Things You Do Not Want to Hear During Surgery

*Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 
*"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." 
*Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 
*Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 
*Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. 
*Oh no! Where's my Rolex?
*Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 
*There go the lights again? 
*"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em!"
Category:Medical Humor