Caillou Christmas

On December 25, 2011, a man from California dressed up as the cartoon character Caillou, took a ladder and climbed onto a family of four’s roof. The unidentified man defecated down the family’s chimney and yelled down; “Merry Christmas scrubs!” . The two children were traumatized the morning when they found feces smeared on the floor.
After this, the family had several bug infestations. The man was wanted for defecating on private property and indecent exposure. The man was not arrested until 2013, when he climbed onto another roof and defecated down the chimney. Once again he yelled down the chimney, “Merry Christmas you indecent scrubs!”. This woke up the homeowner. The owner of the house fired at the criminal with a rifle until he got down.
He was then arrested on the spot. He was sentenced to 3 years in jail. In questioning, the criminal said, “I’m the vigilante, their not the victims.”. Four months later, he escaped from prison and continued to defecate on private property.
Once again, he was arrested, this time for 8 years. When he escaped again, he only got worse. He began urinating too. This time dressing up as Sid the Science Kid. He was then given a choice between a death sentence or a life sentence. He then responded, “I would rather die then be in that hell-hole for one more day.” And that is the story of Caillou Christmas.
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