Closed?/Script

This script is for Closed?. 
Chuck: *streches* Good mornin', Pepperoni.
Peperoni: Bark.
Chuck: Let's watch the news.
Newsman: Breaking news, every Chuck E. Cheese has closed due to COVID-19. Blah Blah Blah.
Chuck: WAIT WHAT! I GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THIS!
Pepperoni: *Sitting there starting into the viewers' souls*
Chuck: *hears crusty singing the PTT theme song* CRUSSSTTTYYY
Crusty: *embarrassed* AH! Oh, hi, Chuck. What's up?
Chuck: OUR STORES ARE CLOSED BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS!
Crusty: NOOOOO!!!!
Chuck: We should tell everybody about this... but how?
Crusty: I got an idea.
*they play the most epic mouse*
Helen: OH MY GOSH YOU TWO! THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK! CAN'T A BIRD GET SOME SLEEP?
Munch: Pizza?
Chuck: Our stores are closing because of Coronavirus!
Munch & Helen: Oh no!!!
Helen: How can we stop it?
Munch: We could fight it.
Chuck: How?
Munch: Pasqually has it.
*everyone besides munch* Oh yeah.
Jasper: What's all this commotion?
Chuck: We're fighting coronavirus.
Jasper: Yeah, I'm going back to beddd- *falls asleep*
*they arrive at the teleporter*
Munch: How did we even find this
Chuck: I have no idea!
*they shrink and go inside pasq's body*
Chuck: There it is!
*everybody besides munch try to fight the virus, but they get it.*
Munch: Mmmm.. this pizza is good...
*he grows into a giant purple-berry and squashes the virus blobs*
Chuck: Well, that was easy!
*they all magically go home*
*Helon flies into the camera at the end*
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