Archer Pastry/Quotes

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*"Oh, no! I’m dead!"
*Incredible. I’ve never heard a story that’s both predictable and hard to follow. Ha!"
*Wow. “Entertaining” and “inspirational”… are two word I would never use to describe that story. The two words I would use… (blows raspberry)... and (blows raspberry) Zing! (laughs)"
*"Wait, is this a joke? (laughs) You’re sending out a kid?"
*Oh, yeah. Let me guess. He did fly too close to the sun. The end. Story dumb. Next!"
*"Ooh! I did not see that coming!"
*Tell the kid to come back tomorrow. (sighs) I didn’t hate the story."