Windex

Windex is a cleaning product made by SCJohnson that tries to rip off Oxi-Clean, except it isn't a ripoff because they both clean different things. Windex is the better Oxi-Clean because it is unbeatable: a status that not even Oxi-Clean can contest. Windex is also a Windows/Mac/Linux program, but it works best on Windows because they're both WIN.
==History==
=== Creation & Distribution ===
Originally, Windex was just a program on Windows. Bill Gates thought windows was so buggy and prone to viruses, so he wrote his own program to clean the machines with an unbeatable streak-free shine. This is about the time SCJohnson found out what Bill Gates was doing, so they made lots of viruses for windows to test if it would kill 99.99% of them. It only killed 99.98% of them, and Bill Gates was forced to retire from Microsoft for not being a good developer anymore.
Naturally, SCJohnson came in like a Trojan horse and bought the rights to Windex for roughly two-million UnDollars, and soon began to manufacture it commercially. Of course, Windex was still just a program, but after they started making copies of it in the Dark UnWorld, they were able to use wormholes and teleportation to get them out of there and sell it in the Real World.
=== Becoming Unbeatable ===
Super 17 then started spraying Windex into people's eyes to see if it really was unbeatable, and after they all went blind, he let Windex become a member of the Unbeatables. But only after he sprayed it into his own eyes, which cleaned up all the viruses on him because he is an android.
==Things to do With Windex==
*Clean your Windows (obviously).
*Clean the windows in your house too I guess.
* Clean anything that's glass or metal.
* Clean up Hyper-Realistic Blood too.
*Spruce up your shame consoles.
*Spray it at your dog when it misbehaves (not recommended, as Windex asplodes on contact with dogs).
*Play "a little game" with your friends (pictured here). This is also a favorite pastime of Judgment Boy, as it involves somebody having to make a split decision, which is what he does, because he is an embodiment of judgment.
*Drink it willingly.
*When you're done, you can hit people in the head with the empty bottle.
*Kill the Coronavirus with it.
*Run it over with your car.
*Inject it into a Dig-It's apple and watch them asplode
*If your name is Krizalid you drink it for fun
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