Krusty Komplaints

Krusty Komplaints is the very first Basket Sponge short. It aired on January 4, 2015.
This is the first short. For the first episode, see A Legend Begins.
==Plot==
LeBron applies for a job at the Krusty Krab.
==Characters==
*LeBron James
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Mr. Krabs
*Plankton
*Fred Rechid
*Mr. Flabs
*Plankton's Robot Army
==Transcript==
*[short begins in the Krusty Krab]
*SpongeBob: Order up! (rings the bell)
*Squidward: I hate this job. (hands the food to the customer) Have a nice day. Die in a car accident.
*Fred: Really? Wow....that's harsh. (walks outside; the sound of cars crashing is heard) MY LEG!!!
*Krabs: (approaches Squidward) Mr. Squidward! Did you just tell that well-payin' customer to die in a car accident?
*Squidward: Yeah, so?
*Krabs: If he dies, I'd be losing a customer! Think about the big picture, Mr. Squidward!
*Squidward: (sigh) Whatever.
*Krabs: Why can't you be more like SpongeBob?
*SpongeBob: (smiles)
*Krabs: Tell ya what, if I ever had a chance to replace you, I'd do it in a heartbeat!
*LeBron: (enters the Krusty Krab)
*SpongeBob: Coach!
*Krabs: Ahoy, Coach! Watcha doin' here? You come to give me some money?
*LeBron: Well, I was thinkin', since I'm gonna be living down here for a while, I should get a job...
*Krabs: You're hired! You can work the cash register!
*Squidward: But Mr. Krabs! That's MY job!
*Krabs: Oh, yeah, I forgot. Mr. Squidward, you're fired.
*Squidward: Grrrrrr.....I'll show you!
*(he leaves, and walks towards the Chum Bucket)
*Krabs: Anyways, Coach, you work for me now. It's not a hard job. SpongeBob, show him around. I've got money to count. (walks to his office)
*SpongeBob: Oh boy! I get to work with Coach now! This is a dream come true!
*LeBron: (unenthusiastically) Yipee.....
*SpongeBob: So, this is the cash register, the floor, the ceiling, the oven, the krabby patties, the spare krabby patties, the buns, the spare buns, my BUN buns if ya know what I mean, the lettuce, the spare lettuce, the beverages, the spare lettuce, Mr. Krabs, -
*LeBron: Let me guess, SPARE Mr. Krabs.
*SpongeBob: How'd you know!? (points to Krabs' twin brother, Flabs)
*Flabs: Yeeeeeehaw! Howdy, y'all!
*SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Flabs! Great to see you!
*LeBron: (facepalm) I already hate this job.
*(a customer enters)
*SpongeBob: Now's your time to shine, Coach! Go show 'em what you're made of!
*LeBron: (sigh) Whatevs.
*Patrick: Good afternoon.
*LeBron: Patrick, it's 9:30 in the morning!
*Patrick: Shut up! Did you even go to school? If it was morning, it would be dark outside and we'd all be asleep!
*LeBron: That's night, dude.
*Patrick: Hahah, only in China, my uneducated friend. (pats him on the back)
*LeBron: So are you gonna order or not???
*Patrick: Calm yourself, Squidward.
*LeBron: I'm not Squidward!!!!!
*Patrick: Of course you are. He always works here.
*LeBron: He was FIRED! It's me, Coach LeBron.
*Patrick: A talking couch? AAAAHHHH!!!! (sprays him with pepper spray)
*LeBron: GAH!!!! My eyes!!!!
*Patrick: (starts laughing)
*LeBron: What's so funny?
*Patrick: It's called your "esophagus", my uneducated friend.
*LeBron: The two balls on the front of your head that you see out of?
*Patrick: No, that's called a pe-
*LeBron: (interrupts with rage) PATRICK!!! I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU AT BASKETBALL GAMES, BUT I DO NOT FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST ORDER YOUR FOOD, AND GET OUT!!!!!!
*Krabs: (hears LeBron from his office, and comes to investigate)
*Patrick: What's food? I've never had food before.
*Krabs: What is the meaning of this, LeBron! Your temper is worse than Squidward's!
*Patrick: Oh! I think I found some food! (eats Mr. Krabs)
*SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!!!
*(Squidward and Plankton enter with an army of robots)
*Plankton: Surrender, Krabs!!! Your ex-employee and I have come to take over the Krusty Krab and steal the secret formul- Wait, where the heck is Krabs?
*Krabs: (from inside Patrick's stomach) I'm in here!
*Plankton: Oh....uh....this should be easier than I thought, then. Henchmen, hand me the formula off his desk.
*(a robot hands him the formula)
*Plankton: Thank you. Let's leave, robots.
*Krabs: (inside Patrick's stomach) Noooo!!! You won't get away with this!
*Squidward: (presses a button, making a robot blast and destroy Plankton and all the other robots)
*Krabs: Was that the sound of Plankton stealing me formula and me money?
*Squidward: Nope, I destroyed him and his robot henchmen. I saved your formula.
*Krabs: Then well done, Squidward! I can't see anything in here, but I trust you did well!
*SpongeBob: Indeed he did!
*Squidward: Good enough to get my job back?
*Krabs: Fine, you can have it back. I'll probably get digested in a few hours anyway.
*Patrick: A few hours? Hah! I crap every five minutes!
*Krabs: Oh great....
*Squidward: (walks to the cash register) I'll be taking my job back now.
*LeBron: Then what am I supposed to-
*Squidward: (presses the button, blasting him with the robot gun) That outta do it!
*[short ends]
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