Unbeliever Anthem - Alternate version

So the obvious thing to do is go through songs you know that have "believe" in the title, right? Here's another idea for an Unbeliever parody for people to play with (if they like this sort of thing). Like the last one, I have neither the time, equipment, nor (most importantly) talent to record it. But I enjoy writing parodies.
Original Song Title: I'm a Believer by The Monkees (written by Neil Diamond, of course)
Original Song Lyrics: Google Play
Original Song: YouTube (Yes, kids, this was a real TV show we used to watch. Are they the original Illuminati teenage music mind control project, before Lady Gaga, The Spice Girls, and The Bangles?)
We're Unbelievers
[verse 1]
We thought Mermaids only lived in fairy tales
We thought Golden Rice was safe to eat
We thought Earth was round-ish
Conspiracies for freaks
We were all so proud of our Wishing Machines
[chorus]
But then we tuned in, now we’re Unbelievers
No more trace of “them” controlling our minds
We un-learned, we’re Unbelievers
“They” couldn’t fool us if they tried
[verse 2]
We thought Hoagland more or less an honest guy
And the more he wrote, the more we bought
We thought HAARP was harmless
Didn’t know plants could sing
We thought leprechauns could never hurt anything
[chorus]
But then we tuned in, now we’re Unbelievers
No more trace of “them” controlling our minds
We un-learned, we’re Unbelievers
“They” couldn’t fool us if they tried
[intermezzo]
Reptilians all around us
Illuminati, too
When it all seems hopeless we know what to do
[chorus]
Yeah, we tune in, ‘cause we’re Unbelievers
No more trace of “them” controlling our minds
We un-learn, we’re Unbelievers
“They” couldn’t fool us if they tried
Yeah, we tune in, ‘cause we’re Unbelievers
No more trace of “them” controlling our minds
We un-learn, we’re Unbelievers
“They” couldn’t fool us if they tried
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