Mr. Thing Kirby Grimm Esquire

Mr. Thing Kirby Grimm Esquire is a media mogul that owns the public access station that airs “The Cool Fox Show” and a retired superhero. Mr. Thing is a millionaire, yet he has gone bankrupt at least five times. Mr. Thing won this station in a poker game and his office happens to be above the studio where “The Cool Fox Show” is filmed. Mr. Thing isn’t very good with his fortune spending it on things like fancy art and even a pet rhinoceros named Buttercup. Mr. Thing is both still rich and always on the verge of bankruptcy. Since Mr. Thing has no children of his own, his entire fortune and media empire will probably go to his idiot nephew, retired space bounty hunter and current network intern, Bossk, who if, God help us all, gets the station, it’s game over!