Lawnmowers Part 2

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Part 2 of Lawnmowers. Later that Day...
Mz.Hyde: 
Elaina!~ Where are you?! I have something cool to
show you!~
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh, hey
there. I'm sorry!
 *frowns suddenly, looking suspicious*
you don't have a lawnmower behind you... Right?
Mz.Hyde: Nope.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh. What
is it then?
Mz.Hyde: A CHAINSAW!!!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *whimpers*
please no... I'm super sorry... I forgot how much you liked him,
surprisingly...
Mz.Hyde: Oh really?! Let me remind you of what happens when
I see someone try to get in my man's pants!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I WASN'T
DOING THAT!!! He's my grandfather. That's too creepy for me.
Mz.Hyde: Wait...did you just say... he's your...
grandfather?!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Great
great great and a few more greats grandfather, but yes.
Mz.Hyde: *She drops the chainsaw, which is now sawing
through the floor by itself.*
Oh...
*She's really depressed all of a sudden.*
Sorry about that.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  What?
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Mz.Hyde: *She sighs sadly.*
I-it's nothing you can fix, Elaina.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  What?
Okay...? I can't fix it but you can tell me what's wrong?
Mz.Hyde: *She stops and just stares at the ground.*
I... I can't have children.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh... Mz
Hyde... I'm sorry...
Mz.Hyde: Oh, no need to say that it's just...
*She sighs again.*
I thought I had accepted that I can't have children... I mean, I have accepted
the fact that I'm not a real person...and I've told Eddie that it was okay for
him to go out with other women and that I wouldn't be mad if he got another
girl pregnant...but... I guess it doesn't feel like a problem until it's
staring at you in the face.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I
understand.. It might not seem like it, but I really do... You're disappointed
that you weren't the one to... You know... Create this bloodline. I'm sorry...
I...
Mz.Hyde: I-it's fine... it's not your fault...there was no
way you could've known.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I wish I
could help... I'm going to be honest... Well.... It might be you just got lost
in the generations, but I've never heard of you in my family...
Mz.Hyde: Well yeah, how could anyone know about some bitch
their X amount of Greats Great Grandfather dated?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  You're not
a... That word! I think you're nice and I'm going to put you back into the Hyde
legacy.
Mz.Hyde: How? The last time I checked, you can't turn me
into a fetus and impregnate your grandmother with me and make me your aunt.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I can just
tell my kids about the wonderful Mz Hyde... And you won't be in the family, but
you'll be a thought...
Mz.Hyde: *She smiles a little at this.*
Thank you Elaina, that's really sweet of you...but after a few generations I would
still be forgotten.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  No, I
won't let that happen! I'll haunt whoever didn't tell their kids the adventures
of the amazing Mz Hyde until they do or die!
Mz.Hyde: *She laughs a little at this.*
Be sure to get Velius' phone number so you guys can hang out together!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *giggles*
Mz.Hyde: I can see you two now, scaring the shit out of your
great great grand kids!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs*
you're funny!
Mz.Hyde: *She starts wailing and flailing her arms.*
Wooooo!~ Surprise you brats! It's me, the ghost of your ancestor Elaina!
WOOOOOOOO!~
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *falls
over giggling*
Mz.Hyde: WOOOOOOOO!!!👻
Ms Elaina Hyde:  S-stop!
*giggles*
Mz.Hyde: BOO!👻
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I can't
breath! *laughs, looking like a little kid*
Mz.Hyde: I AM SCARRRRYYY!~
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *rolls on
the floor, laughing so hard she was crying*
Mz.Hyde: *Gets up in her face all serious.*
There is NO laughing in the depravity ocean!!😠
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs
harder, gasping for air*
Mz.Hyde: *Starts laughing too.*
Do-do not take me lightly little Missy! I am terrifying!!😂
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *she's
rolling around on the floor now, dying from a lack of oxygen* 😆😆
Mz.Hyde: *Mz. Hyde literally can't stand anymore, she's
laughing so hard.*
I-I'LL teach you to laugh at me, just- just let me go get my step ladder first!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh God...!
😆😆😆
Mz.Hyde: *She grabs a blanket off of a near by couch and
puts it around her shoulders like a cape.*
I am the spirit of London at ni-oops! I'm so short that I tripped over my cape!
SHIT!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs*
h-hey! I'm short too! *turns red* I've done that before... Don't make fun of
me! 😂
Mz.Hyde: T-trust me, I trip over a lot of shit😂😂😂
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Oh God...
*takes a deep breath* geez...
Mz.Hyde: *Starts trying to breath again.*
That was great.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  That was
pretty freaking amazing. What was better was I can say I'm short enough to need
that.
Mz.Hyde: What? A step ladder?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Sometimes
Hela has to give me a boost when we're hunting...
Mz.Hyde: *She bursts of laughing at the thought of Elaina on
Hela's shoulders.*
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *pouts*
Don't laugh at me.
Mz.Hyde: I'm laughing with you, not at you.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *sticks
her tongue out* I'm just messing with you.
Mz.Hyde: I know. *Sticks her tongue out back at her.*
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *giggles*
Mz.Hyde: *Smiles.*
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I like
you. You're nice.
Mz.Hyde:Well, I hope so! I like you too!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *laughs*
Mz.Hyde: What?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  It's
just... Everyone here is so nice... Even though I kidnapped Helen 😅
Mz.Hyde: Excuse me?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  What? You
didn't know?
Mz.Hyde: No....why would you DO that?!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  That's why
she was gone so long that one time! Before I came!
Mz.Hyde: BUT WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I missed
her...
Mz.Hyde: You could've just come visited her! You came to
live here anyways!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  .-.
Mz.Hyde: -_-
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I'm
sorry...
Mz.Hyde: *Mz. Hyde pinches the bridge of her nose. She
sighs.*
It's fine. Just don't do it again.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *looks
down, tears in her eyes*
Mz.Hyde: *Notices Elaina.*
Oh great, now you're crying!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I'm not
crying, I'm fine! I just didn't expect you to get mad...
Mz.Hyde: How can I not be a little mad? You kidnapped
someone I care about against their will! I even begin thinking that she was dead!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *whimpers*
I... I'm sorry...
Mz.Hyde: I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. You
didn't kidnap me.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I
apologized a million times to Helen, okay?
Mz.Hyde: Then you're covered.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  *looks
down*
Mz.Hyde: What's wrong?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Nothing.
Mz.Hyde: I can tell when people lie, Elaina. And you're
doing a terrible job at it.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  I'm fine!
*scowls at the ground*
Mz.Hyde: No you're not.
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Yes I am!
Mz.Hyde: Am not!
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Just leave me alone! *crosses her arms*
Mz.Hyde: Don't you trust me?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Of course I trust you.
Mz.Hyde: Then what's wrong?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Nothing!
Mz.Hyde: You sure?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Yes.
Mz.Hyde: Okay then...
Ms Elaina Hyde:  ...
Mz.Hyde: What?
Ms Elaina Hyde:  Nothing.
== Obtained From ==
Role-playing page for pg. 56!
Category:Side Story
Category:Character Side Stories
Category:Elise Hyde