Lv3. The Lazy Lumberjack

==Conversation==
===Accepting the Quest===
Caine
:"What are those workmen doing now? It's late, and they haven't brought the wood back yet."
:"<Envoy>, everyone says I'm too harsh. I suppose you can judge for yourself now. Only you have returned with the wood. What are all the others doing out there, picking each other's noses?"
:"Take this hammer and search the site for anyone sleeping on the job. Give 'em a wake up call they won't forget!" Caine snarls, his face flushed with fury.
===In Progress===
Caine
: "These lazy fools are becoming more and more arrogant. It's time they take a pay cut! I doubt they'll dare slack off on the job again."
===Completing the Quest===
Caine
:"See for yourself. <Envoy>, who started working here just today, has contributed more to our project in one day than you have in your career. Shame on you!"
Lumberjack
:"I was just taking a break. I didn't know I was going to fall asleep. It's not a big deal."
Caine
:"Not much of an excuse, you lazy fool! You only get half a day's pay today. End of discussion!"
Lumberjack
:"You're such a scrooge! Everyone needs a nap now and again!"
Caine
:"If you argue again, I'll take away your breaks," Caine growls, glaring.
Lumberjack
:"Fine, fine. I know I made a mistake. I won't do it again."
==Trivia==
*This quest may be based on the World of Warcraft quest "Lazy Peons," which also involves an NPC asking the player to hit sleeping woodcutters with a tool to wake them up.
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