Hey Siri, what's the definition of a "Hurricane"?

Hank: I see... a big. uhh.. what's that called.. a uhh.. circle... cloud thing
Jim: You know, I see it too.
Hank: Go ask Sarah I guess. I need some beer and hard liqour right now.
Jim: Hey Joe, do you remember what we're supposed to do when we see a swirly cloud with a hole in the center approaching Hawaii? 
Joe: I dunno Jim. Ask Sarah. 
Sarah: Aren't we supposed to just ignore it and let the folks over at the Joint Sumthin Sumthin Center figure it out? 
Hank (obviously stoned): Haha Sarah said "joint"! 
Jim: Oh! I think I remember now. We're supposed to mark this as an area of interest with 10% chances! 
Joe: Wait. How do we do that again? 
Jim: I'm sure Paul knows how to use the software for that. 
Paul: I just tried to use it but my computer just crashed. 
Jim: Hey tech support! We have an issue here!
Sohum: First, just because I'm from India doesn't make me tech support. Second, that is a category 5 hurricane about to hit Hawaii. Let me take things from here.
Hank: You can't do that! Since when you you even work here?
Sohum: Since 14.7 seconds ago.