Season 8

in Season 8 (ongoing) egg man kicks it off by playing Pathologic 2. Helblinde gives fukushi advice on how to continue his romcom adventure and he admits to being harassed by being a pigeon. In his hiatus between season 7 and 8 he has been a cardiobunny and as a result he is slowly turning into a muslim tyrannosaurus rex that resists alcohol and drugs, possibly the pigeon is calling upon his ancestral blood by doing a mating call because helblinde looks like a t-rex now. In the first episode of season 8 it was announced that the streams will be much shorter than previously, shat was very supportive of it. The official intro of season 8 can be watched here.
One of the key events of season 8 is the quest to find out who helblonde is, Helblinde suspects that it is a collaboration between multiple members from shat. These accusations are being denied by multiple members from shat and there is no evidence that it is a conspiracy between multiple shatters. It might all just be in blinde's head and he might have forgotten to take his medication. Another explanation is that egg is running the page himself and is gaslighting shat into believing something else.
In this season helblinde also ponders over the way which he will die and stating that the only purpose in life is to live as long as possible. Most likely helblinde will die from a gifflar overdose or a glass shard. Though he may also die from the kung flu, as he contracted that and it made him sound like Bixa Muda. He also revealed that his balls are brown and that the doctor complimented his balls for being made of steel.
Helblinde revealed his least political take of holding politicians accountable by making them hold a duel like in the old west and making whoever wins president and that incest is good if you want to become a golfer.
== Riven ==
During gameplay of the game Riven, a puzzle game, eggman admitted to having a sponsorship with mickey mouse due to his voice sounding like goofy thanks to the kung flu. This sponsorship deal should last until the kung flu subsides, which should be about 2 weeks. Currently it is unknown if helblinde has previously been vaccinated against it. Three days later the sponsorship with michael rat was canceled because his voice started sounding normal.
On the first Riven stream helblinde expressed concerns about big streamers such as dr disrespect being into kids, stating that "this is more common among streamers with more than 1000 subscribers". After that statement helblinde gained 5 more subscribers, putting his subscriber count on a grand total of 65. He also spent the entire stream roaming around the map while looking for the puzzles, requiring guidance from Fukushi by the means of "warmer" and "colder" to approximate his location to his first quest. After locating the first quest bald man blew up a bridge for no apparent reason.
While playing Riven helblinde admitted to being schizophrenic and having written down all the numbers in the game because they might convey a special message that was meant specifically for him. There are concerns of him being gangstalked by the CIA.
== World of Warcraft ==
In his off time, helblinde has been raiding in world of warcraft, eventually he had the brilliant idea of streaming his adventures in retail WoW, this has resulted in the bald man playing counter-strike 2 and geoguessr, with regards to the former he has stated that "the weapons feel like garbage, as if there's a massive delay when firing". As a result of playing CS2 once on stream, Tushonk's counter-strike addiction has reinstated and his current whereabouts are unknown, though he might be homeless and residing in a nuclear power plant.
While playing WoW helblinde has revealed that he has gone to the gym twice days in a row, at the expense of cycling. This has resulted in one of his arm atrophying and the other one growing like a tumor. He insists that the size difference is "barely noticeable" and that "shat is just gaslighting" him. He also got mogged at the gym.
Besides World of Warcraft, CS2 and geoguesser, blinde has also started playing anime music quiz and bandle again. It is currently unknown if he will return to Osu.
== Side events ==
This season is also notorious for harassment from Fukushi against Nagabro, where Nagabro successfully keeps making helEgg pyramids and Fukushi retroactively removes one of the lines to ruin said pyramid. Members of shat have voiced their concerns about this abuse of moderator powers by Fukushi.
Currently multiple members of shat are engaged in the art of muscle building and strength training in the mosque of iron, some members (such as karl and frysd) have even expressed interest in climbing on top of rocks and some are pursuing blinde in becoming cardiobunnies through the means of cycling.
Shat member morda is currently engaged in the "crackwhore" event, where he has to resist getting laid by his crackhead neighbor.
Prior to season 8 a few members have been crafting meals for themselves in what is called "Hel's Kitchen", so far the majority of the meals produced have been edible and have not been laced with LCD.
During the world of warcraft streams it was revealed that JennaU has probably become a normie and abandoned us, shat wished her their best regards and hopes that she will get a girlfriend in college.
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