Episode 1/Transcript

Below is a transcript for Episode 1 of Haime! Sweet and Sour Boys. Credit not necessary if used for subtitling or translation.
Characters	Abbreviation
Gasu 	GS
Tuzi 	TZ
Kasaki 	KSK
Ming-Yue 	MY
Nya-Sempai	NYA
== Transcript ==
----[The episode starts at Mall 105. Stores labelled "eb games" and "pretty dressez" can be seen.]
GS: Thanks for taking me to the mall, Tuzi-san. If I didn't get that General Tso's chicken, I was gonna go crazy.
TZ: Demo mochiron. I'm more than happy to bring you here in order to experience my parents cooking.
[A sign for "Max Americana" can be seen behind Tuzi.]
TZ: But you know, you ought to try eating more pineapples!
GS: Pineapples?! Why would I want pineapples?
TZ: Your future partner will really appreciate it, if you really know what I mean! Blehhh!
GS: T-T-Tuzi-san! What are you saying?! You can't talk about perverted things like that in public! There are people around!
TZ: Come on, mate! Don't be so modest. And besides, I know you've been lookin' for a little trick like that. That's why I made sure your General Tso's was made with extra pineapple sauce.
GS: Wooaaah! You did that for me, Tuzi-san? You're a good friend! No... You're even better! You're a tomodachi for life!
TZ: Domo arigato, Gasu-san! You're a pretty cool buddy too, if you ask me. Now, let's hurry up and finish our food. I gotta go talk to my new employee soon.
[The two walk to a restaurant labelled Iris Chinese Restaurant.]
KSK: Welcome to Iris Chinese Restaurant. Nya. Rawr. Hey, I know who you are! You're my employers' son. Was it you who put in the order for that extra pineapple-y General Tso's Chicken?
TZ: Heh, guilty as charged. And this over here is my friend, Gasu; He's the one who ate it.
KSK: OH! I see... Well, I really hoped you liked it, Gasu. After all, you know what they say about pineapples in bed.
GS: Ahehehuhuh, hentai da~! Uhm, it was pretty good, though... um, so... arigato gozaimasu... Um, what's your name?
KSK: My name is Kasaki. It's a yorokobi to meet you. Yeah. Nya. Rawr. 
KSK, CONT'D: I bet it's pretty surprising seeing a Japanese person working at a Chinese restaurant. But the truth is, I've always been multicultural! So that's just how I'm one step ahead of others.
KSK, CONT'D: Of course, there's no Chinese food quite like Iris' Chinese food, so I think that if everyone sh- like, they should just come here. Nya. Rawr.
[Gasu gets a nosebleed.]
TZ: Hey mate, you got a lil' somethin' on your nose.
[Tuzi and Kasaki laugh.]
KSK: What's his problem?
TZ: Oh he just gets like that sometimes. You know, he really is dumb.
GS: I'm not dumb, desu. It's just kinda dry in here...
MY: Hey, Mr. Multicultural! There's an order for a whole table of egg foo young. Come to the kitchen and help us, alright?
KSK: Well I better get going now! This egg foo young ain't gonna cook itself! You two take care. Nya. Rawr.
TZ & GS: Sayonara!
[Tuzi and Gasu take the bullet train home. Nya-Sempai sits beside them.]
GS: That was a great trip, I had fun.
TZ: Yeah, the cool- the mall was a cool place! So uh, what'd you think of Kasaki-kun?
GS: He's a pretty cool hito and he makes good General Tso's! Yeah!
TZ: So, total piece of ass on a plate, right? I can see it in your eyes. Don't deny it; you know I can see it!
NYA: Um, I'm sorry to interrupt in your private conversation, but I don't think this is something you oughta be talking about on a train... I'm sorry...
GS: Tuzi-san! Hazukashii! Boo hoo hoo... I'm so embarrassed!
GS, MENTAL: Demo... Tuzi-san is right, he's got me pegged. I do think Kasaki-kun is... pretty... guapo. I... don't know what to do with these feelings. Oh well... I guess I'll just sleep on them instead...
[The episode ends.]
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