Transcripts/Help Wanted

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Help Wanted.
Hyrule Castle, Inside.
A doorbell is heard.
Harkinian *off-screen*: OAH! Go away!
When the doorbell is heard again, Harkinian trips and breaks something...
Harkinian: HAO!
... and then arrives at the scene.
Harkinian: What?
???: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Geronimo Stilton.
Gwonam gets shocked.
Harkinian: What do you want?
Geronimo: Your highness, allow me to cross your kingdom so that I can...
Harkinian: Denied!
Geronimo: But...
Harkinian: Unless you're a true warrior.
Geronimo: Believe me when I tell you that I am not a knight.
At the same time, Gwonam types on his keyboard.
Gwonam: So, you have no sword?
Geronimo: Not even one! I am not a knight!
Harkinian: How about a piece of the Triforce?
Geronimo: I am NOT...a knight!!!
Gwonam shows an illustration from Kingdom of Fantasy book series.
Gwonam: You look like a knight here.
Geronimo: I AM NOT A KNIGHT!!!!!
Harkinian: Then go away!
Geronimo: But... Okay...
The wizard looks over to Harkinian.
Gwonam: Why did Link have to go missing?
Harkinian: I'm going to the castle in the mountains! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
Gwonam: Link's missing, Your Majesty!
short beat
Harkinian *peeking at the doorway*: That's right!
Harkinian *outside the room*: I forgot for a sec.
Harkinian leaves and closes the door.
Gwonam: I will go as well!
One Triforce Transition Later...
Gwonam: We're here!
Harkinian: Knock on the door!
Gwonam knocks the door in a pattern.
Heartless Horseman *off-screen*: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 
Heartless Horseman *off-screen*: DO YOU WANT ME TO SKEWER YOU LIKE A COUPLE OF SAUSAGES ON MY LANCE?!
Gwonam: I am here to ask for your...
The H.H screams again, startling the two.
Heartless Horseman *off-screen*: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! 
Heartless Horseman *off-screen*: OR YOU'LL BE CARVED UP LIKE A TURKEY!
Another Triforce Transition Later...
Link *off-screen*: Gee, it sure is boring around here...
Harkinian appears and is shocked to find Link inside the castle.
Harkinian: OAH! 
Harkinian: Link!
The camera cuts to him.
Link: I'm back!
Harkinian: Where did you go?
Gwonam *offscreen*: The island of Dyphino...I remember now.
A map is shown, and the volcanic island is pointed out as forbidden to access by law.
beat
Harkinian gets extremely pissed about this.... cue the dramatic face zoom.
Harkinian: Mah boi...
Harkinian: You're in HUGE trouble!
Link gives off a smug smirk.
Harkinian powers up, to the shock of Gwonam.
Link is shown smirking one more time before Harkinian delivers the final blow, and the force of the impact knocks the entire castle down.
short beat
Mayor Kravendish *off-screen and echoing*: This is illegal, you know...
Harkinian *off-screen and echoing*: Shut up!
The episode ends shortly after.
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