Wiscause

== Wiscause ==
Wiscause is a 42-year old caucasian teenager from Wisconsin. Over the years he has a built up a reputation as an extremely talented MiniTWOWer, winning TWOW seasons such as MultiTWOW2020, Mr. Dell Season 8, and Dark S-1. He has sparked controversy by being the first person to defecate standing up.
Wiscause passed away on March 23rd, 2019. He died to suicide via six gunshots to the back of his head, the last person to ever see him was Purplegaze his very close friend, the last thing he said before passing away was according to Purplegaze was "FUCK, IT WASN'T A CAMERA PURPLE, BUY THE RIGHT THING NEXT TIME!".
== Background ==
Wiscause was born into the war-torn country of Wisconsin at the age of 4. Since then he has spent his life running from terrorists. To combat his warfare enemies, he plays TWOW. He supposedly suspects several famous figureheads to secretly be terrorists.At the age of 9, Wiscause allegedly killed Purplegaze. It is widely believed the Purplegaze account has been a sentient AI since this day. It remains a sensitive subject to both parties.At the age of 13, Wiscause became a viral TikTok star. His hilarious funny compilations of the whip and nae nae have earned him millions of likes.At the age of 16, Wiscause found out that Mars is an printer and started to promote this everywhere he went to
== Purplegaze ==
Wiscause and Purplegaze are close friends. Born as twins in a run-down barn in Polynesia, they have spent their childhood fighting magical creatures with martial arts and black magic. Their tales have been mostly classified by the government due to highly disturbing information. 
On December 17th 2017, an animated series was released about their adventures. It broke viewer records and ran for three seasons before the animator sadly passed away on May 14th 2019 to suicide via six gunshots to the back of the head.
The fourth season is expected to be released in early 6942. Eurovision Wiscause accidentally created Eurovision on November 2nd 1997. It is a highly sensitive topic she does not like to discuss.
 Controversies On January 20th 2020, Wiscause was banned from TWOW Central due to repeated racist remarks.Wiscause is gay..[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14] Relationships Wiscause has yet to engage in any romantic relationships, due to his extreme fear of being rejected. This makes him a fucking loser lmaoooooOn June 4th 2020, Blandy and Wiscause married. This is suspected to be illegal. Wiscause was arrested on $10,000 bail, which was paid for by an anonymous relative. The police are still searching for Wiscause. It's been speculated there is a $26,000 bounty on Wiscause's head. Suspected Crimes Wiscause has been accused of several crimes, including:JaywalkingSix violations of the Geneva ConventionsMurder (Purple's MiniTWOW Season 3)PiracyOption 5Leaking minor government documents
Witchcraft
Jaysitting
Being dead
Manipulation of people
== MiniTWOWing History. ==
Wiscause has not currently participated in any MiniTWOWs. He is banned from Gliko for unspecified reasons (data manipulation.)
== Favourite Songs ==
* Wiscause's favourite songs are all by Childish Gambino and Ed Sheeran.
== The Gun Incident of 1712 ==
In 1712 Wiscause got killed by Darrest because he thought the gun was made of cake. For over 400 years it was a mystery how Wiscause died despite being immortal to gun shots. Turns out the gun was actually cake, though the gun was exactly .3126 trs_ tall and WIscause was allergic to cake guns that are .3126 trs_ tall
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