Hide And Die

Hide and Die is the forty-fifth episode of Teletubbies, it is about Po being a psychopathic seeker in a demented Hide and Seek round.
== Plot ==
The episode begins with an establishing shot of the Tubby Tower, completely covered in a fine layer of dust blanketing the outer walls. The camera pans into the tower, where we see the Teletubbies in cobweb cocoons and Noo-Noo having a spasm over all the dust. Laa-Laa asks Dipsy if he can make a couple of Shames for the Xbox 360, Dipsy responds with a plain, "eeeugh..." Po then suddenly gets the strength to break out of her cocoon as she has got an idea. Po uses her Fruit Loop of Doom to free the others and vaporise the dust. She informs the others to come outside, so they do for the first time in 5 months.
Po talks about her idea: a game of Hide and Seek with a twist, the others are confused as to what she means, and she only respawns with a foreboding, "You'll see... heheheheheh, HEHhehehehehah, HAHAHAHAHAHAH HA-HA HORF!".
Po counts to 50, and then proceeds to search, every time she gets close to one of her victims, the screen transitions to a first-person POV with a red tint, heavy breathing and grain. The Teletubbies are found in these locations:
* Tinky Winky - In a pile of dust, he is easily picked off with a shotgun.
* Dipsy - disguised as a flower, with his antenna as a stem, he gets plucked out of the ground and drowned in the Teletubby Land Acid Lake.
* Noo-Noo - Hidden in tall grass, torn into two slices with a chainsaw.
* Laa-Laa - Inside Noo-Noo, waterboarded with Tubby Custard.
* Thumper - Killed just for sick kicks, sliced apart by Po's sharp fingernails.
After Thumper's demise, the camera pans to Po, who is slender, sharp clawed, has glowing red eyes, and a purple forked tongue. After flicking her tongue thrice, Po shrieks at the viewers and guts the screen apart.
== Reception ==
Children who watched this soon became horror movie fans and BBC associated assasins. Parents? Guess what they thought.
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