Episode 68: The Disease Factor

=== Cast ===
Ben Kissel, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, Marcus Parks
=== Prayer ===
Holden guided meditation
=== Guests ===
Cody Hess, John F. O'donnell
=== News Stories ===
Feces mixed with fertilizer will not turn to gold.
New Jersey man ransacks cars and poops in the back seats.
Dallas police looking for man who attacked woman with frozen armadillo.
=== Memorable Quotes ===
Jackie- “ Zebrowski's are shaped like black people but we're not as beautiful as they are.”
Marcus- “closest I can come to that.”
=== Memorable Mentions ===
Chicken nuggets/chicken rings
Rose’s Pizza
Henry’s favorite store is Fat Albert’s 
Lactation and breast milk
Ben shitting on cars
Guessing Ben’s brother’s life
Linda’s favorite joke: What do gay horses eat?
”Bed, Knobbed, and Broomsticked” the Mary Poppins porn
Demolition Man and the three sea shells
=== Memorable Personal Stories ===
Ben talks about going to Rose’s pizza, and the homeless that fuck and suck in the bathroom.
First time Jackie was ever masturbated at so happened to be at Rose’s pizza.
=== Segments ===
Try to find rule 34 that doesn’t exist. Cody is the winner.