Gettysburg Quotes

:Ryan: Robert, I hate to interrupt. But I would love to pitch you one last idea. I call it the Big Mac idea.
:Kevin: What?!? No!
:Robert: Big Mac idea. That sounds encouraging.
:Ryan: It's really, really good Robert. Let me explain.
:Kevin: No! This is not fair! This is my idea. He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me.
:Robert: Well, what is the idea?
:Kevin: Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac. And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands.
:Ryan: You know what? Now, I remember. That was your idea. That is 100 percent your idea.
:Robert: [nervous chuckle] Oh, my. It was just actually cookies the whole time?
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:Ryan: Okay, we are now on a planet where Kevin is the most creative person around, and I am just some good-looking guy.
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:Gabe: Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools... I don't see it.
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:Dwight: Gettysburg? Hmm. Could be interesting. Second-most northern battle in the Civil War.
:Oscar: Actually, it is the northernmost.
:Dwight: Ha!
[aside to camera:]
:Dwight: The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of Schrute Farms. [scoffs] Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible.
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