Daylight Ravings Time/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Daylight Ravings Time".
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(In Techno Lagoon, Synth is the DJ of the afterlunch pre-naptime rave. The Techno Trolls are dancing to the music. Laguna soon appears.)
Laguna: Ah, the afterlunch pre-naptime rave! Yet another opportunity to dance, socialize, and conduct AnTROLL-pological research on Techno culture! (She sees a dark purple Techno Troll spinning blue glowing lights.) Oh! (She sees a red Techno Troll moving purple glowing lights back and forth.) Excellent! (The two Techno Trolls move the glowing lights around each other and make a tic-tac-toe board.) Tic-tac-toe my! (A light blue male Techno Troll is seen on a rock.)
Techno Troll #1: Hey, Trolls! (He blows up a beach ball.) Beach ball coming at ya! (As he gets ready to throw the beach ball, the Techno Trolls cheer. The light blue male Techno Troll throws the ball and it goes up to the surface.) Woo-hoo! (The Techno Trolls cheer again.)
Laguna: (Taking notes) Well, all right! (Synth stops the music.) Huh?
Synth: (amplified) Hey, hey, fellow Techno Trolls! I’m pressing the whole dub button on this man ray to drop some announcements and technicalities! (The Techno Trolls laugh.) Now, then. As you know, tonight is Daylight Ravings Time, the special moment once a year we set our rave plus back for a bunch of science-y reasons. (He and the Techno Trolls laugh.) And that means we get a whole extra hour to paaaarty! My fellow Techno Trolls, the Rave Clock! (The Rave Clock appears from the dance floor. The Techno Trolls cheer while Laguna takes notes.) As this tradition, last year’s Daylight raving DJ picks the next Troll to lead this year’s celebration. And since last year’s DJ was… this bro… (The Techno Trolls cheer for him.) … I pick… Hm. (He looks around the crowd and sees Laguna.) Ha! Laguna Tidepool! (A spotlight shines on Laguna.) Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh! (The Techno Trolls cheer for Laguna.)
Laguna: (nervous) What? Me?
Synth: Yeah! I can’t wait to see what you do on stage! DJ Laguna!
Laguna: Oh. Well, thank you. I won’t let you all down. (She goes to Poppy and DJ Suki.) Oh. I’m going to let them all down. DJ Suki plays a tuba sound on her Wooferbug. Laguna then sits on a log.)
Poppy: Wait. Laguna, what do you mean? You’re a Techno Troll. You’ve been to hundreds of raves.
Laguna: (Putting her notebook away.) Actually, thousands. But who’s counting? Me. I am. It’s 10,483. And I’ve never DJ’d a single one.
DJ Suki: So, you don’t want to DJ the Daylight Ravings party?
Laguna: Of course I do. It’s an honor, but I’m an observer, not a performer. I don’t bring “da noise.” My document it on a clipboard once said, “da noise has already been brought.”
Poppy: Oh, no problem. Suki and I can help you with that.
DJ Suki: Yeah. You already got the make quality of any great teaching. You’re unique, and I can teach you all the technical stuff in like, and hour. Uh… ‘cause I’m an amazing teacher, not ‘cause DJ-ing is mostly automated and barely a skill. (She chuckles nervously. She, Poppy, and Laguna go to the Open Mic Cave. Some of the most agreeable Trolls are the test audience.)
Poppy: OK, Laguna, we’ve gathered some of TrollsTopia’s most agreeable Trolls as a test audience.
Funk Troll #1: That’s right.
Classical Troll #1: We’re very agreeable.
Country Troll #1: I agree.
DJ Suki: Now, to get a set started, I just play my favorite track, shout out, “Ooooohhh!” and the next thing you know, everybody’s dancing.
Laguna: My favorite track? That’s easy. (She picks up a track.) Ooooohhh! (She starts playing the track.)
Voice: This is Jane Hugmire’s dissertation on the hair patterns of early Trolls.
All: Uh… (They start dancing slowly.)
DJ Suki: Uh… We’ll look after this. (Laguna gets ready to practice again.) Being able to scratch is a must. It gives your DJ-ing a little “wikki-wikkow”!
Laguna: (Taking notes) Wikki-wikkow.
DJ Suki: Good! Now give it a try!
Laguna: Uh… (She scratches her record once.)
Poppy: Come on! Really scratch it, Laguna!
All: Scratch it! Scratch it! Scratch it! Scratch it! Scratch it! Scratch it! (Laguna becomes more nervous. She accidentally flings the records off DJ Suki’s Wooferbug and they fly around the cave.)
Poppy and DJ Suki: Aaah! (They duck as the records cut off some of their hair.)
DJ Suki: That was… good. (She chuckles nervously. Laguna gets ready to practice once more.) All good DJs have a signature catchphrase to pump up the crowd, like, “Everyone put your hands in the air!” (The most agreeable Trolls put their hands in the air.)
All: Yeah!
Poppy: Like that, but make it your own.
Laguna: Make it my own? Um… Uh…. Everyone… everyone… PUT YOUR FEET IN THE AIR!
Country Troll #1: Huh? (He and the other most agreeable Trolls put their feet in the air and fall.)
Laguna: (groans) I appreciate your help, friends, but… (sighs) … I’m afraid DJ Laguna just doesn’t fit the mold.
DJ Suki: Well, then who says you have to perform as DJ Laguna? (She takes out some keys and her Wooferbug spits out a toolbox.)
Poppy: Hey, yeah! DJ’s about different personas all the time. There’s DJ Rainbow, DJ Meow Meow, DJ Original, DJ Original 2.
DJ Suki: Even I played around with wearing mask when I first started out. (She takes out a cupcake-shaped mask.)
Poppy: Ooh!
DJ Suki: See, when you get up on that stage, you’re not gonna be DJ Laguna. You’re gonna be… (She puts the mask on Laguna.) … DJ Dessert!
Laguna: Oh, I don’t know, but putting mask on, I’m just supposed to feel different and suddenly be able to- (She scratches the record and gasps.)
DJ Suki: Whoa!
Laguna: Ha-ha-ha! DJ Dessert in the house! (She moves a record on her body, throws sunglasses at the most agreeable Trolls, and they cheer for her. Poppy and DJ Suki do a fist bump. Soon, the Daylight Ravings party is about to start.)
All: Daylight crazy! Daylight crazy! (Poppy, DJ Suki, and Laguna watch the crowd from behind the DJ equipment. Poppy is now wearing neon jewelry.)
Poppy: Wow! Almost about time! You got this Laguna.
Laguna: Correction: DJ Dessert’s got this! And look. A fun further study I learned the helmet has additional prop leasing features like love lights and confetti panels! (The helmet shoots confetti.)
DJ Suki: Totally! And if you push that button, it activates the lasers!
Laguna: Lasers? (She presses the button and the helmet shoots lasers, causing her to drop it in shock.) Aaah! (The helmet falls to the ground.)
Poppy and DJ Suki: (In slow motion) Noooo!
Laguna: (In slow motion) Nooooooooo! (The helmet hits the floor near her fins and shatters.) The helmet! What am I going to do?!
DJ Suki: Uh… You can use the back-up helmet.
Laguna: (gasps) There is a back-up helmet?!
DJ Suki: No! I’m sorry! I panicked!
Synth: (amplified) OK, Daylight Ravers, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for!
Laguna: No! I can’t perform without it!
Poppy: Yes, Laguna, you can.
DJ Suki: Yeah. I only gave you that helmet to get you comfortable on stage. With all the amazing DJ-ing earlier, that came from inside you.
Laguna: No, no, You’re wrong. I have to find a new helmet. (She sees a discoball helmet on a seaweed.) A discoball! Perfect! (She puts the helmet on.) Hm. Better.
Poppy: Better? It’s covering your eyes.
Laguna: Ah, but DJ Discoball doesn’t need eyes. All she needs is the beat.
Poppy: What?
DJ Suki: W-What does that even mean?
Laguna: No time to explain. I’m on! (She goes the wrong way and DJ Suki grabs her fins.)
DJ Suki: The stage is that way! (Laguna heads to the stage.)
Synth: (amplified) All right, put your fins together for…
Laguna: DJ DISCOBAAAAAL! (The Techno Trolls cheer for her.) MAKE SOME NOISE! (She bumps into a sound speaker. It makes a loud noise and the Techno Trolls cover their ears.) Oops. (chuckles) Too much noise. How about we drop the beat, huh?! Ooooooh! (She puts the recorder on the set scratches a little. The Techno Trolls dance slowly.) Ooh, no. (She turns off the record.) Just need to… (She plays the record faster and the Techno Trolls dance faster. One of them falls over.) Sorry! Sorry! (She accidentally presses a button and the DJ set goes up.)
Synth: (Jumping onto the DJ set) No, Laguna! No! (The DJ set begins to walk and damages the dance floor. Laguna and Synth scream as it bumps into the Rave Clock and it rolls across the dance floor. The some of the Techno Trolls run out of the way.)
Laguna: Oh, no.
Synth: Laguna, you… I…
Laguna: No, Synth. I’m not eyed. I am so sorry. It’s just… My DJ Dessert helmet got ruined.
Synth: Let me guess, Classic DJ helmet DJ fiasco?
Laguna: Mm-hm.
Synth: Mm. We’ve all been there. (We go to the past where he gets a DJ helmet ready. It shoots lasers, breaks, and starts a fire.)
Past Synth: Fire?! Underwater?! (The fire spreads further. Then we go back to the present.)
Synth: We should probably stop using laser masks.
Laguna: Well, I needed some kind of mask. So I put on that discoball ‘cause without it, as a DJ, I just don’t fit the mold.
Synth: Yeah, I know.
Laguna: Hm?
Synth: That’s the whole reason why I picked you.
Laguna: It… it is?
Synth: Well, yeah. Laguna, you’re the most unique, most crazy interesting Troll I know. I wanted to see what you would bring to the turn table, not DJ Discoball or DJ Dessert. I mean, come on, get that out of here. (Laguna smiles and looks at DJ Suki who gives her a thumbs-up.)
Laguna: Thanks, Synth. Now, if you don’t mind, may I forgot to mention the noise must be brought. And I’m the Troll that’s gonna bring it. (She presses a button and the DJ set rises.) (amplified) Hey, Techno Lagoon! Let’s try this again! I’m DJ Laguna! Oooooh! (She plays the track that played earlier and the Techno Trolls start dancing. Some even move up and down to the beat. Seaweed can be seen with discoballs. The Techno Trolls soon cheer for Laguna.) Yeah! Everybody put your feet in the air! (The Techno Trolls put their feet in the air and cheer. Poppy and DJ Suki do the same thing.)
Poppy and DJ Suki: DJ Laguna! DJ Laguna!
All: DJ Laguna! DJ Laguna! DJ Laguna!
Laguna: That’s my name! Aye!
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