Nat Peterson's Haunted House

==Characters==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieBaby BillyFrankie-BillyNazz-MimiNazz and Frankie's babyPatty RechidJennifer-MillieJimmy-Gus (debut)Sadie RechidFredSallyHaroldPilarNancy Suzy FishFrankTom SmithMartha SmithMabelLennyCharlieTina-FranDebbie RechidScooterEvelynNathanielClayton
==Transcript==
(Scene cuts to Nat raking some leaves in his front yard) Shubie walks out their house.
Shubie: "It's already Halloween? That doesn't make any sense. How could it be Halloween when Susie's baseball team hasn't finished their season yet? They haven't even started the playoffs! And we were just in the middle of a heat wave but now it's chilly outside. I feel like the weather has been unpredictable this season. Last season it was much more normal."
Nat: "Yeah you're right Shubie, the weather has been pretty unpredictable lately. Before you know it, it'll be Thanksgiving and then Christmas!"
Shubie: "Yeah, but you know what this means?"
Nat: "What?"
Shubie: "It's time for the haunted house contest to see who will host the Halloween party this year! We can't let Mabel win for the third year in a row! Her house is so boring and it's not big enough to fit the whole neighborhood. Well, I'm off to go buy some candy. Promise me you'll build the scariest haunted house ever by the time I get back?"
Nat: "Of course, Shubie."
Shubie: "Great. I know you can do it." Shubie kisses Nat on the cheek, and then gets in her boat and drives away. Nat sees Pilar walking down the street.
Nat: "Hey Pilar!"
Pilar: "What's up, Nat?"
Nat: "Wanna help me build my haunted house?"
Pilar: "Sorry Nat, but I kinda have to build my own."
Nat: "Oh come on, Pilar. Do you really want the Halloween party to be at Mabel and Lenny's house again?"
Pilar: "No way! Their house is so boring! And it can't even fit all of us!"
Nat: "So what if we work together on mine? Aren't two heads better than one?"
Pilar: "I'm in! But we're going to need someone who's good at building things to help us."
(Scene cuts to Nat and Pilar outside of Harold's house)
Harold: "Well, I've always wanted to test out the new robot servants I invented last week... I'm in!"
(Scene cuts to a montage of Nat, Pilar and Harold building the haunted house)
Nat: "We should put a trap door there!"
Pilar: "And a skeleton there!"
Harold: "Oh! And we should make the walls ooze with green slime!"
(Scene cuts to Shubie pulling into her driveway later)
Nat: "So what do you think, Shubie?"
Shubie: "Nat, this haunted house looks amazing! Even I didn't think it'd end up being this nice! We'll win first prize for sure!"
Nat: "Thanks Shubie. I couldn't have done it without a little help from some friends."
(Scene cuts to Patty Rechid walking down the street holding a clipboard) Patty walks up to Nancy and Frank's house.
Nancy: "So what do you think, Patty?"
Patty: "I'm really loving these skeleton designs! Although the sea-spiders could use some work. They don't look too realistic. I'm giving your house a solid seven out of ten." Patty walks over to Mabel and Lenny's house.
Mabel: "Looking like another winner, Patty?"
Patty: "I just love this design! So spooky but with a touch of fashion! You never disappoint, Mabel. Eight stars!" Patty walks past Pilar and Harold's houses.
Patty: "Well, it looks like Pilar and Harold chose not to compete this year so that's an automatic zero out of ten." Patty walks up to Tom and Martha's house.
Patty: "These decorations could use some work. It seems like most of them were made out of cardboard. You know, for two of the wealthiest fish in the neighborhood, you sure have some cheap decorations. Four stars. I like your King Neptune costume though, Martha."
Martha: "King Neptune?! I'm Queen Aphrodite!" Tom laughs.
Tom: "Ha! She thought you were dressed up as a guy!" Martha stomps on Tom's foot.
Tom: "Ow! Why must you were big, heavy shoes with every outfit!" Patty walks over to Nat and Shubie's house. The mailbox opens on its own and a scream comes out of it. Patty steps back.
Nat: "Hi Patty!"
Patty: "Oh, it's just the mailbox. Caught me off guard for a second. Hi, Nat. I like your vampire costume. And Shubie, your angel costume looks great too." Patty chuckles and follows Nat and Shubie up the driveway. A skeleton pops up at Patty.
Skeleton: "Boo!" A headless fish pops up.
Headless fish: "Can you help me find my head?" The headless fish cackles. A clown pops up and laughs evilly. A fish holding an axe pops up and swings its axe at them. Patty dunks under the axe. Patty gulps.
Patty: "These decorations are really something else." Patty, Nat and Shubie walk up to the front of the house. Green slime oozes from the walls.
Patty: "The green slime was a nice touch."
Shubie: "I wouldn't stand there, Patty." Patty moves back.
Patty: "Why not?" Nat pulls a lever on the side of the house and a trap door opens where Patty had been standing before.
Patty: "A trap door! Oh, I am just quivering with fear! You two really outdid yourselves this year! I'm giving this house..."
Nat: "Oh, it's not over yet."
Patty: "It's not?" Suddenly a ton of sea-spiders start crawling out from under the front door towards them. Patty screams and jumps onto Nat.
Patty: "Sea-spiders? But how did you..." Patty sees the spiders running through Nat and Shubie's legs. Patty gets off of Nat.
Patty: "Holograms? That's ten stars! From the power invested in me by Bikini Bottom Realty, I hereby name you two the winners of this year's haunted house contest! Hope you two are ready to host tonight's party."
Shubie: "Yes, Nat! We did it!" Nat and Shubie celebrate.
(Scene cuts to Nat's house later that night) Nat hands Susie a paper bag. 
Nat: "Now remember, Susie, always say 'trick-or-treat!' if someone answers the door to give you candy." Shubie walks up to them. 
Shubie: "And don't forget to take Billy with you!" Shubie hands Susie her baby brother. 
Shubie: "Now off you go! Have a great time! And come back with lots of candy!" Susie walks out the front door and over to Martha and Tom’s house. Susie rings the doorbell. 
(Scene cuts to Martha watching TV while eating a bowl of popcorn) Martha hears the doorbell ring. Martha jumps up and the bowl of popcorn falls onto the ground. 
Martha: "Gah! Trick-or-treaters!" Martha runs over to the front door and sees two bowls on a table, one filled with candy and the other filled with health bars. 
Martha: "Oh, which one do I chose? Martha, make the right decision. You told Tom you were going on a diet this fall." The doorbell rings again. Martha runs over to the door and opens it. 
Susie: "Trick-or-treat!" 
Martha: "Hi Susie! I love your costume! And doesn’t Billy just look adorable in his? Here you go! Happy Halloween!" Martha drops a health bar into Susie and Billy's bags and closes the door. 
Susie: "A health bar?" Susie walks to the next house. 
(Scene cuts to Nat's house) 
Shubie: "The kids are out trick-or-treating! You know what that means!" 
Nat: "Come on over, everybody! The Peterson Halloween party is starting now!" All of the adults in the neighborhood put a bowl of candy in front of their houses and run over to Nat's house. 
Shubie: "Hi Frank and Nancy! Nancy, I love your princess costume. And Frank, I really like your knight costume." 
Nancy: "Thanks, Shubie. I heard that all of the Whale families were wearing medieval style costumes this year." Jennifer walks into the house. 
Shubie: "Hi Jennifer! I love your Frankenstein costume!" 
Jennifer: "Oh, thank you Shubie! This took me and my husband forever to make. Speaking of husband, this is my husband, Jimmy." Jimmy waves to Nat and Shubie. 
Shubie: "Jimmy? Wow, it's been so long! I haven't seen you in forever! I'm so glad that you two moved back into Bikini Bottom. You make a great couple." 
Jennifer: "Aw, thank you, Shubie. It was so kind of you and Nat to invite us to your Halloween party." 
Nat: "Of course! You two are welcome anytime. Especially Jimmy, he could hit a baseball better than anyone in high school!" Jimmy laughs. 
Jimmy: "Still got overshadowed by you though, Nat." 
Jennifer: "Oh, don't even get me started on how much I was overshadowed by Shubie!" Nat, Shubie, Jennifer and Jimmy all laugh. Pilar walks into the house with a pair of bunny ears on his head. 
Pilar: "They were all out of costumes." Mabel and Lenny walk into the house. 
Shubie: "Hi Mabel! Hi Lenny!" 
Mabel: "This house is so boring. Our house is a much better place to have a party." Harold walks in wearing a vampire costume. 
Harold: "Dang it, Nat! I didn't know you were dressing up as a vampire too. How am I going to talk to any girls here when I'm the second best looking guy in a vampire costume?" Sadie and Fred walk up to Nat's house. 
Shubie: "Hi Fred! Hi Sadie!" 
Sadie: "Hi Nat. Don't you just love my devil costume? Aren't I such a bad girl?" 
Nat: "Wow! That's such a great costume!" 
Sadie: "Really? Oh Nat..." 
Nat: "Yeah! Where did you get that amazing costume, Fred?" 
Fred: "Oh, this old thing? I just..." 
Sadie: "I bought it for him, of course! You know I have a great sense of fashion that Shubie simply doesn't have. Come Nat, I have, uh, important news about our cookie store to tell you about." Sadie grabs Nat and walks away. 
(Scene cuts to later in the night at the Halloween party) 
Patty: "So you know what he says to me?" 
Shubie: "What?" 
Patty: "He tells me that he's not the manager of the restaurant, he's the fry cook! Can you believe it? Why would I ever go on a date with a greasy fry cook?" Shubie and Patty laugh. Shubie looks at her watch. 
Shubie: "Say, where are Nazz and Frankie? They said they'd be coming tonight and it's getting pretty late." 
Patty: "They should be here soon. Nazz told me she just had to go buy some more candy and then they'd be here." 
(Scene cuts to Frankie feeding his baby at his house) 
Frankie: "Here comes the airplane, right into your mouth! Ah! What's this? Why do I feel all tingly?" Frankie looks out of the kitchen window and sees the clouds move, revealing a full moon. 
Frankie: "A full moon tonight? On Halloween? Oh no, this can't be! Nazz, help! Do something!" A mustache appears on Frankie's face. Fur starts popping out of Frankie's back. Suddenly Frankie's arms become completely covered in fur. Frankie howls as he transforms into a sea werewolf. Frankie runs out of the kitchen and towards the front of the house. Frankie looks out of an open window and sees the party at Nat's house. Frankie climbs out the window and runs over to Nat's house. 
(Scene cuts to Harold talking to Debbie at Nat's house) 
Harold: "Hey, Debbie. I noticed that you're spending Halloween alone again." Debbie sighs. 
Debbie: "I have a boyfriend, Harold." 
Harold: "Well he's not here, is he?" Debbie sighs again and walks away. Harold walks over to Patty. 
Harold: "Hi Patty. How'd you like to go on a date sometime with this super cool vampire?" Patty looks at her watch. 
Patty: "Oh no, Harold. Would you look at the time? It's time for my... uh... bathroom break!" Patty walks into the bathroom and slams the door shut. Frankie sees Patty enter the bathroom through the bathroom window. Frankie smirks. Frankie grabs onto the window and begins to climb in. 
Patty: "That should hold him off. Brrr... It's a bit chilly in here. Who left this window open?" Patty closes the window on Frankie's paws. Frankie howls in pain and pulls his paws out of the window. 
Patty: "What was that? Eh, who cares? Probably just some dumb teenager trying to scare someone. Hey, is that Bikini Bottom Gossip? I didn't know Shubie bought tabloids." Patty grabs a magazine and starts reading it. Frankie snarls and runs around the house to the front door which is wide open. Frankie sneaks into the house and turns off the lights.
Harold: "Oh man, Patty's gonna be so surprised when she comes out of the bathroom and sees all of us totally naked!"
Shubie: "No one's getting naked, Harold."
Harold: "Oh. Don't turn on the lights." The lights turn on and everyone sees Frankie.
Frank: "Hey, who’s that?"
Jennifer: "Wow! That costume is so realistic! It's almost like a real werewolf!" Frankie howls. 
Tina: "It even has sound effects too!" Frankie growls and bites Martha’s leg.
Nancy: "AHHHH! It is a real werewolf!" Everyone screams.
Martha: "They always go after the heavy ones!" Frankie drags Martha into the basement and closes the door. 
Pilar: "Oh Neptune! It's probably eating Martha!" Tom turns towards Sally.
Tom: "Well now that Martha's dead, what do you say about getting back together?" Sally rolls her eyes.
Sally: "Forget it, Tom."
Charlie: "Relax, guys. She's not dead. Werewolves always don’t kill their victims until they catch enough prey to satisfy their hunger. Martha probably isn’t enough on her own for a full grown werewolf."
Shubie: "How do you know, Charlie?"
Charlie: "Um, I looked it up. Duh! That’s what smartphones are for." The basement door opens. Frankie leaps out the door and bites Charlie's leg. Frankie drags Charlie into the basement and closes the door.
Tina: "Charlie! NO! He was going to propose to me in like three years!"
Nancy: "Tina, you’ve only been dating for two months."
Tina: "Well I just knew it!"
Shubie: "That's it. I’m calling the police." Shubie walks over to the kitchen and picks up the phone.
(Scene cuts to the Bikini Bottom Police Station)
Woman Officer: "Hello? Bikini Bottom Police."
Shubie: "Hi, there's a werewolf in my house! It’s already dragged two of my guests into the basement and I’m worried it’s going to attack more of us. Please come help us!" The officer laughs
Woman Officer: "Werewolf? Ha! That's one of the best Halloween phone calls we've ever gotten!"
Shubie: "What? But I'm being serious! This isn’t a joke!" The officer keeps laughing.
Woman Officer: "Oh yeah, sure it's not. Thanks for the call ma'am, but I’d better get back to the Halloween party at the station. The guys are gonna love this one." The officer hangs up the phone.
(Scene cuts back to Shubie) Shubie hangs up the phone and walks back into the living room.
Nat: "Are they coming?" Shubie shakes her head.
Shubie: "They thought it was all some Halloween joke."
Nat: "Uh oh. It looks like we're going to be on our own then." Frankie runs out of the basement and bites Clayton’s leg. Frankie drags Clayton into the basement.
Nathaniel: "Let's get out of here!" Scooter tries to open the front door.
Scooter: "It won't open!"
Evelyn: "The werewolf must've jammed it when it came in!"
Sally: "Wait a minute, if we're all trapped here that means... The werewolf won’t be satisfied until it eats all of us!" The basement door creeks open.
Nat: "Quick! Everyone run!" Shubie and Debbie jump into a closet. Evelyn, Tina and Nathaniel run into the kitchen. Jennifer, Jimmy and Pilar run up the stairs and into the bathroom. Nat, Sadie and Fred run into Baby Billy's room. Sally, Harold and Tom run into Susie's room. Mabel, Lenny and Scooter run into Nat and Shubie's bedroom. Frank and Nancy run into the bathroom and lock the door.
Patty: "Do you two lovebirds mind? I’m trying to get some reading done!" Patty continues reading the magazine.
Nancy: "You read Bikini Bottom Gossip?"
Patty: "Of course I do! How else do you think I've gotten so good at selling house? This book documents everything going on in Bikini Bottom. For instance, did you know that Nathaniel is Bikini Bottom's most eligible bachelor? That means in a few months when he moves in with someone, I can sell his house for double the price! Now will you two please get out of here? Go into the basement or something."
Frank: "Well, about that Patty, there's kind of something already in there." Frank turns off the light.
(Scene cuts to Jimmy, Jennifer and Pilar in the upstairs bathroom)
Pilar: "Oh man, oh man! The werewolf's going to eat us all! It's only a matter of time."
Jennifer: "Calm down Pilar! We just need to think of a way to stop the werewolf. That's it! When I was in nursing school they taught us that when taking care of pets, sometimes vets need to put a cone on the animal! If we put a cone on that werewolf, it will become discombobulated and won't be able to catch us!"
Jimmy: "That's a great idea, Jennifer! But how are we going to find a cone? Nat and Shubie don't have any pets."
Jennifer: "We'll build one of course! We're in the bathroom so there's gotta be... aha! Gauze! But we need something to support the gauze to get it into a cone shape."
Jimmy: "What if we used Pilar’s bunny ears?"
Jennifer: "That's perfect!"
Pilar: "What?! But these ears cost ten dollars!"
Jennifer: "Would you rather lose ten bucks or get eaten by a werewolf?" Pilar sighs.
Pilar: "Fine." Pilar hands Jennifer his bunny ears. Jennifer rips the bunny ears off of the bottom piece and wraps the gauze around them.
Jennifer: "Great! And we can use this bottom part as the bottom of the cone. Now we just need some tape to put it all together... Oh dear, there's no tape in here!"
Pilar: "There's some in the kitchen. I come over a lot so I would know."
Jennifer: "Okay, it looks like we have to go downstairs then."
(Scene cuts to Evelyn, Tina and Nathaniel hiding under the kitchen table)
Nathaniel: "We've got to get out of here! We're sitting clams under this table!"
Evelyn: "Nathaniel's right. The werewolf will easily find us under here. We need to hide somewhere else."
Tina: "Hey! What if we climb out that window. The werewolf will never be able to catch us then."
Evelyn: "Good plan. Me and Nathaniel will go open the window. Tina, be on lookout in case the werewolf comes out of the basement."
Tina: "Okay." Tina and Nathaniel crawl out from under the table. Nathaniel hits his head on the way up and knocks a cup off the table. The cup breaks.
(Scene cuts to Jennifer, Jimmy and Pilar walking down the stairs and into the living room) Jennifer hears the basement door open.
Jennifer: "Quick hide!" Frankie walks into the living room and looks over in their direction. Frankie continues walking towards the kitchen. Pilar comes out from behind a lamp and Jimmy comes out from behind the curtains.
Pilar: "I didn't know Nat had a yoga ball."
Jennifer: "That's not a yoga ball! That's me you moron!" Jennifer gets off the ground.
Jimmy: "Let's go behind the couch. The werewolf is heading towards the kitchen so we have to wait." Jimmy, Jennifer and Pilar hide behind the couch. 
(Scene cuts to Sally, Tom and Harold in Susie's room)
Harold: "We're all gonna die! That werewolf will bust in here any second and drag us into the basement. I'm too young to die! I've never even got married! Or had kids! Or been in a relationship with anyone other than Debbie, and Evelyn for like a day!"
Sally: "Harold! Get a hold of yourself! You're a scientist, right? Well what's the best way to solve a werewolf problem?"
Sally and Harold: "Shrink ray!"
Sally: "Exactly! Shrink the werewolf down to toy size so it can't eat anyone!"
Harold: "But we don't have a shrink ray."
Sally: "We're scientists, Harold! We can build one! Now, what does every shrink ray need?"
Harold: "A power source."
Sally: "Susie's alarm clock. Easy! What else?"
Harold: "Some type of liquid.
Sally: "The ink from Susie's pen that she writes her diary with! It's gotta be around here somewhere. And we can use the clothes from her magical mermaid doll as a conductor!" Sally rips the clothes off of Susie's magical mermaid.
Harold: "I found her pen!"
Sally: "Great! We can use her bracelets to generate the beam."
Harold: "Now all we need is the ray itself."
Sally: "A flashlight! Think about it. We connect the alarm clock and the flashlight by jamming the cord into the bottom of the flashlight. Next we unscrew the top part of the flashlight and put all these things inside close to the light bulb. Then we screw the top back on, set off the alarm on the clock and turn on the flashlight. And finally, due to the chemical properties, the heat from the flashlight combined with the electricity produced by the alarm clock will create a laser strong enough to shrink a fully grown werewolf!"
Tom: "Huh?"
Harold: "Sally, that's genius! But where are we going to find a flashlight... The kitchen!"
Sally: "Let's go!"
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Debbie moving around in the closet trying to get more comfortable)
Debbie: "Ouch! Hey, watch it! It's kind of hard to breathe with your hip in my stomach!" Shubie moves.
Shubie: "Sorry. This closet isn't meant to hold two people."
Debbie: "Well, it'd be helpful if one of us was a bit skinnier!"
Shubie: "Hey! It's not my fault that my mother isn't the skinniest woman in Bikini Bottom! I try very hard to keep my figure!" Shubie sees Frankie's feet standing outside the door. 
Debbie: "Well now your standing on my..." Shubie covers Debbie's mouth and points outside. Frankie keeps walking towards the kitchen. 
(Scene cuts to Evelyn, Nathaniel and Tina in the kitchen)
Evelyn: "Psst! Tina! Do you see the werewolf anymore?" 
Tina: "No! It went over towards the living room! I think someone's out there."
Evelyn: "Oh Neptune, I hope it's not Scooter." Nathaniel and Tina look at Evelyn strangely.
Evelyn: "I mean, I hope it's not Harold! No, that's even worse. Tina! If the werewolf's gone, can you give us a hand here? The window's jammed!" Tina crawls out from under the table and tries to lift up the window with Evelyn and Nathaniel.
Tina: "Hey, this side of the window's locked."
Evelyn: "You never opened your side of the window??" Nathaniel laughs nervously.
Nathaniel: "How was I supposed to know it was locked?" Tina unlocks the window. The lights in the kitchen turn on. Tina, Evelyn and Nathaniel turn around and see Frankie standing in the kitchen doorway. Tina, Evelyn and Nathaniel scream.
(Scene cuts to Jennifer, Jimmy and Pilar in the living room) Jennifer, Jimmy and Pilar hear Frankie walk through the living room towards the basement. The basement door closes.
Jimmy: "Okay, the coast is clear. Let's go to the kitchen." Jimmy, Jennifer and Pilar tiptoe towards the kitchen. Pilar slips on a baby rattle and falls down. The basement door opens.
Jennifer: "Pilar you nitwit! Quick! Hide behind the curtains." Jimmy, Jennifer and Pilar run behind the curtains. Frankie walks into the living room. Frankie looks around but doesn't see anyone. Then Frankie notices Jennifer's sandals at the bottom of the drapes. Frankie smirks and walks towards the curtains. Suddenly, there is a creaking sound. Frankie looks over and sees Harold, Sally and Tom walking down the stairs.
Tom: "Oopsies." Frankie growls and chases Tom, Sally and Harold up the stairs. Frankie bites Tom's leg and drags him into the basement. Harold and Sally run into the bathroom.
Jennifer: "Quick let's get to the kitchen before he comes back." Jennifer, Jimmy and Pilar run into the kitchen. Frankie comes out of the basement and walks into the living room. Frankie sees that Jennifer's feet are no longer behind the curtains and snarls. Frankie heads upstairs.
(Scene cuts to Mabel, Lenny and Scooter in Nat and Shubie's room)
Mabel: "If only we had won that contest, Lenny. None of this would've happened at our house. We've got to get out of here. I've got an idea! If we make a rope out of Nat and Shubie's clothes we can use it to climb out the window and escape safely."
Lenny: "Mabel, that's a great idea!"
Mabel: "Well you did marry me for my intellect, Lenny." Mabel opens the window. Lenny and Mabel begin making a line out Nat and Shubie's clothes and lower it down the window.
Lenny: "Can you help us, Scooter? We're almost done."
Scooter: "Why don't we just walk downstairs and go out the back door? That seems a lot easier."
Lenny: "Are you nuts? The werewolf will catch us and eat us alive!" Scooter looks at his watch.
Scooter: "We've been in here for twenty minutes. It probably got bored and gave up looking for us." Scooter opens the door and sees Frankie standing in the doorway. Frankie smirks.
Scooter: "Uh oh." Scooter, Lenny and Mabel scream.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Sadie and Fred in Baby Billy's room)
Sadie: "We finally have a room all to ourselves. You know what that means..." Sadie reaches over and touches Fred. Sadie pulls her hand away.
Sadie: "Oh Fred! I didn't know you were in here too." Fred farts.
Sadie: "Fred!" Sadie covers her nose.
Fred: "Sorry! I'd been holding that in for thirty minutes." A scratching noise is heard.
Sadie: "Fred, another one? And that fart was long too! Gross!"
Fred: "That one wasn't me." Frankie howls from outside the door. Sadie cowers behind Nat.
Sadie: "It's the werewolf!" Sadie hugs onto Nat in fear. Frankie bursts through the door and lunges at Nat.
Sadie: "Nat! No!" Sadie shoves Fred in front of Nat. Frankie bites Fred's leg.
Fred: "MY LEG!"
(Scene cuts to Nazz driving home) Nazz gets out of her boat, grabs a grocery bag and walks towards the front door.
Nazz: "I can't believe I had to go to four different stores just to find a bag of candy. You think they'd be more prepared for Halloween." Nazz walks inside her house and sees that the couch cushions have all been torn up.
Nazz: "Frankie! What happened to the couch?! Did you let the worm out again? Frankie! Where are you? You better be ready for Nat and Shubie's party because we're late! And who left this window open?" Nazz closes the window and walks into the kitchen. Nazz picks up her baby out of the high chair.
Nazz: "Oh there's mommy's little angel! Who's the cutest baby? You are! Yes you are!"
Nazz's baby: "Daddy rawr! Rawr! Daddy rawr!"
Nazz: "What's that sweetie? Daddy... rawr? Oh no!" Nazz puts her baby down. Nazz looks out the window and sees the full moon.
Nazz: "It's a full moon?! But I thought we weren't getting one for another week! This can't be good! Where's Frankie?!" Nazz runs out the front door.
Fred (from inside Nat's house): "MY LEG! It bit my leg!"
(Scene cuts to Sally and Harold tiptoeing into the kitchen where Jennifer, Jimmy and Pilar are finishing taping their cone)
Harold: "What are you guys doing?"
Jennifer: "We're making a cone so that once it's put on the werewolf, the werewolf won't be able to see anything and then won't be able to catch us."
Sally: "Huh, that's a pretty good plan. And to think we came up with this big science experiment for nothing." The basement door opens and Frankie comes out.
Harold: "Ah! It's the werewolf!" Frankie howls and runs towards the kitchen.
Jimmy: "Jennifer, quick! Toss me the cone!" Jennifer tosses the cone to him. Frankie runs into the kitchen and Jimmy jumps on Frankie's back. Jimmy puts the cone on him and jumps off. Frankie gets confused and runs into the wall. Frankie turns around and starts bumping into things in the living room. 
Jennifer: "Jimmy, that was great! We're finally safe!"
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Debbie in the closet)
Shubie: "We're safe? Oh thank heavens! Now, if you would just move to the..."
Debbie: "No you move!"
Shubie: "Just move over!" Shubie and Debbie struggle to get out of the closet.
(Scene cuts back to the living room) Patty opens the bathroom door and it hits Frankie in the face. 
Patty: "We're safe?" The cone falls off of Frankie's head and lands on the ground. Frankie tears up the cone and bites Pilar.
Pilar: "You said the cone would work!" Frankie drags Pilar into the basement.
Sally: "Quick, Harold! The shrink ray is our only hope!" Sally and Harold run into the kitchen.
Nancy: "Somebody do something! I'm too pretty to die!"
(Scene cuts to Nazz running up to Nat's house) Nazz sees Nancy running around in panic in the living room. Nazz tries to open the front door.
Nazz: "It's jammed! There's gotta be another way in." Nazz runs around the side of the house and sees the line of Nat and Shubie's clothes hanging out the window.
Nazz: "Perfect! Now if I can just reach..." Nazz jumps up and grabs onto the line. Nazz begins to pull herself up.
(Scene cuts to Nat and Sadie walking down into the living room)
Nat: "We heard that everything's safe! Did you guys take care of the werewolf?" The basement door opens and Frankie runs out into the living room. Frankie grabs Nat. Sally and Harold run out of the kitchen and into the living room.
Sally: "Harold! Use the shrink ray!"
Sadie: "NAT!"
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Debbie in the closet)
Shubie: "Nat?! Get out of the way! I'm coming Nat!" Shubie opens the closet and shoves Debbie out the door. Shubie grabs the vacuum cleaner in the closet and jumps out into the living room.
Shubie: "No one eats my husband!" Shubie turns on the vacuum and puts it on high. The vacuum pulls the shrink ray out of Harold's hands and sucks it up.
Sally: "Nice going, Shubie! That was our one chance at staying alive!" The vacuum starts combusting.
Harold: "It's gonna blow!" Shubie kicks the vacuum towards Frankie and the vacuum explodes. Frankie drops Nat and falls onto the ground.
Frank: "You did it, Shubie! The explosion killed the werewolf!"
Nazz: "No it didn't. I stunned him with my tranquilizer gun." Nazz walks downstairs.
Shubie: "Nazz? How did you get here?"
Nazz: "I climbed up through your window. Someone made a rope out of you and Nat's clothes to try to escape."
Sally: "How did you know how to stop it, Nazz?"
Nazz: "Well, when you've been married to it for seven years, you get the hang of it." Everyone gasps.
Harold: "You're cheating on Frankie with a werewolf?"
Nazz: "No Harold. This werewolf is Frankie. One night when Frankie and I were first dating, we went on a camping trip and Frankie got bit by a sea werewolf. So now during every full moon, he turns into one. I didn't want to tell any of you this, even my own sisters, because I didn't want you all to thing that we're a bunch of freaks. We were already going through a tough time moving back to Bikini Bottom and I didn't want to make anything worse by letting you all know that my husband is a werewolf. Please don't be afraid though. We usually have this under much better control. This is only the second time he's ever been out in public like this. I hope you understand."
Shubie: "Oh Nazz, of course we understand. It must be so hard for you and Frankie to deal with this. This neighborhood always sticks together. We'll be there for you two no matter what."
Nazz: "Thanks, Shubie."
(Scene cuts to a little later that night)
Charlie: "So I guess I'm a werewolf now?"
Nazz: "Probably not. Only one percent of all sea werewolf bites turn someone into a werewolf. Unfortunately, Frankie just happened to be part of that one percent."
Tina: "That's a relief! I wouldn't want Charlie to see me all hairy." Everyone laughs.
Nazz: "I'd better take this sleeping beauty back home. Sorry for all the commotion everyone! I promise I'll keep a better track of the lunar calendar next month!" Nazz drags Frankie out of Nat's house and towards hers. Susie and Baby Billy walk over to the door.
Susie: "Dad, what was that thing younger Mrs. Rechid was dragging out the door?"
Nat: "Oh that was just Frankie. Pretty great costume, right? So realistic!" Shubie looks at her watch.
Shubie: "Well it's getting late, and it looks like all the kids are done trick-or-treating. Thanks for coming everyone! We'd love to have you all back next year but I think it's finally time Patty hosts one of these. She does live the furthest from Frankie after all." Everyone laughs.
(Scene ends)
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