Iraqi invasion of USA X Pakistan

The Iraqi invasion of USA X Pakistan (cool name, essentially means the first war) was a conflict spanning 14th February 2024- 29th March 2024 Between USA and his allies who supported him and Pakistan being together, vs the Axis led by Iraq.
After proposing(I guess?) to Pakistan on February 14th, seeing the unfortunate, depraved and degenerate support USA got, Iraq launched a lethal campaign to "invade" the relationship. The invasion was supported by Qatar and Spain, who played a significant role in stopping the ship but ultimately urged Iraq to call the war off since while they were winning, they wouldn't get anything from it. Iraq however, refused to call the war off which led to Qatar and Spain mentally torturing Iraq, After Iraq claimed partial victory (battle of depression) By late March, Iraq used its last resort weapon which successfully granted it victory. Iraq officially issued the adoption of the Iraqi peace treaty as an ultimatum for USA to surrender unconditionally and give up trying to get Pakistan or Iraq would publicly shame him and do "all necessary means" to stop USA X Pakistan from happening. This would be the recipe for disaster (Iraq-USA war)
USA
USALeaderMalaysiaSupporter Bahrain SupporterIndia SupporterJamaica Supporter Jordan Supporter
Iraq
IraqLeader Qatar Commander Spain Belligerent Iran Co-Belligerent
*supported by:* Japanese EmpireFriend of Iraq(no formal involvement) USSR(alleged)Believed to support Iraqi forces
Result: Iraqi victory -USA does not get Pakistan -Adoption of Iraqi peace treaty
== Background ==
=== Iraq-USA Relations ===
When the Company Wars broke out, Iraq supported Qatar while USA was left by (mostly) himself. While Iraq-Qatar relations would significantly improve, this also led to Iraq-USA relations deteriorating. During the Company Wars, Iraq and Qatar would receive assistance from Spain and China. Iraq and China then began debating what they could do to overthrow USA and his company. This led to the Iraqi-led plan to recruit Mongolia, the girlfriend of USA at the time(i honestly wish it was still the case) However, upon informing Qatar and Spain of the plan, USA caught wind.
Oh shit.
This led to the (at the time) worst deterioration of Iraq-USA relations. USA tried to blame China, claiming he was the one who spilt the beans. However, after the war ended, Friendly relations between Iraq and USA would start to rise, but they would collapse completely very soon.
After the end of the Company Wars(estimated to be around November) USA and Iraq would have good relations, but Iraq had much better relations with Spain and Qatar. Nonetheless, they would not have any real conflict and both had mostly forgotten the devastating Company Wars. 
At the end of 2023, relations were quite good. However, 2024 would be the collapse.
When 2024 began, relations were still good and were good until late January. In late January(possibly early February), USA and Mongolia would break up due to, get this, Mongolia being bi.
what the skull emoji-
When this breakup happened, USA then had 2 options.
Option 1: Focus on yourself, stop trying to get a girlfriend
2. Become an absolute piece of shit and try to get a girlfriend. 
USA chose option 2. He had a crush on... Pakistan.
That is haram,
Whether he was gonna cheat on Mongolia is a theory for a different time.
Iraq was cautious and gave multiple warnings to USA not to pursue any shenanigans. He then asked her, but she rejected. This was a pleasant surprise for Iraq but what led to the deterioration of relations between Iraq and USA. As the days rolled on, it was becoming more clear that he was going to do something on Valentines Day, Iraq had warned him though, stating that doing so would lock them into war. Spain and Qatar noticed the clear tension and decided to stay relatively neutral. However, they would eventually side with Iraq.
However... 
== Beginning of War ==
USA ignored all warnings and asked Pakistan out on valentines Day. USA (unfortunately) got the depraved attention from the class he wanted, which made him feel better. In fact, Malaysia started pressuring Pakistan to accept him (Iraq and Qatar statement) which made USA feel on top. He thought he would have a clean victory and get whatever girl he wanted. What he didn't know is that first off he didn't, and second off, he was at war. 
Upon the outbreak, Iraq immediately declared war on USA with the help of Qatar. Spain and Iran would later join, strengthening the Axis. While Iran did not have much formal involvement, Spain and Qatar did. Spain strongly condemned the relationship, calling it "very stupid" and supported Iraq and his goals of war. Qatar also heavily backed Iraq, severing relations with USA after the USA-Qatar war.
Boy oh boy USA was having severe losses and was becoming "depressed" when Iraq declared war. Since the war broke out Iraq immediately(I mean like 2 hours) told him "Don't do it." 
Wow. That is such a POWERFUL quote.
USA then replied with the most depressed "ok." you can imagine. This boosted Iraq and the Axis ego a bit too much, which led to their inability to do anything the next day. But we are still on Feb 14. Well, I would say that but after that not much happened. However, the next few days were decently eventful. 
By the way, only 14-17 Feb have been archived from the war + Qatar-USA war. Apart from that, most has been forgotten, and even on the archived days, it is very brief.
== Feb 15 ==
The next day was 15 February. While the traumatic Feb 14 could be described as a "stalemate" (in terms of which side got closer to victory) the 15th was nothing like that(NOT in a good way) 
Axis forces continue their reign, until period 2. Because our teacher was pretty chill, Allied forces(Name given to USA supporters) repeatedly chanted "USA AnD PaKiStaN, SitTInG oN A TrEE." Even saying that to myself makes me vomit. At first, Iraq considered this to be a "minor roadblock" until he figured out what it meant. After that, Iraq essentially declared war on the Allies as a whole, leading to more tension. However, Iraq still claims the day was successful in their goals as much hype had died down, leading to a possible Allies collapse. While this didn't happen, Iraq continued to win the war.
== Feb 16 ==
This was like the 15th, but it was a bit different.
for the majority of the time, it was the exact same thing with small chants. However, where things escalate is in my German class.
We started a new module on body parts. To help us learn them, we were (voluntarily) put into "duels" where some random weirdo would shout out some body part in German and the contestants would have to touch it as fast as possible.
If this sounds like a groomer/gooner/pedo dream, you would be correct. Back to USA, he is ALL of what I just mentioned(there's a lot of shit I can't write here for legal reasons and also because some parts are vague)
So, Pakistan tried to compete, but she was ignored(very good) However, as I turned to see USA, he had the most devil smile possible(all the bad stuff I mentioned) knowing that he could see his crush touch her ass...
What a degenerate he is. 
After this, Iraq knew he had to massively escalate and ramp up operations. Iraq claimed this to be a victory though, because now he could use all power he had. 
== Afterwards ==
After that it was a half term so much hype and anger had died down, however, the Axis continued their presence.
One of the major events was the USA-Qatar battle. This war was a devastating blow for USA.
After this, USA would start a coalition against Qatar for making him "depressed". This would then start the USA-Qatar proxy war.
== Ending ==
As for the Axis, the story has a good ending. On 29th march, Iraq gave USA a peace treaty to end the war. USA accepted.
The conditions were very rough, stating that USA would have to completely give up on Pakistan.
USA abided but then broke it upon the outbreak of the Iraq-USA war.
== Reaction ==
=== Axis ===
The Axis, being a huge supporting force for Iraq, took pride in their operations to prevent USA x Pakistan from happening. Various members had different reactions. 
Iran, being somewhat uninvolved, supported Iraq's goal to victory and provided support where applicable. While Iran didn't care about Pakistan himself, his views aligned with Iraq, making Iran a key ally. Iran would provide various methods of support at the beginning but slowly stopped due to IRL issues. However, Iran still pledged to support Iraq, should matters seriously escalate.
Qatar was the biggest support for Iraq and made various efforts to fight alongside him. This was especially seen at the mid points of the war, where USA tried to isolate Qatar to make him stop supporting me. Qatar however, refused to back down leading him to be disliked by the class. Upon telling me the extent to disarm me, I supported Qatar and helped him see through USA and his lies of depression. 
Spain, being an axis member, supported Iraq, and was clearly against USA. He was heavily influenced by Qatar, alongside already deteriorating relations between Spain and USA. This led USA to be against Spain, but Spain remained neutral on the argument if Qatar made him depressed, a stark contrast to the views of Iraq and Qatar.
=== Others ===
Bangladesh was careful in the conflict, but upon the breakout of Qatar and USA battle, Bangladesh carefully decided to side with Qatar, proving to be an unbreakable force. However, Bangladesh did not join the Axis and was careful about where he was aligned in the conflict, since he wanted to continue good relations with both sides.
=== Allied forces(USA) ===
USA, suffering the consequences of his actions, was being COMPLETELY DESTROYED by the Iraqi-led coalition. Due to the sheer size, power and further consequences that could come, USA did not respond. USA was by himself, since his allies, while supporting him, did not want to get involved in the new Iraqi-USA conflict. 
Apart from that, Allied forces generally condemned the conflict but stayed neutral.
=== Pakistan ===
Pakistan was generally unaware of the conflict, but "supported" Iraq as she refused to accept USA. However, she continued relations with him, not wanting to go as far as Iraq or Qatar, since aligning herself with the Axis would imply she liked someone else.