Episode 45: Mommy

=== Cast ===
Ed Larson, Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, Marcus Parks.
=== Prayer ===
Holden
=== Guests ===
Pat Dixon, Henry Zebrowski
=== News Stories ===
Two men storm police office to report Obama for Osama Bin Laden's murder.
Teacher suspended after making an Osama Bin Laden joke to Muslim student.
Florida woman carrying pills, knives in body rolls and vagina.
=== Memorable Quotes ===
Jackie to Ben- “I just feel like you’re the only one that WOULD sleep with their mother.”
=== Memorable Moments ===
Ben talks about smoking mushrooms
Epcot
Ben talks about taking Ally the weight loss drug.
First Mother’s Day episode. Holden loves his mommy.
Henry and Jackie answer all the segment questions in unison.
Kevin doesn't know shit about Cluadette Barnett. 
Jackie tells the story of Linda singing and Henry Sr being an alcoholic and his mom wouldn't go out with him at first but then he rented a limo and bought her a diamond necklace. 
Henry was planned Jackie wasn't. 
Ed brings up biggest baby in Florida 14lbs 13.5oz. Henry got hit with a telephone.
Ed's mom also hit him with a telephone. A bag of wood. His mom pulled a knife and spit in his face. 
Ed laughed after he got big enough because it didn't hurt.
==== The following was all revealed during the segment: ====
Ed’s mom’s maiden name was Gorski and Marcus’ was McMeans. Linda’s was May.
Ed’s mom always thought her middle name was Theresa, but the found out on her birth certificate it says “Therese”.
=== Memorable Personal Stories ===
Ben talks about getting in trouble for hugging too hard in elementary school.
Henry talks about his mother walking in on him masturbating with the family computer that was in his room, his mother called him a sick pig. And then his dad had to wheel out the computer and he says “This is for your own good Henry Thomas.”
=== Segment ===
Who loves their mom’s the most. Quiz on everyone’s mom, using honor system.