Exclamations/Hood

The Malazan Book of the Fallen series and related novels contained many exclamations and expressions which were specific to that world. This article aims to list those pertaining to Hood and some of the known users of these expressions.
"A Hood-damned assault"
::BlendOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 19, US TPB p.529
"As cold as Hood's forked tongue"
::GeslerHouse of Chains, Chapter 5, US SFBC p.255
"As if I give a Hood's toenail about [that]"
::StormyThe Bonehunters, Chapter 8, US SFBC p.381
"Aw, t'Hood with it"
::Grisp FalauntOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 12, US TPB p.361
"Blessings to Hood"
::Korbolo DomHouse of Chains, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.308
"Bloody Hood"
::SuthStonewielder, Chapter 11, US HC p.564
"By the Hooded One"
::Hunchbacked pimpDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 2, US HC p.61
"Chew on Hood's arsehole"
::SpindleToll the Hounds, Chapter 22, US SFBC p.895
"Crazy fucking Hood-damned lunatic"
::JeralKellanved's Reach, Chapter 4, US TPB p.65
"Curse all of you to Hood's darkest pits"
::WarinKellanved's Reach, Chapter 8, US HC p.136
"Dammit to Hood"
::Cartheron CrustDeadhouse Landing, Chapter 11, US TPB p.216
"Damned Hood-pit"
::Iron BarsMidnight Tides, Chapter 16, US SFBC p.503
"Damn it all to Hood"
::Cartheron CrustForge of the High Mage, Chapter 18, UK HC p.284
"Damn it to Hood"
::Ullen KhadeveReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 3 Chapter 1, US HC p.568
"Damn them to Hood's deepest abyss"
::JeralKellanved's Reach, Chapter 12, US HC p.185
"Damn you all to Hood's deepest pits"
::GreymaneStonewielder, Chapter 12, US HC p.578
"Damn you to Hood's Abyss"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 5
"Damn you to Hood's lost Abyss"
::K'essOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 17, US TPB p.496
"Damn you to Hood's paths"
::JallinOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 2, US TPB p.94
"Dark as Hood's armpit"
::Krute of TalientToll the Hounds, Chapter 5, US SFBC p.162
"Dead god's bones!"
::BendanOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 13, US TPB p.378
"Dead Hood's own grin"
::AraganOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 14, UK TPB p.553
"For Hood's Sake"
::TattersailGardens of the Moon, Chapter 4, UK MMPB p.153
::PickerToll the Hounds, Chapter 1, UK HB p.31
::MalletToll the Hounds, Chapter 3, UK HB p.64
::GreymaneStonewielder, Chapter 1, UK PB p.85
"Get(ting) the Hood out of here"
::MalletMemories of Ice, Chapter 17
"Go to Hood"
::Anonymous soldierStonewielder, Chapter 2, US HC p.94
"Go to Hood's Path"
::MaraDancer's Lament, Chapter 20, US HC p.370
"Got Hood by the nose hairs"
:FiddlerThe Bonehunters, Chapter 22, US SFBC p.857
"Hood"
::BluepearlToll the Hounds, Chapter 1, UK HB p.20
"Hood above"
::HedgeReaper's Gale, Chapter 20, US HC p.597
"Hood be damned"
::NaitReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 6, US HC p.518
"Hood bless these"
::DuikerDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 10, US HC p.262
"Hood-blinked"
::KulpDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 6, US HC p.155
"Hood-blown"
::PickerMemories of Ice, Chapter 11
"Hood bugger them"
::JhardinReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 4, US HC p.412
"Hood-cursed"
::Ghelel Rhik TayliinReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 1, US HC p.255
"Hood curse [them]"
::Corabb Bhilan Thenu'alasHouse of Chains, Chapter 19, US SFBC p.645
"Hood-damned"
::MurkBlood and Bone, Chapter 3, US HC p.111
::Dorin RavDancer's Lament, Prelude, US HC p.2
::DancerDeadhouse Landing, Chapter 2, US TPB p.56
"Hood-damned bastard"
::Orjin SamarrKellanved's Reach, Chapter 1, US HC p.10
"Hood-damned idiot"
::LeffToll the Hounds, Chapter 9, US SFBC p.348
"Hood damn this"
::DancerForge of the High Mage, Chapter 9, UK HC p.131
"Hood damn you"
::AyalForge of the High Mage, Chapter 14, UK HC p.212
"Hood drag you down, you piece of inhuman shit"
::OgilvyReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 1 Chapter 1
"Hooded One take you"
::HoneyReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 5, US HC p.458
"Hood forbid"
::AntsyToll the Hounds, Chapter 15, UK HB p.543
"Hood forfend"
::Dorin RavDancer's Lament, Chapter 4, US HC p.76
"Hood forgive me"
::Rillish Jal KethStonewielder, Chapter 10, US HC p.520
"Hood-forsaken"
::MhybeMemories of Ice, Chapter 13, UK MMPB p.507
"Hood-grinning"
::Toc the YoungerMemories of Ice, Chapter 12, UK MMPB p.498
"Hood help us"
::SilkDancer's Lament, Chapter 17, US HC p.321
"Hood-kissed"
:PickerMemories of Ice, Chapter 2, UK MMPB 86
"Hood kiss that"
::Unknown Crimson GuardReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 1 Chapter 2, UK TPB p.50
"Hood knew"
::Barathol MekharToll the Hounds, Chapter 9, UK HB p.307
"Hood knows"
::GruntleToll the Hounds, Chapter 13, UK HB p.470
"Hood knows what"
::MaybeThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.283
"Hood look away"
::Rillish Jal KethReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 3 Chapter 2, US HC p.577
"Hood no!"
::Braven ToothThe Bonehunters, Chapter 22, US SFBC p.860
"Hood on a pointy spike"
::AntsyOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 6, US TPB p.167
"Hood on his bone throne"
::NaitReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 2, UK PB p.187
"Hood pluck his balls and chew slow"
::Urko CrustThe Bonehunters, Chapter 4, UK MMPB p.208
"Hood preserve them"
::UssüStonewielder, Chapter 4, US HC p.198
"Hood refuse this"
::PossumReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 3 Chapter 2, US HC p.583
"Hood roast us all"
::SandsHouse of Chains, Chapter 26, US SFBC p.837
"Hood rot the bastards"
::Kalam MekharHouse of Chains, Chapter 9, US SFBC p.350	
"Hood rot the cowards one and all"
::SulmarDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 13, US HC p.352
"Hood-spawned"
::KeriStonewielder, Chapter 5, US HC p.260
"Hood spare me"
::Unnamed sergeantReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 1 Chapter 5, US HC p.225
"Hood squeeze my balls"
::Quick BenThe Bonehunters, Chapter 15, UK MMPB p.738
"Hood take..."
::Unnamed marineGardens of the Moon, Chapter 4, UK MMPB p.143
"Hood take his rotten soul to the deepest pit"
::BaudinDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 7, US HC p.180
"Hood take it"
::WhiskeyjackGardens of the Moon, Chapter 4, UK MMPB p.133
"Hood take me"
::Toc the YoungerMemories of Ice, Chapter 1
"Hood-taken"
::KenebThe Bonehunters, Chapter 13, US SFBC p.549
"Hood take us"
::KenebThe Bonehunters, Chapter 6, US SFBC p.235
"Hood take you"
::Samar DevToll the Hounds, Chapter 13, UK HB p.747
"Hood take your tongue"
::Unknown Crimson GuardReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 1 Chapter 2, UK PB p.50
"Hood's Abyss"
::FiddlerDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 11, UK MMPB p.452
"Hood's balls"
::KenebThe Bonehunters, Chapter 6, UK MMPB p.307
::GeslerThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, UK MMPB p.392
"Hood's balls on a skillet"
::GeslerHouse of Chains, Chapter 26, UK MMPB p.997
"Hood's balls skewered on a spit"
::CuttleHouse of Chains, Chapter 8, UK MMPB p.380
"Hood's balls under a big rock"
::FiddlerHouse of Chains, Chapter 19, US SFBC p.628
"Hood's blood"
::BluesForge of the High Mage, Chapter 19, UK HC p.296
"Hood's Bones!"
::FiddlerGardens of the Moon, Chapter 4, UK MMPB p.147
::Barathol MekharThe Bonehunters, Chapter 12, UK MMPB p.609
::ShakyReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 1 Chapter 3, UK TPB p.131
::Grisp FalauntOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 12, US TPB p.361
"Hood's bony arse"
::HurlReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 3, US HC p.341
"Hood's bony balls"
::TeiganKellanved's Reach, Chapter 4, US TPB p.54
"Hood's bony prang"
::Braven ToothReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 3 Chapter 1, UK TPB p.547
"Hood's Breath"
::AntsyGardens of the Moon, Chapter 3, UK MMPB p.120
::BlendMemories of Ice, Chapter 24, UK MMPB p.1054
::CalotGardens of the Moon, Chapter 2, UK MMPB p.63
::Crokus YounghandGardens of the Moon, Chapter 15, UK MMPB p.483
::Ganoes Stabro ParanGardens of the Moon, Chapter 1, UK MMPB p.39Gardens of the Moon, Chapter 22, UK MMPB p.654 - used this expression frequently
::TattersailGardens of the Moon, Chapter 2, UK MMPB p.57
::Toc the YoungerGardens of the Moon, Chapter 9, UK MMPB p.274
::WhiskeyjackGardens of the Moon, Prologue, UK MMPB p.5
"Hood's cautionary finger to that"
::SpindleOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 6, US TPB p.200
"Hood's Curse"
::HairlockGardens of the Moon, UK MMPB, Chapter 2 p.90/Chapter 4 p.167
"Hood's dead breath"
::FallowReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 3, UK TPB p.344
"Hood's dripping tongue"
::Torvald NomHouse of Chains, Chapter 3, UK MMPB p.188
"Hood's feet"
::Anonymous guardDeadhouse Gates, Prologue, US HC p.24
"Hood's fist"
::Ruthan GuddDust of Dreams, Chapter 23, UK HC p.834
"Hood's frantic balls on the fire"
::Quick BenDust of Dreams, Chapter 19, UK HB p.660
"Hood's Gate"
::Unnamed MarineGardens of the Moon, Chapter 4, UK MMPB p.143
::UrkoReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 6, UK TPB p.531
"Hood's Gates and back"
::Kalam MekharGardens of the Moon, Chapter 23, US HC p.468
"Hood's grasp"
::AntsyOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 6, US TPB p.166
"Hood's grin"
::HurlReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 1 Chapter 3, US HC p.143
"Hood's heartless hands"
::KalamHouse of Chains, Chapter 25, US SFBC p.780
"Hood's holy shit"
::BottleDust of Dreams, Chapter 23 UK HC p.835
"Hood's infertile member"
::Nevall Od' OrrReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 4, UK TPB p.364
"Hood's Kiss!"
::NaitReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 6, UK TPB p.523
"Hood's knuckles"
::Anonymous captainDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 1, US HC p.39
"Hood's Laughter!"
::HurlReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 3, UK TPB p.346
::AntsyOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 16, UK TPB p.640
"Hood's leathery feet"
::MaybeHouse of Chains, Chapter 8, UK MMPB p.395
"Hood's litany"
::KorykThe Bonehunters, Chapter 2, UK MMPB p.113
"Hood's marble balls on an anvil"
::WhiskeyjackMemories of Ice, Chapter 19, UK MMPB p.817
"Hood's mercy"
::MappoDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 24, US HC p.591
"Hood's own demons"
::Bridgeburner sergeantNight of Knives, Chapter 3
"Hood's own grasp"
::Orjin SamarrKellanved's Reach, Chapter 1, US HC p.8
"Hood's own nightmare"
::Torvald NomHouse of Chains, Chapter 2, US SFBC p.126
"Hood's own Paths"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 4
"Hood's own shit"
::NaitReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 6, US HC p.518
"Hood's own trouble"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 5
"Hood's own wrath"
::Rillish Jal KethReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 1, US HC p.270
"Hood's pecker"
::FiddlerReaper's Gale, Chapter 21, BCA edition p.688
"Hood's pink belly"
::DeadsmellThe Crippled God, Chapter 4, UK HB p.103
"Hood's rattling bones"
::FiddlerHouse of Chains, Chapter 5, US SFBC p.253
"Hood's shadow"
::KalamDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 23, US HC p.573
"Hood's shithole"
::Quick BenDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 19, US HC p.493
"Hood's stubby ankles"
::RellockDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 18, UK MMPB p.740	
"Hood's teeth"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 3
"Hood's toes"
::SapperDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 10, US HC p.269
"Hood's truth"
::Emancipor ReeseBlood Follows, Section 5
"Hood's weary feet"
::MurillioGardens of the Moon, Chapter 21, US HC p.427
"Hood's wet dream"
::DuikerDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 13, US HC p.357
"Hood's wind"
::Plaintly GraspThe Fiends of Nightmaria, Section 22
"Hood-spawned"
::Malaz City thugNight of Knives, Chapter 3
"Hood-warped"
::Felisin ParanDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 8, US HC p.203
"Hood yes"
::Dorin RavDancer's Lament, Chapter 21, US HC p.371
"Hope to Hood"
::CordThe Bonehunters, Chapter 8, US SFBC p.392
"Horny as Hood's black sceptre"
::DoruthToll the Hounds, Chapter 5, US SFBC p.147
"How in Hood's name"
::BluesForge of the High Mage, Chapter 10, UK HC p.155
"How in the name of Hood"
::AyalForge of the High Mage, Chapter 2, UK HC p.25
"In Hood's dead arse"
::BlendOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 2, US TPB p.68
"In Hood's name"
::Ganoes ParanMemories of Ice, Chapter 25, UK MMPB p.1104
::PickerMemories of Ice, Chapter 25, UK MMPB p.1094
"Into Hood's hoary arms"
::BlendToll the Hounds, Chapter 15, UK HB p.534
"Kiss Hood"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 1
"Kiss of Hood"
::Tene BaraltaDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 2, US HC p.71
"Laugh, Hood"
::HurlReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 3 Chapter 5, US HC p.678
"Like Hood I am"
::GruntleMemories of Ice, Chapter 10
"Like Hood I will"
::HeboricDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 8, US HC p.209
"Like Hood you have"
::GruntleMemories of Ice, Chapter 10, UK MMPB p.412
"May all the swamp gods rot in Hood's own bog!"
::SpaxThe Crippled God, Chapter 23, UK HB p.752
"May Hood preserve me"
::PungDancer's Lament, Chapter 7, US HC p.133
"Mother of Hood!"
::SpindleOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 17, US TPB p.480
"Oh Hood"
::BottleThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.337
"Oh, Hood, no"
::AraganOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 17, US TPB p.491
"Piss on Hood's bony feet"
::Soldier of High House DeathThe Bonehunters, Chapter 3
"Shut the Hood up"
::LenStonewielder, Chapter 3, US HC p.176
"Shut your Hood-cursed mouth"
::Malaz City thugNight of Knives, Chapter 2
"Spit Hood on a stake"
::FiddlerReaper's Gale, Chapter 21, US HC p.630
"Sure as Hood"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 4
"Sure as the bony finger of the Taker"
::YusekOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 6, US TPB p.195
"Swear it with one heel on Hood's own foreskin"
::HurlochelThe Bonehunters, Chapter 15, UK MMPB p.729
"Sweet Hood on his Bony Horse"
::MolkReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 1, UK TPB p.246
"Thank Hood"
::Masan GilaniThe Crippled God, Chapter 2, US TPB p.52
"Thank Hood's dusty feet"
::LeomanThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.314
"There'd be Hood to pay"
::SnellToll the Hounds, Chapter 9, US SFBC p.359
"This pock-on-Hood's-ass of a kingdom"
::Iron BarsMidnight Tides, Chapter 16, US SFBC p.495
"Togg damned-to-Hood"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 1
"To Hood with you"
::JallinOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 1, US HC p.37
"To Hood you are"
::FiddlerThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.296
"To the Paths of the Dead with you"
::AntsyOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 15, US TPB p.427
"Trapped between Hood and the damned Abyss"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 1
"Tug Hood's snake till he shrieks"
::FiddlerThe Bonehunters, Chapter 13, UK MMPB p.639
"Whatever in Hood's name"
::FiddlerThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.292
"What in Hood's name"
::BalmThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.308
"What in Hood's own burial pit"
::TemperNight of Knives, Chapter 6
"What In Hood's soiled trousers?"
::StormyThe Bonehunters, Chapter 8, UK MMPB p.463
"What in the name of fallen Hood"
::K'essOrb Sceptre Throne, Chapter 6, US TPB p.184
"What in the name of Hood"
::Dorin RavDancer's Lament, Prelude, US HC p.8
"What in the name of Hood's bony balls"
::GregarKellanved's Reach, Chapter 4, US HC p.54
"What in the name of the Hooded Harrower?"
::KyleStonewielder, Chapter 2, UK TPB p.170
"What on this side of Hood's Paths"
::SilkDancer's Lament, Chapter 9, US HC p.180
"Where in Hood's arse"
::Dol D'AvigReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 4, US HC p.375
"Where in Hood's name"
::StringsHouse of Chains, Chapter 11, US SFBC p.420
"Where in Hood's Paths"
::Ghelel Rhik TayliinReturn of the Crimson Guard, Book 2 Chapter 1, US HC p.254
"Where in Hood's pit"
::CuttleThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.291
"Whoever in Hood's name"
::PearlThe Bonehunters, Chapter 7, US SFBC p.274
"Who in Hood's bony arse"
::Courian D'AvoreKellanved's Reach, Chapter 11, US HC p.178
"Why in Hood's name"
::KulpDeadhouse Gates, Chapter 6, US HC p.154
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