Hollywood Starlet

That's no Hollywood Starlet. Well, it is, but that just seems to be Marilyn Monroe. Well, one day a rumor had spread out that Monroe wasn't going to be acting as an actress in the latest movie. Nobody knew the answer. Well, actually they did, but not the correct answer. That happens a lot with a person and math. Only one person knew the answer to Monroe's folly. Btw do you ever hear a character calling someone by their last name? That's the case here.
The Waiter had known the correct answer. He whispered the bad news into the Cyclops' ear, but since he couldn't hear super well, he thought he said, "Monroe fell into her bed and hurt her spread," like the kind you butter. The Heroic Knight had his armor on, so he said, "Butter? I love butter! I'm going to tell the citizens about this!" So he told the Roman Emperor that Monroe had fell off of her toaster and buttered a spread, but however, Caesar didn't pay too much attention, so he told the Police Officer that Monroe had fell off of her spread and into her toaster. The Police Officer looked puzzled, and then arrested the Roman Emperor because he though that he had kidnapped Monroe and was telling a lie.
And so on. Monroe really wasn't going to act in the latest movie, and the Waiter still had the correct answer in his head. So all day he tried to tell people what really happened to Monroe, but nobody would listen. It was just like solving a math equation. Sometimes people just aren't listening.
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