Cerberus Showdown

== Summary ==
Discover the epic origin story ever told as the heroes we all know and love try to take on their biggest case yet
== Script ==
(We open on an office with a signed nailed on the door "SUNSET SHIMMER DETECTIVE AGENCY" and "Wouldn't It Be Nice" plays and Sunset Shimmer is straightening her desk and hears knocking)
Sunset:Come in. (Pinkie Pie comes in)Hello. You must be Pinkamena Diane Pie right?
Pinkie Pie:You can just call me Pinkie Pie. I'm looking for a job to make new friends.
Sunset:You got the job.
(Applejack comes in)
Applejack:Howdy Ms. Shimmer. Names Applejack. I've come to apply for the job.
Sunset:Well you've got the job Applejack.
(Fluttershy comes in)
Fluttershy:Um...Hello.
Sunset:Welcome to Sunset Shimmer's Detective Agency. I'm Sunset Shimmer, founder of this little club. What's your name?
Fluttershy:I'm...(Quietly)Fluttershy.
Sunset:I'm sorry what?
Fluttershy:Uh...(Quietly)My name is Fluttershy.
Sunset:I didn't quite get that.
Fluttershy:(Even more quieter)Fluttershy.
Sunset:Well you've got the job anyway. Next.
(Fluttershy leave and Rainbow Dash comes in)
Sunset:And you must be Rainbow Dash correct?
Rainbow Dash:That's me. I'm the jammingest athlete ever!
Sunset:I like your attitude. You're hired.
(Rarity comes in)
Rarity:Hello, I'm Rarity and I would like to apply for the detective job.
(Gives Sunset her resume)
Sunset:So according to your resume you worked at the local boutique correct?
Rarity:Yes. 
Sunset:And you only have a little sister named Sweetie Belle is that also correct?
Rarity:Yes.
Sunset:Were you fired from you job at the Carousel Boutique?
Rarity:Yes, the manager said I was getting to excited with designing dresses and tending to customers, but I was only trying to be a good employee.
Sunset:You got the job.
(Twilight comes in with Spike in her arms)
Sci-Twi:Sorry I'm late. I had to drop Spike off and get him cleaned on the way over.
Sunset:(Checks list)Ok so Twilight Sparkle. Tell me what was your first school before transferring to Canterlot High?
Sci-Twi:Crystal Prep Academy. I asked for a degree but they wouldn't except it so the only other school that's close is Canterlot High, Principal Cinch is the one who said the only other school around her is Canterlot High she says it's our rival school. So Principal Cinch got arrested for breaking into CHS one night before I even transferred, and Dean Cadence the school's dean was then promoted to principal and my brother Shining Armor was also promoted to being the new dean. And Spike talks.
Spike:Yeah, I can talk.
Sunset:Ok I got my group. (Checks list)Oh wait I gotta interview these last three job searchers. They call themselves the Dazzlings.
Sci-Twi:The....Dazzlings?
(The Dazzlings enter)
Sunset:Hi are you the new girls who've come to apply for the job?
(They act like the first scene in Canterlot High in Rainbow Rocks where Sunset asked about them being the new students)
Adagio:We are.
Sunset:So Adagio Dazzle?
Adagio:That's me.
Sunset:Aria Blaze?
Aria:Right here.
Sunset:Sonata Dusk?
Sonata:I'm here. (Thinks about it)Wait. Am I?
(Aria and Adagio face palms theirselves)
Adagio:Anyway we've known each other since age ten. We dreamed of becoming rock stars that only sing without instruments. Sadly that didn't go well.
Aria:So we've tried working at other places but made so little money. Only five dollars an hour. So we wanted to work for big bucks. The moola. So we quit those jobs. They tore down our house and we've been living like hobos ever since.
Sunset:I feel bad for you in your troubles. You can come live with me.
Adagio:Thanks.