Adam Keith Wiki

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Welcome to the ! 
==Adam Keith==
Adam Keith is a enigmatic rat consultant from a deleted timeline, little about his early life is known other than his place of birth and birth name, he was conceived, birthed and raised outside of reality before being introduced into our mortal plane and possessing a name that when spoken in his native tongue causes instantaneous death to anyone within earshot, this has caused him to change his name to its English counterpart. Adam spent his early life travelling the universe giving his near infinite knowledge and wisdom to planets in which he liked while covering planets he disliked in "mamas special sauce" though this substance hasn't been documented eye witnesses describe it as looking like Michael Jackson's taint, so far the only planet to not get sauced is earth, according to Adam this is solely due to a man simply known as Skim Shady as the man-child had a surprising effect on the immortal void god, they where married in a Wendy's bathroom on the -1st of April by Rabbi Greggers, they had their honeymoon in Bethlehem Pennsylvania this lasted 10 years though their marriage was cut short as Skim was brutally memed to death in a KFC bathroom by a man going by the name Mad Mitchie (THE LINK IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!! dead wiki!). Though the process of being memed cannot be defined, even Adam has had trouble putting it into words, this would only be the start of Adam Keith's adventures on the blue marble we call earth..
==The Quests==
Adam Keith has been on many adventures since he first touched down on Terra Firma, which has led him to many a location on the big blue marble.
These adventures include
*The Quest to unite the Fast Food Bathrooms
*The Quest to Find Pig Category:Browse
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the quest to not fall off (failed!)
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