Bigfoot vs The Slender Man

The famous apelike monster, Bigfoot, and the famous internet monster, Slenderman, rap against each other to see who is the more mysterious monster in the woods. But are they alone in this brawl? 
Bigfoot Background: A dark forest 
Slender Man Background: The same dark forest 
Beat: GOOD MAN
==Slender Man vs BigFoot==
===Bigfoot:===
Write all you want! 8 pages of scribbles won't top me, honkey 
This Monkee shall be rocking any motley crew of proxies! 
All you spit is Something Awful, I leave this photo exposed 
This cryptid’s a chupacabra when he just sucks off the GOAT 
This poor distorted stickman must've lost his Marble Hornets, 
If he thinks he'll last a minute foraging the forests of Oregon! 
I gorge on creepypasta, run rings round 'em like tortellini 
Though by the way you stalk teens you're more into the other CP! 
Hanging around playgrounds, beating you is child's play, dude 
What you'll do? Summons some punk did to lose your fights for you? 
Your prime? Amounted to aping the primal classic! 
Incomprehensible and stagnant, no wonder your thing is being "static!" 
Get the fuck off of my wood, someone please spot this guy his 20! 
You're just leaving this Ape Bored: Cryptid Currency 
===Slender Man:===
Test me and I defrost Yeti emcees,
Call your Bluff Creek, fear my Arrival if Asylum is what you seek.
You Rick Dyer dick rider, you're a glorified tourist trap to deserve kids,
I got 8 extending limbs so why the hell are you the one reaching??
I'm the 9 foot titan with an eye for much needed brain-wiping,
Know bleached, mentally damaged teens that put up much stringer fighting,
Who called you "Big Foot" when you leave no impact on the track?
You're trash; a scrambling, branch-hanging unshaven Jack Black.
The hairy ass-half of Snufflupagus, and twice as imaginary
This Oregon trails behind me, I’ll leave him dying of diss-entary!
And I'd rather be supported by a ticking kid with tourettes
than 40 year old mouth breathing hick rejects from the midwest
9 Seasons of Finding Bigfoot? Well that's a bloody waste
That's just 100 episodes of not looking in 2nd place.
===Bigfoot:===
I'm Wild, Man! One swing and you'll see more stars than your movie's IMDB page! 
Don't play. I'll show more fire towards an ape than Harambe
===Slender Man:===
I'm frightnening, I flip the channel and find you in Simpsons and iCarly
and I- and you're just as pathetic a meme.
===The Flatwoods Monster:===
You're no different, you fraud. Your disses is ribbing is all,
I'm riffing off of this insipid tall misfit and simians' brawl,
You're no watch for this. Bastard chimps? I capture ‘em like Patterson,
My sass squashes sasquatch actors lurking in fur skins
Mannequins can't take a stab at this when no 12 year olds are present
No reverence left for irrelevant relics rejected by the internet
By that abysmal Slender movie and how this monster legs it,
”Running away from films” fits a much better connection!
Face off with flops that cough disses which belong in Hospice,
Dominant hominid in this, you should stick to Always Watching!
Eyes shine bright to seek primates that promote night and hide there,
I'll light those trees he hides in and show Cali a real forest fire!
===Bigfoot:===
I'd put on John Denver if I wanted Virginia folk tunes
Boring as hell, and I thought Fallout 76 was the lamest way to find you
===Flatwoods:===
Lack of substance? Let's discuss this: your canon is nothing,
But ameteur productions and redundant tales spun with- Holy fuck shut it.
===Slender Man: ===
I'm poker face elite but even I wouldn't play this Spade lookin' freak,
Damn, your beef's weak, fiends, now see this Victor Surge to the peak
===Bigfoot:===
I'm devilish on this, leave this dude in 3 pieces since it "suits" him the most!
...Did somebody mention The Jersey Devil- NO
===Flatwoods:===
Please you can barely moderate thus chat, nor Operate a rap!
No more with these faux foes and hoax holes, I can't tolerate your crap!
===Slender Man:===
This robot can hover all he wants but you'll never be above this,
Add your skill to the cryptid list, bitch, absolutely no one can see it!
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WHO WON?
Bigfoot 
Slender Man 
The Flatwoods Monster 
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