FNF Dialogue Transcripts

== Yan Week ==
=== Dumbass Pulley ===
 hello this is me t-man the narrator
 i am a crater
 our story begins when these guys went to the cable and asked him for a small loan
Yan: YOU! GIVE US THE SOL EMARALD OR ELSE I'LL
Yan: uh
Yan: KILL YOU!!!
Horse: dude
Horse: i can't give the sol emarald to a pussy
Yan: THAT'S IT
Yan: THIS IS MY REVENGE
Yan: FOR ALL THE THE TIMES YOU CAUSED ME DEATH
Horse: mhm dickball
Yan: please die
=== Big Shitty Running ===
 After that, something stupid happened i wasn't there sry
 I'm the rail in this situation
Yan: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AFTER ME??
Metal Yan: So I can steal the emarald and get whatever praise you'll get for it
Metal Yan: Because I deserve it and you deserve NOTHINGNIINKGBNKSDJFHNJKHNDKJFNH
Metal Yan: I'm so cool, even the dialogue box can't contain just how cool I am
Yan: can you crawl out of my ass
Metal Yan: I'll crawl in whatever ass I want
Yan: ew
Metal Yan: With the help of my new sidekick
Curls: curl
Yan: CURLS??! Why would you do this?!
Curls: he said i could be his friend if i do it
Curls: lasaga
Yan: damn.
Yan: Fine! I'll j#st outspeed the both of you, then!
Metal Yan: Maidenless behaviour as always, ballslover23.
=== Trigonemistri ===
 After a fierce battle, our hero arrived at
 holy crap is that my van
Yan: w
Yan: who are you talking to
T-Man: dw dw i was just rping in real life
T-Man: i like to do that after my pissening sessions
Yan: Ahhh.
Yan: uhh
Yan: I see you have a mic
Yan: Wanna rap battle or something
T-Man: uhhhhhhh
T-Man: Ok.
Yan: coolswag
== Chekawa Week ==
=== Chekawa Man ===
 hello this is me dharrman the tarrator
 a fat man and a black anthropomorphic jerboa walk into a bar
Chekawa: At last, with the power of the Sol Emaralds, I can finally enter the concert and see my idol in action, Pewdiepie.
Chekawa: *closes 'how to sound smart' book*
Eggman: *Steals emaralds in an evil yet dastardly fashion*
Chekawa: god fucking damn it
Eggman: mwehehee i am eggmanm i kill the environmnent
Eggman: coolswag
Chekawa: I will kill you, you sorry waste of air and oxygen
Eggman: i fucked your mom 15 years ago
Eggman: son
 'i still can't believe you guys are okay with furry sex being cannon' - the grass from gren hil
Chekawa: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU!
Eggman: lmao he doesn't know i have practice mode on
=== Chekalculus ===
 suddenly yan is here now
Chekawa: No, he escaped during the unskipable cutscene that doesn't exist
T-Man: woah so cool
T-Man: so you go gonna enter or
Chekawa: WHAT?! I thought I needed the Sol Emeralds!
T-Man: who told you that, was it the big guy
T-Man: he made me pay to enter my own house once, you just got pranked (GONE WILD)
Chekawa: *Chekawa's face showed an expression of anger, sorrow, and disgust, his soul leaving his being with each passing second. He felt a sense of rage that overwhelmed his body.*
Curls: can you translate to spanich please
Chekawa: gr
Chekawa: I will throw all my rage on you, cone-headed man, in the form of a song, prepare for a true challenge.
T-Man: what's with all these furries today
=== Strong Goobers ===
 suddenly yan is here now
 i'm gonna stop narrating now i have a skill issue
Recol: Chekawa, finally, you have come.
Chekawa: Yes, Recol, I have
Chekawa: Come.
Metal Sonic: *Eerie, silent beeps could be heard comming from Metal Sonic.*
Pewdiepie: BITCH
Recol: oh my god he's so hot
Chekawa: oh my god is he gonna drop the hard r
Recol: Chekawa, we went through so much to meet them, we have to prove our worth.
Chekawa: I agree. Strong Goobers, let us partake in a singing contest, to the death.
Recol: wait what hold on we didn't agree on that
Metal Sonic: *He silently nods*
Pewdiepie: BITCH
Chekawa: it's chekawin' time
Recol: true...
== Recol Week ==
=== Geometricol ===
 hello this is me the man and only t-man
 oh my god it's me dad get the camera
Recol: Hello, is this the entrance for the concert?
T-Man: yeah it's gonna start in like 10 minutes
Recol: Wait, I can enter?! No emaralds needed?!
T-Man: no
Recol: true...
T-Man: yeah uh they got so much money they don't even care
Recol: Well, I'm waiting for a friend anyway; do you want to sing to pass the time, erm... I never got your name.
T-Man: theodore
T-Man: okay let's go
T-Man: it's a good thing there's always a song that magically starts playing in the background when these situations tend to pop up
=== Shotgun Gambit ===
 suddenly yan is here now
Recol: how do you play this gmae it too hard1!!11!!11!
Ruby: idk i keep drawing pot of greed
Recol: maybe we have to build a castle of greed
 this is an ea reference fortnite bad minecrap good brown brick
Ruby: can we just say that the one with the biggest castle wins
Recol: there's not even a castle-
Ruby: did i stutter
Recol: true...
Ruby: let's just sing
Recol: ok
=== Pity Trial ===
 can't narrate i'm sleeping goobye
Recol: Today's been such an eventful day
Recol: What lessons did you guys learn from your experiences?
Yan: i killed that stupid pulley i'm happy
Chekawa: friends are valuable assets when it comes to watching pewdiepie
Metal Yan: it still hurts where you wounded me
Ruby: almost everyone in this room is naked
Curls: the father
Recol: truly
Yan: why is everyone at my house i want to be alone to sob and mastur- i mean play pokemon
Chekawa: i was in extreme debt now i'm homeless
Ruby: because i felt like it
Metal Yan: u suck lmao :skull: :skull:
Curls: curls
Yan: i don't want to hear the other answers
Yan: let's j#st game
Recol: yeah i'm j#st gonna win real quick
Yan: NO! YOU LOSE! GO HOME!
Recol: false...
Chekawa: i was gonna say 'fuck her up' but it sounds like something an actual sonic oc would say
 'help' - The T.V
== Golden T-Man ==
=== Intro Cutscene ===
This is the backstory:
T-Man was going to sleep, but he wanted to eat funny. He was going to eat piza...
But he instead accidentally chose... the shit. in the corner.
He ate it, then he went to sleep.
He later died of Hepatitis B-
=== Trigonemetronome ===
T-Man: that was the worst video i'd ever seen
Yen: Same
T-Man: wait who are you
Yen: I'm Yen the Smartass, don't you remember our musical encounter?
T-Man: dude that was like six months ago
Yen: Never the matter, we are located inside of your dreams, where your deepest and darkest desires reside
T-Man: piza...
Yen: piza...
T-Man: do you wanna bip boup boup or something
Yen: Yes. Let's make this quick, I am confident in my victory.
T-Man: same
Yen: That means you lose.
T-Man: same
Yen: It's a good thing I'll die when he wakes up
=== Chekalcrescendo ===
T-Man: suddenly i am here now
Kechawa: Hello, didn't expect to meet anyone here.
T-Man: hold on i know you
T-Man: you're the black guy
Kechawa: Name's Kechawa, I represent your memories, both the one you always come back to and the ones you seek to forget.
T-Man: this is starting to sound a lot like that barbie christmas movie
Kechawa: I don't understand why you always remember that during funerals.
T-Man: piza...
T-Man: why are the core parts of my being represented by people i met 6 hours ago
Kechawa: The same reason you can't seem to differenciate 6 hours and 6 months.
T-Man: dad always told me i was special
Kechawa: You know the drill by now, let's begin.
T-Man: hmmmm
T-Man: nuh uh
=== Geometriplets ===
T-Man: suddenly i am here now
Coal: shut up
T-Man: wait i know you, you're coal
Coal: if you weren't so stupid you'd remember my actual name
Coal: i'm your subconsious, the part of your mind you don't know about yet dictates most of your feelings
Coal: i know all about you, your dreams, your ambitions, your regrets...
Coal: you're a pathetic looser who hides all his emotions under unfunny jokes
T-Man: piza...
Coal: i want you to realise just how much you disgust yourself
T-Man: you're talking to me like i'm some depressed purple hedgehog
T-Man: never had regrets, never will
Coal: we both know that's a lie
Coal: you'll either accept it, or you'll crumble under your own self.
T-Man: nuh uh
== T-Man Week 1 ==
=== Sinus ===
T-Man: did you just interrupt me during my pissening session
T-Man: i will now aggressively yell at you
Boyfriend: Ok.
Girlfriend: Ok.
T-Man: Ok.
=== Cosinus ===
T-Man: did you enjoy my stairs
Boyfriend: no not really
T-Man: that's it
T-Man: we're singing to a song with triplets
Boyfriend: oh no
Girlfriend: Ok.
T-Man: time to become one with the speed of sound
=== Tangent ===
 8 hours later...
T-Man: idk how you won the last one cause i was actually using botplay
Boyfriend: cope
Girlfriend: egg
T-Man: this one is for real
T-Man: this is now the last thing i will say because i will not be able to talk after the battle okay let's go
== Blast Processing ==
=== Theorem ===
Boyfriend: Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights?
T-Man: don't you have anywhere else to be
T-Man: stop interrupting my pissening sessions on god fr
Boyfriend: Can't, my girl lives here.
Girlfriend: get out of my friday night funking house
T-Man: Can't, I live here.
Boyfriend: says who
T-Man: me
Boyfriend: Yeah you've got a good point there
Girlfriend: kill me
=== Scale ===
Boyfriend: Alr, I win, now go away.
T-Man: I was using botplay there's no way you won that
Boyfriend: fair ig
Girlfriend: can we j#st keep him in the basement
T-Man: Do you have piza down there
Boyfriend: No, but, . 
T-Man: That is true...
Girlfriend: Nobody wants you here
Boyfriend: That is true...
T-Man: Don't make me get out the stairs
=== T-Storm ===
Girlfriend: Leave
T-Man: You are simply jealous of my stairs
Boyfriend: coolswag
T-Man: grrrrr I'm angry I'm entering my 3rd song phase
T-Man: prepare for me to sing aggressively
Girlfriend: both of you are pathetic sellouts
Girlfriend: except I love one of you for it and hate the other
Boyfriend: g
T-Man: You are a hypocritical friday night funking
Girlfriend: ik
Boyfriend: I'm so mad
Boyfriend: I'm gonna have friday night funking with my girlfriend after this so I won't be so mad.
T-Man: Alr if you win I'll go to the basement
Girlfriend: too late for that i already lost 4 braincells
T-Man: please
T-Man: your not gonna believe what living on the streets felt like
Boyfriend: *you're
T-Man: That was the last straw.
== Logical Fallacy ==
=== Tautology ===
Boyfriend: haha a poor person
T-Man: god damn it i wasn't even pissing this time
Boyfriend: hey i remember you
Girlfriend: i wish i didn't
Boyfriend: what's up
T-Man: no one wants to buy my album, i am in incredible debt
T-Man: been sleeping in that trash can over there
Boyfriend: don't worry, i dropped out of college too!
T-Man: i didn't
Boyfriend: oh
Boyfriend: i'm stupid
T-Man: why are you here anyway
Girlfriend: you still owe me 16 dollars
Boyfriend: i wanna beep boop
T-Man: i can fulfil one of those requests
T-Man: i haven't won any of these for the past 2 weeks, this changes today
Boyfriend: nuh uh
T-Man: you die
=== Contradiction ===
Boyfriend: L
T-Man: Man.
Girlfriend: where do all these songs come from btw they weren't in my playlist
T-Man: i made them
T-Man: they're part of the t-man album
T-Man: i only own half of it tho the other half belongs to the guy in the trashcan so i can sleep there
Boyfriend: fr hits close to home
Girlfriend: can't relate i'm rich
Boyfriend: do we get to wear cool sunglasses like last time
T-Man: sorry i traded them for 3 bananas
Boyfriend: this is why you only get 3 views on gamebanana
Boyfriend: i'm more cooler than you bro :absentsunglasses:
T-Man: nuh uh
Boyfriend: you die
=== Sour T ===
T-Man: GOD
T-Man: I'M SICK OF THIS CRAP
T-Man: WHY AM I A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING I DO
T-Man: NO JOB, NO MONEY, NOTHING
Boyfriend: lmao chill
T-Man: NUH UH
Boyfriend: :O
Girlfriend: :O
T-Man: I LITERALLY FAKED DEATH BEFORE, AND I CAN'T EVEN WIN A RAP BATTLE 
T-Man: I ONLY HAVE ONE SONG LEFT, I'LL WIN THIS TIME
T-Man: IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
Boyfriend: (this is about to get funkalicious)
Girlfriend: (not right now honey)
T-Man: LOOK AT ME, DAD
T-Man: I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG ONCE AND FOR ALL
T-Man: OR MY NAME ISN'T THEODORE MANDALAS
Category:Friday Night Funkin