The Trap is Set/You’re Only Second Rate

(The next morning, Fidget walks around the palace looking for Pazu's group in concern, trying to think of something to say)
Fidget: So Pazu, guys.... I was thinking, uh....
(He then heard Figment's voice from another room and went in there to see if Pazu's group are with him. Of course, as he entered, the only ones with Figment, who is wearing sports attire, are Popple, Yoshi, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, and even Leatherhead's group. They are playing a game of pool. Popple looked impatiently as Figment is focusing on the ball)
Figment: Gotta focus...
Popple: Just hit it already! You're holding the game up!
Figment: Patience, Popple. This takes time and concentrating.
(Figment finally hits the ball)
Figment: He shoots! He scores!
(Of course, Figment only ended up sending the ball clean off the table and right past the group. They looked just as Fidget yelped as the ball hit him in the mouth getting stuck and sending him flying backwards. Figment caught him in the nick of time)
Figment: Gotcha! Sorry about that, Fidget! Allow me to get that out.
(Figment tries to get the ball out of Fidget's mouth but it just kept on being stuck)
Figment: Uh oh. It's stuck good. Some for some extraction.
(Figment then used his magic to transform Cynder into a nurse and the males into doctors. He then transformed himself into a doctor)
Figment: Okay, nurse and doctors! Let's do this!
Group: Got it!
Leatherhead: Let me try!
(Leatherhead goes over and punches Fidget in the chest, resulting in the ball getting spit out)
Figment: Great extraction!
(The ball bounced off the wall and is going at Fidget again. Luckily Figment jumped up and caught it in the nick of time)
Fidget: (To Leatherhead) Thanks, Leatherhead.
Leatherhead: Anything for a friend, I guarantee.
(Yoshi then hugged Fidget, giggling)
Popple: Even Yoshi's come to like you.
Fidget: (Uneasily) Sure. Right.
(Fidget got free from Yoshi's hug as he walks off)
Fidget: I gotta go find Pazu's group now.
Ember: But where's Stellaluna?
Soarin: We haven't seen her since last night.
(Fidget secretly hesitated and then, feeling the confession-proof spell taking affect, immediately lied)
Fidget: Oh, she's at the river, planning to spend quality time with me, Pazu's group, and even Charlie, Sasha, and Itchy.
(The group understood, unfortunately falling for the unintentional lie Fidget unintentionally told)
Figment: Okay.
(Figment transforms back into his sports attire while the group returned to their main attires as he smiled)
Figment: Okay, who wants to go next?
Cynder: I can!
(Cynder takes a cue stick and aims correctly. To the others' surprise, Cynder hits the ball sending all of them but the cue ball into the holes on his first go)
Spyro: Good shot, Cynder!
Cynder: (Proudly) Thanks.
Figment: (Sighs with a shrug) Pool is not my game anyway.
(Figment transforms out of his sports attire. Later, Fidget finds Pazu's group in a room talking to Sheeta's group, both groups now back in their main attires)
Pazu: What do you think of Fidget possibly getting married to Stellaluna?
(Sheeta paused with her group and then smiled)
Sheeta: Well, I guess if they do get married like we will eventually, then may their love be blessed.
Pazu and Sheeta's groups: Right.
(Fidget cleared his throat, getting Pazu and Sheeta's groups' attention)
Ace: Oh, Fidget.
(Fidget comes in, acting casual)
Fidget: Hey, guys. You know, I was hoping to find you. Uh, you see. I was thinking.... Now that I'm part of the palace, I think we should spend time together with Stellaluna at a rendezvous point she's meeting us at. Even take Charlie, Sasha, and Itchy with, and the three already agreed to the idea because I asked them already. Oh, and Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx can give us a ride there.
Lavagirl: That sounds like a wonderful idea.
Aria: Maybe that's why Stellaluna wasn't seen since last night.
Adagio: Because she wants to surprise you guys with a quality time.
Fidget: Right. My thoughts exactly.
Pazu: Okay, it's decided.
Snake: Let'ssss go for it.
Sheeta: Come on. Let's get Itchy and our parents, aunt, and uncle.
(As they begin to leave, Sheeta's group stopped and walks over to Fidget)
Lavagirl: Fidget, my sister, cousins, and I got to say, we were wrong about you.
Trixie: We thought you were still a backstabbing jerk, but after what you did....
Sonata: We're glad we were wrong about you.
(Fidget groaned quietly as Sheeta's group hugged him. Sheeta's group then rejoined Pazu's group as they begin to leave. Fidget groaned as he began to yell out)
Fidget: Wait!
Pazu: (Turning) Yeah, Fidget?
(Fidget was about to speak when he sees a giant pair of red eyes hovering above Pazu and Sheeta's groups. He knew whom they belong to and groaned sadly)
Fidget: You know what? I'll join you eventually.
(Pazu and Sheeta's groups shrugged as they left. Fidget then turned around and looked down feeling guilty. Myotismon's group appeared behind him and smirked evilly at him)
Myotismon: You did good.
Drake: Very good indeed.
(Fidget didn't answer as he just hung his head in shame. Out in the courtyard later, Pazu's group, Fidget, Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx waited as Charlie, Sasha, and Itchy approached them while everyone is standing close by)
Figment: You have a great time!
Itchy: Oh, we will.
(Then with that, Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx flew themselves, Pazu's group, Fidget, Charlie, Sasha, and Itchy off to a rendezvous point Fidget talked about)
Heroes: (Waving) See you guys when you get back home!
Leaving heroes, except Fidget: (Waving) We will!
(Once they're gone, the heroes turned and saw Figment, Popple, and Yoshi running down the path in picnic gear carrying picnic supplies)
Figment: Picnic time!
(The three got the blanket out and began to eat their food like mad. They looked and see the heroes laughing at this a bit)
Popple: Oh. Sorry.
Figment: You want some?
Sheeta: No thanks.
Twilight Sparkle: You just go ahead.
Comet Tail: We're not hungry.
(Then the heroes left. Figment, Popple, and Yoshi paused, then goes back to their eating. With Pazu's group, they flew around across a lagoon and a waterfall)
Fidget: (Pointing) Okay, that where we should go to. Under the waterfall. Stellaluna will meet us later.
(They land there. Back at the palace, Figment, Popple, and Yoshi have eaten half of their food)
Figment: This is swell, isn't it?
Popple: How about a drumstick, Yoshi?
(Popple throws it to Yoshi who takes it. Figment took one for himself)
Figment: Delicious, huh?
(As Yoshi is about to eat, he looked alarmed as he sees a spider on his drumstick forcing him to throw it. Popple noticed and was about to speak when he looked and got more alarmed as more spiders are heading towards them)
Popple: Figment, pests alert!
(Figment looked and sees the spiders. He freaked out of course)
Figment: SPIDERS!!
(Figment transforms into an exterminator)
Figment: This is not going to be pretty!
(Figment begins to spray the spiders like mad. But to his surprise, the spray didn't affect the spiders at all. In fact, as he, Popple, and Yoshi watched, the spiders piled all over themselves until they form a giant outline of seven figures. When they faded, Figment, Popple, and Yoshi gasped as they see who the figures are)
Figment and Popple: Myotismon's group!
Hades: That's right.
Mr. Electric: Don't rub it off.
Myotismon: And we must take you both out of the action.
Vanitas: We don't need meddlers getting in the way of our plan.
(Figment crossed his arms and smiled)
Figment: Yeah, right. You're genies and you can't kill anybody.
(Myotismon's group chuckled evilly as they held their hands out while they turned into dragons. Then the dragons blasted Figment with fire, turning him into a hot crispy dragon)
Figment: (Coughing) Of course, you'd be surprised what you could live through it.
(Then he shook the soot off, changing his body back to normal)
Vanitas: (Laughing wickedly) Once again, purple boy, you can always give out a laugh.
Figment: Laugh at this!
(Figment then shoots out magic at Myotismon's group. For a while, it seems to work as the smoke is form by the blasts. When the smoke cleared, Myotismon's group are gone with a big hole where they used to be at. Figment breathes in and out. He then transforms into a superhero and laughs)
Figment: (Transforming back) Now whose laughing, genie boys?
(Suddenly seven familiar maniacal laughter is heard as, after a poof of smoke, an evil smirking Myotismon's group reappeared)
Myotismon's group: We believe it's us.
(As Figment, Popple, and Yoshi walked backwards nervously, Myotismon's group proceeded to sing)
Myotismon: We must admit
Your parlor tricks are amusing
(Figment was suddenly turned into a magician that has a top hat stuck to his head)
Mr. Electric: We bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat
(Myotismon's group appeared above Figment and removes the hat causing a big rabbit to fall out and knock the imaginary friend dragon to the ground)
Hades: Now here's your chance
To get the best of me
Hope your hand is hot
(Cards flew out of the hat as the villains grab them. We see Figment, Popple, and Yoshi on them with their pictures on the joker cards)
Drake: C'mon, clown
Let's see what you've got
(Figment, Popple, and Yoshi fell off the cards and right onto the ground. An angry Figment recovers and blasts Myotismon's group with magic but it is not working)
Infinite: You try to slam us
With your hardest stuff
Mephiles: But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
Vanitas: We'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
Myotismon's group: You're only second rate
(With evil smirks, Myotismon's group pulled Figment by the scarf and flew him to the lower platform. Figment gasps as Vanitas turned him into an old dragon)
Vanitas: You think your cat's a meanie
But your tiger's tame
(Figment was then turned into a tiger and he attacked Myotismon's group. But the villains simply made a ring appear, turning Figment into a kitten when he comes out the other side. Figment the kitten then finds himself on a stool as the evil villains show him a huge math problem on a chalkboard)
Mr. Electric: You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
Infinite: So for your education
We'll reiterate
Myotismon's group: You're only second rate
(Now Myotismon puts a dunce hat over the hat and lifted it off. Figment, back to normal, Popple, and Yoshi are now sharing the same the stool. The stool ended up flying above them causing the three to fall down. They landed on a hand that has fingers dressed up like Myotismon's group finger puppets)
Hades: Men cower at the power
In our pinkies
(The pinky fingers lunged at the three causing them to back away. They yelped and sees the thumbs that are colored just like Malomyotismon's group's genie forms)
Myotismon's group: Our thumbs are number one
On every list
(The thumbs now turned into Malomyotismon and his group as genies)
Malomyotismon: But if you're not convinced
That we're invincible
Put us to the test
Vanitas: We'd love to lay this rivalry to rest
(Malomyotismon's group causes some dirt in the ground to rise up turning them into graveyard. Figment, Popple, and Yoshi fell in as tombstones rised out from them. Figment jumped out and blasts Malomyotismon's group once more)
Mephiles: Go ahead and zap us
With the big surprise
Infinite: Snap us in a trap
Cut us down to size
(Figment uses his magic to wrap Malomyotismon's group in chains, put them in a basket, and cut that basket through with swords. Despite all that, however, Malomyotismon's group reappeared out of the basket okay, freed from the chains)
Hades: We'll make a big escape
Mr. Electric: It's just a piece of cake
Malomyotismon's group: You're only second rate
(A giant cake appeared with a lot of layers. Malomyotismon's group came out of the top candle as the flame on the other ones shot up like sparks. Figment, Popple, and Yoshi tried to escape but was stopped by not just the Stonehedge versions of Malomyotismon's group, but also Swackhammer's gang)
Swackhammer: You know, your hocus pocus
Isn't tough enough
(Figment, Popple, and Yoshi fall through the floor and landed on the stairs of an escalator going up to the villains' throne where they're sitting at holding their own staffs sinisterly)
Ruggedo: And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
(Figment, Popple, and Yoshi jump backwards from stair to stair. But soon they disappear when they got to the throne itself. Malomyotismon shoots them with his staff until they landed at the bottom)
Malomyotismon: Let us pontificate
Upon your sorry state
Villains: You're only second rate
(Figment, Popple, and Yoshi ran off in a panic. They ran through a hall of mirrors as a big one appeared in front of them. They yelped as the villains' reflections appeared in it)
Villains: Zaba-caba-dabra
(Escaping again, they encountered an old woman sitting in a rocking chair, her back to them. Figment taps her on the shoulder but yells as she turned around revealing to be Hunter J magically in disguise)
Hunter J: Granny's gonna grab ya
(Figment, Popple, and Yoshi ran off as the villains followed them. Malomyotismon's group are growing by the second as their voices echoed all around)
Villains: Alakazam-da-mus
Malomyotismon's group: And these things are bigger than any of us
(The three kept on running, alarmed as they enter a hall that has a lot of the villains)
Malomyotismon: So spare us your tremendous scare
Vanitas: You look horrendous in your underwear
(Vanitas pulled down Figment's shorts that appeared, revealing his dragon underwear underneath embarrassing him)
Mephiles: And we can hardly wait
To discombobulate
(Figment finds himself taken apart. The parts of Figment rearranged themselves as he fell into a crate)
Infinite: We'll send you back and packing
In a shipping crate
(After the crate exploded, Figment, Popple, and Yoshi find themselves on a spinning plate on a stick spun by Myotismon himself)
Myotismon: You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
Villains: You're only second rate
(With evil laughs, the villains tossed the plate up and it begins to spin around. A while later as soon as the song's over, we see Figment spinning around crammed into a magically enhanced glass orb keeping him from escaping and using his magic, inside Myotismon's group's old chamber. Myotismon's group locked it tightly and puts it on a table. Nearby, Popple and Yoshi are shackled by their wrists and ankles to a wall. And sitting on the table near Figment's prison is Stellaluna, still locked in the cage, but now untied and ungagged from the smoke chains)
Popple: (Angrily) If Pazu and our friends find out about this, you'll never get away with this!
Stellaluna: (Angrily) That's right!
(Yoshi angrily chirps in agreement)
Vanitas: Poor choice of deciding to say that with Stellaluna, Pimple.
Popple: (Annoyed) It's "Popple!" "POPPLE!!"
Vanitas: Whatever.
Hunter J: You've done good to be as disrespectful like me and Myotismon.
Vanitas: (Chuckles wickedly) Mother, you and Father are too kind.
Figment and Popple: (Shocked) Mother and Father?!
Popple: (Shocked) What?!
Figment: (Shocked) You're related?!
Myotismon, Hunter J, and Vanitas: That's right.
Ruggedo: Surprised, aren't you?
Figment: (Flatly) Barely.
(Myotismon's group then goes up to Swackhammer's gang who are waiting at the door)
Infinite: Come, boys, Hunter J.
Mr. Electric: We got more lives to shock and destroy.
Myotismon: Part two of our plan is complete.
(Then with that, they left to continue their plan)
Coming up: The villains succeed in capturing Charlie, Sasha, and Itchy, as well as Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx, and then trick Hook, Smee, and the pirate guards into believing that Pazu's group have "Murdered" them after also capturing Sheeta and Leatherhead's groups, causing Pazu's group to be captured by Hook and his guards and thrown in the dungeon, awaiting a sunrise execution.
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