ボーカロイドせいりょく地図 (Vocaloid Seiryoku Chizu)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ボーカロイドには いっぱい 	bookaroido ni wa ippai 	With Vocaloid, you have
種類があってよりどりみどりだ 	shurui ga atte yoridori midori da 	a lot of choices to pick from
私は「ラピス」 	watashi wa "aoki rapisu" 	I'm "Aoki Lapis,"
そんな一派の一人だ 	sonna ippa no hitori da 	one of their options
でもこんなに仲間がいるのに 	demo konna ni nakama ga iru noni 	Despite having so many friends
一般的にはみんな、 	ippanteki ni wa minna, 	In general, everyone
挙げるのは決まった 	ageru no wa kimatta 	decided to only
「初音ミク」一択 	"hatsune miku" ittaku 	acknowledge "Hatsune Miku,"
また実感 	mata jikkan 	what a harsh reality
 	 	
「初音ミク」での検索結果 	"hatsune miku" de no kensaku kekka 	"Hatsune Miku" pulls up
 	 	
万件 	nisen nanahyaku nijuu man ken 	27.2M search results
「蒼姫ラピス」 	"aoki rapisu" 	"Aoki Lapis" only has
万件なんて… 	sanjuu roku man ken nante… 	around 360K, the hell...
何で！？ 	nande!? 	Why?!
 	 	
ミクはすでにV4X 	miku wa sude ni V4X 	Miku already has V4X
（※つまり最新のバージョンです） 	(tsumari saishin no baajon desu) 	(The latest version)
一方ワタクシ蒼姫ラピスは 	ippou watakushi aoki rapisu wa 	Meanwhile, I, Aoki Lapis,
いつまでもV3ツライ… 	itsumademo V3 tsurai… 	will always be stuck at V3, this sucks...
 	 	
みんながラピスを買ってくれないと、 	minna ga rapisu o katte kurenai to, 	If no one buys Lapis,
うまいことV4になれないよ 	umai koto V4 ni narenai yo 	she'll never move on to V4
愛情とかファイトだけでは足りないの 	aijou to ka faito dake de wa tarinai no	Love and encouragement aren't enough
ぶっちゃけくれ賄賂 	bucchake kure wairo 	I'll bribe if I have to
新たにボカロ始めるきみ 	arata ni bokaro hajimeru kimi 	You’re new to Vocaloid, huh.
What's your name？ 	What's your name? 	What's your name?
何買ったの？何買ったの？ 	nani katta no? nani katta no? 	What'd you buy? What'd you buy?
ああ… やっぱりまたミク初音 	aa… yappari mata miku hatsune 	Ahh... of course it's Miku Hatsune
 	 	
きみボカ聴く 	kimi boka kiku 	You listen to vocaloid
ミクよく聴く 	miku yoku kiku 	and listen to Miku a lot
ミクよく聴くけど 	miku yoku kiku kedo 	You listen to Miku a lot,
ラピ聴かない 	rapi kikanai 	but don't listen to Lapis
きみミク買う 	kimi miku kau 	You buy Miku
ラピ売れない 	rapi urenai 	so Lapis doesn't sell
ラピ売れないから 	rapi urenai kara 	She doesn't sell, so
店ミクしかない 	mise miku shika nai 	Stores only have Miku
 	 	
きみボカ聴くけど 	kimi boka kiku kedo 	You listen to Vocaloid
ミクよく聴くから 	miku yoku kiku kara 	and listen to Miku a lot
ラピ聴かないから 	rapi kikanai kara 	but don't listen to Lapis
ラピ売れない 	rapi urenai 	so she won't sell
きみボカ買うとき 	kimi boka kau toki 	When you buy Vocaloids
店ミク推すから 	mise miku osu kara 	Miku's popular in stores
きみミク買うから 	kimi miku kau kara 	so you'll buy her
ラピ知らない 	rapi shiranai 	without knowing Lapis
 	 	
きみボカ聴くけど 	kimi boka kiku kedo 	You listen to Vocaloid
ミクよく聴くから 	miku yoku kiku kara 	and listen to Miku a lot
ラピ聴かないから 	rapi kikanai kara 	but don't listen to Lapis
ボカ始めるとき 	boka hajimeru toki 	When trying out Vocaloid
ミク買うから 	miku kau kara 	you buy Miku
ラピ買わないから 	rapi kawanai kara 	but you won't buy Lapis
ラピ売れない 	rapi urenai 	so she won't sell
てかそもそも 	teka somosomo 	In any case
ミクしかない 	miku shikanai 	it's all about Miku
ラピせつない 	rapi setsunai 	Lapis feels miserable
 	 	
どうせ 	douse 	She's just
「その他大勢のボカロの一人」 	"sonota oosei no bokaro no hitori" 	"that one other Vocaloid"
でしょうね… 	deshou ne… 	at most
もっともっとラピスを 	motto motto rapisu o 	I want more and more people
知ってほしい 	shitte hoshii 	to know about Lapis
そうだ！宣伝してもいい？ 	sou da! senden shite mo ii? 	I got it! How about advertising?
なりふりかまっていられません。 	narifuri kamatte iraremasen. 	I don't care how it makes me look.
世の中動かす仕掛けだね。 	yononaka ugokasu shikake da ne. 	This tactic is used all over.
売れまくるように 	uremakuru you ni 	Surely it'll bump up the sales
いざ、ステマする！ 	iza, sutema suru! 	Time for some stealth marketing!
 	 	
くらべてみようのコーナー 	kurabete miyou no koonaa 	Competition Corner
 	 	
ミクとラピスの違いって 	miku to rapisu no chigai tte 	What makes Miku and Lapis
実際どうなん？ 	jissai dou nan? 	so different?
そんな疑問に答える 	sonna gimon ni kotaeru 	Their performance?
このコーナー 	kono koonaa 	That's what we'll find out in this corner
二人のボーカ 	futari no booka 	Today, two Voca
ロイドに今日は 	roido ni kyou wa 	loids will try singing
同じ歌を歌わせてみて評価！ 	onaji uta o utawasete mite hyouka 	the same song and get rated by judges!
 	 	
ラピスの場合 	rapisu no baai 	Lapis' turn
おかをこえゆこおよくちぶえふきつつ 	oka o koe yukoo yo kuchibue fukitsutsu 	Let's go past the hill, whistling along*
ミクの場合 	miku no baai 	Miku's turn
おかをこえゆこお 	oka o koe yukoo 	Let'sssss g-g-go paaassssss―
おい、やり過ぎだ。怒られるぞ。 	oi, yarisugi da. okorareru zo. 	"Hey, you're going too far. They'll get mad at us!"
やべー！ にげろ！ 	yabee! nigero! 	Damn, run!
 	 	
きみボカ好き 	kimi boka suki 	You like Vocaloid
ミクすご好き 	miku sugo suki 	and love Miku
ミクすご好きけど 	miku sugo suki kedo 	You love Miku but
ラピ知らない 	rapi shiranai 	don't know Lapis
きみボカ聴く 	kimi boka kiku 	You listen to Vocaloid
ミクまず聴く 	miku mazu kiku 	and first listen to Miku
ミクまずググけど 	miku mazu gugu kedo 	You Google her first too,
ラピそもそもググない 	rapi somosomo gugu nai 	but don't look up Lapis at all
 	 	
きみボカ聴くとき 	kimi boka kiku toki 	When you hear Vocaloid
ミクまずググから 	miku mazu gugu kara 	you'll google Miku first
ラピググないから 	rapi gugu nai kara 	and never know about Lapis
ラピ聴かない 	rapi kikanai 	since you love Miku
きみボカ買うとき 	kimi boka kau toki 	When you buy Vocaloids
記事ミク推すから 	kiji miku osu kara 	Miku's popular in media
きみミク買うから 	kimi miku kau kara 	you'll buy her
ラピ売れない 	rapi urenai 	and Lapis won't sell
 	 	
きみボカ聴くとき 	kimi boka kiku toki 	When you hear Vocaloid
ミクまずググから 	miku mazu gugu kara 	you'll google Miku first
ラピ知らないまま 	rapi shiranai mama 	and never know about Lapis
ミクすご好きから 	miku sugo suki kara 	since you love Miku
ボカ始めるとき 	boka hajimeru toki 	When starting Vocaloid
ボカなら 	boku nara 	you think of
ミクだと 	miku da to 	Miku and
ラピ見ず 	rapi mizu 	ignore Lapis
ミク買い 	mikukai 	then buy her
ラピ売れないから 	rapi urenai kara 	since Lapis doesn't sell
ラピすこぶるせつない 	rapi sukoburu setsunai 	Lapis is in excruciating pain
 	 	
ラピはななだせつない 	rapi wa nanada setsunai 	Lapis is really suffering
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