Transcripts/Old Memes

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the now-deleted episode Old Memes.
Gwonam is watching a YouTube video, 'NYAN CAT TRICK 100% WORKING!!!1!!11' from iteachvader. In it, a man stands in a supermarket holding a box of Pop Tarts and a box of Hello Kitty-brand fruit snacks. An unseen cameraman narrates.
Cameraman: Wait, hold them together.
The Nyan Cat theme can be heard.
Cameraman: Alright, take them apart.
The man holds the boxes apart, and the music stops.
Gwonam: Aah!
Cameraman: That is insane!
Gwonam: Incredible. They expect us to believe this?
Cut to King Harkinian, reading a book.
Gwonam: (offscreen) Harkinian? Come downstairs.
Cut to Harkinian entering the room. Suddenly, he is taken by surprise.
King Harkinian: OAH!
Gwonam: Have a look!
Harkinian moves up to Gwonam, ecstatic. In the video, the man brings the two boxes together, and the Nyan Cat theme plays again. He takes them apart, and the theme stops.
Harkinian: Oah ha ha ha! This is funny!
Gwonam: Your Majesty, these are old memes. They are not funny!
Harkinian: Yes, they are! This is a dank meme. Watch this...
Harkinian tosses a box of Pop Tarts and a box of Hello Kitty-brand fruit snacks onto a table. They slowly move towards each other, emitting a strange light that envelops the screen.
With an explosion, Nyan Cat emerges and shoots off, bouncing around the room and breaking objects. Gwonam stands agog until he is struck by the flying space cat.
Gwonam: Aah!
Harkinian ducks quickly, narrowly avoiding Nyan Cat as it races past him.
King Harkinian: Oah!
Harkinian's head re-emerges, only to duck again as Nyan Cat returns.
Gwonam conjures a toaster on the table, which Nyan Cat flies into, turning it on. The music stops. Gwonam looks on.
The toaster shakes slightly, until it dings.
Gwonam: Uh oh!
The toaster pops, and Nyan Cat rockets up through the castle, which collapses. It continues flying into space.
Cut to a Star Destroyer. Namowg stands in a corridor as a voice appears over the intercom.
Captain: Status report!
Namowg: Go ahead, Captain.
Captain: The repairs are complete. 
Namowg: Beautiful!
Captain: You can go ahead and start your attack now.
Suddenly, Nyan Cat tears a hole through the Star Destroyer as it continues on.
Captain: Never mind.
The Star Destroyer explodes one second later.
The episode ends.
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