Waligion Shrine

The Waligion Shrine is a waholy temple constructed by Wario in 2012 to try and prevent the 2012 disaster from happening. WaHyness to govern over this shrine and make sure it holds off against the apocalypse. and that it fires the laser right. However none of this happened and now the shrine is pretty much deserted. WaHyness after this just stopped going there and being the priest. He only shows up on each 5th of every month when it's a leap year. Wario used to eat lots of cheese and wine on the throne inside.
It's a shame too because the Waligion Shrine is actually a pretty cool place of where all the waligous guys can meet up to discuss Wario's greatness. Morgana asked if the Waligion Shrine could be converted into a Christian shrine for God and Jesus, but Wario never checks his inbox or his mail or his Facebook so the shrine just does nothing now. Pokémon GO Kid gets all of his poképoints or whatever kids do these days at this shrine. Maybe he thinks there's the holy toilet inside. However it should not be underestimated the divine power the shrine has to alter minds of those who go near to become Waligous. This was one of the measures Wario put in to make sure Waligous people stay faithful to his religion.
On 2020 on the 20th of February it was expected that something might happen to it. It sounded somewhat important but Nobody knows what actually did happen. In 2024 however, when WaHyness returned, he found out that Mickey Mouse was eating through the walls because they tasted like asbestos. He blasted a wa-wave at him that flipped all the chirality of all his molecules, causing Mickey to die because he could no longer breathe air. Consequently, the walls were replaced later that year with non-asbestos flavored stone so that he wouldn't return.
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