Pamela Pomerino Paulson

== Overview ==
Pamela Pomerino Paulson is a mother.
== Detailed Biography ==
During "We Bought a Volcano Part 3," the DJs meet a Polish man named Vlad, who describes himself as a pets control professional. He claims to have recently killed a queen rat in tunnel 6, which leads to the center of the earth. There is still a rat king on the loose, which he continues to hunt. He has been in the volcano since its inception, but he won't explain further. He is an employee of VolCorp and also friends with Chuck Mangione and Sun Ra, both of whom Vlad brought to the volcano to perform live during Double Heads Volcano Hour.
Matt starts to notice that Vlad's beard is falling off, and quickly realizes that Vlad's entire getup is a costume. Vlad then admits that her real name is Veronica Volcano, and she is the heiress of VolCorp. She disguised herself as Vlad to be an undercover boss and planted cameras on all the rats.
When the DJs ask about the whereabouts of all the people they've met over the past weeks, Veronica explains that they've all been given their own private islands. Dillon is excited about the idea, but Matt believes this is just a euphemism for murder.
Matt then tries to figure out how to break Dillon's brainwashed state by playing songs with "relax" in the titles. While the first one doesn't work, he finds success with "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and suddenly both Dillon and Veronica are broken out of their spells. Veronica's real name is Pamela, and she is the mother of Paulie Pomerino Paulson, who has remained in the volcano ever since his mother was kidnapped and brainwashed. She is from Matamoros, so she leaves the volcano and goes home.
== Appearances ==
We Bought a Volcano Part 3