Dorothy Gale versus Alice Kingsleigh

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Dorothy Gale versus Alice Kingsleigh is the fourth battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the fourth battle overall. The connection between the characters is that they are both children's book characters who adventured in fantastical worlds.
==Battle Information==
AccordionChick as Dorothy
WoodenHornets as Alice
ZombieLicker as Scarecrow
MaNCHA as The Mad Hatter
Beat by Brian Wachter
Release Date: April 17, 2013
===SoundCloud Links:Edit===
{ORIGINAL}: http://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/dorothy-gale-versus-alice
==Lyrics==
=== Dorothy: ===
We were off to see the wizard when we ran into this whack!You seeing things, Ally? I think you're on meth and crack!Talkin' flowers, shrinky bottles, what else can I say?Carrol was writing on acid and his mind was astray.I'm not sure if you look more like a worm or a troll.You followed the White Rabbit? You let him in your keyhole?I'm tellin' the truth here, not trying to be an asshole,But I've seen prettier monkies flying from the witches castle
=== Alice: ===
Curiouser and curiouser! And by that, I meant your face.You're the Joker of this card game, whereas I'm the rap AceTry to catch up, you're late, you're very lateMy foot and your ass have a very important dateI took on the Jabberwocky, you're cowardly & I'm not lion'You'll be leaving this place, beaten, scarred, and cryin'You're as brainless as the Scarecrow, and like the Tin Man, you're screwedI'll get you, Miss Piggie , and your little dog too!
=== The Scarecrow: ===
I may not have a brain, but I can rap quick as lightningSpitting flows as psychadelic as that cat so frightening!We're the rulers of rap, while your lines are lackin'leave the rappin' to us, go back to futterwackin'!
=== The Hatter: ===
Happy Unbirthday to you! Here, have a present.We're beating you both 364 days a year, 10/6ths percent!Let's give you a push down the rabbithole with such a quick descentYou'll be so battered with rhymes, it'll be more than unpleasant
=== Dorothy: ===
I'm droppin' flows like I was dropping fucking housesYour story is old while mine is still read by thousandsI'll click my heels together & wish this bitch awayJust follow the road, Tweedledumbass. It's thataway.
=== Alice: ===
Do you have some hay in your crotch that's causing some itching?We're all mad here, so I don't want to hear your bitching.I'll make a twister with my rhymes and send them over the rainbow,ill kick you so hard that you wont be in Kansas anymore!
==Trivia==
*This is the first battle with a female character in it.
*This is also the first battle that is a 2 on 2 battle.
*The version of Alice in the battle is based both off of the 1951 Disney Alice as well as the 2010 Tim Burton Alice.
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