", Chief Wiggum touching his gun to his nose, Homer telling Luann, "No woman would want to have sex with that loser!" (referring to Kirk) or Homer strangling Bart in the river.
====Treehouse of Horror XVI ====
On "B.I.: Bartifical Intelligence":
*Homer strangling David and messing with his neck was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A defunct robot saying, "What the F-prompt?" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "F-prompt".
*Another defunct robot saying, "That boy screwed us over!" was also cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, David and Homer being sliced in half by Robot Bart wasn't cut, nor was the end where the entire story is just a hallucination Homer is having while under possession of a demon that a priest is currently trying to exorcise from him.
On "Survival of the Fattest":
*The lightning flashes on the first sight of Mr. Burns' mansion were slowed down in Channel 4 airings.
*Comic Book Guy being shot by Mr. Burns was edited in Channel 4 airings so it happens off-screen.
*Mr. Burns' line, "I smell fear...mixed with curry" before he finds Apu in the bushes was shortened in Channel 4 airings to just, "I smell fear."
*Apu saying, "Save me Jesus!" after being reincarnated as a rabbit and getting caught in a bear trap was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Apu getting shot, coming back as a rabbit, and saying, "You cannot kill a Hindu!" before getting caught in the bear trap wasn't cut.
*Krusty's death was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Barney's corpse being shot was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*The part after Terry Bradshaw complaining that the network will cut to commercial before Homer and Marge "begin the tender act of love" (where Homer and Marge actually make out and Homer takes Marge's dress off) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, a lot of the other shootings in "Survival of the Fattest" weren't cut (including Mr. Burns shooting the Blue-Haired Lawyer after drawing up a document that legally allows Burns to hunt humans for sport), nor was Moe and Chief Wiggum being impaled on a weather vane, Homer cannibalizing Professor Frink, and Smithers moving one of the decapitated heads from his duffel bag to make room for Homer's.
***It should also be noted that "I've Grown A-Costume To Your Face" wasn't edited for anything, despite the following dubious scenes: Mayor Quimby mistaking Dr. Hibbert's Dracula costume for Blacula, then telling his bodyguard to send Hibbert a standard apology for racism, the witch turning Homer's headless man costume into Homer actually becoming headless (and a later scene of Homer trying to drink beer, only to have the beer leak out of his neck), Disco Stu writhing in pain and bleeding from the arrow through his head on his 1970s Steve Martin costume, Bart as a werewolf eating a rat, Chief Wiggum dressing as Jared Fogle from Subway (following Fogle being outed as a child molester. Surprisingly, this wasn't cut on American airings, despite their ban on season three's "Stark Raving Dad"), Dr. Hibbert as Dracula taking Abe Simpson (as a gorilla) away after Abe breaks his hip, and Principal Skinner [dressed as G.I. Joe] looking down his pants and seeing he has no genitals,
====Marge's Son Poisoning====
*Bart's line, "What will junkies do drugs under?" after hearing that Paradise Pier will be torn down was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart screaming, "Die, die, die!" while blasting the audience with a fire extinguisher was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Both of these scenes appear to be uncut during evening airings as of April 19th, 2023. Also, Moe saying, "Ah, screw you, you stupid thing." was not cut in any airings.
====See Homer Run====
*Rainier Wolfcastle describing himself as "pot-smoking" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but was accidentally shown uncut during a morning broadcast and is uncut in post-watershed airings.
*Homer asking about Lincoln, "Are you sure there wasn't a midget in his hat? I read an email saying there was." was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings, but cut in post-watershed airings.
**Despite this, Mayor Quimby saying, "I am so screwed." wasn't cut, nor was Homer rescuing Smithers and Mr. Largo (Lisa's music teacher) from the multiple car pile-up and Mr. Largo trying to explain that him and Smithers being in the car together isn't what it looks like, or Mayor Quimby holding a pilot at riflepoint and forcing him to fly, "...anyplace where girls are going wild."
====The Last of the Red Hat Mamas====
*Marge saying that Homer called out his bowling ball's name during sex was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Milhouse mentioning his Uncle Bastardo was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, both instances of Moe's suicide attempts going awry weren't cut, nor were the dancing half-naked women in go-go cages in Mayor Quimby's office, Homer beating up the referee at the Easter egg hunt, or Homer asking Marge if she wants to "snuggle with Tyrannosaurus Sex".
====The Italian Bob====
*Homer and Bart's strangulation fight was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer's GPS showing an arthouse film of an obese woman in a tutu being fed by a midget was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene of an Italian woman refusing a mug with the word "Kentucky" on it because "Kentucky" is Italian for "whore" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Lisa taking a drink of wine was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the subsequent scenes of her being drunk.
**Despite this, Homer imitating Mussolini on a balcony, Lisa telling him to stop, and Homer saying that he thought his Mussolini impression was Donald Trump wasn't cut, nor was Homer being surprised that Sideshow Bob has a wife and kids because he assumed that Bob was gay or Homer saying that the car Mr. Burns wants is "the kind of car he would dream about when making love to his wife".
==== Simpsons Christmas Stories ====
* Grampa saying, "I wish I tried reefer!" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncensored after watershed.
* Grampa saying, "15? Whoa, that sounds like a lot of sex." and Cyrus replying, "I said 'wives', not 'girlfriends'." after Cyrus shows him his many wives was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncensored after watershed.
* Most of the montage of Moe attempting suicide was cut entirely in Channel 4 airings, but is uncensored after watershed. The only suicide attempt that wasn't cut was Moe trying to sled down a hill into oncoming traffic, only to miss every vehicle.
** Despite this, Grampa saying that Santa "screwed him over back in WW2" wasn't cut, nor was Homer singing, "I need a present for my wife, or I'll have no sex for life."
====We're on the Road to D'oh-where====
*Moe showing the bar regulars his new suicide rope was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Moe saying that he actually did try to hang himself (and saying that he won a lawsuit against the company that made the faulty rope he was attempting suicide with) was not cut, nor was Skinner saying, "What the F-minus?", Nelson beating up Martin after Martin's hair turns curly during the steam explosion in school, Intellectual Homer lying in a pool of blood, Fun Homer telling Serious Homer to let him out so they can get a monkey drunk and push it down the stairs, Lenny changing the "Vegas or Bust" sign to "Vegas for Busts" and pointing out that he made it partially risque, the subplot about Marge selling expired prescription medication, Smithers buying the estrogen pills because he "...has a friend who's trapped in the wrong body", Homer imagining a cocktail waitress as Bart saying, "Hey, Homer. You wanna eat my shorts?", Homer running over the horse off-screen and yelling "Stupid horse! It's a deer crossing!", and the end where Lisa tells Maggie they're the last two people in the family left to fend for themselves and that Lisa will look for a job in the morning.
====My Fair Laddy ====
*Nelson's joke about "getting new wood in shop class" (in reference to the gym teacher, Mrs. Pommelhorst, getting a sex change operation and becoming the new wood shop teacher) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Coach Krupt saying, "Life's a bitch, son!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Willie writing "Boink Slut" was cut in Channel 4 airings. Also, the screen mysteriously zooms in during Willie's line, "I would be delighted to dine with you on the 12th." for unknown reasons.
**Despite these, Charity Titters almost showing Willie her boobs before being stopped by Krusty was not cut.
====The Seemingly Never-Ending Story====
*Mr. Burns saying, "Liberal midget!" upon seeing Lisa was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Mr. Burns saying, "Dream on, bitch." was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove the word "bitch", but seemed to be uncut in a morning airing, probably by accident.
**Despite this, Moe saying that the museum was closed so that they could "clean under the wangs of the statues" wasn't cut, nor was Moe's line about fate playing a game with him called "Up Yours, Moe!" or the Mexican standoff at the caves.
====Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife====
* The Wise Guy saying the name of one of the reality shows, "Dwarf or Midget: America Decides", was cut in Channel 4 airings, though its name is still seen through the door.
* A cameraman saying that the cigarette he smoked in Bart's room was a joint was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Charlie saying "He's a real man, not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club." was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "...under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club."
* The Camera Man saying "But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a bastard." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Million-Dollar Abie====
*This episode airs regularly on Channel 4 post-watershed with a 15 rating due to references to bullying and harassment, assisted suicide, a bad taste joke about Down Syndrome, and animal cruelty. In America, this episode was rated TV-14 while Australia has the episode rated M.
*When the episode airs post-watershed on Channel 4, the scene of Carl saying, "I've got Melt Mania!" and Lenny adding, "I've got Down's Syndrome!" was cut.
====The Wettest Stories Ever Told====
*Sea Captain referring to the Journey of the Mayflower as the ship that brought prostitutes to America (with Lisa correcting him with "Protestants") was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Ned self-flagellating his back raw, then pouring salt on the bloody wounds was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Homer strangling Bart was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer calling the ship "the Gayflower" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge's offended reply, "What did you call me?" after Homer says "Land, ho!" (which, despite use of that word being cut on "Pranksta Rap" and "Catch 'Em if You Can", wasn't censored here) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Willie saying he had been smoking opium was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene where Krusty is shown with his legs cut off was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Skeleton Bart telling skeleton Kearney "At least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney." and that their ribs getting tangled isn't gay was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Homer asking Marge if she wanted to do a little "bible-thumping" was not cut, nor was Marge's full name containing the word "Sexwont".
====Girls Just Want to Have Sums====
*Nelson saying "The principal's a tranny!" was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*The captions translating Bart Junior's croak as "I thought he meant his penis!" was cut on Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings. The line was also cut on Canada's Global channel, but only in the promos for the episode.
*Marge telling Lisa "You're the perfect little he-she!" was cut on Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these, Homer asking Marge if she wants to "wang chung tonight" was not cut, nor was Principal Skinner having a panic attack while wearing women's clothes (in an attempt to make up for a casually sexist remark he made about a former student).
====Regarding Margie====
*Ned saying "Only ten dollars to paint my curb like a common whore?" was cut in Channel 4 airings down to, "Only ten dollars to paint my curb?"
*Homer saying, "Screw you!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge saying "I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer strangling Bart was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, Channel 4 didn't cut Marge's imagine spot of the Irish maids finding a "curly wurly" (pubic hair) and shaming Marge for it, Marge mixing the cleaners and passing out from the fumes, or Marge being disgusted at Homer saying that they had sex at the mini-golf course.
==== The Monkey Suit ====
* Homer looking at his To Do list, which has "Check Out That New Store", "Find, Destroy Atlantis" and "Fake Interest In Son" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Homer telling Bart, "When you get to third base, I'll buy you a beer." Eventually, the scene was reinstated, but the scene listed below was still cut, making it more possible that it was an error.
* While the scene of Milhouse strapped to the torture device wasn't cut, the scene of Bart using it to extend Milhouse's arms and legs was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Milhouse walking out of the museum with longer limbs was still shown .
* Over in New Zealand, this episode was banned from airing on TV3 and BOX (now Sky 5) due to the episode mocking Christianity and the creationism vs. evolution argument.
==== Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play ====
* Moe asking Buck how he feels knowing Tabitha is turning on a creep like himself was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Moe's second encounter with Buck, where he refers to himself as "the weird guy from the stadium" (with Buck saying that there were a lot of weird guys there).
* Lenny saying that he thinks a girl he knew called Kelly is now a prostitute was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer saying that any man would fantasize about Tabitha's body even when making love to his own wife (or as he says, "his own Marge") was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer rubbing Tabitha's shoulder was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
* Buck punching Homer a second time was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Buck saying that he is sick of Tabitha "shaking her lady parts for the whole world to eyeball" and Homer writing down to ask Grampa later if "lady parts" means "boobs" wasn't cut, nor was Tabitha's "Sexy Marriage Land" performance with a sign on the front of the building saying "Warning: First Ten Rows May Get Horny" and Bart saying he feels the urge to slip her a five-dollar bill.
===Season 18===
==== The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer ====
* Otto asking if he is on drugs after seeing Metallica was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Michael being called "Chef Boy-ar-gay" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer giving Bart a knife and telling him to cut Flanders' Achilles tendon with it was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Nelson telling Michael that "your mother must dance at the nicest strip club in town" wasn't cut, nor was Homer commenting on the statues having "wieners".
* This episode is not available for streaming on Disney+ in Singapore.
==== Jazzy and the Pussycats ====
* Homer asking Marge when and if she wants sex was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart and his bandmates saying that they are not smoking reefer in the attic was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Lenny mentioning that Homer's Vegas wife, Amber, died of a drug overdose while waiting in line for the roller coaster wasn't cut.
====Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em====
*Helen saying, "You provide food and sexual release for your handy husband." was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, the subplot of Principal Skinner and Bart trying to trigger each others' food allergies (which the BBFC does consider dangerous, imitable behavior, depending on context) wasn't edited in any way.
====Treehouse of Horror XVII====
*The hanged skeleton in the mansion during the Tales from the Crypt-style opening was cut in Channel 4 airings.
On "Married to the Blob":
*Homer eating Jeremy Freedman was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer biting off Ned's head was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, Homer eating the two Bavarian guys at Oktoberfest, with one of them asking, "What did we Germans do to deserve this?" before realizing the answer to that question wasn't cut, nor was the end where Homer is used as a way to get rid of Springfield's homeless population.
On "You've Got to Know When to Golem":
*Bart looking at the car that Krusty's midgets drowned in was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*The Golem of Prague gunning down the villagers in Krusty's story about what the Golem is was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty's line, "Oh I need a box full of blow to get through this show" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, Bart ordering the Golem to kick Homer's "walls" wasn't cut, nor was the Golem switching Dolph's, Jimbo's, and Kearney's heads by decapitating them.
On "The Day the Earth Looked Stupid":
*Edna handing cigarettes to children was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A man holding up a sign reading, "SCREW YOU!" before leaving Orson Wells' radio show was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Homer shooting Disco Stu (named "Big Band Stu", since the story takes place in the 1930s) in the back was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====G.I. D'oh====
*Lenny asking Moe if he was drawing a wang on Marmaduke, then Moe saying that he was drawing wangs on the Sudoku numbers, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Moe'N'a Lisa====
*Homer saying, "Whoa, Marge, who'd you piss off?" was cut in Channel 4 airings. Sky Showcase airings shortened the line to "Whoa, Marge!".
*Moe saying, "Screw you, snail trail!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the flashback scene containing Hitler wasn’t cut, despite two other swastika/Hitler-based cuts from other episodes this season.
==== Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) ====
* Ralph calling himself a unitard was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer saying, "This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite these, Homer saying, "If those kids discover the link between eating right and feeling good, I am screwed." was left in.
====The Haw-Hawed Couple====
*Milhouse saying "Trust me Bart. It's better to walk in on both of your parents than on just one of them." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Nelson calling Bart and Milhouse dinks was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Martin's line where he uses a homophobic slur to mean a bundle of sticks (and the word and definition actually shown onscreen) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Nelson saying "I hate milk! It comes from cow wangs!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove "It comes from cow wangs!"
====Kill Gil, Volumes I & II====
*Homer saying, "Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut "you bastard".
*Homer asking, "What does a porn star have to do with this?" after Marge says Gil was kept at their house due to Christian charity was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A green liquid coming out of the Grumple's eye after Homer hits him with a beer glass was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, The Grumple saying, "Grumply-grumpily groo, your blood will make my stew!" while holding a knife wasn't cut.
====The Wife Aquatic====
*In the Brazilian dub, the line about Brazil being the most disgusting place Bart and Lisa ever visited was changed to a simple exchange where Bart says, "Really? You think so?" and Lisa replies, "If I said so, it's because I think so."
*The UK version that airs on Channel 4 left in the Brazil exchange, but cut the following scenes:
**The police officer hanging himself and being sent to hell in the silent movie was cut.
**Moe saying "Wow. Even I ain't hopin' for porn." was shortened to "Wow."
**The verbal reference to the carousel horse having swastikas carved in its eyes was cut, though not the masturbation reference (cf. Marge saying that she used to call the carousel horse with the swastikas in its eyes, "Mr. Funny-Good-Feeling").
**Nathaniel saying, "And a little meth money on the side!" was changed to "And a little money on the side".
**Homer spouting gibberish when the hook touches his brain was cut, though the hook getting jammed in his head in the first place wasn't cut.
**Homer asking if he will be "Queer strange or queer gay?" as a fisherman, followed by the old fisherman saying "Oh, a touch of both" were cut, though not the fisherman saying beforehand that Homer will become "as old and as queer as I am."
**The scene of Fausto playing with the pen knife was cut.
====Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times====
* Marge saying that the kids are still drunk from school, followed by Bart and Lisa being shown to be drunk were cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns telling Homer "Also, because you slept, I violated you repeatedly." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe asking if the chair was "good for doing the wife" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe being burned alive in an oversized frying pan was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A sign with Hitler saying "Before I was a Nazi leader, I was a Nazi reader." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Willie talking to Milhouse and Milhouse having Willie's head cut off was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The radio announcer saying that Bartman is knocking down bad guys like "Howard Hughes knocks up young starlets" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bartman taking down The Toker (a marijuana-based version of The Joker played by Otto Mann) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Poison Lenny saying he's actually a transvestite and not a supervillain was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Chief Wiggum repeatedly shooting Poison Lenny's corpse was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, Homer and Marge making out with tongue wasn't cut.
====Little Big Girl====
*Bart making it look like the Lake Land Butter Indian maiden has boobs was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*A person saying, "I'm two midgets in a costume!" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to "I'm in a costume."
====Springfield Up====
*Declan Desmond saying "But her interests soon expanded beyond shutterbuggery." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to remove "beyond shutterbuggery" (which, like the "aggravated buggery" line in "The Frying Game" is wordplay on "buggery", which is what the UK called male homosexuality back when it was illegal).
*Moe saying, "All I got is this porn channel I'm too cheap to descramble." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "porn".
====Yokel Chords ====
* Cletus having a raccoon hung was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, one of the children being called "Crystal Meth" wasn’t cut, nor were the nightmarish imagine spots of the murderous chef during Bart's story or the implication that Bart's therapist is traumatized over the death of her son at the hands of the murderous chef.
====Homerazzi====
*The scene with Homer and Marge reading a magazine featuring the headline "Mr Teeny's Cocaine Orgy" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Moe telling Homer "I was gonna use it to take secret photos in the ladies' toilet, but, uh, no dames ever come in this joint." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to "I was gonna use it to take secret photos, but, uh..."
*Two ladies coming into Moe's Tavern saying they are going to trade bras and panties in the ladies' toilet followed by Moe saying "Oh, you got to be kidding me!" and breaking his glass in a rage was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer taking pictures of Drederick Tatum snorting Secretariat's ashes like cocaine and Mayor Quimby and Kent Brockman dressed in sexual costumes (Kent in S&M gear and Mayor Quimby as a baby) were cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Rainier Wolfcastle taking out a knife and saying he will "squash that shutterbug" was not cut, nor was Homer hanging Maggie from the rearview mirror while driving, and Paris Texan (The Rich Texan's Paris Hilton-esque daughter) making out with Bart when he helps Homer get an unflattering picture of her and making out with Milhouse when Homer goes on his photo-taking rampage at the nightclub.
====Marge Gamer==== 
* Moe being ordered to wring blood from a pixie head was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart saving Marge from Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney by chopping their heads off was shortened in Channel 4 reruns to remove the blood.
*Edna stabbing the Shadow Knight was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The other players in Earthland Realms celebrating killing the Shadow Knight by maypole dancing with his corpse was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the song "Merry Month of May" is still listed in the credits.
====The Boys of Bummer====
*Rev. Lovejoy saying that the bed could resurrect his sex life was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer complaining about Rev. Lovejoy having the sex that he should be having was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Chief Wiggum shouting "Jump!" through the megaphone was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Bart actually climbing the water tower to commit suicide (with no one in town trying to stop him and the subsequent scene of Bart in the hospital after the attempted suicide and the townspeople still harassing him) wasn't censored.
*Marge asking Homer if they want to make love on half a mattress behind a billboard was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The end where Homer asks Marge if she wants to have "ghost sex" (and Marge saying that "ghost sex" is nothing) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot!====
* The word "blow", referring to drugs, was cut from an exchange between Lou and Chief Wiggum in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer nearly being choked out by Strangles the snake was shortened in Channel 4 airings to go from Marge asking "Homer, can you breathe?" to Homer saying "I'm okay."
*Over in America, the scene of Rudy Giuliani speaking at the police dog graduation is only present in some versions of the episode. Other versions have an added line from Chief Wiggum, telling the police dogs to "...keep your noses clean and your hearts free of worms." Channel 4 and Disney+ use the version with Rudy Giuliani.
==== 24 Minutes====
*Marge finding a knife in Bart's shorts was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart writing "Death Before Homework" on his arm with a knife was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Moe drilling his teeth was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*Martin giving himself a wedgie in a way that looks like he's going to hang himself was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the scene with Jack Bauer that features a lot of gun use wasn't censored in any way.
====You Kent Always Say What You Want====
*Bart telling Skinner to "lie perfectly still for 20 minutes" while putting a dental X-ray to his crotch was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Krusty saying that the only two rules to follow when on TV are "don't swear and don't whip it out," was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Lindsey Naegle asking Kent if the powder in his coffee is cocaine was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, mentions of Kent's heavily-implied swearing after Homer accidentally spills coffee on him wasn't cut, nor was the ad for Fox's Landing Strip referring to "strippers", the violent Itchy & Scratchy cartoon voiced over by Krusty, or Marge saying that Kent might commit "you-know-what-icide".
===The Simpsons Movie===
Australia's Channel 11 and Network Ten edited the following: 
*Bart's nude skateboard ride through town: Bart's genitals are barely covered with a black censor bar.
*The Bomb Disarming Robot scene: The bomb-defusing robot taking Chief Wiggum's gun and blasting himself in the head was rather clumsily replaced with a close-up of the robot trying to cut the wire while some of the scene of the robot taking Wiggum's gun was left in. Despite this, the scene of a distraught Wiggum commenting that the robot did talk about killing itself, but he'd never thought he'd actually do it was not cut.
*Homer and Bart's motorcycle jump: Otto smoking a bong as he looks up and sees Homer and Bart make the jump was cut.
On America's FOX Network and Canada's Global Channel, the following scenes were cut/edited:
* Bart's naked skateboard ride through town: the sequence is shortened so we don't see Bart riding through the hedge with his genitals covered, then uncovered when he skates past the open section nor do we see Bart crash into the restaurant at which Ned Flanders and his sons are eating and say "Bountiful...PENIS!" as they're praying.
* Homer getting stuck in the sinkhole: On FOX and Global, the part where Homer flips off the townspeople as he's sinking has the middle/ring fingers removed, making it look as if Homer is shaking his fists in anger/defeat.
*The bomb: Marge's line, "Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!" was changed on FOX and Global to "Somebody throw the bomb!" with a scene splice.
*Otto smoking a bong during Homer's motorcycle trick was cut on FOX and Global.
*Homer's line, "That could be anyone's pig crap silo!" after watching the news report about the dumped silo had the word "crap" removed.
*FOX (for reasons unknown) shortened Homer and Marge's conversation about how Homer mistook 4:00 pm for 7:00 pm (which is when Access Hollywood comes on).
On FX (one of two cable channel versions of FOX in America), only two scenes were cut:
* The nude skateboarding part was left in, but the open space where Bart's genitals are shown is covered with a censor box that covers the entire hedge hole and reads, "EUROPEAN VERSION ONLY."
*Marge's "SOMEBODY THROW THE GODDAMN BOMB!" was changed to "SOMEBODY THROW THE [mute]DAMN BOMB!"
===Season 19===
====He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs====
*Homer saying "I'm aroused, and confused!" was cut in Channel 4 airings to just "I'm confused!", but this is uncut in evening airings.
*Milhouse saying that you die of suicide if the freak fry touches you was cut in Channel 4 airings, but this is uncut in evening airings.
*The pilot of Homer's private jet saying he was doing heroin was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon wasn't edited despite a lot of graphic and bloody violence.
====The Homer of Seville====
*Julia blackmailing Homer by saying she'll accuse him of sexual assault if he tells Marge that she stripped in front of him was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings, though the actual scene of Julia undressing in front of Homer wasn't cut.
* Homer discovering that he is walking Julia on a leash instead of Santa's Little Helper in the montage of Julia stalking Homer was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, a scene showing Mr. Burns and Smithers walking past numerous dead bodies being operated upon wasn't cut, nor was Julia being impaled in the chest and shot repeatedly.
==== Midnight Towboy ====
* The scene of Bart and Milhouse finding swear words in the Bible ("hell", "damn", "Leviticus" (apparently), "ass" and "whore") was edited in Channel 4 airings so that the finding of the word "whore" was cut and digitally erased from the wall that Bart pins the words on, and Bart's line, "Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!", after Milhouse says that he doesn't think that "Leviticus" is a swear, was shortened to just, "Shut the hell up!" However, in evening airings, only the latter scene is cut. airings.
** Despite this, Gerta saying that hugs are drugs and Maggie's an addict, and then being kneed in the crotch by Marge, wasn't cut.
==== I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings ====
* Dwight Diddlehopper shooting Gil was edited in Channel 4 airings so that the shooting starts after Gil enters the room instead of before, and the footage showing Gil actually being shot was replaced with the previous footage of the men firing their guns.
* After Dwight Diddlehopper says that anyone who isn't a dye pack won't be shot, him shooting Jasper after claiming that he was a dye pack (thinking that he said "diabetic") was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, all other instances of Dwight shooting people in the back weren't cut, nor was the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon where Itchy is shot by numerous planes and is decapitated by a statue of Abraham Lincoln.
====Treehouse of Horror XVIII====
During the intro:
* Dr. House exploding in the microwave was cut on Channel 4 airings. His resulting blood on the microwave door was digitally removed.
On "E.T., Go Home":
* Homer suffocating Kodos with a pillow was cut on Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Kodos saying that Bart hit him in his 700 testicles wasn't cut, nor was Kodos giving Homer a backrub in the shower (with Homer thinking Marge is the one doing it).
On "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson":
* Homer referring to Marge in a blond wig as a "mystery skank" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Marge stabbing Kent was edited in Channel 4 airings so it happens off-screen.
* Homer opening sniper fire on multiple people at the party while aiming for Marge was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Marge killing Chief Wiggum with a crossbow, which leads to Homer and Marge making out, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Marge throwing a ninja star into Homer's head wasn't cut, nor was Marge holding a bloodied knife from someone she'd previously killed, Grampa being gunned down during Homer and Marge's fight, or the end with the POV shot of Principal Skinner getting shot by Homer after the story reveals to be Homer and Marge visiting Principal Skinner's office about Bart's bad behavior rather than Homer and Marge talking to a marriage counselor.
On "Heck House":
* Willie's now-sentient tractor decapitating him was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Dolph telling Kearney to stop licking his junk, and Kearney saying that it's his junk too (during the part showing Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney as the three-headed hound from Hell [Cerberus]), was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Skinner reading a Playdude magazine (which leads to him getting punished for thinking women are beautiful) wasn't cut, nor was Homer being turned to spaghetti and shredded by his hammock as part of his gluttony and sloth punishments, Dr. Hibbert getting hit by a truck as punishment for pride (putting a bumper sticker on his car stating that his child is an honors student), or Moe stealing a stripper's money and getting kicked in the groin (which counts as his lust, greed, and envy punishments).
====Little Orphan Millie==== 
*Homer saying, "Spaz." was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings, but is uncut for Channel 4 in evening airings.
**Despite this, a person having the name "Gaylord Q. Tinkledink" wasn't cut.
==== Husbands and Knives ====
* Alan Moore saying that he made Radioactive Man a heroin addict was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer saying, "Now I know why pimps are so happy." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Bart thinking that Homer had his "hot dog plumped" wasn't cut, nor was Homer being chased by the town for being a freak from too much plastic surgery and Marge pushing Homer off the Notre Dame tower in his dream.
==== Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind ====
* 20-year-old Homer asking Bart if he wants weed was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* In Homer's memory where he thinks Marge is cheating on him, Duffman saying, "I'm just giving it to your wife. She is gonna be sore tomorrow." was cut in Channel 4 airings, whereas when he sees the full memory (where he learns they were actually planning a surprise party for him) and Duffman is giving Marge an ice pack, only "She is gonna be sore tomorrow." was cut. The latter edit is uncut in evening airings.
** Despite this, there were no edits to Homer contemplating suicide on the Suicide Bridge (and Patty and Selma pushing him off the bridge when he decides against it), the memory of Marge trying to explain away her black eye to Chief Wiggum (and Chief Wiggum asking Homer if he was "...giving his wife an Irish kiss."), which plays out like Homer abused Marge; or Krusty the Clown running from an angry mob after telling a racist joke (or, as he calls it, a "Mel Gibson") about Mexicans.
====E. Pluribus Wiggum====
*The episode was banned in Argentina and pulled from airing on Fox Latin America until 2016 due to an scene where Carl mentions Juan Domingo Perón as a dictator would make a good U.S. President and confusing his wife, Eva, for American pop singer, Madonna (who played Eva Peron in the movie, Evita).
*The camera flashes at the Simpsons' window, and the lightning flash at the Republican Party Headquarters were either darkened or slowed down in Channel 4 airings due to rules about cutting flashing lights and quick effects for viewers who may be epileptic.
==== That '90s Show ====
*Channel 4 heavily edited the sequence where young Marge thinks Homer became a heroin addict to remove scenes of Homer with a needle in his arm, Marge telling Homer that he's a junkie, Marge flushing the needles down the toilet, and shortened Marge's line about the so-called heroin needles actually being Homer's insulin for the iced coffee-induced diabetes he gave himself to remove the reference to heroin.
**Despite this, Homer tossing a cigar into an oxygen bar, leading to it blowing up, with Krusty bemoaning about where he will get his oxygen now wasn't cut, nor was Marge's professor commenting on lighthouses being "the ultimate expression of phallocentric technocracy", later adding that "everything penis-shaped is bad".
====Love, Springfieldian Style==== 
*This episode is only shown after the watershed on Sky Showcase and rarely airs on Channel 4, due to excessive gun violence (in the Bonnie and Clyde story) and depicting overeating candy as a drug addiction (in the Sid Vicious story). On the rare times Channel 4 airs this, the following scenes are cut:
**Clyde saying that he and Bonnie robbed a bank due to a "sex thing" was cut.
**Chief Wiggum shooting Bonnie and Clyde was shortened to only show him opening fire from the bushes.
**The Goofy-esque character being put in a gas chamber, and later coming out and saying that being in a gas chamber at the pound is better than working for Disney was cut.
**The montage of Nelson and Lisa overeating candy (which includes parallels to and preparation methods uses reserved for hard drug use, like cocaine and heroin) was shortened to cut Nelson splitting chocolate dust into lines with a blade (with it looking like they're going to snort the lines, before instead putting them in glasses of water), and Lisa melting chocolate in a spoon with a lighter, though the rest of the candy/drug montage wasn't edited.
**Bart saying, "Slag off!" was cut.
**The Sex Pistols musical number where Bart repeatedly sings the word "bollocks" was cut.
***Despite this, the "Shady and the Vamp" story, wasn't cut to remove Homer telling Marge that she's feisty for an upper-class bitch, with Marge liking how he used the technical term for a female dog or Bart saying that Homer was going to "teach me how to lick my..." before figuring it out himself (with the heavy implication that he's licking his balls).
====The Debarted ====
*Homer telling Raphael on the phone to "...enjoy the sounds of my wife and me making sweet, sweet love" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
====Dial "N" for Nerder ====
* Marge saying, "I didn't use to mind it when he'd lock the bathroom door and snack off." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "off" from "snack off" (due to it sounding similar to "jack off"), but is uncut in evening airings.
*Martin saying that a bone he found could be one of the major homos (as in "Homo sapiens") and Bart saying that Martin could be one of them (as in "homosexuals") were cut in Channel 4 airings, but are uncut in evening airings.
*The Sneakers producer saying, "Yeah yeah, we're all whores, just get in there." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "we're all whores", but is uncut in evening airings.
*Homer lustfully eating/making out with a spit of gyros meat in the shower was shortened in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
====Smoke on the Daughter====
*This episode is never shown during watershed hours on Channel 4, due to the episode showing underage smoking and how the secondhand smoke makes Lisa dance better.
* Sky Showcase, in contrast, does show this episode, despite its depictions of underage smoking, but edited the word "bastard" from one of Chazz Busby's lines.
====Papa Don't Leech====
*Homer's imagine spot of him suffocating Grampa was severely cut on Channel 4, only showing the beginning of the scene.
*Bart saying that Marge once called Lurleen a "Hee-Haw ho" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Lurleen's dad trying to "heroin up" some orange juice was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the preceding scene of him trying to "whiskey up" some cornflakes.
**Despite this, Bart saying that Lurleen wanted to bunk Homer's brains out (back when he was her manager) wasn't cut, nor was the mention of a court case called "The Case of the Horny Husband".
==== Any Given Sundance==== 
*Marge seeing a brief scene from the film "Candyland" (showing someone holding a needle in their mouth) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, an audience member at the premier of Lisa's film calling the Simpsons "the family from hell on acid that's on steroids" wasn't cut, nor was Homer saying that an example of being quirky is a grandma who gives people the finger.
====Mona Leaves-a====
*Marge saying that if they burn the purse Mona gave her (which is made of hemp), it will mellow out the guards was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*The guards talking while getting high from the hemp smoke was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings. 
**Despite this, the other references to the hemp-woven purse weren't cut, nor was Homer discovering that Mona died in the middle of the night.
====All About Lisa==== 
*Krusty saying that he once made out with a blow-up doll was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Sideshow Mel telling Lisa that applause is as addictive as heroin or checking your email was cut to remove the heroin reference on Channel 4 airings.
===Season 20===
====Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes====
*This episode is not shown often on Sky Showcase, likely due to violence, the IRA joke, and the subplot of Marge working at an erotic cake shop. However, Channel 4 aired the episode and edited the following:
**Bart saying, "Where's the IRA when you need them?" and then an Irish man talking to him was cut.
** The screen fading to black when Homer almost gets shot by Snake was cut. Originally, the entire scene of Snake shooting Homer was cut, but was later added back in.
**All the scenes of Homer suffocating people with plastic bags were cut.
**The close-up on the box of "Day-Old Wangs" was cut.
**The cake shop worker telling Marge, "It's his penis!" was cut.
** The scene in the montage where Homer and Ned break into a gang of criminals apartment was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut away before they point their guns at them.
**Homer telling Bart to keep the bullets away from Lisa was cut.
**Homer giving Lisa a meth kit was edited to remove all mentions of what it is.
***Despite this, nothing else in the subplot about the erotic cake shop was cut, nor was Homer saying he could see Marge withholding sex from him.
====Lost Verizon====
* Kearney saying, "Hey, spaz! While you were here spazzing yourself, you totally missed out!" was edited in Sky Showcase airings down to "You totally missed out!" This was also edited in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Willie saying, "Now I won't have to pleasure a country club wife to get me steak dinner!" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
* Bart saying he is going to put Viagra in Principal Skinner's coffee was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the following scene where Skinner thinks his coffee has been doctored.
*Homer chewing a coca leaf, saying that his addiction was wearing off, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Treehouse of Horror XIX====
On "Untitled Robot Parody":
* Bart picking up the Somber String was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*Abe passing out in the snow in the front yard after breathing from his oxygen tank was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*Bestimus Muchos strangling the Malibu Stacy doll with her string was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*The appearance of the Sex Toy robot was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
On "How To Get Ahead in Dead-Vertisting":
*Krusty being ground up inside the woodchipper (and the subsequent scene of Homer trying to revive Krusty with CPR, despite the fact that he's been shredded to pieces) was edited in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours so he just bounces off the trampoline and flies off into the distance.
*The montage of Homer killing celebrities was edited to remove Homer strangling and bashing Prince with his own guitar on Channel 4 airings during watershed hours, resulting in a slight audio cut when the montage ends. FXX in the U.S. cut the entire scene of Homer murdering Prince (following Prince's death in 2016), which leads to a plot hole in how he ended up in Heaven (or now reinterprets the scene as showing Prince already in Heaven).
* The dead celebrities coming down from Heaven and shooting everyone was shortened in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*Edward G. Robinson shooting Chief Wiggum while Rip Taylor beats up Comic Book Guy was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
* Krusty shooting Homer in the forehead was covered up with a white flash on Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
On "It's The Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse":
*The Grand Pumpkin vomiting pumpkin seeds after Milhouse tells him that people eat pumpkins, as well as the Grand Pumpkin chasing Millhouse, and The Grand Pumpkin eating Homer was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*Nelson threatening to carve a yellow pumpkin, the Grand Pumpkin not caring about it, Nelson accusing the Grand Pumpkin of being racist, and the Grand Pumpkin eating Nelson afterwards was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*The Grand Pumpkin scooping out Skinner's brain was cut in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours.
*Tom The Turkey blowing up The Grand Pumpkin with his cornucopia was edited in Channel 4 airings during watershed hours so that it happens off-screen.
** Despite this, Nelson singing that The Grand Pumpkin was "super gay" wasn't cut, though over in America, the line did receive complaints for being homophobic. The scene was never cut or altered in reruns, but a public apology was issued.
====Dangerous Curves====
*Marge saying that the hitchhikers don't look like the "stabby kind", Lisa mentioning that Marge said all hitchhikers were drug-crazed thrill seekers, and Marge telling Lisa that she actually called them "thrill-crazed drug seekers" were cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart playing the Cereal Killer video game was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer telling Ned that he missed Marge five times, with Ned calling it a "charming single entendre" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Ned telling Maude to lock onto Homer's wiener with the water gun was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Sylvia reaching into Alberto's pocket and Alberto telling her to not stop twisting (with it being implied that she had hold of his penis) wasn't cut.
====MyPods and Boomsticks ==== 
*A reindeer prop being ground up was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The Itchy & Scratchy cartoon "DiePod Slaylist" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut the following parts: 
**blood bursting out of Scratchy's ears and then his brain melting out of his head,
**Scratchy putting the Einstein brain into his head,
**Scratchy discovering that Einstein Scratchy's body has been replaced with an A-bomb (with blood being visible around his neck and feet).
*Homer watching a scene from 24, where a Muslim is being interrogated by Jack Bauer, which leads to Homer becoming Islamophobic, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====The Burns and the Bees==== 
*Rich Texan telling Mr. Burns that if the basketball players are acting sluggish, he should slip some steroids into their cocaine was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
*Homer calling flowers "the painted whores of the plant world" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The man in the gorilla suit lying unconscious and bleeding on the basketball floor was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying, "And she's ready for a night of anonymous sex with multiple partners." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to "And she's ready."
*The bees taking Chief Wiggum's gun and shooting him with it was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Mr. Burns telling the Basket-Belles to "go back to your brothel" and calling them "harlots" wasn't cut.
====Lisa the Drama Queen====
* Kearney getting beat up by Jimbo and Dolph was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
==== Take My Life, Please====
* Mr. Burns calling Sector 7G (Homer's workplace) a "testicle-shriveling torture chamber" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to just a "torture chamber".
====How the Test Was Won====
*The montage of Homer's injuries was shortened in Channel 4 airings to remove all the clips between "Bart Gets an Elephant" (where he's attacked by the cleaning mascots) and "Trilogy of Error" (where Marge accidentally cuts his thumb off thanks to Homer annoying her over getting a brownie square).
* Homer writing on his insurance check, "What do you mean, 'too bad'? Screw you! Heh heh." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Everyone being killed (apart from Marge and Lindsey Naegle) and Marge going around saying "Oh my God, oh my God, we're totally liable!" inside Homer's mind was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Marge and Lindsey Naegle randomly making out in Homer's mind.
*Homer going outside and trying to stop the blood from Mr. Burns' head after he gets stabbed there was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Jimbo saying that Skinner's spazzing out, and Skinner saying that he isn't was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
====No Loan Again, Naturally====
*Homer putting a noose around his neck, tearfully saying goodbye to Lisa and Bart, and the tree breaking from Homer's weight when he hangs himself was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings. Evening airings on Channel 4 end the scene on the part with Homer crying while looking at the noose, while other airings end the scene just before Bart points to Homer preparing to kill himself outside after Lisa says that she always thought Marge was the strong one when it comes to family crises.
*Homer strangling Bart was shortened in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Ned mentioning that a couple (the one that nearly becomes the new tenants of the Simpson house) only have sex for procreation wasn't cut.
====Gone Maggie Gone====
* Kent saying, "Where's the end of the frigging tape?" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "frigging".
*The wolf in the cartoon being shown with his popped eyes after they explode was cut in Channel 4 airings, and the actual explosion was edited to darken the screen. The latter edit also applies to Sky Showcase.
*Benjamin Franklin decapitating a snake was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, a scene showing several guys jumping off the "AMALGAMATED SUNSCREEN" building wasn't cut, nor were the graphic frying noises from Marge losing her eyesight to staring at the eclipse.
====In the Name of the Grandfather====
* Carl saying that he's getting a back rub from an orgasm in the hot tub was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer being shown with a dart in his head, having another dart thrown in his head and then taking them both out were cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Chief Wiggum electrocuting himself with a taser was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
====Wedding for Disaster====
*Bart asking "Does this mean I'm a bastard?" when he learns that Homer and Marge aren't legally married, and Lisa explaining to him that he is not because he was born while they were married, but he is in the sense that someone calls you one when they are angry, and later Homer strangling Bart and saying "Why you little bastard!" with Lisa saying, "That's the angry one." was cut in Channel 4 airings. In contrast, Sky Showcase just edits the strangulation part and leaves in the dialogue about the use of the word "bastard", but was later added back in with the episode pin-locked for content.
*Sideshow Bob stabbing a clay bust of Krusty was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart calling some clothes he tries on "a little gay" wasn't cut, nor were any scenes of Homer being chained up in the abandoned bathroom by Patty and Selma.
==== Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe====
*The hockey fight Homer watches was shortened for violence on Channel 4 airings.
*Moe saying that his heart wants to do Maya was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Moe imagining Lenny, Carl and Barney putting Maya in a bucket and throwing her around in it with mops was cut on Channel 4 airings (whether because of dangerous behavior [since the action can be copied at home by children] or because it's an insensitive depiction of little people isn't known, though judging by BBFC's rules against showing both, it could be either-or).
*The large baby whacking a seesaw on Homer's head, then shoveling sand into his mouth was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Moe pulling down a banner in the bar promoting "Dwarf Tossing" wasn't cut, nor was Maggie being threatened by the bully babies, Moe cracking jokes about Maya's height until Maya gets sick of it, and Moe nearly getting his legs cut off to show Maya that he is sensitive to the fact that she's a little person.
==== The Good, the Sad and the Drugly ==== 
*Lisa finding a news headline online that reads, "Last Polar Bear Hangs Self in Prison" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the subplot of Lisa being put on anti-depressants after reading the headlines online about how Springfield will be a ravaged wasteland in 50 years wasn't cut, nor was Lisa seeing a shot Chief Wiggum on the ground with smiley face blood leaking out of him, or Lisa being so high on anti-depressants that she nearly kisses an electric fan.
====Father Knows Worst====
*Homer breathing fire on Bart while strangling him (though not Bart tricking Homer into drinking flammable liquid, which leads to his breathing fire on Bart) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Otto buying glue at the Arts & Crafts store (with the implication that he's going to sniff it to get high) wasn't cut.
====Waverly Hills, 9-0-2-1-D'oh====
*The word "drugs" in Chief Wiggum's conversation with Fat Tony's mob was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A shot of the police aiming their guns at Bart during the chase was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the City inspector saying he was looking forward to killing Homer and Marge and making it look like a suicide wasn't cut, nor was Marge's desperate search to use the bathroom during her morning jog.
====Four Great Women and a Manicure ====
In the "Queen Elizabeth" story:
*Selma saying, "If I ever have sex, this'll be great afterwards" after she smokes for the first time was cut in Channel 4 airings.
In the "Snow White" story:
*The lightning flash during the transition to Snow White's house was darkened in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
* A turtle dying in a pot of hot water was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The dwarves singing about getting high was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the reference to the dwarves being bisexual/bi-curious.
* Moe suggesting to put a pickaxe in the brain of the person in the dwarves' house was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The witch being killed by animals was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
In the "Lady Macbeth" story: 
*Homer killing Sideshow Mel with his bone, leading to his blood splattering on the wall was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer killing Barney, Duffman, Lenny, Eddie and Lou at a cast party was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the witch's decapitated head being shown on a deer's antlers wasn't cut, nor was Lenny's ghost saying that Marge encouraged Homer to kill the other actors by withholding sex, and Homer's heavily implied suicide when Marge tells Homer that she's going to push him to play more Shakespearean roles after being moved by his monologue from MacBeth.
====Coming to Homerica====
*Krusty referring to trans fats as "unhealthy he-she sounding things" was cut on Channel 4, except during evening hours.
*Homer mistaking a gun for a bottle of beer and nearly shooting himself in the mouth was cut on Channel 4.
** Despite this, an Ogdenvillian farmer saying that they're screwed wasn't cut.
===Season 21===
====Bart Gets a "Z"====
*The montage of the kids getting alcohol so they can get Mrs. Krabappel drunk was shortened in Sky Showcase airings to just show Nelson and Bart's scenarios. In February 2024, the music in the cut version of this scene was edited slightly differently to how it was previously.
====The Devil Wears Nada====
*The man hanging himself with the engine string on his boat before dropping in it the water inside Homer's mind was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the sequence of Marge being plied with wine and having risque photos taken of her without her consent were left in.
====Rednecks and Broomsticks==== 
*Cletus complaining about a hillbilly having a "way" with a fat guy was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== O Brother, Where Bart Thou?====
*This episode only airs after watershed hours on Sky Showcase due to strong sexual references.
*In contrast, Channel 4 did air this, but cut the following scenes:
** Marge and Homer trying to have sex to the Kama Sutra: A Soulmate's Journey to Sensual Nirvana DVD was shortened.
** Bart's imagine spot of dealing with another sister was cut to remove the unnamed Simpsons daughter's line about what she did during her flight to London and how "...they don't call it Virgin Airlines anymore."
*** Despite these cuts, neither channel cut Bart and his "little brother" urinating their way out of being buried under the snow.
==== Million Dollar Maybe ====
* Bart putting his allergy medication pills in his Krusty Burger and then eating it was cut in Sky Showcase airings. Similarly to "Bart Gets a "Z"", in February 2024, the music in the cut version of this scene was edited slightly differently to how it was previously.
====American History X-cellent====
*This episode used to only air after watershed hours on Sky Showcase, due to strong violence and drug references. The episode has now started to air regularly in normal time slots, with the episode pin-locked for content.
*Mr. Burns saying, "I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever. But I must know, what was it about me that made you try?" was shortened in Sky Showcase airings to just, "What was it about me that made you try?", but was later added back in with the episode pin-locked for content. Channel 4 airings only cut, "It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."
====Chief of Hearts====
*Chief Wiggum giving the criminals their community service assignments was completely cut in Sky Showcase airings. Channel 4 airings left in the scene, but cut it to remove Chief Wiggum ordering Kent to pick up used condoms for his community service, and Chief Wiggum throwing Krusty's clown nose away, with Krusty freaking out over the fact that it had cocaine in it, which he needs to actually get through community service. Eventually, Sky Showcase reinstated the whole scene with the episode pin-locked for content.
====The Squirt and the Whale==== 
*Homer saying, “You greedy bastards have gouged Homer Simpson for the last time!” was edited on Channel 4 and Sky Showcase. While Channel 4 changed the line to "You have gouged Homer Simpson for the last time!", Sky Showcase completely removed the line. Eventually, Sky Showcase reinstated the line with the episode pin-locked for content.
====To Surveil With Love====
* Nelson calling Millhouse a "spaz" was cut in FOX and Channel 4 airings, though not Sky Showcase, even though they cut the word "spaz" from other episodes.
*The cops beating the flower saleswomen with clubs was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The debate about having sex with animals was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings. Eventually, Sky Showcase reinstated the scene with the episode pin-locked for content.
*Brandine drinking moonshine while pregnant was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Moe Letter Blues====
*Homer saying "penis-curling" while yelling at Patty and Selma was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* All the scenes of Moe calling Apu and Manjula "Pu and Mrs. Pu" were cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Timothy saying "Way to bitch up the conversation." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Helen asking Timothy "Do you have a train in your pants or are you happy to see me?" and Timothy answering "Both." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====The Bob Next Door====
*Bart giggling over the word "De-boner" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns's Cellmate saying "Nothing is holding up the dress; only her melons!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The entire scene of Sideshow Bob surgically removing Walt's face and sewing it onto himself was cut in Channel 4 airings, as was the later scene of the diner worker flirting with him as his new face nearly comes undone, Sideshow Bob pulling his newly stitched face off, and doing the same to Walt. It was once cut in Sky Showcase airings, but was later added back in with the episode pin-locked for content.
*The doll of Bart with a knife in his chest while hanged was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Judge Me Tender====
*Moe saying, "Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, Moe saying "Die, you bastard!" as he's dragged off the American Idol stage wasn't cut.
===Season 22===
====Elementary School Musical====
*The lighting rig falling on Krusty was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty talking about "victory weed" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Loan-a Lisa==== 
*Chris Hansen introducing himself was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove that he's from a show called "To Catch a Credit Whore".
====Treehouse of Horror XXI ====
*In the intro, Bart attacking Homer with a lawnmower and Homer beating Bart with a tombstone was cut in Channel 4 airings.
On "War and Pieces":
* The Uncle Pennybag Parody saying he's spending his money on "Oriental Avenue prostitutes" was changed in Channel 4 airings to just "Oriental Avenue" (though it's not much of an improvement, since "Oriental" is now considered an outdated/politically incorrect term for East Asians).
*Bart and Milhouse being hanged at the end was cut in Channel 4 airings.
On "Master and Cadaver":
*Homer's POV shot of Roger allegedly twisting Marge's nipples was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer shooting a man with a flare gun, leading to a hole appearing in his chest was edited in Channel 4 airings so that it happens off-screen.
* Homer killing two men with an anchor was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
On "Tweenlight": 
*Homer tearing off Ned's leg was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, Marge nearly taking her bra off wasn't cut on "Master and Cadaver", nor was Big Bird appearing with visible blood marks in "Tweenlight", the vampires' deaths in "Tweenlight", the video game violence or the deaths of Rod and Todd or the cards in "War and Pieces", the graphic title card of "Master and Cadaver", the seagull's death in "Master and Cadaver" or the end of "Master and Cadaver", where, after Marge and Homer think Maggie is thinking of "sugarplums and buttercups", she turns into Alex from A Clockwork Orange.
====The Fool Monty==== 
*Chazz Busby saying, "Dance, you sons of bitches!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Otto using Mr. Burns as a bong was cut completely in Sky Showcase airings, while Channel 4 just edited the scene to remove Otto sucking on Mr. Burns' head, but Burns' reaction was left in. Later airings on Sky Showcase reinstated the whole scene.
====How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?==== 
*The title screen gag where a helicopter banner reads "Not Suitable For Viewers Under 75", was replaced by another title screen gag where King Homer climbs up the Empire State Building and grabs the three-eyed crow in the international airings and in the Disney+ version.
*The dog being hanged in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the scene of it being shot wasn't cut.
**Despite this, the shadow showing ten moose being hanged wasn't cut, nor was Skinner receiving a note saying that Edna and Chalmers are "doing it", Bart strangling the ostrich, and the ostrich strangling Homer at the end.
====The Fight Before Christmas====
*Otto shoveling weed into the train was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*In Bart's dream, the song was shortened on Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings so that the scene where drugs fall down onto the models of soldiers was cut, but was later added back in for Sky Showcase.
*Patty saying, "Bastard." was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
*Katy Perry saying, "But I didn’t say stop." after telling the Moe puppet that he's not kissing her belly button was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, the Ned puppet's arms ripping off when trying to get the Christmas tree off of the Homer puppet wasn't cut.
====Donnie Fatso====
*The crowd of people around the area where Fat Tony died, followed the FBI agent saying, "Homer, of all the rat bastards that have been working for us, you were the snitchiest." was cut in Sky Showcase airings. Channel 4 edited the same part, but their version just removed the word "bastard" to try and make the line go, "Homer, of all the rats that have been working for us, you were the snitchiest".
**Despite this, Homer's finger being cut with a knife by Fat Tony wasn't cut.
====Moms I'd Like to Forget====
* Moe saying "Actually, that wasn't the WiFi. It was my Bell's palsy acting up." and then trying to continue talking as it continues to act up was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart lighting a firework ball inside the garage and it exploding when Homer enters was cut in Sky Showcase airings, though not Channel 4.
*The three moms making out with each other at the end of the episode was cut in Sky Showcase and FOX airings in the UK, though not Channel 4.
====Flaming Moe====
* Mr. Burns being asked if he's having a lemon party was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings, as a "lemon party" is slang for an orgy that includes urolagnia. A similar cut would be done on "Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson" where Homer thinks a painting of The Founding Fathers is a "bicentennial lemon party" (though some versions on Channel 4 edit the line on that episode so that way Homer calls it a "bicentennial party"). 
**Despite this, the name of the gay bar "The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen" wasn't edited, nor was Devil Moe biting Angel Moe's head off.
====Homer the Father====
*The bleeped swear words from the program Homer was watching were edited in Channel 4 airings to shorten or remove some of the bleeps.
*The Chinese nuclear plant exploding after Homer cuts the red ribbon was cut in Channel 4 airings following the 2011 Fukushima power plant incident, but this was later reinstated.
*Sky Showcase (though not Channel 4) cut Digby saying, "I slept with everyone in the cast. Including the dog!" to just "I slept with everyone in the cast." (which leaves the implication of bestiality ambiguous). 
**Despite this, Homer strangling Bart for longer than usual while thinking wasn't cut, nor was Homer and Marge being shown topless in the bed (which Ned, Rod and Todd saw), the ghost of a kid being shown with a rake through his body, the Chinese people using a teddy bear, stuffed bunny and dog food can as weapons or Scratchy being cut in half by a bear in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
====The Blue and the Gray====
*The European female Moe hanging herself was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
====Angry Dad: The Movie====
* The name of the cartoon "Space Penis" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the graphic violence included in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon wasn't cut.
====The Scorpion's Tale====
*Nelson calling the French postcards "fool's porn" and then looking at them behind a cactus was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Abe saying he's feeling an erection, then a derection when he is tested was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Otto buying drugs was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Hotenhoffer putting a gun to his head thinking there's an angry mob outside, but him putting it down when he finds out it's a cheerful mob was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these edits, Mr. Hotenhoffer's use of the word "penis" wasn't cut.
====A Midsummer's Nice Dream====
*This episode is only shown post-watershed on Sky Showcase and Channel 4, due to frequent, often glamorized references to marijuana and stoner culture. It was once shown on Channel 4 pre-watershed, with the following scenes edited:
**Kent saying that Cheech and Chong's lives changed forever when the police burned marijuana in a nearby lot was cut.
**Bart saying that there isn't any dope, and Homer realizing that he was smoking asbestos was cut, though Homer saying to hide the dope wasn't cut.
**Homer saying he'll come back horny and angry from being with Cheech was cut.
**Homer asking Cheech if they can get high from the van fumes was cut.
**Homer saying that he and Cheech should start working on the show at 4:20 (and mentioning that the number 420 is a marijuana reference) was cut.
**A truck driver saying that Marge is crazy, but he'd do her was cut.
**During Homer's visualization of Cheech's potential award, the part where they buy weed and have it lit up by the sun was cut.
***Despite this, other drug references (such as mentions of "stoners" and Homer believing that Cheech's van is made of weed) weren't cut.
====Love is a Many Strangled Thing====
*This episode is only shown in post-watershed hours in Channel 4 airings, due to scenes of child abuse, repeated scenes of strangling, and a hanging scene.
*Homer being unable to resist being strangled by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was cut in Channel 4 airings, despite once airing uncut on that channel.
*Homer trying to hang himself was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings. It was initially shown uncut on Channel 4.
====The Great Simpsina==== 
*Marge saying, "Screw it!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer describing masseuses as "the half-doctors/half-hookers who solve everything" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Raymondo saying that he is alone with medical marijuana was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Cregg Demon saying "I'm gonna descend into hell and pull up a skank." was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the "...pull up a skank" line.
* The close-up shot of the "Hell-Skank" tattoo on Cregg Demon's butt was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Raymondo inhaling ether and dreaming of his wife wasn't cut.
====The Real Housewives of Fat Tony====
*Fat Tony saying that he doesn’t know whether to "knock Selma on the kisser or kiss her on the knockers", and Selma saying she doesn’t know whether to "peck him on the kisser or kiss him on the…" before being cut off was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer trying to look at Selma's boobs in the jacuzzi was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Selma removing her bra and saying, "The boys needed to breathe.".
*Fat Tony's wife calling Selma a "brutta puttana" (which is Italian for "ugly whore") was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Otto getting high off mushrooms wasn't cut.
====500 Keys====
* Dr. Hibbert saying "You’ll miss all the sex!" followed by Kirk saying that a key unlocks to a parrot cage was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Duffman saying, "I heard drowning makes you feel like you're drunk." was cut in Channel 4 airings, though Duffman actually drowning himself wasn't cut.
**Despite this, Gil attempting suicide by jumping off a building wasn't cut.
==== The Ned-liest Catch==== 
*Edna saying that she's a teacher in a bathroom with a student, adding, "That's why most of these people are here in the first place." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Ned imagining Joey Kramer's face on Edna and his line, "We made love in so many elevators." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Marge telling the viewers to vote on thesimpsons.com if Ned and Edna should stay together and that the results will be announced in the next season premiere was cut in Channel 4 airings, due to the vote having ended by the time they had shown the episode. Channel 4's version instead had a disclaimer saying "VOTING HAS ENDED". Additionally, Sky Showcase aired a version with a disclaimer saying "Unfortunately, voting is not available in this area". 
**Despite this, the exterior shot of the Teacher Holding Facility with the banner "NOT A SCHOOL - SELLING DRUGS WITHIN 500 FEET OKAY" wasn't edited, nor was Ned saying he was uncomfortable with premarital sex.
===Season 23===
====The Falcon and the D'ohman====
*Wayne Slater hitting Snake with a bar stool after putting a pickled egg jar on his face was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts==== 
*The John Kricfalusi couch gag was edited in Channel 4 airings to shorten Homer staring at Marge's butt while she gets him a beer, as well as ending before Homer strangles Bart, leading to Bart fainting and Homer's brain popping out and falling into his beer.
*In Channel 4 airings, during the sequence of Moe shooting Theodore Roosevelt, the sound effects of Roosevelt pulling the bullet out of his chest, and the bullet going through Moe's chest were muted, and the scene of Moe's head turning into a skull that gets eaten by Roosevelt was cut.
*Bart's line, "Man, Teddy Roosevelt killed more Spaniards in one day than most people do in their whole lives." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Jimbo's line, "You're in my coal mine now, bitches!" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to "You're in my coal mine now!"
*State Comptroller Atkins being shown with a bloody leg was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart referring to Bill Clinton as "sex guy" and Barack Obama as "black guy" wasn't cut, nor was Jimbo talking about considering doing/taking drugs.
====Treehouse of Horror XXII====
*In the intro, Homer biting off his arm and saying he's "getting the hang of it" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
In "Dial D For Diddily":
*The scene with Mrs. Muntz as a prostitute was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Ned cutting Mr. Burns' body into pieces was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*God strangling Homer was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
In "In the Na'vi":
*A Rigellian taxi driver telling Rigellian Bart, "Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard." followed by Rigellian Bart giving him the finger was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Kamala telling Bart that they will "touch testicles and mate for life" and Bart asking her if she meant "tentacles" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart asking Kamala if it was okay (referring to them having sex), and Kamala saying it was serviceable was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart saying that Kamala said she was using birth control, and Kamala saying it only keeps her from giving birth during sex was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Mr. Burns being decapitated by Ned in the first place wasn't cut, nor was Ned killing Snake, Patty, and Selma; Kamala telling Milhouse, "Now you're having sex with Uncle Tree!", the seemingly obvious fact that Bart got Kamala pregnant or Bart saying, "How dare you betray the planet I got laid on?!".
====Replaceable You==== 
*Bart saying he tried to hit Martin's "left testie", and Martin correcting him with "testis" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Grampa and Old Jewish Man asking the kids about heroin was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Howard, Jr. saying, "If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people…" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "frickin'".
* Frink's group being called the "North American Man-Bot Love Association" was cut in Channel 4 airings due to being a pun on the pro-pedophilia group, "The North American Man/Boy Love Association".
====The Food Wife====
*Homer attempting to drink crystal meth was cut completely in Channel 4 airings, while Sky Showcase just edited the meth lab owner lighting the crystal meth in the tube and Homer nearly drinking it before the police raid the lab.
*The Spuckler family being disappointed that the meth lab had been raided, and Cletus saying he prefers Brandine's home-cooked meth was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, the other mentions of meth weren't cut, nor was the shoot-out at the meth lab or Gordon Ramsay's bleeped-out swearing.
==== The Book Job==== 
*Moe showing Homer and Bart his book "There's a Rainbow in My Basement" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Moe threatening to cut Neil Gaiman's throat was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe saying "Let's acid melt him [Neil Gaiman] in a bathtub!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe threatening Neil Gaiman with a needle was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants====
*The zombie bride in Bart's dream eating his brains was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty's line, "Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch, except when he's off work." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty drinking vodka was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marlowe saying, "In two weeks, the only tie I'll be wearing is for autoerotic pleasure." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer getting drunk off bourbon was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*The imagine spot of Homer running over Smithers' leg was edited in Channel 4 airings so that no blood comes out of it.
*Homer saying that despair is his "sex buddy" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Marlowe saying he bends women beyond his sexual will was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "sexual".
* Kirk wearing a sexual fetish costume was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart watching "Drunk Girls Who Signed Waivers", featuring a topless lady was mostly cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**It should be noted that the shot of Bart holding the DVD cover of "Drunk Girls Who Signed Waivers" and Homer telling Bart "Enjoy the outdoors, you stupid kid!" were intact in evening airings, but cut in other airings, while the scene from the actual movie was cut in all airings.
*Homer saying that his family gives him love and sex was shortened in Channel 4 airings to remove mention of sex.
====The Ten-Per-Cent Solution====
*Some of the violence from the first Itchy & Scratchy cartoon was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Maggie saluting Hitler and Lisa stopping her was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The scene with an unknown person watching The Simpsons on Hulu was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer mentioning his tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doobie was edited in Channel 4 airings to just a mention of Donald Duck. The line, "That was for Marge's eyes only!" is uncut in evening airings, but is cut in other airings.
*Krusty saying "Also better get back on those anti-psychotic meds." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Annie saying, "Today's kids are less sensitive than an Army condom." was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Krusty saying "I always tell the truth after sex, but I thought it during sex." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Anne saying "I didn't have sex with a clown for a month." and Homer asking "What about mimes?" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty saying "They're gonna want F-bombs and all I can give 'em is 'ca-ca' and 'ta-tas'!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty talking about cocaine for his horses was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mentions of soft porno were cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty saying that if a woman chases after someone in a golf cart she's a bitch was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Annie saying, "Wow, Krusty, adjusting for age, that was amazing!" and the line containing the show name "Sex Over Sixty" was intact in evening airings on Channel 4, but cut in other airings.
*Krusty and Annie having sex under their blankets was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
====Holidays of Future Passed====
*Bart watching Itchy & Scratchy on a hologram was shortened to remove the violence in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Homer talking to Marge about "future sex" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Maude's ghost saying that there is no God was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
* A flying man asking for a head pillow and then being shot was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*A flight attendant offering suicide pills was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Lisa saying her daughter thinks she's a ruthless tyrant, like Hitler or Prince Harry, was shortened in Channel 4 airings to remove the mention of Hitler, and Homer's line about Prince Harry (now named "Bloody Harry") bringing back beheading in a big way was also cut, but both are uncut in evening airings.
*Ralph shooting himself in the head was cut in Channel 4 airings. In evening airings, the animation is shown as normal in the part where Ralph says, "I got cloneded!" with him putting the gun to his head, but other airings replace it with animation from a bit later on from when another Ralph says, "Alright, buddy, what's the hurry?"
*One of the Ralphs crashing into a building setting the truck on fire with multiple Ralph clones (who are also on fire) exiting the truck was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Zia talking about her flashing her boobs on a website called unripemelons.com was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson==== 
*A person on the plane sipping from a dead animal's eye was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer being gagged by the airport security guards was edited in Channel 4 airings so it happens off-screen.
*In the Gut Check intro, the stars of the American flag impaling a panda, an alien and a Canadian Mountie was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in certain airings.
*Homer telling his viewers to hoard their toilet paper and shoot the mailman was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in certain airings.
*Homer saying he made love on his honeymoon to Ted Nugent's music was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in certain airings.
*Ted Nugent cutting an elk open and shooting Ned with his bow and arrow was cut in Channel 4 airings. Certain airings leave in Ted cutting open the elk and Ned first entering, but cut away just before Ted shoots his bow and arrow at Ned.
* Ted Nugent hanging Martin by his foot from a tree was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in certain airings.
*Homer's line, "What is this, some kind of bicentennial lemon party?" was cut in Channel 4 airings, similar to Mr. Burns' line about the gay bar having a "lemon party" on "Flaming Moe". However, some airings change the line to, "What is this, some kind of bicentennial party?"
*Homer strangling Bart (with Marge telling him "no strangling on school days") was cut in Channel 4 airings, while certain airings just shorten the strangulation.
====The D'oh-cial Network====
* A shop with the name "Nouveau Bitch" was digitally edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the word "bitch".
*Jimbo beating up Bart while he's hanging from a tree was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Brandine preparing to smoke from a bong was cut in Channel 4 airings, though a frame showing part of the bong was left in.
*Both instances of a head-cleaver being used in the video game being played in the school computer lab were cut in Channel 4 airings.
*In the "Show's Too Short" story, Bart setting Homer's hair on fire was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, Homer headbutting a security guard in the couch gag wasn't cut, nor was the Winklevoss twins making out with each other.
====Moe Goes from Rags to Riches==== 
*Various sheep being shown dead with blood was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Mr. Burns actually killing the sheep.
*The townsfolk beating up Mr. Burns' hanged corpse was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Mr. Burns accidentally getting hanged in the first place.
*Chief Wiggum mentioning that there was half a kilo of heroin in his car was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite these edits, illustrations of Mr. Burns decapitating a man and marrying his sister weren't cut, not was Mr. Burns shooting more sheep, Homer having his head smashed against the door, Nelson decapitating a cutout version of Lisa, a scene showing the severed heads of Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney on plates, a British person being decapitated with an axe, or Homer using a knife to remove a wart from his toe.
====The Daughter Also Rises====
*A man in a car saying to Homer, “Lucky bastard.” then telling a woman that he was talking to himself was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Lisa calling Nick the "crack head" was cut in Channel 4 airings, despite it referring to Nick as the person she met through the cracked booth and not drugs, but is uncut in evening airings.
* Nelson using candy cigarettes was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Homer decapitating Ned in the dream was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings, while the later scene of Homer hanging Ned's decapitated head on a tree and playing with it was cut in all airings.
*Nelson using a Twix candy bar like a cigar was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*The Spanish Maury Povich show mentioning a "crack baby" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
====At Long Last Leave====
*The couch gag showing all the couch gags from the first 499 episodes all at once was edited on Channel 4 to remove the one from "Treehouse of Horror VI" that shows the Simpsons hanging from nooses and cuts the end of the couch gag where the mosaic of couch gag stills falls away and reveals Homer and Bart strangling each other while wearing tuxedos. Both scenes are uncut in evening and early morning airings, though the strangulation part is shortened slightly.
*Lisa saying, "I could see a planetarium show without the secondhand marijuana!" was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove "...without the secondhand marijuana!"
*Bart asking Homer how they can get fuel, and Homer saying they can get it from private plane crashes was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening and early morning airings.
*Julian Assange talking to the Simpsons was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening and early morning airings.
*Homer saying, "Eh, there's no sex like fugitive sex." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Chief Wiggum asking Mayor Quimby if he can spray Jerk Off on him was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer telling Carl to let Maggie slice the tip of his ear off so that she falls asleep was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The shot of a plane with the banner "MOVE TO THE OUTLANDS - A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE DRUGS AND SHOOT THINGS" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening and early morning airings.
====Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart====
*Sideshow Mel saying that Apu keeps his ice cream next to the motor oil and Nelson saying that he gives cigarettes to kids was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying "Oh my God! A Marge birthday where I have sex!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Paula saying "Screw you, Marge Simpson!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Milhouse spraying blue spray paint inside his mouth was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====How I Wet Your Mother====
* The shot of Homer's angry texts from work was edited in Channel 4 airings to replace "SCRU U 4EVER" with another "U R A F@WAD", though the original text can still be seen in the earlier wide shot.
*Homer saying, “Karma’s a bitch, karma!” was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying, "Oh, why can't I cork my wang-wine?" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*Homer and Marge trying to have sex with Homer wearing a diaper was cut in Channel 4 airings. Evening airings edit the scene to only cut Homer telling Marge "It's not the diaper. It's what's inside." (though not Homer's suggestive thrusting after that part), but other airings cut the whole scene.
*Homer strangling Bart in the therapist's room was shortened in Channel 4 airings, though not Bart being strangled by a chair in another dream.
*Ned getting crushed by a tractor in Homer’s fantasy was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
*The Moes being crushed by the gears was shortened in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings.
====Them, Robot====
*Lenny and Carl dropping paper clips down Homer’s throat was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns saying that anyone who tests positive for narcotics will be terminated, followed by Homer, Lenny and Carl saying goodbye to Lang-Soo, who is smoking opium, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer taking antidepressants was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Lenny licking a toad was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe trying to shoot himself was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Barney doing his stripper three-card monte routine was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut him saying "Where's the wiener?", though Barney saying that he's become a stripper due to economic difficulties (much like the men in the movie The Full Monty) wasn't cut.
*The robots sawing part of Homer's head off was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the robot at the end committing suicide by pressing his self-destruct button wasn't cut.
====Beware My Cheating Bart==== 
*Shawna bringing Bart to an abandoned shop and showing him her boobs, then Bart thinking about them while having dinner was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Millhouse getting run over by a taxi driver was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart saying, "Then go back to Jimbo and show him every boob you've got!" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to "Then go back to Jimbo!"
**Despite this, the word "wank" was not cut from Lenny saying that the fifth season of Stranded "was a complete wank."
====A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again====
* Bart saying "Oh, Snowball II!" while holding a knife was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge and Homer having sex on the cruise was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* A passenger on the cruise saying that he cannibalized someone was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====The Spy Who Learned Me==== 
*Stradivarius Cain snapping someone's neck was cut on Channel 4 airings.
*Stradivarius Cain shooting someone had the scene cropped to get rid of blood around the dead body on Channel 4 airings.
* Stradivarius Cain tossing someone off a building and the victim being impaled was cut on Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings. However, this was shown cut in an evening airing from 2018.
*Homer thinking, "Marge is pissed!" was cut in Channel 4 airings, but is uncut in evening airings. However, this was shown cut in an evening airing in 2018.
*Lewis firing a gun in class was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The sound effects of Homer getting pistol-whipped by the blue-eyed man, and later the blue-eyed woman knocking out the blue-eyed man with her high heel were muted in Channel 4 airings.
*Huffnpufflalaus being shot by Stradivarius Cain was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Nelson beating up the students in Springfield Elementary School was shortened in Channel 4 airings. In evening airings, only Nelson bashing the heads of Wendell and Database together was cut, but in other time slots, all violence except Nelson first punching Martin was cut. However, this was shown with the second variant in an evening airing from 2018.
====Ned 'N Edna's Blend Agenda ====
* The film producer saying that he blew his money on coke was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Ned's parents talking about how they got high off "reeferino" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Lisa Goes Gaga====
* Ned saying "Unless you're gonna slap some wieners on those, turn 'em off!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the part about wieners.
*Lady Gaga saying "Bastards!" was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
===Season 24===
====Moonshine River====
*A couple saying they'll be doing it on Flanders' bed, New York style was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart rapping, "Rolling on my skateboard, pimping like a drug lord..." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The "Couch Gag Contest" segment at the end was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings, as the contest was only open for American and Canadian viewers.
**Despite this, the car accidents at the beginning weren't cut, nor was Moe dancing with an inflatable woman.
====Treehouse of Horror XXIII====
*Moe saying that if Homer sees his beating heart he should act surprised was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge talking about having sex with Moe was cut in Channel 4 airings and most of Moe's lines were also cut.
* Moe's head being kicked around like a football and then being impaled by a spike was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The Mayans crushing Homer underfoot was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The end of the "Paranormal Activity" spoof ("Unnormal Activity") where Homer offers to have a three-way with two demons to save Maggie's life was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart going back in time on "Homer and Bart's Excellent Adventure" had the background paused to get rid of flashing light effects in Sky Showcase airings.
==== Adventures in Baby-Getting====
*Carl saying he wraps his penis (which he refers to as his "plums") in tin-foil was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Marge telling Homer that they'll "try it tonight", with Homer thinking in his mind that "try it" means "sex" wasn't cut, nor was Bart reading a Playdude magazine, with a naked woman on the front cover (but with her boobs cut out), and the sign for "KRUSTY'S HOT TUB" showing a woman lifting her bra up for Krusty, with Krusty using binoculars to look at her boobs.
==== Gone Abie Gone ====
* Rita LaFleur saying that she got super addicted to heroin (and then sighing and snoring) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Penny-Wiseguys ====
* Bart sniffing shoe spray was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Lenny saying that Carl would rather do the prettiest dude in the world than the ugliest broad was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Dan's sexual reactions when Homer is tying him up, and saying that he's into a lot of weird stuff was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Santa's Little Helper humping Grampa's leg wasn't cut, nor was any of the mob violence such as Dan attempting to stab Legs' hands with a knife and him dodging it, or any of the gun use.
====A Tree Grows in Springfield====
*Duffman saying, "Screw it!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty mistaking Mr. Teeny for a girl, but then saying he's just a bottom was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Santa's Little Helper eating a mushroom hidden under the carpet and getting high from it wasn't cut, nor was Homer looking for a video on his MyPad of a kid high on a dentist's gas.
====The Day the Earth Stood Cool====
*The scene at the sexual harassment seminar where an HR representative explains that there’s no workplace-appropriate use for the word 'bazooms', followed by Carl asking, "What about 'thunderbags'?" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the callback to this scene (where Homer says, "No one judges my wife's thunderbags!", adding that he may have been wrong about the people at the seminar) wasn't cut.
**Despite this, the newspaper headline, "Housewife Clicks Weather Bookmark, Finds Porn" wasn't cut, nor was Homer saying, "And these skinny jeans will have flattened my junk for nothing!", Comic Book Guy's shop being replaced by the "Taschen" shop (which is implied to sell pornographic magazines), Bart saying, "Screw that!", or anything in the subplot about breastfeeding.
====To Cur, with Love====
*Homer adding a brothel to his game was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer drinking cheese-scented window cleaner was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Grampa saying that Homer and Bongo went together like Christmas and suicidal thoughts was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*In Homer's story, Grampa cutting off Santa's finger (which then turns into a candy cane) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The sign for the Republican Party Headquarters changing to "RAPE NOW BAD" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A man at the Springfield Billionaires Club putting a gun to his head was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Homer Goes to Prep School====
*The violence in the video that Lloyd shows Homer was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying he'd slash his wrists, but he didn't know how without an electric knife was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Disco Stu putting a gun to his head after his disco music stops was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Chief Wiggum preparing to hang Snake after the electric chair doesn't work (due to the EMP) wasn't cut, nor was Homer telling Bart to write down which celebrities were rumoured to gay for future generations, Homer saying that they'll save the Springfield residents from having sex for procreation, or Chalmers saying that he drinks his own urine.
====A Test Before Trying====
*Krusty telling a woman that he needs to see her topless was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart imagining a destroyed Springfield Elementary School with Skinner being hanged from a noose was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*In Bart's dream, Mrs. Krabappel wishing she was a hooker was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Changing of the Guardian====
*Portia mistaking Homer's offer for her and Mav to do "swinging" (as in swing the kids) for an offer to have sex was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer using a donut like a drug was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart complaining about his elbow touching Homer's junk when they play Twister wasn't cut, nor was Homer being offended by Carl's use of the phrase "surface hoar" (implying that he thought he said "whore"), the cool grandfather saying that he'll jump in a volcano once he becomes a burden, or Homer strangling Bart.
====Love is a Many-Splintered Thing====
* Bart telling Mary that on the seesaw he'll "stay down there for as long as you want" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The appearance of Joe Clabby, a man interested in Mary (despite the age gap between them), was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart saying he thought he was calling the Suicide Not-line was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A person saying that he got his kid hooked on pot (and later saying that he used to smoke pot with his kid at a club called Roxie) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Homer strangling Bart in front of Milhouse wasn't cut, nor was Homer preparing to hang himself.
====Hardly Kirk-ing====
* The couch gag was edited in Channel 4 airings so that Homer's throat being slashed happened offscreen.
*Milhouse saying, "It says those are for her pleasure." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Milhouse buying "magazines with boobs" for the bullies wasn't cut.
====Gorgeous Grampa==== 
*Homer looking through channels on TV was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove "Porn Hoarders", "Skunk People", "Meth Boss" and "Porn Hoarders: Texas".
*Marge complaining about Helen "bragging about her he-she cousin" was edited after the initial airing to change "he-she" to "transgender". The edited version of the line is included on Disney+ and Channel 4 airings.
*The "High to be Loathed" song was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove a line, "Never was keen on booze, don’t take cocaine or Mary Jane."
*Rich Texan saying, "That cocaine I ordered is taking forever!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns describing Glamorous Godfrey as "America’s original vainglorious bastard" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, nothing was cut from the subplot of the Simpsons thinking that Grampa is gay until they discover that he used to be a heel wrestler.
====Black-Eyed, Please==== 
*Homer doing drugs with Ned's parents was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The words "semen" and "whoremonger" in the Bible were cut in Channel 4 airings, though not "harlot".
*Smithers randomly appearing and saying, "What's this about a fisting?" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Flanders telling Homer "I'm insisting on a fisting!"
*Ned's dad saying that he slipped a little (mimics smoking) into Homer and Ned's brownies was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the art teacher's name (Dick Testiclees) wasn't cut.
====Dark Knight Court====
*Otto smoking Easter grass like marijuana was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====What Animated Women Want====
*This episode is only shown post-watershed on Channel 4, due to strong sexual content (Homer trying to put the spice back in his marriage to Marge by buying sex toys and creating a "snuggle dungeon").
==== Pulpit Friction ====
* Otto inhaling bug spray was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Moe and Lindsey Naegle making out wasn't cut.
====Whiskey Business====
*This episode only airs after watershed hours in the UK, due to frequent scenes and references to Moe attempting suicide.
====The Fabulous Faker Boy====
*Rich Texan saying that a cowboy hat means he's ashamed of his small penis was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== The Saga of Carl ====
* An Icelandic man asking another Icelandic man about his gonorrhoea was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Homer saying he was watching "soft-core tennis" wasn't cut, nor was Moe saying he chose the number 3 as his lottery number because it's the number of brothers and sisters he "Hunger Games-ed in the womb", Homer having the number 69 as his lottery number (adding that no one knows why people laugh when that number is said), Lou and Dr. Hibbert being used as replacement for Carl (presumably due to race) or Homer mentioning a "lesbian prime minister" as one of the things the Icelandic people have had to endure.
====Dangers on a Train====
*A reference to a medical marijuana stand being placed instead of the train, and later Otto offering Lisa a joint he got from there was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The line in the Sassy Madison advert, "Her relationship spousal, had zero arousal." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge starting a letter with, "Dear horny in Haverbrook..." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Rev. Lovejoy receiving a text from Helen, and saying that the happy moment has been "derailed by the bipolar express" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart being decapitated by a pillow in the final sketch segment wasn't cut.
===Season 25 ===
==== Homerland ====
* Annie Crawford saying, "I can give you incredible sex." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer saying that the eco-friendly activists wanted gas, grass, or ass, and that he had the ass was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, one of Bart's medications being called "Crystal Math" wasn't cut, nor was Homer and Marge making out in their bed with Homer "moving his body", Annie Crawford hallucinating after taking pills, or a sign at the power plant that looked like Mr. Burns sniffing someone's butt.
====Treehouse of Horror XXIV====
*The special Guillermo del Toro intro showcasing sci-fi, fantasy, and horror references was edited in Channel 4 airings to edit the following:
**The people with guns shooting zombies' brains out and one of them being eaten was cut.
**Lenny being decapitated (and pouring coffee down the hole in his neck) after Carl throws on his Blade disguise and goes after Homer was cut.
***Despite this, Ralph being decapitated by the Jebediah Springfield statue head wasn't cut, nor was a giant monster version of Chief Wiggum eating Lard Lad, Mr. Burns eating a fairy version of Smithers, Milhouse being eaten by a larger version of Blinky after a haunted car runs him off a bridge, or the couch gag showing Homer staggering in with a bleeding head injury before Lisa gets sucked into the couch and falls into another dimension.
*On "Oh, The Places You'll D'oh!":
**Homer saying, "Your peanuts are pawed through, your beer smells like skunk, and you just pissed off the wrong fat, furry drunk!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
***Despite this, Homer nearly cutting Moe's throat right after wasn't cut, nor was Comic Book Guy wearing a sexy Catwoman costume and realizing it's Halloween; Homer snapping Mr. Burns' neck and serving him at a homeless shelter's annual dinner, Martin being tied up and dunked in "Feeblenerd Oil" by the bullies, Homer dressed in a Guy Fawkes mask and blowing up a government building (along with the line, "Oh, the Fat in the Hat has some anger issues/And some highly unusual political views..."), Sideshow Bob decapitating Krusty, the line about the Fat in the Hat committing "aggravated flufluffel-cide" and killing Ralph, Maggie stabbing and killing Homer (the Fat in the Hat) with an umbrella, and the end card that reads that the Fat in the Hat will return in the next story, "The Fat in the Hat Pledges a Frat", which shows The Fat in the Hat blindfolded and about to get spanked with a paddle.
*On "Dead and Shoulders":
**Bart trying and failing to decapitate Lisa with Skinner's car was cut in Channel 4 airings.
***Despite this, Bart being decapitated in the first place wasn't cut, nor was Homer strangling Bart and accidentally decapitating him when conjoined to Lisa and sticking his head back on him with a piece of chewing gum or Bart and Lisa conjoined trying to use buzzsaws to decapitate one of the heads.
*On "Freaks No Geeks":
**Mr. Burns being shown dead on a noose was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Four Regrettings and a Funeral ====
* In the Hobbit-themed couch gag, a woman in a cave saying to Moe, "No sex without a ring!" and disappearing after Moe puts the ring on her finger was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The biography that Chip Davis wrote about Hans Moleman ("Magnificent Bastard: The Lives and Loves of Hans Moleman") was digitally altered in Channel 4 airings to read, "The Lives and Loves of Hans Moleman".
* A Republican congressman saying, "At the time, I didn't know it was illegal to sex up a cow on the Capitol steps." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Homer nearly drowning in the pool with his bowling ball wasn't cut, nor was Rich Texan's family shooting a load of guns at Bart's balloon basket, Mr. Burns making out with the other woman, or a man being shot down with a gun that Chief Wiggum said "wasn't very good".
==== Yolo ====
* Eduardo watching Homer and Marge jump on the bed outside their house, Flanders coming to him and asking him what he was doing, with Eduardo saying he was "watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Labor Pains ====
* Homer saying, "This simulation has been brought to you by your brain, a subsidiary of your penis." was changed to "This simulation has been brought to you by your brain" on Channel 4 airings.
* Lisa showing the cheerleaders a webcam hidden in the grass (which has been recording upskirt shots of them without their knowledge and consent) was cut on Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Homer taking out Moe (as the Loch Ness monster) with an anchor in the couch gag wasn't cut, nor was Lenny having cards stuck into his back after being pushed by Moe, Scratchy's head exploding in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, the violence of Marge beating Homer with a bat in the simulation, or Marge overhearing Homer saying, "Ooh, baby, shake it! Ooh, Homer like!" in the other woman's apartment.
==== The Kid is All Right ====
* Homer strangling Bart was shortened in Channel 4 airings, and the part where Bart becomes unconscious due to Homer's strangling was cut.
==== Yellow Subterfuge==== 
*The line in Skinner's Western theme, "When you spit/He's got the balls" was cut on Channel 4, and the gun violence against Dolph in the same scene was edited to cut away before blood is shown.
*Krusty saying, "At least let me sniff my coke out of the floor mats!" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to "At least let me sniff my floor mats!"
*The Jamaican version of The Itchy & Scratchy Show (The Itchem and Scratchem Blow), where Itchy burns and smokes Scratchy like marijuana, was cut on Channel 4. The theme song was also drastically cut short to the last part, completely removing the lyrics, "They smoke/And toke/They smoke and toke and smoke/Ha!/Smoke smoke smoke/Toke toke toke".
*Skinner imagining Chief Wiggum having him and Mayor Quimby hanged from nooses was cut on Channel 4.
*Skinner's fake ID that has his name down as Dick Fiddler was digitally altered to "D Fiddler" on Channel 4, and all other uses of that being his name were cut, including a scene where he was trapped inside a bag of potatoes and Homer saying that Dick Fiddler is allergic.
*One of the foreign Krustys saying they should cut off Krusty's "hey-heys" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, there were no edits to Skinner imagining himself being incarcerated in an Old West whorehouse filled with prostitutes who look like his mother or the Italian version of SpongeBob SquarePants where Spunga Roberto gives Squidardo a land mine or anything from the scene where Agnes' death was faked where she had a knife in her back and jelly faked to look like blood.
==== White Christmas Blues ====
* In the intro, Homer tossing a candy cane to Otto, who then uses it like a drug was cut in Channel 4 airings. A similar edit was later made in season 29's "Gone Boy" (though in that episode, Homer tossing the candy cane to Otto was left in).
* The violent Itchy & Scratchy cartoon at the start of the episode and Krusty trying to stop it from being shown was cut entirely in Channel 4 airings.
* The video game "Frosty the Hitman" was shortened in Channel 4 airings to remove all of the violence before he reaches the many DVDs.
* Homer thinking the bags of seeds Lisa gets him for Christmas are bags of weed was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite these cuts, the advertisement for "North Pole Dancing" with a sign saying "Santa Sits On Your Lap" wasn't cut, nor was the short "King Winter Feasts on his Children" or a small accountant being told, "I imagine for small business." after saying that he is an accountant.
====Steal This Episode====
*Homer saying to his penis, "I'll do that thing you like." when he's trying to pee was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The line in the perfume commercial, "Also available in 'Arctic Slut', 'Morning After Melon' and 'Elon Musk'." was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying that a man in the theatre was sexting was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A person in Hollywood rolling up Marge's dollar bills and using it to snort powder was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
*The poster for the film "Sex Friends" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Marge asking if a fondler was in the neighborhood when she stumbles upon the FBI raiding Homer's backyard theatre wasn't cut, nor was Gratman saying he was hoping to stage Homer's prison suicide, a prisoner on the prison bus saying he's in for drug trafficking, and Judd Apatow mentioning people who use computers to erase or enhance nipples.
==== Married to the Blob ====
* Kumiko telling Homer that he looks like the Mr. Sparkle face, followed by telling him that drinking detergent is a popular method of suicide in Japan was cut on Channel 4 airings.
* Yutaka saying that Comic Book Guy's shop was full of "non-pornographic manga" was cut down to just "manga" on Channel 4 airings.
* The ghost of Yutaka's wife saying that Yutaka promised her a double suicide was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Specs and the City ====
* Carl saying that the VP of Personnel at the Power Plant is doing his girlfriend was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The boy in the Firstline documentary dying of an overdose on little candy hearts was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer (who is wearing his Oogle Goggles) and Marge making out under the bed covers was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
* The sign at Krusty Burger that reads, "WELCOME RECOVERING ANOREXICS!" was cropped out of the shot in Channel 4 airings.
==== Diggs ====
* Most of the Triplets of Belleville-esque couch gag was cut in Channel 4 airings, cutting everything between the lights coming on and Bart stuffing the goose to death with a "Make Your Own Foie Gras" kit.
* Otto giving Bart something to eat that will make him "forget about the other stuff", which leads to Bart's pupils dilating and constricting (implying that Otto gave him drugs) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart telling the family about meeting Diggs, Homer saying that Bart's found "his Moe", and that he'll end up "getting your version of baked on your version of pot listening to your version of Journey" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Freedom stealing Selma's bra wasn't cut, nor was Diggs attempting to fly and ending up in the hospital over it.
==== The Man Who Grew Too Much ====
* Rod saying, "We won't have sex until we're married!" with Todd adding on, "To each other!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Sideshow Bob's face falling off, leading to Maggie trying to suck it before Bob puts it back on was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Jimbo saying that three days ago, Homer and Marge made the blob with two backs (referring to them having sex) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Jimbo saying that Homer and Marge are "practically doing it here" when Homer and Marge are holding each other, followed by Kearney imagining Homer and Marge as finger puppets making out was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the earlier scene of Marge's two finger puppets making out (caused by them getting stuck together and Marge trying to separate them), ending with the female puppet's shirt being ripped off by the male puppet, wasn't cut.
* Chief Wiggum talking about his problems with teens and sex was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Lenny saying that he doesn't see Middle Eastern people getting violent about premarital sex was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Marge saying she's uncomfortable "talking about S-E-X with K-I-D-S" wasn't cut, nor was Jimbo and Shauna "tonguing", Homer confusing a sexual harassment seminar for a psych class, Jimbo saying that he'd "have a shot with Mabel Maybe", Bart laughing about the phrase "homo erectus" or the scene of Sideshow Bob attempting suicide by jumping off of the bridge (and failing because he gave himself gills).
==== The Winter of His Content ====
* Two of the family members being decapitated in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer saying, "You won't feel so bollixed once my Social Security checks start coming!", and Marge saying that they're not coming for another 29 years was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Kearney saying that Dolph's "gay for the ground" when he says he's going to kiss it, then Dolph saying that Kearney's "gay for homophobia", which makes Kearney "gay for tolerance" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Homer and Marge making out for a while at the beginning wasn't cut, nor was Wilbur saying that he doesn't want to sit around "like Prince Charles waiting for the Queen to die" (especially around the time that Queen Elizabeth actually did die in 2022).
==== The War of Art ====
* Homer describing kettle corn as "the heroin of the farmer's market" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee ====
* The close up of the TV screen on the plane advertising three shows for Premium HBO (Hung, Bored to Death, and Enlightened) was cut in Channel 4 airings, due to the implied sexual nature of the image for Hung (a man pulling a sock up his bare leg, with a woman wearing a skirt behind him).
* A person on the Bribe-Cam holding up a baggie of cocaine was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* In Teleboobies, the letter Xoxchitla is dancing next to ("C") gaining a bar in the middle (similar to getting an erection), and Bart saying, "Man, Krusty should get some of these letters." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Luca$ ====
* Moe saying, "I just caught two senators doin' it in the alley." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "doin' it".
* A bird being shot was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* After Homer says that he's got a date with his daughter, Cletus adding, "Yeah, we all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Snake discussing the "suicide by cop" murder technique with Chief Wiggum was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The waiter at the restaurant saying, "I'm not French, I'm just pissy." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
==== Days of Future Future ====
* Marge pulling Homer on the screen out before clicking eject (with him saying "That hurts like a mother…!" before being cut off) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* A goat being slaughtered by a dinosaur was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The exterior shot of the Hard Lad nightclub was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart being shown topless in bed with Miss Hoover was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not anything else from that montage.
* Moe saying, "I can't tell if that was love, suicide, or a really boring video game." after Marge joins Homer in the screen was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "suicide".
** Despite this, the entire montage of Homer's many deaths at the start of the episode was left in entirely. Also not cut was Robot Homer looking down at his private area and asking where his junk was, then finding a package on the floor with it, a zombie biting Milhouse's arm, Jimbo using a lightsaber to slash Zombie Milhouse or Zombie Milhouse using Chief Ralph Wiggum to knock out the three bullies (and then throwing him down).
==== What to Expect When Bart's Expecting ====
* Barney swallowing fire and then using oxygen to put it out (which causes an explosion) was cut in Channel 4 airings, and similar incidents happening immediately afterwards were also cut.
* Bart casting voodoo spells on his art teacher, and later a couple, which get them pregnant, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer saying, "I just need to facilitate some horse intercourse." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The two horses starting to make out off-screen was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Homer strangling Bart in the couch gag wasn't cut, nor was "Sex in the Batmobile" being suggested for a drink name, Kirk assuming that the Hispanic street cleaner has the name "José", Homer strangling Bart in the tent or Homer moving one of the mob's guns up to his head.
==== Pay Pal ====
* The Itchy & Scratchy cartoon "Catatouille" was cut mostly entirely in Channel 4 airings.
* The "Ride in Dryer" (showing Ralph riding in a dryer) and "Whig Party of Springfield" attractions at the block party were cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Wallis Wilkes-John saying the word "meth" in her state of melancholy was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart saying that people playing jazz had to take drugs was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Homer fighting Booth Wilkes-John wasn't cut.
==== The Yellow Badge of Cowardge ====
* Young Homer having his head set on fire by playing with sparklers was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Giuseppe finding crystal meth in Cletus' gunpowder, making Cletus wonder what he sold to some Columbian drug lords, and then an explosion happening behind him (causing him to start feuding with the drug lords again) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Grampa naming "the Poor Buggers of Meatloaf Ridge" as some of the men he let down was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, a pig exploding in Cletus and Brandine's yard wasn't cut, nor was Old Jewish Man saying, "After Korea, I was drowning in boobies."
===Season 26===
====The Wreck of the Relationship====
*In the Project: After Party trailer, one of the guests giving the middle finger was edited on all subsequent broadcasts (both in America and overseas) to blur out the middle finger.
====Treehouse of Horror XXV====
* This episode only airs post-watershed on Channel 4, due to graphic violence and the scene of Marge committing suicide by sticking her head in a gas oven. In contrast, Sky Showcase aired this episode, but cut Marge's suicide scene.
====Simpsorama====
*Homer ripping apart three Bart monsters before picking up Bart and attempting to rip him apart also was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Blazed and Confused====
*Two versions of the scene where Principal Skinner interviews Mr. Lassen for the fourth grade teacher position exists: one where Mr. Lassen cuts his cheek open with a letter opener on Principal Skinner's desk after Skinner asks Lassen about the scar he got, and another where Mr. Lassen has a bandage on his face and shows Skinner the scar by peeling off the bandage (though the sound of cutting and bloodshed is still heard in that version). While the American broadcast (and even Disney+) uses the "Lassen cuts his cheek" scene, Sky Showcase in the UK uses the "Lassen peels off the bandage" scene instead. In contrast, Channel 4 doesn't use either scene. Since they had the "cheek cutting" version, they opted to edit that scene, which caused the interview sequence to go from Lassen's line about how he was kicked out of a Shelbyville private school for duct-taping kids to the wall to Skinner immediately hiring him.
*Bart getting electrocuted by the plasma ball after Mr. Lassen sets it to "agonizing" was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, Marge getting drugged wasn't cut, nor was Mr. Lassen swallowing his cigarette and putting out the match with his eye after the secretary tells him that he's not allowed to smoke in the office, Nelson telling Mr. Lassen that his mom is an exotic dancer at "A Touch of Class", but "the 'CL' fell off" (with Mr. Lassen saying that "there was never a CL"), Mr. Lassen smashing Milhouse's face into a hole in the wall, and Mr. Lassen chasing after Bart with a flaming tuba at Blazing Guy.
====Bart's New Friend====
*The end of the Goldilocks couch gag with Homer being eaten was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Walking Big & Tall====
* The first 14 of Homer's hateful names for fat people were cut in Sky Showcase airings due to one of them being "fat bastard".
**Despite this, the callback to the now-banned episode "Stark Raving Dad", where Bart was surprised that he was allowed to spend the night with some crazy man, was not cut.
====The Princess Guide====
*A guy on one of Mr. Burns's cameras putting his head around a noose was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====Sky Police====
* Wiggum mincing two graffiti artists was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* "The Mumbai Institute of Tantric Sex" was edited in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings to remove the "tantric sex" part.
====Mathlete's Feat====
* Krusty mistaking the word "math" for "meth" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
===Season 27===
====Every Man's Dream ====
*The Itchy & Scratchy cartoon "Remember the Alimony" was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
*The chalkboard of craft beers including the flavor "Humble Bastard" was digitally erased in Channel 4 airings.
*Candace drugging Homer's beer was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
*During the montage, Homer taking drugs from Cletus was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====Puffless==== 
*All the scenes of Homer using bleach to blind himself after seeing Patty naked in the shower were cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings. Sky Showcase also cut Homer walking in on Patty naked in the shower.
====Halloween of Horror==== 
*This episode debuted on Sky Showcase post-watershed due to scenes of strong violence, horror, sex, and references to substance abuse (Dickie abusing glow stick juice and fog machine smoke).
*Dickie saying "Cuz I'm still coming down from huffin' all that glow stick juice, man!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Dickie and his friends inhaling the fog machine was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*One line in NC-17 Halloween referring to "bondage Frankenstein" and a "steampunk orgy" (with Chief Wiggum and Sarah Wiggum as Frankensteins and Ms. Hoover trying to hit on Professor Frink) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The cops coming back from the party wearing sexual costumes was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, other parts in "NC-17 Halloween" weren't cut, including the line "Drunken hobbits hit on slutty crayons!", Patty and Selma smoking off a hookah, and Luanne shaking her boobs. Also, a use of the word "scrotum" elsewhere in the episode was left in.
====Treehouse of Horror XXVI==== 
* This episode only airs post-watershed on Channel 4, due to graphic violence.
*Most of Sideshow Bob's attempts of murdering Bart from the first segment were cut in Sky Showcase airings. An airing in 2023 reinstated all the violence, but cut Sideshow Bob exiting the Black Arts Building and saying, "Those bastards know how to par-tay!", then being turned into a frog and saying, "I feel like a bad New Yorker cartoon."
====Lisa with an "S"====
*Bart suggesting that Lisa may be drugged out, and Marge saying that she isn't was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The album covers for 'Laney Butchers the Beatles' and 'Rehab Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' were cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite these edits, Moe relabeling 'Gin' as 'Ginger Ale', etc., to trick a sober Barney into getting drunk, wasn't cut.
====Paths of Glory====
*The steam-powered barber chair decapitating the person inside was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Jimbo's answer to Shauna saying "What doesn't make you hot." ("Alcoholic step-dads.") was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart shoving the choking device inside his mouth while in a pirate outfit was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, the scenes at Hooters weren't cut.
====Barthood====
*Most of the scene where Homer and Chief Wiggum smoke weed was cut in Channel 4 airings, while Sky Showcase just edits Chief Wiggum smoking weed.
** Despite this, Bart asking Homer, "Why is blood red?" as it pours out of Homer's ear wasn't cut, nor was Bart making out with Sherri.
====The Girl Code====
*Conrad saying, "Your species is on the precipice of turning into complete and utter wankers." was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4====
* Homer and Marge making out on Homer's work desk was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A lady at the Retirement Castle attempting to hang herself with a scarf she knitted was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====Gal of Constant Sorrow==== 
*This episode debuted on Sky Showcase post-watershed, as the episode centers on Lisa meeting a homeless woman with a heroin addiction. The episode has, however, started to air in normal time slots, and it's not even pin-locked for content.
*Lisa looking through Baskin' Lee Boggs albums was cut in Channel 4 airings, due to the last one featuring blood on the pick axe.
*Hettie talking about shooting her parents in the face in a drugged stupor was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Hettie asking for OxyContin and saying that she may shoot someone in the face was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, one mention of Hettie doing heroin wasn't cut.
====Lisa the Veterinarian====
*Marge seeing some human remains was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, several children cracking their heads open on a wall wasn't cut, nor was Chief Wiggum opening the door to find a very large amount of blood.
====Orange is the New Yellow==== 
*In the Donna Reed Show reference at the end, a cross-dressed Homer giving Maggie a bottle of gin was cut in Channel 4 airings.
===Season 28===
====Friends and Family==== 
* Smithers saying that the Internet has a lot of pornography was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns watching "dragon porn" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns imagining a naked Marge with her breasts and crotch blacked out was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Mr. Burns asking a doctor if he can buy euthanasia as a gift (and the doctor telling him "No!") wasn't cut.
====The Town====
* Jay saying, "Frigging doorknobs!" was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not another Boston fan saying, "This place has got more knobs than a hardware store!".
====Treehouse of Horror XXVII====
*Fox New Zealand refused to air the episode at 7pm and offered for a different timeslot, due to the extreme cartoon violence (some of which involve children being murdered).
*This episode also only airs post-watershed on Sky Showcase and Channel 4, also due to extreme cartoon violence with children either committing violence or being the victim of it.
*Japan has banned this episode, also due to its scenes of violence involving children.
====Trust But Clarify====
*Kent saying he's thinking dark and suicidal thoughts was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*One of the former anchors attempting to hang himself with his mic was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====There Will Be Buds==== 
*Kirk asking Homer where the craziest place was that he and Marge ever "did it" was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours. Originally, Homer asking why he'd want Kirk's vape, Kirk telling him not to worry as Marge wasn't there and Homer saying, "What?" were cut, but these particular parts were later added back in.
*The appearances of the Not Hookers, Pole Cats, and Juicy Wang strip clubs were cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*Homer saying, "Okay, all I got to do is go in, get the pervert, and bring him back to a park full of children." was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*Kirk getting off his chair, which peels off to leave his body shape in the chair was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours.
*Wise Guy saying, "12 lap dances an hour, times three girls, times 56 hours, pole tax, glitter recycling fee." was cut in Channel 4 airings, during watershed hours, but was later added back in.
**Despite this, the recurring joke about peoples' arms breaking wasn't cut, nor was anything else in the strip club scene.
====Havana Wild Weekend====
*Grampa's pleasured reaction after seeing his younger self in the car mirror, then the driver telling him that he had a "Cuba-gasm" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*A golfer saying, "Screw you!" was muted in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, the name of the show "Vulture's Nest" being written out with a dead animal's guts surrounded by blood wasn't cut, nor were the criminals walking behind Homer at the Cuban customs (with some of them carrying what's implied to be cocaine), and the passengers on the plane being knocked out with knockout gas.
====Dad Behavior====
*Grampa saying, "Everyone's making whoopee and hanky-panky. A few are even having sex." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The violent zombie game was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, the nonstandard opening sequence involving the family dying wasn't cut.
====The Last Traction Hero====
*In Homer's fantasy, a German woman saying, "If you need me, I'll be in your schpankenbank." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying, "And now she needs me for nothing but sex. I'm the luckiest husband in the world!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the pan over the trail of Homer and Marge's clothing from sex wasn't cut.
==== Pork and Burns====
*Homer and Plopper getting abducted by a man in a sexual fetish costume driving a van was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Dr. Nick taking opioids was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, a fairy having her head chopped off by an Amazon drone wasn't cut, nor was a robot worker committing suicide by stabbing itself or Homer going to a medicinal marijuana clinic.
====The Great Phatsby====
=====Part 1 =====
*The scene that shows some of the characters onboard Hamptons Hackney was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Skinner voicing his confusion about the toilet payment system at Mr. Burns' party, and Burns saying he has to bring the chit from the applicable restroom to the purser was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Bart saying, "Boom!" after Lisa walks out of the ice cream shop was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The appearance of Jay G's plane covered in weed logos, bongs and pipes was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mr. Burns trying to sign his credit card with a felt-tip pen, then Burns and Jay G blowing on it to dry the ink was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Jay G saying, "Biatch!" in his song was cut in Channel 4 airings.
=====Part 2=====
* Mr. Burns telling Jazzy James to rap like his world is ending was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Snoop Dogg's recording booth being filled with (what's heavily implied to be) marijuana smoke wasn't cut.
====The Cad and the Hat====
*Nelson taking the bunny and the hammer home for dinner was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moe saying that he was just checking in on an alt-suicide subreddit was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the joke about Buzz Cola eating through Bart's insides, which it does so visibly at one point, wasn't cut, nor was Bart's denial having his neck snapped by Bart's guilt.
====Kamp Krustier====
* This episode only airs post-watershed on Channel 4, due to strong sex references and scenes centered around childhood trauma.
====22 For 30====
*Nelson saying, "Nothing but net! Which is what my mom wears in the strip club." was cut in Channel 4 airings. 
**Despite this, some violence such as Homer getting tasered, Bart being mysteriously shown with blood all over his face and constant strangling, wasn't cut, nor were instances of almost full-frontal nudity from Bart, implied gun violence, and multiple euphemisms for "penis".
====A Father's Watch==== 
*Bart making the dead frog's body dance while speaking in an Jamaican accent was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer leaving the pawn shop maniacally laughing was cut in Channel 4 airings due to the person behind the counter smoking in the background.
====The Caper Chase==== 
*Carl saying that Homer's not cut out to be a pedagogue, and Moe mistaking it for "pedophile" ("That's easy. You just got to register, stay away from playgrounds... oh, you said pedagogue.") was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Looking for Mr. Goodbart==== 
*The episode was banned in Russia due to the scene of Homer trying to play a Pokémon GO-esque cell phone game at church (which caused controversy in Russia).
*The Itchy & Scratchy cartoon was cut in Channel 4 airings to remove Itchy smashing a bottle over the head of one cat chef, Itchy stabbing another cat chef in the throat with it, and the part where a human chef shoots himself in the head. After the throat stab, the shot of the two injured cat chefs was zoomed in to remove the blood.
*The scene of Bart being confused about the British phrase "taking the piss" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, a person being stabbed in the hand with scissors wasn't cut, nor were the decapitations during the Peekimon song sequence.
==== Dogtown====
*The drawing of Gil hanging himself was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Anger Watkins saying, "I tried to inhale nitrous oxide to get fast. I ended up naked behind an appliance store!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
===Season 29===
====The Serfsons====
* The Serfsons looking at the pike with Ned's head on it was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The scenes with "genital snerfs" were cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, most of the violence (including blood and decapitations) wasn't cut, nor was the use of the word "harlot", jokes about incest, or Bart saying he's going to enjoy the golden age of cleavage.
====Springfield Splendor====
*Guthrie saying "Oh, those sons of Bs!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Whistler's Father====
*Quimby sheepishly asking Marge if she's a prostitute was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Mrs. Muntz appearing with a group of prostitutes and saying she "loves the new whorehouse smell" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, all of the other scenes at the brothel were left in. Also, one of the judges giving a (pixelated) middle finger was not cut.
====Treehouse of Horror XXVIII==== 
*This episode didn't air on 7mate in Australia at first due to graphic violence, but eventually aired as part of a TOH marathon in October 2018.
*The episode was also banned in Italy due to the Exorcist spoof "The Exor-Sis" (which contains supernatural horror and an off-color joke about Catholic priests being pedophiles) and the graphic violence/cannibalism in "MMM...Homer". Despite being banned, the Italian feed of Disney+ has this uncut and uncensored.
*Over in the UK, the following scenes were cut:
**A toy cowboy shooting himself in the head during Homer's Pazuzu lullaby was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Helen Lovejoy being impaled in the head by Maggie with a fire poker was edited in Channel 4 airings to shorten the sound effect.
** The priest's line "If you can't trust a Catholic priest with a child, who can you trust?" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Homer asking Ned "Do you have any spaghetti with my balls uh, meatballs?" and Ned asking him if he is eating forbidden fruit was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Two parts of Homer's auto-cannibalism montage (Homer cutting off his toes with a kitchen knife and pulling his brains out of his head) were cut.
***Despite this, Dr. Hibbert being stabbed in the throat with a thermometer wasn't cut, nor was Flanders' death in "The Exor-Sis" or Homer sawing his own arm off in "Mmm...Homer".
====Grampy Can Ya Hear Me====
*Grampa saying, "A call girl that kills me after?" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The choir voices in Skinner's head saying, "You poor bastard!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to replace "bastard" with another "loser".
====The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be==== 
*The talking trash can saying, "Thank you for the used porn." was edited in Channel 4 airings so that way it just says, "Thank you."
====Mr. Lisa's Opus====
*The Simpsons and Leon Kompowsky (the mental patient who thinks he's Michael Jackson from the now-banned season three episode "Stark Raving Dad") going inside Lisa's room on her 14th birthday was cut in Channel 4 airings. Despite this, a still of the scene was used as the thumbnail for the episode, and Kipp Lennon (who was the singing voice of Leon Kompowsky on "Stark Raving Dad" while the real Michael Jackson was the speaking voice of Leon Kompowsky, but, with the real Michael Jackson dead, Kipp Lennon now voices Kompowsky's singing and speaking voices) is still listed in the credits.
*Bart saying "Yeah, these girls want me to piss off their parents before they head home." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Gone Boy====
*Otto using a candy cane like a drug in the intro was cut in Channel 4 airings (similar to the edit made in season 25's "White Christmas Blues", though in that episode, Homer tossing the candy cane to Otto was also cut).
*Sideshow Bob hanging himself inside his dream was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Haw-Haw Land====
* Otto appearing at the conference with drugs was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Lisa's eyes showing a cupid being hanged was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Kearney saying "Bastard!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer talking on the phone with Cletus about meth was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* The Norwegian soldiers being attacked by the Scottish soldiers in Willie's story (including their heads being chopped off) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
** Despite this, Carl's line in the song about how working at the power plant has fried everything inside his pants wasn't cut, the appearances of the "Meth-Amatics" and "Assisted Suicide" stands at the conference (though the former is only seen in the background), and Bart being told by a man that he wants to show him something, leading to Bart mistaking him for a pervert.
==== Homer Is Where the Art Isn't====
*Megan saying "You smug son of a bitch!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to remove the word "bitch!"
====3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage====
*Miles appearing with a tray full of drugs was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying "And baby Bart was the worst son of a bitch you could imagine." was changed on Channel 4 airings to "And baby Bart was the worst you could imagine."
*In the "Problem Child" film, Jane slicing a mailman's neck with an envelope was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer and Marge discussing where to have sex and eventually doing it on the fire escape was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not the following scene showing Homer's sperm cells.
**Despite this, Bart complaining that he's not allowed to say "dink" when referring to his "dingus" wasn't cut, nor were the other violent moments in the "Problem Child" film (Jane strangling the mailman with a jump rope, and Jane drowning a girl in a bowl full of juice).
====Fears of a Clown====
*Bart and Willie using the chalk to write out, "Skinner is a wanker, a twit, and a tosspot!" was cut in Channel 4 and Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, Sideshow Mel saying that his grass skirt had "nothing down under", leading to the children in the audience running away, wasn't cut, nor was the newspaper headline, "KRUSTY ON SUICIDE WATCH", Krusty saying that the next logical step is to take his own life, and Llewellyn saying that he just took six Valiums.
====No Good Read Goes Unpunished====
*This episode has yet to air on Channel 4, because of the subplot where Marge discovers that her favorite childhood books are considered culturally offensive by today's standards.
====King Leer====
*Moe saying, "I buried this dream so deep, no amount of self-harm could ever carve it out." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the scene in the commercial showing dead bodies on Moe's mattresses wasn't cut.
====Lisa Gets the Blues====
* Louis Armstrong talking to Lisa about drugs was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, a scene showing the decapitated heads of Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney wasn't cut, nor was a scene showing voodoo dolls of the trio being hanged.
====Left Behind====
*Moe inhaling from the canister of nitrous oxide, causing his face to momentarily turn blue was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not Moe actually admitting he was using it. It should also be noted that "Hail to the Teeth" and "Better Off Ned" from season 31 had scenes involving characters inhaling nitrous oxide that weren't edited on Channel 4, despite being edited in this episode.
*Marge saying "I want you! I want you!" and Homer stopping her and saying, "I want you! Only you!" while making out was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Flanders' Ladder====
*Grampa staring at his myPad making confused noises translated as "MY PORN!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Milhouse's therapist explaining to Bart that he killed himself was cut in Channel 4 airings. In the same scene, a bottle of "RAT POISON" had the writing digitally removed.
*The scene featuring the ghost of a hobo was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer saying, "That bastard!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The several officers trying to gun down Homer is edited in Channel 4 airings so that they just point their guns at him.
**Despite this, Smithers committing suicide by jumping into the nuclear plant during the montage of how everyone dies wasn't cut, nor was anything else during said montage.
===Season 30===
====Bart's Not Dead====
*Marge drinking from a wine bottle was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Jesus beating Bart with the word "LOVE" inside his nightmare was shortened in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Bart jumping off the dam wasn't cut, nor was the callback to "Weekend at Burnsie's" (an episode that has been banned/rarely shown in the UK due to frequent scenes of marijuana smoking with no detrimental or averse consequences) during the special 30th anniversary intro.
====Heartbreak Hotel====
*Homer giving a pixelated middle finger was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Marge and Nick reenacting the "three-legged challenge" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Chief Wiggum's pixelated nudity wasn't cut.
====My Way or the Highway to Heaven====
*Millhouse's body being rebuilt in heaven after he gets hit by a train in his fantasy was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Rainier Wolfcastle shooting Barney in the leg was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The citizens of France singing the national anthem was shortened in Channel 4 airings, to remove shots of Barney with his wounded leg.
* Most of the fight between Germany and France was cut in Channel 4 airings, including Marge stabbing Rainier Wolfcastle in the neck with a knife, Moe saying "Well the marriage counselor said that we need to find a common interest so…", and then stabbing a German citizen in the neck with a corkscrew, Lenny drinking the alcohol in the bottle he smashed and using it to stab a German citizen in the chest while Carl lights up a frying pan and bludgeons two German citizens with it, and Abe bashing a photo of Adolf Hitler on Comic Book Guy's head.
**Despite this, Ned as a trampoline salesman with the tagline "Your key to getting high" wasn't cut, nor was a group of kids kicking a dead goat's head around.
====Treehouse of Horror XXIX====
*This episode has yet to air on Channel 4 due to graphic violence.
*Bart looking at Groundskeeper Willie's corpse with an axe in his head was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====Baby You Can't Drive My Car==== 
*The goat biting a member of Cargo when they try to sacrifice him was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Krusty's smart-car driving him to a coke machine, Krusty saying "This isn't the type of coke I was talking about." and then the car driving him to a steel factory using coke was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Skinner and Agnes driving by a building with the words "ASSISTED SUICIDE" wasn't cut, nor was Smitty putting a gun to his head after being locked in a car with "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene playing.
====From Russia Without Love====
*Homer being shot by the FBI on the computer screen was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Lindsey Naegle saying that she thought Moe's bar was a crackhouse wasn't cut.
====Werking Mom==== 
*Julio saying that he doesn't want to hear Marge use the "C-A-next Tuesday word" again was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The text showing numerous links was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The tub saying that people store pot in him in Marge's hallucination was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Sideshow Mel saying he's taped his bone between his legs wasn't cut, nor was Marge's line, "That's not the only surprise I've got tucked away" or the lyric during the song featuring the word "penis".
====Krusty the Clown====
*Billy calling the Daily Fourth Gradian "news skanks" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Daddicus Finch ==== 
*Scratchy's brains being taken out by Itchy with a drill was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Abe punching Bart in the face and saying, "I'm the greatest!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Mad About the Toy====
*The toy manufacturers grinding up raccoons was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====The Clown Stays in the Picture====
*Krusty humping the leg of a police chief actor was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* One of the movie actors asking Marge to tell Krusty to "sod off" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*The movie actors "powdering up" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*One of the kidnappers shooting the Sea Captain in the leg was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====I Want You (She's So Heavy)====
*Chalmers forcing Skinner to snort blizzard snow (and the callback to it later) was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Three parts of the horror movie Shauna and Jimbo make Bart, Lisa, and Maggie watch were cut in Channel 4 airings (the girl's mom getting impaled through the head with two whisks, Shauna and Jimbo's sexual reaction, and the grandma's skull being destroyed similarly with two whisks).
====E My Sports====
*Homer saying "Oh my God, he's playing with himself… on the video game." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy==== 
*The Krusty Show Season 40 gag reel was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Moleman being ran over by a boat at the gym was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the highly graphic Itchy & Scratchy cartoon with lots of blood and visible brain matter wasn't edited.
====Girl's in the Band====
* Jack Torrance saying that he'll bash the brains of his family with an axe was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh====
*Otto saying "Ohh, it's the corn that's supposed to be high." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====D'oh Canada====
*A person in a giraffe costume attempting to hang himself was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, the call-back to the scene with the person in the giraffe costume wasn't cut, nor was Louis Armstrong saying "It's legal now." when referring to drugs in Canada.
====Woo-hoo Dunnit?==== 
*Lou saying, "The sick bastard licked those walls clean!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings. Channel 4 airings just bleeped the word "bastard."
*People jumping out a building into slime was cut in Channel 4 airings.
====Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion====
*Mrs. Muntz saying that she's going to snort crystals was cut in Channel 4 airings.
===Season 31===
====The Winter of Our Monetized Content====
*Homer throwing paint at Bart, then Bart spray-painting Homer's face and throwing paint at him, and the following fighting between them was cut in Sky Showcase airings (though not Channel 4), but was later added back in with the episode pin-locked for content (mostly violence and dangerous, imitable behavior. Normally, pin-locked episodes are pin-locked due to strong language, sexual content, and, in the case of the Treehouse of Horror episodes, disturbing and gory content).
*Bart smashing a Buzz Cola bottle on Homer's head was cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Bart throwing hot oil at Homer was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, Homer mistaking "BHB" (meaning "Bart and Homer Brand") for a drug wasn't cut.
====Go Big or Go Homer====
*Mike Wegman saying, "Drop the friggin' lawsuit!" was edited in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "friggin'".
* Mike telling Marge that Homer is "Mr Plow, indeed." was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Mike saying that it was a great idea to sell weed out of the food truck was cut in Channel 4 airings, though a scene involving meth being smuggled into Nelson's bicycle tires three episodes later in "Gorillas on the Mast" wasn't cut.
====The Fat Blue Line====
*The former priest being shown dead on a noose was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, a scene showing Ignatius Castellaneta being violently tortured and cut apart wasn't cut, nor was Chief Wiggum mentioning that the drug-sniffing dog was in rehab for a sex addiction.
====Treehouse of Horror XXX====
*Kearney, Jimbo and Shauna hanging themselves was cut in Sky Showcase and Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, other scenes of violence weren't cut, such as Dr. Hibbert being strangled by his stethoscope and burned, Ned being shown about to stab Maggie with a long knife, Ned, Homer and Marge being impaled, Kang biting Smithers' head off, Mr. Burns' driver being shot and Selma being shot. Other scenes such as Bart using blood to change an "ER" sign to the word "boner", and Kang mentioning an "R2 threesome" were also not cut.
====Marge the Lumberjill====
*Bart asking Comic Book Guy if he sells comic books in Portland, with the latter stating that he sells marijuana and artisanal salami laced with marijuana, was cut in Channel 4 airings.
* Homer telling Paula that he would be happy to give her some of his sperm if she wanted another kid (as well as Homer learning that semen is the same as sperm) was cut in Channel 4 airings, though the word "semen" wasn't cut in the episode "Screenless" later on in the same season. 
**Despite this, Homer having a pager connected to an assisted suicide clinic in his pocket wasn't cut.
====Thanksgiving of Horror==== 
*This episode only airs on Channel 4 post-watershed, due to strong, frequent scenes of graphic violence.
==== Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? ====
*In a flashback, Mona saying, "To piss off my mother, and it worked!" was cut in Channel 4 airings.
**Despite this, a scene in Heaven showing a guy with a decapitated head wasn't cut.
====Bobby, It's Cold Outside==== 
*Sideshow Bob working on an ornament of Bart with a noose around his neck was cut in Channel 4 airings, though not any other shot of the Christmas tree with many ornaments depicting many graphic deaths for Bart.
**Despite this, a repeat of the scene from "The Bob Next Door" with Bob's face falling off that was cut from the original episode wasn't cut, nor was Sideshow Bob strangling Bart with Christmas lights, Lenny being shot, or a graphically violent Itchy & Scratchy Christmas card.
====Bart the Bad Guy====
* All three uses of the word "buggers" by Glen Tangier were cut in Channel 4 airings.
*Homer saying, "I know that muscle jerks in tights with magic powers punching and hugging each other is boring BS for babies." was shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut "boring BS".
**Despite this, Jimbo and Shauna tongue kissing at the theater wasn't cut, nor was Bart drinking Milhouse's glucose at the hospital, Martin putting his head in the toilet to "protect his ears" from Bart's possible spoilers, Fat Tony saying, "Unless the boy should meet with an unfortunate accident," and then putting a knife into a cake, Airshot being shown dead with a piece of glass in his chest and his mouth taped shut in the VR sequence, or one of the movie executives saying that mass suicides by popcorn farmers will occur if the film bombs at the box office.
====Highway to Well====
*This episode is only shown post-watershed on Sky Showcase and Channel 4, due to frequent references to medical marijuana and drug dealing.
==== Warrin' Priests (Part Two)====
*Julio saying, "Way to preach, bitch!" and "Oh relax, bitch." were both shortened in Channel 4 airings to cut the word "bitch".
**Despite this, a violent sketch at the beginning of the episode showing two Catholic/Christian people fighting wasn't cut, nor was Marge undoing the top of her dress after saying she wasn't attracted to the new priest, Lisa adding a post-it note to the Bible saying "INCEST", Helen saying, "Maybe I'll do some defrocking too!" after Tim said that they had some defrocking to do (with Helen saying that the mood was gone after Tim asked, "In the choo-choo room?") or Moe breaking his "nudie glasses". 
***Also, Part 1 of the episode wasn't edited, despite scenes such as Bode Wright saying that they weren't allowed to say "coxswain" in seminary school, Jimbo and Shauna making out in the church (with Shauna saying that she can't get pregnant if they do it in the church), Rev. Lovejoy accidentally sending Bode an eggplant emoji (saying "at least that can't be misconstrued") or a scene showing Moe with his head in the oven looking like he was attempting suicide, but he was actually taking a tray of cookies out of the oven.
==== The Way of the Dog ====
*Homer snorting candy like cocaine was cut in Channel 4 airings.
===Season 32===
====I, Carumbus====
*Though the episode itself wasn't edited for violence and other objectionable content, Sky Showcase does air this episode during watershed hours uncut, but pin-locked for content.
====Sorry Not Sorry====
*Willie saying, "How I hate those wankers!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
====Panic on the Streets of Springfield====
*Quilloughby saying, "Shut your gobs, you wankers!", was edited in Sky Showcase airings to cut "you wankers!" and a man calling out, "Woohoo! Wankers!" was also cut.
*Lisa saying goodbye to Quilloughby was cut in Sky Showcase airings due to her calling him a "bloody wanker".
====The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.==== 
*Sky Showcase aired a version of this episode that replaces the "Wankers Shortbread" label on a cookie (biscuit, as it's known in the UK) tin with a plain blue tin with the British flag on it. Despite this, Sky Showcase didn't censor the appearance of the same product in the episode "The 7 Beer Itch".
===Season 33===
====Treehouse of Horror XXXII====
*Mr. Burns being eaten by stag-like versions of Homer and Lenny in the intro was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
*Marge commenting on the room being full of dead bodies and Homer saying, "Some people are never happy." in "Bong Joon Ho's 'This Side of Parasite'" was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, Milhouse as a rabbit being shot in the head and foot wasn't cut, nor was Scratchy being stabbed in the head in the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon in "Bong Joon Ho's 'This Side of Parasite'" or Bart decapitating his family for Thanksgiving in the November section of the story in the brief between the second and third segments.
====The Wayz We Were====
*Moe saying, "You beautiful bastards are right!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings. While the line was reinstated on August 21st, 2023, the episode itself was pin-locked for content.
==== A Serious Flanders: Part One ====
* The montage of Rich Texan's dead body parts being used for various activities was shortened in Sky Showcase airings.
* Disco Stu being shot down by the mob was shortened in Sky Showcase airings.
* The goons being shot down was shortened in Sky Showcase airings.
** Despite this, Rich Texan being shot down in the first place wasn't cut, nor was Fat Tony having a fork inserted into his cheek, Legs having a glass inserted into his left eye, Mr. Burns' head being shot to the point where it explodes, Fat Tony being turned into a donut offscreen or the shots of the dead bodies in blood when Snake enters the room.
==== A Serious Flanders: Part Two ====
* The large gunfight outside of the motel was shortened in Sky Showcase airings.
* Moe being shot was shortened in Sky Showcase airings to remove frames of him with a mark in his back from the shooting.
** Despite this, the shots of the dead bodies after the large gunfight weren't cut, nor was Sheriff Nedward Flanders dying after accidentally being stabbed by the other man's knife.
====A Made Maggie==== 
*This episode was banned from the Czech Republic because of its organized crime theme.
====You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You!==== 
*Any usage of the term "Pissed-O" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but were later added back in with the episode pin-locked.
===Season 34===
====One Angry Lisa====
*This episode was removed from Disney+ in Hong Kong due to a character mentioning forced labor camps in China.
==== Treehouse of Horror XXXIII====
*Homer and Marge trying to peel Mr. Burns off their hot plate, leading to part of his face being peeled off in "Death Tome" was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
*A woman being sucked into an airplane engine in "Death Tome" was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
*The scene of two workers for Simpsons World accidentally being decapitated by a robotic Homer in "Simpsons World" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, but a second of what they looked like post-decapitation was left in. 
**Despite this, a guy saying, "Let's get high and shoot Mr. Burns!" wasn't cut.
====Game Done Changed====
* The violence from the video game Bart Simpson plays at the beginning of the episode (including where he starts swearing) was cut in Sky Showcase airings.
*Martin Prince, Jr. saying, "You sick bastard!" was cut in Sky Showcase airings, though next season's "Ae Bonny Romance" contained two uses of the word "bastard" which were both left in with the episode pin-locked for content (even though this episode actually was also pin-locked for content despite cuts).
===Season 35===
==== Homer's Crossing ====
* The lightning flash at the start of Otto's hallucination was edited in Sky Showcase airings to darken the screen, though no edits were made to any of the violence during said hallucination or the revelation that Otto was high on acid brownies.
==== It's a Blunderful Life ====
* The flashing lights as the overloaded power socket malfunctions were edited slightly in Sky Showcase airings.
**Despite this, the implication that the people at Tech Support hung themselves wasn't cut.
===Season 36===
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===Season 37===
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===Season 38===
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===Season 39===
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