Ron's E-Sex Incident

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Ron's E-Sex Incident occured when Ronny Boy had e-sex with Donald on New Years Day 2001. During the incident, Ronald Jr. was birthed.
== The E-Sex ==
Shortly after midnight, Ronron was snooping around in internet chats, as usual, when he received a private message from a user called El_DonHubertx76. The message log is as follows:El_DonHubert: hey there sexie boy~ wanna have electronic sex? teehee
RONALDS_BIG_GREEN_RON_ROD: huisrjoigfdsfijgosdxgoijfgoipjdjoigjiodfgs
El_DonHubert: oooo hey sexie your a fiesty one arntcha pal
[16 hours pass]
RONALDS_BIG_GREEN_RON_ROD: sorry i was eating a spice bag
El_DonHubert: dam thats pretty cool... so we fuckin??????? hey sexie
RONALDS_BIG_GREEN_RON_ROD: not really sure what that means still thinking about the spice bag i ate
RONALDS_BIG_GREEN_RON_ROD: falling-old-lady-dead.gif
El_DonHubert: ooh is that you sexy?? i love those wrinkly legs of yours
RONALDS_BIG_GREEN_RON_ROD: thanks
El_DonHubert: *puts my arm around you* hey sexie 
[User RONALDS_BIG_GREEN_RON_ROD disconnected.]Rongle's disconnect was due to him pulling out his Irish war spear and impaling his laptop multiple times. Good thing he did, too, because he was unknowingly having incestuous e-sex.
== Operation Rondupe ==
=== Prep Phase ===
For years, the Evil Lay's company had tried to make a clone of Ronald. By the late 90s, their final scheme was falling into place. The plan was to trick Ronald into having sexual relations with someone. For a split second, Rontle's Ron levels would fluctuate in such a way to allow Evil Lay's sci-fi machines to focus on him and create a clone from his essence. Evil Lay's Blue Mesa Facility in North Bay, Ontario, Canada would be the location this would take place. Once they had it all laid out, they calculated their only chance to do so would be a 24-hour window on New Years Day of 2001. This would become known by Evil Lay's as Operation Rondupe.
In the weeks leading up, Evil Lays undercover agents tried their hardest to convince Ronald to make plans for that day. No matter what they would say, Ronlad would always respond with "I'm eatin a fookin spice baggy that day". With just a week to go until New Years, it was decided that Ronald was to have remote sexual relations vivid enough to fluctuate his Ron levels correctly. It was decided that the only man for the job was the world's most professional e-sex haver. Ronald's very own brother, Donald. Evil Lays agent Tuck Ficketmeiser personally contacted Dontle via a messaging software. The message log is listed here:El_DonHubert: hey sexie is that a fickle in ur pocket or r u happy to see me uwu
ticklemyfickle: message this mf on new years ok
ticklemyfickle: RONALDS_BIG_GREEN_RON_ROD
ticklemyfickle: he has big saggy granny breasts which spurt dust instead of milk. he is in no way related to your brother Ronald.
El_DonHubert: k thx bai sexie (^_^)/
=== El Día del Incidente ===
On New Years Eve, Evil Lays scientists were completing the final preperations. All of their devices and doohickeys and such were being made ready. Ronald and Donald began messaging one another. Then, Ronald stopped responding. Surveillance through Rontildo's window showed him just sitting there, staring at his wall, eating a spice bag. After a few minutes of this he stood up, walked to his window, and closed the curtain. Evil Lay's personnel overseeing the operation panicked. After 16 hours of uncertainty, Ronald returned and the operation resumed. Evil Lay's was able to hone in on Ronald and inside the cloning machine Ronald Jr. appeared with a pop. All of the Evil Lay's personnel in the test chamber began to make out in celebration. And that is the story of how Ronald Jr. came into this land. 
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