Transcripts/Trials of a New Era

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Trials of a New Era.
Gwonam enters on his carpet.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, now you're the Queen of Hyrule.
Zelda: I know.
A Pokémon-style battle transition occurs, and the background music changes to "Battle! Wizard Gwonam" by iteachvader.
Text Box: GWONAM would like to battle! ZELDA sent out M. LINK!
Mecha-Link appears with a metallic/robotic battle cry.
Text Box: What will M. LINK do?
"Fight" is selected.
Text Box: GWONAM used HYPERSTRIKE!
Gwonam runs at Mecha-Link and does a mild amount of damage.
Text Box: M. LINK used MAGNITUDE! Magnitude 7! It doesn't effect Gwonam... What will M. LINK do?
"Fight"
Text Box: GWONAM used SPACIAL WARP!
The background changes to outer space, and the screen warps.' The move does a major amount of damage.
Text Box: What will M. LINK do?
"Fight"
Text Box: M. LINK used SABERSLASH!
Mecha Link pulls out a green light saber and slashes at Gwonam. It does a small amount of damage.
Text Box: GWONAM used SPACIAL WARP! But it failed! What will M. LINK do?
"Fight"
Text Box: M. LINK used SABERSLASH! GWONAM used HYPERSTRIKE!
Hyperstrike knocks Mecha-Link out.
Text Box: M. LINK fainted! ZELDA lost to GWONAM!
Cut back to the castle.
Zelda: Why'd you do that?
Gwonam: No reason.
Zelda: Go f--(bleep) yourse--
Gwonam flies off.
Zelda: Hey!
Gwonam: Squadalah, bitch!
Gwonam: Off to find Harkinian!
We cut to a mountain. Harkinian is standing on it with Harkinian's eyes closed.
Harkinian *internally*: Peace... Peace...
Gwonam flies in on his carpet.
Harkinian: Welcome, my friend.
Gwonam: Your Majesty...
Gwonam: What are you doing here?
Harkinian: Finding myself. I want inner peace.
Gwonam: Your daughter's very concerned.
Gwonam: You have to return at once!
Harkinian: This peace is what I strive for! 
Harkinian: After all I've done, I can't face my Zelda.
Gwonam: What about Link?
Harkinian: What about him?
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Harkinian: Don't talk about that boi!
Gwonam: Have some sense, Your Majesty!
Gwonam: I know you care about him!
Harkinian: Link can go to Hell!
beat
Gwonam: Very well. I will return--
A crack is heard. 
Gwonam: AHHH! My back!
Gwonam: Damn this cold!
Gwonam: I must go.
He leaves on his carpet. 
Gwonam: Squada-fuck-winter!
Harkinian is left standing on the mountain watching in silence.
We cut back to Hyrule Castle. Gwonam flies in on his carpet.
Zelda: Come on! I'll show you the merchant's shop, and the Triforce!
Ganon: HURGH!
Ganon: I like you, Zelda! I shall join you!
Gwonam: WHAT?!
Zelda: That's great! Let's--
Gwonam throws the Book of Koridai at Ganon, locking him in.
Zelda: What?
Ganon *inside the book*: Ow.
Zelda: What happened to--
Ganon somehow forces his way out.
Ganon: HUURGGH!
Ganon: YOU MUST NOT DO THAT TO ME!
Gwonam: WHOA!
Zelda: Stop this nonsense!
Zelda: Ganon's now good.
Zelda: At least make friends, and--
Gwonam *interrupting*: You ask too much of me, Your Majes--
Zelda: That's fine. I'll go find my sword, and--
Gwonam enters Hyrule Castle and is standing next to Ganon.
Gwonam: Well Ganon, It's nice to see you here!
Zelda: Good.
Zelda: Now, kiss and make up.
Gwonam and Ganon: What?
We cut to an Ace Attorney scene.
Text Box: February 13, 1:34 PM. High Prosecutor's Offices. Room 1202.
Edgeworth *text box*: (I certainly enjoy a hot cup of lapsang souchong tea.)
Several knocks at the door are heard.
??? *text box*: MR. EDGEWORTH, SIR!
Text Box: *RATTLE* *RATTLE*
Edgeworth *text box*: It is a PUSH door, Detective.
Dick Gumshoe bursts in and his theme starts playing.
Gumshoe *text box*: Sir! I've got news-
Edgeworth *text : DETECTIVE!!
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Gumshoe's theme slides down in pitch. 
Edgeworth *text box*: I've grown tired of your boisterous, unrestrained entrances, Detective. Try again.
Gumshoe looks defeated and hangs his head. He exits, then knocks lightly on the door.
Edgeworth *text box*: Enter.
Gumshoe enters again.
Gumshoe *text box*: My Lord, we have him.
Cut to the Wright & Co. Law Offices on the same date, at 2:41 PM.
Maya *text box*: WHAAAAAT!?
Maya *text box*: To an entire COURTROOM!?
Phoenix *text box*: Yup. Blew a nice hole in the roof.
Maya *text box*: I bet you freaked out, didn't you, Nick!
Phoenix *text box*: No.
Maya *text box*: Really..? I dunno, Nick. Remember that time when you-
She is interrupted when Phoenix's phone rings, to the tune of "Another Part of Me" by Michael Jackson.
Phoenix *text box*: (Saved by the bell!)
Phoenix *text box*: Wright & Co. Law Offi-
Gumshoe *text box*: You won't believe who showed up down at the precinct, pal.
Phoenix *text box*: ...Who?
Gumshoe *text box*: He personally asked for you, too! You might wanna come down here and see what's goin' on!
Phoenix *text box*: Detective, who are you-
Gumshoe *text box*: Gotta run for now, pal!
Maya *text box*: What was that all about, Nick?
Phoenix *text box*: I don't know...apparently, someone down at the precinct wants to see me.
Maya *text box*: Let's go see who it is!
Cut to the Detention Center Visitor's Room at 3:08 PM
Gumshoe *text box*: Glad you could make it, pals!
Phoenix *text box*: Who called me down here, detective?
Gumshoe *text box*: Poor guy just turned himself right in, too! Just walked right up and said-
Maya glares at Gumshoe.
Gumshoe *text box*: Oh. Right. Here he is now...
The prisoner is revealed to be Harkinian.
Harkinian *text box*: Haaaaangh...
The rest of the Ace Attorney scene is told as a flashback from the Harkinian Goes to Court episodes.
Phoenix *text box*: Harkinian explained everything to us.
Phoenix *text box*:The Triforce of Power, the source of his abilities, was abandoned by him after the entire courtroom ordeal.
Phoenix *text box*: Overcome with grief for his actions, he turned himself in to the police in order to ease his troubled spirit.
Phoenix *text box*: Edgeworth still took it hard... having to explain to his friend that Harkinian would not be leaving prison anytime soon.
Fade to Gwonam flying in his Y-Wing. He receives a transmission from Zelda.
Zelda: Where's my father?
Gwonam: I can't say.
Zelda: Don't make me hurt you.
Gwonam: I'm in my Y-Wing!
Zelda: I know.
Zelda presses a button on a remote, and causes the Y-Wing to explode. Gwonam flies in to the palace on his carpet.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, I wish you'd not destroy my stuff!
Zelda: Don't talk back to me like a dick!
Zelda: It makes me wanna shoot you!
Silence
Gwonam: Your father is in prison...
Gwonam: I'm sorry to say.
Zelda: ... Fine. I'll do alright
Zelda: I can make this place good!
Gwonam: I can see that now, Your Majesty!
Zelda: Back down!
Gwonam: Oh, sorry.
He backs away. 
Gwonam: I'm going to the mini-mall with Ganon.
Gwonam flies through the window.
It hangs on briefly, then falls and crashes.
Zelda: The shit I put up with!
Zelda leaves the palace.
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