Underworld conversations

Underworld is one of several locations featuring dynamic conversations , using a distinct system: 
# All characters use a HELLO based on their faction, location, and/or target
# The game then selects the response depending on the target NPC's faction and location and/or the speaker's identity
# If that NPC has a special routine, it can also select that one
The page has been ordered in what seemed to be the most sensible way, based on the Underworld Conversations (ConvUnderworld) quest. Each header refers to the NPC who initiates the conversation. Each conversation has been given an arbitrary number for convenience. If there are multiple lines listed next to a single speaker, assume that they are randomized unless otherwise specified.
==Ahzrukhal==
	Speaker 	Conversation
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon. Charon! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon. Charon! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon... come here. I want to talk to you about something...
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon. Come here. Now.
	Charon 	What?
	Charon 	<grunts>
	Ahzrukhal 	I want you to keep a closer eye on these bastards. I caught one of them trying to swipe some booze from the shelf when my back was turned.
	Ahzrukhal 	Look, despite all the grunting, I know you're not stupid. You need to start acting like you have half a brain and keep a closer watch on things.
	Ahzrukhal 	I'm getting a bit tired of having to do my job and your job. Watch these drunks more carefully. I'm getting sick of my stock disappearing.
	Ahzrukhal 	What do I have you here for? To watch the bar, right? So get your thumb out of your ass and start paying attention to what's going on around you.
	Ahzrukhal 	Are you blind? Never mind, don't bother grunting a response. You need to watch these assholes better. Some stuff has turned up missing.
	Charon 	<growls> Whatever.
	Charon 	<grumbles> Yeah. Sure.
	Charon 	... got it.
	Charon 	Yeah, whatever.
	Charon 	Sure.
	Ahzrukhal 	I don't know how many times I've told you about this. I don't want to have to do it again.
	Ahzrukhal 	I'm getting tired of having this conversation. Let's not go through it again. Got me?In the voice line, Ahzrukhal excludes the word "having."
	Ahzrukhal 	I'm glad we had this little talk.
	Ahzrukhal 	You'd best unfuck yourself, Charon. Or I'll just go ahead and 'cancel' our contract.
	Ahzrukhal 	Good. I'm glad we're clear on that.
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon. Charon! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon. Charon! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon... come here. I want to talk to you about something...
	Ahzrukhal 	Charon. Come here. Now.
	Charon 	Yeah?
	Charon 	What now?
	Charon 	What?
	Ahzrukhal 	That little chore, the one we talked about yesterday. I trust that it won't be something I have to hear about again, right?
	Ahzrukhal 	I gave you an assignment. I don't have to worry about it not being done, do I? You did do what I asked, yes?
	Ahzrukhal 	I want to make sure that we're not going to have another disagreement. You did what I asked you to do, didn't you?
	Ahzrukhal 	I've got something on my mind, Charon. I had asked you to do something and you never reported back to me. You did it, didn't you?
	Charon 	Yeah.
	Charon 	It's done.
	Charon 	Did it. Done.
	Charon 	Already done.
	Charon 	Yep.
	Ahzrukhal 	Good. You know how I hate to worry.
	Ahzrukhal 	I'm glad to hear it. I knew I could trust you.
	Ahzrukhal 	Good, Charon. Good. I know you wouldn't lie to me. You aren't that stupid. Hahahaha!
	Ahzrukhal 	That's my boy.
	Ahzrukhal 	Good dog. Keep it up and maybe I'll give you a treat.
	Ahzrukhal 	Excellent. I'll have another task for you soon.
	Ahzrukhal 	How's everything? Enjoying your drinks?
	Ahzrukhal 	Yes, yes, how is everyone doing? Everything alright? Do you need anything else?
	Underworld resident	"Ehn. It's okay.
	Underworld resident	It's not bad. Not bad at all.
	Underworld resident	It's great! This must be that stuff that Quinn brought back.
	Underworld resident	Each one is better than the last.
	Underworld resident	It's better than that watered-down piss they pour over at Carol's.
	Underworld resident	Liquids aren't usually the way I prefer to fly, but it's not bad.
	Underworld resident	That's a good drink, there's no denying it.
	Underworld resident	Yes, I am, Mr. Ahzrukhal.
===Notes===
#	Notes, conditions, context
1	Ahzrukhal's first two prompts are not duplicates; they have different voice files.
3	Ahzrukhal's prompts do not have any voice files. Furthermore, the responses are not connected to the prompts, so they cannot play.
==Mister Crowley==
	Speaker 	Conversation
	Mister Crowley	Greta, bring me some of that slop that you call food.
	Mister Crowley	Greta, bring me something. Preferably something dead this time. And not glowing.
	Greta 	Not this again. Look, I've been telling you every day for ten years, if you don't like it, go make your own damn food.
	Greta 	If you don't like what we have, Crowley, you can always go hunt rats in the tunnels with the ferals.
	Mister Crowley	If I thought there was a chance that it would be better than this slop, I'd do that. But as it stands, this is my only option.
	Mister Crowley	Very funny, Greta. I'd happily prepare my own meals if I could ever get anything was wasn't moldy, rotten, or still squirming.
	Greta 	Well then. What'll it be, Crowley?
	Greta 	Looks like you're stuck eating our slop then. Now what do you want?
	Greta 	Well then, what are you complaining about? Oh, I forgot, you're a bitter bastard. Just tell me what you want to eat.
	Mister Crowley	Fine. I suppose I can choke down some of the squirrel stew.In the voice line, Mister Crowley says "guess" instead of "suppose."
	Mister Crowley	Very well, bring me some of that disgusting iguana.
	Mister Crowley	<sigh> Fine. I'll have the... squirrel. Cooked, please.
	Greta 	See? I knew you'd come around.
	Greta 	Sure. I'll get it to you as soon as I can.
	Greta 	You got it.
==Greta==
	Speaker	Conversation
	Greta 	Carol, why don't you get some rest? You look so tired.
	Greta 	Why don't you go get some sleep, Carol. I can manage things up here for a while.In the voice line, Carol does not say the word "go."
	Carol 	What now? Oh, I'm sorry Greta, I didn't see you there... did you need something?
	Carol 	Hrm? Oh, hey Greta... what were you saying?
	Greta 	I was saying that you need to get some rest. You're falling asleep up here. You never sleep through a whole night anymore. I hear you getting up.
	Greta 	<sighs> I was saying that you need to get some rest, Carol. You hardly ever sleep at night, don't think that I haven't noticed.
	Carol 	Oh, Greta, you worry too much. I'm fine, I'm fine. Just have a lot on my mind. It'll pass. Nothing to worry about.
	Carol 	There's nothing to worry about, Greta. You're so sweet, always thinking about me. But I'm fine, I promise.
	Greta 	If you say so, Carol.
	Greta 	I want to believe you, Carol. I really do.
	Greta 	Hey, are you okay? You're not looking so good.
	Greta 	Carol, honey, I'm worried about you. Are you alright?
	Carol 	What? Oh, I'm fine, Greta. I'm just fine, miles away, you know?
	Carol 	Oh, Greta, baby. You don't need to worry about me, I was just lost in my thoughts. You know how it is.
	Greta 	It's more than that, Carol, you've been moping around here for... I don't know how long. The customers have even started to notice.
	Greta 	C'mon, Carol. It's me, I can see through you. It's gotten so bad that the customers have started to notice.
	Carol 	Oh, the customers are fine. So long as they've got you to being them food and drinks, they couldn't care less.
	Carol 	They don't need to worry about me, Greta, and neither do you. I'll be okay.
	Greta 	I'm worried about you, that's all. Just think about what I said.
	Greta 	You know that I can't stop worrying about you. Just think about it, okay?
	Greta 	Carol...
	Carol 	Hey, Greta. How's my girl?
	Carol 	Hello, Greta. You always manage to make me feel a little better.
	Greta 	Hey, hon. Do you need anything?
	Greta 	Do you need anything else?
===Notes===
#	Notes, conditions, context
6	In Carol's last response set, her second response ("They don't need to worry") has the Goodbye flag checked, which will end the conversation before reaching Greta's last response. This seems to be unintentional, as that response is still set up to continue to Greta's last line.
8	These lines bridge into the food conversations between Greta and generic Underworld residents, which are transcribed here below, by skipping the Underworld residents' first line and having Greta speak twice in a row.
==Patchwork==
	Speaker 	Conversation
	Patchwork 	Dammit... it was attached a second ago... Hey! Robot! You seen any, you know, toes around here?
	Patchwork 	Hey, robot, have you seen any toes laying around here?
	Cerberus 	Scanning... target identified as "Patchwork". Hello, Patchwork. I trust that all is well with you.This line does not have a voice file.
	Cerberus 	Scanning... target identified as "Patchwork". Hello, Patchwork. How are you?This line is bugged and will never work, because it targets Winthrop instead of Patchwork.
	Patchwork 	That ain't what ... I asked you, stupid... stupid robot.This line cannot play because the previous responses do not correctly connect to it.
	Patchwork 	I'm doin' fine... fine indeed. How are you? ... I said how are you? What? Are you ignoring me? Stupid asshole robot...
	Patchwork 	Good to see you, Doctor Barrows.
	Patchwork 	Hey there, Doc.
	Patchwork 	Doc Barrows! Good to see you!
	Patchwork 	If it isn't ol' Doc Barrows. Hey there, Doc!
	Patchwork 	Doctor Barrows...
	Doctor Barrows	I hope that everything is staying where it should be, Patchwork.
	Doctor Barrows	Stop by the clinic, Patchwork. Greta found one of your fingers over in Carol's Place.
==Winthrop==
	Speaker 	Conversation
	Winthrop 	Ahzrukhal, boy, I want to talk to you.
	Winthrop 	Boy, you and I need to talk.
	Winthrop 	Ahzrukhal, boy, I need to talk to you.
	Ahzrukhal	I'm not your "boy", Winthrop. What do you want?
	Ahzrukhal	Oh, look, if it isn't my favorite pain in the ass. What can I do for you, Winthrop?
	Ahzrukhal	Have you fixed that other fridge for me yet? Hrm? No? Than I've got no time for you, Winthrop. We'll talk later.This line will end the conversation after it finishes.
	Ahzrukhal	No time to talk right now, Winthrop. Come back later.
	Winthrop 	It's about Patchwork. You need to stop feeding him booze, Ahzrukhal. The boy can barely stand most of the time, and you just keep serving him.
	Winthrop 	I want you to stop giving Patchwork booze when he's already drunk. You're gonna kill the boy.
	Ahzrukhal	He's a big boy, Winthrop. As long as he's got the caps, I'm going to sell him booze. I'm here to make money, not to babysit.
	Ahzrukhal	Stop serving him? This is a bar. How am I supposed to make money if I'm not serving booze? If he's got money, I'll give him whatever he asks for.
	Winthrop 	And wouldn't it be a shame if your ventilation went down and all of your customers went to Carol's? Just think about it, Ahzrukhal.
	Winthrop 	Sure, sure, you're here to make money, and I fix all of your crap so that you can keep right on making that money. What would happen if I stopped?
	Ahzrukhal	Save your threats, old man. You don't have the balls.
	Ahzrukhal	Don't you threaten me. You wouldn't dare do that, these people would have your head.
	Winthrop 	I'm not threatening you, I'm just sayin'. No equipment. No business. Either way, my problem is solved. Think about it. We'll talk later.
	Winthrop 	Oh, you'd be surprised. I may be old, but this place'd shut down without me. Just think about what I said, we'll talk later.
	Winthrop 	Mr. Ahzrukhal...
	Winthrop 	Excuse me, Mr. Ahzrukhal...
	Winthrop 	Mr. Ahzrukhal.
	Winthrop 	Hello, Ahzrukhal.
	Winthrop 	Ahzrukhal...
	Ahzrukhal	No time to talk now, Winthrop. Too busy.
	Ahzrukhal	Hello, Winthrop. Have a seat, I'll be with you in a minute.
	Winthrop 	All clear, Cerberus?
	Winthrop 	Have you seen anything unusual, Cerberus?
	Cerberus 	Alert status: null. Patrol uninterrupted.
	Cerberus 	Threat level alpha. Disturbance level zero.
	Winthrop 	No news is good news, eh, Cerberus? What about you, how are you doing?
	Winthrop 	Well, that's good. That's good to hear, Cerberus. Anything else going on?
	Cerberus 	Unit functional. Patrol priority one.
	Cerberus 	Command not parsed. Please restate command.
	Winthrop 	<sighs>You're a terrible conversationalist, Cerberus."'
	Winthrop 	I really need to teach you a thing or two about talking to people.
	Winthrop 	You really suck at conversation, robot.
	Winthrop 	Cerberus, run your diagnostic program. Code 662-847-B.
	Winthrop 	Cerberus, you're still making that god awful noise. Go ahead and run that diagnostic program. Code 662-847-B.
	Winthrop 	Unit diagnostics system compiling... diagnostics system ready. Running level 2 diagnostics... complete. Report prepared.
	Winthrop 	Unit diagnostics... running... running... complete. Report prepared.
	Winthrop 	Well, give the report, you old bucket of bolts. I haven't got all day.
	Winthrop 	Well? Do you think I asked just out of curiosity? Give me the report, dammit.
	Winthrop 	Unit weapon system 2B ammunition level low. Please service at earliest convenience.
	Winthrop 	Unit cognition system experiencing fluctuating contact. Unable to determine source of failure
	Winthrop 	Unit target recognition system contains failure of an unknown class. Advise immediate unit service for repair.
	Winthrop 	Unit locomotion system contains a class two failure. Currently operable. Failure will escalate to class one with a 47% probability.
	Winthrop 	Dammit. I thought I fixed that. No time now, resume your patrol Cerberus. I'll deal with it later.
	Winthrop 	Damn worthless... it never ends with you, does it? Just resume your patrol, I'll take you offline for service later.
	Winthrop 	For Christ's sake, that's the fourth time this month. Just go back on patrol, I'm sure you'll be fine.
	Winthrop 	"Why, hello there, Cerberus.
	Winthrop 	Cerberus! How are you? Programming holding up?
	Cerberus 	Scanning... target identified as 'Winthrop'. Hello, Winthrop. How are you?"
	Cerberus 	Scanning... target identified as 'Winthrop'. Hello, Winthrop. Que pasa?"
	Cerberus 	Scanning... target identified as 'Winthrop'. Hello, Winthrop. How is you- you- your wife?"
	Winthrop 	She's dead, you damn fool robot. Thanks for reminding me.
	Winthrop 	She's dead, you know that. Lousy old data tapes...
	Winthrop 	Patches. Patches! Hey, buddy, stay with me here for a second. We need to talk.
	Winthrop 	Hey, Patches. Patchwork, man. Pay attention, I need to talk to you.
	Patchwork	Huh? Oh! Hey Winthrop! How're... how're you? I didn't see- see you there! What's up?
	Patchwork	What... what do you mean? I'm not... I'm not... I'm not even drunk right now!
	Winthrop 	C'mon, I'm worried that I'm going to find you dead one of these days. Listen to yourself. You can barely talk. You're a mess, man.
	Winthrop 	This is what I mean, Patches. You're a mess. I'm worried about you, man. I really am. You're falling apart.
	Patchwork	Oh... I get it! Ha! Like my name, right? Good 'ol... good ol' Patchwork, always leaving hit bits around town...
	Patchwork	Hahaha! That's... that's funny! Did I ever tell you about how I got my name?
	Winthrop 	Alright, I can't even talk to you about this right now. Let's just deal with it later.
	Winthrop 	Never mind, man. Let's just talk about this later.
	Patchwork	Oh, okay. Maybe.. maybe we can get a drink after you're done working!
	Patchwork	Okay... bye Winthrop! Let's get a drink later and... and hang out...In the voice line, Patchwork says "have" instead of "get."
	Winthrop 	Everything alright there, Patches? You don't look so good.
	Winthrop 	Heya, Patches. You alright, buddy? You're not lookin' so good.
	Winthrop 	Hey, Patchwork. How're you holding together?
	Winthrop 	Patchwork, buddy, how are you holding up?
	Winthrop 	Hey, Patchwork... whoa there, be careful. Are you okay?
	Winthrop 	Hello, Patchwork.
	Winthrop 	Patchwork...
	Patchwork	Yeah, I'm okay, Winthrop.
	Patchwork	I'm doin' alright, Winthrop. Just having a rough day, you know?
	Patchwork	Oh hey, Winthrop. Yeah, I'm alright, I just.. err... dropped something around here. Don't worry about me, it'll turn up.
===Notes===
# 	Notes, conditions, context
11	This conversation will never happen in-game, as Ahzrukhal never leaves the Ninth Circle and Winthrop never leaves the concourse.
12	This conversation will never happen in-game, as Ahzrukhal never leaves the Ninth Circle and Winthrop never leaves the concourse.
14	This conversation is unfinished. The second and fourth response sets should be spoken by Cerberus but are instead spoken by Winthrop. Winthrop has voice files for the prompts and all of Cerberus' responses, but he has none for his own responses.
==Underworld residents==
These lines can be used by any member of the technical faction: all generic Underworld residents, plus Willow and Snowflake. However, Willow will never be a part of these conversations because her daily routine keeps her away from Underworld at all times. Furthermore, because Snowflake never leaves the Underworld concourse, he is also ineligible for any conversations in the Ninth Circle or Carol's Place. As such, Willow will not be counted as a possible speaker, and Snowflake will only be counted as a possible speaker for conversations that are not restricted to those locations; any conversations with Ahzrukhal, Carol, or Greta are location-restricted because they do not leave their respective bars.
	Speaker 	Conversation
	Underworld resident 	Oh, oh! Mr Ahzrukhal, I want to ask you something.
	Ahzrukhal 	Yes, friend? What brings you to me today? Come on now... spit it out. I haven't got all day.
	Ahzrukhal 	What is it? I'm very busy, you know.
	Ahzrukhal 	You seem so nervous... relax. It's only me, there's nothing to be afraid of.
	Underworld resident 	I was wondering if I could get... you know... one of the special drinks.
	Underworld resident 	I need some of the special stock. You know, the stuff from behind the counter...
	Underworld resident 	I'm all out of the stuff you sold me yesterday. I need more. Fast.
	Ahzrukhal 	Ah, yes! Of course, of course, my friend. See me later tonight. We'll make sure that you have all the pick-me-ups that you need.
	Ahzrukhal 	Shhh, say no more. See me later, I'll make sure that you want for nothing.
	Ahzrukhal 	No need to be shy, my friend. I'll make sure that you have everything that you ever need, so long as you have the caps to pay for it, that is.
	Underworld resident 	Oh, thank you! Thank you, Mr. Ahzrukhal! Thank you so much!
	Underworld resident 	Oh, Mr. Ahzrukhal! I can't thank you enough! It's... it's been so hard lately...
	Underworld resident 	I... I'll try to wait. You are good to us, Mr. Ahzrukhal. You really are. Thank you.
	Ahzrukhal 	Don't mention it, my friend. It's what I'm here for.
	Ahzrukhal 	It's nothing, I simply want to ensure that all my friends in Underworld are as happy as can be.
	Ahzrukhal 	No thanks are wanted or asked for, it is my humble duty to ensure that you get what you need.
	Underworld resident 	"Oh, hey... Mr. <coughs> .... Mr. Ahzrukhal... hi.
	Ahzrukhal 	Whoa, whoa there. Take your illness away from me.
	Ahzrukhal 	Take a step back, there. I don't want your slime on me. Tell you what, another drink should clear that cough up.
	Ahzrukhal 	You should see someone about that cough. In the mean time, keep your distance.
	Ahzrukhal 	Sounds like you need some of Akzurkhal's special cough medicine.
	Ahzrukhal 	You might want to see Doc Barrows about that cough. But have another drink before you do.This line can only play if Doc Barrows is alive.
	Ahzrukhal 	Shame the doc is dead, he could've done something about that cough. Ah well, just have another drink. It'll go away.This line can only play if Doc Barrows is dead.
	Ahzrukhal 	Poor doc Barrows, you people are falling apart without him, aren't you?
	Underworld resident 	Hey, Mr. Ahzrukhal...
	Underworld resident 	Mr. Ahzrukhal...
	Underworld resident 	Excuse me, Mr. Ahzrukhal...
	Ahzrukhal 	Welcome! Sit. Drink. Pay.
	Ahzrukhal 	Get yourself another drink, you look entirely too sober.
	Ahzrukhal 	My friend, you are not drinking nearly enough.
	Ahzrukhal 	If you're sober enough to say hello, you're far too sober.
	Ahzrukhal 	Less talking, more drinking.
	Ahzrukhal 	You look like someone who needs another drink.
	Underworld resident 	"Hey, Carol. You okay? You don't look so good.
	Carol 	Oh, don't worry about me. You just go enjoy your drink.In the voice line, Carol omits the word "you."
	Carol 	No need to worry about me, dear. You just go enjoy your food.
	Carol 	Oh, don't worry yourself over me. I'm just fine. Go talk to your friends.
	Carol 	I've been better, but I'm fine. No need to worry.
	Carol 	Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose.
	Carol 	I'm fine, I'm just fine. Thank you for your concern. I'm fine.
	Underworld resident 	Hi, Carol.
	Underworld resident 	Hello, Carol. It's been pretty quiet around here lately.
	Underworld resident 	Hi, Carol. You know, things seem a little quiet around here.
	Carol 	Good morning... I think. Is it morning?
	Carol 	If you need anything, just ask Greta.
	Carol 	Hello. How is everything?
	Carol 	Hi there, enjoying yourself?
	Underworld resident 	Hey, Greta, can I get a drink?
	Underworld resident 	I'm thirsty, Greta.
	Underworld resident 	Greta, I have a thirst.
	Underworld resident 	Greta, you got a second? I wanted a drink.
	Underworld resident 	Hey Greta, can I get a drink?
	Underworld resident 	I need a drink, Greta.
	Underworld resident 	Greta, I'm still sober. Fix it, please.
	Greta 	Sure hon, what do you need?
	Greta 	Yeah, no problem. What's your poison?
	Greta 	Of course, what's up?
	Greta 	No problem, drunky. What do you need?
	Greta 	That's my job, what do you need?
	Greta 	No problem at all. What can I get for you?
	Greta 	That's what I'm here for.
	Underworld resident 	Give me a beer.
	Underworld resident 	Beer.
	Underworld resident 	I'll take a scotch.
	Underworld resident 	Scotch, straight up. In fact, just give me the bottle.
	Underworld resident 	If you've got any more of that scotch laying around, I'll take some of that.
	Underworld resident 	Bring me some of that whisky, you know, the stuff that Quinn got from that guy up north.
	Underworld resident 	Bring me something brown and alcoholic.
	Underworld resident 	Kentucky straight. You remember Kentucky? Nah, you're too young.
	Underworld resident 	How about some of that whiskey?
	Underworld resident 	I'll take some of that vodka, if you have it.
	Underworld resident 	I really don't care, just make sure it has liquor in it.
	Underworld resident 	Bring me something warm and painful.
	Underworld resident 	I don't care, really. Whatever takes the pain away.
	Greta 	Sure, if you don't mind waiting a few minutes.
	Greta 	We just got some more in, I'll grab that for you in a minute.
	Greta 	I think we can do that.
	Greta 	Sure, no problem. I'll get it for you in a second.
	Greta 	One more, comin' up.
	Greta 	Sure, no problem.
	Greta 	You're really going for a record, aren't you?
	Greta 	Sure, no problem... drunk...
	Greta 	Alright, but if you pass out, I'm just going to roll you into the fire.
	Greta 	You should take it easy on this stuff. You know that you get all drippy when you're drunk.
	Greta 	Yeah, no problem.
	Greta 	You got it.
	Underworld resident 	I'll just be here sobering up until you get back.
	Underworld resident 	Relief can't come soon enough.
	Underworld resident 	Thank you, Greta.
	Underworld resident 	Thanks, Greta.
	Underworld resident 	Brains... I mean "food". I'm hungry, Greta.
	Underworld resident 	Well, I'm not dead yet, so I might as well eat something.
	Underworld resident 	I want some food.
	Underworld resident 	Greta, can I get some food over here?
	Underworld resident 	Greta, can you get me something to eat?
	Underworld resident 	I'm starving, Greta. Help me out here.
	Underworld resident 	Nng. Hungry.
	Greta 	Hungry again? What do you need?
	Greta 	Everyone's gotta eat, I suppose. What'll you have?
	Greta 	Just can't get enough, can you?
	Greta 	Get it while it's lukewarm.
	Greta 	Yeah, hon, what do you need?
	Greta 	What do you want?
	Greta 	Yeah, sure, what do you need?
	Greta 	That's what I'm here for.
	Greta 	Sure, kitchen's open. What do you want?
	Greta 	No refunds if you don't keep it down this time. Now, what can I get you?
	Underworld resident 	Got any more of that Squirrel-on-a-Stick?
	Underworld resident 	I'll take some of those Squirrel Bits, if you have any more.
	Underworld resident 	You got any of Carol's special Squirrel Stew?
	Underworld resident 	You ever wonder where all those iguanas come from? I do. I guess it don't matter, 'cause they sure are tasty. You got any?
	Underworld resident 	I could really go for some Iguana. You got any left?
	Underworld resident 	Doc says I should eat more Mutfruit. You guys got any?
	Underworld resident 	You got any of those Mutfruits that Quinn brought back?
	Underworld resident 	Sure could go for some squirrel, if you have any more.
	Underworld resident 	Hrm... I haven't had noodles for a long time, you still makin' those?
	Underworld resident 	I could go for some noodles. You got any?
	Greta 	I'm not sure, I'll go check.
	Greta 	Sit tight, I'll find out for you as soon as I can.
	Greta 	I'll go have a look.
	Greta 	I can go find out for you.
	Greta 	Yeah... sure. It's your stomach. I'll go find out.
	Greta 	You must be feeling brave. I'll go have a look.
	Greta 	Wow. Well, okay. I'll go have a look.
	Underworld resident 	Oh, awesome. Thank you, Greta. I'm starving.
	Underworld resident 	Thank you, Greta.
	Underworld resident 	I'll be here.
	Underworld resident 	I'll try not to starve before you get back.
	Underworld resident 	Thanks, Greta.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	This place is going to shit, have you noticed?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	You know, Winthrop does his best -- he's a great mechanic, but he just can't keep up. This place is falling apart!
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Winthrop needs some help. I mean, it's not like he has any time to train anyone to fix this shit around here.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Every day, there's something new: the generators go down, the water has funk in it, the air filters die...
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	The air is off in the common house again. It stinks of sweaty death down there. I swear, every day it's something new.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	This place is coming down around our ears.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Jesus, this place is falling apart.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Poor Winthrop, the guy really needs some help.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	One mechanic just isn't enough to keep this place going, I guess.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	If I knew how, I'd give Winthrop a hand, but I have no idea how all of this old junk works.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	It a miracle that some of this shit works in the first place. I guess it's just a matter of time...
	Underworld resident (1) 	Carol's changed at lot lately. Have you noticed? She's more... quiet.
	Underworld resident (1) 	Carol just seems so sad these days...
	Underworld resident (1) 	Carol used to love this place, now it's like she hardly even cares. Have you noticed that?
	Underworld resident (2) 	Yeah, now that you mention it. I wonder what's going on...
	Underworld resident (2) 	Haven't noticed, don't care.
	Underworld resident (2) 	I don't really pay attention. I only come here because I can't stand the Ninth Circle. That place is just nasty. Even I think so.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Actually, I haven't noticed. At all.
	Underworld resident (1) 	Did you hear that?
	Underworld resident (1) 	That sound just won't stop. Do you hear that?
	Underworld resident (1) 	Hey, did I tell you about... wait... do you hear that?
	Underworld resident (1) 	Do you smell something strange?
	Underworld resident (1) 	I keep smelling this strange smell... it's like... onions. You remember onions? Yeah. It's like that. Do you smell it?
	Underworld resident (1) 	What the hell is that smell? I mean, it's not bad, it's just... I don't know... do you smell that?
	Underworld resident (2) 	Not, not really.
	Underworld resident (2) 	What are you talking about?
	Underworld resident (2) 	Not since the last time you asked.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Uhm... no. Are you okay?
	Underworld resident (2) 	Yeah, I wonder what it could be...
	Underworld resident (2) 	Yeah, that's really weird. Oh well, it's gone now.
	Underworld resident (1) 	Do you smell something strange?
	Underworld resident (1) 	I keep smelling this strange smell... it's like... onions. You remember onions? Yeah. It's like that. Do you smell it?
	Underworld resident (1) 	What the hell is that smell? I mean, it's not bad, it's just... I don't know... do you smell that?
	Underworld resident (2) 	No, not really.
	Underworld resident (2) 	I haven't been able to smell anything for about thirty years now.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Are you joking? I lost my sense of smell before you even crinkled up.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Yeah... kinda like onions... that's so strange...
	Underworld resident (1) 	Have you tried the new whisky he's stocking? It's... it's something special...
	Underworld resident (1) 	This drink is foul. And that's a Ghoul calling something foul.
	Underworld resident (1) 	Oh man... this is nasty, but it does the job.
	Underworld resident (1) 	This vodka really sucks.
	Underworld resident (1) 	Have you tried this? It isn't good, but it's strong.
	Underworld resident (1) 	Christ, the beer in this place tastes like piss...
	Underworld resident (1) 	You know, the cider isn't half bad... for malted rat piss.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Yeah. I ordered it yesterday... I found one of Patchwork's fingers in it. I think I'll avoid it.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Are you kidding? I wouldn't feed that shit to the dog.
	Underworld resident (2) 	I'd rather drink malted rat piss.
	Underworld resident (2) 	It's not half bad, I guess.
	Underworld resident (2) 	I don't even know what good drinks taste like anymore.
	Underworld resident (2) 	I've forgotten the taste of good liquor.
	Underworld resident (1) 	
	Underworld resident (1) 	
	Underworld resident (1) 	Some days, I just wish that someone would come through here and put a bullet in all of our heads...
	Underworld resident (1) 	Nothing but pain and misery...
	Underworld resident (1) 	There's got to be something more than this...
	Underworld resident (1) 	Yeah, I'm just a drunk zombie... what good am I?
	Underworld resident (1) 	The best I can hope for is that the liquor kills me before some mutated beast turns me into a snack.
	Underworld resident (1) 	If there were a God, I'd pray for death.
	Underworld resident (1) 	All I ask is to go quietly. And soon.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Dude. Harshing the buzz. Minus five points.
	Underworld resident (2) 	We'd probably all be better off if the Brotherhood came through here and "purged" us.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Yeah... every time you start feeling good, life kicks you in the ass again.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Go away, I'm trying to enjoy myself here.
	Underworld resident (2) 	Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hey, you.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hey.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hi.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hello.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	What's new with you?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	S'up?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	What's happening?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hey, what's up?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hey, how's it going?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	How're you?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hey, have you heard any news?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Some people are talking, what have you heard?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I'm starting to get that funny feeling again, have you heard about anything that might be going on?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hey.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hello.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hello.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hello.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Hi.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Good morning.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Good morning... I think. Is it morning? I can never tell.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Mornin'.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Evenin'. Not that you can really tell down here.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Nice night.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hey. How's it going?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	How's it going?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	What do you think?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Are you kidding? I'm a zombie who lives underground. I think you can guess how I am.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Fucking terrible, but I won't bother you with the details.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Look at this place. Look at me. How do you think I am?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	About as good as can be expected.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I can't complain. Actually, I can, but I won't.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I'm alright, I suppose.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Meh. Been better.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hey, you. What's new?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hey, man. What's happening?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Long time, no see. What's going on with you?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	Hey, what's up?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	It's been a while, what've you been up to?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	What's happening?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I'm still a Ghoul. That's what's happening.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I'm keeping it together. You know how it is.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Other than that thing with the Radroaches the other day, nothing at all.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Nada.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Nothing at all.
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	What's going on?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	What's the word?
	Underworld resident (1)Snowflake	What have you heard?
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	It's been quiet... too quiet.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	It's been too quiet.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I haven't heard a damn thing.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I never know what's going on.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	It's been quiet lately. At least, it's been quiet around me.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Nobody tells me anything.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	Nothing at all.
	Underworld resident (2)Snowflake	I haven't heard a damn thing.
===Notes===
# 	Notes, conditions, context
2122 	
* These conversations work, but their response sets are mixed up. In-game, Carol's response set for #21 will be used for the first three prompts out of these four ("Hey, Carol. You okay?", "Hi, Carol.", and "Hello, Carol."), while Carol's responses for #22 will be used for the fourth prompt ("Hi, Carol. You know...").
* There are two unused lines for #22 which would have played after Carol's responses: "Yes, yes, everything is fine." and "Oh, it's great. Everything is perfect. Greta takes good care of us." In-game, the conversation will end once Carol speaks.
24 	The first prompt line has a one percent chance of occurring.
25 	May only occur in the Underworld concourse.
262728	May only occur in Carol's Place. Conversation 26 can only occur if Carol is alive.
2930 	May only occur in the Ninth Circle.
31 	
* The first nine responses to this prompt will link into other conversations' responses:
** The 1st, 2nd, 7th, 8th, and 9th responses link into conversation 34.
** The 3rd and 4th responses link into conversation 33.
** The 5th and 6th responses link into conversation 32.
* The last five responses are dependent on the time of day.
* The three "Hello." responses all have distinct, different voice files.
==Shared==
These lines can be spoken by anyone in Underworld. This includes all unique ghouls, all generic Underworld residents, and also Reilly. Cerberus can say a few of these responses, but he is not intended to, as he does not have any relevant voice files. However, there are no shared prompts that would target him either.
	Speaker 	Conversation
	Speaker 	Mr. Ahzrukhal...
	Speaker 	Excuse me, Mr. Ahzrukhal...
	Speaker 	Mr. Ahzrukhal.
	Speaker 	Hello, Ahzrukhal.
	Speaker 	Ahzrukhal...
	Ahzrukhal 	And a hello to you.
	Ahzrukhal 	And a hello to you, sir.
	Ahzrukhal 	And a hello to you, ma'am.
	Speaker 	Carol...
	Carol 	Good morning... I think. Is it morning?
	Carol 	If you need anything, just ask Greta.
	Carol 	Hello. How is everything?
	Carol 	Hi there, enjoying yourself?
	Speaker 	Hey, Charon.
	Speaker 	I was wondering something...
	Speaker 	Hey... uh... Charon, is it? I was...
	Charon 	No.
	Charon 	Go away.
	Charon 	Ask Ahzrukhal.
	Charon 	Go sit down.
	Speaker 	I was just wondering if...
	Speaker 	I just wanted to know...
	Speaker 	It's just that...
	Speaker 	But...
	Charon 	No.
	Charon 	I. Said. No.
	Charon 	Leave me alone.
	Charon 	Go. Away.
	Speaker 	Some people...
	Speaker 	It was just a question...
	Speaker 	Well, sorry...
	Speaker 	Yeah, whatever.
	Speaker 	All right, all right, I'll just ask Ahzrukhal...
	Speaker 	Good to see you, Doctor Barrows.
	Speaker 	Hey there, Doc.
	Speaker 	Doc Barrows! Good to see you!
	Speaker 	If it isn't ol' Doc Barrows. Hey there, Doc!
	Speaker 	Doctor Barrows...
	Doctor Barrows	Hello, hello.
	Doctor Barrows	No time to talk now, stop by the clinic.
	Doctor Barrows	Come by the clinic some time, you're overdue for a sewing.
	Speaker 	Heya, Greta.
	Speaker 	Morning, Greta.
	Speaker 	Nice night, huh, Greta?
	Speaker 	Greta...
	Greta 	Hey, hon. I haven't seen you in here in a while.
	Greta 	Long time, no see.
	Greta 	Do you ever leave here?
	Greta 	Yes, yes, hello. We covered that already.
	Speaker 	Hello, Mister Crowley.
	Speaker 	Mister Crowley, hello!
	Speaker 	Good to see you, Mister Crowley!
	Speaker 	Hello, Mister Crowley! Nice day, isn't it?
	Speaker 	Mister Crowley...
	Mister Crowley	Yeah, hello. Whatever.
	Mister Crowley	Yes, yes, hello... I don't know why everyone around here insists on being so damned friendly.
	Mister Crowley	Can't you see that I'm busy? Leave me alone.
	Mister Crowley	I'd be much better off if you people would just leave me alone.
	Mister Crowley	Why, aren't we just the friendliest bunch of walking corpses that you ever did see?
	Mister Crowley	Oh, please.
	Speaker 	Hey, Patchwork. How're you holding together?
	Speaker 	Patchwork, buddy, how are you holding up?
	Speaker 	Hey, Patchwork... whoa there, be careful. Are you okay?
	Speaker 	Hello, Patchwork.
	Speaker 	Patchwork...
	Patchwork 	Oh, not bad. Not bad at all. Everything's where it should be... for now.
	Patchwork 	Yep. Keepin' my bits to myself for the time bein'.
	Patchwork 	Oh, hello. I'm alright. Still in one piece. Well, except for that one that got away... but I'll find it. No worries.
	Patchwork 	Haven't lost anything permanently. Not yet.
	Speaker 	Quinn, no one told me you were back!
	Speaker 	Hey, Quinn.
	Speaker 	Quinn...
	Quinn 	Hey, hello! I just got back! Good to see you!
	Quinn 	Remind me to sit you down and tell you about some of the things that I've seen.In the voice line, Quinn omits the word "about."
	Quinn 	I'm back! And you wouldn't believe some of the things that happened to me this time. But I can't talk now. Maybe later?
	Quinn 	Hey there, long time, no see! I've got some good stories to tell you later!
	Speaker 	Hey there, Tulip.
	Speaker 	Hi, Tulip!
	Speaker 	Tulip...
	Tulip 	Hello!
	Tulip 	Hey, good to see you! Are you here to buy something?
	Tulip 	Hey there, you should check out the new stuff I have at the store.
	Speaker 	"Hey, Winthrop. How's it going?
	Speaker 	"Hey, I wanted to tell you, Patchwork got drunk last week and left his booze in the air filter...
	Speaker 	"Winthrop, I was wondering if you could take a look at the generator down in the common area...
	Speaker 	"Heya, Winthrop. You got a second?
	Speaker 	"Winthrop...
	Winthrop 	No time, no time. Everything around here is always busted. Can't ever get a break.
	Winthrop 	Nope. Not now. Too busy.
	Winthrop 	Hooo, sorry. No time to talk. The air circulation system is busted again.
	Winthrop 	I can't talk right now, the work never ends around here.
	Winthrop 	Hey, do you know how to reroute a fan belt? You know, never mind. I'll do it myself.
	Winthrop 	
===Notes===
# 	Notes, conditions, context
35 	
* Ahzrukhal has unique responses if the speaker is Winthrop, listed here.
* Ahzrukhal may only use the second response if the speaker is male, and the third response if the speaker is female.
* There is no voice file for Ahzrukhal's third response.
36 	Carol has unique responses if the speaker is Greta, listed here.
38 	Doctor Barrows has unique responses if the speaker is Patchwork, listed here.
41 	Patchwork has unique responses if the speaker is Winthrop, listed here.
4244	The prompts for these two conversations are incorrectly randomized (all of them have the Random End flag checked), which makes it so that only the first prompt can ever play. Otherwise, the conversation works as intended.
All characters can additionally respond with the generic line "Hey, you."
==Unused==
These two sets of responses are not used by any prompt. Their IDs indicate they would have been responses to HELLOs from Underworld residents to either Carol or Greta, or between two Underworld residents, if either Carol or Greta is dead. These are contained in the and topics (which are identical apart from the name).
Carol or Greta would say the following lines (though only Greta is listed as a possible speaker):
* "I'm not really ready to talk about it."In the voice line, the word "really" is omitted.
* "It's... it's been hard. I... I need to go..."
* "Thank you, I appreciate it. I can't talk about her. Not now."
* "I.... I can't talk about it. Not yet."
Underworld residents would say the following lines:
* "This place just isn't the same without her."
* "I don't know, maybe it's for the best. Not that I didn't love her, but this life sucks."
* "I miss her too."
* "She'll be missed."
==Broken Steel==
Broken Steel adds several sets of scripted conversations between Griffon and his audience of Underworld residents.
===Sales pitches===
These are Griffon's Aqua Cura sales pitches. They are scripted and occur in a looping fashion: Griffon will go through all twenty of his pitches before repeating any of them, though they will occur in random order, and with a randomly-selected audience response. This will repeat as long as The Amazing Aqua Cura! has not been ended with Griffon forced out of business.
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===Confession===
This is Griffon's scripted confession if The Amazing Aqua Cura! is completed by forcing Griffon to tell the truth about Aqua Cura.
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Griffon 	In the voiceline, Griffon says "before you get all upset."
Underworld resident (2)	
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==Notes==
Category:Fallout 3 NPC conversations
Category:Fallout 3 dialogue files