Associated Super Scrubs- Episode 1:ASS

Episode 1 of Associated Super Scrubs.
==Meet: ASS==
====ASS HQ====
Spingebill:Hey guys,what's going on?
Wesley Willis:I don't know but John Stewart said he had to go onto a mission with the Green Lanterns.
John:*fighting the Sinestro Corps somewhere far off*
Spingebill:Well I got Canadiasis.
Mr.Gus:Well, you ARE a yellow sponge.
Spingebill:Huh??
Mr.Gus: Nevermind.
Tupac:Hey I'mma write a song with Wesley anyway. It'll be called "Jay-Z is a queer!"
Wesley:Sounds like a plan.
Isaiah:Okay so...
Mauii:*looks at Isaiah* Yes?
Isaiah:*turns back*...nevermind.
Mauii:So this is the base. How...quaint.
Mr.Gus:It was designed by John and it was built by Spingebill.
Spingebill:It took us three months but we finally built it!
Apallo: -walks out of the kitchen souping last night's take out- 
Isaiah:...Apallo?
Apallo: Hey....-sees Spingebill- Arent you from the YTP World?
Spingebill:No, I was just named after him... unfortunately.
Jay-Z: whatevs man i wrote the magna carta
Buray: doesn't count scrub
Apallo: -sighs- Man there was like only a hand full of noodles in here. We should go out to eat.
Tupac:*headlocks Jay-Z* You suck
Apallo: Im glad my daughters didnt follow me here....
Isaiah:But where are we going to eat? Popeye's for old time's sake???
Honoo: *Mostly ignoring the conversation reading, Although he pitches in at the part of the food* I'll go if I'm not paying.
Buray: u better pay m8
Apallo: Well how about we go to that party everyone was talking about. You know the After Hours thing.
Mauii:It does sound like a plan, Apallo!
Isaiah:Honoo is paying. Sorry.
Honoo: Why am I paying? I don't have any on me.
-Maruy is playing in the back-
Apallo: -sighs- It starts in an hour so we gotta get ready
Honoo: *Shuts his book* I guess I'll tag along.
Isaiah:Aight.
Mauii:Well a party sounds cool..
Maury: JUU R NOT DE FADA!
Apallo: I wish that show will die.
Isaiah:It's a joke. And you know what else is a joke? Sexism.
Apallo: True. Now. Lets get ready foos
Wesley:We'd best have a harmony joyride.
Apallo: Isaiah?
Isaiah:Aight. Well will we head out now or...
Kris: I FOUND YOU!
Isaiah:Didn't you like...die?
Bluray: Or get shot by the Retcon Raygun.
Kris: No no no no no. I was sent away to rehab.......... for so many years..I was just let out...
Mr.Gus:....who are you
Bluray: girl it was like a YEAR. kris is apallo's original daughter who wanted isaiah but she got retconned sent to rehab
Apallo: Um Kris...why dont you go home....meet your sisters....
Kris: EH Alright. But I gotta go to the bank and get what I had saved.
Isaiah:NO...not a YEAR, almost three years. Hell, I'd assume you had been killed off at this point considering the year now is 2013. You've not encountered me since 2011, which, coincidentally, was a while before I met Sparks and then at that point I had too many love interests; it was unhealthy. Either way, it's amazing that you've finally returned. Anyway, you got the child support, RIGHT?
Bluray: lol backstory
FORTH WALL DAMAGE COUNT: 2 no
Mauii:...?
Bluray: Nothin'.
Apallo: Um...I think she needs to go...
Kris: Yea... -gets into her car- Caio~
Bluray: it's ciao not caio. gg
Apallo: hururururrurur
Wesley:What the fuck.
Isaiah:What's so funny.
Apallo; Nothing...anyway....let's go
Bluray: OK.
Isaiah:THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT, APALLO.
==AT DA PARTY==
Wesley:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jay-Z: (puts on his album) 
Tupac:WHAT THE FUCK YOU COMMERCIAL WHORE
Jay-Z: What evs you WISH at least I'm ALIVE
Tupac:I was always alive ya dumbass!!! Biggie's fat ass whom you ride off of is the one who's DEAD!!
Apallo: .....Um..... who the hell?
Isaiah:....*shrug*
Bluray: I say we go to another room before--
Jay-Z: WELL WHICH ONE OF US IS STILL MAKING MUSIC? THOUGHT SO BITCH.
Bouncer: Ok you two break it up -gets inbetween Pac and Z-
Apallo: -sighs- Let's just let them get kicked out. They can find thier way home.
Wesley:What the fuck is going on.
Bluray: Jay-Z is being a whiny bitch.
Jay-Z: SCREW YOU VEGETA HAIRED FAGGOT.
Bouncer: -bashes Z's Face in and tosses his ass on the pavement-
Tupac:*holds his head* Shame....
Mauii:What the- why are they even- why did this even-
Apallo: -sighs-
Dana: -walking over to them- Hey Papa
Apallo: Dana, I thought you were with your roomies
Isaiah:Apallo do you even pay child support.
Apallo: All of my children live with me execpt Junior and Dana. Rodney was destroied for turning on everyone blaw bla bla
Smoke:LAQUISHA!!!! I KNOW YOU IN HERE.... I GOT CONDOMS!!!!!
Isaiah:Oh god it's Smoke.
Apallo; What is up with names like Laquisha?
Mauii:...ghetto names and stereotypes. *cringes*
Apallo: Yea.... fucking nasty
Smoke:ANY OF Y'ALL SEEN LAQUISHA??!?!?!!?!?
Mauii:NO, GET OUT.
Dana: -starts to walk by him to get to the food table- 
Rodney: I'M GONNA KILL YOU DAD! YOU AND YOUR FREAKING LOSER FRIENDS! FRICKING FRICK!
Bluray: (pulls Retcon Raygun and shoots Rodney) RODNEY GETS RETCONNED
Apallo: Who ws that/
(u think ur fukn slik)
Isaiah:Michael's reincarnation?
Apallo: Oh wait.....that was Rodney...my adopted son..... fucking traitor
Isaiah: He was like Michael and died like him too...pity.
Apallo: Lets just party
Isaiah:Jay-Z sucks now.
Jay-Z: (convulsing)
Bluray (picks him up, puts him in the trash and walks off) Party time!
Shit Doggy Dogg: -sings his song from that Animated Titanic Movie-
Apallo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -picks him up and tosses him out-
Mauii:I'm gonna go now...
Bluray: You sure--
Mauii: (negative filter; demonic voice) HELL YES.
EPISODE END
Category:Associated Super Scrubs