Clay Discovers Pizza!!!

Short A/N: This is set in the time of the Dragonet Prophecy.
== Chapter 1 - The Discovery ==
Clay was walking through the underground tunnels, looking for something to eat. He found nothing of value, other than a few bugs, and a few pieces of fruit here and there. But Clay was like, very hungry, and the berries and fruits and bugs couldn't fill him.
Then, Sunny comes dashing through beside him. "Clay! Webs is back! And he brought food!" Sunny squeals.
"Food?!?!?!?!? Where?" Clay asks.
Sunny giggles. "Follow me!" She flies through the tunnel, Clay dashing behind her.
When they had arrived to where Webs was, Clay was surprised.
Webs was holding three large boxes in his talons.
The box read "PIZZA" in bold red letters.
"What is this stuff?" Clay asked, poking at the box. "How did you stuff the cow in there?"
The other dragonets laughed at Clay's joke.
"I found this outside a scavenger den. Then, I met an animus dragon on the way back, and she made them much larger." Webs explained. He placed the boxes down on the table.
Clay licked his lips and reached for one of the boxes, grasping it tightly.
He opened the flap, and couldn't believe his eyes when he saw what was inside.
== Chapter 2 - The Taste Test ==
When he touched it, it was hot. It burned his talons slightly. He jumped back, then looked at what Webs had brought them.
It was shaped like a moon, and had cuts along the side, making it look like talons, and it seemed to be gooey. Red moon-like shapes were scattered along the top.
Once it had cooled down, Clay grabbed the entire new-found food and was about to stuff it in his mouth, when Starflight stopped him.
Starflight laughed. "No, you silly pig! See those talon shapes? You cut it there and eat the piece! I read about this scavenger food in a scroll called "Scavengers and Their Odd Habits."
"Ohhhhhh." Clay said. He placed down the pizza, and cut along the lines. He picked up the odd-shaped piece and gulped it down in one bite.
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...he loved it! He consumed two of the pizzas within five minutes!
"Three moons, Clay. Did you really have to eat two and leave us with one?" Tsunami commented.
"Hey, at least I left you SOMETHING. You would've been lucky to get ONE SLICE." Clay replied.
"Sheesh. Someone's obsessed." Glory muttered, rolling her eyes.
== Chapter 3 - The Obsession ==
Every day after that, for many moons, as soon as one of the guardians would return to the cave, Clay would ask if they got any pizza. The chances that they did were 1/10.
Starflight had been giving him blank scrolls, several pots of colored ink, and a feather. To write scrolls, he said.
But instead of writing in them, Clay took up a hobby of art. He would make TONS of posters every day, and he pinned them to the corkboard walls of he and the dragonet's sleeping quarters.
Here are some of Clay's works:
File:PIZZA SHOULD BE KING.png
File:Clay must really like Pizza.png
File:PizzaIsLove.png
Nothing important could be seen there. Just posters about pizza.
== Chapter 4 - The Outage ==
Then, suddenly no pizza came! Clay asked BEGGED Webs for more pizza.
He shrugged, and said he couldn't find any.
Clay ran to the sleeping quarters and started sobbing.
There couldn't be a pizza outage! Pizza was on the top 5 things he cared about! He couldn't lose it now!
"Someone's dry on the pizza." Glory and Tsunami joked at the same time.
"THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER!" Clay shouted.
== Chapter 5 - The Replenishing ==
Then, all of a sudden, PIZZA RAINED FROM THE SKY! EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE UNDERGROUND!
Clay, Sunny, Tsunami, Starflight, and Glory were all happy! But no one's happiness could compare to that of Clay's.
He was running around everywhere, catching the slices with his mouth.
He even caught some to save for later.
And Clay was happy.
The end.
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