Princess Peach versus Xena

thumb|right|335 px Princess Peach versus Xena is the ninth battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the ninth battle overall. Both competitors are princesses, one a warrior, and one girly.
==Battle Information==
Pool as Xena (Wait… what?)
WoodenHornets as Princess Peach (Pool and WoodenHornets aren’t females, you know!)
Beat by akmusic1 (Your Phone)
Release Date: June 7, 2013
===SoundCloud LinksEdit===
https://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/princess-peach-versus-xena
==Lyrics==
=== Xena: ===
I’M LAWLESS! SO LET’S START THIS!Show this little bitch who’s the Warrior Princess!From now until the finish you’ll wish that this battle was through,Like all those dudes in Mushroom Kingdom I’ve gotta say, you’re screwedYou've gotten captured by Bowser again? Zeus DAMN!Madame, you'll be slammed with my razor chakram!I’m the Destroyer of Nations, where you’re a cake-baking foolPrepare to feel my boots as you’re crushed like a Toadstool
=== Peach: ===
You may think that I’m all pissed but in truth I’m just peachyYour verses are more discordant than Bowser Junior’s screeching!Ha-Chaa! I’ll bitch slap you to another dimension!Don’t you know winning is Princess Peach’s invention?Like a Super Slugger I’m gonna knock you right out of the closetYou’re insane, may I suggest a straightjacket for a corset?Time to twirl my parasol to deflect your shitty dissesM-M-M-Mama Mia! I'm the TRUE RAPPING PRINCESS!
=== Xena: ===
I've battled and teamed up with the mighty HerculesMy rhymes get delivered faster than a flying HermesCease and freeze and seize up I as pinch your pressure pointsI know you can fight, but all you’ve done is disappoint
=== Peach: ===
My raps are Sa-Weet! And yours just plain suck!If you’re aiming for first place, I’m afraid you’re out of luck!I have my own freakin game, that just proves that I’m freakin awesomeNow that you’ve invoked my Fury you’ll get to face the Peach Blossom
==Trivia==
*This was the first rap battle edited at true 1280x720 resolution, with a different video editor.
*AccordionChick was unavailable to play any roles from this battle until Season Two, which is why she did not play Xena.
*This is the first female vs female battle that is strictly a one on one.
*This battle's editing contained the most errors during production due to the new programs, and actually had to be created from scratch twice before release.
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