Jasbre Bo Peep

== Transcript ==
* (Theme song plays)
Pluto: hi everybody! Welcome back to the clubhouse! Today, we-
Locknloaded23: (runs in) sorry im late! I woke up late today!
Pluto: um… it's fine. I was kinda doing an intro-
Seemsgood: (runs in) barely escaped the cops with my life.
Pluto: the cops- why were you running from the cops?
Seemsgood: they found out about the illegal channel.
Pluto: that's nice, now on to the intro-
Matchy: (runs in) hi everyone!
Pluto: my god! Let me finish!
(Kelpy and Travis walk in arguing)
Pluto: great, what now?!
Travis: this damn fool got me demoted!
Kelpy: he's a fascist!
Pluto: Great, who's gonna storm in next?
(Everyone else but Jasbre walks in)
Vanessa: hi pluto! Done the intro yet?
Pluto: forget it. (Walks off)
Cicicity: where's jasbre?
Dan: i don't know, maybe he's overslept.
Jasbre: (bursts in) my sheep has gone missing!
Locknloaded23: since when did you have sheep?
Jasbre: i don't tell you everything.
Matchy: where did you last have them?
Jasbre: 5 minutes ago.
Travis: ha! Damn fool can't keep track of his sheep!
Jasbre: shut up. Anyways, we need to go find them!
Spongebot’s ghost: oooo…. Im a ghost so i caaaant….
Jasbre: someone get Luigi over here, weve got a ghost problem.
Polar: im in, i guess.
Travis: im in, too. Ran out of napkins anyways.
Kelpy: what?
Matchy: sure.
(Pampers walks in)
Pampers: sorry I'm late!
Polar: you're in the wrong series, begone!
(Pampers runs off)
Seemsgood: sure, but only for a little, still got the cops on my back.
Jasbre: we're all in?
Everyone except spongebot and pluto: sure, we guess.
Jasbre: (walks out door) let's go!
(Everyone but Pluto and Spongebob walk out)
(Pluto walks in)
Pluto: sorry, i had to spit out a vocabulary of swears in the closet. So can we do the intro again, or-
(Zooms out to reveal everyone but Spongebot gone)
Pluto: back in the closet i go. Now where did i put that book of swears?
(Cuts to everyone except Pluto and spongebot outside surrounding a sheep pen)
Jasbre: this is where i last saw them.
Matchy: i think i found the problem.
Jasbre: yeah?
Matchy: which one of you damn fools left the gate open?
(Zooms out to reveal the gate open)
(Zooms into kelpy after a short pause)
(Kelpy lets out an embarrassed laugh)
Matchy: i vote we eat him.
Jasbre: uh, no. 
Travis: there's a bigger problem at play.
Jasbre: yes?
Travis: which one of you damn fools left the front gate to the clubhouse open?
(Kelpy lets out an even more embarrassed laugh)
Jasbre: lets go to the woods!
(60 second montage of the gang hunting for the sheep. The gang goes back to the clubhouse)
Jasbre: i guess my sheep are lost forever.
Travis: there they are!
Jasbre: that's a rock!
Matchy: i found them.
Jasbre: what?!
(The sheep stumble back in drunk)
Jasbre: there you are! Where were you?!
Sheep 1: we went off to a bar in the woods.
Sheep 2: we got so drunk we almost burned down it.
Sheep 3: we did, in fact.
Locknloaded23: is that seriously how this episode is gonna end? Drunk sheep?
Sheep 2: you're one to talk, you once ended an episode with the main character getting sick!
Locknloaded23: (raises fists) wanna go you son of a-
Pluto: (over speaker) it's time for the f**k off dance!
(Everyone cheers as they go back inside except for Locknloaded who flips the sheep off)
(F*** off dance plays)
End.
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