A New Problem/Splatoon (Anime TV series)

This is a transcript based on the very first episode of the Splatoon anime.
== Transcript ==
Anyhow, we follow our little friend on his trip to Inkopolis, hoping he could fit in well with the city and maybe make it big...
Evan: *Sleeping next to window*
Random Kid: Move! *Pushes Evan out of window*
Evan: Ow! I was asleep you know!
Random Kid: Sorry. You were blocking my view of the city.
Evan: *Looks up and out of window* Huh? We're already there?
Random Kid: *Grins* Hm. Never thought you'd make it here did you? 
Evan: *Rolls his eyes as other people begin to swarm the window*
*Inkopolis comes into view*
Evan: Such a beauty... I can't believe I'll actually be able to be here... in person.
Ah yes, this is our little friend. Evan, 14 years of age and a former student in a town far from home. He has very little friends, but very little to lose. Of course though, he may have a hard time fitting in.
*Intro plays*
*Train enters Inkopolis*
 Evan: *Looking around* Wow. Such huge buildings. I know I've already said it but... I can't believe I'm here. *Runs off into street*
Evan: *Stops at clothing store* Maybe I should get some new clothes... hm... *Checks pocket change* Oh right, I don't have much still. I knew this beanie was a waste. *Tugs at beanie* 
*Camera pans, showing other Inklings talking and running around together. A giant screen is on the building in the center when the news suddenly comes on*
Callie (On-screen): Hold onto your Tentacles. 
Marie (On-Screen): Because we have some fresh news for you all.
Random Girl: *Gasp* Look, it's on again.
Evan: *Running across main plaza over to construction site before stopping dead in tracks* What?
Callie (On-Screen): If you're looking forward to battling today, we're sorry to tell you that litterally half of the battle stages have to be shut down for... power reasons.
Marie (On-Screen): WHAA!?!?!? You didn't tell me this?
Callie (On-Screen): Pst. Pst. Note to Marie, you don't watch battles so you wouldn't care. *Rolls eyes*
Marie (On Screen): Oh right. 
Callie (On Screen): Also, has anyone noticed that the Zap Fish thing on top of the tower is... missing?
Marie(On Screen): The what?
Callie(On Screen): *Sigh*, the giant whale on top of our tower that supplies energy to the Inklings.
Evan: Huh? *Looks up at Zapfish tower to notice the Zapfish is missing* Ugh. Well that reeks of problems. And I just arrived as well.
Marie (On-Screen): Ah, don't worry. I'm sure he'll be back. 
Callie (On Screen): Coming from the person who didn't even know he existed... Well, this is Callie and Marie telling you to...
Marie and Callie (On Screen): Stay Fresh!
*All Inklings (Except Evan) on the plaza continue to ignore the message*
Random Girl: And who the heck are you?
Evan: *Looks back at girl* Huh?
Random Girl: You look so... 4 years ago. Ew. 
Evan: *Annoyed look*, I'm on it. Just give me a break. *Runs off to construction site and quickly picks up a jacket laying around*
Well... Evan is definitely going to stand out... whatever, all he needs to do is quickly register for the upcoming Turf War Draft that's approaching pretty quickly. 
Captain Cuttle Fish: *In a sarcastic voice* Damn. If only some smart kid was willing to jump down this thing and help me for once... 
Evan: *Turns to the Captain* What?
Captain Cuttle Fish: *Jumps back into gutter* 
Evan: *Looks around and notices how everyone is just ignoring him* Hm. Creepy old guy? Not trusting tha-,
Captain Cuttle Fish: *Grabs Evans leg and drags him under*
Evan: WHOA! *Turns into Squid before falling into the gutter*
TBC
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