WikiViews/Naked Star Fox

(It starts with Nolan sitting on the couch his eyes burning and crying and screaming while he repeatably bleaches his eyes and brushes his eyes with a toothbrush)
Nolan: What the hell...did i just watch....why do we live in a world like this where this exists, Whats the world coming to? Am i dead and this is my punishment
(he gets on the floor disturbed to oblivion and crying as suddenly motherfucking Batman breaks in)
Nolan: Batman. ...
Batman: Yeah... Dillon is busy so I'm going to review with you.
Nolan: Save me from this hell hole
Nolan: Batman?
(he immediately leaves)
Batman: Sorry kid you're on your own.
Nolan: Ok. . . . Star Fox
(shows Star Fox logo and game)
Nolan (VO) Star Fox was one of my favorite video games ever growing up. With teaming with Fox McCloud and stopping the Aparoids and the evil Andrew Oinkinee. Man it was so cool. But now its the present and there is this show i gotta review which feels like someones fettish. The worst part is cmon people it's No Nut November. 
(cuts back to Nolan)
Nolan: Lets see what is making DeviantArt lose their minds this is....(sighs) Naked Star Fox......SICK!!!!
Dillon: I'm back.
Nolan: (starts crying) thank you Dillon....
Dillon: Time to see some furry porn
(shows the Great Fox ship)
Nolan (VO): It starts with the Great Fox as usual as a mission is underway
Dillon: But it's a twist
Nolan: ooh what kind of twist, Is it a flashback showing Fox's original father and discovers he survived the blast from Pygma and discovered time travel to refind his son?
Dillon: They are naked.
(shows it on screen)
Fox: Glad the teams here lets get down to buisness
(Nolan is left shocked and speechless)
Nolan:.....
Dillon: It's called Naked Star Fox.
Nolan: ik that It's just I'm seeing a lot more than i did not need to see