For the Scientific Department

== ==
=== Schrodinger ===
"The Opened Hooded Gift of Coziness" 
DESCRIPTION: "Three words. Warm, snug and comfortable."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Red Christmas Hoodie 
=== Young ===
"The Opened Delicious Gift of References"
DESCRIPTION: "Butterscotch-cinnamon pie, one slice."
=== Colms ===
"The Opened Bad Gift of Compositions"
DESCRIPTION: "Irgh...I-I have to...finish it..."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: SCP-012
=== J.J. Dragon ===
"The Opened Unknown Gift of Forgetfulness"
DESCRIPTION: "What? Didn't he like, die or something?"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Question Mark
=== McDonnell ===
"The Opened Anomalous Gift of Procrastination"
DESCRIPTION: "Probably memetic or something."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: SCP-____-J
=== Soni ===
"The Opened Frosted Gift of Treats"
DESCRIPTION: "Preferably eaten by mall cops that ride segways."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Donuts
=== Maj ===
"The Opened Scoped Gift of Weaponry"
DESCRIPTION: "Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Sniper Rifle
=== Horror ===
"The Opened Fashionable Gift of Dyes"
DESCRIPTION: "Every color that you want', there's nothing to complain."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Hair Dye
=== Cheese ===
"The Opened Smelliest Gift of Dairy Products"
DESCRIPTION: "Sometimes, I dream about cheese."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Epoisses Cheese
=== D. ===
"The Opened Crystailized Gift of Creation "
DESCRIPTION: "Oh wait- it's Dimon not Diamond."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Diamonds
=== B0b ===
"Th3 l3773ry g1ft 0f Numb3r7"
DESCRIPTION: "H3y b0b, wuzzup m8?"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: l33t hax0r
=== Thompson ===
"The Nonporous Gift of Animalia"
DESCRIPTION: "Sponges are animals- no matter what you people think."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Pinepple
=== Rattmannn ===
"The Uplifting Gift of Portals"
DESCRIPTION: "THE CAKE IS A LIE!"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Cake
=== Karver ===
"The Enraged Gift of Enforcement"
DESCRIPTION: "If you don't get in line, I'll get you suspended."
INSIDE YOU FOUND ND: Stun Baton
=== Abafar ===
"The Alcoholic Gift of Terrorism"
DESCRIPTION: "ALLAHU, BELCH, ABAFAR!"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: C4
=== Check ===
"The HUNKED Gift of Checking"
DESCRIPTION: "I have NO IDEA."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Six Pack Abs
=== Capten ===
"The Poor Gift of Leadership"
DESCRIPTION: "Aren't captains supposed to be good at this- oh wait, you're not a captain- you're a 'capten'."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Navy Captain Hat
=== Stool ===
"The Senior Gift of Elders"
DESCRIPTION: "You've been in the Foundation how long? Fifty years?"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Long White Beard
=== Edison ===
"The Young Gift of Miniatures"
DESCRIPTION: "Are you Mini-Young?"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: SCP-5555-J
=== Swords ===
"The Amazing Gift of Swords"
DESCRIPTION: "Is it a machete? An axe? A spear? We'll never know- but it's amazing!"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Buster Sword
=== Malfrous ===
"The Masked Gift of Resurrection"
DESCRIPTION: "Ch ch ch, ah ah ah."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Hockey Mask
== Additional Gifts ==
=== For everyone else who is not in the list and are reading this, ===
"The Hollow Gift of Emptiness"
DESCRIPTION: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
INSIDE YOU FOUND: Nothing
A surprise gift to Drago~
"The Pixelated Gift of Ties"
DESCRIPTION: "Someone spent to much time in the arcades."
INSIDE YOU FOUND: What do you think?