Maurice and Me, May 2012

Maurice and Me is a Tumblr blog by Randy Rose, lead singer of The Residents. The blog was active between February 2012 and January 2019, and often featured historical anecdotes about Rose's history with The Residents, as well as further context about Rose himself and projects including the video series In My Room and the Wonder of Weird live tour.
This page collects posts made to this blog in May 2012, archived from the original Tumblr page by The Mysterious Spanish Ladies.
==Blog posts==
===Tuesday, May 1st 2012===
"There is no end. There is no beginning. There is only the passion of life."
— Federico Fellini
 Tagged: #film.
===Wednesday, May 2nd 2012===
[YouTube video: Takenobu - Shady Grove]
Hey everybody! If you think about who I am and what I do, this is probably a little strange, but I think this guy is great.
===RESIDENTS HISTORY - part 4 - Friday, May 4th 2012===
(Third Reich ‘n Roll back cover idea)
RESIDENTS HISTORY - part 4 (continued)
More of Randy’s tidbits and odd wads. This is is an early idea for the back cover of our Third Reich 'n Roll album. I had totally forgotten about it and then BINGO! there it was in a box of other junk. Ugly or what?
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose.
===Randy History - Part 1 - Monday, May 7th 2012===
(Grandma, Grandpa & Deer Head)
Randy History - Part 1
Okay, so people keep asking me all these personal questions, so I guess I will start answering them with a new series of postings about me. I might as well start at the beginning or even before that - here’s my grandma and grandpa. The deer head is from my uncle who killed and ate just about anything that crawled, walked, flew or swam, except people of course (I’m pretty sure about that).
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose, #Black and White, #vintage.
===RESIDENTS HISTORY - part 5 - Thursday, May 10th 2012 (1)===
(Chuck - back in the day)
RESIDENTS HISTORY - part 5 (Continued)
I know Chuck has a big weekend coming up what with his album being released and all, so I thought this would be a good time to show all of his fans what a WILD AND CRAZY GUY he was - back in the day. (I certify that this photo is 100% authentic - R)
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose, #Black and White, #vintage.
===Thursday, May 10th 2012 (2)===
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
— Elvis Presley
===RESIDENTS HISTORY - part 6 - Saturday, May 12th 2012 (1)===
(old newspaper people photo)
RESIDENTS HISTORY - part 6 (continued)
So this is an old picture I found from around the time of the Third Reich ‘n Roll. We shot the movie then a few days later we took these photos. I don’t think this one has ever been used, but I guess it probably showed up somewhere. You have to guess which one is me.
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose, #Black and White, #vintage.
===Saturday, May 12th 2012 (2)===
"The reward of suffering is experience."
— Harry S. Truman
===RANDY ROSE - WHO AM I? - Monday, May 14th 2012===
RANDY ROSE - WHO AM I?
Hey Everybody! I’m sorry but this is really not working for me - LIFE!, that’s I’m talking about. Here’s the deal. If you search on the fucking internet for “Randy Rose”, what do you get? “Ravishing Randy Rose”, a wrestler from the 80’s & 90’s or “Randy Rose,” a singing drummer from the a 1990s Christian rock band called Mad at the World. I mean, I’ve been doing this for 40 years and I don’t rate as high as an ex-wrestler who now runs a construction company and a drummer who sang “Walls of Hate.” I’m almost 100 years old and live with a cat in West LA. I couldn’t even get a job as a talking donkey. Carlos hates me. I have to face it - I’m a failure! Something has to change!
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose, #doubt.
===RACE CHANGE OPERATION! - Tuesday, May 15th 2012 (1)===
RACE CHANGE OPERATION!
Okay, so I started thinking - who is successful in the music business these days? RAP SINGERS! That’s who. I mean if you think about it, it’s kind of a perfect fit for me. I can’t sing - rap singers can’t sing. Basically they are actors who have figured how to make big bucks in the music biz, which is pretty much what i am except of course for the big bucks part. (Did you ever see Ice Cube in “Anaconda?” I mean the guy is a natural.) But there is a slight problem with this scenario - rap singers are BLACK! (except of course for for Vanilla Ice or the Beastie Boys, but they are posers posing as posers so there’s no reason to go there), but then it hit me - A RACE CHANGE OPERATION! After all - Michael Jackson did it. So, it’s the new me - MC RANDY BRANDO! …but then no, I realized that’s too white. Not only that, people would think I’m an old fat white guy instead of just old. So I thought about it a little more and WHAMMO!!! It hit me! Get ready everybody, you are now dealing with the one and only - MC Cocky Ran-!D!
(Cocky Ran-!D! photo by Josh Keppel)
 Tagged: #MC Cocky Ran !D!, #the residents, #randy rose, #race change.
===Tuesday, May 15th 2012 (2)===
So when does the official 40th anniversary tour start???
wewouldbealive
Hey Amnes! - I only wish I knew! Everybody thinks we decide all this stuff, but it’s really the managers and agents. We just go where they say and act crazy, especially me. Wish I had a better answer. R
===Thursday, May 17th 2012 (1)===
Hey homies! I be gettin’ some new promo pix! Y'all be there wit my bling n'stuff?
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose, #MC Cocky Ran !D!.
===Thursday, May 17th 2012 (2)===
"When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg."
— Snoop Dogg
===Friday, May 18th 2012 (1)===
Hey Homies! Jus’ so ya know. My Man, D-Rez has a new album out! He be callin’ it CODGERS ON THE MOON an’ it be way fresh an’ stuff! Y'all can check it out at residents.com. He also be havin’ a website ‘bout it called CODGERS ON THE MOON: CHARLES BOBUCK (Charles be’s his real name - crunk, huh?)
 Tagged: #randy rose, #the residents, #D-Rez, #MC Cocky Ran-!D!.
===Friday, May 18th 2012 (2)===
Codgers on the Moon »
 Tagged: #D-Rez, #randy rose, #the residents, #MC Cocky Ran-!D!.
===Monday, May 21st 2012===
I don’t know. I spent a lot time thinking about this over the weekend. I mean, yeah, the race change thing worked okay for MJ, but he’s dead. Not much to be said for that. I don’t know.
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose, #race change, #doubt.
===Tuesday, May 22nd 2012===
(Tan Ran-?D?)
I don’t know. I mean, it seems like I HAVE to do something, but people kept saying I looked like the FUCKING TAN MOM! I mean, c'mon… is that fair? …I don’t know.
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose, #race change, #doubt, #MC Cocky Ran-!D!.
===Wednesday, May 23rd 2012 (1)===
"What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too."
— Chuck Palahniuk
===Wednesday, May 23rd 2012 (2)===
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
— James Branch Cabell
===Wednesday, May 23rd 2012 (3)===
"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
— W.B. Yeats
===Wednesday, May 23rd 2012 (4)===
"Who gathers the withered rose?"
— William Faulkner
===Wednesday, May 23rd 2012 (5)===
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx
===Thursday, May 24th 2012 (1)===
EUREKA!
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy rose.
===RANDY ZUCKERBERG! - Thursday, May 24th 2012 (2)===
RANDY ZUCKERBERG!
All of a sudden it hit me… music is, like, so YESTERDAY - DUH!!! I mean, when I was young, the cool people from a cultural point of view were all musicians. I mean nobody was cooler than Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Bob Dylan or JAMES BROWN!!! (if you’ve never seen James Brown in the TAMI show, immediately stop whatever you’re doing and go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2nybY647F0) These people spoke to their culture and their culture listened - and cared. Who speaks to people in the music business these days - Justin Beaver! Is anybody listening? I don’t think so. So I thought some more and tried to figure out who does speak to their culture these days and it hit me - KABOOM! Computer geeks! I mean who could possibly be cooler than Steve Jobs!. Okay, he’s no James Dean, but how much cooler does it get than dying when you’re absolutely on top. We’re talking Jesus Jobs here! But think about it, when I was young everybody wanted to come to San Francisco to get laid and wear flowers in their hair. Now everyone want to come to San Francisco to get laid and GET RICH! And I’m stuck in LA. But I can change that - just like I can change my name. MC Cocky Ran-!D! is history - from now on it’s RANDY ZUCKERBERG!
 Tagged: #randy rose, #the residents, #randy zuckerberg.
===Friday, May 25th 2012 (1)===
Hey! One more time! James Brown at the TAMI show in 1964. You owe it to yourself!
[broken link]
===Friday, May 25th 2012 (2)===
Okay, this is it! I can feel it! Randy Z, Randy the Zuck - it just feels right! But hey! Don’t call me a Zuckhead or a Motherzucker, okay? All I need now is my BIG IDEA, but it’s coming… I know… I can feel it.
 Tagged: #the residents, #randy zuckerberg.
===Tuesday, May 29th 2012 (1)===
"Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
===Tuesday, May 29th 2012 (2)===
"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."
— Jonathan Swift
===Tuesday, May 29th 2012 (3)===
"There is in every madman a misunderstood genius whose idea, shining in his head, frightened people, and for whom delirium was the only solution to the strangulation that life had prepared for him."
— Antonin Artaud
===Tuesday, May 29th 2012 (4)===
"Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now."
— Goethe
===Tuesday, May 29th 2012 (5)===
"The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms. Very often it does not know what to do with an octopus."
— Albert Einstein
===Tuesday, May 29th 2012 (6)===
 Tagged: #randy rose, #randy zuckerberg, #the residents, #typography.
===Wednesday, May 30th 2012===
===Thursday, May 31st 2012===
 Tagged: #the residents, #Typography, #randy rose, #randy rose, #randy zuckerberg.
==See also==
*Maurice and Me
*Randy Rose
*Codgers on the Moon
==External links and references==
*Maurice and Me
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