The Big, Purple Pig-Out

The Big, Purple Pig-Out is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Now imagine you belong to the Barney the Dinosaur™ Hate Club and are currently designing a large skewer on which to roast Barney."
===Question===
If you know that the radius of Barney™ is three feet, in order to penetrate his belly and emerge from the other side, the skewer will have to be a little longer than:
===Question Reading===
"Now let's say you know the radius of Barney™ is three feet, in order to penetrate his belly and emerge from the other side, the skewer will have to be a little longer than:"
===Choices===
1. 3 and a half feet
2. 6 feet
3. 9 feet
4. 12 feet
===Choice Quotes===
1. "3 and a half feet? Wh-what are you trying to use pi to figure this out?"
2. "6 feet. The radius is half the distance through Barney."
3. sound clip
4. "You never quite got the hang of that geometry stuff, did ya?"
===Answer Quote===
"Oh, and I will personally volunteer, to skewer that reptile."
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