2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers Season 1 Complete Full Length Version by Abomagoonios Entertainment Inc.

Hi-Tops Video. Not Hi-Tops Video, DreamWorks Animation. The Hi-Tops Video is the production logo should be a production logo. Change the logo now! The Harvey Entertainment Company. Do they mean the Super Bowl XLV champion, The Harvey Entertainment Company? Don't remind me, Mary. I wanted Pittsburgh to win. Not The Harvey Entertainment Company, DreamWorks Animation. Change it! Well, what are you waiting for? Okay, okay. Don't rush me. Saban? Saban? That logo should watch its the Earth. You idiot! You changed the wrong logo! Now get it right immediately! Now it's The Learning Company. I never read The Learning Company. Hey Mr. Shield, can you make the next logo read HBO? As good as done, Mary. Of course, we all know Sam's HBO is P-U. Buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! That's enough! Shield, you're not going to display The Learning Company or HBO or even WGBH. You are under contract to display DreamWorks Animation and only DreamWorks Animation. I'm giving you one last chance. That does it! Shield, you're fired! Fired!? Fired!? I have only this to say to you: Spiffy Pictures! I'm going to visit Tom and Jerry at M-G-M. If he's fired, I quit. Spiffy Pictures, Sam. Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dymmy! No, no, no! The 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo is supposed to stop when the music starts, not fly away. Let's try it again. Uh-oh! Runaway moon! He didn't want to be detected by crooks. He's a goddanged show-off. Now let's try the logo again. All right shield, what are you trying to do to us? I just wanted to spice things up. You should know when to stop. Now let's try the logo again. Stop the music! This is the music for the 2010 version! Now let's try it one more time. Jeez Louise! Who flipped the frame? Sorry. I hit a bump in the road. Well, that explains it. Let's break for lunch. B-backwards N-D? What the heck kind of weird-dum name is that? Looks like a Buddha. If this Buddha can bend it, who needs Beckham? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Lorimar. Where have I heard that name before? I used to date her, but she dumped me for a foreign logo. Gordmans! Gordmans. They bring stores to life. What is this, a commercial? You can be sure... ...if it's Westinghouse. Get out of here, Westinghouse! This is not a commercial production. What are you talking about? This is a free country, isn't it? Out out out out out! O-U-T! Out! Sam, Sam, Sam. Why must you be so rude to our guests? Shut up, you buttwipe! Five Below. I used to own a Five Below set. I was expecting Five Below store myself. Get out! No more commercial plugs in a DreamWorks Animation Logo! Period! Target. How do you Target? I Target very well. Now this is getting racy. I agree. What else could come up? The Viacom V of Doom? Oh noes! I shouldn't have said that! [POW!] [BLAM!] Jeez Louise! Did you see that? I don't believe it. The V of Doom just ran Microsoft Sam over like a steamroller. Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam. Did you get the license of that truck? Let's get Sam to a hospital. Federal Signal? Federal Signal? That's not right. That's wrong! It should be DreamWorks Animation, not Federal Signal. Federal Signal makes me think of those outdoor warning siren systems. Speak for yourself, Mike. I just used the restroom a couple of minutes ago. I can tell. I can smell it from a mile away. P-U. Now that's silly. Who ever heard of a W-W-W Animation Logo? World War? Wild Whiskey? Weird Willie? Wolf Whistle. Do that to me, Sam, and I'll slap you! Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy! Now what in the heck is a B-B-B Animation Logo? I've heard of a B-B-B gun, but not a B-B-B Animation Logo. BBBBBBBBBBB! I hope they get it right this time. Whelen? Whelen? I don't want tuberculosis. Computer voices never catch tuberculosis. We don't even have lungs. Tuberculosis? Eewwwwww! They'd better get it right this time, or else! Oh no! Not BP! Anything but BP! I don't care if they cleaned up their image after that oil spill! I'm never getting gasoline from BP as long as I live! You hear me? Never! Now hear this! If you diss BP one more time, I'm going to beat you up! Screw you, BP! All right, you asked for it! [BLAM!!] Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam! He's out cold, Mary. We'll have to get him to the hospital. And look at the set. It's all in apart. We'll have to put up an OUT OF ORDER sign before we get Sam to the doctor. Great idea, Mike. Now let's go. What the heck is this? There are no captions in the logo! I agree with you, Sam. Moon, go back and get some captions. Nascar? I thought ESPN owned Nascar, not DreamWorks Animation. Nascar, ESPN, Fox Sports. I go for car racing at Nascar. Wrong logo. Change it. This is not GoodYear, this is DreamWorks Animation. Change it. [NBC Chimes] The following program is brought to you in Living Color on NBC. Oh, how cute. I love peacocks. I don't. I'm allergic to them. Ahhh... ahhh... Ahh-CHOOOO! Gesundheit. Ah, a new house. I've always wanted to live in a NET house. Keep it up, Sam, and you'll be living in a NUT house! As for you, NET House, go back and get me the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo! NOW! Mike, why must you be such a buttwipe? Sam, you sonofagun, I am not a freakin' buttwipe! You're a potty mouth, as well as a liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Madagascar on Encore Software? That'd be new. Anything would be better than that crappy software programs. Go! Go go go go go go go! Take it easy, Mike. It's not my fault we keep getting all the wrong logos. It could be worse, like the Screen Gems S from Heck. No no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooo! Not that! Not the S from Heck! Let me outta here! Eeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... What's the matter with Sam? He's been terrified of scary logos. First the Viacom V of Doom, next the BP Shield, now the Screen Gems S from Heck. I think he needs professional help. I agree, Mary. Let's find him, then we'll seek out a psychiatrist. Hahahahahahahahahahah lol lol lol lol rofl rofl rofl rofl soi soi soi soi! What's so goddanged funny, Sam? The captions DreamWorks A Comcast Company came in without the moon. Hahhahahaahahahahahah! It just looks so exquisite that way. DreamWorks Animation SKG? The 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG logo in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo? They must be really ahead of their time. 2010 DreamWorks Animation SKG Logo, this is a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo and you don't come in until 2010. Walt Disney Home Entertainment? Didn't they make shoes? I take a size 9. 2019, not 1978! Now it's the 1997 DreamWorks Pictures Logo. Our animation movies can be DreamWorks if Sam wasn't such a grouch. That doesn't come in until 1997. Go back and bring up the proper logo. Lionsgate? That didn't even exist in 2019. And this is supposed to be DreamWorks. Get out of here now! Sam, Sam, Sam, why are you such a grouch? Who asked you, buttwipe? Stop calling me a buttwipe, you sonofagun! Lyrick Studios has taken over DreamWorks Animation. I guess Barney and Friends will star in a Madagascar movie soon. No more Barney the Dinosaur, my friend, and I'm giving you one more chance. The Vivendi Universal Games logo in a DreamWorks Animation Logo! Now the logo can costar with Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe. Sorry, but the logo a couple of years ago. The logo substituted cyanide for Vivendi Universal's logo and beat the snot out of the one-eyed logo. And they hanged logo for the *** of Vivendi Universal. There was not a dry eye in Sweethaven that day. Enough, all of you! And as for the idiot messing up the logos, you're fired! Now you've done it, Sam! Where are we going to find someone to man the shield? There are plenty of other fish in this ocean. They come a dime a dozen. While we're looking for a replacement, let's all go out for lunch. All right! What's going on here? Hey---you with the captions! Who, me? Yes, you. You got the caption wrong. It's DreamWorks Animation, not WreamDorks. Go back and change it. Okay, boss. DeamWarks? They should have stuck with WreamDorks. I agree. Sounds like tunes for me--- WreamDorks. Hee hee hee hee hee! That's R-O-N-G wrong. Start over. What's this? "Ynapmoc Tsacmoc A Skrowmaerd?" What the heck are you trying to do to me? I was trying to do the whole thing with mirrors. What you have is a mirror image. Go back and do it right. Well, tscha! Nobody appreciates creativity any more. Hey Sam, they finally gave you top billing. I knew they'd give Sam his due sooner or later. Only something's not right. What do you mean? I gave you your proper billing, didn't I? Not the title card you're showing now, the one before it. What's wrong with it? The caption below the moon is wrong. It should say "DreamWorks A Comcast Company," not "DreamWorks resent." It's not a mistake. DreamWorks really does resent you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Why you--- [BOOM!] Take it easy, Sam. He was just teasing you. Shut up, you buttwipe! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Comcast A DreamWorks Company! How silly! Golden Books Family Entertainment! That's what I say! We need to talk. Yeah? Whatta you want to talk about, Sam? Not here. Meet me in my office in five minutes. Don't be too rough on him, Sam. He's only learning the ropes. I'm in charge and I'll do what I want. Besides, jobs like his come a dime a dozen. Cut! All right, what's going on here? Hey, you with the captions! Who, me? Yes, you. It's not supposed to be Empire Today; it's supposed to be DreamWorks. Change it! Well, it is an improvement, but next time, change the D and the W around and get it right, capeesh? As Steve Martin used to say, well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! Hey Mike, look at the caption! DreamWreaks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's not funny, you buttwipe! One word is supposed to have Dream and the other Works. Change it, or else! Tscha! I can't stand being "or elsed." What are you anyway, a comedian or something? Get it right! Now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "Pioneer!" That's rich! Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah Mary, that's so funny! Ha ha ha ha ha! That does it! Caption guy, yoooooooooooou're fired! Fired? Fired? Screw you, Microsoft Sam! I'll see you in court! Take over, Mike. See if you can get it right, unlike that dime-a-dozen bum. Sorry, forgot to put the DreamWorks caption above the moon. I'll try again. Dang! Now I forgot the Comcast byline! I miss that dime-a-dozen bum already. Don't worry, Mike. All you need is a little more practice. Let's take a break. There, there, Sam. You're probably having one of those days. After the break, I'll see if we can get the old caption guy back before he sues us for wronngful termination. Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-my! Cut! Where's the Comcast byline? I see a DreamWorks, but no Comcast byline. All right, you buttwipe! Where's the DreamWorks? He had to take a leak. I don't give a flying caption! Go back and get me the DreamWorks! All right, all right! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! HUMIRA? What is this, a prescription drug? HUMIRA for drugs? Eeewwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Not HUMIRA, you fool! DreamWorks Animation! Change it! NOW!! The Holden Arboretum. We must be in Kirtland, Ohio. The park must be hiding out someplace. Not The Holden Arboretum! DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation DreamWorks Animation! All right! Can I help it if you act childish? Mentor, Ohio? I feel like I'm in Lake County. I'm all for going to the steam room when this program is over. So am I, but Sam better keep his towels dry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Shut up, you dummy! And as for the moon guy, one more slip-up, and I'll have you transferred to the Pink Panther Show! Sam, Sam, Sam. What makes you act like such a grouch? That's none of your business, you buttwipe! I am not a buttwipe, you sonofagun! I'm not a sonofagun, you buttwipe! [BUZZER] And stop razzing me! That's what I say! Moon guy, you're fired! Fired!? Fired!? I'll sue you for every cent you've got, Microsoft Sam! It will only be frivolous because I fired that dime-a-dozen bum with cause! There, there, Sam. Let me try the shield zoom. Can't be any worse than that dime-a-dozen bum. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! Liar! Uh-oh! I had the picture upside down. I'll try to fix it. Later, Mary. Let's take a break. You need a vacation, Sam. Your nerves have been bothering you lately. Buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! I agree with you, Mike. He's having a bad day. Oy vey! Cut, cut, cut! The DreamWorks Animation Logo is supposed to be 2019, not 1997. Sorry, Boss. I just got a little excited. You again!? I thought I fired you last episode. You did, but I filed a lawsuit against you and won, so here I am again. I see your point. Now, you better toe the line, or else! Remind me to fire my lawyers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Buffalo Wild Wings in DreamWorks Animation! I agree that it's funny, Mike. I guess we better pack our bags and move to Japan. We're not moving to Japan. Buffalo Wild Wings does not own DreamWorks. Get me the proper logo! Now! Panera Bread is into DreamWorks Animation now? I can just see the bread meeting Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo. What the heck is the Panera Bread logo doing in my DreamWorks Animation Logo? Get out! Now! Now it's Bed Bath and Beyond that's trying to take over DreamWorks Animation. This sucks! I hate Bed Bath and Beyond, you hear? I hate Bed Bath and Beyond! I hate Bed Bath and Beyond! I hate Bed Bath and Beyond! Jeez Louise! I goofed again! Have mercy! Go! Go go go go go go go! And this time, stay outta my life forever! Oh yeah? Well, try this on for size, you buttwipe! Look, it's the bold look of Kohler. Those knuckleheads make me laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What are you anyway, a Wisenheimer? I told you to get out of my life forever. I heard you fired your lawyers, so there's no way you can kick me out of here. I'll find a way to kick you out, all right. You just try. In the meantime, chew on this! Judas Priest! It's the Screen Gems S from Heck! I hate that infernal logo so much, I wanna barf all over it! What the heck? I'll do it now! [Sam barfing] Nice try, but you're still forever banned from working here under penalty of death. Okay, Sam. If you insist on barring me from my job, I'm using my secret weapon. Take that, you meany! Oh noes! It's that infernal Viacom V of Doom! Let me outta here! Eee-yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi! Not so fast there, Microsoft Sam! I was sent here to torment you. And if you don't re-hire me, Sam, the V of Doom will torment you forever! This is all your doing, you dime-a-dozen bum! I'll never re-hire you and this infernal V of Doom will never get away with--- Eee-yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You leave Microsoft Sam alone, you infernal beasty! Do not interfere with justice, you buttwipe! That's enough, V of Doom! For tormenting Sam and insulting Mike, I'm letting you have it! Take that, you King Daddy of scary logos! [BOOM!!] Thanks, Mary. You saved my life. Speakonia Male 1, you're re-hired. I should have known better. Just don't threaten me with scary logos again. It's a deal, Sam. [NBC Chime] Oy vey! Now it's the NBC Snake. Next, they'll say "brought to you in Living Color." Brought to you in Living Color. Now cut that out! Judas Priest! Just back on the job, and already Sam's starting in on me again! Take it easy, Sam. He's been having a rough time lately, and so have you. I guess you're right, Mike. I think we could use nice relaxing vacation. Perhaps we can go to Japan. Just kidding! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cut! All right, moon guy, who are you trying to impress? I wanted to get a little creative. The logo is supposed to display 2019, not 2004. You'll get kids to poop in their pants. Poop in their pants? P-U! Look, Mary, it's Escape TV. Escape TV? Great! Now we can watch drama TV shows uninterrupted, uncut and uncensored. I have one word for putting Escape TV where DreamWorks would normally be: uneducated. Take back the Escape TV logo and get me the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo! Now! Freeform? That's nice. It used to be ABC Family before it became Freeform. The Freeform meant everything. Not Freeform, DreamWorks Animation. Take it back and bring up the right logo. NEC. This logo must be NEC. No one under 17 admitted. Something is wrong. Yeah. That's why I sent the NEC Logo out here. Something always goes wrong whenever Microsoft Sam shows up. You cheap sonofagun, this is not a *** flick. Get rid of the NEC Logo and bring up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo, or you'll be SOL. All right! Jeez Louise, you are such a grouch today! And my name is Microsoft Sam, not Jeez Louise. Calm down, Sam. You know he's trying as best he can. He's very trying, you buttwipe! You call me a buttwipe one more time, Sam, and I'll wipe your butt with a porcupine. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! Microsoft Mike, why don't you accept the fact that you are a buttwipe and you can't change what you are because it's a fact you buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Sam? I'm okay, Mary. I just got so pissed off at Mike for objecting to my calling him a buttwipe. Be a little more careful who you call a buttwipe, you sonofagun! Hardee's. Eat fast food. Eat not fast food. This is not a commercial. In-n-Out Burger. I wonder if Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe meet the restaurant. I agree. What did I tell you about commercial plugs in a public logo? Sorry, Sam, I was hungry for a hamburger. Get that commercial plug outta here! Now!! And if you give me one more commercial plug, I'll make you eat Snakeburger. Snakeburger? Eeewwwwwww! Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Spanning the globe to bring you all the highlights in ViewSonic. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. You fool! This is not ViewSonic, this is DreamWorks Animation. Get me the proper logo, or I'll give you the agony of defeat! Give me a break, Sam! I've been running back and forth so much, I'm already suffering the agony of de feet. De feet hurt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "Ha ha ha ha" yourself. Very droll joke. Oh well. Since we mentioned food earlier, let's all take a lunch break. Cut! All right, what's the big idea? Tscha! This is supposed to be a DreamWorks Animation movie, isn't it? True, but the logo is supposed to display "2019," not "2005." Go back and change it. All right, all right! Picky, picky, picky! Ohio? How loud do you think they are? AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Mary, you don't have to yell! Sheesh! And it's not Ohio, it's DreamWorks! Change it now! Shush the sheesh, Sam! Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy! Cleveland Museum of Art. They make strong movies, don't they? Not Cleveland Museum of Art... DreamWorks. Cleveland Museum of Natural History. One dose and you'll go Madagascar. DreamWorks! DreamWorks! DreamWorks! Sorry, wrong number. Playhouse Square? Are we on "Megamind" all of a sudden? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You buttwipe! This is 2019, and "Megamind" doesn't come on until 2010. Correct the caption now, or I'll make you watch Megamind! Sam, Sam, Sam, why must you always turn a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo into your own personal sweatshop? Quit making insubordinate comments, you buttwipe! Tantrum coming on now. No no no no no no no no no no! Every time I try to calm Sam down, he acts like he's Genghis Khan! Well, I'm sick of this! Do you hear me? I'm sick of it! Sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun! [BOOM!] If I hear any more outbursts like that, it's over! No! No! No! BNSF Railway did not exist in 2019! Go back and get it right! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Union Pacific does not own Comcast nor does it own DreamWorks! And that theme music belongs to the 2010 theme! One more slip-up and it's the end! No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! How dare you pair rival studio logos together! This is the end! I'm not doing any more DreamWorks Animation ID Bumpers! You're all fired! Do you hear me? F-I-R-E-D! Fired! Out! Out-out-out-out-out! And don't even bother coming here expecting your jobs back, 'cause that's never gonna happen! Never never never never never! Judas Priest! What a temper! Anybody know of a good lawyer? We oughta sue Sam. If he thinks he'll get away with dumping us like this, he's got another thing coming. We'll get revenge on Sam one of these days. BUTTWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What's so funny, Mike? The DreamWorks Animation logo's acting like 2006! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 2006's are fun. I wish I watched one when I was a kid. Enough with the 2006's. I'm getting dizzy. Mohawk Productions has invaded Madagascar! Looks like we're in for an invasion of sitcoms. Sam would have a royal fit if he saw this logo in a DreamWorks Animation ident. Could you try to get the DreamWorks Animation Logo back, please? Oops! Sorry, my bad. I'll see what I can do. Now it's Warner Bros. that's gone Madagascar. I can hardly wait to see Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe being pals with Bugs Bunny. Say good night, Warner Bros. Good night, Warner Bros. Who asked you? You're not funny and you're not Warner Bros.! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Now hold on there! Bad Robot did not take over DreamWorks. What are you trying to pull? I just wanted to see what would happen if Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe met Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo. When Microsoft Sam gets back, he's gonna hear about this and he'll give you your just deserts, but good! Judas Priest! Sam was right about you, Mike! You really are a total buttwipe! Don't you start! I am not a buttwipe, you sonofagun! If Sam were here, Mike, he'd make you a member of the Liars' Club! Barron's Home Video in Madagascar! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's not funny! Change it! Frappé Productions. Must be rabbit season. Or maybe duck season. The hunter in the sky. Maybe he's looking for Ursa Major. Perhaps he'll find her near the North Star. Fisher-Price? Fisher-Price? This is a motion picture, not a kiddie book! Am-scray! Please, Mike, don't get all worked up over these bloopers like Sam does. That's none of your business, you dummy! Microsoft Mike! I won't have you calling me a dummy! Simmer down, Mary. At least he knows how I feel about these bloopers sometimes. Microsoft Sam! Back so soon? I never thought I'd say this, Sam, but thank God you've returned! So what brought you back here so soon? I took a detour and found myself in a bad place. I raced back here as fast as I could, but someone from that bad place is chasing me. And who's chasing you? So, Microsoft Sam! I've found you! Eek! It's the Devil! He's brought that Satan's Kingdom sign with him. Somebody do something! Protect me from this evil overseer of that infernal realm! Too late, Sam! You are condemned! Prepare for an eternity of pain! Oh no you don't, Satan! Take that! [BOOM!!] No no no no no no no no! Not that! Anything but that! Let me outta here! Eeee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Look at him run! He took one look at the God's Country sign and fled in terror! Sic semper evillis - thus always to evildoers. Well said, Sam. I must go now. Peace be with you. And also with you. It's great to have you back, Sam. We all missed you. And I missed you too. I have an idea: now that Sam's back, safe and sound, let's all go out for some pizza. Your RoflCopter is all set, Sam. All aboard! We're on our way to Pizza City! soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi All right! What are you, a comedian or something? What do you mean? The only thing that should come in is the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo, not 2010. So sue me! Sheesh! Shush the sheesh! Shishkabob! I'm warning you! All right, all right! Judas Priest! You really know how to make a guy feel like a buttwipe! Takes one to know one. 1997 DreamWorks Pictures Logo. That's "Present." That's wrong! 2004 DreamWorks Animation. In heaven sometimes. Hahahaha! That's wrong. Get it right! You buttwipe! I am not a buttwipe! Liar! You are too! The logo "Amazing Movies" does not come in. Only the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo does, capeesh? I get it. Plaster City Productions. I hope Conan's doing his Year 3000 routine tonight. Not Plaster City Productions, DreamWorks! DEJ Productions. This production logo is dynamite. I agree. If you mess with it, it might explode on you. [BOOM!!] I didn't mean it literally! Welcome to the club. This is not Convicted! Get that First Look Home Entertainment logo outta here! I kind of like Convicted myself. Google Translate! What are you doing here? I heard you were having trouble with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, Sam, so I've come to help you out. Okay, Google Translate, I'll give you a chance. Anybody can do better than that dime-a-dozen bum. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! You are too! Oh bother! The captions are there, but not the moon. Don't worry, Google Translate. You'll get the hang of it sooner or later. I guess you're right, Sam. We'll try again later. I'm all for going out to lunch. Would you like to go Dutch? I think we've been in dutch already. You are so funny, Sam! [Google Translate laughing] All right, you buttwipe! What's the big idea? What do you mean? And why, in heaven's name, do you keep calling me a buttwipe? Because I can and I said so. Get that Sony Music Entertainment logo outta here and get me the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo! Now!! Okay, you're the boss. And I am not a buttwipe! You are too a buttwipe and you know it! Buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Southern Star? Oh bother! We're all out of Southern Star. Don't worry, Mike. I'll buy some on the way home today. Where did the Southern Star logo come from? And it's not Southern Star, it's DreamWorks Animation! Get it right or I'll spray the Southern Star logo in your eyes! MTV Home Video upside down 1998. Beavis and Butt-Head will never die. What are you, a comedian or something? You said it's supposed to be "DreamWorks Animation." Yes, but not "MTV Home Video." All right then, I'll get a concrete one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! Why does he always do this to me? I'm sick and tired of all the bullcrap you give me! You buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm sorry, Google Translate. I just get so sick and tired of all the bullcrap Speakonia Male 1 gives me in these videos. It gets me so worked up and I'm always throwing tantrums. Don't worry, Sam. Just be calm like me. I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow. But not the pillow Sam drooled on last night. Sam drooled on the pillow? Gross! Eeewwwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Forum Home Video. Don't they distribute Forum Home Video, Abby? They sure do, Beulah. Next they'll send in Rhinos. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Speaking of rhinos, if you don't get me the proper logo--- Stop calling me a rhino! At least I didn't call him a buttwipe that time. Watch your mouth, you sonofagun! Look, it's The Movie Store. He's so cute. I agree, Mary. I used to service. Get that Movie Store logo outta here or I'll sic on you! Take it easy, Sam. I was only joking. I don't even have a movie theater. How much does a net globe cost? I don't care. I'll give this dime-a-dozen bum one more chance. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! Wood Knapp Video. I used to watch that when I was a kid. I agree. Now you've done it! Out! Out-out-out-out-out! And don't ever come back! And this time I mean it! Next time I see you I'll jam--- [BLEEP!] Sorry I had to do that, Sam, but I just had to calm you down. That's telling him, Google Translate. Should we go shopping. Good idea, Mary. I have Sam's credit card with me. Let's go! Hey, moon guy! Who, me? Yes, you! You got the logo upside down! Oh really? I thought this was Avid Home Entertainment. Not Avid Home Entertainment, DreamWorks Animation. Get it right! F&I. As in Fire & Ice Entertainment. Those were the days. Breaker 19 for a radio check. Negatory, good buddy. I say Negatory to this logo. It's DreamWorks Animation, not Fire & Ice Entertainment. DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation! All right! Sheesh, you're such a buttwipe, Microsoft Sam! I'm not a buttwipe, you sonofagun! And shush the sheesh! Republic Pictures Home Video. I always wanted to listen to some logos. You're making me thirsty. Oh, wow! I could've had Republic Pictures Home Video! Malofilm Video? Malofilm Video? I don't want Malofilm Video. I don't want it either, but if Sam got it on with me, I'd end up with Malofilm Video anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! Microsoft Mary, you've got your nerve saying I give you Malofilm Video! I don't have Malofilm Video you dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay, Google Translate. I just get so ticked off by cheap jokes about my sex life. There, there, Sam. I used to feel that way, but then I got over it. If I can do it, so can you. Thanks. Now, let's see if the moon guy can get it right. Rae Don Home Video. How psychedelic. I love Rae Don Home Video. They're so real. Hey, moon guy! DreamWorks Animation! You hear? DreamWorks Animation! I wish you would call me by my proper name. I'm tired of being called "moon guy." If you don't display the proper logo, you'll be called an out-of-work moon guy. Up yours, buttwipe! I AM NOT A BUTTWIPE! Calm down, Sam. This too shall pass. Cannon Home Video. Cannon Home Video. What's new? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, moon guy! I have a riddle for you. Knock knock. Who's there? Ama Gana. Ama Gana who? Ama Gana fire you if you don't display the proper logo! Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Sheesh! SHUSH THE SHEESH! Look, Mary. Someone whitewashed Vidmark Entertainment. Maybe i love Interceptor. I love movies by Vidmark Entertainment, but I also love to write dirty ones. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! MOON GUY!! Uh-oh! I'd better vamoose! Come back here, moon guy! I hate you so much I wanna take that goddanged logo and beat your stupid-butt brains out! It's just human nature for me to hate guys that try to make my life a living heck--- ---especially dime-a-dozen bums like you. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR... Hey you! Who, me? Yes, you! What's the deal with this Trimark Pictures logo being here when this is supposed to be a DreamWorks Animation movie? I thought this was going to be Leprechaun 2. This is not Leprechaun 2! This is Madagascar! Get me the 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo! Now! All right! Judas Priest, you're such a buttwipe! And stop calling me a buttwipe, you sonofagun! Tapestry Films? Why, they produced the old "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In." That show was comedy incarnate. I wish they'd bring it back. Was "Laugh-In" a funny show? You bet your sweet bippy it was! Sock it to me! If you don't bring up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo I'll really sock it to you, but good! Dualstar Entertainment Group, as in long-playing record. At last, a long-playing logo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Not "Dualstar Entertainment Group" - "DreamWorks Animation." WarnerVision Entertainment. I used to live on WarnerVision Entertainment when I was a kid. So did I. LH Michael and LH Michelle! You two are not allowed in this video! Get out! Out! O-U-T! Out! Hold it right there, Speakonia Male 1! Come back here! You called, Boss? Yes. I told you to bring up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo. That's your job. Who's the jackbutt that let in all these inappropriate logos? I don't have to ask. It's you, Speakonia Male 1. What do you have to say for yourself? It wasn't me that kicked down the door, it was those crazy people, LH Michael and LH Michelle, that did it. They shouldn't have broken in here in the first place and I'm putting you on notice. Get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo in here before closing time, or else! On notice? Me? Screw you, Sam, you buttwipe! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no! Goddang you, Speakonia Male 1! I'm sick and tired of your freakin' insubordination! If you keep screwing up the DreamWorks Animation logo, you're fired! You hear me? Fired! You sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I'm all right, Google Translate. I just get so ticked off at all these inappropriate logos invading the DreamWorks Animation ID turf. Oh well, this too shall pass. Burger King. I guess we'll next be visited by McDonald's and KFC. One more commercial plug in a public logo and I'll slap you. Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! Myriad Pictures. I guess Myriad Pictures will now start showing Madagascar. Myriad Pictures presents Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe. Made possible with a grant from ACME Carrots. If I told you once, I've told you a gazillion times, it's "DreamWorks Animation!" talknfrog Pictures. It's official now: talknfrog and DreamWorks have merged. I can see it now: Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe meets the characters of talknfrog. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! TALKNFROG DID NOT MERGE WITH COMCAST! YOU HAVE EXACTLY ONE MORE CHANCE TO BRING THE 2019 DREAMWORKS ANIMATION LOGO IN HERE, CAPEESH? Sam, you're becoming a real control freak! ONE MORE INSUBORDINATE COMMENT LIKE THAT AND YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!! American Zoetrope Pictures. Time for a movie of Assassination Tango. You two here again? I'm calling Security! And as for you, Speakonia Male 1, you know what this means? I don't get the company car you promised me? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!! Fired!? Fired!? I've got a wife, ten kids and three credit unions to support! If it takes every cent I have, Microsoft Sam, I'll sue your sorry butt so vengefully that one day you'll be working for me! Sure you will. When Heck freezes over! Don't despair, Sam. You still have the rest of us to back you all the way. I guess you're right, Google Translate. Let'*** the bar. It's happy hour. All the drinks are on me. U.S.A. Home Video. Can Brian Williams be far behind? Not really, Google Translate. I yearn for the days of the Huntley- Brinkley Report. Not a bad suggestion, RoboSoft 3. Live Home Video. Easy as Carolco. Simple as USA. That's nice, but you forgot the caption. Whoops! Kung Fu Panda. It must be time for watch the movie. Come and listen to my story about a man named Po. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. No wonder they moved to DreamWorks Animation SKG. That Kung Fu Panda's got his own cement pond. That Kung Fu Panda is a millionaire. Any news on Sam yet? Sam won't give in. He still won't re-hire Speakonia Male 1. He's as stubborn as a Missouri mule. Look, Michelle, it's Goodtimes Home Video. Logos are free. What country is this from? USA. It's the United States of America. Now what is this? An MPI Home Video. MPI? I love MPI. Take it back. Now. What's the matter, Anna? Don't you like MPI any more? I love MPI. They make my face break out. Now I know what Anna had for dinner last night. How's it going, MPI-face? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! [BOOM!!] Oh my goodness! You made my face break out! Sorry about that, Mary. I just don't like being called "MPI-face." Be careful next time. What you just did to me made me sick. Eeeeewwwww! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! [Mary barfing] Game Cube? What's a game cube? Don't you know, Mike? You roll seven-come-eleven with them. Dice. The original game cubes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Brentwood Home Video. If you can cross over, we can watch Christy Lane. Speakonia Male 1! You're back! We missed you. Back already, Speakonia Male 1? Where's Microsoft Sam? I can explain everything. You better explain it fast. I heard that Sam's looking for you. He's got the police looking for you too. Sam and the cops are after Speakonia Male 1? I thought you were holding him hostage. I was, but Sam grabbed the gun out of my hand and started shooting at me. I hot-footed it out of there, but Sam warned me never to come here or I'd be sorry. [Siren] Uh-oh! The fuzz! If Sam sees us here, we're dead! Hide us! Quick! Aha! I thought I'd find you here! Microsoft Sam! Give me another chance! And please stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle! Hah! That gay boy and his lesbian sister? I'm not a gay boy! And I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even from lesbas. Liars! Arrest them, Officer! On what charges? Criminal trespass, gross insubordination and mutiny. And make it a capital offense. Microsoft Sam! Are you out of your mind? Sorry, Google Translate, but justice has to be done. Officer, if you'll just hear me out for a second, I can explain everything. Go ahead. On my way in here, I stopped at the courthouse and filed a wrongful termination lawsuit against Sam. I also accused him of gross homophobia and being a control freak. This from you, a mutineer! Be quiet, Sam! Hear him out. Thanks. And not only that, I've secured a court injunction allowing LH Michael and LH Michelle to stay in these videos. Sam is never to hate them any more or call them homophobic names. All right. I won't arrest you, LH Michael or LH Michelle. And if Sam issues an apology, I won't press charges against him. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! Foiled by a broken justice system! When will they ever learn who's in charge of things here? This is a travesty, you hear me? Travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty travesty! [BOOM!!] Are you through, Sam? Yes, Officer. I'm sorry for the tantrum and all the trouble I've caused. Speakonia Male 1, you're re-hired. And as for LH Michael and LH Michelle, I promise never to hate you again. Can we continue with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, please? Go ahead. Blizzard Entertainment? In a public logo? what next, Diablo meets Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo? Id Software? Which Id do they hail from? Kentucky? Virginia? Massachusetts? Nerdocrumbesia? Id in Nerdocrumbesia? Just kidding, Sam! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy! Same old Sam. Always calls me a dummy every time I get the best of him. Don't worry, Mary. This too shall pass. And how about getting the logo right for a change? Roger. The name's Microsoft Sam, not Roger. Sorry. Well, it's an improvement. All we need to do is replace the 2010 logo with the 2019 logo and we'll be on Easy Street. Not to worry, I'll try again. Not just yet. It's been a trying day and I need to get a little rest. Let's take the rest of the week off. Works for me. Me too. It sure feels good to see you back, Sam. I missed you. I missed you too, Google Translate. I love you. And I love you too, Sam. [Google Translate] Sam? Where are you? [Mike] He said he'd be a little late coming in. [Mary] He's probably lecturing the Moon Guy. [Google Translate] Well, we might as well get started. [Google Translate] Nice to drop in, Sam. What are you doing atop the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo? [Mary] Great entrance, Sam. Are you auditioning to be Alex the Lion's stuntman? No, I'm not auditioning to be Alex the Lion's stuntman. I was telling the Moon Guy to get the proper logo in here and I wound up on top of it. [Google Translate] Sam, you look good riding the moon. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Moon Guy] I told you not to sit on the moon, Sam. [Sam] Now you tell me. Buttwipe! [Mary] Now where'd Mike go? [Sam] Mike, you buttwipe! Get off the moon! You're not Melman the Giraffe. Don't call me a buttwipe, you sonofagun! This moon is so pointy, it hurts to sit on it. Ouch! [Google Translate] I think Mike looks good atop the moon, but where's Mary? [Sam] She probably went to get a drink of water. Hey, this is fun! I could feel the breeze in my hair when I zoomed in. [Sam] Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] What's up, Alex and Melman? [Sam] Don't "What's up, Alex and Melman" me, you buttwipe! Tell Mary to get off the moon... right now! Don't listen to Sam, Moon Guy. I love these moon rides. [Mike] I'm hip to you, Mary. [Sam] Microsoft Mike, stop encouraging people to do these crazy stunts! You are a certified first-class buttwipe! A buttwipe. you hear? A BUTTWIPE!!! [Mike] Microsoft Sam listen to me good: I AM NOT A BUTTWIPE! I NEVER WAS A BUTTWIPE! I'LL NEVER BE A BUTTWIPE AND I WANT YOU TO STOP CALLING ME A BUTTWIPE! YOU HEAR ME? STOP CALLING ME A BUTTWIPE YOU SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN SONOFAGUN!! [BOOM!!] [Speakonia Male 2] Oh my goodness! Mike throws a tantrum in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video? [Speakonia Male 3] Usually Sam throws tantrums in these videos. [Sam] Gad! What a temper! Google Translate? Where's Google Translate? Have you seen Google Translate? Here I am, Sam! Mary's right. This is fun! [Sam] Google Translate? You're riding the moon? Yeah, but I think Mike's right when he said it needs a little smoothing out. [Sam] I'm hip to that. Hey Moon Guy, have you been charging admission to let people ride the moon? [Moon Guy] Nope. I let them ride for free. After all, you started it, Sam! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Sam] Sheesh! [Abby] Hey Beulah, this is fun! I can see clear over to Albuquerque from here. [Beulah] I agree, Abby. We should remember to take that left turn there. [Sam] Two people riding the moon at the same time? [Mike] At least that'll make riding it smoother. Hey Michelle, this has Coney Island beat by a country mile. I agree, Michael. They should name this place the Chuck Jones Memorial Park. [Sam] MOON GUY!! [Moon Guy] You bellowed, Sam? [Sam] YES, I BELLOWED, MOON GUY!!! DID YOU LET THIS GAY BOY AND HIS LESBIAN SISTER IN HERE AGAIN?! Come on, Sam, give us a break. Stop hating us. We have as much a right to ride the moon as the rest of you. [Sam] I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE STILL NOT ALLOWED IN HERE! OUT! OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT!!!! [Moon Guy] Microsoft Sam! You can't keep chasing LH Michael and LH Michelle as if they were prairie dogs! You'll turn into a hate criminal if you keep this up! Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! Why do you keep freakin' up my life, Moon Guy? LH Michael and LH Michelle are unauthorized personnel! I am not a hate criminal! You hear me? I am not a hate criminal you buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! [BOOM!!] [Google Translate] Sam? Are you all right? [Sam] I'm all right, Google Translate. I just get so ticked off at the Moon Guy for letting LH Michael and LH Michelle in here. He doesn't realize how much I hate their guts. [Google Translate] Don't be too rough on them, Sam. Just because they're different doesn't mean they're undesirable. As a personal favor, please give them a chance. Do this for me, okay? [Sam] Okay, Google Translate. I'll try, but it won't be easy. [Speakonia Male 2] Raven Software. [Mary] I love those Raven Software. He's so cute. [Speakonia Male 3] What's up, eagle? [Sam] If they try to sell me insurance again, it's Raven soup. Hahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [LH Michael] Neversoft. [LH Michelle] I love it. [Sam] Ix-nay on the ugs-software! [Moon Guy] Oy vey. [Moon Guy] Oops! I goofed again! I know I should be punished. Let me take off my trousers. [Speakonia Male 2] Don't bother. I think they've reached the limits on what *** probing can teach them. [Sam] Well, you're in the ballpark. This gives me an idea. Hand me the tools. Oh Sam! You are so gifted with tools. I'm glad you like it, Google Translate. I call it "The 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo-Mobile." I especially love these new seats. It's much more comfortable than sitting on the moon itself. It's almost lunch time. Wanna go Dutch? I'm one step ahead of you, Google Translate. All right. Hang on, here we go! [Beulah] Holy Schneikees! That's a real fast machine Sam's got! I wish I could ride one of those. [Abby] So do I, but Sam's only built one. [Mary] Well, at least we know where they usually have lunch. [Mike] We can join them at the commissary. [Moon Guy] May I tag along? [Mike] Only if you ride your own moon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Moon Guy] Oh bother. Quiet on the set. This is a take. Cue moon. I said cue moon, not the Time-Life Video logo. [Moon Guy] Well, it does start with a "T". Looks like it's going to be one of those days. With Sam, every day is one of those days. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Shut up, you buttwipe! [Mike] How many times must I tell you, Sam? I am not a buttwipe! [Sam] Liar! You are too! He's not a buttwipe, Sam. Don't encourage him, you dummy! And get me the proper logo! [Moon Guy] Roger Wilco. Warner Reprise Video. I used to know her in college. She must be Warner Bros' sister. I'll spear your Warner Reprise Video if you don't get me the proper logo! [Moon Guy] Don't get violent, Sam! [Speakonia Male 2] Warner Music Vision? What in the world is Warner Music Vision? [Speakonia Male 3] That's pronounced "Warner Music Vision." It's that music logo company that made Madonna famous. Benny Hill? Good show, lads. [Moon Guy] Oops! Yet another logo blooper. Ah yes. Bad show, lads. Hi, Sam. Are you having trouble with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo again? Same old song and dance. Don't worry, Sam. Let's see what comes up next. Triumph Films. That's near Triumph Films, isn't it? Pyramid must smell like Teen Spirit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's not the smell of Teen Spirit. Pyramids used the wood for toilets, and that pyramid must have just relieved itself before coming here. You mean he just pooped? Sickening. Gross. Eeeeewwwwwwww! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! [Barfing] [Jingle singers] Ajax Laundry Detergent is stronger than dirt! Ajax, stronger than dirt. I thought the ghost of Jim Morrison of the Doors just came in. We can use that to clean up the bucket after someone gets sick in this studio. What did we tell you? No commercial plugs in a public logo! Now let's get on the stick! KidVision. It must be time for The Magic School Bus. Danger is his business! LH Michael and LH Michelle! What are you doing here? Take it easy on us, Sam. The cops warned you not to hate us again, remember? Sam, why must you insist on hating LH Michael and LH Michelle? For Pete's sake, be nice to them, okay? Get a hold of yourself, Sam. You've got to exhibit tolerance. Keep cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum! What in the blessed name of J.L. DreamWorks is this world coming to when I have to tolerate people I feel like hating? It sucks, you hear me? It sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks! [BOOM!!] Calm down, Sam. They're just people like us. I'm sorry for acting that way, Google Translate. I guess I'm trapped in my old ways. [Google Translate] That's all right, Sam. You'll get over it soon. Shall we continue with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo now? Great idea. Hey, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] I know. I'll bring up the proper logo. [Moon Guy] How's this, Sam? [Sam] Well, it's an improvement, but we're using the 2019 camera and this logo is from 2010. [Moon Guy] Give me a break, Sam. It's been a trying day. [Sam] I know the feeling. Let's all take the rest of the day off. [Google Translate] I'm for taking the rest of the day off too, Sam. You need some rest. I'll be right beside you. [Sam] Thanks, Anna. [Mike] Looks like they're an item. [Mary] I knew they'd get along. Places, everyone! This is a take! Roll camera! Cue the moon! All right, Moon Guy! What are you, a comedian or something? [Moon Guy] You wanted the logo, you got the logo. Yeah, but you got the logo wrong. It should be "DreamWorks Animation," not "Silver Pictures." Silver Pictures. Silver what? Silver Pictures. I thought it meant "Silver Pictures Home Entertainment." Shut up, you dummy! The Busy World of Richard Scarry? That's what I say! The Busy World of Richard Scarry is going on here? [Moon Guy] Oops! Methinks I goofed again. Youthinks right, Moon Guy. Get it right or I'll f--- you where the sun doesn't shine! [Moon Guy] Don't get dirty, Sam! Mandeville Films. I just love Walt Disney. Not Mandeville Films, you buttwipe! DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation! [Moon Guy] Quit calling me a buttwipe, you sonofagun! [Speakonia Male 2] Media Home Entertainment. [Speakonia Male 3] When I was little, my family watched a lot of MHE movies. Oh really? My family used to watch some MHE TV shows a lot. Listen up, Moon Guy! You're supposed to bring up the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo and ONLY the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo! You hear me? [Moon Guy] And you listen to me, Sam! YouTube user BJ29035 demands that we include Looney Tunes Characters in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video! And Abomagoonios says there would be copyright issues if we did that! Now get on the stick! Image Entertainment. Programming research will never die. MOON GUY!!! [Moon Guy] You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed! Now pay attention! DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks Animation! DreamWorks as in Wisenheimer, Animation as in Blockhead! DreamWorks Animation! Now!! MOON GUY, YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU'RE FIRED!!! [Moon Guy] Fired!? Fired!? Screw you, Microsoft Sam! I'm telling BJ29035 on you! Calm down, Sam. Abomagoonios is right. If we used the Looney Tunes Characters in one of these videos, DreamWorks would hit him with a copyright strike. Gee, Google Translate, that makes me feel a lot better. Eek! It's the Devil and the She-Devil! You're right, Beulah. Grab hold of the nearest cross. [Devil] Chill out, babes. It's not you that we've come for. [She-Devil] We've come for Microsoft Sam. You infernal beasties! You dare invade a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video? We were having a lot of fun ourselves until you two evildoers showed up. We've got a good mind to call on God to drive you away. [Devil] We have a message to deliver to all of you. [She-Devil] Since Abomagoonios refuses to include Looney Tunes Characters in these videos, we claim Microsoft Sam's soul. Get thee behind me, Devil and She-Devil! Abomagoonios won't do it because he might get a copyright strike against him, [Devil] BJ29035 says that's all bullcrap. [She-Devil] If Abomagoonios still refuses to include Looney Tunes Characters, we will dump all over you. That's far enough, Devil and She-Devil! Get out of here right now, or I invoke the wrath of God! [Devil] Scandalous! Shall we let them have it? [She-Devil] Let's do it. Bombs away! [PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP] Gugh! Not again! Eeeeewwwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwww! [Barfing] You filthy animals! Eeeewwwwwww! Eeeeeewwwwwwww! [Barfing] You'll pay for this, Devil and She-Devil! Eeeeeeewwwwwwww! Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! [Barfing] Jiminy Christmas! All over my best dress! Eeewwww! Eeeeewwwwwww! [Barfing] [Devil] Look at them, covered in dirt! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [She-Devil] They're so sick they can hardly move! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You've gone too far, cesspool swimmers! Take that! [BOOM!!] [Voice of God] All right, Devil and She-Devil! Now you get yours! [Devil] Not the cleaning again! [She-Devil] We can't stand having our dummies cleaned! [Voice of God] Take that, dirty creatures! [Devil] Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! [She-Devil] Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Thanks again, Angel. We're cleaned up and feeling better. And we're glad those infernal goons are getting their come-uppance. A-men! You're welcome. [Moon Guy] Oh no! Not again! I know I should be punished. Don't worry. When that Devil and She-Devil let loose on me, I regretted letting you go. You're re-hired, Moon Guy. [Moon Guy] Thanks. [Google Translate] This is Google Translate with a follow-up report on the mix-up that just took place. The Devil and She-Devil have gotten their come-uppance. And Abomagoonios need not worry about BJ29035 abusing him for not using Looney Tunes Characters. Abomagoonios' right about the copyright issues, BJ is wrong, and let's let it go at that. Keep watching this channel for future 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers videos. Hey, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] You called, Sam? What's the big idea with the Sports Land logo? You're in the movies, not sports. Change it now! [Moon Guy] Surely you can't be serious. [Sam] I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Major League Baseball. Tonight's sport: baseball. Or, strikeout. DreamWorks Animation, not Major League Baseball. Get me? [Moon Guy] Sorry about that, Chief. NFL. Good morning, NFL. Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to hunt down the football. What's with the sports titles? You're supposed to have the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo in, you dig? [Moon Guy] This logo will self-destruct in five seconds. [Ticking] [BOOM!!] [Sam] Buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe buttwipe! [Speakonia Male 2] It's the NBA. [Speakonia Male 3] Tonight, starring basketball. I've always admired sports. Basketball's my favorite. And if you don't bring up the DreamWorks Animation logo from 2019, it will be the Case of the Missing Moon Guy. [Moon Guy] Sheesh! [Sam] And shush the sheesh! NHL. Also known as National Hockey League. You two again!? Get out! Out! Oh, come on, Sam! Give us a break! We're not undesirables just because we're different. God did not put me on this Earth to tolerate gay boys like LH Michael and lesbians like LH Michelle! Get out, before I THROW you out! Microsoft Sam! I won't stand for any more of your bigotry! Accept them and be done with it, capeesh? I don't need a lecture from you, Fatso! I said stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle! And don't ever call me "Fatso!" [CRASH!] Ouch! My ribcage! My spine! Owww! EA Sports. It's in the game. EA Sports is a good time for sports. Hey, Moon Guy... IT'S NOT EA SPORTS, YOU BUTTWIPE, IT'S DREAMWORKS! [Moon Guy] Okay, Sam. If you're gonna be a sonofagun, I'm gonna give it to you good! Oh my goodness! Do you see what I see? It's the Viacom V of Doom, the Screen Gems S from Heck, and the B-Backwards-N-D Mask of Guo Jiang! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam! Oh my gosh! Sam's having a heart attack! Call 9-1-1! Oh...where am I? This doesn't look like the studio. What is this place? [VID (B-Backwards N-D) MUSIC] Oh my goodness! Am I really in Satan's Kingdom? Yes, Microsoft Sam. And this time, you really DIED! And now that you're dead, you belong to us... ...forever! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! God, save me! You heard him, Satan! Let Sam go! And who's gonna make me? [Voice of God] I will, you infernal hound dogs! Bring Sam back to life! NOW!! Go away, interferer! Sam is MINE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [Mary] He's coming to, Google Translate. Oh...where am I? Relax, Sam. You're in a hospital bed. The doctor said you had a mild heart attack. You're going to be okay. That's a relief. I had a vision in which I met the Devil and the She-Devil in Satan's Kingdom. I called for God and the Angel to save me, but the Devil stabbed me in the gut with his pitchfork! Ouch! There, there, Sam. You probably had a bad dream. And how are things at the studio? Just fine. They're still trying to get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo introduction correct. That's not the DreamWorks Animation logo from 2019. It's the Television from the Paramount Blue Mountain logo. That's right. That Blue Mountain keeps abusing me, and he keeps lying about it. If the Television came here, I wonder where the DreamWorks Animation logo could be. [2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo] Would you like me to buy you a drink, Blue Mountain? [Blue Mountain] Let'*** the bars. The night is ours. Quiet on the set! Roll camera! Cue moon! [Sam] Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Moon Guy] What's so dang funny, Sam? You got not one logo up there, but two! [Moon Guy] I've been experimenting with DNA. Do your cloning on your own time. Now get it right! Three logos. Next they'll show the Three Stooges. Soitenly! Nyuk-nyuk! Now that's three logos to the wind. It's supposed to be one logo, not three. [Moon Guy] My assistant researcher is very fertile. One, two, three, four. Four DreamWorks Animation logos. Have you got any more? [Speakonia Male 2] Looks like a four-leaf clover. [Speakonia Male 3] I'm looking over a four-leaf clover that I overlooked before. You buttwipe, Moon Guy! There is supposed to be only one logo in! Do you hear me? One! [Moon Guy] You're no fun any more, Microsoft Sam! Red moon, no captions. I prefer a blue moon, thank you. And just what are you two doing here? Sam, you have no reason to hate us. Just because we're different doesn't give you the right to call us undesirable. I am going to say this once, and only once. WHAT PART OF "EVIL MORONS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? Microsoft Sam! What part of "hate criminal" don't you understand? If you don't stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle, your *** is grass! Do you hear me? Shut up, Fatso! And stop calling me "Fatso!" [CRASH!] Security!! Calm down, Sam. If only you were a little more tolerant of LH Michael and LH Michelle, this wouldn't have happened to you. I'm sorry, Abby, but you just have to face the truth at some point. And how about some captions for the logo? [Moon Guy] Sure thing, Baldy. [Sam] And don't call me "Baldy!" MOON GUY!! [Moon Guy] You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! Where's the moon? [Moon Guy] You said you wanted some captions, so I gave you some captions. I want to see some captions with the moon, you hear? The captions with the moon! [Moon Guy] All right, all right! Sheesh, you're such a buttwipe! [Voices singing] SEGA. Not SEGA! DreamWorks Animation, you hear? DreamWorks Animation! Calm down, Sam. You know he's trying. Yes, Google Translate. He's trying, all right--- very trying. They're playing my song! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey Moon Guy, could you display the words "Looney Tunes" as well? [Moon Guy] Sure, Mike. I've got a zillion of them. Don't encourage him, Mike. I'm in charge here. [Sam] And give me the proper logo this time, or your butt is grass! MOON GUY!! [Moon Guy] Uh-oh! I'd better vamoose! Come back here, you coward! [Sam] Gotcha, Moon Guy! Now you're getting the punishment you deserve! [Moon Guy] What're you gonna do to me, you sonofagun? This! [RIP!!] Ouch! You mutilator! You should have thought of that before you started messing up the logo. Calm down, Sam! You know Abomaginoos disapproves of your abusing the Moon Guy, not to mention your loathing of LH Michael and LH Michelle. Let them be, and be done with it. She's right, Sam. Don't let it upset you. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in five, four, three, two, one... No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crumap!! It's my DreamWorks Animation logo and I can do what I dang well please! I don't need anyone like that freakin' Moon Guy or those morons LH Michael and LH Michelle whom I demand that the Devil torment forever! This sucks, you hear me? Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Are you all right? I guess so, Google Translate. I'm sorry I acted that way. I guess I'm too set in my ways. [Google Translate] There, there, Sam. Everything will be okay. Shall we continue with the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo now? [Sam] Good idea. Hey Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] I'm one step ahead of you. Jeez, now I know what a eunuch feels like. If this is Columbia TriStar Television, I wonder if there's the Torch Lady and the Pegasus. The Torch Lady and the Pegasus, oh my! [Moon Guy] Oops, wrong logo again. I do hate shabby work. [Sam] And so do I. Hey! What's going on? We're shutting down, Sam. They cut the budget in half because the tantrums you and your friends threw caused a 400-percent spike in energy bills. And it's just after curfew. You coming, Mary? I'm right behind you, Mike. [Google Translate] Are you ready, Sam? [Sam] I'm as ready as I'll ever be, Google Translate. [Google Translate] Okay. Here we go! Hey, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] You called, Sam? What's with the Sesame Workshop logo? This is supposed to be DreamWorks Animation. Bring me the moon! [Moon Guy] Sorry. Bob Yari Productions? Who in the heck is Bob Yari Productions? Maybe it's BY Productions. Bob Yari Productions is the producer for "Crash." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is not Bob Yari Productions. This is DreamWorks. Get it right! [Moon Guy] Sam, you're really acting finicky today. [Sam] Shut up, you buttwipe! [Moon Guy] Don't you call me a buttwipe, you sonofagun! Bulls Eye Entertainment? Didn't they produce Lionsgate? Lionsgate, good show. Lionsgate is admired favorables. Neither did I. Get me the logo, and be quiet! They call him OddLot Entertainment. OddLot Entertainment, faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. You two again? You don't seem to face facts, do you? Sam, Sam, Sam. Stop being such a hater! We have as much a right to be in these videos as the rest of you. I have no desire to be friends with people whom I know for a fact are evil. Get out! It's no good to vent out wanton hate against a person just because he or she is different. We are not evil. Accept us and be done with it. What's the worst that can happen to you? What's the worst that can happen to me? GOD WOULD HATE ME FOR ACCEPTING YOU!! Microsoft Sam! Stop hating LH Michael and LH Michelle at once! You know that God is very forgiving. I don't dabble in heresy, Fatso! Stop calling me "Fatso!" All right! Sheesh! You don't have to throw me around the studio like a beanbag! I'm not throwing you around like a beanbag this time. Then what are you gonna do to me? [Beulah] This! [RIP!!!] {Sam] Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Why did you just give me a wedgie? It's your just punishment for hating LH Michael and LH Michelle. And if you do that once more, I'll throw you into Satan's Kingdom! Do you hear me? Stop hating them! Beulah, you frighten me more than the V of Doom, the S from Heck, and the B-Backwards N-D Mask of Guo Jiang rolled into one. And as for you, Moon Guy... [Moon Guy] You don't have to remind me. Jeez, what a bigot! [Speakonia Male 2] Olympus Pictures? [Speakonia Male 3] Olympus Pictures, come home! Moon Guy, you must be Olympus to keep messing up the logos like this. Now get it right or I'll put you on a leash! [Moon Guy] On a leash? Sheesh! [Sam] And shush the sheesh! Blossom Films. The film producer for Rabbit Hole. Enough with the animal shows. No more dolphins, and no more production logos. I want the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo and ONLY, ONLY the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, you dig? Take it easy, Sam. Google Translate and I happen to be production logo lovers. I love all production logos. I got thrown from one once. I didn't know Mary was that strong! Hahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Stay calm, Mary. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on. Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Microsoft sam, how dare you call me a production logo! You should be tied to a post yourself you moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron! [BOOM!!] Jeez Louise! Now Mary's thrown a tantrum in a 2019 DreamWorks Animation Logo Bloopers video! Are you all right, Mary? I'm okay, Abby. I hope Sam apologizes for calling me a horse. All right, Mary, I'm sorry for calling you a production logo. And Beulah, I promise to never, ever call you "Fatso" again... ...especially since I need to lose weight myself. Well, Sam, it takes one to know one! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Roadside Attractions. That's where I used to hang out. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! I want the DreamWorks Animation logo from 2019, you hear me? DreamWorks Animation! NOW!! Everest Entertainment. Explore Everest on the wall. All right! Enough is enough! Out you two pixies go, through the door or out the Windows! Not again, Sam! And that goes for you too, Beulah! [Sam] Out! Out! All of you! OUT!!! [ZOOM] [CRASH!] [ZOOM] [CRASH!] [ZOOM] [CRASH!] Microsoft Sam! Are you out of your mind? [Sam] And as for you, Moon Guy... [ZOOM] [CRASH!] [Sam] You're fired! And I'm calling the cops! Now this time, let's get it right. And remind me to get a lawyer who'll help me win a case for once. "DreamWorks Home Entertainment?" "DreamWorks Home Entertainment?" That's wrong. It should read "DreamWorks Animation," not "DreamWorks Home Entertainment." [Moon Guy] Oops! [Moon Guy] How's this, boss? Almost there, Moon Guy. All we need to do is replace the 2004 logo with the 2019 logo and we're on Easy Street. Well said, Sam. And I'm gald you've come to your senses about us. Are you convinced now that it's no good to hate us just because we're different from you? LH Michael, LH Michelle and Beulah, you know it and I know it, but what would God think of me now? I'm sure He'd forgive you. And I forgive you too, Sam. I was that way once, but things are different now. They sure are. [Moon Guy] I'll get the shield corrected. [Sam] Well, not just yet, Moon Guy. I've been through a lot of heck today and I can use a little rest. Let's take the rest of the day off. [Mike] I agree with you, Sam. Are you coming, Mary? [Mary] I'm coming, Mike. [Google Translate] And I'm glad to see you've wised up about LH Michael and LH Michelle, Sam. [Sam] I agree, Google Translate. I've certainly learned my lesson. Let's head for the bar. The drinks are on me. All right, let's get this show on the road. Roll camera. Cue moon. Moon Guy! You called me Sam? I didn't call you Sam. I'm Sam, you're the Moon Guy. I addressed you with my question, Sam. Just joking. Do you know what you just logo into the frame? [Moon Guy] You mean this? Yes, that. It's supposed to be the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, not "That's all Folks!" from Looney Tunes. If you want it done right, YOU do it! I'm quitting! Moon Guy, you come back here! Leave him alone, Sam. LH Michelle and I can handle the shield zooms. All right, LH Michael. Anyone can be better than that dime-a-dozen bum. He's not a dime-a-dozen bum, Sam. FilmNation Entertainment? Who's a FilmNation Entertainment? FNE? Yes. I agree. I'll bet that's what the Moon Guy thinks of Sam. And after Sam fired him, that Moon Guy still thinks Sam's a FilmNation Entertainment. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's not that funny, you two. Besides, I didn't fire him. He quit. Lava Bear Films? Do they mean "LBF?" That's the name of one of those logos from years ago. Logos? Sounds like a classical music drama set in the shower. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Logos are for Butt-Wipes. That's what Microsoft Mike is, was and always will be, no matter how many times he denies it. He can't run away from what he is. Hahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Take it easy, Mike. He's only kidding. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on now. No no no no no no no no dangit dangit dangit dangit! Microsoft Sam, how many times do I have to tell you? I am not a freakin' buttwipe! I never was one, nor will I ever be one and I want you to cease and desist calling me a liar every time I deny being a buttwipe! You hear me? Sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun sonofagun! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Mike? I'm okay, Mary. Jeez Louise, Mike! Why must you get so upset over something as trivial as name-calling? See, Mike? Sam admitted it was trivial. Good. Let's get the logo right. [Speakonia Male 2] 21 Laps Entertainment. I'd like to open an account here. Where do I see the teller? [Speakonia Male 3] There's no teller here. This is First National Pictures, not 21 Laps Entertainment. Anybody know where the Moon Guy is? I haven't the foggiest idea, Sam. If I know the Moon Guy, he probably got a job at the 21 Laps Entertainment. I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled a bank job. Hahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Thunder Road Pictures? I never heard of them. Don't worry, Mary. You know the old saying: "And the last shall be first." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Alvy Adair, FBI. Do you have a man reported missing who answers to the name "Moon Guy?" Yes. The Moon Guy says he quit, but I turned down his resignation. Therefore, he's playing hooky from work. We have no criminal record on him, so we referred your case to the CIA. The CIA? Cedric Shmendrick, CIA. We have found the missing man known as the Moon Guy and have returned him to you. Do you wish to press charges? He's my employee. I'll handle him. All right, he's yours. Sam, why didn't you accept my resignation? Because, Moon Guy, you didn't submit it to me in writing. That's why I had the FBI and the CIA coming after you. And also because you're a dime-a-dozen bum. I'm not a dime-a-dozen bum! You are too a dime-a-dozen bum! [Moon Guy] I am not! [Sam] You are too! [Moon Guy] I am NOT!! [Sam] You are TOO!! [Moon Guy] I AM NOT!!! [Sam] YOU ARE TOO!!! Will you two please stop fighting!! Shut up, buttwipe! [Mike] I am not a buttwipe and don't ever call me a liar for denying ever being one! You tell him, Microsoft Mike! Don't be a mutineer, Moon Guy! [Moon Guy] Mutineer, huh? Well, try this on for size, you slave- driving control freak! FU? What's FU? They should have put a MANCHU on the shield as well. Then it would be "FU MANCHU!" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! MOON GUY!!! YOU NOODGE! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? [Moon Guy] Only what's on the logo: F-U! YOU DON'T SAY "F-U" TO YOUR BOSS! THAT'S INSUBORDINATION! GET ME THE 2019 DREAMWORKS ANIMATION LOGO NOW, OR I'LL SEND YOU TO SATAN'S KINGDOM! YOU HEAR ME? DREAMWORKS ANIMATION! NOT F-U, LAVA BEAR FILMS OR FILMNATION ENTERTAINMENT!! DREAMWORKS ANIMATION!! NOW!!! [Moon Guy] All right, Microsoft Sam! You want the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo, you got the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo! Here it is! [CRASH!!] Sam? Sam? Are you all right? Speak to me, Sam. That Moon Guy! We'll have to get Sam to the hospital, Google Translate. And I'll be at his side. I don't want to lose him. I want that dime-a-dozen bum hanged to the nearest tree! Moon Guy, you have a visitor to see you. I'll be glad to see a human face. Moon Guy, it's me. Beulah. Beulah! Am I glad to see you! I've sprung you, Moon Guy. I'll take you home. [Moon Guy] How's Sam? I hope I didn't destroy him when I threw that 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo at him. [Beulah] He's doing fine. Google Translate called me from the hospital to say that Sam's dropping the charges against you if you apologize to him. [Moon Guy] Good. Let's go to the hospital so I can apologize to him. Hey, Moon Guy! You called, Sam? Did we just get different camera? I thought they'd look brighter. Good thinking, my boy. Looks like that Moon Guy's jumped the gun. I agree. He sent the "Looney Tunes" title in a DreamWorks Animation logo. I guess he's just anxious for the cartoon to start. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ease up on the Moon Guy, Google Translate. He's trying to do good after being sprung from jail. I understand, Sam. Let's give him a chance. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Moon Guy, you've done it again! The caption ahead of the moon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Methinks I goofed again. Youthinks right, Moon Guy. But I think Beulah's right--- it's very funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That joke is so old. Well? Well what? Where's 2019? I think something's fishy here. I agree with you, LH Michelle, but give the poor boy some slack. Remember, he's trying to make his own way in the world. You tell her, Sam. [Speakonia Male 2] DreamWorks Animation SKG 2005? [Speakonia Male 3] Must be a new kind of birthday present for the younger set. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All right, Moon Guy! Are you trying to make a buttwipe out of me? You said get the moon in before the captions. That's right, but I meant getting the moon in first. Then the captions appearing should read "DreamWorks" and "A Comcast Company." Do you understand me? Roger Wilco. [Sam] I wish he'd call me by my proper name. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! Do you watch baby shows? I should say not, Sam. Then why the heck did you put the Bob the Builder logo up when this is supposed to be DreamWorks Animation Studios? Microsoft Sam! Please do not be too rough on the Moon Guy! You know I'm the one who bailed him out of jail after he hit you with the moon! If you abuse him, you'll feel my wrath! Understand me? You tell him, Beulah! You keep out of this, you buttwipe! And you'd better stop dating him if you know what's good for you, Fatso! Listen, Sam! The Moon Guy and I love each other and I want you to stop objecting to it! And never call me "Fatso" again! All right, all right! I know when I'm licked. But you and the Moon Guy better toe the line, or else! Remember who's in charge here. Icon Productions. The movie producer for National Treasure. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I had another dream about treasures at the door. It wasn't as frightning as the ones before. Bruce Cockburn, 1980. This is not Icon Productions; this is DreamWorks. Either you put "DreamWorks A Comcast Company" up, capeesh? [Moon Guy] Picky, picky, picky. Arclight Films? I'd say Alex the Lion and Melman the Giraffe would bring on Arclight as a special guest if the logo hadn't ****. Arclight is not dead. The story they planted in the tabloids a couple of years ago was just a hoax. MOON GUY!!! Oh my goodness, Sam! I don't know who's been giving me the wrong logo, but it's not my freakin' fault, you slave-driving control freak! ONE MORE INSUBORDINATE COMMENT LIKE THAT AND OUT YOU GO!! PERMANENTLY!! YOU HEAR ME? Take it easy, Moon Guy. Sam's just having a bad day. Don't let it bother you. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. No no no no no no no no dang dang dang dang crum crum crum crum!! I just got out of jail and now you're threatening to throw me back in!! I don't have to take this bullcrap from buttwipes like you, and if you fire me, I'll kill myself!! You *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!] Are you all right, Moon Guy? I'm okay, Beulah. If you two can put aside this sympathy, we've got a picture to start. I know exactly what to do, Sam. Oh no! No! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [Bawling] Why? Why? Why? That Moon guy's ruined me! I'm ruined! RUINED!! There, there, Sam. It's not the end of the world. You're right, Google Translate. This isn't the end of the world... BUT IT'S THE END OF THE MOON GUY'S CAREER!! MOON GUY, YO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OU'RE FIRED! OUT YOU GO! OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT-OUT!! Oh no you don't, Microsoft Sam! You re-hire my boyfriend right now! Never! You stay away from that dime-a-dozen bum forever! You hear me? Stay away from him forever! That's the last straw, Microsoft Sam! You're becoming too much of a tyrant for all of us! [Beulah] Out you go! [ZOOM!] [CRASH!] [Sam] This is mutiny! I'm calling the police! How's Sam doing? Just fine, Google Translate. He'll be back in a matter of days. I hope he'll be in a good mood when he returns. He will be. Let's get on with the picture. [BUZZER] Uh-oh! The titles are out of order. Looks like we have the rest of the day to ourselves. Who could have screwed up the titles like that? I haven't the foggiest idea, Mike. I think I know who it was. Sam rigged the system so it wouldn't work right until he returns. Let's all take the rest of the day off. [Sam] This is Microsoft Sam with a confession. I've always been a perfectionist. I'm sorry for the way I acted and for trying to break Beulah and the Moon Guy up. The Moon Guy and Beulah are not mutineers, and the Moon Guy is re-hired... ...at least for the time being. Sam? Sam? Has anybody seen Sam? He's lecturing the Moon Guy. Something about Sam's recent psychiatric treatment. I'm all right now. I just get so pissed off over the least little things. Ready, Moon Guy? Ready, Sam. [Sam] Roll it! Electric Pictures? I can see it now: Marty the Zebra and Gloria the Hippo meet electricity. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What does Electric Pictures have to do with DreamWorks Animation? Nothing that I know of. Alcon Entertainment. Looks like we're in for a spell of bad weather. He'd better start building his ark and bringing all the movies in. Alcon Entertainment! Hahahahahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! If he got a section of a circle, it would be Alcon Entertainment. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Speakonia Male 2] Black Label Media. [Speakonia Male 3] Production logo meet those four penguins Kowalski, Rico, Skipper and Private. Oh noes! It's the V of Doom! Get it outta here! Calm down, Sam. You know the Moon Guy has no intention of scaring you to death. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! Are you trying to scare me to death? I'm doing nothing of the kind! He's only human, Sam. Shut up, you buttwipe! [Mike] Stop calling me a buttwipe! You tell him, Mike! Don't defend a guy who's an out-and-out liar, you dummy! [Mary] Stop calling me a dummy! You and Mike accept the truth and be done with it! He's a buttwipe and you're a dummy! You hear me? Accept it! It's the truth! Truth truth truth truth truth! Stay calm, Mary. Sam's just being delusional. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on. Eee-yow-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w! Microsoft Sam, you know I'm not a dummy and Mike's not a buttwipe! Stop deluding yourself into thinking it's the truth when it isn't! You hear me? You moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron!! [BOOM!!] Mary! Are you all right? I hope you're not too shaken up. I'm okay. It's just that Sam's delusions just tick me off. I'm sorry, Mary, but that's just the way I am. I understand, Sam. Let her recover before you say anything more to her. If you don't mind, Sam, I'd like to get this DreamWorks Animation logo started. Go to it, Moon Guy! Oh noes! Not the B-Backwards N-D Mask of Guo Jiang! No no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Microsoft Sam, I've come for your soul! You'll never take me alive! Never! If you want Sam, you'll have to get me first! Get away, interferer, or you'll get the pain I'm going to give Sam! That's far enough, Mask of Guo Jiang! Now you're going to get yours! Take that! [BOOM!!] Did you see that, Abby? Google Translate knocked the B-Backwards N-D Mask of Guo Jiang out with laser beams from her eyes! Well, that's one less scary logo to worry about! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Google Translate] You have nothing to worry about, Sam. The Mask will never bother you again. [Sam] That's a relief. Kadokawa Pictures? Does GI Samurai work for DreamWorks? No. "Skrowmaerd?" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You got DreamWorks spelled backwards! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed again. Youthinks right, Moon Guy. Let's try it again. "Y-N-A-P-M-O-C T-S-A-C-M-O-C A?" That Moon Guy's working with mirrors again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh noes! Not again! Give me another chance, Sam! Well... all right. You talked me into it. Oops! I forgot to put the words of Looney Tunes. Well, isn't that rich! He got the moon right and the "That's all Folks!" and he finds that Sam forgot to bring the words of Looney Tunes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey Moon Guy, whatta you say we get a bite to eat for lunch? Great idea, Beulah. The tab's on me. [Google Translate] Beulah has the right idea. It's almost lunch time, Sam. Wanna come with me? [Sam] I'm with you, Google Translate. [Mike] Are you coming along, Mary? [Mary] Lead the way, Mike. As long as the Moon Guy's buying for all of us. [Moon Guy] Oh bother! Places, everybody! Quiet on the set! We need to get this 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo right this time or Mr. DreamWorks will be furious! I am furious yellow. Not "curious," Moon Guy... "furious." He means Mr. DreamWorks will be very angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry. Because when Mr. DreamWorks is angry, heads usually roll. I've never seen a person's head roll. I never hope to see one. But you know what's at stake here. You'd rather see one than be one. Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Well, I might as well get this DreamWorks Animation logo started up. Is that the usual DreamWorks Animation logo? All I know is that Sam said to bring the logo in here. Yes, but it's the wrong logo. It's supposed to be the one from 2019, not 2010. Look, Sam, a DreamWorks Animation logo is a DreamWorks Animation logo. If you want to get technical... I see your point, Moon Guy. Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! What's so dang funny? What you said a while ago. "I am furious yellow!" Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Announcer] You can be sure... ...if it's Westinghouse. Westinghouse. They used to make great appliances years ago. Speak for yourself, LH Michael. I grew up in a General Electric family myself. MOON GUY!!! You bellowed, Sam? Yes, I bellowed, Moon Guy! What did I tell you about commerical plugs in a public logo? Next time you do that, I'm telling Mr. DreamWorks on you! Sorry about that. I didn't know he was watching. MOON GUY, YOU'RE FIRED!!! Fired!? Fired!? You can't do this to me, Sam! I'm filing a wrongful termination lawsuit against you! [Sam] It won't do you any good, Moon Guy! I'll tell Mr. DreamWorks your ouster is justified! [Sam] Get out and stay out! [ZOOM] [CRASH!] Microsoft Sam! Are you out of what's left of your brains? Bring the Moon Guy back here now! Never! And that's final! Don't you dare upset Beulah, Sam! You know she loves the Moon Guy. Besides, who's going to operate the logo? Anybody can do better than that dime-a-dozen bum! [Speakonia Male 2] Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. Do you realize you're making Mr. DreamWorks angry at you for firing the Moon Guy without cause? [Speakonia Male 3] We can't operate the logo as effectively as he can. [Sam] Just do it! [Speakonia Male 3] Sheesh! And shush the sheesh! This isn't Summit Entertainment. Mr. DreamWorks will have a royal fit if he saw this in a DreamWorks Animation logo! Get it right! Google Translate speaking. who? Yes, he's here. It's for you, Sam. All right, what do you want? Who? Mr. DreamWorks? Bring back the Moon Guy? But he keeps messing up the DreamWorks Animation Ident! Don't you realize he keeps making a buttwipe out of me? What? You wouldn't! Oh, you would. Okay, I'll do it. What did he say, Sam? Mr. DreamWorks says if I don't re-hire the Moon Guy, he'll come over here and nail me to the DreamWorks moon. So, just bring him back. Yeah, Sam. There's no sense in hating him. They're right, Sam. No sense getting worked up over it. Remain calm. Uh-oh! Tantrum in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DANG DANG DANG DANG CRUM CRUM CRUM CRUM! I NEVER GET MY WAY AROUND HERE ANYMORE WITH THE BIG BOSS ON MY BUTT FOR FIRING THE MOON GUY! WELL I SAY THE MOON GUY'S A DIME-A-DOZEN BUM! YOU HEAR ME, MR. DREAMWORKS? HE'S A BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!! [BOOM!!] Sam? Sam? Are you all right? I'm okay. I just had to put my two cents in somehow. [Google Translate] There, there, Sam. I'll go and get the Moon Guy for you. Do you want to continue trying to get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo done right? You bet I do! Oh noes! Not the Klasky-Csupo Robot! He's even worse than that B-Backwards-N-D Mask of Guo Jiang! No no no no no no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well, here we go again. Time to save Sam from yet another scary logo. Get away, interferer! Sam is mine and you can't have him! Stay away, you idiot! That is an insult! I am not a idiot! For this you're gonna get it! Take that! [BOOM!!] Thanks, Google Translate. You've saved my life again. You're welcome, Sam. It's a special power I acquired after I was abducted by aliens a few years ago. Google Translate was abducted by aliens and they gave her the power to fry out scary logos with her eyes? I didn't know that! Moon Guy! You're back! I missed you! I missed you too. Right now I have a job to do. Oops! Methinks I goofed again! Youthinks right, Moon Guy. However, I won't punish you this time because Mr. DreamWorks would impale me on the moon if I did. Sheesh! If he did that to you, I'd get worse treatment. I don't think so. He's just making sure Sam knows who's in charge. I couldn't have said it better. Mr. DreamWorks says don't worry about what happened during Sam's tantrum. He'll pay for the damage... ...out of Sam's salary. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cheapskate! [BUZZER] Oh my goodness! Look at the time! Five minutes before clocking-out time and we still haven't gotten it right. If we don't get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo right, Mr. DreamWorks says he'll take no prisoners! That means we only have one more chance! You said it, Moon Guy! All right! We did it right! And with only two minutes to spare. See, Sam? I told you I'd get it right one of these days. [Google Translate] I knew we'd do it! I love you, Sam! [Sam] I love you too, Google Translate! [Beulah] It sure feels good knowing we've finally done something right. [Abby] I agree, Beulah. You know that old saying: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." [Moon Guy] To think it took us 28 episodes to get the 2019 DreamWorks Animation logo right. [Mike] This calls for a celebration. [Mary] I agree. The biggest wrap party in the history of show biz. [Sam] With the Moon Guy buying every round of drinks for the whole gang! Hahahahahahahahah soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! [Moon Guy] Oh bother!