The Monkey Suit/Quotes

:Todd: Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember.
:Ned: No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that.
:Todd: But you said a stork brought me.
:Ned: That was God disguised as a stork.
:Rod: Who brings baby storks?
:Ned: There's no such thing as storks! It's all God!
:Todd: (kneeling in front of an exhibit of a stork) Please bless Daddy and Roddy...
:Ned: Stop praying to that stork!
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:Bart: So, according to Creationism, there were no cavemen.
:Homer: Good riddance. Their drawings suck and they look like hippies.
:Lisa: Dad, you're not really reconsidering evolution, are you?
:Homer: My mind is always open to new ideas. (looks down at dinner) Onions? In the peas?! What the hell?! (throws plate at the wall)
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:Skinner: Class, starting today we will be presenting an alternative theory on the origin of man. (Ms. Hoover writes "Creationism" on the blackboard)
:Lisa: Creationism? But that's not science!
:Skinner: It is now!
:Ralph: Are oceans God's tears? (Ned and Rev. Lovejoy nod their heads from the door)
:Skinner: They sure are! A+! (Lisa groans)
:Ralph: Now Lisa's the Ralph!
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:Judge Snyder: Well, I've heard enough for today. I have to judge a wet T-shirt contest in 20 minutes.
:Blue-Haired Lawyer: (scoffs) This trial is the biggest load of... Oh, for crying out loud!
:(Wallace Brady is bottle-feeding an adorable baby deer)
:Wallace Brady: Now, Bambi, who started that forest fire that killed your mama? Evolution? My, my, my.
:Homer: (crying) Poor Bambi. Poor Thumper.
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