Mr Twitch

Mr Twitch is the owner of Twitch and the various Bit mines. He has been known to wear a top hat and crash streams 
that are not "profitable". 
== History ==
Mr Twitch created Twitch in 1894 after discovering vast Bit mines in the Oklahoma wilderness. Mr Twitch's idea was to take advantage of the moving picture craze and stream live games of bridge, old timey fisticuffs and competitive cat grooming. Twitch was an instant success and Mr Twitch grew a mustache in celebration. Amazon attempted to buy Twitch in 2014, but Mr Twitch bought Amazon instead and put the literal website to work in his Bit mines. 
== Personal Life ==
Mr Twitch enjoys polo, suppressing worker unions, making smoke come out of his big chimneys at Twitch HQ and monocle testing. Mr Twitch has been known to be a fan of Barry and sends him cigars and fresh gooses if Barry has successfully mined a profitable amount of Bits.
== Quotes ==
* "I do enjoy money"
* "Profit!"
* "The stock market will never crash"
* "The stock market crashed one time, but I'm still rich!"
* "My Bit mines are not dangerous. The workers limbs were already in the walls!"
* "Sir, I am offended and demand fisticuffs to settle this outrages kerfuffle"
* "If the butler didn't want stabbed then he shouldn't be so poor!" 
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