S05E05 - Fingerblast from the Past

This episode picks up midway through Chapter 7 and continues through Chapter 8 and onto Chapter 9.
== Episode Summary ==
Draco finally reveals himself to Harriet and sets him.
== Notable Moments ==
* "It's like being in your 30's on Bumble. Oh wait...imagine that" ~ Lyndsay
* "Parmician Flu" sounds like "Parmesan Flu"
** "Tell me when to stop....never!" ~ Lyndsay (kicks off a Danny gigglefest)
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Hosts joke that Draco's boss, "Roberton"', has the first name Jason and nobody calls him that because they don't remember it.
* (A:) So they're about to have an encounter. (L:) Are you still thinking about Parmesan? Of course that's what's happening!
* (L:) I don't think they need her, but I don't want them to come to that conclusion. (A:) They don't gots to know that!
* Reference to the Awooga moment from Season 3.
* Hermione needs to watch Draco/Dana and Harry/Harriet have sex...FOR SCIENCE!
* Danny's Ron voice has an Australian accent.
* Allie attempts to do a Harriet voice which is quickly SHUT DOWN by Lyndsay and Danny.
* Hosts joke that Harry just thinks people are really into blindfolds these days and still hasn't put it together that Draco = Dana.
* "Did Draco just tear his thong off with his teeth? That's hot!" ~ Lyndsay
* CONSENT!
* Danny goes to make a Mrs. Doubtfire reference and accidentally says Mrs. Dumbledore. Hosts joke that book 6 is kind of like Mrs. Doubtfire; Dumbledore was kicked out of Hogwarts and has to find a way back in to be with "his kids".
* Hosts want to know what happened with that Panini baby (Blaise/Pansy)
== Wands Up or Wands Down ==
Allie: Up
* No dubious consent, like the end.
* Both into each other in either sex
Lyndsay: Up
* Wand is so up that it keeps whispering "sssh shhh" to her brain, that keeps wanting to ask questions.
Danny: Up
* Great momentum
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* The hosts start the episode with a PHENOMENAL Katy Perry cover called "Teen Sex Dream" by Potterotic UncleAragog78.
* Chelsea is given a shout-out for creating this wiki.
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