Blueberry Cake's Greatest Possible Boyfriend

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"Blueberry Cake's Greatest Possible Boyfriend" is a song featured in Minecraft Dimensions: Across the Sonicverse. Is it performed by Zion "Pikachu18" and Diamond Glow to Blueberry Cake as they compete for her affection. Lizzie, Beryl Fury's childhood friend, later interrupts and inserts herself into it.
== Lyrics ==
:Zion "Pikachu18": [laughs] Alright, then.
::Haha! You and I fought alongside
::From the best possible boyfriend himself
::Take a look from my Assist-A-Roids
:[Zion's Assist-A-Roids]
::"Awesome!"
::"Sweet!"
::"Greater than great!"
:[Zion "Pikachu18"]
::Oh, with a punch of a pentagram
::I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
::Usually, I made dessert for our picnic date
::But you'll get the picture, though
:Zion "Pikachu18" and Blueberry Cake: Thanks, Zion!
:[Zion "Pikachu18"]
::Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woh-oh-oh!)
::Michelin tasting menu, free à la carte
::I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref!
::Moonbathing
::Iceskating
::That's just a start!
:[Diamond Glow]
::Who's been friends with her since middle school?
::Who's been faithful to her?
::Who's been looking out for me?
::Even I have hard times
:Blueberry Cake: That's true!
:[Diamond Glow]
::I'm your guy, your day-to-day
::Your chum, your steadfast close friend
::Remember when I fixed Adagio's hair today?
:[Adagio Dazzle]
::I thought it was messy
::Thank you, Diamond
:Blueberry Cake: Oh, you!
:[Diamond Glow]
::I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
:Blueberry Cake: Aawww!
:[Diamond Glow]
::You're the only girl I ever laid eyes on
:Zion "Pikachu18": Uh, what?
:[Diamond Glow]
::And this is why you're really sweet to me
:Zion "Pikachu18": Hold on, now!
:[Diamond Glow]
::It's a little funny
::You could almost call me
::Bro!
:[fiddle solo]
:[piano solo]
:[accordion playing]
:[Diamond Glow]
::They say when you're looking for assistance
::It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
:[Zion "Pikachu18"]
::Others say that in your needy hour
::There's no substitute for pure Rider power!
::Who just happens to also be your memories!
:[Diamond Glow]
::Sadly, there are times
::A current possible boyfriend is a dud
::They say I'm Blueberry's possible boyfriend
:[Zion "Pikachu18"]
::[sing talking]
::Sorry, but Blueberry possibly loves me!
:[Diamond Glow]
::[sing talking]
::Can you butt out of my song?
:[Zion "Pikachu18"]
::Your song? I started this!
:[Diamond Glow]
::I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
:[Zion "Pikachu18"]
::Oh, you tacky piece of—!
:(Right before Zion and Diamond could get at each other's throats to kill, the front door opens, and Lizzie, Beryl Fury's childhood friend, butts into the song)
:[Lizzie]
::It's me! Yes, it's me!
::I know you were all waiting for me!
::I'm here, what a gas!
::Took a while, but I'm present at last!
::It's me! It's me!
::Lizzie!
:[awkward silence]
:Zion "Pikachu18": Who?
== Trivia ==
* The song is based on "Hell's Greatest Dad" from Hazbin Hotel.
* Zion playing a golden violin could be a reference to the song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" where in the devil wagers a golden fiddle in a bet to try to gain Johnny's soul.
Category:Minecraft Dimensions: Across the Sonicverse
Category:Crossover Songs
Category:Heroes' Songs
Category:Crossovers
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