Minecraft Lobster

The Minecraft Lobster is a nightmarish inclusion in the Minecraft Forbidden Update. It has "several mechanics". If you walk within range of it, it begins a 5 minute long burlesque dance, and opens it's "Special Flap". It will then proceed to pull out its massive erection, making an "OOOH!" sound and will point at it, in an attempt to get your attention.
Bane of Arthropods works on this creature, for it is an arthropod itself. The Bane of Arthropods IV will instantly kill it. Killing the lobster in its "burlesque phase" will give you Crab Meat. Killing it afterwards, or before it's given the chance to enter the phase will have it drop Shell Parts instead, usable in making the new Shell Armour.
== Mortal Qombat ==
Because of how damaging the lobster was, he managed to leak out of the game by glitching out of existence- due to Bedrock being a "buggy piece of shit". This caused the character to leak into another game entirely, and also reality, because, er, reasons.
He makes his appearance in Mortal Qombat as a playable fighter. Naturally due to his chaotic, eldritch nature, he aligned himself with the Pure Evil Guys against Dot Cotton and the Good Guys.
== Trivia ==
* This was a BIG MISTAKE, as said by Mojang themselves.
* This creature was created over a discussion on Bane of Arthropods, and why there should've been more arthropod enemies within Minecraft.
* The shell is bright red, despite not being boiled. His shell is pigmented in a bizarre way.
* There are technically two versions of the Minecraft Lobster: the Bedrock Lobster and Java Lobster. The Java Lobster would have never been able to leave the game unlike the Bedrock variant because of its codebase being more solid.
== Notes ==
* It is not arbitrary.
== References ==
Category:Characters
Category:Animal Characters
Category:Really, Really Crap Characters
Category:Eldritch
Category:Mortal Qombat Characters