WotW: Week 45

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Weak of the Week: Week 45 	Weak of the Week: Week 45
 	
Kamen Blackredder 	Kamen Blackredder
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Kamen Rider Black is one thing. Kamen Rider Blackredder is another. Wait...this may be the first time I've actually seen the word "Blackredder" used in game by anyone. I didn't know that "Blackredder" was an actual thing that existed separate from that elitist forum thread where people who make redheaded women in gritty colored power armor and gigantic lubed-up furries with suggestive names unite in their own false sense of superiority to belittle the surprisingly small amount of children who play a Superhero MMO.Is this guy even really a blackredder? I mean, he looks more dark pink and grey to me. This game's community is so afraid to use proper colors they can't even make an accurate blackredder. So, let's henceforth refer to this guy as Kamen Greypinker. First, though I'd like to formally apologize to the Champions Community for my crimes against decency that I've committed by using colors above the 8th row. I'm sorry. I've even ignored the Rule of Tincture. Call me crazy. I was just tempted by the allure of being able to see what I was looking at. I know, I'm weak. How can I design super powered men parading around in circus strongman tights from funnybooks if I don't use colors so dark that they are legally considered black. It ain't Blue or Red until you need to shine a spotlight on them before you can start to see color, That's my motto. But don't use real black for black, use grey. For no reason. Use black for regular colors. That's realistic. Flowers don't exist in real life.Anyway, back to Kamen Greypinker, he doesn't look like any Kamen Rider that I'm aware of. I know there are Kamen Riders based on fruit...and musical instruments, and I even think there may be a Kamen Rider Ground Beef Chuck, Kamen Rider Pilot Helmet and Kamen Rider Torn Gritty Blue Cape, but none that actually marry these three things into one frightening greypink mass who grinds XP alerts using Two-Gun Mojo. This is a Kamen Rider for a new generation! Buy his merch, kids!What do you mean you'd rather buy toys of the new Super Sentai team? They are ninja but they all have bright colors in their outfits! How could you want that?! YOU STUPID, STUPID CHILDREN! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE RULES OF TINCTURE!?!	Kamen Rider Black is one thing. Kamen Rider Blackredder is another. Wait...this may be the first time I've actually seen the word "Blackredder" used in game by anyone. I didn't know that "Blackredder" was an actual thing that existed separate from that elitist forum thread where people who make redheaded women in gritty colored power armor and gigantic lubed-up furries with suggestive names unite in their own false sense of superiority to belittle the surprisingly small amount of children who play a Superhero MMO.Is this guy even really a blackredder? I mean, he looks more dark pink and grey to me. This game's community is so afraid to use proper colors they can't even make an accurate blackredder. So, let's henceforth refer to this guy as Kamen Greypinker. First, though I'd like to formally apologize to the Champions Community for my crimes against decency that I've committed by using colors above the 8th row. I'm sorry. I've even ignored the Rule of Tincture. Call me crazy. I was just tempted by the allure of being able to see what I was looking at. I know, I'm weak. How can I design super powered men parading around in circus strongman tights from funnybooks if I don't use colors so dark that they are legally considered black. It ain't Blue or Red until you need to shine a spotlight on them before you can start to see color, That's my motto. But don't use real black for black, use grey. For no reason. Use black for regular colors. That's realistic. Flowers don't exist in real life.Anyway, back to Kamen Greypinker, he doesn't look like any Kamen Rider that I'm aware of. I know there are Kamen Riders based on fruit...and musical instruments, and I even think there may be a Kamen Rider Ground Beef Chuck, Kamen Rider Pilot Helmet and Kamen Rider Torn Gritty Blue Cape, but none that actually marry these three things into one frightening greypink mass who grinds XP alerts using Two-Gun Mojo. This is a Kamen Rider for a new generation! Buy his merch, kids!What do you mean you'd rather buy toys of the new Super Sentai team? They are ninja but they all have bright colors in their outfits! How could you want that?! YOU STUPID, STUPID CHILDREN! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE RULES OF TINCTURE!?!
Offences 	Offences
• What is it?• Pun Name• Blackredder• Licensed Character 	• What is it?• Pun Name• Blackredder• Licensed Character
How to Improve 	How to Improve
REDDER KICK! 	REDDER KICK!
Category:Weak of the Week