Sex

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Sex™ is a patented invention by Floppus (exclusive). I would also like to say that we live in a society. SEX is NOT BANNED in Floppism, Floppus regrets creating SEX.
== Meaning ==
=== Floppa Dictionary ===
* Sex (noun) is an action or interaction between two or more individuals in a sexual or sensual manner, which includes ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇, ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇, ▇▇▇, and ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇. Many people believe that the reason people do this is because of the fun, the feelings, or even to breed. This action, if done between two opposite genders, often results in births of offsprings, made of the DNAs from both individuals. 
* Sex (verb) is an act to have sex with someone. 
* V2 = sexed 
* V3 = sex 
* Synonyms: boink, do, fuck, have/has, wonky, slippy, slonky, funky, floppy, flop (even though incorrect) 
* Examples 
* I had sex with your mom. (regular sentence) 
* I had a floompy wonky slushy floompy floppy time with your mom. (complex extended sentence, same meaning) 
=== Big Floppa's Exclusive Dictionary ===
* Sex (noun) is an act to show your floppaness. Big Floppa rates your floppaness based on how long you have sex or how strong you are in having sex. The best score is 10/10, which has only been achieved by one floppa only: Big Floppa, after he sexed Floppa's Hoe.
* Synonyms: flop, do, Big Floppa
* Examples
* Hey Bingus, I did your mom! (regular sentence)
* Hey Bingus, I Big Floppa'd your mom! (Big Floppa sentence)
== Quotes ==
"[...] but the creatures were (uncomplete/broken). The creatures (suffered/perished) like a (certainly the word for swine, although in this context might mean boar) which (impaled/skewered) by a skillfull hunter, would not - [unintelligible] - beseeching for relief from pain. The blessing, (quickly/soon) arrived, from the (sky/daylight) - [unintelligible] - (decay ?) - [currently untranslatable] for the creatures to (combine/unite) and regenerate [...]. Yarkzar."
- Zaǥa, chapter X possibly.
Early history of humans and cats after creation is rarely mentioned in the Floppa PHD, mostly due to missing parts or mistranslations. One of such parts is the Zaǥa (possibly proto-floppish for spring, generalized as "origin of something"). It is listed under that same name in the index of the Floppa PHD, however no such name is ever found in the book again, leading to think that the text was lost or forgotten about during the uncountable revisions and translations of the Floppa PHD.
Common opinion between scholars is that this fragment narrates the divine creation of reproduction. After noticing the pain humanity was going through, Floppus blessed them with death, and after realizing his mistakes, granted them the ability to mate and have children such that the population could be upkept.
"Why create them in the first place? Lmao seems like Floppus is pretty stupid for a Boltzmann brain." - Pope Floppian XI (is not an idiot lmao, coming from a man from the most atheist country in europe)
"Fuck Pope Floppian, bitch thinks he can roast me and shit?!" - Floppus, according to Father Fioloppe VII
"Whoever loves sex, they flopped for a hoe. There will be a great punishment for them, so stop doing that shit" - Floppus, according to Father Fioloppe VII
"Pope Floppian talking shit about Floppus... Like wtf can you do to him bruh? Throw some holy water to the air or sum? Lmao" - Father Fioloppe VII
"I hate sex, my followers should too" - Messenger of Floppus
"Ayo the pizza here.... AHH! FUCK! My ears burn...." - Pope Floppian XI (mans slipped in the stairs like a toddler lol)
"Bingustan is better because we are allowed to have sex." - Bingustani resident, who got shot 18 times seconds after saying this.
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