Mognet (Dissidia 012)

Mognet is a feature in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy that is connected to the calendar. Every day, the player receives one or more letters. Yellow letters are general correspondence, whereas blue letters are from Mognet Head Office.
== Blue letters ==
=== Mognet Head Office ===
Received on the first day after starting a save file
Received on the second day after starting a save file
Received on the third day after starting a save file
Received on the fourth day after starting a save file
Received on the fifth day after starting a save file
Received on the sixth day after starting a save file
Received on the seventh day after starting a save file
Received on the eighth day after starting a save file
Received on the ninth day after starting a save file
Received on the tenth day after starting a save file
Received on the eleventh day after starting a save file
Received on the twelfth day after starting a save file
Received on the thirteenth day after starting a save file
Received on the fourteenth day after starting a save file
Received on the fifteenth day after starting a save file
Received on the sixteenth day after starting a save file
Received on the seventeenth day after starting a save file
Received on the eighteenth day after starting a save file
Received on the nineteenth day after starting a save file
Received on the twentieth day after starting a save file
Received on the twenty-first day after starting a save file
Received on the twenty-second day after starting a save file
Received on the twenty-third day after starting a save file
Received on the twenty-fourth day after starting a save file
Unknown – Received on the 27th day after starting a save file?
Unknown – Received on the 78th day after starting a save file?
Received without playing for at least 7 days
Received without playing for at least 30 days
== Yellow letters ==
Yellow letters are correspondence from a variety of moogles. Each one will continue until that particular chain of letters ends, and then another correspondence will be randomly selected to begin on the next day. All yellow letters start by asking the player a question, then on the following day, the moogle's reaction to the player's answer is received. The next question (or the start of the next correspondence) will be received on the day after that.
=== Morou's horror stories ===
He's going to tell me a scary story.
You? Really?
Let's hear it.
I want to hear a fun story.
(You? Really?) He insists on telling a scary story.
Fine. Go ahead.
Your existence scares me.
You don't know what a horror story is.
(Fine. Go ahead.) That was his scary story.
I have lost all hope in you.
You should learn a real horror story.
The snap ruined it for me.
(I have lost all hope in you.) Let's scare him.
I'm a ghost! Boo!
I'm gonna eat ya!
You don't really exist...
(You should learn a real horror story / The snap ruined it for me.) I'll show you 'scary.'
I'm actually a ghost.
I like to eat Moogles.
You don't really exist.
(I'm a ghost! Boo!) He's not scared.
And neither am I.
Hard to convey horror in text, huh?
You're the one that doesn't exist.
(I like to eat moogles.) Not nearly scary enough.
I'll wring ya!
I'll grind ya!
You're right.
(Your existence scares me.) He still wants to tell a scary story
That last one was scary.
You're hopeless
What's a cassette?
(That last one was scary.) The moogle has no manners.
Don't talk about my age.
What part of this is horror?
Let's get back to the story.
(You don't really exist) The moogle doesn't exist!?
Absolutely.
Nah, just kidding.
You really don't exist.
(You really don't exist) Say it ain't so!
Let's stop with the jokes.
And that's how you tell a horror story.
You only exist as data.
=== Vigote the Chef ===
Ask him something!
What's your favorite dish to make?
Opine on the current state of affairs.
How long does it take to get ready?
=== Extreme Questions with DJ Mog ===
Send in your question, yo, KUPO!
Summons attack when I'm blocking?
Just what the heck is a wild rose?
Hi. Is this Mogget?
=== Favorite FF Moments with DJ Mog ===
Let's get nostalgic!
I liked that guy in dots.
I was moved by the awesome graphics.
Dude, I just want to play the game.
=== Time To Repent with DJ Mog ===
I can say I'm sorry for...
toying with a weak opponent.
snickering at Ultimecia's clothing.
being ignorant about FINAL FANTASY.
Part 3
Talk to me with soul, KUPO!
No one's dropping any items!
Cloud of Darkness, take it all off!
Hello? Mogmet?
=== DJ Mog's Quiz ===
Fill in the blanks.
Shinra Cha-ching
Sucker Company
Stinky Cauliflower
=== Astrolomog Kathy ===
==== Learning Your Fortunes ====
What are your goals?
Destroy everything!
...
To find the real me
==== Heartful Fortunes ====
What do you value most?
Thrill and danger
Unused Elixirs
A bittersweet memory
==== Future Made Easy ====
What do you do when you're stuck?
Sleep it off
I need something to destroy
I never get stuck in life
==== What the Stars Tell You ====
What do you look for in an ally?
A wacky sense of humor
Brutal honesty
Lots of tolerance
=== Exciting Fortune Readings ===
How do you like to fight?
With overwhelming force
By taking advantage of a weak spot
Head on, no matter how bad the odds
=== Mogcid and airships ===
Part 1
What do you like to fly?
The Gelnika, of course.
Maybe the Fahrenheit.
A Wyvern.
=== Molena's First Letters ===
Will you talk to me?
I have something to tell you.
Hear me out once in a while.
I'm tired of just answering questions.
What should we talk about?
I cleared the story just recently.
I hate mornings.
Been a while since I played games.
What should I write next?
I bought on impulse the other day.
I like fluffy animals.
I can't find what I'm looking for.
A Thank-You Letter
=== Spam Mail ===
Someone's spamming me.
Just ignore it.
You have the wrong person.
All kinds of moogles out there.
This has to be spam, too.
No more, please.
Unsubscribe.
Two is enough.
Spammer isn't stopping!
(What's Mognet doing?)
(Commercialism at its worst)
(The CEO's gonna hear from me)
=== The Legendary Swordsman ===
Which weapon suits Molgamesh?
Masamune
Ragnarok
A legendary hero's sword
=== Trials of a Storyteller ===
Part 1
A test of wisdom and courage?
I'll take it!
No, thank you.
Only if it's in Al Bhed.
(I'll take it!/Just wanted to see how you'd react.)How do you fight against Garuda?
Attack while jumping as a dragoon.
Use Libra to detect its weak spot.
Too easy. Give me another one.
Skip.
(Use Libra...) Give up?
If only it were in Al Bhed.
I got it wrong on purpose.
Second option.
That's enough for now.
Third option.
(No, thank you.) Why no more letters, kupo?
Just wanted to see how you'd react.
You sound pretentious.
Second option.
I don't like anything about you.
Third option.
(Only if it's in Al Bhed./If only it were in Al Bhed)Ruf tu oui tavayd y Mist Dragon?
Yddylg frah ed dygac brocelym vuns.
Yddylg frah ed ec eh secd vuns.
Sorry, I was just bluffing.
(Yddylg frah ed dygac brocelym vuns.)Pnemmeyhd!
Mayja ed du sa.
Al Bhed is really hard.
Second option.
I have no idea what I said.
Third option.
I would like to converse with you again.
So do I.
That was too easy.
No. No more.
Third option.
Which is wrong against a WEAPON?
Incapacitate your party members.
Equip "Breathe Underwater."
Use a little less materia.
=== Travels of Mohnny ===
==== Balamb Garden ====
Share your memories!
The disciplinary committee scared me.
There was this one hot teacher...
I don't want to remember.
(The disciplinary committee scared me.) Wanna help?
Just run!
Hide and see what happens!
Stand your ground!
(I don't want to remember.) Another danger!?
Don't worry about it
Get out of the way!
Run towards it!
(Just run! / Hide and see what happens!) Exploring the Garden!
Go to the cafeteria!
Go to class!
After him!
(There was this one hot teacher... / Go to class!) Something's roaring towards me!
Dodge!
Dive into it!
Don't move!
(Dodge!) Blasted Chocobo head!
Follow him.
Aren't you hungry?
The cafeteria has good hot dogs.
(Follow him! / Go to the cafeteria! / After him!) They're about to get me!
You can lose them!
Fight back!
Thank you for this meal.
(Stand your ground! / Fight back! / Dive into it!) I'm about to give up!
Live!
Get up!
There's more to talk about!
(You can lose them!) Do I look edible?
Not at all!
Well-marbled and appetizing.
Sweet, not at all gamey.
==== Wall Market ====
I'm off to Wall Market!
Try the BBQ plate.
Make a beeline to the Honey Bee Inn.
Jump off the train. Now!
(Try the BBQ plate!) I am stuffed!
Good. Go to the Honey Bee Inn.
Something's at the Honey Bee Inn.
Just go to the Honey Bee Inn!
(Make a beeline to the Honey Bee Inn.) Here comes Mukki!
Run for your life!
Knock him out!
Run to the gym!
(Run for your life!.) I want to go somewhere else!
Check out the gym first.
Time to move on.
You're wearing a costume?
(Run to the gym!) I'm into squats!
Moogles have abs?
Don't call me Big Bro.
Pick a fight with those muscles.
(Moogles have abs?) Time to depart!
See ya.
Please don't call me Big Bro.
So who's inside?
(Don't call me Big Bro.) Setting off!
Let's do it!
You're getting dressed?
Jump with all your might.
(Jump off the train. Now! / Knock him out! / Pick a fight with those muscles.) The moogle is in the air!
That's what you get.
You're turning into a star.
I'll remember you sometimes.
=== Sender: Sablé ===
Part 1
The moogle seems worried.
Give me the details.
You're the culprit!
I regret that nothing can be done.
(I regret that nothing can be done.) The moogle might be nosy.
What does this have to do with you?
I just need to eat something.
Then you're the perpetrator.
(The moogle might be nosy.) 
Sorry. What were we talking about?
 
 
(Give me the details.) The moogle seems nervous.
Someone will rescue her.
Just forget about it.
Got anything to eat?
The moogle wants to share.
Yeah, I know.
I love Vieras.
I knew it. You did it.
(Something about a girl) The moogle has calmed down.
Everything's alright.
You can rest easy now.
That girl is cute.
The moogle seems upset.
What were we talking about?
Confess already. You'll feel better
I can't help it. I'm just not interested.
The moogle is not happy.
Sorry. What were we talking about?
In any case, I'm hungry.
She'll be alright.
(Sorry. What were we talking about?) The moogle seems disappointed.
It's almost dinnertime and I'm hungry.
How dare you! I'm a moogle, kupo!
But you don't remember, either.
The moogle seems to have forgotten.
Don't sweat it.
I like my steak medium rare.
Something about a girl.
(I like my steak medium rare) The moogle seems enthusiastic.
Don't worry about it.
It's best to forget.
Some things shouldn't be remembered.
(Then you're the perpetrator.) The moogle looks confused.
What a coinkydink. I don't know either.
Don't lose your pompom over it.
I think some girl was kidnapped.
== Trivia ==
* As was the case in the original game, it is possible to abuse Mognet by manipulating the PSP clock or leaving Dissidia started up in sleep mode, the latter of which fails to reset the clock and continues counting.
* Mogcid's and Molgamesh's letters have a chocobo sprite instead of a moogle one.
Category:Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy
Category:Moogles