It's Time for a Joy Ride

musical guest - Rascal Flatt
Guest star - Alison Brie
== Quotes ==
What, is that a brand of Blu-ray player?
This sweatshirt is so sophisticated.
(Suddenly, the woman enters with a couple of police officers)
Heather: [pointing] There she is. She’s the woman who's been impersonating Erica Silver
Officer: All right, let's go.
Alison: Oh, what are you talking about? I am Erica Silver!
Officer: Do you have identification?
Alison: Well, no... no. But it's the truth!
Phil: You got here when you did, officer! I detained as long as I could! 
Officer: [grabbing Alison's arm] Move it!
Alison: But i’m the imposter! Don't you people recognize me?! 
(They start dragging her to the door.)
Alison: Oh, for goodness sake! This is madness! I can't believe this is happening! [shouting] People of the world, listen to me! Trust no one!
Corey: (walks into the Café and tries again to hold the door open for the pretty blonde lady.) could I shake your hand?
Narrator: What you are about to see is top secret. It is a video tape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. It shows his attempts to educate a caveman. They have been codenamed the Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #645: Bee farming
Narrator: End
June: Give it up for Rascal Flatts! 
(crowd cheers)
Rascal Flatts: Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here, and the next day gone
Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your back to the wind
There's a world outside every darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where the brave are free and lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore
We won't hesitate
To break down the garden gate
There's not much time left today, yeah
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're goin' my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long
Through all these cities and all these towns
It's in my blood, and it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road, and these are the hands
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights
Knock me down and back up again
You're in my blood, I'm not a lonely man
There's no load I can't hold
A road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long (whoo!)
If you're goin' my way
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)
A-gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long, mmm, yeah
If you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)
There was a distance between you and I (between you and I)
A misunderstanding once
But now we look it in the eye, ooh, yeah
Mmm, yeah (whoo!)
There ain't no load that I can't hold
A road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Tell 'em we're survivors
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long (all night long, yeah)
If you're goin' my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long
A-gimme, gimme, gimme
A-gimme, gimme, yeah
Life is a highway (life is a highway)
I wanna ride it all night long, whoo, ooh, yeah
If you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long, yeah)
C'mon, gimme, gimme, gimme
Gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
(Yeah, I wanna drive it all night long, baby)
If you're goin' my way (if you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)
Henry: and that’s the show!
June: and we’re going for it!
Henry: Give them a big hand there, ladies and gentlemen, for our musical guest, Rascal Flatts!
(audience applauses)
Henry: Okay! We'll…
Henry and June: see you next time!
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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