The Rent Is Too Cursed High

The Rent Is Too Cursed High was a virtual representation of one of Kassandra's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
==Description==
A merchant sought the help of a mercenary. Kassandra answered.
==Dialogue==
Kassandra noticed a job posted on a message board.
*Note:Traveling merchant betrayed by bandits. Need a mercenary.
She sought out the merchant and addressed him.
*Kassandra: I picked up your message on the board. What's happening?
*Man: The hardest part of being a traveling merchant is all the travel. Er... I mean, you have to find a place to sleep. I came across a bandit camp and they let me stay there. Even shared their wine with me.
*Kassandra: But then they robbed you. Because they are bandits.
*Man: I figured if I was giving them drachmae to stay in the camp, they wouldn't take my drachmae. It made sense at the time. I think. No more drinking wine at bandit camps.
<tabber>
|-|You want all the outlaws to be killed.=
|-|You want the drachmae brought to you.=
*Kassandra: You want me to get it from the bandits?
*Man: No.
</tabber>
*Man: All the bandits must die.
(Accept - I'll hunt the outlaws.)
*Kassandra: I'll help you.
*Man: What a relief.
*Kassandra: I'll be back when everything's taken care of.
Kassandra sought out the bandit camp and killed its inhabitants before returning to the merchant.
*Man: You're back. Have you killed them?
*Kassandra: I took care of them. Every last one.
*Man: I'm a man of my word, so here's your reward.
*Kassandra: That'll do.
==Outcome==
Kassandra helped the merchant.
==Trivia==
*The memory name is a reference to , leader of the , saying it, it has since become an internet meme.
==References==
*Assassin's Creed: Odyssey
Category:Memories of Kassandra
Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5