Crazy's Stomach Autism

This is the thirty-third episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(CrazySponge is eating his typical bowl of Cheerios at 3 in the morning)
Crazy: Oh boy, 3am! You know what that means!
Cheerios cereal box on top of the counter: Oh no..
(Crazy grabs the Cheerios box and pours him a bowl)
Crazy: Have a bowl, Mr. CrazySponge! Hahahahahaha I’m so funny.
(As he goes through the bowl, his stomach starts making very odd noises)
Crazy: I swear, my stomach is becoming its own being right now. SHUT UP, BELLY! SHUT UP!
Belly: Suck my dick.
Crazy: I AM NOT GAY!
Belly: Come on man, you gotta admit it once and for all. Admit you are gay like a REAL MAN!
Crazy: For the last time, I AM NOT GAY!!!
Belly: Fine, be in denial.
Crazy: In that case, I love being in denial.
Belly: THAT’S IT! STOMACH AUTISM, ASSEMBLE!
Crazy: Stomach aut-what?
(A weird glitchy being comes out of CrazySponge’s stomach, forming into its own humanoid monster)
Stomach autism: Hello, it is I, the manifestation of your crappy eating habits.
Crazy: o no. anyway…
Stomach autism: THERE IS NO ANYWAY! YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO ME AT ONCE!
Crazy: Come on man, I know you’re trying to play this out like some comedy.
Golfpecks: THAT’S MY LINE! UNPRODUCTIVE!
Crazy: How did you get into my house?
(Golfpecks disintegrates)
Crazy: Huh. Well then.
(The stomach autism forms a crown on top of its head)
Stomach autism: Ha! Now you MUST bow down to me, your new ruler!
Crazy: Nuh-uh.
Stomach autism: What? But… I AM YOUR NEW RULER! I will rule you, as you have mistreated my friend here, the stomach, for… how old are you?
Crazy: Infinity plus four.
Stomach autism: INFINITY PLUS FOUR YEARS? How is that even possible?!
(CrazySponge shrugs)
Stomach autism: No matter, as I still plan on ruling your household, and then… THE WORLD!
Crazy: (scoffs) Like that’s ever gonna happen.
Stomach autism: Oh it will. And I even have an entire spreadsheet of my plans. Wanna see it?
Crazy: Hmm… I’ll bite.
Stomach autism: Great!
(The stomach autism pulls out a giant spreadsheet of his plans. CrazySponge looks over it judgingly)
Stomach autism: What’s wrong? My plans too PERFECT for you? Muhahahaha!
Crazy: Quite the contrary, actually. You made a typo here. It’s spelled “world”, not “wurld”.
Stomach autism: I-is that your problem with it?!
Crazy: There’s another typo right here. Wrong form of “its”.
Stomach autism: (taken aback) WHAT?! BUT- BUT MY PLAN IS PERFECTION! THERE ARE NO ERRORS IN IT WHATSOEVER!
Crazy: And why is there a stain over in the corner?
Stomach autism: GAH! THAT WAS YOU AND YOUR STUPID CHEERIOS!
Crazy: Cheerios aren’t wet, bozo.
Stomach autism: (slowly shrinking) STOP! I FEEL POWERLESS!
Crazy: Good! That’s what you get for messing with… CRAZYSPONGE! HOOPLAAAAAA!
Stomach autism: (now the size of a pea, high-pitched voice) YOU DARE MESS WITH ME?!
Crazy: Oh, I dare. There’s nobody who can take down a part of my body better than myself.
Stomach autism: But the Cheerios! The Cheesecake Factory pasta! THAT’S ALL YOU EAT!
Crazy: Why do you care so much?
Stomach autism: I-IT’S UNHEALTHY, YOU CRETIN! AHHHHH!
(CrazySponge steps on the stomach autism, and it vanishes completely)
Crazy: Well great, now my shoe is all goopy. Oh well, at least my Battle for Bikini Bottom socks are okay.
Sock autism: Hello.
(CrazySponge screams as the episode ends)
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