Shake It Off Parody

Taylor's lyrics are in normal text. 
God's lyrics are in bold. 
Taylor's lyrics in her devil voice are in bold and italics.
If another person is singing, their lyrics are italicised.
Verse 1:
I have so much fame
I'm richer than Bruce Wayne
My life is so great, mm-hmm
I just can't keep a date, mm-hmm
But it's not enough for me
To be queen of country
I need more love and acclaim, mm-hmm
'Cause I am insane! *crazy laugh*
I'll make pop music
That's trite, bland and useless
And use my dumb blonde cuteness 
To expand my fanbase to a bigger size
Chorus:
Yes, this song is really lame, lame, lame, lame, lame
And this video's the same, same, same, same, same
A mass of cheerleading, twerking and ballet
Make it stop! Make it stop!
Why does this scene look like a shitty Gap ad?
Why the hell am I dressed like an urban man?
I am clueless who I am, am, am, am, am
Turn it off! Turn it off! 
Verse 2:
I date a lot of guys
And I'm always surprised
When they break up with me, mm-hmm
I'm lovely, can't you see?! Mm-hmm
But the sad truth is that (The sad truth is that)
I am a psychopath (Am a psychopath)
If you do not love me, mm-hmm
I'll chop off your testes! *crazy laugh*
So just keep on hating
And I'll keep on making
Songs that keep on stating that I don't care
Which means you care way too much
Chorus 2:
I just want the whole wide world to love Tay-Tay
That's why I'm desperately trying to relate
To every race by dressing up all these ways
Make it stop! Make it stop!
I have absolutely no rhythm, it's sad
When I dance I look like a paralysed rat
Hypnotising you with ass so that you can't
Turn it off! Turn it off!
Bridge:
Hey, hey, hey! 
You didn't think this god-awful pandering sellout song and video could get any worse, did you?
Well, guess what? Now you have to listen to... me... rap!
It's going according to plan,
I'll have my revenge on the haters who hate
My new army of zombie fans will obey my command,
Kill my haters and the jerks I used to date!
Chorus 3:
Taylor, don't, you've gone insane, sane, sane, sane, sane
Your feeble attempt to halt me is in vain
Now behold the dawning of my wicked reign
Taylor, stop! Taylor, stop!
I will damn you back to hell, hell, hell, hell, hell
Go ahead, that's where I dwell, dwell, dwell, dwell, dwell
There is nothing you can do to break my spell
Taylor, stop! Taylor, stop!
To break your evil curse
I'll send you somewhere worse
I, Lord God, now decree
You go back to country!
Category:Parodies