Linux-Windows war

The Linux-Windows war is a war that took place from 2019-2024. During this war, Tux and Bill Gates sent Commando squads and themselves against each other. This war lead to the deaths of Beastie and Bill Gates.
== Pre-War ==
What started the war was the release of Linux Mint, an operating systems very similar to Windows. This made Bill gates very angry, so he made Biased Ratings give it a bad review. This made Tux so angry that he sent an army of KDE Dragons to make an un-biased review of Linux and windows, coming to the conclusion that Linux is slightly better. This started the Battle of Thinkpad.
== The Battle of thinkpad ==
The Battle of thinkpad literally took place inside a Thinkpad. Tux and mr. Windows (who's shown above in the picture) fought to see who would claim the thinkpad. Mr. Windows had an army of Viruses, and tux had an army of free software. Tux won but being Neutral Good, Tux spared Mr. Windows' life, and let him stay on the thinkpad in /dev.
== The Battle of Steam ==
The Next battle in the war was the battle of Steam. Steam was previously a no-man's land, but Bill Gates successfully invaded it, to which Tux tried to seize, but failed. 
Bill's army of 88'000 native windows game, and Tux had 28'00 Linux game plus re-enforcments from Wine.
The battle had 0 casualties on the Windows Side, and 3 injured and 1 dead on the Linux side.
== The Battle of Browsers ==
Tux greatly out-numbered Bill Gates in this battle. Unfortunately, general Beastie was killed in this battle. Browsers was held by Linux by easily putting the Windows Army on Edge, and drove them to the Safari with Tux' Basilisk, Whale, Weasel, IceCat, SeaMonkey, and Falcon, but at what cost? Tux decided it was time to stop Bill Gates.
== Operation "Kill Bill" ==
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Tux went on a solo mission to assassinate Bill Gates. Bill, however, saw this coming, and made a clone of himself, and put his conscious into a robot known as the Bill Gates Robot (Very original, we know). Tux killed the clone during the battle. Tux realized this, and received a calling card from the Bill Gates Robot, telling him to meet in an alleyway in two years.
== War Interlude ==
During this time, Tux prepared for his battle against the Bill Gates Robot, by learning under Kat and Ana. Tux gained most of his ninjas skills during this time
== The final Battle of the war ==
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Tux ended up defeating the Bill Gates Robot, killing Bill Gates, and ending the war.
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