What Makes the Hamster Furry

At the Ham-Ham village, Boss, generous of having Bijou returned, released Bambi, Thumper, and the Lost Dumbo Gang. Fievel was standing before him.
"Stand before us." Boss said.
"I already am." Fievel replied.
Olivia was wearing a light yellow hamster hood costume, Bambi was wearing an orange hamster hood costume, and Thumper was wearing a navy blue hamster hood costume. "What's the chief hamster doing, Bambi?" Olivia asked.
"He's delivering an oration in sign language." Bambi replied.
"What's he saying, Bambi?" Thumper asked.
"He's saying 'Fievel Mousekewitz, mighty warrior, saved Bijou, make chief hamster heap glad'." Bambi answered.
"Well, he certainly doesn't look heap glad." Olivia giggled.
Boss put a crown and cape on Fievel's head and shoulders. "I'll make you, Fievel, a great chief. You are now King of the Hamsters."
Fievel did a hamster squeak and the animals cheered. Then, they all sat down, Fievel next to Boss. Bijou passed the pipe to Boss and then Fievel.
"Teach us that Fievel is a brother to all of the Ham-Hams." Bijou said.
"Good. This should be most enlighting." Bambi said.
"So, what makes the hamster furry?" asked Big Daddy Lou.
"When did he first say 'Squeak'?" Zachariah and Tyrone asked in unison.
"Why does he ask you 'How'?" Thumper called.
"Why does he ask you 'How?'" Boss smiled.
Then the Ham-Hams begin to sing as Thumper, Olivia, and Bambi took a turn with the pipe.
Ham-Hams: Hana Mana Ganda
why does he ask you how?
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Once the Ham-Ham 
didn't know all the things
that he know now
but the Ham-Ham
he sure to learn a lot
and it's all from asking how
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
We translate for you
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana means what
Ganda means and
Ganda means that too
And the Ham-Hams and animals danced. An elephant named Elephant Matriarch stopped Thumper.
"No dance." Matriarch said. "Go get firewood." "Okay." Thumper replied as he went to get the firewood.
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
Hana Mana Ganda
When did he first say "Squeak"? 
Hana Mana Ganda 
Hana Mana Ganda
In the Ham-Ham book it say
when first brave married squaw
he gave out a heap big squeak when he saw
his mother-in-law
At that point, Oliver was trying to impress Marie, but instead he impressed his mother-in-law, Rita. Meanwhile, Bijou is dancing in front of Bambi on a drum. Bambi was impressed. Bijou got off the drum and goes over to him.
What made the hamster furry
what made the hamster furry
Let's go back a million years
to the very first Ham-Ham prince
After Thumper got the firewood, he saw that Bijou was kissing Bambi. "Eww!" Thumper said in disgust. "Oh well." Thumper shrugged, as he continued to dance, Bambi blushed and grinned. He then did a hamster squeak and joined in the dance.
He kiss a maid
and start to blush
and we've been blushin' since
Boss smirked at this and watched Bambi and Bijou dance.
Now, you've got it right from the head man
the real true story of the furry man
no matter what's been written or said
Hana Mana Ganda
Now you know why
now you know why
the hamster's furry
Then Fievel and Olivia danced in the line, followed by the Ham-Hams, Jim, Big Daddy Lou, Zachariah, Tyrone, Timothy, Lil' Urle, Bijou, Bambi, and Thumper.
Bijou kissed Bambi as he said, "Wahoo!"
"This is the best day ever!" Olivia said, as she danced with Fievel while Bambi danced with Bijou. "Come on, everybody! Let's go back to my hideout!" Fievel said. "Okay!" Olivia, Bambi, Thumper, and the animals said as they followed Fievel back to Hangman's Tree.
Meanwhile, Gadget was watching the tribe. Suddenly, Gadget turned around and tried to fly away, but it was too late as she was caught in Chula's hat.
"Hey, let me out!" Gadget cried as Chula took her away.
"Begging your pardon, Miss Hackwrench, but Cat R. Waul would like a word with you." Chula said as he goes back to the pirate ship.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Peter Pan parodies
Category:Peter Pan